Iran's "Clerics" Steal €1 Billion in Medical Aid from the Public

What does Allah command you do with thieves?

Iranian regime officials stole more than $1 billion in humanitarian funds meant to be used to help the country's people fight the spread of coronavirus, according to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.

European countries intended for more than $1 billion cash for medical supplies to go to the Iranian people, who have been ravaged by the virus. But American officials say regime leaders instead pocketed the money and are now using it to protect themselves from the virus as it spreads throughout the population. This includes hoarding medical supplies that were meant to aid Iranian citizens.

Multiple regional reports have showed that before and since the virus began spreading, Iranian leaders stole funds purposed directly to support the ailing Iranian people.

...

"Regime officials stole over a billion euros intended for medical supplies," Pompeo said in one of the first public accountings of Iran's alleged misuse of humanitarian funds that were meant to be used in cases such as the coronavirus outbreak. That sum amounts to well over one billion in American currency. Pompeo also said Iranian officials "continue to hoard desperately needed masks, gloves, and other medical equipment for sale on the black market."

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1 st?

Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 02:13 PM (ukNFU)

2 Wow! I haven't had one of these in a year!

Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 02:13 PM (ukNFU)

3 Curse you johnd01.

Also, I'm shocked. SHOCKED!

Posted by: Virginian at March 25, 2020 02:14 PM (Y7Qzg)

4 Be real nice to see the Iranian People topple their Kung Flu infected leaders.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 02:14 PM (noaju)

5 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:14 PM (UWqZJ)

6 dammit, i missed the hat trick

oh well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 02:14 PM (d7Ww2)

7 And Europe will still side with Iran over America unless Trump threatens Europe.

Because they're better people, and stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:14 PM (UWqZJ)

8 What does Allah command you do with thieves?

In the kingdom of the One-Handed...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (KxVoZ)

9 Nice people those effing ayatollahs!

Hope they appreciate inshallah when it comes around!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (BiNEL)

10 Wow, Iranian leaders are evil crooks? Who would have thought that!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (E+OcO)

11 Islam is really just another way for the grifter leaders to oppress their people.

Must be why the socialists love Muslims so much.

Posted by: Virginian at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (Y7Qzg)

12 Oh, and fuck the Europeans for sucking all that Mullah Cock.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (noaju)

13 At least it's less than Obama gave them.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (uEbPt)

14 SIL

Sinister Iranian Leaders

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (JFO2v)

15 I kill you!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (+0AKE)

16 Steal? You mean borrowing, right?

Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (88xKn)

17 Press response:

1. Pompeo is lying
2. The mullahs didn't steal the medical supplies, they were awarded them by the Iranian people.
3. They only stole them to keep the Jews from stealing them from the Iranian people.
4. We can't believe the Trump administration let this happen.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (ZfRYq)

18 There was a report about Iran in a German paper last week.

Said if they took full immediate precautions they're looking at 11,000 dead. If they give it an expected amount of effort the likely outcome is 110,000 deaths. If they go full Iran with respect to compliance and sanitation it's 3.5 million.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (c4UJn)

19 I'm starting to think these guys might not entirely be on the up & up.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (l6b3d)

20 Get me the otters on Line 1.

Posted by: Allah at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (ejd/p)

21 what did they expect?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (FTlwv)

22 12 Oh, and fuck the Europeans for sucking all that Mullah Cock.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (noaju)

Mullah Cock should only be used for the intended purpose. Goats!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (JFO2v)

23 One meelyon drachma for the dancing lady!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (KxVoZ)

24 Islamic Fascism the same as Regular Fascism.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (r+sAi)

25 European countries intended for more than $1 billion cash for medical supplies to go to the Iranian people, who have been ravaged by the virus. But American officials say regime leaders instead pocketed the money and are now using it to protect themselves from the virus as it spreads throughout the population. This includes hoarding medical supplies that were meant to aid Iranian citizens.
+++++++++++++
Thus the problem with foreign aid to corrupt, hateful regimes. It doesn't actually help when the recipients are crapulent warlords.

This is how "one laptop per child" becomes "one laptop per child soldier."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (e/H31)

26 What does Allah command you do with thieves?



Make 'em hump a goat?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (Vddbf)

27 I'm pretty sure that pointing this out is racist somehow.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (h+Dtu)

28 I am sure that I am not the only one who has noticed that a lot of the people and leaders who are being stricken with Kung Flu are those who hate POTUS.

Posted by: Jmel at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (OeWgo)

29 This seems appropriate:


https://youtu.be/5VdZewCFyfg

Posted by: pookysgirl, couch grouch at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (XKZwp)

30 I do not like this.

Posted by: Sharif at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (ejd/p)

31 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (uZuKb)

32 When they whack off a hand, is it the eatin' hand or the poopin' hand?

Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (ukNFU)

33 SIL- Senior Iranians Laughing

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (flINI)

34 Allah wills that the clerics get the money because their faith is the strongest. Duh.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (h+Dtu)

35 Part of mullah healthcare is a villa in the south of France.

It's in the fucking Koran - look it up.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (mrrpT)

36 Porn hub is down?

Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (uZuKb)

37 Pompeo also said Iranian officials "continue to hoard desperately needed masks, gloves, and other medical equipment for sale on the black market."

But we can totes rely on them to honor the nuclear deal.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (Z4rgH)

38
If the JCPOA had survived, this would never have happened.

But it didn't anyway.

Pass it on.

Posted by: Ben Rhodes at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (G51Gf)

39 Those mace-wielding bastards!

Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (No81z)

40 We was really really sick

Cough cough

... Abdul Mohammed Achoo...

Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (vd8XM)

41
I'm shocked! Shocked!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (7rVsF)

42 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

43 Too bad Barry isn't still around to send more pallets of cash.

Posted by: elprez at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (X66kk)

44 36
Porn hub is down?

Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (uZuKb)

*reaches for face colander*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (KnJdm)

45 There was a report about Iran in a German paper last week.

Said if they took full immediate precautions they're looking at 11,000 dead. If they give it an expected amount of effort the likely outcome is 110,000 deaths. If they go full Iran with respect to compliance and sanitation it's 3.5 million.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


So this is Black Death, Smallpox & 1918 all rolled into one?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (Vddbf)

46 These guys need a long drop and a sudden stop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (QrImU)

47 Praising allah has been berry berry good to me!

Posted by: Imam Mahmoud bin Goatfucker at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (XVuno)

48 European countries intended for more than $1 billion cash for medical supplies to go to the Iranian people, who have been ravaged by the virus. But American officials say regime leaders instead pocketed the money and are now using it to protect themselves from the virus as it spreads throughout the population.

Is this the South Park "Magic Johnson / AIDS" episode in real life?

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Why would you give them $ 1 billion?

Now the terrorists will put CoronaVirus in their homemade Bomb vests, for sure.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (haWye)

50
When they whack off a hand, is it the eatin' hand or the poopin' hand?

Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM


IIRC, it's the eatin' hand what gets whacked

Posted by: AltonJackson
...and remember that we are not descended from fearful men
at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (9C0cu)

51 As with Democrats, people suffering is a feature, not a bug.

The more Iranian citizens are suffering and dying, the more they and their Western allies can demand the US life sanctions.

This is a win-win for the greedy mullahs.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (bDqIh)

52 if hillary was prez she would be sending all of the ventilators over there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (r+sAi)

53 A kleptocratic murderous regime does business as usual?

Wherever did I put my shocked face?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (WEBkv)

54 Ben Rhodes and John F'n Kerry - What say YOU?

Posted by: zeera at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (zUdXR)

55 There will be those who will insist these "clerics" are actually JOOs!

As we all suspected.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (mrrpT)

56 I saw this story yesterday - HA! This is why you don't give "charity" to kleptocracies. People sometimes say "don't punish the people for their leadership", but that's not our choice - their leadership has already chosen punishment for their people, we can't change that. Same thing goes for Venezuela and other hellholes. The Iranian people can revolt, or they can die in misery, sickness and poverty.

Either choice is fine by me. I sure don't live there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (trdmm)

57 Porn hub is down?

Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (uZuKb)

*reaches for face colander*
Posted by: flounder


First the stores are out of Manwhich.
Now pronhub is down??

*Starts loading empty magazines.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (Vddbf)

58 Hey man, WTAF?

Posted by: Hidden Imam #12 at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (XVuno)

59 When they whack off a hand, is it the eatin' hand or the poopin' hand?

Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM


It won't be one of the hands.

Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (ABjxW)

60 Just in: No TP shortage in Iran.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (r+sAi)

61 When they whack off a hand, is it the eatin' hand or the poopin' hand?

*******

They've got hands that eat and hands that poop? That's weird

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (flINI)

62 57 First the stores are out of Manwhich.
Now pronhub is down??

*Starts loading empty magazines.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (Vddbf)

========

That's a weird way to say that you're jerking off to pictures in magazines, but you do you, buddy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (UWqZJ)

63
>>European countries intended for more than $1 billion cash for medical supplies to go to the Iranian people, who have been ravaged by the virus. But American officials say ---


Yeah, just curious whether European officials are also saying this. They should be.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (G51Gf)

64 Willowed:

First of all *smish*

II. I do not have enough gold lame for how Versailles it's getting
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 01:57 PM (mf5HN)


**smish right back**

I will be understanding, but pissed, if the MoMe gets cancelled. I'd finally worked myself up into a mental state where I want to see you and Bander and Eris again (you know what I mean).

