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Ruth Bader Ginsburg on Avoiding Gyms During the Pandemic: I "Ain't Havin' It"
The left is really fascinated with the workout routines of an elderly woman.
Might be Testosterone Envy.If this is an April Fools joke, blame this MSNBC producer for spreading it.
Law360 (March 31, 2020, 6:42 PM EDT) -- Gyms are closed around the country due to the coronavirus pandemic, but the personal trainer for Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg told Law360 that the justice "ain't having it," and is still working out with him twice a week at the U.S. Supreme Court's private facility. Justice Ginsburg, who turned 87 on March 15, is sticking to her twice-weekly routine of planks, pushups and other exercises with longtime personal trainer Bryant Johnson in the justices' private gym inside the Supreme Court building, Johnson said in a phone call Tuesday. The two are taking extra precautions to wipe down equipment and keep their distance. Johnson, a federal judiciary employee, has canceled appointments with his other clients and now is only working with Justice Ginsburg.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 12:08 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 12:08 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 12:09 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 12:09 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Deep State 368 at April 01, 2020 12:09 PM (qLs5f)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 01, 2020 12:09 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Toni at April 01, 2020 12:10 PM (RdRuc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 12:10 PM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 01, 2020 12:10 PM (kf5Ci)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:10 PM (NWiLs)
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Shelves. Shelf.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 12:11 PM (UWqZJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As0i7iJYR7U
Posted by: windbag at April 01, 2020 12:11 PM (/xZpn)
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2020 12:11 PM (B7KlG)
Ginsberg doing pushups? Extremely unlikely. She can't even push up her head off her chest.
Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 12:11 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 12:12 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Toni at April 01, 2020 12:10 PM (RdRuc)
Probably why the dems wanted to bail out Disney.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 12:12 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 01, 2020 12:12 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 01, 2020 12:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 01, 2020 12:12 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: BignJames at April 01, 2020 12:12 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: iandeal at April 01, 2020 12:12 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 12:13 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 01, 2020 12:13 PM (jWElI)
It's slow here today..
we're socially distancing.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 01, 2020 12:10 PM (kf5Ci)
Kind of burnout exhausting after a while, for me anyway.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 12:13 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2020 12:13 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Flyguy at April 01, 2020 12:13 PM (3sOO0)
Those aren't planks, MSNBC, it's rigor mortis.
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2020 12:13 PM (dBiBP)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 01, 2020 12:13 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2020 12:13 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 01, 2020 12:13 PM (TB7HE)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 01, 2020 12:13 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 12:13 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 12:14 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 12:14 PM (JFe9H)
Posted by: getting the banned to tour lenin shrin at April 01, 2020 12:14 PM (8QvcY)
Posted by: Hose' Ferrier at April 01, 2020 12:14 PM (w9Wax)
Ewwww. I'm betting it's not just sweat either
Posted by: Bruce at April 01, 2020 12:14 PM (vd8XM)
Also so two inverted American flags flying.
Posted by: Sooner at April 01, 2020 12:14 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 12:14 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 01, 2020 12:15 PM (KpUZP)
Posted by: Sooner at April 01, 2020 12:15 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 01, 2020 12:15 PM (Hcsoi)
Victory! I scored TWO cartons of eggs at Target. I caught the stock stud just as he was opening a fresh box of eggs. A few minutes earlier or later and it would have been empty shelves.
Got 2% milk too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 12:15 PM (JFe9H)
Posted by: Flyguy at April 01, 2020 12:16 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 12:16 PM (7IsGI)
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It has a certain Department of Humor Regulations je ne sais quoi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2020 12:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2020 12:16 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Flyguy at April 01, 2020 12:16 PM (3sOO0)
It's good to be a Nazgul!!
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 12:16 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 12:09 PM (UUBmN)
I've just moved, and should be tackling projects around the house. The walls are a hideous butter yellow, and I didn't want to get all moved in until the painters came - now that ain't happening.
But, I'm getting touchy. After blowing up at a human leftist MSM talking point yesterday and the nonstop death chants, it's time to disconnect just a little bit. I'll try to electrocute myself, spill paint, move too-heavy boxes full of books and try not to drink myself into a stupor for the first evening in a few days.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 12:16 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Mister T. Bag at April 01, 2020 12:17 PM (aKsyK)
The gnashing of teeth will be epic.
Posted by: Blago at April 01, 2020 12:17 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2020 12:17 PM (XF4b8)
Not buying that she does any "workouts," unless you consider standing up to be a workout.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 12:17 PM (k4dH2)
It wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. It was actually kind of okay.
It started with a really preachy bit which was off putting, but ended up being not too bad with the twists and turns.
And the end credits bit with the RBG gag about skydiving was kind of like the joking we do about her.
Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2020 12:17 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 12:18 PM (zr5Kq)
BREAKING: China has concealed the extent of the coronavirus outbreak in its country, under-reporting both total cases and deaths, the U.S. intelligence community concluded in a classified report
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Lee Ho Fuk! Did not see that coming! I guess they don't call them the intelligence community for nothing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2020 12:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 01, 2020 12:18 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: fb at April 01, 2020 12:18 PM (6ESMG)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 12:18 PM (ekIi+)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 01, 2020 12:19 PM (4EqBd)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:19 PM (o2MD2)
BREAKING: China has concealed the extent of the coronavirus outbreak in its country, under-reporting both total cases and deaths, the U.S. intelligence community concluded in a classified report
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Lee Ho Fuk! Did not see that coming! I guess they don't call them the intelligence community for nothing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2020 12:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Too bad the Babylon Bee already used the joke about CNN accidentally posting real news for April fools day already
Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2020 12:20 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2020 12:20 PM (gHCnG)
Next up: China may not have the West's best interest in mind says the IC.
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 12:21 PM (ekIi+)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 01, 2020 12:19 PM (4EqBd)
You get any more hunched over, the entire world will smell like your taint. At least to you.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2020 12:21 PM (XF4b8)
Congrats on the new place. I hate moving but I'm thinking about doing it instead of cleaning, painting, and doing upgrades....
I'm not one of those that's getting a whole lot done around the house in these times since I'm still working from home and it looks like I'll be home schooling on top of that. I want to get a cleaner but that's out right now.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 12:21 PM (UUBmN)
123 113 I don't think the cruise ship industry is going to survive this mess.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 11:26 AM (ZLI7S)
I think Captain Ron will always be available for charters. Probably Captain Jack, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 12:21 PM (V2Yro)
Might be Testosterone Envy
So are a lot of Morons.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 01, 2020 12:21 PM (y7DUB)
I think you mean "frontline heroes".
Posted by: SE Cupp at April 01, 2020 12:21 PM (75Q6c)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 12:21 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: King Tuthankhamen at April 01, 2020 12:22 PM (gHCnG)
How many for each arm?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 12:22 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 12:22 PM (QzF6i)
its country, under-reporting both total cases and deaths, the U.S.
intelligence community concluded in a classified report
Intelligence community? Is it comprised of the same 10 bajillion intelligence agencies that say there is definitely something to Trump's Russian Collusion?Anything less and I won't believe it!
Posted by: average hipster at April 01, 2020 12:22 PM (6ESMG)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 01, 2020 12:22 PM (COzlW)
Might be Testosterone Envy
So are a lot of Morons.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 01, 2020 12:21 PM (y7DUB)
No, we're fascinated by MILFs doing yoga. Completely different.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2020 12:22 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2020 12:23 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 12:23 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: RBG at April 01, 2020 12:23 PM (q1Pj5)
If not us...this the perfect World political climate for wars . You guys know this better than me. Wars mushroom exactly like mushrooms.
People uncomfortable here. Over there....any where through direct anger ( Iranians vs their leaders ) or misdirection ( the rest of the World). Almost any negative event in your life would be jacked up ovrer there.
Ever lived in a small country? Oh fuck your vacation to Greenland. See work = blood, sweat tears = $$. Vacations = tourist traps = sad hotel art = sad musicians.
And i almost forgot....when you live in a small country the World is so much more alive and deadlier. Its like driving a compact Mongo car from the early eighties vs.SUV.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 01, 2020 12:23 PM (4HHmO)
I do believe that soyboys can't do planks and find them super impressive, though.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 01, 2020 12:23 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 12:22 PM (QzF6i)
How can we be sure?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 12:23 PM (G546f)
Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2020 12:11 PM (Ed8Zd)
All kinds of pushups, an angle like this /.
More of a pushaway. But at 89 good show.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 12:23 PM (ADat4)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 01, 2020 12:16 PM (8B6Ng)
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Hmm, sounds suspiciously like my retirement plans.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 12:23 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2020 12:22 PM (SgjGX)
Two words: yoga Flocke
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 01, 2020 12:24 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2020 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 12:25 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 12:25 PM (ekIi+)
Posted by: SE Cupp at April 01, 2020 12:21 PM (75Q6c)
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You used to have a few things going for you, but, now, you're down to two, and those aren't enough any more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 12:25 PM (WEBkv)
That Kyle Griffin twitter account really draws all the usual shrill Trump-hating Deep State operatives. Maybe when this pandemic thing is over, he can have them all over for a get-together. And we can chain the doors shut and set the place on fire.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 01, 2020 12:25 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2020 12:22 PM (SgjGX)
No, young 20-somethings doing '80s sexy aerobics as the camera spins around them. The classics are best.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2020 12:25 PM (q1Pj5)
My hard cock fills with cum to the brim.
