Red China Now Pushing Propaganda Videos of "American" "Journalists" Parroting the Very Propaganda Red China Fed to Them in the First Place

Red China gives its orders to its corporate partners in America to claim that any criticism of China is "racist."

"American" "journalists" dutifully repeat their scripted propaganda lines.

Then Red China puts together a supercut of "American" "journalists" pushing Red Chinese propaganda, as proof that the propaganda is accurate.

Investigate now.

The Global Times is Chinese state media, the Washington Examiner says.

The Global Times, a state-run Chinese tabloid, released a video recently highlighting various U.S. media personalities and Democratic leaders, who have pushed the Beijing-approved talking point that it is racist to refer to the virus by its country or city of origin.
The video features CNN's Chris Cuomo and NBC News’s Richard Engel. The Chinese-produced propaganda also cites failed two-time presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio.

Engel said earlier this month in one of the dumber soliloquies ever to grace television screens, "It is easy to scapegoat people, and that is what has always happened when there have been pandemics or epidemics. This is a virus that came from the territory of China but came from bats. This is a bat virus, not a China virus."
The Chinese propaganda video also features [Hillary] Clinton's tweet wherein she wrote, "The president is turning to racist rhetoric to distract from his failures to take the coronavirus seriously early on, make tests widely available, and adequately prepare the country for a period of crisis."
She adds, "Don't fall for it. Don't let your friends and family fall for it."

Say, does anyone remember that in 1996, the Red Chinese government illegally donated to the Clinton campaign and the Clinton campaign pretended it really thought that hundreds of thousands of dollars were coming from vow-of-poverty Chinese nuns?

The Clintons' cash-money partnership with Red China goes back decades.

Here's their propaganda reel, featuring their Partners in Propaganda reciting the propaganda script.

The US President’s rhetoric in using “Chinese virus” to describe #COVID19, has sparked fierce public criticism from all walks of life in the US. pic.twitter.com/RMljngN7P3
— Global Times (@globaltimesnews) March 23, 2020

"All walks of life." All the way from the Democrat Media Complex to Democrat Political Class.

Posted by: Ace at 02:26 PM

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 02:26 PM (UWqZJ)

2

I'll bet Putin is sorry he can't use the racism charge!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2020 02:27 PM (aKsyK)

3 China is Asshoe.

Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 02:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

4 It's OK to be racist

Posted by: steve coof at April 01, 2020 02:27 PM (c2MoW)

5 2nd

Posted by: Mishdog at April 01, 2020 02:27 PM (2dsVV)

6 Every single one of these people should lose thier jobs and be forced to move to China.

Posted by: Mr. Scottt (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2020 02:27 PM (JUOKG)

7 I despise them from the core of my being.

Posted by: KUNG FLU at April 01, 2020 02:28 PM (J70i0)

8 CCP talking? You're hearing lies.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at April 01, 2020 02:28 PM (kp35W)

9 I'll bet Putin is sorry he can't use the racism charge!

Pish. Russians don't count as white.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2020 02:28 PM (gd9RK)

10 TP hoarders better not call my bluff!

Posted by: Barr at April 01, 2020 02:29 PM (odrqb)

11 Chinese state media really can't be blamed for pushing the party line.

Now, Bloomberg- God, what an asshole. The damage his ChiCom loving company had done makes me think of the words of the wise Chinese philosopher Dong Zhou: "Imma torture this midget fucking eunuch to death now."

Posted by: trev006 at April 01, 2020 02:29 PM (0HpOW)

12 From "all walks of life" indeed!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2020 02:29 PM (aKsyK)

13 These useful idiots are make the old cold war useful idiots look like Einstein.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at April 01, 2020 02:29 PM (Ak/GS)

14 China is asshoe

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with MOAR TP) at April 01, 2020 02:30 PM (N3El/)

15 A major problem with the ad is that it is ....really boring and badly made.

That aside, I'm gonna go find some Canadians to beat up because of Powassan Fever.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 01, 2020 02:30 PM (CPk08)

16 Hitting us with a bioweapon is an act of war, right?

So if you are taking money from China to broadcast their propaganda that would meet this definition wouldn't it?

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 02:30 PM (WdocV)

17 meep motherfuckers, MEEP

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 02:30 PM (d7Ww2)

18 Nobody gives a darn about calling it "Chinese" except progagandists and those in their pocket and the SJW idiots and people who hate Trump. China has killed millions of its own people. As for the snowflakes, I don't care whether their little feelings are hurt or not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 02:30 PM (WI7YS)

19
Started following all this in January after seeing chinese videos of the plague. Read Global Times comments. They are disgusting liars.

Posted by: MHK at April 01, 2020 02:30 PM (iQIUe)

20 "All walks of life" = Twitter-dwelling "journalists"

Posted by: pookysgirl, chief validator at April 01, 2020 02:30 PM (XKZwp)

21 I'll bet that Fusion GPS is getting a cut selling these "news" stories to both parties in both directions.

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 02:31 PM (W8FGt)

22 You sashimi play the fish sticks

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2020 02:31 PM (M+Lyo)

23 This is a virus that came from the territory of China but came from bats. This is a bat virus, not a China virus."
=====

The fuck it's not a China virus.

China is a geographical location. Pure and simple. That's where the bats were and that's where the illness started.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 01, 2020 02:31 PM (5HqvT)

24 You comprain about China fo howah. You go now.

Posted by: Led China at April 01, 2020 02:31 PM (DMUuz)

25 Communist never ever ever lie. Just ask any kid with dead che shirt!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2020 02:31 PM (JFO2v)

26 Evidence for the coming trials.

Posted by: iandeal at April 01, 2020 02:31 PM (vgGyZ)

27 >>>12 From "all walks of life" indeed!

I just noticed that and commetned on it.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 02:31 PM (PbpT7)

28 Wait, I have seen this dance before.

Steele passes his "dossier" to the FBI.
He also passes it to a "friend" in the media
The friend publishes parts of the dossier
The FBI uses the friends reporting to substantiate the dossier.

It is almost as if this is a well worn tactic of out media.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 02:31 PM (dNzKv)

29 If we could investigate and prosecute "payola" in which music promoters bribed old-time DJs to play certain records, we should certainly be able to investigate RedChina's pay-for-propaganda deal with the modern media, and lock the guilty parties up whenever possible.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 01, 2020 02:32 PM (umBCo)

30 China is Asshoe.
Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 02:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

China is asshoe
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with MOAR TP) at April 01, 2020 02:30 PM (N3El/)

To repeat: China is asshoe.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 02:32 PM (aS1PU)

31 I remember Pat Buchanan's campaign ads. Lol

Posted by: MHK at April 01, 2020 02:32 PM (iQIUe)

32 Everybody remain clam.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2020 02:32 PM (M+Lyo)

33 2

I'll bet Putin is sorry he can't use the racism charge!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2020 02:27 PM (aKsyK)

_________

It's not too late to self-identify as a Black Russian.

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 02:33 PM (W8FGt)

34 23 This is a virus that came from the territory of China but came from bats. This is a bat virus, not a China virus."
=====

The fuck it's not a China virus.

China is a geographical location. Pure and simple. That's where the bats were and that's where the illness started.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 01, 2020 02:31 PM (5HqvT)

==========

"Bat virus"?

How speciesist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 02:33 PM (UWqZJ)

35 >>>21 I'll bet that Fusion GPS is getting a cut selling these "news" stories to both parties in both directions.

i wouldn't bet against you, but China is paying SO MANY "AMERICAN" interests and lobbying groups that it's possible they're not part of this one. Not that they'd turn it down -- I'm just saying, Koch, AEI, CEI, Cato, US Chamber of Commerce, etc. -- as well as "journalists" paid by those groups -- as well as opinion magazines funded by those groups -- all know the line their Chinese Masters want peddled.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 02:33 PM (PbpT7)

36 Hey, I just realised. It used to be that when there was some disaster in Spai or Haiti, this same group of jackasses would all post "We're all spain now." etc.

Hey, losers. You're all ME now. LOL.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 01, 2020 02:33 PM (CPk08)

37 NYT accidently tell the truth

Aug. 27, 2018

For over a year, the Chinese government has withheld lab samples of a rapidly evolving influenza virus from the United States specimens needed to develop vaccines and treatments, according to federal health officials.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2020 02:34 PM (JFO2v)

38 Join us next week.... Same bat time, same bat virus.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 01, 2020 02:34 PM (5HqvT)

39 >>>30 China is Asshoe.
Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 02:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

China is asshoe
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with MOAR TP) at April 01, 2020 02:30 PM (N3El/)

To repeat: China is asshoe.
Posted by: DR.WTF

Fact Check:

Status: Asshoe

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 02:34 PM (PbpT7)

40 This is a virus that came from the territory of China but came from bats.

-------------

Allegedly

Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 02:34 PM (sX1BW)

41 I guess it's a conspiracy to believe communist sympathizing liberal media apparatchiks with the added benefit of payola would parrot these talking points .

Posted by: Blago at April 01, 2020 02:34 PM (sjTfF)

42 China is clearly a problem.

But our domestic enemies aka Dem-media complex is by far a bigger threat.

Posted by: National Divorce at April 01, 2020 02:34 PM (odrqb)

43 Hey, losers. You're all ME now. LOL.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In

He's right, you know.

Posted by: Asshole Morgan Freeman at April 01, 2020 02:35 PM (Qf83p)

44 Too late to rescind phase 1 trade deal?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 02:35 PM (dNzKv)

45 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

46 "No controlling legal authority"

Al Gore, 1996

Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2020 02:36 PM (mrrpT)

47 28--By now that tactic is as well-worn as a 1916 quarter!!
If we can hang a few FBI guys/gals for capital offenses, it will dissuade them for the future.
I can dream, can't I?

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 01, 2020 02:36 PM (umBCo)

48 Follow. The. Money.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Willowed from the last post:

455 Ok....I watched the 60 Minutes thing (AUSTRALIA!!!!) and there's really good, damning information in it.

However, the Trump bashing is disgusting. Did he say it was contained? Yes. Was it? No. Did he have ANY FUCKING IDEA on January 20th that China was lying it's ass off and NOT telling ANYONE that this thing was faster in the 1/4 mile than a Dodge HellCat? FUCK no.

To lay this thing at the feet of Trump as #2 culpable, is poor, poor reporting.

That NYC cuunt should be ASHAMED of herself for spreading that kind of propaganda.
Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

50 If we look at the virus on a molecular level and determine it was bioengineered in in that Wuhan lab, that gives us permission to nuke Beijing, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 02:37 PM (dNzKv)

51 Theory:

China HAD to lie about how infectious Covid19 is in order to ensure that it spread worldwide.

