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Fake Tapper Gets Put Hard Into Check On His Anti-Trump Bias-- By... Gavin Newsom??!?!
Fake Jake, it seems your partisanship is too partisan even for the hyperpartisan Democrat politician from California who hopes to run for President in 2024.
Calif. Gov. @GavinNewsom: “Let me just be candid with you. I’d be lying to you to say that [Trump] hasn’t been responsive to our needs. He has. And so, as a question, as a sort of an offer of objectivity, I have to acknowledge that publicly." pic.twitter.com/GLWGuACz7a
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) April 1, 2020
The president of the White House Correspondents' Association criticizes CNN's Jim Acosta in a new book, writing that the combative reporter's "soapbox" approach to journalism has bolstered President Donald Trump. Acosta has at times acted like an "opinion journalist" who has played "right into the explicit Trump strategy of portraying the press as the opposition party," ABC News correspondent Jonathan Karl writes in Front Row at the Trump Show, his account of reporting on the president since the early 1990s. Karl told the Washington Free Beacon that many media figures have mistaken editorializing for journalism since Trump took office. "A sub-sub theme [of the book] is those of us reporters make a mistake if they appear to be too much like an opposition to the president or the resistance," Karl, who is also president of the White House Correspondents' Association, told the Free Beacon. "That's not our job. We're not the opposition party. We're supposed to report and report aggressively on the president, on any president, but not to go over the top." ... "The surest way to undermine the credibility of the White House press corps is to behave like the political opposition," Karl writes. "Don't give speeches from the White House briefing room…. Don't talk about holding protests against the president in Lafayette Square."Meanwhile, the partisan political actors continue asking Trump the same five gotcha DNC-scripted questions while ignoring all matters of national health.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: vivi at April 01, 2020 05:37 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Piercing Nipples at April 01, 2020 05:37 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Bosk at April 01, 2020 05:37 PM (9m9TT)
McGyver, out
Posted by: McGyver at April 01, 2020 05:38 PM (gMngZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 05:38 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at April 01, 2020 05:38 PM (N5dam)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 05:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: tachonshuggy at April 01, 2020 05:38 PM (+LeMa)
Posted by: Pablo Escobar's Cat at April 01, 2020 05:39 PM (VczKY)
Posted by: Wuhan Bat Soup Death Plague Terrapin Andii Who Also Herds Hamsters at April 01, 2020 06:35 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (G546f)
Posted by: getting the banned out of shanghai at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (q9E5K)
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (PbpT7)
.........
If Newsome wins in 2024:
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (BiNEL)
the "pizza is like sex, even when it's bad, it's pretty good" line is of course not true.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:37 PM (PbpT7)
the "pizza is like sex, even when it's bad, it's pretty good" line is of course not true.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:37 PM (PbpT7)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 06:38 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 06:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:38 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 01, 2020 06:38 PM (dKiJG)
Oh wait. What year is it? Anybody got some White Out?
This script is really getting tired.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 01, 2020 06:38 PM (8/E19)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 06:38 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 06:38 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (YqDXo)
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (v0R5T)
Y'all here in cali too?
We wont all die, newsome will pardon the murderers.
Posted by: getting the banned off the beach at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (q9E5K)
Why...this mans a darky!!!
Posted by: Bruce at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (IB++I)
---
Like he walked in on his wife with Ace.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (aiWhJ)
and Gavin Useless has aspirations of higher office after his 8 years of making #Failifornia worse than when he got it from Moonbeam, so he has to somewhat careful with his story telling, especially since he knows ouir G*d Emperor would have no problems with lighting him up if he lied.
Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (vwf8z)
Posted by: LOL at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (odrqb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 06:40 PM (FIYRT)
Posted by: Fake Tapper at April 01, 2020 06:40 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 06:40 PM (BiNEL)
Judge told me, son, because you didn't know you were speeding doesn't alter the fact that you were speeding. Speeding is against the law.
You're Fined.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:40 PM (D2IX6)
the "pizza is like sex, even when it's bad, it's pretty good" line is of course not true.
Posted by: ace
agreed.
bad sex is just bad sex. so not worth the effort. just, yuck
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 06:40 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (PbpT7)
Is that kind of like wrong hole but keep going anyhow.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 06:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
I fully anticipate I'll have to "donate" my house to day workers.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 06:40 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Hrder at April 01, 2020 06:41 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 01, 2020 06:41 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:41 PM (ptqGC)
They cannot handle this.
They continue to pray (to Gaya) that Trump will fail.
Not working.
Tears.
Sadness.
tiny violins
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:41 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 06:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:41 PM (D2IX6)
*******
FBI warned about 'biosecurity risk' after Chinese nationals snuck suspicious vials into US
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 06:42 PM (M0uVr)
Can someone reboot the gateway please?
Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 06:42 PM (Tnijr)
He looks like someone just walked over his grave, while he was watching his ghost-wife get dicked by a drifter-phantom.
He looks like a dog when instead of throwing the ball, you show him a sketchy videotape of high school boy's lacrosse team gangbanging his wife.
Meanwhile, White House "reporter" Jonathan Karl has a book coming
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:42 PM (PbpT7)
I am not kidding.
CNN, the darling whore of PROGDA, is cancer to the American ideals our country was founded on, described in the Constitution, and illustrated every week in churches and synagogues throughout our country.
CNN is cancer.
Say it loud.
Because it is true.
Cancer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 06:42 PM (sy5kK)
the "pizza is like sex, even when it's bad, it's pretty good" line is of course not true.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:37 PM (PbpT7)
Wait...the pizza or the sex?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 06:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:42 PM (ptqGC)
Bad Gateway! No Biscuit!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2020 06:42 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Zombie Maj.Gen. Smedley D. Butler at April 01, 2020 06:43 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: WuHAN Solo
We had that whole impeachment thing to worry about.
Not a priority at the time
Posted by: Bruce at April 01, 2020 06:43 PM (vd8XM)
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 06:36 PM (v0R5T)
Y'all here in cali too?
We wont all die, newsome will pardon the murderers.
Posted by: getting the banned off the beach at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (q9E5K)
...........
yes I am. Santa Cruz county. Well, maybe we won't ALL die, but between him and Jake we'll surely run out of Men's Hair Products.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 06:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at April 01, 2020 06:43 PM (j42ZK)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2020 06:43 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 06:43 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 06:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 06:43 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 06:43 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:43 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 06:44 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 01, 2020 06:44 PM (50gG9)
Posted by: ace at April
I have walked away from bad pizza, walked out of bad sex
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 06:44 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: getting the banned their shots at April 01, 2020 06:44 PM (HKQtM)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2020 06:44 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: dantesed at April 01, 2020 06:45 PM (88xKn)
Whatever, Bob is screwing around with us, that asshole.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 06:45 PM (CDGwz)
$175?
Unless it's Chanel or Hermes, then $500
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 06:45 PM (KFv4i)
Posted by: getting the banned their shots
Put pepper flakes on it....and hold on
Posted by: Bruce at April 01, 2020 06:45 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at April 01, 2020 06:45 PM (CUU+W)
And Newsom will start to get some negative push back.
So predictable.
It's almost as if they're obsessive.
Posted by: jakee308 at April 01, 2020 06:45 PM (36Kiw)
It's a wonder we even have a country at this point.
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at April 01, 2020 06:45 PM (j42ZK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 06:45 PM (NWiLs)
telling, especially since he knows ouir G*d Emperor would have no
problems with lighting him up if he lied.
Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 01, 2020 06:39 PM (vwf8z)
Bingo. By now anyone with any sense would know that crossing Donald Trump like that is just inviting him to provide a short one-act play where he mocks your begging and pleading, i.e.: "And then he was begging, I mean he was like on his knees begging 'Oh Mr. Trump, please save my butt! I didn't think to be prepared for an emergency and now it is all out of control.' and now? Now he's strutting around like some Times Square pimp saying how he doesn't need anything from me."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 06:45 PM (s6M7E)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (G546f)
He looks like someone just walked over his grave, while he was watching his ghost-wife get dicked by a drifter-phantom.