Though her pussy be wrinkled
In her eye is a twinkle
That beckons my schlong to slide in.
Posted by: SCROTUS at April 01, 2020 12:25 PM (bJmbC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 12:25 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 12:25 PM (4Vu64)
If you want to see corruption, go to Louisiana.
I spent a week going through the Hurricane Pam exercise a year before Katrina. The big thing back then was interoperable communications - having equipment so that the police, fire, emergency management and others could all talk to each other.
Over crawfish boil dinners I watched as each faction fought to have their cousin or brother-in-law get the contract and on what platform it would be formed for future revenue.
The federal government was going to pay for it 100%, but insisted on buying it directly. The local parishes wanted the fed to give them the money, so that they could convert it to overtime and "training" (vacation travel slush fund). Needless to say, I doubt Louisiana has interoperable communications to this day.
Fucking thieves.
Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2020 12:26 PM (mrrpT)
The protests were held following the detention of a man who was suspected of violating an isolation order from the Health Ministry.
Rioters burned garbage cans and tires.
Living up to all my expectations
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 12:26 PM (85Gof)
Men who were raised by white women idolize black people.
This is why the mama's boys in the media call her the "Notorious RBG" and imagine her speaking ebonics.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 12:26 PM (LVx0E)
Mike Pence Issues Permanent Stay-At-Home Order To Nation's Women
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2020 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Orders that women be barefoot in the winter.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 12:26 PM (ADat4)
Posted by: Adriane the Season 8 Critic ... at April 01, 2020 12:26 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
BREAKING: China has concealed the extent of the coronavirus outbreak in
its country, under-reporting both total cases and deaths, the U.S.
intelligence community concluded in a classified report
Intelligence community? Is it comprised of the same 10 bajillion intelligence agencies that say there is definitely something to Trump's Russian Collusion?Anything less and I won't believe it!
Posted by: average hipster at April 01, 2020 12:22 PM (6ESMG)
The same intelligence community that accurately predicted the fall of the Soviet Union.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2020 12:27 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 12:27 PM (VY4KS)
NR tweet from sidebar has been taken down (I'm guessing due to ridicule). Anybody catch what it said before they deigned to memory-hole it?
I'm morbidly curious, here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 12:27 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 01, 2020 12:27 PM (COzlW)
Living up to all my expectations
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 12:26 PM (85Gof)
They never miss an opportunity to punch themselves in the dick.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 01, 2020 12:27 PM (5Iviw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
What branch?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 12:27 PM (WI7YS)
Living up to all my expectations
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2020 12:26 PM (85Gof)
So it's Earth Day?
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 12:27 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:28 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 12:28 PM (VY4KS)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 12:23 PM (cqteU)
I pretty much don't believe anything that the culture puts out there. Timeless truth, and honest science is all I trust anymore.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 12:28 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: dantesed at April 01, 2020 12:28 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2020 12:28 PM (ABjxW)
95 67. I'm fairly fit. I lift, walk 4-6 miles a day, eat no sugar, starch, or grains, and can do 100 squats. I cannot do a real push up. Off the wall, or even a 45 degree one, yeah, some but a real one? No. I can't even get my boobs off the floor in a real push up. I can't do a chin-up either. Not built for that.
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 12:25 PM (ekIi+)
You know the rule.
Posted by: Sooner at April 01, 2020 12:29 PM (Fs5vw)
buying it directly. The local parishes wanted the fed to give them the
money, so that they could convert it to overtime and "training"
(vacation travel slush fund). Needless to say, I doubt Louisiana has
interoperable communications to this day."
LWIN: Louisiana Wireless Information Network
It doesn't get more corrupt than the corruption involved with that Federal Motorola contract the states were forced into.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 01, 2020 12:29 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 12:29 PM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:28 PM (o2MD2)
I don't know, he sounds like one our own.
Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2020 12:29 PM (mrrpT)
Sad thing is that there are dopes that would actually believe this.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 12:29 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Dom Mazzetti at April 01, 2020 12:29 PM (Of/Uk)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 12:28 PM (VY4KS)
Not until the twelfth of never and that's a long, long time.
Posted by: Johnny Mathis at April 01, 2020 12:30 PM (aS1PU)
Meter. Look it up, troll.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 12:30 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:30 PM (NWiLs)
If you want to see corruption, go to Louisiana.
LA was the most logical place for a gulf port.
Those that tried moved to TX.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 12:30 PM (ADat4)
Dingbat wears frames with no prescription so she looks smart on TV, and he's dorky?
Bitch, please.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 12:30 PM (LVx0E)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2020 12:31 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 01, 2020 12:31 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 12:31 PM (DDgIo)
Posted by: RBG at April 01, 2020 12:31 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2020 12:31 PM (BLT3V)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 01, 2020 12:31 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 01, 2020 12:31 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 12:31 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: seriously you guys at April 01, 2020 12:31 PM (kcAyV)
Posted by: dantesed at April 01, 2020 12:28 PM (88xKn)
While toting a 50 lb. backpack, no less.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 01, 2020 12:31 PM (5Iviw)
Those that tried moved to TX.
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Yep. They built their own damned harbor, too.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 12:32 PM (VY4KS)
its country, under-reporting both total cases and deaths, the U.S.
intelligence community concluded in a classified report
Intelligence community? Is it comprised of the same 10 bajillion intelligence agencies that say there is definitely something to Trump's Russian Collusion?Anything less and I won't believe it!"
The vaunted 17 intelligence agencies have divisions and departments devoted to analyzing and documenting the spread of infectious diseases and produce papers routinely about the dangers and risks. A few weeks ago there were IC-leaked stories in American media about attempts to warn Trump and Congress about coronavirus back in January. Those stories disappeared as it became obvious the disease was an issue in China at least in December and probably at least as early as November.
So either the intelligence agencies knew about the virus and sat on that information to hurt Trump, or missed a critical event. As much as they are capable of the former, it is likely the latter because this is the same crew that screwed up the collapse of the USSR, 9/11, WMD, yadda, yadda.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 01, 2020 12:32 PM (puu6v)
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I think there are a vast number of Morons willing and ready to help!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 12:32 PM (G546f)
(Via GP)
78% of the Coronavirus deaths had a prior, serious medical condition
Over 62% of those hospitalized for it are over the age of 65
That's what we shut down for?!
Sick people who were near death anyway?!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 01, 2020 12:32 PM (vPKfA)
Bitch, please.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 12:30 PM (LVx0E)
Kat Timpf is basically an alt-right meme about western women made flesh.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2020 12:32 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 12:32 PM (v0R5T)
Finished clearing out the overgrowth around the pond out in the back. Lots of burning of tree limbs and brush to be done.
Mowed the yard and dog pens yesterday. Between unemployment and coronavirus the lawn looks better than it has in years.
Haven't heard back about my application for which I had four (4) separate interviews, the last two weeks ago. The position has been reposted, so I guess it's curtains.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2020 12:33 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 01, 2020 12:33 PM (4HHmO)
Can she straighten out her torso? The more recent pics I've seen of her she is hunched over.
And can her arms support her body weight - really?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 12:33 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: RBG at April 01, 2020 12:33 PM (2cfUo)
Dingbat wears frames with no prescription so she looks smart on TV, and he's dorky?
Bitch, please.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 12:30 PM (LVx0E)
Your name is Kat Timpf, and Mike Lindell is dorky?
Posted by: Archer at April 01, 2020 12:33 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 12:33 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: RBG at April 01, 2020 12:33 PM (gAXBD)
I still like Frida's art but she's been made into some sort of cult heroine. She and her husband Diego Rivera were immensely talented individuals who hated capitalism but made money off it. Pfffft..
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at April 01, 2020 12:33 PM (iiT9X)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (Q8c/L)
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Because Bill Gates called for a complete nationwide shutdown.
Bill Gates, expert in infectious disease, pandemics, macroeconomics, and yacht building.
Posted by: seriously you guys at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (YQ2sF)
She's probably saying that because he wears a large cross.
I actually find him rather pleasant looking, maybe because for years my husband just had a mustache and like Mike Lindell he's a nice guy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: dantesed at April 01, 2020 12:28 PM (88xKn)
While toting a 50 lb. backpack, no less.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 01, 2020 12:31 PM (5Iviw)
.........
She climb de Alps barefoot.
Posted by: Ahnold at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (v0R5T)
Sick people who were near death anyway?!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 01, 2020 12:32 PM (vPKfA)
Maybe we should just kill them now to save a few more bucks?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: RBG at April 01, 2020 12:31 PM (2cfUo)
Pull that train!
Posted by: getting the banned not with a gun to my head at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (TsaWj)
==
I think there are a vast number of Morons willing and ready to help!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 12:32 PM (G546f)
*raises hand*
I'm very enthusiastic about helping 'ettes achieve their fitness goals.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (lg/F7)
To Kat Timpf:
Yeah, that dork built a big company from nothing, you stupid bitch. Show some respect, you good-for-nothing ConservaTHOT newstalker. All you do is trade on your looks at a damnably stupid TV network.
Mike Lindell makes pillows and that employs people. That's called a net-benefit. If you ceased to be at this moment, few would notice, fewer would care, and those who did would probably consider the world improved.