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (2JVJo)

65 One billion? That's cute.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (MgAxs)

66 No way!
Infidel liars.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (KpUZP)

67 So Iran is on the list with China of countries that should be completely isolated, embargoed, and shunned by the rest of the world?

I can live with that.

Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (NiXyF)

68 They say sunshine kills the coronavirus.

I'll bet a dollar Bottled Sunshine will too.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (Vddbf)

69 What would Nelson Muntz say?

Posted by: Regular joe at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (6/uwW)

70 *Starts loading empty magazines.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (Vddbf)



========



That's a weird way to say that you're jerking off to pictures in magazines, but you do you, buddy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (UWqZJ)

You don't have a strategic porn reserve? Fool.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (KnJdm)

71 Unless there is some serious kickback why would anyone give money to those 7th century savages?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (y0S2P)

72 Europeans are so incredibly naive, to this day.

Sending money to iran for humanitarian purposes.

Seriously?

You have GOT to be kidding me.

There is a 100% chance it will either be pocketed by the Mullahs, or used to fund terrorism, or both.

Only a fool or a leftist would fall for that scam for the hundredth time in a row.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (N9G0H)

73 One billion euros will buy A LOT of camel piss!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (Vy7tf)

74 Posted by: Imam Mahmoud bin Goatfucker at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (XVuno)

This made me LOL.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

75 Ben Rhodes and John F'n Kerry - What say YOU?
Posted by: zeera at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (zUdXR)
-------------

Stock answer: Just think how bad things would have been without our intervention!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (WEBkv)

76 >>I'd finally worked myself up into a mental state where I want to see you and Bander and Eris again (you know what I mean).


You want to wear Teddies, watch Buffy and Braid each other's hair?

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (noaju)

77 How is what the mullahs are doing that much different from what Nancy and Chuck are trying to with the bailout bill?

Posted by: Decaf at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (xarPm)

78 European countries intended for more than $1 billion cash for medical supplies to go to the Iranian people, who have been ravaged by the virus.


Your innocent faith is, charming.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (XVuno)

79 Sounds a lot like our clerics democrats

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (YslsA)

80 >>Too bad Barry isn't still around to send more pallets of cash.


"Oh, we're trying to get the money flowing again!"
-- Ben Rhodes, John Kerry

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (bDqIh)

81 The Israeli's need to turn the weather machine up to 11 and get some tornadoes headed due east.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (7Fj9P)

82 If Trump didn't kill the Iran deal, they wouldn't have been forced to appropriate these supplies and money!

Posted by: The American Media at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (F6tBH)

83 You don't have a strategic porn reserve? Fool.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (KnJdm)


Really. There should be some way to stream old VHS porn in times of national emergency.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (mrrpT)

84 Those pallets of cash must've run out.

Posted by: Fortcoins at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (JbL9Q)

85 Right hand goes at chop-chop square.

Posted by: Bob Nutting, Pittsburgh Pirate owner at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (gwucc)

86 You want to wear Teddies, watch Buffy and Braid each other's hair?
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (noaju)
------
I saw Buffy and Braid open for Seals and Crofts in '72.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (g8Yc+)

87 Harvey Lembeck voice:

"These mullahs ain't kosher, animal".

Posted by: getting the banned back together at the ol stalag at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (cczjG)

88 But my harem needed new carpeting!

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (N9G0H)

89 You mean Barack and John Kerry's buddies lied, stole, and don't care about their people?

Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (oiNtH)

90 "84 Those pallets of cash must've run out."

We don't know how much the Clans Kerry and Biden grab-bagged before the flights left, to be fair.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (puu6v)

91 **checks**

xhamster is still up.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (2JVJo)

92 I wonder if COVID is affecting their military? Might be a good time for the Iranian people to stage an uprising. At this point, I don't think that they have a lot to lose.

Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (oiNtH)

93 You don't have a strategic porn reserve? Fool.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (KnJdm)


Really. There should be some way to stream old VHS porn in times of national emergency.
Posted by: jwest



*pulls out projector and 8mm reels.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (Vddbf)

94 If there was a nationwide vote on foreign aid, I bet 90% would vote against a penny going anywhere.

Yet TruCons have always dismissed this concern, or will try and score a bank shot like it's anti-semitic because Israel needs aid.

We throw trillions down the rabbit hole every year. Trump is the first President I can ever remember addressing it.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (sjTfF)

95 I ran, you ran, she ran, we all ran, ...Uhhhh...Next question.

Posted by: JOE BIDEN at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (lMn1U)

96 Really. There should be some way to stream old VHS porn in times of national emergency.
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (mrrpT)



I don't want to go back to building my own Skinemax decoder from a kit. No way.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (XVuno)

97 In Iran, the goat fucks you

Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (uZuKb)

98 Iranian people are finding out that they are totally dispensable even if they don't protest against the government. They may not be shot dead during a protest or left to die in a jail but they are still left at the mercy of the plague.

Posted by: Decaf at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (xarPm)

99 European countries intended for more than $1 billion cash for medical supplies to go to the Iranian people, who have been ravaged by the virus.


Your innocent faith is, charming.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (XVuno)


Yeah.

If you want Iranians to have medical supplies, send them the supplies.

Now, they may get sold on the black market instead of going to the people, but hey. You tried and it didn't directly go to bombs that will kill you.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

100 *pulls out projector and 8mm reels.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (Vddbf)


All right. Girls with big hair giving head to someone who still has their socks on.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (mrrpT)

101 They've got hands that eat and hands that poop? That's weird

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (flINI)


allah has some strange ways...

and the first hand to go is the "eating" hand iirc

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (BiNEL)

102
The anti-regime elements, along with thousands of students and workers demonstrated throughout Tehran. The IRGC waded into them with axes. They dispersed.

Nothing changes here. Mishandling of The Virus!, petty theft, and blown-up airliners won't change the situation on the ground in Iran.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (II2Y0)

103 94 If there was a nationwide vote on foreign aid, I bet 90% would vote against a penny going anywhere.

Yet TruCons have always dismissed this concern, or will try and score a bank shot like it's anti-semitic because Israel needs aid.

We throw trillions down the rabbit hole every year. Trump is the first President I can ever remember addressing it.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (sjTfF)

=========

It's billions.

Foreign aid is something like 1% of the budget.

And people regularly campaign against it, listing it as one of those line items they're going to zero out once they get into office, but it never goes anywhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (UWqZJ)

104 This too is the story of Obama.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (mw1Wz)

105 PornHub is down?

That's deflating news.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (KxVoZ)

106 Hmm. My collection of Playboy exercise videos may fund my retirement after all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (XVuno)

107 And the "naive" Europeans will still be friends with the thieves when this is all over.

Posted by: Decaf at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (xarPm)

108 107 And the "naive" Europeans will still be friends with the thieves when this is all over.
Posted by: Decaf at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (xarPm)

=========

Better than being friends with Trump, you know?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:26 PM (UWqZJ)

109 anyone use email besides google or Hotmail? more for business than personal but I guess that doesn't matter much.
Gmail wont take my damn user name i want. I have outlook for personal.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies befotre everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 02:26 PM (7ZMbn)

110 Hard to find good info out of Iran, because 1) it always is, Iran, and 2) the situation. But it's very bad. "Leadership" was hit very bad (hamda'allah), in a quirk of good luck for the world, due to Chinese presence in Qom area. And regime was as criminally reckless as you'd expect - direct flights to/from China, no testing/quarantine, continued until very very late in this thing.

Though the FDA and CDC haven't done peer-reviewed/large sample studies yet, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say licking shrines was also not a help.

And just a day or two ago, a funeral for some regime thug occurred - the usual procession of thousands packed together in a street/square. Brilliant!

There are credible reports, and imagery, of mass graves being dug outside several major cities.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 02:27 PM (El6T/)

111 All right. Girls with big hair giving head to someone who still has their socks on.
Posted by: jwest


*big hair in both places.

Looks like she's got Buckwheat in a scissors lock.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:27 PM (Vddbf)

112 *Starts loading empty magazines.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (Vddbf)

rick, I do not understand those last two words.

Posted by: RI Red at March 25, 2020 02:27 PM (ZVQcg)

113 Corrupt regimes can be drug "suppliers" as well as importers. China makes something like 93% of the pharmaceuticals consumed in the US. If one thinks that the wrangling over the recent "stimulus" bill was unseemly, just wait until we try to rebuild domestic US pharmaceutical production in the US.

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 02:27 PM (Pqytn)

114 Reasons the Third World Finishes Third #1... Islam

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 25, 2020 02:27 PM (ABuva)

115 **checks**

xhamster is still up.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM


So this is what slows down Pixy's hamsters?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2020 02:28 PM (ejd/p)

116 and the first hand to go is the "eating" hand iirc

What does it take to lose the gripping hand?

Posted by: some Motie at March 25, 2020 02:28 PM (ZBrWm)

117 rick, I do not understand those last two words.
Posted by: RI Red



I got more in. Didn't have time. Now, thanks to staycation, I do.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:28 PM (Vddbf)

118 *big hair in both places.

