Quarantine Cafe

Look at what Trump's coronavirus bungling has done to England!!!


coffeenada


That last one from Vanya. That YouTube account is all about historical fashion, often contrasting what we think fashion looked like in the (very long) Victorian Era to what it really looked like.

It's pretty interesting, even if you're not super-into fashion. If you are into fashion, it's probably a good channel to subscribe to.

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1 Wow

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (7ZQe3)

2 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (v30M8)

3 Dang.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (v30M8)

4 nah

Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (RuIsu)

5 Best!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

6 Lie back and think of England

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (7ZQe3)

7 coffee...

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (8B6Ng)

8 Hey everybody.

Time for a Black Box Open Thread. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (L2ZTs)

9 Look at what Trump's coronavirus bungling has done to England!!!
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I'll fix it.

Posted by: Nurse Who at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (kOpft)

10 I connected to the comforting rhythms of life TWICE today!

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

11 Jeez louise.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (Qf83p)

12 Just leaving this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo6qLHjUcOs

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (BAsqb)

13 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (KM9D1)

14 If that lady is english, why are her teeth not all fucked up?

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (noaju)

15 I need a pedicure. When will this quarantine crap be over?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (lntLM)

16 Man, she is bold. That onesie she's wearing is not flattering.

Gotta give it to her. The kid looked like he's got some of mom's performer genes too.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (hku12)

17 *shakes quarantinies*
Pours a row full of glasses.

Step right up!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (7ZMbn)

18 >>I connected to the comforting rhythms of life TWICE today!


Is that like a Walk on the Beach?

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (noaju)

19 Has the Clinton Foundation even donated a single roll of toilet paper during this pandemic?

Or contributed a single verse of 'Imagine'?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (gAXBD)

20 I made the mistake of reading the replies to Kristol's tweet. We aren't voting our way out of this.

Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (sb+Cg)

21 Wut

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (3H9h1)

22 I love the rest of her family in that video.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (kOpft)

23 My wife and I have over 9000 years of combined medical experience, taking down the the Wu Tang Virus should be no problem for us.

Posted by: Archduke Generalissimo Reverend Doctor Professor Senator Vice President Joe Biden, Esq. at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (tVQUs)

24 I gotta get out of this house tomorrow. Nice long walk on a nature trail, without being reported on by the scolds at Nextdoor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

25 I've got coffee, and even grabbed some Fake! creamer. Hope I don't have to dip into it...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (0ReGO)

26 17 *shakes quarantinies*
Pours a row full of glasses.

Step right up!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (7ZMbn)

I prefer mine stirred.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (lntLM)

27 I just learned a new rule of dog wrestling
If I obviously scratch myself anywhere (head,arm, leg etc), doggeh will politely pause in his attack

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (G546f)

28 Quarantine. Halvantine. Ovaltine. Serpentine.

Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (Vy7tf)

29 15
I need a pedicure. When will this quarantine crap be over?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (lntLM)

Me too. I'm also overdue for a wax and a haircut. I'm a friggin mess.

Posted by: Fatass Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (6ofTb)

30 I need a pedicure. When will this quarantine crap be over?

Apparently not until people stop coughing in Hell-Ay, NooYawk, and Shitcago.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (mw1Wz)

31 I imagine this is what daily life is like in her household. Hubby and kids seem really unfazed.

Posted by: Downcast at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (xgpfE)

32 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (Zz0t1)

33 I could use a Kentucky Bourbon Coffee right now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (r+sAi)

34 I just learned a new rule of dog wrestling
If I obviously scratch myself anywhere (head,arm, leg etc), doggeh will politely pause in his attack
Posted by: vmom 2020



Dogs have 64 words for "scratch".

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (Qf83p)

35 I prefer mine stirred.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (lntLM)

there's always one, but OK!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (7ZMbn)

36 >>Quarantine. Halvantine. Ovaltine. Serpentine.


Maybelline

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (noaju)

37 I made it through about 30 seconds of the woman in the first video.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

38 I connected to the comforting rhythms of life TWICE today!

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM


* types *
* deletes *
* watches a 60mph pitch float across the middle of the middle of the plate, navel high, for a called strike *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (DMUuz)

39 I have enough coffee creamer on hand to last for months, AND I also have enough coffee to cover me throughout that interval.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (BiNEL)

40 Actually it's good that Joes wife is a Dr. He's gonna need a lot of top notch care very soon. It's good when your spouse is a doctor

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (7ZQe3)

41 Seeing CO reports in the nooz, and on dumbass' twitter, but they haven't bothered to post anything useful on the state website yet.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (0ReGO)

42
Got the yard mowed today. Miss Dutchess goes back to the vet for blood tests tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (7rVsF)

43 I imagine this is what daily life is like in her household. Hubby and kids seem really unfazed.
Posted by: Downcast at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (xgpfE)


Yep, I don't think she allows it to be dull there.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (hku12)

44 C'mon, man. Tell you the same thing I told Rice Chex: I don't have to take this shit. I passed up a lucrative opportunity to be a garden gnome to be here. So I'm not eating malarkey for dinner. Okay?

Posted by: Dr. Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (H5knJ)

45 17
*shakes quarantinies*
Pours a row full of glasses.

Step right up!


Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (7ZMbn)

Hey Bob! I got willowed but I asked if your fat-shaming nic was working. I changed mine just in case you say yes.

Posted by: Fatass Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (6ofTb)

46 Quarantine. Halvantine. Ovaltine. Serpentine.

Whatever it takes.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega


Now do lasagna.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (Qf83p)

47 Thank God we kicked their asses out in 1783.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (gAXBD)

48 I went to a couple sites and nada about Gropin' Joe's Wandering Weenis.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

49 Is the woman hot? I would put her a 1 on the AoS scale, but I'm torn on her face.......is it......good?

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (Zz0t1)

50 I have a grocery delivery coming tomorrow that I had to place 9 days ago. I have no idea what I'll get. I allowed substitutions for everything. It should be interesting.

Normally, one can reserve a delivery time slot for the following day. I can't imagine what the wait is now that Ontario is completely shut down.

Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (sb+Cg)

51 "If I obviously scratch myself anywhere (head,arm, leg etc), doggeh will politely pause in his attack"

Licking your balls works too.

Posted by: the dog at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (Tnijr)

52 Quarantine. Halvantine. Ovaltine. Serpentine.





Maybelline



Asianteen

Posted by: pornhub at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (mw1Wz)

53 29 15
I need a pedicure. When will this quarantine crap be over?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (lntLM)

Heh. Petco's are still open.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (Vy7tf)

54 If this is what we do for a somewhat serious moderately infectious disease, what would we do for a zombie outbreak?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)

55 I have to go in to the office every day. Somebody has to answer the phones, you know. They don't do that on their own.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (lntLM)

56 I could use a Kentucky Bourbon Coffee right now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (r+sAi)


I think you have focused on what I am doing wrong with the coffee prep!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (BiNEL)

57 >>Is the woman hot? I would put her a 1 on the AoS scale, but I'm torn on her face.......is it......good?


I can only go by the screengrab as I would never watch whatever that is:

She is a 0

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (noaju)

58 I've got to go Moderate Vox Day's Live Chat. I'll catch-up with you Morons and 'Ettes on the ONT, probably.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (Ckg4U)

59
What have you done today, what sacrifices have you made for New York City?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (7rVsF)

60 >>> 54 If this is what we do for a somewhat serious moderately infectious disease, what would we do for a zombie outbreak?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)

I was going to say something but.... no.

Maybe at a MoMee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (0ReGO)

61 !!!TSRIF

Posted by: egnopS at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (gAXBD)

62 54 If this is what we do for a somewhat serious moderately infectious disease, what would we do for a zombie outbreak?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)

---

Die.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (RU4sa)

63 >>>I gotta get out of this house tomorrow.


I've started doing that - as soon as I log off from work, I grab the dog and we walk around the neighborhood. It actually helps.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (HmZuC)

64 *shakes quarantinies*
Pours a row full of glasses.

Step right up!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM


Can I have three?

Posted by: Katie Hill at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (DMUuz)

65 Oopsie. Tucker is showing the vid of Biden with Nicolle Wallace.

"It's like watchin' a yo-yo." And Nicolle giggles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

66 I need a pedicure. When will this quarantine crap be over?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (lntLM)


The local FuckFacebook "club" has women on it...."Are there any nail places open?!??!"

We're in a pandemic, doofus. No one gives a fuck about your fingernails.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (Zz0t1)

67 Thank God we kicked their asses out in 1783.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (gAXBD)

And in 1815.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (tVQUs)

68 That video is f'ing incredible. Could not stop laughing.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (QzF6i)

69 !!!TSRIF
Posted by: egnopS at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (gAXBD)


I LOL'd.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (Zz0t1)

70 Quarantine. Halvantine. Ovaltine. Serpentine.

Palpatine

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (lntLM)

71 >>>I can only go by the screengrab as I would never watch whatever that is:


it's a decent channel, actually. I'd rate her a 1. She has some video about trying to wear a victorian era corset for a full day.

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

72 >>I can only go by the screengrab as I would never watch whatever that is:

>>She is a 0

Give it another week. You'll be climbing through your screen.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (ZLI7S)

73 Slapping somebody's coffee away is the worst thing you could do to someone.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (+dsLj)

74 Peanut Butter Soup. Just like in grade school.

Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (RuIsu)

75 My stylist's salon has not called to cancel my appointment....yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

76 24- I gotta get out of this house tomorrow. Nice long walk on a nature trail, without being reported on by the scolds at Nextdoor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM

I've been to a couple of plant nurseries in the last few days. They are mobbed because they are about the only places that are open- I talked to lots of people who said that they were there because they were going stir-crazy just sitting at home all day. Nice way to stop and smell the flowers since all of the arboretums are closed.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (qe5CM)

77 I got my car wash yesterday at a speakeasy car wash. You had to know someone to get in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (XVuno)

78 'what would we do for a zombie outbreak? '

I for one am going to lick my balls.

Posted by: the dog at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (Tnijr)

79 oh you might be talking about the first video I linked.

I linked a couple more. The latter YouTuber is the one I was talking about. She's pretty interesting.

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (PbpT7)

80 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (0ReGO)

I've noticed too. I hate that fkn faggot.

Posted by: Infidel at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (XG6D3)

81 Actually it's good that Joes wife is a Dr. He's gonna need a lot of top notch care very soon. It's good when your spouse is a doctor
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (7ZQe3)


You're being sarcastic... right?

We have enough newcomers around here, unless you are, say, me, sarcasm cannot be assumed.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (hku12)

82 >>> Now do lasagna.

I'll do it manana.

Posted by: Jose B at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (NGm/n)

83 I can only go by the screengrab as I would never watch whatever that is:

She is a 0
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (noaju)


It's a song parody.....Maybe I'm getting old and have been married too long and my 'tastes' have changed.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)

84 Who's the idiot defending Biden on Tucker's show?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

85 I need a pedicure. When will this quarantine crap be over?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (lntLM)

Got a Dremel?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)

86 Checked the sidebar, has anyone tried Rebel's Ice Cream for low carb alternative? it is AWESOME

I like it better than Enlightened Keto version because it uses chicory fiber instead of corn fiber. From what I understand corn fiber can spike your glucose a bit higher. You can eat a pint of Rebel ice cream and still be eating less than 7 carbs. I get the mint chip.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (+dsLj)

87 Scrape, scrape, scrape that barrel clean,
In the Cafe Quarantine.

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (K22Va)

88 Quarantine. Halvantine. Ovaltine. Serpentine.




Supine.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)

89 Smell my finger.

Posted by: Joe "Boolah, Bollah" Biden at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (gAXBD)

90 >>>86 Checked the sidebar, has anyone tried Rebel's Ice Cream for low carb alternative? it is AWESOME

no, thanks for mentioning it. I'll look it up.

