Michigan State Democrat Representative Wins Her Fight Against the Chinese Flu; Credits Hydroxychloroquine and... Donald Trump

Quick, media, censor her for spreading Dangerously True Information.

And then doxx her.


A Democratic state representative from Detroit is crediting hydroxychloroquine -- and Republican President Donald Trump who touted the drug -- for saving her in her battle with the coronavirus.

State Rep. Karen Whitsett, who learned Monday she has tested positive for COVID-19, said she started taking hydroxychloroquine on March 31, prescribed by her doctor, after both she and her husband sought treatment for a range of symptoms on March 18.

"It was less than two hours" before she started to feel relief, said Whitsett, who had experienced shortness of breath, swollen lymph nodes, and what felt like a sinus infection. She is still experiencing headaches, she said.

...

Trump, at his daily coronavirus briefings, has repeatedly touted the drug in combination with the antibiotic azithromycin, despite criticism from health professionals that it is unproven and potentially dangerous. There have also been complaints that Trump's remarks have resulted in a shortage of the drug for those people who normally use it for its recommended purposes.

But Whitsett said Trump's comments helped in her case.

"It has a lot to do with the president ... bringing it up," Whitsett said. "He is the only person who has the power to make it a priority."

Asked if she thinks Trump may have saved her life, Whitsett said: "Yes, I do," and "I do thank him for that."

By the way, Whitsett was already familiar with HCQ, because she takes it for lupus. But she credits Trump for suggesting to her that it could be useful against coronavirus.

Quite a few doctors around the world are reporting success with the HCQ treatment, which is what makes the deranged media's full-on attack on it (and hit pieces on doctors prescribing it) treasonous.


The American Thoracic Society just issued new guidelines supporting the use of HCQ for coronavirus.

The American Thoracic Society issued guidelines Monday that suggest COVID-19 patients with pneumonia get doses of the anti-malaria drug.

"To prescribe hydroxychloroquine (or chloroquine) to hospitalized patients with COVID-19 pneumonia if all of the following apply: a) shared decision-making is possible, b) data can be collected for interim comparisons of patients who received hydroxychloroquine (or chloroquine) versus those who did not, c) the illness is sufficiently severe to warrant investigational therapy, and d) the drug is not in short supply," the Thoracic Society said.

Oh, and there's a press conference scheduled, which will begin soon. Here's the YouTube link.

I think it was slated for 5pm.

Posted by: Ace at 05:07 PM




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1 first

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 06, 2020 05:07 PM (DjiZK)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:07 PM (zZbCU)

3 Calling the corgs

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 06, 2020 05:07 PM (DjiZK)

4 She should hang lower at the Hague.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:08 PM (Eicbe)

5 meh willowed all

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:08 PM (8fB/R)

6 But, sure, believe the polls that say Trump losing to Biden 7 months out from the election.

Trump has elected Democrats (from this state rep to the governor of New York) openly praising Trump for his leadership.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:08 PM (zZbCU)

7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlvb4p15DhE

press conference

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:08 PM (M5wRT)

8 And Susan Rice is out there saying Trump has killed tens of thousands with his mishandling of this

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (5bxa0)

9


Looks like it's gonna be an early night.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (MQ0v4)

10 A poll troll in the top 10??? What is this world coming to...

Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (a0IVu)

11 Anecdotal!

Posted by: Dr. Fauci, Worldwide expert, bow before me at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (H8QX8)

12 Friggin poll troll

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (5bxa0)

13 Willowed:

My leftist coworkers have all been REEEEEEEEE we need to stay shutdown for 2 months minimum REEEE Trump is trying to kill us by wanting to end it sooner, REEEEEEEEEEEE

We just took a 20% pay cut company wide.

They're all suddenly reeeeeeeally quiet now.

Posted by: Two Weeks From DONT TRUST CHINA, CHINA IS ASSHOE at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (+dsLj)

14 A Democratic state representative from Detroit is crediting hydroxychloroquine -- and Republican President Donald Trump who touted the drug -- for saving her in her battle with the coronavirus.

more please

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (8fB/R)

15 And Susan Rice is out there saying Trump has killed tens of thousands with his mishandling of this

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (5bxa0)
---
By not flat-out lying on all the blab shows?

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (Eicbe)

16 Jon Karl is there.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:10 PM (M5wRT)

17
By the way, Whitsett was already familiar with HCQ, because she takes it for lupus. But she credits Trump for suggesting to her that it could be useful against coronavirus.


Is there a logical disconnect here?
If she already takes, then...??

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:10 PM (cCaW5)

18 Trump has elected Democrats (from this state rep to the governor of New York) openly praising Trump for his leadership.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:08 PM


But as soon as their party masters snap their fingers the knives will come out.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2020 05:10 PM (axyOa)

19 A poll troll in the top 10??? What is this world coming to...
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (a0IVu)


Soros is paying the guy, and he couldn't even be first.

Sad.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2020 05:10 PM (hku12)

20
Only until you feel the affects personally. People are dumb.

Democrats are dumb and evil.

This one broke free for one minute because it was her life at stake.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (8fB/R)

21 LOLGFCNN. Again.

Never fail to remind the planet that CNN is the most busted name in news.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (ykYG2)

22 The guy in a mask--if he's a "reporter" and not a technician: wonder what he'll do with the mask when he pops a question.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (M5wRT)

23 Missed projections from the models and positive results from HQ + Z reported by doctors; that'll be hard to tamp down

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (zUdXR)

24 zink
zinq
zinc

moar zinc too

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (JFO2v)

25 Get away with you little troll. Not going to find any takers here.

Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (gLRfa)

26 littlejohn

Fuck off

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (5bxa0)

27 Did Ace put the time machine in reverse?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (dfRN6)

28 28 Get away with you little troll. Not going to find any takers here.
Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (gLRfa)

==========

I don't know...I think he's convinced me to vote for Pat Buchanan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (zZbCU)

29 Trump should invite Biden to come join the pressers live, so America can judge for itself. Think CNN want's to show that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (8JqLB)

30 can someone delete the poll licker?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (ykYG2)

31 Now this is a " Karen" I respect. Honesty, from a Democrat. We live in a strange time.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (90T4r)

32 Yes yes littleshit.


Biden is going to be coronated Applesauce King and all will be well...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (MQ0v4)

33 zappetty zap zap zap

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (PbpT7)

34 Double blind controlled studies have shown the smaller one's micro-dick is, the more likely they will troll an AOS thread by a factor of 42%.

Posted by: Two Weeks From DONT TRUST CHINA, CHINA IS ASSHOE at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (+dsLj)

35
Willowed:
Virus deaths down in Italy, Spain and France. Just when they started HCQ more anecdotally.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (r+sAi)

36
I don't know...I think he's convinced me to vote for Pat Buchanan.

Pat Paulsen

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (5bxa0)

37 Posted by: littlejohndick at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (hKQYf)

FIFY bitch

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (zDwuO)

38 Karen is kinda cute, just sayin

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (ifmtJ)

39 Fox is now confirming that Boris is not involved in any decisions for the UK.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (ZLI7S)

40 Trump would be better off scrapping these pressers.


Hitting Acosta with a chair would be a great start.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (MQ0v4)

41 39
I don't know...I think he's convinced me to vote for Pat Buchanan.

Pat Paulsen
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (5bxa0)

=========

Robert Paulson.

His name was Robert Paulson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (zZbCU)

42 32 Trump should invite Biden to come join the pressers live, so America can judge for itself. Think CNN want's to show that?

I'd pay to see that

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (5bxa0)

43
Oh great, a poll dancer. Yay. Go write for HotAir, bitch.

I posit that all poll trolls are Allahpundit, hoping that someone besides the six or seven people who read his site will hear him jack off to crosstabs for ten thousand words.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (Ai0p/)

44 And Susan Rice is out there saying Trump has killed tens of thousands with his mishandling of this

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (5bxa0)



Rice has never heard of the baseline "do nothing" option.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (1g7ch)

45 littlejohn





Early nigh for Trump. Are you a betting ..person ? 'case I am ready if you are.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (zr5Kq)

46 34 Now this is a " Karen" I respect. Honesty, from a Democrat. We live in a strange time.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (90T4r)

claimed she spits but swallows

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (JFO2v)

47 44 39
I don't know...I think he's convinced me to vote for Pat Buchanan.

Pat Paulsen
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (5bxa0)

=========

Robert Paulson.

His name was Robert Paulson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (zZbCU)

And now his watch has ended...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (ifmtJ)

48 Am I the only one, or does the simple affirmative tense of

"Members of the Coronavirus Task Force Hold a Press Briefing" that the WH uses remind anyone of Always Sunny titles?

If the TF is the gang, which is who?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (LWu6U)

49 Fox is now confirming that Boris is not involved in any decisions for the UK.

God help GB if the likes of Corbin step in

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (5bxa0)

50 36 zappetty zap zap zap
Posted by: ace at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (PbpT7)

(hKQYf)

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (M5wRT)

51 Ha. Navarro bitch slapped Fauci in Sunday's meeting. Results are FEMA released 29 million doses of the hydroxychloroquine. Ask Fauci for his private emails.

Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (WX+x0)

52 oh yea, forgot Boris's gf tested positive too and she is pregnant.

ugh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (8fB/R)

53 "It was less than two hours" before she started to feel relief, said Whitsett


Powerful juju, bwana.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (MQ0v4)

54 "Only CNN would ask that question": That was what I heard Trump say yesterday, along with winding up the presser with a great flourish when he called some reporter's impertinent comment a "wise guy question."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (rpbg1)

55 Susan Rice is a particularly loathsome piece of shit.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (iydjf)

56 47 And Susan Rice is out there saying Trump has killed tens of thousands with his mishandling of this

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (5bxa0)



Rice has never heard of the baseline "do nothing" option.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (1g7ch)

If we tested universally and moved people with HIV to an island how long would it take to get rid of disease.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (JFO2v)

57 We just took a 20% pay cut company wide.

They're all suddenly reeeeeeeally quiet now.
Posted by: Two Weeks From DONT TRUST CHINA, CHINA IS ASSHOE at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (+dsLj)


Aaaaaahaahaahaha. Get fucked. Except for you. Sorry about getting 20% less and working with idiots.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (KnJdm)

58 oh yea, forgot Boris's gf tested positive too and she is pregnant.

Oh no... Prayers

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (5bxa0)

59 I suspect that once trump gives the all clear, no dem will want to be the first to drop the lockdown in their state. It will be like when no one wanted to be the first to stop clapping for stalin.

Posted by: Pliney at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (nzKWW)

60 Virus deaths down in Italy, Spain and France. Just when they started HCQ more anecdotally.

****************

Almost like... some kind of... connection here...

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Laid Off (China is ASSHOE) at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (+dsLj)

61 They moved up the presser ?

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (zr5Kq)

62 Asked if she thinks Trump may have saved her life, Whitsett said: "Yes, I do," and "I do thank him for that."

kind of brings tears to your eyes. Someone is thanking Trump. Unicorns and rainbows appear. And those pigs with wings.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (8fB/R)

63 58 Susan Rice is a particularly loathsome piece of shit.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (iydjf)

" Farsi Ferret" is very apt.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (90T4r)

64 60 Virus deaths down in Italy, Spain and France. Just when they started HCQ more anecdotally.

****************

Almost like... some kind of... connection here...
Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Laid Off (China is ASSHOE) at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (+dsLj)

Nah man, like the goop girls tell me, they've just stopped being afraid of this flu, bro.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (IB++I)

65 And its used for lupus and rheumatoid arthritis today because it was a malaria drug being used off-label!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (TQ/zJ)

66 I think Newsome and Cuomo will have a steel cage death match for the 2024 D nomination. Biden is the sacrificial lamb IMO. Imagine if Pence runs with PDT as VP!

Posted by: jmel at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (OeWgo)

67 51 Am I the only one, or does the simple affirmative tense of

"Members of the Coronavirus Task Force Hold a Press Briefing" that the WH uses remind anyone of Always Sunny titles?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (LWu6U)

Reminds me of Horton Hears a Who.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (M5wRT)

68 i missed the BoJo post...ugh...prayers for him to recover and also his fiancee and their baby.

Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

69 sted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (5bxa0)

Parliamentary system, and the election just happened. No way the massive Tory majority is voting Corbyn or for any Labour wanker. My worry is they'll pick one of the wets but, it's not much of a worry, since the last election ran a lot of the wets out.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (ykYG2)

70
OANN for watching the coronavirus presser:
https://www.youtube.com/user/1americanews

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (LIhNq)

71 We will get through this.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (l9m7l)

72 Susan did not age well. Looks like 500 miles of hard driving.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (JFO2v)

73 Trump should invite Biden to come join the pressers live, so America can judge for itself. Think CNN want's to show that?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (8JqLB)



You know who else wanted to gas retarded people?

*holds two digits under nose*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)

74 *POOF*

Troll-b-gone

works everytime

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (zDwuO)

75 My expectation remains unchanged: Trump emerges from this even stronger than before, with specific impetus/political environment favorable to his long-standing themes of decoupling from China, rebuilding self-sufficiency in key areas, and the kind of crisis-management cred that only comes from being an incumbent during a problem and handling it well.

Due to Stupidity Inertia and the absence of a press, however, still see him adding only 3 states to 2016.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (El6T/)

76 Biden is going to be coronated Applesauce King and all will be well...


Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (MQ0v4)

++++
LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (VuPN9)

77 I've got it. I'm not calling them "left" because "left" and "right" never translated from Europe to America.

I'm not calling them liberal, for obvious reasons.

I'm not calling them progressive, because they want to save the planet by reversing technological process.

I'm calling them The Unhinged.

Cause they are.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (Eicbe)

78 Spontaneous protesters and shit, yo!

Posted by: Susie Rice at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (DB16e)

79 Imagine if Pence runs with PDT as VP!

Can't by the constitution. And I think Trump will be so worn out by then he won't want any part of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

80 >>I suspect that once trump gives the all clear, no dem will want to be the first to drop the lockdown in their state. It will be like when no one wanted to be the first to stop clapping for stalin.

They may not want to but unless they have a money tree at the state house they are going to hurting for money. NY was broke before this hit, imagine what their finances look like now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)

81 RE: "By the way, Whitsett was already familiar with HCQ, because she takes it for lupus..."

Incorrect, she took it before for Lyme disease.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (zqs/f)

82


Is that CNN guy for real being such a fucking asshole?

Who tells that idiot to be such a prick. Wow.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (lg/F7)

83 Aaaaaahaahaahaha. Get fucked. Except for you. Sorry about getting 20% less and working with idiots.

************

Nah it'll be fine, although it was grating to see the suburban stasi demand we all shutdown until it started directly impacting their paychecks and you know, the little things like paying the mortgage and putting food on the table.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Laid Off (China is ASSHOE) at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (+dsLj)

84 Well, her career is over, but she's right; unlike the media, the president is trying to help people get better.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (bkUtD)

85
" Farsi Ferret" is very apt.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (90T4r)

------

I think you're thinking of the rodentesque Valerie Jarrett.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (Ai0p/)

86 I'm calling them The Unhinged.

Cause they are.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (Eicbe)

Pinko Commie Scum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (A5zUN)

87 You know who else wanted to gas retarded people?

*holds two digits under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)


Pancho Villa?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (1g7ch)

88 Karen Whitsett took the red pill and now she 's feeling much better.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (guGkK)

89 87 You know who else wanted to gas retarded people?

*holds two digits under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)


Pancho Villa?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (1g7ch)

==========

Charlie Chaplin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (zZbCU)

90 *holds two digits under nose*

Only person I can think of who'd try picking both nostrils at once is Joe Biden.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (ykYG2)

91 Italy/Spain death curve also follows normal epidemic path. Much more detail on those two cases was behind the radical change in COVID modeling reflected in the projections starting yesterday.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (El6T/)

92 >>>Is that CNN guy for real being such a fucking asshole?