That is all, Kat. Now freshen up my beer, would you?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: jewells45
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Until this incident, "Shelter-in-place" was a term used when a gunman is loose on your college campus or your workplace.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: Archer at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (gmo/4)
/shrug
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 12:13 PM (8fB/R)
Meh. If the trainer is a party to this, he's a Deep State minion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (miJU3)
They misspelled 'caregiver'
Posted by: Ripley at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (MxEKc)
@BigJoeBastardi 3m
Big discussion on Weatherbell.com PREMIUM on big problem storm for eastern New England Thur night and Friday as storm bombing out off east coast loops back NW to about 75 ESE Nantucket Fri am. Similar to Christmas eve 1994, Perfect storm, though likely not as strong
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (cFb7C)
RBG climbing Everest, RBG in Olympics shot put, RBG benching 300, etc.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2020 12:35 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2020 12:35 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2020 12:32 PM (SgjGX)
The archetype.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 01, 2020 12:35 PM (Z1t3j)
Hmm, there can only be one explanation for this....
Posted by: Digging Deeper at April 01, 2020 12:35 PM (FVrDO)
Posted by: seriously you guys at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (YQ2sF)
++++++++++
Don't forget education. He's deep in to modern progressive education schemes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 12:35 PM (Q8c/L)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 12:35 PM (ekIi+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
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A paramilitary organization known as the Navy.
And congrats on the job.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:35 PM (Dc2NZ)
Sick people who were near death anyway?!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 01, 2020 12:32 PM (vPKfA)
Or, maybe, a good percentage of the survivors only survived through hospitalization. Dont know.
Posted by: Corn Fed at April 01, 2020 12:35 PM (EA1BR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 12:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
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A paramilitary organization known as the Navy.
And congrats on the job.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:35 PM (Dc2NZ)
You sailed the seven seas, eh? And thanks!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 12:23 PM (cqteU)
I pretty much don't believe anything that the culture puts out there. Timeless truth, and honest science is all I trust anymore.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 12:28 PM (90T4r) "
Exactly right.
Every day I am glad that I have both of those in hard copy on the shelves.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 12:36 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: Ahnold at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (v0R5T)
Well, she is as old as the Iceman.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: getting the banned one big eyebrow at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (TsaWj)
Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (Gyhs0)
Bitch, please.
- - - -
Seriously, Mike Lindell's two dealers performed an intervention.
That is hardcore.
And her glasses are a prop? Why does that not surprise me? Fake conservative, fake glasses, fake jokes (she's not funny), fake writer.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (q9K+5)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 01, 2020 12:32 PM (puu6v)
Whether malign, incompetent, or both, the intelligence community is long overdue for some new oversight and restructuring.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (J+mig)
The good news is that when I try and fail, I don't break my nose.
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (ekIi+)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (cFb7C)
But what will be the storm's name? That's what is important!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (VY4KS)
.......
and Mike responded Kat should have a couple cheeseburgers.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2020 12:38 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 01, 2020 12:38 PM (lg/F7)
Wasnt trotsky ice axed while staying at her house?
Just askin
Posted by: getting the banned one big eyebrow at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (TsaWj)
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Yes, sadly.
But it gave us the great band name Trotsky Icepick!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
https://tinyurl.com/uuf36y9
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 12:38 PM (LVx0E)
Anyone who believed initial guesses that 2 million would die or even 200,000 is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2020 12:38 PM (jUVms)
That's what we shut down for?!
Sick people who were near death anyway?!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 01, 2020 12:32 PM (vPKfA)
So, it's OK by you if the president dies?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 12:38 PM (ADat4)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (ekIi+)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (bDqIh)
---------------------------------
I'm a man, so I can say it: FAKE BLONDE HAIR
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (LVx0E)
Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2020 12:38 PM (3aI0K)
Best and Brightest!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (q1Pj5)
I'll snap that stack of dimes you call a neck
Posted by: RBG at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (2cfUo)
People are out there, gettin chased off of hospital grounds, recording how few people are in testing lines and emergency rooms, even in downtown NYC.
Now, I'm not one to decide what is what based on crowdsource videos. But I do take input.
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 12:14 PM (8fB/R)
The fact that the leftists keep pushing this crap alone speaks volumes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (BLT3V)
Posted by: Satan, none other at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (TsaWj)
That had to be a unspeakably dreadful. Just stultifying boredom punctuated by cringe, if I had to guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 12:33 PM (QzF6i)
Trump is letting these things get out of hand. Make them shorter, tighter, stop fielding political questions, get people on the same page.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 12:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 12:40 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 01, 2020 12:40 PM (JRaU+)
+++++
*Shoves SMOD+
Shut up!
Posted by: Elaine Benes at April 01, 2020 12:40 PM (soeMV)
https://tinyurl.com/uuf36y9
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 12:38 PM (LVx0E
E÷eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 12:40 PM (ekIi+)
Apparently those heroes at National Review removed whatever tweet was linked by the sidebar reference.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2020 12:40 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2020 12:38 PM (3aI0K)
Best and Brightest!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (q1Pj5)
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So what? They ARE the smart ones, building immunity unlike us dummies who stayed home.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2020 12:40 PM (jUVms)
Would be a task oh-so cock-wearying.
But I'd risk the contortions
For a late-term abortion
Once I've busted old Ruthie's sweet cherry in.
Posted by: SCROTUS at April 01, 2020 12:40 PM (bJmbC)
yep I literally don't care if kids wanted to freaking ENJOY LIFE
dear lord
what have we become?!?!
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (j9HX3)
https://tinyurl.com/uuf36y9
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 12:38 PM (LVx0E)
She should sue the shit out of her optometrist.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (pNxlR)
How about Ralph? Why can't we have a storm named Ralph?
Posted by: BignJames at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (X/Pw5)
It took 10 long years to move off of dead zero in the economy after that one.
I've put my plan forward for the economy after this crisis and defended it in the face of an onslaught of criticism. It would be good to hear what others think we should do.
If anyone has an opinion on what to do, please let us know. Remember, even if someone gets elected, they are just as dumb as they were before. Good ideas don't come from Washington.
Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (H8QX8)
them shorter, tighter, stop fielding political questions, get people on
the same page.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (H8QX
+++++Agreed
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (QzF6i)
https://tinyurl.com/uuf36y9
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 12:38 PM (LVx0E)
oh okay. I see why I get this trailerpark vibe from her. She's nasty.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (DDgIo)
https://tinyurl.com/uuf36y9
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 12:38 PM (LVx0E)
This is actually not that surprising.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM (J+mig)
++++++++++++
Nuke it all and replace it with three agencies:
- Foreign intelligence. Long leash.
- Domestic intelligence. Short leash - measured in nanometers.
- Oversight agency. Controls, reviews and checks the other agencies. Exempt from Pendleton, maximum 5 years' service for any employee.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (Q8c/L)
NR tweet from sidebar has been taken down (I'm guessing due to
ridicule). Anybody catch what it said before they deigned to memory-hole
it?
I'm morbidly curious, here.
Me too.
Posted by: Sunflower at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (nHY+3)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 12:42 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 12:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:42 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2020 12:42 PM (cFtwr)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 12:42 PM (ADat4)
Posted by: dagny
Don't feel bad. I can't get my boobs off the floor when I do chin ups.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 01, 2020 12:43 PM (2cuLk)
OnlyFans reporting 3.5 million new signups in March, 60,000 of them new creators, per an email from the company. In the first two weeks of March alone that was a 75% increase from the normal level.
(It remains a fucking mystery why men are avoiding modern women like the plague. "Where have all the good men gone!?!?" They screamed in terror)
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 12:43 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 12:43 PM (DDgIo)
100g, 100g, do I hear 200, anyone predicting 200G?
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 12:43 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (iBMrD)
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And then we sold their organs!!!
1. Release virus
2. Round up enemies
3. Sell their organs
4. Profit!
5. Trump loses election.
6. More profit.
(as an aside, despite our communist bona fides, we really have a fondness for profit. Ironic no?)
Ask us how we manage student riots, population control, and Christianity.
Posted by: CCP at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (Orapv)
210 153 Dow is tanking because the press conference yesterday convinced people that there are going to be 200,000 deaths in the US. So, went from optimistic, end of April, likely lifting of stay at home and reopening the country to we're all gonna die.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 12:33 PM (QzF6i)
Trump is letting these things get out of hand. Make them shorter, tighter, stop fielding political questions, get people on the same page.
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Nope. Trump and Mnuchen know you have to build a bottom to launch a rally. They've been letting the shorts get hammered a few times and then let them get short again. After a while (two to three weeks) you have a real bottom formation and, hopefully, a get your ass back to work announcement. Boom.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (VY4KS)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 11:26 AM (ZLI7S)
I think Captain Ron will always be available for charters. Probably Captain Jack, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 12:21 PM (V2Yro)
Captain Morgan can take you on a trip without ever leaving the dock.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (z79tQ)
*******
Michael Keaton Begs Trump to 'Please Get Out of the Way'
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (DDgIo)
Michael Keaton is still alive?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: dagny at April 01, 2020 12:40 PM (ekIi+) "
Just what I said.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (iBMrD)
Sometimes heavy flow just to mix things up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (NWiLs)
Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg's exercise mostly likely is the once a month removal from her iron lung to clean it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (3Gu0g)
I assume it's best administered immediately after sex
Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (BLT3V)
I don't understand this mentality at all. If someone is concerned about getting ill then that person should shelter in place. Problem solved.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 01, 2020 12:45 PM (Z1t3j)
214 University of Texas spring breakers who flouted public health advice test positive for coronavirus
+++++
*Shoves SMOD+
Shut up!
