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Former Staffer Tara Reade Accuses Joe Biden of Penetrative Forcible Sexual Assault
In the interview excerpt, which is posted to Soundcloud, Reade described a graphic 1993 incident where a superior asked her to take a gym bag to Biden "down towards the capital." Then she recalls being called towards the "side area" where Biden greeted her. "We were alone and it was the strangest thing," she said. "There was no like exchange really. He just had me up against the wall." Reade went on to say that she was wearing a business skirt with no stockings because it was hot at the time. While up against the wall, Reade says Biden's "hands were on me and underneath my clothes." "He went down my skirt but then up inside it and he penetrated me with his fingers," Reade emotionally continued. Reade also said Biden was kissing her and saying multiple things to her. She remembered a couple of the comments. "I remember him saying first, like as he was doing it, 'Do you want to go somewhere else,'" she said. “And then him saying to me when I pulled away, he got finished doing what he was doing, and I kind of just pulled back and he said, 'Come on man, I heard you liked me"’ And that phrase stayed with me because I kept thinking what I might've said and I cant remember exactly if he said'‘i thought' or 'I heard' but he implied that I had done this."This sounds credible to me. I have a feeling that Fake Jake Tapper won't see it the same way. You can listen to the interview here. The organization Times Up routinely funds lawsuits by women who claim sexual harassment or assault by men. But in this case -- they said, "Goshdarnit, we just can't fund you, Tara!" By the way, this accuser -- Tara Reade -- is only coming forward because she heard another woman making less serious sexual harassment allegations about Biden, and wished to support her. She was temporarily driven away by claims that she is a -- wait for it -- "Russian asset."
March 24 2020, 3:58 p.m.We now have multiple credible allegations of sexual assault made by people known to work with Biden. The allegations are similar and, in the media's logic, therefore tend to corroborate each other. So: Can we expect coverage about these multiple credible charges of sexual assault?
LAST APRIL, Tara Reade watched as a familiar conversation around her former boss, Joe Biden, and his relationship with personal space unfolded on the national stage. Nevada politician Lucy Flores alleged that Biden had inappropriately sniffed her hair and kissed the back of her head as she waited to go on stage at a rally in 2014. Biden, in a statement in response, said that “not once” in his career did he believe that he had acted inappropriately. But Flores’s allegation sounded accurate to Reade, she said, because Reade had experienced something very similar as a staffer in Biden’s Senate office years earlier. After she saw an episode of the ABC show “The View,” in which most of the panelists stood up for Biden and attacked Flores as politically motivated, Reade decided that she had no choice but to come forward and support Flores. She gave an interview to a local reporter, describing several instances in which Biden had behaved similarly toward her, inappropriately touching her during her early-’90s tenure in his Senate office. In that first interview, she decided to tell a piece of the story, she said, that matched what had happened to Flores — plus, she had filed a contemporaneous complaint, and there were witnesses, so she considered the allegation bulletproof. The short article brought a wave of attention on her, along with accusations that she was doing the bidding of Russian President Vladimir Putin. So Reade went quiet.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (COzlW)
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Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (0jZvB)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (7ZQe3)
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Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (0jZvB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: mnw at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (COzlW)
He was "biden" time with a little paradiddle...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (pS94+)
Joe Biden's go to line....uses it all the time.
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that "come on, man" sounds so perfect I don't know whether to say that proves the case or merely shows she's seen impressions of Joe Biden.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (PbpT7)
Is the same Tara Reid who has botched nipples from a breast augmentation?
One of her oreos is oval, like, egg-shaped, and the other one is really weird.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: Joe Smith at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (zmIA8)
"The Conservative Case For Forcibly Finger-Fucking Your Employees."
Oughta be a real barn-burner.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (dtV0Y)
Posted by: Snopes at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (F6tBH)
At least Hunter pays for his crack whores. But not the spawn.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (pS94+)
Or is this shades of Kavanaugh?
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (Z4rgH)
****
Wait what?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (0jZvB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (dNzKv)
Ever see them?
One of Tara's orioles is oval and way up on her boob, and her other oreo is oval and way down on her boob.
Like, her surgeon was drunk, or something. It looks hilarious.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (NEu0P)
Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (32YRo)
But no, they had to ruin his name and reputation.
For all of history
These people who run the Democrat party are effing EVIL.
They are cancer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (v2vZS)
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Gov. St. Cuomo at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (5bxa0)
Or is this shades of Kavanaugh?
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (Z4rgH)
Don't care. They made the rules, they can die by them. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (El6T/)
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Well, to be fair to Jake Tapper, Biden once penetrated him -- but was able to persuade Jake that he was asking for it ... and who am I to question the former Vice President of the United States?
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (vUYF8)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (w2QL7)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (iQmdl)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: zeera at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (fNWtj)
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Joe Smith at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM
That's what I think, too. There is also a huuuuge number of "Cuomo talks like a leader" tweets making the rounds.
If my SIL picks it up, we'll know who Trump will face in November.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (/+bwe)
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She has a bird on her boob?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: Uncle Joe at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (PbpT7)
Heh. Joe is currently just an impression of Joe, now that I think about it.
Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (32YRo)
Ace, can we retrieve any of pope cuck french's concerned tweets over the president's alleged accusations?
The never cuck fake Christians were flying hot and heavy on twitter during Kavanaugh, telling us the president is a "proven" "predator," too.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Penetrator at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (dNzKv)
Jeebus.
But it's clear there will be (still) no politix from Trump when it comes to spending. Pretty consistent all along.
So those hoping (like myself) that Trump might start using some of the Dems' worst gaffes and behavior against them can park those (always slim, and tepid) hopes.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (E6tRR)
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (NEu0P)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (G546f)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (v2vZS)
Posted by: freaked, I'm starting to think you people are not cynical enough at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (w2QL7)
Posted by: Furious George and His Beach Friends at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (9vQJW)
I'm with you
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (5bxa0)
No matter how completely believable the details.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (mw1Wz)
The Dems: Party of rape, sexual assault, lying......
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Guzalot at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (Rz36l)
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (r+sAi)
Ace, can we retrieve any of pope cuck french's concerned tweets over the president's alleged accusations?
The never cuck fake Christians were flying hot and heavy on twitter during Kavanaugh, telling us the president is a "proven" "predator," too.
...
Good idea.
I imagine someone with good searching skills will do that soon.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Feinstein, Harris, Klobuchar, Pelosi, Hillary, Gillibrand, et. al. at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (AMIL/)
Jeebus.
But it's clear there will be (still) no politix from Trump when it comes to spending. Pretty consistent all along.
So those hoping (like myself) that Trump might start using some of the Dems' worst gaffes and behavior against them can park those (always slim, and tepid) hopes.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (El6T/)
Supporting American workers and businesses right now >> a pittance going to the Kennedy Center.
Priorities.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (XVuno)
Where is the rundown of that? Is it credible?
Biden REEKS of "dirty old man" that is why these laws were created.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (sjTfF)
Redridinghood, your fear is mine. This is a chance to get Biden out of the preezy seat for those that see him as a disaster.
Cuomo refused more ventilators back in 2015 I think. Trump will hang his leadership sins around his neck if we wins the nomination, bigly.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: in River City at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (wGeit)
This will be his defense.
For Hunter too.
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (vEIlU)
I think the article said she had made a contemporaneous complaint. Probably got the same amount as interest as the complaints against Weinstein that got the *victims* stalked and investigated.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Penetrator at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (E6tRR)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Count Von Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (vEIlU)
The look on his face was, like, "PDT, how do you put UP with this?"
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (wGeit)
This will be his defense.
For Hunter too.
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (vEIlU)
In this case I'm gonna say it's probably true.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (oVJmc)
Like, her surgeon was drunk, or something. It looks hilarious.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (un7FC)
Like the yolks of two fried eggs set on balloons.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (1g7ch)
The first half of her recount of events sounds like a nice fantasy.
