Young Internet Influencers Have a New Way to Get Attention: Licking Stuff in Public to Spread Coronavirus

You know what gallows humor means?

It means I'm going to laugh my ass off when angry mobs start lynching these fuckers in the street.

A man in Missouri was arrested after licking a row of products on a Walmart shelf and filming it, then posting it to social media.

Before licking the items he said, "Who's scared of the coronavirus?" The video also has text on it that reads, "I'm a nasty moths ******!!!"

...

The Riverfront Times reported Tuesday that the man, 26-year-old Cody Pfister, was charged with "making a terrorist threat."

Tim Pool said he's facing five years in prison -- which sounds right to me.

I don't care that it's a prank. It's stupid and it's in callous disregard of other people's safety -- just to get some internet attention.


Here's another stupid social-media "fame" chasing thot who deserves some jail time.

She filmed herself doing the "Coronavirus Challenge," which consisted of her licking an airplane toilet seat.

Now, I think the idea was that she was risking her own health -- but if this almost-certainly promiscuous little thot had the bug, she was also spreading it to whoever sat on the toilet seat next.

Arrest her too.

A male (?) "influencer" also decided he would lick a public toilet seat in order to gain internet attention.

He's now hospitalized with coronavirus.

But did he get it from the toilet seat? Or did he already have it, and spread it to the toilet seat, and thereby to innocent people?

The only way to be certain is to carefully draw a sample of his blood, swab his cheek for a skin cell sample, dig a hole, shoot him in the fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample of blood and skin into the hole.

Instapundit recently posed a quote from Robert Heinlein: "Stupidity is a crime and the sentence is always death." Hear, hear. Make it so.

Posted by: Ace at 05:13 PM




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1 Lick this!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 05:13 PM (Y4EXg)

2 I nooded.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 05:14 PM (Y4EXg)

3 brilliant children. i bet their parents are so proud.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 05:14 PM (d7Ww2)

4 I agree with this post. There needs to be some serious negative consequences for these reckless publicity stunts.

Posted by: Iris at March 25, 2020 05:14 PM (lSFe/)

5 Fucking morons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 05:14 PM (QrImU)

6 I can't even...

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 05:15 PM (zr5Kq)

7 I'm beginning to despair over my fellow humans. Ugh.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:15 PM (/669Q)

8 Vomit inducing

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 05:15 PM (5bxa0)

9 Cody Pfister? Pronounced "fister"?

perfect

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:15 PM (ptqGC)

10 I'd be surprised if plasticgal was able to catch anything.

yeesh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (WEBkv)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

12 https://tinyurl.com/qsnwvvj

Here is the new interview with the Biden accuser. This one is a lot more than hair sniffing.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (xPl2J)

13

Is this the generation that the MFM says is going to save us from Flu Manchu?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (Nyx5N)

14 There really isn't a bottom to the stupidity, is there?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (BiNEL)

15 Do not take my guns. This proves there is a need to be able to remove people from this planet because they're a danger to EVERYONE.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

16 Now, I think the idea was that she was risking her own health -- but if this almost-certainly promiscuous little thought had the bug...

It's "thot", Ace. Thot.

Posted by: Hello there, fellow kids! at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (wGeit)

17 You know, Ebeneezer Scrooge was not that far off on the whole: deplete the excess population thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (QrImU)

18 I'm feeling a bit bloody minded today as the government crushes our future to thunderous applause.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (juQf+)

19 It's Tide pods all the way down.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (t+qrx)

20 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)
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Cutting it a bit close, there, aren't you?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (WEBkv)

21 Where the hell am I, in here?

WHY DOES IT HURT...

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A

Posted by: ZOMBIE ZAPPA at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (yOkTY)

22 YouTube: Saaaayyyy, your video got alot of views. Here is some money. By the way.... don't do that again *wink wink

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (dNzKv)

23 Instapundit recently posed a quote from Robert Heinlein: "Stupidity is a crime and the sentence is always death." Hear, hear. Make it so.
---
And as long as we allow them to vote in our elections, we get to share in their sentence.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (kOpft)

24 Cody Pfister? Pronounced "fister"?

perfect
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:15 PM (ptqGC)


Fister......I hardly KNEW her.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Chick looks like a Japanese sex robot. Maybe it's a thing now.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (90T4r)

26 Let's not forget the teens who videoed themselves coughing on all the produce in a Harris Teeter in VA.


The store had to throw out all the produce and disinfect the bins.

Little bastards should have been arrested for destroying property, at the very least.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

27 I have no sympathy for these assholes. They deserve whatever they get, and the people they harm should be in line before them for medical care.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (MmFTx)

28 In a way I wish that the chicom flu would wipe out half of the world's population.

The internet brought forth an age of extreme stupid. I don't see it ending.... ever.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (pw+jk)

29 Can't we just all settle on 'skank'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 05:18 PM (QrImU)

30 >>licking produce...five years
Think locally, act locally.


AP: In keeping with the Trump Administration pledge to empower localities to pursue whatever practical measures they can to stem the tide of infection, police departments across the nation are asserting that they will "look the other way" when citizens selectively kill fruit-licking teenagers in grocery stores.

"We have other things to attend to," said police commissioner Buzz Tango. "You see some kid licking an apple? Do your neighbors a favor. Kill him."

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 05:18 PM (qXNVo)

31 He seemed like such a nice kid...hmm. Until he started harming small animals.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 25, 2020 05:18 PM (E7vND)

32 Here is the new interview with the Biden accuser. This one is a lot more than hair sniffing.
---

I don't, uh, remember, toushing, uh, what day is it?

Posted by: Joe Biden, man of Washington DC experience at March 25, 2020 05:18 PM (kOpft)

33 "The only way to be certain is to carefully draw a sample of his blood, swab his cheek for a skin cell sample, dig a hole, shoot him in the fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample of blood and skin into the hole."

I didn't know Ace was an epidemiologist!



Posted by: Someguy at March 25, 2020 05:18 PM (Zm+LZ)

34 Our grandparents dreamed of starting a business to get rich.

Today, these kids can't imagine anything beyond the internet.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 05:18 PM (vPKfA)

35 Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 05:15 PM (5IbVn)


Clearly you have time on your hands. I'm not going through a months worth of archives. What have I said that hasn't come to fruition?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (dNzKv)

36 wheeeeeee!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (d7Ww2)

37 Hello?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (5bxa0)

38 Little bastards should have been arrested for destroying property, at the very least.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (ptqGC)


This is what ball peen hammers were made for.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (ZfRYq)

39 At this point, the only millennials I trust are veterans, and the Hordlings here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

40 26 Let's not forget the teens who videoed themselves coughing on all the produce in a Harris Teeter in VA.


The store had to throw out all the produce and disinfect the bins.

Little bastards should have been arrested for destroying property, at the very least.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

I hear the little bastards can't resist a bowl of antifreeze.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (90T4r)

41 >>Little bastards should have been arrested for destroying property, at the very least. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

Or harvested.

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (qXNVo)

42 the blog, it disappeared!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (d7Ww2)

43 Uncle Pfister stuck light bulbs up his ass.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (aKsyK)

44 Let's not forget the teens who videoed themselves coughing on all the produce in a Harris Teeter in VA.


The store had to throw out all the produce and disinfect the bins.

Little bastards should have been arrested for destroying property, at the very least.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
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I was a really dumb teen, but even I was smart enough not to think to myself, "Self, we're having food shortages, so, let's go cough all over some food so it has to be tossed! It'll be fun!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (WEBkv)

45 Hrothgar, my husband calls this kind of behavior self critiquing.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (MmFTx)

46 "I'm a nasty moths ******!!!"

Uh - whazzat?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (w+Ped)

47 Liquor store update.

I despaired at what the selection would look like, and was in the mood to try some bourbon.

This is Kentucky. They had bourbon. I think their bourbon and whiskey selection now encompasses fully half the store.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (QrImU)

48 hi!

Posted by: Igor at March 25, 2020 05:20 PM (/LQkF)

49 I'm all alone!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 05:20 PM (pw+jk)

50 Just wash out their mouths with fish tank cleaner.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 25, 2020 05:20 PM (pPNCa)

51 Some people just need killin'.

Posted by: azalea city at March 25, 2020 05:20 PM (WX+x0)

52 same as looting. same summary judgement deserved.

Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 05:20 PM (nFwvY)

53 First?

Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2020 05:21 PM (r6GXX)

54 it's not workinggggggggggg............................

Posted by: Igor at March 25, 2020 05:21 PM (/LQkF)

55 >>> 25 Chick looks like a Japanese sex robot. Maybe it's a thing now. Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM

What I thought too, like a soulless doll.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2020 05:21 PM (l6b3d)

56 Uh oh....

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

57 ?

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2020 05:21 PM (l3+k2)

58 Thought that Hilton girl died in a garbage disposal.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 05:22 PM (87Z/P)

59 I do not see how they charge... much less convict... this guy when the set precedence for this situation with people who very deliberately spread the AIDS virus. That is apparently a civil right so how is this different?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 05:22 PM (nAiE/)

60 **thinks about infecting toilet seat chick**
You know, I'll pass.

Posted by: Coronavirus at March 25, 2020 05:22 PM (yk557)

61 I'm beginning to despair over my fellow humans. Ugh. Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:15 PM (/669Q)

Well, it is rather dispiriting. On the other hand, think of your children-if you have ones in their 20's or other ones you know- who aren't doing this. This wouldn't even occur to my son. His is finally back doing college work with online study (Thank you, God!) where he stretches out on the couch while the cat sits purring beside him. I'd rather he be IN school, but at least he's not licking toilet bowls on coughing on produce.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 05:23 PM (WI7YS)

62 He also changed 'Thought' to 'thot'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 05:23 PM (QrImU)

63 It appears that Bob Levinson, who was kidnapped in Iran in 2007 has died.

Statement from the family:

https://tinyurl.com/yx5ykv6u

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:23 PM (cF8AT)

64 It's like deja voodoo all over again.

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (l3+k2)

65 That toilet seat is probably the cleanest thing that twit's mouth has touched.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

66 Willowed:

One big difference between this economic crisis and the one in 2008-2009 is that government has shut down entire sections of the economy here. Wisely or not, the problem is self inflicted in some ways. You cannot kill someones job, and then offer nothing in return. For instance, not one waitress asked to be terminated, the government has taken that job from them.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee


Government killed a ton of jobs. Many which won't be coming back.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (Vddbf)

67 She should go to jail for those sunglasses alone.

What kind of an idiot would lick an airplane toilet, virus or no virus?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (ZLI7S)

68
Boomers: eat fish tank cleaner
Gen X: eats Tide Pods
Gen Z: licks toilets


I think the Millenials are our salvation. God help us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (G51Gf)

69 36 wheeeeeee!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (d7Ww2)

I miss the simple joys of new threads. Kids. They are a gift.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (QrImU)

70 Young Internet Influencers Have a New Way to Get Attention: Licking Stuff in Public to Spread Coronavirus


And Hepatitis C.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (Vddbf)

71 ngd

He's a wise man!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (BiNEL)

72 I licked the tongue on my trailer

salty

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (rpxSz)

73 >What I thought too, like a soulless doll.


Who the fuck would buy a holeless ...

oh, wait.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (noaju)

74 Sweet my ball peen hammers comment stuck.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (ZfRYq)

75 In Failfornia he would get five...five minutes.

And be right back at it.

The guy who burglarized my house had a warrant for failure to comply with probation conditions for felony burglary in another County.
He was arrested for the probation violation, given new conditions and violated again. The court just dismissed on statute of limitations. He was never even arrested for burglary of my house.

If I catch him in my house he's dying of lead poisoning.

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (kpVe/)

76 Stores should put out bowls of fish tank cleaner. "Only one handful per customer."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

77 Do not want to call the others.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (90T4r)

78 Dude. Its like we never left

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (dNzKv)

79 And we're back....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (WEBkv)

80 Not the grossest thing she done with that tongue. Obviously.

Sad to be so degraded, so early in life.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (Pubvw)

81 My boss's daughter lives in Hong Kong.

They locked down for 7 weeks.

There were TONS of restaurants that just closed forever.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (ZfRYq)

82 Tim Pool said he's facing five years in prison -- which sounds right to me.

The libs would let him out on account he might be subject to CoVid in jail.

Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (hOMhY)

83 Oh, I know Fen. I'm just cranky today because my SOB governor has now made it a criminal offense to have more than 10 people in a church at a time. Unlike other states' governors who consider churches to be "essential services," ours does not. Never mind that both dioceses in Virginia had already stopped doing public Masses voluntarily. Now it's a criminal offense.

Until April 23rd, at least.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (/669Q)

84 No headliner acts wanted Young Internet Influencers to open for them, so they had to settle for a Twitch stream viewed by fourteen year olds.

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (l3+k2)

85 Renooding seems redundant.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (ZfRYq)

86 And if your not convinced Leftists are cheerleading the virus there is further evidence

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (ZCEU2)

87 I always say stupid should hurt. Make it so.

Every one of these people deserves a throat punch.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 458 meters at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (3inwt)

88 Local news just said a man (looked middle aged) was arrested and charged after he fake coughed on a Wegmans employee near the prepared food and joked that he had the Coronavirus

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (G546f)

89 Hmmm...
I'm retired Army and just received an email from Uncle Sam asking if I'd be willing to return to active duty? They are specifically looking for nurses and doctors.
I wasn't one of those.
Sigh...

And meanwhile these little shits are going around licking stuff. WTF???
They don't deserve the country I fought for.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (axyOa)

90

Coronavirus challenge idiot licks toilet seat.
Get's hepatitis.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (t6XCL)

91 My husband came home from work a little while ago. He's extremely despondent over possibly having to lay off most of his work force.

We're both beginning to get depressed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

92 Sadly - Ace's testing protocol does not include a wood-chipper.

Be better.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (0otOH)

93 Like that bitch who licked the ice cream. Never take the front item in the case.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (dNzKv)

94 I'd like to lick her hair.

Posted by: Joey Biden at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (r+sAi)

95 Something to be said for the bad old days, when the police would pull their night sticks out and just beat the idiot.

Immediate feedback is always the best. Keeps the courts and jails empty too.

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (+0uDE)

96
There are some people out there...that need...NEED...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvqpE-h1N7Q

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (un7FC)

97 I have a relative that looks like this girl. She is total scum/ skank.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (90T4r)

98 Anyone notice that google searches for yesterday's WH meeting returned nothing? Like google scrubbed it from all searches on the main site, or on youtube. I finally got it by going direct to c-span

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (LWu6U)

99 Someone, someday, is going to kiss that chick who licked the airplane toilet seat. After he finishes putting his tongue (or ???) in his mouth, I hope he sees that video of her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (N39Ws)

100
^
What movie is that from?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (un7FC)

101 We did dumb stuff when I was young, but nothing that accelerated a pandemic. It was mainly drunkenly backing into a cop car, stuff like that.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (E6tRR)

102 What the fk is wrong with her?

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (ZCEU2)

103 Gallows Humor traditionally is when you joke when you know you are doing to die.

But I like your version much better than the traditional one.

