Nancy Pelosi's Daughter Encourages Political Violence By Joking that Rand Paul Neighbor's Savage Assault On Him Was "The Right Idea"

Does this bitch realize that Rand Paul has damaged lungs due to that savage attack, and is at an elevated risk of death, despite being relatively young, due to this assault?

Would she care if she knew?

107 Senator Rand Paul got pneumonia from not being able to breathe properly from his broken ribs. He lost part of a lung from the injuries.

This was a very hateful statement by Pelosi's spawn.

Posted by: rd

I think it's time for the right to end our self-imposed restraint about similar "jokes" low-key encouraging, or normalizing, political violence.

Apparently we're the only people not allowed to make such "jokes" -- the left makes them all the time.

Liberal comedian John Mulaney just called for an Ides of March assassination of Trump on a nationally televised show, SNL.

"Jokingly," you understand.

Well, on that point: But Chuck Schumer is an honorable man.

Is this how you play the game?

I refuse to be a second class citizen. The rules you make for me, you also make for yourselves. Or: the license you permit yourselves, you also permit me.

And if a right-wing James Hodgkinson finds inspiration from such jokes -- well, play deadly games, win deadly prizes.

Posted by: Ace at 05:20 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 05:21 PM (zZbCU)

2 screw her

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 05:21 PM (5wOoy)

3 I love jokes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 05:22 PM (zZbCU)

4 I'll begin. I hope Christine Pelosi DIAF.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2020 05:22 PM (bkUtD)

5 What are these prizes you speak of?



#NoShelves

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 23, 2020 05:22 PM (yeKQO)

6 Pelosi would be cute with an endotracheal tube...in her esophagus

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 05:22 PM (5wOoy)

7 Thanks to that neighbor Rand had part of a lung removed

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 05:23 PM (5bxa0)

8 A chip off the old FUPA

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2020 05:23 PM (KNsKs)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Wasn't she just a "fair journalist with a famous name" not long ago?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 23, 2020 05:23 PM (JRaU+)

11 Another aspect of The New Normal.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 23, 2020 05:23 PM (zlgJP)

12 Serious question:

If Paul dies from China virus due to being weakened by the attack, does that mean that the asshole that attacked him gets charge with murder?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 23, 2020 05:23 PM (s9Eo8)

13 Please, my supply of brain bleach is limited.
Never use the sound alike word nood with the name Pelosi.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 23, 2020 05:24 PM (e284m)

14 Kill her. That's all you have to do.

Kill Mary?

She's a risk. And get the priest as well.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Thanks to that neighbor Rand had part of a lung removed


Remember, their violence is free speech and our free speech is violence.

We are now in a two class system, and we are not favored.

Posted by: shibumi at March 23, 2020 05:24 PM (ZCiJZ)

16 >>>If Paul dies from China virus due to being weakened by the attack, does that mean that the asshole that attacked him gets charge with murder?



Possibly, but no more than second or third degree.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2020 05:24 PM (bkUtD)

17 No problem, sugar tits. I'm ready to dance.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2020 05:24 PM (2GjZZ)

18 I always tell people to take the high road, that way there's more for me to grift on the low road. ~Bill "Steamboat Willie" Kristol (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at March 23, 2020 05:24 PM (v30M8)

19 Dead Republican Americans!


Haha Haha!

Posted by: Progda and Pelosi at March 23, 2020 05:24 PM (EL4ni)

20 "Huh-huh-ha...it was just a joke! I'm sorry if I offended humorless people"

(I'm not actually a Democrat lawyer, but I play one on TV)

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2020 05:24 PM (Z1eux)

21 All this ammo ain't gonna shoot itself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2020 05:24 PM (SENHs)

22 Gosh, I bet there are a lot of lampposts outside Nancy Pelosi's office.

Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at March 23, 2020 05:25 PM (Gyhs0)

23 If Paul dies from China virus due to being weakened by the attack, does that mean that the asshole that attacked him gets charge with murder?



Possibly, but no more than second or third degree.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp



It should. Seeing how they wanted to hold the guy responsible for Brody dying 20 years later.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2020 05:25 PM (2GjZZ)

24

has Ben Shapiro defended this, yet?

has Jonah told us that "both sides" are to blame, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 05:25 PM (PMDgy)

25 *Brady

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2020 05:25 PM (2GjZZ)

26 Kurt Schlichter was right: Democrats want you dead.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2020 05:25 PM (bkUtD)

27

It got cold again here. Not as cold as Pelosi's tits, but chilly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:26 PM (rCwaK)

28 Rand Paul is at risk because of the damage to his body done by his crazed neighbor.

Now he has a positive test for Coronavirus.

This could kill him, and his death would be attributable to the actions of his neighbor.

And Nancy Pelosi's daughter approves.

Make no mistake, these people want you dead.

Posted by: Gridlock at March 23, 2020 05:26 PM (z/vX9)

29 Imagine how festive DC would be with all the lampposts decorated.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 23, 2020 05:26 PM (iQmdl)

30 I tweeted your post,ace

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 05:26 PM (G546f)

31 >>>It should. Seeing how they wanted to hold the guy responsible for Brody dying 20 years later.


Agreed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2020 05:26 PM (bkUtD)

32 So, which will it be:
1) It was a joke. Take it easy, plebe.
b. I'm sorry that many people misinterpreted obvious sarcasm
iii: The backlash is evidence of the coarsening of our public discourse.
D) :: silence ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2020 05:26 PM (e/H31)

33 There are more than one picture of her on the internet where she looks a lot like Jerry Seinfeld.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

34 >>>has Ben Shapiro defended this, yet?


Speaking of that worm, apparently his sister had pics leaked on The Fappening. Um, or, so I've heard.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2020 05:27 PM (bkUtD)

35 One may only hope Pelosi's daughter gets "Bill Gragham'd" this week.

Posted by: 13times at March 23, 2020 05:27 PM (K3B2k)

36 The Left: You cannot say Wuhan Flu because it may endanger some nameless Chinese person. But encouraging violence on our political foes; perfectly acceptable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 05:27 PM (KZzsI)

37 >>It should. Seeing how they wanted to hold the guy responsible for Brody dying 20 years later.


Brody survived.

Quint died.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 05:27 PM (G2z01)

38 Christine Pelosi is an ugly bitch both inside and out. She needs her ass kicked.

Posted by: Cheri at March 23, 2020 05:27 PM (yy4VI)

39 Bolt release button party.

Last one to lock in has to clean the brass.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 23, 2020 05:27 PM (9V81o)

40 Remember, their violence is free speech and our free speech is violence.

We are now in a two class system, and we are not favored.
Posted by: shibumi


Always remember, we haven't played Cowboys and Democrats yet.


Yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2020 05:27 PM (2GjZZ)

41 I'll begin. I hope Christine Pelosi DIAF.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2020 05:22 PM (bkUtD)


A PPV in 4K would be most excellent.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 23, 2020 05:27 PM (8B6Ng)

42 26 Kurt Schlichter was right: Democrats want you dead.

Too bad for them we're armed... Or we were till those tragic boating accidents

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 05:27 PM (5bxa0)

43
The worst part of this is it seems to come out of nowhere. It's like she just lashed out on account of pure hate, instead of the usual way they do it which is to wait for a plausible opening in order to couch their pure hate within a justified reason.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 05:27 PM (PMDgy)

44
Voting our way out of this?

C'mon man!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 05:28 PM (EL4ni)

45 We keep taking it and taking it and taking it from these cretinous elites.

When have we had enough?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 23, 2020 05:28 PM (H8QX8)

46 Deadly games, you say...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 23, 2020 05:28 PM (l4C/z)

47 When people realize their financial lives were ruined as part of a Democrat game, expect lots of jokes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 23, 2020 05:28 PM (puu6v)

48
Angels: "What is your message to Man, God? And we'd also like to use the..."
God: "Tell Man that he needs to come out of his hiding, go forth and be not afraid."
David French: "God? Be Better."
God: "Okay Angels, you can use it, just this once."
Angels: "Wahoo! Get the lightening bolt cannon, guys!"

Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 05:28 PM (32YRo)

49 I didn't get a professors degree in Jokes to be call Mr.

Also I skipped that short chapter on home some humor.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 05:28 PM (C1SGV)

50 Bolt release button party.

Last one to lock in has to clean the brass.
Posted by: Defenestratus


NOT LAST!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2020 05:28 PM (2GjZZ)

51 >>Speaking of that worm, apparently his sister had pics leaked on The Fappening. Um, or, so I've heard.


I heard it from Ben. He called me from the Burn Unit.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 05:28 PM (G2z01)

52 Crown knows.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 23, 2020 05:28 PM (41rs/)

53

Stories coming in from all over about the malaria drug helping Yellow Bat Fever patients greatly. One guy wasn't likely to make it through the night, and it turned it around for him.

Keep your fingers crossed. If this works, we'll pull out and avoid Great Depression 2.0.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:28 PM (rCwaK)

54 Nah there are videos purporting to be Shapiro's sister but they are of a porn star iirc

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2020 05:28 PM (KNsKs)

55 How are they hangin' Christine... like your Mom's?

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2020 05:28 PM (v0R5T)

56 Rand Paul is at risk because of the damage to his body done by his crazed neighbor.

Now he has a positive test for Coronavirus.

This could kill him, and his death would be attributable to the actions of his neighbor.

And Nancy Pelosi's daughter approves.

Make no mistake, these people want you dead.
Posted by: Gridlock at March 23, 2020 05:26 PM (z/vX9)

Imagine what type of environment one grew up in that would create and nurture a mind that thinks this way and then publicly expresses it.

Maybe someone should ask Nancy about it.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 23, 2020 05:29 PM (4ywJ2)

57
And am I to understand bill cuck kristol piled on, too?
Is Ace aware?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 05:29 PM (PMDgy)

58 So, which will it be:
1) It was a joke. Take it easy, plebe.
b. I'm sorry that many people misinterpreted obvious sarcasm
iii: The backlash is evidence of the coarsening of our public discourse.
D) :: silence ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2020

You forgot "pouncing".

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 23, 2020 05:29 PM (iQmdl)

59 Nice business you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2020 05:29 PM (SENHs)

60 T's gonna be en fuego after that disaster in the Senate today.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 05:29 PM (KxVoZ)

61 *Brady

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2020 05:25 PM (2GjZZ)


Why can I *not* see Brandy?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 23, 2020 05:29 PM (8B6Ng)

62 she seems nice.
perhaps she would like to babysit a starving tasmanian devil

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 05:29 PM (d7Ww2)

63 >>Why can I *not* see Brandy?


She is a fine girl.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 05:30 PM (G2z01)

64 2nd look at paperless constitutional carry outlaw style even in peeps repub of chinafornia?