The second half of her fantasy sounds exactly like what the Left and Fake News says the president does all the time.
Biden grabbed her by the pussy....because he was a famous celery.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: Cory Booker, Severely Heterosexual at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (0otOH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (vEIlU)
The look on his face was, like, "PDT, how do you put UP with this?"
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (7juvc)
I think they have a lot of inside jokes about going out there, because they are all always on the verge of laughing. Fauci, Pompeo, Barr, Mnuchin today. It's hilarious.
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (vEIlU)
Jeebus.
But it's clear there will be (still) no politix from Trump when it comes to spending. Pretty consistent all along.
So those hoping (like myself) that Trump might start using some of the Dems' worst gaffes and behavior against them can park those (always slim, and tepid) hopes.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (El6T/)
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Geez, didn't like him being so nice to the Dems on this. Ugh.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (a0IVu)
Where do you think Hunter learned his habits and behaviors?
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (E6tRR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (dNzKv)
I would love to see that. There's no way it could turn out that didn't make the Democrats look hypocritical.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (wGeit)
I guess we'll see Trump vs Cuomo.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (0otOH)
Hillary has been doing her kegels. No more sharts for her. Put Hills in, coach!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (wiXsO)
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Flies, honey, vinegar.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: freaked, I'm starting to think you people are not cynical enough at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (wiXsO)
Playing to win.
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (vEIlU)
people known to work with Biden. The allegations are similar and, in the
media's logic, therefore tend to corroborate each other.
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"You know, now that you mention it and with Joe Biden's recent hair plugs and plastic surgery conjuring up old trauma, he does remind us an awful lot of Brett Kavanaugh." -- Press release from Christine Ballsy-Ford and Beach Friends, true their attorney Gloria Allred
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (vUYF8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (FJL6J)
None of these pampered fuckstains would last five minutes of this onslaught.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (NEu0P)
Remember, Kavanaugh held a girl down. At a party. While laughing in high school. And nothing happened.
And Clarence Thomas told dirty jokes.
And that's if you want to actually buy the bullshit story.
No actual rape was ever accused.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: freaked, I'm starting to think you people are not cynical enough at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (CjFDo)
I think they can see the ludicrous bias of the media as easily as we can. Better probably.
The media is completely predictable and stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Rick Wilson at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (n7enF)
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (Ty/7D)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (vEIlU)
And Birx.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (MVjcR)
ABC covered up for Jeff Epstein.
NBC covered up for Matt Wower.
They will all cover up for old Smelly Joe.
I bet the Capitol has a rape room much like Wower had.
And Stumpy Joe probably had the keys.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (124oO)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (NEu0P)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (wiXsO)
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Flies, honey, vinegar.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (g8Yc+)
This.
It also fragments the left. Some are making nice with Trump, which will infuriate the hard left.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (gq3Ph)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (6XZdO)
C'mon now hombre, it was FINGER rape. There's a big difference, you lying shiny monkey squeezer!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (6XZdO)
Like with a choo choo train.
An HO scale choo choo train.
Get it?
Posted by: Creepy Pervy Uncle Joe at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (1g7ch)
Joe Biden: "Hey, you want to step outside! wanna see my leg hair!!!"
Funny, are the NT idiots going on and on about MUH VULGARITY, MUH PUSSY GRABBING, MUH COARSENESS about Shifty Joe?
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (zr5Kq)
This is really machine-gunning the lifeboats of Biden's candidacy.
Such as it is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (YqDXo)
Amy Klobuchar waits in the wings. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (7juvc)
A lot of my teacher friends are doing teleconferencing with kids in their classes to check in on them.
This will change a lot of what is done for education. They are predicting no more snow days, kids will be expected to learn from home on those days.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (FJL6J)
We're already on a glide path to Gehenna. With Biden it would be a power dive.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (wGeit)
They'll tell him later, when he finishes biting his wife's arm and drinking his Go-Gurt.
Posted by: Xennady at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (r0yhL)
Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM
That's Doctor Demento Joe to you, Mr.!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (NEu0P)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (NEu0P)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Tentotwo at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (3H9h1)
yep
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Not Antisocial, Just Distant at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (W58wE)
butt I'm all in for Joe now
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (rpxSz)
Grandpa, is a porn star. Can't remember who did that song.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: LizLem at Ma
I'm wondering what will happen when the kids do better being homeschooled.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (1FhAQ)
I'm, gonna fingerbang, bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright
'cause I'm the king of fingerbang, yea that's right
I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (v0R5T)
An HO scale choo choo train.
I wonder if Joe Biden makes "chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga" noises when he's forceably raping you.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (XVuno)
Ace aint no better at flaming skulls than he is shelfin
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (rpxSz)
But so does every man accused of rape.
A woman can at any time retroactively decide she was raped and put a man away for decades.
Ah well. Good thing women never lie about being raped.
Posted by: KRockFM at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (xmnyL)
Ever see them?
One of Tara's orioles is oval and way up on her boob, and her other oreo is oval and way down on her boob.
Like, her surgeon was drunk, or something. It looks hilarious.
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Pics, or it didn't happen
Posted by: ghbucky at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (s9Eo8)
Amy Klobuchar waits in the wings. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM
She's so bow-legged it would be no problem for Joe to sneak a few fingers in there.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (COzlW)
If this is a move to Deep Six Joe Dementia and substitute him with Cuomo: yes.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (NiXyF)
Agree 100%. They need him out now so they have time to campaign for the next guy.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (KxVoZ)
MyPillow is now making face masks, they've announced. My Face Mask, will be the softest and most luxurious face mask you've ever worn.
Will make sneezing and coughing the best experience you've ever had. Buy My Face Mask!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (gq3Ph)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (Ty/7D)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (EgshT)
--PDT
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (7juvc)
I guess that makes her a Soviet agent, then, considering Bernie's sympathies.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (N9G0H)
it's impossible for me to be better at shelfin'
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (90T4r)
hum a few bars
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM
Spoiler alert. Domestic turkeys can't fly.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (KNsKs)
Should be a flaming hoo-ha
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (kOpf
5 alarm over here
Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (1g7ch)
God has a sense of humor. Not a sadist, but he does love his irony.
Now karma...she's another story.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (ewSN2)
Can we expect coverage about these multiple credible charges of sexual assault?
of course not
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (KNsKs)
This will change a lot of what is done for education. They are predicting no more snow days, kids will be expected to learn from home on those days.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (hvf9s)
That's what we are doing - it will be interesting to see how it works for special education but maybe this may open up more opportunities for my kid.
Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: freaked, I'm starting to think you people are not cynical enough at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (noaju)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (88xKn)
Absolutely. Fuck him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (90T4r)
hum a few bars
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (rpxSz)
Heh.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (hvf9s)
**********
They know Biden is a gaffe machine and looks and sounds like he's not capable of tackling the big problems that are required to be POTUS.
This didn't just happen by accident.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: aelfheld at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (11H2y)
That would be comedy gold. Mike's skin is thinner than tissue paper.
Trump would have that pre-op tranny screaming "FUCK YOU, HONKY!" within five minutes of the first debate.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (2JVJo)
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May it blow up in their faces spectacularly.
How does anyone other than Bernie get enough delegates to earn the nomination 'fairly' with all the primaries that have already happened?
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (noaju)
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (v0R5T)
That's actually some strong stuff. Odd how that's gone unnoticed all these years.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (puu6v)
So one part of her boobies is a bird and the other is a chocolate sandwich cookie?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (/6GbT)
They got suppositories for that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (noaju)
Yeah. I am kinda here too.
Notice how "slow the spread" sounds like "loaf of bread"?
Enough already.