Laughing with a Schadenboner while a stupid Fucker receives the rightful penalty for stupidity.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (dtV0Y)

104 >>I have a relative that looks like this girl.

How's she doin?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)

105 I am reminded of the great words of the American philosopher..
"Stupid is as stupid does.." - Forrest Gump

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (CjFDo)

106 I say "Life's tough when you're stupid" a lot, but no one in The House of Low Wisdom Scores has ever been dumb enough to lick a toilet seat. Even Hex carefully avoids it when he steals a drink from the toilet bowl.

Posted by: pookysgirl, couch grouch at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (XKZwp)

107 We should really give her $3,000 and double unemployment checks!

Posted by: Washington at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (LWu6U)

108 It takes three episodes of punishment in order for the lesson that this is bad to stick.

I'm okay with three people hung by the neck in the produce section as a warning to others. Simply shoulder them aside to get to the celery.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (Y4EXg)

109 To lick or not to lick, that is the question.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (QE8X6)

110 'm retired Army and just received an email from Uncle Sam asking if I'd be willing to return to active duty? They are specifically looking for nurses and doctors.
I wasn't one of those.
Sigh...


I'm active duty Army, and the Air Force sent an email to my military email asking if i want to join the Air Force.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (dNzKv)

111 >>What the fk is wrong with her?


Mommy never loved her and Daddy never hugged her.

Same as all whores, really.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (noaju)

112 The only way to be certain is to carefully draw a sample of his blood,
swab his cheek for a skin cell sample, dig a hole, shoot him in the
fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample of blood and skin
into the hole.


I lol'd.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (mw1Wz)

113 Government killed a ton of jobs. Many which won't be coming back.
---
Well, at least they're pushing a bunch of money into the economy while it's shut down, so whatever's currently available will be worth more.

Yes, I know that's not a good thing.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (kOpft)

114 Trumps Fox News Townhall set a record for viewership yesterday. (for townhalls)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (r+sAi)

115 According to all reports, there's an upside to the panic/shutdown:

Hundreds of newspapers are going out of business.

Mostly alt-weeklies, and smaller newspapers.

Oh, but zombie, LOCAL JOURNALISM is so important! How can you delight in its death?

Here's how: Even 95% of "local newspapers" are controlled by leftists. We need to kill the media in order to save it.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (N9G0H)

116 95 Something to be said for the bad old days, when the police would pull their night sticks out and just beat the idiot.

Immediate feedback is always the best. Keeps the courts and jails empty too.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (+0uDE)


We're heading that direction. Once people start to believe the courts have become ineffectual it's open season.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (wGeit)

117 My husband came home from work a little while ago. He's extremely despondent over possibly having to lay off most of his work force.

We're both beginning to get depressed.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM



Be of good cheer Jane and roll up the sleeves. In situations such as these, opportunity comes from the strangest places. A good group of employees can be resourceful. Who knows what can emerge from it all???
Prayers and fingers crossed.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (axyOa)

118 Our son is finally dating a nice, conservative girl. And her boss's best friend has the Wuhan flu. So my husband sent son home yesterday to self-quarantine until the girlfriend's boss gets his test results.

Fox reporting some idiots went to a "coronavirus party" and are now testing positive (in Kentucky, I believe).


Justice Dept. saying they will charge people deliberately trying to infect others with terrorism.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

119 Throw them all in prison.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Bat Soup Nazi at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (rCwaK)

120 I totally fine bringing back pillories.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (MmFTx)

121 I'm active duty Army, and the Air Force sent an email to my military email asking if i want to join the Air Force.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (dNzKv)


You must be a hell of a golfer.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (ZfRYq)

122 I'm active duty Army, and the Air Force sent an email to my military email asking if i want to join the Air Force.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (dNzKv)
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Hot dog. Maybe you can engage them in a bidding war. Bonus: you have COVID-19 experience. That's got to up the ante.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (/669Q)

123 "Licking the toilet seat."

what a great metaphor for Twitter.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (BJKQV)

124 Did Ariana Grande licking the donuts in that shop inspire these losers? I think she got off with a slap on the wrist.

Zoomers are doomers.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (hvf9s)

125 We're both beginning to get depressed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)


Try to remember - neither of you caused this, nor could you have possibly anticipated it. And every job you don't cut is a good thing.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (0otOH)

126 The only way to be certain is to carefully draw a sample of his blood, swab his cheek for a skin cell sample, dig a hole, shoot him in the fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample of blood and skin into the hole.

Yes indeed, better safe than sorry.

(Also, thoughtless thot has nailed the thot look. That was not a compliment.)

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (1FhAQ)

127 What she needs is hardship.

My father used to say about my sister that "She hadn't spent time in the trenches." That was a world war I term for people who did not realize how serious life was and how you needed to deal with hardship without being a whiney bitch.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (LWu6U)

128 98 Anyone notice that google searches for yesterday's WH meeting returned nothing? Like google scrubbed it from all searches on the main site, or on youtube. I finally got it by going direct to c-span
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (LWu6U)

Also www.whitehouse.gov.
And www.whitehouse.gov/live for the one that's on. Up in a few minutes?

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (7juvc)

129 Not the grossest thing she done with that tongue. Obviously.



Sad to be so degraded, so early in life.

---
Probably giving it away for free like the rest of pornhub.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (kOpft)

130 I'm active duty Army, and the Air Force sent an email to my military email asking if i want to join the Air Force.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020


Write them back and tell them your parents were legally married so you probably don't qualify for the Air Force.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (axyOa)

131 A montage of genius from the donkey that wants to be president:
https://tinyurl.com/ue4h9kw

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (pw+jk)

132
Isn't there a song that goes licky licky boom boom there??

Are you all hearing it now??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (un7FC)

133 91 My husband came home from work a little while ago. He's extremely despondent over possibly having to lay off most of his work force.

We're both beginning to get depressed.

Sorry.. I'm going stir crazy in the "lock down".. They have even now closed all parks and playgrounds... I have to walk the neighborhood on narrow sidewalks for my morning stroll instead of the nice wide open air park I used to walk in

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (5bxa0)

134

The toilet seat licker claims it was on a private plane of her sugar daddy. Sure it was honey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (Nyx5N)

135 If these Democrats can quarantine 1/2 the country the unemployment rate will go into the 10s of millions in a week.
Ain't that a nice big checkmark against DJT?

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (ZCEU2)

136 >>112
The only way to be certain is to carefully draw a sample of his blood,

swab his cheek for a skin cell sample, dig a hole, shoot him in the

fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample of blood and skin

into the hole.
Bravo!

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (qXNVo)

137 If the law doesn't crack down heavily on this kind of antisocial behavior (like the ice-cream licking incident from a while back), there eventually will be some nasty consequences. The sanitary conditions of things like public accommodations and the food supply more or less depend on the honor system to an extent.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (H5knJ)

138 If I catch him in my house he's dying of lead poisoning.
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (kpVe/)


As you quietly say to the burglar
"Who else knows you are here?"

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (z79tQ)

139 I wouldn't even think of licking a toilet seat, unless it had some hair on it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (QE8X6)

140 @OzraeliAvi

I bet he'll never forget that time he spat on the vegetables in 2020.

Instant karma.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/tqwka36

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (cF8AT)

141 >>Isn't there a song that goes licky licky boom boom there??

Are you all hearing it now??

Informer by Snow!

and I don't mind hearing it!

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (PbpT7)

142 Survival of the least dumb, or something.

Posted by: Charles Darwin at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (iQmdl)

143 104 >>I have a relative that looks like this girl.

How's she doin?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)


Screwing over every guy she ever met, and leaving him with the bill.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (90T4r)

144 Chicago is letting non-violent criminals out of Crook County jail and refusing to prosecute petty crimes, including burglary. I may be wrong but I thought burglary includes coming into my house while I'm sleeping to take my shit. The shotgun is sleeping next to me.

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (K22Va)

145 Never be hired

Posted by: teh wind at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (fVZkX)

146 The only way to be certain is to carefully draw a
sample of his blood, swab his cheek for a skin cell sample, dig a hole,
shoot him in the fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample
of blood and skin into the hole.



Yes indeed, better safe than sorry.



(Also, thoughtless thot has nailed the thot look. That was not a compliment.)

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (1FhAQ)

===
Out of an abundance of caution... of course.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (pw+jk)

147
87 I always say stupid should hurt. Make it so.

Every one of these people deserves a throat punch.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 458 meters at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (3inwt)

Sometimes I think "Bust their ribs", and that is almost a sure death sentence if they get Chinese Pneumonia. That would be cruel and unusual punishment. Just ask Senator Rand Paul about his injuries.

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (+0uDE)

148 121 I'm active duty Army, and the Air Force sent an email to my military email asking if i want to join the Air Force.
===
Got the one from the Army also. Hmm. I'd love to but not sure Omar the Tent Maker can fit a set of Blues on my 78 yr ole fatass frame.

Posted by: dingbat at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (KylN9)

149 I don't care that it's a prank. It's stupid and it's in callous disregard of other people's safety -- just to get some internet attention.

He can get PLENTY of "attention" from his cell mates in the prison. Also, have a chance to get lots more viruses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (YqDXo)

150 Every one of the lovely Ava Louise's various moist orifices is a charnal house. A veritable abattoir, if you will.

Proceed with Maximum Caution Therein.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (dtV0Y)

151 I think every city should be required to have a jail cell with an open sewage line running into it with the drain about 18" above the floor. Just for people who intentionally spread bodily fluid on strangers. And include sweathogs who don't wipe off gym equipment.

Posted by: Downcast at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (xgpfE)

152 Re: the general bailout. F*** socialism. Sorry, had to say it.

Posted by: Oblivious at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (sEiaL)

153 Came to the thread just for the Zappa

Was not disappointed

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (ZQEWK)

154 >>The toilet seat licker claims it was on a private plane of her sugar daddy.


His name : Jet Blue

Wealthy Independent Fiancier.

Those other people? They work for him.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (noaju)

155 Have nothing to add about toilet-seat-licking, other than to point out in Iran they have shrine-licking - and it's actually more brain-dead religious zealotry than pure attention-whoring - but I missed the last thread and want to say exactly, ace.

Especially about Trump going very high profile and setting the *political* parameters of "relief" action.

He has not done this on other key issues, like border security and illegal mass migration, of course has not made any GOP feel the heat on these matters, and has received the predictable legislative results.

This one is clear and concrete enough, with public attention/emotion right, to do it. He didn't do it already, which is unfortunate, but might not be too late.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (El6T/)

156 Okay, potlicker.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (90T4r)

157 Young Internet Influencers

Influencers? Or Influenzers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

158 Ace and folks, in case you missed this comment earlier:

If you guys haven't seen this yet, it's pretty great:

Not political, not humor not taking sides -- a guy built a fascinting "epidemic simulator" javascript app on this page, along with detail explanations, that allows people to adjust the various parameters of any infectious disease scenario, and then you can watch it play out in a very accurate (schematized) simulation of an epidemic:

https://www.meltingasphalt.com/interactive/outbreak/

If you want to skip all the steps and explanation, the best/.most complete simulator is about 2/3s of the way down, with the four sliders and the big grid:

Fatality rate 3%
Encounters per day 10
Travel radius 5
Transmission rate 0.3

Play with that one for a while. Totally addictive!

And it reveals a fascinating thing: Even the SLIGHTEST change in one of more of the parameters can produce vastly different outcomes.

And since we do not know what these parameters are for Covid-19, this proves that ANYBODY who predicts ANYTHING about this outbreak is just making up lies to get facetime on TV. No one know anything.

Anyway, this can be the most guilt-free video game you've ever played, because it's relevant to current events.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (N9G0H)

159 117
My husband came home from work a little while ago. He's extremely
despondent over possibly having to lay off most of his work force.



We're both beginning to get depressed.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM







Be of good cheer Jane and roll up the sleeves. In situations such
as these, opportunity comes from the strangest places. A good group of
employees can be resourceful. Who knows what can emerge from it all???

Prayers and fingers crossed.



Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (axyOa)
Jane, I fear that day may be coming for my employer. Business has dropped WAY off. We are still open and working in the office. But if we have to close (government mandate or someone gets infected), we're screwed.

We have sister companies in our corporate group who are more cash strapped than us, so its possible we'll be giving up some of our cash reserves to save those companies.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (N39Ws)

160 >>Came to the thread just for the Zappa


I don't know why Ace didn't link that one up there.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (noaju)

161 This reminds me of the time when KISS did a charity gig for the CDC.

youtu.be/Gcj34XixuYg?t=2

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (EzqsV)

162 Have nothing to add about toilet-seat-licking, other than to point out in Iran they have shrine-licking

A fad much to be encouraged.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

163 Time to lick the donuts? I'd better ask Ariana Grande.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (EgshT)

164 The young woman who licked the toilet bowl looks she's trying to be the younger version of the nut who did tons of plastic surgery to look like Barbie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (WI7YS)

165 That White House presstitute press room looks pretty good with all those presstitutes social distanced from each other. They should be walled off like at a bank window too.

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (kpVe/)

166 Jane - I work for a really great employer and his immediate manager, I have not blamed either for this mess and am positive any employee of your husband will not blame him.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (ZCEU2)

167 So since they are releasing the prisoners when they lock this dumbass up does he just walk out the back door like in Idiocracy?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (mw1Wz)

168 I was going to suggest public caning, but they're such narcissistic assholes they'd later revel in the publicity. Throw them in a deep dark hole.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

169 Thotocalypse begins!

Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (MRjKr)

170 138 If I catch him in my house he's dying of lead poisoning.
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (kpVe/)


As you quietly say to the burglar
"Who else knows you are here?"
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (z79tQ)


Time to acquire a throwaway gun. "I saw him reach for it, and there it is, pressed into his hand."

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (wGeit)

171 I'd say the teenagers who coughed all over the produce don't deserve to hang... but a good beat-down at the hands of about a dozen shoppers would've been about the right response. Missing a couple of teeth isn't fatal.

Posted by: PabloD at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (F1m5e)

172 The guy who burglarized my house had a warrant for failure to comply with probation conditions for felony burglary in another County.
He was arrested for the probation violation, given new conditions and violated again. The court just dismissed on statute of limitations. He was never even arrested for burglary of my house.
...
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (kpVe/)

===

It's on account of your race. Yours is the wrong one.

