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Young Internet Influencers Have a New Way to Get Attention: Licking Stuff in Public to Spread Coronavirus
You know what gallows humor means?
It means I'm going to laugh my ass off when angry mobs start lynching these fuckers in the street.A man in Missouri was arrested after licking a row of products on a Walmart shelf and filming it, then posting it to social media. Before licking the items he said, "Who's scared of the coronavirus?" The video also has text on it that reads, "I'm a nasty moths ******!!!" ... The Riverfront Times reported Tuesday that the man, 26-year-old Cody Pfister, was charged with "making a terrorist threat."Tim Pool said he's facing five years in prison -- which sounds right to me. I don't care that it's a prank. It's stupid and it's in callous disregard of other people's safety -- just to get some internet attention.
Here's another stupid social-media "fame" chasing thot who deserves some jail time. She filmed herself doing the "Coronavirus Challenge," which consisted of her licking an airplane toilet seat.
Please RT this so people can know how to properly be sanitary on the airplane 🥰😅 pic.twitter.com/x7GX9b4Lxc
— Ava Louise (ig @avalouiise) (@realavalouiise) March 14, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 05:13 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 05:14 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 05:14 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Iris at March 25, 2020 05:14 PM (lSFe/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 05:14 PM (QrImU)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 05:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:15 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 05:15 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Here is the new interview with the Biden accuser. This one is a lot more than hair sniffing.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (Nyx5N)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)
It's "thot", Ace. Thot.
Posted by: Hello there, fellow kids! at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (QrImU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (juQf+)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)
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Cutting it a bit close, there, aren't you?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: ZOMBIE ZAPPA at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (yOkTY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (dNzKv)
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And as long as we allow them to vote in our elections, we get to share in their sentence.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (kOpft)
perfect
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:15 PM (ptqGC)
Fister......I hardly KNEW her.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (90T4r)
The store had to throw out all the produce and disinfect the bins.
Little bastards should have been arrested for destroying property, at the very least.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (MmFTx)
The internet brought forth an age of extreme stupid. I don't see it ending.... ever.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 05:18 PM (QrImU)
Think locally, act locally.
AP: In keeping with the Trump Administration pledge to empower localities to pursue whatever practical measures they can to stem the tide of infection, police departments across the nation are asserting that they will "look the other way" when citizens selectively kill fruit-licking teenagers in grocery stores.
"We have other things to attend to," said police commissioner Buzz Tango. "You see some kid licking an apple? Do your neighbors a favor. Kill him."
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 05:18 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 25, 2020 05:18 PM (E7vND)
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I don't, uh, remember, toushing, uh, what day is it?
Posted by: Joe Biden, man of Washington DC experience at March 25, 2020 05:18 PM (kOpft)
I didn't know Ace was an epidemiologist!
Posted by: Someguy at March 25, 2020 05:18 PM (Zm+LZ)
Today, these kids can't imagine anything beyond the internet.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 05:18 PM (vPKfA)
Clearly you have time on your hands. I'm not going through a months worth of archives. What have I said that hasn't come to fruition?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
This is what ball peen hammers were made for.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (ptqGC)
The store had to throw out all the produce and disinfect the bins.
Little bastards should have been arrested for destroying property, at the very least.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
I hear the little bastards can't resist a bowl of antifreeze.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (90T4r)
Or harvested.
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (aKsyK)
The store had to throw out all the produce and disinfect the bins.
Little bastards should have been arrested for destroying property, at the very least.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
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I was a really dumb teen, but even I was smart enough not to think to myself, "Self, we're having food shortages, so, let's go cough all over some food so it has to be tossed! It'll be fun!"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (w+Ped)
I despaired at what the selection would look like, and was in the mood to try some bourbon.
This is Kentucky. They had bourbon. I think their bourbon and whiskey selection now encompasses fully half the store.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (QrImU)
Posted by: Igor at March 25, 2020 05:20 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 05:20 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 25, 2020 05:20 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: azalea city at March 25, 2020 05:20 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 05:20 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2020 05:21 PM (r6GXX)
Posted by: Igor at March 25, 2020 05:21 PM (/LQkF)
What I thought too, like a soulless doll.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2020 05:21 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2020 05:21 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 05:22 PM (87Z/P)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 05:22 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Coronavirus at March 25, 2020 05:22 PM (yk557)
Well, it is rather dispiriting. On the other hand, think of your children-if you have ones in their 20's or other ones you know- who aren't doing this. This wouldn't even occur to my son. His is finally back doing college work with online study (Thank you, God!) where he stretches out on the couch while the cat sits purring beside him. I'd rather he be IN school, but at least he's not licking toilet bowls on coughing on produce.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 05:23 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 05:23 PM (QrImU)
Statement from the family:
https://tinyurl.com/yx5ykv6u
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (ptqGC)
One big difference between this economic crisis and the one in 2008-2009 is that government has shut down entire sections of the economy here. Wisely or not, the problem is self inflicted in some ways. You cannot kill someones job, and then offer nothing in return. For instance, not one waitress asked to be terminated, the government has taken that job from them.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee
Government killed a ton of jobs. Many which won't be coming back.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (Vddbf)
What kind of an idiot would lick an airplane toilet, virus or no virus?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Boomers: eat fish tank cleaner
Gen X: eats Tide Pods
Gen Z: licks toilets
I think the Millenials are our salvation. God help us.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 05:19 PM (d7Ww2)
I miss the simple joys of new threads. Kids. They are a gift.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (QrImU)
And Hepatitis C.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (Vddbf)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (noaju)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (ZfRYq)
And be right back at it.
The guy who burglarized my house had a warrant for failure to comply with probation conditions for felony burglary in another County.
He was arrested for the probation violation, given new conditions and violated again. The court just dismissed on statute of limitations. He was never even arrested for burglary of my house.
If I catch him in my house he's dying of lead poisoning.
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (kpVe/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (WEBkv)
Sad to be so degraded, so early in life.
Posted by: Simplemind at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (Pubvw)
They locked down for 7 weeks.
There were TONS of restaurants that just closed forever.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (ZfRYq)
The libs would let him out on account he might be subject to CoVid in jail.
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (hOMhY)
Until April 23rd, at least.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 458 meters at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (3inwt)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (G546f)
I'm retired Army and just received an email from Uncle Sam asking if I'd be willing to return to active duty? They are specifically looking for nurses and doctors.
I wasn't one of those.
Sigh...
And meanwhile these little shits are going around licking stuff. WTF???
They don't deserve the country I fought for.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: YIKES! at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (t6XCL)
We're both beginning to get depressed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (0otOH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Joey Biden at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (r+sAi)
Immediate feedback is always the best. Keeps the courts and jails empty too.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (+0uDE)
There are some people out there...that need...NEED...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvqpE-h1N7Q
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (E6tRR)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (ZCEU2)
But I like your version much better than the traditional one.
Laughing with a Schadenboner while a stupid Fucker receives the rightful penalty for stupidity.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (dtV0Y)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)
"Stupid is as stupid does.." - Forrest Gump
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: pookysgirl, couch grouch at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Washington at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (LWu6U)
I'm okay with three people hung by the neck in the produce section as a warning to others. Simply shoulder them aside to get to the celery.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (QE8X6)
I wasn't one of those.
Sigh...
I'm active duty Army, and the Air Force sent an email to my military email asking if i want to join the Air Force.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (dNzKv)
Mommy never loved her and Daddy never hugged her.
Same as all whores, really.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (noaju)
swab his cheek for a skin cell sample, dig a hole, shoot him in the
fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample of blood and skin
into the hole.
I lol'd.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (mw1Wz)
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Well, at least they're pushing a bunch of money into the economy while it's shut down, so whatever's currently available will be worth more.
Yes, I know that's not a good thing.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (r+sAi)
Hundreds of newspapers are going out of business.
Mostly alt-weeklies, and smaller newspapers.
Oh, but zombie, LOCAL JOURNALISM is so important! How can you delight in its death?