He looks like a dog when instead of throwing the ball, you show him a high school boy's lacrosse team gangbanging his wife.
Angry Ewok rocks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Barack at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (90T4r)
sorry about your MiL. give hubby a squeeze for me. and you're gong to the NoVaMoMe with me in august, yes?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (HALdu)
This is the funniest thing you have ever written
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (+jFQz)
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (zr5Kq)
We're done with these lying fucks.
Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (aiWhJ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at April 01, 2020 06:45 PM (CUU+W)
Wasn't me. I just got here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (FIYRT)
using minx works!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (G546f)
Posted by: jakee308 at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (36Kiw)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (bkUtD)
This is the funniest thing you have ever written
thank you!
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Hrder at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 06:45 PM (NWiLs)
The Gateway named Zoot.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Hrder at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Hrder at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Hrder at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (+jFQz)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Hrder at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (d7Ww2)
Oh hell yes! When I get home I'll see about switching the flights.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (FIYRT)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Hrder at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at April 01, 2020 06:45 PM (CUU+W)
Wasn't me. I just got here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (FIYRT)
Oh yeah, sure.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (NWiLs)
Do I win a prize?
Posted by: jakee308 at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (36Kiw)
30 bonus points.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: banned at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (wg/mD)
Can you imagine the fireworks if Newsome tried to defend PDT to Don Lemon?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (L2ZTs)
He owned a golf shop and had a handful of employees.
Golf courses are not opening anytime soon, so he's going to rough it for the next year or two and start early collecting SS.
Posted by: Digging Deeper at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (FVrDO)
The post-pizzial depression. The sauce was acidic, the grease didn't even try, there was like one peperroni for the topping, and you couldn't even muster up what it takes to eat the crust the way you're supposed to ...
... and your wife is still going to find out and you're going to end up sharing the kids from separate houses.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Hrder at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Hrder at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 06:43 PM (7juvc)
I have a Trump brand tie. Black silk, extra long. Don't remember how much I paid for it.
Posted by: Javems at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 06:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:42 PM (ptqGC) "
#TwoWeeksAtATime
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 06:48 PM (cqteU)
>>Front Row at the Trump Show, his account of reporting on the president since the early 1990s
=======
Trump's been prez since the early 90s?
Yes Jonathan, I'm sure it seems that long to you -- or are you just putting the best part in your title as reader-bait?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2020 06:48 PM (JPVyh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 01, 2020 06:48 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Hrder at April 01, 2020 06:48 PM (MqQvv)
No Federal Mulligan?
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 06:48 PM (+jFQz)
right.
Dane Cook (I know, I know, ritually maledict him) has this line about "feeling like you're contracting a little something" the moment you enter.
Ever feel like that?
Kills the romance, I'll tell you that.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:48 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim
----------
All I did was push this red button marked 'Reset'.
Posted by: Eleanor Holmes-Norton at April 01, 2020 06:48 PM (CDGwz)
Nice to see Newsome behaving like a grownup instead of a Dem.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (L2ZTs)
He behaved like a politician running for President, and that is exactly what he is. I would say the Cuomo is currently the Democrat front runner, because Uncle Joe doesn't make it out of the Convention.
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 01, 2020 06:48 PM (50gG9)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 06:48 PM (NWiLs)
Ace musta threatened 'em with the wet-dry vac.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)
>>>Wait...the pizza or the sex?
either. both can actually be bad.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:43 PM (PbpT7)
++++
So, Ace, are you makin' the lasagna tonight, then?
Posted by: washrivergal at April 01, 2020 06:49 PM (VuPN9)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Hrder at April 01, 2020 06:48 PM (MqQvv)
OMG. The hamsters have the Wuflu!
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 06:49 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 06:49 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 06:49 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 06:49 PM (+jFQz)
$175?
Unless it's Chanel or Hermes, then $500
Posted by: dagny at April 01,
nah
men do not buy chanel ties, if they wear them their wife bought them
hermes is about $200 for a tie
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 06:49 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Hrder at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (WX+x0)
But still calm and collected just VERY CONCERNED.
It's so phony, it makes me want to gag.
I gotta say, I wouldn't want to play poker with Tapper. He'd make a good straight man in a comedy duo.
Posted by: jakee308 at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (36Kiw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (EBPsQ)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (D2IX6)
https://tinyurl.com/rt4v4vx
A palate cleanser.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)
No. But I rarely fuck bag people. YMMV.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 06:49 PM (+jFQz)
Coyote Woman, though??
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (T0HEN)
I kept putting out though. because that's what you're supposed to do...
yuck.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (d7Ww2)
On the twitter waves right now
Brit Hume
Very informative thread. Explains why NY's Covid 19 fatality numbers are inflated. They don't distinguish between those who die with the disease and those who die from it.
https://tinyurl.com/sqlhy8p
interesting numbers
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (T0HEN)
Lotta folks are teed off though.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (HALdu)
........
I blame the replacement of Sciatica Stretch Girl with Sciatica Stretch Granny.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (v0R5T)
Anti-vaxxers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 06:41 PM (YqDXo)
I did not think about this. My experience is that the vast majority of anti-vaxxers are well of libs who beieve in SCIENCE! except when it comes to vaccines.
I imagine the barely there tolerance for these people that existed before the virus will vanish all together after we come out the other side of COVID.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (j3npP)
https://tinyurl.com/rt4v4vx
A palate cleanser.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)
Are they the " good" ones, or is that the Sea Otters??
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (90T4r)
But do they have the 'Rona?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (T0HEN)
Oh here we go...
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (FIYRT)
I'm glad Democrats for the most part never figured this out, but they probably could have got a lot more of what they wanted just by treating Trump halfway civil.
Posted by: Blago at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: banned at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (wg/mD)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Hrder at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (MqQvv)
Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (L2ZTs)
I kept putting out though. because that's what you're supposed to do...
yuck.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01
in your defense, he did have the miss american pie cd
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (HALdu)
practice mitigation
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (D2IX6)
Those big stacks of Chinese yuan convert easily into US dollars.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (XF4b8)
Hey, ace. Cute webcam of tiny Asian river otters at the GA Aquarium:
https://tinyurl.com/rt4v4vx
A palate cleanser.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)
They're hiding.
Ambush positions.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (T0HEN)
It's got the potential to be a wedge issue around here.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: mugiwara at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (p9Acv)
Some of you have a hygiene deficit... you know if you're short on TP, you can get in the shower...
Posted by: Surprise Anal Gateway at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (d6DSt)
https://tinyurl.com/rt4v4vx
Thanks, I put that into the quarantine cafe post for later.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (PbpT7)
I have always approached pussy like an expedition.
If I am gonna be putting in all that work, I want to plant my flag somewhere others haven't visited often.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (V5Cte)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (G546f)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (ZLI7S)
I own a couple. Bought them years ago so I don't remember what I paid, but it couldn't have been more than 30-40 bucks per.
I bought them on an Indian rez, so they were tax-free, I remember that. And they had a life-size cutout of the Golden Scalpweasel himself by the Trump stuff.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (bkUtD)
Fist receiving punchable faces. Hard punches. The kind that start in NY and end in Beijing.
Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (aiWhJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (90T4r)
I believe they're the "good" otters. They're the size of puppies. Right now, they're not very active.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:53 PM (ptqGC)
Handy tip: if you have to use shreds of the NYT in the john, Paul Krugman's face is the softest part!
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)
sea otters are sweet and cuddly. and they hold hands while they sleep.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at April 01, 2020 06:53 PM (CUU+W)
May I suggest Newark, New Jersey?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 06:53 PM (bkUtD)
I like to imagine the Knockout Game with unsuspecting reporters. Call it Beat the Press.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:53 PM (PbpT7)
Burn. Them. Down.
We are at a tipping point folks, more bullshit matrix crap 24/7, or a change.
