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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (4/15/20)Withdrawals Are A B!tch Edition
Quote I
“I spent 40 years dedicating my life to serving the community of Auburn as a physician and through my volunteer efforts. Am I perfect? No. We’re all a little flawed,"William Kirby the mayor of Auburn, CA
Quote II
“I’m hoping and I’m praying that these (bleepers) go off the cliff to never be heard from again,” Gossage said. “All of them! Nancy Pelosi and that lying Chuck Schumer. And then (bleeping) Robert Mueller and the (bleeping) Mueller Report, and the FBI … I hope some of them go to jail!” Former NY Yankees pitcher Goose Gossage
Quote III
“[N]umber one, Mr. President, the American people understand what you’ve done for them, and this effort to destroy Trump no matter the cost of the country is getting a bit old and it’s pissing a lot of people off,” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC)
“How Am I Violating Social Distancing When I Go Fishing, by Myself, on My Boat" There are two kinds of social distancing. 1. An effort to prevent the spread of the Wuhan Virus by encouraging people to maintain physical distance from each other. 2. A totalitarian social hysteria which has seen people arrested for surfing and a crackdown on drive-in church services that has nothing medical or rational to it. The "Stay at Home" shrill hysteria is not medical. It's hysterical. How, some Marylanders are asking, is boating a threat to anyone?
Here in my home state RV dealers remain open as essential businesses. However hobby stores are closed. Could this be a covert attack against say, Hobby Lobby?
How's that working from home working out for us?
Binge Nation: Average American Streams 8 Hours Of Content Per Day During Coronavirus Outbreak! NEW YORK — Just one more episode. Or five. That’s the mantra of millions who suddenly find themselves stuck at home all day during the coronavirus pandemic. A new survey of 2,000 U.S. residents finds the average American is currently streaming eight hours of content per day and finishing three TV series per week. We all have some extra free time on our hands right now, but at this rate many people may exhaust the entire Netflix library by summer. Moreover, many parents have started to fall back on streaming services to get a break from their kids. In all, 65% of surveyed parents said they’re allowing their children to watch more TV and movies during this pandemic.
If Joe Biden listens to the NYT, I hope he has a bag of flour.
A new NY Times Op-Ed from Steve Phillips calls for Biden to pick Stacy Abrams as his running mate. Abrams is currently the 3rd most likely running mate for Biden according to the prediction market of PredictIt.Well, she is as mentally challenged as the presumptive nominee.
I'm not sure why this is news. It is the school district's job to
(CNN)As schools across the country shut their doors indefinitely due to the coronavirus pandemic, millions of students are now adjusting to online learning. But for low income families who may not have access to WiFi, this transition is a problem. That's why the Austin Independent School District (ISD) has deployed 110 school buses now equipped with WiFi to neighborhoods and apartment complexes where the district identified the highest need for internet access.
Starting on Monday, the district "strategically positions" the buses, which have WiFi capabilities up to a distance of 300 feet, every weekday from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. Starting on Monday, the district "strategically positions" the buses, which have WiFi capabilities up to a distance of 300 feet, every weekday from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. Students can connect to the WiFi using their school computers only, not personal devices, though they're not allowed to board the bus. While everyone is advised to stay inside, students may have to move closer to the bus to gain access to the WiFi, but must remain at least six feet apart from anyone else to follow social distancing guidelines.
The WiFi equipped buses are funded through a $600,000 grant from Kajeet, an education technology provider.
In honor of the IRS....................
Bhatara, who was returning to Papadahandi with a few others in an SUV from Kotapad where they had gone to attend a wedding, had stopped near a forest to attend nature’s call. He then spotted an injured bear and decided to click a selfie with the wild animal. Although the others in the vehicle cautioned him against doing so, Bhatara came perilously close to the bear which chased him and fatally mauled him.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire, AceCorp, LLC. & the International Brotherhood of Hamsters.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: redc1c4 at April 15, 2020 10:04 PM (5ua3Z)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 10:05 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:05 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Snottystaschi at April 15, 2020 10:05 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 15, 2020 10:04 PM (5ua3Z)
Told ya, withdrawals are a bitch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:05 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: A lotta nerve at April 15, 2020 10:06 PM (JdcHc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
How was your day?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 10:06 PM (dUJdY)
Good Evening
Posted by: wing at April 15, 2020 10:06 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: cfo mom at April 15, 2020 10:06 PM (RfzVr)
Is that your paradise?
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:05 PM (Lhcx9)
Unfortunately no, mine is white with snow and ice.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
It's such a 90's movie.
(said with love)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Snottystaschi at April 15, 2020 10:08 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 10:08 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2020 10:08 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:08 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: JT at April 15, 2020 10:08 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
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Those Michigan deplorables! Converging on the capital like they owned the place! It was appalling.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 10:08 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:08 PM (T9OzC)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 10:09 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2020 10:09 PM (l3+k2)
Great links MisHum. Pro tip: don't travel to Kotapad unless you've got extra-thick protection, preferably with wings. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Catching anything on that lake?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2020 10:08 PM (WFcrO)
Thanks.
And no, but the worst day of fishing beats anything else
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:09 PM (odDPd)
Better than my state with a multiple personality disorder. Sunny, rainy, snowing, sunny, cloudy and back to sunny.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:10 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
Did you participate? I saw videos, it looks like there were lots of people there, starting at 9:00 AM
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:10 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2020 10:10 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Shipoopi at April 15, 2020 10:10 PM (qDBif)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
Your tyrannical
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 15, 2020 10:04 PM (5ua3Z
Don SCUBA gear.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Snottystaschi at April 15, 2020 10:10 PM (Vy7tf)
Alternative viewing of that pic: The guy's fishing for all those lost firearms in canoe accidents on that lake. That lake looks suspiciously dangerous for canoes.
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2020 10:10 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
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Those Michigan deplorables! Converging on the capital like they owned the place! It was appalling.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
ANARCHY IN MICHIGAN!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 10:11 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Shipoopi at April 15, 2020 10:10 PM (qDBif)
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As I understand it, NY went back and added about 4000 "suspected" covid deaths to the count.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 15, 2020 10:11 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:10 PM (IYHxL)
We've had that the past 2days without the rain.
Joys of living past the arctic circle or so i've been told.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Shipoopi
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*No wait, deep breath, stop it, I can't take it!!*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 10:11 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
The Genius Award story is a couple years old, but that guy was such a genius he's worth celebrating.
I'd be careful about approaching an injured kitten much less a bear.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2020 10:12 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:10 PM (NWiLs)
Some people were honking their horns and it was rully rully loud.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 10:12 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 10:12 PM (G546f)
Alternative viewing of that pic: The guy's fishing for all those lost firearms in canoe accidents on that lake. That lake looks suspiciously dangerous for canoes.
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2020 10:10 PM (Y8PSl)
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The fuzz'll be out to drag him back to shore, and fine him for not sheltering-in-place.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 15, 2020 10:13 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:10 PM (Lhcx9)
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Traffic was backed up early so Hogmartin and I decided to walk about a mile in to the capital building and observe the wildlife. So many great signs. "Don't Tread On MI".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2020 10:12 PM (G51Gf)
You can just drop kick a kitten. A bear, not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
It's pretty bad here in Georgia, too.
Yesterday we had the A/C on, today we put the heat back on.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:14 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 10:14 PM (G546f)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
They'd get bitten off.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:14 PM (NWiLs)
Fuck me.. I went on rant. Poor guy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 10:14 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: klaftern at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
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I liked the bus with Trump signs in every window.
Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:08 PM (Lhcx9)
Ben will end up pimpin' his mom out, for grades.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Even if he did, even money says he'd miss her no-no square.
I mean, how the hell could you tell?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Pelosi Galore at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Is bitch crazy,or what?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
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Even better, she would never know if he did.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (XVuno)
Fuck him.. with a chainsaw.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Even if he did, even money says he'd miss her no-no square.
I mean, how the hell could you tell?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (Y4EXg)
Elbow-deep in fat folds.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (VqNuf)
Yeah fuck that dude and I dont even like.baseball.
Sick of.seeing that little rat fuck
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:16 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 10:14 PM (G546f)
--It was done during the Baltimore riots a few years ago. I just don't want MLB to try to cram all 162 games in.
Too bad that there won't be a CWS, though.
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:16 PM (s99R7)
Even if he did, even money says he'd miss her no-no square.
I mean, how the hell could you tell?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (Y4EXg)
I think that's what the flour is for.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:16 PM (Lhcx9)
Is bitch crazy,or what?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (ptqGC)
There will be video of her melting down in her fuhrerbunker.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
Is bitch crazy,or what?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (ptqGC)
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A couple long guns were sighted, as well as a pitchfork with a roll of toilet paper on one of the tines.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 15, 2020 10:17 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:17 PM (ptqGC)
Even if he did, even money says he'd miss her no-no square.
I mean, how the hell could you tell?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (Y4EXg)
I think that's what the flour is for.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:16 PM (Lhcx9)
That would explain the shortage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:17 PM (NWiLs)
Fuck him.. with a chainsaw.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (dUJdY)
That could leave a mark or a whole shit load of them
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 10:17 PM (G546f)
♪
You know that stuff
You sometimes pick
Out from between
your toes?
Make sure that
if you do that
you don't then
pick your nose.
—Balmy Shiv
Posted by: mindful webworker
radically inclined
at April 15, 2020 10:18 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: The Anti-Wally Guild at April 15, 2020 10:18 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: clutch at April 15, 2020 10:18 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 10:18 PM (/669Q)
according to local nooz
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 10:18 PM (G546f)
Even if he did, even money says he'd miss her no-no square.
I mean, how the hell could you tell?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (Y4EXg)
I think that's what the flour is for.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:16 PM (Lhcx9)
75 comments? It's like I don't know you Morons
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: China at April 15, 2020 10:18 PM (vs2ae)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (ptqGC)
That should read FORMER mayor of Auburn, CA.
"We're all a little flawed." Yeah, but some are more flawed than others.
And you are asshoe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Shipoopi at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (qDBif)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
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It was the best of tines, it was the worst of tines.
Posted by: Charles Dickens, aka Samuel Clemens at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (XVuno)
Is bitch crazy,or what?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (ptqGC)
There were some people open carrying (which is legal). There were also some people - a group of maybe 5, that I recall - that had some pro-life signs.
Pretty low turnout, aside from the open-carry people, a couple pro-life people, and a few thousand vehicles backed up several miles to the capitol, from US 127 all the way down Michigan Avenue and Oakland (and that's just from the east), all with signs calling her out by name.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus
Wheil Whitler!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (G546f)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
I keep all-purpose flour in the house, but you're supposed to use self-rising flour.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (7WaWV)
Jesus, the situation's not THAT bad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2020 10:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:20 PM (ptqGC)
Apparently, he's a big Trump fan.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:20 PM (d6Ksn)
The song clearly states "dont touch me there"
But then again it's slow Joe fingerbang to ho.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:20 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (7WaWV)
--*SIGH* Not even any CFL.
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:20 PM (T9OzC)
Not that there's anything wrong with Zappa.
Never mind. Forget I said anything.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 10:20 PM (vs2ae)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
She endorsed Bernie, didn't she? Communists gonna socialize.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:20 PM (Lhcx9)
Is bitch crazy,or what?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (ptqGC)
She crazy.
Let's see: they made the choice to be anti-choice. Problem?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2020 10:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I went outside to fill my birdfeeder and had to look at my hyacinths all laying down in the snow. The tulips were still standing, but they'll probably fall over tomorrow. Bummer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2020 10:21 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (7WaWV)
Jesus, the situation's not THAT bad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2020 10:20 PM (YqDXo)
I would rather watch Midget badminton
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Bwhah ha haaa. That sissy keeps impressing me. What an age!
Posted by: mindful webworker
radically inclined
at April 15, 2020 10:21 PM (sLVyZ)
Sits on floor in front of tv
Has Vanna White on a recurring loop as she walks across the stage.
Sigh. Gawd I'm bored.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 10:21 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
Biden has, literally, lostbhis mind. Tank is hoping for some action.
Posted by: tbodie at April 15, 2020 10:21 PM (BoFYZ)
Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 10:21 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
AOC just went on record stating that Tara Reade's allegations need to be taken seriously.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
She might just be an actual useful idiot.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (vs2ae)
Gov. Whitmer was on Joy Reid saying protesters were "brandishing weapons" and displaying "anti choice posters."
Is bitch crazy,or what?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (ptqGC)
I think she's past her level of competency and is about to exit the solar system.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (KZl3I)
pics:
https://stoatnet.org/opgridlock/
vids:
https://tinyurl.com/vtoly4g
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: klaftern at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I went outside to fill my birdfeeder and had to look at my hyacinths all laying down in the snow. The tulips were still standing, but they'll probably fall over tomorrow. Bummer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
I love you too.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Rocky at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
That, and the truck hauling the boat with people on board.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (d6Ksn)
Gunny was my biggest disappointment when I learned he voted for Obama.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2020 10:23 PM (ofIwF)
As you know, the NIH funded the Wuhan lab bat research. We and other Western govt. helped them build that lab. The Frogs were big in helping them construct it, I just read it.
The intel we've got on this thing that is being leaked says that there was a frantic effort at the Wuhan lab to clean something up, both literally and figuratively.
The initial transmission was bat to human. They were working with the bat virus, again likely doing GOF stuff, which we had taught them, and there was some incident where lab personnel got contaminated with virus.
This Wuhan lab is supposed to be Bio safety level 4, but they were incompetent, and may not have even been trying to use the full Level 4 protocols.
Level 4 is where they wear space suits, and have all this fancy stuff to keep pathogens contained.
This stuff scares the shit out of me. Playing with fire.
Just imagine if the Chicoms were playing with something even deadlier. Like we do.
There's needs to be a reckoning over this shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 10:23 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: brad at April 15, 2020 10:23 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Same here, over pretty much anything else. Ever.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 10:23 PM (t+qrx)
I keep all-purpose flour in the house, but you're supposed to use self-rising flour.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (Lhcx9)
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Add some salt and baking powder to the all-purpose flour, and you should be good to go.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 15, 2020 10:23 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 10:23 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:23 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 10:21 PM (/669Q)
Are you telling me no one in Savannah has a shotgun?
PULL!
BLAM!
Drone circles in and crashes.
Party ensues.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2020 10:23 PM (YqDXo)
We got a little snow yesterday evening but it's gone now. Still cold outside though.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:24 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:24 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Full contact chess.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2020 10:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (ptqGC)
The best part of the boat was the name on the side.
STANK BAIT
Sadly, this was the most insightful sign there (IMO)
https://tinyurl.com/shqndc7
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 10:25 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 10:23 PM (f1Vqw)
We could kick ourselves out of the UN as punishment.
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2020 10:25 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 10:21 PM (/669Q)
What the hell?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 10:25 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: politic uber alles at April 15, 2020 10:25 PM (0hOKG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Looks like a lot of people want to be able to go to their cabins and cottages. What's the point of all these lakes, Great Lakes, and rivers, if some bitch won't let you enjoy them. And I especially liked the people who brought their boats to the protest.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2020 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: klaftern at April 15, 2020 10:25 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM
A question we all ask too frequently, sadly.
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claques at April 15, 2020 10:25 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 10:21 PM (/669Q
Yep. Our new dusky Mayor via NYC. He's having trouble reining in the gangbangers and other assorted yutes who are refusing to social distance.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:25 PM (ptqGC)
As you know, the NIH funded the Wuhan lab bat research. We and other Western govt. helped them build that lab. The Frogs were big in helping them construct it, I just read it."
The West - helping the Chinese dig our own graves.
We live in the Era of Stupid.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:26 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 15, 2020 10:26 PM (El6T/)
Think about a MLB baseball game for a minute. What happens?
The umpire hands the ball to the catcher. He licks his fingers and throws it to the pitcher.
The pitcher wipes his brow and rubs the ball. Touches his face and licks his fingers. Wipes the spit of f his chin.
He throws the pitch to the catcher and this sequence happens until the batter hits, strikes out, etc..
But during a hit the ball goes from the SS to 1B. After the SS has just spit in his mitt.
Then around the horn back to the pitcher, who rubs the ball, licks his fingers, spits, licks his fingers again, etc...
and yeah, no one ever spits in the dugout.
Has ass-wipe Fauci never seen a MLB game?
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at April 15, 2020 10:26 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 15, 2020 10:23 PM (CAJOC)
It's cuppa, cuppa, cuppa. How much salt & how much baking powder?
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:26 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 10:26 PM (dUJdY)
https://tinyurl.com/ybmeoa66
https://tinyurl.com/ybxvkdlt
https://tinyurl.com/ybtqx47g
https://tinyurl.com/yczee3xw
https://tinyurl.com/yclxfmxn
Posted by: kbdabear at April 15, 2020 10:26 PM (qAR6u)
...but the sky is a little wrinkly.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 10:26 PM (m45I2)
pics:
https://stoatnet.org/opgridlock/
vids:
https://tinyurl.com/vtoly4g
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (t+qrx)
I saw/watched them earlier, Hogmartin.
I wish I had gone.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 10:27 PM (/669Q)
Gavin Newsom is promising to give illegal aliens $500 each - no ID or personal information will be required.
I need to see how many times I can get in line before the tax payer funded bonanza is tapped out.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 15, 2020 10:27 PM (ks+s+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
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It was the best of tines, it was the worst of tines.
Posted by: Charles Dickens, aka Samuel Clemens at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (XVuno)
***
Put a fork in her. She's done.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 10:27 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (d6Ksn)
No shit. I neither know nor care if they were plants or Mobys or sincerely thought that was a good idea.
The last time Democrats marched under that banner, Michigan sent around fifty largely-volunteer regiments to fight them.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 10:27 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:24 PM (IYHxL)
Yep.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:27 PM (d6Ksn)
AOC just went on record stating that Tara Reade's allegations need to be taken seriously.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
--From Withnail and I: https://youtu.be/gSFPEHo98aE
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:27 PM (T9OzC)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2020 10:25 PM (+lVUW
Lots of people would like to go to Georgia's beaches, so Brian Kemp ordered them reopened. Progs are having fits.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 10:28 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 10:26 PM (dUJdY)
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Are you naked in public? Because it's not a bad dream until you're naked in public.
Posted by: Charles Dickens, aka Samuel Clemens at April 15, 2020 10:28 PM (XVuno)
No, I didn't attend, but I enjoyed the videos that morons posted.
Gridlock makes me evil. I don't know what it is about sitting in traffic in a car and not being able to move, but I get really bitchy. I had gone to a couple of tea party protests. Parking the car and going to a protest works for me, but sitting in gridlock, I'd probably start road raging against other patriots.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2020 10:28 PM (+lVUW)
https://tinyurl.com/ybntld7l
https://tinyurl.com/y7qjzhpd
https://tinyurl.com/yd4tgu7q
https://tinyurl.com/yb52vamc
https://tinyurl.com/yaeqjg7y
Posted by: kbdabear at April 15, 2020 10:28 PM (qAR6u)
I have a question. Why are we funding research overseas?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2020 10:28 PM (YqDXo)
Christian Yelich hits a dinger out of the park, that's what happens!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:29 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 15, 2020 10:23 PM (CAJOC)
It's cuppa, cuppa, cuppa. How much salt & how much baking powder?
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:26 PM (Lhcx9)
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1 1/2 tsp baking powder and 1/2 tsp salt per cup of flour (at least, that's what the interwebz tell me)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 15, 2020 10:29 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)
It will never recover, so basically they are implementing a $2000 Universal Basic Income scheme.
Until the Fed has to print Trillion Dollar Notes to cover the cost of a loaf of bread.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 15, 2020 10:29 PM (ks+s+)
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 10:29 PM (K22Va)
I need to watch that thing in full -- I've read summaries of it. What I've been looking at in detail is this GOF research, which made my jaw fall open and my teeth fall out.
Part of the reckoning needs to get this out in the open. I want to know what we've been doing, and why. This is something Congress needs to address. They've have totally abdicated their responsibility on this, let the Deep State do what it wants on this.
Congress needs to say Yeah or Nay on doing this research, period.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 10:29 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 15, 2020 10:30 PM (qAR6u)
Today, Tank explained that she would be an excellent choice for VP, as she has 25 years of 'self study' in foreign policy.
Yeah, I'm sure you have spent countless hours pouring over those Chinese and Mexican restaurant menus, Stacey.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 10:30 PM (Z4rgH)
Because at best we're dumb. At worst we've got satan worshipping communists who have penetrated the government.
The more I learn I'm terrified to believe it's the latter.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:30 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 10:30 PM (vs2ae)
https://tinyurl.com/ybmeoa66
https://tinyurl.com/ybxvkdlt
https://tinyurl.com/ybtqx47g
https://tinyurl.com/yczee3xw
https://tinyurl.com/yclxfmxn
Posted by: kbdabear at April 15
And I'm interested in what's relevant!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 10:30 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2020 10:31 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 10:29 PM (K22Va)
Great. So we can watch the pitcher pulling the thong out of his hairy ass between batters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:28 PM (ptqGC)
I heard the Tybee mayor is not allowing parking on the island so tourists can't use the beaches.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:31 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 10:29 PM (K22Va)
Gisele: "Tom, take my teddy off NOW!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)
I have a question. Why are we funding research overseas?
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Globalism. People with power, particularly in governments, have more in common that with those who live in their home countries.
Posted by: Methos at April 15, 2020 10:31 PM (kOpft)
Hell, where we go, a bicycle-built-for-two accident would overburden the local hospital.
They're going to do what they always do, transfer to Big City General Hospital and Medical Center.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 10:32 PM (m45I2)
Lol, aren't you supposed to be at work?
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 10:32 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 10:29 PM
A spectacular idea! I'll produce AND star!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 15, 2020 10:32 PM (DMUuz)
Looks like one shot of tequila may be required to help me sleep.
