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Monday Overnight Open Thread (4/6/20) Kung Flu Link Free Edition
Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out. Vaclav Havel
Quote II
Almost all of our sorrows spring out of our relations with other people. Arthur Schopenhauer
Quote III
What does love look like? It has the hands to help others. It has the feet to hasten to the poor and needy. It has eyes to see misery and want. It has the ears to hear the sighs and sorrows of men. That is what love looks like. Saint Augustine
Quote IV
There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, 'All right, then, have it your way.' C. S. Lewis
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry officially stopped being senior members of the British royal family on Wednesday months after they announced their decision to step away and move to North America. Now, Meghan is reportedly planning to make her return to acting, but she’s determined to only do so on her terms. An inside source told Daily Mail that Meghan, 38, only wants to work with A-list directors in the hopes that she will secure a breakout role that will finally get her taken seriously as an actress. She is reportedly worried that critics will be especially hard on her, so she wants to make sure that only the best of the best directors are attached to her projects. The source said that Meghan has “been telling her agents that she wants Ava DuVernay involved, and that they need to find the right script.” While Meghan has already been flooded with offers, the insider said that “she thinks the majority of them are cheesy and beneath her.”
Here is the Horde's opportunity to cast Meghan and create the movie titles she could/should star in.
Good attorneys always know the answer to their questions. But what about stunts?
This Lawyer Fell Out A Skyscraper Window To His Death While Trying To Prove It Was Unbreakable On July 9, 1993, Toronto lawyer Garry Hoy was doing his favorite party trick: hurling himself at his office's windows to show their strength. But this time, his stunt failed.
Chances are, your home internet is under a lot more strain than normal at the moment: With schools and workplaces temporarily closing all across the globe, you might well be fighting with your family or your housemates for any available bandwidth. If you want to limit buffering and maximize speeds, we’ve got a few tips to consider. The basics
First of all, there are all the internet optimization tips that apply no matter how many devices you’ve got connected—we’ve covered these in detail in the past. To summarize, get your router hub somewhere central, and consider wiring up certain demanding devices (like consoles and streaming boxes) if possible, with Ethernet cable.
Kids will be kids. And authoritarians will be authoritarians.
Oh to be young and in love, or not.
This one was just too hilarious to ignore, although I’m guessing she doesn’t think so, My bf (21M) really wants to live in a van after graduation and I (19F) dont know how to tell him that I’m not sure if I want to. Ive been dating my bf for over a year now, and we get along really well. However, these past few weeks my bf has gotten really into the idea of buying a van, remodeling and traveling the world when we graduate in two years. All he does now is watch van life videos, car repair videos, and other travel vlogs in way of preparation. He has the make a model of the camper van he’s going to buy all planned out, as well has the company he plans on hiring to refurbish it. He’s also starting to passively aggressively judge me for not prepping for the van life with him, saying that he shouldn’t be the only one planning all of this. The thing is, I never explicitly told him that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with him in a van. Im guessing he assumed so because we have been camping several times in the past and both really enjoyed it. I might have expressed support for his desires to be a nomad in the past, but never any direct affirmation.
A RANDY couple were caught on camera "having sex" in a London park by a passing jogger during the coronavirus lockdown. The female runner was out jogging as temperatures soared on Saturday when she spotted two people lying in long grass in South Norwood Country Park, Croydon. She stopped and filmed 13 seconds of the encounter - and said she was furious with the "disgusting" couple. "At 2pm, during my afternoon jog, I spotted two morons having sex by the woodlands in South Norwood Country Park," she said. "It was in plain sight and children were around. "So much for staying home and saving lives. "Disgusting."
Why jump out of a perfectly fine airplane? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:00 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 10:01 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Madtom at April 06, 2020 10:01 PM (go+84)
Posted by: ALH at April 06, 2020 10:01 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 10:01 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: wing at April 06, 2020 10:01 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Madtom at April 06, 2020 10:01 PM (go+84)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:02 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: wing at April 06, 2020 10:02 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 10:02 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 06, 2020 10:02 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 10:03 PM (2pkC+)
Posted by: browndog at April 06, 2020 10:03 PM (gD6Ka)
Love the quote: "Almost all of our sorrows spring out of our relations with other people." I would add that almost all of our joys spring out of our relations with other people. Goes both ways!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 06, 2020 10:03 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2020 10:03 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 10:03 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 06, 2020 10:03 PM (a4qVe)
*I saw that chiselled into an ancient stone somewhere...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 06, 2020 10:03 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2020 10:04 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 06, 2020 10:04 PM (IYHxL)
No Karens.
Life is good.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:04 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 10:05 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Zombie R Heinlein at April 06, 2020 10:05 PM (BiNEL)
No shit? Let's make sure the economy is completely fucked.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 06, 2020 10:05 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 10:05 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 10:03 PM (2pkC+)
Casting to type.
Posted by: ALH at April 06, 2020 10:05 PM (Lhcx9)
On July 9, 1993, Toronto lawyer Garry Hoy was doing his favorite party trick: hurling himself at his office's windows to show their strength. But this time, his stunt failed.
I saw that story on "1000 Ways To Die." IIRC, he'd been doing that stupid trick for so long, the glass or the sealant had weakened and it only took one last pounding to become the gate to heaven.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2020 10:05 PM (2JVJo)
Remake of "Bedknobs and Broomsticks".
Posted by: K-Y Jelly at April 06, 2020 10:05 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: wing at April 06, 2020 10:05 PM (JFzNN)
"Meghan does Malibu"
Which one of you already picked this?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 06, 2020 10:06 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:06 PM (TdMsT)
Oh. Come. On. How about accepting the responsibilities that came with your marriage and ACTING like a princess?
Posted by: Dr Alice at April 06, 2020 10:06 PM (oW/8k)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:05 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks
The streak is about to end.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Markle as Wallis Simpson
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 10:06 PM (ONvIw)
I'll go for a remake since Hollywierd's big on remakes: Splendor In The Ass.
Well, pr0n's Hollyweird, right? Think of it as her 'cumback'. Or 'cumfront'.
Posted by: RickZ at April 06, 2020 10:06 PM (Y8PSl)
Eh... good for her. Taking parts that are all about showing your boobs is something you do when you don't have money. She has money.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 10:06 PM (wGeit)
Shit. That doesn't bode well for my daughters job.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 06, 2020 10:06 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:07 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 06, 2020 10:07 PM (/ARnS)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 06, 2020 10:07 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: mnw at April 06, 2020 10:07 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2020 10:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)
You can only tempt fate for so long.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 06, 2020 10:08 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 06, 2020 10:08 PM (SchxB)
Eh... good for her. Taking parts that are all about showing your boobs is something you do when you don't have money. She has money.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 10:06 PM (wGeit)
Not enough to not beg Trump to provide security apparently.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:08 PM (Z7lwY)
Mike Judge already made Idiocracy, and Adrian Lyne already made Fatal Attraction. What's left?
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 10:08 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: ALH at April 06, 2020 10:08 PM (Lhcx9)
Meghan Markle's best script would be the one about the rancid bitch that swooned a mentally weak guy and got him to willingly give up his life of being a Prince for Life, because blowjobs. Really good blow jobs, combining with the mixed-race sex fantasy.
She would be a natural.
Truly a See You Next Tuesday situation for the ages.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:08 PM (sy5kK)
Only 831 for a high score during shut down. I am surprised. Maybe with everything being shut down... people are... going outside?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:09 PM (A5zUN)
The Princess and the Peck of Peckers
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 10:09 PM (2pkC+)
It's particularly hilarious, given that Hollywood is going through the biggest financial crisis in its history..
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ALH at April 06, 2020 10:09 PM (Lhcx9)
The streak is about to end.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Please don't tell me you're planning to leave us.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 06, 2020 10:09 PM (BiNEL)
Eh... good for her. Taking parts that are all about showing your boobs is something you do when you don't have money. She has money.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 10:06 PM (wGeit)
Not enough to not beg Trump to provide security apparently.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:08 PM (Z7lwY)
Heh heh, well, having money doesn't necessarily mean you don't try to chisel free things out of other people.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 10:09 PM (wGeit)
lol that's right! GREAT timing Meg! well done!
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 06, 2020 10:10 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2020 10:10 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)
C'mon Tonypete, there are six other states beginning with "M".
Also Manitoba up in Canadia!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 06, 2020 10:10 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45 a
This is on the commercial side. Mostly Seattle area but a bunch of jobs on the east coast. These will mostly be in S Carolina.
The Defense side has contracted but contracted jobs remain.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2020 10:10 PM (axyOa)
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That has the virtue of guaranteeing she has all the success she deserves.
Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2020 10:10 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 06, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 06, 2020 10:10 PM (K6xpS)
The streak is about to end.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Please don't tell me you're planning to leave us.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
Whoa! Is MisHum gonna take up streaking?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 06, 2020 10:10 PM (BiNEL)
hmm how about a remake of Sunset Boulevard?
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 06, 2020 10:10 PM (j9HX3)
I guess I don't see the appeal of DuVernay as a ticket to the A-list, but she's a female, black director, and maybe that's all that matters.
Meghan's gonna be lucky to end up starring in her own Hallmark Channel movie franchise.
Suits wasn't exactly a top shelf television show, y'know? Sure, nine seasons, but it was basic cable. Same channel that airs WWE RAW every week, FFS.
*shakes his head*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 10:11 PM (+oVP5)
Fuck you, Mis Hum.
I know it's a joke, but after 30 years of this shit, 30 years of no money, and pancake breakfasts, and no where near enough help, and "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!!!!" and all the bullshit going on right now, this is a fucking rotten thing to post.
I'm out.
Posted by: Pete Polarek at April 06, 2020 10:11 PM (C1NyB)
Feh.
Zod wants 1980-era Cindy Wilson, B-52's singer, to star in Zod's post-apocalyptic Earth-repopulation program.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2020 10:11 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 10:11 PM (AFSld)
I am always amazed by military riflemen that can handle their rifle, like the rest of us operate a bluetooth mouse on our computer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:11 PM (sy5kK)
and those to whom God says, 'All right, then, have it your way.' C. S. Lewis
there are also those who say "Are you sure about this..?"
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 06, 2020 10:11 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
If MisHum has been Streaking, we definitely need pics.
Posted by: Miklos, channeling Ray Stevens at April 06, 2020 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)
I just want her to costar with that choky tranny Ezra Miller.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 10:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Grand Rapids at April 06, 2020 10:12 PM (Xo3T0)
Poor gaffer has to come in after, and clean up the mess.
*where Harry makes a cameo as The Gaffer*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 06, 2020 10:12 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 06, 2020 10:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
Could be he is just getting tired of only posting Zappa. Plus, I think the 30 day mark is coming up soon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:12 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)
hmm how about a remake of Sunset Boulevard?
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 06, 2020 10:10 PM (j9HX3)
Nah - Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? with Sparkle pushing Harry down the stairs.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2020 10:12 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 06, 2020 10:12 PM (/ARnS)
Somebody has to power wash the sidewalk.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 06, 2020 10:08 PM (SchxB)
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This is disgusting and hateful. Shame. Shame. Shame.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 10:12 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 10:12 PM (M/c3J)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)
The streak is about to end.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Please don't tell me you're planning to leave us.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
No, not at all.
You're stuck with me.
The ONTs may not be top notch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: WOPR at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (J70i0)
I took a little chance, last nite.
I've sworn off the 'mystery clicks' until the Zappa-shit is over.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown
Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 10:09 PM (2pkC+)
Prince and the Pauper. Except this time the "Prince" is total goof who's lead around by the nose, and the "Pauper" is a gold digger. Also, DMX plays Henry VIII.
Posted by: Hollywood Head at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (2pkC+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (JCrfD)
It was a nice day, beautiful weather here, lovely day to walk Conor, and my daughter dropped off a lawnmower that she could not get started, so I'll have fun tomorrow.
How were things for you?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: WOPR at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (J70i0)
Both B52 beauties should appear, but Cindy gets top billing.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 10:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 06, 2020 10:14 PM (mrQ/l)
Posted by: Jordan61
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Oops! That was on me.
Forgive me please? I'm ready to accept my discipline.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 10:14 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:14 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 10:14 PM (l2bVb)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Eh, put her in the next SJW-fest, like GirlstBusters.
Nobody's gonna freakin' watch it, anyway.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2020 10:14 PM (P1f+c)
Hope you all have a lovely night.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2020 10:14 PM (2JVJo)
87 56 Thanks
The streak is about to end.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Please don't tell me you're planning to leave us.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
No, not at all.
You're stuck with me.
The ONTs may not be top notch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
So you're saying that weird stalker troll that was showing up on weekends will soon have a legit complaint?
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:14 PM (Z7lwY)
hmm how about a remake of Sunset Boulevard?
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 06, 2020 10:10 PM (j9HX3)
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The world is crying out for an all-female remake of Howard the Duck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 10:14 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
And I've been posting way more than I thought I was.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 10:14 PM (NWiLs)
Soon, you will only have to steal furtive moments of checking the blog before your conscience sends you back to work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:15 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 10:15 PM (l2bVb)
High, but much poorer.
Meghan has cleverly maneuvered him into a jurisdiction where "family law" is a license to plunder wealthy males.
I wonder how much Meghan will ask for in monthly maintenance expenses?
The kid alone will require $30,000 a month, of course.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:15 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
That would be better living through chemistry. Endorsed.
Thanks for the ONT MisHum. I appreciate it.
Posted by: BigZesty at April 06, 2020 10:15 PM (M+mZA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:15 PM (A5zUN)
1. The Hollywood idiots will do something splashy as a vehicle for her.
2. It will bomb.
3. We will be racists and misogynists.
4. She'll be a host on Good Morning America.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:15 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2020 10:05 PM
Never confuse limit/ultimate strength with fatigue/damage tolerance.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2020 10:15 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2020 10:15 PM (axyOa)
"All comedy is funny until it happens to you." Dave Chappelle
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 06, 2020 10:15 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 06, 2020 10:16 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
"hell is other people"
Said by a French Guy, so must be legit.
Posted by: Miklos, Love in the Time of Camus' Plague Years at April 06, 2020 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)
An all female Ishtar would sweep the Oscar's.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 06, 2020 10:16 PM (K6xpS)
yootoob's "52 Girls" 1980 Cap Theatre video will convince any skeptic.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2020 10:16 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: zeera Moron Author
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Dark rum and ginger beer is tasty also!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:16 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:16 PM (A5zUN)
Wut? Dude, a proper flounce-out is supposed to make sense to people who read it. Without that, what do you have?
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 10:17 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2020 10:04 PM (axyOa)
Holy shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 10:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mnw at April 06, 2020 10:17 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: WOPR at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (J70i0)
I'm gonna go with by this time next year.
I wonder if the next time he goes home to visit if he won't be returning, especially if he happens to take their kid along with him.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:17 PM (Z7lwY)
Then I'd send her, with her own camera (no crew), to explore North Sentinel Island.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 06, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)
The fuck?
the things that set some folks off are often odd and amusing.
por ejemplo:
Tater Tots are the bomb!
STFU!!! I keel yooooo!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 06, 2020 10:18 PM (x8Wzq)
No, not at all.
You're stuck with me.
The ONTs may not be top notch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Tonight's ONT looks pretty top notch to me.
But that's just me.
What the hell do I know?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:18 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:18 PM (JCrfD)
It was a nice day, beautiful weather here, lovely day to walk Conor, and my daughter dropped off a lawnmower that she could not get started, so I'll have fun tomorrow.
How were things for you?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (BiNEL)
It sounds like you had a nice day!
I did a six mile walk/sprint on the bike path today. Made good time. But saw lots of a-holes. People walking two across who wouldn't move their fat asses over to the side when you are trying to overtake them.
But not a bad day, despite!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 06, 2020 10:18 PM (puu6v)
More like roaming the streets in hopes of catching CoVid-19
Posted by: 🐧 at April 06, 2020 10:19 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 10:14 PM (XVuno)
That's brilliant! Let me see if Melissa McCarthy is available.
Posted by: Paul Feig at April 06, 2020 10:19 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: zeera Moron Author
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Dark rum and ginger beer is tasty also!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:16 PM (Y4EXg)
Once upon a time.........
151 Rum & Mt. Dew
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 06, 2020 10:15 PM (IYHxL)
Nice. And true, of course. As most comedy contains a grain of truth.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2020 10:19 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:15 PM (A5zUN)
This is true.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 10:14 PM (NWiLs)
You've read him on both women and Christianity. Stands to reason.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2020 10:19 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:18 PM (JCrfD)
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The 737MAX will save them, if they can keep it from plummeting into the ground at inopportune moments.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 10:20 PM (XVuno)
Considering Hollywood's financial situation (gone to zero), I don't think Meggie will be in any position to dictate anything.
Unless the Fed bails out Hollywood.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:20 PM (f1Vqw)
STFU!!! I keel yooooo!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 06, 2020 10:18 PM (x8Wzq)
McDonald's Hash Browns are like I imagine crack to be.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:20 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 06, 2020 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
Producer: Not anymore sugartits. Take your clothes off.
Posted by: BigZesty at April 06, 2020 10:20 PM (M+mZA)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 10:03 PM (2pkC+)
Casting to type.
Posted by: ALH
It would be interesting to know just how many people she screwed to get where she is today.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 10:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 10:20 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:16 PM (A5zUN)
Is this some kind of new Soros Troll technique?
Tonight's ONT is rather calm, in comparison to some of last week's ONTs.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 10:20 PM (l2bVb)
I was joking when I said Hallmark Channel movie franchise upthread, but I just looked at her wiki page, and I'll be damned, but her last two movies in 2014 and 2016 were Hallmark Channel originals, and the movie posters are as cringe as you'd expect.
Hollywood won't even give her something splashy. There's not enough long term financial upside to making her happy. She's a B-list royal, and barely C-list as far as celebrity actresses are concerned.
Disney cartoon movie voiceover work might be her best chance, but she might not be talented enough. They gave her a documentary voiceover, but that seems like that very least they coulda given.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 10:20 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: WOPR at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (J70i0)
I don't see him leaving her. He's twitterpated. But I don't think she's going to keep him around much longer, now that she's home.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (M/c3J)
The fuck?
the things that set some folks off are often odd and amusing.
por ejemplo:
Tater Tots are the bomb!
STFU!!! I keel yooooo!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 06, 2020 10:18 PM (x8Wzq)
I'm guessing he works as a firefighter and was butthurt about the joke.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Tonypete
What are we calling that, now that we don't want to give the hoor any publicity?
a Dark and Presidential?
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (P1f+c)
yootoob's "52 Girls" 1980 Cap Theatre video will convince any skeptic.
Definitely. Great voices, great beauties.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (AFSld)
Why risk the liability if one or more employees gets the WuHan Death Cooties?
Posted by: 🐧 at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
So, enjoy it while it lasts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: doug whiddon at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (XZk0T)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (2pkC+)
Posted by: freaked at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (Tnijr)
And there is not much market for showing 38-year-old boobs in Hollywood anyway, given the competition.
It has been commented that there are two available roles for Hollywood actresses:
1) Young ingenue.
2) Driving Miss Daisy
Meghan doesn't qualify for either.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (I2/tG)
Considering Hollywood's financial situation (gone to zero), I don't think Meggie will be in any position to dictate anything.
Unless the Fed bails out Hollywood.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:20 PM (f1Vqw)
I want to see Donnie Two Scoops re-elected just so he can laugh as he vetoes the Harveywood bailout bill.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (G546f)
The Devil Wears Prada is about due for a reboot.
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (q9K+5)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (HuH1F)
The fuck?
the things that set some folks off are often odd and amusing.
por ejemplo:
Tater Tots are the bomb!
STFU!!! I keel yooooo!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 06, 2020 10:18 PM (x8Wzq)
I'm guessing he works as a
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (Z7lwY)
Clarified it for Pete's sake
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
Why risk the liability if one or more employees gets the WuHan Death Cooties?
Posted by: *omitted to get the comment to post* at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (uYQjf)
I don't care what anyone says, I still like Chinese Lung AIDS.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (A5zUN)
Peter North is 62, I see. Don't know if he's as voluminous as he was in his prime.
Meggie might just have to settle for a dribble.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 10:20 PM (l2bVb)
The Great Escape
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (JCrfD)
I really wish they'd remake Shawshank Redemption. Would be far more powerful with an all female cast.
Agreed, then I can ignore and never see that one as well. Seriously, it's on every 15 minutes on cable.
Posted by: pep at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: zeera Moron Author
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Dark rum and ginger beer is tasty also!
Posted by: Tonypete
An Evelyn Waugh Noonday Refresher involves Gin, ginger beer (not ale) and Guinness.
As Kingsley Amis put it in "On Drink", "It will refresh you, or something."
Posted by: Miklos, a Bright Young Thing (emeritus) at April 06, 2020 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: buzzion
I'm guessing it's the usual sort of troll? I don't see that hash on the last couple ONTs.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2020 10:23 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
So, enjoy it while it lasts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (A5zUN)
You make a good point.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
Ummmhhhnnmmmm....
Posted by: Kim at April 06, 2020 10:23 PM (puu6v)
==
But so do almost all our joys
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 10:23 PM (G546f)
No, not at all.
You're stuck with me.
The ONTs may not be top notch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10
Your ONTS are always over the top. If you need to cut back, we'll cope. Just don't leave us.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
***
Most eyes that have been opened the last few years are never going to close again.
Posted by: ...
Oh yeah? Remember 9/11?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2020 07:51 PM (aKsyK)
dam fuckin straight.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 06, 2020 07:57 PM (ako5T)
Exactly. Most people rolled over and went right back to sleep.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 07:58 PM (NWiLs)
9/11 directly affected it's immediate victims, their families, emergency personnel and then later, recovery and construction folks, and ultimately, the .mil and their families.
For most of the rest of the nation, it was something they watched on TV.
At worst, they lined the streets with flags to show respect for a fallen soldier, coming home for that one last time.
*THIS*, has directly affected every Man, Woman and Child in the United States of America.
The "front lines" are directly outside the front door of everyone. And for those so unfortunate as to been hit by the bug, well, it's on the inside of those doors, too.
In the end, there's going to be an awful lot of people who know someone who either got sick or died from this thing.
I think the memory of this will "stick" much more than 9/11.
And if Trump can maintain the pace on the Press Briefings, then three major messages will have been successfully conveyed to the American People.
1. The Press is Assshoe!
2. China is Asshoe!
3. Democrat Party is Asshoe!
We're fortunate here, in that the press is doing EVERY POSSIBLE THING to drive Point #1 home.
The ACME rake factory just had to put on a 3rd shift.
..meep meep, mutherfuckers.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 06, 2020 10:23 PM (QzJWU)
I got 1000ft of Cat 6 cable, a patch panel, and a network switch for Christmas. Planning to run ethernet connections to various rooms in the house. Just need to get off my ass and run some cable.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2020 10:23 PM (CAJOC)
Said by a French Guy, so must be legit.
Posted by: Miklos, Love in the Time of Camus' Plague Years at April 06, 2020 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)
* * * *
C'est vrai!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 06, 2020 10:23 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 06, 2020 10:24 PM (a4EWo)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 10:24 PM (dOV9E)
The Devil Wears Prada is about due for a reboot.
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (dOV9E)
Death Becomes Her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:24 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 06, 2020 10:24 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 10:24 PM (Eicbe)
Bride of Frankenstein for Meggie.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:24 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:24 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 10:20 PM (l2bVb)
Hmm, with Melissa McCarthy as Shawshank Prison.
Posted by: Paul Feig at April 06, 2020 10:24 PM (2N7oZ)
Three or four years, or more exactly, I'd say eighteen months after the birth of their second kid.