Shut down blue shitholes - NYC, LA and Shitcago and let the rest of us go about our business.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM
John Prine. Level on the level.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: aelfheld at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (IxDhF)
Well, she does have a lot more detail to her story, so there's that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (dNzKv)
The bitch? She had it coming? Not wearing stockings is just asking forrrrrrrrrr it?
Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (88xKn)
One of Tara's orioles is oval and way up on her boob, and her other oreo is oval and way down on her boob.
Orioles on her boobies?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (nsE7Q)
Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (v2vZS)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (ptqGC)
All of a sudden everyone here is a human physiology professor?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (QzF6i)
Hmm. Looks like the DNC is getting ready to toss Gropey Joe overboard.
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May it blow up in their faces spectacularly.
How
does anyone other than Bernie get enough delegates to earn the
nomination 'fairly' with all the primaries that have already happened?
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (kOpft)
This.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (mw1Wz)
Then the inmates of those places will scatter to the four winds. Think of the break in a billiards game.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (YqDXo)
So all equal right.
P.S. I love that KamalaToe endorsed the old perverted dementia patient. The commies of donkey town are sure on a wonderful winning streak for the good of America.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (pw+jk)
That's how private school does it.
Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (zr5Kq)
I'm thinking it's true
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (G546f)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (7bcfy)
If that happens, the libs will try and nationalize homeschooling. And I doubt the property taxes I pay to local schools will go down.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Joe Bidne at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (wGeit)
Given Cuomo's actions over the last seven days - I think the campaign has already begun. And the decision to drop Biden was made a couple days ago. I'd wager he got the call, refused to step down, and so we got what we have here.
Which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (0otOH)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (7juvc)
More so. She knows time and place, and was on his staff.
Well, not ON his staff, but on his staff.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (oVJmc)
It's almost as if God said to himself at the time, "Ya know, I can bide my time, Joe, I can bide my time." Almost.
Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (FJL6J)
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (N9G0H)
Oh, dear.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (COzlW)
At this very moment Bill Kristol and David French are plotting out an explanation about why its okay when Biden does it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (mw1Wz)
Then the inmates of those places will scatter to the four winds. Think of the break in a billiards game.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (YqDXo)
===
Not if a well regulated militia of Americans are on the overpasses of the interstates out of those blue shitholes.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (r+sAi)
"They know Biden is a gaffe machine and looks and sounds like he's not capable of tackling the big problems that are required to be POTUS.
This didn't just happen by accident."
If you notice more chatter about Biden's dementia (probably described as "health issues") on the left-wing gabfests, yeah, they are throwing him overboard. The performances since the WuFlu has been atrocious, and his China connections are a ticking time bomb.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (Ty/7D)
........
the steel plate already melted.
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (v2vZS)
The 2nd coming of a Obama would make the Democrats dream
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Gman at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (Xhndx)
That's interesting, I hadn't thought of it. We're building the remote teaching model on the fly, but we are building a remote teaching model.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (c4UJn)
Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (FJL6J)
Sure, but how do they skip over Sanders and go for someone else?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (YqDXo)
I'm thinking it's true
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (G546f)
May well be.
But it was not front and center until now, when Biden needed to be taken out.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (pw+jk)
Yes, yes they do.
Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (7bcfy)
They do have that and also they refuse to release information about which congresscritters they have paid out settlements on account of.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (7bcfy)
called it slut fund
those guys
always fucking around
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (rpxSz)
Disappoint.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM
Type in 'Tara Reid wardrobe malfunction'. She was on the red carpet, a million photographers clicking away, when the shoulder of her dress dropped and out popped a booby. It was so weird-looking she issued a statement about her botched plastic surgery.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (COzlW)
Now they have to do it and leave Bernie as the only guy in the field.
They're totally screwed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (oVJmc)
What's that?
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (v2vZS)
Mayor Buttcheese calls it "parking"
Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Abby Normal at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (zLLOw)
Oh, dear.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (COzlW)
At this very moment Bill Kristol and David French are plotting out an explanation about why its okay when Biden does it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (XVuno)
the Conservative case for grabbin em by the Pussy!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)
First thing that poped into my head when I saw those poor things.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (noaju)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (E6tRR)
She's a hotter Ellen Burstyn in her prime.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (ptqGC)
You've given this a lot of thought.
Posted by: JackStraw
You haven't!?
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Tentotwo at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (AD3JT)
Ilsa?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (Ty/7D)
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (EzqsV)
That's interesting, I hadn't thought of it.
We're building the remote teaching model on the fly, but we are building
a remote teaching model.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (c4UJn)
Virginia isn't... cause of equity and its racist apparently.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Methos
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Cranberry juice or penicillin will help clear that up so I've been told.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (Y4EXg)
Biden WILL BE the D nominee.
The DNC absolutely cannot bypass Bernie Sanders as if he doesn't exist and "switch" Biden for another presumptive, (read: fixed), nominee.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (ptqGC)
as someone who's been with a few women, I can assure you that it's easy enough to go in through the waist of the panty hose.
super-easy, barely an inconvenience
i'm talking about consensual encounters, obviously.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (PbpT7)
a solution so obvious you wonder why no one has thought of it before
SO-
in light of these allegations, how long til Uncle Joe suspends his campaign for 'health reasons' ?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (iTXRQ)
Now they have to do it and leave Bernie as the only guy in the field.
They're totally screwed."
The rules will change. It will be quite legal, too. It will be someone else.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (puu6v)
it's impossible for me to be better at shelfin'
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)
Another confession of the quiet desperation of home remodeling.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (FJL6J)
Can we expect coverage about these multiple credible charges of sexual assault?
Yes. With a pillow. Until it stops moving.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (3q20x)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (XVuno)
What's more, Bloomberg won't let the DNC do it!
Bloomberg will tell the DNC if they "switch" Biden for anyone, it had better be him.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (un7FC)
I'm more than a bit suspicious of allegations that only come to light 27 years later, when it would be useful to some powerful assholes.
Then again, I find "fuck Joe Plugs and the rest of the commie cocksuckers with the barbed cock of Satan" to be an eminently compelling argument.
BCoS wins.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (11H2y)
All of a sudden everyone here is a human physiology professor?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (un7FC)
Well, we are sociologists, epidemiologists, economists, political economists, so why not physiologists?
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (E6tRR)
no because i'm already Epic level at it you liar
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (7kBPq)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM
John Prine. Level on the level.
Posted by: JuJuBee
__________
Grandpa'll vote for Slow Joe, cuz Hunter f***ed a whore?
Posted by: Furious George at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (cF8AT)
luv the Hermes scarves
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Not Antisocial, Just Distant at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (W58wE)
In the interview, she specifically said she wasn't wearing them because it was hot that day.
Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)
yea...But the market is closed.
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (dKiJG)
are we ready for Candidate Comrade Bernie?
Cause that's where we're a'headin'.
Posted by: Gman at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (Xhndx)
It can't be Bernie? Because he's a fucking socialist? They're gonna bring in Hillarrrrrrry in her Mech Suit of Death?
Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (haWye)
Anyone who even breathes a word of this horrible made up fake story about St. Joe Biden, who lost a wife and two children!, will of course be banned.
We checked with our superiors in Beijing and that's what they told us to do.
Posted by: Twitter Support at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (NVYyb)
Sacred Honor Compels me to advise you to go in from the back. Much easier on the wrist.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (ptqGC)
The sad thing is you're not wrong.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (7bcfy)
Berniebros will light the torches no matter what they do. Bless their hearts.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Or a baseball player.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (Vy7tf)
an oriole ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (Q3GR2)
Disappoint.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (Qf83p)
===
Google "Franken tittie."
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: nwf99 at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (PbRor)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)
We rate this statement as Mostly True, but misleading.
Posted by: Snopes at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (XF4b8)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (rpxSz)
Yeah, she's a pretty snappy dresser. I don't like every outfit but you can tell they ain't cheap.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)
yea...But the market is closed.