Posted by: Elaine Benes at April 01, 2020 12:40 PM (soeMV)
Bet they get sick for a couple of days and then recover.
Posted by: Sooner at April 01, 2020 12:45 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 12:45 PM (W2taJ)
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 12:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (VY4KS)
This 100%
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 01, 2020 12:45 PM (sI15f)
"Sending strength and prayers for you and your family @Chris Cuomo. We need all of the Cuomo's [sic] right now! Please stay strong and get healthy as soon as possible!"
But when people on Twitter as her to pray for PDT, crickets.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 12:45 PM (ptqGC)
I'll snap that stack of dimes you call a neck
Posted by: RBG at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Sooner at April 01, 2020 12:45 PM (Fs5vw)
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Correct and they've likely built some immunity.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 12:42 PM (UUBmN)
It's twue! It's twue, it's twue!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (NWiLs)
bottom to launch a rally. They've been letting the shorts get hammered a
few times and then let them get short again. After a while (two to
three weeks) you have a real bottom formation and, hopefully, a get your
ass back to work announcement. Boom.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (VY4KS)
I really hope you are right.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (QzF6i)
They always wanted us to become a more liberal party, and then would act shocked when they got pushback from the audience in the Q&A. One might even say we weren't havin' it.
I haven't gone to a "Republican" event in NYC in years, and I wouldn't wipe my ass with those who do.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (LVx0E)
Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
*******
Michael Keaton Begs Trump to 'Please Get Out of the Way'
Posted by: WuHAN Solo
So brave..so brave...
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (cFtwr)
Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (iBMrD)
When he's not being my tampon.
Posted by: Camilla at April 01, 2020 12:47 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
You know I can't tell you that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:47 PM (NWiLs)
Maybe we should just kill them now to save a few more bucks?
--
Nice ad absurdum retort
Bonus coming from the same people who passed a law mandating Grandma be sent home with bottle of aspirin to die from her cancer.
And the same people who kill 2,500 babies every day before they take a single breath, you know so "my daughter won't be burdened with" it, as was once said.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 01, 2020 12:47 PM (vPKfA)
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Why can't Gates get busy building a better software than fucking Microsoft Office? Is he waiting for Apple to show him the way like last time? Jeebus, its like driving a Reneault Dauphine.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 12:47 PM (VY4KS)
*******
Michael Keaton Begs Trump to 'Please Get Out of the Way'
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (DDgIo)
Being a mental defective must be a prerequisite to working in Commiewood
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2020 12:47 PM (3Gu0g)
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 12:47 PM (Eicbe)
With a kitchen fulla shelves!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at April 01, 2020 12:47 PM (ZQEWK)
She is cringe on Gutfeld's show - she'll pause, think back to her prepared "zinger" and then deliver her casual snark. And it flops.
Why can't we at least get quality conservative writers? These thotinas are useless.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2020 12:47 PM (bDqIh)
the same page.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (H8QX
Only thing new I heard was that it took and extra week to kick the CDC/FDA/ETCs butt to get approval to use off label drug for test.
Day 3 of 10 ten instead of completion.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 12:47 PM (ADat4)
The suicide rate is going to jump this afternoon after listening to the Cuomo news conference.
Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (mrrpT)
I've had to turn off all the news channels. It's all NYC all the time. You wouldn't know any other part of the country was dealing with Bat Soup Flu.
And Fredo the Elder's voice is beyond irritating.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 12:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:48 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Bruce at April 01, 2020 12:48 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: RBG at April 01, 2020 12:48 PM (2cfUo)
I haven't gone to a "Republican" event in NYC in years, and I wouldn't wipe my ass with those who do.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (LVx0E)
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Yeah we TOTES NEED the cognitive elite like Baby Snark and Jonah the Whale at orgs like YAF to yammer at us about what True Conservatism™ really means while having their pockets stuffed by our political enemies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 12:48 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: Hose' Ferrier at April 01, 2020 12:48 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:47 PM (NWiLs)
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Well, I'm quite sure Insomniac rocks the "Miami Vice" look.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 12:49 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
You know I can't tell you that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:47 PM (NWiLs)
Psst....can you score me some of that sweet malaria drug? *shifty eyes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 12:49 PM (ptqGC)
and as for pushups, they are just getting off the floor?
some routine
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 01, 2020 12:49 PM (uS2EJ)
Trump is letting these things get out of hand. Make
them shorter, tighter, stop fielding political questions, get people on
the same page.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 01, 2020 12:39 PM (H8QX
+++++Agreed
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (QzF6i)
_________
I've been saying since the beginning of this mess that he's been getting bad advice.
Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 12:49 PM (iBMrD)
Posted by: Sooner
Like a lot of us did last week of December/first week of January.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 12:49 PM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 12:49 PM (FIYRT)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2020 12:49 PM (G8B4j)
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at April 01, 2020 12:49 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 12:49 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Luke Jackson at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (PhLl4)
Posted by: dantesed at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (88xKn)
Glad it's finally comin' up Insom. Congrats!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
You know I can't tell you that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:47 PM (NWiLs)
Psst....can you score me some of that sweet malaria drug? *shifty eyes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 12:49 PM (ptqGC)
........
and some TP?
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (w2O4c)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: ejochs at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (lSFMQ)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (IB++I)
https://tinyurl.com/uuf36y9
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 12:38 PM (LVx0E)
Maybe just maybe she isn't that pretty IRL.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (MRjKr)
Like a lot of us did last week of December/first week of January.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 12:49 PM (W2taJ)
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Exactly.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2020 12:51 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: getting the banned back to jan's new years drive at April 01, 2020 12:51 PM (TsaWj)
*******
Michael Keaton Begs Trump to 'Please Get Out of the Way'
Posted by: WuHAN Solo
So brave..so brave...
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (cFtwr)
Oh, piss off, BeetleJuice.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 12:51 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 12:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 01, 2020 12:51 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 12:51 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2020 12:51 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 12:49 PM (FIYRT)
..........
Lean in.
Posted by: wth at April 01, 2020 12:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 12:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (JRaU+)
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One of the benefits of having all national news owned by Globalist Entertainment companies headquartered in Manhattan. They're breath smells like Xi's ass.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (VY4KS)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (0jZvB)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (IB++I)
It's almost as if we aren't getting the entire story and/or our leaders and scientists have no idea what the fuck is going on with this bioweapon including China.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: Luke Jackson at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (PhLl4)
Huh. I like Keith Richards, the other one, not so much.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (90T4r)
I still like Frida's art but she's been made into some sort of cult heroine. She and her husband Diego Rivera were immensely talented individuals who hated capitalism but made money off it. Pfffft..
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
And as I recollect it, Frida Kahlo was even uglier than me.
Posted by: A Mud Fence at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 01, 2020 12:53 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 01, 2020 12:53 PM (wIb05)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 12:53 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 01, 2020 12:53 PM (VuPN9)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 12:51 PM (ZCEU2)
Not something I would fuck with you guys about. Plenty of other things, sure, but not this one.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 12:47 PM (ptqGC)
The debates will be WWW the hoot.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 12:53 PM (ADat4)
Posted by: RJD at April 01, 2020 12:53 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 01, 2020 12:51 PM (oVJmc)
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She does this combination deep meditation + planking. Really firms up the mind and body.
When she's planking and not responding, it's the deep meditation.
Hey! What are you doing with that stethoscope!
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 12:53 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 12:53 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 12:54 PM (QzF6i)
Second look at gloryholes?
Posted by: getting the unsullied banned out of the gutter at April 01, 2020 12:54 PM (TsaWj)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2020 11:26 AM (ZLI7S)
I think Captain Ron will always be available for charters. Probably Captain Jack, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 12:21 PM (V2Yro)
Captain Jack will get you high tonight.
And take you to your special island....
Captain Morgan can take you on a trip without ever leaving the dock.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 12:54 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: A Mud Fence at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (miJU3)
And crazier than me.
Posted by: A Shithouse Rat at April 01, 2020 12:54 PM (Z1t3j)
https://tinyurl.com/uuf36y9
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 12:38 PM (LVx0E)
He looks more fey than Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 12:54 PM (ptqGC)
Rode in one of those once, with a very old Phil Hill.
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They were actually kind of fun but I wouldn't take one on today's highways.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 12:54 PM (VY4KS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 12:54 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (DDgIo)
Die, Hollywood, die!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 12:54 PM (YqDXo)
Then it can't be stopped - short of everyone staying at home - for real - for at least two months along with weekly monitoring. And the country dies.
So why are we even bothering ?
Posted by: I Am No One at April 01, 2020 12:54 PM (uOouc)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 12:54 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (o2MD2)
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They've always got their backup professions as reporters.
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 12:54 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM
She's flat as a board
Posted by: Bigsmith at April 01, 2020 12:54 PM (G/mW5)
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 12:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (IB++I)
It's almost as if we aren't getting the entire story and/or our leaders and scientists have no idea what the fuck is going on with this bioweapon including China.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (MRjKr)
My belief is that everyone is underreporting deaths along with perhaps cases (including not testing some people who have it with milder symptoms.) All figures have been underestimated, most people in power either know or suspect this, and, having no idea what the real figures are even by an order of magnitude, are panicking, trying to figure out what the real possible target is, what evidence is that the spread is under control, etc etc etc.