Prayers to Saint Jeff Cooper, A Dangerous American?

Posted by: getting the banned back together in chineefornia at March 23, 2020 05:30 PM (WaH0h)

65 And am I to understand bill cuck kristol piled on, too?
Is Ace aware?

Both Senators from AZ did too.. A bunch of them are angry Paul stayed in the Senate so long "knowing" he had taken the test

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 05:30 PM (5bxa0)

66 We need more jokes in these times.

I'll start. Nancy Peolsi and her daughter Christine should be raped to death by hyenas. Female hyenas.

Then, it would be REALLY funny if the hyenas ate them afterwards!

Hilarious!

Hyenas!

Raped to death!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 23, 2020 05:30 PM (l4C/z)

67 I can't wait to be told this isn't who we are, and no, it was a joke lighten up. On and on.

#WAR. Breitbart is missed each day. He would have a field day with these "people".

And Pelosi and her ilk are evil to the core. We know this. We have known all of them are evil. We have to bite our tongues and hold our anger in check as they spit on us each and every day. Don't we all know that by now?

No. No, I don't. It is long past time to do the same exact crap they do to us and have done to us over and over for decades. I am sick to death of the Left and libs and nutjobs who want me and mine dead.

Posted by: turambar at March 23, 2020 05:30 PM (Gylu/)

68 Task force presser soon...

https://tinyurl.com/s36xpn9

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 05:30 PM (l3+k2)

69 Speaking of that worm, apparently his sister had pics leaked on The Fappening. Um, or, so I've heard.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2020 05:27 PM (bkUtD)


This is known.

The tits are large. I repeat. The tits are large.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)

70 Democrats clearly want us dead and are simply looking for the effective means. They need to be treated like those looking for a way to murder us and spoken about like folks that intend to murder us when they get the chance.

No more civility bullshit. Comity is dead they already murdered that. Now they fantasize about murdering us.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 23, 2020 05:30 PM (Y6UV7)

71 It's coming. Like the full moon or the changing of the tides, it's most assuredly coming.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 23, 2020 05:30 PM (Q6P9Q)

72 They fail to realize that we're not going to fire any warning shots.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2020 05:30 PM (QzJWU)

73 >>>The tits are large. I repeat. The tits are large.


They're real and they're spectacular!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (bkUtD)

74 This is a great practical example of why they hate Trump.

WE'RE not supposed to say this kind of thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (41rs/)

75 63 >>Why can I *not* see Brandy?


She is a fine girl.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 05:30 PM (G2z01)

What a good wife she would be

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (l4C/z)

76 >>Kurt Schlichter was right: Democrats want you dead.

I'm not exactly praying for their health and long life either.

As far as I'm concerned they are as big an enemy as the Chinese.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)

77 Could be Ds see the end coming...hydroxychloroquine success...and know they're fucked. So, prolonging agony (Mommy Pelosi) and lashing out irresponsibly (Baby girl Pelosi) are all they have left.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (ja/kn)

78 It is just another season of flu a little virulent but still the flu

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (P4Pk9)

79 the Dem Wish List is like much of Congressional bills ... give us a ton of pork, or the country gets none of the things it needs. We'll just wrap it all together in a brown paper omnibus bag.


Mafia protection racket, same deal ... it be a shame if something happened to that nice store you've built up over the years ... shame if your country lost two million people to Coronavirus, just because you would pay the Dem Mafia some cash.


DC is evil ... mostly. They even went international ... selling secrets to China, uranium and tech to Russia, pallets of cash to Iran ... much of the protection money laundered through their corrupt foundations, or massive over-payments for projects.



Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (Cus5s)

80 Joe Manchin voted with the Democrats today, so one more ridiculous GOP balloon should also be irreparably popped. They hate us and only pretend to be civil when it helps get elected.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (NVYyb)

81

The tits have gone pear-shaped.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (rCwaK)

82 it i could bring Shuma and his shiksa marrying daughter via time machine to Auschwitz id gladly trade them for righteous Jews

Posted by: avi at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (kSq2k)

83 The SPLC along with the FBI put out a bullshit story that hit yahoo first as white nationals into ABC's white Supremacists story minus the SPLC that they were caught by the FBI on telegram planning to give it to law enforcement, Jews, and minorities if they catch it.

I'll take things that never happened for 2000, zombie Alex. Meanwhile Muslims and Black Nationalist are openly talking on big tech social media to spread it to the infidels and white people.

Projection is the name of the game with Marxists.... Always accuse your enemies of what you plan to do to them.

Posted by: it begins... at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (lBCgE)

84 I've always been surprised that really evil ppl don't meet karma and just disappear. Judge Crater couldn't possibly have been any worse that Andrew Weissmann.

Posted by: EveR at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (ZZDMQ)

85 Why is FBN making me look at Murky's face?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 05:32 PM (KxVoZ)

86 Eventually, the injuries he sustained will kill Rand Paul. If Wuhan virus doesn't get him, at some point as he ages there will be complications that will make any other injury/illness he has that much worse. The neighbor got a slap on the wrist. Rand Paul has to worry the rest of his life any time he gets sick.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 23, 2020 05:32 PM (COzlW)

87 77 Could be Ds see the end coming...hydroxychloroquine success...and know they're fucked. So, prolonging agony (Mommy Pelosi) and lashing out irresponsibly (Baby girl Pelosi) are all they have left.

this is my thinking

they see the end of the road and are going all in

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 23, 2020 05:32 PM (j9HX3)

88 The hoo-hahs are huge. I repeat, the hoo-hahs are huge.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2020 05:32 PM (SENHs)

89 >>>I'm not exactly praying for their health and long life either.



I would not mourn them when they leave this mortal coil. They're despicable people.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2020 05:32 PM (bkUtD)

90

Let me guess the Twatter commissars will have no problem with this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 05:32 PM (ZPU4y)

91 We need socialist distancing.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 23, 2020 05:32 PM (nu45M)

92 63
>>Why can I *not* see Brandy?





She is a fine girl.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 05:30 PM (G2z01)

But my life, my love, and my lady is the sea.

Posted by: Elliot Lurie at March 23, 2020 05:32 PM (ufFY8)

93 I just talked with my buddy who works the ICU in a SoCal hospital. He's saying this is the week they expect the SHTF. If it doesn't, this was all crap.

But he does say, the 3 current cases they have at his hospital are <40. So, the people that think they were invincible and took no precautions.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 23, 2020 05:32 PM (8B6Ng)

94 They fail to realize that we're not going to fire any warning shots.

-

Ha. As a moron posted, the left believes political violence can be adjusted like the flame on a stove. Conservatives have a binary switch. Voting is one side.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 23, 2020 05:32 PM (41rs/)

95 Now now. This is Not Who We Are. TM

More milk toast, anyone?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 23, 2020 05:32 PM (NWiLs)

96 If someone did that to Nan she'd snap in two.

Posted by: Caliban at March 23, 2020 05:33 PM (QE8X6)

97 Conservatives tend (there are exceptions, of course) to be somewhat "declawed" from childhood by growing up in civilized, law-and-order households that respect authority and esteem circumspection--sudden, thoughtless violence is not a norm in such upbringings.
People like Christine Pelosi are raised in households lacking social boundaries. Impulse is seen as admirable assertiveness; the barbarisms cultivated in such households shock the sensibilities of the conservatives exposed to them, temporarily disarming them. Liberals capitalize on this momentary paralysis of outrage.
Enlightenment philosophers summed it up better than that, but I've seen the phenomenon firsthand--it's the conservative, not the liberal, who suffers from the frustration of l'esprit de l'escalier...

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 05:33 PM (QgtlX)

98 The tits have gone pear-shaped.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (rCwaK)


Bowling pins.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

99 89 I have grown overfond of the term garbage people for them.

Posted by: turambar at March 23, 2020 05:33 PM (Gylu/)

100 But he does say, the 3 current cases they have at his hospital are

-

What other problems?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 23, 2020 05:33 PM (41rs/)

101 >>>I have grown overfond of the term garbage people for them.



I refuse to call them humans.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2020 05:33 PM (bkUtD)

102 I'm not saying Gabby Gifford's deranged supporter was right in what he did, what I'm saying is he should have took more target practice beforehand.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 23, 2020 05:34 PM (GXsiT)

103

If my mother was an 80 year old life long boozer I wouldn't joke about other people getting the Chinese Virus.

Posted by: Wuhan Wang at March 23, 2020 05:34 PM (PtOP4)

104 There's a million ways to die, not really sure why strapped to a ventilator in a hospital is an any worse way to go than being stomped to death in quarantined-induced inner food city riot, but to each their own.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 23, 2020 05:34 PM (dYe5S)

105 Was this the Pelosi spawn who did a documentary on GWB and ended up liking him? The way the Bush Crime Family has gotten unmasked maybe that wasn't surprising...

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2020 05:34 PM (y7DUB)

106 Commie Debalsio says he can't get ventilators, masks or gloves because of bidding wars, so the Federal Government needs to take over the supply chain.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Senator Rand Paul got pneumonia from not being able to breathe properly from his broken ribs. He lost part of a lung from the injuries.

This was a very hateful statement by Pelosi's spawn.

Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 05:34 PM (+0uDE)

108 we can haz heds on pikez plz?

Posted by: lolromans at March 23, 2020 05:34 PM (JYZ+2)

109 The tits have gone pear-shaped.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (rCwaK)

Bowling pins.....
Posted by: Sponge

---

Ahhh! The National Geographic look!

...Takes me back.

Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2020 05:34 PM (aD/4F)

110 Somebody must have said something mean about her mommy, again.

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 05:35 PM (l3+k2)

111 I'm sure Twitter will delete the thread and ban Pelosi any moment now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2020 05:35 PM (bkUtD)

112 Glad to meep ya. You to Ace. If this was the game Fallout2....which character would you choose Ace?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 05:35 PM (C1SGV)

113 101 Maggotspawn works for me as well.

Posted by: turambar at March 23, 2020 05:35 PM (Gylu/)

114
they see the end of the road and are going all in

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 23, 2020 05:32 PM (j9HX3)

So, if this blows over in a month or so, what's the new distraction? Trump caused the shutdowns for no reason? Or are we back to Russia again?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 23, 2020 05:35 PM (8B6Ng)

115 I have grown overfond of the term garbage people for them.
Posted by: turambar at March 23, 2020 05:33 PM (Gylu/)
+++++++++++++
The only problem with that is "garbage man" is a valuable and important job, and I don't want to stigmatize them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2020 05:35 PM (e/H31)

116 109 The tits have gone pear-shaped.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (rCwaK)

Bowling pins.....
Posted by: Sponge

---

Ahhh! The National Geographic look!

...Takes me back.

Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2020 05:34 PM (aD/4F)

The scarification was a bit much, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 23, 2020 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

117 Shapiros Akenazi tiddies are bared on the interwebs?

Link or it didnt happen.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 23, 2020 05:35 PM (6/uwW)

118 I think the majority of us are pretty much done with the hypocrites of the left. They have squandered our forbearance. They can get us kicked off Twitter and YouTube, but their double standards erodes and pretense of morality or fairness on their parts. Masks are off--they are simply petty tyrants.

Posted by: IanDeal at March 23, 2020 05:35 PM (vgGyZ)

119 Trump is trying to lead magnanimously. I've been hearing him make approving comments about all his declared enemies. He 's putting the country first.

The problem is, nothing has changed with the democrats. Indeed, they're ruthlessly exploiting the crisis to bring down our economy and him with it.

They know Trump is in many ways constrained, as never before.

What evil.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 23, 2020 05:35 PM (H8QX8)

120 Democrats make me angry and I but I don't really want to get to the point that I want to make jokes that they die in horrible ways, so I guess I better check out of this thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2020 05:35 PM (WI7YS)

121 McTurtle can change Senate rules w/a wave of his shriveled little calw-thingie. He needs to allow the quarantined Senators to vote, and stop this D-shit show.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (7Fj9P)

122 Ha. As a moron posted, the left believes political violence can be adjusted like the flame on a stove. Conservatives have a binary switch. Voting is one side.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 23, 2020 05:32 PM (41rs/)

That was probably me, citing Larry Correia's article that he wrote when Swallowswell decided he wanted to Nuke Omaha to take away our guns.

Basically the quote is this:

"The left believes that political violence can be fine tuned like a dial - from mundane civil protests, to riots and even the occassional murder. But the right functions more like a light switch and the settings are "Vote" and "Shoot every motherfucker"."

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (9V81o)

123 I stopped expecting liberals to be consistent in their thinking a long time ago. As a result, I am rarely if ever disappointed in the nature of their discourse.

Posted by: Test for Echo at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (onMzM)

124 maybe Rand could take the CQ med if he has symptoms, tell us how it goes. Or if we get 20 senators infected, they could do their own trial ... 10 get it, 10 get a placebo ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (Cus5s)

125 If I'm seeing this right, not only is Abby Shapiro cute with big tits, she is also very flexible and slender.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (l4C/z)

126 None of this is new. I was a student in a college common area when Reagan was shot. The crowd roared with approval.

There are about to be a lot of unemployed, angry and dangerous people put out of work because of a Democrat op. We'll get plenty of opportunities to roar with approval, too. It's been a long time coming. Of course, those of us who publicly note our approval as Pelosi did can expect repercussions, and that will inflame our people more.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (puu6v)

127 The tits have gone pear-shaped.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (rCwaK)
........

Done up and went to Saginaw.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

128 National Geographic Beaver Tail Titties.

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (l3+k2)

129 >>>If this was the game Fallout2....which character would you choose Ace?

i don't know Fallout, except the very basics.

Posted by: ace at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (PbpT7)

130 If she is celebrating this, she was celebrating the GOP baseball team's shooting and Scalise's real brush with death.

F'her

They are now out and out asking for it.

And I used to like this guy

Liberal comedian John Mulaney just called for an Ides of March assassination of Trump on a nationally televised show, SNL.

f him too

if karma hits them, I will only shrug

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (vEIlU)

131 115 True, but it still is applicable to the Left. Maggotspawn. Demonspawn. Dims. Same thing.

Posted by: turambar at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (Gylu/)

132 Ass cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

133 Shapiros Akenazi tiddies are bared on the interwebs?

Link or it didnt happen.
Posted by: Regular joe at March 23, 2020 05:35 PM (6/uwW)


Just do a non filtered search for Abigail Shapiro......

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

134 Sure could use some radiation to balance out my life.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (C1SGV)

135 McTurtle can change Senate rules w/a wave of his shriveled little calw-thingie. He needs to allow the quarantined Senators to vote, and stop this D-shit show.

I agree, just allow those quarantined to vote. Simple solution, obvious, and easy. I mean as others have pointed out, if RBG can make supreme court decisions from her hospital bed..

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 05:37 PM (KZzsI)

136 It would be funny if her vibrator short circuited.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, direct fire! at March 23, 2020 05:37 PM (wElh/)

137 Ass cancer.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (NWiLs)


I need TP for my bunghole.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

138 Hey Lee Harvey, your Marine service paid off BIG!

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 23, 2020 05:37 PM (GXsiT)

139 The left believes that political violence can be fine tuned like a dial - from mundane civil protests, to riots and even the occassional murder. But the right functions more like a light switch and the settings are "Vote" and "Shoot every motherfucker"."

Posted by: Defenestratus

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Ha, that's it. Thanks.

Shame it's too long for the name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 23, 2020 05:37 PM (41rs/)

140 We can no longer co-exist with these leftist scruntheads.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Seceding at March 23, 2020 05:37 PM (+dsLj)

141 It just takes one self-quarantined GOP senator to tweet to McConnell that he will slow walk through the House chamber in order to show up for the Senate vote, positive test and all, and watch how fast the Dems kick it into gear.

Posted by: Slow Learner at March 23, 2020 05:37 PM (hafXH)

142 @realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago

It is very important that we totally protect our Asian American community in the United States, and all around the world. They are amazing people, and the spreading of the Virus....

....is NOT their fault in any way, shape, or form. They are working closely with us to get rid of it. WE WILL PREVAIL TOGETHER!

Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 05:37 PM (cF8AT)

143 This was a very hateful statement by Pelosi's spawn.


Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 05:34 PM (+0uDE)


She's got an IQ in the UHF TV channel range.


Posted by: clutch cargo at March 23, 2020 05:37 PM (8B6Ng)

144 a horse walks into a bar, and kicks Nancy Pelosi ...

that's it ... funny right? I thought it was funny.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2020 05:37 PM (Cus5s)

145
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at March 23, 2020 05:38 PM (DUIap)

146 City installing streetlights in this hood. Told crew, great! We'll need em for all the democrat politicians. Some laughed, a few dirty looks.

Posted by: getting the bannedback together, ready, aim... at March 23, 2020 05:38 PM (WaH0h)

147 National Geographic Beaver Tail Titties.
Posted by: davidt

Like a couple of cricket bats hanging by their handles.

Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2020 05:38 PM (aD/4F)

148 1) It was a joke. Take it easy, plebe.
b. I'm sorry that many people misinterpreted obvious sarcasm
iii: The backlash is evidence of the coarsening of our public discourse.
D) :: silence ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2020 05:26 PM (e/H31)

--------

The worst part is that Fox will now have her on continually-like they have Cuomo, Brazil's, Juan, Geraldo and Harp. Fox is a big part of the problem.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 23, 2020 05:38 PM (lonOK)

149 'I refuse to be a second class citizen. The rules you make for me, you also make for yourselves. Or: the license you permit yourselves, you also permit me.

And if a right-wing James Hodgkinson finds inspiration from such jokes -- well, play deadly games, win deadly prizes.'

FWIW Don't know If it will change the Communists behavior but nothing else has.
I remember reading in some book somewhere about an 'eye for an eye....'

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at March 23, 2020 05:38 PM (xXx5y)

150 China's Chernobyl - Wuhan is a gigantic virus breeder reactor spewing viral contagion - which has killed more people than a Soviet RMBK reactor explosion.

Posted by: 13times at March 23, 2020 05:38 PM (K3B2k)

151 Ahhh! The National Geographic look!

...Takes me back.

Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2020 05:34 PM (aD/4F)
--------------

Never had to resort to NG. Buddy had a dad who subscribed to Playboy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 05:38 PM (WEBkv)

152 If this was the game Fallout2....which character would you choose Ace?

****************

Is there a character that kills everyone?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Toilet Paper at March 23, 2020 05:38 PM (+dsLj)

153 It is very important that we totally protect our Asian American community in the United States, and all around the world. They are amazing people, and the spreading of the Virus....

-

Ha. Yeah, let's have that conversation, Democrats.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 23, 2020 05:38 PM (41rs/)

154 it i could bring Shuma and his shiksa marrying daughter via time machine to Auschwitz id gladly trade them for righteous Jews
Posted by: avi at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (kSq2k)


Welp I guess the Final Solution threshold has been reached. Btw if that's Amy you're talking about, that fat slob's his cousin.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2020 05:39 PM (y7DUB)

155 >> National Geographic Beaver Tail Titties.


Milk Duggs

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 05:39 PM (G2z01)

156 I ain't going anywhere without being armed. Leftists are vile evil people and they think it fine to attack decent and civilized people.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 23, 2020 05:39 PM (pw+jk)

157 >>>if RBG can make supreme court decisions from her hospital bed..

Misspelled crypt...

Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 05:39 PM (32YRo)

158 Bring it bitch. This shillelagh ain't gonna season itself.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 23, 2020 05:39 PM (myjNJ)

159 that's it ... funny right? I thought it was funny.

Well... I mean I guffawed. Not sure about everyone else.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 05:39 PM (dUJdY)

160 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 23, 2020 05:40 PM (arJlL)

161 maybe Rand could take the CQ med if he has symptoms, tell us how it goes. Or if we get 20 senators infected, they could do their own trial ... 10 get it, 10 get a placebo ...
Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (Cus5s)

Good point. That's EXACTLY what needs to happen.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at March 23, 2020 05:40 PM (xXx5y)

162
I hate to break up the Abby SHapiro boob party, but those pictures are not Abby, but a girl who looks very much like her, a webcam girl with the handle of "Rachel MFC"

That's not Abby spread wide open and giving Lewinskis in those pictures.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:40 PM (rCwaK)

163 I ain't going anywhere without being armed. Leftists are vile evil people and they think it fine to attack decent and civilized people.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 23, 2020 05:39 PM (pw+jk)
---------

Yeah, and I'm rethinking how much firepower i should have available when I'm out and about.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 05:40 PM (WEBkv)

164 133 thank you Jesus! Er, Sponge... Sponge Jesus...

Posted by: Regular joe at March 23, 2020 05:40 PM (6/uwW)

165 Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

Well I'll be damned. Wonder if big brother commented on this back in the day

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 23, 2020 05:40 PM (rTkQv)

166 She is a fine girl.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 05:30 PM (G2z01)

But my life, my love, and my lady is the sea.

Doo doo dooda! Dooo doo dooda!

Posted by: Gridlock at March 23, 2020 05:40 PM (z/vX9)

167 >>That's not Abby spread wide open and giving Lewinskis in those pictures.


That almost sounded like Tom Petty there, for a bit.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 05:41 PM (G2z01)

168 I'm not saying Gabby Gifford's deranged supporter was right in what he did, what I'm saying is he should have took more target practice beforehand.