Don't forget us
Posted by: Market futures at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (W58wE)
Posted by: Twitter Support at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (NVYyb)
Sorry. Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.
BELIEVE ALL WOMEN.
BELIEVE ALL VICTIMS.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (PbpT7)
ever experienced a DC summer? when the heat and humidity are both above 90, comfort trumps style
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (puu6v)
Yes. I would hate to see this incident give a bad name to the fine are of public finger banging.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (c4UJn)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (XVuno)
But being turned down for legal assistance? That's clearly bias.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JuJuBee
My friend says her nipple looks like a band-aide.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (Qf83p)
Swamp Box is real.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Lemony Sniffit at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (uM6CE)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)
We rate this statement as Mostly True, but misleading.
Posted by: Snopes at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (XF4b
Be better, Ace.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (PbpT7)
Of course, of course...*blows police whistle*
Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Sterling Archer at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (BDQo0)
Sacred Honor Compels me to advise you to go in from the back. Much easier on the wrist.
You should train your women to wear stockings.
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Or a baseball player.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (Vy7tf)
an oriole ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (rpxSz)
c'mon guys
I'm working here !!!
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (dKiJG)
Perchance, did they have a stealth trannie story hour that they were/are hiding from parents?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Khun Ty at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (z6d7W)
Public money, public information. Oh, and fuck you Congresscriminals.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: nwf99 at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (PbRor)
*sniffs finger*
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Adriane the Philosophy Critic ... at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (rBtIz)
One particular type of tip would be the Rick Wilson Coronaface tip. When he dons a turtleneck, he's being shamelessly flamboyant.
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (EzqsV)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (ZCEU2)
Here's a clue: Pence was effective enough here in Indiana that he had the Democrats believing he was Satan incarnate. Especially the education union. The way they reacted to Pence's effectiveness was the prototype for TDS.
Posted by: MrObvious at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (5prN7)
Or are they Herman Caining their own guy?
I guess that's one way to get him gone. We'll know when the press get their marching orders.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM
John Prine. Level on the level.
Posted by: JuJuBee
__________
Grandpa'll vote for Slow Joe, cuz Hunter f***ed a whore?
Posted by: Furious George at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM
Grandpa was a carpenter
Built houses stores and banks
Chain-smoked Camel cigarettes
Hammered nails in planks
He was level on the level
I was too lazy to do a parody, Grandpa was a porn star, but it does have possibilities.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (0otOH)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (E6tRR)
Maybe this is the "conservative case..." but I think all allegations that are not off a contemporaneous police report should be ignored.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (dYe5S)
Ikea has his picture posted at the security desk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (XVuno)
The man is a walking disaster.
I love it.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (7juvc)
@kathygriffin
He's lying. I was sent to the #COVID19 isolation ward room in a major hospital ER from a separate urgent care facility after showing UNBEARABLY PAINFUL symptoms. The hospital couldn't test me for #coronavirus because of CDC (Pence task force) restrictions. #TESTTESTTEST
(The he that she's referring to is Pence)
She even included pics...poor dear.
https://tinyurl.com/wbzblp8
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Bernie at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: Market futures at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (5bxa0)
You can get down the front of a pair of jeans or a skirt with relative ease. Down the back and all the way around is not something that works in public.
I'm talking in the middle of a bar, in a parking lot, those pedestrian bridges in Central Park...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (c4UJn)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (ykYG2)
If it's Trump, the minds of the Progressive liberals would literally melt through the Earth's crust like a Tier-6 mega cajullian cherynoble melt down.
But, it's Biden, Dem Pres. Candidate, and Corona! Orange Man Bad!, so absolutely nothing will be seen or heard about this on any Progressive news outlet, or if it is, it will be "check the box" with some off-hand comments about conspiracy theories, old news, she's a Russian asset, or prolly all of the above. Move on.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (DRgs8)
Built houses stores and banks
Chain-smoked Camel cigarettes
Hammered nails in planks
He was level on the level
I was too lazy to do a parody, Grandpa was a porn star, but it does have possibilities.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (COzlW) I've heard John Prine singing that on a Nitty Gritty Dirt Band album.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (n7enF)
Maybe this is the "conservative case..." but I think all allegations that are not off a contemporaneous police report should be ignored.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (LWu6U)
I agree. Fair is fair, and we discount late-entry (?) allegations re conservatives.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (NEu0P)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (XVuno)
Here's a glimpse of one of Tara's mammaries:
http://www.mickeyutleymusic.com/tara-reids-wardrobe-malfunction/
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM (pw+jk)
This is slander. Once Ace figured out that his drill, like himself, went both ways the shelves all but built themselves.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM (noaju)
The minute the DNC and media decide Bite-me can no longer be their Prez candidate.
Posted by: Marybeth at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM (CmURZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM (fNWtj)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
I don't know that there's anyone else with the stones to do it. When Pence says, "I want to think MAGA on this issue and ask myself: is this good for the American worker?" And thy Deep State says: "Nah brah, you're doing what we decide."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (qXNVo)
***
Joe Biden has always been big mouthed asshole to everybody...I'm fucking loving this. It is like watching Biff get manure dumped on him.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (h1jJh)
Who will take his place is unclear to those outside the Inner Party -- Cuomo? -- but all will become clear soon enough.
Posted by: PubliusII at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (NCsa7)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (rpxSz)
Hmm who do I believe, washed up hate-filled drug addict attention whore or the government?
Tough call, really.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (KZzsI)
Sometimes they get ahead of their skis and their Marxist masters force them to back off. Quite dangerous and confusing, being a paid stooge for the Left.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (puu6v)
Seriously, that is what he said at the time.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (COzlW)
You must not be Italian.
Geberations of pushing wheelbarrows have given me a long reach.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (noaju)
Biden: Some women won't let you grab 'em by the p***y, but I do it anyway.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (JoUsr)
Well, he can't do it in a bar right now. Bars are closed. He'll have to wait till they open up again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (rpxSz)
It was Beau.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (4QACJ)
Posted by: Skeptic at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (tomF2)
-All of the bluechecks and MSM
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (dNzKv)
You can only hang those fucking shelves so high before they just become normal shelves.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (Uu+Jp)
Son, you have a panty hose on your head ...
Posted by: Larconic Convinience Store Clerk ... at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (uM6CE)
Fauci is really hoarse. I just looked it up, and he's pushing 80.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (YqDXo)
He brags that he runs seven miles per day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: WhatIsTheCorrectResponseFor500Alex at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (4ceyg)
That's a low blow
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM
Well, it is a low-sagna.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (rpxSz)
This is awesome, to belabor the obvious.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (puu6v)
There's pics of Hotty Tara Reade, and Hogger Tara Reade.
Which one is it?
She a 1?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: The doll at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (aKgvL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (41rs/)
Shame if it spread to CNN.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (M+Lyo)
it'll get out of hand and we'll be lucky to live through it
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (KxVoZ)
From her own account of events, one can conclude the Hospital was RIGHT in not giving her a test for the Chinese Flu because they, being experts, could tell she didn't warrant a test!
She obviously does not have the chinese flu!!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (un7FC)
"They're not gonna be hugging and kissing each other in the office when they go back, even if they may want to." - @realDonaldTrump
What? You gross fuck
Yeah, Trump's gross. FFS. These people have zero self awareness.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (aKgvL)
There's CSPAN and White House feed.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (Sod+H)
Oh, and by the way, my legs are supple.
Go ahead dear, feel them. I'll lay back and sniff your knee pits.
Tongue?
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (3H9h1)
And he was a teenager and there was no actual rape..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (+FPkr)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (Uu+Jp)
-----------------------
He thought she was a guy. So he's been an oatmeal brain forever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (ptqGC)
Not looking again.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Wait, you are not a grey box? Mind blown.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (mw1Wz)
It's like we have forgotten basic science - you quarantine by locking the festering shitholes, not the by locking down the relatively very healthy zones.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (1g7ch)
I made it again and it was better.
