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Dow Surges +2112, Biggest Point Gain in All History
The Dow had its best day since 1933, clawing back some of its recent, brutal losses on signs that Congress was nearing a deal for a US stimulus package worth as much as $2 trillion to battle the coronavirus pandemic. The Dow Jones industrial average rose 2,112.98 points, or 11.4 percent, to 20,704.91 as lawmakers closed in on a deal for the rescue package, which would shell out cash payments to American citizens and authorize massive bailouts for troubled industrial sectors, from airlines to mom-and-pop restaurants. It was the biggest percentage gain for the Dow in more than 85 years, and its biggest point gain ever.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Russian Guy at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (cfSRQ)
Not sure it does. But hey, it not only stopped the bleeding, some people may have made a buck or two.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Fortcoins at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (JbL9Q)
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (vwf8z)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (CjFDo)
Anyone else having Deja Voo?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (N52Qh)
Says the guy who takes 15 minutes to stumble to the podium.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (N52Qh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Dow Jones at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (H5knJ)
But maybe Trump's talk about "all right, enough of this shutdown bullshit" had an effect.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (H8QX8)
Juan, please stop, just stop!
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (wiXsO)
How much does Fox pay retarded Juan, I wonder? He's painful to listen to.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: csmats at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (X5VFN)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (hku12)
"Best day since 1933" just doesn't move me much, in a favorable direction.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: shibumi at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (e/H31)
Or not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM
You spelled "push" wrong.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (rBtIz)
Tomorrow may be a Trump market. But we had an Obama market today.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (Eicbe)
Soon, soon I shall make my move.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (G546f)
Posted by: all lelftists who would be thrilled by a Depression at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (N52Qh)
Buy a shit-ton of OTM puts?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: WisRich at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (OAlmw)
my county has had 41 ppl test positive, and 448 test negative
*scratches head*
stop wasting tests, ppl!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (N52Qh)
Posted by: Furious George at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Colin at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (nFOkW)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: AZ Man at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (dNzKv)
Definitely. And he's right.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (bDqIh)
(too early for Rushmore?)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: vmom 2020
For me just the idea of someone saying "by Easter we will get back to normal" is incredibly heartening.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Khalifa bin Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (+HkOy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (ZCEU2)
I wasn't done kicking that retarded Swedish Biatch.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (E2o2V)
Oh! is THAT who we are!
Thank goodness, I was gettin confused about why I need to care about a self appointed little twerp who runs around shouting "how dare you" at those of us who set up her comfortable little enviromagic, ain't paid her dues, life.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (N52Qh)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (ZQEWK)
Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (eAZVt)
Whipsaws! Get your whipsaws here!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (e/H31)
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With the Bezo/Senator revelations, isn't it looking like 'crash' was just ruthless, obscene profit-taking?
I mean if a bunch of rich people dump their stocks all at the same time, the market goes down.
Then they can buy them back on the cheap once the panic subsides.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Leftists still playing by 19th-century theories of how to implement their Master Plan at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (dNzKv)
"Sire, their economic indicators have improved somewhat. This may suggest that they retain hope."
"Surely we have a prepared counter-message, yes?"
"We do. 'CDC experts discover that the Kardashian family appears to be immune, and may actually thrive under current circumstances.'"
"Too topical. Anything else?"
"How about 'CDC experts panic, admit that six feet is the optimal range for face-to-face transmission."
"Send it."
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (ptqGC)
*********
He's beyond help. He's seriously trying to spin Nancy Pelosi's absurd bill.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (oVJmc)
Or not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (ptqGC)
One small step for a man,
One giant leap for Mankind.
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (myjNJ)
ha ha ... just kidding, this is a temporary fix, like the temporary $4T under Obama. But whatever it takes to get King Trump II, for four more years. Cheap oil might help Trump also ... and this correction bad dream can all be blamed on China.
Next Trump cures ChinaVirus with the TrumpCocktail ... and Biden will just forfeit. WINNING!
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: all lelftists who would be thrilled by a Depression at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (N9G0H)
Hang the dj, hang the dj, hang the dj!!
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (hku12)
I'm still down 25% on my two index funds.. but only about $3000 in them.
The biggest portion of my retirement by far is directed by whoever does the investments on profit sharing and match which I won't get to see until statements come out in May.. I probably do not wanna see that statement!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (CjFDo)
See what Nancy can do when she puts her mind to it.
#KAG
Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (hOMhY)
As of today, we've tested 667 patients for COVID-19. Results: 593 have come back negative, 49 are positive, 17 are pending.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (d7Ww2)
Heidi worked closely with someone that got tested.he has 103 fever all other signs. Nope. Plain vanilla flu.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob - Hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (rZ9Us)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob - Hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (rZ9Us)
Maybe a check in thread, or email a designated cob or ette/ron something?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (UFgOG)
Breaking:
Bloomberg Fake News is reporting the Chinese Flu will be directing the next Star Wars movie
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (N52Qh)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob - Hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better at March 24, 2020 05:25 PM (rZ9Us)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 05:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Oh, it ain't over. They haven't finished with Bloody July. The month Trump threatened zelinsky and fired the one woman who could have single-handedly stopped this pandemic before it started.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:25 PM (dNzKv)
When Trump was moving on the coronavirus response, the Dems were screaming that he was overreacting.
They really think we have no long-term memory.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 05:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:25 PM (G546f)
Posted by: all lelftists who would be thrilled by a Depression at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (N9G0H)
Hang the dj, hang the dj, hang the dj!!
Posted by: BurtTC
Panic on the streets of Timperley.
Posted by: Leftists still playing by 19th-century theories of how to implement their Master Plan at March 24, 2020 05:25 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 05:25 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2020 05:26 PM (EQRLd)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 24, 2020 05:26 PM (flINI)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 05:26 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (N52Qh)
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Sounds promising.
Certainly can't get any worse.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:26 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Fortcoins at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (JbL9Q)
Yeah, that guy! You know... my boss. What was his name?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 24, 2020 05:26 PM (wGeit)
Joe Biden says Trump needed to move faster on the coronavirus response.
When Trump was moving on the coronavirus response, the Dems were screaming that he was overreacting.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
And fake impeaching.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:26 PM (N52Qh)
DOW +10000!
(it's a joke, but probably truth too)
Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 05:26 PM (8erNz)
start to settle down. I meant the panic buying, the empty shelves, the
hysterics , even the market. We still have a week to go but there is
light at the end of the tunnel. I really hope it isn't an oncoming
train.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
Yes indeed. Even the panic stricken get fatigued after a while.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:26 PM (2ygtH)
And whoa if some of you believe your own comments, stock market's no place for your money.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 05:27 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 05:27 PM (E2o2V)
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CORONA VIRUS WAS MADE BY THE US MILITARY AND NOW CHINA IS GOING TO NUKE US!!!
Posted by: MSM, tossing whatever at the wall at March 24, 2020 05:27 PM (kOpft)
NEWS: Bernie Sanders plans to participate in an April DNC debate, a sign he isn't planning on dropping out soon.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:27 PM (cF8AT)
that's similar to what our county is reporting - less than 1 in 10 that get tested have it
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:27 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 05:27 PM (KxVoZ)
https://tinyurl.com/vj4j6lq
And in a strong supporting role, Charles Schumer as Johnny Friendly.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 24, 2020 05:27 PM (8IOEj)
Kurt and Gerggg's distress about this can be relieved by an efficacious dose of fish tank cleaner.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (UFgOG)
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Bleach suppositories.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (ptqGC)
*********
He's beyond help. He's seriously trying to spin Nancy Pelosi's absurd bill.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (wiXsO)
====
You do realize he is paid for that?
He has to take the Democrat Party positions on FOX TV News, no matter how absurd. He is a well paid whore, except he talks with his mouth instead of ...
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (+0uDE)
They really think we have no long-term memory.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 05:25 PM (oVJmc)
Every Lefty gets hit with the Men in Black memory eraser on a weekly basis.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Chris M
In the year 2525
If mankind is still alive
If trannies can survive
Covid-19....
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (N9G0H)
Or not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++++++++
Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying Not to lose my head
It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under
Posted by: Grandmaster Flash at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (d7Ww2)
There would be no math here, but seems to me that works out to something less than 10% positive test rate, in a self-selected at-risk sample.
Anyone know the false-positive and false-negative rates for the test?
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 05:25 PM (oVJmc)
The dems are going to make up whatever bullshit they want. The blame for the entire epidemic will be laid in his lap. They will lay out plans that, if followed would have stopped Corona in its tracks, solved childhood hunger and obesity, and gave everyone free healthcare and no debt.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (El6T/)
Breaking:
Bloomberg Fake News is reporting the Chinese Flu has just filed papers to enter the 2020 presidential race as a Democrat.
