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joe mannix:
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FISA Court Demands FBI Provide the Names of the FBI Agents Who Repeatedly Abused the System and Perpetrated Frauds Upon the Court
Demands To Know Which FISA Applications Contained "Material Misstatements"
You know what "material mistatements" are, right?
They're the predicate for a criminal prosecution.18 U.S. Code § 1623.False declarations before grand jury or courtNadler is refusing to even accept testimony from the IG for these crimes!
U.S. Code (a)Whoever under oath (or in any declaration, certificate, verification, or statement under penalty of perjury as permitted under section 1746 of title 28, United States Code) in any proceeding before or ancillary to any court or grand jury of the United States knowingly makes any false material declaration or makes or uses any other information, including any book, paper, document, record, recording, or other material, knowing the same to contain any false material declaration, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.
#FISA BREAKING: Fallout from IG Horowitz audit 3/31 as surveillance court orders FBI to provide “names” and “docket numbers” for 29 applications “for which the FBI could not locate a Woods File and the three for which it could not say whether a Woods File ever existed” @CBSNews pic.twitter.com/DF1JTsnJ04
— Catherine Herridge (@CBS_Herridge) April 3, 2020
#FISA Court tells government “assess to what extent those 29 (applications 10/2014 - 9/2019) involved material misstatements” and whether misstatements, omissions “render invalid, in whole or in part, authorizations granted by the Court” *Timing overlaps FBI Russia/Mueller probes pic.twitter.com/p7MXFznLGe
— Catherine Herridge (@CBS_Herridge) April 3, 2020
#FISA @Jim_Jordan letter to @RepJerryNadler to schedule testimony “as soon as possible” from IG Horowitz after new audit found problems with FBI FISA applications go beyond Trump campaign aide @carterwpage “You have so far declined to do so” @CBSNews pic.twitter.com/Lx1CNpUYne
— Catherine Herridge (@CBS_Herridge) March 31, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 03, 2020 07:03 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 07:03 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 07:03 PM (E2i7i)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 07:04 PM (ZCEU2)
https://tinyurl.com/yx5vvv7k
Posted by: Caliban at April 03, 2020 07:04 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 07:05 PM (vF+fs)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 07:05 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 07:05 PM (E2i7i)
Posted by: jsg at April 03, 2020 07:05 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 07:05 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 07:06 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: FBI at April 03, 2020 07:06 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2020 07:06 PM (7rVsF)
If they were all for being decieved and a rubber stamp, doesn't this remove some of their own culpability.
I am shocked! Shocked, to discover gambling going on here!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:06 PM (A5zUN)
Am I mistaken, or are they doing things out of order?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 03, 2020 07:06 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 07:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2020 07:06 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 07:07 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
German?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 03, 2020 07:07 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Oskithebear at April 03, 2020 07:07 PM (5R1n4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 07:08 PM (dNzKv)
I am shocked! Shocked, to discover gambling going on here!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:06 PM (A5zUN)
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I don't care, as long as a few FBI agents get to room with Bubba.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 03, 2020 07:08 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 07:08 PM (E2i7i)
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at April 03, 2020 07:08 PM (odrqb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2020 07:08 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 07:08 PM (dNzKv)
Just looked over 1900+ face masks on Etsy.
Very lacking in manly ones. Lots for fey, fragile creatures who think they are feminist artists.
Jewels45. Here is your marketing wakeup call. Contact me for Smart Military Blog ideas for masks.
I used the advice of the Horde to order mono-color ones from a CA supplier, who promises to ship in a day. This links to the Diamond City Co. site: https://tinyurl.com/wkgyfph
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2020 07:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 07:09 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Oh FFS. That means another 8 hours of training and a new training module...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 03, 2020 07:09 PM (C+yOi)
Posted by: iandeal at April 03, 2020 07:09 PM (vgGyZ)
That fat sack of shambling lipids known as Nadler should be imprisoned.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 07:09 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: jsg at April 03, 2020 07:09 PM (POXG+)
The court that rubber stamped all the applications now wants to know exactly who lied to them ?
And they're super serious about it ? Do I have this right ?
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:09 PM (/LX46)
Fire this crazy bitch and make her pursue her destined career: hardcore filthy pornography
This reads more like a hope than an actual suggestion.
You know what "material mistatements" are, right?
"Cause for more training and some stern looks"
--AG Barr
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:09 PM (KZzsI)
Are the judges very happy that the FBI was lying to them, mocking them, and making them look like the Rubber Stamping Fools that they actually are?
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 07:10 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing........
I'll trade you your baloney sandwich for a little shower time..
Haha.. no.. you're gonna get some shower time anyway..
Posted by: Bubba at April 03, 2020 07:10 PM (CjFDo)
And the only thing that will happen to any of the people who did this is that they will get promotions and raises.
Meanwhile, I can't go to dinner with my parents because everything is being burnt to the ground.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2020 07:10 PM (GbPPJ)
10/14 is right after DogEater fired Gen. Flynn.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at April 03, 2020 07:10 PM (DB16e)
I mean, rubber-stamp first and ask questions later?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 03, 2020 07:10 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Conservative Inc. at April 03, 2020 07:11 PM (SfYbS)
Mask ideas?
Sure!
Two snot strings, equal in length running down my face. Then carefully smeared around the mouth and chin.
A "Mucus Mask" if you will.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 07:11 PM (pyXq5)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 03, 2020 07:11 PM (BiXrp)
I still hope that this is John Roberts getting pissed off and finding his balls.
Are the judges very happy that the FBI was lying to them, mocking
them, and making them look like the Rubber Stamping Fools that they
actually are?
Posted by: rd
.........
What does Roberts have to do with the FISA court? SAeriously.. does he have some control?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 03, 2020 07:11 PM (CjFDo)
And Barr is in charge at Justice, right?
The same Barr who I keep hearing is going to really, really, for sure, any time now, go after the Deep State traitors in the Bureau?
Yeah, not holding my breath on this one either.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 07:11 PM (E2i7i)
Jewels45. Here is your marketing wakeup call. Contact me for Smart Military Blog ideas for masks.
I used the advice of the Horde to order mono-color ones from a CA supplier, who promises to ship in a day. This links to the Diamond City Co. site: https://tinyurl.com/wkgyfph
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2020 07:08 PM (u82oZ)
Oh wow!
Ace of Spades masks, with the AoS symbol on it!
Someone is gonna make EFFING BANK!!!!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 07:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2020 07:08 PM (u82oZ)
There's no red, dangit!
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 07:12 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: jaytrain at April 03, 2020 07:12 PM (eh3OZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:12 PM (A5zUN)
Narrator: Nah, bro.
Posted by: Arthur G Kimes at April 03, 2020 07:12 PM (+YzNo)
Posted by: fluffy at April 03, 2020 07:12 PM (NGm/n)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at April 03, 2020 07:12 PM (EgshT)
If past precedent is any indicator, the FBI will say all of the employment and assignment records have been lost, the near line copies, offline copies and tape backups were all inadvertently deleted and all phones, laptops other communication devices destroyed or recycled.
"Oopsie! My bad!"
*giggles*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2020 07:12 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 03, 2020 07:13 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 03, 2020 07:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 07:08 PM (E2i7i)
You see communist graffiti in the city saying "Capitalism is the pandemic."
You want to remind them that toilet paper shortages are much worse under communism. Frankly, I can't imagine what Venezuelans are going through right now.
Posted by: trev006 at April 03, 2020 07:13 PM (0HpOW)
Posted by: iandeal at April 03, 2020 07:13 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: Crimso at April 03, 2020 07:14 PM (uCLNU)
@DailyCaller
President Trump:
"The professionals did the model. I was never involved in a model...this kind of model."
Video: https://tinyurl.com/uwd3yc3
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 07:14 PM (cF8AT)
It's not a lie if you type with your toes crossed.
Recycling documents is good for Gaia.
Not creating documents is even better for Gaia.
The new FBI motto:
Fidelity is for stereos.
Bravery is optional.