Also, I took a commenter's suggestion and roasted the cauliflower a good long time before making fauxcaroni and cheese. It was really, really good.
Definitely roast. Roast like the wind.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (PbpT7)
Chris Dodd, c'mon man!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (c4UJn)
Chris Dodd.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (rCwaK)
Aren't those the ones he issued the other day that say that every person named Kathy Griffin must choke themselves to death? Yes, yes...I do believe they are. I hope she complied - I mean, out of an abundance of caution and all....
Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (+FPkr)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (aKgvL)
I'm comfy, listening to the White House YouTube channel.
Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (NiXyF)
The Lords to Be withing the Democrat party have made their call...
The half-wit is not fit to run for office, and a viable candidate has broken from the pack as they enter the closing stretch...
Andrew. Spawn of Mario. Has been selected as the 2020 Democrat nominee. For the. Presidency. Of the United States of America.
The formal coronation will be held in Milwaukee. Wisconsin. Land of Cheese and Cheep Beer. This summer.
The celebrations in the streets will be led by Bernie Bros. Energetically waving their effigies of Tom Perez. Mastermind of the DNC.
The celebrants will paint the streets. Red. The colour of passion, desire, and love.
That is all for now.
Posted by: Howard Cosell at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Joey 2 Blasts at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (XVuno)
27 years is a long, long time since.
not that I give much of a shit. Biden, that hair-sniffing pervert, was all-in on the Thomas lynching.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (ykYG2)
Twenty-seven years? Really? For my part, I think it's reasonable to expect someone to speak up within a year, so that the matter can be investigated. After that, no dice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (YqDXo)
as someone who's been with a few women, I can assure you that it's easy enough to go in through the waist of the panty hose.
Paello, is that you?
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (QzF6i)
Martha is worse. Just say "Fox News" and STFU.
Drama queens.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (mw1Wz)
Magic Eight Ball says 'Yes'. It's a two-fer: You get Sundowner Joe off the ticket and get Hillary back on it where she belongs. Besides, no one will ever accuse Hillary Clinton of sexual abuse, even if it's true. Arkancide is a terrible, terrible accidental death, a real tragedy, and fear of that is no way to go through the rest of your life, no matter how short that time is.
Posted by: RickZ at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (OuZMr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (NEu0P)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (88xKn)
===================
There's a movie "star" Tara Reid* who has fake cans and a rap sheet. She's a mess. I have no idea what the victim looks like here but...
*I'd probably still hit it.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Creepy porn lawyer at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (ZuGkg)
How many goddam times did we try and warn them: You're gonna hate your new rules?
Now is the time for them to hate their new rules.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (qXNVo)
Sometimes they get ahead of their skis and their Marxist masters force them to back off. Quite dangerous and confusing, being a paid stooge for the Left.
...
It's always fun to watch these ants pass simple chemical signals back and forth on twitter until the entire hive knows its marching orders.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking trolls hardest hit at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (QzkSJ)
"They're not gonna be hugging and kissing each other in the office when they go back, even if they may want to." - @realDonaldTrump
What? You gross fuck
Yeah, Trump's gross. FFS. These people have zero self awareness.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (cF8AT)
She's just miffed that Trump said "hugging and kissing" instead of "sucking and fucking" the way she would have said. Or, come to think of it, the way she has done.
Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (NiXyF)
Joe Biden: The lady is confused. Now this is how it happened. Corn Pop tried to grab her and Corn Pop was a bad dude. And I said, Hey Esther leave the lady alone. If you want to touch someone you can feel my leg hair and he did. True story. My word as a Biden
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (aPvIU)
Martha is worse. Just say "Fox News" and STFU.
Drama queens.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (mw1Wz)
Yeah, these overpaid jackasses aren't worried in the least about losing their jobs, let alone a business.
Fuck them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (QzF6i)
And Trump sounded stunned about it, like it was amazing, and amazingly wonderful, that "they let you!"
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (c4UJn)
Paello, is that you?
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM
I need a good recipe for Paello. You got one?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (COzlW)
"They're not gonna be hugging and kissing each other in the office when they go back, even if they may want to." - @realDonaldTrump
========
Lissen I've said it before, I've always preferred handshakes. All this drippy kissing and hugging is for Continentals. COVID silver lining if that habit gets cut back.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (G51Gf)
Chris Dodd, c'mon man!
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Thanks for the correction.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (+FPkr)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (ykYG2)
We care about the little guy!!
///
..so again, where's that ftard who thinks PDT should be prosecuted for murder?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Hepcat at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (PbpT7)
Breaking wind?
Posted by: ghbucky at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (PbpT7)
It's baritones, man. They communicate by putting out baritones.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (7Fj9P)
russian disinformation
Posted by: ace
try that Alien Tape and let us know if it works
Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (nFwvY)
No reason to use commercial "newz" outfits.
C-SPAN, probably, too, but haven't been using it.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (PbpT7)
Hey, I have a GREAT song idea!
Posted by: Christopher Cross at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (NiXyF)
The technique of using partisans in the FBI and DoJ to put you jail so you can be roughed up over days then suicided has been perfected.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (7juvc)
Geberations of pushing wheelbarrows have given me a long reach.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (noaju)
I am NOT looking up 'pushing wheelbarrows' at Urban Dictionary, but it sounds like it involves gerbils.
Kinky.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (Jdw1U)
Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (Q3GR2)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (iTXRQ)
No homo, though.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Wicklow at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (uH65w)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (iTXRQ)
uhhh.... doesn't that happen with every incumbent??
Posted by: ghbucky at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (s9Eo8)
"They're not gonna be hugging and kissing each other in the office when they go back, even if they may want to." - @realDonaldTrump
What? You gross fuck
Yeah, Trump's gross. FFS. These people have zero self awareness.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (cF8AT)
Check out the replies ! She is gettin brutalized hahah. Zero self awareness
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (POXG+)
Adelai Stevenson?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (c4UJn)
Go away Katie, and wait for your clinic results.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (MVjcR)
william jennings bryant was nominated for president, futilely, four times I think. I assume by the same party.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Vendette at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (nRNOc)
When she first started out, I thought she had a really cute, girl-next-door je n'ais ce qua thing going on.
Reality bites.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (c4UJn)
One Republican jerkoff ran against FDR two or three times.
Or am I thinking of the Buffalo Bills?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (XVuno)
And Katie "Throuple" Hill who hit on the aides in her office thought Trump's comment was disgusting? LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (ykYG2)
It's not what the DNC wants, it's what the DNC needs. IYKWIMAITYD.
{Cue 'The Godfather' theme}
Posted by: RickZ at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (PbpT7)
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We should pitch in and buy ace one of the complicated Lego kits like the ferris wheel or Saturn V and he can livestream himself building it as a fundraiser.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (41rs/)
He brags that he runs seven miles per day.
he cheats, he puts his fitbit on the roomba
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (KZzsI)
What's that commercial with the woman who attached her FitBit to her dog's tail?
Wagwagwagwag
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: ghbucky
you're right- poor phrasing
what I'm thinking is, if you lose the first time around, do you get a second chance? thinking Hillary here
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)
https://tinyurl.com/wbzblp8
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (cF8AT)
No, but in yellow.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (j3npP)
what I'm thinking is, if you lose the first time around, do you get a second chance? thinking Hillary here
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)
aha, that makes much more sense.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (s9Eo8)
william jennings bryant was nominated for president, futilely, four times I think. I assume by the same party.
Posted by: ace
Yeah, was he a "straw candidate" for FDR so the Republican couldn't win?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Allie at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (MRjKr)
"It's always fun to watch these ants pass simple chemical signals back and forth on twitter until the entire hive knows its marching orders."
