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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Nurse Who at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (KM9D1)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (noaju)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (lntLM)
Gotta give it to her. The kid looked like he's got some of mom's performer genes too.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (noaju)
Or contributed a single verse of 'Imagine'?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Archduke Generalissimo Reverend Doctor Professor Senator Vice President Joe Biden, Esq. at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (0ReGO)
Pours a row full of glasses.
Step right up!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (7ZMbn)
I prefer mine stirred.
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (lntLM)
If I obviously scratch myself anywhere (head,arm, leg etc), doggeh will politely pause in his attack
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (Vy7tf)
I need a pedicure. When will this quarantine crap be over?
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (lntLM)
Me too. I'm also overdue for a wax and a haircut. I'm a friggin mess.
Posted by: Fatass Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (6ofTb)
Apparently not until people stop coughing in Hell-Ay, NooYawk, and Shitcago.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Downcast at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (r+sAi)
If I obviously scratch myself anywhere (head,arm, leg etc), doggeh will politely pause in his attack
Posted by: vmom 2020
Dogs have 64 words for "scratch".
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (lntLM)
there's always one, but OK! Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM
* types *
* deletes *
* watches a 60mph pitch float across the middle of the middle of the plate, navel high, for a called strike *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Downcast at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (xgpfE)
Yep, I don't think she allows it to be dull there.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Dr. Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (H5knJ)
*shakes quarantinies*
Pours a row full of glasses.
Step right up!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (7ZMbn)
Hey Bob! I got willowed but I asked if your fat-shaming nic was working. I changed mine just in case you say yes.
Posted by: Fatass Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (6ofTb)
Whatever it takes.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega
Now do lasagna.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Normally, one can reserve a delivery time slot for the following day. I can't imagine what the wait is now that Ontario is completely shut down.
Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (sb+Cg)
Licking your balls works too.
Posted by: the dog at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: pornhub at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (mw1Wz)
I need a pedicure. When will this quarantine crap be over?
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (lntLM)
Heh. Petco's are still open.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (lntLM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (r+sAi)
I think you have focused on what I am doing wrong with the coffee prep!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (BiNEL)
I can only go by the screengrab as I would never watch whatever that is:
She is a 0
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (noaju)
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)
I was going to say something but.... no.
Maybe at a MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: egnopS at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)
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Die.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (RU4sa)
I've started doing that - as soon as I log off from work, I grab the dog and we walk around the neighborhood. It actually helps.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (HmZuC)
Pours a row full of glasses.
Step right up!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM
Can I have three?
Posted by: Katie Hill at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (DMUuz)
"It's like watchin' a yo-yo." And Nicolle giggles.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (lntLM)
The local FuckFacebook "club" has women on it...."Are there any nail places open?!??!"
We're in a pandemic, doofus. No one gives a fuck about your fingernails.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (gAXBD)
And in 1815.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (lntLM)
it's a decent channel, actually. I'd rate her a 1. She has some video about trying to wear a victorian era corset for a full day.
Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (PbpT7)
>>She is a 0
Give it another week. You'll be climbing through your screen.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM
I've been to a couple of plant nurseries in the last few days. They are mobbed because they are about the only places that are open- I talked to lots of people who said that they were there because they were going stir-crazy just sitting at home all day. Nice way to stop and smell the flowers since all of the arboretums are closed.
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: the dog at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (Tnijr)
I linked a couple more. The latter YouTuber is the one I was talking about. She's pretty interesting.
Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (PbpT7)
I've noticed too. I hate that fkn faggot.
Posted by: Infidel at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (XG6D3)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (7ZQe3)
You're being sarcastic... right?
We have enough newcomers around here, unless you are, say, me, sarcasm cannot be assumed.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jose B at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (NGm/n)
She is a 0
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (noaju)
It's a song parody.....Maybe I'm getting old and have been married too long and my 'tastes' have changed.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (lntLM)
Got a Dremel?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)
I like it better than Enlightened Keto version because it uses chicory fiber instead of corn fiber. From what I understand corn fiber can spike your glucose a bit higher. You can eat a pint of Rebel ice cream and still be eating less than 7 carbs. I get the mint chip.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Joe "Boolah, Bollah" Biden at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (gAXBD)
no, thanks for mentioning it. I'll look it up.
Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (BiNEL)
Me too! I consider it a service to my neighbors.
Posted by: G. Gnome at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Fatass Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (6ofTb)
LOL! well it certainly is in my face every damn time I comment. And I weigh myself every morning and if I've gained I'm pissed. Walking, started hitting the heavy bag.Its the MOME that has me motivated. I don't want to to waddle into the soiree.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Infidel at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (XG6D3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (ptqGC)
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I think we've all seen that movie enough to know that you just shoot the zombies and pay no attention to the government unless you need more ammo and the key figure in a subplot that goes nowhere.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (kOpft)
She is a 0
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (noaju)
You aren't missing much, it's a song parody, and not a very good one in my opinion.
Posted by: Opinionated Surfperch at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (tVQUs)
Now you're bragging!
Good for you. Just let me imagine the bacchanalian action. No need for details.
We are the Horde of Morons for a reason.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (n7enF)
Posted by: Han Yolo at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (k5hWy)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (7ZQe3)
He's going to stay home and do... what? What does he do anyway? Anything?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)
All dogs have three names: the name we call them, the name other dogs know them by, and their secret name that only their mother knows.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (noaju)
Posted by: The Speakeasy Car Wash at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (pS94+)
He's going to stay home and do... what? What does he do anyway? Anything?
Pray to Mecca five times a day.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (yQpMk)
**************
Kroger's line of supermarkets keep them well stocked around here. I aint got no toilet paper but I have a fuckload of keto ice cream.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (lntLM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Give it another week. You'll be climbing through your screen.
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I thought she was pretty okay, as brits go.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow
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Doing that to some of the folks around here and it would be the last thing you would do to anyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (Y4EXg)
He's going to stay home and do... what? What does he do anyway? Anything?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Bash Jews with an overbite and "I say" before every sentence.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)
As of right now, I'm allowing my neighbors to live. In a zombie apocalypse, I'm killing everyone nearby and taking their stored goods.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (ZCEU2)
i thought that parents forced into homeschooling duty would appreciate it.
Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)
He "works from home."