Imagine they got courtside tickets for the Lakers. Would they stand out compared to the usual stars? Maybe for a few months, but after awhile, I just don't see it.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 10:24 PM (+oVP5)
The Great Escape
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (JCrfD
Home Alone: Divorced in New York!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 10:24 PM (l2bVb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
THAT is more rare than Hen's teeth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:25 PM (A5zUN)
Number of employees
153,027 (January 1, 2019)[4]
So Boeing just dropped about 20% of their workforce.
That can't be good.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 06, 2020 10:25 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
That's interesting because Alice Cooper once had an accident during the rehearsal of his fake hanging. There was a wire alongside the rope noose, that prevented the noose from strangling him. It was a bit shorter, so that when he dropped the noose wouldn't actually strangle him. Well, they had used the same wire so many times that it had weakened, and during a rehearsal it snapped.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 10:25 PM (G546f)
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (Z7lwY)
Clarified it for Pete's sake
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
maybe not if it was a finished basement.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:25 PM (Z7lwY)
1) Young ingenue.
2) Driving Miss Daisy
Meghan doesn't qualify for either.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (I2/tG)
There's also older friend of the heroine, the older friend that the maniac turns into a casserole.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 10:25 PM (2pkC+)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 10:21 PM (2pkC+)
1) No, not that I'm aware of.
2) N/A
3) If I could, I would.
Herding cats is challenging but fun.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2020 10:23 PM
It could be a lurker who thinks we can see xqir...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 06, 2020 10:26 PM (7WaWV)
Saw II
Scarface
Halloween
Deer Hunter
King of Comedy
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 10:26 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (G546f)
You need not worry.
Boeing will be around and building flying machines after this stuff subsides.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:26 PM (JCrfD)
The Unfresh ex-Prince and Duchess of Bel-Air.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:26 PM (f1Vqw)
Rudolph Valentino styled himself, "The Count."
Assistant director: "Haul it out here, Count!"
Posted by: mnw at April 06, 2020 10:26 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 06, 2020 10:26 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
True. She's also not wrong about Milano. They worked together at one time. A show called 'Charmed'. It was awful.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 06, 2020 10:27 PM (K6xpS)
The Wisconsin supreme court slapped him down, however.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:27 PM (I2/tG)
The Unfresh ex-Prince and Duchess of Bel-Air.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:26 PM (f1Vqw)
Summer's Eve commercials. Do you ever feel... NOT like a Princess?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:27 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 10:27 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting at April 06, 2020 10:27 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Paul Feig at April 06, 2020 10:24 PM
And Brain Dennehy as Maine!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 06, 2020 10:27 PM (7WaWV)
The Wisconsin supreme court slapped him down, however.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:27 PM (I2/tG)
Pretty much what Ohio's governor did.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:27 PM (Z7lwY)
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Well, not as realistic as my plan to win the lottery and hire a stable of French maids to polish what needs polishing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (G546f)
Posted by: mnw at April 06, 2020 10:07 PM (Cssks)
Dude was based.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 10:27 PM (Eicbe)
That could have potential, assuming Jello is involved.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (NWiLs)
Wrinkle in Time was a huge flop. Doubly so given Orpah's involvement. $250m budget, $133m total box office; needed $500m or $750m to break even.
If Meghan is holding out hope for DuVernay, then it makes you wonder what kinda directors they've offered her first.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (+oVP5)
They did recently win a $14B contract to modernize B1 and B52 weapons systems.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (XVuno)
Harry's name is mud with the Brit public, now. With this WuFlu mess, he's run off to Hollywood, while William and Kate are stepping up to their required role (England expects every man to do his duty).
Harry ain't doing his.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (f1Vqw)
maybe not if it was a finished basement.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:25 PM (Z7lwY
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
She wasn't able to rise above being a c-lister which is why she went the marry a prince route.
She simply doesn't have the chops.
Girl is delusional.
Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (p1nEh)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Tonypete
Mississippi: Hey, what am I? Chopped Liver?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (l2bVb)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 10:22 PM (G546f)
You need not worry.
Boeing will be around and building flying machines after this stuff subsides.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:26 PM (sy5kK)
Yeah, if you have a job at Boeing your job will be there when they get back to work. It's not like the government will ever let Boeing fail.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 10:29 PM (wGeit)
IBD/TIPP
Biden47%
Trump 41%
Biden+6
Posted by: FatherMerrin at April 06, 2020 10:27 PM (6iuri)
I believe this poll with 100% of my brain and heart. Who need a proactive genius alpha leader who sleeps 5 hours a night while tirelessly working to make the world better, when you can have a senile Granpa who doesn't even know where his lawn is?
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 10:29 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 06, 2020 10:29 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (+lVUW
We talked about this.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 10:29 PM (l2bVb)
When Pace is making your acting look bad, you have some issues.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:29 PM (A5zUN)
The Queen and Will and Kate are the only useful royals in the entire country
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (ykYG2)
IBD/TIPP
My rectum 47%
Biden 41%
My rectum +6
Posted by: Anguiras at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (QYGR4)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
* * * *
^^^^THIS^^^^
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: buzzion
And the United Kingdom and Canada. They're running out of suckers who want to foot the bill for their security.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 10:25 PM (G546f)
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Real and Disney Princesses of Hollywood
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: free tibet at April 06, 2020 10:23 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: free tibet at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (IMdOQ)
DuVernay is black. Meghan has to maximize her intersectionality points, after all.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (I2/tG)
And what a prince.
Ha!
Posted by: Grace Kelly, as told to Miklos at April 06, 2020 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:31 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:31 PM (JCrfD)
What pathetic assholes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:31 PM (JCrfD)
It rhymes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:31 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 06, 2020 10:29 PM (puu6v)
Well she was a suitcase girl on Deal or No Deal, so she's got game show experience.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 10:31 PM (M/c3J)
https://tinyurl.com/tejdmja
https://tinyurl.com/satvp8r
https://tinyurl.com/vfuce9f
https://tinyurl.com/roqwafo
https://tinyurl.com/uqgotdk
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2020 10:32 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: coooolwhip at April 06, 2020 10:32 PM (QYGR4)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 10:32 PM (G546f)
Evers in WI got slapped down twice today. Once by the State Supremes and once by SCOTUS. Beautiful
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (7ZQe3)
I'm doing Decision Desk for it tomorrow night, and it's going to be a total DUMPSTRRR FAHRRRE!
Posted by: pookysgirl, spoiler of cats at April 06, 2020 10:32 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 10:32 PM (8JqLB)
Details?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 06, 2020 10:32 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: ALH
Too bad the queen got all uppity and wouldn't let her wear the tiara that she wanted.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)
Or have a sex tape "leaked" - ideally with someone other than Harry.
She has been an attention whore her entire life - she is not going to react well when people stop paying attention to her.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:33 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: WOPR at April 06, 2020 10:13 PM (J70i0)
Best possible outcome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 10:33 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 06, 2020 10:33 PM (HuH1F)
So after a month of watching Zappa videos, instead of a wide variety of old rock, English rock, old blues, and some traditional country music, YouTube has nothing but Zappa videos cued up for me now.
21 videos, I counted.
Oh, there is a Lou Reed in the middle, guessing it was because I linked it in a comment last week, a single Keith Moon video (have no idea why), and a single Bob Dylan video (that I listened to about a week ago).
So only 18 out the 21. Guess I over reacted. Never mind.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:33 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:33 PM (JCrfD)
https://tinyurl.com/tejdmja
https://tinyurl.com/satvp8r
https://tinyurl.com/vfuce9f
https://tinyurl.com/roqwafo
https://tinyurl.com/uqgotdk
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2020 10:32 PM (qAR6u
Jello! Whatcha drinking?
Posted by: Bill Cosby at April 06, 2020 10:33 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (7WaWV)
Twelve Angry Women.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2020 10:33 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:33 PM (A5zUN)
And what a prince.
Ha!
Posted by: Grace Kelly, as told to Miklos at April 06, 2020 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)
And proceeded to make Marie Antoinette look like a woman of the people.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:33 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (7ZQe3)
Fucking retarded piece of shit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
The difference being Wisconsin's elections weren't just primaries, but a whole bunch of state offices, including the supreme court, so it's a little more fundamental in terms of law.
There's nothing stopping the legislature from giving the governor authority to move things around in case of emergency, but they gotta codify that into law first.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 10:34 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Joe Sundowm at April 06, 2020 10:34 PM (Eicbe)
Can I see the hands of those who think Trump gets only 40%... in FL?!?
Funny... I see no hands.
Posted by: mnw at April 06, 2020 10:34 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 10:34 PM (G546f)
I believe this poll with 100% of my brain and heart. Who need a proactive genius alpha leader who sleeps 5 hours a night while tirelessly working to make the world better, when you can have a senile Granpa who doesn't even know where his lawn is?
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 10:29 PM (dOV9E)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
https://tinyurl.com/uygqllb
https://tinyurl.com/qryyjmu
https://tinyurl.com/ws5wlrd
https://tinyurl.com/tzk8n8k
https://tinyurl.com/vjatbo2
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2020 10:34 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2020 10:34 PM (+y/Ru)
This Dominic Raab guy who is taking over from BoJo doesn't inspire much confidence to me. He looks like some upper-class twit. And a poofter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:35 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 06, 2020 10:35 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 06, 2020 10:33 PM (HuH1F)
I have a similar experiment continuing with Maker's Mark, which is 90 proof.
So far, I am healthy but not planning to drive soon.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:35 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 06, 2020 10:35 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 10:35 PM (K22Va)
She and Harry can both star in a remake of The Great Escape.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 06, 2020 10:35 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 06, 2020 10:35 PM (7ZQe3)
Or have a sex tape "leaked" - ideally with someone other than Harry.
She has been an attention whore her entire life - she is not going to react well when people stop paying attention to her.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:33 PM (I2/tG)
Would it be wrong to suggest to her that she ought to drink some fish tank cleaner?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 06, 2020 10:36 PM (0ReGO)
Is it wrong that I can actually name a few of the... actresses?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:36 PM (A5zUN)
Hey, for all that scold knows, that couple could be creating a life!
Didja ever think about that, Karen?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 06, 2020 10:36 PM (OuZMr)
Leave the bf and van; take the cannolis.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 06, 2020 10:36 PM (6eEQ+)
I am demoralized.
Now, please go away.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:33 PM (JCrfD)
The hotel guy?
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 06, 2020 10:36 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Kazi at April 06, 2020 10:37 PM (0x00j)
I totally forgot that. They put her in the first two episodes of the second season, prime casting in terms of introducing a new character, and then she just disappeared. Brutal.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 10:37 PM (+oVP5)
Re Bojo, Daily Mail says his condition was much worse than initially reported (no surprise there).
He was holed up in isolation at #10 and using video conferencing. They said a doctor took one look at his image on the screen, and told him to get his ass to the hospital right now, sparky.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:37 PM (f1Vqw)
---
Here's a gift.
https://youtu.be/4EmbYo65Pbs
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 10:37 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 06, 2020 10:37 PM (y0S2P)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (+lVUW
We talked about this.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 10:29 PM (l2bVb)
We're going to stay out of this dustup.
Posted by: Washington and Oregon at April 06, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 06, 2020 10:38 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:38 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 10:39 PM (8JqLB)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 06, 2020 10:37 PM (y0S2P)
The Longest Yard, and I'm in.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 06, 2020 10:39 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 06, 2020 10:37 PM (y0S2P
The Longest Yard.
But its field hockey
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:39 PM (Z7lwY)
Get people to blame Trump for the flu.
Get people to forget that Trump got the economy red hot once already.
Get people to believe the guy who shits himself on live TV can do better.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 10:39 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 10:39 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 06, 2020 10:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2020 10:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Is that the story where Markle meets Stone?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 06, 2020 10:39 PM (NgKpN)
5 polling locations in Milwaukee, which normally has 180, for more than 300,000 registered voters. NOT EQUAL! Wisconsin Republicans are endangering our lives to suppress votes. And it's incredibly obvious!
Uh, isn't the provision of sufficient polling places Milwaukee County's responsibility?
Whenever you hear a sob story of voters having to wait hours to vote, they never mention that this invariably happens in counties controlled by Democrats, who are responsible for managing elections in the county.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:39 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Meghan Markle at April 06, 2020 10:39 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2020 10:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Is that the story where Markle meets Stone?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 06, 2020 10:39 PM (NgKpN)
Damn it, meant STEEL!
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 06, 2020 10:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 10:39 PM (UUBmN)
Well, mee-YOW!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 06, 2020 10:40 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Meghan Markle at April 06, 2020 10:39 PM (6eEQ+)
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Will you go full frontal?
Posted by: Bob Guccione at April 06, 2020 10:40 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 10:40 PM (dLLD6)
DuVernay is black. Meghan has to maximize her intersectionality points, after all.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (I2/tG)
Peeling back the onion layer by layer is very entertaining. Of course the entertainment is at the expense of British royalty, but hey.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:41 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 06, 2020 10:41 PM (pPNCa)
our guvner evers is a fuckwit. but, why the hell go i have to see and hear that gunver nipples fifty times a day.
I'll trade you for the fat prick south of your border.
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 10:41 PM (K22Va)
Get people to blame Trump for the flu.
Get people to forget that Trump got the economy red hot once already.
Get people to believe the guy who shits himself on live TV can do better."
Even the hysterical Karens afraid people are walking their dogs too much aren't going to vote for Biden. The bad news is the Democrats realize it, too.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 06, 2020 10:41 PM (puu6v)
So...should we ban people who insist upon copy/paste troll droppings, in spite of the hundreds of suggestions and warnings we have given over the years?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 10:41 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 10:42 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 10:28 PM (+lVUW
We talked about this.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 10:29 PM (l2bVb)
We're going to stay out of this dustup.
Posted by: Washington and Oregon at April 06, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)
Duh, you wouldn't be alliterative.
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
... not to mention
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Missouri
Montana
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 06, 2020 10:42 PM (0ReGO)
our guvner evers is a fuckwit. but, why the hell go i have to see and hear that gunver nipples fifty times a day.
I'll trade you for the fat prick south of your border.
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 10:41 PM (K22Va)
Fish cribs, Lake Michigan
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 10:39 PM (8JqLB)
All that truth, in one little sentence.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:42 PM (sy5kK)
Excalibur remake!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 10:42 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Melissa McCarthy at April 06, 2020 10:42 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 06, 2020 10:40 PM (ABuva)
Watch 'To Catch a Thief.' She is not even in the same species.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:42 PM (A5zUN)
Get people to blame Trump for the flu.
Get people to forget that Trump got the economy red hot once already.
Get people to believe the guy who shits himself on live TV can do better."
Even the hysterical Karens afraid people are walking their dogs too much aren't going to vote for Biden. The bad news is the Democrats realize it, too.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 06, 2020 10:41 PM (puu6v)
No, the Democrats game plan is 'if we can't be in charge, we'll burn this M F place down'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 06, 2020 10:43 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
https://www.youtube.com/feed/history
Start deleting things you don't want more of.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2020 10:43 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 06, 2020 10:44 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
She's "Not Dead Yet"...
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 06, 2020 10:44 PM (K6xpS)
Excalibur remake!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 10:42 PM (+oVP5)
Christina Hendricks for the role of Morgan!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:44 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 06, 2020 10:44 PM (CjFDo)
Here's Meghan's story. She's a C-list actress, who is never gonna make it up the ladder, and she knows it. Prince Harry gets besotted with her watching some damned show she was on. She thinks she can marry him and get to the A-list level of celebrityhood.
She finds out that being a royal, especially a British royal is nothing like being an A-lister. There are perks, but also tremendous responsibilities and work that is required.
That ain't what she signed up for, so she bails.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:44 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Miklos, drinking a fine Piscinator at April 06, 2020 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Washington and Oregon at April 06, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)
Duh, you wouldn't be alliterative.
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
... not to mention
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Missouri
Montana
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Sorry I brought it up. Jeeze.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:44 PM (Y4EXg)
Age, or is she ill?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 06, 2020 10:45 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 06, 2020 10:43 PM (NgKpN
I hope they hold their breath this time. Last time all we got was the rolling on the floor.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 10:45 PM (l2bVb)
Summer's Eve commercials. Do you ever feel... NOT like a Princess?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:27 PM (A5zUN)
Never!
And thanks for asking!
Posted by: Guvnor Jay Inslee at April 06, 2020 10:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2020 10:45 PM (XzT/D)
Just sayin'
Pax ex.
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 06, 2020 10:45 PM (bv5k8)
Posted by: freaked at April 06, 2020 10:45 PM (Tnijr)
or Safe Space. Another option is the murder victim of the week on crime
dramas; it wouldn't be too much of a stretch for her career. Given my druthers, though, I'd like to see her in the lead role of an extended Twilight Zone episode: To Serve Man.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2020 10:45 PM (joJfO)
Posted by: Bob Guccione at April 06, 2020 10:40 PM (XVuno)
Yes.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2020 10:45 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:46 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:46 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2020 10:45 PM (XzT/D)
I smell an Oscar in your future, Zod!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 10:46 PM (l2bVb)
Posted by: Miklos, based on a True Story at April 06, 2020 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 10:46 PM (K22Va)
Yeah, but Mirren got that "serious actress" role by being remarkably willing to take her clothes off on camera throughout her 20's and 30's.
Hard to beat starring in "Caligula".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
So...should we ban people who insist upon copy/paste troll droppings, in spite of the hundreds of suggestions and warnings we have given over the years?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 10:41 PM (dLLD6)
Sh*t. Your choice, of course. Here's my defense: I did not know it was troll droppings. I thought it was one of us, in fear over a poll. So I sought to turn that fear into something more congenial.
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 10:47 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:42 PM (sy5kK)
In youtube veritas.
Posted by: DJ Tacitus at April 06, 2020 10:47 PM (2N7oZ)
Nice to see you and thanks for insight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 10:47 PM (cCaW5)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 06, 2020 10:47 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 06, 2020 10:47 PM (m45I2)
I think you mean "Alive"
Posted by: Miklos, based on a True Story at April 06, 2020 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)
All female Donner Party movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:47 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 06, 2020 10:47 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2020 10:48 PM (+y/Ru)
The New James Bond!
Yes, a Princess goes undercover to the US to stop their nerfarious big business Rape of Mother Gaia.
The new M? Scoldilocks of course!
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 06, 2020 10:48 PM (NgKpN)
What an absolute whore.
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 06, 2020 10:48 PM (bv5k8)
Wouldn't be a living thing left inside a week.
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 10:46 PM (K22Va)
typical deep tunnel shit overruns from Milwaukee
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:48 PM (aA3+G)
Age, or is she ill?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 06, 2020 10:45 PM (7s3
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I don't follow her that closely. I just figure she's really old.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 10:48 PM (XVuno)
Meghan Markle in the Princess and the Frog!
Meghan as Buttercup in The Princess Bride with Harry as Prince Humperdinck.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 06, 2020 10:48 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:48 PM (A5zUN)
But bails to what?
She pushing 40, Hollywood pretty much stops casting women when they turn 35. There are a few exceptions but films are a young woman's game.
She's clearly delusional.
Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (p1nEh)
Because that would have been weird...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 06, 2020 10:48 PM (pPNCa)
No. Just no. They should never, ever think of remaking that movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (A5zUN)
Heh...well done.
But I hope The Horde is aware of how much shit is going on on this blog, and how much more shit we have to deal with. Including from some of the regulars.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Remember that Joe has been licking the boots of the Chinese Communist Party for decades, which I suspect is going to be an issue in the election.
Hunter collected far more bribes from China than he ever did from Ukraine.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (I2/tG)
And I'm out. Thank for the ONT MH.
Posted by: freaked at April 06, 2020 10:45 PM (Tnijr)
I'm waiting for the new Green remake,
Grand Prius.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:47 PM (A5zUN)
***
straying dangerously into Pronhub territory there aren't we?
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (bv5k8)
Posted by: Muggles Merkin at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (EgshT)
I am demoralized.
Now, please go away.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:33 PM (JCrfD)
DRINK!!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:50 PM (sy5kK)
A poster who is a friend of Miley's and knew about us saw Publius Redux post something about his wife and freaked out, thinking it was me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:50 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 10:50 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:47 PM (A5zUN)
I've already seen the L Word.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 06, 2020 10:50 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 10:50 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Anguiras at April 06, 2020 10:30 PM (QYGR4)
You're late, boy. That Merrin fucker beat you by three minutes. No cookie for you!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 10:50 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 06, 2020 10:48 PM (pPNCa)
No. Just no. They should never, ever think of remaking that movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (A5zUN)
Yup, like 'Secondhand Lions', there are just some movies that are just right, as they are.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 06, 2020 10:51 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (bv5k
Ok, name 10 'Movie' actresses you would actually pay to see in an all female porno. Removing Jennifer Connelly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:51 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: vmom 2020
Are there that many companies that do what they do? My parents had had a chunk of Lockheed Martin stock that was great. My brother said that there were few companies that competed with them. I wonder if Boeing is in the same situation.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 10:51 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 10:51 PM (M/c3J)
No, the Democrats game plan is 'if we can't be in charge, we'll burn this M F place down'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 06, 2020 10:43 PM (NgKpN)
This.
In a nutshell.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 06, 2020 10:51 PM (K6xpS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:47 PM (A5zUN)
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IN A WORLD WHERE ONLY THE QUICK SURVIVE....
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 10:51 PM (XVuno)
nature.com/articles/s41551-020-0534-9
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 10:52 PM (ykYG2)
they are full on insane
Posted by: Beverly at April 06, 2020 10:52 PM (RG4NU)
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HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-
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Posted by: The Clown Hammer of Reality at April 06, 2020 10:52 PM (bYkx0)
I was so shocked and offended that I stopped and started filming them.
I then uploaded the video to PornHub.
It was shocking!
Posted by: Outraged Lady Jogger! at April 06, 2020 10:52 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 06, 2020 10:47 PM (HuH1F)
Since Maker's Mark is only 45% alcohol, not the 60% required to kill all germs, I compensate by making the shots one-third bigger.
Pleased to say it is working so far!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:52 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 06, 2020 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)
373 straying dangerously into Pronhub territory there aren't we?
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (bv5k
Ok, name 10 'Movie' actresses you would actually pay to see in an all female porno. Removing Jennifer Connelly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:51 PM (A5zUN)
Morena Baccarin.
Jewel Staite.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:53 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 06, 2020 10:53 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 10:53 PM (K22Va)
Yeah, but Mirren got that "serious actress" role by being remarkably willing to take her clothes off on camera throughout her 20's and 30's.
Hard to beat starring in "Caligula".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
She also managed to stay surprisingly attractive as she aged.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 10:53 PM (wGeit)
But I hope The Horde is aware of how much shit is going on on this blog, and how much more shit we have to deal with. Including from some of the regulars.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (dLLD6)
Hey!
I'm TRYING to behave!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 06, 2020 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)
She's more machine now than Man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:53 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Crap, what did I do this time????
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 10:53 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2020 10:53 PM (qAR6u)
nature.com/articles/s41551-020-0534-9
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 10:52 PM (ykYG2)
Is this like a Shep Smith/Don Lemon dating app?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:53 PM (sy5kK)
Those frigging gifs lock up my browser. Could we please have a warning for them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Jewel Staite.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:53 PM (Z7lwY)
*buzzer* both primarily TV actresses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (A5zUN)
I realize now that I can't name too many current actresses. I can name more than few current "actresses", though. This is bad.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (f1Vqw)
And somebody sure seems to like Melanie Phillips, in the sidebar. Or maybe what she has to say is three times better than anything else in the sidebar.
Posted by: bluebell at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Jewel Staite.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:53 PM (Z7lwY)
I too have been re-watching Firefly in quarantine.
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Nerds Everywhere at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (2N7oZ)
"At 2pm, during my afternoon jog, I spotted two morons having sex by the woodlands in South Norwood Country Park," she said.
"It was in plain sight and children were around.
"So much for staying home and saving lives.
