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CBSNews Uses Footage of an Overcrowded Italian Hospital as Fake News Video Supposedly of a NYC Hospital

They're literally nothing but fake news, disinformation, and enemy propaganda 24/7.

Posted by: Ace at 12:12 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 12:12 PM (V9r0s)

2 All for the Glory of the Chinese Communist Party.

Posted by: Allie at March 30, 2020 12:12 PM (vmRc0)

3 If you haven't watched Mike Cernovich's documentary on fake news, it's pretty good.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (SENHs)

4 this is something up with which we shall not put

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (iTXRQ)

5
Expel them from the briefing room.

What difference does it make to them? They're willing to make it all up in the end anyway.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (V344U)

6 top 5?

Posted by: fox at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (hdFyL)

7 Surprising None

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (IIHeN)

8 Nooded!!!

Welp, I'm about to go out and hit the grocery store. This will be my 2nd time doing major grocery shopping. The wife's shopping list is hilarious (because the first time didn't go so well).

Directions like: olives - from such and such and aisle, next to the pickles.

Because I'm a dumbass who just grabs the first thing that says olives and calls it good.

Wish me luck.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (3R7id)

9 The only news that's fit to make up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (A5zUN)

10 The signs in Italian should have been a giveaway.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (cWLG9)

11 Who the hell is still watching these assholes anyway?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (VpIIl)

12 That's a good a video.

Molto accurate!

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2020 12:14 PM (IIHeN)

13 It's completely irresponsible




Irresponsible ? Criminal more like.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 12:14 PM (zr5Kq)

14 Anything to hurt Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 12:14 PM (cWLG9)

15 Called Hoaxed, by the way.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 12:14 PM (SENHs)

16 AYFKM ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2020 12:15 PM (cqteU)

17
We can't be expected to put our precious behinds in harm's way to get footage!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2020 12:15 PM (pNxlR)

18 CBS has a valid excuse....
Orangemanbad!!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 30, 2020 12:15 PM (o2MD2)

19 It's "completely irresponsible," but also "completely expected and par for the course."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2020 12:15 PM (E+OcO)

20 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:15 PM (zZbCU)

21 It's completely irresponsible

It's their job. They're being very responsible.

Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2020 12:15 PM (98WNR)

22 If you haven't watched Mike Cernovich's documentary on fake news, it's pretty good.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

----

Is it still pretty good if you HAVE watched it?

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 12:15 PM (lcxuD)

23 this is straight-up Ministry Of Truth shit
unbelievable

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 30, 2020 12:15 PM (iTXRQ)

24 "Uscita de emergenza".

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 12:16 PM (zr5Kq)

25 Shock, shocked etc .

Posted by: Your winnings, sir at March 30, 2020 12:16 PM (kBuGL)

26 Wait until CBS shows video of the USS Constitution claiming it's the USS Comfort docked in NYC.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 30, 2020 12:16 PM (y0S2P)

27

The MFM using fake footage to push its agenda. Why, that's unheard of!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 12:16 PM (QqQrS)

28 Professional liars they are, with a dedicated following.

Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 12:16 PM (uVmqw)

29 In olden days, journos went to find the story. Today, they just go to the DNC talking points.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 12:16 PM (SENHs)

30 Lying fu*ks who fu*king lie.

I truly despise them.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 12:16 PM (axyOa)

31 Why do you insist on calling them "Italian"?

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (98WNR)

32 Maybe they can blow up a car or show footage from a Kentucky gun range and say it happened in a US hospital. Gosh, why wouldn't I believe the things they are telling me? It must be because of Trump. It couldn't be because Every.Single.Day they beclown themselves.

Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (MmFTx)

33 London markets rally as Britain's daily coronavirus deaths drop for second day in row - with FTSE 100 ending day nearly 1% up by 53 points to 5,564

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (xHUvb)

34 If it wasn't for fake news, we wouldn't have no news at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (+y/Ru)

35 Reminds me of The Barbarian Invasions, an early 00s Canadian drama about an older man dying in the hospital and his son who navigated around the red tape of the system to help his father.

Well, not the movie itself, but some of the reaction. There were some leftists who were pissed at the film because it showed the Canadian hospital as overcrowded with patients lining the hallways.

"Why did they chose to shoehorn anti-socialist politics into this movie?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (zZbCU)

36 Rush is back. Sounds good. Glad to hear him.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (IIHeN)

37 "Look its expensive to get new footage and dangerous to be in there anyway, lets just recycle footage, who the hell can tell the difference?"
--CBS exec

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (KZzsI)

38 The Constitution has more guns then the Mercy. Could be more useful if things get very sporty in NYC.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (XEC2p)

39 First Squawk @FirstSquawk
5m
ITALY REPORTS LOWEST NUMBER OF NEW CASES IN NEARLY TWO WEEKS

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (xHUvb)

40 The signs in Italian should have been a giveaway.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (cWLG9)


But I don't read Italican? How am I supposed to know it's in Italics?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (hku12)

41 This had to be a "WTF - the rubes will never figure this out" moment for the news execs.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (SwWMX)

42 Hey, Rush is talking about it.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (zr5Kq)

43 The signs in Italian should have been a giveaway.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (cWLG9)

Posted by: Sooner at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (Fs5vw)

44 23 this is straight-up Ministry Of Truth shit
unbelievable
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 30, 2020 12:15 PM (iTXRQ)

1984 is always applicable in our times.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:18 PM (90T4r)

45 I was wondering when this was going to come out.

The media needs overwhelmed hospitals and despair they don't have it.

Posted by: MJ at March 30, 2020 12:18 PM (gAMkn)

46
Still not as good as the "reporter" all dressed up in full medical hazmat suit with his / her cameraman shooting the piece geared up in everyday clothing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2020 12:18 PM (pNxlR)

47 What kind of news organization would air a fake video?

Posted by: ABC at March 30, 2020 12:18 PM (odrqb)

48 Shall we await the standard 'whoops, our bad somebody in some room mistake blah blah blah'?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 12:18 PM (SENHs)

49 "They're literally nothing but fake news, disinformation, and enemy propaganda 24/7."


I rate this as true. Purge Night needs to start with the national press. Maybe assign a point value to each talking head, editor and associated enemy agents.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 30, 2020 12:18 PM (d1uFV)

50 42 Hey, Rush is talking about it.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (zr5Kq)

Glad to hear he is back.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:18 PM (90T4r)

51 And yet, and yet, and yet. . .

Trump still won't pull these seditionist bastards' press passes or throw them out of the White House.

I'm still on the Trump Train, but "Enemies of the People" has, for me, become what "Lock Her Up" was - boob bait for the bubbas.

Anyway, think I'll go back to 1917 and write. Goddamned depression is going to do me in before this fucking Kung flu.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2020 12:18 PM (2JVJo)

52 Epic fail. The Columbia Broadcast System is not what it used to be.

Posted by: scottst at March 30, 2020 12:18 PM (/QQch)

53 And it's all legal and paid for by us. Thanks Congress for drafting the 2013 NDAA.

http://www.smithmundt.com/section- 1078-of-national-defense-authorization-act-ndaa-for- fiscal-year-2013-public-law-112-239/

Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 12:18 PM (MRjKr)

54 Also newsworthy that Chuck Todd asked Biden if Trump has blood on his hands because they were so slow to react.

What a dick.

Posted by: MJ at March 30, 2020 12:19 PM (gAMkn)

55 In olden days, journos went to find the story. Today, they just go to the DNC talking points.
Posted by: AlaBA



In the old days we called those people reporters.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 12:19 PM (axyOa)

56 I'm always reminded of the reporterette covering flooding, reporting from the canoe as a couple guys walked by in the ankle deep water.

Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2020 12:19 PM (X/Pw5)

57 Shouldn't the FCC do something about this?

Oh wait. They're Deep State, so yeah, OrangeManBad, PropagandaGood.

Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2020 12:19 PM (ZCiJZ)

58 First Squawk @FirstSquawk
5m
ITALY REPORTS LOWEST NUMBER OF NEW CASES IN NEARLY TWO WEEKS
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 12:17 PM (xHUvb)


So CNNNNN and the rest are gonna tell us this is a bad sign, because it either means 1. They've run out of test kits, cuz they're so busy, or B. They've run out of live patients on whom to test and/or live medical personnel to do the tests.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)

59 11 - Marcus - a whole lotta old people. The oldtimers who think they're edgy watch CNN.

Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (uVmqw)

60 Next you'll be telling me they planted a bomb in a car to make it seem like it exploded on its own ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (Xnqom)

61 That's not Italy, there's no pasta.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (+0AKE)

62 54 Also newsworthy that Chuck Todd asked Biden if Trump has blood on his hands because they were so slow to react.

What a dick.
Posted by: MJ at March 30, 2020 12:19 PM (gAMkn)

==========

"I don't know. Does Cuomo for not buying those ventilators in 2015? Does de Blassio for encouraging people out of the house and to Chinatown in February?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (zZbCU)

63 Yep, lay them off and make them street sweeper.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (qZdIZ)

64 That's not the only fake msm photo being used. Saw one they claimed, I think, was a NY hospital but was in Wuhan.

Posted by: MHK at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (iQIUe)

65 I would say that constitutes shouting "FIRE" in a crowded theater.

Posted by: WOPR at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (OOE1Z)

66 Think I will study up some more about the societal dislocations, and societal reckonings, that occured in the Plague Years in Europe.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (90T4r)

67 It's beyond me how such blatant lying by the MFM is not prosecutable. They contribute to a very volatile situation through such despicable behavior.

Posted by: Old Dude at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (LGXGf)

68 So, son of the guy that used to take care of the river property showed up this morning. He's one of the many losers my husband tried to help. Got to break the news that my husband had died. The kid offered to help me, so will see if he shows up when I can work on the river place.

Followed by working on a small network outage, with a bunch of folks I still need to call back. If your service goes down, please don't reset your router! Also, it's not really necessary to tell us that you are very important and need your internet. We know that already.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (JKNZq)

69 43 The signs in Italian should have been a giveaway.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (cWLG9)

The sign on the door? You have-uh the the cold, you no-uh come in.

Posted by: Sooner at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (Fs5vw)

70 ABC used footage of a shootout event for sport and fun as war footage. NBC blew up a minivan to make the vehicles looks tragically unsafe. CBS faked military records for a military candidate.

Lying. Is. What. They. Do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (Q8c/L)

71 Hang in the MP4

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (V9r0s)

72 There's a lot of Eye-talians in New York, so.......

Posted by: CBS at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (88+cf)

73 Why don't people trust the media!?

Posted by: Buzzion at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (G2zl5)

74 32 Maybe they can blow up a car or show footage from a Kentucky gun range and say it happened in a US hospital. Gosh, why wouldn't I believe the things they are telling me? It must be because of Trump. It couldn't be because Every.Single.Day they beclown themselves.
Posted by: no good deed



The msm will use that footage to show Drumph blowing up an orphanage for the LGBTXYPDQ community who were hiding from the Wu-Virus!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2020 12:21 PM (1o/v3)

75 "Damn it the essential truth of the story was still there, we just used a recreation to simulate the events!"
--CBS exec

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2020 12:21 PM (KZzsI)

76 There

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 12:21 PM (V9r0s)

77 CNN will report that Italy's death rate is going down because they are running out of Italians.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 30, 2020 12:21 PM (SwWMX)

78 Yesterday, CBS Face the Nation, had a suit on explaining how Xi's data was so accurate and the WHO was top drawer.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 12:21 PM (o59NR)

79 Ah, the frontline heroes that halfwit SE Cupp was jabbering about.

Posted by: spindrift at March 30, 2020 12:21 PM (75Q6c)

80 54 Also newsworthy that Chuck Todd asked Biden if Trump has blood on his hands because they were so slow to react.

What a dick.
Posted by: MJ at March 30, 2020 12:19 PM (gAMkn)

Even BIDEN was all " seriously, nah".

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:21 PM (90T4r)

81 I drove by a local hospital Saturday and wanted to see what the ER parking lot was like. 2/3 full at most. Typical day. But if you only went by the MSM youd think the place was overflowing with patients.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 30, 2020 12:21 PM (DcX4J)

82 and the result will be - nothing happens to them! Yeah!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 30, 2020 12:21 PM (e284m)

83
73 Why don't people trust the media!?
Posted by: Buzzion at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (G2zl5)

Beats me.

Posted by: Richard Jewell at March 30, 2020 12:21 PM (SENHs)

84 So now that the FDA has given emergency authorization for docs to use choloroquine and hydroxycholoroquine for China virus patients, what happens in NV and Michigan, where the idiot Dim governors have issued orders prohibiting docs from prescribing the "Trump" meds for China virus patients?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 12:22 PM (k4dH2)

85 That Vincent Price Last Man of Earth flick was filmed in Italy - just saying.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 30, 2020 12:22 PM (SwWMX)

86
So CNNNNN and the rest are gonna tell us this is a bad sign, because it either means 1. They've run out of test kits, cuz they're so busy, or B. They've run out of live patients on whom to test and/or live medical personnel to do the tests.


WE SEE DEAD PEOPLE, PEOPLE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2020 12:22 PM (pNxlR)

87 NBC used a bottle rocket on a pickup truck to argue that side saddle gas tanks were deadly. This stuff goes back decades, perhaps centuries.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2020 12:22 PM (KZzsI)

88 CNN will report that Italy's death rate is going down because they are running out of Italians.
Posted by: rammajamma


They got a shit load of Chinese.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 12:22 PM (cWLG9)

89 My favorite:
FAKE BUT ACCURATE

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2020 12:22 PM (u+4Rc)

90 Oh, I know, they can paddle a canoe through 4 inches of water while people wade in the ankle deep water into an ER. That would be great footage.

Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2020 12:22 PM (MmFTx)

91

The big tip off was the one guy who said, "Hey, what's a matter for you?"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 12:22 PM (QqQrS)

92 The best thing about separation will be sticking them with the $30T debt.


Soon?

Posted by: National Divorce at March 30, 2020 12:22 PM (odrqb)

93 There will be no consequences.

Posted by: Iblis at March 30, 2020 12:23 PM (1mpw4)

94 Lying liars gonna lie.

Posted by: Guzalot at March 30, 2020 12:23 PM (Rz36l)

95 SEE? BS.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 30, 2020 12:23 PM (flINI)

96
84 So now that the FDA has given emergency authorization for docs to use choloroquine and hydroxycholoroquine for China virus patients, what happens in NV and Michigan, where the idiot Dim governors have issued orders prohibiting docs from prescribing the "Trump" meds for China virus patients?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 12:22 PM (k4dH2)


They go to Canada, our country's socialists' medixal paradise.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2020 12:23 PM (pNxlR)

97 Ah, the frontline heroes that halfwit SE Cupp was jabbering about.

Posted by: spindrift at March 30, 2020 12:21 PM (75Q6c)



Exactly.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 12:23 PM (QqQrS)

98 The signs in Italian should have been a giveaway.
Posted by: rickb223

----

Oh, I see. You're one of those racists who thinks that English should be "the official language" of the USA.

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 12:23 PM (lcxuD)

99 Game-changing article (from yesterday's weekend AoS content) showing the ACTAUL CDC stats which reveal - -that this years there are fewer deaths overall and fewer deaths from pneumonia than any random normal year - -FAR fewer, in fact:

https://accordingtohoyt.com/2020/03/27/ covid-19-and-us-mortality-by-i-ratel/

If you ever wanted proof that this panic is the biggest media-generated over-eaction of all time, the charts in this article are the proof you need.

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2020 12:23 PM (N9G0H)

100 47 What kind of news organization would air a fake video?

Posted by: ABC at March 30, 2020 12:18 PM (odrqb)



Yeah!

Posted by: Dateline NBC Exploding Truck Division at March 30, 2020 12:23 PM (oVJmc)

101 and then there's the ABC video of the Attack on the Turkish Syrian Border.

In Kentucky.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 30, 2020 12:24 PM (e284m)

102 Oh, I see. You're one of those racists who thinks that English should be "the official language" of the USA.

Posted by: RKae


Yes. Yes I am.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 12:24 PM (cWLG9)

103 And yet, and yet, and yet. . .

Trump still won't pull these seditionist bastards' press passes or throw them out of the White House.

I'm still on the Trump Train, but "Enemies of the People" has, for me, become what "Lock Her Up" was - boob bait for the bubbas.

Anyway, think I'll go back to 1917 and write. Goddamned depression is going to do me in before this fucking Kung flu.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2020 12:18 PM (2JVJo)


As a reminder, Presidents don't generally want to behave as if the right of a free press to have access to him is being infringed.

Second reminder, the guy was just impeached over a big fat nothing. They WILL impeach him again if he starts tossing out the press, and one might say they might actually have a case if he does.

Third reminder, take care of your mental health. It's crucial to your overall health. If... IF you let this thing get to you, your body will start to break down in ways that will make you more susceptible to things like wuwu virus.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 12:24 PM (hku12)

104 CBS == Cock and Bull Story

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 12:24 PM (Q8c/L)

105 And can I ask what happened to them for that?

Oh, right, an apology!

Right.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 30, 2020 12:24 PM (e284m)

106 How'd that Hug a Chinaman program work out for them?
Virtue signalling is proof that stupid people die earlier.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 30, 2020 12:24 PM (o2MD2)

107 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

108 But if you only went by the MSM youd think the place was overflowing with patients.



That's because they are stacking bodies in the empty spaces. Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Do I need the sarc tag here?

Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2020 12:25 PM (MmFTx)

109 Some of my best friends are wops.

Posted by: CBS at March 30, 2020 12:25 PM (88+cf)

110 All you had to do, was report the damn truth C.J.

Posted by: Big Smoke at March 30, 2020 12:25 PM (Tvz2D)

111 Enemy. Of. The. People.

Prove me wrong.

You can't.

They are.

And prove it over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Back when I was a kid, I used to watch a lot of TV WWII documentaries like The Big Picture and The Twentieth Century because war! Huh. What is it good for? Keeping me amused. Say it again! As I got older, I was shocked, SHOCKED!, to realize that that Midway footage, or whatever, could not have been Midway footage, or whatever, because those planes were not available in 1942, or whenever.

Fake news, it's got a pedigree. Incidentally, if I remember right, Walter Cronkite hosted The Twentieth Century. Shoulda been my first clue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 30, 2020 12:25 PM (+y/Ru)

113 Why, it's enough to furrow
Edward R. Murrow!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 30, 2020 12:25 PM (Ndje9)

114 11 Who the hell is still watching these assholes anyway?

