Fish Tank Cleaner Lady: I Thought About Divorcing My Husband, Because Sometimes I'm "Furious"

This isn't even close to proof.

But it is grounds for reasonable suspicion.

Also: DRUMPF!!! press conference scheduled for 5:15.

Her familiarity with medication doesn't exactly fit the profile of someone who would mix fish cleaner with soda.

(If you know the regimented type you understand.)
— Techno Fog (@Techno_Fog) March 31, 2020

As to the mental health struggles:

A history of depression, anxiety, anger, alcohol abuse. (She denied the alcohol abuse) pic.twitter.com/pEm0mvrYmy
— Techno Fog (@Techno_Fog) March 31, 2020

Did you tell your doctor in 2012 that you wanted a divorce?

"Probably. I'm furious all the time." pic.twitter.com/HqtelkPewq
— Techno Fog (@Techno_Fog) March 31, 2020

Apparently the couple was broke, too. See the whole thread for more.

One thing I'd say in her defense:

This woman does seem to me to be the kind of barely-functioning, low-cognitive-ability person who actually would think it's a good idea to feed her husband fish tank cleaner as some kind of preventative "medicine."

There were no atoms being split in this household.

Posted by: Ace at 04:44 PM

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1 Wut?

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2020 04:44 PM (Qf83p)

2 Yup.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2020 04:44 PM (Qf83p)

3 But it is grounds for reasonable suspicion.
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Or grounds for a different narrative.

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 04:45 PM (Eicbe)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 04:45 PM (zZbCU)

5 You had me at Democrat. Everything else just falls into place.

Posted by: DKMY at March 31, 2020 04:45 PM (xuw39)

6 She seems nice.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2020 04:46 PM (Qf83p)

7
Sounds like a typical Democrat to me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 31, 2020 04:46 PM (7rVsF)

8 She seems normal and well adjusted for a psychopath.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 31, 2020 04:46 PM (C3BnY)

9 She was probably planning to feed his corpse to a tiger.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 31, 2020 04:47 PM (SgjGX)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 31, 2020 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Uh, of course it's murder. And there's no way she can walk down the street without someone, some day, putting a bullet in her head. It explains why the lugenpresse went out of their way to black out her name.

They should be arrested as her co-conspirators.

Posted by: trev006 at March 31, 2020 04:47 PM (0HpOW)

12 He was stupid. If he KNEW she was giving him a killer cocktail and allowed it, he's a doofus.

That said, she still murdered him.

Posted by: Sponge at March 31, 2020 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)

13 She sounds nice.

And by nice I mean a gibbering lunatic.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 31, 2020 04:47 PM (T09ml)

14 When my family is dead-ass broke,

we DO NOT donate $6,000 to Democrat politicians!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 31, 2020 04:48 PM (tkyK5)

15 Maybe she needs one of those weekly pill containers.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 31, 2020 04:48 PM (ch6++)

16 th!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2020 04:48 PM (ejd/p)

17 My favorite detail is still that she takes melatonin, Ambien, and Valium every night in order to sleep.

Her dreams must be really wild.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2020 04:48 PM (ZGrMX)

18 She's a nutter and this has nothing to do with Trump.

OMG can I hate the MSM any more than I do after all this pandemic BS?!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2020 04:48 PM (bDqIh)

19 And, Friendly Reminder:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge at March 31, 2020 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Death by fish tank cleaner? Hold my beer.

Posted by: Carole Baskin at March 31, 2020 04:49 PM (ufJfM)

21 Kavanaugh raped her fish back in high school.

Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2020 04:49 PM (dMJEF)

22 >>>Uh, of course it's murder. And there's no way she can walk down the street without someone, some day, putting a bullet in her head. It explains why the lugenpresse went out of their way to black out her name.

i'm open to that idea but as I added to the post -- this does seem to be the kind of barely-functioning lunatic/idiot who really might think that feeding her husband fish tank cleaner was super-healthy.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 04:49 PM (PbpT7)

23 Sounds like a typical Democrat to me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 31, 2020 04:46 PM (7rVsF)

raging lib that donated lots of money to them.

So, yes. Typical.

Posted by: Sponge at March 31, 2020 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

24 That Joe Biden, what a loon, amirite?

Posted by: Fish Tank Lady at March 31, 2020 04:50 PM (T6t7i)

25 How did someone get these records?. It's not privileged information?

So she was angry all the time about Trump being President or something else? Probably was a contest as to who would try to kill the other one first and she won.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2020 04:50 PM (WI7YS)

26 I think the case for murder would be much stronger if it turned out this was a competent woman.

She seems completely incompetent. That makes her claim of very, very stupid mistake more plausible.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 04:50 PM (PbpT7)

27 22 >>>Uh, of course it's murder. And there's no way she can walk down the street without someone, some day, putting a bullet in her head. It explains why the lugenpresse went out of their way to black out her name.

i'm open to that idea but as I added to the post -- this does seem to be the kind of barely-functioning lunatic/idiot who really might think that feeding her husband fish tank cleaner was super-healthy.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 04:49 PM (PbpT7)

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Depressives seem to abandon logic at times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 04:50 PM (zZbCU)

28 What a sweetheart. I wonder if she's on Nextdoor?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 04:50 PM (ptqGC)

29 so it wasn't enough for her to off her husband, she also needed to create an excuse for a lot more people to die? Incredible, just... incredible.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 31, 2020 04:50 PM (IB++I)

30 Yeah, this woman is a wacko bird. Story is wacko too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 31, 2020 04:50 PM (o2MD2)

31 >>But it is grounds for reasonable suspicion.

More like Blue Gravel.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2020 04:51 PM (WhtJc)

32 I think it's one of two things:

1) They both tried to do a political stunt to get sick and hospitalized and make a news story, and it went horribly wrong. And no she's making lemonade out of lemons.

2) She really was trying to kill her husband.

I guess the only thing is, how did she know it would kill him? I almost think you would have to have some deeper medical knowledge.

To me this is Jussie Smollet, but Smollet accidentally being killed by the Nigerians he hired to rough him up.

Posted by: Blago at March 31, 2020 04:51 PM (sjTfF)

33 How did someone get these records?. It's not privileged information?

Looks like public court transcripts. For what, I'm not sure.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2020 04:51 PM (ZGrMX)

34 Didn't someone call murder in the first two hundred comments of the original post?

Posted by: rd at March 31, 2020 04:51 PM (+0uDE)

35 i'm open to that idea but as I added to the post -- this does seem to be
the kind of barely-functioning lunatic/idiot who really might think
that feeding her husband fish tank cleaner was super-healthy.

In the dictionary, see "reality, tenuous grasp on".

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2020 04:51 PM (T6t7i)

36 As I asked on Twitter, so they were broke in 2012 but last month.she's giving thousands to the Dems?

I'm really curious about the case

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 31, 2020 04:51 PM (G546f)

37 So, the lesson is, if you're having problems with your spouse, and she says, "Here, honey, drink this glass of fish tank cleaner," don't do it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2020 04:52 PM (+lVUW)

38 >>>17 My favorite detail is still that she takes melatonin, Ambien, and Valium every night in order to sleep.

Her dreams must be really wild.

melatonin doesn't count -- that's just a supplment.

Hey, *I* take melatonin, and L-Tryptophan. Plus one actual drug to help me sleep.

I'M NOT CRAZY

STOP SAYING I'M CRAZY

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 04:52 PM (PbpT7)

39

Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2020 04:52 PM (8fB/R)

40

1. She's obviously SELF-DIAGNOSING herself.
2. She "self-medicates."
3. She's always looking for someone to Blame.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 31, 2020 04:52 PM (++3nO)

41 Ace, FYI. This got willowed:

https://tinyurl.com/tlr8tln

The Israelis have developed a brilliant reusable full face mask, that totally blocks COVID-19.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

42 Greetings:

Me, I'm just hoping that they didn't have a chance to breed.

Posted by: 11B40 at March 31, 2020 04:52 PM (evgyj)

43 35 i'm open to that idea but as I added to the post -- this does seem to be
the kind of barely-functioning lunatic/idiot who really might think
that feeding her husband fish tank cleaner was super-healthy.

In the dictionary, see "reality, tenuous grasp on".
Posted by: pep at March 31, 2020 04:51 PM (T6t7i)

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Having watch Melancholia recently, I feel myself to be one of the world's top experts on depression, and I can say with great authority that you are 100% totes right, yo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 04:52 PM (zZbCU)

44 34 Didn't someone call murder in the first two hundred comments of the original post?
Posted by: rd at March 31, 2020 04:51 PM (+0uDE)

This is the internet. Any time someone dies, someone will claim it is a murder. Hard to extrapolate...

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 31, 2020 04:52 PM (IB++I)

45 The science is settled.

Posted by: 13times at March 31, 2020 04:52 PM (K3B2k)

46 Her Gourami told her to do it.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (WhtJc)

47 >>He was stupid. If he KNEW she was giving him a killer cocktail and allowed it, he's a doofus.

Maybe he was sick of living with this crazy beyotch?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (bDqIh)

48 37
So, the lesson is, if you're having problems with your spouse, and she
says, "Here, honey, drink this glass of fish tank cleaner," don't do it.

But Drano's still okay, right?

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (T6t7i)

49 'Arsenic and Old Lace' was funnier.

Posted by: Donny Brook at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (J9A97)

50 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (arJlL)

51 an entire wing of out acute respiratory clinic just shut down.

due to low volume.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (d7Ww2)

52
Probably hoards Adlai Stevenson memorabilia too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (7rVsF)

53 i'm open to that idea but as I added to the post -- this does seem to be the kind of barely-functioning lunatic/idiot who really might think that feeding her husband fish tank cleaner was super-healthy.�

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 04:49 PM (PbpT7)

Bullshit. Anyone on that many meds who isn't familiar with drug interactions is a corpse. They both took one teaspoon of tank cleanwr, and a woman on that many concurrent medications isn't in much worse shape? A woman who give that much money to Emily's List suddenly takes Trump as a miracle doctor? You don't have to be Dr. House to see how this is a lie, one way or the other.

Posted by: trev006 at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (0HpOW)

54 She's bat-shit crazy.

Posted by: hawkpilot at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (xGrLZ)

55 Couldn't all this cancelling find it's way to Samantha Bee?

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (Eicbe)

56 Did she even tell hubby the cola had fish tank cleaner in it?I think she saw a twofer opportunity,get rid of the unwanted hubby and create an anti Trump story.

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (KNsKs)

57 First, has her/their surname been released yet? I was upset that she was given anonymity in the report yesterday.

Best non-murder case is they were both card-carrying Dems and thought they'd poison themselves just a little bit to blame Orange Man Bad and it went horribly ~~Wong~~ wrong.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (TQ/zJ)

58 Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2020 04:52 PM (+lVUW)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (WI7YS)

59 Ace,

Since you're in the comments, I'm gonna try this a final time before I give up. You told me to reach out to you a couple of weeks ago to get the Open Blogger log in. You never reached back out, so this is my last go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (zZbCU)

60 What are the odds she didn't tell her husband he was getting "medicated?"

Posted by: blaster at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (ZfRYq)

61 So, the lesson is, if you're having problems with your spouse, and she

says, "Here, honey, drink this glass of fish tank cleaner," don't do it.

