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Iran's "Clerics" Steal €1 Billion in Medical Aid from the Public
What does Allah command you do with thieves?
Iranian regime officials stole more than $1 billion in humanitarian funds meant to be used to help the country's people fight the spread of coronavirus, according to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. European countries intended for more than $1 billion cash for medical supplies to go to the Iranian people, who have been ravaged by the virus. But American officials say regime leaders instead pocketed the money and are now using it to protect themselves from the virus as it spreads throughout the population. This includes hoarding medical supplies that were meant to aid Iranian citizens. Multiple regional reports have showed that before and since the virus began spreading, Iranian leaders stole funds purposed directly to support the ailing Iranian people. ... "Regime officials stole over a billion euros intended for medical supplies," Pompeo said in one of the first public accountings of Iran's alleged misuse of humanitarian funds that were meant to be used in cases such as the coronavirus outbreak. That sum amounts to well over one billion in American currency. Pompeo also said Iranian officials "continue to hoard desperately needed masks, gloves, and other medical equipment for sale on the black market."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 02:13 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 02:13 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Virginian at March 25, 2020 02:14 PM (Y7Qzg)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 02:14 PM (noaju)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:14 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 02:14 PM (d7Ww2)
Because they're better people, and stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:14 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (E+OcO)
Must be why the socialists love Muslims so much.
Posted by: Virginian at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (Y7Qzg)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (noaju)
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (88xKn)
1. Pompeo is lying
2. The mullahs didn't steal the medical supplies, they were awarded them by the Iranian people.
3. They only stole them to keep the Jews from stealing them from the Iranian people.
4. We can't believe the Trump administration let this happen.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (ZfRYq)
Said if they took full immediate precautions they're looking at 11,000 dead. If they give it an expected amount of effort the likely outcome is 110,000 deaths. If they go full Iran with respect to compliance and sanitation it's 3.5 million.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (c4UJn)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Allah at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 02:15 PM (noaju)
Mullah Cock should only be used for the intended purpose. Goats!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++++
Thus the problem with foreign aid to corrupt, hateful regimes. It doesn't actually help when the recipients are crapulent warlords.
This is how "one laptop per child" becomes "one laptop per child soldier."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (Vddbf)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (h+Dtu)
Posted by: Jmel at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: pookysgirl, couch grouch at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Sharif at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM (flINI)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (h+Dtu)
It's in the fucking Koran - look it up.
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (uZuKb)
But we can totes rely on them to honor the nuclear deal.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Ben Rhodes at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (No81z)
Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: elprez at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (X66kk)
Porn hub is down?
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (uZuKb)
*reaches for face colander*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (KnJdm)
Said if they took full immediate precautions they're looking at 11,000 dead. If they give it an expected amount of effort the likely outcome is 110,000 deaths. If they go full Iran with respect to compliance and sanitation it's 3.5 million.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
So this is Black Death, Smallpox & 1918 all rolled into one?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (Vddbf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (QrImU)
Posted by: Imam Mahmoud bin Goatfucker at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (XVuno)
Is this the South Park "Magic Johnson / AIDS" episode in real life?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Now the terrorists will put CoronaVirus in their homemade Bomb vests, for sure.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (haWye)
When they whack off a hand, is it the eatin' hand or the poopin' hand?
Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM
IIRC, it's the eatin' hand what gets whacked
Posted by: AltonJackson
...and remember that we are not descended from fearful men
at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (9C0cu)
The more Iranian citizens are suffering and dying, the more they and their Western allies can demand the US life sanctions.
This is a win-win for the greedy mullahs.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: zeera at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (mrrpT)
Either choice is fine by me. I sure don't live there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:17 PM (uZuKb)
*reaches for face colander*
Posted by: flounder
First the stores are out of Manwhich.
Now pronhub is down??
*Starts loading empty magazines.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (Vddbf)
Posted by: Hidden Imam #12 at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM
It won't be one of the hands.
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (r+sAi)
*******
They've got hands that eat and hands that poop? That's weird
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (flINI)
Now pronhub is down??
*Starts loading empty magazines.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (Vddbf)
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That's a weird way to say that you're jerking off to pictures in magazines, but you do you, buddy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (UWqZJ)
>>European countries intended for more than $1 billion cash for medical supplies to go to the Iranian people, who have been ravaged by the virus. But American officials say ---
Yeah, just curious whether European officials are also saying this. They should be.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (G51Gf)
First of all *smish*
II. I do not have enough gold lame for how Versailles it's getting
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 01:57 PM (mf5HN)
**smish right back**
I will be understanding, but pissed, if the MoMe gets cancelled. I'd finally worked myself up into a mental state where I want to see you and Bander and Eris again (you know what I mean).
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (MgAxs)
Infidel liars.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (KpUZP)
I can live with that.
Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (Vddbf)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (Vddbf)
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That's a weird way to say that you're jerking off to pictures in magazines, but you do you, buddy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (UWqZJ)
You don't have a strategic porn reserve? Fool.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (y0S2P)
Sending money to iran for humanitarian purposes.