Posted by: rammajamma at April 01, 2020 06:53 PM (SwWMX)
https://tinyurl.com/rt4v4vx
A palate cleanser.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM
We had a backstage tour of the Santa Barbara Zoo and we were able to go in the room with the otters, they were in the enclosure. I wanted to touch them and the zookeeper said they are little devils and will rip your face off. But they're so cute.
I know I know, the surprise anal.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2020 06:53 PM (7bcfy)
Jake's wife is way too attractive for him. No wonder she likes basketball players, er, teams.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (bkUtD)
She works for Planned Parenthood, so......
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (T0HEN)
It's got the potential to be a wedge issue around here.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
that's gonna tee off a lotta gophers
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 06:54 PM (d7Ww2)
Then. Rub some dirt on it and walk it off.
Like a true american.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 06:54 PM (p7iFD)
Posted by: puttin on the ritz, banned at April 01, 2020 06:54 PM (wg/mD)
I'm glad Democrats for the most part never figured this out, but they probably could have got a lot more of what they wanted just by treating Trump halfway civil."
My main fear when Trump was elected was that the Dems would suck up and flatter him to get items they wanted. Whether it would have worked is another matter, but they screwed the pooch if it would hve. Newsome is shrewd, hand him that.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 01, 2020 06:54 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:46 PM (L2ZTs)
..........
He wants to stay in politics, he knows everybody in CA hates his guts right now.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 06:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 06:54 PM (8B6Ng)
are inflated. They don't distinguish between those who die with the
disease and those who die from it.
---
So, they're just like Italy after all.
Posted by: Methos at April 01, 2020 06:54 PM (kOpft)
Gavin Newsom is setting up for a 2024 run.
Posted by: YIKES! at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (bkUtD)
"rarely"
...
yeah I think it's rare for all of us.
I wouldn't brag on that.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: WuHAN Solo
My faulty memory seems to recall that a number of our critical intelligence assets in China were rolled up and disappeared because of leaky Hillary's compromised server (and probably ChiDiFi's driver), thus depriving us of critical information about the WuHan Red Death.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (BiNEL)
They've been pushing this for at least 3 weeks, as soon as WHO declared pandemic.
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (T0HEN)
It's got the potential to be a wedge issue around here.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
that's gonna tee off a lotta gophers
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 06:54 PM (d7Ww2)
Drive them crazy.
Posted by: mugiwara at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (p9Acv)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 06:54 PM (8B6Ng)
The 'Netz goes down, it's the Burning Times, for real.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (90T4r)
MisterAntiBully/status/
1245440361755000832
(Over the line Bill Mitchell with this tweet)
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (a5D9R)
The State of California is having a Public Service Announcement broadcast in which the Governor's wife who used to be his best friend's wife waxes poetic about the crisis. She is billed as "The First Partner of California".
Better than First Adulteress, I guess.
Posted by: 11B40 at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (evgyj)
Sing rickety tickety tin
About a maid I'll sing a song
Who didn't have her family long
Not only did she do them wrong....
She did every one of them in
Them in
She did every one of them in.
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Hrder at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (MqQvv)
https://tinyurl.com/sqlhy8p
interesting numbers
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (8fB/R) "
IOW, they're doing what Italy was doing.
Gotta push that Narrative !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (cqteU)
https://tinyurl.com/rt4v4vx
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Thanks, I put that into the quarantine cafe post for later.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:52 PM (PbpT7)
There are fishers in Bangladesh who use trained otters to help corral the fish into their nets (the fishermen's nets, not the otter's nets). Otters get a cut of the take. They have them on leashes (the otters, not the humans).
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (hku12)
Golf courses shut down are par for the course.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (T0HEN)
Oh here we go...
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (FIYRT)
Nah, we're just gonna putter around in our pajamas.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 06:54 PM (v0R5T)
No es cierto, amamos a Gavin Newsom y su dinero gratis.
Posted by: Javier at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: getting the banned back quick at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (wg/mD)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (LWu6U)
they have good paella, or used to, in the Ironbound. Used to be a lot of portuguese restaurants there.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (EBPsQ)
Their three NYC daughters said they both tested positive for COVID-19. But they're not saying it was the cause of their deaths.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (Eicbe)
There are fishers in Bangladesh who use trained otters to help corral the fish into their nets (the fishermen's nets, not the otter's nets). Otters get a cut of the take. They have them on leashes (the otters, not the humans).
really? huh.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:57 PM (PbpT7)
Please, please tell me that eating hobos won't give you a virus.
I wouldn't want to think ace would steer us wrong.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 06:57 PM (II2Y0)
192 Oddly, I'm seeing some sketchy behavior on other "big" websites, so maybe all the interwebz hampsters have the yellow crud.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 06:54 PM (8B6Ng)
The 'Netz goes down, it's the Burning Times, for real.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (90T4r)
The Tubez break and the quarantine is over.
Posted by: mugiwara at April 01, 2020 06:57 PM (p9Acv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 06:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Jakey looks like a low-rent Youtuber in that clip.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 06:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Herder at April 01, 2020 06:57 PM (MqQvv)
hell, he might be setting up a 2020 run.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (PbpT7)
Newsome/ Cuomo 2020. because we really think people suck.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 06:57 PM (90T4r)
And honestly, for him the sooner the better. Rich White Guy with a Billionaire Heiress White Wife...I don't know if that plays through an entire Primary Season in 2024
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 06:57 PM (TVXuF)
The donut hole was about Part D. Completely different.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (LWu6U)
I don't even want to talk about McCain anymore, either.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:58 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pixy The Hamster Herder at April 01, 2020 06:58 PM (MqQvv)
Also, Amelia's. Best little Italian Place in the world.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 06:58 PM (TVXuF)
--------------
hell, he might be setting up a 2020 run.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (PbpT7)
I'm strongly considering a run myself. I mean, what are the odds, when the election happens in November, Joe Biden is on the ballot?
At this point I'd say about as low as Chinaflu death rates.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2020 06:58 PM (hku12)
My kids and I take in a Devils game once a year. The road in is filled with barber shops and chicken places. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 06:58 PM (bkUtD)
It was a brief remark with no further questions from the press. I hope the radio talk folks pick up on this SOB and his yacht.
Posted by: JTB at April 01, 2020 06:58 PM (7EjX1)
I wouldn't want to think ace would steer us wrong.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 06:57 PM (II2Y0
You have to cook them to over 170 internal temp
Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2020 06:58 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)
Umm, whose hands are they holding?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 06:58 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 06:58 PM (T0HEN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 06:50 PM (T0HEN)
Oh here we go...
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (FIYRT)
.......
C'mon, everybody chip in!
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 06:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 06:54 PM (8B6Ng)
The 'Netz goes down, it's the Burning Times, for real.
Is that the signal?
Posted by: john has a long mustache at April 01, 2020 06:59 PM (wg/mD)
In the Ironbound section of the Avenue L
Where the Portuguese women come to see what you sell...
Posted by: One of Suzanne Vega's Best Songs at April 01, 2020 06:59 PM (gd9RK)
--------
It's a wet market! Run for your life!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 06:59 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 06:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01,
kind of makes a difference if you know, then it is not a surprise
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 06:59 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 06:59 PM (bkUtD)
It's even worse than Italy, they are not testing anyone, you come in with symptoms that can be construed as Chinese lung flu, you are diagnosed with lung flu and told to go home and self quarantine. The cases that come in that are bad actually get tested and admitted.
That's why our reported recovery rate is 4 pct. most people that are diagnosed with it don't really have it and are not tracked or tabulated when they recover and every death is a result of coved.
It's a huge scam.
Posted by: Digging Deeper at April 01, 2020 06:59 PM (FVrDO)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 06:59 PM (TVXuF)
The Resistance was all about acting like Trump hadn't won, and denying him all possible powers and privileges of any other duly-elected President. The Dems were willing to shitcan their dream infrastructure legislation even though * they could have gotten it with a REPUBLICAN POTUS and, at the time, both houses*!