This allowed them to NOT have 95% of all the cases and tell the world the lie that it did not begin there.

Bonus: economic damage not focused exclusively on them.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2020 02:37 PM (NhgkA)

52 They learned this from the CIA, so ....

Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2020 02:37 PM (ZfRYq)

53 Public Service Announcement:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

54 41 I guess it's a conspiracy to believe communist sympathizing liberal media apparatchiks with the added benefit of payola would parrot these talking points .
Posted by: Blago at April 01, 2020 02:34 PM (sjTfF)

Our media isn't paid by China; it's even worse. They're just marks.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 02:37 PM (IB++I)

55 TP hoarders better not call my bluff!

Posted by: Barr at April 01, 2020 02:29 PM

TP hoarders around here had their bluff called. They have been trying to return the stuff to the store for a refund.

Now every single store including all three dollar stores have signs up saying absolutely zero refunds on paper products.

Posted by: Mr. Scottt (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2020 02:37 PM (JUOKG)

56 Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 01, 2020 02:36 PM (umBCo)

Nice nic. Double badass.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 02:38 PM (aS1PU)

57 China has two big problems - "Useless Eaters" (the elderly and sick, every Socialist government winds up with this problem) and too many men.

And they just happen to produce and then not control a virus that targets those two groups. Oopsie!!

Posted by: 29Victor at April 01, 2020 02:38 PM (BJKQV)

58 50
If we look at the virus on a molecular level and determine it was
bioengineered in in that Wuhan lab, that gives us permission to nuke
Beijing, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 02:37 PM
Yeah, so far data indicates it's natural.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 01, 2020 02:38 PM (CPk08)

59 China is Asshoe.
Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 02:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

China is asshoe
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with MOAR TP) at April 01, 2020 02:30 PM (N3El/)

To repeat: China is asshoe.
Posted by: DR.WTF

China is asshoe.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 01, 2020 02:38 PM (W2taJ)

60 Democrats live and breathe abortion rights and the selling of parts of fetuses. The Red Chinese cut out the organs of living minorities for sale to the highest bidder. Both of these groups seem to do this without wounding their conscience one iota. Please note this and understand how they view the value of your life no matter how nicely they talk or how they say they are working in the interest of the common man.

Posted by: Dave Diefenderfer at April 01, 2020 02:38 PM (P5fqQ)

61 In fact, if I run into people who insist it's racist to call it "Chinese virus" (I haven't met them yet personally) I'll make a point of calling it that instead of coronavirus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 02:38 PM (WI7YS)

62 If we look at the virus on a molecular level and determine it was bioengineered in in that Wuhan lab, that gives us permission to nuke Beijing, right?

-----------------

Not permission, but a duty.

Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 02:38 PM (sX1BW)

63 Doesn't matter what the news is, the American Media will use it to push an anti-American line.

Unless the currently spotlit pol is a Democrat. Even then, it'll be "despite America, Senator Wonderful (D) was able..."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2020 02:39 PM (E+OcO)

64 I wonder if the UK could be persuading in helping us liberate Hong Kong from the ChiComs who have clearly violated the terms of the handover agreement.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 01, 2020 02:39 PM (l8gTz)

65 Yeah, so far data indicates it's natural.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 01, 2020 02:38 PM (CPk0

Was found in carp in the area at least 10 years ago if not more. This is not a feat of Chinese cunning, but a grand scale f--kup that proves that there will never be a Chinese Century.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 02:39 PM (IB++I)

66 When the "gamut" of people upset with Trump for saying Chinese virus, runs from Communist Party leaders to journalists and then all the way to Hillary Clinton, that's not much of a gamut.

Posted by: Ted K. at April 01, 2020 02:39 PM (xPYsj)

67 I call it wuflu or Wuhan coronavirus, it's a statement of fact

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2020 02:39 PM (ONvIw)

68 Now every single store including all three dollar stores have signs up saying absolutely zero refunds on paper products.

Posted by: Mr. Scottt (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2020 02:37 PM (JUOKG)

Hahaaaaaaa. Amount spent on extortion rate TP: zero. That's why you buy the stuff early from Costco.

Posted by: trev006 at April 01, 2020 02:39 PM (0HpOW)

69 50 If we look at the virus on a molecular level and determine it was bioengineered in in that Wuhan lab, that gives us permission to nuke Beijing, right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 02:37 PM (dNzKv)

I don't know anywhere near enough about this subject, but is it even possible to determine that it was man made and not a natural mutation?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 01, 2020 02:39 PM (1dJNh)

70 Another new SUBJECT, I'm hungry like lion for new one in won howah..go fetch 0ne now.
No wont flies wit dat.

wet BAR mush betta saki saki U long time. U al look like.

Posted by: saf at April 01, 2020 02:40 PM (5IHGB)

71 Has anyone checked in with any of Thomas Friedman's cab drivers lately to gain some insight into the superiority of the Chinese government?

Posted by: Furious George at April 01, 2020 02:40 PM (9vQJW)

72 TP hoarders around here had their bluff called. They have been trying to return the stuff to the store for a refund.

Now every single store including all three dollar stores have signs up saying absolutely zero refunds on paper products.
Posted by: Mr. Scottt

Priceless.

Yeah. Rent is due and the landlord won't accept toilet paper.

LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 02:40 PM (W2taJ)

73 Xi doubled the Democrat's estates in Macau. The Media turned ... for much less.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 01, 2020 02:40 PM (rkCLP)

74 I am sure both Clintons cherish and hold dear to their hearts the 'Order of November First' award they received from the Chicoms for 'protecting the sovereignty, security and deveopment interests of the Chinese Peoples.'
And the money. Especially the money.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 01, 2020 02:40 PM (e1mEI)

75 I had great hopes for our engaging with Russia and China after the collapse of the Soviet Union, and the earlier death of Mao.

Maybe we could have succeeded if different people had been elected?

Time to go back to the old ways. Treat China and Russia as dangerous opponents again.

Posted by: rd at April 01, 2020 02:40 PM (+0uDE)

76 >>>59 China is Asshoe.
Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 02:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

China is asshoe
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with MOAR TP) at April 01, 2020 02:30 PM (N3El/)

To repeat: China is asshoe.
Posted by: DR.WTF

China is asshoe.
Posted by: Amy Schumer

...

Amy Schumer's twitter joke is rated 99% FRESH!!!

Posted by: Rotten Tomato SJW Zombies at April 01, 2020 02:40 PM (PbpT7)

77 THIS is why Trump and Pompeo insist on calling it the Chinese Virus.

They only started that after China's propagandists started saying it was US military personnel in China who started this pandemic.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 02:40 PM (bDqIh)

78 I don't know anywhere near enough about this subject, but is it even possible to determine that it was man made and not a natural mutation?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 01, 2020 02:39 PM (1dJNh)

The only way to be sure is to either
1. Show within reason that there aren't any natural examples of the virus or
2. Show that the type of virus itself is a novel type

The best evidence however is the design documents and records of engineering...

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 02:41 PM (IB++I)

79 Lots of asshoes on Instagram...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

80 69
I don't know anywhere near enough about this subject, but is it even
possible to determine that it was man made and not a natural mutation?

sure. just look for the copyright notice.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 01, 2020 02:41 PM (kf5Ci)

81 I'll bet Putin is sorry he can't use the racism charge!

Pish. Russians don't count as white.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2020 02:28 PM (gd9RK)

So what's my bartender been making then...

*looks in glass suspiciously*

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2020 02:42 PM (8D42x)

82 The question is how compelling is the evidence that China, in an effort to develop a bioweapon, altered a bat virus so it was transmissible to humans.

In other words, did China fuck the world accidentally, or on purpose?

The fact that China fucked the world is not at issue.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 01, 2020 02:42 PM (sWM8x)

83 Now, Bloomberg- God, what an asshole. The damage his
ChiCom loving company had done makes me think of the words of the wise
Chinese philosopher Dong Zhou: "Imma torture this midget fucking eunuch
to death now."

Posted by: trev006 at April 01, 2020 02:29 PM (0HpOW)

_________

More wisdom from Dong Zhou: "Ancient ancestor once say, 'Words cannot cook bats.'"

"#1 son say, 'Never refer to son as Junior Dong in public.'"

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 02:42 PM (W8FGt)

84 I'll bet Putin is sorry he can't use the racism charge!

Pish. Russians don't count as white.

"Russian" isn't a race. They're barely even people.

(That's my favorite "dunk on group X" joke, by the way. Better than "How many (disfavored group) does it take ti change a light bulb?," though some of those are fun, especially "social worker.")

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 01, 2020 02:42 PM (l8gTz)

85 59 China is Asshoe.
Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 02:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

China is asshoe
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-now with MOAR TP) at April 01, 2020 02:30 PM (N3El/)

To repeat: China is asshoe.
Posted by: DR.WTF

China is asshoe.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 01, 2020 02:38 PM (W2taJ)

---

China is asshoe
China is asshoe

Posted by: Jimmy Twotimes at April 01, 2020 02:42 PM (NhgkA)

86 I don't know anywhere near enough about this subject, but is it even possible to determine that it was man made and not a natural mutation?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 01, 2020 02:39 PM (1dJNh)

Yes. And if it is, our government knows it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 02:42 PM (dNzKv)

87 Too late to rescind phase 1 trade deal?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 02:35 PM (dNzKv)

The problem is our betters decided shipping everything to China was just brilliant because they made tons of money. Now we have to step gingerly as we try to bring stuff back.

Posted by: WOPR at April 01, 2020 02:43 PM (J70i0)

88 It's becoming more and more of a necessity: #IgnoreMediaMorons.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 02:43 PM (Eicbe)

89 I don't know anywhere near enough about this
subject, but is it even possible to determine that it was man made and
not a natural mutation?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 01, 2020 02:39 PM (1dJNh)
There's no (in theory) infallible way, but yeah, you could. I mean, if you saw sequences that had t come from somewhere else, or important novel differences had specific sequences indicating the use of a specific splicing tool, stuff like that. Or if you couldn't find a reasonable wild relative or wild reservoir.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 01, 2020 02:43 PM (CPk08)

90 79 Lots of asshoes on Instagram...
Posted by: Insomniac

wait, you're on Instagram?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 02:43 PM (d7Ww2)

91 Oh, and the idiots at Reason were lamenting that we aren't importing Chinese masks.

Posted by: WOPR at April 01, 2020 02:43 PM (J70i0)

92
*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:43 PM (a5D9R)

93 Useful idiots and tools

Posted by: Mattski at April 01, 2020 02:43 PM (a6XUy)

94 I consider myself pretty much a "live and let live" guy when it comes to foreign cultures (I live in a meatpacking town. What choice do I have?), but when your backwards, third world practices have started multiple pandemics, it's not racist for me to call that out. It's suicidal for me NOT to call it out.

