Andrea Mitchell: The Most Frightening Thing About This Pandemic Is Trump's "Skyrocketing" Approval Ratings

Yes, we understood that this was the only thing that mattered to you.

During her 12:00 p.m. ET hour show on Wednesday, MSNBC anchor Andrea Mitchell revealed her greatest fear amid the coronavirus pandemic -- Donald Trump's approval ratings going up. She fretted over likely Democratic nominee Joe Biden "having difficulty" getting his message out during the crisis and support for the President "skyrocketing."

Turning to former Obama administration official Jim Messina, Mitchell anxiously noted: "There is politics involved. We’ve heard very little from, for instance, the more likely, most likely nominee of the Democratic Party, Joe Biden. He's having difficulty getting -- projecting through this crisis as the campaign goes totally on hold."

As if that wasn’t bad enough, the MSNBC host referenced positive poll numbers for Trump:

"We're also seeing some polls indicating the President’s approval ratings among Democrats and independents skyrocketing to their highest levels yet. Some 60% approval ratings for the way he’s handling this crisis as he continues to hold these briefings. The briefings are working for the President."

In frustration, she added: "No matter what he says, people seem to be seeing him as a leader, at least more people do."

In the Real Clear Politics aggregate, Trump's approval rating is now the highest of his presidency, pushing past his numbers of the first few days in office, before the media really went to work.

Charles "Tres Mujeres" Sykes says, "No mas! No mas!"

tresmujereschuck

Funny, I didn't hear old Three-Wives saying that we should interview all the people who lost their health insurance due to Obama more than Obama himself.

They actually liked Obama a lot. They really liked Clinton.

They have always been Neoliberals. Not even Neocons. Neoliberals. They have always supported liberal policies -- they just wanted big business to get special deals from the government.

And Open Borders, of course.

When the Democrats made a hard play to make corporations a new Democrat client group under Clinton -- when the Democrats began competing and winning in the race to deliver more largesse to megacorporations -- they ceased having any preference for conservatism over neoliberalism at all.

Since then, it's all been Controlled Opposition/Failure Theater bullshit.

Mollie Hemingway has more thoughts on the alleged "press'" latest weapon, simply censoring the president.

What the media instead are realizing is that they have lost control over the filtering that they are used to providing. They seek to spin the news rather than simply show it and report it. And they justify their bias as being part of a higher calling in the journalism profession as opposed to a glaring failure.

The media that was able to push impeachment while the coronavirus spread throughout the world, that claimed concerns about it were racist, and that attempts to control its spread were xenophobic, now wants even more control over the message. Their plan to keep Americans in the dark about what the country’s top political and medical officials say unless it is filtered through a group of people who botched the 2016 campaign, the Russia collusion narrative, and the Kavanaugh confirmation hearing is a demonstration of something very dangerous.

They don't want to report the news. They want to control it. That is damaging and destructive to their own already hurting reputations but, more importantly, to public health itself.



Bonus! Watch this clip.

Posted by: Ace at 07:36 PM




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1 be nice when the Boulder County / Denver weekly rags go bust, too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 07:37 PM (ykYG2)

2 st

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)

3 th

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)

4 ANdrea Mitchel is still on TeeVee ?

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Enemy. Of. The. People.

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Andrea Mitchell: The Most Frightening Thing About This Pandemic Is Trump's "Skyrocketing" Approval Ratings

Yeah, that's a big problem.

Some lucky people are avoiding it by dying. Sure, take the easy way out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (YqDXo)

8 ANdrea Mitchel is still on TeeVee ?
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)


And looks more and more like a Muppet every day.

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (Zz0t1)

9 >>>4 ANdrea Mitchel is still on TeeVee ?


I think it's some ghastly animatronic puppet used to convert straight boys to gay.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)

10 So is Charlie and the Bulwark crew going to start doing ER interviews?

Why can't they personally speak with these heroes?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)

11

The last I checked, the president speaks for less than 2 hours a day. That leaves 22 hours for Fake News to pursue other "news," which they do.

What cocksucker Sykes is doing here is a pathetic attempt to justify Fake News spending 24 hours a day to broadcast bullshit and lies instead of 22 hours a day.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:39 PM (fhCLs)

12 Of all his accomplishments, breaking the media might be Trump's most important.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

13 2 st
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)

3 th
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)


LOL.

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)

14 BTW, I love the irony of people who run a "webzine" built on the ruins of a magazine they destroyed offering business advice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:39 PM (cfSRQ)

15 ANdrea Mitchel is still on TeeVee ?

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)

**********

We do our workouts together.

Posted by: RBG... I'm still alive at March 26, 2020 07:39 PM (flINI)

16 I love nurses and such, but I didn't vote for them for president.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2020 07:39 PM (r+sAi)

17 And somehow she managed to seduce Alan Greenspan.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:39 PM (zr5Kq)

18 I'm here!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (QzF6i)

19 Top 20!

Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (YGgrT)

20
F Murray Abraham in a wig...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (fhCLs)

21 Andrea Mitchell is RBG's training partner.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (YqDXo)

22 The media's owners wants to run the country through their political arm, the Democrats. And they find their direct media power waning, and their political arm is in pretty bad shape with the likes of Biden, Pelosi, Schumer, and Sanders their leaders.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (in24S)

23 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (arJlL)

24 I think it's some ghastly animatronic puppet used to convert straight boys to gay.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)

---
*Nods in agreement*

Posted by: Corey Booker at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)

25 LOL.
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)


Seriously ??

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (zr5Kq)

26 Her payback for her evil, is the occasional BJ she has to give her ancient husband.

You're all welcome for that visual.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

27 The scariest thing is that Alan Greenspan has a t-shirt that says "Place Legs Here"

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 26, 2020 07:41 PM (DY3v8)

28 Everything these fucksticks do backfires. This "crisis" is no different. They always end up with Trump's jizz on their face with this shocked, dismayed look on their mugs, like an 18-year-old in her first adult film.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2020 07:41 PM (H5knJ)

29
Seriously ??
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (zr5Kq)


Yes. It made me laugh.

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)

30
They have always supported liberal policies -- they just wanted big business to get special deals from the government.







I kind of prefer the earlier terms to describe that arrangement: fascist and Nazi

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 07:41 PM (EGyGV)

31 I'm sure Charlie Sykes' business advice is second only to his tips for a long-lasting marriage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:41 PM (cfSRQ)

32 She's like a pock-marked, less intelligent, fewer famous people f*cked, Barbara Walters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:42 PM (ptqGC)

33 28: what you said.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 26, 2020 07:42 PM (f7Img)

34 Andrew Breitbart knew who enemy #1 was.

Fuck you. War.

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 07:42 PM (/GUxN)

35 There was a Fox anchorette that was removed or something. Or am I misremembering ? Is she back ?

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)

36 I can only hope that people do NOT forget the many masks that have been dropped during this interlude.

The naxt act has the potential to be very "entertaining!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:42 PM (BiNEL)

37 she ought to be self quarantining. Greenspan's old as shit.

Posted by: x at March 26, 2020 07:42 PM (nFwvY)

38 I'm here!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Hiya !

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2020 07:42 PM (arJlL)

39 @35 ... Trish Regan.

Soon to be replaced by Chris Matthews.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 26, 2020 07:42 PM (DY3v8)

40 Where's Nurse when we need her. Shes on the front lines. Actually in Seattle shes on the front front line.

What say you nudities?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 07:43 PM (7ZMbn)

41

Incidentally, the Fake News does talk to "nurses" on the "front lines" every day and air the soundbites over and over, all day.

Funny thing, they all say the same exact 3 things things:
1) The federal govt isn't doing enough!
2) Sick patients are stacked in the hallways!
3) Nurses are wearing rags for masks!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:43 PM (fhCLs)

42 Andrea Mitchell is NBC's "Chief Foreign Affairs Correspondent". Yet all she talks about is domestic politics. Network "news" is such a farce.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 26, 2020 07:43 PM (d9Cw3)

43 Words no sentient woman wants to hear:

"Come 'ere honey. Get Daddy's Hebrew National off."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

44 10 So is Charlie and the Bulwark crew going to start doing ER interviews?

Why can't they personally speak with these heroes?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)

And get off twitter...and their asses?!

Pfffft.

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 07:43 PM (cF8AT)

45 BTW, anyone asked Pastor David French about whether Joe Biden has "credible allegations?"

I mean two people have come forward, so I think that's a corroboration in his book.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:43 PM (cfSRQ)

46 Thats was suppose to be NURSE.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 07:43 PM (7ZMbn)

47 Time was that of you were on the media and you were the news. You were doing it wrong. Nope. Not anymore, it's all about them and what they think in their very small minds between their abortions, ex wives and pedophilia.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 26, 2020 07:43 PM (m/eiQ)

48 Joe's having trouble getting his message out because he can't find the door.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (ZQR/T)

49 ANdrea Mitchel is still on TeeVee ?

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)

********

Oy the things I could tell you

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (flINI)

50 The greatest fear is that Alan Greenspan has been appointed an FBI agent...Federal Breast Inspector.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (DY3v8)

51 As Tim Pool said, they can censor Trump. It just means more ratings for Fox News.

Although, the 5 people who currently watch CNN won't really make a dent. (Paraphrased /stolen from Twitter.)

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (9hauA)

52 >>>12 Of all his accomplishments, breaking the media might be Trump's most important.
Posted by: JackStraw

probably. Edging out forcing the Neoliberal pretenders to drop their masks.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (PbpT7)

53 Andrea Mitchell: The Most Frightening Thing About This Pandemic Is Trump's "Skyrocketing" Approval Ratings
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Actually, the most frightening thing about this pandemic is Andrea Mitchell's face. Yeesh.

Posted by: Blutarski at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (VNfwt)

54 Pretty soon he won't be able to find his zipper.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (ZQR/T)

55
Joe's having trouble getting his message out because he can't find the door.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (ZQR/T)







What's a door?

Posted by: Joey Plugs at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (EGyGV)

56 They don't want to report the news. They want to control it.



That's exactly it. They aren't reporters. They are propagandists. Nothing matters but pushing the agenda

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (iiQCS)

57 >>>45 BTW, anyone asked Pastor David French about whether Joe Biden has "credible allegations?"

I mean two people have come forward, so I think that's a corroboration in his book.

no -- someone should!

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (PbpT7)

58 Jim Messina is one creepy looking dude.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (aKsyK)

59 You're all welcome for that visual.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (ptqGC)


Jane, you just ruined my entire evening!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (BiNEL)

60 If your dick is in Andrea your a fukn a bitch!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (JFO2v)

61 Although, the 5 people who currently watch CNN won't really make a dent. (Paraphrased /stolen from Twitter.)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (9hauA)


Now that you mention it, CNN must be taking it in the shorts since they're paying airports to excrete their channel, but nobody's flying.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (YqDXo)

62 Andrea Mitchell was old when I was young.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (ZQR/T)

63 Dried up bitch looks like she hasn't gotten layed since the basketball gangbang in 8th grade.

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (K22Va)

64 >>>14 BTW, I love the irony of people who run a "webzine" built on the ruins of a magazine they destroyed offering business advice.

yup!

In fairness, it was never a "business." It was a vanity imprint for corporate interests.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

65 it's never occurred to them that they might be wrong

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (0O7c5)

66
Jim Messina is one creepy looking dude.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (aKsyK)






His career totally went to shit once he broke with Kenny Loggins.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (EGyGV)

67 48
Joe's having trouble getting his message out because he can't find the door.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (ZQR/T)

Joe's still trying to use lantern slides for his presentation.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (in24S)

68 Jane where are you? Geographically. Not like emotionally or mentally.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (7ZMbn)

69 Fox is crap. She said nothing that justify her removal.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)

70 So, what is this Andrea person implying, that JB is being forcibly restrained from being interviewed? "He's having difficulty getting -- projecting through this crisis as the campaign goes totally on hold."

Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (YGgrT)

71 58 Jim Messina is one creepy looking dude.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (aKsyK)


I would NOT want to be the guy who has to look into his crawlspace.

Nosir.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (YqDXo)

72 Nurses are on the front line, along with Doctors.

They are a bit busy. I know we had media embedded with troops in Iraq, but they weren't on the front lines and they were shoving microphones in faces as bullets were flying around everywhere.

Charlie, you're a dick.

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)

73 msm hasn't delivered news for a long time, they are just propaganda for the dem party.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (r+sAi)

74 I dunno. On the few Fox shoes left that I watch, they've interviewed doctors and others who are on the front lines. They seem to largely agree with what Trump has done. As do most of the people who have recovered.

This is a loser for the media, neoliberals and Democrats.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (m/eiQ)

75 The WuFlu panic has hit Home Depot in Apache Junction. Front entrance is barricaded with a line of shopping carts. They are only letting 100 customers in the store at any one time.

Went to Lowes instead. Sanity still reigns there, for the nonce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (miJU3)

76 >>58
Jim Messina is one creepy looking dude. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (aKsyK)


Yep. His Obama-era accomplice, David Plouffe, is creepy as well. Gives off that wan look of either a daywalker vampire or a guy who gave a pint too much at the blood drive.

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (yvnmY)

77 when Clarity Media began making demands on the Weekly Standard to actually PRODUCE and earn their keep, boy oh boy, did all of these Welfare Queens (except for some, like Mark Hemingway) resist and undermine and subvert...

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (PbpT7)

78 So is it true that Three Ring Sykes likes eating creampies from both the front- and back-holes? Or is that a vicious rumor?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (k5vbQ)

79 "I think it's some ghastly animatronic puppet used to convert straight boys to gay.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7) "




Why this place is the best place ever.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (cqteU)

80 59
You're all welcome for that visual.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (ptqGC)



Jane, you just ruined my entire evening!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (BiNEL)

-------

Oh, I got "less better" at #43.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:47 PM (ptqGC)

81 So, what is this Andrea person implying, that JB is being forcibly restrained from being interviewed? "He's having difficulty getting -- projecting through this crisis as the campaign goes totally on hold."
Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (YGgrT)


Hell, he's having difficulty stringing together subject, verb, and object.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:47 PM (YqDXo)

82 Andrea you helped that out
And sold a lot of firearms to go along

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 07:47 PM (ZCEU2)

83 As the media's ridiculousness and nefariousness (?) become more and more evident to regular people who now have time to watch TV and hear PDT in his own words, the media responds with even more ridiculousness and nefariousness.