Looks like she's got Buckwheat in a scissors lock.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:27 PM (Vddbf)

Ha!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 02:28 PM (QrImU)

119 We don't know how much the Clans Kerry and Biden grab-bagged before the flights left, to be fair.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (puu6v)


As if a few pallets of fungible cash would fall out of the cargo hold at Newark!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (BiNEL)

120 Hey ,if we'd give them a billion worth of air-dropped ordinance to 'improve infrastructure' you'd be giving Iran what it really needs .

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (xXx5y)

121 But my harem needed new carpeting!
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (N9G0H)


Hardwood. This isn't the 70s.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (SgjGX)

122 I use a couple g-mails as throwaway accounts for when I have to give an e-mail address but never want to see anything from the person(s) I gave it to.

I just use my initials followed by a number. Like XYZ1 and XYZ2.

Yes, my name IS Xavier Yakov Ziegfield.


Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (KxVoZ)

123 *pulls out projector and 8mm reels.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (Vddbf)

Porn staches, wokka-wokka jazz soundtrack and vocals that don't match the action. What's not to like?

Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (ABjxW)

124 Funnily enough, our own political class is at this very moment figuring out how it too can re-direct/steal billions of dollars intended for US pandemic relief for it's very own purposes.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (dYe5S)

125 OT: So, Dolley apparently reupped our CBS All Access membership a while ago. So, I'm gonna go through Picard.

Because I hate myself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)

126 I guess they ran out of the money Obama gave them.

Posted by: BOHICA at March 25, 2020 02:30 PM (kQBSd)

127 How is this different than most of the humanitarian aid we give to any African Nation?

Most of it ends up in Switzerland or the Cayman Islands.

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 02:30 PM (+0uDE)

128 127 How is this different than most of the humanitarian aid we give to any African Nation?

Most of it ends up in Switzerland or the Cayman Islands.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 02:30 PM (+0uDE)

==========

I'm sure some of it ends up back in America. You know, in the form of checks for the DNC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:30 PM (UWqZJ)

129 Looks like she's got Buckwheat in a scissors lock.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:27 PM (Vddbf)

Is that Gene Shalit between your legs?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:30 PM (KxVoZ)

130 What does Allah command you do with thieves?

__________


Give them $150 billion and nukes. Duh ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 02:31 PM (4Lm/y)

131 In another nice twist here, Iran is echoing/amplifying the absurd and slanderous Chinese allegations of US responsibility for the pandemic.

Given the state of the US populace, the collapse of media, one wonders, but this situation in another America would be more than ripe for an Iran/1979 situation: a widespread instinctive hostility to a regime that became a generational fixture - for very good reason - in fact may have faded a bit *before* it was appropriate (thus, the still-stunning ability of the idiotic children of the Obama admin. to do the catastrophic Iran deal, without widespread/bipartisan revolt).


Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 02:31 PM (El6T/)

132 The Iranian leaders behave just like.


Democrats

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 02:31 PM (kpVe/)

133 It's billions.

Foreign aid is something like 1% of the budget.

And people regularly campaign against it, listing it as one of those line items they're going to zero out once they get into office, but it never goes anywhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

___________________

But it's every year, I'm scoring it over decades.

And things like military aid is definitely in the trillions.

We spent over $2 trillion on Iraq alone, a lot of that was just aid. It wasn't just bullets.

What do we spend every year on bases in places like Saudi Arabia?

I've seen estimates where we've spent $6.4 trillion just in the middle east alone. And for what?

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 02:31 PM (sjTfF)

134 Is that Gene Shalit between your legs?
Posted by: Guy Smiley



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:31 PM (Vddbf)

135
Yes, my name IS Xavier Yakov Ziegfield.





posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (KxVoZ)

me too, but I want this user name to reflect a business name and google keeps pushing me to my initials or name.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies befotre everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 02:31 PM (7ZMbn)

136 I believe the correct title--from St. Obama--is "Our Partners in Peace, Iran"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 02:31 PM (vPKfA)

137 The Dems think Biden and Bernie can't get it done - so they turn to YET ANOTHER WHITE GUY.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (ZfRYq)

138 PussyHair cut like Anita Baker.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

139 125 OT: So, Dolley apparently reupped our CBS All Access membership a while ago. So, I'm gonna go through Picard.

Because I hate myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)

Ed Driscoll at Insty liked Picard. Should I be reconsidering my embargo of Woke Trek?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (iuFgi)

140 >>> 72 Europeans are so incredibly naive, to this day. Sending money to iran for humanitarian purposes. Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM

They're not naive. Eurabia is just paying their jizya.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (l6b3d)

141 Just a reminder, it was never about ideology, philosophy, or theology, it was always about money, power and sex. As is always the case with authoritarians.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (Y6UV7)

142 103 94 If there was a nationwide vote on foreign aid, I bet 90% would vote against a penny going anywhere.
---------
That was the thing during impeachment - there was a not insignificant part of the country that said wait - we're giving how much to Ukraine?

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (/ZYFC)

143 We rape, and rob, and rhyme, and PILLAGE...coronavirus relief funds.

Posted by: The Mid-Eastie Boys at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (KxVoZ)

144 So Iran is on the list with China of countries that
should be completely isolated, embargoed, and shunned by the rest of the
world?



I can live with that.

Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (NiXyF)

==========================
The US imports over 90% of its antibiotic supplies from Chinese-based pharmaceutical plants.

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (Pqytn)

145 It's no different from what the bleeding heart morons do in Africa.

They send money and food to feel better about themselves, and it makes the situation WORSE because the warlords just take it and keep it for themselves.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (setIA)

146 139 125 OT: So, Dolley apparently reupped our CBS All Access membership a while ago. So, I'm gonna go through Picard.

Because I hate myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)

Ed Driscoll at Insty liked Picard. Should I be reconsidering my embargo of Woke Trek?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (iuFgi)

===========

Based on everything I've seen, no. It sounds like the same poorly told kind of stories by people who understand neither storytelling structure or character making a mockery of a franchise they don't like.

I can't wait!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (UWqZJ)

147 125 OT: So, Dolley apparently reupped our CBS All Access membership a while ago. So, I'm gonna go through Picard.

Because I hate myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)

I saw something where CBSAllAccess is free for a month or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (QrImU)

148 Oh - I meant to say, the anti-Iran sentiment stemming from '79 might be replicated in some form by widespread resentment of Chinese regime recklessness and hostility now. With the obvious economic/trade kicker that's already been there.

But the suicidally-stupid conditioning of so many Americans to not be able to think rationally about these things, and screech "xenophobia!! eleventy!!" any time a foreign power acts in a dangerous criminal manner and needs correction, probably makes this a vain hope ....

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (El6T/)

149 any money Iran gets should be pasted to nukes and dropped to them.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies befotre everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (7ZMbn)

150 Europeans are so incredibly naive, to this day.

Sending money to iran for humanitarian purposes.

Seriously?

You have GOT to be kidding me.

There is a 100% chance it will either be pocketed by the Mullahs, or used to fund terrorism, or both.

Only a fool or a leftist would fall for that scam for the hundredth time in a row.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (N9G0H)


They're not naive. They're buying their way into the Mullah's good graces in hopes of getting a kickback to companies in their countries, as well as cash into their personal bank accounts.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (SgjGX)

151 Make friends with people who work at the grocery store near you.

They told me when orders were coming in

Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:34 PM (uZuKb)

152 147 125 OT: So, Dolley apparently reupped our CBS All Access membership a while ago. So, I'm gonna go through Picard.

Because I hate myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)

I saw something where CBSAllAccess is free for a month or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (QrImU)

==========

That's how I found out we already have it.

"We could get a free month of this. I'm gonna sign up."

"We already have it."

"Since when?"

"I dunno. Since Survivor started again?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:34 PM (UWqZJ)

153 Based on everything I've seen, no. It sounds like the same poorly told kind of stories by people who understand neither storytelling structure or character making a mockery of a franchise they don't like.

I can't wait!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (UWqZJ)

I think the important question here is: Are Jeri Ryan's tits undiminished in their grandeur?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 02:35 PM (QrImU)

154 any money Iran gets should be pasted to nukes and dropped to them.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies befotre everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (7ZMbn)
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Smart munitions - we don't want to take out the hot Iranian protest babes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 02:35 PM (g8Yc+)

155 "Oh, Allan, please let their punishment be the cutting off of their two inchers." Chief Goat Of Iran

Posted by: Iranian Goat Union at March 25, 2020 02:35 PM (0jfkF)

156 A billion?

Dang.

At least our Representatives only personally stole $25 million for Chinavirus.

Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2020 02:35 PM (P1f+c)

157 93 Hey, did you know you can get porn in COLOR now?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 25, 2020 02:35 PM (ABuva)

158 Smart munitions - we don't want to take out the hot Iranian protest babes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 02:35 PM (g8Yc+)

Strategery. I like it.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies befotre everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 02:36 PM (7ZMbn)

159 LOL.

Andrea Mitchell "fears" skyrocketing approval for PDT amid corona virus outbreak (Newsbusters):

https://tinyurl.com/rnzhsqj

lolgf

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)

160 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 02:36 PM (arJlL)

161 159 LOL.