But that's what the Dems wanted to do. That's how they wanted to play it. If they had treated Trump halfway like the legitimate POTUS he is, Trump would have governed a lot differently and the Dems could have had some big wins, again, considering they held no power the first 2 years and only the House since.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 07:00 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 07:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Maxine Waters Hair O'flame at April 01, 2020 07:00 PM (dKIYW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 07:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:00 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Greetings:
The State of California is having a Public Service Announcement broadcast in which the Governor's wife who used to be his best friend's wife waxes poetic about the crisis. She is billed as "The First Partner of California".
Better than First Adulteress, I guess.
Posted by: 11B40 at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (evgyj)
First Slattern?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2020 07:00 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 07:00 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2020 06:58 PM (BAsqb)
And make sure they're well away from the produce when you're cleaning them. Don't use the same cutting board! And remember to wash your hands after you burn their clothes.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:00 PM (8B6Ng)
If you are an American, Trump is on your side.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (PUmDY)
192 Oddly, I'm seeing some sketchy behavior on other "big" websites, so maybe all the interwebz hampsters have the yellow crud.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 06:54 PM (8B6Ng)
The 'Netz goes down, it's the Burning Times, for real.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (90T4r)
The Tubez break and the quarantine is over.
Posted by: mugiwara at April 01, 2020 06:57 PM (p9Acv)
Chinese army breaking our code.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (D2IX6)
Trump es Burrito Gigante!
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:53 PM (PbpT7)
You know every damn one of them has a glass jaw.
I will dream this game tonight, and have a nocturnal emission.
Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (aiWhJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 07:00 PM (NWiLs)
Share the misery. The new normal.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (90T4r)
And honestly, for him the sooner the better. Rich White Guy with a Billionaire Heiress White Wife...I don't know if that plays through an entire Primary Season in 2024"
If and when the propaganda organs begin to make insinuations about Biden's dementia, watch for which governor they start to puff up.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (puu6v)
I think I've heard of it, but I never went there.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 07:00 PM (KxVoZ)
And now Trump may do some of the things they always wanted to do - infrastructure, for one - but he's going to get ALL of the credit for it, because of the way they played it. Trump might be about to turn into the new FDR.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (V2Yro)
Re Net: I'm reading that the networks are getting clogged what with all the staying at home. They're even talking about "rationing bandwidth" in some places.
Broadband speeds are great and all, but the system isn't designed for everybody to be streaming videos at once. No where near the capacity to handle that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (rCwaK)
Lous Lerner ring any bells?
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (zfBZT)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (TVXuF)
to make it sound like a single noun.
Like "I'm gonna skull-fuck you in your eye-pussies, Jake."
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (V2Yro)
3rd term?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (G546f)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (7juvc)
Bright side? Kirk Herbstreit believes the NFL and college football will cancel their upcoming seasons.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (bkUtD)
I wouldn't want to think ace would steer us wrong.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 06:57 PM (II2Y0
You have to cook them to over 170 internal temp
Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2020 06:58 PM (BAsqb)
........
So, he makes lasagna out of them?
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:53 PM (PbpT7)
haha, awesome
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (flINI)
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:53 PM (PbpT7)
Wasn't there a video game a few years back that allowed you to punch all sorts of public celebs?
Some were gov't or maybe they all were (I think a few Presidents which caused a big hullabaloo)
One was Kissinger I think.
Posted by: jakee308 at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (36Kiw)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (ZCEU2)
Let's go.
I'll drive.
Posted by: garrett at April 01,
This is getting out of bounds
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2020 07:03 PM (7bcfy)
And remember, Kimberly Guilfoyle used to be married to Newsome.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 07:03 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 01, 2020 07:03 PM (JPVyh)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:03 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:03 PM (v0R5T)
California's economy is going down, and going down hard. They depend a huge amount on trade and money from China and other pacific rim companies - that's about to take a huge hit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:03 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 06:56 PM (cqteU)
Access to the raw data is just not for peasants that might discover how we experts are massaging the data until it screams "Blame Trump!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 07:03 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (V2Yro)
Bathroom
Soap
Mouth
Wash
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 07:03 PM (D2IX6)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 07:03 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 01, 2020 07:03 PM (+fPHo)
those are sea otters! I love them!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 06:57 PM (d7Ww2)
The ones I linked are the tiniest otters, the Asian river otters. I've seen them at the GA Aquarium. They're the size of small puppies, and very playful.
Right now, it appears on the webcam they may be off somewhere sleeping. Sigh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 07:03 PM (ptqGC)
In every major news event cell phone videos invariably materialize. Every shooting, fire, earthquake, tornado. Where are the videos of the hospitals being overwhelmed with patients? Something is creepy wrong and very scary about this entire event.
https://tinyurl.com/we22y74
Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (7juvc)
youtube.com/watch?v=81ghLFwM7vk
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (ykYG2)
Better than First Adulteress, I guess.
Posted by: 11B40 at April 01, 2020 06:55 PM (evgyj)
First Slattern?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2020 07:00 PM (EGyGV)
Side Piece No. 1
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: m at April 01
fuck yes. who needs the help running off in this? god help is hard enough to find with out whuanwhatevs?
nobody should have to start the day without having their wsj ironed or go to bed with wrinkly sheets.
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ruff ruff barked the banned dog at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (wg/mD)
Heh. Beat the Press.
If these media orgs want to stanch the bleeding and quit laying off our Heroes of the Press at the Time When We Need Them Most™, the big timers like Tapper, et. al. should put their money where their mouths are.
If you raffled off tickets for the opportunity to strike a network news anchor with a nine-pound hammer like at a college car-bash, you could raise billions of dollars overnight for the ailing industry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Very informative thread. Explains why NY's Covid 19 fatality
numbers are inflated. They don't distinguish between those who die with
the disease and those who die from it.
https://tinyurl.com/sqlhy8p
interesting numbers
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 06:51 PM (8fB/R)
Aren't they doing that in Italy too?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (uUggv)
Let's go.
I'll drive.
Posted by: garrett at April 01,
This is getting out of bounds
Posted by: CaliGirl
nah, just a little rough
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:03 PM (v0R5T)
We don't call it the Black Side Down Restaurant around here for nothing.
Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (aiWhJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched
------
A few headlines are in order:
Florida Woman Viciously Attacked by Possibly Rabid River Otter
A 77-year-old kayaker had to receive stitches and rabies treatment this weekend after being attacked by a wild river otter in Florida, Fox 13 News reported.. The kayaker, Sue Spector, and her ...
Maitland cop fatally shoots rabid otter after multiple ...
Otter that bit woman on Rockland beach was rabid, officials say. The incident, in which a vacationing woman was bitten on the foot, is the first documented case of a rabid otter in Maine.
77-year-old woman attacked by rabid otter while kayaking ...
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And...here, just down the road a block from here, a rabid otter attacked a woman on a paddle board. That one was dispatched (for the record, Springfield Armory 1911) by the warden, a friend of mine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (xSo9G)
While mommy is getting serviced by the pool guy and they don't even have a pool.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (ZCEU2)
The reason Abbott has put an emphasis on traffic with Louisiana, is that most of the deaths in Texas have been associated with people traveling back and forth from there. Stacked towards the eastern half, that's why my county is on lockdown now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 07:05 PM (ptqGC)
You'll need at least an eight-gallon hat.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 07:05 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (xSo9G)
SURPRISE!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:05 PM (V2Yro)
This is how The Matrix began.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 01, 2020 07:05 PM (gAXBD)
Sen. Kennedy (the good Kennedy) was on Fox this morning talking about the situation. New Orleans is ramping up and may be the next NYC.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 07:06 PM (rCwaK)
Texas with twice the population of Pennsylvania has less deaths by a few, 63 and 54
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (ZCEU2)
Farther away from NYC.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2020 07:06 PM (7rVsF)
The vast vast majority have been propagandist long before Trump started calling them out on it.
My whole life as a matter of fact, Jonathan Karl you mealy mouthed motherfucker.