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (PbpT7)

91
The first video is... troubling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (pS94+)

92 I have enough coffee creamer on hand to last for months, AND I also have enough coffee to cover me throughout that interval.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (BiNEL)



Me too! I consider it a service to my neighbors.

Posted by: G. Gnome at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (OQcPl)

93 Hey Bob! I got willowed but I asked if your fat-shaming nic was working. I changed mine just in case you say yes.


Posted by: Fatass Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (6ofTb)

LOL! well it certainly is in my face every damn time I comment. And I weigh myself every morning and if I've gained I'm pissed. Walking, started hitting the heavy bag.Its the MOME that has me motivated. I don't want to to waddle into the soiree.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (7ZMbn)

94 Jane D'oh, mine is the fourth. I think I will park a block away and walk.

Posted by: Infidel at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (XG6D3)

95 Omg. Idiot on Tucker comparing Biden to a tired Michael Jordan or other athlete.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

96 If this is what we do for a somewhat serious moderately infectious disease, what would we do for a zombie outbreak?
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I think we've all seen that movie enough to know that you just shoot the zombies and pay no attention to the government unless you need more ammo and the key figure in a subplot that goes nowhere.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (kOpft)

97 I can only go by the screengrab as I would never watch whatever that is:

She is a 0
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (noaju)

You aren't missing much, it's a song parody, and not a very good one in my opinion.

Posted by: Opinionated Surfperch at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (tVQUs)

98 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Now you're bragging!

Good for you. Just let me imagine the bacchanalian action. No need for details.

We are the Horde of Morons for a reason.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

99 >>Who's the idiot defending Biden on Tucker's show?

He's doing a terrible job.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)

100 Quarentine. cosmoline

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (n7enF)

101 I call shenanigans on this woman running out of toilet paper and being British. Looks like she's had a steady supply of toothpaste her whole life. Those two tend to go hand in hand.

Posted by: Han Yolo at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (k5hWy)

102 I saw Joey Fingerbang open up for Hole at the Roseland in '99

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (KNsKs)

103 " Quarantine. Halvantine. Ovaltine. Serpentine"

Florentine

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (Tnijr)

104 My sainted mother used to say that Englishwomen look like barnyard animals.

Spot on.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (6/uwW)

105 If I wanted to make a good Kentucky Bourbon coffee right now, minus the coffee, what would be a good bourbon to use? Especially if I wanted to have one every day, for medicinal purposes.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (7ZQe3)

106 Prince Charles tested positive for CV.

He's going to stay home and do... what? What does he do anyway? Anything?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)

107 Dogs have 64 words for "scratch".


All dogs have three names: the name we call them, the name other dogs know them by, and their secret name that only their mother knows.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (yQpMk)

108 I think I dug up a good series on Amazon. HA ! Daniel Deronda.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)

109 I have a dremel if you need to borrow it

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (ZCEU2)

110 >>Give it another week.


A week...hah!

After a year or two, a week is nothing.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (noaju)

111 Supine.
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)


Clandestine

Posted by: The Speakeasy Car Wash at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (XVuno)

112 Okay the video is funny. Good on her.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (dUJdY)

113
Quarantine is Quentin Tarantino sliced in half and shoved into a shoebox.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (pS94+)

114 Prince Charles tested positive for CV.

He's going to stay home and do... what? What does he do anyway? Anything?



Pray to Mecca five times a day.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (yQpMk)

115 no, thanks for mentioning it. I'll look it up.

**************

Kroger's line of supermarkets keep them well stocked around here. I aint got no toilet paper but I have a fuckload of keto ice cream.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (+dsLj)

116 How many drool bibs does Slow Joe go through in a day?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (lntLM)

117 OMG! I translated the secret message and it's "STAY MORE QUARANTINE."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (+y/Ru)

118 >>She is a 0



Give it another week. You'll be climbing through your screen.
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I thought she was pretty okay, as brits go.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (kOpft)

119 Slapping somebody's coffee away is the worst thing you could do to someone.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow

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Doing that to some of the folks around here and it would be the last thing you would do to anyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (Y4EXg)

120 106 Prince Charles tested positive for CV.

He's going to stay home and do... what? What does he do anyway? Anything?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)


Bash Jews with an overbite and "I say" before every sentence.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (pS94+)

121 If this is what we do for a somewhat serious moderately infectious disease, what would we do for a zombie outbreak?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)


As of right now, I'm allowing my neighbors to live. In a zombie apocalypse, I'm killing everyone nearby and taking their stored goods.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)

122 Keep saying I am going to dip into my only scotch bottle but never do, well I am right now.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (ZCEU2)

123 >>>You aren't missing much, it's a song parody, and not a very good one in my opinion.


i thought that parents forced into homeschooling duty would appreciate it.

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (PbpT7)

124 He's going to stay home and do... what? What does he do anyway? Anything?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)


He "works from home."

Fucker hasn't worked in his life. Not sure what that means.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

125 [i/]If I wanted to make a good Kentucky Bourbon coffee right now, minus the coffee, what would be a good bourbon to use? Especially if I wanted to have one every day, for medicinal purposes.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (7ZQe3)

I'd go with Basil Hayden's if you like a little sweeter, Blanton's if you like a little extra punch, and Woodford Double Oaked for something in between. (The last one is sublime)

Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (sb+Cg)

126 HRH Prince Charles does do something. He goes around shaking hands.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

127 You losers have no idea how much talcum powder I go through in a month.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (XVuno)

128 Judging from the screengrab, it's a woman who is apparently going to be talking.

I'm out.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (noaju)

129 I'm relistening to The Big Fat Surprise by Nina Teichholz.
The global warming scam and the low fat, high carb scam have a lot in common.
But I'll tell you what interests me, even if it is of no interest to anyone else.
The media went all-in in their support of the Ansell Keynes heart health diet.
That tells me the media has always been stupid.
It also tells me that media credibility is inversely proportional to how unanimous they are in support of something

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

130
If this is what we do for a somewhat serious moderately infectious disease, what would we do for a zombie outbreak?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)








Run outside on the porch with your stainless steel colander facemask, assless chaps and AR15, ready for action. If you're the only one in your neighborhood dressed like that, then go back inside, the apockeyclipse isn't here yet.

*stolen and repurposed joke*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (EGyGV)

131 54 If this is what we do for a somewhat serious moderately infectious disease, what would we do for a zombie outbreak?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)
-------------------

Head to Georgia and try to find a lawman by the name of Rick Grimes. As a member of his group of survivors, you'll have about a 50/50 chance of surviving.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (ch6++)

132 Prince Charles tested positive for CV.

King William has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (lntLM)

133 Bash Jews with an overbite and "I say" before every sentence.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (pS94+)


Foghorn Leghorn?

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

134 Quarantines



Wolverines!


*Ducks head in shame*

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (BiNEL)

135 Look when I was running the Third Army taking out the Bulgarians during WWIII, my orders were always advance on the women. They look better and smell nice, no not as nice a little girls. Hey you all remember that song "I love Little Girls' because what is not to love and they sell cookies. Speaking of cookies, I have some great recipes from when I was Cesare's personal chef. That guy he liked to listen 78 on the tape recorder. And HE WAS RIGHT. We called HIFI and it looked great.

Well vote for me as governor of Italy.


Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (pw+jk)

136 My 'new' job (ok, been there since November) has new shiny co workers. One of them has a terrible case of TDS. He religiously watches and repeats MSNBC and reads HuffPo. He rants and rages to the point I think he's going to have a stroke. Today there was a lady working an issue with us and she had TDS. It was TDS in Stereo.

When not discussing politics, he's fine though. It's a Jekyll/Hyde thing in real time. I just keep my head down and study. New job and it has a bit of a learning curve. I like it though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (F9ebM)

137 70 Quarantine. Halvantine. Ovaltine. Serpentine.

Palpatine

Constantine.

Posted by: Keaneau Reeves at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (gAXBD)

138 If we have a zombie outbreak I'm just going to shoot everything that moves. Except for the family of course.

Posted by: f'd at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (Tnijr)

139 Then, when Mike Hailwood's throttle came off the handlebars during Isle of Man, I slowed down and left handed twisted his grip so he could make the finish line.
My word as a Biden.

Posted by: getting the banned back together to remember joey dunlop, yer only maun at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (+JcZS)

140 133 Bash Jews with an overbite and "I say" before every sentence.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (pS94+)

Foghorn Leghorn?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)


Foghorn Leghorn stammers "I say, I say, I say."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (pS94+)

141 Meramine!

Posted by: Chinese Guy at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (noaju)

142 Quarentine. cosmoline
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (n7enF)

Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, shrink to the size of a lima bean.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (x8Wzq)

143 I can hear the neighbors singing. I suspect alcohol may be involved.

Posted by: Vendette at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (nRNOc)

144 I found something for Ace on Netflix. It is a really terrible series called Vampire......but, wait for it.....it's in French! subtitles available if necessary.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (QzF6i)

145 Unless they turn to zombies.

Posted by: f'd at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (Tnijr)

146 >>I thought she was pretty okay, as brits go.

She was. And I'm sure the whole look was part of the quarantine act.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)

147 He "works from home."

Fucker hasn't worked in his life. Not sure what that means.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

His "job" is being Royal. He actually gets a salary for it, IIRC.

Posted by: Opinionated Surfperch, thankful for the Revolution at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (tVQUs)

148 That woman in the video resembles Sarah Ferguson.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (lntLM)

149 If we have a zombie outbreak I'm just going to shoot everything that moves. Except for the family of course.

******

Whew that puts me in the clear. My ass doesn't move for anything.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (+dsLj)

150 Supine.
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)

Clandestine
Posted by: The Speakeasy Car Wash at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (XVuno)


Devine !

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)

151 Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, shrink to the size of a lima bean.


I was in the pool!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (mw1Wz)

152 >>>129 I'm relistening to The Big Fat Surprise by Nina Teichholz.
The global warming scam and the low fat, high carb scam have a lot in common.
But I'll tell you what interests me, even if it is of no interest to anyone else.
The media went all-in in their support of the Ansell Keynes heart health diet.
That tells me the media has always been stupid.
It also tells me that media credibility is inversely proportional to how unanimous they are in support of something

i find that correspondence between the two hoaxes fascinating.

also, in both cases: the case was "proven" with a FAKE CONSENSUS of cherry-picked "scientists" who all already agred.

Never any proof -- but they would cite "The Consensus."

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (PbpT7)

153 I love Quarren Teens.

Posted by: Woody Allen at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (/GUxN)

154 Prince Charles tested positive for CV.



He's going to stay home and do... what? What does he do anyway? Anything?





Pray to Mecca five times a day.
---
He's a prince.

Go to Mecca and lick the rock like a boss.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (kOpft)

155 Sidebar/80s mystery link:

The Firm's drummer is a hoot. They're playing a song that isn't quite butch enough for Loverboy, but he's acting like he's banging out Judas Priest. Is he that hard or does his contract limit his restroom breaks?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (H5knJ)

156 nina teicholz is a quality ass milf

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (PbpT7)

157 I thought she was pretty okay, as brits go.

I give her one finger up.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (XVuno)

158 I've been to a couple of plant nurseries in the last few days. They are mobbed because they are about the only places that are open- I talked to lots of people who said that they were there because they were going stir-crazy just sitting at home all day. Nice way to stop and smell the flowers since all of the arboretums are closed.
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 25, 2020 08:23 PM (qe5CM)

Not sure what state you guys are in that are allowing any retail business that isn't food or pharmacy to have "mobs". Here in Michigan, if you are an "essential" business, you cannot have more than five people inside the store at a time. No lines allowed outside either.

Local gun shop got the ok to open, but they have to follow the five people at a time in the store. Call ahead and place/pay for your order and they will have it ready for you. Don't come in the store just to "look around", you need to come in with a mission. Range is closed. Don't form a line, you have to wait in your car.