Who tells that idiot to be such a prick. Wow.



Likely comes from Zucker.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (bkUtD)

93 85
" Farsi Ferret" is very apt.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (90T4r)

------

I think you're thinking of the rodentesque Valerie Jarrett.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (Ai0p/)

Ah yes, yes I was. Hard to keep the felons straight at times.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (90T4r)

94 They always say 5 o'clock and it never is... Maybe they like to make the weasels sit there longer

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (5bxa0)

95
89 87 You know who else wanted to gas retarded people?

*holds two digits under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)


Pancho Villa?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (1g7ch)

==========

Charlie Chaplin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Higgins?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (cCaW5)

96 89 87 You know who else wanted to gas retarded people?

*holds two digits under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)


Pancho Villa?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (1g7ch)

==========

Charlie Chaplin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (zZbCU)

Don Lemon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (A5zUN)

97 They say 5PM but today Navarro is going to have a private talk with Fauci before the presentation.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (BDGro)

98 88 Karen Whitsett took the red pill and now she 's feeling much better.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (guGkK)


Heh.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (90T4r)

99 imagine what their finances look like now.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)

Well, I know first hand that my wife's hospital system up here in lil ole Maine is running an $85m PER MONTH deficit while this shut down is in effect.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (9V81o)

100 seen on Twitter:

"CNN is the wet market of news."

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (G546f)

101 I suspect that once trump gives the all clear, no dem will want to be the first to drop the lockdown in their state. It will be like when no one wanted to be the first to stop clapping for stalin.

That is my concern, when the president annouces we can start going back to normal and Cuomo says "no"

That and... when this stuff comes back, because it will, do we lock down the nation AGAIN? Its not going to disappear, N1H1 was killing people 3 years later.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (KZzsI)

102 Trump: "I want to save lives. I don't want it to be in a lab for the next year and a half as people are dying all over the place... only CNN would ask that question. Fake News."

Love this man.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (8fB/R)

103 65 And its used for lupus and rheumatoid arthritis today because it was a malaria drug being used off-label!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (TQ/zJ)

Quote from FDA

For example, said Dr. McKee, daratumumab (Darzalex) was first approved for multiple myeloma in November 2015; a supplemental new drug application for another indication showed similar response rates, resulting in a second approval 1 year later and a third only 7 months after that.

lolgf

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (JFO2v)

104 een on Twitter:

"CNN is the wet market of news."
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (G546f)


Niiiiice !

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (zr5Kq)

105 71
We will get through this.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (l9m7l)

+++
I certainly hope so. Right now I feel like we are in a fricking vortex with no exit.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (VuPN9)

106 66 I think Newsome and Cuomo will have a steel cage death match for the 2024 D nomination. Biden is the sacrificial lamb IMO. Imagine if Pence runs with PDT as VP


Was wondering about Trump as VP this am. Is that even possible? Though I'll take him as Fl governor or senator too.

Posted by: Floridachick at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (iirbI)

107 Creepy Uncle Joe would be sniffing up behind the three female heads sitting and waiting for the presser.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (1g7ch)

108 "CNN is the wet market of news."

Because it's full of unsourced material and batshit?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (ykYG2)

109 I'll be back.

State Superintendent of Edukation making a major announcement shortly.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (axyOa)

110 100 seen on Twitter:

"CNN is the wet market of news."
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (G546f)


Oh, that's... perfect.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (wGeit)

111 Nothing wrong with the WH press corps that a tune up with a golf club won't cure. Meh, maybe some may need a second tune up.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (/ARnS)

112 97 They say 5PM but today Navarro is going to have a private talk with Fauci before the presentation.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM
_______________

Gotta run thermal scans in case some presstitute is tryin' infect the Donald.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (DB16e)

113 Being a Trump-watcher there's only one bet: Put the house on HCQ to Win!


IN a fairer world Trump would be declared Emperor after the HCQ call--assuming it worked as hoped.

In the world of the FNM Trump will be rewarded with another investigation and impeachment.

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (xXx5y)

114 Inquisitor being especially redundant to Birx, yesterday?, Trump stepped in front of the dais to the edge of the stage and told the reporter his question was over.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (BDGro)

115 101 I suspect that once trump gives the all clear, no dem will want to be the first to drop the lockdown in their state. It will be like when no one wanted to be the first to stop clapping for stalin.

That is my concern, when the president annouces we can start going back to normal and Cuomo says "no"

That and... when this stuff comes back, because it will, do we lock down the nation AGAIN? Its not going to disappear, N1H1 was killing people 3 years later.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (KZzsI)

Trump has the armed forces to go in and save people from enemies foreign and domestic, right?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (LIhNq)

116 Trolls celebrating a possible depression are a treasonous disgrace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (WI7YS)

117 Reporter chick with the weave is NOT 6 feet from the one she keeps talking to on the back row.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (MQ0v4)

118 96 89 87 You know who else wanted to gas retarded people?

*holds two digits under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)


Pancho Villa?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (1g7ch)

==========

Charlie Chaplin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (zZbCU)

Don Lemon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (A5zUN)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (ifmtJ)

119 >>>Well, I know first hand that my wife's hospital system up here in lil ole Maine is running an $85m PER MONTH deficit while this shut down is in effect.



The city was giving us and the firefighters hazard pay since we have to deal with people all the time. Then the pencil pushers who were working at home demanded it too. It was a nice four days...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (bkUtD)

120
I suspect that once trump gives the all clear, no dem will want to be the first to drop the lockdown in their state. It will be like when no one wanted to be the first to stop clapping for stalin.

Posted by: Pliney



You're right.
It will be the quite the CONUNDRUM, because The Natives are already getting Restless.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (cCaW5)

121 We will get through this.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (l9m7l)

+++
I certainly hope so. Right now I feel like we are in a fricking vortex with no exit.

I'm so bored I have to hang out with you guys..


I kid , I kid

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (5bxa0)

122 Shame that all these people claiming to recover with Hydroxychloroquine will need to be hanged at the Hague as co-conspirators.

Damn shame.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (Eicbe)

123 savage

Posted by: joe at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (fYFzF)

124 >>>Trolls celebrating a possible depression are a treasonous disgrace.


They don't care; most of them are on the government dole.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (bkUtD)

125
But my Mailman is still getting paid to deliver Trash into my mailbox every day.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (cCaW5)

126 resulting in a second approval 1 year later and a third only 7 months after that.

so in a year or 2 chloroquine ok!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (JFO2v)

127 I suspect that once trump gives the all clear, no dem will want to be the first to drop the lockdown in their state. It will be like when no one wanted to be the first to stop clapping for stalin.

Posted by: Pliney
---
What?! We let a good crisis go to waste?!!

Posted by: Nanzi Peelousy at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (Eicbe)

128 123 savage
Posted by: joe

OHH YEAHHH!!!

Posted by: Zombie Macho Man at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (zDwuO)

129 81 RE: "By the way, Whitsett was already familiar with HCQ, because she takes it for lupus..."

Incorrect, she took it before for Lyme disease.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (zqs/f)


Could be syphilis.

Posted by: Dr House at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (ZfRYq)

130 Creepy Uncle Joe will be heartbroken having to stay 6 feet away from women

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (ZCEU2)

131 That and... when this stuff comes back, because it will, do we lock down the nation AGAIN? Its not going to disappear, N1H1 was killing people 3 years later.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (KZzsI)


Hopefully by then we'll have a vaccine or a known effective treatment.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (wGeit)

132 Fauci and the media have blood on their hands.


Make your own plans.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (iQmdl)

133 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)

134 Karen is not only a female Democrat, she is black.

Posted by: Cheri at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (oiNtH)

135 My dog has had an upset stomach all day. Hurts me to see it.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (Uu+Jp)

136 They don't care; most of them are on the government dole.

Or are so wealthy it won't affect them much. Someone like Bill Gates can lose 90% of his fortune and still be a multi millionaire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

137 Chick that just walked in in the front row, right, is built for comfort, not speed.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (ufFY8)

138 Trolls celebrating a possible depression are a treasonous disgrace.
---
Maherists.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (Eicbe)

139 Wow. BBC says:

White House due to give coronavirus briefing

They are not usually so straightforward.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (M5wRT)

140 I'm so bored I have to hang out with you guys..


I kid , I kid
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (5bxa0)

Today I got so bored, I pulled a rootball stump out of my neighbor's yard with my Humvee.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (9V81o)

141 Barr and Durham doing the fan dance. Zilch. Nada.
Bumpkis. I. Want. To. Believe. Nah bro just think I will drink instead. Fire the fat ass.

Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (WX+x0)

142 Cuomo's got a chance in 2024, but not Newsom.

Too smarmy, and I think most California Democrats are dead on arrival these days in terms of national elections, especially early primary states.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (+oVP5)

143 A Democratic state representative from Detroit

-

I'm betting that's a very, very particular type of Democrat state representative, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (41rs/)

144 Creepy Uncle Joe will be heartbroken having to stay 6 feet away from women
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (ZCEU2)



That only means his head. He's got long arms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (guGkK)

145 I miss the Macho Man. Such fine cheese.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (ifmtJ)

146 That and... when this stuff comes back, because it will, do we lock down the nation AGAIN? Its not going to disappear, N1H1 was killing people 3 years later.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (KZzsI)

Trump has the armed forces to go in and save people from enemies foreign and domestic, right?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (LIhNq)


They will have to lockdown again, yeah. This is why I'm skeptical that we come out of this ok.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (IB++I)

147 You know who else wanted to gas retarded people?

*holds two digits under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)


Pancho Villa?
Posted by: Burnt Toast

---

Charlie Chaplin?

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (hZ6Q2)

148 >>>Or are so wealthy it won't affect them much. Someone like Bill Gates can lose 90% of his fortune and still be a multi millionaire.



See also: Hollywood a-holes. Although Hollywood in and of itself is taking a drubbing, as well as the SJW comic book industry.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (bkUtD)

149 I suspect that once trump gives the all clear, no dem will want to be the first to drop the lockdown in their state. It will be like when no one wanted to be the first to stop clapping for stalin.

There's no upside to lifting the lockdown. Every death going forward is going to be hung around your neck.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (wGeit)

150 She is really struggling with those cables. Some man should offer to help.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (MQ0v4)

151 *holds two digits under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)


Pancho Villa?
Posted by: Burnt Toast

--

No, no, that's called a "Dirty Sanchez."

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (hZ6Q2)

152 G*D Dammit!

Who is going to sign up to buy my vaccine and pay for a digital passport if all they need is to phone their GP for a Mother F'ing prescription and take some zinc!!!

This must end now. Do SOMETHING. Media, I'm paying you.

Posted by: Bill Gates of Hell at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (+GvJk)

153 116 Trolls celebrating a possible depression are a treasonous disgrace.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (WI7YS)

.22 short behind right ear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z6MJIjCJ20

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (JFO2v)

154 Reporters should be made to shout UNCLEAN UNCLEAN everywhere they go.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (Uu+Jp)

155 That and... when this stuff comes back, because it will, do we lock down the nation AGAIN?

-

This is why it's important to elect the Democrat presidential candidate, citizen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (41rs/)

156 What's so hard to understand that when people are dying, that you try all options, especially those with no downside.

There enough anecdotal evidence this works. You have some doctors already saying that for most situations it will save lives.

The only conclusion you can make is CNN wants people dead. F that guy asking questions.

And by the way, that's the President you sniveling little cock bandit. Treat him with respect.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (OvKdi)

157 Well, Newsome is already President of his own country, and all.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (90T4r)

158 136 They don't care; most of them are on the government dole.

Or are so wealthy it won't affect them much. Someone like Bill Gates can lose 90% of his fortune and still be a multi millionaire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (KZzsI)


He'd still be a billionaire with 10% of his fortune.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (wGeit)

159 Legs!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (MQ0v4)

160 >>There's no upside to lifting the lockdown. Every death going forward is going to be hung around your neck.

Trump gave them cover to shut down. He will give them cover to open.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

161 Barr and Durham doing the fan dance. Zilch. Nada.
Bumpkis. I. Want. To. Believe. Nah bro just think I will drink instead. Fire the fat ass.
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (WX+x0)


#twoweeks

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (1g7ch)

162 157 Well, Newsome is already President of his own country, and all.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (90T4r)

Californiacation

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (JFO2v)

163 I hope you're taking care of yourself, Ace.

thank you for all your work.

will hit tip jar.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (d7Ww2)

164 Him. Watching OAN for first time. Great national and international news so far. May have to keep it up.

Posted by: Dingbat at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (KylN9)

165 161 Barr and Durham doing the fan dance. Zilch. Nada.
Bumpkis. I. Want. To. Believe. Nah bro just think I will drink instead. Fire the fat ass.
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (WX+x0)


#twoweeks

Tick tock

Posted by: Hannity droning on and on at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (5bxa0)

166 unless they have a money tree at the state house
Posted by: JackStraw

Well, we had one called "estate taxes", but that damn orange man is doing his best ruin that harvest to

Posted by: State Comptrollers at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (LWu6U)

167 158 136 They don't care; most of them are on the government dole.

Or are so wealthy it won't affect them much. Someone like Bill Gates can lose 90% of his fortune and still be a multi millionaire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

He'd still be a billionaire with 10% of his fortune.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (wGeit)

2%

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (JFO2v)

168 Ha. Navarro bitch slapped Fauci in Sunday's meeting. Results are FEMA released 29 million doses of the hydroxychloroquine. Ask Fauci for his private emails.

Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM
------------------------
Link??? And are you saying Navarro "asked" Fauci for his emails?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (Dhht7)

169 There's no upside to lifting the lockdown. Every death going forward is going to be hung around your neck.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (wGeit)
____________________

Incentive to start calling balls and strikes on the death count instead of "everyones dying of 'rona" it seems like we have now.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (DB16e)

170 The smackdowns are sweet!

Posted by: scottst at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (ojBxe)

171 When you get very, very sick and very scared, when you (and your loved ones) start to feel relief and that you will survive this thing, you don't care what the politics are of the person that promoted it.....not at all.

I don't see her walking this back.

Posted by: Cheri at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (oiNtH)

172 Today I got so bored, I pulled a rootball stump out of my neighbor's yard with my Humvee.
Posted by: Defenestratus


that sounds like fun, actually

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)

173 Read that Bezos is world's richest person. 115$ Billion.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (90T4r)

174
Link??? And are you saying Navarro "asked" Fauci for his emails?

Posted by: olddog


No, that was a separate thought.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (cCaW5)

175 Candice Owens was on Seb Gorka and said guy on hospice care caught the Wuhan and of course that was labled is cause of demise just to add another to their list.

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (ZCEU2)

176 5:45 now

Posted by: Hannity droning on and on at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (5bxa0)

177 No. I just want Fauci's emails. He is a weasel and double minded.

Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (WX+x0)

178 .22 short behind right ear

***********

Why the shits does the left ear always get off scott free?

Posted by: The Right Ear at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (+dsLj)

179 Is Conservative Angle a reliable thing or no?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (MQ0v4)

180 159 Legs!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (MQ0v4)

I rewound the feed... as advertised!

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (zqs/f)

181 Yes, the way to do it is to lift it nationally, and refer to the Guvs to do their job. If a state is bad that Guv can deal with it while the rest of the nation moves on economically. We shouldn't be subject to NY recovering to get back to business.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (r+sAi)

182 They would rather see people die than Orange Man Bad get a win on this. Do they not realize that him getting a "win" on this means everyone wins? Oh who am I kidding, they do, they just hate us that much.

Posted by: Gman at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (J611q)

183 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
·
3m
White House news conference at 5:45 P.M. Eastern. Thank you!

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (M5wRT)

184 It's time for a little drinky poo

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (BDGro)

185 If Navarro gets Fauci emails and finds out he has been communicating with the globalists to take Trump down with this bs, I can't even imagine the depths of GEOTUS rage.