Posted by: Ted K. at April 01, 2020 02:44 PM (xPYsj)

95 Our media, rope, lamp posts. Some assembly required... all of them. There isn't 5% of the "media" that are not traitorous monsters.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 01, 2020 02:44 PM (pw+jk)

96 What's a guy gotta do to get a "Nood!" around here, huh?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2020 02:44 PM (dfRN6)

97 LOL!!!!!

Rush says E.D. medication is showing to be effective against China LungFuck virus.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

98 Isn't that the same thing as Ben Rhoades "echo chamber" which helped to pass the fabulous Iran Deal? Not sure if the Chi-coms started it or the Dems-but I digress...

Posted by: pahound at April 01, 2020 02:44 PM (TaGek)

99 Richard Engel is asshoe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 02:44 PM (KxVoZ)

100 I mean, we know the CIA didn't design it, because it works. But in theory, someone competent could.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 01, 2020 02:44 PM (CPk08)

101 90 79 Lots of asshoes on Instagram...
Posted by: Insomniac

wait, you're on Instagram?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 02:43 PM (d7Ww2)

Well, I mean, so I heard. From a friend.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

102 Haven't read through the comments but just want to add, China is asshoe

Posted by: mugiwara at April 01, 2020 02:45 PM (W7ffl)

103 96 What's a guy gotta do to get a "Nood!" around here, huh?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2020 02:44 PM (dfRN6)

We can tell you, but you really won't like it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 02:45 PM (NWiLs)

104 I have to hope that as millions of Americans sit at home, some newly unemployed, they have ample time to watch what's going on.

We were already tired of the "that's raaacist" shtick in response to everything, and now we see the same leaders who were calling us racists in late Jan/early February for not eating out at a Chinese restaurant are screaming that Trump knew and did nothing!!

F%$# all y'all. Red-pill time.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 02:45 PM (bDqIh)

105 Same strategy DNC and IC used in selling Trump-is-Russian-spy to FISA courts. Leak to media, get media to write stories, use stories as support for wiretap warrants.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 01, 2020 02:45 PM (H8QX8)

106 Has the China is Asshoe guy been granted citizenship and brought to the US yet? Or, did China do it's thing and kill him?

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

107 I hated Obama with an unrivaled passion but I still wouldn't have pushed the communist China propaganda just to hurt him politically.

Selling out your country to the commies to own conservatives is pretty fucking dumb.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 02:45 PM (ZLI7S)

108 Commie Propaganda pure and simple...

Posted by: Archie Bunker at April 01, 2020 02:45 PM (p5zwj)

109 Felonia saying "don't fall for it" makes me LOL.

Make sure there's a handy bollard nearby!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 02:45 PM (KxVoZ)

110 96 What's a guy gotta do to get a "Nood!" around here, huh?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2020 02:44 PM (dfRN6)

Refer to the Art Thread

Posted by: CN at April 01, 2020 02:46 PM (ONvIw)

111 In other words, did China fuck the world accidentally, or on purpose?

The fact that China fucked the world is not at issue.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 01, 2020 02:42 PM (sWM8x)

My bet is accident. Then they attempted a cover-up. That failed so they've decided infecting everyone and blaming the US is a plan.

Posted by: WOPR at April 01, 2020 02:46 PM (J70i0)

112 89...Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 01, 2020 02:43 PM (CPk0

Thanks, that all makes sense to me.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 01, 2020 02:46 PM (1dJNh)

113 >>What's a guy gotta do to get a "Nood!" around here, huh?

First, you buy a soft ottoman. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 02:46 PM (bDqIh)

114
Posted by: Insomniac

----

So.

Whats the new gig??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 02:46 PM (nw6Hr)

115 More wisdom from Dong Zhou: "Ancient ancestor once say, 'Words cannot cook bats.'"

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 02:42 PM (W8FGt)

Yet more Big Wisdom from the Dong: "You like eating bats, I like baseball. Our interests meet."

Posted by: trev006 at April 01, 2020 02:46 PM (0HpOW)

116 23 This is a virus that came from the territory of China but came from bats. This is a bat virus, not a China virus."
=====

The fuck it's not a China virus.

China is a geographical location. Pure and simple. That's where the bats were and that's where the illness started.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 01, 2020 02:31 PM (5HqvT)

Never be ashamed of who you are and your homeland, China bat. Embrace who you are.

Posted by: Myotis sodalis. Indiana Bat and proud of it at April 01, 2020 02:47 PM (Vy7tf)

117 It probably should be pointed out that the term, and basic idea of, "political correctness" was invented in the hive mind of Mao's revolution.

Posted by: Methos at April 01, 2020 02:47 PM (kOpft)

118 https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/ 1255803/comet-atlas-sighting-telescope- space-astronomy-news-moon

Should be as bright as the moon they say. Please don't be Nibiru.... if it is, everything going on now would make sense.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:47 PM (a5D9R)

119 Just, China is Asshoe..

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 02:47 PM (90T4r)

120 We can tell you, but you really won't like it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 02:45 PM (NWiLs)
==========

Story of my life.

*Sheds single tear. Wanders off toward sunset."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2020 02:47 PM (dfRN6)

121 Asians get rejected by Harvard --> ASIANS COUNT AS WHITE PEOPLE

Virus comes from China --> ASIANS ARE AN OPPRESSED MINORITY

Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2020 02:47 PM (N9G0H)

122 114
Posted by: Insomniac

----

So.

Whats the new gig??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 02:46 PM (nw6Hr)

Instagram influencer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

123 Selling out your country to the commies to own conservatives is pretty fucking dumb.

-----

You misspelled "evil".

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 02:47 PM (nw6Hr)

124 This seems to be the story Sponge says Rush is reporting, but be aware, it's April Fools Day.

https://bgr.com/2020/04/01/coronavirus-cure-erectile-

dysfunction-drug-aviptadil-used-in-trial/

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 02:48 PM (PbpT7)

125 THIS IS VIRUS. YOU GO NOW.

Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2020 02:48 PM (N9G0H)

126 I want China bankrupted.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 02:48 PM (zr5Kq)

127 122

So.

Whats the new gig??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 02:46 PM (nw6Hr)

Instagram influencer.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

Is that like Professional Gadfly??

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 02:48 PM (90T4r)

128 ED drugs

Past studies have suggested Viagra and other PDE5 inhibitors may have benefits for heart failure by decreasing pulmonary artery resistance and providing cardio-protective effects

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2020 02:48 PM (JFO2v)

129 113 >>What's a guy gotta do to get a "Nood!" around here, huh?

First, you buy a soft ottoman. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 02:46 PM (bDqIh)

=====

Man, I took one glance at that and actually went off and did some real work!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2020 02:48 PM (dfRN6)

130 Well obviously the Chinese regime is a criminal enterprise that's a menace to its own people and the world, but since this whole virus thing is no big deal, why all the fuss over the propaganda aspects?

Anyway, in other newz, exciting festivities in Iran, as a prison in the ethnically Arab region experiences a major prisoner riot.

And Two Scoops just warned the mullahs about launching their planned attacks on US forces in Iraq using their Iraqi proxy "militias" (one in particular).

Twitter - stupid window into the stupidity and ignorance of many, and also historically unique mechanism for a superpower to directly threaten an adversary. But not a floor wax.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 02:49 PM (El6T/)

131 China is asshoe

I'm surprised Amazon has not removed this:

https://amzn.to/3dQaDki

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at April 01, 2020 02:49 PM (alrWI)

132
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to
spit upon his hand, hoist the black flag, and begin
slitting throats.

Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 02:49 PM (WX+x0)

133 The Atlas Comet cloud is half the size of the sun. Guys I'm beginning to believe this is Planet X. We have a month or 2 to find out.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:49 PM (a5D9R)

134
Was found in carp in the area at least 10 years ago if not more. This is not a feat of Chinese cunning, but a grand scale f--kup that proves that there will never be a Chinese Century.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 02:39 PM (IB++I)

Carp eat bats?!!?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 01, 2020 02:49 PM (e1mEI)

135 I really really REALLY want there to be an investigation into FARA violations by these people. The boards and executive ranks of the media enterprises and probably a fair few of the on-air talent are clearly agents for China and I doubt any of them have registered as such.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 02:49 PM (Q8c/L)

136
Every normal man must be tempted at times, to
spit upon his hand, hoist the black flag, and begin
slitting throats.

-----

Hmmm.

That *kinda* rings a bell.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 02:49 PM (nw6Hr)

137 So.

Whats the new gig??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 02:46 PM (nw6Hr)

Instagram influencer.
Posted by: Insomniac

Don't be so modest.

He's a nude Instagram Influencer.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 02:50 PM (W2taJ)

138 "Collusion"

Posted by: somebody gotta say it at April 01, 2020 02:50 PM (W4zWD)

139 >>TP hoarders around here had their bluff called. They have been trying to return the stuff to the store for a refund.

Been a month since i saw a roll of TP or paper towels FS.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 02:50 PM (+lK3I)

140 The bats in China didn't create this virus. The Chinese scientists did.

They sold test animals in the wet market. They infected the masses and infected them. Not the bats.

This is the biggest ruse ever played on the world population.

And the US Media is EATING THAT SHIT UP.

Fredo, you and your cohorts should be FUCKING ASHAMED of yourselves.

I want to pray that I run across you, one day, holding a sign begging me for money, but don't what to distort my view of God that way. It won't happen.

I can go to bed at night KNOWING that you will be burning in Hell when it's all said and done. I can live with that, but do wish you would suffer in your human form for a while.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

141 Every normal man must be tempted at times, to
spit upon his hand, hoist the black flag, and begin
slitting throats.
Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 02:49 PM (WX+x0)

Once that seemed like fantasy rhetoric to me. Now...

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 01, 2020 02:50 PM (H8QX8)

142 Al Gore took a lot of that sweet "Buddhist monk" cash too. That was the "no controlling authority" meme already cited here. Probably cost him the 2000 race.

Gore has always been a gross greedy pig.

Hey, those chakras don't squirt themselves!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 02:50 PM (ykYG2)

143 Boner pills are the cure? Why am I not surprised when this happens.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:50 PM (a5D9R)

144 1.4 Billion Chinese. 55 million CCP members. They oughtta put them all against the wall.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (90T4r)

145 Every normal man must be tempted at times, to
spit upon his hand, hoist the black flag, and begin
slitting throats.

-----

Hmmm.