"Disgusting."
Karen (UK)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (MQ0v4)
Nice to see you and thanks for insight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
356 Not too often we see both publius and Publius on the same thread. I thought for quite some time they were the same guy who changed his nic depending on what time of day/night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:48 PM (A5zUN)
Thanks folks - good to see everyone. Good to be seen. Hong Kong went onto a bit of a lock-down. The ChiCms are obviously lying about their "no new numbers" of infected. But I think we are cresting the pandemic wave right now. (#2weeks?) More importantly I think we are cresting the "ridiculous overblown panic" stage as well.
How goes it there MisHum?
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 06, 2020 10:55 PM (bv5k8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Can I buy some indulgences to get ahead of it a bit?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:55 PM (Y4EXg)
Thank God Shep Smith got butthurt and assmad with FOX and quit.
Can you imagine the level of hysteria he'd be amped up to now? The mind boggles.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:55 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (miJU3)
I will do some shadow puppets on the wall to get the info across...
*makes bunnies with huge jugs, running motions*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:55 PM (A5zUN)
You need to set the scene.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2020 10:55 PM (XzT/D)
If only someone threw a Karen off the fire escape like Raymond Burr threw Jimmy Stewart
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2020 10:55 PM (qAR6u)
We're going to stay out of this dustup.
Posted by: Washington and Oregon at April 06, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)
Duh, you wouldn't be alliterative.
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
... not to mention
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Missouri
Montana
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Sorry I brought it up. Jeeze.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:44 PM (Y4EXg)
I'm about ready to break into "Fifty Nifty United States" if you keep this up.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 10:55 PM (2pkC+)
Posted by: klaftern at April 06, 2020 10:55 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Zod
Nah, they crash on take off from Jaghbub at the beginning of the film. Roll credits.
Posted by: Aviator at April 06, 2020 10:56 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 10:56 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 06, 2020 10:56 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 10:55 PM (2pkC+)
I'll sing it with you.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 10:56 PM (TdMsT)
Can you imagine the level of hysteria he'd be amped up to now? The mind boggles.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:55 PM (f1Vqw)
Wait, is there something going on?
Posted by: Shep! at April 06, 2020 10:56 PM (2N7oZ)
You basically get one hour outta the house every day; groceries, pharmacy, exercise, etc. One hour, and they say you can't break that into two or three segments. You can only go out once.
People are literally calling the police about people sunbathing, alone in their own yards, and the police are actually responding because it's a non-essential activity.
British politicians make Trump look like a fucking amateur on the authoritarian scale.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 10:56 PM (+oVP5)
Those frigging gifs lock up my browser. Could we please have a warning for them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I figured "Bouncing Boredom Reliever ONT Compliance Pics" was the warning.
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2020 10:56 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2020 10:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
.............
Indeed! She wears a 50's dress like no other dame...
Rear Window is another!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 06, 2020 10:57 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (dLLD6)
I for one am not, and I keep fairly good tabs on things, after work hours, when nothing else intrudes. Guessing you remove a lot that a lot of us never see. So how would we know?
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 10:57 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 06, 2020 10:35 PM (pPNCa)
PIledriving Miss Daisy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 10:57 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (miJU3)
"Warning: Have tissues or toilet paper nearby while viewing"
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2020 10:57 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (dOV9E)
Me too.
I have considered Farscape. But it is by turns, depressing and weird. Weird is fine, depressing, well I gave at the office.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:57 PM (A5zUN)
You need to set the scene.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2020 10:55 PM (XzT/D)
I could only play if I can reach back in time to bring actresses like young Ingrid Bergman and young Grace Kelly into the present.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 10:57 PM (wGeit)
Super moon tomorrow night...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 06, 2020 10:57 PM (7s3Gx)
Civilization is about to collapse here.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:57 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 10:58 PM (8JqLB)
required to kill all germs, I compensate by making the shots one-third
bigger.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 10:52 PM (sy5kK)
I love math!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 10:58 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Can I buy some indulgences to get ahead of it a bit?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:55 PM (Y4EXg)
SMH and slowly walks away...............
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:58 PM (Y4EXg)
They can say whatever they want, but people can see the reality for themselves on a daily basis.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 10:58 PM (+lVUW)
"At 2pm, during my afternoon jog, I spotted two morons having sex by the woodlands in South Norwood Country Park," she said.
"It was in plain sight and children were around.
"So much for staying home and saving lives.
"Disgusting."
Karen (UK)"
Lemme guess: her social media Karen friends jumped all over her for selfishly jogging.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 06, 2020 10:58 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Is it too early to suggest the formation of a private AoSHQ police force and tactical weapons squad?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 10:58 PM (XVuno)
I don't know if Ace is still around, but here's the latest from his waifu Demi Rose. Demi is isolating well, I see:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8193131
England expects every thot to do her duty.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:58 PM (f1Vqw)
- Sign 'em both to a reality show.
- The reality show is called "Buried Alive!" Both Harry and Meghan are buried alive in an extra-wide coffin, live on camera.
- 2 hours after they're buried, the show is cancelled. Entire crew walks off.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 06, 2020 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2020 10:55 PM (XzT/D)
An alpine ski lodge is snowed in- and no one thought to bring a wall charger!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:59 PM (A5zUN)
Clockwork Orange was ahead of its time in its depiction of the British police.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 10:59 PM (I2/tG)
Jewel Staite.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:53 PM (Z7lwY)
*buzzer* both primarily TV actresses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (A5zUN)
Both appeared in Serenity so I declare movie plus sexiness loophole. Baccarin for being smoking hot, and Staite having the Ginger on Gilligan's Island vibe.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:59 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 10:59 PM (M/c3J)
What a good year, what a good venue.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2020 10:59 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 10:58 PM (8JqLB)
Our pleasure...and it really is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 11:00 PM (dLLD6)
That's the one, right?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 06, 2020 11:00 PM (7WaWV)
I don't know if Ace is still around, but here's the latest from his waifu Demi Rose. Demi is isolating well, I see:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8193131
England expects every thot to do her duty.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 10:58 PM (f1Vqw)
She is a pretty girl, no question about that. But when did ancient fertility statues become the ideal for the female shape?
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 11:00 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2020 11:00 PM (RtI0W)
He didn't have nearly as much affection or respect for other lead women he cast in his films.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 06, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:59 PM (Z7lwY)
Exception granted. Staite would be my choice between the two.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:01 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 06, 2020 10:35 PM (KP5rU)
Ah, the "Be better" clause.
I'm glad expectations for me are *much* lower.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2020 11:01 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:59 PM (Z7lwY)
I always found Staite to be the more attractive, which is funny since Baccarin is supposed to be the siren.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:01 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 11:01 PM (UUBmN)
It is your lot to serve. Wear your chains lightly.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2020 11:02 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 10:58 PM (XVuno)
This would be an all-ettes force, yes? I look forward to the thread where we design the uniforms.
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 11:02 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 10:59 PM (M/c3J)
Dude, no one ever said he was supposed to be a SMART photographer.
Dude got injured at a car race, for God's sake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:02 PM (A5zUN)
germs, I compensate by making the shots one-third bigger.
Proof or percent? 43% alcohol equals 86 proof. Either way, it never hurts to try.
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 11:02 PM (K22Va)
with A-list directors in the hopes that she will secure a breakout role
that will finally get her taken seriously as an actress.
...............
Great timing, Megs!
Theaters will be closing down permanently! and the A-List actresses will all be vying for the few Netflix movie parts available!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 06, 2020 11:02 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2020 11:00 PM (RtI0W
I think people knew what to expect from an adult movie and didn't freak out at the innuendo. People had this thing called a sense of humor.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 11:02 PM (pUDQf)
That's the direction I would head in making an all-female porno. I'm thinking Lena Dunham, that rat-faces scientologist chick from HBO's Handmaid's Tale series . . . who else?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2020 11:03 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 10:57 PM (dOV9E)
Yes...Ace and the cobloggers and the folks who have graciously agreed to monitor the blog (anonymously and without credit or appreciation).
All we ask is a bit of attention to the very, very lax rules around here.
And forgive me that I have used your mild transgression as a catalyst for my ranting....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 11:03 PM (dLLD6)
I've always been amazed by that, too. But then came Plenty O'Toole and Holly Goodhead.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 11:03 PM (JCrfD)
That ass is just something else. I figured butt implants and maybe a rib removed or something (they do this), but they say that's real, on the far tails (heh, heh) of the female shape distribution.
I mean she could give Brie Larson an ass for Christmas and not even miss it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 11:03 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:01 PM (wGeit)
A little too on the nose, I think. On the other hand, Saffron pushes all of the buttons.
I would be going to the special Hell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:03 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:51 PM (A5zUN)
Morena Baccarin.
Jewel Staite.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:53 PM (Z7lwY)
agreed and i add:
Salma Hayak
Scarlett Johannson
Natalie Portman
Karen Gillan
Maggie Q
Charlize Theron
Mila Kunis
Emma Stone
Frankly, I could go on - and if we add "all actresses from all times, in their prime" - then the list grows exponentially! I mean. Raquel Welch? C'mon man -!
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 06, 2020 11:03 PM (bv5k8)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2020 11:00 PM (RtI0W)
It's from the book, which I am currently re-reading. In the book, she's a total Lesbo, and is, er, snatching the Bond Girl right out of James' frustrated hands.
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 11:04 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 11:01 PM (UUBmN)
Um... what?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 06, 2020 11:04 PM (0ReGO)
Have fun storming the castle y'all.
Endeavour to persevere!!
(because I can't endeavor without 'u")
P.S. For the record, I thought the fireman job posting wass funny.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 06, 2020 11:04 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 06, 2020 11:04 PM (y0S2P)
Already been done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgpxsi19DEQ
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 11:05 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 10:58 PM (XVuno)
I'm in! I just put a very nice red dot sight on my new AR-15 upper.
So I am Mr. Tactical Dildo!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 11:05 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 11:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:01 PM (wGeit)
A little too on the nose, I think. On the other hand, Saffron pushes all of the buttons.
I would be going to the special Hell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:03 PM (A5zUN)
Me too. Ah, well, Christina Hendricks. What more can you say?
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:05 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2020 11:03 PM (H5knJ)
I've seen that movie. Yeesh. I kept watching it because I was waiting for the bad guys to get what was coming to them, which *SPOILER ALERT* never happens.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 11:06 PM (M/c3J)
Meghan Markle
IN
CATS II
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 11:05 PM (oVJmc)
--------
Purrrrrrr-fect.
Posted by: bluebell at April 06, 2020 11:06 PM (/669Q)
Be good to one another.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2020 11:06 PM (l9m7l)
You need to set the scene.
Posted by: Zod at April 06, 2020 10:55 PM (XzT/D)
Can I be the director?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 11:06 PM (sy5kK)
Mark Steyn noted that one of the people working on the early Bond movies had previously been associated with the "Carry On" series of British sex comedies. It was apparently his job to get the double entendres into the script.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 11:06 PM (I2/tG)
Jane Seymour and Farrah Fawcett have a three way lesbo scene.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 11:06 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 11:03 PM (dLLD6)
No, not at all miffed. Worth it for a glimpse behind the curtain. It's interesting that, as a commenter, I barely noticed the upsurge, because you all were doing such a good job. I expected an upsurge this year, of course, but not yet, and not under these special circumstances.
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 11:06 PM (dOV9E)
I've always been amazed by that, too. But then came Plenty O'Toole and Holly Goodhead.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here
In the same way I didn't recognize the Pron Hub drum intro?
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 11:07 PM (q19F0)
Scarlett Johannson
Natalie Portman
Karen Gillan
Maggie Q
Charlize Theron
Mila Kunis
Emma Stone
Frankly, I could go on - and if we add "all actresses from all times, in their prime" - then the list grows exponentially! I mean. Raquel Welch? C'mon man -!
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 06, 2020 11:03 PM (bv5k
Hmmm, good list, I would remove Mila Kunis, Emma Stone and Natalie Portman and insert *heh* Emily Blunt from Edge of Tomorrow, Anne Hathaway from Dark Knight Rises, and... Jane Seymour.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:07 PM (A5zUN)
Already been done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgpxsi19DEQ
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 11:05 PM (JCrfD)
I love how all the space show uniforms from the 1960s have the same metallic look. And short skirts.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:07 PM (wGeit)
Are you really bluebell?
Seems awfully late for a red sox fan
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 11:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 11:07 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:08 PM (A5zUN)
Baccarin is part lizard which can turn down the hot meter. For some.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2020 11:08 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: bluebell at April 06, 2020 11:08 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (KP5rU)
Liz Taylor
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: bluebell at April 06, 2020 11:06 PM (/669Q)
The grilled lasagna?
I was joking!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (dLLD6)
https://youtu.be/WhDrGnjacvA
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 10:58 PM (Y4EXg)
Yep!
Learned it in 7th grade!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 06, 2020 11:04 PM (m45I2)
If I left every time I didn't have anything useful, provocative, or amusing to say I'd never be here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (M/c3J)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:07 PM (A5zUN)
***
As the Hawaii judge might say: "I'll allow it."
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (bv5k8)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (A5zUN)
I have considered Farscape. But it is by turns, depressing and weird. Weird is fine, depressing, well I gave at the office.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:57 PM (A5zUN)
I think the miniseries, "The Peacekeeper Wars", which was the conclusion to Farscape, was actually quite better than a lot of the Farscape episodes themselves - I thought this was one where they did a really nice job of wrapping up the entire series. The homage to 2001 featuring "Harvey" (the implant in Chrichton's head, itself an homage to the Jimmy Stewart movie) was extremely well done. Very enjoyable for any fan of the Kubrick original.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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They found a dead body outside one of the entrances to my office building. No details yet. Rumors of it being a homeless person and no indication of cause of death. They have been doing a lot of "sanitizing " and deep cleaning in the building since this started.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 11:10 PM (UUBmN)
Here's an example, of how old Hollywood could do sex. Classy and elegant. Gene Kelly and Cyd Charisse in Singin' in the Rain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gry8mj8Zql8
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 11:10 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Riddle at April 06, 2020 11:10 PM (srmDT)
This isn't rocket surgery folks. If you would have wanted to vote you would have done it already.
Grow up
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 06, 2020 11:10 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)
So have the gripes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 11:10 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)
And Zappa is no spring chicken himself. Maybe a zombie chicken.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:10 PM (V2Yro)
Meghan Markle
IN
CATS II
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 11:05 PM (oVJmc)
***
That's a thread winner right there
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 06, 2020 11:10 PM (bv5k8)
I have considered Farscape. But it is by turns, depressing and weird. Weird is fine, depressing, well I gave at the office.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:57 PM (A5zUN)
I think the miniseries, "The Peacekeeper Wars", which was the conclusion to Farscape, was actually quite better than a lot of the Farscape episodes themselves - I thought this was one where they did a really nice job of wrapping up the entire series. The homage to 2001 featuring "Harvey" (the implant in Chrichton's head, itself an homage to the Jimmy Stewart movie) was extremely well done. Very enjoyable for any fan of the Kubrick original.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (V2Yro)
Farscape got better as the seasons progressed. How many shows do that?
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:11 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:59 PM (Z7lwY)
I always found Staite to be the more attractive, which is funny since Baccarin is supposed to be the siren.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:01 PM (wGeit)
There's certainly a little bit of Ginger and Mary Ann going on with them. Jewel definitely hits that girl next door Mary Ann had.
Oh, Elisha Cuthbert.
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 11:11 PM (Z7lwY)
DuVernay is black. Meghan has to maximize her intersectionality points, after all.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Here's the problem with the demand for diversity in the movies and Meaghan's demands. I like going to movies at the theater. I like the whole experience, including popcorn and pop. Between the ticket prices and the concessions, it ain't cheap. You have to really want to see a movie to go to the theater. I just can't see many people putting down that kind of money for an actress who only got the job because she married a member of the royal family.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 11:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 11:06 PM (dOV9E)
You and me both!
And...99.9% of you lunatics are great. it's the 0.1% who create the work.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 11:11 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 11:11 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:51 PM (A5zUN)
None. I'll wait for the leaked versions.
I gotta make this VPN pay for itself somehow.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2020 11:11 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 11:06 PM (I2/tG)
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Associate Producer of Punetration?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 11:11 PM (XVuno)
Peaches and Regalia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQxI0G6mKk
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:11 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)
So have the gripes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Only #two(more)weeks
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 11:12 PM (q19F0)
How were we to know that there would be an election tomorrow?
Posted by: Wisconsin Democrats! at April 06, 2020 11:12 PM (I2/tG)
also it's funny to hear Sean Connery pronounce it 'poocy'
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 11:12 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (+y/Ru)
---------------------------------------------------
She can't even play Aunt Jemima.
Not dark enough.
Hey, most people didn't even know she was "black."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 06, 2020 11:12 PM (M/9m0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gry8mj8Zql8
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 11:10 PM (f1Vqw)
*fistbump*
Also this:
https://tinyurl.com/qr9y8kj
More smoulder in that scene than any 10 modern romantic movies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:12 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 11:11 PM (+lVUW)
Editorial content added to a very good comment.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 11:12 PM (aA3+G)
Reboots seem to be the thing, as most modern writers lack originality, vocabulary and wit. Further Meg-meg is likely only up to a TV series, one that is heavy on the cue cards and laugh track.
How about Meghan Markle starring in a woke reboot of "Maude"?
Posted by: Arbalest at April 06, 2020 11:13 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 11:13 PM (8JqLB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 11:13 PM (XVuno)
I am demoralized.
Now, please go away.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Biden is still alive and kicking? Huh.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 11:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)
https://tinyurl.com/w9j7esh
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 11:13 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 11:14 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 11:10 PM (UUBmN)
Pro tip: next time, back your pickup up to the loading dock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 11:14 PM (miJU3)
Meaning, of course, that there were no election changes.
The election is taking place tomorrow, as scheduled.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 11:14 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:11 PM (wGeit)
Absolutely fantastic. The three episodes at the end of the fourth season. From the Tabletop 'American' speech to the crying in Aeryn's lap about nuking the moon. Brilliant.
'Constellation of Doubt' was also one of the highlights of that season. Almost makes up for the lava planet fart episode.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:14 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 06, 2020 11:15 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2020 11:13 PM (+lVUW)
The kicking is an involuntary reflex at this point, but his medical team say it definitely signals some sort of brain activity.
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 11:15 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 06, 2020 11:15 PM (5WpEK)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2020 11:15 PM (Jdw1U)
I think we'll see her in infomercials hawking cosmetics, that kind of stuff
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 11:15 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 06, 2020 11:15 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 06, 2020 11:16 PM (UXZos)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 06, 2020 11:15 PM (7WaWV)
Tiny Tim he is holding out for when Insom is starting to miss spending time on the blog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:16 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Kukla and Ollie at April 06, 2020 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
X---
I haven't been more than 5 miles from my house in 3 weeks. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 11:16 PM (UUBmN)
The election is taking place tomorrow, as scheduled.
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Exactly! The only one throwing things into confusion has been Tony Evers. The Dems have no one to blame but themselves. But this was probably the plan all along. Now they can cry RACIST!!!11!,!
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 06, 2020 11:17 PM (7ZQe3)
Liz Taylor
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (JCrfD)
** also very acceptable.
I add, for your possible acceptance on a potential all time list:
Jean Simmons (Guys and Dolls)
Olivia de Havilland (Robin Hood)
Vivian Leigh (GwtW)
Gene Tierney (Ghost and Mrs Nuir)
Leslie Caron (GiGi)
Cyd Charise (looking like she did in Singin' in the Rain - as the moll - smokin!)
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 06, 2020 11:17 PM (bv5k8)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2020 10:04 PM (axyOa)
Where did you hear that?
Posted by: Fox2! at April 06, 2020 11:17 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 06, 2020 11:16 PM (UXZos)
Yeah his eyes are whack lately.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 11:17 PM (M/c3J)
Cary Grant. On anyone else, the contrived Mid-Atlantic (or trans-Atlantic) accent, which was taught in all the posh upper class school on the East Coast back in the day, sounds pompous and upper class twit like.
Save for Cary Grant. On him, that's just the way Cary Grant talks. And it's cool.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 11:17 PM (f1Vqw)
Joe and "Doctor" Jill Biden are now up to acknowledging six grandchildren, up from Joe's claim of five grandchildren a few days ago.
They still aren't acknowledging the seventh grandchild, that Hunter fathered with the stripper.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 11:18 PM (I2/tG)
-MisHum, on day 30 of Tip Toe through the Tulips
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:18 PM (A5zUN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gry8mj8Zql8
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 11:10 PM (f1Vqw)
*fistbump*
Also this:
https://tinyurl.com/qr9y8kj
More smoulder in that scene than any 10 modern romantic movies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:12 PM (A5zUN)
Eva Marie Saint was a smokeshow.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:18 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 06, 2020 11:16 PM (UXZos)
Yeah his eyes are whack lately.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 11:17 PM (M/c3J
I keep expecting his thin skin to split open and a lizard man appears.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 11:18 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:16 PM (A5zUN)
Is Insom taking a break?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 11:19 PM (M/c3J)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 11:17 PM (f1Vqw)
You have to give the 'Ettes something every now and then.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:19 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:16 PM (A5zUN)
Is Insom taking a break?
Posted by: Jordan61
Gainfully employee.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 11:19 PM (q19F0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Judy Judy Judy
Posted by: Goober "Miklos" Pyle at April 06, 2020 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 11:16 PM (UUBmN)
I drive a fair bit every few days...just to get out against the rules. No destination. Just to burn some gasoline and look around.
Fuck them all.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 11:20 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 11:19 PM (M/c3J)
He is about to be occupied.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:20 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 06, 2020 11:20 PM (Lqy/e)
You can't have any more plastic surgeries, Joe!
There's no available skin left!
Posted by: Joe Biden's Plastic Surgeon! at April 06, 2020 11:20 PM (I2/tG)
-MisHum, on day 30 of Tip Toe through the Tulips
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:18 PM (A5zUN)
Dude has an epic mustache. World class.
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 11:20 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 11:20 PM (q19F0)
I, for one, am enjoying the Zappa -- if only to whet my palette for the promised upcoming Björk retrospective!
I've always enjoyed Zappa. Died young. Ixnay jorkBnay!
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 11:21 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2020 11:21 PM (Jdw1U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:21 PM (A5zUN)
Guess I shouldn't have stepped out. I had no idea anyone hated power washers so much.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 06, 2020 11:21 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:16 PM (A5zUN)
Is Insom taking a break?
Posted by: Jordan61
Gainfully employee.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 11:19 PM (q19F0)
The worst kind of break.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:21 PM (wGeit)
Act now and get a vintage ww1 helmet that will stop the sky from falling on your head!
Posted by: Fainting Couch Emporium at April 06, 2020 11:21 PM (/LQkF)
Alas, no. He just had a mutant face. Someone who played banjo reached around from behind him and played that part.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 06, 2020 11:22 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:22 PM (gAXBD)
___
Meghan, we have the best role for woman of your abilities - give us a call.
Posted by: BangBros at April 06, 2020 11:22 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 06, 2020 11:22 PM (VNmG1)
"I have two ex-wives and a bartender depending on me" - something like that.
Outstanding.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 11:22 PM (El6T/)
Employed. Stupid autocucumber
Posted by: 6-4-3
Turn off the default Chinese autocorrect.
Posted by: Hints from Heloise and Miklos at April 06, 2020 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Meghan Gargle, starring in The Duchess of Sucksex.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 06, 2020 11:22 PM (UXZos)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:21 PM (A5zUN)
It's shockingly bad. Compare that to Trump, who looks downright spritely.
MCCain got that parchment skin look too near the end.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 11:22 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 11:23 PM (Y4EXg)
****
Pretty sure writing that script today would get you kicked out of hollywood....