China is re-outbreaking as I understand it and the US intel service is now explicitly claiming that China is hiding the real extent.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 12:55 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (JRaU+)
His cock has its own social security number.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 12:55 PM (MRjKr)
It took 10 long years to move off of dead zero in the economy after that one.
I've put my plan forward for the economy after this crisis and defended it in the face of an onslaught of criticism. It would be good to hear what others think we should do.
If anyone has an opinion on what to do, please let us know. Remember, even if someone gets elected, they are just as dumb as they were before. Good ideas don't come from Washington.
Posted by: jwest at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (mrrpT)
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To be fair, 8 of those 10 years were under Obama. He wasn't exactly friendly towards the economy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 01, 2020 12:56 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 01, 2020 12:56 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: I Am No One at April 01, 2020 12:54 PM (uOouc)
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Related: in a news conference last week, within two freaking sentences, Governor Pole-Ass claimed the lockdown was necessary to prevent the spread, and that everyone in CO will likely get it anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 12:56 PM (II2Y0)
Like when? During impeachment?
He would have been accused of creating a crisis just to get impeachment off the front page.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 12:56 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 01, 2020 12:56 PM (odrqb)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 01, 2020 12:57 PM (8/E19)
It's my heart's fondest wish to romance her.
Every time that she's tripped
She has broken a hip --
But she's still a magnificent dancer!
Posted by: SCROTUS at April 01, 2020 12:57 PM (bJmbC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aMCzRj3Syg
=
which one is Insom, the black guy ?
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 12:57 PM (zr5Kq)
I've had to turn off all the news channels. It's all NYC all the time.
You wouldn't know any other part of the country was dealing with Bat
Soup Flu.
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One of the benefits of having all national news owned by Globalist
Entertainment companies headquartered in Manhattan. They're breath
smells like Xi's ass.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 12:52 PM (VY4KS)
They are positioning Cuomo to run when Biden drops out. Trying to frame him up as the "hero of Coronavirus" or something. He's a complete piece of crap.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 01, 2020 12:57 PM (Dc5Qe)
Then it can't be stopped - short of everyone staying at home - for real - for at least two months along with weekly monitoring. And the country dies.
So why are we even bothering ?
Posted by: I Am No One at April 01, 2020 12:54 PM (uOouc)
I thought that Diamond Princess numbers just hadn't been updated, since worldmeter doesn't do reporting itself, but then it went up from 10 to 11 (!) and I was like wtf.
I hope there is just misreporting here concerning current active/critical cases, because otherwise this seems pretty insane.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 12:57 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 12:56 PM (II2Y0)
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When you're a Dem the press lets you get away with anything. Grab them by the pussy, anything.
Posted by: Axeman at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 12:55 PM (IB++I)
Is it really though or are they using the story of new outbreaks as cover to squash social unrest? Remember those videos from the Hubei bridge that leaked out the other day.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (Z1t3j)
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 01, 2020 12:34 PM (TLxpZ)
No. Forcibly quarantine those who are sick, and those who have returned from areas with active outbreaks.
Advise the elderly, and others who may be susceptible, to remain home, and to exercise extreme caution if they venture out.
And let the rest of us carry on as normal, but be mindful to avoid persons with obvious symptoms.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (miJU3)
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Refinance your house at zero interest rate. Oh, and buy ammo.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (VY4KS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:53 PM (NWiLs)
Congrats, Big Dick Playa!
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 01, 2020 12:56 PM (odrqb)
Out of concern for your wellbeing, no doubt.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:37 PM
What tits?
Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:59 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 12:59 PM (YqDXo)
(whips it out, Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E ).
Posted by: getting the banned to try the veal at April 01, 2020 12:59 PM (TsaWj)
Posted by: Caliban at April 01, 2020 12:59 PM (QE8X6)
So we're all gonna die, but Gaia will be better for it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 12:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:59 PM (o2MD2)
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I think you missed a "barely" in there somewhere.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM (8/E19)
MUMR is now MUCK, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:59 PM (o2MD2)
This.
Half of them dropped out of high school - doubtless because they couldn't cut ice there - but they know things. Just ask Dunning and Kruger.
Time to go back to the Victorians take on performers? Or well PAST the time to do so?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 12:35 PM (Dc2NZ)
Insom got a job at last? Nice going!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM (Ozpxd)
Non-Pretty woman, don't make me cry
Non-Pretty woman, don't walk away, hey...
OK
Posted by: stumck at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Chillin the most at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:59 PM (o2MD2)
This.
Half of them dropped out of high school - doubtless because they couldn't cut ice there - but they know things. Just ask Dunning and Kruger.
Time to go back to the Victorians take on performers? Or well PAST the time to do so?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM (YqDXo)
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TEAM AMERICA: World Police had the best take on actors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:01 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Caliban at April 01, 2020 12:59 PM (QE8X6)
Make your statements. Stop engaging with those swine.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 01:01 PM (90T4r)
Has it always done this or is it just more blatant lately?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 01:01 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (miJU3)
Except you carry this virus without symptoms for something like two weeks, and are contagious during that time. And the stats coming out of that report Ace published this morning are scary in that, although the death rate is only about .66 percent, anybody 50 and over is likely to have a bad case of this, not just old sick people.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 01, 2020 01:01 PM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 01, 2020 01:01 PM (COzlW)
Time to go back to the Victorians take on performers? Or well PAST the time to do so?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM (YqDXo)
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The Roman one. Where they were held to a lower legal and social status than whores.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 01:01 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (90T4r)
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Yep. I'm betting there are tens of thousands of P95 masks thrown away every day because people haven't made the connection between their sniffles and the green hue of their car here in pollen season.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 01, 2020 01:02 PM (DVfUO)
Why isn't NY on shoot to kill lockdown?
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 01:02 PM (ZCEU2)
Exactly. Two weeks of this has not stopped the progression. 10x the cases and deaths every eight days, like clockwork, as one terribly helpful and persistent commenter says. So what is the game here ? Do this another 30 days ? Because that's how long it'll take for everyone to catch it ?
And what will we gain ? The last few days will see a jump from 150 mil to 350 mil anyway.
Supposedly a bug that lives days on some surfaces, hours in the air, and kills 2% of whatever it touches. Their numbers - not mine. And s
they're trying to tell me a 6' rule will save us all ?
Bullshit.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 01, 2020 01:02 PM (uOouc)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 12:50 PM (IB++I)
3711 passengers and crew on board. In those limited quarters, it's reasonable to assume all were exposed.
current death rate = 11/3711, or 00.29%
If all 15 critical cases die (worst case, and unlikely) then death rate will turn out to be 26/3711, or 00.7%.
This would appear to lend credence to the suspicion that final death rate will be around 00.66%, BUT social distancing reduces the exposed population, so a final death toll is still only speculation.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 01:02 PM (V2Yro)
Heh. I know a ton of people hate the ribbon, but Office is the business standard. If anyone out there makes something better, I'd be happy to check it out.
Excel in the hands of an experienced user is magical. Outlook does everything I want it to and more. Word is the best general use composition software, hands down. Access is terrible.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2020 01:02 PM (9t0Zz)
Has it always done this or is it just more blatant lately?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 01:01 PM (WEBkv)
A stroke, or Dementia??
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 01:02 PM (90T4r)
not school should be shut for the rest of the year, she brags about
keeping the free lunch and breakfast meals coming. Why???would these
actions make her more attractive as a VP? It makes no sense.
Posted by: Chillin the most at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM (lonOK)
Our county is delivering free school meals to public school kids via school buses. So you can just pick them up at your front door. Unreal. And this is with most parents at home.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 01:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 01:01 PM (90T4r)
That's exactly what they are. And at this point they're trying to use WuFlu to take him down.
Posted by: Caliban at April 01, 2020 01:02 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 01, 2020 01:02 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 12:55 PM (IB++I)
Is it really though or are they using the story of new outbreaks as cover to squash social unrest? Remember those videos from the Hubei bridge that leaked out the other day.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (Z1t3j)
US Intel svcs: https://tinyurl.com/tl94hzs
I think the 'unrest' in China has nothing to do with social control as some Americans expect; the Chinese are used to this and for the most part don't care. Like that doctor who got silenced, they're terrified *of* the bug itself. China is trying to *prevent* panics primarily among their own population by hiding the extent, and secondarily trying to keep up their international relations (especially trade.)
If we had the hospital capacity to handle 5% of our population in the hospital at once we might come out ok. We don't.
Speaking of economic damage, while we're feeling the burn right now, the speculations or projections were that if we allowed it to run its course the resulting chaos would do more damage to us than this. Yet, at this point, it's beginning to appear more of a lose-lose.
What this means is we need to adapt and restart the economy on these new terms, I think.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:02 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (MRjKr)
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Swingin' past ya kneez!
Posted by: Rob Slolom at April 01, 2020 01:03 PM (g8Yc+)
Time to go back to the Victorians take on performers? Or well PAST the time to do so?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM (YqDXo)
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I suggest actors do more violent shows using real weapons.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 01:03 PM (WEBkv)
I've been on a few, the last few times someone in our family got some weird bug. It's a petri dish.