I'll report back tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Even people who are still collecting their normal income? I'm retired and haven't suffered any financial hardship. Liberals never saw a tax dollar they didn't want to throw away.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (2DOZq)
--Who is Gunny?
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:33 PM (T9OzC)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 15, 2020 10:33 PM (xPl2J)
https://youtu.be/QwoNP9QWr4Y
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 15, 2020 10:33 PM (Lqy/e)
Ha! Good one.
Actually, this *is* getting good.
Trump's words and demeanor when talking about the WHO suggest There Will Be Blood.
Many of the pathetically lightweight "elite" pundits and reporters have been circling the wagons around WHO the last few days, expressing their shock and outrage that one of their holy institutions (which they probably know little about) is in the cross-hairs.
Hoping against hope that national Dems pick up this torch.
Before I see any survey data, my instincts tell me that most "independents" and even many registered Dems will find the mindless embrace/defense of failed institutions like the WHO, or, implicitly, of Chi-nah incredibly toxic and insane.
They could, if they do their worst, set themselves up for an electoral holocaust in November, much worse than the serious spanking they are likely already facing.
Which would then only leave the problem of making the GOP more than marginally useful.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 15, 2020 10:33 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: mindful webworker
radically inclined
at April 15, 2020 10:33 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:34 PM (Lhcx9)
I have no fucking clue. This is what needs to be investigated and put out in the open.
Also, Jay, look at this GOF research. GOF = gain of function. The NIH has been been funding this stuff for about two decades.
What they do is soup up viruses to make them more infectious/virulent and see if they can tweak zoonotic viruses to infect human cells.
And they been funding foreigners to do this as well domestic.
The souping up process consists of controlled, sequential infection of animal hosts to speed up mutations. They then see what the new mutations do, and pick out the "good" ones. Then they get to running it through human cell cultures to find mutations that will infect humans. And even do recombinant shit to help.
Ferrets and tree shrews are the best hosts for this stuff, I was reading. They have some properties that make them very good virus mutation factories.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 10:34 PM (f1Vqw)
AOC just went on record stating that Tara Reade's allegations need to be taken seriously.
my guess is AOC just wants to sweep away all the Old White Guys, not get justice for Tara Reade
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 10:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 10:34 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (d6Ksn)
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That's EXACTLY what we said when we saw it. ONE flag.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:34 PM (Dc2NZ)
And will be transferred immediately to Mexico or Central America.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 15, 2020 10:34 PM (xPl2J)
It can convey a false sense of security and deceive people into thinking that even long lockdowns won't have serious and maybe catastrophic economic effects. Are Toyota and Ford aware that dealers can't sell their inventory in many states but they still have to pay debts on?
I believe that many of the "DO YOU WANNA KILL US ALL" crowd believes that that things will be fine. Even if they're still getting paid their employers are getting far less inflowing cash.
Even state, county, and city government employees are going to feel it with reduced tax receipts. Their governments can't print money like the Feds do. Cops get laid off, and certainly pay increases and new hiring will be off the table
There is still a sense of "this is only temporary, we can sacrifice" among many that will dissipate, especially the longer this goes on, the weather warms, and people start wondering IF this will ever end
Posted by: kbdabear at April 15, 2020 10:35 PM (qAR6u)
radically inclined
at April 15, 2020 10:33 PM (sLVyZ)
I guess you didn't catch the Thread headline?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:35 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 10:34 PM (V2Yro)
He's a fucking Nazi. Typical Goldman Sachs cocksucking piece of shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 10:35 PM (dLLD6)
I realized it is "Ferris Bueller Stops Skynet"
Posted by: blaster at April 15, 2020 10:35 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 15, 2020 10:36 PM (9Wk1C)
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You've seen that Out of the Shadows video on youtube, too?
Posted by: Methos at April 15, 2020 10:36 PM (kOpft)
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Perhaps the state AG can explain 'brandishing' to Whitmer.
Conversely, Whitmer seems adept at brandishing bullshit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2020 10:36 PM (cg4r6)
And today the local radio news bubblehead announced that "all of the preparations that have been done by local hospitals are starting to show an effect."
I scratched my head a bit at that.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 10:36 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:34 PM (Lhcx9)
I sincerely hope not. Of all the candidates, she seemed the most evil, the most Hillary-like to me. Yes, even over Warren and Castro.
On the positive side, if she gets it, we get this bumper sticker:
Joe/Blow 2020
Posted by: Splunge at April 15, 2020 10:36 PM (dOV9E)
pics:
https://stoatnet.org/opgridlock/
vids:
https://tinyurl.com/vtoly4g
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM
I saw the Kekistani flag in one of those photos... Animals...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 10:37 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:37 PM (T9OzC)
Sure. A schizy romance-novel author next in line for the nuclear trigger.
This is your modern Democrat Party.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 15, 2020 10:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:37 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 10:37 PM (vs2ae)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:37 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah...I saw that on a blog called "Ace of Spades" just a few hours ago!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 10:37 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2020 10:37 PM (B7KlG)
https://youtu.be/QwoNP9QWr4Y
Posted by: Notsothoreau
thank you!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 10:37 PM (G546f)
Corruption. For every million handed over to some foreign entity, several million gets spread around to the politically connected who had a part in brokering the transfer.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 15, 2020 10:37 PM (ks+s+)
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 10:29 PM
A spectacular idea! I'll produce AND star!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 15, 2020 10:32 PM (DMUuz)
And that was a short season.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 10:38 PM (axyOa)
Yeah, I saw Tucker's grilling of the governor of NJ. Tucker asked him on what authority did you suspend the Bill of Rights (freedom of religion and assembly).
His response: That's above my pay grade, Tucker.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 10:38 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 10:38 PM (2DOZq)
About 35 years ago, when my youngest boy was about 5 or 6, he lived to see Vanna every evening. He was *in love*.
He would stand on the arm of the couch and do a back flip onto the main couch section when she came out. Every night. She was his dream girl.
Posted by: cfo mom at April 15, 2020 10:38 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 10:26 PM (dUJdY)
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Are you naked in public? Because it's not a bad dream until you're naked in public.
Posted by: Charles Dickens, aka Samuel Clemens at April 15, 2020 10:28 PM (XVuno)
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Last night I had the worst dream of all -- I was in middle school and there was a calculus test I hadn't studied for. "But I'm not even taking Calculus!" I cried. I still had to take the test. Thank God I woke up.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Here's the NIH web page on GOF:
https://osp.od.nih.gov/biotechnology/
gain-of-function-research/
remove line feed. Read those links.
LOL, get GOF'd.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 10:39 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
What the fuck has happened to America?
245 years ago we started a war over this kind of stuff...with the most powerful country in the world!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 10:39 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 10:40 PM (2DOZq)
245 years ago we started a war over this kind of stuff...with the most powerful country in the world!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 10:39 PM (dLLD6
Started with in home plumbing. Then ice boxes. Then the TV and the lazy boy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 10:40 PM (vs2ae)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
If you plotted the curve of that dream, how would you calculate the area underneath that curve?
Posted by: Splunge at April 15, 2020 10:40 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 15, 2020 10:40 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Khun Tyrone at April 15, 2020 10:40 PM (WTktR)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 10:38 PM (f1Vqw)
His pay grade is sucking cocks and giving rim jobs at the rest area at exit 7 on the New Jersey Turnpike.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 10:41 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:41 PM (T9OzC)
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 10:41 PM (K22Va)
Basically, he outlined the Democrat Party Platform, because what we have Right Now is the Green New Deal in place.
I would expect nothing less than from the Malthusians who fight for unrestricted, tax payer funded abortions, euthanasia and the deindustrialization of the West.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 15, 2020 10:41 PM (ks+s+)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 10:36 PM (m45I2)
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The local news is full of shit.
Happy I could clear that up for you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2020 10:42 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 10:42 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
What the fuck has happened to America?
245 years ago we started a war over this kind of stuff...with the most powerful country in the world!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 10:39 PM (dLLD6)
Fat, lazy, stupid, ignorant and unappreciative is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:42 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Splunge at April 15, 2020 10:40 PM (dOV9E)
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*runs from giant hairy Infinitesimal*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:43 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 15, 2020 10:40 PM (xPl2J)
Good to know. I notice you did not mention 48 Hours. I've always suspected, based on remembered fragments, that that one has aged less well.
I can vouch for Trading Places, which I rewatch every couple of years.
Posted by: Splunge at April 15, 2020 10:43 PM (dOV9E)
Lysenko would be proud.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2020 10:43 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2020 10:43 PM (B7KlG)
Would somebody please help me out?
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:41 PM (T9OzC)
Tank is GA gov (?) candidate Stacey "Tank" Abrams.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2020 10:43 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Madtom at April 15, 2020 10:43 PM (go+84)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:34 PM (Lhcx9)
That's a very low bar.
And Dem primary voters didn't seem to think Kamala was very attractive. Her record as AG will not attract the Bernie Bros.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:43 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 15, 2020 10:43 PM (xPl2J)
Wow.
That was real acid rock jazz experimental zap fusion.
thanks
Posted by: mindful webworker
radically inclined
at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 10:41 PM (dLLD6)
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Wow, I'm digging CBD After Dark!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (Dc2NZ)
Decadence and turning from God sure hasn't helped either.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Shipoopi at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (qDBif)
Posted by: ALH
I had to look her up
she really knows her way around a knife and fork
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (iTXRQ)
"Tank" Abrams is the elected governor of Georgia, who was denied her office by voter suppression, space aliens, global warming, and the vote count - but mostly the vote count.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (El6T/)
Here's a National Review article on GOF in relation to WuFlu. Yeah, I know it's Cuck NR, but it's a good article:
https://www.nationalreview.com/the-morning-jolt/
did-we-see-this-coming/
remove line feed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:34 PM (Lhcx9)
Nah. Kamala would be in a dead heat with the denizens of The Spew.
Kamala polls in low single digits even in California, and polls at 1% with blacks here. She's radioactive in the polling booth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (YqDXo)
Thanks for Daryl Hall and Cheap Trick!!
Posted by: Secessionista at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (Zl50w)
Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (B7KlG)
I really enjoyed that movie. Also, War of the Roses.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 10:45 PM (vs2ae)
I still like 48 Hours. The bar scene is an all time classic.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:45 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:34 PM (Lhcx9)
How many Black men will vote for a slut who puts out for White men to get ahead in her career, and is now married to one?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 10:45 PM (dLLD6)
Now, who the hell is Gunny?
I'm usually surfing the learning curve here, but not in this case. . . .
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:45 PM (T9OzC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:45 PM (ptqGC)
Otherwise, their welfare and EBT money gets cut.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:45 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at April 15, 2020 10:46 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: Splunge
Measure the wet spot
Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2020 10:46 PM (B7KlG)
Would somebody please help me out?
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:41 PM (T9OzC)
Tank is Stacey Abrams, who lost the election for governor of Georgia by too narrow a margin. She still thinks she won.
Tank comes from the Abrams Tank, which is slightly lighter than Stacey
Posted by: kbdabear at April 15, 2020 10:46 PM (qAR6u)
That's usually when chicks or dudes with questionable fetishes enjoy it!
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:46 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 15, 2020 10:46 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at April 15, 2020 10:47 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (2DOZq)
--Who is Gunny?
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:33 PM (T9OzC
R. Lee Ermey
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 10:47 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 10:47 PM (vs2ae)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 15, 2020 10:46 PM (xPl2J)
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Don't even go there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2020 10:47 PM (XVuno)
Is bitch crazy,or what?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (ptqGC)
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A couple long guns were sighted,
Maybe they were hoping a whitetail deer would saunter across the Capitol lawn.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (xPl2J)
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America's Founding Fathers thought of themselves as good, loyal British subjects, right up until the point where the Brits' actions made that impossible.
Today's activities in Lansing are a good start. But they need to be repeated, spread to other states, and escalated if the governors fail to yield.
Posted by: Methos at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 10:41 PM (dLLD6)
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Wow, I'm digging CBD After Dark!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (Dc2NZ)
--Damn, the HQ has the best damn Jews on the 'Net!
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (T9OzC)
This is bad news for people who like Palisade peaches.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
had those
my worst nightmares are still the ones where I have to potty but the only available toilets are gross
those nightmares wake me up
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Madtom at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (go+84)
Gunny was my biggest disappointment when I learned he voted for Obama.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 10:22 PM (2DOZq)
--Who is Gunny?
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:33 PM (T9OzC
R. Lee Ermey
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 10:47 PM (2DOZq)
He voted for obama? Damn, what an asshoe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
I've had a variation of that dream. I have to go back to hs to finish a semester so I can "really" graduate. There I am, back in my plaid pleated skirt and white blouse with the Peter Pan collar and saddle shoes and knee-highs, sitting miserably in trig.
My all girls Catholic hs doesn't even exist anymore.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (d6Ksn)
"Who are Gunny and Tank?"
stacy abrams who ran for gov of georgiaGunny in movie full metal jacket R Lee Emory
Posted by: beanervt at April 15, 2020 10:49 PM (LfHBm)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (El6T/)
--He voted for Bathhouse Barry?!
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:49 PM (T9OzC)
Ben, be strong for Mom. Take her hand and help her.
Together you will succeed.
Posted by: Motivational Speaker at April 15, 2020 10:49 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 10:45 PM (dLLD6)
Her major sin was ringing up black guys left and right for marijuana offenses, and then laughing that she smoked marijuana herself.
That did not go down well. Unlike Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (YqDXo)
I still like 48 Hours. The bar scene is an all time classic.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:45 PM (IYHxL)
It is great, isn't it? My brain keeps pointing out things like how Eddie's dialog before they entered did not track with the meaning imparted to Nick's line by the way he delivered it so why did they use that take, and how when he braced the rednecks, their instant alignment on the post was unnatural, but maybe I wouldn't care if I watched again.
I also really like them trailing after Eddie's stolen dream car, covered with dust from long storage, and him saying "why doesn't he take it to a car wash?"
Posted by: Splunge at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
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Go on. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (Y4EXg)
I got to season 5 just before Adrianna La Cerva was whacked. Couldn't bear to watch Ade get it
Posted by: kbdabear at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (qAR6u)
Best boot camp depiction in any movie. Fort Polk in the early 70's Army and just skimmed the experience. He was great.
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (K22Va)
go on...
Posted by: every guy on this blog at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (iTXRQ)
Decadence and turning from God sure hasn't helped either.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (IYHxL)
Weird how that book those deplorables cling to is still so accurate about human nature.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
had those
my worst nightmares are still the ones where I have to potty but the only available toilets are gross
those nightmares wake me up
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (G546f)
Male privilege, the world is our urinal
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: klaftern at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (ptqGC)
Is bitch crazy,or what?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (ptqGC)
Pissing off the deplorables gets her a lot of applause from the Commies.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:51 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (B7KlG)
I really enjoyed that movie. Also, War of the Roses.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 10:45 PM (vs2ae)
--Classic line from War of the Roses (Danny DeVito):
"Never try to outdo a woman when it comes to love or revenge."
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:51 PM (T9OzC)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (9Om/r)
Yeah the first time. He had a similar change of heart as Gossage.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 10:51 PM (2DOZq)
Lighten up Anti-Karen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
Cob on cob action!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:51 PM (NWiLs)
My all girls Catholic hs doesn't even exist anymore.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (d6Ksn)
Mine doesn't either.
Those uniforms. Yikes.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Our governor appointed Ms. Loeffler because she was rich and could self-fund and it was thought that she would appeal to the suburban women north of Atlanta.
Then, Kelly does some insider trading with information she got in a Senate briefing right before the stock market starting to fall.
Conservatives do not like her very much.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:52 PM (Lhcx9)
It's the first BHC I saw so it'll always have a special place but it sucks in comparison to the first two.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:52 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:45 PM (ptqGC)
--His best line was also on Tuck's show when he said people like AOC were the reason we need instructions on shampoo bottles.
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:52 PM (T9OzC)
I'll be in my bunk...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 10:52 PM (G546f)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (Dc2NZ)
He cancelled the 2nd Amendment a few weeks ago until the Feds bitch-slapped him. I will be testing this on Monday when I apply for a permit for three more handguns.
I have to ask permission to exercise my natural rights to keep and bear arms.
Do you get why I am a bit miffed?
I hope he dies of whatever disease the whores at Goldman Sachs gave him while they and he fucked their ways to the top.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 10:52 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Methos at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (kOpft)
I'm in. And I have 3/4 of the state with me.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 10:52 PM (LIhNq)
Now as you'll see in that article, in 2014, they put a pause on GOF research after a few alarming safety incidents. CDC accidentally exposed someone to "viable anthrax" and the discovered they left samples of smallpox, dengue fever, and some other very dangerous pathogen samples just lying around in a store room
And, around 2012, there was a particularly dangerous project led by a Dr. Baric at the University of NC. THey deliberately souped up an H5N1 avian flu virus, and turned into Capt. Trips. This scared the shit out of many experts in the field.
I'm not joking, Baric and the boys made a real life Capt. Trips in the lab with NIH funding.
And it gets better. You know who was working on that project under Dr. Baric? Two Chicom scientists, one of whom was the infamous Batwoman, the woman who was doing the bat virus experiments at the Wuhan lab.
Dr. Batwoman has been disappeared. Likely a lead-associated brain hemorrhage.
The NIH restarted the GOF in 2017.
There was debate on whether to publish that 2012 Capt Trips research. Some govt Deep State panel decided to publish only a summary, leaving the details out, but the scientists threw a shit fit about censorship and secrecy, so they relented and let them publish the whole damn thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 10:53 PM (f1Vqw)
"Never try to outdo a woman when it comes to love or revenge."
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 10:51 PM (T9OzC
I remember the faces of the 'clients' who were seeking a divorce, which was why he was telling the story.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 10:53 PM (vs2ae)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at April 15, 2020 10:53 PM (377Zs)
If some of the States don't get back on line and productive Real Soon Now, it may very well be the necessary trigger to initiate the Great National Divorce.
Face it. The former united States is a failed State by the technical definition of Failed State. The [f]US checks most of the boxes.
The debt has been, but is now clearly unpayable, and given the amount of debt they want to pile on, the US dollar will cease to be the world reserve currency. That is for certain.
We are currently living under Without Rule of Law conditions with no end in sight. Those memes of voting in Socialism but shooting your way out is probably real given history. So the former united States is likely going to be a larger version of Venezuela within 18 months, if even that.
Within the next few weeks, serious consideration needs to be made whether to stick with this War Lord driven Police State. Donald Trump clearly has lost whatever control or influence he had as President and now is the executive to largely a loose association of criminal syndicates and regional gangs.
It is pretty clear that the government at all levels has a greater allegiance to global Communism than any Western notion of liberty and freedom. I think that is gone forever.
So, as much as we love Trump, he is politically dead because there is no nation left to govern.
If we want to have a form of civilization, now is the time to start figuring out a Constitution, a form of currency (BitCoin?) and severing any other connection to these war lords. 100% chance of violence.
100% chance of violence if we don't put into operation that National Divorce. The spouse is a week or two from being dead, no sense letting the spouse's communist children have equal share in the spoils.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 15, 2020 10:53 PM (ks+s+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 15, 2020 10:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:15 PM (ptqGC)
Yet this protest was peaceful, not "mostly peaceful" like the left wing protesters
Posted by: kbdabear at April 15, 2020 10:53 PM (qAR6u)
those nightmares wake me up
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (G546f)
generally the only dreams that wake me up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night are the ones where I die. But, as the song goes, they're also the best ones.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 10:53 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 10:39 PM (dLLD6)
And we had to do was accept a very modest tax increase and common sense gun control and it would have all been good!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 15, 2020 10:54 PM (BiNEL)
I'll have to watch for that next time. I always enjoyed the fight scene shit cracked me up.
I enjoyed Noltes character apologizing to Eddie's and even paying to help get him laid.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:54 PM (IYHxL)
Time for a little music. "Wicked Game" by Chris Isaak.
https://tinyurl.com/yalp4ss9
Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2020 10:54 PM (ofIwF)
JJ and CBD really cut loose!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (ptqGC)
"First Timers 2: Be Gentile With Me"
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 10:54 PM (vs2ae)
Howya, Horde?
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 10:54 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: Gretchen Whitmer at April 15, 2020 10:54 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 10:53 PM (V2Yro)
Kinda funny. And sad.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgiQNLqyRj8
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 10:55 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 10:53 PM (V2Yro)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: Haley Reinhart at April 15, 2020 10:55 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2020 10:55 PM (Y8PSl)
>>I fail to see the negative of that. Being in and of the South, he's speaking my love language...straight, with a slight hint of respect to his breedin'.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 10:55 PM (LIhNq)
Kamala will be re-elected in CA, she cannot be that unpopular.
Posted by: clutch at April 15, 2020 10:55 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 10:48 PM (m45I2)
* * * *
Indeed!
Heard the smudge pots were out in force to try to save at least part of the crop.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2020 10:55 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 10:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:56 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:57 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 10:54 PM (ssqLp)
Lil Sis
Hang in there
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
I'll be in my bunk...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
Oh you.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 10:54 PM (ssqLp)
I got that same message when I looked, and it looks like quite a lot of people got that message.
For shits and giggles, I entered my mom's SS# and lo and behold, $1200 was deposited into her trust account today. Thing is, she died back in 2018. I did have to file a tax return for 2018 last year since she did have income up to her death.
Posted by: Gretchen Whitmer at April 15, 2020 10:57 PM (qAR6u)
>>I fail to see the negative of that. Being in and of the South, he's speaking my love language...straight, with a slight hint of respect to his breedin'.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 10:55 PM (LIhNq
Southerners have a nice way of cutting through the bullshit. And insulting you without actually insulting you. Bless your heart.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 10:57 PM (vs2ae)
I don't believe any of that BS.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:56 PM (Lhcx9)
I didn't know it was satire until I hit the mention of Bitcoin.
