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Teen-aged attention whore and religious scold St. Greta Thunberg claims she "likely" has the coronavirus WuFlu. She wasn't tested for it, nor was she hospitalized or even examined by a doctor. She just diagnosed herself, self-quarantined, and then took the opportunity to piously lecture the rest of us sinners about the need to stay at home. And speaking of attention whores, TDS deranged "comedienne" Kathy Griffin is complaining that she's in a coronavirus "isolation ward" with 'unbearably painful symptoms' but they're refusing to test her for the coronavirus. Because Trump. She's obviously lying her ass off and her claims have been thoroughly demolished already. So perhaps a coronavirus infection is becoming a new thing that allows the unscrupulous to claim victim status. It's a particularly easy one to claim, because you don't to do anything or look a certain way, you just claim that you have it and hey presto, you're an instant victim. The only question is where it should be placed in the Grievance Hierarchy. I'm thinking above "womyn" but below "gay." But views may differ on this. Note: Greta is apparently all better now. What a relief. We can now look forward to many more years of her sanctimonious sermons.
Lest We Forget:
Our Garbage Media:
However, we will not be airing the briefings live due to a pattern of false or misleading information provided that cannot be fact checked in real time. (2)
— KUOW Public Radio (@KUOW) March 24, 2020
Katie Hill Hardest Hit:
No Shortage Here:
Because the President Should Not Be Allowed To Talk To the American People:
Trump is literally turning all 3 cable news networks into State TV. Live daily campaign rallies for the president to strengthen his hold on power. Unprecedented departure from American norms.
— Gabriel Sherman (@gabrielsherman) March 25, 2020
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Wednesday's celebs: I guess you could classify Anna Myrha as a 'B' actress. I had no idea she even existed until I stumbled upon photos of her while looking for photos of someone else. She doesn't have an extensive CV, just a few movies and appearances in some TV series. I thought she was drop-dead gorgeous, so I was surprised by the somewhat mixed reaction she got. Eh, de gustibus non est disputandum, as they say. Anyway, I needed a male to pair her with, so I found that she was in a film called Rapid Eye Movement with François Arnaud, whom some of you recognized from his work in The Borgias series.
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Comments
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Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2020 11:12 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 27, 2020 11:12 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:13 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 27, 2020 11:13 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 27, 2020 11:13 AM (/ZYFC)
She looks sorta familiar, but no idea.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 27, 2020 11:13 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (Vddbf)
Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (JRaU+)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (e284m)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (G546f)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Did Hoss have children ?
Posted by: RJD at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (Eicbe)
WHEN. WILL. I LEARN!?!!?!?!?
Posted by: Pete Polarek at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (NTadV)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (Vddbf)
Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (X/Pw5)
Partial credit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (T4ibP)
Posted by: McCool at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (lWCRE)
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Geeze man, you're a little close to the target aren't you?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (e284m)
Posted by: RJD at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (ch6++)
Posted by: FloridaMan at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (i8YPm)
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (Nu6Gg)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (8/7u2)
Serious question: aren't the news media given a lot of leeway and
privilege because they supposedly provide a public benefit? Wouldn't a
complete or partial censor of the president's nationwide briefing during
a national emergency put that privilege in jeopardy?
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (Nu6Gg)
But they deliver the news - and they're not telling anyone they're censoring the President now.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (e284m)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (e284m)
Ya dribble and ya shoot.
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)
The Wuhan China treat
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: davidt at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (WEjkM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jmel at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (OeWgo)
Geeze man, you're a little close to the target aren't you?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (e284m)
Ya dribble and ya shoot.
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)
And here I thought you were 'anti' aiming!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (e284m)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Boomers remember stuff at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (wRJSW)
OK Greenies! You Gaia loving Hippies! The ones who say Mother Earth sent this Plague to punish us for not taking care of her!
Alright, you win. Nature is trying to kill us.
But guess what Buttercup! When something tries to kill lots of people in my country? I F'n Declare WAR ON IT!
Ergo, this is my declaration of War against Mother Earth. I say we drill the shit out of her! Build Dams! Build Canals so we can get water to places she stupidly left dry.
Open up all the damn government owned land for settlement, so we can actually DO something with it!
And this Global Warming shit? Its bullshit. We need to get the earth a couple degrees warmer anyway before Mom Earth tries to kill us in an ICE AGE!
F it! WAR!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (8/7u2)
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
Step up to the window after the thread is over to collect your winnings.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (T4ibP)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (KtxUt)
Funny how they can't actually produce examples.
And there should be no such thing as public radio or television.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (88+cf)
Re: Massie
Let's turn our brains back on. The dems are the ones that held this thing up by trying to put all kinds of crap into it. Ignoring the constitution to ram this thing though would be an _extremely_ dangerous precedent.
Massie is right, and I'd appreciate it if you'd ease up off his back about it.
Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (LHNU4)
Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (X/Pw5)
Partial credit.
I got Carl Perkins. Well, I got hey that's that country guy his name will come to me.
Do I get partial partial credit?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (WEjkM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (XVuno)
The girl, too.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (T4ibP)
Serious question: aren't the news media given a lot of leeway and
privilege because they supposedly provide a public benefit? Wouldn't a
complete or partial censor of the president's nationwide briefing during
a national emergency put that privilege in jeopardy?
Always remember that you pay for the Public Radio that won't be covering Trump's pressers.
Posted by: pep at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (T6t7i)
Those poor people. Just look at their faces! How the ravages of disease have contorted and twisted them! Devastating. It's like looking at an old pic from Freaks - fascinating, but you just feel embarrassed these deformed people are being paraded as they are.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Congregation and Contagion
at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (Sr48m)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (e284m)
I laughed.
Are people going to be tips to their local police-"A lot of heavy breathing and "Oh, Oh. Oh my god" going on in the apartment next to me where the swingers live.Send the SWAT team over now!!"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (WI7YS)
21 8 Carl Perkins and some chick.
Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (X/Pw5)
Partial credit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM
If he's getting partial credit for some chick, I'm going with some guy and some chick for full credit.
#Winning!
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (DMUuz)
could we drop that climate trollop in the closest volcano to see if it works?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (e284m)
I didn't say I could hit a wall when I wasn't trying.
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (90T4r)
Do I get partial partial credit?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (gd9RK)
You get a hearty handshake. No laurel.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (T4ibP)
I guarantee the fat chick was a 10+ at age 19. I've seen this happen over and over again. Its Moo Moo revenge.
Posted by: Puddin Head
Perhaps she needs a cup of coffee and a plaid skirt pulled up past her knees.
Posted by: pep at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (T6t7i)
Fireside chats were different because....well they were just different!
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here
You have to listen to them on a big wooden radio.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (aKsyK)
Serious question: aren't the news media given a lot of leeway and
privilege because they supposedly provide a public benefit? Wouldn't a
complete or partial censor of the president's nationwide briefing during
a national emergency put that privilege in jeopardy?
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (Nu6Gg)
But they deliver the news - and they're not telling anyone they're censoring the President now.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (e284m)
Media is about covering a story, with a pillow, till it goes quietly into the that long dark sleep.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Not a Socialist at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (+w+YV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (NvbIF)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM
No, I'm pretty sure Maggie is larger.
Posted by: Grimaldi at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (zniH6)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (e284m)
Posted by: RJD at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (KtxUt)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (90T4r)
Nope. Photo #2 is a clue as to her line of work.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (T4ibP)
Posted by: CARL PERKINS at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (Bfj2M)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (Boy/L)
Would you care to back your statement up? Stop yeielding to the MFM.
Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (LHNU4)
so don't we normally drop a virgin into a volcano to get rid of plagues like this?
We could drop the Dutch woman, but we'd need a heavy airlift helicopter and an environmental impact statement.
Posted by: pep at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)
#Winning!
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (DMUuz)
Get your own gig, Tiger Boy.
Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Not a Socialist at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (+w+YV)
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It's a wise precaution. Did you know that in The Godfather II fishing had a 50% mortality rate?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Bruce at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (90T4r)
Nope. Photo #2 is a clue as to her line of work.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (T4ibP)
Heh. Thanks..
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (90T4r)
********
Remember when all the celebrities were adopting exotic foreign orphans? Same thing, really, just phlegmier.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (sWM8x)
They guaranteed her pay through May 2nd. After that, nothing's off the table they say.
Go figure that the economic seppukku we're indulging in would lay off the physicians that are needed to fight the damn reason we're locked down.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (9V81o)
could we drop that climate trollop in the closest volcano to see if it works?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (8D42x)
It won't
Posted by: her dad at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: getting the banned back together dingbat at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (hADxE)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Congregation and Contagion
at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM (Sr48m)
Fireside chats were different because....well they were just different!
