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The Snake Juice Diet Guy Has Some Thoughts on the Chinese Flu Panic
Also, Trump is doing his Fox News presser.
Letting the virus spread to your parents and grandparents to protect your 401k is not pro-life.
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) March 24, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:24 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:24 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (Q0S+Q)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (Ea8oc)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (ejd/p)
I think it's hyped too, but...jeeze louise.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (e284m)
Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (DiQTq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: it begins... at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (MRjKr)
meep thing?
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (2BgZB)
anyway it's a sunshiney day
and my tulips are coming up!
and the teevee people are sweaty and bedraggled
kind of amusing
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: ...
Is time and temperature still a number?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: it begins... at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM
I got a (non-COVID-19) fever!
And the only cure...is moar cowbell!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (sWM8x)
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There's a Peon-you-and-tell-you-its-raining party.
More commonly known as "Democratic".
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Ha at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (fNWtj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (ejd/p)
Someone took fish bowl cleaner orally instead of mixing it with water and taking it as an enema.
Of course it wasn't going to work right.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
A couple took it because one ingredient was chloroquine.
Man died. Wife in icu.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: I. Jones at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (/ZbtM)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM
DON'T LEAN OVER! Or even turn around, for that matter.
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (41rs/)
F The Democrats
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (ZCEU2)
>Man died. Wife in icu.
...Darwin, in line at the Cash Window.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (/ZbtM)
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (N9G0H)
Was it from an OD of the chloroquine? Or some other poisonous ingredient?
Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
A couple took it because one ingredient was chloroquine.
Man died. Wife in icu.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (FZxI4)
Zombie Darwin nudging others: "See? That's the shit I was talkin' about!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (Ea8oc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (41rs/)
https://twitter.com/ToniMZ81/status/
1242302571504480257
Clearly not meant for human consumption; and the aquarium dose (for an ingredient that is even deadly to some living aquarium denizens like coral!) is 1/8 tsp per 10 gallons of water!!!
Any bets that those idiots took a heaping tablespoon in a glass of water? (Assuming it wasn't the wife murdering the husband.)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (Ea8oc)
Reasons, or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (ptqGC)
Was it from an OD of the chloroquine? Or some other poisonous ingredient?
Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (eAZVt)
Likely both
Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (41rs/)
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I'm gonna take some all natural hemlock.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: FiSHBONE at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (/ZbtM)
Of course it wasn't going to work right.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (mrrpT)
Gotta keep the yam hydrated.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (41rs/)
Ask your doctor if fish tank cleaner is right for you.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (41rs/)
That's the kind of medical advice that keeps the Moron Community safe.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Celebrities at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (Ibwur)
Thank G-d the county declared my husband's business essential.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (bDqIh)
Not sure, but I think it's strictly a Fox News town hall.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (Ez6QX)
>Man died. Wife in icu.
...Darwin, in line at the Cash Window.
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Proving Ron White right, you can't fix stupid.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (zZbCU)
I'm gonna take some botulinum toxin. It's organic!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (3ik46)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (2BgZB)
OMG lol
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (Ea8oc)
551
Hi Everyone
Slept late and just getting caught up. Too lazy to read
back 500+ comments.Just saw a video of Dan Crenshaw.He has to be the
sexiest politician I have ever seen. He looks like he should be an
action hero in a secret black ops movie.That is all.....As the guys
say"I'll be in my bunk"
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:23 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (COzlW)
Thank G-d the county declared my husband's business essential.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (ptqGC)
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Yes, where would we be without strip clubs?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (41rs/)
Thanks, Ace!
Online link:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ta8woj4
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Celebrities at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (Ibwur)
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (/ZbtM)
* The idiots probably wouldn't have done this if they had never heard that "chloroquine" was a potential treatment for the disease.
* The idiots probably wouldn't have done this if they weren't in a media-induced panic.
Blame Trump if you want. Blame the media if you want. But most of all, blame the people who ate the stuff that says right on the package "not for human consumption."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (+y/Ru)
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sounds to me like they fixed half of that problem
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (vwf8z)
Actually, snake is quite tasty. Even though the last timber rattler I
cleaned contained a full size crow. I still skinned and fried him up in
garlic butter. Nice. Timber rattlers get pretty big. The last two I ate
were near 6 feet long.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (o2MD2)
A few years ago, my husband had to have a couple of 6' plus rattlers killed on a job site near the GA Port.
They were skinned, cleaned, and the Scout troop ate them on a camp out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (zZbCU)
I'm gonna take some botulinum toxin. It's organic!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (PkFwF)
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I keep imagining a detail to a post apocalyptic story about competing euthanasia drugs where they tout about their all naturalness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (zZbCU)
Man died. Wife in icu.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM
AYFKM?!
The NYT is probably already blaming Trump.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (FZxI4)
Last I saw on the DailyMail rag, the title was something like "Couple Takes Trump's Miracle Cure, One Dies"
I wonder if they understand hunting season is right around the corner?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: ...
Is time and temperature still a number?
Posted by: rickb223
It still works, but they charge you $2.50 per call! (At least here in the SF Bay Area -- may be different elsewhere).
I found this out because my mother, despite having clocks all around her house, used to frequently call 411 (to ask them what time it was." (In reality, she was just lonely and wanted to talk to someone, anyone.) She persisted doing this despite my complaints (I pay the bill and saw the charges), until I showed her the bill to prove how much it was costing.
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (ABjxW)
Trump is not doing enough press conferences, what is he hiding?!
Trump is doing press conferences, but he's mean!!
Trump is disagreeing with us -- HE"S LYING - so we will no longer show his press conferences!!
Coming soon: Why won't Trump address Americans and tell them what's going on with the pandemic?!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (ZCEU2)
meep thing?
Posted by: Yo!
Nurse ratched.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (FZxI4)
it's always the meeping nurse...
I think she was trying to distract from the woodpeckers.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (+NdM9)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (/ZbtM)
hahaha!
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (N9G0H)
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Fish tank cleaner.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (2BgZB)
Nice crossing of the memes.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM (a0IVu)
My guess is they have been saved 3 or 4 times already. Many studies have shown that risk taking people have had their lives saved many times. Car wreck, ODs, accidents, etc. Usually about the 3rd one gets them.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Question guy at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (hqVrf)
Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM
And then got pop eye and went straight to dropsy.
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (2GPSc)
I am so glad I don't work there because I would be risking the shit out of that right now.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (Ea8oc)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
A couple took it because one ingredient was chloroquine.
Man died. Wife in icu.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (FZxI4)
Zombie Darwin nudging others: "See? That's the shit I was talkin' about!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (PkFwF)
OrangeManBad shoots retard rays from his eyes, from his wherever, to make people do this.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (/ZbtM)
cleaned contained a full size crow. I still skinned and fried him up in
garlic butter. Nice. Timber rattlers get pretty big. The last two I ate
were near 6 feet long.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 12:31 PM
I like eel. I can't imagine snake is too different.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (zZbCU)
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Nightshade sounds like a restful cure for insomnia.
Just make sure it's organically grown.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM
And then got pop eye and went straight to dropsy.
Posted by: One of the quiet ones
Then belly up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)
* The idiots probably wouldn't have done this if they had never heard that "chloroquine" was a potential treatment for the disease.
* The idiots probably wouldn't have done this if they weren't in a media-induced panic.
Also maybe:
*The idiots were probably missing their usual supply of meth/recreational drugs since Trump shut down the Southern border and figured "Hey, if it doesn't cure is we may still get an excellent buzz1'
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (NWiLs)
clocks all around her house, used to frequently call 411 (to ask them
what time it was." (In reality, she was just lonely and wanted to talk
to someone, anyone.) She persisted doing this despite my complaints (I
pay the bill and saw the charges), until I showed her the bill to prove
how much it was costing.
Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (N9G0H)
Didn't we used to dial "PopCorn" for the time?
Hmmm, maybe that's when we actually "dialed". Never mind.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (ptqGC)
Tide Pods, too.
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (NiXyF)
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Ah yes, the Chinese race.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (41rs/)
There's a picture going around twitter of at least one iteration of the packaging for the cleaner.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sk6nb5y
Note the big red letters, "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION".
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (9t0Zz)
Never let a crisis go to waste, to mock those who love life.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Question guy at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM
When you feel their little hands on your shoulders.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (ejd/p)
Husband : Oscar
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (/ZbtM)
offspring
cichlids
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (7juvc)
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Total protonic reversal.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (g8Yc+)
It was basically 100% pure chloroquine phosphate. In other words, a teaspoon would be 4,200mg. 10-15 days' dosage for malaria treatment, in one gulp.
Any homicide dick worth his badge would give the hairy eyebrow to the fact that she's alive and her husband's dead.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (TXOkZ)
_________________
My dog used to eat snakes I'd kill in the yard, so she would agree.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (k4dH2)
meep thing?
Posted by: Yo!
Nurse ratched.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (FZxI4)
.......
would have never caught on except she kept getting FIRST?
Posted by: RBG at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (TQ/zJ)
The normal dose for chloroquine is 200mg. These people took a teaspoon each mixed in water. One teaspoon contains 5687mg.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (mrrpT)
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Heh, good one.
Were these two dummies even sick before doing this? As in flu symptoms? What'd they do...comb through labels on things in their house until they stumbled upon this one thing?
Did it not occur to them it might...just might...be worthwhile to consult a doctor first? I'm still in disbelief at their utter stupidity.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (7juvc)
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Total
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Ha at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (fNWtj)
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It's generally not a great idea to eat cleaning supplies. See Tide Pods.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (CqE5x)
Old folks homes, hospitals, assisted living, and similar places may need to be locked down much better over the flu season.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: getting the banned ack on time at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (hujHF)
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (ejd/p)
A couple in AZ consumed chloroquine phosphate, which is indeed an antimalarial, and also sold as fish tank cleaner because it is damned good at killing other protists like amoebas etc.. It's quite toxic and dangerous to take unsupervised. Hydroxychloroquine is a different but related chemical and far safer.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (n+0Aw)
I'm no fuckin Doctor, but I've been bitching about this from the first hint of a shutdown / Shelter in Place Panic began.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (/ZbtM)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ZCEU2)
Yuuuuuup. I've been thinking the same thing.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: SHEP at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ZfRYq)
(213) UL3-1212
Posted by: getting the banned ack on time at March 24, 2020 12:39 PM (hujHF)
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I knew him. He was a bad dude.
Posted by: Joe Biden, wandering out of frame at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (CqE5x)
+++++++++++++++++
"If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (e/H31)
2grams each.
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (WX+x0)
https://tinyurl.com/tjg7pff
Which is exactly what the airhead wife of one of my husband's friends said. She called humans the virus, and said Gaia is "putting us in timeout" until we stop using planes, cars and boats.
She and her spawn are vegans and completely useless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (ptqGC)
Some = Good
More = Better
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (/ZbtM)
Posted by: Zimtop Blogtay at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (0TwYe)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (gmSu9)
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As I said in the EMT...Stella Nickell. Poisoned her husband with fish tank cleaner.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: zeera at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (zUdXR)
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I thought that meant don't take if you have TB.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (e/H31)
...
that's what they say to keep us from getting super powers.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (hr5kG)
I think we can recognize that the first mistake, even before that dosage error, was thinking they could make homemade prescription drugs from fish tank cleaner.
How stupid does one have to be to think that is even an option?!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (bDqIh)
I had rattlesnake before. I don't remember it being anything special.
I've heard it's hard to cook because it's not fatty, so it's very easy to make it too dry.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (9t0Zz)
Just like the CDC recommends use of chlorine bleach, not chlorine gas.
Their should also be a warning on the Hill's corrupt journalism which tried to pin it on the President.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (Ndje9)
https://tinyurl.com/tjg7pff
Which is exactly what the airhead wife of one of my husband's friends said. She called humans the virus, and said Gaia is "putting us in timeout" until we stop using planes, cars and boats.
She and her spawn are vegans and completely useless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (ptqGC)
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Remember, it's Christians who are ridiculous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (zZbCU)
What a useless turd.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (jUVms)
OT, but relevant enough
Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds mocks celebrities...
https://tinyurl.com/swhe9qw
We all know it's the celebrities that will get us through this...right after...ping pong players, childhood imaginary friends...
yet he gives kudos to child PM Trudeau and Rogen, meh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (ABjxW)
Yeah, but I didn't consume it. I drunk it.
Posted by: Algae-Free Corpse at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (H5knJ)
Imma say that ain't real.
Posted by: blaster
Rule 34 of the internet says otherwise
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (FZYNt)
Reasons, or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (ptqGC)
*************
I am sick of these witches and every evil thing they spew. Don't know how your nerves can take them.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (wiXsO)
Any homicide dick worth his badge would give the hairy eyebrow to the fact that she's alive and her husband's dead.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
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Well, well, well.
Posted by: Lt. Joe Kenda at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (af5xa)
* The idiots probably wouldn't have done this if they had never heard that "chloroquine" was a potential treatment for the disease.
* The idiots probably wouldn't have done this if they weren't in a media-induced panic.
Blame Trump if you want. Blame the media if you want. But most of all, blame the people who ate the stuff that says right on the package "not for human consumption."
Posted by: Joe Mannix
REDNECK WORKAROUNDS ARE ONLY FOR REDNECKS.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (FZxI4)
Husband : Oscar
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:36 PM (/ZbtM)
Fish joke!
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:42 PM (7juvc)
The normal dose for chloroquine is 200mg. These people took a teaspoon each mixed in water. One teaspoon contains 5687mg.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (mrrpT)
Holy shit! They must have thought "the stupid, it burns". I hate to ridicule them being half dead and all, but my God, they're stupid
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ONvIw)
That's what it means to be a slave.
Don't be a slave, live life.
But sure, wash your hands, stay home if you're sick. But otherwise, LIVE.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Snake Juice Newton at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (COzlW)
Imma say that ain't real.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ZfRYq)
...
(I have heard it said that) every guy in India knows that at some point his wife has put her urine in his morning coffee.
Gives the wife mystical powers over her husband is the idea.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (Jje73)
https://tinyurl.com/qmj26ro
Supposed to be two hours
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (gd9RK)
Imma say that ain't real.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ZfRYq)
You'll never survive in the wild, mate!
Posted by: Bear Grylls at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (NWiLs)
That's what it means to be a slave.
Don't be a slave, live life.
But sure, wash your hands, stay home if you're sick. But otherwise, LIVE.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ifmtJ)
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But not without my emotional support aardvark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (QzF6i)
We're all gonna be "Fried Fish" soon, so what does it matter?
Posted by: Madonna at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (Ibwur)
The media should be tried for manslaughter.
Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (eAZVt)
Gives the wife mystical powers over her husband is the idea.
Posted by: TexasDan
no wonder this coffee tastes like piss
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (FZYNt)
Hmmm, maybe that's when we actually "dialed". Never mind.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 12:37 PM (8B6Ng) "
in Chicago, in rotary dial times:
CAthedral 8 - 8000
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (vJFfv)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (ptqGC)
Send her some fish tank cleaner.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (PkFwF)
That's what it means to be a slave.
Don't be a slave, live life.