If they do survive it will be a shell of its former self. But people will still vacation and spend money elsewhere (eventually).
They were almost exclusively foreign companies with foreign workers that mostly went outside the US for people to spend money.
Posted by: Blago at April 01, 2020 01:03 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 01:03 PM (QzF6i)
lolPosted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 01:04 PM (UUBmN)
MUMR's brain was always flaky, but when Ace hit him with the banhammer, he went over the edge. Never came back.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 01:04 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 01:03 PM (QzF6i)
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Flip flopper. She should have stuck to her guns, no matter what.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:04 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 12:55 PM (IB++I)
Is it really though or are they using the story of new outbreaks as cover to squash social unrest? Remember those videos from the Hubei bridge that leaked out the other day.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (Z1t3j)
"Reinfections" have been reported in other countries like South Korea and Isreal. Countries that thought they had it under control and beat like South Korea and Russia by taking draconian measures early are seeing breakouts when they let up.
The ChiComs created something they didn't understand and couldn't control, it accidentally escaped (people would not sleep at night if they knew how unsecure these global Bio labs are, China fell back to its "bio-warfare strategy of hiding information and allowing it to spread the world expecting to win at the end because 1.5 billion people".
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 01:04 PM (MRjKr)
Cruises suck, I never understood the appeal.
I think it depends on a cruise line. Some are more... luxurious than others.
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 01:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 01:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Caliban at April 01, 2020 12:59 PM (QE8X6)
With respect, I totally disagree. People's imaginations would run riot without them. Trump & Co. calmly relate exactly what they're doing. Trump's out front, large and in charge, and that steadies a lot of people's nerves.
And bloodbaths are on the MSM side. They look like retarded assholes - i.e., their true nature.
The press conferences are the reason Trump's handling of the crisis is getting high marks, and the MSM is getting abysmal marks. If Trump weren't having these press conferences - which are highly watched, btw - the MSM would fill the vacuum with their usual communist agitprop. There's a reason why the alphabet networks don't want to cover the press conferences, and it's certainly NOT low ratings.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 01:05 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (90T4r)
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Yep. I'm betting there are tens of thousands of P95 masks thrown away every day because people haven't made the connection between their sniffles and the green hue of their car here in pollen season.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 01, 2020 01:02 PM (DVfUO)
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I have terrible allergies that are pretty much immune to any allergy medication out there.
I can't tell you how many mornings I get up, during allergy season, wondering if it's just a bad allergy day or I'm coming down with something.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 01:05 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 12:58 PM (MRjKr)
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Swingin' past ya kneez!
Posted by: Rob Slolom at April 01, 2020 01:03 PM (g8Yc+)
No more frequent flyer bitch miles!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM
Mirror Universe Calvin Klein?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 01:05 PM (ejd/p)
Blamed on Trump for lack of testing and not taking it serious enough
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 01, 2020 01:05 PM (AQAzq)
Trump makes his remarks, his people make their remarks, then 30 minutes for questions
then back to work- lots to do, after all
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 01:05 PM (iTXRQ)
and all it took was a silly little pandemic..... lol
Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 01:04 PM (UUBmN)
Hah! Right?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2020 01:00 PM
Mirror Universe Calvin Klein?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 01:05 PM (ejd/p)
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Minor Underpants Crocheting Knave
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:05 PM (UWqZJ)
Heh. I know a ton of people hate the ribbon, but Office is the
business standard. If anyone out there makes something better, I'd be
happy to check it out.
have i got a deal for you!
Posted by: CP/M WordStar 4.0 at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (kf5Ci)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (COzlW)
The Yanzi sp. river bridge separates Wuhan from Xi'an. When Xi lifted the lockdown on Wuhan the people fled to the bridge heading for Xi'an.
First the people of Xi'an fought the people of Wuhan then the cops came and they fought each other.
The people of China know that the Bat Virus is bad.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (ADat4)
Why isn't NY on shoot to kill lockdown?
Posted by: Skip
Because subways are holy and pure vessels of diversity and inclusiveness.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (cFb7C)
and all it took was a silly little pandemic..... lol
Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 01:04 PM (UUBmN)
Hah! Right?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:05 PM (NWiLs)
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When SMOD comes, Insom's gonna end up president somehow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (UWqZJ)
Upon information and belief, Iran or its proxies are planning a sneak attack on U.S. troops and/or assets in Iraq. If this happens, Iran will pay a very heavy price, indeed!
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (cF8AT)
This is the mindset that is the epitome of the selfishness and uncompromising people that are out there. Not willing to sacrifice to save even one person.
The workers in the grocery stores are scared.
The workers in the hospitals are scared.
It's not about YOU, Ginsburg. It's about others.
Like Trump keeps saying, this is an invisible enemy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (COzlW)
I think it's called "chutzpah."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 01, 2020 01:07 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 01:05 PM (2DOZq)
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There's absolutely no way it is reported, period.
Heck, the referenced article had no photos or quotes from Ruthie. Only the Mad Dog Trainer she uses to squat 600lbs every two days.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 01, 2020 01:07 PM (DVfUO)
Posted by: whores in a roman lupanar at April 01, 2020 01:07 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 12:41 PM (DDgIo)
I have been done with Keaton since he bleated and entreated that research with baby bits was the only hope for Parkinson's patients. I do not have Parkinson's, but, I DO have Essential Tremor and I would never advocate for a cure based on chunks of babies. BTW, Parkinson's and ET now have some surgical options such as Deep Brain Stimulation for Parkinson's and ET and Focused Ultrasound Ablation for ET. I had the Focused Ultrasound last Halloween.
So Mikey and his foundation are at best dishonest brokers and at worst, evil.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 01, 2020 01:07 PM (kXoT0)
The ones I talk to are more exasperated and just over the whole thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:07 PM (NWiLs)
#1 motivation: to save face.
Generating a colossal train wreck like this, with the attendant loss of face, is anathema anywhere in Asia.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 01:08 PM (YqDXo)
The ChiComs created something they didn't understand and couldn't control, it accidentally escaped (people would not sleep at night if they knew how unsecure these global Bio labs are, China fell back to its "bio-warfare strategy of hiding information and allowing it to spread the world expecting to win at the end because 1.5 billion people".
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 01:04 PM (MRjKr)
As for reinfections, I am one of the doubters on this. I suspect the claims are simply based on some conflation: 1. there are at least two strains, and international travel (thanks Globalists!) has caused those to mix and spread too 2. the crownbug often has two phases that have a period in between that makes it seem like you're over it, making you think you were re-infected, and 3. crownbug can infect different parts of your body (i.e. eyes, gut, lungs) and they seem to end up as separate infections, why, I don't know. and 4. Not everyone who tested positive for it necessarily really got it, remember that in vaccinations, if the vaccine doesn't provoke a strong enough immune reaction from your body you don't really get good immunity. So just having had the bug once might not grant immunity if it was not very severe.
All of these things probably apply to the regular flu and especially to colds, as coronaviruses usually cause the syndrome we call 'the common cold'.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:08 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Joe Jackson at April 01, 2020 01:08 PM (j25AD)
This is the mindset that is the epitome of the selfishness and uncompromising people that are out there. Not willing to sacrifice to save even one person.
The workers in the grocery stores are scared.
The workers in the hospitals are scared.
It's not about YOU, Ginsburg. It's about others.
Like Trump keeps saying, this is an invisible enemy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (8fB/R)
Even at the risk of being awkward, I make a point of thanking grocery store and restaurant employees and delivery people for their efforts.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 01:08 PM (90T4r)
Windows has been garbage since forever.
Posted by: Blago at April 01, 2020 01:08 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 01:09 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:44 PM (NWiLs)
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LOL. Well done!
Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 01:09 PM (o698E)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 01:09 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (UWqZJ)
My dictatorship will be benevolent and just.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (UWqZJ)
My dictatorship will be benevolent and just.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:09 PM (NWiLs)
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That's just what the Il's promised.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:09 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2020 01:04 PM (zr5Kq)
+++++++++++
Yes. Very "luxurious" outfits like ours will rebound just fine.
Posted by: Hookers and Blow Cruise Emporium, a Freak Flag carrier at April 01, 2020 01:09 PM (Q8c/L)
Upon information and belief, Iran or its proxies are planning a sneak attack on U.S. troops and/or assets in Iraq. If this happens, Iran will pay a very heavy price, indeed!
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (cF8AT)
That's interesting. First, publicizing it means that they now know it won't be a surprise, so they may back down. Second, it's believable that the Iranians would want to do something big, they've been in complete retreat on every front ever since Suleimani got his ass blowed up. Some of them have got to be getting desperate to do something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 01:10 PM (V2Yro)
#1 motivation: to save face.
Generating a colossal train wreck like this, with the attendant loss of face, is anathema anywhere in Asia.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2020 01:08 PM (YqDXo)
Chinese and Asians in general are usually obsessed with saving face, and Communists (recall how commie Romania hid their crazy prison experiments and then stopped them when they were discovered) are also obsessed with press relations. Combine the two in China -- bad news!
