Area Retards Decide That Fish Tank Cleaner Is a Useful and Safe Drug for Pre-Emptively Treating Coronavirus;<br><i>Media Blames Trump</i>

Area Retards Decide That Fish Tank Cleaner Is a Useful and Safe Drug for Pre-Emptively Treating Coronavirus;
Media Blames Trump

We have deleted this tweet and corrected our story because it did not reflect the full nature of the self-medication done with an additive commonly used to clean fish tanks. https://t.co/0zucqRaIkI pic.twitter.com/3YY86rju2w
— Axios (@axios) March 24, 2020

Frequent-offender NBC "reporter." She's always got some draaaamaaa she's pushing.

👉Her husband is dead & she's in the ICU after ingesting chloroquine:

"We saw Trump on TV -- every channel -- & all of his buddies and that this was safe," she said.
"Trump kept saying it was basically pretty much a cure."

She implored @VaughnHillyard: "Educate the people" https://t.co/Vl94tIZcdw
— Heidi Przybyla (@HeidiNBC) March 23, 2020

More NBC excellence:

NBC: "Did you at any point hear that the FDA had not approved of it for coronavirus purposes or--?"

AZ Woman: "Yeah. But you know they kept saying that it was approved for other things...Trump kept saying it was basically pretty much a cure." https://t.co/fOcmiIeCGf
— Vaughn Hillyard (@VaughnHillyard) March 24, 2020

This is what these retards ate. Note the big red warnings stating NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.

This is what they ingested. Notice it says NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION, but the media is trying to spin this as saying "Trump is telling the public it's ok to eat fish tank cleaner" pic.twitter.com/nlIfalbSCX
— queazy (@_queazy_) March 24, 2020

Now Trump, of course, wasn't so stupid as to confuse a chemical cleaner with an FDA approved-for-human-use drug.

But you know who was?

The media. It was The Media who told people that hydroxychloroquine was the same as chloroquine phosphate.

The media conflated prescribed anti-malaria medication with a fish tank treatment and then tried to blame Trump for the idiots who started purchasing and/or ingesting it pic.twitter.com/OXbsukz5Zn
— Amber Athey (@amber_athey) March 24, 2020

Last week dozens of media outlets showcased that FISH TANK CLEANER has Chloroquine Phosphate in it, which is a less safe version of Hydroxychloroquine.

Now people are ingesting fish tank cleaner and dying.

The media is disgustingly irresponsible & to blame for this tragic death pic.twitter.com/T0K6eTjOO6
— Michael Coudrey (@MichaelCoudrey) March 24, 2020

Weird how The Media overlooks that.

I'm told Trump retweeted Ben Shapiro:

Blaming Trump for someone ingesting fish tank cleaner is a new level of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 24, 2020

Media lunacy unites the strangest bedfellows.

Of course: El Kabong writes, "CreampieLover69@aol has logged into the chat."

Some advice from the woman in Arizona who, along with her husband, took chloroquine phosphate because @realDonaldTrump said on TV it was a cure and was safe.

She’s in an ICU. Her husband’s dead. https://t.co/xsSoUwLbg0
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) March 24, 2020

Another lover of the creampies his wife so kindly brings home for him to eat, The Pirate Rick Wilson, checks in too:

Not as bad as this grifting fucking ghoul. "It's Trump's fault. And yes, you yokels are too stupid to know better." pic.twitter.com/QHNZYFEo6l
— Jason D (@iamjasond) March 24, 2020

87 My wife's doctor told her she should drink six glasses of Dihydrogen Monoxide (H2O) a day, but after drinking just one glass of undiluted Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) she is horribly dead! The same exact chemicals!
Posted by: Patrick Sullivan

130 If a chemical compound has any letters in common with another chemical compound, it is the same chemical compound in all respects.
Posted by: The Science Lovers of the Media Who Think Mike Bloomberg Could Have Given Everyone in America $1 Mil

By the way: Sodium Chrloride is table salt and you can eat it.

Sodium triphosphate is dishwasher detergent and you should not eat it.

The fact that both chemicals have "sodium" does not mean that they're super-alike.

Posted by: Ace at 01:15 PM

Comments

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1 I hope these people did not have chillrens!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (JFO2v)

2 Fish heads, fish heads . . .

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (H5knJ)

3 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (zZbCU)

4 Fish tank cleaner - Nobody's ever heard of that!

Posted by: DJT at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (LWu6U)

5 Anyone else think these people are too stupid to be real?

Like...they thought they'd eat a little and get sick, then tell the media Orange Man Bad and become overnight celebrities?

Posted by: El Kabong at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (datdl)

6 You know, I would almost be for getting rid of the freedom of speech if it meant these people went to the camps.

Posted by: WOPR at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (Xa9pf)

7 Amber Athey is a cutie.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (OD2ni)

8 Drinking bleach cures coronavirus.
Drinking gasoline cures coronavirus.

Exsanguination cures coronavirus.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (mw1Wz)

9 I'm not a chemist, but are chloroquine and choloroquine phosphate even the same thing? The second sounds like a compound that includes the first, and may or may not have similar properties.

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (kOpft)

10 Yes, the media are your betters. Much smarter than the average citizen, so they keep telling us.

So suck up that fish tank cleaner, you guys. We are the Smart Ones(tm).

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (VpIIl)

11 The desperation is palpable ...
"We thought we had Bad Orange Man for sure this time !
Dead to rights !
And now he's getting More Popular again !"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (zlgJP)

12 I had to hold a pillow over his face so that he wouldn't vomit!

Posted by: The Fisherman's Wife at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (Wd55D)

13 Apparently this stuff cleans the gene pool too.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (axyOa)

14 Tide Pods.

Nuff said.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (NgKpN)

15 8 Drinking bleach cures coronavirus.
Drinking gasoline cures coronavirus.

Exsanguination cures coronavirus.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (mw1Wz)

=========

Don't forget fire.

Fire purifies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (zZbCU)

16 This needs to be directly laid at the feet of fake news.

The News stuck their heads in the sand when bad news reflected poorly on Big Govt Progressivism.

If I have some fears and anxiety then I can only imagine what people the turn on CNN or PMSNBC are feeling.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (JFO2v)

17

That Heidi Pzybzballazazazrzrz is a huge, major see you next Tuesday.

She's the bony chick who got in Lee Zeldin's face. What a piece of work she is. Amazing. Hired only her looks and ability to be a huge, giant bitch.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (lg/F7)

18 Cure corona with this one simple trick!

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (88+cf)

19 You know, I would almost be for getting rid of the freedom of speech if it meant these people went to the camps.

Posted by: WOPR at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (Xa9pf)

nah, i don't want that or camps. i just think that if you work for any of the MSM outlets, you must first ingest a tablespoon of fish tank cleaner prior to asking your question...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 01:21 PM (+NdM9)

20 Blaming Trump for someone ingesting fish tank cleaner is a new level of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Blaming the Covington Kids for a deranged Indian beating a drum in their faces while crazed religious cultists hurled racist slurs at them was a new level of something too, Non-Binary Boy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 01:21 PM (KxVoZ)

21 Heidi, you ignorant slut. Yes, the President wants to kill everyone because that is a winning strategy.

Posted by: Cheri at March 24, 2020 01:21 PM (oiNtH)

22 Next up: Florida Man dies after using an air compressor to create positive ventilation.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 01:21 PM (Wd55D)

23 Anyone else think these people are too stupid to be real?

Posted by: El Kabong at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (datdl)

Yeah I thought the story was fishy from the start.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (Ea8oc)

24 At some point, the President deserves blame. Not to wrangle idiots who obviously can't live as free citizens (yet still vote), but because he won't shut down these media outlets and imprison the journalists. The death toll is ticking up, sir, and you are obligated to stop the fifth column lugenpresse before they cause even more deaths. Failing is just as bad as failing to identify and kill terrorists, and for exactly the same reasons.

Posted by: trev006 at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (XVDyO)

25 That's a wrinkle I didn't expect. The media popularized fish tank cleaner.

Don't take fish tank cleaner if you die from fish tank cleaner.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (Eicbe)

26 Our God is an idiot.

Posted by: The fish at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (LWu6U)

27 CreampieLover69@aol has logged into the chat:

https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1242255995470065664

Posted by: El Kabong at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (datdl)

28 The love affair between Cuomo and Trump?

OVER

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (CqE5x)

29 Same network that blew up trucks in order to claim they were unsafe. They've been Fake News for decades.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (Jje73)

30

So these 2 idiots didn't have Flu Manchu but thought that drinking fish tank cleaner would prevent them from getting it and somehow that's Trump's fault. Fuck them. Fuck NBC and the rest of the MFM.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (3Hp/M)

31 Drinking bleach cures coronavirus.
Drinking gasoline cures coronavirus.

Exsanguination cures coronavirus.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (mw1Wz)

=========

Don't forget fire.

Fire purifies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (zZbCU)

especially if you salt the ground after the fact...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (+NdM9)

32 13 Apparently this stuff cleans the gene pool too.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (axyOa)

Is it too much to hope that they failed to reproduce first?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (kUmUV)

33 Liberalism promotes stupidity, it cannot survive any other way.

It's the only parasite whose goal is to kill its host.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (E+OcO)

34 Some people are too stupid to live...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (5bxa0)

35 Sad story. In a just world these two would be masturbating on a ficus while Harvey Weinstein was the one that drank the fish tank cleaner.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (Ea8oc)

36 Gene Pool occasionally need extra chlorine shock.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (JFO2v)

37 People in my family who served in RVN were given Acloriquine Primaquine Phosphate for Malaria.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (VpIIl)

38 19 You know, I would almost be for getting rid of the freedom of speech if it meant these people went to the camps.

Posted by: WOPR at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (Xa9pf)

They will be the guards.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (LWu6U)

39 Buncha friggin never-noods, the lot of you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (Ez6QX)

40 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (uZuKb)

41 Is it bad that people who are stupid enough to ingest fish tank cleaner are dying? Do not want to be cruel, but really, if you are stupid and panicked enough to confuse fish tank cleaner that says NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION with a malaria drug, well, maybe it was just a matter of time before you died doing something idiotic like licking toilets or eating Tide pods.

Posted by: shibumi at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (ZCiJZ)

42 Blaming Trump is pretty understandable. I mean, how could you possibly blame two literate adults who drank a substance with an explicit warning label directing them not to do so as a treatment for illness they didn't have?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (H5knJ)

43 You know, if I were a network executive I am pretty sure I would not be broadcasting to the world exactly how smart my viewers were.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (kUmUV)

44 Remember when absolutely nothing that ever happened anywhere was ever the President's fault?

Ahhhh 2009-2016 where have you gone...

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (Ea8oc)

45 Hmmm. If there's an upside to people ingesting fish tank cleaner, it will mean less progs at the polls in November.

Not seeing a problem here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (ptqGC)

46 The love affair between Cuomo and Trump?

OVER

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (CqE5x)

and BOOM!! goes the dynamite...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (+NdM9)

47 Fish for stupid games,
catch stupid deaths.

Posted by: DaveA at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (FhXTo)

48 Welp I got laid off today due to the Coronavirus panic. Makes this media behavior personal. Or more personal I guess, trying to destroy my country was always personal.

Posted by: Someguy at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (Zm+LZ)

49 Oh yeah, NeverTrump is putting in overtime at the Orange Man Bad factory;

https://twitter.com/iamjasond/status/1242435986530983939

Posted by: El Kabong at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (datdl)

50 Hmmmmm, the dose makes the poison is lost on these people. Darwin wins again.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (0OmEj)

51 Cuomo can see that Trump's going to ease up next week. Cuomo doesn't want to ease up but doesn't want to deal with pissed off New Yorkers.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (Jje73)

52 You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (a94gW)

53 Pelousi's bill includes 250 million for Fishtank Cleaner Non-Ingestion Education.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (mw1Wz)

54 Fish tank cleaner was probably manufactured in China.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (hKi6n)

55 Only retards listen to Trump anyway.

Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (MRH9j)

56 thanks, El Kabong, I added that.

So perfect.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (PbpT7)

57 26 Our God is an idiot.
Posted by: The fish at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (LWu6U)

no.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (sI15f)

58 Jumping the shark on being koi

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (rpxSz)

59 Trump said it was okay for me to soak my balls in bleach if I want to become a blonde!

Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (ATCV4)

60 Wikipedia and all these other genius sites (read sarc) list Chloroquine Phosphate as a treatment for Malaria.

I guess the media will get around to all the conflation listed online- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (VpIIl)

61 Nice to hear the President say right out the bill that was being discussed by Pelosi was unsignable.

He's in the drivers seat and knows it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (WEBkv)

62 I'd say there is zero blame on Trump. 0%. He told no one to eat fish tank cleaner.

I'd say there is 60% blame on the "media" for pushing this mindless panic and hysteria. I'd say there is a 40% blame on these two very stupid people for doing a very stupid thing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (JoUsr)

63

I love how the MFM is showing a picture of the actual drug and NOT the fish tank cleaner that those 2 complete fuckwits drank. But it's all Trump's fault.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (3Hp/M)

64 One time the former Mrs. Rat poured diesel in her car, from a can marked "DIESEL". My fault because it wasn't labeled well enough. When folks have settled on a narrative, well, that's just the way it is. This however, is out and out slander.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (2ygtH)

65 If she has to blame anyone, it's the media and their daily hysterics... Especially Drudge... That being said the blame is theirs

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (5bxa0)

66 *considers sending fish tank cleaner to The View*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

67 South Dakota had an inmate in the minimum-security side of the womens' prison test positive for corona-chan... and several other inmates broke out in response.

https://tinyurl.com/vl3xrue

Posted by: ptschett at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (zB+vL)

68 Someguy, I am awfully sorry to read that. I hope you can get back to work ASAP.

Posted by: lizabth at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (L3Rsz)

69 I don't always want to get sick, but when I do I drink Corona.

Posted by: The Most Stupid Man In The World at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (aS1PU)

70 Oh hey - resurrection humor from Bill H. *facepalm*

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (/ZYFC)

71 "22 Next up: Florida Man dies after using an air compressor to create positive ventilation.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 01:21 PM (Wd55D) "

TBH, I've been kind of expecting that one for a while now ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (zlgJP)

72 57 26 Our God is an idiot.
Posted by: The fish at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (LWu6

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Living proof

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (rpxSz)

73 What a stupid time to be alive. This is like a Far Side cartoon.

Two people are looking at a package, debating whether to eat it or not...

"But it says not for Human consumption Gunther..."

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (JRaU+)

74 Some blond gal with puffy lips asked a really good question.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (WEBkv)

75 I once told Corn Pop that if he ate the Peanuts out of my Shit he would get 3 wishes....And he did it!

Fucking Trump

Posted by: JOE BIDEN at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (lMn1U)

76 Police might want to check his Life Insurance policy

Posted by: DKMY at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (xuw39)

77 A few years ago, we loaned our boat to a friend. After their little cruise, his very, very smart NYC attorney son refueled the boat.

Into the bilge tank.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (ptqGC)

78 Not sure what the problem is. They will not by getting CCP Disease. Which is what they wished for.

Posted by: Monkey Paw granter of wishes at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (XEC2p)

79 48 Welp I got laid off today due to the Coronavirus panic. Makes this media behavior personal. Or more personal I guess, trying to destroy my country was always personal.
Posted by: Someguy at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (Zm+LZ)

Ugh sorry Someguy. Will you be able to go back when things calm down?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (Ez6QX)

80 Hmmmmm, the dose makes the poison is lost on these people. Darwin wins again.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (0OmEj)

sola dosis facit venenum

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (dLLD6)

81 Well they didn't catch or spread coronavirus so problem solved.

Posted by: DaveA at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (FhXTo)

82 66 *considers sending fish tank cleaner to The View*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

Just send it to Joy... She's all freaked out over it

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (5bxa0)

83 So long, and thanks for all the fish... tank cleaner.

Posted by: escaping dolphins at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (yk557)

84 Dr. Birx looks classy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (gd9RK)

85 Also, I know RBPundit went nuts in 2016 over Trump, but he's been pretty sane these days and particularly hateful towards the NeverTrump pegging enthusiasts.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (datdl)

86 That's a wrinkle I didn't expect. The media popularized fish tank cleaner.

Don't take fish tank cleaner if you die from fish tank cleaner.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (Eicbe)
--------
Funny how that part was left out at first. Idiots.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (/ZYFC)

87 My wife's doctor told her she should drink six glasses of Dihydrogen Monoxide (H2O) a day, but after drinking just one glass of undiluted Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) she is horribly dead! The same exact chemicals!

Posted by: Patrick Sullivan at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (GHneO)

88 Average IQ in Arizona has gone up after Mr Limpet circled the drain.

Posted by: Mongo at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (hrqrN)

89 RE: the Pelosi bill, I have had two people-- one a young guy with a wife and young child, and one senior citizen-- ask when they're getting their Trump money. I told them both that the Democrats are holding it up because they want to add in other things, like money for illegals, new voting laws, new emission standards and so on. Basically "blame the Democrats that you don't have the cash you need."

Posted by: shibumi at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (ZCiJZ)

90 DIY Darwinism

Posted by: Regular joe at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (6/uwW)

91 It sucks being an idiot

Posted by: MAGA at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (3uClr)

92 The label is ORANGE.
Hence, therefore, QED, Orange Man Bad is to blame.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (7juvc)

93 I've been drinking tonic water for years (has quinine, not hydroxychloroquinine). Works wonders on leg cramps. Have to watch how much you drink, as over the last 30 years 10 people died of heart valve issues taking quinine, so not FDA approved for leg cramps. As to COVID-19, who knows?

Posted by: jim at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (DF+pC)

94 *considers sending fish tank cleaner to The View*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (ptqGC)
---
You would be totally guilty of murder if you told them "as recommended by Dr. Jill Biden"

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (Eicbe)

95 "I want the country re-opened by Easter."

Amen!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (Ndje9)

96 >>>85 Also, I know RBPundit went nuts in 2016 over Trump, but he's been pretty sane these days and particularly hateful towards the NeverTrump pegging enthusiasts.

sorry, but once you go Full Cuck, you're always there stuck.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (PbpT7)

97 Which other TV is carrying this excellent q and a?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (+fPHo)

98 next thing u know, people will be drinking clorox, 'cause ya know, it kills germs.

Posted by: jb at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (T2wkl)

99 That's a wrinkle I didn't expect. The media popularized fish tank cleaner.

Don't take fish tank cleaner if you die from fish tank cleaner.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (Eicbe)

Ask your doctor if fish tank cleaner is right for you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (PkFwF)

100 >>>56 thanks, El Kabong, I added that.
So perfect.

Saw a screen cap somewhere, can't find it now, but it appears that Rubin, Wilson and the usual idiots all liked or retweeted Conway there.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (datdl)

101 9
I'm not a chemist, but are chloroquine and choloroquine phosphate even the same thing?

I am. No.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (T6t7i)

102 87 My wife's doctor told her she should drink six glasses of Dihydrogen Monoxide (H2O) a day, but after drinking just one glass of undiluted Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) she is horribly dead! The same exact chemicals!
Posted by: Patrick Sullivan at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (GHneO)

I like this a lot.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (7juvc)

103 79 48 Welp I got laid off today due to the Coronavirus panic. Makes this media behavior personal. Or more personal I guess, trying to destroy my country was always personal.
Posted by: Someguy at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (Zm+LZ)

Ugh sorry Someguy. Will you be able to go back when things calm down?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (Ez6QX

Possibly. The business I worked for helped investment funds(private equity) market themselves to institutional investors, so they're worried about a major recession/slowdown in business like they saw in 2008 or 2009. If things rebound quickly they've said they intend to hire be back, so here's hoping.

Posted by: Someguy at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

104 female dr on fox "In Singapore they executed them immediately..."

I knew Singapore was all about being a clean country, but i would have thought the Nork solution was a bit extreme for them...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (+NdM9)

105 Chloroquinine phosphate IS NOT a cure for coronavirus.

HOWEVER, IT IS 100% effective in the treatment of TDS.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (KnJdm)

106 Yes, I am certain the President said to eat the aquarium chemicals.

I swear I am going to start hitting people.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (Boy/L)

107 Good: Cleaning your fish tank

Better: Cleaning the gene pool

Posted by: joncelli, Social Distancing Expert at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (1FhAQ)

108

Sounds like a lawsuit at the media again. They were the pushers.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (vEIlU)

109 I blame the AoS commenters for their constant trolling with lines and lines of dirty fish puns !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (BiNEL)

110 Can you use fish tank aerators as a ventilator by shoving the hose up your nose and turning it on? Asking for a Democrat friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (VpIIl)

111 Tough to feel sorry for anyone that stupid. Natural selection is still a thing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (o2MD2)

112 @DailyCaller

President Trump:

"I would to have the country opened up and just raring to go by Easter."