Andrea Mitchell "fears" skyrocketing approval for PDT amid corona virus outbreak (Newsbusters):

https://tinyurl.com/rnzhsqj

lolgf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)

==========

Why does she fear a united America?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (UWqZJ)

162 When they whack off a hand, is it the eatin' hand or the poopin' hand?

Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM

________________________________


They whack off the whacking off hand!

Posted by: stumck at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (w9Wax)

163 For leaders of a death cult, they don't seem all that interesting in dying.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (ZLI7S)

164 158 Smart munitions - we don't want to take out the hot Iranian protest babes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 02:35 PM (g8Yc+)

Strategery. I like it.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies befotre everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 02:36 PM (7ZMbn)

Plus, a B-52 reducing your rubble to... well more rubble is the ultimate in social distancing.

It's socially responsible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (QrImU)

165 ONE billion?


Pfff.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (oVJmc)

166 LOL.

Andrea Mitchell "fears" skyrocketing approval for PDT amid corona virus outbreak (Newsbusters):


Andrea Mitchell and her muppet looking ass can go pound sand.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Jeri Ryan's tits undiminished in their grandeur?

Borg 44 of D?

Posted by: getting the banned back together at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (QyAyx)

168 163 For leaders of a death cult, they don't seem all that interesting in dying.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

At least Hitler had the balls to go out shooting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (UWqZJ)

169 NJ Gov Phil Murphy presser makes Gov Cuomo look like a MENSA member.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (WQZ1O)

170 "I don't want to go back to building my own Skinemax decoder from a kit. No way."

Suppressed sync scrambling!

Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (eAZVt)

171 Andrea Mitchell is Tulsi in 10 years.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (6/uwW)

172
They whack off the whacking off hand!
Posted by: stumck at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (w9Wax)

-----

Stay away from my bacha bazi, else I'll fuck you up.

Posted by: Muslim at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (II2Y0)

173 151 Make friends with people who work at the grocery store near you.

They told me when orders were coming in

This. A few mornings spent camping out front of Krogers waiting for them to open, and I was on a first-name basis with many of them. They take group breaks outside, even the non-smokers, at ours. Lots of opportunity to chat and get the lowdown on what's coming in and when.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (KxVoZ)

174 RE sidebar item about John McCain remembrance: today is also National Waffle Day, so ...this seems apt.

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (0jZvB)

175 I'm sure some of it ends up back in America. You know, in the form of checks for the DNC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:30 PM (UWqZJ)

____________



The Dems' corrupt theft of public dollars and subsequent positive feedback money-laundering schemes used to further elect Dems are the closest that mankind has come to creating the mythical perpetual motion machine.

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (6XQpx)

176 Allahuuuu Ackbar!

Posted by: Swarthy Iranian Loser at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (aS1PU)

177 Make friends with people who work at the grocery store near you.



They told me when orders were coming in

Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:34 PM (uZuKb)


This. I'm super nice to all the cashiers and other store employees at my local Publix. As I was leaving yesterday morning, needing TP and finding the shelves empty, my cashier said, "Come back this afternoon around 2:00. They're restocking all the paper goods."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

178 >>> 162 They whack off the whacking off hand!
Posted by: stumck at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM

Just a note: This is in no way related to the gripping hand.

Posted by: L. Nivin & J Pournelle at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (l6b3d)

179 >>The Iranian leaders behave just like.

Democrats


YUP (see 51)
probably why they're allies

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

180 Listen, I hate to break this to you, but what were you expecting. I am less shocked about this than the Crime wave occurring in New York City with the new reforms happening.
They are Iran people, its like the story of the scorpion crossing the river. Your suddenly surprised that they would do this? Call me I am looking to sell a bridge.

Posted by: Picric at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (nonGu)

181 LOL.

Andrea Mitchell "fears" skyrocketing approval for PDT amid corona virus outbreak (Newsbusters):


Andrea Mitchell and her muppet looking ass can go pound sand.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
-------
She showed up fairly regularly on Imus's show in the late '90s / early '00s. She sounded fairly sensible, then...I guess it was an act.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (g8Yc+)

182 Whoa
Black and White porn from the 1950s?

That a thing??

Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (uZuKb)

183

Wait..let me guess.. it's all Trump's fault

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 02:40 PM (fI5R4)

184 175 The Dems' corrupt theft of public dollars and subsequent positive feedback money-laundering schemes used to further elect Dems are the closest that mankind has come to creating the mythical perpetual motion machine.
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (6XQpx)

==========

Let it not be forgotten that Janus was a major blow for them. Suddenly union power, which had been diminishing for decades, got a whole lot less potent.

And the slush fund in the DOJ ended.

Their money is drying up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:40 PM (UWqZJ)

185 Well, I have to head off to the liquor store. Third time this week I've had to restock my two week supply.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 02:40 PM (N39Ws)

186 Looks like Joe's live stream today went as well as the first 2.

The comments at the youtube link are brutal.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 02:40 PM (ZLI7S)

187
Whoa
Black and White porn from the 1950s?

That a thing??
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (uZuKb)

-----

Try the 1790s, bruh. It was wild.

Posted by: Tom J at March 25, 2020 02:40 PM (II2Y0)

188 How to provide actual help, especially in humanitarian situations, is well understood and generally easy to do with high confidence in disbursement of resources. Even the Europeans know how to do this (although they are remarkably naive and weak in general, in direct observation on this score, in the field, years ago).

In this kind of emergency, given the nature of the regime in Iran, they're aren't many good levers to push on, so impact of aid would be dubious. You don't provide $$. That's called "budget support", and is a rare tool reserved for situations with reasonable integrity of institutions on the other end.

In any case, the main problem in Iran was not $$, but policy and behavior - not adopting the measures needed to contain the contagion.

(yes I realize this is all just an op and a media-driven panic specifically cooked up to "crash the economy" and ruin Trump, with nothing behind it, but I'm playing along with the doctors and scientists and facts just for sake of discussion)

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 02:40 PM (El6T/)

189 182
Whoa

Black and White porn from the 1950s?



That a thing??

Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (uZuKb)
Man the torpedoes!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (N39Ws)

190 Euros? Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (lFi5f)

191 We had no idea that cash would be stolen from our cages at Newark. Come on man!

Posted by: Lufthansa at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (kpVe/)

192 OT: So, Dolley apparently reupped our CBS All Access membership a while ago. So, I'm gonna go through Picard.

Because I hate myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)


Remember we had the anime thread a couple of weeks ago? Well another benefit of anime is that anime hasn't gone all SJW like mainstream western media.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (h+Dtu)

193 This. I'm super nice to all the cashiers and other
store employees at my local Publix. As I was leaving yesterday morning,
needing TP and finding the shelves empty, my cashier said, "Come back
this afternoon around 2:00. They're restocking all the paper goods."




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

======================
Professional courtesy is a wonderful thing

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (Pqytn)

194 My dad served in the USAF way back with the dad of my BFF who lives in Reno now. She told me her dad witnessed a thief having a hand chopped off, while he was in Saudi Arabia. Big crowd was made to gather and witness it.

The guy had stolen a loaf of bread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (ptqGC)

195 >>Andrea Mitchell "fears" skyrocketing approval for PDT amid corona virus outbreak (Newsbusters):


Remember that photo of a bunch of reporters in a plane lovingly gazing at Hillz? Seem to recall Andrea Mitchell right in the middle of it. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (bDqIh)

196 PronHub >>> Black and white 70s biker mag pics plucked from trees in the woods.

I thought we were the only ones who had porn growing on trees until Greg Gutfeld riffed on tree porn in one of his books.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (KxVoZ)

197 36 Porn hub is down?


it's up

it's down


it's up

it's down


it's up

it's down


it's up

it's down


it's up

it's down

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (oVJmc)

198 Man, them urine peons sure is stoopid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (lFi5f)

199
FOX 11 Los Angeles @FOXLA
12h
STUNNING REVERSAL. The Los Angeles County Sheriff told @BillFOXLA Tuesday night that enforcement efforts to close down local gun stores have been suspended after intervention from the county's legal counsel

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (qjCzJ)

200 When I first got to Iraq to "nation build", the first thing the Army brass did was brief us on how things really worked. We were told of the CON: "Culturally Obligated Nepotism". We were to issue them everything from vaccines to Humvees, Medical supplies (my area) and brand new Glocks. We watched as much of it was carried right to the local black market. We were told to say and do nothing about it. So the people in charge knew from the start that nation building was a huge CON.

Posted by: I M Simpleton at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (3ayFC)

201 192 Remember we had the anime thread a couple of weeks ago? Well another benefit of anime is that anime hasn't gone all SJW like mainstream western media.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (h+Dtu)

=========

I heard that about Korean movies. I watched Train to Busan the other night, and while I don't have the knowledge of Korean politics, but it felt really obvious that it was insanely political. Just, not from the American idiom so a lot of it flew over my head.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (UWqZJ)

202 159 LOL.

