Presser Reactions: Trump v. Acosta, Gutfeld v. Williams, and All of the Leftwing Media Versus Mike Lindell from MyPillow.com

Jim Acosta sashayed into the presser and started flapping his high-occupancy cocksucker.

Trump shut him down by saying that CNN's goal was to incite panic, whereas Trump's goal, as President, was to avoid it.

homosexualface

Wait, that's a completely different story. How'd that get in there?

Anyway:

Greg Gutfeld blasted, and I do mean blasted, the medically retarded Juan Williams for claiming (as all leftwingers claim) that they had a perfect plan for dealing with coronavirus all along.

Okay, that wasn't in reaction the presser, but before it. Whatever, dudes.

A commenter asked if Gutfeld and Williams could ever appear in the same studio again. Well, it will be less cordial going forward.

The leftwing media shrieked at seeing CEOs talking about how their companies and been reconfigured to produce needed masks and ventilators.

The media has been shrieking about the need for masks and ventilators, but they didn't mean it. It was just an attack line on Trump.

Because the minute Trump says, "And here's the solution to the problem," they start crying and whining that it was never a problem at all and OrangeManBad!


Hey guys? I know you're upset because you now realize your Senile Rapist Candidate is going to get curb-stomped in November-- if he even survives until the election -- but that's no excuse for your behavior.

Cry more, bitches.

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM




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1 Mine.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:38 PM (KnJdm)

2 all hail flounder, master of the universe.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:41 PM (d7Ww2)

3

Tempers are flaring all around.

Good.

Posted by: imp at March 30, 2020 06:41 PM (SFOr6)

4 The press needs to be Mypilloried.

Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2020 06:41 PM (Tnijr)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)

6 What about that fat shithead Alcindor? She's got the IQ of a turnip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Q7jm0)

7 Hey goofy My Pillow guy is making 50 thousand masks while this douche adds nothing to the world but his own self satisfied finger sniffing

That's gold.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Doesn't the left know shit about anything?

Lindell *retools* his factories to make masks--and they are going apeshit about his "selling MyPillows" at the Rose Garden!

They want to make sure that everybody who needs a mask can get one--but not if that MyPillow guy gets some credit!!

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Eicbe)

9 It's like we're on two different worlds.

Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (KXX3K)

10 2
all hail flounder, master of the universe.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:41 PM (d7Ww2)

Master of my domain, anywa . . . . and I'm out.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (KnJdm)

11

THE MEDIA MUST DIE!

Posted by: That Guy at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (QNXv1)

12 Not first!

Posted by: Keyser at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (v8/5X)

13 6 What about that fat shithead Alcindor? She's got the IQ of a turnip.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Q7jm0)

She's doing better, over on her Twitter feed. She might be trainable.

Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (KXX3K)

14 I like greg gutfeld and it is not just because he is short...well ok thats a big part of it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (85Gof)

15 Fuck these people sideways with a flaming barbed-wire-wrapped pineapple.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

16 I love watching Juan make faces while other people are talking

whata dolt

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (rpxSz)

17 MyMask

Posted by: The Lone Ranger at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (aKsyK)

18 You can't keep things simple enough for the reactive nervous systems of the progs.

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (Eicbe)

19 The My Pillow guy is doing something useful to help with this China virus shit. He's got his factory making tens of thousands of face masks, which are desperately needed.

Why would anybody be anything other than grateful for his contribution?

The assholery of the MSM is really something to see.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (k4dH2)

20 Alex Salvi @alexsalvinews
CBS News says an "an editing mistake" led to the network airing footage of an Italian hospital during a segment (below) on New York's coronavirus crisis.
*********
OOOOOOPSIES

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (z5php)

21 Remember, Wolf Blitzer plays himself off as a smarty pants and flat fucking embarrassed himself on Jeopardy.

https://triviahappy.com/wp- content/uploads/2014/08/wolfonjeopardy-520x293.jpg

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)

22 ace, check out Trump's reaction to Maddow about the hospital ships.

https://tinyurl.com/vcnylcq

I've never seen another profession where people can be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)

23 I'm a proponent of TV carrying Trump's presser. But allowing corporations to use them as advertising platforms seems like the exact opposite of news.

They don't deserve recognition?

Why don't you tweet anonymously?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (Q7jm0)

24 What about that fat shithead Alcindor? She's got the IQ of a turnip.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Q7jm0)


Lew had a sex change? Who knew

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (85Gof)

25 One of my employees has been in ICU with Chinese beer flu and pneumonia.

He's recovered to the point of being sent home. His doctor told him he "beat the odds".

I spoke to him Wed on the phone and I was convinced he'd never leave the hospital alive.

Thank The Good Lord I was wrong!

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (cknjq)

26 Hey are Hookers still working??

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (z5php)

27 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Q7jm0)

Here, Jay:

@Yamiche

Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (KXX3K)

28 Hey guys? I know you're upset because you now realize your Senile Rapist Candidate is going to get curb-stomped in November-- if he even survives until the election -- but that's no excuse for your behavior.

Cry more, bitches.


==


Ace bringing it.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (zr5Kq)

29 When Juan Williams speaks, everyone listening gets dumber.

Posted by: JAS at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (2BZBZ)

30 OT: But big.
Macy's just announced it has laid off 130k employees nation wide.

This is going to be very bad.

**Types**Deletes.

Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (ycdBu)

31 23 That's "Fox's Token Retard, Juan Williams" to you, bub! And don't you forget it!
Posted by: Fox's Token Retard Juan Williams at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (sf1AO)


You know Yamiche Alcindor is not PBS's token retard. She's PBS's typical retard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (Q7jm0)

32 Down goes Juan!! Down goes Juan!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (dUJdY)

33
I love watching Juan make faces while other people are talking

whata dolt

Posted by: REDACTED


He also makes weird moaning and groaning noises.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (aKsyK)

34 Do Our Betters think the only thing the My Pillow guy makes is commercials?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (GbPPJ)

35 They're mad because they wanted Trump to take over the companies to make the masks and ventilators.

How dare he *gasp* partner with them and let them individual lead their respective companies' efforts to make the much-needed supplies?!


See Joe Biden's tweet from last night demanding, by way of a dare, that Trump take over these companies in the next 48 hours -- to Save Lives(tm)!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (bDqIh)

36 Public approval of the media has to be down significantly. People don't think they're credible. That must hurt their self esteem.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (Uu+Jp)

37 Crymour Bisches played form the Philadelphia Athletics in 1889.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (Qf83p)

38 mypillow converts production line to surgical masks...

BUT I CANT REST MY HEAD ON A SURGICAL MASK!

Posted by: CNN at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (K3B2k)

39 She's doing better, over on her Twitter feed. She might be trainable.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (KXX3K)


I doubt it. I doubt it very much. She's unspeakably stupid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (Q7jm0)

40 22 ace, check out Trump's reaction to Maddow about the hospital ships.

https://tinyurl.com/vcnylcq

I've never seen another profession where people can be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)

They're propagandists. In that respect, they are doing their jobs to their utmost.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

41

In Washington State prostitutes are specifically exempt from the travel ban, like pot shops and pet stores...

Posted by: Rapier Fuckwit at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (QNXv1)

42 30 OT: But big.
Macy's just announced it has laid off 130k employees nation wide.


Macy's has been in the shitter for a while... This just gives them an excuse

Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (5bxa0)

43 Juan shouldn't have been fired by PBS/NPR.
He should not have been hired at Fox News.

Posted by: JAS at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (2BZBZ)

44 I love watching Juan make faces while other people are talking

whata dolt

Posted by: REDACTED

He also makes weird moaning and groaning noises.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

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Try having sex with him sometime!

It's all so distracting!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (lcxuD)

45 I had to get up and leave my living room after the local news extolled the virtues of the governor and the Seattle mayor. Then promptly cut to their national team of rat bastards to criticize the President.
Fuck these people.
Fuck them all.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (axyOa)

46 I've never seen another profession where people can be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)
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Sports commentators.

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (Eicbe)

47 36 Public approval of the media has to be down significantly. People don't think they're credible. That must hurt their self esteem.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (Uu+Jp)

They need to Be Better.

Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (KXX3K)

48 30
OT: But big.
Macy's just announced it has laid off 130k employees nation wide.

This is going to be very bad.

**Types**Deletes.


Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (ycdBu)

Fuck Macy's. They cancelled Trump lines in the 2016 primary season, because ORANGEMANBAD. Sorry for their employee's, but Macy's can DIAF.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (KnJdm)

49 Chinese beer flu and pneumonia.

He's recovered to the point of being sent home. His doctor told him he "beat the odds".

I spoke to him Wed on the phone and I was convinced he'd never leave the hospital alive.

Thank The Good Lord I was wrong!
Posted by: weirdflunky



odds are if you get wuhan whatevs you are fine.

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (HALdu)

50 I think the media thought Trump would fuck all of this up, as it turns out, he's done a better job at dealing with the covid-19 situation then anyone thought he would. Frankly, I don't think he could have done anything better. From shutting down flights from China (and being called a racist), to keeping a good tone and attitude, to doing regular pressers, to getting private businesses to jump in and help in all kinds of ways...

And I think the media is in full on panic mode now that they realize their fear mongering is actually helping Trump look BETTER instead of worse since he seems to be handling this crisis like an adult, and has answers to their questions.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (ZkXld)

51 >>>40 22 ace, check out Trump's reaction to Maddow about the hospital ships.

https://tinyurl.com/vcnylcq

I've never seen another profession where people can be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded.
Posted by: JackStraw

thanks!

Can you believe they consider themselves to be "essential personnel" and even "first responders" in this crisis?

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (PbpT7)

52
Shouldn't that be

Cry Better, Bitches.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (r+sAi)

53 I suggested to someone on twitter that Lindell needed to show Acosta his pillow....up close and personal.

Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 06:48 PM (cF8AT)

54 I wonder how streetwalkers are plying their trade in these days of isolation

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 06:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

55 Public approval of the media has to be down significantly. People don't think they're credible. That must hurt their self esteem.

==

Their bosses yelling at them to do something because Trumps pressers get bette rating than all of the combined ( I haven't seen the #s, hey fake but accurate).

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 06:48 PM (zr5Kq)

56 Panic and fear are the mother's milk of leftists everywhere.

Be calm and fearless and ignore them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2020 06:48 PM (Z+IKu)

57
They're propagandists. In that respect, they are doing their jobs to their utmost.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (NWiLs)


YES my pretties. YES....

Posted by: Xi Jinpingpong at March 30, 2020 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

58 it is unfortunate that 130,000 got it from Macy's but that is just moving things to where they were going faster.

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 06:48 PM (HALdu)

59 The media can't die fast enough for me.

I hope they all get in a cab and the cab driver is Toonces.

Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2020 06:48 PM (POXG+)

60 Trump posted too much Maddow. That's too much Maddow.

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 06:49 PM (Eicbe)

61 Even knowing how leftists are, been writing show me a Leftist and I'll show you someone waiting to open the gulags for years.
But this flat out hate of the country and workjng for its demise daily is astonishing.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 06:49 PM (ZCEU2)

62 Does this mean if I wear one of those masks, I can walk around town biting my pillow all day long?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 30, 2020 06:49 PM (lcxuD)

63 30 OT: But big.
Macy's just announced it has laid off 130k employees nation wide.

This is going to be very bad.