Posted by: jmel at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (OeWgo)

186 I admire the new tycoons like Gates etc, they jumped on something and were smart about it, and cashed in. I just wish they were more Rockefeller and Morgan and less Stalin and Mao.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (KZzsI)

187 Mr President!!! MR PRESIDENT!!!!111!!

What do you say to those who are dead?

"Well, I spoke with Joe today, or at least I spoke AT him."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (+fPHo)

188 Burn the heretic!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (pw+jk)

189 did I miss the presser or what

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (iTXRQ)

190 Why the shits does the left ear always get off scott free?
Posted by: The Right Ear at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (+dsLj)

Because the left ear gets to party on a Jamaican beach after it is all over.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (A5zUN)

191 169 There's no upside to lifting the lockdown. Every death going forward is going to be hung around your neck.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (wGeit)
____________________

Incentive to start calling balls and strikes on the death count instead of "everyones dying of 'rona" it seems like we have now.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (DB16e)

They never said 'everyone will die of the 'rona', it was always 3%.

Anyway, everyone is anxious to raise the lockdown asap, but it remains questionable if the proper measures are in place to prevent a resurgence in the fall, which may be much worse, that will require another lockdown.

Most people saying otherwise are just playing politics with one another, trying to look more 'responsible' and 'serious' than someone else. That's what the whole game is. There's almost zero contact with reality.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (IB++I)

192 Candice Owens

*********

Candace is my bunny snuggles boom boom.

Well somewhere in the multiverse on Earth #33 she is.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (+dsLj)

193 173 Read that Bezos is world's richest person. 115$ Billion.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (90T4r)

had to give half away for fucking great pussy

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (JFO2v)

194 ok 1745

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (iTXRQ)

195 I had a Debbie Downer moment at the mention of her having taken it for lupus. Would like to believe it's got prophylactic application, too.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (rUpwv)

196 @157: "Well, Newsome is already President of his own country, and all."

His whole "nation-state" schtick is soooo weird. It's basically his way of insisting that he's just as important and powerful as the leaders of France and Italy. And you know what they say about having to say you're powerful.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (+oVP5)

197 Oh who am I kidding, they do, they just hate us that much.

They love power and comfort that much. They want to control everything that much. You don't matter one way or another to them, as long as they get what they want.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (KZzsI)

198 163 I hope you're taking care of yourself, Ace.

thank you for all your work.

will hit tip jar.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (d7Ww2)

I just hit the tip jar, myself.

Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (iuFgi)

199 69 sted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (5bxa0)

Parliamentary system, and the election just happened. No way the massive Tory majority is voting Corbyn or for any Labour wanker. My worry is they'll pick one of the wets but, it's not much of a worry, since the last election ran a lot of the wets out.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (ykYG2)


=======

No worries about that then. Dominic Raab (the Foreign Minster and defacto acting PM) is more hardline than Bojo on Brexit.

Posted by: Jackal at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (o3+fQ)

200 188 Burn the heretic!!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (pw+jk)

Shun the non-believer!

Shun!

Shun!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (A5zUN)

201 https://tinyurl.com/rnrt9rg

Don't know about this "Conservative Angle" as far as fact vs fiction.


But I would subscribe to this newsletter.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (MQ0v4)

202 Fauci is smart but he is not wise. He is a fool.
His letter to the shart beast was a tongue bath.

Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:31 PM (WX+x0)

203 175 Candice Owens was on Seb Gorka and said guy on hospice care caught the Wuhan and of course that was labled is cause of demise just to add another to their list.
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (ZCEU2)


By the same token, they aren't doing postmortem testing on people who die. There is some unknown number of Chinese Lung Rot victims that are getting recorded as pneumonia.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:31 PM (wGeit)

204 I really don't get that much info from the pressers I just like to watch Trump slap people around.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 05:31 PM (r+sAi)

205 I GOT HIM!!! I GOT HIM!!!!

Joe Biden's speech writer!!!!!

Professor Irwin Corey, The World's Greatest Authority

https://tinyurl.com/grzfkpu

Darn I'm good.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 06, 2020 05:31 PM (T09ml)

206 177 No. I just want Fauci's emails. He is a weasel and double minded.
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (WX+x0)

I read that as double blind

but same

old CYA bureaucrat

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:31 PM (JFO2v)

207 I rewound the feed... as advertised!

Posted by: Serious Cat



Right?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:31 PM (MQ0v4)

208 The Left:

"Don't wear N95 masks, you selfish haters -- you need to save them for people with Covid-19! Dealing with coronavirus should be our #1 priority!"

The Left, two seconds later:

"People with Covid-19 shouldn't take HCQ -- you need to save it for people with other diseases! Coronavirus patients should stop hogging all the good stuff!"

Posted by: zombie at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (N9G0H)

209
You guys ever see a botfly maggot wriggle out of a suppurating wound on a water buffalo's ass and just think "Damn, I'm getting hungry?"

Posted by: Chinese Dude at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (Ai0p/)

210 A Cleveland Steamer on the press corps could only improve it

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (8JqLB)

211 Willowed:

My leftist coworkers have all been REEEEEEEEE we need to stay shutdown for 2 months minimum REEEE Trump is trying to kill us by wanting to end it sooner, REEEEEEEEEEEE

We just took a 20% pay cut company wide.

They're all suddenly reeeeeeeally quiet now.
Posted by: Two Weeks From DONT TRUST CHINA, CHINA IS ASSHOE at April 06,


-------

My kids , who are milineals, are lamenting the fact that they could be making so much more than the $1200.00 check from the government. And they are right.

Posted by: Chillin the most at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (lonOK)

212 Reporters should be made to shout UNCLEAN UNCLEAN everywhere they go.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (Uu+Jp)


The Inglorious Basterds method would work too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (Z4rgH)

213 They say 5PM but today Navarro is going to have a private talk with Fauci before the presentation.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM

You mean a sit down?
Navarro--"Tony, I'm tellin' ya. This Hydroxy stuff works!
Fauci--"All right, I don't want it (HCQ) sold near schools...I don't want it near kids....only give it to Trump supporters.....they're animals anyway...let them lose their souls....'

Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (CqE5x)

214 Reporters should be made to shout UNCLEAN UNCLEAN everywhere they go.
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Its funny, because its true.

*golf clap*

Posted by: nice one at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (V2VWb)

215 If this democrat woman lived, it proves that she is a witch.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (pw+jk)

216 No worries about that then. Dominic Raab (the Foreign Minster and defacto acting PM) is more hardline than Bojo on Brexit.
Posted by: Jackal at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (o3+fQ)

The Brit establishment is really afraid of Raab. While they try to write BoJo off as a show-boating buffoon, they know that Raab is the detail guy that will get Brexit done. He's smart, and he's been thinking about Brexit for a long time.

The BBC will be pulling for BoJo.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 06, 2020 05:33 PM (iuFgi)

217

Navarro v Fauci Round 2

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:33 PM (8fB/R)

218 172 Today I got so bored, I pulled a rootball stump out of my neighbor's yard with my Humvee.
Posted by: Defenestratus


that sounds like fun, actually
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)

So put a good hitch to haul a friend boat on my car. My dad walks up, good job, but dont be jerking out and stumps.

I have no fukn clue what that was about.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:33 PM (JFO2v)

219 If this democrat woman lived, it proves that she is a witch.
=====

She may be a witch, but I'm not.

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at April 06, 2020 05:33 PM (iydjf)

220 217

Navarro v Fauci Round 2

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:33 PM (8fB/R)

Is the fat Ana Navarro?

Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

221 I really don't get that much info from the pressers I just like to watch Trump slap people around.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 05:31 PM (r+sAi)
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I've watched the pressers. There really isn't that much to get. Much thanks to the dumb questions and thin gotcha's of the press.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:33 PM (Eicbe)

222 Navarro v Bearclaw undercard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (A5zUN)

223 Hope it does not come down to us fighting coyotes over a deer carcass when it's all finally over. That might be hyperbole.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (90T4r)

224 @199: "No worries about that then. Dominic Raab (the Foreign Minster and defacto acting PM) is more hardline than Bojo on Brexit."

Technically, the UK doesn't have a formal deputy that automatically ascends. Yes, Johnson deputized Raab for interim decision making, but if Johnson dies, then the party would have to elect a new leader who would be recommended to the Queen.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (+oVP5)

225 ''Parliamentary system, and the election just happened. No way the massive Tory majority is voting Corbyn or for any Labour wanker. ''

Corbyn is out as Labour leader. There's a new guy in charge now.

Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (gLRfa)

226 Anyway, everyone is anxious to raise the lockdown asap, but it remains
questionable if the proper measures are in place to prevent a resurgence
in the fall, which may be much worse, that will require another
lockdown.

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Good luck with that.

We still aren't at a point that justifies the current lockdown, and to the extent they're sure of anything it's that the peak deaths will be this week.

Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (kOpft)

227 The first place I ever saw golf clap used was in Men at Work with Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez.

https://youtu.be/CP6v4T3VT7I

Was it used before that?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

228
Imagine the fun we'll have when we parade mika and the fake indian down the street naked, throwing feces at them?

Shame! Shame!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (cCaW5)

229 I really don't get that much info from the pressers I just like to watch Trump slap people around.

*************

This is how I get my WWE kick now.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (+dsLj)

230 Fauci's an administrator, acting like an academic. The idea that this started here in October, absent definite proof, is more dangerous. If it started here before it was documented in China, this will get uglier for all and the media (and probably Paige Reffe's wifey) will start shitting on Trump.

Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (ONvIw)

231 There's no upside to lifting the lockdown. Every death going forward is going to be hung around your neck.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (wGeit)

But by the same token, the governors will be under a lot of pressure--by voters and businesses--to end the lock down.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (CqE5x)

232 Was it used before that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

On a golf course?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (A5zUN)

233
Eventually, Megan Merkles will be the Ruler of the UK.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (cCaW5)

234 Death is really going to have to get on his pale horse if we are going to see 200K in deaths.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (sVClu)

235 Last post - seriously - just hit the tip jar and will again in future, Ace is a modern day Paine. Keep up the fight folks. And one last fuck you to navybrat and soothsayer. You and yours have no idea what lies ahead.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (SwWMX)

236 I just heard Rep Whitset's story on our local Detroit news station WXYZ Channel 7. They mentioned that she is doing well, at home, under self quarantine. NO mention of HCQ.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (wzzJf)

237 223 Hope it does not come down to us fighting coyotes over a deer carcass when it's all finally over. That might be hyperbole.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (90T4r)

coyotes dont bar b q

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (JFO2v)

238 Fauci's an administrator, acting like an academic. The idea that this started here in October, absent definite proof, is more dangerous. If it started here before it was documented in China, this will get uglier for all and the media (and probably Paige Reffe's wifey) will start shitting on Trump.
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (ONvIw)

It started HERE earlier because it started in CHINA earlier.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (CqE5x)

239 BBC:

Mr Trump had expressed his best wishes to Mr Johnson on Sunday, when the PM had been hospitalised, but was not yet in intensive care. "All Americans are praying for him; he's a friend of mine and a great gentleman," he said during a press briefing.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (M5wRT)

240 People with Covid-19 shouldn't take HCQ -- you need to save it for people with other diseases! Coronavirus patients should stop hogging all the good stuff!"
Posted by: zombie

And if marijuana was said to be a cure they'd be closing down the shops

Posted by: Bruce at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (vd8XM)

241 Which one is the one with legs?

The chick in the middle, front row?She certainly has tight pants.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (ufFY8)

242 227 The first place I ever saw golf clap used was in Men at Work with Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez.

https://youtu.be/CP6v4T3VT7I

Was it used before that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

at golf

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (JFO2v)

243 Peter Navarro not the cnn water buffalo.

Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (WX+x0)

244 224 @199: "No worries about that then. Dominic Raab (the Foreign Minster and defacto acting PM) is more hardline than Bojo on Brexit."

Technically, the UK doesn't have a formal deputy that automatically ascends. Yes, Johnson deputized Raab for interim decision making, but if Johnson dies, then the party would have to elect a new leader who would be recommended to the Queen.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (+oVP5)

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True, however Raab would have to be bit of a favorite to win though.

Posted by: Jackal at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (o3+fQ)

245 !!! The fellow w/sunglasses on his head just brushed his forehead and below his eyes. Good show.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (BDGro)

246 Was it used before that?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, at golf tournaments.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (zqs/f)

247 223 Hope it does not come down to us fighting coyotes over a deer carcass when it's all finally over. That might be hyperbole.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (90T4r)


Just add the coyotes to the stock pot.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (wGeit)

248 233
Eventually, Megan Merkles will be the Ruler of the UK.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (cCaW5)

we survived a half black king suck it up

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (JFO2v)

249 241 Which one is the one with legs?

The chick in the middle, front row?She certainly has tight pants.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (ufFY


All the others are legless??

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (90T4r)

250 'Parliamentary system, and the election just
happened. No way the massive Tory majority is voting Corbyn or for any
Labour wanker. ''



Corbyn is out as Labour leader. There's a new guy in charge now.

Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (gLRfa)

===

And he totes not anti-Jew. He is so sorry for the Jew hate of the previous Labour Wanker.

Also he had a very old bridge over the river Thames for sale.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (pw+jk)

251 There's no upside to lifting the lockdown. Every death going forward is going to be hung around your neck.

**********************

Possibly, but when it threatens THEIR personal livelihood most of the country will give zero fucks about the 1-2% who may die of the flu manchu if it means they can keep their jobs and go back to normal.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (+dsLj)

252

Navarro, a certain position in Ice Hockey. Very formidable.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (8fB/R)

253 we survived a half black king suck it up
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (JFO2v)

queen fucked up my own joke

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (JFO2v)

254

"My leftist coworkers have all been REEEEEEEEE we need to stay shutdown for 2 months minimum REEEE Trump is trying to kill us by wanting to end it sooner, REEEEEEEEEEEE "

I'm engaging in some possible karmic retribution, but it is not entirely bad to see all the progs that I know go on and on about how we need to destroy the economy to save it and all that complain about having no money or engaging with the government to try to get anything, or trying to get a loan and all that.

Reality is fucking them up. I feel bad, but they are all Trump hating jagoffs who would not like me were they to know I'm pretty much a MAGA guy.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (lg/F7)

255 >>Today I got so bored, I pulled a rootball stump out of my neighbor's yard with my Humvee.
Posted by: Defenestratus

What was Brian Tater doing in your neighbors yard?

Posted by: Aviator at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (2cuLk)

256 Out of all those women, Tiger must have got the golf clap

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (8JqLB)

257 >>Just add the coyotes to the stock pot.

That's why I stocked up on Coyote Helper.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (ZLI7S)

258 Here we go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (r4PDB)

259 Also he had a very old bridge over the river Thames for sale.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (pw+jk)

It is in AZ. been there

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (JFO2v)

260 238 Fauci's an administrator, acting like an academic. The idea that this started here in October, absent definite proof, is more dangerous. If it started here before it was documented in China, this will get uglier for all and the media (and probably Paige Reffe's wifey) will start shitting on Trump.
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (ONvIw)

It started HERE earlier because it started in CHINA earlier.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (CqE5x)


I think that's called " glossing".

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (90T4r)

261 All the others are legless??
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (90T4r)

'She's got Stumps!' was one of ZZ Top's earlier, less successful, song ideas...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (A5zUN)

262 I think Trump will GAIN the votes of younger people when he ends this.

They are chomping at the bit.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (CqE5x)

263 So at dosages given for lupus, it's not protective (enough, at least).

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (rbd0C)

264 @244: "True, however Raab would have to be bit of a favorite to win though."

Yeah, but you never know.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (+oVP5)

265 Yeah, I tossed that legless softball, didn't I....

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (ufFY8)

266 Yes, golf clap comes from golf games, derp.

Was it used in a joking reference to damning with faint praise or mockery before the film Men At Work?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (KZzsI)

267 I just heard Rep Whitset's story on our local Detroit news station WXYZ Channel 7. They mentioned that she is doing well, at home, under self quarantine. NO mention of HCQ.
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As I Directed.