But sure, wash your hands, stay home if you're sick. But otherwise, LIVE.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ifmtJ)
A man chooses. A slave obeys.
/stuff I learned playing BioShock
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (NWiLs)
Let's just say I found a cure.
Posted by: The Fisherman's Wife at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (Ibwur)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (Jje73)
Are you kidding? Everyone probably has their check spent already in their mind?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (CqE5x)
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Did she explain the part where lazy ass Gaia wasn't doing sh*t and humans were the badasses that modified the virus to the point where it was the problem?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (41rs/)
OTOH,
CDC estimates that the burden of illness during the 2018-2019 season included an estimated 35.5 million people getting sick with influenza, 16.5 million people going to a health care provider for their illness, 490,600 hospitalizations, and 34,200 deaths from influenza. The number of influenza-associated illnesses that occurred last season was similar to the estimated number of influenza-associated illnesses during the 2012-2013 influenza season when an estimated 34 million people had symptomatic influenza illness
cdc
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Otter at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (zZbCU)
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Hedgehogs are cuter.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (g8Yc+)
Surely he must know that he is, in fact, grandma, and his selfishness will not go unnoticed.
Posted by: Twitter Junkie Critic at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (7CyhL)
Thought he got it from Sophie Trudeau?
Maybe while he's at it he can blame his "Cats" movie on humanity's destruction of objective beauty norms or something. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (bDqIh)
Wait until you find out what she puts in your Dal!
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (/ZbtM)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ken B. at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (P6fAf)
That's what it means to be a slave.
Don't be a slave, live life.
But sure, wash your hands, stay home if you're sick. But otherwise, LIVE.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ifmtJ)
A man chooses. A slave obeys.
/stuff I learned playing BioShock
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (NWiLs)
I know the developers of Bioshock are progressives, but there's a lot of 'accidental wisdom' in that game.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Jim Stafford at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (gmSu9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (+y/Ru)
I think we can recognize that the first mistake, even before that dosage error, was thinking they could make homemade prescription drugs from fish tank cleaner.
How stupid does one have to be to think that is even an option?!
Posted by: Lizzy
It kinda is. Fish antibiotics are the same as human antibiotics. BUT. You have to know math for dosage differences.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (QzF6i)
Seasons don't fear the meeper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain We be like they are
Come on baby
Don't fear the meeper
Baby take my hand
Don't fear the meeper
We'll be able to fly
Don't fear the meeper
Baby I'm your man
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Khalifa bin Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (QrOoP)
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I want to be PC so I use "Chink Flu"
Posted by: Dingbat at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (KylN9)
Just like the CDC recommends use of chlorine bleach, not chlorine gas.
Their should also be a warning on the Hill's corrupt journalism which tried to pin it on the President.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (Ndje9)
Same thing could be said about sunning your asshole.
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (uZuKb)
He's done a lot, but he can't take credit for this chlorination of the gene pool.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (vJFfv)
GFY Erickson.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (bkUtD)
Well, good, I don't have consumption, I have corona virus.
Posted by: Florida Men everywhere at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (ZNuEi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (zZbCU)
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Hedgehogs are cuter.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (g8Yc+)
I can be honest. I'm really not.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (Mm4NK)
I'm sure he's nice though.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (hku12)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (QzF6i)
Agree.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (ptqGC)
The normal dose for chloroquine is 200mg. These people took a teaspoon each mixed in water. One teaspoon contains 5687mg.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:38 PM (mrrpT)
Holy shit! They must have thought "the stupid, it burns". I hate to ridicule them being half dead and all, but my God, they're stupid
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ONvIw)
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Unless this couple was undersized/supersized the wrong way - husband a bag of bones and wife a human dirigible - there's no way the husband dies and the wife lives, even if they each consumed the same dose. And he supposedly died within an hour or so of drinking fish tank cleanser.
The dicks should be looking at her browser history, stat.
Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (+fPHo)
But sure, wash your hands, stay home if you're sick. But otherwise, LIVE.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (ifmtJ)
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But not without my emotional support aardvark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (zZbCU)
That....is one I haven't heard before.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (Fs5vw)
The yam is still cool, though, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: JoeF
Hell yes. Thank you Buds Gunshop for my new Ruger .357 Vaquero.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (FZxI4)
Keeps 'em coming back.
Posted by: McD's at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (Tnijr)
But I did not meep the deputy
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (m45I2)
This rant is nothing compared to one of my brother's rant. He went ballistic about this the other day. I told him to be careful he was so worked up. Don't let them win. This is what they want.
Stay healthy, fight back.
We cannot rely on Congress.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:46 PM (ifmtJ)
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I've never understood how it's supposed to invalidate Objectivism.
An Objectivist society is functioning fine underwater until they introduce plasmids which make people insane and kill each other. This invalidates Objectivism?
It's weird.
But the game's awesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (x/Wj0)
Posted by: Bert G at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (OMsf+)
Surely he must know that he is, in fact, grandma, and his selfishness will not go unnoticed.
- - - -
It's both entertaining and disgusting to see the same people who've embraced Ezekiel Emanuel's Complete Lives notion that seniors don't deserve precious medical resources now claim to care more about seniors than the rest of us.
Remember Obama telling that grandma to take the pain pill instead of getting costly surgery at one of his townhalls? yeah, they don't give a %$# and granny and gramps.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp
well, tbh, sometimes one has to meep oneself.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (d7Ww2)
...said the ignorant cuck who led the Never Trump campaign while an open seat was on the United States Supreme Court awaiting an appointment from pro-infanticide Hillary. Erickson is as situationaly pro-life as Cory Booker is straight.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
i agree, the wife was the one that remembered the ingredient on the fish packaging, her version says she vomited and was able to call emergency and remember the questions she was asked while the husband was in respiratory distress and she's given comments since such as - "This is a heartache I'll never get over."nbc
how about not doing interviews lady. your husband is dead and talking to news reporters should be the last thing on your mind right now.
Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (NAbCm)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM
I prefer my emotional support wild turkey.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (QzF6i)
Nurse explained yesterday that the "meep"er is Roadrunner Trump to the dem/mfm Coyote as he avoids the trap and they slam headfirst into their own creation.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (uquGJ)
My emotional support bat is great... oh crap, I got coronavirus
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Les Kinetic
Strip them out and put them back in manually.
I know. PITA.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (ONvIw)
It's almost as if the dose makes the poison. Paracelsus had a point.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Darwin.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM
I prefer my emotional support wild turkey.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (ejd/p)
101 and done?
I'm grooving on Buffalo Trace lately. I had some Elijah Craig last night that wasn't bad either.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Emily Latilla at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Ken B. at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (P6fAf)
...
Unpopular opinion: I want people to die for the economy.
That is, we daily set this balance in ways great and small. Speed limits, building codes, etc: there are a lot of examples of ways that we find a balance between affordability, expedience, and death.
We cannot preserve life "at any cost" and in fact, may spend that cost and not really preserve life after all.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:50 PM (hr5kG)
He's the one that pays hookers to shit in his mouth.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:50 PM (mrrpT)
The dicks should be looking at her browser history, stat.
Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (oGBso)
Unless she took it much later, before he showed symptoms. I would definitely consider homicide if her levels were drastically lower.
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 12:50 PM (ONvIw)
So if you want to hear the funny rant I had intended to link, skip to there.
I didn't mean to suggest you should listen to the whole thing.
I mean, I find him amusing, but I know not everyone does.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 12:50 PM (PbpT7)
Imma say that ain't real.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ZfRYq)
bear grylls says otherwise...
lol
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 12:50 PM (+NdM9)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM
I just tried the 1783. I figure I should have some in the house as a gag since it was built in 1783.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (ejd/p)
Are you kidding? Everyone probably has their check spent already in their mind?