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here
You have to listen to them on a big wooden radio.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (aKsyK)
Lolol.
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM (WI7YS)
...so perhaps a coronavirus infection is becoming a new thing...
********
Yeah, it became "ME TOO!" about the time Tom Hanks and Wifey told us they had it.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM (e284m)
Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM
If the greater-than sign is like an alligator head, per my elementary school teacher, the above statement may be true as it flees Maggie in mortal terror.
Posted by: Grimaldi at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM (zniH6)
Sheila Jackson Lee is speaking at the moment. Shoot me now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBlTyoGuIEQ
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM (tLWGd)
Over three million unemployment claims last week. We'll get a big number again next week.
Trump is right that some of the sums we're getting worked up about are statistical noise.
Now tell me that Mnuchin didn't back Pelosi into a corner to remove the REALLY egregious stuff they wanted to force on us.
Pass the damn bill.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (tLWGd)
Yeah, it became "ME TOO!" about the time Tom Hanks and Wifey told us they had it.
I see Boris Johnson has it ... I bet a lot of people do that never know they did...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (5bxa0)
Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (9dnxb)
Posted by: THE CRAMPS at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (Bfj2M)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (sWM8x)
"Abdominal infection" = Nasty cooch
Posted by: Ted K. at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (xPYsj)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (90T4r)
Am I the only one left?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (Uu+Jp)
Sheila Jackson Lee is speaking at the moment. Shoot me now.
No thanks.. I'm already on blood pressure meds
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (Boy/L)
Dennis Prager mentioned on his program yesterday that Sweden was the only major European country that has not mandated a lockdown.
C'mon Greta, can we get a "HOW DARE YOU!" directed at Sweden?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (ch6++)
Butt, where do trans "people" fall on the list?
Posted by: Bruce at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (vd8XM)
Right now, I think they're pretty much at the top.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (T4ibP)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (sWM8x)
Trump mutated the virus and gave it to her because he wants her to suffer, silly.
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Wow. Hope this pandemic is tamed long before May 2nd and your wife's job is safe!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Ted K. at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (xPYsj)
I assume that when you marry a closeted gay photographer he can have less than desirable things on his dick.
Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (KxVoZ)
We think our viewers are so stupid and infantile* they may think Trump is telling them to consume fish tank cleaner, so we have to filter everything for them.
*Of course, some of them actually are.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Congregation and Contagion
at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (Sr48m)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (90T4r)
Am I the only one left?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (Uu+Jp)
You're the Will Smith character from I Am Legend.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (T4ibP)
I assume that when you marry a closeted gay photographer he can have less than desirable things on his dick.
Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (BAsqb)
Poo is a funny word.
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)
I see Boris Johnson has it ... I bet a lot of people do that never know they did...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (5bxa0)
Bunch of us old farts in Texas think it might have made the rounds here back in October/November. All us had 'something' that just wouldn't quit that nobody's doctor gave a name too. Couple came down with pneumonia but fortunately didn't require hospitalization because they went to the doc before it got really ugly.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (e284m)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (m45I2)
That was a lot of drama for a UTI, lady!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lizzy
Old Chicago!!
Place was a hoot to go to. Seemed to be a ghost town about a year after they opened though.
The woodworking shop my dad worked for never got paid for a bunch of stuff they put into that place.
Posted by: Bruce at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: End the shutdown at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (e284m)
I'm not that old and I had that. Didn't turn into pneumonia, but I was nasty sick for a couple days and had a cough that wouldn't go away.
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)
As we say around here, her ass is two axe handles wide
Posted by: RJD at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (2cfUo)
I bitched about it to my husband just now, and he told me I need to have a conversation with the guy.
He's not wrong.
BP elevation: High
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (ptqGC)
$75 M for PBS
$25 M to Kennedy Center
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Arts
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Humanities
Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (MGjUO)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (KxVoZ)
We can't fact check them, but we know they're lies.
Posted by: Alan Swann at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (oVJmc)
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Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (8fB/R)
I Think It's So Groovy Now That People Are Finally Staying Apart
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)
What we need are a few rungs on the ladder between "ain't nothing" and "global thermonuclear war."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM
No, I'm pretty sure Maggie is larger.
Posted by: Grimaldi at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (zniH6)
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Oh, you misunderstand, I meant to infer who I prefer.
For size wise:
Jabba the Hutt <<<< Maggie de Hutt
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (ch6++)
$75 M for PBS
$25 M to Kennedy Center
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Arts
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Humanities
Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (MGjUO)
For the children.
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (KxVoZ)
I bitched about it to my husband just now, and he told me I need to have a conversation with the guy.
He's not wrong.
BP elevation: High
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (ptqGC)
For sure, he is coloring outside the lines with that.
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (90T4r)
However, we will not be airing the briefings live due to a pattern of false or misleading information provided that cannot be fact checked in real time. (2)
This is the new coordinated theme. The reality, of course, is that - as Andrea Mitchell put it - the press conferences are "working for the president." The coordinated theme, though, is that the president is lying and we can't "fact-check" in real time and so it is irresponsible to broadcast it live, instead providing summaries and digests to viewers/listeners.
But I do have a serious question on this. What are the lies? What has been demonstrated as evidence of chronic lying. And I don't mean being *wrong* - that happens, especially with a fast-moving situation in a gigantic country. I am talking about actual, provable lies. What are they or were they? How frequently do they happen? What is their severity?
Anyone? Bueller?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (e/H31)
How many 'rons have settled for less thsn desireable chicks after a few beers? Well, 29 years ago anyway.
Posted by: getting the banned back together in shame at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (hADxE)
But it's hair on fire time!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC)
Am I the only one left?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (Uu+Jp)
Dah, none of us are real.
All Russian Bots!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (NgKpN)
$75 M for PBS
$25 M to Kennedy Center
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Arts
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Humanities
Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (MGjUO)
Fuck DC. Fuck them. Fuck them all.
Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: tubal
*******
Relax.
All of us here are going insane alone together.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (m45I2)
It constitutes a who's who of the well to do and connected.
Specifically, Mrs. Patrick Lehey and one Valerie Jarret.
The more you know, the more you will understand.
Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (3k74F)
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (wPON6)
Get bent.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (Boy/L)
You still haven't explained your position. Ad hominems don't cut it around here.
Ignoring the constitution to make up for the dems dragging their feet is idiotic. The MFM are all over this to try to place the blame on the republicans.
Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (LHNU4)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (KcKqW)
Oh, wave your hand at the hand of the man who stilled the waters...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (KxVoZ)
pneumonia, but I was nasty sick for a couple days and had a cough that
wouldn't go away.
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Same here. I've had enough colds, and flu, that I recognize them and how they generally work out. This was different.
I had had something like it the previous year after a trip up to Palo Duro canyon. Never had anything like it, don't want it again. Knocked me on my ass for 3 weeks.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (e284m)
De Block
Posted by: RJD at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (tLWGd)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (C1X4+)
Posted by: RJD at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (2cfUo)
I always wonder why they left that yard of bricks at the start/finish line at Indy.
Then I went to Indy. It's a measuring stick for women's asses there. We started calling them YOB's.
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)
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Brix was talking about now being the first cycle, then another this fall and a third next year. Wondering if that first one wasn't last fall, or how you could retro figuring that out.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (KxVoZ)
Things are looking up. Bananas, peanut butter, butter where on the shelves.
No TP, eggs, or hand sanitizer.
Wife will be making chocolate chip cookie bars a little later. Come into the driveway and I'll throw one out to you.
Posted by: Bruce at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (vd8XM)
If we're all gonna die,
We must have pie...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM
"Life's too short to eat bad pie!"
...from a local commercial that makes me laugh every time hear it. I blame oilfield humor.
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (4wSyT)
Posted by: Jwhal at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (PVtMu)
And sometimes the chicks settled for less than desirable guys too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (WI7YS)
I bitched about it to my husband just now, and he told me I need to have a conversation with the guy.
He's not wrong.
That tells you a lot about who he reads and whose opinions he values. He's said more than just words.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (z79tQ)
Going to be near 90 today, and humidity is up a bit. I keep hearing that the warmer heat and humidity DON'T affect the virus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (d6Ksn)
the lies? What has been demonstrated as evidence of chronic lying. And I
don't mean being *wrong* - that happens, especially with a fast-moving
situation in a gigantic country. I am talking about actual, provable
lies. What are they or were they? How frequently do they happen? What is
their severity?