That *kinda* rings a bell.
Posted by: fixerupper

As the typewriter carriage reaches the end and you hit the return.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (W2taJ)

146 Twitter is Instagram for ugly people.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (PbpT7)

147 My bet is accident. Then they attempted a cover-up. That failed so they've decided infecting everyone and blaming the US is a plan.
Posted by: WOPR at April 01, 2020 02:46 PM (J70i0)
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That's my guess, too. I suspect they engineered the virus, then a lab worker was exposed to it and carried it to the outside.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (sWM8x)

148 So, wait a minute, are you guys saying China is asshoe? Well OK, the horde is never wrong!

Posted by: George Kaplan at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (v9DK0)

149 Whats the new gig??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 02:46 PM (nw6Hr)

Instagram influencer.
Posted by: Insomniac

Don't be so modest.

He's a nude Instagram Influencer.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 02:50 PM (W2taJ)

-------

Ya know..... all the hip trendy millennials are out and about posting "Show us your butthole!!!" on sochul media.

NOW I know where it came from....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (nw6Hr)

150 >>nstagram influencer.
Posted by: Insomniac

So you're going to be an Insta-whore?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (bDqIh)

151 Past studies have suggested Viagra and other PDE5 inhibitors may have benefits for heart failure by decreasing pulmonary artery resistance and providing cardio-protective effects
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2020 02:48 PM (JFO2v)

Viagra was originally developed for this, but is more widely marketed for its.... side effect.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (dNzKv)

152 Boner pills make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (a5D9R)

153 *why would Pix not like the word "carp" ?

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (zr5Kq)

154 China is asshoe

I'm surprised Amazon has not removed this:

https://amzn.to/3dQaDki
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at April 01, 2020 02:49 PM (alrWI)

They spelled it wrong.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

155 146 Twitter is Instagram for ugly people.
Posted by: ace

Corollary:

Instagram is Twitter for illiterates.

Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2020 02:52 PM (N9G0H)

156 5 years ago, cialis was used to maintain pressure in lungs after a pulmonary embolism. Kept the lungs inflated and kept clots from further clogging up the works.

Posted by: Euro at April 01, 2020 02:52 PM (btqC6)

157 1.4 Billion Chinese. 55 million CCP members. They oughtta put them all against the wall.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (90T4r)

Guess which group has the guns.

Posted by: Ted K. at April 01, 2020 02:52 PM (xPYsj)

158 >>Been a month since i saw a roll of TP or paper towels FS.

Are you using the sea shells?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 02:52 PM (ZLI7S)

159 Boner pills make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (a5D9R)

Show your work.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

160 What's a guy gotta do to get a "Nood!" around here, huh?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 01, 2020 02:44 PM (dfRN6)
--------

Scroll down a few threads on the homepage. Consider this a warning if you do, though.

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2020 02:52 PM (/669Q)

161 Boner pills are the cure? Why am I not surprised when this happens.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:50 PM (a5D9R

Don't tell the Chinese. Won't be a single Rhinoceros left on the planet.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 02:52 PM (CCNCh)

162 153 *why would Pix not like the word "carp" ?
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (zr5Kq)

Put a " diem" behind it, see if that works.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 02:52 PM (90T4r)

163 Not only did the Chinese hit us with a bio weapon, there is extensive evidence that they started buying up critical supplies the world over to hamper our response to the virus.

They need a severe beat down.

Posted by: Digging Deeper at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (FVrDO)

164 Don't be so modest.

He's a nude Instagram Influencer.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 02:50 PM (W2taJ)

On an ottoman.

With his back to the camera.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

165 That's my guess, too. I suspect they engineered the virus, then a lab worker was exposed to it and carried it to the outside.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (sWM8x)

How are those HK protests going?

What cost them more, protests spiraling out of control and losing the country, or killing a few hundred thousand?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (dNzKv)

166 >>>Instagram is Twitter for illiterates.

Twitter is also Twitter for illiterates.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)

167 152 Boner pills make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.
Posted by: it begins...

Whatever happened to "The brain is the most important sexual organ"?

Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (N9G0H)

168 Boner pills make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (a5D9R)

The ex used to split one in half and take it before we made the sign of the 2-humped whale.

She swore by it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (KxVoZ)

169 152 Boner pills make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (a5D9R)

not proven but tried

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (JFO2v)

170 Carpe diem !

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (zr5Kq)

171 Yes. And if it is, our government knows it.

Here's the thing that got me on the fence about how dangerous this virus really is.

The way that various government entities are acting are inconsistent with the "this is a big nothingburger and will fizzle out by mid-spring." (which is what the actual numbers we're seeing would indicate).
The government, including DJT, for reasons they aren't telling us, are all "this is the end of the world. Hide in your shelters"

There can be multiple reasons for that:
A) It actually *is* really bad. Really, really, bad. Way worse than we've been told, and they're trying not to panic everyone worse.

B) It's actually not so bad, but not great, but the government, seeing an opening to seize more power is taking it.

C) Everyone has gone totally nuts, and is being stupid.

I'm not sure which one to vote for at this point.

Posted by: Gman at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (GfWuY)

172 Ya know..... all the hip trendy millennials are out and about posting "Show us your butthole!!!" on sochul media.

NOW I know where it came from....
Posted by: fixerupper

$5 and I'll send you a nude selfie.
$25 and I won't.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (W2taJ)

173 >>Are you using the sea shells?

I'm a single guy. I don't go through much of that stuff.
But having the opportunity to buy a 4 pack once every other month is not asking a lot, is it?

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 02:54 PM (+lK3I)

174 They spelled it wrong.
Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, I think the they should have used the Horde style guide on it.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at April 01, 2020 02:54 PM (alrWI)

175 146 Twitter is Instagram for ugly people.
Posted by: ace

Corollary:

Instagram is Twitter for illiterates.
Posted by: zombie

I never have to leave this place to know everything.

Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 02:54 PM (Qf83p)

176 ED drugs

Past studies have suggested Viagra and other PDE5 inhibitors may have benefits for heart failure by decreasing pulmonary artery resistance and providing cardio-protective effects
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2020 02:48 PM (JFO2v)

Wasn't what is now Viagra originally designed to be used as a hypertension drug? It didn't really lower bp much, but it's "side effects" were noticed.....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 02:54 PM (CqE5x)

177 Sieze the Carp!!!

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 02:54 PM (90T4r)

178 If the viagra thing is true, the next month should fly by...

Posted by: pahound at April 01, 2020 02:54 PM (TaGek)

179 Tactics, Techniques and Procedures eerily similar to our own Domestic Subversion party's....tell a lie, have the Press repeat the lie, and then cite the Press coverage as proof that the lie is really the truth. Haven't we heard scenario somewhere in the recent past? Like I said, Sino-Democrat Assymetrical Warfare.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 01, 2020 02:55 PM (zfBZT)

180 I hear if you beat Wuhan Flu you want some moar in four hours.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 02:55 PM (VY4KS)

181 Three weeks ago today, the Thunder was hosting the Jazz when the game was suddenly cancelled. The next day in pretty quick succession, the NHL, MLB, XFL, everybody else suspended their seasons.

Then came the school closures. Then a cascade of EVERYTHING closing.

Three weeks ago today. Seems much longer.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 01, 2020 02:55 PM (VNfwt)

182 167 152 Boner pills make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.
Posted by: it begins...

Whatever happened to "The brain is the most important sexual organ"?
Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (N9G0H)

How do you think boner pills were synthesized?

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:55 PM (a5D9R)

183 Melamine can be used to supplement many kinds of Consumer Products and Foodstuffs.

Posted by: Particle Board Manufactures at April 01, 2020 02:55 PM (p5zwj)

184 B) It's actually not so bad, but not great, but the government, seeing an opening to seize more power is taking it.

This one.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at April 01, 2020 02:55 PM (dNzKv)

185 The ex used to split one in half and take it before we made the sign of the 2-humped whale.

She swore by it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (KxVoZ)
------------

She was already interested yet took a pill?

Something seems off here...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 02:55 PM (WEBkv)

186 >>Boner pills make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.

Yachts have the same results.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 02:55 PM (+lK3I)

187 Twitter is Instagram for ugly people.

Instagram is Twitter for illiterates.

==

Pintrest ???

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 02:55 PM (zr5Kq)

188 Ya know..... all the hip trendy millennials are out and about posting "Show us your butthole!!!" on sochul media.

NOW I know where it came from....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (nw6Hr)

Try it. It's really hot.

Posted by: Josh Brolin at April 01, 2020 02:55 PM (aS1PU)

189 Whats the new gig??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 02:46 PM (nw6Hr)

Instagram influencer.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

Holy shit, Insom has a leaked sex tape.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2020 02:56 PM (gd9RK)

190 "This is a virus that came from the territory of China but came from bats. This is a bat virus, not a China virus."
______________

This is a bat virus that came from a specific type of bat that Chinese scientists were experimenting on in the Wuhan lab. It's a bat virus that infects humans by targeting the ACE2 receptors, which is exactly what the Wuhan scientists were talking about working on several years ago. It's a bat virus that targets ACE2 receptors that started in Wuhan, near the virus lab.

It's a bat virus that was created by China, and loosed upon the world by China.

And there is nothing raaaaaacist about acknowledging that ugly fact.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 02:56 PM (k4dH2)

191 Imagine some poor schlub being prescribed a blue pill to lower their blood pressure and then getting massive erections?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 02:56 PM (CqE5x)

192
Whatever happened to "The brain is the most important sexual organ"?
Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (N9G0H)

-----

There's a head joke to be made there somehow....

...but I aint gonna do it.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 02:56 PM (nw6Hr)

193
China is asshoe

I'm surprised Amazon has not removed this:

https://amzn.to/3dQaDki
Posted by: Tennessee Jed

They spelled it wrong.
Posted by: Sponge

It doesn't show a price for me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2020 02:56 PM (aKsyK)

194 186 >>Boner pills make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.

Paulo and I just raise our eyebrow slightly...

Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2020 02:56 PM (mrrpT)

195 Bat Scratch Fever??

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 02:56 PM (90T4r)

196 Three weeks ago today, the Thunder was hosting the Jazz when the game was suddenly cancelled. The next day in pretty quick succession, the NHL, MLB, XFL, everybody else suspended their seasons.

Then came the school closures. Then a cascade of EVERYTHING closing.

Three weeks ago today. Seems much longer.
Posted by: Blutarski

You mean it HASN'T been six months????

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 02:56 PM (W2taJ)

197 Imagine some poor schlub being prescribed a blue pill to lower their blood pressure and then getting massive erections?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 02:56 PM (CqE5x)

-----

ok..... annnnnnd??????

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 02:56 PM (nw6Hr)

198 137 So.

Whats the new gig??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 02:46 PM (nw6Hr)

Instagram influencer.
Posted by: Insomniac

Don't be so modest.