Posted by: Failifornia at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (EZebt)

173 Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (N9G0H)

Yes.

Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (QE8X6)

174 She's got the 1000-yard stare. She's been reamed out so many times she's lost her soul.

Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (sb+Cg)

175 91 My husband came home from work a little while ago. He's extremely despondent over possibly having to lay off most of his work force.

We're both beginning to get depressed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

As I wrote at the end of the last thread, this is what I've been trying to say, it's dawning slowly on people, I think. Unless something very radical is done soon, EVERY business in America (except those that are directly subsidized by government) is about to Fail.

That's why I keep repeating, economically this is an Extinction Level Event.

I don't know if a $2 trillion dollar bill will do enough to save us. It may take 2 or 3 times that amount. I know that without it, we're all done for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (trdmm)

176 You must be a hell of a golfer.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (ZfRYq)

Taking my daughter golfing Friday if Fredo the Elder allows it. I told her we need to practice social distancing when we go. She said "Oh Daddy, you always practice social distancing in golf - you're always in the woods." Little. Shit.

Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 05:36 PM (32YRo)

177 >>152
Re: the general bailout. F*** socialism. Sorry, had to say it. Posted by: Oblivious at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (sEiaL)

Old and busted: They are the Free-Shit Army.
New hotness: Umm, Free-Shit Army.

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 05:36 PM (qXNVo)

178 >>Thotocalypse


The only way to get rid of them is to take them Shopping.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:36 PM (noaju)

179 Ace, if PDT ever decides we need a coronavirus czar, you are my number 1 choice for the job !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 25, 2020 05:36 PM (cqteU)

180
And since we do not know what these parameters are for Covid-19, this proves that ANYBODY who predicts ANYTHING about this outbreak is just making up lies to get facetime on TV. No one know anything.

Anyway, this can be the most guilt-free video game you've ever played, because it's relevant to current events.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM



I wish I could get NukeMap back up and working. That was fun too.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:36 PM (axyOa)

181
We're both beginning to get depressed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)



Try to remember - neither of you caused this, nor could you have
possibly anticipated it. And every job you don't cut is a good thing.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (0otOH)-----------------

No, we didn't. But husband's business is "essential," and unfortunately the government agencies and corporations who are his clients (high-tech security) are freaking out and have canceled any future jobs for now. Husband has a wonderful team of employees (son included) who he has a personal bond with.

This is painful and scary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

182 Is the older generation beginning to understand why men are refusing to waste their time and resources on these semen demons?

Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (MRjKr)

183 just got one minute closer to midnight on The Reckoning Clock

Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (nFwvY)

184 Out of an abundance of caution... of course.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (pw+jk)

I am seeing this phrase quite frequently. My attorney loves writing this phrase.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (7bcfy)

185 169 Thotocalypse begins!
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (MRjKr)

Imminentize Thotterdammerung! Speed the Day of the Hoe!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (NWiLs)

186 Heinline also said that bachelors know more about women than married men. If it wasn't so, they'd be married.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (o2MD2)

187 164 The young woman who licked the toilet bowl looks she's trying to be the younger version of the nut who did tons of plastic surgery to look like Barbie.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (WI7YS)


It's an Instagram look. The internet is enabling people to remain children well into adulthood.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (wGeit)

188
whether she knows it or not, the thot is producing a prime bit of fetish porn. Guys (mostly) who couldn't care less about COVID will be watching that snippet for a loooong time to come.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (G51Gf)

189 I'm sure plenty of ER around town would be happy to let Influencers mop the waiting room bathrooms. If you're really looking for publicity, do it nude or with your hair or whatever.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (dYe5S)

190 I'm tired of these attention whores and have been for years.

Shot them in the fucking head and upload it on their channel.

Tired of this shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (j3npP)

191 Filling out unemployment last night said a question was asked when I wou ld be returning to work with a exact date needed, no ask Emperor Wolf was going to pass so put in 1st May.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (ZCEU2)

192 She's probably been hit more then a rental ball at a public tennis court.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 458 meters at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (3inwt)

193 Episode 524 of the FML Chronicle: PA UC website keeps crashing so I downloaded a form, want to email it to my State Rep. I am without PC, Mac, laptop, anything, so found out about a UPS Store that offers the scan/email service. Here's the rub: Counter guy told me Staties are pull___ drivers to confirm they are allowed out. One lady got fined $150.00 because sending a package back to AMZ is not acceptable.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (E6tRR)

194 Tom - consider decaf. Just give it a try.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (0otOH)

195 83 Oh, I know Fen. I'm just cranky today because my SOB governor has now made it a criminal offense to have more than 10 people in a church at a time. ........
Until April 23rd, at least.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (/669Q)
---------------------------
They want to make sure that Holy Week and Easter are suppressed.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (M/9m0)

196 >>Missing a couple of teeth isn't fatal. Posted by: PabloD at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (F1m5e)

True. Zod recommends "instant-karma community-sponsored fuck-you-death" at #30.

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (qXNVo)

197 Society needs to bring back the whipping post.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (tTyxR)

198 Jane, hang in there. You're a woman of faith, I know, so keep praying. I'm praying for everything to do with this coronavirus - health, jobs, economy, our president, you name it.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (/669Q)

199 I 100% endorse capital punishment during this national emergency.

Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (MRjKr)

200 88
Local news just said a man (looked middle aged) was arrested and charged
after he fake coughed on a Wegmans employee near the prepared food and
joked that he had the Coronavirus

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (G546f)

++++
Aren't some people simply geniuses when they try to be funny?

Posted by: washrivergal at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (jSEze)

201 182 Is the older generation beginning to understand why men are refusing to waste their time and resources on these semen demons?
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (MRjKr)

Some men ARE becoming relationship averse. For the final outcome of this see: Japan. Not a good scenario.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (90T4r)

202 I doubt the corona virus recognizes Hot Chick Privilege

Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (MxEKc)

203 186 Heinline also said that bachelors know more about women than married men. If it wasn't so, they'd be married.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (o2MD2)


Heinlein was married.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (wGeit)

204 68 Gen X: eats Tide Pods

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (G51Gf)


Hey, now!! We Gen X's weren't the tide pod eaters! Because we, eh... whatever.

/lights candle in front of Nirvana Poster

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (DTX3h)

205 "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."
https://tinyurl.com/v7vfwse

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (mw1Wz)

206 186 Heinline also said that bachelors know more about women than married men. If it wasn't so, they'd be married.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (o2MD2)

Mencken

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

207 Late, but has anyone mentioned the toilet seat licker has great boobs yet?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (puu6v)

208 Jane, How is D'oh Boy feeling?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (a4EWo)

209 When two legendary 70's rock guitar players/songwriters collaborate what is the result? A turd.that gets the name "80's mystery click" for today.

Posted by: steve at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (TTy55)

210 They want to make sure that Holy Week and Easter are suppressed.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (M/9m0)
--------

Both Western and Eastern rites. Grrrrrrr.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (/669Q)

211 >>Some men ARE becoming relationship averse.


Becoming?

Shit, son.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (noaju)

212 The Heinlein quote actually reads: "...stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (g8Yc+)

213 Meh. I think it's pushback against what they see as people going to eleventy on the hysteria scale.

Honestly, I'm not bothered, esp when the CDC is all OMG YOU HAVE TO WIPE DOWN ALL OF YOUR GROCERIES AND THIS VIRUS WILL LIVE ON CARDBOARD FOR MONTHS AND IF YOU DONT LISTEN TO US YOURE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIE.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (w2QL7)

214 >>>That's why I keep repeating, economically this is an Extinction Level Event.

I don't know if a $2 trillion dollar bill will do enough to save us. It may take 2 or 3 times that amount. I know that without it, we're all done for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (trdmm)



When Trump said Easter they squealed more time
Trump countered with maybe before Easter.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (Sod+H)

215 Jane, hang in there. You're a woman of faith, I
know, so keep praying. I'm praying for everything to do with this
coronavirus - health, jobs, economy, our president, you name it.





Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (/669Q)


Thanks, hon. I know we'll get through it, but we're retirement age. And husband was looking forward to selling his business.


And our church is closed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

216 201 182 Is the older generation beginning to understand why men are refusing to waste their time and resources on these semen demons?
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (MRjKr)

Some men ARE becoming relationship averse. For the final outcome of this see: Japan. Not a good scenario.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (90T4r)

Been a trend for a while now. Helen Smith wrote a book on it several years ago called Men on Strike.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

217 It goes on more than two weeks bankruptcies are going to pile up quick and every week will multiply that number.
And Leftist Democrats will dance on that grave.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (ZCEU2)

218 My husband came home from work a little while ago. He's extremely despondent over possibly having to lay off most of his work force.

We're both beginning to get depressed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM

So, are these people officially "terminated" then as employees, and not just furloughed? After this is all over will they have to re-apply for their old jobs?

Posted by: I Have Questions at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (+v+zN)

219 2nd episode of Quarantined with Norm MacDonald is on youtube.

Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (nFwvY)

220 If I catch him in my house he's dying of lead poisoning.
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (kpVe/)


As you quietly say to the burglar
"Who else knows you are here?"
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (z79tQ)

----

Use the big 55 gallon Contractor sized bags. Double or triple bagging for very heavy loads is recommended.

The secret isn't to lift the bag into the garbage can, but lay the empty can down and slide the bag full of odd shaped heavy garbage into the can, and then lift the can back to normal. Put the other garbage bags on top.

Dispose of promptly.

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (+0uDE)

221 I remember back in the day when all the cool kids were just dumping ice water on their heads for some reason.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (XVuno)

222 But the drug addicts and bike stealers are still walking around and congregating in their camps.
No one arrests them.
Why?

Posted by: PJ at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (qlTN9)

223 The left wants us to never get back to work... ever.
And the minute Trump starts lifting some of the "stay at home restrictions" the MSM will be just waiting for people to die, which there will be until we get a vaccine, so they can repeat ad nauseam that "Trump has blood on his hands."

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (wiXsO)

224 194 Tom - consider decaf. Just give it a try.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (0otOH)

The reason for repeating this is to make sure everyone understands that the $2 Trillion bill is ABSOLUTELY essential to our survival - and it may take another $2 Trillion after that. This is not like anything we have ever seen in our lives, our in our parents or grandparents lives.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (trdmm)

225 Got the one from the Army also. Hmm. I'd love to but not sure Omar the Tent Maker can fit a set of Blues on my 78 yr ole fatass frame.

Posted by: dingbat at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM



Blues???
No. It's the new Pinks and Greens (ala WW2 era). They look really sharp!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (axyOa)

226 What happened at the WH press conference today? Is it delayed, or did I miss it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

227 Funny Firm Story.

A few years back I went through about 10 copies of The Firm on LP.
Kept grabbing the clean ones I saw and spinning them and they just sounded terrible. Figured they were just worn even though they were clean.
So I would buy another clean copy when next I saw one and same thing...

then it damned on me. The Firm don't sound good.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (noaju)

228 Use the big 55 gallon Contractor sized bags. Double or triple bagging for very heavy loads is recommended.

The secret isn't to lift the bag into the garbage can, but lay the empty can down and slide the bag full of odd shaped heavy garbage into the can, and then lift the can back to normal. Put the other garbage bags on top.

Dispose of promptly.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (+0uDE)

It's better if you...disassemble the body and dispose of the pieces in different locations.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (NWiLs)

229 This is painful and scary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:36 PM (ptqGC)


I hear you. I opted out of mgmt, permanently, the first time I had to lay a guy off. I never minded firing. Doing a lay off sucked.

Oh well - I wasn't mgmt material anyway. Too honest and blunt.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (0otOH)

230 Jane, How is D'oh Boy feeling?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (a4EWo)


I texted him today, and he has what he thinks are allergy sniffles and a cough, which he gets every spring. No fever. Waiting (in quarantine) until his girlfriend's boss gets his test results.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

231 191. Skip the paper form didn't require date certain. I printed out the email from our CEO announcing the office closing as back-up

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (E6tRR)

232 I remember back in the day when all the cool kids were just dumping ice water on their heads for some reason.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (XVuno)
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Time to catch up, grandpa.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (/669Q)

233 That's why I keep repeating, economically this is an Extinction Level Event.



I don't know if a $2 trillion dollar bill will do enough to save us.
It may take 2 or 3 times that amount. I know that without it, we're
all done for.
---
Putting money in my pocket isn't going to help your business if you're closed by Governor Tyranny. It will push up demand for the things that are available (i.e. food), which screws most everyone.


The way to fix the situation is not spreading of cash, but ending the closures, by force if the governors try to keep them in place.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (kOpft)

234 The only way to be certain is to carefully draw a sample of his blood, swab his cheek for a skin cell sample, dig a hole, shoot him in the fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample of blood and skin into the hole.

Instapundit recently posed a quote from Robert Heinlein: "Stupidity is a crime and the sentence is always death." Hear, hear. Make it so.


Just had to repeat it.

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (vEIlU)

235 207 ok, was secretly wishing she at least stool up

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (ZCEU2)

236 Is social distancing the new recycling ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (rpxSz)

237

Darwin again and again.

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (vEIlU)

238 172
The guy who burglarized my house had a warrant for failure to comply
with probation conditions for felony burglary in another County.

He was arrested for the probation violation, given new conditions
and violated again. The court just dismissed on statute of limitations.
He was never even arrested for burglary of my house.

...

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (kpVe/)



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It's on account of your race. Yours is the wrong one.

Posted by: Failifornia at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (EZebt)
My house was broken into 5 years ago. Two guys-one who actually entered house and the other drove the get-away car.
The driver was already on probation for armed robbery. Both of them had an arrest record longer than my...... (well, you get the idea).
So guy who broke my door in got 7-15. The driver walked away with nothing more than restitution. Well, he's been arrested at least twice since then and is now wanted for failure to appear.
One more reason to CANT (carry always, never tell).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (N39Ws)

239 226 What happened at the WH press conference today? Is it delayed, or did I miss it?

Delayed

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (5bxa0)

240 Late, but has anyone mentioned the toilet seat licker has great boobs yet?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (puu6v)



This is indeed an important part of the story. Ace is falling down on the reportage here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (XVuno)

241 225 Blues??? No. It's the new Pinks and Greens (ala WW2 era). They look really sharp!

I had a Biden moment and forgot that. Don't think Omar has a belt big enough.

