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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Red Greta Thunberg Says She May Have The 'Rona and Is Isolating With Her Antifa FatherI have a suspicion this is yet another publicity stunt. Greta hasn't been getting headlines lately so boom, she thinks she has the 'Rona.Greta Thunberg says she contracted coronavirus and is now in self-isolation Teenage activist said her father, Svante, was also suffering from the disease Pair believe they became infected while on a train tour of Europe this month Thunberg said she had 'mild symptoms' but her father had more intense illnessIt would not be proper to celebrate, because these grifters are almost certainly pulling a scam. In related news, a member of the White House Press Corps might have The 'Rona. Oh no!!! A member of the White House press corps has a "suspected case" of the coronavirus, the White House Correspondents' Association [WHCA] confirmed to Fox News. "We have been informed that one of our colleagues has a suspected case of COVID-19," the WHCA announced in a letter sent to members on Monday. "The individual was at the White House on March 9, 11, 16 and 18. We encourage all journalists who were at the White House during this time period to review public health guidance, consult their medical professionals and take the appropriate next steps." The WHCA added that it has been in contact with the reporter's news organization as well as the office of the White House physician. "As we have said since this crisis began, our priority is to ensure that we can maintain a healthy pool to provide coverage of the president," the letter continued. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
I so don't care.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:13 PM (axyOa) 2
That's too bad
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (kOpft) 3
who cares
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (ONvIw) 4
I was first and made a semi-cogent comment.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (axyOa) Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (9t0Zz) 6
Quiet in here.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (axyOa) 7
hola chamucos y chamucas
Posted by: non entity at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (B+t5k) 8
David Hogg is kicking himself right now that he didn't think of claiming he had Wuhan Flu first.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (D2IX6) 9
This is child abuse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (QrImU) 10
My 'rona!
Posted by: Demedia at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (Eicbe) 11
We should prepare ourselves for how the chinese flu is destroying the environment i guess.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (hr5kG) 12
Shame on you! Shame on you, China!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (SENHs) 13
"It would not be proper to celebrate, because these grifters are almost certainly pulling a scam."
Nice. Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (El6T/) 14
I rate this to be a complete falsehood. She does not have Bat Soup Flu.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (JRaU+) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (Boy/L) 16
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (Zz0t1) 17
It is not even fun to mock her anymore. Kind of feels like mocking the one anti-war woman during the Bush years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (QrImU) 18
And then our response to the China Flu is also destroying the environment.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (hr5kG) 19
Brought this on yourself.
If you'd a stayed home and went to school like all the other kids, you'd not be in this situation. Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (Zz0t1) 20
How soon will we hear from whatshisname, the school shooting "survivor"? He can't be one-upped.
I'm actually happy I've forgotten his name. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (ptqGC) 21
No WH presser today?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (El6T/) 22
Gotta keep the 'tard in the limelight, Daddys bank account depends on it.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (2ygtH) 23
I have a suspicion this is yet another publicity stunt.
++++++++++++++ :: shakes magic 8 ball :: :: waits :: :: taps lens to clear bubbles :: :: Outlook Good :: Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (e/H31) Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (7ZMbn) 25
She should be in school. Learning things.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (Eicbe) Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (rpxSz) 27
Attention whore's gotta attention whore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (trdmm) Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (SENHs) 29
She is as emotionally stable as a child star and her parents have all the compassion of stage parents.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (D2IX6) 30
Did anyone tell Greta that a great way to pick up exciting pathogens is to do a huge amount of international travel?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (e/H31) 31
Gaia is angry!
Posted by: Pie-Faced Child Oracle at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (H5knJ) 32
It's very tempting to say a great many things. I will continue to resist.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (E+OcO) 33
23 I have a suspicion this is yet another publicity stunt.
++++++++++++++ :: shakes magic 8 ball :: :: waits :: :: taps lens to clear bubbles :: :: Outlook Good :: Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (e/H31) Mine says 'No shit.' Where did I get this thing? Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (QrImU) 34
There was a Town Hall from the White House on Fox earlier...
Trump didn't use the script I laid out for him. I'm pissed. Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (mrrpT) 35
I've got the Coronavirus, too!
Posted by: That one minor character actor from that mid level sitcom you vaguely remember from 15 yrs ago at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (Geoni) 36
I'm going to bat for the 4 Lesions Fru
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (rpxSz) 37
Camera Hogg
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (r1kPE) 38
SECOND!!!!
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (Dhht7) 39
Town hall thinggy in lieu of briefing, I'm guessing.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (El6T/) 40
It is not even fun to mock her anymore. Kind of feels like mocking the one anti-war woman during the Bush years.
Cindy Sheehan has WuFlu? Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (9t0Zz) 41
Semi-willowed:
How many people did Nancy Pelosi kill with her partisan Democrat obstruction of the Coronavirus relief bill? If people vote for a Democrat for Congress, they are voting for Nancy Pelosi. Spread the word, far and wide. A vote for a Democrat is a vote in favor of people who are willing to kill Americans for their own crass partisan Democrat benefit. Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (NiXyF) We need to attack the D's mercilessly along this line. Now. Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (NiXyF) 42
WhyTF would she be out touring around Europe during an outbreak? Why isn't she in school?!?
Posted by: TheHoser at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (IDjUx) 43
At least some good is coming out of this - entering the country illegally is now - Shock! - Illegal!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (trdmm) 44
Oh, good. I was wondering how Greta was doing. The whole world waits of news with baited breath. Fuck this virus. The only way to cure it is by collapsing the worlds economy and trillions of dollars of wealth transfer from first world to third world countries. So sayeth the 16 year old who knows fucking everything.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (dNzKv) 45
I'm actually happy I've forgotten his name.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (ptqGC) David Hogg Head ? Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (qVyOY) Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (bDqIh) 47
I may have had Covid19 and survived"
Now at CB's Teeshirt Factory! Posted by: Cannibal Blob Change it to "Chinese Flu" and put me down for three. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (2ygtH) Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (41rs/) 49
Who gives a fvck? I certainly don't.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (JUOKG) 50
Does COVID-19 hit celebrities in 3s as well?
So first Greta, then next we'll hear camera Hogg has it and then who? Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (Do5/p) 51
How care you!
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (8B6Ng) 52
How dare she?!!!!!!!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (r+sAi) 53
Glad to hear she is isolating.
Posted by: USA at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (lE2nd) 54
Gee, I hope she didn't infect any of her schoolmates!
OH RIGHT, she doesn't go to school any more because she's a professional activist. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (bDqIh) 55
Related: That overrated fool celery, Idris Ilba, said AIDS is nature's way of disapproving of homos. Wait, that's not what he said. Idris said pretty much the same thing, though: This chinese virus is the planet's reaction to humans. Idris says the planet is not happy with what the humans are doing and now, I guess, he thinks Earth is gonna killz all humanz. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (N52Qh) 56
If I get 'Rona, rather than brag about it I'd just very quietly start drafting a list of people I'm gonna cough on.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (axyOa) 57
Gee, what a shame.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (dUJdY) 58
Change it to "Chinese Flu" and put me down for three.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (2ygtH) Pair it with some kind of Pinochet Air Services combo, and I'm in. Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (qVyOY) 59
We should all pray for Greta as the Lord commands us to care for children...the press corps I will have to work on.
Posted by: rammajamma at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (lZ9yI) 60
Greta either had to announce she had the China
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (M98pX) 61
Less than half of me: Very sorry to hear that. Get better!
More than half of me: Go hug a tree!! How dare you want modern meds that come ultimately from oil!! Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (QMwOT) 62
David Hogg is kicking himself right now that he didn't think of claiming he had Wuhan Flu first.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (D2IX6) Actually, he's already played that card. But, it was his dad who has it or something, not him. Too much of a coward I imagine. But yeah, it was on his twatter a few days back. As you can guess, it was gaining a lot of sympathy. Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (8B6Ng) 63
I have a suspicion this is yet another publicity stunt.
Well, I guess it worked. I had not thought about that spastic little commie retard for weeks until someone mentioned her in another thread. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (DTX3h) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (N52Qh) 65
Clearly the Trumpvirus was caused by climate warmening.
Posted by: McLurkerson at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (dmWPe) 66
David Hogg has deep thoughts:
"It's been 2 years since we marched. Since then we've done a multitude of things, but today we're launching March For Our Lives #OURPOWER campaign. Social distancing is important, so we're taking action digitally in this time of uncertainty. Text......" blah blah blah Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (ptqGC) 67
Yo Greta, should have stuck with autism. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (G51Gf) 68
Hoax.
Posted by: Fortcoins at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (JbL9Q) Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (3Hp/M) 70
That Poor Child!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (BiNEL) 71
You're welcome world. Posted by: Coronavirus at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (PtOP4) Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (M98pX) 74
Shame she's not going through one of her "selective mutism" phases because then we wouldn't have to hear about it. . .
Is it 'feed a cold, starve a fever' or the reverse? She'll starve it, whatever the case. (Wow, I am feeling catty! Rowr) Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (bDqIh) 75
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If I get 'Rona, rather than brag about it I'd just very quietly start drafting a list of people I'm gonna cough on. Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (axyOa) Washington, DC is that-a-way. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (D2IX6) 76
Red Greta Thunberg Says She May Have The 'Rona and Is Isolating With Her Antifa Father
Play with me daddy. Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (FZxI4) 77
So first Greta, then next we'll hear camera Hogg has it and then who?
Nathan Phillips, the Native American who lied about going to Vietnam, and about being menaced by a teenager. Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (9t0Zz) 78
55, Idris Elba or whatever is mimicking The Matrix - have these people never had an original thought?
Posted by: rammajamma at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (lZ9yI) 79
Do trains not pollute? How eco-responsible is it to "tour" on one? How DARE she??!!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (dfRN6) 80
Am I supposed to feel bad?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (5bxa0) 81
Please remember, greta is a sickly child and so are her parental units. They have a horrible diet and, therefore, terribly weak immune systems. So. fuck 'em. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (N52Qh) 82
Is rooting for the virus acceptable in this case?
Posted by: McLurkerson at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (dmWPe) 83
The left would like us to stay in this perpetual WUHAN state since it means...
Unbridled government control / spending / citizen dependency More bike paths / less pollution / abolition of cars Nationalizing Industry Justify flailing media types Posted by: Winston at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (RyWXu) 84
66 David Hogg has deep thoughts:
"It's been 2 years since we marched. Since then we've done a multitude of things, but today we're launching March For Our Lives #OURPOWER campaign. Social distancing is important, so we're taking action digitally in this time of uncertainty. Text......" blah blah blah They're...marching, digitally? Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (KxVoZ) 85
Mandatory quarantine for all members of the White House Correspondents' Association. Now! For the public good! For the children!
The Dry Tortugas sounds like a good and appropriate spot for them. Posted by: Stu-22 at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (kZT36) 86
I only care if they were close to Trump's team. They should stop human presence at these now. Go all virtual. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (vEIlU) 87
Help me 'Rona
Help, help me 'Rona Help me 'Rona Help, help me 'Rona Help me 'Rona Help, help me 'Rona Help me 'Rona Help, help me 'Rona Help me 'Rona Help, help me 'Rona Help me 'Rona Help, help me 'Rona Help me 'Rona yeah Get her out of my life! Posted by: The Bitch Boys at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (+y/Ru) 88
Has Weird Al done another spoof yet on My Sharona but this time made it My Corona?
He should get on it! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (CjFDo) 89
61 Less than half of me: Very sorry to hear that. Get better!
More than half of me: Go hug a tree!! How dare you want modern meds that come ultimately from oil!! Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (QMwOT) I have mentioned songs pop in my head at random things. Your comment prompted this one: https://tinyurl.com/vm3vo2d Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (QrImU) 90
One journalist down, all the rest to go. Hope it was Jim Acosta.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (Jje73) 91
is it time to throw this virgin into a volcano yet?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (8D42x) Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (QMwOT) Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (dUJdY) 94
If I get 'Rona, rather than brag about it I'd just very quietly start drafting a list of people I'm gonna cough on.
Posted by: Diogenes I'm gonna check the birth records in 9 months for any named Ka'Rona Vyress. Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (FZxI4) 95
Digital marching burns zero calories, I hope they know.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (KxVoZ) 96
73 The other option Greta had was to announce she is transitioning.
Which will be next. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (M98pX) Heh. My mother thinks that "she" already has. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (DTX3h) 97
Wait, that's not what he said. Idris said pretty much the same thing, though: This chinese virus is the planet's reaction to humans.
Idris says the planet is not happy with what the humans are doing and now, I guess, he thinks Earth is gonna killz all humanz. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (N52Qh) If you look back to Medieval Days, Europe was full of those claiming that any pestilence was God's Wrath on the Wicked. At least they believed in a vengeful God, so in their worldview it made a kind of sense. Idris Elba has decided that "The Earth" is his own personal god of vengeance, even though he doesn't believe in any god. Oh yeah that makes sense. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (trdmm) 98
Joe Biden, Mr. Invisible And Irrelevant, might have to claim COVID status soon.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (EYsyU) 99
Has Weird Al done another spoof yet on My Sharona but this time made it My Corona?
He should get on it! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March Yes, we should piss the gods off even more. Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (HALdu) 100
As surely as man is changing the Earth's climate, I have Corona.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (dNzKv) 101
In most places if one team member tests positive, the whole team gets put in quarantine. Can't we just dump the entire WH Press Corps?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (VpIIl) 102
M-m-m-my Carona!
Posted by: infected journalist at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (o8/yZ) 103
Idris is being punished for his performance in "Prometheus"
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (rpxSz) 104
LOL..msnbc tweeted that the chinese virus was going to kill 50% of the Countries population.
They later changed the tweet to read it was going to infect 50% of the Country. Hundreds of thousands of retweets for the tweet that said 50% of our population was going to be killed by the virus. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (JUOKG) 105
93 "It's been 2 years since we marched.
March yourself off a cliff you little turd. Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (dUJdY) LOL! Feeling better today? Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (5bxa0) 106
LOL get fucked you stupid vapid shrieking attention seeking #metoo lunatic brain damaged teenage fascist loving bitchbag.
Was that too unpolitically correct? Posted by: Two Weeks From Suffering From Climate Change at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (+dsLj) 107
is it time to throw this virgin into a volcano yet?
Posted by: SturmToddler One reason why it won't work. Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (FZxI4) 108
Why won't they identify this heroic firefighter?
You damn well know that one of these dirtbags would out any member of the Trump administration if they got it. Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (ZLI7S) 109
Has Weird Al done another spoof yet on My Sharona but this time made it My Corona?