My favorite moment during this Chinese virus hysteria was when the propaganda whores started scrubbing "Spanish" from their "Spanish flu" tweets. The chemistry is indeed amazing.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: starboardhelm at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (hOtJL)
And Katie "Throuple" Hill who hit on the aides in her office thought Trump's comment was disgusting? LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (WI7YS)
I think Katie Hill is the gross ass that was sitting on someone else's sofa, naked. She's dirty.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: ace
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Bryan.
William Jennings Bryan.
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (aD/4F)
I thought he was way before that but I don't know.
yeah I think he was like turn of the century
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (ptqGC)
Hey, I enjoy five fathom muff dives....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (hku12)
He ended up in the D party later. Served in Wilson's cabinet but skipped out when he got into the Great War.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (ykYG2)
Stevenson (to aide) during a momentous Security Council session: "do I have time to go the bathroom?"
Aide: "I think so, sir"
Stevenson: "Do I want to go to the bathroom?"
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (mw1Wz)
They are all doing their own makeup now.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)
It is embargoed until the Bat Signal flashes over the broadcast towers.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Don at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (CT2ag)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (7juvc)
Why this seems out of the dem playbook. That's where I'm placing my bets.
That last press conference was the nail in the coffin. If the MFM takes the #metoo course, we'll know. Expect the pinch hitter to come in.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: Hildebeast's Broom at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (Vu9kF)
SOMEONE WAS JUST SAYING THAT! Or they said, it's obvious the fox makeup people aren't coming in. I thought of the Joker cosmetics scare.
I haven't seen them.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Headin' out to Montana, huh?
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (aD/4F)
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: dantesed
he wanted silver dimes
Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (nFwvY)
@JenSeniorNY
I cannot believe what Trump is doing to my city. If my column could cry, it would.
NYT opinion piece. She's takin' some shit in the replies.
No link, bitch.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (cF8AT)
Drag 100-ruble note through village, anything will turn up. Tara is how you say Russian collusion.
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (hku12)
They're still in meetings. Gotta come out with exactly the same talking points in sync.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: starboardhelm at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (hOtJL)
My "burn in hell for it" first thought:
Show me a picture of her before I decide if this is a good or bad thing.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (hku12)
https://youtu.be/PDeU42u2s2Y
Perfect for a Flaming Skull thread.
Posted by: Christopher Cross at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (NiXyF)
I think so, too, like Eugene Debs era, but that makes four runs in a row problematic.
You've got the guy who died for TR, then Taft, then the Dems get two Wilsons and the Repubs get Coolidge.
There's not enough room for four GOP losses in a row at least.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (c4UJn)
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (arJlL)
Does this work if "she" is fully inflated?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (IYHxL)
I believe it was about vampires.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (gq3Ph)
Currency was backed by gold so money was tight. Bryant wanted more cash available to the masses. Man, he died too soon.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (aD/4F)
SOMEONE WAS JUST SAYING THAT! Or they said, it's
obvious the fox makeup people aren't coming in. I thought of the Joker
cosmetics scare.
I haven't seen them.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (PbpT7)
I've actually heard that everyone at Fox and other news organizations is having to do their own hair and makeup.
Some people have skilz.....and some don't.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)
Richard Nixon.
Posted by: RickZ at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (Y8PSl)
Quite the great time-waster while spending all this time inside. I ended up just starting with Washington and working through them all. The electoral college maps with each one are a cool touch.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5mouvh
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (KxVoZ)
My favorite moment during this Chinese virus hysteria was when the propaganda whores started scrubbing "Spanish" from their "Spanish flu" tweets. The chemistry is indeed amazing
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I've enjoyed watching people say, with a straight face, that calling it the Chinese virus because it came from China is offensive to Chinese Americans who came from China.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe Biden
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And then you messed my mind up.
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (aD/4F)
William Jennings Bryan run for president in 1896, 1900 and 1908.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (aPvIU)
But don't be fooled - we're in an extinction-level event, the country and society are literally doomed.
Or so I hear.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (ywv+z)
Posted by: Don at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (CT2ag)
Bingo. They couldn't admit they chose a doddering old alzheimer's patient, and this is what they do best. Paint him as an evil beast, and "we're as shocked as the rest of you!"
Oh look, Andrew Cuomo! Can yooz helps us?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (11H2y)
You picked a bad time to leave me Lucille.
Posted by: Joe Biden
Four hundred children just crapped in the field
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (T6t7i)
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GamGam has been pretty active on Twitter. I think Ben Rhodes has been horse-whispering to her.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (7juvc)
what I'm thinking is, if you lose the first time around, do you get a second chance? thinking Hillary here
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)
Richard Nixon.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (OuZMr)
It's most obvious on Fox where they normally look a notch down from Vegas showgirls.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (arJlL)
What is this "haircut" thing of which you speak?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Willamina Clark at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (aKsyK)
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If only the right people were in charge!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (41rs/)
Just my two cents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (ptqGC)
Some of y'all watch the teevee so I don't have to, and I never see her anywhere, so... what I've been wondering for some time is, why is she still married to that guy?
And if she's still with him, what does that say about her?
I wonder if it's possible he's at least being honest and true to himself, and maybe she's a complete phony, sitting in that position, in spite of not having any convictions of her own.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (ptqGC)
"I've enjoyed watching people say, with a straight face, that calling it the Chinese virus because it came from China is offensive to Chinese Americans who came from China."
Good to know the native-born Chinese Americans aren't offended.
How long until #twoweeks shutdown is racist, though, because it isn't long enough to crash the economy?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (puu6v)
633 jsg, indices up 1ish-2ish%
But don't be fooled - we're in an extinction-level event, the country and society are literally doomed.
Or so I hear.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (El6T/)
Thanks
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (POXG+)
Like that?
Posted by: m
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God DAMN it! Stop that!
BRYAN!
BRYAN!
I'm BRYAN and so is my wife!
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (aD/4F)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (98niI)
/you know, Hillary might be behind this.
Posted by: shibumi at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (ucNdt)
It's possible she's one of those rare persons who takes their marriage vows seriously.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)
what I'm thinking is, if you lose the first time around, do you get a second chance? thinking Hillary here
Grover Cleveland was nominated in 1884, 1888, and 1892.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (4QACJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: shibumi
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She fingered the woman while wearing a Biden mask?
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (aD/4F)
So husband just went out to get curbside takeout.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (c4UJn)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (OuZMr)
That was an op.
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: satrose at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (nycWw)
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (hOMhY)
I'd believe you if you told me that Hillary is responsible for Betelgeuse's impending explosion.
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (ucNdt)
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+2.25%. Dead cat bounce? IDK.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (7Fj9P)
Like that?
Posted by: m
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God DAMN it! Stop that!
BRYAN!
BRYAN!
I'm BRYAN and so is my wife!
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (aD/4F)
Ok, A-aron.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (zr5Kq)
So husband just went out to get curbside takeout.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 0
We are doing that tonight. I have a cold. I don't want to get anyone sick.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (7bcfy)
That was an op.
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (MRjKr)
Great way to off your spouse and blame the president.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (dNzKv)
Cross of gold was about the gold standard. He wuz agin' it. Read the history there if interested. It's involved.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (E2o2V)
==
sing it sister! Lunch and dinner every day
At least breakfast is usually scrounge it yourself
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (G546f)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (r+sAi)
He ended up in the D party later. Served in Wilson's cabinet but skipped out when he got into the Great War.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (ykYG2)
Eugene Debs has Bryan beat by a mile... he was the five time candidate for POTUS for the Socialist Party of America. The last of those times, he ran from federal prison (he was arrested and convicted under Wilson's Sedition Act).
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: The Media at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (8Xxh3)
They may just take their lumps this year with Waldorf.
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (Z+IKu)
Hillary and her people could be behind this "women against Biden" thing.
