The Snake Juice Diet Guy Has Some Thoughts on the Chinese Flu Panic

Also, Trump is doing his Fox News presser.

Update: I had intended to link the video at around 13:16, before he got into a funny rant. But it didn't work. So if you're interested, skip ahead to around 13:15, 13:20 or so.

Speaking of panicking women who just want to be led:

Posted by: Ace at 12:23 PM




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1 1st?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:24 PM (ejd/p)

2 I'll go and summon The Others.

And maybe the otters, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:24 PM (ejd/p)

3 The truth is out there, slithering around.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (COzlW)

4 In under 10.

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (2GPSc)

5 The Others have been summoned.

The otters will have to remain a surprise.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (ejd/p)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (Q0S+Q)

7 didn't listen but does he endorse drinking fish bowl cleaner?

asking for a libtard cousin

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (FZYNt)

8 tenth?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (j9HX3)

9 ooh too early

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (j9HX3)

10 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (uZuKb)

11 So when's the last time any of you dialed 411? Is that still a thing? Do you just get a recording now telling you you're an idiot?

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (Ea8oc)

12 now?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (j9HX3)

13 I must have missed the bit about fish bowl cleaner. What happened?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (ejd/p)

14 Heh - I was with him until fasting, drinking piss, and beating coronavirus.

I think it's hyped too, but...jeeze louise.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (e284m)

15 Good Morning Ya'll

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (DiQTq)

16 Don't fear the meeper!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (NWiLs)

17 How does Pence get his hair all white like that?

Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (a0IVu)

18 If you have time, find and listen to his interviews by other people. He is a good guy.

Posted by: it begins... at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (MRjKr)

19 So who started the whole
meep thing?

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (uZuKb)

20 Snake juice?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (aKsyK)

21 How does Pence get his hair all white like that?

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Fish tank cleaner.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (2BgZB)

22 damn you Yo!

anyway it's a sunshiney day

and my tulips are coming up!

and the teevee people are sweaty and bedraggled

kind of amusing

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (j9HX3)

23 So when's the last time any of you dialed 411? Is that still a thing? Do you just get a recording now telling you you're an idiot?
Posted by: ...


Is time and temperature still a number?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (FZxI4)

24 He also keeps himself well informed.

Posted by: it begins... at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (MRjKr)

25 While eating aquarium cleaner doesn't seem to bright, I doubt he would have done it, if the media hadn't intentionally caused so much panic.

Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (eAZVt)

26 too bright...

Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (eAZVt)

27 Don't fear the meeper!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM


I got a (non-COVID-19) fever!

And the only cure...is moar cowbell!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (ejd/p)

28 So who started the whole
meep thing?
Posted by: Yo!


Nurse ratched.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (FZxI4)

29 So who started the whole
meep thing?
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM


Nurse.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (ejd/p)

30 I'm changing my vote to the Peon Party. 18%.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (sWM8x)
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There's a Peon-you-and-tell-you-its-raining party.

More commonly known as "Democratic".

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (Eicbe)

31 I hope fish bowl cleaner lady is being investigated for homicide?

Posted by: Ha at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (fNWtj)

32 13 I must have missed the bit about fish bowl cleaner. What happened?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (ejd/p)


Someone took fish bowl cleaner orally instead of mixing it with water and taking it as an enema.

Of course it wasn't going to work right.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (mrrpT)

33 I must have missed the bit about fish bowl cleaner. What happened?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


A couple took it because one ingredient was chloroquine.

Man died. Wife in icu.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (FZxI4)

34 32 me too, pretty slick trick

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (ONvIw)

35 Otters! Why did it have to be otters?!

Posted by: I. Jones at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (Eicbe)

36 Mornin', Ace.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (/ZbtM)

37 Hey, I heard there was a n...GAH! Otters!!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM

DON'T LEAN OVER! Or even turn around, for that matter.

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (2GPSc)

38 SNAKE JEWS?!!

I KNEW IT!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (41rs/)

39 F Nancy Pelosi
F The Democrats

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (wiXsO)

40 How on this day 12 of the apocalypse doing?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (ZCEU2)

41 >>A couple took it because one ingredient was chloroquine.

>Man died. Wife in icu.


...Darwin, in line at the Cash Window.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (/ZbtM)

42 Hey guys, did you hear there was some kind of disease out there?

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (N9G0H)

43 "A couple took it because one ingredient was chloroquine. Man died. Wife in icu."

Was it from an OD of the chloroquine? Or some other poisonous ingredient?

Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (eAZVt)

44 34 I must have missed the bit about fish bowl cleaner. What happened?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

A couple took it because one ingredient was chloroquine.

Man died. Wife in icu.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (FZxI4)


Zombie Darwin nudging others: "See? That's the shit I was talkin' about!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (PkFwF)

45 This guy is a genius.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (Ea8oc)

46 Do not take aquarium cleaner tablets if you are allergic to aquarium cleaning tablets.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (41rs/)

47 Here's a tweet to bookmark for sending to any idiots pushing the "Trump told people to eat fish-tank cleaner -- he's a murderer!!!" type shit.

https://twitter.com/ToniMZ81/status/
1242302571504480257

Clearly not meant for human consumption; and the aquarium dose (for an ingredient that is even deadly to some living aquarium denizens like coral!) is 1/8 tsp per 10 gallons of water!!!

Any bets that those idiots took a heaping tablespoon in a glass of water? (Assuming it wasn't the wife murdering the husband.)

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (TQ/zJ)

48 Why aren't the other networks covering this???

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (bDqIh)

49 I'm not being sarcastic. I'm being the opposite of sarcastic. Genius.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (Ea8oc)

50 The View's Sunny Hostin (a lawyer, supposedly) tells Rahm Emmanuel the press needs to stop covering Trump's COVID-19 pressers.

Reasons, or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

51 44 "A couple took it because one ingredient was chloroquine. Man died. Wife in icu."

Was it from an OD of the chloroquine? Or some other poisonous ingredient?
Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (eAZVt)

Likely both

Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (ABjxW)

52 47 Do not take aquarium cleaner tablets if you are allergic to aquarium cleaning tablets.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (41rs/)

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I'm gonna take some all natural hemlock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (zZbCU)

53 EVERYDAY SUNSHINE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV5Nkah8nP8

Posted by: FiSHBONE at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (/ZbtM)

54 Someone took fish bowl cleaner orally instead of mixing it with water and taking it as an enema.

Of course it wasn't going to work right.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (mrrpT)


Gotta keep the yam hydrated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (PkFwF)

55 Pretty stupid to ingest fish tank cleaners, innit? How did these two survive till adulthood?

Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (a0IVu)

56 Actually, snake is quite tasty. Even though the last timber rattler I cleaned contained a full size crow. I still skinned and fried him up in garlic butter. Nice. Timber rattlers get pretty big. The last two I ate were near 6 feet long.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (o2MD2)

57 47 Do not take aquarium cleaner tablets if you are allergic to aquarium cleaning tablets.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (41rs/)


Ask your doctor if fish tank cleaner is right for you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (PkFwF)

58 47 Do not take aquarium cleaner tablets if you are allergic to aquarium cleaning tablets.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (41rs/)


That's the kind of medical advice that keeps the Moron Community safe.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (mrrpT)

59 Easy for you to say! You don't have highly elevated iron and ferritin levels.

Posted by: Celebrities at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (Ibwur)

60 Welp, Brian Kemp, and soon our mayor, are about to shut down all "non-essential businesses" in Georgia.

Thank G-d the county declared my husband's business essential.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (ptqGC)

61 49 Why aren't the other networks covering this???
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (bDqIh)

Not sure, but I think it's strictly a Fox News town hall.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (Ez6QX)

62 >>A couple took it because one ingredient was chloroquine.

>Man died. Wife in icu.


...Darwin, in line at the Cash Window.

-
Proving Ron White right, you can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (+y/Ru)

63 I'm gonna take some all natural hemlock.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (zZbCU)


I'm gonna take some botulinum toxin. It's organic!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (PkFwF)

64 Calm down, Eric.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (3ik46)

65 He can use fuck as a noun, verb, adverb, and adjective.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (JFO2v)

66 Fish tank cleaner.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (2BgZB)

OMG lol

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (Ea8oc)

67 Willowed as usual
551
Hi Everyone
Slept late and just getting caught up. Too lazy to read
back 500+ comments.Just saw a video of Dan Crenshaw.He has to be the
sexiest politician I have ever seen. He looks like he should be an
action hero in a secret black ops movie.That is all.....As the guys
say"I'll be in my bunk"


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:23 PM (QzF6i)

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (QzF6i)

68 Snakes don't look that juicy. You have to wring them out really hard just to get one glass of juice.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (COzlW)

69 61 Welp, Brian Kemp, and soon our mayor, are about to shut down all "non-essential businesses" in Georgia.

Thank G-d the county declared my husband's business essential.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (ptqGC)

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Yes, where would we be without strip clubs?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (zZbCU)

70 I am counting Friday the 13 as day 1, was wondering how the word got out the day before to go clean out the grocery stores. The Wuhan was already big news but did the MSM nighty propaganda message on Thursday 12th announce everything is lost save yourselves?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (ZCEU2)

71 The same people who take the idiots side in the fish tank cleaner challenge are the people who adamantly refuse to consider a poll test for voters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (41rs/)

72 Also, Trump is doing his Fox News presser.

Thanks, Ace!

Online link:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ta8woj4

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (7juvc)

73 CoVFeFe is people!

Posted by: Celebrities at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (Ibwur)

74 Just sayin' here. I think we better start getting used to Rush not being around.

Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (Fs5vw)

75 I bet they started feeling Ick-y right away.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (/ZbtM)

76 Here's the thing with this aquarium cleaner death. Assuming that this wasn't straight-up murder:
* The idiots probably wouldn't have done this if they had never heard that "chloroquine" was a potential treatment for the disease.
* The idiots probably wouldn't have done this if they weren't in a media-induced panic.

Blame Trump if you want. Blame the media if you want. But most of all, blame the people who ate the stuff that says right on the package "not for human consumption."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (e/H31)

77 Proving Ron White right, you can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (+y/Ru)

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sounds to me like they fixed half of that problem

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (vwf8z)

78
Actually, snake is quite tasty. Even though the last timber rattler I
cleaned contained a full size crow. I still skinned and fried him up in
garlic butter. Nice. Timber rattlers get pretty big. The last two I ate
were near 6 feet long.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (o2MD2)


A few years ago, my husband had to have a couple of 6' plus rattlers killed on a job site near the GA Port.


They were skinned, cleaned, and the Scout troop ate them on a camp out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

79 64 I'm gonna take some all natural hemlock.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (zZbCU)

I'm gonna take some botulinum toxin. It's organic!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (PkFwF)

==========

I keep imagining a detail to a post apocalyptic story about competing euthanasia drugs where they tout about their all naturalness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (zZbCU)

80 A couple took it because one ingredient was chloroquine.

Man died. Wife in icu.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM


AYFKM?!

The NYT is probably already blaming Trump.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (ejd/p)

81 Man died. Wife in icu.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (FZxI4)



Last I saw on the DailyMail rag, the title was something like "Couple Takes Trump's Miracle Cure, One Dies"


I wonder if they understand hunting season is right around the corner?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (8B6Ng)

82 23 So when's the last time any of you dialed 411? Is that still a thing? Do you just get a recording now telling you you're an idiot?
Posted by: ...


Is time and temperature still a number?
Posted by: rickb223


It still works, but they charge you $2.50 per call! (At least here in the SF Bay Area -- may be different elsewhere).

I found this out because my mother, despite having clocks all around her house, used to frequently call 411 (to ask them what time it was." (In reality, she was just lonely and wanted to talk to someone, anyone.) She persisted doing this despite my complaints (I pay the bill and saw the charges), until I showed her the bill to prove how much it was costing.

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (N9G0H)

83 When is the commercial coming out that will have a couple moving in slow motion talking about the new fish tank cleaner drug?

Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (ABjxW)

84 >>The View's Sunny Hostin (a lawyer, supposedly) tells Rahm Emmanuel the press needs to stop covering Trump's COVID-19 pressers.



Trump is not doing enough press conferences, what is he hiding?!

Trump is doing press conferences, but he's mean!!

Trump is disagreeing with us -- HE"S LYING - so we will no longer show his press conferences!!

Coming soon: Why won't Trump address Americans and tell them what's going on with the pandemic?!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (bDqIh)

85 Should that death from the fish tank cleaner get added to the Wuhan Flu deaths? It did cause it

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (ZCEU2)

86 So who started the whole
meep thing?
Posted by: Yo!

Nurse ratched.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (FZxI4)

it's always the meeping nurse...

I think she was trying to distract from the woodpeckers.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (+NdM9)

87 75 I bet they started feeling Ick-y right away.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (/ZbtM)

hahaha!

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (sI15f)

88 It still works = 411 still works

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (N9G0H)

89 21 How does Pence get his hair all white like that?

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Fish tank cleaner.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (2BgZB)

Nice crossing of the memes.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (7juvc)

90 Don LeMon says trouser snake is delicious

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (FZYNt)

91 67: Dann right

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (ONvIw)

92 In before the 100 comment rule banhammer!

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (88+cf)

93 56 Pretty stupid to ingest fish tank cleaners, innit? How did these two survive till adulthood?
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (a0IVu)

My guess is they have been saved 3 or 4 times already. Many studies have shown that risk taking people have had their lives saved many times. Car wreck, ODs, accidents, etc. Usually about the 3rd one gets them.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (JFO2v)

94 Do otters meep?

Posted by: Question guy at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (hqVrf)

95 Fish tank cleaner - it's not just for breakfast any more.

Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (ABjxW)

96 I bet they started feeling Ick-y right away.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM

And then got pop eye and went straight to dropsy.