I saw a chyron on Fox earlier today that Publix? is installing plexiglass shields at their check out registers to provide a barrier for their cashiers.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (/qO+U)

159 Doggie is playing with a bottle cap. I best pick it up before I get up in the middle of the night.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

160 148 That woman in the video resembles Sarah Ferguson.
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (lntLM)


Young Anne Meara, but not as cute. Nor funny.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (pS94+)

161 Quarantino Palamino

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (Qf83p)

162 If you can, could you please offer some thoughts and prayers for all the married men who, for months, have told their wives "I'll do that when I've got time."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (DMUuz)

163 Meme mom!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (7oV8J)

164 Any chance Prince Andrew will get the Chinese Lung AIDS?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

165 Devine !
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)


Any? Is that you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (XVuno)

166 All dogs have three names: the name we call them, the name other dogs know them by, and their secret name that only their mother knows.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (yQpMk)


Dammit, that's a trade secret!

Posted by: ConorDog at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (BiNEL)

167 Palpatine

Constantine.


Grenadine.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)

168 find that correspondence between the two hoaxes fascinating.

also, in both cases: the case was "proven" with a FAKE CONSENSUS of cherry-picked "scientists" who all already agred.

Never any proof -- but they would cite "The Consensus."

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (PbpT7)I've noticed the same thing.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

169 153 I love Quarren Teens.
Posted by: Woody Allen at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (/GUxN)


"Here's looking at your kid."

- - Bogie Koenigsberg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (pS94+)

170 Report: Dems Held Up Corona Relief Bill For "Subpoena Power" to Investigate Trump's Pandemic Response

Posted by: SMOD at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (X5CsJ)

171 Palpatine

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (XVuno)

172 I cant be to sure all my neighbors are not dead from the virus but the government hasn't come by to collect them and add to the 8 confirmed deaths in Pa.


We have shut down the entire state because there are 8 deaths.bet we get that every day in vehicle accidents.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (ZCEU2)

173 Oof

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (XVuno)

174 162 Ha! They are fucked.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (KNsKs)

175 If I wanted to make a good Kentucky Bourbon coffee right now, minus the
coffee, what would be a good bourbon to use? Especially if I wanted to
have one every day, for medicinal purposes.

I can't see a thing wrong with Evan Williams at around $20 a handle but I'll defer to more experienced palates.

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (K22Va)

176 I'd go with Basil Hayden's if you like a little sweeter, Blanton's if you like a little extra punch, and Woodford Double Oaked for something in between. (The last one is sublime)

---

I get the feeling those may be a bit beyond my price range for a daily. I've been quite pleased with Larceny.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (7ZQe3)

177 Travertine?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (XVuno)

178
Daily Mail sez that Meggie Sparkles is forbidding Harry from going back to England to see his father and granny. Forbidding, the bitch is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (rCwaK)

179 158- Jen- triangle area of North Carolina.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (qe5CM)

180 171 Palpatine
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (XVuno)


"Pumpateen?!"

- - Clinton and Epstein, LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (pS94+)

181 167 Palpatine

Constantine.


Grenadine.

Velveteen

Posted by: Rabbit at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (gAXBD)

182 Palpatine
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (XVuno)


Isn't that a cracker?

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)

183 quarantillo Bombadillo

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (Qf83p)

184 I was over on the city-data forum. Some idiot wanted to know if it was a good idea to drive his motorhome to Montana to avoid the virus. I was not the only person to tell him he would freeze his ass off.

My favorite grocery store was fairly empty and a bit depressing. I bought more oranges. And a duck. I've cooked duck a couple of times before and thought Why Not?

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (JKNZq)

185
Byzantine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (pS94+)

186 Bactine

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (noaju)

187 I saw a chyron on Fox earlier today that Publix? is installing plexiglass shields at their check out registers to provide a barrier for their cashiers.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (/qO+U)


Already done here at my local Harris Teeter supermarket

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (BiNEL)

188 "Devine !
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)

Andy? Is that you?"

Does he have a thong rind?

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (Tnijr)

189 my unplanned new puppy is laying on the couch while I work in my office chair and is cute as a bug.

I took a lovely ride on my awesome horse today.

FNM and state authoritarians got wily enough to realize that XX # hospitalized statewide doesn't really justify all this lockdown so now its all "health care workers fear they'll run out of PPE, and just a statement with no # of cases given that a lockdown is needed. Fookin progs, thanks for voting in a nanny government to ground everybody for 3 weeks.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (T9Hmo)

190 Btw, the actor that plays Rick Grimes is Ian Anderson's son in law ( Jethro Tull).

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (7ZQe3)

191
There's been much speculation about how William could bypass Charles to the throne. Well, I think I see a path now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (rCwaK)

192 Nancy Pelosi is not a Good Catholic.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (lntLM)

193 I LURVE Vanya!!! Been watching her for a long time.

Posted by: Girl from the South at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (LIhNq)

194 Palatine, Esquiline, Aventine, Capitoline

SPQR, baby!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (XVuno)

195 182 Palpatine
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (XVuno)

Isn't that a cracker?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)


Hydroxicholorquine is from Sunshine.
Oreoxichloroquine is from Nabisco.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (pS94+)

196 missed the Rapey Joe thread, whatever:

Twaaaang!

First you put it in,

Then you pull it out,

Do the Hokey Pokey,

And you wave it all about.

Posted by: Jo Biddley at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (miJU3)

197 I Will Survive lady seems fun

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (iTXRQ)

198 I saw a chyron on Fox earlier today that Publix? is installing
plexiglass shields at their check out registers to provide a barrier for
their cashiers.


Great.


Now do airplane seats.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (mw1Wz)

199 Unguentine

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

200 133 Bash Jews with an overbite and "I say" before every sentence.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (pS94+)

Foghorn Leghorn?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Goy, I say, goy, where ya, I say, where ya headed?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (NWiLs)

201 I get the feeling those may be a bit beyond my price range for a daily. I've been quite pleased with Larceny.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (7ZQe3)


I liked that the one time I tried it. I like Bulleit a lot for a daily, too.

Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (sb+Cg)

202 Nancy Pelosi is not a Good Catholic.
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (lntLM)


She's a Catholic like I'm a multi millionaire.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (Zz0t1)

203 I rate this video, Two Fists Up.....out of a possible three

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (k5hWy)

204 Valentine.

Posted by: Surfperch, alone for the Quarantine at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (tVQUs)

205 Too cute. Parrot plays peek-a-boo with neighbor's cat:

https://tinyurl.com/yx28gg4f

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

206 Grenadine, Nitro glycerine

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (n7enF)

207 178
Daily Mail sez that Meggie Sparkles is forbidding Harry from going back to England to see his father and granny. Forbidding, the bitch is.



She knows that the Tower of London is still in working order, right?

Posted by: Mary Stuart at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (gAXBD)

208 Daily Mail sez that Meggie Sparkles is forbidding Harry from going back to England to see his father and granny. Forbidding, the bitch is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (rCwaK)


One look, and you know what you are going to regret this given enough time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (BiNEL)

209 Seems the Brits have made some advances in keeping their teeth.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (Z+IKu)

210 Hydroxicholorquine is from Sunshine.


Always check for no skulls and crossbones on the label before ingesting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (XVuno)

211 nocturine

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (noaju)

212 Genevieve

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (K22Va)

213 Lean Cuisine

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (/GUxN)

214 Smell my finger!

Posted by: Joey Biden at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (flINI)

215 "Nancy Pelosi is not a Good Catholic."

You know how they go.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (Tnijr)

216 Quarantine, Byzantine, Palpatine, Bactine, Serpentine...

"....Life is a rock, but the radio rolled me."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (pS94+)

217 192 Nancy Pelosi is not a Catholic

FIFY

Posted by: Heidi at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (7ZMbn)

218 Caffeine, Nicotine, Visine

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (mw1Wz)

219 Bash Jews with an overbite and "I say" before every sentence.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (pS94+)

Foghorn Leghorn?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Goy, I say, goy, where ya, I say, where ya headed?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (NWiLs)


I say, wella, I say.....we need more gas chambers to make room for all the sick people in the middle east.

Posted by: Foghorn Charleshorn at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)

220 Clementine

Posted by: Surfperch, alone for the Quarantine at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (tVQUs)

221 globuline

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (noaju)

222 Goy, I say, goy, where ya, I say, where ya headed?




There is really no need to bring up the last thread....

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)

223 Too cute. Parrot plays peek-a-boo with neighbor's cat:

https://tinyurl.com/yx28gg4f
Posted by: Jane D'oh


d'awww...

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (Qf83p)

224 190 Wife was asking if I still watched but told her bailed on it 2 years ago

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (ZCEU2)

225 NJ says you cannot have elective surgery, and considers cancer surgery elective.

But abortions? Come on in!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (+fPHo)

226

Good news from NYC. It looks like the number of hospitalizations is slowing down. It's still increasing, but the rate of increase is slowing down significantly.

Could be just a lull, but if it holds, the number of ventilators and resources required will not be as bad as was projected.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (rCwaK)

227 I thought she was pretty okay, as brits go.
------------------
She was. And I'm sure the whole look was part of the quarantine act.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)


She has I think, four other videos on her site. She's not a shy woman. Watch the one called "My Fanny."

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (hku12)

228 Citrulline

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

229 199 Unguentine


Greatest Kenyan to ever win the London Marathon.

Posted by: Pain at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (gAXBD)

230 Nancy Pelosi is not a Good Catholic.
Posted by: ALH

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Not a Catholic at all. She excommunicated herself.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (Y4EXg)

231 Soup Tureen

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (noaju)

232 >There's been much speculation about how William could bypass Charles to the throne. Well, I think I see a path now.

Posted by: publius


I don't think he can- line of succession is carved in stone
Charles, when king, could abdicate
that's about it, barring an act of Parliament


unless I'm wrong (TM)

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (iTXRQ)

233 Valentine.
Posted by: Surfperch, alone for the Quarantine at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (tVQUs)

Brilliantine, turpentine, nectarine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (miJU3)

234 Grenadine, Nitro glycerine
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 08:35 PM (n7enF)


And fish tank cleaner, for flavor.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (Zz0t1)

235 Would the Democrat Party Bosses dump Joe and give the nomination to Cuomo, when Cuomo got zero votes during the Primary? Would the other candy dates and their voters go along with that?

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (l3+k2)

236 There's been much speculation about how William could bypass Charles to the throne. Well, I think I see a path now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (rCwaK)


Be interesting to see the traffic between QE and the NHS, eh?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (BiNEL)

237 Poutine !


- An Canadian lost in American

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)

238
Joe Cugine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (pS94+)

239 Philistine

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)

240 158- Jen- triangle area of North Carolina.
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (qe5CM)

Local florist in town , when she got the order that the gov was closing everything except food fuel pharmacy, either gave away or threw away all of her flowers, plants, etc. Her shop windows are completely bare as are the cases inside usually brimming with flowers. That is one of the saddest sights. I don't know what else she would have done with everything. She got all of a half day that she was to be closed.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 08:37 PM (/qO+U)

241 I can't take it anymore.
I am an introvert.



THERE ARE PEOPLE IN MY PERSONAL DAILY WORLD.


GET THEM OUT

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (mw1Wz)

242 I liked that the one time I tried it. I like Bulleit a lot for a daily, too.

---

My tastes seem to lean towards the sweeter, wheat brands. I'll give Bulleit a try too.

We should have a Bourbon thread

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (7ZQe3)

243 Vaseline

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (Tnijr)

244 I'm currently engaging in an experiment by reopening my Tinder account under the hypothesis that with more people being forced to stay at home, higher quality matches will finally start showing up on Tinder.

My experiment is not going well.

