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Red Greta Thunberg Says She May Have The 'Rona and Is Isolating With Her Antifa Father

I have a suspicion this is yet another publicity stunt.

Greta hasn't been getting headlines lately so boom, she thinks she has the 'Rona.

Greta Thunberg says she contracted coronavirus and is now in self-isolation

Teenage activist said her father, Svante, was also suffering from the disease

Pair believe they became infected while on a train tour of Europe this month

Thunberg said she had 'mild symptoms' but her father had more intense illness

It would not be proper to celebrate, because these grifters are almost certainly pulling a scam.

In related news, a member of the White House Press Corps might have The 'Rona.

Oh no!!!

A member of the White House press corps has a "suspected case" of the coronavirus, the White House Correspondents' Association [WHCA] confirmed to Fox News.

"We have been informed that one of our colleagues has a suspected case of COVID-19," the WHCA announced in a letter sent to members on Monday. "The individual was at the White House on March 9, 11, 16 and 18. We encourage all journalists who were at the White House during this time period to review public health guidance, consult their medical professionals and take the appropriate next steps."

The WHCA added that it has been in contact with the reporter's news organization as well as the office of the White House physician.

"As we have said since this crisis began, our priority is to ensure that we can maintain a healthy pool to provide coverage of the president," the letter continued.

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Posted by: Ace at 04:14 PM




Comments

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1 I so don't care.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:13 PM (axyOa)

2 That's too bad

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (kOpft)

3 who cares

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (ONvIw)

4 I was first and made a semi-cogent comment.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (axyOa)

5 Greta T gets CCP Lung AIDS and Dow goes up 2093 points.

Coincidence?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (9t0Zz)

6 Quiet in here.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (axyOa)

7 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: non entity at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (B+t5k)

8 David Hogg is kicking himself right now that he didn't think of claiming he had Wuhan Flu first.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (D2IX6)

9 This is child abuse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (QrImU)

10 My 'rona!

Posted by: Demedia at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (Eicbe)

11 We should prepare ourselves for how the chinese flu is destroying the environment i guess.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (hr5kG)

12 Shame on you! Shame on you, China!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (SENHs)

13 "It would not be proper to celebrate, because these grifters are almost certainly pulling a scam."

Nice.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (El6T/)

14 I rate this to be a complete falsehood. She does not have Bat Soup Flu.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (JRaU+)

15 My sole comment on this topic on this topic follows:

Who gives a rat's ass?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (Boy/L)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

17 It is not even fun to mock her anymore. Kind of feels like mocking the one anti-war woman during the Bush years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (QrImU)

18 And then our response to the China Flu is also destroying the environment.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (hr5kG)

19 Brought this on yourself.

If you'd a stayed home and went to school like all the other kids, you'd not be in this situation.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

20 How soon will we hear from whatshisname, the school shooting "survivor"? He can't be one-upped.


I'm actually happy I've forgotten his name.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (ptqGC)

21 No WH presser today?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (El6T/)

22 Gotta keep the 'tard in the limelight, Daddys bank account depends on it.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (2ygtH)

23 I have a suspicion this is yet another publicity stunt.
++++++++++++++
:: shakes magic 8 ball ::
:: waits ::
:: taps lens to clear bubbles ::
:: Outlook Good ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (e/H31)

24 "I may have had Covid19 and survived"

Now at CB's Teeshirt Factory!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (7ZMbn)

25 She should be in school. Learning things.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (Eicbe)

26 The latest thing in decorating

wall to wall Smollett

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (rpxSz)

27 Attention whore's gotta attention whore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (trdmm)

28 It is known that Kung Flu likes hot air in lungs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (SENHs)

29 She is as emotionally stable as a child star and her parents have all the compassion of stage parents.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (D2IX6)

30 Did anyone tell Greta that a great way to pick up exciting pathogens is to do a huge amount of international travel?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (e/H31)

31 Gaia is angry!

Posted by: Pie-Faced Child Oracle at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (H5knJ)

32 It's very tempting to say a great many things. I will continue to resist.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (E+OcO)

33 23 I have a suspicion this is yet another publicity stunt.
++++++++++++++
:: shakes magic 8 ball ::
:: waits ::
:: taps lens to clear bubbles ::
:: Outlook Good ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (e/H31)

Mine says 'No shit.'

Where did I get this thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (QrImU)

34 There was a Town Hall from the White House on Fox earlier...

Trump didn't use the script I laid out for him.

I'm pissed.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (mrrpT)

35 I've got the Coronavirus, too!

Posted by: That one minor character actor from that mid level sitcom you vaguely remember from 15 yrs ago at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (Geoni)

36 I'm going to bat for the 4 Lesions Fru

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (rpxSz)

37 Camera Hogg

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (r1kPE)

38 SECOND!!!!

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (Dhht7)

39 Town hall thinggy in lieu of briefing, I'm guessing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (El6T/)

40 It is not even fun to mock her anymore. Kind of feels like mocking the one anti-war woman during the Bush years.

Cindy Sheehan has WuFlu?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (9t0Zz)

41 Semi-willowed:

How many people did Nancy Pelosi kill with her partisan Democrat obstruction of the Coronavirus relief bill?

If people vote for a Democrat for Congress, they are voting for Nancy Pelosi.

Spread the word, far and wide. A vote for a Democrat is a vote in favor of people who are willing to kill Americans for their own crass partisan Democrat benefit.
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (NiXyF)


We need to attack the D's mercilessly along this line. Now.

Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (NiXyF)

42 WhyTF would she be out touring around Europe during an outbreak? Why isn't she in school?!?

Posted by: TheHoser at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (IDjUx)

43 At least some good is coming out of this - entering the country illegally is now - Shock! - Illegal!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (trdmm)

44 Oh, good. I was wondering how Greta was doing. The whole world waits of news with baited breath. Fuck this virus. The only way to cure it is by collapsing the worlds economy and trillions of dollars of wealth transfer from first world to third world countries. So sayeth the 16 year old who knows fucking everything.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (dNzKv)

45 I'm actually happy I've forgotten his name.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (ptqGC)


David Hogg Head ?

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (qVyOY)

46 Gee, Greta's gettin' "thirsty" as the kids say nowadays!

*Insert my kid cringing

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (bDqIh)

47 I may have had Covid19 and survived"

Now at CB's Teeshirt Factory!


Posted by: Cannibal Blob


Change it to "Chinese Flu" and put me down for three.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (2ygtH)

48 Hahaha

Are white people using "the rona" now?

Hahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (41rs/)

49 Who gives a fvck? I certainly don't.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (JUOKG)

50 Does COVID-19 hit celebrities in 3s as well?

So first Greta, then next we'll hear camera Hogg has it and then who?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (Do5/p)

51 How care you!

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (8B6Ng)

52 How dare she?!!!!!!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (r+sAi)

53 Glad to hear she is isolating.

Posted by: USA at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (lE2nd)

54 Gee, I hope she didn't infect any of her schoolmates!

OH RIGHT, she doesn't go to school any more because she's a professional activist.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (bDqIh)

55

Related:

That overrated fool celery, Idris Ilba, said AIDS is nature's way of disapproving of homos.

Wait, that's not what he said. Idris said pretty much the same thing, though: This chinese virus is the planet's reaction to humans.

Idris says the planet is not happy with what the humans are doing and now, I guess, he thinks Earth is gonna killz all humanz.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (N52Qh)

56 If I get 'Rona, rather than brag about it I'd just very quietly start drafting a list of people I'm gonna cough on.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (axyOa)

57 Gee, what a shame.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (dUJdY)

58 Change it to "Chinese Flu" and put me down for three.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (2ygtH)


Pair it with some kind of Pinochet Air Services combo, and I'm in.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (qVyOY)

59 We should all pray for Greta as the Lord commands us to care for children...the press corps I will have to work on.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (lZ9yI)

60 Greta either had to announce she had the China

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (M98pX)

61 Less than half of me: Very sorry to hear that. Get better!

More than half of me: Go hug a tree!! How dare you want modern meds that come ultimately from oil!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (QMwOT)

62 David Hogg is kicking himself right now that he didn't think of claiming he had Wuhan Flu first.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (D2IX6)


Actually, he's already played that card. But, it was his dad who has it or something, not him. Too much of a coward I imagine. But yeah, it was on his twatter a few days back. As you can guess, it was gaining a lot of sympathy.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (8B6Ng)

63 I have a suspicion this is yet another publicity stunt.

Well, I guess it worked. I had not thought about that spastic little commie retard for weeks until someone mentioned her in another thread.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (DTX3h)

64

Nice gif, Ace!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (N52Qh)

65 Clearly the Trumpvirus was caused by climate warmening.

Posted by: McLurkerson at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (dmWPe)

66 David Hogg has deep thoughts:

"It's been 2 years since we marched. Since then we've done a multitude of things, but today we're launching March For Our Lives #OURPOWER campaign. Social distancing is important, so we're taking action digitally in this time of uncertainty. Text......" blah blah blah

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

67
Yo Greta, should have stuck with autism.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (G51Gf)

68 Hoax.

Posted by: Fortcoins at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (JbL9Q)

69

Self isolation for the next decade or two would be the best thing for her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (3Hp/M)

70 That Poor Child!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (BiNEL)

71
You're welcome world.

Posted by: Coronavirus at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (PtOP4)

72 Here you go, Greta...

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

73 The other option Greta had was to announce she is transitioning.

Which will be next.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (M98pX)

74 Shame she's not going through one of her "selective mutism" phases because then we wouldn't have to hear about it. . .

Is it 'feed a cold, starve a fever' or the reverse? She'll starve it, whatever the case.

(Wow, I am feeling catty! Rowr)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (bDqIh)

75 56
If I get 'Rona, rather than brag about it I'd just very quietly start drafting a list of people I'm gonna cough on.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (axyOa)


Washington, DC is that-a-way.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (D2IX6)

76 Red Greta Thunberg Says She May Have The 'Rona and Is Isolating With Her Antifa Father


Play with me daddy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (FZxI4)

77 So first Greta, then next we'll hear camera Hogg has it and then who?

Nathan Phillips, the Native American who lied about going to Vietnam, and about being menaced by a teenager.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (9t0Zz)

78 55, Idris Elba or whatever is mimicking The Matrix - have these people never had an original thought?

Posted by: rammajamma at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (lZ9yI)

79 Do trains not pollute? How eco-responsible is it to "tour" on one? How DARE she??!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (dfRN6)

80 Am I supposed to feel bad?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (5bxa0)

81
Please remember, greta is a sickly child and so are her parental units. They have a horrible diet and, therefore, terribly weak immune systems.

So. fuck 'em.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (N52Qh)

82 Is rooting for the virus acceptable in this case?

Posted by: McLurkerson at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (dmWPe)

83 The left would like us to stay in this perpetual WUHAN state since it means...

Unbridled government control / spending / citizen dependency
More bike paths / less pollution / abolition of cars
Nationalizing Industry
Justify flailing media types

Posted by: Winston at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (RyWXu)

84 66 David Hogg has deep thoughts:

"It's been 2 years since we marched. Since then we've done a multitude of things, but today we're launching March For Our Lives #OURPOWER campaign. Social distancing is important, so we're taking action digitally in this time of uncertainty. Text......" blah blah blah

They're...marching, digitally?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (KxVoZ)

85 Mandatory quarantine for all members of the White House Correspondents' Association. Now! For the public good! For the children!

The Dry Tortugas sounds like a good and appropriate spot for them.

Posted by: Stu-22 at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (kZT36)

86

I only care if they were close to Trump's team.
They should stop human presence at these now.

Go all virtual.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (vEIlU)

87 Help me 'Rona
Help, help me 'Rona
Help me 'Rona
Help, help me 'Rona
Help me 'Rona
Help, help me 'Rona
Help me 'Rona
Help, help me 'Rona
Help me 'Rona
Help, help me 'Rona
Help me 'Rona
Help, help me 'Rona
Help me 'Rona yeah
Get her out of my life!

Posted by: The Bitch Boys at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (+y/Ru)

88 Has Weird Al done another spoof yet on My Sharona but this time made it My Corona?

He should get on it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (CjFDo)

89 61 Less than half of me: Very sorry to hear that. Get better!

More than half of me: Go hug a tree!! How dare you want modern meds that come ultimately from oil!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (QMwOT)

I have mentioned songs pop in my head at random things. Your comment prompted this one:

https://tinyurl.com/vm3vo2d

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (QrImU)

90 One journalist down, all the rest to go. Hope it was Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (Jje73)

91 is it time to throw this virgin into a volcano yet?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (8D42x)

92 White House Press Corp gets the Beijing Bug.

Heh.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (QMwOT)

93 "It's been 2 years since we marched.

March yourself off a cliff you little turd.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (dUJdY)

94 If I get 'Rona, rather than brag about it I'd just very quietly start drafting a list of people I'm gonna cough on.

Posted by: Diogenes


I'm gonna check the birth records in 9 months for any named Ka'Rona Vyress.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (FZxI4)

95 Digital marching burns zero calories, I hope they know.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (KxVoZ)

96 73 The other option Greta had was to announce she is transitioning.

Which will be next.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (M98pX)


Heh. My mother thinks that "she" already has.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (DTX3h)

97 Wait, that's not what he said. Idris said pretty much the same thing, though: This chinese virus is the planet's reaction to humans.

Idris says the planet is not happy with what the humans are doing and now, I guess, he thinks Earth is gonna killz all humanz.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (N52Qh)

If you look back to Medieval Days, Europe was full of those claiming that any pestilence was God's Wrath on the Wicked. At least they believed in a vengeful God, so in their worldview it made a kind of sense. Idris Elba has decided that "The Earth" is his own personal god of vengeance, even though he doesn't believe in any god. Oh yeah that makes sense.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (trdmm)

98 Joe Biden, Mr. Invisible And Irrelevant, might have to claim COVID status soon.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (EYsyU)

99 Has Weird Al done another spoof yet on My Sharona but this time made it My Corona?

He should get on it!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March




Yes, we should piss the gods off even more.

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (HALdu)

100 As surely as man is changing the Earth's climate, I have Corona.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (dNzKv)

101 In most places if one team member tests positive, the whole team gets put in quarantine. Can't we just dump the entire WH Press Corps?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (VpIIl)

102 M-m-m-my Carona!

Posted by: infected journalist at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (o8/yZ)

103 Idris is being punished for his performance in "Prometheus"

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (rpxSz)

104 LOL..msnbc tweeted that the chinese virus was going to kill 50% of the Countries population.


They later changed the tweet to read it was going to infect 50% of the Country.


Hundreds of thousands of retweets for the tweet that said 50% of our population was going to be killed by the virus.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (JUOKG)

105 93 "It's been 2 years since we marched.

March yourself off a cliff you little turd.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (dUJdY)

LOL! Feeling better today?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (5bxa0)

106 LOL get fucked you stupid vapid shrieking attention seeking #metoo lunatic brain damaged teenage fascist loving bitchbag.

Was that too unpolitically correct?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Suffering From Climate Change at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (+dsLj)

107 is it time to throw this virgin into a volcano yet?
Posted by: SturmToddler


One reason why it won't work.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (FZxI4)

108 Why won't they identify this heroic firefighter?

You damn well know that one of these dirtbags would out any member of the Trump administration if they got it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (ZLI7S)

109 Has Weird Al done another spoof yet on My Sharona but this time made it My Corona?

He should get on it!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March


Z Dogg MD did.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (dNzKv)

110 That poor, diseased child....

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (zr5Kq)

111 Please let the media toad be Acosta!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (bkUtD)

112 It's criminal how these celebutards exploit this horrible illness for attention-whoring. People who have bad WuFlu cases are legitimately suffer___. Greta is a ghoul.