But Drano's still okay, right?

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (T6t7i)

Or a Visinetini.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (ptqGC)

62 I. Do. Not. Care.

Posted by: azalea city at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (WX+x0)

63 NEVER stick your Dick in crazy... example number 31,936

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (flINI)

64 What is the depo for? Is that a workman's comp case?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (7bcfy)

65 26
I think the case for murder would be much stronger if it turned out this was a competent woman.

She seems completely incompetent. That makes her claim of very, very stupid mistake more plausible.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 04:50 PM (PbpT7)

Echoes of Dr. Perfessor and her indelible hippocampus. She is a manipulator.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (KnJdm)

66 this is gonna end up on forensic files one day.

Not the news, mind you. That story vanished.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (KZzsI)

67 Somebody take Ace's fish tank cleaner away.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (o2MD2)

68 She did divorce him, for some values of divorce.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (BHaRb)

69 Not guilty at all... no

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (5bxa0)

70 17 My favorite detail is still that she takes melatonin, Ambien, and Valium every night in order to sleep.

Her dreams must be really wild.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2020 04:48 PM (ZGrMX)

This. she sounds like a drug addict, to be honest.

This is not a healthy combination of drugs* (*well, I know melatonin isn't a pharmaceutical)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (ZkXld)

71 That damned Trump.

Posted by: f'd at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (Tnijr)

72 He Charcoal Filter is mostly Cotton Batting.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (9+SFm)

73 >>> But Drano's still okay, right?
Posted by: pep at

And antifreeze.

Posted by: Jamie Baker at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (NMkO+)

74 one thing in her favor is that she claims she called EMS, and that the guy was at the hospital being treated, *before* he died.

if this were a murder, wouldn't she have waited until he was stone dead to call?

if he survives, he could contradict her claim that he took the "medicine" voluntarily.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (PbpT7)

75 26 I think the case for murder would be much stronger if it turned out this was a competent woman.

She seems completely incompetent. That makes her claim of very, very stupid mistake more plausible.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 04:50 PM (PbpT7)

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People that stupid or that crazy need to be locked up someplace under supervision. Someplace where they are kept safe, like an ASYLUM?

That's it, we could call the Asylums!

Posted by: rd at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (+0uDE)

76 60 What are the odds she didn't tell her husband he was getting "medicated?"

Posted by: blaster at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (ZfRYq)

Here's something for you, honey.
It'll put lead in your pencil.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (vv8pr)

77 if fish tank cleaner lady just got laid occasionally, her health would improve greatly.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)

78 Echoes of Dr. Perfessor and her indelible hippocampus. She is a manipulator.�

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2020 04:54 PM (KnJdm)

You can be a murderous asshole AND grossly incompetent. This too is the Hillary Clinton story.

Posted by: trev006 at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (0HpOW)

79 "This woman does seem to me to be the kind of barely-functioning,
low-cognitive-ability person who actually would think it's a good idea
to feed her husband fish tank cleaner as some kind of preventative
"medicine."

No doubt liked to virtue signal about #Science and how dumb Trump/conservatives/deplorables are.

Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (MxEKc)

80 46
Her Gourami told her to do it.

Posted by: garrett

It helped that it looked like Don Knotts.

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (T6t7i)

81 A woman who give that much money to Emily's List suddenly takes Trump as a miracle doctor? You don't have to be Dr. House to see how this is a lie, one way or the other.

Posted by: trev006 at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (0HpOW)

Maybe it was syphilis.

Posted by: Dr. House at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (ZfRYq)

82 What are the odds she didn't tell her husband he was getting "medicated?"
Posted by: blaster at

No, not her. She seems nice.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (7bcfy)

83 There were no atoms being split in this household.

Ground zero for Trump hate though. Perfect profile for it, as they'd say on Criminal Minds

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

84 This woman does seem to me to be the kind of barely-functioning, low-cognitive-ability person who actually would think it's a good idea to feed her husband fish tank cleaner as some kind of preventative "medicine."

There were no atoms being split in this household.

We'll never know unless she slips. Put her under hypnosis - or truth serum. She's nuts.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (8fB/R)

85 Sometimes, when I can't sleep, I take a bourbon. If it doesn't work, I take another, and another. Eventually, I will sleep

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (o2MD2)

86 From most likely to least likely:

1. Accident.
2. Murder.
3. Failed murder/suicide attempt.
4. Failed suicide attempt/suicide attempt

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (puu6v)

87 Something fishy this way comes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2020 04:56 PM (aKsyK)

88 Any life insurance?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2020 04:56 PM (BHaRb)

89 55 Couldn't all this cancelling find it's way to Samantha Bee?
Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (Eicbe)

The Thread on twitter how much of a bitch ELLAN is really eye opening. She is worse that Hillary.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 31, 2020 04:56 PM (dKiJG)

90 Husband is dead, poisoned. Wife is alive. This is grounds for reasonable suspicion.

Posted by: Ask Any Homocide Detective at March 31, 2020 04:56 PM (l3+k2)

91 She's pretty old right? Like 65+. So, unless she's already on a Biden-style cognitive decline, seems unlikely she could literally be stupid enough to drink fish tank cleaner yet still have made it to 65+.

Seems like someone honestly that stupid should have been tricked into selling her liver or killed in a blender accident by no later than 40.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 31, 2020 04:56 PM (dYe5S)

92 73 >>> But Drano's still okay, right?
Posted by: pep at

And antifreeze.
Posted by: Jamie Baker at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM (NMkO+)

----

Visine! It gets the Red Out!

Posted by: rd at March 31, 2020 04:56 PM (+0uDE)

93 Because of this woman, there are still people on twitter raving about Trump "recommended fish tank cleaner."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

94 >>>59 Ace,

Since you're in the comments, I'm gonna try this a final time before I give up. You told me to reach out to you a couple of weeks ago to get the Open Blogger log in. You never reached back out, so this is my last go.
=
Sorry about that. what is your email? is it listed at your website>

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 04:56 PM (PbpT7)

95 As I said, he probably said something like "Well what do you know, Trump's actually handling this crisis pretty well."

And with that--and his marriage years ago--he signed his own death certificate.

She probably acted like a lib and said "Well if you approve of him sooo much here's a teaspoon of Chloroquine phosphate", since she's all sciencey and stuff.

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 04:56 PM (Eicbe)

96
Probably hoards Adlai Stevenson memorabilia too.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (7rVsF)

I thought I read that she was in her early 60's. She'd have to be older than that to be hoarding Stevenson memorabilia.

And Adlai Stenson, if alive, would have been a better candidate than Joey Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (WI7YS)

97 Suicides have begun around the world. It's easy to murder someone in this environment. It's also easy to have a failed suicide pact.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (8fB/R)

98 So, the lesson is, if you're having problems with your spouse, and she says, "Here, honey, drink this glass of fish tank cleaner," don't do it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2020 04:52 PM

You are assuming that she told him that there was fish tank cleaner in the drink.

Posted by: Chuck C (please dont send me to the cornfield) at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (r6GXX)

99 I think the case for murder would be much stronger if it turned out this was a competent woman.

She seems completely incompetent. That makes her claim of very, very stupid mistake more plausible.

Posted by: ace

If she can read, she's competent.

It states all over the package "No for human consumption".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (W2taJ)

100 94 >>>59 Ace,

Since you're in the comments, I'm gonna try this a final time before I give up. You told me to reach out to you a couple of weeks ago to get the Open Blogger log in. You never reached back out, so this is my last go.
=
Sorry about that. what is your email? is it listed at your website>

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 04:56 PM (PbpT7)

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It is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (zZbCU)

101 Didn't this couple heavily donate to "I love science sexually!" type political causes? That's what I read.

Not to give them too much credit, but I tend to think people that are passionate about issues like that aren't ingesting aquarium cleaner because some of the ingredients are similar to what they heard Trump talk about.

I get trailer trash doing that, but these people sound to me like lefty radical academic types.

Posted by: Blago at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (sjTfF)

102 Okay, in this woman's semi-defense ... among the more crazy population out there, there are a lot of lunatics who think they need high grade antibiotics every time they get sick and their doctors cut them off...

....I don't think I'm revealing any deep dark secret here, but the antibiotics you put in your fish tank for your fish are the exact same antibiotics you need a script to get from a pharmacy, except you can buy them dirty cheap on the internet.

In other words, it's not entirely implausible that she's taken fish antibiotics in the past with no ill side effects, and in her drugged out mental state thought "well, shit, those worked, so..."

idk. It's a stretch.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (ZkXld)

103 if this were a murder, wouldn't she have waited until he was stone dead to call?

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ace, you sound like a lawyer

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (G546f)

104 Crazy like a fox, right?

Posted by: dantesed at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (193FS)

105
Anyone remember the olden days when bottles of poison simply had an image (a glyph) of a skull and crossbones?

Thanks to rotten lawyers, stupid people, and terrible government, that wasn't good enough.

So, today, every bottle has clear text in at least one language warning idiots not to eat this shit. There's really no excuse for ingesting poison, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (++3nO)

106 She is no fan of Trump yet she takes his advice regarding fish tank cleaner AKA faux miracle malaria drug?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (5bxa0)

107 Fish Tank Cleaner Lady: I Thought About Divorcing My Husband, Because Sometimes I'm "Furious"

Because he didn't clean the fish tank?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (8fB/R)

108 Any chance she's jailed before she gets to offset my vote in November?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (HmZuC)

109 I am now fully in the camp that this was an "accident". wink wink nudge nudge

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 31, 2020 04:58 PM (mf5HN)

110 she seems nice

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 31, 2020 04:58 PM (j9HX3)

111 >> But it is grounds for reasonable suspicion.

This is no time for niceties like presumed innocence!

Have you not read any history? In times of crisis you assume she is a witch and burn her.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 31, 2020 04:58 PM (LWu6U)

112 Fish tank cleaner is good to keep the yang up.

Posted by: Fritz at March 31, 2020 04:58 PM (95j/9)

113 109 I am now fully in the camp that this was an "accident". wink wink nudge nudge
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 31, 2020 04:58 PM (mf5HN)

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"I ain't sayin' nothin..."
-Johnny Tightlips

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 04:58 PM (zZbCU)

114 Sounds like a typical Democrat to me.

Yep. She has a cocktail of physical and emotional issues including an inability to regulate her anger and a severe overreaction to everyday inconveniences.

That screams Democrat to me.

I do have to disagree with ace, though. I don't believe for a second this woman saw Trump on tv advocating Hydrochloroquine and based on that alone decided to take fish bowl cleaner.

She is a rabit anti-Trumper according to her donation history and membership in an activist group whose primary mission is to claim Trump's positions are anti-science.

Someone like that is too positioned against simply taking Trump at his word to do what she did for the reason she claimed.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2020 04:58 PM (9t0Zz)

115 There's really no excuse for ingesting poison, today.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (++3nO)

Like Tide Pods?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2020 04:58 PM (8fB/R)

116 Sometimes I wonder if we are ever going to hear about anything good and happy, ever again.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (/669Q)

117 Someone should ask her if she reads a lot of Agatha Christie.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (in24S)

118 115 There's really no excuse for ingesting poison, today.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (++3nO)

==========

What about tomorrow?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (zZbCU)

119 >>>Anyone remember the olden days when bottles of poison simply had an image (a glyph) of a skull and crossbones?