Here's how: Even 95% of "local newspapers" are controlled by leftists. We need to kill the media in order to save it.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (N9G0H)
Immediate feedback is always the best. Keeps the courts and jails empty too.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (+0uDE)
We're heading that direction. Once people start to believe the courts have become ineffectual it's open season.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (wGeit)
We're both beginning to get depressed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM
Be of good cheer Jane and roll up the sleeves. In situations such as these, opportunity comes from the strangest places. A good group of employees can be resourceful. Who knows what can emerge from it all???
Prayers and fingers crossed.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (axyOa)
Fox reporting some idiots went to a "coronavirus party" and are now testing positive (in Kentucky, I believe).
Justice Dept. saying they will charge people deliberately trying to infect others with terrorism.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Bat Soup Nazi at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (dNzKv)
You must be a hell of a golfer.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (dNzKv)
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Hot dog. Maybe you can engage them in a bidding war. Bonus: you have COVID-19 experience. That's got to up the ante.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (BJKQV)
Zoomers are doomers.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
Try to remember - neither of you caused this, nor could you have possibly anticipated it. And every job you don't cut is a good thing.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (0otOH)
Yes indeed, better safe than sorry.
(Also, thoughtless thot has nailed the thot look. That was not a compliment.)
Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (1FhAQ)
My father used to say about my sister that "She hadn't spent time in the trenches." That was a world war I term for people who did not realize how serious life was and how you needed to deal with hardship without being a whiney bitch.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2020 05:28 PM (LWu6U)
Also www.whitehouse.gov.
And www.whitehouse.gov/live for the one that's on. Up in a few minutes?
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (7juvc)
Sad to be so degraded, so early in life.
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Probably giving it away for free like the rest of pornhub.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020
Write them back and tell them your parents were legally married so you probably don't qualify for the Air Force.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (un7FC)
We're both beginning to get depressed.
Sorry.. I'm going stir crazy in the "lock down".. They have even now closed all parks and playgrounds... I have to walk the neighborhood on narrow sidewalks for my morning stroll instead of the nice wide open air park I used to walk in
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (Nyx5N)
Ain't that a nice big checkmark against DJT?
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (ZCEU2)
The only way to be certain is to carefully draw a sample of his blood,
swab his cheek for a skin cell sample, dig a hole, shoot him in the
fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample of blood and skin
into the hole.
Bravo!
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (kpVe/)
As you quietly say to the burglar
"Who else knows you are here?"
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (QE8X6)
I bet he'll never forget that time he spat on the vegetables in 2020.
Instant karma.
Video: https://tinyurl.com/tqwka36
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (cF8AT)
Are you all hearing it now??
Informer by Snow!
and I don't mind hearing it!
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Charles Darwin at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (iQmdl)
How's she doin?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Screwing over every guy she ever met, and leaving him with the bill.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: teh wind at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (fVZkX)
sample of his blood, swab his cheek for a skin cell sample, dig a hole,
shoot him in the fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample
of blood and skin into the hole.
Yes indeed, better safe than sorry.
(Also, thoughtless thot has nailed the thot look. That was not a compliment.)
Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (1FhAQ)
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Out of an abundance of caution... of course.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (pw+jk)
87 I always say stupid should hurt. Make it so.
Every one of these people deserves a throat punch.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 458 meters at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (3inwt)
Sometimes I think "Bust their ribs", and that is almost a sure death sentence if they get Chinese Pneumonia. That would be cruel and unusual punishment. Just ask Senator Rand Paul about his injuries.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (+0uDE)
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Got the one from the Army also. Hmm. I'd love to but not sure Omar the Tent Maker can fit a set of Blues on my 78 yr ole fatass frame.
Posted by: dingbat at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (KylN9)
He can get PLENTY of "attention" from his cell mates in the prison. Also, have a chance to get lots more viruses.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (YqDXo)
Proceed with Maximum Caution Therein.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (dtV0Y)
Posted by: Downcast at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: Oblivious at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (sEiaL)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (ZQEWK)
His name : Jet Blue
Wealthy Independent Fiancier.
Those other people? They work for him.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (noaju)
Especially about Trump going very high profile and setting the *political* parameters of "relief" action.
He has not done this on other key issues, like border security and illegal mass migration, of course has not made any GOP feel the heat on these matters, and has received the predictable legislative results.
This one is clear and concrete enough, with public attention/emotion right, to do it. He didn't do it already, which is unfortunate, but might not be too late.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (YqDXo)
If you guys haven't seen this yet, it's pretty great:
Not political, not humor not taking sides -- a guy built a fascinting "epidemic simulator" javascript app on this page, along with detail explanations, that allows people to adjust the various parameters of any infectious disease scenario, and then you can watch it play out in a very accurate (schematized) simulation of an epidemic:
https://www.meltingasphalt.com/interactive/outbreak/
If you want to skip all the steps and explanation, the best/.most complete simulator is about 2/3s of the way down, with the four sliders and the big grid:
Fatality rate 3%
Encounters per day 10
Travel radius 5
Transmission rate 0.3
Play with that one for a while. Totally addictive!
And it reveals a fascinating thing: Even the SLIGHTEST change in one of more of the parameters can produce vastly different outcomes.
And since we do not know what these parameters are for Covid-19, this proves that ANYBODY who predicts ANYTHING about this outbreak is just making up lies to get facetime on TV. No one know anything.
Anyway, this can be the most guilt-free video game you've ever played, because it's relevant to current events.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (N9G0H)
My husband came home from work a little while ago. He's extremely
despondent over possibly having to lay off most of his work force.
We're both beginning to get depressed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM
Be of good cheer Jane and roll up the sleeves. In situations such
as these, opportunity comes from the strangest places. A good group of
employees can be resourceful. Who knows what can emerge from it all???
Prayers and fingers crossed.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (axyOa)
Jane, I fear that day may be coming for my employer. Business has dropped WAY off. We are still open and working in the office. But if we have to close (government mandate or someone gets infected), we're screwed.
We have sister companies in our corporate group who are more cash strapped than us, so its possible we'll be giving up some of our cash reserves to save those companies.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM (EzqsV)
A fad much to be encouraged.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (kpVe/)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (kpVe/)
As you quietly say to the burglar
"Who else knows you are here?"
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (z79tQ)
Time to acquire a throwaway gun. "I saw him reach for it, and there it is, pressed into his hand."
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: PabloD at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (F1m5e)
He was arrested for the probation violation, given new conditions and violated again. The court just dismissed on statute of limitations. He was never even arrested for burglary of my house.
...
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (kpVe/)
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It's on account of your race. Yours is the wrong one.
Posted by: Failifornia at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (sb+Cg)
We're both beginning to get depressed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
As I wrote at the end of the last thread, this is what I've been trying to say, it's dawning slowly on people, I think. Unless something very radical is done soon, EVERY business in America (except those that are directly subsidized by government) is about to Fail.
That's why I keep repeating, economically this is an Extinction Level Event.
I don't know if a $2 trillion dollar bill will do enough to save us. It may take 2 or 3 times that amount. I know that without it, we're all done for.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:30 PM (ZfRYq)
Taking my daughter golfing Friday if Fredo the Elder allows it. I told her we need to practice social distancing when we go. She said "Oh Daddy, you always practice social distancing in golf - you're always in the woods." Little. Shit.
Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 05:36 PM (32YRo)
Re: the general bailout. F*** socialism. Sorry, had to say it. Posted by: Oblivious at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (sEiaL)
Old and busted: They are the Free-Shit Army.
New hotness: Umm, Free-Shit Army.
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 05:36 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:36 PM (noaju)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 25, 2020 05:36 PM (cqteU)
And since we do not know what these parameters are for Covid-19, this proves that ANYBODY who predicts ANYTHING about this outbreak is just making up lies to get facetime on TV. No one know anything.