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (d6Zcu)

113 106

it's not wrong.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (PbpT7)

114 I would like the no symptom wuhu flu myself. Then I could strut about town like king of ha ha land with all my antibodies throwing a festival for Paolo Day.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (r+sAi)

115 So 361,000 "likes" for this post on Twatter:

"I'm sorry but if people such as fast food and grocery store workers are considered to be "essential workers" during a global pandemic then they deserve way more than $15 a fucking hour"

Supposedly 361,000 "likes" for saying that burger flippers deserve more than $15/hr. Because they work during flu season.

I'm all for suggesting maybe the fast food and grocery stores giving their people a little bonus as a thank you.

But, I don't think these twats on Twatter realize that the better solution is to automate more of these people out of a job. Robots have zero worry of death due to virus.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (Do5/p)

116 Greg or Greta?

Movies Ed Wood Almost Made

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (KxVoZ)

117
btw, if I stuck a key into an outlet, the electrocution I felt is my house's way of telling me not to do that. And that's true!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (N52Qh)

118 Hey Idris, the Earth created Sickle Cell Anemia. Tell us what the Earth was saying with that one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (trdmm)

119 alcoholics are immune to 4 Lesions Fru

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (rpxSz)

120 someday thunberg is going to be doing hardcore with kathy griffin

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (HALdu)

121 I think someone linked this already, but you gotta laugh.
Kind of like holding RBG up and moving her mouth with strings.

Joe-mentum: Atlantic contributor urges Joe Biden to 'stay alive' if only as a 'corporeal presence'

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (vEIlU)

122 They're...marching, digitally?
Posted by: Guy Smiley
........

Hogg: Hey, Mom! Lookit me! I'm marching!

Hogg's Mom yells down basement stairs: "Looks like you're hanging out on the computer like you do every other day"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (CjFDo)

123
Has Weird Al done another spoof yet on My Sharona but this time made it My Corona?


No but he dunked on Madonna yesterday for her fried fish song.

Posted by: Coronavirus at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (PtOP4)

124 "If you do nothing to stop Global Warming, young people like me will be dead in 12 years."

-- Greta Thunberg

"Let me see if I can beat that."

-- The 'Rona

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (PbpT7)

125 115. I wonder if that person has a cushy, non-essential job at a university? If so, by her logic, should non-essential people have to take part of their salary and give it to the essentials?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (JRaU+)

126 The other option Greta had was to announce she is transitioning.

From a strange child into a 17-year-old girl? Honestly, I think that's great.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (jyVW0)

127 Who's to say Greta von Thule didn't really create the WuHan Virus?

Time to quarantine the whole White House press pool, they might all be infected. Send them to Gitmo to recover.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (qQgfA)

128 >>So first Greta, then next we'll hear camera Hogg has it and then who?


I stumbled onto this, and --- well, it will make you hate so-called celebrities. Just scroll down, because everyone who thinks they are someone is broadcasting their 'Rona status and opinions.

https://twitter.com/pagesix

Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh)

129 up against the wall, Gerta

Posted by: x at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (nFwvY)

130 Biden does another stellar interview.

https://tinyurl.com/txmlysp

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (cF8AT)

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (cF8AT)

131 So another commie shill may have contracted to the Great Long March Virus?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (BiNEL)

132 Little girls with 'roid rage. Interesting.

Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (RuIsu)

133 so what's the tie-in between China Flu and climate change? I mean Groot's gotta come up with some angle to pimp

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (iTXRQ)

134 Greta T gets CCP Lung AIDS and Dow goes up 2093 points.



Coincidence?

---

Second look at throwing virgins into volcanoes?

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (kOpft)

135 The 'Rona
Posted by: ace at March




YORO

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (HALdu)

136 Hogg, in the near future, sends out notice for a mass anti 2a rally and finds half his bros bought ARs during the Chinkflu crisis.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (C1Lsn)

137 pelosi has backed down on her stimulus bill and agreed to have a voice vote on the Senate bill.


Seems even she can't take the heat from what she was pushing.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (JUOKG)

138 50
Does COVID-19 hit celebrities in 3s as well?



So first Greta, then next we'll hear camera Hogg has it and then who?
---------------------

I vote for Alyssa Milano. Or Cher. Or...dammit, too many to choose from.

Posted by: Stu-22 at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (kZT36)

139 Traum said he likes salt on his steaks. Salt is sodium chloride. Drano has sodium hydroxide in it, do you think it would be a good substitute?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (dNzKv)

140
LOL..msnbc tweeted that the chinese virus was going to kill 50% of the Countries population.


They later changed the tweet to read it was going to infect 50% of the Country.


Hundreds of thousands of retweets for the tweet that said 50% of our population was going to be killed by the virus.

Posted by: Mr. Scott




For poops and laughter, you have a timeline on this?
Because it sounds like a certain Fake News outlet was trying to manipulate the stock market, possibly.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (N52Qh)

141 Hundreds of thousands of retweets for the tweet that said 50% of our population was going to be killed by the virus.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)


Depending on which half...I can kinda get behind that.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (2ygtH)

142 >>>Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.



How much flour did her husband use to find the wet spot?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (bkUtD)

143 Said the other day the virus fear mongering has global warmers beat by 11 months and 3 weeks for the end of the world predictions.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (ZCEU2)

144 She's transitioning entirely into one of the girls from Skyrim, hopefully that one selling flowers in Windhelm.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

145 "It would not be proper to celebrate, because these grifters are almost certainly pulling a scam."

ISWYDT! And, I love it.

Posted by: Parker at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (zV/fi)

146 I'm sorry but if people such as fast food and grocery store workers are considered to be "essential workers" during a global pandemic then they deserve way more than $15 a fucking hour"

-

Ha. I wonder how many grocery stores would be open if the bag boy was pulling down $15/hour.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (41rs/)

147 My O'Rona?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (qQgfA)

148 LOL! Feeling better today?

Yes. Can you tell?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (dUJdY)

149 But saw some guy saying WH briefing on for 5:30EDT. Guess we'll see.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (El6T/)

150 I can get it, he can get it
She can get it, we can get it
They can get it, you can get it
Oh, let's get it
Can you get it, baby
I can get it, he can get it
She can get it, we can get it
They can get it, you can get it
Oh, let's get it
Can you get it, baby

Posted by: The Bitch Boys at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (+y/Ru)

151 I dont know how autocucumber changed trump into traum, but here we are.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (dNzKv)

152 137. Had she stuck to purely economic issues, such as a social security increase and a medicare/medicaid increase, it may have worked.

Adding diverse corporate boards seemed a bridge too far.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (JRaU+)

153 I'm gonna check the birth records in 9 months for any named Ka'Rona Vyress.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (FZxI4)


Omg. I just choked on a handful of peanuts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

154 LOL, OT.

The Sean Spicier account still making libs heads explode.

https://tinyurl.com/wg3poce

Seriously funny. It's the reactions that take the cake.

'You FIRST': Sean Spicier's tweets on Nancy Pelosi, Coronavirus Relief Bill, and the Chinese-loving-media cause Lefties to IMPLODE

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (vEIlU)

155 148 LOL! Feeling better today?

Yes. Can you tell?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (dUJdY)

Yes... And good

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (5bxa0)

156 Turns out her "10 years" prediction was a tad over-optimistic.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:27 PM (m45I2)

157 Hogg's Mom - "Make sure you wash your hands when you're done sweety, you know how messy they get.
And stay away from any girls that might give you something unpleasant!
You're such a hero, we wouldn't want anything to happen to you!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (e284m)

158 Look at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (N9G0H)

159 So four billion dead?

Well if you Dem math on gun violence, it could happen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (qQgfA)

160 Hey! (Hey!)
Ho! (Ho!)
Skype delays have got to go!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (KxVoZ)

161 The press?

Maybe they'll die.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (T8HPM)

162 Pallets, man. Shit tons of flour.

Posted by: Ben Domench at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (r1kPE)

163 I name my baybay vyrus cause she deadly!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (KZzsI)

164

That overrated fool celery, Idris Ilba, said AIDS is nature's way of disapproving of homos.

Wait, that's not what he said. Idris said pretty much the same thing, though: This chinese virus is the planet's reaction to humans.

Idris says the planet is not happy with what the humans are doing and now, I guess, he thinks Earth is gonna killz all humanz.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip


Embrace the healing power of "and"

Nature is a bitch and always, everywhere, trying to kill us all.

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (SFOr6)

165 Somebody spank the meep out of her....but not dad.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (6YzHn)

166 This is mother Gaia getting back at smug scoldness.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (pw+jk)

167 I am betting part of this is a stunt. Maybe one of them is sick but I don't care, either.


Had a doc appointment today. They hustled me in, made me wash hands, take my weight, wash hands (why?), back into a room. Everything was done in a room. I never saw anyone else waiting or in rooms. My car was the only one in the lot when I came in. Led me out a side door that led right into the parking lot. Weirdest thing.

My doc is cool, though. He gets it. I asked how it was going and he said "It's been batshit crazy!". I laughed. He's a funny guy.

No virus for me. Allergies and blocked up ears.


What? Huh?

Posted by: turambar at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (Gylu/)

168 Maybe she can give a speech at the UN on the evils of eating bats.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (+lVUW)

169 If I get 'Rona, rather than brag about it I'd just very quietly start drafting a list of people I'm gonna cough on.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (axyOa)

----------
You should be beyond the draft phase by now

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (NiFkv)

170 Hundreds of thousands of retweets for the tweet that said 50% of our population was going to be killed by the virus.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)

Even Black Death did not hit 50%. Maybe in some areas, and Pnuemonic was a fucking death sentence (98% fatal, IIRC) but it burned itself out too quickly by killing everyone in the small area.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (QrImU)

171 Sweet Heyzooz, Joe Biden is completely senile.

He isn't speaking coherently any more.

Just a human Democrat talking point, mixed with jibberish.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (sy5kK)

172 Idris said pretty much the same thing, though: This chinese virus is the planet's reaction to humans.

To be fair, most human cultures learned these lessons eons ago.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (gHCnG)

173 Don't environazis say that viruses like this are simply gaia's way to purge the true virus, humans, from the planet?

So Greta and the rest of her ilk should be happy about this, right?

Or rather, I guess looking at the worldwide death count of 18,580 from a worldwide population of 7 billion (0.000265%), they're probably unhappy the death count is not higher.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (Do5/p)

174 "Pair believe they became infected while on a train tour of Europe this month"

So it was a wind powered train, right?

Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (MxEKc)

175

Hogg's Mom - "Make sure you wash your hands when you're done sweety, you know how messy they get.
And stay away from any girls that might give you something unpleasant!
You're such a hero, we wouldn't want anything to happen to you!"
Posted by: DamnedYankee


was I supposed to read that in Mrs. Cartman's voice?

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (SFOr6)

176 LOL..msnbc tweeted that the chinese virus was going to kill 50% of the Countries population.

-

50%

1/10000ths of 1%

Poe-tay-toe

Poe-tah-toe

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (41rs/)

177 Idris says the planet is not happy with what the humans are doing and now, I guess, he thinks Earth is gonna killz all humanz.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (N52Qh)

This seems to be the latest talking point from the SJW's who instead of being Godless have apparently embraced Gaia as their Goddess, Mother Earth also has a whole Green religious instruction manual written out. She just had to write it in 2019-2000. .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (WI7YS)

178 Pssst, Greta. Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon? We could isolate in the stratosphere.

Posted by: Falcon Heene at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (5bO5K)

179 I hear WiFi and other electronics can help to exasperate the virus..
So make sure to take way any devices they may have just so they may get better in their two weeks quarantine.

Make it three weeks JUST to make certain.

Posted by: Blanco at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (HltPS)

180 91 is it time to throw this virgin into a volcano yet?

No, daddy already spared me that one.

Posted by: Regreta at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (Te9BZ)

181 Global warming kills the Beer Flu. Talk about a conflict of crisis opportunities.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (5IbVn)

182 lso: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.


*******

Will she deliver in time to take the baby to Grandpa's funeral?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (m45I2)

183 Svante.

With a name like that no wonder he ended up with a daughter like her.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (e284m)

184 Domenich, that was a waste of a shit ton of flour at a time of need.

You could have used sand or something. Jeesh.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (KxVoZ)

185 lso: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.

***********


Can she be sure it's hers?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (m45I2)

186 All this meanness and wishing ill. This is Not Who
We Are (TM)

#BeBetter

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (NWiLs)

187 Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-ChiCom 'rona.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (KnJdm)

188 But I will say I'm still trying to stay as isolated as I can and my boss.. oy vey... not taking it serious at all. Yesterday it was "only one person at a time in the building" and cutting hours. Went in this morning because I had to do some bank stuff and there were 3 people there, and one customer walked in with a check to pay his bill. My replacement gal got there at 10:00 so now 4 people in the building. She was NOT happy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (dUJdY)

189 Rona Barrett?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (xPl2J)

190 Covid-19 stats as of March 24, 2019:

Total number of infections in US: 52,878
Total number of deaths: 684
Total number of left-wing narcissists not getting the attention they deserve: 743,962

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (N9G0H)

191 Is autism a co-morbidity?

Posted by: Regular joe at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (6/uwW)

192 alcoholics are immune to 4 Lesions Fru

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 04:24
-----------------------
Working on it. Picked up 2 30 packs today.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (Dhht7)

193 >>My doc is cool, though. He gets it. I asked how it was going and he said "It's been batshit crazy!". I laughed. He's a funny guy.


If he starts doing limericks, run.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (ZLI7S)

194 Will she deliver in time to take the baby to Grandpa's funeral?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (m45I2)


Are we absolutely sure that asshole McCain is dead?

I would hate to have something ruin this recovery package.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (mrrpT)

195 March 24, 2019:= March 24, 2020

Let's do the time-warp again!

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (N9G0H)

196 #OURPOWER

-

Did Hogg comment on the gazillion rounds of ammo and guns sold in the last two weeks?

#FIREPOWER

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (41rs/)

197

It's certainly possible, and perhaps likely, greta is, too, a paid shill of the chinese govt.

Has she ever had a bad word to say about the world's #1 polluter?

Has greta ever made a plea for the chinese people who suffer each day?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (N52Qh)

198 LOL..msnbc tweeted that the chinese virus was going to kill 50% of the Countries population.





They later changed the tweet to read it was going to infect 50% of the Country.





Hundreds of thousands of retweets for the tweet that said 50% of our population was going to be killed by the virus.



Posted by: Mr. Scott







For poops and laughter, you have a timeline on this?

Because it sounds like a certain Fake News outlet was trying to manipulate the stock market, possibly.


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:26 P

---

Here is the time stamp on the tweet. I have no clue on how to post an actual tweet here but GP has the story.

10:18 AM · Mar 24, 2020

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (JUOKG)

199
was I supposed to read that in Mrs. Cartman's voice?

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (SFOr6)
of course - after all, Hogg is pretty much skinny Cartman.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (e284m)

200 184
Domenich, that was a waste of a shit ton of flour at a time of need.



You could have used sand or something. Jeesh.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (KxVoZ)
Talcum powder, also prevents bat wings

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (DjiZK)

201 178
Pssst, Greta. Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon? We could isolate in the stratosphere.