On the upside taking a profile of me holding toilet paper has gotten the highest number of Likes I've ever received.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (+dsLj)

245 Nice long walk on a nature trail, without being reported on by the scolds at Nextdoor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

Tell them to go you-know-what themselves.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (H8QX8)

246 Good news from NYC. It looks like the number of
hospitalizations is slowing down. It's still increasing, but the rate of
increase is slowing down significantly.



Could be just a lull, but if it holds, the number of ventilators
and resources required will not be as bad as was projected.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (rCwaK)


So this means no more two hour blathering marble-mouthed pressers from Fredo the Elder?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

247 I rate that video 4 fingers just 1 thumb shy of a full fist.
I'm Joe Biden and I don't know where I am.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (pw+jk)

248 Tangerine

Posted by: Surfperch, with Salt and Lime at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (tVQUs)

249 What have you done today, what sacrifices have you made for New York City?
Posted by: Hadrian


I held a phart in till Smash left the room, does that count?

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (VcFUs)

250 Emperor Velvetine raised eyebrows during his coronation when he insisted on being crowned with a purple top hat with gold trim, and tried to install 'Kristal' and 'Syndalee' into the ranks of the Vestal Bitchez

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (ykYG2)

251 Benedictine

Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (tVQUs)

252 Brilliantine, turpentine, nectarine

Seen my peen?

Posted by: Slow Ol Joe at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (+JcZS)

253 Ace is horning in on OM's fashion/dress gig.

Oh, the humanity.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (Z4rgH)

254 Porcupine

Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (tVQUs)

255 *sigh* I was planning to run to the store tomorrow to pick up a few things, hoping things wouldn't be too insane. Then our Gov had to go and put out a shelter-in-place order beginning Friday night. I expect the store is going to be chaos.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (CAJOC)

256 Any chance Prince Andrew will get the Chinese Lung AIDS?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:31 PM (ptqGC)


Jane, LOL.

QEII: "Here Charles, I made some nice Chinese Bat Soup just for you. Have some!"
Prince Andrew: "What the devil?! Mother, you never cook! Besides, I'm not hungry."
QEII: "You don't understand. I wasn't asking."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)

257 239 Philistine

I need that like I need a hole in the head.

Posted by: Goliath at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (gAXBD)

258 NJ says you cannot have elective surgery, and considers cancer surgery elective.

But abortions? Come on in!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 25, 2020 08:36 PM (+fPHo)


You simply must have priorities in a medical emergency, comrade!

Posted by: B Mennendez at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (BiNEL)

259 Galantine


-AN chef

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)

260 Quarantine with a ball peen in the lavatrine.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (Qf83p)

261 >Well, I think I see a path now.

Posted by: publius


unless of course you meant Charlie dropping dead from WuHuFlu

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (iTXRQ)

262 I've got to go Moderate Vox Day's Live Chat. I'll catch-up with you Morons and 'Ettes on the ONT, probably.

*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (Ckg4U)


Worried sick about the man, and it turns out he's been cheating on us.

Always good to see you, Slappy!

Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (5f/5M)

263
Geraldine

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (S6/o1)

264 What kind of soup?

Posted by: Bruce Wayne at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (gAXBD)

265 143 I can hear the neighbors singing. I suspect alcohol may be involved.
Posted by: Vendette at March 25, 2020 08:29 PM (nRNOc)

They aren't singing Imagine, are they?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (6ofTb)

266 I think which ever demo-commie governor has the most chicom flu deaths should get the donkey preezy nomination.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (pw+jk)

267 let me tell you about my hobby of poking beavers

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (PbpT7)

268 hey sponge, if this round of money-printing goes on we'll ALL be millionaires by May

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (ykYG2)

269 The Firm's drummer is a hoot. They're playing a song
that isn't quite butch enough for Loverboy, but he's acting like he's
banging out Judas Priest. Is he that hard or does his contract limit his
restroom breaks?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2020 08:30 PM (H5knJ)

I was at a party back in the day and someone put The Firm's album on the stereo. As soon as it started playing a guy ran across the room, ripped it off the turn table and then threw it at the wall where it stuck, in between the gaps in the wood paneling.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (2N7oZ)

270 Ace keeps adding stuff...it is his


routine


Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)

271 Katie Hill forgot for a minute there that she was Katie Hill.

Katie Hillx@KatieHill4CA

2h
"They're not gonna be hugging and kissing each other in the office when they go back, even if they may want to." -
@realDonaldTrump


What? You gross fuck

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (+y/Ru)

272 We should have a Bourbon thread

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:38 PM (7ZQe3)


I'm having a bourbon YEAR.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (Z4rgH)

273 @johnnydollar01

Today CNN and MSNBC both left the briefing after Trump turned it over to Pence. Which suggests those nets are really not interested in getting the info at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (ZLI7S)

274 I can hear the neighbors singing.



Singing the songs of angry men ?

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)

275 Isn't Tinder used mostly by gay men?

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (RU4sa)

276 172 I cant be to sure all my neighbors are not dead from the virus but the government hasn't come by to collect them and add to the 8 confirmed deaths
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:32 PM (ZCEU2)

Need to take matters into your own hands. Get a cart. tomorrow morning start yelling.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' give me zombies or give me death' at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (7ZMbn)

277
Good point I just heard on the radio: Cocksucker mayors/governors are illegally ordering people to stay home and will AREEST you if you don't WHILE at the same time theyre letting Criminals out of jail!

Posted by: Soothsayer Sanders at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (yDBK2)

278 I wonder how many people with it inNYC are actually Chinese?They have been growing in numbers in all the boroughs

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (KNsKs)

279 What have you done today, what sacrifices have you made for New York City?
Posted by: Hadrian


I broke up a vicious fight between two of my co-workers (okay, they are cats) so help keep the peace at the quarantine cubicle warren.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (VcFUs)

280
And more on the American ingenuity, necessity is the mother of invention front. Some doctors and engineers somewhere have figured out how to make makeshift ventilators for about $100 in parts.

They're still testing it, but it looks good.

Locally, docs and engineers from somewhere (don't remember if it was Clemson or USC) managed to create a device that would allow 4 people to share a ventilator. They are 3D printing it, and it's good to go.

They based it on some "hacking" other doctors had used in dire situations to put multiple patients on the same ventilator.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (rCwaK)

281 *sigh* I was planning to run to the store tomorrow
to pick up a few things, hoping things wouldn't be too insane. Then our
Gov had to go and put out a shelter-in-place order beginning Friday
night. I expect the store is going to be chaos.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 25, 2020 08:39 PM (CAJOC)


Get in early. It will only get worse. The pants-sagging townies discovered our island Publix. One hoglet had a shopping cart with four cases of soda pop (not the diet kind, of course) and bags of chips, boxes of cookies, etc.

I heard one say, "Dey got everything out here. Imonna get a bunch."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

282 Nancy Pelosi is not a Good Catholic.
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (lntLM)


ALH, after she's passed, I can't wait to hear Nancy explain to the devil how Catholic and wealthy she is.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)

283

Valvoline

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (S6/o1)

284 Isn't Tinder used mostly by gay men?

******

That's Grindr, but after the matches I've seen, yes.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (+dsLj)

285 Judging from the screengrab, it's a woman who is apparently going to be talking.

I'm out.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (noaju)


Sings. She's got a few hundred subscribers to her youtube channel. It's possible she's just getting warmed up.

Nice comedy voice, probably not going to get famous this way, but I might keep an eye on her channel.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (hku12)

286 if this round of money-printing goes on we'll ALL be millionaires by May
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (ykYG2)

It's the Fed's way of solving the Toilet Paper Shortages.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (tVQUs)

287 >> Isn't Tinder used mostly by gay men?


Totally. All the Hetero guys are on Grindr

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM (noaju)

288 Isn't Tinder used mostly by gay men?
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (RU4sa)

That's Grindr. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (miJU3)

289 hey sponge, if this round of money-printing goes on we'll ALL be millionaires by May
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (ykYG2)


Good point.

Two Trillion a year will buy a lotta beer.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (Zz0t1)

290 I've been told that the self-employed are not included in any relief funds in the current bill.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (H8QX8)

291 Grindr is the one for turd burglars. Bumble is the one for feminists. Tinder is the great social-experiment in hypergamy and harem-building.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (ykYG2)

292 Today CNN and MSNBC both left the briefing after Trump turned it over to Pence.


Half price lap dances before 7 p.m.at the Cloak Room during the 'isolation.'

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (gAXBD)

293 bactine
Ben Vereen
byzantine
capucine

Posted by: azalea city at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (WX+x0)

294 Isn't Tinder used mostly by gay men?

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (RU4sa)

===
Not by gay men but guys that like to sip penis and take a penis or two in the pooper.

Posted by: Shep Now with Spare Time at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (pw+jk)

295 Hydroxychloroquine?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 08:44 PM (iuFgi)

296 begin the beguine

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 08:44 PM (iTXRQ)

297 Nancy Pelosi is not a Good Catholic.
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (lntLM)

ALH, after she's passed, I can't wait to hear Nancy explain to the devil how Catholic and wealthy she is.
Posted by: qdpsteve

---

"I had a burning passion for providing abortion funding."


I have just the place for you. You're going to love it here. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 08:44 PM (Y4EXg)

298 Tinder may be cratering but phone-sex lines are experiencing a huge upsurge.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 08:44 PM (KxVoZ)

299 "I've been told that the self-employed are not included in any relief funds in the current bill"

Don't get me started or I'll turn mean, green, and wildly obscene.

Posted by: at March 25, 2020 08:44 PM (Tnijr)

300 >>>Grindr is the one for turd burglars. Bumble is the one for feminists.
Tinder is the great social-experiment in hypergamy and harem-building.

And then there's Snifr.

Posted by: Creepy Joe at March 25, 2020 08:44 PM (l3+k2)

301 108 I think I dug up a good series on Amazon. HA ! Daniel Deronda.
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)

I think Nicholas Nickleby is also on Prime

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (G546f)

302 Where can I get my poodle clipped in Burbank?!

Posted by: Madonna at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (sWM8x)

303 >> t's the Fed's way of solving the Toilet Paper Shortages.

Unfortunately, no. Most printing is done electronically. The money the Fed creates is mostly 1s and 0s in its computers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (rCwaK)

304 Tinder is the great social-experiment in hypergamy and harem-building.

******************

Word on hypergamy, that's why I'm doing so well with my toilet paper photos. I finally have something they need.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (+dsLj)

305 295 Hydroxychloroquine?

H A T E R ! ! ! !

Posted by: Nevada Governor at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (gAXBD)

306 Paradichlorobenzene

(mothballs)

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (dOV9E)

307 Hydroxicholorquine is from Sunshine.
Oreoxichloroquine is from Nabisco.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (pS94+)

Drat! JJ beat me to it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (iuFgi)

308 Isn't Tinder used mostly by gay men?
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM


Grindr.

That's what I read, anyway.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (r6GXX)

309 Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 08:41 PM (KNsKs)

I wasn't brave enough to ask, but have been wondering.

I also wonder if Eye-talians are not more susceptible some how, given their country being hit so hard, and the number of wops that keep croaking in Jersey,

Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (5f/5M)

310 Where can I get my poodle clipped in Burbank?!
Posted by: Madonna at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (sWM8x)



Huh. I figured you for a Brazilian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (XVuno)

311 there was an old truck-driving song
'caffeine nicotine and Benzedrine,
woncha wish me luck'

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (iTXRQ)

312 I've been told that the self-employed are not included in any relief funds in the current bill.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (H8QX


If you are not in some manner beholden to the government for your very existence, then eff off!

Posted by: Congressional Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (BiNEL)

313

Benzine


- An Arsonist

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)

314 Every man a king!

Posted by: The Kingfish at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (+JcZS)

315 302 Where can I get my poodle clipped in Burbank?!
Posted by: Madonna at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (sWM8x)


Just walk away from it for a while, someone will grab it.

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (dOV9E)

316 Good point I just heard on the radio: Cocksucker mayors/governors are illegally ordering people to stay home and will AREEST you if you don't WHILE at the same time theyre letting Criminals out of jail!