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2020 11:23 PM (WdocV)
Thought I told you to hold up on the ONT 'til we got back. Instead, it's practically time for ONT part 2, lest we break 2000 comments by the Morning Report.
Just got back from trip to town. Only human interaction was at Braum's, which seems to exist in a separate dimension where employees and customers are happy and smiling and the shelves are sagging from so much stock. And their burgers are made with good ol' Oklahoma beef.
Five hunnert comments and I haven't even started on the poaste yet. Evelyn Wood Speed-Reading Powers ACTIVATE.
Posted by: mindful webworker
looky here
at April 06, 2020 11:23 PM (XWb4y)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 11:19 PM (M/c3J)
A full time job. Potato, potatoe. Same diff.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2020 11:23 PM (Jdw1U)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:23 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2020 10:04 PM (axyOa)
Where did you hear that?
Posted by: Fox2! at April 06, 2020 11:17 PM (qyH+l)
Just looked it up, they've stopped all aircraft production. People were telling me I was crazy 2 weeks ago when I was saying that Boeing was going to have to shut down production for 1 - 2 years because of this. I have no doubt the Government will give them handouts to keep them going, but there's not going to be anything for the workers to do except some refurbishments or maintenance.
Airbus is shutting down production, also. In the new normal, the aircraft market has several years inventory sitting on the ground, unused. And in a cheap oil world, the new fuel saving models are no longer as economic as the older ones, refurbished.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:23 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 11:23 PM (M/c3J)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 11:16 PM (UUBmN)
I drive a fair bit every few days...just to get out against the rules. No destination. Just to burn some gasoline and look around.
Fuck them all.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 11:20 PM (dLLD6)
https://youtu.be/L397TWLwrUU
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 11:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:07 PM (A5zUN)
***
As the Hawaii judge might say: "I'll allow it."
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (bv5k
Joan Chen.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 11:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:24 PM (V2Yro)
I am going to have to rewatch that one. Have it somewhere around here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:24 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 11:24 PM (NWiLs)
Anyone that names their kids Moon and Dweezil shouldn't be trusted with a microphone.
Posted by: Ghost of John Brown at April 06, 2020 11:25 PM (rCtEn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 10:54 PM (miJU3)
AOP, you aren't supposed to watch all 10 of them at the same time.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 11:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ace's liver
Another look at The Villages?
Posted by: Miklos, liking when old folks are happy at April 06, 2020 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Employed. Stupid autocucumber
Posted by: 6-4-3
Turn off the default Chinese autocorrect.
Posted by: Hints from Heloise and Miklos at April 06, 2020 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)
--------------------------------------
Wouldn't that have been "Gainfurry emproyed" , then?
I denounce myself.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2020 11:25 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:25 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 11:26 PM (El6T/)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2020 11:25 PM (CAJOC)
HAHAHA
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 11:26 PM (M/c3J)
Posted by: klaftern at April 06, 2020 11:26 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 11:27 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 06, 2020 11:27 PM (7WaWV)
The Boeing Everett plant, where they produce the 747, 767, 777, and 787, has 60 employees with CCP virus.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 11:27 PM (I2/tG)
The banjo boy was indeed normal, smart even. He was just cursed (or blessed) with a face that looked like an inbred genetic train wreck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsC4kf6x_Q0
IIRC, he couldn't pick a banjo for shit, and in some of those scenes that had a real picker just reaching around and playing the banjo, or attempting to.
The problem is if you don't know how to play, if you fake playing, it looks stupid on camera, so they always want someone who knows how to play to do it, even if they're gonna dub the actual audio.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 11:27 PM (f1Vqw)
Mid-Atlantic (or trans-Atlantic) accent, which was taught in all the
posh upper class school on the East Coast back in the day, sounds
pompous and upper class twit like.
Save for Cary Grant. On him, that's just the way Cary Grant talks. And it's cool.Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 11:17 PM (f1Vqw)
And Juliet Anderson.
. . . apparently
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2020 11:27 PM (rb4zU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:23 PM (V2Yro)
Maybe they should make a run of 50,000 updated B-29's, equipped with turboprops and defensive air-to-air missiles, for the upcoming war with China.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 11:28 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 06, 2020 11:28 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 11:27 PM (pUDQf)
If I have a choice, Live and Let Die.
I would not be too upset at not having a choice though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:28 PM (A5zUN)
Ok, name 10 'Movie' actresses you would actually pay to see in an all female porno
___
RuPaulJazz JenningsJamie Lee Curtis
and my sweetie
Michelle Obama
/She's behind me isn't she?
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 06, 2020 11:28 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:07 PM (A5zUN)
***
As the Hawaii judge might say: "I'll allow it."
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (bv5k
Joan Chen.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 11:24 PM (NWiLs)
She was awesome in the much underrated The Blood of Heroes.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:29 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:24 PM (V2Yro)
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That would be the end of Boeing. I can't see it happening.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 11:29 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 11:16 PM (UUBmN)
As some commenter observed earlier today, he's getting 3 weeks per gallon.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2020 11:30 PM (Jdw1U)
I'm sure the remake/sequel will suck plot wise but as long as they get the right actresses....
Posted by: Obligatory at April 06, 2020 11:30 PM (WdocV)
were telling me I was crazy 2 weeks ago when I was saying that Boeing
was going to have to shut down production for 1 - 2 years because of
this. I have no doubt the Government will give them handouts to keep
them going, but there's not going to be anything for the workers to do
except some refurbishments or maintenance.
---
Aside from the ones who said you wanted to murder the boomers in order to save a few bucks.
Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2020 11:30 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:23 PM (V2Yro)
The newer long range jets still make sense, though.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:30 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:30 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Cicero
The next chapter in Boeing's long history may be number 11.
Posted by: Miklos, quasi-prognosticating at April 06, 2020 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 11:31 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:24 PM (V2Yro)
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That would be the end of Boeing. I can't see it happening.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 11:29 PM (XVuno)
Me neither. Too much money involved.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:31 PM (wGeit)
I don't need to see someone's eyes gouged out, tongue cut out, set on fire with homo sex mixed in the first 5 minutes.
Hasn't anyone heard of "development" for crying out loud...
You have 26 episodes, stretch it out, FFS.
Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 06, 2020 11:31 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 06, 2020 11:31 PM (UXZos)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)
Just remember this the next time you want to badmouth MisHum.
MisHum is doing this for our own good.
It is up to all of us to be better.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 11:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 11:31 PM (M/c3J)
Posted by: Ken at April 06, 2020 11:31 PM (Ba+RP)
A mirror image of the Breaking Bad episode when Pinkman and Heisenberg were stranded in the RV in the desert.
Posted by: logprof at April 06, 2020 11:31 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 11:25 PM (sy5kK)
Hah. I can't watch even one. Something about the way Twatter presents gifs does not play nice with the Brave browser. I can view gifs from other sources OK.
Twatter has a lot of bad shit in it, content aside.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 11:31 PM (miJU3)
I'm sure the remake/sequel will suck plot wise but as long as they get the right actresses....
Posted by: Obligatory at April 06, 2020 11:30 PM (WdocV)
When you have some up and comers going the full monty, ala Maitland Ward, I am not sure there is a market for a new one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:31 PM (A5zUN)
My objection to dueling banjos is that's usually a banjo vs a guitar, not two banjos.
Now, here's Roy Clark and Buck Trent doing it with two banjos. Both of them (pbuh) could tear up a banjo. Roy Clark (pbuh) could tear up anything with strings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47NPOkNqANQ
That was from Hee-Haw, years ago.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 11:32 PM (f1Vqw)
That whole debacle is inexcusable, but has led to personnel changes that were probably overdue anyway.
To borrow Samuel Clemens' formulation, reports of the death of the modern world economy have been greatly exaggerated.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 11:32 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:32 PM (A5zUN)
Too bad they didn't move to the states sooner, the way she fame whores she probably would've been on the chopper with Kobe
Posted by: Stacy0311 at April 06, 2020 11:32 PM (SqpTW)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 11:33 PM (8JqLB)
Posted by: rhomboid
My have been in the morning report, about 19 year old girl out for a drive pulled over and cited? Ohio, maybe?
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 11:33 PM (q19F0)
Posted by: Miklos, always optimistically guarded at April 06, 2020 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 11:28 PM (miJU3)
That's an old military procurement debate - if a new fighter cost $200 million dollars, which would be better, that or 200 P-38's (each costing $1 million, just to make the math easy) with modern avionics and each loaded with a dozen state of the art missiles? Just look at them in head to head combat, the $200 million fighter could never take down more than a dozen of them or so.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:33 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:33 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)
Just remember this the next time you want to badmouth MisHum.
MisHum is doing this for our own good.
It is up to all of us to be better.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 11:31 PM (sy5kK)
LC Dawg, appreciate the kind words.
Only 6 more nights of FZ
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 11:33 PM (aA3+G)
I don't need to see someone's eyes gouged out, tongue cut out, set on fire with homo sex mixed in the first 5 minutes.
Hasn't anyone heard of "development" for crying out loud...
You have 26 episodes, stretch it out, FFS.
Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 06, 2020 11:31 PM (w7KSn)
Artists are always trying to be "transgressive". After all the icky sex (incest, rape) and graphic violence in Game of Thrones all the governors are off.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:33 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 11:33 PM (q19F0)
also it's funny to hear Sean Connery pronounce it 'poocy'
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 11:12 PM (iTXRQ)
I'm dying here.
too funny.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 11:34 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2020 11:34 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 11:34 PM (iTXRQ)
444 While not exactly a prude, I have to wonder, how did they get away
with a character named "Pussy Galore", while maybe not cause for comment
today this was the 1960s iirc.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2020 11:00 PM (RtI0W
That was the character's name in the book.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 11:34 PM (2pkC+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 11:28 PM (miJU3)
That's an old military procurement debate - if a new fighter cost $200 million dollars, which would be better, that or 200 P-38's (each costing $1 million, just to make the math easy) with modern avionics and each loaded with a dozen state of the art missiles? Just look at them in head to head combat, the $200 million fighter could never take down more than a dozen of them or so.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:33 PM (V2Yro)
Except pilots cost tens of millions to train properly. For $200m you're only going to get ten or fifteen P-38s. The F-35 will have to make two trips to shoot them all down, but they don't have a chance.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:35 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 11:35 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 11:36 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 11:36 PM (G546f)
fighter cost $200 million dollars, which would be better, that or 200
P-38's (each costing $1 million, just to make the math easy) with modern
avionics and each loaded with a dozen state of the art missiles? Just
look at them in head to head combat, the $200 million fighter could
never take down more than a dozen of them or so.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:33 PM (V2Yro)
Sherman v Tiger
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2020 11:36 PM (rb4zU)
But I like the idea of a program to build thousands of them.
Just for f**k of it. Also, a good project to kick-start the long overdue national effort to restore vocational and industrial skills education.
And with cheap oil, even the gas wouldn't be that bad.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 11:36 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at April 06, 2020 11:36 PM (0EVQt)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 11:37 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Granddork at April 06, 2020 11:37 PM (AwyBS)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 06, 2020 11:09 PM (oAY8z)
https://tinyurl.com/w9j7esh
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2020 11:13 PM (dLLD6)
And who seyz the COB's around here don't have any appreciation for art?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 11:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 11:37 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Tom Servo
P-38s would be cool to see. There is an old P-38 training base here in Iowa. Runway is now a HS parking lot. Big one.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 11:37 PM (q19F0)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 11:34 PM (2pkC+)
Fleming liked to give suggestive names to the femmes fatales, and also to some of the bad guys.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 11:37 PM (miJU3)
We won WW2 by building more, not better.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 06, 2020 11:37 PM (NgKpN)
That whole debacle is inexcusable, but has led to personnel changes that were probably overdue anyway.
To borrow Samuel Clemens' formulation, reports of the death of the modern world economy have been greatly exaggerated.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 11:32 PM (El6T/)
Within a month of the grounding, there was a very good analysis by an aeronautical engineer that was online, quite long and detailed. Short version was that he thought that by making the engines larger and moving them forward without re-engineering the airframe (long story why they did that), that they made the MAX inherently unstable, and they used the software, which could override the pilot dozens of times per second, to counter the built in instability.
He felt that yes, it was the software that caused the crashes about once every hundred flights, but that *without* the software, the MAX probably couldn't stay in the air 30 minutes without crashing.
It's a death trap. And if it could have been fixed, it would have been fixed by now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:38 PM (V2Yro)
I do hope though that if war with China comes there is no thought of a land invasion. Just bomb/missile their industrial capability into the ground and if they try and go through North Korea follow MacArthur's advice and nuke the SOBs.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2020 11:38 PM (WdocV)
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Sort of.
The problem with the 737MAX is that the engines are far too large and powerful for an airframe that debuted in 1966.
The performance profile of the 737 has expanded continuously beyond the short-range, low-capacity mission of the original design. Economics dictated that rather than coming up with a new airframe more suited to the mission, the 737 would be pushed beyond its limits. The MCAS system was required to make it all work.
And the MCAS system was completely bungled, with an unfortunate tendency to fly a perfectly fine aircraft into the ground.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 11:38 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two
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I missed the Morning Report but we've been out every day now since this horse shit started (in OH). Lot of folks are. Yes, our RINO gov said SIP but, at least in my area, it hasn't gained much traction. The park we go to everyday uses the townships parking lot - right in front of the cop shop and no one says boo.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 11:38 PM (Y4EXg)
No one expected it to be a disgusting slob in Wuhan, China eating bag soup who would bring us down.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:38 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 11:37 PM (q19F0)
If they have to be jets, F-86s would be cool. Just a beautiful airplane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:38 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: pookysgirl, spoiler of cats at April 06, 2020 11:38 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 11:39 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 06, 2020 11:39 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 11:37 PM (UUBmN)
At some point, the gas gums up, and topping off could help. What say, car experts? When do we start worrying about that?
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 11:39 PM (dOV9E)
But the focus was always on something "good enough to do the job" that we could also massively manufacture.
Though Sherman's barely made the "good enough to do the job" barrier.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2020 11:39 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at April 06, 2020 11:40 PM (0EVQt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 11:39 PM (pUDQf)
Indeed. Saw that clip suggested by youtube with the modern guitarist giving commentary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:40 PM (A5zUN)
Joe and "Doctor" Jill Biden are now up to acknowledging six grandchildren, up from Joe's claim of five grandchildren a few days ago.
They still aren't acknowledging the seventh grandchild, that Hunter fathered with the stripper.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 11:18 PM (I2/tG)
Biology? How does that work again?
Posted by: The Biden family at April 06, 2020 11:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 06, 2020 11:39 PM (w7KSn)
To be fair, Airbus is even further down that road.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:41 PM (wGeit)
Was reading the Royals snippet and before I got to the third paragraph, I thought, what am I doing?? I do not care!
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Zappa in Barcelona 1988 - I Am The Walrus
This was around the time Milady and I last saw him live, Chicago Auditorium Mar 3 1988 - great band, Beatles covers, and guest star "Mister Sting."
Ah, here's the whole concert. (Audio only alas.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPPAqjtysPw&t=3243s
Cues to Sting - Murder by the Numbers
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posting now because who knows, there'll be another 500 comments before I finish reading the potes
-- comment glut > t.p. scarcity
Posted by: mindful webworker
looky here
at April 06, 2020 11:41 PM (XWb4y)
The 737 Max is dynamically unstable, which is fine for a fighter, not so good for a passenger plane.
The software was written to correct for the dynamic instability.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 11:41 PM (I2/tG)
Cary Grant. On anyone else, the contrived Mid-Atlantic (or trans-Atlantic) accent, which was taught in all the posh upper class school on the East Coast back in the day, sounds pompous and upper class twit like.
Save for Cary Grant. On him, that's just the way Cary Grant talks. And it's cool.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 06, 2020 11:17 PM (f1Vqw)
Well, he WAS British, after all.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 06, 2020 11:41 PM (OuZMr)
I am thinking a remake of Ben-Hur, only with her in the lead, call it, Ben-Her.
For Directors, Cecil B. Demille, Orson Wells and Alfred Hitchcock.
Oh and none of that Jewish stuff.
Posted by: JB1000 at April 06, 2020 11:41 PM (geO1h)
Stuck in Laredo overnight. Get home tomorrow. The moment I walk thru the door I will immediately begin drinking. I intend the drinking to continue through the day.
Speaking of Laredo...
So I stop at the Flying J to grab some shitty truck stop food. Kind of forgot about the ordinance requiring face covering which was issued while I was already on the road. Apparently prohibited from entering the store.
Well shit.
And how the fuck am I supposed to resolve this? Not like they sell masks at truck stops. Can't fucking drive to a pharmacy in a big rig. So I can't grab a bite or take a piss because I don't have a flimsy piece of fabric that doesn't do shit?
Fucking ridiculous bullshit.
So we've all officially decided as a society we're all guilty of crimes literally just for living and breathing.
I fucking hate the world.
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2020 11:41 PM (oScbi)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 11:41 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2020 11:42 PM (oScbi)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:42 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2020 11:42 PM (oScbi)
STOL, turboprop, high wing load, fast turnaroud.
Also why the Argentines are interested in getting the Pampa IA-63 single engine turbojet up and running.
F-35 is wasted on what is essentially puddlejumping
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2020 11:42 PM (rb4zU)
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Isn't that like science? Haven't you heard. us deplorables don't believe in that.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 11:42 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:35 PM (wGeit)
Except I am talking bombers, not fighters. They can still get modern fighter escorts. And I would add modern defensive armaments, avionics, and nav, of course. This bomber fleet would mostly stay on the ground until air superiority was achieved, and then go in and lay waste to the enemy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 11:43 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:43 PM (gAXBD)
Reminds me, reading (dragging myself through a very odd book on the eastern front) - Death Ride. Author clearly is pretty well read on the topic, but just chock full of hobby horses of varying silliness.
My favorite, what I think I see emerging as one of his major themes, is that the Soviets didn't *really* win. At the moment, he's dismissing the way the Battle of Moscow turned out because the German casualty figures were not high.
Now I can't stop, because I want to see how he handles the Soviets bumbling into Berlin in '45. I'm sure the Red Army missed a spot up there in the corner or something.
Only short statement that comes to mind is - "Dude, scoreboard. Scoreboard".
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 11:43 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 11:41 PM (K22Va)
This is a hard one to dispute. I think Eva Marie Saint in North By Northwest comes darn close, but Kelly glows in TCAT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:43 PM (A5zUN)
No one expected it to be a disgusting slob in Wuhan, China eating bag soup who would bring us down.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:38 PM (gAXBD)
Bat-eating is a great target, no doubt. But I keep coming back to those two infectious disease labs in the same city where this started. I'd guess someone had an oopsie.
Posted by: Splunge at April 06, 2020 11:43 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Gem at April 06, 2020 11:43 PM (65i3Q)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:44 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:35 PM (wGeit)
P-38 pilots didn't. One of my dad's old friends got started as a pilot in early 1942. (he ended up flying a P-47 in Europe) His qualifications were that he was 19, and said he wanted to fly, that was it. They sent him to a training base in the midwest on some old planes the army had (biplanes, I think), gave them a few hours of class room training and said, have at it. He said in those early days, trainees either had a feel for it and picked it up, or they crashed. 1942, about half of the new pilots didn't survive the first two weeks of training, but those that did went on to be pretty good.
also, training for a new plane that came out in those years was basically, there it is, why don't you take it up for a bit and see how it feels? You'll figure it out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:44 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Rapier Feckwit at April 06, 2020 11:45 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2020 11:45 PM (oScbi)
You have a t-shirt? YouTube how to make make out of one with out making a single cut or stitch.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2020 11:45 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:42 PM (gAXBD)
My money is on she made a move for him.
He still has his teeth
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 11:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 06, 2020 11:22 PM (VNmG1)
Queen Elizabeth would be very amused.
Posted by: RickZ at April 06, 2020 11:46 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2020 10:33 PM (Z7lwY)
Marie was in reality a nice person, at least by royalty standards, and far superior to that Markle whore whose own father is embarrassed by her. The pamphleteers in France were a bunch of worthless liars, just like our current crop of stooges; which is why the Founders didn't give them special rights.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 06, 2020 11:46 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Splunge
Stabil? Also, while not an engine guy myself, I've been told that as long as it's high octane (90+), and doesn't contain ethanol, you should be good. If it contains ethanol, burn it gone inside of 30 days.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 11:46 PM (q19F0)
You want to retract or deploy the landing gear? turn the crank.
28 times.
Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 06, 2020 11:46 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:47 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 11:47 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:47 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 11:47 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 11:25 PM (sy5kK)
Hah. I can't watch even one. Something about the way Twatter presents gifs does not play nice with the Brave browser. I can view gifs from other sources OK.
Twatter has a lot of bad shit in it, content aside.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 11:31 PM (miJU3)
I use Brave as well, I have to click the gif on Twitter, then click it a second time and it runs fine.
But Brave does some other weird shit on my computer.
I still won't use Chrome, however.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 11:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 11:49 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 11:47 PM (K22Va)
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She was a sucker for a European guy with a throne.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 11:49 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:47 PM (V2Yro)
No further explanation needed!
Posted by: pookysgirl, spoiler of cats at April 06, 2020 11:49 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Cicero
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Snort!
According to David Niven, one of the best.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2020 11:50 PM (Y4EXg)
Fucking ridiculous bullshit.
So we've all officially decided as a society we're all guilty of crimes literally just for living and breathing.
I fucking hate the world.
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2020 11:41 PM (oScbi)
Robert, I read here last week that the Texas law does not specify "N95 mask". Because there aren't any. Anything that covers the nose and mouth is OK. Bandanna worn bandit-style, or a T-shirt pulled down half-way over your face.
Yeah, it's bullshit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 11:50 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 11:41 PM (K22Va)
This is a hard one to dispute. I think Eva Marie Saint in North By Northwest comes darn close, but Kelly glows in TCAT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:43 PM (A5zUN)
Natalie Wood in This Property is Condemned.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 06, 2020 11:50 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2020 11:47 PM (V2Yro)
That was a crazy plane. I'm not sure I'd want to fly a plane in which you could break the linkage to the prop by accelerating too quickly.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:50 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:50 PM (gAXBD)
LC Dawg, appreciate the kind words.
Only 6 more nights of FZ
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 06, 2020 11:33 PM (aA3+G)
Seriously, MH, I have really enjoyed the GangZappabang.
And I have been to SummerFest in Milwaukee and had a great time there. All those bands, all that beer, all those boobs.
Coincidence?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 06, 2020 11:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 11:50 PM (2pkC+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 06, 2020 11:50 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Barkier One at April 06, 2020 11:51 PM (ZA5QI)
You want to retract or deploy the landing gear? turn the crank.
28 times.
Posted by: navybrat, holed up
Didn't I see that (on this site, maybe Insty?) about an WW 2 era F4 wildcat that was for sale?
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 11:51 PM (q19F0)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 06, 2020 11:50 PM (2DOZq)
Good choice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 11:51 PM (A5zUN)
I recently read that the P-38 had no hydraulic system.
You want to retract or deploy the landing gear? turn the crank.
28 times.
Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 06, 2020 11:46 PM (w7KSn
That was the F4F Wildcat.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 06, 2020 11:52 PM (2pkC+)
You want to retract or deploy the landing gear? turn the crank.
28 times.
Posted by: navybrat
That was probably the Navy Wildcat. P-38 had hydraulics for gear, flaps etc.
Posted by: Aviator at April 06, 2020 11:52 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:52 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 11:52 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at April 06, 2020 11:32 PM (SqpTW)
--Seriously?
Harry's wench is annoying, but not even close to my wanting her dead.
Posted by: logprof at April 06, 2020 11:53 PM (oZuI0)
Grab a pair of pantyhose and pull them over your head and you are good to go.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2020 11:53 PM (XVkUf)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 11:53 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 06, 2020 11:54 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 06, 2020 11:54 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here
Eh, she'd probably request a body double for the pool scene.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 11:55 PM (q19F0)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 06, 2020 11:55 PM (2DOZq)
Decoupling from a globalist world was never going to be painless.