Posted by: JoeF
Hell yes. Thank you Buds Gunshop for my new Ruger .357 Vaquero.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (FZxI4)
I was thinking Colt Python
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (N39Ws)
At least your drill was working, this time.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (/ZbtM)
Posted by: Frodo, Asking for a friend at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (gmSu9)
Posted by: Emily Latilla at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (q1Pj5)
It gives us the nice bright colors
It gives us the greens of summer
Makes you think all the works is a sunny day
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (8JqLB)
Posted by: Ken B
This is why I come to read the comments.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (H5knJ)
To be fair, they have a pre-existing condition: they're over 60.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (ifmtJ)
I grabbed a big bottle of B.T. at Costco a while back, then Trader Joe's started carrying it for cheaper. Cheaper is gooder.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:52 PM (NWiLs)
This. This guy thinks 401k's are some disposable slush-fund. It represents a lifetime of toil and scrimping to try to ensure a worry-free future and it's all being destroyed before everyone's eyes.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 24, 2020 12:52 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: Kurt at March 24, 2020 12:52 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:52 PM (NWiLs)
It gives us the greens of summer
Makes you think all the works is a sunny day
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM
Damn. Beat me to it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:52 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2020 12:52 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (PkFwF)
Harvey Penick said take an aspirin - not the whole bottle.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 12:52 PM (Z3wXf)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (QzF6i)
He's a complete dummy. Also, a fucking pussy.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
.45ACP vs. 9mm ?
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Emily Latilla at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (q1Pj5)
They give us those nice bright colors.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:43 PM (hr5kG)
I read that as "Indiana" and I didn't even blink--and I didn't realize my error until somebody quoted your comment.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (H5knJ)
The Democrats: all emotional hysteria, all the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: Ken B
They're just revealing that destroying the economy is what this is all about.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (uZuKb)
And the tainted (i.e., marked) synthetic stuff from the Wuhan lab...
Posted by: Celebrities at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (dBiBP)
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Thought he got it from Sophie Trudeau?
Maybe while he's at it he can blame his "Cats" movie on humanity's destruction of objective beauty norms or something. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (bDqIh)
I'm not going to even dignify the nutters in that movement with any of their own words anymore.
They're the nutty earth cult. They're not doing science, they're not using logic, they're not seeking to improve humanity. They're a nutty fatalistic earth cult.
No more, no less.
I thought the Constitution said something something about not establishing a state religion. Maybe I'm wrong.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (hku12)
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Caliban at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (QzF6i)
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Complaining about a meme is a sure fire way of it continuing for a bit longer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (zZbCU)
I named the dog Indiana.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (bkUtD)
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This is mind blowing. It's like hens teeth here in the Carolinas, and if you are lucky enough to happen upon it* it's usually limited to one bottle.
* f*ck you organized "clubs" making the rounds on the day of delivery
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Ken B. at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (P6fAf)
Has he gone financially bankrupt? Or is he being sh*t on by a mate or spouse?
Something is really wrong with him. He went downhill fast.
Or is it just ego? He cannot admit how wrong he is.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (vEIlU)
I think it's awfully nice that the Democrats are willing to-
hold the Economic and Public Health of the nation hostage
to the Destruction of Our Political System.
Blackmailing Fascists are such a delight.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Frodo, because at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (gmSu9)
Posted by: Josh Brolin at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (dBiBP)
She did it.
100% she killed him on purpose.
Nobody talks like that except moody teenagers trying to be deep.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (9t0Zz)
Imma say that ain't real.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ZfRYq)
bear grylls says otherwise...
lol
Posted by: SturmToddler
Bear can suck it straight from the source.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (FZxI4)
"how can you put a price on a human life?..."
Life is valued in cash every day. That's what actuaries do. Courts across the country put values on people dying all the time.
You don't crash an entire economy to keep a few 80 year olds with prior conditions alive for another week.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: m
That's the place you can buy fully automatic M16s at gun shows for a dollar.
Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
.45ACP vs. 9mm ?
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (FZYNt)
The healing power of 'and'
And of 'meep'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (ifmtJ)
I think that compared to the Snake Juice Guy, Razorfist is an effete soyboy beta cuck.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (Pqytn)
Is there some cutesy hashtag that NeverTrumpers and Lefties have been using for that?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bDqIh)
I'm grooving on Buffalo Trace lately. I had some Elijah Craig last night that wasn't bad either.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (ifmtJ)
I grabbed a big bottle of B.T. at Costco a while back, then Trader Joe's started carrying it for cheaper. Cheaper is gooder.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 12:51 PM (8B6Ng)
Buffalo Trace tends to be a sweet bourbon - as in flavor. It is good. Distillery near Frankfort KY is cool to visit.
Makers Mark, Knob Creek, and for when I drink alone Jim Beam.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)
you're supposed to straighten the curves and flatten the hills.
Posted by: General Lee at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (bDqIh)
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What was actually worse inho was that Barky was talking about HIS OWN GRANDMOTHER! Who had just had surgery and Barky said maybe she should have just taken a pain pill!
Barky is a stone cold anti-human. He plays at being human, and fools his true believers into thinking his acting like a human means something.
Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (oGBso)
Who? I'm proud to say I do not have the faintest idea who this nitwit is, much less what high school she dropped out of.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:56 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 12:56 PM (Jje73)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:56 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:56 PM (vEIlU)
Who? I'm proud to say I do not have the faintest idea who this nitwit is, much less what high school she dropped out of.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:56 PM (PkFwF)
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He is becoming the bad guy he played in Fast and Furious 7. I think it was 7.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
If not for that I'd probably be out of luck starting this week. If that consideration by DHS changes I'll be out too.
This is pretty much democrat dreamland right now. They'll hold the country hostage and never get called on it.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Sy+Lj)
There's all sorts of things we do to protect economic interests at the cost of human lives.
If we had a zero tolerance policy for say alcohol and driving, I'm sure that would save lives (and put under nearly every bar and restaurant)
We allow people to smoke, eat fattening foods, ride motorcycles, own guns, sky dive, etc.
Posted by: Blago at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (sjTfF)
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That could be very charming.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (m45I2)
...
I would also venture to say that a lot of grandpas and grandmas don't want their kid's future destroyed over a misguided attempt to keep grandpa and grandma around a few more years.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: It wasnt Me at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (EfQw2)
Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)
Burnt hair and chutney.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
you're supposed to straighten the curves and flatten the hills.
Posted by: General Lee
While never meaning no harm.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (5bxa0)
Hey everyone! It's Donna's birthday! (just go with it)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (Pqytn)
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I've been scanning old family slides into the digital world off & on for the last few years. The Kodachrome slides are beautiful.
Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (WX+x0)
She did it.
100% she killed him on purpose.
Nobody talks like that except moody teenagers trying to be deep.
Posted by: bonhomme
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The homicide detectives that interviewed me (the regulars know the story) told me, much much later, that they almost always know guilty/not guilty within the first minute of an interview.
(Proving it is a whole 'nuther ball game.)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (zZbCU)
So it's male? Or identifies as such? Doesn't answer my question: what high school did he drop out of?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (uZuKb)
You can't get much closer to the environment than in a Wuhan wet market!
Posted by: China at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (1+J19)
If you look like Sinead O'Connor, don't tell us.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (bkUtD)
The South knows how to endure and survive.
https://tinyurl.com/tvklrka
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (af5xa)
The borg will not be aware of our infiltration until it is too late.
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (nzKWW)
Stop dragging out answers. Give crisp, to the point information and move on. Eliminate all the bullshit about how proud you are of companies stepping up and donating a dozen face masks.