He's a nude Instagram Influencer.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 02:50 PM (W2taJ)

Well, I HAVE been working out...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (NWiLs)

199 166 >>>Instagram is Twitter for illiterates.

Twitter is also Twitter for illiterates.
Posted by: ace

I never knew just how stupid and unable to spell nearly 100% of my fellow Americans were until they all en masse revealed on social media that they simply have no idea what spelling even is. It's beyond shocking, frankly. And that especially applies to celebrities, politicians and media members, almost all of whom routinely misspell and mispunctuate their every utterance.

Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (N9G0H)

200 152 Boner pills make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (a5D9R)

There is a drug on the market specifically for women.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (CCNCh)

201 Twitter is Instagram for ugly people.

Instagram is Twitter for illiterates.

==

Pintrest ???

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 02:55 PM (zr5Kq)

Pictures for Pinheads?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (CqE5x)

202 they learned this trick from Soros (Media Matters reports a lie, big media then "reports" it as evidence of something, that was pure agitprop to start with.

And this is the whole RussiaGate thing, fabricate a story and pay journalists to run with it. Russian sources say ... cover up for the emails that revealed fraud, by running with the Fake Dossier PROOF of Trump/Russia. (with our own FBI/CIA involved in using assets to fabricate stories and set up witnesses ... 3 years of that shit)

yeah, China also hates Trump and American Liberty, so on the same page with the MSM, not a conflict for them, an unholy alliance.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (Cus5s)

203 Chaturbate.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (CRQ66)

204 Since this is the Intermediate Horseshoe Bat Flu what the hell is the Full Grown Horseshoe Bat Flu gonna be like?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (VY4KS)

205 Seriously, ask your wife or gf to take a viagra and see what happens.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (a5D9R)

206 >>I'm a single guy. I don't go through much of that stuff.
But having the opportunity to buy a 4 pack once every other month is not asking a lot, is it?

I didn't set out to do it but I was doing some grocery shopping the week before this really hit and there was a big sale on a 12 pack. I'm set until 2021.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (ZLI7S)

207 time for a lighthearted, funny as fuck post, ace.

we neeeeeeed some gallows humor
or just humor

or cotton candy

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (d7Ww2)

208

The country will blow if we are idled much longer.

Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (WX+x0)

209 C) Everyone has gone totally nuts, and is being stupid.

I'm not sure which one to vote for at this point.

Posted by: Gman at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (GfWuY)

D) If anything stays open, a horde of urban elite lawyers will descend to strip it to the bones.

Trump has decided to keep the guidelines going. Mildly frustrating, but it gives him a chance to open up the productive parts of the country while preparing to purge urban shitholes like NYC and San Francisco.

Posted by: trev006 at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (0HpOW)

210 I never knew just how stupid and unable to spell nearly 100% of my fellow Americans were until they all en masse revealed on social media that they simply have no idea what spelling even is. It's beyond shocking, frankly. And that especially applies to celebrities, politicians and media members, almost all of whom routinely misspell and mispunctuate their every utterance.
Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (N9G0H)

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Wear due you get that idea?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (WEBkv)

211 Boner pills make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (a5D9R)

There is a drug on the market specifically for women.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (CCNCh)

What happens when a man takes Viagra and his wife take the female version--at the same time?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (CqE5x)

212 >>Seriously, ask your wife or gf to take a viagra and see what happens.

Did you run out of cocaine or something?

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (+lK3I)

213 B) It's actually not so bad, but not great, but the government, seeing an opening to seize more power is taking it.

This one.

Yeah, that's the one I was leaning towards too. Combined with a bunch of "C" as well.

Posted by: Gman at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (GfWuY)

214 There is a drug on the market specifically for women.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (CCNCh)

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RUFINOL!!!

MY MAN.!!!!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (nw6Hr)

215 >Every single one of these people should lose thier jobs and be forced to move to China.
No. These are enemy propagandists. they deserve much worse

Posted by: Grad School Fool at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (Tia6s)

216 I didn't set out to do it but I was doing some grocery shopping the week before this really hit and there was a big sale on a 12 pack. I'm set until 2021.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (ZLI7S)
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Don't let those roving packs of NY refugees in your state find out.

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (/669Q)

217 211 Boner pills make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (a5D9R)

There is a drug on the market specifically for women.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (CCNCh)

What happens when a man takes Viagra and his wife take the female version--at the same time?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (CqE5x)

The Singularity.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (90T4r)

218 Seriously, ask your wife or gf to take a viagra and see what happens.

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Your honor, I heard about it on AOSHQ, so I was sure it was legit.

Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 02:59 PM (sX1BW)

219 So this is a bat flu? I don't remember sucking on any bats. Are we sure this isn't a Chinese cock flu? I'm sure I remember sucking a bunch of those.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at April 01, 2020 02:59 PM (2cuLk)

220 152 ~~Boner pills~~ Large bank accounts make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (a5D9R)

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 02:59 PM (NWiLs)

221

Would the Chinese have done this were Hillary Chinese CLinton been Pres?

I wonder...

The days of Johnny Chung and Charlie TRie shoving baskets of cash at those leeches.

Might explain why Stepanopolous is where he is, controlling the flow of information.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 01, 2020 02:59 PM (lg/F7)

222 What do epidemic "price-gougers" and the Democrat party have in common?

The share the sentiment that they shouldn't let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 02:59 PM (Eicbe)

223 Wear due you get that idea?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (WEBkv)
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Eye no, write?

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2020 02:59 PM (/669Q)

224 There is a drug on the market specifically for women.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

Rohypnol?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 02:59 PM (W2taJ)

225 The country will blow if we are idled much longer.
Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (WX+x0)

I agree. Those checks better arrive fast.
They'd already be here if not for Pelosi's stupid games....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 03:00 PM (CqE5x)

226 but I was doing some grocery shopping the week before this really hit and there was a big sale on a 12 pack. I'm set until 2021.

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Most of us go through that in a couple of hours, but I hear you are more of the toking type.

Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 03:00 PM (sX1BW)

227 167 zombie

I use that line as the answer to objectifying middle schoolers. When that praise part of a female sudetn, I ask them "Which is the most important sex organ on a woman." They cringe that I am asking this, and some blush.

My answer is The brain is the most important sexual organ". Some of them get it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2020 03:00 PM (u82oZ)

228 Large bank accounts make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (a5D9R)

FTFY
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 02:59 PM (NWiLs)
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$10 for a pill is a lot easier to manage than $100 million in the bank.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 03:00 PM (WEBkv)

229
Was found in carp in the area at least 10 years ago if not more. This is not a feat of Chinese cunning, but a grand scale f--kup that proves that there will never be a Chinese Century.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 02:39 PM (IB++I)

Carp eat bats?!!?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 01, 2020 02:49 PM (e1mEI)

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Carp swim in waters that bat droppings fall into.
Chinese Coronavirus is spread through feces.

I still think they were studying this Coronavirus at those Wuhan virus labs, maybe even trying to make them human transmissible, until someone fucked up.

Either they walked out contaminated, or some asshole sold the wrong test animal.

Posted by: rd at April 01, 2020 03:00 PM (+0uDE)

230 185 The ex used to split one in half and take it before we made the sign of the 2-humped whale.

She swore by it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (KxVoZ)
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She was already interested yet took a pill?

Something seems off here...
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I hear it blurs vision - so that could help.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 03:00 PM (VY4KS)

231 Gman, so I guess Trump is just a deep state puppet after all. Disappointing.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 03:00 PM (El6T/)

232 What happens when a man takes Viagra and his wife take the female version--at the same time?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (CqE5x)

You don't have to go to the hospital if your erection last more than 4 hours. You just continue on.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:00 PM (CCNCh)

233 Eye no, write?
Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2020 02:59 PM (/669Q)

my line that.

Posted by: The Horta at April 01, 2020 03:00 PM (aS1PU)

234 Wear due you get that idea?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 02:58 PM (WEBkv)
++++++++++
This is write. My spell Czech told me sew.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 03:00 PM (Q8c/L)

235 Time to go back to the old ways. Treat China and Russia as dangerous opponents again.

Posted by: rd at April 01, 2020 02:40 PM (+0uDE)

___________

I'm old enough to remember a time when we we're hoping they'd go to war against each other.

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 03:01 PM (W8FGt)

236 " Engrish" site is always good for a laugh.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 03:01 PM (90T4r)

237
D) If anything stays open, a horde of urban elite lawyers will descend to strip it to the bones.

Ah yes. The dreaded lawyerpocolypse. People apparently are too dumb to take a risk without suing if it bites them in the ass later.

I forgot that one, and yeah. But that shouldn't involve the *government* shutting everything down like this.

Posted by: Gman at April 01, 2020 03:01 PM (GfWuY)

238 The country will blow if we are idled much longer.

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If there was a lot of blowing going on, this lockdown could go on for a lot longer.

Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 03:02 PM (sX1BW)

239 The virus from China
The Chinese virus
Have a little bat
And your Gran goes tits-up

Posted by: Forgotten Barenaked Ladies Lyrics at April 01, 2020 03:02 PM (uM6CE)

240 $10 for a pill is a lot easier to manage than $100 million in the bank.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 03:00 PM (WEBkv)

Try almost $50 a pill.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:02 PM (CCNCh)

241 228 Large bank accounts make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (a5D9R)

Come date some of our waitresses. They get fully engorged if you can make next month's rent.

Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2020 03:02 PM (mrrpT)

242

Rubio has been on top of this and talking about it for a while, I've heard. No one is listening.

For example,

Rubio: China's threat to U.S. national security is not a game

https://tinyurl.com/rkexfvj

33,042 views, May 23, 2018

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 03:02 PM (8fB/R)

243 First case of Wuhan virus in the US was on January 15th.

We hit 100,000 cases on March 27th.

We hit 200,000 cases on April 1st.

I'm not an epidemiologist but that seem bad.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)

244 There is a drug on the market specifically for women.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (CCNCh)
++++++++++++
Spanish fly?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 03:02 PM (Q8c/L)

245 You don't have to go to the hospital if your erection last more than 4 hours. You just continue on.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:00 PM (CCNCh)

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YOU BEEN HERE *FOUR* HOURS!!!!!

I COME NOW!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 03:02 PM (nw6Hr)

246 I'll bet Putin is sorry he can't use the racism charge!

Pish. Russians don't count as white.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2020 02:28 PM (gd9RK)

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, because we are efficient and don't have humor...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2020 03:03 PM (8D42x)

247 238 The country will blow if we are idled much longer.