Posted by: Splunge at April 15, 2020 10:57 PM (dOV9E)
Damn... off She-Wolf of the SS sock
Posted by: kbdabear at April 15, 2020 10:58 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:57 PM (d6Ksn)
We rolled the waistbands of our skirts until they were miniskirts.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)
Hang in there
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
Big Bro, doing the best I can. May have to break into the IRA but it is what it is. Just feeling a bit down today. Think I'll pour another drink.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 10:58 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 10:30 PM (vs2ae)
+++++++++++++
Yes.
Posted by: Secessionista at April 15, 2020 10:58 PM (JvCTN)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 15, 2020 10:58 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 10:58 PM (dLLD6)
198 Kamala has the VP slot locked up, I think. She's more attractive than Tank.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:34 PM (Lhcx9)
Nah. Kamala would be in a dead heat with the denizens of The Spew.
Kamala polls in low single digits even in California, and polls at 1% with blacks here. She's radioactive in the polling booth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2020 10:44 PM (YqDXo)
A better choice for VP would be Bernie, in order to unify the party. None of the other candidates attracted much of a following.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2020 10:58 PM (KZl3I)
Oh you.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)
Hi there!
{{{Ladyl}}}
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (K22Va)
My cousin was a Nam vet Marine ( M-60 gunner) who was in that battle of Hue shown in the movie. I asked him how accurate the boot camp scenes were. His reply was "pretty damn close, but sometimes it was worse." Just damn....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 10:59 PM (9Om/r)
JJ and CBD really cut loose!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (ptqGC)
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Two Live Jew
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2020 10:59 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 15, 2020 10:58 PM (qAR6u)
Gave me a giggle. I was like, "ain't gonna trust anything your commie ass has to say, you power-hungry bitch."
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 10:59 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:57 PM (d6Ksn)
We rolled the waistbands of our skirts until they were miniskirts.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)
What really went on in the bathroom?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 10:59 PM (vs2ae)
Bernie too fucking lazy for that
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:59 PM (IYHxL)
When I saw this picture of Mike in a green dress.....I nearly passed out. It was the same scene and everything.
http://www.prunejuicemedia.com/2010/go-flotus-
its-your-birthday/michelle-obama-green-dress/
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 10:59 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
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Right - Bootygig brought up the rear though.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (Y4EXg)
Hi there!
{{{Ladyl}}}
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:59 PM (NWiLs)
{{{Insom}}}
How is orientation going? Did you meet any cute freshmen?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (G546f)
Posted by: buzzion at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (Z7lwY)
He is an obese geriatric who lost his sense of humor.
I'm sure the pilot will be dreadful.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (ks+s+)
Posted by: Madtom at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (go+84)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 10:59 PM (LIhNq)
Yeah, he's pretty skinny, I can see how there'd be room for both of them in there.
Posted by: Splunge at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)
I got sent home from junior high school one time for wearing too short of a skirt.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (aA3+G)
JJ and CBD really cut loose!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 10:50 PM (ptqGC)
--I get sick when peeps on the (alt-)right dump on the Tribe. Yeah, plenty of awful members of the Tribe betrayed this great country, but not only are there multitudinous Gentiles in that camp, but we have a lot of the Chosen doing great work right here.
If I have to, I'll jump the fence, since I've already passed the hardest part of joining the Tribe, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:01 PM (T9OzC)
We did the same thing! Ended up with sausage rolls around the middle.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:01 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Madtom at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (go+84)
Well, so much for my career.
Posted by: Britney Spears at April 15, 2020 11:01 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: buzzion
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Amazing, wasn't it?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 11:01 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments
from The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2020 10:58 PM (KZl3I)
That would be a ballsy choice. I can see it working, and I can see it failing catastrophically.
But the Dems don't think outside the box, so i doubt they would go for it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 11:01 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Splunge at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (dOV9E)
haha
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:01 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Ha at April 15, 2020 11:02 PM (pUwNX)
Posted by: Madtom at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (go+84)
I think I'll pass, thanks....
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:02 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Madtom at April 15, 2020 11:02 PM (go+84)
Just getting panicked, IMO. I seen him all panicked before.
He's got reason to get panicked about the fiscal and monetary path we're on now, though.
Projections by the primary dealers on the Treasury borrowing advisory committee are Treasury will have to borrow north of $3T from the bond market in 2020. That's WWII levels in terms of fractions of GDP.
The Fed balance sheet has expanded by $1.5T in the last 4 weeks, and projections are it will have to expand to $9 - $10T before this over, putting it at north of 40% of GDP.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 11:02 PM (f1Vqw)
Bernie too fucking lazy for that
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 10:59 PM (IYHxL)
Impossible - an Egyptian mummy could be vice-president.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2020 11:02 PM (KZl3I)
https://tinyurl.com/yalp4ss9
Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2020 10:54 PM (ofIwF)
long time past! I've always loved that one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 11:02 PM (V2Yro)
in the last D debate, didn't he pledge to pick a femme as VP?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 11:02 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: AF at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (RsPQq)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Even if he did, even money says he'd miss her no-no square.
I mean, how the hell could you tell?
Posted by: Tonypete
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Same way you can find a bait bucket in the dark.
Posted by: Aviator at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (0FTCx)
See which one drops dead first before November.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (ks+s+)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:57 PM (d6Ksn)
On Lena Dunham, no.... On one of the Compliance Pics girls.. I'll be in my bunk
Posted by: kbdabear at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:01 PM (T9OzC)
You gave up bacon?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Madtom at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (go+84)
use tiny url
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (aA3+G)
Okay. Am I in trouble. I am sorry if I did something wrong.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (LIhNq)
We did the same thing! Ended up with sausage rolls around the middle.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:01 PM (d6Ksn)
Did you have to kneel in class to be sure the hem of your skirt touched the floor?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: klaftern at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (RuIsu)
"My cousin was a Nam vet Marine ( M-60 gunner)"
Kool Berserker... I was a 0331 as well only not in Hue..A Shau was my stomping ground and your cousin was right...
Posted by: beanervt at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (LfHBm)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)
I got sent home from junior high school one time for wearing too short of a skirt.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM
Y'know... The "Rules" exist for a reason!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (7WaWV)
Pray for them.
They're just like us in this New Normal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 11:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:04 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: Aviator
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I'm ashamed I got that. LOL
Okay, not really.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)
also what the heck??! where I went to school the nuns were constantly checking us - there was ZERO SKIRT ROLLING
and ugh the wool skirts. they were awful
Posted by: Morrissey at April 15, 2020 11:04 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 11:02 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:04 PM (Lhcx9)
A better choice for VP would be Bernie, in order to unify the party. None of the other candidates attracted much of a following.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2020 10:58 PM (KZl3I)
But Slow Joe promised 'em a womym of color, not another old white guy!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:05 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 11:02 PM (iTXRQ)
That leaves Mooch out.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:05 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 11:02 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:04 PM (Lhcx9)
Tanned, rested, oiled-up and ready!
Posted by: Mayor Pete at April 15, 2020 11:05 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 11:05 PM (2DOZq)
He was great.
Posted by: Ha at April 15, 2020 11:02 PM (pUwNX)
He was an a member of the Appleton Foxes Single A ball farm club of the White Sox bsck in the 70s.
Had his autograph but lost it somewhrw along the line
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 11:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:05 PM (j9HX3)
But the Dems don't think outside the box, so i doubt they would go for it.
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Two old white dudes? Please, please, please, do this.
Posted by: Methos at April 15, 2020 11:06 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:06 PM (LIhNq)
that would probably be a decent idea
I hope Joe doesn't do it!
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:06 PM (j9HX3)
Hue shown in the movie. I asked him how accurate the boot camp scenes
were. His reply was "pretty damn close, but sometimes it was worse."
Just damn....
Lol, it was worse in basic training but their job was to keep stupid kids alive.
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 11:07 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 11:02 PM (iTXRQ)
That leaves Mooch out.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:05 PM (Lhcx9)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 11:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:08 PM (vs2ae)
in the last D debate, didn't he pledge to pick a femme as VP?
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Plenty of time before the election for "Bernette" Sanders.
Posted by: Methos at April 15, 2020 11:08 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Nope. The nuns at my school cut us a little slack and let us roll them up maybe 2 inches above the knee. Any shorter and you had to go to the bathroom and roll it down.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:08 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)
I got sent home from junior high school one time for wearing too short of a skirt.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM
Y'know... The "Rules" exist for a reason!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (7WaWV)
I almost got sent home from a junior high dance for wearing culottes. I told the vice principle--but my mom is one of the chaperones!.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:08 PM (TdMsT)
I was reading your tale of the Minneapolis bridge last thread - WOW! You said when it's time to go, you gotta GO!!!! reminded me of a story about oil rig worker who was testifying in court in a lawsuit about a big blowout. He'd been on the rig when things started to go south, and he'd decided it was time to get gone.
Rig hand: "So I decided to just get out a there, and I was goin' about half fast..."
Questioning Attorney: "Excuse me sir, what do you mean by "half-fast"???
Rig hand: "Well, I was passin' some people, and some people was passin' me."
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 11:08 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Methos at April 15, 2020 11:06 PM (kOpft)
The Dems aren't going to energize the minority base no matter what. So why not choose Bernie and grab the psycho hard-lefties?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 11:08 PM (dLLD6)
Ermey apparently showed up for an audition to be the drill instructor in Full Metal Jacket. They handed him a script, he threw it away, and ad-libbed the whole audition.
They were blown away.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (I2/tG)
He is an obese geriatric who lost his sense of humor.
I'm sure the pilot will be dreadful.
Posted by: at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (ks+s+)
--I saw his gig on SNL just before last Christmas, and I thought it was funny. I was surprised that the Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood skit aired, because it was very non-PC.
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (T9OzC)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
The girl's dean made me do that in her office. Then she sent me home.
We had to wear skirts in school, we were not allowed to wear pants. I had to walk to school during an Iowa winter wearing a skirt.
It wasn't until I got to high school that the dress code for girls was relaxed and we were allowed to wear pants.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (Lhcx9)
Not to mention they run Netflix essentially. That's a cushy gig and alot of money.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (IYHxL)
As of last Wednesday, the Fed balance sheet was at $6.04T. This week's H.4.1 will be out tomorrow, and we'll see just how much more printing they did.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Nope. The nuns at my school cut us a little slack and let us roll them up maybe 2 inches above the knee. Any shorter and you had to go to the bathroom and roll it down.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:08 PM (d6Ksn)
Only a couple of the nuns made us kneel.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:08 PM (TdMsT
What's a culotte?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (vs2ae)
Story at Business Insider that Dems want to pay every American (and illegal no doubt) $2k a month until the economy recovers.
Posted by: qdpsteve
========
Newsom is already on it in California.
Calif. Governor Announces $125M COVID-19 Relief For Illegal Immigrants
https://tinyurl.com/rr2e6a8
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 11:07 PM (K22Va)
Motivating draftees is hard work.
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2020 11:10 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Nope. The nuns at my school cut us a little slack and let us roll them up maybe 2 inches above the knee. Any shorter and you had to go to the bathroom and roll it down.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:08 PM (d6Ksn)
Only a couple of the nuns made us kneel.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
This is a really good thread.
Posted by: Splunge at April 15, 2020 11:10 PM (dOV9E)
I really only read it for Gahan Wilson and Shel Silverstein and so on.. but I noticed some pictures along the way.
Fuck Huge Huffner and his whole hedonistic "Playboy Adviser" means of corrupting my morals and misguiding my objectives for decades.
Most hilarious, the day I dipped into Oldest Brother's collection and found a note from him to Older Brother to quit invading his collection. He never knew it was me, Youngest Brother. hahahahah.
God, I miss my brothers. I feel older than Methuselah.
Posted by: mindful webworker
radically inclined
at April 15, 2020 11:10 PM (sLVyZ)
*********
A dark horse, but a real up-and-comer, hero of the COVID crisis:
Dr. Rachel (aka Richard) Levine!!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 11:10 PM (m45I2)
Lol that's funny but i was going all out. no half nothin
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 11:10 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 10:47 PM (2DOZq)
He voted for obama? Damn, what an asshoe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
That surprises me. I heard an audio clip on the radio of him at some protest or rally really yelling about Obama. That was back during the Tea Party time.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2020 11:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: klaftern at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (RuIsu)
--As Kosher as they Wanna Be?
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:11 PM (T9OzC)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:08 PM
Junior high school... Yikes!!
Forget my remark about the "Rules"!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 11:11 PM (7WaWV)
This is a really good thread.
Posted by: Splunge at April 15, 2020 11:10 PM (dOV9E)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:11 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:11 PM (ssqLp)
It was the first time I purposefully watched SNL in years. I wasn't disappointed either.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 11:12 PM (IYHxL)
*searches for expired Hungarian passport*
Posted by: Miklos, the More the Magyarer at April 15, 2020 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (vs2ae)
Think wide-legged capri pants. Usually they fell right below the knee. Popular in the early-mid '70's.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:12 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (IYHxL)
Yep, which is why no Netflix in our house.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 11:12 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (vs2ae)
Shorts that look like a skirt.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
*****
Ah! the veal culotte.
A thin slice of young beef, usually lightly breaded and pan-fried. In Germany known as a Schnitzel.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 11:12 PM (m45I2)
Hi there!
{{{Ladyl}}}
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:59 PM (NWiLs)
{{{Insom}}}
How is orientation going? Did you meet any cute freshmen?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:00 PM (TdMsT)
Going fine! I think I've completed everything and soon real work begins.
Unfortunately, I have not.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 11:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (vs2ae)
Bluebell has promised to do a fashion thread, where all of this and more will be revealed!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 11:13 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 10:57 PM (vs2ae)
Yes. And I'm okay with it. As long as they don't disrespect my mom...we're good. No BS...ever.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:13 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Big Mike Obama at April 15, 2020 11:13 PM (EgshT)
We need so much more of this......
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 15, 2020 11:13 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: DonnaV at April 15, 2020 11:05 PM (d6Ksn)
He wouldn't remember.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2020 11:13 PM (KZl3I)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (vs2ae)
Think wide-legged capri pants. Usually they fell right below the knee. Popular in the early-mid '70's.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:12 PM (d6Ksn
What's a Capri Pant?
See, this is why it's easier being a man. I have 'pants' in my closet. If they aren't shorts, they are pants.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:14 PM (vs2ae)
I think we can safely assume that SS-Obergruppenfuhrer Whitmer's VP audition has failed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2020 11:14 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:04 PM (ssqLp)
Thanks very much!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 11:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (f1Vqw)
as the saying goes, the situation with the debt is hopeless, but it's not serious. We can probably keep those balls in the air long enough for all of us to die. Our grandkids are truly fucked though, they're the ones who are going to have to set up some new countries here in N.A.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 11:14 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 11:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Madtom at April 15, 2020 11:14 PM (go+84)
The girl's dean made me do that in her office. Then she sent me home.
We had to wear skirts in school, we were not allowed to wear pants. I had to walk to school during an Iowa winter wearing a skirt.
It wasn't until I got to high school that the dress code for girls was relaxed and we were allowed to wear pants.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (Lhcx9)
That must not have been a catholic school!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 11:12 PM (m45I2)
There is a pun or three to be had with the French word for it...paillard.
Pie yard?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 11:14 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:15 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:15 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:15 PM (d6Ksn)
and like, buttoned?
were those still culottes?
anyway our IHM nuns made us stand in a line and put our arms straight down and the skirt had to be two inches at least longer than our fingertips
it was all girls and IN a convent essentially, so pretty damn strict
part of the uni was a sweater vest thing too ugh. between that and the stiff wool skirt there was nothing sexy about us "gorillas"
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:15 PM (j9HX3)
Trousers have creases.
Pants have stains.
Posted by: Miklos, channeling politico-style of about 2008 at April 15, 2020 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 11:15 PM (7WaWV)
Here is Laurie Logan, the babe who is in charge of buying shit with the money the Fed electronically prints. She's the head of the Open Market operations desk at the NY Fed:
http://tiny.cc/yee4mz
She's a 1. And she has trillions to spend.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 11:15 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Overlord Prier at April 15, 2020 11:15 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 11:16 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:14 PM (vs2ae)
Plus, dress shoes come in only two colors: Black and brown. Okay, and the occasional dark maroon, too.
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2020 11:16 PM (Y8PSl)
They stuck around and women wear them tight. It's a mixed bag on whether they look good in em. Sometimes it's like someone dumped lumpy mashed taters in em.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 11:16 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 11:16 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 15, 2020 11:16 PM (kFkpX)
Pie yard?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
At all the best patisseries.
Creme paillard.
Posted by: Miklos, sur le pont d'Avignon at April 15, 2020 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 11:05 PM (aA3+G)
Aw man that's terrible.
Posted by: Ha at April 15, 2020 11:17 PM (pUwNX)
A culotte is something that should never exist. It is not flattering on any body.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:17 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2020 11:17 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:17 PM (Lhcx9)
I didn't realize that screaming meltdown tantrums could be reclassified as "panic attacks," but interesting idea, Megs.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Those were pedal pushers. I believe some also used to call them clam diggers. Now called capri pants.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:17 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2020 11:16 PM (Y8PSl)
Are you gay?
It's called "Mahogany."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 11:17 PM (dLLD6)
between that and the stiff wool skirt there was nothing sexy about us
"gorillas"
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:15 PM (j9HX3)
Ugh we had the sweater thing in the winter...worn with a button down oxford shirt buttoned to the neck. In spring they let us wear golf shirts finally in my junior year.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:17 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 11:12 PM (IYHxL)
--The Masked Singer/Buckwheat skit was also pretty good.
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:18 PM (T9OzC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 11:18 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 15, 2020 11:18 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Shipoopi at April 15, 2020 11:18 PM (qDBif)
you are younger than I am I think! lol those were "modern innovations" for our school eventually
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:18 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 15, 2020 11:18 PM (G1eBa)
it was all girls and IN a convent essentially, so pretty damn strict
part of the uni was a sweater vest thing too ugh. between that and the stiff wool skirt there was nothing sexy about us "gorillas"
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:15 PM (j9HX3)
My school was all girls and had a convent attached.
Half of my family is Catholic and I have a cousin who is a nun.
But I attended the school as a non-catholic.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 11:19 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Miklos, perusing an old J Crew catalogue at April 15, 2020 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2020 11:16 PM (Y8PSl)
Are you gay?
It's called "Mahogany."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 11:17 PM (dLLD6)
Brown red
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:19 PM (vs2ae)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:19 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)
no no because I mean the ones that also ballooned out! they just came together at the bottom (calf level) into a tight cuff
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:19 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Shipoopi
--
While it may appear we are in a continual state of confusion, we are actually in various states of readiness.
When we aren't in a state of confusion, that is.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 11:19 PM (Y4EXg)
********
I am woefully deficient in the froggish language. Can't do puns, because I don't know how to pronouncitate the words.
Spanish I can occasionally come up with one, German not so much (though I once did a limerick in German).
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 11:20 PM (m45I2)
early 80s had some deeply weird clothes
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:20 PM (j9HX3)
"My cousin was a Nam vet Marine ( M-60 gunner)"
Kool Berserker... I was a 0331 as well only not in Hue..A Shau was my stomping ground and your cousin was right...
Posted by: beanervt at April 15, 2020 11:03 PM (LfHBm)
I ran an M-60 range in an AIT Brigade, Army, not Marines. Got to be pretty good with it. Loved that gun, even at 19 lbs.
Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2020 11:20 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Madtom at April 15, 2020 11:20 PM (go+84)
Howdy all. What's the subject of conversation tonight?
We had a nice repeat of Easter dinner. The rest of a rack of lamb, creamed peas and new potatoes and some young french green beans. They looked good at Aldi's and I never looked at the price like I usually do, the damn things were 299. But they are very good.
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2020 11:21 PM (LYJ5G)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:19 PM (LIhNq
Please tell me you are also wearing a flannel shirt, tied at the waist and leaning against an orange car.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:21 PM (vs2ae)
Hammer time
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 11:21 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 15, 2020 11:21 PM (G1eBa)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 11:20 PM (m45I2)
I would love to read it, if you want to share.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:21 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 11:21 PM (7WaWV)
long time because of something you posted long ago about a family member
dying from cancer who was a Vietnam vet. Did this person live in
Pennsylvania? If so, we may be distantly related? If not, sorry to
interfere.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (ssqLp)
Yeah he did.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 11:21 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Barkier One at April 15, 2020 11:22 PM (ZA5QI)
it's funny LadyL .. when I went we had other religions? but now (I am still an active alum) they are only Catholic girls. I wonder why the change?
it's almost more strict (as far as the religious aspect) now than it was then. back then it was a private school more than a Catholic school.
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:22 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 11:22 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)
OK, I'll play along, what type of dope are you snorting, popping, shooting or smoking?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 11:22 PM (aA3+G)
I thought a petal pusher was a flower salesman.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 11:22 PM (m45I2)
Sacred Heart Academy ....up on the hill???......we used to get our Cheerleaders from there for the all boy's School down below.......yes
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 15, 2020 11:22 PM (kFkpX)
early 80s had some deeply weird clothes
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:20 PM (j9HX3)
Indeed. Do you remember Units?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:22 PM (LIhNq)
Ugh we had the sweater thing in the winter...worn with a button down oxford shirt buttoned to the neck. In spring they let us wear golf shirts finally in my junior year.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11
At least we didn't have to wear those awful Catholic school jumpers.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)
I remember when they came back in style back in the '00's and I was talking to my boss (who was about 12 years older than me - a genuine Class of '67 Summer of Love in San Fran hippie) about how much I liked them, since you can buy ones that are dressy enough for work and others you can wear to a picnic. I said "I hope they never go out of style."