Integrity is for chumps.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 03, 2020 07:14 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2020 07:14 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 03, 2020 07:14 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Corn Fed at April 03, 2020 07:14 PM (EA1BR)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 03, 2020 07:15 PM (G546f)
It's for the people in NY skyscrapers looking down on us littel bugs.
Like now for example.
New York is uncomfortable. Therefore we peons all must pay.
With our lives.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 07:15 PM (pyXq5)
are much worse under communism. Frankly, I can't imagine what
Venezuelans are going through right now.
Posted by: trev006 at April 03, 2020 07:13 PM (0HpOW)
Soylent tp is people!
Posted by: Mr. Morango at April 03, 2020 07:15 PM (2N7oZ)
And the only thing that will happen to any of the people who did this is that they will get promotions and raises.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.at April 03, 2020 07:10 PM (GbPPJ)
If these pissants keep drawing steady checks while America starves, you can look forward to a large uptick in terrorist activity.
Posted by: trev006 at April 03, 2020 07:15 PM (0HpOW)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at April 03, 2020 07:15 PM (xmKbk)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 03, 2020 07:16 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: National Divorce at April 03, 2020 07:16 PM (odrqb)
Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2020 07:16 PM (32YRo)
Costed by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 03, 2020 07:11 PM (CjFDo)
You have got to be shitting me. Roberts picks the friggin' judges that are on the FISA court. Look it up.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:16 PM (/LX46)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 07:16 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: nip at April 03, 2020 07:16 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2020 07:07 PM (XrCyE)
Clearly we've got to punish these unbelievers for wrongthink!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 07:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: T.S. Eliot at April 03, 2020 07:17 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at April 03, 2020 07:17 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 03, 2020 07:17 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 03, 2020 07:16 PM (COzlW)
'The Kalamazoo Flu' does have a certain ring to it.
Did you know I know a gal in Kalamazoo...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:17 PM (A5zUN)
OT
Just saw that Bill Gates will be a guest on Sunday's Chris Wallace show, whatever the name of it is.
So for the first time, the creator of this giant lab experiment we have been subject to, will be talking in public.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 07:17 PM (sy5kK)
I guess they just figured everyone had dotted the I's and didn't bother looking? Seems like that's kind of their job, to make sure it all fills out correctly. Failing to do so is kinda on them, too.
Not that there's ever any penalty assessed on any judge.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:17 PM (KZzsI)
Give me a break.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Going On A Cruise Ship at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (h1jJh)
All of those judges have not had so much as a casual reprimand, as far as I can tell.
Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (w7KSn)
Costed by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 03, 2020 07:11 PM (CjFDo)
You have got to be shitting me. Roberts picks the friggin' judges that are on the FISA court. Look it up.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:16 PM (/LX46)
Top. Men.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (aS1PU)
Which makes her perfect for Hollywood.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (WEBkv)
Give me a break.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (guGkK)
I already did the Claude Rains.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (A5zUN)
you can't tell because this is just pixels on a website, but I'm making that 'jerkoff' gesture with my hand to express my opinion on this news
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 03, 2020 07:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 03, 2020 07:19 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2020 07:19 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at April 03, 2020 07:15 PM (xmKbk)
yes. yes. yes.
If the US Federal court system has to be corrupted in order to get rid of evil #OrangeMan, so be it.
Posted by: some FISA Court judges at April 03, 2020 07:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 03, 2020 07:19 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:16 PM (/LX46)
Top. Men.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (aS1PU)
Reliable Conservative John Roberts. The f*cking gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:19 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 03, 2020 07:19 PM (j3npP)
Huh. I wonder what that's like. I usually get flour.
Posted by: Ana Navarro at April 03, 2020 07:20 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:16 PM (/LX46)
Top. Men.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (aS1PU)
Reliable Conservative John Roberts. The f*cking gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:19 PM (guGkK)
There are no Bush judges.
There are no Obama judges.
There are no Roberts judges.
*drone drone drone*
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 03, 2020 07:20 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Going On A Cruise Ship at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (+dsLj)
Watch the video at the end of that post (Im amazed you've never seen it).
Posted by: Corn Fed at April 03, 2020 07:20 PM (EA1BR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 03, 2020 07:20 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 03, 2020 07:20 PM (ja/kn)
*hic* *shart* *cackle*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 03, 2020 07:21 PM (95j/9)
Which makes her perfect for Hollywood.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (WEBkv)
she is just getting ready for the anal scene.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 07:21 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 07:09 PM
Let's not be too hasty here.
The Hon. Mr. Nadler did win the 13 yard waddle to the podium against The Hon. Mr. Schiff, albeit undoubtedly inspired and aided by the Chariots of Fire theme music cued up for the momental contest.
Ahh, who am I kidding. Let's be hasty!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 03, 2020 07:21 PM (DMUuz)
So for the first time, the creator of this giant lab experiment we have been subject to, will be talking in public.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Will he be bringing his "wife" who looks shockingly like Tony Sirico in drag?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 03, 2020 07:21 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 03, 2020 07:21 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 03, 2020 07:21 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 03, 2020 07:21 PM (di1hb)
Microbesoft!
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at April 03, 2020 07:21 PM (EgshT)
FISA Court Demands FBI Provide the Names
You're call is very important to us. Please continue to wait until our next representative is available.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2020 07:21 PM (7rVsF)
Scap the whole FISA court system.
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 07:21 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Hitler analogue at April 03, 2020 07:22 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (guGkK)
I already did the Claude Rains.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (A5zUN)
My apologies, I didn't intend to go all Amy Schumer on your comment. I should start reading the comments.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:22 PM (guGkK)
-
Wallowing In Wallace?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2020 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 07:22 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Ana Navarro at April 03, 2020 07:20 PM
At least you get sprinkled.
Posted by: Trigglypuff at April 03, 2020 07:23 PM (DMUuz)
back up documents lost
back up tapes accidentally erased and then burned
but Trump lied about Chloroprine. Impeach him, Jerry!
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 07:23 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:23 PM (KZzsI)
My apologies, I didn't intend to go all Amy Schumer on your comment. I should start reading the comments.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 03, 2020 07:23 PM (z0XD8)
Totally in for Trump since before he got the nomination, but damn the guy can't make a good hire to save his life. Starting with Sessions and going from there. Yeah, I know he was an outsider who trusted people, except when you run on the idea that the swamp is real and corrosive, why ask some guy standing ass-deep in the swamp for advice?
Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at April 03, 2020 07:24 PM (VbLoi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2020 07:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:22 PM (guGkK)
No problem. I just wanted to say Claude Rains.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:24 PM (A5zUN)
I am sporting a fashionable cue-ball 'do. Why? I'm teaching Mrs IMG how to wield clippers.
I figure by the time we're wearing colander masks, my hair will be PERFECT! People will think I've got a barber chained up in my basement and have enough resources to keep him healthy, so they won't mess with me.
Of course, if they do...
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 03, 2020 07:24 PM (di1hb)
How many fucking people did not understand that John Roberts PICKS the friggin' FISA court ?
Was everybody just too busy singing Lee Greenwood to notice ?
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:25 PM (/LX46)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM
That's not his only role, you know!
C'mon, folks, has TJM taught you nothing?
Posted by: The Invisible Man at April 03, 2020 07:25 PM (DMUuz)
We need a new federal law enforcement organization.
One way to prevent this from happening again is to make the new organization regional with multiple HQ and regional only agents, and most importantly, NO HQ in Washington DC.
Make Washington DC and the area surrounding it a temporary duty station, where all they do is investigate crimes, and report the crimes directly to all the regional HQ. No reporting to one guy that has his own hand picked Staff carefully protecting his ass, and the image of the corrupt FBI.
What to do with the existing FBI? Since putting them all up against the wall is out? Assign them to investigate crimes that the US have ignored for years and PDT issued an Executive Order about; the murders and disappearances of 5,000 Native American women and children every year from American Indian Reservations.
Put the existing FBI to the sole task of solving all these murders and disappearances going back twenty years. Even a new rookie FBI agent can spend the next 20 years until retirement trying to solve these crimes.
My $0.02.