Seriously?
You have GOT to be kidding me.
There is a 100% chance it will either be pocketed by the Mullahs, or used to fund terrorism, or both.
Only a fool or a leftist would fall for that scam for the hundredth time in a row.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: zeera at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (zUdXR)
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Stock answer: Just think how bad things would have been without our intervention!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (WEBkv)
You want to wear Teddies, watch Buffy and Braid each other's hair?
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Decaf at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (xarPm)
Your innocent faith is, charming.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (YslsA)
"Oh, we're trying to get the money flowing again!"
-- Ben Rhodes, John Kerry
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: The American Media at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (KnJdm)
Really. There should be some way to stream old VHS porn in times of national emergency.
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Fortcoins at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (JbL9Q)
Posted by: Bob Nutting, Pittsburgh Pirate owner at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (gwucc)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (noaju)
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I saw Buffy and Braid open for Seals and Crofts in '72.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at the ol stalag at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (cczjG)
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (oiNtH)
We don't know how much the Clans Kerry and Biden grab-bagged before the flights left, to be fair.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (KnJdm)
Really. There should be some way to stream old VHS porn in times of national emergency.
Posted by: jwest
*pulls out projector and 8mm reels.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (Vddbf)
Yet TruCons have always dismissed this concern, or will try and score a bank shot like it's anti-semitic because Israel needs aid.
We throw trillions down the rabbit hole every year. Trump is the first President I can ever remember addressing it.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: JOE BIDEN at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (lMn1U)
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 02:22 PM (mrrpT)
I don't want to go back to building my own Skinemax decoder from a kit. No way.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: Decaf at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (xarPm)
Your innocent faith is, charming.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (XVuno)
Yeah.
If you want Iranians to have medical supplies, send them the supplies.
Now, they may get sold on the black market instead of going to the people, but hey. You tried and it didn't directly go to bombs that will kill you.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (Vddbf)
All right. Girls with big hair giving head to someone who still has their socks on.
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2020 02:20 PM (flINI)
allah has some strange ways...
and the first hand to go is the "eating" hand iirc
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (BiNEL)
The anti-regime elements, along with thousands of students and workers demonstrated throughout Tehran. The IRGC waded into them with axes. They dispersed.
Nothing changes here. Mishandling of The Virus!, petty theft, and blown-up airliners won't change the situation on the ground in Iran.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (II2Y0)
Yet TruCons have always dismissed this concern, or will try and score a bank shot like it's anti-semitic because Israel needs aid.
We throw trillions down the rabbit hole every year. Trump is the first President I can ever remember addressing it.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (sjTfF)
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It's billions.
Foreign aid is something like 1% of the budget.
And people regularly campaign against it, listing it as one of those line items they're going to zero out once they get into office, but it never goes anywhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Decaf at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (xarPm)
Posted by: Decaf at March 25, 2020 02:25 PM (xarPm)
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Better than being friends with Trump, you know?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:26 PM (UWqZJ)
Gmail wont take my damn user name i want. I have outlook for personal.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies befotre everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 02:26 PM (7ZMbn)
Though the FDA and CDC haven't done peer-reviewed/large sample studies yet, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say licking shrines was also not a help.
And just a day or two ago, a funeral for some regime thug occurred - the usual procession of thousands packed together in a street/square. Brilliant!
There are credible reports, and imagery, of mass graves being dug outside several major cities.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 02:27 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: jwest
*big hair in both places.
Looks like she's got Buckwheat in a scissors lock.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:27 PM (Vddbf)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:19 PM (Vddbf)
rick, I do not understand those last two words.
Posted by: RI Red at March 25, 2020 02:27 PM (ZVQcg)
Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 02:27 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 25, 2020 02:27 PM (ABuva)
xhamster is still up.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM
So this is what slows down Pixy's hamsters?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2020 02:28 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: some Motie at March 25, 2020 02:28 PM (ZBrWm)
Posted by: RI Red
I got more in. Didn't have time. Now, thanks to staycation, I do.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:28 PM (Vddbf)
Looks like she's got Buckwheat in a scissors lock.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:27 PM (Vddbf)
Ha!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 02:28 PM (QrImU)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (puu6v)
As if a few pallets of fungible cash would fall out of the cargo hold at Newark!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (xXx5y)
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (N9G0H)
Hardwood. This isn't the 70s.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (SgjGX)
I just use my initials followed by a number. Like XYZ1 and XYZ2.
Yes, my name IS Xavier Yakov Ziegfield.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:24 PM (Vddbf)
Porn staches, wokka-wokka jazz soundtrack and vocals that don't match the action. What's not to like?