Posted by: Falcon Heene at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (5bO5K)

The flat-earthers need a new champion.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (KnJdm)

202 If conservatives have digital marches, will the AntiFags digitally attack them?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (KxVoZ)

203 ace you gonna do the Biden thing? I didn't see it, but heard it had some predictably hilarious moments. Well, pathetic and hilarious, at the same time.

Purely from the gamesmanship/sports perspective, the agony and disarray and despicable and pathetic nature of the Dems and their various satellite entities is hilarious.

Gallup has Trump at 60% approval on handling of viruscrisis. That'll go up.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (El6T/)

204 well he was in Prometheus, so,

he wasn't any more sane before,

Posted by: gaius martius at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (hMlTh)

205 In the words if The Greatest President Ever, "Gee, that's too bad."

Posted by: csmats at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (X5VFN)

206 186 All this meanness and wishing ill. This is Not Who
We Are (TM)

#BeBetter
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (NWiLs)

Blow it out your ass, Buddy. I bet you have enough toilet paper.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (QrImU)

207 If 160 million Americans are to become infected they better get a move on. Were not even at 50,000 yet.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (5IbVn)

208 Those who worship their man-made idea of a pristine Earth think Humanity has to die because they broke their scared bonds with Mother Earth.

They are truly mentally sick and it is in their ideology's wheelhouse to celebrate things like Ebola killing people.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (qQgfA)

209 Posted by: turambar at March 24, 2020 04:28 PM (Gylu/)

++++
Too funny.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (jSEze)

210 I want her for all myself and I will not share her brains with anyone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (qM84C)

211 Good news: McCain's pregnant. Bad news, Hunter's the father...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (2ygtH)

212

LOL!!!!

#TidePodGeneration

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus.

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (SFOr6)

213 506 Dow has biggest percentage gain 11.26% since...1933!

Up 2093.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (cF8AT)



Fox was bleating how difficult it would be to start back up. That's how difficult it is. Give business a hard fact, a date, and they are at the gate.
Bam.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (WrOkn)

214
I am announcing that I have not yet been tested. I hope you will respect my family's privacy during this difficult time of uncertainty. But please keep thinking and praying that it will not be necessary for me to undergo this ordeal.

I will continue to update you on my unchanging status.

Courage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (DYb+q)

215 Maybe Dad gave her the clap.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (o2MD2)

216 I'm gonna check the birth records in 9 months for any named Ka'Rona Vyress.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (FZxI4)

Omg. I just choked on a handful of peanuts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 2


Ditto.
Damned near gagged on that Hostess Twinkie

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (axyOa)

217 Trump needs to protect his home city of DC.

Trump needs to order the immediate immolation of the White House Press Corps. Fire isn't the best choice. It's the only choice.

He should also forgo the lengthy process of euthanizing them first.

For the greater good.

Out of an abundance of caution.

He must be there for the people of DC in these dark times.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (EQRLd)

218 Hogg will be next to claim teh lung aids.

Posted by: Bosk at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (9m9TT)

219 American exiting a Batman movie: "Damn, Ben Affleck sucks!"

Chinese person exiting a Batman movie: "For some reason, I'm hungry for soup!"

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (N9G0H)

220 Inserts evil laugh. A point or two. How did she and her father "catch" Kung Flu ? Why would she be burning Mother Gieas carbon to travel? Surely if her father gets "worse" she must refuse a respirator as they are made of evil plastic.
Seagoing weapons grade cunts the pair of them.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (k0Q8L)

221 Posted by: csmats


And bless his heart for that!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (2ygtH)

222 Data...Make it so.

Yes sir captain. Meep meep plaid.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (6YzHn)

223 Greta's a hyposcoldriac.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (KxVoZ)

224 Carbon pollutions are WAAAAAAY down because the world has ground to a halt from the virus. Greta should be happy she has it; a small sacrifice to Gaia on the altar of global warming prevention.

If she has it, I hope she and her dumb dad survive. But yeesh.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (hvf9s)

225 is it time to throw this virgin into a volcano yet?



No, daddy already spared me that one.


Posted by: Regreta at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM

---

Sadly that's probably true.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (JUOKG)

226 211
Good news: McCain's pregnant. Bad news, Hunter's the father...


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (2ygtH)

Good news: He won't be around for the child. Bad news: Meghan will.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (KnJdm)

227

Here is the time stamp on the tweet. I have no clue on how to post an actual tweet here but GP has the story.

10:18 AM Mar 24, 2020

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)



Thanks.

I think we have a strong case of Malicious Disinformation from NBC Fake News, here, along with an attempt to manipulate the stock market.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (N52Qh)

228 205 In the words if The Greatest President Ever, "Gee, that's too bad."

Posted by: csmats at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (X5VFN)

I hope no one asks Trump at the presser if he hear Romney's test came back negative.

"Gee...that's too bad."

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (cF8AT)

229 Ditto.
Damned near gagged on that Hostess Twinkie
Posted by: Diogenes


You need to start with a hot dog, trust me.

...Shep...

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (vd8XM)

230 pelosi has backed down on her stimulus bill and agreed to have a voice vote on the Senate bill.

-
With just the normal amount of waste, fraud, and abuse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (+y/Ru)

231 lmao rickb!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (dUJdY)

232 So first Greta, then next we'll hear camera Hogg has it and then who?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (Do5/p)
++++++++++++
Whatever dull-normal starfucker had the misfortune to join them in the world's homeliest menage?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (e/H31)

233 Trump should ban Eve try one from the WH that doesnt work there. Take question by phone or by Skype. libfucks want social distancing, give it to them.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (6qdAW)

234 I got a shitload of retweets out of this one;

My 8 year old daughter asked me why nobody in the media had the Coronavirus.

I told her "Sweetie, only human beings get sick from it"


https://tinyurl.com/w3v2o2w

Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (qAR6u)

235 Humming the Beach Boys song, "Wouldn't It Be Nice."

Woul d'nt it be nice if she got Ro - Na

AAAAnd we woul d'nt have her 'round no more.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (+fPHo)

236 The Sean Spicier account still making libs heads explode.

https://tinyurl.com/wg3poce

Seriously funny. It's the reactions that take the cake.


Wow, his comebacks are lethal! Very funny stuff.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (1+J19)

237 Omg. I just choked on a handful of peanuts.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 2





Ditto.

Damned near gagged on that Hostess Twinkie

Posted by: Diogenes



You people know that's a symptom, right?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (2ygtH)

238 This seems to be the latest talking point from the SJW's who instead of
being Godless have apparently embraced Gaia as their Goddess, Mother
Earth also has a whole Green religious instruction manual written out.
She just had to write it in 2019-2000. .
---

Gaia's kind of a pussy if kung flu is all she's got.

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (kOpft)

239

Idris Ebola

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (N52Qh)

240 I told her "Sweetie, only human beings get sick from it"


https://tinyurl.com/w3v2o2w
Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (qAR6u)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (QrImU)

241
Greta's a hyposcoldriac.

*polite, non-infectious cough*

Hyperscoldriac

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (7rVsF)

242 How much flour did her husband use to find the wet spot?

That disgusting joke has never made sense to me. I get the point, but have you guys ever seen a really fat person? They sweat a lot. Every fold would be "the wet spot".

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:36 PM (9t0Zz)

243 193, 204 Yeah he's a good guy and a great doc. Over the years we've built a pretty good rapport. He's always witty and always very dry with the humor. I like that. Today the batshit crazy line was quite funny. He said it totally serious and then gave a little smirk. You could see the eyes gleam with laughter, though. Hehe.

Posted by: turambar at March 24, 2020 04:36 PM (Gylu/)

244 For a virus as deadly as this flucker is supposed to be, I want to see some bodies lying in the street, preferably being chowed on by packs of feral dogs.

Here in Tejas, it's sunny, blue sky, and just about a perfect spring day outside. The kind of day that makes you want to bail for the afternoon if you're working.
The kind of day that makes you call your honey and suggest you head out to the lake for an afternoon cookout and some evening shenanigans, followed by things that David Hogg only imagines doing while dating his hand.

This ain't an 'end of the world' kind of day.

These assholes should have scheduled their panic to coincide with middle of winter to get the maximum dreary effect on the soul.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:36 PM (e284m)

245 7 trading days at half of today's and things are back to where they were. Democrat/media consortium looking for a new box of wrenches to throw in the gears.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 24, 2020 04:36 PM (C1Lsn)

246 Well, pathetic and hilarious, at the same time.

In many ways, this is the story of Biden

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:36 PM (KZzsI)

247 LOL!!!!

#TidePodGeneration

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus.
Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:32 PM (SFOr6)


Kek.

Posted by: Charles Darwin at March 24, 2020 04:36 PM (NiXyF)

248 Gaia's kind of a pussy if kung flu is all she's got.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (kOpft)

Yeah, Spanish Flu, now there was a Man's disease.

And he was half the man of granddad Bubonic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:37 PM (QrImU)

249 I could run a marathon digitally.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 24, 2020 04:37 PM (+y/Ru)

250
We went through the drive-through at Chic-fil-A this afternoon. I told them they were real patriots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (7rVsF)

251 214.
I will commision the carving of a statue in recognition of your brave stand.
Strength and Honor. "Salutes."

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (k0Q8L)

252 >>>That disgusting joke has never made sense to me. I get the point, but have you guys ever seen a really fat person? They sweat a lot. Every fold would be "the wet spot".


Meghan hides it really well.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (bkUtD)

253 249
I could run a marathon digitally.



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 24, 2020 04:37 PM (+y/Ru)

Let your fingers do the walking.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (KnJdm)

254 He should also forgo the lengthy process of euthanizing them first.


Hey, there's sick people who will need that propofol.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (WrOkn)

255 Jake Tapper at it again, interviewing one of his reporters on how many more ventilators and masks we would have if the government took over...

Only people in Washington and New York think that involving the government in the production of anything would increase output.

As for people in actual manufacturing states, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, etc. we can't stop rolling on the floor laughing at the concept.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (mrrpT)

256 I just realized George Micheal was dead.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (Qf83p)

257
Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.



How much flour did her husband use to find the wet spot?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (bkUtD)







No WONDER it's so tough to find flour at the grocery store now!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (EGyGV)

258

That disgusting joke has never made sense to me. I get the point, but have you guys ever seen a really fat person? They sweat a lot. Every fold would be "the wet spot".
Posted by: bonhomme


Simple. You poke the spot where the frothy dough rises.

Yeast? You see?

Try the veal, tip your waitresses.

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (SFOr6)

259 Charlotte in shutting down Thursday.

So it begins.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (hOMhY)

260 >>>A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus.



High-larious!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (bkUtD)

261
I'm all for rewarding the supermarket employees and food place people for working through this. And gas station employees.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (N52Qh)

262 Wash both of your hands both before and after you wash both of your hands. Both of you.

Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (RuIsu)

263 256 I just realized George Micheal was dead.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (Qf83p)

You going to be ok, man?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (QrImU)

264 LOL!!!!



#TidePodGeneration



A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus.
---

I've been dubious of government projections, but I have to admit, I hadn't considered the proliferation of stupid.

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (kOpft)

265 Gallup has Trump at 60% approval on handling of viruscrisis. That'll go up.



that is stratospheric

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (zr5Kq)

266 That disgusting joke has never made sense to me.

No, if it's disgusting, you got it.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (1+J19)

267 That disgusting joke has never made sense to me. I get the point, but have you guys ever seen a really fat person?
Posted by: bonhomme at March




not naked. have you?

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (HALdu)

268 Greta doesn't have COVID-19, just a common scold.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (m45I2)

269 It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.

It was kind of a bummer moment in that movie.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (Qf83p)

270 Just hope Toilet Bowl there didn't go and do another challenge - lick food at a store

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (qQgfA)

271 >>> Sweet Heyzooz, Joe Biden is completely senile.
He isn't speaking coherently any more. Just a human Democrat talking point, mixed with jibberish.

This is why people are floating the idea that Cuomo should run for preezy now. He's looked soooo presidential in his press conferences, dontcha know! If he can lead NYC so well on camera he can lead America. *rolls eyes*

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (hvf9s)

272 Ever notice that bra cups look curiously like face masks? Donate your bras, ladies. For the good of the country.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (KnJdm)

273 So, the navel would be like...

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (WrOkn)

274 I'm all for rewarding the supermarket employees and food place people for working through this. And gas station employees.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (N52Qh)

I agree.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (5IbVn)

275 I don't think Megan is THAT hefty, honestly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (KZzsI)

276 If the Dems steal the nomination from Biden will there be riots in Milwaulkee nursing homes?

Posted by: Regular joe at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (6/uwW)

277 Babe
I got you babe
A-ahh-choo babe

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

278 "We have been informed that one of our colleagues has a suspected case of COVID-19,"

Trump told 'em they were sitting too close. He done an told em.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (hOMhY)

279 A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus.

So, does that mean the kid won or lost the challenge?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (9t0Zz)

280 That disgusting joke has never made sense to me. I get the point, but have you guys ever seen a really fat person? They sweat a lot. Every fold would be "the wet spot".
Posted by: bonhomme at March




weirdly, the first time I heard that joke was from the fattest girl in my jr high.

now that I think about it, kind of hope it was not an offer.

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (HALdu)

281 Gov didn't do shit when we had the measles outbreak a couple years ago...get a political bug and he goes apeshit. Dems, proof we are descended from protozoa.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (2ygtH)

282 They're putting up pikes imported from China in the Rose Garden.

Think Trump is finally understanding politics.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (6YzHn)

283 I don't think Megan is THAT hefty, honestly.


*raises eyebrow

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (zr5Kq)

284 I just realized George Micheal was dead.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM (Qf83p)

You going to be ok, man?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Persevering to endeavour. English spelling.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (Qf83p)

285 It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.

It made sense to me. His job isn't to judge innocence and guilt. It doesn't matter. He's a fugitive, and the marshal's job is to bring him in. Courts decide guilt. It was the right call.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (KZzsI)

286 not naked. have you?
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (HALdu)

I saw a picture of one sitting on an ottoman once.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (trdmm)

287 No, wait. Turns out I was just beaten by an ugly stick.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (xPYsj)

288 >>>I don't think Megan is THAT hefty, honestly.


She had fine, milk-fed cans when she was younger and thinner. She's not a whale, but I despise her because she's so stupid and preachy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (bkUtD)

289 Funny how all these Elite China ass sniffers are getting the virus. Are they taking the bribe money in person?

Posted by: Mog Smash at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (CgFRV)

290 Humans are virus on the planet. Corona is just Earth fighting back!

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (dNzKv)

291 Carbon pollutions are WAAAAAAY down because the world has ground to a halt from the virus. Greta should be happy she has it; a small sacrifice to Gaia on the altar of global warming prevention.

If she has it, I hope she and her dumb dad survive. But yeesh.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:34 PM (hvf9s)


However, China has started ramping up production after only a couple weeks.........

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

292 >>>I saw a picture of one sitting on an ottoman once.



The furniture or the Turk?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (bkUtD)

293
That disgusting joke has never made sense to me. I get the point, but have you guys ever seen a really fat person?
Posted by: bonhomme


You're wrong about why this doesn't make sense.
Really fat women are just, literally, thousands of folds of skin. Therefore, it is almost impossible for the Flour to reach the "wet spot."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (N52Qh)

294 Ever notice that bra cups look curiously like face masks? Donate your bras, ladies. For the good of the country.
---

Pervert

Posted by: Japan at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (kOpft)

295 Sainthood revoked.

Posted by: A True Saint By Faith, Congregates With The Sinners at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (+nWCH)

296 I saw a picture of one sitting on an ottoman once.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March




sitting or stuck to it?