Polls show Chinese Flu (D) is now the front-runner.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (N52Qh)
So, for now their market trolling is Kaput, but they always have poll trolling, though I don't think that's a winner right now either
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 05:29 PM (5bxa0)
I sort of remember that show.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at March 24, 2020 05:29 PM (ZQEWK)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob
......
only 10% complaining of "symptoms" actually have it after being tested. I heard that on the radio the other day.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2020 05:29 PM (CjFDo)
It's like that Tom Cruise bartender movie, flipping the bottles all over the place. Just knock it off and gimme a drink.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 05:29 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Priests of Syrinx at March 24, 2020 05:29 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Colin at March 24, 2020 05:29 PM (nFOkW)
Posted by: James at March 24, 2020 05:29 PM (DWCq/)
Why should he? The powers that be are handing Slow Joe the nomination on a silver platter and he's screwing it up.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Or not.
All depends on which side of the ledge.
...
A lot of us are beginning to doubt that he's Man Enough to do it.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 05:29 PM (PbpT7)
*scratches head*
stop wasting tests, ppl!
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They should take them take a test in order to take the test
Posted by: twitter intelligencia at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (kOpft)
It's okay. I'll just have to wait longer for it to recover. I'm still making money writing calls on it, but not nearly as much as I could have if I'd waited another two weeks.
My SLV is Good, though.
Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (hku12)
overkill is underrated
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (PbpT7)
He has to take the Democrat Party positions on FOX TV News, no matter how absurd. He is a well paid whore, except he talks with his mouth instead of ...
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (+0uDE)
I don't think it is much of a stretch for him.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (dNzKv)
They really think we have no long-term memory.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 05:25 PM (oVJmc)
+++++++++++++++
Not just overreacting, but overreacting due to a grab-bag of Left words like "xenophobia" and "racism"
And long-term? Hell, that should barely out of *short term* memory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip
Of course. It promised so much, yet delivered so little...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (2ygtH)
that's similar to what our county is reporting - less than 1 in 10 that get tested have it
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:27 PM (G546f)
Lotta people with the flu, and a lot of hypochondriacs. Peggy Noonan was outraged she "had to lie to get a test" a week or two back. I'm glad she could use a precious test to soothe her fears.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2020 05:31 PM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 05:31 PM (5I436)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 24, 2020 05:31 PM (tVQUs)
"Sire, as it turns out, our Information Operations team assessed that artificially bumping their stock market would drive people to consider socializing again."
"Have they?"
"Only in some states. Other states have seized their citizens' liberty with nary a whimper, and continue to tighten the quarantine."
"Proof, as if more were needed, that they're more fit for extermination than enslavement. Carry on."
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 05:31 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: rhomboid
yes. you have to present with a fever
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:31 PM (d7Ww2)
........
actually, I think it was on signs that the OmniPelosimulus might NOT pass.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 05:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 05:31 PM (H8QX8)
They really think we have no long-term memory.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 05:25 PM (oVJmc)
+++++++++++++++
Not just overreacting, but overreacting due to a grab-bag of Left words like "xenophobia" and "racism"
And long-term? Hell, that should barely out of *short term* memory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (e/H31)
Dude, you guys are hopeless.
Posted by: The Goldfish at March 24, 2020 05:31 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (PbpT7)
Overkill is an awesome tune that I can listen to on a loop.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 05:31 PM (5IbVn)
What bill? Something's passed last 24 hours??
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 05:27 PM (El6T/)
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Those crab-cakes, buddy. Tough fight, too. Reminded me on Inchon, back in '78.
Hey, fat! Don't touch the vice-presidential buffet. Heh, you know who loved buffet.
My loverboy Barry. Guy would all over it. Loved to bend over and sniff everything.
Great to be back in New Vermont, by the way. Lovely place. Big shout-out to Buffalo!
What blog is this, anyway? Where Aloepundit? He finally get rid of that rash?
Posted by: Joe Biden of the Horde at March 24, 2020 05:31 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (NiXyF)
False negative is 25%
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (o2MD2)
There's always the everybody loves Senile Joe guy.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (Cus5s)
Never.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (ZbwAu)
start to settle down. I meant the panic buying, the empty shelves, the
hysterics , even the market. We still have a week to go but there is
light at the end of the tunnel. I really hope it isn't an oncoming
train.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
Yes indeed. Even the panic stricken get fatigued after a while.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:26 PM (2ygtH)
****
Neighbor just got back from Costco. Said it was just about normal. They even had TP.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob
I hear that's much better than the pistachio.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
With Rocky Road Flu, you get marshmallows!
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (bDqIh)
Paradoxically, Gavin Newsom is probably thrilled that the stock market is fluttering its eyelids a bit, since a lot of California's budget comes from capital gains taxes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (NiXyF)
False negative is 25%- same as a flu or strep swab.
False positives are generally low.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhomboid
yes. you have to present with a fever
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:31 PM (d7Ww2)
There's only one prescription...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (NWiLs)
"Interesting. They are humankind's apex survivors. The roaches, as it were, of the human species. Almost worth sparing for future study."
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 05:33 PM (QgtlX)
I got a fever and the only prescription is more hand washing.
https://tinyurl.com/vhuqfbs
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 05:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 05:33 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (axyOa)
++++++++++++++
Where are you? In Knoxville, my dad is waiting for Thursday when they have what he calls "codger hours" because he hasn't been able to get in the door there for a week.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:33 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 05:29 PM (hku12)
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*Knocks spinning bottle to the floor*
Fucking pour me a drink, pretty boy.
Posted by: Mean Drunk at March 24, 2020 05:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2020 05:33 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:33 PM (dNzKv)
Doubtful. "Open by Easter" was what did it.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 05:33 PM (cfSLd)
Joe Biden says Trump needed to move faster on the coronavirus response.
When Trump was moving on the coronavirus response, the Dems were screaming that he was overreacting.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
And fake impeaching.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at
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Trump is racist, Racist, RAAAACIST!!! for banning Chinks from the US!
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:33 PM (+0uDE)
That is bad ass !!
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 05:33 PM (uZuKb)
That's actually 90 percent of it. The Fed could dump another ten trillion or whatever into the economy, and the markets wouldn't move for more than a day or two and then marginally. Knowing this bullshit shut-down will end in the near future will regain a lot of the loss. All progress toward a date certain, or the converse, is all that will matter about where the market goes.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 24, 2020 05:33 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Maybe a check in thread, or email a designated cob or ette/ron something?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (G546f)
List them alongside the MoMee information?
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (zr5Kq)
"Biggest point gain in all history."
Now see, I bet grammie would've let you borrow "... in the history of things happening.
I know it's in the "classic funnies" section of the AoSHQ style book.
Right next to "BALL ONE!! CUBS WIN!!!"
Posted by: teej at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (RSQta)
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (PbpT7)
It sounds good.
There's a genre called slowcore that is what it sounds like. Rock music (some folk too, I guess), played slooooooowly. If done right, and it isn't always, it's fantastic. Sort of anit-Rush, more or less. Guys who know how to play their instruments, but aren't doing it like rabbits on crack.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Test for Echo at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (onMzM)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (wGeit)
Like her worthless ass is worth a test.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (mlxZk)
And I have real optimism that a bus might run her down today or a piano might fall out of a sixth floor window on her.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (v0R5T)
start to settle down. I meant the panic buying, the empty shelves, the
hysterics , even the market. We still have a week to go but there is
light at the end of the tunnel. I really hope it isn't an oncoming
train.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
Yes indeed. Even the panic stricken get fatigued after a while.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:26 PM (2ygtH)
****
Neighbor just got back from Costco. Said it was just about normal. They even had TP.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (axyOa)
Depends. The more drip drip drip bad news we get the more anxious people will be. The situation in NYC is making people nervous.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: MSM, tossing whatever at the wall at March 24, 2020 05:27 PM (kOpft)
Might want to rethink that.
You think Strzok and Page are exclusive to DOJ? Nothing else has worked.
Think about that movie.
Write that movie.
Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Posted by: nurse ratched
Stay safe, Nurse !
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Diogenes
Hopefully Jay takes it right in the shorts. Let's watch everyone cover for him.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:35 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 05:35 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 05:35 PM (cfSLd)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 05:35 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 05:35 PM (aRwoB)
The problem with every Rush song is they overdo it. Every song, they
have to show off what virtuosos they are, and it always goes too far.
It's like that Tom Cruise bartender movie, flipping the bottles all over the place. Just knock it off and gimme a drink.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 05:29 PM (hku12)
*body snatchers scream*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 05:35 PM (KnJdm)
Right next to "BALL ONE!! CUBS WIN!!!"