Anyone? Bueller?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Shut up.
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (BAsqb)
this video is Amazing Polly in Canada ... at the cued part in the link she summarizes a few things about WHO's Tedros Adhanom ... or skip ahead a couple minutes to 7:25 to hear Dr. Fauci deflecting a question about why such love for the Marxist WHO director. It is embarassing, and he just shuffles off stage ... "I don't even know what your question is?"
Oh yes he does .. Fauci is deep in that "circle of fraud" with PEPFAR circulating billions that get lost in an un-auditable circle of deception, like the Ukraine scams, perhaps like most of the globalist laundering operations. (HSBC caught laundering $2B for drug cartels, paid a fine, no jail for anyone)
youtu.be/9uWriZEC8BQ?t=346
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (Cus5s)
Jeez, what part of "parody news site" do you morons not understand for the Belgian Health Minister story?
Nevertheless, that poor woman, whoever she is / was, had a serious weight issue.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (pNxlR)
Also, a supervisor in one of our districts told his officers to look for arrests and make car and ped stops during the scare. The result? Three of his cops got the Wuhan.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (VWp7G)
May all of them crash, burn and have massive layoffs.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
I'm not that old and I had that. Didn't turn into pneumonia, but I was nasty sick for a couple days and had a cough that wouldn't go away.
Posted by: Sponge
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Granddaughter #2 had a wicked temp and pneumonia Nov/Dec that would not go away even after treatment at Children's Hospital. The Drs there never did come up with a definitive dx.
It finally did on it's own but now, we are wondering. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (87EdW)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (Boy/L)
That used to be a sign of adulthood, realizing that not everything is the best, or the worst.
Our problem now is we devalue adulthood, and most of our country is stuck in permanent adolescence, or to quote their leader, "HOW DARE YOU!!!"
Posted by: Ted K. at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (xPYsj)
Posted by: Michael L Blair at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (yiAMj)
De Hindenburg
Posted by: RJD at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (2cfUo)
Enjoy some of her songs:
Hard Headed Woman https://tinyurl.com/9avjp9e
Funnel of Love https://tinyurl.com/ouctmrs
Brown Eyed Handsome Man (My personal favorite!)
https://tinyurl.com/wnwbzqg
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (8/7u2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (ptqGC)
I don't know who Patton Oswalt is, but is your pastor quoting them about political things or about
things of the faith?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (WI7YS)
Yeah - It's the only Virus on Earth not Affected by things like heat.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (Bfj2M)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (/ZYFC)
I just saw something 2 days ago that was sciency, so the technical stuff blew right past, but they're going to have a test to see if you HAD it. Sending out the precursors (or whatever they call them) to labs so they can get busy making tests.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (z79tQ)
I can't wait to hear what they have to say. I just don't believe our pastor is very politically savvy. At least, that's what I'm hoping. He never brings up politics in the pulpit.
I'm just so damned weary.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (KxVoZ)
Looks like her face is about to fold in on itself
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (9Om/r)
If he's using them as an example of what not to be, then good.
If he's using them in a positive light, he should be excommunicated.
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: getting the banned back together, who, me? at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (hADxE)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (KtxUt)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (KxVoZ)
Place was a hoot to go to. Seemed to be a ghost town about a year after they opened though.
The woodworking shop my dad worked for never got paid for a bunch of stuff they put into that place.
- - -
Sorry your dad was never paid for his work, Bruce - yikes!
They've opened up a few additional restaurants in Boulder and Denver, but apparently the original was shut down a few years ago because the owner got a divorce and was forced to sell the (valuable Pearl St. mall) property as part of the settlement.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (bDqIh)
I don't think I'll be lectured about the norms of a place I've been coming to since 2004.
See 102.
Constitutional purity is an ideal in 2020, not reality.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (m45I2)
As usual with "this" General Motors, things just never seem to work out. They said they were going to give us 40,000 much needed Ventilators, "very quickly". Now they are saying it will only be 6000, in late April, and they want top dollar. Always a mess with Mary B. Invoke "P".
General Motors MUST immediately open their stupidly abandoned Lordstown plant in Ohio, or some other plant, and START MAKING VENTILATORS, NOW!!!!!! FORD, GET GOING ON VENTILATORS, FAST!!!!!! @GeneralMotors @Ford
Invoke "P" means Defense Production Act!
We have just purchased many Ventilators from some wonderful companies. Names and numbers will be announced later today!
S'mbody is pissssssed....
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (cF8AT)
Forget it, Jake. It's Government Town.
It's the same mindset that puts Iran in charge of the UN Human Rights committee, or insists on describing Michelle Obama as "toned".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (tLWGd)
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Fish have cooties, too? Fuck.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (WEjkM)
then another this fall and a third next year. Wondering if that first
one wasn't last fall, or how you could retro figuring that out.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM
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I strongly suspect that is exactly what she was saying, this thing has been around a whole lot longer than we initially thought and it appears to be seasonal.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (JUOKG)
But it's hair on fire time!
-
If you haven't panicked, you don't understand the situation!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (s9Eo8)
Honestly, I'm not sure I want the MSM reporting on the Biden sexual
assault. I think it's coming out now because the Dems realize Slow Joe
is hopeless and they want to replace him - but not with Bernie. I'll
bet they want Cuomo. This is a way to get Biden to step down.
I truly believe this. Biden is a shambling, slurring catastrophe and they know it.
Posted by: pep at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (T6t7i)
https://tinyurl.com/zmaqo5k
Authentic, bespoke, raw... l-crafted toilet paper...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (8fB/R)
Quilted Northern originally made its name by being toilet paper that didn't have splinters in it - true story.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (BAsqb)
Just took a look at that mincemeat for the first time and now my gaydar has to be recalibrated.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (y7DUB)
Yep, the media. There needs to be an accounting.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Vy7tf)
things of the faith?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (WI7YS)
------------
"Comedian" Oswalt has been particularly nasty re:Trump.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (/ZYFC)
However, we will not be airing the briefings live due to a pattern
of false or misleading information provided that cannot be fact checked
in real time. (2)
That would be any time anyone speaks, especially Joe Biden.
Posted by: davidt at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (CqE5x)
I'd seriously question this guy as to where he gets his information.
Posted by: Alan Swann at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (rmJzs)
A Stat that is KNOWN to be 100% Bullshit.
And they are legislating based on it.
This is beyond gaslighting.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (Bfj2M)
$25 M to Kennedy Center
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Arts
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Humanities
Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (MGjUO)
For the children.
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)
The surviving children.
Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (X/Pw5)
Will you be singing the same tune when the dems use this as precedent to shove a ton of crap down our throats when the tables are turned?
Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (LHNU4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Their aren't a lot of faces with an event horizon.
Posted by: pep at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: DaveA at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (FhXTo)
Because of the name.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (9Om/r)
Just 3 cheeseburgers away!
Posted by: Ha at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (fNWtj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (C1X4+)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (JRaU+)
Yeah, it's gonna be Cuomo. Whether Biden names him as the VP and then steps down, or whether they change the rules at the convention, it's not gonna be Biden.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (tLWGd)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (e284m)
My BIL works for a compact disc company in Jersey. They stopped making discs and are now making face shields for health care workers. They're selling them at cost, and sometimes at a little loss. True heroes.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (y7DUB)
He's 20 years younger than her and she's a massive f*g hag. I'm throwing the pink flag, hardcore.
Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (XHdLb)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (ifmtJ)
Or is that cheese grater?
Posted by: getting the banned back together trying to grate soft cheese at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (hADxE)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (COzlW)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (e284m)
Posted by: Not a Socialist at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (+w+YV
Fish flu. It HAS been weaponized. Remember the fish-cannon and the round that hit that reporter in the noggin?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (Vy7tf)
Now that she's been unpersoned they have noticed that the (formerly admired) Dr. Birx is a *gasp* Evangelical Christian. ZOMG, burn the witch!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Roy at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (ABjxW)
Yeah - It's the only Virus on Earth not Affected by things like heat.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (Bfj2M)
garrett is correct, in the sarc. Please listen to him.
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: getting the banned back together, who, me? at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (hADxE)
I wasn't speaking on you-just generally.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Vy7tf)
Easy, how many lamp posts exist? There's your number.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (9Om/r)
Shopped for some groceries yesterday when I went out to pick up the wife's routine meds.