Posted by: Bill Gates of Hell, and I Will Prevail against you TRUMP!!! at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (vUAI/)

268 >>> suck it up

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (JFO2v)


Absolutely. We survived a Marxist attempted take over, this ain't nuthin;.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (BDGro)

269 Sign outside of CBS Studios:
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[1] Days since Lost-credibility Incident.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (Eicbe)

270 Possibly, but when it threatens THEIR personal livelihood most of the country will give zero fucks about the 1-2% who may die of the flu manchu if it means they can keep their jobs and go back to normal.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (+dsLj)

It's unlikely that lifting the lockdown will have a huge positive effect if the pandemic is not under control, anyway. People will not be going out as often, etc etc, out of fear of getting infected. It's not like you can just magically make the pandemic's psychological effects disappear by raising the lockdown. Once people are aware of it and see someone they know die, it may as well be Ebola.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (IB++I)

271 I need and want a drink...

Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (WX+x0)

272 266 Yes, golf clap comes from golf games, derp.

Was it used in a joking reference to damning with faint praise or mockery before the film Men At Work?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (KZzsI)

I dunno. In real life, I prefer to use the slow clap for mocking purposes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (A5zUN)

273 that sounds like fun, actually
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)

It was actually pretty hilarious.

Photo of pre-stump removal: https://tinyurl.com/ulyr69x

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (9V81o)

274 I missed the Navarro - Fauci cage match yesterday while I was at working at the grocery store. What exactly happened? Did Navarro punch him out? Lie if have to, please.

Posted by: dantesed at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (88xKn)

275
Sign outside of CBS Studios:

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[1] Days since Lost-credibility Incident.



Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (Eicbe)

====New sign outside CBS:
[0] Days since lost-credibility Incident.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (pw+jk)

276 Fauci waay off stage right.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (ufFY8)

277 Rose McGowan and Alyssa Milano are having a twitter fight. Maybe they'll end up making out under the shower.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (KZzsI)

278 I got a application to mail vote today, I will never do it but its going to be a big hit and fraud possibility is endless.

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (ZCEU2)

279 It's unlikely that lifting the lockdown will have a huge positive effect if the pandemic is not under control, anyway. People will not be going out as often, etc etc, out of fear of getting infected. It's not like you can just magically make the pandemic's psychological effects disappear by raising the lockdown. Once people are aware of it and see someone they know die, it may as well be Ebola.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (IB++I)


Not just people they know, but also celebrities and politicians. If BoJo dies that's going to freak a lot of people out.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (wGeit)

280 277 Rose McGowan and Alyssa Milano are having a twitter fight. Maybe they'll end up making out under the shower.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (KZzsI)

They're getting pretty old...

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (IB++I)

281 Fauci waay off stage right

Closer to the hook...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (5bxa0)

282 Don't take Hydroxychloroquine if you're allergic to Hydroxychloroquine.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

283 ====New sign outside CBS:
[0] Days since lost-credibility Incident.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (pw+jk)

He'll wear out that 0 before anything else. He could safely sell off the other digits for some side corn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (A5zUN)

284 queen fucked up my own joke
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (JFO2v)
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Keep yourself alive.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (Eicbe)

285 Fauci's an administrator, acting like an academic. The idea that this started here in October, absent definite proof, is more dangerous. If it started here before it was documented in China, this will get uglier for all and the media (and probably Paige Reffe's wifey) will start shitting on Trump.
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (ONvIw)

It started HERE earlier because it started in CHINA earlier.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (CqE5x)


I think that's called " glossing".
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Your Whataboutism meme has been superceded.

Posted by: The internet meme status notification system at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (YZ07G)

286 273 that sounds like fun, actually
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)

It was actually pretty hilarious.

Photo of pre-stump removal: https://tinyurl.com/ulyr69x
Posted by: Defenestratus


and the after?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (d7Ww2)

287 Live!

Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (+0uDE)

288 279 It's unlikely that lifting the lockdown will have a huge positive effect if the pandemic is not under control, anyway. People will not be going out as often, etc etc, out of fear of getting infected. It's not like you can just magically make the pandemic's psychological effects disappear by raising the lockdown. Once people are aware of it and see someone they know die, it may as well be Ebola.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (IB++I)

Not just people they know, but also celebrities and politicians. If BoJo dies that's going to freak a lot of people out.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (wGeit)

Right. The gamble here is supposed to be that you take the economic hit right now, stem the pandemic, and be able to open up and flip all the switches on at once.

Trump's on.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (IB++I)

289 Inslee just shut down schools for the rest of the year.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (jWe5r)

290 Do not take Hydroxychloroquine--Orangemanbad.

Posted by: Dem Ad at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (Eicbe)

291

51 % is up!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (8fB/R)

292 Listening to the Kentucky guv. His prog is really coming out.

Sez the people unemployed via the shut-down can rejoice in their humanity in putting other people before their financial health. They should be proud.

What a doofus. Congrats, Kentucky.

Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (L3Rsz)

293 He should Exeunt Stage Right, IMO.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (90T4r)

294 256 Out of all those women, Tiger must have got the golf clap
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (8JqLB)

and a few ball cuts

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (JFO2v)

295 274 I missed the Navarro - Fauci cage match yesterday while I was at working at the grocery store. What exactly happened?
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I think the story referred to a confrontation between them that occurred in one of the task force meetings--not in the press conference.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (sWM8x)

296

No new info on Boris.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (8fB/R)

297 Show time.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (BDGro)

298 It's unlikely that lifting the lockdown will have a huge positive effect if the pandemic is not under control, anyway.

*****

I think it's already abating but yes its going to be a while before people recover, it's definitely not going to be instant normalcy.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (+dsLj)

299 In other news, two sea otters are floating in the sun, side by side.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (ufFY8)

300 PDT's voice cracked a bit, talking about Boris.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (M5wRT)

301 292 Listening to the Kentucky guv. His prog is really coming out.

Sez the people unemployed via the shut-down can rejoice in their humanity in putting other people before their financial health. They should be proud.

What a doofus. Congrats, Kentucky.
Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (L3Rsz)

He's a shit weasel and son of a shit weasel.

Kentucky is strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (A5zUN)

302 If BoJo dies, will PDT be expected to attend the funeral as a fellow head of state? Will he be allowed to go?

Posted by: jmel at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (OeWgo)

303

I think that's called " glossing".
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (90T4r)

But will the CDC attempt to prove that out? Doubt it.

Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (ONvIw)

304 If BoJo dies, will PDT be expected to attend the funeral as a fellow head of state? Will he be allowed to go?
Posted by: jmel at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (OeWgo)


he won't die

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (zr5Kq)

305 >>>Inslee just shut down schools for the rest of the year.



It's Washington. Most kids are growing up to be dullard leftists, anyway.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (VWp7G)

306 ====New sign outside CBS:
[0] Days since lost-credibility Incident.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (pw+jk)

[-1172] Days since lost-credibility Incident.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (JFO2v)

307 They're getting pretty old...

Yeah well, me too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (KZzsI)

308 There is evidence that this started in Oct, yet trump did nothing about it until Feb, when the Dems and media had to literally beg him to act.

-Dems in about 2 months.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (UoNxv)

309 304 If BoJo dies, will PDT be expected to attend the funeral as a fellow head of state? Will he be allowed to go?


Last I read he was in ICU but no ventilator

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (5bxa0)

310 163
....will hit tip jar....
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (d7Ww2)
---------------------------
Thanks for that reminder to us all, nr.

Those of us who are still employed and getting a check need to pick up the slack a bit here.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (M/9m0)

311 305 >>>Inslee just shut down schools for the rest of the year.



It's Washington. Most kids are growing up to be dullard leftists, anyway.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (VWp7G)

Intelligence increased overnight.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (JFO2v)

312 Yeah, when in ICU in case ventilator needed, very bad. And who knows? He may already be on the ventilator.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (8fB/R)

313 302 If BoJo dies, will PDT be expected to attend the funeral as a fellow head of state? Will he be allowed to go?
Posted by: jmel at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (OeWgo)

I'm sure the media will screech about it either way.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (K5ciJ)

314 263 So at dosages given for lupus, it's not protective (enough, at least).

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (rbd0C)

No, Ace got the details wrong. She had Lyme disease, not Lupus, and took it in the past to get over that.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (zqs/f)

315 'She's got Stumps!' was one of ZZ Top's earlier, less successful, song ideas...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (A5zUN)


Chuckle. Sounds more like a Zappa song title though.

Maybe BOC. Or perhaps Zevon --

Send Lawyers Guns And Prosthetics

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (Z4rgH)

316 Trump's helping Boris, talking to his Dr.s and well, you know Trump's people are pushy.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (BDGro)

317 At least BoJo got brexit done.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (UoNxv)

318 Trump went above and beyond for Boris.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (r+sAi)

319 I am sympathetic toward Fauci

That profession has a nasty habit of getting ahead of the data and killing many. It often takes them decades to realize they were killing people instead of helping them.

So, while I think he is wrong (or likely wrong,) in this case, I think he is right in trying to tamp down mania. A team needs a pessimist like him. Now ignore him.

Posted by: State Comptrollers at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (LWu6U)

320 People will not be going out as often, etc etc, out of fear of getting infected. It's not like you can just magically make the pandemic's psychological effects disappear by raising the lockdown

the at-risk, sure. the elderly, some. the insane OCD worrywarts? hopefully!

BUT the weather is getting nicer and everyone I konw was more afraid of the fascist police/governor/shutdowns/restrictions than ANYTHING ELSE. not afraid of the virus! and the knowledge that there are treatments makes that even less of a fear.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (j9HX3)

321 "It's Washington. Most kids are growing up to be dullard leftists, anyway."

Puget Sound =/= the entire state.
The rest of us want to live our lives.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (jWe5r)

322 and the after?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (d7Ww2)

I was so excited to have it ripped out that I neglected to take a picture, but the video is here:
https://tinyurl.com/yxxu6rvv

(its really not all that impressive, and didn't need a 12,000lbs winch, we were just bored men getting into trouble with the wives)

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (9V81o)

323 Yeah shutting down public schools is going to result in a better education for 90% of kids out there anyway. Maybe their parents will start to give a crap about their education at this point.

Although judging from the wailing and gnashing of teeth at having the kids home all day in social media, my guess is they will just be stuck in front of a screen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (KZzsI)

324 284 queen fucked up my own joke
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (JFO2v)
---
Keep yourself alive.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (Eicbe)

Did not mean to blame Freddie. Comas Matter!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (JFO2v)

325 a politely restrained yet enthusiastically given acknowledgment of a superiorly executed shot, often from an difficult lie.

repeated clap at a high rate of speed, with low intensity, resulting in pitty pat sound from a multitude rather than a thunderous applause.

Posted by: the golf clap at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (vUAI/)

326
I like how resuming school during the Summer is not an option.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (cCaW5)

327 302 If BoJo dies, will PDT be expected to attend the funeral as a fellow head of state? Will he be allowed to go?
Posted by: jmel
_______

I think proper protocol requires only the attendance of the Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Furious George at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (9vQJW)

328 312 Yeah, when in ICU in case ventilator needed, very bad. And who knows? He may already be on the ventilator.


they specifically said he was NOT on a vent

'ette, you need to chill a teeny bit my love

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (j9HX3)

329 There is evidence that this started in Oct, yet trump did nothing about it until Feb, when the Dems and media had to literally beg him to act.

-Dems in about 2 months.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (UoNxv)
---
They depend on no memory and a complete apathy to check them on it.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (Eicbe)

330 (its really not all that impressive, and didn't need a 12,000lbs winch, we were just bored men getting into trouble with the wives)

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (9V81o)

So, like Alexander the Great or Genghis Khan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (A5zUN)

331 BBC:

Pound drops in reaction to Boris Johnson's worsening health

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (M5wRT)

332 302 If BoJo dies, will PDT be expected to attend the funeral as a fellow head of state? Will he be allowed to go?
Posted by: jmel
_______

I think proper protocol requires only the attendance of the Speaker of the House.
Posted by: Furious George at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (9vQJW)


Send Pelosi with instructions to lick the casket.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (guGkK)

333 Trump sent the cocktail to Boris.

Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (K22Va)

334 Send Lawyers Guns And Prosthetics
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (Z4rgH)

comas matter

lawyer guns prolly less effective than prostestics

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (JFO2v)

335 What about the gov of IL.??

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (BDGro)

336 322 and the after?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (d7Ww2)

I was so excited to have it ripped out that I neglected to take a picture, but the video is here:
https://tinyurl.com/yxxu6rvv

(its really not all that impressive, and didn't need a 12,000lbs winch, we were just bored men getting into trouble with the wives)

Posted by: Defenestratus


the neighbor in the lawn chair supervising made me LOL

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (d7Ww2)

337 333 Trump sent the cocktail to Boris.
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (K22Va)

double Titos and tonic, twist

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (JFO2v)

338 Let's stop tossing dirt on Boris, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (A5zUN)

339 274 I missed the Navarro - Fauci cage match yesterday while I was at working at the grocery store. What exactly happened? Did Navarro punch him out? Lie if have to, please.
Posted by: dantesed at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (88xKn)

Unnamed sources.

Navarro is assigned to the side boy seats. He doesn't have a place at the table.

Towards end, Navarro stands up, goes to table, drops copies of all the Hydroxy Chloriquine test results, and says lets start pushing this HARD.

Fauci does his usual, no double blind tests, blah, blah, blah. Navarro says many other countries are doing this. Etc. etc.

For Washington DC meetings, this was an all out brawl.

Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (+0uDE)

340 337 333 Trump sent the cocktail to Boris.
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (K22Va)

GB wouldn't have it?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (5bxa0)

341 They are still building 22 field hospitals.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (BDGro)

342 Trump's helping Boris, talking to his Dr.s and well, you know Trump's people are pushy.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (BDGro)


We can take solace in the fact that Trump really tries to help people, and usually wins

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (8fB/R)

343 110 100 seen on Twitter:

"CNN is the wet market of news."
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (G546f)

Oh, that's... perfect.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (wGeit

More like wet fart.

I have been to Filipino wet markets hundreds of times. Actually enjoy looking at the days' catch that came in. All fish is fresh, on ice and gone before that evening. Beef and pork is a different story....

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (Vy7tf)

344 "No new info on Boris."

Hugh Laurie is British, but Dr. House is fiction.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (rbd0C)

345 The 95 year old queen will be at his funeral after beating the disease.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (UoNxv)

346 'She's got Stumps!' was one of ZZ Top's earlier, less successful, song ideas...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (A5zUN)
---
For some dumb reason that reminds me of people complaining that the death toll for Covid-19 keeps rising.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (Eicbe)

347 There is evidence that this started in Oct, yet trump did nothing about it until Feb, when the Dems and media had to literally beg him to act.

-Dems in about 2 months.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (UoNxv)
---
They depend on no memory and a complete apathy to check them on it.
=====
They are a cult, not a political party.

Posted by: EDKH at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (SGsOj)

348 305 >>>Inslee just shut down schools for the rest of the year.



It's Washington. Most kids are growing up to be dullard leftists, anyway.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (VWp7G)

teen girl pregnancy and VD down 80%

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (JFO2v)

349 340 337 333 Trump sent the cocktail to Boris.
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (K22Va)

GB wouldn't have it?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (5bxa0)


The Marines are going to deliver it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (BDGro)

350 Let's stop tossing dirt on Boris, eh?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (A5zUN)

I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2020 05:49 PM (WI7YS)

351 Meanwhile, right in the middle of this health crisis, the NYC government is looking at... shutting down hospitals. Because they are so expensive, you see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:49 PM (KZzsI)

352 Trump sent the cocktail to Boris.
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (K22Va)


Trump Saves Boris!