---

Welcome to Wisconsin, Tony Evers (D) Governor and Supreme Ruler

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (7ZQe3)

317 The sidebar mentions the board game Pandemic being sold-out and not available except at scalper prices.

I just checked and the dice version of the game seems to be available for the usual price ($40). The dice version is called Pandemic: The Cure and I actually like it better than the original. It sets up quickly, plays smoothly, and if you lose it's easy to just set it up again and play once more. And in my opinion the various jobs are extremely well-balanced such that I'm willing to play with just random draws of who gets what job; when playing the original I always want someone playing the Medic.

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/150658/pandemic-cure

Posted by: mr_jack at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (57l0O)

318 Where can I get my poodle clipped in Burbank?!
Posted by: Madonna at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (sWM8x)


France.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (Zz0t1)

319 hey sponge, if this round of money-printing goes on we'll ALL be millionaires by May
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 08:40 PM (ykYG2)

Good point.

Two Trillion a year will buy a lotta beer.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (Zz0t1)

One can of the cheap stuff.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 08:46 PM (tVQUs)

320 I think Nicholas Nickleby is also on Prime
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (G546f)



maybe; there are many versions, like Holmes.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:47 PM (zr5Kq)

321 Bernie Saves Us Again !

Apparently his instinct against handing out hundreds of billions to companies in a hastily constructed Two Trillion Dollar Sweepstakes and Give Away is, while coming from the wrong place, coincidentally in line with the rest of us who thinks that tanking the economy isn't a good remedy against the Flu.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 08:47 PM (uYQjf)

322 Today is apparently Tolkien Reading Day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tolkien_Reading_Day

I don't know if I'm going to read anything but I think I'm going to go discuss the Silmarillion with one of my boys. He's making his way through it.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (BJKQV)

323 Where can I get my poodle clipped in Burbank?!

Shoop shoop

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (7ZQe3)

324 This isn't going to be one of those things where they pay you with a wheelbarrow full of money in the afternoon and you have to rush to the store to buy a loaf of bread with it in the evening, is it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (XVuno)

325 "Is the woman hot? I would put her a 1 on the AoS scale, but I'm torn on her face.......is it......good"

Nothing a moneyshot couldn't fix.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (v1P+X)

326 The only thing I want from WWII is some of those boogie woogie bugle boys.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (+y/Ru)

327 Quarantine. Halvantine. Ovaltine. Serpentine.


Tentin. Quarantino.

Posted by: stumck at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (uksaT)

328 I can hear the neighbors singing.

Singing the songs of angry men ?
Posted by: runner

It is the music of a sheeple
who have just been shaved again

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (G546f)

329 I suppose the Dollar Stores will be busy in the Coming months changing their names to keep up with inflation.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (tVQUs)

330 Hypergamy


Origami

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)

331 I've been told that the self-employed are not included in any relief funds in the current bill.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (H8QX

DSA, the Family First Bill includes tax credits for the self employed. That was the bill signed last Wednesday.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (/qO+U)