Now it's on hot sauce bottles

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (1g7ch)

120 Any chance she's jailed before she gets to offset my vote in November?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 31, 2020 04:57 PM (HmZuC)
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We're on it.

Posted by: The FIB at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (Eicbe)

121 And Ladies... if that Dick is attached to crazy don't let it anywhere near your cootch

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (flINI)

122 Suicides have begun around the world. It's easy to murder someone in this environment. It's also easy to have a failed suicide pact.

I know, right?!

Posted by: Hiillary! at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (bDqIh)

123 We'll never know unless she slips. Put her under hypnosis - or truth serum. She's nuts.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2020 04:55 PM

Well, if her browser history has "How can I poison my husband?" in it ...

Posted by: Chuck C (please dont send me to the cornfield) at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (r6GXX)

124 I know that people say "never stick your dick in crazy" and I believe that overall, it's good advice.

However...

Thinking back over a misspent life, that crazy pussy was pretty damn good at the time.

Maybe modify the saying to: "Never stick you dick in crazy using your real name or where you live".

Posted by: jwest at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (mrrpT)

125 "106 She is no fan of Trump yet she takes his advice regarding fish tank cleaner AKA faux miracle malaria drug?"

There's a lot of drama queening to take into account with her, but great point.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (puu6v)

126 *Nods gravely in approval*

Posted by: Charles Darwin at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (HmZuC)

127 Well, even if stupid, if it was her idea, manslaughter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (r+sAi)

128 51 an entire wing of out acute respiratory clinic just shut down.

due to low volume.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (d7Ww2)

Exponential increase!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (x285+)

129 Speaking of Death.

saw some Fuck of a Federal Judge ruled that Plan ParentHood could stay open despite being labeled as nonessential, They are special and we don't need their equipment.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (dKiJG)

130 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Will be starting The White House news conference at 5:15 P.M. Eastern.

Posted by: m at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (ghFVE)

131 TJM, okay, thanks, i'll send an email later this evening.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (PbpT7)

132 >>What about tomorrow?

It's only a day away.

Posted by: Annie at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (0l1qO)

133 There were no atoms being split in this household.

That's a good phrase.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (l9m7l)

134 Think of those poor fish having these idiots in charge.

I think the fish are the real culprits. I bet they talked the woman into doing it. She just botched her dose.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (y0S2P)

135 Oh good. The weather is getting very sporty now.

Florida panhandle has had tornadoes. Two are on the ground near Live Oak.

Stay safe, FL and fellow GA morons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

136 116
Sometimes I wonder if we are ever going to hear about anything good and happy, ever again.

Quick, somebody post pictures of kittens and puppies, STAT!

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (T6t7i)

137

Quebec could run out of key medical supplies needed to fight COVID-19 in 3 to 7 days, premier warns

Will they reverse the FREE POT laws?
The young will be more susceptible to the coronavirus and higher risk of dying, I bet.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (8fB/R)

138 Have you not read any history? In times of crisis you assume she is a witch and burn her.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 31, 2020 04:58 PM (LWu6U)
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Hey, I'm for a fair trial first.

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (Eicbe)

139 Low IQ, hyper pro-choice (read more hoenstly pro-death) harridans are schizoid...
who knew?

Posted by: sven at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (oRLRa)

140 ::scratches fish tank cleaner off the wedding registry::

Posted by: 13times at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (K3B2k)

141 When is the Trump Coronavirus Press Conference that all my local broadcast news channels will not show?

Posted by: rd at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (+0uDE)

142 Someone should ask her if she reads a lot of Agatha Christie.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (in24S)
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That was my very first thought. Or the first Dorothy Sayers Peter Wimsey book.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (/669Q)

143 51 an entire wing of out acute respiratory clinic just shut down.

due to low volume.
Posted by: nurse ratched

that's good news!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (G546f)

144 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: m at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (ghFVE)

145 131 TJM, okay, thanks, i'll send an email later this evening.
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (PbpT7)

============

Coolio.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (zZbCU)

146 >>>Visine! It gets the Red Out!
Posted by: rd

That's right. Forgot about the Visine. Womenz are sneaky little things.

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 31, 2020 05:01 PM (NMkO+)

147 Many "I love science!" types mainly just hate the Christian God. But one thing you have to remember: Ambien and Valium have very dangerous synergy. Mess up the dose and you can easily have massive CNS depression/ respiratory failure. I can't imagine a doctor would prescribe both at once unless they wanted to lose their license. And one other side effect of the cocktail... is intense euphoria. The kind where you commit very stupid criminal plans while feeling great about it.

Just a thought.

Posted by: trev006 at March 31, 2020 05:01 PM (0HpOW)

148 Melatonin shrinks your hypothalamus, right? Or your testicles. One of those, I think.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2020 05:01 PM (k2d6x)

149 borderline personality disorder

Posted by: azalea city at March 31, 2020 05:01 PM (WX+x0)

150 So, today, every bottle has clear text in at least one language warning idiots not to eat this shit. There's really no excuse for ingesting poison, today.
Posted by: Soothsayer,

I swear the incidence of people putting washer fluid in the crankcase has increased since they removed the text from all the caps in favor of icons.

(I still have no idea which way to press rocker switches to turn them on - is "O" O for On, or is it 0 for zero)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 31, 2020 05:01 PM (LWu6U)

151 141 When is the Trump Coronavirus Press Conference that all my local broadcast news channels will not show?
Posted by: rd at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (+0uDE)

5:15 EDT
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: m at March 31, 2020 05:01 PM (ghFVE)

152 Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (/669Q)

Take a look at sunnyskyz.com. There are always nice stories there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2020 05:01 PM (WI7YS)

153 132
>>What about tomorrow?

It's only a day away.

Posted by: Annie at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (0l1qO)

You shut your hoor mouth! Now that's going to be stuck in my head all day.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2020 05:01 PM (KnJdm)

154 >>an entire wing of out acute respiratory clinic just shut down.

>>due to low volume.

Freedom Rock > Muzak

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2020 05:01 PM (0l1qO)

155 INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK TIME!!

Posted by: Connald Drumpf at March 31, 2020 05:02 PM (fGA1M)

156 I could use a new deacon for my church.

Posted by: Jim Jones at March 31, 2020 05:02 PM (J9A97)

157
>>>Anyone remember the olden days when bottles of poison simply had an image (a glyph) of a skull and crossbones?

Now it's on hot sauce bottles

Posted by: Burnt Toast

I don't have any hot sauce in the house but I'll bet my left nut that hot sauce has a California Prop 65 warning.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 31, 2020 05:02 PM (++3nO)

158 She's going to replace Biden on the ticket.

Posted by: ... at March 31, 2020 05:02 PM (uEbPt)

159 Just turned on The Five. Hoping Gutfeld smacks down Juan again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 05:02 PM (ptqGC)

160 she takes melatonin, Ambien, and Valium every night in order to sleep.

Jesus.. it's a wonder she wakes up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 31, 2020 05:02 PM (dUJdY)

161 >>Sometimes I wonder if we are ever going to hear about anything good and happy, ever again.

Of course we are! But we will be going through some weird stuff in the coming weeks and months.

Put this into your reading rotation - good news and positive outlook:
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays

Posted by: Hiillary! at March 31, 2020 05:02 PM (bDqIh)

162 51 an entire wing of out acute respiratory clinic just shut down.

due to low volume.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Turn those machines back on!

Posted by: Zombie McCain at March 31, 2020 05:02 PM (KnJdm)

163 How about very, very stupid AND batshit crazy?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (dLLD6)

164 136 116
Sometimes I wonder if we are ever going to hear about anything good and happy, ever again.

Quick, somebody post pictures of kittens and puppies, STAT!
Posted by: pep at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM

Found this yesterday (with John Krasinski):

https://youtu.be/F5pgG1M_h_U

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (iQmdl)

165 And she would get 42% of the vote against any (R) .

Posted by: ... at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (uEbPt)

166 An alcoholic, depressed, self-medicating woman who's angry all the time and wants a divorce?

Jeez, if you'd have said "closeted lesbian" I would have thought that was one of my depositions.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (xPYsj)

167 Shit guys.

TJM is gonna be a COB.

Scary......Hope he doesn't get a power complex.

Posted by: Sponge at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)

168 White House ~~acosta slap down~~ Press Briefing starting soon.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (vv8pr)

169 (I still have no idea which way to press rocker switches to turn them on - is "O" O for On, or is it 0 for zero)

It's O for Open, as in make sure you have a bucket underneath to catch the electrons before they spill all over the ground and make a mess.

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (T6t7i)

170 116 Sometimes I wonder if we are ever going to hear about anything good and happy, ever again.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (/669Q)

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Second Junior rolled over from back to front for the very first time two days ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (zZbCU)

171 163 How about very, very stupid AND batshit crazy?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at

Ding ding ding

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (7bcfy)

172 FenelonSpoke said:

"And Adlai Stevenson, if alive, would have been a better candidate than Joey Biden."

Heck, Adlai in his current state is still a better candidate than Biden!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (tkyK5)

173 well, to be fair, she did save her husband from a fate worse than death.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (kf5Ci)

174 137

Quebec could run out of key medical supplies needed to fight COVID-19 in 3 to 7 days, premier warns

Will they reverse the FREE POT laws?
The young will be more susceptible to the coronavirus and higher risk of dying, I bet.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (8fB/R)

But the Jet Planes from China are still flying in to Quebec and Canada every day

Posted by: rd at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (+0uDE)

175 Since you're in the comments, I'm gonna try this a final time before I give up. You told me to reach out to you a couple of weeks ago to get the Open Blogger log in. You never reached back out, so this is my last go.
=
Sorry about that. what is your email? is it listed at your website>

Posted by: ace

Its James Monroe's last go
answer him, Ace
don't be a schmoe ! ')

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (arJlL)

176
It's funny how the state that deems literally everything to be a cancer risk isn't at all concerned about extreme exposure to unsanitary conditions.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (++3nO)

177 What was the deposition for? Worker's Compensation?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (2DOZq)

178 She knows a lot about pills and stuff. And fish. I'm gonna make the government smaller, you see. I shall name her Surgeon Fish General after I am elected.

Posted by: Joe Biden, had a goldfish but it died at March 31, 2020 05:04 PM (Vy7tf)

179 Clearly, this is all Trump's fault and he should be not only impeached, but brought up on murder charges!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2020 05:04 PM (NgKpN)

180 Second bourbon.

So there is that.

Posted by: blaster at March 31, 2020 05:04 PM (ZfRYq)

181 So, today, every bottle has clear text in at least one language warning idiots not to eat this shit. There's really no excuse for ingesting poison, today.
Posted by: Soothsayer

What if your disease-ridden leftward whore wife serves it to you? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: ... at March 31, 2020 05:04 PM (uEbPt)

182 an entire wing of out acute respiratory clinic just shut down.

due to low volume.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Turn those machines back on!

Posted by: Zombie McCain

Damn, you have to be fast around here.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2020 05:04 PM (W2taJ)

183 Quick, somebody post pictures of kittens and puppies, STAT!
Posted by: pep at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (T6t7i)
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I remember during the Great Primary Wars of 2016, ace for a short time posted pictures of the Gender Ambiguous Cat of the Day. I still have the screen shot on my phone of the cat wrapped up like a tortilla with the caption "This cat identifies as A. a male; B. a female; C. a pure spirit untainted by gender; D. a hoagie.