Anyway, this can be the most guilt-free video game you've ever played, because it's relevant to current events.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 05:34 PM
I wish I could get NukeMap back up and working. That was fun too.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:36 PM (axyOa)
We're both beginning to get depressed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (ptqGC)
Try to remember - neither of you caused this, nor could you have
possibly anticipated it. And every job you don't cut is a good thing.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:31 PM (0otOH)-----------------
No, we didn't. But husband's business is "essential," and unfortunately the government agencies and corporations who are his clients (high-tech security) are freaking out and have canceled any future jobs for now. Husband has a wonderful team of employees (son included) who he has a personal bond with.
This is painful and scary.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (pw+jk)
I am seeing this phrase quite frequently. My attorney loves writing this phrase.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (MRjKr)
Imminentize Thotterdammerung! Speed the Day of the Hoe!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (WI7YS)
It's an Instagram look. The internet is enabling people to remain children well into adulthood.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (wGeit)
whether she knows it or not, the thot is producing a prime bit of fetish porn. Guys (mostly) who couldn't care less about COVID will be watching that snippet for a loooong time to come.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (dYe5S)
Shot them in the fucking head and upload it on their channel.
Tired of this shit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 458 meters at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (3inwt)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (E6tRR)
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (0otOH)
Until April 23rd, at least.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (/669Q)
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They want to make sure that Holy Week and Easter are suppressed.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (M/9m0)
True. Zod recommends "instant-karma community-sponsored fuck-you-death" at #30.
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (tTyxR)
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (MRjKr)
Local news just said a man (looked middle aged) was arrested and charged
after he fake coughed on a Wegmans employee near the prepared food and
joked that he had the Coronavirus
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM (G546f)
++++
Aren't some people simply geniuses when they try to be funny?
Posted by: washrivergal at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (jSEze)
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (MRjKr)
Some men ARE becoming relationship averse. For the final outcome of this see: Japan. Not a good scenario.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (o2MD2)
Heinlein was married.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (G51Gf)
Hey, now!! We Gen X's weren't the tide pod eaters! Because we, eh... whatever.
/lights candle in front of Nirvana Poster
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Jayne Cobb at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (o2MD2)
Mencken
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: steve at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (TTy55)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (M/9m0)
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Both Western and Eastern rites. Grrrrrrr.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (g8Yc+)
Honestly, I'm not bothered, esp when the CDC is all OMG YOU HAVE TO WIPE DOWN ALL OF YOUR GROCERIES AND THIS VIRUS WILL LIVE ON CARDBOARD FOR MONTHS AND IF YOU DONT LISTEN TO US YOURE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIE.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (w2QL7)
I don't know if a $2 trillion dollar bill will do enough to save us. It may take 2 or 3 times that amount. I know that without it, we're all done for.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (trdmm)
When Trump said Easter they squealed more time
Trump countered with maybe before Easter.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (Sod+H)
know, so keep praying. I'm praying for everything to do with this
coronavirus - health, jobs, economy, our president, you name it.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (/669Q)
Thanks, hon. I know we'll get through it, but we're retirement age. And husband was looking forward to selling his business.
And our church is closed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (MRjKr)
Some men ARE becoming relationship averse. For the final outcome of this see: Japan. Not a good scenario.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (90T4r)
Been a trend for a while now. Helen Smith wrote a book on it several years ago called Men on Strike.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (NWiLs)
And Leftist Democrats will dance on that grave.
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (ZCEU2)
We're both beginning to get depressed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:27 PM
So, are these people officially "terminated" then as employees, and not just furloughed? After this is all over will they have to re-apply for their old jobs?
Posted by: I Have Questions at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (+v+zN)
Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (kpVe/)
As you quietly say to the burglar
"Who else knows you are here?"
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2020 05:32 PM (z79tQ)
----
Use the big 55 gallon Contractor sized bags. Double or triple bagging for very heavy loads is recommended.
The secret isn't to lift the bag into the garbage can, but lay the empty can down and slide the bag full of odd shaped heavy garbage into the can, and then lift the can back to normal. Put the other garbage bags on top.
Dispose of promptly.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (XVuno)
No one arrests them.
Why?
Posted by: PJ at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (qlTN9)
And the minute Trump starts lifting some of the "stay at home restrictions" the MSM will be just waiting for people to die, which there will be until we get a vaccine, so they can repeat ad nauseam that "Trump has blood on his hands."
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (0otOH)
The reason for repeating this is to make sure everyone understands that the $2 Trillion bill is ABSOLUTELY essential to our survival - and it may take another $2 Trillion after that. This is not like anything we have ever seen in our lives, our in our parents or grandparents lives.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: dingbat at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM
Blues???
No. It's the new Pinks and Greens (ala WW2 era). They look really sharp!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (YqDXo)
A few years back I went through about 10 copies of The Firm on LP.
Kept grabbing the clean ones I saw and spinning them and they just sounded terrible. Figured they were just worn even though they were clean.
So I would buy another clean copy when next I saw one and same thing...
then it damned on me. The Firm don't sound good.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (noaju)
The secret isn't to lift the bag into the garbage can, but lay the empty can down and slide the bag full of odd shaped heavy garbage into the can, and then lift the can back to normal. Put the other garbage bags on top.
Dispose of promptly.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (+0uDE)
It's better if you...disassemble the body and dispose of the pieces in different locations.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:36 PM (ptqGC)
I hear you. I opted out of mgmt, permanently, the first time I had to lay a guy off. I never minded firing. Doing a lay off sucked.
Oh well - I wasn't mgmt material anyway. Too honest and blunt.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (0otOH)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (a4EWo)
I texted him today, and he has what he thinks are allergy sniffles and a cough, which he gets every spring. No fever. Waiting (in quarantine) until his girlfriend's boss gets his test results.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (E6tRR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (XVuno)
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Time to catch up, grandpa.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (/669Q)
I don't know if a $2 trillion dollar bill will do enough to save us.
It may take 2 or 3 times that amount. I know that without it, we're
all done for.
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Putting money in my pocket isn't going to help your business if you're closed by Governor Tyranny. It will push up demand for the things that are available (i.e. food), which screws most everyone.
The way to fix the situation is not spreading of cash, but ending the closures, by force if the governors try to keep them in place.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (kOpft)
Instapundit recently posed a quote from Robert Heinlein: "Stupidity is a crime and the sentence is always death." Hear, hear. Make it so.
Just had to repeat it.
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (vEIlU)
The guy who burglarized my house had a warrant for failure to comply
with probation conditions for felony burglary in another County.
He was arrested for the probation violation, given new conditions
and violated again. The court just dismissed on statute of limitations.
He was never even arrested for burglary of my house.
...
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM (kpVe/)
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It's on account of your race. Yours is the wrong one.
Posted by: Failifornia at March 25, 2020 05:35 PM (EZebt)
My house was broken into 5 years ago. Two guys-one who actually entered house and the other drove the get-away car.
The driver was already on probation for armed robbery. Both of them had an arrest record longer than my...... (well, you get the idea).
So guy who broke my door in got 7-15. The driver walked away with nothing more than restitution. Well, he's been arrested at least twice since then and is now wanted for failure to appear.
One more reason to CANT (carry always, never tell).
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (puu6v)
This is indeed an important part of the story. Ace is falling down on the reportage here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (XVuno)
I had a Biden moment and forgot that. Don't think Omar has a belt big enough.
Posted by: dingbat at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (KylN9)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (7juvc)
I appreciate during the importance of the stimulus, but actually my parents lived through the depression as did a number of people in my congregation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (WI7YS)
Trump countered with maybe before Easter.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (Sod+H)
Trump gets this better than anyone on the other side, and better than most of the people on our side. If we can start ending it that soon, we still have a chance. 2 months - no chance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (YqDXo)
Hasn't started yet. They're late.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (YqDXo)
Who knows anymore?? Have become numb to all of this. My natural determinism/ fatalism has kicked in. In a strange way, it is liberating.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:37 PM (MRjKr)
Some men ARE becoming relationship averse. For the final outcome of this see: Japan. Not a good scenario.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (90T4r)
The situation in Japan isn't just a question of being relationship averse. The problem young men aren't benefiting from the role they're supposed to play, so they're checking out of society completely. They're not getting married because marriage doesn't bring them any benefit, but more importantly they're not doing any of the things that make them attractive partners for women. Like, for instance, getting a job.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (wGeit)
What percentage more Chinese died of Wuhan that the other flues they have suffered?