Shepard Smith is still an horrible cunt. And so are you, Jon.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 01, 2020 07:06 PM (KpUZP)
the disease and those who die from it.
==
I don't understand the distinction.
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 07:06 PM (zr5Kq)
"I'm not sure I want to file this suit. I want my free second opinion."
"Okay, you're ugly too!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (rCwaK)
Comrade, at some point, I think you have enough bandwidth!
Posted by: Commissar Barky O'Bama at April 01, 2020 07:06 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: getting the banned cute little dick hats at April 01, 2020 07:06 PM (wg/mD)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (7juvc)
Um, can they wait until Friday? I don't want to be stuck in AZ.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 07:06 PM (FIYRT)
PDT says sure.
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:06 PM (7juvc)
Answer: #TwoWeeks. The answer is *always* #TwoWeeks.
My niece is a nurse at a big city urban hospital. They have nothing unusual going on at all. She and her friends all stocked up on masks obtained through the hospital grapevine, just in case. But she was actually given extra time off this week. She told me: after 4 weeks of being told OMG Next Week is The Week! Nobody's listening much any more.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 07:07 PM (KxVoZ)
Let's go.
I'll drive.
Posted by: garrett at April 01,
This is getting out of bounds
Posted by: CaliGirl
nah, just a little rough
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (d7Ww2)
---
There must be a fairway to do this.
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 07:07 PM (Eicbe)
Way to go, mayor. Is every mayor of NO blessed with the IQ of bread mold?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 07:07 PM (bkUtD)
rabid otter attacked a woman on a paddle board. That one was dispatched
(for the record, Springfield Armory 1911) by the warden, a friend of
mine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (xSo9G)
Several years ago, a family was swimming off their dock on Tybee. A large sea otter approached the family and jumped up onto their dock, where it proceeded to attack their black lab.
The dad ran in the house and came out armed and shot the otter.
Yep, the otter tested positive for rabies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 07:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 01, 2020 07:07 PM (zfBZT)
https://tinyurl.com/we22y74
Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (qAR6u)
I know one reason. They are cowards.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 07:07 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 07:07 PM (T0HEN)
Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 07:07 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01
I checked the sb zoo, the ones they have there are Asian small claw otters. They are my favorite.
I also love watching sea otters in the ocean. They are adorable. The fishermen hate them.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2020 07:07 PM (7bcfy)
Florida Woman Viciously Attacked by Possibly Rabid River Otter
A 77-year-old kayaker had to receive stitches and rabies treatment this weekend after being attacked by a wild river otter in Florida, Fox 13 News reported.. The kayaker, Sue Spector, and her ...
Maitland cop fatally shoots rabid otter after multiple ...
Otter that bit woman on Rockland beach was rabid, officials say. The incident, in which a vacationing woman was bitten on the foot, is the first documented case of a rabid otter in Maine.
77-year-old woman attacked by rabid otter while kayaking ...
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And...here, just down the road a block from here, a rabid otter attacked a woman on a paddle board. That one was dispatched (for the record, Springfield Armory 1911) by the warden, a friend of mine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
SEE! THOSE ARE RIVER OTTERS!
SEA OTTERS WOULD NEVER ATTACK A PERSON.
RIVER OTTERS BAD
SEA OTTERS GOOD!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 07:07 PM (d7Ww2)
Who knows maybe they still do that.
Posted by: jakee308 at April 01, 2020 07:08 PM (36Kiw)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 07:08 PM (D2IX6)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:08 PM (7juvc)
Let's go.
I'll drive.
Posted by: garrett at April 01,
This is getting out of bounds
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2020 07:03 PM (7bcfy)
.......
Think I'll just go home and snuggle up in my divet.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:08 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:02 PM (ZCEU2)
Farther away from NYC.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April
then there is the density thing, that might have something to do with the difference
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 07:08 PM (HALdu)
As a whole, New Orleans is about as hygienic as Lena Dunham's cooter in August.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 07:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: getting the banned out of the way like old people do at April 01, 2020 07:08 PM (wg/mD)
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020
If you need to, you can always take a mulligan.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2020 07:08 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 07:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:08 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 07:00 PM (NWiLs)
Share the misery. The new normal.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 07:01 PM (90T4r)
The only good part is he directly calls out the fuckhead NYers who ran down here to spread their disease.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 07:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2020 07:09 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 01, 2020 07:09 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 07:06 PM (zr5Kq)
So your 80 yo uncle with heart disease, mesothelioma, hypertension, pancreatic cancer, and COPD contracts C-19 and dies. What was the cause of death!
Posted by: Commissar Barky O'Bama at April 01, 2020 07:09 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 07:07 PM (WX+x0)
He deserved it. Repeated lie about shutting down the office and putting us at risk.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 07:09 PM (8fB/R)
the "pizza is like sex, even when it's bad, it's pretty good" line is of course not true.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:37 PM (PbpT7)
I hate anchovies, either tasting or smelling.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 07:09 PM (sy5kK)
rabid otter attacked a woman on a paddle board. That one was dispatched
(for the record, Springfield Armory 1911) by the warden, a friend of
mine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01
in fairness, it was a paddl boarder, if nature was going to assert a claim for humans they would make sense
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 07:09 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 07:09 PM (NWiLs)
Angelina. You?
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 01, 2020 07:07 PM (zfBZT)
Smith, about an hour north of you. Azalea Trails just got wrecked. Well, they were pretty for those of us who live here.
a lot of retirees here, most of them are freaking out about this.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:09 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
jANE,
SEA OTTERS DON'T ATTACK ANYTHING BUT CRABS AND SEA URCHINS.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (d7Ww2)
some sort of bird to catch fish. They put a collar around their neck so
they can't swallow the fish.
Who knows maybe they still do that.
Posted by: jakee308 at April 01, 2020 07:08 PM (36Kiw)
I believe it's the cormorant or anhinga.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: August at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (wg/mD)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (gd9RK)
True, but that was about the best laugh I've had all day! Freakin hilarious. I'll take all the laughs I can get lately.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: getting the banned out of the way like old people do at April 01, 2020 07:08 PM (wg/mD)
thanks. was not thinking.
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (zr5Kq)
So your 80 yo uncle with heart disease, mesothelioma, hypertension, pancreatic cancer, and COPD contracts C-19 and dies. What was the cause of death?
Trump
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (7rVsF)
_________________
Because every American, and millions of illegal aliens, are entitled to have the same sub-standard medical care!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020
If you need to, you can always take a mulligan.
Posted by: CaliGirl
YALL ARE STARTING TO TEE E OFF HERE
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 07:11 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Commissar Barky O'Bama at April 01, 2020 07:11 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
social distancing goes well with a bunker mentality
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 07:11 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 01, 2020 07:11 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 07:11 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 01, 2020 07:11 PM (gAXBD)
the disease and those who die from it.
==
I don't understand the distinction.
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 07:06 PM (zr5Kq)
If I shoot you in the hand, and stab you in your skull a dozen times, you didn't die OF a gunshot wound, you died WITH a gunshot wound.
And if someone like, say, the CDC had an agenda they wanted to push, they'd put your death in the gunshot wound category.
Makes no difference to you, I suppose, but then... agendas gotta agenda.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2020 07:11 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Commissar Barky O'Bama at April 01, 2020 07:09 PM (BiNEL)
pneumonia ?
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 07:11 PM (zr5Kq)
This is how fucked up he Fake News is, especially cnn -- the slimy politician is the one being objective while the news reporter is the liar.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (/46dB)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (v0R5T)
SEA OTTERS DON'T ATTACK ANYTHING BUT CRABS AND SEA URCHINS.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (d7Ww2)
*backs away from the keyboard very slowly*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (T0HEN)
SEA OTTERS GOOD!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 07:07 PM (d7Ww2)
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Uh huh.
"Enhydras are Creatures of Peace."
"The very word Enhydra means 'Peace.'"
"Surprise is a term referring to an introspective epiphany about anal, not an outward act."