A helluva lot more people than usual, unfortunately. And that's why they're taking full advantage of this sudden return to an influence they haven't had in ages.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 30, 2020 12:25 PM (KxVoZ)

115 78 Yesterday, CBS Face the Nation, had a suit on explaining how Xi's data was so accurate and the WHO was top drawer.
Posted by: Braenyard



Good. ChiCom apparatchiks should self reveal. Makes purging them easier during the Burning Times.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2020 12:25 PM (1o/v3)

116 I'm a recycler, so I'll recycle a comment on this from earlier:

At least it wasn't footage from a Kentucky machine-gun shoot.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2020 12:26 PM (El6T/)

117 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 30, 2020 12:26 PM (uZuKb)

118 Fake but accurate!

Posted by: CBS at March 30, 2020 12:26 PM (88+cf)

119 99 Game-changing article (from yesterday's weekend AoS content) showing the ACTAUL CDC stats which reveal - -that this years there are fewer deaths overall and fewer deaths from pneumonia than any random normal year - -FAR fewer, in fact:

https://accordingtohoyt.com/2020/03/27/ covid-19-and-us-mortality-by-i-ratel/

If you ever wanted proof that this panic is the biggest media-generated over-eaction of all time, the charts in this article are the proof you need.
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2020 12:23 PM (N9G0H)

zombie, I studied that last night. S. Hoyt ddid some damned fine work, that I wish had a wider dissemination. Science, and quantifiable knowledge about this virus is in short supply for people who get there info from the MSM.

Thanks for mentioning her, zombie.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:26 PM (90T4r)

120 The best thing about separation will be sticking them with the $30T debt.


Soon?
Posted by: National Divorce


Texas Secede! Use the social distancing excuse. Keep 6 miles away from your neighboring states.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 12:26 PM (cWLG9)

121 Irresponsible? or CRIMINAL?

OK, is it possibly criminal? I think if we show the MSM has embarked on a campaign to help in the coup, and at the same time produce China propaganda (a racketeering effort, funded by China at many levels) ... then we have Criminal, they are not "news", they are agents of China, and they have not registered as such


(gee, didn't our FBI/AG under Obama, attack Flynn/Manafort/Stone ... others under that very charge? ... while ignoring others (Podesta) that are doing the same?


If we get more O'Keefe style confessions, of deliberate deception by media outlets to harm Trump, via lies and this style deception, I think there are surely conspiracy charges to be brought, if not outright espionage. (or whatever the opposite of stealing info is ... I mean, deliberately building FakeChinaNews .... dangerous and deadly propaganda even as China kills us in the grey zones.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 12:26 PM (Cus5s)

122 How about the headline last week - one person dying every 17 minutes!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 30, 2020 12:26 PM (e284m)

123 This media is what you get when they effectively can't be sued.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 12:26 PM (oVJmc)

124 36
Rush is back. Sounds good. Glad to hear him.
Megga dittos. I've missed him.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at March 30, 2020 12:26 PM (pmRSz)

125 So, fake news again?

Posted by: Yo! at March 30, 2020 12:26 PM (uZuKb)

126 The CIA fully admitted to having agents in the media organizations pushing stories and killing other ones.


It's not that they stopped doing that. They just got the DNC as a proxy now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 12:27 PM (SENHs)

127 Kinda like they report total number of cases in the US but cases per capita for the rest of the world
And 2000 deaths for the US instead of deaths per capita or infected or tested
Or deaths per capita for Italy when the need scary mortality numbers

Every single number they have used has been a lie in full context--but true in that it necessitates greater government power

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 30, 2020 12:27 PM (vPKfA)

128 I'm just hoping that Trump was forced into this but will let them go ahead and eventually when the truth is revealed for all to see will then stick all this bs up the media's ass.

I truly am hoping for that. That's if the country doesn't take a dive or they manage to setup vote cheating legally.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2020 12:27 PM (u+4Rc)

129 Who the hell is still watching these assholes anyway?

Not many are watching nightly alphabet network news casts these days, mostly blue haired people locked into homes while waiting for reruns of Matlock and Perry Mason, I think

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2020 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

130 So, there's not "FIRE" in a crowded theater ruling that applies to the media then.

After all, they're special.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 30, 2020 12:27 PM (e284m)

131 Boy, when they say Doctors Without Borders they mean doctors without borders!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 30, 2020 12:27 PM (+y/Ru)

132 Also newsworthy that Chuck Todd asked Biden if Trump has blood on his hands because they were so slow to react.

What a dick.
Posted by: MJ at March 30, 2020 12:19 PM (gAMkn)


Slow to react?

He was the first to block China flights. The rest of the fucking WORLD's slow reaction time is why we're in the state we're in now.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

133 President Trump needs to bring this shit up at the next Chinese Virus presser

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 12:27 PM (ZCEU2)

134 I have a feeling a lot of 83 year olds who are sick and close to death will suddenly catch BeerVirus in order to spike the numbers. I mean is anyone ever going to check that everyone who is said to have BeerVirus actually had it? No. They just take the word of hospitals as gospel. Also whats to stop deep blue states from adding an extra zero to the days totals? There will never be any audit of this bullshit. The numbers mean nothing. Fake news all the way around.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 30, 2020 12:27 PM (DcX4J)

135 >>This media is what you get when they effectively can't be sued.


They can, however, be beted with a sock filled with nickels.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2020 12:27 PM (YkItk)

136 During the Sandy Hook event, CNN was cutting in fake footage all day long.

One shot they kept re-running was a group of police officers charging bravely toward the school. It was a training exercise at a different school.

Back then I said, "Why don't they just cut in shots from 'Adam-12'? It would give people hope to know that Reed and Malloy are on the job."

They do this shit ALL THE TIME.

Shut them down!

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 12:28 PM (lcxuD)

137 87 NBC used a bottle rocket on a pickup truck to argue that side saddle gas tanks were deadly. This stuff goes back decades, perhaps centuries.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Yep. Read quotes by Gen. William 'Tecumseh' Sherman about 'journalism' during his time. There is nothing new under the Sun.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2020 12:28 PM (1o/v3)

138 If you ever wanted proof that this panic is the biggest media-generated over-eaction of all time, the charts in this article are the proof you need.

But exponents. You'll be sorry next week when eleventy thousand are dead and there aren't enough breathy apparatuses to go round.

Posted by: armchair epidemilogists between sharing cat videos on the internet at March 30, 2020 12:28 PM (H5knJ)

139 Yesterday, CBS Face the Nation, had a suit on explaining how Xi's data was so accurate and the WHO was top drawer.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 12:21 PM (o59NR)
++++++++++++
CBS == China Boosting System
ABC == Always Boosting China
NBC == Nonstop Boosting China
CNN == China News Network
FOX = Failing Others than Xi

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 12:28 PM (Q8c/L)

140 Ah, DamnedYankee beat me to it - well, beat me to repeating my own earlier gag.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2020 12:28 PM (El6T/)

141 Damn...I must need some mmore coffee. Droppin letters everywhere.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2020 12:28 PM (YkItk)

142 @84

Federal preemption rules once the FDA gave it's blessing.

A Governor cannot prevent Dr's from prescribing a federally approved drug.


If the Governor's persist then get an illegal alien to prescribe and inject the drugs.


Apparently illegal aliens are super citizens with rights, privileges and immunities not enjoyed by mere citizens.

Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 12:28 PM (ycdBu)

143 103

Third reminder, take care of your mental health. It's crucial to your overall health. If... IF you let this thing get to you, your body will start to break down in ways that will make you more susceptible to things like wuwu virus.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 12:24 PM (hku12)


Excellent point, Burt. Stress in situations like this is very very bad. Do anything to lower your stress levels.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:28 PM (90T4r)

144 Back then I said, "Why don't they just cut in shots from 'Adam-12'? It would give people hope to know that Reed and Malloy are on the job."

They do this shit ALL THE TIME.

Shut them down!

Posted by: RKae


*snort.

Add in some shots of Joe Friday.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 12:29 PM (cWLG9)

145 Who the hell is still watching these assholes anyway?

-
Mrs. Wrecks watches them and takes it as gospel. I'm some kind of wacko conspiracy theorist for doubting their good will.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 30, 2020 12:29 PM (+y/Ru)

146 FOX For Overlord XI

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 30, 2020 12:29 PM (XEC2p)

147 Next up: Scenes from the Enterprise's overflowing sick bay while moored over Manhattan.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 30, 2020 12:30 PM (uM6CE)

148 >>Who the hell is still watching these assholes anyway?


Everyone.

Posted by: PornHub at March 30, 2020 12:30 PM (aFpjm)

149 I have said it before and while it is extreme and deliberately so, I think it is accurate.

The American Press is indistinguishable from a terrorist organization.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 12:30 PM (Q8c/L)

150 "Their own Journalists will sell them the rope with which we will hang them." -- shit Lenin would say today

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 12:30 PM (Xnqom)

151 >>>If you ever wanted proof that this panic is the biggest media-generated over-eaction of all time, the charts in this article are the proof you need.

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2020 12:23 PM (N9G0H)


Maybe it's because of the alert and people that didn't are now taking precautions.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 12:30 PM (o59NR)

152 FOX For Overlord XI
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 30, 2020 12:29 PM (XEC2p)
+++++++++++++
That's better. Consider it stolen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 12:30 PM (Q8c/L)

153 Media delenda est

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 30, 2020 12:30 PM (G546f)

154 They're being treated for exploding gas tanks.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 30, 2020 12:30 PM (Ndje9)

155 Old and busted: Just the facts, ma'am.

New hotness: Get me some better "facts"!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 30, 2020 12:31 PM (+y/Ru)

156 Florida Man called local talk radio to report Key West is blocked off. Only residents allowed in. Or, it may have been the Keys in their entirety, can't recall. What I do know is that DeSantis is saying: No Mas.

Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 12:31 PM (uVmqw)

157
Certainly
Bull
Shit

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 30, 2020 12:31 PM (flINI)

158 Michael Reagan @ ReaganWorld

I've never seen any POTUS even my father that could do a Q and A like trump and have a grasp of every questions asked without using notes This is why we hired a business person to be president Public Private partnership is going to save us

Posted by: banana Dream at March 30, 2020 12:31 PM (l6b3d)

159 They would have used a hospital scene form Korean pandemic movie FLU but the subtitles would were a little suspicious.


Posted by: Ripley at March 30, 2020 12:31 PM (MxEKc)

160 You can't criticize them. Says so right in the first amendment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2020 12:31 PM (aKsyK)

161 I remember as a child, my dad used to call CBS, Compressed Bat Shit.

Little did I know, he was clairvoyant in predicting that bat shit would be a big player 40 years later.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

162 In Italy, the virus comes with a side of antipasto.


In China, you get one virus from Column A and one from Column B.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 12:31 PM (oVJmc)

163 Just yesterday it was, OMG Andrew Prine Died, in the MSM.

Also, Andrew Prine had had a LUNG removed due to cancer. That was not mentioned Prominently in the headlines. Not lying, exactly, but emphasis is everything.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:31 PM (90T4r)

164 Game-changing article (from yesterday's weekend AoS
content) showing the ACTAUL CDC stats which reveal - -that this years
there are fewer deaths overall and fewer deaths from pneumonia than any
random normal year - -FAR fewer, in fact:



https://accordingtohoyt.com/2020/03/27/ covid-19-and-us-mortality-by-i-ratel/



If you ever wanted proof that this panic is the biggest
media-generated over-eaction of all time, the charts in this article are
the proof you need.

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2020 12:23 PM (N9G0H)

That guy's stats might be right, but he is extrapolating a lot from the number he has. Also, Hoyt is nuts the other way. She's talking about how her hands have broken out because she is so stressed over the economy.

Posted by: WOPR at March 30, 2020 12:32 PM (OOE1Z)

165 wait you mean john prine?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 30, 2020 12:32 PM (jyInK)

166 Got into a mini argument on Saturday with a friend about this subject. She was telling me the hospitals in NY were a already overwhelmed. I asked her where she saw that. "Oh, just reading on the internet." And this is someone who is not a blind idiot. I had to change the subject.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 30, 2020 12:32 PM (TyQN7)

167 Old and busted: Just the facts, ma'am.

New hotness: Get me some better "facts"!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 30, 2020 12:31 PM (+y/Ru)


We trust TRUTH over FACTS.

Know YOUR truth!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

168 During wartime there used to be a stiff penalty paid for running shit like this. How many times has the media been caught using doctored or misleading video? Remember the "firefight" that was actually footage at a KY gun range?

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 30, 2020 12:32 PM (3H9h1)

169 The signs in Italian should have been a giveaway.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (cWLG9)

The sign on the door? You have-uh the the cold, you no-uh come in.
Posted by: Sooner at March 30, 2020 12:20 PM (Fs5vw)


Is it rayciss if my first (and only) thought, when trying to "hear" in my head someone speaking Italican, is Mario?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 12:32 PM (hku12)

170 The Iraqi soldiers killed the babies and took their incubators! - Nayirah


Welcome to the greatest show on earth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 12:32 PM (SENHs)

171 Democracy dies in the Broadcasting System!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 30, 2020 12:32 PM (e284m)

172 >>Little did I know, he was clairvoyant in predicting that bat shit would be a big player 40 years later.


Bat Shit Crazy is a real thing.

Lotta pathogens in Bat Shit. Make you blind as a bat as well as crazy as their shit.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2020 12:32 PM (YkItk)

173 Somebody ought to set up a website dedicated strictly to fake news. They would never run out of material.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 30, 2020 12:33 PM (o2MD2)

174 The give away was the doctor saying, Heya wutta da matta you?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2020 12:33 PM (TNy/K)

175 In China you get cured then an hour later are still sick.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 30, 2020 12:33 PM (DcX4J)

176 170
The Iraqi soldiers killed the babies and took their incubators! - Nayirah





Welcome to the greatest show on earth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 12:32 PM (SENHs)
Don't forget they probably stole their ventilators too!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 30, 2020 12:33 PM (e284m)

177 >>> 156 Florida Man called local talk radio to report Key West is blocked off. Only residents allowed in.What I do know is that DeSantis is saying: No Mas.
Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 12:31 PM

I think all of Florida is closed now. Checkpoints at I95 exit.

Posted by: Moose out front etc.. at March 30, 2020 12:33 PM (l6b3d)

178
Welp, I'm about to go out and hit the grocery store. This will be my 2nd time doing major grocery shopping. The wife's shopping list is hilarious (because the first time didn't go so well).

Directions like: olives - from such and such and aisle, next to the pickles.

Because I'm a dumbass who just grabs the first thing that says olives and calls it good.

Wish me luck.

Posted by: ghbucky




Are Olives really important??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 12:33 PM (TSwkj)

179 145 - same with my older relatives. Nobody under 40 watches that mess.

Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 12:34 PM (uVmqw)

180 >>Bat Shit Crazy is a real thing.

World News Bat Boy hardest hit...

Posted by: Boswell at March 30, 2020 12:34 PM (32YRo)

181 158 Michael Reagan @ ReaganWorld

I've never seen any POTUS even my father that could do a Q and A like trump and have a grasp of every questions asked without using notes This is why we hired a business person to be president Public Private partnership is going to save us
Posted by: banana Dream at March 30, 2020 12:31 PM (l6b3d)

===========

Yeah, it's hard to imagine a worse thing for a country than to develop a political class.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:34 PM (zZbCU)

182 Somebody ought to set up a website dedicated strictly to fake news. They would never run out of material.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 30, 2020 12:33 PM (o2MD2)
++++++++++++
The US press landscape is opposite world. The "Real News" sites are virtually nothing but lies and the "Fake News" Bablyon Bee is the most accurate paper in the country.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 12:34 PM (Q8c/L)

183 Ciao. Dove sono le donne?

Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2020 12:34 PM (95j/9)

184 ..Are ya sure that's NOT Asbury Park?

Posted by: saf at March 30, 2020 12:34 PM (5IHGB)

185 All I can say is that I'm glad congress sent the Center for the Performing Arts $25,000,000 in these trying times. And gave themselves a raise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2020 12:34 PM (KZzsI)

186 Madcow 10 days ago re USS Comfort and Mercy.


https://youtu.be/cLJB0VoqVQY

Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 12:34 PM (cF8AT)

187 The crucifix hanging on the wall should have been a giveaway.

Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 12:34 PM (nRWPy)

188 Are Olives really important??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 12:33 PM (TSwkj)
+++++++++++++++++
Yes.

Posted by: Martini Makers' Local 139 at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (Q8c/L)

189 Are we sure that this footage is from Italy and not, say, a shooting range in Oklahoma?

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (ZfRYq)

190 Oh, yass...asshole in supermarket gets comeuppance... https://mobile.twitter.com/MAGAGwen/status/1244643742763671553

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (ABuva)

191 MSM that are collecting money from China (in any fashion) need a REd China flag tattoo on their foreheads ... and/or make them wear the China straw hats whenever they are posing as real reporters, and they have to ask questions with a fake China accent.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (Cus5s)

192 Well, Doctor Fauxshit didn't help the other day with his flucking 100,000 deaths number.

Is no one curious how a nice big fat round number of dead just suddenly appears out of his ass during an interview?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (e284m)

193 Ill be deeply disappointed if this virus doesn't sweep through the NYT and CNN buildings.

Posted by: National Divorce at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (odrqb)

194 >> Got into a mini argument on Saturday with a friend about this subject.


Hah - Friend of mine hung up on me rather than answer a few simple questions about Math and Modeling.

She has always been extremely impressed with the European Healthcare System. Kinda got mad when I pointed out that the French are quite adept at clearing up the urinary tract infections their dirty dicks give to the Foreign Exchange Students.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (YkItk)

195 Kennedy Center immediately laid off all the musicians after getting their money.


For the lulz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (SENHs)

196 Love the CBS This Morning banner: "Coronovirus - The Race to Respond" Oh, the draaaaaama... It made me LOL.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (JoUsr)

197 27 Kinda like they report total number of cases in the US but cases per capita for the rest of the world
And 2000 deaths for the US instead of deaths per capita or infected or tested
Or deaths per capita for Italy when the need scary mortality numbers
___________________

Yes, somebody had a good graph showing this over the weekend. If you compare the numbers per capita, the U.S. numbers barely even show up on the graph. We have one of the lowest rates of infections and deaths per capita, of countries that have the virus.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (k4dH2)

198 I got a friend who watches only the nets. She doesn't like Trump and I tell her that's because the media lie about what he actually said and make him out to be whatever.

I keep telling her to go online cause she'll never get the facts from the media.

*sigh*

but she's working 10 hours a day at 60 so she don't have time or inclination to work at getting info. So she watches the nets and gets spoon fed bull shit and they shape her opinion.