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 07:25 PM (+0uDE)
Fine. You are all without pay until the requested documents are presented, in full and to their satisfaction, to the investigation team
Posted by: 🐧 at April 03, 2020 07:26 PM (uYQjf)
C'mon, folks, has TJM taught you nothing?
Posted by: The Invisible Man at April 03, 2020 07:25 PM (DMUuz)
Also Mr Smith Goes to Washington. He's the Adam Schiff of the piece.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:26 PM (A5zUN)
To be fair, Trump's also limited by who the Senate (aka McConnell) will allow him to appoint.
Posted by: PacosMojo at April 03, 2020 07:26 PM (ivZ+f)
How many fucking people did not understand that John Roberts PICKS the friggin' FISA court ?
Was everybody just too busy singing Lee Greenwood to notice ?
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:25 PM (/LX46)
Honestly, I did not know that. Been kinda busy with other stuff that's slightly more important.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 07:26 PM (E2i7i)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:27 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2020 07:27 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:22 PM
And make such a rookie mistake?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 03, 2020 07:27 PM (DMUuz)
Kind of hard to think of a congress critter who is thought of as being an uncorruptable paragon who turns out to be in fact corrupt...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:27 PM (A5zUN)
"Oh no I couldn't do that, I'm just nominally in charge of all the executive departments, all I can do is tweet and wish the DOJ would do what its supposed to!"
--"President" Donald J Trump
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:27 PM (KZzsI)
Was everybody just too busy singing Lee Greenwood to notice ?
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:25 PM (/LX46)
Actually, I did know that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 03, 2020 07:28 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:22 PM (guGkK)
Well, let's not get crazy and go to extremes. LOL
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 07:28 PM (XUvmW)
If they were all for being decieved and a rubber stamp, doesn't this remove some of their own culpability.
I am shocked! Shocked, to discover gambling going on here!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:06 PM (A5zUN)
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Example from real life of that very phenomenon:
The NCAA going off on Penn because of Sandusky, all those titles yanked, stats erased, and such.
Everybody, knew about him raping little boys. Everybody
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at April 03, 2020 07:28 PM (xmKbk)
Fuckit.
File charges against EVERY FBI agent associated with these FISA apps. On the off chance that a few of them are innocent (riiiiiiight), that should come out during the investigation.
While I'm filling out the wish list, I'd like a pony, Kate Beckinsale, and a little plastic rocket....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2020 07:28 PM (EGyGV)
That carrier commander that was relieved, is his ship pronounced "Rose" avelt, or "Ruse" avelt?
This crowd would know better than any other I can think of.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 07:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Farmer at April 03, 2020 07:28 PM (w7yux)
I don't get why Bill Gates is supposed to impart wisdom. Sure, give money to those in need, do what you can do. But I don't see why Bill Gates has any more knowledge on the problem at hand than say, T. Boone Pickens. Sure he has a foundation and i am not putting it down. But would anyone have asked Jerry Jones? Heck the My Pillow guy or Mike Rowe would be better. Mike Rowe in particular seems like someone who thinks about things before he speaks.
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2020 07:28 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 07:26 PM (E2i7i)
Please - don't take my word for it. Do the google. Research. Investigate.
If you find different - call me a damn liar or a fool.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:29 PM (/LX46)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 03, 2020 07:29 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 03, 2020 07:29 PM (odrqb)
Posted by: Another Wasted Block at April 03, 2020 07:29 PM (bi73b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:22 PM (guGkK)
You're supposed to read the comments, not the posts.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 07:29 PM (E2i7i)
That's a bit too kinky for me but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:30 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2020 07:28 PM (EGyGV)
This wish list is getting disturbing...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:30 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: ryukyu at April 03, 2020 07:30 PM (vKhgw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:22 PM
And make such a rookie mistake?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 03, 2020 07:27 PM (DMUuz)
Huh. I thought his Moron card was folded and spindled by now. Sounds like it's nice and shiny.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 03, 2020 07:30 PM (di1hb)
Lets face it. Trump is a terrible Commander in Chief, law enforcement during his tenure, at all levels, is an unmitigated disaster, and he trusts the most corrupt and incompetent people ever assembled.
He should limit himself to those things that he is good at - tweeting and slashing regulation.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 03, 2020 07:31 PM (uYQjf)
That is fantastic. I'm disappointed that Pence didn't smirk when he said that.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2020 07:31 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 07:26 PM (E2i7i)
Please - don't take my word for it. Do the google. Research. Investigate.
If you find different - call me a damn liar or a fool.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:29 PM (/LX46)
Relax buddy.
I took your word for it, isn't that good enough?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 07:31 PM (E2i7i)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 03, 2020 07:31 PM (oVJmc)
And if 29 out of 29, randomly selected are bad in one form or another, then isn't the reasonable suspicion they almost ALL are?
I'm pretty sure that's what the QA manager would say at a private company, if they were testing widgets.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2020 07:31 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 03, 2020 07:31 PM (OuZMr)
Long after people like her are forgotten, people will still remember Stan and Ollie. and Moe Larry and Curly, and "Duck Soup"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 07:32 PM (4a9Vv)
"Who let this STRUMPET into the bar!?? I want names!!!"
--FISA judge
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
In Spain, Claude Rains stays mainly in the plains.
Posted by: Prof. Miklos Higgins at April 03, 2020 07:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Which makes her perfect for Hollywood.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 03, 2020 07:18 PM (WEBkv)
I found it interesting that she's pretty much always been a lesbian except when she was married to Johnny Depp. Someone was looking to score some alimony right from the get-go, I think.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 03, 2020 07:33 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2020 07:33 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2020 07:31 PM (Z4rgH)
If 29 of 29 random samples were bad (you'd never really pull random samples, someone is getting fired or arrested. One should be straight, even if it is by accident. Uniform bad is foul play.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:33 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 07:33 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Farmer at April 03, 2020 07:28 PM (w7yux)
Due to logistics issues, the conquest of China will probably be delayed until Q4, or early 1212.
Posted by: Genghis Khan at April 03, 2020 07:33 PM (2N7oZ)
Well, if that we server true then it sure isn't anymore.
Posted by: Random Black Man at April 03, 2020 07:33 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Prof. Miklos Higgins at April 03, 2020 07:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Just you wait, Miklos 'iggins, just you wait!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 07:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at April 03, 2020 07:34 PM (VNfwt)
Fine. You are all without pay until the requested documents are presented, in full and to their satisfaction, to the investigation team
Temporary duty providing field support to the Border Patrol in rural New Mexico. Hey, they're badged Federal law enforcement. Shouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2020 07:34 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 07:34 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 07:34 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Genghis Khan at April 03, 2020 07:33 PM (2N7oZ)
Mr Khan, Mr Khan! Is there any truth to the rumors that you have carnal knowledge of your pony?
*narrator voice*
And after that, no one saw the Xanadu press core ever again...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:35 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 03, 2020 07:35 PM (6ofTb)
Explain who you don't like on his financial team. I'll wait.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 03, 2020 07:35 PM (JKNZq)
There are two possibilities here.
29 randomly chosen FISA requests through a certain time period all violated law and proper procedure. This indicates that we can assume a very high percentage or all of the FISA requests for a long time now have been illegal.
29 FISA requests for a specific case and time period all violated law and proper procedure. This indicates that a very high percentage or all of the FISA requests for that case were illegal.
Bundle that with Mueller deliberately concealing evidence that exonerated Donald Trump jr (the official translator's testimony) and we've got real trouble in River City.
Any minute now, Barr will make another angry statement, scowl, and play some more bagpipes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:36 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 07:31 PM (E2i7i)
It ain't like that. I just want you to see it for yourself. I really don't want you to take my word for it. I want you to read it, think about it, and then either believe it or don't.
I wasn't fussing at you - I'd never do that, on here or in person. Didn't mean to sound like that.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:36 PM (/LX46)
Oh, intercourse the penguin!
Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at April 03, 2020 07:34 PM (VNfwt)
Pfffphhht!