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (2GPSc)

97 Standard Ins. Co. just sent out an all employee blast that everyone should stop being racist and calling the COVID-19 'Chinese-flu' or risk disciplinary actions.

I am so glad I don't work there because I would be risking the shit out of that right now.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (af5xa)

98 The Democrats love to pretend their base is some cross between Albert Einstein and Thomas Jefferson, but they know it's actually Mr. and Mrs. Fish Tank Cleaner.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (Ea8oc)

99 44 34 I must have missed the bit about fish bowl cleaner. What happened?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

A couple took it because one ingredient was chloroquine.

Man died. Wife in icu.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (FZxI4)

Zombie Darwin nudging others: "See? That's the shit I was talkin' about!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (PkFwF)

OrangeManBad shoots retard rays from his eyes, from his wherever, to make people do this.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (NWiLs)

100 Wife : Molly

Husband : Oscar

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (/ZbtM)

101 Actually, snake is quite tasty. Even though the last timber rattler I
cleaned contained a full size crow. I still skinned and fried him up in
garlic butter. Nice. Timber rattlers get pretty big. The last two I ate
were near 6 feet long.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM


I like eel. I can't imagine snake is too different.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (ejd/p)

102 I'm gonna take some all natural hemlock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (zZbCU)
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Nightshade sounds like a restful cure for insomnia.

Just make sure it's organically grown.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (Eicbe)

103 I bet they started feeling Ick-y right away.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM

And then got pop eye and went straight to dropsy.
Posted by: One of the quiet ones

Then belly up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)

104 >>Here's the thing with this aquarium cleaner death. Assuming that this wasn't straight-up murder:
* The idiots probably wouldn't have done this if they had never heard that "chloroquine" was a potential treatment for the disease.
* The idiots probably wouldn't have done this if they weren't in a media-induced panic.


Also maybe:

*The idiots were probably missing their usual supply of meth/recreational drugs since Trump shut down the Southern border and figured "Hey, if it doesn't cure is we may still get an excellent buzz1'

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (bDqIh)

105 43: more is not always better

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (ONvIw)

106 I know why the caged otter meeps.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (NWiLs)

107 I found this out because my mother, despite having
clocks all around her house, used to frequently call 411 (to ask them
what time it was." (In reality, she was just lonely and wanted to talk
to someone, anyone.) She persisted doing this despite my complaints (I
pay the bill and saw the charges), until I showed her the bill to prove
how much it was costing.

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (N9G0H)


Didn't we used to dial "PopCorn" for the time?
Hmmm, maybe that's when we actually "dialed". Never mind.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (8B6Ng)

108 I think the low-info progs should be encouraged to follow the Tide Pods challenge with the fish tank cleaner challenge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

109 Fish Bowl Cleaner was invented by Darwin, to provide more qualified candidates for his daily Award.

Tide Pods, too.

Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (NiXyF)

110 Standard Ins. Co. just sent out an all employee blast that everyone should stop being racist and calling the COVID-19 'Chinese-flu' or risk disciplinary actions.

-

Ah yes, the Chinese race.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (41rs/)

111 Pretty stupid to ingest fish tank cleaners, innit? How did these two survive till adulthood?

There's a picture going around twitter of at least one iteration of the packaging for the cleaner.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/sk6nb5y

Note the big red letters, "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION".

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (9t0Zz)

112 Erickson getting a mouthful I saw, earlier.

Never let a crisis go to waste, to mock those who love life.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (vEIlU)

113 Do otters meep?
Posted by: Question guy at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM


When you feel their little hands on your shoulders.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (ejd/p)

114 100 Wife : Molly

Husband : Oscar
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (/ZbtM)

offspring

cichlids

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (rpxSz)

115 I think the husband might have been feeling a little fishy.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (Eicbe)

116 "Teach a man to fish, he'll eat forever. Teach a man to drink fish tank cleanser, he'll drink only once."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (CqE5x)

117 Good thing these days before the 1K thread gets rolling its about 5 minutes.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (ZCEU2)

118 Nice crossing of the memes.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (7juvc)
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Total protonic reversal.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (g8Yc+)

119 42 >>A couple took it because one ingredient was chloroquine.

It was basically 100% pure chloroquine phosphate. In other words, a teaspoon would be 4,200mg. 10-15 days' dosage for malaria treatment, in one gulp.

Any homicide dick worth his badge would give the hairy eyebrow to the fact that she's alive and her husband's dead.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (TXOkZ)

120 57 Actually, snake is quite tasty.
_________________

My dog used to eat snakes I'd kill in the yard, so she would agree.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (k4dH2)

121 So who started the whole
meep thing?
Posted by: Yo!


Nurse ratched.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (FZxI4)
.......

would have never caught on except she kept getting FIRST?

Posted by: RBG at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (v0R5T)

122 Erick often gets mouthfuls I'm guessing.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (TQ/zJ)

123 Concerning the dose of the fish tank cleaner...

The normal dose for chloroquine is 200mg. These people took a teaspoon each mixed in water. One teaspoon contains 5687mg.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (mrrpT)

124 I bet they started feeling Ick-y right away.

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Heh, good one.

Were these two dummies even sick before doing this? As in flu symptoms? What'd they do...comb through labels on things in their house until they stumbled upon this one thing?

Did it not occur to them it might...just might...be worthwhile to consult a doctor first? I'm still in disbelief at their utter stupidity.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (JoUsr)

125 Day 3 of "Shelter In Place" (Klaxon sirens wailing): Pretty much business as usual here. The 200 ton press is thumping away out in the shop. Sounds like money to me!

Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (eAZVt)

126 Nice crossing of the memes.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (7juvc)
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Total protonic Moronic reversal.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (ejd/p)

127 Have they checked yet on the lady's insurance payout for her husband's death?


Just asking.

Posted by: Ha at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (fNWtj)

128 Was it from an OD of the chloroquine? Or some other poisonous ingredient?

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It's generally not a great idea to eat cleaning supplies. See Tide Pods.

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (kOpft)

129 Pence is overemoting with his eyebrows.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (gd9RK)

130 The question on my mind today is whether Biden or Pelosi is further gone in senile dementia.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (ZbwAu)

131 Watching the Virtual Town Hall and the questions from "regular" Americans are EXACTLY what the MSM would ask.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (CqE5x)

132 So it looks like we need to rethink many ideas about flu season and locations where older sicker people gather.

Old folks homes, hospitals, assisted living, and similar places may need to be locked down much better over the flu season.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (JFO2v)

133 Didn't we used to dial "PopCorn" for the time?


(213) UL3-1212

Posted by: getting the banned ack on time at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (hujHF)

134 In OKC, 411 was the analog Siri.

Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (Fs5vw)

135 13 I must have missed the bit about fish bowl cleaner. What happened?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (ejd/p)

A couple in AZ consumed chloroquine phosphate, which is indeed an antimalarial, and also sold as fish tank cleaner because it is damned good at killing other protists like amoebas etc.. It's quite toxic and dangerous to take unsupervised. Hydroxychloroquine is a different but related chemical and far safer.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (n+0Aw)

136 BTW - I am glad to see that people are finally getting around to understanding the utility of Herd Immunity.

I'm no fuckin Doctor, but I've been bitching about this from the first hint of a shutdown / Shelter in Place Panic began.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (/ZbtM)

137 Heard on talk radion the MSM already was blaming bad Orange Man getting people to eat poison.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ZCEU2)

138 Any homicide dick worth his badge would give the hairy eyebrow to the fact that she's alive and her husband's dead.

Yuuuuuup. I've been thinking the same thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (9t0Zz)

139 Don Lemon calls his little buddy "the homicide dick" if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (TQ/zJ)

140 120 57 Actually, snake is quite tasty.

esp marinated in a pair of tight jeans

Posted by: SHEP at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (rpxSz)

141 This piss drinking thing.

Imma say that ain't real.

Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ZfRYq)

142 Didn't we used to dial "PopCorn" for the time?


(213) UL3-1212
Posted by: getting the banned ack on time at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (hujHF)
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I knew him. He was a bad dude.

Posted by: Joe Biden, wandering out of frame at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (Eicbe)

143 "Teach a man to fish, he'll eat forever. Teach a man to drink fish tank cleanser, he'll drink only once."
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (CqE5x)
+++++++++++++++++
"If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (e/H31)

144 The fish couple ingested 2000mg each of the compound. They were fearful and panicked.
2grams each.

Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (WX+x0)

145 Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment (Newsbusters):

https://tinyurl.com/tjg7pff


Which is exactly what the airhead wife of one of my husband's friends said. She called humans the virus, and said Gaia is "putting us in timeout" until we stop using planes, cars and boats.


She and her spawn are vegans and completely useless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (ptqGC)

146 >>The normal dose for chloroquine is 200mg. These people took a teaspoon each mixed in water. One teaspoon contains 5687mg.


Some = Good

More = Better

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (/ZbtM)

147 Who is this mouthy albino?

Posted by: Zimtop Blogtay at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (0TwYe)

148 I am becoming more and more convinced that Cuomo is going to be the dem nominee.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (QzF6i)

149 So who started the whole meep thing?--
I blame it on Rio...

Posted by: FrodoB, because at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (gmSu9)

150 Any homicide dick worth his badge would give the hairy eyebrow to the fact that she's alive and her husband's dead.

--

As I said in the EMT...Stella Nickell. Poisoned her husband with fish tank cleaner.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (JoUsr)

151 Morning Horde. Sunny, high 40s here at the moment. Much more conducive to sheltering in place

Posted by: zeera at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (zUdXR)

152 Note the big red letters, "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION".

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I thought that meant don't take if you have TB.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)

153 But most of all, blame the people who ate the stuff that says right on the package "not for human consumption."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (e/H31)

...

that's what they say to keep us from getting super powers.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (hr5kG)

154 >>The normal dose for chloroquine is 200mg. These people took a teaspoon each mixed in water. One teaspoon contains 5687mg.



I think we can recognize that the first mistake, even before that dosage error, was thinking they could make homemade prescription drugs from fish tank cleaner.

How stupid does one have to be to think that is even an option?!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (bDqIh)

155 Actually, snake is quite tasty.

I had rattlesnake before. I don't remember it being anything special.

I've heard it's hard to cook because it's not fatty, so it's very easy to make it too dry.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (9t0Zz)

156 Chloroquine prescription pills are very different than Chlorquine Phosphate Tank Cleaner with a poison control warning on the box.

Just like the CDC recommends use of chlorine bleach, not chlorine gas.

Their should also be a warning on the Hill's corrupt journalism which tried to pin it on the President.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (Ndje9)

157 145 Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment (Newsbusters):

https://tinyurl.com/tjg7pff


Which is exactly what the airhead wife of one of my husband's friends said. She called humans the virus, and said Gaia is "putting us in timeout" until we stop using planes, cars and boats.


She and her spawn are vegans and completely useless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (ptqGC)

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Remember, it's Christians who are ridiculous.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (zZbCU)

158 Usually you have to get an fortune cookie to find the kind of wisdom Erickson lays out.

What a useless turd.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (ZLI7S)

159 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (ejd/p)
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And a new meme is born.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (g8Yc+)

160 SnakeJuice guy and I are simpatico.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (jUVms)

161

OT, but relevant enough

Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds mocks celebrities...

https://tinyurl.com/swhe9qw



We all know it's the celebrities that will get us through this...right after...ping pong players, childhood imaginary friends...

yet he gives kudos to child PM Trudeau and Rogen, meh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (vEIlU)

162 I think I'm going to stick to Indian cow urine, and leave the fish tank cleaner alone.

Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (ABjxW)

163 Note the big red letters, "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION".

Yeah, but I didn't consume it. I drunk it.

Posted by: Algae-Free Corpse at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (H5knJ)

164 141 This piss drinking thing.

Imma say that ain't real.
Posted by: blaster

Rule 34 of the internet says otherwise

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (FZYNt)

165 The View's Sunny Hostin (a lawyer, supposedly) tells Rahm Emmanuel the press needs to stop covering Trump's COVID-19 pressers.

Reasons, or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (ptqGC)
*************
I am sick of these witches and every evil thing they spew. Don't know how your nerves can take them.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (wiXsO)

166 119 42 >>A couple took it because one ingredient was chloroquine.

Any homicide dick worth his badge would give the hairy eyebrow to the fact that she's alive and her husband's dead.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

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Well, well, well.

Posted by: Lt. Joe Kenda at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (Y4EXg)

167 So who started the whole

meep thing?

Posted by: Yo!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Not Meep.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (af5xa)

168 Here's the thing with this aquarium cleaner death. Assuming that this wasn't straight-up murder:
* The idiots probably wouldn't have done this if they had never heard that "chloroquine" was a potential treatment for the disease.
* The idiots probably wouldn't have done this if they weren't in a media-induced panic.

Blame Trump if you want. Blame the media if you want. But most of all, blame the people who ate the stuff that says right on the package "not for human consumption."
Posted by: Joe Mannix


REDNECK WORKAROUNDS ARE ONLY FOR REDNECKS.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (FZxI4)

169 100 Wife : Molly
Husband : Oscar
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (/ZbtM)

Fish joke!

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (7juvc)

170 123 Concerning the dose of the fish tank cleaner...

The normal dose for chloroquine is 200mg. These people took a teaspoon each mixed in water. One teaspoon contains 5687mg.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (mrrpT)

Holy shit! They must have thought "the stupid, it burns". I hate to ridicule them being half dead and all, but my God, they're stupid

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ONvIw)

171 Quite an experience to live in fear.
That's what it means to be a slave.

Don't be a slave, live life.

But sure, wash your hands, stay home if you're sick. But otherwise, LIVE.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ifmtJ)

172 I had a few hit songs. None about snakes though.

Posted by: Snake Juice Newton at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (COzlW)

173 141 This piss drinking thing.

Imma say that ain't real.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ZfRYq)

...

(I have heard it said that) every guy in India knows that at some point his wife has put her urine in his morning coffee.