**Types**Deletes.
Posted by: Digging Deeper

Macy's has been going sharply downhill for a couple of years. This is not a surprise.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:49 PM (d7Ww2)

64 58 it is unfortunate that 130,000 got it from Macy's but that is just moving things to where they were going faster.
______________

Yep, Macy's has been circling the drain for years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 06:49 PM (k4dH2)

65 >>Can you believe they consider themselves to be "essential personnel" and even "first responders" in this crisis?

And it's such a simple frigging job. Watch, listen, report facts. And yet they screw it up repeatedly.

Firefighters never make that many mistake or they would be dead.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

66 Holy shit Gutfeld dragged Juan.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (IYHxL)

67 I wonder how streetwalkers are plying their trade in these days of isolation
Posted by: N. L. Urker


Uh...drive-through?

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (Qf83p)

68 A gotcha question should lead to an immediate caning

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

69 Can you believe they consider themselves to be "essential personnel" and even "first responders" in this crisis?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (PbpT7)
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"Fire fighters" right?

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (Eicbe)

70 neontaster
@neontaster

23m
I hope all y'all refuse a Mike Lindell mask if you're offered one. That'll show Drumpf.

Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (KXX3K)

71

Extra Large surgical masks make fine banana hammocks.

Posted by: Rapier Fuckwit at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (QNXv1)

72 If you're not familiar with the My Pillow guy's history, check this out.

https://tinyurl.com/tsbpgpo

He is a great example of turning your life around, hitting rock bottom and then building a successful business that helps others out of failure/dysfunction like himself. A really good guy.

That the twitter and media bros are mocking him in particular is so very. . . fitting? Illuminating? Remember this when they claim to be for the little guy.


Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (bDqIh)

73 ace, check out Trump's reaction to Maddow about the hospital ships.

https://tinyurl.com/vcnylcq

I've never seen another profession where people can be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)

They're propagandists. In that respect, they are doing their jobs to their utmost.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

They are terrible propagandists, since the more they attack the more popular he gets. They should be fired for that.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (eoQWY)

74 I wonder how streetwalkers are plying their trade in these days of isolation
Posted by: N. L. Urker
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They haven't shut down the national press.

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (Eicbe)

75 The media can't die fast enough for me.

I hope they all get in a cab and the cab driver is Toonces.
Posted by: jsg

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I hope they all get in a car when a stranger offers them candy.

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 06:51 PM (lcxuD)

76 I own a My Pillow. It's a very good product.

Posted by: Iasonas at March 30, 2020 06:51 PM (ZMtsZ)

77
Holy shit Gutfeld dragged Juan.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone


It wasn't the first time, either.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2020 06:51 PM (aKsyK)

78 essential personnel" and even "first responders" in this crisis?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (PbpT7)
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"Fire fighters" right?
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (Eicbe)

Fire starters

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 06:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

79 I own a My Pillow. It's a very good product.
Posted by: Iasonas at March 30, 2020 06:51 PM (ZMtsZ)


Yes. I really notice when I don't have it when sleeping.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 06:51 PM (Zz0t1)

80 75
The media can't die fast enough for me.



I hope they all get in a cab and the cab driver is Toonces.

Posted by: jsg



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I hope they all get in a car when a stranger offers them candy.





Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 06:51 PM (lcxuD)

And then a giant crane with an electromagnet picks them up and drops them into car crusher.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:52 PM (KnJdm)

81 A straight down the middle, neither left nor right, just the facts news organization is a massive business opportunity just begging to be taken.

Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2020 06:52 PM (l3+k2)

82 If this goes like everything else in the past four years has, the announcement that the hydroxychloroquine/z-pak thing has knocked COVID on its ass will come about ten minutes before Pelosi's investigation press conference is scheduled.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (t+qrx)

83 Stirewalt divides his time

eating

thinking himself humorous

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (rpxSz)

84 These people are such anti American dick suckers it's nauseating. They should all be beat to death with a rubber dildo.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (8/E19)

85 Hey are Hookers still working??
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (z5php)

Ummmmmmmm.....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (Z+IKu)

86

Glory Holes allow for easy cleaning and sneeze control.

Try one today!

Posted by: Barky, Glory Hole Attendant, Third Class at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (QNXv1)

87 Yep, Macy's has been circling the drain for years.

They just can't beat Amazon. Walmart is giving it the old college try but still hasn't found it.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (K22Va)

88 The media can't die fast enough for me.

I hope they all get in a cab and the cab driver is Toonces.
Posted by: jsg

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I hope they all get in a car when a stranger offers them candy.

Posted by: RKae a


I hope they get in a car and the driver is a Kennedy.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (axyOa)

89 They're mad because they wanted Trump to take over the companies to make the masks and ventilators.

How dare he *gasp* partner with them and let them individual lead their respective companies' efforts to make the much-needed supplies?!


It bears repeating: leftists get a chubby from coercing people to do some things, and forbidding them from doing others. They live for the opportunity.

Now what gets more enthusiastic, efficient cooperation: coercion, or persuasion that something is in a person's interest?

This is why socialist countries without exception struggle economically. Coercion at best gets grudging acquiescence, lackadaisical efforts, and oftentimes outright sabotage. Persuasion gets enthusiastic, energetic performance.

Someday the Reds will finally figure that out. I hope.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (Q7jm0)

90 "You have a terribly homosexual face."

How is that "homophobic?"

Now, if someone said, "You have a terribly homosexual face, and that scares the shit outta me," yeah, THAT would be homophobic.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (sWM8x)

91 83
Stirewalt divides his time



eating



thinking himself humorous

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (rpxSz)

Torturing small animals.

Playing with himself with tortured small animals.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (KnJdm)

92 Be a Better Bitch, Acosta.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (L0zyY)

93 >>I own a My Pillow. It's a very good product.

I resisted buying one for a long time cause it seemed like a Ronco product. But I have some neck and back issues and I've never been able to find a good pillow so I finally broke down.

Best pillow for me I've ever had.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

94 Juan has about three or four facial expressions: the confused by your strange argument headshake, the I'm getting my ass handed to me smile, pretending to be serious, and blank.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (AD3JT)

95 on the current death numbers (only because they have stopped going up for a couple days) ... the last week ...


145, 155, 263, 401, 524, 363,
388 today with an hour left in their GMT day. But yesterday's number was revised up overnight, so not sure exactly how they figure.


but ... it is a couple days lower, not exponentially up. That could be all due to the many days of self isolating ... I'm hoping for a more dramatic turn from wider HCQ-Z-Pak treatment. Or at least some numbers on how much usage that is getting.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (Cus5s)

96
Willowed from Jane,

A local nurse went on our Nextdoor and told the hysterics that wearing gloves everywhere isn't helping, unless you're discarding the gloves after every single use. She said she washes her hands regularly, and uses wipes to open her car door and wipe down her groceries when she gets home.

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This. Carry wipes with you and wipe your hands, or if you wear gloves, wipe the gloves off.

You can wash your gloved hands just like you always wash your nekkid hands

When cooking, I wear gloves to chop onions and other vegetables. I may also be browning hamburger or some other task. I stop and wash my gloved hands in between each task. I don't mix meat germs with vegetables and vice versa.

You can do the same in public. Wash the gloves before shopping. Wash them again after you check out. Or wipe them down with Clorox wipes, or even a hand towel moistened with alcohol and water kept in a gallon ziploc.

Be imaginative.

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (+0uDE)

97 Why does the President call on CNN?

Posted by: Dingbat at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (KylN9)

98 Jane D'oh!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

99 BREAKING***

Our local gun club, after being closed for the last two weeks is now OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (d7Ww2)

100 84 These people are such anti American dick suckers it's nauseating. They should all be beat to death with a rubber dildo.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (8/E19)


You mispelled "Louisville Slugger."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:55 PM (Q7jm0)

101 They just can't beat Amazon. Walmart is giving it the old college try but still hasn't found it.
Posted by: dartist at March



think wmt is going to be ok, they and amzn are doing diff things.

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 06:55 PM (HALdu)

102 and I'm going to be blowing some shit up on saturday.

whoohoo!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:55 PM (d7Ww2)

103 >>>83 Stirewalt divides his time

eating

thinking himself humorous
Posted by: REDACTED

+ making female coworkers... uncomfortable

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 06:55 PM (PbpT7)

104 Don't trust the media, media is asshoe.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2020 06:55 PM (jUVms)

105 Their agony is my ecstasy.

The root of the agony: They believe that the govt, *their* government- properly bloated, can take care of all. Every business and individual. They hate it when individuals, businesses, and the free market excel.

Posted by: socalcon at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (Roy2Z)

106 But big.
Macy's just announced it has laid off 130k employees nation wide.




Furlough, not lay off. Makes a difference.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (zr5Kq)

107 [i[Someday the Reds will finally figure that out. I hope.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[\i]
I hope they NEVER figure it out. I want them eliminated from the face of the earth.

Posted by: BifBewalkski at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (VcFUs)

108 There is no coming together.

Ever.

If these people cannot get on board for this, they cannot get on board for anything. Nothing - NOTHING - is more important than attempting to dunk on Trump.

Since we are all going to have a little free time after this, I think its going to be a very hot summer.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (ZfRYq)

109 >>>94 Juan has about three or four facial expressions: the confused by your strange argument headshake, the I'm getting my ass handed to me smile, pretending to be serious, and blank.

Three fewer expressions than lower-IQ dogs.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (PbpT7)

110 When your only contribution to life is sitting on Twitter all day dunking on productive people, maybe it's time to light yourself on fire. Feet first.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (8/E19)

111 think wmt is going to be ok, they and amzn are doing diff things.

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 06:55 PM (HALdu)


Except WalMart gets a lot of their merch from China.

Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (l3+k2)

112 These fuckers are completely unhinged. Completely. It's stunning to see.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (x8Wzq)

113 This. Carry wipes with you and wipe your hands, or if you wear gloves, wipe the gloves off.

You can wash your gloved hands just like you always wash your nekkid hands

When cooking, I wear gloves to chop onions and other vegetables. I may also be browning hamburger or some other task. I stop and wash my gloved hands in between each task. I don't mix meat germs with vegetables and vice versa.

You can do the same in public. Wash the gloves before shopping. Wash them again after you check out. Or wipe them down with Clorox wipes, or even a hand towel moistened with alcohol and water kept in a gallon ziploc.

Be imaginative.
Posted by: rd at March




having gloves better than no gloves

having masks better than no masks

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (HALdu)

114 BREAKING***



Our local gun club, after being closed for the last two weeks is now OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (d7Ww2)


Ours never closed! G-d bless Georgia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

115 Making the world stupider, uglier and meaner every single day would be tough for any reporter with a brain or conscience.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

116 How it goes:

MSM: President Obama, it is a scientific fact that your touch cures corona virus; how will you deal with your chapped fingers?


MSM: Mr. Trump, considering that you have spread corona virus in NYC in order to buy the emptied property cheap, how can you continue to breathe?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (yTd+z)

117 @42
Just checked.

It's number 19 of the the top 100 retailers in the country.

If it's circling the drain then there are 80 retailers that are going to follow suit right behind it.

At the end of this disaster there may be only 10 retailers left standing.

This will also effectively kill off mall and movie culture perhaps forever.

Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (ycdBu)

118 Furlough, not lay off. Makes a difference.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (zr5Kq)


Not to their checking accounts. Or their landlords.

I had to take a 20% pay cut. But hey, not a layoff!