Posted by: teej at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (RSQta)
Or the Padres' fans yell on the first pitch of the season: "Wait'll next year!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:35 PM (mlxZk)
Many people will feel very silly about filling garages to the brim with TP. Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (zr5Kq)
History will christen such people "the shitful ones."
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 05:35 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 05:35 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 05:36 PM (D2IX6)
Posted by: San Fran Commie Nan at March 24, 2020 05:36 PM (EgshT)
Someone talk Kurt off the ledge.
Or not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM
You spelled "push" wrong.
"Drag Him to the Roof" - Toto
https://tinyurl.com/rjffc24
Posted by: jollyr at March 24, 2020 05:36 PM (rHfOU)
my county has had 41 ppl test positive, and 448 test negative
*scratches head*
stop wasting tests, ppl!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (G546f)
That's like a 90% dead rate, right, because negative is like dead?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 05:36 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: wth
She's immune to everything but tornado deposited houses.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:36 PM (2ygtH)
we didn't have this much money coming in before ... from the Fed reserve or the DC couch cushions, (or Trump's stash). Seems maybe they flushed out a lot of shorts, that had to cover, giving us an extra 5% ... just a guess.
It is not really a 'V-shaped recovery', it is a huge shot of cocaine from Papa Government. But maybe it will hold for awhile. Buying up bad debt ... not sure that resolves all problems, but maybe it holds past the election. I can't see a return to old highs, but hanging in there past November is good enough for me.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2020 05:36 PM (Cus5s)
What's funny about this awful stimulus bill is it won't have a provision in there that says "And if or when we don't need it, and things are back to normal, this act is null and void."
We're going to live with this stimulus bill for the rest of our lives. The debt, all of it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:36 PM (N52Qh)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:35 PM (2ygtH)
??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:36 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:36 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (PbpT7)
Overkill is an awesome tune that I can listen to on a loop.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here
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Men At Work were a pretty good band.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2020 05:37 PM (3ik46)
sounds like. Rock music (some folk too, I guess), played slooooooowly.
If done right, and it isn't always, it's fantastic. Sort of anit-Rush,
more or less. Guys who know how to play their instruments, but aren't
doing it like rabbits on crack.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (hku12)
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Neil Sedaka got two Number One hits with the exact same song.
First time he did it up-tempo, second time took it slow.
Anyone know the tune?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:37 PM (cfSRQ)
burr is sucks cocks though.
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:37 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 05:37 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 05:37 PM (sy5kK)
Many people will feel very silly about filling garages to the brim with TP. Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (zr5Kq)
History will christen such people "the shitful ones."
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 05:35 PM (QgtlX)
I can see the impulse. Better to have and not need than need and not have. Hell, half the crap in my house was purchased on that logic, including the gun.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:37 PM (wGeit)
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You'll be means tested out. Welfare recipients, teachers, and other government employees who haven't missed a paycheck or faced layoffs will be eligible, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 05:37 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (DMUuz)
Even the virus has SOME standards.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (mlxZk)
More good bad news: Facebook has announced declining ad revenue. Twitter "withdrew Q1 guidance" on declining ad revenue, and now Facebook is doing the same.
You may think, how the hell is that happening, with so many more people online during the lockdowns. Well, one of the first things companies do in hard times is cut advertising, and, and this is the kicker, the content people are looking at during this WuFlu panic is not the biggest ad revenue generators by a long shot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (f1Vqw)
https://tinyurl.com/wosxc3r
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (e/H31)
WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (KZzsI)
The Dow went up over 2K today? OMG!
Pelosi finally shut her mouth? OMG!
Cuomo's press conference is over? OMG!
Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (PbpT7)
Overkill is an awesome tune that I can listen to on a loop.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here
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Men At Work were a pretty good band.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2020 05:37 PM (3ik46)
Yes. It's a shame they've been mostly forgotten. I guess they were too "pop" to be considered serious music.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (wGeit)
won't have a provision in there that says "And if or when we don't need
it, and things are back to normal, this act is null and void."
We're going to live with this stimulus bill for the rest of our lives. The debt, all of it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:36 PM (N52Qh)
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Funny you mention debt.
Who holds the debt?
Didn't Trump go a riff some years ago about deciding who we will pay back?
I mean, it's not like he has a lot of experience in dealing with creditors or anything...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (cfSRQ)
That seems to imply that people suspected of having it should be tested with the current test at least twice even if they come back negative on the initial test.
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Our dipshit Gov. who may have shut the state down just in time for the recovery. And the media will praise him for it.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:39 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 05:39 PM (MnDZY)
No matter what we do a lot of international markets that we rely on for materials or to buy our goods are going to remain closed for a while. The EU and GB are not coming back as fast as we are and they will come back a lot more slowly once they do open.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:36 PM (d7Ww2)
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Hang in there, nurse. I don't know if you saw that coronavirus novena I posted last week but we are specifically praying for health care workers. I always mention you and CAT and a nurse friend of mine by name (just to God) because you are the ones I know that are on the front lines. God be with all of you.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 05:39 PM (/669Q)
You'll get nothing, and like it.
_________________
Yep, but a few hundred million will go to illegal alien tax filers who all share the same PO Box mailing address.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2020 05:39 PM (k4dH2)
Looks like only about 1 in 1000 infected actually require hospitalization.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 05:39 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2020
Very condensed barrel offense. More boo-boos per line than I've ever seen!
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 05:39 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2020 05:37 PM (3ik46)
Yes. It's a shame they've been mostly forgotten. I guess they were too "pop" to be considered serious music.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (wGeit)
I absolutely remember the name but I don't remember any songs.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 05:39 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 05:39 PM (5I436)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEqukk-Q_8
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 05:39 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (aKsyK)
What idiot brings asswipe to a gunfight?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (o2MD2)
The traffic update on the radio now include traffic at each Costco
Which is new
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 05:35 PM (uZuKb)
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California announces plan to create HOV carpool lanes at all Costcos statewide ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (aRwoB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (+0uDE)
Greg Gutfeld swears that Juan truly believes every word he says. He's sat at the table with him for years and knows him well personally, so I'd take Greg's word for it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (EwzO+)
@realMikeLindell
@MyPillowUSA is excited to announce that we are now manufacturing face masks for hospitals across the country!
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (Cs+kl)
Izzat on the margin? Knew a gal who was a margin clerk think it was called. Basically the angel of death telling investors "your time has come". The two people in her position previously? One comitted suicide, the other was comitted to an institution. My pal? She thrived, so proud of her, sigh.
Posted by: getting shearson, loeb rhodes back together again at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (7ZY6Z)
Even the virus has SOME standards.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (mlxZk)
Even with exponential growth it would take years to colonize that ass. We know when we're beat.
Posted by: Chinese lung rot at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (KP5rU)
What the heck is that? I hate to think it took you 20 minutes to compose the message.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (hku12)
If you told me 10 years ago I'd end up hating Dick Van Dyke and liking the Kardashians, I would've said you're crazy.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (N52Qh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (MnDZY)
Helicopter money and gawdknowswhatelse in the likely final bill is almost entirely a self-inflicted wound.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (El6T/)
When do we want him ??"Now !!"
Posted by: runner, waiting for Covid Task Force briefing daily fix at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (zr5Kq)
*******
How about the HIV lanes
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (Cs+kl)
buy MyMask!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (N52Qh)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 05:30 PM (PbpT7)
Hear, hear. And, I don't give a shit what any one says, "I Hear Black" is a fine album.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (DTX3h)
I absolutely remember the name but I don't remember any songs.
Posted by: Northernlurker
They came from the land down under where women glow and men plunder.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Volatility at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (jXkbn)
Why should he? The powers that be are handing Slow Joe the nomination on a silver platter and he's screwing it up."
Maybe Dementia Joe is place-holding. I never thought he would be nominated so that may be the stubborn talking.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Seattle Slouch at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (Cs+kl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (aKsyK)
Yes, I remember that line.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (Uu+Jp)
dis friggin guy, pretty sharp
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (d7Ww2)
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Me too. Let's keep the faith.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (/669Q)
Looks like only about 1 in 1000 infected actually require hospitalization.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 05:39 PM (nu45M)
It's just a guess. Nobody has enough tests to state this with any accuracy.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (hku12)
That post teetered up to the very edge of The Barrel without going in.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:39 PM (2ygtH)
Ah.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (MnDZY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 05:25 PM (eAZVt)
Whoa!
That's a Rush!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (sy5kK)
I take this surge as good news, like there's a bunch of really eager horses at the gates, raring to go once cut loose and things will rip out at full speed again once the panic subsides.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (KZzsI)
What an attention whore.