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (dYe5S)
Because I hate myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: BOHICA at March 25, 2020 02:30 PM (kQBSd)
Most of it ends up in Switzerland or the Cayman Islands.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 02:30 PM (+0uDE)
Most of it ends up in Switzerland or the Cayman Islands.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 02:30 PM (+0uDE)
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I'm sure some of it ends up back in America. You know, in the form of checks for the DNC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:30 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:27 PM (Vddbf)
Is that Gene Shalit between your legs?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:30 PM (KxVoZ)
__________
Give them $150 billion and nukes. Duh ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 02:31 PM (4Lm/y)
Given the state of the US populace, the collapse of media, one wonders, but this situation in another America would be more than ripe for an Iran/1979 situation: a widespread instinctive hostility to a regime that became a generational fixture - for very good reason - in fact may have faded a bit *before* it was appropriate (thus, the still-stunning ability of the idiotic children of the Obama admin. to do the catastrophic Iran deal, without widespread/bipartisan revolt).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 02:31 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 02:31 PM (kpVe/)
Foreign aid is something like 1% of the budget.
And people regularly campaign against it, listing it as one of those line items they're going to zero out once they get into office, but it never goes anywhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
___________________
But it's every year, I'm scoring it over decades.
And things like military aid is definitely in the trillions.
We spent over $2 trillion on Iraq alone, a lot of that was just aid. It wasn't just bullets.
What do we spend every year on bases in places like Saudi Arabia?
I've seen estimates where we've spent $6.4 trillion just in the middle east alone. And for what?
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 02:31 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 02:31 PM (Vddbf)
Yes, my name IS Xavier Yakov Ziegfield.
posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (KxVoZ)
me too, but I want this user name to reflect a business name and google keeps pushing me to my initials or name.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies befotre everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 02:31 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 02:31 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Because I hate myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)
Ed Driscoll at Insty liked Picard. Should I be reconsidering my embargo of Woke Trek?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (iuFgi)
They're not naive. Eurabia is just paying their jizya.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (Y6UV7)
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That was the thing during impeachment - there was a not insignificant part of the country that said wait - we're giving how much to Ukraine?
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: The Mid-Eastie Boys at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (KxVoZ)
should be completely isolated, embargoed, and shunned by the rest of the
world?
I can live with that.
Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (NiXyF)
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The US imports over 90% of its antibiotic supplies from Chinese-based pharmaceutical plants.
Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (Pqytn)
They send money and food to feel better about themselves, and it makes the situation WORSE because the warlords just take it and keep it for themselves.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (setIA)
Because I hate myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)
Ed Driscoll at Insty liked Picard. Should I be reconsidering my embargo of Woke Trek?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 02:32 PM (iuFgi)
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Based on everything I've seen, no. It sounds like the same poorly told kind of stories by people who understand neither storytelling structure or character making a mockery of a franchise they don't like.
I can't wait!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (UWqZJ)
Because I hate myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)
I saw something where CBSAllAccess is free for a month or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (QrImU)
But the suicidally-stupid conditioning of so many Americans to not be able to think rationally about these things, and screech "xenophobia!! eleventy!!" any time a foreign power acts in a dangerous criminal manner and needs correction, probably makes this a vain hope ....
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies befotre everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (7ZMbn)
Sending money to iran for humanitarian purposes.
Seriously?
You have GOT to be kidding me.
There is a 100% chance it will either be pocketed by the Mullahs, or used to fund terrorism, or both.
Only a fool or a leftist would fall for that scam for the hundredth time in a row.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (N9G0H)
They're not naive. They're buying their way into the Mullah's good graces in hopes of getting a kickback to companies in their countries, as well as cash into their personal bank accounts.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (SgjGX)
They told me when orders were coming in
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:34 PM (uZuKb)
Because I hate myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)
I saw something where CBSAllAccess is free for a month or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (QrImU)
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That's how I found out we already have it.
"We could get a free month of this. I'm gonna sign up."
"We already have it."
"Since when?"
"I dunno. Since Survivor started again?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:34 PM (UWqZJ)
I can't wait!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (UWqZJ)
I think the important question here is: Are Jeri Ryan's tits undiminished in their grandeur?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 02:35 PM (QrImU)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies befotre everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 02:33 PM (7ZMbn)
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Smart munitions - we don't want to take out the hot Iranian protest babes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 02:35 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: Iranian Goat Union at March 25, 2020 02:35 PM (0jfkF)
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2020 02:35 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 25, 2020 02:35 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 02:35 PM (g8Yc+)
Strategery. I like it.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies befotre everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 02:36 PM (7ZMbn)
Andrea Mitchell "fears" skyrocketing approval for PDT amid corona virus outbreak (Newsbusters):
https://tinyurl.com/rnzhsqj
lolgf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 02:36 PM (arJlL)
Andrea Mitchell "fears" skyrocketing approval for PDT amid corona virus outbreak (Newsbusters):
https://tinyurl.com/rnzhsqj
lolgf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)
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Why does she fear a united America?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 02:16 PM
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They whack off the whacking off hand!
Posted by: stumck at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 02:35 PM (g8Yc+)
Strategery. I like it.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies befotre everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 02:36 PM (7ZMbn)
Plus, a B-52 reducing your rubble to... well more rubble is the ultimate in social distancing.