The more you ramble, the more people think you're trying to cover something up.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (H8QX
It's kind of like a Cenk Uygur, but not right on the tip.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (bkUtD)
We could have saved billions on AIDS if homos practiced maintaining a social distance of less than three inches between the tip of their penis and their buddy's anus.
Why didn't that genius from NIH figure that out back then?
Posted by: Minuteman at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (XRQWH)
(Proving it is a whole 'nuther ball game.)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (Y4EXg)
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Until the defendant's cousin, Vinny from New York, starts cross examining witnesses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (zZbCU)
I think it's awfully nice that the Democrats are willing to-
hold the Economic and Public Health of the nation hostage
to the Destruction of Our Political System.
Blackmailing Fascists are such a delight.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2020 12:54 PM (z0XD
*******
Never forgive.... Never forget.
They must pay for this!
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (wiXsO)
you're supposed to straighten the curves and flatten the hills.
Posted by: General Lee
While never meaning no harm.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM
Show me a city and I'll flatten the target.
Posted by: Gen LeMay at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)
Burnt hair and chutney."
Corpolite
Posted by: freaked, on staycation at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (Tnijr)
So if you want to hear the funny rant I had intended to link, skip to there.
I didn't mean to suggest you should listen to the whole thing.
I mean, I find him amusing, but I know not everyone does.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2020 12:50 PM (PbpT7)
Heh, even from that point on, there's about as many F bombs as there are dead China wuwu virus victims.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (hku12)
A couple of nice revolvers for the missus and I have been unattainable wishlist items for a long time. I will definitely buy an old, used fiberglass canoe as well.
Ironic no?
Posted by: Otter-wan Kazi at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Blago at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM
Who is this "we" you speak of? And what is this "allow" bidness?
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 12:59 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (mrrpT)
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Said in an impromptu Skype interview from his 30,000 square foot mansion.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (Ndje9)
The 2020 Colt Python or the 1999 and older Python?
hickok45 had one of the new ones on his YouTube channel and the cylinder locked up. There's a big debate about whether he did it intentionally, is a moron, or if the gun isn't ready for prime time.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: freaked, on staycation at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (DjiZK)
That is, we daily set this balance in ways great and small. Speed limits, building codes, etc: there are a lot of examples of ways that we find a balance between affordability, expedience, and death.
We cannot preserve life "at any cost" and in fact, may spend that cost and not really preserve life after all.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:50 PM (hr5kG)
Yup, hundreds of thousands of American Men have given their lives, to keep this nation free.
So now we can slip into tyranny and destroy the wealth of a generation, trying to beat Mother Nature.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (NgKpN)
Nolte: Trump's Coronavirus Job Approval Rating Is Higher than the Media's
A Monmouth poll shows that President Trump's approval rating on how he's handling the coronavirus is higher than the media's. Other polls show the same.
While 50 percent of those polled say Trump is doing a good job handling the crisis surrounding the Chinese virus, only 45 percent say he's not doing a good job. The numbers for the job the media's doing are lower.
Only 45 percent of Americans approve of the media, while 43 percent disapprove.
This poll also shows that 48 percent of registered voters approve of the overall job the president's doing, his highest number in this specific poll since June of 2018.
Trump's 50 percent coronavirus job approval in this poll is actually lower than what we are seeing in other polls.
A recent CBS poll put Trump's approval at 53 percent.
The CBS poll also shows that more people trust Trump (44 percent) than the national media (43 percent)...
...These numbers are important because they explain why the media have been caught red-handed telling legions of lies about the coronavirus, specifically about Trump's handling of it, and why the media's now doing insane things, like accusing Trump of racism when he calls a virus that originated in China the "Chinese virus."
Let them tear their hair out.
I can't believe the media is this high. At all.
There is more data in the piece.
breitbart
https://tinyurl.com/r57wgcr
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (vEIlU)
And the two docs Hannity had on ... both saying Dr. Zelenko had success with 350 out of 35 with the "Trump Cocktail" of CQ + Z-pak, so double blind 3 year studies will be nice, but for now, maybe just save lives and save the economy, get people back to work?
And as we know, the drug has been tested, just not for this novel virus. NOTHING has been tested for this novel virus ... it's NOVEL. And as that doctor said, it is cheap and readily available.
The fact it is not making bigger news does indicate Snake is right, never let a crisis go to waste, collect billions from the federal government. But I sure hope the whole thing isn't just another PsyOp Fund Raiser for the globalist groups like PEPFAR (Gates, Bono, and most of the people standing up there with Trump, including Pence, are in it) These globalist groups run billions through their foundations, and do good works like the Clintons did in Haiti, stealing all the donations ...
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (KxVoZ)
Thought he got it from Sophie Trudeau?
Maybe while he's at it he can blame his "Cats" movie on humanity's destruction of objective beauty norms or something. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (bDqIh)
#ReleaseTheButtholeCut
https://youtu.be/LiQVAgPTwVI
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (wn2NI)
She is Canadian?
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM
Hey, some of those Hallmark ladies are hawt.
A friend told me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 12:58 PM (H8QX
Black singer/actor who it's seemingly safe for all the white women and gay men to fantasize about boinking.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)
Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)
Burnt hair and chutney.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Mothballs and stale hamburger.
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (Fs5vw)
Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment
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Said in an impromptu Skype interview from his 30,000 square foot mansion.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (41rs/)
What kills me is he is a big gear head. IE, be better.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)
This last one is anecdotal, but the media are so unbalanced and frustrated that the coronavirus is not becoming "Trump's Katrina," that CNN's Jake Tapper is admitting he allowed a guest to lie about Trump while appearing on his basement-rated show.
The media are becoming more unstable and dangerous by the day.
Hate mixed with impotent rage is a helluva drug.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: x at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2020 01:02 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Hickock 45 is highly experienced and competent. The gun isn't ready apparently.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 01:02 PM (o2MD2)
I knew a chick that had this tattooed above her schmundie
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:02 PM (rpxSz)
Said in an impromptu Skype interview from his 30,000 square foot mansion.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (41rs/)
Send him some fish tank cleaner.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:02 PM (PkFwF)
NJ Releases Prisoners From Jail Over Wuhan Coronavirus But Threatens Residents For Disobeying Lockdown Orders
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:02 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:53 PM (PkFwF)
I'm convinced it's not purely political.
I think there's a group of people yearning to be part of the story. Any story will do. They need meaning and self-validation. They're simply not content to entertain themselves, grow old, and die. They seek something bigger - but church doesn't scratch the itch for them, and tangible achievement is just too fucking hard.
So, they gravitate toward shit like this contrived Wuhan Flu crisis. And, knowing they'll never be leaders themselves, they settle for virtue signalling obedience to whatever authority they deem legit - as they try to persuade every else to join them.
It's information age group-think, fed by the massive amount of leisure time we have now. I'm pretty sure these people would be happier of some damn dictator just conscripted them into a low-intensity Hitler Youth for the bored adult. At least, I know I'd be happier if they were given something to do.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 01:02 PM (Z3wXf)
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Democrats are pro choice except for every other single thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (Sy+Lj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-YejPRFktY
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)
Perfect!
We need to make this the daily meme.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (j3npP)
Appearing Tuesday on WMAL's Morning on the Mall, Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, accused D.C. journalists of attempting to pit him against President Donald Trump and affirmed there is no rift between himself and the president on how to combat the Chinese coronavirus outbreak.
I have to say, his entire team have his back. It's nice to see.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (vEIlU)
Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)
Burnt hair and chutney.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Mothballs and stale hamburger.