Is this world wide apcalypse something cooked up by Xi and the World Health Organization?
If not, how were we spoofed?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM (NWiLs)
Great book and endorsed! It's accelerating!
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (MRjKr)
And the minute Trump starts lifting some of the "stay at home restrictions" the MSM will be just waiting for people to die, which there will be until we get a vaccine, so they can repeat ad nauseam that "Trump has blood on his hands."
Exactly. And this is why as soon as possible the economy needs to get back into motion. The flu is real, the hysteria is real, the panic is real, the mortality rate is a fraud. This is just a backdoor way to get the Green New Deal.
Some governors will balk first and people who want to work will vote with their feet.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (G546f)
PS: And she can lick things much less vile than toilets to ear her room and board.
Posted by: Drider at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (R/UH9)
Then why are we not wiping out the nation that created the event?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (rpxSz)
Delayed
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Any minute now Fox says
Posted by: dingbat at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (KylN9)
THIS
the grand ain't' gonna do shit if there's nothing to buy
we did the 15 day weird new strategy. great. now on to phase II
or none of this will matter because it will be the end of the US economy
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (flINI)
Delayed
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (5bxa0)
Thanks so much. I was on a conference call and when it ended I wondered what had happened.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM (g8Yc+)
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Quicker would be better, too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (/669Q)
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Apparently Gov Coonman won't let more than 10 people report to Norfolk.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (w2QL7)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (E6tRR)
https://mobile.twitter.com/realavalouiise
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (puu6v)
Everyone is going to get the virus. It is going to take everyone. We are doomed. This is known.
Those with your mature perspective will have a much less stressful departure.
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (qXNVo)
and violated again. The court just dismissed on statute of limitations.
He was never even arrested for burglary of my house.
...
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 05:25 PM
***
Spoke to my neighbor...retired Ranger. Asked if the 42nd Street militia is ready?
It is.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (ZCEU2)
Some governors will balk first and people who want to work will vote with their feet.
We'll also need the President to lead on this however. He can put the heart in us. I know the people of Pennsylvania (not in teachers or state store unions) want desperately to work!
at out place anyone can work from home now - in the beginning only a few came in
now almost everyone who normally comes in is coming in
this is getting OLD
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (j9HX3)
Late, but has anyone mentioned the toilet seat licker has great boobs yet?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats
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I'm totally smh. Toilet-licking porn is a Thing, and she is now a superstar.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (G51Gf)
This is not an "extinction event". We're not going back to the Stone Age.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (0otOH)
Trump countered with maybe before Easter.
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Trump said he wanted full churches on Easter. You don't get that unless the governors are backed down before then.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (rpxSz)
Put Brie Larsen in charge.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (C1Lsn)
We got lot more virus in hopper with big ugly teeth, gwei lo. You wait and see.
Posted by: President Xi Jinping at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (XVuno)
Trump countered with maybe before Easter.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 05:40 PM
Minnesota Governor just issued a stay at home for two weeks order, starting Friday, and it will end on Good Friday.
The existing restaurant and service business closure order will not end until April 30.
This is going to gut the restaurant and service industries.
I think the suicides in 2020 will out number the deaths from Chinese Pneumonia.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (o2MD2)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/re3mdjs
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (7juvc)
FIFY
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (rpxSz)
I appreciate during the importance of the stimulus, but actually my parents lived through the depression as did a number of people in my congregation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM (WI7YS)
Taking the Morgan Stanley projections, which Trump himself is losing, we are now looking at a greater drop in economic output in the 2nd quarter of 2020 than happened in the *Entire* Great Depression. That's how Bad this is.
And during the Great Depression, most people still had chicken coops out back, and still knew how to sew their own clothes, and didn't worry about making any insurance payments, because there wasn't any for the most part.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:46 PM (trdmm)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/re3mdjs
Lindsey up
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (7juvc)
*hugs*
I'm currently stressing about my boyfriends's 6 year old. He has to, by court order, go visit his mom for spring break. Despite the face she lives IN A HOT ZONE. I'm worried the boy will get stuck there and not be allowed out of the state again. My boyfriend is not willing to defy the custody arrangement and possibly lose custody. He's trying to reach the ex to talk about all this and she is not responding, because of course.
If the boy manages to come back, he has to be quarantined from family with health issues, which will be hard to do. It gets really complicated. I love all these people and want no harm to come to them. It is hard watching from the sidelines and having no say and not being able to help.
Prayers for everyone as we sort out the future.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (hvf9s)
Doesn't matter. We should wipe them of the map and take their shit.
Even if we could get those stupid commie bastards to admit their guilt, "Oops sorry" is not good enough for this type of attack, inadvertent or not.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (/669Q)
*fistbump*
Good a reason as any!
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (cF8AT)
everyone understands that the $2 Trillion bill is ABSOLUTELY essential
to our survival - and it may take another $2 Trillion after that. This
is not like anything we have ever seen in our lives, our in our parents
or grandparents lives.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (trdmm)
+++
I agree. And pronto. What about the ol' "pen and phone" gambit that Obama touted? Can't President Trump do some sort of disaster emergency relief, and by-pass all of the monies for art centers and museum and other fluff that the Dems tack-on?
Posted by: washrivergal at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (jSEze)
we did the 15 day weird new strategy. great. now on to phase II
or none of this will matter because it will be the end of the US economy
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!
Local Kroger was replenished overnight of most everything except for paper products.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (Vddbf)
Delayed
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Any minute now Fox says
Posted by: dingbat at March 25, 2020 05:44 PM (KylN9)
Thanks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (M/9m0)
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Both Western and Eastern rites. Grrrrrrr.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:39 PM
As I said last night, even it's just me watching a livestream of the service and chanting by myself, Pascha will be celebrated. Screw the heathen left who are making Lent veeery difficult for me this year. Grrrrr.....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: dingbat at March 25, 2020 05:43 PM
Could be fun!
Between us we could probably get them to reopen the Officer's and NCO Clubs and get rid of this PC All Ranks bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (axyOa)
Gen X: eats Tide Pods
Gen Z: licks toilets
I think the Millenials are our salvation. God help us.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (G51Gf)
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It's not Gen X eating Tide Pods.
That's Gen Y (also known as Millennials) doing that.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:42 PM (/669Q)
I trust you are nowhere in the vicinity of my lawn.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (qjogl)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Everyone is going to get the virus. It is going to take everyone. We are doomed. This is known.
Those with your mature perspective will have a much less stressful departure.
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (qXNVo)
Zod, you understand.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (90T4r)
everyone understands that the $2 Trillion bill is ABSOLUTELY essential to our survival - and it may take another $2 Trillion after that. This is not like anything we have ever seen in our lives, our in our parents or grandparents lives.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Except fot 1918 and polio.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (Vddbf)
Did he speak with his lawyer about this?
There is no way I'd send my child to a hot zone.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (cF8AT)
This has been an article of my faith for decades.
Mine too
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 05:49 PM (5bxa0)
We're the generation directly after the boomers; born 1965 to 1979. We most certainly do not eat Tide Pods.
They require too much chewing and we're too lazy. What's in it for us?
Posted by: Monkey on the Sun at March 25, 2020 05:49 PM (VVNKM)
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Firefox offers me a bunch of shit articles to read when I open I new tab, which I sometimes note the title of before going to whatever page I intended. A month or so ago, I saw one titled "Life in a post work society."
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 05:49 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 05:49 PM (n7enF)
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM (hvf9s)
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I'll pray, LizLem. What a horrible situation. Can't he go to the court and get, I don't know what's the right word here, but some kind of delay in view of the pandemic? It makes no sense to send a 6-year-old into a hot spot, at all.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:49 PM (/669Q)
Those with your mature perspective will have a much less stressful departure.