She must be beside herself. Nobody cares about global warming, with a real crisis to contend with, and nobody cares about her.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 05:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (aKsyK)
Plunder? I thought it was "chunder." More accurate for Aussie guys.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:43 PM (mlxZk)
Black Diamond;
Kiss:
https://youtu.be/LeUosbClag8
The Replacements:
https://youtu.be/S4RyjwIdwxc
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:43 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: rd at March
In fairness, the difference between NY and MN is MN has worse weather.
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:43 PM (HALdu)
I guarantee that means it's totally larded up with pork for big business.
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2020 05:43 PM (7Of/6)
Posted by: Cosda at March 24, 2020 05:43 PM (+o7hH)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 05:43 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (aKsyK)
Yes, I remember that line.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (Uu+Jp)
https://tinyurl.com/llh6ozl
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (o2MD2)
Apparently the congressional negotiations continue to be slowed down by - Democrats insistence on universal vote by mail.
Democrats are using #COVID19 to try to rig elections. Have they no shame?!?
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (cF8AT)
Let's see if the Congress can keep from effing this up.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 05:35 PM (ZfRYq)
........
They could go on another vacation until like June or July.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (v0R5T)
Yes. It's mainly the service sector that has taken it in the shorts, followed by manufacturing. How to measure it, not a clue.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:43 PM (mlxZk)
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It changes from verse to verse.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (cfSRQ)
Who holds US debt? A whole bunch of people. The biggest entity is the Federal Reserve, meaning the printing press. But that's is far from the majority. China holds about $1T, behind Japan. Domestic holders are the majority last I looked.
As I've been droning about here the past couple of days, the Fed is going YOLO now. They are gonna BUY ALL THE THINGS. A provision is the stimulus bill to given them authority to buy stocks and corporate bonds.
Meaning, the Fed can pump the stock market directly (via printing money).
The Fed is getting ready to throw the printing presses to ludicrous speed. They will monetize all the new debt necessary to keep T yields low.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (KZzsI)
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Yes! I saw him last summer with Ringo Starr and his All-Starr Band. He can still really sing.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (aKsyK)
Plunder? I thought it was "chunder." More accurate for Aussie guys.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:43 PM (mlxZk)
That's the next rhyme: "where beer does flow and men chunder"
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (wGeit)
(Much as I'd like to bring you Tequila, well, you are a lady and all. . . )
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Mike Lindell
@realMikeLindell
@MyPillowUSA is excited to announce that we are now manufacturing face masks for hospitals across the country!
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (Cs+kl)
Damn you, Mike Lindell. You're killing my bras as face masks dream.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I recall it as the refrain changes, and supposedly, chunder is slang for puke.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Boswell at March
Ferry Point?
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (HALdu)
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I hated ours.
Take some granny grip, roll it up and shove it in a pillow case.
There, you've got a my pillow.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (f1Vqw)
Ohhhhh yasssss!
Posted by: The "inflation is good" crowd at March 24, 2020 05:46 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 05:46 PM (qQgfA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:43 PM (mlxZk)
The fellow Aussie he meets says "chunder". Those outside the know say "plunder". He also doesn't mention the women at all (instead, "where the beer does flow").
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2020 05:46 PM (7Of/6)
Damnit, I'm outta teh bananas.
/goes to shed
Oh look, this bag of fertilizer has lots of Potassium.
/nom nom nom nom
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:46 PM (N52Qh)
I'm more of an Irish gal, but seeing as I will bein bourbon country, you choose. I really like Basil Hayden if that gives you any hints.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:46 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 05:46 PM (+fPHo)
cut loose and things will rip out at full speed again once the panic
subsides. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (KZzsI)
Certain of those "eager horses at the gates" should probably be allowed to "cut loose" into a plague-infested arena a few weeks prematurely.
Names/bands come to mind.
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 05:46 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (Cs+kl)
_____________
Funny. BTW, thanks for sharing that tweet from Mike Lindell -- very cool.
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 05:46 PM (aRwoB)
Posted by: Cosda at March 24, 2020 05:46 PM (+o7hH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (f1Vqw)
That's brilliant!
Posted by: The Weimar Republic at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (Xesvh)
https://tinyurl.com/wosxc3r
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (e/H31)
That is disturbing. My limbic system has shut down.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (N52Qh)
The Fed is getting ready to throw the printing presses to
ludicrous speed. They will monetize all the new debt necessary to keep T
yields low.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (f1Vqw)
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That's what happened during Obama's term in office. The Fed bought mountains of paper, which was how the stock market rose even though the economy never stopped contracting over the next 8 years.
When Trump came it, the growth was legit and some of the big drops were the Fed unwinding their purchases.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: getting shearson, loeb rhodes back together again at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (7ZY6Z)
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So, she was a leg breaker for a Wall Street Firm?
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (+0uDE)
it was like $25 at the warehouse club last Christmas
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (G546f)
Black Diamond;
Kiss:
https://youtu.be/LeUosbClag8
The Replacements:
https://youtu.be/S4RyjwIdwxc
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:43 PM (NiXyF)
Not a Kiss fan, but love the Replacements' cover.
Another appropriate Replacements tune for the times...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGRb6btilMI
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
He's there but I guarantee we won't see him rolling his eyes.
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
Too late...
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
I heard here that his name is pronounced fucky.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
He is there.
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (ptqGC)
https://bit.ly/2UBKmNs
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (CDGwz)
That was me on the slopes.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Buttgig at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (fNWtj)
And what the hell is a pangolin!?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (N52Qh)
++++++
Granny grip: When Nancy Pelosi gives you an old fashioned.
Pangolin: Corruption of "penguin." Same animal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM (aKsyK)
The correct line is "....where women blow as men slumber."
This is known.
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (QgtlX)
speed. They will monetize all the new debt necessary to keep T yields
low.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
So having 12% (guessing) of GDP going toward interest is enough?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 05:41 PM
That I mistyped, and then copied and pasted, an HTML code?
OTOH, they lend a certain mystique to my first rant here at the HQ.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (Y4EXg)
........
... and other crap. It's PelosibusOmniStimulusgantua!
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (v0R5T)
*******
"Holy hell": Joe Biden and Nicolle Wallace fight for the title of Most Cringeworthy in bizarre MSNBC interview
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (Cs+kl)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (MnDZY)
Posted by: Associate Justice Scalia at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (wGe8it)
And yet governments at all levels are acting on a doom and gloom guess from a separate university, one that from what I've read isn't being supported by the actual data.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (pmRSz)
Lung scans showed remarkable improvement.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (5I436)
December, actually. Lots of folks had kinda-flu-like symptoms, and it came back a time or two. The "influenza-like illness" (ILI) numbers spiked significantly through January and February, too.
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (7Of/6)
Posted by: getting shearson, loeb rhodes back together again at March 24, 2020 05:40 PM (7ZY6Z)
Just stay away from her crawl space.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (MnDZY)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
What else is he gonna do. The old fella lives for this. Gets dressed up and everything.
Otherwise if he's not at these pressers, he has to go back on the cart.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (hku12)
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2020 05:46 PM (7Of/6)
I learned the expression "chunder" in Australia. The hard way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (mlxZk)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbQ07z3YBi8RUc6nBxJhg2Q
Its called the MLB Vault and they have tons of games
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
Like a miracle for my neck and upper back problems. Can't recommend highly enough. I can use it to support exactly where I need it.
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (Cs+kl)
The Fed will buy My Pillows if necessary. That's how far they're gonna go.
They're gonna buy, bailout, and backstop everything.
Just as I figured, they've already opened up unlimited swap lines with the biggest foreign central banks again. It's complex, but because of the dollar's special status as "international reserve currency", in financial crunches and crashes, there can be runs on the dollar in foreign country.
Swap lines given the foreign central banks unlimited supplies of dollars to throw at the those runs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 24, 2020 05:51 PM (x8Wzq)
DO. IT!!!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 05:51 PM (sy5kK)
https://tinyurl.com/wosxc3r
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (e/H31)
........
That's not dancing, they're having convulsions from the Bat Soup.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 05:51 PM (v0R5T)
Are those MyPillows any good?
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2020 05:42 PM (xPl2J)
__________
My wife and I like ours -- and each time you wash them they get really fluffy.
I especially like the small travel pillow because I have an arthritic neck as well as it being very convenient to travel with.
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 05:51 PM (aRwoB)
he'd better watch his language.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:51 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani
Virus and Dims hardest hit.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:51 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (pmRSz)
Now how could a dozen people propel the DJIA that high?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:51 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
He is there.
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2020 05:48 PM (AMIL/)
Dude is a deep state tool who will be deep sixed after everyone stops running around with their hair on fire.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 24, 2020 05:51 PM (nAiE/)
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Can't recommend.
Posted by: Associate Justice Scalia at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (q1Pj5)
Too soon, man. Too soon.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 05:51 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (MVjcR)
Get on the cart, Weasel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2020 05:51 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (MnDZY)
I've had a constant cough and sneezing for going on three months now.