Eggs and milk were on hand, unlike the previous day, and I purchased some. The grocery store was somewhat lower than normal in customers. I saw three kids on bikes riding through the parking lot. The liquor store is restricting the number of customers inside to five persons maximum.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (pNxlR)
If we're all gonna die,
We must have pie...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM
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I had a slice of apple pie with vanilla ice cream last night. It was delicious. The ice cream likely saved my life.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (WEjkM)
Posted by: Yo! at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (uZuKb)
I'm gonna head over to pornhub to investigate essential activities.. I'll betcha it involves at least one step-mom!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (KcKqW)
Interesting they target the woman, isn't it? Like Matt Lauer did?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (oVJmc)
So far, no one except Jackass Lee and the "checks for illegal aliens" woman appear to be in opposition.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (tLWGd)
One Congressman says you know? It would be UnConstitutional to pass it without a Quorum in the House (and he is RIGHT),
And they want to Lynch him?
Wow.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (OI/f2)
Just wait until Fauci starts saying things are going well.
From "Our Hero" to "Trumpist Zero" in no time flat.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (COzlW)
Trump is literally turning all 3 cable news networks into State TV. Live daily campaign rallies for the president to strengthen his hold on power. Unprecedented departure from American norms.
Mr. Sherman is from NBC - a network that, based on recent history, are bought and paid for shills for the Chinese.
Never mind that. I'd like to point two things out to Mr. Sherman and everyone else bitching that the President is doing fairly well with his daily briefings.
1) One of the reasons he's doing well - especially in comparison to you - is that you keep rising to it and being childish, mean-spirited assholes. It's a bad look. Quit doing it.
2) You - the Press, I mean - *demanded* daily briefings. Trump had asked Pence to handle this, and Pence was handling it. Daily briefings, full disclosure, lots of updates, progress reports, status, etc. You demanded that *he* do it himself. You asserted that his "buck-passing" to Pence was unacceptable and he needed to be out in front of the people. He complied. You got what you wanted. Quit bitching about it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (e/H31)
$75 M for PBS
$25 M to Kennedy Center
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Arts
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Humanities
Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (MGjUO)
I have a running list of what I've found so far....
$50,000,000 Inst. of Museum and Library Services
$75,000,000 Corp. for Public Broadcasting NPR & CPB
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Humanities
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Arts
$350,000,000 for Migration and Refugee Asst.
$88,000,000 for the Peace Corps.
$25,000,000 for Kennedy Center
$7,000,000 for DC charter school Gallaudet Univ.
$13,000,000 for Howard University..
...So far. These things are a nightmare to read.
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (rmJzs)
Lol!!
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (90T4r)
Easy, how many lamp posts exist? There's your number.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (9Om/r)
We'll need a government bill to buy some with cross trees on em. Ours are all faux 1920 types with no crossbars. Makes it hard to secure the rope.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (e284m)
dems dragging their feet is idiotic. The MFM are all over this to try to
place the blame on the republicans.
Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (LHNU4)
And why is the MSM trying to place the blame on the Republicans now? Because to them many days of delay by Pelosi and Schumer, aided by Senate Democrats, is equal to even just one House Republican threatening to require a roll call vote.
Posted by: Vendette at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (nRNOc)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (E+OcO)
See 102.
Constitutional purity is an ideal in 2020, not reality.
* sighs *
Newbies...
I guess you're right.
Excuse me while I go tear up my copy of the Constitution.
Thank you for pointing out that this crisis of timing created by the dems and touted be the MFM is more important than our principals.
Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (LHNU4)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (KxVoZ)
Air Kisses Sweeter Than Wine
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (T4ibP)
Posted by: Equirhodont at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (+2GwM)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (87EdW)
She and her husband are very conservative, but one of her sons and his wife are public school teachers in CT and very liberal (and it kills her), and the other is a producer at NBC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (ptqGC)
right, before the censor the president, they must demonstrate exactly what the lies are.
Scratch that ... even if there were constant lies (you can keep your doctor, costs will be reduced $2500/yr) ... they still should not censor the POTUS. They can provide coverage after, to show him a liar ... but he was elected POTUS. ("muh private corporation privilege") They have a free choice, but not one based in journalistic integrity.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (Cus5s)
Good. Spending the public's tax money to give them checks, and then taxing them again would just be outrageous. But we've seen worse.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (tLWGd)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (396Q3)
No. But unbearable stupidity is a symptom of Kathy Griffin.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (CLteG)
You cruise the grocery store with a cart full of food. Linger around the cold-case and check out the perkies.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (Vy7tf)
________
"Isn't it time to send all those who claim to be coronavirus victims a permanent $1000/month government payment?" -- Andrew Wang 2020!
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (WqPYg)
_____________
That's what they're calling the clap now?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (k4dH2)
Anyway, here she is singing "Fujiyama Mama:"
https://tinyurl.com/pkpzkgt
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (2JVJo)
I truly believe this. Biden is a shambling, slurring catastrophe and they know it.
Posted by: pep
Fredo isn't any better.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (Vddbf)
And don't forget to tip Moose on the way out!
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at March 27, 2020 11:43 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:43 AM (WEjkM)
John Kerry Retweeted Donald J. Trump
Breaking news: Congressman Massie has tested positive for being an asshole. He must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity. He's given new meaning to the term #Masshole. (Finally, something the president and I can agree on!)
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:43 AM (cF8AT)
$75,000,000 Corp. for Public Broadcasting NPR CPB
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Humanities
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Arts
$350,000,000 for Migration and Refugee Asst.
$88,000,000 for the Peace Corps.
$25,000,000 for Kennedy Center
$7,000,000 for DC charter school Gallaudet Univ.
$13,000,000 for Howard University..
...So far. These things are a nightmare to read.
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (cF8AT)
My BP Level: Dangerously High.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:43 AM (T4ibP)
$50,000,000 Inst. of Museum and Library Services
$75,000,000 Corp. for Public Broadcasting NPR & CPB
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Humanities
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Arts
$350,000,000 for Migration and Refugee Asst.
$88,000,000 for the Peace Corps.
$25,000,000 for Kennedy Center
$7,000,000 for DC charter school Gallaudet Univ.
$13,000,000 for Howard University..
. . .So far. These things are a nightmare to read.
Thanks, Tami.
That pork makes me want to puke.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:43 AM (bDqIh)
They were ingesting it as a way to ward-off the Corona virus.
I'd say they were 100% successful in the effort. They'll never come down with that virus now!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 27, 2020 11:43 AM (QzJWU)
https://tinyurl.com/ttr9nub
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 27, 2020 11:44 AM (NVYyb)
Lisa Ling was on saying it's wrong to demonize the poor Chinese and we need to be looking to them for help.
Yeah, The View is still bat-shit crazy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:44 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2020 11:44 AM (+y/Ru)
Seriously though, they must be going to give us all free education now, right?
Gonna use that to pay down their student's loan debts, right?
Or will this be used for a 'separate but equal' facility to be used exclusively by "minorities" .
Lord help me through these crazy times.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:44 AM (e284m)
What!?
She was adorable. One of Elvis' castoffs, iirc
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:44 AM (Bfj2M)
this as precedent to shove a ton of crap down our throats when the
tables are turned?
Posted by: db
uno: Trump 2020 or Death
II - They'll do that shit anyways
Posted by: DaveA at March 27, 2020 11:44 AM (FhXTo)
Guy speaking now confirmed that the stimulus checks will be tax-free.
Good. Spending the public's tax money to give them checks, and then
taxing them again would just be outrageous. But we've seen worse.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (tLWGd)
_________
I'm old enough to remember Bill Clinton unconstitionally retroactively taxing the dead.
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (WqPYg)
things of the faith?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (WI7YS)
Patton Oswalt is a dumbass actor, "famous" for being the shlub loser on "King of Queens." His late wife wrote a book about the Golden State Killer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (CLteG)
You cruise the grocery store with a cart full of food. Linger around the cold-case and check out the perkies.
--------------------
You need the thump the melons to see if they are ripe. Put your ear on them before thumping.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (WEjkM)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (tLWGd)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (OI/f2)
TuCa interviewed a woman who got it and was recovering. She said it felt like a vise was around her chest and it hurt to breathe. But she didn't go to the hospital and didn't need a vent. She was middle-aged not old.