Posted by: Zod
I have a little list.
They will never be missed.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:49 PM (mw1Wz)
This is not an "extinction event". We're not going back to the Stone Age."
If we try to enforce "Stay at Home" for 2 months or more, yes, it will die, and this society will shatter in ways you wouldn't dare to imagine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (/669Q)
*fistbump*
Good a reason as any!
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:47 PM
Be strong Bluebell!
This is why one should always keep a stash of Hostess Cupcakes tucked away.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (XVuno)
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I hobbled off it right after I hit post.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:51 PM (w2QL7)
You are making me hard......
Posted by: The Humongous at March 25, 2020 05:51 PM (o2MD2)
basically where I am we're in the middle of Week Three
with supposedly at least two more weeks to go
people aren't gonna make it
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 05:51 PM (j9HX3)
I doubt Trump would let the shutdown go on that long.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 05:51 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 05:48 PM (Vddbf)
Those were medical crises, but no one made every restaurant in America close because of them. People died, but life went on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:51 PM (trdmm)
By the way, NukeMap is still up and running.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:51 PM (w2QL7)
Your 1st Bookmark was AoSHQ, yes???
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (l3+k2)
We cannot exist as a people who may not leave their houses.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (w2QL7)
I hear that Fake News CNN just reported that I am isolated in the White House, wondering out loud, "when will life return to normal?" Does anybody really believe that? There was no leak, they made it up - they are CORRUPT & FAKE NEWS...
....I have been packed all day with meetings, I have no time for stupidity. We're working around the clock to KEEP AMERICA SAFE!
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (cF8AT)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/re3mdjs
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (7juvc)
My White House feed is not showing this.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (XVuno)
Gen X: eats Tide Pods
Gen Z: licks toilets
I think the Millenials are our salvation. God help us.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (G51Gf)
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It's not Gen X eating Tide Pods.
That's Gen Y (also known as Millennials) doing that.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously?
I long ago lost track of what "generation" has what "catchy" moniker. And what age they're supposedly at these day. It's all a giant blur.
After Generation Z, do they wrap back around and start over again, so that kids born after some date (2004?) become "Generation A"?
Or musrt we endlessly get more "final" and more "extreme" naming each successive generation?
Generation Z
Generation Omega
Generation Ultra-Omega
Generation ZZ
Generation ZZZ
Generation Anti-Infinity
etc.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (YqDXo)
"If we try to enforce "Stay at Home" for 2 months or more, yes, it will die, and this society will shatter in ways you wouldn't dare to imagine."
This, and it is exactly what is wanted. People need to stop treating "the other side" as legitimate. This is how they plan to get the New Green Deal, and a few million starved to death is the route.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (w2QL7)
https://tinyurl.com/urh4svl
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM (trdmm)
You're in panic mode. If you truly believe this - why waste time here that could be better used prepping, hoarding, and digging defensive trench works ?
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (0otOH)
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM
Die? Probably.
Change forever? Certainly.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (axyOa)
The boy leaves in a few days. All family courts are closed. Hoping he can reach someone and get answers.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)
the the NYC weekender come up
a week a go 17, yesterday 37, now 71
thanks a lot you fuckwads
please self quarantine, right after you stop double parking and hiring illegals
fuck NYC
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (rpxSz)
you can't have blanket draconian regs keeping healthy people cooped up and unable to work
for weeks and weeks on end
there HAS to be a paradigm shift when the 15 days ends!!! screw the governors - they are gaslighting us
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (XVuno)
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Some of the faithful must have gotten there before you did and cleaned them out. It happens.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (/669Q)
They will never be missed.
...
haha.
I only looked that up about four months ago. But I get it now!
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (o2MD2)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/re3mdjs
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (7juvc)
My White House feed is not showing this.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 05:52 PM (Sod+H)
It was C-SPAN. In another conference room.
Now C-SPAN has switched to the imminent PDT session.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)
We are not a patient people. History proves it.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:54 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (noaju)
That just isn't going to happen.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (ZfRYq)
Bill info?
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:50 PM (trdmm)
If that happens
I'm coming home and farming
even if the farms underwater
literally
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (v1P+X)
The chick is audition for ATM shots.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (1g7ch)
I'm virtually certain that she has plenty of experience for the job...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (rpxSz)
Put Brie Larsen in charge.
hah!
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (PbpT7)
Mommy never loved her and Daddy never hugged her.
Same as all whores, really.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 05:29 PM (noaju)
Wisdom
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (5bxa0)
That just isn't going to happen.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (ZfRYq)
The Imperial College may kiss my ass.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:56 PM (90T4r)
Are we doing Quarantine Cafe tonight?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 05:56 PM (un7FC)
They will never be missed.
...
haha.
I only looked that up about four months ago. But I get it now!
Posted by: ace
That whole opera is racist, but not in the normal way: They seemingly had almost ZERO idea what Japan was really like, so they just made up a bunch of weird-sounding names and social behaviors, and claimed it was "Japan." They got it incalculably wrong, as if Martians had attempted to recreate 19th-century Japan.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 05:56 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 05:56 PM (XVuno)
whether she knows it or not, the thot is producing a prime bit of fetish porn. Guys (mostly) who couldn't care less about COVID will be watching that snippet for a loooong time to come.
I'm sending her $2000 to meet with her so I can encourage her to leave the fetish pornography lifestyle.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald with a visible erection at March 25, 2020 05:56 PM (PbpT7)
Yeah, we left of our own accord, but damn.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (w2QL7)
haha.
I only looked that up about four months ago. But I get it now!
Posted by: ace
Heinlein was a genius. I think that was Jubal Harshaw? can't remember .
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (8l/cK)
Here is the new interview with the Biden accuser. This one is a lot more than hair sniffing.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 05:16 PM (xPl2J)
_______
Remember, we old farts grew up dealing with hair in other places, too.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (rpxSz)
I got a new one for them!
Drinking the contents of a pig farm feces tanker truck!
Open up the valve, and take a huge swig!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Specto at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (IbeKg)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (E6tRR)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (7juvc)
By the way,, those of you who are praying for the folks in the prayer list...
I don't have the varicose vein issue. The boy spawn has that. He just saw a vascular surgeon today. Turns out it's a blood clot. He is now required to take blood thinner for three months until he goes in for recheck. Yes I am worried, how did you guess.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (myjNJ)
I've been working with a partner in Australia for 2 years starting a new business. We were in the process of doing meetings with investors to get the company financed up until 10 days ago.
I had secured a verbal for the first major order from one of the biggest customers in the field in the world just the week before last. They are attached to New York City government.
The order and the financing are now on indefinite hold. I have been financing the company and myself for these last 2 years while getting things arranged.
If I can go for 2 years surely some of the rest of you can go 2 frigging weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (ZCEU2)
Oh, and that stupid Internet Influencer duck-face with peace sign pose needs to die in a fucking dumpster fire.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (w2QL7)
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (+0uDE)
And during the Great Depression, most people still had chicken coops out back, and still knew how to sew their own clothes, and didn't worry about making any insurance payments, because there wasn't any for the most part.
Posted by: Tom Servo
______________
I'm not saying it's not bad, but the difference is there wasn't a specific event keeping people from engaging in commerce that quickly went away.
Much of this demand will just be shifted. There's all sorts of things I still need to buy, it just got put off a few weeks.
There just needs to be a priming of the pump. I like just giving everyone a check rather than specific industries where it's whoever is most plugged in.
No one is going to be made whole, that's not really what governments should be in the business of doing.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (8l/cK)
That ain't my fist.
Posted by: Big Dick Black at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (0otOH)
First off, I probably have better prep than many. But Second, I believe that Trump *DOES* understand this completely, and takes the same view. I think he knows it's absolutely essential to start pumping as much liquidity as possible out there as quickly as possible. If that means we adopt Yangs UBI for the foreseeable future, then that's what we'll do, If this means that we have to go full socialist until this is past, with only the hope that we can walk it back later, that's what we'll do.