But the biggest step has just happened and he will be far better for it in a relatively short time.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 11:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 06, 2020 11:54 PM (d1uFV)
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She's no Sophie Marceau.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 11:55 PM (XVuno)
I did that once. The lady wearing them didn't appreciate it.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:55 PM (gAXBD)
Natalie Wood in This Property is Condemned.
She had a good look too. I also liked Audrey Hepburn.
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 11:55 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 06, 2020 11:55 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 11:56 PM (8JqLB)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2020 11:53 PM (XVkUf)
Bonus points for inflated condoms in the legs to make antlers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 11:56 PM (miJU3)
Watching 007 movies and All the villains wanted to destroy the world with nukes or satellites.
No one expected it to be a disgusting slob in Wuhan, China eating bag soup who would bring us down.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
I love bag soup!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 06, 2020 11:57 PM (aKsyK)
I did that once. The lady wearing them didn't appreciate it.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:55 PM (gAXBD)
Well then. You didn't do it right.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 11:57 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:58 PM (gAXBD)
"It took five years and two U.S. Supreme Court cases, but last week, the Seattle band Thunderpussy finally scored a federal trademark."
Oh, to have been at the S. Ct. Oral Argument for this one.
Roberts: Recuses self because he himself is an enormous Thunderpussy.
Thomas: Asks a single question: "What would James Madison think of the spectacle you have displayed before us?"
Kavanaugh: Embarrassed smirk.
RBG: 80 pound curls with both arms while licking lips repeatedly.
Wise Latina: Face down in a plate of Super Nachos Supreme (triple cheese, Guac and shredded pork).
Gorsuch: Steely Eyed focus, thinking to himself: "Can't wait to tell the wife about this tonight "
The Other Three Black Robed Masters: Vacant stares, just like usual.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 06, 2020 11:58 PM (s8P1P)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:52 PM (gAXBD)
In those Paul Mazursky movies, Natalie was the only one who was able to look gorgeous in those dogshit late 60s fashions; everyone else looked hideous except for Robert Culp.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 06, 2020 11:58 PM (y7DUB)
If the whole system is 25 lbs in a 10-lb sack, due to airframe, well that's a whole different barrel of differently colored horses.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 11:58 PM (El6T/)
Ohhh, sorry, no can do. But if you're up for it we can get you a Zappa mask and Hillary! with a John Holmes model strap on.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 06, 2020 11:58 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 06, 2020 11:58 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 07, 2020 12:00 AM (LxTcq)
I watch endless videos about WWII aircraft. And carriers.
Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 07, 2020 12:00 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 06, 2020 11:58 PM (SchxB)
Well. That's horrifying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:00 AM (A5zUN)
Actually went over to some friends house tonight for a beer, went for a nice walk before dinner, Mr. WDS played golf yesterday and we went to the range on Saturday. So we are finding some ways to stay active!
Still working thank goodness! Had to go to the post office today so did put on a mask
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 07, 2020 12:01 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 07, 2020 12:01 AM (gAXBD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 07, 2020 12:00 AM (LxTcq)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:01 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: logprof at April 06, 2020 11:53 PM (oZuI0)
No, I kind of like how she's made her ginger husband look just as brainless as both his parents.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 07, 2020 12:01 AM (y7DUB)
Not dark enough.
Hey, most people didn't even know she was "black."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
I didn't until the week of the wedding.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2020 12:01 AM (+lVUW)
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Airliners aren't fighter planes. Airliners are supposed to be pitch-neutral regardless of thrust changes. Boeing fudged this to make the 737MAX more marketable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2020 12:02 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Lucy at April 07, 2020 12:03 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 07, 2020 12:01 AM (y7DUB)
--I don't think Chuckles is his dad.
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 12:03 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:58 PM (gAXBD)
4'11". Normally I don't mind a lack of height in a woman. That's getting excessive, though.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 07, 2020 12:03 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 07, 2020 12:03 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 07, 2020 12:04 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Lucy at April 07, 2020 12:03 AM (/LQkF)
*sputters, jostles brandy and monocle falls out*
'Why, my dear, That is just not how things are done!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:04 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 12:03 AM (oZuI0)
That may well be but his whore mother was as dumb as a plank.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 07, 2020 12:04 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:04 AM (A5zUN)
LOL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2020 12:05 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:58 PM (gAXBD)
4'11". Normally I don't mind a lack of height in a woman. That's getting excessive, though.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 07, 2020 12:03 AM (wGeit)
That's only thing wrong with the blonde chick from the TV show Dallas . What was her name?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 07, 2020 12:05 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:52 PM (gAXBD)
In those Paul Mazursky movies, Natalie was the only one who was able to look gorgeous in those dogshit late 60s fashions; everyone else looked hideous except for Robert Culp.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 06, 2020 11:58 PM (y7DUB)
If a woman is beautiful enough she can rock a burlap sack. I think a lot of stupid fashion has caught on over the years because it all looks good on runway models.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 07, 2020 12:06 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 07, 2020 12:03 AM (7WaWV)
I think Zombie was the one who pointed out earlier that as a society, we are actually experiencing quite a bit *less* deaths than usual, because of the slow down. Accidental deaths are way down, as are regular flu deaths.
so many want this to be the Black Death or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2020 12:06 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2020 12:06 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 07, 2020 12:01 AM (/UQ/R)
Hey, glad you*re here, as I have a question about walking our dog (9yr old cockapoo with lots of energy). I see lots of people walking their dog by our house and notice many use a leash w/ harness. We*ve always used leash on our dog*s collar. Is one better than the other?
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 07, 2020 12:07 AM (q19F0)
Posted by: Lucy at April 07, 2020 12:03 AM (/LQkF)
--That outfit is just wrong on you.
What were you saying?
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 12:07 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 07, 2020 12:06 AM (wGeit)
There's a famous photoshoot online somewhere of Marilyn Monroe wearing a potato sack. Yeah, of course she makes it look good!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2020 12:07 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 07, 2020 12:04 AM (y7DUB)
--Well, that's a known thing.
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 12:07 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2020 12:06 AM (V2Yro)
It's almost as if the media had an agenda or something.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:09 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2020 12:09 AM (sy5kK)
Joe and "Doctor" Jill Biden are now up to acknowledging six grandchildren, up from Joe's claim of five grandchildren a few days ago.
They still aren't acknowledging the seventh grandchild, that Hunter fathered with the stripper.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Because Hunter is so much classier than a stripper.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2020 12:09 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 06, 2020 11:52 PM (gAXBD)
In those Paul Mazursky movies, Natalie was the only one who was able to look gorgeous in those dogshit late 60s fashions; everyone else looked hideous except for Robert Culp.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 06, 2020 11:58 PM (y7DUB)
Heather Graham in The Spy Who Shagged Me.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 07, 2020 12:09 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2020 12:06 AM
Indeed! Was it here, last night, that someone posted a link to recent vid of some "war-zone" hospital in NYC that showed a veritable ghost town?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 07, 2020 12:10 AM (7WaWV)
Once met a young lady from Louisiana who fit that category. Never had a shot, darn it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 07, 2020 12:10 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 07, 2020 12:10 AM (n/szn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:11 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 07, 2020 12:11 AM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Lucy
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An unspoken flounce is not technical a flounce at all.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2020 12:12 AM (Y4EXg)
Virus groupies.
There's a guy in Portland who thinks that the calendar should be reset, because the CCP virus is the worst calamity ever to befall mankind. When we are let out of quarantine, that should be Year 0, Day 1.
And, of course, the new American Communist dictatorship will be inaugurated within the first month, in response to the epidemic.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 07, 2020 12:12 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 07, 2020 12:06 AM (wGeit)
When I was a kid I was too fucking dumb and hung up on tits to appreciate the beauty of Natalie Wood. When I saw her old films and I was all growed up I was like holy fucking shit she was gorgeous.
Everything good is lost on youth.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 07, 2020 12:13 AM (y7DUB)
https://youtu.be/FY0L0z1xCkQ
They are terrible, but hey, what the Hell. Quarantine Tunes.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:14 AM (s8P1P)
Hoy had performed the stunt to audiences countless times before. As well as demonstrating the strength of the windows, it was clear that he enjoyed showing off a bit.
The first time Hoy body-slammed the window that day, he bounced off as he had every other time. But then he threw himself at the window a second time. What occurred next happened all too quickly and no doubt left everyone in the room utterly horrified.
Instead of bouncing off the window as he had the first time, Hoy went straight through, plunging 24 stories down toward the building courtyard below. The fall killed him instantly.
The glass didn't shatter immediately, but rather popped out of its frame. It quickly became clear to police who arrived on the scene that Hoy's death was the result of a tragic freak accident.
RORSCHACH'S JOURNAL, JULY 9TH 1993.
Tonight a comedian died.
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 07, 2020 12:14 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:15 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:15 AM (A5zUN)
I'm pretty sure William is Prince Chuckle's son. You can see the Windsor features in him, compare to his great-grandfather and other royals of the line.
Harry, though, not so much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 12:16 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 07, 2020 12:06 AM (wGeit)
Yes. Givenchy and the awful, shapeless sacks he designed for Audrey Hepburn perfectly exemplify the burlap sack theory. I know I'm a heretic for saying so. Here's one dreadful example with the lovely Audrey still looking striking.
https://tinyurl.com/audry-dress
Posted by: PennaLady at April 07, 2020 12:17 AM (8HBLI)
He looked at me with frightened eyes, and I decided he didn't want my company
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2020 12:17 AM (rb4zU)
Yes. Givenchy and the awful, shapeless sacks he
designed for Audrey Hepburn perfectly exemplify the burlap sack theory. I
know I'm a heretic for saying so. Here's one dreadful example with the
lovely Audrey still looking striking.
https://tinyurl.com/audry-dress
Posted by: PennaLady at April 07, 2020 12:17 AM (8HBLI)
crash test dummies are striking, true, but hardly lovely
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2020 12:18 AM (rb4zU)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:18 AM (s8P1P)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
Prolly Di's bodyguard. Anyone but Charle's.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 07, 2020 12:18 AM (q19F0)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 07, 2020 12:13 AM (y7DUB)
--Story of my life.
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 12:19 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 07, 2020 12:20 AM (2DOZq)
RORSCHACH'S JOURNAL, JULY 9TH 1993.
Tonight a comedian died.
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 07, 2020 12:14 AM (LxTcq)
Heh. "Freak accident"? More like misadventure. "Accident" implies it could have happened to anybody. Grand piano falls off 20th floor balcony, and kills some poor schlub on the sidewalk below? Accident. Kill yourself repeatedly doing some dumb stunt? Misadventure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:20 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2020 12:20 AM (K22Va)
Is Fen still doing the prayer thread? If so I'd like her to add my aunt and uncle who lost their daughter today. She was 48. Leslie.
Posted by: Farmer at April 07, 2020 12:21 AM (T5Keo)
If a dog has a sensitive throat, collar only is not advised, same if head configuration is such the a collar can permit wiggling out by backing away from the leash holder.
A harness permits more effective positive control without either of those problems, which may be critical in an emergency situation.
A well trained dog can do either collar or harness safely, if the master is also well trained!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 07, 2020 12:22 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I wonder if his life insurance contract had a 'dumbassery' clause?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2020 12:22 AM (Y4EXg)
* There's nothing inherently wrong with a dynamically unstable airframe, just so long as the computer systems are up to the job of flying the plane SAFELY. There are more up there flying than just the MAX, but they're not crashing, so you don't hear about them.
* Boeing went cheap as to the above, and the "base level" MCAS system was a SINGLE CHANNEL input from ONE external attitude detector vane.
* You wanted a 2nd external attitude detector vane and corresponding use of the 2nd channel in the MCAS computer, you had to buy the "Safety Package" as an upgrade.
* Boeing's "in the works" refit of the MCAS now features a Four Channel (and four vanes) MCAS system, as standard.
* Boeing "hedged" the selling of the MAX as Aircrew Interchangeable with the earlier 737-800/900, by NOT requiring simulator time and teaching MCAS In Flight Failure Drills, which would have PUNCTUATED the entirely different weight and balance aspects of the airframe.
* The correct procedure for MCAS In Flight Failure, was to turn the MCAS system OFF, turn the Auto Pilot OFF, and hand-fly the airplane to the first diversionary airport. Test flights showed this could be done, but only by hand-flying.
* The 2nd crash showed the pilots DID turn off the MCAS system, but then TURNED IT BACK ON, (it is thought that they presumed it "reset") and it pitched the MAX down to the crash.
* Proper simulator time to train the Pilots how to manage the DIFFERENT Center of Gravity and related flight envelope was not required by Boeing, before putting otherwise qualified pilots into the MAX cockpit.
* U.S. based MAX flight operators were already screaming bloody murder about these things, BEFORE the two overseas operator flown crashes.
Short version.
Upgraded MAX *will* feature 4 channel, redundant MCAS inputs and computer to "check" each channel against the others. A wildly differing reading will be disregarded by the computer, and warning lights and horns will be triggered.
Pilot training will require THOROUGH simulator time, and FAA Flight Examiner sign-off.
Pilots will require an additional 737-MAX "Type-Rating" to attach with their Pilot's License.
The physical upgrades to the MAX are maybe 4 to 5 million per airframe.
Training upgrades will likely run $100k +, per pilot.
Lawsuit settlements will involve sums heretofore unimaginable in the aviation world.
I would not care to have been a Boeing Shareholder, BEFORE the Chy nah virus. And especially, not now.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 12:22 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Farmer at April 07, 2020 12:21 AM (T5Keo)
So sorry to hear that Farmer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:23 AM (A5zUN)
Re dynamic stability. That's the main problem with the 737 MAX. As someone posted above, that's not good for a freakin' passenger jet.
Fancy fighters and military aircraft are another story, within limits, but not a passenger or other commercial aircraft that's not going to be doing fancy shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 12:23 AM (rCwaK)
If so, did the glass fall on him and add further indignity to the body?
Or, did it hit the ground, explode and shards embed in the body?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 07, 2020 12:24 AM (WEBkv)
Tonight a comedian died.
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander
From the Dumbest Fucking Ways To Die files.
His last thought: "How embarrassing!"
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:24 AM (s8P1P)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 07, 2020 12:25 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Floridachick at April 07, 2020 12:25 AM (iirbI)
Posted by: Farmer at April 07, 2020 12:21 AM (T5Keo)
--Condolences, Farmer.
Has Fen taken over from Sooth?
I've been seriously distracted lately.
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 12:25 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Farmer at April 07, 2020 12:21 AM (T5Keo)
Condolences, Farmer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:26 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Since he was a comedian, I believe it is appropriate to say here that you can find video of the tragedy on YouTube, if you search: "Coyote v. Roadrunner".
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:26 AM (s8P1P)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 07, 2020 12:06 AM (V2Yro)
It's almost as if the media had an agenda or something.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:09 AM (miJU3)
There seem to be a lot of people who are emotionally invested in this being the biggest thing ever, and not all of them line up with the media's political goals.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2020 12:27 AM (kOpft)
From the Dumbest Fucking Ways To Die files.
His last thought: "How embarrassing!"
Posted by: Sharkman
I meant to do that!
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at April 07, 2020 12:27 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:26 AM (s8P1P)
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"Windows by ACME"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 07, 2020 12:27 AM (WEBkv)
One of the common first symptoms is stuffy noses, so they test if you can smell vinegar
'We are now performing random smell tests at the entrance gates of
Camps Walker, Carroll and Henry to help better detect personnel who may
be infected by COVID-19,' the garrison said Friday on its Facebook page,
using the virus' official name. 'Those personnel who cannot detect the
screen will be further screened.'
Officials said Sunday the test began on an experimental basis at Camp
Walker this weekend and would likely be expanded to the other bases in
coming days.
Medical organizations have pointed to mounting evidence that anosmia,
the loss of smell or taste, may be an early indicator of the highly
contagious virus, although it has so far been largely anecdotal.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sf6k2rs
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2020 12:27 AM (rb4zU)
Well said Jim!
Posted by: DBCooper at April 07, 2020 12:27 AM (bttOm)
( they did a test of that on Hollywood Weapons and determined it was possible)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 07, 2020 12:28 AM (2DOZq)
If so, did the glass fall on him and add further indignity to the body?
Or, did it hit the ground, explode and shards embed in the body?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 07, 2020 12:24 AM (WEBkv)
I'm guessing he beat the glass to the ground, and that the glass would have done the "falling leaf" thing, and zigged and zagged all over, and maybe slammed into the side of the building, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:28 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Thanks. He seems to do well with the collar, as far as I can tell. He's a smart dog. Problem is, it's her dog. And when my wife walks him, he sets the pace, not her. But we've been sharing the walking duties as of late.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 07, 2020 12:28 AM (q19F0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:28 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2020 12:29 AM (RU4sa)
Everything good is lost on youth.
Posted by: Captain Hate
Her last movie, Brainstorm, is an underappreciated gem.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:29 AM (s8P1P)
I just pulled some I had. I have noticed my sense of smell has diminished over the years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:31 AM (A5zUN)
Fen has retired so to speak, but the list continues and the contact info you need is probably on last Wednesday's gorilla thread, an email link. I can't access it right now because iPad,or I'd pass it on here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 07, 2020 12:31 AM (BiNEL)
Fancy fighters and military aircraft are another story, within limits, but not a passenger or other commercial aircraft that's not going to be doing fancy shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 12:23 AM (rCwaK)
Not a few of the higher-end bizjets up there are dynamically unstable, (or right on the ragged edge of it), and the computer exists between the pilot and control surfaces, just like an F-16.
Done correctly, it can provide for a wider range of CG changes, approach and landing speeds and smoothness in turbulence at altitude.
All the cool kids are doing it now.
"Operator Flexibility" is a huge watch-word in the jet flying world today.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 12:32 AM (QzJWU)
Sent her a care package with isopropyl alcohol, hand sanitizer, disinfectant wipes, and a N95 mask, since she can't find none of that in Killeen.
Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2020 12:32 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2020 12:32 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
"Death By Misadventure" is an official cause of death on Death Certificates, I believe. At least in the Olde Dayes.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:34 AM (s8P1P)
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The first time, probably not after the bounce.
Posted by: Methos at April 07, 2020 12:35 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:34 AM (s8P1P)
--Then there's Death By Adventuress. . . .
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 12:36 AM (oZuI0)
If he's smart, with no tendency to bolt or chase anything, you're probably fine with a collar!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 07, 2020 12:36 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:36 AM (s8P1P)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:37 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 07, 2020 12:36 AM (BiNEL)
Sounds like him. Thanks much!
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 07, 2020 12:37 AM (q19F0)
Posted by: logprof
Death by Lara Croft, Tomb Raider.
There are worse ways to die.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:38 AM (s8P1P)
Posted by: PennaLady at April 07, 2020 12:39 AM (8HBLI)
Posted by: DBCooper at April 07, 2020 12:27 AM (bttOm)
Thank you, sir!
Nothing like getting an aviation compliment from the hot stick Pilot, who flies fast turboprops through raging forest fires, as spotter for the Fire-Retardant Tanker which is flying close in his wake!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 12:40 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 12:40 AM (oZuI0)
If so, did the glass fall on him and add further indignity to the body?
Or, did it hit the ground, explode and shards embed in the body?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 07, 2020 12:24 AM (WEBkv)
I'm guessing he beat the glass to the ground, and that the glass would have done the "falling leaf" thing, and zigged and zagged all over, and maybe slammed into the side of the building, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:28 AM
Over-analysing this tragedy only detracts from the inherent humour...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 07, 2020 12:40 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:37 AM (A5zUN)
I thought that was Galileo, with a ball of cork, and one of iron? And the relatively short drop form the leaning tower of Pisa would allow air resistance to be mostly neglected.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:41 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2020 12:42 AM (rb4zU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:41 AM (miJU3)
You are right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:43 AM (A5zUN)
There are worse ways to die.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:38 AM (s8P1P)
--WARNING: "adventuress" can also mean . . . more or less a skank. In point of fact, dictionary.com has that as def. 1, and Lara Croft as def. 2.
All right, time to fix a midnight snack.
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 12:44 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 07, 2020 12:40 AM (7WaWV)
What was the last thing to go through his mind as he hit the pavement?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:44 AM (miJU3)
His last thought: "How embarrassing!"
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:24 AM (s8P1P)
I'm thinking more along the lines of 'AH SHIIIIIiiiiittttttt!'--splat-thump. Bounce. Smaller thump.
Posted by: RickZ at April 07, 2020 12:44 AM (Y8PSl)
I would not care to have been a Boeing Shareholder, BEFORE the Chy nah virus. And especially, not now.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 12:22 AM (QzJWU)
Boeing to Feds: I have the bankruptcy gun pointed at my head. Give me money or the tax base dies.
Feds to Boeing: I think we sell your aviation assets to China and get great campaign donations and you keep your crummy rocket business.
Boeing to Feds: I MEAN IT!
Feds to Boeing: Yeah, sure. Need some help with that trigger thing?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 07, 2020 12:45 AM (e1mEI)
Astronaut David Scott, Apollo 15, does the Galieo free fall experiment on the Moon with a hammer and feather:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5_dOEyAfk
No air resistance to worry with there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 12:45 AM (rCwaK)
I'm watching the rerun of Tucker's earlier broadcast here on the west coast.
He is now showing the CNN and MSNBC talking head clips that slam HCQ and Trump.
Lucky I don't live where they walk the streets, because I would take a tire iron to their faces.
Do any of them not yet realize they are the functional replacements of the Chinese Communist government?
Because that is what exactly what they are.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2020 12:45 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:34 AM (s8P1P)
These days we call those "Hold my beer and watch this" deaths.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 07, 2020 12:46 AM (2pkC+)
Posted by: DBCooper at April 07, 2020 12:46 AM (bttOm)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 07, 2020 12:01 AM (+lVUW)
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I didn't either until around that time!
The MSM was going on and on about how this would bring the great benefit of Diversity to the royal family and I'm going, "Say what?!?"
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 07, 2020 12:46 AM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:41 AM (miJU3)
It was Galileo. He actually rolled his objects down ramps because of air resistance. Rolling them down ramps slowed them down so differential effects of air resistance were negligible. I always got caught up in physics problems that said "ignore air resistance" because I couldn't imagine how?
Posted by: PennaLady at April 07, 2020 12:46 AM (8HBLI)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 12:47 AM (pr9ci)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:43 AM (A5zUN)
I think on one of the Apollo missions, one of the astronauts dropped a golf ball and a feather, to show that, in a vacuum, light objects and heavy objects fell equally fast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:47 AM (miJU3)
You're from Iowa? Grew up in Ames and parents still live there. Was planning on going back the end of June for a hs reunion but who knows at this point.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 07, 2020 12:47 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 12:48 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:49 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Pope Urban VIII at April 07, 2020 12:50 AM (XVuno)
There are worse ways to die.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:38 AM (s8P1P)
Death by motorboat.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 07, 2020 12:50 AM (2pkC+)
It's all the "assume a cow is spherical". If you include air resistance, it make the equations to complex to easily solve. You some more high powered 'rithmetic skills than are on hand in Physics 101 to handle those.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 12:51 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:49 AM (A5zUN)
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Claw, ball peen or M.C.?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2020 12:51 AM (XVuno)
"Death By Misadventure" is an official cause of death on Death Certificates, I believe. At least in the Olde Dayes.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:34 AM (s8P1P)
Obligatory Nuge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItTJR7ViVdo
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2020 12:51 AM (EGyGV)
I suppose it would depend on his position... Did he go down face first, limbs splayed, yelling 'Geronimooooooo', or did he go down flailing about and shrieking like a little bitch? That might make a difference...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 07, 2020 12:51 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 12:47 AM (pr9ci)
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Watch. He'll be the Music of the Cockroaches.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2020 12:52 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: PennaLady at April 07, 2020 12:46 AM (8HBLI)
That was easy for me. Assume a vacuum. Air resistance is hard to calculate. And is a function of a square of the speed, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:52 AM (miJU3)
Wonderful question. It's why he used a hammer as the heavy object. They hammer had to go anyway, for busting rocks for the geological experiments. The feather was the only thing additional needed. It was a falcon feather, because they had named their LM "Falcon".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 12:52 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Pope Urban VIII at April 07, 2020 12:50 AM (XVuno)
Yep. Galileo needed to stay in his lane instead of antagonzing his funding source.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 07, 2020 12:53 AM (8HBLI)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 07, 2020 12:51 AM (7WaWV)
I think a man can be forgiven a little screaming, given the circumstances.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:53 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2020 12:53 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:52 AM (miJU3)
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Also, assume perfectly spherical chickens.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2020 12:54 AM (XVuno)
I'm pretty sure William is Prince Chuckle's son. You can see the Windsor features in him, compare to his great-grandfather and other royals of the line.