Gives the wife mystical powers over her husband is the idea.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (hr5kG)

174 You know, if Trump is going to dial this back next week then screw this "stimulus" bill. If the economy kicks back in and is blazing again this fall then no one is going to care about it and if the economy sucks balls then the bill ain't gonna matter.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (Jje73)

175 legalinsurrection.com/live virtual town hall with trump and white house coronavirus task force
https://tinyurl.com/qmj26ro
Supposed to be two hours

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ZCEU2)

176 Ratched meeped first.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (gd9RK)

177 141 This piss drinking thing.

Imma say that ain't real.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ZfRYq)

You'll never survive in the wild, mate!

Posted by: Bear Grylls at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (NWiLs)

178 171 Quite an experience to live in fear.
That's what it means to be a slave.

Don't be a slave, live life.

But sure, wash your hands, stay home if you're sick. But otherwise, LIVE.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ifmtJ)

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But not without my emotional support aardvark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (zZbCU)

179 please, no more meep. Meep free day?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (QzF6i)

180 The fish couple ingested 2000mg each of the compound. They were fearful and panicked.

We're all gonna be "Fried Fish" soon, so what does it matter?

Posted by: Madonna at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (Ibwur)

181 "The fish couple ingested 2000mg each of the compound. They were fearful and panicked."

The media should be tried for manslaughter.

Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (eAZVt)

182 (I have heard it said that) every guy in India knows that at some point his wife has put her urine in his morning coffee.

Gives the wife mystical powers over her husband is the idea.
Posted by: TexasDan

no wonder this coffee tastes like piss

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (FZYNt)

183 "Didn't we used to dial "PopCorn" for the time?
Hmmm, maybe that's when we actually "dialed". Never mind.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (8B6Ng) "


in Chicago, in rotary dial times:

CAthedral 8 - 8000

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (zlgJP)

184 167 So who started the whole

meep thing?

Posted by: Yo!

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Chuck Jones

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (Y4EXg)

185 To quote LA senator Kennedy: 'How did fish tank people even make it thru the birth canal'?

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (vJFfv)

186 Something fishy with the fish tank cleaner deaths ....

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (uZuKb)

187 She and her spawn are vegans and completely useless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (ptqGC)


Send her some fish tank cleaner.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (PkFwF)

188 171 Quite an experience to live in fear.
That's what it means to be a slave.

Don't be a slave, live life.

But sure, wash your hands, stay home if you're sick. But otherwise, LIVE.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ifmtJ)

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

/stuff I learned playing BioShock

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (NWiLs)

189 Any homicide dick worth his badge would give the hairy eyebrow to the fact that she's alive and her husband's dead.

Let's just say I found a cure.

Posted by: The Fisherman's Wife at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (Ibwur)

190 I've had snake a few times.

I prefer beef or pork

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (ifmtJ)

191 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

192 That video won't be up for long......

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

193 ou know, if Trump is going to dial this back next week then screw this "stimulus" bill. If the economy kicks back in and is blazing again this fall then no one is going to care about it and if the economy sucks balls then the bill ain't gonna matter.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (Jje73)

Are you kidding? Everyone probably has their check spent already in their mind?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (CqE5x)

194 She called humans the virus, and said Gaia is "putting us in timeout"

-

Did she explain the part where lazy ass Gaia wasn't doing sh*t and humans were the badasses that modified the virus to the point where it was the problem?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (41rs/)

195 So far 591 deaths due to China virus

OTOH,
CDC estimates that the burden of illness during the 2018-2019 season included an estimated 35.5 million people getting sick with influenza, 16.5 million people going to a health care provider for their illness, 490,600 hospitalizations, and 34,200 deaths from influenza. The number of influenza-associated illnesses that occurred last season was similar to the estimated number of influenza-associated illnesses during the 2012-2013 influenza season when an estimated 34 million people had symptomatic influenza illness

cdc

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (vEIlU)

196 You rang?

Posted by: Otter at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (0x00j)

197 But not without my emotional support aardvark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (zZbCU)
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Hedgehogs are cuter.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (g8Yc+)

198 Pirate Rick had an(other) eDgY tweet about how "We can't have the cure be worse than the problem" actually means "Sorry, grandma."

Surely he must know that he is, in fact, grandma, and his selfishness will not go unnoticed.

Posted by: Twitter Junkie Critic at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (7CyhL)

199 >>Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment


Thought he got it from Sophie Trudeau?

Maybe while he's at it he can blame his "Cats" movie on humanity's destruction of objective beauty norms or something. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (bDqIh)

200 >>(I have heard it said that) every guy in India knows that at some point his wife has put her urine in his morning coffee.


Wait until you find out what she puts in your Dal!

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (/ZbtM)

201 >>Quite an experience to live in fear.
That's what it means to be a slave.

Time to die.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (ZLI7S)

202 Allahpundit has gone off the deep end. Hot Air used to be fun to just read the comments dunking on the two head idiots there but now with his latest "Dan Patrick wants people to die for the economy" panic post it just isn't even worth it anymore, the man's gone completely shut-in insane.

Posted by: Ken B. at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (P6fAf)

203 188 171 Quite an experience to live in fear.
That's what it means to be a slave.

Don't be a slave, live life.

But sure, wash your hands, stay home if you're sick. But otherwise, LIVE.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ifmtJ)

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

/stuff I learned playing BioShock
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (NWiLs)

I know the developers of Bioshock are progressives, but there's a lot of 'accidental wisdom' in that game.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (ifmtJ)

204 I had a few hit songs. None about snakes though.
--
Ahem

Posted by: Jim Stafford at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (gmSu9)

205 The media should be tried for manslaughter.

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And fishing without a license.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (+y/Ru)

206 The normal dose for chloroquine is 200mg. These people took a teaspoon each mixed in water. One teaspoon contains 5687mg.



I think we can recognize that the first mistake, even before that dosage error, was thinking they could make homemade prescription drugs from fish tank cleaner.

How stupid does one have to be to think that is even an option?!
Posted by: Lizzy


It kinda is. Fish antibiotics are the same as human antibiotics. BUT. You have to know math for dosage differences.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (FZxI4)

207 179 please, no more meep. Meep free day?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (QzF6i)

Seasons don't fear the meeper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain We be like they are
Come on baby
Don't fear the meeper
Baby take my hand
Don't fear the meeper
We'll be able to fly
Don't fear the meeper
Baby I'm your man

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (NWiLs)

208 This is FNC rubbing Town Hall in CNNs face.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (+fPHo)

209 Snake Jews?!!

Posted by: Khalifa bin Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (QrOoP)

210 Standard Ins. Co. just sent out an all employee blast that everyone should stop being racist and calling the COVID-19 'Chinese-flu' or risk disciplinary actions.
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I want to be PC so I use "Chink Flu"

Posted by: Dingbat at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (KylN9)

211 e very different than Chlorquine Phosphate Tank Cleaner with a poison control warning on the box.

Just like the CDC recommends use of chlorine bleach, not chlorine gas.

Their should also be a warning on the Hill's corrupt journalism which tried to pin it on the President.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (Ndje9)


Same thing could be said about sunning your asshole.

Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (Fs5vw)

212 The world is ending!

Shit , let us check the aquarium supply place to save ourselves .....

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (uZuKb)

213 Blame Trump if you want.

He's done a lot, but he can't take credit for this chlorination of the gene pool.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (PkFwF)

214 182. It's not just India. You morons need to start brewing your own coffee.

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (vJFfv)

215 I don't know about you, but I love being lectured by filthy rich grifters who have money to burn and haven't met a middle class citizen since the Ford administration.

GFY Erickson.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (bkUtD)

216 Note the big red letters, "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION".

Well, good, I don't have consumption, I have corona virus.

Posted by: Florida Men everywhere at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (Ry8mf)

217 176 Ratched meeped first.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Nurse Ratched did not meep herself.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (ZNuEi)

218 197 But not without my emotional support aardvark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (zZbCU)
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Hedgehogs are cuter.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (g8Yc+)

I can be honest. I'm really not.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (NWiLs)

219 A large enough dose of most meds will send you to the ICU. These people were beyond ignorant, how did they deal with Tylenol or motrin?

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (ONvIw)

220 DOW up 1800?
They must think a deal is imminent on the bill.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (Mm4NK)

221 Snake diet guy? Yeah, not sitting through 15 minutes of somebody yelling the F word at me.

I'm sure he's nice though.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (hku12)

222 79 please, no more meep. Meep free day?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (QzF6i)


Agree.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (ptqGC)

223 123 Concerning the dose of the fish tank cleaner...

The normal dose for chloroquine is 200mg. These people took a teaspoon each mixed in water. One teaspoon contains 5687mg.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (mrrpT)

Holy shit! They must have thought "the stupid, it burns". I hate to ridicule them being half dead and all, but my God, they're stupid

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ONvIw)

---------------------------------------------

Unless this couple was undersized/supersized the wrong way - husband a bag of bones and wife a human dirigible - there's no way the husband dies and the wife lives, even if they each consumed the same dose. And he supposedly died within an hour or so of drinking fish tank cleanser.

The dicks should be looking at her browser history, stat.

Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (oGBso)

224 Looks as if quotation marks blow a post into error mode when done from an iPhone.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (+fPHo)

225 Don't be a slave, live life.

But sure, wash your hands, stay home if you're sick. But otherwise, LIVE.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ifmtJ)

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But not without my emotional support aardvark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (zZbCU)

That....is one I haven't heard before.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (ifmtJ)

226 Same thing could be said about sunning your asshole.
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (Fs5vw)


The yam is still cool, though, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (PkFwF)

227 Snake is similar to frog legs which is similar to soft shelled river turtle. All tasty

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (o2MD2)

228 I can't listen to someone yelling at me for more than a minute, has the snake guy have anything interesting to say?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (H8QX8)

229 Are you kidding? Everyone probably has their check spent already in their mind?
Posted by: JoeF


Hell yes. Thank you Buds Gunshop for my new Ruger .357 Vaquero.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (FZxI4)

230 "(I have heard it said that) every guy in India knows that at some point his wife has put her urine in his morning coffee."

Keeps 'em coming back.

Posted by: McD's at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (Tnijr)

231 I meeped the Sheriff
But I did not meep the deputy

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (NWiLs)

232 A two week shutdown at best it should be a claim only package. That will run billions in itself but cut out the general no limit cash handputs.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (ZCEU2)

233 The whole notion of "if it saves just one life" or "Letting the virus spread to your parents and grandparents to protect your 401k is not pro-life." has validity only to the extent that there is a direct connection between the action being taken and the life being saved. And I would venture to say that we do not have confirmation of that correlation, and may never have it.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (m45I2)

234 The Snake Juice Diet Guy Has Some Thoughts on the Chinese Flu Panic

This rant is nothing compared to one of my brother's rant. He went ballistic about this the other day. I told him to be careful he was so worked up. Don't let them win. This is what they want.

Stay healthy, fight back.

We cannot rely on Congress.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (vEIlU)

235 203 I know the developers of Bioshock are progressives, but there's a lot of 'accidental wisdom' in that game.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (ifmtJ)

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I've never understood how it's supposed to invalidate Objectivism.

An Objectivist society is functioning fine underwater until they introduce plasmids which make people insane and kill each other. This invalidates Objectivism?

It's weird.

But the game's awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (zZbCU)

236 It's a toss-up between who's more gratuitously obscene and obnoxious, Snake Juice guy or Razorfist.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (x/Wj0)

237 Speaking of India, apparently they just locked down the whole country.

Posted by: Bert G at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (OMsf+)

238 >>Pirate Rick had an(other) eDgY tweet about how "We can't have the cure be worse than the problem" actually means "Sorry, grandma."

Surely he must know that he is, in fact, grandma, and his selfishness will not go unnoticed.
- - - -


It's both entertaining and disgusting to see the same people who've embraced Ezekiel Emanuel's Complete Lives notion that seniors don't deserve precious medical resources now claim to care more about seniors than the rest of us.

Remember Obama telling that grandma to take the pain pill instead of getting costly surgery at one of his townhalls? yeah, they don't give a %$# and granny and gramps.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (bDqIh)

239 Nurse Ratched did not meep herself.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp


well, tbh, sometimes one has to meep oneself.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (d7Ww2)

240 "is not pro-life"

...said the ignorant cuck who led the Never Trump campaign while an open seat was on the United States Supreme Court awaiting an appointment from pro-infanticide Hillary. Erickson is as situationaly pro-life as Cory Booker is straight.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (puu6v)

241 Any homicide dick worth his badge would give the hairy eyebrow to the fact that she's alive and her husband's dead.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

i agree, the wife was the one that remembered the ingredient on the fish packaging, her version says she vomited and was able to call emergency and remember the questions she was asked while the husband was in respiratory distress and she's given comments since such as - "This is a heartache I'll never get over."nbc

how about not doing interviews lady. your husband is dead and talking to news reporters should be the last thing on your mind right now.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (NAbCm)

242 Posted by: Algae-Free Corpse at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (H5knJ)

heh

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (7juvc)

243 But not without my emotional support aardvark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM


I prefer my emotional support wild turkey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (ejd/p)

244 please, no more meep. Meep free day?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (QzF6i)

Nurse explained yesterday that the "meep"er is Roadrunner Trump to the dem/mfm Coyote as he avoids the trap and they slam headfirst into their own creation.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (uquGJ)

245 >>>But not without my emotional support aardvark.


My emotional support bat is great... oh crap, I got coronavirus

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (bkUtD)

246 Looks as if quotation marks blow a post into error mode when done from an iPhone.
Posted by: Les Kinetic


Strip them out and put them back in manually.
I know. PITA.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (FZxI4)

247 219 A large enough dose of most meds will send you to the ICU. These people were beyond ignorant, how did they deal with Tylenol or motrin?
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (ONvIw)


It's almost as if the dose makes the poison. Paracelsus had a point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (PkFwF)

248 Blame Trump if you want. Blame the media if you want. But most of all, blame the people who ate the stuff that says right on the package "not for human consumption."
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Darwin.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (vEIlU)

249 243 But not without my emotional support aardvark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM

I prefer my emotional support wild turkey.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (ejd/p)

101 and done?