"A small number of otters are trying to hijack their adorable culture."
"Our demonization of otters for their analist ways is what makes them hate us."
I've heard it all before, nurse. Not buyin' it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (II2Y0)
like the world doesn't suck ENOUGH! surprise otters now come in both rape flavor and rabies flavor?!?!
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Commissar Barky O'Bama at April 01, 2020 07:09 PM (BiNEL)
I'll be rich!
Posted by: TV Lawyer at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 07:09 PM (sy5kK)
I like a little anchovy paste in caesar salad dressing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (FIYRT)
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020
If you need to, you can always take a mulligan.
Posted by: CaliGirl
YALL ARE STARTING TO TEE E OFF HERE
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01
There has to be a way out of this trap.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (7bcfy)
Newsom's family and Pelosi's are thick as thieves. And that ain't just an expression.
She is controlling him and all of California.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (pS94+)
At the point its a "when did Trump stop raping your mother?" sort of question. What the heck is he even talking about?
And yeah, in a crises, usually, there are a bunch of people not getting ENOUGH help. I mean, its a crises, right? So some guy with a broken leg, having to wait 30 minutes as opposed the usual 15, is going to bitch about it. It doesn't mean anything - that is what a crises is, things don't get to people fast enough, or in enough quantity.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: butch at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (hXu8T)
I often tell Jano my better half that Katrina saved our lives making us relocate from the big easy to Cowtown. She always went to the parades. Me never. Grew up with Mardi Gras in azalea city.
Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Sea Urchins at April 01, 2020 07:13 PM (gd9RK)
social distancing goes well with a bunker mentality
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 07:11 PM (iTXRQ)
Just so you're aware of the hazards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2020 07:13 PM (7rVsF)
the "pizza is like sex, even when it's bad, it's pretty good" line is of course not true.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:37 PM (PbpT7)
Wait...the pizza or the sex?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 06:42 PM (NWiLs)
Wasn't it Podesta who frequented Comet Pizza?
Rumor was he always ordered the Pizza Ass, Size Small.
(and why some Citizen's Committee of Vigilance hasn't made introductions with him yet, dismays.)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2020 07:13 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 07:13 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 01, 2020 07:13 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:13 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: freaked
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Well, that, and having to wash your face anytime you eat an ice cream cone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 07:13 PM (CDGwz)
Sen. Kennedy (the good Kennedy) was on Fox this morning talking
about the situation. New Orleans is ramping up and may be the next NYC.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 07:06 PM (rCwaK)
I would have thought any virus that got to New Orleans would be too drunk and pick-pocketed to cause any trouble.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 07:13 PM (s6M7E)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 07:13 PM (iTXRQ)
the "pizza is like sex, even when it's bad, it's pretty good" line is of course not true.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:37 PM (PbpT7
After 28 years of marriage they are the same.....rare.
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (Sn2Zz)
"I have talked to officials...." who must all be %100 honest and have no political agenda at all... "and they say that Trump" who is a lying liar.
"Oh, and I'm not really even interviewing you right now, I'm just using your presence as an opportunity to tell my audience what I want to claim that unnamed officials have said to me because if I said it outside of an interview it would be TERRIBLE JOURNLISM!"
Posted by: 29Victor at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (BJKQV)
he should donate his salary to restaurant workers who are sitting at home
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020
If you need to, you can always take a mulligan.
Posted by: CaliGirl
YALL ARE STARTING TO TEE E OFF HERE
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01
There has to be a way out of this trap.
Posted by: CaliGirl
either way you slice it, you're stuck
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (T0HEN)
oh here we go...migrant labor...
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)
guess Pixy must have hit the right four people
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: The Weinstein-Epstein Media at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (/46dB)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (JKNZq)
Makes no difference to you, I suppose, but then... agendas gotta agenda.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2020 07:11 PM (hku12)
Looking forward to Trump reorganizing FDA and CDC in 2021.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (D2IX6)
Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM (zfBZT)
The camera showed her face when the Fox guy was getting schooled about don't ask a question about a story you know is a lie.
The look was utter contempt. Who is she and who is she with? I'm guessing NBC.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (T0HEN)
A little birdie told you.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM (aS1PU)
------------
Trump
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2020 07:10 PM (7rVsF)
Zing!!!
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Don Lemoan at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM (v0R5T)
He ain't staying in and he ain't wearing no mask.
Bear don't give a shit....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Sea Urchins
sea urchins have destroyed the kelp forests which hide baby fishes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM (d7Ww2)
Looking at this projection page, I see the total prediction as ticked up:
https://covid19.healthdata.org/projections
They rerun the model daaily to fit to the latest data, and that latest data has ticked up the peaks a bit. Cumulative death asymptote is now ~94K, with a range of 41K - 177K.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April
Don't forget Philly is the center of the virus for PA and then there's Pittsburgh.
Out here in the boonies, most of us aren't even wearing masks. We put a little distance in some places but for the most part it's business as normal except for the interfering Democrat Governor who's afraid he'll be laughed at by the rest of the NE Cabal of Democrat Governors.
He's got it tough as his constituency lives in the cities but all the voters live in the country side. And vote, and hunt and farm.
Lot's of mountains to hide in if it gets to that point.
He wishes the capitol was Philly and not Harrisburg. H'burg is smaller and not as sophisticated. (that means degenerate)
Posted by: jakee308 at April 01, 2020 07:16 PM (36Kiw)
Posted by: Rex B at April 01, 2020 07:16 PM (dKIYW)
The camera showed her face when the Fox guy was getting schooled about don't ask a question about a story you know is a lie.
The look was utter contempt. Who is she and who is she with? I'm guessing NBC.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM (+fPHo)
She is John Robert's wife.
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:16 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 01, 2020 07:16 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 01, 2020 07:16 PM (+DS2f)
Yeah, a cockucker leftist fake journalist asked the president why it's fair that only Americans got a free handout and not any illegals.
Guess what, douche bag: Not ALL Americans are getting a hand out from the president and congress.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:16 PM (/46dB)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 07:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 07:16 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 07:16 PM (L2ZTs)
________________
I tap Jake's shoulder all the time! Please stop, for the love of all that is holy Jake, please just stop!
(We were talking about bad sex, right?)
Posted by: Mrs. Tapper at April 01, 2020 07:17 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (v0R5T)
Can I interest you in a club membership?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 07:17 PM (BiNEL)
@johnrobertsFox
Follow
FoxNews Chief White House Correspondent. Husband of ABC correspondent
@KyraPhillips
. #marryingup
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:17 PM (7juvc)
President Trump: "Sleepy Joe.. Did he write the statement or did some PR person?"
Reporter: "As far as I know, the campaign was wide awake sir"
Video: https://tinyurl.com/uodyo8q
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 07:17 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at
I can draw you a picture of how easy golf puns are.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2020 07:17 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Agitator at April 01, 2020 07:17 PM (oEmr5)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (v0R5T)
Can I interest you in a club membership?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 07:17 PM (BiNEL)
Watch out, he has a persuasive sales pitch.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 07:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 07:18 PM (9WPL0)
Bear don't give a shit....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
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Oh, I don't know, they seem to have given my yard plenty of it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 07:18 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 06:37 PM (PbpT7
After 28 years of marriage they are the same.....rare.
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 01, 2020 07:14
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After 40 years of marriage the pizza tastes better.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 01, 2020 07:18 PM (Dhht7)
in PA we had initial problems in Philly and Pitt true
they're still hot spots but the New Hotness are the counties up by New York, and the ones near NJ/DE. we are getting hit by fleeing new yorkers and new jerseyans IOW
it's a problem. rrrrrr
NO IDEA why we can't contain New York/North Jersey in some way! they will just continue to be assholes and come out to wherever and start new pockets of virus
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 07:18 PM (j9HX3)
Makes no difference to you, I suppose, but then... agendas gotta agenda.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2020 07:11 PM (hku12)
Looking forward to Trump reorganizing FDA and CDC in 2021.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 07:14 PM (D2IX6)
And when all is calm, on a cold early morning, someone takes Fauci out on a boat to do a little "fishing."