It's not horrible, but a nuisance. I'm sure it's allergies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
Me too. I think it's allergies.
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: oddnot at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (jdNp6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
mold
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (CLteG)
one of the lesser-known Dwarves, censored by Disney
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (KZzsI)
Lung scans showed remarkable improvement.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:49 PM (WrOkn)
That's pretty encouraging. The only nontrivial-sized study I've seen so far was based on viral load from throat swabs, which is a good pointer to something happening, but it's not enough to say the drug is an effective treatment.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (wGeit)
+2112 points? Wow! Has it been down?
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (MVjcR)
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It was only resting. It's tiring always climbing up to new heights.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Demi Rose at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (5I436)
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (UNyae)
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 05:51 PM (aRwoB)
I've thought about getting that one. For whatever reason I do well at home with whatever cheap ass pillows we buy, despite being 29. But travel is tricky. Be great for camping, I bet.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (x8Wzq)
The March 5 gathering at a home in the small town of Westport – which the New York Times is dubbing “Party Zero” – occurred when Connecticut had no confirmed cases of COVID-19. As of Tuesday, the state is now dealing with 415 cases, 270 of which are in Fairfield County, where Westport is located, according to statistics from Johns Hopkins University.
https://tinyurl.com/u9797u2
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:53 PM (cF8AT)
https://tinyurl.com/vhuqfbs
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 05:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Dear lord, I have no skin left on my hands.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 05:53 PM (KnJdm)
Trump praises Fauci.
Fauci praises Trump.
Trump gets fantastic polls for his handling of the WuFlu.
Election coming up in November.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)
DO. IT!!!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 05:51 PM (sy5kK)
Maybe not now: we need bipartisan cooperation. Yeah, I know, the Reds tried to stick it to us, but still.
OTOH, during the Presidential campaign ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:53 PM (mlxZk)
Been watching old MLB games ever since Baseball Withdrawal Syndrome set in. Willowed from last thread: About missing the Summer Olympics: Baseball was going to return as an Olympic sport, and Israel was going to send its first-ever Olympic baseball team.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 24, 2020 05:53 PM (pPNCa)
Pediatrician friend is coming by to pick them up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 05:53 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FromTheOldDays
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A fast one if history is any predictor.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 05:53 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2020 05:53 PM (Xesvh)
>>Are those MyPillows any good?
My pillows are fabulous!
Posted by: Demi Rose at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (q1Pj5)
Those aren't pillows!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 05:54 PM (KnJdm)
345 I've had a constant cough and sneezing for going on three months
now. It's not horrible, but a nuisance. I'm sure it's allergies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
"Sire, we have identified at least one human female who appears to have Kardashian-like immunity to our insecticide."
"Her symptoms?"
"Coughing. Sneezing."
"Have you subliminally messaged her that 'it's only allergies?'"
"Yes, in accordance with plan."
"Carry on."
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 05:54 PM (QgtlX)
@RothwellCliff and @robinhanson
I think that Hanson's a nut who doesn't know a thing about the problem, and that the types that talking about how a recession would be worse than a few million dead are vicious, dishonest weasels. No: way worse than that. Psychopaths.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 24, 2020 05:54 PM (ykYG2)
Apparently the congressional negotiations continue to be slowed down by - Democrats insistence on universal vote by mail.
Democrats are using #COVID19 to try to rig elections. Have they no shame?!?
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (cF8AT)
Needs to be repeated.
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:54 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 05:54 PM (2GPSc)
...math in empty head...
1 million lost work years every day of the lockdown...
...and if the average little worker works 100 years per life...
That 10,000 lost working lives every fricken day of a national lockdown. (this is an order of magnitude thing...)
10,000 lost every day because somebody might die.
Better be more than 10,000 a day dying from this bug to make this lockdown effort cost effective, and by 'cost' I mean the wasted lives.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 05:54 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (85Gof)
---
White House:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEqukk-Q_8
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (sWM8x)
The March 5 gathering at a home in the small town of Westport - which the New York Times is dubbing "Party Zero" - occurred when Connecticut had no confirmed cases of COVID-19. As of Tuesday, the state is now dealing with 415 cases, 270 of which are in Fairfield County, where Westport is located, according to statistics from Johns Hopkins University.
https://tinyurl.com/u9797u2
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:53 PM (cF8AT)
They were suspicious when they saw one of the invitations stated it was titled "Cindy McGee's 40th birthday bash and rawdog orgy."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (o2MD2)
2m
IV VIT C BEING USED TO TREAT VIRUS IN NY HOSPITALS..WE ALL OWE LINUS PAULING A DEBT OF GRATITUDE; WE SHOULD BE TAKING 1-2 GRAMS A DAY ORALLY; OTHER VITS I OUTLINED
*******
Guess Michael Weiner screams on twatter too
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (Cs+kl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM
So if I follow, does that mean not only is the Fed monetizing US debt, but also the whole friggin world's debt?
Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 24, 2020 05:53 PM (pPNCa)
Watch Manfraudy decide the season needs to be about 30 games regular season, then 2 months of playoffs.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (cF8AT)
Rhetorical question?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (mlxZk)
I've had a constant cough and sneezing for going on three months now.
It's not horrible, but a nuisance. I'm sure it's allergies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
Me too. I think it's allergies.
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (gmo/4)
Same here. I'm pretty sure it's allergies, but I'd hate to be wrong and get someone sick.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Bosk at March 24, 2020 05:56 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Dingbat at March 24, 2020 05:56 PM (KylN9)
Even the virus has SOME standards.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (mlxZk)
A joke containing a virus and a Kardashian in it?
Do they still diagram sentences, like in the old days?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 05:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 24, 2020 05:56 PM (iydjf)
A 40th birthday bash that a Connecticut woman held earlier this month is
now being eyed by health experts as a suspected coronavirus "super-spreading event" after more than half of its 50 guests later
tested positive for the sickness, a report says.
The March 5 gathering at a home in the small town of Westport -
which the New York Times is dubbing "Party Zero" - occurred when
Connecticut had no confirmed cases of COVID-19. As of Tuesday, the state
is now dealing with 415 cases, 270 of which are in Fairfield County,
where Westport is located, according to statistics from Johns Hopkins
University.
https://tinyurl.com/u9797u2
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:53 PM (cF8AT)
Must've been a helluva a party. What were they doing? Licking each other?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 05:56 PM (KnJdm)
........
Sure but some asshole keeps appearing in my bathroom mirror trying to sell me shit.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 05:56 PM (v0R5T)
Easter is racist.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (+fPHo)
___________
Pelosi to introduce bill renaming Good Friday to #OrangeManBad Friday ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 05:56 PM (aRwoB)
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:45 PM (HALdu)
Oyster Bay...tough little track with some tricky holes, blind pins.
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 05:56 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: A wet fork lift tire at March 24, 2020 05:56 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 05:56 PM (85Gof)
Trump puts a fatherly arm around Fauci and says - we're up 2000 points, we're going to have a good presser. Right?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:56 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Remember when they used to be a big deal? I don't know what happened.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (KZzsI)
Nurse also likes moonshine.
I have witnesses. Last years PNWMoMe.
Took the last of it home as I recall.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (TYQsd)
Posted by: Boswell at March
Is the kid good?
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (Xesvh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Bosk at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (ldmQR)
Hey, that pale blue scarf against the black sweater looks nice.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (2GPSc)
Dan Patrick (Texas) also had what seems in print to be an inspired attack on shutdown fever. I haven't watched the video yet, but all the right talking heads are ridiculing it.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Bosk at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (9m9TT)
what movie was the term "dirtypillows" used to describe boobies?
=====
Carrie, wasn't it?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 24, 2020 05:56 PM (iydjf)
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In "Roxanne" the dopey firefighter guy tried to adlib some poetry on his own.
"Your breasts....are like....two pillows. Let me fluff your pillows."
It was funny.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (cfSRQ)
Westport is pretty fancy, isn't it? Lots of wealthy people who commute to Manhattan, I believe. Very blue.
And here Jen Rubin was telling us that mainly deplorables would die of Wuhan Flu.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (+fPHo)
yes on all but pbs
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (87EdW)
Nurse also likes moonshine.
I have witnesses. Last years PNWMoMe.