I'm grooving on Buffalo Trace lately. I had some Elijah Craig last night that wasn't bad either.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (ifmtJ)

250 What's all this about kodachrome?

Posted by: Emily Latilla at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (q1Pj5)

251 202 Allahpundit has gone off the deep end. Hot Air used to be fun to just read the comments dunking on the two head idiots there but now with his latest "Dan Patrick wants people to die for the economy" panic post it just isn't even worth it anymore, the man's gone completely shut-in insane.
Posted by: Ken B. at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (P6fAf)

...

Unpopular opinion: I want people to die for the economy.

That is, we daily set this balance in ways great and small. Speed limits, building codes, etc: there are a lot of examples of ways that we find a balance between affordability, expedience, and death.

We cannot preserve life "at any cost" and in fact, may spend that cost and not really preserve life after all.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:50 PM (hr5kG)

252 Drinking cow piss in India is bad enough, but the prize goes to John McAfee, tech pioneer.

He's the one that pays hookers to shit in his mouth.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:50 PM (mrrpT)

253 Unless this couple was undersized/supersized the wrong way - husband a bag of bones and wife a human dirigible - there's no way the husband dies and the wife lives, even if they each consumed the same dose. And he supposedly died within an hour or so of drinking fish tank cleanser.

The dicks should be looking at her browser history, stat.

Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (oGBso)

Unless she took it much later, before he showed symptoms. I would definitely consider homicide if her levels were drastically lower.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:50 PM (ONvIw)

254 hey guys, I had meant to link that Snake Juice Diet guy at around 13:20, but I screwed it up the first go.

So if you want to hear the funny rant I had intended to link, skip to there.

I didn't mean to suggest you should listen to the whole thing.

I mean, I find him amusing, but I know not everyone does.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 12:50 PM (PbpT7)

255 This piss drinking thing.

Imma say that ain't real.

Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ZfRYq)

bear grylls says otherwise...

lol

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 12:50 PM (+NdM9)

256 Erickson has a below average IQ. He is just not that bright.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (JRaU+)

257 I had some Elijah Craig last night that wasn't bad either.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM


I just tried the 1783. I figure I should have some in the house as a gag since it was built in 1783.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (ejd/p)

258 229
Are you kidding? Everyone probably has their check spent already in their mind?

Posted by: JoeF





Hell yes. Thank you Buds Gunshop for my new Ruger .357 Vaquero.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (FZxI4)
I was thinking Colt Python

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (N39Ws)

259 >>I had meant to link that Snake Juice Diet guy at around 13:20, but I screwed it up the first go.


At least your drill was working, this time.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (/ZbtM)

260 Is Meeps-R-Us still open?

Posted by: Frodo, Asking for a friend at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (gmSu9)

261 250 What's all this about kodachrome?
Posted by: Emily Latilla at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (q1Pj5)

It gives us the nice bright colors
It gives us the greens of summer
Makes you think all the works is a sunny day

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (NWiLs)

262 No, I'm sorry.. Its moops

George Costanza

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (8JqLB)

263 >>>251 202 Allahpundit has gone off the deep end. Hot Air used to be fun to just read the comments dunking on the two head idiots there but now with his latest "Dan Patrick wants people to die for the economy" panic post it just isn't even worth it anymore, the man's gone completely shut-in insane.
Posted by: Ken B

This is why I come to read the comments.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (PbpT7)

264 The folks whinging about the fate of grandma are no different than the Dems's commercial of the grandma in the wheelchair being pushed over a cliff by the GOP. It's no different than "what about the children." They can't make a coherent case for indefinite shutdown so you get this maudlin nonsense.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (H5knJ)

265 Remember Obama telling that grandma to take the pain pill instead of getting costly surgery at one of his townhalls? yeah, they don't give a %$# and granny and gramps.

To be fair, they have a pre-existing condition: they're over 60.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (Ry8mf)

266 I'm grooving on Buffalo Trace lately. I had some Elijah Craig last night that wasn't bad either.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (ifmtJ)


I grabbed a big bottle of B.T. at Costco a while back, then Trader Joe's started carrying it for cheaper. Cheaper is gooder.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (8B6Ng)

267 For emotional support, I desire a hot Persian chick with an oral fixation.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (o2MD2)

268 *world

WTF?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:52 PM (NWiLs)

269 GFY Erickson

This. This guy thinks 401k's are some disposable slush-fund. It represents a lifetime of toil and scrimping to try to ensure a worry-free future and it's all being destroyed before everyone's eyes.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 24, 2020 12:52 PM (F6tBH)

270 My emotional support tapeworm died.

Posted by: Kurt at March 24, 2020 12:52 PM (Tnijr)

271 I have not yet begun to meep!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:52 PM (NWiLs)

272 It gives us the nice bright colors
It gives us the greens of summer
Makes you think all the works is a sunny day
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM


Damn. Beat me to it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:52 PM (ejd/p)

273 222: agreed. lame.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2020 12:52 PM (KP5rU)

274 It's almost as if the dose makes the poison. Paracelsus had a point.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (PkFwF)


Harvey Penick said take an aspirin - not the whole bottle.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 12:52 PM (Z3wXf)

275 I understand the meep seeing as everyone here seems intent on using it in every postiing.It is just not as entertaining as the other pun runs on the blog. Yesterday got incredibly overdone. Is there nothing new under the sun?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (QzF6i)

276 >>>256 Erickson has a below average IQ. He is just not that bright.


He's a complete dummy. Also, a fucking pussy.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (PbpT7)

277 275 I understand the meep seeing as everyone here seems intent on using it in every postiing.It is just not as entertaining as the other pun runs on the blog. Yesterday got incredibly overdone. Is there nothing new under the sun?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

.45ACP vs. 9mm ?

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (FZYNt)

278 250 What's all this about kodachrome?

Posted by: Emily Latilla at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (q1Pj5)

They give us those nice bright colors.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (j3npP)

279 173 (I have heard it said that) every guy in India knows that at some point his wife has put her urine in his morning coffee.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (hr5kG)

I read that as "Indiana" and I didn't even blink--and I didn't realize my error until somebody quoted your comment.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (7juvc)

280 The folks whinging about the fate of grandma are no different than the Dems's commercial of the grandma in the wheelchair being pushed over a cliff by the GOP. It's no different than "what about the children." They can't make a coherent case for indefinite shutdown so you get this maudlin nonsense.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (H5knJ)


The Democrats: all emotional hysteria, all the time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (PkFwF)

281 there but now with his latest "Dan Patrick wants people to die for the economy" panic post it just isn't even worth it anymore, the man's gone completely shut-in insane.
Posted by: Ken B

They're just revealing that destroying the economy is what this is all about.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (H8QX8)

282
224
That is a fact, Jack!

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (uZuKb)

283 What's all this about kodachrome?

And the tainted (i.e., marked) synthetic stuff from the Wuhan lab...

Posted by: Celebrities at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (dBiBP)

284 Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment
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Thought he got it from Sophie Trudeau?

Maybe while he's at it he can blame his "Cats" movie on humanity's destruction of objective beauty norms or something. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (bDqIh)


I'm not going to even dignify the nutters in that movement with any of their own words anymore.

They're the nutty earth cult. They're not doing science, they're not using logic, they're not seeking to improve humanity. They're a nutty fatalistic earth cult.

No more, no less.

I thought the Constitution said something something about not establishing a state religion. Maybe I'm wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (hku12)

285 For the Left, it's all about Trump. 24/7 and 366 days (this) a year - every waking moment. He's in their heads, he's in their eyes, he's in their ears, every sensory experience is dialed into ... TRUMP! Every single utterance from the man sets off alerts, alarms, and accelerated blithering. I've not seen anything like it.

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (Pqytn)

286 My wife gave me some Progresso soup for lunch. Tastes like Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Caliban at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (QE8X6)

287 275 I understand the meep seeing as everyone here seems intent on using it in every postiing.It is just not as entertaining as the other pun runs on the blog. Yesterday got incredibly overdone. Is there nothing new under the sun?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (QzF6i)

==========

Complaining about a meme is a sure fire way of it continuing for a bit longer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (zZbCU)

288 >>>I read that as "Indiana" and I didn't even blink--and I didn't realize my error until somebody quoted your comment.


I named the dog Indiana.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (bkUtD)

289 grabbed a big bottle of B.T. at Costco a while back, then Trader Joe's started carrying it for cheaper. Cheaper is gooder.

-

This is mind blowing. It's like hens teeth here in the Carolinas, and if you are lucky enough to happen upon it* it's usually limited to one bottle.






* f*ck you organized "clubs" making the rounds on the day of delivery

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (41rs/)

290 Allahpundit has gone off the deep end. Hot Air used to be fun to just read the comments dunking on the two head idiots there but now with his latest "Dan Patrick wants people to die for the economy" panic post it just isn't even worth it anymore, the man's gone completely shut-in insane.
Posted by: Ken B. at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (P6fAf)


Has he gone financially bankrupt? Or is he being sh*t on by a mate or spouse?

Something is really wrong with him. He went downhill fast.

Or is it just ego? He cannot admit how wrong he is.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (vEIlU)

291
I think it's awfully nice that the Democrats are willing to-

hold the Economic and Public Health of the nation hostage

to the Destruction of Our Political System.


Blackmailing Fascists are such a delight.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (z0XD8)

292 You want the meep? You can't handle the meep!!

Posted by: Frodo, because at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (gmSu9)

293 Yesterday got incredibly overdone. Is there nothing new under the sun?

There was. Not any more!

Posted by: Josh Brolin at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (dBiBP)

294 "This is a heartache I'll never get over."

She did it.

100% she killed him on purpose.

Nobody talks like that except moody teenagers trying to be deep.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (9t0Zz)

295 This piss drinking thing.

Imma say that ain't real.

Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ZfRYq)

bear grylls says otherwise...

lol
Posted by: SturmToddler


Bear can suck it straight from the source.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (FZxI4)

296 "if it saves just one life"...
"how can you put a price on a human life?..."


Life is valued in cash every day. That's what actuaries do. Courts across the country put values on people dying all the time.

You don't crash an entire economy to keep a few 80 year olds with prior conditions alive for another week.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (mrrpT)

297 Thank you Buds Gunshop for my new Ruger .357 Vaquero.
---
Oooo those are nice.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (sWM8x)

298 I read that as "Indiana" and I didn't even blink--and I didn't realize my error until somebody quoted your comment.
Posted by: m

That's the place you can buy fully automatic M16s at gun shows for a dollar.

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (vd8XM)

299 277 275 I understand the meep seeing as everyone here seems intent on using it in every postiing.It is just not as entertaining as the other pun runs on the blog. Yesterday got incredibly overdone. Is there nothing new under the sun?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

.45ACP vs. 9mm ?
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (FZYNt)

The healing power of 'and'

And of 'meep'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (ifmtJ)

300 >>>236 It's a toss-up between who's more gratuitously obscene and obnoxious, Snake Juice guy or Razorfist.


I think that compared to the Snake Juice Guy, Razorfist is an effete soyboy beta cuck.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (PbpT7)

301 Kodachrome 25. Man, that was a great film for the 35mm enthusiasts.

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (Pqytn)

302 I haven't checked Rick Wilsons twitter feed, but has he been screaming about Italy's decision, in light of over-crowded hospitals and limited medical resources, to no longer provide care to seniors with Wuhan flu?

Is there some cutesy hashtag that NeverTrumpers and Lefties have been using for that?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bDqIh)

303 266
I'm grooving on Buffalo Trace lately. I had some Elijah Craig last night that wasn't bad either.



Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (ifmtJ)

I grabbed a big bottle of B.T. at Costco a while back, then Trader Joe's started carrying it for cheaper. Cheaper is gooder.


Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (8B6Ng)
Buffalo Trace tends to be a sweet bourbon - as in flavor. It is good. Distillery near Frankfort KY is cool to visit.

Makers Mark, Knob Creek, and for when I drink alone Jim Beam.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (N39Ws)

304 >>>Tastes like Nancy Pelosi.



Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)

305 Cuomo warns: We Haven't Flattened The Curve!


you're supposed to straighten the curves and flatten the hills.

Posted by: General Lee at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (nFwvY)

306 Remember Obama telling that grandma to take the pain pill instead of getting costly surgery at one of his townhalls? yeah, they don't give a %$# and granny and gramps.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (bDqIh)
------------------------

What was actually worse inho was that Barky was talking about HIS OWN GRANDMOTHER! Who had just had surgery and Barky said maybe she should have just taken a pain pill!

Barky is a stone cold anti-human. He plays at being human, and fools his true believers into thinking his acting like a human means something.

Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (oGBso)

307 Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment

Who? I'm proud to say I do not have the faintest idea who this nitwit is, much less what high school she dropped out of.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:56 PM (PkFwF)

308 Being OK with people blowing their brains out because their businesses/life savings have been destroyed so that someone else's parents or grandparents MIGHT NOT catch a curable disease isn't pro-life.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 12:56 PM (Jje73)

309 PDT on!

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:56 PM (7juvc)

310 Trump up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:56 PM (vEIlU)

311 307 Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment

Who? I'm proud to say I do not have the faintest idea who this nitwit is, much less what high school she dropped out of.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:56 PM (PkFwF)

===========

He is becoming the bad guy he played in Fast and Furious 7. I think it was 7.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (zZbCU)

312 Got my groceries online from local chain grocery chain .. Went to pick up and they had virtually nothing on my order list... Ordered dinner napkins, paper, and they substituted a package of happy Birthday cocktail napkins... My fault as I said they could make "substitutions "

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (5bxa0)

313 Online link:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ta8woj4

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (7juvc)

314 I'm back from my "cutting your own hair" experiment. I think it looks fine. I may change my mind after i take it out of the towel though.

Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (/669Q)

315 While my guitar, gently meeps.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

316 I got word that DHS considers aviation to be a critical infrastructure and based on that, aerospace companies will probably get around a lot of Governor induced closings.

If not for that I'd probably be out of luck starting this week. If that consideration by DHS changes I'll be out too.

This is pretty much democrat dreamland right now. They'll hold the country hostage and never get called on it.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (l6b3d)

317 We've replaced Tom's regular chloroquine with new Sanka fish-tank cleaner. Let's see if he notices...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (KxVoZ)

318 So let see how this mental bat stew tastes: so if I am in M13 gang....its okay to decapitate Chinese Americans?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Sy+Lj)

319 There's idiots on both sides of this, but Corona so far is killing at a rate that's lower than the regular flu we have every year, and nobody every talked about shutting down the economy over that to "protect life". (FTR, I think this is worse than the normal flu)

There's all sorts of things we do to protect economic interests at the cost of human lives.

If we had a zero tolerance policy for say alcohol and driving, I'm sure that would save lives (and put under nearly every bar and restaurant)

We allow people to smoke, eat fattening foods, ride motorcycles, own guns, sky dive, etc.

Posted by: Blago at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (sjTfF)

320 Ordered dinner napkins, paper, and they substituted a package of happy Birthday cocktail napkins

-

That could be very charming.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (41rs/)

321 233 The whole notion of "if it saves just one life" or "Letting the virus spread to your parents and grandparents to protect your 401k is not pro-life." has validity only to the extent that there is a direct connection between the action being taken and the life being saved. And I would venture to say that we do not have confirmation of that correlation, and may never have it.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (m45I2)

...

I would also venture to say that a lot of grandpas and grandmas don't want their kid's future destroyed over a misguided attempt to keep grandpa and grandma around a few more years.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (hr5kG)

322 Global pandemic day 12, I have eaten the last on my store of Peeps. Outlook is grim.

Posted by: It wasnt Me at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (EfQw2)

323
Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)


Burnt hair and chutney.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

324 Cuomo warns: We Haven't Flattened The Curve!


you're supposed to straighten the curves and flatten the hills.
Posted by: General Lee


While never meaning no harm.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (FZxI4)

325 312 Got my groceries online from local chain grocery chain .. Went to pick up and they had virtually nothing on my order list... Ordered dinner napkins, paper, and they substituted a package of happy Birthday cocktail napkins... My fault as I said they could make "substitutions "

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (5bxa0)

Hey everyone! It's Donna's birthday! (just go with it)

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (j3npP)

326 Kodachrome 25. Man, that was a great film for the 35mm enthusiasts.


Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (Pqytn)
-------------------------------------

I've been scanning old family slides into the digital world off & on for the last few years. The Kodachrome slides are beautiful.

Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (oGBso)

327 Is Cuomo going to be the nominee?Is Dan Crenshaw the sexiest man alive?Is anyone still exercising at home?Anyone have a great new recipe to try?Read any good books lately?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (QzF6i)

328 Idris Elba acted in a space movie. I just can't remember the name.

Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (WX+x0)

329 294 "This is a heartache I'll never get over."

She did it.

100% she killed him on purpose.

Nobody talks like that except moody teenagers trying to be deep.
Posted by: bonhomme

--

The homicide detectives that interviewed me (the regulars know the story) told me, much much later, that they almost always know guilty/not guilty within the first minute of an interview.

(Proving it is a whole 'nuther ball game.)

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (Y4EXg)

330 312
Yer ass will think you are soooo thoughtful

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (o2MD2)

331 What's an Idrus Elba?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (H8QX8)

332 He is becoming the bad guy he played in Fast and Furious 7. I think it was 7.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (zZbCU)


So it's male? Or identifies as such? Doesn't answer my question: what high school did he drop out of?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (PkFwF)

333 Who is the actress who likes sunshine her who ha?

She is Canadian?

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (uZuKb)

334 Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment

You can't get much closer to the environment than in a Wuhan wet market!

Posted by: China at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (1+J19)

335 >>>I'm back from my "cutting your own hair" experiment. I think it looks fine. I may change my mind after i take it out of the towel though.


If you look like Sinead O'Connor, don't tell us.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (bkUtD)

336 New trend coming out of the South, putting up Christmas lights as sign of hope, good cheer and solidarity.

The South knows how to endure and survive.

https://tinyurl.com/tvklrka

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (af5xa)

337 By re-configuring the meep it created a positive feedback loop allowing us to achieve the 0.1% phase differential.
The borg will not be aware of our infiltration until it is too late.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (nzKWW)

338 Advice for Pence...

Stop dragging out answers. Give crisp, to the point information and move on. Eliminate all the bullshit about how proud you are of companies stepping up and donating a dozen face masks.

The more you ramble, the more people think you're trying to cover something up.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (mrrpT)

339 331 What's an Idrus Elba?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (H8QX


It's kind of like a Cenk Uygur, but not right on the tip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (PkFwF)

340 >>>Burnt hair and chutney.



Lulz.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (bkUtD)

341 The CDC has spent their last bit of credibility. They are totally politicized, as are most public health departments.

We could have saved billions on AIDS if homos practiced maintaining a social distance of less than three inches between the tip of their penis and their buddy's anus.

Why didn't that genius from NIH figure that out back then?

Posted by: Minuteman at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (XRQWH)

342 329 The homicide detectives that interviewed me (the regulars know the story) told me, much much later, that they almost always know guilty/not guilty within the first minute of an interview.

(Proving it is a whole 'nuther ball game.)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (Y4EXg)

========

Until the defendant's cousin, Vinny from New York, starts cross examining witnesses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (zZbCU)

343 291
I think it's awfully nice that the Democrats are willing to-

hold the Economic and Public Health of the nation hostage

to the Destruction of Our Political System.


Blackmailing Fascists are such a delight.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (z0XD
*******
Never forgive.... Never forget.
They must pay for this!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (wiXsO)

344 Cuomo warns: We Haven't Flattened The Curve!


you're supposed to straighten the curves and flatten the hills.
Posted by: General Lee


While never meaning no harm.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM



Show me a city and I'll flatten the target.

Posted by: Gen LeMay at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (axyOa)

345 331 What's an Idrus Elba?

A non-pointy elba, as far as I can tell.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (KxVoZ)

346 "Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)


Burnt hair and chutney."

Corpolite

Posted by: freaked, on staycation at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (Tnijr)

347 hey guys, I had meant to link that Snake Juice Diet guy at around 13:20, but I screwed it up the first go.

So if you want to hear the funny rant I had intended to link, skip to there.

I didn't mean to suggest you should listen to the whole thing.

I mean, I find him amusing, but I know not everyone does.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 12:50 PM (PbpT7)


Heh, even from that point on, there's about as many F bombs as there are dead China wuwu virus victims.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (hku12)

348 Hmmm, nice suggestion upthread re: taxpayer dollars sent to us peons used to buy Second amendment rights.

A couple of nice revolvers for the missus and I have been unattainable wishlist items for a long time. I will definitely buy an old, used fiberglass canoe as well.

Ironic no?

Posted by: Otter-wan Kazi at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (0x00j)

349 We allow people to smoke, eat fattening foods, ride motorcycles, own guns, sky dive, etc.
Posted by: Blago at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM

Who is this "we" you speak of? And what is this "allow" bidness?

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (2GPSc)

350 If you look like Sinead O'Connor, don't tell us.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Larry Fine

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (vd8XM)

351 I hope the White House got my comment transcribed in time for Trump to use it.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (mrrpT)

352 Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment

-

Said in an impromptu Skype interview from his 30,000 square foot mansion.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (41rs/)

353 Prez on now -Fox

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (Ndje9)

354 I was thinking Colt Python

The 2020 Colt Python or the 1999 and older Python?

hickok45 had one of the new ones on his YouTube channel and the cylinder locked up. There's a big debate about whether he did it intentionally, is a moron, or if the gun isn't ready for prime time.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (9t0Zz)

355 Corprolite ah mean

Posted by: freaked, on staycation at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (Tnijr)

356 Uh-oh. I posted on the EMT by accident just now by having another browser left open. Do I have to stand in the corner? Stay after school and clean erasers?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (JoUsr)

357 chloroquine phosphate. like drinking hydrogen peroxide thinking its hydrogen dioxide. AZ might have a FL man transplant.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (DjiZK)

358 Unpopular opinion: I want people to die for the economy.

That is, we daily set this balance in ways great and small. Speed limits, building codes, etc: there are a lot of examples of ways that we find a balance between affordability, expedience, and death.

We cannot preserve life "at any cost" and in fact, may spend that cost and not really preserve life after all.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:50 PM (hr5kG)

Yup, hundreds of thousands of American Men have given their lives, to keep this nation free.

So now we can slip into tyranny and destroy the wealth of a generation, trying to beat Mother Nature.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (NgKpN)

359
Nolte: Trump's Coronavirus Job Approval Rating Is Higher than the Media's

A Monmouth poll shows that President Trump's approval rating on how he's handling the coronavirus is higher than the media's. Other polls show the same.

While 50 percent of those polled say Trump is doing a good job handling the crisis surrounding the Chinese virus, only 45 percent say he's not doing a good job. The numbers for the job the media's doing are lower.

Only 45 percent of Americans approve of the media, while 43 percent disapprove.

This poll also shows that 48 percent of registered voters approve of the overall job the president's doing, his highest number in this specific poll since June of 2018.

Trump's 50 percent coronavirus job approval in this poll is actually lower than what we are seeing in other polls.

A recent CBS poll put Trump's approval at 53 percent.

The CBS poll also shows that more people trust Trump (44 percent) than the national media (43 percent)...

...These numbers are important because they explain why the media have been caught red-handed telling legions of lies about the coronavirus, specifically about Trump's handling of it, and why the media's now doing insane things, like accusing Trump of racism when he calls a virus that originated in China the "Chinese virus."


Let them tear their hair out.

I can't believe the media is this high. At all.

There is more data in the piece.

breitbart
https://tinyurl.com/r57wgcr

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (vEIlU)

360 Some place are testing ... snake guy may be right though, some hospitals might know they will get reimbursed for coronavirus tests and treatments ... so just stamp coronavirus on it, and cha-ching ... $10K per patient.


And the two docs Hannity had on ... both saying Dr. Zelenko had success with 350 out of 35 with the "Trump Cocktail" of CQ + Z-pak, so double blind 3 year studies will be nice, but for now, maybe just save lives and save the economy, get people back to work?

And as we know, the drug has been tested, just not for this novel virus. NOTHING has been tested for this novel virus ... it's NOVEL. And as that doctor said, it is cheap and readily available.


The fact it is not making bigger news does indicate Snake is right, never let a crisis go to waste, collect billions from the federal government. But I sure hope the whole thing isn't just another PsyOp Fund Raiser for the globalist groups like PEPFAR (Gates, Bono, and most of the people standing up there with Trump, including Pence, are in it) These globalist groups run billions through their foundations, and do good works like the Clintons did in Haiti, stealing all the donations ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (Cus5s)

361 What's an Idrus Elba?

Able was I ere I saw Elba

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (vd8XM)

362 Sunshine, on my hoo-ha, makes me happy...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (KxVoZ)

363 199 >>Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment


Thought he got it from Sophie Trudeau?

Maybe while he's at it he can blame his "Cats" movie on humanity's destruction of objective beauty norms or something. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (bDqIh)


#ReleaseTheButtholeCut

https://youtu.be/LiQVAgPTwVI

Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (G2zl5)

364 Heh, station who pulled away from presser has lost signal - muhuhaha.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (wn2NI)

365 Who is the actress who likes sunshine her who ha?

She is Canadian?

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM



Hey, some of those Hallmark ladies are hawt.

A friend told me.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (axyOa)

366 What's an Idrus Elba?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (H8QX


Black singer/actor who it's seemingly safe for all the white women and gay men to fantasize about boinking.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (hku12)

367 Happy Birthday, Donna!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-YejPRFktY

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)

368
Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)

Burnt hair and chutney.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)


Mothballs and stale hamburger.

Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (Fs5vw)

369 353
Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment



-



Said in an impromptu Skype interview from his 30,000 square foot mansion.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (41rs/)

What kills me is he is a big gear head. IE, be better.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (DjiZK)

370 Jim never has more than one cup of fish tank cleaner at home.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)

371 breitbart piece

This last one is anecdotal, but the media are so unbalanced and frustrated that the coronavirus is not becoming "Trump's Katrina," that CNN's Jake Tapper is admitting he allowed a guest to lie about Trump while appearing on his basement-rated show.

The media are becoming more unstable and dangerous by the day.

Hate mixed with impotent rage is a helluva drug.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (vEIlU)

372 I'm glad they're sitting down in the town hall. They have to stand too much.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (7juvc)

373 331 What's an Idrus Elba?




England's Bagger Vance.

Posted by: x at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (nFwvY)

374 Pop Tart was a bad dude. Cereal killer, even. He put Snap, Crackle and Pop six feets under.

Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2020 01:02 PM (RuIsu)

375 Read the full statement, Kurt, you fissure.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

376 354
Hickock 45 is highly experienced and competent. The gun isn't ready apparently.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 01:02 PM (o2MD2)

377 163 Note the big red letters, "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION".


I knew a chick that had this tattooed above her schmundie

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:02 PM (rpxSz)

378 352 Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment

Said in an impromptu Skype interview from his 30,000 square foot mansion.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (41rs/)


Send him some fish tank cleaner.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:02 PM (PkFwF)

379 ha!