It's socially responsible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (QrImU)
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (oVJmc)
Andrea Mitchell "fears" skyrocketing approval for PDT amid corona virus outbreak (Newsbusters):
Andrea Mitchell and her muppet looking ass can go pound sand.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (QyAyx)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (ZLI7S)
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At least Hitler had the balls to go out shooting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (WQZ1O)
Suppressed sync scrambling!
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (6/uwW)
They whack off the whacking off hand!
Posted by: stumck at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (w9Wax)
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Stay away from my bacha bazi, else I'll fuck you up.
Posted by: Muslim at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (II2Y0)
They told me when orders were coming in
This. A few mornings spent camping out front of Krogers waiting for them to open, and I was on a first-name basis with many of them. They take group breaks outside, even the non-smokers, at ours. Lots of opportunity to chat and get the lowdown on what's coming in and when.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (0jZvB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:30 PM (UWqZJ)
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The Dems' corrupt theft of public dollars and subsequent positive feedback money-laundering schemes used to further elect Dems are the closest that mankind has come to creating the mythical perpetual motion machine.
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (6XQpx)
Posted by: Swarthy Iranian Loser at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (aS1PU)
They told me when orders were coming in
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:34 PM (uZuKb)
This. I'm super nice to all the cashiers and other store employees at my local Publix. As I was leaving yesterday morning, needing TP and finding the shelves empty, my cashier said, "Come back this afternoon around 2:00. They're restocking all the paper goods."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: stumck at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM
Just a note: This is in no way related to the gripping hand.
Posted by: L. Nivin & J Pournelle at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (bDqIh)
They are Iran people, its like the story of the scorpion crossing the river. Your suddenly surprised that they would do this? Call me I am looking to sell a bridge.
Posted by: Picric at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (nonGu)
Andrea Mitchell "fears" skyrocketing approval for PDT amid corona virus outbreak (Newsbusters):
Andrea Mitchell and her muppet looking ass can go pound sand.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
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She showed up fairly regularly on Imus's show in the late '90s / early '00s. She sounded fairly sensible, then...I guess it was an act.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 02:40 PM (fI5R4)
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 02:38 PM (6XQpx)
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Let it not be forgotten that Janus was a major blow for them. Suddenly union power, which had been diminishing for decades, got a whole lot less potent.
And the slush fund in the DOJ ended.
Their money is drying up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:40 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 02:40 PM (N39Ws)
The comments at the youtube link are brutal.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 02:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Whoa
Black and White porn from the 1950s?
That a thing??
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (uZuKb)
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Try the 1790s, bruh. It was wild.
Posted by: Tom J at March 25, 2020 02:40 PM (II2Y0)
In this kind of emergency, given the nature of the regime in Iran, they're aren't many good levers to push on, so impact of aid would be dubious. You don't provide $$. That's called "budget support", and is a rare tool reserved for situations with reasonable integrity of institutions on the other end.
In any case, the main problem in Iran was not $$, but policy and behavior - not adopting the measures needed to contain the contagion.
(yes I realize this is all just an op and a media-driven panic specifically cooked up to "crash the economy" and ruin Trump, with nothing behind it, but I'm playing along with the doctors and scientists and facts just for sake of discussion)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 02:40 PM (El6T/)
Whoa
Black and White porn from the 1950s?
That a thing??
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (uZuKb)
Man the torpedoes!!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (lFi5f)
Posted by: Lufthansa at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (kpVe/)
Because I hate myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)
Remember we had the anime thread a couple of weeks ago? Well another benefit of anime is that anime hasn't gone all SJW like mainstream western media.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (h+Dtu)
store employees at my local Publix. As I was leaving yesterday morning,
needing TP and finding the shelves empty, my cashier said, "Come back
this afternoon around 2:00. They're restocking all the paper goods."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (ptqGC)
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Professional courtesy is a wonderful thing
Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (Pqytn)
The guy had stolen a loaf of bread.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (ptqGC)
Remember that photo of a bunch of reporters in a plane lovingly gazing at Hillz? Seem to recall Andrea Mitchell right in the middle of it. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (bDqIh)
I thought we were the only ones who had porn growing on trees until Greg Gutfeld riffed on tree porn in one of his books.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (KxVoZ)
it's up
it's down
it's up
it's down
it's up
it's down
it's up
it's down
it's up
it's down
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (lFi5f)
FOX 11 Los Angeles @FOXLA
12h
STUNNING REVERSAL. The Los Angeles County Sheriff told @BillFOXLA Tuesday night that enforcement efforts to close down local gun stores have been suspended after intervention from the county's legal counsel
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (qjCzJ)
Posted by: I M Simpleton at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (3ayFC)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 02:41 PM (h+Dtu)
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I heard that about Korean movies. I watched Train to Busan the other night, and while I don't have the knowledge of Korean politics, but it felt really obvious that it was insanely political. Just, not from the American idiom so a lot of it flew over my head.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (UWqZJ)
Andrea Mitchell "fears" skyrocketing approval for PDT amid corona virus outbreak (Newsbusters):
https://tinyurl.com/rnzhsqj
lolgf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)
Heh. Someone said earlier today 'Don't fear the meeper!'.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM (DBPIP)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM (MzFJT)
yes, That Coward Tom Wolf also very quietly backed down on this here in PA
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:44 PM (KxVoZ)
It's not just our aid either. EU and IMF funds have been used for the same purposes.