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (HALdu)

297 Couple of Biden interview videos...

https://tinyurl.com/ur7xrmd

https://tinyurl.com/ujqwlty

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (cF8AT)

298 So, does that mean the kid won or lost the challenge?
Posted by: bonhomme

Yes

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (vd8XM)

299 I've been dubious of government projections, but I have to admit, I hadn't considered the proliferation of stupid.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (kOpft)


The number of people voting for Obama for re-election is also indicative.

Sturgeon's Law applies: "90 percent of everything is crap."

Including people.

Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (NiXyF)

300 I don't think Megan is THAT hefty, honestly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (KZzsI)

She's just big boned.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (hOMhY)

301
Michael Hiltzik has an article at the LA Slimes claiming that the fuckwits who drank the fish tank cleaner took the drug that Trump has been touting and how dangerous it is for Trump to make these claims about drugs. The whole article is one giant lie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (3Hp/M)

302
Doesn't the entire press pool have to quarantine themselves for 14 days?

Posted by: MHK at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (iQIUe)

303 268
Greta doesn't have COVID-19, just a common scold.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (m45I2)

+++
Love it!

Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (jSEze)

304 HOW CAN WE GET THIS THING TO GINSBURG?

Posted by: vrf at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (8ZODY)

305 275 I don't think Megan is THAT hefty, honestly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (KZzsI)


Hefty is an understatement.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (WrOkn)

306 Greta doesn't have COVID-19, just a common scold.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (m45I2)



***

How dare you belittle this important tissue!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (axyOa)

307 Michael Hiltzik needs to drink the fish tank cleaner in the name of research

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (qQgfA)

308 if one WH reporter has the Chinese virus
shouldn't ALL.of them be quarantined?
maybe we should set up a special quarantine area for them
a happy fun quarantine camp

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (G546f)

309 Bet Greta doesn't really have the Virus.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (ZCEU2)

310 290 Humans are virus on the planet. Corona is just Earth fighting back!
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (dNzKv)
====

"That is correct, Miss Thunberg."

- Agent Smith

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (dfRN6)

311 willowed: 686

He mentioned it today in the town hall after Cuomo's tirade. I think it will become a meme if Cuomo keeps it up.
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (qe5CM)

I hope he mentioned the color coded triage plan too. Why is Zucker still employed? Also needs to point out Barbot's insistence that people could go celebrating the Lunar New Year with no changes of plans.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (ONvIw)

312 302


Doesn't the entire press pool have to quarantine themselves for 14 days?

Posted by: MHK at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (iQIUe)

That would be glorious. Put 'em on a conference call with a mute button.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (KnJdm)

313 Dow is way up,
Gold is way up too. ($75-$90/oz)

I always thought they moved in different directions?

Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (+0uDE)

314 The whole article is one giant lie
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (3Hp/M)


But..but He's a journalist. He can't lie.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (mrrpT)

315 269 It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.

It was kind of a bummer moment in that movie.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (Qf83p)

Say hello to the REAL legal system. Nobody at any level "cares' about actual guilt or innocence, they're just there to do their jobs, and hope a jury sorts it out.

It was the most true to life scene in the movie.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (trdmm)

316 Rule #1:

Everyone is an asshole

#1a:

Everyone is also an idiot.

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (N9G0H)

317 Window licker isn't stupid enough for The Current Year, where we have toilet lickers, and people eating fuckin' aquarium cleaner and then blaming Trumpz Liez for it.

Idiots. A degenerate country of ignorant, functionally braindead panicky droolers. They deserve an actual plague. Maybe I'll go on Twitter and tell people that putting battery acid on their genitals prevents the 'Rona, and try to abate the accretion of fatal stupidity in this country.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (EQRLd)

318 It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.



It made sense to me. His job isn't to judge innocence and guilt.
It doesn't matter. He's a fugitive, and the marshal's job is to bring
him in. Courts decide guilt. It was the right call.
---
Agreed. I liked the fact that the main conflict was between two 'good' guys, so you could sympathize with both.

Posted by: Japan at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (kOpft)

319 >>> 289 Funny how all these Elite China ass sniffers are getting the virus. Are they taking the bribe money in person?
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM

And it makes you wonder if there really is freaky "eyes wide shut" stuff going down with large gatherings of these folk.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (l6b3d)

320 268 Greta doesn't have COVID-19, just a common scold.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:39 PM (m45I2)

Golf clap

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

321
HOW CAN WE GET THIS THING TO GINSBURG?

Posted by: vrf
The dead are immune.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (2ygtH)

322 https://tinyurl.com/w3v2o2w
Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (qAR6u)
++++++++++++
I hope you're ashamed of yourself, Mr. Bear. Just look at the effect you're having on the "I just can't even" crowd:
@squishsmawmaw
Replying to @kbdabear and @KurtSchlichter
Your ignorance just shines!! Dehumanizing reporters is a bad look coupled with the fact that you are wrong anyway (not only humans get it) makes you look even worse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (e/H31)

323 guessing Trump's 4/12 comment was the driver for the upswing in the markets.

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (HALdu)

324 Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh)

How could she tell?

Posted by: johnd01 at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (ukNFU)

325 She's not a whale, but I despise her because she's so stupid and preachy.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:42 PM (bkUtD)

But mostly because of "my father".

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (hOMhY)

326 Shouldn't this ill-mannered whelp be in school getting an education?

Children should be seen and not heard.

Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (ATCV4)

327 308 if one WH reporter has the Chinese virus
shouldn't ALL.of them be quarantined?
maybe we should set up a special quarantine area for them
a happy fun quarantine camp
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (G546f)


Funemployment

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (SENHs)

328 56 If I get 'Rona, rather than brag about it I'd just very quietly start drafting a list of people I'm gonna cough on.
Posted by: Diogenes

that would be wrong
*makes list*

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (G546f)

329

Greta doesn't have COVID-19, just a common scold.
Posted by: Muldoon


Nice.

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (SFOr6)

330 We've got to find the ventilators to keep these people alive until they die from their other 2 or 3 conditions.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (mrrpT)

331 >>>>Say hello to the REAL legal system. Nobody at any level "cares' about actual guilt or innocence, they're just there to do their jobs, and hope a jury sorts it out.


Correct. Your name is on the warrant? Locked up. Take it up with the DA's Office who signed the paperwork.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (bkUtD)

332 And heard on radio the couple deciding they needed to take fish tank cleaner didn't have the virus, just that the media said they would so took it as a preventive measure.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (ZCEU2)

333 Rule #1:

Everyone is an asshole

#1a:

Everyone is also an idiot.

-
#1b:

Some are funny asshole idiots.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (+y/Ru)

334 Trump said that bleach was a good disinfectant. He also warned us not to touch our face because that's how the virus gets in. I touched my face, so i disinfected it with bleach. NOW I'M BLIND!! Trump is so irresponsible! Don't listen to anything he says!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (dNzKv)

335 >>Greta doesn't have COVID-19, just a common scold.

Heh. Not a novel coronavirus, just the naval(gazing) kind. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (bDqIh)

336 If Marie Yovanovich gets the virus, can we call it Masha 'Rona?

Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (POZBk)

337
So first Greta, then next we'll hear camera Hogg has it and then who?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen


Beto

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (aKsyK)

338 Ask greta which planet she likes the most other than Earth....then we'll go live there. Build a carbon black plant first thing.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (6YzHn)

339 What doesn't make any sense to me is why anybody who is disgusted by the wet spot joke would be posting @AoSHQ?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (o2MD2)

340 Wouldn't flour and "wetness" make paste?... Or is it play dough?

Neither sound like fun.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (pw+jk)

341 but I despise her because she's so stupid and preachy.

Yeah that's the problem with her. If she was a smart, sweet country girl she'd be fine. Its what's in her heart and her brain that's the problem, not her weight.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (KZzsI)

342 She's transitioning entirely into one of the girls from Skyrim, hopefully that one selling flowers in Windhelm.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM

I adopted that one!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (/+bwe)

343 LA County Sheriff shuts down strip clubs and gun stores. Where are rappers going to hang out now?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/smldfk7

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (9t0Zz)

344 That would be glorious. Put 'em on a conference call with a mute button.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (KnJdm)
++++++++++++
Please don't. It is not in the national interest to improve their ratings.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (e/H31)

345

You all realize that MegaanMcCain wears Industrial Strength Spanx, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (N52Qh)

346 269 It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.

It was kind of a bummer moment in that movie.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (Qf83p)

Say hello to the REAL legal system. Nobody at any level "cares' about actual guilt or innocence, they're just there to do their jobs, and hope a jury sorts it out.

It was the most true to life scene in the movie.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March




meh, that is not his job. you do not want the marshalls deciding if every fugitive they get assigned to capture is guilty.

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (HALdu)

347 Remember the photo of Greta and DiCaprio. Both were beaming.

Deflower her, he did. Maybe da da got $$$.

Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (WX+x0)

348 >>>But mostly because of "my father".



I assumed that was implied.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (bkUtD)

349 Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind

I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind

My, my, my, aye-aye, OH!

M - m - m - my Sharona!

You're welcome.
Now do the parody lyrics.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (+fPHo)

350 272
Ever notice that bra cups look curiously like face masks? Donate your bras, ladies. For the good of the country.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM (KnJdm)


Victoria's Secret has just introduced a new product line.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (D2IX6)

351 323 guessing Trump's 4/12 comment was the driver for the upswing in the markets.
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (HALdu)

I lean to that view. We still have hope if this ends quickly. If this is gonna go on for months, no way. But clearly Trump knows that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (trdmm)

352 If 5 kinds of cancer aren't putting RBG down doubt a virus will.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (ZCEU2)

353 I've been trying to figure out what the left mean by Trump is always lying at his pressers.

I went to George Conway's twitter feed. Disinfect afterwards.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (vEIlU)

354 >>> I saw a picture of one sitting on an ottoman once.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:41 PM (trdmm)

If we are not careful, CBD will punish us in the morning art thread again with that rich painter that hate-paints obese people. *shudders* Can't remember his name and am not bothering to look it up.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (hvf9s)

355 Greta doesn't have COVID-19, just a common scold.

++++++

How dare you belittle this important tissue!
Posted by: Diogenes


********

'Snot my fault!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (m45I2)

356 >>>Wouldn't flour and "wetness" make paste?... Or is it play dough?


Homemade condom, my friend!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (bkUtD)

357 Some are funny asshole idiots.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (+y/Ru)


The good ones are funny asshole Moron ('Ette) idiots.

Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (NiXyF)

358 Death toll LEAPS by 1 person today.

The Republic dies because we want it to.

Posted by: Washington Post Toasties at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (e284m)

359 Is it a fact that Greta's father is a member of Antifa?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

360 HOW CAN WE GET THIS THING TO GINSBURG?
Posted by: vrf at March 24, 2020 04:43 PM (8ZODY)


Just hop on the 3:10 to Ginsburg.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

361 324 I was pondering that as well and wondering how best to ask. Thank you for asking for me. Heh.

No, really. How can she tell? She has become a bit rotund.

Posted by: turambar at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Gylu/)

362 guessing Trump's 4/12 comment was the driver for the upswing in the markets.

An 11% gain, yeah, it was a big comment.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (EYsyU)

363 Megan McCain.

Gives me a migraine.

Weight gain.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Qf83p)

364 Jock straps look like face masks too. Just don't get a used done.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (+0AKE)

365 meh, that is not his job. you do not want the marshalls deciding if every fugitive they get assigned to capture is guilty.
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:47 PM (HALdu)

James Comey thought it was his job. Or his Divine Commission from On High, I was never sure which.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (trdmm)

366 Is it a fact that Greta's father is a member of Antifa?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (Uu+Jp)


Member? Not sure.

Paying supporter (wore a t-shirt along with the rest of his family supporting them), yes.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

367 #LearnToCovid.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (Ndje9)

368 Ginsburg has survived enough cancer to kill 10 men. Covid ain't shit to her immune system.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (dNzKv)

369 I adopted that one!

Sofie I think. I do feel especially bad for her, she's so pathetic and is obviously going to be found dead huddled in a corner one day if you don't give her a home.

That little boy running errands and sleeping on the floor of the tavern in Dawnstar always tugs at my heartstrings too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (KZzsI)

370 Haven't seen bleach at the store since this started.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2)

371 Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.



Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh)
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i wonder how much flour was wasted before they finally got it right?


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (vwf8z)

372 a First Amendment reminder:the government cannot infringe on your right to peaceably assemble.

Posted by: artemis at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (AwPyG)

373 When my daughter was in middle school the choir she was in went to a retirement center to perform. I went along as a chaperone. They sang in the dining room, where the residents were having their meal. One of the aides told me they had to keep an eye on this one old fellow in a wheelchair, who after every meal would go around and take the used silverware off the tables and put them in his lap. So I watched him while kids were performing and sure enough, he wheeled around collecting them all, with a shit-eating grin on his face, like he was really getting away with something. That guy reminds me of Biden.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (jSEze)

374 I lean to that view. We still have hope if this ends quickly. If this is gonna go on for months, no way. But clearly Trump knows that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March




Even if they move the date back, if it is tied to logic and reason, the markets are ok with that, just not the who knows bs.

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (HALdu)

375 Edgy.

Well played Ace.

Would it be cool if I didn't care if you and yours got this?

Is that really where we are?

Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (IJG6N)

376 btw, has gushka checked in?
the other day he said he got the chicrud

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (G546f)

377 Damn, I wish I still had my sewing machine! I have all the time in the world! I could be making some kick ass masks right now. With some bling added of course.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (dUJdY)

378 Gun stores closed?

How the hell will I get my new Corona-15 Virus Assault rifle?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (e284m)

379 An 11% gain, yeah, it was a big comment.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (EYsyU)
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Thank Obama.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (Eicbe)

380 Gaia worshipers crack me up.

Don't they realize they worship something that is trying to KILL THEM?

Earthquakes, Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Viruses, Diseases, Predator Animals,

Hell, the Ocean! Its constantly trying to kill you.

Truthfully, its US against IT!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (NgKpN)

381 Carbon pollutions are WAAAAAAY down because the world has ground to a
halt from the virus. Greta should be happy she has it; a small
sacrifice to Gaia on the altar of global warming prevention.



With all their dancing around about Dolphins in Venice, clear skies and nature taking back the planet, all within the space of 30 days, the whole "we've got 4 years left" kind of thing just fell flat on its face, no?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (8B6Ng)

382 That would be glorious. Put 'em on a conference call with a mute button.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (KnJdm)


and have someone drawing crap all over their faces, like clown hats, horns, dark clouds, drool...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (vEIlU)

383 372
a First Amendment reminder:the government cannot infringe on your right to peaceably assemble.


Posted by: artemis at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (AwPyG)
As long as you get the required permits beforehand of course.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (e284m)

384 Patient: give me the quinine medicine.
Doctor: it hasn't been approved yet.

Patient: when will it be approved?
Doctor: maybe tomorrow.

Patient: give me the quinine medicine.
Doctor: it's against the law.

Patient: the president said I could have it.
Doctor: it's against the law.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (WrOkn)

385

Posted by: Seattle Slough

STFU, dunce.

You dink, you're on the internet all day wishing all your political enemies would be killed, even before this Chinese virus.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (N52Qh)

386 375
Edgy.



Well played Ace.



Would it be cool if I didn't care if you and yours got this?



Is that really where we are?

Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (IJG6N)

You read the content? Noob.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (KnJdm)

387 >>Is it a fact that Greta's father is a member of Antifa?