It's the only way they know how.

This is why they don't understand why threats of censoring the actual president of the country sound insane to anyone not brain damaged by TDS.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 07:47 PM (9hauA)

84 no -- someone should!

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (PbpT7)


Please, that's not who WE are!

Posted by: Commissar Karl Rover at March 26, 2020 07:47 PM (BiNEL)

85 28 Everything these fucksticks do backfires. This "crisis" is no different. They always end up with Trump's jizz on their face with this shocked, dismayed look on their mugs, like an 18-year-old in her first adult film.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2020 07:41 PM (H5knJ)

film please

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2020 07:47 PM (JFO2v)

86  Andrea Mitchell was old when I was young.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (ZQR/T

********

She was quite fetching before electricity

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (flINI)

87 60 If your dick is in Andrea your a fukn a bitch!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (JFO2v)


I could respond to that but I don't want to impung the world's oldest profession.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (ZQR/T)

88 Looks like the PRC could get a younger and prettier Beijing Rose than Andrea.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (M98pX)

89 >>> I love nurses and such, but I didn't vote for them for president.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Chuck doesn't think people who are out of work would prefer to hear from elected officials? You know, the people that actually have the power to set policy that might be beneficial to them? Wow.

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (jPtGI)

90 >>Jim Messina is one creepy looking dude.

What was that stupid campaign they ran where they wrote stuff on their hands and posed for pictures.

He totally looked like a pedo.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (ZLI7S)

91 Oh no! I hope Dr. Birx's parents have caller ID.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (datdl)

92 Yep. His Obama-era accomplice, David Plouffe, is creepy as well. Gives off that wan look of either a daywalker vampire or a guy who gave a pint too much at the blood drive.
Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (yvnmY)


Whenever I see "Plouffe" I pronounce it in a falsetto voice. It just seems ... right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (YqDXo)

93 Just checked what she said something about liberal media trying to destroy president. pretty accurate.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (zr5Kq)

94 >>59
You're all welcome for that visual.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

The audio that goes with it is no prize either, sister.

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (yvnmY)

95
Funny thing, though, about all these nurses the Fake News finds every day to put on TV to say orange man bad: They're so overwhelmed, so tired, so busy...and yet, here they are, on my TV.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (fhCLs)

96 Definitely China. We're very upset with them right now.

Posted by: Messrs. Gates and Soros at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (jOEDM)

97 Turning to former Obama administration official Jim Messina, Mitchell
anxiously noted: "There is politics involved. We've heard very little
from, for instance, the more likely, most likely nominee of the
Democratic Party, Joe Biden. He's having difficulty getting --
projecting through this crisis as the campaign goes totally on hold."
Go, interview him, no one is stopping you. He'll be glad to tell you how he would have stopped this on Day One.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lamamoors at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (4a9Vv)

98 Andrea Mitchell was old when I was young.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (ZQR/T)


Isn't she married to Dracula that was king of the fed for a while?

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)

99 Hey everybody, again.

The good news about this is: how many people ACTUALLY CARE what Andrea Mitchell thinks about anything?????

(My hunch, only other idiots in the media.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

100 Angrya Bitchell

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (KxVoZ)

101
Jane where are you? Geographically. Not like emotionally or mentally.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (7ZMbn)


Savannah, GA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

102 What is a few thousand deaths and the destruction of our economy?

Donald Trump is still President!!!

Posted by: rd at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (+0uDE)

103 63 Dried up bitch looks like she hasn't gotten layed since the basketball gangbang in 8th grade.
Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (K22Va)

crap and we just had practice

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (JFO2v)

104 re: Dr. Birx clip

Joe Lockhart, he of Clinton White House and CNN fame, went all mean girl on Dr. Birx last hour, and tweeted:

"Dr Birk has drunk the Kool Aid"

He managed to misspell her name three more times in later tweets.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (+oVP5)

105 "She fretted over likely Democratic nominee Joe Biden 'having difficulty' getting his message out during the crisis"

I know, right? That tard bungles a two word sentence.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 26, 2020 07:49 PM (k5vbQ)

106 Oh, I got "less better" at #43.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:47 PM (ptqGC)


I was trying to catch up with the thread...


Now I regret that decision!

Posted by: Commissar Karl Rover at March 26, 2020 07:49 PM (BiNEL)

107 Andrea Mitchell: Making Barbara Walters look wise and grounded since 1987.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)

108 F Murray Abraham in a wig...
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (fhCLs)

OMG. I just Googled him. You are so right!

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 07:49 PM (9hauA)

109 Andrea Mitchell was an extra on the Flintstones.

Posted by: klaftern at March 26, 2020 07:49 PM (RuIsu)

110
The WuFlu panic has hit Home Depot in Apache Junction. Front entrance is barricaded with a line of shopping carts. They are only letting 100 customers in the store at any one time.

Went to Lowes instead. Sanity still reigns there, for the nonce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (miJU3)





Same thing in Central CA. Had to go get some hardware yesterday. Security guard, barricade etc.

I got what I needed at Wally World.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 07:49 PM (EGyGV)

111

Right now, at this moment, the kid working at my local supermarket is more important to me than a nurse.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:49 PM (fhCLs)

112 28 Everything these fucksticks do backfires. This "crisis" is no different. They always end up with Trump's jizz on their face with this shocked, dismayed look on their mugs, like an 1880-year-old in her first adult film.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2020 07:41 PM (H5knJ)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:49 PM (YqDXo)

113 Savannah, GA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

Nice. Never been there.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 07:50 PM (7ZMbn)

114 Trump has actually led during this entire situation. He's made decisions and appointed people to get things done. Whether this whole thing is prudent or a fiasco, Trump looks and acts like a leader. The soy boys and girls don't understand that.

Compare to Bush who let the press dictate Katrina. Trump would have been getting things done and hammering NOLA about their incompetence.

Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2020 07:50 PM (J70i0)

115 I spent most of today in my yard raking and pulling weeds. Just could nto take another minute of my incredibly pessimistic friends and family.Personally, I am beginning to see a glimmer at the end of the tunnel. I do think this will start to end by the end of April and the NoVa MoMe will be a celebration of our freedom from house arrest.
And maybe I can finally put my house on the market.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 26, 2020 07:50 PM (QzF6i)

116 She's morphing into Dr Zira

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 07:50 PM (/GUxN)

117 He managed to misspell her name three more times in later tweets.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (+oVP5)


Good to know that there are enough TOP.MEN around to fill the needs of both the feral government and the media's!

Posted by: Commissar Karl Rover at March 26, 2020 07:50 PM (BiNEL)

118 Honestly, if Trump gets the country through a pandemic (that the media hyped as the apocalypse) and restores the economy before leaving office, he's going on Mt. Rushmore.

There can be no more fitting tombstone for America's Self-Anointed Aristocracy.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 26, 2020 07:50 PM (datdl)

119 >> 77 when Clarity Media began making demands on the Weekly Standard to actually PRODUCE and earn their keep, boy oh boy, did all of these Welfare Queens (except for some, like Mark Hemingway) resist and undermine and subvert...
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (PbpT7)

And when it folded, all the displaced Weekly Standard writers who had cheered on the loss of blue collar America jobs suddenly howled in indignation "IT'S NOT FAIRRR) when they lost their own unearned paychecks.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 26, 2020 07:51 PM (d9Cw3)

120 Dried up bitch looks like she hasn't gotten layed since the basketball gangbang in 8th grade. 
Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (K22Va) 

*******

What can't get up can't get out

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at March 26, 2020 07:51 PM (flINI)

121 Sign I saw across from our large liquor store tonight:


"We're all Kung Flu Fighting

Come in and buy a gun"

God bless America.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:51 PM (ptqGC)

122 Andrea Mitchell, Hillary, Kathy Griffin:

The demon with three faces.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)

123 37 she ought to be self quarantining. Greenspan's old as shit.
Posted by: x at March 26, 2020 07:42 PM (nFwvY)

----

So is she.

Posted by: rd at March 26, 2020 07:51 PM (+0uDE)

124 Plouffe is old French for sippeur de penis.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 26, 2020 07:51 PM (k5vbQ)

125
Hey, everyone, it's the elusive Buck Throbmorton!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:51 PM (fhCLs)

126 @alx

The U.S. @SpaceForceDoD has successfully launched their First Rocket into Orbit.

https://tinyurl.com/qrkgzc7


rickl has a premo seat for it!

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 07:51 PM (cF8AT)

127 104 re: Dr. Birx clip

Joe Lockhart, he of Clinton White House and CNN fame, went all mean girl on Dr. Birx last hour, and tweeted:

"Dr Birk has drunk the Kool Aid"

He managed to misspell her name three more times in later tweets.

...

thanks. of course.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

128 Savannah, GA.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

Used to have a lady do computer consulting work for me from there. Nice lady with the Southern belle down pat. Always fun to mention the Civil War with her.

Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2020 07:51 PM (J70i0)

129 45 BTW, anyone asked Pastor David French about whether Joe Biden has "credible allegations?"

I mean two people have come forward, so I think that's a corroboration in his book.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I would like to hear from all those concerned "Christian" personalities who were all aflutter with Trump's nomination, and how could Christians and conservatives vote for such a disgusting creature.

What are they saying about Biden? (I'm looking at you Lucado and Moore.)

Posted by: Moki at March 26, 2020 07:52 PM (mFoNl)

130 60 If your dick is in Andrea your a fukn a bitch!
Posted by: rhennigantx

--------------------------
And you lost a bet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 26, 2020 07:52 PM (dxKvt)

131 No one gives a tinker's damn what Biden has to say about anything. He has no message, no charisma, no ideas, nothing. Never has.

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 07:52 PM (yvnmY)

132
Andrea Mitchell, Hillary, Kathy Griffin:

The demon with three faces.

Posted by: qdpsteve


Chimera?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:52 PM (fhCLs)

133 Actually, I wonder how many of the reporter-ettes dream about Trump?

Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2020 07:52 PM (J70i0)

134 >>>And when it folded, all the displaced Weekly Standard writers who had cheered on the loss of blue collar America jobs suddenly howled in indignation "IT'S NOT FAIRRR) when they lost their own unearned paychecks.

I have a little update on the story of the last days of the Weekly Standard. I think I'll print it tomorrow.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)

135 Oh, jeez. I just got an alert on the iphone that the Oklahoma governor is hosting a prayer service on a local TV station. I flipped over and, yup, it's going on. I did not expect that today.

Posted by: Blutarski at March 26, 2020 07:52 PM (VNfwt)

136 no -- someone should!

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (PbpT7)
---
Someone also ought to bird-dog Jonah Goldberg, asking again and again to list any "character virtues" of Joe Biden.

He was a real yappy dog about that for MONTHS, and Roger Kimball beat his ass to a pulp.

So how 'bout it, Jonah? What are Joe's great virtues? Lover of fine hair? Refined olfactory sensibility?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:52 PM (cfSRQ)

137 Nice. Never been there.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 07:50 PM (7ZMbn)


Come down, bring Heidi, and D'oh and I will give you a great tour. Even by boat! JJ, CBD and bluebell have my email.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

138 by the way, if no one mentioned this, remember that really creepy pic of Messina (around Oct 2013, I guess) grinning while showing the "get obamacare" message he'd written on his knuckles?

Posted by: mallfly of the Lamamoors at March 26, 2020 07:52 PM (4a9Vv)

139 At some point, you have to enough is enough and take some remedial action.

Remember Randolph Hearst and yellow journalism?

It's like we never learn from history. WASTF.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 26, 2020 07:52 PM (Xesvh)

140 Yep. His Obama-era accomplice, David Plouffe, is creepy as well. Gives off that wan look of either a daywalker vampire or a guy who gave a pint too much at the blood drive.
Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 07:46 PM (yvnmY)

Odds on both of them having frequent flyer points from Air Epstein?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 07:53 PM (miJU3)

141 Were was all the outrage when it emerged that people would indeed not save $2500 on health insurance.

My non-profanity laced direction to Andrea Mitchell : LOL get stuffed.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 07:53 PM (9hauA)

142 Sooth, possible.

Also once again, I just wanted to say, thanks for sticking up for me a few nights back in the ONT. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 07:53 PM (L2ZTs)

143 No offense intended but I know too many nurses to trust them to give the best possible advice for the entire country.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 26, 2020 07:53 PM (hvTDg)

144 Joe's having trouble getting his message out because he can't find the door.

Ooh, I have a message? Where's the phone...

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 07:53 PM (oTMWb)

145 @realDonaldTrump

The world is at war with a hidden enemy. WE WILL WIN!

Video: https://tinyurl.com/u6lmz7m

(WHO chief praises Trump. THIS WILL NOT STAND!)

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 07:53 PM (cF8AT)

146

Sure thing, steve.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:53 PM (fhCLs)

147 Better than average odds.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 26, 2020 07:53 PM (f7Img)

148 Used to have a lady do computer consulting work for me from there. Nice lady with the Southern belle down pat. Always fun to mention the Civil War War Between the States with her.

Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2020 07:51 PM (J70i0)


Accuracy dude!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:54 PM (BiNEL)

149 Andrea Mitchell was an extra on the Flintstones.
Posted by: klaftern

Andrea Gravelface?

Posted by: Blutarski at March 26, 2020 07:54 PM (VNfwt)

150 Im so glad I offed my rabid libtard relatives before this started. Well I did tweak my cousin with memes, and Photos of crazies at costco calling them retards, but he texted me first. Even then I restrained myself. Im sure he's delivering meals and virtue signaling his fucking ass off.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 07:54 PM (7ZMbn)

151 >> 125 Hey, everyone, it's the elusive Buck Throbmorton!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:51 PM (fhCLs)

Busy workdays make it hard to comment much except on weekends. I never miss any posts though. I love this site and all the morons. Evens those who go Buck hunting.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 26, 2020 07:54 PM (d9Cw3)

152 Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (+oVP5)

Good to see you.