Answer: D. However, it should be noted the cat is a transhoagie which is biologically turkey and swiss but identifies as capicola and ham."

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 05:05 PM (/669Q)

184
She opened a package that said NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION and fed him the contents.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2020 05:05 PM (0W8An)

185

Skull and crossbones was replaced by Mr. Yuk because kids thought something with skull and crossbones was what pirates drank. Yo ho ho and a bottle of poison.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2020 05:05 PM (aKsyK)

186 I hope that PDT, in this briefing or another, will have someone explain in easy-to-understand terms why comparing China's numbers with other numbers is not sound science.

Posted by: m at March 31, 2020 05:05 PM (ghFVE)

187 Called it!

Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2020 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

188 66 this is gonna end up on forensic files one day.

Not the news, mind you. That story vanished.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Is Law and Order still a thing?

They would turn her into a rabid Trump supporter, and have the whole thing arranged by his some shadowy conservative group because the husband had some evidence of Russian collusion.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 31, 2020 05:05 PM (LWu6U)

189 167 Shit guys.

TJM is gonna be a COB.

Scary......Hope he doesn't get a power complex.
Posted by: Sponge at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)

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Ever seen the Kids in the Hall sketch Mad with Power?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 05:05 PM (zZbCU)

190 OAN will show DJT Also C-Span.

Posted by: azalea city at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (WX+x0)

191 Sometimes I wonder if we are ever going to hear about anything good and happy, ever again.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (/669Q)

===========

Second Junior rolled over from back to front for the very first time two days ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Whoo-hoo! He'll be running soon!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (W2taJ)

192 Answer: D. However, it should be noted the cat is a transhoagie which is biologically turkey and swiss but identifies as capicola and ham."
Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 05:05 PM (/669Q)

And people wonder why I come here.

Posted by: blaster at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (ZfRYq)

193 >.ound this yesterday (with John Krasinski):

https://youtu.be/F5pgG1M_h_U

Cute - and not a self-absorbed celebrity production.

Posted by: Hiillary! at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (bDqIh)

194 17 My favorite detail is still that she takes melatonin, Ambien, and Valium every night in order to sleep.

Her dreams must be really wild.
Posted by: Ian S.

If she washes it down with some whiskey, she lives a Bad Company song every night and yet lives. So, she's 'Kenny' then?

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (C3BnY)

195 >>Ever seen the Kids in the Hall sketch Mad with Power?

Is it as good as Girly Drink Drunk?

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (0l1qO)

196 Take a look at sunnyskyz.com. There are always nice stories there.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2020 05:01 PM (WI7YS)
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Thank you Fen. You're right, that's always a good site.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (/669Q)

197 The Hillary voter archetype

Posted by: Regular joe at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (6/uwW)

198 There's this aircraft carrier out in Guam with 70 cases of Kung Flu.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (E2o2V)

199 "And Adlai Stevenson, if alive, would have been a better candidate than Joey Biden."

Heck, Adlai in his current state is still a better candidate than Biden!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (tkyK5)

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Harold Stassen would be a better choice, and he's been dead for 18 years.

Posted by: rd at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (+0uDE)

200 177 What was the deposition for? Worker's Compensation?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 31,

I'm curious about that too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (7bcfy)

201 She wanted her husband to sleep with the fishes.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (2DOZq)

202 I'M NOT CRAZY

STOP SAYING I'M CRAZY
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 04:52 PM (PbpT7)
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I would never say you're crazy.

"Mentally Interesting" seems more apt.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (WEBkv)

203 195 >>Ever seen the Kids in the Hall sketch Mad with Power?

Is it as good as Girly Drink Drunk?
Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (0l1qO)

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I believe so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (zZbCU)

204 Posted by: JT at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (arJlL)

It's James Madison. James Monroe hasn't yet come back from the realms of glory to post movie reviews yet-and other odds and ends.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (WI7YS)

205 >>>OAN will show DJT Also C-Span.

also

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: m at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (ghFVE)

206 138 Have you not read any history? In times of crisis you assume she is a witch and burn her.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 31, 2020 04:58 PM (LWu6U)
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Hey, I'm for a fair trial first.
Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (Eicbe)

She looks like a Witch!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (NgKpN)

207 51
an entire wing of out acute respiratory clinic just shut down.

due to low volume.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2020 04:53 PM (d7Ww2)

____________

Dammit. This is not the narrative we are looking for. Will somebody please arrest this thought criminal for violating the orthodoxy?

What do we want? MOAR DEATHS? When do we want them? NOW!

Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (dMJEF)

208 >>>Second Junior rolled over from back to front for the very first time two days ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (zZbCU)

APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (vv8pr)

209 And Adlai Stenson, ~~if alive,~~dead as a doornail would have been a better candidate than Joey Biden.

FIFM

Posted by: hawkpilot at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (xGrLZ)

210 Quebec could run out of key medical supplies needed to fight COVID-19 in 3 to 7 days, premier warns

That's really weird, because when I was in Montreal, the Quebecois were professional at social distancing. Most of those ornery fucks were divorced, lived alone, and drank and smoked in their shitty little apartments most of the day.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (9t0Zz)

211 >>Second Junior rolled over from back to front for the very first time two days ago.

Excellent!
Now, what are his opinions on the IMF? And have you taught him to wash his hands. . .?

Posted by: Hiillary! at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (bDqIh)

212 Also: DRUMPF!!! press conference scheduled for 5:15.

Can't wait. A treat every day.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (8fB/R)

213 173
well, to be fair, she did save her husband from a fate worse than death.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (kf5Ci)

Yeah, continuing on my Dr. Perfessor, manipulator hypothesis, I am thinking she in all likelihood may have driven him to suicide. I lost a friend and colleague years ago, and he did it after his BPD wife had gone on a manic tirade against him over something rather benign.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (KnJdm)

214 Me too bluebell. It can get very despressing. I try to keep my spirits up. I thought buying some plants and potting them up today would help. What's out there is just pitiful. I bought a few begonias.. that's it. But it was nice to play in the dirt even if it was just a few minutes

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (dUJdY)

215 Fish Tank Cleaner Drinking Husband Didn't Kill Himself

Posted by: Neither Did Epstein at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (+nWCH)

216 Is it a given this couple gave money to Democrats, even though they are or were broke?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (WEBkv)

217 Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (/669Q)

Take a look at sunnyskyz.com. There are always nice stories there.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yeah.

One guy got sent out to look at the full moon in his
underwear during a blizzard, and he was surrounded by a pack of hungry, snarling, growling coyotes.

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (arJlL)

218 "Mentally Interesting" seems more apt.
Posted by: blake

Certifiably interesting.

Posted by: eleven at March 31, 2020 05:08 PM (Qf83p)

219 She sounds as dense as Patterico.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 31, 2020 05:08 PM (y7DUB)

220 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Will be starting The White House news conference at 5:15 P.M. Eastern.
Posted by: m at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (ghFVE)

I am hoping he'll tell us what the break even point for the national lockdown is... guessing on order 10,000 per day. So get with it. This is a big investment and we don't want to squander it or we'll have to cancel the whole thing.

On a serious note - not serous enough to warrant an old fashioned quarantine but collective punishment is jim dandy.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 31, 2020 05:08 PM (1g7ch)

221 211 >>Second Junior rolled over from back to front for the very first time two days ago.

Excellent!
Now, what are his opinions on the IMF? And have you taught him to wash his hands. . .?
Posted by: Hiillary! at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (bDqIh)

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He's definitely on track for the Impossible Mission Force, for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 05:08 PM (zZbCU)

222 Ever seen the Kids in the Hall sketch Mad with Power?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 05:05 PM (zZbCU)
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I think Kevin MacDonald went mad with a *moderate* amount of power.

So, yes.

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 05:08 PM (Eicbe)

223 147
Many "I love science!" types mainly just hate the Christian God. But one thing you have to remember:

one other thing to remember: scientific truth is just the set of things we haven't yet figured out how to prove false.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 31, 2020 05:08 PM (kf5Ci)

224 She wanted her husband to sleep with the fishes.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (2DOZq)
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She was from New York?

Posted by: Boots at March 31, 2020 05:08 PM (oGBso)

225 I would never say you're crazy.

"Mentally Interesting" seems more apt.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (WEBkv)

"Mentally Diverse"

Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2020 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

226 Me too bluebell. It can get very despressing

Yes it has been... That last thread about Tucker and the masks was really a downer

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2020 05:08 PM (5bxa0)

227 I shall name her Surgeon Fish General after I am elected.

Sturgeon General

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2020 05:08 PM (GoNER)

228 Hey, I'm for a fair trial first.
Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (Eicbe)

She looks like a Witch!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (NgKpN)
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But does she weigh more than a duck?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (WEBkv)

229 CRAZY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbnrdCS57d0

Posted by: PATSY CLINE at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (0l1qO)

230 Second Junior rolled over from back to front for the very first time two days ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (zZbCU)
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Aw! That is good news. Watch out, he'll be crawling next.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (/669Q)

231 228 Hey, I'm for a fair trial first.
Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (Eicbe)

She looks like a Witch!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (NgKpN)
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But does she weigh more than a duck?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (WEBkv)

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I'm gonna need to see the science behind this assertion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (zZbCU)

232 The media got the headline they wanted.

Fuck you if you want a correction, maybe some one with the Coronavirus can cough on you? Science- denier! Hate has no home here, Nazi!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (vPKfA)

233 Not a kitten, but it made me laugh:

https://tinyurl.com/ql7auwx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (WI7YS)

234 Where's that crazy Nancy Grace prosecutor - she'd upon this case up like a can of whup ass...

Posted by: Boswell at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (32YRo)

235 Missed the downstairs thread about masks but there is a controversial thought that masks are not that helpful and by scientists.
I too have brought this up that I think its not that necessary unless that person very close is sneezing or cough at you. Walking around a store you chances of catching it airborne have to be ridiculously small.

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (ZCEU2)

236 But does she weigh more than a duck?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (WEBkv)

We shall use my largest scales.

Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (gmo/4)

237 184
She opened a package that said NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION and fed him the contents.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 31, 2020 05:05 PM (0W8An)

Well, he was a Man, and Husband.

ergo his humanity is questionable!

And if he was White? case closed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2020 05:10 PM (NgKpN)

238 Second Junior rolled over from back to front for the very first time two days ago.

==

aww
crawling is next!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 31, 2020 05:10 PM (G546f)

239 Second Junior rolled over from back to front for the very first time two days ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (zZbCU)

Nice!

Bluebell, happy stuff here.

My youngest taught himself to ride his bike yesterday. I say taught himself, because he stubbornly refused any help, and it was quite the ordeal just to get him to take helpful suggestions. We will be out on the open road within the week.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2020 05:10 PM (KnJdm)

240
198 There's this aircraft carrier out in Guam with 70 cases of Kung Flu.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (E2o2V)

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You would think they would have learned from the Plague Princess?

Evacuate Everyone, except the Reactor Crew. Put the crew in barracks, tents, whatever for 30 days. Decon the ship stem to stern.