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (Fs5vw)
Wet Depends and dead armadilllo
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (JFO2v)
Time to make some sacrifices, cucks. Your wives' vaginas just aren't enough anymore.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (datdl)
The 2020 Colt Python or the 1999 and older Python?
hickok45 had one of the new ones on his YouTube channel and the cylinder locked up. There's a big debate about whether he did it intentionally, is a moron, or if the gun isn't ready for prime time.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (9t0Zz)
I had an old python, sold it at a nice profit.
I don't think Hickock would foul up a gun intentionally.
It wasn't so long ago gun people like Ken Hackathorn were saying we can't make the Colt Python anymore. The expertise is just aged out and gone.
See also the Remington R51 attempt to remake the Pederson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (ifmtJ)
Five seconds is enough. He needs another shtick.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (dBiBP)
Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)
Burnt hair and chutney.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Mothballs and stale hamburger.
Posted by: Sooner
fish bowl cleaner
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (j3npP)
Why do facebook and apple have so many?
Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (s9Eo8)
Yeah, but that was before drag queen story hour. Now we've got a reason to live, man.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (H5knJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-YejPRFktY
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)
Perfect!
We need to make this the daily meme.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
but then you would be stepping on J.J's birthday
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (41rs/)
Pro Choice on Union nope
Pro Choice on schools hell no
Pro Choice on taxes we keel u
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (JFO2v)
The only thing that keeps me going is the new SJW Marvel characters. So stunning and brave.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (bkUtD)
Why do facebook and apple have so many?
Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (s9Eo
They're too important to fail.
in their minds.
Makes you wonder why Owebama didn't stockpile them......
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Also, who says the Governors and Mayors would comply? Many have openly declared their cities to be sanctuary cities despite the laws. Why would they be expected to release the lockdowns?
Posted by: RM at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (U3LtS)
Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)
Tastes like the contents of a vacuum cleaner bag.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (Sy+Lj)
Posted by: Zimtop Blogtay at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (oVJmc)
convincingly in Kingsmen: The Secret Service. Sorry your audition didn't
work out.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (XXNQ+)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Why do facebook and apple have so many?
Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 01:04 PM (s9Eo
California fires.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)
dunno but I guarantee she don't taste like jizz
Posted by: SHEP at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (o2MD2)
convincingly in Kingsmen: The Secret Service. Sorry your audition didn't
work out.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (XXNQ+)
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Environmentalists make great bad guys because they actually want to make your lives miserable in real life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: joncelli, Social Distancing Expert at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (1FhAQ)
Sinead was teh hawt.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (gd9RK)
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Adam and Eve had a "Sinead" dildo in the late 90s.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (WrOkn)
A friend told me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (axyOa)
Hallmark replaying Christmas shows to rise spirits.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (vEIlU)
that doesn't mean the States will follow. As I understand it, it's not
clear he controls the Governors' authority.
Posted by: RM at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (U3LtS)
It's perfect. Let Cuomo keep New York on shelter in place while the rest of the country gets on with life.
Most people only learn one way. The hard way.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (Z3wXf)
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (s9Eo8)
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Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)
Burnt hair and chutney.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Mothballs and stale hamburger.
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 01:01 PM (Fs5vw)
Wet Depends and dead armadilllo
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:03 PM (JFO2v)
Smells like someone burned their clutch
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (WrOkn)
https://watchnewslive.tv/fox-news-live-stream-usa/
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:07 PM (WrOkn)
https://tinyurl.com/tho54a5
Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (s9Eo8)
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No idea.
I honestly do think that the anti-gouging nonsense Barr was talking about would be fun to test.
Everyone who was smart and stockpiled a garage full of masks in anticipation of this event has them in place and ready for the government to purchase. The feds are required to pay their standard non emergency price that they routinely pay for supplies.
Can they legally spend the amount, or is what they routinely pay considered a gouging price?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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For the 'ettes, that is a spanking offense.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: JoeF
Hell yes. Thank you Buds Gunshop for my new Ruger .357 Vaquero.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (FZxI4)
Hmmm, you fellas may have just changed my mind on this whole stimulus thing.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (Jje73)
you're supposed to straighten the curves and flatten the hills.
Posted by: General Lee
While never meaning no harm.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM (FZxI4)
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Beats all you never saw.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (dfRN6)
The expertise is just aged out and gone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Bull shit. As long as there is one gun, it can be taken apart, scanned electronically, fed into a cnc machine and parts made.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (gd9RK)
One word: optometry.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (q1Pj5)
Thanks, Ace!
Online link:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ta8woj4
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (7juvc)
true or not?
redstate
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: JoeF
Hell yes. Thank you Buds Gunshop for my new Ruger .357 Vaquero.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:48 PM (FZxI4)
Hmmm, you fellas may have just changed my mind on this whole stimulus thing.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater
Hell, it's your money. Spend it wisely.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: SHEP at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (7juvc)
ooooooooh!!
Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 01:06 PM (s9Eo
So they can violate evacuation mandates in fires, risking their lives to make sure FuckFacebook stays online?
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (miJU3)
Nancy Pelosi, just a day after going full Leroy Jenkins on the negotiations over the Wuhan virus relief bill, is now signaling that the House will pass whatever the Senate sends them. This follows Chuck Schumer reversing course last night and announcing he expects a deal done today as well.
redstate
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (vEIlU)
368
Literally no man should know what Pelosi tastes like.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 12:55 PM (bkUtD)
Tastes like the contents of a vacuum cleaner bag.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (PkFwF)
I presume you are referring to a septic tank pump truck
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (N39Ws)
Said in an impromptu Skype interview from his 30,000 square foot mansion.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:00 PM (41rs/)
Well if he wants to help the planet he can always off himself
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (3Hp/M)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (WrOkn)
Because there were no plagues before human civilization.
Posted by: Zimtop Blogtay at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (oVJmc)
We're in pretty good shape for at least a couple of weeks, for everything except maybe booze, and the liquor stores are still open, though ours is restricting customers to no more than 10 at a time -- not a problem at the times I shop. Me and one other when I was there.
Posted by: Empire1 at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (LjNCn)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: MKoepf at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (DfSI5)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Zimtop Blogtay at March 24, 2020 01:05 PM (oVJmc)
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Nah, it would be funnier if she were to get it and her life were then saved by the proper dosage of hydro chloroquine.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (Eicbe)
2nd-- He needs put in an isolation chamber with about 4 black mambas for a week----- A week you say??
---Just to be sure.
Posted by: rld with coffee at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (7uZmJ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: lizabth at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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For the 'ettes, that is a spanking offense.
Posted by: Tonypete
Oooooooh!
Posted by: Wicked Naughty Zoot!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (3Hp/M)
We'd have to renormalize IQ scores.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2020 12:57 PM
Been doing Kroger Clicklist pick-up for a couple years now. Last Saturday (14th) was the first time they have ever cancelled my order. Because they were overwhelmed. I went home and placed my same order for the next day, only early in the morning timeslot (9am vs usual 11am) and was able to get most of what I listed. Exception was OJ, cheese, ground beef and frozen chicken.
Ordered again for this past Saturday (21st), but made sure to order two days in advance. Again, same things unavailable.
Tried to order immediately again after I got home and there were no time slots available for next 3 days.
Tried again Sunday and yesterday, same thing.
Tried again this morning around 8am and they had time slots open for Friday at the earliest, but only starting at 2pm. I immediately put in my order.
Will be interesting to see what they'll have this time.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (Do5/p)
Nancy Pelosi, just a day after going full Leroy Jenkins on the negotiations over the Wuhan virus relief bill, is now signaling that the House will pass whatever the Senate sends them. This follows Chuck Schumer reversing course last night and announcing he expects a deal done today as well.
redstate
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (vEIlU)
============
Meh, in it's ideal form, it's a temporary relief to a manufactured problem.