She said, "They came back in because boomers like me don't want to show their pasty legs and varicose veins anymore. They'll stay in style until we're all dead."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:22 PM (d6Ksn)
That's how it was at my catholic school and I'm probably one of the closest to 29 legitly!
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 11:22 PM (IYHxL)
It's called "Mahogany."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 11:17 PM (dLLD6)
Not gay. I never called them mahogany, I just called 'em 'red'.
It's like trying to decipher the difference between teal and sea foam green. Not gonna try.
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2020 11:23 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2020 11:23 PM (KZl3I)
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2020 11:21 PM (LYJ5G)
Catholic school uniforms and culottes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 11:23 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:18 PM (j9HX3)
Maybe? I was in HS 88-92. The year before I got to high school, they changed to the woolen skirts/oxford shirts. Before that it had been the onesie sleeveless shift dress with the peter pan collar shirt underneath. Shoe options were brown loafers or penny loafers. No other shoes allowed. In grade school, socks had to always be pulled up to knees, at least in HS they let us slouch them.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:24 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 11:21 PM (7WaWV)
Just put the bottle of wine in the trash. I am about to the stage of please don't hold anything i say against me.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:24 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2020 11:16 PM
We rate this statement: False.
Posted by: Crocs at April 15, 2020 11:24 PM (DMUuz)
" M-60 range in an AIT Brigade, Army, not Marines. Got to be pretty good with it. Loved that gun, even at 19 lbs.
Posted by: Javems"
Yeah you really didn't mind humping it once you started laying down fire with it.. They all rave on the Ma duce but for my money I'll take the m-60
Posted by: beanervt at April 15, 2020 11:24 PM (LfHBm)
Posted by: Shipoopi at April 15, 2020 11:18 PM (qDBif)
--Some of us bounce around. Since I un-lurked, I've been in Manitoba, Texas, and Virginia.
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:24 PM (T9OzC)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 15, 2020 11:25 PM (kFkpX)
The Nigerians do it better. You gotta be a price or some sort of royalty and instead.of asking for money tell me you have a large sum due to strange circumstances and just need my routing number, name, address and SS #
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 11:25 PM (IYHxL)
********
Ach, schade. Ist seit viele jahren verloren sind.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 11:25 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:25 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Careful, of course, with the umlaut
But if it's in German
In which we're not learned
We won't know what it's all about!
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at April 15, 2020 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:19 PM (j9HX3)
Sort of like 'jodhpurs', huh?
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2020 11:25 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2020 11:23 PM (KZl3I)
I first read that as Corinthian, as in fine Corinthian leather.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:25 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2020 11:26 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2020 11:26 PM (KZl3I)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Goodness, who has time for such fripperies?
Actually, I have no attachment one way or t'other on Zappa or any other music posts.
Is all good.
Posted by: mindful webworker
radically inclined
at April 15, 2020 11:26 PM (sLVyZ)
Up until this week I felt like I was the only one in MN. Weird. Now I want a Midwest MoMe in MN
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 11:26 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:19 PM (LIhNq)
--You know the rule:
Pics
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:26 PM (T9OzC)
ANYWAY - Sacred Heart was mentioned - not the one here? or hereabouts - Bryn Mawr?
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:27 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2020 11:16 PM (Y8PSl)
Huh, dress shoes? I have muck boots, barn shoes, and shoes to wear out in public, I'll do the best I can to keep them clean but I'm not making any promises.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 15, 2020 11:27 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 11:21 PM (9Om/r)
Would you be willing to email me? ordinaryavggal at the yahoos place.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:27 PM (ssqLp)
I had to carry one. I think they gave it to short guys to fvck with us. Wish I owned one. Loved that thing.
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 11:27 PM (K22Va)
it's funny LadyL .. when I went we had other religions? but now (I am still an active alum) they are only Catholic girls. I wonder why the change?
it's almost more strict (as far as the religious aspect) now than it was then. back then it was a private school more than a Catholic school.
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:22 PM (j9HX3)
I think back then the Catholic schools were trying to fill seats. The other girls' school in town was extremely elite: even legacies weren't guaranteed admission. So there was no way I was going to get in.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Miklos saw that movie at April 15, 2020 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2020 11:16 PM
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Why do you hate cordovan?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2020 11:28 PM (XVuno)
hmm that definitely makes sense!
right I wasn't going to Westtown
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:28 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 15, 2020 11:28 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:17 PM (Lhcx9)
---
to quote a female Intarnet friend:
"Spandex is a privilege, not a right."
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 15, 2020 11:29 PM (5ua3Z)
Posted by: klaftern at April 15, 2020 11:29 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 11:29 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (vs2ae)
If you were fishing for "$20, same as in town", it looks like you're out of luck.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 11:29 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: DB
Cheerleaders in Chains
Posted by: Miklos saw that movie at April 15, 2020 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
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White Punks on Dope
Posted by: Fee Waybill at April 15, 2020 11:29 PM (XVuno)
I know you're all excited
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:29 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 11:30 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:30 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 11:30 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Le Peuple Revolutionare Francais at April 15, 2020 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:31 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Javems"
Yeah you really didn't mind humping it
once you started laying down fire with it.. They all rave on the Ma duce
but for my money I'll take the m-60
Posted by: beanervt at April 15, 2020 11:24 PM (LfHBm)
Yeah my cousin really liked that gun, he swore it kept him alive. He saw some serious shit over there in '67 and '68. He got overrun twice and survived. Didn't talk about it much, but after my mom died I found a huge stack of letters he wrote to my mom while he was there. Holy shit, I now understand why he didn't talk about it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 11:31 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 11:30 PM (2DOZq)
My eyes up are here!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:32 PM (vs2ae)
My comment bore no resemblance to meat in a can.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:32 PM (d6Ksn)
Up until this week I felt like I was the only one in MN. Weird. Now I want a Midwest MoMe in MN
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 11:26 PM (IYHxL)
--Never lived in MN, but know the northwestern corner well: Hallock, Humboldt, East Grand Forks . . .
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:32 PM (T9OzC)
"Stimulus Delayed as Trump Insists on Personally Delivering Giant Check to Every American"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)
no no because I mean the ones that also ballooned out! they just came together at the bottom (calf level) into a tight cuff
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:19 PM (j9HX3)
We called those dreadful things gauchos. See the third style on this pattern.
https://tinyurl.com/y7czve38
Posted by: PennaLady at April 15, 2020 11:32 PM (8HBLI)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 11:32 PM (7WaWV)
http://tiny.cc/36e4mz
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:32 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (j9HX3)
Thanks for the good humor, all.
Endeavour to persevere.
And remember that thing irongrandpa always says.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 11:30 PM (2DOZq)
Yes.
If a guy isn't in running shoes or boots, I lower his score.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (d6Ksn)
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Wait. Now we're in Girl Scout cookies?
Posted by: Fee Waybill at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 11:21 PM (7WaWV)
Just put the bottle of wine in the trash. I am about to the stage of please don't hold anything i say against me.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:24 PM (LIhNq)
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miklos, hat half-tipped at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Madtom at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (go+84)
They don't usually come in our sizes, so it's hard to say.
Oh, you meant to look at, didn't you?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 11:32 PM
I'd read there were five special 'golden' cheques in the lot...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: klaftern at April 15, 2020 11:34 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:27 PM (ssqLp)
Yeah , no problem. Penssy is a big ass state though, he was in the Pocono area.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 11:34 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Oh, God, those were awful. I never had a pair like that.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:34 PM (d6Ksn)
but Contempo Casuals! omg
loved that
and The Limited of course
there was some other one you avoided b/c the kids that worked there had to be on commission and were super aggressive about "helping" you - cannot remember which that was
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 15, 2020 11:35 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (NWiLs)
---------
Get thee behind me, Satan!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2020 11:35 PM (XVuno)
http://tiny.cc/36e4mz
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:32 PM (LIhNq)
Huh. I grew up in the 80s and I don't remember that at all.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 11:35 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:09 PM (vs2ae)
Stalin killed millions of them.
/social justice major
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2020 11:35 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 15, 2020 11:36 PM (LxTcq)
Troll level: master.
I love the fact that the Left is insisting that the checks will be delayed because it obviously will take days to put Trump's name on the checks.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2020 11:36 PM (I2/tG)
Up until this week I felt like I was the only one in MN. Weird. Now I want a Midwest MoMe in MN
Posted by: thathalfrican
Minnfidel (sp?) is up there, I believe. I know there are at least five of us in Iowa
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 15, 2020 11:36 PM (gJNMH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2020 11:36 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (NWiLs)
You wouldn't take advantage of me...
How was your day?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:36 PM (LIhNq)
". Holy shit, I now understand why he didn't talk about it."
Yeah Berserker,, that's how you know they were in the shit...they don'twant to relive it...I was never over run but one of our grunt platoons was..
only 16 out of a 80 sumthing full maned platoon ended up pulling out to Okinawa..
Posted by: beanervt at April 15, 2020 11:37 PM (LfHBm)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 11:37 PM (2DOZq)
Troll level: master.
I love the fact that the Left is insisting that the checks will be delayed because it obviously will take days to put Trump's name on the checks.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2020 11:36 PM (I2/tG
Cat. Mouse. Some assembly required.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:37 PM (vs2ae)
Posted by: Stalin at April 15, 2020 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
I remember Units! It was kinda like the Ikea of clothing stores.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:38 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (NWiLs)
Must have been a southern thing. Flash in the pan fashion for sure. It was literally a mall phenom and then overnight, it was gone.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:38 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: klaftern at April 15, 2020 11:39 PM (RuIsu)
I would show up
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 11:39 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 15, 2020 11:39 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:39 PM (vs2ae)
I got that right.....yes?
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 15, 2020 11:39 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:39 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 11:40 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 11:34 PM (9Om/r)
Ah. My relative was in North Wales. Strange the coincidence though...I remember reading something you posted long ago and thinking...that sounds like my Uncle Jim! No big. Just circumstance.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:40 PM (ssqLp)
Hah. Feds fucked up with the direct stimulus system and deposited $8.2M in an Indiana man's bank account.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ssxnqj2
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 11:40 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2020 11:40 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 11:40 PM (aA3+G)
seriously, I've had too much...I better go to bed.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:39 PM (LIhNq)
What?? Don't go! It's time to play truth or dare!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:41 PM (vs2ae)
I remember Units! It was kinda like the Ikea of clothing stores.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:38 PM (d6Ksn)
Yes!! haha perfect explanation
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:41 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (NWiLs)
You wouldn't take advantage of me...
How was your day?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:36 PM (LIhNq)
Avail myself of opportunity, perhaps...
It was good. Tiring, but good. Got a lot of stuff out of the way and should be getting into some real work tomorrow.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 11:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2020 11:41 PM (XVuno)
I never set foot in that store.
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:42 PM (MQTQb)
Ma Duce was a crew served weapon, being so heavy and requiring a tripod. M-60 could be, but was usually carried by a gunner, with a lot of help carrying ammunition.
Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2020 11:42 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2020 11:41 PM (XVuno)
LOL, my dad LOVED his Angels Flight pants!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 11:43 PM (OzQGF)
The shoulder pads in every top were a bit much and I have narrow shoulders so I can pull off shoulder pads without looking like a linebacker. The problem I had was if you washed sweaters with shoulder pads, the pads would become all lumpy and misshapen so you looked like you had some weird tumor growing on your shoulder. And if you then tried cutting the pads out the sweater wouldn't hang right.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:43 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 10:21 PM (/669Q)
One of these might come in handy:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycmz2lrn
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2020 11:43 PM (miJU3)
It was good. Tiring, but good. Got a lot of stuff out of the way and should be getting into some real work tomorrow.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 11:41 PM (NWiLs)
You will make us all proud, Insom.
But just in case, I'm gonna pray for you.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 15, 2020 11:43 PM (kFkpX)
Daily Mail now has a story on the Wuhan lab coverup:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8223779
The wet market story was the hastily constructed Chicom cover story. And experts dutifully pushed it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 11:44 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2020 11:41 PM (XVuno)
LOL, my dad LOVED his Angels Flight pants!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 11:43 PM (OzQGF)
Those were the John Travolta Saturday night pants, no?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:44 PM (vs2ae)
It was good. Tiring, but good. Got a lot of stuff out of the way and should be getting into some real work tomorrow.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 11:41 PM (NWiLs)
That's good stuff to lay on your pillow tonight.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:44 PM (LIhNq)
It's so bad, Abercrombie & Fitch customer service reps have had to resort to being rude to people from home.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:34 PM (d6Ksn)
I never had them (nor did I want them), but to be fair, some of the girls with nice bodies looked good. My youngest sister resisted wearing capri pants for the longest time because she was adamant that she would never wear gauchos.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 15, 2020 11:44 PM (8HBLI)
another day's useless energy spent
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 11:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:43 PM (d6Ksn)
YES! Wow, that brought back memories...
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 11:44 PM (OzQGF)
You will make us all proud, Insom.
But just in case, I'm gonna pray for you.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
Certainly can't hurt!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 11:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:43 PM (d6Ksn)
hahahaha! so true
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:45 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2020 11:45 PM (LYJ5G)
I never set foot in that store.
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:42 PM (MQTQb)
Lol.
I bought all my clothes at the Limited!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:45 PM (TdMsT)
Shit let's at least kick the idea around then. I'm terrible at setting shjt like this up
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 11:45 PM (IYHxL)
Yeah Berserker,, that's how you know they were in the shit...they
don'twant to relive it...I was never over run but one of our grunt
platoons was..
only 16 out of a 80 sumthing full maned platoon ended up pulling out to Okinawa..
Posted by: beanervt at April 15, 2020 11:37 PM (LfHBm)
Yeah, I couldn't get him to watch full metal jacket, but I got him to watch the very beginning to see how accurate the boot camp thing was. One of the times he got overrun he got wounded by a mortar or rocket, so he got knocked out and a little bloody. He said when he came to the VC were standing on him shooting, and stepping on him. They must have thought he was dead. Of course I was real young asking him all this shit thinking it was a like a john wayne movie, but once I got older and realized the deal I never asked him anything, but just listened the few times he said anything.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 11:46 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:43 PM (d6Ksn)
Huh. I always assumed the pads were removable so you could avoid this problem.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2020 11:46 PM (wGeit)
https://youtu.be/-ea2-kt8ox4
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 15, 2020 11:46 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2020 11:46 PM (LYJ5G)
Whenever there was a special occasion my mom took me to the Banana Republic. That woman had style and knew how to pick clothes for her men.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 11:47 PM (IYHxL)
fire but chambered in 5.56 NATO.....not the 7.62 round like on the
60's....hell of a lot more punch down for your money,,,but a heavy chunk
of steel to carry into battle....hence the 249.
I got that right.....yes?
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 15, 2020 11:39 PM (kFkpX)
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M-240 is the current GPMG, last time i looked. basically the FN-MAG, in 7.62
never got to fire that, but i was state champ 3 years running, back in the 80's, with The Pig.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 15, 2020 11:47 PM (5ua3Z)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 11:44 PM (f1Vqw)
So their good spin story was we eat dogs, cats, bats, rats and other weird shit the lab delivers?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 15, 2020 11:47 PM (Rz2Nc)
I never set foot in that store.
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:42 PM (MQTQb)
It was!!!!
D
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:47 PM (LIhNq)
M-60 could be, but was usually carried by a gunner, with a lot of help
carrying ammunition.
Extra barrel, big glove for changing it and cans of ammo made it a 2 man job for sure. Love to fire one of those.
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2020 11:47 PM (K22Va)
Shit let's at least kick the idea around then. I'm terrible at setting shjt like this up
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 15, 2020 11:45 PM (IYHxL)
Iowa, MN, WI & IL Moron gathering would be fun
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 11:47 PM (aA3+G)
There days...lots of days in fact...where I wish I had done drugs as a kid. Lots of drugs. Like Mike Lindell levels of drugs. How different things would have turned out.
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2020 11:47 PM (XizLi)
Fun fact: In the movie Valley Girl, the Wet Seal scene was shot inside their location at Lakewood Mall, right nearby me. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2020 11:49 PM (XizLi)
Everything old is new again.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:49 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2020 11:49 PM (XizLi)
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Use it for what?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2020 11:49 PM (XVuno)
Whatever, jackwagon.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:49 PM (ssqLp)
coincidence though...I remember reading something you posted long ago
and thinking...that sounds like my Uncle Jim! No big. Just circumstance.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:40 PM (ssqLp)
Where is North Wales? I'm not sure how many places he lived in PA, just the last place. His name was also Jim. Thats freaky.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 11:49 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2020 11:49 PM (XizLi)
My daughter has one and loves it.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:50 PM (LIhNq)
The West - helping the Chinese dig our own graves.
We live in the Era of Stupid.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:26 PM (d6Ksn)
And Canada's Own Idiot follows suit:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7av9mb3
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2020 11:50 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:45 PM (TdMsT)
*fistbump*
I loved the Limited!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:50 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 11:44 PM (vs2ae)
Yes! Lord, I can still picture him wearing those and a polyester shirt, and sporting a white man's afro.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 11:51 PM (OzQGF)
# 1 after a deployment only had to see a cardboard box lying on the curbside while we drove down a street...in the morning...in Cali....in L.A....to flip his switch.....very sad that.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 15, 2020 11:51 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 15, 2020 11:51 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2020 11:49 PM (XizLi)
I have a couple of them. I like them. To me, the biggest selling point is that they're machine washable.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:51 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2020 11:51 PM (XizLi)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 15, 2020 11:51 PM (Xt7n2)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 11:45 PM (TdMsT)
--LMAO, ipso facto.
The Limited was soooooo cool then, chicks loved just rocking their *bags*.
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:52 PM (U8c2P)
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 15, 2020 11:52 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2020 11:52 PM (XizLi)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2020 11:49 PM (XizLi)
My mom just bought a couple. She doesn't rave about them or anything, but she seems to like them fine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 11:53 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 15, 2020 11:52 PM (LxTcq)
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Only for the grand finale. Otherwise, he drove an Aztek.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2020 11:53 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 15, 2020 11:51 PM (HuH1F)
. Oh, here we go again.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2020 11:53 PM (wGeit)
Oh boy, this ought to go over well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2020 11:54 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2020 11:49 PM (XizLi)
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Use it for what?
Posted by: Cicero
rrmmrrmm
Posted by: Associate Justice Antonin Scalia at April 15, 2020 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 15, 2020 11:54 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2020 11:55 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (d6Ksn)
Since school uniforms and clothing is a discussion I'm going to guess you have been trying to type out B.L.A.Z.E.R.
Posted by: buzzion at April 15, 2020 11:55 PM (Z7lwY)
Speaking of Mike Lindell, anyone use a MyPillow?
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2020 11:49 PM (XizLi)
yeah I tried it. It was not good for an old neck injury. I woke up all fucked up. Great for sleeping on your side, but on your back, forget it. I needed a flatter pillow.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 11:55 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 15, 2020 11:47 PM (Rz2Nc)
--That was my first thought.
I got a good laugh last week when I asked the Mexican joint at the end of the street if they had sopa de murcielagos.
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:56 PM (ulunB)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 11:56 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 11:49 PM (9Om/r)
North Wales is about 25 miles NW of Philly? I don't think my Uncle Jim ever lived near the Poconos though? But I had moved to Texas a few years before he passed away in 2008 or 2009 so I'm not sure where he was at the end...in hospice I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:56 PM (ssqLp)
Yes. That story is bad, but not nearly as bad as lab leaking it out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 11:56 PM (f1Vqw)
The West - helping the Chinese dig our own graves.
We live in the Era of Stupid.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 10:26 PM (d6Ksn)
And Canada's Own Idiot follows suit:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7av9mb3
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2020 11:50 PM (miJU3)
And which communist was it that said a Capitalist will sell you the rope you use to hang them?
Even better? Our Governments GIVE it away for free!
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2020 11:56 PM (NgKpN)
https://tinyurl.com/ydc3mau3
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Sleeping ya douchtard......SERIOUSLY....IT"S AN EFFIN PILLOW!!!!!!
Did you fall off the wagon again???
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 15, 2020 11:57 PM (kFkpX)
think my Uncle Jim ever lived near the Poconos though? But I had moved
to Texas a few years before he passed away in 2008 or 2009 so I'm not
sure where he was at the end...in hospice I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 15, 2020 11:56 PM (ssqLp)
Yeah my cousin died around 20 years ago. He had throat cancer.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 11:57 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 11:58 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:52 PM (U8c2P)
Oh, that's right! You'd carry your gym clothes in what you thought would impress everybody.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 15, 2020 11:58 PM (8HBLI)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:58 PM (d6Ksn)
The Chicoms were going to show good the Glorius Communist Chinese scientists were at cutting edge virus research.
And they fucked up big time. And we knew they were going to fuck up. Hell, if I get it right, the response to two warnings sent by our own experts in 2018 that the Wuhan lab was a pandemic waiting to happen was to send them more money.
The idea was to help them improve their containment.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 11:58 PM (f1Vqw)
https://tinyurl.com/ydc3mau3
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)
I don't want to go to that link, do I? Sounds...poopy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 11:59 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 15, 2020 11:59 PM (XVuno)
Eighties clothes have nothing on the 1970s; platform shoes, paisley bell bottom pants and ruffled silk shirts.
Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2020 11:55 PM (ofIwF)
And that was he guys.
Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2020 11:59 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Will anyone notice?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 16, 2020 12:00 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no
I had to switch to Forever 29.
Posted by: Miklos, as consistent as fate and circumstance allow at April 16, 2020 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 16, 2020 12:00 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2020 12:00 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 11:57 PM (9Om/r)
Not the same then, my Uncle Jim had esophageal cancer, but oddly related at a distance. I'll admit that I'm finally glad to put this question to rest. It just seemed...weird.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 16, 2020 12:01 AM (ssqLp)
Do the British have their own version of steakhouses? Or do good pubs serve the good steak?