And I do believe we WILL do that. I'm trying to convince you why we honestly have no other choice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM (sWM8x)
Felony Rap For Coughing In Face Of Paramedic
Police: Woman, 38, shouted "I have the coronavirus"
MARCH 22--A woman arrested for assaulting her boyfriend shouted "I have the coronavirus" before intentionally coughing in the face of a paramedic who she sprayed with "copious amounts of saliva," police charge.
Responding early Wednesday to a domestic violence call in Lady Lake, an Orlando suburb, police encountered the bloodied victim. The man, whose nose was broken, told officers that he had been attacked by his girlfriend, LaDonald Shakkie Holmes.
and there is another woman spitting on the police, a youtube video
Coronavirus infected woman spits on arresting police officers
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 05:56 PM (un7FC)
If she's breathing
we're doing !!
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM (rpxSz)
Yes. Which is why the SJW left has been trying to memory hole him as a man with badthoughts.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM (hvf9s)
The order and the financing are now on indefinite hold. I have been financing the company and myself for these last 2 years while getting things arranged.
If I can go for 2 years surely some of the rest of you can go 2 frigging weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)
One would think. But I would not take the bet.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (icI8A)
"The only way to be certain is to carefully draw a sample of his blood,
swab his cheek for a skin cell sample, dig a hole, shoot him in the
fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample of blood and skin
into the hole."
I didn't know Ace was an epidemiologist!
Posted by: Someguy
A bit harsh. I say shoot him twice in the stomach and once in the hole.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (8l/cK)
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)
Good Luck.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (+0uDE)
Bills are still coming too, they don't stop because your not working.
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (ZCEU2)
check out the use of Mediterranean Lingua Franca as a Fake "Turkish" in a 1670 play
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediterranean_Lingua_Franca
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (r+sAi)
You talking about Alex Wellerstein's Nukemap? It's still there:
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (j9HX3)
Want to know what I think ? Of course you don't !!! Because you're a rational person. But I'm gonna' tell you anyway.
Most Govs are going to shit their pants when the unemployment numbers come out, and this stupid advisory ends. A few hard liners like Cuomo will press on and fuck their states good and hard.
Granted - its easy for me to stay calm. I'm lucky to have plenty of work, sitting on a mountain of preps, and I never ate out much anyway.
Tom - I don't mean to sound like I'm bitching at you. You're a good dude. I just don't want to see you all wound up over this. It's gonna' pass, bud. Never let the fuckers see you sweat.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:00 PM (0otOH)
One could be forgiven for suspecting that the impulse to solve a lengthy, complicated problem with a stroked-check solution will have, umm, lasting ramifications...
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (qXNVo)
Imagine...
the world without snakes, bugs, sharks, muslims, china, and internet influencers. And totalitarians.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (un7FC)
Cops told Wisconsinite behavior was "uncalled for"
at The Smoking Gun
MARCH 19--As a manager worked nearby to sanitize a section of a Wisconsin grocery store, a 53-year-old woman licked the handle of a freezer door in what she later told cops was a "protest to the Coronavirus," according to a police report.
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (vEIlU)
Why hasn't been put somewhere where he'll be safe?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (RuIsu)
"If I can go for 2 years surely some of the rest of you can go 2 frigging weeks."
The problem, Jack, is we are hearing from the usual suspects two weeks won't be enough. Forever wouldn't be enough with them as long as we remain a capitalist country. It's time to stand firm on that two weeks because it is a game to them.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (RU4sa)
Bill info?
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:55 PM (vEIlU)
*******
I hope someone from OANN asks him about all the pork including money for JFK center, PBS, parts of green new deal, pay raises for Congressional peeps.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:58 PM (w2QL7)
Ultimately, not the best Soviet or Chinese herd animal stock.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (hvf9s)
Then why are we not wiping out the nation that created the event?
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Apparently Gov Coonman won't let more than 10 people report to Norfolk.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 05:45 PM (w2QL7)
Snort!
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (nAiE/)
They either go to Hebrew letters or its like the Mayan Calendar and it all ends in 2012.
... oh wait ...
Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (noaju)
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Take that up with anyone that owns a comic book store.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (kOpft)
Local officials that try to crack down on ignorers in such low death total circumstances will not last long. Only way lockdowns will stay in actual effect will be if deaths are high.
New York City might be a couple of months on lockdown, but by the end half the people will have moved to somewhere else that is not a hellhole.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (dYe5S)
Make examples of them.
Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM (vEIlU)
If the cops took her out back and tuned her up with nightsticks it would hardly merit a shrug from me.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (wGeit)
Cops told Wisconsinite behavior was "uncalled for"
at The Smoking Gun
MARCH 19--As a manager worked nearby to sanitize a section of a Wisconsin grocery store, a 53-year-old woman licked the handle of a freezer door in what she later told cops was a "protest to the Coronavirus," according to a police report.
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (vEIlU)
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Sometimes I wonder if we even deserve to survive as a species.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (RU4sa)
But I don't.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (RU4sa)
It might be nicely celebratory if the world survives!
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (WI7YS)
Anyone here who feels it necessary to remind us on the virtues of conservatism and tough luck and shit like that needs to be banned.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (un7FC)
and there is another woman spitting on the police, a youtube video
Coronavirus infected woman spits on arresting police officers
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM
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Officers, May I suggest you use your nightsticks?
Posted by: Billy Ray at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 05:57 PM
Seriously, No Shit. Tired of all the anecdotal stories.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (dYe5S)
And there will still be a waitlist for rentals in Manhattan.
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (ABjxW)
After Generation Z, do they wrap back around and start over again, so
that kids born after some date (2004?) become "Generation A"?
There will not be a "next generation."
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2020 06:04 PM (icI8A)
I'd be inclined to forgive them if they swung by the National Zoo, afterwards and threw her in with the penguins.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:04 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:04 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:04 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2020 06:04 PM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (aKsyK)
Where'd you do time?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (mw1Wz)
After Generation Z, do they wrap back around and start over again, so
that kids born after some date (2004?) become "Generation A"?
There will not be a "next generation."
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:03 PM (qXNVo)
I think we go to "generation AA"
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (ZCEU2)
Hard times create strong men
Strong men create good times
Good times create weak men
And, weak men create hard times.
-- G. Michael Hopf, Those Who Remain
We are at the last one, flipping up to the top one soon hopefully.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (E6tRR)
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (qXNVo)
As far as grocery shopping goes, all appears pretty normal.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 25, 2020 06:06 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (qXNVo)
Thinking small, you are.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:06 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:07 PM (ZCEU2)
The average THOT and thought are as far apart as heaven is wide.
Posted by: sven at March 25, 2020 06:07 PM (oRLRa)
That ought to work, why didn't we all do that earlier?
Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 06:07 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (E6tRR)
Oh Lordy...France has had enough devastating fires lately.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:07 PM (ZCE
Geez, I'm sure her parents are proud.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (n7enF)
So. They are coming by Land?
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (dVp8a)
come out, and this stupid advisory ends. A few hard liners like Cuomo
will press on and fuck their states good and hard.
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Folks are supposed to get paid at the end of the month, right?
If you're unessential and hourly, or salaried and unemployed due to the closure, you're not getting a paycheck.
Which means Governor Tyranny isn't getting his damned withholding. Let's see how that goes over.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (noaju)
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (hvf9s)
What times create uncaring assholes ? Because my wife is pretty sure I grew up then.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (0otOH)
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (90T4r)
We are gentlemen of Japan.
On many a vase and jar,
On many a screen and fan,
We figure with lively paint,
Our attitudes queer and quaint,
You're wrong if you think they ain't.
Oh-ho! If that's you're idea you're wrong!
Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (ZfRYq)
https://youtu.be/QJVl6Iuiy00
Don't want to wait til you know me better...
https://youtu.be/Gcj34XixuYg
After that, I'm down to Mr. Owl & the Tootsie Pop
Does anyone else have a "lick" playlist?