There's a reason globalists around the world stick together.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at March 25, 2020 02:44 PM (kfcYC)
PlaySquire featured women with only one petticoat!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM
Some of those trollops were even showing some ankle.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2020 02:44 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Chinese Flu at March 25, 2020 02:44 PM (kpVe/)
Black and White porn from the 1950s?
That a thing??
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 02:39 PM (uZuKb)
Once you go Edwardian, you never need a guardian.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (2JVJo)
After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and
decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So,
they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.
But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels
and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him.
They haven't seen a squirrel since....
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)
I got that for my wife because she likes to work out to a few CBS shows. We cancelled after less than a month because the interface was awful and really slow. Half the time she couldn't watch what she wanted...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (dLLD6)
https://tinyurl.com/v2c5yxb
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (G546f)
STUNNING REVERSAL. The Los Angeles County Sheriff told @BillFOXLA Tuesday night that enforcement efforts to close down local gun stores have been suspended after intervention from the county's legal counsel
yes, That Coward Tom Wolf also very quietly backed down on this here in PA
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!
Do they have anything to sell?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM (DBPIP)
It still pisses me off how close we were to accomplishing everything we wanted in 2009. Iraq was stabilized, Afghanistan hadn't flared up, and the Iranians were on the ropes. Say what you will about McCain, he likely wouldn't have given the Iranians pallets of cash or turned over the influence in Iraq to the Revolutionary Guard. And a mullah-free Iran would have solved a lot of our problems in the region over the past ten years.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (SgjGX)
The hoarders must be really frustrated at American productivity. They tried to buy it all, but it just keeps getting re-stocked!
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 02:46 PM (eAZVt)
yeah good question, probably they are pretty dismal (the gun shops)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 02:46 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (UWqZJ)
Oh, I'm sure that's going on too. But I'm not that much of a weeb to know about what's going on in Japanese culture to pick up on it, so it doesn't bother me.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 02:46 PM (h+Dtu)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (MzFJT)
it's up
it's down
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (oVJmc)
More like it's in, it's out..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (SgjGX)
My friends.
You have nothing to fear from an Owebama presidency.
Posted by: Zombie John McCain at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/rn5bxq2
More ammo in the fight against this nasty Chinese Lung Rot.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (pw+jk)
Dow still up and at 1,153. Keep going...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (X9WjX)
More like it's in, it's out..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (pS94+)
It was light it was dark it was light it was dark it was light it was dark.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Andrea Mitchell "fears" skyrocketing approval for PDT amid corona virus outbreak (Newsbusters):
https://tinyurl.com/rnzhsqj
lolgf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)
That's all this is for those bastards, political gain. Destroying the economy and people's lives be damned if they could bring down OrangeManBad. Well now the scum are having another Wile E Coyote moment. I really want this one to really blow up in their faces but I fear too many people are too stupid to see how they are being played by the media hysteria
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (fI5R4)
https://tinyurl.com/v2c5yxb
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (cF8AT)
Thank you Tami. Page 36 if you are interested in the cap.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (sI15f)
Anyone know if Peloton is on the rise on account of everyone being home?
*Peloton charges a monthly fee to be part of their "cool" streaming classes, in which some knucklehead "coaches" you from afar, in addition to selling stationary cycles.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (un7FC)
Dear Plantationhouse Forum:
She was a dark and stormy trull. And as the sea wind whipped along the bay, more was being pounded than the Tidewater...
Posted by: Tom J at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (II2Y0)
More like it's in, it's out..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (pS94+)
It was light it was dark it was light it was dark it was light it was dark.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Wet, dry, wet, dry...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (qjCzJ)
Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (aS1PU)
BAD tits. BAD!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (KxVoZ)
*confused. hurt*
But... tits good!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 02:48 PM (QrImU)
It's interesting how casually the Sheriff was willing to deprive citizens of one of their constitutional rights. If one right can be that easily 'suspended', they all can.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 25, 2020 02:49 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 02:49 PM (MzFJT)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 02:49 PM (ZCEU2)
You know, I'll bet if they brought back 80's aerobics, it would do phenomenal, if they also made it "virtual" so you could be part of the class from home.