Andrea Mitchell "fears" skyrocketing approval for PDT amid corona virus outbreak (Newsbusters):

https://tinyurl.com/rnzhsqj

lolgf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)

Heh. Someone said earlier today 'Don't fear the meeper!'.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (Vy7tf)

203 The only reason Iranian regime is still afloat is because they've been stealing Iraq's oil revenues for over ten years. This is why young Iraqis are still demonstrating since October 2019. They want an end to the Iraqi parliament's corruption that accommodates Iran's theft of their money, and they want monetary reforms that will end the primary conduit of the embezzlement, mainly the currency auctions from the Iraqi Central Bank. Once those reforms are enacted, the auctions end and the Iranian regime will fall.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM (DBPIP)

204 Try the 1790s, bruh. It was wild.

PlaySquire featured women with only one petticoat!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM (KxVoZ)

205 GRAMMIE WINGER - re your 260 from other thread - my attitude about this bug did a 180 after I spoke with my physician friend. She told me the virus load on a SARS CoV-2 swab is ten times that of the flu. I just received a mask and I intend to don it everywhere in public.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM (MzFJT)

206 STUNNING REVERSAL. The Los Angeles County Sheriff told @BillFOXLA Tuesday night that enforcement efforts to close down local gun stores have been suspended after intervention from the county's legal counsel


yes, That Coward Tom Wolf also very quietly backed down on this here in PA

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM (j9HX3)

207 PronHub needs to attain, maintain and sustain its bandwidth capabilities.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:44 PM (KxVoZ)

208 >>I'm sure some of it ends up back in America. You know, in the form of checks for the DNC.

It's not just our aid either. EU and IMF funds have been used for the same purposes.

There's a reason globalists around the world stick together.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)

209 Why would anyone send money to these people. Barack? I'm talking to you. I'm afraid we need all our hand-sanitizer. Maybe send toilet tissue along with an equal supply of operations manuals.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at March 25, 2020 02:44 PM (kfcYC)

210 Try the 1790s, bruh. It was wild.

PlaySquire featured women with only one petticoat!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM


Some of those trollops were even showing some ankle.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2020 02:44 PM (ejd/p)

211 TP Back in Wal Mart.you can leave your caves now.

Posted by: Chinese Flu at March 25, 2020 02:44 PM (kpVe/)

212 Whoa
Black and White porn from the 1950s?

That a thing??
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (uZuKb)


Once you go Edwardian, you never need a guardian.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (2JVJo)

213 The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.
After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and
decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So,
they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels
and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him.
They haven't seen a squirrel since....

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (jsWA8)

214
Andrea Mitchell is Tulsi in 10 years.

Posted by: Regular joe


She wishes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (un7FC)

215 Jeri Ryan's tits helped bring us Obama.

BAD tits. BAD!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (KxVoZ)

216 CBS All Access membership


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)

I got that for my wife because she likes to work out to a few CBS shows. We cancelled after less than a month because the interface was awful and really slow. Half the time she couldn't watch what she wanted...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (dLLD6)

217 Finally found a link to the actual bill. Although, I'm sure stuff will change in it:

https://tinyurl.com/v2c5yxb

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (cF8AT)

218 oh lordy

the quarantine has gotten to us

KTE shaved doggeh's tail

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (G546f)

219
STUNNING REVERSAL. The Los Angeles County Sheriff told @BillFOXLA Tuesday night that enforcement efforts to close down local gun stores have been suspended after intervention from the county's legal counsel


yes, That Coward Tom Wolf also very quietly backed down on this here in PA
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!


Do they have anything to sell?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (aKsyK)

220 The only reason Iranian regime is still afloat is because they've been stealing Iraq's oil revenues for over ten years. This is why young Iraqis are still demonstrating since October 2019. They want an end to the Iraqi parliament's corruption that accommodates Iran's theft of their money, and they want monetary reforms that will end the primary conduit of the embezzlement, mainly the currency auctions from the Iraqi Central Bank. Once those reforms are enacted, the auctions end and the Iranian regime will fall.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM (DBPIP)


It still pisses me off how close we were to accomplishing everything we wanted in 2009. Iraq was stabilized, Afghanistan hadn't flared up, and the Iranians were on the ropes. Say what you will about McCain, he likely wouldn't have given the Iranians pallets of cash or turned over the influence in Iraq to the Revolutionary Guard. And a mullah-free Iran would have solved a lot of our problems in the region over the past ten years.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (SgjGX)

221 "TP Back in Wal Mart.you can leave your caves now."

The hoarders must be really frustrated at American productivity. They tried to buy it all, but it just keeps getting re-stocked!

Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 02:46 PM (eAZVt)

222 Do they have anything to sell?

yeah good question, probably they are pretty dismal (the gun shops)

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 02:46 PM (j9HX3)

223 I heard that about Korean movies. I watched Train to Busan the other night, and while I don't have the knowledge of Korean politics, but it felt really obvious that it was insanely political. Just, not from the American idiom so a lot of it flew over my head.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (UWqZJ)

Oh, I'm sure that's going on too. But I'm not that much of a weeb to know about what's going on in Japanese culture to pick up on it, so it doesn't bother me.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 02:46 PM (h+Dtu)

224 the 'ten times the virus load' metric also leads me to believe this bug is engineered.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (MzFJT)

225 197
it's up

it's down
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (oVJmc)


More like it's in, it's out..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (pS94+)

226 It still pisses me off how close we were to accomplishing everything we wanted in 2009. Iraq was stabilized, Afghanistan hadn't flared up, and the Iranians were on the ropes. Say what you will about McCain, he likely wouldn't have given the Iranians pallets of cash or turned over the influence in Iraq to the Revolutionary Guard. And a mullah-free Iran would have solved a lot of our problems in the region over the past ten years.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (SgjGX)


My friends.

You have nothing to fear from an Owebama presidency.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

227 China reporting success treating critically ill virus patients by using an anti-inflammatory rheumatoid arthritis drug called Actemra. They tested it on 20 critical virus patients and said it cured 19 of them within two weeks. The FDA has okayed trials of it here in the U.S., to start in April.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/rn5bxq2

More ammo in the fight against this nasty Chinese Lung Rot.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (k4dH2)

228 Ha, that's actually hilarious good news about the human garbage now "serving" as LA County sheriff. Here's to hoping he has a fever and dry cough in his near future.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (El6T/)

229 Another thing islam and the demo-commie party have in common.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (pw+jk)

230
Dow still up and at 1,153. Keep going...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (pS94+)

231 I blame the Europee-ons who thought it was a good idea to shower the Mullahs with cash.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (X9WjX)

232
More like it's in, it's out..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (pS94+)


It was light it was dark it was light it was dark it was light it was dark.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

233 LOL.

Andrea Mitchell "fears" skyrocketing approval for PDT amid corona virus outbreak (Newsbusters):

https://tinyurl.com/rnzhsqj

lolgf


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)


That's all this is for those bastards, political gain. Destroying the economy and people's lives be damned if they could bring down OrangeManBad. Well now the scum are having another Wile E Coyote moment. I really want this one to really blow up in their faces but I fear too many people are too stupid to see how they are being played by the media hysteria

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (fI5R4)

234 217 Finally found a link to the actual bill. Although, I'm sure stuff will change in it:

https://tinyurl.com/v2c5yxb

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (cF8AT)

Thank you Tami. Page 36 if you are interested in the cap.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (sI15f)

235

Anyone know if Peloton is on the rise on account of everyone being home?

*Peloton charges a monthly fee to be part of their "cool" streaming classes, in which some knucklehead "coaches" you from afar, in addition to selling stationary cycles.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (un7FC)

236
Dear Plantationhouse Forum:

She was a dark and stormy trull. And as the sea wind whipped along the bay, more was being pounded than the Tidewater...

Posted by: Tom J at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (II2Y0)

237 233
More like it's in, it's out..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (pS94+)

It was light it was dark it was light it was dark it was light it was dark.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Wet, dry, wet, dry...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (pS94+)

238 Ho Lee Fook:

https://tinyurl.com/uqgyfcq

The Obama fandom continues unabated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (ptqGC)

239 Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM (j9HX3)
**********
In SW Pa.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (qjCzJ)

240 They will explain it as a CLERICAL ERROR...Praise be to ALLAH's Swiss Bank!!!

Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (5IHGB)

241 .

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (aS1PU)

242 215 Jeri Ryan's tits helped bring us Obama.

BAD tits. BAD!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (KxVoZ)

*confused. hurt*

But... tits good!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (QrImU)

243 >>>STUNNING REVERSAL. The Los Angeles County Sheriff told @BillFOXLA Tuesday night that enforcement efforts to close down local gun stores have been suspended after intervention from the county's legal counsel.


It's interesting how casually the Sheriff was willing to deprive citizens of one of their constitutional rights. If one right can be that easily 'suspended', they all can.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2020 02:49 PM (HmZuC)

244 218 did she at least leave the pom-pom at the end?

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 02:49 PM (MzFJT)

245 Sooth - A bit useless but at least its a business not closed

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 02:49 PM (ZCEU2)

246
You know, I'll bet if they brought back 80's aerobics, it would do phenomenal, if they also made it "virtual" so you could be part of the class from home.

I'd join.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 02:49 PM (un7FC)

247 officials say regime leaders instead pocketed the money

Boy, I'll bet that's a first!

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2020 02:50 PM (EYsyU)

248 215 Jeri Ryan's tits helped bring us Obama.