Video: https://tinyurl.com/wzpl4tt

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

113 My wife's doctor told her she should drink six glasses of Dihydrogen Monoxide (H2O) a day, but after drinking just one glass of undiluted Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) she is horribly dead! The same exact chemicals!
Posted by: Patrick Sullivan at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (GHneO)

That extra oxygen is good for you.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (aS1PU)

114 Now, hydro chloroquine is not fool proof. But, still the ingestion of fish tank cleaner is a pre-emptive proof that you can't make things damnfoolproof.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (Eicbe)

115

What if you chop it into lines and snort it?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (lg/F7)

116 ..side effects may include dizziness, shortness of breath, lethargy, mental confusion, sudden death, and dry mouth. Do not take Fish Tank Cleaner if you are allergic to Fish Tank Cleaner..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (a94gW)

117 Some people are just too stupid to live. Nature has a way of sorting them out. GeorgeConway is not stupid, he is a malevolent sack of lipid.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (90T4r)

118 "I want the country re-opened by Easter."

Amen!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (Ndje9)

Make it Palm Sunday.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (Jje73)

119 I don't know what people are carping about.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (VpIIl)

120 Also, Trump is doing his Fox News presser.

Thanks, Ace!

Online link:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ta8woj4

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (7juvc)

121 Now if only we could get the media to believe Trump said if they jumped off a 20 story building it would scare the Coronavirus out of them and prevent them from catching it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (e284m)

122 Can you use fish tank aerators as a ventilator by shoving the hose up your nose and turning it on? Asking for a Democrat friend.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (VpIIl)
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Asking or suggesting?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (WEBkv)

123 Reposted from last thread ...

Fish lady is in icu, critical.
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (WX+x0)

YOU get a Darwin Award.

YOU get a Darwin Award.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Years ago, was reading an article in a Social Work / Psychology magazine about the importance of speaking as specifically as possible to your clients / patients.

Case in point: a young psych consulting a mother with an "out of control" young son told her that 'She was the adult. She needed to throw her weight around when the boy misbehaved.'

He meant for her to speak with authority, i.e. say 'no' or 'stop that' when the boy acted up / acted out.

She was a large woman. She took it literally. She sat on the boy and crushed / suffocated him.

Not blaming Trump. Just a reminder of Karl Popper's: You can not speak in any way that will never sometime, be misunderstood ...

Posted by: Adriane the Philosophy Critic ... at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (LPnfS)

124 life is hard, and even harder when you're stupid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (o2MD2)

125 "I would to have the country opened up and just raring to go by Easter."

Video: https://tinyurl.com/wzpl4tt
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (cF8AT)
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Easter, rebirth.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Eicbe)

126 I bet she tapped on the glass, too.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 01:32 PM (J8Jff)

127 Media are the stupidest people.

Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 01:32 PM (eAZVt)

128 110
Can you use fish tank aerators as a ventilator by shoving the hose up your nose and turning it on? Asking for a Democrat friend.

Posted by: Marcus T
Don't be ridiculous. You have to shove the hose up your ass, so as to encourage the evil spirits to leave.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2020 01:32 PM (T6t7i)

129 109 I blame the AoS commenters for their constant trolling with lines and lines of dirty fish puns !
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (BiNEL)

Oh here we go...

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Ez6QX)

130 If a chemical compound has any letters in common with another chemical compound, it is the same chemical compound in all respects.

Posted by: The Science Lovers of the Media Who Think Mike Bloomberg Could Have Given Everyone in America $1 Mil at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (PbpT7)

131 Not blaming Trump. Just a reminder of Karl Popper's: You can not speak in any way that will never sometime, be misunderstood ...
Posted by: Adriane the Philosophy Critic ... at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (LPnfS)
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Democrats do not believe that...except if they misspeak.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (Eicbe)

132 April 12 is okay, but I would like it even a little earlier.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (90T4r)

133 My mother's a nurse and she works in the health care field

shit, we thought she was a shark

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (rpxSz)

134 I've been drinking tonic water for years (has quinine, not hydroxychloroquinine). Works wonders on leg cramps. Have to watch how much you drink, as over the last 30 years 10 people died of heart valve issues taking quinine, so not FDA approved for leg cramps. As to COVID-19, who knows?
Posted by: jim at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (DF+pC)

Quinine is quite different from hydroxychloroquine (not hydroxychloroquinine). (They both feature a quinoline ring, but that's it.)

Yeah, I know they sound alike, but chicken salad and chicken shit sound alike too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (PkFwF)

135 When are we going to make the link between Trump and Tidepod consumption?

Actual bath salts?

Orangeman > Lex Luthor

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (e284m)

136 "If you or someone you know has taken fish tank cleaner, call the law offices of Shyster and Shyster, and please don't breed."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (2ygtH)

137 The media lied and people died.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (+fPHo)

138 Willowed:

Wyatt, if you're still here, I left you areply about the tit comment on your blog.

Summation: easy joke, and you missed it. I'm not mad, just disappointed.
Posted by: Pete Polarek at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (C1NyB)

Posted by: Pete Polarek at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (C1NyB)

139 Next man makes a fish pun gets his head on a pike.

Wait...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (gd9RK)

140 He meant for her to speak with authority, i.e. say 'no' or 'stop that' when the boy acted up / acted out.

She was a large woman. She took it literally. She sat on the boy and crushed / suffocated him.

Posted by: Adriane the Philosophy Critic ... at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (LPnfS)

...

You think he got the message?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (hr5kG)

141 H2O2 means it's twice as good as plain H2O !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (zlgJP)

142
We truly living in stupid times.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (t6XCL)

143 >>>sorry, but once you go Full Cuck, you're always there stuck.

Total CYA move on my part as to why I would link something attached to RB.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (datdl)

144 132 April 12 is okay, but I would like it even a little earlier.
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (90T4r)

wut r u warin ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (rpxSz)

145 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Yeah, I know they sound alike, but chicken salad and chicken shit sound alike too.

As far as I am concerned, they are identical.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (H5knJ)

147 shit, we thought she was a shark
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (rpxSz)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (Ez6QX)

148
What a couple of fucking idiots.

The use for which it has been proposed is to treat someone who has become infected by the virus, not as a preventative measure.

Two more Dim votes lost among the living, but Ds will make sure they get on the dead voter rolls PDQ.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (pNxlR)

149 You think he got the message?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (hr5kG)
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I think he stopped acting up.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (Eicbe)

150

1. Bat flu
2.???
3. Cured by fish tank cleaner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (3Hp/M)

151 Can you use fish tank aerators as a ventilator by shoving the hose up your nose and turning it on? Asking for a Democrat friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (VpIIl)

Do not try this!

Use a shop vac instead.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (88+cf)

152 104 female dr on fox "In Singapore they executed them immediately..."

I knew Singapore was all about being a clean country, but i would have thought the Nork solution was a bit extreme for them...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (+NdM9)

What? I may have missed it but I didn't hear her say that. Singapore?

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (cF8AT)

153 127 Media are the stupidest people.
Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 01:32 PM (eAZVt)

Those people who ate fishtank cleaner were pretty stupid, too.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (7juvc)

154 I haven't shit for 3 days.

Drain-o says it unclogs clogged drains.

My pooper is a drain for the body, so it's good, right?

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

155 Did you know that thousands die of dihydrogen monoxide every year

Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (3aI0K)

156

This Heidi chick is like an anti-Trump bot. Everything is all about being anti-Trump.

How does NBC justify that...LOL. Oh right.

Same company that blew up GMC pickups to make a point, or something. Stone Philips.

Just horrible people.

I mean, I'm watching this Tiger King show, which has some true lowlifes.

I'd rather be around them than someone like this Heidi slunkbag.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (lg/F7)

157 Sheesh, I hope the lawyers are drawing up cases against the big networks whose reporters put out stories about fish cleaner has a form of choroquine. That is negligence writ large. I know most journalists are too stupid to understand that choroquine phosphate is way different to hydroxochoroquine but NBC et al have a duty to make their idiot mouthpieces run things that sound like facts vs "I love Manilo or Jimmy Choo shoes" by an editor.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (T9Hmo)

158 The Surgeon General seems very young

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (CqE5x)

159 Beware the Tide Pods of March

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (J8Jff)

160 Wait...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (gd9RK)
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Casting quite the wide net, are you?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (WEBkv)

161 114 Now, hydro chloroquine is not fool proof. But, still the ingestion of fish tank cleaner is a pre-emptive proof that you can't make things damnfoolproof.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (Eicbe)

We have a saying in the engineering business. No matter how fool proof you try to design something the world will always invent a bigger fool. I know a factory where the machine had a dead man on it so that you had to have both hands on the cutting machine to operate it. Of course the operator brought in a pair of vise grips and now they refer to him as stumpy.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (kUmUV)

162 Hey, the package says ricin. That sounds like rice. I'll take some.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (T6t7i)

163 I don't know what people are carping about.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:31 PM (VpIIl)
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They should know beta.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (/ZYFC)

164 The gene pool has been cleaned.

But not the aquarium.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (D2IX6)

165 the lying China owned MSM gets a twofer with this ...

1. Trump's Fault

2. Trump followers are stupid people that must be led by the nose, or they will poison themselves.

another side bonus (Trump voter did it, so we are happy another one of them is dead, and our listeners will giggle about this)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (Cus5s)

166 I'm growing more and more sexually attracted to Colonel Birx.

That is all.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (3inwt)

167 I wouldn't take a glass of lemonade from this lady. She might have Pinesol with Lemon in her closet.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (Eicbe)

168 The fish are dead, Jim.

Posted by: Zombie Bones McCoy at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (EgshT)

169 Again how does a woman in critical condition in an ICU give media interviews?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (uU4hK)

170 If a chemical compound has any letters in common with another chemical compound, it is the same chemical compound in all respects.

Posted by: The Science Lovers of the Media Who Think Mike Bloomberg Could Have Given Everyone in America $1 Mil

So Pb and peanut butter is the same?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (FZxI4)

171 When did Surgeons General start wearing Admiral uniforms?

It looks silly, unless this one really is an Admiral.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (gd9RK)

172 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, give a man fish tank cleaner and he'll never be hungry again.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (Ea8oc)

173 How many other chemicals were they drinking for diseases they didn't have?

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 01:36 PM (Ry8mf)

174 I just bought a home Slant Fru test kit

but it's outta date

so, still use ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:36 PM (rpxSz)

175

"Heidi Przybyla was born on 18th November 1973, in Alexandria, VA."

Ah, there we are...that explains it. Getting near her expiration date, where reporterettes get turned into Soylent Green.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 24, 2020 01:36 PM (lg/F7)

176 It looks silly, unless this one really is an Admiral.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (gd9RK)
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I believe he is.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:36 PM (Eicbe)

177 130 If a chemical compound has any letters in common with another chemical compound, it is the same chemical compound in all respects.
Posted by: The Science Lovers of the Media Who Think Mike Bloomberg Could Have Given Everyone in America $1 Mil at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (PbpT7)

LOL. Teach on, my brother.

Basically, if you don't have a degree in chemistry, stifle yourself on chemical matters, and thereby avoid self-beclowning.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:36 PM (PkFwF)

178 162 Hey, the package says ricin. That sounds like rice. I'll take some.
Posted by: pep at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (T6t7i)

Mmmmm, Wild Ricin Risotto.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:36 PM (90T4r)

179 134 I've been drinking tonic water for years (has quinine, not hydroxychloroquinine). Works wonders on leg cramps. Have to watch how much you drink, as over the last 30 years 10 people died of heart valve issues taking quinine, so not FDA approved for leg cramps. As to COVID-19, who knows?
Posted by: jim at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (DF+pC)

Quinine is quite different from hydroxychloroquine (not hydroxychloroquinine). (They both feature a quinoline ring, but that's it.)

Yeah, I know they sound alike, but chicken salad and chicken shit sound alike too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (PkFwF)

...

Let's play "add an atom to a molecule and see what we get", with our host Jay Guevara.

I would actually like to know Jay--top of your head, "biggest" change to one molecule with an atom or two added.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 01:36 PM (hr5kG)

180 How many other chemicals were they drinking for diseases they didn't have?
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 01:36 PM (Ry8mf)
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They might have been weakened from their preventative chemo treatments.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:37 PM (Eicbe)

181 Well, they didn't die of coronavirus did they?

Posted by: db at March 24, 2020 01:37 PM (1efdY)

182 This conversation is becoming very Orca-ward.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:37 PM (VpIIl)

183

101 9
I'm not a chemist, but are chloroquine and choloroquine phosphate even the same thing?

I am. No.
Posted by: pep

Um, yes, the chemical with the same name is the same chemical with a shortened name.

The fish tank cleaner may or may not have additives, etc. Bit the real problem is the guy ate 1/4 tsp. of the shit, which is god only knows how many mg or grams of the substance.

So not only is the stuff not purified, it's impossible to dose.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroquine

"other names: chloroquine phosphate"

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 01:37 PM (SFOr6)

184 When did Surgeons General start wearing Admiral uniforms?

They are commissioned public health officers--they have always worn the Navy unis.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 01:37 PM (Boy/L)

185 So....everything is Trump's fault. Even the stupid that envelops some folks.
Don't think he recommended drinking fish tank cleaner. Wonder how they got past the warning labels?

Gin and tonic might have been a better choice, although the quinine in tonic water is at a pretty low level. But enough gin and tonic might make you forget you are ill, so there's that.

Posted by: boynsea at March 24, 2020 01:37 PM (sshap)

186 Ricin-Roni

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 01:37 PM (J8Jff)

187 162
Hey, the package says ricin. That sounds like rice. I'll take some.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (T6t7i)
Sure, you know it's okay, it has rice in it - ricin, that's just shorthand.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 01:37 PM (e284m)

188 So Pb and peanut butter is the same?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (FZxI4)
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NaCl is good on food, so, probably even better as Na and Cl!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:37 PM (WEBkv)

189 166 I'm growing more and more sexually attracted to Colonel Birx.

Hot for Hermes is trending

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:37 PM (rpxSz)

190 169 Again how does a woman in critical condition in an ICU give media interviews?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (uU4hK)

Hint: they make shit up.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:37 PM (90T4r)

191 110 Can you use fish tank aerators as a ventilator by shoving the hose up your nose and turning it on? Asking for a Democrat friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (VpIIl)

Tell your friend the best off-the-shelf solution is to get a spray can of the Canned Air for blowing dust off electronics, attach the spay straw, insert that deep as possible into a nostril, and discharge the whole can. Instant additional oxygen delivery!

Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (AMIL/)

192 134
I've been drinking tonic water for years (has quinine, not
hydroxychloroquinine). Works wonders on leg cramps. Have to watch how
much you drink, as over the last 30 years 10 people died of heart valve
issues taking quinine, so not FDA approved for leg cramps. As to
COVID-19, who knows?

Posted by: jim at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (DF+pC)

Quinine is quite different from hydroxychloroquine (not hydroxychloroquinine). (They both feature a quinoline ring, but that's it.)

Yeah, I know they sound alike, but chicken salad and chicken shit sound alike too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (PkFwF)
Yes, Jay, I know that. I'm not stupid. I'm an engineer, took chem classes. Even taking the same chemical formula of drugs, but meant for other purposes is dangerous as there are additives and chemical impurites for other uses that can kill you.

Posted by: jim at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (DF+pC)

193
I don't know what people are carping about.

They should know beta.

They didn't do it on porpoise.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (mw1Wz)

194 Can anyone make a rational argument that the media has been anything other than a force for harm during the course of this crisis?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (Uu+Jp)

195 If you're in short supply, Quaalude begins with a Q too.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (Eicbe)

196 Maybe adding hydrogen to perchlorate?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (hr5kG)

197 CreampieLover69@aol has logged into the chat:

https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1242255995470065664
Posted by: El Kabong at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (datdl)

How the fuck Kelly Ann can stomach to look at this fat mound of shit is beyond me.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (u6xw0)

198 166 I'm growing more and more sexually attracted to Colonel Birx.

That is all.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (3inwt)

She does have a certain appeal. I loved her reaction yesterday to Trump's goofing on her about her brief self-quarantining. Did you see that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (PkFwF)

199 We should dolphinately follow the medias advice. Drink more fish tank cleaner.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (VpIIl)

200 Rick Wilson is Satan's puppet.
Convince me he's not.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (wiXsO)

201 Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a marine biologist!

Posted by: Zombie Bones McCoy at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (EgshT)

202 Um, yes, the chemical with the same name is the same chemical with a shortened name.

The fish tank cleaner may or may not have additives, etc. Bit the real problem is the guy ate 1/4 tsp. of the shit, which is god only knows how many mg or grams of the substance.

So not only is the stuff not purified, it's impossible to dose.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroquine

"other names: chloroquine phosphate"
Posted by: imp

Correct dosage is like 200 mg.
He took like 5,700+ mg.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (FZxI4)

203 The Surgeon General seems very young
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (CqE5x)

I thought so too, but then I realized it's because ....well, b/c I am old.

FOR SOME VALUE OF OLD, DAMMIT!

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (2GPSc)

204 190 imagine that.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (uU4hK)

205 I mean, this would be the absolute FIRST time the media ever got anything wrong, especially if it related to Trump.
We should cut them some slack, you know?

Me, I'm still waiting for the million dollar check that Bloomberg guy is sending to everyone in America.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (e284m)

206 H2O2 means it's twice as good as plain H2O !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM

Twice the oxygen content, sounds good to me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (BiNEL)

207 171 When did Surgeons General start wearing Admiral uniforms?
It looks silly, unless this one really is an Admiral.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (gd9RK)

So you are saying the General is an Admiral? Makes sense to me.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (kUmUV)

208 Putting things where they don't belong is the new normal.

Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (RuIsu)

209 The lovely Mrs. takes Plaquenil (hydroxychloroquine) for her lupus/RA symptoms. Has for a few years.

Her Dr. has told her to not clean the fish tanks with it. Does not work.

I may have made up that last part.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (Y4EXg)

210 If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.

https://youtu.be/L4HJY9tQ94M?t=8

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (9t0Zz)

211 Wish the US Attorney in AZ would charge the media who first equated the fish cleaner w the drug w criminal negligence or something.

Posted by: EveR at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (ZZDMQ)

212 "an American anesthesiologist and a vice admiral in the U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps who currently serves as the 20th Surgeon General of the United States."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (WI7YS)

213 On the bright side, there are two less people in the world to fall victim to malaria.

Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (ATCV4)

214 quotes from NBC

The man's wife told NBC News she'd watched televised briefings during which President Trump talked about the potential benefits of chloroquine.
The name "chloroquine" resonated with the man's wife, who asked that her name not be used to protect the family's privacy. She'd used it previously to treat her koi fish.

"I saw it sitting on the back shelf and thought, 'Hey, isn't that the stuff they're talking about on TV?'"

The Arizona woman NOW warns others to listen to medical professionals for the best coronavirus advice.

"Be careful and call your doctor," she said.

"This is a heartache I'll never get over."

shouldn't this woman who is in icu? be spending her time recovering and not talking to news reporters?
are reporters allowed to interview patients in icu?

Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (NAbCm)

215 Regardeless : We should be treating Nancy Pelosi with this stuff.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (J8Jff)

216 "Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (PkFwF)"

Yup. If she's on, I'm watching.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (3inwt)

217 1. Bat flu
2.???
3. Cured by fish tank cleaner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 01:34 PM (3Hp/M)

1. Bat flu
2. FLYING FISH?
3. Cured by fish tank cleaner

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (DjiZK)

218 171 When did Surgeons General start wearing Admiral uniforms?

It looks silly, unless this one really is an Admiral.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (gd9RK)

At least since WWII with Norman T. Kirk. Remember C. Everett Koop in th 1980's? He wore the uniform too.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (8/7u2)

219 NOT REEF SAFE.

Posted by: The Label on the Package at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (tVQUs)

220 One thing is for sure, this pair were Democrats.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (ohWrE)

221 The pool cleaner is made of Calcium Hypochloride! Who needs milk when we have this stuff around!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

222 197 CreampieLover69@aol has logged into the chat:

https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1242255995470065664
Posted by: El Kabong at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (datdl)

How the fuck Kelly Ann can stomach to look at this fat mound of shit is beyond me.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (u6xw0)

I seriously doubt she sees him much. My WAG is he no longer lives in the same house as her.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (cF8AT)

223 >>"This is a heartache I'll never get over."

But that Life Insurance Check will certainly help a bit...

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (J8Jff)

224 PBR is 2/3 lead!!!!

Posted by: db at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (1efdY)

225 I'm not being snarky here - but if actual science education was still a thing, the complete ignorance of science on display by the MSM might not be such a thing.

Science isn't taught anymore. "Climate Science" is taught. Science has been corrupted and perverted and is now the skin suit of every crackpot theory The Left can shove up its butt.

Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (oGBso)

226 61 Nice to hear the President say right out the bill that was being discussed by Pelosi was unsignable.

He's in the drivers seat and knows it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (WEBkv)

I should never have doubted this man's instincts.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (iuFgi)

227 Again how does a woman in critical condition in an ICU give media interviews?

Hint: they make shit up.