Posted by: dingbat at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (KylN9)

242 C-SPAN Senate Republicans News Conference:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/re3mdjs

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (7juvc)

243 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (trdmm)

I appreciate during the importance of the stimulus, but actually my parents lived through the depression as did a number of people in my congregation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (WI7YS)

244 When Trump said Easter they squealed more time
Trump countered with maybe before Easter.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (Sod+H)

Trump gets this better than anyone on the other side, and better than most of the people on our side. If we can start ending it that soon, we still have a chance. 2 months - no chance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (trdmm)

245 226 What happened at the WH press conference today? Is it delayed, or did I miss it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

Hasn't started yet. They're late.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (cF8AT)

246 226 What happened at the WH press conference today? Is it delayed, or did I miss it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

Who knows anymore?? Have become numb to all of this. My natural determinism/ fatalism has kicked in. In a strange way, it is liberating.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (90T4r)

247 201 182 Is the older generation beginning to understand why men are refusing to waste their time and resources on these semen demons?
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (MRjKr)

Some men ARE becoming relationship averse. For the final outcome of this see: Japan. Not a good scenario.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (90T4r)


The situation in Japan isn't just a question of being relationship averse. The problem young men aren't benefiting from the role they're supposed to play, so they're checking out of society completely. They're not getting married because marriage doesn't bring them any benefit, but more importantly they're not doing any of the things that make them attractive partners for women. Like, for instance, getting a job.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (wGeit)

248 I want to know how many Chinamen died of swine flu and all the other flues, each.

What percentage more Chinese died of Wuhan that the other flues they have suffered?

Is this world wide apcalypse something cooked up by Xi and the World Health Organization?

If not, how were we spoofed?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (Sod+H)

249 Been a trend for a while now. Helen Smith wrote a book on it several years ago called Men on Strike.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

Great book and endorsed! It's accelerating!

Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (MRjKr)

250 "223 The left wants us to never get back to work... ever.
And the minute Trump starts lifting some of the "stay at home restrictions" the MSM will be just waiting for people to die, which there will be until we get a vaccine, so they can repeat ad nauseam that "Trump has blood on his hands."

Exactly. And this is why as soon as possible the economy needs to get back into motion. The flu is real, the hysteria is real, the panic is real, the mortality rate is a fraud. This is just a backdoor way to get the Green New Deal.

Some governors will balk first and people who want to work will vote with their feet.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (puu6v)

251 here's the Wegmans story

https://preview.tinyurl.com/v5pb52f

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (G546f)

252 Boy, ole blondie on the plane shows that she has the skill to lick things and as long as she keeps her looks up and doesn't age, she is sure to dig up some gold in them thar hills.

PS: And she can lick things much less vile than toilets to ear her room and board.

Posted by: Drider at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (R/UH9)

253 That's why I keep repeating, economically this is an Extinction Level Event.


Then why are we not wiping out the nation that created the event?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (mw1Wz)

254 Oh wait...I think it's scheduled for 4 ET. So soon.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (cF8AT)

255 >Some men ARE becoming relationship averse.

with women, right ?

cause ....

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (rpxSz)

256 239 226 What happened at the WH press conference today? Is it delayed, or did I miss it?

Delayed
===
Any minute now Fox says

Posted by: dingbat at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (KylN9)

257 The way to fix the situation is not spreading of cash, but ending the closures, by force if the governors try to keep them in place.


THIS

the grand ain't' gonna do shit if there's nothing to buy

we did the 15 day weird new strategy. great. now on to phase II

or none of this will matter because it will be the end of the US economy

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (j9HX3)

258 Ben Sasse up

https://preview.tinyurl.com/re3mdjs

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (7juvc)

259 I can imagine that HOORS mouth has seen worse places than a toilet seat.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (flINI)

260 239 226 What happened at the WH press conference today? Is it delayed, or did I miss it?

Delayed
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (5bxa0)


Thanks so much. I was on a conference call and when it ended I wondered what had happened.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

261 212 The Heinlein quote actually reads: "...stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (g8Yc+)

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Quicker would be better, too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (EZebt)

262 Tami, I broke this afternoon. I got into the Cadbury mini eggs. It's the feast of the Annunciation. That's my excuse.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (/669Q)

263 Then why are we not wiping out the nation that created the event?

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Apparently Gov Coonman won't let more than 10 people report to Norfolk.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (w2QL7)

264 217. Bankruptcies? I know of two people who had heart attacks over this, one fatal.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (E6tRR)

265 235 ok not anymore, not much left to imagination
https://mobile.twitter.com/realavalouiise

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (ZCEU2)

266 Tim Scott up

https://preview.tinyurl.com/re3mdjs

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (7juvc)

267 In the era of breast augmentation

we need to flatten the curve

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (rpxSz)

268 "258 Ben Sasse up"

Sasse's corporate sponsors must want something added to the bill.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (puu6v)

269 >>In a strange way, it is liberating. Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (90T4r)

Everyone is going to get the virus. It is going to take everyone. We are doomed. This is known.

Those with your mature perspective will have a much less stressful departure.

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (qXNVo)

270 He was arrested for the probation violation, given new conditions
and violated again. The court just dismissed on statute of limitations.
He was never even arrested for burglary of my house.

...

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM

***


Spoke to my neighbor...retired Ranger. Asked if the 42nd Street militia is ready?




It is.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (axyOa)

271 What's a moths......?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

272 kallisto - bankruptcies bring suicides for sure

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (ZCEU2)

273 Exactly. And this is why as soon as possible the economy needs to get back into motion. The flu is real, the hysteria is real, the panic is real, the mortality rate is a fraud. This is just a backdoor way to get the Green New Deal.

Some governors will balk first and people who want to work will vote with their feet.


We'll also need the President to lead on this however. He can put the heart in us. I know the people of Pennsylvania (not in teachers or state store unions) want desperately to work!

at out place anyone can work from home now - in the beginning only a few came in

now almost everyone who normally comes in is coming in

this is getting OLD

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (j9HX3)

274
Late, but has anyone mentioned the toilet seat licker has great boobs yet?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats

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I'm totally smh. Toilet-licking porn is a Thing, and she is now a superstar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (G51Gf)

275 Tom - breathe. Our economy is going to retract. It's not going to die.

This is not an "extinction event". We're not going back to the Stone Age.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (0otOH)

276 When Trump said Easter they squealed more time

Trump countered with maybe before Easter.
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Trump said he wanted full churches on Easter. You don't get that unless the governors are backed down before then.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (kOpft)

277 we need to flatten the curve
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (rpxSz)


Put Brie Larsen in charge.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

278 There is no cure and never will be a cure for Juan Williams. HT to Ron White.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (C1Lsn)

279 Is this world wide apcalypse something cooked up by Xi and the World Health Organization?


We got lot more virus in hopper with big ugly teeth, gwei lo. You wait and see.

Posted by: President Xi Jinping at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (XVuno)

280 When Trump said Easter they squealed more time
Trump countered with maybe before Easter.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM

Minnesota Governor just issued a stay at home for two weeks order, starting Friday, and it will end on Good Friday.

The existing restaurant and service business closure order will not end until April 30.

This is going to gut the restaurant and service industries.

I think the suicides in 2020 will out number the deaths from Chinese Pneumonia.

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (+0uDE)

281 I just don't get the need for attention. I won't even let my Aunt announce my birthday in church.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (o2MD2)

282 258 UP Ben Sasse

https://preview.tinyurl.com/re3mdjs
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (7juvc)

FIFY

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (rpxSz)

283
I appreciate during the importance of the stimulus, but actually my parents lived through the depression as did a number of people in my congregation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (WI7YS)

Taking the Morgan Stanley projections, which Trump himself is losing, we are now looking at a greater drop in economic output in the 2nd quarter of 2020 than happened in the *Entire* Great Depression. That's how Bad this is.

And during the Great Depression, most people still had chicken coops out back, and still knew how to sew their own clothes, and didn't worry about making any insurance payments, because there wasn't any for the most part.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (trdmm)

284 The Senate Republicans are announcing amendments they are backing.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/re3mdjs

Lindsey up

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (7juvc)

285 Jane, sorry to hear about your husband and your struggles. Here's hoping the darkness does not last and we get light soon.

*hugs*

I'm currently stressing about my boyfriends's 6 year old. He has to, by court order, go visit his mom for spring break. Despite the face she lives IN A HOT ZONE. I'm worried the boy will get stuck there and not be allowed out of the state again. My boyfriend is not willing to defy the custody arrangement and possibly lose custody. He's trying to reach the ex to talk about all this and she is not responding, because of course.

If the boy manages to come back, he has to be quarantined from family with health issues, which will be hard to do. It gets really complicated. I love all these people and want no harm to come to them. It is hard watching from the sidelines and having no say and not being able to help.

Prayers for everyone as we sort out the future.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (hvf9s)

286 Is this world wide apcalypse something cooked up by Xi and the World Health Organization?

Doesn't matter. We should wipe them of the map and take their shit.


Even if we could get those stupid commie bastards to admit their guilt, "Oops sorry" is not good enough for this type of attack, inadvertent or not.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (mw1Wz)

287 *off

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (mw1Wz)

288 262 Tami, I broke this afternoon. I got into the Cadbury mini eggs. It's the feast of the Annunciation. That's my excuse.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (/669Q)

*fistbump*

Good a reason as any!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (cF8AT)

289 The reason for repeating this is to make sure
everyone understands that the $2 Trillion bill is ABSOLUTELY essential
to our survival - and it may take another $2 Trillion after that. This
is not like anything we have ever seen in our lives, our in our parents
or grandparents lives.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (trdmm)

+++
I agree. And pronto. What about the ol' "pen and phone" gambit that Obama touted? Can't President Trump do some sort of disaster emergency relief, and by-pass all of the monies for art centers and museum and other fluff that the Dems tack-on?

Posted by: washrivergal at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (jSEze)

290 the grand ain't' gonna do shit if there's nothing to buy

we did the 15 day weird new strategy. great. now on to phase II

or none of this will matter because it will be the end of the US economy
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!


Local Kroger was replenished overnight of most everything except for paper products.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (Vddbf)

291 256 239 226 What happened at the WH press conference today? Is it delayed, or did I miss it?

Delayed
===
Any minute now Fox says
Posted by: dingbat at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (KylN9)


Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (YqDXo)

292 They want to make sure that Holy Week and Easter are suppressed.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (M/9m0)
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Both Western and Eastern rites. Grrrrrrr.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM

As I said last night, even it's just me watching a livestream of the service and chanting by myself, Pascha will be celebrated. Screw the heathen left who are making Lent veeery difficult for me this year. Grrrrr.....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (rBtIz)

293 I had a Biden moment and forgot that. Don't think Omar has a belt big enough.

Posted by: dingbat at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM



Could be fun!
Between us we could probably get them to reopen the Officer's and NCO Clubs and get rid of this PC All Ranks bullshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (axyOa)

294 Boomers: eat fish tank cleaner
Gen X: eats Tide Pods
Gen Z: licks toilets


I think the Millenials are our salvation. God help us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (G51Gf)

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It's not Gen X eating Tide Pods.

That's Gen Y (also known as Millennials) doing that.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (RU4sa)

295 No one arrests them.
Why?

Target practice?

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (K22Va)

296 Got most of the raking done before the pit bulls were released. She knows I'm not happy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (dUJdY)

297 Time to catch up, grandpa.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (/669Q)



I trust you are nowhere in the vicinity of my lawn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (XVuno)

298 "Never take the front item in the case."



This has been an article of my faith for decades.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (cqteU)

299 Licking toilet seats in the new black.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (qjogl)

300 I think u-toob is suppressing RSB; it used to come up in search results based on previous searchers, now I have to search for it specifically. Googly sux.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (zr5Kq)

301 269 >>In a strange way, it is liberating. Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (90T4r)

Everyone is going to get the virus. It is going to take everyone. We are doomed. This is known.

Those with your mature perspective will have a much less stressful departure.
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (qXNVo)


Zod, you understand.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (90T4r)

302 The reason for repeating this is to make sure
everyone understands that the $2 Trillion bill is ABSOLUTELY essential to our survival - and it may take another $2 Trillion after that. This is not like anything we have ever seen in our lives, our in our parents or grandparents lives.

Posted by: Tom Servo


Except fot 1918 and polio.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (Vddbf)

303 Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (hvf9s)

Did he speak with his lawyer about this?

There is no way I'd send my child to a hot zone.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (cF8AT)

304 298 "Never take the front item in the case."



This has been an article of my faith for decades.

Mine too

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 05:49 PM (5bxa0)

305 De-lurking to clarify who Gen X is:
We're the generation directly after the boomers; born 1965 to 1979. We most certainly do not eat Tide Pods.

They require too much chewing and we're too lazy. What's in it for us?

Posted by: Monkey on the Sun at March 25, 2020 05:49 PM (VVNKM)

306 The left wants us to never get back to work... ever.

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Firefox offers me a bunch of shit articles to read when I open I new tab, which I sometimes note the title of before going to whatever page I intended. A month or so ago, I saw one titled "Life in a post work society."

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 05:49 PM (kOpft)

307 May these idiots continue to sacrifice themselves on the altar of their own stupidity.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 05:49 PM (n7enF)

308 Prayers for everyone as we sort out the future.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (hvf9s)
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I'll pray, LizLem. What a horrible situation. Can't he go to the court and get, I don't know what's the right word here, but some kind of delay in view of the pandemic? It makes no sense to send a 6-year-old into a hot spot, at all.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:49 PM (/669Q)

309 Everyone is going to get the virus. It is going to take everyone. We are doomed. This is known.



Those with your mature perspective will have a much less stressful departure.

Posted by: Zod



I have a little list.


They will never be missed.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:49 PM (mw1Wz)

310 275 Tom - breathe. Our economy is going to retract. It's not going to die.

This is not an "extinction event". We're not going back to the Stone Age."

If we try to enforce "Stay at Home" for 2 months or more, yes, it will die, and this society will shatter in ways you wouldn't dare to imagine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM (trdmm)

311 $24/hr pay from unemployment insurance

Rick Scott up

https://preview.tinyurl.com/re3mdjs

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM (7juvc)

312 Tami, I broke this afternoon. I got into the Cadbury mini eggs. It's the feast of the Annunciation. That's my excuse.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (/669Q)

*fistbump*

Good a reason as any!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM



Be strong Bluebell!
This is why one should always keep a stash of Hostess Cupcakes tucked away.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM (axyOa)

313 I trust you are nowhere in the vicinity of my lawn.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (XVuno)
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I hobbled off it right after I hit post.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM (/669Q)

314 My company bought new iPads for a bunch of us. I was reading reviews online and one was complaining that she couldn't properly test it because everything in the SF Bay Area is closed so she couldn't see how it performs in a coffee shop, couldn't take photos of groups, blah blah blah.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:51 PM (w2QL7)

315 Tom @ 310
You are making me hard......

Posted by: The Humongous at March 25, 2020 05:51 PM (o2MD2)

316 If we try to enforce "Stay at Home" for 2 months or more, yes, it will die, and this society will shatter in ways you wouldn't dare to imagine.


basically where I am we're in the middle of Week Three

with supposedly at least two more weeks to go

people aren't gonna make it

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 05:51 PM (j9HX3)

317 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM (trdmm)

I doubt Trump would let the shutdown go on that long.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 05:51 PM (WI7YS)

318 Except fot 1918 and polio.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (Vddbf)

Those were medical crises, but no one made every restaurant in America close because of them. People died, but life went on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:51 PM (trdmm)

319
By the way, NukeMap is still up and running.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (EGyGV)

320 314 My company bought new iPads for a bunch of us. I was reading reviews online and one was complaining that she couldn't properly test it because everything in the SF Bay Area is closed so she couldn't see how it performs in a coffee shop, couldn't take photos of groups, blah blah blah.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:51 PM (w2QL7)

Your 1st Bookmark was AoSHQ, yes???