Harry, though, not so much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 12:16 AM (rCwaK)
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Harry definitely looks like his Spencer relatives. He's the spitting image of one uncle, IIRC. Maybe it's a cousin.
I don't remember.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 07, 2020 12:55 AM (M/9m0)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at
Yes. Grew up just east of there. "Rose Capital of Iowa". One of the sisters was even a Rose Queen.
Many, many relatives are 'Clone grads.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 07, 2020 12:55 AM (q19F0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 12:49 AM (A5zUN)
I doubt they sent the hammer to the Moon just to do a physics demo. Might have been a rock hammer for collecting rock samples.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:56 AM (miJU3)
I didn't link because of incredible levels of . . . self satisfied science reporting, I guess.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 07, 2020 12:56 AM (rb4zU)
In the general case, it's a polynominal function of speed. In some cases, the square is the dominant one and others can be ignored. In other cases, it the linear term.
You usually take "drag" to be proportional to the square. For very low Reynold's numbers, you can go with the linear F = bv relation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 12:56 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2020 12:57 AM (uEbPt)
Once upon a time.........
151 Rum & Mt. Dew
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Urgh. 151 - dangerous. Dew - after trying it when it first came out, never touched the stuff.
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kbdabear Bouncing Boredom Reliever
That was kinda fun.
Pity the foo whose browser it locked up.
Or is that just what the kids are calling it these days?
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I hope The Horde is aware of how much shit is going on on this blog, and how much more shit we have to deal with. Including from some of the regulars.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Some are aware. Y'all do a pretty good job. And I've been watching moderators since .. wow, ... our new RS Model 100 had a free trial of something called "CompuServe."
Posted by: mindful webworker
looky here
at April 07, 2020 12:58 AM (XWb4y)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 07, 2020 12:58 AM (7WaWV)
county. Sounds like the atmosphere's been storing it up for the last six
months, too.
I actually went outside on the porch to watch it. I think it fizzled out. Crooks stole it.
Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2020 01:00 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 12:56 AM (rCwaK)
So, if we were to take a cork sphere, and an iron sphere of like size, and drop them both from the Leaning Tower, would the effect of air resistance be great enough to notice?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 01:01 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 12:52 AM (miJU3)
I know, right? I was so unsure of myself when I was taking physics that every silly thing in a problem threw me. I remember one problem that said something about two places being so many kilometers apart "as the crow flies." I had no idea how to get started on that one. WTF does THAT mean??? Well, now I know but back than there was no internet to ask. It goes to show you that doing well in problem solving is really tied to confidence in one's ability to do problems. I should have knwn to just use the formulas in the chapter and get started.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 07, 2020 01:01 AM (8HBLI)
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2020 12:57 AM (uEbPt)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 07, 2020 01:01 AM (M/9m0)
Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2020 01:03 AM (K22Va)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jRMzVMe18cA
How, how, how, how
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Posted by: Sock Monkey...do you feel it? at April 07, 2020 01:04 AM (NXJEt)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 07, 2020 01:05 AM (/UQ/R)
The hammer was part of the tool kit, there for hitting geo samples, knocking dents out of the hubcaps, cracking walnuts and Stooge style sight gags. The Apollo guys were all Stooge fanatics.
Posted by: Rapier Feckwit at April 07, 2020 01:06 AM (qul7b)
Harry is about to learn the hard lesson that many men must learn about not sticking it in crazy.
Most men don't have to learn that lesson with a pack of paparazzi following them around, though.
I feel sorry for the dude, really. He's been considered a spare wheel since birth, and now that WillyBoy has kids, he doesn't even have that reason for being.
He really seemed to enjoy serving in the military. Perhaps he'll go back to that after the Markle thing comes to it inevitable sordid end.
Bets that she'll cheat on him with any director who offers her a part?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2020 01:06 AM (tLWGd)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 07, 2020 01:08 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Last Line on Sparkle Markle's Resume at April 07, 2020 01:08 AM (qul7b)
And now the Commies have ruined something else perfectly decent. No public sneeze will ever be the same again. The spiritual among us will no doubt say "bless you" with extra fervor and a wry look, and probably get a laugh, but honestly if you sneeze in public from now on you are basically going to be Public Enemy #1 and anyone who does bless you is going to have everyone looking at them, too.
That said I'm a germaphobe, exacerbated bigly by being immunosuppressed, and actually think it's good if we can now shame idiots into sneezing in their elbow like a considerate human being. But my point is, another mundane, predictable social interaction is completely out the window. Commies win.
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2020 01:09 AM (uEbPt)
very late again....way past the half grander mark so...I'll just drink a bit...
That's what I said last night. Toast to you!
Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2020 01:10 AM (K22Va)
Remember the stories that said his mother threw herself down the stairs to try to miscarry while pregnant with him? I wonder how that would affect a kid?
Posted by: PennaLady at April 07, 2020 01:11 AM (8HBLI)
Mr. WDS and I were just watching the end of the 2000 final eight game. He's a spartan
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 07, 2020 01:11 AM (/UQ/R)
Probably. If your material gets too light, even small drag forces will throw it off. Drag forces depend on shape of the object, not mass, and speed. So it's the ratio of drag to weight compared with the finally velocity you're going to reach.
Experiments like this are usually done with relatively heavy spheres of different weights.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 01:11 AM (rCwaK)
Perhaps Pinochet's men have some numbers for communists that might work for an initial approximation.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2020 01:12 AM (tLWGd)
From: My Employer
To: Local Government Authority/ Enforcement
Subject: Authorization and Verification of Essential Personnel.
I'm sorry I laughed at anyone who said we will have to start carrying "papers" with us if we left our homes. Never thought I would live to see the day.
Posted by: Case at April 07, 2020 01:12 AM (tWAkG)
*shakes "..'s hand in agreement!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
*whut, like you needed a /snrk after that?*
phhhtttttt.
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 01:12 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: PennaLady at April 07, 2020 01:11 AM (8HBLI)
Geez. Royalty. How glamorous.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 01:12 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2020 01:09 AM (uEbPt)
You know, you can't always sneeze into your elbow.
Posted by: Safecracker, gingerly carrying a bottle of nitroglycerin. at April 07, 2020 01:13 AM (miJU3)
I'm sorry I laughed at anyone who said we will
have to start carrying "papers" with us if we left our homes. Never
thought I would live to see the day.
Posted by: Case at April 07, 2020 01:12 AM (tWAkG)
They said if we voted for Trump, we would all have to carry around papers. And they were right!!!
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2020 01:13 AM (uEbPt)
I hadn't heard that, but I'm not surprised. His daddy also had to learn the lesson about not sticking it in crazy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2020 01:13 AM (tLWGd)
Posted by: Case at April 07, 2020 01:12 AM (tWAkG)
Bonus points if it said: 'Fuck you! This is America!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 01:13 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2020 01:13 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 07, 2020 01:12 AM (tLWGd)
The berets always throw off the numbers. Hard thing to account for, berets.
And the dippy John Lennon glasses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 01:14 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 01:11 AM (rCwaK)
Lawn Darts should be the constant here, don'tcha think?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 01:15 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020
Yes! Always wondered what happened to Russ.
From what I gather, Pookysgirl is up in the Iowa Dutchland of Orange City area. I did not know about snailracer. I will keep an eye out.
I am currently about 25 miles from field of dreams now. But yeah, as long as it doesn*t interfere with HS baseball (I coach), I*m all in!
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 07, 2020 01:15 AM (q19F0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2020 01:16 AM (psIwn)
I'm sorry I laughed at anyone who said we will have to start carrying "papers" with us if we left our homes. Never thought I would live to see the day.
Posted by: Case
Didn't the left complain about the possibility after 9/11?
Now they demand it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2020 01:17 AM (aKsyK)
Experiments like this are usually done with relatively heavy spheres of different weights.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 01:11 AM (rCwaK)
I guess what I was getting at, is the Leaning Tower of Pisa high enough that falling objects would accelerate to to enough speed for air resistance to become significant?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 01:19 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: ... at April 07, 2020 01:13 AM (uEbPt)
And that, with great skill, much experience and enthusiastic participation from the women I've known.
"Germophobe" though, in those evolutions, would not only be not demanded, but an outright violation of the Terms of Service(ing).
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 01:20 AM (QzJWU)
Mr. WDS and I were just watching the end of the 2000 final eight game. He's a spartan
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 07, 2020 01:11 AM (/UQ/R)
Ooh, that was a hard game to watch. I mean, it's not like the officials were on izzo's side at all! /s
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 07, 2020 01:20 AM (q19F0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 01:21 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2020 01:21 AM (K22Va)
speed. In some cases, the square is the dominant one and others can be
ignored. In other cases, it the linear term.
You usually take "drag" to be proportional to the square. For
very low Reynold's numbers, you can go with the linear F = bv relation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 12:56 AM (rCwaK)
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MATH? on the ONT?
burn the witch!
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 07, 2020 01:22 AM (mrQ/l)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 07, 2020 01:22 AM (/UQ/R)
Ooh, that was a hard game to watch. I mean, it's not like the officials were on izzo's side at all! /s
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You don't need to tell him i said that. :-)
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 07, 2020 01:22 AM (q19F0)
Thanks for the ONT MisHum
Posted by: PennaLady at April 07, 2020 01:23 AM (8HBLI)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 01:11 AM (rCwaK)
Lawn Darts should be the constant here, don'tcha think?
Jim
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As a child, I conducted many experiments with a Wham-O slingshot. Fortunately for the sundry targets, lead buckshot were not available to me, and I found that 3/8" steel ball bearings, when I could obtain them, provided satisfactory results.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2020 01:24 AM (sHVgQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 07, 2020 01:25 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2020 01:25 AM (sHVgQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 01:26 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 01:26 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2020 01:27 AM (sHVgQ)
Things have been tougher before this. There was a generation before us that dealt with some...stuff like world war.
And a generation closer to you dealt with a Terrorist attack upon a major city (actually 1 try pervious).
So here we are with this now....country taken down by ....models ( not Kate Upton ...that's for sure....thou from a man standpoint.... a death that would be....)
but I digress...
why are we all in terror over models and numbers that have not even come close to projections...serious, next 2 weeks and people are going to be asking some serious questions.
Like....Why did we throw our entire economy into 1930's destruction?
Over what?
Why did you do this to us?
OH...you were protecting us?...From what?
And why did you assume it was your right to restrict our freedoms just so you could protect us?
I'm feeling this 4th of JULY will be a HUM-DINGER...you all can bank on that....
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 07, 2020 01:27 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 01:27 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
This. (FWIW: I only lurked for 7-8 years before posting)
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 07, 2020 01:27 AM (q19F0)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 07, 2020 01:27 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: RickZ at April
I ran it through the appropriate mathematical formula. 4.00 seconds to fall 240 feet (24 floors).
Must have felt like an eternity, and then it was.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 01:28 AM (YPTnD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 01:28 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 07, 2020 01:29 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 01:29 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 07, 2020 01:25 AM (sHVgQ)
I figured they were Garands. I didn't think throwing them up in the air was recommended practice. What if God decided he wanted to keep one? But I guess he has all those BAR's.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 01:30 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 01:26 AM (miJU3)
In that you're the resident King of Retro here (said with all respect)..
.. Perhaps float a 1/8th in. skim of float mud, then do the 1/4 turn overlapping semi-circle with the square notched tile trowel, and end up with an Art Deco period ceiling?
It'll much resemble the pattern on a "jeweled" rifle bolt, but in much more pronounced bas-relief, overhead.
Maybe try a sample on a scrap of discarded board, and see if you like the effect?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 01:31 AM (QzJWU)
Okay, let's do the Romper Room physics on this. Warning, there is going to be math following, so avert your eyes. Leaning tower of Pisa height is about 57m.
Free falling object (in vacuum) distance vs time.
x = 1/2 g*t^2,
velocity v,
v = g*t.
We solve for the time when it reaches a certain x, to get distance vs velocity:
x = v^2/2g --> v = sqrt(2gx).
For 57m, that's 33 m/s or about 74 mph.
Now, I'm gonna look up the drag/terminal velocity for a sphere and see what that works out to be.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 01:31 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: DBCooper
Giant Pink Beaver Super moon was Seattle band Thunderpussy's original name.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 01:32 AM (YPTnD)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 07, 2020 01:33 AM (/UQ/R)
Cannot find too much info on it, or even a picture.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 01:33 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020
Kudos to you two. That game would have been a deal breaker for most couples! ;-p
Time to call it a night!
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 07, 2020 01:36 AM (q19F0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 01:36 AM (A5zUN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5_dOEyAfk
No air resistance to worry with there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
Considering the circumstances, this is just about the coolest thing ever.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 01:39 AM (YPTnD)
I'll go....80,000 mint condition of those beauties in the ROC
We can't have none....
CIC putt putt/Berry/Hawaii 5-O poster boy for ganja flaking/still in da closet.......ya know.....that guy
That's why
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 07, 2020 01:40 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: klaftern at April 07, 2020 01:41 AM (RuIsu)
Vet came today and my favorit mare had cancer surgery just before i got sick, and now we start treatment. I said ok since lymphoma seems to do fine on dexamethazone then prednazone.
Its probably a bad idea but i feel hopeful today.
Posted by: Gushka Can has Kitties what plays fetch at April 07, 2020 01:41 AM (UXLDv)
Dutchland of Orange City area. I did not know about snailracer. I
will keep an eye out.
I am currently about 25 miles from field of dreams now. But yeah,
as long as it doesn*t interfere with HS baseball (I coach), I*m all in!
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 07, 2020 01:15 AM (q19F0)
They announced the cancellation of Tulip Festival this past Saturday. My daughter is in mourning, because she loves to dress up and be in the street-scrubbing part of the parade. (The kids get so soaked but they all love it!) I'm upset because this means no deep-fried almond patties for this year!
Posted by: pookysgirl, spoiler of cats at April 07, 2020 01:42 AM (XKZwp)
It'll much resemble the pattern on a "jeweled" rifle bolt, but in much more pronounced bas-relief, overhead.
Maybe try a sample on a scrap of discarded board, and see if you like the effect?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 01:31 AM (QzJWU)
Like engine-turning? I have seen the look you describe. No, I got some premixed texture paint, and a roller sleeve in the form of a 3-dimensional random mesh. I am just going to roll it on, and expect a rough texture with little peaks and valleys. If it covers most of the seams, nail holes, cracks, and screw heads, it's a win. Ceiling panels are mostly quarter-inch plywood, and a few pieces of Masonite. I will probably use a small brush to daub texture paint on problem spots before picking up the roller.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 01:42 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 01:44 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 12:14 AM (s8P1P)
Quarantunes. Ahem.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 07, 2020 01:48 AM (Z4rgH)
Good to hear you are on the mend.
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at April 07, 2020 01:50 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 01:50 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 07, 2020 01:51 AM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Gushka Can has Kitties what plays fetch at April 07, 2020 01:41 AM (UXLDv)
Good to hear from you! People in the day threads are worried.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 01:52 AM (miJU3)
ZZZzzz...___
Posted by: mindful webworker
click for webworks
at April 07, 2020 01:52 AM (XWb4y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2020 01:56 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 01:50 AM (miJU3)
I'm looking forward to getting the binoculars out for that one!
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at April 07, 2020 01:56 AM (LPnfS)
V^2 = 2mg/(pAC), where p is the density of the fluid, air in this case, C is the coefficient of drag, and A is the cross sectional area of the object moving through said fluid. Note this ratio of weight to the drag force.
For a sphere C is about 1/2, 0.47. Density of air is about 1.22 kg/m^3.
Now A. I'm gonna figure something the size of baseball. That's about 0.04m. It's cross section area is thus about .005 m^2.
Now, multiply that all together and divide by 2 and we get a denominator of .001.
Now, what's the weight of a cork baseball, thus. I come up with .06 kg (0.13 lbs).
Ratio of that to the above is .06/.001 = 60.
Square root of that is 7.7 m/s.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 01:56 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Gushka Can has Kitties what plays fetch at April 07, 2020 01:41 AM (UXLDv)
Very simply, this:
Thank GOD you're on the mend.
Now.
* How can we help?
* What do you need?
You know we'll send an avalanche of help.
Do not resist. Resistance is futile.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 01:57 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Gushka Can has Kitties what plays fetch at April 07, 2020 01:41 AM (UXLDv)
Extremely glad you appear to be pulling through. Your roommate?
And please to be informing the No Big Dealers here that it is, in fact, a Big Fucking Deal to catch.
Cuz I'm veeeeeeeeeery fucking tired of that particular argument.
Yesterday, in Florida, two 30-something year old cops died of No Big Fucking Deal CCPVism.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 07, 2020 01:58 AM (Z4rgH)
So terminal velocity for a cork baseball is just 7.7 m/s or 17 mph. Compare that to the vacuum free fall speed for the leaning tower of 33 m/s, and we conclude that air resistance would be a very significant factor for a cork baseball dropped from that height.
A lead baseball would hit the ground well before a cork one would.
This assumes my arithmetic is accurate. Too lazy to check it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 01:59 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2020 02:01 AM (YPTnD)
Gushka Can has Kitties what plays fetch at April 07, 2020 01:41 AM (UXLDv)
Good to hear you are on the mend.
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at April 07, 2020 01:50 AM (LPnfS)
935
Its probably a bad idea but i feel hopeful today.
Posted by: Gushka Can has Kitties what plays fetch at April 07, 2020 01:41 AM (UXLDv)
Good to hear from you! People in the day threads are worried.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 01:52 AM (miJU3)
OK now that i have my laptop fixed i can go on and say hi again i ahve been phonefagging on 8 since i got sick and i have only been reading content here sporadically. C19 gets bored when you are being forced to do it. feels like the worst flu and asthma attack i ever had rolled into one. sucked and actually scared me a little off and on.
but today i woke up and only kinda felt like hell and continued to improve through the day, my horse sounds like shes gonna live at least for now and not have to suffer too much.tomorrow i plan to make cloth masks with carbon filters. Y'all heard hepa filters are bad, didnt you? they are made of glass fibers. Carbon air filter is better because charcoal is neutral and is you friend sanwiched between layers of fabric. I was lucky and scored N95 masks before the disaster so my little bullshit cloth masks are mostly to protect the good one underneath for myself.
I have really missed the horde. i was looking at the food threads and thinking i gotta step up my game
Posted by: Gushka Can has Kitties what plays fetch at April 07, 2020 02:02 AM (UXLDv)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 01:31 AM (QzJWU)
Like engine-turning? I have seen the look you describe. No, I got
some premixed texture paint, and a roller sleeve in the form of a
3-dimensional random mesh. I am just going to roll it on, and expect a
rough texture with little peaks and valleys. If it covers most of the
seams, nail holes, cracks, and screw heads, it's a win. Ceiling panels
are mostly quarter-inch plywood, and a few pieces of Masonite. I will
probably use a small brush to daub texture paint on problem spots before
picking up the roller.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 01:42 AM (miJU3)
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you'll both appreciate this:
the other day i saw some Gen Z nitwit who had re-painted their rice burner in pebble coat.
they're lucky breathing is autonomic.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 07, 2020 02:03 AM (mrQ/l)
Yep, engine turned ceiling.
But without the horrid mess required by putting the entire ceiling into a jig and under the mill.
Still, messy enough by it's own rights, I assure you.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 02:03 AM (QzJWU)
Cuz I'm veeeeeeeeeery fucking tired of that particular argument.
Yesterday, in Florida, two 30-something year old cops died of No Big Fucking Deal CCPVism.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 07, 2020 01:58 AM (Z4rgH)
"It's just a flu, brah" people should be last in line for ICU beds.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 07, 2020 02:04 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 07, 2020 02:04 AM (wGeit)
It's no fuckin' flu.
It's in the Common Cold family. That's what Corona family of viruses are.
But in this case, it's a Common Cold crossed with Bat Cooties.
A bat that was lifting at the gym. Using steroids.
Juiced as all fuck.
"Just a flu" is as much an immunity, as "Just a .22", to the back of the head.
Either will kill you.
Choose the form of your Destructor.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 02:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 07, 2020 02:04 AM (wGeit)
Well, the MFMedia come dead last no matter what, and I'd probably add the HCQ denierbots to that list too...
But hey, it's a start.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 07, 2020 02:11 AM (Z4rgH)
Both SARS and MERS were also coronaviruses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 02:12 AM (rCwaK)
At the height of the Pisa tower, a dropped baseball would maybe be doing 60 to 70 mph.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/w7yh6wv
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 02:13 AM (miJU3)
the other day i saw some Gen Z nitwit who had re-painted their rice burner in pebble coat.
they're lucky breathing is autonomic.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 07, 2020 02:03 AM (mrQ/l)
Odds are, that wasn't "pebble coat".
It was spray-in truck bedliner.
That Rice Burner gained about 200 lbs of spring-borne weight from that particular application.
And likely doubled it's coefficient of drag.
Please, tell me it had a Whale Tail wing, too?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 02:14 AM (QzJWU)
"It's just a flu, brah" people should be last in line for ICU beds.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 07, 2020 02:04 AM (wGeit)
i wouldnt go that far, but i have been in a hospital bed, dying of sepsis and i was mad and in pain and felt bad, but in now way dying or scared, just majorly inconvenienced. THIS SHIT SCARED ME. and a few times i wondered if this was how i was gonna die. Really? this time?
So no. Not just the fucking flue. I live with someone who has an iron constitution, and has survived amazing stupid painful things. He was a tangle of miser wrapped in a bathrobe, huddled under a blanket. But for him the horrible part lasted a week not a month.
Im glad they figured out Hydroxychloroquine sulphate and zinc is the treatment. i hope they give it to everyone. i know a 22 yo who got sic early on and we are losing hope for her
Posted by: Gushka Can has Kitties what plays fetch at April 07, 2020 02:15 AM (UXLDv)
Both SARS and MERS were also coronaviruses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 02:12 AM (rCwaK)
when you get your test results back its says SARS on it.
Posted by: Gushka Can has Kitties what plays fetch at April 07, 2020 02:16 AM (UXLDv)
SARS also came from China, and they also tried to cover that up. MERS appeared in Saudia Arabia. It came from a bat through a camel to a human.
While I have no proof, I suspect some Chicom was involved in that. Maybe he was some bat eater, who then fucked a camel.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 02:19 AM (rCwaK)
Either will kill you.
Choose the form of your Destructor.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 02:10 AM (QzJWU)
People die of the flu every year, and in greater numbers than who have died of WuFlu. Hell, people die of the common cold.
It's not nothing, but neither is it orders of magnitude worse than the familiar diseases we have all dealt with for many years.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 02:20 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 07, 2020 02:21 AM (KAi1n)
https://tinyurl.com/rwtj3gw
Posted by: SFGoth at April 07, 2020 02:21 AM (KAi1n)
Very nice.