Fucker hasn't worked in his life. Not sure what that means.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (7ZQe3)
I'd go with Basil Hayden's if you like a little sweeter, Blanton's if you like a little extra punch, and Woodford Double Oaked for something in between. (The last one is sublime)
Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (noaju)
The global warming scam and the low fat, high carb scam have a lot in common.
But I'll tell you what interests me, even if it is of no interest to anyone else.
The media went all-in in their support of the Ansell Keynes heart health diet.
That tells me the media has always been stupid.
It also tells me that media credibility is inversely proportional to how unanimous they are in support of something
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
If this is what we do for a somewhat serious moderately infectious disease, what would we do for a zombie outbreak?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Run outside on the porch with your stainless steel colander facemask, assless chaps and AR15, ready for action. If you're the only one in your neighborhood dressed like that, then go back inside, the apockeyclipse isn't here yet.
*stolen and repurposed joke*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)
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Head to Georgia and try to find a lawman by the name of Rick Grimes. As a member of his group of survivors, you'll have about a 50/50 chance of surviving.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (lntLM)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (pS94+)
Foghorn Leghorn?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (BiNEL)
Well vote for me as governor of Italy.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (pw+jk)
When not discussing politics, he's fine though. It's a Jekyll/Hyde thing in real time. I just keep my head down and study. New job and it has a bit of a learning curve. I like it though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (F9ebM)
Posted by: Keaneau Reeves at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: f'd at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (Tnijr)
My word as a Biden.
Posted by: getting the banned back together to remember joey dunlop, yer only maun at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (+JcZS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (pS94+)
Foghorn Leghorn?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Foghorn Leghorn stammers "I say, I say, I say."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Chinese Guy at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (n7enF)
Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, shrink to the size of a lima bean.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Vendette at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: f'd at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (Tnijr)
She was. And I'm sure the whole look was part of the quarantine act.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Fucker hasn't worked in his life. Not sure what that means.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)
His "job" is being Royal. He actually gets a salary for it, IIRC.
Posted by: Opinionated Surfperch, thankful for the Revolution at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (lntLM)
******
Whew that puts me in the clear. My ass doesn't move for anything.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Clandestine
Posted by: The Speakeasy Car Wash at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (XVuno)
Devine !
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (mw1Wz)
The global warming scam and the low fat, high carb scam have a lot in common.
But I'll tell you what interests me, even if it is of no interest to anyone else.
The media went all-in in their support of the Ansell Keynes heart health diet.
That tells me the media has always been stupid.
It also tells me that media credibility is inversely proportional to how unanimous they are in support of something
i find that correspondence between the two hoaxes fascinating.
also, in both cases: the case was "proven" with a FAKE CONSENSUS of cherry-picked "scientists" who all already agred.
Never any proof -- but they would cite "The Consensus."
Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Woody Allen at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (/GUxN)
He's going to stay home and do... what? What does he do anyway? Anything?
Pray to Mecca five times a day.
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He's a prince.
Go to Mecca and lick the rock like a boss.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (kOpft)
The Firm's drummer is a hoot. They're playing a song that isn't quite butch enough for Loverboy, but he's acting like he's banging out Judas Priest. Is he that hard or does his contract limit his restroom breaks?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (qe5CM)
Not sure what state you guys are in that are allowing any retail business that isn't food or pharmacy to have "mobs". Here in Michigan, if you are an "essential" business, you cannot have more than five people inside the store at a time. No lines allowed outside either.
Local gun shop got the ok to open, but they have to follow the five people at a time in the store. Call ahead and place/pay for your order and they will have it ready for you. Don't come in the store just to "look around", you need to come in with a mission. Range is closed. Don't form a line, you have to wait in your car.
I saw a chyron on Fox earlier today that Publix? is installing plexiglass shields at their check out registers to provide a barrier for their cashiers.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (/qO+U)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (lntLM)
Young Anne Meara, but not as cute. Nor funny.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (7oV8J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (yQpMk)
Dammit, that's a trade secret!
Posted by: ConorDog at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)
also, in both cases: the case was "proven" with a FAKE CONSENSUS of cherry-picked "scientists" who all already agred.
Never any proof -- but they would cite "The Consensus."
Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (PbpT7)I've noticed the same thing.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Woody Allen at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (/GUxN)
"Here's looking at your kid."
- - Bogie Koenigsberg
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: SMOD at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (XVuno)
We have shut down the entire state because there are 8 deaths.bet we get that every day in vehicle accidents.
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (KNsKs)
coffee, what would be a good bourbon to use? Especially if I wanted to
have one every day, for medicinal purposes.
I can't see a thing wrong with Evan Williams at around $20 a handle but I'll defer to more experienced palates.
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (K22Va)
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I get the feeling those may be a bit beyond my price range for a daily. I've been quite pleased with Larceny.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (XVuno)
Daily Mail sez that Meggie Sparkles is forbidding Harry from going back to England to see his father and granny. Forbidding, the bitch is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (XVuno)
"Pumpateen?!"
- - Clinton and Epstein, LLC
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Rabbit at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (Qf83p)
My favorite grocery store was fairly empty and a bit depressing. I bought more oranges. And a duck. I've cooked duck a couple of times before and thought Why Not?
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (JKNZq)
Byzantine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (/qO+U)
Already done here at my local Harris Teeter supermarket
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Andy? Is that you?"
Does he have a thong rind?
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (Tnijr)
I took a lovely ride on my awesome horse today.
FNM and state authoritarians got wily enough to realize that XX # hospitalized statewide doesn't really justify all this lockdown so now its all "health care workers fear they'll run out of PPE, and just a statement with no # of cases given that a lockdown is needed. Fookin progs, thanks for voting in a nanny government to ground everybody for 3 weeks.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (7ZQe3)
There's been much speculation about how William could bypass Charles to the throne. Well, I think I see a path now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (lntLM)
Posted by: Girl from the South at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (XVuno)
Isn't that a cracker?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Hydroxicholorquine is from Sunshine.
Oreoxichloroquine is from Nabisco.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (pS94+)
Twaaaang!
First you put it in,
Then you pull it out,
Do the Hokey Pokey,
And you wave it all about.
Posted by: Jo Biddley at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (iTXRQ)
plexiglass shields at their check out registers to provide a barrier for
their cashiers.