I think the pain probably varies widely - some who have it feel nothing, others feel sick and uncomfortable but it's not excruciating and the elderly and those with other conditions (like asthma) feel much more pain - cause they can't breathe.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (d6Ksn)
$25 M to Kennedy Center
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Arts
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Humanities
Posted by: Braenyard
I sent that same list to my R senator a couple of days ago. All it got me was an text message from American for Priorities asking me to encourage my reps to pass the bill.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (+s5Ks)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (pw+jk)
The Left would not exist without government funding. This is just a huge recharge to their political machine.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (Nu6Gg)
_______
Why, no, of course not. Preventing Trump from reaching people IS the public benefit. Remember what Mika said, telling people what to think is THEIR job.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: JT at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:43 AM (bDqIh)
+++++++++
Me, too. Very stupid and very ugly. But if it is *just* pork, I can unhappily live with it. If things like destroying elections are still in there, then that's a different story.
Pork is dangerous and awful on its own, but it is probably absorbable. I don't like it, especially the massive cash injections into organizations that hate me and want to destroy our culture, but "pork free massive bailout" was never going to happen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (e/H31)
Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (X/Pw5)
But not the British children.
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)
$75,000,000 Corp. for Public Broadcasting NPR CPB
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Humanities
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Arts
$350,000,000 for Migration and Refugee Asst.
$88,000,000 for the Peace Corps.
$25,000,000 for Kennedy Center
$7,000,000 for DC charter school Gallaudet Univ.
$13,000,000 for Howard University..
...So far. These things are a nightmare to read.
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (cF8AT)
They're all bullshit but seriously $350 million for that?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (C1X4+)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Defenestratus
*******
This is an interesting point. Hospitals don't make their money off Emergency Department. They make their money off of procedures (imaging, elective surgeries with short stays, endoscopies), which are being canceled and/or postponed. I'll bet some of these big systems are hemorrhaging money.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (m45I2)
Sacred principles honor and so forth.
Very Bulwarkian, db.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (Boy/L)
One Congressman says you know? It would be UnConstitutional to pass it without a Quorum in the House (and he is RIGHT),
And they want to Lynch him?
Wow.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)
One thing in Massey's favor. With the way the news cycle goes, it'll be forgotten in a week.
Case in point: Burr, Sen. Richard
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:44 AM (ptqGC)
________
The term "bat-shit crazy" takes on a whole new meaning in the wake of the Wuhan virus.
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (C4hN7)
8,000 dollars.
Tax Free my ass.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (Bfj2M)
Thirst, unbearable, unquenchable thirst while everyone is home not paying attention to them.
That is the symptoms most of these celebrity and other attention wh#re self-diagnosed cases of Wuhan flu have.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
We'll need a government bill to buy some with cross trees on em. Ours are all faux 1920 types with no crossbars. Makes it hard to secure the rope.
Posted by: DamnedYankee
You secure the rope to your truck bumper.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (Vddbf)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Vy7tf)
Easy, how many lamp posts exist? There's your number.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (9Om/r)
It could start with handing out knuckle sandwiches.
Like antifa with punch a Nazi day, but better.
Lamp posts are the ending point, not the starting point.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (ZbwAu)
Interesting they target the woman, isn't it? Like Matt Lauer did?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (oVJmc)
------
Put on my PPE and wandered over to Hotgas. Sure enough, AP up bright and early to dump on Dr. Birx.
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (OAlmw)
I thought Andrew was Sonny and Chris was Fredo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (tLWGd)
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Chris is Fredo,
Andy is Fredo the Elder
Both of them are dumb as posts. No offense to posts. They are useful unlike Team Fredo.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (pw+jk)
So she had the shits - not a symptom of Kung Flu or any flu - and hogged a hospital bed and demanded to be tested for a disease she didn't have - all to make Orange Man look bad.
And leftists are applauding her for her selfish publicity grab.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (KxVoZ)
Pork is dangerous and awful on its own, but it is probably absorbable. I don't like it, especially the massive cash injections into organizations that hate me and want to destroy our culture, but "pork free massive bailout" was never going to happen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (e/H31)
I've yet to find the election/ballot crap Nancy put in before. Seems to be gone....seems. I keep looking for it though. They use weasel words...
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (OI/f2)
TuCa interviewed a woman who got it and was recovering. She said it felt like a vise was around her chest and it hurt to breathe. But she didn't go to the hospital and didn't need a vent. She was middle-aged not old.
I think the pain probably varies widely - some who have it feel nothing, others feel sick and uncomfortable but it's not excruciating and the elderly and those with other conditions (like asthma) feel much more pain - cause they can't breathe.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (d6Ksn)
Bear in mind that most people will be ok, and that doesn't make the numbers any less apocalyptic.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (IB++I)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (H8QX8)
Lisa Ling was on saying it's wrong to demonize the poor Chinese and we need to be looking to them for help.
Yeah, The View is still bat-shit crazy.
-----------------
I always get the feeling Rob Riener is involved with that show. The only one more hysterical than The View is Rob Riener. (how do you spell Reiner and what does it mean?)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (WEjkM)
Go figure that the economic seppukku we're indulging in would lay off
the physicians that are needed to fight the damn reason we're locked
down.
Posted by: Defenestratus
*******
This is an interesting point. Hospitals don't make their money off
Emergency Department. They make their money off of procedures (imaging,
elective surgeries with short stays, endoscopies), which are being
canceled and/or postponed. I'll bet some of these big systems are
hemorrhaging money.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (m45I2)
_________
Mike Lee has a fevah ... and the only cure is more H1-B visas for third world doctors!
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (WqPYg)
It's written in the the Invisible Ink amendment right?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (e284m)
I'm not seeing a neck.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (ZLI7S)
It's a GREAT neck....bigly...Yuge even.
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (cF8AT)
Because its accepted.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (KcKqW)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (tLWGd)
I want them all to get Kung flu and die.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (sI15f)
Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (X/Pw5)
Partial credit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (T4ibP)
If that's Carl Perkins, that's gotta be All Right Mama !
Posted by: JT at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (arJlL)
http://bitly.ws/86j2
It's true I tell you.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (hr5kG)
That is the symptoms most of these celebrity and other attention wh#re self-diagnosed cases of Wuhan flu have.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (bDqIh)
===
Hey I've got that!
Posted by: The Tree of Liberty at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (pw+jk)
I saw Andrew referenced here recently as "Fredo the Elder," which I must say I liked rather a lot.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (YqED9)
What stirred up MUMR's nest lately anyway?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (KxVoZ)
_________
Mr. Newt? Or maybe some bat Bat ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (WqPYg)
I'm not seeing a neck.
____________
Yeah, from the looks of her, she doesn't have to worry about group sex, or any sex, for that matter.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (a1s18)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Yo! at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (uZuKb)
Remember that one law of politics is 'do not let a crisis go to waste'. Capturing the government is the only win condition.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (IB++I)
Not just that these idiots were getting their people killed, but that they were getting their people killed because of not wanting to be called a racist and appeasing the loud mouthed sjw and pc jack@sses.
He is right in pointing this out over and over. People are fed up with it but this is a specific instance where it is literally killing people. Trying not to offend the special snowflakes.
Great point.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (rmJzs)
Lol!!
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (90T4r)
It would be even funnier if the minister was the Rev. Hugh Jass.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (T4ibP)
Will someone please explain to the Fake News New York Times (ALL THE NEWS THAT'S NOT FIT TO PRINT) that the Democrats make it almost impossible for us to fill positions within government. They "maximum" delay even the best candidates, including Judges, leaving little time!
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (cF8AT)
Lisa Ling was on saying it's wrong to demonize the poor Chinese and we need to be looking to them for help.
Yeah, The View is still bat-shit crazy.
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Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (WEjkM)
The Chinese chick says we shouldn't blame the Chinese for the disease that came out of fucking China.
Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (BAsqb)
Probably the first time he and Sheila Jackson Lee have ever been on the same side of an issue.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (tLWGd)
My goodness, does xe wear frilly dresses when xe swoons onto xis fainting couch on an hourly basis?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (KxVoZ)
Tax Free my ass.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (Bfj2M)
Just take it and cash it, I guess, and spend it on things the Commies disapprove of.
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (90T4r)
I'm not seeing a neck.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (ZLI7S)
It's a GREAT neck....bigly...Yuge even.
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (cF8AT)
...
My uncle is famous in our family for picking up his baby brother by the head to see if the baby had a neck.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (hr5kG)
********
We used to do that with cows, when I was in high school.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (m45I2)
All they have to do is increase the production and sale of their product, GOVERNMENT
to increase their revenues so we can get more free shit!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (e284m)
Kathy Griffin IS an abdominal infection.
oh, and hey I just heard - fuuuuuuuck china.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (wmfhQ)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (T4ibP)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/f58HKOgGsHo
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (8E3CE)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (Boy/L)
Really? Supporting the Constitution is Bulwarkian.