"Wheeze twice if Trump told you to eat fishtank cleaner!"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (mw1Wz)

228 Yes, Jay, I know that. I'm not stupid. I'm an engineer, took chem classes. Even taking the same chemical formula of drugs, but meant for other purposes is dangerous as there are additives and chemical impurites for other uses that can kill you.

Posted by: jim at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (DF+pC)

Fair enough. I just wanted to warn laymen off from trying their hand at this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (PkFwF)

229 169 Again how does a woman in critical condition in an ICU give media interviews?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (uU4hK)

Blink once for "Orange Man Bad"

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at March 24, 2020 01:41 PM (DB16e)

230

I don't know who is dumber. The 2 cretins who took fish tank cleaner or the dipshits responding to the Twatter story saying it's Trump's fault and completely oblivious to the fact the 2 fuckwits took fish tank cleaner and not the actual drug

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 01:41 PM (3Hp/M)

231
Thank a teacher!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 01:41 PM (pNxlR)

232
I thought so too, but then I realized it's because ....well, b/c I am old.

FOR SOME VALUE OF OLD, DAMMIT!
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (2GPSc)
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No, we're just old.

Embrace the codgery because that leads to curmudgeon status.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:41 PM (WEBkv)

233 198 166 I'm growing more and more sexually attracted to Colonel Birx.

That is all.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (3inwt)

She does have a certain appeal. I loved her reaction yesterday to Trump's goofing on her about her brief self-quarantining. Did you see that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (PkFwF)

She hooked me day one.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:41 PM (WrOkn)

234 170 If a chemical compound has any letters in common with another chemical compound, it is the same chemical compound in all respects.

Posted by: The Science Lovers of the Media Who Think Mike Bloomberg Could Have Given Everyone in America $1 Mil

So Pb and peanut butter is the same?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (FZxI4)

Pb and Naval Jelly Sammiches

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:41 PM (JFO2v)

235 Well, I don't want to sound like a dick or nothing, but...ah...it says on your chart you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What you should do is like..ah...you know...like you know what I mean...ah. ha-ha.

Posted by: Idiocracy Doctor at March 24, 2020 01:41 PM (8Xxh3)

236 When did Surgeons General start wearing Admiral uniforms?

They are commissioned public health officers--they have always worn the Navy unis.
Posted by: Circa

If they're generals, why would they wear an admiral's outfit?
Why wouldn't they be Surgeon Admirals?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:41 PM (FZxI4)

237 Now Nemo has a shitty tank!! Selfish Heidi!

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:41 PM (90T4r)

238 I thought so too, but then I realized it's because ....well, b/c I am old.

Grocery store has a sign up saying that certain hours are reserved for the olds, so I made a mental note to avoid it between 1 and 3 until I read that they define olds as My Age!

I did not have a most generous reaction.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:41 PM (gd9RK)

239 I still think the "murdered her husband and took a little to look good" theory has legs. Maybe I've seen too much Forensic Files.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 01:41 PM (KZzsI)

240 Trump's goofing: he turns bureaucrats into humans.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:42 PM (WrOkn)

241 In the ICU, husband dead, but she's available to talk to reporters and run her yap.

Yeah, they should look at the possibility she murdered an inconVEENient husband. Her lawyer can offer the standard "Trump made me do it" defense.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 01:42 PM (COzlW)

242 The Surgeon General was born in 1974; He looks younger than that to me, but many of us here were born somewhat earlier than 1974.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 01:42 PM (WI7YS)

243 Trump must be trying to goad Cuomo into running against him

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 01:42 PM (CqE5x)

244

Correct dosage is like 200 mg.
He took like 5,700+ mg.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (FZxI4)

This was my question. They're not telling you whether he actually followed the dosage instructions or if he just grabbed him a spoonful and washed it down with a nice cold beer.

Either way, you're a fucking retard if you watched the news, saw a story about something containing an ingredient and you go give it a shot.

Darwin Awards for the 2 of them.

I'm hoping they didn't breed because we REALLY need to slow the roll on the race to Idiocracy.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

245
Journalism student are the dumbest on any university

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 01:42 PM (uZuKb)

246 So what's going on - does Trump realize that the dems are likely to put Cuomo on the ticket?

That is the second (minor) snipe he has made at him.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 01:42 PM (LWu6U)

247 Correct dosage is like 200 mg.

He took like 5,700+ mg.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (FZxI4)

BS. Next you'll tell us that Rohypnol cannot be successfully dosed as a tranquilizer.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at March 24, 2020 01:42 PM (KnJdm)

248 Science isn't taught anymore. "Climate Science" is taught. Science has been corrupted and perverted and is now the skin suit of every crackpot theory The Left can shove up its butt.

Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (oGBso)

This.

One of our kids contemplated taking an "environmental science" class in high school. The reading list was all Communist agitprop: Silent Spring, Earth First crap, etc.

He passed. It had no science whatsoever. No mention of the carbon, nitrogen, etc. cycles, nothing. Just leftist eco-crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:42 PM (PkFwF)

249 Trump is killing the media/Dems --literally with a sword cutting off heads at the Town Hall

* Corrections: Trump it's not literally killing people on TV, only figuratively

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 24, 2020 01:42 PM (vPKfA)

250 PBR is 2/3 lead!!!!
Posted by: db

PBR is canned skunk piss.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:42 PM (FZxI4)

251 quotes from NBC

The man's wife told NBC News she'd watched televised briefings
during which President Trump talked about the potential benefits of
chloroquine.

The name "chloroquine" resonated with the man's wife, who asked that
her name not be used to protect the family's privacy. She'd used it
previously to treat her koi fish.

"I saw it sitting on the back shelf and thought, 'Hey, isn't that the stuff they're talking about on TV?'"

You mean the stuff in a package that says 'Not Safe For Human Consumption' in big letters? Yeah drink that and it's Trump's fault you stupid bitch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (3Hp/M)

252 Regardeless: We should be treating Nancy Pelosi with this stuff.

Her scale rot is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (33O8j)

253 We should dolphinately follow the medias advice. Drink more fish tank cleaner.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (VpIIl)

Oh, you are such a clown fish!

Posted by: Adriane the Philosophy Critic ... at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (LPnfS)

254 he Surgeon General was born in 1974; He looks younger than that to me, but many of us here were born somewhat earlier than 1974.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 01:42 PM (WI7YS)

Good point.

Still, he seems very young and chipper for a 45 year-old.
Plenty of 45 year olds look OLD.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (CqE5x)

255 No, we're just old.

Embrace the codgery because that leads to curmudgeon status.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

I wear my curmudgeonness proudly.

Now get off my lawn!

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (2GPSc)

256 Nice to hear the President say right out the bill that was being discussed by Pelosi was unsignable.

He's in the drivers seat and knows it.

---

That's reassuring.

It might be time to remind the representative from San Francisco and the senator from NY where the kung flu hotspots are right now, too.

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (kOpft)

257 As we all know from Rick Wilson, experts never admit they were mistaken or uninformed, they always double down and attack anyone who points out their errors. That's what real experts do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

258 NOT REEF SAFE.
Posted by: The Label on the Package at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (tVQUs)

Never mind the whole NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION thing.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

259 One question to the chattering class we're all asking now that we're stuck at home, watching out 401ks crash, jobs disappear, etc.: What's the point of YOU?

VDH's latest column:

I think one of the strangest of all sequelae to the virus and the lockdowns might be the millions of high-paid Americans whose absences were hardly missed either by the public or count much in subsequent economic analyses of damage to the economy.

In a sophisticated society under lockdown, is it more existentially valuable to know how to fix a toilet, replace a circuit breaker, or change a tire, or to be a New York fashion designer, a Hollywood actor, or a corporate merger lawyer? At 9 p.m., when you go downtown in need of a critical prescription, are you really all that furious that a law-abiding citizen who has a gun and concealed permit is also in line --- or would you be more relieved that gun control laws might ensure that his ilk never enters an all-night pharmacy?

So who is important and who not? . . .

What value do Rick Wilson, George Conway, Taylor Swift, Edris Elba, Heid Pryzbyla et al. provide? Srsly

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (bDqIh)

260 Quoting a tweet here by Sundance at TCTH ... The democrats were able to impeach Trump on a false claim of withholding funds from the Ukraine government. So have Republicans given any thought about what they can do about Pelosi factually withholding urgent funds from middle-class Americans?

Posted by: Kathy at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (qv3wo)

261 9 I'm not a chemist, but are chloroquine and choloroquine phosphate even the same thing? The second sounds like a compound that includes the first, and may or may not have similar properties.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (kOpft)

---

Chloroquine phosphate is one of the chemicals they've been talking about, and yes, it's the same as the fish tank cleaner. However, it is the more stringent of drugs that have been used to treat/prevent malaria in Africa. More side effects that hydrochloroquine, which is primarily what the doctors who are on board are prescribing and monitoring, I think in combination with that drug that starts with A (z-pac).

And more and more doctors are using it, labels be damned, on serious CV cases, and getting results. The media is desperate to stop this, because a treatment fucks up everything for Team D.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (TXOkZ)

262 Fentanyl sounds like Benadryl. Should knock out that stuffy nose, tout suite.

Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (ABjxW)

263 I did not know that fish got malaria. Learn something every day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (PkFwF)

264 Remember C. Everett Koop in th 1980's? He wore the uniform too.
=======

I will never forget Mr. Koop.

When I was very young, he was doing some town hall thing on TV about HIV - some woman stood up and asked, "Can you get HIV from mouth to anus?"

He replied, "Ma'am, you can get much more serious diseases than AIDS from mouth-to-anus."

The look on her face was priceless. She was like, "Oooh." and sat down quietly.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (vg8iE)

265 Nice to hear the President say right out the bill that was being discussed by Pelosi was unsignable.

Read a report that Pelosi caved and deep sixed the House bill. No idea if that's accurate or just rumor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

266 Cuomo on the ticket? Oh yeah, it's coming. They're gonna brag on how he saved the country.

Take that to the bank.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (e284m)

267 Our Willie passed away today
His face we'll see no more
'Cause what he thought was H20
Was H2SO4.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (oVJmc)

268 When did Surgeons General start wearing Admiral uniforms?

It looks silly, unless this one really is an Admiral.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

---

The US Public Heath Service is a uniformed service. They can wear US Navy uniforms. I believe Sturgeon General is a 4 star Admiral. To lazy to check.

(I'm expecting bonus points for that!)

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (Y4EXg)

269 In fact, he will be the LEAD on the ticket.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (e284m)

270 Don't you see, the label is all wrong, it needs to be corrected. It should read "Not for human consumption. We really mean it!"

I smell a lawsuit.

Posted by: Pliney at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (nzKWW)

271 Tide Pods cures coronavirus. Permanently.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (r+sAi)

272 PBR > PBJ

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (88+cf)

273 228
Yes, Jay, I know that. I'm not stupid. I'm an engineer, took chem
classes. Even taking the same chemical formula of drugs, but meant for
other purposes is dangerous as there are additives and chemical
impurites for other uses that can kill you.

Posted by: jim at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (DF+pC)

Fair enough. I just wanted to warn laymen off from trying their hand at this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (PkFwF)

Fair enough. BTW, tonic water is not toxic (in regular doses). Ever had a Gin and Tonic?

Posted by: jim at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (DF+pC)

274 "Viagra gave me a huge erection! Imagine how big I'll get if I take this whole bottle!"

Posted by: Arizona Man at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (CqE5x)

275 lol. They should put Cuomo on the ticket. If you think we're having fun with Biden, that will be like a carnival.

Cuomo hasn't run nationally for a reason. The guy has more skeletons in his closet than a graveyard.

So yeah, let that dope run...

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (VpIIl)

276 "Neither this tragedy nor the coronavirus pandemic would have happened under a President Hillary." -- [insert favorite Leftard here]

Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (n63ms)

277 225 I'm not being snarky here - but if actual science education was still a thing, the complete ignorance of science on display by the MSM might not be such a thing.

Science isn't taught anymore. "Climate Science" is taught. Science has been corrupted and perverted and is now the skin suit of every crackpot theory The Left can shove up its butt.

Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (oGBso)

Most of the Progressive Movement idea are based on junk science. What is now Planned Parenthood (and loved by the left) was Sanger beliefs (as well as many scientist) that the poor were stuck in their fate and poor people could on breed more poor.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (JFO2v)

278 What value do Rick Wilson, George Conway, Taylor Swift, Edris Elba, Heid Pryzbyla et al. provide? Srsly
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (bDqIh)

Ballast.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (PkFwF)

279 What ARE you people, ON DOPE!!???!

Posted by: Mr. Hand at March 24, 2020 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

280 Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:41 PM (gd9RK)

You will never be old, Bander, unless you're in your crotchety moments because you enjoy life and have a good sense of humor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 01:45 PM (WI7YS)

281 These are the same people that would drink cocktails made with methanol alcohol, if it was packaged as "Organic Wood Alcohol."

Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 01:45 PM (+0uDE)

282 I blame the AoS commenters for their constant trolling with lines and lines of dirty fish puns !

--

We're a bunch of bottom feeders, you know.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 01:45 PM (JoUsr)

283 Is it safe ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:45 PM (rpxSz)

284 POTUS just smacked Cuomo!

"He was offered 15,000 ventilators, to buy, in 2015 for a future epidemic. Instead he chose death panels and other things. He didn't want the ventilators when he could have bought them at low cost."

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 24, 2020 01:45 PM (2SVr3)

285 DON'T LISTEN TO ACE! SODIUM CHLORIDE WILL MAKE YOU GAIN WATER WEIGHT!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:45 PM (bkUtD)

286 Why isn't going back to work bad, Hemmer?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:45 PM (WrOkn)

287 What value do Rick Wilson, George Conway, Taylor Swift, Edris Elba, Heid Pryzbyla et al. provide? Srsly
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (bDqIh)
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CO2 for the plants.

Posted by: Optimistic Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:45 PM (Eicbe)

288 My wife's doctor told her she should drink six glasses of Dihydrogen Monoxide (H2O) a day, but after drinking just one glass of undiluted Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) she is horribly dead! The same exact chemicals!
Posted by: Patrick Sullivan at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM

Should have stuck with Oxygen Dihydride.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2020 01:45 PM (DMUuz)

289 >>48 Welp I got laid off today due to the Coronavirus panic. Makes this media behavior personal. Or more personal I guess, trying to destroy my country was always personal.
Posted by: Someguy at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (Zm+LZ)

That sucks. It's no consolation, but I know how you feel. I was let go due to a reduction in force in November. Was living check-to-check then. Had to file for bankruptcy to prevent foreclosure on my home. I've been applying for jobs like crazy since, but no one is hiring in my profession. Because I haven't been able to make any payments to the bankruptcy court, the case has been dismissed and I'm now going to lose my home.

Interesting times. We'll all find a way through. As they say, when you're going through hell, just keep going.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 24, 2020 01:46 PM (dmYb7)

290 278 What value do Rick Wilson, George Conway, Taylor Swift, Edris Elba, Heid Pryzbyla et al. provide? Srsly
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (bDqIh)

compost

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:46 PM (rpxSz)

291 I still think the "murdered her husband and took a little to look good" theory has legs. Maybe I've seen too much Forensic Files.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 01:41 PM (KZzsI)

If she goes on a spending spree from a humongous life insurance policy when she gets out of ICU ...

Posted by: Adriane the Philosophy Critic ... at March 24, 2020 01:46 PM (LPnfS)

292 282 I blame the AoS commenters for their constant trolling with lines and lines of dirty fish puns !

--

We're a bunch of bottom feeders, you know.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 01:45 PM (JoUsr)

Flounder!!!!!!

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:46 PM (90T4r)

293 The SG has been a solid dude since the beginning of this crisis. I don't care how old he is, we owe him a debt of gratitude.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:46 PM (VpIIl)

294 To lazy to check.

(I'm expecting bonus points for that!)

You'd fit right in with my eighth graders.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:46 PM (gd9RK)

295

This was my question. They're not telling you whether he actually followed the dosage instructions or if he just grabbed him a spoonful and washed it down with a nice cold beer.

Either way, you're a fucking retard if you watched the news, saw a story about something containing an ingredient and you go give it a shot.

Darwin Awards for the 2 of them.

I'm hoping they didn't breed because we REALLY need to slow the roll on the race to Idiocracy.
Posted by: Sponge

No, one of the Twidiots did post their "recipe"

It was 1/4 tsp. of fish tank cleaner, 1 tsp. of baking soda(?!?!?) and 8 ounces of water.

5,700 MG?!?!?!?!?

Good God! No wonder he died right away.

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 01:46 PM (SFOr6)

296 Pompeo: U.S. to cut $1B in aid to Afghanistan over political turmoil -

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 24, 2020 01:46 PM (2SVr3)

297 >>>What value do Rick Wilson, George Conway, Taylor Swift, Edris Elba, Heid Pryzbyla et al. provide? Srsly

Coconut custard pie targets?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:46 PM (bkUtD)

298 I'm told a lot of people are sulfur deficient these days. Since humans are carbon based lifeforms, everyone should just start drinking Cesium. Since its chemical symbol looks like Carbon and Sulfur put together it must have all the benefits of Sulfur and Carbon.

Posted by: Flawed Chemistry Logic at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (tVQUs)

299 200 Rick Wilson is Satan's puppet.
Convince me he's not.
Posted by: redridinghood

Listen, do you know how many amazingly beautiful, hard bodied folks I have down here? If I'm gonna stick my hand up somebody's ass, it ain't gonna be some pasty faced, overweight, droopy mantitted soyboy.

Posted by: Satan at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (ZNuEi)

300 When I was very young, he was doing some town hall thing on TV about HIV - some woman stood up and asked, "Can you get HIV from mouth to anus?"

He replied, "Ma'am, you can get much more serious diseases than AIDS from mouth-to-anus."

The look on her face was priceless. She was like, "Oooh." and sat down quietly.
Posted by: bicentennialguy

OMG! ROTFLMAO.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (FZxI4)

301 But isn't all science settled?

Posted by: Cosda at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (ff2X/)

302 SG is a practicing anesthesiologist.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (WrOkn)

303
What value do Rick Wilson, George Conway, Taylor Swift, Edris Elba, Heid Pryzbyla et al. provide? Srsly
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (bDqIh)

Chum

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (pNxlR)

304 True Origin of the Meep

A few weeks ago, in a long-forgotten ONT, or it could've been some other thread, I postulated an observation along the following lines:

Democrats: Wylie E. Coyote

Trump: Road Runner.

Observation: Every time the Democrats buy a new ACME Russia Hoax Spring Trap, or an ACME Rocket Stormy Daniels, or an ACME Judge Kavanaugh, they always end up with the same woebegone look on their face as Wylie E. Coyote, when his latest ACME endeavor (often, quite literally) blows up in his face.

And there remains Trump, resplendent in his Road Runner finery, basically saying:

.. meep meep, mutherfuckers.

/end of recounting a memory

And Nurse Ratched saw it, loved it, has adopted the "meep meep, mutherfuckers", (and other versions she's adapted to suit her preferences), and run with it as a design, trademarked signature here, ever since.

More power to her, says I.

This is a factual account. One of you with Mega Serch-fu talents, might be able to go back in time and find my original expression from so long ago, and bring it forward as a more historically accurate posting of the record.

I'm sure my wording in the allegory was slightly different. But the story itself, wasn't, isn't and shall remain the same.

You can take that to the bank.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (QzJWU)

305 I'm not being snarky here - but if actual science education was still a thing, the complete ignorance of science on display by the MSM might not be such a thing.

The chattering media classes would still get it all wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

306 Does this stuff fight the butt secks virus?

I mean if my anon partner sprinkles it on rather than eating it?

Posted by: Buttgig at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (fNWtj)

307 >>The SG has been a solid dude since the beginning of this crisis.

Still. I prefer the original Les Paul.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (J8Jff)

308 Sodium Chloride is almost the same as Sodium Hypochlorite, except one is table salt and the other is bleach. My food tastes acidic and my clothes are salty, and I can't figure out why.

Posted by: Angel Artiste at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (qMz/g)

309 PBR is canned skunk piss.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:42 PM (FZxI4)

Yes, but only 1/3!!!!eleventy!

Posted by: db at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (1efdY)

310
302 SG is a practicing anesthesiologist.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (WrOkn)

Don't get huffy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (pNxlR)

311 Hemmer's trying to create conflict.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (WrOkn)

312 293 The SG has been a solid dude since the beginning of this crisis. I don't care how old he is, we owe him a debt of gratitude.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:46 PM (VpIIl)

Yeah, he's all normal and stuff. Unusual.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (90T4r)

313 I think it's likely in this case that it was the dosage of the chemical that killed him, since he basically took a weeks worth of chloroquine tablets in one dose. Either that, or whatever additives are in it.

I've also seen it suggested that the wife murdered her husband since they both took it, but she conveniently vomited it up.

If that's the case, all the media's too much of this can kill you, KILL YOU I SAY! hysteria is what gave her the idea.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (xmKbk)

314 281 These are the same people that would drink cocktails made with methanol alcohol, if it was packaged as "Organic Wood Alcohol."

Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 01:45 PM (+0uDE)

I read about a country that added wood alcohol to their medicinal and industrial alcohol to poison people trying to get drunk.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (JFO2v)

315 Quoting a tweet here by Sundance at TCTH ... The democrats were able to impeach Trump on a false claim of withholding funds from the Ukraine government. So have Republicans given any thought about what they can do about Pelosi factually withholding urgent funds from middle-class Americans?
Posted by: Kathy at March 24, 2020 01:43 PM (qv3wo)
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No one has paid the price for any of that - why the GOP doesn't go on offense and start using anything from the truth to stretching it as far as possible against the Dems? Start throwing shit against the wall and make them prove their innocence - that's how it works now right?

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (/ZYFC)

316 >>When I was very young, he was doing some town hall thing on TV about HIV - some woman stood up and asked, "Can you get HIV from mouth to anus?"

Not Uranus.

Posted by: NASA at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (J8Jff)

317 You'd fit right in with my eighth graders.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

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HA! My wife says I have the maturity of a sixth grader!!

Neener, neener!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (Y4EXg)

318 This would be similar to going under your kitchen sink, grabbing the bottle of Orange/citrus based cleaner and drinking it down for a vitamin C boost.

Sorry lady, you're fucking dumb. Really fucking dumb.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

319 270 Don't you see, the label is all wrong, it needs to be corrected. It should read "Not for human consumption. We really mean it!"

I smell a lawsuit.
Posted by: Pliney

or a premeditated murder charge that the media will not report on because it no longer bleeds orange blood.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (NAbCm)

320 Flounder!!!!!!

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:46 PM (90T4r)

I dindu nuffin.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (KnJdm)

321
222 197 CreampieLover69@aol has logged into the chat:

https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1242255995470065664
Posted by: El Kabong at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (datdl)

How the fuck Kelly Ann can stomach to look at this fat mound of shit is beyond me.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (u6xw0)

I seriously doubt she sees him much. My WAG is he no longer lives in the same house as her.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:40 PM (cF8AT)
*************
The man is repulsive. He undermines his wife and it's disgusting to see this display of disrespect.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (wiXsO)

322 "Neither this tragedy nor the coronavirus pandemic would have happened under a President Hillary." -- [insert favorite Leftard here]
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM

The virus would've stayed in China. Hey, it recognizes borders after all!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (COzlW)

323 The look on her face was priceless. She was like, "Oooh." and sat down quietly.
Posted by: bicentennialguy

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Baby wipes.

Posted by: The CHiPs Movie several years back at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (Eicbe)

324 Ugh. Stop speaking Colonel Birx. Why do you torture me like this?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (3inwt)

325 >>>My food tastes acidic and my clothes are salty, and I can't figure out why.

Your clothes are salty because you never take them to dinner anymore.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (bkUtD)

326 This reminds me of the Tide Pod challenge. Totally fueled by the media.

Posted by: Picric at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (nonGu)

327 I know most people don't recognize chemical names, but "Phosphate" is a great big blinking red sign saying that this is a Cleaning Product. Not Something you should put in your mouth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (Kpl3J)

328 >>You'd fit right in with my eighth graders.

Yes. Yes I would.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (J8Jff)

329 The virus would've stayed in China. Hey, it recognizes borders after all!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (COzlW)
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The Coronovirus did not kill itself.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (Eicbe)

330 Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (Y4EXg)

Is she having any trouble getting her prescription refilled right now? Reports on Twitter that people are getting "preemptive" prescriptions and "hoarding" it, but the sources are unverified/suspect.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (uquGJ)

331

Oh my cod. This just scampi happening...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (mw1Wz)

332
298 I'm told a lot of people are sulfur deficient these days. Since humans are carbon based lifeforms, everyone should just start drinking Cesium. Since its chemical symbol looks like Carbon and Sulfur put together it must have all the benefits of Sulfur and Carbon.
Posted by: Flawed Chemistry Logic at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (tVQUs)

Amen! And some cesium that you can ingest is hot, which increases its potency!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 01:50 PM (pNxlR)

333 >>>When I was very young, he was doing some town hall thing on TV about HIV - some woman stood up and asked, "Can you get HIV from mouth to anus?"

And that woman grew up to be Anna Hathaway.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:50 PM (bkUtD)

334 Actual coconut custard pies are very tasty if you like coconut; I am sorry Ace used it as code for
what he did. And I cannot believe that all these people or the majority of them are "c**". They're just Never Trumpers who sold themselves to the dark side.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 01:50 PM (WI7YS)

335 Good God. Please spare me these retards Oz and Siegel. They've been spouting the same self serving garbage for a week now.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:50 PM (VpIIl)

336 298 I'm told a lot of people are sulfur deficient these days. Since humans are carbon based lifeforms, everyone should just start drinking Cesium. Since its chemical symbol looks like Carbon and Sulfur put together it must have all the benefits of Sulfur and Carbon.
Posted by: Flawed Chemistry Logic at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (tVQUs)

It's science!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:50 PM (PkFwF)

337
Ahhhh, 81* and sunny.

Prime Coronavirus killin" weather.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2020 01:50 PM (z0XD8)

338 331

Oh my cod. This just scampi happening...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (mw1Wz)

Lol.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:50 PM (90T4r)

339 I know most people don't recognize chemical names, but "Phosphate" is a great big blinking red sign saying that this is a Cleaning Product.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (Kpl3J)
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They said there would be no Chemistry.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:51 PM (Eicbe)

340 I swear I heard Trump say drinking Semen killed this bat flu thing.

Posted by: ANDREW GILLUM at March 24, 2020 01:51 PM (lMn1U)

341 Amen! And some cesium that you can ingest is hot, which increases its potency!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 01:50 PM (pNxlR)

Elemental cesium is best for a truly unforgettable experience!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:51 PM (PkFwF)

342 My wife's doctor told her she should drink six glasses of Dihydrogen Monoxide (H2O) a day, but after drinking just one glass of undiluted Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) she is horribly dead! The same exact chemicals!
Posted by: Patrick Sullivan

Why is it so hard to drink six glasses of water a day, but 11 shots and four beers in two hours does down like a fat kid on a see-saw?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:51 PM (FZxI4)

343 Trump has never said that stuff was "pretty much a cure." He implied it was promising and like everyone, was on a wait and see. But that it looked promising. How that translates to eating fish tank cleaner I just don't know. Anyway, were these two Darwin winners even exhibiting flu symptoms at all?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 01:51 PM (JoUsr)

344 Dr. Oz?

Wow, he actually asked a decent question.

Yeah, I'm surprised.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:51 PM (WEBkv)

345 You'd fit right in with my eighth graders.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

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HA! My wife says I have the maturity of a sixth grader!!

Neener, neener!!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (Y4EXg)

Advanced Placement!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

346 What a train wreck Twitter is.

M.D. (@MissMDinTN)
Replying to @MichaelCoudrey
Trump's Presidential Administration is the equivalent of Jonestown. Trump is Jim Jones.

Last I checked, Trump didn't tell people to scarf down aquarium cleaner. Let alone drink down 8x more of the stuff than is called for to clean said aquarium. Never mind the "not for human consumption" stuff.

Pro tip to idiots: If there's poison control information on the label, don't ingest it unless you *really* know what you're doing because you're a chemist or a doctor or whatnot, and even then only if you're prepared to deal with the consequences of being wrong (e.g., illness, death, crippling, etc.).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 01:51 PM (e/H31)

347 Fox asked for questions and videos from everyday people. Meanwhile we get to hear these same dirtbags that are on tv blabbing all day long.

It's like a surprise anal, town hall. Thanks Fox.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:52 PM (VpIIl)

348 Darwin Award Finalist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:52 PM (oVJmc)

349 Melania Trump said rosewater makes a nice flavoring for homemade cakes, so I fed my wife's boyfriend a whole bunch of roses and he choked to death on the thorns. #thefirstladyisamurderer

Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at March 24, 2020 01:52 PM (Gyhs0)

350 And I object to that idiot saying that Chloroquine Phosphate is a "less safe version" of Hydroxychloroquine - NO! They are too completely different chemicals, which happen to share some elements! In organic chemistry, minor changes in what is attached to a base chemical radically change its effects! (Like sticking a Phosphate group on it!)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 01:52 PM (Kpl3J)

351 Fish Tank Lady is so stupid she ate the floor wax as well as the dessert topping.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 01:52 PM (COzlW)

352 The media would blame Trump for people dying of old age.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 01:52 PM (ifmtJ)

353 Obviously, we must add to the virus relief bill a provision requiring all fish tank cleaner packages be child-proof.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 24, 2020 01:52 PM (l3+k2)

354 Trump has never said that stuff was "pretty much a cure." He implied it was promising and like everyone, was on a wait and see. But that it looked promising. How that translates to eating fish tank cleaner I just don't know. Anyway, were these two Darwin winners even exhibiting flu symptoms at all?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 01:51 PM (JoUsr)
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You notice that the media has not provided one single quote to compare to?

I did.

I'm pretty sure he didn't say "in whatever form you find it, you have a right to try..." or anything like that.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:52 PM (Eicbe)

355 TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (3Hp/M)

Well the male of the pair won't have to worry about getting the flu - or any other disease.

Posted by: Grannymimi at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (u5LFV)

356 We're a country that adds poison to industrial ethanol to prevent people from drinking it. We just call it "denatured" so as not to scare the rubes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (+0AKE)

357 For herbal enthusiasts, aconite,nightshade, and fly agaric are sure fire virus killers. Or killers.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (90T4r)

358 Can't fix stupid

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (sy5kK)

359 IF IT IS WRONG FOR ME TO HOPE THE RICK WILSON GETS CHINESE FLU AND TAKES A DIRT NAP, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (pw+jk)

360 351
Fish Tank Lady is so stupid she ate the floor wax as well as the dessert topping.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 01:52 PM (COzlW)

Sounds like the type of person who'd get pregnant because they put contraceptive jelly on toast.

Posted by: jim at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (DF+pC)

361 101 9

I'm not a chemist, but are chloroquine and choloroquine phosphate even the same thing?

I am. No.

Posted by: pep

Um, yes, the chemical with the same name is the same chemical with a shortened name
No, because the name chloroquine can, as discussed in your link, cover multiple forms, depending on how the parent molecule is complexed. It can be a phosphate, a sulfate, an hydroxy, and probably many other things. Chloroquinone phosphate is one of multiple potential compounds.
Even if one of them is safe to take, that doesn't mean the others are.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (T6t7i)

362 The media would blame Trump for people dying of old age.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 01:52 PM (ifmtJ)
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They will. If they have any of the "Trump virus" in their blood, they will.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (Eicbe)

363 They said there would be no Chemistry.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:51 PM

Chemistry is just elementary physics.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (DMUuz)

364 I was doing some home dental work on my wife (can't go to a real dentist with the quarantine and all) and when I tried to to anesthetize her with some Nitrogen Dioxide, it killed her. How could that happen? It's only a little different from the stuff the Dentist uses.

Posted by: Some Idiot at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (tVQUs)

365 330 Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 01:39 PM (Y4EXg)

Is she having any trouble getting her prescription refilled right now? Reports on Twitter that people are getting "preemptive" prescriptions and "hoarding" it, but the sources are unverified/suspect.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

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No, I filled it yesterday and asked the pharmacist if they were having any supply chain issues. She did say they get get plenty but were (unofficially) throttling down opportunistic Rxs if they could id them but there really wasn't any issue at this time.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (Y4EXg)

366 Who is this Dr. Safire? She's hot.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (CqE5x)

367 These are the same reason blow dryers have pictures saying don't dry your hair while showering. And btw, did the husband die of kung flu? No! so it is preventative..

Posted by: pahound at March 24, 2020 01:54 PM (8UwM+)

368 If they are globbing onto 'tards drinking fish tank cleaner and dying, this thing has jumped the shark.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 24, 2020 01:54 PM (puu6v)

369 I know most people don't recognize chemical names, but "Phosphate" is a great big blinking red sign saying that this is a Cleaning Product.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (Kpl3J)

Competition smokers use phosphates in injections for their meats all the time.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

370 What in the world is going on? What weird universe have we entered? We have government people showing competence, intelligence and compassion while dealing with a crisis.

What foul manner of sorcery is this?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:54 PM (WEBkv)

371 324 Ugh. Stop speaking Colonel Birx. Why do you torture me like this?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (3inwt)

?

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:54 PM (7juvc)

372 Next up, toilet bowl cleaner tablets used as a colon cleansing suppository.

Hey, I heard it from Jake Tapper, it must be true!

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 01:54 PM (VpIIl)

373 >>>IF IT IS WRONG FOR ME TO HOPE THE RICK WILSON GETS CHINESE FLU AND TAKES A DIRT NAP, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.

Never happen. The man is an Adonis.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:54 PM (bkUtD)

374 You can take that to the bank.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2020 01:47 PM (QzJWU)

Drive thru window only.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 01:54 PM (q1Pj5)

375
When you confuse a preventative measure versus curative aid ... and ignore a screaming ALL CAPS warning not to ingest ... and willingly ignore that the curative aid itself is available only by prescription.

Reading for compression escapes most dolts.

(purposeful error in that last statement)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 01:54 PM (pNxlR)

376 Fish Tank Lady is so stupid she ate the floor wax as well as the dessert topping.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 01:52 PM (COzlW)

Sounds like the type of person who'd get pregnant because they put contraceptive jelly on toast.
Posted by: jim

Naval jelly - contraceptive jelly - same same.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:54 PM (FZxI4)

377 Good news, everyone! CVS has diet tonic water!

I needed a mixer for my fish tank cleaner.

No terlit paper to be had there or at Dollar Store. The lady at DS said they get supplies once a week.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2020 01:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

378 I'm pretty sure he didn't say "in whatever form you find it, you have a right to try..." or anything like that.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:52 PM (Eicbe)
+++++++++
You *do* have the right to try just about anything you can find. You also have the right to die from it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (e/H31)

379 Giving your husband fish aquarium cleaning stuff and claiming Trump said it was a cure for Coronavirus does sound like a plot for "Murder She Wrote" or a "Miss Marple" Mystery. How much is the life insurance policy for?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (WI7YS)

380 327 I know most people don't recognize chemical names, but "Phosphate" is a great big blinking red sign saying that this is a Cleaning Product. Not Something you should put in your mouth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (Kpl3J)

Nope. Phosphate salts are commonly used in pharmaceuticals. E.g., tetracycline phosphate.

See https://tinyurl.com/sbeqr8c

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (PkFwF)

381 The lefty saying "if you think education is expensive, try ignorance " is appropriate here

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (sy5kK)

382 This is your man on the street reporting in from a Costco visit. Did not attempt to go in at 8 am because the line went around the total perimeter of the store and at the end wound through a maze. Actually people that added a rain slicker to their mask, and gloves outfit.

and again...NO FUCKING ZOMBIES!!

we were promised zombies.

*sighs*

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (7ZMbn)

383 You can take that to the bank.

Drive thru window only.

Sucker!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (mw1Wz)

384 Why is it so hard to drink six glasses of water a
day, but 11 shots and four beers in two hours does down like a fat kid
on a see-saw?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:51 PM (FZxI4)

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Humans have adapted to beer. Also "Beer is water but water is not beer."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (pw+jk)

385 370 What in the world is going on? What weird universe have we entered? We have government people showing competence, intelligence and compassion while dealing with a crisis.

What foul manner of sorcery is this?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:54 PM (WEBkv)

I believe the current thinking is that 9/11 caused a new timeline fork or something....we're here in the Berestain universe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (ifmtJ)

386 Chloroquine phosphate is the form usually found in tablets and used as an anti-malarial drug.

This is the same family of drugs that may be effective against Covid 19.

Chloroquine phosphate has also been used in fish tank cleaners to kill/control an aquarium fish parasite.

I have no idea how pure the chemical used for aquarium cleaning is, and how much that these silly people in Arizona took.

The normal dosage is 200 mg, which is actually a rather small amount (1000 mg = 1 gm, 454 gms = 1 lb, so this is a tiny fraction of an ounce).

Taking too much of this will definitely kill you.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (vcOmj)

387 The cure for coronavirus is:

Two parts Plutonic Quarks
One part Cesium
bottled water

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (Ea8oc)

388 I know most people don't recognize chemical names, but "Phosphate" is a great big blinking red sign saying that this is a Cleaning Product. Not Something you should put in your mouth.

--

That's the stuff we can't use anymore to clean our dishes, correct? Aren't phosphates soap? Yeah, I'm no chemist.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (JoUsr)

389 If it's not Reef Safe, it's not safe for you.

Posted by: Surfperch's Rule of Thumb at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (tVQUs)

390 It must have been very difficult for the media to repress their honest reaction to this story, which would sound something like "Science Denying Trumpist Rubes Get What They Deserve", and instead pivot to a position of feigned sympathy ("Elderly Couple Victimized By Trump") because making Trump the villain in this scenario is more politically useful in this particular moment than belittling his supporters.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (Yn6WC)

391 Is she having any trouble getting her prescription refilled right now? Reports on Twitter that people are getting "preemptive" prescriptions and "hoarding" it, but the sources are unverified/suspect.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (uquGJ)

With my Medicare plan, I can't get a refill until two days before the prescription runs out. I had a helluva time a while back with my Warfarin (rat poison). My INR was all over the charts and I ran out more than two days before and I had to argue my head off to get a refill. Some drugs are stable, i.e., take twice a day. Period. Not Warfarin.

Posted by: RickZ at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (Y8PSl)

392 356 We're a country that adds poison to industrial ethanol to prevent people from drinking it. We just call it "denatured" so as not to scare the rubes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (+0AKE)

And killed and blinded thousands in Prohibition!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (JFO2v)

393

I bet I could have a whale of a time with Col Birx, no fluke.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (lg/F7)

394 "I read about a country that added wood alcohol to their medicinal and industrial alcohol to poison people trying to get drunk."

That would be the good ol' United States of America, Because the Revenuers want their money, and they're going to get it.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (xmKbk)

395 They said there would be no Chemistry.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:51 PM

Chemistry is just elementary physics.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (DMUuz)
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Or physics.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (Eicbe)

396 And these people's vote counts exactly the same as mine.

Posted by: zeera at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (zUdXR)

397 Fish tank cleaner isn't the cure for coronavirus, but it is the cure for stupidity.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (Ea8oc)

398 I know most people don't recognize chemical names, but "Phosphate" is a great big blinking red sign saying that this is a Cleaning Product.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (Kpl3J)

Competition smokers use phosphates in injections for their meats all the time.
Posted by: Sponge

I smoked two packs a day for 35 years. Never once entered a competition.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (FZxI4)

399 Way the Fuck OFF TOPIC....

I am the executor of my Dads estate and ......

I just feel completely incompetent to do this. I'm managing most of it but, I'm just really worried that I'm going to do something that fucks everything up. I'm so fucking overwhelmed right now. If I get this wrong.... It will be my brothers that get screwed. I really don't know what I'm doing.
Then this Chinese lung rot shit is complicating matters. School is closed until may. Locusts are strip mining the stores. Can't find bread anywhere. Can't even find flour or yeast.
Back in the 1970s my parents were part of a gospel quartet. They did a song called I Wish We'd All Been Ready. One part of that song was ...

Children died the days grew cold
A piece of bread could buy a bag of gold
I wish we'd all been ready
There's no time to change your mind
The Son has come and you've been left behind.

This keeps running through my head. I was definitely not ready for any of this shit.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (myjNJ)

400 236 When did Surgeons General start wearing Admiral uniforms?

They are commissioned public health officers--they have always worn the Navy unis.
Posted by: Circa

If they're generals, why would they wear an admiral's outfit?
Why wouldn't they be Surgeon Admirals?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:41 PM (FZxI4)

In the U.S. at least, Surgeon General is a title that carried over in usage from when European militaries began obtaining their own medical doctors. In the U.S. the Surgeon General holds the rank of Vice Admiral. The first public health agency in America was the Marine Hospital Fund, which took care of merchant sailors, thus the naval tradition was carried forward as the agency expanded and obtained more powers.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (n+0Aw)

401
And btw, did the husband die of kung flu? No! so it is preventative..
Posted by: pahound at March 24, 2020 01:54 PM (8UwM+)

For some values of "preventataive", yes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (pNxlR)

402 O2 vs. CO2.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

403 How many fish puns so far?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (7ZMbn)

404 Wait until dipshits try to season their foods with either pure Sodium or Chlorine.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (Y4EXg)

405 I thought Chemistry was a required high school course? No?

Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (nRWPy)

406 365:

"No, I filled it yesterday and asked the pharmacist if they were having any supply chain issues. She did say they get get plenty but were (unofficially) throttling down opportunistic Rxs if they could id them but there really wasn't any issue at this time."