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (ZfRYq)

119 64 58 it is unfortunate that 130,000 got it from Macy's but that is just moving things to where they were going faster.
______________

Yep, Macy's has been circling the drain for years.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 06:49 PM (k4dH2)


They're following Sears' trajectory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (Q7jm0)

120 Ours never closed! G-d bless Georgia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

your governor isn't a commie faggot sleazeball

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (d7Ww2)

121 A straight down the middle, neither left nor right, just the facts news organization is a massive business opportunity just begging to be taken.
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2020 06:52 PM (l3+k2)

There is no need for news organizations any more. Tim Pool does a better job by himself than CNN and MSNBC.

Dave Rubin does better interviews than any Sunday show on the major networks.

Independent small organizations, like the local paper of generations back, do a better job and can't all be controlled. Fox was supposed to be the 'straight' reporting site, and it is being co-opted by the left even as the rest of cable news dies.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (eoQWY)

122 Leftists love death and misery

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (ZCEU2)

123 Media should be banned from Twitter.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (Uu+Jp)

124 Just out of curiosity, does anyone know how the Clinton Foundation has stepped up (for Americans) during the Coronavirus crisis?? Are Chelsea and the fam still hunkered down in the city or did they head out to Chappaqua for a nice family visit?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (a4EWo)

125 Except WalMart gets a lot of their merch from China.
Posted by: davidt at March


sure, but they do not have to.

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (HALdu)

126 Can we get this civil war going. I have reached my limit with these amoral, treacherous scum.

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (a48q1)

127 "You have a very homosexual face."

I'm dying here.

Trump needs to steal that. Go all in, Donald. The press can't hate you any more than they do now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (ptqGC)

128 >>>104 Don't trust the media, media is asshoe.

fewer and fewer do.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (PbpT7)

129 This will also effectively kill off mall and movie culture perhaps forever.
Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (ycdBu)


Malls may pivot to some other business model, but movie theaters are done. D.O.N.E.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (Q7jm0)

130 117
@42
Just checked.

It's number 19 of the the top 100 retailers in the country.

If it's circling the drain then there are 80 retailers that are going to follow suit right behind it.

At the end of this disaster there may be only 10 retailers left standing.

This will also effectively kill off mall and movie culture perhaps forever.

Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (ycdBu)

Depends on their debt situation, I would imagine. I am holding out for Dicks to hit the shitter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (KnJdm)

131 Day whatever of quarantine:

Things are going good.

Taught the boy how to fix his scooter. He's riding it around right now.

Taught the girl how to make a shiv, prison style, out of a chunk of wood and a concrete floor. When she's done sharpening it, we'll make a cute design for the handle part. Maybe Hello Kitty.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (II2Y0)

132 145, 155, 263, 401, 524, 363,
388 today with an hour left in their GMT day. But yesterday's number was revised up overnight, so not sure exactly how they figure.


but ... it is a couple days lower, not exponentially up. That could be all due to the many days of self isolating ... I'm hoping for a more dramatic turn from wider HCQ-Z-Pak treatment. Or at least some numbers on how much usage that is getting.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (Cus5s)

What is the breakdown by age?

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (zqs/f)

133
Not to their checking accounts. Or their landlords.

I had to take a 20% pay cut. But hey, not a layoff!

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (ZfRYq)


The business should contact unemployment directly as they've been furloughed and should be getting checks soon.

If Macy's did it right.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)

134 The NRA Range will be closed through April 23, 2020.

Sigh.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (ZfRYq)

135 Maybe Greg and Ace are one and the same.

Nahhh....Ace is better cause his fucking verbs, adjectives and gerunds are more educational.

Also tv news is for tweens and beginners of life. Just exactly like that board game Life.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (mkuG1)

136 Ours never closed! G-d bless Georgia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

your governor isn't a commie faggot sleazeball

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (d7Ww2)
----------------------

There's that. We dodged a bowling ball with Tank Abrams.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (ptqGC)

137 Gutfeld's fired up!

Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (qurRi)