Great.
Now do airplane seats.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (pS94+)
Foghorn Leghorn?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Goy, I say, goy, where ya, I say, where ya headed?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (7ZQe3)
I liked that the one time I tried it. I like Bulleit a lot for a daily, too.
Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (lntLM)
She's a Catholic like I'm a multi millionaire.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (k5hWy)
Posted by: Surfperch, alone for the Quarantine at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (n7enF)
Daily Mail sez that Meggie Sparkles is forbidding Harry from going back to England to see his father and granny. Forbidding, the bitch is.
She knows that the Tower of London is still in working order, right?
Posted by: Mary Stuart at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (rCwaK)
One look, and you know what you are going to regret this given enough time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (Z+IKu)
Always check for no skulls and crossbones on the label before ingesting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (noaju)
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (/GUxN)
Posted by: Joey Biden at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (Tnijr)
"....Life is a rock, but the radio rolled me."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Heidi at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (pS94+)
Foghorn Leghorn?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Goy, I say, goy, where ya, I say, where ya headed?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
I say, wella, I say.....we need more gas chambers to make room for all the sick people in the middle east.
Posted by: Foghorn Charleshorn at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Surfperch, alone for the Quarantine at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (noaju)
There is really no need to bring up the last thread....
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)
https://tinyurl.com/yx28gg4f
Posted by: Jane D'oh
d'awww...
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (ZCEU2)
But abortions? Come on in!
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (+fPHo)
Good news from NYC. It looks like the number of hospitalizations is slowing down. It's still increasing, but the rate of increase is slowing down significantly.
Could be just a lull, but if it holds, the number of ventilators and resources required will not be as bad as was projected.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (rCwaK)
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She was. And I'm sure the whole look was part of the quarantine act.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)
She has I think, four other videos on her site. She's not a shy woman. Watch the one called "My Fanny."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pain at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: ALH
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Not a Catholic at all. She excommunicated herself.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (noaju)
Posted by: publius
I don't think he can- line of succession is carved in stone
Charles, when king, could abdicate
that's about it, barring an act of Parliament
unless I'm wrong (TM)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Surfperch, alone for the Quarantine at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (tVQUs)
Brilliantine, turpentine, nectarine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (n7enF)
And fish tank cleaner, for flavor.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (rCwaK)
Be interesting to see the traffic between QE and the NHS, eh?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Joe Cugine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (qe5CM)
Local florist in town , when she got the order that the gov was closing everything except food fuel pharmacy, either gave away or threw away all of her flowers, plants, etc. Her shop windows are completely bare as are the cases inside usually brimming with flowers. That is one of the saddest sights. I don't know what else she would have done with everything. She got all of a half day that she was to be closed.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (/qO+U)
I am an introvert.
THERE ARE PEOPLE IN MY PERSONAL DAILY WORLD.
GET THEM OUT
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (mw1Wz)
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My tastes seem to lean towards the sweeter, wheat brands. I'll give Bulleit a try too.
We should have a Bourbon thread
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (Tnijr)
My experiment is not going well.
On the upside taking a profile of me holding toilet paper has gotten the highest number of Likes I've ever received.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)
Tell them to go you-know-what themselves.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (H8QX8)
hospitalizations is slowing down. It's still increasing, but the rate of
increase is slowing down significantly.
Could be just a lull, but if it holds, the number of ventilators
and resources required will not be as bad as was projected.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (rCwaK)
So this means no more two hour blathering marble-mouthed pressers from Fredo the Elder?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (ptqGC)
I'm Joe Biden and I don't know where I am.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Surfperch, with Salt and Lime at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Hadrian
I held a phart in till Smash left the room, does that count?
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Slow Ol Joe at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (+JcZS)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (ptqGC)
Jane, LOL.
QEII: "Here Charles, I made some nice Chinese Bat Soup just for you. Have some!"
Prince Andrew: "What the devil?! Mother, you never cook! Besides, I'm not hungry."
QEII: "You don't understand. I wasn't asking."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Goliath at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (gAXBD)
But abortions? Come on in!
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (+fPHo)
You simply must have priorities in a medical emergency, comrade!
Posted by: B Mennendez at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: publius
unless of course you meant Charlie dropping dead from WuHuFlu
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (iTXRQ)
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (Ckg4U)
Worried sick about the man, and it turns out he's been cheating on us.
Always good to see you, Slappy!
Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (5f/5M)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (S6/o1)
Posted by: Bruce Wayne at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Vendette at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (nRNOc)
They aren't singing Imagine, are they?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (ykYG2)
that isn't quite butch enough for Loverboy, but he's acting like he's
banging out Judas Priest. Is he that hard or does his contract limit his
restroom breaks?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (H5knJ)
I was at a party back in the day and someone put The Firm's album on the stereo. As soon as it started playing a guy ran across the room, ripped it off the turn table and then threw it at the wall where it stuck, in between the gaps in the wood paneling.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Katie Hillx@KatieHill4CA
·
2h
"They're not gonna be hugging and kissing each other in the office when they go back, even if they may want to." -
@realDonaldTrump
What? You gross fuck
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (7ZQe3)
I'm having a bourbon YEAR.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (Z4rgH)
Today CNN and MSNBC both left the briefing after Trump turned it over to Pence. Which suggests those nets are really not interested in getting the info at all.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (ZCEU2)
Need to take matters into your own hands. Get a cart. tomorrow morning start yelling.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (7ZMbn)
Good point I just heard on the radio: Cocksucker mayors/governors are illegally ordering people to stay home and will AREEST you if you don't WHILE at the same time theyre letting Criminals out of jail!
Posted by: Soothsayer Sanders at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (yDBK2)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Hadrian
I broke up a vicious fight between two of my co-workers (okay, they are cats) so help keep the peace at the quarantine cubicle warren.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (VcFUs)
And more on the American ingenuity, necessity is the mother of invention front. Some doctors and engineers somewhere have figured out how to make makeshift ventilators for about $100 in parts.
They're still testing it, but it looks good.
Locally, docs and engineers from somewhere (don't remember if it was Clemson or USC) managed to create a device that would allow 4 people to share a ventilator. They are 3D printing it, and it's good to go.