For the first time in my life I'm proud of Tesla.
Posted by: torabora at April 07, 2020 02:25 AM (+YglG)
Posted by: Gushka Can has Kitties what plays fetch at April 07, 2020 02:15 AM (UXLDv)
Are they giving her the HCQ cocktail, and if not, why not? Also look into Ivermectin. There was a report that a lab in Australia tested it, in vitro, and it killed 98% of the WuFlu virus. Ivermectin is used in humans for parasite control, and is safe. If i were sick with the WuFlu, and could not get the HCQ cocktail, I would sure bum some Ivermectin off a local cattle raiser, and take a shot of it. Human-appropriate dosage, of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 02:26 AM (miJU3)
It's extra special bug.
Posted by: torabora at April 07, 2020 02:29 AM (+YglG)
Let's look at perspective on WuFlu vs flu. Flu is a regular thing, it's built into the system. We deal with it. 30K people die from it per year, spread out over 12 months.
Let's look at WuFlu. Death toll is now 10, 900. On Mar 1, there was exactly 1 death. The deaths thus have increased by four orders of magnitude in one month.
On March 15, the daily death rate was around 10 per day. It is now on the order of 1000 per day. That's two orders of magnitude in around 20 days.
That is not something to sneeze at.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 02:29 AM (rCwaK)
It's not nothing, but neither is it orders of magnitude worse than the familiar diseases we have all dealt with for many years.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 02:20 AM (miJU3)
I've had the flu at least 3 times in my 29 year life, and none of them was a picnic. But colds are a walk in the park compared to them bone achers.
And not once did I fear I was dying. Maybe I was wishing for death, but not worried about it.
Colds, otoh, are an inconvenience.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 07, 2020 02:29 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 02:20 AM (miJU3)
While agreed, it appears that this Corona based thing has a greater rate of "infected/dead" than either the flu that we're used to, or the cold on which it's based.
I do quite believe that it's a "somehow released" strain from that damned Chinese lab.
The slow growth of it on the West Coast resulted in a bit of "herd immunity".
Then, it caught fire and multiplied, everywhere.
The Swine Flu of '09 and '10, was deadlier. On a case by case basis.
This thing though, burns brightly.
And that's why I think it'll also burn out, more quickly.
Bonus. The really sharp docs on this one sussed out which meds already in use, had already proven effective against it's close viral cousins.
And it seems, they've been right, all along.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 02:30 AM (QzJWU)
It was spray-in truck bedliner.
That Rice Burner gained about 200 lbs of spring-borne weight from that particular application.
And likely doubled it's coefficient of drag.
Please, tell me it had a Whale Tail wing, too?
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 02:14 AM (QzJWU)
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might could be, but the bumps were fairly tall: looks more like something you'd use on swimming pool steps, etc, for traction. i wouldn't want it in my load bed, because it would make loading, and unloading, cargo a royal PITA.
no whale tale, the the driver, of uncertain orientation, had multicolored hair and piercings.
because of course they did.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 07, 2020 02:32 AM (mrQ/l)
Looks like the bro's uptop need some new M-1's...swiped them right outta them Air Force dudes hands...
"If the Army and the Navy Ever look on Heaven's scenes; They will find the streets are guarded By United States Marines."
Posted by: beanervt at April 07, 2020 02:32 AM (LfHBm)
And not once did I fear I was dying. Maybe I was wishing for death, but not worried about it.
Colds, otoh, are an inconvenience.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 07, 2020 02:29 AM (Z4rgH)
ON average, 47,000 Americans commit suicide.
I will predict that number skyrockets this year, and there will be more suicide deaths, than Covid deaths.
Why? Every news story is doom and gloom. We are FORCED to be alone.
Many have lost their jobs and businesses.
401Ks have lost about 1/3rd.
And I will blame our Government for this.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2020 02:33 AM (NgKpN)
The CDC says the 2009-2010 swine flu caused about 12,500 deaths. That was for the whole year.
WuFlu is almost there in about 1 month.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 02:34 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Gushka Can has Kitties what plays fetch at April 07, 2020 02:15 AM (UXLDv)
And one more thing: blood transfusion, whole blood, the entire supply, if possible. The WuFlu fucks up the ability of hemoglobin to carry oxygen, and that is the root of the lung scarring that torabora mentions. Suck out the bad blood, pump in some new, and that might buy her time for her immune system to get ahead of the bug.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 02:34 AM (miJU3)
hasta, y'all!
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 07, 2020 02:34 AM (mrQ/l)
Looks like the bro's uptop need some new M-1's...swiped them right outta them Air Force dudes hands...
"If the Army and the Navy Ever look on Heaven's scenes; They will find the streets are guarded By United States Marines."
Posted by: beanervt at April 07, 2020 02:32 AM (LfHBm)
Nope, they will be busy, helping the ArchAngels assault the Gates of Hell.
And I say this as a Retired Sailor.
/Salute
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2020 02:35 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: beanervt at April 07, 2020 02:35 AM (LfHBm)
They announced the cancellation of Tulip Festival this past Saturday. My daughter is in mourning, because she loves to dress up and be in the street-scrubbing part of the parade. (The kids get so soaked but they all love it!) I'm upset because this means no deep-fried almond patties for this year!
Posted by: pookysgirl, spoiler of cats at April 07, 2020 01:42 AM (XKZwp)
I am sorry to hear that. Small town festivals make some of the best childhood memories!!!
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 07, 2020 02:36 AM (q19F0)
Posted by: Vic at April 07, 2020 02:36 AM (mpXpK)
Well here ya go:
https://tinyurl.com/u9olmpr
Posted by: keena at April 07, 2020 02:37 AM (RiTnx)
https://tinyurl.com/somzvpa
Posted by: Vic at April 07, 2020 02:37 AM (mpXpK)
And speaking of the KoronaKrap US totals are 368,196 cases with 10,986 deaths.
https://tinyurl.com/uvclzl9
Posted by: Vic at April 07, 2020 02:37 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/toy6mue
Posted by: Vic at April 07, 2020 02:37 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at April 07, 2020 02:38 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/u5o5fd2
Posted by: Vic at April 07, 2020 02:38 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: beanervt at April 07, 2020 02:38 AM (LfHBm)
because of course they did.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 07, 2020 02:32 AM (mrQ/l)
Report their car as stolen. It is the only merciful choice.
/break
This virus thing. Let us not fight, even though we may appreciate things, differently.
If we fight, it must be against the White House Press Communist Corps, and everything of lesser prominence than they.
Dream though you will, of pushing commies out of the 'copter. Air Pinochet is the Gold Standard, of course.
Prepare though, for crushing the larynx of the commie directly before you now, if you will.
The latter is the far more likely engagement, than the former.
Those are my warm and fuzzy, heartfelt thoughts of "good night, Horde!" to you all.
/zzz
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2020 02:38 AM (QzJWU)
https://tinyurl.com/s749hfe
Posted by: Vic at April 07, 2020 02:39 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/ropled2
Posted by: Vic at April 07, 2020 02:39 AM (mpXpK)
why not? Also look into Ivermectin. There was a report that a lab in
Australia tested it, in vitro, and it killed 98% of the WuFlu
virus. Ivermectin is used in humans for parasite control, and is safe.
If i were sick with the WuFlu, and could not get the HCQ cocktail, I
would sure bum some Ivermectin off a local cattle raiser, and take a
shot of it. Human-appropriate dosage, of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 02:26 AM (miJU3)
i have no say in her treatment as it started early on and i just hear once shes been having her lungs drained, then i hear shes intubated then im too sick to keep up. now i hear shes probably not gonna live.
as far as ivermectin goes... im a horsewoman and its familiar stuff. You have to treat it carefully as its hard on gut flora, but if i wasnt already getting pretty much over this shit i was gonna try it on myself since i have enough to dose 12 1400 lb animals with it on hand all the time. I was guessing i could take a foal dose. Will tell you this. Where i am theres not plaquinel for love or money to be had. my doc gave me a different related drug and i was starting to feel better in about 2 hours, and in 5 hours i felt amazingly better. but i am worried as fuck this shit damaged my lungs as i am now clear of virus (I can haz paper that sez so!) but im still having a hell of a time with breathing.
Posted by: Gushka Can has Kitties what plays fetch at April 07, 2020 02:39 AM (UXLDv)
https://tinyurl.com/wz26pwb
Posted by: Vic at April 07, 2020 02:40 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at April 07, 2020 02:40 AM (mpXpK)
"morons say Meghan Markle has no acting chops?
Well here ya go:"
She's got skillz with da meat.....
Posted by: beanervt at April 07, 2020 02:43 AM (LfHBm)
Posted by: Gushka Can has Kitties what plays fetch at April 07, 2020 02:39 AM (UXLDv)
Well, we are told that our lungs can repair much of the damage done by smoking cigarettes. It will take time, but I am sure you will grow stronger. Take care of yourself.
I am out for the night, too. be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 02:46 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: mnw at April 07, 2020 02:48 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2020 02:46 AM (miJU3)
night AOP! sleep tight
Posted by: Gushka Can has Kitties what plays fetch at April 07, 2020 02:49 AM (UXLDv)
"Are reporters born stupid"
No they attain that thru expensive collage indoctrination in
sjw or woominz studies...and journalistic propaganda 101...
Posted by: beanervt at April 07, 2020 02:50 AM (LfHBm)
Well here ya go:
https://tinyurl.com/u9olmpr
Posted by: keena at April 07, 2020 02:37 AM (RiTnx)
--Yeesh.
Harry, WTF?
Well, my brother's also a nice-looking dude and has fallen for gingers below his station, so I guess some guys have weak dicks.
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 02:58 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: beanervt at April 07, 2020 03:00 AM (LfHBm)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 07, 2020 03:02 AM (Z4rgH)
The IHME put up a detailed explanation of what changed in their model projections. Basically,they got much more real data, and that changed thing significantly:
http://www.healthdata.org/covid/updates
The latest real data showed some differences in assumptions that greatly affected the resource usage numbers. First, for those who die, they die quicker than thought. So the bodies get out of the hospital quicker.
That's bad, but good for resources. For those who live, they take much longer than assumed to get out of ICU.
Those who don't have to go to ICU get out a lot earlier than previous estimates. This is the biggie.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 03:03 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: beanervt at April 07, 2020 03:05 AM (LfHBm)
Posted by: beanervt at April 07, 2020 03:07 AM (LfHBm)
Posted by: beanervt at April 07, 2020 03:08 AM (LfHBm)
Posted by: beanervt at April 07, 2020 03:08 AM (LfHBm)
Posted by: Scheherazade at April 07, 2020 03:12 AM (H5knJ)
I saw Meghan Markle in a Hallmark Channel Movie. She wasn't very good. Perhaps it was beneath her.
Posted by: JAS at April 07, 2020 03:12 AM (2BZBZ)
- Woman in "Sex and the City" who falls out of high-rise window. Played by Kirsten Johnson.
Posted by: JAS at April 07, 2020 03:14 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 07, 2020 03:14 AM (N4ZRs)
Reporters, for the most part, are not born stupid.
But they are immature people who like to play games. Their favorite game is Gotcha. They also like to report news that is not news at all but are lies. Thus, they cannot be trusted. And they hate it when a mature person spanks them in public.(Trump). They cry a lot. So I see reporters as adult children with a liberal bent on life and who take themselves way to seriously.
Posted by: Case at April 07, 2020 03:15 AM (tWAkG)
I saw Meghan Markle in a Hallmark Channel Movie. She wasn't very good. Perhaps it was beneath her.
Posted by: JAS at April 07, 2020 03:12 AM (2BZBZ)
--At least Wallis Simpson had a brain. She is credited with the quip, "You can never be too rich or too thin." I randomly brought up that quote with my mom, and we were surprised to see it attributed to her.
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 03:17 AM (oZuI0)
Da Guvna, Henry McMaster (whom I have never liked, in part because he owes me money) has issued a Stay at Home order.
This is South Carolina, and I am ready for some Fort Sumter type bidnis.
Posted by: Miklos, free until 5 PM, or so says the damn guvna at April 07, 2020 03:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos Effendi at April 07, 2020 03:18 AM (QzkSJ)
ON average, 47,000 Americans commit suicide.
I will predict that number skyrockets this year, and there will be more suicide deaths, than Covid deaths.
Why? Every news story is doom and gloom. We are FORCED to be alone.
Many have lost their jobs and businesses.
401Ks have lost about 1/3rd.
And I will blame our Government for this.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2020 02:33 AM (NgKpN)
I've been saying similar things in conversations for two weeks now.
So afraid of the new boogie man, and completely ignoring the boogie men that are much more deadly, be it common flu, or critically depressed people caused by their surroundings and circumstances.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2020 03:19 AM (sy5kK)
"The New York City Department of Education is committed to making three free meals available daily for any New Yorker. Any New Yorker who wants one can get three free meals a day at more than 400 Meal Hubs across the city."
schools.nyc.gov/school-life/food/free-meals
Posted by: 3M Corporation at April 07, 2020 03:21 AM (YCAti)
Lucky for me I went shopping yesterday. I am good for another week at least.
Posted by: JAS at April 07, 2020 03:22 AM (2BZBZ)
https://tinyurl.com/s749hfe
Posted by: Vic at April 07, 2020 02:39 AM (mpXpK)
Guessing a spokesperson at WHO got fired today.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2020 03:22 AM (sy5kK)
Have to read it again - still not sure why CA's projection changed so dramatically (for the better). Especially the big advance of the peak, by 12 days.
But I understand why they're building this aircraft after it's taken off - that's the deal, it's a new bug, and info is scarce.
Of course, just like the reporters today who couldn't let go of the IG report re testing, and imply that tests for brand new bugs should just magically appear instantly in adequate numbers, many apparently don't understand that new pathogens require new models, and you modify them as you gain more info and insight, and thus projections can radically change.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2020 03:23 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 03:23 AM (YCAti)
Just saw that baseball is thinking about playing their entire season in Arizona, with all 30 teams playing a 4 1/2 month schedule.
No fans.
Why bother?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2020 03:26 AM (sy5kK)
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Guessing a spokesperson at WHO got fired today.
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Promotion and a raise and an "exceeds expectations" next to that box on the annual review.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 03:26 AM (YCAti)
Ahma over heah trying to govern, boy, makin' souf carlinuh buttuh, and ya'll over der runnin' ya'll moufs.
So, son, you'd buttuh stay yo' ass at home and quit runnin' yo' mouf.
Posted by: Govenuh Henruh McTaxstuh at April 07, 2020 03:27 AM (rCwaK)
After leaving the house during the day for the first time in three weeks I was surprised how many people were out and about. Shopping, going for walks, construction crews working within feet of each other, etc. (This in Maryland) Made me wonder if we'd better off with 10 days of super strict lock-down instead of several weeks of closing most businesses and recommending people stay home. I'm talking about telingl everyone that they must get food and medicine for 10 days and may not leave unless for medical emergency. It would only be 10 days but most who'd already had the virus would be over it after 10 days, and any new people would develop symptoms to know to keep staying home by end of 10 day run. In most states we are still seeing increasing numbers of new infections after three weeks "at home" so obviously people are still catching it outside the home. Somehow. Maybe a more severe, but shorter, order to stay home would be better for public health and the economy.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 07, 2020 03:30 AM (zqs/f)
Keep your guard up against racism!
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 03:31 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: JAS
Good for you.
We're OK for everything but TP and booze, and I can get one (1) of those handled tomorrow before curfew.
But how am I supposed to do closing of my father's estate, trust for Mama Miklos, etc. which requires BY LAW presence of all parties, a notary, and two witnesses? And under a deadline imposed by the Probate Court?
Thank you very little, Nikki Haley.
Posted by: Miklos, situation impossible but not serious at April 07, 2020 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)
And fo yo' infohmation, heah is duh list of puhmissible activities, dat Ah is allowin' outta duh goodness of muh liddle ol' haht:
Obtaining supplies essential to either the household or to working from home
Seeking medical care
Travelling to care for or visit a family member
Attending religious services
Travelling for court proceedings or other legal obligations
Participating in outdoor recreation
Caring for pets
So's y'all can recruhate yo' asses outdohs.
Posted by: Govenuh Henruh McTaxstuh at April 07, 2020 03:34 AM (rCwaK)
And can I have your stuff if your noble fight for freedom, uh, or something, ends up in your untimely demise at the hands of South Carolina public safety officers?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2020 03:35 AM (El6T/)
Legal proCEEDins is allowed, ah see from duh Guvnuh's ohudh.
Sos ah think you's good to go on dat.
Posted by: Govenuh Henruh McTaxstuh at April 07, 2020 03:36 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Govenuh Henruh McTaxstuh
I loved your "Sen. Ernest Claghorn Hollings" character on the old Tonight Show.
Posted by: Miklos McMahon, heyoooo at April 07, 2020 03:37 AM (QzkSJ)
I'll bet Jim's left already...
"Perhaps float a 1/8th in. skim of float mud, then do the 1/4 turn overlapping semi-circle with the square notched tile trowel, and end up with an Art Deco period ceiling?"
At first I thought this was the choreography for a Lady Gaga music video..
Posted by: Gooshy at April 07, 2020 03:38 AM (pWIWK)
Posted by: JAS at April 07, 2020 03:39 AM (2BZBZ)
The leverage of isolation (really just a kind of variable quarantine) is maximum at the earliest stages (which one almost never knows, only diseases for which there is mature and ongoing surveillance are detected "up front"), and declines rapidly.
If the various measures adopted mostly in mid-March had been adopted right around the time of Trump's end to admissions from China (1/31), we'd be dealing with much smaller, almost negligible, problem. But yeah, try to imagine that in the real world.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2020 03:41 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: rhomboid
What?
Hell, I trained them boys.
They ain't gonna do nothin' agin' ol' Colonel Miklos.
My Mama gonna call they mamas, and will be Hell to Pay!
Posted by: Col. Miklos Angus, Certified Auctioneer at April 07, 2020 03:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Oh. Come. On. How about accepting the responsibilities that came with your marriage and ACTING like a princess?
Posted by: Dr Alice
That title wouldn't fit on a movie marquee.
Posted by: JT at April 07, 2020 03:41 AM (arJlL)
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I sort of love this. It's the same thing we've seen with Hillary and Michael Obama. They are mediocre, unsuccessful tagalongs, but they married a man.
And this princess wants a pony, dammit! (stomps feet)
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 03:45 AM (YCAti)
Posted by: Miklos, almost certainly having cracked the 1.75 of Evan Williams at April 07, 2020 03:45 AM (QzkSJ)
I do deedclah, ah didn't see dat.
If'n you wants to be shoh, ah say ah say bee SHOUH you get muh attention, then you'd best post some pictuh of some liddle ol' gals hot liddle ass. Dat will get muh attention right quick like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 03:46 AM (rCwaK)
Of the now everyday, routine variety.
Trump and Biden talk on the phone (really nothing more than a courtesy, at this point, given Biden's decline, political haplessness). When asked about it, Trump of course classily keeps it general and positive.
Biden camp issues an outrageous, slanderous lie, to the effect that Biden had been urging more aggressive measures on Trump for months.
WTFF??
The day after Trump's most important move, the China travel ban, Biden called the move "xenophobic".
Just hoping that the minute after Trump take's the concession call from the nurse attending Biden on election night, he goes before the cameras and savages the POS and his POS advisors and friends. Don, I know you have it in you. You were born for that moment.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2020 03:46 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2020 03:48 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
FUN FACT
Henry McMaster's younger brothers are Normal People, and do not talk like Henry.
Posted by: Miklos, who knows nothin' 'bout birthin' no Executive Orders at April 07, 2020 03:49 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2020 03:46 AM (El6T/)
--If there exists a just god, please let it be so.
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 03:49 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: logprof
Why wait?
Just release a recording of the call.
Posted by: Miklos, on the Do It Now principle at April 07, 2020 03:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Geez, I need a frigging haircut bad.
Real bad.
Put it off over three weeks, then Summer's Eve Inslee closed it all down, and the barbers were the first ones to shut down.
I feel like Grizzly Adams.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2020 03:53 AM (sy5kK)
Good night, rhomboid. I'm ticklin' Miley doin' this heah Henruh accent out loud.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 03:53 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: rhomboid
Actually, Hollings did not have a Foghorn Leghorn accent.
It was a distinct Charleston version.
Posted by: Miklos, that's not a joke, son at April 07, 2020 03:54 AM (QzkSJ)
I did not know dat. Do you suppose ol' Henruh might be a puttin' on a liddle bit?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 03:55 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: publius
If you do it right, she'll be ticklin' you.
Posted by: Miklos, and SOB McMaster does owe me money at April 07, 2020 03:55 AM (QzkSJ)
I'm plannin' on getting the big bush hog out and doing some mowing tomorrow, if I get my ass motivated enough.
Now, not too many Buford T's come out my way, at least at the house place. Here at Miley's the local Ft. Inn Buford (and Bufordetta) T's are prowling around a lot.
I'm guessing no Buford T. would be silly enough to try to get on my ass about being by my own self driving a tractor.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 03:57 AM (rCwaK)
It amazed me for a long time how Dr Jill and their inner circle would be willing to subject Senile Joe to this continued humiliation.
Then I realized they are Democrats of 2020, not 1995, and they don't give a rat's ass about anything but settling the score from Nov 3, 2016.
And now, openly parroting the Chinese Communist Government political views.
These people are the definition of "enemy" in every sense of the word.
And will burn any semblance of decency in keeping Senile Joe from making a fool out of himself, before he dies.
'Cuz his mental capacity and physical strength are falling like a rock.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2020 04:00 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: publius
You might try explaining that even during WWII, the POWs from Camp Campbell were put to work driving tractors.
Posted by: Miklos, and Strom Thurmond's driver and chef were Kraut POWs at April 07, 2020 04:02 AM (QzkSJ)
The old Charleston accent is fading away. It's only the old timers would really still have it. It (and Savannah, too) were unique and quite distinct flavors, and there were reasons for that having to do with being a port city back in the Colonial days or something.
Also the low country r dropping think is going extinct as well.
My mother, born in Saluda, has a little of that trying to come out. She mostly talks Upstate, but in her old age, a little of the r dropping thing is coming out. Saluda was on the border of the r dropping line.
She'll slip out "dollah" and similar occasionally.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 04:04 AM (rCwaK)
Well, I got to looking in the details of duh govnuh's ohduh, and looked at the "essential critcal infrastructure" exemptions.
Farming falls under dat dere list. So's ah kin git out on my liddle ol' tractuh and mow and plow and do all that shit I want.
I is critical, ah say ah say critcul infuhruhstrutuh. So's no Bufuht T buttuh be sassin' me,
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 04:10 AM (rCwaK)
"An' how all ya'll SacalEENians?"
Posted by: J. Strom McHollings (that ought to get a few write in votes against Miss Lindsey) at April 07, 2020 04:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 04:11 AM (rCwaK)
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It would be interesting to know the percentage of 2nd and 3rd generation Yankees in the area relative to the loss of the regional accent.
One can't help but note the Boston accent is still going strong in that region.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 04:12 AM (YCAti)
Posted by: publius
You're thinking about the Murder Lady.
Posted by: Miklos, no relation at April 07, 2020 04:13 AM (QzkSJ)
The Strom accent was a thing unto itself. Back when I wuz in college at Clempson cow college, dey used to be this radio station that had a morning zoo format. They had a couple of guys who do Strom, Danny Ford, and some others. They would make jokes in Strom or Danny's voice all the time, as though they were all there.