Fix the manufactured problem and let people go back to work. Maybe they should buy everyone who's been displaced by the shutdowns a box of N95 masks instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (zZbCU)
Nancy Pelosi Signals Surrender on Relief Bill Just a Day After Going Full Leroy Jenkins
true or not?
redstate
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (vEIlU)
"Signals." We are not there yet. Keep hammering her and dems.
And Snek Juice guy, no suck on snek.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (90T4r)
Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: lizabth at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (NAbCm)
so you're saying her story seems fishy?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (8JqLB)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (ZCEU2)
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Which also has some words on their about human consumption, but you know, it cleans stuff.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (Eicbe)
@jamiedupree
Judging from the Pelosi interview on CNBC, she's sending a message to House members - whatever the Senate passes is what should pass the House right away
Marco Rubio
@marcorubio
· 1h
Long night with signifcant progress on major differences.
Our core small business provisions remain the same with some minor technical corrections & changes.
I expect a vote TODAY.
America can't afford another day without action.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (FZxI4)
Well, I've been wanting to get a rifle but have kept putting it off for other more practical stuff.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (Jje73)
Because there were no plagues before human civilization.
Posted by: Zimtop Blogtay at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (oVJmc)
Disqualifier.
If that's your profession, STFU. I don't care what you think.
Entertain me, jester.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Please quarantine yourself for fifty years, you insufferable twat.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:12 PM (bkUtD)
Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (2GPSc)
==========
I look forward to her taking that next step in the victimhood Olympics that is the modern left and accusing her parents of molesting her because she needs to be a sexual assault survivor to keep things fresh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:12 PM (zZbCU)
We're in pretty good shape for at least a couple of weeks, for everything except maybe booze, and the liquor stores are still open, though ours is restricting customers to no more than 10 at a time -- not a problem at the times I shop. Me and one other when I was there.
Posted by: Empire1
Motherfuckers took all the Manwhich.
No sloppy joe's.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:12 PM (FZxI4)
Also Stringer Bell in The Wire.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (bkUtD)
The pilot had the good taste to die, right??
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:12 PM (90T4r)
Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment
That's just bat soup crazy.
Posted by: Wuhan Wang at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: SHEP at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (rpxSz)
President Trump talks about his decision in January to close off travel to China:
"Sleepy Joe Biden said it's xenophobic. I don't know if he knows what that means but that's okay."
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: MKoepf at March 24, 2020 01:09 PM (DfSI5)
That's sort of agreeing with PDT, although differently worded.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (7juvc)
Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (2GPSc)
I'm betting this is a lie.
She's been out of the news, so it's a scream for "LOOK AT ME AGAIN!!!"
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Play with me daddy.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (Sy+Lj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (XXNQ+)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (90T4r)
I do not wear underwear!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (2GPSc)
Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (2GPSc)
Would it be too much to hope for that she now STFU?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 01:10 PM (ZCEU2)
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Which also has some words on their about human consumption, but you know, it cleans stuff.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (Eicbe)
I thought it was because of, nevermind.
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (dUJdY)
Celebrity Idris Elba blames coronavirus on humanity's destruction of the environment
That's just bat soup crazy.
Posted by: Wuhan Wang at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (PtOP4)
==========
There is a weird brand of fiction going on right now where the movies end with the ideas that it's time for humanity to go away in favor of whatever will come next.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with the idea that humans had their chance, have screwed up enough, and the dinosaurs were coming to even the score.
It's a weird place to go, but some people really gravitate towards it because our education system has taught them that humanity is evil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (WX+x0)
YOU get a Darwin Award.
YOU get a Darwin Award.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)
The Python had a loose sideplate screw. Doesn't function that way. Colt had about 80 or so revolvers come back to service for that or assorted minor issues. Buy a Python if you want it, make sure the sideplate screws remain tight --it was in the American Rifleman if you want to read about it).
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:12 PM (FZxI4)
Shit Status Level upgraded to Real. I repeat, Shit Status is now at Level Real.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (Z3wXf)
They're probably VERY close, IYKWIM
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (XXNQ+)
Gaia wants you gone, Greta! How dare you resist?
HOW DARE YOU?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (oVJmc)
Of course, that was before you picked up the receiver and the voice on the other end said, "Number, please?". You could ask the voice what time it was, too, and she...always a she...would tell you.
Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Adriane the Philosophy Critic ... at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Skip
Remember: plain 6.25% sodium hypochlorite.
NOT SCENTED OR SPLASHLESS.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (2GPSc)
Exactly. "Look at me!"
Now her biggest problem is finding a training bra online.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (7juvc)
You just need to learn who the IMPORTANT people are.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (r+sAi)
>>"I think that compared to the Snake Juice Guy, Razorfist is an effete soyboy beta cuck."--Posted by: ace
That may be, but neither of them are doing conservatism any good with their non-stop loudmouth vulgarity. It repels intelligent thought.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (x/Wj0)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:44 PM (QzF6i)
Seasons don't fear the meeper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain We be like they are
Come on baby
Don't fear the meeper
Baby take my hand
Don't fear the meeper
We'll be able to fly
Don't fear the meeper
Baby I'm your man
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
These meeps are made for walkin'
and that's just what they'll do
one 'o these days these meeps are gonna
walk all over you.
That could be da Nurse's theme song !
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (WX+x0)
And denying a bed to a WuFlu victim.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (sI15f)
Since the disease is mostly affecting either the Chinese or bastions of progressive/socialist thought, could we say that it's Gaia's punishment for those beliefs?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (zZbCU)
Why not, she already has autism, OCD, depression, selective mutism, and an eating disorder. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (sWM8x)
Just had a mental picture of her grazing like a cow on the sidewalks of her home town.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (r1kPE)
@RepJerryNadler
Due to overwhelming health and safety concerns, the @HouseJudiciary will postpone our March 31st oversight hearing with Attorney General Barr. DOJ has made a commitment to rescheduling the hearing for when the crisis abates and the Committee is able to reconvene.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (2SVr3)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (Sy+Lj)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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In the past, I have been so loaded that the green, fire breathing dragons chasing me were leaving glowing red footprints. Similar experience as others here, I'm sure.
But there are certain things that I would never, ever contemplate, let alone do.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (Y4EXg)
Life 2020 is funny.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (Eicbe)
OT
New on ACORN TV, hope it's good. Loved the series.
NEW FILM
Miss Fisher and the Crypt of Tears
Feature Film - Australian Mystery
Continuing the story of Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, this highly anticipated feature film follows detective extraordinaire Miss Phryne Fisher as she embarks on a globe-trotting romp of mystery and mayhem across the exotic 1920s deserts of the Negev and the dangerous back alleys of London.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (7juvc)
Where did these imbeciles get the impression people want to hear their voices shouting down the president?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (7juvc)
You just need to learn who the IMPORTANT people are.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Bill Hemmer is an annoying person by nature. He can't help it.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (sWM8x)
Just had a mental picture of her grazing like a cow on the sidewalks of her home town.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (kUmUV)
She is udderly absurd.
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (WX+x0)
Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM
Qucik, somebody give them some fish tank cleaner to cure them.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (COzlW)
Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (2GPSc)
So this little pissant SAYS she MAY have it and it's a effing headline?
Oh my Lord....
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (PkFwF)
Two Bandaids.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (miJU3)
Why not, she already has autism, OCD, depression, selective mutism, and an eating disorder. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (bDqIh)
*******
Her Dad has hand hand up her ass anyways. He is the Puppetmaster & she is the Puppet
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (2SVr3)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (q1Pj5)
No sloppy joe's.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:12 PM (FZxI4)
How about some sloppy Andrew?