IIRC, the Antifa t-shirt Greta was wearing in a photograph was borrowed from her mom. Her actress mom is a bigtime environmental activist, and received some enviro group's Activist of the Year award less than a year before Greta started her crusade.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (bDqIh)

388 Would it be cool if I didn't care if you and yours got this?

Is that really where we are?
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (IJG6N)
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I'd guess you already don't.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (Eicbe)

389 >>>ace you gonna do the Biden thing? I didn't see it, but heard it had some predictably hilarious moments. Well, pathetic and hilarious, at the same time.

I keep meaning to. Thanks for reminding me.

i have so many tabs open I lose things.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (PbpT7)

390 Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (IJG6N)

Your concern status is beyond noted. And besides it's just a JOKE man! Jokes are just jokes bro.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (CsBL2)

391 btw, has gushka checked in?
the other day he said he got the chicrud
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (G546f)


oh, wow. I did not see that. Last I saw she was going to get checked out because friend (? associate??_) had it.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (zr5Kq)

392 Oh dear Lord.....now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.


There isn't a known virus on the planet that can live that long without a host.


It's like they want to tank the economy.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (JUOKG)

393 James Comey thought it was his job. Or his Divine Commission from On High, I was never sure which.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March



I agree with your thought that there are too many who do not care about guilt or innocence working for the prosecution.

Just not that it is everybody's job.

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (HALdu)

394 Pair it with some kind of Pinochet Air Services combo, and I'm in.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (qVyOY)

A nice khaki jumpsuit, with a patch on the chest pocket, and "Pinochet Air Services" embroidered on the back would be way cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (miJU3)

395 >>>Would it be cool if I didn't care if you and yours got this?


Like we'd care if you didn't care.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (bkUtD)

396 Dems now running a $6 million campaign saying how Trump failed to provide leadership on the coronavirus issue. LMFAO. You go girl.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (VpIIl)

397 Someone should remind Greta that this COVID-19 situation is all her fault.

Since China is the world's #1 polluting country and she failed to "how DARE you!" them into stopping their evil ways.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (Do5/p)

398 Watching Senator Mark Warner interviewed on FOX.

what a lying skank.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (sy5kK)

399 Haven't seen bleach at the store since this started.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2)

---the local Home Despot has pool chlorine in stock... pallets of it.

of course, it's 10% instead of the lower household concentrations, so you have to adjust accordingly, but sodium hyperchlorate is sodium hyperchlorate.

also, the pool bottles are vented, so you have to keep them upright in transit and in storage.

you're welcome.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (vwf8z)

400
Ever notice that bra cups look curiously like face masks? Donate your bras, ladies. For the good of the country.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


One cup for Ray Milland and one for Rosey Grier.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (aKsyK)

401 David Hogg needs to social distance himself about 6 galaxies away from me.

Posted by: free tibet at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (oTMWb)

402 Anyone know if advanced brain degeneration can be spread via cough? asking for a friend

Posted by: Jake Fapper at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (ENZDr)

403 330 We've got to find the ventilators to keep these people alive until they die from their other 2 or 3 conditions.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (mrrpT)

As long as they have a possibility of a good quality of life (not demented or in a coma to begin with), why shouldn't they live? Not all of those with "conditions" are elderly or terminal. Diabetics, cardiac patients, asthmatics, and cancer patients are not always on death's doorstep. One of the Italian young men who died, did not know he had leukemia, and many leukemias can be treated successfully. There are young people with cardiac conditions that were not built on a lifetime of smoking and obesity,so yeah, they should get the opportunity to live. Transplant patients are on immunosuppressants, why should they get a death sentence because some dickwad like Cuomo did not purchase vents? A demented 90yo who lays in bed except to be spoonfed is another matter, but "condition" takes in too broad a group.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (ONvIw)

404 Damn, I wish I still had my sewing machine! I have all the time in the world! I could be making some kick ass masks right now. With some bling added of course.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (dUJdY)


There are a lot of people doing this. And organizations to help now. Even sewing patterns online. To put the wiring in for the nose bridge, and loops for the ears, closing off the sides, etc.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (vEIlU)

405 at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (IJG6N)

I would drink the tears of this SOB, but for the fact that he's probably been licking toilets.

Again.

Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (NiXyF)

406 Don't drink the bleach, btw.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (+0AKE)

407 >>>It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.<<<

Yes, but he developed a special hard-on for Wesley Snipes.

Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (ATCV4)

408 My fvcks test came back negative.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (wCLLY)

409 383 372
a First Amendment reminder:the government cannot infringe on your right to peaceably assemble.


Posted by: artemis at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (AwPyG)
As long as you get the required permits beforehand of course.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (e284m)

And are in the designated Free Speech Zone.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (NgKpN)

410 Death toll LEAPS by 1 person today.

The Republic dies because we want it to.
Posted by: Washington Post Toasties at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (e284m)


Washington Post pounces on the death toll!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (BiNEL)

411 Ginsburg has survived enough cancer to kill 10 men. Covid ain't shit to her immune system.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (dNzKv)


The Imagineers thought of everything as far as she's concerned. The only thing that could take her out is an EMP burst.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (8B6Ng)

412 Airplane ride home after a boat trip got her

Posted by: ajlfour at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (ZFUMX)

413 Furst!.....oh crap!!!

Posted by: MrObvious at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (5prN7)

414 >>>Don't drink the bleach, btw.


Thanks, I already had the cap offf.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (bkUtD)

415 Victoria's Secret has just introduced a new product line.

-
I watched part of a suspense movie the other day, The White Rose or something like that, in which a young is awakened by a strange noise, gets her gun, and searches her house while wearing a bustier and hose because of course she does.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (+y/Ru)

416 Gaia worshipers crack me up.



Don't they realize they worship something that is trying to KILL THEM?



Earthquakes, Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Viruses, Diseases, Predator Animals,



Hell, the Ocean! Its constantly trying to kill you.



Truthfully, its US against IT!
---
Where is Kratos when we need him?

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (kOpft)

417 388
Would it be cool if I didn't care if you and yours got this?


And then there's just recognition that karma is a bitch. I don't have to be all sad about it.

Especially for the little girly that was going to put people "against the wall".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (e284m)

418 On day 89, Corona will become self-aware.

On Day 110, Corona SkyNet will go live.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (dNzKv)

419 Jake Tapper had to teach Biden how to cough into his elbow.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (9t0Zz)

420 i have so many tabs open I lose things.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (PbpT7)

It is hard to tell one boob from another sometimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (QrImU)

421 Don't drink the bleach, btw.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (+0AKE)
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Not all in one sitting, no.

Posted by: Arizona Couple at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (Eicbe)

422 Oh dear Lord.....now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.

Next week they'll report in can live on non porous for 24 days and then 31 until- my goodness- it will last until election day and if the Democrat is elected it will magically disappear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (WI7YS)

423 Greta proves that mass transit is a stupid idea. Prog dreams hardest hit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (+0AKE)

424 384
Patient: give me the quinine medicine.

Doctor: it hasn't been approved yet.



Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (WrOkn)

---
*passes patient gin and tonic*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (cfSRQ)

425 I take it Kings Shooters Supply in KoP Pennsylvania is open right now. So appears Emperor Wolf hasn't been able to shut weapons stores down .

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (ZCEU2)

426 why hasn't Weird Al done a "My Corona" yet

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (iTXRQ)

427 The White House press corps stole my childhood.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (EgshT)

428 If markets continue rebounding, Cuomo and Pritzker will announce the formation of COVID-19 Deffskwads to sweep the streets clean of Trumpvirus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (EQRLd)

429 One cup for Ray Milland and one for Rosey Grier.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (aKsyK)


LOL. I saw that movie on my 10th birthday.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (aS1PU)

430 408
My fvcks test came back negative.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (wCLLY)

Singles are more susceptible.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (KnJdm)

431 Illinois Guv Pritzker is already preparing the citizens that the SIP order will probably be extended past April 8th, because...science. And also because he cares about every one of us, or some such.

Posted by: lizabth at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (L3Rsz)

432 Damn, I wish I still had my sewing machine! I have all the time in the world! I could be making some kick ass masks right now. With some bling added of course.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 04:50 PM (dUJdY)

There are a lot of people doing this. And organizations to help now. Even sewing patterns online. To put the wiring in for the nose bridge, and loops for the ears, closing off the sides, etc.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (vEIlU)


My sister up in S.Dakota is doing just that.

She downloaded some patterns/instructions/how-to's from the Innertubes and is "Making A Difference!!!1eleventy111!!!11!"

Also, 3M's major plant making masks is in Aberdeen, SD.

Go Flyovercountry!

Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (NiXyF)

433 It's 90 degrees outside and sunny...that causes cancer if you go outside...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (UUBmN)

434 Don't drink the bleach, btw.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March




mixed with water is ok

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (HALdu)

435 Youre Kung Flu is very powerful. You have permission to date my virus.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (6YzHn)

436 411 Ginsburg has survived enough cancer to kill 10 men. Covid ain't shit to her immune system."

Ginsburg is the Ozzy Osbourne of Supreme Court Justices.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (trdmm)

437 Patient: the president said I could have it.
Doctor: it's against the law.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (WrOkn)

They're using it already. Those being denied have a case IMO. What sort of jury will side with a doc who denied lifesaving treatment because orangemanbad?

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (ONvIw)

438 My Vietnam veteran friend told me yesterday that he took the quinine pill or an equivalent medicine every day while he was in Vietnam. Said only side effect he remembers is the runs.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (5IbVn)

439 In related news, a member of the White House Press Corps might have The 'Rona.

Oh no!!!

A member of the White House press corps has a "suspected case" of the coronavirus, the White House Correspondents' Association [WHCA] confirmed to Fox News.


Pretty brilliant way for Trump to cull the herd of retard journalists at the White House press briefings.

Put out word that it is "suspected" that one of the journalists "might" have it and any journalist who was at the White House on the following dates will have to self-quarantine.

Bingo. All retard journalists are now not allowed at daily press briefings.

Anyone check to see if any of the dates match up to when that "racist" question journalist was there?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (Do5/p)

440 >>It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.


Really? I liked it -- so often Hollywood makes it a personal, emotional pursuit, but Jones was just like, "Hey, my job is to catch you, buddy, cry to someone else about whether or not it's justified."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (bDqIh)

441 Say hello to the REAL legal system. Nobody at any level "cares' about actual guilt or innocence, they're just there to do their jobs, and hope a jury sorts it out.
-

Correct. Your name is on the warrant? Locked up. Take it up with the DA's Office who signed the paperwork.

-

You left out the part where the charges can and will change based on if the officer had a bad fight with his wife that morning.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (41rs/)

442 79 Do trains not pollute? How eco-responsible is it to "tour" on one? How DARE she??!!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2020 04:21 PM (dfRN6)

Most of the trains in Europe are electric. The lignite burning power plant is way off some place in the Oeste.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (heOND)

443 On one hand thank you doctors and nurses who work so hard to care for the afflicted.



On the other hand QUIT TRYING TO FUCKING RUN AMERICA AND MY LIFE , YOU FASCIST CONTROL FREAKS

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (mw1Wz)

444 Sofie I think. I do feel especially bad for her, she's so pathetic and is obviously going to be found dead huddled in a corner one day if you don't give her a home.

That little boy running errands and sleeping on the floor of the tavern in Dawnstar always tugs at my heartstrings too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM

The stable-boy who sleeps outside near Solitude. Gosh, I think I know what I'm doing tomorrow night! Ha ha!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (/+bwe)

445 I love that Trump went after Fredo Sr on the not buying ventilators as was recommended but killing coal plants and subsidizing BS solar instead.
Fredo Sr now knows he is outclassed and his fuck ups will be brought up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (pw+jk)

446 >>>386 375
Edgy.



Well played Ace.



Would it be cool if I didn't care if you and yours got this?



Is that really where we are?

Posted by: Seattle Slough

...

That would mean nothing to me either way, but thanks for checking!!!

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (PbpT7)

447 Washington Post pounces on the death toll!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (BiNEL)


Remember that 1k people were dead before the Lightbringer declared a national emergency? Final tally at 17k+? And we're at 100?
If the hospitals aren't absolutely swamped by the end of the weekend, we need to start hunting blab-its.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (8B6Ng)

448 Poor tab management is how you end up with a tab for tentacle porn.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (+0AKE)

449 Now go home Greta and get treated and stay home for your own good quit trying to force us to abide by a bad treaty

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (FLiOE)

450 Most everything in nature is out to kill you and take your place

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (ZCEU2)

451 Also, 3M's major plant making masks is in Aberdeen, SD.

Go Flyovercountry!
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (NiXyF)

And I hope we keep them here rather than sending them off to other countries.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (ONvIw)

452 Your Concerns have been

[ X ] Noted

[ ] Not noted

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (PbpT7)

453 so what happened to Johns Hopkins? they whored out to whom? Bloomberg?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (j9HX3)

454 I say we kick Gaia's ass.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (Qf83p)

455 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (sy5kK)

I live in Virginia, and my fellow residents denied me my right to a Senator by voting in this douche!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (BiNEL)

456 Also, our fabric store is opened. Essential, I tell ya!

Posted by: lizabth at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (L3Rsz)

457 Dang got to wait two weeks before i ever get to 2nd base.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (6YzHn)

458 Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.



Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh)
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i wonder how much flour was wasted before they finally got it right?


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM

+++++

Am I a terrible person for actually getting that?

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (T09ml)

459 Honestly, we should just go back to business as usual now. If you are high risk, stay home. If you saw the shit I am seeing, none of this social distancing matters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (dNzKv)

460 Red Greta Thunberg is covered by Red Greta Media.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (l9m7l)

461 Cough into your own elbow, Joe.

Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (RuIsu)

462 Seattle Slough

We are way, way past that point troll. Way past it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (o2MD2)

463 Has anyone rewritten The Knack's hit My Sharona yet to be My Corona?

Why, yes. Yes they most certainly have:

https://youtu.be/ojrtwXqqc6g



Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (v+/21)

464 Patient: the president said I could have it.

Doctor: it's against the law.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (WrOkn)

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it is NOT against the law: MDs are allowed to prescribe ANY approved medication they wish to, consistent with their medical judgement, to their patients.

it's called "off label" use. professionally, it's safer for the MD to wait for at least some papers to be written up on the practice, but someone has to do the studies to collect the data for the paper.

HTH

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (vwf8z)

465 >>A member of the White House press corps has a "suspected case" of the coronavirus, the White House Correspondents' Association [WHCA] confirmed to Fox News.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE DURING THAT LENGTHLY, CONTENTIOUS PRSS CONFERENCE LAST WEEK TRUMP POINTED OUT THAT THE PRESS THEMSELVES WERE SITTING TO CLOSE TO ONE ANOTHER.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (bDqIh)

466 448 Poor tab management is how you end up with a tab for tentacle porn.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (+0AKE)

Busty Lesbians in this case. For given values of 'lesbian'.

Angela White and a redhead named Strawberry, IIRC.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (QrImU)

467 Coming home from engaging in a little commerce picking up burritos I ended up behind someone with a Cav sticker on their bumper.... I've been listening to forty thousand different takes on Garry Owen since I got home.

Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (8erNz)

468 Now that I know Seattle Slough is projecting his Caring Beams in my direction, i can feel my immunosystem and my general mood perking up.

Thanks for the Mind Feelz, Seattle! They really matter in a tangible way!

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (PbpT7)

469 >>>You left out the part where the charges can and will change based on if the officer had a bad fight with his wife that morning.