That would be a headline.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:49 PM (8fB/R)

353 338 Let's stop tossing dirt on Boris, eh?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (A5zUN)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENAuQIAgXIg

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:49 PM (JFO2v)

354 335 What about the gov of IL.??
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (BDGro)

He appears with his Chained Slave Girl at most Pressers, but she tested positive for the ' Rona, so Lori Lightfoot is subbing. She's no Carrie Fisher, lemme tell ya.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:49 PM (90T4r)

355 Sorry, I laughed at my own admonision. I immediately got a flash of the scene from Army of Darkness.

*Bad Ash is in the grave screaming about how he will win*

Uh Huh. Hey, you got something on your face...

Uh?

*Ash throws a load of dirt on his head*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (A5zUN)

356 Fauci... hero of the idiots... would have never brought this up, in fact I would argue he told Trump to not bring it up.

Then Trump went off script and lives were saved.

Posted by: RealityMan at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (7NSrk)

357 Give Boris a transfusion of Keith Richard's blood. If he can survive the shock, he'll be immortal, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (KZzsI)

358 Trump sent the cocktail to Boris.
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (K22Va)
---
It's already in the docket.

Posted by: The Hague at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (Eicbe)

359 Good for whitsett. The grim reaper brings clarity.

Posted by: Pj at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (qlTN9)

360 Queen drinks her gin n tonic everyday.
good girl

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (BDGro)

361 351 Meanwhile, right in the middle of this health crisis, the NYC government is looking at... shutting down hospitals. Because they are so expensive, you see.


Earlier I read there were so many bodies they were gonna dig up parks for mass graves...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (5bxa0)

362 345 The 95 year old queen will be at his funeral after beating the disease.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (UoNxv)

planks and squats kill 4 cancers

Posted by: notorious RBG at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (JFO2v)

363
You'd think the Fake News and the Left would want the schools to re-open ASAP, because no school = no school shootings.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (cCaW5)

364 Soothsayer at 326 - GFY Troll

Posted by: trollkiller at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (SwWMX)

365
Yeah shutting down public schools is going to result in a better education for 90% of kids out there anyway. Maybe their parents will start to give a crap about their education at this point.

------

Uhhh, yeah. I knew I needed to be more proactive with Lady YD's older daughter. Now that I am seeing first hand what goes on...

Jeebus, guys.

How any public schoolteacher can look at herself in the mirror is a mystery to me, and this is a "good" district.

And yes, she is learning much better with me than she was in the classroom.

She asked me "why aren't YOU a teacher, YD?"

And I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (Ai0p/)

366 11.7 million ventilators

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (M5wRT)

367 Big planes. BIG.

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (iTXRQ)

368 GB wouldn't have it?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (5bxa0)

Of course they do

Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (ONvIw)

369 Rose McGowan and Alyssa Milano are having a twitter fight. Maybe they'll end up making out under the shower.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (KZzsI)
........

If by "making out" you mean "gutting each other like a fish" then, yes.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

370 Eyes welled up a bit hearing GEOTUS talk about helping BoJo with the very best the US has to offer in treatment for CO-VID 19.

Golden scalps have to stick together.

Posted by: marybeth at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (4pK1/)

371 He appears with his Chained Slave Girl at most Pressers, but she tested positive for the ' Rona, so Lori Lightfoot is subbing. She's no Carrie Fisher, lemme tell ya.
Posted by: tubal

Second City Cop blog refers to Lighfoot as Groot

Posted by: Bruce at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (vd8XM)

372 COBs, take down soothsayer 326 and 364 please

Posted by: trollkiller at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (SwWMX)

373 335
What about the gov of IL.??

Fat fvck is going to tax our balls off and never misses a chance to rip on Trump. Fvck him. Trump sent FEMA and the Corp of Engineers to turn McCormic Place into the biggest hospital in the state and he still bitches.

Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (K22Va)

374 341 They are still building 22 field hospitals.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (BDGro)

hysterectomies and castrations for the masses

Posted by: notorious RBG at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (JFO2v)

375 11.7 million ventilators
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (M5wRT)
........

We are all intubated now.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

376 359 The grim reaper brings clarity.
Posted by: Pj at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (qlTN9)

yep

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (M5wRT)

377 Don't take Hydroxychloroquine if you're allergic to Hydroxychloroquine
Stop taking Hydroxychoroquine if you develop a rash or if blood pressure increases
Frequent urination may occure in some patients or growth of a third appendage in rare cases.

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)

378 GB wouldn't have it?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (5bxa0)

Of course they do
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (ONvIw)
---
But they are going to need a 37-stroke-6 because they've already ordered the ice floe.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (Eicbe)

379 351 Meanwhile, right in the middle of this health crisis, the NYC government is looking at... shutting down hospitals. Because they are so expensive, you see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

no. they are getting shut down because all of their normal activity has dried up. no surgeries, colonoscopies, orthopedic repairs..... nothing but COVID19 patients.

and there aren't very many.

so, hospitals are laying off docs and nurses and surgical staff. by the thousands

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (d7Ww2)

380 He should Exeunt Stage Right, IMO.
Posted by: tubal

----

"Exeunt" is used for a GROUP of characters leaving the stage.

Write that 100 times by sunrise, or I'll chop your balls off.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (hZ6Q2)

381 If by "making out" you mean "gutting each other like a fish" then, yes.

********

30 years ago I might have been interested in watching that, for science.

Nowadays, nah.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (+dsLj)

382 Not a fan of gin (can't and it) and tonic (also meh) but under the circumstances.. may start taking it. If it's good enough for royalty...

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (zr5Kq)

383 Ha DJT Trolls Fauci using Navarro.

Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (WX+x0)

384 Frequent urination may occure in some patients or growth of a third appendage in rare cases.
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)

*pauses, counts*

I have five...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (A5zUN)

385 "Mike is the greatest."

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (M5wRT)

386 354 335 What about the gov of IL.??
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (BDGro)

He appears with his Chained Slave Girl at most Pressers, but she tested positive for the ' Rona, so Lori Lightfoot is subbing. She's no Carrie Fisher, lemme tell ya.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:49 PM (90T4r)

------------

She is also known as Groot at Second City Cop blog.

The nickname was given with all the respect they could muster. (Not Much).

Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (+0uDE)

387 nice shoutout for Pence

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (iTXRQ)

388 323 Yeah shutting down public schools is going to result in a better education for 90% of kids out there anyway. Maybe their parents will start to give a crap about their education at this point.

Although judging from the wailing and gnashing of teeth at having the kids home all day in social media, my guess is they will just be stuck in front of a screen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (KZzsI)

Public schools are babysitters, in most cases our economy is functioning with parents that can't function as parents. That they are not working right now probably is a godsend, but here in MD they had to do food distributions since many parents couldn't handle providing lunches for their own children.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (IB++I)

389 (*can't stand it

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (zr5Kq)

390 The gerund form of dox is fucking a whole family up.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (0iFhS)

391 30 years ago I might have been interested in watching that, for science.

Nowadays, nah.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (+dsLj)

In these times of stress, we can all take heart in the rising potential for ace to accidentally post busty porn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (A5zUN)

392 they specifically said he was NOT on a vent

'ette, you need to chill a teeny bit my love
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (j9HX3)


meh, I'm very chilled. Always.

You believe the news now? Especially in regards to a leader of the Western World?

nah.

I hope for the best, but I never believe the news 100%.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (8fB/R)

393 382 Not a fan of gin (can't and it) and tonic (also meh) but under the circumstances.. may start taking it. If it's good enough for royalty...
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (zr5Kq)

Get a good gin, maybe add some pineapple juice

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (IB++I)

394 so, hospitals are laying off docs and nurses and surgical staff...

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:52
-----------------------
Both hospitals laying off staff in my town.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (Dhht7)

395 You'd think the Fake News and the Left would want the schools to re-open ASAP, because no school = no school shootings.
Posted by: Soothsayer

---

Sandy Hook Elementary was closed and vacant and that didn't stop a photoshopped madman from "killing" kids.

...Yeah, I denounce myself. Don't waste your time.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (hZ6Q2)

396 Posted by: trollkiller at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (SwWMX)


Who the FUCK are you? Sooth is a regular. Never seen you before.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (VcFUs)

397 377 Don't take Hydroxychloroquine if you're allergic to Hydroxychloroquine
Stop taking Hydroxychoroquine if you develop a rash or if blood pressure increases
Frequent urination may occure in some patients or growth of a third appendage in rare cases.
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)

the old tripod syndrome

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (JFO2v)

398 I hope for the best, but I never believe the news 100%.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (8fB/R)


smart

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (5bxa0)

399 Don't take Hydroxychloroquine if you're allergic to Hydroxychloroquine
Stop taking Hydroxychoroquine if you develop a rash or if blood pressure increases
Frequent urination may occure in some patients or growth of a third appendage in rare cases.
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)
..........

My third appendage will grow? Gimme summa dat shit.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

400 YOUR ORANGE DICK TATER IS THROWING BULLSHIT AT YOU LIVE RIGHT NOW.

*****

Somewhere on Facebook one of my retard former lefty friends is saying this, ad verbatim.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (+dsLj)

401 "They're warriors. They're running through the doors."

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (M5wRT)

402 Get a good gin, maybe add some pineapple juice
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (IB++I)

This Four Roses seems to be working fine. I may need to continue trials...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (A5zUN)

403 Some big hand movement there with Trump that will probably used in a fun musical meme soon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (r+sAi)

404 All the cameras going off as Trump gesticulates trying to get an image that makes him look bad.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (LWu6U)

405 "Mike is the greatest."
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (M5wRT)


And he never looks tired.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (8fB/R)

406 People with no respiratory distress and oxygen above 90% are being discharged home. Not anticipated in the models.

Evidence indicates that intubation leads to worse outcomes, it is being delayed as long as possible. Not accounted for in the models.

When the predictions were made, a previously healthy person who had an oxygen level of 90% would likely be put on a vent.

Our understanding of this disease is changing by the day. It is now being thought of as a blood disorder and not a lung problem.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (UoNxv)

407 >>>Meanwhile, right in the middle of this health crisis, the NYC government is looking at... shutting down hospitals



CUOMO 2020!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (VWp7G)

408 Posted by: Bruce at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (vd8XM)
Jinx

Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (+0uDE)

409 Honestly my kid is doing so much better distance learning from home. I am letting her roam and figure out what she is interested in and i found her trying to figure out multiplications and divisions, all on her own (she is autistic and intellectually delayed, so this made me so happy).

Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (a0IVu)

410 who is the military guy?

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (iTXRQ)

411 The Donald's mood is elevated. He is winning.

Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (WX+x0)

412 Never thought I'd say. this but I'm really tired of red wine.


So I've turned to white.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

413 All the cameras going off as Trump gesticulates trying to get an image that makes him look bad.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (LWu6U)


Always, the shutters go like hummingbird wings.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (8fB/R)

414 "We are planning to shoot Dr. Fauci into the sun , where he can continue his very important pure science research without the constraints of hunger or skin or a head..."

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (MQ0v4)

415
The next step for some idiot Democrat Totalitarian in power is to shut off electricity.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (cCaW5)

416 388 323 Yeah shutting down public schools is going to result in a better education for 90% of kids out there anyway. Maybe their parents will start to give a crap about their education at this point.

Although judging from the wailing and gnashing of teeth at having the kids home all day in social media, my guess is they will just be stuck in front of a screen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (KZzsI)

Public schools are babysitters, in most cases our economy is functioning with parents that can't function as parents. That they are not working right now probably is a godsend, but here in MD they had to do food distributions since many parents couldn't handle providing lunches for their own children.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (IB++I)

yep

daughter debating so she stayed in for final years. Got 30 hours on the side with AP and self study. After 10th grade public school worthless as tits on a boar.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (JFO2v)

417 A good tonic water makes a big difference too.
And the lime twist.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (BDGro)

418 403 Some big hand movement there with Trump that will probably used in a fun musical meme soon.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (r+sAi)

Fellow Italian-Americans:

All if favor of giving the President honorary Italian-American status?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (A5zUN)

419 I've got a great name for it if it works:

Trumpicilin

Posted by: Blago at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (sjTfF)

420 412 Never thought I'd say. this but I'm really tired of red wine.


So I've turned to white.
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

Racist??

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (90T4r)

421 This Four Roses seems to be working fine. I may need to continue trials...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (A5zUN)



Just make sure your control group sticks with Valu-rite or rubbing alcohol or the clinical trial will be meaningless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (guGkK)

422 he Donald's mood is elevated. He is winning.
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (WX+x0)


Who else could have done this?

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

423 * cough cough cough *

Posted by: Japan and Singapore at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (ELB5R)

424
Posted by: trollkiller at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (SwWMX)


Who the FUCK are you? Sooth is a regular. Never seen you before.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (VcFUs)






$10 says trollfellator is a public school teacher.

"Work on my Summer Hiatus??? Are you fucking nuts?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (EGyGV)

425 Wow, NY State is so messed up.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (ufFY8)

426 Looks like the CA number drop is real (that is, projection drop).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (El6T/)

427 I hope for the best, but I never believe the news 100%.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (8fB/R)


I never believe the news

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (JFO2v)

428 Meanwhile, right in the middle of this health crisis, the NYC government is looking at... shutting down hospitals

**********

Meanwhile we get to watch the press fellate sonny coomo every day on national TV during his press conferences, because obviously nothing exists outside of NYC.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (+dsLj)

429
Posted by: trollkiller




Who the FUCK are you?



Hell hath no fury like a troll scorned.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (MQ0v4)

430 The Donald's mood is elevated. He is winning.
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (WX+x0)


He said yesterday that they did have some good news but wouldn't share it because they didn't want to get their hopes up, in so many words.

I think they see things turning around. He wants to jumpstart the economy asap. He "sees the light" as he said.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (8fB/R)

431 @412: "So I've turned to white."

A slippery slope that inevitably leads to rosé.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (+oVP5)

432 Our understanding of this disease is changing by the day. It is now being thought of as a blood disorder and not a lung problem.


===

hmmmm, what does that mean in terms of treatment ?

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (zr5Kq)

433 I suppose you have trolls for the rest of the class to play with?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (0iFhS)

434 White Wine Privilege

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (ufFY8)

435 Not a fan of gin (can't and it) and tonic (also meh) but under the circumstances.. may start taking it. If it's good enough for royalty...
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (zr5Kq)

Covered by the HSA, along with my Hermes face scarf?

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

436 409 Honestly my kid is doing so much better distance learning from home. I am letting her roam and figure out what she is interested in and i found her trying to figure out multiplications and divisions, all on her own (she is autistic and intellectually delayed, so this made me so happy).
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (a0IVu)

I agree. I have my grandsons here and the progress is a delight. Teachers seem to want everyone on the same path and I have always found that unacceptable

Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (ONvIw)

437 Happy!

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (iTXRQ)

438 I never believe the news
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (JFO2v)


lol, I didn't want to say that, but yeah, when have they been truthful?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (8fB/R)

439 Just make sure your control group sticks with Valu-rite or rubbing alcohol or the clinical trial will be meaningless.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (guGkK)

One of the best parts about living in Kentucky is that Bourbon selection is ... copious. And most of it is dirt cheap, except for Pappy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (A5zUN)

440 >>>Yeah shutting down public schools is going to result in a better education for 90% of kids out there anyway. Maybe their parents will start to give a crap about their education at this point.


My middle son - 12 years old - love it, because all his fellow students are "weird and annoying."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (VWp7G)

441 Gin and lemonade is good

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (ZCEU2)

442 421 This Four Roses seems to be working fine. I may need to continue trials...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (A5zUN)


My wild Irish rose
sweetest flower that grows

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (BDGro)

443 419 I've got a great name for it if it works:

Trumpicilin

Posted by: Blago at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (sjTfF)

Doncylovir

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (JFO2v)

444 >>> https://tinyurl.com/yxxu6rvv

(its really not all that impressive, and didn't need a 12,000lbs winch, we were just bored men getting into trouble with the wives)

Posted by: Defenestratus

Heh. I did the same a while back. Sadly, I had to use my '94 cutlass supreme. Didn't look nearly as impressive as yours.