And y'all said MY wish list was disturbing...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2020 07:36 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 07:36 PM (ZCEU2)
Long after people like her are forgotten, people will still remember Stan and Ollie. and Moe Larry and Curly, and "Duck Soup"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 03, 2020 07:32 PM (4a9Vv)
OK, scanning comments instead of slowing down and reading them merits Hazardous Duty pay.
I got "Amy Schumer . . . trotting around a stage . . . wearing a G-string"
Damn!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 03, 2020 07:36 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 07:36 PM (El6T/)
As far as the haircut discussion, I'm with bandersnatch. Though he might be going for the Viking king look, as I work in the history field I'm gone for the crazy old history professor look. I haven't had a haircut since I broke my ankle a year ago in April. Well just some trims but I've been letting it go at the encouragement of my wife and the hair gal.
I think I'm about at the crazy history professor look. I had one of those in college. He admitted he smoked pot and he and some friends danced on the grave Adlai Stevenson one night. It was a course about the psychology of Richard Nixon, LOL. A product of the times, just like my poetry of rock course I took. The 70s were a heck of a lot of fun.
Posted by: Farmer at April 03, 2020 07:36 PM (w7yux)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:33 PM (A5zUN)
Once is an accident
Twice is coincidence
Three times is enemy action
Posted by: Vanya at April 03, 2020 07:36 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Insomniac
Aren't you supposed to be at work?
Posted by: Miklos, Agent 1099 at April 03, 2020 07:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 03, 2020 07:35 PM (6ofTb)
I am contemplating getting to stuff to make country fried steak on the next grocery run...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:36 PM (A5zUN)
We need a new federal law enforcement organization.
Sieg Heil!
Posted by: The People's Neighborhood Kompliance Direktorat at April 03, 2020 07:36 PM (pyXq5)
Posted by: klaftern at April 03, 2020 07:37 PM (RuIsu)
I mean, it's just an ambush interview of the new National Security Advisor, at the White House, under false pretenses, leading to a ludicrous charge.
Why have notes?
Top. Men.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 07:37 PM (El6T/)
Yeah that always struck me as a bit naive on his part in the past, and now it just seems pathetic and laughable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:35 PM
FIFY. Don't say I never, umm, did, uh, nothing for you.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at April 03, 2020 07:37 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Insomniac
Aren't you supposed to be at work?
Posted by: Miklos, Agent 1099 at April 03, 2020 07:36 PM (QzkSJ)
SOON.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 07:38 PM (NWiLs)
There's no drama if you do that, no anger or controversy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 03, 2020 07:38 PM (8JqLB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:38 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 07:38 PM (r+sAi)
(He is chinese speaker who has been doing some videos on culture, etc and the coof.)
So the guy, who's wife did the video of her buying all the masks in the home depot to ship to china - he wrote him a letter to defend himself and it is hilarious. (unintentionally.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImmRjT74i-c
about 20 min from start (it is live feed so everything is negative even though it is over.
He is explaining how his wife does not beat him! (and that jail thing was a misunderstanding!) The guy is an American vet on disability, with Chinese wife and apparently she is walking all over him, and lying about what she said in the video in mandarin. Yikes. this is worth a watch though. Serpetza is trying to describe it fairly, but what is unsaid is devastating.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 03, 2020 07:38 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Mrs. Premise at April 03, 2020 07:39 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 03, 2020 07:38 PM (8JqLB)
I keep misreading that comment. LOL!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:39 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 03, 2020 07:39 PM (3DZIZ)
Pppfffffffft. When Comey and Brenan swing from a gallows, call me.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 03, 2020 07:39 PM (C+yOi)
Be sure to use plenty of butter flavored Pam spray.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 07:40 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Genghis Khan at April 03, 2020 07:33 PM (2N7oZ)
I bet heads rolled that day.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2020 07:40 PM (Z4rgH)
the word of the holy ones: to the intent that the living may know that
the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever
he will, and setteth up over it the basest of men.
Posted by: Lord Comey at April 03, 2020 07:40 PM (95j/9)
I am so sick and fucking tired of all this shit.
/rant
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 07:41 PM (vF+fs)
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2020 07:41 PM (hHxp2)
See - that's the thing.
I say quite a bit. I mean what I say. But damn - I never expect what I say to just be believed. I expect push back. And I don't mind pushing back as well.
If it doesn't work like that - then how is it any different that just dropping notes in a well ?
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:41 PM (/LX46)
If Trump wins re-election and the Reps take the house, he needs to make sure the squeeze is put on CJ Roberts and the guy running the court.
Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2020 07:41 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: King Wray of Swamp Castle at April 03, 2020 07:41 PM (6eEQ+)
I heard she also declared herself a "lesbian" seemingly for career reasons.
I think her sexual preference is "Money."
Posted by: ace at April 03, 2020 07:42 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 03, 2020 07:42 PM (lUiJs)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 07:42 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 07:41 PM (vF+fs)
Dude, this is the guy who developed *Windows*. Consider yourself lucky he doesn't make your computer flash patterns designed to give you a seizure.
Posted by: Vanya at April 03, 2020 07:42 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 07:42 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2020 07:42 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: King of Siam at April 03, 2020 07:43 PM (rCwaK)
@DailyCaller
President Trump:
"The professionals did the model. I was never involved in a model...this kind of model."
Video: https://tinyurl.com/uwd3yc3
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 07:14 PM (cF8AT)
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I loved this. If we had a press with half an ounce of humor there would have been a few chuckles.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 07:43 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zombie Claude Rains at April 03, 2020 07:43 PM (EgshT)
I am so sick and fucking tired of all this shit.
/rant
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 07:41 PM (vF+fs)
He wants you to have ample time to familiarize yourself with Windoz 11.
/
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 07:43 PM (WDPb/)
I don't get why Bill Gates is supposed to impart wisdom. Sure, give money to those in need, do what you can do. But I don't see why Bill Gates has any more knowledge on the problem at hand than say, T. Boone Pickens. Sure he has a foundation and i am not putting it down. But would anyone have asked Jerry Jones? Heck the My Pillow guy or Mike Rowe would be better. Mike Rowe in particular seems like someone who thinks about things before he speaks.
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2020 07:28 PM (hHxp2)
True story.
Bill Gates and Paul Allen, fresh out of dropping out of college and working on OS stuff, caught wind that IBM wanted to get into this brand new market of Personal Computers, and that some execs were flying to California to buy the most popular independent operating system in the new PC industry, CP/M.
The CP/M guy blew off his appointment, and went flying in his private plane instead. The IBM guys showed up at his office and were pissed. So as a backup, they called back to New York HQ and their assistant called Bill and Paul to talk about the OS that Bill said they had, later to be known as Microsoft's DOS. It was strictly a backup plan.
Except, he had no OS software. He did know of an OS that they had seen, from a little company called Seattle OS.
That little factoid never came up when the demo with the IBM guys saw it a day later in Seattle.
Bill called his dad, an active attorney and lots of money, and got $50,000. He then called up the guy at Seattle OS and bought the product and all rights to it.
The rest as they say, is history.
About a decade later, the principals of Seattle OS sued Microsoft, and after a few years, settled for $14 million. It was the late '80's or early '90's, IIRC.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 07:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 03, 2020 07:44 PM (eoZsM)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 07:44 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 03, 2020 07:44 PM (G546f)
State officials in Vermont are ordering large retailers that sell critical items such as food and prescription drugs to stop the in-person sale of nonessential products such as clothing and electronics.
Whenever possible, stores such as Walmart, Target and Costco must stop the sale of nonessential items within the store and require online or telephone ordering, delivery, and curbside pickup instead.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2020 07:44 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Bill Grates at April 03, 2020 07:44 PM (EgshT)
It's so cheap and easy
On a pita with some cheezy
My husband's salary just got slashed
Last regular check to be cashed
Tuna salad tuna salad every Friday tuna salad...
Posted by: Gem at April 03, 2020 07:45 PM (65i3Q)
I guess, federal Marshals?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 07:45 PM (IDhUW)
As a reform, we should dissolve the court and just give the FIB the right to illegally ease drop on anyone they jolly-well want to. Cut out the middle man.
Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at April 03, 2020 07:45 PM (VNfwt)
I heard she also declared herself a "lesbian" seemingly for career reasons.
I think her sexual preference is "Money."
Posted by: ace at April 03, 2020 07:42 PM (PbpT7)
But rich older men will go right on marrying hot young gold diggers.
Sad!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 03, 2020 07:45 PM (eoZsM)
After 2 weeks of spending over half my time at work dealing with COVID-19 and what we have to do to stay open, and what hoops we have to jump through to get the government to give us back some of our money in their big free money bonanza, the last thing I want to do is comb through this bureaucratic mud and figure out what's going on.
Especially when they're embedded in tweets. I've got to blow that shit up to see it, most inconvenient platform in the world.
Posted by: Pastafarian at April 03, 2020 07:46 PM (sgHEm)
Inability?
Yeah, I don't think that's it.
I'm going with intent not to locate whatever is incriminating and actionable.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 03, 2020 07:47 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein
they are suggesting you voluntarily cover your mouth with a cloth or similar covering so as not to spew any germs in public
Doctors have discovered you can have the virus and not have symptoms
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 07:47 PM (iTXRQ)
I am shocked! Shocked, to discover gambling going on here!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2020 07:06 PM (A5zUN)
As DoJ lawyers and FISA court judges laugh about it at their weekly dinner and drinking parties.
Posted by: Mandingo at April 03, 2020 07:47 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 07:43 PM (IDhUW)
Those grim humorless sacks of excrement? They wouldn't know a happy thought if it came up and rear ended them...but Trump? Porn stars beg him to say he knows them, bangs and marries super models, runs the free world and cures Coronavirus - he is Batman.
Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2020 07:47 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 03, 2020 07:47 PM (eoZsM)
Sad!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 03, 2020 07:45 PM (eoZsM)
Sometimes they aren't even all that hot. Or young.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 07:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 07:47 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2020 07:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Starting Saturday, April 4, Walmart says it will limit the number of customers in a store at once.
Stores will now allow no more than five customers for each 1,000 square feet at a given time, roughly 20 percent of a store's capacity.
To manage this restriction, the associates at a store will mark a queue at a single entry door (in most cases the Grocery entrance) and direct arriving customers there, where they will be admitted one by one and counted.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2020 07:47 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Even Pence didn't crack a smile. Then Trump calls on some dipshit. 2 questions.
Why do you always have 2 questions. There are other people here. Why don't you just ask one question.
Gawd, I love that man.
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 07:48 PM (vF+fs)
Sad!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 03, 2020 07:45 PM (eoZsM)
Oh, Depp stuck his dick into a bear trap, no doubt about that.
Posted by: Vanya at April 03, 2020 07:48 PM (BAsqb)
I guess, federal Marshals?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 07:45 PM (IDhUW)
How many Federal Crimes do we have now ? You know - other than Ruby Ridge and Waco and such ?
But let's not kid each other - the Corona is going to usher in an entirely new wave of reasons why we need Federal Law Enforcement. That's how this works.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:48 PM (/LX46)
The toilet licking TickTok thot has a sugar daddy. She did that video on the sugar daddy's private plane.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 07:48 PM (rCwaK)
Weird, my Walmart has been doing that for a couple of weeks already.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 03, 2020 07:49 PM (NgKpN)
And Barr is in charge at Justice, right?
The same Barr who I keep hearing is going to really, really, for sure, any time now, go after the Deep State traitors in the Bureau?
Yeah, not holding my breath on this one either.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 03, 2020 07:11 PM (E2i7i)
Barr is a plodder. He's not going to cut corners, he's not going to overlook things in haste. He's not going to try to wow a judge with fancy legal maneuvering. He's just going to build his case, duck by duck, until they're all in a perfect row.
This is exactly the kind of guy you don't want on your ass if you've broken the law.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 03, 2020 07:49 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: f'd at April 03, 2020 07:49 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Insomniac
Aren't you supposed to be at work?
Posted by: Miklos, Agent 1099 at April 03, 2020 07:36 PM (QzkSJ)
SOON.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 07:38 PM (NWiLs)
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. Congratulations!Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 07:49 PM (IDhUW)
Ha, the exact opposite of social distancing. I can't wait for the fist fight videos.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 07:49 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself
I'd be happy if they just scrapped the IRS.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2020 07:49 PM (+y/Ru)
From what I've read, Trump is a laugh riot. He's constantly cracking one-liners like the above model thing all the time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 07:50 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 03, 2020 07:38 PM (8JqLB)
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Try french fries or tater tots with cocktail sauce instead of ketchup. The spiciness perks them up nicely.
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 07:50 PM (+0uDE)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/tjfujkq
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 07:51 PM (NWiLs)
I mean, it's just an ambush interview of the new National Security Advisor, at the White House, under false pretenses, leading to a ludicrous charge.
Why have notes?
Top. Men.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 07:37 PM (El6T/)
Notes?
They wore a wire. AKA cell phone recording.
/NSA has it
Posted by: Mandingo at April 03, 2020 07:51 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 03, 2020 07:44 PM (eoZsM)
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Right now it's a "suggestion," which means my governor will make it mandatory with a fine and/or jail sentence for ignoring it in about 5 minutes.
Posted by: bluebell at April 03, 2020 07:51 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 03, 2020 07:51 PM (1g7ch)
I am not a tech guy at all and you know way more about this subject than do I . But I recall a tv movie about Gates and Jobs a couple decades ago. The gist was Gates made a deal with IBM where they made the pc's and Gates got ownership of the software. The IBM guys thought they worked him as who would care about the software amirite?
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2020 07:51 PM (hHxp2)
I think her sexual preference is "Money."
Posted by: ace at April 03, 2020 07:42 PM (PbpT7)
Now, there is a first!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 07:51 PM (sy5kK)
They put X marks on the outside pavement six feet apart so the queue is properly distanced.
Whole Foods in California has already been doing this for weeks now.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 07:51 PM (+oVP5)
Who would ignore warnings from the FSB about Chechen teenagers?
Who would take battering rams to our doors at three AM over politically driven process crimes?
Who will burn down our compounds full of people?
Who will snipe unarmed women holding children?
TEH HORROR
Posted by: Vanya at April 03, 2020 07:51 PM (BAsqb)
Any minute now
annnny minute. That's the ticket.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:52 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: publius
Heh, I watched part of the conference he had with the oil people today, while working from home, and they were all cracking jokes. Made me happy.
Too bad Carlin isn't around for this.
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 07:52 PM (vF+fs)
I'd be happy if they just scrapped the IRS.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
That will be the LAST one to go.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2020 07:52 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 03, 2020 07:49 PM (wGeit)
He's exactly the guy the DNC does want on their ass.
He'll be thorough, and calculated - right up until he's told "Time's up, new regime".
And then he'll work for them. That's Bill Barr. That's all he's been for decades.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:52 PM (/LX46)
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I guess I choose to be optimistic. Because of the ChiVi we can change things back to a more Constitutional gvt.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 07:52 PM (IDhUW)
Doctors have discovered you can have the virus and not have symptoms
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 07:47 PM (iTXRQ)
That's been known for a while, right?
I wouldn't mind buying homemade ones. I don't have a sewing machine and wouldn't know how to use one anyhow.
This could be a business opportunity for people to use to tide themselves over. But I'm sure there will be massive regulations preventing that.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 03, 2020 07:52 PM (eoZsM)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 07:52 PM (ZCEU2)
This is exactly the kind of guy you don't want on your ass if you've broken the law.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 03, 2020 07:49 PM (wGeit)
You can plod your way right past the statute of limitations, just like with Hillary.
3 of the 5 years needed to exceed the statute of limitations is already gone.
Even if Trump is reelected, they will only have 1 year left to file charges.
And as we have seen NO CHARGES ON ANYONE, I'm not going to hold my breath.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 03, 2020 07:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 07:45 PM (IDhUW)
There is zero need for a Washington based FBI - cut it down to a national crime lab for fingerprints and DNA and assistance to local and state law enforcement investigation as subservient low level clerks - the federal marshals can assist states in rounding up interstate criminals...the FBI was needed back when local LE was corrupt and crime by gangsters was interstate...days are long gone and now its the FBI that is the criminal.
Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2020 07:53 PM (32YRo)
Well, if that we server true then it sure isn't anymore.
Posted by: Random Black Man at April 03, 2020 07:33 PM (BJKQV)
Those highest up the echelon of power make the most effective traitors.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 03, 2020 07:53 PM (1g7ch)
Had IBM known how the PC thing would turn out, the would've done things very differently. The top brass thought it was going to be nothing but a small hobbyist market, and let the lower level guys do the deals.
Had they known the revolution and money that were going to be involved, they would've clamped down and make the thing proprietary, probably killing how fast it did take off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 07:54 PM (rCwaK)
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So she's a switch hitter?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2020 07:54 PM (+y/Ru)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/tjfujkq
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:50 PM (KZzsI)
Hoo boy, types deletes.
Posted by: Vanya at April 03, 2020 07:54 PM (BAsqb)
Farmer, this?
"By the way, the busty, silver-dollar-nippled man who wrote a book stating that no one should ever speak upon an area in which he does not have credential expertise decided that his degree from Twitter University gave him the credentials to decide if the Wuhan virus escaped from a lab or not:"...
Was referring to Tom Nichols....asshoe extraordinaire.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 07:54 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 07:50 PM
Mayonaise, du heiden!
Posted by: Luxembourg at April 03, 2020 07:54 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: bluebell at April 03, 2020 07:51 PM (/669Q)
You know you live in a fallen world when Governor Blackface-or-was-it-klan-hood-robes is still around to get his jollies being an authoritarian.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 03, 2020 07:55 PM (eoZsM)
Well she'd hardly be the first to do that. I can't remember the name of the last one in the 90s, blonde chick who pretty much has disappeared. Declared she was lesbian, got a few roles then people figured out it was just to get parts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: freakd at April 03, 2020 07:55 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 03, 2020 07:55 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: bluebell at April 03, 2020 07:51 PM (/669Q)
It's voluntary, until you don't do it.
Posted by: Vanya at April 03, 2020 07:55 PM (BAsqb)
Disbanding the FBI doesn't mean there's no federal criminal law enforcement entity (I mean, apart from DEA and Secret Service). You could start over, with a different structure, different legal authorities.
Separating out, entirely, the national security/counter-intel part has been discussed in the past, before all this.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 07:55 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 07:52 PM (IDhUW)
I'd like to be optimistic that my wife can shed fifty pounds and suddenly rediscover her craving for my cod.
But that's not optimism. That's just delusional.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 03, 2020 07:55 PM (/LX46)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 07:56 PM (ZCEU2)
You! Stand on the X!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 07:56 PM (r+sAi)
This is exactly the kind of guy you don't want on your ass if you've broken the law.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 03, 2020 07:49 PM (wGeit)
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I would really, really like to believe you, but two things are really bugging me.
1. Where are the Grand Juries. I expect Barr to keep quiet about them, but where are the FBI and DOJ underlings bitching about being brought into a grand jury. I expect it to be national news if Comey, Brenna, Stroczkczk, or Page get called in.
2. Where are the indictments of the low level, but obviously guilty shits like Klinesmith?
Show me either one, and my mind will be much relieved.
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 07:56 PM (+0uDE)
Official Washington does not punish itself.
Laws are for the proles.
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 07:56 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2020 07:47 PM (aKsyK)
What??? Lines in front of every store? Breadline Bernie must be swooning over this development.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:56 PM (guGkK)
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So she's a switch hitter?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2020 07:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Well, Depp acts pretty Gay all the time, so who knows what kind of kink they originally played.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 03, 2020 07:56 PM (NgKpN)
annnny minute. That's the ticket.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:52 PM
Ja.
Posted by: Obergruppenfurter Steiner at April 03, 2020 07:56 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 03, 2020 07:57 PM (wElh/)
And even when it gives it a try, DC won't let anyone Democrat get punished. Just ask a grand jury there some time.
"But he murdered eight children and a nun on national TV then ate their corpses!"
"yeah but he did it to stop Trump, so..."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 03, 2020 07:55 PM (ABuva)
IOW! About Right Freaking Now!
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 07:58 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2020 07:58 PM (32YRo)
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Yes please, and the IRS (PDT would see the benefit and support) and the DOE, and a few others
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 07:58 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 07:58 PM (cF8AT)
about this subject than do I . But I recall a tv movie about Gates and
Jobs a couple decades ago. The gist was Gates made a deal with IBM where
they made the pc's and Gates got ownership of the software. The IBM
guys thought they worked him as who would care about the software
amirite?
Posted by: Quint
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Yes.. Microsoft's contract with IBM allowed them to sell the MS-DOS operating system to other vendors.
IBM mostly allowed this because of anti-trust suits it had been dealing with,, Microsoft's windfall!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 03, 2020 07:58 PM (CjFDo)
Whole Foods in California has already been doing this for weeks now.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 07:51 PM (+oVP5)
My Wells Fargo branch was doing it this afternoon. You should have seen the line outside to get it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 07:58 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2020 07:59 PM (WI7YS)
half hour ago. Stopped and started it but still a silent movie, lucky
its subtitles
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 07:44 PM (ZCEU2)
If you can't finish it, Charles Bronson dies.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 03, 2020 07:59 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 03, 2020 07:59 PM (eoZsM)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/tjfujkq
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 07:50 PM (KZzsI)
Un-freaking-real. They care more about the criminals in this country than the law abiding citizens.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2020 07:59 PM (/tBBU)
Everyone Jumps Off Bridge After New Government Order Telling Everyone To Jump Off Bridge
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 07:59 PM (pyXq5)
Again with the non-essentials garbage. Malleable term to club people into submission.
Family member of mine was forced - forced - to perform his job remotely. His job is essential in that it involves allowing other people to access their assets/money. And this crisis is putting financial pressure on everyone, so this is not trivial stuff. Nevertheless, his office/business is shut down under guidance from TPTB and relocated to home offices.
OK, fine. Non-essential office moved. But in order to do this job, he requires electronics that are are all compatible. Guess what? One device wasn't, so he needed to update to do this essential non-essential job. So he goes to a large retailer to purchase this non-essential electronic device. Success. The item is available and purchasable. Problem solved.
Now asshoe officials are going to f*ck that up, too, because what they determine is non-essential is, actually, pretty damn essential to people in the real world who don't have guaranteed resources, jobs, and pay.
Top. Men. are going to drive people to do things they really don't want to do and can't do. Then all will turn sporty.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 03, 2020 07:59 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: bluebell at April 03, 2020 07:51 PM (/669Q)
It's voluntary, until you don't do it.
Posted by: Vanya at April 03, 2020 07:55 PM (BAsqb)
Like paying taxes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 07:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 07:58 PM (cF8AT)
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Last week we were homebound until April 23.
This week it's June 10.
Can't wait to see what next week brings.
Posted by: bluebell at April 03, 2020 07:59 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 08:00 PM (ZCEU2)
If it saves one life...
Posted by: Bill Grates at April 03, 2020 08:00 PM (EgshT)
I wouldn't mind buying homemade ones. I don't have a sewing machine and wouldn't know how to use one anyhow.
This could be a business opportunity for people to use to tide themselves over. But I'm sure there will be massive regulations preventing that.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 03, 2020 07:52 PM (eoZsM)
There's a bunch of folks making them and selling on Etsy. My mom is one of them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2020 08:00 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 08:00 PM (iTXRQ)
Fuck our local sheriff. Re: masks.
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 08:00 PM (vF+fs)
Posted by: Blutarski at April 03, 2020 08:01 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 03, 2020 07:44 PM (eoZsM)
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Right now it's a "suggestion," which means my governor will make it mandatory with a fine and/or jail sentence for ignoring it in about 5 minutes.
Posted by: bluebell at April 03, 2020 07:51 PM (/669Q)
Also, a mask can be a scarf wrapped around your nose and mouth. Doesn't have to be a medical grade one.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 08:01 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: bluebell at April 03, 2020 07:59 PM (/669Q)
PRO TIP: Get your bio-hazard moon suit now while they're still in stock.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 08:01 PM (guGkK)
Buh-buh but MODELS!