I think Birx can hold her own and Trump has take off the leash. They should be careful in on air interviews.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:54 PM (ZQR/T)

153 Dr. Birx is killing their narrative. With competence.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:54 PM (zr5Kq)

154 The MSM much prefer their 'truth' to Dr. Birx facts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2020 07:54 PM (CDGwz)

155
Please, that's not who WE are!

Posted by: Commissar Karl Rover at March 26, 2020 07:47 PM (BiNEL)







Feel free to shove that whiteboard up your bunghole, assmunch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 07:54 PM (EGyGV)

156 https://www.thediplomad.com/
Chicom virus and the Left's glee: Carter energy redux?

Always a good short read

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 07:54 PM (ZCEU2)

157

Andrea Mitchell one of the many practically sobbing on air during and after the 2016 election. I want to see a repeat this year except the go full Jonestown

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2020 07:54 PM (iiQCS)

158 >>Right now, at this moment, the kid working at my local supermarket is more important to me than a nurse. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:49 PM (fhCLs)

Right now, at this moment, the rough-looking illegal that I have hired to stand near the street and harass and scare effete liberal dog-walkers for not wearing masks--in guttural Mexi-Spanish, within view of my window--is more important to me than a nurse.

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (yvnmY)

159 Anything that makes Andrea Mitchell cry is a beautiful thing.

Posted by: Mark in Sandy UT at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (DTI8p)

160 Joe Lockhart, he of Clinton White House and CNN fame, went all mean girl on Dr. Birx last hour, and tweeted:

"Dr Birk has drunk the Kool Aid"

He managed to misspell her name three more times in later tweets.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 07:48 PM (+oVP5)


Is he the fat fuck that Roger Goodell hired to boost the enneffell's image right before the boycotts began in earnest?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (y7DUB)

161 Everything these fucksticks do backfires.

Fuckstick Backfires would be a cool band name.

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (arJlL)

162
Busy workdays make it hard to comment much except on weekends. I never miss any posts though. I love this site and all the morons. Evens those who go Buck hunting.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton



You're a fine moron.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (fhCLs)

163 Jane we would LOVE to meet you and the same goes for if you get to AZ!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (7ZMbn)

164 Andrea Mitchell looks like her skeleton is trying to escape through her face.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (datdl)

165 Dont have much use for Mitch in the abstract, but listening to his interview on Fox, hes clearly the wise old whitey in the room.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (6/uwW)

166
I'm a doctor too!

Posted by: Doctor Jill Biden at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (CDGwz)

167
And if the left goes full Jonestown they should use fish tank cleaner instead of Flavor Aid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (iiQCS)

168 >>Odds on both of them having frequent flyer points from Air Epstein? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 07:53 PM (miJU3)

Sky-waitresses.

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (yvnmY)

169 Anything that makes Andrea Mitchell cry is a beautiful thing.
Posted by: Mark in Sandy UT at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (DTI8p)


That pic of her glowing as a part of the media corps on AF1 when Owebama was president, or was it just a plane when Hillary was running.

That's all I needed to know about that cuunt and her "reporting."

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (Zz0t1)

170 Hell, he's having difficulty stringing together subject, verb, and object.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:47 PM (YqDXo)

I am so stealing that!

Posted by: rd at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (+0uDE)

171 Andrea Mitchell looks like her skeleton is trying to escape through her face.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (datdl)


It's yelling too: "GET ME OUTTA THIS BOTOXED MONSTROSITY!!!"

(Nancy Pelosi has the same problem)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)

172 Fuckstick Backfires would be a cool band name.

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (arJlL)


need a ukulele?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (7ZMbn)

173
Jane we would LOVE to meet you and the same goes for if you get to AZ!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (7ZMbn)


My dad retired as Squadron Commander at Luke AFB when I was a little girl. Still love AZ dearly. Had my first horse there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

174 I'm a doctor too!
Posted by: Doctor Jill Biden
--------

Preach it sister!

Posted by: Doctor Jan Sanders at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (CDGwz)

175 The media believe their job is to get Dems elected and thats what they try to do everyday.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (r+sAi)

176 By the way, Biden living to the Dem Convention seems like even money right now.

It wasn't that long ago that you could parody his random chummyness, but he's not even lucid enough to make a real gaffe at this point.

It's just random words and a ricktus grin.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:57 PM (cfSRQ)

177 My dog is now Dr. Barx for the remainder of the coronapocalypse.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 26, 2020 07:57 PM (COzlW)

178 >>164
Andrea Mitchell looks like her skeleton is trying to escape through her face. Posted by: El Kabong at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (datdl)

(howling winds, whirling angels, the fury of an angry god, the Ark, Nazis)
"Whatever you do, Andrea, don't open your eyes! Don't open your....ahh, well, whatever, look if you must..."

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 07:57 PM (yvnmY)

179 Andreas Mitchell

A cunt deeper than the San Andreas fault


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (sy5kK)

180 Accuracy dude!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:54 PM (BiNEL)

The Late Unpleasantness

Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (J70i0)

181 I can't stand her face.

Posted by: Winston at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (RyWXu)

182 Andrea is obsessed with Trumps poll.

Dreams of Trump's poll.

Can't get enough of Trump's poll.

It's Yuge.

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (/GUxN)

183 118
Honestly, if Trump gets the country through a pandemic (that the media
hyped as the apocalypse) and restores the economy before leaving office,
he's going on Mt. Rushmore.

He deserves his own mountain someplace special like Mt. Baldy or Ranier.

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (K22Va)

184 Sure the virus is the reason that Biden's having trouble getting his message out and not the fact that Biden is a mess.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (j3npP)

185 Here is some good news that didn't make it through the COVID static here at the Arlington Quarantine Center:

'U.S. charges Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and top officials for drug trafficking scheme'

State Department offers 15 million dollars for information leading to Maduro.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (gAXBD)

186 @160: "Is he the fat fuck that Roger Goodell hired to boost the enneffell's image right before the boycotts began in earnest?"

Yup, and I can only imagine how much he got paid for those two years of back breaking work.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (+oVP5)

187 A.H. Lloyd, the DNC will just have Joe pay a little friendly visit to Hillary...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (L2ZTs)

188 Had my first horse there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (ptqGC)


What's THAT a euphemism for?

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (Zz0t1)

189
I'm a doctor too!
Posted by: Doctor Jill Biden at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (CDGwz)







They call me Doctor Love

Posted by: Gene Simmons at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (EGyGV)

190 I have a little update on the story of the last days of the Weekly Standard. I think I'll print it tomorrow.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)


Dayum, there goes tomorrrow!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (BiNEL)

191 "They don't want to report the news. They want to control it."

Yep.

Posted by: LilyG at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (A/N4l)

192 @realDonaldTrump



The world is at war with a hidden enemy. WE WILL WIN!



The Chicoms have a cloaking device?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (mw1Wz)

193 My dog is now Dr. Barx for the remainder of the coronapocalypse.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 26, 2020 07:57 PM (COzlW)

Does he fetch you Corona samples from the fridge for study?

Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (J70i0)

194 Fuckstick Backfires would be a cool band name.

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (arJlL)


need a ukulele?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death'

No thanks.

Got a tituba ?

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (arJlL)

195 166
I'm a doctor too!

Posted by: Doctor Jill Biden at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (CDGwz)


Mrs. Jill Biden Phd., I would like to introduce you to Dr. Deborah Birx.

Mrs. Jill Biden Phd., I would like to introduce you to Colonel Deborah Birx M.D.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:59 PM (ZQR/T)

196 Memo to the nit wit from the last thread: In today's briefing, Brix called sub-saharan Africa "an under-resouced area." So, now we know diplomat speak for shxxxxt hole.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at March 26, 2020 07:59 PM (9X60i)

197 60 If your dick is in Andrea Mitch
your a fukn a bitch!
Posted by: rhennigantx

that's vintage porn-a

Posted by: x at March 26, 2020 07:59 PM (nFwvY)

198 I'm a doctor too!
Posted by: Doctor Jill Biden
--------

Preach it sister!
Posted by: Doctor Jan Sanders at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (CDGwz)

Yo !

Posted by: Dr. J at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

199 I like Dr Brix's way of calling out the press for being assholes.

Posted by: IC at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (a0IVu)

200 Of course.



@joelockhart

Dr Birk has drunk the Kool Aid

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)

201 Dr. Birx is killing their narrative. With competence.
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:54 PM (zr5Kq

There is no such person.

Racist misogynist Orange has no women or "POC" on his response team.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (9hauA)

202 I think Dr. Birx has learned in the past week or so, much to her frustration, that the media doesn't give a crap what gets said up on that dais and will spin it their own way. So she will lay it out plain and dare them to contradict her and they won't be able to do so.


The fact the media loves Dr. Fauci so much may also play a role.

Posted by: Vendette at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (nRNOc)

203 The press never stops making the same kind of mistakes... because to them they're not mistakes but cudgels that are meant to cave our skulls in.

They're enemies of the people.

Posted by: torabora at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (2mNYE)

204 >>he's going on Mt. Rushmore. He deserves his own mountain someplace special like Mt. Baldy or Ranier. Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (K22Va)

But bigger. And luxurious.
And painted gold.

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (qXNVo)

205 Right now, at this moment, the rough-looking illegal that I have hired to stand near the street and harass and scare effete liberal dog-walkers for not wearing masks--in guttural Mexi-Spanish, within view of my window--is more important to me than a nurse.
Posted by: Zod

Gold, Zod. Just. Gold.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (k5vbQ)

206 Biden can't handle a scripted news conference. They can't have him talking.

Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (J70i0)

207 Ans Sooth he isn't yelling

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (ZCEU2)

208 Anyone asked Dr. Amy Bishop about Dr. Jill Biden?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (rf89n)

209 My dad retired as Squadron Commander at Luke AFB when I was a little girl. Still love AZ dearly. Had my first horse there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

Seriously Jane anytime. You going to the NOVAMOME?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (7ZMbn)

210
Preach it sister!
Posted by: Doctor Jan Sanders
Oh! Ha, ha, ha...I misspelled my own name.

Posted by: Doctor Jane Sanders at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (CDGwz)

211 They call me Doctor Love
Posted by: Gene Simmons

Hey! They call me the Gangster of Love!

I speak on the pompatus of love.

Posted by: Steve Miller at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (VNfwt)

212 I've said it before, I'll say it again...

If things don't start getting really back to normal by May 10, the entire country will be a powderkeg for civil war/unrest.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 08:01 PM (L2ZTs)

213 If they ever make a live-action Zippy the Pinhead movie, Brian Stelter is a natural. He can even make up his own dialogue!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 26, 2020 08:01 PM (l9m7l)

214 Is Alan Greenspan still alive? He must be a 100 years old!

Posted by: IC at March 26, 2020 08:01 PM (a0IVu)

215 The Late Unpleasantness

Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (J70i0)


Glad to see you understand.
I fear that all too soon, we will be looking back on that interval as a minor kerfuffle!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM (BiNEL)

216 State Department offers 15 million dollars for information leading to Maduro.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (gAXBD)

Paging Dog the bounty hunter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM (miJU3)

217 Mrs. Jill Biden Phd., I would like to introduce you to Dr. Deborah Birx.

Mrs. Jill Biden Phd., I would like to introduce you to Colonel Deborah Birx M.D.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:59 PM (ZQR/T)

She has an EdD, not a PhD.

It's bad enough we have to share a degree name with women's studies types.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM (9hauA)

218 @195: "Mrs. Jill Biden Phd"

Worse, it's not even a Ph.D, but an Ed.D.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM (+oVP5)

219 Know why local reporters aren't all lying commie traitors like this bitch and the scum at PROGDA?

Because they would get the shit beaten out of themselves by people like us, with having no bodyguards.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM (sy5kK)

220 And there it is:
NYT- Bill packs bonanza for rich Realestate investors


Oilman in the whitehouse! oilman in the whitehouse!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM (AroMR)

221 172 Fuckstick Backfires would be a cool band name.

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (arJlL)


need a ukulele?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM (7ZMbn)

What kind of pickups you have in that thing?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

222 There is no such person....


Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (9hauA)


I think they are trying for that.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)

223 204 >>he's going on Mt. Rushmore. He deserves his own mountain someplace special like Mt. Baldy or Ranier. Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (K22Va)

But bigger. And luxurious.
And painted gold.

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (qXNVo)

That's Butiful and a great deal, you haven't seen such a deal.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM (7ZMbn)

224 Had my first horse there.

PHRASING!

Posted by: Catherine the Great at March 26, 2020 08:03 PM (IBoLG)

225
We'll be running out of food, eventually.
I can't put a time frame on it, but I'd guess it would be less than 4 months.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 08:03 PM (fhCLs)

226 Oh my, this is really really bad.

The Atlantic tells Joey Bidet that he needs to stay alive to win in November.

Can we commit a whole publication staff to Bedlam?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2020 08:03 PM (rf89n)

227 He's having difficulty getting -- penetrating through this crisis as the campaign goes totally soft.

Posted by: Khun Ty at March 26, 2020 08:03 PM (DGkTT)

228 Tucker Carlson is dead to me.

Some neckbeard doc is telling him the situation in NYC is "worse than 9/11."