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (q19F0)

445 394 so, hospitals are laying off docs and nurses and surgical staff...

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:52
-----------------------
Both hospitals laying off staff in my town.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (Dhht7)

---------

Minnesota Hospitals losing $31 million dollars a day, every day. No elective procedures, everyone is staying away.

$31 million a day is almost a BILLION DOLLARS a month.
$1,000,000,000.00 per month.

We are a medium sized state.

Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (+0uDE)

446
$10 says trollfellator is a public school teacher.

"Work on my Summer Hiatus??? Are you fucking nuts?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Heh, that's what it seemed like, but it's a disgruntled butthurt turd from an earlier thread. Check the hash.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (cCaW5)

447 441 Gin and lemonade is good
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (ZCEU2)

Kendricks just needs ice!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (JFO2v)

448 >>>Gin and lemonade is good



I have a ton off whiskey in the house, but I don't like it straight. Need something to mix with it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (VWp7G)

449 I am absolutely loving these stories about kids learning well at home. What a marvelous thing to come out of this horror-show.

Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (L3Rsz)

450 Someone told me that Washington is not opening schools up until December. That can't be true.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (90T4r)

451 Honestly my kid is doing so much better distance learning from home. I am letting her roam and figure out what she is interested in and i found her trying to figure out multiplications and divisions, all on her own (she is autistic and intellectually delayed, so this made me so happy).
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (a0IVu)

Actually got a bit dusty in here. That is great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (A5zUN)

452 Covered by the HSA, along with my Hermes face scarf?
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (Ed8Zd)



lol

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (zr5Kq)

453 There is a bright side not having a kid under Leftist theologians in a public school

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (ZCEU2)

454 Our understanding of this disease is changing by the day. It is now being thought of as a blood disorder and not a lung problem.

Where did you see this?

One of the sites I go to for the data shows "Complications" as pneumonia and/or kidney failure.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (8fB/R)

455 >I have a ton off whiskey in the house, but I don't like it straight. Need something to mix with it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

ice cubes

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (iTXRQ)

456 All I can say is that I am glad my sons are grown and on their own. the thought of homeschooling Son #2 causes me and the Missus to break out in cold sweat. Kid was smart as hell, but hated school. Never did homework, but always aced tests. That was what got him graduated with C average. It was close. Very close.

His older brother was a model student. go figure.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (x8Wzq)

457 Trumpicilin

Posted by: Blago at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (sjTfF)

Doncylovir

****

Twoscoopsicillin

Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (+dsLj)

458 You can see the numbers that are part of Trump's light at the end of the tunnel at a website that summarizes current projections.

And those don't take into account, because you can't, any therapies that are so good they start lowering the numbers materially.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (El6T/)

459 Absolutely, Skip.

Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (L3Rsz)

460 "He gave me his point of view, and I understand that."

PDT on Biden phone call

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (M5wRT)

461 Slow Joe to the rescue!

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (El6T/)

462 Unfortunately, chloroquine won't help bug fuck nuts.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (ZLI7S)

463 >>>Someone told me that Washington is not opening schools up until December. That can't be true.



Dude, it's Washington. Likely true, because Washington

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (VWp7G)

464 Get a good gin, maybe add some pineapple juice
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (IB++I)

sorry, but it sounds kinda disgisting

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (zr5Kq)

465 I miss MUMR.

This Calvin Klein feller seems a bit off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (A5zUN)

466 Trumpoquine

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (5bxa0)

467 I can't believe how fast so many have gone from productive citizens to filthy , unwashed day-drunks.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (MQ0v4)

468 Initech is doing great thing

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (iTXRQ)

469
But isn't that stupid?
Kids will be a half a year behind because Asshoe Teachers don't want to work during the Summer (after having the Spring off).

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (cCaW5)

470 425 Wow, NY State is so messed up.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (ufFY

Mom just texted me that two of my cousins on Long Island have it. She didn't say how they are doing. I'm worried about the younger one, he's 27 and has the HIV.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (Ez6QX)

471
Soothsayer vanquished Malor.

If AoS had Medal of Freedom, he'd be the one I'd nominate

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (Ai0p/)

472 Perfect, and just as I'd expect - Trump was gracious and pro forma about the Biden call.

Who?

Heh.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (El6T/)

473 *disgisting is a new measure of disgust

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (zr5Kq)

474 426 Looks like the CA number drop is real (that is, projection drop).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (El6T/

Sunshine and the fact that LA sprawls and you don't have as many people living right on top of each other and using public transportation must surely be factors.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (d6Ksn)

475 >>>ice cubes


LOL

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (VWp7G)

476 Really, I want to give Trump credit for the treatment as much as anybody.

But it was a no-brainer--or wait, it was a nearly-no brainer, because the press hasn't gotten it at all.

But it was a simple risk calculation. If I had a doctor telling me I might die under C19, and he's not going to give me the cocktail, I'd ask him "So, then give me the thing that has proven to work better."

No? Then give me HCQ.

It's like when Obama parrots said we were spending too much money on health care, and I said health care has a different *opportunity cost* because there are no opportunities without health.

A rather simple risk-analysis and the press needs to STFU.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (Eicbe)

477 Scored some tonic water* yesterday at store. Daughter laughed and said they stopped adding quinine to it awhile back. Is that accurate?

(I only got it in case I ran out of beer and had to go to mixed drinks.)

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (Dhht7)

478 My idea of good wine, is Welches and everclear

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (8JqLB)

479 I live in Houston. My guess is medicine and oil 80% of economy. I will buy the Oilers next week if this continues.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (JFO2v)

480 440 >>>Yeah shutting down public schools is going to result in a better education for 90% of kids out there anyway. Maybe their parents will start to give a crap about their education at this point.


My middle son - 12 years old - love it, because all his fellow students are "weird and annoying."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (VWp7G)

========

Minnesota offers home schooling via computer normally.

I often wish I had that option. School was boring, boring, boring, waiting for kids to get to what I learned last year.

Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (+0uDE)

481 All the cameras going off as Trump gesticulates trying to get an image that makes him look bad.

Like throwing something at your cat and trying to get a cute picture. Except in reverse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (KZzsI)

482 I've gained 5 pounds...can't wait for the gyms to get the all clear.

Posted by: Pliney at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (nzKWW)

483 409 Honestly my kid is doing so much better distance learning from home. I am letting her roam and figure out what she is interested in and i found her trying to figure out multiplications and divisions, all on her own (she is autistic and intellectually delayed, so this made me so happy).
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (a0IVu)

Keep her out if you can. My oldest is autistic and took off like a light when we started homeschooling. She has no intellectual impairment, but they were leaving her bored in math "to let other things catch up." She's now ready for college math (Calculus, not College Algebra) and on grade level in everything else as a junior. Public school is terrible for neurotypicals, but it's worse for autistics. And we are in a "good" school district. And yes, they have to give her services she would get like speech, OT, and PT even if you homeschool.

Posted by: Catherine at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (rSY7i)

484 J& J and another BIG PHARMA has come up with clinical trial vaccine? How DARE they???


Don't they realize they are evil and can never do anything right???

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

485 hmmmm, what does that mean in terms of treatment ?
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (zr5Kq)


we are coalescing around the idea that the virus kicks the iron out of hemoglobin. The free iron causes oxidative damage to tissues. HCQ stops the attack on hemoglobin. Unfortunately there are people taking HCQ for lupus who are getting severe disease. Not enough data to say if lupus makes them more susceptible at baseline or there was some other factor or the hemoglobin theory is wrong.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (UoNxv)

486 A slippery slope that inevitably leads to rosé.

Beware of John Barleycorn!

Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (K22Va)

487 467 I can't believe how fast so many have gone from productive citizens to filthy , unwashed day-drunks.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (MQ0v4)

Not much of a stretch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (A5zUN)

488 478 My idea of good wine, is Welches and everclear
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (8JqLB)

Analversey is tomorrow. I got an 04 Sterling set back.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (JFO2v)

489 Oh dear, Jordan, sorry to hear that. Prayers!

Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (L3Rsz)

490 Nice rump.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (BDGro)

491
If AoS had Medal of Freedom, he'd be the one I'd nominate

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



Heh, I hung his feather boa'd carcass on the wall.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (cCaW5)

492 I am absolutely loving these stories about kids learning well at home. What a marvelous thing to come out of this horror-show.
Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (L3Rsz)


Yep. I bet everyone here would have believed that to be the case.

No distractions. No junk science and blabbering sjw pc crap thrown at them by the teachers.

Relaxing setting.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (8fB/R)

493 I wonder if closing the schools and learning at home will do what this has done to Hollywood - made it completely unnecessary. Maybe more parents will home school now. That would be a plus.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (VWp7G)

494 478 My idea of good wine, is Welches and everclear
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (8JqLB)

In college I once got drunk from Vodka and grape kool-aid.

*shudder*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (A5zUN)

495 The yt comments are uplifting and great. MAGA

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

496
I can't believe how fast so many have gone from productive citizens to filthy , unwashed day-drunks.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (MQ0v4)






Hey, I don't drink, ya jackwagon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (EGyGV)

497 My idea of good wine, is Welches and everclear
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (8JqLB)



Is the Welches for fiber?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (guGkK)

498 I can't believe how fast so many have gone from productive citizens to filthy , unwashed day-drunks.

Posted by: deplorable unperson
--------------------------------

*puts tape over laptop camera*

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (Dhht7)

499 Does anybody know (offhand) what the numbers are for Phoenix? Given that people from all over the country were there for spring training games a month ago, you'd think it would be a hotspot like New Orleans. I haven't heard it mentioned.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (d6Ksn)

500 @477: "Daughter laughed and said they stopped adding quinine to it awhile back. Is that accurate?"

There's a tiny bit in there, but you'd have to drink a couple of gallons to get a therapeutic daily dose.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 06:04 PM (+oVP5)

501 I have a ton off whiskey in the house, but I don't like it straight.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp
---
Any Schlitz Gay?

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:04 PM (Eicbe)

502 Someone asked earlier who the general was. He is the surgeon general's deputy. If they show him again, look at his branch. Where us normies have Army, Navy, etc. He has some weird shizz that means office of the surgeon general.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2020 06:04 PM (VcFUs)

503 I never believe the news
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (JFO2v)

lol, I didn't want to say that, but yeah, when have they been truthful?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (8fB/R)


It's been a learning experience. Before, I pretty much knew that if a politician's lips were moving they were lying, but know I know that if any media figure is breathing, then they're thinking about lying in the very next sentence or question they utter.

Posted by: T Nugent at April 06, 2020 06:04 PM (BiNEL)

504 I believe that there will be a major uptick in home schooling once this is all over. Parents just not sending their kids back to the meat grinder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 06:04 PM (KZzsI)

505
the PPP is pretty strong. Thank you President Trump!

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

506 Slow Joe is just trying to stay relevant. I don't think anyone cares what the idiot says anymore.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 06, 2020 06:04 PM (dUJdY)

507 I have a ton off whiskey in the house, but I don't like it straight. Need something to mix with it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (VWp7G)


I do not understand those words in that order........

Posted by: tbodie at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (8K7us)

508 Where did you see this?

One of the sites I go to for the data shows "Complications" as pneumonia and/or kidney failure.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (8fB/R)


I am on a couple international FB groups where we are exchanging info and ideas.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (UoNxv)

509
Initech is doing great thing

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM


did you get the memo?

Posted by: Bill Lumburg at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (cuot+)

510 The names AmGen, Genentech, and Regeneron sound like the evil corporations you'd find in a SyFy "original" movie, the types of labs that mix alien DNA with shark DNA and peddle it as a cure for alopecia, and then WATCH OUT.

Posted by: Difference Engine at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

511 Daughter was already home schooling 2 sons since Sept. (Spokane). Both prefer it over school.

Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (WX+x0)

512 In college I once got drunk from Vodka and grape kool-aid.

*shudder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (A5zUN)


Just don't drink it before its time.

*clink*

*hic*

Posted by: Orson Welles at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (guGkK)

513 No distractions. No junk science and blabbering sjw pc crap thrown at them by the teachers.

Relaxing setting.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (8fB/R)

Someone who actually gives a shit whether they learn something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (A5zUN)

514 >>>I've gained 5 pounds...can't wait for the gyms to get the all clear.



Yeah, I'm jogging nearly every day but I really miss the gym. Really miss it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (VWp7G)

515 483 409 Honestly my kid is doing so much better distance learning from home. I am letting her roam and figure out what she is interested in and i found her trying to figure out multiplications and divisions, all on her own (she is autistic and intellectually delayed, so this made me so happy).
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (a0IVu)

Keep her out if you can. My oldest is autistic and took off like a light when we started homeschooling. She has no intellectual impairment, but they were leaving her bored in math "to let other things catch up." She's now ready for college math (Calculus, not College Algebra) and on grade level in everything else as a junior. Public school is terrible for neurotypicals, but it's worse for autistics. And we are in a "good" school district. And yes, they have to give her services she would get like speech, OT, and PT even if you homeschool.
Posted by: Catherine at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (rSY7i)

how about this.

Learn all x to x table for a trip to fav food.

13x13 169

15 x 15 225

etc.

fun to know

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (JFO2v)

516 I think you can get a lot of companies to deliver you some coca cola or you can put on your scuba gear and go to the corner store.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (r+sAi)

517 *puts tape over laptop camera*
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (Dhht7)


very unecessary

Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (zr5Kq)

518 Looks like the CA number drop is real (that is, projection drop).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (El6T/

Sunshine and the fact that LA sprawls and you don't have as many people living right on top of each other and using public transportation must surely be factors.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (d6Ksn)


people were really distancing

and there were $fines. At least where my relatives live.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (8fB/R)

519 >>>In college I once got drunk from Vodka and grape kool-aid.


Ironically, vodka comes in flavors now, including grape.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (VWp7G)

520 Trump says "first tranche. "


ecstasy.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

521 482 I've gained 5 pounds...can't wait for the gyms to get the all clear.
Posted by: Pliney at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (nzKWW)

You know, there are ways to exercise at home

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (d6Ksn)

522 Maricopa County is said to have 1326 cases, 31 fatalities. 25.9 cases /million.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (Eicbe)

523 *stupid Bob

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (zr5Kq)

524 "415
The next step for some idiot Democrat Totalitarian in power is to shut off electricity."

This was threatened in Virginia when most counties resisted proposed gun control. If memory serves, Newsom threatened last week to kill electricity to businesses not deemed in compliance with his shut down.

Quite Communist Chinese of them, actually.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (puu6v)

525 498
I can't believe how fast so many have gone from productive citizens to filthy , unwashed day-drunks.



Posted by: deplorable unperson


Your words offend me!


Posted by: Homeless, drug-addled sidewalk-shitting San Franciscan at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (ufFY8)

526 477 Scored some tonic water* yesterday at store. Daughter laughed and said they stopped adding quinine to it awhile back. Is that accurate?

(I only got it in case I ran out of beer and had to go to mixed drinks.)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (Dhht7)

Reading the tonic bottle. It says " contains quinine" in big old letters on the front of bottle. Tell your daughter, " okay, millenial".

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (90T4r)

527 My wife's sister is a nurse, and in poor health, and works in an IC unit, and has tested positive. And yet this rocket surgeon was still going to grocery stores. She had a FB post about getting a citation for being in public with the Chinese Lung Rot, and she was bitching about how unfair it was.

Fucking irresponsible. This is just another example of why we are largely estranged from Wifey's side of the family.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (x8Wzq)

528 If they show him again, look at his branch.

US Public Health Service. They wear uniforms similar to the navy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (UoNxv)

529 In college I once got drunk from Vodka and grape kool-aid.

That sounds like something that would lead to very colorful barfing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (KZzsI)

530 Some ambulance-chaser needs to start a class-action lawsuit suing Fauci and other medical "leaders" who want long studies before approving hydroclorqua-whatever. Sue him for wrongful death on behalf of everyone who passed away after Trump mentioned the drug.