I also wonder what cuts they like and if they're the same as ours.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2020 12:01 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 16, 2020 12:01 AM (ssqLp)
(Yes, she was a she.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2020 12:01 AM (L2ZTs)
Will anyone notice?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 16, 2020 12:00 AM (SchxB)
Yeah, well, you all keep saying that you wanna be BATMAN.
So, Holy Corona virus Batman!
Posted by: Robin, who is 70 years old and retired. at April 16, 2020 12:01 AM (NgKpN)
I wanted to get tax forms out of the way and not be giving up summer time later. However it is a good thing that the filing deadline is extended, I was not done in time to go to the post office and was too mentally tired to muck with the state taxes that I will just do online.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 16, 2020 12:02 AM (T9Hmo)
Yes! That's what caused the rejection?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:58 PM (d6Ksn)
Yup. The name of a former commenter that pissed ace off so much that he added his name to the banned words list. Being a drunk prick telling people to come on over to his house and he'll greet them with a shotgun through the door tends to do that.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2020 12:02 AM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 16, 2020 12:02 AM (IYHxL)
What a joke y'all got in Trenton (sorry, CBD).
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2020 12:02 AM (T9OzC)
Will anyone notice?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 16, 2020 12:00 AM (SchxB)
Back when I had IBS and a long commute I would have noticed. I think I visited every Denny's in the county at one point or another.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2020 12:03 AM (wGeit)
80's clothes--the shoulder pads themselves would provide social distancing today.
Posted by: groovygirl at April 16, 2020 12:03 AM (ybC9u)
655
Eighties clothes have nothing on the 1970s; platform shoes, paisley bell bottom pants and ruffled silk shirts.
Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2020 11:55 PM (ofIwF)
I was a budding young metalhead in the 80's. All I remember was chicks in spandex pants and leather. The jersey big hair was a marvelous creature.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2020 12:03 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2020 12:04 AM (L2ZTs)
Yes! That's what caused the rejection?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:58 PM (d6Ksn)
Yup. The name of a former commenter that pissed ace off so much that he added his name to the banned words list. Being a drunk prick telling people to come on over to his house and he'll greet them with a shotgun through the door tends to do that.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2020 12:02 AM (Z7lwY)
Ah, the legend of fancy jacket.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 12:04 AM (vs2ae)
What a joke y'all got in Trenton (sorry, CBD).
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2020 12:02 AM (T9OzC)
Joke, no he's a fucking asshole.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2020 12:04 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2020 12:02 AM (Z7lwY)
Hahahahaha. I can't believe that's still in the code. That was a long, long time ago.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2020 12:04 AM (wGeit)
They didn't last long.
They carried a lot of leggings.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2020 12:04 AM (L2ZTs)
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Jennifer Beals hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2020 12:05 AM (XVuno)
"Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2020 11:57 PM (9Om/r)
Not the same then, my Uncle Jim had esophageal cancer,"
Agent Orange related?
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 12:05 AM (LfHBm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2020 12:05 AM (Lqy/e)
Eighties clothes have nothing on the 1970s; platform shoes, paisley bell bottom pants and ruffled silk shirts.
Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2020 11:55 PM (ofIwF)
And that was he guys.
Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2020 11:59 PM (ofIwF)
Don't forget the awful fabrics. Everyone was a walking petrochemical fire hazard. They were stain attracting, odor-retaining, skin irritating abominations. Then we got everything made in the 80s of "Dry Clean Only" rayon and linen or cotton ramie that lost its color after one wash.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 16, 2020 12:06 AM (8HBLI)
They didn't last long.
They carried a lot of leggings.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2020 12:04 AM (L2ZTs)
Did you plan that?
Posted by: Phyllis Lappin-Vance at April 16, 2020 12:06 AM (T9OzC)
he'll greet them with a shotgun through the door tends to do that."
Joe Biden commented here?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 16, 2020 12:06 AM (l9m7l)
Other news I heard today that confirmed that I'm not yet wearing tin foil on my head--the reporter on Laura's show discussing Bill Gates' "contributions" to WHO and CDC and hence his compromised motives with any "recommendation", along with his pimping the artrocious IHME model. Which, BTW, I continue to compare to real numbers for 19 states. Still a rotten model. Only NJ has exceeded the predicted average.
Posted by: groovygirl at April 16, 2020 12:06 AM (ybC9u)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2020 12:05 AM (Lqy/e)
Not only that, they tend to mutate to be less deadly over time. Killing the host doesn't help a virus to propagate.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2020 12:07 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2020 12:00 AM (kFkpX)
I rock yoga pants.
** hic **
** shart **
Posted by: Hillary, Putting The Mare in Nightmare at April 16, 2020 12:07 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Nicholas Cage has some seriously effed up teeth in that movie.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2020 12:07 AM (OzQGF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 12:04 AM (vs2ae)
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Went out in a blaze of glory, he did.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2020 12:07 AM (XVuno)
Thing I can't figure out?
If you can have a Vaccine for this Corona virus.
And the common Cold is a Corona Virus.
How come there is no Vaccine?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 12:07 AM (NgKpN)
What was that thing all the girls used to do in the 80's after work when they wore...you know..those spandex things???
The phrase fails me....
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2020 12:07 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2020 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2020 11:56 PM (ulunB)
Lol,hey,wait a second I just had Mexican take out yesterday, I had pablono chiles, but there may a have been an extra crunch.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 16, 2020 12:08 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2020 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)
cancer, but oddly related at a distance. I'll admit that I'm finally
glad to put this question to rest. It just seemed...weird.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 16, 2020 12:01 AM (ssqLp)
Not the same then, my Uncle Jim had esophageal cancer,"
Agent Orange related?
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 12:05 AM (LfHBm)
Thats exactly what my cousin had. I just wasn't sure how to spell it. lol
There's a good chance it was agent orange related. He died at 49. He was there in '67 and '68, so he probably got bathed in it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2020 12:08 AM (9Om/r)
Because our universities are all filled up teaching wymyn's studies and minority victimhood programs.
No room for STEM.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 12:08 AM (sy5kK)
(I wish I'd put it in writing so I could prove it, but I've been telling friends for a month or two that I like to think that on the day he's reelected he would appear for his victory speech with grey hair, with a shiny bald head instead of the implausible combover, and with ordinary untanned complexion, and that that would be the signal that he could just do his job without having to fool his enemies into underestimating him by playing the clown. Looks like I was right on two points out of three, but totally wrong about the timing. Has he decided that he doesn't need to fool his enemies any more, he can crush them openly starting right now?)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 12:09 AM (5cZrI)
Posted by: Javems at April 16, 2020 12:09 AM (ofIwF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 12:04 AM (vs2ae)
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Went out in a blaze of glory, he did.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2020 12:07 AM (XVuno)
Dude showed up sloppy drunk every night.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2020 12:09 AM (wGeit)
It still was, though, Jackie Robinson Day.
Would have loved to see him play in person: good man, and great athlete in many sports.
Posted by: Phyllis Lappin-Vance at April 16, 2020 12:10 AM (T9OzC)
The phrase fails me....
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2020 12:07 AM (kFkpX)
in my experience? Got laid.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2020 12:10 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2020 12:10 AM (T9OzC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2020 12:10 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2020 12:10 AM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2020 12:10 AM (kFkpX)
I would have loved to see her have a catfight with Richard Simmons...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2020 12:11 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2020 12:11 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2020 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)
My ex had one of those on VHS. I kept threatening to burn it. She was not amused.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2020 12:11 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2020 12:12 AM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2020 12:11 AM (kFkpX)
Whoo hoo!
*takes a victory lap around the ONT*
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2020 12:12 AM (OzQGF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2020 12:13 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 12:13 AM (5cZrI)
Posted by: DBCooper at April 16, 2020 12:13 AM (bttOm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 15, 2020 11:56 PM (f1Vqw)
I think, we had a lab leak, we're shutdown, no one is internationally traveling would have been much better.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 16, 2020 12:13 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2020 12:13 AM (L2ZTs)
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We didn't have to nuke Nagasaki either, but sometimes you just need to make your point.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2020 12:14 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2020 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2020 12:13 AM (L2ZTs)
Burning it would have been so much more permanent.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2020 12:15 AM (Y8PSl)
I just finally got done with the PPP application today. My bank stopped accepting PPP applications as of last Friday am. I've been a corporate customer with them for over 18 years. Other banks were only accepting applications from existing corporate account holders. Most banks are not opening new corporate accounts. So have been in limbo for 6 days trying to get help from somewhere just to complete the freaking PPP application.
Posted by: Floridachick at April 16, 2020 12:15 AM (8wU+P)
It still was, though, Jackie Robinson Day.
Would have loved to see him play in person: good man, and great athlete in many sports.
Posted by: Phyllis Lappin-Vance at April 16, 2020 12:10 AM (T9OzC)
If you make less than a set amount you don't have to file. I might do that next year just because.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2020 12:15 AM (wGeit)
Have you ever heard of paragraphs? Or line breaks? Don't forget to breath, or maybe in your case it would be for the best.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 16, 2020 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)
". He was there in '67 and '68, so he probably got bathed in it."
Undoubtedly, if he was a grunt they'd spray that shit then send them into it after it had worked a while..impossible to NOT breath it..but no one
said it was bad for ya...fuckers..Vietnam was the last shred of respect I had for the Fuckin government...
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 12:16 AM (LfHBm)
And the common Cold is a Corona Virus.
How come there is no Vaccine?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 12:07 AM (NgKpN)
If you have seen a depiction of the corona virus, you see the spikes, or mushroom looking things all over them. Those are the sites that attach to cells to allow the virus to pass through the cell wall (it is more complicated than that but bear with me) and it is the only part of the virus the immune system "sees"
The problem is that the spike ends mutate regularly to avoid detection (it is more complicated than that) so any vaccine is against one virus strain spike that changes regularly.
The other problem is there are lots of strains, and viruses that are different types of viruses too. Each one needs a vaccine as well.
There is a drive to get the body to react or identify the bare spike, without the ends that mutate regularly, and that are more stable so a vaccine would work longer too.
There is also a technique they are researching called RNA-interference which would stop the virus from replicating within the cell, and is based on a type of anti-virus defense certain soil bacteria have, which by the way is the basis for the current DNA snipping tools CRISPR CAS9 (and others)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2020 12:16 AM (WyVLE)
I just finally got done with the PPP application today. My bank stopped accepting PPP applications as of last Friday am. I've been a corporate customer with them for over 18 years. Other banks were only accepting applications from existing corporate account holders. Most banks are not opening new corporate accounts. So have been in limbo for 6 days trying to get help from somewhere just to complete the freaking PPP application.
Posted by: Floridachick at April 16, 2020 12:15 AM (8wU+P)
What's a PPP application?
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2020 12:16 AM (wGeit)
https://youtu.be/qetW6R9Jxs4
(Don't worry, *not* a rickroll/troll link)
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2020 12:17 AM (T9OzC)
Posted by: OSL at April 16, 2020 12:17 AM (wNww/)
yup.....I was hot meat back then....no seriously.....maybe not Tom Selleck level.....I ran and worked out....so could a happened that way....
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2020 12:17 AM (kFkpX)
My taxes are done, but not yet filed.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2020 12:17 AM (OzQGF)
Hydroxyvodkaline.
Posted by: Dr. Miklos, Holistc Healer for All Modalities at April 16, 2020 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 16, 2020 12:18 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 16, 2020 12:19 AM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: PennaLady at April 16, 2020 12:06 AM (8HBLI)
Yeah. I spent a lot of money at the dry cleaners in the '80's. I remember I tried to hand wash a dry clean only silk shell I owned because I was so sick of taking stuff to the cleaners. I reasoned that people in China have been wearing silk for centuries long before dry cleaning existed, so this dry cleaning everything silk was bullshit. I wrecked the top.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 16, 2020 12:19 AM (d6Ksn)
BofA who was restricting to Acct holders hasn't sent a penny to anyone I know of that did all their applications on the first day available. They tell the media they 'processed X-number of applications' no money that I've heard of.
Posted by: DBCooper at April 16, 2020 12:19 AM (bttOm)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 16, 2020 12:18 AM (7WaWV)
I think that there are a couple viruses that cause the "common cold" and some of those are coronaviruses.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2020 12:19 AM (Z7lwY)
Not certain, wife is going to check with accountant tomorrow,
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 16, 2020 12:20 AM (Rz2Nc)
And the common Cold is a Corona Virus.
How come there is no Vaccine?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 12:07 AM (NgKpN)
Coronaviruses only make up about 20% of "common cold" infections, and vaccinating against one strain doesn't necessarily help you with others. So you might end up with a vaccine that only stops 10% of "common cold" viruses. Doesn't seem worth the trouble.
It would be worth the trouble, though, if you might die from the common cold.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2020 12:20 AM (wGeit)
I'm just thinking that its going to be a whole lot harder than the folks who think we'll have a vaccine in 6 months.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 12:20 AM (NgKpN)
shit then send them into it after it had worked a while..impossible to
NOT breath it..but no one
said it was bad for ya...fuckers..Vietnam was the last shred of respect I had for the Fuckin government...
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 12:16 AM (LfHBm)
Yeah one of my neighbors where I grew up was all messed up from that shit. He suffered for years.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2020 12:21 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Cicero
*brushes back hair with thousand yard stare*
Posted by: Farah Fawcett at April 16, 2020 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
I don't believe any of that BS.
Posted by: ALH at April 15, 2020 10:56 PM (Lhcx9)
You must be one of those still getting a paycheck.
Hang out with small business owners who were forced to close up and watch their lifetime investment in their business wither and die. Forced to lay people off that are essentially family.
Because many of the people I know agree with most or all of 315.
This country goes back to normal in a few weeks, or there will be people shooting each other before the next Presidential election.
That Michigan protest thing was just the first pitch of the first inning.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 12:22 AM (sy5kK)
FWIW, CDC Stats for 4/15 posted:
----------------Cases-----------------Deaths
2020-04-12 553,493(+5.3%) 21,936(+7.3%)
2020-04-13 578,178(+4.5%) 23,398(+6.7%)
2020-04-14 604,165(+4.4%) 25,708(+10.1%)
2020-04-15 633,630(4.8%) 28,214(9.4%)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 12:22 AM (cg4r6)
Loan/grant for small businesses so they keep their staff through these months of demic panic.
Posted by: Floridachick at April 16, 2020 12:23 AM (8wU+P)
Posted by: PennaLady at April 16, 2020 12:06 AM (8HBLI)
Yeah. I spent a lot of money at the dry cleaners in the '80's. I remember I tried to hand wash a dry clean only silk shell I owned because I was so sick of taking stuff to the cleaners. I reasoned that people in China have been wearing silk for centuries long before dry cleaning existed, so this dry cleaning everything silk was bullshit. I wrecked the top.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 16, 2020 12:19 AM (d6Ksn)
I liked the feel of rayon. Had a rayon shirt that I wore once and figured it felt nice but not nice enough to hassle with dry cleaners.
Did the same thing as you with a silk item. I wonder if they actually washed silk or maybe just brushed it.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2020 12:24 AM (wGeit)
Hate to say...but if I were to do a "Viral Immuno Assay" on you...10 day turn around...to a lab in Maryland...hint
the results cover no less than 20 Viruses not including COVID-19 presently.
20 viruses
And you thought the common flu was a bitch.....
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2020 12:24 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2020 12:25 AM (XVuno)
Great, guess the 'rons will be gone for a while...
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2020 12:25 AM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 16, 2020 12:25 AM (7WaWV)
Loan/grant for small businesses so they keep their staff through these months of demic panic.
Posted by: Floridachick at April 16, 2020 12:23 AM (8wU+P)
Oh, I see. I heard about the check but wasn't aware of the program name. Seems like the banks would have more incentive to make it easy for you.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2020 12:26 AM (wGeit)
shit then send them into it after it had worked a while..impossible to
NOT breath it..but no one
said it was bad for ya...fuckers..Vietnam was the last shred of respect I had for the Fuckin government...
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 12:16 AM (LfHBm)
Yeah one of my neighbors where I grew up was all messed up from that shit. He suffered for years.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2020 12:21 AM (9Om/r)
Yeah, and the hits just keep on coming.
Just ask about 30% of Gulf War Vets.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 12:26 AM (NgKpN)
Pleasant surprise in the checking account this AM. Wife and I both received a check.
Having coffee and older daughter calls and she and her hubby both received one. She indicated that she wants to donate hers, didn't specify to whom or what.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2020 12:26 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 12:20 AM (NgKpN)
against one strain is fairly simple, I suppose.
If it mutates into a dozen, it is less simple.
I think the RNA interference is the horse to bet on, though. It feels like the right approach, even if currently it only works for certain prokaryots that adopt certain gene sequences from infecting viruses.
It does seem to work and there is actual research in it for the side used to manipulate genes.
There is also work on something called Zinc fingers, which regulate replication in cells as well, that look mighty interesting.
You know, from my BA in languages perspective.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2020 12:26 AM (WyVLE)
"And you thought the common flu was a bitch.....
Posted by: Nightwatch"
And that's why you should always sterilize from the inside out...
lots of valu-rite or vodka or tequila
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 12:27 AM (LfHBm)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 16, 2020 12:19 AM (d6Ksn)
I did that. Ruined a wool suit too. I never feel like dry cleaning really gets the fabric clean. I know it looks clean and doesn't smell dirty, but it doesn't feel or smell "clean" like freshly laundered clothes. Now that I'm 29 I avoid the fussy fabrics and put it back on the rack if I see that "Dry Clean Only" warning.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 16, 2020 12:27 AM (8HBLI)
I've seen a lot of people saying they're going to donate it. Personally, I'm stashing mine away. Who knows WTF is going to happen in the coming weeks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2020 12:28 AM (OzQGF)
BofA who was restricting to Acct holders hasn't sent a penny to anyone I know of that did all their applications on the first day available. They tell the media they 'processed X-number of applications' no money that I've heard of
Posted by: DBCooper at April 16, 2020 12:19 AM (bttOm)
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BofA is one of the ones we called. I am not surprised that the banks haven't processed a penny. Poor Rick Scott's office. I very respectfully let them have a piece of my mind.
Posted by: Floridachick at April 16, 2020 12:29 AM (8wU+P)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 16, 2020 12:29 AM (d6Ksn)
It's been that way for years.
Posted by: Things the style guide won't tell you. at April 16, 2020 12:30 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 16, 2020 12:18 AM (7WaWV)
"Common cold" basically boils down to any viral infection that gives you the "common cold" set of symptoms for a few days. There's not a lot of point in identifying the specific virus since the treatment doesn't change.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2020 12:30 AM (wGeit)
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I understand that I might expect a check next December.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 12:30 AM (cg4r6)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 16, 2020 12:29 AM (d6Ksn)
It does, doesn't it? Goodnight, Donna of the ampersands!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2020 12:30 AM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 15, 2020 11:21 PM (7WaWV)
Just put the bottle of wine in the trash. I am about to the stage of please don't hold anything i say against me.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 15, 2020 11:24 PM (LIhNq)
"Why no, I'm not getting drunk, I'm just getting honest."
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 12:31 AM (sy5kK)
He was just on Tucker and said " Americans are not morons." Made me laugh cuz there are some Morons around here.
Posted by: Farmer at April 16, 2020 12:31 AM (LYJ5G)
Posted by: Farmer at April 16, 2020 12:31 AM (LYJ5G)
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Not all Americans are morons, but all morons are Americans.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2020 12:32 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2020 12:34 AM (T9OzC)
That Michigan protest thing was just the first pitch of the first inning.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 12:22 AM (sy5kK)
I saw an altercation break out in the line waiting to get into a grocery store this morning in my Queens, NY neighborhood. Apparently the person wasn't over 60 and tried to go in during 'old fart' hour. They even had a doorman at the grocery store entrance checking IDs to verify one's age.
Walking home, I didn't have on my 'grocery store shopping' mask (required for entry) and some Karen chastised me while walking past me on the sidewalk. I promptly called her a Karen and told her to mind her own fucking business.
So sick of this shit.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2020 12:35 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 16, 2020 12:35 AM (kOpft)
Not dry cleaning per se, but once I dried a wool sweater in the dryer. It came out tiny, doll sized. I laughed hysterically while my grandmother scolded me. She ended up also having a good laugh. What can you do? Mistakes. We learn.
Posted by: Floridachick at April 16, 2020 12:36 AM (8wU+P)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2020 12:36 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 12:36 AM (5cZrI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2020 12:37 AM (L2ZTs)
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I think she's pretty.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 16, 2020 12:35 AM (kOpft)
Is it more of a Chinese Communist kind of look, or a Pol Pot Communist kind?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 12:37 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2020 12:38 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 12:38 AM (5cZrI)
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 15, 2020 11:52 PM (LxTcq)
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how the hello did he get a tank in the trunk of his car?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 16, 2020 12:38 AM (5ua3Z)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 16, 2020 12:24 AM (wGeit)
761 I've read that all/most synthetic fabrics were designed in an attempt to create an artificial silk...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 16, 2020 12:25 AM (7WaWV)
Rayon does feel nice, it holds dye pretty well, and drapes beautifully. It just requires ironing or dry cleaning, both of which are a hassle. It almost feels silky, so your comment about trying to make an artificial silk makes sense.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 16, 2020 12:39 AM (8HBLI)
Worse yet, I'm frustrated by my inflated sense of worth being consistently thwarted by my mediocrity. The booze and pills and parties used to keep the crippling self-doubt at bay, but no more.
Then, there's the loathing. My putative customers loathe me. Most of them only consume my product so they can know their enemy.
My employees loathe me. They only pretend to me respect me until they can obviate me.