Tucker's a huge pussy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

229
Worse, it's not even a Ph.D, but an Ed.D.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM (+oVP5)



She has trouble getting it up?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2020 08:04 PM (iiQCS)

230 Miss me yet?

Posted by: ¡Jeb! at March 26, 2020 08:04 PM (DMUuz)

231 The press is about ready to call the parents of Dr. Birx and tattle on her.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2020 08:04 PM (r+sAi)

232 He deserves his own mountain someplace special like Mt. Baldy or Ranier.


Would there be anything better than to make seattleites look at a 1000 ft high stone relief of trump carved into the face of rainier?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2020 08:04 PM (AroMR)

233 Skip Mt. Ranier as it is overdue to erupt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (rf89n)

234 Odds on both of them having frequent flyer points from Air Epstein?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 07:53 PM (miJU3)


More likely to have frequent flyer points from Andrew Gillum.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (YqDXo)

235

Are you telling me NYC, a city of 8 million, can't handle 100 corpses a day??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (fhCLs)

236 Do you hear that sound? It's the sound of irrelevance.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (uEbPt)

237 228 Tucker Carlson is dead to me.

Some neckbeard doc is telling him the situation in NYC is "worse than 9/11."

Tucker's a huge pussy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

Eh, Tucker is cool, he just has his bugaboos (like super isolationism). I tend to ignore those.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (9hauA)

238 Anna Puma, thanks for the info.
Now I have a vacation spot to recommend to libtard acquaintances... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)

239 @212: "If things don't start getting really back to normal by May 10, the entire country will be a powderkeg for civil war/unrest."

It'll be a city by city issue, because some metros are crazier than others, but yeah, I've always put the over/under on borderline marshal law lockdown at six weeks. Maybe four, if a city gets too heavy handed with police patrols harassing joggers and such.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (+oVP5)

240 Are they eating the dead in the superdome yet?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (AroMR)

241 I said, hey girl, you want my digits ?

She says yeah.

The rest is His.Tor.E.

Posted by: The Joe at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (/GUxN)

242 He's having difficulty getting -- penetrating through this crisis as the campaign goes totally soft.
Posted by: Khun Ty at March 26, 2020 08:03 PM


We need some young, fresh-smelling hair, stat!

Posted by: DNC Campaign Doktor at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (DMUuz)

243
Honestly, if Trump gets the country through a pandemic (that the media
hyped as the apocalypse) and restores the economy before leaving office,
he's going on Mt. Rushmore.

He deserves his own mountain someplace special like Mt. Baldy or Ranier.

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (K22Va)







Telegraph Hill in Frisco.

Because it'll piss off ALL the commies, especially when they have to look at his smiling face every time they take their pekingese outside to shit on the sidewalk.

Besides, some of the work is already done. Coit Tower just needs some paint to stand in for Trump's erect member. Life sized, even!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (EGyGV)

244 worse than 9/11? lol....these people need to DIAF

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (/6GbT)

245 "... He's having difficulty getting -- projecting through this crisis as the campaign goes totally on hold."

_________



You misspelled brain, Andrea.

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)

246
Corporeal Presence/Some Woman 2020!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 08:06 PM (fhCLs)

247 #17

I'm not complaining.

Posted by: Alan '4 hours' Greenspan at March 26, 2020 08:06 PM (2mNYE)

248 What kind of pickups you have in that thing?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs


Fishman with a tuner and a Fender G- DEC a band in a box. Need some more juice in an amp but its nice to practice with the presets.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:06 PM (7ZMbn)

249 If things don't start getting really back to normal by May 10, the entire country will be a powderkeg for civil war/unrest.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 08:01 PM (L2ZTs)


We're all going to celebrate Easter, one way or another, then we're going back to *work.


*except for select areas of NY and CA

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 08:06 PM (ZQR/T)

250 But bigger. And luxurious.
And painted gold.
Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (qXNVo)

Crazy Horse can be adapted.
Even better if they already have the hair done.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2020 08:06 PM (1g7ch)

251 When I listened to Trump I was struck by his ability to calm us down. His voice was measured, he had the facts at his disposal, he was a Leader. Why wouldn't people approve of his management of this crisis?

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 08:07 PM (k9lXi)

252 I wonder what charlie thinks about Biden finger raping a woman.

Posted by: Citizenslave at March 26, 2020 08:07 PM (t/0+b)

253 Some neckbeard doc is telling him the situation in NYC is "worse than 9/11."

Tucker's a huge pussy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 08:03 PM (ptqG

It's killed over 3500 people in one day, and destroyed several billion dollars worth of real estate? OK, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 08:07 PM (miJU3)

254 It's bad enough we have to share a degree name with women's studies types.
Posted by: chique
---
You would be particularly amused by Doctor Jane Sander's degree.

A. Mail order

B. Institution investigated, and PhD program killed

Bernie and wife are grifters of the first order.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2020 08:07 PM (xSo9G)

255 Braenyard, that works for me.
But if the curve flattens (which I believe almost every expert is predicting to happen by then) and the politicians/wannabe Joe Stalins are still telling everyone to stay home?

Fit will hit the shan quickly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 08:07 PM (L2ZTs)

256 Tucker Carlson is dead to me.

Some neckbeard doc is telling him the situation in NYC is "worse than 9/11."

Tucker's a huge pussy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 08:03 PM (ptqGC)


You keep reaffirming my wisdom in cutting the DickTV service...

And thus being able to buy better booze!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:07 PM (BiNEL)

257 Trump should be riding that fucking bull In bronze on Wall Street when this done.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:08 PM (7ZMbn)

258 "Crazy Horse can be adapted"

About time they finish the damn thing, it's been in work for, what, 50 years?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 26, 2020 08:08 PM (k5vbQ)

259 When will the media get it? They simply aren't very bright.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 08:08 PM (Uu+Jp)

260
the situation in NYC is "worse than 9/11."


Totally different terrorist attack , terror state entity and WMD of choice.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 08:08 PM (mw1Wz)

261
Know why local reporters aren't all lying commie traitors like this bitch and the scum at PROGDA?

Because they would get the shit beaten out of themselves by people like us, with having no bodyguards.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM (sy5kK)


Yeah, this. I may be a minority of one, but the Houston TV news has done a pretty good job of covering this and passing along helpful information.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 08:08 PM (7rVsF)

262 Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 07:56 PM

=====

What kind of pickups you have in that thing?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM


I'm guessing CB is a Tundra man; helps keep 'em cold.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2020 08:08 PM (DMUuz)

263 114 Trump has actually led during this entire situation. He's made decisions and appointed people to get things done. Whether this whole thing is prudent or a fiasco, Trump looks and acts like a leader. The soy boys and girls don't understand that.

Compare to Bush who let the press dictate Katrina. Trump would have been getting things done and hammering NOLA about their incompetence.
Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2020 07:50 PM (J70i0)

--------

This!

My biggest fears about what could derail his reelection were a botched natural disaster, war with Korea or Iran, and a trashed economy.

The Wuhan Pneumonia has been resolving all my fears.

The Norks and Iran have been hammered by the Chinese Virus.

The economy has taken a major hit, but PDT is the one person talking it up, and trying to make it better. It seems like the ONLY ONE. People remember that.

PDT is leading the recovery, out front, pushing, and trying to sound hopeful. Every day he is out there. Taking on every snake of a media personality.


Posted by: rd at March 26, 2020 08:08 PM (+0uDE)

264 >>That's Butiful and a great deal, you haven't seen such a deal. Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM (7ZMbn)

"...and a great deal. See that? That guy? You, in the plaid lumberjack shirt. See? Yep. Yep, he knows what I'm talkin' 'bout. What's that? Wha? What did he say? Oh...noooo, I can't say what he said. Okaywhatever. You want me to say it? I'll say it. "Carve Trump on motherfucking Everest!!" See? See? He said it, *not* me!"

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:09 PM (yvnmY)

265 248 What kind of pickups you have in that thing?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs


Fishman with a tuner and a Fender G- DEC a band in a box. Need some more juice in an amp but its nice to practice with the presets.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:06 PM (7ZMbn)

Bet it kicks ass when you crank up the distortion.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:09 PM (NWiLs)

266 240
Are they eating the dead in the superdome yet?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (AroMR)

__________


"From my door-gunner position in the Huey, I've seen dead bodies floating through the streets." -- Brian Williams, journalist of the highest integrity -- otherwise why would they have given me my job back?

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 08:09 PM (WqPYg)

267 Bernie and wife are grifters of the first order.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2020 08:07 PM (xSo9G)


To be fair, they are rich, whereas I know I am not, and I very much doubt that you are, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:09 PM (BiNEL)

268 Telegraph Hill in Frisco.



Because it'll piss off ALL the commies, especially when they have to
look at his smiling face every time they take their pekingese outside
to shit on the sidewalk.



Besides, some of the work is already done. Coit Tower just needs
some paint to stand in for Trump's erect member. Life sized, even!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (EGyGV)


What do you mean?

Russian Hill, it's so obvious!

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 08:09 PM (8B6Ng)

269 >>most likely nominee of the Democratic Party, Joe Biden. He's having
difficulty getting -- projecting through this crisis as the campaign
goes totally on hold.


ha ha.
Joe Biden is having difficulty putting a sentence together, too.

Subject/verb, Paste Eater.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 26, 2020 08:09 PM (ufFY8)

270
Are you telling me NYC, a city of 8 million, can't handle 100 corpses a day??
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (fhCLs)


There's $850 million floating around somewhere in the area.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 08:10 PM (7rVsF)

271 Now wait a minute. I distinctly remember that the WooHoo was going to be "Trump's Katrina" a couple of weeks ago. What happened?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 26, 2020 08:10 PM (sWM8x)

272 >>Crazy Horse can be adapted.
Even better if they already have the hair done. Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2020 08:06 PM (1g7ch)

That's a damn good idea. It'll never be finished as it is now, and Rushmore would fit under Crazy Horse's outstretched arm. Suitably bigly for the task.

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:10 PM (qXNVo)

273 267 Bernie and wife are grifters of the first order.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2020 08:07 PM (xSo9G)

To be fair, they are rich, whereas I know I am not, and I very much doubt that you are, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:09 PM (BiNEL)

This is the sort of thing that prompts my statement that principles are an obstacle.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:10 PM (NWiLs)

274 Comments like this from a bitch like Mitchell makes me wonder what new crisis will be invented by the traitors in the media.
Media will drop covid-19 like a hot potato if trump's popularity goes up another 4 points.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2020 08:10 PM (axyOa)

275 Qdpsteve, and IIRC the actual rock making up Ranier is rotten.

Perfect place to carve Nancy Pelosi's many face-lifts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2020 08:10 PM (rf89n)

276 Fuckstick Backfires would be a cool band name.

Posted by: JT at March 26, 2020 07:55 PM (arJlL)


It blew chunks as pron.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2020 08:10 PM (1g7ch)

277 Skip Mt. Ranier as it is overdue to erupt.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (rf89n)

El Capitan in Yosemite would be a better choice.

Just imagine the butthurt in the Sierra Club.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 08:10 PM (miJU3)

278 I have a little update on the story of the last days of the Weekly Standard. I think I'll print it tomorrow.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)

oh my, am I looking forward to that!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 26, 2020 08:10 PM (V2Yro)

279 wasn't the Atlantic the cageliner which published Andrew Sullivan's live reportage from Sarah Palin's poon?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 08:11 PM (ykYG2)