332 >>> I've been told that the self-employed are not included in any relief funds in the current bill
~~~~~

I don't believe that's true since it is based on 2018 tax returns. Doesn't matter how/where you made your money, all they care about is the amount you made.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (sGotD)

333 I've seen things.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Penis at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (3inwt)

334 It is the music of a sheeple
who have just been shaved again
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (G546f)


hahahah !

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (zr5Kq)

335 Splunge

No love for naphthalene?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

336 if this round of money-printing goes on we'll ALL be millionaires by May

Are we on track to be:

[ ] Venezuela
[ ] Zimbabwe
[ ] China

Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (uYQjf)

337 Tontine.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

338 Doesn't matter how/where you made your money, all they care about is the amount you made.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (sGotD)


Shit. That leaves me out.

Posted by: Al Capone at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (XVuno)

339 "Caffeine Nicotine and Benzedrine"

Nat Stuckey, 1970
https://tinyurl.com/qnq8fm6

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (iTXRQ)

340 Good grief. Some bat just posted on Nextdoor "I've heard there's looting here now that everyone is quarantined at home!!"

That doesn't even make sense.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (ptqGC)

341

Over the past couple of days, I've been getting back in the Fed/financial shit again, and reading up on what they're doing.

I cannot stress how big the Fed is going to go. It's gonna make their actions after the '08 Crash look conservative. The Fed is planning on going YOLO. They are going to buy, backstop, and bailout everything.

BUY ALL THE THINGS!!! PRINTING PRESSES TO LUDICROUS SPEED!!!

In the stimulus bill, there was/is a provision to grant the Fed the authority to buy stocks and corporate bonds directly. Won't know until it's passed if that goes through.

The Fed is already buying corporate bonds through the SPV (special purpose vehicle) tricks, I see.

I cannot stress enough how much money the Fed is gonna print. Monetary bukake all over the damn place. Rudolph Von Havenstein is spooging in his grave. All over our faces.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (rCwaK)

342 I got the cure to what ails ya! I got the antidote right here! *grabs crotch*

Say hello to my swollen friend, coronaboner!

Posted by: Creepy Joe at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (EzqsV)

343 Jen - that is so sad , I been saying businesses would lose product but really haven't thought of every kind that might one being florests.
Bet every florests in Pa and every state is in same situation, maybe a half million in flowers wiped out.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (ZCEU2)

344 Totally. All the Hetero guys are on Grindr
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:42 PM


That's some quality Horde advice right there!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (DMUuz)

345 Thick Salami!

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (NEu0P)

346 324 This isn't going to be one of those things where they pay you with a wheelbarrow full of money in the afternoon and you have to rush to the store to buy a loaf of bread with it in the evening, is it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (XVuno)

Screw the money. Save the wheelbarrow.

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (/GUxN)

347
Shoop shoop
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (7ZQe3)


You asked for it.


https://youtu.be/4vaN01VLYSQ

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)

348 Two Trillion a year will buy a lotta beer.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:43 PM (Zz0t1)



The future's so bright I'm gonna be unpaid.

Posted by: Everyone but Congress at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (2N7oZ)

349 This isn't going to be one of those things where they pay you with a wheelbarrow full of money in the afternoon and you have to rush to the store to buy a loaf of bread with it in the evening, is it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (XVuno)


no, no. that's what Krauts do. we are better than that. We will use trucks and SUVs.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)

350 337
Tontine.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

Oooh, good one!

Posted by: Fatass Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 08:51 PM (6ofTb)

351 Well, they could be going all out because the number of folks unemployed is about to make a tremendous spike. That's what I read today. some states processing very large numbers of claims each day.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 25, 2020 08:52 PM (JKNZq)

352 335 Splunge

No love for naphthalene?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (u82oZ)


Life is short. One can't sample all the pleasures.

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 08:52 PM (dOV9E)

353 Publix is doing that because the checkers wanted to wear gloves and masks and Corp. said it would scare customers or something.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 25, 2020 08:52 PM (KSBDE)

354 Publix is doing that because the checkers wanted to wear gloves and masks and Corp. said it would scare customers or something.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 25, 2020 08:52 PM (KSBDE)


Safety, is job 41.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:52 PM (Zz0t1)

355 I also wonder if Eye-talians are not more susceptible some how, given their country being hit so hard, and the number of wops that keep croaking in Jersey,
Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM


Well, it's not blood type. The US and Italy have roughly the same percentages.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (r6GXX)

356 Over the past couple of days, I've been getting back in the Fed/financial shit again, and reading up on what they're doing.

I cannot stress how big the Fed is going to go. It's gonna make their actions after the '08 Crash look conservative. The Fed is planning on going YOLO. They are going to buy, backstop, and bailout everything.

BUY ALL THE THINGS!!! PRINTING PRESSES TO LUDICROUS SPEED!!!

In the stimulus bill, there was/is a provision to grant the Fed the authority to buy stocks and corporate bonds directly. Won't know until it's passed if that goes through.

The Fed is already buying corporate bonds through the SPV (special purpose vehicle) tricks, I see.

I cannot stress enough how much money the Fed is gonna print. Monetary bukake all over the damn place. Rudolph Von Havenstein is spooging in his grave. All over our faces.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (rCwaK)

Hehe! Money Printer goes Brrrrrr!

Posted by: Jerome Powell at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (tVQUs)

357 These democrat governors are likes pigs in shit. They get to act out their totalitarian leftist fantasies -- banning church gatherings, shutting down gun stores, ordering people to lock down in their homes, releasing actual criminals.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (H8QX8)

358

During Weimar hyperinflation, it was more efficient to burn money. More energy from that than the equivalent amount of wood and othe fuel that amount of cash would buy.

And the Fed is fucking there too, because again, the money creation will be mostly electronic,digi-dollars.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (rCwaK)

359 Splunge

Naphthalene cleans sinuses and repels moths. It's a primo experience.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

360 29 Victor - good luck, in my early 20s went through all the LoTR but ground to a halt about 1/4 way through Silmarillion

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (ZCEU2)

361 Tattooine.

Posted by: Jabba the Nadler at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (NEu0P)

362 353 Publix is doing that because the checkers wanted to wear gloves and masks and Corp. said it would scare customers or something.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 25, 2020 08:52 PM (KSBDE)


Oh heck yes. I mean, if I even see a glove on someone's hand, I drop a deuce right there. It's especially awkward because of the assless chaps.

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (dOV9E)

363 here's the link on the unemployment numbers. I haven't verified this elsewhere:

https://tinyurl.com/thnd2ph

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (JKNZq)

364 Ace....when i get my gov $$...ill send some your way for a jump to the bottom button for the top of the thread. A shiney one with flames.

Truly...the way the math points...i owe you.

You're my news broker. I'm glad i don't have to trudge through such drudgery of retardradiation .

Yeah....but ( im not a woman but i stayed at a Holiday Inn last night ) i feel as though you are being protective. Is there some stupid horror you are not telling us?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 08:54 PM (4C4f2)

365 349 This isn't going to be one of those things where they pay you with a wheelbarrow full of money in the afternoon and you have to rush to the store to buy a loaf of bread with it in the evening, is it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (XVuno


I'm gonna need a bigger wheelbarrow.

Posted by: Elephant Man at March 25, 2020 08:54 PM (Vy7tf)

366 Doesn't matter how/where you made your money, all they care about is the amount you made.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (sGotD)

Good to know.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 08:54 PM (H8QX8)

367 I can hear the neighbors singing. I suspect alcohol may be involved.

Posted by: Vendette



That's not the neighbors.

Posted by: The voices at March 25, 2020 08:54 PM (mw1Wz)

368 Thick Salami!

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (NEu0P)


Watch out for the "Three Pepper" from Hickory Farms. I made that mistake.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 25, 2020 08:54 PM (2N7oZ)

369 Splunge

Naphthalene cleans sinuses and repels moths. It's a primo experience.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (u82oZ)



Imagine how perfect it would be for someone with moths in their sinuses!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (XVuno)

370 Good point I just heard on the radio: Cocksucker mayors/governors are illegally ordering people to stay home and will AREEST you if you don't WHILE at the same time theyre letting Criminals out of jail!

So people who actually violated the law, were judged by their peers (or pleaded out) and were incarcerated by availing themselves to Due Process get to walk free

Those who violate the whims of a tyrant, who gets to invent law on the fly, without any legislative process or review, gets to do jail time.

I wonder what Claire Wolfe would recommend.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (uYQjf)

371 Tattooine.
Posted by: Jabba the Nadler at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (NEu0P)


good job !

*wish I would have thought of it

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)

372 One day does not make a trend but WA state's new cases fell from over 200 to 119.

Posted by: Ha at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (fNWtj)

373 Valvoline, Vasoline, Gasoline, trampoline

Posted by: DBCooper at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (bttOm)

374 Welp, I'm out. This place keeps me sane-ish, but I'm worn out. Gotta rest up for tomorrow's fresh hell.


Later, peeps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

375 Today CNN and MSNBC both left the briefing after Trump turned it over to Pence.

-
Well, they don't want any actual information to get in the way of their propaganda.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (+y/Ru)

376 Wife is watching some shitshow on NBC streaming video......it's herkyjerky and pauses.....during the show. Commercials scroll along perfectly.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (Zz0t1)

377 360 29 Victor - good luck, in my early 20s went through all the LoTR but ground to a halt about 1/4 way through Silmarillion
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (ZCEU2)

Listening to the audiobook helps.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (BJKQV)

378
Later, peeps.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (ptqGC)


Have a good night. Kick back and relax a bit. You've earned it.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)

379 And if you give me, weed, whites and wine.
And you show me a sign...

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (K22Va)

380 Imagine how perfect it would be for someone with moths in their sinuses!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (XVuno)
-----
Or that guys from this morning who was a "moths ******"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (g8Yc+)

381 This isn't going to be one of those things where they pay you with a wheelbarrow full of money in the afternoon and you have to rush to the store to buy a loaf of bread with it in the evening, is it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:48 PM (XVuno)


no, no. that's what Krauts do. we are better than that. We will use trucks and SUVs.
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)

How'll you get gas for your SUV if you need to bring along a boatload of money to buy it?

Posted by: Surfperch's paradox at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (tVQUs)

382 Also, there is a version of the Pandemic board game that implements a "legacy" game mechanic. You play the game multiple times, but you don't reset to the starting conditions; things that happen as you play are permanent. If, in your first time playing, London gets killed off by the pandemic, then on subsequent play-throughs London is still dead. I think the "season" is 12 plays... it's supposed to be incredibly engrossing.

It was so successful that there have been a wave of other "legacy" games, but from reviews I have read it's the best "legacy" game.

So if your COVID-19 sheltering somehow lets you hang out with others who would play this with you, maybe give it a try.

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/161936/pandemic-legacy-season-1

P.S. I'm not aware of any online play version of Pandemic, but there is a similar game whose theme is fighting fires (rather than fighting disease outbreaks). The game is called Flashpoint: Fire Rescue and there is a game on Steam that allows online play:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/654220/Flash_Point_Fire_Rescue/

I haven't tried this Steam game, but I have played the original board game and I like it even better than Pandemic.

Posted by: mr_jack at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (57l0O)

383 These democrat governors are likes pigs in shit. They get to act out
their totalitarian leftist fantasies -- banning church gatherings,
shutting down gun stores, ordering people to lock down in their homes,
releasing actual criminals.



More people have died from bee stings than the Chinese Lung Aids Bioweapon.

Posted by: The voices at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (mw1Wz)

384 Doesn't matter how/where you made your money, all they care about is the amount you made.

So unlicensed street pharmacists with questionable tax and income documentation will benefit?

Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (uYQjf)

385 There are 172 synonyms for the word poontang.

https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/
another-word-for/poontang.html

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (Z4rgH)

386 yeah maybe not...

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (zr5Kq)

387 So is this the scared shitless cohort of the horde at this time of the evening? Sack up people, spend your 2500 bucks and carry on.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (p09tx)

388 Well, it's not blood type. The US and Italy have roughly the same percentages.

I think we're looking at two strains. The deadlier COVID is carried in the blood of children. Adults can't pass it on. The treatment protocol is often a cocktail of heavy metals introduced rapidly in a single dose.

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (1+J19)

389 Valvoline, Vasoline, Gasoline, trampoline
Posted by: DBCooper at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (bttOm)


You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/ht672-wYelc

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)

390 Gas finally hit 1.999 here when I gassed up on the way home.

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (/GUxN)

391 Gas in Oklahoma 1.30

Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (ucNdt)

392 naphthalene

Afro-sheen!

Posted by: getting the banned back together at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (+JcZS)

393 390 Gas finally hit 1.999 here when I gassed up on the way home.
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (/GUxN)


HOW DARE YOU!!

(cough)

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (dOV9E)

394 "I've been all over town. Where's your Megadeth?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJPIakrYV34

Who went to Heavy Metal Unlimited in Saginaw?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

395 went fishing this weekend and hooked three nice ones. great way to beat the virus. trump 2020!

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (7MuIB)

396 Why punish people with higher income?

Why not punish people with more children?


Or punish people with better health?



Class Warfare commie bullshit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (mw1Wz)

397 went fishing this weekend and hooked three nice ones. great way to beat the virus. trump 2020!
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (7MuIB)



Libertine!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:59 PM (XVuno)

398 391 Gas in Oklahoma 1.30
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (ucNdt)

Well shit

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 08:59 PM (/GUxN)

399 There are 172 synonyms for the word poontang.

https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/
another-word-for/poontang.html
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (Z4rgH)


WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG!!!!

Posted by: Sweaty Teddy at March 25, 2020 08:59 PM (Zz0t1)

400 Who put the Benzedrine in Mrs. Murphey's Ovaltine?

Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 08:59 PM (RuIsu)

401 Don't let the bedbugs suck.

Go dream of a better spaceship.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 08:59 PM (4C4f2)

402 Bulleit is a good, workman like bourbon.
I haven't tried it in coffee.
That may be interesting.
Working on a bottle of Jack right now. Gift from a friend. My preference is for Big Horn but I have to go to Montana to get it.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 25, 2020 09:00 PM (TYQsd)

403 397 Libertine!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:59 PM (XVuno)


Acid Queen!

Posted by: Tina Turner at March 25, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E)

404 Good point I just heard on the radio: Cocksucker mayors/governors are illegally ordering people to stay home and will AREEST you if you don't WHILE at the same time theyre letting Criminals out of jail!

-
Well, one thing for sure. Just because they get away with it once, doesn't mean they'll come up with another phony ass crisis to move the needle to ever more fascism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)

405 398 391 Gas in Oklahoma 1.30
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 08:58 PM (ucNdt)