And scientific OPINIONS!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 08:01 PM (pyXq5)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 08:01 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 03, 2020 08:00 PM (EGyGV)
To Etsy, thanks!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 03, 2020 08:01 PM (eoZsM)
Posted by: Keyser at April 03, 2020 08:01 PM (v8/5X)
The Jared gotcha question in part stemmed from an ignorance of the difference between federal and state govt. I know the press is stupid and it used to make me mad. This I saw as a need to teach basic separation of fed, state, and local powers bc the press really does not know there is a difference.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 08:02 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 08:00 PM (iTXRQ)
A continuous, months-long headache warrants a trip to the doctor.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 08:03 PM (NWiLs)
"You vill shtay inside, und you vill keep your mouth shut!"
--Government, demanding papers
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 08:03 PM (KZzsI)
This week it's June 10.
Can't wait to see what next week brings.
Posted by: bluebell at April 03, 2020 07:59 PM (/669Q)
June 10th!? Holy Shite!
Do these orders mean restaurants, that were trying to stay alive doing pickup service, can't even do that anymore?
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 08:03 PM (cF8AT)
mandatory with a fine and/or jail sentence for ignoring it in about 5
minutes.
Oh Now I have it on very reliable scientific opinion from the previous thread that NO ONE is going to make you wear a mask on pain of arrest.
No one.
All is well!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 08:03 PM (pyXq5)
So, a mirror, then?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 08:03 PM (KZzsI)
A conservative and a liberal are walking down the road. They come upon a man who has been beaten and robbed.
The conservative says 'this man needs help!'
The liberal says 'the person who did this needs help!'
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 08:03 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
not tonight dear- I have a haddock
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 08:00 PM (iTXRQ)
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Srsly people fish puns start at 400 comments! Does no one read the AOS guidebook?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 08:03 PM (IDhUW)
I wouldn't be shocked if Roberts is concealing the fact that RBG is either dead or unable to perform. This may be Trump putting a spotlight on him.
Posted by: artemis at April 03, 2020 08:04 PM (AwPyG)
Susy Homemaker, break out that sewing kit Nanny gifted to you and whip up an N95.
Posted by: Lord Comey at April 03, 2020 08:04 PM (95j/9)
Houston Chief of Police says burglaries are now up over 20%.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 03, 2020 08:04 PM (DMUuz)
About a decade later, the principals of Seattle OS sued Microsoft, and after a few years, settled for $14 million. It was the late '80's or early '90's, IIRC.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 07:43 PM (sy5kK)
Never heard that part of the story.
Glad the old man got some money out of it.
Foul Bill Gates and his father.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 08:04 PM (WDPb/)
Speaking of Depp, I tried watching a movie with Depp and Jolie yesterday
(after a while I couldn't take it anymore), and he totally looked like
Tim Pool, except for presence of hair and lack of a beanie, especially
the bottom 2/3 of his face.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 03, 2020 07:59 PM (eoZsM)
Oh, The Tourist? I liked that movie. *shrugs*
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 03, 2020 08:04 PM (6ofTb)
Official Washington does not punish itself.
See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you. It also means you could fuck around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2020 08:05 PM (7rVsF)
One big restaurant group here laid off 1700 employees when the date was still April 23.
People are supporting the local businesses as much as they can, but jobs are starting to go and luxuries like takeout food will have to go.
Posted by: bluebell at April 03, 2020 08:05 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2020 07:51 PM (hHxp2)
close.
IBM was a mainframe, mini-computer (cost starting at 50K to under a million $), and knew nothing about PC's. Nobody really did, except for the Radio Shack type customers, and college students.
Bill made IBM think he had a viable OS, which he had, except it wasn't his. Bill told IBM execs half of the story, and Seattle OS owners half of the story, and took advantage of his unique view to make the deal that turned Seattle OS into Microsoft DOS.
Every computer has an operating system. Until MS, they were all married to their hardware configuration, and by manufacturer.
The young PC market started the idea that an OS does not have to be married to a single manufacturer, or a subset of certain models. A standardized OS would drive down the cost, and create a new market called the personal computer. And hardware manufacturers could go crazy and not have to have expertise to build and maintain an OS.
Bill saw this trend very early, and decided that he just wanted a little piece of the action of every PC needed, the operating system. No matter who made the hardware. Bill didn't want to ever be in hardware. IBM was big into hardware and owning the entire company's IT infrastructure. The OS was a minuscule part of the big picture in their view.
To Bill, the OS was the key to getting paid a bit by everyone (Godfather II, the crook guy in the white suit and hat that a young Vito Corolone killed is a useful comparison - "I don't want to take your company, I just want to dip my beak") and he has proven immense success to this strategy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 08:05 PM (sy5kK)
Official Washington does not punish itself.
Laws are for the proles.
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 07:56 PM (iTXRQ)
Effectively gov power is vested in the individual.
But no classic titles of nobility so it's all good.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 03, 2020 08:06 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 08:06 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 08:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 08:03 PM
Why must we carp about such trivialities?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 03, 2020 08:06 PM (DMUuz)
A strongly-worded Tweet would be more effective.
Posted by: Bill Grates at April 03, 2020 08:07 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 08:07 PM (ZCEU2)
Send them all home to keep them safe for their fat pensions.
A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 03, 2020 08:07 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 08:00 PM (iTXRQ)
Well done!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2020 08:08 PM (WI7YS)
Errors
Non-compliance
Misconduct
Bias
Abuses
Mishandled
Deficiencies
Unsubstantiated
Misapplication
Non-candid
Misrepresented
Omission
Inaccuracies
Oversight
Misjudgments
Lapses
False Statements
They sure do have a lot of words for "felonies".
And not one Attorney General who will prosecute.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 03, 2020 08:08 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: azalea city at April 03, 2020 08:08 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 08:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
not tonight dear- I have a haddock
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 08:00 PM (iTXRQ)
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Srsly people fish puns start at 400 comments! Does no one read the AOS guidebook?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 08:03 PM (IDhUW)
Like schooling cats.
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)
I've been lured one too many times to be baited into this again.
Posted by: Fritz at April 03, 2020 08:09 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 08:06 PM (KZzsI)
None of these people have a concept/clue what federalism is. They do not understand sovereign states or their responsibilities or freedoms.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 08:09 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 08:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 08:06 PM (ZCEU2)
How Crappie? On a scale of 1 to 10?
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 08:09 PM (XUvmW)
Posted by: azalea city at April 03, 2020 08:08 PM
We do! But we clap hooves.
Posted by: Bronies at April 03, 2020 08:09 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Boswell at April 03, 2020 07:58 PM (32YRo)
I appreciate the input Boswell. You have good ideas!
Any Trump people reading and taking notes?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 08:10 PM (IDhUW)
I've been lured one too many times to be baited into this again.
Posted by: Fritz at April 03, 2020 08:09 PM (95j/9)
Don't be koi.
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)
understand sovereign states or their responsibilities or freedoms.
This too is the story of Obama.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 08:11 PM (pyXq5)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 08:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Oh Skip that was good
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 08:11 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 08:09 PM (XUvmW)
Cod go to 11.
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 08:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Show us you really believe what you are ordering everyone else to do.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 08:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 03, 2020 08:11 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 03, 2020 07:20 PM (ja/kn)
A misdemeanor offense, so he can keep his weapons.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 03, 2020 08:11 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: kung fu pao style banned bat at April 03, 2020 08:12 PM (JUce8)
The virus was being studied as late as November in China, patent zero was early December, the doctor whistle blower was the end of December early January, and Wuhan went on full lockdown around January 24th. These are the facts.
Do not help the Chinese propaganda machine with feelings about the virus being here spreading to millions without evidence.
Posted by: Amber Heard at April 03, 2020 08:12 PM (fRokw)
Anybody remember Gem from Digital Research?