I suspect this goes on with a whole LOT of folks.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (u+4Rc)

199 Is it rayciss if my first (and only) thought, when trying to "hear" in my head someone speaking Italican, is Mario?
Posted by: BurtTC

----

And I go immediately for Chico Marx.

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (lcxuD)

200 193 Ill be deeply disappointed if this virus doesn't sweep through the NYT and CNN buildings.
Posted by: National Divorce at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (odrqb)

========

Like a broom?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (zZbCU)

201 Who the hell is still watching these assholes anyway?

________


Even worse is CNN International -- and goes a long way toward why many foreigners have a misbegotten and warped hatred of America in general and Trump specifically.

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (Xnqom)

202 Madcow 10 days ago re USS Comfort and Mercy.

Bet she never even comments on this except to act like its terrible to send a weapon of war to a state already suffering a medical emergency

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

203 If medical quipment in Italy works as well as their cars, I fear many more deaths.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (DcX4J)

204 These f'ing news networks.

How hard is it to just be honest about the source of your footage? This is not rocket science.

It's like they've been playing fast 'n loose with the video and facts for so long they've lost the ability to do their jobs right.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (bDqIh)

205
I like the italian hospital sign in the video that says "Sickos over here-a, the rest o' ya mamalukes over there-a."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (TSwkj)

206 And there go the margins

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (y0S2P)

207 Are Olives really important??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 12:33 PM


They count as a vegetable when taken with a martini. So yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (ejd/p)

208 Game-changing article (from yesterday's weekend AoS
content) showing the ACTAUL CDC stats which reveal - -that this years
there are fewer deaths overall and fewer deaths from pneumonia than any
random normal year - -FAR fewer, in fact:


There was some interesting related discussion on Twitter. A lot of people are reporting having had a worse-than-usual flu in early January this year (I had it, and it was all over my work). I think Corona really did go through the country a lot earlier than people think, and for most people it wasn't really a thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (ZGrMX)

209 McEnroe exploded the margins!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (SENHs)

210 @163 Unless something popped up in the last 10 minutes, Andrew Prine is alive and well.

John Prine is very ill. He did not die.
I'm going to stop making fun of journalists for a few minutes now.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (8IOEj)

211 193 Ill be deeply disappointed if this virus doesn't sweep through the NYT and CNN buildings.
Posted by: National Divorce at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (odrqb)

========

Like a broom?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (zZbCU)

Like a plague of locusts?

Posted by: CN at March 30, 2020 12:37 PM (ONvIw)

212 If it were a new york hospital it would be staffed by paki doctors with forged credentials.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2020 12:37 PM (E2o2V)

213 >> Ill be deeply disappointed if this virus doesn't sweep through the NYT and CNN buildings.


I am not saying what I'm thinking re: who gets the flu. It's taking a lot of restraint. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 12:37 PM (bDqIh)

214 ..Are ya sure that's NOT Asbury Park?
Posted by: saf at March 30, 2020 12:34 PM (5IHGB)


Ian Astbury.

https://youtu.be/5oRwlSIn918

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

215 Kennedy Center immediately laid off all the musicians after getting their money.

Then they sent a fat donation to the DNC.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2020 12:38 PM (KZzsI)

216 Margins are for closers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2020 12:38 PM (E2o2V)

217 208 Game-changing article (from yesterday's weekend AoS
content) showing the ACTAUL CDC stats which reveal - -that this years
there are fewer deaths overall and fewer deaths from pneumonia than any
random normal year - -FAR fewer, in fact:

There was some interesting related discussion on Twitter. A lot of people are reporting having had a worse-than-usual flu in early January this year (I had it, and it was all over my work). I think Corona really did go through the country a lot earlier than people think, and for most people it wasn't really a thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (ZGrMX)

I had that, am convinced. Of course, no way to prove it. My belief makes me less fearful, though.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:38 PM (90T4r)

218 >>Unless something popped up in the last 10 minutes, Andrew Prine is alive and well.


Angel of Death got turned around at the airport screening in Montgomery.

Abnormal Body Temp.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2020 12:38 PM (YkItk)

219 Ill be deeply disappointed if this virus doesn't sweep through the NYT and CNN buildings.
Posted by: National Divorce at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (odrqb)

========

Like a broom?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (zZbCU)

Like a plague of locusts?
=====

I'm rooting for boils and sores. But most of them already have that on their genitals.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 30, 2020 12:38 PM (TyQN7)

220 185 All I can say is that I'm glad congress sent the Center for the Performing Arts $25,000,000 in these trying times. And gave themselves a raise.
_____________

And then the Kennedy Center immediately told the musicians they'd no longer be getting paid, but I bet the board members and executives will still be getting paid. Probably also getting raises and/or bonuses.

We're gonna need more lampposts and rope when this is over!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 12:38 PM (k4dH2)

221 ...with a dedicated following and a well respected man.......... hand me my GUITAR.

Posted by: saf at March 30, 2020 12:38 PM (5IHGB)

222 Dom Giordano the talk host said a source in Wuhan claims the Chicoms are grossly underreporting the death rate, said it's closer to 47000. I do not have a link.

Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 12:38 PM (uVmqw)

223 What's really great for the media is this is normal stats so altho they can and have gotten the virus the odds are against it thus they are at little risk no matter where or who they talk to.

And they all know this.

They know the stats (well a lot of them do)

During Obama this wouldn't even be on the late night news.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 30, 2020 12:39 PM (u+4Rc)

224 Imma repost this I wrote in JJ's thread. We need to get over this "Fauci is just trying to screw Trump mindset."

267 Let's look at the numbers on Fauci's 100-200k deaths statement. Before that, let's also note that he had lots of caveats with that, like saying "Don't hold me to this."

At a 1-2% fatality rate, that means ~10M-20M cases.

That seems unlikely given we are at 142k cases and 2500 deaths.

BUT.

Looking at the graphs on worldometer.info, you can look at growth on a logarithmic scale.

US grew from 100 cases to 1000 in 8 days. 1000 to 10000 in 8 days. 10000 to 100000 in 9 days.

10x growth in 8-9 days. If that growth rate continues - as it has for 3 cycles for just 2 more cycles - then we are at 10M cases by April 15.

The death graph is similar - we went from 100 deaths to 1000 in 8 days - if it continues, then 100k deaths by April 15.

Note the caveat there - if growth continues at the same rate.

And that is why the President extended the guidelines to the end of April.

Now some good news - it looks like over the past 2 days the growth curve is bending on total cases and deaths. We will have a better handle on it this week.


Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 09:01 AM (ZfRYq)

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 12:39 PM (ZfRYq)

225 I saw an MSM headline asking why does Iceland have such a low rate of infection? Hmmmm. An island 1000 miles from any other civilization has a low infection rate. Its a true fucking mystery how they pulled that off.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 30, 2020 12:39 PM (DcX4J)

226 I have a feeling a lot of 83 year olds who are sick and close to death will suddenly catch BeerVirus in order to spike the numbers. I mean is anyone ever going to check that everyone who is said to have BeerVirus actually had it? No. They just take the word of hospitals as gospel. Also whats to stop deep blue states from adding an extra zero to the days totals? There will never be any audit of this bullshit. The numbers mean nothing. Fake news all the way around.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 30, 2020 12:27 PM (DcX4J)


Relatively early on, in the HIV epidemic (or whatever), there were lots of breathless reports, coming for orgs like CDC and WHO.

One of the alarms that went off was the number of hetero cases coming out of big cities like New York and San Franny.

Well, a researcher went to New York, tracked all the supposed hetero cases, and asked follow up questions. About 2/3 of the cases subsequently admitted to having gay sex and/or needle sharing.

And if I recall, the researchers made it clear they didn't necessarily believe they were being told the truth by the 1/3 who didn't recant.

Point being, the numbers we get, all of them, are subject to ALL SORTS of distortion, not least of which is over-inflating numbers to make things look whatever way the gatekeepers in those orgs consider to be in their own best interests.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 12:39 PM (hku12)

227 So what is it with some people and drinking their urine?

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at March 30, 2020 12:39 PM (1FhAQ)

228 Then they sent a fat donation to the DNC.

That's the real reason Dems give money to people. Because they can expect it back in campaign donations. SCOTUS broke their decades-old union funding grift so they're branching out.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2020 12:39 PM (ZGrMX)

229 I never ate olives till keto ... now I have a stockpile of olives, because I needed variety after eliminating so many foods from my diet. They good good with many things ... avocados also new to my diet ... but they don't keep, and Aldis only let me have six. (guess I could freeze guacamole, if I'd anticipated a pandemic)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 12:39 PM (Cus5s)

230 210 @163 Unless something popped up in the last 10 minutes, Andrew Prine is alive and well.

John Prine is very ill. He did not die.
I'm going to stop making fun of journalists for a few minutes now.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (8IOEj)

Shit. Absolute fail on my part. My apologies to all.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:39 PM (90T4r)

231 I'm slightly puzzled at why we would need tragic tragedy footage of somewhere else when we have exponential tragedies requiring 30% unemployment and stay-at-home orders enforced by men with guns here in the US.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at March 30, 2020 12:40 PM (Jegd5)

232 'Make me some Postum
and an old Oreo'

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2020 12:40 PM (YkItk)

233 They count as a vegetable when taken with a martini. So yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM


A Quarantini.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2020 12:40 PM (TNy/K)

234 So what is it with some people and drinking their urine?
Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at March 30, 2020 12:39 PM (1FhAQ)
++++++++++++++
Ask Trump. He had those hookers pee on him on a bed in Russia!

Posted by: FNM Viewer at March 30, 2020 12:40 PM (Q8c/L)

235 howdy yall.

cases have flattened and even slightly decreased here in Seattle.

we are being told that we could see a severe spike next week.

prepare for the worst, hope for the best.

wash your hands
keep your hands away from your face
stay home if you're sick OR if a family member is sick.

CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

STOP HYPERVENTILATING

PRAY

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (d7Ww2)

236 Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at March 30, 2020 12:39 PM (1FhAQ)

Urine looping!

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (PofUY)

237 222 Dom Giordano the talk host said a source in Wuhan claims the Chicoms are grossly underreporting the death rate, said it's closer to 47000. I do not have a link.
Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 12:38 PM (uVmqw)

no one believes ChiCom numbers

they are desperate to keep the factories ( re) opened

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (G546f)

238 Chloe Salsameda @ChloeSalsameda
A 68-bed emergency field hospital
is being built in New York City's Central Park.

Mount Sinai Hospital is working with Samaritan's Purse, a Christian humanitarian aid organization, on the project.

It's expected to open on Tuesday.

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (xHUvb)

239 This is no longer just to tear down Trump, they are actively trying to collapse the entire society to implement their Leftist dreams. I find it treasonous.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (r+sAi)

240 we are being told that we could see a severe spike next week.


--

So just like two weeks ago?

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (Jegd5)

241 235 CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

STOP HYPERVENTILATING

PRAY
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (d7Ww2)

=========

You're not the boss of me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (zZbCU)

242 Wuts da matta you? You gotta no respect, ah shuttupa ya face...I can't believe that was a song.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (TNy/K)

243 But I don't WANT to go in the cart!

I feel fine... yippee!!

Posted by: Andrew Prinne at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (hku12)

244 @203 You short stack of shit, you never had an Italian car. Never.
It sure as shit is LENT in here.
"Hey it's just a joke man." Your lame ass.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (8IOEj)

245 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm? The Knack has been signing My Corona in the back of my head all morning. Never gonna Stop, give it up. My Corona

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (jsWA8)

246 Liberal media would never leave the safety of their ivory towers of ignorance, so using a fake photo ensures they never have to leave their hallowed halls of ignorance. They should face fines of a Million dollars every time they post fake photos or report Chicom propaganda.

Posted by: Rose at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (f/Wek)

247 Nurse,

Be not afraid. And stay safe. We need you.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (JKNZq)

248 Kennedy Center immediately laid off all the musicians after getting their money.


Texas company looking to dock stimulus money from paychecks, relieve their payroll

https://tinyurl.com/rb9ch99

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (oVJmc)

249
...now I have a stockpile of olives...

Posted by: illiniwek



Yeah, that's normal.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (TSwkj)

250 236 Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at March 30, 2020 12:39 PM (1FhAQ)

Urine looping!
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (PofUY)

Well, I guess maybe if you set up a fan just right but that could get pretty messy.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (1FhAQ)

251 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (d7Ww2)

hi nurse! been praying for you.

Do you know if patients in your hospital are getting the malaria drug treatment?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (G546f)

252 What gave it away, the nurses with moustaches?

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

253 245 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm? The Knack has been signing My Corona in the back of my head all morning. Never gonna Stop, give it up. My Corona
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (jsWA

Try the " Cars For Kids" jingle.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM (90T4r)

254 245 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm? The Knack has been signing My Corona in the back of my head all morning. Never gonna Stop, give it up. My Corona
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (jsWA

===========

Call 1-800 Cars 4 Kids.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM (zZbCU)

255 I wouldn't want an Italian car. I never liked Dodges.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM (E2o2V)

256 Hell if a rumor can make hundreds of the intrinsically stupid drink poison in Iran, swilling some piss is fairly begin. Drink up Sport!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM (o2MD2)

257 we are being told that we could see a severe spike next week.


--

So just like two weeks ago?
=====

One of the leftist dildos I work with was touting some NPR story saying we were going to be Italy in ten days. That was on March 12. March 22 came and went, so.....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM (TyQN7)

258 >>Mount Sinai Hospital is working with Samaritan's Purse, a Christian humanitarian aid organization, on the project.

OH NOES!? -

They are putting up giant Revival Tents in Central Park...

They are going to Baptize NYC one spongebath at a time!...

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM (YkItk)

259 Kennedy Center immediately laid off all the musicians after getting their money.

--

Where's the Twatter Outrage Mob to descend upon them with a hearty "People before profits!! screechfest?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM (JoUsr)

260 CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

STOP HYPERVENTILATING

PRAY

-----------

SO LONG AS YOU DO NOT ENJOYLIFE, LIBERTY OR THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

Posted by: SH at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM (sX1BW)

261 Did they at least have Chico Marx doing the voice over?

Posted by: Donny Brook at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM (J9A97)

262 any updates on how the clinical trials in NY using the anti-malaria drugs are going? Hoping that it will be a game changer.

Posted by: IC at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM (a0IVu)

263 now I have a stockpile of olives, because I needed variety after eliminating so many foods from my diet.

I found jars of muffaletta spread at Costco the other day and bought one. It's great on salads. I am the only one who likes it so I don't have to share.

Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2020 12:44 PM (MmFTx)

264 254

Call 1-800 Cars 4 Kids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM (zZbCU)


Horde Mind.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:44 PM (90T4r)

265 They don't even care anymore. The take-down-Trump mania is now certifiably out of control.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 30, 2020 12:44 PM (H8QX8)

266 This is no longer just to tear down Trump, they are actively trying to collapse the entire society to implement their Leftist dreams. I find it treasonous.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (r+sAi)
++++++++++++
Root cause: identical.

Trump was a threat to them because he's a nationalist. He is not a small-government guy or a small-government-spending guy (my biggest complaints about him), but he is big on the nation-state concept and the free-market concept. He is also good at delivering his message.

They have had little luck attacking Trump but they have capitalized BIGLY on this opportunity to attack what it is they actually hate. Trump is just a major, effective symbol of the thing and not the thing itself. They now have the opportunity to go after the thing itself and they are pursuing that avenue now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 12:44 PM (Q8c/L)

267 261 Did they at least have Chico Marx doing the voice over?
Posted by: Donny Brook at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM (J9A97)

===========

I'd prefer a voice over by Harpo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:44 PM (zZbCU)

268 One of the leftist dildos I work with was touting some NPR story saying we were going to be Italy in ten days. That was on March 12. March 22 came and went, so.....

-

Yep. It's just like the global warming "we've only got 11 years" that is citing a study written in 1989.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at March 30, 2020 12:44 PM (Jegd5)

269 253
245 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm? The Knack has been
signing My Corona in the back of my head all morning. Never gonna Stop,
give it up. My Corona

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (jsWA



Try the " Cars For Kids" jingle.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM (90T4r)

Aye Aye Aye Aye - I am the Frito Bandito!

I love Frito's corn chips

I love them I do

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 30, 2020 12:44 PM (e284m)

270 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm? The Knack has been signing My Corona in the back of my head all morning. Never gonna Stop, give it up. My Corona
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (jsWA

The only cure for an earworm is another earworm.

I shan't on good conscience offer any suggestions. I simply shannot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 30, 2020 12:44 PM (x8Wzq)

271 STOP HYPERVENTILATING

But there aren't enough hyperventilators for everyone.

Posted by: armchair epidemilogists between sharing cat videos on the internet at March 30, 2020 12:44 PM (H5knJ)

272 Is it rayciss if my first (and only) thought, when trying to "hear" in my head someone speaking Italican, is Mario?
Posted by: BurtTC

----

And I go immediately for Chico Marx.

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 12:35 PM (lcxuD)


Damn, now my brain is gonna go back and forth.

Taxes! You know, dollars... taxes!!

I gotta oncle in Dollars, Taxes.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 12:44 PM (hku12)

273 235 CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

STOP HYPERVENTILATING

PRAY
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (d7Ww2)

=========

You're not the boss of me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (zZbCU)
.........

I advise panic. And lighting hair on fire.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2020 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

274 This is no longer just to tear down Trump, they are actively trying to collapse the entire society to implement their Leftist dreams. I find it treasonous.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 12:41 PM (r+sAi)

yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 12:45 PM (nRk/c)

275 Did they at least have Chico Marx doing the voice over?
Posted by: Donny Brook

---

I hear you can't get admitted to the hospital unless you say "Swordfish."

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 12:45 PM (lcxuD)

276 270 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm? The Knack has been signing My Corona in the back of my head all morning. Never gonna Stop, give it up. My Corona
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (jsWA

The only cure for an earworm is another earworm.

I shan't on good conscience offer any suggestions. I simply shannot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 30, 2020 12:44 PM (x8Wzq)

Hotel California.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:45 PM (90T4r)

277 Dago Wop Wop Wop!

Posted by: Just The Punchline at March 30, 2020 12:45 PM (kBuGL)

278 STOP HYPERVENTILATING

-
'Rona victims need that oxygen!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 30, 2020 12:45 PM (+y/Ru)

279 This is no longer just to tear down Trump, they are actively trying to collapse the entire society to implement their Leftist dreams. I find it treasonous.