Posted by: shibumi at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (11H2y)
William Jennings Bryant was the so-called 'cross of gold' candidate. What that that meant, I don't know.
Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (88xKn)
"Having behind us the producing masses of this nation and the world, supported by the commercial interests, the laboring interests, and the toilers everywhere, we will answer their demand for a gold standard by saying to them: 'You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns; you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold.'"
William Jennings Bryan, speech at the 1896 Democratic convention
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (7rVsF)
I think if you are in a marriage where your partner starts a new career of publicly humiliating you all day everyday, you are no longer required to take those vows seriously because obviously they aren't.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (c4UJn)
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (POXG+)
He won't make it to November.
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (Exv3s)
Some day we're going to get visiting aliens ... complaining that the Clintons stole all their uranium and tried to molest the great statue of GargNa'Thaa.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: RickZ
my man
lost in '60
won in '68, '72
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)
The only man to be on a presidential ticket 5 times
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (aPvIU)
Posted by: satrose at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (nycWw)
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+2.25%. Dead cat bounce? IDK."
Sugar rush from stimulus, or supposed stimulus. It will be up and down until there is a date certain to lift the lockdown. Then we will get a daily body county 'cause Trump is an evil greed head.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
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Teddy wasn't charging up San Juan Hill.
He was just running up the staircase after digging another lock for the canal and burying another yellow fever victim.
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (aD/4F)
Bryan recorded the Cross of Gold speech much later in 1921. Here's the audio:
http://historymatters.gmu.edu/d/5354/
It's considered one of the most memorable speeches in American history.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (rCwaK)
five time candidate Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (nAiE/)
Lyndon LaRouche. Beautifully mutated.
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (hOMhY)
I meant Bernie. I agree Joe isn't gonna make it.
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 07:24 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 25, 2020 07:24 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:2
I'd change the locks, you don't mess with jobs.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 07:24 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
They sang and clapped their hands, well before the young whippersnappers took over the music industry ...
Posted by: Larconic Convinience Store Clerk ... at March 25, 2020 07:24 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2020 07:24 PM (XxJt1)
I think if you are in a marriage where your partner starts a new career of publicly humiliating you all day everyday, you are no longer required to take those vows seriously because obviously they aren't.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Fair enough, but if you truly believe it's a sacred vow until death do you part, with only a very narrow set of exceptions, then you're kinda fucked.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 07:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (flINI)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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And the great leader of their Supreme Galactic Council probably didn't shoot himself in the back of the head with a phaser twice.
(Even though his tentacles CAN reach that way.)
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (aD/4F)
https://tinyurl.com/yx4d6rdu
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (iTXRQ)
There's something to be said for being all in this together. Maybe.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (7juvc)
Eventually they just folded into the Democrats
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (v30M
My first thought was Hillary to the rescue. Warren was the choice, but the Dems/MSM didn't realize that they had picked someone less likable than Hillary and she ended up crashing and burning. In the meanwhile, Bernie emerged as a legitimate threat. Then Biden surged because the few thinking people left in the Democratic Party realized they can't nominate a full-fledged commie. Now, Biden can't even put two sentences together in a softball interview. What to do, what to do? Why won't his family have an intervention? The only thing left to do is to throw him under the bus and Hillary can swoop in to save the day. If this story gets any traction, that's what I'd look for. It is a sexual scandal involving a Democrat, so, unless the Dems are trying to give him the axe, expect nothing.
Posted by: windbag at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (y/vnJ)
They are all getting in line for the Government Cheese.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (noaju)
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (OuZMr)
On the other hand, I got the magic number on my comment!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (OuZMr)
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: satrose at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (nycWw)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
They sang and clapped their hands, well before the young whippersnappers took over the music industry ...
Posted by: Larconic Convinience Store Clerk ...
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No, dinosaurs played long keyboard solos and did songs that took up the entire side of an LP.
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:26 PM (aD/4F)
Posted by: satrose at March 25, 2020 07:26 PM (nycWw)
Posted by: RickZ
my man
lost in '60
won in '68, '72
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM
He didn't so much lose in '60 as he had it stolen from him.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 25, 2020 07:26 PM (4QACJ)
==
sing it sister! Lunch and dinner every day
At least breakfast is usually scrounge it yourself
Posted by: vmom 2020
Restaurants that deliver, and food delivery businesses, like grubhub, are advertising hard around here.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2020 07:26 PM (+lVUW)
Yeah, Biden grabbed her by the pussy. When you are powerful, they let you do it.
But I don't mean that. I mean the CV bill sitting in Congress.
I did not get this until today's press conference.
Part of this is that a small business can borrow from the SBA 8 weeks of payroll, and so long as they keep people employed for the 8 weeks, the loan is forgiven.
We are picking up the tab for payroll for 2 months for basically every company under 500 people.
Yeah, the $1200 checks or whatever. But this is SO much bigger than $1200 checks. This will keep people working. I would much rather have my paycheck than a freebie $1200.
And commie Sanders is trying to stop this. Fuck him. Fuck all the Dems stopping this.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (ZfRYq)
Who was the politician who was also an old Confederate officer that when
he charged with Teddy up San Juan Hill he was heard to exclaim, "We got
the blue bellies on the run!"......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (Z+IKu)
Fightin' Joe Wheeler
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (FJL6J)
Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: RJD
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So did I.
I asked if it was signed by Cardinal Richelieu.
...Crickets.
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (aD/4F)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (NEu0P)
You come to us and tell us that the great cities are in favor of the gold standard. I tell you that the great cities rest upon these broad and fertile prairies. Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic. But destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (rCwaK)
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It's possible she's one of those rare persons who takes their marriage vows seriously.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)
Sure, but marriage vows are supposed to be about the bond made in heaven. Which is NOT a commandment to stay with someone who is abusive. And given some of his very public statements, I think "abusive" is the most accurate word for what he does.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (E2o2V)
This time around...
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Go For It !!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Winning Campaign Slogan Critic ... at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: RJD
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This is the part I am really uncomfortable with. Ohio is supposed to also be on lockdown but no one here has mentioned any documents needed.
I mean, there are very few cars out and about but everyone is out for walks and the kids are all over the place riding bikes. I have never seen so many folks outside enjoying themselves.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 07:28 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Ewwww.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:28 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (ucNdt)
Typed the draft for my staff today.
Just waiting on ole' Guvner Roy Cooper.
He's wavering because he has a stout opponent in NOV but as more of the big metros cave, it's just a matter of time.
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2020 07:28 PM (hOMhY)
Surprised they didn't have to torrent the file.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at March 25, 2020 07:28 PM (ZQEWK)
Both Gavin Newsom and Cuomo are making plays. Hillary will too. And Bernie. And Warren. Biden will pull out of the race - get corona virus and say he can't continue running. Then he will be forced to anoint his successor.
It will be an epic disaster.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (8Xxh3)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 25, 2020 07:26 PM (4QACJ)
That's crazy talk.
zombie Richard J Daley and LBJ
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (aPvIU)
The gentleman from Wisconsin has said he fears a Robespierre. My friend, in this land of the free you need fear no tyrant who will spring up from among the people. What we need is an Andrew Jackson to stand as Jackson stood, against the encroachments of aggregated wealth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (rCwaK)
Madness!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (l9m7l)
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They doo wopped.
Here's the moral and the story from the guy who knows
I fell in love and my love still grows
Ask any fool that she ever knew, they'll say
Keep away from a Runaround Sue
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (+y/Ru)
I'm embarrassed for her with some of the shit he says. What a dirtbag.
But then I'm one of those bad people who doesn't think staying together for the children in an abusive relationship is a good thing at all. In fact, it's the opposite of good.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Some day we're going to get visiting aliens ... complaining that the Clintons stole all their uranium and tried to molest the great statue of GargNa'Thaa.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (ykYG2)
The bastards are hornier than Thargs! We're still cleaning the statue!