Posted by: George V at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (U2Tva)

531 514 >>>I've gained 5 pounds...can't wait for the gyms to get the all clear.



Yeah, I'm jogging nearly every day but I really miss the gym. Really miss it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (VWp7G)

you can get a nice set of band for 50 bucks. find a door in house to use as place to anchor!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (JFO2v)

532 Trumpvada
Trumpscovy
(ask your doctor if these are right for you)

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

533 >>> think you can get a lot of companies to deliver you some coca cola or you can put on your scuba gear and go to the corner store.


It's difficult with the flippers.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (VWp7G)

534 I can't believe how fast so many have gone from productive citizens to filthy , unwashed day-drunks.

Posted by: deplorable unperson
--------------------------------

*puts tape over laptop camera*
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (Dhht7)


Good move, olddog.

Posted by: tbodie at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (8K7us)

535 Whiskey is best if you heart desires mixing with a plain soda, club or selzer water.

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (ZCEU2)

536 498 I can't believe how fast so many have gone from productive citizens to filthy , unwashed day-drunks.

Posted by: deplorable unperson
--------------------------------

*puts tape over laptop camera*
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (Dhht7)

*golfclap*

Contra to the earlier discussion, I never use the *golf clap* here in a mocking fashion, but it is better/different than a +1 or 'This'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (A5zUN)

537 very unecessary

Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (zr5Kq)


We appreciate your care.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (BDGro)

538 The Chicoms are buying our farmers.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (MQ0v4)

539
If memory serves, Newsom threatened last week to kill electricity to businesses not deemed in compliance with his shut down.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat


Los Angeles, and I think the mayor actually did it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (cCaW5)

540 Go with blue wine!

Aqua-Velva!

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (hZ6Q2)

541 494 478 My idea of good wine, is Welches and everclear
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (8JqLB)

In college I once got drunk from Vodka and grape kool-aid.

*shudder*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (A5zUN)


A friend said that he once partook of a concoction that was basically Everclear and grape juice mixed up in a polystyrene cooler with a little ice added.

He stopped as soon as he noticed that the polystyrene cooler was dissolving in the mixture.

Posted by: T Nugent at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (BiNEL)

542 538 The Chicoms are buying our farmers.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (MQ0v4)
----
Not this one!

Posted by: Weasel at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (MVjcR)

543 They're really, REALLY vested in this disease and in it overwhelming Trump.

They KNOW he's a gibbering incompetent and are increasingly frustrated that he's run rings around them every fucking time.

This treatment to shorten the course of the disease and improve survival rates CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO BE TRUE BECAUSE TRUMP, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!??

STOP LIVING, YOU PEOPLE!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (oVJmc)

544 Coup was better than all this....what ever this is.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (0iFhS)

545 You know, there are ways to exercise at home
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (d6Ksn)

My rowing machine that cost *mumblemumble* dollars would disagree with you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (A5zUN)

546
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (Eicbe)

This!

Hydroxy Chloriquine. Worried about my Heart and QT elongation? Hook up the EKG, check that off.

Make sure my chart says you fully briefed me, and patient was emphatic about trying HCQ, Zinc, and Z-pack.

If that doesn't work, try doctor shopping.

If you live? Switch doctors, and doctor practices.

Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (+0uDE)

547 Donna it's logical that the human geography and patterns of urbanization in CA - distributed, not dense, private cars the prevailing form of transportation - will make it less susceptible to epidemics.

The drop in projections I referred to was driven by major model revision based on the availability of what appear to be peak data and timelines from specific locales in Spain and Italy.

Apart from the obvious desire to destroy the economy and institute North Korea-like tyranny in the US, the people doing the models also, with their leftover time, actually constantly tweak the models based on the increasing data in order to make them, you now, better.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (El6T/)

548 >>>Whiskey is best if you heart desires mixing with a plain soda, club or selzer water.


Roger that. Thanks. So don't pour it in with Tom Collins mix?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (VWp7G)

549 Ugh. Off to bed again. Can't believe how freakin' tired I am.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (d6Ksn)

550 Its the workers for sure dragging the lung rot into a retirement home wiping it out

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (ZCEU2)

551 Ok, I sense questions now

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (ufFY8)

552 >>> I've gained 5 pounds...can't wait for the gyms to get the all clear.
Posted by: Pliney

Cannot happen soon enough. I have a weight bench and resistance bands at home, but I have better workouts at the gym. Probably because they don't let me take my IPA's in.

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (q19F0)

553 1st question from CNN : "Why are you misleading Americans ?"

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (zr5Kq)

554 >>>You know, there are ways to exercise at home



Yeah, but she always has a headache.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (VWp7G)

555 @491: "In college I once got drunk from Vodka and grape kool-aid."

Vodka, ice, and pre-sugared drink mixes like Kool-Aid and Tang. You'd add enough mix that it would saturate and stop dissolving. Keep stirring and give the ice about three minutes to melt. Chug, burp, eat the undissolved sugar, rinse, repeat.

(And, yes, very colorful puke puddles in the dorm stairwells.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (+oVP5)

556 Was that Jeff Goldblum asking teh question?
LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (ufFY8)

557 549 Ugh. Off to bed again. Can't believe how freakin' tired I am.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (d6Ksn)

Get rested, Donna of the Ampersands.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (A5zUN)

558 You know, there are ways to exercise at home

Like fapping to Peloton commercials.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (MQ0v4)

559 Trump is going to save Boris, the UK Trump?!?

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

560 They KNOW he's a gibbering incompetent and are increasingly frustrated that he's run rings around them every fucking time.

Its like that weakman authoritarian piece. So bad it was painful to even hear about. They just KNOW he's a tyrant but he keeps not being one. conclusion: he must be really bad at being a tyrant. Invincible stupidity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (KZzsI)

561 Dr Trump is on the case

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (iTXRQ)

562 Me and a buddy had a genius idea in Alaska some 30 years ago: Southern Comfort and Mountain Dew.

Still get flashback hangovers from that one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (x8Wzq)

563 Sue him personally for wrongful death malpractice on behalf of everyone who passed away after Trump mentioned the drug.

Posted by: George V at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (U2Tva)

Posted by: T Nugent at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (BiNEL)

564 >>>Like fapping to Peloton commercials.


You misspelled Arby's.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (VWp7G)

565 Trump can just go on and on and whip off info, as opposed to 2 minutes of Biden not making an understandable sentence.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (r+sAi)

566 They are treating him with very complex things that you, the press, are too stupid to understand.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (BDGro)

567 545 You know, there are ways to exercise at home
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (d6Ksn)

My rowing machine that cost *mumblemumble* dollars would disagree with you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (A5zUN)

------

Rowing Machine? You can't hang the clothes on a rowing machine! You need a stationary bike, or a stepping machine to hang the laundry.

Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (+0uDE)

568 I;m wondering if the special care for PM Johnson Trump is referring to is the idea of a complete blood transfusion to clear out the COVID compromised hemoglobin.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (zqs/f)

569 I am on a couple international FB groups where we are exchanging info and ideas.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (UoNxv)


Thanks. Are you a doctor?

I have been trying to find out if the doctors and nurses and medical staff (as well as first responders) are dying at an abnormal rate versus the typical flu. I know this is a delicate question, but no one seems to be able to answer.

I have a new doctor in my family and I'll ask him. He can find out, I'm sure. He'll be at Balboa's Navy Hospital soon. I just didn't want to bother him right now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (8fB/R)

570 It's literally getting a bit dusty in here. Miss Linda has descended like the Roman Army upon Gaul and has shampoo my carpet, vacuumed (which I do every week), and is now dusting shelves. I warn her she's going to inhale some of that dust and it will irritate her throat and nasal passages, and probably mine.

Hell of a thing, that I'm more worried about dust than a virus. But I've wound up with a sore throat more than once from vigorous housecleaning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (rpbg1)

571 The song is Whiskey River.....not Whiskey Tonic Water River.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (0iFhS)

572 "544 Coup was better than all this....what ever this is."

It's an opportunistic coup attempt brought to us by a virus. The goal is larger than the 2020 election--it is to replace capitalism with Marxist-oriented socialism. It has gotten depressingly close.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (puu6v)

573 1st question from CNN : "Why are you misleading Americans ?"
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (zr5Kq)
---
It's obvious. They want old people to die.

Crazy thing is that The Unhinged can just say "Yes" to that and look at you like "What's wrong with that? Are you against progress?"

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (Eicbe)

574 562 Me and a buddy had a genius idea in Alaska some 30 years ago: Southern Comfort and Mountain Dew.

Still get flashback hangovers from that one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (x8Wzq)

Little 5 weekend at IU. Junior year. 1996.

Southern Comfort and Dr Pepper.

There will be vomit.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (A5zUN)

575 Yep...continuing home-schooling, if possible, is a wonderful undertaking.

I home-schooled all four of mine, three up to high school, one through high-school.They all did very well, and went onto college, advanced degrees and whatnot.
My life's work, really...spanned 32 years, from first to last.

Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (L3Rsz)

576 Admiral Brett Giroir, Commissioner of Food and Drugs

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (M5wRT)

577 Kicking legend Tom Dempsey passed away from coronavirus complications this weekend at the age of 73.

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (X5CsJ)

578 564 >>>Like fapping to Peloton commercials.


You misspelled Arby's.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (VWp7G)

Ah. I remember the Hardee's Burger Girl. Those were the days, my friend

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (90T4r)

579

Oh yeah, Trump is very happy. Things are looking up.

So is the stock market today.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (8fB/R)

580 531 514 >>> . . . you can get a nice set of band for 50 bucks. find a door in house to use as place to anchor!
Posted by: rhennigantx
_______

^^^ This ^^^

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (9vQJW)

581 525 498
I can't believe how fast so many have gone from productive citizens to filthy , unwashed day-drunks.

Posted by: deplorable unperson


Who you calling drunk??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (SENHs)

582 @535: "Whiskey is best if you heart desires mixing with a plain soda, club or selzer water.

Churchill started most of his days with a high ball glass full of ice, one part Johnnie Red Label, and four parts good club soda.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (+oVP5)

583 Caring for a sickish dog all day has me feeling out of sorts. I planned to not drink today but I have an open growler which will be flat tomorrow so I'm breaking my promise to myself.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (Uu+Jp)

584 The song is Whiskey River.....not Whiskey Tonic Water River.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (0iFhS)

Valid point.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (zr5Kq)

585 HCQ is the Trump Card against Covid-19.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (Eicbe)

586 >>>The song is Whiskey River.....not Whiskey Tonic Water River.



Pretty sure Hemingway drowned in that river.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (VWp7G)

587

Journalist hag.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (8fB/R)

588 Fox is cnn is msnbc

Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (WX+x0)

589 Bitch needs to quit interrupting.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (ufFY8)

590 Apart from the obvious desire to destroy the economy
and institute North Korea-like tyranny in the US, the people doing the
models also, with their leftover time, actually constantly tweak the
models based on the increasing data in order to make them, you now,
better.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (El6T/)

---
Shhh. You're giving it away.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)

591 "Contra to the earlier discussion, I never use the *golf clap* here in a mocking fashion, but it is better/different than a +1 or 'This'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (A5zUN) "



Same here ... I never use it mockingly, just as an acknowledgement of a good observation or witty remark.


*shot*
*beer*
been a long day of hard work

*shot*

Okay, that's better.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (cqteU)

592 >>> 510 The names AmGen, Genentech, and Regeneron sound like the evil corporations you'd find in a SyFy "original" movie, the types of labs that mix alien DNA with shark DNA and peddle it as a cure for alopecia, and then WATCH OUT.
Posted by: Difference Engine at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM


Power Gen Italia

Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (l6b3d)

593 How can you ask a question about a quote and not have the name of the person that quoted it?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (r+sAi)

594 Susan Rice is a POS.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (UoNxv)

595 haha. "reporterette" couldn't give the name of the Inspector General." hahaahaha.

Posted by: vivi at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (11H2y)

596 Sir
please let me get my gotcha question in
Sir Sir
let me ask my gotcha

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (iTXRQ)

597 583 Caring for a sickish dog all day has me feeling out of sorts. I planned to not drink today but I have an open growler which will be flat tomorrow so I'm breaking my promise to myself.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (Uu+Jp)

She doing all right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (A5zUN)

598 That's the wench with the tight pants!
Too bad she doesn't have a muzzle.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (ufFY8)

599 Really bad response by Trump on this.

Almost certainly the IG report reflects the recent past, when the whole effing thing was brand-new, and of course there were few test kits available.

But instead of pointing that out, he goes off on the IG.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (El6T/)

600 Ah. I remember the Hardee's Burger Girl. Those were the days, my friend

I have a crush on the Wendy's girl right now, does that count?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (KZzsI)

601 That's the girl from FOX.


Damn. WTF?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (MQ0v4)

602
Someone who actually gives a shit whether they learn something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (A5zUN)

------

Fuck yes.

Here's the thing - this is girl is bright, inquisitive, loves to study, and has a great attitude. The curriculum I'm observing is laughably easy. Yet, her marks are average. A little to the right of the curve, but not much.

She should be a straight-A student.

And in order to shame the low-grade Grifter Remoras at the county, I'll see to it by the end of the semester that she is.

And while I'll have to keep her in the soul-killing mindprison once I go back to work, we're never going back to that mediocrity. Weekends, nights, whatevs. She's going to learn because I now see I can do this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (Ai0p/)

603 That was pretty funny. She doesn't know the name of her source? LOL!

Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (L3Rsz)

604 578 564 >>>Like fapping to Peloton commercials.


You misspelled Arby's.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (VWp7G)

Ah. I remember the Hardee's Burger Girl. Those were the days, my friend
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (90T4r)



There was this super cute girl making biscuits at some fast food restaurant while she danced with headphones on. Can't remember which fast food chain it was.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (SENHs)

605

Here we go... SBA failing... banks failing...

Shock the Monkeys

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (8fB/R)

606 I wish I could just mute the reporters. Anyone have that on their controller?

Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (cF8AT)

607 Unnattractive curly-hair again with a gotcha question....sheesh.
Un-oil your hair, you dummy.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (ufFY8)

608 Off, Babbage sock!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

609 Donna you said you were sick the oter day, do you have it?

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (ZCEU2)

610 That was pretty funny. She doesn't know the name of her source? LOL!
Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (L3Rsz)


They are all dumb.

Whoever wrote her question did not include details.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (8fB/R)

611 The Donald, " does any one have an intelligent question?". No? Bye.

Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (WX+x0)

612 Smack em down Donny

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (iTXRQ)

613 I would trust all of the Morons to home school their kids. Your average idiot parent on the street, not so much.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 06:15 PM (Ez6QX)

614 Carls Jr really screwed up when they did away with the hot girl commercials

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 06:15 PM (8JqLB)

615 Every one of these ditzy girls is aiming for a gotcha soundbite?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:15 PM (MQ0v4)

616

When the left can't keep lying about hydroxychloroquine due to the positive results we keep hearing about how will they Memory Hole all of claiming that it doesn't work?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2020 06:15 PM (iiQCS)

617 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (8fB/R)


I am an emergency physician in GA. I have heard of several docs dying from this. Abnormal rate? Not sure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 06:15 PM (UoNxv)

618 Can't keep the questions pertinent, can they?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 06, 2020 06:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

619 532 Trumpvada
Trumpscovy
(ask your doctor if these are right for you)
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

*normal guy walks in room*
*tells doc my wife, mother of my children needs help*
*doc says*
I got this thanks to our President.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 06:15 PM (JFO2v)

620 Everytime I see a mindless young scrunt asking Trump questions I wonder how many dicks they had to blow to get to being a white house correspondent

Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (+dsLj)

621 >Every one of these ditzy girls is aiming for a gotcha soundbite?
Posted by: deplorable unperson



that's all they are interested in

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (iTXRQ)

622 Stupid scrunt reporter about the PPP. Does she really have any knowledge of what she's saying?

Answer: NO!