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (90T4r)

321 *press is gathering

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (zr5Kq)

322 I wanna know if the $2trillion is gonna happen every year like TARP.

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (l3+k2)

323 And I agree with Tom Servo. This reaction we are seeing is worse than getting a bad cough.

We cannot exist as a people who may not leave their houses.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (w2QL7)

324 @realDonaldTrump 10 minutes ago

I hear that Fake News CNN just reported that I am isolated in the White House, wondering out loud, "when will life return to normal?" Does anybody really believe that? There was no leak, they made it up - they are CORRUPT & FAKE NEWS...

....I have been packed all day with meetings, I have no time for stupidity. We're working around the clock to KEEP AMERICA SAFE!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (cF8AT)

325 266 Tim Scott up

https://preview.tinyurl.com/re3mdjs

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (7juvc)



My White House feed is not showing this.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (Sod+H)

326 I went to the Church of the Annunciation in Nazareth (yep, that Nazareth) once. They did not sell Cadbury eggs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (XVuno)

327 294 Boomers: eat fish tank cleaner
Gen X: eats Tide Pods
Gen Z: licks toilets


I think the Millenials are our salvation. God help us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (G51Gf)

---

It's not Gen X eating Tide Pods.

That's Gen Y (also known as Millennials) doing that.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously?


I long ago lost track of what "generation" has what "catchy" moniker. And what age they're supposedly at these day. It's all a giant blur.

After Generation Z, do they wrap back around and start over again, so that kids born after some date (2004?) become "Generation A"?

Or musrt we endlessly get more "final" and more "extreme" naming each successive generation?

Generation Z
Generation Omega
Generation Ultra-Omega
Generation ZZ
Generation ZZZ
Generation Anti-Infinity
etc.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (N9G0H)

328 Jazz Shaw helping the DNC brainstorm potential Biden replacements, because that is what a tru conservative would do.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (dNzKv)

329 Watching The Five: Prince Charles tested positive for the virus.

First test he ever passed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

330 310:

"If we try to enforce "Stay at Home" for 2 months or more, yes, it will die, and this society will shatter in ways you wouldn't dare to imagine."

This, and it is exactly what is wanted. People need to stop treating "the other side" as legitimate. This is how they plan to get the New Green Deal, and a few million starved to death is the route.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (puu6v)

331 The only question I have is, why is he allowed to take up a hospital bed? Kick his ass out and send him home. I'm sure his mom has a fine lickable toilet.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (HmZuC)

332 >>>160 >>Came to the thread just for the Zappa


I don't know the reference.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

333 Your 1st Bookmark was AoSHQ, yes???

---

Damned straight!!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (w2QL7)

334 For all my fellow Catholics (and anyone who wants to laugh and then possibly convert), here's an old but funny article about all the sweets we are supposed to eat to honor the saints and Mary:

https://tinyurl.com/urh4svl

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (/669Q)

335 I assume many people here are just being polite.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (El6T/)

336 If we try to enforce "Stay at Home" for 2 months or more, yes, it will die, and this society will shatter in ways you wouldn't dare to imagine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM (trdmm)


You're in panic mode. If you truly believe this - why waste time here that could be better used prepping, hoarding, and digging defensive trench works ?

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (0otOH)

337 2 minute Trump Warning

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (+0uDE)

338 If we try to enforce "Stay at Home" for 2 months or more, yes, it will die, and this society will shatter in ways you wouldn't dare to imagine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM



Die? Probably.
Change forever? Certainly.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (axyOa)

339 >>> Can't he go to the court and get, I don't know what's the right word here, but some kind of delay in view of the pandemic? It makes no sense to send a 6-year-old into a hot spot, at all.

The boy leaves in a few days. All family courts are closed. Hoping he can reach someone and get answers.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (hvf9s)

340 We haven't even done 2 weeks. Let's not lose our mud just yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

341 In the Berkshires, 2 weeks a go, we had a few cases

the the NYC weekender come up

a week a go 17, yesterday 37, now 71

thanks a lot you fuckwads

please self quarantine, right after you stop double parking and hiring illegals

fuck NYC

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (rpxSz)

342 We cannot exist as a people who may not leave their houses.


you can't have blanket draconian regs keeping healthy people cooped up and unable to work

for weeks and weeks on end

there HAS to be a paradigm shift when the 15 days ends!!! screw the governors - they are gaslighting us

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (j9HX3)

343 2 minute Trump Warning


Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM



Is it too late for a buy order?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (axyOa)

344 The chick is audition for ATM shots.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (1g7ch)

345 He's coming. Mnuchin's there, BRIX is there and the weasel.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (Sod+H)

346 I went to the Church of the Annunciation in Nazareth (yep, that Nazareth) once. They did not sell Cadbury eggs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (XVuno)
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Some of the faithful must have gotten there before you did and cleaned them out. It happens.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (/669Q)

347 >>>I have a little list.


They will never be missed.

...

haha.

I only looked that up about four months ago. But I get it now!

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (PbpT7)

348 sock off before I forget.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (o2MD2)

349 325 266 Tim Scott up

https://preview.tinyurl.com/re3mdjs

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (7juvc)

My White House feed is not showing this.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (Sod+H)

It was C-SPAN. In another conference room.
Now C-SPAN has switched to the imminent PDT session.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (7juvc)

350 Trump on...

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (cF8AT)

351 Trump up.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (mw1Wz)

352 Trump is up

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (kOpft)

353 Presser up

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (vEIlU)

354 340 We haven't even done 2 weeks. Let's not lose our mud just yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

We are not a patient people. History proves it.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (90T4r)

355 >>I don't know the reference.


It jumped right up,
and grabbed my meat!

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (noaju)

356 The Imperial College model that much of the world is working from says the whole world has to do social distancing for 18 months.

That just isn't going to happen.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (ZfRYq)

357 Mnuchin there
Bill info?

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (vEIlU)

358 336 If we try to enforce "Stay at Home" for 2 months or more, yes, it will die, and this society will shatter in ways you wouldn't dare to imagine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM (trdmm)

If that happens

I'm coming home and farming

even if the farms underwater

literally

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (rpxSz)

359 How long before the Bullpatch starts defending this? Or is Tom Nichols already an expert toilet seat licker?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (ZbwAu)

360 Did someone say " Trump up"???

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (90T4r)

361 "Cody Pfister"

He should donate the obviously silent 'P' to Rick Wilson...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (v1P+X)

362
The chick is audition for ATM shots.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (1g7ch)







I'm virtually certain that she has plenty of experience for the job...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (EGyGV)

363 C-SPAN feed is slightly ahead of the White House feed.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (7juvc)

364 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (YqDXo)

365 Trump up

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (K22Va)

366 >>>277 we need to flatten the curve
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (rpxSz)

Put Brie Larsen in charge.

hah!

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (PbpT7)

367 >>What the fk is wrong with her?


Mommy never loved her and Daddy never hugged her.

Same as all whores, really.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (noaju)

Wisdom

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (M+Lyo)

368 Wish Trump would read the crap they are putting into this "bill"

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (5bxa0)

369 356 The Imperial College model that much of the world is working from says the whole world has to do social distancing for 18 months.

That just isn't going to happen.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (ZfRYq)


The Imperial College may kiss my ass.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:56 PM (90T4r)

370
Are we doing Quarantine Cafe tonight?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 05:56 PM (un7FC)

371 347 >>>I have a little list.


They will never be missed.

...

haha.

I only looked that up about four months ago. But I get it now!
Posted by: ace


That whole opera is racist, but not in the normal way: They seemingly had almost ZERO idea what Japan was really like, so they just made up a bunch of weird-sounding names and social behaviors, and claimed it was "Japan." They got it incalculably wrong, as if Martians had attempted to recreate 19th-century Japan.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 05:56 PM (N9G0H)

372 Props for Cuomo. Hmm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:56 PM (XVuno)

373 >>>188
whether she knows it or not, the thot is producing a prime bit of fetish porn. Guys (mostly) who couldn't care less about COVID will be watching that snippet for a loooong time to come.

I'm sending her $2000 to meet with her so I can encourage her to leave the fetish pornography lifestyle.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald with a visible erection at March 25, 2020 05:56 PM (PbpT7)

374 Hell, when I was in the Outer Banks one year a hurricane was bearing down on us. The Gov had people go around and get people to evacuate, but even then they caved and said they didn't have the actual authority to force us to leave. They tried intimidation ("please use a sharpie to write your name on your chest so we can ID your body day after tomorrow...") and everything.

Yeah, we left of our own accord, but damn.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (w2QL7)

375
haha.



I only looked that up about four months ago. But I get it now!

Posted by: ace


Heinlein was a genius. I think that was Jubal Harshaw? can't remember .

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (mw1Wz)

376 My husband: "Please stfu, Fauci. Watch your words when you're up."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (ptqGC)

377 He's be changing his name to Cody Pfistee soon enough.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (8l/cK)

378 12 https://tinyurl.com/qsnwvvj

Here is the new interview with the Biden accuser. This one is a lot more than hair sniffing.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (xPl2J)
_______

Remember, we old farts grew up dealing with hair in other places, too.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (ZbwAu)

379 Ace, I sent CBD a video to pass on to you, that I thought you might like for your Quarantine Cafe.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (/669Q)

380 where's my Hermes honey ?????

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (rpxSz)

381


I got a new one for them!

Drinking the contents of a pig farm feces tanker truck!

Open up the valve, and take a huge swig!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (lg/F7)

382 Just came up with a new legal charging term....

"Malicious Hooliganism"

Friggin jackwagons.....

Posted by: Specto at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (IbeKg)

383 hmm...PA not a disaster area according to POTUS. Does that mean we can return pkgs. to AMZ now?

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (E6tRR)

384 C-SPAN feed

https://preview.tinyurl.com/re3mdjs

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (7juvc)

385 These people are not influencers. Very few know they even exist and half of those who do make fun of the idiots. There actually are millenials with common sense. My boy spawn is one. He is surrounded by rabid leftists and still folks his eyes and tells them they're stupid.

By the way,, those of you who are praying for the folks in the prayer list...
I don't have the varicose vein issue. The boy spawn has that. He just saw a vascular surgeon today. Turns out it's a blood clot. He is now required to take blood thinner for three months until he goes in for recheck. Yes I am worried, how did you guess.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (myjNJ)

386 >>We are not a patient people. History proves it.

I've been working with a partner in Australia for 2 years starting a new business. We were in the process of doing meetings with investors to get the company financed up until 10 days ago.

I had secured a verbal for the first major order from one of the biggest customers in the field in the world just the week before last. They are attached to New York City government.

The order and the financing are now on indefinite hold. I have been financing the company and myself for these last 2 years while getting things arranged.

If I can go for 2 years surely some of the rest of you can go 2 frigging weeks.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)

387 Everyone get ready for Easter dinner by video conferencing

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (ZCEU2)

388
Oh, and that stupid Internet Influencer duck-face with peace sign pose needs to die in a fucking dumpster fire.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (EGyGV)

389 We haven't even done 2 weeks. Let's not lose our mud just yet.

^^this^^

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (dUJdY)

390 And for the record, I take pride in our heritage of being at heart an ungovernable people.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (w2QL7)

391 ABC And CBS are covering it live in my area, Minneapolis Minnesota

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (+0uDE)

392 Taking the Morgan Stanley projections, which Trump himself is losing, we are now looking at a greater drop in economic output in the 2nd quarter of 2020 than happened in the *Entire* Great Depression. That's how Bad this is.

And during the Great Depression, most people still had chicken coops out back, and still knew how to sew their own clothes, and didn't worry about making any insurance payments, because there wasn't any for the most part.
Posted by: Tom Servo

______________

I'm not saying it's not bad, but the difference is there wasn't a specific event keeping people from engaging in commerce that quickly went away.

Much of this demand will just be shifted. There's all sorts of things I still need to buy, it just got put off a few weeks.

There just needs to be a priming of the pump. I like just giving everyone a check rather than specific industries where it's whoever is most plugged in.

No one is going to be made whole, that's not really what governments should be in the business of doing.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (sjTfF)

393 They are saying may 1st here in Ohio.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (dKiJG)

394 For those who fear that the economy will not return, understand that once everyone is freed to pursue their businesses again, capital will once more will flow back to where it is needed, office folks will be called back to the office, construction workers back to the job site, and warehouse toilers back to the grind. Owners will seek and close on revolvers and non-revolving lines of credit to move things forward, even in the restaurant industry, and slowly at first but faster later, as long as taxes remain low and the government does not impose strangulating regulations, or crowd out the private sector with make work projects - it will all come back as before. Hang in there folks!

Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (32YRo)

395 By the way, notice how supine the ACLU and other purported civil rights groups are about things like shutting off power and water to California businesses considered non-compliant? The same threat was issued to Virginia gun owners when it became obvious there would be no compliance with what Richmond did.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (puu6v)

396 377 He's be changing his name to Cody Pfistee soon enough.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (8l/cK)

That ain't my fist.

Posted by: Big Dick Black at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (ABjxW)

397 You're in panic mode. If you truly believe this - why waste time here that could be better used prepping, hoarding, and digging defensive trench works ?
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (0otOH)

First off, I probably have better prep than many. But Second, I believe that Trump *DOES* understand this completely, and takes the same view. I think he knows it's absolutely essential to start pumping as much liquidity as possible out there as quickly as possible. If that means we adopt Yangs UBI for the foreseeable future, then that's what we'll do, If this means that we have to go full socialist until this is past, with only the hope that we can walk it back later, that's what we'll do.