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (KnJdm)
No sloppy joe's.
Posted by: rickb223
I have a can of Manwich and a can of Del Monte Sloppy Joe. I'll trade either one for 1000 rds 9mm.
Posted by: x at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (miJU3)
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And adding to the delay of needed gender reassignment surgeries!
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (Eicbe)
cause nobody ................
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (rpxSz)
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I don't know what to expect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (WrOkn)
I'd expect/hope within a few days the TP supply would be restocked ... most food is available already, from what I can tell. Big cities may be different, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Really Fucked Up Individual at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (bvAmh)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (WEBkv)
Heh.
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 01:18 PM (/669Q)
Why not, she already has autism, OCD, depression, selective mutism, and an eating disorder. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (bDqIh)
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Can any of these be classified as the dreaded 2-3 underlying conditions?
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (/ZYFC)
cause nobody ................
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (rpxSz)
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...expects...
Posted by: The Otter at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (Eicbe)
That
may be, but neither of them are doing conservatism any good with their
non-stop loudmouth vulgarity. It repels intelligent thought.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (x/Wj0)
===
CONCERN STATUS
[ ] NOT NOTED
[X] NOTED
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (Sy+Lj)
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (WX+x0)
So she's taking up a bed that could be used for a WuFlu patient or someone who's issue wasn't self inflicted?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 24, 2020 01:19 PM (uquGJ)
Life 2020 is funny.
Posted by: Axeman
You just know one of them got it at the strip club.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (90T4r)
I reserved a rental car online today. They called to ask me ten questions, each of which was a variant of are you currently dying of the Wuhans.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (gd9RK)
A cat and I went mushroom hunting. Being outside under that big, bright ball has addled my brains.
Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (7juvc)
You just need to learn who the IMPORTANT people are.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Bill Hemmer is an annoying person by nature. He can't help it.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (sI15f)
He seriously is. Earlier, when VP Pence was moving on to a new topic, Hemmer interrupted, and VP Pence continued on--and the camera was still on Hemmer, who was leaning back in his chair looking exasperated and sneering. Be aware of the camera, Hemmer. At least.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:16 PM (vEIlU)
I'll have to check that out.
There's another series Ms Fisher's Modern Murder Mysteries. It's her 'niece' as a detective. Set in the '60s. Watched a few. Meh...it'll do in a pinch.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (cF8AT)
-
I've bought the store brand packets in the chili, gravy, etc section. Mix it with tomato paste and there you go.
The Ol' Roy stuff was good, so I bet the name brand is very good.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (Ea8oc)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (dUJdY)
Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM
Qucik, somebody give them some fish tank cleaner to cure them.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 24, 2020 01:17 PM (COzlW)
I larfed.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (7juvc)
But which Loctite should I use?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 12:49 PM (NAbCm)
so you're saying her story seems fishy?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (G546f)
------------------------
At the scenes of breaking local news, sometimes there are women being interviewed who almost seem like they have been hired to scream and moan and fall down while speaking. Over the top doesn't even begin to describe these ladies.
Same with this old lady giving interviews to spite Trump. I smell a rat...
Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (oGBso)
It's like there's a more discerning crowd this today
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (DMUuz)
I was there at 7AM heard someone remark about 'earlybird'.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:21 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: x
Two rolls of two ply is as high as I can go.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:21 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at March 24, 2020 01:21 PM (EgshT)
BCUZ BAD BAD MANSESESSES!!11
Posted by: getting the banned back together at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (wn2NI)
Loctite 609, but don't plan on taking it apart again.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (o2MD2)
Daily Mail link: https://tinyurl.com/qwhygyy
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 24, 2020 01:11 PM (2GPSc)
"may have"
please
Irrelevant globe trotter. Keep hanging with the "stars."
Who cares.
Many many underlying conditions.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 01:13 PM (WX+x0)
YOU get a Darwin Award.
YOU get a Darwin Award.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Years ago, was reading an article in a Social Work / Psychology magazine about the importance of speaking as specifically as possible to your clients / patients.
Case in point: a young psych consulting a mother with an "out of control" young son told her that 'She was the adult. She needed to throw her weight around when the boy misbehaved.'
He meant for her to speak with authority, i.e. say 'no' or 'stop that' when the boy acted up / acted out.
She was a large woman. She took it literally. She sat on the boy and crushed / suffocated him.
Not blaming Trump. Just a reminder of Karl Popper's: You can not speak in any way that will never sometime, be misunderstood ...
Posted by: Adriane the Philosophy Critic ... at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (LPnfS)
like I been tied, to the meepingpost...
Posted by: klaftern at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (RuIsu)
It's like there's a more discerning crowd this today
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (DMUuz)
I thought we ran through just about every meep reference possible yesterday.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (Sy+Lj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
?? Which service? Netflix or Amazon?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Tom from Parks & Rec. at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (cF8AT)
I did watch that series. I didn't like it at first but it grew on me.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
?? Which service? Netflix or Amazon?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 01:23 PM (FZxI4)
ACORN
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 01:24 PM (oVJmc)
Snake + Blender = Juice
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Meep to me with those lips...
Posted by: joncelli, Social Distancing Expert at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Boots at March 24, 2020 01:20 PM (oGBso)
I've read that game shows actively select for people who are overly emotional.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (eAZVt)
If you've watched a lot of police shooting videos (eg Police Activity on YouTube), the screaming lady and the belligerent bystander are frequently on scene.
I'm a big fan of belligerent bystander's work.
Police: Stand back!
BB: Fuck you! You can't tell me what to do!
Classic.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (7juvc)
Hemmer
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (tmA71)
Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 01:26 PM (eAZVt)
Throw in some baby carrots and potatoes and BAM! Meat stew.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
It's predicted that 30% will go under.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 01:27 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 01:25 PM (cF8AT)
"Checks calendar". Shave a few more days off, boss.
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (2SVr3)
Posted by: Paul MeepCartney at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (1efdY)
BCUZ BAD BAD MANSESESSES!!11
Posted by: getting the banned back together at March 24, 2020 01:22 PM (wn2NI)
Right side Twitter was speculating that having everyone home so they could actually see and hear what Trump *really* said would bite the progressives hard. This push to get him off the air makes it look like they were correct.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (uquGJ)
Summation: easy joke, and you missed it. I'm not mad, just disappointed.
Posted by: Pete Polarek at March 24, 2020 01:28 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (uU4hK)
The man's wife told NBC News she'd watched televised briefings during which President Trump talked about the potential benefits of chloroquine.
The name "chloroquine" resonated with the man's wife, who asked that her name not be used to protect the family's privacy. She'd used it previously to treat her koi fish.
"I saw it sitting on the back shelf and thought, 'Hey, isn't that the stuff they're talking about on TV?'"
The Arizona woman now warns others to listen to medical professionals for the best coronavirus advice.
"Be careful and call your doctor," she said.
"This is a heartache I'll never get over."
shouldn't this woman who is in icu? be spending her time recovering and not talking to news reporters?
Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 01:30 PM (NAbCm)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 01:33 PM (Sy+Lj)
"He was offered 15,000 ventilators, to buy, in 2015 for a future epidemic. Instead he chose death panels and other things. He didn't want the ventilators when he could have bought them at low cost."
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 24, 2020 01:38 PM (2SVr3)
There was nothing like that last week, but Summers Eve Inslee decided to shut down the state last night.
Summers Eve said "don't horde!"
Citizens said "fuck you, we don't trust you!"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 02:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 24, 2020 02:26 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 24, 2020 02:30 PM (ABuva)
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