138 96 Be imaginative.
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM
~~~
But then they'd have one less thing to whine about.

Posted by: socalcon at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (Roy2Z)

139 Aluminum bat > Wood bat.

I like the ping. Plus durable. One can beat many more commies without cracking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (Ss+mY)

140 It's number 19 of the the top 100 retailers in the country.

And they've been closes stores for a while

Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (5bxa0)

141 120
Ours never closed! G-d bless Georgia.



Posted by: Jane D'oh



your governor isn't a commie faggot sleazeball

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (d7Ww2)

Did Inslee add back gun stores/ranges to the essential list?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (KnJdm)

142 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (arJlL)

143 72:

"That the twitter and media bros are mocking him in particular is so very. . . fitting? Illuminating? Remember this when they claim to be for the little guy."

They are little guys, The Paolo says he has been told.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (puu6v)

144 Juan Williams has that sexy new mustache going for him.
So, so sexy.

Posted by: John Waters at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (sWM8x)

145 Just checked.

It's number 19 of the the top 100 retailers in the country.

If it's circling the drain then there are 80 retailers that are going to follow suit right behind it.

At the end of this disaster there may be only 10 retailers left standing.

This will also effectively kill off mall and movie culture perhaps forever.

Posted by: Digging Deeper at March


heh, retail has been screwed since 2000

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (HALdu)

146 Did Inslee add back gun stores/ranges to the essential list?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


yes he did

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (d7Ww2)

147 Except WalMart gets a lot of their merch from China.

True. Doing business in China is going to change when Trump gets this virus squared away. I think they're fvcked.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (K22Va)

148

It's impossible to carry enough gloves in the thirdworld to use and toss them. We reuse, washing between patients and procedures, with a cleaner appropriate to what we got our hands into.

Mostly, we use Playtex type kitchen gloves, even for surgery, as they hold up very well, and are easily cleaned.

The great surgeon Halsted invented the modern latex glove. They used carbolic acid misters over the surgical field and his scrub nurse, who he was banging on the side, got rough hands from the spray...

Posted by: Ima Pseudonym at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (EZzPE)

149 I'm buying a myPillow.
Maybe two.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (axyOa)

150 The business should contact unemployment directly as they've been furloughed and should be getting checks soon.

If Macy's did it right.
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)


This creates a hole that won't get filled up.

Count me among the people that say we need to get America open for business as soon as we can.

We need to figure out the risk mitigation and get on that while working on returning to normal.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (ZfRYq)

151 Doing business in China is going to change when Trump gets this virus squared away. I think they're fvcked.
Posted by: dartist at March




yes

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (HALdu)

152 If you put your hands on your face , in your mouth, in your eyes, go gold digging, etc.

gloves will not help



Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (rpxSz)

153 109 >>>94 Juan has about three or four facial expressions: the confused by your strange argument headshake, the I'm getting my ass handed to me smile, pretending to be serious, and blank.

Three fewer expressions than lower-IQ dogs.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (PbpT7)


Someone should try howling and see if Juan will start howling too. Or maybe try throwing a tennis ball and see if he'll retrieve it. It'd probably take long and patient tutelage, but it'd be worth it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (Q7jm0)

154 146
Did Inslee add back gun stores/ranges to the essential list?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner





yes he did

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (d7Ww2)

Outstanding. Maybe I will get a call when my receiver comes in.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (KnJdm)

155 Juan Williams has that sexy new mustache going for him.
So, so sexy.
Posted by: John Waters at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (sWM8x)


If you're into dudes who's faces were lit on fire and put out with a track shoe.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

156 I'm glad I'm not watching

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (ZCEU2)

157 Ford and GE are supposedly going to start making ventilators beginning APRIL 20.

If they can turn out even 200 a week early, I bet PDT will give them major podium time.

Do good, and the President will give you a chance to shine in the spotlight.

How many of these grandstanding narcissistic megalomaniac CEOS would move heaven and earth in their corporations to get this exposure? Trump understands people. He will give them any and every motivation to fight this virus and help the American People.



Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (+0uDE)

158 Acosta needs a MyPillow over face and that fat Alcindor to sit on it.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (BRpqW)

159 >>>144 Juan Williams has that sexy new mustache going for him.
So, so sexy.
Posted by: John Waters

ISWYDT

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (PbpT7)

160 The local ammo shop never closed. Metric tons of shiny, beautiful ammo. And that's all they sell.

Posted by: 13times at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (K3B2k)

161 Point 1: Tom Nichols teaching at the U.S. Naval War College is problematic to our future as a naval power.

Point 2: Maybe Trump should order the New York Times and Washington Post to produce toilet paper in this national crisis.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (cfkTP)

162
I'm buying a myPillow.

Maybe two.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (axyOa)


We've had them on our bed for a while now. Love them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

163 How much are the My Pillow?

Posted by: dantesed at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (88xKn)

164 Re: Mike Lindell. His product are wonderful, (I've bought a bunch) his faith sincere and he's unshakable in the face of adversity.

He fights. We cannot do without people like him.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (7ZQe3)

165 Hey, here's a riddle--who has two thumbs, and wouldn't be sad if everyone on the left died horribly?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (l9m7l)

166 >>>158 Acosta needs a MyPillow over face and that fat Alcindor to sit on it.

there's a whole folder at Pornhub for this

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (PbpT7)

167 It was fun to see Gutfeld finally rip into that idiot!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (V2Yro)

168 No tv for Lent. And this will continue.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (Ss+mY)

169 If you put your hands on your face , in your mouth, in your eyes, go gold digging, etc.

gloves will not help



Posted by: REDACTED at March



sure but if you use gloves you do not have to touch anything to begin with or wash your hands as frequently.

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (HALdu)

170 John Waters @ 144- Yeah Juan looks like the black detective on Barney Miller. A lot.

Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (XhWtx)

171 I thought Trump did a great job today. In fact, I think he gets better each day.

Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (Lhcx9)

172 >>>161 Point 1: Tom Nichols teaching at the U.S. Naval War College is problematic to our future as a naval power.


I think his specialty is Ring-Dings and Chocodiles.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

173 War, even more clear than blue and grey. Fuck me.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (SwWMX)

174 147 Except WalMart gets a lot of their merch from China.

True. Doing business in China is going to change when Trump gets this virus squared away. I think they're fvcked.
________________

And nobody has ever deserved it more than those assholes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (k4dH2)

175 Local media is really into shaming people who it deems insufficiently socially distancing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (puu6v)

176 >>>170 John Waters @ 144- Yeah Juan looks like the black detective on Barney Miller. A lot.

FALSE

Ron Glass did not look like a fucking mongoloid.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

177 This creates a hole that won't get filled up.

Count me among the people that say we need to get America open for business as soon as we can.

We need to figure out the risk mitigation and get on that while working on returning to normal.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (ZfRYq)


Macy's was having issues, but I agree. 130k employees is large. Hopefully, we can get things rolling soon to put a large percentage back to work.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (Zz0t1)

178 Last time I was in Macy's was while in New Yawk about 20 years ago.

Nothing but crap.....overpriced crap.

I used the can and left.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

179 139 Aluminum bat > Wood bat.

I like the ping. Plus durable. One can beat many more commies without cracking.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (Ss+mY)


Finally, a good use for aluminum bats.

At our (now suspended) weekly BP sessions, anyone who produces an aluminum bat gets all the, "Hey, a couple lesbian softball players are looking for their bat. You don't know anything about that, do ya?" jokes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (Q7jm0)

180 If so many major corporations can successfully change production and distribution in two weeks, there won't be a problem (or excuse) not to move everything from China.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)

181 149 I'm buying a myPillow.
Maybe two.

---

BOGO. Just use the promo code. Or make one up.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (7ZQe3)

182 How much are the My Pillow?

Posted by: dantesed at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (88xKn)


Least expensive place to buy them is Bed, Bath and Beyond. And use one of those never-expiring 20% off coupons. The stores are closed, but you can still order online.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

183 Just ordered 2 My Pillows.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (Ss+mY)

184 157
Ford and GE are supposedly going to start making ventilators beginning APRIL 20.

I hope it helps GE. They're killin me.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (K22Va)

185 Don't insult Ron Glass like that.

Posted by: dantesed at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (88xKn)

186 @150
We need to do this in the next two weeks to stave of the domino cascade of stores and businesses shutting down, more than likely never to return.

There are controlled burns that beneficially destroy and then there is napalm MOABS dropped from the skies to destroy utterly.

We can see the bombers approaching from over the horizon.

Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (ycdBu)

187 That was my shoe.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (mkuG1)

188 149 I'm buying a myPillow.
Maybe two.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (axyOa)

They work. You do have to match your normal sleep posture to make it work.

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (+0uDE)

189 I have a MyPillow, it's actually quite nice. It is in fact the best pillow I've ever owned. Acosta's interactions with pillows probably only involve being ass-up while biting on one, so he's likely not a very good judge.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (zgq3t)

190 >>> Trump's reaction to Maddow about the hospital ships.

Thanks for that, it really brightened my day.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (Y6UV7)

191 As others have said, Macy's only furloughed the workers ---who get to keep their healthcare benefits until at least May. Most of them will also get their jobs back if life ever returns to normal. So yeah, it does make a difference.

Posted by: Burke at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (xAEHD)

192 129 This will also effectively kill off mall and movie culture perhaps forever.
Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (ycdBu)

Malls may pivot to some other business model, but movie theaters are done. D.O.N.E.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (Q7jm0)

malls were already dying - this just fast forwards the process.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (V2Yro)

193 158 Acosta needs a MyPillow over face and that fat Alcindor to sit on it.

Hold the MyPillow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (Q7jm0)

194 >>> Greg Gutfeld blasted, and I do mean blasted, the medically retarded Juan Williams for claiming (as all leftwingers claim) that they had a perfect plan for dealing with coronavirus all along. <<<


Juan Williams and everyone in the Dem-Media Complex will continue to attack Trump for not doing any number of things in-time. When asked what their plan of action was at the same points in time, they will all flash their journalist, or pundit, or I'm only a Representative/Senator cards, and say it isn't their job to plan for a nation-wide virus outbreak, it's the job of POTUS.

Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (AMIL/)

195 Do these jack wagons know how many pillows that "My Pillow Guy" makes?

That's gonna be a shit ton of masks. But the press makes fun of him.......... cause he is a Christian.

Think I need to go buy a my pillow before they are all gone.The press has pretty much killed itself with this one.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (J4rdp)

196 The Five and those shows are basically reality TV. Everyone has their role to play. Juan Williams is there to present the Dem/media talking points. And the conservatives are there to say conservative things, and then the gadflies are there to fly the gads.

Greg Gutfield has decided, hey, guys, you know what, shit has gotten real here, maybe we should talk like it has.

And Juan is like "I get millions of dollars from Fox each year to say this hippydippy shit, why would I change."

I submit that Gutfield is failing because he thinks this changes things, and it doesn't.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (ZfRYq)

197

Harbor Freight is essentially 100% Chinese shite, but they donated ALL their respirator/mask stock to medical facilities, so I'll give them a pass. But I don't buy Chinese shite if I can avoid it.

Posted by: Ima Pseudonym at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (EZzPE)

198 You order My Pillows by your tee shirt size. Seriously. And they are fantastic if you have a bad neck. You can scrunch them up to suit you and they hold the shape.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

199 sure but if you use gloves you do not have to touch anything to begin with or wash your hands as frequently.
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (HALdu)

if you are not going to touch anything

why wear gloves ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (rpxSz)

200 I've bought 7 my pillows and the giza dream sheets.

Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (nRWPy)

201 189 I have a MyPillow, it's actually quite nice. It is in fact the best pillow I've ever owned. Acosta's interactions with pillows probably only involve being ass-up while biting on one, so he's likely not a very good judge.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (zgq3t)


Line extension for MyPillow: pillows in various flavors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (Q7jm0)

202 176 >>>170 John Waters @ 144- Yeah Juan looks like the black detective on Barney Miller. A lot.

FALSE

Ron Glass did not look like a fucking mongoloid.




Ron could rock the afro too. Made me want to grow one except my Celtic roots are opposed for some reason.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (BRpqW)

203 Regarding MyPillow - use coupon code FB73 - save $40 a pillow.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (ZfRYq)

204 nice link to "N-95 masks and surgical masks are same, in effectively stopping virus". The reason they don't quite figure out. I'd suggest a couple reasons.


One, the virus rides on much larger droplets, caught by either mask, (or maybe a few layers of a nicely designed t-shirt mask, not covered in their study).


Two, the N-95 masks are smaller and harder to breathe through, so completely unfiltered air is pulled in around the edges.


Someone linked to an old study here, showing how to use a t-shirt to make a cool looking, tight fitting mask. Looked more comfortable and effective than the others.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (Cus5s)