It's a pretty good bet some fallow domestic production is being told to get ready to gear up. A shortage of prescription drugs would dwarf what this Wuflu has done very quickly.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 24, 2020 01:57 PM (puu6v)

407 that they define olds as My Age!

I did not have a most generous reaction.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

If Id've known I was going to live this long Id've shot some people and been out on probation by now.

Posted by: DaveA at March 24, 2020 01:57 PM (FhXTo)

408 I have zero problems with retards eating fish tank chems and going tits up.

Been advocating removing warning labels for years.

sorry, not fuckin' sorry.

Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at March 24, 2020 01:57 PM (Ayk4B)

409 If you ever wonder how stupid people can be...

This reminds me of a local story, a woman killed her boyfriend (she claimed accidentally) because he wanted to get drunk, but he had severe stomach ulcers which bled whenever he drank liquor (which is undoubtedly what caused the ulcers in the first place)

So, she "helped" him by giving him an enema of a full liter of Vodka, all at once. She really did. I suppose he died happy. IIRC, she was convicted of manslaughter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 01:57 PM (Kpl3J)

410 402
O2 vs. CO2.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

Oh sure Peebs jump on a technicality.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 01:57 PM (7ZMbn)

411 367 These are the same reason blow dryers have pictures saying don't dry your hair while showering. And btw, did the husband die of kung flu? No! so it is preventative..
Posted by: pahound at March 24, 2020 01:54 PM (8UwM+)

My favorite is the windshield sunscreens that suggest that you remove them from the windshield before driving.

Good tip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:57 PM (PkFwF)

412 The pancake recipe calls for 2 cups of milk. I'm all out of milk, so I substituted milk of magnesia. That should be OK, right?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (3JQ/p)

413 What value does Rick Wilson provide anyone-ugly sneering at Trump and his supporters doesn't exactly bring value to the market.
Has he ever provided intelligent analysis of anything?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

414 Who is this Dr. Safire? She's hot.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (CqE5x)

Dr. Nicole Saphier. I think she's one of Fox's medical guests.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (3Hp/M)

415 Magnesium Citrate, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (WrOkn)

416 Most of the Progressive Movement idea are based on junk science.

-
It's a three legged stool, junk science, junk law, junk news.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (+y/Ru)

417 What most people, and especially The Media, do not understand on the question of when to 're-open' the country is: PDT is acting as a good program manager must: Prodding and pushing the bureaucracy and the technical experts to come-up with solutions and actions sooner than later.

If PDT does not push Brix and Fauci on when it will be safe to re-start normal life, when will they get to that question on their own? What priority will they assign it? If PDT does not poke and prod and challenge the initial recommendations, safety-at-all-costs and bureaucratic inertia will rule.

Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (AMIL/)

418
I smoked two packs a day for 35 years. Never once entered a competition.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (FZxI4)

You missed out.

The competition was stiff, tho.

https://loge19.files.wordpress.com/ 2009/05/mouth-full-of-cigarettes1.jpg

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

419 *reads* "Hydrochloric Acid"

Well, I know Sodium Chloride is perfectly safe, so I'm sure this is, too.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (IMdOQ)

420 Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (Y4EXg)

Thanks. The tweets had the scoldy tone that sounded like they were intended for FUD. Good to get real info.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (uquGJ)

421 They should have gone the traditional route and had manwiches for dinner.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (r+sAi)

422 Oh my cod. This just scampi happening...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (mw1Wz)

hahaha

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (M+Lyo)

423 I've been taking Cesium injections every day for the past long fucking time. The shit is for real.

Posted by: Ruth Ginsburg at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (CLteG)

424 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (myjNJ)

Oh madame, you'll get through it. It's normal to feel like that because it's a yuge responsibility. Do you not have someone advising you?

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 01:59 PM (Ea8oc)

425
Chloroquine phosphate has also been used in fish tank cleaners to kill/control an aquarium fish parasite.

On the bright side, the guy died free of aquarium fish parasites.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 01:59 PM (pNxlR)

426 I know most people don't recognize chemical names, but "Phosphate" is a great big blinking red sign saying that this is a Cleaning Product. Not Something you should put in your mouth.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine are both administered in the pharmaceutical grade as either phosphate, sulfate or hydrochloride salts.

So no, the fact it was chloroquine phosphate is not the reason it killed this guy. He probably took too large a dose of the chemical. And who knows how pure it was?

A high enough dose will kill you. It will likely stop your heart.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 01:59 PM (vcOmj)

427 Raise your hand if you would ever look through your closet find something that has the same word as a rumored cure, and without symptoms, take that as a preventative.

Even if it itself was a medicine? (Not me either).

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:59 PM (Eicbe)

428 396
And these people's vote counts exactly the same as mine.

Posted by: zeera at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (zUdXR)

...and they want US to have a psych exam before we can have a gun.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 01:59 PM (7ZMbn)

429 O2 vs. CO2.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

vs. CO vs. Co.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 24, 2020 01:59 PM (tVQUs)

430 I smoked two packs a day for 35 years. Never once entered a competition.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (FZxI4)
--------------

Hmm, your smoke ring might intrigue Cannibal Slob.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:59 PM (WEBkv)

431 I have zero problems with retards eating fish tank chems and going tits up.

Been advocating removing warning labels for years.

sorry, not fuckin' sorry.
Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours

Need to get those 37 warning stickers off of ladders.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:59 PM (FZxI4)

432 Who is this Dr. Safire? She's hot.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 01:53 PM (CqE5x)

Dr. Nicole Saphier. I think she's one of Fox's medical guests.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (3Hp/M)

She is divine !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2020 01:59 PM (M+Lyo)

433 324 Ugh. Stop speaking Colonel Birx. Why do you torture me like this?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (3inwt)

She looks like she would giggle and blush in all the right places. Right? She looks like she would be also be good at "rapt attention".

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:59 PM (2GPSc)

434 On the bright side, the guy died free of aquarium fish parasites.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 01:59 PM (pNxlR)
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His tank was clean.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 02:00 PM (Eicbe)

435 By the way, we're counting this as another coronavirus fatality...

Posted by: The MFM at March 24, 2020 02:00 PM (IMdOQ)

436 If there is a homicide investigation, some obvious lines of inquiry would be:

who bought the stuff?
who cleaned the koi pond?
who came up with the idea?

and to the EMTs

were the containers they drank it out of still around? were they both equally consumed? had they been cleaned/thrown away? (guilty mind stuff)

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 24, 2020 02:00 PM (TXOkZ)

437 "a public serve, AND a way to get the facts out"

Wow, how often do those two overlap.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 02:00 PM (LWu6U)

438
It's beyond predictable isn't it?

USA Today: Coronavirus layoffs disproportionately hurt black and Latino workers: 'It's almost like doomsday is coming'

How did they miss it's hurting gays and wymyn too?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 02:00 PM (3Hp/M)

439 Taking too much of this will definitely kill you.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM (vcOmj)

So it was like having a bad headache and swallowing 1,000 aspirin to cure it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 02:00 PM (Kpl3J)

440 422
Oh my cod. This just scampi happening...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (mw1Wz)

hahaha

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (M+Lyo)

seconded!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 02:00 PM (7ZMbn)

441 China has FINALLY released the names of the first three victims of the Coronavirus.

Some Ting Wong
Ho Lee Fuk
Yu Dai Soon

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 02:00 PM (CqE5x)

442 Hmm, your smoke ring might intrigue Cannibal Slob.
Posted by: blake

Golf clap.

LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 02:00 PM (FZxI4)

443 I thought Chemistry was a required high school course? No?

If people KNEW science, they couldn't F'n LOVE Science.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 02:00 PM (oVJmc)

444 405 I thought Chemistry was a required high school course? No?
Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (nRWPy)

Hasn't it been replaced by Gender Studies??

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 02:00 PM (90T4r)

445 They have less intelligence than an ameepa.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 02:01 PM (NWiLs)

446 "Ricin...what? Ricin beans?"

- Jesse Pinkman

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 02:01 PM (KxVoZ)

447 I had an infection so I just started eating all the mold I can found and now I am dead.

Trump told me penicillin was safe! Trump kept saying it was basically pretty much a cure.

But now I'm dead.

What...how am I typing? Oh I got better.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2020 02:01 PM (WdocV)

448 O2 vs. CO2.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

vs. CO vs. Co.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 24, 2020 01:59 PM (tVQUs)

Barry O: Corps vs. corpse

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (3Hp/M)

449 So is GNC's Hydroxicut good to use on Chinese Flu?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (pw+jk)

450 Fish Tank Cleaner Control Now!

Unless it can used for inducing abortions, then Fish Tank Cleaner Subsidies Now!

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (dYe5S)

451
Label says the chemical is toxic to "inverts". Guy could have been an "invert". (Which of the 57 genders is that one, again?)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (pNxlR)

452 Those retards need to really mullet over before resorting to aquarium cleaner.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (7ZMbn)

453 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (myjNJ)

--

I'm so sorry you're going through that with your dad's estate. I feel your pain. I was the executrix for my mom's a decade ago, and part of it had to go through probate too. I felt so confused and lost with it all. All I kept thinking of was why does this have to be so hard, so difficult to navigate through all this legal stuff after she died? When that kind of thing is not your world, it's not fun. You never know if you're doing something right because it's so confusing. Did you hire an attorney? I had to. Very expensive. But I really had no choice with having to file court documents, etc. I pray your journey through all that is over soon.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (JoUsr)

454 I'm not a chemist, but are chloroquine and choloroquine phosphate even the same thing? The second sounds like a compound that includes the first, and may or may not have similar properties.

The first is the active cation and the second is the neutral compound.

A bigger problem is that everyone, including Ace, is conflating chloroquine with its hydroxlated relative, hydroxychloroquine. The latter is better known by its trade name Plaquenil. This isn't helping to clear the foul air generated by the media.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (7s3Gx)

455
USA Today: Coronavirus layoffs disproportionately hurt black and Latino workers: 'It's almost like doomsday is coming'
-----------------------------------------------------------------------I believe it. Maybe a lot of these people were just hired during Trump's economy--so they would be the first to go.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (CqE5x)

456 The Enemedia is now on record openly rooting for (while trying to cause) stock market plunges and a new Great Depression.

Under what laws are these criminal "businesses" allowed to keep operating?

Posted by: MarjBaldwin at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (C3tIt)

457 Cleans both fish tanks and the gene pool.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

458 Has he ever provided intelligent analysis of anything?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 01:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Most recently he has said that when all this is done he'd like to see a map overlay of Fox viewers and death toll of C19.

Now, I understand that there could still be a lot of (unwanted) conservatives in NY state--but he's the fool that wants to see a map overlay!

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 02:03 PM (Eicbe)

459 Ugh. Stop speaking Colonel Birx. Why do you torture me like this?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (3inwt)

Is she married to Hans Brix?

Posted by: Roland THTG
avec le pantalon
at March 24, 2020 02:03 PM (88+cf)

460 Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022)
@TeamTrump

Dr. Deborah Birx says the United States has done MORE testing in the last 8 days than South Korea did in 8 weeks!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:03 PM (vEIlU)

461
Fish Tank Cleaner Control Now!

It is long past time to have a serious conversation on sensible fish tank cleaner control.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 02:03 PM (pNxlR)

462 I am now in the camp that the lady poisoned her husband, took enough to make her sick, and then ORANGE MAN BAD!

Also I've only sort of been paying attention to the world, is there a new bill yet or no?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 24, 2020 02:03 PM (mf5HN)

463 442
Hmm, your smoke ring might intrigue Cannibal Slob.

Posted by: blake

Golf clap.

LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 02:00 PM (FZxI4)

??? .................wheres Ben when I need him?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 02:04 PM (7ZMbn)

464 I would actually like to know Jay--top of your head, "biggest" change to one molecule with an atom or two added.
Posted by: TexasDan

There is an orthophosphate organic ether (not going to bother with the name) that is fairly toxic. I got it on my skin once years ago and got very sick.

Changing a few molecules makes it Sarin or VX. And a drop on my skin would have killed me.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 02:04 PM (vcOmj)

465 451
Label says the chemical is toxic to "inverts". Guy could have been an "invert". (Which of the 57 genders is that one, again?)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (pNxlR)

Ya gotcher inverts, yer exverts, and yer perverts.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 02:04 PM (NWiLs)

466 I thought Chemistry was a required high school course? No?
___

So they like taught us that carbon peroxide was like, uh, poisoning the earth and stuff. And that it was gonna get do hot we would all freeze to death. They like showed a movie, which I think was a documentary of like the Statuette of Liberty like turning to ice n'stuff. Or like the ocean I think? And like there were monster waves. But like really bad you know?

Posted by: Some Student at March 24, 2020 02:04 PM (WdocV)

467 We live in stupid, stupid times.

All this carp is driving me bonkers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2020 02:04 PM (SENHs)

468 462 I am now in the camp that the lady poisoned her husband, took enough to make her sick, and then ORANGE MAN BAD!

Also I've only sort of been paying attention to the world, is there a new bill yet or no?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 24, 2020 02:03 PM (mf5HN)

Personally I'm wondering if they're a couple of junkies who couldn't score thanks to the current unpleasantness and went chasing a new high.

Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at March 24, 2020 02:04 PM (Gyhs0)

469 I thought Chemistry was a required high school course? No?
Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (nRWPy)

That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: Rachel Jenteal at March 24, 2020 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

470 Heidi Alphabets will be on a mourning show, most likely.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 02:05 PM (90T4r)

471 457
Cleans both fish tanks and the gene pool.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

THIS. Got no problem with thinning the herd this way.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 02:05 PM (7ZMbn)

472 I'm not a man given to saying things like
THE STUPID, IT BURNS!!!
But in this case I'll make an exception.
We live in the most stupid of times, from the scared idiots who self medicated the wrong shit to the media who lies and lies and lies about whatever they think they can attach to OrangeManBad.

We live in stupid times. It's no wonder so many don't know who or what to believe with such a duplicitous meida.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 24, 2020 02:05 PM (z79tQ)

473 I'm on the verge of having an age-appropriate crush on Dr. Birx, but her shawl looks like it costs what I make in a year.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 02:05 PM (gd9RK)

474 405 I thought Chemistry was a required high school course? No?
Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (nRWPy)

My son's chemistry textbook said that chemical compounds are made of ATOMS, connected by CHEMICAL BONDS.

I turned the page. The textbook started talking about glycosidic linkages in nucleic acids. WTF?

"You're taking your first uncertain steps? Now try pole vaulting."

I spoke with the chem teacher about this. He said that they don't teach pH because they don't teach the mole concept because so many students cannot grasp it (??).

So they talk about glycosidic linkages instead. Makes sense. No wonder kids hate chemistry. It was basically an exercise in memorization.

I also infer that the authors of the textbook - all high school teachers - were intellectually insecure, and trying to show how clever they were. There is NO WAY a HS chem textbook should be talking about glycosidic linkages, or, arguably about nucleic acids.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 02:05 PM (PkFwF)

475 >> I am now in the camp that the lady poisoned her husband, took enough to make her sick, and then ORANGE MAN BAD!

Pike-r.

Posted by: Lizzie Borden at March 24, 2020 02:05 PM (J8Jff)

476 is there a new bill yet or no <<<<<<
not yet, but apparently pelosi has given up on her wish list.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 02:05 PM (r+sAi)

477 I'm surprised there isn't a national shortage of xanax.

and if there isn't there should be.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 02:05 PM (d7Ww2)

478 It was OrangeManBad's ocular retard rays what did 'em in.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 02:05 PM (NWiLs)

479 So far it seems the Wuhan flu likes celebrities and the jet set.

And soon it will hit the San Fran street shitters.

I see why the left thinks this is the end of the world.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2020 02:06 PM (WdocV)

480 Dana Perino interviewing Bret Baier. It's like a slower CNN.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 24, 2020 02:06 PM (puu6v)

481

Um, yes, the chemical with the same name is the same chemical with a shortened name
No, because the name chloroquine can, as discussed in your link, cover multiple forms, depending on how the parent molecule is complexed. It can be a phosphate, a sulfate, an hydroxy, and probably many other things. Chloroquinone phosphate is one of multiple potential compounds.
Even if one of them is safe to take, that doesn't mean the others are.

Posted by: pep

Pep, I get that you're probably trying to stop people from doing something stupid. But the drug Chloroquine IS chloroquine phosphate (NOT THE SAME as the hydro- version).

It may have different additives in the pharmaceutical, it may have additives in the fish tank cleaner, but it is the same fucking molecule. It has a very narrow therapeutic range, and is easy to overdose, especially if you snarf down fractions of a TEASPOON of the shit.

But it is the same chemical.

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 02:06 PM (SFOr6)

482 >> I'm on the verge of having an age-appropriate crush on Dr. Birx, but her shawl looks like it costs what I make in a year.

Probably a good idea to wipe your dick on the drapes, instead.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 02:06 PM (J8Jff)

483 Cleans both fish tanks and the gene pool.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

A needed requirement in this age.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

484 Hello nurse! And a hearty meep!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 02:06 PM (NWiLs)

485 So it was like having a bad headache and swallowing 1,000 aspirin to cure it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

That's a good analogy.

Yes.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 02:06 PM (vcOmj)

486
Probably a good idea to wipe your dick on the drapes, instead.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 02:06 PM (J8Jff)

Check behind them, first.

Posted by: James Comey at March 24, 2020 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

487 Don't eat fish tank cleaner

you will get green around the gills and begin to flounder

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (M+Lyo)

488 477 I'm surprised there isn't a national shortage of xanax.

and if there isn't there should be.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 02:05 PM (d7Ww2)

==========

Dolley has a whole bunch of left over adderall.

Pretty much the same thing, right?

Woo!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (zZbCU)

489 405 I thought Chemistry was a required high school course? No?
Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (nRWPy)

You're thinking of fisting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (PkFwF)

490 "You're taking your first uncertain steps? Now try pole vaulting."

___

I still remember taking my first pole at 14. Mom's boyfriends really had some stuff to teach me!

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (WdocV)

491 13 Apparently this stuff cleans the gene pool too.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (axyOa)

I'm still laughing.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (IaFOh)

492 So it was like having a bad headache and swallowing 1,000 aspirin to cure it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

That's a good analogy.

Yes.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 02:06 PM (vcOmj)
---
Before you got the headache!

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (Eicbe)

493 top Darwin Award winner so far this year?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (CjFDo)

494 The meep heard around Dick Nevada.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (Sy+Lj)

495 OT: I'm watching a show on my DVR that I had forgotten was in record all new episodes mode. I'm not even sure if 'Legion' is still on. It's like X-Men if it was written by an LSD addict listening to Syd Barrett era Pink Floyd (one of the characters is named Sydney Barrett so I may be right). It's different so I suspect it's been long cancelled. I'm not sure what I think of it. Trippy is all that I can come up with.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (3ik46)

496 Still a bit chilly up here even though it's technically spring. Poured myself a big glass of antifreeze, should warm me right up.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (Geoni)

497 489 405 I thought Chemistry was a required high school course? No?
Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (nRWPy)

You're thinking of fisting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (PkFwF)

Pffft. That's in the elementary school curriculum now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (NWiLs)

498 Dana and Brit are dripping over work by Easter.

I thought it was going to be the end of the first 15 days.

If that medicine works we should go back to work Monday.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (WrOkn)

499 ??? .................wheres Ben when I need him?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 02:04 PM (7ZMbn)

-----------------

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE RICK WAS SAYING HE SMOKED 2 PACKS A DAY AND NEVER ENTERED A COMPETITION AFTER SOMEONE BROUGHT UP SMOKING COMPETITION.

YOU HAD TO BE THERE. I WAS AND I'M NOT SURE I GOT IT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGERERERER at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (WEBkv)

500 Tommy Vietor @TVietor08

Who would have predicted that Americans would be living under statewide lockdowns? But here we are: Isolated in our homes, working from our couches, bringing our bottles of red wine into our showers, and asking our plants if they're mad at us

response from CS

Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug

Liberal elites think life right now is drinking Bordeaux in the shower and teleconferencing from their gated communities.

The Real America is suffering under job losses and a pandemic that Senate Dems see as an opportunity to pass the green new deal.

Only Pres Trump can save us

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (vEIlU)

501 So it was like having a bad headache and swallowing 1,000 aspirin to cure it.

***

I guarantee you won't be worried about your headache at that point.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (WdocV)

502 487 Don't eat fish tank cleaner

you will get green around the gills and begin to flounder

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (M+Lyo)

And start swimming upside down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (PkFwF)

503 465
451

Label says the chemical is toxic to "inverts". Guy could have been an "invert". (Which of the 57 genders is that one, again?)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (pNxlR)

Ya gotcher inverts, yer exverts, and yer perverts.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 02:04 PM (NWiLs)

Not to mention your preverts, who were vert before it was cool.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (KnJdm)

504 Personally I'm wondering if they're a couple of junkies who couldn't score thanks to the current unpleasantness and went chasing a new high.
Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at March 24, 2020 02:04 PM (Gyhs0)

BC sent me this and it is so true:

No amount of soldiers are going to keep the US on lockdown. Imagine two tanks chasing a crackhead on a pink peppa pig bike because he's out of meth.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (mf5HN)

505 Oh my cod. This just scampi happening...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (mw1Wz)

Definitely in line for the best writing Oscar

who would you cast ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (rpxSz)

506 >>USA Today: Coronavirus layoffs disproportionately hurt black and Latino workers: 'It's almost like doomsday is coming'

Nancy Pelosi's "fix" does, too.