NJ Releases Prisoners From Jail Over Wuhan Coronavirus But Threatens Residents For Disobeying Lockdown Orders

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:02 PM (JFO2v)

380 The Democrats: all emotional hysteria, all the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (PkFwF)


I'm convinced it's not purely political.

I think there's a group of people yearning to be part of the story. Any story will do. They need meaning and self-validation. They're simply not content to entertain themselves, grow old, and die. They seek something bigger - but church doesn't scratch the itch for them, and tangible achievement is just too fucking hard.

So, they gravitate toward shit like this contrived Wuhan Flu crisis. And, knowing they'll never be leaders themselves, they settle for virtue signalling obedience to whatever authority they deem legit - as they try to persuade every else to join them.

It's information age group-think, fed by the massive amount of leisure time we have now. I'm pretty sure these people would be happier of some damn dictator just conscripted them into a low-intensity Hitler Youth for the bored adult. At least, I know I'd be happier if they were given something to do.


Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 01:02 PM (Z3wXf)

381 Read the full statement, Kurt, you fissure

-

Democrats are pro choice except for every other single thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (41rs/)

382 Humans are 1/2 from nature but we get better at insulating from nature.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (Sy+Lj)

383 367 Happy Birthday, Donna!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-YejPRFktY

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)

Perfect!

We need to make this the daily meme.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (j3npP)

384 Dr. Anthony Fauci Shuts Down Media: Trump Hasn't Overridden Me, 'Not Helpful' to Pit Us Against Each Other
Appearing Tuesday on WMAL's Morning on the Mall, Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, accused D.C. journalists of attempting to pit him against President Donald Trump and affirmed there is no rift between himself and the president on how to combat the Chinese coronavirus outbreak.


I have to say, his entire team have his back. It's nice to see.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (vEIlU)

385 368
Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)

Burnt hair and chutney.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)


Mothballs and stale hamburger.
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (Fs5vw)

Wet Depends and dead armadilllo

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (JFO2v)

386 Will the Twitter shut-ins be getting off the internet any time soon? I'm sure hospitals, doctor's offices and working families stuck at home need the bandwidth more than they do. Or is 50 tweets a minute too big of a freedom to let go of?

Time to make some sacrifices, cucks. Your wives' vaginas just aren't enough anymore.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (datdl)

387 354 I was thinking Colt Python

The 2020 Colt Python or the 1999 and older Python?

hickok45 had one of the new ones on his YouTube channel and the cylinder locked up. There's a big debate about whether he did it intentionally, is a moron, or if the gun isn't ready for prime time.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (9t0Zz)

I had an old python, sold it at a nice profit.

I don't think Hickock would foul up a gun intentionally.

It wasn't so long ago gun people like Ken Hackathorn were saying we can't make the Colt Python anymore. The expertise is just aged out and gone.

See also the Remington R51 attempt to remake the Pederson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (ifmtJ)

388 Snake diet guy? Yeah, not sitting through 15 minutes of somebody yelling the F word at me.

Five seconds is enough. He needs another shtick.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (dBiBP)

389 368
Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)

Burnt hair and chutney.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)


Mothballs and stale hamburger.
Posted by: Sooner

fish bowl cleaner

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (FZYNt)

390 Happy Birthday Donna!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYop8w1qsKs

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (j3npP)

391 can anyone shed light on why companies have massive stockpiles of n95 masks?

Why do facebook and apple have so many?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (s9Eo8)

392 Yup, hundreds of thousands of American Men have given their lives, to keep this nation free.

Yeah, but that was before drag queen story hour. Now we've got a reason to live, man.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (H5knJ)

393 383 367 Happy Birthday, Donna!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-YejPRFktY

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)

Perfect!

We need to make this the daily meme.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

but then you would be stepping on J.J's birthday

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (FZYNt)

394 Elba was born on 6 September 1972 ... Elba left school in 1988

Called it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (PkFwF)

395 >>We need to make this the daily meme.

Or some-ting like that!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

396 If you look like Sinead O'Connor, don't tell us.


Sinead was teh hawt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (gd9RK)

397 Democrats are pro choice except for every other single thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (41rs/)

Pro Choice on Union nope
Pro Choice on schools hell no
Pro Choice on taxes we keel u

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (JFO2v)

398 >>>Yeah, but that was before drag queen story hour. Now we've got a reason to live, man



The only thing that keeps me going is the new SJW Marvel characters. So stunning and brave.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (bkUtD)

399 can anyone shed light on why companies have massive stockpiles of n95 masks?

Why do facebook and apple have so many?
Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (s9Eo


They're too important to fail.

in their minds.

Makes you wonder why Owebama didn't stockpile them......

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

400 Even if Trump does dial things back so to speak, that doesn't mean the States will follow. As I understand it, it's not clear he controls the Governors' authority.

Also, who says the Governors and Mayors would comply? Many have openly declared their cities to be sanctuary cities despite the laws. Why would they be expected to release the lockdowns?

Posted by: RM at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (U3LtS)

401 368
Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)


Tastes like the contents of a vacuum cleaner bag.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (PkFwF)

402 It's nice hearing the birds tweeting in the Rose Garden.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (7juvc)

403 Old Taoist saying: Nature does not have a human heart.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (Sy+Lj)

404 If Mrs. Fish Tank wound up dying of the virus, I would laugh. Heartily.

Posted by: Zimtop Blogtay at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (oVJmc)

405 Sorry, Idris, but Samuel L. Jackson delivered those sentiments more
convincingly in Kingsmen: The Secret Service. Sorry your audition didn't
work out.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (XXNQ+)

406 Burnt hair and chutney ...


Slipping fan belt, isopropyl and a hint of skunk road kill

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (uZuKb)

407
Sinead was teh hawt.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (gd9RK)


Uh.....what?

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

408 391 can anyone shed light on why companies have massive stockpiles of n95 masks?

Why do facebook and apple have so many?
Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (s9Eo

California fires.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (7juvc)

409 Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)


dunno but I guarantee she don't taste like jizz

Posted by: SHEP at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (rpxSz)

410 California fires.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (7juvc)

ooooooooh!!

Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (s9Eo8)

411 Pelosi tastes like what she looks like, cadaver.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (o2MD2)

412 405 Sorry, Idris, but Samuel L. Jackson delivered those sentiments more
convincingly in Kingsmen: The Secret Service. Sorry your audition didn't
work out.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (XXNQ+)

========

Environmentalists make great bad guys because they actually want to make your lives miserable in real life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (zZbCU)

413 There really are a lot of mewling quims out there. And hello Horde, long time no see.

Posted by: joncelli, Social Distancing Expert at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (1FhAQ)

414 If you look like Sinead O'Connor, don't tell us.





Sinead was teh hawt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (gd9RK)

===
Adam and Eve had a "Sinead" dildo in the late 90s.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (pw+jk)

415 I can't find the presser.
Clickin' but no gettin'

Anyone have a good link?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (WrOkn)

416 Hey, some of those Hallmark ladies are hawt.

A friend told me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (axyOa)


Hallmark replaying Christmas shows to rise spirits.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (vEIlU)

417 Even if Trump does dial things back so to speak,
that doesn't mean the States will follow. As I understand it, it's not
clear he controls the Governors' authority.



Posted by: RM at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (U3LtS)


It's perfect. Let Cuomo keep New York on shelter in place while the rest of the country gets on with life.

Most people only learn one way. The hard way.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (Z3wXf)

418 Trump seems aware of what is/was in the Covid bill. Said he wouldn't have signed that bill.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (cF8AT)

419 Anyone have a good link?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (WrOkn)

Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (s9Eo8)

420 385
368

Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)



Burnt hair and chutney.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)





Mothballs and stale hamburger.

Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (Fs5vw)



Wet Depends and dead armadilllo



Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (JFO2v)

Smells like someone burned their clutch

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (DjiZK)

421 Anyone have a good link?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (WrOkn)

https://watchnewslive.tv/fox-news-live-stream-usa/

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (PkFwF)

422 Anyone have a good link?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (WrOkn)

https://tinyurl.com/tho54a5

Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (s9Eo8)

423 can anyone shed light on why companies have massive stockpiles of n95 masks?

-

No idea.

I honestly do think that the anti-gouging nonsense Barr was talking about would be fun to test.

Everyone who was smart and stockpiled a garage full of masks in anticipation of this event has them in place and ready for the government to purchase. The feds are required to pay their standard non emergency price that they routinely pay for supplies.

Can they legally spend the amount, or is what they routinely pay considered a gouging price?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (41rs/)

424 Uh-oh. I posted on the EMT by accident just now by having another browser left open. Do I have to stand in the corner? Stay after school and clean erasers?
Posted by: Lady in Black

---

For the 'ettes, that is a spanking offense.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (Y4EXg)

425 Are you kidding? Everyone probably has their check spent already in their mind?

Posted by: JoeF

Hell yes. Thank you Buds Gunshop for my new Ruger .357 Vaquero.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (FZxI4)

Hmmm, you fellas may have just changed my mind on this whole stimulus thing.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (Jje73)

426 324 Cuomo warns: We Haven't Flattened The Curve!


you're supposed to straighten the curves and flatten the hills.
Posted by: General Lee


While never meaning no harm.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (FZxI4)
=====

Beats all you never saw.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (dfRN6)

427 It wasn't so long ago gun people like Ken Hackathorn were saying we can't make the Colt Python anymore.

The expertise is just aged out and gone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Bull shit. As long as there is one gun, it can be taken apart, scanned electronically, fed into a cnc machine and parts made.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (FZxI4)

428 Idris was the Prometheus pilot.

Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (WX+x0)

429 Sinead was teh hawt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (gd9RK)


One word: optometry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (PkFwF)

430 Ask not for whom the roadrunner meeps, it meeps for thee.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (q1Pj5)

431 Also, Trump is doing his Fox News presser.

Thanks, Ace!

Online link:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ta8woj4

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (7juvc)

432 Nancy Pelosi Signals Surrender on Relief Bill Just a Day After Going Full Leroy Jenkins

true or not?

redstate

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (vEIlU)

433 The Hallmark actors are gorgeous- men and women! And the movies do provide feels without regret or embarassment.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (sI15f)

434 Are you kidding? Everyone probably has their check spent already in their mind?

Posted by: JoeF

Hell yes. Thank you Buds Gunshop for my new Ruger .357 Vaquero.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (FZxI4)

Hmmm, you fellas may have just changed my mind on this whole stimulus thing.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater


Hell, it's your money. Spend it wisely.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (FZxI4)

435 394 Elba was born on 6 September 1972 ... Elba left school in 1988

no man is an island

Posted by: SHEP at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (rpxSz)

436 California fires.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (7juvc)

ooooooooh!!
Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (s9Eo


So they can violate evacuation mandates in fires, risking their lives to make sure FuckFacebook stays online?

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

437 When the funk of your lung

Kills those you're among,

Dat's Corona!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (miJU3)

438 If this is true, it's welcome news.

Nancy Pelosi, just a day after going full Leroy Jenkins on the negotiations over the Wuhan virus relief bill, is now signaling that the House will pass whatever the Senate sends them. This follows Chuck Schumer reversing course last night and announcing he expects a deal done today as well.


redstate

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (vEIlU)

439 401
368

Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)



Tastes like the contents of a vacuum cleaner bag.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (PkFwF)
I presume you are referring to a septic tank pump truck

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (N39Ws)

440 Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment



Said in an impromptu Skype interview from his 30,000 square foot mansion.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (41rs/)



Well if he wants to help the planet he can always off himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (3Hp/M)

441 I have it. Thanks.

Navigating Fox is horrid.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (WrOkn)

442 Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment


Because there were no plagues before human civilization.

Posted by: Zimtop Blogtay at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (oVJmc)

443 Had to pick up some prescriptions at Walmart today (Nacogdoches, TX), so picked up a few other things. Paper plates, some; tp or paper towels, nope. Canned goods, almost bare, but was able to get some soup, chili, and beans. Laundry detergent skimpy, got a jug but not my usual brand. Had bleach, but I didn't need any.

We're in pretty good shape for at least a couple of weeks, for everything except maybe booze, and the liquor stores are still open, though ours is restricting customers to no more than 10 at a time -- not a problem at the times I shop. Me and one other when I was there.

Posted by: Empire1 at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (LjNCn)

444 427

yup. and BETTER than the originals.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (o2MD2)

445 My parents and an aunt (in their 60s) have said they would rather get the virus at this point rather than put up with this stuff any longer. None of them are actually scared of the virus.

Posted by: MKoepf at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (DfSI5)

446 Want to remind you people bleach, especially mind bleach is in short supply due to the panic.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (ZCEU2)

447 If Mrs. Fish Tank wound up dying of the virus, I would laugh. Heartily.
Posted by: Zimtop Blogtay at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (oVJmc)
---
Nah, it would be funnier if she were to get it and her life were then saved by the proper dosage of hydro chloroquine.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (Eicbe)

448 1st-- This guy needs to do the Readers Digest " Increase your word power" page for a couple of years.

2nd-- He needs put in an isolation chamber with about 4 black mambas for a week----- A week you say??

---Just to be sure.

Posted by: rld with coffee at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (7uZmJ)

449 >>> Idris was the Prometheus pilot.


Also Stringer Bell in The Wire.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (bkUtD)

450 Rantingly saying "Nancy folds"! Will try to pass Senate's bill.

Posted by: lizabth at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (L3Rsz)

451 Uh-oh. I posted on the EMT by accident just now by having another browser left open. Do I have to stand in the corner? Stay after school and clean erasers?
Posted by: Lady in Black

---

For the 'ettes, that is a spanking offense.
Posted by: Tonypete



Oooooooh!
Posted by: Wicked Naughty Zoot!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (FZxI4)

452 Well if he wants to help the planet he can always off himself
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (3Hp/M)


We'd have to renormalize IQ scores.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (PkFwF)

453 Got my groceries online from local chain grocery chain .. Went to pick up and they had virtually nothing on my order list...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM

Been doing Kroger Clicklist pick-up for a couple years now. Last Saturday (14th) was the first time they have ever cancelled my order. Because they were overwhelmed. I went home and placed my same order for the next day, only early in the morning timeslot (9am vs usual 11am) and was able to get most of what I listed. Exception was OJ, cheese, ground beef and frozen chicken.