--

I think JJ is spot on. It didn't really have much to do with Trump. It's entirely to hurt voters for rejecting them.

Poof. The last three years of success? Gone.

And don't you forget it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at March 30, 2020 12:45 PM (Jegd5)

280 222 Dom Giordano the talk host said a source in Wuhan claims the Chicoms are grossly underreporting the death rate, said it's closer to 47000. I do not have a link.
Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 12:38 PM (uVmqw)


And that's why I don't believe anything about the severity of this virus.

It's mostly hearsay, anonymous sources, or from a friend of a friend that knows a guy.

And of course, deep-state agencies.

Posted by: Sooner at March 30, 2020 12:45 PM (Fs5vw)

281 I read chewing gum stops an ear worm.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 30, 2020 12:45 PM (TyQN7)

282 I'm starting to understand the "vigor" with which revolutionaries tend to treat the previous establishment.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 30, 2020 12:45 PM (87EdW)

283 195 Kennedy Center immediately laid off all the musicians after getting their money.


For the lulz
Posted by: AlaBAMA

turn it into a makeshift morgue

Posted by: x at March 30, 2020 12:46 PM (nFwvY)

284 Who the hell is still watching these assholes anyway?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (VpIIl)

Exactly

Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2020 12:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

285 kallisto saw you mentioned Total Wine open and assume Delaware, thinking road trip.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 12:46 PM (ZCEU2)

286 @220

The reason the Kennedy Center got 25 million can best be illustrated by listing just two names of current board members....


Mrs. Patrick Leahy and Mrs. Valerie Jarrett.

Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 12:46 PM (ycdBu)

287 >>> 245 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm?

The cure for all earworms is the Hampster Dance. The cure is, unfortunately, worse than the disease.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 30, 2020 12:46 PM (l6b3d)

288 284
Who the hell is still watching these assholes anyway?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (VpIIl)



Exactly

Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2020 12:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
Hillary voting assholes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 30, 2020 12:47 PM (e284m)

289 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm?


You have to shoot yourself with your own phaser.

Posted by: Captain Terrill at March 30, 2020 12:47 PM (H5knJ)

290 Techno Fog @Techno_Fog
Senator Richard Burr - under inquiry by the Feds for his stock sales - has retained counsel.

His lawyer is former DOJ Asst AG Alice Fisher.

As AAG, Alice Fisher stopped "victim notification letters" from going to the young girls Jeffrey Epstein abused.

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 12:47 PM (xHUvb)

291 I think JJ is spot on. It didn't really have much to do with Trump. It's entirely to hurt voters for rejecting them.

Yup. They had so many plans for the Hillary administration and it's all been ruined by the Bad Orange Man and those terrible "This is MAGA Country" people who beat up Juicy Smolliet.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2020 12:47 PM (ZGrMX)

292 Our model prove you are ALL already dead. Please use your time in purgatory to learn about exponential growth you ignorant peas... ah, wait my colleague tells me he has just updated our model and it turns out you peasants ... I mean, people ... will all be dead in 100 years rather than already dead like we had thought. Oops.

But still sort of scary if you think about it, right?

Anyhoo, please send us more funding. Thanks!

- Professor von Panic

Posted by: Imperial Collegian at March 30, 2020 12:47 PM (dYe5S)

293 on the death rate thingy ... in the US it slowed a little 2 days ago, then half as many yesterday as the day before. I was rejoicing, with caution (just one day) but hope that this was the HCQ effect showing up (it works quickly)

The worldometers.info numbers reset at midnight (+0) GMT ..so they reset at 7PMcentral time yesterday ... so we are almost 17 hours innto today, and USA shows only 33 deaths. This is fantastic news ...


Sure it could be a blip for some other reasons ... but I think it could also be the end, my friend, so let's keep dancing. to a better song. fingers crosses, prayers said, virgins sacrificed ... if it continues, only reason I foresee is the NCQ approval and usage ... but that is my view looking through all the smoke and haze of fake news

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 12:47 PM (Cus5s)

294 I wonder if the Wuhan event had zero to do with this virus. What if it was some other ghastly catastrophe and the virus is just a coverup?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2020 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

295 192. And he dragged Lady Doctor into it by claiming she came up with that fugazi number with him.

Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 12:47 PM (uVmqw)

296 Kennedy Center immediately laid off all the musicians after getting their money.

--

Where's the Twatter Outrage Mob to descend upon them with a hearty "People before profits!! screechfest?

-
PEOPLE BEFORE NONPROFITS!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 30, 2020 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

297 Maybe Trump appointing Mike Huckabee and Jon Voight are cleaning Kennedy center house. Sure the place pnly has Leftists working there.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 12:48 PM (ZCEU2)

298 8 Because I'm a dumbass who just grabs the first thing that says olives and calls it good.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (3R7id)


Bluto is always grabbin' me's olive oil. Ug gug gug gug gug.

Posted by: Air Pinochet flight attendant at March 30, 2020 12:48 PM (DTX3h)

299 test

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at March 30, 2020 12:48 PM (j42ZK)

300
Techno Fog @Techno_Fog
Senator Richard Burr - under inquiry by the Feds for his stock sales - has retained counsel.


Just him?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 12:48 PM (TSwkj)

301 Shit. @298 should've been Popeye sock. FAIL.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 30, 2020 12:48 PM (DTX3h)

302 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm?

Listen to another one that doesn't bother you as much

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2020 12:48 PM (KZzsI)

303 294 I wonder if the Wuhan event had zero to do with this virus. What if it was some other ghastly catastrophe and the virus is just a coverup?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2020 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

===========

*nods sagaciously*

Bryan Adams.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:48 PM (zZbCU)

304 STOP HYPERVENTILATING
.......

STOP BUYING ALL THE DAMN TOILET PAPER

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

305 284 Who the hell is still watching these assholes anyway?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2020 12:13 PM (VpIIl)

Lots and lots of people, I'm afraid to say.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (H8QX8)

306 Christopher thinking a zombie apocalypse novel?

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (ZCEU2)

307 I wonder if the Wuhan event had zero to do with this virus. What if it was some other ghastly catastrophe and the virus is just a coverup?

-------------

This could be fun.

Posted by: SH at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (sX1BW)

308 Saint David French, High Pharisee of the NeverTrump Circle-Jerk, is even now penning a column called:

"The Conservative Case For The Black Death."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (FypLm)

309 Revoke CBS' license.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (j42ZK)

310
Even worse is CNN International -- and goes a long way toward why many foreigners have a misbegotten and warped hatred of America in general and Trump specifically.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (Xnqom)






To be fair, America-hating has been the National Sport of Europe for a LONG time. They're just playing to their audience.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (EGyGV)

311 Now I got gum stuck in my ears.

Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (RuIsu)

312 Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 12:48 PM (TSwkj)
*******
NO !Chi Fi did it, Kelly Loeffler & another R

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (xHUvb)

313 302 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm?

Listen to another one that doesn't bother you as much
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2020 12:48 PM (KZzsI)

" It's a Small World" is helpful.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (90T4r)

314 In NY, we need 135,000 hyperventilators and we're not getting them. This is no time to try to score political points. We all have moms and I don't understand why President Trump wants my mother and my daughters to die an excruciatingly horrible death.

Posted by: Gov. Cuomo at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (hKi6n)

315 >>> I advise panic. And lighting hair on fire.
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2020 12:45 PM

Smearing jello on the kitchen floor to keep the monsters out never hurts.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (l6b3d)

316 Revoke CBS' every major network license.
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (j42ZK)
++++++++++++++
FIFY.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (Q8c/L)

317 STOP BUYING ALL THE DAMN TOILET PAPER
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

Or Clorox. Fucking hoarding cretins are stripping the shelves of Clorox.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (H8QX8)

318 Saint David French, High Pharisee of the NeverTrump Circle-Jerk, is even now penning a column called:

"The Conservative Case For The Black Death."


No way. That's Kevin Williamson's beat.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (H5knJ)

319 Revoke CBS' license.
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (j42ZK)


Or at least revise it, along with the rest of em, to declare them Entertainment, not news.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

320 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM


Don't fear the reaper, with more cowbell.

Posted by: THE Bruce Dickinson at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (DMUuz)

321 Here's the graph showing the virus deaths per capita, thru 3/27.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wmpxjj9

As you can see, the U.S. is doing very well, compared to other countries with the virus.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (k4dH2)

322 Here is your cure for earworm:

https://tinyurl.com/sxx9dft

Yer welcome!






Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (o2MD2)

323 I wonder if the Wuhan event had zero to do with this virus. What if it was some other ghastly catastrophe and the virus is just a coverup?



The Chinese claim to have the Hellmouth surrounded and the demon horde contained.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (kBuGL)

324 Revoke CBS' license.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow!

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Demonetize them.

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (lcxuD)

325 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm? The Knack has been signing My Corona in the back of my head all morning. Never gonna Stop, give it up. My Corona
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM (jsWA


Sing with me:

Heard it from a friend, who

Heard it from a friend, who

Heard it from a friend we're gonna see a spike in new cases in two weeks....

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (hku12)

326 Chuck Todd should let his beard grow a bit longer, along with his fingernails (a lot longer) and wear a mandarin hat.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (C1Lsn)

327 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm?

The cure for all earworms is the Hampster Dance. The cure is, unfortunately, worse than the disease.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 30, 2020 12:46 PM


I hear a baby shark will take care of the hamster.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (ejd/p)

328 If medical quipment in Italy works as well as their cars, I fear many more deaths.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 30, 2020 12:36 PM (DcX4J)

--

Ha. Car and Driver writing about a modern, beautiful Giulia that spent 80 days in the shop out of a 14 month testing period:

"We were elated when we could finish a long drive without scheduling a dealer visit. "

https://tinyurl.com/yyoebw43

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at March 30, 2020 12:51 PM (Jegd5)

329 The numbers show that deaths were well within the normal range even before "social distancing" was encouraged. Would have been just a normal year mortality-rate-wise even if the media had never written a single article about some new variant of the coronavirus.

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2020 12:51 PM (N9G0H)

330 Florida now has a stay-at-home order through mid-May

Posted by: Vendette at March 30, 2020 12:52 PM (nRNOc)

331 Trump's "fake news" shtick is becoming a bit stale.

We need to ratchet things up a little. I mean, if we really believe they're the enemy of the people. If not, we're just full of shit.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 30, 2020 12:52 PM (H8QX8)

332 Kennedy Center immediately laid off all the musicians after getting their money.

If COngress or the President had any balls, they would revoke the grant

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 12:52 PM (nRk/c)

333 Seriously this stuff even as bad as it is in Italy, isn't nearly deadly enough to justify the extreme reaction that China had or the massive burials being reported. They're responding more like Chernobyl than a nasty cold. The footage we saw of people being welded into buildings does not match what we're having happen elsewhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2020 12:52 PM (KZzsI)

334 Ronna McDaniel @GOPChairwoman
WaPo/ABC found that just 24% of Biden supporters say they are highly enthusiastic about him, the lowest any Dem has scored in 20 years. (Hillary's lowest was 32%.)

By contrast, more than twice as many (53%) Trump supporters are highly enthusiastic to vote for @realDonaldTrump!

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 12:52 PM (xHUvb)

335 During a Pandemic it is essential that the Media gives us real and accurate information.

That's kind of touching, really. With real and accurate information there can be no Plannedemic.

Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2020 12:52 PM (QrTqV)

336 >> I saw an MSM headline asking why does Iceland have such a low rate of infection? Hmmmm. An island 1000 miles from any other civilization has a low infection rate. Its a true fucking mystery how they pulled that off.



How's their airline traffic to/from China?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 12:52 PM (bDqIh)

337 I wonder if the Wuhan event had zero to do with this virus. What if it was some other ghastly catastrophe and the virus is just a coverup?
-----------------


The Chinese claim to have the Hellmouth surrounded and the demon horde contained.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (kBuGL)


Two words: Ancient. Aliens.

Posted by: Rid Lee Scotch at March 30, 2020 12:52 PM (hku12)

338 I think JJ is spot on. It didn't really have much to do with Trump. It's entirely to hurt voters for rejecting them.



Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at March 30, 2020 12:45 PM (Jegd5)


Probably - but there's no doubt in my mind that this little episode really scratches the Obey Your Betters itch for a whole shit pot of people.

I'm not worried about this virus. Either I catch it or I don't - and either live or die. But I am concerned about the reaction to it - and the absolute delight some are taking in not only doing exactly as their told, but making sure you and me know how important it is to do exactly as we're told as well.

If this shelter in place crap extends through April, and people don't start mass disobedience of it - we're done as a free society. If we're not already.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 12:52 PM (93CuU)

339 Regulation of hospitals is done by states. Many of the hospitals in New York are owned and run by the city. If there's a mindblowing crisis in New York, as CBS is trying to imply, it is 100% the fault of the leadership of that state and that city.
Or is CBS too dense to realize that they just scored an own goal?

Posted by: orthodoc at March 30, 2020 12:53 PM (Absx4)

340 334 Ronna McDaniel @GOPChairwoman
WaPo/ABC found that just 24% of Biden supporters say they are highly enthusiastic about him, the lowest any Dem has scored in 20 years. (Hillary's lowest was 32%.)

By contrast, more than twice as many (53%) Trump supporters are highly enthusiastic to vote for @realDonaldTrump!
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 12:52 PM (xHUvb)

=========

The media needs to end this Chinese flu panic soon so that Biden can get back on the trail and excite his base again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:53 PM (zZbCU)

341 Do you know if patients in your hospital are getting the malaria drug treatment?
Posted by: vmom 2020

I'm not in the hospital. I am in a walk in, acute respiratory clinic. I'm the one swabbing your boogers and testing for influenza a, b and COVID 19.

influenza is treated depending on how long you have had symptoms, and is fairly traditional. we get results in 15 minutes.

COVID19 takes several hours for results, so I do not know what the docs are doing as far as treatment.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 12:53 PM (d7Ww2)

342 285 - SKIP - it's a few doors down from Home Depot. If you go, drive your truck, wear work clothes. Park in HD lot. Before you go to Total Wine hang back to see if DE staties are stopping out of state customers.

Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 12:53 PM (uVmqw)

343 They got a week's notice.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2020 12:53 PM (E2o2V)

344 Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 12:48 PM (TSwkj)

*******

NO !Chi Fi did it, Kelly Loeffler another R

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (xHUvb)

DiFi, Burr, Loeffler, and Jim Inhofe.

Posted by: Vendette at March 30, 2020 12:53 PM (nRNOc)

345 >>Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm? The Knack has been signing My Corona in the back of my head all morning. Never gonna Stop, give it up. My Corona


Is Zod here? This is his specialty. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 12:53 PM (bDqIh)

346 If COngress or the President had any balls, they would revoke the grant

The grant to the Kennedy Center is a wish. He can use the money as he sees fit.

Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2020 12:53 PM (QrTqV)

347 "I found jars of muffaletta spread at Costco the
other day and bought one. It's great on salads. I am the only one who
likes it so I don't have to share. " Posted by: no good deed

I bought 6 jars of that too, on Dr Boz's advice ... used two jars, and forgot I had the others. Reminds me of New Orleans days ... Muffuletta from Central Grocery, sit on the riverwalk and watch some big ships go by ... (way higher than the houses in the background in Algiers)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 12:54 PM (Cus5s)

348 Florida now has a stay-at-home order through mid-May
Posted by: Vendette at March 30, 2020 12:52 PM


That's going to cramp my style.

Time to get creative. Think outside the box. Change the paradigm.

Posted by: Florida Man at March 30, 2020 12:54 PM (DMUuz)

349
I hear a baby shark will take care of the hamster.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (ejd/p)



Old Town Road.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2020 12:55 PM (TdMsT)

350 >> I saw an MSM headline asking why does Iceland have such a low rate of infection? Hmmmm. An island 1000 miles from any other civilization has a low infection rate. Its a true fucking mystery how they pulled that off.

_________________

Maybe they're a bunch of raaaaaacists and didn't have the "hug a Chinaman to prove you're not a Trumpy raaaaacist" day, like they did in NYC?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 12:55 PM (k4dH2)

351 News used an Italian hospital to portray US hospital...


What gave it away?


Everybody talks while waving their arms around?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 12:55 PM (1g7ch)

352 So nice to be able to come here and soak up some sunny resistance to the mass hysteria and MFM sensationalizing.

Posted by: Caliban at March 30, 2020 12:55 PM (QE8X6)

353 The Chinese claim to have the Hellmouth surrounded and the demon horde contained.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (kBuGL)

Two words: Ancient. Aliens.

Posted by: Rid Lee Scotch at March 30, 2020 12:52 PM (hku12)
.........

Aha. Now we're getting somewhere.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2020 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

354 The media needs to end this Chinese flu panic soon so that Biden can get back on the trail and excite his base again.

--------------

His base found something that excites them far more than Biden.

The Chinese Virus. I mean they are fired up.

Posted by: SH at March 30, 2020 12:55 PM (sX1BW)

355 >>Time to get creative. Think outside the box. Change the paradigm.


One door closes, and an Overton window opens. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 12:55 PM (bDqIh)

356 I see the mayor of Houston has come up with a novel approach to help stop spread the Wuhan virus. He's asking criminals to "just chill" until the virus is gone. That way the cops won't have to catch them and risk infection and the criminals won't have to go to jail.

That's some next level thinking right there.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)

357
I'm now a big fan of Taiwan.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (TSwkj)

358 Florida now has a stay-at-home order through mid-May

Posted by: Vendette at March 30, 2020 12:52 PM



That's going to cramp my style.



Time to get creative. Think outside the box. Change the paradigm.

Posted by: Florida Man at March 30, 2020 12:54 PM (DMUuz)

Turns out it's just for Broward, Miami-Dade, Palm Beach, and Monroe counties.

Posted by: Vendette at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (nRNOc)

359 I did watch a video out of NYC where at one hospital eight refrigerated semi trailers were being loaded with bodies using a forklift.Does that count?

Posted by: obsidian at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (7+yqP)

360 Call 1-800 Cars 4 Kids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:43 PM

AAAAAAGGGH! I wouldn't donate a matchbox car to them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (TNy/K)

361 357
I'm now a big fan of Taiwan.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (TSwkj)

========

They did give us Ang Lee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (zZbCU)

362
I wonder if the Wuhan event had zero to do with this virus. What if it was some other ghastly catastrophe and the virus is just a coverup?