He should get on it! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March Z Dogg MD did. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (dNzKv) 110
That poor, diseased child....
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (zr5Kq) 111
Please let the media toad be Acosta!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (bkUtD) 112
It's criminal how these celebutards exploit this horrible illness for attention-whoring. People who have bad WuFlu cases are legitimately suffer___. Greta is a ghoul.
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (d6Zcu) Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (PbpT7) 114
I would like the no symptom wuhu flu myself. Then I could strut about town like king of ha ha land with all my antibodies throwing a festival for Paolo Day.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (r+sAi) 115
So 361,000 "likes" for this post on Twatter:
"I'm sorry but if people such as fast food and grocery store workers are considered to be "essential workers" during a global pandemic then they deserve way more than $15 a fucking hour" Supposedly 361,000 "likes" for saying that burger flippers deserve more than $15/hr. Because they work during flu season. I'm all for suggesting maybe the fast food and grocery stores giving their people a little bonus as a thank you. But, I don't think these twats on Twatter realize that the better solution is to automate more of these people out of a job. Robots have zero worry of death due to virus. Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (Do5/p) Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (KxVoZ) 117
btw, if I stuck a key into an outlet, the electrocution I felt is my house's way of telling me not to do that. And that's true! Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (N52Qh) 118
Hey Idris, the Earth created Sickle Cell Anemia. Tell us what the Earth was saying with that one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (trdmm) 119
alcoholics are immune to 4 Lesions Fru
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (rpxSz) 120
someday thunberg is going to be doing hardcore with kathy griffin
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (HALdu) 121
I think someone linked this already, but you gotta laugh.
Kind of like holding RBG up and moving her mouth with strings. Joe-mentum: Atlantic contributor urges Joe Biden to 'stay alive' if only as a 'corporeal presence' Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (vEIlU) 122
They're...marching, digitally?
Posted by: Guy Smiley ........ Hogg: Hey, Mom! Lookit me! I'm marching! Hogg's Mom yells down basement stairs: "Looks like you're hanging out on the computer like you do every other day" Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (CjFDo) 123
Has Weird Al done another spoof yet on My Sharona but this time made it My Corona? No but he dunked on Madonna yesterday for her fried fish song. Posted by: Coronavirus at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (PtOP4) 124
"If you do nothing to stop Global Warming, young people like me will be dead in 12 years."
-- Greta Thunberg "Let me see if I can beat that." -- The 'Rona Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (PbpT7) 125
115. I wonder if that person has a cushy, non-essential job at a university? If so, by her logic, should non-essential people have to take part of their salary and give it to the essentials?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (JRaU+) 126
The other option Greta had was to announce she is transitioning.
From a strange child into a 17-year-old girl? Honestly, I think that's great. Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (jyVW0) 127
Who's to say Greta von Thule didn't really create the WuHan Virus?
Time to quarantine the whole White House press pool, they might all be infected. Send them to Gitmo to recover. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (qQgfA) 128
>>So first Greta, then next we'll hear camera Hogg has it and then who?
I stumbled onto this, and --- well, it will make you hate so-called celebrities. Just scroll down, because everyone who thinks they are someone is broadcasting their 'Rona status and opinions. https://twitter.com/pagesix Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh) 129
up against the wall, Gerta
Posted by: x at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (nFwvY) 130
Biden does another stellar interview.
https://tinyurl.com/txmlysp Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (cF8AT) Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (cF8AT) 131
So another commie shill may have contracted to the Great Long March Virus?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (BiNEL) 132
Little girls with 'roid rage. Interesting.
Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (RuIsu) 133
so what's the tie-in between China Flu and climate change? I mean Groot's gotta come up with some angle to pimp
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (iTXRQ) 134
Greta T gets CCP Lung AIDS and Dow goes up 2093 points.
Coincidence? --- Second look at throwing virgins into volcanoes? Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (kOpft) Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (HALdu) 136
Hogg, in the near future, sends out notice for a mass anti 2a rally and finds half his bros bought ARs during the Chinkflu crisis.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (C1Lsn) 137
pelosi has backed down on her stimulus bill and agreed to have a voice vote on the Senate bill.
Seems even she can't take the heat from what she was pushing. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (JUOKG) 138
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Does COVID-19 hit celebrities in 3s as well? So first Greta, then next we'll hear camera Hogg has it and then who? --------------------- I vote for Alyssa Milano. Or Cher. Or...dammit, too many to choose from. Posted by: Stu-22 at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (kZT36) 139
Traum said he likes salt on his steaks. Salt is sodium chloride. Drano has sodium hydroxide in it, do you think it would be a good substitute?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (dNzKv) 140
LOL..msnbc tweeted that the chinese virus was going to kill 50% of the Countries population. They later changed the tweet to read it was going to infect 50% of the Country. Hundreds of thousands of retweets for the tweet that said 50% of our population was going to be killed by the virus. Posted by: Mr. Scott For poops and laughter, you have a timeline on this? Because it sounds like a certain Fake News outlet was trying to manipulate the stock market, possibly. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (N52Qh) 141
Hundreds of thousands of retweets for the tweet that said 50% of our population was going to be killed by the virus.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) Depending on which half...I can kinda get behind that. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (2ygtH) 142
>>>Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.
How much flour did her husband use to find the wet spot? Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (bkUtD) 143
Said the other day the virus fear mongering has global warmers beat by 11 months and 3 weeks for the end of the world predictions.
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (ZCEU2) 144
She's transitioning entirely into one of the girls from Skyrim, hopefully that one selling flowers in Windhelm.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI) 145
"It would not be proper to celebrate, because these grifters are almost certainly pulling a scam."
ISWYDT! And, I love it. Posted by: Parker at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (zV/fi) 146
I'm sorry but if people such as fast food and grocery store workers are considered to be "essential workers" during a global pandemic then they deserve way more than $15 a fucking hour"
- Ha. I wonder how many grocery stores would be open if the bag boy was pulling down $15/hour. Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (41rs/) 147
My O'Rona?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (qQgfA) Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (dUJdY) 149
But saw some guy saying WH briefing on for 5:30EDT. Guess we'll see.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (El6T/) 150
I can get it, he can get it
She can get it, we can get it They can get it, you can get it Oh, let's get it Can you get it, baby I can get it, he can get it She can get it, we can get it They can get it, you can get it Oh, let's get it Can you get it, baby Posted by: The Bitch Boys at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (+y/Ru) 151
I dont know how autocucumber changed trump into traum, but here we are.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (dNzKv) 152
137. Had she stuck to purely economic issues, such as a social security increase and a medicare/medicaid increase, it may have worked.
Adding diverse corporate boards seemed a bridge too far. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (JRaU+) 153
I'm gonna check the birth records in 9 months for any named Ka'Rona Vyress.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (FZxI4) Omg. I just choked on a handful of peanuts. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (ptqGC) 154
LOL, OT.
The Sean Spicier account still making libs heads explode. https://tinyurl.com/wg3poce Seriously funny. It's the reactions that take the cake. 'You FIRST': Sean Spicier's tweets on Nancy Pelosi, Coronavirus Relief Bill, and the Chinese-loving-media cause Lefties to IMPLODE Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (vEIlU) 155
148 LOL! Feeling better today?
Yes. Can you tell? Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (dUJdY) Yes... And good Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (5bxa0) 156
Turns out her "10 years" prediction was a tad over-optimistic.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (m45I2) 157
Hogg's Mom - "Make sure you wash your hands when you're done sweety, you know how messy they get.
And stay away from any girls that might give you something unpleasant! You're such a hero, we wouldn't want anything to happen to you!" Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (e284m) 158
Look at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (N9G0H) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (qQgfA) Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (KxVoZ) Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (T8HPM) 162
Pallets, man. Shit tons of flour.
Posted by: Ben Domench at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (r1kPE) 163
I name my baybay vyrus cause she deadly!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (KZzsI) 164
That overrated fool celery, Idris Ilba, said AIDS is nature's way of disapproving of homos. Wait, that's not what he said. Idris said pretty much the same thing, though: This chinese virus is the planet's reaction to humans. Idris says the planet is not happy with what the humans are doing and now, I guess, he thinks Earth is gonna killz all humanz. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip Embrace the healing power of "and" Nature is a bitch and always, everywhere, trying to kill us all. Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (SFOr6) 165
Somebody spank the meep out of her....but not dad.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (6YzHn) 166
This is mother Gaia getting back at smug scoldness.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (pw+jk) 167
I am betting part of this is a stunt. Maybe one of them is sick but I don't care, either.
Had a doc appointment today. They hustled me in, made me wash hands, take my weight, wash hands (why?), back into a room. Everything was done in a room. I never saw anyone else waiting or in rooms. My car was the only one in the lot when I came in. Led me out a side door that led right into the parking lot. Weirdest thing. My doc is cool, though. He gets it. I asked how it was going and he said "It's been batshit crazy!". I laughed. He's a funny guy. No virus for me. Allergies and blocked up ears. What? Huh? Posted by: turambar at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (Gylu/) 168
Maybe she can give a speech at the UN on the evils of eating bats.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (+lVUW) 169
If I get 'Rona, rather than brag about it I'd just very quietly start drafting a list of people I'm gonna cough on.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (axyOa) ---------- You should be beyond the draft phase by now Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (NiFkv) 170
Hundreds of thousands of retweets for the tweet that said 50% of our population was going to be killed by the virus.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) Even Black Death did not hit 50%. Maybe in some areas, and Pnuemonic was a fucking death sentence (98% fatal, IIRC) but it burned itself out too quickly by killing everyone in the small area. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (QrImU) 171
Sweet Heyzooz, Joe Biden is completely senile.
He isn't speaking coherently any more. Just a human Democrat talking point, mixed with jibberish. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (sy5kK) 172
Idris said pretty much the same thing, though: This chinese virus is the planet's reaction to humans.
To be fair, most human cultures learned these lessons eons ago. Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (gHCnG) 173
Don't environazis say that viruses like this are simply gaia's way to purge the true virus, humans, from the planet?
So Greta and the rest of her ilk should be happy about this, right? Or rather, I guess looking at the worldwide death count of 18,580 from a worldwide population of 7 billion (0.000265%), they're probably unhappy the death count is not higher. Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (Do5/p) 174
"Pair believe they became infected while on a train tour of Europe this month"
So it was a wind powered train, right? Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (MxEKc) 175
Hogg's Mom - "Make sure you wash your hands when you're done sweety, you know how messy they get. And stay away from any girls that might give you something unpleasant! You're such a hero, we wouldn't want anything to happen to you!" Posted by: DamnedYankee was I supposed to read that in Mrs. Cartman's voice? Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (SFOr6) 176
LOL..msnbc tweeted that the chinese virus was going to kill 50% of the Countries population.
- 50% 1/10000ths of 1% Poe-tay-toe Poe-tah-toe Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (41rs/) 177
Idris says the planet is not happy with what the humans are doing and now, I guess, he thinks Earth is gonna killz all humanz.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (N52Qh) This seems to be the latest talking point from the SJW's who instead of being Godless have apparently embraced Gaia as their Goddess, Mother Earth also has a whole Green religious instruction manual written out. She just had to write it in 2019-2000. . Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (WI7YS) 178
Pssst, Greta. Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon? We could isolate in the stratosphere.
Posted by: Falcon Heene at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (5bO5K) 179
I hear WiFi and other electronics can help to exasperate the virus..
So make sure to take way any devices they may have just so they may get better in their two weeks quarantine. Make it three weeks JUST to make certain. Posted by: Blanco at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (HltPS) Posted by: Regreta at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (Te9BZ) 181
Global warming kills the Beer Flu. Talk about a conflict of crisis opportunities.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (5IbVn) 182
lso: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.
******* Will she deliver in time to take the baby to Grandpa's funeral? Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (m45I2) Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (e284m) 184
Domenich, that was a waste of a shit ton of flour at a time of need.
You could have used sand or something. Jeesh. Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (KxVoZ) Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (m45I2) Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (NWiLs) 187
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-ChiCom 'rona.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (KnJdm) 188
But I will say I'm still trying to stay as isolated as I can and my boss.. oy vey... not taking it serious at all. Yesterday it was "only one person at a time in the building" and cutting hours. Went in this morning because I had to do some bank stuff and there were 3 people there, and one customer walked in with a check to pay his bill. My replacement gal got there at 10:00 so now 4 people in the building. She was NOT happy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (dUJdY) 189
Rona Barrett?
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (xPl2J) 190
Covid-19 stats as of March 24, 2019:
Total number of infections in US: 52,878 Total number of deaths: 684 Total number of left-wing narcissists not getting the attention they deserve: 743,962 Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (N9G0H) 191
Is autism a co-morbidity?
Posted by: Regular joe at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (6/uwW) 192
alcoholics are immune to 4 Lesions Fru
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 04:24 ----------------------- Working on it. Picked up 2 30 packs today. Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (Dhht7) 193
>>My doc is cool, though. He gets it. I asked how it was going and he said "It's been batshit crazy!". I laughed. He's a funny guy.
If he starts doing limericks, run. Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (ZLI7S) 194
Will she deliver in time to take the baby to Grandpa's funeral?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (m45I2) Are we absolutely sure that asshole McCain is dead? I would hate to have something ruin this recovery package. Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (mrrpT) Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (N9G0H) 196
#OURPOWER
- Did Hogg comment on the gazillion rounds of ammo and guns sold in the last two weeks? #FIREPOWER Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (41rs/) 197
It's certainly possible, and perhaps likely, greta is, too, a paid shill of the chinese govt. Has she ever had a bad word to say about the world's #1 polluter? Has greta ever made a plea for the chinese people who suffer each day? Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (N52Qh) 198
LOL..msnbc tweeted that the chinese virus was going to kill 50% of the Countries population.
They later changed the tweet to read it was going to infect 50% of the Country. Hundreds of thousands of retweets for the tweet that said 50% of our population was going to be killed by the virus. Posted by: Mr. Scott For poops and laughter, you have a timeline on this? Because it sounds like a certain Fake News outlet was trying to manipulate the stock market, possibly. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:26 P --- Here is the time stamp on the tweet. I have no clue on how to post an actual tweet here but GP has the story. 10:18 AM · Mar 24, 2020 Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (JUOKG) 199
was I supposed to read that in Mrs. Cartman's voice? Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (SFOr6) of course - after all, Hogg is pretty much skinny Cartman. Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (e284m) 200
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Domenich, that was a waste of a shit ton of flour at a time of need. You could have used sand or something. Jeesh. Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (KxVoZ) Talcum powder, also prevents bat wings Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (DjiZK) 201
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Pssst, Greta. Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon? We could isolate in the stratosphere. Posted by: Falcon Heene at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (5bO5K) The flat-earthers need a new champion. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (KnJdm) 202
If conservatives have digital marches, will the AntiFags digitally attack them?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (KxVoZ) 203
ace you gonna do the Biden thing? I didn't see it, but heard it had some predictably hilarious moments. Well, pathetic and hilarious, at the same time.