How does your ass smell?
If you'd get your head out of it for a second, you would see that you are siding with the MFM on a very important principal.
Spare me the concern for the pain that any perceived delay will have on the populace. The delay was created by the dems and you're giving them cover for it.
Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (LHNU4)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (k4dH2)
Or much in the way of health, either.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (YqED9)
Oh, I won't be getting any of this.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (Bfj2M)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (90T4r)
Like a new .308 SA58 with a folding para stock.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (e284m)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (tLWGd)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (d6Ksn)
But Andy is the 2024 front runner, right now.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (5HyS+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (WEjkM)
I wish I had ice cream. I have no room yet in my freezers to put my buckets (my machines use the bucket you have to freeze first).
Not going to the store any time soon, but I do have some cream I might whip. Whipped cream is good on pie too. But I love pie by itself.
Smells so good. Made a super-sized one too!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (8fB/R)
$75 M for PBS
$25 M to Kennedy Center
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Arts
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Humanities
Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (MGjUO)
I have a running list of what I've found so far....
$50,000,000 Inst. of Museum and Library Services
$75,000,000 Corp. for Public Broadcasting NPR & CPB
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Humanities
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Arts
$350,000,000 for Migration and Refugee Asst.
$88,000,000 for the Peace Corps.
$25,000,000 for Kennedy Center
$7,000,000 for DC charter school Gallaudet Univ.
$13,000,000 for Howard University..
...So far. These things are a nightmare to read.
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (cF8AT)
And the drudge dumpster fire posts a link to NYT article slamming repubs for slipping something into the bill that helps "America's Richest Real Estate Investors" and then go on to describe how little they understand about how the economy works.
Any mention of any of the above? Not a peep, other than AOC screaming the poor illegals are getting nothing out of this. I hate these bastards, I can't wish enough bad things upon them.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (8B6Ng)
Have y'all seen Comey's social distancing selfie? I would bet my life he is a depraved pedophile.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (sI15f)
+++++He should shave.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (sWM8x)
Too bad it wasn't an alien chest burster.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (90T4r)
Everything is better with Pie.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (Bfj2M)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (rmJzs)
Lol!!
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (90T4r)
It would be even funnier if the minister was the Rev. Hugh Jass.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (T4ibP)
...
My wife, in seminary, went to an area pastors meeting. This is a True Story.
There was a pastor whose name was Harold Butts, and he brought a group of women with him to do the special music or something.
Anyway the presenter from the front asked if all the ladies with Harry Butts would please stand up.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (hr5kG)
Did anyone ever die in NYC prior to the coronavirus?
If 13 people died every day, would they need refrigerated trucks to hold the bodies?
Were the hospitals overwhelmed in any other flu season?
It sure would be nice to have a media that puts things into perspective.
Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (mrrpT)
Good choice, Sharon!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (bDqIh)
"When the dust settles and
America comes through this crisis on the other side, I look forward to
discussing how we can hold Communist China accountable for their role in
unleashing this plague on the world."
Here was my response: "... even more than that, I would like a discussion on how we can hold the U.S. and international media accountable for their role in inducing this hysteria and panic.
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (sWM8x)
Too bad it wasn't an alien chest burster.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (DTX3h)
Odd, because one of the places COVID affects is the gut. However, the med establishment has been dishonest both about masks and treatments, when the real answer is 'we don't have enough supplies we're only dealing with severe cases.'
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (IB++I)
Will someone please explain to the Fake News New York Times (ALL THE NEWS THAT'S NOT FIT TO PRINT) that the Democrats make it almost impossible for us to fill positions within government. They "maximum" delay even the best candidates, including Judges, leaving little time!
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (cF8AT)
He needs to keep exposing all of these ___
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (a1s1
I love Dick Curless. He never had the career he should have.
Saw him perform at Indian Ranch in Carver MA, man years ago.
Here's his "Loser's Cocktail:"
https://tinyurl.com/vbpr6yp
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (2JVJo)
Yeah, from the looks of her, she doesn't have to worry about group sex, or any sex, for that matter.
When she masturbates, it's group sex.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (DTX3h)
Dude, not with your ovipositor and Ace pushing. I want no part of that.
Posted by: Facehugger at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (BAsqb)
The same woman whose idiot sister was reporting on N. Korea for Al Gore's network, crossed over the border, and was arrested by the Norks. And was later "rescued" by Billy Jeff.
The stupid is strong in that family.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (bDqIh)
Murphy makes NYC Mayor De Blasio look like a Mensa member.
Posted by: BluesFish at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (WqPYg)
If anything, we should hold them accountable for delaying action because they were peddling the 'it's just a flu' line for so long and parroting WHO (funded by China) talking points, when Taiwan sounded the alarm in late December.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (IB++I)
Any mention of any of the above? Not a peep, other than AOC screaming the poor illegals are getting nothing out of this. I hate these bastards, I can't wish enough bad things upon them.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (8B6Ng)
...
OMG the stock market went down.
Oh but don't bail out businesses.
Except big banks. Too big to fail etc etc.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (hr5kG)
Posted by: tuba
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Oooo! Ooooo! A new AR platform mayhap?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: IC at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (a0IVu)
Everything is better with Pie.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (Bfj2M)
Your favorite, garrett?? Mine is Dutch Apple.
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (90T4r)
Good choice, Sharon!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (bDqIh)
Being the all-caring (and lazy) person I am, a few of the restaurant workers are raking my yard today for cash.
Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (Boy/L)
I was not being insulting. I was describing your predicament.
Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (LHNU4)
Posted by: Anna Puma
would someone please link anna's books, i'd like to purchase a couple just because.
Posted by: blackdogs at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (NAbCm)
Posted by: Michael L Blair at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (yiAMj)
_______
Thanks for ruining our weekend.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: Case at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (U5lak)
Yeah, from the looks of her, she doesn't have to worry about group sex, or any sex, for that matter.
When she masturbates, it's group sex.
________________
LOL, you really think she can reach her hooha through all those folds?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (k4dH2)
I've heard quite a few Dems say they wish he was running. The DNC will make it so.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (d6Ksn)
---
Kirk Herbstreit (bigtime ESPN guy) is predicting no college football this year. If that happens, well I don't know what to tell you.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (Bfj2M)
I never thought I would miss baseball this much
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (d7Ww2)
________
+1 Like I said last night, "Going through withdrawal here, boss!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (WqPYg)
IIRC, she was dancing on the NK border - "Look at me, you can't catch me!' - but was mistaken about where the border was. And then b#tched about the quality of rice she was served in her NK prison.
Yeah, I do not choose to get my news from the Ling sisters.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (bDqIh)
Oooo! Ooooo! A new AR platform mayhap?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (Y4EXg)
Get an AR10 - go with big iron
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (e284m)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (d6Ksn)
Exactly what I've been saying since this news broke. It's just too too dem playbook. As I said, I don't think everybody is on board - but they will be. This is just the foot in the door.
It's all timing, because if they turned the media loose now, too many Bernie supporters would freak. Once he's out of the way, Cuomo comes in to save the democratic party.
With the charges, they can do their righteous indignation "we never knew! how horrible!" and not lose face for propping up an alzheimer's victim for months. I think his last couple of interviews sealed the deal.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (8B6Ng)
I guess he'll get around to reading my email sometime after he pulls whatever stunt he is pulling.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (s9Eo8)
Tax Free my ass.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (Bfj2M)
Just take it and cash it, I guess, and spend it on things the Commies disapprove of.
Posted by: tubal
Guns.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (Vddbf)
Are you Volunteering?
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (Bfj2M)
Well riding is essential to my mental health. It is supposed to snow overnight tonight but if its not a huge amount I'm going to try to get out to ride trails on Sunday vs just the county access dirt roads I ride from home.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (T9Hmo)
And?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (ZLI7S)
Yeah, from the looks of her, she doesn't have to worry about group sex, or any sex, for that matter.
----------------
She has Pandemic Sex.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (WEjkM)
the 'merican people. They really hate the poll numbers. Remember Reagan
would also talk to us. People respect that. Well, I know I do. Trump
talks to us, not at us.
Posted by: Case at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (U5lak)
Yes, and they preferred when Barry would lecture us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (C1X4+)
Your favorite, garrett?? Mine is Dutch Apple.