Took the last of it home as I recall.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society
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*removes pencil from behind ear - jots note*
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (Y4EXg)
When I feel a cold or sinus infection coming on, I flush me sinuses with
warm salt water and iodine. I haven't had either a cold or sinus
infection in 2 years +. You gotta man up though, it hurts.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (o2MD2)
I tried this last December, probably on your recommendation. It did indeed clear up a pending sinus infection. I will be doing that from now on once things get congested up there.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (ptqGC)
She dresses like Fred on Scooby Doo.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (N52Qh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (L2ZTs)
@kirstiealley
Dear Mr. President, @realDonaldTrump
I wanted to thank you for ur recent decorum, sincerity, & care towards us. You're taking charge & leading in a manner needed & wanted for this country. I highly commend you for ur boundless energy & willingness to solve problems. Thank you
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:59 PM (Cs+kl)
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 24, 2020 05:59 PM (0jZvB)
I like her.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 05:59 PM (/669Q)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEqukk-Q_8
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 05:43 PM (sWM8x)
Thank you!
Coronavirus, Trump, Birx, Fauci
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 05:59 PM (7juvc)
Yeah her weird mother told her to hide them away for... who the hell knows why, some strange Stephen King worldview thing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:59 PM (KZzsI)
Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: A wet fork lift tire at March 24, 2020 05:59 PM (/LQkF)
Yeah, and none of whom lost their pay. It's pretty disingenuous.
Posted by: no good deed at March 24, 2020 05:59 PM (MmFTx)
I thought that was our secret? I bwelieve it was an apple pie shine.
it was mmmm tasty!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:59 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 05:56 PM (KnJdm)
It's Westport...so yeah, probably.
I use to live there so I can say that.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:59 PM (cF8AT)
Dear Mr. President, @realDonaldTrump
I wanted to thank you for ur recent decorum, sincerity, care
towards us. You're taking charge leading in a manner needed
wanted for this country. I highly commend you for ur boundless energy
willingness to solve problems. Thank you
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:59 PM (Cs+kl)
Hollywood: "Unclean! Unclean!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 06:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 06:00 PM (Qf83p)
I think I heard a little bit of "Texas Radio And The Big Beat" in there somewhere...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:00 PM (L2ZTs)
I. Any bill, prior to its final passage in either house of Congress, must be read aloud, in a normal voice and cadence (not radio-end-of-commercial-fine-print speed) in its entirety on the floor of that house, which may not conduct any other business during that reading, before that house may proceed to a final vote of approval of that bill.
II. Any change to the wording of that bill shall require a complete re-reading of the entirety of the bill in the manner described in article I of this amendment.
III. Any law enacted by Congress shall, every ten years, automatically expire and any re-authorization of that bill shall be conducted n the manner described in article I of this amendment.
This 1000+ page bill shit has got to stop.
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 06:00 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (ldmQR)
He's thinking about using that indian feather on Trump that he hid in his collar.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (pPNCa)
that's all they needed.
The lemmings will no longer be allowed to run into the hole.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:59 PM (KZzsI)
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King has admitted that he was so drunk he has no actual recollection of writing his greatest works.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (cfSRQ)
And here Jen Rubin was telling us that mainly deplorables would die of Wuhan Flu.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (d6Ksn)
Yep. Lived there....but I never ran into Paul Newman, damnit!
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: elevenwing plover at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (Qf83p)
oh noes!! Aaron from the social security department is going to call the police on me!
Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: A wet fork lift tire at March 24, 2020 05:59 PM (/LQkF)
They will have a second guy - mexican-sounding - call you up and say that he is your local Sheriff with a warrant for your arrest.
They had my Dad freaking out.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (KnJdm)
warm salt water and iodine. I haven't had either a cold or sinus
infection in 2 years +. You gotta man up though, it hurts.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Two bottles of wine...doesn't fix anything, but I'm too drunk to care.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM (HALdu)
Depends on the yardage - in the 70's most practice rounds on a course 5,900 yards or below, with slope in the 120's - but going up into the 6,000 yard ranges her score starts to climbs. Most of her college golf tournaments are around 5800 yards - so a good yardage for her.
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (32YRo)
Glad it helped you. It works.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (o2MD2)
recommendation. It did indeed clear up a pending sinus infection. I will
be doing that from now on once things get congested up there. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 05:58 PM (KnJdm)
Neti pot aficionado here. Daily, often twice a day, and have done for years. Talk about improved breathing.
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 05:56 PM (KnJdm)
Andrew Gillum coughs nervously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (JJCid)
https://tinyurl.com/wosxc3r
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (e/H31)
Diagnosis: St Vitus Dance (Syndenham's Chorea), a disorder characterized by rapid, uncoordinated jerking movements primarily affecting the face, hands and feet
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (q1Pj5)
@NumbersMuncher
Gallup: Trump job approval soars 12 net points to 49-45, the best net approval of his entire presidency.
His approval by party:
Republicans 92 (+1)
Independents 43 (+
Democrats 13 (+6)
60% of Americans approve of his handling of coronavirus against 38% who do not.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (Cs+kl)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 06:02 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
mold
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (CLteG)
We already died from that
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2020 06:02 PM (M+Lyo)
I especially like the small travel pillow because I have an arthritic neck as well as it being very convenient to travel with.
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 05:51 PM (aRwoB)
I've thought about getting that one. For whatever reason I do well at home with whatever cheap ass pillows we buy, despite being 29. But travel is tricky. Be great for camping, I bet.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 24, 2020 05:52 PM (x8Wzq)
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I used to laugh at friends that brought there own pillow.
Now I understand.
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 06:02 PM (+0uDE)
Their website says how to choose the right one for you.
I like mine, got the blue tag, which is much thicker than the one that is designed for a smaller woman.
Like being fitted for shoes.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 06:02 PM (sy5kK)
He's going to throw a wet blanket on Trump opening up for business by Easter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 06:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:02 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 24, 2020 06:02 PM (6qdAW)
Michael Savage @ASavageNation
2m
IV VIT C BEING USED TO TREAT VIRUS IN NY HOSPITALS..WE ALL OWE LINUS
PAULING A DEBT OF GRATITUDE; WE SHOULD BE TAKING 1-2 GRAMS A DAY
ORALLY; OTHER VITS I OUTLINED
*******
Guess Michael Weiner screams on twatter too
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:55 PM (Cs+kl)
___________
For those who don't know, in his previous life Dr. Weiner was an epidemiologist who traveled around the world and wrote a couple dozen or more scientific books.
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 06:02 PM (aRwoB)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (zr5Kq)
I hope you didn't hit Tony Burrows. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (cF8AT)
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Wait, I thought you did!
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (/669Q)
I rmember Kirty Ally IN CHEERS.
Posted by: elevenwing plover at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (Qf83p)
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I've been re-watching both the North and South miniserieses.
She does a great job of being a batshit crazy abolitionist.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:57 PM
Oh, no! Dr. Brix!
Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong Il at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (rBtIz)
Yep-- Westport peeps are like the Hamptons summer crowd-- more money than either manners or common sense.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (pPNCa)
I rmember Kirty Ally IN CHEERS.
Posted by: elevenwing plover
remember her as a VULCAN in the STAR WARS movie?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (N52Qh)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (bDqIh)
Yeah I've always appreciated authors who can have a more nuanced view of people they disagree with. Like Bernard Cornwell does not have a high view of the Roman Catholic Church, but still has noble and decent priests in his books.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (KZzsI)
It was tasty. Sort of an apple brandy I think.
No more available, SADZ.
I am saving a bottle of Big Horn Bourbon for the next MoMe.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (TYQsd)
that the Catholic Church and the Taliban are 100% morally and tactically
interchangeable. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Consider sartorial comparison. The Catholic laity's uniforms are snazzier than the Taliban's, but less...is 'practical' the word?
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (QgtlX)
I'd settle for the line item veto.
Posted by: Pliney at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (nzKWW)
Not .357 bolt action rifles either. I had my eye on buying one wi5 the leftovers from my tax savings bin and pulled the trigger, so to speak, over the weekend when I noticed prices had not gone up. Whether I'll be allowed to leave the house to pick it up when it arrives is an open question.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (L2ZTs)
https://tinyurl.com/wosxc3r
The one in pink looks like she stuck her finger in a light socket !
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 06:04 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (KnJdm)
They finally blocked my number. Small victory but that was 15 minutes they weren't scamming anyone else.
Posted by: A wet fork lift tire at March 24, 2020 06:04 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2020 06:02 PM (M+Lyo)
Well crap. I wasn't done dying from the obamacare repeal.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 06:04 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 24, 2020 06:04 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 06:02 PM (nRNOc)
Yup Jersey shore also.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 06:04 PM (85Gof)
Close enough. Basically, here's the deal. In Europe, Britain, Japan, and all the foreign financial centers, when the shit hits the fan, since international transactions are settled in dollars, when there's various crash and runs, you have people scrambling for dollars.
To get them, they have to sell shit (and the effect is to drive the value of the dollar up against foreign currencies).
To stave that off, foreign central banks need dollars to lend. But they can't because they don't create dollars, the Fed and only the Fed does.