Purely from the gamesmanship/sports perspective, the agony and disarray and despicable and pathetic nature of the Dems and their various satellite entities is hilarious. Gallup has Trump at 60% approval on handling of viruscrisis. That'll go up. Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (El6T/) Posted by: gaius martius at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (hMlTh) 205
In the words if The Greatest President Ever, "Gee, that's too bad."
Posted by: csmats at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (X5VFN) 206
186 All this meanness and wishing ill. This is Not Who
We Are (TM) #BeBetter Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (NWiLs) Blow it out your ass, Buddy. I bet you have enough toilet paper. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (QrImU) 207
If 160 million Americans are to become infected they better get a move on. Were not even at 50,000 yet.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (5IbVn) 208
Those who worship their man-made idea of a pristine Earth think Humanity has to die because they broke their scared bonds with Mother Earth.
They are truly mentally sick and it is in their ideology's wheelhouse to celebrate things like Ebola killing people. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (qQgfA) Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (jSEze) 210
I want her for all myself and I will not share her brains with anyone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (qM84C) 211
Good news: McCain's pregnant. Bad news, Hunter's the father...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (2ygtH) 212
LOL!!!! #TidePodGeneration A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (SFOr6) 213
506 Dow has biggest percentage gain 11.26% since...1933!
Up 2093. Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (cF8AT) Fox was bleating how difficult it would be to start back up. That's how difficult it is. Give business a hard fact, a date, and they are at the gate. Bam. Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (WrOkn) 214
I am announcing that I have not yet been tested. I hope you will respect my family's privacy during this difficult time of uncertainty. But please keep thinking and praying that it will not be necessary for me to undergo this ordeal. I will continue to update you on my unchanging status. Courage. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (DYb+q) 215
Maybe Dad gave her the clap.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (o2MD2) 216
I'm gonna check the birth records in 9 months for any named Ka'Rona Vyress.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (FZxI4) Omg. I just choked on a handful of peanuts. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 2 Ditto. Damned near gagged on that Hostess Twinkie Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (axyOa) 217
Trump needs to protect his home city of DC.
Trump needs to order the immediate immolation of the White House Press Corps. Fire isn't the best choice. It's the only choice. He should also forgo the lengthy process of euthanizing them first. For the greater good. Out of an abundance of caution. He must be there for the people of DC in these dark times. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (EQRLd) 218
Hogg will be next to claim teh lung aids.
Posted by: Bosk at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (9m9TT) 219
American exiting a Batman movie: "Damn, Ben Affleck sucks!"
Chinese person exiting a Batman movie: "For some reason, I'm hungry for soup!" Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (N9G0H) 220
Inserts evil laugh. A point or two. How did she and her father "catch" Kung Flu ? Why would she be burning Mother Gieas carbon to travel? Surely if her father gets "worse" she must refuse a respirator as they are made of evil plastic.
Seagoing weapons grade cunts the pair of them. Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (k0Q8L) Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (2ygtH) Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (6YzHn) Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (KxVoZ) 224
Carbon pollutions are WAAAAAAY down because the world has ground to a halt from the virus. Greta should be happy she has it; a small sacrifice to Gaia on the altar of global warming prevention.
If she has it, I hope she and her dumb dad survive. But yeesh. Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (hvf9s) 225
is it time to throw this virgin into a volcano yet?
No, daddy already spared me that one. Posted by: Regreta at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM --- Sadly that's probably true. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (JUOKG) 226
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Good news: McCain's pregnant. Bad news, Hunter's the father... Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (2ygtH) Good news: He won't be around for the child. Bad news: Meghan will. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (KnJdm) 227
Here is the time stamp on the tweet. I have no clue on how to post an actual tweet here but GP has the story. 10:18 AM Mar 24, 2020 Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) Thanks. I think we have a strong case of Malicious Disinformation from NBC Fake News, here, along with an attempt to manipulate the stock market. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (N52Qh) 228
205 In the words if The Greatest President Ever, "Gee, that's too bad."
Posted by: csmats at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (X5VFN) I hope no one asks Trump at the presser if he hear Romney's test came back negative. "Gee...that's too bad." Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (cF8AT) 229
Ditto.
Damned near gagged on that Hostess Twinkie Posted by: Diogenes You need to start with a hot dog, trust me. ...Shep... Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (vd8XM) 230
pelosi has backed down on her stimulus bill and agreed to have a voice vote on the Senate bill.
- With just the normal amount of waste, fraud, and abuse. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (+y/Ru) 231
lmao rickb!!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (dUJdY) 232
So first Greta, then next we'll hear camera Hogg has it and then who?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (Do5/p) ++++++++++++ Whatever dull-normal starfucker had the misfortune to join them in the world's homeliest menage? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (e/H31) 233
Trump should ban Eve try one from the WH that doesnt work there. Take question by phone or by Skype. libfucks want social distancing, give it to them.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (6qdAW) 234
I got a shitload of retweets out of this one;
My 8 year old daughter asked me why nobody in the media had the Coronavirus. I told her "Sweetie, only human beings get sick from it" https://tinyurl.com/w3v2o2w Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (qAR6u) 235
Humming the Beach Boys song, "Wouldn't It Be Nice."
Woul d'nt it be nice if she got Ro - Na AAAAnd we woul d'nt have her 'round no more. Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (+fPHo) 236
The Sean Spicier account still making libs heads explode.
https://tinyurl.com/wg3poce Seriously funny. It's the reactions that take the cake. Wow, his comebacks are lethal! Very funny stuff. Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (1+J19) 237
Omg. I just choked on a handful of peanuts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 2 Ditto. Damned near gagged on that Hostess Twinkie Posted by: Diogenes You people know that's a symptom, right? Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (2ygtH) 238
This seems to be the latest talking point from the SJW's who instead of
being Godless have apparently embraced Gaia as their Goddess, Mother Earth also has a whole Green religious instruction manual written out. She just had to write it in 2019-2000. . --- Gaia's kind of a pussy if kung flu is all she's got. Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (kOpft) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (N52Qh) 240
I told her "Sweetie, only human beings get sick from it"
https://tinyurl.com/w3v2o2w Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (qAR6u) *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (QrImU) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (7rVsF) 242
How much flour did her husband use to find the wet spot?
That disgusting joke has never made sense to me. I get the point, but have you guys ever seen a really fat person? They sweat a lot. Every fold would be "the wet spot". Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:36 PM (9t0Zz) 243
193, 204 Yeah he's a good guy and a great doc. Over the years we've built a pretty good rapport. He's always witty and always very dry with the humor. I like that. Today the batshit crazy line was quite funny. He said it totally serious and then gave a little smirk. You could see the eyes gleam with laughter, though. Hehe.
Posted by: turambar at March 24, 2020 04:36 PM (Gylu/) 244
For a virus as deadly as this flucker is supposed to be, I want to see some bodies lying in the street, preferably being chowed on by packs of feral dogs.
Here in Tejas, it's sunny, blue sky, and just about a perfect spring day outside. The kind of day that makes you want to bail for the afternoon if you're working. The kind of day that makes you call your honey and suggest you head out to the lake for an afternoon cookout and some evening shenanigans, followed by things that David Hogg only imagines doing while dating his hand. This ain't an 'end of the world' kind of day. These assholes should have scheduled their panic to coincide with middle of winter to get the maximum dreary effect on the soul. Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:36 PM (e284m) 245
7 trading days at half of today's and things are back to where they were. Democrat/media consortium looking for a new box of wrenches to throw in the gears.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 24, 2020 04:36 PM (C1Lsn) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:36 PM (KZzsI) 247
LOL!!!!
#TidePodGeneration A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (SFOr6) Kek. Posted by: Charles Darwin at March 24, 2020 04:36 PM (NiXyF) 248
Gaia's kind of a pussy if kung flu is all she's got.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (kOpft) Yeah, Spanish Flu, now there was a Man's disease. And he was half the man of granddad Bubonic. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:37 PM (QrImU) 249
I could run a marathon digitally.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 24, 2020 04:37 PM (+y/Ru) 250
We went through the drive-through at Chic-fil-A this afternoon. I told them they were real patriots. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (7rVsF) 251
214.
I will commision the carving of a statue in recognition of your brave stand. Strength and Honor. "Salutes." Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (k0Q8L) 252
>>>That disgusting joke has never made sense to me. I get the point, but have you guys ever seen a really fat person? They sweat a lot. Every fold would be "the wet spot".
Meghan hides it really well. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (bkUtD) 253
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I could run a marathon digitally. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 24, 2020 04:37 PM (+y/Ru) Let your fingers do the walking. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (KnJdm) 254
He should also forgo the lengthy process of euthanizing them first.
Hey, there's sick people who will need that propofol. Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (WrOkn) 255
Jake Tapper at it again, interviewing one of his reporters on how many more ventilators and masks we would have if the government took over...
Only people in Washington and New York think that involving the government in the production of anything would increase output. As for people in actual manufacturing states, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, etc. we can't stop rolling on the floor laughing at the concept. Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (mrrpT) 256
I just realized George Micheal was dead.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (Qf83p) 257
Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant. How much flour did her husband use to find the wet spot? Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (bkUtD) No WONDER it's so tough to find flour at the grocery store now! Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (EGyGV) 258
That disgusting joke has never made sense to me. I get the point, but have you guys ever seen a really fat person? They sweat a lot. Every fold would be "the wet spot". Posted by: bonhomme Simple. You poke the spot where the frothy dough rises. Yeast? You see? Try the veal, tip your waitresses. Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (SFOr6) Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (hOMhY) 260
>>>A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus.
High-larious! Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (bkUtD) 261
I'm all for rewarding the supermarket employees and food place people for working through this. And gas station employees. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (N52Qh) 262
Wash both of your hands both before and after you wash both of your hands. Both of you.
Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (RuIsu) 263
256 I just realized George Micheal was dead.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (Qf83p) You going to be ok, man? Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (QrImU) 264
LOL!!!!
#TidePodGeneration A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. --- I've been dubious of government projections, but I have to admit, I hadn't considered the proliferation of stupid. Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (kOpft) 265
Gallup has Trump at 60% approval on handling of viruscrisis. That'll go up.
that is stratospheric Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (zr5Kq) Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (1+J19) 267
That disgusting joke has never made sense to me. I get the point, but have you guys ever seen a really fat person?
Posted by: bonhomme at March not naked. have you? Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (HALdu) 268
Greta doesn't have COVID-19, just a common scold.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (m45I2) 269
It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.
It was kind of a bummer moment in that movie. Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (Qf83p) 270
Just hope Toilet Bowl there didn't go and do another challenge - lick food at a store
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (qQgfA) 271
>>> Sweet Heyzooz, Joe Biden is completely senile.
He isn't speaking coherently any more. Just a human Democrat talking point, mixed with jibberish. This is why people are floating the idea that Cuomo should run for preezy now. He's looked soooo presidential in his press conferences, dontcha know! If he can lead NYC so well on camera he can lead America. *rolls eyes* Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (hvf9s) 272
Ever notice that bra cups look curiously like face masks? Donate your bras, ladies. For the good of the country.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (KnJdm) 273
So, the navel would be like...
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (WrOkn) 274
I'm all for rewarding the supermarket employees and food place people for working through this. And gas station employees.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (N52Qh) I agree. Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (5IbVn) 275
I don't think Megan is THAT hefty, honestly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (KZzsI) 276
If the Dems steal the nomination from Biden will there be riots in Milwaulkee nursing homes?
Posted by: Regular joe at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (6/uwW) Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (v0R5T) 278
"We have been informed that one of our colleagues has a suspected case of COVID-19,"
Trump told 'em they were sitting too close. He done an told em. Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (hOMhY) 279
A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus.
So, does that mean the kid won or lost the challenge? Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (9t0Zz) 280
That disgusting joke has never made sense to me. I get the point, but have you guys ever seen a really fat person? They sweat a lot. Every fold would be "the wet spot".
Posted by: bonhomme at March weirdly, the first time I heard that joke was from the fattest girl in my jr high. now that I think about it, kind of hope it was not an offer. Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (HALdu) 281
Gov didn't do shit when we had the measles outbreak a couple years ago...get a political bug and he goes apeshit. Dems, proof we are descended from protozoa.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (2ygtH) 282
They're putting up pikes imported from China in the Rose Garden.
Think Trump is finally understanding politics. Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (6YzHn) Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (zr5Kq) 284
I just realized George Micheal was dead.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (Qf83p) You going to be ok, man? Posted by: Aetius451AD Persevering to endeavour. English spelling. Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (Qf83p) 285
It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.
It made sense to me. His job isn't to judge innocence and guilt. It doesn't matter. He's a fugitive, and the marshal's job is to bring him in. Courts decide guilt. It was the right call. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (KZzsI) 286
not naked. have you?
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (HALdu) I saw a picture of one sitting on an ottoman once. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (trdmm) 287
No, wait. Turns out I was just beaten by an ugly stick.
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (xPYsj) 288
>>>I don't think Megan is THAT hefty, honestly.
She had fine, milk-fed cans when she was younger and thinner. She's not a whale, but I despise her because she's so stupid and preachy. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (bkUtD) 289
Funny how all these Elite China ass sniffers are getting the virus. Are they taking the bribe money in person?
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (CgFRV) 290
Humans are virus on the planet. Corona is just Earth fighting back!
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (dNzKv) 291
Carbon pollutions are WAAAAAAY down because the world has ground to a halt from the virus. Greta should be happy she has it; a small sacrifice to Gaia on the altar of global warming prevention.
If she has it, I hope she and her dumb dad survive. But yeesh. Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (hvf9s) However, China has started ramping up production after only a couple weeks......... Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (bkUtD) 293
That disgusting joke has never made sense to me. I get the point, but have you guys ever seen a really fat person? Posted by: bonhomme You're wrong about why this doesn't make sense. Really fat women are just, literally, thousands of folds of skin. Therefore, it is almost impossible for the Flour to reach the "wet spot." Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (N52Qh) 294
Ever notice that bra cups look curiously like face masks? Donate your bras, ladies. For the good of the country.
--- Pervert Posted by: Japan at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (kOpft) 295
Sainthood revoked.