BAD tits. BAD!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (KxVoZ)

Seven of Nine gave us Eight of Hell

Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2020 02:50 PM (ABjxW)

249 How many pairs of pajamas does one austere cleric need?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 02:50 PM (8B6Ng)

250 Presidential Candidate Joe Biden, who has a high IQ and can do0 more push-ups than you, with his plan for the Coronavirus:

"And, in addition to that, in addition to that we have to make sure that we, we are in a position that we are, well met me go the second thing, I've spoken enough on that,"



JOE BIDEN 2020

Me go vote Joe!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2020 02:50 PM (9wmyx)

251 Colorado Alex with the truth that is controversial to speak here.

If the US had simply withdrawn (literally, and in terms of ops and influence) from Europe in the summer of '45, unlikely things there would have gone in a way that was in our interest. Things were bad/dicey for *years*, including near commie take-overs in Greece and Italy, and other delights.

Simpleton - if you don't mind, which year(s) and what part of the country were you in?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 02:50 PM (El6T/)

252 Staying with the 300 count rule
Of course the mulkahs are robbjng the population blind, thats what dictators, be they religious or secular do.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 02:51 PM (ZCEU2)

253 204
Try the 1790s, bruh. It was wild.



PlaySquire featured women with only one petticoat!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM (KxVoZ)

Check out the bodacious panniers on that lady.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 02:51 PM (KnJdm)

254 "And, in addition to that, in addition to that we have to make sure that we, we are in a position that we are, well met me go the second thing, I've spoken enough on that,"





Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2020 02:50 PM (9wmyx)

More ammo for my "Joe Biden or Michael Scott" game.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 02:51 PM (h+Dtu)

255 Porn Hub DOWN, well no more WackJobs at the Mall...........! ?

Phrasing

Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 02:51 PM (5IHGB)

256 Ho Lee Fook:

https://tinyurl.com/uqgyfcq

The Obama fandom continues unabated.
=====

I ran up to the drugstore at lunch time. Perusing the magazines, I saw one of those "special editions" with the glossy cover and near-cardstock pages, of the Obamas.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 02:51 PM (vg8iE)

257 Iranian regime officials stole more than $1 billion in humanitarian funds

Spent the early afternoon sighting in two pellet rifles from the front porch. I come back in and...nope, world hasn't changed at all.

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2020 02:52 PM (Ibwur)

258 >>> The US imports over 90% of its antibiotic supplies from Chinese-based pharmaceutical plants.

Obviously something we'd have to correct as we cut off trade with China.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2020 02:52 PM (Y6UV7)

259 CNBC's Jim Cramer called Tuesday's rally a "one-day bull market," noting on Tuesday: "You had stocks that moved so much they basically moved as if the second half of the year is going to be good. I struggle to find out why the second half of the year should be good .I hate this kind of rally. This was a machine-driven rally, just like the sell-offs I want to wait to see."
******
Why does anyone watch & listen to that asshat

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 02:52 PM (qjCzJ)

260
it's up

it's down
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi


More like it's in, it's out..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Nanzi's got a wheeze box. Daddy never sleeps at night.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 02:52 PM (aKsyK)

261
Aerobics:

https://youtu.be/wSjZjX4ShjU?t=4m50s

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 02:52 PM (un7FC)

262 cut off all Iran funding morons. the people are boned due to their leadership, let the leadership deal with the consequences of their actions

Posted by: The Pudding at March 25, 2020 02:53 PM (UPp47)

263 Hope I can find out more about that LA County counsel, and how this reversal went down. Early to say, but possibly a tiny bit of good news about the human garbage alien authoritarians ruining American life finally hearing constitutional foot-steps and doing their cowardly thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 02:53 PM (El6T/)

264 Ho Lee Fook:

https://tinyurl.com/uqgyfcq

The Obama fandom continues unabated.


Yet his transcripts are sealed for forevermore.

Fuck the Owbamatwats.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

265 *Peloton charges a monthly fee to be part of their "cool" streaming classes, in which some knucklehead "coaches" you from afar, in addition to selling stationary cycles.
_______________

I've never understood why anybody needs to be "coached" to pedal a stationary bicycle. Anybody paying for that is too stupid to live.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 02:53 PM (k4dH2)

266 If smart is suckering the country into voting twice for a marginally intelligent grifter with no real accomplishments to his name and no public review of his personal history, TFG is the standard

Posted by: rammajamma at March 25, 2020 02:53 PM (bLhAC)

267 I ran up to the drugstore at lunch time. Perusing
the magazines, I saw one of those "special editions" with the glossy
cover and near-cardstock pages, of the Obamas.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 02:51 PM (vg8iE)


We'll never, ever be rid of those two grifters. I heard there's one case of WooHoo Flu on Martha's Vineyard. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:54 PM (ptqGC)

268 you have a wife? yikes.

Posted by: non entity at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (B+t5k)

You seem to have a problem.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2020 02:54 PM (dLLD6)

269 When I first got to Iraq to "nation build", the first thing the Army brass did was brief us on how things really worked. We were told of the CON: "Culturally Obligated Nepotism". We were to issue them everything from vaccines to Humvees, Medical supplies (my area) and brand new Glocks. We watched as much of it was carried right to the local black market. We were told to say and do nothing about it. So the people in charge knew from the start that nation building was a huge CON.
Posted by: I M Simpleton at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (3ayFC)

My unit was assigned to train Iraqi national guard in 05-06. Some of them had feyadeen tats on their hands. We noticed and were told to shut the fuck up.

It was known that bad guys were enlisting in the new Iraqi army and police forces, and the official Army policy at ground level was shut your fucking mouth. The reasoning seemed to be that they made such terrible soldiers-- some of these guys couldn't hit a target with a rifle at 25 yards-- that it didn't matter anyway.

In the spring of 2006 we were involved in a huge operation involving MSR Clemson. Feyadeen had attacked and overrun a bunch of Iraqi government army checkpoints, put on Iraqi army uniforms and started checking vehicles through like normal. When someone showed them government or coalition ID they'd pull him out and shoot him.

We were sent to watch this shiek's house. We took pictures of him shaking hands with a wanted ex-Republican Guard officer on his front porch. We rolled in and balled them up. The commander of the brigade of the 101st Airborne, who had local control, passed word down we weren't to touch the shiek or his family. He thought he had a good working relationship with him and didn't want Joe Bob the grunt fucking up his playing Lawrence of Arabia. Total waste of time. Waste of the guy who fell out of the fucking Blackhawk and died on one of those ops, too-- four hundred grand, drop in the bucket, eh?

They were trying to win a war without getting people hurt. FAIL. Fuck Washington and fuck the Pentagon.

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 02:54 PM (BAsqb)

270 Chloraquine NOT Chlorine!

Posted by: The Craw at March 25, 2020 02:54 PM (nrDOq)

271
Don't get me started on personal trainers.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 02:54 PM (un7FC)

272
Ho Lee Fook:

https://tinyurl.com/uqgyfcq

The Obama fandom continues unabated.
=====


Smarter than ME?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 02:55 PM (aKsyK)

273 ^^^ " Buckwheat in a headlock" Rick good one and a free flossing too.....................Olde Porn.

who got them from under my bed???


socks OFF, now.

Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 02:55 PM (5IHGB)

274 >> 215 Jeri Ryan's tits helped bring us Obama. Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM

Idiot Jack Ryan (not the Clancy Char.) had a whoooole lot to do with that. Yes there where Democrat bad actors releasing stuff but idiot Jack was the cause. Friggin idiot. He's an idiot by the way.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2020 02:55 PM (l6b3d)

275 It's library time at the asylum. MUMR's online.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:55 PM (ptqGC)

276 272


Don't get me started on personal trainers.





Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 02:54 PM (un7FC)

Why? Can't you stop once you start?

Posted by: The Paolo at March 25, 2020 02:55 PM (nrDOq)

277 Oooh my sock made the sidebar.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (uEbPt)

278 SO many things being revealed to us "little people" around the globe....

Posted by: SAHMmy at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (NgCZg)

279 Duh. IRGC controls everything that comes into and leaves Iran. Most of their commanders are on the FINCEN lists for a reason- they steal everything and bank it.

Did the Europeans really believe this would go to- the people? The same people they were beating, killing, torturing and jailing a few months ago.

Jackasses.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (VpIIl)

280 MUJA is copy/pasting like mad.

CBD is deleting furiously.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

281 271 Chloraquine NOT Chlorine!
_______________

Some idiots trying to dose themselves by drinking pool water now?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (k4dH2)

282 Paolo should start a peloton kind of operation.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (ZCEU2)

283 Why? Can't you stop once you start?


Posted by: The Paolo at March 25, 2020 02:55 PM (nrDOq)


My wife couldn't.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (8B6Ng)

284 Islam is a religion unique among all others in that it presents a deity ("Allah") that has no compunction about arbitrarily and unpredictably screwing over his own worshippers. Thus the powerful of Islam justify themselves in screwing over anyone they can because, hey, if they can't know Allah's not gonna screw them before it's over, they might as well git while the gittin's good.

The only religion that comes close to this level of vileness is hard-core Calvinism, but even that falsely depicts God screwing over only an unknown number of humanity (reprobates), not everyone.

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (ldmQR)

285 Chloraquine NOT Chlorine!

_______________



Some idiots trying to dose themselves by drinking pool water now?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (k4dH2)


The gene pool needs cleansing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (ptqGC)

286 yeah, why do you listen ?