The Chinese claim to have the Hellmouth surrounded and the demon horde contained.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 30, 2020 12:50 PM (kBuGL)







Lindsey Lohan's snizz sure gets around, last time I heard it spent most of it's time in Dubai.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (EGyGV)

363 One of the morons posted this last thread: Mitzi Gaynor and Gene Kelly dance number.
https://youtu.be/SPs_tBlCe8E

Dayum can that woman move.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (Q8c/L)

364 Is Zod here? This is his specialty. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 12:53 PM


Zod's the creative force behind 1-800-Kars-4-Kids, right?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (DMUuz)

365 351 What gave it away? Probably the bottle of Paisano on the crash cart.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (C1Lsn)

366
They Came From Beyond Space is on.

WTF is beyond space?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (TSwkj)

367 Biden has a base. How do sub retarded while away their time.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM (E2o2V)

368 So most of the people I know don't get a Coronavirus check, only a bill. I kept hearing how only the rich wouldn't get a check.

Once again the so-called "middle class" gets the shaft.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM (VpIIl)

369
329 The numbers show that deaths were well within the normal range even before "social distancing" was encouraged. Would have been just a normal year mortality-rate-wise even if the media had never written a single article about some new variant of the coronavirus.
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2020 12:51 PM (N9G0H)


This is what I've been saying since this destructive debacle began.

The numbers do NOT support the reaction to this.

I still say this was a planned operation against Trump and this nation.

Posted by: Sooner at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM (Fs5vw)

370 Fishtank cleaner kills ear worms and 'rona.

Posted by: Some Guy in Arizona at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM (88+cf)

371 Ronna McDaniel @GOPChairwoman
WaPo/ABC found that just 24% of Biden supporters say they are highly enthusiastic about him, the lowest any Dem has scored in 20 years. (Hillary's lowest was 32%.)

By contrast, more than twice as many (53%) Trump supporters are highly enthusiastic to vote for @realDonaldTrump!

==

Yet, just last week came the Faux News poll saying Biden is simply decimating Trump by 9 pts! Nine points, I say!

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM (JoUsr)

372 CBSNews Uses Footage of an Overcrowded Italian Hospital as Fake News Video Supposedly of a NYC Hospital

Dan Rather nods.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM (YqDXo)

373 366
They Came From Beyond Space is on.

WTF is beyond space?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (TSwkj)


Turtles, mostly.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM (90T4r)

374 The MFM is hated worse than congress in this country. That's about as low as anything can go.
And they deserve it.

YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, ASSHOLES !

Posted by: Case at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM (mcuue)

375 One door closes, and an Overton window opens. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 12:55 PM (bDqIh)


Damn, now I want some Ovaltine.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM (hku12)

376 That's some next level thinking right there.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)


Who knew that all we needed was a single edict to "Not Be Evil" ?

Makes me wonder why My Betters didn't do it sooner. Oh well, I probably didn't deserve it anyway, or they would have given it to me already.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 12:58 PM (93CuU)

377 Just got back from town,

Tortillas and wine are in abundance- So are bread, eggs, meat, chicken, all frozen foods, deli meats and fresh produce.

No TP though

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 12:58 PM (a2+h/)

378 371 Yet, just last week came the Faux News poll saying Biden is simply decimating Trump by 9 pts! Nine points, I say!
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM (JoUsr)

==========

Not a fact: That was just California.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:58 PM (zZbCU)

379 For some reason, my scattered brain is reminding me of some global conference held in China. All the world leaders wore a uniform supplied by Xi, who was hosting, including our own CiC, Obama. It was maroon, with a standup collar (kinda like the old Nehru jackets). Couldn't believe that representatives of sovereign nations would wear some goofy 'uniform' decreed by China.

Shoulda been a warning.


Posted by: mustbequantum at March 30, 2020 12:59 PM (MIKMs)

380 Would have been just a normal year mortality-rate-wise even if the media had never written a single article about some new variant of the coronavirus.

--

I personally think they were trying to get the automated stock trading software to react and dip the market before the election, and then they ended up being wildly successful and saw an opportunity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at March 30, 2020 12:59 PM (Jegd5)

381 I still say this was a planned operation against Trump and this nation.

I think it was more spontaneous, then hyped up. Someone came up with the idea of "social distancing" as a theory of how to deal with an infection and could not wait to try it out, then the media went nuts. I don't think this was all planned out in advance, just a series of taking advantage of things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2020 12:59 PM (KZzsI)

382 Regulation of hospitals is done by states. Many of the hospitals in New York are owned and run by the city. If there's a mindblowing crisis in New York, as CBS is trying to imply, it is 100% the fault of the leadership of that state and that city.
Or is CBS too dense to realize that they just scored an own goal?
Posted by: orthodoc at March 30, 2020 12:53 PM (Absx4)
++++++++++++++++
I think they don't know. All they know is what they want and what they want is a national empire with dictatorial control from Washington. I suspect that they truly do not understand what Federalism is as an *idea*, never mind how it works in practice. They probably assume that everything is dictated from Washington because they're pig-ignorant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 12:59 PM (Q8c/L)

383 kallisto been there many times, often doing the trip might as well go to Homey Depot to.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 12:59 PM (ZCEU2)

384 Turns out it's just for Broward, Miami-Dade, Palm Beach, and Monroe counties.
Posted by: Vendette at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (nRNOc)


Rest of the state probably got sick of their bullshit.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 12:59 PM (93CuU)

385 52
Epic fail. The Columbia Broadcast System is not what it used to be."
No, they are what have always been. 47 years ago, Dan Ratter, Guns of Autumn used a film clip of a girl I knew looking sadly at a dog injured by a bear on a bear hunt. The dog was not shown when her face was. They showed her, then a clip of the dead bear. Her, then the bear.
Haven't changed one bit

Posted by: FlimFlammed at March 30, 2020 12:59 PM (ZTDnL)

386
377 Just got back from town,

Tortillas and wine are in abundance- So are bread, eggs, meat, chicken, all frozen foods, deli meats and fresh produce.

No TP though
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 12:58 PM (a2+h/)

" Man does not live by toilet paper alone". It's in the Book.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:59 PM (90T4r)

387 Neither Mario nor Luigi were harmed during the filming of this clip.

Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2020 12:59 PM (95j/9)

388 >>> I found jars of muffaletta spread at Costco the other day and bought one. It's great on salads. I am the only one who likes it so I don't have to share.
Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2020 12:44 PM


I'm a big fan of the sandwich. Jason's Deli makes it. My favorite version is Schlotzsky's which might not be an official version but it's close and pretty good if you have one around you. That place is kind of just a mid west thing sadly.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 30, 2020 12:59 PM (l6b3d)

389 373
366

They Came From Beyond Space is on.



WTF is beyond space?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (TSwkj)





Turtles, mostly.


sure, down. what about in the other directions?

it's often said that in space, there is no up and down. that's because people forget to check for the turtles; everyone knows it's turtles all the way down.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 30, 2020 12:59 PM (kf5Ci)

390 Chinese animal-murder "wet markets" back in business.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article- 8163761/Chinese-markets-selling-bats.html

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2020 12:59 PM (N30JC)

391 Florida now has a stay-at-home order through mid-May
Posted by: Vendette

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So when you wanna get naked and eat a guy's face, can you order in?

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 01:00 PM (lcxuD)

392 They Came From Beyond Space is on.

WTF is beyond space?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (TSwkj)
+++++++++++++
MOAR SPACE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 01:00 PM (Q8c/L)

393 They did give us Ang Lee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (zZbCU)


I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if Brokeback Mountain wasn't the reason all of this started.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 01:00 PM (hku12)

394 Yeah, what's up with the toilet paper shortage? The president really needs to get on that one. We even have exotic imported items back on the shelves. But no TP? Can we nationalize Scott Tissue and Marcal?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2020 01:00 PM (VpIIl)

395 Yet, just last week came the Faux News poll saying Biden is simply decimating Trump by 9 pts! Nine points, I say!

And we just learned the word "EFFASCINABLE". Coincidence?

Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2020 01:00 PM (QrTqV)

396 If this shelter in place crap extends through April, and people don't start mass disobedience of it - we're done as a free society. If we're not already.

Posted by: I Am No One


If the shelter in place extends thru April and there aren't mass deaths, people will just ignore it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 01:00 PM (cWLG9)

397 The numbers do NOT support the reaction to this.

>>I still say this was a planned operation against Trump and this nation.

Posted by: Sooner at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM (Fs5vw)


That seems more and more likely every day.

The decision to tank the economy was made before the first death was even reported.

Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 01:01 PM (ycdBu)

398 @klara_sjo

Day.. I've lost count.. without sports.

https://tinyurl.com/rj8yqjq

Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 01:01 PM (cF8AT)

399 Seriously this stuff even as bad as it is in Italy, isn't nearly deadly
enough to justify the extreme reaction that China had or the massive
burials being reported. They're responding more like Chernobyl than a
nasty cold. The footage we saw of people being welded into buildings
does not match what we're having happen elsewhere.
---

Alternate theory: They overreacted because 1) their medical system is inferior, 2) their governance is inferior 3) their culture is inferior.

Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2020 01:01 PM (kOpft)

400 I still say this was a planned operation against Trump and this nation.

---

I'm all-in on this theory.

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 01:01 PM (lcxuD)

401 How do sub retarded Nubs while away their time?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Neptunus Rex at March 30, 2020 01:01 PM (DMUuz)

402 >>Turns out it's just for Broward, Miami-Dade, Palm Beach, and Monroe counties.

Good thing viruses respect county lines in Florida.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)

403 Yeah, what's up with the toilet paper shortage?

Toilet paper sales are going to crater in a month unless lots of new construction starts.

Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2020 01:02 PM (QrTqV)

404 402 >>Turns out it's just for Broward, Miami-Dade, Palm Beach, and Monroe counties.

Good thing viruses respect county lines in Florida.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

So, you're saying we need a wall around Broward, Miami-Dade, Palm Beach, and Monroe counties?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 01:02 PM (zZbCU)

405 @klara_sjo

Day.. I've lost count.. without sports.

https://tinyurl.com/rj8yqjq
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 01:01 PM (cF8AT)


Seems to me that people are going to go one of two ways. They're either going to realize that sports was a time suck and they don't need them or come back in droves because they're lazy, have no skills to keep themselves busy and NEED it.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

406 377 Just got back from town,

Tortillas and wine are in abundance- So are bread, eggs, meat, chicken, all frozen foods, deli meats and fresh produce.

No TP though
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 12:58 PM (a2+h/)

" Man does not live by toilet paper alone". It's in the Book.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 12:59 PM (90T4r)
........

Time to install an Indonesian toilet in my back yard.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2020 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

407 366

They Came From Beyond Space is on.



WTF is beyond space?


if the spoiler-laden reviews of star trek:picard i've seen (haven't seen the show itself) are to be believed, tentacles.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 30, 2020 01:02 PM (kf5Ci)

408 Alternate theory: They overreacted because 1) their medical system is inferior, 2) their governance is inferior 3) their culture is inferior.
Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2020 01:01 PM


d) all of the above

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2020 01:02 PM (ejd/p)

409 Diane Sawyer? Yeah, I tapped it.

Posted by: Dan Rather at March 30, 2020 01:02 PM (sWM8x)

410 I'm considering of extending the shelter-in-place recommendation for my in-laws. Time frame will be indefinite, out of an abundance of caution. Thoughts ?

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:02 PM (93CuU)

411 I see the mayor of Houston has come up with a novel
approach to help stop spread the Wuhan virus. He's asking criminals to
"just chill" until the virus is gone. That way the cops won't have to
catch them and risk infection and the criminals won't have to go to
jail.



That's some next level thinking right there.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)


Did he say pretty please with a cherry on top?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2020 01:03 PM (q1Pj5)

412 Love the pronunciamentos: wear a mask when you go out. Sanitize your hands before and after leaving stores. Yeah, well, good luck with that.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 01:03 PM (90T4r)

413 This guy should be hung up like a pinata and beat to death with whiffle bat:

https://tinyurl.com/wotejeq


$1 a wack.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 01:03 PM (1g7ch)

414 >>So, you're saying we need a wall around Broward, Miami-Dade, Palm Beach, and Monroe counties?

I'm not saying that. I'm also not not saying that.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 01:03 PM (ZLI7S)

415 I see the mayor of Houston has come up with a novel approach to help stop spread the Wuhan virus. He's asking criminals to "just chill" until the virus is gone.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)


"Then you can go back to 'work'."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 01:03 PM (YqDXo)

416 I still say this was a planned operation against Trump and this nation.
Posted by: Sooner at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM (Fs5vw)
+++++++++++++++
I doubt it. It would have been too hard to pull off. I think this is a case of the Press doing what they *always* do and completely losing control.

They hate Trump. They love Trump's enemies and China (since China pays their bills). They have the volume knob on their hate-spewing machines superglued into the "11" position, as it has been for years.

This time, though, it worked and they promptly lost control. Contagion is scary as hell, in a way that "Muh Russia" or "Muh Ukraine" or "Muh Immigration" just aren't. They were at a fever-pitch anyway and glommed on to this just like they do everything.

Between that, and the YUGE Chinese response to this in January, they created a panic loop and then they promptly lost control of it. Now, I do think they're capitalizing on it bigly, but they didn't plan it. No one probably could have planned it. They just did what they always do.

They have been playing with matches for years, and they finally managed to set the place on fire.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 01:04 PM (Q8c/L)

417 YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, ASSHOLES !
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM (mcuue)

Well, the panic would say otherwise.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 30, 2020 01:04 PM (H8QX8)

418 Love the pronunciamentos: wear a mask when you go out. Sanitize your hands before and after leaving stores. Yeah, well, good luck with that.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 01:03 PM (90T4r)


YOU HATE YER GRAMMA AND WANT HER TO DIE!!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 01:04 PM (hku12)

419 Can't get real footage of a busy hospital??

Jack it!!

Posted by: dananjcon at March 30, 2020 01:04 PM (u6xw0)

420 308
Saint David French, High Pharisee of the NeverTrump Circle-Jerk, is even now penning a column called:



"The Conservative Case For The Black Death."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2020 12:49 PM (FypLm)

__________

To be published with Bill Kristol's companion piece "The Black Case for Conservative Death."

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 01:04 PM (L/GA3)

421 Seems to me that people are going to go one of two ways. They're either going to realize that sports was a time suck and they don't need them or come back in droves because they're lazy, have no skills to keep themselves busy and NEED it.
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 01:02 PM


I'm already hearing news stories that domestic violence is up 10% because of the stay at home orders. Sooper Bowl Month!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2020 01:04 PM (ejd/p)

422 My friend Deng Xaio Ping would never permit that level of chaos in a Chinese hospital!

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at March 30, 2020 01:04 PM (NVYyb)

423 fyi - a japanese study finds the virus is 19 times more likely to be transmitted in indoor spaces. Seems obvious actually.


So open your windows at work and home if possible. Get some fresh air like your mama told ya.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 01:04 PM (r+sAi)

424 Not going to check...but just what is ESPN doing these days? I cant imagine the radio shows, must be boring as hell

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 30, 2020 01:04 PM (/6GbT)

425 OMFG

@JoeBiden

I am issuing this challenge to the President: in the next 48 hours, direct the production and distribution of respirator masks, gloves, protective face shields and gowns to fill every supply request made by a governor to the federal government.

Lives are at stake.
10:43 PM Mar 29, 2020

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

426
Why was Tom Hanks allowed in the USA?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 01:05 PM (TSwkj)

427 I see the mayor of Houston has come up with a novel
approach to help stop spread the Wuhan virus. He's asking criminals to "just chill" until the virus is gone. That way the cops won't have to catch them and risk infection and the criminals won't have to go to jail.

That's some next level thinking right there.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)


Next up: signs saying "This is a crime-free zone."

OK then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 01:05 PM (YqDXo)

428 This is what I've been saying since this destructive debacle began.

The numbers do NOT support the reaction to this.

I still say this was a planned operation against Trump and this nation.

--

I've thought from the very beginning that the reaction (vs. to H1N1 stats) was really off-kilter. Something is not right. Either this is a global head fake, for some reason, or there is something underlying they aren't telling us.

I do know one thing with certainty. There is no line the globalists and most leftists in this country would not cross to remove Donald Trump from office. That includes the utter economic destruction we see taking place. They cheer it on. They want it because it hurts Trump and it hurts America. And it will be a bloody, dripping cudgel they beat him with until November.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 30, 2020 01:05 PM (JoUsr)

429
I still say this was a planned operation against Trump and this nation.
---
I'm all-in on this theory.

Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 01:01 PM


this is "never let a crisis go to waste" meeting an opportunity

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2020 01:05 PM (9C0cu)

430 Bill Kristol invited me over to "get to know" Susan. Huh? Is this a trap?

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at March 30, 2020 01:05 PM (NVYyb)

431 Dan Rather nods.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 12:57 PM (YqDXo)


...off.