205 When asked what their plan of action was at the same points in time, they will all flash their journalist, or pundit, or I'm only a Representative/Senator cards, and say it isn't their job to plan for a nation-wide virus outbreak, it's the job of POTUS.

Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (AMIL/)
---
AKA Clown-nose off.

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (Eicbe)

206 183 Just ordered 2 My Pillows.

---

The sheets are great too. And much cheaper than those Boll and Branch

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (7ZQe3)

207 Ron Glass had a MUCH better mustache than Wan Williams's attempt at porn status.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)

208 and his scrub nurse, who he was banging on the side. . .
Posted by: Ima Pseudonym

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Call me crazy but shouldn't one be a bit more in front of her?

But I didn't go to medical school so. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (Y4EXg)

209 183 Just ordered 2 My Pillows.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (Ss+mY)

Cadillac man, right ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (rpxSz)

210 Juan Williams is there to present the Dem/media talking points.

Juan Williams represents the Left.

Of the bell curve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (Q7jm0)

211 Funny- Juan's sons are Republicans. Raffi is an up-and-comer, don't know as much about Tony.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (qe5CM)

212 Truck man.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (Ss+mY)

213 The best thing about Trump is how he assembles and leads teams of professionals to solve problems. A great leader doesn't know everything, or claim to, or even want to. A great leader gathers those who do know it all, he gets their input, and he makes the best decision possible - fearlessly and without second-guessing. The only other leader I've seen like this is another great American who loved America: Ronald W. Reagan.

Posted by: Mookie at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (3vIkC)

214 Got a myPillow for xmas. Cannot reccomend this product enough.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (IYHxL)

215
I've bought 7 my pillows and the giza dream sheets.

Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (nRWPy)


I keep meaning to order the Giza dream sheets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

216 The sheets are great too. And much cheaper than those Boll and Branch


AND HAVE A TEN YEAR WARRANTY

Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (nRWPy)

217 190 >>> Trump's reaction to Maddow about the hospital ships.

Thanks for that, it really brightened my day.



Carpe Donk's reply is hilarious as well.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 30, 2020 07:08 PM (BRpqW)

218 Two, the N-95 masks are smaller and harder to breathe through, so completely unfiltered air is pulled in around the edges.



Posted by: illiniwek at March




not when they have been fitted by somebody that knows how.

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:08 PM (HALdu)

219 The Five and those shows are basically reality TV. Everyone has their role to play. Juan Williams is there to present the Dem/media talking points. And the conservatives are there to say conservative things, and then the gadflies are there to fly the gads.

Greg Gutfield has decided, hey, guys, you know what, shit has gotten real here, maybe we should talk like it has.

And Juan is like "I get millions of dollars from Fox each year to say this hippydippy shit, why would I change."

I submit that Gutfield is failing because he thinks this changes things, and it doesn't.
Posted by: blaster


I agree with your premise but not necessarily your conclusion.

But good on GG either way.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:08 PM (Qf83p)

220 Mike has always impressed me as the one guy who could carry the Trump torch

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:08 PM (rpxSz)

221 The interesting (ok, enjoyable) part of this is that if Movie Theaters are done, the entire Hollywood business model falls into chaos. Oh, they'll still make films for video, the the $200 million "Blockbuster" days may be gone for good.

btw, there's been a couple interesting pieces written about how a lot of comic book artists have been given "Pencils Down" orders. Comic Book shops were on the way out before, due to the product being so bad. 2 months with no new product and no customers should just about finish the comic books stores off, nationwide. And once the stores are gone, the publishing companies go with them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2020 07:08 PM (V2Yro)

222
Enjoying a drop of The Creature, smoking a Marlboro, listening to The Ballad of Curtis Lowe, watching the kids play and make shivs. The ol' lady's in the back with the baby.

Life's been worse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (II2Y0)

223 174 147 Except WalMart gets a lot of their merch from China.
----------------------------
Anybody remember WalMart's Buy American Campaign?
'Made in America' featuring 'Dream On' by Aerosmith

https://youtu.be/sB5EGCOJ1iI

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (Dhht7)

224 The sheets are great too. And much cheaper than those Boll and Branch
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (7ZQe3)


But are they made from ORGANIC cotton?

I'm curious to see the inorganic cotton.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

225 My Ventilator is manufactured by Mossberg.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

226 Funny- Juan's sons are Republicans. Raffi is an up-and-comer, don't know as much about Tony.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (qe5CM)


They're probably Republicans the way David French, Steve Hayes, and the other NeverTrumpers are.

And I'm tired of seeing all Juan's family vacation pics. People are hurting and making sacrifices, and it's all good in his world. He needs to knock it off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (ptqGC)

227 I started giving my pillows as gifts. Christmas, birthday, hostess......

Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (nRWPy)

228 222
Enjoying a drop of The Creature, smoking a Marlboro, listening to The Ballad of Curtis Lowe, watching the kids play and make shivs. The ol' lady's in the back with the baby.

Life's been worse.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


good fro you YD.
you have chosen wisely

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (d7Ww2)

229 I do not and can not watch the media at this point, I cut it out of my life long ago. I'm better for it. Nobody watches any more. The cable press is going the way of the printed press. No person in their right mind will miss them.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (0OmEj)

230 if you are not going to touch anything

why wear gloves ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March




that is a good question.

why are you asking it?

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (HALdu)

231 Just ordered 2 My Pillows.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

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Do they have any body-length ones with Sailor Moon printed on them?

Just asking as a non-sequitur.

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (lcxuD)

232 125 Except WalMart gets a lot of their merch from China.
Posted by: davidt at March


and they sell a lot of their merch to immigrants.

Great American company, that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (LWu6U)

233 I thought everyone had a My Pillow by now

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (ZCEU2)

234 164 Re: Mike Lindell. His product are wonderful, (I've bought a bunch) his faith sincere and he's unshakable in the face of adversity.

He fights. We cannot do without people like him.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (7ZQe3)

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He has had real troubles. Addiction, bad relationships, broke, messed up. He found God, cleaned up, found a way to make a better product, and has made millions. Then he started making and marketing related products, and made millions more.


I do expect he will eventually get into politics sometime.

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (+0uDE)

235 I don't know if anyone's mentioned that the My Pillow guy is rumored to be running for Minn. senate in 2022. That might explain it.

Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (AwPyG)

236 They are The Left cuz/since they don't know crap. They believe in magic, perpetual motion, voodoo, birthday wishes...

Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (RuIsu)

237 Well, my shemagh always worked Good as a mask for me. Might not be ideal for the grocery store. But whatever.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (8/E19)

238 I imagine if, on Feb 1 Trump pulled 1 billion masks and 350 million test kits out of CDC storage, and was able to stop this at 1000 cases, the MSM would cry foul that it was either 1- overkill, or 2- He did nothing for those 1000 victims.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (dNzKv)

239 Corp of Engineers are ripping it up in Chicago. McCormick Place is gigantic.

Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (K22Va)

240 Juan Williams and everyone in the Dem-Media Complex will continue to attack Trump for not doing any number of things in-time. When asked what their plan of action was at the same points in time, they will all flash their journalist, or pundit, or I'm only a Representative/Senator cards, and say it isn't their job to plan for a nation-wide virus outbreak, it's the job of POTUS.
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (AMIL/)


This sort of thing annoys the shit out of me. People who are in their own lives hopelessly inadequate, having never done anything worth a damn, never having run anything apart from their mouths, never made a decision more consequential than whether to have another beer, sit on the sideline and kibbitz about what someone who's actually in the fray should, or should have done.

"Yeah, they should've had the battleships put out to sea on December 6th. Sheesh, can't these people do anything right? It was obvious that Pearl Harbor would be the target."

Yeah. NOW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (Q7jm0)

241 I agree with your premise but not necessarily your conclusion.

But good on GG either way.
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:08 PM (Qf83p)


Which part of my conclusion? Do you think that things really are different now?

I think that they aren't. And GG's misunderstanding is that they are. Different I mean.

No, the game is dunk on Trump. Apocalyptic virus or not.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (ZfRYq)

242 My Ventilator is manufactured by Mossberg.
Posted by: wth



Best gun/coronavirus joke ever?

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (Qf83p)

243 should DO, or should have done

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (Q7jm0)

244 BREAKING:
A healthcare worker has just POSITIVE for Coronavirus.

Posted by: The MSM's business model is FEAR at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (786Ro)

245 There are body pillows, travel mini pillows, sheet sets now too.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (ZCEU2)

246 I'm curious to see the inorganic cotton.
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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Organic is probably how it is grown.

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (Eicbe)

247 Depends on their debt situation, I would imagine. I am holding out for Dicks to hit the shitter.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (KnJdm)


Ohhhhhhhhhhh Phrasing!

Posted by: Shemp at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (J4rdp)

248 This general on FOX has had one to many Coffees...and I know what I am talking about

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (85Gof)

249 Relevant to something someone said a few comments ago. I don't think I've ever seen an African with an Afro. They prefer closely cropped.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

250 Mike Lindell mentioned God. That's all it takes to set off the left. They hate God, even though somehow he loves them. I guess that's why he's God.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (8/E19)

251 238 I imagine if, on Feb 1 Trump pulled 1 billion masks and 350 million test kits out of CDC storage, and was able to stop this at 1000 cases, the MSM would cry foul that it was either 1- overkill, or 2- He did nothing for those 1000 victims.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (dNzKv)


Err, both?

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (ZfRYq)

252 the people on my street cheer, whoop and holler every night at 7 pm 'in honor of healthcare workers."

But they won't wear some goddamned face masks when they run on the midway in the park. Instead they spray the passers by with their huffing and panting while ignoring the 6 foot distancing. Fuck these assholes.

And I welcome the hospital ship but I hope they have some admitting procedures. I can foresee some dickheads trying to get aboard for a hangnail cause they want to see what the ship is like.

Posted by: vivi at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (11H2y)

253 They are The Left cuz/since they don't know crap. They believe in magic, perpetual motion, voodoo, birthday wishes...
Posted by: klaftern

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...and that they can make laws against being mean.

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (lcxuD)

254 238
I imagine if, on Feb 1 Trump pulled 1 billion masks and 350 million test
kits out of CDC storage, and was able to stop this at 1000 cases, the
MSM would cry foul that it was either 1- overkill, or 2- He did nothing
for those 1000 victims.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (dNzKv)

No, they'd accuse him of generating a panic hoax virus in an election year since if prevented the pandemic then there wouldn't be a pandemic. Or something.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (TLxpZ)

255 The best thing about Trump is how he assembles and leads teams of professionals to solve problems. A great leader doesn't know everything, or claim to, or even want to. A great leader gathers those who do know it all, he gets their input, and he makes the best decision possible - fearlessly and without second-guessing. The only other leader I've seen like this is another great American who loved America: Ronald W. Reagan.
Posted by: Mookie at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (3vIkC)

This describes my confidence in him from day one. He didn't know how to run hotels. Or golf courses. But he hires the best and pushes them.

Government is a tad different and it took him a while to get rid of the chaff.

He's got this.

Posted by: golfman at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (hOMhY)

256 203 Regarding MyPillow - use coupon code FB73 - save $40 a pillow.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (ZfRYq)

THANKS! Just ordered a pair.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (s9Eo8)

257 WW2 would have gone much smoother if the government had killed Henry Kaiser and other entrepreneurs and ended their disruptive converting to wartime production.

Posted by: NBC Red Radio Network at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (e1mEI)

258 238 I imagine if, on Feb 1 Trump pulled 1 billion masks and 350 million test kits out of CDC storage, and was able to stop this at 1000 cases, the MSM would cry foul that it was either 1- overkill, or 2- He did nothing for those 1000 victims.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (dNzKv)


They'd be screaming that it was a PR stunt that was totally unnecessary, as only 1000 people got the Chinese crap, and 1000 people die every week from traffic accidents.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (Q7jm0)

259 218 Two, the N-95 masks are smaller and harder to breathe through, so completely unfiltered air is pulled in around the edges.
Posted by: illiniwek at March

yeah, they are

I do like 1 and 1/2 on the elliptical every day and when I wear one for leaves and stuff, it makes me a little winded

and I have wore them forever for restoration











Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (rpxSz)

260 "What is the breakdown by age?"Posted by: Serious Cat

no idea ... they only give case and deaths ... and how many are serious. It would help to have all other factors ... maybe even total deaths for nation versus usual deaths. I bet national death rate could be lower ... everyone is sitting at home ... fewer accidents and heart attacks from over work. ... but more suicides and murder of spouses.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (Cus5s)

261 Trump did put Mike in charge of his Minnesota reelection as far as I know.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (ZCEU2)

262 208
and his scrub nurse, who he was banging on the side. . .

Posted by: Ima Pseudonym



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Call me crazy but shouldn't one be a bit more in front of her?


obstructs the camera.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (kf5Ci)

263 that one almost got away

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (rpxSz)

264 Do they have any body-length ones with Sailor Moon printed on them?