Posted by: non entity at March 25, 2020 02:54 PM (B+t5k)

Good bye.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (dLLD6)

287 I bet all those feminists which they had a man to buy them a peloton about now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (r+sAi)

288 Did the Europeans really believe this would go to- the people? The same people they were beating, killing, torturing and jailing a few months ago.

Jackasses.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (VpIIl)

They probably don't care. These are the same people who send shiploads of goods to Africa where they know perfectly well it'll all be stolen.

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (BAsqb)

289 I've just about finished re-reading William Safire's historical fiction novel "Freedom". 900 pages devoted to the first two years of the Civil War, "Freedom" is focused in the main on the high-level politics and the political forces in Washington, DC. It sprawls a bit, but I strongly suggest the book as an insight to the matters of war, the Constitution, and the rights of citizens during a long, bloody period of domestic conflict.

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (Pqytn)

290 283 271 Chloraquine NOT Chlorine!
_______________

Some idiots trying to dose themselves by drinking pool water now?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (k4dH2)


So the next run on Home Depot will be for muriatic acid?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (pS94+)

291 Chloraquine NOT Chlorine!
_______________

Some idiots trying to dose themselves by drinking pool water now?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


To be fair, enough chlorine will kill coronavirus, just like it kills every other living thng.

Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (P1f+c)

292 We gotta remember, these aren't the chain mail wearing hammer wielding clerics from 3.5.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, No Adjetives Today at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (dwojT)

293 Re: the LA County Sheriff,

The asshole actually said, and I quote:

""You can't shoot a virus," Villanueva said""

Fucktard status = TRUE

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (7s3Gx)

294 Is it Friday yet?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 02:58 PM (uLuPn)

295 Probably seems like a nothing burger, but I am glad that Trump actually secured the nomination for the GOP before the states started to push their elections.

He would have been the nominee anyway, but Weld and others dont have a platform to criticize him in any meaningful way.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 25, 2020 02:58 PM (JRaU+)

296 295 Re: the LA County Sheriff,

The asshole actually said, and I quote:

""You can't shoot a virus," Villanueva said""

Fucktard status = TRUE

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (7s3Gx)


A single bullet sure can kill millions of virus cells. All of them are in one body.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 02:59 PM (pS94+)

297 Everyday is Friday until further notice.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 02:59 PM (r+sAi)

298
To be fair, enough chlorine will kill coronavirus, just like it kills every other living thng.
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (P1f+c)


Really?

HONEY!!!!! GET THE POOL KIT!!!!

Posted by: Dumbass in AZ at March 25, 2020 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

299 I said they will explain the missing money as a CLERICAL error...tap TAP is this thing on????

Or has the audience furloughed in THE BOONDOCKS!!!

Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 03:00 PM (5IHGB)

300 no way! Who could have seen that coming?

But anyway, oramgemanbad for not lifting sanctions.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 03:00 PM (dNzKv)

301 Pronhub is back up. I repeat, Pronhub is back up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 03:00 PM (gwucc)

302 Pronhub is back up. I repeat, Pronhub is back up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 03:00 PM (gwucc)


Me TOO!!!

Posted by: Penis at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

303 270 '. and that was under a GOP president. Damn.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (MzFJT)

304 Everyday is Friday until further notice.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 02:59 PM (r+sAi)


I wish. We're hauling ass to cajun country now.

But I ain't bitching - at least I got work. Lots of good men and women don't, through no fault of their own.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (0otOH)

305

btw, today's german word is:

nebelwerfer

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (un7FC)

306 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE JOHN ADAMS at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (Pzzpr)

Your game is weaksauce.

Be better, douchebag.

Be better.

Posted by: Penis at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

307 Ok, send us another billion. We promise to spend it on our people.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (dNzKv)

308 HONEY!!!!! GET THE POOL KIT!!!!
Posted by: Dumbass in AZ


Your signora, she is occupata.

Posted by: Paolo at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (ykYG2)

309 Damn.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

310 "Forgotten 80s Mystery Click"

The second Firm album was better than the first one.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (xPl2J)

311 why was there a run on TP, a run on hand sanitizer, a run on liquid soap, but not a run on lotion and batteries?


Seriously, WTF?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (8B6Ng)

312 After shooting down the airlines, then lying about it, then getting in bed with China and waking up with the Wuhan Flu, I'm sure that bit of information might be the proverbial last straw. Couldn't happen to a better psychotic regime.

Posted by: IanDeal at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (vgGyZ)

313 nebelwerfer
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (un7FC)

It werfs nebels.

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (BAsqb)

314 310 "Forgotten 80s Mystery Click"

The second Firm album was better than the first one.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (xPl2J)


I saw Soft Cell open for the Firm in '85. No, really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (pS94+)

315 the 'ten times the virus load' metric also leads me to believe this bug is engineered.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (MzFJT)

This thing has had a creepy "The Stand" vibe to it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (nAiE/)

316 I learned about The Firm from the AoSHQ podcast.

Posted by: goodluckduck at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (V8zw+)

317 Isn't this nice. Mayor of Chicago just announced there will be arrests if necessary, if people don't observe social distancing. Threatens to shut down the lakefront and all parks to force compliance.

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (K22Va)

318
It werfs nebels.

Posted by: Vanya


You are correct!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (un7FC)

319 Seriously, WTF?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (8B6Ng)

The 'Ettes keep D-cells stockpiled.

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (BAsqb)

320 Seriously, WTF?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (8B6Ng)


Everyone already has those stockpiled. Tom Ridge had a psa about it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (dNzKv)

321 These are the same people spreading the virus around to each other.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (ZCEU2)

322 I saw Soft Cell open for the Firm in '85. No, really.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (pS94+)


Weren't Soft Cell the ones that redid the 'Tainted Love' song?

I really hate that version.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

323 The Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva has ordered all gun stores closed in the county and has released 1700 inmates.

This will go well.

Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2020 03:04 PM (oiNtH)

324 Palestinians have been does this for decades. Why is anyone surprised? It's who they are.

Posted by: ryukyu at March 25, 2020 03:04 PM (vKhgw)

325 This thing has had a creepy "The Stand" vibe to it.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (nAiE/)


If you start dreaming about moving to Boulder, let me know.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 03:04 PM (0otOH)

326 Isn't this nice. Mayor of Chicago just announced there will be arrests if necessary, if people don't observe social distancing. Threatens to shut down the lakefront and all parks to force compliance.
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (K22Va)

And if that doesn't work, she'll pour bleach over her head and say MAGA thugs did it.

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (BAsqb)

327 Pronhub is back up. I repeat, Pronhub is back up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 03:00 PM (gwucc)

Me TOO!!!
Posted by: Penis at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)



I'm open to suggestions.

Posted by: Vagina at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (9wmyx)

328 Big Lou is just like you. He pops pills, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (gwucc)

329 The gene pool needs cleansing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM

That's what WE were for!

Posted by: Tasty Tide Pods at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (X9WjX)

330 btw, today's german word is:

nebelwerfer


Which means : one who takes a small bites out of a thin cookie.

Posted by: some linguistics scholar at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (ZBrWm)

331 I saw Soft Cell open for the Firm in '85. No, really.

What did they do after the tenth encore of Tainted Love?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (c4UJn)

332 We know they aren't spending the money hoarding toilet paper.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (ftFVW)

333 Guns don't shoot viruses, guns shoot people with viruses (who want your shit).

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (uEbPt)

334 At the 1GP = 1XP treasure rate using AD&D 1st Ed. rules, that medical equipment's got to be good for a few levels, right? Who wouldn't expect a Chaotic-Whatever alignment cleric to loot the goods and try to cash in on it?

Posted by: Level 19 Iranian Cleric at March 25, 2020 03:06 PM (QDEF1)

335 Isn't this nice. Mayor of Chicago just announced
there will be arrests if necessary, if people don't observe social
distancing. Threatens to shut down the lakefront and all parks to force
compliance.


Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (K22Va)


Good grief. They're encouraging people here to get out and take a walk, get some fresh air and de-stress (keeping proper distance from others). I would have loved to be able to drive to the beach for a walk, but they shut it down because of stupid spring breakers. Still, I try to take a nice walk and get some sun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

336 Isn't this nice. Mayor of Chicago just announced there will be arrests if necessary, if people don't observe social distancing. Threatens to shut down the lakefront and all parks to force compliance.
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (K22Va)


I said it before and I will say it again - until people start yanking these power-crazed bastards out of their homes and dragging them to the nearest lamp post, it is only going to get worse.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 03:06 PM (2JVJo)

337 I said they will explain the missing money as a CLERICAL error...tap TAP is this thing on????



Or has the audience furloughed in THE BOONDOCKS!!!

Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 03:00 PM (5IHGB)

I like that. I had a good one yesterday that went totally radio silent.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 03:06 PM (uEbPt)

338 what's with the all caps

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 03:06 PM (iTXRQ)

339 244 218 did she at least leave the pom-pom at the end?
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 02:49 PM (MzFJT)

No!
it's just a nub, poor thing
in her defense it was pretty matted

I told her this reminds me of a certain incident involving a barbie and a pair of scissors, many years ago

I told doggeh I would get him the number of PETA's lawyer

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 03:07 PM (G546f)

340 I remember seeing Soft Cell on the Merv Griffin Show. Probably still the gayest thing I've ever seen on TV.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 03:07 PM (xPl2J)

341 Isn't this nice. Mayor of Chicago just announced there will be arrests
if necessary, if people don't observe social distancing. Threatens to
shut down the lakefront and all parks to force compliance.


Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (K22Va)




Does that mean they're going to get the "youths" off the streets?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 03:08 PM (GOcZA)

342 people in big cities must be suckers for punishment

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 03:08 PM (iTXRQ)

343 331 I saw Soft Cell open for the Firm in '85. No, really.

What did they do after the tenth encore of Tainted Love?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (c4UJn)


The 11th encore of Where Did Our Love Go...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:08 PM (pS94+)

344 I remember seeing Soft Cell on the Merv Griffin Show. Probably still the gayest thing I've ever seen on TV.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 03:07 PM (xPl2J


You didn't see the Van Halen reunion on Ellen, did ya.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

345 Cannibal --

I use a Hushmail personal paid account. They also have personal free accounts, and business accounts -- those may be all paid, though; I'm not sure, since I don't need a business one.

Posted by: Empire1 at March 25, 2020 03:08 PM (LjNCn)

346 https://youtu.be/qSrOXvoNLwg
This explains

Posted by: Cactus salad at March 25, 2020 03:08 PM (onc1L)

347 340 I remember seeing Soft Cell on the Merv Griffin Show. Probably still the gayest thing I've ever seen on TV.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 03:07 PM (xPl2J)


"I know, right?!"

- - Boy George & Dead or Alive

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (pS94+)

348 I saw Soft Cell open for the Firm in '85. No, really.

What did they do after the tenth encore of Tainted Love?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (c4UJn)



Didn't they also have a very very very very very minor hit with some Supremes song?

Maybe "Where Did Our Love Go"?


But, yeah, after that ....they were out of ammo.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (9wmyx)

349
10 shootings so far this week in Chicago, 1 dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (un7FC)

350 Anybody seen the social media pictures of Ellen with the ankle bracelet on from house arrest? The ankle bulge sticks out like Mike Obama's package.

Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (MRjKr)

351 In case anyone missed it this morning, in China a man has died from Hantavirus (rat flu).


I've had the Great Wall and some other spots in China on my bucket list. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (ptqGC)

352 One America News @OANN
13m
St. Louis Fed president predicts economy will bounce back strong following sharp downturn -

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (qjCzJ)

353 Aagh!


Beaten to the punch.

*shakes fist at JJ*

Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (9wmyx)

354
10 shot, I should say, not 10 shootings.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (un7FC)

355 Are we not gay enough?

Posted by: Styx at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (X9WjX)

356 Journo torching Murphy on shutting down NJ fireams sales. Murphy tells him to suck it.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (1xToX)

357 Does that mean they're going to get the "youths" off the streets?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 03:08 PM (GOcZA)

The Mayor of Chicago is a black lesbian Democrat and the DA is a black woman Soros minion.

I'll let you do the math on that one.

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (BAsqb)

358 352 One America News @OANN
13m
St. Louis Fed president predicts economy will bounce back strong following sharp downturn -
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (qjCzJ)


Well, of course it will. The fundamentals beforehand were rock solid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (pS94+)

359 "I know, right?!"

- - Boy George & Dead or Alive
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (pS94+)

Fun fact: Pete Burns, lead singer of Dead or Alive was married to a woman from 1980-2006.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (Ez6QX)

360

I really blame the fact that Trump hasn't acted quickly enough.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (lg/F7)

361 One America News @OANN
13m
St. Louis Fed president predicts economy will bounce back strong following sharp downturn -
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (qjCzJ)


Thank you captain obvious.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

362 10 shootings so far this week in Chicago, 1 dead.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (un7FC)


They really need more range time.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (0otOH)

363 Absolutely no make "rocker" could wear spandex pants and not look gay.

At least Jagger and Bowie looked ironically gay, not pathetically gay.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (c4UJn)

364 "I know, right?!"

- - Boy George & Dead or Alive
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (pS94+)
********
Village People & Right Said Fred say hi

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (qjCzJ)

365 353 Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (9wmyx)


Actually, Tainted Love segued directly into Where Did Our Love Go and was often played as one song.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (pS94+)

366 Fun fact: Pete Burns, lead singer of Dead or Alive was married to a woman from 1980-2006.


hmm doesn't surprise me

hey was Rush on today or still missing?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (j9HX3)

367 The Mayor of Chicago is a black lesbian Democrat and the DA is a black woman Soros minion.

I'll let you do the math on that one.
Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (BAsqb)


That's not math.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

368 hmm doesn't surprise me

hey was Rush on today or still missing?
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (j9HX3)


Missing.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

369 359 "I know, right?!"

- - Boy George & Dead or Alive
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (pS94+)

Fun fact: Pete Burns, lead singer of Dead or Alive was married to a woman from 1980-2006.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (Ez6QX)


He sure looked and pranced about like a faygele.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (pS94+)

370 Pronhub is back up. I repeat, Pronhub is back up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 03:00 PM (gwucc)


*cautiously puts down AR-14*

*side-eyes hordians without strategic porn reserve*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (KnJdm)

371 10 shootings so far this week in Chicago, 1 dead.
Posted by: Soothsayer



Horrible shots.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (Qf83p)

372
Breaking:

Bloomberg Fake News is reporting the Chinese Flu will be the starting QB for the Patriots this season.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (un7FC)

373 In a just world after this all proves to be over hyped and over reaching someone who is house arrested ( thats what the fk they are doing) should sue for faulse imprisonment

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (ZCEU2)

374 Actually, Tainted Love segued directly into Where Did Our Love Go and was often played as one song.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (pS94+)


I will now go lick toilets to get that out of my head, permanently, in a few weeks.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

375
Rush absent again.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (pS94+)

376 He sure looked and pranced about like a faygele.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (pS94+)

We he DID enter into a "civil partnership" with a dude in 2007, so...

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (Ez6QX)

377 Justified NOOD

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (8B6Ng)

378 ugh I'm a little worried about Rush

didn't he say last week there was something important about this pandemic that we don't know and he was going to let us know something about it Monday


it's been in the back of my mind

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (j9HX3)

379 hey was Rush on today or still missing?

yes, he wasn't

Posted by: DanMan at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (XTiHL)

380
Horrible shots.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (Qf83p)


Because......

https://youtu.be/Uzx_3Uyo1PE

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

381
Ba-dah-dah!

Do dooo Do

Ba-dah-dah!

*sings*

Nebelwerfer

Nebelwerfer!

Ba-dah-dah!

Do dooo Do

Ba-dah-dah!

...

...

Posted by: Soft Cell 2020 at the Glockenspielenfargannugen at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (9wmyx)

382 Actually, Tainted Love segued directly into Where Did Our Love Go and was often played as one song.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


You can't do that.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (Qf83p)

383 How does someone steal 1 BILLION dollars? Was the money given in cash? Was there no accounting back to the donors? Was the money "in-kind" donations of medical equipment, supplies and drugs?

Posted by: Delilah at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (rIO4+)

384 Nood. Biden's head parasite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 03:14 PM (QrImU)

385 Was out listening to Todd Herman last few hours actually

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 03:14 PM (ZCEU2)

386 361 One America News @OANN
13m
St. Louis Fed president predicts economy will bounce back strong following sharp downturn -
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (qjCzJ)

Thank you captain obvious.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Actually what they say moves the markets and is somewhat important.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (5IbVn)

387
This thing has had a creepy "The Stand" vibe to it.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

If you start dreaming about moving to Boulder, let me know.
Posted by: I Am No One


The walking sickness in Things To Come.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (aKsyK)

388 Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret is a pretty good LP.


...if you are throwing a Bug party.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (noaju)

389 70's Bi Racial porn that be SHAFT, AFRO GLIDE & Behind the Green Cell.

staring Cotton Picking
Wendy Whipping and Whoopee Goldberg !!!!

Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (5IHGB)

390 The Onion:

Pron Industry Leaders Announce the Immediate Closure of all Orifices

Posted by: stumck at March 25, 2020 03:19 PM (w9Wax)

391 AAAAACHOO AKBAR! lulululululu! *blows detonates nose*


Achmed the Infected, Dying Terrorist

(with apologies to Jeff Dunham)



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2020 03:23 PM (QzJWU)

392 OK I am hastily recalibrating my watching apparatus..damn it's ONLY IN 3400/ 2020 pixels..i can't see the razor burn!!!

Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (5IHGB)

393 cannibal you could try mail dot com

Posted by: blackdogs at March 25, 2020 03:25 PM (NAbCm)

394 Porn hub is now Stay at Home hub

Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 03:38 PM (uZuKb)

395 Beware of the self-anointed holy men among us, entitled to theirs and yours as well.

Posted by: direwolf at March 25, 2020 03:59 PM (BmTFY)

396 Thieves stealing from the needy your becoming more like the Democrats then you can imagine

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 25, 2020 04:45 PM (FLiOE)

397 They didn't steal all one billion Euros. I'm sure they kicked back 50-75% to EU politicians. That's the way this scam works. That's why our "leaders" continue to give money to regimes they KNOW will steal it. It's not like Europe is going to conduct a fraud investigation in Iran, so the more chaotic the receiving country is the better from a political stand point because there will never, ever be an investigation.

Posted by: DFCtomm at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (50gG9)

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