280 >>> Jim Messina is one creepy looking dude.
~~~~~

It's those big red lips.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 26, 2020 08:11 PM (sGotD)

281 240
Are they eating the dead in the superdome yet?
---
Only the babies.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at March 26, 2020 08:11 PM (sWM8x)

282 Why is Andrea still working?

Alan probably has the first buck he ever made and then some.

Retire, go away and leave us alone for crying out loud.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2020 08:11 PM (Z+IKu)

283 the last days of the Weekly Standard

The Fall Of The Cuckshed Of Usher

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (ykYG2)

284 Andrea Mitchell is and always has been just utterly stupid, but there she remains, a newscaster. And Nancy Pelosi keeps getting re-elected, over and over, for some damned reason. It boggles the mind.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (jSEze)

285
Exactly what *is* Joe Biden's message?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (G51Gf)

286 When will the media get it? They simply aren't very bright.
Posted by: Northernlurker
-----------

Well, see, that's the problem, ignorance is not painful.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (xSo9G)

287 Am I the only one who confuses Andrea Mitchell and Judy Woodmuff the old PBS hound?

I think I've spent maybe 20 seconds worrying about the opinion of either of the two in my life.

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (p5zwj)

288 Bet it kicks ass when you crank up the distortion.

BLUE CHEER FTW!!

Posted by: vincerus eruptum at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (IBoLG)

289 283 the last days of the Weekly Standard

The Fall Of The Cuckshed Of Usher
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (ykYG2)

The Cuck of Amontillado

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (NWiLs)

290 I have a little update on the story of the last days of the Weekly Standard. I think I'll print it tomorrow.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)

Four cucks eating cookie dough ice cream and watching Waiting to Exhale?

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (/GUxN)

291 Yeah, this. I may be a minority of one, but the Houston TV news has done a pretty good job of covering this and passing along helpful information.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 08:08 PM (7rVsF)

------

Minneapolis Minnesota TV News has been having sports and weather segments performed by their presenters from inside their homes while they showing lock down is survivable.

Posted by: rd at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (+0uDE)

292 >>Just imagine the butthurt in the Sierra Club. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 08:10 PM (miJU3)

Old and busted: Rushmore's carving spoil left heaped at the base.
New hotness: Yosemite Trump Gift Store. "Authentic Rock from the Trump-Carving: $29.99."

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (yvnmY)

293 This is the sort of thing that prompts my statement that principles are an obstacle.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:10 PM (NWiLs)


See, you are now an internet influencer!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (BiNEL)

294 274 Comments like this from a bitch like Mitchell makes me wonder what new crisis will be invented by the traitors in the media.
Media will drop covid-19 like a hot potato if trump's popularity goes up another 4 points.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2020 08:10 PM (axyOa)

note that their manufactured "crises" are getting worse and worse, as they get more and more desperate - First RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA!!! IMPEACH!!!! then EXTORTION FROM UKRAINE! IMPEACH!! and now its "I GOTTA COLD! IMPEACH!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 26, 2020 08:13 PM (V2Yro)

295 Tucker giving the DiBlasio timeline.

Called Coronavirus a "racist myth".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 08:13 PM (mw1Wz)

296 so, why do Italian citizens of America give two hoots about Italy?

I am half german and half british and do not care about either country.

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:13 PM (HALdu)

297 Some neckbeard doc is telling him the situation in NYC is "worse than 9/11."

Tucker's a huge pussy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 08:03 PM (ptqG

It's killed over 3500 people in one day, and destroyed several billion dollars worth of real estate? OK, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 08:07 PM (miJU3)


From a hospital administrator's POV this is probably true.

The one's that made it out didn't need much ER and the one's that didn't were beyond ER. So lots of NYC hospitals went on crisis footing but remained empty ...

This be different.

Posted by: Adriane the When You Think Outside the Box, the World Creates a Bigger Box Critic ... at March 26, 2020 08:13 PM (LPnfS)

298
The Fall Of The Cuckshed Of Usher
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (ykYG2)

The Cuck of Amontillado
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (NWiLs)


The Pit and the Paolo

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 08:13 PM (7rVsF)

299 The Tell-Tale Cuck

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2020 08:13 PM (rf89n)

300 Am I the only one who confuses Andrea Mitchell and Judy Woodmuff the old PBS hound?

I think I've spent maybe 20 seconds worrying about the opinion of either of the two in my life.
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (p5zwj)

I am offended on behalf of Judy Woodruff's looks.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 08:13 PM (9hauA)

301
I'm watching Steven Crowder and reading AoS...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 08:14 PM (fhCLs)

302 You keep reaffirming my wisdom in cutting the DickTV service...



And thus being able to buy better booze!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:07 PM (BiNEL)


I cut the cable almost 2 years ago. I would have sooner, but kept DirecTV so my mother could watch Fox. Until she watched the dog channel for 4 days and thought it was Fox.

I'm so cheap, I refuse to pay for anything, and just watch what's free. Maybe occasionally rent something (Amazon Prime). If there's a few channels you really need, you can buy them. But I've been finding there's plenty of classic TV and free movies between all the services.
Get a Roku for $35 and you're done.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 08:14 PM (8B6Ng)

303 246


Corporeal Presence/Some Woman 2020!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 08:06 PM (fhCLs)

_________


With a military vet like Tulsi it could be Corporeal Presence/Corpseman 2020!

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 08:14 PM (WqPYg)

304 Bet it kicks ass when you crank up the distortion.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:09 PM (NWiLs)

Damn Insom. Im new to Electric but this amp has drums with background and it changes the Distortion to what suits that genre. I'm partial to Chicago Blues but holey moley. Its has everything. You can change the tempo and key. Great learning device for me as a novice.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:14 PM (7ZMbn)

305 Skip Mt. Ranier as it is overdue to erupt.
Posted by: Anna Puma

How about McKinley, or is it Danali, in Alaska?

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 08:14 PM (I664Y)

306 Andrea Mitchell is to journalism as Kathy Griffin is to comedy. And apparently syphilis.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 26, 2020 08:14 PM (TNy/K)

307 About time they finish the damn thing, it's been in work for, what, 50 years?

And a gold mine since they started charging admission and selling rock chips.

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 08:14 PM (K22Va)

308 Exactly what *is* Joe Biden's message?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (G51Gf)

Joe Biden cares about the little girls of this nation.

Posted by: Joey Biden at March 26, 2020 08:14 PM (+0uDE)

309 Damn Insom. Im new to Electric but this amp has drums with background and it changes the Distortion to what suits that genre. I'm partial to Chicago Blues but holey moley. Its has everything. You can change the tempo and key. Great learning device for me as a novice.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:14 PM (7ZMbn)

Sounds great!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

310 @134: "I have a little update on the story of the last days of the Weekly Standard. I think I'll print it tomorrow."

Sounds like one of the young male deckhands has turned whistleblower.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 08:15 PM (+oVP5)

311 The Gold-Cuck

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 26, 2020 08:15 PM (ufFY8)

312 System of Doctor Cuck and Professor Paolo.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at March 26, 2020 08:15 PM (2N7oZ)

313 You'll be hearing from Syphilis McBedStain's lawyer...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2020 08:15 PM (rf89n)

314 f these people. they suck.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 26, 2020 08:15 PM (VFbox)

315 The did have refrigerated trailers parked outside of bellvue that had parts after 9/11, but not much need for anything other.

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:15 PM (HALdu)

316 119 - Female NW 40-49 Confirmed (pending investigation)

24 hours Harris County at 119

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2020 08:15 PM (JFO2v)

317 Andrea BITCHell NBC News

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 26, 2020 08:15 PM (FfyLh)

318 the last days of the Weekly Standard

Is Mount Vesuvius involved?

Posted by: Adriane the When You Think Outside the Box, the World Creates a Bigger Box Critic ... at March 26, 2020 08:15 PM (LPnfS)

319 some nurse in Michigan did an Instagram video, allegedly going viral .. I guess it is true, but the part about "we are given a paper bag, and told this is your gear you have to use all week, take it home and bring it back each day" Then she pulls out one N-95 mask ... "we have to use this one mask all week" ... and she complains that others have masks, but the ER people do not. and her patient used the last ventilator available.


OK, maybe they need to go to other hospitals if one place got that busy ... but I'm almost waiting to find out it was a hoax ... she even has her dog come into the shot ... "yeah, you understand, don't you"

It seems right out of "central casting" ... but maybe it is that bad in one place, idk.

https://tinyurl.com/u2tkg5o

Posted by: illiniwek at March 26, 2020 08:16 PM (Cus5s)

320 Raging Wife's Bull

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 08:16 PM (/GUxN)

321 The Gold-Cuck

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 26, 2020 08:15 PM

Or Gold Finger. Or, if you're Joey Biden, Old Finger.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 26, 2020 08:16 PM (TNy/K)

322 so, why do Italian citizens of America give two hoots about Italy?

I am half german and half british and do not care about either country.
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:13 PM (HALdu)

Closer to Italy timeline wise? Italians were later European immigrants and have a strong culture. Some people may have grandparents who were born there.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 08:16 PM (9hauA)

323 the Super Volcano beneath Yellowstone is Way overdo

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 26, 2020 08:16 PM (FfyLh)

324 Get a Roku for $35 and you're done.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 08:14 PM (8B6Ng)


This, $35 ONCE, and opt for Pandora free version, I'm good!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:16 PM (BiNEL)

325 Is Mount Vesuvius involved?

Would need a virgin I think for that to work.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2020 08:17 PM (rf89n)

326 271
Now wait a minute. I distinctly remember that the WooHoo was going to
be "Trump's Katrina" a couple of weeks ago. What happened?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 26, 2020 08:10 PM (sWM8x)

_________


"We're bound and determined to make it Trump's Chernobyl."

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 08:17 PM (WqPYg)

327 Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 08:14 PM (8B6Ng)

I have you beat. TV Antenna and about 60 channels. Only about a dozen are worth it, but they are all free.

Posted by: rd at March 26, 2020 08:18 PM (+0uDE)

328 296 so, why do Italian citizens of America give two hoots about Italy?

I am half german and half british and do not care about either country.

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:13 PM (HALdu)

Do they? Maybe if they were off the boat like my parents and grandparents who still spoke and wrote Italian. Otherwise it's a nice place to visit. I surely never tried to find relatives that are there still.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:18 PM (7ZMbn)

329 I wonder what charlie thinks about Biden finger raping a woman.
Posted by: Citizenslave at March 26, 2020 08:07 PM (t/0+b)

-----

"Next, please!"

Posted by: G at March 26, 2020 08:18 PM (Y08Vx)

330 Closer to Italy timeline wise? Italians were later European immigrants and have a strong culture. Some people may have grandparents who were born there.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March



maybe, but I would think if you made the decision to gtfo you would be not as enamored with your former country.

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:18 PM (HALdu)

331 Half dome in yosemite valley as canvas for Trump monument. With the rotting corpse of nanzi pelousy gibbeted on exhibit at the base.

Posted by: getting the banned back together to play the awahnee hotel at March 26, 2020 08:18 PM (IBoLG)

332 Andrea wasn't young when I used to see her with Alan at the Uptown on Connecticut Ave. sometimes, at matinees. That was, um ..... when Clinton was defiling the Oval and causing enormous damage in every direction.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 08:19 PM (El6T/)

333 /taps finger on mic

I would like for somebody over there among our betters to tell us specifically what the President is saying that upsets them so or that is a lie, which I hear all the time, but they seem incapable of pointing one out.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 08:19 PM (JCrfD)

334 Do they? Maybe if they were off the boat like my parents and grandparents who still spoke and wrote Italian. Otherwise it's a nice place to visit. I surely never tried to find relatives that are there still.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March



make some smack talk about Italy and watch.

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:19 PM (HALdu)

335 285


Exactly what *is* Joe Biden's message?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 08:12 PM (G51Gf)

________


"I'm not Trump!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 08:19 PM (WqPYg)

336 I have you beat. TV Antenna and about 60 channels. Only about a dozen are worth it, but they are all free.

Posted by: rd at March 26, 2020 08:18 PM (+0uDE)


I have a high end OTA antenna that has been in the garage (in the original box) for three years now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:19 PM (BiNEL)

337 When will the media start ignoring Senile Joe's events and simply make up what they want him to say?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 08:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

338 One positive thing I can say is the traffic is almost nil. I had to get beer and cigs after work and hit the hardware store. Driving was nice. And I have walking papers comrade, since I'm checking mail everyday at the office. I am only 5 minutes away.

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 08:20 PM (I664Y)

339 @296: "so, why do Italian citizens of America give two hoots about Italy?"

I think it's a Godfather thing. Many young Italian-American men imagine themselves visiting the old country and falling in love with their own Apollonia.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 08:20 PM (+oVP5)

340 Well, hopefully they can power wash Kathy Griffins vagina and she can get back to her kick ass career. Sadly her stand up gig at Billy Anderson's 11th birthday party at Pinz bowling alley was cancelled due to covid-19. Showing I am a caring person, I am sending her a bottle of Corona with an orange slice in it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 26, 2020 08:20 PM (TNy/K)

341 Sounds great!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:14 PM (NWiLs)


You're an guitarist. Acoustic and electric?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:20 PM (7ZMbn)

342 maybe, but I would think if you made the decision to gtfo you would be not as enamored with your former country.

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:18 PM (HALdu

I don't think it's about being enamored, more like a connection with ones roots.

I'm now an American citizen and agree it is the greatest country, but it does not mean I still don't love the country I was born and raised in.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 08:21 PM (9hauA)

343 "We're bound and determined to make it Trump's Chernobyl."

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 08:17 PM (WqPYg)


I just knew he had ties to Russia!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:21 PM (BiNEL)

344 I am a Sicilian. Many of my relatives live in Italy.

I could give two fucks about that shithole country, and I regard my relatives as being inbred retards.

Thank you Jesus Almighty that I was born here and not there. There is a cure for Italian stupidity: be born in America.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 26, 2020 08:21 PM (+dsLj)

345 Hey all morons' completely off topic, but for homework my oldest son had to write a paper on the use of the Nuclear bomb ending the war in the Pacific in 1945. I remembered the article published and discussed here "Thank God for the Atomic Bomb" by Paul Fussel.

It is a really powerful read if you have not seen it. I will link it here.

https://tinyurl.com/q7awe2u

Posted by: Picric at March 26, 2020 08:21 PM (nonGu)

346 You're an guitarist. Acoustic and electric?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:20 PM (7ZMbn)

Yep.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

347 Northerlurker- or his staff just prerecords video, edits them and release

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 08:22 PM (ZCEU2)

348 Ive been disappointed with how pervasive the leftist narrative has become even among my closest friends.

All day long while I'm working my friends are texting me a synopsis of the latest OrangeManBad news from CNN

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2020 08:23 PM (EZebt)