Just asking as a non-sequitur.

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (lcxuD)

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Printing goes on the removable and washable cover.

Posted by: Pervert! at March 30, 2020 07:14 PM (+0uDE)

265 >>Hey guys? I know you're upset because you now realize your Senile Rapist Candidate is going to get curb-stomped in November-- if he even survives until the election -- but that's no excuse for your behavior.

What are the odds of Joey Stickyfingers "coincidentally" contracting Chinese Bat Soup Flu between now and the end of June?

Pretty damn high I'd wager. Pretty damn high.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 30, 2020 07:14 PM (9V81o)

266 And much cheaper than those Boll and Branch

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (7ZQe3)

The high cost of Boll and Branch sheets must be for all of those ads and the cool packaging, because they were thoroughly mediocre.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2020 07:14 PM (dLLD6)

267 These journalists don't need a press conference. They need a day care facility and someone to change their soiled diapers.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 30, 2020 07:14 PM (8/E19)

268 The best thing about Trump is how he assembles and leads teams of professionals to solve problems. A great leader doesn't know everything, or claim to, or even want to. A great leader gathers those who do know it all, he gets their input, and he makes the best decision possible - fearlessly and without second-guessing.

Yep. Like a good quarterback. Doesn't run the ball every time, doesn't have to block everybody, doesn't run pass patterns. Just makes everything else work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:14 PM (Q7jm0)

269 >.He has had real troubles. Addiction, bad relationships, broke, messed up. He found God, cleaned up, found a way to make a better product, and has made millions. Then he started making and marketing related products, and made millions more.


He also hires a lot of recovered addicts like himself.

And while it's wonderful to see these American companies step up, they are also ensuring their staff stays employed. Win-win all around. Unlike the Kennedy Center, they don't want a federal handout and then give their employees the shaft.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (bDqIh)

270 The high cost of Boll and Branch sheets must be for all of those ads and the cool packaging, because they were thoroughly mediocre.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


and mine are already wearing thin. I've had them less than a year.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (d7Ww2)

271 We need to figure out the risk mitigation and get on that while working on returning to normal.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (ZfRYq)

Macy's was having issues, but I agree. 130k employees is large. Hopefully, we can get things rolling soon to put a large percentage back to work.
_________________

We're going to need to create a new normal. We need to take back a lot of the shit we've outsourced to China. For starters, we must start manufacturing our own meds again. We can never again be in a position where we are so dependent upon an enemy like China for our vital needs.

We also must start manufacturing our own essential electronics again (like the circuit boards needed for ventilators).

We're going to have to cut a lot of ties to China, and build factories here (and re-write our overly-burdensome regulatory system, among other changes). It'll be like a war effort, but we've done it before and we can do it again. And once it's done, we'll be a lot better off for having done it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (k4dH2)

272 Wally World sells My Pillows. I have one and I really like it a lot.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (a4EWo)

273 >>This general on FOX has had one to many Coffees...and I know what I am talking about

Ha. I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

274 They'd be screaming that it was a PR stunt that was totally unnecessary, as only 1000 people got the Chinese crap, and 1000 people die every week from traffic accidents.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (Q7jm0)
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Plus the deaths from Trump-flu season still dwarf the lives he "saved" by acting swiftly racist over the "Chinese contagion".

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (Eicbe)

275 25 - wonderful news weirdflunky!

Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (qurRi)

276 Relevant to something someone said a few comments ago. I don't think I've ever seen an African with an Afro. They prefer closely cropped.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

I used to work with a fella named Louis. He used to corn row his hair for a week or so and then he would break out that black power fisted hair pic and go to town on his hair.

I asked him, "Hey, Louis, what are you doing?".

Louis would yell back, "I'm bustin a fro!".

Good times.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2020 07:16 PM (Z+IKu)

277 I wonder how much of this is to try and disappear the Dem convention.

Is that tinfoil hattey?

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:16 PM (Qf83p)

278 Deaths by age would be interesting
Johns Hopkins numbers haven't been updated yet today, Washington will break into the 200s

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:16 PM (ZCEU2)

279 We're going to need to create a new normal. We need to take back a lot of the shit we've outsourced to China. For starters, we must start manufacturing our own meds again. We can never again be in a position where we are so dependent upon an enemy like China for our vital needs.

We also must start manufacturing our own essential electronics again (like the circuit boards needed for ventilators).

We're going to have to cut a lot of ties to China, and build factories here (and re-write our overly-burdensome regulatory system, among other changes). It'll be like a war effort, but we've done it before and we can do it again. And once it's done, we'll be a lot better off for having done it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March




unions?

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:16 PM (HALdu)

280 @bennyjohnson
President Trump to @Acosta:
"And it's people like you and CNN that say things like that... it's why people just don't want to listen to CNN anymore."

@AliVelshit
Trump just called the "My Pillow" guy up to the podium in the Rose Garden. You cannot make this stuff up.



@ me on this thread
Trump also called out the "My Microphone!!!1!" from the podium. You cannot stuff enough barb wire pineapples up Ali Velshi's and Jim Acosta's asses

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Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:17 PM (786Ro)

281 But are they made from ORGANIC cotton?

I'm curious to see the inorganic cotton.
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

Its called Nylon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:17 PM (NgKpN)

282 and mine are already wearing thin. I've had them less than a year.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March




how us use them makes a difference

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:17 PM (HALdu)

283 Nope. What was tin foil hat ten years ago is true today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 07:17 PM (Ss+mY)

284 and mine are already wearing thin. I've had them less than a year.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (d7Ww2)

Ah maybe your using them to much cough cough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 07:17 PM (85Gof)

285 @AliVelshit
Trump just called the "My Pillow" guy up to the podium in the Rose Garden. You cannot make this stuff up.

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The irony is when a media guy tells you want cannot be made up.

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 07:18 PM (Eicbe)

286 A little more isolation I'll be back to parting my hair in the middle and letting it flow down to the top of my ears.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:18 PM (Uu+Jp)

287 this talk about nurse equipment reminds me.
china makes a lot of the real stuff but there is some med equipment that does get made here...

... nurse fetish gear. MedFetUK has donated their stock to the NHS.

link to Vice -
tinyurl.com/uouwy54

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 30, 2020 07:18 PM (ykYG2)

288 I forgot the Barney Miller opening theme was so awesome. Been years.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 30, 2020 07:18 PM (BRpqW)

289 If theatres are done, I'm all for it. Will it shutdown Hollywood, that's the question. Might do so, if they decide that all new releases are $20 a pop on demand. That will only work for so long. Theatres get away with higher prices due to customers knowing that thy are a middle man with overhead, plus you don't have to buy the snacks, so you can get a cheaper time if you forego the garbage. The only thing a theatre has over the on demand system is Icees.

Eh, Hollywood will never shut down. There are always sycophants to keep it running. I heard that back in the day, actors were considered a low brow profession. Maybe we could return to that mindset. "Hey, who is this nobody telling me what to do? Go back and read your lines!"

Malls have been dying for decades. The one near me was already being shopped around as another new apartment complex in a mass mailing campaign last year. With this year, I see it becoming a reality. Yay, more overpriced apartments. Goodbye restaurants.

Posted by: soulpile at March 30, 2020 07:18 PM (rwZk1)

290 256 The best thing about Trump is how he assembles and leads teams of professionals to solve problems. A great leader doesn't know everything, or claim to, or even want to. A great leader gathers those who do know it all, he gets their input, and he makes the best decision possible - fearlessly and without second-guessing. The only other leader I've seen like this is another great American who loved America: Ronald W. Reagan.
Posted by: Mookie at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (3vIkC)

This describes my confidence in him from day one. He didn't know how to run hotels. Or golf courses. But he hires the best and pushes them.

Government is a tad different and it took him a while to get rid of the chaff.

He's got this.
Posted by: golfman at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (hOMhY)

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"I am a better speech writer than my speech writers."
"I am a better campaign manager than my campaign manager."

Posted by: Stupid things said by stupid and narcissistic people at March 30, 2020 07:18 PM (+0uDE)

291 Apparently the cosplaying scene is getting into making and donating masks as well. I know they're usually drama queens (literally), but it's even more proof that the American charitable spirit runs deep.

Posted by: pookysgirl, well-versed in magic medical words at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (XKZwp)

292 The high cost of Boll and Branch sheets must be for all of those ads and the cool packaging, because they were thoroughly mediocre.


But twelve unnamed U.S. presidents sleep on them!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (gd9RK)

293 Deaths by age would be interesting
Johns Hopkins numbers haven't been updated yet today, Washington will break into the 200s
Posted by: Skip


Our Betters at KOMO said (because we have checked all reporting counties) that it is at 204.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (axyOa)

294 A large group of retired NYPD detectives had a luncheon a couple of weeks ago (200-300 or so.) So far, two have died and another is on a ventilator. Lot of guys waiting and worrying.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (sGotD)

295 On critics: "It is not the critic who counts. ... The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly ... who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat."
- President Theodore Roosevelt

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (V2Yro)

296 all hail flounder, master of the universe.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:41 PM


But is he master of his domain?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (DMUuz)

297 Didn't really need a new pillow. Bought one anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (hku12)

298 287 A little more isolation I'll be back to parting my hair in the middle and letting it flow down to the top of my ears.





let is grow, man.

Posted by: Samson at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (zr5Kq)

299 and mine are already wearing thin. I've had them less than a year.
Posted by: nurse ratched

---

Too many U-turns underneath?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (Y4EXg)

300 I, for one, think there is a lot to criticize about the way this has been handled.

But Trump is a President, not an epidemiologist.
I think he has done a fantastic job, but I am disgusted in the "experts" who have been living off the gov. fisk for decades researching, studying and devoting their lives in preparation for such a moment. Most are idiots and they make that clear every day.


OK, maybe I am all wrong but here is my list.

1. domestic travel on planes or trains should have been shut down in any city with community spread as soon as we understood what happened in Korea and Diamond Princess

2. All indoor gatherings should have been de-concentrated. This includes hospitals.

3. All health care workers or anyone in a fever clinic should have a PAPR (battery powered full head respirator like military uses)

4. FDA and CDC personnel should have been randomly caned until they had a working test system for entire population. Then fired.

5. Focus on testing is stupid. the tests are too inaccurate at best. They tell you roughly how much is out there, but are useless for isolating or control. They should have instead done a random population survey to find out how many people are asympomatic

6. And then focused on antibody testing. We used to do a lot of that, and I am not sure what happened but I see none reported so far.

7. My favorite gripe is Ro. This describes a model, not a virus. It is a post-hoc variable to describe what happened. It is like using scoring average to predict a football score. I hear these experts talk about it, and I immediately know that they are clueless. (I know modeling from work experience.)

Most of these things I have said weeks ago on this site. Not saying I am super smart, but that this stuff was knowable and the experts should have prepared the country better.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (LWu6U)

301 Doesn't My Pillow make dog beds, too? They also make travel pillows.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:20 PM (ptqGC)

302 Our cases are up only 12% today. Slowing the rate.

412 dead vs Europe's 2800! We are doing really well considering we don't have universal healthcare like the europeans.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:20 PM (dNzKv)

303 But twelve unnamed U.S. presidents sleep on them!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (gd9RK)
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You wouldn't know them. They live in Canada.

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 07:20 PM (Eicbe)

304 Our Betters at KOMO said (because we have checked all reporting counties) that it is at 204.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (axyOa)

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So leveling off. Not going up.

It's been around 250 nationally for 4 days.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2020 07:20 PM (jUVms)

305 Okay, I'm sold on the MyPillows. I was saving up for NVG/Thermal optic but that can wait.

Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (XhWtx)

306 I have one set of 1200 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets. They just get better with every washing. I just wash them and put them right back on the bed.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (a2+h/)

307 Welp, Martha McCallum is all NYC all the time again tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

308 If a juke box company can make carbines on short order, and a sewing machine company make pistols that were deemed too good by inspectors, American industry has been proven to pivot on a dime. Just have to get the right attitude.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (C1Lsn)

309 Juan isn't even an effective tool.

Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (vF+fs)

310
Corp of Engineers are ripping it up in Chicago. McCormick Place is gigantic.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (K22Va)


Now every mayor is going to want one.

Posted by: Zombie Cecil B. Demille at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (PtOP4)

311 But twelve unnamed U.S. presidents sleep on them!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March




her sheets?

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (HALdu)

312 Imagine my relief when the My Expert guy posted a tweet today.

Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (786Ro)

313 Ben Had!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

314 unions?
_______________

Changes will have to be made. Big changes. It's the only way. We've let this insanity go on for far too long, and most people understand that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (k4dH2)