My colleagues loathe me. They only tolerate me until they can knife me.
My bosses loathe me. They only pay me for the same reason one feeds cattle.
But, deep down, lies the loathing of myself. I know it's all a fucking charade, and I can't look at myself in the mirror for fear of the desolate, hollow-eyed hack looking back into me with his baleful stare.
My life is an unremitting hellscape, and my only solace is a shred of paper on the wall that declares me a Member in Good Standing of America's Secular Priesthood. It's the fig leaf that preserves my towering sense of superiority.
So when a bad orange man taunts me and encourages the public to deride my station in my life, I don't think it's such a mystery why all this hate comes pouring out in a torrent.
Posted by: I Am an American Journalist at April 16, 2020 12:39 AM (WTNxf)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 16, 2020 12:38 AM (5ua3Z)
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He told her there were Dem ballots in there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 16, 2020 12:40 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 16, 2020 12:40 AM (7WaWV)
They say the program is or has run out of money and I don't know where it may have gone. BofA was the first one up with it all online. We have enough to pay all employees and keep them on without help but others obviously can't from different business-types. I still don't know anyone that received any money.
Posted by: DBCooper at April 16, 2020 12:40 AM (bttOm)
Posted by: DBCooper at April 16, 2020 12:13 AM (bttOm)
Reach out! Reach out and touch someone!
- old ATandT long distance ad, and now repackaged for 2020 events.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 12:41 AM (sy5kK)
I don't think you have, you're writing is unreadable to a native speaking English population with a college degree. You should forget to breath.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 16, 2020 12:41 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 16, 2020 12:41 AM (v1zLT)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 16, 2020 12:18 AM (7WaWV)
Which is why there is no vaccine. Let's see you draw blood from a Rhino.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 12:43 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: Born Free at April 16, 2020 12:43 AM (1oeyF)
Posted by: Floridachick at April 16, 2020 12:43 AM (8wU+P)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 16, 2020 12:43 AM (v1zLT)
Pixy is an antiquated technology, and the returns and spaces and other punctuation is a function of the specific browser you use.
I use Brave, it is the only one I found that recognizes the return key properly.
It isn't the typist, it is the platform.
Not complaining, just pointing it out so we can dodge a dust up between posters.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 12:43 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: PennaLady at April 16, 2020 12:27 AM (8HBLI)
I remember a Family Circus cartoon panel where the frazzled mother is reading the label on an item of clothing while doing a basketful of laundry. It read 'Hand wash separately'. She said out loud, 'Just who do you think YOU are?'
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2020 12:44 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 16, 2020 12:18 AM (7WaWV)
Which is why there is no vaccine. Let's see you draw blood from a Rhino.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 12:43 AM (miJU3)
So, you say the veal is good here?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 12:44 AM (sy5kK)
Yes, one may have the test I described up-thread.
It is a beast of a test...doctor ordered but with clear clinical presentation that is documented to have fallen outside of standard testing methodologies. As in...looks like this but really I have no clue....that kinda work-up.
I will think we are having an up-tic in this testing...just because.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2020 12:45 AM (kFkpX)
I think Gov Ron is active in getting things turned on. Last I looked AZ and FL were set for 4-30 as end time. I can't go forever either. Hang on.
Posted by: DBCooper at April 16, 2020 12:46 AM (bttOm)
People who have their 2019 taxes done, (more power to you, but) you make me sick.
Not certain, wife is going to check with accountant tomorrow,
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 16, 2020 12:20 AM (Rz2Nc)
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good luck with that: Herself is STILL getting tax documents in the mail. i dropped off the latest mailing with the accountant today.
so much for deadlines on such things.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 16, 2020 12:47 AM (5ua3Z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 12:43 AM
Well, if you've got the rhino and the Vacu-Tainer, I should be forced to say "Hold my beer!"...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 16, 2020 12:47 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2020 12:44 AM (Y8PSl)
LOL Fabric privilege.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 16, 2020 12:48 AM (8HBLI)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 12:38 AM (5cZrI)
Pro tip: if you want a line break, punch in two.
Like this.
And this.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 12:49 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 12:50 AM (5cZrI)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 16, 2020 12:41 AM (v1zLT)
Wake me when he gives us all swords and tells us to go orc hunting.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2020 12:50 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 12:50 AM (LfHBm)
so much for deadlines on such things.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 16, 2020 12:47 AM (5ua3Z)
LOL, we are well familiar with that. The oops,adjusted info. file an amended return. Investing in a mastered limited partnership can change your tax life forever.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 16, 2020 12:52 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 16, 2020 12:52 AM (7WaWV)
ANYWAY Netofa wineries (2016) does this nifty Chenin Blanc. Now, I wuz educated to think of Chenin Blanc as a very slightly bodied white with a thin razor sharp acid preceding an assertive lightly fruity, appleish body, but this one has that acid intro, followed up a bit more like a silicone implanted Dom in latex corset and skirt grinding her ass in your face (although still clothed mind you: not so earthy). AAANYWaaaaay quite enjoyable-thank-you-very-much, and mid-early Spring quite appropriate for the estrous festival and all. Recommended but, my dudes and dudettes in all honesty a glass or two is more than enough. I go now to passover and pass out. L chaim (Pixy, though I love her like a sister, with apostrophes I will remain silent....) .....it really is good shit. Lyla tov.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2020 12:52 AM (ako5T)
Posted by: Born Free at April 16, 2020 12:43 AM (1oeyF)
Still a funny story. And stories of that nature don't really age, do they?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 12:52 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: xtc-333 at April 16, 2020 12:55 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 16, 2020 12:55 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Born Free at April 16, 2020 12:43 AM (1oeyF)
Terribly sorry. Please submit your address so that you may get a full refund for the cost of tonight's ONT
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2020 12:56 AM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Born Free at April 16, 2020 12:43 AM (1oeyF)
Still a funny story. And stories of that nature don't really age, do they?
No they don't. And neither do the protagonists.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 16, 2020 12:56 AM (SchxB)
You're the ass. All I did was ask if you could use paragraphs and line breaks. If that's to hard for you, sorry about that. And I do apologize if I came off as wanting you to die, I certainly don't.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 16, 2020 12:56 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Floridachick at April 16, 2020 12:56 AM (8wU+P)
Big Mike has no desire to repeat the eight years of WH life.
She likes being an attention whore, but she knows what the strings are, having watched Barry for 8 years.
Mike just wants to take her half of the $70 million Netflix check and go to her waterfront mansion and hang with the other Martha's Vineyard neighbors.
Once in a while, she flies to Hollywood, (private plane, natch) and "has meetings" with her Netflix crowd.
This is Big Mike's life, until the Civil War that Nancy and Chuck and friends want starts, anyway.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 12:56 AM (sy5kK)
I use Brave, it is the only one I found that recognizes the return key properly.
It isn't the typist, it is the platform.
Not complaining, just pointing it out so we can dodge a dust up between posters.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 12:43 AM (sy5kK)
^This^
Dr. Weevil, it is hard to read your comments because of how it appears. I thought you made some good points and it was worth reading, but it took a longer time to process because of the way it displays. Maybe there are settings on your device that could be the problem. I have a habit of double-spacing after periods and colons, too. I learned to type before computers. My double spaces are retained, so it isn't Pixy that is killing your spacing.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 16, 2020 12:57 AM (8HBLI)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 16, 2020 12:56 AM (SchxB)
They do, however, ripen some.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 12:58 AM (miJU3)
"Waiting for Trump to go grey and grow a Gandalf beard"
Trump is about the only Pres I can remember that didn't show
signs of aging at this point... he absolutely thrives on the shit thrown at him....
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 12:58 AM (LfHBm)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 16, 2020 12:58 AM (7WaWV)
I have no idea why.. Social Security started taking out more, so I suppose that is why.. I had to pay in $1700 last year.
I told my wife I now get $1700 fun money to play with.. she was not amused!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 16, 2020 12:58 AM (CjFDo)
An extra two or three presses of the enter key between paragraphs don't hurt.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2020 01:00 AM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Floridachick at April 16, 2020 12:56 AM (8wU+P)
Floridachick, I will pray for your business success.
Currently I'm not in your situation, but I have owned businesses before. I felt responsible for the families of every employee, not just the employees themselves.
There is nothing greater than the American entrepreneur, who puts their everything on the line and never gets the credit, only the blame.
Oh, and entrepreneurs get paid last, so there's that, too.
*salutes Floridachick with a Moron salute, whatever that is*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:01 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 16, 2020 12:58 AM (CjFDo)
Hey, Lound-eye! You need new fingah? Gualanteed flesh. (opens raincoat)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 01:02 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 16, 2020 12:19 AM (d6Ksn)
I remember reading something (historical) about cleaning with potatoes slices, but I can remember if that was silk or satin.
Posted by: Al C. at April 16, 2020 01:02 AM (LPnfS)
I thought I was pretty sharp on the common viruses
After viewing this Viral test result.....dang should have done more CE's on the topic....but I was ER...into Trauma and Cardiac topics. That said.......Lift a glass to your Auto Immune system.....it does some absolutely EXTRAORDINARY work on your behalf ...every EFFIN day....to keep you all healthy.
Nightwatch out...
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2020 01:04 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: EveR at April 16, 2020 01:05 AM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 01:05 AM (miJU3)
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I think she's pretty.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 16, 2020 12:35 AM (kOpft)
Is it more of a Chinese Communist kind of look, or a Pol Pot Communist kind?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 12:37 AM (sy5kK)
--Her skin has a sheen like a Barbie doll. Gross.
Posted by: logprof at April 16, 2020 01:05 AM (jMqeL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 16, 2020 01:05 AM (H5knJ)
You know, this could be an additional weekly column, maybe right after the Gun Thread on Sundays. Very entertaining and informative.
Because after guns go away, the alcohol shows up.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:06 AM (sy5kK)
No one knows for sure, but we're pretty confident it resembles an obscene gesture.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 16, 2020 01:06 AM (SchxB)
Happy Wed Evening, Blanco Basura ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at April 16, 2020 01:07 AM (LPnfS)
The hillside along the house is lit up by the firetrucks and there is 4 or 5 firefighters moving around like they're looking for something.
A flat bed tow truck just showed up. There is a car in the front driveway.
The house with all the action is owned by an Indian who owns a group of about a dozen hotels, Holiday Inn Expresses, Hampton Inns, etc. He always has some "relatives" staying with him that work at the hotels.
Got no idea what's happening.
Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2020 01:07 AM (mrrpT)
".every EFFIN day....to keep you all healthy.
Nightwatch out..."
Keep them viries on the run Nightwatch, running scared...
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 01:07 AM (LfHBm)
Hope it works out for you. I can't move airplanes on-line but hope you have a successful transition back to work. Prayers for you.
Posted by: DBCooper at April 16, 2020 01:08 AM (bttOm)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 16, 2020 01:08 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:06 AM (sy5kK)
only when algorithmed properly ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at April 16, 2020 01:08 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Leo D at April 16, 2020 01:09 AM (/LQkF)
(Will two carriage-returns work? Let's see if Alberta Oil Peon's advice helps. I won't be able to tell until after I press 'post' and it's too late to edit. If it does work, thanks, AOP!)
How about someone who thinks a sneering "If that's too hard for you" is an appropriate part of a supposed apology, when I've already explained that I have repeatedly put line-breaks and links in comments here, only to have them removed by the software?
So, does anyone want to talk about Trump's apparent decision to stop dying his hair and painting his face?
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:09 AM (5cZrI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 16, 2020 01:05 AM (H5knJ)
*snort*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:10 AM (sy5kK)
No people outside means no business. No business no sales tax revenue. No sales tax revenue means budget cuts. States ALWAYS threaten to lay off cops because they believe "OH NOES, PLEASE RAISE OUR TAXES!"
Laying off cops might not bring the reaction the states count on this time.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2020 01:10 AM (qAR6u)
Ha!
Posted by: Leo D at April 16, 2020 01:09 AM (/LQkF)
Eat, eat, eat! Doesn't anybody fuck anymore?
Posted by: Goldilocks, frustrated at April 16, 2020 01:10 AM (miJU3)
Thanks MisHum for thr ONT.
And let's not forget to pray for President Trump. He needs our prayers so he can discern the Lord's guidance.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 16, 2020 01:10 AM (8HBLI)
Don't give your aircrew any rice paper for poems, or fa inal cup of sake.
OK?
Trusting you, here.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2020 01:10 AM (QzJWU)
They're closing up the ambulance and the guy is walking back towards the house.
Now I'm really baffled.
Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2020 01:11 AM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:11 AM (5cZrI)
Not really but knock yourself out.
Posted by: Harry R at April 16, 2020 01:12 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 16, 2020 01:08 AM (CjFDo)
Wait until the weather warms up, things could get sporty all over
Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2020 01:12 AM (qAR6u)
"Eat, eat, eat! Doesn't anybody fuck anymore?
Posted by: Goldilocks"
That would be the wolf dear Goldilocks,,, the wolf's the fucker....
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 01:13 AM (LfHBm)
Good evening, Miss Adriane! I hope you, hubs, and the killer cactus are well.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 16, 2020 01:13 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:09 AM (5cZrI)
No tv, just sound bites on talk radio, so haven't seen it.
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at April 16, 2020 01:13 AM (LPnfS)
(Will two carriage-returns work? Let's see if Alberta Oil Peon's advice helps. I won't be able to tell until after I press 'post' and it's too late to edit. If it does work, thanks, AOP!)
How about someone who thinks a sneering "If that's too hard for you" is an appropriate part of a supposed apology, when I've already explained that I have repeatedly put line-breaks and links in comments here, only to have them removed by the software?
So, does anyone want to talk about Trump's apparent decision to stop dying his hair and painting his face?
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:09 AM (5cZrI)
I sincerely apologize for my inappropriate comments, all I can say is a big wall of text seems to indicate troll, but you aren't and it completely my mistake.
Yes, I noticed the gray white on trump today, I thought it was half way there yesterday,
You don't have to accept my apology, but I hope you do.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 16, 2020 01:14 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:11 AM (5cZrI)
As others have posted, it's browser-related. I am using Brave, but Pale Moon worked the same way for me.
If you can turn off javascript for this page, do also try that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 01:14 AM (miJU3)
Download and install Noscipt. It will solve most of your problems. Link in the nick.
Posted by: Dear blabby at April 16, 2020 01:14 AM (/LQkF)
Yard work out the yin-yang. The weeds are definitely winning.
Posted by: Adriane the Lanscaping Critic ... at April 16, 2020 01:16 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 01:13 AM (LfHBm)
That was Goldilocks' response to the Big Bad Wolf threatening to eat her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 01:16 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2020 01:17 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:09 AM (5cZrI)
I would like to talk about it, but I haven't watched any TV, except for Shark Tank reruns on CNBC for the last 2 days. I will take Mr Wonderful over a clip of Nancy Pelosi any day.
But I thank you for bringing it to my attention, and will definitely check it out.
One thing about Trump, is that he is a master of promotion and image. And he is always 3 or more steps ahead of any current dialogue. If he did something this obvious, to me it is a signal of change.
What change are you talking about, LCD?
Frankly I have no idea, but it has to be tied directly to Nov 3. I have also noticed that he is much more controlled when he talks and answers questions. The Progda reporters are obviously asking inane questions to get his goat. I think they are failing, and looking like partisan azzholes instead.
But I will check out Trump's "new look" tomorrow.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:17 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2020 01:18 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:17 AM (sy5kK)
Maybe he got a blood transfusion from Mike Pence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 01:19 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: EveR at April 16, 2020 01:05 AM (ZZDMQ)
I'm beginning to think the only way we get back to some kind of sustained normalcy is to put an enormous amount of resources into manufacturing enough of those 15-minute Abbot Lab CODIV test kits and send one to every household in America. Trust that enough people will regularly check themselves for the virus, quarantine if they get it, and there are few and far psyhcos who'd use their own infection to spread it around. In my state, Maryland, they plan on doing up to 10k tests a day, but that would only be for people actually sick enough to think to get themselves tested. And then the State would follow up with contact tracing to locate those with asymptomatic COVID. That strategy seems to me that it would likely fail in a society as mobile and complex as ours. You'd always miss enough silent carriers that the outbreak would keep growing back up. But if every fucking American has the ability to check out themselves from home, it's possible enough cases would be caught early enough that the outbreak soon goes *pfft!*
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 16, 2020 01:19 AM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:11 AM (5cZrI)
It took me well over a year to figure this out.
Laugh all you want at me, morons, at least I will never lie to you.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:20 AM (sy5kK)
double carriage-returns in three places in my last comment and two of
them were turned into single carriage-returns while the other one stayed
double. It appears that the software is completely arbitrary.
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:11 AM (5cZrI)
Don't you love that. I stopped trying to figure it out. Some nights I'll just give up and won't give a shit about spelling, commas, periods, etc. Well, then again, most nights are like that for me. I'm a grammar nazi's worst nightmare. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2020 01:20 AM (9Om/r)
Front yard at the cardboard box is the same way. Can't wait to sell that
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 16, 2020 01:20 AM (SchxB)
The cops just left along with the ambulance.
Wish we had a way stream video here.
Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2020 01:20 AM (mrrpT)
Does this king ever get out among his subjects? That's a good way to get people shot, knifed, or beaten to a pulp
Usually people just walk over a dead body on the sidewalk there
Posted by: kbdabear at April 16, 2020 01:20 AM (qAR6u)
Ha! No we save that for the strip clubs and tucking phone numbers into small places.
The paring of nails and locks of hair hasn't begun yet. word is the fuel loading for this season is heavy so everyone is pumped to get after it when it hits.
It's gonna be LIT!
Posted by: DBCooper at April 16, 2020 01:22 AM (bttOm)
Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2020 01:20 AM (mrrpT)
youtube it and post the link.
Posted by: blog commenter 876 at April 16, 2020 01:23 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:17 AM (sy5kK)
Maybe he got a blood transfusion from Mike Pence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 01:19 AM (miJU3)
On a related topic, over the last couple of weeks I have watched 2 Johnny Quest episodes on YouTube.
The background music when Race Bannon saves Johnny, or Hadji, or Bandit is superb for a '60's prime-time TV show.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:23 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 01:23 AM (miJU3)
Yesterday the strangest thought came to me, I was wondering what the Obamas are actually doing right now where are they, where are the girls.
Don't know why I would give a s*** but I'm just wondering how dysfunctional they probably are.
Posted by: Farmer at April 16, 2020 01:24 AM (LYJ5G)
You'll know things are bad when they start brining corpses.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 16, 2020 01:25 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
If you see that she has gotten them fixed, you'll know.
Posted by: Miklosian Prophecies at April 16, 2020 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
I will try what others have suggested, and I'm switching PCs soon anyway to Edge on Windows 10 or Chromebook, from Firefox on Windows 7, so maybe that will help.
And I do think that Trump's ridiculous hair and face colors have been a conscious effort to look clownish and make his enemies underestimate him. If he feels he can give that up and go serious, it probably means something. Maybe the 'two weeks' are about to expire.
Trying triple carriage-returns now. Will they help? We will soon see.
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:25 AM (5cZrI)
Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2020 01:20 AM (mrrpT)
youtube it and post the link.
Posted by: blog commenter 876 at April 16, 2020 01:23 AM (/LQkF)
I knew I should have kept that drone for myself instead of giving it to the grandkids.
Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2020 01:26 AM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2020 01:27 AM (9Om/r)
I'm beginning to think the only way we get back to some kind of sustained normalcy is to put an enormous amount of resources into manufacturing enough of those 15-minute Abbot Lab CODIV test kits and send one to every household in America.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 16, 2020 01:19 AM (zqs/f)
What a brilliant mind! Listen to this person!
Posted by: Abbott Laboratories CEO Miles White at April 16, 2020 01:27 AM (sy5kK)
The common cold, of which Bones McCoy lamented hadn't even be cured in 23rd century (or whenever), is caused by several classes of viruses.
The majority is caused by rhinoviruses, with coronaviruses 2nd with about 15%.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 16, 2020 01:27 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:27 AM (5cZrI)
It's gonna be LIT!
Posted by: DBCooper at April 16, 2020 01:22 AM (bttOm)
You got a Washing Machine Charlie in your squadron, don't'cha?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2020 01:28 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:25 AM (5cZrI)
The spacing is looking better and better.
Wanna buy a test kit?
Posted by: Abbott Laboratories CEO Miles White at April 16, 2020 01:28 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2020 01:27 AM (9Om/r)
It was almost certainly the outdoor lighting and camera. The whole scene at todays press conference had a very blue tint to it.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 16, 2020 01:29 AM (zqs/f)
Posted by: blog commenter 876 at April 16, 2020 01:29 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:27 AM (5cZrI)
That's like asking why you can't win an argument with your wife or girlfriend.
Ir you don't already know, you will eventually find out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:30 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: blog commenter 893 at April 16, 2020 01:30 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 16, 2020 01:31 AM (SchxB)
Oh great, Chicoms are likely conducting some nuclear tests. These are low yield devices, and they have techniques to try to hide them, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 16, 2020 01:32 AM (rCwaK)
It appears one of people staying at the house came up the back driveway and continued on, eventually tumbling over a 6 foot high stone embankment wall. The only way to retrieve the car was to come up the opposite side of the house and yank it with a winch.
The team of firefighters help roll the car upright.
Apparently the drive was not injured too bad, as he got out of the ambulance and went back the house.
Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2020 01:32 AM (mrrpT)
Posted by: DBCooper at April 16, 2020 01:33 AM (bttOm)
Blue Man Bad!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 16, 2020 01:33 AM (rCwaK)
(I'm not gay.)
Posted by: mnw at April 16, 2020 01:34 AM (Cssks)
The majority is caused by rhinoviruses, with coronaviruses 2nd with about 15%.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 16, 2020 01:27 AM (rCwaK)
I'm assuming the rhinovirus has one big spike .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 16, 2020 01:35 AM (2DOZq)
Alcohol, cell phones, hookers, or bad brakes may be involved ...