And I do believe we WILL do that. I'm trying to convince you why we honestly have no other choice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM (trdmm)

398 Some folks actually do need killin,' so WooHoo has that much going for it, at least.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM (sWM8x)

399

Felony Rap For Coughing In Face Of Paramedic
Police: Woman, 38, shouted "I have the coronavirus"

MARCH 22--A woman arrested for assaulting her boyfriend shouted "I have the coronavirus" before intentionally coughing in the face of a paramedic who she sprayed with "copious amounts of saliva," police charge.

Responding early Wednesday to a domestic violence call in Lady Lake, an Orlando suburb, police encountered the bloodied victim. The man, whose nose was broken, told officers that he had been attacked by his girlfriend, LaDonald Shakkie Holmes.


and there is another woman spitting on the police, a youtube video

Coronavirus infected woman spits on arresting police officers

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM (vEIlU)

400 Are we doing Quarantine Cafe tonight?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 05:56 PM (un7FC)

If she's breathing

we're doing !!

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM (rpxSz)

401 >>> Heinlein was a genius.

Yes. Which is why the SJW left has been trying to memory hole him as a man with badthoughts.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM (hvf9s)

402 386

The order and the financing are now on indefinite hold. I have been financing the company and myself for these last 2 years while getting things arranged.

If I can go for 2 years surely some of the rest of you can go 2 frigging weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)

One would think. But I would not take the bet.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM (90T4r)

403 Sick leave doesn't do shit as long as everything's closed.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (kOpft)

404 Idiots get the bullet.

Thots get the D....and then the bullet.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (icI8A)

405 33
"The only way to be certain is to carefully draw a sample of his blood,
swab his cheek for a skin cell sample, dig a hole, shoot him in the
fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample of blood and skin
into the hole."



I didn't know Ace was an epidemiologist!





Posted by: Someguy
A bit harsh. I say shoot him twice in the stomach and once in the hole.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (8l/cK)

406 Trump: beyooootiful Olympics in 2021!

And he says he will be there.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (hvf9s)

407 If I can go for 2 years surely some of the rest of you can go 2 frigging weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)

Good Luck.

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (+0uDE)

408 JackStraw realize there are lots of people paycheck to paycheck.
Bills are still coming too, they don't stop because your not working.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (ZCEU2)

409 zombie,

check out the use of Mediterranean Lingua Franca as a Fake "Turkish" in a 1670 play

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediterranean_Lingua_Franca

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (PbpT7)

410 for the toilet lickers....how about the eat shit and die challenge

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (0O7c5)

411 Boy, Trump sure is being nice to congress, I would have been apoplectic by now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (r+sAi)

412 I wish I could get NukeMap back up and working. That was fun too.

You talking about Alex Wellerstein's Nukemap? It's still there:

https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (7s3Gx)

413 there HAS to be a paradigm shift when the 15 days ends!!! screw the governors - they are gaslighting us
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (j9HX3)


Want to know what I think ? Of course you don't !!! Because you're a rational person. But I'm gonna' tell you anyway.

Most Govs are going to shit their pants when the unemployment numbers come out, and this stupid advisory ends. A few hard liners like Cuomo will press on and fuck their states good and hard.

Granted - its easy for me to stay calm. I'm lucky to have plenty of work, sitting on a mountain of preps, and I never ate out much anyway.

Tom - I don't mean to sound like I'm bitching at you. You're a good dude. I just don't want to see you all wound up over this. It's gonna' pass, bud. Never let the fuckers see you sweat.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (0otOH)

414 >>No one is going to be made whole, that's not really what governments should be in the business of doing. Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (sjTfF)

One could be forgiven for suspecting that the impulse to solve a lengthy, complicated problem with a stroked-check solution will have, umm, lasting ramifications...

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (qXNVo)

415

Imagine...
the world without snakes, bugs, sharks, muslims, china, and internet influencers. And totalitarians.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (un7FC)

416 In Virus "Protest," Woman Licked Freezer Handle
Cops told Wisconsinite behavior was "uncalled for"

at The Smoking Gun

MARCH 19--As a manager worked nearby to sanitize a section of a Wisconsin grocery store, a 53-year-old woman licked the handle of a freezer door in what she later told cops was a "protest to the Coronavirus," according to a police report.

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (vEIlU)

417 I wasn't around for the Biden thread. Am I the only one who thinks he's had a crash?
Why hasn't been put somewhere where he'll be safe?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

418 Ohio still shut down over ten people dead. Ten?! How many people die on a normal day in East Cleveland??

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (icI8A)

419 >>Bills are still coming too, they don't stop because your not working.

I am beyond aware.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (ZLI7S)

420 Some toilet seats are just lucky.

Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (RuIsu)

421 386:

"If I can go for 2 years surely some of the rest of you can go 2 frigging weeks."

The problem, Jack, is we are hearing from the usual suspects two weeks won't be enough. Forever wouldn't be enough with them as long as we remain a capitalist country. It's time to stand firm on that two weeks because it is a game to them.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (puu6v)

422 Wish I could care about the Olympics.

But I don't.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (RU4sa)

423 Mnuchin there
Bill info?
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (vEIlU)
*******
I hope someone from OANN asks him about all the pork including money for JFK center, PBS, parts of green new deal, pay raises for Congressional peeps.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (wiXsO)

424 390 And for the record, I take pride in our heritage of being at heart an ungovernable people.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (w2QL7)

Ultimately, not the best Soviet or Chinese herd animal stock.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (90T4r)

425 Jane, from Trump:

"We want them to keep their workers and pay their workers"

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (hvf9s)

426
Then why are we not wiping out the nation that created the event?



---



Apparently Gov Coonman won't let more than 10 people report to Norfolk.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (w2QL7)
Snort!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (nAiE/)

427 After Generation Z, do they wrap back around and start over again, so that kids born after some date (2004?) become "Generation A"?

They either go to Hebrew letters or its like the Mayan Calendar and it all ends in 2012.


... oh wait ...

Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (C+evo)

428 >>I am beyond aware.


Well yeah - It's all that Pot Smoke.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (noaju)

429 If I can go for 2 years surely some of the rest of you can go 2 frigging weeks.
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Take that up with anyone that owns a comic book store.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (kOpft)

430 Lockdowns without local daily deaths in the hundreds (adjust however you like for local relevant population totals) won't last because people will just increasingly ignore.

Local officials that try to crack down on ignorers in such low death total circumstances will not last long. Only way lockdowns will stay in actual effect will be if deaths are high.

New York City might be a couple of months on lockdown, but by the end half the people will have moved to somewhere else that is not a hellhole.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (dYe5S)

431 Same with the overrated twat Ariana Grande. She and her pals went in to a donut shop a few years ago and were licking donuts and filming themselves being assholes thinking that they were so cool and edgy.

Make examples of them.

Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (oiNtH)

432 And except for a maybe 7 years ago getting layed off a few weeks I am now off longer than ever been since then.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (ZCEU2)

433 Okay Japan, you've got one more year to make anime real. Otherwise the Olympics are a failure.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (icI8A)

434 Coronavirus infected woman spits on arresting police officers
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM (vEIlU)


If the cops took her out back and tuned her up with nightsticks it would hardly merit a shrug from me.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (wGeit)

435 416 In Virus "Protest," Woman Licked Freezer Handle
Cops told Wisconsinite behavior was "uncalled for"

at The Smoking Gun

MARCH 19--As a manager worked nearby to sanitize a section of a Wisconsin grocery store, a 53-year-old woman licked the handle of a freezer door in what she later told cops was a "protest to the Coronavirus," according to a police report.
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (vEIlU)

---

Sometimes I wonder if we even deserve to survive as a species.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (RU4sa)

436 422 Wish I could care about the Olympics.

But I don't.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (RU4sa)

It might be nicely celebratory if the world survives!

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (7juvc)

437 The Congress gets a pay raise?!! Beyond despicable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (WI7YS)

438
Anyone here who feels it necessary to remind us on the virtues of conservatism and tough luck and shit like that needs to be banned.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (un7FC)

439
and there is another woman spitting on the police, a youtube video

Coronavirus infected woman spits on arresting police officers
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM
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Officers, May I suggest you use your nightsticks?

Posted by: Billy Ray at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (+0uDE)

440 If I can go for 2 years surely some of the rest of you can go 2 frigging weeks.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM

Seriously, No Shit. Tired of all the anecdotal stories.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (Dhht7)

441 New York City might be a couple of months on lockdown, but by the end half the people will have moved to somewhere else that is not a hellhole.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (dYe5S)

And there will still be a waitlist for rentals in Manhattan.

Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (ABjxW)

442 >>427
After Generation Z, do they wrap back around and start over again, so
that kids born after some date (2004?) become "Generation A"?
There will not be a "next generation."

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (qXNVo)

443 There's nothing fundamentally wrong with the economy, other than that we're temporarily not allowed to take part in it. This will pass.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (HmZuC)

444 I got something they can lick.

Corona Time!.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (Z+IKu)

445 I wish they didn't postpone them.

It's the year 2020, and Tokyo is about to explode!!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2020 06:04 PM (icI8A)

446 >>If the cops took her out back and tuned her up with nightsticks it would hardly merit a shrug from me.


I'd be inclined to forgive them if they swung by the National Zoo, afterwards and threw her in with the penguins.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:04 PM (noaju)

447 "I'm a nasty moths ******"
So, he's a moth fucker?

Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:04 PM (6XZdO)

448 I gather that daily fatalities have exceeded 10,000 a day by far.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:04 PM (1g7ch)

449 My guess is that, starting about age 12, her mamma's boyfriend started messing with her, because her mama did give him what he needs.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2020 06:04 PM (ZbwAu)

450
There is no cure and never will be a cure for Juan Williams

The cone of silence

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (aKsyK)

451 If I can go for 2 years surely some of the rest of you can go 2 frigging weeks.


Where'd you do time?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (mw1Wz)

452 442 >>427
After Generation Z, do they wrap back around and start over again, so
that kids born after some date (2004?) become "Generation A"?
There will not be a "next generation."
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (qXNVo)


I think we go to "generation AA"

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (wGeit)

453 How the state can pay for maybe 3,000,000 people is going to amaze me if it gets done.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (ZCEU2)

454 >>>Sometimes I wonder if we even deserve to survive as a species. Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (RU4sa)

Hard times create strong men
Strong men create good times
Good times create weak men
And, weak men create hard times.
-- G. Michael Hopf, Those Who Remain

We are at the last one, flipping up to the top one soon hopefully.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (hvf9s)

455 oh this is interesting: Church bells pealing all across France, RCC suggests citizens place a lighted candle in the window.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (E6tRR)

456 $2 trillion seems paltry. Surely our government can afford, say, $15 trillion, bigly.

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (qXNVo)

457 Out for groceries earlier, saw that a local gun store was open, in apparent defiance of the shutdown, so I went in and bought a couple boxes of ammo just to encourage him.

As far as grocery shopping goes, all appears pretty normal.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 25, 2020 06:06 PM (cqteU)

458 456 $2 trillion seems paltry. Surely our government can afford, say, $15 trillion, bigly.
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (qXNVo)

Thinking small, you are.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:06 PM (90T4r)

459 Eeyore - in her twitter she said it was tight, but I have my doubts

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:07 PM (ZCEU2)

460 16 Posted by: Hello there, fellow kids! at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (wGeit)

The average THOT and thought are as far apart as heaven is wide.

Posted by: sven at March 25, 2020 06:07 PM (oRLRa)

461 oh this is interesting: Church bells pealing all across France, RCC suggests citizens place a lighted candle in the window.

That ought to work, why didn't we all do that earlier?

Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 06:07 PM (C+evo)

462 Fauci has been moved to a position not directly behind the podium. Which is good. He fidgets.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (7juvc)

463 455 oh this is interesting: Church bells pealing all across France, RCC suggests citizens place a lighted candle in the window.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (E6tRR)

Oh Lordy...France has had enough devastating fires lately.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (cF8AT)

464 For pity sake... Now they're going after Trump for not mingling with his subjects.. Called him a King in his ivory tower...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (5bxa0)

465 459 Eeyore - in her twitter she said it was tight, but I have my doubts
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:07 PM (ZCE

Geez, I'm sure her parents are proud.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (7bcfy)

466 Might go scavenger hunting tomorrow, still looking for paper towels which are getting low in stock here.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)

467 Tortillas and wine still in abundance.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (n7enF)

468 >>oh this is interesting: Church bells pealing all across France, RCC suggests citizens place a lighted candle in the window.


So. They are coming by Land?

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (noaju)

469 Gawd that made me laugh.

Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (dVp8a)

470 Most Govs are going to shit their pants when the unemployment numbers
come out, and this stupid advisory ends. A few hard liners like Cuomo
will press on and fuck their states good and hard.

---
Folks are supposed to get paid at the end of the month, right?

If you're unessential and hourly, or salaried and unemployed due to the closure, you're not getting a paycheck.

Which means Governor Tyranny isn't getting his damned withholding. Let's see how that goes over.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (kOpft)

471 Mnuchin up

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (7juvc)

472 Damn, my Pierre Reverre sock fell off.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (noaju)

473 We are at the last one, flipping up to the top one soon hopefully.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (hvf9s)


What times create uncaring assholes ? Because my wife is pretty sure I grew up then.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (0otOH)

474 I come here not for CoronaVirus facts, cause, who the hell knows?. I am here for independent Horde thinking, and good senses of humor. Never ever disappoints.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (90T4r)

475 If you want to know who we are,
We are gentlemen of Japan.
On many a vase and jar,
On many a screen and fan,
We figure with lively paint,
Our attitudes queer and quaint,
You're wrong if you think they ain't.
Oh-ho! If that's you're idea you're wrong!

Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (QE8X6)

476 Dr Brix is a retired Army COL.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (ZfRYq)

477 It was a 30 days, around the horn ...
https://youtu.be/QJVl6Iuiy00

Don't want to wait til you know me better...
https://youtu.be/Gcj34XixuYg

After that, I'm down to Mr. Owl & the Tootsie Pop

Does anyone else have a "lick" playlist?

Posted by: Downcast at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (xgpfE)

478 422 Wish I could care about the Olympics.
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I won't watch one second of it unless they change their Marxist gender shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (sWM8x)

479 Five years for terrorist threat? Yes, because he is 26, not 6.

Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (r28kI)

480 Of course, right on cue, David French has a piece out saying that Trump is "dangerous and foolish" for wanting to restart the economy. David French thinks we'll all just be fine if we shut down and do nothing for 2 or 3 months.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (trdmm)

481 Meh, thanking Schumer.
Too nice.

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (vEIlU)

482 Coronavirus infected woman spits on arresting police officers
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM

they need those long loops on a stick, like for dogs

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (G546f)

483 Church bells pealing all across France, RCC suggests citizens place a lighted candle in the window.
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (E6tRR)


So people out late don't get mugged.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (1g7ch)

484 Jane, can your husband get a small business retention loan? It's forgiven as long as he keeps the employees.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (cF8AT)

485 462 Fauci has been moved to a position not directly behind the podium. Which is good. He fidgets.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (7juvc)

What is he doing with his hands??? Oh, God no!!!