315 Has Rick Wilson been worthless yet today?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

316 296 On critics: "It is not the critic who counts. ... The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly ... who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat."
- President Theodore Roosevelt

The problem is that all leftist journalists see themselves as the guy in the ring.

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (67sg6)

317
Doesn't My Pillow make dog beds, too? They also make travel pillows.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:20 PM (ptqGC)


Yes to both. They advertise quite a bit on our local conservative radio station

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (3Gu0g)

318 A little more isolation I'll be back to parting my hair in the middle and letting it flow down to the top of my ears.
Posted by: N. L. Urker


Did you play hockey in the 80's by any chance?

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (Qf83p)

319 I find the My Pillow guy intensely annoying. Nonetheless, I'm glad he's making much-needed masks. I don't particularly care about his motivation.
Jim Acosta needs to be dropped in a volcano.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

320 Why does the President call on CNN and taxpayer funded PBS?

Posted by: Dingbat at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (KylN9)

321 the spread of this disease proves how oral people are

and eye grinders

and gold diggers

KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR FACE

gloves or no gloves, doesn't make any difference

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (rpxSz)

322 Apropos of nothing, or not. I don't know. But is creating something like the covid-19 that difficult (compared to building their own nuke) for a country like Iran? If not, then haven't we shown those who wish our country harm a more effective way to damage our country? Release something with a mortality rate no more than 5x that of the flu, and we shut down the country. Are we making this a more likely scenario now?

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (+s5Ks)

323 Has Rick Wilson been worthless yet today?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Publicly, not that I know.

Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (Eicbe)

324 American industry has been proven to pivot on a dime. Just have to get the right attitude.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (C1Lsn)

What we got here is a failure to communicate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (85Gof)

325 Posted by: N. L. Urker

Did you play hockey in the 80's by any chance?
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (Qf83p)

Only wanted to.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (Uu+Jp)

326 Our Betters at KOMO said (because we have checked all reporting counties) that it is at 204.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (axyOa)


Weren't 60 or so from or affiliated with the Kirkland Life Care Center?

Leaving 140 in a huge county with tens of thousands of homeless -- not shocking.

Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

327 LaSue....don't blow the margins.use tinyurl please.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (dLLD6)

328 237
Well, my shemagh always worked Good as a mask for me. Might not be ideal for the grocery store. But whatever.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (8/E19)

I picked up some surplus flecktarn triangular bandanas, because, why not. They are big enough to use as a sling, and they are as soft as Demi Rose's my pillows.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (KnJdm)

329 Our death rate 1.8% with 160,000 cases.

Cuba 2.3%, and they only have 170 sick.

Europe..........6.5%.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (dNzKv)

330
you have chosen wisely
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (d7Ww2)

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Oh you're damn right.

Cruisin' through this panic on an even keel. I finally got to a point where shit makes sense. Not going to upset the boat over. Nobody here has the Chinese Scurvy, and if we get it, we'll live.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (II2Y0)

331 I just wash them and put them right back on the bed.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (a2+h/)

How do most people do it?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (TLxpZ)

332 24 What about that fat shithead Alcindor? She's got the IQ of a turnip.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Q7jm0)


Lew had a sex change? Who knew
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (85Gof)
__________
But she was pretty good in "Airplane."

Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (PfN1h)

333 Jane, I have You, Mr. D'oh and D'oh boy in my prayers everyday. Love you all.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (a2+h/)

334
Someone tell that Joe Biden fellow to shut up.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (t6XCL)

335
4. FDA and CDC personnel should have been randomly caned until they had a working test system for entire population. Then fired.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest



You had me at that one.
You know the rule - Cut.Jib.Newsletter.

Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (786Ro)

336 Why does the President call on CNN and taxpayer funded PBS?
Posted by: Dingbat at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (KylN9)


The more they talk, the more it is evident that they are worthless.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (aS1PU)

337
The problem is that all leftist journalists see themselves as the guy in the ring.


Well, most of them did have their heads planted firmly up Obama's rectum, so I guess that counts.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (T6t7i)

338 Years ago I was an engineer on a big ass, dirty crude oil tanker when I was told to help a USN engineer survey the vessel. I asked him what was up and he said the Navy was thinking of converting a couple of 100 dwt tankers into hospital ships. My reply was you're sh*tting me, but today that ship is USNS COMFORT.

Posted by: Cosda at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (uaAdn)

339 What would you say will change in your life permanently after this?

For me its never buying a fucking thing made in China again. I have the benefit of being able to influence my company away from using Chinese made products, it was going to be slow and subtle at first but now Im going warp 10.

I used to passively hate China but Im embarrassed that I didnt really make the effort to effectively excise anything they made out of my life or truly recognize the enemy they were until now.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (+dsLj)

340 I need to get a My Pillow.

These floppy bad imitations od Pelosi's tits I have been using are plumb worn out

Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (POXG+)

341 320 Why does the President call on CNN and taxpayer funded PBS?

Posted by: Dingbat at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (KylN9)


That's why they call you dingbat.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (75OeF)

342 But is he master of his domain?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (DMUuz)

Out at 10.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (KnJdm)

343 My Pillow guy is a legit good man. I want Snake Diet guy to be the good czar. Give him the podium.

Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (MRjKr)

344 FDA and CDC personnel should have been randomly caned until they had a working test system for entire population. Then fired.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy



wouldn't that do more harm than good?

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (HALdu)

345 Why is Europe so much worse? You could blame many factors. A big one is that if you are not better in 11 days, they take you off the ventilator. Sink or swim, bitch!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (dNzKv)

346 I think it pisses off the Left that Trump is showing them how smart he is. For years they portrayed him as an idiot, and yet there he is outsmarting all the dems, and the press, and the the nattering nabobs.

Their lie is ruined. Like Richard Harris's soggy cake.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (LWu6U)

347 People joked that the MSM would be complaining Trump is doing too much soon. And here you have it.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (DcX4J)

348 OT, but interesting clip from Grace Randolph on how the 'Rona is affecting Disney:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjcRpmDLnOc

Even if you feel the proper response is "Let it burn!!!", it still highlights how almost all revenue streams are cut off: movies, stores, theme parks, cruise lines, t.v. and movie production, etc.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

349 Apparently the cosplaying scene is getting into making and donating masks as well. I know they're usually drama queens (literally), but it's even more proof that the American charitable spirit runs deep.

Posted by: pookysgirl, well-versed in magic medical words


They're a tough fit, though. They assume you have an inch-wide mouth and a dot for a nose.

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (P1f+c)

350 319 A little more isolation I'll be back to parting my hair in the middle and letting it flow down to the top of my ears.
Posted by: N. L. Urker

I'm transitioning from 70 years of high and tight to a decision: GheyBun or Ghey Ponytail?

Posted by: Dingbat at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (KylN9)

351 OMG, Maddow's response to Trump is snark about the ship not being there last week, then she adds this:

"And please nationalize the supply chain for critical medical supplies. Thanks for watching, Mr. President."

See -- they really, really want Trump to go Socialist.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (bDqIh)

352 322 Apropos of nothing, or not. I don't know. But is creating something like the covid-19 that difficult (compared to building their own nuke) for a country like Iran?
______________

Creating it probably isn't that hard (but you've have to ask the Chinese about that).

The problem is containing it once you've created it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (k4dH2)

353 I think Gutfeld's had enough of the clown act.


Good.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (oVJmc)

354 338
Years ago I was an engineer on a big ass, dirty crude oil tanker when I
was told to help a USN engineer survey the vessel. I asked him what was
up and he said the Navy was thinking of converting a couple of 100 dwt
tankers into hospital ships. My reply was you're sh*tting me, but today
that ship is USNS COMFORT.

Posted by: Cosda at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (uaAdn)

That is pretty cool.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (KnJdm)

355 I just wash them and put them right back on the bed.



Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (a2+h/)


I like to dry mine first.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (T6t7i)

356 Good list up there Gentlemen...

. And then focused on antibody testing. We used to do a lot of that, and I am not sure what happened but I see none reported so far.

I really think they're purposely sandbagging this

not sure why

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (j9HX3)

357 I've had candles made that smell like my taint. Buy one now and support my campaign to bring decency back to America!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (BRpqW)

358 Only problem now trying to get a My Pikllow is their making masks so pillows will be on back order





kidding, probably have a million in stock

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (ZCEU2)

359 323 Has Rick Wilson been worthless yet today?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

Yeah, he came up negative

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (rpxSz)

360 Years ago I was an engineer on a big ass, dirty crude oil tanker when I was told to help a USN engineer survey the vessel. I asked him what was up and he said the Navy was thinking of converting a couple of 100 dwt tankers into hospital ships. My reply was you're sh*tting me, but today that ship is USNS COMFORT.
Posted by: Cosda at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (uaAdn)

thank You. And i mean that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (85Gof)

361 Our death rate 1.8% with 160,000 cases.



Cuba 2.3%, and they only have 170 sick.



Europe..........6.5%.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (dNzKv)


Wow, isn't socialist medicine great?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 07:27 PM (3Gu0g)

362 @Deplorable Jay, well said at #89. Have been wondering WTF with these Democrat governors fighting to outdo each other on enacting restrictions?

Makes no sense from any direction to me. But I think you are right.

Posted by: RM at March 30, 2020 07:27 PM (0Kazp)

363 Sorry!

I think this works:

https://tinyurl.com/rbrrjfx

Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2020 07:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

364
Three Out of Four Soviet Premiers Prefer Our crepe paper Sheets for Funerary Finery!

Posted by: Hammer & Sickle Sheets at March 30, 2020 07:27 PM (II2Y0)

365 335
4. FDA and CDC personnel should have been randomly caned until they had a working test system for entire population. Then fired.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest


You had me at that one.
You know the rule - Cut.Jib.Newsletter.
Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (786Ro)

You all do realize that we are about 2.5 MONTHS into this? That we had no access to the virus before about Jan 15?

That they have been able to get ANY tests started, and promulgated, never would have happened this fast before.

Folks seem to think that technology just appears out of no where.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:27 PM (NgKpN)

366 Greg looks like he is carrying a shit ton of anger and stress. Long week for Juan....

Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 07:28 PM (MRjKr)

367 A little more isolation I'll be back to parting my hair in the middle and letting it flow down to the top of my ears.
Posted by: N. L. Urker



Hah!

I had to give myself a buzzcut this weekend with the old clippers. Bit of hack job, but no one can see me up close right now anyway because of JayZ Inslee's stay-home directive.

Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:28 PM (786Ro)

368
Jane, I have You, Mr. D'oh and D'oh boy in my prayers everyday. Love you all.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (a2+h/)


Love you, too. And you're always in my prayers. You're an angel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:28 PM (ptqGC)

369 Greg ran out of bubblegum.

Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 07:28 PM (MRjKr)

370 I need to get a My Pillow.

These floppy bad imitations od Pelosi's tits I have been using are plumb worn out

Posted by: jsg


o_O

I guess most of us will be sleeping in our recliners tonight...

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2020 07:28 PM (P1f+c)

371 Senator Kennedy up on Martha's show. Love him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

372 Ditto to the kudos for My Pillow from a skeptic till I tried one I received as a gift. Great product.

Posted by: RM at March 30, 2020 07:29 PM (0Kazp)

373 Folks seem to think that technology just appears out of no where.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:27 PM


Chill. I really just like the idea of random canings and firings of bureaucrats.

Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:29 PM (786Ro)

374 Juan Williams is fatuous. That would wear on anyone.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:29 PM (Qf83p)

375 345 Why is Europe so much worse? You could blame many factors. A big one is that if you are not better in 11 days, they take you off the ventilator. Sink or swim, bitch!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (dNzKv)


Thinking some nations leaders, in private, are thinking losing 50k or so is not such a bad thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 07:29 PM (75OeF)

376 226- They're probably Republicans the way David French, Steve Hayes, and the other NeverTrumpers are.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM

I don't know that much about Tony but I would definitely not call Raffi a NeverTrumper- he worked for Steve Scalise. He has also been very effective in recruiting African-American voters.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (qe5CM)

377 Folks seem to think that technology just appears out of no where.

Posted by: Romeo13



We've talked about this before on this site. The technologically ignorant think it's just a matter of going to the big drawer marked "Breakthrough Ideas" and pulling one out.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (T6t7i)

378 I went to the grocery today. Went through decontamination procedures as we brought the $200 worth of goods in (even scored TP, no paper towels tho).

I am being serious when I say we should nuke China out of existence.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (s9Eo8)

379 Greg ran out of bubblegum.

Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 07:28 PM (MRjKr)