After the wife threw out my autographed Wayne Gretzky stick, I sent an innocent man to prison for life. Pfft, he knew the risks.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (bkUtD)

470 This is interesting.

Neighbor lady wants to invite me over for a drink.
She's not even 29. I am.

Then she let it slip she wants me to take her along to the older citizens early opening of the store.

I wonder if she has single malt??

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (axyOa)

471
Haven't seen bleach at the store since this started.
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2)







Went to WalMart this morning. There was about 2 pallets worth of "Pool Chlorinizer" sitting there untouched at the head of the paper aisle.

You know, bleach. But under a different name. Same sodium hypochlorite main ingredient, but in a 10% solution rather than the usual 6% of household bleach.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (EGyGV)

472 Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh)

How did that happen?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (miJU3)

473 Poor tab management is how you end up with a tab for tentacle porn.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (+0AKE)


ProTip: Use separate browsers.

Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (NiXyF)

474 Hey Seattle Slough, how bout spitting the cock out of your mouth before running your dick hole in public.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (mw1Wz)

475 Most everything in nature is out to kill you and take your place

Damn killer hermit crabs, always trying to steal my house.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (9t0Zz)

476 i have so many tabs open I lose things. 

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (PbpT7)


Or worse.

Posted by: Brit Hume at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (fNWtj)

477 why hasn't Weird Al done a "My Corona" yet

He only does songs I've never heard before these days.

The stable-boy who sleeps outside near Solitude.

I got an addon that turns the little orphan girl in Whiterun into a khajiit girl, she's so cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (KZzsI)

478 Ginsburg has survived enough cancer to kill 10 men. Covid ain't shit to her immune system."

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Wait until we find out that the feds decided to use the Chinese Lung AIDS excuse as a safer, cheaper, calmer alternative to announcing RBGs death this close to the election.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (41rs/)

479 Cockroaches, Ruth, and Keith.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (r1kPE)

480 >>>How did that happen?


Well, when two people love each other...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (bkUtD)

481 A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital

As long as you don't touch your face.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (Ndje9)

482 Oh dear Lord.....now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.

---
I wonder what that kind of reporting costs China?

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (kOpft)

483 >>> 389 i have so many tabs open I lose things.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (PbpT7)

My kid is home with her chromebook doing grade school stuff and when she was done she started closing all her tabs. My wife said "you don't have to do that" and my 8yo daughter replied back, "you have to or it slows your computer down".

I laughed inside a little because I know my wife has fifty billion tabs open all the time. I don't think she's ever closed a tab in her life. Just when the browser on her lappy gets corrupt, dies and she has to start again.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (l6b3d)

484
After the wife threw out my autographed Wayne Gretzky stick, I sent an innocent man to prison for life. Pfft, he knew the risks.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (bkUtD)

ROFL!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (trdmm)

485 >>>Hey Seattle Slough, how bout spitting the cock out of your mouth before running your dick hole in public.


Also, his ass.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (bkUtD)

486 have so many tabs open I lose things.

Posted by: ace

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No screen shots.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (41rs/)

487

Bloomberg Fake News just reported that experts say the Chinese Flu can now drive a car, and it's only a matter of weeks until the virus can pilot an airplane.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (N52Qh)

488 It is hard to find but red mercury is good for just about everything.

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (HALdu)

489 Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh)

How did that happen?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


When a man loves a woman in his special place...

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (Qf83p)

490 Then she let it slip she wants me to take her along to the older citizens early opening of the store.



I wonder if she has single malt??

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (axyOa)

Early bird special!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (KnJdm)

491 We've got to find the ventilators to keep these people alive until they die from their other 2 or 3 conditions.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (mrrpT)

As long as they have a possibility of a good quality of life (not demented or in a coma to begin with), why shouldn't they live? Not all of those with "conditions" are elderly or terminal. Diabetics, cardiac patients, asthmatics, and cancer patients are not always on death's doorstep. One of the Italian young men who died, did not know he had leukemia, and many leukemias can be treated successfully. There are young people with cardiac conditions that were not built on a lifetime of smoking and obesity,so yeah, they should get the opportunity to live. Transplant patients are on immunosuppressants, why should they get a death sentence because some dickwad like Cuomo did not purchase vents? A demented 90yo who lays in bed except to be spoonfed is another matter, but "condition" takes in too broad a group.
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:52 PM (ONvIw)


thanks

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (zr5Kq)

492 Or worse.
Posted by: Brit Hume at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (fNWtj)

You know, Brit's was pretty innocuous. Almost like he was longing to go down to the river to catch frogs by comparison with most of the filth on the internet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (QrImU)

493 "As we have said since this crisis began, our priority is to ensure that we can maintain a healthy pool to provide coverage of the president," the letter continued.

Honestly, I don't see that media organizations are adding much to the flow of information these days. This isn't 1895, where nobody knows what the president says if there isn't a scribe to write it down.

In theory they could has probing questions, but if they're doing that the exchange isn't making it to the airwaves.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (wGeit)

494 411 The Imagineers thought of everything as far as she's concerned. The only thing that could take her out is an EMP burst.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (8B6Ng)


Eh, with our luck, that'd probably just morph her into, "Mechaginsburg."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (DTX3h)

495 Am I a terrible person for actually getting that?
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (T09ml)

No. It just confirms you're in the right place.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (Ez6QX)

496 Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh)



How did that happen?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (miJU3)

Well when a daddy elephant loves a mommy elephant...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (3Hp/M)

497 McCain reminds me of the Bouncing Betty bombs during the big one.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (6YzHn)

498 Someone put their integrity in Megan McCain and lost all integrity.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (Qf83p)

499 My Vietnam veteran friend told me yesterday that he
took the quinine pill or an equivalent medicine every day while he was
in Vietnam. Said only side effect he remembers is the runs.


Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM

---

It was once a week and yes it gave everyone the runs. We would have to take them when we were in a malaria endemic area up until I retired from the Navy in 1999.


We called it Malaria Monday's.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (JUOKG)

500 454 I say we kick Gaia's ass.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (Qf83p)

Yup, Gaia put that river in an inconvenient place!

Time for more DAMs!

Gaia didn't get water to this area!

Time for a Canal!

Tired of the bullshit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (NgKpN)

501 Oh dear Lord.....now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.

---
I wonder what that kind of reporting costs China?
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (kOpft)


Already debunked. RNA from the SARS-CoV19 virus can be detectable for up to 17 days.

Does not mean the virus can live there for 17 days.

Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (NiXyF)

502 Honestly, we should just go back to business as usual now. If you are high risk, stay home.

The way it always should have been. High risk people and those who are ill, stay home. Wash your hands. We'd be fine now, probably no higher serious patients or death rate. But no, we had to wreck the entire economy and culture of the USA over some lab dork's theory he gave neat terms to and showed graphs about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (KZzsI)

503 I once spilled some industrial bleach from a 55 gal drum on my jeans and it ate a hole in the fabric and burned my skin a little. I don't remember the concentration, but be careful with the higher stuff.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (+0AKE)

504 Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (bDqIh)



How did that happen?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



When a man loves a woman in his special place...

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (Qf83p)

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Has anyone told her boyfriend?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (cfSRQ)

505 Why, yes. Yes they most certainly have:

https://youtu.be/ojrtwXqqc6g



Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (v+/21)


Fine, till he gets his Trump bash in.......Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)

506 Lizabth.. I stopped in Hobby Lobby yesterday after I left work. I figured it would be packed since I knew they would be closed today and into the foreseeable future. It was almost dead and the cashiers just looked so sad. I talked to one for a few minutes, who also does craft shows. I meant to ask her if Hobby Lobby will continue to pay them.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (dUJdY)

507 Could some people please consider taking Oregon Muse's recent rant to heart and not respond to the trolls such as Seattle Slough?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (WI7YS)

508 How did that happen?

She's Meghan McCain and she approved this massage.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (Ndje9)

509 thanks
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:59 PM (zr5Kq)

My pleasure.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (ONvIw)

510 433
It's 90 degrees outside and sunny...that causes cancer if you go outside...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2020 04:54 PM (UUBmN)
WARNING: This planet and the star it orbits contain chemicals and radiations known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defect, irrational behavior and/or reproductive harm to protoplasmic blobs you intend to abort.

Posted by: State of California at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (e284m)

511 >>>Has anyone told her boyfriend?



Do you have David French's number?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (bkUtD)

512 I say we kick Gaia's ass.

I love this Monty Burns rant on environmentalism:

Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say 'hard cheese.'

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (9t0Zz)

513 Neighbor lady wants to invite me over for a drink.
She's not even 29. I am.

Then she let it slip she wants me to take her along to the older citizens early opening of the store.

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Business opportunity: Rent an Old Fart.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (+y/Ru)

514 After the wife threw out my autographed Wayne Gretzky stick, I sent an innocent man to prison for life. Pfft, he knew the risks.

-

We joke, but you know it happens, albeit not as often at innocent man for life levels. We're humans. We control what we can and express our emotions in weird, unfortunate ways.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (41rs/)

515 334 Trump said that bleach was a good disinfectant. He also warned us not to touch our face because that's how the virus gets in. I touched my face, so i disinfected it with bleach. NOW I'M BLIND!! Trump is so irresponsible! Don't listen to anything he says!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 04:46 PM (dNzKv)
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Take two packets of fish tank cleaner and call us in the morning.

Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (+0uDE)

516 480 LOL

Posted by: turambar at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (Gylu/)

517 now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.

CDC study says 3 days, so this is just panic-fuel and probably yes from China.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (KZzsI)

518 They're using it already. Those being denied have a case IMO. What sort of jury will side with a doc who denied lifesaving treatment because orangemanbad?

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (ONvIw)


Are they giving it to patients in NYC?
Cuomo's screaming 30K ventilators would
have a cow.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (WrOkn)

519 NaCly, I hope you drive a hard bargain with exploitive neighbor ho.

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (5I436)

520 The DOD had to block YouTube and other streaming services from the network because jackwagons wroking from home were logging on to the secure VPN and then streaming Netflix. Bogged down the whole network.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (dNzKv)

521 I think at some point there should be a "Downfall" parody made on the coronavirus.

Posted by: WisRich at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (OAlmw)

522 Hang on and think a sec

Posted by: LArro at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (10GNe)

523 It was once a week and yes it gave everyone the runs. We would have to take them when we were in a malaria endemic area up until I retired from the Navy in 1999.


We called it Malaria Monday's.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (JUOKG)

So my hoard of TP may actually come in handy!

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (ONvIw)

524
Do you have David French's number?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (bkUtD)

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Why, does his wife have the same boyfriend?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (cfSRQ)

525 Then she let it slip she wants me to take her along to the older citizens early opening of the store.

I wonder if she has single malt??
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (axyOa)
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This reminds of that scam at Disneyworld where they would hire out disabled people to you for a price so you could get better access to all the rides.

Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (/669Q)

526
Funny zingers back to trolls: Good

Arguments with trolls: not good

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (N52Qh)

527 Cat Ass, I think staggered return to business as usual, with precautions, will make sense fairly soon. Still seems lots of people for extended periods in enclosed spaces might not make sense. And I expect that "return to normal" will be in phases, with twists.

I know it's really uncool to not have perfect answers and care about facts, but I don't know how much we actually know about transmission, or even if it's likely an understanding of that will be possible in the next week or two, so I'm not sure exactly what makes the most sense.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (El6T/)

528 Wait, that's not what he said. Idris said pretty much the same thing,
though: This chinese virus is the planet's reaction to humans.



Idris says the planet is not happy with what the humans are doing and now, I guess, he thinks Earth is gonna killz all humanz.


When this first started, I had a friend of mine who pretends to be smart say that.

Posted by: shibumi at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (ZCiJZ)

529 >>>We joke, but you know it happens, albeit not as often at innocent man for life levels.


I've seen it. It's disgusting. "Oh we're like 80% sure it's him." F.U., that's not how it works, and an email to a DA did wonders for that case.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (bkUtD)

530 After the wife threw out my autographed Wayne Gretzky stick, I sent an innocent man to prison for life. Pfft, he knew the risks.

Where do you live that a cop puts people in prison for life? Don't they have courts??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (KZzsI)

531 Neighbor lady wants to invite me over for a drink.
She's not even 29. I am.


I'd invite the 'ettes to opine on at what age a female neighbor ought be referenced as a 'lady'.

I think late 20s still knocks down the hurdle. Girl, woman, but lady requires something out of a Victorian class hierarchy.

Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (8erNz)

532 Only heard a couple minutes of Mike Gallagher but on the show clip I heard some scientist in a Asian accent was explaining Chinese young people were not dying in the numbers because they are a minority in the population. So saying young people can't get it is misleading.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (ZCEU2)

533 How did that happen?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March


meaghan, her husband walk into the master bedroom with three eunuchs and a block and tackk

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (HALdu)

534
Sofie I think. I do feel especially bad for her, she's so pathetic and
is obviously going to be found dead huddled in a corner one day if you
don't give her a home.



That little boy running errands and sleeping on the floor of the tavern in Dawnstar always tugs at my heartstrings too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM


I usually adopt the little kid in Whiterun.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (D2IX6)

535 Could some people please consider taking Oregon Muse's recent rant to heart and not respond to the trolls such as Seattle Slough?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (WI7YS)


But that would take all the fun out of batting them around like kittens with a ping-pong ball.

We just have to be smart about it. As in not-lick-the-toilet-seat smart.

Do not quote their nic. Do not quote their post.

Mockery. It works.

Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (NiXyF)

536 With a name like that no wonder he ended up with a daughter like her.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 04:30 PM (e284m)

His parents naming him that surely was an Arrhenius crime.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (miJU3)

537

For Wesley Snipes?
Did nuthin' for me.
That dark haired girlfriend of his on the other hand...

Posted by: teej at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (RSQta)

538 Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.
=====

She's going to balloon to 300 lbs.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (iydjf)

539 So someone has the flu? Big woop

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (85Gof)

540
Bloomberg News is reporting that Chinese Flu now has an AR-15.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (N52Qh)

541 521
I think at some point there should be a "Downfall" parody made on the coronavirus.

Posted by: WisRich at March 24, 2020 05:02 PM (OAlmw)
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I do not recommend you watch the actual film right now, though.

Not exactly uplifting.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (cfSRQ)

542 Are they giving it to patients in NYC?
Cuomo's screaming 30K ventilators would
have a cow.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (WrOkn)

A large clinical trial is being done in NY, so I assume just about anyone can be considered eligible as they will want to test it over a broad range of ages and health statuses.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (ONvIw)

543 >>>Where do you live that a cop puts people in prison for life? Don't they have courts??


Philly doesn't put shooters in jail. They usually get probation. I wish I was joking.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (bkUtD)

544 Is that really where we are?

Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (IJG6N)

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Mos' def, my ninja.

Also you're a fag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (EQRLd)

545 TMZ went to the Brady Bunch tic tac toe layout with everyone working from home.

I wonder if they are allowed to be out and about to play paparazzo's during the lockdown?

Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (+0uDE)

546 I have it from a reliable source that the Wuhan Flu is a punishment for our treatment of Earth. Does that mean the planet hates Greta as much as we do?

Posted by: Squid_Hunt at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (S5OQe)

547 A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital


Well, that was just stupid.

Posted by: Kid who eats tide pods at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (EgshT)

548 >>>it's called "off label" use. professionally, it's safer for the MD to wait for at least some papers to be written up on the practice, but someone has to do the studies to collect the data for the paper.

HTH

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 24, 2020 04:56 PM (vwf8z)


From J.J.'s links this morning there have been (irrc) three papers written on its use.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (WrOkn)

549 @528there are people on twitter who find it interesting that this virus seems to magically fly over normal people and land on celebrities/CEOs who are being investigated for pedophilia.