Posted by: rd at March 31, 2020 05:10 PM (+0uDE)

241 Whatever the outcome of all this is - nothingburger, near-extinction or the more likely "who knows, but probably bad" - the press needs to be destroyed. This crap - the crap NBC article bitching about the Samaritan's Purse field hospital in NYC because they're evangelical, the "gotcha" bullshit at the daily briefing the *press* demanded, the panic-mongering, the misinformation, the outright lying, the Chicom propaganda parroting - has gone well into "way too far" territory.

I don't know what the answer is (I have some ideas, most of them extremely dangerous) but these people have to be ripped out and replaced with new blood. I'd rather have a bunch of new press outfits that I don't know if I can trust than an ossified cartel of old ones that I know I can't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 31, 2020 05:10 PM (Q8c/L)

242 But does she weigh more than a duck?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (WEBkv)
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Thatsa what I'm-a asking Viaduct?

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 05:10 PM (Eicbe)

243 Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2020 05:08 PM (5bxa0)

I know. Just keeping praying. it will all be okay, I just know it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 31, 2020 05:10 PM (dUJdY)

244 I bought a few begonias.. that's it. But it was nice to play in the dirt even if it was just a few minutes
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (dUJdY)
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I had to go to Home Depot with my son today for other things and while I was there I bought hanging pots of begonias for my front porch. I felt almost guilty about it. I also bought a few basil plants and a thyme plant. I have no shame.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 05:11 PM (/669Q)

245 231 228 Hey, I'm for a fair trial first.
Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 05:00 PM (Eicbe)

She looks like a Witch!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (NgKpN)
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But does she weigh more than a duck?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (WEBkv)

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I'm gonna need to see the science behind this assertion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (zZbCU)

Oh you, who are so wise in the ways of science!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2020 05:11 PM (NgKpN)

246 Is it a given this couple gave money to Democrats, even though they are or were broke?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (WEBkv)

Wondered about that. Of course, there's the old Dem financing ploy of having rich people give the limit in their own name, and their spouse's name, and then anyone who works for them, etc. Wasn't this the whole Al Gore/Charlie Trie scheme?

Posted by: Ted K. at March 31, 2020 05:11 PM (xPYsj)

247 This is some Forensic Files shit right here.

Posted by: Trish at March 31, 2020 05:11 PM (/fhwk)

248

O Sideways T

One thing I am noticing in my neck of the woods is that people are straight out lying and trying to cheat the system.

People who had recently flown not admitting it and roaming the community and entering hospitals. Not self-quarantining for the 14 days required.

People who are sick and know it, yet continue to skirt the protocols in place.

People have been lying, not admitting they are sick, to get on flights to get home.

People continue to have family gatherings.

People continue to go out shopping as if nothing is going on, because they feel alright or because they are young and think they are invincible.

You cannot trust people.

I was in the hospital yesterday (critical reason, they had canceled all non-critical appointments) and I overheard the staff talking about how scared they were and how the patients were lying about having traveled recently or feeling ill. They said some were in the medical profession but wanted a procedure, so lied. They said, imagine those that don't understand the risk.

I had to go through 4 checkpoints to get in to my appointment with my husband.

What a mess.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2020 05:11 PM (8fB/R)

249 Sometimes I wonder if we are ever going to hear about anything good and happy, ever again.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 04:59 PM (/669Q)
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Who wants to join me in singing, "Grandma's Feather Bed" or "Sunshine on my Shoulders?"

Posted by: zombie John Denver at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (WEBkv)

250 For those who want something nice to look at:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/

Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (9t0Zz)

251 I actually went to school with a kid who drank Drano as a toddler.Ge talked like Froggy of Our Gang and had a nasty scar on his throat.

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (KNsKs)

252 You would think they would have learned from the Plague Princess?

Evacuate Everyone, except the Reactor Crew. Put the crew in barracks, tents, whatever for 30 days. Decon the ship stem to stern.
Posted by: rd at March

everybody goes to the deck

open the windows

go for a 200 nm cruise at 40 kts

Posted by: not so at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (HALdu)

253 My youngest taught himself to ride his bike yesterday. I say taught himself, because he stubbornly refused any help, and it was quite the ordeal just to get him to take helpful suggestions. We will be out on the open road within the week.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2020 05:10 PM (KnJdm)
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Awesome! Is this last year's kindergartener with the harem?

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (/669Q)

254 Harold Stassen would be a better choice, and he's been dead for 18 years.
Posted by: rd

As I recall, Harold Stassen was a Republican.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (vcOmj)

255 240
198 There's this aircraft carrier out in Guam with 70 cases of Kung Flu.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (E2o2V)

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You would think they would have learned from the Plague Princess?

Evacuate Everyone, except the Reactor Crew. Put the crew in barracks, tents, whatever for 30 days. Decon the ship stem to stern.
Posted by: rd at March 31, 2020 05:10 PM (+0uDE)

Nah, just put everyone in their Gasmasks 24/7.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (NgKpN)

256 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2020 05:10 PM (KnJdm)

Teaching him to drive sounds like it's going to be fun.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (2DOZq)

257 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 31, 2020 05:07 PM (dUJdY)

65F today here. 23F/6F by Thursday with 6-8 inches of snow.

Posted by: Archer at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (gmo/4)

258 This situation reminds me of Churchill retort:

Woman: Churchill you BASTARD, if you were my husband I'd poison you!
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd gladly drink it!

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (DV/hr)

259 229 CRAZY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbnrdCS57d0

Posted by: PATSY CLINE at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (0l1qO)

Hear the story about Patsy Cline and Willie Nelson in the backseat of a Cadillac with a bottle of bourbon?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (vv8pr)

260 Pretty funny.

https://tinyurl.com/sosbxap

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)

261 "And Adlai Stenson, even dead, would have been a better candidate than Joey Biden."

-
fify

Posted by: f'd at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (Tnijr)

262 Wasn't this the whole Al Gore/Charlie Trie scheme?
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No controlling legal authority, bitches!

Posted by: Al Gore at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (sWM8x)

263 I'M NOT CRAZY

STOP SAYING I'M CRAZY
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 04:52 PM (PbpT7)

You're Sanity Challenged then. That ok?

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 31, 2020 05:13 PM (C3BnY)

264 hey, can we back up and investigate how we even know about this story?

I can't imagine the hospital called the media to say "some dumb dumb killed her husband 'accidentally' with fish tank cleaner, blame trump" right?

So... what? She called the media?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 31, 2020 05:13 PM (ZkXld)

265 White House acosta slap down Press Briefing starting soon.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (vv8pr)

They should make the reporters sit all dick-n-ass on a locker bench in the back of the room.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 31, 2020 05:14 PM (1g7ch)

266 Trump's presser is coming up. I'll bet Jacinda Alcindor is revved up and ready to go.

Same with Acosta.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

267 Bluebell, that's where I went. The selection was just puny. Normally there are annuals all over the place. The few things they had didn't look all that great. It's like the plants even know. (sorry don't mean to be a downer)

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 31, 2020 05:14 PM (dUJdY)

268 I also bought a few basil plants and a thyme plant. I have no shame.
Posted by: bluebell

You're a monster!

Recant, foul virus witch!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 31, 2020 05:14 PM (vcOmj)

269 Posted by: JT at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (arJlL)

It's James Madison. James Monroe hasn't yet come back from the realms of glory to post movie reviews yet-and other odds and ends.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

His close friends call him James Monroe.

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2020 05:14 PM (arJlL)

270 Somebody in my congregation is watching old videos on YouTube of of Groucho Marx and "You bet your life" to make them laugh. It seems to be working. They're enjoying them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2020 05:14 PM (WI7YS)

271 Hear the story about Patsy Cline and Willie Nelson in the backseat of a Cadillac with a bottle of bourbon?

No.. Do tell.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 31, 2020 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

272 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2020 05:10 PM (KnJdm)

Heh. That's how I learned. I just went out and did it. Dad came outside and started hollering suggestions. I stopped, put the bike down and went inside until I was sure he was done giving me advice. Then I snuck out and resumed my practice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 31, 2020 05:15 PM (x8Wzq)

273 Hear the story about Patsy Cline and Willie Nelson in the backseat of a Cadillac with a bottle of bourbon?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (vv8pr)

Album cover somewhere with back that has Willie pictured in a crew cut...let that sink in.

Posted by: Boswell at March 31, 2020 05:15 PM (32YRo)

274 Bluebell: Bad news / good news story to cheer you up.

Pepdaughter #4 moved to a new apartment from a townhouse this weekend. Naturally, her cat freaked out and escaped out an open 3rd floor window. This put PD4 into an absolute freakout. Fortunately, PD2 had the sense to call a chimney sweep, and sure enough, the cat had climbed into the chimney on the roof, and fell 4 stories to the basement. They had to remove bricks from the base of the chimney to recover the cat, but it's apparently safe and sound.

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2020 05:15 PM (T6t7i)

275 Awesome! Is this last year's kindergartener with the harem?

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (/669Q)

Yeah. Like flypaper.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2020 05:15 PM (KnJdm)

276 Second Junior rolled over from back to front for the very first time two days ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 31, 2020 05:03 PM (zZbCU)
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Aw! That is good news. Watch out, he'll be crawling next.
Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (/669Q)

Can Prometheus reviews be far behind??!?

Posted by: Adriane the Season 8 Critic ... at March 31, 2020 05:15 PM (LPnfS)

277 266 Trump's presser is coming up. I'll bet Jacinda Alcindor is revved up and ready to go.

Cause Trump is afraid of strong women of color... Ask Susan Rice

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2020 05:15 PM (5bxa0)

278 266 Trump's presser is coming up. I'll bet Jacinda Alcindor is revved up and ready to go.

Same with Acosta.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

Just inform everyone that they tested positive for the virus, and then hustle them off to quarantine. On Tierra del Fuego.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2020 05:15 PM (YqDXo)

279
Here's my favorite Churchill zinger:

LIBERAL POLITICIAN: Mr. Churchill, your policies will surely put this country on the edge of revolution!

CHURCHILL: Suck my greasy hog, cuck.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 05:15 PM (PbpT7)

280 >>One guy got sent out to look at the full moon in his underwear during a blizzard, and he was surrounded by a pack of hungry, snarling, growling coyotes.

Whaaaat? lol

Also, these "kids" rioting in the streets!

https://tinyurl.com/vtz3xxd

Posted by: Hiillary! at March 31, 2020 05:15 PM (bDqIh)

281 That guy's shelving ain't properly anchored.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2020 05:16 PM (0l1qO)

282 Fenelon.. Groucho still makes me laugh.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 31, 2020 05:16 PM (dUJdY)

283 She wanted her husband to sleep with the fishes.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 31, 2020 05:06 PM (2DOZq)
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She was from New York?
Posted by: Boots

There ain't no fish in them rivers.

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2020 05:16 PM (arJlL)

284 Well isn't this special.

Chinese scientist at Detroit airport in 2018 might have had vials of SARS* and MERS on him.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t74qqoa

*SARS is a coronavirus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2020 05:16 PM (w2O4c)

285 Then I snuck out and resumed my practice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 31, 2020 05:15 PM (x8Wzq)

I did that, too. I just went out and learned, because everyone else was riding.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2020 05:16 PM (KnJdm)

286 I'M NOT CRAZY

STOP SAYING I'M CRAZY
Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 04:52 PM (PbpT7)
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Calm down, I'll get you a Pepsi.