They based it on some "hacking" other doctors had used in dire situations to put multiple patients on the same ventilator.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (rCwaK)
to pick up a few things, hoping things wouldn't be too insane. Then our
Gov had to go and put out a shelter-in-place order beginning Friday
night. I expect the store is going to be chaos.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (CAJOC)
Get in early. It will only get worse. The pants-sagging townies discovered our island Publix. One hoglet had a shopping cart with four cases of soda pop (not the diet kind, of course) and bags of chips, boxes of cookies, etc.
I heard one say, "Dey got everything out here. Imonna get a bunch."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (lntLM)
ALH, after she's passed, I can't wait to hear Nancy explain to the devil how Catholic and wealthy she is.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (S6/o1)
******
That's Grindr, but after the matches I've seen, yes.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (+dsLj)
I'm out.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (noaju)
Sings. She's got a few hundred subscribers to her youtube channel. It's possible she's just getting warmed up.
Nice comedy voice, probably not going to get famous this way, but I might keep an eye on her channel.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (hku12)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (ykYG2)
It's the Fed's way of solving the Toilet Paper Shortages.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (noaju)
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (RU4sa)
That's Grindr. Trust me on this.
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (ykYG2)
Good point.
Two Trillion a year will buy a lotta beer.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (ykYG2)
Half price lap dances before 7 p.m.at the Cloak Room during the 'isolation.'
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: azalea city at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (RU4sa)
===
Not by gay men but guys that like to sip penis and take a penis or two in the pooper.
Posted by: Shep Now with Spare Time at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 08:44 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 08:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (lntLM)
ALH, after she's passed, I can't wait to hear Nancy explain to the devil how Catholic and wealthy she is.
Posted by: qdpsteve
---
"I had a burning passion for providing abortion funding."
I have just the place for you. You're going to love it here. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 08:44 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 08:44 PM (KxVoZ)
Don't get me started or I'll turn mean, green, and wildly obscene.
Posted by: at March 25, 2020 08:44 PM (Tnijr)
Tinder is the great social-experiment in hypergamy and harem-building.
And then there's Snifr.
Posted by: Creepy Joe at March 25, 2020 08:44 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)
I think Nicholas Nickleby is also on Prime
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Madonna at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (sWM8x)
Unfortunately, no. Most printing is done electronically. The money the Fed creates is mostly 1s and 0s in its computers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (rCwaK)
******************
Word on hypergamy, that's why I'm doing so well with my toilet paper photos. I finally have something they need.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Nevada Governor at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (dOV9E)
Oreoxichloroquine is from Nabisco.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (pS94+)
Drat! JJ beat me to it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM
Grindr.
That's what I read, anyway.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (r6GXX)
I wasn't brave enough to ask, but have been wondering.
I also wonder if Eye-talians are not more susceptible some how, given their country being hit so hard, and the number of wops that keep croaking in Jersey,
Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (5f/5M)
Posted by: Madonna at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (sWM8x)
Huh. I figured you for a Brazilian.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (H8QX
If you are not in some manner beholden to the government for your very existence, then eff off!
Posted by: Congressional Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: The Kingfish at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (+JcZS)
Posted by: Madonna at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (sWM8x)
Just walk away from it for a while, someone will grab it.
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (dOV9E)
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Welcome to Wisconsin, Tony Evers (D) Governor and Supreme Ruler
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (7ZQe3)
I just checked and the dice version of the game seems to be available for the usual price ($40). The dice version is called Pandemic: The Cure and I actually like it better than the original. It sets up quickly, plays smoothly, and if you lose it's easy to just set it up again and play once more. And in my opinion the various jobs are extremely well-balanced such that I'm willing to play with just random draws of who gets what job; when playing the original I always want someone playing the Medic.
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/150658/pandemic-cure
Posted by: mr_jack at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (57l0O)
Posted by: Madonna at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (sWM8x)
France.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (ykYG2)
Good point.
Two Trillion a year will buy a lotta beer.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (Zz0t1)
One can of the cheap stuff.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (G546f)
maybe; there are many versions, like Holmes.
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:47 PM (zr5Kq)
Apparently his instinct against handing out hundreds of billions to companies in a hastily constructed Two Trillion Dollar Sweepstakes and Give Away is, while coming from the wrong place, coincidentally in line with the rest of us who thinks that tanking the economy isn't a good remedy against the Flu.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 08:47 PM (uYQjf)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tolkien_Reading_Day
I don't know if I'm going to read anything but I think I'm going to go discuss the Silmarillion with one of my boys. He's making his way through it.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (XVuno)
Nothing a moneyshot couldn't fix.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (v1P+X)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: stumck at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (uksaT)
Singing the songs of angry men ?
Posted by: runner
It is the music of a sheeple
who have just been shaved again
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (H8QX
DSA, the Family First Bill includes tax credits for the self employed. That was the bill signed last Wednesday.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (/qO+U)
~~~~~
I don't believe that's true since it is based on 2018 tax returns. Doesn't matter how/where you made your money, all they care about is the amount you made.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Penis at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (3inwt)
who have just been shaved again
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (G546f)
hahahah !
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (u82oZ)
Are we on track to be:
[ ] Venezuela
[ ] Zimbabwe
[ ] China
Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (sGotD)
Shit. That leaves me out.
Posted by: Al Capone at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (iTXRQ)
That doesn't even make sense.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (ptqGC)
Over the past couple of days, I've been getting back in the Fed/financial shit again, and reading up on what they're doing.
I cannot stress how big the Fed is going to go. It's gonna make their actions after the '08 Crash look conservative. The Fed is planning on going YOLO. They are going to buy, backstop, and bailout everything.
BUY ALL THE THINGS!!! PRINTING PRESSES TO LUDICROUS SPEED!!!
In the stimulus bill, there was/is a provision to grant the Fed the authority to buy stocks and corporate bonds directly. Won't know until it's passed if that goes through.
The Fed is already buying corporate bonds through the SPV (special purpose vehicle) tricks, I see.
I cannot stress enough how much money the Fed is gonna print. Monetary bukake all over the damn place. Rudolph Von Havenstein is spooging in his grave. All over our faces.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (rCwaK)
Say hello to my swollen friend, coronaboner!
Posted by: Creepy Joe at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (EzqsV)
Bet every florests in Pa and every state is in same situation, maybe a half million in flowers wiped out.