Posted by: artemis at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (AwPyG)

550 Oh dear Lord.....now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.

There isn't a known virus on the planet that can live that long without a host.

It's like they want to tank the economy.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:51 PM (JUOKG)
++++++++++++
Doing their Chinese bidding.

So, Bloomberg, a couple of questions (assuming that this isn't just completely fabricated)
1) Which non-porous surface?
2) At what temperature?
3) In what overall conditions?
4) What was the original concentration?
5) What was the final concentration?
6) At what point did the concentration decay to the point that infection becomes unlikely?

I'll wait for your answers. I am not holding my breath.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (e/H31)

551 This fuckin flu is keeping busy. Sure hope I get paid one of these days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (85Gof)

552 How did that happen?



Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March





meaghan, her husband walk into the master bedroom with three eunuchs and a block and tackk



Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:03 P

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you forgot the sack of flour.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (JUOKG)

553 517 now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.

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CDC study says 3 days, so this is just panic-fuel and probably yes from China.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM


17 days supposedly comes from a study from one of the cruise ships.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (DMUuz)

554 Cuomo's screaming 30K ventilators would
have a cow.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (WrOkn)

And Cuomo mismanaged his money, chose triage over more vents. He needs to STFU

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (ONvIw)

555 470 This is interesting.

Neighbor lady wants to invite me over for a drink.
She's not even 29. I am.

Then she let it slip she wants me to take her along to the older citizens early opening of the store.

I wonder if she has single malt??
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (axyOa)

So, we've established both what you are, and the price.

You're not cheap, at least.

Say, I'm over 29. How do I get in on this action?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (sy5kK)

556 The cruise ship infection stats seem to contradict the latest life span report of the virus on non porous surfaces.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (5IbVn)

557 Haven't seen bleach at the store since this started.
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2)
..........

Me neither. Gophers are getting a break.

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

558 Also: MEagain McCain is officially pregnant.

Who's the officer?

And don't say "Friendly".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (Ndje9)

559 Could some people please consider taking Oregon Muse's recent rant to heart and not respond to the trolls such as Seattle Slough?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March




Kind of think Ace gets to say whatever to whomever.

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (HALdu)

560 17 days supposedly comes from a study from one of the cruise ships.

Well that's a terrible case study, the entire ship probably was carrying the disease, re-infecting surfaces.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

561 Hey filbert.. have you been out and about in our burg? Went in to work this morning around 9:00. Chipman Road was dead and it's usually busy as hell. Downtown is dead. All stores, bars and restaurants have signs on their doors. It's eerie and sad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (dUJdY)

562 540 Bloomberg News is reporting that Chinese Flu now has an AR-15.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (N52Qh)


Oh, man. If it's got a chainsaw attachment then we're all fucked.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (DTX3h)

563 But that would take all the fun out of batting them around like kittens with a ping-pong ball.

We just have to be smart about it. As in not-lick-the-toilet-seat smart.

Do not quote their nic. Do not quote their post.
Mockery. It works.
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (NiXyF)

agreed, I'm enjoying the replies a great deal!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (trdmm)

564 So how would the press spin this that Trump caused Greta to get the C19?

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (Eicbe)

565
Well, that was just stupid.
Posted by: Kid who eats tide pods at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (EgshT)

Is he hospitalized with wuflu or E coli?

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (ONvIw)

566 Good they can have 30 thousand ventilators in NY when Miami gets 30 thousand snow plows

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (85Gof)

567 A large clinical trial is being done in NY, so I assume just about anyone can be considered eligible as they will want to test it over a broad range of ages and health statuses.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (ONvIw)


Good. I hope it works.
I hope it works for the patients and I want to see Cuomo eat a big plate of crow.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (WrOkn)

568 Guess Malaria Monday led to shit detail Tuesday....

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (KNsKs)

569 I haven't heard anything more on any cruise ships being infect. What's going on with that? Isn't there one or more in quarantine somewhere?

Posted by: turambar at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (Gylu/)

570 Say, I'm over 29. How do I get in on this action?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (sy5kK)

Tell her early bird gets the worm.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (KnJdm)

571 meaghan, her husband walk into the master bedroom with three eunuchs and a block and tackk



Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:03 P

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you forgot the sack of flour.
Posted by: Mr. Scott


Aaaannnd...the AOSHQ joke cycle is complete.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (Qf83p)

572
Greta's Future Status: Stolen

Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (QgtlX)

573 All of your ventilators!

Give them to me!!

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (Eicbe)

574
Philly doesn't put shooters in jail. They usually get probation. I wish I was joking.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM

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You should give them shooting lessons too. They would be less likely to hurt the innocent, and more likely to actually kill some other lowlife. Then you could give them 3-5 years for murder.

Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (+0uDE)

575

Bloomberg Fake News is purposely being misleading anal apertures.

Yes, a virus can survive a long time IF certain environmental conditions are met, such as temperature, humidity, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (N52Qh)

576 501 Oh dear Lord.....now bloomberg is reporting that the corona virus can live for 17 days on non porous surfaces.

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I wonder what that kind of reporting costs China?
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (kOpft)

Already debunked. RNA from the SARS-CoV19 virus can be detectable for up to 17 days.

Does not mean the virus can live there for 17 days.
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:00 PM (NiXyF)


Or even that you're likely to be infected when there are still a few viruses. To actually get infected you need a certain concentration of live virus, so even if you can detect live virus on a surface that doesn't mean a person with a healthy immune system is likely to come down with a case of Chinese lung rot by touching that surface.

The actual length of time a contaminated surface can make you sick isn't clear, which is why people are throwing numbers around like confetti. To know that you'd have to do the sort of testing people tend to frown on.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (wGeit)

577 you forgot the sack of flour.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March




heh

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (HALdu)

578 Grandkids just called and wished me a happy birthday, so screw the negativity the media is ramming at me...life is good!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (2ygtH)

579 468 Now that I know Seattle Slough is projecting his Caring Beams in my direction, i can feel my immunosystem and my general mood perking up.

Thanks for the Mind Feelz, Seattle! They really matter in a tangible way!

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (PbpT7)

Duck ace! He's in Seattle, WASHINGTON!

Is he the longest surviving troll here? I think he may be.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (cF8AT)

580 Shouldn't Gaia have created the virus if it was to punish us?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (41rs/)

581 From J.J.'s links this morning there have been (irrc) three papers written on its use.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:04 PM (WrOkn)
+++++++
None peer-reviewed or confirmed yet. I think the actions by the Feds to enable it weren't technically necessary, but will ease liability fears and actually get doctors to be willing to issue it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (e/H31)

582 The war is on.

The dems and the media is already in full-on attack-take-no-prisoners:

OMG we cannot open for business on Easter? All the children will die!

If we lose even ONE LIFE AFTER, it's totally on Trump.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (+fPHo)

583 Old trolls are coming out of retirement to troll.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (KNsKs)

584 Well, we are not testing the highly suspect. They just get discharged with a pinky swear to go home and self quarantine along with any close contacts. I'm sure all of them do. Not a single one goes to Walmart on the way home, or just carries on as normal.

There will be no bending of the curve here.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (dNzKv)

585 Just got tested, won't know for 3-5 days. Don't care about me, but if I've killed my elderly parents, I don't know what I will do.

Sorry for whining, but I was and am terrified. 100.2 fever, cough (alternates between wet and dry) for2-3 days. No aches and pains, no trouble breathing (Oxygen of 96)

If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.

Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (qPKAe)

586 17 days supposedly comes from a study from one of the cruise ships.

Well that's a terrible case study, the entire ship probably was carrying the disease, re-infecting surfaces.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

Just the opposite. Out of 5000 passengers and crew only 700 something tested positive.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (5IbVn)

587 Good. I hope it works.
I hope it works for the patients and I want to see Cuomo eat a big plate of crow.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (WrOkn)

I want the press to eat all that crow too. I don't know why they are so blithely ignoring Didier and SK's results.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (ONvIw)

588 557
Haven't seen bleach at the store since this started.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2)

..........



Me neither. Gophers are getting a break.

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

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I went to the local drug store this afternoon. Figured after Michigan restricted everything, it would be stripped bare.

Nope, pretty well stocked. Even had toilet paper.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (cfSRQ)

589 I'm becoming paranoid about this damn virus myself. The one co-worker that was in the office along with me last week has some crud and is having to take sick time the last 2 days even working from home.

Rationally I know there is very little chance that I am a symptomless carrier since my 80 yr old dad is not sick. Plus we were taking care to keep 6 feet apart and all that. But still that niggling bit of worry that I might have played typhoid Mary.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (T9Hmo)

590 Huh - is that who we are?

We?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (e284m)

591 Thanks for the Mind Feelz, Seattle! They really matter in a tangible way!



Posted by: ace


I'm in Seattle, does ya needs me to rough em up boss?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (2ygtH)

592 I'd invite the 'ettes to opine on at what age a female neighbor ought be referenced as a 'lady'.

Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (8erNz)

I would opine that the term is not defined by age.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (Ez6QX)

593 *self-isolates from commenting on the content up on top*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (cqteU)

594
For Wesley Snipes?
Did nuthin' for me.
That dark haired girlfriend of his on the other hand...
Posted by: teej at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (RSQta)






Irene Jacob. Smokeshow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (EGyGV)

595 562 540 Bloomberg News is reporting that Chinese Flu now has an AR-15.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:03 PM (N52Qh)

Oh, man. If it's got a chainsaw attachment then we're all fucked.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (DTX3h)


Thankfully, for the moment our AR-14s are safe.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (wGeit)

596 Old trolls are coming out of retirement to troll.


This is big fucking deal.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (Qf83p)

597
If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.

Posted by: acethepug


You got it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (N52Qh)

598 My 8 year old daughter asked me why nobody in the media had the Coronavirus.

I told her "Sweetie, only human beings get sick from it"


https://tinyurl.com/w3v2o2w

Posted by: kbdabear at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM

I like the scene in "Deep Impact" where the Senator who is retiring due to the ELE is talking to Tea Leoni's reporter character and says:

"I know you're just a reporter, but you used to be a person, right?"

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (Do5/p)

599 We juggle trolls and cute baby bats.

No fucking kitten jugglers. Good God man. Standards.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (6YzHn)

600 575

Bloomberg Fake News is purposely being misleading anal apertures.

Yes, a virus can survive a long time IF certain environmental conditions are met, such as temperature, humidity, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (N52Qh)



Yes. And you can get the clap by sitting on a toilet seat but the probability is so low.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (WrOkn)

601 Just the opposite. Out of 5000 passengers and crew only 700 something tested positive.

This says one or more of several things to me:

1) the testing is very sketchy
2) the virus isn't 1/100th as virulent as claimed
3) they did something magical on a cruise ship to keep people from infecting each other in close proximity for long periods of time
4) we're not getting all the data accurately reported

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (KZzsI)

602 Latest Gallup poll has Trump's approval at 49% overall, and 60% approval for his handling of the ChiCom virus.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (sWM8x)

603 >>> 477 I got an addon that turns the little orphan girl in Whiterun into a khajiit girl, she's so cute.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (KZzsI)

I got a nice mansion estate mod and that little brat still wouldn't be adopted. I think you have to attack and kill-off some villains running an orphanage or something. Tamriel adoption laws are weird.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (l6b3d)

604 A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital

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Surprised it wasn't counteracted by the tide pods he ate.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (Eicbe)

605 578 Grandkids just called and wished me a happy birthday, so screw the negativity the media is ramming at me...life is good!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (2ygtH)

Is it your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Mr. Jordan61's birthday is today too. He's 50.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (Ez6QX)

606
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!

Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (+0uDE)

607 Huh - is that who we are?

We?

-

He's got a mouse in his pocket.

(notices he does not have pockets)

(vomits)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (41rs/)

608 >>>Is he the longest surviving troll here? I think he may be.


he's not so much a troll as a drippy hippie noodge

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (PbpT7)

609 600 I got from riding a tractor in my bikini
One of Jerry's girlfriends on Seinfeld

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (KNsKs)

610 Seattle Slough, heh. Been a long time since that dweeb has come sniffing around here. At least as a commenter.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (o2MD2)

611 If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.

You've got it. Please keep us updated!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 05:10 PM (dUJdY)

612 Her 'Best by' date is expired.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (qZdIZ)

613 Hey filbert.. have you been out and about in our burg? Went in to work this morning around 9:00. Chipman Road was dead and it's usually busy as hell. Downtown is dead. All stores, bars and restaurants have signs on their doors. It's eerie and sad.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 05:06 PM (dUJdY)


We did a provisions and prescriptions run from 0800 to about 0930. Price Chopper, Wal-Mart, Sprouts. The stopped at Bledsoe Rentals to fill up propane tank #2. They're out of propane and say that other area providers are out too. They were hoping to get more in sometime today (of course they said that yesterday, too.)

Fortunately, tank #1 still is about 3/4 filled.

And yes, traffic and parking lots were both extremely light.

Reminded me a bit of the afternoon of 9/11/2001.

Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (NiXyF)

614 Oh my yes, we made it survive for many many days on various surfaces!
It was amazing!
And on your little doggie too!
But not in Bat Soup, that was a total fabrication, if you boil the bat properly the virus does not survive.

Posted by: Wuhan Lab at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (e284m)

615 Old trolls are coming out of retirement to troll.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (KNsKs)


There are bold trolls and old trolls
but no old, bold trolls.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (q1Pj5)

616 Sooth, thank you, and God Bless

Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (qPKAe)

617 I got a nice mansion estate mod and that little brat still wouldn't be adopted.

You have to use an addon to make the game recognize new non-original content housing as a place kids can live. Hearthfires Adoption or something like that. Lets you adopt up to 6 kids, which is fun when you get them all playing hide and seek or tag.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (KZzsI)

618 If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.

Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM
-----------------------------
Done. And for you, too.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (Dhht7)

619 Grandkids just called and wished me a happy birthday, so screw the negativity the media is ramming at me...life is good!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (2ygtH)
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Happy birthday, Some rat! My son and I just went over to my parents' house to drop off some milk. We just stayed on the front steps 6' from them and talked a bit. My son is home from Nashville for at least the next few weeks and they were so glad to see him. He's afraid to go into their house since he was working in his office through Saturday, and I don't blame them. They couldn't care less, lol, but at least they didn't kick up a fuss.

All that to say even older grandkids can put a smile on their grandparents' faces.

Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (/669Q)

620 Is it your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Mr. Jordan61's birthday is today too. He's 50.

Posted by: Jordan61




Heh, those old time June weddings!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (2ygtH)

621

Already debunked. RNA from the SARS-CoV19 virus can be detectable for up to 17 days.

Does not mean the virus can live there for 17 days.
Posted by: filbert


CDC disagrees with you. If the RNA was detected, that means it hadn't broken down. CDC said it was unknown whether RNA was from infectious particle or not, but possible enough to warrant further study, "Although these data cannot be used to determine whether transmission occurred from contaminated surfaces, further study of fomite transmission of SARS-CoV-2 aboard cruise ships is warranted."

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (SFOr6)

622 1) the testing is very sketchy


25% false negative

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (dNzKv)

623 If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.
Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (qPKAe)

Of course.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (WI7YS)

624 I want the press to eat all that crow too. I don't know why they are so blithely ignoring Didier and SK's results.
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (ONvIw)
++++++++++++++
Just wait for the sliding scale.