Posted by: A True Saint By Faith, Congregates With The Sinners at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (+nWCH) 296
I saw a picture of one sitting on an ottoman once.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March sitting or stuck to it? Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (HALdu) Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (cF8AT) Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (vd8XM) 299
I've been dubious of government projections, but I have to admit, I hadn't considered the proliferation of stupid.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (kOpft) The number of people voting for Obama for re-election is also indicative. Sturgeon's Law applies: "90 percent of everything is crap." Including people. Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (NiXyF) 300
I don't think Megan is THAT hefty, honestly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (KZzsI) She's just big boned. Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (hOMhY) 301
Michael Hiltzik has an article at the LA Slimes claiming that the fuckwits who drank the fish tank cleaner took the drug that Trump has been touting and how dangerous it is for Trump to make these claims about drugs. The whole article is one giant lie Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (3Hp/M) 302
Doesn't the entire press pool have to quarantine themselves for 14 days? Posted by: MHK at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (iQIUe) 303
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Greta doesn't have COVID-19, just a common scold. Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (m45I2) +++ Love it! Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (jSEze) 304
HOW CAN WE GET THIS THING TO GINSBURG?
Posted by: vrf at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (8ZODY) 305
275 I don't think Megan is THAT hefty, honestly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (KZzsI) Hefty is an understatement. Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (WrOkn) 306
Greta doesn't have COVID-19, just a common scold.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (m45I2) *** How dare you belittle this important tissue! Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (axyOa) 307
Michael Hiltzik needs to drink the fish tank cleaner in the name of research
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (qQgfA) 308
if one WH reporter has the Chinese virus
shouldn't ALL.of them be quarantined? maybe we should set up a special quarantine area for them a happy fun quarantine camp Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (G546f) 309
Bet Greta doesn't really have the Virus.
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (ZCEU2) 310
290 Humans are virus on the planet. Corona is just Earth fighting back!
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (dNzKv) ==== "That is correct, Miss Thunberg." - Agent Smith Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (dfRN6) 311
willowed: 686
He mentioned it today in the town hall after Cuomo's tirade. I think it will become a meme if Cuomo keeps it up. Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (qe5CM) I hope he mentioned the color coded triage plan too. Why is Zucker still employed? Also needs to point out Barbot's insistence that people could go celebrating the Lunar New Year with no changes of plans. Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (ONvIw) 312
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Doesn't the entire press pool have to quarantine themselves for 14 days? Posted by: MHK at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (iQIUe) That would be glorious. Put 'em on a conference call with a mute button. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (KnJdm) 313
Dow is way up,
Gold is way up too. ($75-$90/oz) I always thought they moved in different directions? Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (+0uDE) 314
The whole article is one giant lie
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (3Hp/M) But..but He's a journalist. He can't lie. Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (mrrpT) 315
269 It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.
It was kind of a bummer moment in that movie. Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (Qf83p) Say hello to the REAL legal system. Nobody at any level "cares' about actual guilt or innocence, they're just there to do their jobs, and hope a jury sorts it out. It was the most true to life scene in the movie. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (trdmm) Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (N9G0H) 317
Window licker isn't stupid enough for The Current Year, where we have toilet lickers, and people eating fuckin' aquarium cleaner and then blaming Trumpz Liez for it.
Idiots. A degenerate country of ignorant, functionally braindead panicky droolers. They deserve an actual plague. Maybe I'll go on Twitter and tell people that putting battery acid on their genitals prevents the 'Rona, and try to abate the accretion of fatal stupidity in this country. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (EQRLd) 318
It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.
It made sense to me. His job isn't to judge innocence and guilt. It doesn't matter. He's a fugitive, and the marshal's job is to bring him in. Courts decide guilt. It was the right call. --- Agreed. I liked the fact that the main conflict was between two 'good' guys, so you could sympathize with both. Posted by: Japan at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (kOpft) 319
>>> 289 Funny how all these Elite China ass sniffers are getting the virus. Are they taking the bribe money in person?
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM And it makes you wonder if there really is freaky "eyes wide shut" stuff going down with large gatherings of these folk. Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (l6b3d) 320
268 Greta doesn't have COVID-19, just a common scold.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (m45I2) Golf clap Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (Uu+Jp) Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (2ygtH) 322
https://tinyurl.com/w3v2o2w
Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (qAR6u) ++++++++++++ I hope you're ashamed of yourself, Mr. Bear. Just look at the effect you're having on the "I just can't even" crowd: @squishsmawmaw Replying to @kbdabear and @KurtSchlichter Your ignorance just shines!! Dehumanizing reporters is a bad look coupled with the fact that you are wrong anyway (not only humans get it) makes you look even worse. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (e/H31) 323
guessing Trump's 4/12 comment was the driver for the upswing in the markets.
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (HALdu) 324
Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh) How could she tell? Posted by: johnd01 at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (ukNFU) 325
She's not a whale, but I despise her because she's so stupid and preachy.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (bkUtD) But mostly because of "my father". Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (hOMhY) 326
Shouldn't this ill-mannered whelp be in school getting an education?
Children should be seen and not heard. Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (ATCV4) 327
308 if one WH reporter has the Chinese virus
shouldn't ALL.of them be quarantined? maybe we should set up a special quarantine area for them a happy fun quarantine camp Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (G546f) Funemployment Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (SENHs) 328
56 If I get 'Rona, rather than brag about it I'd just very quietly start drafting a list of people I'm gonna cough on.
Posted by: Diogenes that would be wrong *makes list* Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (G546f) Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (SFOr6) 330
We've got to find the ventilators to keep these people alive until they die from their other 2 or 3 conditions.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (mrrpT) 331
>>>>Say hello to the REAL legal system. Nobody at any level "cares' about actual guilt or innocence, they're just there to do their jobs, and hope a jury sorts it out.
Correct. Your name is on the warrant? Locked up. Take it up with the DA's Office who signed the paperwork. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (bkUtD) 332
And heard on radio the couple deciding they needed to take fish tank cleaner didn't have the virus, just that the media said they would so took it as a preventive measure.
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (ZCEU2) 333
Rule #1:
Everyone is an asshole #1a: Everyone is also an idiot. - #1b: Some are funny asshole idiots. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (+y/Ru) 334
Trump said that bleach was a good disinfectant. He also warned us not to touch our face because that's how the virus gets in. I touched my face, so i disinfected it with bleach. NOW I'M BLIND!! Trump is so irresponsible! Don't listen to anything he says!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (dNzKv) 335
>>Greta doesn't have COVID-19, just a common scold.
Heh. Not a novel coronavirus, just the naval(gazing) kind. . . Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (bDqIh) 336
If Marie Yovanovich gets the virus, can we call it Masha 'Rona?
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (POZBk) 337
So first Greta, then next we'll hear camera Hogg has it and then who? Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen Beto Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (aKsyK) 338
Ask greta which planet she likes the most other than Earth....then we'll go live there. Build a carbon black plant first thing.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (6YzHn) 339
What doesn't make any sense to me is why anybody who is disgusted by the wet spot joke would be posting @AoSHQ?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (o2MD2) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (pw+jk) 341
but I despise her because she's so stupid and preachy.
Yeah that's the problem with her. If she was a smart, sweet country girl she'd be fine. Its what's in her heart and her brain that's the problem, not her weight. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (KZzsI) 342
She's transitioning entirely into one of the girls from Skyrim, hopefully that one selling flowers in Windhelm.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM I adopted that one! Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (/+bwe) 343
LA County Sheriff shuts down strip clubs and gun stores. Where are rappers going to hang out now?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/smldfk7 Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (9t0Zz) 344
That would be glorious. Put 'em on a conference call with a mute button.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (KnJdm) ++++++++++++ Please don't. It is not in the national interest to improve their ratings. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (e/H31) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (N52Qh) 346
269 It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.
It was kind of a bummer moment in that movie. Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (Qf83p) Say hello to the REAL legal system. Nobody at any level "cares' about actual guilt or innocence, they're just there to do their jobs, and hope a jury sorts it out. It was the most true to life scene in the movie. Posted by: Tom Servo at March meh, that is not his job. you do not want the marshalls deciding if every fugitive they get assigned to capture is guilty. Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (HALdu) 347
Remember the photo of Greta and DiCaprio. Both were beaming.
Deflower her, he did. Maybe da da got $$$. Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (WX+x0) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (bkUtD) 349
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, aye-aye, OH! M - m - m - my Sharona! You're welcome. Now do the parody lyrics. Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (+fPHo) 350
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Ever notice that bra cups look curiously like face masks? Donate your bras, ladies. For the good of the country. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (KnJdm) Victoria's Secret has just introduced a new product line. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (D2IX6) 351
323 guessing Trump's 4/12 comment was the driver for the upswing in the markets.
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (HALdu) I lean to that view. We still have hope if this ends quickly. If this is gonna go on for months, no way. But clearly Trump knows that. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (trdmm) 352
If 5 kinds of cancer aren't putting RBG down doubt a virus will.
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (ZCEU2) 353
I've been trying to figure out what the left mean by Trump is always lying at his pressers.
I went to George Conway's twitter feed. Disinfect afterwards. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (vEIlU) 354
>>> I saw a picture of one sitting on an ottoman once.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (trdmm) If we are not careful, CBD will punish us in the morning art thread again with that rich painter that hate-paints obese people. *shudders* Can't remember his name and am not bothering to look it up. Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (hvf9s) 355
Greta doesn't have COVID-19, just a common scold.
++++++ How dare you belittle this important tissue! Posted by: Diogenes ******** 'Snot my fault! Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (m45I2) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (bkUtD) 357
Some are funny asshole idiots.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (+y/Ru) The good ones are funny asshole Moron ('Ette) idiots. Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (NiXyF) Posted by: Washington Post Toasties at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (e284m) 359
Is it a fact that Greta's father is a member of Antifa?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Uu+Jp) 360
HOW CAN WE GET THIS THING TO GINSBURG?
Posted by: vrf at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (8ZODY) Just hop on the 3:10 to Ginsburg. Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Zz0t1) 361
324 I was pondering that as well and wondering how best to ask. Thank you for asking for me. Heh.
No, really. How can she tell? She has become a bit rotund. Posted by: turambar at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Gylu/) 362
guessing Trump's 4/12 comment was the driver for the upswing in the markets.
An 11% gain, yeah, it was a big comment. Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (EYsyU) Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Qf83p) 364
Jock straps look like face masks too. Just don't get a used done.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (+0AKE) 365
meh, that is not his job. you do not want the marshalls deciding if every fugitive they get assigned to capture is guilty.
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (HALdu) James Comey thought it was his job. Or his Divine Commission from On High, I was never sure which. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (trdmm) 366
Is it a fact that Greta's father is a member of Antifa?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Uu+Jp) Member? Not sure. Paying supporter (wore a t-shirt along with the rest of his family supporting them), yes. Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (Zz0t1) 367
#LearnToCovid.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (Ndje9) 368
Ginsburg has survived enough cancer to kill 10 men. Covid ain't shit to her immune system.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (dNzKv) 369
I adopted that one!
Sofie I think. I do feel especially bad for her, she's so pathetic and is obviously going to be found dead huddled in a corner one day if you don't give her a home. That little boy running errands and sleeping on the floor of the tavern in Dawnstar always tugs at my heartstrings too. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (KZzsI) 370
Haven't seen bleach at the store since this started.
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2) 371
Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh) --- i wonder how much flour was wasted before they finally got it right? Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (vwf8z) 372
a First Amendment reminder:the government cannot infringe on your right to peaceably assemble.
Posted by: artemis at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (AwPyG) 373
When my daughter was in middle school the choir she was in went to a retirement center to perform. I went along as a chaperone. They sang in the dining room, where the residents were having their meal. One of the aides told me they had to keep an eye on this one old fellow in a wheelchair, who after every meal would go around and take the used silverware off the tables and put them in his lap. So I watched him while kids were performing and sure enough, he wheeled around collecting them all, with a shit-eating grin on his face, like he was really getting away with something. That guy reminds me of Biden.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (jSEze) 374
I lean to that view. We still have hope if this ends quickly. If this is gonna go on for months, no way. But clearly Trump knows that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March Even if they move the date back, if it is tied to logic and reason, the markets are ok with that, just not the who knows bs. Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (HALdu) 375
Edgy.
Well played Ace. Would it be cool if I didn't care if you and yours got this? Is that really where we are? Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (IJG6N) 376
btw, has gushka checked in?
the other day he said he got the chicrud Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (G546f) 377
Damn, I wish I still had my sewing machine! I have all the time in the world! I could be making some kick ass masks right now. With some bling added of course.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (e284m) 379
An 11% gain, yeah, it was a big comment.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (EYsyU) --- Thank Obama. Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (Eicbe) 380
Gaia worshipers crack me up.
Don't they realize they worship something that is trying to KILL THEM? Earthquakes, Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Viruses, Diseases, Predator Animals, Hell, the Ocean! Its constantly trying to kill you. Truthfully, its US against IT! Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (NgKpN) 381
Carbon pollutions are WAAAAAAY down because the world has ground to a
halt from the virus. Greta should be happy she has it; a small sacrifice to Gaia on the altar of global warming prevention. With all their dancing around about Dolphins in Venice, clear skies and nature taking back the planet, all within the space of 30 days, the whole "we've got 4 years left" kind of thing just fell flat on its face, no? Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (8B6Ng) 382
That would be glorious. Put 'em on a conference call with a mute button.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (KnJdm) and have someone drawing crap all over their faces, like clown hats, horns, dark clouds, drool... Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (vEIlU) 383
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a First Amendment reminder:the government cannot infringe on your right to peaceably assemble. Posted by: artemis at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (AwPyG) As long as you get the required permits beforehand of course. Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (e284m) 384
Patient: give me the quinine medicine.
Doctor: it hasn't been approved yet. Patient: when will it be approved? Doctor: maybe tomorrow. Patient: give me the quinine medicine. Doctor: it's against the law. Patient: the president said I could have it. Doctor: it's against the law. Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (WrOkn) 385
Posted by: Seattle Slough STFU, dunce. You dink, you're on the internet all day wishing all your political enemies would be killed, even before this Chinese virus. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (N52Qh) 386
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Edgy. Well played Ace. Would it be cool if I didn't care if you and yours got this? Is that really where we are? Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (IJG6N) You read the content? Noob. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (KnJdm) 387
>>Is it a fact that Greta's father is a member of Antifa?
IIRC, the Antifa t-shirt Greta was wearing in a photograph was borrowed from her mom. Her actress mom is a bigtime environmental activist, and received some enviro group's Activist of the Year award less than a year before Greta started her crusade. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (bDqIh) 388
Would it be cool if I didn't care if you and yours got this?
Is that really where we are? Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (IJG6N) --- I'd guess you already don't. Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (Eicbe) 389
>>>ace you gonna do the Biden thing? I didn't see it, but heard it had some predictably hilarious moments. Well, pathetic and hilarious, at the same time.