The judge who also got killed in that attack, some think, was the real target. He was supposed to have been looking at some illegalities on the part of Janet Napolitano and gun running into Mexico during TFG's FampersandF operation.

Good luck finding any info on that issue from PROGDA. The pillow was employed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 23, 2020 05:41 PM (HaL55)

169 Shapiros Akenazi tiddies are bared on the interwebs?

Well, an unfortunate girl who has the face of Ben Shapiro is

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 05:41 PM (KZzsI)

170 It is very important that we totally protect our Asian American community in the United States, and all around the world. They are amazing people, and the spreading of the Virus....

-

Ha. Yeah, let's have that conversation, Democrats.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 23, 2020 05:38 PM (41rs/)



Any hate crime being committed and future committed towards an asian American will be from a Democrat operative. Full Stop.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2020 05:41 PM (vEIlU)

171 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:40 PM (rCwaK)

Well shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 23, 2020 05:41 PM (rTkQv)

172 Let's not get into wishing actual death on our enemies
That's what the other side does
I know there's a lot of 'string 'em up' and similar talk on these threads, but actual political violence is very destabilizing and dangerous. Our social fabric is delicate enough as it is- we have to hold it together.
Let the other side crack up, not us.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 05:41 PM (iTXRQ)

173 Did everything "right"- after rumors all w/e we'd be shut down in this state today no, didn't happen. Wife and I working in office and remotely to help our customers and clients 10+ hours a day. Congress continues to dicker, won't affect us but others. APMEX sends me an email saying I need more 90% silver.

First time I'm 100% sure we're being played.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 23, 2020 05:41 PM (/ZYFC)

174 thank you Jesus! Er, Sponge... Sponge Jesus...
Posted by: Regular joe at March 23, 2020 05:40 PM (6/uwW)


I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

175 Sorry to go OT; has the daily briefing been pushed back?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)

176 >>> right functions more like a light switch

Because once we believe violence is just, we want to get it over with. The conservative justification of violence always revolves around returning society to a state where violence is no longer justified, kind of like a monostable multivibrator.

The left, on the other hand, thinks violence is always just therefore using it in a metered way as applicable to meet their current political goals makes sense.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 23, 2020 05:42 PM (Y6UV7)

177 Wasn't this the idiot who said Nancy was such a master politician that she could cut your throat and you wouldn't know it until you saw the blood on your shirt?

Yea, Nancy is a super genius.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2020 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)

178 "that's it ... funny right? I thought it was funny."
Well... I mean I guffawed. Not sure about everyone else.

oh wait, I forgot part of it ... "and it broke four of her ribs, and she was in awful pain for months, and had to have half of one lung removed, harming her for life"

it's even funnier that way.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2020 05:42 PM (Cus5s)

179 I think the presser is in about 15min.

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 05:43 PM (l3+k2)

180 I didn't know his wife has MS. That sucks. MS is an awful disease. Hope he recovers quickly from the Chinese Lung Rot. He doesn't need any more misery in his life.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 23, 2020 05:43 PM (k4dH2)

181
As consolation though, Paige Spiranac's boobs are really on the Fappening. One full boob, with her topless in little thong panties.

They are quite perky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:43 PM (rCwaK)

182
Remember, it's not just the pol partisans and their fucking spawn, like Pelosi's. It's EVERY ONE of your commie neighbors and friends. They would be GLAD to put a pistol to the back of your neck and roll your body into the pit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2020 05:43 PM (EGyGV)

183 "someday, we will hunt politicians with dogs..."

a quote from a wise man

Posted by: LaRro at March 23, 2020 05:43 PM (10GNe)

184 Let's not get into wishing actual death on our enemies


You should read the Old Testament sometime.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 23, 2020 05:43 PM (mw1Wz)

185 Turned on RBN to watch press conference, first thing I see is Murkowski.

Bye bye, lunch
bye bye full stomach
hello indigestion
I think i'm gonna get diarrhea

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Toilet Paper at March 23, 2020 05:43 PM (+dsLj)

186 I'm not saying Gabby Gifford's deranged supporter was right in what he did, what I'm saying is he should have took more target practice beforehand.


The judge who also got killed in that attack, some think, was the real target. He was supposed to have been looking at some illegalities on the part of Janet Napolitano and gun running into Mexico during TFG's FampersandF operation.

Good luck finding any info on that issue from PROGDA. The pillow was employed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 23, 2020 05:41 PM (HaL55)


Judge John Roll who paid the ultimate price but the unfree presstitutes and Gaylord never mentioned him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2020 05:44 PM (y7DUB)

187 St. Louis city has their first death from the virus:

"The director of the health department, Dr. Fred Echols, said the patient was a woman her 30's. She tested positive for the virus Sunday."

That's all the info I can find on her. It's pretty scant. No information on any other factors that may have contributed. That's an awfully fast progression...unless she was unwell for weeks before and did nothing.

Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 05:44 PM (cF8AT)

188 a horse walks into a bar, and kicks Nancy Pelosi ...

that's it ... funny right? I thought it was funny.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2020 05:37 PM (Cus5s)

Well... I mean I guffawed. Not sure about everyone else.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 05:39 PM (dUJdY)
..........

Me? I chortled.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2020 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

189 Yes, the dems want you dead. Its not a big leap from the active destruction of our 401ks.

Posted by: Pliney at March 23, 2020 05:44 PM (nzKWW)

190 ...which reminds me: Did Billy Jeff leave the sleeve on, or off the cigar that made his intern famous?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 23, 2020 05:44 PM (7Fj9P)

191 >You should read the Old Testament sometime.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

I meant political enemies, if that was unclear.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 05:44 PM (iTXRQ)

192 Sorry to go OT; has the daily briefing been pushed back?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)


late again
hopefully not 1.5 hours late like yesterday
but I'm okay no matter what
they are good

today should be good, too

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2020 05:45 PM (vEIlU)

193 WE WILL PREVAIL TOGETHER!
Posted by: Tami at



Today and moving forward we are The American Community.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 05:45 PM (axyOa)

194 The sun shines on the just and unjust. The Big Guy will take care of the pelosis' of this world. Trust the plan.

Posted by: azalea city at March 23, 2020 05:45 PM (WX+x0)

195 The judge who also got killed in that attack,

-

Oh, in the Gabby Gifford Shooting (tm)?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 23, 2020 05:45 PM (41rs/)

196 Gov. in FL is gonna to make it mandatory that any plane from NY or NJ's passengers have to be quarantined for 14 days

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 05:45 PM (5bxa0)

197 Don't forget, this is a media driven event;
Promoted by the media and sponsored by the communist funded Democrats.

Posted by: Braeyard at March 23, 2020 05:45 PM (oUnSf)

198 "190 ...which reminds me: Did Billy Jeff leave the sleeve on, or off the cigar that made his intern famous?"

Probably on, safe sex and all that.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 23, 2020 05:45 PM (puu6v)

199 I do wonder if some, not all, but some, of the anger on the Senate floor today by Thune and Collins and Alexander isn't just a breaking point on all of this.

They were the good people, above the fray, my esteemed colleague, etc. etc. and they were lied to their face about an emergency situation such as never faced this nation before.

Add in all the not at all subtle encouragements for violence and, yeah, people were pissed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 23, 2020 05:45 PM (GbPPJ)

200 Sabo, please make a billboard of Pelosi's daughter

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2020 05:45 PM (vEIlU)

201 I bet I could make a fortune opening up a hardware shop near DC; how about on K Street?

...can you guess what would be hot sellers?

Posted by: LaRro at March 23, 2020 05:45 PM (10GNe)

202 Bitch put to be smaked up side her ass or head, same thing.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 05:45 PM (ZCEU2)

203 And I used to like this guy

Liberal comedian John Mulaney just called for an Ides of March assassination of Trump on a nationally televised show, SNL.



So did I. He can go horsefuck.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 23, 2020 05:46 PM (HaL55)

204

I think the youngest serious patient here in the US is a 12-yr old girl in Atlanta who is now on a ventilator.

From NYC data, half of the patients in the hospital are in the 18-49 range.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:46 PM (rCwaK)

205
Projection is the name of the game with Marxists.... Always accuse your enemies of what you plan to do to them.
Posted by: it begins... at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM

The last 3 years have shown us exactly how corrupt and Communist preaching Progda has become.

They don't even bother hiding it anymore.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 05:46 PM (EL4ni)

206 The director of the health department, Dr. Fred Echols, said the patient was a woman her 30's. She tested positive for the virus Sunday

-

They won't release that she was an asthmatic meth smoker with lung disease and AIDS.

Or whatever.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 23, 2020 05:46 PM (41rs/)

207

OT

I wonder what the non-vaccination "parents" are doing now?

What if one of they get the virus? Would they want the cure?

Would they protect their kid with THIS vaccine?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2020 05:46 PM (vEIlU)

208 Liberal comedian John Mulaney just called for an Ides of March assassination of Trump on a nationally televised show, SNL.

Because he's responsible for the china flu?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 05:46 PM (5bxa0)

209 Step 1: Destroy 401Ks

Step 2: Offer a government solution to the financiallydevistated retirees

Step 3: Create a whole new class of government dependents

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 23, 2020 05:46 PM (dNzKv)

210 horse walks into a bar, and kicks Nancy Pelosi ...

that's it ... funny right? I thought it was funny.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2020 05:37 PM (Cus5s)

You forgot to say "in the crotch" - crotch kicks are funny.

Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 05:47 PM (32YRo)

211 Murkowski is a non-entity. Wishy washy, didn't call out the dems.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 23, 2020 05:47 PM (COzlW)

212 I have a joke:

Nancy Pelosi hanged by the neck until dead.






Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2020 05:47 PM (gmo/4)

213 198 "190 ...which reminds me: Did Billy Jeff leave the sleeve on, or off the cigar that made his intern famous?"

Cigar Band. Band.

Posted by: getting the banned back together for a smoker at March 23, 2020 05:47 PM (WaH0h)

214
I think the youngest serious patient here in the US is a 12-yr old girl in Atlanta who is now on a ventilator.

From NYC data, half of the patients in the hospital are in the 18-49 range.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:46 PM (rCwaK)


Talk radio in Dallas just said that a 9 year old has died from it.

They just never say if the kid had any other issues prior.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

215 >>Sabo, please make a billboard of Pelosi's daughter


What an excellent idea! He is savage.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2020 05:47 PM (bDqIh)

216 Murkowski is a non-entity. Wishy washy, didn't call out the dems.

*********

She looks like a Walking Dead extra.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Toilet Paper at March 23, 2020 05:47 PM (+dsLj)

217 Gov. in FL is gonna to make it mandatory that any plane from NY or NJ's passengers have to be quarantined for 14 days


Oooh, all the snowbirds are gonna be pissed at that...