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM
That's some quality Horde advice right there!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Don Lemon at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (NEu0P)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (XVuno)
Screw the money. Save the wheelbarrow.
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (/GUxN)
Shoop shoop
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (7ZQe3)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/4vaN01VLYSQ
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (Zz0t1)
The future's so bright I'm gonna be unpaid.
Posted by: Everyone but Congress at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (XVuno)
no, no. that's what Krauts do. we are better than that. We will use trucks and SUVs.
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)
Tontine.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Oooh, good one!
Posted by: Fatass Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 08:51 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 25, 2020 08:52 PM (JKNZq)
No love for naphthalene?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (u82oZ)
Life is short. One can't sample all the pleasures.
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 08:52 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 25, 2020 08:52 PM (KSBDE)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 25, 2020 08:52 PM (KSBDE)
Safety, is job 41.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM
Well, it's not blood type. The US and Italy have roughly the same percentages.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (r6GXX)
I cannot stress how big the Fed is going to go. It's gonna make their actions after the '08 Crash look conservative. The Fed is planning on going YOLO. They are going to buy, backstop, and bailout everything.
BUY ALL THE THINGS!!! PRINTING PRESSES TO LUDICROUS SPEED!!!
In the stimulus bill, there was/is a provision to grant the Fed the authority to buy stocks and corporate bonds directly. Won't know until it's passed if that goes through.
The Fed is already buying corporate bonds through the SPV (special purpose vehicle) tricks, I see.
I cannot stress enough how much money the Fed is gonna print. Monetary bukake all over the damn place. Rudolph Von Havenstein is spooging in his grave. All over our faces.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (rCwaK)
Hehe! Money Printer goes Brrrrrr!
Posted by: Jerome Powell at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (H8QX8)
During Weimar hyperinflation, it was more efficient to burn money. More energy from that than the equivalent amount of wood and othe fuel that amount of cash would buy.
And the Fed is fucking there too, because again, the money creation will be mostly electronic,digi-dollars.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jabba the Nadler at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (NEu0P)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 25, 2020 08:52 PM (KSBDE)
Oh heck yes. I mean, if I even see a glove on someone's hand, I drop a deuce right there. It's especially awkward because of the assless chaps.
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (dOV9E)
https://tinyurl.com/thnd2ph
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (JKNZq)
Truly...the way the math points...i owe you.
You're my news broker. I'm glad i don't have to trudge through such drudgery of retardradiation .
Yeah....but ( im not a woman but i stayed at a Holiday Inn last night ) i feel as though you are being protective. Is there some stupid horror you are not telling us?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 08:54 PM (4C4f2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (XVuno
I'm gonna need a bigger wheelbarrow.
Posted by: Elephant Man at March 25, 2020 08:54 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (sGotD)
Good to know.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 08:54 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Vendette
That's not the neighbors.
Posted by: The voices at March 25, 2020 08:54 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Don Lemon at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (NEu0P)
Watch out for the "Three Pepper" from Hickory Farms. I made that mistake.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 25, 2020 08:54 PM (2N7oZ)
Naphthalene cleans sinuses and repels moths. It's a primo experience.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (u82oZ)
Imagine how perfect it would be for someone with moths in their sinuses!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (XVuno)
So people who actually violated the law, were judged by their peers (or pleaded out) and were incarcerated by availing themselves to Due Process get to walk free
Those who violate the whims of a tyrant, who gets to invent law on the fly, without any legislative process or review, gets to do jail time.
I wonder what Claire Wolfe would recommend.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: Jabba the Nadler at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (NEu0P)
good job !
*wish I would have thought of it
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ha at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (fNWtj)
Posted by: DBCooper at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (bttOm)
Later, peeps.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (ptqGC)
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Well, they don't want any actual information to get in the way of their propaganda.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (ZCEU2)
Listening to the audiobook helps.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (BJKQV)
Later, peeps.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (ptqGC)
Have a good night. Kick back and relax a bit. You've earned it.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (XVuno)
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Or that guys from this morning who was a "moths ******"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (XVuno)
no, no. that's what Krauts do. we are better than that. We will use trucks and SUVs.
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)
How'll you get gas for your SUV if you need to bring along a boatload of money to buy it?
Posted by: Surfperch's paradox at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (tVQUs)
It was so successful that there have been a wave of other "legacy" games, but from reviews I have read it's the best "legacy" game.
So if your COVID-19 sheltering somehow lets you hang out with others who would play this with you, maybe give it a try.
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/161936/pandemic-legacy-season-1
P.S. I'm not aware of any online play version of Pandemic, but there is a similar game whose theme is fighting fires (rather than fighting disease outbreaks). The game is called Flashpoint: Fire Rescue and there is a game on Steam that allows online play:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/654220/Flash_Point_Fire_Rescue/
I haven't tried this Steam game, but I have played the original board game and I like it even better than Pandemic.
Posted by: mr_jack at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (57l0O)
their totalitarian leftist fantasies -- banning church gatherings,
shutting down gun stores, ordering people to lock down in their homes,
releasing actual criminals.
More people have died from bee stings than the Chinese Lung Aids Bioweapon.
Posted by: The voices at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (mw1Wz)
So unlicensed street pharmacists with questionable tax and income documentation will benefit?
Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (uYQjf)
https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/
another-word-for/poontang.html
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (p09tx)
I think we're looking at two strains. The deadlier COVID is carried in the blood of children. Adults can't pass it on. The treatment protocol is often a cocktail of heavy metals introduced rapidly in a single dose.
Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: DBCooper at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (bttOm)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/ht672-wYelc
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (/GUxN)
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (+JcZS)
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (/GUxN)
HOW DARE YOU!!
(cough)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (dOV9E)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJPIakrYV34
Who went to Heavy Metal Unlimited in Saginaw?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (7MuIB)
Why not punish people with more children?
Or punish people with better health?
Class Warfare commie bullshit.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (7MuIB)
Libertine!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:59 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 08:59 PM (/GUxN)
https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/
another-word-for/poontang.html
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (Z4rgH)
WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG!!!!
Posted by: Sweaty Teddy at March 25, 2020 08:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 08:59 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 08:59 PM (4C4f2)
I haven't tried it in coffee.
That may be interesting.