Where's the bait?
Don't worry, we ain't gonna need no bait this morning.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2020 07:18 PM (hku12)
For instance he cites Sweden as having flipped from no control to control....an IT'S NOT TRUE. It's not necessary for Trump to even go there ,,,,but he does...It's his achille's heel ... he's compelled to say he knows something about nearly everything.
Nobody can do everything and know everything. Trump either says 'I don't know' or gets an expert to answer specific questions.
Sweden is being stupid....Trump missed his chance to point that out. Now he gave a gotcha to the presstitutes.
Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2020 07:18 PM (Y274z)
He ain't staying in and he ain't wearing no mask.
Bear don't give a shit....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM
He's looking for the three woods.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2020 07:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (7rVsF)
QED
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (v0R5T)
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A little chippy.
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: gittlesons in hollywood circa 50s banned at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (wg/mD)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (ZCEU2)
Does she have her nuclear boots and her drip dry gloves when she's dancin' neath the starry sky?
Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (l6b3d)
I'm not seeing any news on that. Anyone know anything?
Posted by: ghbucky at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01
suggestions?
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (alrWI)
Posted by: CaliGirl
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I don't want to be pinned down.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (xSo9G)
Trump is presidenting like a Boss
I also like the way he seeks business solutions to problems rather than political ones
unless I'm getting it all wrong(TM)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 07:20 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (8fB/R)
yes. that was nice to hear.
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 07:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Black bear out back on my property eating whatever was out there.
He ain't staying in and he ain't wearing no mask.
Bear don't give a shit....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM
He's looking for the three woods.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2020 07:18 PM (DMUuz)
3 Rabbits
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 01, 2020 07:20 PM (/6GbT)
I have wood
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 07:20 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:20 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2020 07:20 PM (Y274z)
The camera showed her face when the Fox guy was getting schooled about don't ask a question about a story you know is a lie.
The look was utter contempt. Who is she and who is she with? I'm guessing NBC.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM (+fPHo)
She is John Robert's wife.
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:16 PM (7juvc)
Seriously??
Dread Pirate Roberts' wife is a "nooz" reporter?
That would explain a lot.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2020 07:20 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Skip
Suspect a few commenters have begun to hole out on us.
Posted by: Rex B at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (dKIYW)
I'll leave with this:
Okra is the most versatile vegetable ever.
*runs away*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., e
We may have to flag your comment
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (xSo9G)
alienhearts: Hey
I just went to listen to Blue 5-8-6 / Monday (never heard it before).
...
this is when I realised I'm too damn old.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (ykYG2)
Bill O'Reilly: Can The Cocksucking Fake News Point To One, Just One, "World Leader" Who Pushed The Panic Button Early On Like The Fake News Pretends President Trump Should've Done?
*my phrasing
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (/46dB)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Why did she think he would call Senile Joe?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (Uu+Jp)
He ain't staying in and he ain't wearing no mask.
Bear don't give a shit....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2020 07:15 PM
He's looking for the three woods.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2020 07:18 PM (DMUuz)
3 Rabbits
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 01, 2020 07:20 PM (/6GbT)
How about a little birdie or even an eagle?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (2DOZq)
*runs away*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)
---
So, in chili?
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 07:22 PM (Eicbe)
Okra is the most versatile vegetable ever.
*runs away*
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Possibly, it makes an excellent mulch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 07:22 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01
I'm so sorry to disappoint you. Should I just kill myself? Would that help?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2020 07:22 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01, 2020 07:22 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:22 PM (ZCEU2)
I'm not seeing any news on that. Anyone know anything?
Posted by: ghbucky at April 01, 2020 07:19 PM (s9Eo
***********
No....but another classic presstitute trap Trump question....I saw it coming.
WHY does he give them these wins?
Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2020 07:23 PM (Y274z)
Martha actually doing a report on the real numbers from China.
Talking about one of the docs that tried to warn the world and has now disappeared.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 07:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2020 0
Nah, he's just green
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2020 07:23 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: The Otter at April 01, 2020 07:23 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 01
heh, sure, when they have finished with covid, then they are going to get to guns.
you and swalwell should have fun
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 07:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:23 PM (7juvc)
Pretty soon people will be wearing full zentai outside...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 07:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Trump?
You mean the CDC and the world health organization. He is the president, not a leading scientist who spent his life and career studying pandemic velocities and how to react properly. Against both of their recommendations, he shut down flights from China.
Even I was ahead of WHO and the cdc for fucks sake, asking what I thought was obvious. Why in the hell flights from China were being welcomed all over the fucking world, let alone here in early January.
What were you up to in early January? Hell, what were you up to last week, Doctor no? Looking for meth play parties somewhere in Florida?
GFY
Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 01, 2020 07:24 PM (KpUZP)
Why did she think he would call Senile Joe?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (Uu+Jp)
**************
As Trump...he should be asking Joe if it was true he raped that woman.
Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2020 07:24 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:24 PM (ZCEU2)
*runs away*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)
Starting with raw, eaten while you are still in the garden picking more for the gumbo!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 07:24 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 07:24 PM (T0HEN)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 01, 2020 07:24 PM (OuZMr)
Posted by: butch at April 01, 2020 07:12 PM (hXu8T)
I can't get worked up about this, I expect it of him. A couple nights ago we were discussing the problem with "experts" in any field, and the reason why you have to listen to them, but you NEVER let them make the overall decisions.
Fauci has spent his entire life in medicine. He's an expert in medicine and disease, and BECAUSE of that he believes that these issues are more important than ANY OTHER ISSUE in the world. He would think this is more important than nuclear war, it's his nature, he can't help himself because he's an expert.
So, it's who he is, of course he is going to say that. Listen to his advice, but only take it in the specific field that he's good at. He's not a decision maker.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:25 PM (V2Yro)
A pinniped.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2020 07:25 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: jayhawkone at April 01, 2020 07:25 PM (ZD+J8)
Posted by: Skip
.......
I suspect most are bogey.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:24 PM (v0R5T)
You just don't have any skin in the game.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2020 07:25 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 07:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
The poster got blasted into space dust.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 01, 2020 07:25 PM (KpUZP)
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 07:26 PM (XhWtx)
Why did she think he would call Senile Joe?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (Uu+Jp)
Heh, we'll never have another like him. These reporters must never tire of being bitchslapped.
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2020 07:26 PM (M+Lyo)
The poster got blasted into space dust.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 01, 2020 07:25 PM (KpUZP)
I was backing away from thread thinking we had the purge beginning.
Posted by: ghbucky at April 01, 2020 07:26 PM (s9Eo8)
A Democrat politician being honest in a live TV interview with a Democrat Activist with a Byline is in the Bible as the Final Sign before SMOD hits the Yellowstone Caldera and splits the Earth.
Nice knowing you folks.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 07:26 PM (Gsi5v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 07:26 PM (CDGwz)
There's only so many mountain passes on the east and most of them are freeways.
But we've decided (that's Trump and Co) that banning travel between states is a no no.
And why is it Trump has two top people in his Virus Team who are stone ass Hillary/Obama operatives?
Does he have something on them to keep them in line?
So far they're not too bad. I personally don't see how we come up with 200,000 dead tho.
So far the mortality rate is under .2 per cent.
The other countries with higher rates have special circumstances which increased the rate.
Posted by: jakee308 at April 01, 2020 07:27 PM (36Kiw)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 07:27 PM (2DOZq)
an expert in medicine and disease, and BECAUSE of that he believes that
these issues are more important than ANY OTHER ISSUE in the world. He
would think this is more important than nuclear war, it's his nature, he
can't help himself because he's an expert.
So, it's who he is, of course he is going to say that. Listen to
his advice, but only take it in the specific field that he's good at.