It's nearly time for their annual migration down here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 23, 2020 05:47 PM (HaL55)

218 "196 Gov. in FL is gonna to make it mandatory that any plane from NY or NJ's passengers have to be quarantined for 14 days"

That should be done even if it saves one life.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 23, 2020 05:48 PM (puu6v)

219 "You should read the Old Testament sometime."
________________________________

After reading it I still have to wonder why more people were not killed. Also makes me why I am still alive after so many years of high treason against God.

Posted by: Test for Echo at March 23, 2020 05:48 PM (onMzM)

220 You forgot to say "in the crotch" - crotch kicks are funny.
Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 05:47 PM (32YRo)
--------

"Ow, my Balls" is pretty funny.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 05:48 PM (WEBkv)

221 Bwahahahahahah! Fvcking twatter censored me. I twatted on the peelousy scum's twat feed with a plagerization from the boss.

I refuse to be a second class citizen. The rules you make for me, you also make for yourselves. Or: the license you permit yourselves, you also permit me.
You mom is a geriatric high risk to the China Virus, I hope it finds her.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2020 05:48 PM (VcFUs)

222 The director of the health department, Dr. Fred
Echols, said the patient was a woman her 30's. She tested positive for
the virus Sunday



-



They won't release that she was an asthmatic meth smoker with lung disease and AIDS.



Or whatever.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 23, 2020 05:46 PM (41rs/)

===
And was picked up with 11 donuts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 23, 2020 05:48 PM (pw+jk)

223 Big difference in 19 year old me and 48 year old me.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 23, 2020 05:48 PM (41rs/)

224 I have a joke:

Nancy Pelosi hanged by the neck until dead.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2020 05:47 PM (gmo/4)
......

Another knee slapper!

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2020 05:48 PM (v0R5T)

225 Gov. in FL is gonna to make it mandatory that any plane from NY or NJ's passengers have to be quarantined for 14 days

That should be done even if it saves one life.

********

That should be done even if there was no pandemic.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Toilet Paper at March 23, 2020 05:49 PM (+dsLj)

226 And I used to like this guy
================
Me too; he was largely a-political. His one bit about Trump was damn funny, and even Trump would have laughed. ("THERE"S A HORSE, LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL!!)
Someone got to him; you can't use that venue w/o paying your Peoples Party dues.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 23, 2020 05:49 PM (7Fj9P)

227 Liberal comedian John Mulaney just called for an Ides of March assassination of Trump on a nationally televised show, SNL.


How absolutely fucking original.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2020 05:49 PM (oVJmc)

228 222 The director of the health department, Dr. Fred
Echols, said the patient was a woman her 30's. She tested positive for
the virus Sunday

I did read that she worked with AIDS patients... If you can believe what comes out of twitter

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 05:49 PM (5bxa0)

229 Judging by that everybody is still over-buying groceries, we may have to break into our MRE's in a few weeks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2020 05:49 PM (r+sAi)

230 I have a joke:

Nancy Pelosi hanged by the neck until dead.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2020 05:47 PM (gmo/4)
......

Another knee slapper!

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2020 05:48 PM (v0R5T)

Hey - I put a lot into my prayers - they're no joke to me.

Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 05:50 PM (32YRo)

231 Oh, wait I didn't tell that right:
I have a joke:

Nancy Pelosi hanged by the neck until dead.

Kicked in the crotch by a donkey and the crows pick at her flesh.

Now that's funny to liberals, right there.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2020 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

232 Ventilators help quite a bit. As a general rule, if they want to put
you on a ventilator and you don't get it, you're pretty much dead. If
you get one your odds are something like 70%.



The odds might be slightly different for COVID-19 specifically,


If someone has a good ventilators saved x BatSoupFlu patients # can we send it to Karl D?


Posted by: DaveA at March 23, 2020 05:50 PM (FhXTo)

233 His jest shall savour but a shallow wit, when thousands more weep than did laugh it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 23, 2020 05:50 PM (LxTcq)

234
Wealthy NYCers with summer homes and country estates are bugging out, pissing off the locals greatly. Don't bring your China Fever here.

The hospitals in the Hamptons and Martha's Vineyard area put out a statement saying please stay home. We only have N beds and will not be able to handle the surge if you all get here and get sick and spread it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:50 PM (rCwaK)

235 229 Judging by that everybody is still over-buying groceries, we may have to break into our MRE's in a few weeks.

Husband made me buy 10 pound of rice... I don't eat rice... I may have to...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 05:50 PM (5bxa0)

236 which reminds me: Did Billy Jeff leave the sleeve on, or off the cigar that made his intern famous?"



Rumor has it her next boyfriend dumped her because of weird papercuts.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 05:50 PM (axyOa)

237 I have a question,

I never watch them, so I don't know.
Are any f the late night comedy shows still on? Do they have a live audience? Are they just out there talking to themselves?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 05:50 PM (d7Ww2)

238 203 And I used to like this guy

Liberal comedian John Mulaney just called for an Ides of March assassination of Trump on a nationally televised show, SNL.


So did I. He can go horsefuck.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 23, 2020 05:46 PM (HaL55)

No, he'd like that.

Public castration with a chainsaw sounds about right.

And it's a hilarious joke!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 23, 2020 05:50 PM (l4C/z)

239 People are going to die from this, or a car accidents, falling from hight, drowning, cancer, overdose, alcoholism, heart disease, or a million other ways. You can't protect every situation from happening.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 05:51 PM (ZCEU2)

240 Remember when Christine told an interviewer on Fox that her mom is "fierce" and has never put up with "poor behavior" at her dinner table?

Ol' Nancy would actually take the diner's plate into the kitchen and smash it on the floor.

Christine calls her "a typical Italian grandmother."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

241 217 Gov. in FL is gonna to make it mandatory that any plane from NY or NJ's passengers have to be quarantined for 14 days


Oooh, all the snowbirds are gonna be pissed at that...

It's nearly time for their annual migration down here.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 23, 2020 05:47 PM (HaL55)

----------

Snowbirds are flightless. They travel south in migratory herds of motor homes and fifth wheels. They also apparently think that at least one blinker has to be in at all times.

Posted by: cornbred at March 23, 2020 05:51 PM (A751K)

242 Liberal comedian John Mulaney just called for an Ides of March assassination of Trump on a nationally televised show, SNL.


How absolutely fucking original.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2020 05:49 PM (oVJmc)


And edgy. Nothing produces frowny faces more than not being considered EDGY!

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2020 05:51 PM (y7DUB)

243 I have a joke:

Nancy Pelosi hanged by the neck until dead.
======
My daughter's are big Harry potter fans. When Delores Umbridge gets carried off by the centaurs, for lots of errmm...equine training. Yeah, that'd be sweet for Nanzi.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 23, 2020 05:51 PM (7Fj9P)

244 You forgot to say "in the crotch" - crotch kicks are funny.
Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 05:47 PM (32YRo)
........

They are. My grandson in first grade was getting harassed by a kid two years older at the bus stop, kicked him in the balls and sent the crybaby home.
My other grandson said: "My brother is the most popular kid in school now!"

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2020 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

245 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:43 PM (rCwaK)
You da real MVP

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 23, 2020 05:52 PM (rTkQv)

246 182...

Absolutely! Which is why my friend list is very short on Leftists, and getting shorter by the year. We need to minimize our exposure to these filthy bastards at all costs.

Posted by: PacosMojo at March 23, 2020 05:52 PM (ivZ+f)

247 Jen Rubin: "Trump Cares More About The Stock Market Than Humans."
When it is revealed that Trump is the Martian invasion's advance-party and that she was, in fact, correct, Jen will be most surprised.
Zod will be pointing and laughing on that day.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 05:52 PM (qXNVo)

248 Ace's book is the angriest entry in Bat Soup for the Soul.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 23, 2020 05:52 PM (LxTcq)

249 Nurse- they all Leftist propaganda these days, comedy is dead.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)

250 You mom is a geriatric high risk to the China Virus, I hope it finds her.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 23, 2020 05:48 PM (VcFUs)



She survived the Black Plague, she'll probably survive this. Only the good die young.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 23, 2020 05:52 PM (xPYsj)

251 And was picked up with 11 donuts.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 23, 2020


I got that.
Damned funny video.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 05:52 PM (axyOa)

252 Are any f the late night comedy shows still on? Do they have a live audience? Are they just out there talking to themselves?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 05:50 PM (d7Ww2)
---------

Still on.
Still talking to themselves. (the studio audience is filled with lefties)

Now, this is based on information from Mom, so, take it for what it's worth.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 05:53 PM (WEBkv)

253 >>Christine calls her "a typical Italian grandmother."

In that case, no ventilator for Nancy.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2020 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

254 What's with the delay? Benito Fauci getting fired backstage?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 05:53 PM (KxVoZ)

255 People are going to die from this, or a car accidents, falling from height, drowning, cancer, overdose, alcoholism, heart disease, or a million other ways. You can't protect every situation from happening.
==========
Could we leave alcoholism out of this, please?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 23, 2020 05:53 PM (7Fj9P)

256 Vasili: The let you travel anywhere in America? No papers?
Florida COVID-19 WuFlu Task Force: Not anymore comrade.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2020 05:53 PM (gmo/4)

257 I had typical Italian grandmothers. My mother is a typical Italian grandmother. Nanzi Piglosi is no typical Italian grandmother.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 05:53 PM (KxVoZ)

258 What's with the delay? Benito Fauci getting fired backstage?

I thought Trump wanted prime time.. Wouldn't that be 8 PM

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 05:53 PM (5bxa0)

259 236
which reminds me: Did Billy Jeff leave the sleeve on, or off the cigar that made his intern famous?"







Rumor has it her next boyfriend dumped her because of weird papercuts.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 05:50 PM (axyOa)
I thought it was that smoky leathery smell.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 23, 2020 05:54 PM (N39Ws)

260 Does this mean I can say "naggerfiggot," now?

Posted by: Niggerfaggot-Idubbbz, Incorporated at March 23, 2020 05:54 PM (OorYb)

261 Mmmmmmm donuts

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 05:54 PM (ZCEU2)

262 When do the flagellants start? I wonder if they will be televised.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2020 05:54 PM (LWu6U)

263 A quick FYI: The Governor of the State of New Mexico has issued a lockdown effective until April 10th. No travel except to essential destinations (grocery store, pharmacy, etc.) and no gatherings larger than five persons.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 23, 2020 05:54 PM (7s3Gx)

264 So, one of the EDs I work in, we can not test unless the patient is admitted to the ICU. Any patient i diagnose, but is not sick enough to admit (yet) I discharge with a pinky swear to self quarantine and call their family doctor for a referral to a drive up testing center. So, suffice to say, there are a lot of positives that are never tested. We go from N-95, face shield, gown and glove, to "Here's your discharge papers, don't stop anywhere on the way home!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 23, 2020 05:54 PM (dNzKv)

265 >>The hospitals in the Hamptons and Martha's Vineyard area put out a statement saying please stay home. We only have N beds and will not be able to handle the surge if you all get here and get sick and spread it.