I'd join.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 02:49 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2020 02:50 PM (EYsyU)
BAD tits. BAD!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:45 PM (KxVoZ)
Seven of Nine gave us Eight of Hell
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2020 02:50 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 02:50 PM (8B6Ng)
"And, in addition to that, in addition to that we have to make sure that we, we are in a position that we are, well met me go the second thing, I've spoken enough on that,"
JOE BIDEN 2020
Me go vote Joe!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2020 02:50 PM (9wmyx)
If the US had simply withdrawn (literally, and in terms of ops and influence) from Europe in the summer of '45, unlikely things there would have gone in a way that was in our interest. Things were bad/dicey for *years*, including near commie take-overs in Greece and Italy, and other delights.
Simpleton - if you don't mind, which year(s) and what part of the country were you in?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 02:50 PM (El6T/)
Of course the mulkahs are robbjng the population blind, thats what dictators, be they religious or secular do.
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 02:51 PM (ZCEU2)
Try the 1790s, bruh. It was wild.
PlaySquire featured women with only one petticoat!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 02:43 PM (KxVoZ)
Check out the bodacious panniers on that lady.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 02:51 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2020 02:50 PM (9wmyx)
More ammo for my "Joe Biden or Michael Scott" game.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 02:51 PM (h+Dtu)
Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 02:51 PM (5IHGB)
https://tinyurl.com/uqgyfcq
The Obama fandom continues unabated.
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I ran up to the drugstore at lunch time. Perusing the magazines, I saw one of those "special editions" with the glossy cover and near-cardstock pages, of the Obamas.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 02:51 PM (vg8iE)
Spent the early afternoon sighting in two pellet rifles from the front porch. I come back in and...nope, world hasn't changed at all.
Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2020 02:52 PM (Ibwur)
Obviously something we'd have to correct as we cut off trade with China.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2020 02:52 PM (Y6UV7)
******
Why does anyone watch & listen to that asshat
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 02:52 PM (qjCzJ)
it's up
it's down
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi
More like it's in, it's out..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Nanzi's got a wheeze box. Daddy never sleeps at night.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 02:52 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 02:52 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: The Pudding at March 25, 2020 02:53 PM (UPp47)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 02:53 PM (El6T/)
https://tinyurl.com/uqgyfcq
The Obama fandom continues unabated.
Yet his transcripts are sealed for forevermore.
Fuck the Owbamatwats.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
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I've never understood why anybody needs to be "coached" to pedal a stationary bicycle. Anybody paying for that is too stupid to live.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 02:53 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 25, 2020 02:53 PM (bLhAC)
the magazines, I saw one of those "special editions" with the glossy
cover and near-cardstock pages, of the Obamas.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 02:51 PM (vg8iE)
We'll never, ever be rid of those two grifters. I heard there's one case of WooHoo Flu on Martha's Vineyard. *shifty eyes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: non entity at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (B+t5k)
You seem to have a problem.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2020 02:54 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: I M Simpleton at March 25, 2020 02:42 PM (3ayFC)
My unit was assigned to train Iraqi national guard in 05-06. Some of them had feyadeen tats on their hands. We noticed and were told to shut the fuck up.
It was known that bad guys were enlisting in the new Iraqi army and police forces, and the official Army policy at ground level was shut your fucking mouth. The reasoning seemed to be that they made such terrible soldiers-- some of these guys couldn't hit a target with a rifle at 25 yards-- that it didn't matter anyway.
In the spring of 2006 we were involved in a huge operation involving MSR Clemson. Feyadeen had attacked and overrun a bunch of Iraqi government army checkpoints, put on Iraqi army uniforms and started checking vehicles through like normal. When someone showed them government or coalition ID they'd pull him out and shoot him.
We were sent to watch this shiek's house. We took pictures of him shaking hands with a wanted ex-Republican Guard officer on his front porch. We rolled in and balled them up. The commander of the brigade of the 101st Airborne, who had local control, passed word down we weren't to touch the shiek or his family. He thought he had a good working relationship with him and didn't want Joe Bob the grunt fucking up his playing Lawrence of Arabia. Total waste of time. Waste of the guy who fell out of the fucking Blackhawk and died on one of those ops, too-- four hundred grand, drop in the bucket, eh?
They were trying to win a war without getting people hurt. FAIL. Fuck Washington and fuck the Pentagon.
Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 02:54 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: The Craw at March 25, 2020 02:54 PM (nrDOq)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 02:54 PM (un7FC)
Ho Lee Fook:
https://tinyurl.com/uqgyfcq
The Obama fandom continues unabated.
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Smarter than ME?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 02:55 PM (aKsyK)
who got them from under my bed???
socks OFF, now.
Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 02:55 PM (5IHGB)
Idiot Jack Ryan (not the Clancy Char.) had a whoooole lot to do with that. Yes there where Democrat bad actors releasing stuff but idiot Jack was the cause. Friggin idiot. He's an idiot by the way.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2020 02:55 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:55 PM (ptqGC)
Don't get me started on personal trainers.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 02:54 PM (un7FC)
Why? Can't you stop once you start?
Posted by: The Paolo at March 25, 2020 02:55 PM (nrDOq)
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: SAHMmy at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (NgCZg)
Did the Europeans really believe this would go to- the people? The same people they were beating, killing, torturing and jailing a few months ago.