Strom's character was dubbed "Sen. Strong Thermos". He would sing a song occasionally, his theme being something that went, "Oh yay, yay, tell me what he say!" Please, tell me what the hell he just said.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 04:15 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: raimondo at April 07, 2020 04:16 AM (QbY5T)
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 04:17 AM (YCAti)
Boy, yo mama outta be ashamed of birthin' yo ass. Duh damn doctuh problaly slapped her instead of you liddle ass when you came outta dat rank hole. Slapped her hell, outta punched right in duh damn mouf.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 04:19 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: publius
Well, Clempson being a cow college, they were not as sophisticated as at USC in the State Capital.
There, Strom was known as "Sperm Thurmond."
That was about the time he married Miss Nancy and began the sequential baby-making at the age of 65.
Posted by: Miklos, half the state is probably descended from Ol' Strom at April 07, 2020 04:22 AM (QzkSJ)
That's a helpful aid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 04:22 AM (YCAti)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at April 07, 2020 04:23 AM (QzkSJ)
--
Joe Biden, is that you?
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 04:24 AM (YCAti)
Rainmando's either drunk, or it's a different shift at the troll factory, xit's Engrish velly bad tonight...
Posted by: Raiper Feckwit at April 07, 2020 04:27 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 04:27 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 07, 2020 04:32 AM (KAi1n)
I'd hit that.
Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond at April 07, 2020 04:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter at April 07, 2020 04:36 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter
*********
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 07, 2020 04:39 AM (QzkSJ)
It's in Lewis's letters. Many don't know that CSL had a very bawdy sense of humor.
Which brings me to another: Megan must be seriously good in the sack. It's the only explanation I can come put with. Harry wasn't a pussy-boy, but he sure is whipped now.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 07, 2020 04:40 AM (ZbwAu)
Only 6 more nights of FZ
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
That's ALL ?
Awwwwww........
Posted by: JT at April 07, 2020 04:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at April 07, 2020 04:41 AM (arJlL)
Miss Prissy wannabe-an-actress should get the lead role in sharknado 17, as a match for her personality.
Posted by: Grog at April 07, 2020 04:41 AM (weXmt)
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Can someone please explain to me how we can continue running subways and taxis and passenger airplane flights but we can't build stuff in factories?
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 04:48 AM (IwDj9)
But no workers in separate stations in enormous factories, dammit!
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 04:50 AM (IwDj9)
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu
No customers.
Boeing got it right in the 787 vs. Airbus 380. The A380 line has been closed before the WuFlu.
But no customers.
Euros are thinking about nationalizing their airlines (again).
Posted by: Miklos, almost a Delta Flying Colonel at April 07, 2020 04:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 07, 2020 04:40 AM (ZbwAu)
--Explanation: Harry is a SIMP.
(You may have to visit urbandictionary.com)
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 05:00 AM (oZuI0)
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Ha. Good point. For the exact same reason we're not allowed to build stuff in factories.
We should pay someone to break some windows...
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 05:01 AM (IwDj9)
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 05:02 AM (IwDj9)
"Throw Aggi Off the Bridge" by Black Tambourine:
https://youtu.be/fxBSCDYrNmE
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2020 05:03 AM (oZuI0)
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has improved.
His physicians report excellent results from a treatment regimen of gin, hydroxychloroquine, gin, a pint or two of cellar-temperature ale, gin in a zinc mug, and gin.
Posted by: Dr. Miklos, as not Seen on TV at April 07, 2020 05:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Mornin'
Re Vic -
Early model Mustangs with bigger engines.
Hey Chevy, late 60's Cameros? 67 Malibu? Exact copies.
James Drury - I enjoyed the Virginian, and mom liked him too though, I'm guessin' for different reasons than yours.
Al Kaline - fine major leaguer and his model bat was one I had. Loved the fit for my hands. Lots of bits with that bat,,, till I let another guy use it in a pick-up game.
Posted by: teej at April 07, 2020 05:05 AM (Jn4GT)
Posted by: Frederic Bastiat, the one (1) good French economist at April 07, 2020 05:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: teej at April 07, 2020 05:07 AM (Jn4GT)
Posted by: teej
that was just the teej talkin'.
Posted by: Miklos, formerly known as Miklos at April 07, 2020 05:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 05:13 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2020 05:15 AM (NGm/n)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 05:15 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip
Mine had a 302.
1975 model.
Might forget the first girl, but won't forget the first car.
Both were second hand.
Posted by: Miklos, ah, for the days of youth at April 07, 2020 05:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 05:18 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: stonecutter at April 07, 2020 05:19 AM (Bfr22)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2020 05:19 AM (cuot+)
Posted by: JT at April 07, 2020 05:19 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 05:20 AM (ZCEU2)
I actually bought tp and pt yesterday, didn't really need eather but cleaned out my entire truck cab and thought I might need a lot, only used a few. Should clean glass today, didn't yesterday.
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 05:23 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 05:26 AM (ZCEU2)
Never had a "cool" hot rod. My loss.
The 70 Midget I had for a year or so after I got out of the army was fun.
Posted by: teej at April 07, 2020 05:26 AM (Jn4GT)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 05:28 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip
Yup
There was a '65 Mustang convertible for sale here.
The original 6 cylinder engine had been swapped out for a newer 302. So pretty cheap.
Not interesting for real collectors, but the advantage is that you can burn ethanol fake gas in it.
Waited too long.
Posted by: Miklos, once in a lifetime at April 07, 2020 05:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 07, 2020 05:34 AM (Dhht7)
I'm going to go putter in the yard and pretend I am accomplishing something. Don't break anything expensive!
Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2020 05:40 AM (NGm/n)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 07, 2020 05:42 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 07, 2020 05:43 AM (XEC2p)
Ira Einhorn kicked the bucket in prison of natural causes. He & all the lefty aholes in europe who helped him evade justice for so long can rot in hell.
Posted by: MHK at April 07, 2020 05:48 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 07, 2020 05:52 AM (C+yOi)
Ira Einhorn kicked the bucket in prison of natural causes.
and by "natural causes", you mean the Moo Goo Gui Pan-demic
'cause there is no other cause of death these days
Posted by: AltonJackson
Impeach Whitmer!!!
Because: Reasons!!!
at April 07, 2020 05:59 AM (cuot+)
NY at 4,759 fatalities, and taking 13 states to total their deaths.
NJ has 1,003. Yesterday NY had 4,159 and NJ had 917.
9,580 total yesterday , 10,805 today as of 2am
Still 1,225 in 1 day
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 05:59 AM (ZCEU2)
I was like 5th or 6th top all of last year.
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 06:01 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Colin at April 07, 2020 06:06 AM (B+Lak)
Sitting waiting for coffee That Isn't Turned On!
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 06:07 AM (ZCEU2)
Unless say a large group of 20 somethings was in a facility with other health problems and it got in there.
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 06:14 AM (ZCEU2)
NY at 4,759 fatalities, and taking 13 states to total their deaths.
NJ has 1,003. Yesterday NY had 4,159 and NJ had 917.
9,580 total yesterday , 10,805 today as of 2am
Still 1,225 in 1 day
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 05:59 AM (ZCEU2)
Wyoming is looking better every day.
Posted by: jsg at April 07, 2020 06:16 AM (tCH68)
6 Apr 452+ , 13 deaths 43 recovered
5 Apr 418+ , 11
4 Apr 404+ , 9
3 Apr 383+ , 7
2 Apr 325+ , 6
Posted by: azalea city at April 07, 2020 06:21 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 06:21 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: jsg at April 07, 2020 06:24 AM (tCH68)
Posted by: m at April 07, 2020 06:27 AM (7juvc)
Went to the Food Lion at opening, got 24 rolls of the other Necessary. Left about 8 packs for Comrades, each according to his need.
Will now dip into the Strategic Reserve of the brown, with glass raised to Vic.
Posted by: Miklos, embracing our new Bolshevik McMaster masters at April 07, 2020 06:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Interesting graphs.
Quite a few of them seem to show the growth rate (the change in the slope at a given point x) was slowing some time ago.
Looking at those charts, it's gonna be pretty difficult to hit the projected mortality numbers, let alone justify destroying the most vigorous economy we've had in recent history.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 07, 2020 06:29 AM (C+yOi)
Posted by: jsg at April 07, 2020 06:30 AM (tCH68)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 06:32 AM (ZCEU2)
Cases 7276
Deaths 140
Test 85,837
>14k new daily test
464 new cases
3.2% rate of infections daily
8.5% rate result from testing
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 06:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: jsg
Angling for a sponsorship from Bryl Creem.
That stuff is quite flammable.
Posted by: Miklos, who learns stuff the hard way at April 07, 2020 06:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 06:34 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: stonecutter at April 07, 2020 05:19 AM (Bfr22)
try aldi
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 06:35 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 06:35 AM (8JqLB)
Posted by: Skip
Does that include the ones who fled?
Posted by: Miklos, statistically valid at April 07, 2020 06:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 06:39 AM (ZCEU2)
Speaking about her, I read the article, does she think marrying a royal made her an A-list actress? How does that work?
Posted by: lowandslow at April 07, 2020 06:39 AM (4thlk)
In Denver, they're breaking up basketball games on the park courts, but the urban campers are free to congregate and mill about downtown and in Lincoln Park.
Yeah, we're totes serious about this.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 07, 2020 06:41 AM (C+yOi)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 06:41 AM (ZCEU2)
1105 It doesn't seem correct, but California deaths from the Corona are concentrated in the 20 something year olds. I saw that on a program showing deaths in each state and the age of the people dying.
Posted by: Colin at April 07, 2020 06:06 AM (B+Lak)
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Yes, something is weird. Half the positive cases in SF are under 49 years, yet SF has one of the oldest median ages among large US cities.
Buen dia queridas morons.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2020 06:41 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 06:43 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ripley at April 07, 2020 06:43 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 06:43 AM (8JqLB)
Posted by: Skip
And not starting acting at age 38.
Posted by: Bruce at April 07, 2020 06:43 AM (vd8XM)
Now she is the frowning face you see on a tabloid cover in the check line and wonder why is this chick famous?
I will be very surprised if she has a long career.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 07, 2020 06:45 AM (XEC2p)
I think what really people want to talk about is, were talking about people dying here. Were talking about significant health disparities. I think thats what people care most about, Lightfoot said, trying to deflect. The woman who cut my hair had a mask and gloves on so we are, I am practicing what Im preaching.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 06:45 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 06:43 AM (ZCEU2)
The directors dick does not suck itself!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)
Went to the grocery store yesterday. Had TP limit one. Paper towels limit one pack. Other than hand sanitizer it was pretty much stocked.
A big display of bottled water sitting in a main aisle. I guess people are done panic buying that
Posted by: Bruce at April 07, 2020 06:46 AM (vd8XM)
Speaking about her, I read the article, does she think marrying a royal made her an A-list actress? How does that work?
Posted by: lowandslow at April 07, 2020 06:39 AM (
She thinks that by being the sperm receptacle of a British prince she has attained the celebrity level that her acting talent and BJ skills would never have given her. And this she now believes she's important enough to make these demands.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 07, 2020 06:46 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 06:46 AM (ZCEU2)
1105 It doesn't seem correct, but California deaths from the Corona are concentrated in the 20 something year olds. I saw that on a program showing deaths in each state and the age of the people dying.
Posted by: Colin at April 07, 2020 06:06 AM (B+Lak)
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Yes, something is weird. Half the positive cases in SF are under 49 years, yet SF has one of the oldest median ages among large US cities.
Buen dia queridas morons.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2020 06:41 AM (EZebt)
You have some 20 somethings that are very sick and obese. Also very mentally weak people.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 06:47 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 07, 2020 06:48 AM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 06:48 AM (ZCEU2)
Buen dia queridas morons.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Sorry to say it, but being a 20-something San Franciscan may be a co-morbidity.
Posted by: Miklos, thousands of miles away at April 07, 2020 06:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 06:43 AM (8JqLB)
She wasn't even the chick everyone wanted to bang on Suits which is probably her biggest hit. And I'd argue she came in third there being below the boss attorney who was on Firefly. Definitely was below the secretary.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 07, 2020 06:49 AM (G2zl5)
Professional dweeb and traitor Dr. Falsy gave Jonathan Karl, ABC, the thumbs up as he left the briefing yesterday. Karl invited the chicom press
chika. Twit video at conservative treehouse.
Falsey made sure he was the last to leave the stage.
I want his emails.
Posted by: azalea city at April 07, 2020 06:50 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 07, 2020 06:50 AM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 07, 2020 06:50 AM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 06:48 AM (ZCEU2)
everclear and aloe vera gel
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 06:50 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 06:51 AM (8JqLB)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 07, 2020 06:52 AM (C+yOi)
Professional dweeb and traitor Dr. Falsy gave Jonathan Karl, ABC, the thumbs up as he left the briefing yesterday. Karl invited the chicom press
chika. Twit video at conservative treehouse.
Falsey made sure he was the last to leave the stage.
I want his emails.
Posted by: azalea city at April 07, 2020 06:50 AM (WX+x0)
He is pushing for a specific anti viral type drug. Something like the Hep C cure that cost $100k.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 06:53 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 07, 2020 06:55 AM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Ripley at April 07, 2020 06:43 AM
--------------------------
Yes, it's true. And as new added twist, they had a commie chick in the press corp asking questions. PDJT called her out. Press was very upset about it on the twatter.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 07, 2020 06:56 AM (Dhht7)
Hypothesis/SWAGs on this are: WuFlu virus attacks cells via the ACE-2 receptor. Children generally have less of these in the lower respiratory tract than adults. So, children likely don't have as much attack deep in their lungs.
Second, children's immune systems are immature and aren't too capable of launching the cytokine storm type of overreaction that overwhelms the lungs.
These are just hypotheses so far.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 06:57 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 07, 2020 06:56 AM (Dhht7)
Phoenix TV is owned by CCP mobile company. They used Bhussein back in 2009 to spread their communism.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)
I think what really people want to talk about is, were talking about people dying here. Were talking about significant health disparities. I think thats what people care most about, Lightfoot said, trying to deflect. The woman who cut my hair had a mask and gloves on so we are, I am practicing what Im preaching.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 06:45 AM (JFO2v)
I think the haircut prohibition is going to become a big issue soon. Making it impossible for the public to get a cut for weeks on end while elected officials and media personalities look well kept on TV is going to annoy a lot of regular people. The Governors and mayors are going to have to make rules accommodating hair cutters.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 07, 2020 07:00 AM (zqs/f)
Posted by: jsg at April 07, 2020 07:00 AM (tCH68)
Glenn Kirschner
Trumps conduct easily satisfies all 3 elements of involuntary manslaughter. In fact, his gross negligence is beginning to look more like conduct evincing a conscious disregard of an extreme risk of death/serious bodily injury he standard for depraved heart/2nd degree murder.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 07:00 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: jsg at April 07, 2020 07:00 AM (tCH68)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 07:00 AM (ZCEU2)
years, yet SF has one of the oldest median ages among large US cities.
Posted by: San Franpsycho"
Maybe butt sex is a way the disease can be transmitted. If true, that will never see the light of day.
Posted by: Ripley at April 07, 2020 07:01 AM (MxEKc)
Maybe butt sex is a way the disease can be transmitted. If true, that will never see the light of day.
Posted by: Ripley at April 07, 2020 07:01 AM (MxEKc)
Says you...
Posted by: Josh Brolin at April 07, 2020 07:02 AM (tCH68)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 07:04 AM (8JqLB)
Also, guten morten to the early risers and fellow (uncapitalized) insomniacs.
Posted by: pookysgirl, ca-bin fe-ver at April 07, 2020 07:04 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Ripley
That goes into the same file as my college transcripts.
Posted by: Barky, preparing the Cleansing Ramadan Table at April 07, 2020 07:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: jsg at April 07, 2020 07:06 AM (tCH68)
Donnie Two-Scoops was making a point, which was lost on many enlightened liberals.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 07, 2020 07:07 AM (gAXBD)
I think the haircut prohibition is going to become a big issue soon. Making it impossible for the public to get a cut for weeks on end while elected officials and media personalities look well kept on TV is going to annoy a lot of regular people. The Governors and mayors are going to have to make rules accommodating hair cutters.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 07, 2020 07:00 AM (zqs/f)
Not to mention all the women that are going to discover what their real hair color actually is.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 07, 2020 07:07 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: freaked, lost at C at April 07, 2020 07:10 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 07, 2020 07:11 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 07:11 AM (8JqLB)
I know another way.
Heh heh. . .
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 07, 2020 07:11 AM (gAXBD)
I think the haircut prohibition is going to become a big issue soon. Making it impossible for the public to get a cut for weeks on end while elected officials and media personalities look well kept on TV is going to annoy a lot of regular people. The Governors and mayors are going to have to make rules accommodating hair cutters.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 07, 2020 07:00 AM (zqs/f)
Not to mention all the women that are going to discover what their real hair color actually is.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 07, 2020 07:07 AM (G2zl5)
I bet tranny can still get their balls waxed since it is a lifestyle choice that must be respected.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 07:11 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ripley
Where the sun don't shine?
Posted by: Bruce at April 07, 2020 07:11 AM (vd8XM)
Dude
buses
car wreck
pool drownings
fall in shower
just plain fukn stupid
Enough of the hair on fire bullshit. I live with a hypochondriac over reactor. Its gets real fucking tiring, real fucking fast.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 07:14 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2020 07:14 AM (O4024)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 07:15 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Richard Nixon at April 07, 2020 07:15 AM (i27Wl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 07, 2020 07:16 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 07:16 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 07:17 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 07, 2020 07:18 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Colin at April 07, 2020 07:18 AM (B+Lak)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2020 07:19 AM (O4024)
_______________
The schools were closed to protect the teachers and administrators, not the kids.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 07, 2020 07:19 AM (k4dH2)
Common
Black
Overweight
Underlying health conditions
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 07:19 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 07:20 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 07:21 AM (ZCEU2)
_______________
The schools were closed to protect the teachers and administrators, not the kids.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 07, 2020 07:19 AM (k4dH2)
And to prove big govt is the best govt.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 07:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 07, 2020 07:21 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 07:22 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 07:22 AM (vv8pr)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 07:23 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: James Hooker at April 07, 2020 07:23 AM (n5bxD)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 07, 2020 07:24 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 07:21 AM (JFO2v)
Schools are wifi teaching in my area.
Kids go to the school parking lot with their ipads.
If they don't have ipads they receive one.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 07:25 AM (vv8pr)
Posted by: Colin at April 07, 2020 07:18 AM (B+Lak)
The usual response to that is MOAR IMPLANTS. Or so I've heard...
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 07, 2020 07:25 AM (y7DUB)
What I want to know is how the Chinese keep inserting "reporters: into the White House briefing room? Who vets these people?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 07, 2020 07:25 AM (NVYyb)
I was sent a very interesting article discussing a new theory wrt how this virus works. It's published at medium.com but the direct link 404's. The link I was sent is via the wayback machine; the article was published 2 days ago and is now disappeared from what I can tell w/o too much digging. This is the link vis wayback machine:
https://tinyurl.com/rg7pl3r
titled: "Covid-19 had us all fooled, but now we might have finally found its secret."
An excerpt:"The past 48 hours or so have seen a huge revelation: COVID-19 causes prolonged and progressive hypoxia (starving your body of oxygen) by binding to the heme groups in hemoglobin in your red blood cells. People are simply desaturating (losing o2 in their blood), and that's what eventually leads to organ failures that kill them, not any form of ARDS or pneumonia. All the damage to the lungs you see in CT scans are from the release of oxidative iron from the hemes, this overwhelms the natural defenses against pulmonary oxidative stress and causes that nice, always-bilateral ground glass opacity in the lungs. Patients returning for re-hospitalization days or weeks after recovery suffering from apparent delayed post-hypoxic leukoencephalopathy strengthen the notion COVID-19 patients are suffering from hypoxia despite no signs of respiratory tire out or fatigue."
Searching that excerpt, I find a link to the original cited article, also at medium, published yesterday, titled:
"Mounting evidence for Covid-19 treatments"
https://tinyurl.com/thkjopo
There's some startling/interesting info at both links.
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at April 07, 2020 07:26 AM (4wSyT)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 07:26 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2020 07:28 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: freaked, lost at April 07, 2020 07:28 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 06, 2020 10:48 PM (pPNCa)
No. Just no. They should never, ever think of remaking that movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 10:49 PM (A5zUN)
Yup, like 'Secondhand Lions', there are just some movies that are just right, as they are.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 06, 2020
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Secondhand Lions is on my short list of Films That Need Nothing, which includes remakes.
City Slickers is another.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 07, 2020 07:28 AM (rpbg1)
Winnie the flu is just kabuki theatre.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 07:29 AM (JFO2v)
Is than where the reporter was asking about the report from the IG about the lack of testing available in March? He said basically that they should have called and the problem would have been addressed, but no call, nothing...
Posted by: truji@ca.rr.com at April 07, 2020 07:29 AM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 07:29 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Not sure. A good vet would have put them down by now
Posted by: Bruce at April 07, 2020 07:29 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 07, 2020
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When Trump found out, he should have ejected her. Immediately.
My hope is that after this one was over, he read his staff the Riot Act and told them in no uncertain terms not to allow Chinese nationals into his press conferences. Or the White House.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 07, 2020 07:31 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2020 07:32 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 07:32 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 07, 2020 07:34 AM (C1Lsn)
Regarding the haircut prohibition, I'm using my old Hair-Wiz device, trimming a little of my hair every 2-3 days. And I have a beard trimmer. So far it's working.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 07, 2020 07:34 AM (rpbg1)
But we all know why.
Posted by: jsg at April 07, 2020 07:35 AM (tCH68)
Posted by: Skip
He'll be along.
We don't send Lassie to look for him before 8 AM.
Posted by: JT at April 07, 2020 07:35 AM (arJlL)
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I can foresee a few weeks from now, everyone emerging from their houses, all with identical bowl cuts.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2020 07:36 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 07, 2020 07:36 AM (epbzE)
Posted by: truji@ca.rr.com at April 07, 2020 07:29 AM (nzKWW)
Maybe, I was distracted.
It had to do with the media having information that should have been relayed to him but was reported / broadcast as a gotcha instead. He stepped forward and explained it to explicitly the reporter .
Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 07:37 AM (vv8pr)
Stories
Canceling Detroit Auto show would have reduced Kung Flu
7 year car loans risky
It is hair on fire ranting and not even close to research and journolistinsm.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 07:37 AM (JFO2v)
And there are way more people walking around out there with the virus that don't know it, but with a death rate of 0.019 we shut down the entire State for over a month.
A bad flu year is worse than that.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2020 07:37 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2020 07:37 AM (O4024)
Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 07:37 AM (ZCEU2)
Scissors and a mirror help.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 07:38 AM (vv8pr)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 07, 2020 07:38 AM (C1Lsn)
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I can foresee a few weeks from now, everyone emerging from their houses, all with identical bowl cuts.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2020
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The independent shop I go to, the owner told me about 2 weeks ago, "Call and we'll see what's what." My hope is that, even if he and his business partner have closed the shop, that one of his contract hair stylist women would be willing to give me a quick trim.
(Of my hair, people. Of my hair. Though there is one girl . . .)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 07, 2020 07:38 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2020 07
Nah she's not that smart. She thought being a British royal would give her more status and freedom to run her mouth and be seen as being important. Then reality struck and the queen smacked her down and it was likely an ultimatum to shut up and fall in line or lose your status. And Harry is so whipped he chose to lose his status and she's trying to go back to what she knows now along with an even more inflated ego. I bet she was pissed when she found out the Canadians didn't want her. And it will be worse once she discovers her no longer royal status means dick to hollywood elites.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 07, 2020 07:38 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 07, 2020 07:38 AM (NVYyb)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2020 07:39 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2020 07:40 AM (3sgmy)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 07, 2020 07:40 AM (NVYyb)
Now, alas, there is no need.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 07, 2020 07:42 AM (u82oZ)
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