Working on a bottle of Jack right now. Gift from a friend. My preference is for Big Horn but I have to go to Montana to get it.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 25, 2020 09:00 PM (TYQsd)
Posted by: Tina Turner at March 25, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E)
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Well, one thing for sure. Just because they get away with it once, doesn't mean they'll come up with another phony ass crisis to move the needle to ever more fascism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (ucNdt)
Well shit
I filt up for $20. And I was showing 35 miles to empty
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (ucNdt)
Thanks! Shame Weiland had to crash and burn.
Posted by: DBCooper at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (/GUxN)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Tina Turner at March 25, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E)
Dang. We were just about to post something.
Posted by: ABBA at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:02 PM (un7FC)
Also, no arrests for non violent crimes because reasons.
I hope Nurse is carrying at work.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 25, 2020 09:02 PM (TYQsd)
Thanks! Shame Weiland had to crash and burn.
Posted by: DBCooper at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (bttOm)
My pleasure. It's the hollywood lifestyle. Get's em all.
Sad thing, he was better when he was high.......
Posted by: Sweaty Teddy at March 25, 2020 09:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 09:02 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (Zz0t1)
If you want a pretty picture of how much money the Fed has printed so far, look at FRED's graph of the monetary base to date:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BOGMBASE
Now, what they're gonna do is make that previous monetary bukake look pitiful.
And note the related bit of monetary porn, how much federal debt has been monetized by the Fed:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FDHBFRBN
Again, the Fed is gonna make that look tame. The Fed is gonna by buying Ts like there's no tomorrow to cover this $2T of stimulus.
Monetary bukake. We're gonna be dripping.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (tVQUs)
There's NO QUESTION it would have to be Baroke Owebama.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DBCooper at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (bttOm)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/ht672-wYelc
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Damn, guessed wrong. Thought sure it would be this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvfxKbpoxRE
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (dOV9E)
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Well, they don't want any actual information to get in the way of their propaganda.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (+y/Ru)
One dumb female reporter really pissed PDJT off today. She asked if he was opening up the country early regardless of the status of the virus because he was worried about his poll numbers before the election in November. Trump asked her again to repeat the question, and then ripped into her about no, he isn't worried about the election, but since she writes fake news as does ( some other female reporter he pointed at) , he's sure that is what the media will write. Mnuchin was staring at this woman like she had six heads, he couldn't believe she asked that.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (/qO+U)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (Exv3s)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Roundtine.
Posted by: Kenny Banya at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 25, 2020 09:02 PM (TYQsd)
In Seattle?
Is that even possible?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Roundtine.
That's gold
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (tVQUs)
There's NO QUESTION it would have to be Baroke Owebama.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Living people aren't allowed on US currency, if that weren't the case, Barry would've put himself on every denomination.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (tVQUs)
A couple of goofy movies on Youtube some of you might like:
Doomsday Machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cytM3yg27eI
and
Stowaway To The Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEi8m55Tq3c
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:05 PM (un7FC)
August.
Yeah, shut the entire country down for 4-plus months over Kung Flu.
These are simply not serious people.
Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2020 09:05 PM (lPQ8c)
Posted by: Osmosis Jones at March 25, 2020 09:05 PM (Vy7tf)
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That's strange.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (sWM8x)
They should trim that list down a bit.
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 09:05 PM (/GUxN)
Living people aren't allowed on US currency, if that weren't the case, Barry would've put himself on every denomination.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (tVQUs)
He would fake his own death to see the 3 month funeral and his puss on money.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:05 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/w5vow5t
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)
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That's strange.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (sWM8x)
Could probably trim that list down.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)
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The so-called History Channel had a series about criminals taking advantage of the blackouts to commit crimes but I'm sure no one is eyeing those strip malls and convenience stores.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (+y/Ru)
She usually pisses him off. I was surprised when she actually asked a good question yesterday. Usually she's blatantly insinuating and making shit up whole cloth.
Her resting bitch face is also supreme.
Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 25, 2020 09:02 PM (TYQsd)
In Seattle?
Is that even possible?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (Zz0t1)
If you're an illegal alien you can carry anywhere.
Posted by: Jose Inez Garcia Zarate at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Roundtine.
Posted by: Kenny Banya at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (KnJdm)
Seventeen, if you know what I mean!
Posted by: Sleepy Joe Bribem at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 25, 2020 09:02 PM (TYQsd)
In Seattle?
Is that even possible?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Washington was not always woke. If they have not changed things, CCWs are straightforward to get.
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (UUBmN)
Actually somewhere there's a blog that's good for those seeking bourbon lore and knowledge, haven't looked for it - might've been linked on one ONT ages ago.
Meanwhile, I will be punished for not taking more notes while reloading (certain kinds). Since part of the game is to extract max use out of everything, I aspired to doing the 0.002" setback on 30-06 brass shoulder, to stretch brass life. Have all kinds of "semi" notes and measurements etc. from the first time around, but nothing giving an intelligible bottom line.
A few test resizings and looks like I'm setting shoulder back 0.005" or even more.
Lazy escape rationale with a bit of actual logic: since I plan to scrap all these cases after 3-4 reloadings anyway (safety), don't sweat it.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (KnJdm)
Is it true they can carry the virus on the fur?
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (mw1Wz)
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That's strange.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (sWM8x)
Could probably trim that list down.
You guys need to clam up on this subject
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: morigu at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)
Constitutional open carry. Shall issue on carry permits.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:08 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 09:08 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)
I'mma go snatch a pad and paper.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Screengrab. Is that what you kids are calling it today? That's weird. No malarkey.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 09:08 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (KnJdm)
Return of the Living Dead.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at March 25, 2020 09:09 PM (2N7oZ)
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That's strange.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (sWM8x)
Could probably trim that list down.
You guys need to clam up on this subject
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (ucNdt)
I feel we may be split on this.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:09 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 09:09 PM (/GUxN)
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 09:09 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:09 PM (KnJdm)
It's kind of a mish-mash, isn't it?
Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 09:10 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 25, 2020 09:10 PM (UUBmN)
None of the people advocating a 4-month shut-in period would last 2-weeks. I know most of them. They can barely get through 24-hours without their Iced Joe from Dunkies.
Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2020 09:10 PM (lPQ8c)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 09:11 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: James at March 25, 2020 09:11 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 25, 2020 09:11 PM (p09tx)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 09:11 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: James at March 25, 2020 09:11 PM (qM84C)
.....and raped the Man on the Moon.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (El6T/)
I second that motion, a Bourbon thread is just what this blog needs.
Posted by: King Louis XVI at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (tVQUs)
Democrats want the UE rate to be as high as possible on election day. Of course they don't people going back to work!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (un7FC)
Democrats want the UE rate to be as high as possible on election day. Of course they don't want people going back to work!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (un7FC)
This cannot be good. NextDoor nannies better get on the ball and start scolding everybody for this breech of safety.
Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (sGobE)
Washington was not always woke. If they have not changed things, CCWs are straightforward to get.
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)
They still are. WA has always been a pro-gun state. The lefties have snuck in a couple of anti-2nd Amendment initiatives recently but they had to lie about them to get them passed.
But, I don't know about a nurse packing. The hospitals are all gun-free zoners.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (BJKQV)
Dr. AOC says Beef is bad and you are personally killing the planet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None the less all the Methane released into the atmosphere.... Mister !!!!
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: King Louis XVI at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (tVQUs)
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Or a double Bourbon thread.
Posted by: Juan Carlos de Borbon y Borbon at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (g8Yc+)
Democrats want the UE rate to be as high as possible on election day. Of course they don't people going back to work!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (un7FC)
465
Democrats want the UE rate to be as high as possible on election day. Of course they don't want people going back to work!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (un7FC)
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: King Louis XVI at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (tVQUs)
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Stop being such a big baby and put your head in the hole.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (XVuno)
Do you let them inside the wire?
What firearm are you willing to lose when the authorities come to collect it for evidence?
Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (uYQjf)
I know! How many people actually have the stores to go 4 months starting now. I'll be generous and say the water and electric stay on.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (cF8AT)
probably true
it's a surface, like any other
what kind of dog do you have?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (G546f)
Made it all the way down to DC and back- that's thru six cities of increasing size's rush hours and then back, in no time.
I could get used to this traffic.
Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (Ibwur)
Dr. AOC says Beef is bad and you are personally killing the planet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None the less all the Methane released into the atmosphere.... Mister !!!!
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (qM84C)
I need an emotional support black angus.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:14 PM (KnJdm)
This cannot be good. NextDoor nannies better get on the ball and start scolding everybody for this breech of safety.
Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (sGobE)
BONK! BONK! BAD GRUP! BONK! BONK! ON THE HEAD!
Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 09:14 PM (BJKQV)
418 164 130 93 Few holders of real doctorates are professors.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (YqDXo)
?
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (7juvc)
I don't get that either. I just graduated about a year and a half ago and I had lots of professors that had doctorates.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (6ofTb)
Of course professors have doctorates. But not all people with doctorates are professors.
I understood it as saying that most people with doctorates do not become professors.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (nvMvs)
Exactly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 09:14 PM (YqDXo)
None of the people advocating a 4-month shut-in period would last 2-weeks. I know most of them. They can barely get through 24-hours without their Iced Joe from Dunkies.
Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2020 09:10 PM
Wait!
What???
You're saying they have Joe on ice at the Dunkies??
Berniebots will stop at nothing!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 09:14 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (tVQUs)
Hannibal Hamlin
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 09:15 PM (FJL6J)
Do you let them inside the wire?
What firearm are you willing to lose when the authorities come to collect it for evidence?
Posted by: at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (uYQjf)
One that's on a 4473.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:15 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2020 09:05 PM (lPQ8c)
This is not a serious country.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 25, 2020 09:15 PM (Exv3s)
ZeroHedge has the text of the stimulus and is going through it.
There's a provision to prevent stock buybacks or dividend payments for any company that takes a bailout and goes for 1 year after the loans are repaid.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 09:15 PM (rCwaK)
In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?
Posted by: pawn at March 25, 2020 09:15 PM (PveK5)
Have not much use for gas, truck has 35 gallons in it and took 1 out of 5 on my gas can for my chainsaw mix. Can't go anywhere to use it if it was $.25 a gallon.
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (ZCEU2)
Democrats want the UE rate to be as high as possible on election day. Of course they don't people going back to work!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (un7FC)
465
Democrats want the UE rate to be as high as possible on election day. Of course they don't want people going back to work!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (un7FC)
How did you post two of the same comment with the same Hash? I thought the blog was supposed to prevent that.
Clearly your HTML skills have transcended those of Pixy.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (tVQUs)
Do you let them inside the wire?
What firearm are you willing to lose when the authorities come to collect it for evidence?
Posted by: at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM
Even if they show up, the body will be long gone.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (v1P+X)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (q1Pj5)
Meanwhile, gonna see if there's any back-chatter on why LA County sheriff (piece of human garbage alien authoritarian) backed down - instantly - on his gun-store closure order. Sez he consulted county attorney. Could be just the trifling thing that *he lacked all authority to do so* - but hope it's more than that, specifically that some good guyz contacted the county attorney and threatened legal holocaust on the county.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (lPQ8c)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (v1P+X)
My favorite Beatles song!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (2N7oZ)
He would personally show us the death certificate.
Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (l3+k2)
There's a provision to prevent stock buybacks or dividend payments for any company that takes a bailout and goes for 1 year after the loans are repaid.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 09:15 PM (rCwaK)
Does it contain botox injections for SanFranNan or beer kegs for the parties?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Saw a couple of double posts. It used to happen more often.
Posted by: at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (Tnijr)
Well, the Victorian era wasn't quite as long as the 20th century, but close -- 1837-1901. Two-thirds of a century. During those 64 years, the world turned upside down in ways that would boggle even our contemporary minds. EVERYTHING that made the modern world appeared in 1837-1901. Cars, electricity, recorded sound, photography, movies, the industrial world, etc. etc. etc. Fashions and social attitudes and the class system also changed immensely multiple times.
You simply can't summarize "the Victorian era" with any blanket statement.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 09:18 PM (N9G0H)
These people are "influencers?" Really?
How about this one?:
@realavalouiise
It's old people's fault we can't go to the beach and catch a fuckin dick
Or maybe:
@realavalouiise
Guys I can't get coronavirus I'm on PREP
Or for the winner (before I gave up because cesspools are stinky):
@realavalouiise
My pussy a binge eater she be gobblin up dicks
I'm not really old enough to be a fogey or a codger, but I gotta wonder: what the fuck is wrong with the kids these days?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 09:18 PM (9kgSk)
Or by August.