Well shit

I filt up for $20. And I was showing 35 miles to empty

Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (ucNdt)

406 389- Sponge-
Thanks! Shame Weiland had to crash and burn.

Posted by: DBCooper at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (bttOm)

407 39 round magazine

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (/GUxN)

408 Any guesses on whose face will appear on the $50,000,000,000,000 bill? My bet's on Charles Sumner Hamlin.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (tVQUs)

409 Acid Queen!

Posted by: Tina Turner at March 25, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E)


Dang. We were just about to post something.

Posted by: ABBA at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (2N7oZ)

410 Black Sails
Went off the rails

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)

411
I just went out for a little drive.
Gas is $1.99 cash.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:02 PM (un7FC)

412 Seattle King County did this today.
Also, no arrests for non violent crimes because reasons.
I hope Nurse is carrying at work.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 25, 2020 09:02 PM (TYQsd)

413 Sponge-
Thanks! Shame Weiland had to crash and burn.
Posted by: DBCooper at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (bttOm)


My pleasure. It's the hollywood lifestyle. Get's em all.

Sad thing, he was better when he was high.......

Posted by: Sweaty Teddy at March 25, 2020 09:02 PM (Zz0t1)

414 I went to Safeway yesterday and saw a sign at checkout "Customers with reusable grocery bags are required to bag their own groceries." lol

Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 09:02 PM (BJKQV)

415 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (Zz0t1)

416
If you want a pretty picture of how much money the Fed has printed so far, look at FRED's graph of the monetary base to date:

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BOGMBASE

Now, what they're gonna do is make that previous monetary bukake look pitiful.

And note the related bit of monetary porn, how much federal debt has been monetized by the Fed:

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FDHBFRBN

Again, the Fed is gonna make that look tame. The Fed is gonna by buying Ts like there's no tomorrow to cover this $2T of stimulus.

Monetary bukake. We're gonna be dripping.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (rCwaK)

417 Any guesses on whose face will appear on the $50,000,000,000,000 bill? My bet's on Charles Sumner Hamlin.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (tVQUs)


There's NO QUESTION it would have to be Baroke Owebama.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (Zz0t1)

418 389 Valvoline, Vasoline, Gasoline, trampoline
Posted by: DBCooper at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (bttOm)

You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/ht672-wYelc
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)


Damn, guessed wrong. Thought sure it would be this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvfxKbpoxRE

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (dOV9E)

419 Today CNN and MSNBC both left the briefing after Trump turned it over to Pence.

-
Well, they don't want any actual information to get in the way of their propaganda.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (+y/Ru)

One dumb female reporter really pissed PDJT off today. She asked if he was opening up the country early regardless of the status of the virus because he was worried about his poll numbers before the election in November. Trump asked her again to repeat the question, and then ripped into her about no, he isn't worried about the election, but since she writes fake news as does ( some other female reporter he pointed at) , he's sure that is what the media will write. Mnuchin was staring at this woman like she had six heads, he couldn't believe she asked that.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (/qO+U)

420 I consider myself to be quite fluent in English. So, that being said, I MUST ask, WTF is a "health care worker"?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (Exv3s)

421 337 Tontine.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

Roundtine.

Posted by: Kenny Banya at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (KnJdm)

422 I hope Nurse is carrying at work.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 25, 2020 09:02 PM (TYQsd)


In Seattle?

Is that even possible?

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (Zz0t1)

423 421 337 Tontine.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

Roundtine.


That's gold

Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (ucNdt)

424 385 There are 172 synonyms for the word poontang.
---
That's strange.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (sWM8x)

425 Any guesses on whose face will appear on the $50,000,000,000,000 bill? My bet's on Charles Sumner Hamlin.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (tVQUs)

There's NO QUESTION it would have to be Baroke Owebama.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (Zz0t1)

Living people aren't allowed on US currency, if that weren't the case, Barry would've put himself on every denomination.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (tVQUs)

426
A couple of goofy movies on Youtube some of you might like:

Doomsday Machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cytM3yg27eI

and

Stowaway To The Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEi8m55Tq3c

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:05 PM (un7FC)

427 Morons on the Everything (my town in MA) Zuckerbook page are saying stuff like you know if we all just stayed inside until August then this virus thing would just go away.

August.

Yeah, shut the entire country down for 4-plus months over Kung Flu.

These are simply not serious people.

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2020 09:05 PM (lPQ8c)

428 Adenosine.

Posted by: Osmosis Jones at March 25, 2020 09:05 PM (Vy7tf)

429 424 385 There are 172 synonyms for the word poontang.
---
That's strange.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (sWM8x)

They should trim that list down a bit.

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 09:05 PM (/GUxN)

430
Living people aren't allowed on US currency, if that weren't the case, Barry would've put himself on every denomination.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (tVQUs)


He would fake his own death to see the 3 month funeral and his puss on money.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:05 PM (Zz0t1)

431 Look at this fucking idiot talk with his hand. Who does this? This isn't even Italian, it's like some alien communication technique.

https://tinyurl.com/w5vow5t

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)

432 424 385 There are 172 synonyms for the word poontang.
---
That's strange.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (sWM8x)

Could probably trim that list down.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

433 Good grief. Some bat just posted on Nextdoor "I've heard there's looting here now that everyone is quarantined at home!!"

-
The so-called History Channel had a series about criminals taking advantage of the blackouts to commit crimes but I'm sure no one is eyeing those strip malls and convenience stores.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (+y/Ru)

434 One dumb female reporter really pissed PDJT off today.

She usually pisses him off. I was surprised when she actually asked a good question yesterday. Usually she's blatantly insinuating and making shit up whole cloth.

Her resting bitch face is also supreme.

Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (sb+Cg)

435 I hope Nurse is carrying at work.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 25, 2020 09:02 PM (TYQsd)

In Seattle?

Is that even possible?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (Zz0t1)

If you're an illegal alien you can carry anywhere.

Posted by: Jose Inez Garcia Zarate at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (tVQUs)

436 421 337 Tontine.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

Roundtine.

Posted by: Kenny Banya at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (KnJdm)


Seventeen, if you know what I mean!

Posted by: Sleepy Joe Bribem at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (BiNEL)

437 422 I hope Nurse is carrying at work.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 25, 2020 09:02 PM (TYQsd)

In Seattle?

Is that even possible?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (Zz0t1)


Washington was not always woke. If they have not changed things, CCWs are straightforward to get.

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)

438 How many people could make it 4 months without leaving their house starting this minute????

Posted by: lin-duh at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (UUBmN)

439 Bourbon thread? Been agitatin' for one for a while.

Actually somewhere there's a blog that's good for those seeking bourbon lore and knowledge, haven't looked for it - might've been linked on one ONT ages ago.

Meanwhile, I will be punished for not taking more notes while reloading (certain kinds). Since part of the game is to extract max use out of everything, I aspired to doing the 0.002" setback on 30-06 brass shoulder, to stretch brass life. Have all kinds of "semi" notes and measurements etc. from the first time around, but nothing giving an intelligible bottom line.

A few test resizings and looks like I'm setting shoulder back 0.005" or even more.

Lazy escape rationale with a bit of actual logic: since I plan to scrap all these cases after 3-4 reloadings anyway (safety), don't sweat it.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (El6T/)

440 We need to have a classic zombie movie thread. Maybe live-blogged, sharknado-style.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (KnJdm)

441 I don't know whether to cancel my doggie's grooming appts tomorrow or go ahead with them.

Is it true they can carry the virus on the fur?

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (cF8AT)

442 Gangrene. Obscene.Pantene. Atropine.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (mw1Wz)

443 432 424 385 There are 172 synonyms for the word poontang.
---
That's strange.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (sWM8x)

Could probably trim that list down.

You guys need to clam up on this subject

Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (ucNdt)

444

Yeah, let's watch a movie together like we did when we were kids here!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (un7FC)

445 St. Augustine

Posted by: morigu at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (Eu98u)

446 Washington was not always woke. If they have not changed things, CCWs are straightforward to get.
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)

Constitutional open carry. Shall issue on carry permits.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:08 PM (KnJdm)

447 Figurine

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 09:08 PM (dOV9E)

448 Could probably trim that list down.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)


I'mma go snatch a pad and paper.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)

449 *pen and paper.

DAMNIT!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)

450 >>I can only go by the screengrab as I would never watch whatever that is:


Screengrab. Is that what you kids are calling it today? That's weird. No malarkey.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 09:08 PM (COzlW)

451 We need to have a classic zombie movie thread. Maybe live-blogged, sharknado-style.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (KnJdm)


Return of the Living Dead.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at March 25, 2020 09:09 PM (2N7oZ)

452 443 432 424 385 There are 172 synonyms for the word poontang.
---
That's strange.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 09:04 PM (sWM8x)

Could probably trim that list down.

You guys need to clam up on this subject
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (ucNdt)

I feel we may be split on this.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:09 PM (KnJdm)

453 Bad form

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 09:09 PM (/GUxN)

454 I cannot wait to pay 100 bucks for a pound of beef. It will be a once a year delicacy.

Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 09:09 PM (MRjKr)

455 I feel we may be split on this.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:09 PM (KnJdm)


It's kind of a mish-mash, isn't it?

Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 09:10 PM (sb+Cg)

456 Is this corn-in-teen almost over yet???

Posted by: lin-duh at March 25, 2020 09:10 PM (UUBmN)

457 Lin-duh @438

None of the people advocating a 4-month shut-in period would last 2-weeks. I know most of them. They can barely get through 24-hours without their Iced Joe from Dunkies.

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2020 09:10 PM (lPQ8c)

458

Don't open this old axe wound.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 09:11 PM (rCwaK)

459 Joe Biden walked on the Moon before Neil Armstrong did...It's true just ask Joe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at March 25, 2020 09:11 PM (qM84C)

460 The only thing that worries me about looters, is which platform to select to end the threat with some degree of prejudice.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 25, 2020 09:11 PM (p09tx)

461 ace probably knows already but the twatterer Comfortably Smug is doing a series of movie nights called "Alone Together" in which people are encourage to prepare a dinner appropriate to the flick (Eye-talian fare for Goodfellas, for example). Some followers of his send in pics of their dinner and then they discuss/gossip about the movie.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 09:11 PM (El6T/)

462 Joe Biden walked on the Moon before Neil Armstrong did...It's true just ask Joe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: James at March 25, 2020 09:11 PM (qM84C)


.....and raped the Man on the Moon.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:11 PM (Zz0t1)

463 Bourbon thread? Been agitatin' for one for a while.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (El6T/)

I second that motion, a Bourbon thread is just what this blog needs.

Posted by: King Louis XVI at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (tVQUs)

464
Democrats want the UE rate to be as high as possible on election day. Of course they don't people going back to work!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (un7FC)

465
Democrats want the UE rate to be as high as possible on election day. Of course they don't want people going back to work!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (un7FC)

466 Lots of people out walking in my neighborhood with kids playing and even riding bikes unsupervised.


This cannot be good. NextDoor nannies better get on the ball and start scolding everybody for this breech of safety.

Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (sGobE)

467
Washington was not always woke. If they have not changed things, CCWs are straightforward to get.
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)

They still are. WA has always been a pro-gun state. The lefties have snuck in a couple of anti-2nd Amendment initiatives recently but they had to lie about them to get them passed.

But, I don't know about a nurse packing. The hospitals are all gun-free zoners.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (BJKQV)

468 454 I cannot wait to pay 100 bucks for a pound of beef. It will be a once a year delicacy.

Dr. AOC says Beef is bad and you are personally killing the planet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None the less all the Methane released into the atmosphere.... Mister !!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (qM84C)

469 I second that motion, a Bourbon thread is just what this blog needs.
Posted by: King Louis XVI at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (tVQUs)
------
Or a double Bourbon thread.

Posted by: Juan Carlos de Borbon y Borbon at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (g8Yc+)

470 464
Democrats want the UE rate to be as high as possible on election day. Of course they don't people going back to work!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (un7FC)

465
Democrats want the UE rate to be as high as possible on election day. Of course they don't want people going back to work!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (un7FC)


You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

471 A Bourbon thread without Rye is like any corn liquor without rye -- burnt and charred and sickly sweet.

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)

472 I second that motion, a Bourbon thread is just what this blog needs.
Posted by: King Louis XVI at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (tVQUs)

---------

Stop being such a big baby and put your head in the hole.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (XVuno)

473 The only thing that worries me about looters, is which platform to select to end the threat with some degree of prejudice.

Do you let them inside the wire?

What firearm are you willing to lose when the authorities come to collect it for evidence?

Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (uYQjf)

474 DocJ,
I know! How many people actually have the stores to go 4 months starting now. I'll be generous and say the water and electric stay on.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (UUBmN)

475 Is it true they can carry the virus on the fur?
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (cF8AT)


probably true
it's a surface, like any other

what kind of dog do you have?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (G546f)

476 Saw 208.9¢/gal out side of York, PA. Nice.

Made it all the way down to DC and back- that's thru six cities of increasing size's rush hours and then back, in no time.

I could get used to this traffic.

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (Ibwur)

477 468 454 I cannot wait to pay 100 bucks for a pound of beef. It will be a once a year delicacy.

Dr. AOC says Beef is bad and you are personally killing the planet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None the less all the Methane released into the atmosphere.... Mister !!!!
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (qM84C)

I need an emotional support black angus.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:14 PM (KnJdm)

478 466 Lots of people out walking in my neighborhood with kids playing and even riding bikes unsupervised.


This cannot be good. NextDoor nannies better get on the ball and start scolding everybody for this breech of safety.
Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (sGobE)

BONK! BONK! BAD GRUP! BONK! BONK! ON THE HEAD!

Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 09:14 PM (BJKQV)

479 Willowed:

418 164 130 93 Few holders of real doctorates are professors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (YqDXo)

?
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (7juvc)

I don't get that either. I just graduated about a year and a half ago and I had lots of professors that had doctorates.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (6ofTb)

Of course professors have doctorates. But not all people with doctorates are professors.

I understood it as saying that most people with doctorates do not become professors.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (nvMvs)


Exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 09:14 PM (YqDXo)

480 Lin-duh @438

None of the people advocating a 4-month shut-in period would last 2-weeks. I know most of them. They can barely get through 24-hours without their Iced Joe from Dunkies.