349 You see, Italy is a very poor, weak country and that is what makes us so strong, strong enough to survive this virus and still be in existence, long after your country has been destroyed.

Posted by: Old Man in Italian Whorehouse at March 26, 2020 08:23 PM (Z+IKu)

350 >>I remembered the article published and discussed here "Thank God for the Atomic Bomb" by Paul Fussel.
It is a really powerful read if you have not seen it. I will link it here. https://tinyurl.com/q7awe2u Posted by: Picric at March 26, 2020 08:21 PM (nonGu)


His book "Class" is a good read, too.

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:23 PM (QgtlX)

351 make some smack talk about Italy and watch.

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:19 PM (HALdu)

Im afraid if i find relatives in Italy they'll want to move in with me. Man the ones I met when I was a kid were nuts.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:23 PM (7ZMbn)

352
All day long while I'm working my friends are texting me a synopsis of the latest OrangeManBad news from CNN
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2020 08:23 PM (EZebt)

Get better friends.

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 08:23 PM (/GUxN)

353 I've seen old movies where the Italian-Americans maintain ties to the old country so that they can go on the lam there when the heat gets too hot in USA.

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at March 26, 2020 08:23 PM (p5zwj)

354 348 Ive been disappointed with how pervasive the leftist narrative has become even among my closest friends.

All day long while I'm working my friends are texting me a synopsis of the latest OrangeManBad news from CNN
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2020 08:23 PM (EZebt)

I'd say you should get better friends, but considering where you live it you'd be hard-pressed to do so.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)

355
Are you telling me NYC, a city of 8 million, can't handle 100 corpses a day??
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (fhCLs)

There's $850 million floating around somewhere in the area.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 08:10 PM (7rVsF)







Mini-Me Bloomberg could donate a couple of billion to New Yawk City out of change he has his butler pulls from the sofa.

He won't, of course. Because he's a selfish little bitch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 08:24 PM (EGyGV)

356 Yep.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:22 PM (NWiLs)


I own a bass.......Own.

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)

357 I don't think it's about being enamored, more like a connection with ones roots.

I'm now an American citizen and agree it is the greatest country, but it does not mean I still don't love the country I was born and raised in.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March




when my great great great grandparents moved from germany they quit speaking german, made surer the kids never spoke and made sure everybody in their family knew they are American going forward. Never celebrated something german ever. No food, no traditions.

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:24 PM (HALdu)

358 Yeah. Anna is right.
Rainier is due for an eruption, lahar or pyroclastic event anytime now. Geologically speaking.
Plus, for carving on a mountain you want granite. Rainier, being basalt is crumbly and rotten.
I suggest Mt Stuart. Visible from I-90 and better rock for carving.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 26, 2020 08:24 PM (TYQsd)

359 It is a really powerful read if you have not seen it. I will link it here.

https://tinyurl.com/q7awe2u
Posted by: Picric at March 26, 2020 08:21 PM

Bbbbut the left always tells us we were the worst ever! Of course, they weren't some 18 year old who'd never kissed a girl that was going to die taking the mainland. It saved far more than would have died. Just would have been more spread out. Apparently that's different.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 26, 2020 08:24 PM (TNy/K)

360 My grandmother is rumored to have sent her wedding ring to Mussolini. Anyone who knows Italian grandmas know this would never happen.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 26, 2020 08:24 PM (6/uwW)

361 Yep.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:22 PM (NWiLs)


Lol. How many guitars?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:25 PM (7ZMbn)

362 Andrea wasn't young when I used to see her with Alan at the Uptown on Connecticut Ave. sometimes, at matinees. That was, um ..... when Clinton was defiling the Oval and causing enormous damage in every direction.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 08:19 PM (El6T/)

===

She wasn't young, she was younger. Much younger.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2020 08:25 PM (EZebt)

363 356 Yep.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

I own a bass.......Own.
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)

Ah so. Did you ever play? Do you think you might start?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

364 OK, maybe they need to go to other hospitals if one place got that busy ... but I'm almost waiting to find out it was a hoax

********

My mom used to work in hospitals and the first thing she will tell you is how absolutely fucking cheap they are, begging on a regular basis for even the most basic of medical equipment. So I believe the scarcity of masks could be real but the fault lies with hospital administrators. To blame trump for that is just sheer lunacy.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 26, 2020 08:25 PM (+dsLj)

365 Listening to Clapton on Pandora---

think I need another Russian Imperial Stout to show my solidarity with Comrade Putin!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:25 PM (BiNEL)

366 F Murray Abraham in a wig...
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (fhCLs)

She's too obsessed to play Salieri.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 26, 2020 08:25 PM (LxTcq)

367 Get better friends.

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 08:23 PM (/GUxN)

Go to the beach and get friends.

Posted by: Christine Blowsey Ford at March 26, 2020 08:26 PM (ufFY8)

368 204 >>he's going on Mt. Rushmore. He deserves his own mountain someplace special like Mt. Baldy or Ranier. Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (K22Va)

But bigger. And luxurious.
And painted gold.
Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:00 PM (qXNVo)

------

Somebody the other day said to carve his face on the Moon.

Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 08:26 PM (PXqkf)

369 "no matter what he says"

What an idiot (though that's not new).

I do notice here though that some of you little snowflakes haven't seen press conferences before, it seems.

They have often, not always, been fairly ugly affairs, in small or big ways. Often "gotcha" or stupid questions, often hostility. It's close to the norm, with of course variations, forever.

Of course -

1) when the country degraded itself by having its first affirmative action president, part of the degradation was that the press suddenly acted like the Central Committee listening to a speech by Comrade Stalin (fear about being the first to stop clapping)

2) the hostility, distortion, unfairness, actual lying (not "spin", Mollie, jeebus, or should I say, "my goodness") for Trump is off the charts (though in the corner of the last chart left behind, is treatment of Dubya - amazing how many people seem to have imagined a completely false history of those years, not just with the press, but many other things)

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 08:26 PM (El6T/)

370 What is hilarious is that if the doctors and nurses took the few minutes of free time they have between work and collapsing in bed to talk to a worthless piece of trash like a reporter... they'd largely support and agree with what the Trump team is saying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2020 08:26 PM (KZzsI)

371 @339 ... Appolonia had weird nipples. More Greek than Italian.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 26, 2020 08:26 PM (DY3v8)

372 * I know musicians

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)

373 "Exactly what *is* Joe Biden's message?"

*wets finger*
*holds up*

Hey man, I thought you liked me. Naw, I've talked about this enough.

Posted by: Drink Like Fingerhut Biden at March 26, 2020 08:27 PM (k5vbQ)

374 Im afraid if i find relatives in Italy they'll want to move in with me. Man the ones I met when I was a kid were nuts.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:23 PM (7ZMbn)



Mine are either evil or metrosexual cucks, I would guess. We have a weird somebody in our fam who insists upon running every detail of the family in the old country. Have to remind her I am not interested.

If great great great grandpa decided it was not worth staying that is good enough for me.

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:27 PM (HALdu)

375 I own a bass.......Own.
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)

Is it a singing Billy Bass?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 08:27 PM (miJU3)

376 >>Get better friends.

CNN is no longer a news organization. It's an opposition PR organ.

It hasn't been a news organization for a long time but they aren't even pretending any longer.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)

377 I am offended on behalf of Judy Woodruff's looks.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 08:13 PM (9hauA)


Woodruff looks better today than she did fifteen years ago.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 08:27 PM (ZQR/T)

378 Listening to Clapton on Pandora

"I too celebrate the whole catalog of Eric Clapner"
--Jocelyn Elders

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)

379 Greta's got to explain why warmer climates don't have the flu.

We want to know why cold climates flues are good for us.

Posted by: torabora at March 26, 2020 08:27 PM (2mNYE)

380 LOL @ Babylon Bee: Joel Osteen Tests Negative For Christianity...

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 08:27 PM (8B6Ng)

381 >>think I need another Russian Imperial Stout to show my solidarity with Comrade Putin! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:25 PM (BiNEL)

Zod's been holding down the late shift these last two weeks, and off tomorrow. Tonight? Gonna be right to get tight.

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:27 PM (QgtlX)

382 To blame trump for that is just sheer lunacy.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 26, 2020 08:25 PM (+dsLj)


You don't get it:
Trump is fully responsible for all failures in the entire USA, whereas...

Obama was responsible for all successes within the WORLD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:28 PM (BiNEL)

383
Ah so. Did you ever play? Do you think you might start?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:25 PM (NWiLs)


Brother bought it for me for my birthday when I was around 20. Life happened and I never picked it up.

I do want to, yes. Even keep it in tune and replace the strings every so often.

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

384 361 Yep.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:22 PM (NWiLs)


Lol. How many guitars?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:25 PM (7ZMbn)

I actually don't own that many. I only have two I regularly play, as well as a 12-string.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

385 I may be able to apply for dual citizenship Italian/ American if I can prove my grandfather didn't become a citizen which I Control think he did. But why? Unless I wanted to move there.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:28 PM (7ZMbn)

386 348 Ive been disappointed with how pervasive the leftist narrative has become even among my closest friends.

All day long while I'm working my friends are texting me a synopsis of the latest OrangeManBad news from CNN
Posted by: San Franpsycho



At work, I get to listen to the calm, measure, well thought out mind thoughts of those who listen to MSNBC like it's Gospel. It's textbook TDS because when not talking ORANGEMANBAD!! they are alright. Normal even. Talk Trump and they turn into rage stroking Howler Monkeys on meth.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 26, 2020 08:28 PM (dxKvt)

387 #377 so who's been hitting it?

Posted by: torabora at March 26, 2020 08:28 PM (2mNYE)

388 The left is my enemy. They are America's enemy. They are GOD's enemy. Me and America may have to tussle with the enemy to subdue them. But GOD? He says 'Hold My Beer.'.

Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 08:28 PM (XhWtx)

389 The Left constantly seems to worry about what people think of Trump - but is it me or is "open borders" now the single biggest electoral loser imaginable?

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 08:28 PM (uEbPt)

390 Wait, there are Italian nipples?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2020 08:29 PM (KZzsI)

391 may be able to apply for dual citizenship Italian/ American if I can prove my grandfather didn't become a citizen which I Control think he did. But why? Unless I wanted to move there.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob '




free healthcare

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:29 PM (HALdu)

392 I saw Appollonias Nipples play with Fugazi at the Angora in 1988.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 26, 2020 08:29 PM (6/uwW)

393 >>380
LOL @ Babylon Bee: Joel Osteen Tests Negative For Christianity... Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 08:27 PM (8B6Ng)

Listened to his radio show driving from Rock Hall, MD to Alexandria, VA and back--about 3.5 hours. Solid.
In order to understand 'the hype.'

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:29 PM (yvnmY)

394 Some minor Hollywood actor has died of COVID. How will we go on from here? A hero is lost.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2020 08:29 PM (AroMR)

395 Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 08:23 PM (/GUxN)

353 I've seen old movies where the Italian-Americans maintain ties to the old country so that they can go on the lam there when the heat gets too hot in USA.
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at March 26, 2020 08:23 PM (p5zwj)

...

I'd say you should get better friends, but considering where you live it you'd be hard-pressed to do so.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)

===

The obvious answer, yes, but after more than 50 years I won't be giving up on 'em just yet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2020 08:29 PM (EZebt)

396
Hey all morons' completely off topic, but for homework my oldest son had to write a paper on the use of the Nuclear bomb ending the war in the Pacific in 1945.

He could say that if in 1948 ("Golden Gate in '48") after 1 million US casualties, including 350,000 deaths, defeating Japan, people learned we are a weapon that could have ended it three years earlier, there would have been lots of politicians hanging from lamp posts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 08:29 PM (7rVsF)

397 Sorry meant to cut 353

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (EZebt)

398 Somebody the other day said to carve his face on the Moon.

Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 08:26 PM (PXqkf)


As some moron said:

Not as easy as it looks!

Chairface Chippendale

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (8B6Ng)

399 show driving from Rock Hall, MD to Alexandria, VA and back--about 3.5 hours. Solid.
In order to understand 'the hype.'
Posted by: Zod at March




and

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (HALdu)

400 Brother bought it for me for my birthday when I was around 20. Life happened and I never picked it up.

I do want to, yes. Even keep it in tune and replace the strings every so often.
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

No time like the present to start learning. There is a shit-ton of free instructional material out there on the Interwebz that can get you going.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (NWiLs)

401 If great great great grandpa decided it was not worth staying that is good enough for me.

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:27 PM (HALdu)


It is good to have wise ancestors.

Maternal Grand-parents said goodbye to Scotland and never looked back!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (BiNEL)

402 Are you telling me NYC, a city of 8 million, can't handle 100 corpses a day??
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 08:05 PM (fhCLs)


Yes, they are telling you that.

I'm also told the 3000 confirmed cases in Michigan, most probably with just a case of the sniffles, has overwhelmed hospitals there.

Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (PXqkf)

403 The Left constantly seems to worry about what people think of Trump - but is it me or is "open borders" now the single biggest electoral loser imaginable?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good one.

In 2024, NONE OF THIS WILL HAVE HAPPENED.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (JCrfD)

404 Listened to his radio show driving from Rock Hall, MD to Alexandria, VA and back--about 3.5 hours. Solid.
In order to understand 'the hype.'


I listened to him for 30 seconds. "God is happy when you are happy, so do what makes you happy"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (AroMR)

405 Some minor Hollywood actor has died of COVID. How will we go on from here? A hero is lost.

One good thing that could come from all of this is an awareness how little we need or even want celebrities in our lives.

Judging by how they are acting and yelling for attention, the celebrities fear this might take place.

We need to put on a benefit! We need to do a free concert! We need to sing We Are the World again! Look at me, I got the flu! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1!!1!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (KZzsI)

406 I must be shallow, because in my mind, she should have said being i on tv without their make up artist, hair dressers and professional lighting. They all look so different!

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (lonOK)

407 I actually don't own that many. I only have two I regularly play, as well as a 12-string.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

I had a 12 string I mostly played many years ago. Its just such sweet sound. Loved it.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (7ZMbn)

408 Thank you Jesus Almighty that I was born here and not there. There is a cure for Italian stupidity: be born in America.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 26, 2020 08:21 PM (+dsLj)


There is no magic dirt.
You are what you is.

/wait, did I say that out load...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (1g7ch)