Jackasses.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
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Some idiots trying to dose themselves by drinking pool water now?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 25, 2020 02:55 PM (nrDOq)
My wife couldn't.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (8B6Ng)
The only religion that comes close to this level of vileness is hard-core Calvinism, but even that falsely depicts God screwing over only an unknown number of humanity (reprobates), not everyone.
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (ldmQR)
_______________
Some idiots trying to dose themselves by drinking pool water now?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (k4dH2)
The gene pool needs cleansing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (r+sAi)
Jackasses.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (VpIIl)
They probably don't care. These are the same people who send shiploads of goods to Africa where they know perfectly well it'll all be stolen.
Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (Pqytn)
_______________
Some idiots trying to dose themselves by drinking pool water now?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 02:56 PM (k4dH2)
So the next run on Home Depot will be for muriatic acid?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (pS94+)
_______________
Some idiots trying to dose themselves by drinking pool water now?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
To be fair, enough chlorine will kill coronavirus, just like it kills every other living thng.
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, No Adjetives Today at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (dwojT)
The asshole actually said, and I quote:
""You can't shoot a virus," Villanueva said""
Fucktard status = TRUE
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 02:58 PM (uLuPn)
He would have been the nominee anyway, but Weld and others dont have a platform to criticize him in any meaningful way.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 25, 2020 02:58 PM (JRaU+)
The asshole actually said, and I quote:
""You can't shoot a virus," Villanueva said""
Fucktard status = TRUE
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (7s3Gx)
A single bullet sure can kill millions of virus cells. All of them are in one body.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 02:59 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 02:59 PM (r+sAi)
To be fair, enough chlorine will kill coronavirus, just like it kills every other living thng.
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM (P1f+c)
Really?
HONEY!!!!! GET THE POOL KIT!!!!
Posted by: Dumbass in AZ at March 25, 2020 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Or has the audience furloughed in THE BOONDOCKS!!!
Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 03:00 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 03:00 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 03:00 PM (gwucc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 03:00 PM (gwucc)
Me TOO!!!
Posted by: Penis at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (MzFJT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 02:59 PM (r+sAi)
I wish. We're hauling ass to cajun country now.
But I ain't bitching - at least I got work. Lots of good men and women don't, through no fault of their own.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (0otOH)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (un7FC)
Your game is weaksauce.
Be better, douchebag.
Be better.
Posted by: Penis at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Paolo at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (xPl2J)
Seriously, WTF?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: IanDeal at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (un7FC)
It werfs nebels.
Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (BAsqb)
The second Firm album was better than the first one.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (xPl2J)
I saw Soft Cell open for the Firm in '85. No, really.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 02:47 PM (MzFJT)
This thing has had a creepy "The Stand" vibe to it.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: goodluckduck at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (V8zw+)
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (8B6Ng)
The 'Ettes keep D-cells stockpiled.
Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:02 PM (8B6Ng)
Everyone already has those stockpiled. Tom Ridge had a psa about it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (pS94+)
Weren't Soft Cell the ones that redid the 'Tainted Love' song?
I really hate that version.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
This will go well.
Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2020 03:04 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: ryukyu at March 25, 2020 03:04 PM (vKhgw)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (nAiE/)
If you start dreaming about moving to Boulder, let me know.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 03:04 PM (0otOH)
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (K22Va)
And if that doesn't work, she'll pour bleach over her head and say MAGA thugs did it.
Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 03:00 PM (gwucc)
Me TOO!!!
Posted by: Penis at March 25, 2020 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm open to suggestions.
Posted by: Vagina at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (gwucc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 02:57 PM
That's what WE were for!
Posted by: Tasty Tide Pods at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (X9WjX)
nebelwerfer
Which means : one who takes a small bites out of a thin cookie.
Posted by: some linguistics scholar at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (ZBrWm)
What did they do after the tenth encore of Tainted Love?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (c4UJn)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Level 19 Iranian Cleric at March 25, 2020 03:06 PM (QDEF1)
there will be arrests if necessary, if people don't observe social
distancing. Threatens to shut down the lakefront and all parks to force
compliance.
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (K22Va)
Good grief. They're encouraging people here to get out and take a walk, get some fresh air and de-stress (keeping proper distance from others). I would have loved to be able to drive to the beach for a walk, but they shut it down because of stupid spring breakers. Still, I try to take a nice walk and get some sun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 03:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (K22Va)
I said it before and I will say it again - until people start yanking these power-crazed bastards out of their homes and dragging them to the nearest lamp post, it is only going to get worse.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 03:06 PM (2JVJo)
Or has the audience furloughed in THE BOONDOCKS!!!
Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 03:00 PM (5IHGB)
I like that. I had a good one yesterday that went totally radio silent.
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 03:06 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 03:06 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 02:49 PM (MzFJT)
No!
it's just a nub, poor thing
in her defense it was pretty matted
I told her this reminds me of a certain incident involving a barbie and a pair of scissors, many years ago
I told doggeh I would get him the number of PETA's lawyer
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 03:07 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 03:07 PM (xPl2J)
if necessary, if people don't observe social distancing. Threatens to
shut down the lakefront and all parks to force compliance.