Posted by: Caliban at March 30, 2020 01:05 PM (QE8X6)

432 I saw an MSM headline asking why does Iceland have such a low rate of infection? Hmmmm. An island 1000 miles from any other civilization has a low infection rate. Its a true fucking mystery how they pulled that off.
~~~~~

I wanna know why the Faroe Islands have so many.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 30, 2020 01:05 PM (sGotD)

433 426
Why was Tom Hanks allowed in the USA?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 01:05 PM (TSwkj)

Prolly that rich and famous progressive thingy.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 01:06 PM (90T4r)

434 Not going to check...but just what is ESPN doing these days? I cant imagine the radio shows, must be boring as hell
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 30, 2020 01:04 PM (/6GbT)


Last time I listened, Colin Cow Turd was going on and on about how this will extend through the summer and we should all listen to the experts. That was a couple weeks ago, hadn't turned it on since.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:06 PM (93CuU)

435 @JoeBiden

Did he write that in crayon? Did his mom write it for him?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2020 01:06 PM (VpIIl)

436 Johns Hopkins numbers as of yesterday 5 states in 100s, NY almost 1,000 everyone else below 100 with 22 in single digits.
The country isn't dying just NY from the virus, the rest is withering on the vine

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 01:06 PM (ZCEU2)

437 391
Florida now has a stay-at-home order through mid-May

Posted by: Vendette



---



So when you wanna get naked and eat a guy's face, can you order in?

Only if you are seeking the Democratic nomination for Governor.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at March 30, 2020 01:06 PM (Ggb9q)

438 I'm already hearing news stories that domestic violence is up 10% because of the stay at home orders.

--

Yep. I'm betting it's going to be even-stevens when we find out how many people were killed by Chinese Lung AIDS as compared to beaten to death or committed suicide as a response to the panic-mongering.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at March 30, 2020 01:06 PM (Jegd5)

439 358 Florida now has a stay-at-home order through mid-May

Posted by: Vendette at March 30, 2020 12:52 PM



That's going to cramp my style.



Time to get creative. Think outside the box. Change the paradigm.

Posted by: Florida Man at March 30, 2020 12:54 PM (DMUuz)

Turns out it's just for Broward, Miami-Dade, Palm Beach, and Monroe counties.
Posted by: Vendette at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (nRNOc)

My central florida county is under one that's set to expire April 9, but I wouldn't be surprised if it gets extended

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 01:06 PM (NWiLs)

440 Diane Sawyer? Yeah, I tapped it.
Posted by: Dan Rather at March 30, 2020 01:02 PM (sWM8x)


I'm betting she wore the strap-on, there Dan.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

441 Green Helmet Guy was ahead of his time.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2020 01:07 PM (wXn34)

442 424 Not going to check...but just what is ESPN doing these days? I cant imagine the radio shows, must be boring as hell
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 30, 2020 01:04 PM (/6GbT)


Here's how to check ESPN:

https://watchnewslive.tv/espn/

You're right. It's dire.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 01:07 PM (YqDXo)

443
News used an Italian hospital to portray US hospital...

What gave it away?

Everybody talks while waving their arms around?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 12:55 PM (1g7ch)






You missed the clip where two Italian surgeons were having a calm, measured conversation while holding scalpels.

Looked like an outtake from Captain Blood.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2020 01:07 PM (EGyGV)

444 Alternate theory: They overreacted because 1) their medical system is inferior, 2) their governance is inferior 3) their culture is inferior.
Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2020 01:01 PM (kOpft)
+++++++++++++
4) They didn't know what was going on, and reacted the way they are used to reacting - through violent crackdown.

I suspect it was primarily a knowledge problem. They remember SARS 1.0, what it did, how they allowed it to come into being, and the reaction to them in the world for suppressing it and allowing it to spread. When faced with SARS 2.0, they ran the same playbook (suppress knowledge and destroy those who went off-book) but then when it became apparent that word was getting out, they pivoted and did *everything* they could get away with to try to avoid a humiliating repeat of 2002-2003.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 01:07 PM (Q8c/L)

445 I saw an MSM headline asking why does Iceland have such a low rate of infection? Hmmmm. An island 1000 miles from any other civilization has a low infection rate. Its a true fucking mystery how they pulled that off.

--

Walls don't work. It's science, denire.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at March 30, 2020 01:07 PM (Jegd5)

446 I'm a big fan of the sandwich. Jason's Deli makes it.


Jason's Deli got its start in Beaumont, TX. I used to go there all the time growing up. I was shocked to find one in the first town we lived in here in Maryland.

Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2020 01:07 PM (MmFTx)

447 So the Army has set up a Field Hospital in downtown Seattle at Century Link field. (Go Seahawks!). Over 300 troops have arrived.
Just a couple years ago just two soldiers walked through Seattle along the campus of Central Seattle community college and they were laughed at, cursed, spit at and threatened.
Earn this Seattle. You earn this because you are not worthy.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 01:07 PM (axyOa)

448 Here is your cure for earworm:

https://tinyurl.com/sxx9dft

-
Don't tell my lung
My heezy wheezy lung

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 30, 2020 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)

449 The Houston house burglars are having a tough go of it. Everybody is saying home.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2020 01:08 PM (q1Pj5)

450 I think SOUTH florida has a stay at home. Not the whole state.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 30, 2020 01:08 PM (JRaU+)

451 I did watch a video out of NYC where at one hospital eight refrigerated semi trailers were being loaded with bodies using a forklift.Does that count?
Posted by: obsidian at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (7+yqP)


Suggest they try a front end loader and hopper cars.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 01:08 PM (1g7ch)

452 391
Florida now has a stay-at-home order through mid-May

Posted by: Vendette
........

They can still tan their anus in the back yard.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2020 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

453 439

My central florida county is under one that's set to expire April 9, but I wouldn't be surprised if it gets extended
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 01:06 PM (NWiLs)

Same here in Illinois, Insom. Guv'nor Jabba has some more signaling to do, I'd wager.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 01:08 PM (90T4r)

454 Soros is behind the toilet paper shortage.

Posted by: Case at March 30, 2020 01:08 PM (mcuue)

455 Guy Mohawk. We walked at one of favorite parks this morning. Since we were there two days ago the tennis courts and basketball courts have been closed. I'm guessing some scold called the park service and complained about the 20 or so kids playing basketball and the full tennis courts.
Ok, let's send all of those kids into the house where they can transmit germs more easily and spend their days in front of a tv or computer.
Idiots.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 30, 2020 01:08 PM (C4hN7)

456 Lol. Stolen from Twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/taajk33

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 01:09 PM (ptqGC)

457 ESPN isn't doing video game play by play?

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 01:09 PM (ZCEU2)

458 Hell, if you cant wipe, you dont need to tan your anus.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 30, 2020 01:09 PM (o2MD2)

459 @JoeBiden

I am issuing this challenge to the President: in the next 48 hours, direct the production and distribution of respirator masks, gloves, protective face shields and gowns to fill every supply request made by a governor to the federal government.

Lives are at stake.
10:43 PM Mar 29, 2020
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 01:04 PM (bDqIh)
+++++++++++++
Uhhh, he did invoke the DPA to get more respirators, is dragging the FDA kicking and screaming into approving N95 industrial masks for medical uses, and is distributing materials to states based on a mix of the request and the apparent need. It's called "rationing" and it sucks but we don't have unlimited quantities of things. Blanket guarantees to every governor to demand anything they want and that they will subsequently receive it is completely insane.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 01:09 PM (Q8c/L)

460 Either this is a global head fake, for some reason, or there is something underlying they aren't telling us.



Posted by: Lady in Black at March 30, 2020 01:05 PM (JoUsr)


I like the way you're thinking. So - let's game this out. If this virus really was going to infect millions of Americans, and kill 1-2% of them, would the Deep State tell us all to stay home ?

I say - Hell No They Wouldn't !!! They'd cover this up as best they could, encouraging or even forcing us peons to produce our asses off right up to the last minute, while them and there's went to various isolated areas to wait everything out.

They ain't doing that.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (93CuU)

461 Wife scored a 12 pack of tp at work!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (cWLG9)

462 The bullshit and fuckery continue apace. Not surprising.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (NWiLs)

463 I saw an MSM headline asking why does Iceland have such a low rate of infection? Hmmmm. An island 1000 miles from any other civilization has a low infection rate. Its a true fucking mystery how they pulled that off.

-
Maybe if fhey rebranded from Iceland to something luke Bikini Babe Orgy Island they'd get some more trade

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (+y/Ru)

464 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 12:53 PM (d7Ww2)

thanks nurse!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (G546f)

465 what on earth is wrong with playing TENNIS?!?!

you are far apart!

this is asinine

it's just punishing people at this point

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (j9HX3)

466 457 ESPN isn't doing video game play by play?
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 01:09 PM (ZCEU2)

=========

That wouldn't be a bad idea.

A shocking number of people like to watch other people play video games.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (zZbCU)

467 Soros is a big fat slob thats for sure but you mean he doesn't have enough tp?

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (ZCEU2)

468
this is "never let a crisis go to waste" meeting an opportunity
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2020 01:05 PM (9C0cu)


This has all the earmarks of Russia Russia Russia Ukraine.

Posted by: Sooner at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (Fs5vw)

469 Ha. Joe Biden thinks Trump is magic and can create things out of thin air.
If only there was somebody in a previous administration that could have replaced the supplies from H1N1.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (r+sAi)

470 Yep. I'm betting it's going to be even-stevens when we find out how many people were killed by Chinese Lung AIDS as compared to beaten to death or committed suicide as a response to the panic-mongering.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at March 30, 2020 01:06 PM (Jegd5)


Not to mention heart disease, high blood pressure, circulatory and digestive diseases resulting from people not moving, worrying too much, not getting enough sleep, or getting too much sleep.

Untold thousands.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 01:11 PM (hku12)

471 Anyone else realize that Biden's tweet is a call for literal socialism?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 01:11 PM (zZbCU)

472 I wanna know why the Faroe Islands have so many.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 30, 2020 01:05 PM (sGotD)


Statistics of small numbers. Population of the Faroe Islands: 52,000, per Wiki. If one person gets it, that makes the incidence per million at 20 cases/million.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 01:11 PM (Q7jm0)

473 On Saturday here, Stoners Pizza offered 1,000 free pizzas and a roll of toilet paper to the public. You got your choice of cheese or pepperoni pizza, and the roll of TP placed in the trunk of your car.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

474 Looking at the data ( scroll all the way to the bottom of the page for graphs ) the death rate appears to be about 1.5% of the people sick enough to know they need to be tested. This obviously does not include those who are asymptomatic, and don't even know they have the disease. Note in the graphs that the number of new cases appears to be peaking and that the number of daily deaths appears to have reached a peak 2 days ago.

https://tinyurl.com/sachnme

Posted by: An Observation at March 30, 2020 01:12 PM (dpJd7)

475 Gah. If I smoked weed, I'd totally be smoking weed right now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 01:12 PM (NWiLs)

476 465 what on earth is wrong with playing TENNIS?!?!

you are far apart!

this is asinine

it's just punishing people at this point
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (j9HX3)

Yep. The Socialist/ Communist Model in application: Shared Misery. They are conditioning us Proles for the future.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 01:12 PM (90T4r)

477 what on earth is wrong with playing TENNIS?!?!
you are far apart!
this is asinine
it's just punishing people at this point
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (j9HX3)
+++++++++++++++
Locker rooms, probably.

But the real reason is because government is a very blunt tool. If competitive sports are suspended, then there will be no exceptions, even for sports with no likelihood of spread between players.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 01:12 PM (Q8c/L)

478 Assuming Wuhan deaths were closer to 30k, NYC at 1k probably is due to some racist shit like better health care and not eating bats.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 30, 2020 01:12 PM (bDzJM)

479 Last day of work they were tearing out the bathrooms, quickly grabbed two 1/2 full soap dispensers for my truck and basement.
Always keep hand cleaner and towels in my truck.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (ZCEU2)

480 I say - Hell No They Wouldn't !!! They'd cover this up as best they could, encouraging or even forcing us peons to produce our asses off right up to the last minute, while them and there's went to various isolated areas to wait everything out.

They ain't doing that.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (93CuU)


Deep State would hold a "Hug a Chinaman" parade.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (1g7ch)

481 383 - Skip, as of yesterday there was nothing with the word CLOROX on the shelves at HD

Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (uVmqw)

482 466
457 ESPN isn't doing video game play by play?

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 01:09 PM (ZCEU2)



=========



That wouldn't be a bad idea.



A shocking number of people like to watch other people play video games.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (zZbCU)

Could simulate the baseball season....I GUARANTEE people would watch it

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (/6GbT)

483 Gah. If I smoked weed, I'd totally be smoking weed right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 01:12 PM (NWiLs)


You can still drink to excess !!! Come one, gimme' that Can Do spirit. We need AmeriCANs, not AmeriCAN'Ts.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (93CuU)

484 If the cartels were smart they'd start smuggling TP.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

485 I am issuing this challenge to the President: in the next 48 hours, direct the production and distribution of respirator masks, gloves, protective face shields and gowns to fill every supply request made by a governor to the federal government.

Lives are at stake.
10:43 PM Mar 29, 2020
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

So Biden is going to challenge Trump to do things he's already done?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (CqE5x)

486 https://mobile.twitter.com/SummerForPA/status/ 1244334633954816007

Listen, friends...

97% of Black women voted against Donald Trump.

53% of white women voted for Donald Trump.

It ain't me you have to worry about

(PA state rep)

Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (MRjKr)

487 When I saw Jack Nicholson attack Louise Fletcher, I got a little suspicious of the news footage.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (xPYsj)

488 Locker rooms, probably.


there aren't locker rooms at the tennis courts in public parks

they're just courts

closing them off makes NO SENSE

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (j9HX3)

489 Ha. Joe Biden thinks Trump is magic and can create things out of thin air.
If only there was somebody in a previous administration that could have replaced the supplies from H1N1.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (r+sAi)


No, Joe Biden doesn't "think" anything. They ran a poll over the weekend, and had his social media person put out something something that would have reflected what the numbers showed them.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (hku12)

490 YOU have not heard of Tennis Elbow you heartless beast,3rd cause of world wide deaths,just behind Bowlers balls.

Posted by: saf at March 30, 2020 01:14 PM (5IHGB)

491 Yep. I'm betting it's going to be even-stevens when we find out how many people were killed by Chinese Lung AIDS as compared to beaten to death or committed suicide as a response to the panic-mongering.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at March 30, 2020 01:06 PM (Jegd5)
++++++++++++
Knoxville, TN had more suicides last week than would be expected based on the trend. It had more "extra" suicides than TN's total COVID-19 deaths so far. I really hope that people are able to get the help they need to stop eating bullets, and that this does not turn into a trend with more staying power.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 01:14 PM (Q8c/L)

492 C'mon James Madison, Biden is just mobilizing the folks for the good of the fatherland...er that thingy we all believe in.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 30, 2020 01:14 PM (bDzJM)

493 Anyone else realize that Biden's tweet is a call for literal socialism?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


I want to see Biden make the physical announcement.

At this point, he's just a puppet and someone has their hand up his ass making his mouth move.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 01:14 PM (cWLG9)

494 488 Locker rooms, probably.


there aren't locker rooms at the tennis courts in public parks

they're just courts

closing them off makes NO SENSE
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (j9HX3)

Nope. You're WAY more than six feet apart at all times.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 01:14 PM (NWiLs)

495 482
Could simulate the baseball season....I GUARANTEE people would watch it
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (/6GbT)

===========

I haven't played a baseball video game since the SNES, but I have to imagine that modern games allow for up to 18 players at a time, each playing a specific position.

Get every player in the league to play themselves in MLB The Show 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 01:14 PM (zZbCU)

496 Soon we will be seeing home invasions at gunpoint where the only thing they take is the stash of asswipe.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 30, 2020 01:14 PM (o2MD2)

497 Weather Underground has Kung Flu counts for my county. WTF!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2020 01:15 PM (JFO2v)

498 >>Anyone else realize that Biden's tweet is a call for literal socialism?



Yes, yes I did.

"Seize the means of production, Comrade, then everyone will have access to the much-needed good!!""

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 01:15 PM (bDqIh)

499 498 >>Anyone else realize that Biden's tweet is a call for literal socialism?



Yes, yes I did.

"Seize the means of production, Comrade, then everyone will have access to the much-needed good!!""
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 01:15 PM (bDqIh)

=========

He's the moderate candidate, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 01:15 PM (zZbCU)

500
That wouldn't be a bad idea.



A shocking number of people like to watch other people play video games.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (zZbCU)


Nascar is doing iRacing where the drivers use their home PC's and setups to gather at a virtual track and race each other with standard commentary.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

501 lol as IF biden had ANYTHING to do with that tweet

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:15 PM (j9HX3)

502 I saw an MSM headline asking why does Iceland have such a low rate of infection? Hmmmm. An island 1000 miles from any other civilization has a low infection rate. Its a true fucking mystery how they pulled that off.

A vacation hotspot, especially during the winter tourist season. Come enjoy the North Atlantic gales with us!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 01:15 PM (Q7jm0)

503 WP has a new headline out essentially saying Trump now wants 100,000 people to die. Jeff's paper is trash. It's National Enquirer for leftists.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 30, 2020 01:15 PM (l6b3d)

504 494 488 Locker rooms, probably.


there aren't locker rooms at the tennis courts in public parks

they're just courts

closing them off makes NO SENSE
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (j9HX3)

Nope. You're WAY more than six feet apart at all times.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 01:14 PM (NWiLs)

Like I said above: Shared Misery, it's the Socialist Authoritarian Way. Breaking us in, breaking us down.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 01:15 PM (90T4r)

505 https://mobile.twitter.com/SummerForPA/status/ 1244334633954816007

Listen, friends...
97% of Black women voted against Donald Trump.
53% of white women voted for Donald Trump.
It ain't me you have to worry about
(PA state rep)
Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (MRjKr)
++++++++++++
@SummerForPA
A PA State Rep organizing, politicizing, and mobilizing around racial, econ, & enviro justice.
She/her


This, as they saying goes, speaks for itself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 01:15 PM (Q8c/L)

506 So Biden is going to challenge Trump to do things he's already done?


I think the progression is push-up challenge, fisticuffs outside, shooting through the door with a shotgun, and then, he pivots to a Tide Pod challenge.

Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2020 01:16 PM (MmFTx)

507 >>>...I like the way you're thinking. So - let's game this out. If this virus really was going to infect millions of Americans, and kill 1-2% of them, would the Deep State tell us all to stay home ?


To be fair, 1-2% sounds like a lot.

With what we know it hits the oldest hardest. Do nothing and it would be nothing more than a heat wave in France.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 01:16 PM (1g7ch)

508 >>Soon we will be seeing home invasions at gunpoint where the only thing they take is the stash of asswipe.


*hears Raising Arizona yodeling*

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 01:16 PM (bDqIh)