I keep meaning to. Thanks for reminding me. i have so many tabs open I lose things. Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (PbpT7) 390
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (IJG6N)
Your concern status is beyond noted. And besides it's just a JOKE man! Jokes are just jokes bro. Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (CsBL2) 391
btw, has gushka checked in?
the other day he said he got the chicrud Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (G546f) oh, wow. I did not see that. Last I saw she was going to get checked out because friend (? associate??_) had it. Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (zr5Kq) 392
Oh dear Lord.....now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.
There isn't a known virus on the planet that can live that long without a host. It's like they want to tank the economy. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (JUOKG) 393
James Comey thought it was his job. Or his Divine Commission from On High, I was never sure which.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March I agree with your thought that there are too many who do not care about guilt or innocence working for the prosecution. Just not that it is everybody's job. Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (HALdu) 394
Pair it with some kind of Pinochet Air Services combo, and I'm in.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (qVyOY) A nice khaki jumpsuit, with a patch on the chest pocket, and "Pinochet Air Services" embroidered on the back would be way cool. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (miJU3) 395
>>>Would it be cool if I didn't care if you and yours got this?
Like we'd care if you didn't care. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (bkUtD) 396
Dems now running a $6 million campaign saying how Trump failed to provide leadership on the coronavirus issue. LMFAO. You go girl.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (VpIIl) 397
Someone should remind Greta that this COVID-19 situation is all her fault.
Since China is the world's #1 polluting country and she failed to "how DARE you!" them into stopping their evil ways. Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (Do5/p) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (sy5kK) 399
Haven't seen bleach at the store since this started.
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2) ---the local Home Despot has pool chlorine in stock... pallets of it. of course, it's 10% instead of the lower household concentrations, so you have to adjust accordingly, but sodium hyperchlorate is sodium hyperchlorate. also, the pool bottles are vented, so you have to keep them upright in transit and in storage. you're welcome. Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (vwf8z) 400
Ever notice that bra cups look curiously like face masks? Donate your bras, ladies. For the good of the country. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner One cup for Ray Milland and one for Rosey Grier. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (aKsyK) 401
David Hogg needs to social distance himself about 6 galaxies away from me.
Posted by: free tibet at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (oTMWb) 402
Anyone know if advanced brain degeneration can be spread via cough? asking for a friend
Posted by: Jake Fapper at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (ENZDr) 403
330 We've got to find the ventilators to keep these people alive until they die from their other 2 or 3 conditions.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (mrrpT) As long as they have a possibility of a good quality of life (not demented or in a coma to begin with), why shouldn't they live? Not all of those with "conditions" are elderly or terminal. Diabetics, cardiac patients, asthmatics, and cancer patients are not always on death's doorstep. One of the Italian young men who died, did not know he had leukemia, and many leukemias can be treated successfully. There are young people with cardiac conditions that were not built on a lifetime of smoking and obesity,so yeah, they should get the opportunity to live. Transplant patients are on immunosuppressants, why should they get a death sentence because some dickwad like Cuomo did not purchase vents? A demented 90yo who lays in bed except to be spoonfed is another matter, but "condition" takes in too broad a group. Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (ONvIw) 404
Damn, I wish I still had my sewing machine! I have all the time in the world! I could be making some kick ass masks right now. With some bling added of course.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (dUJdY) There are a lot of people doing this. And organizations to help now. Even sewing patterns online. To put the wiring in for the nose bridge, and loops for the ears, closing off the sides, etc. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (vEIlU) 405
at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (IJG6N)
I would drink the tears of this SOB, but for the fact that he's probably been licking toilets. Again. Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (NiXyF) 406
Don't drink the bleach, btw.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (+0AKE) 407
>>>It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.<<<
Yes, but he developed a special hard-on for Wesley Snipes. Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (ATCV4) 408
My fvcks test came back negative.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (wCLLY) 409
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a First Amendment reminder:the government cannot infringe on your right to peaceably assemble. Posted by: artemis at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (AwPyG) As long as you get the required permits beforehand of course. Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (e284m) And are in the designated Free Speech Zone. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (NgKpN) 410
Death toll LEAPS by 1 person today.
The Republic dies because we want it to. Posted by: Washington Post Toasties at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (e284m) Washington Post pounces on the death toll! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (BiNEL) 411
Ginsburg has survived enough cancer to kill 10 men. Covid ain't shit to her immune system.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (dNzKv) The Imagineers thought of everything as far as she's concerned. The only thing that could take her out is an EMP burst. Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (8B6Ng) 412
Airplane ride home after a boat trip got her
Posted by: ajlfour at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (ZFUMX) 413
Furst!.....oh crap!!!
Posted by: MrObvious at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (5prN7) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (bkUtD) 415
Victoria's Secret has just introduced a new product line.
- I watched part of a suspense movie the other day, The White Rose or something like that, in which a young is awakened by a strange noise, gets her gun, and searches her house while wearing a bustier and hose because of course she does. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (+y/Ru) 416
Gaia worshipers crack me up.
Don't they realize they worship something that is trying to KILL THEM? Earthquakes, Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Viruses, Diseases, Predator Animals, Hell, the Ocean! Its constantly trying to kill you. Truthfully, its US against IT! --- Where is Kratos when we need him? Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (kOpft) 417
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Would it be cool if I didn't care if you and yours got this? And then there's just recognition that karma is a bitch. I don't have to be all sad about it. Especially for the little girly that was going to put people "against the wall". Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (e284m) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (dNzKv) 419
Jake Tapper had to teach Biden how to cough into his elbow.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (9t0Zz) 420
i have so many tabs open I lose things.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (PbpT7) It is hard to tell one boob from another sometimes. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (QrImU) 421
Don't drink the bleach, btw.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (+0AKE) --- Not all in one sitting, no. Posted by: Arizona Couple at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (Eicbe) 422
Oh dear Lord.....now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.
Next week they'll report in can live on non porous for 24 days and then 31 until- my goodness- it will last until election day and if the Democrat is elected it will magically disappear. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (WI7YS) 423
Greta proves that mass transit is a stupid idea. Prog dreams hardest hit.
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Patient: give me the quinine medicine. Doctor: it hasn't been approved yet. Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (WrOkn) --- *passes patient gin and tonic* Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (cfSRQ) 425
I take it Kings Shooters Supply in KoP Pennsylvania is open right now. So appears Emperor Wolf hasn't been able to shut weapons stores down .
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (ZCEU2) 426
why hasn't Weird Al done a "My Corona" yet
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (iTXRQ) 427
The White House press corps stole my childhood.
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (EgshT) 428
If markets continue rebounding, Cuomo and Pritzker will announce the formation of COVID-19 Deffskwads to sweep the streets clean of Trumpvirus.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (EQRLd) 429
One cup for Ray Milland and one for Rosey Grier.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (aKsyK) LOL. I saw that movie on my 10th birthday. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (aS1PU) 430
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My fvcks test came back negative. Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (wCLLY) Singles are more susceptible. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (KnJdm) 431
Illinois Guv Pritzker is already preparing the citizens that the SIP order will probably be extended past April 8th, because...science. And also because he cares about every one of us, or some such.
Posted by: lizabth at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (L3Rsz) 432
Damn, I wish I still had my sewing machine! I have all the time in the world! I could be making some kick ass masks right now. With some bling added of course.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (dUJdY) There are a lot of people doing this. And organizations to help now. Even sewing patterns online. To put the wiring in for the nose bridge, and loops for the ears, closing off the sides, etc. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (vEIlU) My sister up in S.Dakota is doing just that. She downloaded some patterns/instructions/how-to's from the Innertubes and is "Making A Difference!!!1eleventy111!!!11!" Also, 3M's major plant making masks is in Aberdeen, SD. Go Flyovercountry! Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (NiXyF) 433
It's 90 degrees outside and sunny...that causes cancer if you go outside...
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (UUBmN) Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (HALdu) 435
Youre Kung Flu is very powerful. You have permission to date my virus.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (6YzHn) 436
411 Ginsburg has survived enough cancer to kill 10 men. Covid ain't shit to her immune system."
Ginsburg is the Ozzy Osbourne of Supreme Court Justices. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (trdmm) 437
Patient: the president said I could have it.
Doctor: it's against the law. Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (WrOkn) They're using it already. Those being denied have a case IMO. What sort of jury will side with a doc who denied lifesaving treatment because orangemanbad? Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (ONvIw) 438
My Vietnam veteran friend told me yesterday that he took the quinine pill or an equivalent medicine every day while he was in Vietnam. Said only side effect he remembers is the runs.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (5IbVn) 439
In related news, a member of the White House Press Corps might have The 'Rona.
Oh no!!! A member of the White House press corps has a "suspected case" of the coronavirus, the White House Correspondents' Association [WHCA] confirmed to Fox News. Pretty brilliant way for Trump to cull the herd of retard journalists at the White House press briefings. Put out word that it is "suspected" that one of the journalists "might" have it and any journalist who was at the White House on the following dates will have to self-quarantine. Bingo. All retard journalists are now not allowed at daily press briefings. Anyone check to see if any of the dates match up to when that "racist" question journalist was there? Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (Do5/p) 440
>>It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.
Really? I liked it -- so often Hollywood makes it a personal, emotional pursuit, but Jones was just like, "Hey, my job is to catch you, buddy, cry to someone else about whether or not it's justified." Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (bDqIh) 441
Say hello to the REAL legal system. Nobody at any level "cares' about actual guilt or innocence, they're just there to do their jobs, and hope a jury sorts it out.
- Correct. Your name is on the warrant? Locked up. Take it up with the DA's Office who signed the paperwork. - You left out the part where the charges can and will change based on if the officer had a bad fight with his wife that morning. Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (41rs/) 442
79 Do trains not pollute? How eco-responsible is it to "tour" on one? How DARE she??!!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (dfRN6) Most of the trains in Europe are electric. The lignite burning power plant is way off some place in the Oeste. Posted by: Fox2! at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (heOND) 443
On one hand thank you doctors and nurses who work so hard to care for the afflicted.
On the other hand QUIT TRYING TO FUCKING RUN AMERICA AND MY LIFE , YOU FASCIST CONTROL FREAKS Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (mw1Wz) 444
Sofie I think. I do feel especially bad for her, she's so pathetic and is obviously going to be found dead huddled in a corner one day if you don't give her a home.
That little boy running errands and sleeping on the floor of the tavern in Dawnstar always tugs at my heartstrings too. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM The stable-boy who sleeps outside near Solitude. Gosh, I think I know what I'm doing tomorrow night! Ha ha! Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (/+bwe) 445
I love that Trump went after Fredo Sr on the not buying ventilators as was recommended but killing coal plants and subsidizing BS solar instead.
Fredo Sr now knows he is outclassed and his fuck ups will be brought up. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (pw+jk) 446
>>>386 375
Edgy. Well played Ace. Would it be cool if I didn't care if you and yours got this? Is that really where we are? Posted by: Seattle Slough ... That would mean nothing to me either way, but thanks for checking!!! Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (PbpT7) 447
Washington Post pounces on the death toll!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (BiNEL) Remember that 1k people were dead before the Lightbringer declared a national emergency? Final tally at 17k+? And we're at 100? If the hospitals aren't absolutely swamped by the end of the weekend, we need to start hunting blab-its. Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (8B6Ng) 448
Poor tab management is how you end up with a tab for tentacle porn.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (+0AKE) 449
Now go home Greta and get treated and stay home for your own good quit trying to force us to abide by a bad treaty
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (FLiOE) 450
Most everything in nature is out to kill you and take your place
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (ZCEU2) 451
Also, 3M's major plant making masks is in Aberdeen, SD.
Go Flyovercountry! Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (NiXyF) And I hope we keep them here rather than sending them off to other countries. Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (ONvIw) Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (PbpT7) 453
so what happened to Johns Hopkins? they whored out to whom? Bloomberg?
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (j9HX3) 454
I say we kick Gaia's ass.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (Qf83p) 455
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (sy5kK)
I live in Virginia, and my fellow residents denied me my right to a Senator by voting in this douche! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (BiNEL) 456
Also, our fabric store is opened. Essential, I tell ya!
Posted by: lizabth at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (L3Rsz) 457
Dang got to wait two weeks before i ever get to 2nd base.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (6YzHn) 458
Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh) --- i wonder how much flour was wasted before they finally got it right? Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM +++++ Am I a terrible person for actually getting that? Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (T09ml) 459
Honestly, we should just go back to business as usual now. If you are high risk, stay home. If you saw the shit I am seeing, none of this social distancing matters.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (dNzKv) 460
Red Greta Thunberg is covered by Red Greta Media.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (l9m7l) 461
Cough into your own elbow, Joe.
Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (RuIsu) Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (o2MD2) 463
Has anyone rewritten The Knack's hit My Sharona yet to be My Corona?
Why, yes. Yes they most certainly have: https://youtu.be/ojrtwXqqc6g Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (v+/21) 464
Patient: the president said I could have it.
Doctor: it's against the law. Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (WrOkn) --- it is NOT against the law: MDs are allowed to prescribe ANY approved medication they wish to, consistent with their medical judgement, to their patients. it's called "off label" use. professionally, it's safer for the MD to wait for at least some papers to be written up on the practice, but someone has to do the studies to collect the data for the paper. HTH Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (vwf8z) 465
>>A member of the White House press corps has a "suspected case" of the coronavirus, the White House Correspondents' Association [WHCA] confirmed to Fox News.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE DURING THAT LENGTHLY, CONTENTIOUS PRSS CONFERENCE LAST WEEK TRUMP POINTED OUT THAT THE PRESS THEMSELVES WERE SITTING TO CLOSE TO ONE ANOTHER. Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (bDqIh) 466
448 Poor tab management is how you end up with a tab for tentacle porn.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (+0AKE) Busty Lesbians in this case. For given values of 'lesbian'. Angela White and a redhead named Strawberry, IIRC. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (QrImU) 467
Coming home from engaging in a little commerce picking up burritos I ended up behind someone with a Cav sticker on their bumper.... I've been listening to forty thousand different takes on Garry Owen since I got home.
Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (8erNz) 468
Now that I know Seattle Slough is projecting his Caring Beams in my direction, i can feel my immunosystem and my general mood perking up.
Thanks for the Mind Feelz, Seattle! They really matter in a tangible way! Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (PbpT7) 469
>>>You left out the part where the charges can and will change based on if the officer had a bad fight with his wife that morning.
After the wife threw out my autographed Wayne Gretzky stick, I sent an innocent man to prison for life. Pfft, he knew the risks. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (bkUtD) 470
This is interesting.