409 Buddy of mine just sent me a video of a Chinese man eating a raw rat from head to tail, and smiling while doing it.

Buddy says people are talking about a NEW virus coming out of China, but all I could find on it was that Hanta Virus is making a mild comeback.

You remember, Hanta Virus, right? The one that doesn't pass easily between humans and is generally caught by eating . . . rats.

Trump needs to finish the Wall.

The Great Wall.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (WZhDd)

410 Tucker is repeating the videos of.all the NY medical professionals and Democrat politicians, dated Feb 2, for ignore Trump and go out to parades, go out to dinner and bars, and generally ignore OrangeMan, just get out and circulate in groups


Remember that in November.

Remember.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 08:31 PM (sy5kK)

411 Anyone wanting to delve into the absolute non-question and non-issue of the use of the atomic bomb, read at least two books: Downfall by Richard Frank, and Hell to Pay by D.M. Giancgreco. Latter book will also spoil lots of standard "what if Patton had driven to Novosibirsk" fantasies.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 08:31 PM (El6T/)

412
Warning, do not take investment advice from me. If you do, you deserve to get whatever happens. Now,

I think the stock market has bottomed and is turning up. The Fed putting the (electronic) printing presses to Warp Factor 11 has taken care of that.

Money printing concerns are showing, with the credit default swaps on US debt spiking, meaning investors are getting worried about US credit rating.

And the new jobless claims number is a 30 sigma event. Black Swan. Tail of the tail. Big Time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 08:31 PM (f1Vqw)

413 Never celebrated something german ever. No food, no traditions.
-----

I refuse to do without sauerkraut (that's from China too! - woohoo) and Christmas trees.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 26, 2020 08:31 PM (Y08Vx)

414 #382 from 2008 until 2016 was a success Dark Age.

Phrasing intentional.


Posted by: torabora at March 26, 2020 08:31 PM (2mNYE)

415
No time like the present to start learning. There is a shit-ton of free instructional material out there on the Interwebz that can get you going.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (NWiLs)


Yeah. I've got some books and have downloaded several videos on lessons.

Just need to get off my dead ass and do something.

Ruts are sometimes hard to get out of.

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 08:31 PM (Zz0t1)

416 I thought they said if you wouldnt normally go to the doc for what you have...stay home

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 26, 2020 08:31 PM (/6GbT)

417 >>and Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (HALdu)

...and I now know the sanitized, almost neutered terminology he uses for the debbil.
"The Enemy." "The Deceiver."

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:31 PM (QgtlX)

418 Andrea! Let's do lunch! We'll have finger food. Call me babe!

Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 26, 2020 08:31 PM (Tnijr)

419 I listened to him for 30 seconds. "God is happy when you are happy, so do what makes you happy"

That's not even just bad theology, its incredibly bad advice for everyone in any context.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2020 08:31 PM (KZzsI)

420 Wait, there are Italian nipples?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2020 08:29 PM (KZzsI)aka brown nosed sweater puppies.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 08:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

421 So is New York Puerto Rico-ing the ventilators that have been shipped to them, or is that Fake News?

Because if real, it's certainly a Skull-worthy development.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 08:32 PM (uEbPt)

422 398 Somebody the other day said to carve his face on the Moon.

Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 08:26 PM (PXqkf)

As some moron said:

Not as easy as it looks!

Chairface Chippendale
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (8B6Ng)

------

Maybe they could spray paint his face on it, in living color.

Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 08:32 PM (PXqkf)

423 It is good to have wise ancestors.

Maternal Grand-parents said goodbye to Scotland and never looked back!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March



I am an admirer of immigrants. Not many have it in them to say this sucks so much I and my family are going to gtfo and go to another country.

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:32 PM (HALdu)

424 The left is my enemy. They are America's enemy. They are GOD's enemy. Me and America may have to tussle with the enemy to subdue them. But GOD? He says 'Hold My Beer.'.

Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 08:28 PM (XhWtx)


My friend, you continue to inspire me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:32 PM (BiNEL)

425 LCD, though I really doubt they'll even "go there", since there probably won't be any "there" to go to, if the Dems try any of this idiotic "um, he mishandled it, um somehow! Really!" slander, the clips Tucker is showing, and the delicious one of Schumer denouncing the premature, xenophobic, racist travel exclusion for China, will be seared, seared into voters' memories by the Trump campaign.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 08:32 PM (El6T/)

426 I'm also told the 3000 confirmed cases in Michigan,
most probably with just a case of the sniffles, has overwhelmed
hospitals there.

Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (PXqkf)


And about 2500+ of them are the Detroit area.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 26, 2020 08:32 PM (ufFY8)

427 *finds harmonica received on 7th birthday

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)

428 >>And the new jobless claims number is a 30 sigma event. Black Swan. Tail of the tail. Big Time.

Where is the flight to safety?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)

429 No time like the present to start learning. There is a shit-ton of free instructional material out there on the Interwebz that can get you going.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (NWiLs)

No kidding. I love playing to blues 'backing tracks' on youtube. So many tutorials.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:33 PM (7ZMbn)

430 I must be shallow, because in my mind, she should have said being i on tv without their make up artist, hair dressers and professional lighting. They all look so different!

Until they show up on TV looking like the newscasters in Batman 1989, I won't believe them about the virus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2020 08:33 PM (KZzsI)

431 There is no magic dirt.
You are what you is.

/wait, did I say that out load...

********

Lol, true story but I asked my mom how antonin scalia could be so brilliant when he was Sicilian, and she said simple: he was born here.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 26, 2020 08:33 PM (+dsLj)

432 I had a 12 string I mostly played many years ago. Its just such sweet sound. Loved it.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (7ZMbn)

I've always liked how those sound.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

433 LOL @ Babylon Bee: Joel Osteen Tests Negative For Christianity... Posted by: clutch cargo at March 26, 2020 08:27 PM

As an extremely flawed person who considers myself a Christian. He makes me want to barf. He's the exact stereotype the left likes to make from a movie. He's worse than an atheist in my opinion, at least they are honest about it. Hair gelled snake.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 26, 2020 08:33 PM (TNy/K)

434 Didn't Jim Messina and a bunch of the other Obama Cocksuckers do stupid writing on their hands shit with a sharpie for twitter or TV?? Like 'I act like a fag and my shit's all retarded' Written on their hands?

Maybe it was about obamacare or something.. Trying to purge my memory.

Posted by: DBCooper at March 26, 2020 08:33 PM (bttOm)

435 398 Somebody the other day said to carve his face on the Moon.
Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 08:26 PM (PXqkf)

Poor Moon......

Posted by: Canned Heat at March 26, 2020 08:33 PM (Z+IKu)

436 Italy it seems is getting it both ways, guest workers by the 10s of thousands and invaders by the 100s of thousands

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 08:33 PM (ZCEU2)

437 ha

Two years ago, CNN infamously tracked down a person responsible for creating a wrestling GIF lampooning their corporate logo, which just happened to be retweeted by President Trump. Reporter Andrew Kaczynski and CNN threatened to reveal the monsters identity unless he apologized.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2020 08:34 PM (JFO2v)

438 And the new jobless claims number is a 30 sigma event. Black Swan. Tail of the tail. Big Time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 08:31 PM (f1Vqw)


Go long on green ink!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

439 Fun fact: Andrea Mitchell is on the list of people who hung around Mr. Epstein. A lot.

Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 08:34 PM (AwPyG)

440 #369

I don't typically sit through press conferences. I'll say that with all the vile stuff in the media, I am surprised that there are reporters in the room that ask good questions that are put out there to allow the potus to get info out that he obviously wants out.

And how Trump is with those reporters.

I've also completely cut the MSM out of my daily life. I'm streaming the pressers from the white house.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 08:34 PM (s9Eo8)

441 Ive been disappointed with how pervasive the leftist narrative has become even among my closest friends.

All day long while I'm working my friends are texting me a synopsis of the latest OrangeManBad news from CNN

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2020 08:23 PM (EZebt)

Write back, "Oh piss off, you uninformed twat". Copy and paste to each new message.

You'll have no friends left...consider it extreme social distancing.

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 08:34 PM (cF8AT)

442
Wait, there are Italian nipples?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Be sure to order them on your next pizza.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2020 08:35 PM (aKsyK)

443
And the Fed has turned around the corporate credit/market, with their bukake. THey're using SPVs to buy corporate bonds now, and they've turned some index on that from 5% discount to 5% premium basically overnight. The graph is something to see.

Don't fight those who can create money at will.

The Fed has totally destroyed the inversion correlation between stocks and bond yield. Stocks are rising, while the Fed's printers are keeping bond yields low.

The market is now some women doing a 100 man bukake. The Fed's hosing are drenching her with green jizz.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 08:35 PM (f1Vqw)

444 I think people are going to be jaw-dropping shocked at how fast the unemployment goes away: historical biggest rise in employment ever.

You know why? Most of those claims are people who are only getting unemployment benefits because their business is temporarily shuttered due to the Wuhan Flu panic. When they reopen, all those people go off unemployment more or less on the same day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2020 08:35 PM (KZzsI)

445 He's worse than an atheist in my opinion, at least they are honest about it. Hair gelled snake.

If his old man was still around, he'd kick his ass on national television.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 08:35 PM (JCrfD)

446 436
Italy it seems is getting it both ways, guest workers by the 10s of thousands and invaders by the 100s of thousands

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 08:33 PM (ZCEU2)

They prefer being spit-roasted?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 26, 2020 08:35 PM (ufFY8)

447 sanitized, almost neutered terminology he uses for the debbil.
"The Enemy." "The Deceiver."
Posted by: Zod at March



get the sense that he is very motivational for a minister but not so much for a real estate broker.

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:35 PM (HALdu)

448 Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)

_________



Heard the old Carly Simon song on the radio today for the first time in quite awhile, and after the first line I pictured you instead of Warren Beatty. Did you two ever date? ;-)

You walked into the party
Like you were walking on a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 08:35 PM (WqPYg)

449 I've always liked how those sound.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:33 PM (NWiLs)


Find you some Leadbelly Ledbetter for fundamental 12 string!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:35 PM (BiNEL)

450 I am an admirer of immigrants. Not many have it in them to say this sucks so much I and my family are going to gtfo and go to another country.
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:32

And assimilate.

Just thought I would improve on that.

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 08:35 PM (I664Y)

451 They must have Ruth Vader locked in a tower through summer.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 08:35 PM (uEbPt)

452 F Murray Abraham in a wig...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (fhCLs)



My god, that's perfect.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2020 08:36 PM (yQpMk)

453 Didn't Jim Messina and a bunch of the other Obama Cocksuckers do stupid writing on their hands shit with a sharpie for twitter or TV?? Like 'I act like a fag and my shit's all retarded' Written on their hands?

Maybe it was about obamacare or something.. Trying to purge my memory.
Posted by: DBCooper at March 26, 2020 08:33 PM (bttOm)


Yes. Right after he came up from the crawl space after violating 3 or 4 young boys.

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)

454 Love Joel Osteen! Fight me!

Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 08:36 PM (AwPyG)

455 >>He's worse than an atheist in my opinion, at least they are honest about it. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 26, 2020 08:33 PM (TNy/K)

(polishes cuticles on lapel, checks calendar)
Yep, still Lent. Still contra-atheist.
(crosses off a day)

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:36 PM (yvnmY)

456 Some minor Hollywood actor has died of COVID. How will we go on from here? A hero is lost.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2020 08:29 PM (AroMR)


Another grim milestone. Lots of grim milestone headlines today

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2020 08:36 PM (8Sp4p)

457 I am an admirer of immigrants. Not many have it in them to say this sucks so much I and my family are going to gtfo and go to another country.
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:32

And assimilate.

Just thought I would improve on that.

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 08:35 PM (I664Y)



Living in America is not a right for foreigners. They have to earn it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2020 08:37 PM (yQpMk)

458 "405 Some minor Hollywood actor has died of COVID. How will we go on from here? A hero is lost.

One good thing that could come from all of this is an awareness how little we need or even want celebrities in our lives.

Judging by how they are acting and yelling for attention, the celebrities fear this might take place.

We need to put on a benefit! We need to do a free concert! We need to sing We Are the World again! Look at me, I got the flu! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1!!1!!"

There were moments after 9/11 when people realized and admired the true heroes, the first responders, the workers who found bodies in the debris, the people who made the system work when it should have all fallen apart. The celebrities noticed and put on a telephon about five days into it for no discernible reason other than to be in the public eye.

That was pre-widespread digital. Those types are in for a rude awakening this time because people famous for being famous are absolutely dispensable and the public really has grown weary of them. Their selfies and vids over the last few days have received the appropriate ridicule.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 26, 2020 08:37 PM (puu6v)

459 Yeah. I've got some books and have downloaded several videos on lessons.

Just need to get off my dead ass and do something.

Ruts are sometimes hard to get out of.
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 08:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Brother, don't I know it. I've been in ruts years at a stretch. Just taking that first step is sometimes all it takes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

460 Bird makes sense but Cuomo demanding 30k vents makes it sound bad. Someone needs to shut down his histrionics. The asshole should have bought more, the triage is in his 2015 pandemic plan

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 08:37 PM (ONvIw)

461 One good thing that could come from all of this is an awareness how little we need or even want celebrities in our lives.

I hate you.

Posted by: 30 year old People subscriber with a lot of cats at March 26, 2020 08:37 PM (ykYG2)

462 noodums.

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 08:37 PM (I664Y)

463 Does the media really think, at this point, not showing the president in the middle of a national crisis will somehow enhance their credibility? I mean, if they want to keep pretending we can't see through their bullshit, I guess they can. They sure will be surprised in November.

Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2020 08:37 PM (MmFTx)

464 >>get the sense that he is very motivational for a minister but not so much for a real estate broker. Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:35 PM (HALdu)

There's no home inspection code for the kind of ethereal real estate he purports to sell...

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:38 PM (yvnmY)

465
Brother, don't I know it. I've been in ruts years at a stretch. Just taking that first step is sometimes all it takes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)


Bleedat.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 08:38 PM (Zz0t1)

466 "Dr. Birx, in her pleasant and polite way, absolutely nukes our media for their outrageous behavior during this whole ordeal."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------

In this case, I prefer the nuke that BURNS you freaking eyelids off, proceeds to melt your face away and disolve your cheekbones.
After all, It IS what the lying SOB's that call themselves Politicians and Reporters actually DESERVE.

Posted by: rld with coffee at March 26, 2020 08:38 PM (dksJC)