509 I say - Hell No They Wouldn't !!! They'd cover this up as best they could, encouraging or even forcing us peons to produce our asses off right up to the last minute, while them and there's went to various isolated areas to wait everything out.

They ain't doing that.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (93CuU)


First, the virus isn't that deadly. Second, they figured out it would be much easier tanking our economy.

The economy has been Trump's main accomplishment.

Posted by: Sooner at March 30, 2020 01:16 PM (Fs5vw)

510 If this virus really was going to infect millions of Americans, and kill 1-2% of them, would the Deep State tell us all to stay home ?

Suppose the Deep State was corrupted by the Chinese Communist Party. I imagine it would
1. downplay the threat at start
2. send out a meme that 'masks don't work', allowing the masks to be rationed to People Like Us
3. constantly cover for what the Chinese are doing
4. slow-walk anything that Trump and the loyalists in his Cabinet try to accomplish (RESIST!!!1)
5. get mainstream conservative media on board on #1
6. say re #5, oh it's just old farts and people in the big cities, not YOUR problem, fellow red-blooded real 'murrkins [this helps with dividing the country]

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 30, 2020 01:16 PM (ykYG2)

511 what on earth is wrong with playing TENNIS?!?!
you are far apart!
this is asinine
it's just punishing people at this point
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!
--------

Those explosive grunts project clouds of virus-laden aerosol.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2020 01:16 PM (CDGwz)

512 The only thing moderate about Biden is his retardation.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 30, 2020 01:16 PM (o2MD2)

513 I get that Burt, but the buck stops on him if he is running for prez. But you're right, he has dementia.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 01:16 PM (r+sAi)

514 When I saw Jack Nicholson attack Louise Fletcher, I got a little suspicious of the news footage.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (xPYsj)

For me, it was Richard Chamberlain and Vince Edwards--in B&W no less.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 30, 2020 01:16 PM (CqE5x)

515 Nascar is doing iRacing where the drivers use their
home PC's and setups to gather at a virtual track and race each other
with standard commentary.
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)


I do the iRacing thing. It's an awful amount of fun. And can be a huge time suck. But pretty damn good as far as scratching the itch of racing. Not like having a car - but you don't have to spend big money when you wreck, either.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:17 PM (93CuU)

516 closing them off makes NO SENSE
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (j9HX3)

One of the more bizarre closures here in my area is storage locker facilities. Why the hell WHY? Every time I go to one of them, I see maybe one or two other people, and often see nobody at all. So if you have something you need from your unit, you're SOL.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 30, 2020 01:17 PM (x8Wzq)

517 there aren't locker rooms at the tennis courts in public parks

they're just courts

closing them off makes NO SENSE
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (j9HX3)

Nope. You're WAY more than six feet apart at all times.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 01:14 PM (NWiLs)


And they're saying that healthy people have a greater chance of survival, so denying them their source of exercise is, well, bad.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

518 More than 100 staff and patients test positive in a Tennessee nursing home.

https://tinyurl.com/ttfmbnt

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 01:17 PM (ZLI7S)

519 what on earth is wrong with playing TENNIS?!?!
you are far apart!
this is asinine
it's just punishing people at this point
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!




somebody asking this has no net game.

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 01:17 PM (HALdu)

520 Could simulate the baseball season....I GUARANTEE people would watch it
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (/6GbT)

===========

I haven't played a baseball video game since the SNES, but I have to imagine that modern games allow for up to 18 players at a time, each playing a specific position.

Get every player in the league to play themselves in MLB The Show 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 01:14 PM (zZbCU)


Nice idea, but some Twitch thot is already cornering most of that market, playing Candy Crush in a low cut top, and doing yoga poses during her game breaks.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 01:17 PM (hku12)

521 It identifies itself as Italian.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 30, 2020 01:17 PM (QZCjk)

522 97% of Black women voted against Donald Trump.
53% of white women voted for Donald Trump.
It ain't me you have to worry about
(PA state rep)
Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (MRjKr)

Where da white wimmin at?

Voting for Trump?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 30, 2020 01:18 PM (CqE5x)

523 what on earth is wrong with playing TENNIS?!?!

Here in our burg in SoCal they've closed the BEACHES. You know how packed the beaches are in early spring. Why, there must be someone jogging on them every 200 yards or so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 01:18 PM (Q7jm0)

524 I do the iRacing thing. It's an awful amount of fun. And can be a huge time suck. But pretty damn good as far as scratching the itch of racing. Not like having a car - but you don't have to spend big money when you wreck, either.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:17 PM (93CuU)


I don't have a PC that will run the good games, but do have Grand Turismo on the PS4 with a stand, wheel and pedals.

It's how my bud and I get together and drink and drive.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

525 520
Nice idea, but some Twitch thot is already cornering most of that market, playing Candy Crush in a low cut top, and doing yoga poses during her game breaks.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 01:17 PM (hku12)

=========

Check and mate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 01:18 PM (zZbCU)

526 what on earth is wrong with playing TENNIS?!?!
you are far apart!
this is asinine
it's just punishing people at this point
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!




somebody asking this has no net game.
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 01:17 PM (HALdu)

This virus is a racket...

Posted by: JoeF. at March 30, 2020 01:18 PM (CqE5x)

527 touching balls.....that's probably why....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2020 01:19 PM (0O7c5)

528 No one wants Cam Newton. Let's just look at the racism angle...

Posted by: Regular joe at March 30, 2020 01:19 PM (6/uwW)

529 Soon we will be seeing home invasions at gunpoint where the only thing they take is the stash of asswipe.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


LOL. Bring it. Guys have been at home for three weeks loading magazines, counting and recounting guns, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 01:19 PM (cWLG9)

530 it's just punishing people at this point
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (j9HX3)

There you go. And it's not going to stop. They've found the perfect pretext.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 30, 2020 01:19 PM (H8QX8)

531 do you have to have a joystick or a "wheel" to do iRacing?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 01:20 PM (r+sAi)

532 First, the virus isn't that deadly. Second, they figured out it would be much easier tanking our economy. The economy has been Trump's main accomplishment.
Posted by: Sooner at March 30, 2020 01:16 PM (Fs5vw)


My point exactly. It's nowhere NEAR that infectious or deadly - because if it was, the Powers That Be would say "screw it, work 'em 'til they drop and get the Hell out of dodge". They didn't do that. They chose instead to play up the severity of this thing.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:20 PM (93CuU)

533 And there it is. PBS fatty Alcindor sez going after Trump at pressers is a "team sport."

https://tinyurl.com/s9z65j9

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

534 >>Here in our burg in SoCal they've closed the BEACHES. You know how packed the beaches are in early spring. Why, there must be someone jogging on them every 200 yards or so.


They've done that to some beaches here in MA - jersey barriers blocking the parking lots, etc.

WTF? It's easy to social distance on a wide open beach, and beaches are an excellent way to calm down when you've been going stir crazy at home.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 01:20 PM (bDqIh)

535 More than 100 staff and patients test positive in a Tennessee nursing home.

https://tinyurl.com/ttfmbnt

==

There is only one answer. Carousel.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 01:20 PM (zr5Kq)

536 THE_BlackOrchid_STATE, yeah, I feel bad for hubby - he loves playing tennis to destress

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 30, 2020 01:20 PM (G546f)

537 it's just punishing people at this point
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (j9HX3)

There you go. And it's not going to stop. They've found the perfect pretext.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 30, 2020 01:19 PM (H8QX

And wait until all the states fuck their own citizens up the ass with new taxes,tolls, fees, fines, whatever to make up the coming short fall.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 30, 2020 01:20 PM (CqE5x)

538 rickb223

I counted mine yesterday just because I never have. I have 33......so far.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 30, 2020 01:20 PM (o2MD2)

539 529 Soon we will be seeing home invasions at gunpoint where the only thing they take is the stash of asswipe.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Maybe a descent into violent ridiculousness is the proper end to America in 2020.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 30, 2020 01:20 PM (H8QX8)

540 >>touching balls....

Reaching out
touching balls
touching you ...

Sweet Wuhan flu

woo woo woo

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 01:21 PM (ZLI7S)

541 So Cuomo is fine with everyone in lockdown, but dead set against just NY, NJ and Connecticut in a shutdown while rest of go about our business.
Fkin Socalist, everything doesn't have to be equal.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 01:21 PM (ZCEU2)

542 https://mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/ 1244662190394748930

Do lockdowns really work?

Well, let's see.

We still have mass transit. We still have "essential stores" like Walmart packed to the gills.

I'm not sure preventing me from sitting down in a restaurant to eat is doing much.

(This fucking midwit MAGA grifter needs go away. Stop funding this guy who literally has been caught committing fraud with donations)

Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 01:21 PM (MRjKr)

543 532 First, the virus isn't that deadly. Second, they figured out it would be much easier tanking our economy. The economy has been Trump's main accomplishment.
Posted by: Sooner at March 30, 2020 01:16 PM (Fs5vw)

My point exactly. It's nowhere NEAR that infectious or deadly - because if it was, the Powers That Be would say "screw it, work 'em 'til they drop and get the Hell out of dodge". They didn't do that. They chose instead to play up the severity of this thing.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:20 PM (93CuU)

==========

Part of the argument against panic is that the virus is far MORE infectious that previously thought.

If it's much more infectious, then it's infecting a larger part of the population, but only a small sliver of people are actually showing symptoms, especially symptoms bad enough for hospitalization.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 01:21 PM (zZbCU)

544 Here in our burg in SoCal they've closed the BEACHES. You know how packed the beaches are in early spring. Why, there must be someone jogging on them every 200 yards or so.


you guys have to push back on that

salt air?!?! good for the lungs? I mean seriously?!?! they're withholding a CURE from you guys

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:21 PM (j9HX3)

545 I get that Burt, but the buck stops on him if he is running for prez. But you're right, he has dementia.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 01:16 PM (r+sAi)


All of this is fascinating. I am looking forward to the books written on the 2020 election.

Even in "normal" times, most candidates don't do a lot of thinking. They're handled by staff who are constantly crunching numbers.

On top of that, we now have this brain dead nincompoop, who is less capable of sentient thought than any candidate since Mel Carnahan died in a plane crash.

And this whole thing.. this virus time, I guarantee there are campaign handlers who have no freakin' clue how to manage a campaign in this setting. None of the prior strategies are applicable.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 01:21 PM (hku12)

546 Like I said above: Shared Misery, it's the Socialist Authoritarian Way. Breaking us in, breaking us down.

I'm of the opposite mind: there isn't enough shared misery. People always seem willing to make others sacrifice; hence closing bars, restaurants, various other businesses. It's for the greater good! If there was a near universal shut down and stop-work order and virtually everyone had to figure out how to pay their creditors with no income, this shot would be over a.s.a.p. Skin in the game is the key to limiting draconian measures. A majority is always willing to vote for someone else's ox to be gored.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 30, 2020 01:22 PM (H5knJ)

547 Hey! That's our shtick

Posted by: NBC Dateline at March 30, 2020 01:22 PM (BDQo0)

548 Our country is turning into Philadelphia!

Posted by: Case at March 30, 2020 01:22 PM (mcuue)

549 do you have to have a joystick or a "wheel" to do iRacing?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 01:20 PM (r+sAi)


Depending on the platform, you can use any controller, but the wheel makes it SOOOOO much better.

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

550 Yes, the chicomvirus was created to take out the US economy, and Spanish Flue was created to start WWI. It assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 01:23 PM (zr5Kq)

551 >>Here in our burg in SoCal they've closed the BEACHES. You know
how packed the beaches are in early spring. Why, there must be someone
jogging on them every 200 yards or so.


They've closed all the GA beaches, too. Also on Hilton Head, SC.


To be fair, during spring break a bunch of useless teenagers ripped out all the sea oats plantings that were part of the beach renourishment on Tybee Island, due to two hurricanes.


So now everyone is being punished because of some peoples' worthless spawn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 01:23 PM (ptqGC)

552 461
Wife scored a 12 pack of tp at work!

quick! post it on ebay!

Posted by: Anachronda at March 30, 2020 01:23 PM (kf5Ci)

553 548 Our country is turning into Philadelphia!


yeah I guess so

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:23 PM (j9HX3)

554 *FLU, nor flue
don't no one start.....

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 01:23 PM (zr5Kq)

555 Oh well, work break time is over.

Back on my head....

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 01:23 PM (hku12)

556 @SummerForPA
A PA State Rep organizing, politicizing, and mobilizing around racial, econ,& enviro justice, also rioting, looting flat screens from Best Buy,slinging drugs, doing drive-bys on other sets
She/her

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 01:23 PM (Q7jm0)

557
I did watch a video out of NYC where at one hospital eight refrigerated semi trailers were being loaded with bodies using a forklift.Does that count?
Posted by: obsidian at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (7+yqP)


Suggest they try a front end loader and hopper cars.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 01:08 PM (1g7ch)








Works for the Saudis when they get those Hajj stampedes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2020 01:23 PM (EGyGV)

558 >>And there it is. PBS fatty Alcindor sez going after Trump at pressers is a "team sport."

https://tinyurl.com/s9z65j9
- - -

Thanks. Think she's going to be on Pod Save America soon, too.

It's nice she's admitting this. We SEE you, Tamiche and others, and we will not forgive you.

It's not a sport, dumbass.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 01:24 PM (bDqIh)

559 do you have to have a joystick or a "wheel" to do iRacing?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 01:20 PM (r+sAi)


To really enjoy, you need at a minimum a force-feedback wheel, pedals, and a good sized monitor. The trick to make everything feel right is Field of View. You want to trick your brain into seeing things at "real size" by setting the game scale to match the monitor size and distance from your face - so everything looks "right".

Here's the good news - you can do that with a $250 set of new pedals on sale, just about any good sized monitor, and a desk. The demands on the PC are not that intense - this isn't a graphics driven game. I used to run it on a laptop before I built a rig.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:24 PM (93CuU)

560 More than 100 staff and patients test positive in a Tennessee nursing home.
Ooof. Something I recently learned about is viral overload. Basically, so much in an area that there is no way to avoid infection.
I hope the Guv of Tennessee issued an order to deliver HCQ there stat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 01:24 PM (r+sAi)

561 It's all gonna be different.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 01:24 PM (zr5Kq)

562 More than 100 staff and patients test positive in a Tennessee nursing home.

https://tinyurl.com/ttfmbnt
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 01:17 PM (ZLI7S)
++++++++++++++
Very sad. I hope as many of them as possible get better.

Out of curiosity, for anyone who might know, are nursing homes usually hot spots during seasonal flu outbreaks?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 01:24 PM (Q8c/L)

563 Back on my head....
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 01:23 PM (hku12)

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 30, 2020 01:24 PM (G546f)

564 Out of curiosity, for anyone who might know, are nursing homes usually hot spots during seasonal flu outbreaks?


I'm really suspicious of the nursing home outbreaks tbh

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:25 PM (j9HX3)

565 Yes, the chicomvirus was created to take out the US economy, and Spanish Flue was created to start WWI. It assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 01:23 PM (zr5Kq)


And it finished up by offing the Romanovs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 01:25 PM (Q7jm0)

566 ha!

Rachel Maddow show posted on March 20th, and heres that portion:

In terms of the happy talk weve had on this front from the federal government, there is no sign that the Navy hospital ships that the president made such a big deal of, the Comfort and the Mercy, theres no sign that theyll be anywhere on-site helping out anywhere in the country for weeks yet.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2020 01:25 PM (JFO2v)

567 Thanks I A N O.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 01:25 PM (r+sAi)

568 >>touching balls....



Reaching out

touching balls

touching you ...



Sweet Wuhan flu



woo woo woo

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 01:21 PM (ZLI7S)
----------------------------

I thought of that exact song when I read the post! Hive mind. It's real and it's fabulous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

569 There's an old movie on, The Big Gamble. Stephen Boyd risks life, limb, and his woman to get his beer truck through a dangerous road in the Ivory Coast. We gotta beer those guys!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 30, 2020 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)

570 there aren't locker rooms at the tennis courts in public parks

they're just courts

closing them off makes NO SENSE
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 01:13 PM (j9HX3)


They closed hiking trails because hiking by yourself in the woods will infect others...
I have heard the excuse that IF someone gets hurt and needs emergency services it will take them away from the Kung Flu Freakout. IOW, you cannot do something because you might have to caill 911.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 01:25 PM (1g7ch)

571 475 Gah. If I smoked weed, I'd totally be smoking weed right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 01:12 PM (NWiLs)

At this point, you may as well start. It's not even 1 and I need a drink, this Corona crap at work is killing me.

I'm basically doing three jobs since I'm not on the work at home team.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 30, 2020 01:25 PM (J+mig)

572 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm? The Knack has been signing My Corona in the back of my head all morning. Never gonna Stop, give it up. My Corona


Is Zod here? This is his specialty. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 12:53 PM (bDqIh)

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 30, 2020 01:25 PM (8D42x)

573 I did watch a video out of NYC where at one hospital eight refrigerated semi trailers were being loaded with bodies using a forklift.Does that count?
Posted by: obsidian at March




no

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 01:26 PM (HALdu)

574 I seem to recall that many old and dying seem to catch pneumonia at the end.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 01:26 PM (zr5Kq)

575 More than 100 staff and patients test positive in a Tennessee nursing home.

-------------

Don't worry, relatives aren't allowed into nursing homes anymore. You can trust the staff is doing everything within their power to make sure your elderly relatives are being taken care of. Such as cleaning their room in the same manner a child might for their elder mother, washing your dad's favorite coffee cup, making sure they have plenty of kleenex.

Posted by: SH at March 30, 2020 01:26 PM (sX1BW)

576 rickb223

I counted mine yesterday just because I never have. I have 33......so far.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


22. Come on stimulus check!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 01:27 PM (cWLG9)

577 Strategies like lockdowns and quarantines that are 1000's of years old to mitigate the spread of pathogens might not work.

t Bill Mitchell

Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 01:27 PM (MRjKr)

578 Houston Metro bus driver tested positive for Wuhan flu. City is now asking all those who rode his route to come get tested.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2020 01:27 PM (q1Pj5)

579 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm?

1-877-Kars-4-Kids, 1-877-Kars-4-Kids...

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 30, 2020 01:27 PM (8B6Ng)

580 If it's much more infectious, then it's infecting a larger part of the
population, but only a small sliver of people are actually showing
symptoms, especially symptoms bad enough for hospitalization.


I see your logic - but part of the fun for some people is the constant update of number of cases. The explainers really get off on showing you the progression of infection cases as well as deaths.

I looked at this initial numbers off the cruise ships were everyone got tested and said "screw it, don't care".

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:27 PM (93CuU)

581 And it finished up by offing the Romanovs.



Very contagious.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 01:27 PM (zr5Kq)

582 Feel sorry for that guy dying every 17 minutes, he needs to lose his watch.


Hey I keep on Dicking!

Posted by: saf at March 30, 2020 01:27 PM (5IHGB)

583 "I need a drink, this Corona crap at work is killing me."

Maybe try Dos Equis?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at March 30, 2020 01:27 PM (eAZVt)