Ordered again for this past Saturday (21st), but made sure to order two days in advance. Again, same things unavailable.

Tried to order immediately again after I got home and there were no time slots available for next 3 days.

Tried again Sunday and yesterday, same thing.

Tried again this morning around 8am and they had time slots open for Friday at the earliest, but only starting at 2pm. I immediately put in my order.

Will be interesting to see what they'll have this time.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (Do5/p)

454 438 If this is true, it's welcome news.

Nancy Pelosi, just a day after going full Leroy Jenkins on the negotiations over the Wuhan virus relief bill, is now signaling that the House will pass whatever the Senate sends them. This follows Chuck Schumer reversing course last night and announcing he expects a deal done today as well.

redstate
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (vEIlU)

============

Meh, in it's ideal form, it's a temporary relief to a manufactured problem.

Fix the manufactured problem and let people go back to work. Maybe they should buy everyone who's been displaced by the shutdowns a box of N95 masks instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (zZbCU)

455 432
Nancy Pelosi Signals Surrender on Relief Bill Just a Day After Going Full Leroy Jenkins



true or not?



redstate

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (vEIlU)

"Signals." We are not there yet. Keep hammering her and dems.

And Snek Juice guy, no suck on snek.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (KnJdm)

456 Late to the Party again!! All that's left here is full ashtrays, spilled Bud, and various pieces of underwear. Was it fun, though??

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (90T4r)

457 Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.

Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (2GPSc)

458 Guess her stunt must not have played well in Peoria.

Posted by: lizabth at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (L3Rsz)

459 how about not doing interviews lady. your husband is dead and talking to news reporters should be the last thing on your mind right now.
Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (NAbCm)

so you're saying her story seems fishy?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (G546f)

460 So Nancy's eating shit? Good!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (sWM8x)

461 Sinead was hawt in the 80's, only bald girl I would ever have done.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (8JqLB)

462 Want to remind you people bleach ... is in short supply due to the panic.
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (ZCEU2)
---
Which also has some words on their about human consumption, but you know, it cleans stuff.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (Eicbe)

463 Jamie Dupree
@jamiedupree


Judging from the Pelosi interview on CNBC, she's sending a message to House members - whatever the Senate passes is what should pass the House right away




Marco Rubio
@marcorubio
1h

Long night with signifcant progress on major differences.

Our core small business provisions remain the same with some minor technical corrections & changes.

I expect a vote TODAY.

America can't afford another day without action.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (vEIlU)

464 Hell, it's your money. Spend it wisely.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (FZxI4)

Well, I've been wanting to get a rifle but have kept putting it off for other more practical stuff.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (Jje73)

465 Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment


Because there were no plagues before human civilization.
Posted by: Zimtop Blogtay at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (oVJmc)


Disqualifier.

If that's your profession, STFU. I don't care what you think.

Entertain me, jester.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

466 >>>Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.



Please quarantine yourself for fifty years, you insufferable twat.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:12 PM (bkUtD)

467 457 Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.

Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (2GPSc)

==========

I look forward to her taking that next step in the victimhood Olympics that is the modern left and accusing her parents of molesting her because she needs to be a sexual assault survivor to keep things fresh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:12 PM (zZbCU)

468 Had to pick up some prescriptions at Walmart today (Nacogdoches, TX), so picked up a few other things. Paper plates, some; tp or paper towels, nope. Canned goods, almost bare, but was able to get some soup, chili, and beans. Laundry detergent skimpy, got a jug but not my usual brand. Had bleach, but I didn't need any.

We're in pretty good shape for at least a couple of weeks, for everything except maybe booze, and the liquor stores are still open, though ours is restricting customers to no more than 10 at a time -- not a problem at the times I shop. Me and one other when I was there.
Posted by: Empire1


Motherfuckers took all the Manwhich.

No sloppy joe's.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:12 PM (FZxI4)

469 449 >>> Idris was the Prometheus pilot.


Also Stringer Bell in The Wire.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (bkUtD)

The pilot had the good taste to die, right??

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:12 PM (90T4r)

470
Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment



That's just bat soup crazy.

Posted by: Wuhan Wang at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (PtOP4)

471 The Fru will be forgotten

but the buying , oy

SUN is still cheap

Posted by: SHEP at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (rpxSz)

472 @DailyCaller

President Trump talks about his decision in January to close off travel to China:

"Sleepy Joe Biden said it's xenophobic. I don't know if he knows what that means but that's okay."

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (cF8AT)

473 Regardless, the damage Pelosi and the Democrats caused, including another large dip in the stock market, can not be forgotten. They don't get to handwave this away by caving a few days later. Democrats chose to play politics with people's lives and the price should be severe in November.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (vEIlU)

474 Fish lady is in icu, critical.

Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (WX+x0)

475 445 My parents and an aunt (in their 60s) have said they would rather get the virus at this point rather than put up with this stuff any longer. None of them are actually scared of the virus.
Posted by: MKoepf at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (DfSI5)

That's sort of agreeing with PDT, although differently worded.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (7juvc)

476 Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.

Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (2GPSc)


I'm betting this is a lie.

She's been out of the news, so it's a scream for "LOOK AT ME AGAIN!!!"

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

477 Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.



Play with me daddy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (FZxI4)

478 Whispered sweet meeps in her ear.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (Sy+Lj)

479 Awesome. A Leroy Jenkins reference.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (oVJmc)

480 For the sewers out there - Another item that is getting hard to find iselastic because so many people are making face masks for themselvesand for hospitals.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (XXNQ+)

481 Shep condom sock off

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (rpxSz)

482 Listening to PDT, he really understands the implications of what's going on.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (WEBkv)

483 456 Late to the Party again!! All that's left here is full ashtrays, spilled Bud, and various pieces of underwear. Was it fun, though??
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (90T4r)

I do not wear underwear!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (JFO2v)

484 Greta's been pushed into irrelevance by the ChinaFlu. Gotta get back in the headlines somehow. Pathetic. "May have ..."

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (2GPSc)

485 457 Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.

Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (2GPSc)


Would it be too much to hope for that she now STFU?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (PkFwF)

486 462 Want to remind you people bleach ... is in short supply due to the panic.
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (ZCEU2)
---
Which also has some words on their about human consumption, but you know, it cleans stuff.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (Eicbe)


I thought it was because of, nevermind.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (90T4r)

487 I don't know what he's saying but Trump must be saying some funny shit because my husband is back there laughing like a hyena.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (dUJdY)

488 470
Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment



That's just bat soup crazy.
Posted by: Wuhan Wang at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (PtOP4)

==========

There is a weird brand of fiction going on right now where the movies end with the ideas that it's time for humanity to go away in favor of whatever will come next.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with the idea that humans had their chance, have screwed up enough, and the dinosaurs were coming to even the score.

It's a weird place to go, but some people really gravitate towards it because our education system has taught them that humanity is evil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (zZbCU)

489 The Fox newsguy kept interrupting VP Pence, and now he keeps interrupting PDT.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (7juvc)

490 Fish lady is in icu, critical.
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (WX+x0)


YOU get a Darwin Award.

YOU get a Darwin Award.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

491 387 Mark Anthony Edwards,

The Python had a loose sideplate screw. Doesn't function that way. Colt had about 80 or so revolvers come back to service for that or assorted minor issues. Buy a Python if you want it, make sure the sideplate screws remain tight --it was in the American Rifleman if you want to read about it).

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (EUDB2)

492 Motherfuckers took all the Manwhich. No sloppy joe's.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:12 PM (FZxI4)


Shit Status Level upgraded to Real. I repeat, Shit Status is now at Level Real.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (Z3wXf)

493 >>>Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.


They're probably VERY close, IYKWIM

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (bkUtD)

494 Dammit! Apparently spaces are in short supply, as well. Stop hoarding!

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (XXNQ+)

495 Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.


Gaia wants you gone, Greta! How dare you resist?


HOW DARE YOU?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (oVJmc)

496 We used to dial 844-1212 (TI4) to get the time.

Of course, that was before you picked up the receiver and the voice on the other end said, "Number, please?". You could ask the voice what time it was, too, and she...always a she...would tell you.

Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (XxJt1)

497 Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (miJU3)

** golf clap **

*** awards 8.9 points ***

Posted by: Adriane the Philosophy Critic ... at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (LPnfS)

498 Want to remind you people bleach ... is in short supply due to the panic.
Posted by: Skip


Remember: plain 6.25% sodium hypochlorite.

NOT SCENTED OR SPLASHLESS.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (FZxI4)

499 484 Greta's been pushed into irrelevance by the ChinaFlu. Gotta get back in the headlines somehow. Pathetic. "May have ..."
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (2GPSc)


Exactly. "Look at me!"

Now her biggest problem is finding a training bra online.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (PkFwF)

500 The Fox newsguy kept interrupting VP Pence, and now he keeps interrupting PDT.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (7juvc)


You just need to learn who the IMPORTANT people are.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

501 Just because St. Gretta has Kung Flu and is isolating is no reason she can't just shut the Fuck up and go away.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (o2MD2)

502 Motherfuckers took all the Manwhich.

Ha! My wife said the same thing yesterday.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (r+sAi)

503 >"It's a toss-up between who's more gratuitously obscene and obnoxious, Snake Juice guy or Razorfist."



>>"I think that compared to the Snake Juice Guy, Razorfist is an effete soyboy beta cuck."--Posted by: ace


That may be, but neither of them are doing conservatism any good with their non-stop loudmouth vulgarity. It repels intelligent thought.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (x/Wj0)

504 179 please, no more meep. Meep free day?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (QzF6i)

Seasons don't fear the meeper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain We be like they are
Come on baby
Don't fear the meeper
Baby take my hand
Don't fear the meeper
We'll be able to fly
Don't fear the meeper
Baby I'm your man
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

These meeps are made for walkin'
and that's just what they'll do
one 'o these days these meeps are gonna
walk all over you.

That could be da Nurse's theme song !

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (arJlL)

505 Fish lady is in icu, critical.
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (WX+x0)

And denying a bed to a WuFlu victim.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (miJU3)

506 I don't trust Marco Rubio at all

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (sI15f)

507 Oh, and another thought on Idris's pronouncement:

Since the disease is mostly affecting either the Chinese or bastions of progressive/socialist thought, could we say that it's Gaia's punishment for those beliefs?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (zZbCU)

508 >>Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.


Why not, she already has autism, OCD, depression, selective mutism, and an eating disorder. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (bDqIh)

509 460 So Nancy's eating shit? Good!
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (sWM8x)


Just had a mental picture of her grazing like a cow on the sidewalks of her home town.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (kUmUV)

510 Good afternoon.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (E+OcO)

511 No Manwich will make somebody cut a bitch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (r1kPE)

512 (((Rep. Nadler)))
@RepJerryNadler
Due to overwhelming health and safety concerns, the @HouseJudiciary will postpone our March 31st oversight hearing with Attorney General Barr. DOJ has made a commitment to rescheduling the hearing for when the crisis abates and the Committee is able to reconvene.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (2SVr3)

513 People only learn the hard way.....same for viruses.

Life is a casino....place your bets.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (Sy+Lj)

514 Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

---

In the past, I have been so loaded that the green, fire breathing dragons chasing me were leaving glowing red footprints. Similar experience as others here, I'm sure.

But there are certain things that I would never, ever contemplate, let alone do.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (Y4EXg)

515 Wife and I dropped a car off at the mechanics. Tried the door as we normally would. It was locked. They were all inside, some of them gesturing for us to drop the keys in the drop box.

Life 2020 is funny.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (Eicbe)

516

OT

New on ACORN TV, hope it's good. Loved the series.

NEW FILM

Miss Fisher and the Crypt of Tears

Feature Film - Australian Mystery

Continuing the story of Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, this highly anticipated feature film follows detective extraordinaire Miss Phryne Fisher as she embarks on a globe-trotting romp of mystery and mayhem across the exotic 1920s deserts of the Negev and the dangerous back alleys of London.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (vEIlU)

517 489 The Fox newsguy kept interrupting VP Pence, and now he keeps interrupting PDT.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (7juvc)


Where did these imbeciles get the impression people want to hear their voices shouting down the president?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (Uu+Jp)

518 500 The Fox newsguy kept interrupting VP Pence, and now he keeps interrupting PDT.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (7juvc)

You just need to learn who the IMPORTANT people are.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Bill Hemmer is an annoying person by nature. He can't help it.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (sI15f)

519 509 460 So Nancy's eating shit? Good!
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (sWM8x)

Just had a mental picture of her grazing like a cow on the sidewalks of her home town.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (kUmUV)

She is udderly absurd.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (90T4r)

520 Star TRek the motion picture; main theme was the earth is infested with carbon units to be eliminated.

Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (WX+x0)

521 Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.

Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM

Qucik, somebody give them some fish tank cleaner to cure them.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (COzlW)

522 457 Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.

Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (2GPSc)

So this little pissant SAYS she MAY have it and it's a effing headline?

Oh my Lord....

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (cF8AT)

523 Spanish Inquisition Flu

cause nobody ................

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (rpxSz)

524 Now her biggest problem is finding a training bra online.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (PkFwF)

Two Bandaids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (miJU3)

525 Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.


Why not, she already has autism, OCD, depression, selective mutism, and an eating disorder. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (bDqIh)
*******
Her Dad has hand hand up her ass anyways. He is the Puppetmaster & she is the Puppet

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (2SVr3)

526 Sittin' downtown in a railway station

One meep over the line

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (q1Pj5)

527 took all the Manwhich.