467 STASI much?
Cities here in Washington State are setting up hot lines and apps so neighbors can rat out their neighbors whom they think are violating the stay at home rule.

Fu*kers.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2020 08:38 PM (axyOa)

468 #394 as bad as his demise was how many got infected from him until he knew.

That's why this pandemic bothers me.
I've cut way back but people around me still go do stupid stuff like buy crap at home Depot.

Posted by: torabora at March 26, 2020 08:38 PM (2mNYE)

469 Millions of Purple Hearts were manufactured in 1945, expecting to be issued for the 1946 invasion of Japan.

Most were never used, of course, and all Purple Hearts even today come from that run. Something like 3 million were manufactured, IIRC.

The ribbons are old and falling apart, and are replaced before being issued.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 08:38 PM (sy5kK)

470 Autocorrect turned Birx to bird

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 08:38 PM (ONvIw)

471 388 The left is my enemy. They are America's enemy. They are GOD's enemy. Me and America may have to tussle with the enemy to subdue them. But GOD? He says 'Hold My Beer.'.

Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 08:28 PM


Amen

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 08:38 PM (ZQR/T)

472 451 They must have Ruth Vader locked in a tower through summer.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 08:35 PM (uEbPt)

irony lung

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2020 08:39 PM (JFO2v)

473 Love Joel Osteen! Fight me!

Tell me where. He is as fake a faker as ever faked.

I'm not going to judge for the Big Guy, but I'm standing anywhere near that pile of hair gel on Judgement Day.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 08:39 PM (JCrfD)

474 Living in America is not a right for foreigners. They have to earn it.

I put 'American' as my race in the Census site. 2000 / 2010 I'd been saying 'English'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 08:39 PM (ykYG2)

475 You don't get it:

Trump is fully responsible for all failures in the entire USA, whereas...



Obama was responsible for all successes within the WORLD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:28 PM (BiNEL)

_________


I'm pretty sure Trump is responsible for all failures in the entire Galaxy ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 08:39 PM (WqPYg)

476 Some minor Hollywood actor has died of COVID. How will we go on from here? A hero is lost.
-------------------
One good thing that could come from all of this is an awareness how little we need or even want celebrities in our lives.

Judging by how they are acting and yelling for attention, the celebrities fear this might take place.

We need to put on a benefit! We need to do a free concert! We need to sing We Are the World again! Look at me, I got the flu! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1!!1!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (KZzsI)


Which minor Hollowwood actor?

I need to know.

Why?

Cuz in a few years, when he is the answer to a trivia quiz question, I'll be on my game.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2020 08:39 PM (hku12)

477 I am a Sicilian. Many of my relatives live in Italy.

I could give two fucks about that shithole country, and I regard my relatives as being inbred retards.

Thank you Jesus Almighty that I was born here and not there. There is a cure for Italian stupidity: be born in America.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 26, 2020 08:21 PM (+dsLj)

Not so sure about that...I give you Twitter.

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 08:39 PM (cF8AT)

478 >>> 185 Here is some good news that didn't make it through the COVID static here at the Arlington Quarantine Center:

'U.S. charges Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and top officials for drug trafficking scheme'

State Department offers 15 million dollars for information leading to Maduro.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 26, 2020 07:58 PM (gAXBD)

That's dumb.

Just tell Hilzebub that he's about to testify against her.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 26, 2020 08:39 PM (0ReGO)

479 Are you guys talking about Mark Blum? Looking at images I definitely recognize him. He was in a lot of 1980s movie. Condolences to his family.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 26, 2020 08:40 PM (j3npP)

480 a commenter mentioned that companies could send a bunch of impoverished workers over and then claim the product was made in Italy. That is really low btw.

I like the French shoes made by Mephisto. They make some in Portugal as well presumably to save some cash. And even newer Browning Hi Powers were made in Belgium, assembled in Portugal. At least those companies are were honest about it. I doubt they even considered the idea of importing another country.

Italy is not unknown to these types of shenanigans. They have had some crazy scandals with olive oil and truffles too.

Posted by: Quint at March 26, 2020 08:40 PM (hHxp2)

481
Not as easy as it looks!

Chairface Chippendale
Posted by: clutch cargo


He only got as far as CHA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2020 08:41 PM (aKsyK)

482 I don't see why we shouldn't spend the rest of the evening working up a decent hate for those damn former-Jugoslavs. What the hell have they ever done for us, that we should hold back from hating them?

Albanians. Herze-govinians. Bosnians Serbs. Who gives a good goddam about any of those SOB's anyway. And them Greeks Jesus.

IT SURE IS LENT IN HERE.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 26, 2020 08:41 PM (8IOEj)

483 Brothers and I have dual citizenship, Irish and American because parents were born in Ireland. We carry both passports and under Obama we used the Irish passport. As soon as Trump was elected we felt we could use an American passport without worrying about any terrorist attack. I love Trump and he confuses the EU as much as he confuses the msm.

Posted by: Abby at March 26, 2020 08:41 PM (SM/op)

484 He could say that if in 1948 ("Golden Gate in '48") after 1 million US casualties, including 350,000 deaths, defeating Japan, people learned we are a weapon that could have ended it three years earlier, there would have been lots of politicians hanging from lamp posts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 08:29 PM (7rVsF)


He could add that (IIRC), the DoD has not minted another Purple Heart since 1945 (when they were prepping for a possible invasion of the home islands).

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:41 PM (BiNEL)

485 Wait, there are Italian nipples?

Right here, big boy!

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at March 26, 2020 08:41 PM (EgshT)

486


NOOOD



Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 08:41 PM (fhCLs)

487 @473 by his fruits ye shall know him
He's brought a lot of people in.

Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 08:42 PM (AwPyG)

488 412:

The trillions dollars injection very well may be a sugar rush. Events over the next few days and an actual end in sight will be what causes the markets to stabilize. If you put in a buy order, make it with the assumption there is quite a bit of bottom left (30 percent or so) followed by rebounds based on what is actually happening. My bet is the market remains unstable through at least the Easter target date.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 26, 2020 08:42 PM (puu6v)

489 454 Love Joel Osteen! Fight me!
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 08:36 PM (AwPyG)

---

He's a fraud.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 26, 2020 08:42 PM (RU4sa)

490 The obvious answer, yes, but after more than 50 years I won't be giving up on 'em just yet.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2020 08:29 PM (EZebt)

I'm with you. I'm not giving up any friends or loved ones over politics. They will have to separate themselves from me or behave so badly that i have to break ties. But not just for different political opinions. Unless perhaps they are super extreme, like literal Naziism. Even then, I may not necessarily cut them off.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 08:42 PM (9hauA)

491 And they wonder why President Trump won't stop tweeting VFR Direct to us peasants. He even bypasses the Elite Media in pressers.

Posted by: Dingbat at March 26, 2020 08:42 PM (KylN9)

492 Actually, the most frightening thing about this pandemic is Andrea Mitchell's face. Yeesh.
Posted by: Blutarski at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (VNfwt)


Hold my ventilator.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at March 26, 2020 08:43 PM (Vy7tf)

493 I'm also told the 3000 confirmed cases in Michigan, most probably with just a case of the sniffles, has overwhelmed hospitals there.
Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 08:30 PM (PXqkf)

All the icebacks lined up for free treatment at the e-rooms

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2020 08:43 PM (1g7ch)

494 Loaded album cover art very prophetic

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 26, 2020 08:43 PM (PUmDY)

495 I'm pretty sure Trump is responsible for all failures in the entire Galaxy ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 08:39 PM (WqPYg)


I stand corrected, but you might consider the use of the term "Universe"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:44 PM (BiNEL)

496
Hey all morons' completely off topic, but for homework my oldest son had to write a paper on the use of the Nuclear bomb ending the war in the Pacific in 1945. I remembered the article published and discussed here "Thank God for the Atomic Bomb" by Paul Fussel.

It is a really powerful read if you have not seen it. I will link it here.

https://tinyurl.com/q7awe2u
Posted by: Picric at March 26, 2020 08:21 PM (nonGu)









The Imperial Japanese got what they deserved. In fact, they needed a few more nukes and firebombings, just because. The Bombing of Shanghai, The Rape of Nanking, Unit 731, The Bataan Death March, The Rape of Manila, etc etc. They did shit to the Chinese that would make an Auschwitz concentration camp guard puke. And not because of a lack of supervision, but as National Policy.

Retribution and punishment was a perfectly justifiable reason to turn the whole island of Honshu into radioactive glass.

Pro Tip: If you want your kid to get a decent grade on the paper, DON'T let him paraphrase this.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 08:44 PM (EGyGV)

497 No time like the present to start learning. There is a shit-ton of free
instructional material out there on the Interwebz that can get you
going.

My goodness, if anyone knew what you had to go through just to tune a guitar in the 60's. Let along find accurate transcriptions. Turntables weren't in tune to follow. Don't care anymore but all the open tunings and riffs are out there if you have the energy to learn now.

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 08:44 PM (K22Va)

498
It's killed over 3500 people in one day, and destroyed several billion dollars worth of real estate? OK, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 08:07 PM (miJU3)

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Hate to say it, but we are getting close to 3,000 people a day, everyday, day after day.

And it has wiped out the airlines, cruise lines, hotel and travel industry so far. And how many restaurants will never reopen?

This is something that will be talked about for years.

Posted by: rd at March 26, 2020 08:45 PM (+0uDE)

499 I expect in 3 weeks being infected with cororonavirus will become de rigeur and radical chic

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2020 08:46 PM (EZebt)

500 Joel Osteen = Six Flags Over Jesus.

Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 08:46 PM (XhWtx)

501 474. me too, no more hyphens

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 08:47 PM (ONvIw)

502 My bet is the market remains unstable through at least the Easter target date.
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The market will remain unstable through the election. It will turn after and only to the extent trump wins.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (ZuGkg)

503 If nurses on the front lines got half the air time Pres. Trump gets they wouldn't be able to do their jobs.

Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at March 26, 2020 08:49 PM (W8/ca)

504 I know a LOT of nurses. They all say the same thing, 'We are tired but this is our job.' What a bunch of magnificent people.

Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 08:52 PM (XhWtx)

505 Andrea stay good and frightened you old ding bat. And come November I know that you'll be surprised that Trump won, since you never met anybody who voted for him.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 26, 2020 08:53 PM (NvbIF)

506 My concern is that the ragheads and other bad actors are taking notes that toilet paper is a soft target for us.

Posted by: Dingbat at March 26, 2020 08:54 PM (KylN9)

507 297 - You are quite right. Purely from a hospital administrator's POV, this is worse than 9/11. I remember how heartbreaking it was to see all the flyers outside the hospitals. "Have you seen my brother/husband/son.."with a picture & description. Those folks never made it to the hospital.
Tons of people lining up to donate blood...that wasn't needed because no survivors.
There were tons of news stories about medical staffers rushing to their hospitals to help. No need. No survivors.
From a hospital admin perspective this is worse - a viral neutron bomb, in a sense. The buildings are okay. The people aren't. And we don't know when it will end.

Posted by: vivi at March 26, 2020 08:54 PM (11H2y)

508 Hey all morons' completely off topic, but for homework my oldest son had to write a paper on the use of the Nuclear bomb ending the war in the Pacific in 1945.
Posted by: Picric at March 26, 2020 08:21 PM (nonGu)


Don't start none, won't be none.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 26, 2020 08:55 PM (r6GXX)

509 The big problem for the left with this whole situation is:
1. They need to be on the opposite side as Trump.
2. They have to be right when no one knows what the best option is.
3. If they guess wrong, they might be held responsible.

So they have resorted to saying Trump is wrong but giving no details about what he is wrong about or he should be doing.


I think you should be able to win an argument with most of those on the Left these days by simply requiring them to define their terms.

Posted by: JB1000 at March 26, 2020 08:55 PM (geO1h)

510 And it has wiped out the airlines, cruise lines, hotel and travel industry so far. And how many restaurants will never reopen?

Don't forget that the airlines stopped ALL flying after 9/11.

They were giving away cruise vacations during what is normally peak cruise season (Christmas through New Years) where balcony suites were going for less than low season inboard.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 26, 2020 09:00 PM (C+evo)

511 So NYC is making their quota of dead bodies to make soylent green a possibility.

Posted by: morigu at March 26, 2020 09:09 PM (Eu98u)

512 And it has wiped out the airlines, cruise lines, hotel and travel industry so far. And how many restaurants will never reopen?

This is something that will be talked about for years.
Posted by: rd at March 26, 2020 08:45 PM (+0uDE)


The Kung Flu Freakout is kill business, not the virus.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2020 09:13 PM (1g7ch)

513 I don't know if it is one of those Bernstein Bears alternate universe things, but I would have sworn Andrea Mitchell was mort.

Posted by: Nobody at March 26, 2020 09:26 PM (8zK8n)

514 Jesus, now all I can think of is Andrea Mitchell trying to funnel Alan Greenspan's wrinkly old hog. Like pushing a rope into a box full of gravel.

Posted by: old5.0 at March 26, 2020 09:41 PM (kwOrK)

515 .

Why is there not a Bat Soup Fever parody video of Ted Nugent's Cat Scratch Fever?

Has the world gone mad?

Posted by: Mongo at March 26, 2020 09:47 PM (PYikF)

516 How is more US cases possible?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 26, 2020 09:55 PM (PUmDY)

517 504
I know a LOT of nurses. They all say the same thing, 'We are tired but this is our job.' What a bunch of magnificent people.


Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 08:52 PM (XhWtx)

And you know who else is working their assess off.... Walmart stock people and associates.
If my local Walmart is any measure, all I can say is thank God for Walmart. They are keeping the products moving, and cleaning the crap out of everything. They have 2 dozen carriages only, and everyone get sprayed an wiped before being put back in the queue....When you are done with a touch screen self pay.... bam there is a blue vest with a spray bottle and wipes.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 26, 2020 10:06 PM (hlbSB)

518 Tell Charlie Sykes to get the hell down from his soapbox and face the reality that he is a grade A putz.

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at March 27, 2020 12:24 AM (xZjSg)

519 Go home and hug your Snowflake Doll your Teddy Bear ran away got tired of all the stupid whining

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 27, 2020 12:50 AM (FLiOE)

520 I really loved the post. This is a very helpful post. You may know now more about Ekadashi Vrat rituals with an instant guide.

Posted by: Ekadashi Fast at March 27, 2020 06:09 AM (rDAEx)

521 The DHS has pushed the RealID back by a year to next fall, so the Deep State has got that going for them:

https://fxn.ws/2UnS4ME

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2020 08:55 AM (BFizn)

522 What is propping up this business model, that is run primarily for the benefit of the employees? It is the monopoly power of the cable concessions granted by local governments. Each one is the sole provider of cable television services within its locality, outside of satellite service. It collects monopoly rents from the local subscribers. It puts plenty of that money into the pockets of local politicians to maintain those franchise. And it pays billions upon billions of dollars to providers, like CNN and MSNBC (and FoxNews). The subscribers are given "take it or leave it" buffets for the fees.

It is also the monopoly power of Google, Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, and Twitter. They control the data and they control the ad placements and revenue and they increasingly control the content and the audience. Without that ad revenue the online activities of all these publications and outlets would cease to exist. These networks are natural monopolies just as much as the local cable provider.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at March 27, 2020 09:11 AM (hrHLc)

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