Posted by: Adriane the Lanscaping Critic ... at April 16, 2020 01:35 AM (LPnfS)
As we navigate this latest chapter in our saga, don't forget that we've met and overcome challenges every bit as perilous as this one.
Situations that have toppled lesser governments. Like civil wars, assassinations, depressions, pandemics, world wars--it's an impressive list.
Along the way, we have become the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people.
We arrived at this lofty position by virtue of being governed by a political system unique in history. Plus possessing the knack of having the right person for the right time, in a particular situation.
We'll come out on top of this one too. So never doubt.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2020 01:36 AM (KATBx)
Oh great, Chicoms are likely conducting some nuclear tests. These are low yield devices, and they have techniques to try to hide them, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
=======
Ben Rhodes is weeping to think Obama would never have missed this opportunity to sell them fissionable materials. (Seriously, I hate that rodent more than the rest of them.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2020 01:36 AM (G51Gf)
The Flying Muldoon Sisters ???
but yes, he was very good ...
Posted by: Adriane the Lanscaping Critic ... at April 16, 2020 01:37 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:25 AM (5cZrI)
Charlie found the handle. You have a way now TO slow down.
/tull
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2020 01:38 AM (QzJWU)
My son is working full time for a construction supply company. Things are slowing down, they had to lay off 2 people (out of maybe 40), which sent ripples through the company. They prided themselves on not laying anyone off in 2009 - 2010.
And so a couple hours ago, son just texted and said he got $1,200 in his bank account.
Trust me son, financial dealings with the government seldom turn out this way. Savor that check, and remember it for the next 40 years of your working life.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:38 AM (sy5kK)
I was wondering if I was the only one that noticed the shiny Whitmer. It seemed pretty obvious and weird. WTF is she using?
Posted by: Farmer at April 16, 2020 01:39 AM (LYJ5G)
Alcohol, cell phones, hookers, or bad brakes may be involved ...
Posted by: Adriane the Lanscaping Critic ... at April 16, 2020 01:35 AM (LPnfS)
"or"?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:40 AM (sy5kK)
He was a perfectionist.
That's why he stole the show at Live Aid. He rehearsed while everybody else slept.
Posted by: mnw at April 16, 2020 01:41 AM (Cssks)
Nancy Pelosi taking selfies of eating $12 a pint ice cream in front of her $30K walk in fridge ???
hat tip: William A. Jacobson, over at Legal Insurrection
Posted by: Adriane the Lanscaping Critic ... at April 16, 2020 01:41 AM (LPnfS)
Rhino- in the sense of nose, as the first samples were isolated from nasal samples, where the virus first attacks.
The are tiny little round buggers. Some of the smallest viruses around.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 16, 2020 01:42 AM (rCwaK)
/tull
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2020 01:38 AM (QzJWU)
Locomotive Breath.
On Klipsch Kornerhorns
With cold beer in the cooler.
Ah, memories.
America is a great place, you know.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:42 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:40 AM (sy5kK)
"and" seems ... too adventurous until further data
Posted by: Adriane the Lanscaping Critic ... at April 16, 2020 01:43 AM (LPnfS)
904 I can't think of anybody who did a more mesmerizing live performance than Freddie Mercury.
The Flying Muldoon Sisters ???
but yes, he was very good ...
Posted by: Adriane the Lanscaping Critic ... at April 16, 2020 01:37 AM (LPnfS)
I recall seeing something recently about how the other performers at Live Aid were all pissed at Queen, because they had gone out their and didn't put any real effort into what they were doing. And out comes Queen and Freddy Mercury performing like he just did all the cocaine in England and put them all to shame.
And I have to think that's true, because you go and watch the Live Aid performance of Queen. I don't really see that with other bands.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2020 01:43 AM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 16, 2020 01:44 AM (qM84C)
He did a full scale dress rehearsal & got the sound right. Nobody else bothered to do that, from what I read.
He recognized the opportunity.
Posted by: mnw at April 16, 2020 01:46 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2020 01:47 AM (Y8PSl)
"The wild hair style and the fake tan were key parts of a persona Trump adopted to get people to think he is an IDIOT.
And as you can see, he doesn't NEED it any more.
His shedding the wild hair and the sprayed on fake tan tells me he knows he's past the point of being stopped.
"Trump affected a super vain persona with a crazy hair style and a sprayed on tan and he SOLD a version of himself to his enemies and they bought it.
The fact he is now in position to get reelected in a landslide shows he doesn't need the ACT any longer."
Not saying he's right, but I think the change is interesting.
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:47 AM (5cZrI)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2020 01:47 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Karen at April 16, 2020 01:47 AM (iCjpC)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:48 AM (sy5kK)
And WE, fellow Morons, are the Champions!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:50 AM (sy5kK)
What stopped him was his desire not to step on Limbaugh's toes.
Trump is really throwing down now--he has had it I think, with all the deep state creeps and Dems and horrific press and embedded RINOs tying him down like Gulliver.
Releasing the kraacken (sp?)?
Posted by: groovygirl at April 16, 2020 01:51 AM (ybC9u)
882---Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:25 AM (5cZrI)
------------------------------------
You are good men.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 16, 2020 01:53 AM (M/9m0)
Coming in on a wing and a prayer.
Look below, there's a field over there!
With a full crew on board,
And our trust in the Lord,
We've got one motor gone,
But we can still carry on...
Posted by: mnw at April 16, 2020 01:54 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 16, 2020 01:55 AM (7WaWV)
Trump is really throwing down now--he has had it I think, with all the deep state creeps and Dems and horrific press and embedded RINOs tying him down like Gulliver.
Releasing the kraacken (sp?)?
Posted by: groovygirl at April 16, 2020 01:51 AM (ybC9u)
Maybe he has the evidence all lined up and ready for a post-Labor Day marathon telethon.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 16, 2020 01:56 AM (e1mEI)
I heard a noise in the kitchen and thought what the f*** is that. The dogs were upstairs in the bedroom with jewels so what's going on.
I go to investigate and it turns out I was boiling three eggs for tomorrow's dinner and forgot about them. They blew up all over the kitchen oh, I have never seen such a thing.
Posted by: Farmer at April 16, 2020 01:58 AM (LYJ5G)
"They blew up all over the kitchen oh, I have never seen such a thing."
kool Farmer... Just tell Jewels the dogs did it...
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 02:02 AM (LfHBm)
Posted by: creeper at April 16, 2020 02:05 AM (XxJt1)
Wow. Glad you weren't standing there.
I once heard a yuge bang in the kitchen at midnight. Ran upstairs and... it was a beer bottle from a six pack of Tremont Winter Ale I had on the shelf. Just spontaneously blew itself up.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2020 02:07 AM (J2p+r)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2020 02:08 AM (a4EWo)
We need someone with charisma for '24 who isn't quite as polite as Trump. I can tell you no Republican is gonna make it very far in the near future if he or she is polite to Democrats.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2020 02:11 AM (J2p+r)
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2020 02:11 AM (QzJWU)
To see pictures that pretty well demonstrate the change in Trump's appearance is not just an effect of lights, visit Thomas Wictor (@COsweda) or Brian Cates (@drawandstrike) on Twitter.
======
Whoa, Wictor's back?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 16, 2020 02:13 AM (G51Gf)
And I have to think that's true, because you go and watch the Live Aid performance of Queen. I don't really see that with other bands.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2020 01:43 AM (Z7lwY)
U2 had a strong Live Aid performance. Mullet Bono is the only Bono.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 16, 2020 02:31 AM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2020 02:34 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Jean at April 16, 2020 02:45 AM (B7KlG)
And I have to think that's true, because you go and watch the Live Aid performance of Queen. I don't really see that with other bands.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2020 01:43 AM (Z7lwY)
I once saw 38 Special open for the Police.
38 was jumping off the speaker towers, going NUTZ!
Police, stood still, and played.
Police sounded perfect, but we left half way through their set.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 02:46 AM (NgKpN)
"
is Biden in quarantine"
Kinda Jean, his handler's figure less exposure is less time people
will see what a ass hat the dunce really is...
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 02:48 AM (LfHBm)
On Klipsch Kornerhorns
With cold beer in the cooler.
Ah, memories.
America is a great place, you know.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 01:42 AM (sy5kK)
I always wanted a pair of those Klipsh Kornerhorns. You can still find them for sale on e-bay for an arm and a leg. I had to settle for a pair of 15 inch Klipsh that I eventually had to replace the drivers in.
Posted by: Vic at April 16, 2020 02:51 AM (mpXpK)
"The wild hair style and the fake tan were key parts of a persona Trump adopted to get people to think he is an IDIOT.
And as you can see, he doesn't NEED it any more.
His shedding the wild hair and the sprayed on fake tan tells me he knows he's past the point of being stopped.
"Trump affected a super vain persona with a crazy hair style and a sprayed on tan and he SOLD a version of himself to his enemies and they bought it.
The fact he is now in position to get reelected in a landslide shows he doesn't need the ACT any longer."
Not saying he's right, but I think the change is interesting.
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 16, 2020 01:47 AM (5cZrI)
They're both wrong. @COsweda stupidly tried to prove he was right by using a comparison shot of a recent day that was also outside, "See its the same lighting!" It's common knowledge that outdoor lighting can change drastically just from the cloud cover and angle of the sun. Not to mention different cameras can have different camera settings.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 16, 2020 02:58 AM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 16, 2020 02:59 AM (zqs/f)
And she'd be an insurance policy against assassination. Think, "Madam President Tank."
Posted by: TX Nick77 at April 16, 2020 03:16 AM (SKDFo)
" Think, "Madam President Tank."
Not that ol gaptoof Abrams Tank wouldn't be a formidable veep or
cornerstone for a house... but I think Pedo joe would be better
off running the butter face clinton skank who could pull it off
with the help of mumzie the most corrupt clinton and she would have
the whole cabal behind her...momzies death squad... unlimited cash
and criminal contacts the world over...and billy could help pedo
sniff the littles girls hair...
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 03:36 AM (LfHBm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
************
She needs to join a Hitler Rant in the fuhrerbunker.
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2020 03:48 AM (Y274z)
And speaking of skanks,, when in hell is something going to be done
about the criminal use of campaign funds that the muzz scunt
Illhen whormar has been transfering to her *one of many husbands*
firm...300k the latest bunch reported..
Posted by: beanervt at April 16, 2020 03:50 AM (LfHBm)
Posted by: Vic at April 16, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at April 16, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/uw2fz3q
Posted by: Vic at April 16, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/tyj2ckb
Posted by: Vic at April 16, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/ycuawhyn
Posted by: Vic at April 16, 2020 04:07 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/y9f4s8l8
Posted by: Vic at April 16, 2020 04:07 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at April 16, 2020 04:08 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Summer of Love at April 16, 2020 04:16 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: Menack at April 16, 2020 04:37 AM (pfCu1)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 16, 2020 04:43 AM (N4ZRs)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 04:43 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 16, 2020 04:45 AM (N4ZRs)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 16, 2020 04:47 AM (N4ZRs)
Posted by: Menack at April 16, 2020 04:48 AM (pfCu1)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 16, 2020 04:49 AM (N4ZRs)
With that I'm out.
Make it a good day, all
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 16, 2020 04:53 AM (N4ZRs)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 04:54 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Tentotwo at April 16, 2020 04:55 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 16, 2020 04:45
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Mixed. CT scan news was great. No signs of cancer.
However, her electrolytes were all jacked up. They were worried about heart and kidneys, so they admitted her. I couldn't go with to room. Can't go see her today.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 04:56 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 04:56 AM (ZCEU2)
_____
Can't say we weren't warned.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2020 04:58 AM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 04:58 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 04:58 AM (ZCEU2)
-
Because everyone knows a bored unelected housewife has more power - and in perpetuity - than the position she was married to that allowed her the busywork PR ability.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 16, 2020 04:59 AM (41rs/)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 04:59 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 05:00 AM (arJlL)
So, how long before he decides Trump is, at a minimum, Mussolini here?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2020 05:04 AM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 16, 2020 05:06 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:06 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:11 AM (ZCEU2)
=====
Bernie and Joe die within days of each other then Nazi Pelousy becomes
No thanks.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at April 16, 2020 05:16 AM (d6mdH)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2020 05:16 AM (1kgO6)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:22 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 05:23 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: fluffy at April 16, 2020 05:25 AM (NGm/n)
The point of the exercise is obedience, serf.
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 05:26 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: fluffy at April 16, 2020 05:27 AM (NGm/n)
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You sure it wasn't an otherwise-abled non-white Muslim Spanish-surnamed Lesbian Fakegender Convict Whammyn?
(Did I miss any checkbox?)
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at April 16, 2020 05:27 AM (d6mdH)
Great.
Balcony Muppets 2020 !
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 05:27 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:28 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:31 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: fluffy at April 16, 2020 05:34 AM (NGm/n)
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 05:35 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 16, 2020 05:36 AM (zqs/f)
Posted by: fluffy at April 16, 2020 05:36 AM (NGm/n)
American Thinker 5 facts about Chinese wet markets
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:37 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:38 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 05:38 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:38 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:38 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: fluffy at April 16, 2020 05:39 AM (NGm/n)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 05:39 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 05:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: fluffy at April 16, 2020 05:40 AM (NGm/n)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 05:41 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 05:38 AM (arJlL)
Because the floor is always wet from the vendors hosing down all the nasty blood, guts, etc. of the animals they be selling.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 16, 2020 05:44 AM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Gooshy at April 16, 2020 05:46 AM (DCVgi)
Posted by: Serious Cat
Well, at least they're clean !
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 05:47 AM (arJlL)
Raimondo's boyfriend probably won't let him rewatch Sex in the City.
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 05:23 AM (2orW4)
Jealous of Mr. Big.
Posted by: Surprise Otter at April 16, 2020 05:48 AM (ufFY8)
Top.Men.
https://tinyurl.com/y7aduxyx
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 05:49 AM (2orW4)
I have a deal, Dennis Raimondo. How's about you go to China since you like communists so much. We will stay here.
Posted by: clutch at April 16, 2020 05:51 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:52 AM (ZCEU2)
Pence declares immediately that he cannot agree on a time to adjourn with the house.
Trump immediately adjourns congress, and one second later appoints the 200 or so judges.
Lib heads SPLODE!
Posted by: Menack at April 16, 2020 05:52 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:53 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:54 AM (ZCEU2)
That you just made that up ?
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 05:54 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: teej at April 16, 2020 05:55 AM (sHeAx)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:52 AM (ZCEU2)
Our first neighbor when we moved in asked to borrow my string trimmer so he could sit on his couch again.
What ?
Yep. That big lump of grass in his backyard? Couch in the middle of it.
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 05:56 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: Skip
They have yards in Europe ?
I thought they had kilos.
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 05:57 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 05:58 AM (arJlL)
Man that still lake and surrounding forest looks like a great place.......
...................... to hide a body !
Posted by: saf at April 16, 2020 05:59 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Skip
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PrntScrn, for the hell of it.
Posted by: Menack at April 16, 2020 06:01 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: teej at April 16, 2020 05:55 AM (sHeAx)
My first nickname for Bernie was Bolshevik Balcony Muppet.
Mostly because he combs his hair with a balloon.
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 06:02 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: raimondo at April 16, 2020 06:01 AM (lqxss)
Aha, so because CNN said so. And I love how you try to use FOX when you think it helps your argument. They are damn near just as bad. Aren't those guys Literally Hitler by your previous statements and by association that makes you Literally Hitler, too?
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 06:06 AM (2orW4)
%53.6 all in NY and NJ
Pa at 9th w/ 647
Wash has done well with only 121 in last week.
They are padding the stats, cant see getting a one day 5x jump in deaths,
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:07 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 06:08 AM (2orW4)
Bear : "Well that's the last time ol Jharbuyyti Parahandi will piss in my woods,I have exclusive CRAP HERE RIGHTS..GO YOGI ............ levitate.
Posted by: saf at April 16, 2020 06:09 AM (5IHGB)
Moose out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: jsg
And No Sex in the Champagne Room!
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 06:10 AM (vd8XM)
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This is exactly the biggest point of our dumbass response.
Nothing, absolutely *nothing* that I do can protect anyone. If you want to take your overweight diabetic self to work, then go. If you want to lock your overweight diabetic self in your home, duct tape the windows, and wear a mask in the shower, then go.
But me not getting a haircut isn't protecting you any more than me not going out in my boat.
If you're fearful, then you stay home. You use your sick time. You shut down your business and fire your employees.
Leave the rest of us out of it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 16, 2020 06:10 AM (41rs/)
WE are numbered in the THOUSANDS time to attack...........................the Morning Report YEE HAAA
Posted by: saf at April 16, 2020 06:11 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 06:11 AM (vd8XM)
NY within the last day has added 3700 Covid deaths even though none of them were actually tested.
They say they are just following the CDCs new guidelines that say you can count a covid death for individuals without a test but can be inferred from the circumstances of their death.
This is as anti-science as you can get and is massive fraud in order to justify there fuckup.
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 16, 2020 06:12 AM (V+U0x)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:12 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:07 AM (ZCEU2)
Yep. It's not even a secret since they've admitted if it touches you, or is even suspected of touching you, that is your cause of death.
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 06:12 AM (2orW4)
Nothing, absolutely *nothing* that I do can protect anyone. If you want to take your overweight diabetic self to work, then go. If you want to lock your overweight diabetic self in your home, duct tape the windows, and wear a mask in the shower, then go.
But me not getting a haircut isn't protecting you any more than me not going out in my boat.
If you're fearful, then you stay home. You use your sick time. You shut down your business and fire your employees.
Leave the rest of us out of it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 16, 2020 06:10 AM (41rs/)
^^This Rat Cheer^^
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 06:14 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: Fortcoins at April 16, 2020 06:15 AM (JbL9Q)
Can't imagine not being full decked out in safety gear
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:15 AM (ZCEU2)
Good morning, Hordians.
Another fine Trump day! Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2020 06:17 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 06:10 AM (vd8XM)
We'll be married 25 years this year.
There's No Sex in Any Room anymore.
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 06:17 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: Vic at April 16, 2020 06:17 AM (mpXpK)
Congress should be dissolved......................in Boiling Sulphuric acid with bats in it.................shit Nancy just swam outta the cauldron....................Aaarrrrrrrggghhhhhh we is doom --ed.
Posted by: saf at April 16, 2020 06:17 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum for Prethident, 2024 at April 16, 2020 06:17 AM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 06:10 AM (vd8XM)
We'll be married 25 years this year.
There's No Sex in Any Room anymore.
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 06:17 AM (2orW4)
ya eva do hall sex?
when u pass each other in hal u both say fuck u
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:21 AM (JFO2v)
My Sex Dungeon is whipping up business like never before ...Brisk..NO BALLSY..............the Pols are on recess.................................
Posted by: saf at April 16, 2020 06:21 AM (5IHGB)
%53.6 all in NY and NJ
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We're closing boat ramps and shutting down state parks in isolated and mostly unpopulated regions because 15,000 people have died in an area with 16,000,000 people, and those areas with 16M people still won't shut down the subways.
Dumbasses.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 16, 2020 06:22 AM (IwDj9)
Can't imagine not being full decked out in safety gear
Posted by: Skip
And a double condom, just in case !
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 06:22 AM (arJlL)
when u pass each other in hal u both say fuck u
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:21 AM (JFO2v)
We tired of that a couple of years ago.
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 06:22 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2020 06:23 AM (caVbd)
Model of Ace's tank
Posted this before as obviously it caught my eye.
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:25 AM (ZCEU2)
Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.
Coroner's Report lists..... COVID-19.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2020 06:23 AM (caVbd)
Wow. Same thing Harvey Weinstein will die from.
Posted by: Hillary at April 16, 2020 06:25 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2020 06:27 AM (2JVJo)
Should Joe Biden be counter-programming that? Ruhle asked. Should he be creating his own shadow government, shadow Cabinet, shadow SWAT team and getting up there at a podium every night, saying, Heres the crisis were in, heres what we need to do to address this?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:28 AM (JFO2v)
astuteblogger.blogspot.com/the bbc is airing islamic prayercalls
https://tinyurl.com/yblfjy8z
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:30 AM (ZCEU2)
Maryland police issue 'final warning' for resident getting mail without pants on amid coronavirus stay-at-home order
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:31 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:31 AM (ZCEU2)
Any further erosion of our liberties happen last night?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2020 06:27 AM (2JVJo)
The Committee of Public Safety is working on it as we speak.
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 06:33 AM (2orW4)
Top.Men.
https://tinyurl.com/y7aduxyx
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 05:49 AM (2orW4)
Actually, what he really meant was "I didn't think you deplorables would remember the Bill of Rights."
Fucker needs to swing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2020 06:33 AM (2JVJo)
astuteblogger.blogspot.com/the bbc is airing islamic prayercalls
https://tinyurl.com/yblfjy8z
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:30 AM (ZCEU2)
Our NPR regularly promotes abortion, global warming, and socialism. All more of a religon than Mohammmedism.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:34 AM (JFO2v)
Any further erosion of our liberties happen last night?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2020 06:27 AM (2JVJo)
Chocolate rations were increased to 20 grams from 30 grams.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:35 AM (JFO2v)
Maryland police issue 'final warning' for resident getting mail without pants on amid coronavirus stay-at-home order
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:31 AM (JFO2v)
Heh. What he or she should do is wear pants on their arms the next time they get the mail.
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 06:35 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2020 06:36 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:36 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:28 AM (JFO2v)
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And as a candidate he has zero information beyond what is reported on the news.