We all did. When Donna Brazille seems like a lib voice of reason....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

380 mypillow guy is fine. my pillow not so much



both are better than the sleepnumber beds.

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (HALdu)

381 I think his specialty is Ring-Dings and Chocodiles.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

Good old fashioned donuts are too simple for a sophisticated man like that.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (cfkTP)

382 Nood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (KnJdm)

383 Nood cashew shaped head fake journalist.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (O9JR8)

384 356 Good list up there Gentlemen...

. And then focused on antibody testing. We used to do a lot of that, and I am not sure what happened but I see none reported so far.

I really think they're purposely sandbagging this

not sure why
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (j9HX3)

Wouldn't it be very difficult to tell the difference between an antibody for Covid 19, and a regular Rhinovirus antibody for the common Cold?

I'm sure there is not a huge genetic difference between the two.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:31 PM (NgKpN)

385 But twelve unnamed U.S. presidents sleep on them!

---

Presidents of what? Rotary clubs? I've always been suspicious of this.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:31 PM (7ZQe3)

386 374
Juan Williams is fatuous.


I dunno. He looks reasonably slim.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

387 Hoo boy. Martha just asked Sen. Kennedy about Pelosi's comment about Trump fiddling while people are dying.


Didn't catch everything he said, something like "When we're old we'll all be eating cat food out of cans" or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:31 PM (ptqGC)

388 One thing Twitter has done that is a good thing is that it has exposed the fact that the NeverTrumpers were never conservatives or Republicans. The genie is out of the bottle and will never be let back in..

Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2020 07:32 PM (wiXsO)

389 Had the thought when was outside cleaning up yard that when the word to go back to work, many places will do a mandatory face mask requirement.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:32 PM (ZCEU2)

390 Suddenly I want to know more.about MyPillow. Oh Trump what is this hold you have over me!?!

Posted by: Regular joe at March 30, 2020 07:33 PM (6/uwW)

391 I like Carpenter pillows

Isontonic used to make them

extremely firm, like a boat bumper

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:33 PM (rpxSz)

392 New process at the store today. They were pre-spraying the shopping carts before you took one. Guess it only took ten days to figure out that one. I take a soaked in Clorox paper cloth with me and wipe the things I'm going to touch before I touch them.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (a2+h/)

393 Rules? Virtue signaling ain't got rules!

Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (RuIsu)

394 Juan Williams is supposed to be a contrarian, I get that, but he's always been dim and one note. Now, the other panel members are clearly sick of his shit. I say when they get back together in the studio have Dan Bongino come on and punch him right in his stupid twatty face.

Posted by: UGAdawg at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (tRd71)

395 I like to imagine Jim Acosta's broken, bloody corpse wrapped in Giza dream sheets and buried in a New Jersey landfill.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (bML9A)

396 235 I don't know if anyone's mentioned that the My Pillow guy is rumored to be running for Minn. senate in 2022. That might explain it.
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (AwPyG)

NOPE!

Senator what's her name is up again this year after she won the special election to replace Stuart Smally-Franken, and Amy Klobuchar was reelected in 2018, and is up again in 2024.

Maybe Governor My Pillow Guy in 2022?

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (+0uDE)

397 That they have been able to get ANY tests started, and promulgated, never would have happened this fast before.
Posted by: Romeo13

Except it did happen in other countries.

I bet we spend 100x what the Koreans do in preparedness.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (LWu6U)

398 Folks seem to think that technology just appears out of no where.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:27 PM


"We need to invent technology that's never even been invented yet."

Posted by: Alexandria Ocassional-Cortex at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (DMUuz)

399 Wouldn't it be very difficult to tell the difference between an antibody for Covid 19, and a regular Rhinovirus antibody for the common Cold?

I'm sure there is not a huge genetic difference between the two.
Posted by: Romeo13

Someone said that it is same as SARS, and those tests work, but I do not know about other corona viruses. Rhinovirus is completely different.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (LWu6U)

400 The Clinton Foundation is negotiating to have many things done to fight this epidemic. Bill will be at fundraisers in Moscow tonight and Beijing tomorrow. I am also pleased to say that the Foundation is funding research directed by First Daughter Chelsea into spinach pancakes as a potential treatment. I want to also call Fox News to task for suggesting that the government is giving research grants to companies that my son-in-law just happened to invest in before these grants were announced.

Posted by: President Hillary at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (4a9Vv)

401 378 I went to the grocery today. Went through decontamination procedures as we brought the $200 worth of goods in (even scored TP, no paper towels tho).

I am being serious when I say we should nuke China out of existence.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (s9Eo
________
Nuke 'em from space. I hear it's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (PfN1h)

402 oh great, I chime in while a nood is up.

Posted by: President Hillary at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (4a9Vv)

403 341 320 Why does the President call on CNN and taxpayer funded PBS? Posted by: Dingbat at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (KylN9)
That's why they call you dingbat.

Huh? Since I must be retarded, maybe you could enlighten me on WTF your comment means? Oh, by the way, I picked my name, not anyone else. LOLGF Asshole. N

Posted by: Dingbat at March 30, 2020 07:40 PM (KylN9)

404 Mike Lindell. His product are wonderful, (I've bought a bunch) his faith sincere and he's unshakable in the face of adversity.

He fights. We cannot do without people like him.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30,

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He says he was an addict for years, and was saved by God. Since then he decided to open a company to enable him to help other struggling addicts. That's why he wears a cross always. I'm very impressed by him and his story.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 30, 2020 07:40 PM (lonOK)

405 Noticed the grocery cart corral had the roofing taken off, maybe tomorrow will go to the other of same chain and see if they have been removed.
If on purpose the benefit is sunlight on the carts kills bacteria.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (ZCEU2)

406 389 Had the thought when was outside cleaning up yard that when the word to go back to work, many places will do a mandatory face mask requirement.
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:32 PM (ZCEU2)

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You cannot have a beard or most mustaches if you wear a mask.

We were required to be trained and mask fitted for full face repirators and SCBA. Everyone had a can of shave cream and a razor, because even afive o'clock shadow screws up the mask fit.

And you need to mask fit every year. People's faces do change.

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (+0uDE)

407 Reading The Expert's twitter feed, he has to be getting paid to troll.

Obviously he's not being paid for his 'expertise.'

It would be nice if we could expose people like this who are paid to be nothing but agitators.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (oVJmc)

408 There are so many left wing reactions on Twitter to Mike helping the country by adding they now won't buy his product. We've always thought that the left hates America and her citizens, and now we're setting it first hand where people want to hurt any businesses actually trying to save lives. There should be no doubt that the far left wing would cheer if 90% of the country, who believed differently than them, die.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 30, 2020 07:44 PM (4xc10)

409 I like to imagine Jim Acosta's broken, bloody corpse wrapped in Giza dream sheets and buried in a New Jersey landfill.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade

You make it sound like heaven on earth.

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 30, 2020 07:44 PM (FTlwv)

410


I love how he makes Acosta look like such an idiot. LOL.

Dude is a fucking riot.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 30, 2020 07:47 PM (lg/F7)

411 Fox is showing sparsely occupied subway trains and stations from Wuhan "returning to work."

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (PUmDY)

412
I bet we spend 100x what the Koreans do in preparedness.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (LWu6U)

------

And in turn, South Korea with the Norks breathing down their necks, spends 100X the next most prepared country.

Example:
The Germans have fallen so far, that the broke ass Greeks have more running panzers than Germany. Last I heard, none of the German Submarines were operational either.

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:49 PM (+0uDE)

413 Example:
The Germans have fallen so far, that the broke ass Greeks have more running panzers than Germany. Last I heard, none of the German Submarines were operational either.
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:49 PM (+0uDE)

Last year, there was an accident where 2 of Germany's operational Eurofighters took off together and turned into each other. 1 pilot survived, one didn't.

that one accident knocked out 10% of Germany's operational fighter aircraft.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (V2Yro)

414 405 Noticed the grocery cart corral had the roofing taken off, maybe tomorrow will go to the other of same chain and see if they have been removed.
If on purpose the benefit is sunlight on the carts kills bacteria.
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (ZCEU2)

Makes sense. UV Is a wonderful thing.

Bet the roofs go back on in a few months. Rain and sun really f's up mechanical equipment, rubber, and plastics.

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (+0uDE)

415

2 for 1 King sheets are nothing to sneeze at, just ordered...

Posted by: Ima Pseudonym at March 30, 2020 07:55 PM (EZzPE)

416 I wouldn't be surprised if all the networks-including Fox- are now trying to figure out a way to say that this Chinese Flu has been over rated and that Trump over reacted and put the country through a lot of unnecessary pain. They are nasty and are smart enough to know this is making them look bad. Especially Nancy. She looks drunk.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 30, 2020 07:56 PM (lonOK)

417 164, 404-
He says he was an addict for years, and was saved by God. Since then he decided to open a company to enable him to help other struggling addicts. That's why he wears a cross always. I'm very impressed by him and his story.

When I lived in MN I made donations to the local Salvation Army. As a donor, I received their magazine. That's where I first read Mike Lindell's story. I think it was the SA that helped him turn his life around and also why he, like the SA, gives the downtrodden a second chance through employment at his company. Very inspiring.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (qe5CM)

418 351
OMG, Maddow's response to Trump is snark about the ship not being there last week, then she adds this:



"And please nationalize the supply chain for critical medical supplies. Thanks for watching, Mr. President."



See -- they really, really want Trump to go Socialist.





Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (bDqIh)


Just what we need, putting a bunch of govt. bureaucrats in charge of production.

Posted by: Javems at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (ofIwF)

419 Just back from grocery. Almost no people, abundant goods. I mean everything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (CDGwz)

420

hey juan you fucking idiot...THE ENTIRE ECONOMY IS SHUT DOWN...

The idiot racist moron VA Gov shut down Virginia for two months.

Juan is beyond a piece of garbage.



Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 30, 2020 08:13 PM (lg/F7)

421 I saw Cry More Bitches open for Metallica at the gorge in '09

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 30, 2020 08:47 PM (fg6n8)

422 149 I'm buying a myPillow.
Maybe two.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (axyOa)


Go to the website to fit your proper size of My Pillow.

And whatcha know, the 2 for 1 special is still going on!


I've had a My Pillow for a year and a half, and love it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2020 08:55 PM (sy5kK)

423 Just what we need, putting a bunch of govt. bureaucrats in charge of production.


Posted by: Javems at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (ofIwF)

===
The best way to bring production to a standstill.
Put a government bureaucrat in charge of the Sahara desert and 2 weeks later there will be a shortage of sand.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 30, 2020 09:10 PM (pw+jk)

424 There should be no doubt that the far left wing would cheer if 90% of the country, who believed differently than them, die.
Posted by: Rbastid at March 30, 2020 07:44 PM (4xc10)


They have actually said this. One, an extreme environmentalist I worked with who is building a "net zero" house, says the carrying capacity of the world is about a billion people. To which my retort was, who gets to decide which billion? He had no answer.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 30, 2020 09:17 PM (jK8Z7)

425 Self-satisfied finger sniffers. I bet they think their farts are ambrosia and lilacs.

Posted by: No bitchez, you shit! at March 30, 2020 09:48 PM (+nWCH)

426 I initially read the reference to Acosta flapping his high occupancy cocksucker as referring to his "high frequency" cocksucker. That could mean that ol Jim has a very high pitch when he does h is hum jobs. Or it could mean that he just does it several times a day. Whatever dude. He's still a cocksucker.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 30, 2020 11:07 PM (NvbIF)

427 Let me give an example of just how batshyte crazy the left is.

I am a physician, now on my 4th straight week without a day off working in an ICU. Had to attend a hospital meeting via webcam that we are doing to coordinate our efforts during this pandemic.

I brought up an issue regarding a relevant patient care issue, wanting clarification on hospital policy vis a vis our resources. I used the term " Wuhan virus" when asking my question, as it is typical to use the geographical reference of the origination of a new pandemic. (Spanish flu, Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, Lyme Disease, Ebola virus, German measles, Middle Eastern Respiratory Syndrome, etc.)

After the webcam meeting, I got a call from hospital administration. I was told to stop using the term "Wuhan virus" because other physicians were complaining about my "xenophobia" in using what has always been standard geographical disease naming convention. There are multiple news broadcasts that used the same term going back to December, until the WHO, under pressure from the Chinese government, started insisting we call it COVID-19.

The sheer magnitude of nonsequitor PC buffoonery, while we are dealing with medical realities, that other physicians are so conditioned to Orwellian thought crime kneejerk reactions I find beyond worrisome.

Bottom line...is reality more important? Or is it more important to focus on FEELZ?

Posted by: Pete at March 30, 2020 11:30 PM (nzzLY)

428 I've had a My Pillow for a few years now and tend to like it more than any other pillow that now occupies the trash (I prefer a firm pillow I can move around with, so most others i've tried, including expensive foam ones, just don't work)

I'm not going to say it's perfect, as they need to either double the fill or shrink the size of the outer case, as sometimes you end up sleeping on nothing, with the foam ending up on the sides of your head, but the concept does allow you do make the pillow pretty comfortable.

You might be better with an expensive plush down pillow, but for the price these ones are great.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 30, 2020 11:55 PM (4xc10)

429 "Hey guys? I know you're upset because you now realize your Senile Rapist Candidate is going to get curb-stomped in November-- if he even survives until the election -- but that's no excuse for your behavior.

Cry more, bitches."

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Love you all!

Posted by: Danimal28 at March 31, 2020 07:44 AM (55dMH)

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