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (90T4r)
Cheese Strudel - it's ain't 'American' but it's good!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (e284m)
It's good to know the Kennedy Center and all the other pork will be getting major slices of the pie. Screw small businesses and their employees.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (ptqGC)
If pretending to be a corona-victim gets these assholes to quarantine
from public for a few weeks, let's make it the new viral thing.
Posted by: Roy at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (ABjxW)
Time to quarantine CNN.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (iGFsx)
Country music was to laugh at when I was growing up.. twangy yodeling shit..
I have come to appreciate it a bit more as I have aged.. a bit..
Yet.. googling Wanda Jackson's pics, I see she is the (by then elderly) woman in the 90's country special featuring Glen Campbell that I kept going "who the hell is she?"
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (CjFDo)
I've heard quite a few Dems say they wish he was running. The DNC will make it so.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (d6Ksn)
Cuomo, if he is as nonpartisan in practice as he is behaving here, doesn't strike me as a problematic president. However, I suspect he will simply bring the dem establishment types back into the fore and get more dem-friendly judges and so forth. As a president he might be fine.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (IB++I)
Thousand of Federal Government (delivered) Ventilators found in New York storage. N.Y. must distribute NOW!
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (cF8AT)
Excuse me while I go tear up my copy of the Constitution.
Thank you for pointing out that this crisis of timing created by the dems and touted be the MFM is more important than our principals.
Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (LHNU4)
I think you're only 160 years late in that rant.
Not that I disagree in theory, but at this point nobody pays attention to the constitution and principles are just another flag to hide behind when convenient.
Don't like it?
It's either revolution or pre-lube yourself. This has been going on for a while, even though you may have just noticed.
We've all had our Aha! moment.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Michael L Blair at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (yiAMj)
Send me in, coach! I'm ready!
Posted by: Air Pinochet flight attendant at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (DTX3h)
1 infected coming down from Atlanta to 2 funerals and a murder trial is destroying all of South Georgia. Patients are being moved to 5 different hospitals. It's tragic and a nightmare. The article justifiably calls out those in the town still gathering for church, barbecues, and social events like it's no big deal there.
Posted by: it begins... at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (MRjKr)
I've heard quite a few Dems say they wish he was running. The DNC will make it so.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (d6Ksn)
=========
"We're fine with this."
-Bernie Sanders voters
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (Boy/L)
I find it enlightening that adding a few hours to a process that has been dragged out over a week is considered making things worse.
Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (LHNU4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (oVJmc)
******
rein in German is pure. So reiner would be perhaps "more pure" or less likely. "one who makes pure"
I prefer the alternate sense of the word as "unadulterated" so adding the -er could be stretched to mean "more immature"!!
That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (m45I2)
2. Yell "Constitution!" (when we don't even know if 218 members of the House are present).
3. Peddle "that'll teach 'em 'bout muh principles."
4. Scream about Dem victories in November.
It's a hell of a plan. Let's go with it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (e284m)
college football this year. If that happens, well I don't know what to
tell you.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (sWM8x)
==
It is from ESPN so there is a 98% chance it won't happen.
ESPN is another great media reverse barometer.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (pw+jk)
She crossed over back and forth from Country to Rockabilly.
The CBS Stuff she did was excellent.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (Bfj2M)
who her I have no idea but grrr
Posted by: DB- just DB. Self-isolating like a boss. at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (JRaU+)
Well, I don't blame "the Chinese" all- 1 plus billion of them. I blame the Communist party, party leaders, bureaucracy and whoever is and was involved in germ warfare which is beyond evil.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (gmo/4)
Actually, I don't believe it does - just respiratory. Most flus don't. That's why the stomach bugs we all get from time to time aren't really "the flu."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (d6Ksn)
Washington wasn't opposed to more than 2 terms, but he declined to run for a 3rd as his health was failing. Jefferson had been a proponent of term limits for all offices, and tried to establish a tradition of only two terms for President by not running for a third term and announcing that intention well in advance. But some of his successors didn't see it that way, including Woodrow Wilson (spit).
So, when the 22nd was being debated, did the issue of term limits for everyone else come up in the House/Senate? Not that I could find. It would be like finding a pony in a huge pile of manure.
But, is there hope? To be continued...
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (Z4rgH)
I got an email from one of my grocery stores.
People are not distancing themselves.
People are coming in in groups and families like it is a social or family outing.
People are making uncomfortable jokes about being COVID-19 positive while leaning around protective plastic screens they put in.
I noticed on my last express pickup that they are funneling people in one door, while others exit the other for safety measures.
It's just weird to me. Basic respect. I know a lot of this can be overblown, but just be decent people for a little while if you're a jerk to begin with. The store staff are the ones that will suffer most likely and then the store might shut down. A guy told me that the kids were all playing and looking through the toys, etc. He couldn't believe it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (8fB/R)
I'm not. He's just a flavor of the moment.
Trump took on 16 "more articulate" candidates and laid waste to them. Cuomo has a terrible record easy to track and expose.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (H8QX8)
With the morning breakfast specials we can eat and leave a decent tip for $20.
But no...
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (WEBkv)
My general sense is that it's going to pass the House handily.
And yeah, when they do return some of your money, spend it on guns.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM
Part of it is #MEE2, but part of it, I speculate, is to convince the deplorables that COVID-19 is "totes serious u guyz!".
They see people not taking this seriously so they get Tom Hanks and his wife to volunteer to be celebrity spokesmen for the China Virus.
They want people to go "ZOMG, if Tom Hanks can get it, so can I! This is totes serious!"
And no one will ever know if anyone is lying, because healthcare records are private.
Perfect scam.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (Do5/p)
I love Dick Curless. He never had the career he should have.
I have a deck of Dick Curless playing cards.
Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (a1s18)
Probably soup Pre-Ace.
It's Friday and does not even feel like it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
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That would be nice. I don't have any .308 boom sticks in the arsenal either after the tragic canoe accident.
It may be time after all the hubbub dies down.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (Y4EXg)
@thehill
Rep. @AOC: "What did the Senate majority fight for? One of the largest corporate bailouts with as few strings as possible in American history. Shameful!"
Video: https://tinyurl.com/yxywhyjn
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (cF8AT)
(how do you spell Reiner and what does it mean?)
==
Proper spelling is "ASSHOLE" and it means asshole.
I hope that clears it up. This has been a helpful and truthful public service announcement.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (pw+jk)
Another Avenatti.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Self-isolating like a boss. at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (iTXRQ)
This is what eases my mind about a possible Cuomo candidacy: Trump has lived in NYC for most of his life and, having rubbed elbows and worked NYC's VIPs, knows how the Cuomos have behaved -- and, he's not afraid to use that knowledge when attacking him on the campaign trail and in debates.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (bDqIh)
Actually, I don't believe it does - just respiratory. Most flus don't. That's why the stomach bugs we all get from time to time aren't really "the flu."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (d6Ksn)
It's not an influenza, coronaviruses are not flu viruses
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (+lVUW)
And?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (ZLI7S)
...
He had a neck. But his hair grew out red so.
Also, we have two genetic defects that run in the family. One is missing one set of incisors, so the canines grow right next to the front teeth. One of my uncles looks like wolfman.
The other is partial extra and in some cases whole extra vertebrae.
Having partial extra vertebrae sucks, btw. But my uncles with whole extra vertebrae do not have short necks.
These genes did not come through my dad so at one point some doctoral candidate wanted to sample our whole family to isolate these genes, but I never heard what came of it.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: Joe Sundown at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (Y4EXg)
MSRP on a Smith and Wesson M & P 15: $752
https://www.smith-wesson.com/firearms/
mp-15-sport-ii-betsy-ross-flag-limited-edition
(remove space)
Population of US: approx. 330,000,000
Percent under 18, per Google: 24
Percent over 18: 76
Number over 18: 250,800,000
Total cost for new AR for everyone over 18 in the US:
$188,601,600,000
Chump change. DOOO EEEET
Posted by: Facehugger at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (BAsqb)
Are you Volunteering?
Posted by: garrett
you lost me? i'm wanting to purchase a couple of anna's books because it's one very small thing i can do for someone else.
Posted by: blackdogs at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (NAbCm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Vendette at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (nRNOc)
He's the most tedious bastard I believe I've ever heard. Even more so than Barry, if that's possible.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (CLteG)
________
That's what libraries used to be for before they became homeless shelters.
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (H8QX
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And politically experienced.
Which was to their detriment as the electorate was looking for a political outsider.
Political outsider versus the ultimate political insider, Hillary.
And PDT wiped out Hillary in the Electoral College.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Virginian at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (Y7Qzg)
361 >> I facetiously asked my son what I should do today. Work in
the yard, walk in the park, work in the yard, lay around in my pjs and
comment on Ace, work in the yard? He said all of the above.So, here I
am.