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)

486 Can't trust a guy with an 'Mn' not separated by a vowel.


Unnerving.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (mw1Wz)

487 Left work early. I'm on the acute respiratory care team tomorrow. I'm fine.

Sitting out on the dock waiting for to ferry to take me home. It's sunny and chilly, about 40 degrees and the dock is swaying gently back and forth. It's a good time to be alive in the greatest county in history.

This is a bump in the road.

Go for a walk. You'll feel better.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (co70K)

488 Some toilet seats are just lucky.
Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (RuIsu)
.........

They taste like chicken.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

489 Number 4 son dropped by to leave flowers for his step-mom whose birthday was yesterday. She's been sick and was snoozing on the couch so he just left them on the table by her.

His place of business pulled him off of the welding job he was doing today so that he can start tomorrow on a priority order of 4000 specialized transducers for some type of ventilators.

One of the other kids today got her lay off notice.

This is how it is going to be for awhile for all of us: up and down - chaotic and not al all business as usual.

But we will be alright in the end even though many will go through some very, very difficult times.

I can think of no one better suited on the planet to help us pull it off than our President. Honestly.

Praise God He placed the Donald here, at this time, for us all.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (Y4EXg)

490 >>> What times create uncaring assholes ? Because my wife is pretty sure I grew up then. Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (0otOH)

Oh, those exist in all times. Same with hooker with hearts of gold and village idiots.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (hvf9s)

491 419 >>Bills are still coming too, they don't stop because your not working.

I am beyond aware.
Posted by: JackStraw


FHA, Fannie, & Freddie are letting apartment owners skip one or more payments if they don't kick people out. all the utilities in Dallas are working with people.

Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (nFwvY)

492 >>>487 Left work early. I'm on the acute respiratory care team tomorrow. I'm fine.

Sitting out on the dock waiting for to ferry to take me home. It's sunny and chilly, about 40 degrees and the dock is swaying gently back and forth. It's a good time to be alive in the greatest county in history.

This is a bump in the road.

Go for a walk. You'll feel better.
Posted by: Nurse ratched

what a great comment

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (PbpT7)

493
It's not Gen X eating Tide Pods.

That's Gen Y (also known as Millennials) doing that.
Posted by: SMH

=========

So we're still screwed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (G51Gf)

494 wow, same day SB lns

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (zr5Kq)

495 David French thinks we'll all just be fine if we shut down and do nothing for 2 or 3 months.

****

No he doesn't which is why he wants Trump to continue the shutdown. Anything, ANYTHING to ruin his reelection chances.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (+dsLj)

496 Can't trust a guy with an 'Mn' not separated by a vowel.

---

No kidding!

-Roy Damn Mercer

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (w2QL7)

497

"Of course, right on cue, David French has a piece out saying that Trump is "dangerous and foolish" for wanting to restart the economy. "

AND COARSE AND VULGAR

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (lg/F7)

498 Dr Brix is a retired Army COL.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (ZfRYq)

THE Dr. Hanz Blix?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:12 PM (1g7ch)

499 I noticed she didn't lick the back part of the seat that gets all the splatter.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

500 The scarf is gold and purple today.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:12 PM (mw1Wz)

501 This makes me glad that the only toilet I've used since March 14th is my own toilet.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 25, 2020 06:12 PM (H3MF8)

502 Go for a walk. You'll feel better.
Posted by: Nurse ratched


Best advice I've heard today... Bless you nurse for the work you and your fellow nurses do for us...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:12 PM (5bxa0)

503 Jane, can your husband get a small business retention loan? It's forgiven as long as he keeps the employees.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (cF8AT)



Coronavirus (COVID-19): Small Business Guidance and Loan Resources
https://tinyurl.com/wmdqkyc

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:12 PM (vEIlU)

504 This is a bump in the road.

Go for a walk. You'll feel better.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (co70K)

I make sure to take a walk every day. Working at home has not changed my routine.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (x8Wzq)

505 Funny story from my husband.

He's pulled up next to a police car on Abercorn, and there's some guy ambling across the street, who turns and flips off the cop.

Cop flips the guy off, and they start yelling at each other.


Husband said it was kind of amazing, in addition to being stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (ptqGC)

506 >>> Praise God He placed the Donald here, at this time, for us all.

For sure. Hillary would be drinking in a corner somewhere and muttering about the deplorables, same as she was on election night.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (hvf9s)

507 can think of no one better suited on the planet to help us pull it off than our President. Honestly.

Praise God He placed the Donald here, at this time, for us all.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (Y4EXg)

Amen!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (G546f)

508 Of course, right on cue, David French has a piece out saying that Trump
is "dangerous and foolish" for wanting to restart the economy. David
French thinks we'll all just be fine if we shut down and do nothing for 2
or 3 months.
---

Yes, well people who already spend their time doing nothing of value aren't seeing the problem here.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (kOpft)

509 I can't imagine the depth of stupidity it takes to lick a toilet seat
THESE are the people you 'social distance' from

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (iTXRQ)

510 Fight for $15 Trillion!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (dNzKv)

511 "AND KEEP YOUR GUM IN YOUR MOUTH AND NOT ON CHAIRS, FILTHY WHORES"

Posted by: PDT at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (mw1Wz)

512 Where is a good Woolly Rhinoceros when you need it. They used to take care of the foolish of our species.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (FTlwv)

513 This is a bump in the road.

Go for a walk. You'll feel better.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (co70K)
----------
Bless you. Son starts his regular wed-wed overnight shift in a large hospital lab soon. God bless all the front line workers.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (aKgvL)

514 Mnuchin interrupted the president...sheesh

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (Sod+H)

515
Jane, can your husband get a small business retention loan? It's forgiven as long as he keeps the employees.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (cF8AT)


He's made an appointment to talk with his bank tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (ptqGC)

516


New game for Joe Biden!

Finish a sentence!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (lg/F7)

517 This is how it is going to be for awhile for all of us: up and down - chaotic and not al all business as usual.

But we will be alright in the end even though many will go through some very, very difficult times.

I can think of no one better suited on the planet to help us pull it off than our President. Honestly.

Praise God He placed the Donald here, at this time, for us all.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (Y4EXg)

Well said Tonypete!!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (cF8AT)

518 Go for a walk. You'll feel better.
Posted by: Nurse ratched


The bastards just ain't going to beat me down.

I've been watching this stupid shit for over twenty years now. I'm too the point that I just will not give them the satisfaction of seeing me sweat.

Not. Gonna'. Do. It.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (0otOH)

519 Well that's good, he gets that our Independence is more important than cheap imported shit.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (kOpft)

520 Guess my biz won't qualify the forgiven loan programs. Too much in assets is what my banker told me. That's what I get for putting money in a rainy day fund.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (Dhht7)

521 Imagine how much stimulus we could create by sending every American $1 million? It would only cost $350 million in a package that already costs $2 trillion!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (dNzKv)

522 "495 David French thinks we'll all just be fine if we shut down and do nothing for 2 or 3 months.

****

No he doesn't which is why he wants Trump to continue the shutdown. Anything, ANYTHING to ruin his reelection chances."

Tell French is this drags on another few weeks, troops will have to be withdrawn from the Middle East. His sugar daddies will tell him to change his tune then.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (puu6v)

523 Fauci has been moved to a position not directly behind the podium. Which is good. He fidgets.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (7juvc)

What is he doing with his hands??? Oh, God no!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)


always touching his face

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (vEIlU)

524 499 I noticed she didn't lick the back part of the seat that gets all the splatter.
Posted by: wth

She is so foul. That video makes me gag.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (7bcfy)

525 Has Super Christian David French offered to give up his salary?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (Uu+Jp)

526 Mnuchin interrupted the president...sheesh

'Mn'

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (mw1Wz)

527 He's made an appointment to talk with his bank tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (ptqGC)

Oh good!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (cF8AT)

528 Nurse ratched, thanks for the work you do
Stay healthy, stay safe

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (G546f)

529 So we're still screwed.

Sounds like you don't have hope in the Toilet Licking Generation.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (C+evo)

530 >>Praise God He placed the Donald here, at this time, for us all.



Trump signs this piece of shit Bill into Law, I won't be praising anyone.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (noaju)

531
Lockdowns without local daily deaths in the hundreds (adjust however you like for local relevant population totals) won't last because people will just increasingly ignore.

Local officials that try to crack down on ignorers in such low death total circumstances will not last long. Only way lockdowns will stay in actual effect will be if deaths are high.

New York City might be a couple of months on lockdown, but by the end half the people will have moved to somewhere else that is not a hellhole.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (dYe5S)
-----------
The problem is the long incubation period. You get infected on February 1, don't get sick until February 6-10, maybe not sick until Feb 15; and then two-three weeks after that you get hospitalized. In the interim, you infected another 3-5 people, and those 3-5 people infected another 3-5 people that infected another 3-5 people, easily totaling over 100 people in one short month.

Those New Yorkers are spreading the Chinese Communist Plague wherever they flee.

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (+0uDE)

532 >>I make sure to take a walk every day. Working at home has not changed my routine.

My dog is now looking at me like "again", when I tell him it's time for another walk.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (ZLI7S)

533 Maybe it was a brand-new never-been-used toilet seat on a private plane?

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (7juvc)

534 Tortillas and wine still in abundance.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (n7enF)



This could work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (XVuno)

535 Posted by: Nurse ratched

Proud to be an American with people like you in it.

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (K22Va)

536

Can you imagine Salty Joe trying to make his way through this?

Holy hell.

"Uh, well, look, we are trying things! My time's up."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (lg/F7)

537 526 Mnuchin interrupted the president...sheesh

'Mn'
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (mw1Wz)


Manganese?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (YqDXo)

538 All I can say, is why can't I run into any of these assholes who want to spread the virus?

I've got a yuge amount of anger backed up inside of me, and going mediaeval on someone's ass would relieve a lot of stress.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (2JVJo)

539 It's better if you...disassemble the body and dispose of the pieces in different locations.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (NWiLs)

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (Vy7tf)

540 In honor of Saint Greta, the next generation should use one of those Skandi letters with an umlaut or maybe one of those conjoined ae monstrosities.

Posted by: Downcast at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (xgpfE)

541 The President looks tired.

Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (a0IVu)

542 >>Manganese?


Where!?

Posted by: A Snake at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (noaju)

543 Fight for $15 Trillion!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (dNzKv)


Go for $30T.
That is only something like $100000 per person.

The Govment can get it back by selling the children and grandchildren for monkey chow.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (1g7ch)

544
Well, WuFlu has come to my little town of Simpsonville, SC. Some jackwagon at the local Home Depot, an employee, tested positive. He (or she, maybe xe or zhe) has probably spread it all over the place.

Now, our local hospital system, calls itself Prisma now, developed a device (based on various hacks) to allow 4 patients to share one ventilator. It's an adapter of sorts with some features that are software controlled. They are 3D printing them now.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (rCwaK)

545 It's better if you...disassemble the body and dispose of the pieces in different locations.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (NWiLs)


You gonna eat that?

Posted by: Zombie Dahlmer at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (Vy7tf)

546 "New game for Joe Biden! Finish a sentence!"

How about, every time he flubs a line, you take a drink. You keep drinking until his flub ends, and he starts speaking English again.

Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (6XZdO)

547 Nurse Ratched's post reads like the lyrics to "Handlebars."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (icI8A)

548 Well, I'm happy that my School Board member is taking this seriously:

Kimberly and I will launch "QuaranSTREAMs" TOMORROW at 7pm and continue every Thursday and Sunday at 7pm on Facebook and Instagram. These are designed to be interactive "fireside chat" style gatherings to connect folks to what is happening.
Each stream will 1. begin with live sessions offering the most updated information I have, 2. followed by answers to your questions on the spot, and 3. finally with a topic of community interest.
If more information is needed, I will take notes and help provide more information in the following call.
Please visit bit.ly/quaranstreams at those times to tune in. More details will also be posted on my unofficial Facebook and Instagram pages.
We will be providing live resources and Q&A translation of these streams in Spanish, Arabic, and Korean as well.
Be sure to leave comments or let us know what we can focus in on to help. The plan is to utilize a portion of these sessions to offer student support as well.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (w2QL7)

549 The video also has text on it that reads, "I'm a nasty moths ******!!!"...

...shoot him in the fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample of blood and skin into the hole.

--------

I'm just sayin' Ace is right. It's high damn time these perverts got justice!

Posted by: Moth at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (II2Y0)

550 We are not a patient people. History proves it.

Posted by: tubal
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.

Posted by: Godzilla at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (KAi1n)

551 Fucking Iranians.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

552 Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (co70K)
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Bless you. Son starts his regular wed-wed overnight shift in a large hospital lab soon. God bless all the front line workers.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (aKgvL)

Mega-dittos. Got two sisters in the health care business and an SiL who is a nurse at a VA hospital. Funnily enough, some of the grumpy old guys call her Nurse Ratched.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (x8Wzq)

553 536

Can you imagine Salty Joe trying to make his way through this?

Holy hell.

"Uh, well, look, we are trying things! My time's up."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (lg/F7)



He gets lost on the way to the bathroom.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (Sod+H)

554 Did we ever find out who the woman was that Trump mentioned at a presser that was rescued the other day?

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (cF8AT)

555 Fauci has been moved to a position not directly behind the podium. Which is good. He fidgets.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (7juvc)



What is he doing with his hands??? Oh, God no!!!

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)



always touching his face

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (vEIlU)


It's a shame he doesn't know any medical experts that could tell him that's not a good habit.

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (kOpft)

556 Trump signs this piece of shit Bill into Law, I won't be praising anyone.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (noaju)

This is the reason I've been posting how dire things are, even if it sounds extreme. Now I don't know everything in this bill - I hope Nancy didn't get what she wanted - but he will deserve all the praise we have to give for pushing this, and for signing it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (trdmm)

557 Fucking Iranians.

The American who died?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:19 PM (5bxa0)

558 The problem is the long incubation period. You get infected on February 1, don't get sick until February 6-10, maybe not sick until Feb 15; and then two-three weeks after that you get hospitalized.

Posted by: rd


Or you don't. Like the seasonal flu.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 06:19 PM (Vddbf)

559 "Kimberly and I will launch 'QuaranSTREAMs'"

Are they reading from the Quaran?

Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:19 PM (6XZdO)

560 Who cares about inflation. You just add zeros to the bills.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:19 PM (dNzKv)

561 oh no! there goes tokyo

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 06:19 PM (0O7c5)

562 . . .developed a device (based on various hacks) to allow 4 patients to share one ventilator. It's an adapter of sorts with some features that are software controlled. They are 3D printing them now.