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2020 09:10 PM



Wait!
What???

You're saying they have Joe on ice at the Dunkies??

Berniebots will stop at nothing!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 09:14 PM (axyOa)

481 Any guesses on whose face will appear on the $50,000,000,000,000 bill? My bet's on Charles Sumner Hamlin.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 09:01 PM (tVQUs)

Hannibal Hamlin

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 09:15 PM (FJL6J)

482 473 The only thing that worries me about looters, is which platform to select to end the threat with some degree of prejudice.

Do you let them inside the wire?

What firearm are you willing to lose when the authorities come to collect it for evidence?
Posted by: at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (uYQjf)

One that's on a 4473.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:15 PM (KnJdm)

483 These are simply not serious people.
Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2020 09:05 PM (lPQ8c)

This is not a serious country.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 25, 2020 09:15 PM (Exv3s)

484

ZeroHedge has the text of the stimulus and is going through it.

There's a provision to prevent stock buybacks or dividend payments for any company that takes a bailout and goes for 1 year after the loans are repaid.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 09:15 PM (rCwaK)

485 Who put the benzadrine
In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?

Posted by: pawn at March 25, 2020 09:15 PM (PveK5)

486 Audiobook huh.

Have not much use for gas, truck has 35 gallons in it and took 1 out of 5 on my gas can for my chainsaw mix. Can't go anywhere to use it if it was $.25 a gallon.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (ZCEU2)

487 464
Democrats want the UE rate to be as high as possible on election day. Of course they don't people going back to work!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (un7FC)

465
Democrats want the UE rate to be as high as possible on election day. Of course they don't want people going back to work!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (un7FC)

How did you post two of the same comment with the same Hash? I thought the blog was supposed to prevent that.

Clearly your HTML skills have transcended those of Pixy.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (tVQUs)

488 The only thing that worries me about looters, is which platform to select to end the threat with some degree of prejudice.

Do you let them inside the wire?

What firearm are you willing to lose when the authorities come to collect it for evidence?

Posted by: at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM



Even if they show up, the body will be long gone.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (axyOa)

489 phenylalanine

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (v1P+X)

490 Travertine.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (q1Pj5)

491 Anybody have any actual accounts of people being arrested just for being outside their homes? Doubt it.

Meanwhile, gonna see if there's any back-chatter on why LA County sheriff (piece of human garbage alien authoritarian) backed down - instantly - on his gun-store closure order. Sez he consulted county attorney. Could be just the trifling thing that *he lacked all authority to do so* - but hope it's more than that, specifically that some good guyz contacted the county attorney and threatened legal holocaust on the county.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (El6T/)

492 If nothing else, this crisis has trained me to think of Sheryl Crowe every time I rake a dump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (XVuno)

493 This is not a serious country.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

No argument from me

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (lPQ8c)

494 phenylalanine

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (v1P+X)


My favorite Beatles song!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (2N7oZ)

495 He would fake his own death to see the 3 month funeral and his puss on money.

He would personally show us the death certificate.

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (IMdOQ)

496 Methamphetamine, bitch.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (l3+k2)

497 ZeroHedge has the text of the stimulus and is going through it.

There's a provision to prevent stock buybacks or dividend payments for any company that takes a bailout and goes for 1 year after the loans are repaid.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 09:15 PM (rCwaK)


Does it contain botox injections for SanFranNan or beer kegs for the parties?

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (Zz0t1)

498 "How did you post two of the same comment with the same Hash? I thought the blog was supposed to prevent that. "

Saw a couple of double posts. It used to happen more often.

Posted by: at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (Tnijr)

499 Saying "Things were such-and-such way in The Victorian Era" is like saying "Things were such-and-such way in the 20th century." You really can't say anything was one way or another "in the 20th century" because social attitudes and fashions and everything else changed overwhelmingly multiple times during that period. Social mores and women's hats were different in 1914 than they were in 1974.

Well, the Victorian era wasn't quite as long as the 20th century, but close -- 1837-1901. Two-thirds of a century. During those 64 years, the world turned upside down in ways that would boggle even our contemporary minds. EVERYTHING that made the modern world appeared in 1837-1901. Cars, electricity, recorded sound, photography, movies, the industrial world, etc. etc. etc. Fashions and social attitudes and the class system also changed immensely multiple times.

You simply can't summarize "the Victorian era" with any blanket statement.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 09:18 PM (N9G0H)

500 So, been catching up and I finally took a detour from a prior thread, into the cesspool of the toilet-licking Instagram whore's Twitter feed.

These people are "influencers?" Really?

How about this one?:
@realavalouiise
It's old people's fault we can't go to the beach and catch a fuckin dick


Or maybe:
@realavalouiise
Guys I can't get coronavirus I'm on PREP


Or for the winner (before I gave up because cesspools are stinky):
@realavalouiise
My pussy a binge eater she be gobblin up dicks


I'm not really old enough to be a fogey or a codger, but I gotta wonder: what the fuck is wrong with the kids these days?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 09:18 PM (9kgSk)

501 If there's a betting market for it I wouldn't be betting on high unemployment by election time.

Or by August.

Or by June, even.

But I'm one who simply can't figure out that we're in an extinction-level event, or something.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 09:18 PM (El6T/)

502 492 If nothing else, this crisis has trained me to think of Sheryl Crowe every time I rake a dump.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (XVuno)

Either Sheryl Crowe is dropping deuces in you yard, or you are painfully short of TP. Or you have a weird hobby.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:18 PM (KnJdm)

503 Discovered today that the pool store had been declared essential. Thank goodness -- I needed chlorine, badly. I'd thought that it slipped in under the "things needed for maintaining residences" exemption, and maybe it did, but the guy pointed out that turning a bunch of pools into algae-filled standing water was a really bad idea from a public health point of view.

He did say that he'd gotten some people who didn't have pools at all, but were smart enough to look there for chlorine (double-strength, even), after everyone else ran out.

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 09:19 PM (dOV9E)

504
Yield curve news: T-bill yields on everything under 3 months has gone negative. This means people are now paying the govt to lend them money on the short term.

This is the Fed's monetary bukake already in action, and even just the threat of it.

It's going sideways because stocks were rallying. Again, the Fed's actions are breaking normal correlations.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (rCwaK)

505 We're in day 5 of this lockdown and I go out to work everyday, Mrs. E goes out if she wants, we have food for a LONG time, and electricity so far. And I'm voting to reelect President Donald Trump so he can keep kicking dem/commie/media/deepstate asses.

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (XhWtx)

506 416
If you want a pretty picture of how much money the Fed has printed so far, look at FRED's graph of the monetary base to date:

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BOGMBASE

Now, what they're gonna do is make that previous monetary bukake look pitiful.

And note the related bit of monetary porn, how much federal debt has been monetized by the Fed:

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FDHBFRBN

Again, the Fed is gonna make that look tame. The Fed is gonna by buying Ts like there's no tomorrow to cover this $2T of stimulus.

Monetary bukake. We're gonna be dripping.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 09:03 PM (rCwaK)

Fed or no Fed, the problem is that if you have money, no matter if it's gold coins, cloth, paper, etc...you NEED to exchange money for 1) a good or 2) a service. If you are not paying money for 1) a good or 2) a service, you will get inflation. Therefore, it pays to keep government spending to a minimum, and to the greatest extent possible, see to it that money goes to 1) a good or 2) a service.

No one wants to keep that in mind. Especially elected officials.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (Exv3s)

507 Love the WWII advice booklet. WWII training films and manuals are awesome. I've mentioned before, somewhere here, the kind of English one hears, fairly standard, in those films. And these were films aimed at training the entire cohort of 18-22 yr-olds, and recall the level of formal "education" in the country in 1942, vs. now.

Yeah.

Pretty depressing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (El6T/)

508 The only thing the Houston shut in is shutting down is oil companies, investment banks, strip joints and massage parlors. Everything else is essential evidently. Of course the former 4 all are similar businesses.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (p09tx)

509 Cant wait for soylent green and red and yellow to start showing up in the

Posted by: morigu at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (Eu98u)

510 I'm not really old enough to be a fogey or a codger, but I gotta wonder: what the fuck is wrong with the kids these days?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 09:18 PM (9kgSk)


Their parents.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (Zz0t1)

511 If nothing else, this crisis has trained me to think of Sheryl Crowe every time I rake a dump.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (XVuno)

Either Sheryl Crowe is dropping deuces in you yard, or you are painfully short of TP. Or you have a weird hobby.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:18 PM



Yeah...not sure I follow that one either.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (axyOa)

512 Great so no dividends while we're also sitting at 0 interest?

Posted by: Ha at March 25, 2020 09:21 PM (fNWtj)

513 Take. TAKE.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:21 PM (XVuno)

514 @385 Did you read that list? It's just screwy. Maybe the worst "synonym" list I've ever seen.

I did like it that "Malkin" is a synonym for "poontang" though.Suppose she knows?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 25, 2020 09:23 PM (8IOEj)

515 Nood non-limerick

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:23 PM (KnJdm)

516

CARANTINE


Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

517 If nothing else, this crisis has trained me to think of Sheryl Crowe every time I rake a dump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (XVuno)


Are we the Groom of the Stool?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2020 09:23 PM (q1Pj5)

518 quatrine

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)

519 511 If nothing else, this crisis has trained me to think of Sheryl Crowe every time I rake a dump.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (XVuno)

Either Sheryl Crowe is dropping deuces in you yard, or you are painfully short of TP. Or you have a weird hobby.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 09:18 PM


Yeah...not sure I follow that one either.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 09:20 PM (axyOa)

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!!!

Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 09:24 PM (BJKQV)

520 NOOD MULDOON

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 09:24 PM (mw1Wz)

521 Solid-silver beat machine
Hunkin' down
Funkin' up on Magazine
On rhythmeen in New Orleans

https://tinyurl.com/wftxzxw

Posted by: ZZ Top at March 25, 2020 09:24 PM (Vy7tf)

522 Pink Tourmaline

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 09:24 PM (3KcdH)

523 Ha - well no, pull it out and stuff under the mattress, same interest rate as the big banks

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 09:24 PM (ZCEU2)

524 think of Sheryl Crowe every time I rake a dump.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 09:17 PM (XVuno)



Holy shit....sometimes there are typo's that make me laugh, but this one has me crying.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 09:25 PM (Zz0t1)

525 Re Sheryl Crow. Way back when, she was advocating for using only 1 square of TP:
https://tinyurl.com/y8d8uljx

Posted by: Toni at March 25, 2020 09:26 PM (RdRuc)

526 L-carnitine
Visine

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 09:26 PM (v1P+X)

527 Blue jean movie queen

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 09:27 PM (3KcdH)

528 475 Is it true they can carry the virus on the fur?
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 09:07 PM (cF8AT)


probably true
it's a surface, like any other

what kind of dog do you have?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (G546f)

Yorkie
Lab
Pit

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 09:27 PM (cF8AT)

529 Just read a story, Kathy Griffin is blasting PDT's CV response, and also in the hospital with "unbelievably painful" symptoms.

Not painful enough IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)

530 Cicero: do what I do, mail your used toilet paper squares to Sheryl, so she can personally compost them. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)

531 Kathy Griffin has the Wuhan. Heh.

Posted by: Smalls at March 25, 2020 09:29 PM (FU4bw)

532 Smalls, couldn't happen to a nicer...
Oops, can't use that word here.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)

533 Just read a story, Kathy Griffin is blasting PDT's CV response, and also in the hospital with "unbelievably painful" symptoms.



Not painful enough IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve



In a just world she would end up like Gwyneth Paltrow in the movie "Contagion"

Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2020 09:30 PM (sGobE)

534 Nood, doods

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 09:30 PM (v1P+X)

535 I'm not really old enough to be a fogey or a codger, but I gotta wonder: what the fuck is wrong with the kids these days?

Of course, those three right there are the considered voice of the generation. They all got together and decided that was their view of the world. They all think that.

Right? Or, mouthy sluts were just invented last month, and nobody your age was ever a coozy-oozing slithering slit? Gather yourself up, man. You've made a poopy in your suit. God damn it to hell.




Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 25, 2020 09:31 PM (8IOEj)

536 I went to pull out a few thousand in cash on Monday -- Bank clerk said there was a shortage of hundred dollar bills, and would lesser denoms be okay?

Now I've got a roll that would choke one of Hunter Biden's mistresses.

I'm all set to troll an Arkansas trailer park.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 09:31 PM (Z4rgH)

537 Ripley, now I have to watch that. Thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2020 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)

538
Super Perch: How did you post two of the same comment with the same Hash? I thought the blog was supposed to prevent that.


The two 'ments are slightly different. I hit Post and then corrected the 'ment, and then hit Post again.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 09:32 PM (un7FC)

539 525 Re Sheryl Crow. Way back when, she was advocating for using only 1 square of TP:
https://tinyurl.com/y8d8uljx
Posted by: Toni at March 25, 2020 09:26 PM (RdRuc)

I still remember Rush riffing on that. lol

Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 09:33 PM (BJKQV)

540 Right? Or, mouthy sluts were just invented last month, and nobody your age was ever a coozy-oozing slithering slit? Gather yourself up, man. You've made a poopy in your suit. God damn it to hell.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 25, 2020 09:31 PM (8IOEj)
+++++++++++++
Always been mouthy sluts, always will be. It's be so proud of it and public about it that's somewhat new to me, and that it is a path to fame. I can't really understand it as an entire public subculture.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 09:35 PM (9kgSk)

541 369 Splunge

Naphthalene cleans sinuses and repels moths. It's a primo experience.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2020 08:53 PM (u82oZ)


Imagine how perfect it would be for someone with moths in their sinuses!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 08:55 PM (XVuno)

Thanks for the laugh

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 25, 2020 09:35 PM (IDhUW)

542 Need someone to check my math here for real. From
http://covid19stats.global/state/
Roughly counting 47,000 cases, 700 deaths
%.014 ? Death rate

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 09:37 PM (ZCEU2)

543 Who would have guessed Cheryl Crow was a visionary?

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 09:38 PM (ZCEU2)

544 It's a song parody.....Maybe I'm getting old and have been married too long and my 'tastes' have changed.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)

IMHO She is in remarkable shape with 2 kids under the age of 4.... Kudos to her.

Posted by: TxMarko at March 25, 2020 09:40 PM (+PPey)

545 Need someone to check my math here for real. From
http://covid19stats.global/state/
Roughly counting 47,000 cases, 700 deaths
%.014 ? Death rate
Posted by: Skip

1.48 Skip

Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2020 09:46 PM (vd8XM)

546 Brigantine

Posted by: browndog at March 25, 2020 09:47 PM (gD6Ka)

547 It is our 48th anniversary today.
How to celebrate under current conditions?
We went to our gym . . . (in our garage) and did our usual workout.
Then, we had a beer at the bar (barbell).
Later, we got all dressed up to eat out (on our deck).
I tipped our waiter (grandson) some chocolate chip cookies.
Took pictures put them on facebook to share with friends and family.

Posted by: Trudy at March 25, 2020 10:10 PM (J2vnE)

548 They want the plague to continue forever. At least until November 3. They panic at the hopeful stats, not the doomsday stats. Shortages and financial collapse remind them of their beloved USSR. They so so want this to continue.

Posted by: MarjBaldwin at March 26, 2020 02:45 AM (C3tIt)

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