The swap lines allow the foreign central banks to have an unlimited supply of new dollars to draw on.
The net result is the foreign central banks get to decide what risks the dollar will be put up against and not the Fed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 06:04 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 06:04 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2020 06:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 06:04 PM (1g7ch)
473 All New Yorkers, no matter where you are, must self quarantine for 14 days.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (WrOkn)
474 There's a big surprise: Dr. Birx mentioned cases are increasing on Long Island. Last week the NY Post ran an article about people fleeing NYC for the Hamptons, cleaning out the stores, and pissing off the locals.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 06:02 PM (nRNOc)
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There are reasons why some stereotypes are so well known.
Many concrete reasons.
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 06:05 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: getting the banned back on the market at March 24, 2020 06:05 PM (R8han)
Is Cuomo mouthing off, again?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 24, 2020 06:05 PM (N52Qh)
it sounds comical until you understand that's caused by eating moldy rye and it eats your brain until you die, convulsing
We had some ducks that died from that, fed them rye that was a bit too old. It was so sad. Ducks are funny and nice animals, friendly critters.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 06:05 PM (KZzsI)
First case of Wuhan flu in Martha's Vineyard this past weekend. A new Yorker.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 06:05 PM (bDqIh)
English-language translation: We have limited, imperfect data at best, which has been interpreted in accord with the precautionary principle to produce a worst-case scenario, but numbers are involved so we must accept it like the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Please be considerate enough not to notice that this is more religion than math or science.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 06:05 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (L2ZTs)
True, but realistically, her career is over.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:05 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at
I have to say there is something to this.
Since I started homeschooling the grandkids, blogging in the afternoon is much more lucid.
Or so it seems.
**hic**
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 06:05 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: saf at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM
Can I be Exhibit A?
Posted by: Filthy Filner at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 06:04 PM (1g7ch)
My guess: he's exhausted.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (mlxZk)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sbmazar
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (87EdW)
Austin Powers?
Posted by: Bosk at March 24, 2020
*
*
For what it's worth, the second Mrs. Wolfus said she used to call them "people pillows" when she was very small.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Vendette at March
The story relied upon some unnamed woman and offered no corroboration of anything.
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: saf
Go long on dijereedoos.
Posted by: elevenwing plover at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (Qf83p)
Market just opened in Australia ,it's down 2,350 Kangaroos,it could boomerang back!
Posted by: saf at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (5IHGB)
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500 quatloos on the newcomer!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)
And your bodies will break out into oozing sores."
Posted by: Fauci the RocketSurgeon at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Vendette
Does the Hampton "smart set" really have that much more sway than the locals at the local grocers? Or are we talking large chain stores that don't give a crap about the locals, just the bottom dollar?
Posted by: Downcast at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (q1Pj5)
It's also the name of Sonny Crockett's boat.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: getting the banned back hey this pillow is filled with crack! at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (R8han)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 06:08 PM (a0IVu)
Too soon.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Well it is not like there is gonna be much of a season anyway...sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 06:08 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (KZzsI)
I agree. Cheers was largely a dumb show, but she was better than Diane. She was pretty awesomely horrible in Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 24, 2020 06:08 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (ldmQR)
Fauci?
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 06:08 PM (7juvc)
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Kind of late in saying it, but you just described the difference between people that can make classics and people who cannot.
Word has it that Neil Peart was also not too bad on the bongos.
Posted by: Test for Echo at March 24, 2020 06:08 PM (onMzM)
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 06:02 PM (aRwoB)
Fun fact: His son just sold his company, Rockstar Energy Drink, to PepsiCo for almost $4 billion. He's a multi-billionaire.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 06:08 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (H8QX8)
https://tinyurl.com/wosxc3r
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (e/H31)
.......
heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (v0R5T)
Scientology member.'Womp womp.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (bDqIh)
Trump has been a miracle worker long before this, now he's a wartime President, and gaining praise even from Cuomo, Newsom, Omar, etc.
So how do they campaign? Biden's "plan" was to do what Trump is doing, just he would have done it sooner.
Sure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (zr5Kq)
God bless you...God help you.
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (32YRo)
Fish tank cleaner was looking good for a while but turned out not so much.
Posted by: elevenwing plover at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (zr5Kq)
She's a Kansas girl. Kansans know how to punish the all-you-can-eat buffet.
QED.
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (Ic9bN)
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She's strangely pretty to me. Pretty, but in a peculiar way. She does have hair to die for. Simply gorgeous hair.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (JoUsr)
I rmember Kirty Ally IN CHEERS.
Posted by: elevenwing plover
remember her as a VULCAN in the STAR WARS movie?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (N52Qh)
Sadly, it wasn't long until she managed to get her own event horizon.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (WrOkn)
Subject matter experts are there to do their fucking jobs and advise on policy. The Trump Administration, right or wrong, determines policy.
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2020 06:10 PM (ATCV4)
With the singular exception of Trump, a few governors, a bunch of reps
and handful of senators, this country's political leadership is a swill
pit.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (H8QX
Trump 2016: "Our leaders are stupid."
That's rightness that resonates.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 06:10 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 06:10 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 06:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Vendette at March
The story relied upon some unnamed woman and offered no corroboration of anything.
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (HALdu)
Everybody already knows in times of fear they return to where the are comfortable and feel safe - Florida
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 06:10 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 06:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:10 PM (mlxZk)
Looks like the stimulus package will be signed off on by Congress either today or tomorrow.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Any indicators as to how full of pork/bullshit it is?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 06:10 PM (2ygtH)
Whutdoyamean? Neither one has the Kung Flu. Seems to be 100% effective.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 06:11 PM (o2MD2)
I love that show. Jawbreaker is also darkly hilarious.
Posted by: no good deed at March 24, 2020 06:11 PM (MmFTx)
New Yorkers, let alone the mayor, think they are the center of the universe and better than everyone else. Small wonder he wants to lecture the world on how to behave.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 06:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 06:11 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 24, 2020 06:11 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Braenyard
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It almost seems quaint these days to remember that there once were weekly shows describing the stock market.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 06:11 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 06:11 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 06:11 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:12 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 24, 2020 06:07 PM (ldmQR)
Fauci?
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 06:08 PM (7juvc)
Probably farted
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2020 06:12 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 24, 2020 06:03 PM (N52Qh)
Sadly, it wasn't long until she managed to get her own event horizon.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 06:09 PM (wGeit)
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Humor. It is a difficult concept.
Posted by: Lt. Saavik at March 24, 2020 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)
Who bitch this is?
Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 06:12 PM (hOMhY)
in 2024, America will want a change from the Trumpian mode of doing things.
Democrats (if their party still exists in 2024) will not be able to resist running Mecha-Trump.
Americans will say DO NOT WANT.
Pence/Candace Owens 2024.
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 06:12 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 06:08 PM (a0IVu)
people keep talking about ( . )( . ), not sure as treatment for COVID thoug...
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: LArro at March 24, 2020 06:12 PM (10GNe)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 06:12 PM (7juvc)
He's the President. His job isn't to cuddle America, or to terrorize America with worst case scenarios. Like FDR before him, his job is to say "stop panicking and crapping your pants, America. A bad thing has happened, now quit wailing and whining and start helping to fix it"
Posted by: Downcast at March 24, 2020 06:13 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 06:13 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 06:01 PM (cF8AT)
Lived just down the road in Norwalk. Yeah, bought my Saab from that dealership just down the road from his house in Westport - piece of shit car. But I always think of that dump of a car when his movies play.
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: lizabth at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 06:13 PM (a0IVu)
Yep. Leadership and presidential.
Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 06:04 PM (1g7ch)
My guess: he's exhausted.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:06 PM (mlxZk)
They've put him on a leash.
All of his public appearances must be cleared
with the WH.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 06:12 PM (hOMhY)
When he made faces about PDT saying "Deep State"? PDT retweeted a clip of that on his own twitter site.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 06:11 PM (G546f)
Coronastiltskin.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (z0XD8)
Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: getting the banned locals back togethr at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (R8han)
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I agree. He's good at this.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Ha at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (fNWtj)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Any indicators as to how full of pork/bullshit it is?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 06:10 PM (2ygtH)
By definition stimulus is pork/bullshit.
They could throw money at Guard contracts to build field hospitals that could then be reused as detention centers for illegals and then low income housing...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (El6T/)
Louis Rukeyser.
Posted by: Braenyard
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It almost seems quaint these days to remember that there once were weekly shows describing the stock market.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 06:11 PM (Y4EXg)
---Ah yes, Wall Street Week in Review.
Came before or after the show where they shouted at each other. McGlauchin Group or something. Too lazy to look it up.
SNL did a parody of it - the Sinatra Group. It was awesome.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 06:15 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 24, 2020 06:15 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Cheri at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Pliney at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: qdpsteve
........