Or by June, even.
But I'm one who simply can't figure out that we're in an extinction-level event, or something.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 09:18 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (XVuno)
Either Sheryl Crowe is dropping deuces in you yard, or you are painfully short of TP. Or you have a weird hobby.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:18 PM (KnJdm)
He did say that he'd gotten some people who didn't have pools at all, but were smart enough to look there for chlorine (double-strength, even), after everyone else ran out.
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 09:19 PM (dOV9E)
Yield curve news: T-bill yields on everything under 3 months has gone negative. This means people are now paying the govt to lend them money on the short term.
This is the Fed's monetary bukake already in action, and even just the threat of it.
It's going sideways because stocks were rallying. Again, the Fed's actions are breaking normal correlations.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (XhWtx)
If you want a pretty picture of how much money the Fed has printed so far, look at FRED's graph of the monetary base to date:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BOGMBASE
Now, what they're gonna do is make that previous monetary bukake look pitiful.
And note the related bit of monetary porn, how much federal debt has been monetized by the Fed:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FDHBFRBN
Again, the Fed is gonna make that look tame. The Fed is gonna by buying Ts like there's no tomorrow to cover this $2T of stimulus.
Monetary bukake. We're gonna be dripping.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (rCwaK)
Fed or no Fed, the problem is that if you have money, no matter if it's gold coins, cloth, paper, etc...you NEED to exchange money for 1) a good or 2) a service. If you are not paying money for 1) a good or 2) a service, you will get inflation. Therefore, it pays to keep government spending to a minimum, and to the greatest extent possible, see to it that money goes to 1) a good or 2) a service.
No one wants to keep that in mind. Especially elected officials.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (Exv3s)
Yeah.
Pretty depressing.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (p09tx)
Posted by: morigu at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 09:18 PM (9kgSk)
Their parents.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (XVuno)
Either Sheryl Crowe is dropping deuces in you yard, or you are painfully short of TP. Or you have a weird hobby.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:18 PM
Yeah...not sure I follow that one either.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ha at March 25, 2020 09:21 PM (fNWtj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:21 PM (XVuno)
I did like it that "Malkin" is a synonym for "poontang" though.Suppose she knows?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 25, 2020 09:23 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:23 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (XVuno)
Are we the Groom of the Stool?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2020 09:23 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (XVuno)
Either Sheryl Crowe is dropping deuces in you yard, or you are painfully short of TP. Or you have a weird hobby.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:18 PM
Yeah...not sure I follow that one either.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (axyOa)
Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!!!
Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 09:24 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 09:24 PM (mw1Wz)
Hunkin' down
Funkin' up on Magazine
On rhythmeen in New Orleans
https://tinyurl.com/wftxzxw
Posted by: ZZ Top at March 25, 2020 09:24 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 09:24 PM (3KcdH)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 09:24 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (XVuno)
Holy shit....sometimes there are typo's that make me laugh, but this one has me crying.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:25 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/y8d8uljx
Posted by: Toni at March 25, 2020 09:26 PM (RdRuc)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 09:26 PM (v1P+X)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 09:27 PM (3KcdH)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (cF8AT)
probably true
it's a surface, like any other
what kind of dog do you have?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (G546f)
Yorkie
Lab
Pit
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 09:27 PM (cF8AT)
Not painful enough IMHO.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Smalls at March 25, 2020 09:29 PM (FU4bw)
Oops, can't use that word here.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Not painful enough IMHO.
Posted by: qdpsteve
In a just world she would end up like Gwyneth Paltrow in the movie "Contagion"
Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2020 09:30 PM (sGobE)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 09:30 PM (v1P+X)
Of course, those three right there are the considered voice of the generation. They all got together and decided that was their view of the world. They all think that.
Right? Or, mouthy sluts were just invented last month, and nobody your age was ever a coozy-oozing slithering slit? Gather yourself up, man. You've made a poopy in your suit. God damn it to hell.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 25, 2020 09:31 PM (8IOEj)
Now I've got a roll that would choke one of Hunter Biden's mistresses.
I'm all set to troll an Arkansas trailer park.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 09:31 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Super Perch: How did you post two of the same comment with the same Hash? I thought the blog was supposed to prevent that.
The two 'ments are slightly different. I hit Post and then corrected the 'ment, and then hit Post again.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:32 PM (un7FC)
https://tinyurl.com/y8d8uljx
Posted by: Toni at March 25, 2020 09:26 PM (RdRuc)
I still remember Rush riffing on that. lol
Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 09:33 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 25, 2020 09:31 PM (8IOEj)
+++++++++++++
Always been mouthy sluts, always will be. It's be so proud of it and public about it that's somewhat new to me, and that it is a path to fame. I can't really understand it as an entire public subculture.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 09:35 PM (9kgSk)
Naphthalene cleans sinuses and repels moths. It's a primo experience.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (u82oZ)
Imagine how perfect it would be for someone with moths in their sinuses!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (XVuno)
Thanks for the laugh
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 25, 2020 09:35 PM (IDhUW)
http://covid19stats.global/state/
Roughly counting 47,000 cases, 700 deaths
%.014 ? Death rate
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 09:37 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 09:38 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)
IMHO She is in remarkable shape with 2 kids under the age of 4.... Kudos to her.
Posted by: TxMarko at March 25, 2020 09:40 PM (+PPey)
http://covid19stats.global/state/
Roughly counting 47,000 cases, 700 deaths
%.014 ? Death rate
Posted by: Skip
1.48 Skip
Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2020 09:46 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: browndog at March 25, 2020 09:47 PM (gD6Ka)
How to celebrate under current conditions?
We went to our gym . . . (in our garage) and did our usual workout.
Then, we had a beer at the bar (barbell).
Later, we got all dressed up to eat out (on our deck).
I tipped our waiter (grandson) some chocolate chip cookies.
Took pictures put them on facebook to share with friends and family.
Posted by: Trudy at March 25, 2020 10:10 PM (J2vnE)
Posted by: MarjBaldwin at March 26, 2020 02:45 AM (C3tIt)
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