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If there was a lot of blowing going on, this lockdown could go on for a lot longer.
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 03:02 PM (sX1BW)

" Nods Sagaciously". Stress levels would plummet.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 03:03 PM (90T4r)

248 If there was a lot of blowing going on, this lockdown could go on for a lot longer.

Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 03:02 PM (sX1BW

There is in my house!

Posted by: Buttgig at April 01, 2020 03:03 PM (odrqb)

249 My answer is The brain is the most important sexual organ". Some of them get it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2020 03:00 PM (u82oZ)
++++++++++
This also explains trepanation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 03:03 PM (Q8c/L)

250 Not sure how exactly the coronavirus came about but I am certain that the official story is absolutely false.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 01, 2020 03:03 PM (Z1t3j)

251

Rubio: China Can't Be Trusted In South China Sea
28,181 views, Jul 13, 2016

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 03:03 PM (8fB/R)

252 Gman, so I guess Trump is just a deep state puppet after all. Disappointing

That's NOT what I'm saying. I just see that behavior, in this case, is not consistent with other information that I have.

I want to know which is correct. Is this thing way more deadly than we're being told, or not?

I'm not blaming Trump for any of this, at all. He's doing the best he can in an incredibly shitty situation.

Posted by: Gman at April 01, 2020 03:03 PM (GfWuY)

253 169 152 Boner pills make women's clits fill with blood and they get horny as fuck.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 02:51 PM (a5D9R)

not proven but tried
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2020 02:53 PM (JFO2

I'm sure that CDC will issue grants to investigate this possibility by diverting money from 'Chicom No.19' research.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 01, 2020 03:03 PM (e1mEI)

254 There is a drug on the market specifically for women.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (CCNCh)
++++++++++++
Spanish fly?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 03:02 PM (Q8c/L)

Those jumping beans don't do squat.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 03:03 PM (aS1PU)

255 Does anyone else find it too convenient that the Kung Flu in China happened during the Chinese New Year holiday when the whole country is shut down anyway?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 01, 2020 03:03 PM (cCxiu)

256 Either they walked out contaminated, or some asshole sold the wrong test animal.
Posted by: rd

Funny how that theory has staying power.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 03:04 PM (W2taJ)

257

On Senate Floor, Rubio introduces bill to protect American workers from China's economic aggression

5,160 views, May 10, 2018

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 03:04 PM (8fB/R)

258 Journalist is asshole

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at April 01, 2020 03:04 PM (EgshT)

259 There is a drug on the market specifically for women.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (CCNCh)

A pill designed to give woman the urge to make sammiches??!! Brilliant!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 01, 2020 03:04 PM (Vy7tf)

260 Jack, those are "government" numbers. Can't believe you take them seriously. Plus, unlike every other viral epidemic ever seen, this one will not follow an asymmetrical bell shaped curve with a steep ramp and a long tail.

Sheesh.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 03:04 PM (El6T/)

261 It happened before Lunar NY. They were in full swing of the epidemic by then. Cancelled all celebrations.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 03:04 PM (zr5Kq)

262 We also remember that China soon after the illegal ChiCom campaign donations was given classified military technology in a transfer authorized by Clinton.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 03:04 PM (Gsi5v)

263 Seriously, if this Atlas Comet gets as big and bright as they are claiming in a month in the sky, you will have your answer for the lockdowns in place and a cold virus being "accidentally" released. I don't remember reading anything from recent history that talks about comets passing by being as big and bright as the moon.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 03:04 PM (a5D9R)

264 Think I am done reading about shit I can't do a damn thing about, just skim the Jabber.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 03:04 PM (90T4r)

265 We need a Julius and Ethel Rosenberg solution to this Fifth Column ASAP, and whether it comes from the public or private sector is irrelevant. I am moving away from this as an accident to it being a deliberate act at least at some level. We probably cannot respond yet to China due to critical supplies but it's domestic agents sure as he'll can be eliminated.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 01, 2020 03:05 PM (lppEO)

266

Rubio Questions State Dept on Removal of Taiwanese flag from their website

9,722 views, Feb 15, 2018

doing China's bidding.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 03:05 PM (8fB/R)

267 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Well, middle school boys under a hormone cascade are rarely deep thinkers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2020 03:05 PM (u82oZ)

268 205 Seriously, ask your wife or gf to take a viagra and see what happens.
Posted by: it begins...

I've always wondered:

What would happen if a guy was feeling really crappy one day -- had a headache, his lower back hurt, feeling kind of nauseous from a two-day-old egg salad sandwich, his favorite team just lost a game, he's hot and sweaty and itchy and has a stuffy nose from hay fever.

AND THEN...he takes a Viagra.

Would he simply continue to feel bad in all those same ways, totally not in the mood for sex, yet with an erection?

Or would the pill and its subsequent erection somehow also magically cause him to "get in the mood"?

I have a suspicion he'd still feel like shit, and the erection would just be one more annoyance.

Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2020 03:05 PM (N9G0H)

269 I should clarify that it's not *Trump's* behavior I'm talking about. I mean the *entirety* of the government is behaving one way, while evidence *seems to* point another.

Posted by: Gman at April 01, 2020 03:05 PM (GfWuY)

270 What happens when a man takes Viagra and his wife take the female version--at the same time?
Posted by: JoeF.

Andrew runs out to a "wedding party" and I punch holes in the wall.

Posted by: Mrs Gillum at April 01, 2020 03:05 PM (ykYG2)

271 176 ED drugs

Past studies have suggested Viagra and other PDE5 inhibitors may have benefits for heart failure by decreasing pulmonary artery resistance and providing cardio-protective effects
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2020 02:48 PM (JFO2v)

Wasn't what is now Viagra originally designed to be used as a hypertension drug? It didn't really lower bp much, but it's "side effects" were noticed.....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 02:54 PM (CqE5x)

that and heart failure

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2020 03:05 PM (JFO2v)

272 255 Does anyone else find it too convenient that the Kung Flu in China happened during the Chinese New Year holiday when the whole country is shut down anyway?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 01, 2020 03:03 PM (cCxiu)

Atlas Comet.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 03:05 PM (a5D9R)

273 I'm not an epidemiologist but that seem bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)

There was over 10 million cases of the H1N1 just a few weeks after Obama declared it a national emergency.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:06 PM (CCNCh)

274 This March 30 2020 article from Real Clear Investigations does a good job of unpacking the Chinese propaganda push, just one example of which is that video ace linked :

https://tinyurl.com/wwdgts8

Another push is to blame the American military! for bringing the virus to Wuhan during some military games we took part in there back in October.

I don't think they think this 'theory' will be widely accepted, it's a ruse to create 'reasonable doubt', but Johnnie Cochran was unavailable due to being retired and mort, but mostly mort.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2020 03:06 PM (XF4b8)

275 Last time I was at the gym, I asked a guy which machine I should use to impress that hot girl. He pointed to the ATM.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 01, 2020 03:06 PM (Vy7tf)

276 On Senate Floor, Rubio introduces bill to protect American workers from China's economic aggression

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Is it a declaration of war?

Because that works too.

Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 03:06 PM (sX1BW)

277 I have a suspicion he'd still feel like shit, and the erection would just be one more annoyance.
Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2020 03:05 PM (N9G0H)

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 03:06 PM (aS1PU)

278 263 Seriously, if this Atlas Comet gets as big and bright as they are claiming in a month in the sky, you will have your answer for the lockdowns in place and a cold virus being "accidentally" released. I don't remember reading anything from recent history that talks about comets passing by being as big and bright as the moon.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 03:04 PM (a5D9R)

Holy shit plague, locusts, and now a fucking comet?

Shit's getting biblical.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2020 03:06 PM (j3npP)

279 China, communist china, is a scourge upon humanity

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 03:06 PM (85Gof)

280 China is asshoe.

Have the commies taken this guy to re-education yet.

Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2020 03:07 PM (FhXTo)

281 Holy shit plague, locusts, and now a fucking comet?

Shit's getting biblical.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2020 03:06 PM (j3npP)

The Cuyahoga will burst into flames!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 03:07 PM (NWiLs)

282 Yay. Adam Schiff is going to start a commission to investigate the Trump Admin's handling of the virus outbreak.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 03:07 PM (JFe9H)

283 >>There was over 10 million cases of the H1N1 just a few weeks after Obama declared it a national emergency.

There were thousands of deaths too before he declared an national emergency.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 03:07 PM (ZLI7S)

284 Austere Chinese Nuns

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2020 03:07 PM (3aI0K)

285
Xmas Xrackers the HORDE are like monkeys on CRACK today,I coulda made a fortune in Futures or Bat Guano.

Give them typewriters and I sense aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaNOTHER Wet Recipe Book. yummy.

Posted by: saf at April 01, 2020 03:07 PM (5IHGB)

286 I should clarify that it's not *Trump's* behavior I'm talking about. I mean the *entirety* of the government is behaving one way, while evidence *seems to* point another.

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I find this consistent with how Government's behave. Always using anything to promote and advance one thing above all else - more government.

Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 03:07 PM (sX1BW)

287 OK, I just got here..what is with Viagra?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 03:07 PM (85Gof)

288 Comet is asshoe.

Posted by: Ling-Ling at April 01, 2020 03:07 PM (sWM8x)

289
There is a drug on the market specifically for women.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 02:57 PM (CCNCh)

Bill Cosby: Not exactly on the market...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 03:08 PM (OYW1y)

290 This is a virus that came from the territory of China but came from bats. This is a bat virus, not a China virus."

The type of bat they said it came from does not exist in that part of China. It only existed in the labs. These the bats specifically used for testing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 03:08 PM (8fB/R)

291 Wasn't there a song called 'The Year of the Rat'?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 03:08 PM (VY4KS)

292 Last time I was at the gym, I asked a guy which machine I should use to impress that hot girl. He pointed to the ATM.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 01, 2020 03:06 PM (Vy7tf)

Cicero will be here all week. Don't forget to try the veal.

Posted by: Henny Youngman at April 01, 2020 03:08 PM (aS1PU)

293 I feel like I'm about to throw up now.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 03:08 PM (a5D9R)

294 Another push is to blame the American military! for bringing the virus to Wuhan during some military games we took part in there back in October.

Posted by: GnuBreed

Why in the fuck would we have war game WITH China? Our enemy?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 03:08 PM (W2taJ)

295 Okay compromise.

Chinese Bat Virus

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:08 PM (CCNCh)

296 287 OK, I just got here..what is with Viagra?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
_______

He's still dead.

Posted by: Furious George at April 01, 2020 03:08 PM (9vQJW)

297 243 First case of Wuhan virus in the US was on January 15th.

We hit 100,000 cases on March 27th.

We hit 200,000 cases on April 1st.