Yup. Martha's Vineyard reported its first case this weekend - and then both MA islands sent out the message to: please don't come here if this is not your primary residence!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2020 05:54 PM (bDqIh)

266 It's adorable that these assholes think their little gates are going to keep them safe when the shtf.

Posted by: Uncle Pinochet 's Helicopter Rides at March 23, 2020 05:54 PM (Ayk4B)

267 240 Christine calls her "a typical Italian grandmother."

SHE HAS A MOUSTACHE?

Posted by: getting the banned back together at March 23, 2020 05:55 PM (WaH0h)

268 Vasili: The let you travel anywhere in America? No papers?
Florida COVID-19 WuFlu Task Force: Not anymore comrade.



Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2020 05:53 PM (gmo/4)

====
Sorry man. I've only got a pipe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 23, 2020 05:55 PM (pw+jk)

269 I guess see you next Tuesday doesn't fall far from the see you next Tuesday tree.

Posted by: TheHoser at March 23, 2020 05:55 PM (hio7U)

270 FBN's YouTube feed still says (copied and pasted from 2 seconds ago):

Expected live at 5:30 p.m. ET- The Coronavirus Task Force will hold its daily briefing at the White House. #FoxBusiness

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 05:55 PM (KxVoZ)

271 Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 05:45 PM (axyOa)

194 The sun shines on the just and unjust. The Big Guy will take care of the pelosis' of this world. Trust the plan.
Posted by: azalea city at March 23, 2020 05:45 PM (WX+x0)


Vengeance is mine sayers the Lord.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 23, 2020 05:55 PM (lonOK)

272 Thirsty.......... so very thirsty.......

Posted by: Tree of Liberty at March 23, 2020 05:55 PM (uEbPt)

273 My other grandson said: "My brother is the most popular kid in school now!"

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2020 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

Perfection execution of the crotch kick is what makes legends!

Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 05:56 PM (32YRo)

274 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 23, 2020 05:56 PM (uZuKb)

275 House leader Pepsi needs emergency care...she has become a jellyfish.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 05:56 PM (C1SGV)

276 OMFG
poeple here are starting to spread all kinds of bullshit panic
i hate people.

can I just go get a sailboat and get the fuck out of here. I'm done

tanks int he street!
we're all gonna die!

I want off this ride.
Beam me up scotty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 05:56 PM (d7Ww2)

277 I find it really telling that Democrats are comfortable telling "jokes" like this.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 23, 2020 05:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

278 Ides of March, he's patient.

Posted by: Braeyard at March 23, 2020 05:57 PM (oUnSf)

279
Not banned!

Yeah!

Posted by: Yo! at March 23, 2020 05:57 PM (uZuKb)

280 Martha's Vineyard reported its first case this weekend - and then both MA islands sent out the message to: please don't come here if this is not your primary residence!!

Obummers hardest hit.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 23, 2020 05:57 PM (pPNCa)

281 Draw and quarter John Mulaney with a team of Clydesdales on NPR. The Left just loves edgy, dark humor, especially if it's televised on their favorite government subsidized network.

Posted by: PacosMojo at March 23, 2020 05:57 PM (ivZ+f)

282 USA has 2293 new cases just today ... that is 22% of their total cases, almost all of which are listed as "active".


522 total deaths, 103 just today. I'd really like to see numbers on how many have received the CQ drug, or other treatments. Just a regular death count isn't telling us much.


1040 serious/critical, only 295 recovered. That obviously doesn't count any that didn't have bad enough symptoms to get tested, but that did carry a mild infection.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2020 05:57 PM (Cus5s)

283 Clean up on aisle 260.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 05:57 PM (TdMsT)

284 Pelosi's bill price tag?

$2.5 TRILLION.

Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 05:57 PM (cF8AT)

285 None of this is new. I was a student in a college common area when Reagan was shot. The crowd roared with approval.
________


I went to SCSU, a small state university in Saint Cloud MN.

Anyone that would have cheered for Reagan being shot would have been stomped. We were shocked. Women were weeping as we we watched the news onthe TV in the commons. Some were on their knees praying.

Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 05:57 PM (+0uDE)

286 My pizza shop is on The Five!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2020 05:58 PM (sGotD)

287 Something is happening last second here.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 23, 2020 05:58 PM (fMbLj)

288 While we are investigating the congressional scum who used insider info to sell off their stocks, how about we look into how Pelosi's family because rich off that hag, ala Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Fen at March 23, 2020 05:58 PM (WE806)

289
I was reading how South Korea handled this. No honor system quarantining. They reserved the hospitals for only the sickest patients, and send everyone else to "fun dorm" (using hotels, dorm rooms and other facilities).

If you tested positive, you were sent to the dorm until you recovered. You had amenities, but you didn't leave.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:58 PM (rCwaK)

290 Cat Ass, why can't such as you issue drive-thru testing authorizations? Seems like personal doctor PLUS any hospital doc should have that authority.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 05:58 PM (El6T/)

291 The hospitals will be overrun by entitled and/or stupid people who will cough or sneeze once and decide I HAVE CORONAVIRUS!!!! YOU MUST TREAT ME IMMEDIATELY!!!! as if the hospital is a retail store and they're a demanding customer.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 23, 2020 05:58 PM (COzlW)

292 I wonder if they bring out the female hostage? Would be harsh unless she wanted to do it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2020 05:58 PM (vEIlU)

293 Vengeance is mine sayers the Lord.


Yeah, about that. Would it be possible to maybe, oh I don't know, speed that up a little? This suffering is getting bad and there's no good reason for what BLZ Bubb's minions are doing to the rest of us. Things could be a whole lot better than they are now.

Please? With sugar on top?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 23, 2020 05:58 PM (HaL55)

294 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2020 05:58 PM (r757R)

295 I was reading how South Korea handled this. No honor system quarantining. They reserved the hospitals for only the sickest patients, and send everyone else to "fun dorm" (using hotels, dorm rooms and other facilities).

If you tested positive, you were sent to the dorm until you recovered. You had amenities, but you didn't leave.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 05:58 PM (rCwaK)


and everyone wore a mask

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2020 05:59 PM (vEIlU)

296 Beam me up scotty.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 05:56 PM

Sorry. Scotty's gone.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2020 05:59 PM (rBtIz)

297 Could you imagine being married to that thing?

*Shudders*

Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2020 05:59 PM (r757R)

298
Martha's Vineyard reported its first case this weekend

In the Obama compound? *perks up*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

299 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

*******

I have news for you: that wasn't an apple.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Toilet Paper at March 23, 2020 05:59 PM (+dsLj)

300 Well....guess the meep has hit the fan.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 05:59 PM (C1SGV)

301 The hospitals will be overrun by entitled and/or
stupid people who will cough or sneeze once and decide I HAVE
CORONAVIRUS!!!! YOU MUST TREAT ME IMMEDIATELY!!!! as if the hospital is a
retail store and they're a demanding customer.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 23, 2020 05:58 PM (COzlW)

===
NO. The hospitals will be overrun by the illegals. Just like they are now. This will not change.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 23, 2020 06:00 PM (pw+jk)

302 IrishEi- you own a pizza shop?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 06:00 PM (r1kPE)

303 Christine Pelosi should be encouraged to jump in front of a train.

"encouraged"

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 23, 2020 06:00 PM (3H9h1)

304 Democrats; Kicking America in the balls since 1828

Posted by: Mongo at March 23, 2020 06:00 PM (hrqrN)

305 PDT's briefing coming up soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

306
I know of the solution to this nonsense, but if I type it, I'll be banned.

So just concentrate and read my mind.

See! It worked!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 06:00 PM (EL4ni)

307 >>>The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

The turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.

(said by somebody here a while back)

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 06:00 PM (l3+k2)

308 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2020 05:58 PM (r757R)

--------------

Might I suggest, "Road Apple" as an edit?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 06:00 PM (WEBkv)

309
I was never joking when I said "Sat Cong."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2020 06:00 PM (II2Y0)

310 Could you imagine being married to that thing?

*Shudders*
Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2020 05:59 PM (r757R)



Kind of like Kellyanne

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2020 06:01 PM (vEIlU)

311
Reading about acute respiratory distress and ventilators, they have managed to greatly increase the chances of survival.

One big breakthrough was realizing that normal tidal volume wasn't necessary. Just pressure the lungs and not bleed off much. Blood CO2 will jump up, but that's not a problem, just keep oxygen levels high enough.

And then, they found patients do much better when lying on their stomach, not their back.

These two measures together greatly increased the chances of survival (of course, in some cases, those two measures can't be used because of other problems).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 06:01 PM (rCwaK)

312 9m
INBOX: @FoxNews, @BillHemmer, and @HARRISFAULKNER to host virtual town hall with the President and members of the Coronavirus Task Force tomorrow from 12-2 p.m. Eastern

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 23, 2020 06:01 PM (zVniz)

313 299 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

*******

I have news for you: that wasn't an apple.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Toilet Paper at March 23, 2020 05:59 PM (+dsLj)

Got news for both of ya...it did not fall.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 06:01 PM (C1SGV)

314 Please? With sugar on top? Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 23, 2020 05:58 PM (HaL55)

********************

If God is treating her like Jezebel we might be in for a wait.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying Toilet Paper at March 23, 2020 06:02 PM (+dsLj)

315 Pain, disease and pox upon the entire Pelosi Crime Family. Spare. No. One.

Posted by: Mister Roger's Mean Nun at March 23, 2020 06:02 PM (u0crE)

316 My sweet husband located four N95 masks in his warehouse they're not using, and he's going to call his doctor and see if he or any of his associates can use them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

317 Just noticed an article in the DM about how Chinese Lung Rot patients "across the U.S." are touting the "miracle" drug, the anti-malarial drug (hydroxycholorquine) that Trump said the other day may be a 'game changer."

All the so-called experts said Trump was a fool, and he shouldn't be saying that because the drug is untested and there were just anecdotal reports from overseas, and there haven't been any definitive trials yet and the FDA hasn't approved it for uses like this, and yada yada yada.

And yeah, it's just a handful of patients so far that it's been used in in the U.S., but the point is that it has been effective on those patients.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 23, 2020 06:02 PM (k4dH2)

318 Nurse--I sent you an email!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 06:02 PM (TdMsT)

319 The hospitals will be overrun by entitled and/or stupid people who will cough or sneeze once and decide I HAVE CORONAVIRUS!!!! YOU MUST TREAT ME IMMEDIATELY!!!! as if the hospital is a retail store and they're a demanding customer.
Posted by: JuJuBee


"Settle down Karen. No, you can't talk to my manager. She went home for the day."