Posted by: Downcast at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (xgpfE)
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I won't watch one second of it unless they change their Marxist gender shit.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (r28kI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (trdmm)
Too nice.
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 05:59 PM
they need those long loops on a stick, like for dogs
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (G546f)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:05 PM (E6tRR)
So people out late don't get mugged.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (7juvc)
What is he doing with his hands??? Oh, God no!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (mw1Wz)
Sitting out on the dock waiting for to ferry to take me home. It's sunny and chilly, about 40 degrees and the dock is swaying gently back and forth. It's a good time to be alive in the greatest county in history.
This is a bump in the road.
Go for a walk. You'll feel better.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (co70K)
Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 06:01 PM (RuIsu)
.........
They taste like chicken.
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (v0R5T)
His place of business pulled him off of the welding job he was doing today so that he can start tomorrow on a priority order of 4000 specialized transducers for some type of ventilators.
One of the other kids today got her lay off notice.
This is how it is going to be for awhile for all of us: up and down - chaotic and not al all business as usual.
But we will be alright in the end even though many will go through some very, very difficult times.
I can think of no one better suited on the planet to help us pull it off than our President. Honestly.
Praise God He placed the Donald here, at this time, for us all.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (Y4EXg)
Oh, those exist in all times. Same with hooker with hearts of gold and village idiots.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (hvf9s)
I am beyond aware.
Posted by: JackStraw
FHA, Fannie, & Freddie are letting apartment owners skip one or more payments if they don't kick people out. all the utilities in Dallas are working with people.
Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (nFwvY)
Sitting out on the dock waiting for to ferry to take me home. It's sunny and chilly, about 40 degrees and the dock is swaying gently back and forth. It's a good time to be alive in the greatest county in history.
This is a bump in the road.
Go for a walk. You'll feel better.
Posted by: Nurse ratched
what a great comment
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
It's not Gen X eating Tide Pods.
That's Gen Y (also known as Millennials) doing that.
Posted by: SMH
=========
So we're still screwed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (zr5Kq)
****
No he doesn't which is why he wants Trump to continue the shutdown. Anything, ANYTHING to ruin his reelection chances.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (w2QL7)
"Of course, right on cue, David French has a piece out saying that Trump is "dangerous and foolish" for wanting to restart the economy. "
AND COARSE AND VULGAR
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (ZfRYq)
THE Dr. Hanz Blix?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:12 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:12 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 25, 2020 06:12 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Nurse ratched
Best advice I've heard today... Bless you nurse for the work you and your fellow nurses do for us...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:12 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (cF8AT)
Coronavirus (COVID-19): Small Business Guidance and Loan Resources
https://tinyurl.com/wmdqkyc
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:12 PM (vEIlU)
Go for a walk. You'll feel better.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (co70K)
I make sure to take a walk every day. Working at home has not changed my routine.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (x8Wzq)
He's pulled up next to a police car on Abercorn, and there's some guy ambling across the street, who turns and flips off the cop.
Cop flips the guy off, and they start yelling at each other.
Husband said it was kind of amazing, in addition to being stupid.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (ptqGC)
For sure. Hillary would be drinking in a corner somewhere and muttering about the deplorables, same as she was on election night.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (hvf9s)
Praise God He placed the Donald here, at this time, for us all.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (Y4EXg)
Amen!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (G546f)
is "dangerous and foolish" for wanting to restart the economy. David
French thinks we'll all just be fine if we shut down and do nothing for 2
or 3 months.
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Yes, well people who already spend their time doing nothing of value aren't seeing the problem here.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (kOpft)
THESE are the people you 'social distance' from
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: PDT at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (FTlwv)
Go for a walk. You'll feel better.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (co70K)
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Bless you. Son starts his regular wed-wed overnight shift in a large hospital lab soon. God bless all the front line workers.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (aKgvL)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (Sod+H)
Jane, can your husband get a small business retention loan? It's forgiven as long as he keeps the employees.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (cF8AT)
He's made an appointment to talk with his bank tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (lg/F7)
But we will be alright in the end even though many will go through some very, very difficult times.
I can think of no one better suited on the planet to help us pull it off than our President. Honestly.
Praise God He placed the Donald here, at this time, for us all.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 06:11 PM (Y4EXg)
Well said Tonypete!!
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Nurse ratched
The bastards just ain't going to beat me down.
I've been watching this stupid shit for over twenty years now. I'm too the point that I just will not give them the satisfaction of seeing me sweat.
Not. Gonna'. Do. It.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (0otOH)
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (dNzKv)
****
No he doesn't which is why he wants Trump to continue the shutdown. Anything, ANYTHING to ruin his reelection chances."
Tell French is this drags on another few weeks, troops will have to be withdrawn from the Middle East. His sugar daddies will tell him to change his tune then.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (7juvc)
What is he doing with his hands??? Oh, God no!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)
always touching his face
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: wth
She is so foul. That video makes me gag.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (ptqGC)
Oh good!
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (cF8AT)
Stay healthy, stay safe
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (G546f)
Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (C+evo)
Trump signs this piece of shit Bill into Law, I won't be praising anyone.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (noaju)
Lockdowns without local daily deaths in the hundreds (adjust however you like for local relevant population totals) won't last because people will just increasingly ignore.
Local officials that try to crack down on ignorers in such low death total circumstances will not last long. Only way lockdowns will stay in actual effect will be if deaths are high.
New York City might be a couple of months on lockdown, but by the end half the people will have moved to somewhere else that is not a hellhole.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 06:02 PM (dYe5S)
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The problem is the long incubation period. You get infected on February 1, don't get sick until February 6-10, maybe not sick until Feb 15; and then two-three weeks after that you get hospitalized. In the interim, you infected another 3-5 people, and those 3-5 people infected another 3-5 people that infected another 3-5 people, easily totaling over 100 people in one short month.
Those New Yorkers are spreading the Chinese Communist Plague wherever they flee.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (+0uDE)
My dog is now looking at me like "again", when I tell him it's time for another walk.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (n7enF)
This could work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (K22Va)
Can you imagine Salty Joe trying to make his way through this?
Holy hell.
"Uh, well, look, we are trying things! My time's up."
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (lg/F7)
'Mn'
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (mw1Wz)
Manganese?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (YqDXo)
I've got a yuge amount of anger backed up inside of me, and going mediaeval on someone's ass would relieve a lot of stress.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Downcast at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: A Snake at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:13 PM (dNzKv)
Go for $30T.
That is only something like $100000 per person.
The Govment can get it back by selling the children and grandchildren for monkey chow.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (1g7ch)
Well, WuFlu has come to my little town of Simpsonville, SC. Some jackwagon at the local Home Depot, an employee, tested positive. He (or she, maybe xe or zhe) has probably spread it all over the place.
Now, our local hospital system, calls itself Prisma now, developed a device (based on various hacks) to allow 4 patients to share one ventilator. It's an adapter of sorts with some features that are software controlled. They are 3D printing them now.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (NWiLs)
You gonna eat that?
Posted by: Zombie Dahlmer at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (Vy7tf)
How about, every time he flubs a line, you take a drink. You keep drinking until his flub ends, and he starts speaking English again.
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (icI8A)
Kimberly and I will launch "QuaranSTREAMs" TOMORROW at 7pm and continue every Thursday and Sunday at 7pm on Facebook and Instagram. These are designed to be interactive "fireside chat" style gatherings to connect folks to what is happening.
Each stream will 1. begin with live sessions offering the most updated information I have, 2. followed by answers to your questions on the spot, and 3. finally with a topic of community interest.
If more information is needed, I will take notes and help provide more information in the following call.
Please visit bit.ly/quaranstreams at those times to tune in. More details will also be posted on my unofficial Facebook and Instagram pages.
We will be providing live resources and Q&A translation of these streams in Spanish, Arabic, and Korean as well.