He's not a decision maker.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 07:25 PM (V2Yro)
I believe Churchill stated that experts should be on tap, but never on top.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 07:27 PM (s6M7E)
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 07:27 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:27 PM (7juvc)
I did notice that John Roberts was asking fair questions, except for one time and the President called him out on it. In fact, Roberts got the largest percentage of questions.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at April 01, 2020 07:27 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 07:27 PM (FIYRT)
Posted by: Skip
Suspect a few commenters have begun to hole out on us.
Posted by: Rex B at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (dKIYW)
We are TaylorMade to make golf puns.
Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 07:27 PM (aiWhJ)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:27 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 07:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
So the six passengers currently occupying America's airports don't know what they're missing.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 07:28 PM (Gsi5v)
And why is it Trump has two top people in his Virus Team who are stone ass Hillary/Obama operatives?
Does he have something on them to keep them in line?
So far they're not too bad. I personally don't see how we come up with 200,000 dead tho.
So far the mortality rate is under .2 per cent.
The other countries with higher rates have special circumstances which increased the rate.
Posted by: jakee308 at April 01
meh,
1. Constution
2. guys from NY and NJ own stuff there
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 07:28 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 07:28 PM (aiWhJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 07:04 PM (II2Y0) "
That might be okay for a car - for an anchor I want a 40 inch length of 1" schedule 80 pipe.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 07:29 PM (cqteU)
He don't look too surprised. Wonder why?
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at April 01, 2020 07:29 PM (3H9h1)
I read it on the internet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 07:11 PM (CDGwz)
Amateurs.
Posted by: dolphins at April 01, 2020 07:29 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Your News Media at April 01, 2020 07:29 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2020 07:29 PM (M+Lyo)
On Tuesday, Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Mark Milley warned Mexican drug cartels that are trying to ramp up drug trafficking into the U.S. as the country deals with a pandemic that the U.S. military will defend the country “regardless of the cost.”
https://tinyurl.com/tsa48tz
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 07:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:23 PM (7juvc)
Gloryholes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 07:30 PM (uUggv)
The other countries with higher rates have special circumstances which increased the rate.
Posted by: jakee308 at April 01
Are you sure? I heard those stanford guys claimed it was 0.01%.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 07:30 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Skip
Suspect a few commenters have begun to hole out on us.
Posted by: Rex B at April 01, 2020 07:21 PM (dKIYW)
We are TaylorMade to make golf puns.
Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 07:2
Come on don't have a stroke
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2020 07:30 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:30 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2020 07:30 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 07:30 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Pazuzu at April 01, 2020 07:30 PM (3Sp6m)
Posted by: Fat and Naked on an Ottoman at April 01, 2020 07:31 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 07:31 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at April 01, 2020 07:31 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 07:31 PM (Gsi5v)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 07:32 PM (2DOZq)
otters are sweet and cuddly. and they hold hands while they sleep.
Posted by: nurse ratched
During mating season the male will bite the female on the nose and muzzle.
Posted by: YIKES! at April 01, 2020 07:32 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 07:32 PM (ykYG2)
Die, Die horribly in a fire google.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:32 PM (8B6Ng)
Biden 48
Trump 45
Posted by: Pazuzu at April 01, 2020 07:30 PM (3Sp6m)
Selzer, LOL.
Is his first name Alka ?
Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2020 07:33 PM (aiWhJ)
Okra is the food of the gods. I've turned Miley into an Okra fan. She even likes it boiled, now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 07:33 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: YIKES! at April 01, 2020 07:32 PM (t6XCL)
Well, if she's into it...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 07:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 07:33 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Bruce at April 01, 2020 07:33 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: File powder at April 01, 2020 07:33 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 07:33 PM (90T4r)
I see cnn mostly boycotted it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 07:33 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: SUG at April 01, 2020 07:33 PM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 07:34 PM (ykYG2)
President Trump gets into a spat with Fox News' @johnrobertsFox:
"What are you working for CNN?"
Video: https://tinyurl.com/wqmnb66
Roberts was the worse I've ever seen him today at the presser. His questions and his tone. Trying to impress his ABC reporter wife I guess.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 07:34 PM (cF8AT)
That might be okay for a car - for an anchor I want a 40 inch length of 1" schedule 80 pipe.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 07:29 PM
car antennae from a 1968 Chrysler Imperial
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2020 07:34 PM (cuot+)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 07:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 07:34 PM (Gsi5v)
Posted by: YIKES! at April 01, 2020 07:32 PM (t6XCL)
Well, if she's into it...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 07:33 PM (NWiLs)
I never had much luck with doing that.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 07:35 PM (90T4r)
I am sorry I did not mean to impugn any of you. I'm talking about the asshats who knew they were sick and flew to their beach houses or ski lodges and went to the local doc presenting with Wuhan. the ones who flew out in their private places as soon as the shit hit the fan.
This is what I'm thinking - the healthy-person quarantine - of EVERYONE outside of NYC - is bad. it's not necessary.
that is really my problem
you CAN'T be stopping people from moving around I guess? which means, essentially, endless locking in of healthy people in the entire country
we've been locked up a long time here, and it looks like we'll never be allowed to work and go to school again. WE didn't get to have St Patricks Day, or anything. not for a while.
it does get tiring to see that New York basically runs the country i guess. they are Important. everyone else is just nobody.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 07:35 PM (j9HX3)
Even the most severe flu season never had a lockdown to stop it like this one.
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:35 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 07:35 PM (2DOZq)
Since, they sez.
Since.
Posted by: EXTERMINATE!!! at April 01, 2020 07:35 PM (hbrUW)
Posted by: Bruce at April 01, 2020 07:35 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 07:35 PM (8B6Ng)
At this point, most all of the CNN faces are out and out Chinese sympathizers. They actively undermine the US President's positions and words with phrases that are generated from, and nearly identical to, the Chinese Communist party.
This is not an exaggeration.
But they still get paid like the rich American traitors they are.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 07:35 PM (sy5kK)
Interesting that it happened on the same day Trump publicly informed Iran that he knew about upcoming plans to attack US soldiers, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 07:35 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2020 07:36 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 07:36 PM (l6b3d)
Even the most severe flu season never had a lockdown to stop it like this one.
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 07:35 PM (ZCEU2)
Keep talkin'. If the lockdowns have any positive effect, we can hope it will end up being less than that.
I think we can cap it around 10-20k, which is what the doomcasters were sayind we could get to if we shut everything down for a bit.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 07:37 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Cute and cuddly, boys...cute and cuddly...
Posted by: Surprise anal otters at April 01, 2020 07:37 PM (rBtIz)
Here's some fake news bullshit being spread on facebook:
The fact this economy can't survive if we shut down proves capitalism doesn't work.
*If you engage them on this and validate by arguing with them, you're as dumb as the Left thinks you are.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:37 PM (/46dB)
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 07:39 PM (XhWtx)
questions and his tone. Trying to impress his ABC reporter wife I
guess.
He deserved it from Trump. I think he's had just about enough bs from the press.
Posted by: dartist at April 01, 2020 07:40 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: SUG at April 01, 2020 07:42 PM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2020 07:42 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: SUG at April 01, 2020 07:43 PM (dMrJJ)
Kid grew up fine anyway.
Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2020 07:44 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: SUG at April 01, 2020 07:47 PM (dMrJJ)
The fact this economy can't survive if we shut down proves capitalism doesn't work.
*If you engage them on this and validate by arguing with them, you're as dumb as the Left thinks you are.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 07:37 PM
I "muted" my SIL for 30 days because she dared anyone to "Tell me now you're voting for 45 so I can block your ass." She's still reposting stories from MoveOn.org and OccupyDemocrats.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 01, 2020 07:49 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: m at April 01, 2020 07:23 PM (7juvc)
Gloryholes"
Glory hole-in-one you mean.
Posted by: hobbes at April 01, 2020 07:51 PM (sfR2q)
Posted by: Eromero
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Studies have shown that slug slime and stewed okra are chemically similar.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 07:56 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Dansgirls at April 01, 2020 08:47 PM (V25ON)
Some of the greatest phrases ever written come from this website.
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