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2020 06:02 PM (2GjZZ)

320 Ace,

Thank you for front paging my comment. I now feel very happy I toned it down.

Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 06:02 PM (+0uDE)

321 I hope the President reads the Dem Senators the riot act...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 06:03 PM (5bxa0)

322 263 A quick FYI: The Governor of the State of New Mexico has issued a lockdown effective until April 10th. No travel except to essential destinations (grocery store, pharmacy, etc.) and no gatherings larger than five persons.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 23, 2020 05:54 PM (7s3Gx)
---------------------

Most of may extended family live in Albuquerque. Within that group, I can think of three specific family units that have more than five persons living together (and even potentially "gathering") under one roof.

Land of Entrapment

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 23, 2020 06:03 PM (ch6++)

323 If God is treating her like Jezebel we might be in for a wait.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying Toilet Paper at March 23, 2020 06:02 PM (+dsLj)
------
Who is Jehu, son of Nimshi, then?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 23, 2020 06:03 PM (g8Yc+)

324 PDT's briefing coming up soon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

Do you have a time?

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 23, 2020 06:03 PM (P4Pk9)

325 I don't want Pelosi to get the Wuhan flu, you guyz.



I want her to have a stroke in the middle of one of her annoying press conferences, sh#t herself, and then drop to the floor twitching.

And THEN I want the news clip of that to go viral, spawn a million memes. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2020 06:03 PM (bDqIh)