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 05:17 PM (Eicbe)

287 Your daily US CDC Numbers Update for The Kung Flu vs. "Regular" Flu:

"Regular" Flu:
Total specimens tested: 1,287,072
Total positive test results: 284,840
Percent of positive tests: 22.13
Deaths: 24,000
Death Rate: 8.43 percent of cases confirmed by testing.

Moo Goo Gai Pandemic:
Total specimens tested: Unknown. CDC doesn't say.
Total tested positive cases: 163,539
Total positive tested deaths: 2,860
Death Rate: 1.75 percent of cases confirmed by testing.

Makes perfect sense when you realize this is just Cold Virus Number 7 that we are calling "coronavirus".

I am starting to be suspicious of anyone famous who claims to have tested positive for "coronavirus", like Dickhead Chris Cuomo. We are at the point where anyone who's had a cold caused by any one of the 7 strains of this disease this year and who wants to virtue signal can say they tested positive for "coronavirus" and you can bet nobody is going to say: "Yeah, but did you test positive for nCoVid-19, specifically?"

6 of the 7 strains have been well-known for years and infect people every year with mild colds unless the patient is very old with preexisting respiratory problems, wherein, like anything else, they can be deadly.

nCoVid-19 is still, after being in the US since November 2019 and being tested for specifically since January, much less lethal than the "normal" flu.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2020 05:17 PM (OUNW4)

288 Man, I just had a knock down drag out with a lefty who's being eaten alive with hate. My friends were telling me just stop, I was banging my head against a wall. Everything from the playbook, obfuscation, half truths, moving the goal posts, not answering a direct question and solid projection.

Maybe it's just me, but at a time like this, all I can think about is trying to help people, whether it's physically or mentally. All he can do is try to tear down any semblance of hope. I really wonder if the country could have survived WWII if this many people (and the media - for whom he was sticking up for) had the same mindset back then.

I have a headache. Time to watch Trump annihilate.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 31, 2020 05:17 PM (8B6Ng)

289 Broke after giving thousands to the Dems?

Sorta classic, eh?

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at March 31, 2020 05:17 PM (3wnAv)

290 Kareem's mom.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 31, 2020 05:17 PM (E2o2V)

291 Fish Tank Cleaner Lady:
..........

Something, something, Cocoa Puffs.

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2020 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

292 Bluebell, that's where I went. The selection was just puny. Normally there are annuals all over the place. The few things they had didn't look all that great. It's like the plants even know. (sorry don't mean to be a downer)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 31, 2020 05:14 PM (dUJdY)
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Same at mine. Usually they have tons of stuff. It may just be that it's a little early compared to when I usually get my plants, but it's been unusually warm and I really wanted some flowers. They had four nice pots of reddish begonias so I grabbed them. I needed something that could take some shade. Usually I get impatiens and they do really well but there wasn't a single one there yet.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 05:17 PM (/669Q)

293 Album cover somewhere with back that has Willie pictured in a crew cut...let that sink in.
Posted by: Boswell

Last Sunday, Shibumi and I were in a Tractor Supply Center (TSC, for short) for the first time. They were selling Chicken and duck chicks. "So that's where they come from...the tractor supply center!"

They were also selling "Willie Nelson sings Frank Sinatra" at the checkout counter.

Freaky!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (vcOmj)

294 Under/Over on stupid acosta question today?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (85Gof)

295 If we find out this was indeed a biological attack from China that also blew up in their own faces things will be lit.As the kids say.

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (KNsKs)

296

"It''s true what they say - 'Cops and women don't mix.' It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."

- Frank Drebin

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (t5m5e)

297 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 31, 2020 05:16 PM (dUJdY)

Yes; He is still funny. Comedy that still holds up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (WI7YS)

298 I went to both the supermarket and Home Depot today. In both places, next to no customers. Supermarket was well stocked with produce(which is why I went) and meat and dairy, but not a single item in the paper aisle. Nothing. Big sign that they were hiring.
Home Depot had shut down some entrances but when I got inside, saw may 6 people in the whole store. Only two other people in the garden shop.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (QzF6i)

299 295 If we find out this was indeed a biological attack from China that also blew up in their own faces things will be lit.As the kids say.

so close! it was China in league with Iran.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (j9HX3)

300 Been trying unsuccessfully to root some oleanders all winter. Thought it was little root at the bottom of the cutting but is was root stimulator.

The leaves are still green. I cut the stems back to soft wood.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (vv8pr)

301 Pro Tip:

If an attorney is asking you in a deposition or at trial if you have an alcohol problem, avoid saying: "I'd like to drink. I could really use one now."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (OUNW4)

302 SARS is closest to chicom virus

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (zr5Kq)

303 I have a headache. Time to watch Trump annihilate.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 31, 2020 05:17 PM (8B6Ng)

Sounds like there was much mock to make.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (KnJdm)

304 My wife wanted to do something creative and nice for the neighborhood, so she painted an outline on our glass front door with the Kentucky state outline and wrote Good Neighbors inside it.

Looked great, until we realized we were reading it from the inside.

She is not amused.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (s9Eo8)

305 There were no atoms being split in this household.

So, not a nuclear family.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (3H9h1)

306 Trump's presser is coming up. I'll bet Jacinda Alcindor is revved up and ready to go.

Same with Acosta.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

The best part is the b-slap.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (8fB/R)

307 If an attorney is asking you in a deposition or at trial if you have an alcohol problem, avoid saying: "I'd like to drink. I could really use one now."

right ?

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (zr5Kq)

308 The sequel to Prometheus should have continued with David's head in the bag for the whole movie.

Posted by: azalea city at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (WX+x0)

309 So she could get (legal??) prescriptions for everything in the world supposedly affecting her but she couldn't get a real prescription or a back-channel illegal or pseudo-legal one to get real hydroxychloroquine??

I think that ties into Techno Fog's point that 'regimented' people like this aren't likely to screw up a dose when it's approx. 1/8 teaspoon per 10 U.S. gallons of water for fish-tank use.

Product photo here:
https://tinyurl.com/r4byylt

Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (TQ/zJ)

310 MSM upset about my pillow guy but did not peep about Fredo bringing up all those supposed "DR"s in white jackets when he was hawking Fredocare

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (85Gof)

311 Didn't they activate the IRR.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (E2o2V)

312 They had to remove bricks from the base of the chimney to recover the cat, but it's apparently safe and sound.
Posted by: pep at March 31, 2020 05:15 PM (T6t7i)
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Oh my goodness. I'm glad there was a happy ending. I never would have thought of a cat going down a chimney. I guess it's too late to rechristen him Santa Claus.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (/669Q)

313 doggeh sneezed 3 times!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (G546f)

314 Anyone here watch the Markets today?

Bat Prices up or down?

That will be our first sign this is over.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (0l1qO)

315 6 of the 7 strains have been well-known for years and infect people every year with mild colds unless the patient is very old with preexisting respiratory problems, wherein, like anything else, they can be deadly.

nCoVid-19 is still, after being in the US since November 2019 and being tested for specifically since January, much less lethal than the "normal" flu.
Posted by: Sharkman

The test kits are looking for strands of virus RNA from "a corona virus", which apparently a lot of people are carrying.

Danger abounds everywhere, especially with the truth.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (vcOmj)

316 301 Pro Tip:

If an attorney is asking you in a deposition or at trial if you have an alcohol problem, avoid saying: "I'd like to drink. I could really use one now."
Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (OUNW4)

Heh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (ZkXld)

317 First, has her/their surname been released yet? I was upset that she was given anonymity in the report yesterday.

Her name is Wanda Jo Lenius. She was suing her employer John Deere for age discrimination.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 31, 2020 05:20 PM (guGkK)

318 If the Fish Cleaner Cocktail wife from hell was having money troubles, how in the world was she able to afford to give $6000 just in the last two years to democratic candidates and far left causes?

There are so many red flags waving over this story that I can't see anything but red. Money troubles, takes handfuls of drugs herself every day, far left political views being egged on every single day by the far left media, blame OrangeManBad for everything wrong with her life, and making sure once she served the Corona Colada to her hubbie that she alerted the media to that fact.

Posted by: Boots at March 31, 2020 05:20 PM (oGBso)

319 Missed the downstairs thread about masks but there is a controversial thought that masks are not that helpful and by scientists.
I too have brought this up that I think its not that necessary unless that person very close is sneezing or cough at you. Walking around a store you chances of catching it airborne have to be ridiculously small.
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2020 05:09 PM (ZCEU2)

The purpose of a mask is too keep your filthy germs to yourself.

A respirator is to keep toxins out.

Even cheap dust masks used by the general population you would not need this lock down shit....
.... but nobody knows how to make a mask.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 31, 2020 05:20 PM (1g7ch)

320 Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Hey Harry. How they hangin'?

Posted by: Dick N. Balschaef at March 31, 2020 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

321 Didn't they activate the IRR.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (E2o2V)

NO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2020 05:20 PM (85Gof)

322 >>>Album cover somewhere with back that has Willie pictured in a crew cut...let that sink in.

Posted by: Boswell at March 31, 2020 05:15 PM (32YRo)

He's been around a long time.
Played bass with the Cherokee Cowboys. iirc

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2020 05:20 PM (vv8pr)

323 Under/Over on stupid acosta question today?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (85Gof)

He may not pick him today. He gave it a try yesterday and shook his head realizing what a mistake.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2020 05:20 PM (8fB/R)

324 273 Hear the story about Patsy Cline and Willie Nelson in the backseat of a Cadillac with a bottle of bourbon?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2020 05:12 PM (vv8pr)

Album cover somewhere with back that has Willie pictured in a crew cut...let that sink in.
Posted by: Boswell

Saw an old b/w video of Willie singing 'Crazy' and he still had short hair. Had to been early 60s.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 31, 2020 05:21 PM (C3BnY)

325 I also remember ace posting a picture of a purple cat flying through the air, claws out, with the caption "I saw Hamilton - twice! Fabuloussssss!" That also was one of the Gender Ambiguous Cats of the Day.

At least I have my happy memories.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 05:21 PM (/669Q)

326 ATTENTION!

Do not leave gum or boogers under your seat.
Do not eat the gum or boogers under your seat.
Thank you for your cooperation.

Posted by: Orange (get it? eh, eh?) Sign on Seatback at March 31, 2020 05:22 PM (8B6Ng)

327 Chicoms always said losing 100 mill in war was no big deal, a + from their point of view.

Posted by: azalea city at March 31, 2020 05:22 PM (WX+x0)

328 TJM

Remember COB stands for can't over ban.

Posted by: Ha at March 31, 2020 05:22 PM (odrqb)

329 She is either a murderer or breathtakingly stupid. The normal solution in both cases is death.

If she is both a murderer and stupid then death becomes even more likely.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 31, 2020 05:22 PM (XEC2p)

330 There are so many red flags waving over this story that I can't see anything but red. Money troubles, takes handfuls of drugs herself every day, far left political views being egged on every single day by the far left media, blame OrangeManBad for everything wrong with her life, and making sure once she served the Corona Colada to her hubbie that she alerted the media to that fact.