I'm not an epidemiologist but that seem bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)

once double gets to 5 to 7 days things get better. but we are testing at about 3x the rate proportionality than standard seasonal flu.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2020 03:08 PM (JFO2v)

298 Serious question - what do these Journos get out of being such a bunch of twats?

1) Direct monetary payoff?

2) Some sort of corporate advantage? Say, China allows CNN, but not other news organizations, access?

3) Stupid/lazy?

4) Just want to score points against Trump by any means necessary?

I honestly can't figure it. They appear to be painfully naive and stupid, but they are always assuring me how smart they are. They do KNOW what china is all about, right? I mean, it's not like Hong Kong, aggressive expansion in the south China sea, Tibet, and the Xuigers haven't been widely reported.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 01, 2020 03:09 PM (+DS2f)

299 What would happen if a guy was feeling really crappy one day -- had a headache, his lower back hurt, feeling kind of nauseous from a two-day-old egg salad sandwich, his favorite team just lost a game, he's hot and sweaty and itchy and has a stuffy nose from hay fever.

AND THEN...he takes a Viagra.

Would he simply continue to feel bad in all those same ways, totally not in the mood for sex, yet with an erection?

Or would the pill and its subsequent erection somehow also magically cause him to "get in the mood"?

I have a suspicion he'd still feel like shit, and the erection would just be one more annoyance.
Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2020 03:05 PM (N9G0H)

Having erections puts ALL men in a better mood.

Which reminds me--what do you call those memorable, once-in-a-while, unexplained GIANT erections we men get from time to time?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 03:09 PM (CqE5x)

300 China, communist china, is a scourge upon humanity

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 03:06 PM (85Gof)

All communism is. It needs to be eradicated

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 03:09 PM (OYW1y)

301

Me likes a nice HiNi .....shake it baybee. I'll catch it willingly.

Posted by: saf at April 01, 2020 03:09 PM (5IHGB)

302 287 OK, I just got here..what is with Viagra?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 03:07 PM (85Gof)

Cures Chinese Lung AIDS and turns clits into warm diamonds.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 03:09 PM (a5D9R)

303 So, what's the news about Insomniac?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 03:10 PM (Gsi5v)

304 Seriously, if this Atlas Comet gets as big and bright as they are claiming in a month in the sky, you will have your answer for the lockdowns in place and a cold virus being "accidentally" released. I don't remember reading anything from recent history that talks about comets passing by being as big and bright as the moon.

-----------------

I guess SMOD does answer prayers ... about 5 years too late.

Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 03:10 PM (sX1BW)

305 Al Stewart with the rat song Year of the Cat.

Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 03:10 PM (WX+x0)

306 So, what's the news about Insomniac?
Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 03:10 PM (Gsi5v)

It took a global pandemic, but he's now gainfully employed.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

307 Viagra can cause headaches.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 03:10 PM (a5D9R)

308 right now the MSM loves the little china hoard because the enemy of my enemy is my friend. And PDT is the enemy of China

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 03:11 PM (85Gof)

309 There was over 10 million cases of the H1N1 just a few weeks after Obama declared it a national emergency.

There were thousands of deaths too before he declared an national emergency.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 03:07 PM (ZLI7S)

Yes that too. Almost 5000 a few weeks after the declaration.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:11 PM (CCNCh)

310 so... my state is being shut down due to social pressure. I know not ONE person who has this virus. NOT one.

I'm going to the range after work.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 01, 2020 03:11 PM (sI15f)

311 There was over 10 million cases of the H1N1 just a few weeks after Obama declared it a national emergency.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:06 PM (CCNCh)

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Thats not even the worst year.

2017 was the worst year since the Spanish Flu in every measuarble metric.

45 million estimated infections. 21 million health care visits. 800,000 hospitalization. 60,000 deaths.

ZERO headlines.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 03:11 PM (nw6Hr)

312 Yay. Adam Schiff is going to start a commission to investigate the Trump Admin's handling of the virus outbreak.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

And my guess is that the final report has already been written. Can you guess who they blame?

Posted by: Blutarski at April 01, 2020 03:12 PM (VNfwt)

313 This is a virus that came from the territory of China but came from bats. This is a bat virus, not a China virus."

Mount Pleasant, SC issued a stay-at-home order starting at midnight tonight.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 03:12 PM (8fB/R)

314
Alternate post title:

Chinese Collusion

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 01, 2020 03:12 PM (AJXx4)

315 Yay. Adam Schiff is going to start a commission to investigate the Trump Admin's handling of the virus outbreak.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 03:07 PM (JFe9H)

Actually this is GOOD NEWS because it shows the Democrats have learned NOTHING

Having Schiff call for this and having his bug-eyed balloon-head anywhere near it totally undercuts whatever they hope to gain.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 03:12 PM (CqE5x)

316 306 So, what's the news about Insomniac?
Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 03:10 PM (Gsi5v)

It took a global pandemic, but he's now gainfully employed.
Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Start a little later this month, but yes! Full time and everything!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 03:12 PM (NWiLs)

317 We need a Julius and Ethel Rosenberg solution to
this Fifth Column ASAP, and whether it comes from the public or private
sector is irrelevant. I am moving away from this as an accident to it
being a deliberate act at least at some level. We probably cannot
respond yet to China due to critical supplies but it's domestic agents
sure as he'll can be eliminated.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 01, 2020 03:05 PM (lppEO)

Every commie should get the Rosenberg or Ceausescu treatment.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 03:13 PM (OYW1y)

318 If Q was legit, he/they would have pointed us in the direction of the mother fucking Atlas Comet headed towards the sun near us.

Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 03:13 PM (a5D9R)

319 Still only a single death in all of Charleston County.

That lockdown was justified for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:13 PM (UWqZJ)

320 Health TIP ; wash hands thoroughly like a PRO after a Hand Jobbie.

66Million Ash Hoes in China can't all be wrong.

Posted by: saf at April 01, 2020 03:13 PM (5IHGB)

321 >>> Which reminds me--what do you call those memorable, once-in-a-while, unexplained GIANT erections we men get from time to time?

4AM

Posted by: fluffy at April 01, 2020 03:13 PM (NGm/n)

322 >>>Seriously, if this Atlas Comet gets as big and bright as they are claiming in a month in the sky, you will have your answer for the lockdowns in place and a cold virus being "accidentally" released.

IIRC this was how Space Battleship Yamato 2 started.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 01, 2020 03:14 PM (Z1t3j)

323 So, Viagra is a prophylactic after all?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 01, 2020 03:14 PM (vg8iE)

324 Which reminds me--what do you call those memorable, once-in-a-while, unexplained GIANT erections we men get from time to time?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 03:09 PM (CqE5x)

Answer: Schadenboners....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 03:14 PM (CqE5x)

325 >Start a little later this month, but yes! Full time and everything!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 03:12 PM (NWiLs)

If you are April firsting us I will personally drive to FL, ignore social distancing requirements, and smack you around.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 01, 2020 03:14 PM (sjdRT)

326 Health TIP ; wash hands thoroughly like a PRO after a Hand Jobbie.

-----------------

Does this go for the receiver too?

Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 03:14 PM (sX1BW)

327 313 This is a virus that came from the territory of China but came from bats. This is a bat virus, not a China virus."

Mount Pleasant, SC issued a stay-at-home order starting at midnight tonight.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 03:12 PM (8fB/R)

==========

So I'm going to move from one city (Charleston) that's just ending it's stay at home order to another city (Mount Pleasant) that's just starting theirs.

Well, that's fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:14 PM (UWqZJ)

328 So half of all US cases are in New York and New Jersey. But it's Trumps fault!!!!

Posted by: Supply and Demand at April 01, 2020 03:15 PM (WZxbH)

329
Which reminds me--what do you call those memorable, once-in-a-while, unexplained GIANT erections we men get from time to time?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 03:09 PM (CqE5x)

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Alone time opportunities???

just spitballin here.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 03:15 PM (nw6Hr)

330
Start a little later this month, but yes! Full time and everything!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 03:12 PM (NWiLs)

You should be proud of the pure joy you've spread through this blog with this fantastic news in these shitty times.

Me included.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

331 Leave it to Mayor Bill de BlaBlaBlaBlasio

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2020 03:15 PM (3aI0K)

332 If you are April firsting us I will personally drive to FL, ignore social distancing requirements, and smack you around.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 01, 2020 03:14 PM (sjdRT)

Nope. Not something I'd joke about.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 03:15 PM (NWiLs)

333 Gman, that is exactly the implication of most of what you're saying, and you have lots of company around here in that.

How about the dull possibility of it being a potentially very very scary and catastrophic epidemic, causing leadership to take extra precautions (since there is *no* way to make up for lost time if/when the bow wave hits and you under-estimated it).

The WH - contrary to the idiotic slanders and myths of the Dems and the press - has led the charge here, taking pretty strong action fairly early in the "awareness curve", which is defined by available info. Trump continues to praise governors taking the strongest measures (HQ translation = commie governors in blue shithole states using this stupid excuse to seize power over society, for no good reason).

Odds are it's exactly what it looks like - a very serious situation that Trump is handling very well.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2020 03:16 PM (El6T/)

334 If you are April firsting us I will personally drive to FL

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Whoa.

I first read that as "fisting"...

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 03:16 PM (nw6Hr)

335 So half of all US cases are in New York and New Jersey. But it's Trumps fault!!!!
Posted by: Supply and Demand at April 01, 2020 03:15 PM (WZxbH)

Sure. They are Blue States. He risks NOTHING letting everyone in those states DIE

But that's why the media keeps asking for a NATIONAL shutdown---they wast Trump to pay.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 03:16 PM (CqE5x)

336
Time for silver tipped canes on the house floor.
Not feeling constitutional AT ALL.

Posted by: azalea city at April 01, 2020 03:16 PM (WX+x0)

337 >Nope. Not something I'd joke about.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 03:15 PM (NWiLs)

Well then. Congrats my friend!! I am beyond delighted for you.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (sjdRT)

338 I assume Trump saved CA from being NY by restricting flights when he did. I still thought CA (LA and San Fran) would have been the epicenter .

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (CCNCh)

339 DeSantis has issued a statewide stay-at-home order for Florida. Alabama is trending up, so we could be next.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (sWM8x)

340 Ithink the real answer from MFM is LOLGFY

Posted by: clem Kiddlehopper at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (fJ+BQ)

341 335 So half of all US cases are in New York and New Jersey. But it's Trumps fault!!!!
Posted by: Supply and Demand at April 01, 2020 03:15 PM (WZxbH)

Sure. They are Blue States. He risks NOTHING letting everyone in those states DIE

But that's why the media keeps asking for a NATIONAL shutdown---they wast Trump to pay.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 03:16 PM (CqE5x)

==========

They'd also love the precedent set by a Republican that the federal government can shut down the country by edict.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (UWqZJ)

342 @328

If anybody comes in with a hang nail, they get diagnosed
as having Chinese Lung Flu.