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:10 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 01:08 PM (90T4r)
Good on ya. So do I.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:10 PM (NWiLs)
368 360 I just never can figure out why fucking actors,(FUCKING ACTORS)
think anyone gives a rat turd what their opinions are. They are (with
rare exceptions) qualified to waiter burgers at the local Sonic and
little else.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 12:59 PM (o2MD2)
You have to understand that these people feel they are special. They truly believe that. And they are, in a way. Making it in Hollywood and becoming a huge, bankable studio star is like making it to the NFL, only harder. You have to beat out thousands and thousands of other people to get that brass ring, and the struggle is very hard and it truly sucks till you make it. Most people cannot take it and quit long before they get to any level of success. On top of that, look at the Weinstein thing and see what kind of sordid things you may have to do to get that prize. And if you do finally make it to the top it's intoxicating. Like winning a billion dollar powerball. Imagine the effect that has on the psyche, to be one of the few to make it to that level. The icing on the cake is all the money and fan worship and having your ass kissed every where you go. But I truly believe it's the act of making it in the first place that gives them that superior attitude. Not all, but most. And it changes them. That's why they are the way they are. They don't just think they are smarter and better than everybody else, they truly believe that, completely and utterly.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 01, 2020 01:10 PM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 01, 2020 01:10 PM (8/E19)
Posted by: CP/M WordStar 4.0 at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (kf5Ci)
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Poseur.
Posted by: wordperfect at April 01, 2020 01:10 PM (WEBkv)
Uh, interesting times we live in.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:11 PM (IB++I)
hours in the air, and kills 2% of whatever it touches. Their numbers -
not mine. And s
they're trying to tell me a 6' rule will save us all ?
Bullshit.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 01, 2020 01:02 PM (uOouc)
Once the hospital system collapses it's all over. Everything else soon collapses behind it. Society as you know it will indeed end.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 01, 2020 01:11 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (UWqZJ)
My dictatorship will be benevolent and just.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:09 PM (NWiLs)
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That's just what the Il's promised.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:09 PM (UWqZJ)
Perhaps, but I'm not a commie prick, either.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 12:46 PM (NWiLs)
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Awesome++
Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2020 01:11 PM (o698E)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee
Pay me $5k/month and I'll go on Unemployment.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit
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What's the source for that?
The CDC's website is reporting for Diamond Princess, as of March 13: 11 U.S. passengers remain hospitalized in Japan (median age = 75 years), including seven in serious condition (median age = 76 years).
They also report that 3 Japanese responders were infected by ship passengers, but they don't give any information about their condition.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (k4dH2)
Upon information and belief, Iran or its proxies are planning a sneak attack on U.S. troops and/or assets in Iraq. If this happens, Iran will pay a very heavy price, indeed!
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (cF8AT)
And our guys are hunkered down. Right?
Oh, I forgot, President Fiddlesticks is no longer in office. Thank God.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (ADat4)
nextstrain.org/ncov
You will love this site. It's interactive will constant updates of all the genomes that have been mapped, traced, and everything.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (MRjKr)
US tops 200k infected no country is even close now.
Deaths are now "tracking" perfectly with the models, uh huh.
Virtually no one is recovering, 4 pct recovery rate.
Italy even manages a 15 pct recovery rate.
This whole thing is being stage managed to within and inch of it's life to get the desired effect.
Posted by: Digging Deeper at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (FVrDO)
You two need to create your own doom blog.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: 40 miles north at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Just have to cut a hole in the mask.
Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 01:13 PM (ZCEU2)
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This is very true. At least ball players have a measurable skill. Actors have to be in exactly the right place at the right time in order to get the opportunity to suck the right d*ck, or be born to parents in the industry.
Imagine the odds of that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 01, 2020 01:13 PM (DVfUO)
I'm proud of you
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (d7Ww2)
Hello nurse! Thanks so much!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:13 PM (NWiLs)
I provide covering fire. But when the smoke clears I want two 21 year old blonde model and a Porsche Carrera.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 01, 2020 01:13 PM (8/E19)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:09 PM
Take a page from the Empress's handbook.
Benevolent-ish.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 01:13 PM (ejd/p)
@realDonaldTrump 29 seconds ago
Upon information and belief, Iran or its proxies are planning a
sneak attack on U.S. troops and/or assets in Iraq. If this happens, Iran
will pay a very heavy price, indeed!
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 01:06 PM (cF8AT)
It would be a mercy to the Iranian people to turn the country into a glass parking lot. Their mullahs are going to let them all die of the 'Rona anyway.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 01:14 PM (ptqGC)
He's completely into it and that makes me very happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:14 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Andrew "Robonipples" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (o2MD2)
+++++++++++++
Ehhhhh, maybe. Certainly unspeakably bad for the western hemisphere. Wretched everywhere.
This is something I cannot make myself worry about. When it eventually pops off, there is nothing to be done about it before or after and I am exceedingly unlikely to live through it. No point in worrying about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (Q8c/L)
You two need to create your own doom blog."
So we can appropriately target the indirect fire they so justly deserve.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (8/E19)
I provide covering fire. But when the smoke clears I want two 21 year old blonde model and a Porsche Carrera.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 01, 2020 01:13 PM (8/E19)
40yo not wired for 2/20.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (ADat4)
Uh, interesting times we live in.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020
Biden Time, so to speak.
Posted by: Cal Dara at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (iQmdl)
Uh, interesting times we live in.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:11 PM (IB++I)
And the Atlas Comet (C-19), which is larger than Jupiter, is headed our way and can be seen during April and May.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:09 PM
Take a page from the Empress's handbook.
Benevolent-ish.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 01:13 PM (ejd/p)
Well...for certain values of benevolent and just.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Andrew "Mechanipples" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (o2vOl)
https://youtu.be/bzjEHRpuaZ0
Someone used the phrase "je ne seis quai" and I was reminded.
Posted by: BourbonChicken with Face Colander at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (LxTcq)
What's the source for that?
The CDC's website is reporting for Diamond Princess, as of March 13: 11 U.S. passengers remain hospitalized in Japan (median age = 75 years), including seven in serious condition (median age = 76 years).
They also report that 3 Japanese responders were infected by ship passengers, but they don't give any information about their condition.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (k4dH2)
I've been using worldmeter's numbers.
712 total cases
11 deaths
603 recovered
98 cases remain
15 critical
So your numbers mean that 7 of the 15 critical cases are US citizens? Either way, that's 7 critical cases two months later.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (IB++I)
It wouldn't surprise me if these are the same trolls like Lurking Lurker, Moo Moo, etc
Posted by: Callahan at April 01, 2020 01:16 PM (xlx+n)
We out to see how long it takes to get to say 50G before betting higher.
Thats 44 states not yet to 100, some pandemic you have there.
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 01:16 PM (ZCEU2)
that would make it a migrating gas giant or a brown dwarf, nu?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 01:16 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Andrew "Robonipples" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (o2vOl)
In NYC.
You don't play in Peoria.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 01:16 PM (ADat4)
My dictatorship will be benevolent and just.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:09 PM
Take a page from the Empress's handbook.
Benevolent-ish.
and make certain you have a good stockpile of non-small poxed blankets. in fact, luxuriously yuge poxed blankets would be nice.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 01, 2020 01:16 PM (kf5Ci)
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 01:17 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Andrew "Nippilus Prime" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 01:17 PM (o2vOl)
Uh, interesting times we live in.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:11 PM (IB++I)
And the Atlas Comet (C-19), which is larger than Jupiter, is headed our way and can be seen during April and May.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (MRjKr)
Ah, we appear to have entered the 'a decade of history happening in a week' over from the 'a week of history in a decade' time. Cool. Cool.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:17 PM (IB++I)
When it eventually pops off, there is nothing to be done about it before
or after and I am exceedingly unlikely to live through it. No point in
worrying about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (Q8c/L)
I read something a few months ago that Yellowstone may not necessarily be a big Krakatoa type eruption if it pops, but a slow smoker. Which will still be a bad thing but not the extinction event some describe.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 01, 2020 01:17 PM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 01:12 PM (o2MD2)
+++++++++++++
Ehhhhh, maybe. Certainly unspeakably bad for the western hemisphere. Wretched everywhere.
This is something I cannot make myself worry about. When it eventually pops off, there is nothing to be done about it before or after and I am exceedingly unlikely to live through it. No point in worrying about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (Q8c/L)
Yes, at some point, fretting over shit ruins your day. I figured out I am going to die.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 01:17 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (IB++I)
In a petri dish.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (ADat4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (UUBmN)
So you're an Atlas booster?
Posted by: stumck at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (w9Wax)
It wouldn't surprise me if these are the same trolls like Lurking Lurker, Moo Moo, etc
Posted by: Callahan at April 01, 2020 01:16 PM (xlx+n)
Where is my bullshit, though? lmk.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:17 PM (NWiLs)
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If it doesn't involve actual fire, you're a cuck and should be impeached.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (UWqZJ)
My longtime friend Dr. Naji Abumrad, who's been involved in research at Vanderbilt for many years, informed me that they were making some exciting advancements towards research of the coronavirus for a cure.
I am making a donation of $1 million to Vanderbilt towards that research and to encourage people that can afford it to make donations.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Andrew "The Nippilator" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 01:19 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:17 PM
Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2020 01:19 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 01:19 PM (G546f)
My longtime friend Dr. Naji Abumrad, who's been involved in research
at Vanderbilt for many years, informed me that they were making some
exciting advancements towards research of the coronavirus for a cure.