Necessity is the mother of invention.
Posted by: publius

---

Probably used a boatload of PVC elbows from Home Depot and duct tape!

And I thought Zappa was with the Mothers of Invention. Oh Mis Hum. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 06:19 PM (Y4EXg)

563 Fucking Iranians.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)


yep

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (vEIlU)

564 New game for Joe Biden!

Finish a sentence!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (lg/F7)
......

...........paste!

...........that's number one, number two.....

...........*cough*

...........well my times up.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

565 >>545
It's better if you...disassemble the body and dispose of the pieces in different locations.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (NWiLs)


If you'd watched "Struggle: The Life and Art of Stanislaus Szukalski," you'd have said "it's better if you...carry your father's body from the morgue to your studio, disassemble the body, and in this manner teach yourself the anatomy that you will use for your sculpting career."

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (qXNVo)

566 Shut up, scrunt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (XVuno)

567 >>The American who died?

Yea. They've had Levinson for over a decade and now it sounds like he's dead.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)

568 If you are over 40...do not read below cause reliving seeds of shame and the rail engines of evil serve no purpose except for pulp fiction writers.

Ok.now...back in the 50s/60s everybody was dumber.
To check the temperature of a rugrat at the dr's office they pull out a bat sized analogtempscsk. In the middle its brimming full of fucking liquid fucking mercury. Yeahhh its in your tuna.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (gq3Ph)

569 Are you ready?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (YqDXo)

570 are any of you morons on peloton?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (0O7c5)

571 DB - good point, maybe socal distancing isn't a bad idea after all

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (ZCEU2)

572 Fauchi scatches his face like a chimp at the zoo.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (E7vND)

573 >>> Has Super Christian David French offered to give up his salary? Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (Uu+Jp)

On the Five, it was revealed celeb doctors in NYC are being asked by their rich patients to hoard the malaria drug for them, so they can have it case they need it. Nevermind that means someone dying in a hospital might not get it.

Apparently Ryan Reynolds is giving money to bartenders. Good. All celebs who claim to be of the people should give till it hurts, and practice self sacrifice, instead of hiding away in their mansions and trying to pull strings to grab drugs and protect themselves.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (hvf9s)

574 I've decided the female reporters are THE worst.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (cF8AT)

575 Shut up, bitch. The President is speaking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (YqDXo)

576
"There are certain people...in your profession..."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (G51Gf)

577 Ace is right about gateway board games, but it absolutely should be the other way around. It should be, here, you can shoot fire lasers from your eyes to kill dragons, and by the way, I also have this board game about trains, and one about getting sheep for my village.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (icI8A)

578 At least Trump switched to evening pressers to avoid tanking market when he sounds like an idiot.

Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (MRH9j)

579 541 The President looks tired.
Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (a0IVu)


He ought to be, dealing with this dumpster fire.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (90T4r)

580 Why dont they ask if people pushing to keep the country closed want to do so for political reasons?

Only Trump has a political reason for anything?

Fuck off cunt.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (+dsLj)

581 Now, our local hospital system, calls itself Prisma now, developed a device (based on various hacks) to allow 4 patients to share one ventilator. It's an adapter of sorts with some features that are software controlled. They are 3D printing them now.

Necessity is the mother of invention.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (rCwaK)


Now they cannot complain when told to send 3/4 of their total to NY.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (1g7ch)

582 Don't touch your face!!!

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (EgshT)

583 Hilarious. Trump kinda unleashed there.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (El6T/)

584 Holy cow.

There are people in your profession who write fake news. She does (he points) and you do...


Love him

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (vEIlU)

585 But did he get it from the toilet seat? Or did he already have it, and spread it to the toilet seat, and thereby to innocent people?


I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
And grabbed my meat
I got it from the toilet seat
- Frank Zappa

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (SchxB)

586

I'm interested in the Fed provisions in this bill, and whether the measure to allow them to buy stocks directly on the market made it through.

They are already buying corporate debt, using these SPVs (Special Purpose Vehicles). Rather than the Fed putting it on their balance sheet directly, they set up an SPV. They lend to the SPV (and buy lending, I mean digitally printing the money) and the SPV then buys up the shit.

This is a trick to prevent distressed shit from officially being on their balance sheet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (rCwaK)

587 "There are certain people...in your profession..."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (G51Gf)


"... which is, of course, the oldest ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

588

Don is going after the mediots now.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (lg/F7)

589 Doesn't look tired to me at all.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (w2QL7)

590 Like angry Trump....he needs to show more of that.

Posted by: lizabth at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (L3Rsz)

591 Wow A WET MARKET QUESTION. RACIST

Posted by: Redenzo at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (E7vND)

592 I work in a convenience store. Part of my job during this crisis is to sanitize high-traffic areas in the store - 15 minutes every hour for an eight-hour shift. That includes counters, coffee makers, the fountain bar, and ... toilets and sinks. Five years in the hoosegouw isn't enough time for those dumbasses.

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (Pqytn)

593 Trump in presser: "There are people in your profession who write fake news...you do, she does."

Hah!

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (hvf9s)

594 Mnuchin's not going to be at the next presser.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (Sod+H)

595 The troll dreams of Hillary at the Helm.

Heh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (XVuno)

596 How the hell is this hand talker?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (ZLI7S)

597 At least Trump switched to evening pressers to avoid tanking market when he sounds like an idiot.

*************

Go eat a bag of china flu infested dicks and then fuck a chainsaw, sport.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (+dsLj)

598 lol

Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (nFwvY)

599 It looks like the infection rate is growing just as fast in equatorial countries. The "warm weather will save us" theory might be bunk. The equatorial countries are still in the early stages of the pandemic, so it may flatten, but initially it doesn't look good.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (dNzKv)

600 Apparently Ryan Reynolds is giving money to bartenders. Good. All celebs who claim to be of the people should give till it hurts, and practice self sacrifice, instead of hiding away in their mansions and trying to pull strings to grab drugs and protect themselves.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (hvf9s)

Ty Burrell is doing something like that for service industry folks in Utah. Which is weird since he's not from Utah.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (x8Wzq)

601 Who.. sheesh

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (ZLI7S)

602 Is this guy Italian?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (XVuno)

603 Since isolation has started i have a circuit-grocery store liquor store, pet store, beer place and home.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

604 Good gestures.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (YqDXo)

605 "How many deaths are acceptable?"



Trump: None. To me? None.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (cF8AT)

606 I don't think Mnunchin's doing a bad job in this at all.

Posted by: lizabth at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (L3Rsz)

607 Mnuchin's not going to be at the next presser.

Butt-mnuch.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (mw1Wz)

608 are any of you morons on peloton?
Posted by: phoenixgirl


Tried. After the seat colonoscopy, no.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (Vddbf)

609 602 Is this guy Italian?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (XVuno)


Frustrated conductor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

610 Most equatorial countries are shitholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (NEu0P)

611 All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain We be like they are
Come on baby
Don't fear the reaper
Baby take my hand
Don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly
Don't fear the reaper
Baby I'm your man

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (NWiLs)

612 From a respiratory specialist good news if you do get it your immune or at less susceptible to the Wuhan virus.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (ZCEU2)

613 599 It looks like the infection rate is growing just as fast in equatorial countries. The "warm weather will save us" theory might be bunk

==

well that sucks

how about the "not spreading where malaria is rndemic theory?"

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (G546f)

614 "How many deaths are acceptable?"

"Of reporters?" Thinks ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

615 Gawd that made me laugh.

Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (dVp8a)

God: *puts hands on hips* "Me help me! As Me as my witness, I am not here for your amusement!"

Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (32YRo)

616 Trump talks to them like they're children.

Heh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (XVuno)

617 Apparently Ryan Reynolds is giving money to bartenders. Good. All celebs who claim to be of the people should give till it hurts, and practice self sacrifice, instead of hiding away in their mansions and trying to pull strings to grab drugs and protect themselves.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (hvf9s)


I linked his video there the other day.

He compares hollywood actors to less than... pretty much everyone out there in terms of important. It was great.

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (vEIlU)

618 "Mr. President, how many deaths are acceptable to you?"

My husband just yelled so much profanity at the TV. And he typically doesn't swear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (ptqGC)

619 are any of you morons on peloton?
Posted by: phoenixgirl

75 lb Everlast, and MMA gloves. And planks. And bourbon.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (x8Wzq)

620 Gotcha reporter: "How many deaths are acceptable?"

My answer: one. You for asking a dumb question.

Trump answered none, correct.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (hvf9s)

621 Who is this asshole?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (YqDXo)

622
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (+dsLj)

========

why are you not only feeding but quoting the troll? one of the cobs went over this very thing a day or two ago.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (G51Gf)

623 "Of reporters?" Thinks ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

LOL!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (cF8AT)

624 599 It looks like the infection rate is growing just as fast in equatorial countries. The "warm weather will save us" theory might be bunk. The equatorial countries are still in the early stages of the pandemic, so it may flatten, but initially it doesn't look good.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (dNzKv)

Eh, who knows??? Grilling burgers tonight.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (90T4r)

625 What Ava has though probably is the gift that keeps on giving

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)

626 The John Hopkins map already shows the reports of new cases to be leveling off from March 23rd assuming theyre not fucking up the numbers.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (+dsLj)

627 Obama: "We can absorb more terrorist attacks."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

628 How many people would live if these stupid presses would end. The preparation and the time put in to conduct this is enormous. I'd rather Debbie looking through a microsscope.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (E7vND)

629 These retards are used to tripping up republican presidents.

Good luck, fools.

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (vEIlU)

630 75 lb Everlast, and MMA gloves. And planks. And bourbon.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (x8Wzq)

And bad decisions!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

631 nooooood

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (vEIlU)

632 What patience for complete fvcking idiots.

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (K22Va)

633 Do they ever have anything but gotcha questions?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (5bxa0)

634 Gotcha reporter: "How many deaths are acceptable?"

My answer: yours.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (Uu+Jp)

635 The Brazilian activist bitch again - looks like her makeup got quarantined.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (mw1Wz)

636 Big beautiful wall

Posted by: Redenzo at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (E7vND)

637 Wait, lady. We only allow Americans to ask questions here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (XVuno)

638 Most equatorial countries are shitholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (NEu0P)


Yes. And if the virus failed to penetrate, it would be encouraging for us going in to summer. But they are seeing 20% daily growth, with cases so far only in the hundreds. So it may be that there is a cluster, and it stops here, but it does not seem to be the case.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (dNzKv)

639 Love the classic nasal Brazilian accent.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (El6T/)

640 409 zombie,

check out the use of Mediterranean Lingua Franca as a Fake "Turkish" in a 1670 play

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediterranean_Lingua_Franca
Posted by: ace


Fascinating!

THIS is what people should be forced to speak on "Talk Like A Pirate Day" (which I otherwise simply loathe as a fake holiday).

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (N9G0H)

641 538 All I can say, is why can't I run into any of these assholes who want to spread the virus?

I've got a yuge amount of anger backed up inside of me, and going mediaeval on someone's ass would relieve a lot of stress.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (2JVJo)


That's what I was thinking. If I was walking through the grocery store and saw someone licking the ice cream, well, I'd probably have to spend the night in jail.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (wGeit)

642 Cuomo went all if it only saves 1 life crap and you know that baby killer doesn't believe that for a second.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (ZCEU2)

643 Yes, reporterette, international lifting of sanctions and tariffs will work wonders...

Posted by: Vendette at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (nRNOc)

644 522 "495 David French thinks we'll all just be fine if we shut down and do nothing for 2 or 3 months.

****

No he doesn't which is why he wants Trump to continue the shutdown. Anything, ANYTHING to ruin his reelection chances."

Tell French is this drags on another few weeks, troops will have to be withdrawn from the Middle East. His sugar daddies will tell him to change his tune then.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (puu6v)

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We should pull all our troops out immediately, starting with Ashcanistan, then Western Europe.

Put them into quarantine for two weeks. Probably need to do it in phases, so DEFINITELY start with Afghanistan.

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (+0uDE)

645 1) Lighter.....check.

2) Hair.......check.

3) Airplane Toilet seat.......check.

4) Fish Tank Cleaner.......check.

Did I forget anything?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (Z+IKu)

646 I wonder if these "journalists" are even aware that both stupid AND partisan just isn't a good look.

Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (NiXyF)

647 >>> Ty Burrell is doing something like that for service industry folks in Utah. Which is weird since he's not from Utah. Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (x8Wzq)

He has made Utah a second home and loves it. And we love him here. I was so happy to hear he was doing that!

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (hvf9s)

648 The problem is the long incubation period. You get infected on February 1, don't get sick until February 6-10, maybe not sick until Feb 15; and then two-three weeks after that you get hospitalized. In the interim, you infected another 3-5 people, and those 3-5 people infected another 3-5 people that infected another 3-5 people, easily totaling over 100 people in one short month.

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (+0uDE)

Nah, even the COVID ACT NOW panic mongers don't assume R0 (number of people each person infects) of 3 or more.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (dYe5S)

649 Of course nood, getting close to all 6

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (ZCEU2)

650 638 Most equatorial countries are shitholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (NEu0P)


Yes. And if the virus failed to penetrate, it would be encouraging for us going in to summer. But they are seeing 20% daily growth, with cases so far only in the hundreds. So it may be that there is a cluster, and it stops here, but it does not seem to be the case.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (dNzKv)


Summer is not going to save us. The reason colds and flus spread more readily in the winter months is because people spend more time indoors around other people. We're already getting less contact with other people than we get in a normal summer.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (wGeit)

651 Heinlein was married.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (wGeit)

Three times. That we know of.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (SXmvw)

652 I wonder how many casualties are acceptable to the Generals?

None, not one. Which is why we are going to hunker down and shelter in place.


Ask DOT

None, not one. Which why we are closing all modes of transportation, even the sidewalks.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (1g7ch)

653 Fauchi was a jockey in the '60's. Financed his med school while riding.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (E7vND)

654 Funny as hell to watch Fauci get put on the political hot spot. Is than an OAN reproter?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (puu6v)

655 Welcome to my world.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (Sod+H)

656 Cody Pfister? Sounds like the perfect name for his upcoming jail time. Hopefully he shares a cell with Ben Dover.

Posted by: Mookie at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (3vIkC)

657 "... dig a hole..."

Posted by: Rich at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (/Zade)

658 What kind of Bizarro world did i enter where Ace isn't siding with a whore?

Posted by: Rbastid at March 26, 2020 12:11 AM (4xc10)

659
Hey

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2020 12:44 AM (G51Gf)

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