Posted by: The Reptilians at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (1FhAQ)
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*raises arm high in the air*
I don't know how long you guys are referencing, ie just this shut-in crap, but overall, I'm so tired of cooking in general. Nearly 27 years of marriage and I'd be just fine retiring from cooking dinner ever again if I had my druthers.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: satrose at March 25, 2020 07:30 PM (nycWw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 25, 2020 07:30 PM (E2o2V)
But I don't mean that. I mean the CV bill sitting in Congress.
I did not get this until today's press conference.
Part of this is that a small business can borrow from the SBA 8
weeks of payroll, and so long as they keep people employed for the 8
weeks, the loan is forgiven.
We are picking up the tab for payroll for 2 months for basically every company under 500 people.
Yeah, the $1200 checks or whatever. But this is SO much bigger than
$1200 checks. This will keep people working. I would much rather have
my paycheck than a freebie $1200.
And commie Sanders is trying to stop this. Fuck him. Fuck all the Dems stopping this.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (ZfRYq)
How are they going to get people to work for those companies when the bill also includes an additional $600 per week in stay at home money on top of what ever state unemployment benefits they might get?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 07:30 PM (nAiE/)
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Well, there's a small administrative fee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 07:31 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Dark Horse Candidate at March 25, 2020 07:31 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 07:28 PM (Y4EXg)
In effect, just herding the sick to the grocery stores.
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2020 07:31 PM (hOMhY)
Now, look at the national debt per individual. It's 10x that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:31 PM (rCwaK)
Who was the politician who was also an old Confederate officer that when
he charged with Teddy up San Juan Hill he was heard to exclaim, "We got
the blue bellies on the run!"......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (Z+IKu)
Fightin' Joe Wheeler
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (FJL6J)
That's him! Thanks Mikey.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 07:31 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Y Guy hwnnw sydd bob amser yn dweud "Penglog fflamio" yn Gymraeg at March 25, 2020 07:31 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: satrose at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (nycWw)
Posted by: Banjo at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (tSiV9)
Madness!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (yQpMk)
Now add in the $4 Trillion in 'liquidity' from the Fed.
And we're suddenly looking at $6 Trillion, or about 18K for everyone.
But I've lost a HELL of a lot more than that in market share in the last month.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
They sang and clapped their hands,
Asshole.
Posted by: T-Rex at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (Vy7tf)
I love it. For me it's cathartic. The ritual of chopping, cooking, the amazing chemistry of cooking coming together, and then the joy of eating your work. Cooking takes me to my happy place.
Dishes, on the other hand...
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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After we decided to marry, the lovely Mrs TP confided in me that she also was just plain tired of cooking every day. We agreed that I would cook, she would do the laundry and clean.
Deal! Spit on hands and shook on it.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:33 PM (7juvc)
$1200 checks. This will keep people working. I would much rather have
my paycheck than a freebie $1200.
And commie Sanders is trying to stop this. Fuck him. Fuck all the Dems stopping this.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (ZfRYq)
LOL. I'm an oilfield contractor-- paid by the hour. We don't work, we don't get paid.
I am prepared to guarantee my employer will file bigly and pass as little as they can get away with to us. "Well, it covers salaries, and you're not *on* salary, soooo..."
Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 07:33 PM (BAsqb)
Asshole.
Posted by: T-Rex at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (Vy7tf)
Okay, some just snapped their fingers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 07:33 PM (XVuno)
"Russian agent."
Unexplained, as usual, is why the Russians would work against election of a mentally defective crook. That's the sort of useless slob they want in the top job over here.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2020 07:33 PM (cnBDP)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at March 25, 2020 07:33 PM (dQF3z)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (dQF3z)
1 trillion = 1 million million. Divide that by a population of 330 million.
That's 1 million / 330 = 3030.
So each trillion is about 3000 per population. Better to divide that per household or per taxpayer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (rCwaK)
swoop in to save the day. If this story gets any traction, that's what
I'd look for. It is a sexual scandal involving a Democrat, so, unless
the Dems are trying to give him the axe, expect nothing.
Yep. The other day, someone on one of my crazy sites theorized that Slow Joe would get the Chinese flu and never get out of the hospital. The FAB would have to save the day as 'the only moderate who could replace him. '
Posted by: shibumi at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (XhWtx)
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I'm embarrassed for her with some of the shit he says. What a dirtbag.
But then I'm one of those bad people who doesn't think staying together for the children in an abusive relationship is a good thing at all. In fact, it's the opposite of good.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Yep. Abuse in a relationship is always very damaging to children having to witness it.
To whatever extent the abuser is allowed to continue to parent a child, it has to be abuse-free. No abuse of the co-parent, no abuse of the children. If that can't be accomplished, the parent has to have their parental rights taken away. Period.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (hku12)
8 dang years. Nothing.
Yeah, the Democrat powers that be are calling the Biden replacement play as we speak.
They are cancer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2020 07:35 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Charlie Brown at March 25, 2020 07:35 PM (LilNs)
Whoa! Take care, now! She's the chunky Republican equivalent of Katy Perry.
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (EzqsV)
Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 25, 2020 07:37 PM (NvbIF)
Posted by: bernie rubleman at March 25, 2020 07:37 PM (vHpNn)
Posted by: He at March 25, 2020 07:37 PM (65i3Q)
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (ucNdt)
I only got an e-mail.
Guess I show them my blackberry.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:22
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That movie was first time I saw my dad cry. Think I was eleven when it aired. Very memorable for me.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (Dhht7)
After the Party Filter is applied:
R = guilty
D = innocent, you h8ter!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 25, 2020 07:49 PM (Fg/NF)
Post Civil War (I)
Grover Cleveland ran three times in a row, winning 1st and 3rd time
William Jennings Bryan ran two in a row, skipped 1904 and ran again in 1908
Dewey lost to FDR, then to Truman
Stevenson lost to Eisenhower twice
Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2020 07:52 PM (r6GXX)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2020 07:52 PM (r6GXX)
I never thought he'd make the convention. They Dems are looking to do two things:
1) Get rid of Bernie. (Did that.)
Now,
2) Get rid of Slow Joe.
Posted by: Tommy V at March 25, 2020 07:56 PM (GCivW)
Posted by: drunkineastmesa at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (qg04w)
This was supposed to come out in late July after Slow Joe gets the nomination. Not now. SloChiCom Joe was the perfect candidate..........to run against, obviously corrupt, a traitor, dim witted, a liar and obviously Senile. Such a shame that this had to come out.
I think this is the DNC's handiwork. They are pivoting to Andrew Cuomo now.
Posted by: Unsk at March 25, 2020 08:08 PM (Nz64U)
Posted by: pawn at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (PveK5)
Posted by: Cymbaline at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (n9joN)
Can we expect coverage about these multiple credible charges of sexual assault?"
The answer is no if they think Biden can defeat President Trump in November.
The answer is yes if they don't think Biden can defeat President Trump in November.
Posted by: Evan3457 at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (8X8pP)
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Posted by: Bill C at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (vyvnE)
Posted by: AnnaS at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (l4l/z)
Posted by: Mongo at March 25, 2020 09:08 PM (PYikF)
Dem elites pull this out of their "break in emergency" files and get rid of Joe and save face for their primary farce. And they can do it riding a victory lap, whipping their otherwise dead horse (i.e. the "Me Too Movement").
Posted by: Matthew Slater at March 25, 2020 09:41 PM (kk8TL)
Posted by: TK at March 25, 2020 09:54 PM (qj983)
I know. That's why I specified "year-round." 1993 was the year of the pants rebellion. PANTS! Nevermind going bare-legged. I can show you staffer/intern dress code advice written in the last couple of years that indicates there are some offices that still require hose in summer.
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