I am making a donation of $1 million to Vanderbilt towards that
research and to encourage people that can afford it to make donations.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (cF8AT)
God bless her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 01:19 PM (ptqGC)
@DollyParton
My longtime friend Dr. Naji Abumrad, who's been involved in research
at Vanderbilt for many years, informed me that they were making some
exciting advancements towards research of the coronavirus for a cure.
I am making a donation of $1 million to Vanderbilt towards that
research and to encourage people that can afford it to make donations.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (cF8AT)
The Quinine and Z-pak thing seems to be getting results.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 01, 2020 01:20 PM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Andrew "The Nippilator" Cuomo at April 01, 2020 01:19 PM (o2vOl)
Nah, Bro.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 01:20 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (ptqGC)
There's a picture floating around of him in a tight white polo style shirt which clearly delineates pierced nipples--barbell piercings to be exact. The ewww factor is off the charts.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 01, 2020 01:20 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:15 PM (IB++I)
In a petri dish.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (ADat4)
For reference:
There were about 700 passengers on the Princess. 7 is 1% of them. If 1% are still critical two months later, do the math on the US. It is probably an overestimate, but it explains the behavior of decision-makers.
At what point does the Clausewitz option wrt to China get on the table?
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:20 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 01:20 PM (KxVoZ)
that would make it a migrating gas giant or a brown dwarf, nu?
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It's a comet not Nibiru.
Posted by: Simplemind at April 01, 2020 01:20 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 01:20 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 01:21 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:17 PM (NWiLs)
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If it doesn't involve actual fire, you're a cuck and should be impeached.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (UWqZJ)
A) You don't impeach a dictator.
B) Fire is a magnificent cleanser.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Callahan at April 01, 2020 01:16 PM (xlx+n)
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Oh, yes.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 01, 2020 01:21 PM (M/9m0)
https://coronaodds.com/
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2020 01:21 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (ptqGC)
I don't know either, and I am perfectly content in my ignorance.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 01, 2020 01:21 PM (1dJNh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 01, 2020 01:21 PM (KP5rU)
You have no self awareness. Or maybe you do and it's intentional.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 01:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:17 PM (NWiLs)
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If it doesn't involve actual fire, you're a cuck and should be impeached.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (UWqZJ)
Roll tanks in Harvard yard. It is for their... protection.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:21 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 01, 2020 01:20 PM (Dc5Qe)
Don't tell Dr. Joe Scarborough. He was scolding everyone (including doctors) about believing they work this morning on Twitter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
Oh there should be an investigation alright. Bring it Schiff. If you're man enough.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 01:21 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:07 PM (NWiLs)
Being tired doesn't help their immune systems either.
The guy that loaded my car a few weeks ago thanked me over and over for not going into the store and how he wished more people would use the free pickup. Some are doing free deliveries.
This guy worked for a chain where one young guy died from it. You can't blame them for being scared.
The same for the medical community.
Until you know someone, I guess...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 01:21 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 01, 2020 01:20 PM (o2MD2)
++++++++++++++
About the length of civilized history, give or take. One of many reasons I can't fret about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2020 01:22 PM (Q8c/L)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:17 PM (NWiLs)
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If it doesn't involve actual fire, you're a cuck and should be impeached.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (UWqZJ)
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"Actually I identify as themsel-"
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH goes the flamethrower
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 01, 2020 01:22 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 01, 2020 01:22 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 01:19 PM (G546f)
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Don't know about Samsung, but I enjoy my LG flatscreen.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 01, 2020 01:22 PM (g8Yc+)
Once the hospital system collapses it's all over. Everything else soon collapses behind it. Society as you know it will indeed end."
40 years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 01:22 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2020 01:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
You have no self awareness. Or maybe you do and it's intentional.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 01:21 PM (2DOZq)
I wish I had the sanguine confidence of y'all. I've been following this thing since late December, and I went from 'lol stupid China' through various stages of hope and despair. It just makes me think I shoulda been a lifetime prepper. Damn.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:22 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 01:22 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2020 01:08 PM (90T4r)
me too
And, I placed a tip in the back with a thank you note and told him to grab it. He was smiling from ear to ear.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 01:23 PM (8fB/R)
white polo style shirt which clearly delineates pierced nipples--barbell
piercings to be exact. The ewww factor is off the charts.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 01, 2020 01:20 PM (kXoT0)
Well, there went any thought of lunch. That whole family of abortion-loving freaks make me ill.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 01:23 PM (ptqGC)
Dude, you've never heard of tape?!
Posted by: Michelle "Dance Machine" Obama at April 01, 2020 01:23 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 01:19 PM (ptqGC)
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AMEN.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 01, 2020 01:23 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 01, 2020 01:01 PM (Dc5Qe)
Except that "without symptoms" means not sniffling or coughing or sneezing, which actions get clouds of virus-laden fluids airborne, so a lot less likely to pass on the disease to others in casual contact.
And at least some of the "without symptoms" crowd would be quarantined anyway, by reason of having caught it in a hot zone.
Net result: you would still achieve a reduction in the rate of infection, and thereby "flatten the peak".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 01:23 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 01, 2020 01:23 PM (NWiLs)
It means we can keep people alive longer with today's medical technology .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 01, 2020 01:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 01, 2020 01:20 PM (kXoT0)
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WTF?
That's approaching Matt Lauer territory.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 01:23 PM (WEBkv)
100,000,000th book to children.
Her people send out tens of thousands of books each month to children.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 01, 2020 01:23 PM (kXoT0)
40 years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 01:22 PM (V2Yro)
We've got the drugs and we'll have the vaccine soon.
I'm not worried about a collapse.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2020 01:24 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (cF8AT)
Dr. Abumrad received his medical education at the American University of Beirut, Lebanon and at the State University of New York in Syracuse, NY where he joined the faculty. He was also Professor of Surgery, Medicine, and Molecular Physiology and Biophysics at Vanderbilt in Nashville.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 01:24 PM (ADat4)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 01, 2020 01:24 PM (Z1t3j)
Jane, just google twitchy.com, Cuomo, and nipple.
Posted by: 40 miles north at April 01, 2020 01:24 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 01, 2020 01:01 PM (COzlW
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Exactly !! every time I see her I think good
Lord eat a big dinner or something
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 01, 2020 01:24 PM (DDgIo)
Posted by: 40 miles north at April 01, 2020 01:24 PM (o2vOl)
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I'd rather google something in the Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 01, 2020 01:25 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (ptqGC)
There's a picture floating around of him in a tight white polo style shirt which clearly delineates pierced nipples--barbell piercings to be exact. The ewww factor is off the charts.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 01, 2020 01:20 PM (kXoT0)
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OK, that explains:
1) His twitter profile pic is him at the gay pride parade.
2) Never married his beard girlfriend, Sandra Lee, some Food Network type.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 01, 2020 01:26 PM (LVx0E)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 01, 2020 01:27 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Deep State 368 at April 01, 2020 01:27 PM (qLs5f)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 01, 2020 01:24 PM (Z1t3j)
Or just the opposite.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 01:27 PM (ADat4)
Posted by: vmom 2020
I think they have the 2 best pictures. Have a couple of both brands and they have held up well. Problems with 1 of each but both manufacturers stood behind them. Can sometimes find a little better price on LG.
Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2020 01:29 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
Well, he's wrong apparently. It's not just the one Doc in France anymore. The interweb says they're using this trick in Belgium and now here in the US and doctors are saying it seems to work pretty well. Not a magic bullet but outcomes are good.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 01, 2020 01:29 PM (Dc5Qe)
that would make it a migrating gas giant or a brown dwarf, nu?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 01:16 PM (ykYG2)
A big fucking comet. If we find out it has its own moons revolving around it, then it's time to panic.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 01:30 PM (MRjKr)
Uh, interesting times we live in.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:11 PM (IB++I)
Challis, ID. About 200 miles away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 01:31 PM (miJU3)
Why should he get all the credit?
Posted by: Cancer at April 01, 2020 01:35 PM (rJD6t)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2020 01:16 PM (ykYG2)
No, it's a little rock, with a very tenuous atmosphere gassing out of it as it becomes warmed by the Suns rays. That atmosphere reflects light, and appears to be 5 times the diameter of Jupiter. In terms of mass, the whole thing is probably somewhere between Megan McCain and the moons of Mars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 01:37 PM (miJU3)
and I, for one, welcome our collander-faced overlords...
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 01, 2020 01:37 PM (rJD6t)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:18 PM (IB++I)
Now that is vintage Lurking Lurker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 01:39 PM (miJU3)
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MCCARTHYISM!!
Posted by: The Neo-McCarthyite Press at April 01, 2020 01:39 PM (Eicbe)
Imagine being Jordan Peterson right now waking up from a month long coma in Russia after weeks of seizures while detoxing off benzodiazepines to a world of locust plagued in Africa and ME, Yellowstone Super Volcano showing signs of waking up, a comet larger than Jupiter headed our way to be seen during the months of April and May as it passes by the sun, and China accidentally releasing a bioweapon onto the world causing 3.5 billion people to be locked down.
Posted by: it begins... at April 01, 2020 01:40 PM (a5D9R)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 01, 2020 01:20 PM
Um no. There were 3700 people on the Princess. About 700 got the bug. Not saying the math is great, but let's get the figures right.
Posted by: Bigsmith at April 01, 2020 02:00 PM (G/mW5)
Posted by: MHK at April 01, 2020 02:36 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 01, 2020 03:45 PM (FLiOE)
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