Neighbor lady wants to invite me over for a drink. She's not even 29. I am. Then she let it slip she wants me to take her along to the older citizens early opening of the store. I wonder if she has single malt?? Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (axyOa) 471
Haven't seen bleach at the store since this started. Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2) Went to WalMart this morning. There was about 2 pallets worth of "Pool Chlorinizer" sitting there untouched at the head of the paper aisle. You know, bleach. But under a different name. Same sodium hypochlorite main ingredient, but in a 10% solution rather than the usual 6% of household bleach. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (EGyGV) 472
Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh) How did that happen? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (miJU3) 473
Poor tab management is how you end up with a tab for tentacle porn.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (+0AKE) ProTip: Use separate browsers. Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (NiXyF) 474
Hey Seattle Slough, how bout spitting the cock out of your mouth before running your dick hole in public.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (mw1Wz) 475
Most everything in nature is out to kill you and take your place
Damn killer hermit crabs, always trying to steal my house. Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (9t0Zz) 476
i have so many tabs open I lose things.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (PbpT7) Or worse. Posted by: Brit Hume at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (fNWtj) 477
why hasn't Weird Al done a "My Corona" yet
He only does songs I've never heard before these days. The stable-boy who sleeps outside near Solitude. I got an addon that turns the little orphan girl in Whiterun into a khajiit girl, she's so cute. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (KZzsI) 478
Ginsburg has survived enough cancer to kill 10 men. Covid ain't shit to her immune system."
- Wait until we find out that the feds decided to use the Chinese Lung AIDS excuse as a safer, cheaper, calmer alternative to announcing RBGs death this close to the election. Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (41rs/) 479
Cockroaches, Ruth, and Keith.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (r1kPE) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (bkUtD) 481
A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital
As long as you don't touch your face. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (Ndje9) 482
Oh dear Lord.....now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.
--- I wonder what that kind of reporting costs China? Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (kOpft) 483
>>> 389 i have so many tabs open I lose things.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (PbpT7) My kid is home with her chromebook doing grade school stuff and when she was done she started closing all her tabs. My wife said "you don't have to do that" and my 8yo daughter replied back, "you have to or it slows your computer down". I laughed inside a little because I know my wife has fifty billion tabs open all the time. I don't think she's ever closed a tab in her life. Just when the browser on her lappy gets corrupt, dies and she has to start again. Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (l6b3d) 484
After the wife threw out my autographed Wayne Gretzky stick, I sent an innocent man to prison for life. Pfft, he knew the risks. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (bkUtD) ROFL! Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (trdmm) 485
>>>Hey Seattle Slough, how bout spitting the cock out of your mouth before running your dick hole in public.
Also, his ass. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (bkUtD) Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (41rs/) 487
Bloomberg Fake News just reported that experts say the Chinese Flu can now drive a car, and it's only a matter of weeks until the virus can pilot an airplane. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (N52Qh) Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (HALdu) 489
Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh) How did that happen? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon When a man loves a woman in his special place... Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (Qf83p) 490
Then she let it slip she wants me to take her along to the older citizens early opening of the store.
I wonder if she has single malt?? Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (axyOa) Early bird special! Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (KnJdm) 491
We've got to find the ventilators to keep these people alive until they die from their other 2 or 3 conditions.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (mrrpT) As long as they have a possibility of a good quality of life (not demented or in a coma to begin with), why shouldn't they live? Not all of those with "conditions" are elderly or terminal. Diabetics, cardiac patients, asthmatics, and cancer patients are not always on death's doorstep. One of the Italian young men who died, did not know he had leukemia, and many leukemias can be treated successfully. There are young people with cardiac conditions that were not built on a lifetime of smoking and obesity,so yeah, they should get the opportunity to live. Transplant patients are on immunosuppressants, why should they get a death sentence because some dickwad like Cuomo did not purchase vents? A demented 90yo who lays in bed except to be spoonfed is another matter, but "condition" takes in too broad a group. Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (ONvIw) thanks Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (zr5Kq) 492
Or worse.
Posted by: Brit Hume at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (fNWtj) You know, Brit's was pretty innocuous. Almost like he was longing to go down to the river to catch frogs by comparison with most of the filth on the internet. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (QrImU) 493
"As we have said since this crisis began, our priority is to ensure that we can maintain a healthy pool to provide coverage of the president," the letter continued.
Honestly, I don't see that media organizations are adding much to the flow of information these days. This isn't 1895, where nobody knows what the president says if there isn't a scribe to write it down. In theory they could has probing questions, but if they're doing that the exchange isn't making it to the airwaves. Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (wGeit) 494
411 The Imagineers thought of everything as far as she's concerned. The only thing that could take her out is an EMP burst.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (8B6Ng) Eh, with our luck, that'd probably just morph her into, "Mechaginsburg." Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (DTX3h) 495
Am I a terrible person for actually getting that?
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (T09ml) No. It just confirms you're in the right place. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (Ez6QX) 496
Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh) How did that happen? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (miJU3) Well when a daddy elephant loves a mommy elephant... Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (3Hp/M) 497
McCain reminds me of the Bouncing Betty bombs during the big one.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (6YzHn) 498
Someone put their integrity in Megan McCain and lost all integrity.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (Qf83p) 499
My Vietnam veteran friend told me yesterday that he
took the quinine pill or an equivalent medicine every day while he was in Vietnam. Said only side effect he remembers is the runs. Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM --- It was once a week and yes it gave everyone the runs. We would have to take them when we were in a malaria endemic area up until I retired from the Navy in 1999. We called it Malaria Monday's. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (JUOKG) 500
454 I say we kick Gaia's ass.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (Qf83p) Yup, Gaia put that river in an inconvenient place! Time for more DAMs! Gaia didn't get water to this area! Time for a Canal! Tired of the bullshit. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (NgKpN) 501
Oh dear Lord.....now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.
--- I wonder what that kind of reporting costs China? Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (kOpft) Already debunked. RNA from the SARS-CoV19 virus can be detectable for up to 17 days. Does not mean the virus can live there for 17 days. Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (NiXyF) 502
Honestly, we should just go back to business as usual now. If you are high risk, stay home.
The way it always should have been. High risk people and those who are ill, stay home. Wash your hands. We'd be fine now, probably no higher serious patients or death rate. But no, we had to wreck the entire economy and culture of the USA over some lab dork's theory he gave neat terms to and showed graphs about. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (KZzsI) 503
I once spilled some industrial bleach from a 55 gal drum on my jeans and it ate a hole in the fabric and burned my skin a little. I don't remember the concentration, but be careful with the higher stuff.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (+0AKE) 504
Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh) How did that happen? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon When a man loves a woman in his special place... Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (Qf83p) --- Has anyone told her boyfriend? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (cfSRQ) 505
Why, yes. Yes they most certainly have:
https://youtu.be/ojrtwXqqc6g Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (v+/21) Fine, till he gets his Trump bash in.......Fuck that guy. Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (Zz0t1) 506
Lizabth.. I stopped in Hobby Lobby yesterday after I left work. I figured it would be packed since I knew they would be closed today and into the foreseeable future. It was almost dead and the cashiers just looked so sad. I talked to one for a few minutes, who also does craft shows. I meant to ask her if Hobby Lobby will continue to pay them.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (dUJdY) 507
Could some people please consider taking Oregon Muse's recent rant to heart and not respond to the trolls such as Seattle Slough?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (WI7YS) Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (Ndje9) Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (ONvIw) 510
433
It's 90 degrees outside and sunny...that causes cancer if you go outside... Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (UUBmN) WARNING: This planet and the star it orbits contain chemicals and radiations known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defect, irrational behavior and/or reproductive harm to protoplasmic blobs you intend to abort. Posted by: State of California at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (e284m) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (bkUtD) 512
I say we kick Gaia's ass.
I love this Monty Burns rant on environmentalism: Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say 'hard cheese.' Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (9t0Zz) 513
Neighbor lady wants to invite me over for a drink.
She's not even 29. I am. Then she let it slip she wants me to take her along to the older citizens early opening of the store. - Business opportunity: Rent an Old Fart. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (+y/Ru) 514
After the wife threw out my autographed Wayne Gretzky stick, I sent an innocent man to prison for life. Pfft, he knew the risks.
- We joke, but you know it happens, albeit not as often at innocent man for life levels. We're humans. We control what we can and express our emotions in weird, unfortunate ways. Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (41rs/) 515
334 Trump said that bleach was a good disinfectant. He also warned us not to touch our face because that's how the virus gets in. I touched my face, so i disinfected it with bleach. NOW I'M BLIND!! Trump is so irresponsible! Don't listen to anything he says!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (dNzKv) ------- Take two packets of fish tank cleaner and call us in the morning. Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (+0uDE) 516
480 LOL
Posted by: turambar at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (Gylu/) 517
now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.
CDC study says 3 days, so this is just panic-fuel and probably yes from China. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (KZzsI) 518
They're using it already. Those being denied have a case IMO. What sort of jury will side with a doc who denied lifesaving treatment because orangemanbad?
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (ONvIw) Are they giving it to patients in NYC? Cuomo's screaming 30K ventilators would have a cow. Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (WrOkn) 519
NaCly, I hope you drive a hard bargain with exploitive neighbor ho.
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (5I436) 520
The DOD had to block YouTube and other streaming services from the network because jackwagons wroking from home were logging on to the secure VPN and then streaming Netflix. Bogged down the whole network.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (dNzKv) 521
I think at some point there should be a "Downfall" parody made on the coronavirus.
Posted by: WisRich at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (OAlmw) 522
Hang on and think a sec
Posted by: LArro at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (10GNe) 523
It was once a week and yes it gave everyone the runs. We would have to take them when we were in a malaria endemic area up until I retired from the Navy in 1999.
We called it Malaria Monday's. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (JUOKG) So my hoard of TP may actually come in handy! Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (ONvIw) 524
Do you have David French's number? Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (bkUtD) --- Why, does his wife have the same boyfriend? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (cfSRQ) 525
Then she let it slip she wants me to take her along to the older citizens early opening of the store.
I wonder if she has single malt?? Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (axyOa) ------- This reminds of that scam at Disneyworld where they would hire out disabled people to you for a price so you could get better access to all the rides. Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (/669Q) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (N52Qh) 527
Cat Ass, I think staggered return to business as usual, with precautions, will make sense fairly soon. Still seems lots of people for extended periods in enclosed spaces might not make sense. And I expect that "return to normal" will be in phases, with twists.
I know it's really uncool to not have perfect answers and care about facts, but I don't know how much we actually know about transmission, or even if it's likely an understanding of that will be possible in the next week or two, so I'm not sure exactly what makes the most sense. Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (El6T/) 528
Wait, that's not what he said. Idris said pretty much the same thing,
though: This chinese virus is the planet's reaction to humans. Idris says the planet is not happy with what the humans are doing and now, I guess, he thinks Earth is gonna killz all humanz. When this first started, I had a friend of mine who pretends to be smart say that. Posted by: shibumi at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (ZCiJZ) 529
>>>We joke, but you know it happens, albeit not as often at innocent man for life levels.
I've seen it. It's disgusting. "Oh we're like 80% sure it's him." F.U., that's not how it works, and an email to a DA did wonders for that case. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (bkUtD) 530
After the wife threw out my autographed Wayne Gretzky stick, I sent an innocent man to prison for life. Pfft, he knew the risks.
Where do you live that a cop puts people in prison for life? Don't they have courts?? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (KZzsI) 531
Neighbor lady wants to invite me over for a drink.
She's not even 29. I am. I'd invite the 'ettes to opine on at what age a female neighbor ought be referenced as a 'lady'. I think late 20s still knocks down the hurdle. Girl, woman, but lady requires something out of a Victorian class hierarchy. Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (8erNz) 532
Only heard a couple minutes of Mike Gallagher but on the show clip I heard some scientist in a Asian accent was explaining Chinese young people were not dying in the numbers because they are a minority in the population. So saying young people can't get it is misleading.
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (ZCEU2) 533
How did that happen?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March meaghan, her husband walk into the master bedroom with three eunuchs and a block and tackk Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (HALdu) 534
Sofie I think. I do feel especially bad for her, she's so pathetic and is obviously going to be found dead huddled in a corner one day if you don't give her a home. That little boy running errands and sleeping on the floor of the tavern in Dawnstar always tugs at my heartstrings too. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM I usually adopt the little kid in Whiterun. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (D2IX6) 535
Could some people please consider taking Oregon Muse's recent rant to heart and not respond to the trolls such as Seattle Slough?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (WI7YS) But that would take all the fun out of batting them around like kittens with a ping-pong ball. We just have to be smart about it. As in not-lick-the-toilet-seat smart. Do not quote their nic. Do not quote their post. Mockery. It works. Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (NiXyF) 536
With a name like that no wonder he ended up with a daughter like her.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (e284m) His parents naming him that surely was an Arrhenius crime. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (miJU3) Posted by: teej at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (RSQta) Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (iydjf) 539
So someone has the flu? Big woop
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (85Gof) 540
Bloomberg News is reporting that Chinese Flu now has an AR-15. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (N52Qh) 541
521
I think at some point there should be a "Downfall" parody made on the coronavirus. Posted by: WisRich at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (OAlmw) --- I do not recommend you watch the actual film right now, though. Not exactly uplifting. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (cfSRQ) 542
Are they giving it to patients in NYC?
Cuomo's screaming 30K ventilators would have a cow. Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (WrOkn) A large clinical trial is being done in NY, so I assume just about anyone can be considered eligible as they will want to test it over a broad range of ages and health statuses. Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (ONvIw) 543
>>>Where do you live that a cop puts people in prison for life? Don't they have courts??
Philly doesn't put shooters in jail. They usually get probation. I wish I was joking. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (bkUtD) 544
Is that really where we are?
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (IJG6N) ----- Mos' def, my ninja. Also you're a fag. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (EQRLd) 545
TMZ went to the Brady Bunch tic tac toe layout with everyone working from home.
I wonder if they are allowed to be out and about to play paparazzo's during the lockdown? Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (+0uDE) 546
I have it from a reliable source that the Wuhan Flu is a punishment for our treatment of Earth. Does that mean the planet hates Greta as much as we do?
Posted by: Squid_Hunt at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (S5OQe) 547
A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital
Well, that was just stupid. Posted by: Kid who eats tide pods at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (EgshT) 548
>>>it's called "off label" use. professionally, it's safer for the MD to wait for at least some papers to be written up on the practice, but someone has to do the studies to collect the data for the paper.