Be sure to leave comments or let us know what we can focus in on to help. The plan is to utilize a portion of these sessions to offer student support as well.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (w2QL7)
...shoot him in the fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample of blood and skin into the hole.
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I'm just sayin' Ace is right. It's high damn time these perverts got justice!
Posted by: Moth at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: tubal
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.
Posted by: Godzilla at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)
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Bless you. Son starts his regular wed-wed overnight shift in a large hospital lab soon. God bless all the front line workers.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (aKgvL)
Mega-dittos. Got two sisters in the health care business and an SiL who is a nurse at a VA hospital. Funnily enough, some of the grumpy old guys call her Nurse Ratched.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (x8Wzq)
Can you imagine Salty Joe trying to make his way through this?
Holy hell.
"Uh, well, look, we are trying things! My time's up."
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (lg/F7)
He gets lost on the way to the bathroom.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:08 PM (7juvc)
What is he doing with his hands??? Oh, God no!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)
always touching his face
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (vEIlU)
It's a shame he doesn't know any medical experts that could tell him that's not a good habit.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (noaju)
This is the reason I've been posting how dire things are, even if it sounds extreme. Now I don't know everything in this bill - I hope Nancy didn't get what she wanted - but he will deserve all the praise we have to give for pushing this, and for signing it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 06:18 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:19 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: rd
Or you don't. Like the seasonal flu.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 06:19 PM (Vddbf)
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:19 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:19 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 06:19 PM (0O7c5)
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Posted by: publius
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Probably used a boatload of PVC elbows from Home Depot and duct tape!
And I thought Zappa was with the Mothers of Invention. Oh Mis Hum. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 06:19 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (vEIlU)
Finish a sentence!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (lg/F7)
......
...........paste!
...........that's number one, number two.....
...........*cough*
...........well my times up.
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (v0R5T)
It's better if you...disassemble the body and dispose of the pieces in different locations.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 05:41 PM (NWiLs)
If you'd watched "Struggle: The Life and Art of Stanislaus Szukalski," you'd have said "it's better if you...carry your father's body from the morgue to your studio, disassemble the body, and in this manner teach yourself the anatomy that you will use for your sculpting career."
Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (XVuno)
Yea. They've had Levinson for over a decade and now it sounds like he's dead.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Ok.now...back in the 50s/60s everybody was dumber.
To check the temperature of a rugrat at the dr's office they pull out a bat sized analogtempscsk. In the middle its brimming full of fucking liquid fucking mercury. Yeahhh its in your tuna.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (gq3Ph)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (E7vND)
On the Five, it was revealed celeb doctors in NYC are being asked by their rich patients to hoard the malaria drug for them, so they can have it case they need it. Nevermind that means someone dying in a hospital might not get it.
Apparently Ryan Reynolds is giving money to bartenders. Good. All celebs who claim to be of the people should give till it hurts, and practice self sacrifice, instead of hiding away in their mansions and trying to pull strings to grab drugs and protect themselves.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (YqDXo)
"There are certain people...in your profession..."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (MRH9j)
Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (a0IVu)
He ought to be, dealing with this dumpster fire.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (90T4r)
Only Trump has a political reason for anything?
Fuck off cunt.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (+dsLj)
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 06:17 PM (rCwaK)
Now they cannot complain when told to send 3/4 of their total to NY.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (El6T/)
There are people in your profession who write fake news. She does (he points) and you do...
Love him
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (vEIlU)
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
And grabbed my meat
I got it from the toilet seat
- Frank Zappa
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (SchxB)
I'm interested in the Fed provisions in this bill, and whether the measure to allow them to buy stocks directly on the market made it through.
They are already buying corporate debt, using these SPVs (Special Purpose Vehicles). Rather than the Fed putting it on their balance sheet directly, they set up an SPV. They lend to the SPV (and buy lending, I mean digitally printing the money) and the SPV then buys up the shit.
This is a trick to prevent distressed shit from officially being on their balance sheet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (G51Gf)
"... which is, of course, the oldest ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (w2QL7)
Posted by: lizabth at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (Pqytn)
Hah!
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (ZLI7S)
*************
Go eat a bag of china flu infested dicks and then fuck a chainsaw, sport.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (hvf9s)
Ty Burrell is doing something like that for service industry folks in Utah. Which is weird since he's not from Utah.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: lizabth at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (Vddbf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (XVuno)
Frustrated conductor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (NEu0P)
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain We be like they are
Come on baby
Don't fear the reaper
Baby take my hand
Don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly
Don't fear the reaper
Baby I'm your man
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (ZCEU2)
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well that sucks
how about the "not spreading where malaria is rndemic theory?"
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at March 25, 2020 06:09 PM (dVp8a)
God: *puts hands on hips* "Me help me! As Me as my witness, I am not here for your amusement!"
Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:20 PM (hvf9s)
I linked his video there the other day.
He compares hollywood actors to less than... pretty much everyone out there in terms of important. It was great.
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (vEIlU)
My husband just yelled so much profanity at the TV. And he typically doesn't swear.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
75 lb Everlast, and MMA gloves. And planks. And bourbon.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (x8Wzq)
My answer: one. You for asking a dumb question.
Trump answered none, correct.
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (+dsLj)
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why are you not only feeding but quoting the troll? one of the cobs went over this very thing a day or two ago.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (YqDXo)
LOL!
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (dNzKv)
Eh, who knows??? Grilling burgers tonight.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (x8Wzq)
And bad decisions!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (NEu0P)
Yes. And if the virus failed to penetrate, it would be encouraging for us going in to summer. But they are seeing 20% daily growth, with cases so far only in the hundreds. So it may be that there is a cluster, and it stops here, but it does not seem to be the case.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (El6T/)
check out the use of Mediterranean Lingua Franca as a Fake "Turkish" in a 1670 play
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediterranean_Lingua_Franca
Posted by: ace
Fascinating!
THIS is what people should be forced to speak on "Talk Like A Pirate Day" (which I otherwise simply loathe as a fake holiday).
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (N9G0H)
I've got a yuge amount of anger backed up inside of me, and going mediaeval on someone's ass would relieve a lot of stress.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 06:16 PM (2JVJo)
That's what I was thinking. If I was walking through the grocery store and saw someone licking the ice cream, well, I'd probably have to spend the night in jail.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Vendette at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (nRNOc)
****
No he doesn't which is why he wants Trump to continue the shutdown. Anything, ANYTHING to ruin his reelection chances."
Tell French is this drags on another few weeks, troops will have to be withdrawn from the Middle East. His sugar daddies will tell him to change his tune then.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (puu6v)
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We should pull all our troops out immediately, starting with Ashcanistan, then Western Europe.
Put them into quarantine for two weeks. Probably need to do it in phases, so DEFINITELY start with Afghanistan.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (+0uDE)
2) Hair.......check.
3) Airplane Toilet seat.......check.
4) Fish Tank Cleaner.......check.
Did I forget anything?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (NiXyF)
He has made Utah a second home and loves it. And we love him here. I was so happy to hear he was doing that!
Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 06:15 PM (+0uDE)
Nah, even the COVID ACT NOW panic mongers don't assume R0 (number of people each person infects) of 3 or more.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (NEu0P)
Yes. And if the virus failed to penetrate, it would be encouraging for us going in to summer. But they are seeing 20% daily growth, with cases so far only in the hundreds. So it may be that there is a cluster, and it stops here, but it does not seem to be the case.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (dNzKv)
Summer is not going to save us. The reason colds and flus spread more readily in the winter months is because people spend more time indoors around other people. We're already getting less contact with other people than we get in a normal summer.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 05:38 PM (wGeit)
Three times. That we know of.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (SXmvw)
None, not one. Which is why we are going to hunker down and shelter in place.
Ask DOT
None, not one. Which why we are closing all modes of transportation, even the sidewalks.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (Sod+H)
Posted by: Mookie at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Rich at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (/Zade)
Posted by: Rbastid at March 26, 2020 12:11 AM (4xc10)
Hey
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