Posted by: freakd at April 03, 2020 08:13 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Amber Heard at April 03, 2020 08:13 PM (fRokw)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 08:11 PM (pyXq5)
He understands. He did his best to destroy it.
Gregg Abbott as AG said his day was to get up, eat breakfast, go to work, sue Obama. Every day.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 08:13 PM (WDPb/)
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Whoa! Whodda thunkit?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 03, 2020 08:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 08:13 PM (XUvmW)
THere was a run for about 100 years when criminals would do something awful in, say, Kentucky, then move to Illinois and start up again. Outside that state's jurisdiction, they didn't break any laws in OUR state. Governments started turning to bounty hunters and organizations like the Pinkerton's because there was no structure or system in place to deal with criminals who crossed state lines.
The FBI has a purpose, its just been bloated beyond all reason and run as if its people are all saints and heroes. Not requiring paperwork??? Illegal to lie to an officer??? Lynching is a federal crime??? Come on. Strip this crap back, all of it to the basics. Federal crimes should only be ones that materially cross state lines or to get criminals who do so. Kidnapping sucks but why is it a federal crime unless the kidnappers leave the state?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 08:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 08:14 PM (IDhUW)
Cod go to 11.___________________
A piece of cod passeth all understanding.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 03, 2020 08:15 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at April 03, 2020 08:17 PM (pyXq5)
Posted by: Quint at April 03, 2020 08:18 PM (hHxp2)
THere was a run for about 100 years when criminals would do something awful in, say, Kentucky, then move to Illinois and start up again. Outside that state's jurisdiction, they didn't break any laws in OUR state. Governments started turning to bounty hunters and organizations like the Pinkerton's because there was no structure or system in place to deal with criminals who crossed state lines.
The FBI has a purpose, its just been bloated beyond all reason and run as if its people are all saints and heroes. Not requiring paperwork??? Illegal to lie to an officer??? Lynching is a federal crime??? Come on. Strip this crap back, all of it to the basics. Federal crimes should only be ones that materially cross state lines or to get criminals who do so. Kidnapping sucks but why is it a federal crime unless the kidnappers leave the state?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 03, 2020 08:14 PM (KZzsI)
The invention of the automobile, its mass distribution, and the Depression led to it directly. We can thank Bonnie & Clyde, Dillinger, Machine Gun Kelly, and all the other Public Enemy Number Ones. Prohibition didn't help either.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 03, 2020 08:19 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2020 08:20 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 08:05 PM (sy5kK)
And FUD -Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt. Whenever someone came up with a useful utility - e.g., a spelling checker - Gates would whip up an "almost ready to ship" equivalent feature in the appropriate application, including a wiz bang demo. Which was only a wiz bang demo. Meanwhile, New Guy Software can't get investors, because who will buy a feature Gates will include for free in his next release.
Gates comes along, offers, pennies on the dollar to New Guy Software, including NDAs. Six months later, next Microsoft release has that same feature. And an entry twenty down in the list of patents under the "About" menu from New Guy Software for that feature.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 03, 2020 08:21 PM (qyH+l)
Hate to spoil the thread, but the "Names" Judge Boasberg ordered be disclosed to the Court, are the names of the TARGETS of the 29 faulty applications for surveillance, not the names of the FBI agents.
So, more "Heavy Hitting FISA Court Headlines." that are actually more of the same "too little, too late and not aimed at the actual bad actors" shell game we've now seen for some time by the Government, including FBI, DOJ and the FISA Court.
I mean, "Yea," get the names of the Targets, because if they are domestic political opponents of domestic politicians (of either Party) that would be interesting, but shouldn't there also be some scrutiny of the line-level supervisory FBI agents, IC agents and DOJ Attorneys involved in these matters? Like, is there any common touch-point person within Government that these track back to?
Or even better, how about start with the names of all Gov. personnel involved in the fraudulent and intentionally misleading Carter Page FISA application and then get a list of the TARGETS of all other FISA applications worked on by THOSE SAME agents?
That's what you would do if you wanted to, you know, get to the bottom of whether there is criminal conduct that can be prosecuted.
CONCLUSION: Continued cover-up and desire to sweep this all under the carpet by everyone involved. Sickening.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 03, 2020 08:22 PM (DRgs8)
This is exactly the kind of guy you don't want on your ass if you've broken the law.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 03, 2020 07:49 PM (wGeit)
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I would really, really like to believe you, but two things are really bugging me.
1. Where are the Grand Juries. I expect Barr to keep quiet about them, but where are the FBI and DOJ underlings bitching about being brought into a grand jury. I expect it to be national news if Comey, Brenna, Stroczkczk, or Page get called in.
2. Where are the indictments of the low level, but obviously guilty shits like Klinesmith?
Show me either one, and my mind will be much relieved.
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 07:56 PM (+0uDE)
You don't normally go to the grand jury until your investigation is finished. You can't go back again and again. There's no reason to jump the gun - these people aren't going anywhere.
Yes, it seems like it's taking forever. But look at it from Barr's perspective - the Democrats are going to portray it as a partisan witch hunt. Once it goes to the grand jury he's going to be attacked every day on CNN. Chuck Schumer is going to excoriate him every day from the Senate floor. So the case has to be airtight. He can't overcharge like normal prosecutions. It has to look fair, even to biased observers.
The danger, of course, is Trump isn't reelected and it all gets swept under the rug. But prosecuting someone and losing would be worse than doing nothing.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 03, 2020 08:26 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 03, 2020 08:27 PM (IDhUW)
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Further, CBS's Catherine Herridge's tweets on this subject today state that that the 29 FISA applications just reviewed by Horowitz "overlaps [timing] of FBI Russia/Mueller probes," suggesting the Court wants the names of the TARGETS of these 29 applications in relation to Russia!
Incredible, because if you actually read Horowitz's new memo re these 29 FISA Applications, he says they were randomly selected to produce a sample for purposes of double-checking "Woods File" compliance.
So, NOT related to Russia! So, what's the point in getting at the names of the TARGETS in the context of the Meta-Russia! questions?
This is BS by the FISA Court and the FBI, again. It shows them bent to the idea this is also explained by incompetence and negligence. And the Media happily reports on this angle, claiming vindication of Russia! because "Hey! All of the FBI's FISA Applications suck!"
Clearly, this is true, but that doesn't ALSO mean that the bad Gov. actors in Russia! Saga didn't INTENTIONALLY take advantage of this systemic FBI failure to go after political opponents of Obama, criminally.
If you want to get at THAT question, you would start with the names of the Gov. personnel involved in Carter Page FISA, and back-track by checking all other FISA Applications (a) related to Carter Page one, + (b) all other FISA Applications worked by the same people that worked on Carter Page's, and look at the identity of those Targets, and their related Woods File information. THEN you would have a picture of whether Carter Page FISA was part of a larger coordinated plan (which we all suspect, reasonably, is what in fact occurred here).
Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 03, 2020 08:38 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 03, 2020 08:40 PM (50gG9)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 03, 2020 11:27 PM (LScW0)
This is pure cover your black robed ass because y'all been caught theater. As long as the FBI was not seeking to tap members of their club /politically aligned allies, the fisa court didn't give two hoots about what the applications actually said, the factual basis for the application or the verity of the sources used. Make it colorable and you are good to go, Fourth amendment be damned.
*Spit*
Posted by: oddnot at April 04, 2020 12:26 AM (svdz9)
1000%
It is the intentionality, and conspiracy to deprive the Trump campaign of its civil rights that needs to be hammered.
That, and go after, specifically, what supposed fruits of warrant #1 justified warrant #2, and then 3 and 4?!
One BS "pretext" for a warrant, shame on the FBI. Two, three and four? The FISA Court is a co conspirator.
You know what impeachment is for? It's for lawless Federal /FISA Judges who've abused their oath and the Constitution.
And I still can't wrap my head around the complete, police state tactic of "investigating" Trump's lawyer on "unrelated" crimes as a pretext to seize his attorneys files on Trump. To me, that was a Rubicon of Rubicons in the destruction of our rule of law. Everyone associated with that needs to be prosecuted in particular.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 04, 2020 08:10 AM (lcQJG)
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