No sloppy joe's.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:12 PM (FZxI4)

How about some sloppy Andrew?

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (KnJdm)

528 Motherfuckers took all the Manwhich.

No sloppy joe's.
Posted by: rickb223

I have a can of Manwich and a can of Del Monte Sloppy Joe. I'll trade either one for 1000 rds 9mm.

Posted by: x at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (nFwvY)

529 Are we going Meepless in Seattle?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (WEBkv)

530 And denying a bed to a WuFlu victim.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (miJU3)
---
And adding to the delay of needed gender reassignment surgeries!

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (Eicbe)

531 523 Spanish Inquisition Flu

cause nobody ................
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (rpxSz)

========

I don't know what to expect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (zZbCU)

532 He's not going to blame anyone right now.

When this has cleared out he will clean out.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (WrOkn)

533 the trucks are all still rolling, afaik. Only reason for shortages is because people are buying 3 years worth of TP, and a few other things. They won't stop the essential services ... even for a more deadly virus. This virus, they know it won't kill most people ... so they clearly will keep most necessary commerce open.


I'd expect/hope within a few days the TP supply would be restocked ... most food is available already, from what I can tell. Big cities may be different, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (Cus5s)

534 Giggity

Posted by: Really Fucked Up Individual at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (bvAmh)

535 529 Are we going Meepless in Seattle?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (WEBkv)

Heh.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (90T4r)

536 artisanal 'ette, thanks for that. I liked the series too. I don't have Acorn TV, but maybe I can eventually watch it some other way.

Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (/669Q)

537 >>Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.


Why not, she already has autism, OCD, depression, selective mutism, and an eating disorder. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (bDqIh)
-----------
Can any of these be classified as the dreaded 2-3 underlying conditions?

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (/ZYFC)

538 Spanish Inquisition Flu

cause nobody ................
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (rpxSz)
---
...expects...

Posted by: The Otter at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (Eicbe)

539 >>"I think that compared to the Snake Juice Guy, Razorfist is an effete soyboy beta cuck."--Posted by: ace

That
may be, but neither of them are doing conservatism any good with their
non-stop loudmouth vulgarity. It repels intelligent thought.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (x/Wj0)

===
CONCERN STATUS
[ ] NOT NOTED
[X] NOTED

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (pw+jk)

540 I solved most political problems by not watching tv....then I came here.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (Sy+Lj)

541 Fish lady is in icu, critical.

Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (WX+x0)

So she's taking up a bed that could be used for a WuFlu patient or someone who's issue wasn't self inflicted?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (uquGJ)

542 Wife and I dropped a car off at the mechanics. Tried the door as we normally would. It was locked. They were all inside, some of them gesturing for us to drop the keys in the drop box.

Life 2020 is funny.
Posted by: Axeman


You just know one of them got it at the strip club.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (FZxI4)

543 Had everything in stores today, except hand sanitizer. Hope THOSE hoarding bastards drown in it.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (90T4r)

544 Wife and I dropped a car off at the mechanics. Tried the door as we normally would. It was locked. They were all inside, some of them gesturing for us to drop the keys in the drop box.


I reserved a rental car online today. They called to ask me ten questions, each of which was a variant of are you currently dying of the Wuhans.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (gd9RK)

545 Didn't make much sense @496, did I? You probably got the drift so I won't embarrass myself further by trying to clarify.

A cat and I went mushroom hunting. Being outside under that big, bright ball has addled my brains.

Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (XxJt1)

546 518 500 The Fox newsguy kept interrupting VP Pence, and now he keeps interrupting PDT.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (7juvc)

You just need to learn who the IMPORTANT people are.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Bill Hemmer is an annoying person by nature. He can't help it.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (sI15f)

He seriously is. Earlier, when VP Pence was moving on to a new topic, Hemmer interrupted, and VP Pence continued on--and the camera was still on Hemmer, who was leaning back in his chair looking exasperated and sneering. Be aware of the camera, Hemmer. At least.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (7juvc)

547 Continuing the story of Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, this highly anticipated feature film follows detective extraordinaire Miss Phryne Fisher as she embarks on a globe-trotting romp of mystery and mayhem across the exotic 1920s deserts of the Negev and the dangerous back alleys of London.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (vEIlU)

I'll have to check that out.

There's another series Ms Fisher's Modern Murder Mysteries. It's her 'niece' as a detective. Set in the '60s. Watched a few. Meh...it'll do in a pinch.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (cF8AT)

548 Motherfuckers took all the Manwhich. No sloppy joe's.

-

I've bought the store brand packets in the chili, gravy, etc section. Mix it with tomato paste and there you go.

The Ol' Roy stuff was good, so I bet the name brand is very good.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (41rs/)

549 You knew the Democrats would back down when the media didn't make "the bill" the forefront of the press conference last night. There was a few questions on it an hour and 45 minutes in when everyone but Milton the Stapler Guy and Trump had already gone home. That's not how they act on a winning issue. Not in my lifetime.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (Ea8oc)

550 Hello Beckoning Chasm. how are you handling this bullshit?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (dUJdY)

551 521 Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.

Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM

Qucik, somebody give them some fish tank cleaner to cure them.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (COzlW)

I larfed.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (7juvc)

552 Buy a Python if you want it, make sure the sideplate screws remain tight --it was in the American Rifleman if you want to read about it).

But which Loctite should I use?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (9t0Zz)

553 how about not doing interviews lady. your husband is dead and talking to news reporters should be the last thing on your mind right now.
Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (NAbCm)

so you're saying her story seems fishy?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (G546f)
------------------------

At the scenes of breaking local news, sometimes there are women being interviewed who almost seem like they have been hired to scream and moan and fall down while speaking. Over the top doesn't even begin to describe these ladies.

Same with this old lady giving interviews to spite Trump. I smell a rat...

Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (oGBso)

554 Insom says "Don't fear the meeper", and 500+ comments in there's only one cowbell reference?

It's like there's a more discerning crowd this today

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (DMUuz)

555 My Wally doesn't have ample but there is tp, meat, cheese, frozen food. It looks much better than the other day.

I was there at 7AM heard someone remark about 'earlybird'.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:21 PM (WrOkn)

556 I have a can of Manwich and a can of Del Monte Sloppy Joe. I'll trade either one for 1000 rds 9mm.
Posted by: x


Two rolls of two ply is as high as I can go.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:21 PM (FZxI4)

557 Wu-Tang stole my childhood.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at March 24, 2020 01:21 PM (EgshT)

558 L A radio scrupulously NOT broadcasting potus or vpotus
BCUZ BAD BAD MANSESESSES!!11

Posted by: getting the banned back together at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (wn2NI)

559 552
Loctite 609, but don't plan on taking it apart again.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (o2MD2)

560 Greta Thunberg says she may have coronavirus and is isolating with her father.

Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (2GPSc)


"may have"
please

Irrelevant globe trotter. Keep hanging with the "stars."

Who cares.

Many many underlying conditions.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (vEIlU)

561 Fish lady is in icu, critical.
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (WX+x0)

YOU get a Darwin Award.

YOU get a Darwin Award.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)


Years ago, was reading an article in a Social Work / Psychology magazine about the importance of speaking as specifically as possible to your clients / patients.

Case in point: a young psych consulting a mother with an "out of control" young son told her that 'She was the adult. She needed to throw her weight around when the boy misbehaved.'

He meant for her to speak with authority, i.e. say 'no' or 'stop that' when the boy acted up / acted out.

She was a large woman. She took it literally. She sat on the boy and crushed / suffocated him.

Not blaming Trump. Just a reminder of Karl Popper's: You can not speak in any way that will never sometime, be misunderstood ...

Posted by: Adriane the Philosophy Critic ... at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (LPnfS)

562 Sometimes I feel
like I been tied, to the meepingpost...

Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (RuIsu)

563 Insom says "Don't fear the meeper", and 500+ comments in there's only one cowbell reference?

It's like there's a more discerning crowd this today
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (DMUuz)


I thought we ran through just about every meep reference possible yesterday.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

564 The Good The Bad and The Meep

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (Sy+Lj)

565 Continuing the story of Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, this highly anticipated feature film follows detective extraordinaire Miss Phryne Fisher as she embarks on a globe-trotting romp of mystery and mayhem across the exotic 1920s deserts of the Negev and the dangerous back alleys of London.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette


?? Which service? Netflix or Amazon?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (FZxI4)

566 Snake Juice was MY idea!!

Posted by: Tom from Parks & Rec. at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (7Fj9P)

567 There's another series Ms Fisher's Modern Murder Mysteries. It's her 'niece' as a detective. Set in the '60s. Watched a few. Meh...it'll do in a pinch.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (cF8AT)


I did watch that series. I didn't like it at first but it grew on me.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (vEIlU)

568

heh. Trump called out Cuomo for not purchasing ppe back in 2015 during other outbreak.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (vEIlU)

569 I'm supposed to listen to a guy who thinks you get juice from snakes?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (oVJmc)

570 Meeping alright
Whoa ho
I'm not meeping too good myself

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (7juvc)

571 Continuing the story of Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, this highly anticipated feature film follows detective extraordinaire Miss Phryne Fisher as she embarks on a globe-trotting romp of mystery and mayhem across the exotic 1920s deserts of the Negev and the dangerous back alleys of London.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette


?? Which service? Netflix or Amazon?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (FZxI4)


ACORN

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (vEIlU)

572 These idiots. We can go to work and keep our hands to ourselves and carry hankies.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (WrOkn)

573 I'm supposed to listen to a guy who thinks you get juice from snakes?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (oVJmc)


Snake + Blender = Juice

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

574 Meep to me baby
Meep to me with those lips...

Posted by: joncelli, Social Distancing Expert at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (1FhAQ)

575 Meep in the name of love

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (7juvc)

576 Trump: "I would love to have the country opened back up by Easter..."

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (cF8AT)

577 At the scenes of breaking local news, sometimes there are women being interviewed who almost seem like they have been hired to scream and moan and fall down while speaking. Over the top doesn't even begin to describe these ladies.

Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (oGBso)


I've read that game shows actively select for people who are overly emotional.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (PkFwF)

578 I have a can of Manwich and a pound of ground beef, but no burger buns!

Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (eAZVt)

579 At the scenes of breaking local news, sometimes there are women being interviewed who almost seem like they have been hired to scream and moan and fall down while speaking. Over the top doesn't even begin to describe these ladies.

If you've watched a lot of police shooting videos (eg Police Activity on YouTube), the screaming lady and the belligerent bystander are frequently on scene.

I'm a big fan of belligerent bystander's work.
Police: Stand back!
BB: Fuck you! You can't tell me what to do!

Classic.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (9t0Zz)

580 "It's such an important day for other reasons."

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (7juvc)

581 "That would be a great American resurrection."
Hemmer

Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (7juvc)

582 President Trump, I really do hope we can open the country back up by Easter. That would be the greatest gift.

Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (/669Q)

583 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (tmA71)

584 I have a can of Manwich and a pound of ground beef, but no burger buns!
Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (eAZVt)


Throw in some baby carrots and potatoes and BAM! Meat stew.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

585 Food services -restaurants- are taking a big hit.
It's predicted that 30% will go under.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (WrOkn)

586 576 Trump: "I would love to have the country opened back up by Easter..."
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (cF8AT)

"Checks calendar". Shave a few more days off, boss.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (90T4r)

587 I thought "meep" had its roots in that silly story of the model train riding parrot squawking, "Beep, beep, motherfuckers".

Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (XxJt1)

588 BREAKING: President Trump hopes to open up businesses across the country again "by Easter" -- April 12

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (2SVr3)

589 meep meep'm meep meep yeah!

Posted by: Paul MeepCartney at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (1efdY)

590 L A radio scrupulously NOT broadcasting potus or vpotus
BCUZ BAD BAD MANSESESSES!!11

Posted by: getting the banned back together at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (wn2NI)

Right side Twitter was speculating that having everyone home so they could actually see and hear what Trump *really* said would bite the progressives hard. This push to get him off the air makes it look like they were correct.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (uquGJ)

591 Wyatt, if you're still here, I left you areply about the tit comment on your blog.

Summation: easy joke, and you missed it. I'm not mad, just disappointed.

Posted by: Pete Polarek at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (C1NyB)

592 How is a woman in critical condition in an ICU giving media interviews?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (uU4hK)

593 quotes from NBC

The man's wife told NBC News she'd watched televised briefings during which President Trump talked about the potential benefits of chloroquine.
The name "chloroquine" resonated with the man's wife, who asked that her name not be used to protect the family's privacy. She'd used it previously to treat her koi fish.

"I saw it sitting on the back shelf and thought, 'Hey, isn't that the stuff they're talking about on TV?'"

The Arizona woman now warns others to listen to medical professionals for the best coronavirus advice.

"Be careful and call your doctor," she said.

"This is a heartache I'll never get over."

shouldn't this woman who is in icu? be spending her time recovering and not talking to news reporters?

Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (NAbCm)

594 Beep beep out. Meep meep almost out...any decade now.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (Sy+Lj)

595 POTUS just smacked Cuomo
"He was offered 15,000 ventilators, to buy, in 2015 for a future epidemic. Instead he chose death panels and other things. He didn't want the ventilators when he could have bought them at low cost."

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (2SVr3)

596 Just got a text from a brother who was driving by, the Federal Way Costco has a line wrapping all around the building.

There was nothing like that last week, but Summers Eve Inslee decided to shut down the state last night.

Summers Eve said "don't horde!"

Citizens said "fuck you, we don't trust you!"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 02:25 PM (sy5kK)

597 222 79 erp!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 24, 2020 02:26 PM (ABuva)

598 #556 Post that in AZ; they's dumb enough you might find a taker...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 24, 2020 02:30 PM (ABuva)

599

To meep, or not to meep


That is the question.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, reciting about half of the Shakespeare I know at March 24, 2020 02:34 PM (sy5kK)

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