Good choice, Sharon!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (bDqIh)
Being the all-caring (and lazy) person I am, a few of the restaurant workers are raking my yard today for cash.
Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (mrrpT)
Yard work is the only thing keeping me sane these days. I really really miss the gym with it's luxurious indoor pool. The social intereaction was important too.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (Boy/L)
the 'merican people. They really hate the poll numbers. Remember Reagan
would also talk to us. People respect that. Well, I know I do. Trump
talks to us, not at us.
Posted by: Case at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (U5lak)
Yes, and they preferred when Barry would lecture us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (C1X4+)
And GWB sat on his dead ass, with Rove's approval, and let the unfree press set the narrative.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (IB++I)
He's been a pretty lefty governor, from what I understand. Pushed late term abortions and shat on the upstate deplorables. I recall he said that if you believe in the 2nd Amendment and all that other deplorable stuff, you shouldn't live in NY.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (k4dH2)
Yeah, she just rolls around in flour and looks for the wet spot.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (T4ibP)
Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (BAsqb)
Not that I disagree in theory, but at this point nobody pays attention to the constitution and principles are just another flag to hide behind when convenient.
Don't like it?
It's either revolution or pre-lube yourself. This has been going on for a while, even though you may have just noticed.
We've all had our Aha! moment.
I see your point to a point. But I don't think the house has ever passed a $2.5T bill without a quorum.
I've never been in favor of excusing bad behavior by citing past bad behavior. Our founding principals are worth fighting regardless of who likes to ignore them.
Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (LHNU4)
Who is "we", paleface?
I'm not worried about Cuomo.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (ZLI7S)
They want people to go "ZOMG, if Tom Hanks can get it, so can I! This is totes serious!"
And no one will ever know if anyone is lying, because healthcare records are private.
Perfect scam.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (Do5/p)
It worked in the opposite direction for me - I looked and went, "oh, look, rich, in-crowed jet setting liberal assholes are getting it. I'm almost safe."
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (mrrpT)
https://tinyurl.com/s8utsr8
Posted by: it begins... at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: Sal at March 27, 2020 12:04 PM (bo8pf)
Massie indicating he wants a quorum in the Hse chbr under requirement in Article I, Section 5 of the Constitution is precisely the scenario Hse ldrs/Capitol health officials were trying to avoid. That means that at least 216 mbrs must pour into the chamber to establish a quorum
The House CANNOT vote on the coronavrius bill, by any means, until a quorum is established
The effort to establish a quorum in the Hse...and thenpass the coronavirus bill itself, could push back the process by HOURS. A vote may consume several hours by itself just to usher all of the members into the House chamber in small groups
The record length for a roll call vote in the House is 2 hours and 55 minutes, established on November 23, 2003, on a bill to expand Medicare.
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 12:04 PM (cF8AT)
They want people to go "ZOMG, if Tom Hanks can get it, so can I! This is totes serious!"
And no one will ever know if anyone is lying, because healthcare records are private.
Perfect scam.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
And when TH & wife DON'T die, people are like "pfffft! That's it? That's all you got?"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2020 12:04 PM (Vddbf)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Self-isolating like a boss. at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (iTXRQ)
Correct. Late, but correct.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 12:05 PM (T4ibP)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (bDqIh)
Hurray!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 12:07 PM (8fB/R)
2. Yell "Constitution!" (when we don't even know if 218 members of the House are present).
3. Peddle "that'll teach 'em 'bout muh principles."
4. Scream about Dem victories in November.
It's a hell of a plan. Let's go with it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (Boy/L)
Concern:
[X] Noted
[ ] Not noted
Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 12:07 PM (LHNU4)
Yes, the media loved that. They never stopped giving Obama air time.
Posted by: Case at March 27, 2020 12:08 PM (U5lak)
Posted by: JackStraw
===================
Me either. His failure to heed advice purchase additional ventilators in case of pandemic will bite him the ass. Trump WILL bring it up and hammer it.
Posted by: Guzalot at March 27, 2020 12:09 PM (Rz36l)
Also there must me different strains of globalist that are competing with each other and which country would be the central seat of power if they were so evil and lucky.
Reading about globalist for 40 years. Rather go to war then share a word, a country an abortion body part grift.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 27, 2020 12:10 PM (KcKqW)
"Homesteading," or securing a lifelong career in Congress, was made possible by reelection rates that approached 100% by the end of the 20th century. The concept of homesteading brought about a popular movement known as the "term-limits movement". The elections of 1990-94 saw the adoption of term limits for state legislatures in almost every state where citizens had the power of the initiative. In addition, 23 states limited service in their delegation to Congress. As they pertain to Congress, these laws are no longer enforceable, however, as in 1995, the U.S. Supreme Court overturned congressional term limits in U.S. Term Limits, Inc. v. Thornton, ruling that state governments cannot limit the terms of members of the national government.[28]
Where rotation in the legislative branch has withstood court challenges, term limits continue to garner popular support. As of 2002, the advocacy group "U.S. Term Limits" found that in the 17 states where state legislators served in rotation, public support for term limits ranged from 60 to 78 percent.[29]
Maybe after the wu flu fiasco has had a chance to wash thru, there will be a recognition that 'professional politicians' (spits again) were the fuckups, as usual.
We don't need a New Deal, we need a new 28A.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2020 12:11 PM (Z4rgH)
If we're all gonna die,
We must have pie...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM
"My, my, me oh my, I love pie!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXG3l4FdviU
Posted by: Dorothy Winters at March 27, 2020 12:14 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 27, 2020 12:17 PM (KcKqW)
everyone has or should have a rolodex of tunes that just start playing.
maybe not note for note as is listening to the actual magilla but...
i think it's a gift, really -- for those that have music on in their heads
Posted by: micky at March 27, 2020 12:20 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (d6Ksn
Excessive coughing strains the muscles in your chest. It hurts.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 12:22 PM (Vy7tf)
briefing during a national emergency put that privilege in jeopardy?
"To Dream...to dream the Impossible Dream!...."
Posted by: Paladin at March 27, 2020 12:25 PM (quX0S)
Posted by: creeper at March 27, 2020 12:35 PM (XxJt1)
... um ... Ohio is currently at less than 900 confirmed infected with 15 dead (at least 3 out of the same nursing home). We're in Week Two of this lock-down. If the estimate that 97% experience mild-moderate illness is correct and we assume that the people testing is skewed towards the more severely ill, we got some 30K that already have the disease. I'm becoming more and more convinced that Ohio is not going to see anything like a mass casualty event.
Oh well, Dr. Acton is enjoying her 15 minutes of fame and Governor DeWine is in CYA mode, so they're OK while Oho's economy is torched.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 27, 2020 12:36 PM (00fXp)
Posted by: creeper at March 27, 2020 12:40 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: creeper at March 27, 2020 12:42 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Stutzgirl at March 27, 2020 12:44 PM (oPIFn)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (sI15f)
link?
(tinyurl)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 12:57 PM (G546f)
Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (mrrpT)
Until he has radical oral marble removal surgery
he will continue to sound like a goomba
the ugliest of all American accents
Posted by: REDACTED at March 27, 2020 01:03 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 27, 2020 01:36 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Joe S at March 27, 2020 02:18 PM (G454t)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 27, 2020 04:53 PM (FLiOE)
Philips at SUN wanted Elvis to record it. Karl was not as poor as Elvis as a kid; but poor. He was running shine and the BatFuckers (we called 'em "revenuers" 65 years ago) ran him off a mountain side, KY mountain roads were 2 one and risky. Karl was in ICU for a while; and in hospital for weeks. Elvis - A VERY GOOD MAN - Said"When I recorded "Houn dog, Shake Ratle + Roll'... No body remembered that Bill Haily had the original hits, If I record Karl's song he will never have a big hit. After Karl records it - will. Sun Sold Elvis to RCA and he recorded BSS after karl's record sold 1.3 million! Elvis BTW sold over 4 million and nobody but us Rock'n'Roll fans remember who had the original big hit!
Karl was also a great man. Just because your folks had no money does not make you a bum!
I did work "Americans will not do!"! to pay for my degrees. I am not a bum!
Posted by: rodney stanton at March 27, 2020 06:29 PM (gyctU)
for you youngsters Dik Clark
Posted by: rodney stanton at March 27, 2020 06:34 PM (gyctU)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 27, 2020 11:13 PM (nvMvs)
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