Posted by: Boots at March 31, 2020 05:20 PM (oGBso)

But then take as Gospel his passing mention of a possibly effective drug.

Makes sense to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2020 05:22 PM (YqDXo)

331 Trump totally murdered him! Eleventy!

Posted by: Kensington at March 31, 2020 05:23 PM (kt2AE)

332 GOP seeks to claw back Kennedy Centers $25M stimulus payout, as opera house continues layoffs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2020 05:23 PM (85Gof)

333 run away from crazy people.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 31, 2020 05:23 PM (LwFBn)

334 Did she have any toilet paper though?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 31, 2020 05:24 PM (TNy/K)

335 That also was one of the Gender Ambiguous Cats of the Day.

At least I have my happy memories.
Posted by: bluebell at

I loved those.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2020 05:24 PM (7bcfy)

336 But then take as Gospel his passing mention of a possibly effective drug.

Makes sense to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2020 05:22 PM (YqDXo)
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For lefty, yes makes perfect sense.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 31, 2020 05:24 PM (WEBkv)

337 I have to go to Lowes or HD today to get a screen door pet grille. A raccoon has finally figured out that he can go through the screen to get to the cat food.

It's only taken them 20 years to figure this out. I don't believe they will dislodge us from the top o'the food chain.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (RGKqg)

338 331 Trump totally murdered him! Eleventy!
Posted by: Kensington at March 31, 2020 05:23 PM (kt2AE)

What is this.

Posted by: m at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (ghFVE)

339 Too bad she never mainlined the fish tank cleaner herself. Instead she had to take her husband out.

And are we sure this isn't that unstable woman who woke up every morning hating Bush banging out on the keyboard to blog how much she hated Bush?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (w2O4c)

340 Juan is defending the Mike Lindell bashers.

*seethes* Get him, Greg!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

341 "There's this aircraft carrier out in Guam with 70 cases of Kung Flu"

they are young and healthy ... let the whole crew get it gradually, then they are an immune fighting machine. Zero deaths, because any that get a little sicker get the malaria treatment (probably have it on board?)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (Cus5s)

342 Did they have an aquarium?

Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (l3+k2)

343 MSM upset about my pillow guy but did not peep about Fredo bringing up all those supposed "DR"s in white jackets when he was hawking Fredocare
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (85Gof)

Isn't that Obongo did when hawking (hocking up?) Obamacare?

Get a bunch of retarded actors (BIRM), slap white labcoats on them, and then pontificate?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

344

I vote they stop showing Cuomo's new daily Political Trump-Trashing adshow.

He was okay when focusing on the city, but now every day he flat out lies and trashes Trump.

They want to blackout the China Virus Team, but what about Cuomo's Cry Wolf and Trash Trump free advertising.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (8fB/R)

345 OMG. Vicious hippo attack.

https://tinyurl.com/s52lvlz

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (KnJdm)

346 There's a section at a govt site on making masks.

If they don't help, don't wear one the next time you paint.

Soup's on.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (vv8pr)

347 White House feed is showing the pressroom.

Posted by: m at March 31, 2020 05:26 PM (ghFVE)

348 barely-functioning, low-cognitive-ability person

So run of the mill demonrat voter.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at March 31, 2020 05:26 PM (bML9A)

349 342 Did they have an aquarium?
Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (l3+k2)

"I KNEW I'd forgotten something!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2020 05:26 PM (YqDXo)

350 So. Anybody else here think this might be China testing out a contagion vector, and perhaps maybe they'll deploy a "payload" next time?

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 05:26 PM (Eicbe)

351 I loved those.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2020 05:24 PM (7bcfy)
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Hi CaliGirl! Nice to see you. Yes, those were fun. My favorite is still the hoagie cat. Glad you remember them too.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 05:26 PM (/669Q)

352 Maybe it's just me, but at a time like this, all I can think about is trying to help people, whether it's physically or mentally. All he can do is try to tear down any semblance of hope. I really wonder if the country could have survived WWII if this many people (and the media - for whom he was sticking up for) had the same mindset back then.

---

Back during WWII, most people had faith in God.

That's not the case now.

Nature abhors a vacuum, and when people take God out of their lives, something else replaces that void.

Entertainment, sports, money, whatevers, are poor substitutes.

When those aren't available, people panic, which is what we're seeing now.

Posted by: SMH at March 31, 2020 05:26 PM (RU4sa)

353 MSM upset about my pillow guy but did not peep about Fredo bringing up all those supposed "DR"s in white jackets when he was hawking Fredocare
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (85Gof)

Isn't that Obongo did when hawking (hocking up?) Obamacare?

Get a bunch of retarded actors (BIRM), slap white labcoats on them, and then pontificate?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

Yes..I call that past President Fredo. He is the original Fredo, not cuomo's brother

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2020 05:26 PM (85Gof)

354 What do those "attention" signs say in the press room?

"If a grenade rolls in here, please ignore."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (YqDXo)

355 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Soon.

Posted by: m at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (ghFVE)

356 John Roberts front row, screen right.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (vv8pr)

357 Grump best to keep a loaded piece under the pillow just in case.

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (ZCEU2)

358 They were also selling "Willie Nelson sings Frank Sinatra" at the checkout counter.

Freaky!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 31, 2020 05:18 PM (vcOmj)

Whoa - like Twisted Sister does Rogers and Hammerstein!

Posted by: Boswell at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (32YRo)

359 So lemme get this straight. All other things being equal, and they usually aren't, mens survivability of being poisoned is higher than a women's. She admits to making her husband his "favorite lunch" before the event and that they were having a "special day" right before she blindly took the advice of a man she arguably has opposed from the beginning and has continued to oppose with large sums of her own money, and then with that advice took a chemical not intended for the purpose of medication, then gave her husband a lethal dose of said chemical while she survived.

Now we have a history of anger and contemplation of divorce. Circumstantial you've gone past suspicion into probable cause with a preponderance for man II.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (Y6UV7)

360 That also was one of the Gender Ambiguous Cats of the Day.

At least I have my happy memories.

Posted by: bluebell at

I loved those.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2020 05:24 PM (7bcfy)

Remember when we loved Paul Ryan, and Ace would post shirtless Paul Ryan pics in the sidebar for the 'ettes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

361

She's a raging loony but my guess is she tried to off her husband and if she blamed Trump the MFM would cover for her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (7IsGI)

362 >>>There are so many red flags waving over this story that I can't see anything but red. Money troubles, takes handfuls of drugs herself every day, far left political views being egged on every single day by the far left media, blame OrangeManBad for everything wrong with her life, and making sure once she served the Corona Colada to her hubbie that she alerted the media to that fact.

corona colada, hah

I can see this as a real possibility. But, she's so... she seems so fucking stupid and crazy i can also just see her being, well, stupid and crazy enough to think fish tank cleaner was a good supplement to a diet.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (PbpT7)

363 I bet her house has dim lighting, stacked newspapers and magazine, a dirty sink and smells like cat pee.....basically a person from a recurring nightmare of mine.

Posted by: Miss Ississippi at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (jTzR1)

364 354 What do those "attention" signs say in the press room?

"If a grenade rolls in here, please ignore."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (YqDXo)

I can't read the text.

Posted by: m at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (ghFVE)

365 Juan is defending the Mike Lindell bashers.

*seethes* Get him, Greg!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM

Fuck that high pitched whiny ass incel.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (TNy/K)

366 We r very close to Trump time.

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (zr5Kq)

367 Is that Kyle, 3rd row back on the left?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2020 05:28 PM (vv8pr)

368 jabba the fat ass shut illinois down for another 30 days. He didn't volunteer to go without pay, so at least he's okay.

Posted by: welcome to hutt space at March 31, 2020 05:28 PM (/LQkF)

369 MSM upset about my pillow guy but did not peep about Fredo bringing up all those supposed "DR"s in white jackets when he was hawking Fredocare

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2020 05:19 PM (85Gof)

That was EXACTLY one of my arguments with this crazy guy. But, he went on to personal attacks on Lindell, and then I was gobbling his balls. Trump is bringing up only people who support him so they can all make zillions of dollars. Obongo minion props? Let's move to Trump lies about everything!

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 31, 2020 05:28 PM (8B6Ng)

370 You know there other things in the world, besides Nancy Pelosi, that can't pass the smell test.

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 05:28 PM (Eicbe)

371 SMH...right on. Couldn't agree more with your assessment.

Posted by: lizabth at March 31, 2020 05:28 PM (L3Rsz)

372 Dana saying Biden not bashing Trump was "very statesman like."

Whatever, Dana. I guess sexually assaulting a woman is statesman like, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

373 Does anyone have any mustard? I want to try it with my dog's poop.

Posted by: Vote Blue No Matter Who at March 31, 2020 05:28 PM (zqs/f)

374 342 Did they have an aquarium?
Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (l3+k2)
........

Or at least a goldfish in a bowl?

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2020 05:28 PM (v0R5T)

375 Don't see Kaitlan Collins.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2020 05:28 PM (vv8pr)

376 Now we have a history of anger and contemplation of
divorce. Circumstantial you've gone past suspicion into probable cause
with a preponderance for man II.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (Y6UV7)

Case is closed. MiketheMoose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2020 05:28 PM (KnJdm)

377 Remember when we loved Paul Ryan, and Ace would post shirtless Paul Ryan pics in the sidebar for the 'ettes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
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Yes, but I'd rather forget that and remember the cats, lol.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2020 05:29 PM (/669Q)

378 R U Readt to ROCK?!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 31, 2020 05:29 PM (1g7ch)

379 Remember when we loved Paul Ryan, and Ace would post shirtless Paul Ryan pics in the sidebar for the 'ettes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31,

Of course I remember that. I don't know what I was thinking.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2020 05:29 PM (7bcfy)

380 i wonder if she tried to kill him before....hmmmm

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2020 05:29 PM (zr5Kq)

381 Presser about to start

Posted by: Boots at March 31, 2020 05:29 PM (oGBso)

382 Birx and Fauci on the stage.

Posted by: m at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (ghFVE)

383 What do those "attention" signs say in the press room?

"If a grenade rolls in here, please ignore."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (YqDXo)

I can't read the text.
Posted by: m at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (ghFVE)

Probably reminding the dumbshit reporters not to put their chewing gum on the back of the seats.

Posted by: filbert at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (NiXyF)

384 The grocery store where I usually order for my mom ( I live an hour away)) for delivery no longer doing delivery . Luckily my friend lives close to her and did the shopping for my mom. Saved me a trip. I wonder what other Seniors who live alone and don't go out are doing .

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (2DOZq)

385 https://tinyurl.com/sosbxap

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2020 05:12
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LOL. Thanks for that.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (Dhht7)

386 *seethes* Get him, Greg!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

Ever see Gutfeld when Juan talks? - its like he's hearing a high pitch whistling like that sound that irritated the Star Trek crew on the planet with the spores and shit -

Posted by: Boswell at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (32YRo)

387 Fauci and Birx are there.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (iQmdl)

388 Yes..I call that past President Fredo. He is the original Fredo, not cuomo's brother
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2020 05:26 PM (85Gof)

I guess Wakanda has the best healthcare now EVER. Because we sure didn't get any improvement here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (YqDXo)

389 "I'm furious all the time."

Can you imagine being saddled with her? Reminds me of a Churchill bon mot:

Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."

Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (H5knJ)

390 Probably reminding the dumbshit reporters not to put their chewing gum on the back of the seats.
Posted by: filbert at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (NiXyF)
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"Don't ask stupid questions"?

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (Eicbe)

391 Presser about to start

*imagines steam roller bursting through wall to flatten the White House press corpse*

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (w2O4c)

392 Trump needs to force the reporters to go through one of those decontamination showers before they get to the press room. The kind where guys with gas masks scrub you with bristle brushes on poles.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (CtNpS)

393 Trump up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

394 Having contaminates in the air is when you need it, walking around a grocery store that contamination is 1 part in a million if that.

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2020 05:31 PM (ZCEU2)

395 @368. The Pritzker extension was a foregone conclusion since Trump extended his national plan to April 30th.

Posted by: lizabth at March 31, 2020 05:31 PM (L3Rsz)

396 Presser on...

Posted by: Tami at March 31, 2020 05:31 PM (cF8AT)

397 Complaining about our lockdowns and quarantines?

Try Kenya.

https://tinyurl.com/sn7ufcb

Africa Always Wins.

Posted by: rd at March 31, 2020 05:31 PM (+0uDE)

398 robably reminding the dumbshit reporters not to put their chewing gum on the back of the seats.
Posted by: filbert at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (NiXyF)

PSA: Anyone asking a stupid effing question will be shot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2020 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

399

Yeah, but what about her fishes!!!

COME ON

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 31, 2020 05:31 PM (lg/F7)

400 Do like corona coladas and throwing up in the drain?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2020 05:31 PM (aKsyK)

401 Trump is up ... great war

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2020 05:31 PM (Cus5s)

402 Maybe he was a Trump fan and she couldn't stand it any longer.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 31, 2020 05:31 PM (9hauA)

403 If the Fish Cleaner Cocktail wife from hell was having money troubles, how in the world was she able to afford to give $6000 just in the last two years to democratic candidates and far left causes?

--

THIS. Most average people cannot...cannot afford to shell out over $6k for political people or orgs. I am becoming more and more convinced she's trying to pull a double whammy. Knock off her husband, and blaming Trump for it. "He told me to do it!" Yeah, I am NOT buying it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2020 05:32 PM (JoUsr)

404 Africa Always Wins.
Posted by: rd at March 31, 2020 05:31 PM (+0uDE)

Didn't help them win against slavery, or colonialism. So what exactly have they won?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2020 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

405 *imagines steam roller bursting through wall to flatten the White House press corpse*
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (w2O4c)

The Kool-Aid Man.

OH, YEAH!!!

Posted by: filbert at March 31, 2020 05:32 PM (NiXyF)

406 I hope we get Angry Trump with the press again today.

His bitch-slap of Acosta and Alcindor was wonderful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

407 Is that Acosta in the front row?

How do they decide who sits where?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 31, 2020 05:32 PM (s9Eo8)

408 "You see it probably more than most."

Posted by: m at March 31, 2020 05:32 PM (ghFVE)

409 Seniors who live alone and don't go out are doing .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 31, 2020 05:30 PM (2DOZq

I'm getting instacart for my mother. I also dropped off toilet paper and hand sanitizer, masks from my office. And my husband keeps dropping off veggies and berries.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2020 05:32 PM (7bcfy)

410 I want to see Birx use that scarf as a mask.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 31, 2020 05:32 PM (iQmdl)

411 Nood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2020 05:32 PM (KnJdm)

412 Remember when we loved Paul Ryan, and Ace would post shirtless Paul Ryan pics in the sidebar for the 'ettes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

Only wearing chaps, right?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 31, 2020 05:33 PM (1g7ch)

413 407 Is that Acosta in the front row?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 31, 2020 05:32 PM (s9Eo

Looks like him.

Posted by: m at March 31, 2020 05:33 PM (ghFVE)

414 They want to blackout the China Virus Team, but what about Cuomo's Cry Wolf and Trash Trump free advertising.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2020 05:25 PM (8fB/R)

The media is always going to give Trump's enemies fawning coverage and as much free air time as they want. The problem is that only New York elites think Andrew Cuomo is more competitive than Joe Biden in Michigan. And Trump can easily say "hey, I know the NYC presstitutes have infinite self regard, but blocking presidential information from the public airwaves is a bit much."

It's on him. If he chooses to throw the election, his whole family is instantly dead and I will stop thinking about him five minutes later. Do the right thing, Mr. President. Strike while the iron is hot.

Posted by: trev006 at March 31, 2020 05:33 PM (0HpOW)

415 The grocery store where I usually order for my mom ( I live an hour away)) for delivery no longer doing delivery . Luckily my friend lives close to her and did the shopping for my mom. Saved me a trip. I wonder what other Seniors who live alone and don't go out are doing .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

Instacart, Wal Mart & Kroger still deliver.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2020 05:33 PM (W2taJ)

416 Mg-34 comes out through the Presidents podium and mows down the press corp

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2020 05:33 PM (ZCEU2)

417 Maybe he was a Trump fan and she couldn't stand it any longer.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 31, 2020 05:31 PM (9hauA)
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Trump is winning begrudging support over his handling of this crisis by 30% of Democrats.

I think she's probably crazy enough, that all her husband had to do is approve of Trump once.

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 05:33 PM (Eicbe)

418 Birx has become the star of these press conferences. She exudes competence, and has a mysterious attractiveness.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2020 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

419 What are you all still doing here?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2020 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)

420 Trump needs to force the reporters to go through one of those decontamination showers before they get to the press room. The kind where guys with gas masks scrub you with bristle brushes on poles.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at Marc

How about walking through a car wash?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 31, 2020 05:34 PM (7bcfy)

421 One thing is clear from these pressers - journalist imbeciles are obviously immune to Corona Bat Flu - 'cause they're still there being imbeciles...sigh.

Posted by: Boswell at March 31, 2020 05:34 PM (32YRo)

422 410 I want to see Birx use that scarf as a mask.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 31, 2020 05:32 PM (iQmdl)

I want to see her tie it tightly around Alcindor's throat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 31, 2020 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

423 She is the worst atom splitting zombie car wreck with a semi hauling quantum particles of Solvent Beer ever.

So there....rrrrrrrRRRRRR

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 31, 2020 05:35 PM (BgV9m)

424 Maybe he was a Trump fan and she couldn't stand it any longer.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 31, 2020 05:31 PM (9hauA)

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Trump is winning begrudging support over his handling of this crisis by 30% of Democrats.

I think she's probably crazy enough, that all her husband had to do is approve of Trump once.

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2020 05:33 PM (Eicbe)

Yup, he might have just said, "That sounded good" and she lost it or lost what little she had left of it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2020 05:36 PM (Xzbrz)

425 He didn't call them Concast, instead of Comcast as he did in the presser the other day.

Posted by: Sponge at March 31, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

426 Trump is winning begrudging support over his handling of this crisis by 30% of Democrats.

Mostly because he is spending money and benefiting Leftist money laundering organizations like a Democrat.

Trump make Obama look tight-fisted and financially responsible.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 31, 2020 05:37 PM (uYQjf)

427 She seems completely incompetent. That makes her claim of very, very stupid mistake more plausible.

Posted by: ace at March 31, 2020 04:50 PM (PbpT7)

Trump turned her stupid!

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 31, 2020 05:40 PM (9hauA)

428 Superdome Hospital.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 31, 2020 05:40 PM (E2o2V)

429 "Melatonin shrinks your hypothalamus, right? Or your testicles. One of those, I think."

(High pitched voice) It's the nuts!

Posted by: PEEWEE at March 31, 2020 05:40 PM (0dmP2)

430 This woman does seem to me to be the kind of barely-functioning, low-cognitive-ability person who actually would think it's a good idea to feed her husband fish tank cleaner as some kind of preventative "medicine."
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So a typical democratic voter then.

Someone impressed by Chris Cuomo.

I could go on...

Posted by: seriously you guys at March 31, 2020 05:41 PM (DY0fs)

431 If an attorney is asking you in a deposition or at trial if you have an alcohol problem, avoid saying: "I'd like to drink. I could really use one now."

right ?
Posted by: runner

Witness: "Does that carafe on the counsel table contain vodka? If so, may I have some?"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2020 05:43 PM (OUNW4)

432 Ok, groove on this.

After I had my argument with this idiot (Instagram DM) I got a wall of My Pillow ads. I've never bought a My Pillow, never looked for one, the only place I've said "My Pillow" was in those DM messages, and here, now.

Freaking spying bastards. I've seen this again and again, they don't even pretend to hide it. Literally 15 minutes later (probably sooner, but I hadn't checked my feed until now).

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 31, 2020 05:43 PM (8B6Ng)

433 Instacart, Wal Mart & Kroger still deliver.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2020 05:33 PM (W2taJ

The Kroger we use not delivering presently.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 31, 2020 05:43 PM (2DOZq)

434 Trump needs to force the reporters to go through one of those
decontamination showers before they get to the press room. The kind
where guys with gas masks scrub you with bristle brushes on poles.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at Marc

GMTA, I said this a few days back. 12 Monkeys stuff. Naked, hosed down with foam in a concrete room. Then they get a paper gown to wear for the duration.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 31, 2020 05:45 PM (8B6Ng)

435 Superdome Hospital.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 31, 2020 05:40 PM (E2o2V)

Any excuse to eat babies.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 31, 2020 05:46 PM (8B6Ng)

436
We're about about at an hour and a half into one of my episodes here folks....

Who would play fish tank lady? Tyne Daly?

Posted by: Lt. Columbo at March 31, 2020 05:46 PM (rCwaK)

437 Superdome Hospital? Shep Smith said they were eating each other in there and he was not invited?

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2020 06:02 PM (XhWtx)

438 look at ace being all Henry Fonda-like in 12 Angry Morons

Posted by: x at March 31, 2020 06:13 PM (nFwvY)

439 Acosta just can't help being a slimy partisan SOB, can he?

"And they were getting along so well, too."

Posted by: filbert at March 31, 2020 06:57 PM (NiXyF)

440 If they were broke, though, where did she get the clams to donate to "resistance" PACS? Then again, maybe they were broke *because* she donated to those PACS...

Posted by: rjm319 at March 31, 2020 07:35 PM (vea8L)

441 By the way, OT: reading my Facebook feed (I am in metro NYC and most of my friends are politically liberal if not further left, regrettably even if they are nice people otherwise...I came up with a great concept: an Orange Man Bad Generator in the same vein as the Pete Buttigieg Platitude Generator. Too bad I lack the skills to generate such a generator. But if some Moron could do one, maybe he or she could get beaucoup hits, if they care about that. Anyhow, the generator would create paragraphs about how Orange Man is responsible for ABSOLUTELY EVERY bad thing that ever happens, and/or about how DISASTER will ensue from ANY and ALL of his policies. Granted, some could argue that such a generator already exists and is called CNN...anyhow...

Posted by: rjm319 at March 31, 2020 07:39 PM (vea8L)

442 So, a teaspoon is 5,000 milligrams? And if the human medicine form of chloroquine phosphate (Aralen) is prescribed at 300 mg once a week to prevent the onset of malaria, then...oops!
Medical types, did I get this right, or am I totally off with these numbers?

Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at March 31, 2020 08:46 PM (cXfsF)

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