Assume that the antimalarial treatment is effective, but not wholly effective. Assume it is, say, 50% effective. That is a big freaking deal, and will reduce severe cases requiring ICU care a *lot* and could avert a crisis, even if it is only partially or mostly effective.

But it will be "Trump said this was awesome and perfect and yuge and luxurious, but it only works half the time and Trump is a totally dishonest liar who is getting people KILLED!"

Nevermind that "useful even if not wholly effective" is a pretty damn big deal from that whole "bending the curve" standpoint.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:13 PM (e/H31)

625 If we lose even ONE LIFE AFTER, it's totally on Trump.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (+fPHo)


That's why I really want us all to turn it around on the D's with "Pelosi delayed the recovery bill . . . how many people did she kill by playing partisan games?" line.

Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:13 PM (NiXyF)

626 Can you imagine being that Chinese researcher who worked his ass off for years and finally gave up after Covid 18?
Working the rice paddies now I bet.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 05:13 PM (axyOa)

627 If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.
Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (qPKAe)

Done...and extra for you parents.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (cF8AT)

628 I went to the local drug store this afternoon. Figured after Michigan restricted everything, it would be stripped bare.

Nope, pretty well stocked. Even had toilet paper.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (cfSRQ)

Dollar store here had 70% ALCOHOL. And baby gel in stock. TP to boot.

#America.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (hOMhY)

629 If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.
Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (qPKAe)


Prayers. Are you quarantined? I don't have it, but I am quarantined from my family because I now have contact every day at work.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (dNzKv)

630
Say, I'm over 29. How do I get in on this action?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 05:05 PM (sy5kK)

Tell her early bird gets the worm.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 05:07 PM (KnJdm)








But 2nd mouse gets the cheese.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (EGyGV)

631 The more fear mongering there is, the more I am sure its a sabotage plan.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (ZCEU2)

632 The White House "correspondent" works for the PRC's television network, I think.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (hrHLc)

633 lol.. filbert.. saw tons of cop cars and kept thinking.. "oh God please don't pull me over! My boss is an idiot and is making me come in!"

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (dUJdY)

634 they did something magical on a cruise ship to keep people from infecting each other in close proximity for long periods of time

I went on a cruise once. They sprayed everyone's hands with disinfectant before you went into the cafeteria. They also made you take a new glass every time you used the drink dispensers. I know they also had an army of people wiping down every surface at regular intervals.

This was during normal times, in the long long ago, before CCP lung rot.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (9t0Zz)

635 I have my 80 year old mom self isolating ( easy enough) and just FaceTime with her everyday . I'm 45 minutes away if she needs anything.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (5IbVn)

636 Is there any news in regard to how many in italy are taking the free pornhub offer?

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (HALdu)

637 It's official. The Olympics have been postponed.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (1+J19)

638 622 1) the testing is very sketchy


25% false negative

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (dNzKv)

How you feeling? I was asking about you earlier...hadn't seen you in a while.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (cF8AT)

639 Now the government is waterboarding with fish tank water.

At least they wear gloves.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (6YzHn)

640 >It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.


Really? I liked it -- so often Hollywood makes it a personal, emotional pursuit, but Jones was just like, "Hey, my job is to catch you, buddy, cry to someone else about whether or not it's justified."
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (bDqIh)
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IIRR, Jones ad-libbed that line.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (g8Yc+)

641 >>626
Can you imagine being that Chinese researcher who worked his ass off for years and finally gave up after Covid 18?
Working the rice paddies now I bet. Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 05:13 PM (axyOa)


And you can bet that his rice-paddy co-workers are gonna drown him in the muddy water if he doesn't shut up with the "...I told them, but they wouldn't listen! I *knew* it would come to this. When I was in the lab..."

Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (QgtlX)

642
25% false negative

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (dNzKv)
false negatives?
You know you should avoid writing code with "not logic".




Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (e284m)

643 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (dNzKv)

The false positive and false negative rates *both* seem really high (was seeing as much as 50% false positive, but don't know newest numbers). Is that normal and we just never realized it?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (uquGJ)

644

CDC report:

https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/69 /wr/mm6912e3.htm?s_cid=mm6912e3_w

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (SFOr6)

645 acethepug, prayers for you and your parents

wet coughing makes me hope you have something else
get well

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (G546f)

646 If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.
Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (qPKAe)
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Will do! I've been praying the coronavirus novena I mentioned last week. I will add you and your parents to my specific intentions.

Try not to let it worry you - as you know the odds are great that all three of you will be just fine. But knowledge is power so it's good that you were tested.


Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (/669Q)

647
Went to WalMart this morning. There was about 2
pallets worth of "Pool Chlorinizer" sitting there untouched at the head
of the paper aisle.



You know, bleach. But under a different name. Same sodium
hypochlorite main ingredient, but in a 10% solution rather than the
usual 6% of household bleach.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (EGyGV)

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there's an echo in here...

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (vwf8z)

648

601 Just the opposite. Out of 5000 passengers and crew only 700 something tested positive.

This says one or more of several things to me:

1) the testing is very sketchy
2) the virus isn't 1/100th as virulent as claimed
3) they did something magical on a cruise ship to keep people from infecting each other in close proximity for long periods of time
4) we're not getting all the data accurately reported
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:09 PM (KZzsI)

--------

Remember the Japanese Infectious Disease Expert that smuggled himself on board?

He said their infection control techniques were terrible, and promptly got himself booted off the ship. He immediately went home and quarantined himself.

The one good thing they did was IMMEDIATELY REMOVE anyone that got sick or infected.

Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (+0uDE)

649 This was during normal times, in the long long ago, before CCP lung rot.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (9t0Zz)


An outbreak of Norovirus generates years of bad publicity for a cruiseline.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (dNzKv)

650 There are bold trolls and old trolls
but no old, bold trolls.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (q1Pj5)

Yet stupid remains.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (hOMhY)

651 Dollar store here had 70% ALCOHOL.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (hOMhY)

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Salud!

Posted by: Russian Guy at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (cfSRQ)

652 >>>It's official. The Olympics have been postponed.


Summer Olympics. No one cares.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (bkUtD)

653 Prayers up, acethepug.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (EgshT)

654

It's not the line as much is it's how Tommy Jones delivered it.

It was like he was doing an impression of Bill Murray in Scrooged when Murray sarcastically said, "I care!"

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (N52Qh)

655 >>>>Wouldn't flour and "wetness" make paste?... Or is it play dough?

And a whiff of bread

Posted by: Aviator at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (2cuLk)

656 ha! fen now scolding ace ? that's rich.

Posted by: non entity at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (B+t5k)

657 Summer Olympics. No one cares.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM


Found the ice dancing fan.

Posted by: Bert G at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (OMsf+)

658 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (cfSRQ)

Same in Houston until this morning when the Harris County Judge issued the essential only movement order. The stores were mobbed again.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (5IbVn)

659 lol.. filbert.. saw tons of cop cars and kept thinking.. "oh God please don't pull me over! My boss is an idiot and is making me come in!"
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (dUJdY)


You don't have the get-out-of-jail-free "critical industry worker" letter? I guess even the grocery store employees are getting those here in metro KC.

Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (NiXyF)

660 Is she the first mentally retarded person to get the China flu?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (E2o2V)

661 IIRR, Jones ad-libbed that line.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (g8Yc+)
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I believe you are correct. He felt it was a more realistic line.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (Eicbe)

662 my county has had 41 ppl test positive, and 448 test negative

*scratches head*
stop wasting tests, ppl!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (G546f)

663 Assume that the antimalarial treatment is effective, but not wholly effective. Assume it is, say, 50% effective...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:13 PM (e/H31)

That sorta throws a wrenching the exponential narrative.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (hOMhY)

664


NOOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (N52Qh)

665 CDC - yeah, I trust those guys, something like oh, 40%.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 05:18 PM (e284m)

666 The false positive and false negative rates *both* seem really high (was seeing as much as 50% false positive, but don't know newest numbers). Is that normal and we just never realized it?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (uquGJ)


No test is 100%. The swabs are bad. I generally don't use them for diagnosing anything. Flu and Strep are both about 80%, maybe better if the swab taker knows what they are doing and the test it is the more sensitive PCR test.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (dNzKv)

667 Let your fingers do the walking.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:38 PM

Hey.

Posted by: Yellow Pages at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (Do5/p)

668 Summer Olympics. No one cares.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp


I dunno, the "sport" of womens beach volleyball had three things going for it...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (2ygtH)

669 They found virus RNA after 17 days not viable viruses.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (4vNgL)

670 If anyone can send prayers my folks' way, I appreciate it.
Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:08 PM (qPKAe)


Prayers up from me and the kittehs. Please keep us posted on your family's health.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (pPNCa)

671 Found the ice dancing fan.
Posted by: Bert G at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (OMsf+)
++++++++++++
Canadian women's curling team.
Swedish women's curling team.
Russian women's curling team.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (e/H31)

672 651
Dollar store here had 70% ALCOHOL.


Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2020 05:14 PM (hOMhY)


---
Salud!


Posted by: Russian Guy at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (cfSRQ)

+++LOL. Oh, I am laughing so hard today at you wits.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (jSEze)

673 getting willowed, but here's the numbers we have at our clinic in seattle

As of today, we've tested 667 patients for COVID-19. Results: 593 have come back negative, 49 are positive, 17 are pending.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (d7Ww2)

674 thank you all, so much. Right now I'm self-isolating upstairs. The real worry is laundry and groceries, but my brother will help. Thank you ALL again, SO MUCH.

(In MA, testing in drive-through in Haverhill)

Posted by: acethepug at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (qPKAe)

675 >>>Found the ice dancing fan.


It's faaaaabulous!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (bkUtD)

676 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 04:57 PM (EGyGV)

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there's an echo in here...
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 24, 2020 05:16 PM (vwf8z)

Important news deserves to be repeated.

Pool chlorine is bleach. And the dry granulated pool chlorine lasts for years if you store it properly. Liquid bleach degrades in a few months.

Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (+0uDE)

677 640 >It always really bothered me that Tommy Lee Jones didn't care if Han Solo was innocent.


Really? I liked it -- so often Hollywood makes it a personal, emotional pursuit, but Jones was just like, "Hey, my job is to catch you, buddy, cry to someone else about whether or not it's justified."
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:55 PM (bDqIh)
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IIRR, Jones ad-libbed that line.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 05:15 PM (g8Yc+)


If he really was a US Marshall it's probably something he would think, but I doubt anyone would actually say that to a guy with a gun on him. I'd bet my last dollar the training says "Tell the suspect you believe him, and he just needs put the gun down so we can get this all cleared up. Try to make him think you're on his side, and that you'll go to bat for him."

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (wGeit)

678 >>>I dunno, the "sport" of womens beach volleyball had three things going for it...


Offset by women's soccer and that Rapinoe slug.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (bkUtD)

679 Mollie @MZHemingway
3h
Jeffrey Bezos spared himself $317 million in paper losses by selling $3.4 billion in Amazon shares in early February

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (Cs+kl)

680 sketchy


25% false negative

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 05:12 PM (dNzKv)

How do they know that without retesting?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (5IbVn)

681 673 getting willowed, but here's the numbers we have at our clinic in seattle

As of today, we've tested 667 patients for COVID-19. Results: 593 have come back negative, 49 are positive, 17 are pending.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM (d7Ww2)


What are the testing criteria? In NYC they're only testing people who need to be hospitalized now because they have to change PPE for every patient.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:21 PM (wGeit)

682 Heidi worked closely with someone that got tested.he has 103 fever all other signs. Nope. Plain vanilla flu.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob - Hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (rZ9Us)

683 What are the testing criteria? In NYC they're only testing people who need to be hospitalized now because they have to change PPE for every patient.
Posted by: Ace's liver


fever, dry cough. body aches.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (d7Ww2)

684 679 Mollie @MZHemingway
3h
Jeffrey Bezos spared himself $317 million in paper losses by selling $3.4 billion in Amazon shares in early February
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:20 PM (Cs+kl)


That's a lot of money, but for Bezos... that's not a lot of money.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (wGeit)

685 683 What are the testing criteria? In NYC they're only testing people who need to be hospitalized now because they have to change PPE for every patient.
Posted by: Ace's liver


fever, dry cough. body aches.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:22 PM (d7Ww2)


I'm surprised they have enough kits.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (wGeit)

686 There are bold trolls and old trolls
but no old, bold trolls.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (q1Pj5)
........

There are old trolls with old man balls.

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 05:24 PM (v0R5T)

687 The Olympics have been postponed.


Summer Olympics. No one cares.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (bkUtD)

Sigh gonna miss the ski jump and luge

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 05:25 PM (85Gof)

688 272 Ever notice that bra cups look curiously like face masks? Donate your bras, ladies. For the good of the country.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:40 PM

I would get on board with this in a second except for the fact that I don't benefit whatsoever.

The only people who benefit here are husbands and live-in boyfriends.

With a state-wide stay-at-home order in place, it's not like we'll be able to go outside and see all women walking around going full Sue Ellen Mischke.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 05:26 PM (Do5/p)

689 I went on a cruise once. They sprayed everyone's hands with disinfectant before you went into the cafeteria. They also made you take a new glass every time you used the drink dispensers. I know they also had an army of people wiping down every surface at regular intervals.

Sounds like they're doing a good job, which helps give some credence to this claim. Worth looking into.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (KZzsI)

690 As of today, we've tested 667 patients for COVID-19. Results: 593 have come back negative, 49 are positive, 17 are pending.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 05:19 PM


Is my arithmetic right...less than 1% positive rate?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 05:28 PM (axyOa)

691 As of today, we've tested 667 patients for COVID-19. Results: 593 have come back negative, 49 are positive, 17 are pending.

Did the others have the flu, or was everybody symptomless but had contact with somebody?

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 05:32 PM (cfSLd)

692 Summer Olympics. No one cares.

Other than all the athletes who look forward to a week-long orgy with hardbodies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

693 Summer Olympics. No one cares.

Some of us were looking forward to the return of baseball as an Olympic summer sport. Israel was going to send its first-ever Olympic baseball team this year.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 24, 2020 05:37 PM (pPNCa)

694 Mike Lindell
@realMikeLindell
@MyPillowUSA is excited to announce that we are now manufacturing face masks for hospitals across the country!

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 24, 2020 05:38 PM (Cs+kl)

695 It would just be prudent for all White House Correspondents to self-quarantine for the next year.

Posted by: GlobalTrvlr at March 24, 2020 05:44 PM (ARe81)

696 the "sport" of womens beach volleyball had three things going for it...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

0% body fat, concentration camp looking stick figures?
Hundreds of uncomfortable, sandy wedgies?
Lesbian high-fives?

What other things does it have going for it?

Posted by: Downcast at March 24, 2020 05:50 PM (xgpfE)

697 How much vacation time does the virus get per annum? Seems to travel a lot.

Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2020 05:54 PM (RuIsu)

698 "A member of the White House press corps has a 'suspected case' of the coronavirus, the White House Correspondents' Association [WHCA] confirmed to Fox News."

Well, who was it? Shouldn't reporters report?

Remember, this is for the benefit of the public. National health crisis and the continuation of the human race and all.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 24, 2020 06:08 PM (6eEQ+)

699 Could some people please consider taking Oregon Muse's recent rant to heart and not respond to the trolls such as Seattle Slough?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM

Heh, a commenter telling the owner of the blog to listen to his coblogger and not feed his trolls.

Definitely living in weird times...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 06:10 PM (Do5/p)

700 When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
Is it just a matter of time, Corona?

Posted by: 370H55V at March 24, 2020 09:27 PM (WusEB)

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