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

623 That's a great plan, YD...your daughter is blessed!

Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (L3Rsz)

624 had a peek at the presser

I like how Trump just flat out rejects the premises of tge gotcha questions
"no" "that's wrong" lol

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (G546f)

625 Northernlurker, my old cat has tummy problems some days, and chicken broth seems to help him. The canned kind, low sodium.

Posted by: skywch at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (Y/Ps0)

626 There was this super cute girl making biscuits at some fast food restaurant while she danced with headphones on. Can't remember which fast food chain it was.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (SENHs)

Am I the only moron who remembers the Carl's Jr ads?

The chains food is/was meh, but the commercials had their finger on the heartbeat of America.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (A5zUN)

627 593 How can you ask a question about a quote and not have the name of the person that quoted it?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (r+sAi)

That would have been a good phrasing for PDT to use.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (M5wRT)

628 Believe it or not I'm good at settling arguments.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (BDGro)

629

din din time

Have to text my husband upstairs when meals are ready, haha.

Texted him a picture of dinner.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (8fB/R)

630 Captains don't write letters showing weakness.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (BDGro)

631 493 I wonder if closing the schools and learning at home will do what this has done to Hollywood - made it completely unnecessary. Maybe more parents will home school now. That would be a plus.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (VWp7G)
-------------------------------
Even if, for practical reasons, there is not a significant uptick in home-schooling, at the very least there might be more respect and tolerance for those that DO home-school.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (M/9m0)

632 CatAss,

thank you so much for your observations and insight. I look forward to reading your posts.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (d7Ww2)

633 "I don't want to destroy someone who had a bad day." what an amazing and generous person.

Posted by: vivi at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (11H2y)

634 Oh look, a boy whore.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (MQ0v4)

635 628 Believe it or not I'm good at settling arguments.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (BDGro)

The CiC can certainly settle arguments in his command.

Posted by: ghbucky at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (s9Eo8)

636
Susan Rice is a POS.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (UoNxv)

===
If you mean POS = lying ass anti American bitch cunt, then I agree.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (pw+jk)

637 Wow. Media is dumber than ever.

Trump says he saw gas for 91 cents. Journo tries to dunk on him citing the *AVERAGE* price from AAA!

The answer to "What the hell don't these people know?" gets more and more bottomless.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (Eicbe)

638 >Am I the only moron who remembers the Carl's Jr ads?



Kate Upton digging into a double cheeseburger?
Seared SEARED into my memory

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (iTXRQ)

639 "562 Me and a buddy had a genius idea in Alaska some 30 years ago: Southern Comfort and Mountain Dew.

Still get flashback hangovers from that one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (x8Wzq) "




Eeeewwww ... nothing like my idea of Jagermeister w/ codeine.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (cqteU)

640 "We agreed that we weren't gonna talk about what we said."

PDT about the Biden phone call

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (M5wRT)

641 Biden had suggestions. Oh boy....

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (zr5Kq)

642 LOL:
PDT: We agreed not to talk about what was said.
Dumbass Reporter: Could you tell me what the suggestions were?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (ufFY8)

643 Yeah, this team needs the effing airhead Biden and his team of lightweights for suggestions. They're flailing, rescue them!!

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (El6T/)

644 Kate Upton digging into a double cheeseburger?
Seared SEARED into my memory
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (iTXRQ)

*fistbump*

Charlotte McKinney.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (A5zUN)

645 626 There was this super cute girl making biscuits at some fast food restaurant while she danced with headphones on. Can't remember which fast food chain it was.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (SENHs)

Am I the only moron who remembers the Carl's Jr ads?

The chains food is/was meh, but the commercials had their finger on the heartbeat of America.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (A5zUN)

I think Carl's and Hardee's are connected, yes? Here in Illinois, it is Hardee's. Anyway, the girl would bite into the burger, and the juice

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (90T4r)

646 I haven't been watching the presser. Did Pres. Trump really send anti malarial drug to England for Boris?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (WI7YS)

647 My frat had 2 100 gallon clawfoot tubs

about 3 cases of everclear, vodka, white rum, and then flavor with Hawaiian punch and Sprite.

Add to 10 lb bags of ice and 10 lb of frozen CO2. Liquid panty remover.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (JFO2v)

648 The chains food is/was meh, but the commercials had their finger on the heartbeat of America.

*****

Burgers and Boobs are the defining traits of the greatest things America has to offer.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (+dsLj)

649 One of my favorite Carl's Jr. ads was when a hot woman sat down on a bench next to a little Poindexter guy eating a big ol' burger.

She: I bet a real woman would get you to hand over your delicious (whatever they were calling this particular) hamburger.

He: (deadpan voice) Better be a real BIG woman. (resumes eating)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (x8Wzq)

650 Daily: WHY WON'T YOU BE A DICTATOR?????!!!!!

Posted by: ghbucky at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (s9Eo8)

651 OH good grief....national stay-at-home again. Where's this reporters mask? Doesn't he care about people's lives?

Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (L3Rsz)

652 Burgers and Boobs are the defining traits of the greatest things America has to offer.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (+dsLj)

*America the beautiful plays as the flag waves*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (A5zUN)

653 644 Kate Upton digging into a double cheeseburger?
Seared SEARED into my memory
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (iTXRQ)

*fistbump*

Charlotte McKinney.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (A5zUN)

Oh yes. Two all-American gals who just love them some meat...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (NWiLs)

654 I think Carl's and Hardee's are connected, yes? Here in Illinois, it is Hardee's. Anyway, the girl would bite into the burger, and the juice

The parent corporation is a merger of the Hardee's and Carl's Jr. chains...

Posted by: Abacus at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (7s3Gx)

655 NOOD some...actor...person...thing???

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (KxVoZ)

656 At this point I think the only thing the press is showing up at these for is to try to hurt Trump and attack him. They don't give a crap about information or educating the American people. They don't even give a crap about a story. Its just lining up their gotcha questions and trying to hammer the president. Its hard to believe, but they've gotten even worse these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (KZzsI)

657 BifBewalski

US Public Health Service.

One of the Eight Uniformed Services.

Can you name them all?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (u82oZ)

658 I haven't said it yet today:

I love President Trump.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (TdMsT)

659 Fauci starts talking, and now THREE sea otters are floating motionless in the water.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (ufFY8)

660 Dr Fauci will we ever get back to normal?

Huh, pleeeease.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (BDGro)

661 Ugh, Fauci is such a pussy.

Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (kOpft)

662 How pathetically by the script was this?

President and farcical "presidential candidate" talk, agree to keep their conversation private.

Beltway reporter sez "hey their campaign told me ..... " as a hook to make Trump publicize whatever idiocy Biden imparted.

Pathetic.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (El6T/)

663 I'd really like to see Charlotte McKinney and Kate Upton wrestle in jello.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (SENHs)

664 652 Burgers and Boobs are the defining traits of the greatest things America has to offer.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (+dsLj)

*America the beautiful plays as the flag waves*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (A5zUN)

Yet another reason why we won't be speaking Chinese.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (90T4r)

665 Caring for a sickish dog all day has me feeling out of sorts. I planned to not drink today but I have an open growler which will be flat tomorrow so I'm breaking my promise to myself.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (Uu+Jp)

She doing all right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (A5zUN)

When I put her outside she seems herself but inside she gets all whiny and needy.
She had some big pukes this morning but not since.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (Uu+Jp)

666 Fauci would look good in the Smithsonian, in a big mason jar. Well, not real big.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (C1Lsn)

667
Mezcal, for me. Dos Guzanos. Just thinking of the label makes me retch. I also suffered some electrical burns as a result of that experience. FTS.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (Ai0p/)

668 market will go up again tomorrow. My prediction.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

669 Oh yes. Two all-American gals who just love them some meat...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (NWiLs)

*looks both ways*

try searching 'Charlotte McKinney leaked' into your favorite search engine with the safe search off.

*walks away whistling*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (A5zUN)

670 And Trump shows up to foil all their false reports.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (BDGro)

671 649 One of my favorite Carl's Jr. ads was when a hot woman sat down on a bench next to a little Poindexter guy eating a big ol' burger.

She: I bet a real woman would get you to hand over your delicious (whatever they were calling this particular) hamburger.

He: (deadpan voice) Better be a real BIG woman. (resumes eating)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (x8Wzq)


Heh. That's a paraphrasing of a scene from Arthur.

Susan: A real woman could stop you from Drinking.

Arthur: It'd have to be a real BIG woman.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 06, 2020 06:22 PM (DTX3h)

672 Carls was born in Cali years ago, got so fed up with the state they moved to Nashville, and yes Hardees is just Carls for the east

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 06:22 PM (8JqLB)

673 Charlotte McKinney.

Yeah. Poor man's Kate Upton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 06:22 PM (KZzsI)

674 When I put her outside she seems herself but inside she gets all whiny and needy.
She had some big pukes this morning but not since.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (Uu+Jp)

She's still under a year right? Ajax would have weird things for the first couple years. I think it is because they eat things that don't agree with them. A puppy's answer for everything is to eat it.

Probably not something too much to worry about unless it persists.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:23 PM (A5zUN)

675 I love that he's respecting federalism and the Constitiuion.


The reporters are scratching their heads because they have no idea of what that means.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

676 Kate Upton digging into a double cheeseburger?
Seared SEARED into my memory
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (iTXRQ)

*fistbump*

Charlotte McKinney.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (A5zUN)
........

Flame broiled FLAME BROILED into mine.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

677
*puts tape over laptop camera*
Posted by: olddog in mo,

Too late, Bob at NSA has that screen capture thingy

Posted by: MarkY at April 06, 2020 06:24 PM (7M6jj)

678 658 I haven't said it yet today

I love President Trump

======

It can't be said enough!

I love President Donald Trump!!

Posted by: Floridachick at April 06, 2020 06:24 PM (iirbI)

679 I'd really like to see Charlotte McKinney and Kate Upton wrestle in jello.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (SENHs)
........

We're gonna need more Jello.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

680 379 351 Meanwhile, right in the middle of this health crisis, the NYC government is looking at... shutting down hospitals. Because they are so expensive, you see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

no. they are getting shut down because all of their normal activity has dried up. no surgeries, colonoscopies, orthopedic repairs..... nothing but COVID19 patients.

and there aren't very many.

so, hospitals are laying off docs and nurses and surgical staff. by the thousands
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (d7Ww2)


Yeah. In my area anything that can be put off is being put off. I could see a gastroenterologist, say, suddenly having a bunch of free time on his hands.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 06:24 PM (wGeit)

681 625
Northernlurker, my old cat has tummy problems some days, and chicken broth seems to help him. The canned kind, low sodium.

Posted by: skywch at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (Y/Ps0)

+++When my son's Lab has had stomach problems, the vet always recommended cooking up some chicken and rice, and this has always been successful.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 06, 2020 06:24 PM (VuPN9)

682
NOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 06:24 PM (cCaW5)

683 Talking about the UK and Boris.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:25 PM (M5wRT)

684 Cat Ass Trophy--
Is this similar to what you're talking about?

"The past 48 hours or so have seen a huge revelation: COVID-19 causes prolonged and progressive hypoxia (starving your body of oxygen) by binding to the heme groups in hemoglobin in your red blood cells. People are simply desaturating (losing o2 in their blood), and that's what eventually leads to organ failures that kill them, not any form of ARDS or pneumonia. All the damage to the lungs you see in CT scans are from the release of oxidative iron from the hemes, this overwhelms the natural defenses against pulmonary oxidative stress and causes that nice, always-bilateral ground glass opacity in the lungs. Patients returning for re-hospitalization days or weeks after recovery suffering from apparent delayed post-hypoxic leukoencephalopathy strengthen the notion COVID-19 patients are suffering from hypoxia despite no signs of respiratory 'tire out' or fatigue."

Posted by: IrishEi at April 06, 2020 06:25 PM (sGotD)

685 679 I'd really like to see Charlotte McKinney and Kate Upton wrestle in jello.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (SENHs)
........

We're gonna need more Jello.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

Remember to hydrate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:25 PM (A5zUN)

686 Q: How many US health workers have gotten coronavirus?

PDT will get that answer for them. Yay.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:26 PM (M5wRT)

687 Upthread comment that Trump seems upbeat--perhaps has good news.

I've said before that I'm tracking deaths and cases in the IHME model. I know the Horde already knows that the model is way off--too high by 4-8X-- in projections of ICU beds and vent demand.

Tracking IHME "average" death projections for month of April YTD vs. worldometer data (4/6 nearly complete as it is on GMT)--USA deaths below original projections by over 1K. Every state that I track also below, except FL (over by 6 deaths) and NJ (over by 243).

Posted by: groovygirl at April 06, 2020 06:27 PM (ybC9u)

688 These people think Trump is a dictator but they want him to supercede the authority of the governors?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 06, 2020 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

689 Q: Are you o.k. with the Georgia governor opening the beaches?

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:28 PM (M5wRT)

690 >>Charlotte McKinney.

>>Yeah. Poor man's Kate Upton

Not that poor.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)

691 689 Q: Are you o.k. with the Georgia governor opening the beaches?
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:28 PM (M5wRT)
---
This is where they need to get a Quint lookalike to scratch his nails across the chalkboard.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 06, 2020 06:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

692 I emailed Facebook, to set up my husband's account as a memorialized account. The email I got back is from someone named Pershephone. I think it's a sock.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 06, 2020 06:29 PM (Lqy/e)

693 Today's developments aren't looking good for Trump's trial at the Hague.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:29 PM (Eicbe)

694 Like fapping to Peloton commercials.


You misspelled Arby's.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (VWp7G)

Ah. I remember the Hardee's Burger Girl. Those were the days, my friend
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020


*
*

A great many years ago I dated a girl who managed an Arby's. She looked much like the actress who played Michael J. Fox's girlfriend in Teen Wolf. (And no, I didn't get to eat at the restaurant for free. There were a LOT of other and much better benefits, IYKWIM.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2020 06:30 PM (rpbg1)

695 Chinee propaganda fembot!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 06, 2020 06:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

696 Trump cracks me up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 06, 2020 06:32 PM (LWu6U)

697 Oh great my Fe def anemia is right in this wuflu nightmare. That's why I stay inside. Well well.

Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 06:32 PM (WX+x0)

698 Trump is smackin' 'em and stackin em....the FNM are, truly, the Washington Generals when they try to play The Man.

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 06, 2020 06:33 PM (xXx5y)

699 689 Q: Are you o.k. with the Georgia governor opening the beaches?
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:28 PM (M5wRT)


I call these fallen sparrow questions. They have internalized the Trump is God, and all powerful. Not a bikini is worn without him noticing.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 06, 2020 06:34 PM (LWu6U)

700 Christi Grimm
Principal Deputy Inspector General
US Dept. HHS

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:35 PM (M5wRT)

701 Admiral Brett Giroir, Commissioner of Food and Drugs

answering the criticism about tests, raised by Christi Grimm

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:36 PM (M5wRT)

702 If there was such a problem that she knew about on March 24, why did I find out about it on the news last night (or so)?

Giroir on Grimm

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:37 PM (M5wRT)

703 That was an excellent smack down.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 06:38 PM (ZLI7S)

704 Giroir is great at this. He knows the stockpile.

Every person who needs a ventilator will get a ventilator.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:38 PM (M5wRT)

705 Jonathan Karl just shit his pants.

Posted by: Anecdotal Fauci at April 06, 2020 06:39 PM (8k7U7)

706 Biden is gonna leak the phone call.

Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:39 PM (M5wRT)

707 nood

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 06, 2020 06:47 PM (LWu6U)

708 Has she posted a hostage video yet?

Posted by: DKMY at April 06, 2020 08:13 PM (xuw39)

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