HTH Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (vwf8z) From J.J.'s links this morning there have been (irrc) three papers written on its use. Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (WrOkn) 549
@528there are people on twitter who find it interesting that this virus seems to magically fly over normal people and land on celebrities/CEOs who are being investigated for pedophilia.
Posted by: artemis at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (AwPyG) 550
Oh dear Lord.....now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.
There isn't a known virus on the planet that can live that long without a host. It's like they want to tank the economy. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (JUOKG) ++++++++++++ Doing their Chinese bidding. So, Bloomberg, a couple of questions (assuming that this isn't just completely fabricated) 1) Which non-porous surface? 2) At what temperature? 3) In what overall conditions? 4) What was the original concentration? 5) What was the final concentration? 6) At what point did the concentration decay to the point that infection becomes unlikely? I'll wait for your answers. I am not holding my breath. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (e/H31) 551
This fuckin flu is keeping busy. Sure hope I get paid one of these days
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (85Gof) 552
How did that happen?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March meaghan, her husband walk into the master bedroom with three eunuchs and a block and tackk Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:03 P --- you forgot the sack of flour. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (JUOKG) 553
517 now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.
===== CDC study says 3 days, so this is just panic-fuel and probably yes from China. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM 17 days supposedly comes from a study from one of the cruise ships. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (DMUuz) 554
Cuomo's screaming 30K ventilators would
have a cow. Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (WrOkn) And Cuomo mismanaged his money, chose triage over more vents. He needs to STFU Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (ONvIw) 555
470 This is interesting.
Neighbor lady wants to invite me over for a drink. She's not even 29. I am. Then she let it slip she wants me to take her along to the older citizens early opening of the store. I wonder if she has single malt?? Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (axyOa) So, we've established both what you are, and the price. You're not cheap, at least. Say, I'm over 29. How do I get in on this action? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (sy5kK) 556
The cruise ship infection stats seem to contradict the latest life span report of the virus on non porous surfaces.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (5IbVn) 557
Haven't seen bleach at the store since this started.
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2) .......... Me neither. Gophers are getting a break. Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (Ndje9) 559
Could some people please consider taking Oregon Muse's recent rant to heart and not respond to the trolls such as Seattle Slough?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March Kind of think Ace gets to say whatever to whomever. Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (HALdu) 560
17 days supposedly comes from a study from one of the cruise ships.
Well that's a terrible case study, the entire ship probably was carrying the disease, re-infecting surfaces. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (KZzsI) 561
Hey filbert.. have you been out and about in our burg? Went in to work this morning around 9:00. Chipman Road was dead and it's usually busy as hell. Downtown is dead. All stores, bars and restaurants have signs on their doors. It's eerie and sad.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (dUJdY) 562
540 Bloomberg News is reporting that Chinese Flu now has an AR-15.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (N52Qh) Oh, man. If it's got a chainsaw attachment then we're all fucked. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (DTX3h) 563
But that would take all the fun out of batting them around like kittens with a ping-pong ball.
We just have to be smart about it. As in not-lick-the-toilet-seat smart. Do not quote their nic. Do not quote their post. Mockery. It works. Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (NiXyF) agreed, I'm enjoying the replies a great deal! Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (trdmm) 564
So how would the press spin this that Trump caused Greta to get the C19?
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (Eicbe) 565
Well, that was just stupid. Posted by: Kid who eats tide pods at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (EgshT) Is he hospitalized with wuflu or E coli? Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (ONvIw) 566
Good they can have 30 thousand ventilators in NY when Miami gets 30 thousand snow plows
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (85Gof) 567
A large clinical trial is being done in NY, so I assume just about anyone can be considered eligible as they will want to test it over a broad range of ages and health statuses.
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (ONvIw) Good. I hope it works. I hope it works for the patients and I want to see Cuomo eat a big plate of crow. Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (WrOkn) 568
Guess Malaria Monday led to shit detail Tuesday....
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (KNsKs) 569
I haven't heard anything more on any cruise ships being infect. What's going on with that? Isn't there one or more in quarantine somewhere?
Posted by: turambar at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (Gylu/) 570
Say, I'm over 29. How do I get in on this action?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (sy5kK) Tell her early bird gets the worm. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (KnJdm) 571
meaghan, her husband walk into the master bedroom with three eunuchs and a block and tackk
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:03 P --- you forgot the sack of flour. Posted by: Mr. Scott Aaaannnd...the AOSHQ joke cycle is complete. Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (Qf83p) 572
Greta's Future Status: Stolen Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (QgtlX) Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (Eicbe) 574
Philly doesn't put shooters in jail. They usually get probation. I wish I was joking. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM --- You should give them shooting lessons too. They would be less likely to hurt the innocent, and more likely to actually kill some other lowlife. Then you could give them 3-5 years for murder. Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (+0uDE) 575
Bloomberg Fake News is purposely being misleading anal apertures. Yes, a virus can survive a long time IF certain environmental conditions are met, such as temperature, humidity, etc. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (N52Qh) 576
501 Oh dear Lord.....now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.
--- I wonder what that kind of reporting costs China? Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (kOpft) Already debunked. RNA from the SARS-CoV19 virus can be detectable for up to 17 days. Does not mean the virus can live there for 17 days. Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (NiXyF) Or even that you're likely to be infected when there are still a few viruses. To actually get infected you need a certain concentration of live virus, so even if you can detect live virus on a surface that doesn't mean a person with a healthy immune system is likely to come down with a case of Chinese lung rot by touching that surface. The actual length of time a contaminated surface can make you sick isn't clear, which is why people are throwing numbers around like confetti. To know that you'd have to do the sort of testing people tend to frown on. Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (wGeit) Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (HALdu) 578
Grandkids just called and wished me a happy birthday, so screw the negativity the media is ramming at me...life is good!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (2ygtH) 579
468 Now that I know Seattle Slough is projecting his Caring Beams in my direction, i can feel my immunosystem and my general mood perking up.
Thanks for the Mind Feelz, Seattle! They really matter in a tangible way! Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (PbpT7) Duck ace! He's in Seattle, WASHINGTON! Is he the longest surviving troll here? I think he may be. Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (cF8AT) 580
Shouldn't Gaia have created the virus if it was to punish us?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (41rs/) 581
From J.J.'s links this morning there have been (irrc) three papers written on its use.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (WrOkn) +++++++ None peer-reviewed or confirmed yet. I think the actions by the Feds to enable it weren't technically necessary, but will ease liability fears and actually get doctors to be willing to issue it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (e/H31) 582
The war is on.
The dems and the media is already in full-on attack-take-no-prisoners: OMG we cannot open for business on Easter? All the children will die! If we lose even ONE LIFE AFTER, it's totally on Trump. Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (+fPHo) 583
Old trolls are coming out of retirement to troll.
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (KNsKs) 584
Well, we are not testing the highly suspect. They just get discharged with a pinky swear to go home and self quarantine along with any close contacts. I'm sure all of them do. Not a single one goes to Walmart on the way home, or just carries on as normal.
There will be no bending of the curve here. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (dNzKv) 585
Just got tested, won't know for 3-5 days. Don't care about me, but if I've killed my elderly parents, I don't know what I will do.
Sorry for whining, but I was and am terrified. 100.2 fever, cough (alternates between wet and dry) for2-3 days. No aches and pains, no trouble breathing (Oxygen of 96) If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it. Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (qPKAe) 586
17 days supposedly comes from a study from one of the cruise ships.
Well that's a terrible case study, the entire ship probably was carrying the disease, re-infecting surfaces. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (KZzsI) Just the opposite. Out of 5000 passengers and crew only 700 something tested positive. Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (5IbVn) 587
Good. I hope it works.
I hope it works for the patients and I want to see Cuomo eat a big plate of crow. Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (WrOkn) I want the press to eat all that crow too. I don't know why they are so blithely ignoring Didier and SK's results. Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (ONvIw) 588
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Haven't seen bleach at the store since this started. Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2) .......... Me neither. Gophers are getting a break. Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (v0R5T) --- I went to the local drug store this afternoon. Figured after Michigan restricted everything, it would be stripped bare. Nope, pretty well stocked. Even had toilet paper. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (cfSRQ) 589
I'm becoming paranoid about this damn virus myself. The one co-worker that was in the office along with me last week has some crud and is having to take sick time the last 2 days even working from home.
Rationally I know there is very little chance that I am a symptomless carrier since my 80 yr old dad is not sick. Plus we were taking care to keep 6 feet apart and all that. But still that niggling bit of worry that I might have played typhoid Mary. Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (T9Hmo) Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (e284m) 591
Thanks for the Mind Feelz, Seattle! They really matter in a tangible way!
Posted by: ace I'm in Seattle, does ya needs me to rough em up boss? Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (2ygtH) 592
I'd invite the 'ettes to opine on at what age a female neighbor ought be referenced as a 'lady'.
Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (8erNz) I would opine that the term is not defined by age. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (Ez6QX) 593
*self-isolates from commenting on the content up on top*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (cqteU) 594
For Wesley Snipes? Did nuthin' for me. That dark haired girlfriend of his on the other hand... Posted by: teej at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (RSQta) Irene Jacob. Smokeshow. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (EGyGV) 595
562 540 Bloomberg News is reporting that Chinese Flu now has an AR-15.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (N52Qh) Oh, man. If it's got a chainsaw attachment then we're all fucked. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (DTX3h) Thankfully, for the moment our AR-14s are safe. Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (wGeit) Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (Qf83p) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (N52Qh) 598
My 8 year old daughter asked me why nobody in the media had the Coronavirus.
I told her "Sweetie, only human beings get sick from it" https://tinyurl.com/w3v2o2w Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM I like the scene in "Deep Impact" where the Senator who is retiring due to the ELE is talking to Tea Leoni's reporter character and says: "I know you're just a reporter, but you used to be a person, right?" Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (Do5/p) Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (6YzHn) 600
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Bloomberg Fake News is purposely being misleading anal apertures. Yes, a virus can survive a long time IF certain environmental conditions are met, such as temperature, humidity, etc. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (N52Qh) Yes. And you can get the clap by sitting on a toilet seat but the probability is so low. Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (WrOkn) 601
Just the opposite. Out of 5000 passengers and crew only 700 something tested positive.
This says one or more of several things to me: 1) the testing is very sketchy 2) the virus isn't 1/100th as virulent as claimed 3) they did something magical on a cruise ship to keep people from infecting each other in close proximity for long periods of time 4) we're not getting all the data accurately reported Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (KZzsI) 602
Latest Gallup poll has Trump's approval at 49% overall, and 60% approval for his handling of the ChiCom virus.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (sWM8x) 603
>>> 477 I got an addon that turns the little orphan girl in Whiterun into a khajiit girl, she's so cute.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (KZzsI) I got a nice mansion estate mod and that little brat still wouldn't be adopted. I think you have to attack and kill-off some villains running an orphanage or something. Tamriel adoption laws are weird. Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (l6b3d) 604
A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital
--- Surprised it wasn't counteracted by the tide pods he ate. Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (Eicbe) 605
578 Grandkids just called and wished me a happy birthday, so screw the negativity the media is ramming at me...life is good!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (2ygtH) Is it your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Mr. Jordan61's birthday is today too. He's 50. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (Ez6QX) Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (+0uDE) 607
Huh - is that who we are?
We? - He's got a mouse in his pocket. (notices he does not have pockets) (vomits) Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (41rs/) 608
>>>Is he the longest surviving troll here? I think he may be.
he's not so much a troll as a drippy hippie noodge Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (PbpT7) 609
600 I got from riding a tractor in my bikini
One of Jerry's girlfriends on Seinfeld Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (KNsKs) 610
Seattle Slough, heh. Been a long time since that dweeb has come sniffing around here. At least as a commenter.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (o2MD2) 611
If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.
You've got it. Please keep us updated! Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (dUJdY) 612
Her 'Best by' date is expired.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (qZdIZ) 613
Hey filbert.. have you been out and about in our burg? Went in to work this morning around 9:00. Chipman Road was dead and it's usually busy as hell. Downtown is dead. All stores, bars and restaurants have signs on their doors. It's eerie and sad.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (dUJdY) We did a provisions and prescriptions run from 0800 to about 0930. Price Chopper, Wal-Mart, Sprouts. The stopped at Bledsoe Rentals to fill up propane tank #2. They're out of propane and say that other area providers are out too. They were hoping to get more in sometime today (of course they said that yesterday, too.) Fortunately, tank #1 still is about 3/4 filled. And yes, traffic and parking lots were both extremely light. Reminded me a bit of the afternoon of 9/11/2001. Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (NiXyF) 614
Oh my yes, we made it survive for many many days on various surfaces!
It was amazing! And on your little doggie too! But not in Bat Soup, that was a total fabrication, if you boil the bat properly the virus does not survive. Posted by: Wuhan Lab at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (e284m) 615
Old trolls are coming out of retirement to troll.
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (KNsKs) There are bold trolls and old trolls but no old, bold trolls. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (q1Pj5) 616
Sooth, thank you, and God Bless
Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (qPKAe) 617
I got a nice mansion estate mod and that little brat still wouldn't be adopted.
You have to use an addon to make the game recognize new non-original content housing as a place kids can live. Hearthfires Adoption or something like that. Lets you adopt up to 6 kids, which is fun when you get them all playing hide and seek or tag. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (KZzsI) 618
If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.
Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM ----------------------------- Done. And for you, too. Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (Dhht7) 619
Grandkids just called and wished me a happy birthday, so screw the negativity the media is ramming at me...life is good!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (2ygtH) ------- Happy birthday, Some rat! My son and I just went over to my parents' house to drop off some milk. We just stayed on the front steps 6' from them and talked a bit. My son is home from Nashville for at least the next few weeks and they were so glad to see him. He's afraid to go into their house since he was working in his office through Saturday, and I don't blame them. They couldn't care less, lol, but at least they didn't kick up a fuss. All that to say even older grandkids can put a smile on their grandparents' faces. Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (/669Q) 620
Is it your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Mr. Jordan61's birthday is today too. He's 50.
Posted by: Jordan61 Heh, those old time June weddings! Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (2ygtH) 621
Already debunked. RNA from the SARS-CoV19 virus can be detectable for up to 17 days. Does not mean the virus can live there for 17 days. Posted by: filbert CDC disagrees with you. If the RNA was detected, that means it hadn't broken down. CDC said it was unknown whether RNA was from infectious particle or not, but possible enough to warrant further study, "Although these data cannot be used to determine whether transmission occurred from contaminated surfaces, further study of fomite transmission of SARS-CoV-2 aboard cruise ships is warranted." Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (SFOr6) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (dNzKv) 623
If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.
Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (qPKAe) Of course. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (WI7YS) 624
I want the press to eat all that crow too. I don't know why they are so blithely ignoring Didier and SK's results.
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (ONvIw) ++++++++++++++ Just wait for the sliding scale. Assume that the antimalarial treatment is effective, but not wholly effective. Assume it is, say, 50% effective. That is a big freaking deal, and will reduce severe cases requiring ICU care a *lot* and could avert a crisis, even if it is only partially or mostly effective. But it will be "Trump said this was awesome and perfect and yuge and luxurious, but it only works half the time and Trump is a totally dishonest liar who is getting people KILLED!" Nevermind that "useful even if not wholly effective" is a pretty damn big deal from that whole "bending the curve" standpoint. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:13 PM (e/H31) 625
If we lose even ONE LIFE AFTER, it's totally on Trump.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (+fPHo) That's why I really want us all to turn it around on the D's with "Pelosi delayed the recovery bill . . . how many people did she kill by playing partisan games?" line. Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:13 PM (NiXyF) 626
Can you imagine being that Chinese researcher who worked his ass off for years and finally gave up after Covid 18?
Working the rice paddies now I bet. Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 05:13 PM (axyOa) 627
If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.
Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (qPKAe) Done...and extra for you parents. Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (cF8AT) 628
I went to the local drug store this afternoon. Figured after Michigan restricted everything, it would be stripped bare.
Nope, pretty well stocked. Even had toilet paper. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (cfSRQ) Dollar store here had 70% ALCOHOL. And baby gel in stock. TP to boot. #America. Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (hOMhY) 629
If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.
Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (qPKAe) Prayers. Are you quarantined? I don't have it, but I am quarantined from my family because I now have contact every day at work. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (dNzKv) 630
Say, I'm over 29. How do I get in on this action? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (sy5kK) Tell her early bird gets the worm. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (KnJdm) But 2nd mouse gets the cheese. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (EGyGV) 631
The more fear mongering there is, the more I am sure its a sabotage plan.
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (ZCEU2) 632
The White House "correspondent" works for the PRC's television network, I think.
Posted by: Nikola's Notion at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (hrHLc) 633
lol.. filbert.. saw tons of cop cars and kept thinking.. "oh God please don't pull me over! My boss is an idiot and is making me come in!"
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (dUJdY) 634
they did something magical on a cruise ship to keep people from infecting each other in close proximity for long periods of time
I went on a cruise once. They sprayed everyone's hands with disinfectant before you went into the cafeteria. They also made you take a new glass every time you used the drink dispensers. I know they also had an army of people wiping down every surface at regular intervals. This was during normal times, in the long long ago, before CCP lung rot. Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (9t0Zz) 635
I have my 80 year old mom self isolating ( easy enough) and just FaceTime with her everyday . I'm 45 minutes away if she needs anything.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (5IbVn) 636
Is there any news in regard to how many in italy are taking the free pornhub offer?
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (HALdu) 637
It's official. The Olympics have been postponed.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (1+J19) 638
622 1) the testing is very sketchy
25% false negative Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (dNzKv) How you feeling? I was asking about you earlier...hadn't seen you in a while. Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (cF8AT) Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (6YzHn) 640
>It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.
Really? I liked it -- so often Hollywood makes it a personal, emotional pursuit, but Jones was just like, "Hey, my job is to catch you, buddy, cry to someone else about whether or not it's justified." Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (bDqIh) ----- IIRR, Jones ad-libbed that line. Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (g8Yc+) 641
>>626
Can you imagine being that Chinese researcher who worked his ass off for years and finally gave up after Covid 18? Working the rice paddies now I bet. Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 05:13 PM (axyOa) And you can bet that his rice-paddy co-workers are gonna drown him in the muddy water if he doesn't shut up with the "...I told them, but they wouldn't listen! I *knew* it would come to this. When I was in the lab..." Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (QgtlX) 642
25% false negative Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (dNzKv) false negatives? You know you should avoid writing code with "not logic". Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (e284m) 643
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (dNzKv)
The false positive and false negative rates *both* seem really high (was seeing as much as 50% false positive, but don't know newest numbers). Is that normal and we just never realized it? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (uquGJ) Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (SFOr6) 645
acethepug, prayers for you and your parents
wet coughing makes me hope you have something else get well Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (G546f) 646
If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.
Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (qPKAe) ------- Will do! I've been praying the coronavirus novena I mentioned last week. I will add you and your parents to my specific intentions. Try not to let it worry you - as you know the odds are great that all three of you will be just fine. But knowledge is power so it's good that you were tested. Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (/669Q) 647
Went to WalMart this morning. There was about 2 pallets worth of "Pool Chlorinizer" sitting there untouched at the head of the paper aisle. You know, bleach. But under a different name. Same sodium hypochlorite main ingredient, but in a 10% solution rather than the usual 6% of household bleach. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (EGyGV) --- there's an echo in here... Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (vwf8z) 648
601 Just the opposite. Out of 5000 passengers and crew only 700 something tested positive. This says one or more of several things to me: 1) the testing is very sketchy 2) the virus isn't 1/100th as virulent as claimed 3) they did something magical on a cruise ship to keep people from infecting each other in close proximity for long periods of time 4) we're not getting all the data accurately reported Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (KZzsI) -------- Remember the Japanese Infectious Disease Expert that smuggled himself on board? He said their infection control techniques were terrible, and promptly got himself booted off the ship. He immediately went home and quarantined himself. The one good thing they did was IMMEDIATELY REMOVE anyone that got sick or infected. Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (+0uDE) 649
This was during normal times, in the long long ago, before CCP lung rot.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (9t0Zz) An outbreak of Norovirus generates years of bad publicity for a cruiseline. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (dNzKv) 650
There are bold trolls and old trolls
but no old, bold trolls. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (q1Pj5) Yet stupid remains. Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (hOMhY) 651
Dollar store here had 70% ALCOHOL.
Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (hOMhY) --- Salud! Posted by: Russian Guy at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (cfSRQ) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (bkUtD) 653
Prayers up, acethepug.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (EgshT) 654
It's not the line as much is it's how Tommy Jones delivered it. It was like he was doing an impression of Bill Murray in Scrooged when Murray sarcastically said, "I care!" Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (N52Qh) Posted by: Aviator at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (2cuLk) 656
ha! fen now scolding ace ? that's rich.
Posted by: non entity at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (B+t5k) 657
Summer Olympics. No one cares.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM Found the ice dancing fan. Posted by: Bert G at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (OMsf+) 658
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (cfSRQ)
Same in Houston until this morning when the Harris County Judge issued the essential only movement order. The stores were mobbed again. Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (5IbVn) 659
lol.. filbert.. saw tons of cop cars and kept thinking.. "oh God please don't pull me over! My boss is an idiot and is making me come in!"
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (dUJdY) You don't have the get-out-of-jail-free "critical industry worker" letter? I guess even the grocery store employees are getting those here in metro KC. Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (NiXyF) 660
Is she the first mentally retarded person to get the China flu?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (E2o2V) 661
IIRR, Jones ad-libbed that line.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (g8Yc+) --- I believe you are correct. He felt it was a more realistic line. Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (Eicbe) 662
my county has had 41 ppl test positive, and 448 test negative
*scratches head* stop wasting tests, ppl! Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (G546f) 663
Assume that the antimalarial treatment is effective, but not wholly effective. Assume it is, say, 50% effective...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:13 PM (e/H31) That sorta throws a wrenching the exponential narrative. Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (hOMhY) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (N52Qh) 665
CDC - yeah, I trust those guys, something like oh, 40%.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (e284m) 666
The false positive and false negative rates *both* seem really high (was seeing as much as 50% false positive, but don't know newest numbers). Is that normal and we just never realized it?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (uquGJ) No test is 100%. The swabs are bad. I generally don't use them for diagnosing anything. Flu and Strep are both about 80%, maybe better if the swab taker knows what they are doing and the test it is the more sensitive PCR test. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (dNzKv) 667
Let your fingers do the walking.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM Hey. Posted by: Yellow Pages at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (Do5/p) 668
Summer Olympics. No one cares.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp I dunno, the "sport" of womens beach volleyball had three things going for it... Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (2ygtH) 669
They found virus RNA after 17 days not viable viruses.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (4vNgL) 670
If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.
Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (qPKAe) Prayers up from me and the kittehs. Please keep us posted on your family's health. Posted by: Basement Cat at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (pPNCa) 671
Found the ice dancing fan.
Posted by: Bert G at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (OMsf+) ++++++++++++ Canadian women's curling team. Swedish women's curling team. Russian women's curling team. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (e/H31) 672
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Dollar store here had 70% ALCOHOL. Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (hOMhY) --- Salud! Posted by: Russian Guy at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (cfSRQ) +++LOL. Oh, I am laughing so hard today at you wits. Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (jSEze) 673
getting willowed, but here's the numbers we have at our clinic in seattle
As of today, we've tested 667 patients for COVID-19. Results: 593 have come back negative, 49 are positive, 17 are pending. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (d7Ww2) 674
thank you all, so much. Right now I'm self-isolating upstairs. The real worry is laundry and groceries, but my brother will help. Thank you ALL again, SO MUCH.
(In MA, testing in drive-through in Haverhill) Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (qPKAe) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (bkUtD) 676
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (EGyGV)
--- there's an echo in here... Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (vwf8z) Important news deserves to be repeated. Pool chlorine is bleach. And the dry granulated pool chlorine lasts for years if you store it properly. Liquid bleach degrades in a few months. Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (+0uDE) 677
640 >It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.
Really? I liked it -- so often Hollywood makes it a personal, emotional pursuit, but Jones was just like, "Hey, my job is to catch you, buddy, cry to someone else about whether or not it's justified." Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (bDqIh) ----- IIRR, Jones ad-libbed that line. Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (g8Yc+) If he really was a US Marshall it's probably something he would think, but I doubt anyone would actually say that to a guy with a gun on him. I'd bet my last dollar the training says "Tell the suspect you believe him, and he just needs put the gun down so we can get this all cleared up. Try to make him think you're on his side, and that you'll go to bat for him." Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (wGeit) 678
>>>I dunno, the "sport" of womens beach volleyball had three things going for it...
Offset by women's soccer and that Rapinoe slug. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (bkUtD) 679
Mollie @MZHemingway
3h Jeffrey Bezos spared himself $317 million in paper losses by selling $3.4 billion in Amazon shares in early February Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (Cs+kl) 680
sketchy
25% false negative Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (dNzKv) How do they know that without retesting? Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (5IbVn) 681
673 getting willowed, but here's the numbers we have at our clinic in seattle
As of today, we've tested 667 patients for COVID-19. Results: 593 have come back negative, 49 are positive, 17 are pending. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (d7Ww2) What are the testing criteria? In NYC they're only testing people who need to be hospitalized now because they have to change PPE for every patient. Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (wGeit) 682
Heidi worked closely with someone that got tested.he has 103 fever all other signs. Nope. Plain vanilla flu.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob - Hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (rZ9Us) 683
What are the testing criteria? In NYC they're only testing people who need to be hospitalized now because they have to change PPE for every patient.
Posted by: Ace's liver fever, dry cough. body aches. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (d7Ww2) 684
679 Mollie @MZHemingway
3h Jeffrey Bezos spared himself $317 million in paper losses by selling $3.4 billion in Amazon shares in early February Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (Cs+kl) That's a lot of money, but for Bezos... that's not a lot of money. Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (wGeit) 685
683 What are the testing criteria? In NYC they're only testing people who need to be hospitalized now because they have to change PPE for every patient.
Posted by: Ace's liver fever, dry cough. body aches. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (d7Ww2) I'm surprised they have enough kits. Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (wGeit) 686
There are bold trolls and old trolls
but no old, bold trolls. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (q1Pj5) ........ There are old trolls with old man balls. Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (v0R5T) 687
The Olympics have been postponed.
Summer Olympics. No one cares. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (bkUtD) Sigh gonna miss the ski jump and luge Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 05:25 PM (85Gof) 688
272 Ever notice that bra cups look curiously like face masks? Donate your bras, ladies. For the good of the country.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM I would get on board with this in a second except for the fact that I don't benefit whatsoever. The only people who benefit here are husbands and live-in boyfriends. With a state-wide stay-at-home order in place, it's not like we'll be able to go outside and see all women walking around going full Sue Ellen Mischke. Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 05:26 PM (Do5/p) 689
I went on a cruise once. They sprayed everyone's hands with disinfectant before you went into the cafeteria. They also made you take a new glass every time you used the drink dispensers. I know they also had an army of people wiping down every surface at regular intervals.
Sounds like they're doing a good job, which helps give some credence to this claim. Worth looking into. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (KZzsI) 690
As of today, we've tested 667 patients for COVID-19. Results: 593 have come back negative, 49 are positive, 17 are pending.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM Is my arithmetic right...less than 1% positive rate? Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (axyOa) 691
As of today, we've tested 667 patients for COVID-19. Results: 593 have come back negative, 49 are positive, 17 are pending.
Did the others have the flu, or was everybody symptomless but had contact with somebody? Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (cfSLd) 692
Summer Olympics. No one cares.
Other than all the athletes who look forward to a week-long orgy with hardbodies Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI) 693
Summer Olympics. No one cares.
Some of us were looking forward to the return of baseball as an Olympic summer sport. Israel was going to send its first-ever Olympic baseball team this year. Posted by: Basement Cat at March 24, 2020 05:37 PM (pPNCa) 694
Mike Lindell
@realMikeLindell @MyPillowUSA is excited to announce that we are now manufacturing face masks for hospitals across the country! Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (Cs+kl) 695
It would just be prudent for all White House Correspondents to self-quarantine for the next year.
Posted by: GlobalTrvlr at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (ARe81) 696
the "sport" of womens beach volleyball had three things going for it...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp 0% body fat, concentration camp looking stick figures? Hundreds of uncomfortable, sandy wedgies? Lesbian high-fives? What other things does it have going for it? Posted by: Downcast at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (xgpfE) 697
How much vacation time does the virus get per annum? Seems to travel a lot.
Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2020 05:54 PM (RuIsu) 698
"A member of the White House press corps has a 'suspected case' of the coronavirus, the White House Correspondents' Association [WHCA] confirmed to Fox News."
Well, who was it? Shouldn't reporters report? Remember, this is for the benefit of the public. National health crisis and the continuation of the human race and all. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 24, 2020 06:08 PM (6eEQ+) 699
Could some people please consider taking Oregon Muse's recent rant to heart and not respond to the trolls such as Seattle Slough?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM Heh, a commenter telling the owner of the blog to listen to his coblogger and not feed his trolls. Definitely living in weird times... Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 06:10 PM (Do5/p) 700
When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
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