How does automatic extensions of non-immigrant H1B visa, millions to museums, NASA, NPR, SS administration, and college loan forgiveness help black and latino workers?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (bDqIh)

507 If people KNEW science, they couldn't F'n LOVE Science.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 02:00 PM (oVJmc)
---
Joseph Mengele was Science AF!

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (Eicbe)

508 Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow

In addition to bankrolling Media Matters, ProPublica, and their ilk, the Free Beacon now reports that Soros is also funding Wuhan Coronavirus attack ads against the president.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (vEIlU)

509 Oh my cod. This just scampi happening...
Posted by: deplorable unperson

made. my. day.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (NAbCm)

510 Hiya, Insom!

still no bodies in the streets here in Seattle.
no dumpster fires
the ERs are not overrun (except by illegals wanting a prescription for tylenol).

ugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (d7Ww2)

511 Journalists need to go to prison for the lies they're pushing.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (naEeR)

512 486
Probably a good idea to wipe your dick on the drapes, instead.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 02:06 PM (J8Jff)

Check behind them, first.
Posted by: James Comey at March 24, 2020 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Just jack off onto the plants. It saves time and money.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (CLteG)

513
Hmm.

Coronavirus stock faves ZM and TDOC are down today.

when market overall is up.

Thata market, she'sa crazy.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (z0XD8)

514 Libs: We think "hug a Chinese day" would be great idea! Watch this...

Normal people: That's crazy. Might even be Peak Stupid.

Retard with fish tank cleaner: Hold my beer...

Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (MxEKc)

515 Shelter in place order where I'm at, but I'm an introvert and work in an essential industry, so basically nothing has changed for me.

I hate all of this.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (J+mig)

516 I like Dr. Blix. I don't know what her politics are, but she seems as if she respects Trump's positive attitude.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (WI7YS)

517 A woman in Washington state years ago killed her husband with adulterated Tylenol capsules. To make it look random, she placed poisoned capsules in Tylenol bottles in local stores so other people would die, total strangers, just to throw the cops off the trail. She murdered a handful of people to cover up the murder of the husband. They caught her anyway.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (COzlW)

518 Cleans both fish tanks and the gene pool.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

-------------

Heh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (WEBkv)

519 Michael Knowles

"I would love to have the country opened up and raring to go by Easter." --President

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (vEIlU)

520 >>Personally I'm wondering if they're a couple of junkies who couldn't score thanks to the current unpleasantness and went chasing a new high.

That was my first thought: cartels are having trouble getting product over the border with the pandemic, so there are lots of people missing their meth, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (bDqIh)

521 And start swimming upside down.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (PkFwF)
---
Gold, Jerry, gold.

Posted by: Kenny Banya at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (Eicbe)

522 top Darwin Award winner so far this year?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (CjFDo)

Leader in the clubhouse.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

523 Here's the thing though. The media warned that this stuff could be dangerous, pushing the fish tank cleaner as equivalent, and then got their body count. They pushed for death and got one, so far.

Again, at what point does freedom of the press cross the line into yelling fire in a crowded theater? We give the press a lot of latitude, as we need to, but there has to be a line somewhere when it becomes not just libelous, but actually criminal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (KZzsI)

524 Rick Wilson can't autoeroticaphixiate soon enough.

His latest?

Hoping the map for the highest death toll corresponds with Fox News viewers.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (vPKfA)

525 502 487 Don't eat fish tank cleaner

definitely jumping the shark

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (rpxSz)

526 In solidarity with certain species of fish, Rick Wilson switched genders from male to female.

He was mistaken however, as he's always had a giant vagina.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (Geoni)

527 504 Personally I'm wondering if they're a couple of junkies who couldn't score thanks to the current unpleasantness and went chasing a new high.
Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at March 24, 2020 02:04 PM (Gyhs0)

BC sent me this and it is so true:

No amount of soldiers are going to keep the US on lockdown. Imagine two tanks chasing a crackhead on a pink peppa pig bike because he's out of meth.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (mf5HN)

A ha hah ha ha ha!!! You do wonderful visuals, alex!!!

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (90T4r)

528 Most recently he has said that when all this is done he'd like to see a map overlay of Fox viewers and death toll of C19.

That's nothing but mean spirited and stupid snark. It's not funny. It is ignorant. And offers nothing to anyone.
Yet he gets paid for being worthless. How do people get jobs like that?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

529
sorry, but once you go Full Cuck, you're always there stuck.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 01:29 PM (PbpT7)

Best meme saying ever, just add Tater's face, or Jonah, or French, or Boot, or...............

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (sy5kK)

530 Another thing- these retards ingested a teaspoon apiece of this stuff. A teaspoon of water equals about 5 g. Just the other day, the media was freaking out about the lethal effects of 2 g of actual chloroquine. So these geniuses gobble down 2.5 times that amount of something else altogether and still believe it to be Trump's fault.

Posted by: CPT11A at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (BD4N8)

531 Advertisement had a safe for sale. Fine print: Money not included.

That's a true story. Now am I lying.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (Sy+Lj)

532 I was baking a cake and put in baking powder instead of baking soda by mistake. I didn't realize it at the time, but it was Trump's fault. That was back in 1993.

Posted by: windbag at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (y/vnJ)

533 Trump lied, people died. Get used to it.

Posted by: No at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (PEGeO)

534 Fish cleaner drinker guy was stupid ... I only do those special life hacks if there is a YouTube video showing some guy saying it is OK, and giving the proper dosage.

I'm still working on my leaf blower to ventilator adapter plans ... it also uses a shop vac on the suction side... can treat 50 people at a time. YouTube verified ... once it is complete. stay tuned.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2020 02:11 PM (Cus5s)

535 The more the MSM imbeciles try to stick on Trump the more teflon like he becomes. They look like the idiots they are.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 02:11 PM (o2MD2)

536 A different flavor of idiots and liars.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cl1Nnnb213Q

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 02:11 PM (+y/Ru)

537 Stay tuned to Fox. They are going to tell us how hard it's going to be to start the country back up.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 02:11 PM (WrOkn)

538 Ryan James Girdusky @RyanGirdusky

When asked if the cure was worse than the problem Biden responded,

"We have to take care of the cure, that will make the problem worse no matter what"

Totally coherent

people might be right about Cuomo stepping in
trojan horse

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:11 PM (vEIlU)

539
The first is the active cation and the second is the neutral compound.

It's the other way around. The chloroquine phosphate is a salt of the protonated chloroquine molecule (the cation) and the phosphate anion.

Choloroquine is the neutral (uncharged) compound and I'd guess would have significantly lower solubility in water that its phosphate salt.

Chemical and pharmaceutical companies exercise a great deal of "to charge or not to charge" strategies in the manufacture of their products. One product with which I worked back in the eighties made great strides in deceasing the likelihood of an acrylic polymer that was made into yarn from turning yellow during subsequent processing simply by ensuring that is was protonated (i.e., converted to the cationic form) before it was filtered and dried.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 02:11 PM (pNxlR)

540 Oh my cod. This just scampi happening...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (mw1Wz)

Definitely in line for the best writing Oscar

who would you cast ?
Posted by: REDACTED

Probably did that on the fly too!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 02:12 PM (axyOa)

541 505 Oh my cod. This just scampi happening...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 01:49 PM (mw1Wz)

Definitely in line for the best writing Oscar

who would you cast ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (rpxSz

Abe Vigoda

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2020 02:12 PM (SENHs)

542 Retard with fish tank cleaner: Hold my beer...
Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (MxEKc)

This actually made me spit water.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

543 I'm on the verge of having an age-appropriate crush on Dr. Birx, but her shawl looks like it costs what I make in a year.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
.....

same here..

google images of her.. she looks really good in uniform!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2020 02:12 PM (CjFDo)

544 Think of it as evolution in action.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 24, 2020 02:12 PM (T09ml)

545 Jap unit 731 was science!

Posted by: getting the banned back together at March 24, 2020 02:12 PM (wn2NI)

546 still no bodies in the streets here in Seattle.
no dumpster fires
the ERs are not overrun (except by illegals wanting a prescription for tylenol).

ugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (d7Ww2)

Worst. Apocalypse. Ever.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

547 499
??? .................wheres Ben when I need him?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 02:04 PM (7ZMbn)

-----------------

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE RICK WAS SAYING HE SMOKED 2 PACKS A DAY AND NEVER
ENTERED A COMPETITION AFTER SOMEONE BROUGHT UP SMOKING COMPETITION.

YOU HAD TO BE THERE. I WAS AND I'M NOT SURE I GOT IT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGERERERER at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (WEBkv)

Thanks Ben. I hate being out of the loop.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (7ZMbn)

548 Chlorine bleach, Chlorine gas. Same thing, really.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (Ndje9)

549 "BC sent me this and it is so true:

No amount of soldiers are going to keep the US on lockdown. Imagine two tanks chasing a crackhead on a pink peppa pig bike because he's out of meth.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (mf5HN) "

LOL !

dunno why that hit me as so funny, but still laughing !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (zlgJP)

550 Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow

In addition to bankrolling Media Matters, ProPublica, and their ilk, the Free Beacon now reports that Soros is also funding Wuhan Coronavirus attack ads against the president.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (vEIlU)

Does the virus take requests?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (PkFwF)

551 A woman in Washington state years ago killed her husband with adulterated Tylenol capsules. To make it look random, she placed poisoned capsules in Tylenol bottles in local stores so other people would die, total strangers, just to throw the cops off the trail. She murdered a handful of people to cover up the murder of the husband. They caught her anyway.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (COzlW)
-------------------

The Tylenol murders happened in Chicago in the 1980's & suburbs, somebody (who was never caught btw) put cyanide in Tylenol capsules, placed them in various drugstores, and people died.

Somebody was convicted of sending the ransom note, but nobody was convicted of the murders.

Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (oGBso)

552 Just when "Florida man" becomes so common it's becoming cliche, "Arizona couple" comes roaring in!

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (Eicbe)

553 still no bodies in the streets here in Seattle.
no dumpster fires
the ERs are not overrun (except by illegals wanting a prescription for tylenol).

ugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (d7Ww2)
--------------

We get that here in CA. I've long thought a $20 fee just to walk into the ER would go a long way toward ending that crap.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (WEBkv)

554 >>Who would have predicted that Americans would be living under statewide lockdowns? But here we are: Isolated in our homes, working from our couches, bringing our bottles of red wine into our showers, and asking our plants if they're mad at us

OMFG could he BE any less self-aware, or any more insensitive to the millions whose jobs (that can't be done from home) are being destroyed?!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (bDqIh)

555 538 Totally coherent

people might be right about Cuomo stepping in
trojan horse
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:11 PM (vEIlU)

=============

Imagine yourself a Democratic voter and Biden gets replaced without any word from the will of the Democratic electorate with Andrew Cuomo.

Does it increase or decrease your desire to help elect the Democratic candidate to the presidency? Do you donate more or less of your time and money to ensure it? Does it make you more or less likely to vote?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (zZbCU)

556 I never in a million years would have believed I would be a trend setter.

Posted by: Tide Pods at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (C1Lsn)

557 Imp-The link you sent says "Chloroquine comes in tablet form as chloroquine phosphate (also known as
chloroquine diphosphate) or chloroquine sulfate. It also comes in vial
form as a dihydrochloride. Chloroquine is usually dispensed as the phosphate."
You said: " the drug Chloroquine IS chloroquine phosphate (NOT
THE SAME as the hydro- version).
"

I don't mean to be pedantic, but if it can be one of several forms, it is incorrect to say they are the same. They CAN be the same.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (T6t7i)

558 Everything is toxic. It just depends on the dose.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (7Fj9P)

559 Trump didn't lie, China did. LOTS of people died.

MORE will die if the Democrats get their way.

Fuck you, No. Die in a fire.

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

560 Thank you Lady in Black....
My brothers and I are working together to get everything settled. None of us have ever dealt with this before. My first husband passed away at the age of 30. My name was on everything and no one else had any claim to anything. My dad had farm property but little money. The brothers are dividing the land. I'm just worried that if I get something wrong, they will lose everything.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 24, 2020 02:14 PM (myjNJ)

561 532
I was baking a cake and put in baking powder instead of baking soda by
mistake. I didn't realize it at the time, but it was Trump's fault.
That was back in 1993.

Posted by: windbag at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (y/vnJ)

That heartless bastard. Impeach!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 02:14 PM (KnJdm)

562 524 Rick Wilson can't autoeroticaphixiate soon enough.

His latest?

Hoping the map for the highest death toll corresponds with Fox News viewers.

We should hope it corresponds with CNN viewers, because then so few people would die.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 02:14 PM (oVJmc)

563 "We have to take care of the cure, that will make the problem worse no matter what"

Totally coherent

people might be right about Cuomo stepping in
trojan horse
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:11 PM (vEIlU)
---
I think you need an Indian accent to understand it.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 02:15 PM (Eicbe)

564 Ted Cruz @tedcruz

Thank you for the difference @SamaritansPurse
makes saving people's lives and sharing God's love.

Samaritans Purse really is working the globe. Bless them and keep them safe.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:15 PM (vEIlU)

565 517
A woman in Washington state years ago killed her husband with
adulterated Tylenol capsules. To make it look random, she placed
poisoned capsules in Tylenol bottles in local stores so other people
would die, total strangers, just to throw the cops off the trail. She
murdered a handful of people to cover up the murder of the husband.
They caught her anyway.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (COzlW)

IIRC, she used a similar aquarium cleaning agent but I think it was an algaecide. It also brought on the tamper proof packaging.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2020 02:15 PM (DjiZK)

566 still no bodies in the streets here in Seattle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 02:08 PM (d7Ww2)

Where are the vagrants? Are they all in California now? Because it looks like it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 02:15 PM (PkFwF)

567 559 Trump didn't lie, China did. LOTS of people died.

MORE will die if the Democrats get their way.

Fuck you, No. Die in a fire.

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Easy there, fella. This is Not Who We Are. (TM)

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 02:15 PM (NWiLs)

568 These people are why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 02:15 PM (vd8XM)

569 Most recently he has said that when all this is done he'd like to see a map overlay of Fox viewers and death toll of C19.

That's nothing but mean spirited and stupid snark. It's not funny. It is ignorant. And offers nothing to anyone.
Yet he gets paid for being worthless. How do people get jobs like that?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

Well...if nothing else,

how can you ignore the bleeding obvious fact that almost every single area of high coronavirus infection is-

a Democrat Run Blue Shit Hole, and-

most likely a Sanctuary City.

That takes a special kind of stupid and/or political hackery.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2020 02:15 PM (z0XD8)

570 489
405 I thought Chemistry was a required high school course? No?

Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 01:56 PM (nRWPy)

You're thinking of fisting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 02:07 PM (PkFwF)

LMAO. and true.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 02:15 PM (7ZMbn)

571 112 @DailyCaller

President Trump:

"I would to have the country opened up and just raring to go by Easter."

Video: https://tinyurl.com/wzpl4tt

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM

Interesting. This is what the guys on the X22 Report have been saying for a while, that 04/10/20 or 04/11/20 (can't remember which it was) is supposed to be some important date. And then obviously 04/13/20 is Easter.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 02:15 PM (Do5/p)

572 Fish couple took 2 grams of the compound, each.

Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 02:15 PM (WX+x0)

573 *Facepalm*

Posted by: Paracelsus at March 24, 2020 02:16 PM (wUHYj)

574 Harvard U prez and his wife just tested positive

lol I don't know why but I find this amusing

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 02:16 PM (j9HX3)

575 Thomas Sowell @ThomasSowell
·
5m

Nobody will understand the hard-core political left who does not understand that their politics are not about other people's well-being but about their own egos.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:16 PM (vEIlU)

576 Hoping the map for the highest death toll corresponds with Fox News viewers.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories

That's so pathetic and wrong.

An overlay of the "highest death tolls" would likely be
1) Brooklyn
2) Detroit
3) Seattle
4) San Francisco

Not exactly hot beds of Fox News viewer, eh?

It's really wrong to wish this on anybody. Well, except the stupid Iranians.

I wouldn't wish this on anyone, although there are some people that deserve a good thrashing over their stupid comments.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 02:16 PM (vcOmj)

577 558
Everything is toxic. It just depends on the dose.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (7Fj9P)

Including, masculinity, am I right folks?

Posted by: Tater Stetler at March 24, 2020 02:16 PM (KnJdm)

578 Chlorine bleach, Chlorine gas. Same thing, really.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (Ndje9)
-------------------

Hey, don't forget that old extra cleaning power standby: Chlorine bleach and cleanser in the commode!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 02:16 PM (WEBkv)

579 New phrase: OK, Journo.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 02:16 PM (Eicbe)

580 561 532
I was baking a cake and put in baking powder instead of baking soda by
mistake. I didn't realize it at the time, but it was Trump's fault.
That was back in 1993.

Posted by: windbag at March 24, 2020 02:10 PM (y/vnJ)

the ammonia from urine will neutralize the soda

happy squatting

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 02:16 PM (rpxSz)

581 lol. WSJ Headline: Trump said he hope to have the country reopened in two-weeks despite what public health care workers recommend".

Because now they run the country and our economy.

Most people I know are ready to roll those dice, baby.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 02:16 PM (VpIIl)

582 These people. We have water from the tap and we have recycled water (from ponds) that we use to irrigate the lawn. Both are ware, but one has a lot of crap impurities in it. It is "Not for Human Consumption."

Posted by: FloridaMan at March 24, 2020 02:16 PM (EwzO+)

583 Imagine yourself a Democratic voter and Biden gets replaced without any word from the will of the Democratic electorate with Andrew Cuomo.

Does it increase or decrease your desire to help elect the Democratic candidate to the presidency? Do you donate more or less of your time and money to ensure it? Does it make you more or less likely to vote?
=====

We'd vote for fish tank cleaner if it had a "D" after its name!

Posted by: Democrat Voters at March 24, 2020 02:16 PM (9STj7)

584 We get that here in CA. I've long thought a $20 fee just to walk into the ER would go a long way toward ending that crap.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (WEBkv)

Great idea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 02:16 PM (PkFwF)

585 IM-FISH FOATY FI

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 02:17 PM (Ea8oc)

586 She murdered a handful of people to cover up the murder of the husband. They caught her anyway.

-
The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)

587 Meanwhile, somewhere in AZ there are fish in a really dirty tank wondering when they're going to get fed.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 02:17 PM (COzlW)

588 this is allahpundit

Thomas Sowell @ThomasSowell

It is so easy to be wrong---and to persist in being wrong---when the costs of being wrong are paid by others.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:17 PM (vEIlU)

589 how can you ignore the bleeding obvious fact that almost every single area of high coronavirus infection is-

a Democrat Run Blue Shit Hole, and-

most likely a Sanctuary City.

I'm still curious about how ethnicities play in to severe effects/hospitalizations

it seems in NYC the Chinese pop and Orthodox pop were hit hard. yes they're insular, but do they have a worse rate of hospitalization overall?

could be viral load but it could be that when we go back over data there is something genetic which is causing this

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 02:17 PM (j9HX3)

590 Including, masculinity, am I right folks?
Posted by: Tater Stetler at March 24, 2020 02:16 PM (KnJdm)
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I'm guessing you're susceptible to even trace amounts of masculinity.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 02:17 PM (Eicbe)

591 538 Totally coherent

people might be right about Cuomo stepping in
trojan horse
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:11 PM (vEIlU)

=============

Imagine yourself a Democratic voter and Biden gets replaced without any word from the will of the Democratic electorate with Andrew Cuomo.

Does it increase or decrease your desire to help elect the Democratic candidate to the presidency? Do you donate more or less of your time and money to ensure it? Does it make you more or less likely to vote?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (zZbCU)

Andrew Cuomo was HUD Secretary under Clinton. There are lots of deals he probably cut to serve himself, take care of Fannie and Freddie, and which probably laid the groundwork for the last financial crisis.

He won't be running.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM (iuFgi)

592 People:

Sodium Hydroxide is not. (except for those filthy scandis with their fish.)

Ok, lutefisk is not safe for human consumption.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM (QrImU)

593 Thomas Sowell is a national treasure. No pun intended.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM (Ea8oc)

594 You see this is Trumps fault. I cleaned tanks in you know.... the thing....and put 150 g of chlorine equine on a dog faced pony soldier.

And thats no mackerel.

Posted by: Text Biden Fish Pun 3033030030 at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM (LIhNq)

595 Just remember that when the coronavirus was in the incubation stage, our societal betters were debating the pros and cons of suntanning Their assholes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM (PG8rn)

596
Interesting. This is what the guys on the X22 Report have been saying for a while, that 04/10/20 or 04/11/20 (can't remember which it was) is supposed to be some important date. And then obviously 04/13/20 is Easter.