He would literally be that crazy uncle you used to have to sit beside at Thanksgiving, telling everyone how he would run the government because he's been reading a website and watching MSNBC.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 16, 2020 06:38 AM (IwDj9)
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Heck yeah. It's not even daybreak.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 16, 2020 06:38 AM (IwDj9)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 16, 2020 06:38 AM (IwDj9)
We already have rainmando for that.
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 06:40 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 16, 2020 06:38 AM (IwDj9)
Change "crazy" to "drunk" and "a website" to "AoS," and you've got me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2020 06:40 AM (2JVJo)
Any time I hear about long term plans for continuing social controls without end I have to carefully control my anger.
If you have never experienced or lived in a Soviet style regime, you may not fully appreciate the danger we are in.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2020 06:40 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2020 06:40 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Don't forget, Shiffty ran the impeachment hearings on
"I heard it from a friend"
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 06:41 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 16, 2020 06:41 AM (SwWMX)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 16, 2020 06:41 AM (SwWMX)
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Imagine??? We had Obama's college dorm dipshits running things for eight years. We know how bad it can get already.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2020 06:43 AM (jUVms)
Let people keep their money and then pay when it is due.
End Capital Gains taxes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:43 AM (JFO2v)
"I heard it from a friend"
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 06:41 AM (vd8XM)
who heard it from a friend
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2020 06:43 AM (jUVms)
Obama is probably thinking he wishes he had thought if this during Swine Flu.
Posted by: jsg at April 16, 2020 06:44 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2020 06:43 AM (jUVms)
very bad
Nothing would get through Senate but the 3 letter scoundrels would basically shut down economic activity.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)
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Maxine Waters is currently the chair of the House Financial Services Committee.
No joke. A woman who wouldn't be trusted to run a cash register at an Everything is One Dollar store.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 16, 2020 06:46 AM (IwDj9)
Let people keep their money and then pay when it is due.
End Capital Gains taxes.
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Glad the staute of limitations is over. I totally fucked them, bigly. 250k in actual, claimed 25k, got a 2k 'refund'.
Posted by: Menack at April 16, 2020 06:48 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:49 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 16, 2020 06:46 AM (IwDj9)
But it says Fitty Cent right on the cover!
Posted by: Maxine at April 16, 2020 06:49 AM (2orW4)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:50 AM (ZCEU2)
I'd like to see Tank run .
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 06:50 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip
I don't know if I can turn upside down....
THUD!!!
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 06:51 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 11:33 PM (d6Ksn)
Since school uniforms and clothing is a discussion I'm going to guess you have been trying to type out B.L.A.Z.E.R.
Posted by: buzzion at April 15
I ran into the same problem last week. Now I understand why. Pretty funny history lesson.
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2020 06:51 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 06:52 AM (vd8XM)
Trump was magnificent, and Pritzker didn't order us to wear masks. Yet.
We'll see what today brings.
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 06:55 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: saf at April 16, 2020 06:55 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: JAS at April 16, 2020 06:55 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 06:56 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:58 AM (ZCEU2)
That's just great. We need to default on our debt to China to cover our costs for this lock down.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2020 06:58 AM (JUOKG)
we surpassed the Battle Of Hastings 'ment, I see
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 06:58 AM (v2QQW)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 06:59 AM (v2QQW)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 06:59 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JAS at April 16, 2020 06:59 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 07:00 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 07:00 AM (v2QQW)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:00 AM (L3Rsz)
F---ing scrunt...
And she is pushing the message that it was not a protest, but a Trump political rally.
In other words, she is claiming that this was not Michiganders protesting her totalitarian actions, but just a bunch of right-wingers.
https://bit.ly/2XGksM0
It was about politics, Whitmer said.
"It wasn't really about the stay-at-home order at all," Whitmer said. "It was essentially a political rally, a political statement that flies in the face of all of the science and all of the best practices from the stay-at-home order that was issued."
MSNBC
at_MSNBC
WATCH: Gov. Whitmer says today's protest at Michigan's Capitol is "the kind of behavior that extends the need for stay-at-home orders."
"It was a political rally that is going to endanger people's lives because this is precisely how COVID-19 spreads." https://on.msnbc.com/2ydZF7H
Whitmer said she supports free speech and expressing your opinion --- but said the lack of precautions used during the protest "absolutely" put Michiganders at risk. She noted an ambulance was blocked by the gridlock from getting into a hospital bay and bare-handed protesters were handing out candy to kids.
The governor also appeared on CNN Wednesday night to talk about the protest.
"They absolutely impacted peoples' lives today and threatened peoples' lives," Whitmer told CNN. "We'll never know the precise number of COVID-19 cases that come as a result of this gathering, but we know that there will be some."
Wednesday's protest is the exact kind of thing that can spread coronavirus, Whitmer said. And, ironically, it could be a reason the stay-at-home order needs to be extended beyond April 30, she said.
"Showing up and being this irresponsible is not just endangering our own lives, it's endangering all of our first responders," Whitmer said. "This is precisely the worst thing that could have happened, today."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 16, 2020 07:01 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 07:01 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:01 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 06:59 AM (v2QQW)
Snowing here, too. It sucks.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2020 07:01 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: freaked at April 16, 2020 07:02 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Bad kiddies, mommy spank!
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 07:02 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JAS at April 16, 2020 07:03 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 07:03 AM (v2QQW)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:03 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 07:00 AM (v2QQW)
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Used to have his rookie card as a kid, along with Darryl Strawberry's.
Posted by: SMH at April 16, 2020 07:03 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:04 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 16, 2020 07:04 AM (41rs/)
Kind of a let them eat cake moment!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 07:04 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:03 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2020 07:05 AM (2JVJo)
D governors in blue states will not allow any political events, especially MAGA rallies. Of course private D fundraisers will still be allowed, but that's it, and it will be kept under wraps (Fake News won't report it).
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 07:05 AM (v2QQW)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 07:05 AM (ZCEU2)
Pelosi's support of WHO is nothing less than her high fiveing Tojo after bombing Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 16, 2020 07:05 AM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:03 AM (L3Rsz)
A quick application of the D-Lamp solution would shut her right the fuck up.
"But that's not who we are!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2020 07:06 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: lizabth
Should I get the snow blower out of the shed?
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 07:06 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:07 AM (L3Rsz)
What if this whole thing is because the government contracted with Google/Apple to do the Census?
Posted by: 🐧 at April 16, 2020 07:07 AM (C+evo)
California Gov. Gavin Newsom told the states residents that their tax dollars will fund a $500/person giveaway to illegal aliens sheltering in place in the state
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 07:07 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: freaked at April 16, 2020 07:08 AM (Tnijr)
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Heh, that was Jeni's icecream...really expensive and shipped in dry ice boxes. It's like $60 for three quarts shipped to your house. She says, 'it comes in the mail' like anyone can afford it.
It was Nancy's 'let them eat cake' moment!
Posted by: squeakywheel at April 16, 2020 07:08 AM (d/wNR)
mornin yall. Crazy dream last night...
You had a crazy dream?? I had the craziest dream ever! True story:
I dreamed I was helping Bernie Sanders re-start his campaign. I talked him into it. Then I had to help him put up this huge enormous Bernie banner. We couldn't do it by ourselves, and I no Bernie Bros would help. As usual, my dreamed ended with me struggling and failing.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 07:08 AM (v2QQW)
Posted by: lizabth
HA! I just looked, we get about an inch of "snow showers" tonite.
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 07:08 AM (vd8XM)
Hey Moron Robbie - Roy Cooper is Asshoe.
Posted by: Shadout Mapes - End the Dang Lockdown at April 16, 2020 07:09 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:09 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 07:09 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JAS at April 16, 2020 07:03 AM
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Yep, there is no way the dnc will agree to any debates if biden is the nominee.
Trump will crush him and everyone watching will see what kind of idiot biden really is..
They will come up with some lame a$$ excuse like they won't debate Trump because all he does is lie, or something similar.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2020 07:09 AM (JUOKG)
lives, it's endangering all of our first responders," Whitmer said.
"This is precisely the worst thing that could have happened, today."
Remember, the most important thing is LEO's get to go home to their families at night.
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2020 07:09 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: freaked at April 16, 2020 07:10 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: fluffy at April 16, 2020 07:10 AM (NGm/n)
Posted by: Shadout Mapes - End the Dang Lockdown at April 16, 2020 07:11 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2020 07:09 AM (MxEKc)
Yeah, my only respect for LEOs now is for the ones who say FTS. I consider the rest to be our own SA.
We've come a long way from Sergeant Friday.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2020 07:12 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 07:12 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 16, 2020 07:13 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:13 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: freaked at April 16, 2020 07:02 AM (Tnijr
Should have had that bourbon last night.
That's a really bad dream.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2020 07:14 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:13 AM (L3Rsz)
She's a Karen, but with power.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 07:14 AM (NWiLs)
lives, it's endangering all of our first responders," Whitmer said.
"This is precisely the worst thing that could have happened, today."
Yep, that is what a psychopath will say when they poured out the gasoline, lite the match and burn down the house - "the worst thing you can do is be here and obstruct my view".
Its always the victim's fault.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 16, 2020 07:15 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 16, 2020 07:13 AM (C1Lsn)
I'm giving it until Wednesday, then I do it myself.
Anyone who thinks that barbers are not essential is an idiot.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2020 07:15 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: freaked at April 16, 2020 07:02 AM (Tnijr
Should have had that bourbon last night.
That's a really bad dream.
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Don't worry LeftCoast, Gavin Newsom is tanned, rested and ready.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 07:16 AM (zVFxZ)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:13 AM (L3Rsz)
You talkin' 'bout us?
Posted by: Hillary, Lieawatha, Kamala, Nanzi, Aunt Cray Cray, etc etc. at April 16, 2020 07:16 AM (PiwSw)
Fake News this morning told me fake news cnn fredo cuomo's wife tested positive for the chinese flu.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 07:16 AM (v2QQW)
Posted by: lizabth
So you've met my prog sister?
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2020 07:16 AM (MxEKc)
Anyone who thinks that barbers are not essential is an idiot.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2020 07:15 AM (dLLD6)
before and after pics pls
you doing the 1 all over or the Kim Bowl Cut
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 07:17 AM (JFO2v)
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Heh, that was Jeni's icecream...really expensive and shipped in dry ice boxes. It's like $60 for three quarts shipped to your house. She says, 'it comes in the mail' like anyone can afford it.
It was Nancy's 'let them eat cake' moment!
Posted by: squeakywheel at April 16, 2020 07:08 AM (d/wNR)
I'm pretty sure my Santa Cruz daughter sent me a birthday gift of three pints in dry ice for my birthday. It was great ice cream but prohibitively expensive for regular consumption, which is completely lost on that clueless guinea see you next Tuesday.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2020 07:18 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Ripley
Your prog sister is probably friends with my three prog sisters. I am sad my sisters reason so poorly. It's embarrassing.
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:18 AM (L3Rsz)
Its NY. Juicing the numbers since the beginning of March.
When everything is the Chinese Red Death, nothing is the Chinese Red Death.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 16, 2020 07:19 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:19 AM (L3Rsz)
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What's that saying? Only pay attention to what comes after ", BUT..".
But you peasants can't be trusted.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2020 07:19 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 16, 2020 07:20 AM (C1Lsn)
She was a Communications major at MSU. What the F does nitWhitmer know about science?
Posted by: clutch at April 16, 2020 07:20 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 16, 2020 07:20 AM (C1Lsn)
Mayor of shitcago said she needed to look good on TV!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 07:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: clutch
Watches Bill Nye reruns on Sunday morning
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 07:21 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 07:22 AM (arJlL)
Its a crying shame that the Michigan March on Lansing didn't have all participants dressed and kitted like Anti-Fa.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 16, 2020 07:22 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: freaked at April 16, 2020 07:22 AM (Tnijr)
Nothing worse than an hysterical female fascist. The shrieking. The hectoring. The irrationality.
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:13 AM
And she has all her mean girl posse on her side as well. The female Attorney General Dana Nessel, Rep Elissa Slotkin and I saw another female Rep (I think from Lansing) bashing the protest on Twitter yesterday and pushing the lie that ambulances were being blocked.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 16, 2020 07:22 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: rhennigantx
The problem is, the little Troll Doll needs to look good all the time.
Ain't happening
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 07:22 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 16, 2020 07:23 AM (O+I8R)
That is true in every situation.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 16, 2020 07:23 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2020 07:24 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2020 07:24 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 07:24 AM (zVFxZ)
Posted by: freaked
Time for a EO from Trump! that all of the 'We're in this together" BS commercials are illegal
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 07:24 AM (vd8XM)
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Y'all should've thought about that 25 years and 300K miles ago when you sold me that Toyota in the first place,
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 16, 2020 07:24 AM (IwDj9)
Same for Ford.
They want me to know I can still go to their dealership for service and get ripped off.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 07:24 AM (v2QQW)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 07:25 AM (v2QQW)
In many states that will get you arrested and thrown in a jail cell formerly occupied by a recently release felon.
Why do you think they did a large jail/prison release?
Posted by: 🐧 at April 16, 2020 07:25 AM (C+evo)
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The most powerful word in the english language. It negates every word before it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 16, 2020 07:25 AM (IwDj9)
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You are expected to die at home quietly so our hospitals are not overwhelmed. Oddly, our hospitals have little to do all day and need to be bailed out. SCIENCE!
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 07:26 AM (zVFxZ)
I'm glad you went, Eris, but I think you see now that peaceful protesting isn't the answer. Half-whit has written you all off as Trumpkins, anti-"choice"ers and general malcontents.
She doesn't give a shit about you because you didn't give her a reason to be afraid.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2020 07:26 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
I saw that complaint, and also saw free-flowing lanes of traffic. What to believe!
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:26 AM (L3Rsz)
That was infected with diseases 10 times worse then the FLU
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 07:26 AM (vd8XM)
These shit bird Democrats love "Democracy," well what happened in Michigan with the protesters is Democracy Manifest.
Hopefully there is enough of the true American spirit left to defeat these tyrants and sweep them from power.
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 16, 2020 07:26 AM (V+U0x)
Depends what the advertisers mean by "we" and "this".
Posted by: 🐧 at April 16, 2020 07:27 AM (C+evo)
[ ] Politicians
[ ] Your own lying eyes
(Chose only one)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2020 07:28 AM (caVbd)
...and pushing the lie that ambulances were being blocked.
That's a common go-to lie for the Left.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 07:28 AM (v2QQW)
Posted by: freaked at April 16, 2020 07:28 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 07:28 AM (ZCEU2)
Not with the institutional voter fraud that Congress will have passed by then.
Its not who votes who counts, its who counts the vote.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 16, 2020 07:29 AM (C+evo)
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All of those cell phone cameras, and not a single video. Weird.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 16, 2020 07:29 AM (IwDj9)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 16, 2020 07:29 AM (iTXRQ)
That's a common go-to lie for the Left.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Children dying in the streets...from 6 feet away!!
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 07:29 AM (vd8XM)
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What a surprise...
We all know they desperately want to include a "BUT" at the end of each amendment to the Bill of Rights. This Whitmer chick needs to pound sand. I hope she's really riling up Michiganders and they remember come reelection day.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 16, 2020 07:29 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:29 AM (L3Rsz)
She's a Karen, but with power.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 07:14 AM
Yep, we are a state full of Karens with power.
14 representatives, only 6 Republicans.
5 female Democrats and one douchebag Independent (Justin Amash).
Female Democrats:
8th District - Elissa Slotkin (2019)
11th Disctrict - Haley Stevens (2019)
12th District - Debbie Dingel (2015)
13th District - Rashida Tlaib (2019)
14th District - Brenda Lawrence (2015)
And then of course we've had Stabmenow as Senator since 2001.
Republican John James is trying to take out Democrat Gary Peters this November.
But Michigan is basically represented by a bunch of Karens. Almost all of them put into office during the 2018 election.
We only have ourselves to blame...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 16, 2020 07:29 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
It's like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 07:30 AM (vd8XM)
These shit bird Democrats love "Democracy," well what happened in Michigan with the protesters is Democracy Manifest.
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We are practicing Coolie Democracy these days. Its the new thing.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 07:31 AM (zVFxZ)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:31 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 16, 2020 07:31 AM (C1Lsn)
Yeah, but lies like that spread like wildfire on social media. It's effective because people are stupid and ignorant.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 07:31 AM (v2QQW)
The other was Stevens, the one that did the weird melt down in the House with the pink gloves on.
She and Ssssssssslotkin are both Obama apparatchiks.
Posted by: clutch at April 16, 2020 07:31 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: freaked at April 16, 2020 07:31 AM (Tnijr)
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No, it's about rights. A good portion of the signs I saw were about "my business is essential". Small business owners can't afford her petty politics.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2020 07:31 AM (Dc2NZ)
That's a common go-to lie for the Left.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Children dying in the streets...from 6 feet away!!"
Any photos of 'Green Helmet Guy', Wailing Fatima or a smoldering stuffed children's plush toy on top of some rubble?
You know its coming.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2020 07:32 AM (caVbd)
Don't worry, when the bean counters get finished they will make sure his county get's their "fair share" of COVID vcitims.
Case in point, I related yesterday that my friends mother died of COVID.
Talking to him further its apparent that she was swept up in the mad rush to declare every death that happens as a COVID related death, per the CDS's expansive and ludicrous guidelines.
The is now bordering on criminal what they are doing.
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 16, 2020 07:32 AM (V+U0x)
I agree. "America Strong" is much cooler and will make a great t-shirt for people to wear as they shelter-in-place.
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2020 07:32 AM (MxEKc)
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Overall, the worst thing to have happened to American politics is the saturation of elected stupid, emotional women. There, I said it.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 16, 2020 07:33 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:34 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Lady in Black
The election of them because they are women
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 07:34 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:34 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 16, 2020 07:34 AM (SwWMX)
Tell me how Kings and Queens County in NYC has zero confirmed, zero recovered and zero deaths.
They merge them into New York County and come up with the death rate by counting NY County's population.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 16, 2020 07:34 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: freaked at April 16, 2020 07:35 AM (Tnijr)
2+ inches on wet, heavy glowbull enwarmening fell last night and we're gonna get another 4 today.
And that scold what narrates the Kaiser Permanente commercial... irritating at least, it's just infuriating. I'm gonna throw a shoe.
Good to hear a first hand report from you Eris. I hope other states catch on and have similar protests.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 16, 2020 07:35 AM (C+yOi)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 16, 2020 07:35 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:35 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:26 AM (L3Rsz)
Certainly not your own lying eyes!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 07:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 16, 2020 07:33 AM (O+I8R)
I agree, dear lady, but I will go further - universal suffrage is what has doomed this country.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 16, 2020 07:36 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 07:34 AM (vd8XM)
Don't bring me down.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 07:37 AM (NWiLs)
But its perfectly OK for Leftist demonstrators to block traffic for hours during peak travel times.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 16, 2020 07:37 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2020 07:37 AM (caVbd)
Heck, any woman who doesn't know how to....sway her hubby's vote isn't doing it right.
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:38 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2020 07:37 AM (caVbd)
Karens and the 19th.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 07:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:31 AM (L3Rsz)
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Thanks to Sessions, Rosenstein and all their buddies at the Demofascist "Trump is a Russian Agent" cabal.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 16, 2020 07:38 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:39 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: lizabth
I've worked with some good women, and good men.
I did have a female boss that was a Female Power type person. She would only hire, usually white, under qualified female types. Then wonder why shit would go wrong.
Hmmmm.
My SIL works at a hospital. Predominately female nurses. They has the cattiest "stick it to the other female because I don't like her stories "
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 07:39 AM (vd8XM)
On America's death certificate, will it list cause of death as Karen-19?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 16, 2020 07:37 AM
Karens and the 19th.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 16, 2020 07:38 AM
Well played, both of you
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2020 07:39 AM (CHi29)
If the progs are ever going to beaten and driven from power there is going to have to be a whole lot more discomfort than a blocked ambulance.
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2020 07:39 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: freaked at April 16, 2020 07:40 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Agree. Session was just not the man for the job.
Posted by: lizabth at April 16, 2020 07:40 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 16, 2020 07:40 AM (C+yOi)
Posted by: Lady in Black
The election of them because they are women
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 07:34 AM (vd8XM)
As a woman, I agree.
Today I had the lovely grocery store experience of being shouted at to "stay behind the red line", by a rude officious clerk who said "I'm doing you a favor by being here". I was behind the line and I am normally not upset by people enforcing rules they have no control over. I am getting pretty sick of a fucking clerk acting like Joan of Arc! She was wearing her mask well below her nose, btw
Posted by: CN at April 16, 2020 07:41 AM (ONvIw)
Its interesting that a Constitutional Amendment was made to:
1) Make the Pres and VP be of the same ticket
2) Extend elections to former slaves
3) Women's suffrage
4) Remove the poll tax
5) Allow teenagers to vote in serious elections.
6) Term limits on Pres
7) Succession
Disability of Pres.
But no amendment necessary at all to get non-citizens and the deceased to vote, or to permit individuals to vote multiple times.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 16, 2020 07:41 AM (C+evo)
lol
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 07:42 AM (arJlL)
I had a dream I was a black guy standing on a balcony in a cheap motel in Memphis when I got shot..............
NO that was a movie Pheww.
Posted by: saf at April 16, 2020 07:42 AM (5IHGB)
So you are cool with foreigners and non-citizens voting in US elections.
But denying the retired and disabled from voting.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 16, 2020 07:43 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 16, 2020 07:44 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 07:44 AM (ZCEU2)
DR OSEDEBAMEN also cure my husband Genital herpes virus through his herbal medicine, he has medicine
1. MEDICINE FOR HERPES VIRUS
2. MEDICINE FOR INFERTILITY
3. MEDICINE FOR FIBROID
4. MEDICINE FOR CANCER
5. MEDICINE FOR HIV/AID
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