584 The virus, it goes in your lungs. Your lungs go to work making more virus. Your lungs get sick.
Japanese data points to massively higher infection rates when indoors. The virus is concentrated in restricted air spaces.
First proof. Church choir with no symptomatic persons gather to sing in Washington State in EARLY MARCH. Now all are infected after deeply inhaling and exhaling while in close proximity.
Assignment: Do a similar analysis of populations trapped in a carbon fibre tube for an hour all breathing the same air. (100 points)
Bonus: Come up with a method to prevent cross contamination in the following scenario. You are on a light rail train in a car populated by 35 people. Everyone is breathing. Killing everyone is not viable. (25 points)

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 30, 2020 01:27 PM (e1mEI)

585 Dead bodies are difficult to pick up until the rigor Kicks in.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 30, 2020 01:27 PM (QZCjk)

586 D'oh

Posted by: Chris M at March 30, 2020 01:28 PM (eAZVt)

587 And there it is. PBS fatty Alcindor sez going after Trump at pressers is a "team sport."

https://tinyurl.com/s9z65j9
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 01:20 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++++++
Speaking of Jeremy Diamond, she described the team dynamic as journalists vs. Trump: "I have to say thank you to Jeremy of CNN for giving me the opportunity to ask my second question. We know now that covering President Trump sometimes is like a team sport. We have to have each other's back in the press corps and Jeremy had my back today."

No, you're supposed to report the news - not be a cartel that plays for one side against the others. Fuck off, shut up, fuck off again, quit your taxpayer-funded job, continue fucking off and then fuck off for the remainder of your life.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 01:28 PM (Q8c/L)

588 It's not a sport, dumbass.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 01:24 PM (bDqIh)

it's like an old western movie
we're in a runaway buggy
good guy is trying to control the horses
bad guys are covering his eyes and trying to kill him

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 30, 2020 01:28 PM (G546f)

589 Don't worry, relatives aren't allowed into nursing homes anymore. You can trust the staff is doing everything within their power to make sure your elderly relatives are being taken care of. Such as cleaning their room in the same manner a child might for their elder mother, washing your dad's favorite coffee cup, making sure they have plenty of kleenex.

Posted by: SH at March




that is nice but what about the guy that brings the wuhan into the room next to yours?

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 01:28 PM (HALdu)

590 We learned yesterday that the 51 y.o. son of friends of ours in TX died from the Wuhan flu, after being in a medically induced coma since late February.


His wife is in serious condition in the same Ft. Lauderdale hospital, with pneumonia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 01:28 PM (ptqGC)

591 Yes, the chicomvirus was created to take out the US economy, and Spanish Flue was created to start WWI. It assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 01:23 PM


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Wuhan Flu with a large fake Serbian mustache at March 30, 2020 01:28 PM (ejd/p)

592 Thanks I A N O.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 01:25 PM (r+sAi)


No prob - drug dealers always give the first hit free.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:28 PM (93CuU)

593 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm? The Knack has been signing My Corona in the back of my head all morning. Never gonna Stop, give it up. My Corona


Everybody, sing it loud!

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world!

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world!

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 01:29 PM (cWLG9)

594 359 I did watch a video out of NYC where at one hospital eight refrigerated semi trailers were being loaded with bodies using a forklift.Does that count?
Posted by: obsidian at March 30, 2020 12:56 PM (7+yqP)

Looked like liberal propaganda.

t. Bill Mitchell

Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 01:29 PM (MRjKr)

595 550 Yes, the chicomvirus was created to take out the US economy, and Spanish Flue was created to start WWI. It assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

LOL.

At a certain point, one is tempted to stop arguing with the Not My Problem crowd, and just mock them.

I could explain that my turnaround on this issue happened when I realised - hey, even if it's not "all that deadly", it'll still clog the hospitals and ensure that nobody with appendicitis etc. gets treated on time. But meh, idiots. They'll learn when they learn.

At death's door.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 30, 2020 01:29 PM (ykYG2)

596 Can we not use tweets as a news source? The whole platform is corrupted.

Posted by: Valiant at March 30, 2020 01:29 PM (3MiF8)

597 To be fair, 1-2% sounds like a lot.

With what we know it hits the oldest hardest. Do nothing and it would be nothing more than a heat wave in France.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 01:16 PM (1g7ch)


143k cases right now.

2500 deaths.

You can work that math out yourself, spare me the whole we don't know the denominator or whatever.

That is the data we have.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 01:29 PM (ZfRYq)

598 I hope the Guv of Tennessee issued an order to deliver HCQ there stat.

Well, he's a 'Pub, so maybe the Soros/DNC edict to issue only fish-tank cleaner to nursing homes hasn't affected him.

Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2020 01:29 PM (8erNz)

599 It not hard to believe that this thing "escaped" some CHicom bio research facility and started spreading. Rats, mice, bats. Who knows.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 01:29 PM (zr5Kq)

600
in brighter news, my daughter's Moo Goo Gui Pan-demic test came back negative

woot!

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2020 01:29 PM (9C0cu)

601 I see your logic - but part of the fun for some people is the constant update of number of cases. The explainers really get off on showing you the progression of infection cases as well as deaths.


Posted by: I Am No One at March




nobody knows what that is.

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 01:29 PM (HALdu)

602 585 Dead bodies are difficult to pick up until the rigor Kicks in.



Yep. Try loading a freshly killed buck onto the cargo rack of an ATV. It's a bitch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 30, 2020 01:30 PM (o2MD2)

603 The virus, it goes in your lungs. Your lungs go to work making more virus. Your lungs get sick.
Japanese data points to massively higher infection rates when indoors. The virus is concentrated in restricted air spaces.
First proof. Church choir with no symptomatic persons gather to sing in Washington State in EARLY MARCH. Now all are infected after deeply inhaling and exhaling while in close proximity.
Assignment: Do a similar analysis of populations trapped in a carbon fibre tube for an hour all breathing the same air. (100 points)
Bonus: Come up with a method to prevent cross contamination in the following scenario. You are on a light rail train in a car populated by 35 people. Everyone is breathing. Killing everyone is not viable. (25 points)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 30, 2020 01:27 PM (e1mEI)

And this is why mass transit is for the birds. Actually, birds are smart enough not to use it...

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 30, 2020 01:30 PM (J+mig)

604 Old and busted: opening safe and wondering if buying 2,600 rds .22 was a bit much.
New and hot: opening safe and giggling like a little girl.

Posted by: not me, too busy getting the banned back together at March 30, 2020 01:30 PM (j/kr3)

605
Out of curiosity, for anyone who might know, are nursing homes usually hot spots during seasonal flu outbreaks?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 01:24 PM (Q8c/L)

Yes. Every winter large numbers go into lockdown. To prevent flu deaths. It works, mostly.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 30, 2020 01:30 PM (e1mEI)

606 143k cases right now.

2500 deaths.

You can work that math out yourself, spare me the whole we don't know the denominator or whatever.

That is the data we have.
Posted by: blaster at March




the 143 is garbage

Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 01:30 PM (HALdu)

607 >It not hard to believe that this thing "escaped"
some CHicom bio research facility and started spreading. Rats, mice,
bats. Who knows.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 01:29 PM (zr5Kq)


Yay! Food Thread!

Posted by: Sino Guy's Dildo at March 30, 2020 01:31 PM (sjdRT)

608 >>touching balls....

Reaching out

touching balls

touching you ...

Sweet Wuhan flu

woo woo woo

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 01:21 PM


Sweet Chloroquine....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2020 01:31 PM (ejd/p)

609 in brighter news, my daughter's Moo Goo Gui Pan-demic test came back negative



woot!



Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2020 01:29 PM (9C0cu)


Yay! Our son is out of quarantine, since his girlfriend's boss tested negative.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 01:31 PM (ptqGC)

610

Yes, the chicomvirus was created to take out the US economy, and Spanish Flu was created to start WWI. It assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 01:23 PM

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Wuhan Flu with a large fake Serbian mustache at March 30, 2020 01:28 PM (ejd/p)

I can see you !!

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 01:31 PM (zr5Kq)

611 597 143k cases right now.

2500 deaths.

You can work that math out yourself, spare me the whole we don't know the denominator or whatever.

That is the data we have.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 01:29 PM (ZfRYq)

=========

The problem is that the data isn't random. There's a major bias because almost all of it from the US is people who are self-reporting and showing up at a hospital with symptoms.

It wouldn't be the hardest thing in the world to create a random sample. You'd need something like 1,000 tests and a way to generate a random set of people to test from. And then you track their progress for a month or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 01:31 PM (zZbCU)

612 I seem to recall that many old and dying seem to catch pneumonia at the end.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 01:26 PM (zr5Kq)

If it weren't for pneumonia, people would live to 120, 125.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 30, 2020 01:31 PM (CqE5x)

613 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at March 30, 2020 01:32 PM (9vQJW)

614 AltonJackson, that's a relief!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 30, 2020 01:32 PM (G546f)

615 >>Sweet Chloroquine....

heh

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 01:32 PM (ZLI7S)

616 nood polls

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 01:32 PM (d7Ww2)

617 ^^ old and sick seem to get Pneumonia at the End,
STOP TWERKING GrandMa.


they don't call it the old folks blessing for nothing better than Buffalo Head Jumping.

Posted by: saf at March 30, 2020 01:32 PM (5IHGB)

618 Out of curiosity, for anyone who might know, are nursing homes usually hot spots during seasonal flu outbreaks?

They are not because the residents all get flu shots and live in (for the most part) hygienic situations with very few outside visitors.

A lot of nursing homes require DNR/AND (Do not resuscitate/Allow natural death) for residency so it matters not how they expire.

Posted by: batterup at March 30, 2020 01:32 PM (K4I9O)

619 nood polls
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 01:32 PM (d7Ww2)
+++++++++++
Strip joints are closed. Fake news?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 30, 2020 01:33 PM (Q8c/L)

620 NEW: Twitter has taken down @IngrahamAngle's tweet touting Hydroxychloroquine as a cure for the coronavirus.

A TWITTER SPOX confirmed to @Mediaite: the tweets "fall under our misleading information policy under Heightened-risk health claims," adding the tweet has been "taken down."

(Here's the tweet they took down)

https://tinyurl.com/t2xatrt

Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 01:33 PM (cF8AT)

621 595 550 Yes, the chicomvirus was created to take out the US economy, and Spanish Flue was created to start WWI. It assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

LOL.

At a certain point, one is tempted to stop arguing with the Not My Problem crowd, and just mock them.

I could explain that my turnaround on this issue happened when I realised - hey, even if it's not "all that deadly", it'll still clog the hospitals and ensure that nobody with appendicitis etc. gets treated on time. But meh, idiots. They'll learn when they learn.

At death's door.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 30, 2020 01:29 PM (ykYG2)

Spotted the libtards.

t. Bill Mitchell

Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 01:33 PM (MRjKr)

622 >>touching balls....
Reaching out
touching balls
touching you ...
Sweet Wuhan flu
woo woo woo

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 01:21 PM (ZLI7S)
----------------------------
I thought of that exact song when I read the post! Hive mind. It's real and it's fabulous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 01:25 PM (ptqGC)


I keep humming:

dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
My Corona!
dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
My Corona!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 01:33 PM (Q7jm0)

623 It appears to be spread via medical personnel, based on the retirement homes and hospitals getting hit hardest.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 30, 2020 01:33 PM (Hcsoi)

624 Sweet Chloroquine....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2020 01:31 PM (ejd/p)

Cough cough cough

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 30, 2020 01:33 PM (hUcKC)

625 143k cases right now. 2500 deaths.

2500 / 143,000 = I'd eat a vial of it now if, two weeks after my body kills it, everyone would leave me the Hell alone while I go to the bar.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:33 PM (93CuU)

626 NOOD Trump Approval

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 30, 2020 01:33 PM (8B6Ng)

627
Cuomo evidently has come up with a new therapy for the Kung Flu.

He's gonna bore it to death in press conferences.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2020 01:33 PM (EGyGV)

628 Needs to be trumpeted from PDT in the next presser, by calling on the CBS reporter by name and affiliation, before any questions are permitted.

He or she needs to be told to go back to the highest level of CBS news and see that the "error" is corrected, and corrected with onscreen reportage, eight times daily for the next three days, to drive home the point and ensure everyone knows.

And that CBS will not be permitted back in these pressers until the correction reportage begins. And that YOU, Mister or Ms reporter, may ask your question now.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 30, 2020 01:34 PM (+fPHo)

629 My stupid state lists the number of hospitalizations, but refuses to list the number of recovered.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 01:34 PM (r+sAi)

630 590 We learned yesterday that the 51 y.o. son of friends of ours in TX died from the Wuhan flu, after being in a medically induced coma since late February.


His wife is in serious condition in the same Ft. Lauderdale hospital, with pneumonia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 01:28 PM (ptqGC)



Sorry about your friend.

There's something about this virus that is more dangerous than the common virus.
Maybe that it travels so easy or what ever but it's different and our president is concerned about it.

If he's concerned I'm concerned 'cause he's not a scaredy cat.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 01:34 PM (o59NR)

631 569 Now where did else I hear that story theme... let me think

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 01:34 PM (ZCEU2)

632 >>I could explain that my turnaround on this issue happened when I realised - hey, even if it's not "all that deadly", it'll still clog the hospitals and ensure that nobody with appendicitis etc. gets treated on time. But meh, idiots. They'll learn when they learn.

For the life of me I don't know why this is so hard to understand.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 01:35 PM (ZLI7S)

633 Out of curiosity, for anyone who might know, are nursing homes usually hot spots during seasonal flu outbreaks? >>>>

Most if not all have the flu vaccine as well as the pneumonia vaccines. So unless it's a strain not covered by the vaccine , resolute are rare.

By the way I'm glad to hear positive news about a vaccine or at least the focus on getting it manufactured once it's ready.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 30, 2020 01:35 PM (2DOZq)

634
And there it is. PBS fatty Alcindor sez going after Trump at pressers is a "team sport."





Luau Cindor

Posted by: Zombie Cecil B. Demille at March 30, 2020 01:36 PM (PtOP4)

635 The Comfort docked at Hell's Kitchen about an hour and a half ago.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 01:36 PM (o59NR)

636 Not to mention heart disease, high blood pressure, circulatory and digestive diseases resulting from people not moving, worrying too much, not getting enough sleep, or getting too much sleep.

--

Interesting observation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at March 30, 2020 01:36 PM (Jegd5)

637 634
And there it is. PBS fatty Alcindor sez going after Trump at pressers is a "team sport."


Well, she is an entertainer.
They were laughing at her yesterday.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 01:37 PM (o59NR)

638 For the life of me I don't know why this is so hard to understand.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 01:35 PM (ZLI7S)


Because many of us believe that possibility is blown out of proportion, just like every other crisis for the last thirty years.

And I don't know why that is so hard to understand.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:37 PM (93CuU)

639 >>And I don't know why that is so hard to understand.


Because it's happening right in front of our eyes.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 01:38 PM (ZLI7S)

640
Sweet Chloroquine....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2020 01:31 PM (ejd/p)


BAH BAH BAAAH!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

641 Wow i thoiuugh i was dangerous.....i might kill everybody in a room but that's it. ( im colorblind, M13 and 5th Columnist look the same to me)

Media willing fucking willing to suck Chinese bat dick to jack up the body count.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 30, 2020 01:39 PM (edP/n)

642 636 Not to mention heart disease, high blood pressure, circulatory and digestive diseases resulting from people not moving, worrying too much, not getting enough sleep, or getting too much sleep.

--

Interesting observation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at March 30, 2020 01:36 PM (Jegd5)


It all sounds like not enough sex.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 01:39 PM (o59NR)

643 Because it's happening right in front of our eyes.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 01:38 PM (ZLI7S)


Ain't shit happening in my neck of the woods. And I don't trust the powers that be to give the real numbers.

There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 30, 2020 01:44 PM (93CuU)

644 245 Hey Horde. How do you get rid of an ear worm? The Knack has been signing My Corona in the back of my head all morning. Never gonna Stop, give it up. My Corona

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 30, 2020 12:42 PM

Doesn't the early bird get the worm?

I thought everybody's heard about the bird?

The bird, bird, bird. The bird is the word.

Posted by: The Trashmen at March 30, 2020 01:44 PM (Do5/p)

645 How long before the super-mosquitoes arrive and we are all forced to remain indoors 24/7?

Posted by: justasheep at March 30, 2020 01:45 PM (sROKe)

646 Wonder how the Hookers business is ??

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 01:46 PM (N/HAH)

647 I think Hooters ought to have a home delivery service & call it Knockers

Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 01:46 PM (N/HAH)

648 My brother - who was in China several years ago, told me an interesting story about the "Modern City" he was in. The buildings were all brand new and impressive on the route to the venue where he was refereeing. One day he missed the bus returning to his hotel and caught a ride with a local Chinese official who had a car. They took a different route to the hotel, and my brother could see that all of the "modern buildings" were false fronts with scaffolding holding them up. It was literally a "Potemkin village". He wisely didn't say anything about it while he was in China.
He also noted that during the current crisis that 21,000,000 cell phones have gone dark in China.

Posted by: An Observation at March 30, 2020 02:01 PM (dpJd7)

649 The fake hospital story gets worse....NBC ran the hospital full speed into a Chevrolet truck rigged to explode with incendiary devices, to show how GM trucks are unsafe.

No word if the Texas Air National Guard typewriter was found inside the hospital. Dan Rather hardest hit.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at March 30, 2020 02:15 PM (cZQ2c)

650 so stupid they didn't realize you could read the emergency exit sign in italian?

Posted by: Delilah at March 30, 2020 02:30 PM (rIO4+)

651 And yet, and yet, and yet. . .

Trump still won't pull these seditionist bastards' press passes or throw them out of the White House.

I'm still on the Trump Train, but "Enemies of the People" has, for me, become what "Lock Her Up" was - boob bait for the bubbas.

Anyway, think I'll go back to 1917 and write. Goddamned depression is going to do me in before this fucking Kung flu.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2020 12:18 PM (2JVJo

You throw them out, they get sympathy, and the courts will just make you admit them.

You show them acting like children, and lecture them on the screwups and lies like he does, and we show them as they are and he wins.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2020 03:35 PM (eoQWY)

652 ESPN isn't doing video game play by play?
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 01:09 PM (ZCEU2)

=========

That wouldn't be a bad idea.

A shocking number of people like to watch other people play video games.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 30, 2020 01:10 PM (zZbCU)

It is at least as interesting as having on a sitcom, and you don't have to play attention every second. And they tend to be long, so you aren't changing the channels, and when I did some of that, no commercials either.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2020 03:37 PM (eoQWY)

653 My brother - who was in China several years ago, told me an interesting story about the "Modern City" he was in. The buildings were all brand new and impressive on the route to the venue where he was refereeing. One day he missed the bus returning to his hotel and caught a ride with a local Chinese official who had a car. They took a different route to the hotel, and my brother could see that all of the "modern buildings" were false fronts with scaffolding holding them up. It was literally a "Potemkin village". He wisely didn't say anything about it while he was in China.
He also noted that during the current crisis that 21,000,000 cell phones have gone dark in China.

Posted by: An Observation at March 30, 2020 02:01 PM (dpJd7)

Potemkin Village? Report yourself for anti-Russian racism.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2020 03:38 PM (eoQWY)

654 CBS Needs a good poke in their eye

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 30, 2020 04:23 PM (FLiOE)

655 Now that really is fake news. This is on the level of NBC blowing up pickup truck gas tanks.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at March 30, 2020 04:32 PM (hrHLc)

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