If he does it by 4/20, just imagine how explosive that would be to statist conspiracists!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM (pNxlR)

597 This is somewhat interesting, not that it necessarily means anything:

Check out this map showing levels of chloroquine resistance in countries where it is used to treat malaria:

https://tinyurl.com/r8tffq6

Then, check out the WHO Covid-19 maps in recent situation reports on their site. Here's the one from yesterday:

https://tinyurl.com/tpr4rzc

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM (TXOkZ)

598 Easy there, fella. This is Not Who We Are. (TM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 02:15 PM (NWiLs)

I learned it by watching the Pelosi family.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

599 584 We get that here in CA. I've long thought a $20 fee just to walk into the ER would go a long way toward ending that crap.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (WEBkv)

Great idea.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 02:16 PM (PkFwF)

That's pretty much what's done in Singapore. They have an effective government run health system, but EVERYONE pays some cash at the front end to get through the door. Works very well for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM (Kpl3J)

600 One America News
@OANN
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8m
Fla. man claims to have been cured of coronavirus after receiving hydroxychloroquine treatment

How much will the media resist covering this stuff when it's in Trump's favor to stabilize the country right now and get people back to work?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM (vEIlU)

601 524 Rick Wilson can't autoeroticaphixiate soon enough.

His latest?

Hoping the map for the highest death toll corresponds with Fox News viewers.
________________

He's going to be disappointed, unless he thinks that NYC and L.A. are full of Fox watchers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2020 02:19 PM (k4dH2)

602 Does it increase or decrease your desire to help elect the Democratic candidate to the presidency? Do you donate more or less of your time and money to ensure it? Does it make you more or less likely to vote?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (zZbCU)
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Probably makes the Bernie Bros even crazier.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 02:19 PM (WEBkv)

603 591
Andrew Cuomo was HUD Secretary under Clinton. There are lots of deals he probably cut to serve himself, take care of Fannie and Freddie, and which probably laid the groundwork for the last financial crisis.

He won't be running.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM (iuFgi)

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That, and it would probably split the party right then and there.

Why not Bernie? The guy who got 2nd place in delegates?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 02:19 PM (zZbCU)

604 It's a good thing I have a yeast infection, because I couldn't find any yeast at the store. I'm going to give some to my boyfriend so his bread can rise.

Posted by: AOC at March 24, 2020 02:19 PM (a4EWo)

605 They should test Rick Wilson's Resting Viral Load. Obvious carrier of, stuff.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 02:19 PM (90T4r)

606 Madammayhem,

I feel your pain and wish there was an easier way for you. We are expected to be able to do things as though our lives were normal. It's just so painful.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 24, 2020 02:19 PM (JKNZq)

607 True or False: The media doesn't want a cure.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 02:19 PM (Ea8oc)

608 607 True or False: The media doesn't want a cure.

oh so very, very true

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM (j9HX3)

609 Biden's brain is melting in real time.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/r4m6u7u

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM (9t0Zz)

610 Heh

Biden was just asked if the cure could become worse than the problem itself.

He responded:

"We have to take care of the cure, that will make the problem worse no matter what"

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1242478966767792132

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

611 Christopher R Taylor
@KestrelArts
·
34m

"In a sophisticated society under lockdown, is it more existentially valuable to know how to fix a toilet, replace a circuit breaker, or change a tire, or to be a New York fashion designer, a Hollywood actor, or a corporate merger lawyer?"
--Victor Davis Hanson

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM (vEIlU)

612 604 It's a good thing I have a yeast infection, because I couldn't find any yeast at the store. I'm going to give some to my boyfriend so his bread can rise.
Posted by: AOC at March 24, 2020 02:19 PM (a4EWo)

In a day or so, you can have Spotted Dick. Mmmm!!

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM (90T4r)

613 Well that's one way to tackle coronavirus.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM (Ea8oc)

614 "Most recently he has said that when all this is done he'd like to see a map overlay of Fox viewers and death toll of C19."

if they mapped counties that voted Trump 2016, they'd find coronavirus deaths 97% in Hillary zones.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM (Cus5s)

615 572 Fish couple took 2 grams of the compound, each.
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 02:15 PM (WX+x0)

Grams, milligrams, who can keep them straight?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM (PkFwF)

616 Ned Ryun
@nedryun
·
37m
Pelosi caved which is fantastic news. But ask yourself: what would have happened had Dems held Senate and WH? They would have backdoored Green New Deal, open borders, ballot harvesting, etc. There is no way they can be allowed to get into power in November.

exactly

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM (vEIlU)

617 At his next presser Trump should recommend that people begin ingesting di-hydrogen monoxide and watch the MSM come unglued.

Posted by: windbag at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (y/vnJ)

618 Choloroquine is the neutral (uncharged) compound and I'd guess would have significantly lower solubility in water that its phosphate salt.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

That's right. It has a lot to do with both solubility for ingestion, flowability (is that a word?) when processing tablets in a tablet press (which run at incredible speeds), and stability over time, so it doesn't react and degrade in potency.

The powdered formulation of any pharmaceutical has to be free flowing to go into the tablet press, and can't cake up.
Tablet presses make hundreds of tablets a minute in the big leagues of pharma manufacturing.
In my old life, we made 1/2 million acetaminophen tablets in a day or so in the tablet press room, and this was with kind of obsolete equipment (in the little company I used to work for).

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (vcOmj)

619 Does this mean I can drink bleach, then?

Posted by: Miley, the ~~Duchess~~ Hydroxy Chloro Queen at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (rCwaK)

620 That's funny, idiots thinking surburban/rural areas will get whacked by Wuhan virus but not the packed-in-like-rats, filthy cities filled with Undocumented Immigrants.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (COzlW)

621 >> Rick Wilson can't autoeroticaphixiate soon enough.

>>Hoping the map for the highest death toll corresponds with Fox News viewers.

Set one foot in Montana you fat fuck.

See what happens.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (J8Jff)

622 NBC was better back in the day when Chet Huntley was drunk

Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (3aI0K)

623 601 524 Rick Wilson can't autoeroticaphixiate soon enough.

His latest?

Hoping the map for the highest death toll corresponds with Fox News viewers.
________________

He's going to be disappointed, unless he thinks that NYC and L.A. are full of Fox watchers.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2020 02:19 PM (k4dH2)

The "experts" don't even know how viruses work. Sad. Cities always get hit harder than rural areas because you have a lot of people in close proximity.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (J+mig)

624 Ryan James Girdusky @RyanGirdusky

When asked if the cure was worse than the problem Biden responded,

"We have to take care of the cure, that will make the problem worse no matter what"

Makes perfect sense

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (3Hp/M)

625 ** I think you need an Indian accent to understand it.**

Ugh. How?

Posted by: getting at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (wn2NI)

626 One America News
@OANN

8m
Fla. man claims to have been cured of coronavirus after receiving hydroxychloroquine treatment

RELEASE THE FISH TANK CLEANER!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

627 "Good news! Tomorrow is Hug Ruth Bader Ginsburg Day"

- The Mayor of Florence, Italy

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (PG8rn)

628 Grams, milligrams, who can keep them straight?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM (PkFwF)
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Go big or go home.

Posted by: Arizona Couple at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (Eicbe)

629

I don't mean to be pedantic, but if it can be one of several forms, it is incorrect to say they are the same. They CAN be the same.

Posted by: pep

That's not pedantic, that's fair.

It can be all of those forms. Yet it's just as true that the stuff the retards took can be a medicinal compound, if purified and dosed. So to be equally pedantic (or more charitably, precise) --- the stuff they took is not NECESSARILY a different chemical from what Trump spoke about (though the hydro- form is more widely used, I suppose). The various preparations, whether sulfate, hydrochloride salts, etc., have various absorption properties, but the stuff really likes fat, and is absorbed through the gut immediately.

For a stupid fatass to take a 1/4 teaspoon (probably the smallest spoon he could find in the kitchen, and figured "what the hell!") is absurd and almost a guaranteed death sentence.

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (SFOr6)

630 the media is the perp here. they have so trained their automaton audience that they regurgitate and do exactly what the MSNBC/CNN/NBC say. time for accountability for deaths.the one thing they refuse to do is truthfully report anything that is positive for the country. time to make them pay for their treasonous actions.

Posted by: politic uber alles at March 24, 2020 02:22 PM (0hOKG)

631 He won't be running.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM (iuFgi)

===========

That, and it would probably split the party right then and there.

Why not Bernie? The guy who got 2nd place in delegates?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 02:19 PM (zZbCU)

Agreed. Shall we take another look at Chicago '68 redux? Milwaukee is going to be LIT this year. That is, if they can have groups of larger than 50 congregating at the convention by the time it rolls around.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 02:22 PM (iuFgi)

632 One America News

@OANN

8m

Fla. man claims to have been cured of coronavirus after receiving hydroxychloroquine treatment

Not a word on this in the MFM but they will go bat soup shit crazy over the idiots drinking fish tank cleaner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 02:22 PM (3Hp/M)

633 "We have to take care of the cure, that will make the problem worse no matter what"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, the real problem with Polio started after Salk discovered a safe vaccine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 02:22 PM (QrImU)

634 Fish couple took 2 grams of the compound, each.
Posted by: azalea city

10 times the recommended dose. That's what killed the man. Probably stopped his heart or poisoned his liver and stopped liver functions.

Kinda dumb, and yes, stupidity can kill.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 02:22 PM (vcOmj)

635 The "experts" don't even know how viruses work. Sad. Cities always get hit harder than rural areas because you have a lot of people in close proximity.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (J+mig)
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However, you are forgetting Science: Orange man is bad!

Posted by: Flip Wilson at March 24, 2020 02:22 PM (Eicbe)

636 Fish cleaner couple. Chlorine. Gene pool. Some assembly required.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2020 02:23 PM (Xesvh)

637 >>Grams, milligrams, who can keep them straight?

Bet high. Sleep in a box.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 02:23 PM (J8Jff)

638 Isn't chloroquine what makes The Force work?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 24, 2020 02:23 PM (PG8rn)

639 what would have happened had Dems held Senate and WH? They would have backdoored Green New Deal, open borders, ballot harvesting, etc. There is no way they can be allowed to get into power in November.

Yep. They wouldn't even need to control the white house, Trump would have to sign what they gave him or be portrayed as the ogre who refused to help people out. And he can ride a lot of stuff out, but not that one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

640 It too bad that the media have an acute case of arachibutyrophobia

Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2020 02:23 PM (3aI0K)

641 34m

"In a sophisticated society under lockdown, is it more existentially valuable to know how to fix a toilet, replace a circuit breaker, or change a tire, or to be a New York fashion designer, a Hollywood actor, or a corporate merger lawyer?"
--Victor Davis Hanson
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM (vEIlU)

It's about fucking time.......

Posted by: Mike Rowe at March 24, 2020 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

642 >>10 times the recommended dose. That's what killed the man. Probably stopped his heart or poisoned his liver and stopped liver functions.

Ruptured his swim bladder.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 02:23 PM (J8Jff)

643 I heard feasting on the gooey insides of journalists skulls was a cure too.

for bad journalism.

Posted by: x at March 24, 2020 02:24 PM (nFwvY)

644 Ugh. How?
Posted by: getting at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (wn2NI)
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ISWYDT

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 02:24 PM (WEBkv)

645 Grams, milligrams, who can keep them straight?

Look, I was a literature major but even I know that a milligram is a million times a gram.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 02:24 PM (gd9RK)

646 631
Agreed. Shall we take another look at Chicago '68 redux? Milwaukee is going to be LIT this year. That is, if they can have groups of larger than 50 congregating at the convention by the time it rolls around.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 02:22 PM (iuFgi)

===========

If they do a switch to someone else (I don't believe it), it'll be after the convention. Before, and they're inviting chaos at their crowning moment.

No, I think they'd rather lose with Biden than Cuomo. With Biden, they can blame it on Biden as much as possible while still have a decent shot of the establishment holding onto power within the party. If they throw in someone like Cuomo, they split the party and never have a shot at power at the federal level again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 02:24 PM (zZbCU)

647 A woman in Washington state years ago killed her husband with adulterated Tylenol capsules. To make it look random, she placed poisoned capsules in Tylenol bottles in local stores so other people would die, total strangers, just to throw the cops off the trail. She murdered a handful of people to cover up the murder of the husband. They caught her anyway.

--

Stella Nickell. And she did it with fish tank cleaner, crushed up and placed in the capsules. Then she put poisoned capsules inside random Tylenol (or Exedrin?) bottles and put them on store shelves to make cops think her husband was randomly poisoned too.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 02:24 PM (JoUsr)

648 "We have to take care of the cure, that will make the problem worse no matter what"

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1242478966767792132
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

Biden might not make it to the convention. He could have a shorter stint as nominee than 'that pope who was poisoned.'

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 02:24 PM (iuFgi)

649 Did someone speculate on how the media came up with the fish tank cleaner being the same as the drug?

You know it was some twit working for the media who heard the formula, and thought "Hey! that's the stuff I use to clean my fish tank!" and et voila.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 02:24 PM (e284m)

650
Yep. They wouldn't even need to control the white house, Trump would have to sign what they gave him or be portrayed as the ogre who refused to help people out. And he can ride a lot of stuff out, but not that one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

Trump goes to the American people and tells them exactly what was in the bill, how devastating it would be to the economy and America going forward, he can veto with a clear conscience.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

651 Pelosi caved? I haven't seen that reported elsewhere yet. I certainly hope that it's true!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 02:24 PM (Kpl3J)

652 639 what would have happened had Dems held Senate and WH? They would have backdoored Green New Deal, open borders, ballot harvesting, etc. There is no way they can be allowed to get into power in November.

Yep. They wouldn't even need to control the white house, Trump would have to sign what they gave him or be portrayed as the ogre who refused to help people out. And he can ride a lot of stuff out, but not that one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

=======

So, another win for McConnell, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 02:24 PM (zZbCU)

653 How much will the media resist covering this stuff when it's in Trump's favor to stabilize the country right now and get people back to work?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM (vEIlU)

No where near the fish tank couple.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 02:25 PM (cF8AT)

654 That's 3 or 4 people in the USA alone (not counting those cured in France) who attribute getting better to the Quinine treatment.

Funny, you would think the press might start covering that? I know it ruins their hopes and dreams of dragging this out for five more months but still, its a story

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

655 638 Isn't chloroquine what makes The Force work?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 24, 2020 02:23 PM (PG8rn)

Good thing this is not the comics, this guy would have turned into Aquaman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 02:25 PM (QrImU)

656 For a stupid fatass to take a 1/4 teaspoon (probably
the smallest spoon he could find in the kitchen, and figured "what the
hell!") is absurd and almost a guaranteed death sentence.

Posted by: imp

I believe we have achieved consensus!

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2020 02:25 PM (T6t7i)

657 Ok, lutefisk is not safe for human consumption.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM

The piece of cod that passeth understanding.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 02:25 PM (ejd/p)

658 Biden wasn't answering that woman's question.

He was answering a question someone asked him in 1987.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2020 02:25 PM (SENHs)

659 Textbook example of Darwin's law in action.

Should be mandatory reading for all High School children.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 02:25 PM (JUOKG)

660 LOL !

dunno why that hit me as so funny, but still laughing !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (zlgJP)

You can just see crackheads feet pumping away and the soldiers yelling DUMBASS STOP WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 24, 2020 02:26 PM (mf5HN)

661 I thought Chemistry was a required high school course? No?

I took Chem in HS. We learned about models of the atom, the periodic table, stoichiometry, basic lab safety, did some basic experiments and a few other things.

I wouldn't expect a HS chem student to know the difference between chloroquine phosphate and hydroxychloroquine. However, I would expect them to know the fact the two chemicals have different names would mean they're not the same thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 02:26 PM (9t0Zz)

662 Trump goes to the American people and tells them exactly what was in the bill, how devastating it would be to the economy and America going forward, he can veto with a clear conscience.

He might sleep well but the people are more informed by a wall to wall constant screaming of the establishment than his one voice on twitter or selectively edited in the news.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

663

10 times the recommended dose. That's what killed the man. Probably stopped his heart or poisoned his liver and stopped liver functions.

Ruptured his swim bladder.
Posted by: garrett

OK, the "scampi happening" comment was all-time, but I think this comment really is the winner here.

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 02:26 PM (SFOr6)

664 Does this mean I can drink bleach, then?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at March 24, 2020 02:21 PM (rCwaK)
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You're white. Why not?

Posted by: Dr. Media at March 24, 2020 02:26 PM (Eicbe)

665 10 times the recommended dose. That's what killed the man. Probably stopped his heart or poisoned his liver and stopped liver functions.

Check his insurance policy and see if there were any increases in coverage lately.

The wife killed him and she took a much lesser dose to live and collect.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

666 607 True or False: The media doesn't want a cure.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 02:19 PM (Ea8oc)

Was talking to a client from New Jersey this morning and he mentioned to me that he has been a news junkie all his adult life, until a week ago that is where he now refuses to watch it at all. His opinion is that there is not even a nugget of news in all the hours of "news" broadcast daily. Hopefully that attitude is not just one isolated case.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 02:27 PM (kUmUV)

667 OK $hit is settling down, Silver is back up to $14.19 a 7% gain in one day.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 02:27 PM (JUOKG)

668 Isn't chloroquine what makes The Force work?
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THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS

Posted by: Force Ghost Han Solo at March 24, 2020 02:27 PM (kOpft)

669 For a stupid fatass to take a 1/4 teaspoon (probably
the smallest spoon he could find in the kitchen, and figured "what the hell!") is absurd and almost a guaranteed death sentence.

So why did he die and his wife just get sick? She's the one who gave it to him. This just feels all too convenient for her. I'd check into her financials, computer background, and relationship with the hubby.

When both are poisoned but one gets better, the odds are always on it being on purpose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

670 The man in Florida who said he was saved by taking hydroxychloroquine should be thanking dreamy Andrew Cuomo, not Trump.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 02:28 PM (COzlW)

671 Check his insurance policy and see if there were any increases in coverage lately.

The wife killed him and she took a much lesser dose to live and collect.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

Colombo Sponge is on the case!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 02:28 PM (QrImU)

672
OMFG could he BE any less self-aware, or any more insensitive to the millions whose jobs (that can't be done from home) are being destroyed?!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 02:13 PM (bDqIh)

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I completely expect some form of this argument to be used by the Democrats in October. Probably by Bernie and his Communist Retards.

"It is all Trump's fault that you were laid off!"

Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 02:28 PM (+0uDE)

673 666 607 True or False: The media doesn't want a cure.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 02:19 PM (Ea8oc)

Was talking to a client from New Jersey this morning and he mentioned to me that he has been a news junkie all his adult life, until a week ago that is where he now refuses to watch it at all. His opinion is that there is not even a nugget of news in all the hours of "news" broadcast daily. Hopefully that attitude is not just one isolated case.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 02:27 PM (kUmUV)

Pretty beastly.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 02:28 PM (90T4r)

674 the KCl and NaCl mix is better salt, from what the keto people tell me. Available in most stores ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2020 02:28 PM (Cus5s)

675 In other words, the widow, who will benefit from her husbands $5,000,000 life insurance policy has announced her plans to move to Italy with Roberto, her aquarium and fish service rep.

Posted by: Kasper11234 at March 24, 2020 02:28 PM (mO5H2)

676 If the White House would just keep a closer eye on the comments here at AoSHQ, Trump would have had the right answer in the town hall about Cuomo's request for all the ventilators.

Fuck.

Why do I do the hard work if Trump won't designate someone to watch for my comments?

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 02:28 PM (mrrpT)

677 The normal dosage is 200 mg, which is actually a rather small amount (1000 mg = 1 gm, 454 gms = 1 lb, so this is a tiny fraction of an ounce).

Taking too much of this will definitely kill you.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 01:55 PM

But a teaspoon is 15 ml so that means I should take 13.33 teaspoons.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2020 02:28 PM (r6GXX)

678 Grams, milligrams, 'nilla wafers, who can keep them straight?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (+y/Ru)

679 Ruptured his swim bladder.
Posted by: garrett

BOOM!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (vcOmj)

680 When both are poisoned but one gets better, the odds are always on it being on purpose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Insert obligatory newt joke here.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (T6t7i)

681

I believe we have achieved consensus!
Posted by: pep

Indeed! And a hearty "Good Day" to you, Sir!

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (SFOr6)

682 Check his insurance policy and see if there were any increases in coverage lately.

The wife killed him and she took a much lesser dose to live and collect.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)
The more stupid you are, the faster it kills you. So this guy was probably dead right after saying "Gee, it doesn't taste that ba..."