We are now, according to reporting the largest vector of the virus in the world.

Nobodies even remotely close to us any longer.

They are massively goosing the numbers to get the result they want.

Posted by: Digging Deeper at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (FVrDO)

343 Nood piercings.

Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (Eicbe)

344 You should be proud of the pure joy you've spread through this blog with this fantastic news in these shitty times.

Me included.
Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Thank you! I'm very glad to have some good news to share with y'all!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (NWiLs)

345 I assume Trump saved CA from being NY by restricting flights when he did. I still thought CA (LA and San Fran) would have been the epicenter .

--------------

Sunshine and space are great ways to mitigate the spread of viruses.

Which is why we are closing down all the public spaces in the vast warm sunny areas in the south.

Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (sX1BW)

346 By the way, Revatio is the marketed name of Viagra as a pulmonary drug....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (CqE5x)

347 I assume Trump saved CA from being NY by restricting flights when he did. I still thought CA (LA and San Fran) would have been the epicenter .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (CCNCh)

-----

Me too.

Maybe COVID has a preference for snobby entitled assholes.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (nw6Hr)

348 How about this one of Algoremanbearpigcrazedsexpoodle:

https://tinyurl.com/tqgc4x7

Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (JNTt1)

349 CqE5x)

316 306 So, what's the news about Insomniac?
Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 03:10 PM (Gsi5v)

It took a global pandemic, but he's now gainfully employed.
Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2020 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Start a little later this month, but yes! Full time and everything!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 03:12 PM (NWiLs)
*******
That is such wonderful news. Amazing that during this time people are still hiring for your line of work.
I'm really happy for you.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (wiXsO)

350 Still only a single death in all of Charleston County.

That lockdown was justified for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:13 PM (UWqZJ)

SC health officials defend limited COVID-19 data release

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) -- Health officials in South Carolina are coming under increased scrutiny over information it isn't gathering or releasing about the spread of the coronavirus.

For a brief time last week, health officials released the number of COVID-19 cases in each zip code.

But less than a day later, officials replaced it with a simple listing of each zip code with at least a case.

Officials say a shortage of tests means there are a lot of people with the virus undiagnosed and so people need to act like anyone they encounter is infected and protect themselves.

South Carolina reported nearly 1,100 COVID-19 cases and 22 deaths in Tuesday afternoon's update.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (8fB/R)

351 Sunshine and space are great ways to mitigate the spread of viruses.

Which is why we are closing down all the public spaces in the vast warm sunny areas in the south.
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (sX1BW)

But the virus rides the wind like a drone seeking out its victims. Science.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (CCNCh)

352 Say, does anyone remember that in 1996, , the Red Chinese government illegally donated to the Clinton campaign

Johnny Cha-chig Chung

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (D2IX6)

353 Insom got a job. and not just any job. but one right in his wheelhouse.

long time coming. I'm so happy for him

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 03:21 PM (d7Ww2)

354 Gman, that is exactly the implication of most of what you're saying, and you have lots of company around here in that.

Well, I guess we're going to have to disagree, because I've explicity disavowed it numerous times.

I'm saying "I'd like to know the real numbers that's apparently spooking the government." Or, if the real numbers are what we are *actually* seeing, I'd like to know WTF is going on and why are we locking everything down so hard.

I mentioned Trump, ONLY BECAUSE HE EXTENDED THE LOCKDOWN. Which leans my suspicions towards, we aren't seeing the same numbers he is.

That doesn't mean he's a deep state puppet. It means that *we, the people right here, have incomplete data*

I'd love to have complete data. Having complete data would be great. I'd like to make *informed* decisions on how paranoid to be when I, or my wife, have to go to the store, take our kids somewhere etc.

Again, not accusing Trump of anything. Actually I'm specifically and categorically denying that I'm accusing him of anything. I'm saying I'd like to know why he's said some things he's said recently. Because the numbers we're seeing from public data doesn't seem to warrant the overall response I'm seeing. In My Opinion only, of course.

Posted by: Gman at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (GfWuY)

355 I assume Trump saved CA from being NY by restricting flights when he did. I still thought CA (LA and San Fran) would have been the epicenter .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (CCNCh)

-----

Me too.

Maybe COVID has a preference for snobby entitled assholes.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (nw6Hr)

I heard the flu season started there early, so many could have built up their immune systems in Cali before it hit.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (8fB/R)

356 I still thought CA (LA and San Fran) would have been the epicenter .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:17 PM (CCNCh)

Apparently even a Virus is discrimminating

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (85Gof)

357

nood, btw

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (8fB/R)

358 South Carolina reported nearly 1,100 COVID-19 cases and 22 deaths in Tuesday afternoon's update.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 03:20 PM (8fB/R)

In other reporting, 1098 people from NY and NJ arrived in SC to their winter homes.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (CCNCh)

359 351 Sunshine and space are great ways to mitigate the spread of viruses.

Which is why we are closing down all the public spaces in the vast warm sunny areas in the south.
Posted by: SH at April 01, 2020 03:18 PM (sX1BW)

Stupid is so difficult to fight
and is found in great quantities
amongst our elected officials.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (D2IX6)

360 https://en.wikipedia.org
/wiki/2019_Military_World_Games

294 rickb, the answers you seek are there. It's more like a military olympics, and it sounds like we didn't send our best as we got very few gold medals in such key military sports such as badminton. Oh the shame.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2020 03:24 PM (XF4b8)

361
Come date some of our waitresses. They get fully engorged if you can make next month's rent.

Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2020 03:02 PM

dude, let me know the minute you're back in business...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2020 03:25 PM (cuot+)

362 >>OK, I just got here..what is with Viagra?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Things are looking up.

Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2020 03:25 PM (2cuLk)

363 OK, I just got here .. what is with Viagra?

It's a drug that helps a man achieve and sustain an erection but that's not important right now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 01, 2020 03:26 PM (HAr7n)

364 So, what's the news about Insomniac?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 03:10 PM (Gsi5v)

It took a global pandemic, but he's now gainfully employed.

Posted by: Sponge

Well, that news plus the fact that Millennials have discovered food in cans tells me this last 3 months hasn't been in vain.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 03:26 PM (Gsi5v)

365 Great Insom!! (lurked longtime, you areone of the best. Best Wishes.)

Posted by: clem Kiddlehopper at April 01, 2020 03:27 PM (fJ+BQ)

366 So I'm going to move from one city (Charleston) that's just ending it's stay at home order to another city (Mount Pleasant) that's just starting theirs.

Well, that's fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 03:14 PM (UWqZJ)

It's symbolic horseshit. I just read it and all he's doing is putting a nice little bow around what McMaster's already done, with the added claim that people shouldn't "congregate in public." It's literally nothing other than PR because they know that it's unenforceable because only McMaster has this authority.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (Z1t3j)

367
>>>Again, not accusing Trump of anything. Actually I'm specifically and categorically denying that I'm accusing him of anything. I'm saying I'd like to know why he's said some things he's said recently. Because the numbers we're seeing from public data doesn't seem to warrant the overall response I'm seeing. In My Opinion only, of course.

Posted by: Gman at April 01, 2020 03:23 PM (GfWuY)

Trump saying - it's more infectious than anything we've ever seen - is the key.

We don't know how to medically control it yet.

It can spread like wildfire and he's cutting fire lanes.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (D2IX6)

368 Which reminds me--what do you call those memorable, once-in-a-while, unexplained GIANT erections we men get from time to time?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 03:09 PM (CqE5x)

Joyride!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2020 03:28 PM (myjNJ)

369 Braenyard

Yes, I agree. And that makes sense.

Posted by: Gman at April 01, 2020 03:29 PM (GfWuY)

370 60 Democrats live and breathe abortion rights and the selling of parts of fetuses. The Red Chinese cut out the organs of living minorities for sale to the highest bidder. Both of these groups seem to do this without wounding their conscience one iota. Please note this and understand how they view the value of your life no matter how nicely they talk or how they say they are working in the interest of the common man.
Posted by: Dave Diefenderfer at April 01, 2020 02:38 PM (P5fqQ)
++++++++++++

One ignores this basic fact of life at their own peril.
***NEWS FLASH***
Not everyone has the same respect for life and common sense of decency as we hordlings do. The worst mistakes in life are a result of failing to realize this fact.

Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (JNTt1)

371 Insom got a job. And not just any job. But one right in his wheelhouse.

Night watchman?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 01, 2020 03:30 PM (HAr7n)

372 364 So, what's the news about Insomniac?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2020 03:10 PM (Gsi5v)

It took a global pandemic, but he's now gainfully employed.

Posted by: Sponge

He's going to sue the Chinese.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 03:31 PM (D2IX6)

373 China stinks! China is Asshoe

Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at April 01, 2020 03:33 PM (JNTt1)

374 sock off

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 03:34 PM (aS1PU)

375 More reasons to totaly Boycott the M.S Media their nothing more then Red China's trained parrots saying SURRENDER TO US SURRENDER TO US SURRENDER TO US

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 01, 2020 03:40 PM (FLiOE)

376 Just so you're all up to date, I've switched from calling it, the Ching Chongqing Chest Cold to the "Me So Caroney Virus" because it paraphrases one of my favorite movies, rap tunes and it's ethnically inaccurate.

Posted by: MLCross at April 01, 2020 03:50 PM (K8Z2z)

377 298 Serious question - what do these Journos get out of being such a bunch of twats?

1) Direct monetary payoff?

2) Some sort of corporate advantage? Say, China allows CNN, but not other news organizations, access?

3) Stupid/lazy?

4) Just want to score points against Trump by any means necessary?

I honestly can't figure it.
++++++++++++

Behold the power of and.

Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at April 01, 2020 04:24 PM (JNTt1)

378 Those news organizations parroting Chinese propaganda should be required to register under FARA as agents acting on behalf of a foreign government. If they fail to do so, say within 30 days, bar them from attending federal press conferences.

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at April 01, 2020 04:50 PM (Ezw/y)

379 Maybe we need to hit the tip far so Ace can afford a 1990's era gateway?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 06:35 PM (BiNEL)

380 There is loads of PRC cash sloshing around both DC and NYC. Would it surprise anyone if that cash was being laundered through natural born US citizens, naturalized Americans, and permanent residents of Chinese origin? Would it surprise anyone if Fusion GPS and similar press relations outfits were being paid by the PRC to plant propaganda stories through pliant media types and that these reporters were receiving side payments for their efforts, a la Jake Lingle?

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