Bummer.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (v0R5T)
I too am happy the mkt went up BIGLY today.
But the 1930s were crap for the mkt, even though 1 day (several days) in 1933 was BIGLY too. After that (those) bigly days the market went down and then sideways again for many years.
Let's be happy it went up today - but please refrain from 1933 comparisons.
Posted by: jb at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (T2wkl)
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I agree. He's good at this.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (sWM8x)
He's really come off well, and stepped out of the shadows.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: lizabth at March 24, 2020 06:17 PM (L3Rsz)
Looks like only about 1 in 1000 infected actually require hospitalization.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 05:39 PM (nu45M)
H1N1 2009: 60 million infected, 250,000 hospitalized. So, 1 in 240 required hospitalization. Tell me again how 2020 is worse.
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at March 24, 2020 06:17 PM (EwzO+)
Uni tv brunette cute
Posted by: LArro at March 24, 2020 06:17 PM (10GNe)
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 06:17 PM (2GPSc)
field hospitals that could then be reused as detention centers for
illegals and then low income housing...
Posted by: Burnt Toast
If THAT'S the definition of pork, surprised I haven't been a fan.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 06:17 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 24, 2020 06:17 PM (pPNCa)
Enough is too little.
Too much is not enough.
Overkill is just right.
SAC targeting philosophy
Posted by: Fox2! at March 24, 2020 06:17 PM (heOND)
I think this makes sense. Keep the Chinese Communist Flu out of their normal hospitals.
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 06:12 PM (7juvc)
Wash your grubby meat beaters!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: MAGA at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (98+zI)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM (32YRo)
The only thing I miss about that area is Stew Leonards.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 06:17 PM (2GPSc)
Nobody tell 'em, but . . . well, you know!
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Cheri at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (oiNtH)
.......
Thank you!
My daughter is Nursing Manager at a Kaiser ER in CA. She feels like you do. She also was exposed to the virus, but test came back negative. Hooray!
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (v0R5T)
Pence has been rock steady through all this. I am impressed.
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Trump talked him up yesterday for that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (G51Gf)
I could be full of crap, but it just kind of feels that way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (mlxZk)
Interest/penalty-free delays on student loan repayments. Temporary.
Posted by: rhomboid
I can see temporary, it's not like ones gender studies degree lead to a job that was vital.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: lizabth at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (NiXyF)
Fill the squeeze bulb with yogurt drink, deliver stage sneezes with a snotty spray. Fun fun fun!
Posted by: getting the banned concepts like misandry back together at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (R8han)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (mlxZk)
Its the Man from Glad hair - its potent...
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at March 24, 2020 06:17 PM (EwzO+)
Run on TP, telling people to hole up just 'to be safe', ...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (1g7ch)
Pence has been rock steady through all this. I am impressed.
Yep, he's done very well.
Posted by: Basement Cat
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Wise choice on Trump's part, which has paid off bigly. Pence stepped up in 2016 despite the chorus of NeverTrumpers and doubters.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (El6T/)
I could be full of crap, but it just kind of feels that way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM
I've had two conversations today with friends who have said the same thing. I do agree. I think Trump has so much to do with that, he shines as a leader.
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (2GPSc)
My daughter is Nursing Manager at a Kaiser ER in CA. She feels like you do. She also was exposed to the virus, but test came back negative. Hooray!
Posted by: wth
Awesome! Good news!
Posted by: Cheri at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (uM6CE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (KZzsI)
I do not get the bullshit curfew at all???.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (HALdu)
Just don't bail out Hollywood, or academia.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (KZzsI)
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They're idiots.
Posted by: MAGA at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (98+zI)
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 06:2
Oh no my friend there aren't any bailouts.
Just loans that don't have to be repaid.
Everyone loves printing!
Posted by: Mnuchin at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (fNWtj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (cF8AT)
Yeah, loved the one in the mall there...that guy cared about the grocery business, that is for sure.
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Cheri at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March
you are going do be disappointed if you wanted argument here
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 06:13 PM (a0IVu)
Yep. Leadership and presidential.
Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM
Maybe. Not sure he has a pair.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (L2ZTs)
So those of us still working get to pay taxes so others can kick back at the house and build TP forts?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (2GPSc)
He really does, and he and his team inspire confidence. None of that "era of lowered expectations" or "those jobs are not coming back" fatalism.
(I omitted "tired" in my comment above. But you knew that.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (HALdu)
Nah. I didn't expect that. I just wanted to vent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: rhomboid
.......
Tent. Camel's nose. Some assembly required.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 06:13 PM (a0IVu)
Yep. Leadership and presidential.
Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 06:14 PM
Maybe. Not sure he has a pair.
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Well, he's getting some good lessons on how to be an effective leader. Nobody is going to think he is suddenly going to take on Trumps personality. He's the Yang to Trumps Ying
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 06:00 PM (NiXyF)
IV. Any bill shall have a single purpose, including budgets and appropriations bills.
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (7Of/6)
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (r1kPE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (7juvc)
Just think how much time Trump has spent just today, reassuring the nation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (Dhht7)
They are solid.
He's not a point man.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: lizabth at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 24, 2020 06:26 PM (7ZQe3)
He did do the town hall today.
I don't remember any president being more available and more transparent than Trump.
It's pretty remarkable he does all the public appearances he does and does his day job. Even during a national crisis.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 06:27 PM (NiXyF)
Sacre bleu!
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:27 PM (L2ZTs)
H1N1 2009: 60 million infected, 250,000 hospitalized. So, 1 in 240 required hospitalization. Tell me again how 2020 is worse.
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at March 24, 2020 06:17 PM (EwzO+)
All 250,000 show up in the same two weeks, not spaced out over four to six months. All while you are dealing with your monthly share of that same flu season too.
Only 6-10% of the COVID-19 tests were positive. 90% were people sick with some other nasty shit like flu, strep throat, or pertussis.
There are only about 900,000 hospital beds total, and in Winter they are almost always full already. Where do you put an extra 25,000 patients? 100,000 patients?
That is why we are destroying our economy, so we don't have to find out the answers to that question.
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 06:28 PM (+0uDE)
Dear Members of the Harvard Community,
Earlier today, Adele and I learned that we tested positive for COVID-19. We started experiencing symptoms on Sunday-first coughs then fevers, chills, and muscle aches-and contacted our doctors on Monday. We were tested yesterday and just received the results a few minutes ago. We wanted to share this news with all of you as soon as possible.
--Lawrence Bacow
President of Harvard
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 24, 2020 06:28 PM (N52Qh)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM (N52Qh)
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 06:00 PM (NiXyF)
6 Trillion.
WTF.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (r1kPE)
.......
Gird your loins!
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: filbert
No kidding! 2 hrs in session, 6 hrs in front of cameras and you had time to write a bill? No you didn't! It was that army of LA majors, commie, little twerps you have on staff who wouldn't know the business end of a shovel was while I was beating them to death with it.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 06:30 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 06:31 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (7ZQe3)
For a while I've been of the opinion that by 2024 voters will be looking for something more sedate and less dramatic than the eight years of Trump's presidency. Not that they've been bad years, but at some point you do want a break. Pence's performance over the past few weeks will serve him well in selling that to voters.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (SgjGX)
Just looked up M0, monetary base. (Fed data for this is known as H.3)
M0 stands at $3.54T, of which $1.8T is physical.
Now, it gets complicated, but not all of the latter is FRNs, it includes the coin out there.
Coin and FRNs are two very different things. Coin is direct Treasury currency, it is not created and destroyed by the Fed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 06:40 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Neil Page at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Eromero at March 24, 2020 06:43 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 06:44 PM (f1Vqw)
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We love ours. I find it hard to sleep on any other pillows. When traveling we always take ours along.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 24, 2020 06:47 PM (7ZQe3)
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I love mine! There are different fill levels. At first I got the White Label ones which were what the website recommended due to my size and side-sleeping position. But I found them too floppy. Then I swapped with one of the kids who had the Green Label ones and they're perfect.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 24, 2020 06:51 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 24, 2020 07:03 PM (8IOEj)
This 2k+ points upsurge do you think that it was caused by the GOP and Trump going full tilt socialist and agreeing to giving away free money to every man womann and child in our great country?
What happened to the whole idea of free market capitalism ?
I still remember the outcry when Obama proposed loaning GM 43 billion at market rateyou were aghast!!
Now the number is up like 3x Obama's total stimulus
Deficits ? I guess that is now so yesterday
Who cares!
Trump is the King of Debt
Posted by: Kurt at March 24, 2020 08:37 PM (hS+Xj)
Posted by: Mephistefales at March 24, 2020 10:43 PM (Y1a5u)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 11:23 PM (m2EfB)
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
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