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (e284m)

683 I read a post, maybe on Twitter, by some guy trying to say people were safer in the cities. He said they could go to smaller shops but those of us in the suburbs have to go to crowded big box stores. I didn't even respond to that one. it's like he didn't understand the concept of driving a car somewhere.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (JKNZq)

684 Good grief...

Stupidity is lethal

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (qQgfA)

685 $384.6 Billion GDP/ week = $20 Trillion/52 week

Or 4 weeks lost/ 52 weeks/yr= 7.69% of Annual GDP

384.6*4= 1,538.4
20 * .0769 = 1,538

But not everything was stopped so discount 25%;
1538*.75= $1,153.5 Billion or 5.7% hit to the GDP.

Posted by: monkey at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (CLteG)

686 Rick Wilson can't autoeroticaphixiate soon enough.

His latest?

Hoping the map for the highest death toll corresponds with Fox News viewers.

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Jesus, he really said that? What a vile, odious pig. He looks to be doubling down on that disgusting comment to Melania. I'm gonna have to crack open the thesaurus because I need some fresh words to describe this human stain.

In any event, has he glanced at a US map of hardest hit areas yet? Looks to me it's pretty solid blue.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (JoUsr)

687 I gotta thank Corona Virus for getting me to finally pull the plug.

No more Hockey? No more DirecTV.

Suck it AT&T.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (J8Jff)

688 No, I think they'd rather lose with Biden than Cuomo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

agree, same reason for mccain, he was a throw away candidate that didn't damage an apparent future heir in an obvious impending loss. save the best for the next go-round.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (NAbCm)

689 Look, I was a literature major but even I know that a milligram is a million times a gram.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 02:24 PM (gd9RK)

Right on!!

Posted by: Mara Gay at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (Ea8oc)

690 I completely expect some form of this argument to be used by the Democrats in October. Probably by Bernie and his Communist Retards.

"It is all Trump's fault that you were laid off!"
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 02:28 PM (+0uDE)

If we're going back to work in April, the economy will be booming by then and the Dems will have shit on their face for what they tried to do to the stimulus package and won't have a dick to stand on.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

691 654 That's 3 or 4 people in the USA alone (not counting those cured in France) who attribute getting better to the Quinine treatment.

Funny, you would think the press might start covering that? I know it ruins their hopes and dreams of dragging this out for five more months but still, its a story
______________________

The Chinese and South Koreans have also had success with it.

They're starting clinical trials in NYC this week. If it works as expected, the MSM won't be able to ignore it for much longer.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2020 02:30 PM (k4dH2)

692 >>I wouldn't expect a HS chem student to know the difference between chloroquine phosphate and hydroxychloroquine. However, I would expect them to know the fact the two chemicals have different names would mean they're not the same thing.

I learned how to read before kindergarten. I know enough to not swallow anything labeled NOT SAFE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION and I knew it when I was 5.

But I was a precocious child.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 02:30 PM (ZLI7S)

693 For a stupid fatass to take a 1/4 teaspoon (probably
the smallest spoon he could find in the kitchen, and figured "what the
hell!") is absurd and almost a guaranteed death sentence.

Posted by: imp

If only his wife had bought the measuring spoon set with the 1/8 tsp. spoon, he'd still be alive today.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 02:30 PM (COzlW)

694 Trump should just shut up and let Jim Acosta handle the medical advice!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 02:30 PM (+y/Ru)

695 I took Chem in HS. We learned about models of the atom, the periodic table, stoichiometry, basic lab safety, did some basic experiments and a few other things.

I wouldn't expect a HS chem student to know the difference between chloroquine phosphate and hydroxychloroquine. However, I would expect them to know the fact the two chemicals have different names would mean they're not the same thing.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 02:26 PM (9t0Zz)

Someone I know, very near and dear to me, has an IQ of 37.

That number is not an exaggeration. IQ - 37.

No one has to tell him not to eat/drink cleaning fluids and/or things that are not commonly considered human food. Including pet food/supplies.

I'm terribly sorry, but if you are dead because you ate/drank something that is not fit for human consumption, you're either suicidal or too dangerous to be living outside of a locked and closed facility.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 02:30 PM (hku12)

696 80 degrees and bright sunshine outside. Go out and kill the coronavirus!
Will be mowing the lawn in two hours.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 02:30 PM (FZxI4)

697 Kinda dumb, and yes, stupidity can kill.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 02:22 PM (vcOmj)

Thanks for cheering me up!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 02:30 PM (PkFwF)

698 616 Ned Ryun
@nedryun
37m
Pelosi caved which is fantastic news. But ask yourself: what would have happened had Dems held Senate and WH? They would have backdoored Green New Deal, open borders, ballot harvesting, etc. There is no way they can be allowed to get into power in November.

exactly

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM

Silly. If Hillary was in the White House and Democrats controlled the Senate, this would be treated exactly like H1N1 was treated in 2009... as a nothing-burger.

Or, it would be long over by now, with 24/7 praise of Hillary by the media of how well she handled and prevented a crisis and that alone deserves her being re-elected.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 02:30 PM (Do5/p)

699 Nood. Assholes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 02:30 PM (QrImU)

700 *flamethrows blog to get the Math off it*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 24, 2020 02:31 PM (mf5HN)

701

So why did he die and his wife just get sick? She's the one who gave it to him. This just feels all too convenient for her. I'd check into her financials, computer background, and relationship with the hubby.

When both are poisoned but one gets better, the odds are always on it being on purpose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

My flat out-of-my-ass guess? If not a murder, then she has far less fat and puked immediately (and I mean immediately) after. Or didn't drink it all.

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 02:31 PM (SFOr6)

702 Public health service only became a uniformed service in 1944.

"General" is a usage which predates the army rank of General. There used to be a general staff of officers-general. Keep in mind that in other miliaries, they have a Brigadier where we have a brigadier-general, and they have Field Marshals where we have five-star generals of the army. There were also estates-general, attorneys-general, and the top tier of any social ranking was the zheneralle. And the god-damned term of address for these is not "General."

The uniformed branch was used mostly to go on board ships full of emigrees and do inspections, to enforce quarantine control of entry. So a naval uniform conveyed a certain amount of prestige.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 24, 2020 02:31 PM (8IOEj)

703 Day 5 of Homeschool: One of the little bastards called in a bomb threat.

Damn that is funny.

Congratulations to Rick and Diogenes!

Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 02:31 PM (+0uDE)

704 608
607 True or False: The media doesn't want a cure.

oh so very, very true

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 02:20 PM (j9HX3)

Does Fauci? Cause Im getting he thinks he's Mick Jagger now.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 02:31 PM (7ZMbn)

705 But a teaspoon is 15 ml so that means I should take 13.33 teaspoons.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2020 02:28 PM (r6GXX)

A teaspoon is 5687 milligrams. Far more than the average 200 milligram dose.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 02:31 PM (mrrpT)

706 Meanwhile, somewhere in AZ there are fish in a really dirty tank wondering when they're going to get fed.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 02:17 PM (COzlW)

********

They should just chum up the old retard and let the fish have at it

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 24, 2020 02:31 PM (flINI)

707 has announced her plans to move to Italy with Roberto, her aquarium and fish service rep.

They say I shot a man named Gray
And took his wife to Italy
She inherited a million bucks
And when she died it came to me

I can't help it if I'm lucky.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 02:31 PM (gd9RK)

708 688 No, I think they'd rather lose with Biden than Cuomo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

agree, same reason for mccain, he was a throw away candidate that didn't damage an apparent future heir in an obvious impending loss. save the best for the next go-round.
Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (NAbCm)

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My favorite thing about all of this is Pete Buttigieg.

I think he actually completely tanked his entire political future by running. Yes, he sort of became popular and raised a bunch of money. He even did well in the first couple of states.

But he'll never win a statewide race in Indiana, and if he moves to a bluer state, he won't be part of the machine there and end up back of the bus, so to speak, in terms of upward mobility.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 02:31 PM (zZbCU)

709 Look, I was a literature major but even I know that a milligram is a million times a gram.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 02:24 PM (gd9RK)

A thousand times, not a million I was an English major.

Posted by: Miley, the ~~Duchess~~ Hydroxy Chloro Queen at March 24, 2020 02:31 PM (rCwaK)

710 683 I read a post, maybe on Twitter, by some guy trying to say people were safer in the cities. He said they could go to smaller shops but those of us in the suburbs have to go to crowded big box stores. I didn't even respond to that one. it's like he didn't understand the concept of driving a car somewhere.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (JKNZq)

I'm frickin' sick of urbanites constantly sh!tting on the suburbs. It's like they can't just be happy with their own choices, so they're obsessed with proving they're better than people who have different priorities that lead to different ways to organize your life and society.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at March 24, 2020 02:32 PM (q6jjE)

711 The man is repulsive. He undermines his wife and it's disgusting to see this display of disrespect.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (wiXsO)

Am I the only person here who can't stand her for her part in this soap opera? If I am that's fine but I don't want to hear any more shit about people admiring SHTRONG WIMMENZ and sticking up for this embarrassing doormat.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 24, 2020 02:32 PM (y7DUB)

712 Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 24, 2020 02:18 PM (TXOkZ)

On Kindle so tough to look: does it show a low infection rate there? Definitely not hearing much about cases there, and everyone assumed they'd be overrun quickly since their facilities aren't up to *normal* stuff (loads of refugee camps don't help either). I've heard of a couple cases in Kenya, but they may have been visitors not natives.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 24, 2020 02:32 PM (uquGJ)

713 We were in cleaning our VFW this morning because we are closed and we found a bunch of dry dog food under one of the refrigerators. We have no idea where that came from because there has never been any dog food in the place.

We suspect that mice bring it in from nearby houses and used that spot for a storeroom of sorts.

We did find three dead mice in that room.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 02:34 PM (JUOKG)

714 Look, I was a literature major but even I know that a milligram is a million times a gram.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 02:24 PM (gd9RK)

A thousand times, not a million I was an English major.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at March 24, 2020 02:31 PM (rCwaK)

Yikes!

Milligram is one one-thousanth of a gram.

Y'alls cooking must be interesting.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2020 02:34 PM (z0XD8)

715 Silly. If Hillary was in the White House and Democrats controlled the Senate, this would be treated exactly like H1N1 was treated in 2009... as a nothing-burger.

I am not sure. Look at what they are accomplishing with the panic here. Democrats don't give a damn what happens to the economy, the worse things are the more people turn to big daddy government to fix it all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

716 Any Morons familiar with Phillip Jose Farmer's "Dayworld" series? In it, people are only allowed to live one day of the week - the rest of the time in stasis. America should do something similar in a few weeks. You are only allowed out and about one day of the week. Use that to ease us back to normalcy.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at March 24, 2020 02:34 PM (Ggb9q)

717 Because of the coronavirus, I lathered up my hands with nitroglycerin soap and blew my fucking fingers off! True story.

Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2020 02:34 PM (2Mnv1)

718 714

Yikes!

Milligram is one one-thousanth of a gram.

Y'alls cooking must be interesting.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2020 02:34 PM (z0XD

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And your house must be free of jokes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 02:35 PM (zZbCU)

719 Lessee, commiecrats talk about more *funding* as sort of the sole fix for healthcare.

Sounds like healthcare needs money.

Money the government gets from taxes.

Taxes from income and gains. Income and gains from a viable economy.

But suddenly it's unthinkable to restart an economy because People Will Die™

They can't even follow logic around a corner.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 02:35 PM (Eicbe)

720 In any event, has he glanced at a US map of hardest hit areas yet? Looks to me it's pretty solid blue.

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He's confused because the virus bomb circles on the map are all red.

Posted by: Force Ghost Han Solo at March 24, 2020 02:35 PM (kOpft)

721 Christopher Taylor

Yeah nothing says love like an insurance payout.

The woman who killed her husband with a fish tank algae killer tampered with other bottles and killed an innocent woman because the insurance company said it was natural causes. If he had been accidental poisoning it would have doubled her payout.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 02:35 PM (qQgfA)

722 But a teaspoon is 15 ml so that means I should take 13.33 teaspoons.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2020 02:28 PM (r6GXX)

A teaspoon is 5687 milligrams. Far more than the average 200 milligram dose.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 02:31 PM (mrrpT)

I think we're confusing weight with volume here.

Posted by: Miley, the ~~Duchess~~ Hydroxy Chloro Queen at March 24, 2020 02:35 PM (rCwaK)

723 But not everything was stopped so discount 25%;
1538*.75= $1,153.5 Billion or 5.7% hit to the GDP.
Posted by: monkey at March 24, 2020 02:29 PM (CLteG)
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Exactly. Add to that - I know my discretionary spending has been much higher than normal for gardening supplies, ammo, food, emergency equipment, etc. Probably representative of a lot of other folks/morons.

Government spending is also part of GDP and that for better or worse will be BIGLY higher.

Immediate hit on GDP has been exaggerated, I'm sure.

Posted by: theATL at March 24, 2020 02:36 PM (TwFHr)

724 milligram x10 = centigram x10 = decigram x10 = gram x10 = decagram, etc. I mean we never went to the metric system but most of us got taught it a little in school, right? I can't remember all the steps after that, but kilo is 1000 grams.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:36 PM (KZzsI)

725 Milligram: However much Millie puts into her grahams.

A handful, a pinch.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 02:36 PM (Eicbe)

726
what would have happened had Dems held Senate and WH? They would have backdoored Green New Deal, open borders, ballot harvesting, etc.

They would FrontDoor it!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 02:37 PM (aKsyK)

727 Those people who ate fishtank cleaner were pretty stupid, too.

They gave up a promising career in the media.

Posted by: An Observation at March 24, 2020 02:37 PM (w5sMG)

728 The man is repulsive. He undermines his wife and it's disgusting to see this display of disrespect.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (wiXsO)

Am I the only person here who can't stand her for her part in this soap opera? If I am that's fine but I don't want to hear any more shit about people admiring SHTRONG WIMMENZ and sticking up for this embarrassing doormat.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 24, 2020 02:32 PM (y7DUB)
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He is repulsive, beyond looking like a bridge troll toad in appearance and demeanor.

But for her to initiate divorce proceedings, while she's a WH advisor, would bring unwanted attention to the WH and Trump. And Melania, too.

Look at how the fake news went after Palin and her husband when their divorce was announced.

Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 02:37 PM (oGBso)

729 I think we're confusing weight with volume here.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hydroxy Chloro Queen at March 24, 2020 02:35 PM

That, and I have to go back to stand up comic school.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2020 02:38 PM (r6GXX)

730 milligram x10 = centigram x10 = decigram x10 = gram x10 = decagram, etc. I mean we never went to the metric system but most of us got taught it a little in school, right? I can't remember all the steps after that, but kilo is 1000 grams.

Yep. In the physical sciences, I pretty much never see anyone use the deca/deci prefixes. Usually we go from nano to micro to milli on the small side and kilo on the high side...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 24, 2020 02:41 PM (7s3Gx)

731 711 The man is repulsive. He undermines his wife and it's disgusting to see this display of disrespect.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 01:48 PM (wiXsO)

Am I the only person here who can't stand her for her part in this soap opera? If I am that's fine but I don't want to hear any more shit about people admiring SHTRONG WIMMENZ and sticking up for this embarrassing doormat.

Posted by: Captain Hate

you are not the only one. they have children that are somehow forgotten in the rush to defend ka from her obviously more powerful and influential husband. someone needs to remind her her children don't deserve the notoriety.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 02:42 PM (NAbCm)

732 Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:44 PM (oVJmc)

Willie saw some dynamite.
Could not understand it quite,
Curiosity never pays.,It rained Willie seven days.

Posted by: Grannymimi at March 24, 2020 02:43 PM (u5LFV)

733 Give a man a fish, he eats for a day

Teach a man to fish, and he eats fish tank cleaner and dies

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2020 02:45 PM (M+Lyo)

734 I am not sure. Look at what they are accomplishing with the panic here. Democrats don't give a damn what happens to the economy, the worse things are the more people turn to big daddy government to fix it all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:34 PM

Maybe, but here's a good thought experiment...

What would we all be saying about a "President Hillary" right now if she were doing the exact same things as President Trump? And what she said was leading to Governors all over the country ordering their states to "close"? In an election year. Effectively shutting down the Republican Primary.

Would we all be praising her handling of this and only blaming the Governors?

Something to think about...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 02:48 PM (Do5/p)

735 171 When did Surgeons General start wearing Admiral uniforms?

It looks silly, unless this one really is an Admiral.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:35 PM (gd9RK)Public Health Service Commissioned Corps is one of the eight uniformed services. They use Naval ranks and wear naval uniforms with a PHSCS button and shield in lieu of the line/staff device on the sleeve.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 24, 2020 02:51 PM (heOND)

736 Would we all be praising her handling of this and only blaming the Governors?

I agree, we all know that the media would be drooling all over her work and praising her as the savior of the world but would we be positive? I know for certain that we'd all oppose the idea of this "stimulus" whatever it contained.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:54 PM (KZzsI)

737 Naval uniforms are always resplendent. I like the other dress uniforms to one degree or another but navy always looks glorious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

738 Perhaps the worst part of the story is that their fish are now swimming in a dirty aquarium.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at March 24, 2020 02:55 PM (kfcYC)

739 Don't take chloroquine phosphate if you're allergic to chloroquine phosphate.

Posted by: RBG at March 24, 2020 02:57 PM (v0R5T)

740 705 But a teaspoon is 15 ml so that means I should take 13.33 teaspoons.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2020 02:28 PM (r6GXX)

A teaspoon is 5687 milligrams. Far more than the average 200 milligram dose.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 02:31 PM (mrrpT)

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Trump, and rejection of metric system, kill Americans, but mostly Trump.

Posted by: Bezos Post at March 24, 2020 02:58 PM (TXOkZ)

741 oops, rutabaga sock off

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 03:00 PM (v0R5T)

742 the bug becoming a feature has gotten so bad

pretty soon you'll probably find out Joey Molland has the 4 Lesions Fru

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 03:00 PM (rpxSz)

743 739 Don't take chloroquine phosphate if you're allergic to chloroquine phosphate.
Posted by: RBG at March 24, 2020 02:57 PM (v0R5T)

how about in suppository form ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 03:02 PM (rpxSz)

744 Some times I look at the shit the media and half the country does says and believes and it makes be so sad and angry.

I personally bled, suffered life long injury, and had close friends die leaving holes in the lives of their families that will never be filled, for these... I don't even know what to call them...

It is folks like you Morons, the despicables of the US, that keep me from losing my religion and going out to make public demonstrations of the skills that I learned so well some 45 yrs ago.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 03:03 PM (af5xa)

745 Really, the actual mistake they made was not putting ketchup on it. I have been eating fish tank cleaner that way for years and have only gotten ill a few times. True story.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at March 24, 2020 03:04 PM (Ggb9q)

746 Not just a Darwin award winner but the #1 member of the Darwin Hall of Fame...

1) since they didn't have the virus why did they take it? No one including the president claimed it could be used to prevent the virus

2) Since they didn't ask a Dr or a pharmacist the proper dosage how did they determine how much to take

3) Weren't they at least a little bit curious about the sign on the container that said: "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION" ?

I guess in our world today Orange man bad rules

Posted by: ADK46er at March 24, 2020 03:08 PM (Dk6GG)

747 746
1) since they didn't have the virus why did they take it? No one
including the president claimed it could be used to prevent the virus

I guess in our world today Orange man bad rules

Posted by: ADK46er
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Actually, it is reported to have a prophylactic effect, so yes, it might aid in prevention of infection.

Apparently it works most prohibitively in the *kills you first* dosage as well as the much lower doctor recommended dosages.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 03:15 PM (af5xa)

748 WTF, where did all you Morons go?

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 03:16 PM (af5xa)

749 Good chance their Facebook history is full of
Just Wash Your Hands You Dumbasses posts that turned a 180 and became Trump Is Going To Kill Us All, Shut It Down very recently.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (KpUZP)

750 I definitely don't need any updates about TDS from Ben Shapiro. Ever.

Posted by: Chris W at March 24, 2020 03:38 PM (P7iDO)

751 Eraing Pate,Sniffing Glue,Huffing Cooking Spray,EatingTide Pods and now this. Just what else will the try?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (FLiOE)

752 It's not fish tank cleaner. It's drugs for your aquarium fish, but how is the average person going to come close to getting the dosage right, and since it is for fish there may be impurities that simply don't matter to fish, but do to humans. It wasn't a smart move.

Posted by: DFCtomm at March 24, 2020 05:01 PM (50gG9)

753 Dear Ratfu*cers in the Mainstream Media:
Understand something: After the apex is passed; there are some of us who will have survived this pandemic with zero symptoms. But we're still carriers. Superspreaders they call us.
There will be a knock at your door.

Posted by: superspreader at March 24, 2020 07:18 PM (OJ0zz)

754 Got a live one on Twatter who believes his own bullshit:

Monte Walsh atsign JoviTaliban

Posted by: TxMarko at March 24, 2020 07:46 PM (+PPey)

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Area Retards Decide That Fish Tank Cleaner Is a Useful and Safe Drug for Pre-Emptively Treating Coronavirus;
Media Blames Trump