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 03:03 PM (K22Va)
Does that mean they're going to get the "youths" off the streets?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 03:08 PM (GOcZA)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 03:08 PM (iTXRQ)
What did they do after the tenth encore of Tainted Love?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (c4UJn)
The 11th encore of Where Did Our Love Go...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:08 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 03:07 PM (xPl2J
You didn't see the Van Halen reunion on Ellen, did ya.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
I use a Hushmail personal paid account. They also have personal free accounts, and business accounts -- those may be all paid, though; I'm not sure, since I don't need a business one.
Posted by: Empire1 at March 25, 2020 03:08 PM (LjNCn)
This explains
Posted by: Cactus salad at March 25, 2020 03:08 PM (onc1L)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 03:07 PM (xPl2J)
"I know, right?!"
- - Boy George & Dead or Alive
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (pS94+)
What did they do after the tenth encore of Tainted Love?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 03:05 PM (c4UJn)
Didn't they also have a very very very very very minor hit with some Supremes song?
Maybe "Where Did Our Love Go"?
But, yeah, after that ....they were out of ammo.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (9wmyx)
10 shootings so far this week in Chicago, 1 dead.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (MRjKr)
I've had the Great Wall and some other spots in China on my bucket list. Now, not so much.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (ptqGC)
13m
St. Louis Fed president predicts economy will bounce back strong following sharp downturn -
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (qjCzJ)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: Styx at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (X9WjX)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (1xToX)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 03:08 PM (GOcZA)
The Mayor of Chicago is a black lesbian Democrat and the DA is a black woman Soros minion.
I'll let you do the math on that one.
Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (BAsqb)
13m
St. Louis Fed president predicts economy will bounce back strong following sharp downturn -
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (qjCzJ)
Well, of course it will. The fundamentals beforehand were rock solid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (pS94+)
- - Boy George & Dead or Alive
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (pS94+)
Fun fact: Pete Burns, lead singer of Dead or Alive was married to a woman from 1980-2006.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (lg/F7)
13m
St. Louis Fed president predicts economy will bounce back strong following sharp downturn -
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (qjCzJ)
Thank you captain obvious.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (un7FC)
They really need more range time.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (0otOH)
At least Jagger and Bowie looked ironically gay, not pathetically gay.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (c4UJn)
- - Boy George & Dead or Alive
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (pS94+)
********
Village People & Right Said Fred say hi
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (qjCzJ)
Actually, Tainted Love segued directly into Where Did Our Love Go and was often played as one song.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (pS94+)
hmm doesn't surprise me
hey was Rush on today or still missing?
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (j9HX3)
I'll let you do the math on that one.
Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (BAsqb)
That's not math.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
hey was Rush on today or still missing?
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (j9HX3)
Missing.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
- - Boy George & Dead or Alive
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (pS94+)
Fun fact: Pete Burns, lead singer of Dead or Alive was married to a woman from 1980-2006.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 03:10 PM (Ez6QX)
He sure looked and pranced about like a faygele.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 03:00 PM (gwucc)
*cautiously puts down AR-14*
*side-eyes hordians without strategic porn reserve*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (Qf83p)
Breaking:
Bloomberg Fake News is reporting the Chinese Flu will be the starting QB for the Patriots this season.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (pS94+)
I will now go lick toilets to get that out of my head, permanently, in a few weeks.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Rush absent again.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (pS94+)
We he DID enter into a "civil partnership" with a dude in 2007, so...
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (8B6Ng)
didn't he say last week there was something important about this pandemic that we don't know and he was going to let us know something about it Monday
it's been in the back of my mind
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: DanMan at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (XTiHL)
Horrible shots.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (Qf83p)
Because......
https://youtu.be/Uzx_3Uyo1PE
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Ba-dah-dah!
Do dooo Do
Ba-dah-dah!
*sings*
Nebelwerfer
Nebelwerfer!
Ba-dah-dah!
Do dooo Do
Ba-dah-dah!
...
...
Posted by: Soft Cell 2020 at the Glockenspielenfargannugen at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
You can't do that.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Delilah at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (rIO4+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 03:14 PM (QrImU)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 03:14 PM (ZCEU2)
13m
St. Louis Fed president predicts economy will bounce back strong following sharp downturn -
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 03:09 PM (qjCzJ)
Thank you captain obvious.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Actually what they say moves the markets and is somewhat important.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (5IbVn)
This thing has had a creepy "The Stand" vibe to it.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner
If you start dreaming about moving to Boulder, let me know.
Posted by: I Am No One
The walking sickness in Things To Come.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (noaju)
staring Cotton Picking
Wendy Whipping and Whoopee Goldberg !!!!
Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: stumck at March 25, 2020 03:19 PM (w9Wax)
Achmed the Infected, Dying Terrorist
(with apologies to Jeff Dunham)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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