326 IrishEi- you own a pizza shop?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 06:00 PM (r1kPE)
~~~~~

I wish! Federico's, the family-owned pizza shop in my town, has been in the papers and now on The Five because the owners, Brian and Mike, took out a $50,000 line of credit and told their employees that they would be paying them for the next two months regardless of how bad business gets.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2020 06:04 PM (sGotD)

327 The Democrats are the party of sleaze.

Posted by: Fritz at March 23, 2020 06:04 PM (ATCV4)

328 I just twatted the turd doesn't fall far from the ass.

They can't stop, I'm running out of reasons not to start.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 23, 2020 06:04 PM (8B6Ng)

329 'Christine calls her "a typical Italian grandmother."'

She hides her moustache well...

Posted by: MaDuece at March 23, 2020 06:04 PM (0dmP2)

330 If God is treating her like Jezebel we might be in for a wait.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying Toilet Paper at March 23, 2020 06:02 PM (+dsLj)
-------------

Falls out of window, run over by a chariot, various body parts scattered and eaten by dogs?

I'm okay with that.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 06:04 PM (WEBkv)

331 >>I HAVE CORONAVIRUS!!!! YOU MUST TREAT ME IMMEDIATELY!!!! as if the hospital is a retail store and they're a demanding customer.
Posted by: JuJuBee


"We're sorry. You have been selected to die. Thank you. May I help the next customer?"

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 06:04 PM (qXNVo)

332 I don't want Pelosi to get the Wuhan flu, you guyz.



I want her to have a stroke in the middle of one of her annoying press conferences, sh#t herself, and then drop to the floor twitching.

And THEN I want the news clip of that to go viral, spawn a million memes. . .



Hahahahahaha! That was great! Tell us another joke.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 23, 2020 06:05 PM (HaL55)

333 I wish! Federico's, the family-owned pizza shop in my town, has been in the papers and now on The Five because the owners, Brian and Mike, took out a $50,000 line of credit and told their employees that they would be paying them for the next two months regardless of how bad business gets.

Posted by: IrishEi at March



that is insane

Posted by: not so at March 23, 2020 06:05 PM (HALdu)

334 We need a Milo Minderbinder right about now.

He would be pumping out masks using up all that Egyptian cotton!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2020 06:05 PM (LWu6U)

335 The Democrats are the party of sleaze.


Posted by: Fritz at March 23, 2020 06:04 PM (ATCV4)


That would be a step up for them. They are evil

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 06:05 PM (1nXfw)

336 Ladyl,


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 06:05 PM (d7Ww2)

337 And THEN I want the news clip of that to go viral, spawn a million memes. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2020 06:03 PM (bDqIh)

THEN she gets the Kung Flu? Right?

Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 06:05 PM (32YRo)

338 Christine Pelosi is the child of a pol that Hunter Biden gets to laugh and point at.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2020 06:05 PM (oVJmc)

339 325 I don't want Pelosi to get the Wuhan flu, you guyz.



I want her to have a stroke in the middle of one of her annoying press conferences, sh#t herself, and then drop to the floor twitching.

And THEN I want the news clip of that to go viral, spawn a million memes. . .


If she goes they will not be able to cremate her, it would take weeks to put out the fire

Posted by: Mongo at March 23, 2020 06:06 PM (hrqrN)

340 NC Trump overall approval


52-44

Posted by: Ha at March 23, 2020 06:06 PM (fNWtj)

341 We need a Milo Minderbinder right about now.

He would be pumping out masks using up all that Egyptian cotton!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2020 06:05 PM (LWu6U)
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As long as they're not chocolate-covered.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 23, 2020 06:06 PM (g8Yc+)

342 two links for the press briefing:

C-SPAN
https://preview.tinyurl.com/tuurz5j

The White House
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live

Posted by: m at March 23, 2020 06:06 PM (M5wRT)

343 Anyone that would have cheered for Reagan being shot


Heard on radio playing at work. Hadda leave immediatly almost in tears. A few co-workers laughed. Fuck em all, that dept went south soon after. Some not long after from aids. Muhuhaha.

Posted by: getting mr mellinger's band back together with mr nussbaum at March 23, 2020 06:06 PM (WaH0h)

344 It was the Kung Flu Boogaloo and Little Nandi Pelosi crying Wildflower.... Wildflower!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2020 06:06 PM (1g7ch)

345 PDT's briefing coming up soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 06:00 PM (ptqGC)



Do you have a time?

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 23, 2020 06:03 PM (P4Pk9)


Soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 06:06 PM (ptqGC)

346

I want to see Nancy Pelosi start hacking and gaspin, and then see a little chest burster pop out. The chest burster would be the demon inside her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 06:06 PM (rCwaK)

347 336 Ladyl,


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 06:05 PM (d7Ww2)


He was serious about helping out!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 06:06 PM (TdMsT)

348 You know what's funny? Anvils dropping on unsuspecting heads are funny...I hope God has a sense of humor and hates Dems, too.

Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 06:07 PM (32YRo)

349


Got a good joke I heard. Nancy Pelosi's moron worthless daughter got a train run on her once from the University of Miami football team. They went at her real gangland style and she loved it.

Just a joke though...

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 23, 2020 06:07 PM (lg/F7)

350 Just noticed an article in the DM about how Chinese
Lung Rot patients "across the U.S." are touting the "miracle" drug, the
anti-malarial drug (hydroxycholorquine) that Trump said the other day
may be a 'game changer."



All the so-called experts said Trump was a fool, and he shouldn't be
saying that because the drug is untested and there were just anecdotal
reports from overseas, and there haven't been any definitive trials yet
and the FDA hasn't approved it for uses like this, and yada yada yada.



And yeah, it's just a handful of patients so far that it's been used
in in the U.S., but the point is that it has been effective on those
patients.



Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 23, 2020 06:02 PM (k4dH2)



Hannity had a guy on his radio show who said he felt like he was dying from it and he was given the drug along with other drugs and the next morning felt 100% again. We'll never hear that story in the MFM

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 06:07 PM (1nXfw)

351 348 You know what's funny? Anvils dropping on unsuspecting heads are funny...I hope God has a sense of humor and hates Dems, too.
Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 06:07 PM (32YRo)

meep meep

Posted by: Roy at March 23, 2020 06:07 PM (ABjxW)

352 345 PDT's briefing coming up soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 06:00 PM (ptqGC)



Do you have a time?

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 23, 2020 06:03 PM (P4Pk9)

Soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


#twoweeks?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 06:07 PM (d7Ww2)

353 Pelosi = Traitorous Senile Skank

Enemy of America

Friend of China.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 06:07 PM (EL4ni)

354 We're livin' on Trump time

Posted by: Braeyard at March 23, 2020 06:07 PM (oUnSf)

355 IM GONNA FED POST!!!

Posted by: Corona-kun at March 23, 2020 06:07 PM (A+VfD)

356 A lot of people apparently think that if you're not an ass pirate, you don't know what it feels like to get doinked in the squeak hole. I'm pretty sure everyone with a pulse would recognize that sensation.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, direct fire! at March 23, 2020 06:07 PM (3inwt)

357 Why do I have Justin Trudeau on my screen?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 06:07 PM (WEBkv)

358 If she goes they will not be able to cremate her, it would take weeks to put out the fire
Posted by: Mongo at March 23, 2020 06:06 PM


Nah...enough Patriots and a few kegs? It'll get put out.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2020 06:08 PM (rBtIz)

359 I want her to have a stroke in the middle of one of her annoying press conferences, sh#t herself, and then drop to the floor twitching.

And THEN I want the news clip of that to go viral, spawn a million memes. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23,

Do have any cat fighting videos?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 06:08 PM (C1SGV)

360 The Pelosis demonstrate once again what "good Catholics" they are.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2020 06:08 PM (d6Ksn)

361 The solution for social distancing is clear:

Ladies need to go back to wearing hoop skirts in public.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 23, 2020 06:08 PM (OuZMr)

362 WH press corpse back to sitting every other seat.

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 06:09 PM (l3+k2)

363 357 Why do I have Justin Trudeau on my screen?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 06:07 PM (WEBkv)

It's a side-effect of the coronavirus.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2020 06:09 PM (M5wRT)

364 Barr on stage for the presser....hmmm.

Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 06:09 PM (cF8AT)

365 NC Trump overall approval
52-44

Posted by: Ha at March 23, 2020 06:06 PM (fNWtj

Somewhere in a dark room wrapped tight in a straight jacket - Joe Biden is feeling that crotch kick, right there...

Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 06:09 PM (32YRo)

366 The AG is at this press conference?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 23, 2020 06:09 PM (Wm5SB)

367 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2020 06:09 PM (dLLD6)

368 I never thought of that. Trump is going to have Barr arrest the virus.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 23, 2020 06:09 PM (Lg/Uq)

369 Interesting that Barr is at the coronavirus update presser.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (ExV1e)

370 Bill Barr at the briefing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

371 364 Barr on stage for the presser....hmmm.

I think it's about the alleged violence against Asians

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (5bxa0)

372 333 I wish! Federico's, the family-owned pizza shop in my town, has been in the papers and now on The Five because the owners, Brian and Mike, took out a $50,000 line of credit and told their employees that they would be paying them for the next two months regardless of how bad business gets.

Posted by: IrishEi at March

that is insane
Posted by: not so

Maybe not. If it was near me, I would be ordering their pizza every other night. Sort of like the Chik Fil A buycotts.

Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (+0uDE)

373 The AG is going to discuss price gouging I think.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (xPl2J)

374 Pelosi and Schumer make the inaugural Pinochet flight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (r1kPE)

375 362 WH press corpse back to sitting every other seat.

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 06:09 PM (l3+k2)

One of their kind got the virus.

Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (cF8AT)

376 Barr?

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (ldmQR)

377 It would be ideal if I could just do the test, and send the patient home to wait for the results. Not the case. Would be even better if it didn't take 5-7 days for the result.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (dNzKv)

378 I never thought of that. Trump is going to have Barr arrest the virus.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 23, 2020 06:09 PM (Lg/Uq)
---------------

All the Senate Democrats?

Genius!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (WEBkv)

379 haha! I dont doubt it.
but I have to fly so far under the radar around here it isn't even funny.


it's pretty damn funny though!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (d7Ww2)

380 I've had the non-pleasure of meeting Christine Pelosi. As one might have assumed, she's not a nice person, and her husband (son of director Philip Kaufman) is brow-beaten.

Posted by: ArtGriego at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (7Z5V4)

381 Interesting that Barr is at the coronavirus update presser.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (ExV1e)
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I druther he was indicting people.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (g8Yc+)

382 #207 I'm watching that space with an anti- vaxxer parent right now. She home schools to avoid mandatory Ca. school vaccination.

Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (r757R)

383 Barr.

jeeze, I fear the whole gov. is going to get the death hack if just one person gets past the secret service temp checks (which are mostly useless.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (LWu6U)

384 If Nancy Pelosi fell and broke her hip like 80 year old ladies do, that would be hilarious

Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (ZfRYq)

385
Elton John Goodman is there for this one? curious...

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at March 23, 2020 06:11 PM (DUIap)

386 I really like the lady doc, Blix.

Fauci can crawl up Hillary's cooch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 06:11 PM (ptqGC)

387 I thought Marshal Dillon was going to shoot it.

Posted by: Braeyard at March 23, 2020 06:11 PM (oUnSf)

388
379 haha! I dont doubt it.
but I have to fly so far under the radar around here it isn't even funny.


it's pretty damn funny though!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (d7Ww2)


Nurse--I COMPLETELY understand.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 06:11 PM (TdMsT)

389 Who is Jehu, son of Nimshi, then?

**********

Yo.

Posted by: Barron "Jehu" Trump at March 23, 2020 06:11 PM (+dsLj)

390 Here we go....

Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 06:11 PM (cF8AT)

391 Barr will aggressively go after Econ 101. Much more than the Deep State.

Posted by: SH at March 23, 2020 06:11 PM (sUTds)

392 I think they just gave the two minute warning?

Channel 9 went to commercials to get them out of the way and get paid.

Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 06:11 PM (+0uDE)

393 She's got soft eyes.

Posted by: Braeyard at March 23, 2020 06:11 PM (oUnSf)

394 Barr laughing along with presstitutes.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (M5wRT)

395 Trump's on now.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (Dhht7)

396 Scarf lady.

I often feel she is hiding a goiter. Not today, but on some days she has it wrapped around her neck and it makes me uneasy.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (LWu6U)

397 Several of the press hyenas have tested positive for the Chinese Flu.

*sad*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

398 It's time. Someone will do something.

I don't expect the Chinese virus to be the last of controversies leading up to the election. This feels like its blowing back on the Dems.

Another "controversy" will crop up just before the election.

Bet on it.

Posted by: Dansgirls at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (V25ON)

399 PDT!

Posted by: m at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (M5wRT)

400 I druther he was indicting people.

************

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: #TwoWeeks at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (+dsLj)

401 350 Just noticed an article in the DM about how Chinese
Lung Rot patients "across the U.S." are touting the "miracle" drug, the
anti-malarial drug (hydroxycholorquine) that Trump said the other day
may be a 'game changer."


Medical professionals combine it with a common antibiotic.

It is so common, doctors just call it a "Z-Pak"

Yet, no mention from Progda of the initial success.

Because that is how the Chinese-owned Progda wants fear, not facts.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (EL4ni)

402 You pegged it, AltonJackson.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (r1kPE)

403 TGE looks mad.

Posted by: Is he? at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (/LQkF)

404 Have one n95 mask I'm saving for virus mutation given me by a city worker during fires two years or so ago. MY PRECIOUS

Posted by: getting the violent banned back togetber for senior riotin n shite at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (WaH0h)

405 just give me a temporary emergency doctorin' license. Person comes in with dry cough and fever, I give them the test, they test positive, I give them the hydroxycholorquine and that other drug (I don't have time to learn names, dammit Jim) ... and two days later they are all cured. Doctorin' is easy. Here's your lollypop.


And like Lucy, I'll add in psychological advice for an extra nickel.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (Cus5s)

406 TRUMP

Posted by: Two Weeks From Watching Trump Go Nuclear at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (+dsLj)

407 Seems the Pelosi mob needs rendition with prejudice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (K04g6)

408 what kind of problem ???

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (zr5Kq)

409 POTUS up

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (KxVoZ)

410 Fauci has been disappeared.

Posted by: azalea city at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (WX+x0)

411 Live

Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (+0uDE)

412 Why is the fat assed bagpiper doing there?

Posted by: He's needed? at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (/LQkF)

413 410 Fauci has been disappeared.
Posted by: azalea city at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (WX+x0)


Good.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (TdMsT)

414 Barr is there to say that no reasonable anti-viral drug would take on COVID-19

Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (ZfRYq)

415 410 Fauci has been disappeared.
Posted by: azalea city at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (WX+x0)

4 weeks too late...

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (w+Ped)

416 oh please oh please...indictments...please...

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (ldmQR)

417 See, Benito Fauci WAS getting fired backstage.

He does have to go at some point.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (KxVoZ)

418 >>> 357 Why do I have Justin Trudeau on my screen?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 06:07 PM

You're watching Johnny Quest? He's called Haji in that one.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (l6b3d)

419 I think if you tested everyone in America, half or more would test positive for the virus. Just like every year with whatever crud is going around.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (KZzsI)

420 "The hardship will end soon."
That's a promise he's going to be held to.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (kOpft)

421 She's wearing a tiara.

Posted by: Braeyard at March 23, 2020 06:14 PM (oUnSf)

422
410 Fauci has been disappeared.
Posted by: azalea city at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (WX+x0)


Thank heavens. Tired of that weasel shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2020 06:14 PM (SENHs)

423 Trump will pretend to be too humble ....and then?

I don't know....he won't kill them .....trick them...hell make them buy Made in The USA. He'd say....I don't kill customers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 06:14 PM (C1SGV)

424 Pence is not there.

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 06:14 PM (zr5Kq)

425 After years of threats of banning across the internet, I can finally threaten to kill liberals!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 23, 2020 06:14 PM (j3npP)

426 Of all the people who deserved to get a pair of forceps to the back of the neck, she is the most deserving.

Posted by: Schuler at March 23, 2020 06:14 PM (ySdHR)

427 Hope Trump takes down the dam demonrats

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 06:14 PM (5bxa0)

428 But he does say, the 3 current cases they have at his hospital are
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 23, 2020 05:32 PM (8B6Ng)

Are they on IV drips of electrolytes or ventilators?

Posted by: Gem at March 23, 2020 06:14 PM (65i3Q)

429 Why stop with Fauci?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (r1kPE)

430 "Our country wasn't built to be shut down."
- PDT

Posted by: m at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (M5wRT)

431 "The Virus"

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (l3+k2)

432 Fur fvck sake, Dr. Oz says Wuhan Flu could be on pet fur.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (K04g6)

433 Not surprising. The really sad thing is that liberals think it's not only ok, but their duty to express thoughts like this in public so they can get goody points from their ilk.

One of my instructors at my current school shared his thoughts on Trump by announcing his favorite joke from some asshole celeb - an assassination joke. Man, did he think that was just the best. I had liked him until that class. Now, I just tolerate him. Two more classes to go, I guess.

Posted by: soulpile at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (rwZk1)

434 154 it i could bring Shuma and his shiksa marrying daughter via time machine to Auschwitz id gladly trade them for righteous Jews
Posted by: avi at March 23, 2020 05:31 PM (kSq2k)

Welp I guess the Final Solution threshold has been reached. Btw if that's Amy you're talking about, that fat slob's his cousin.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2020 05:39 PM (y7DUB)

Amy's a goy just like Chuckies daughters wife

Posted by: avi at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (kSq2k)

435 "America is not built to be shut down"

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (kOpft)

436 Fauci can't last forever. He wants us barricaded in our homes till next year.

The Collision has to come. And then he'll run over to CNN and MSNBC to Resistance for all he's worth.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (KxVoZ)

437 >>Elton John Goodman is there for this one? curious...
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at March 23, 2020 06:11 PM (DUIap)

Probably to talk about DOJ's efforts to stop price gouging, is my guess.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (dmYb7)

438 One would thinh the Speaker of the House of Representatives could get a decent fitting set of dentures. Spring for a tube of polygrip or something.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (dNzKv)

439 421 She's wearing a tiara.
Posted by: Braeyard at March 23, 2020 06:14 PM (oUnSf)

heh

Posted by: m at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (M5wRT)

440 "414 Barr is there to say that no reasonable anti-viral drug would take on COVID-19"

Barr also will announce the DOJ's plans to address the most important issue to spring from this virus, nasty tweets about Chinese food.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (puu6v)

441 Pence is there

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (l3+k2)

442 Barr is there to talk about the latest 'Huber Report'.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (xXx5y)

443 "The cure will not be worse than the problem".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (EL4ni)

444 I call it "Assassination Chic". Always comes into vogue when a R is in power.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (uEbPt)

445 Bandannas work as a mask too.

Even better if you use a layer or two of terry cloth underneath.

A scarf covering your nose and mouth will work too.

Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 06:16 PM (+0uDE)

446
Thank heavens. Tired of that weasel shit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2020 06:14 PM (SENHs)
----
Hey!

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2020 06:16 PM (MVjcR)

447 I often feel she is hiding a goiter. Not today, but on some days she has it wrapped around her neck and it makes me uneasy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2020 06:12 PM (LWu6U)

Many older ladies do the scarf thing to hide wrinkled necks. Not me, since I am only 29.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2020 06:16 PM (d6Ksn)

448 New Jersey AG says people who violate stay at home rule face fines and potentially jail time.

https://tinyurl.com/v33j5yx

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2020 06:16 PM (ZLI7S)

449 "Stop with the partisan politics" [and pass the senate bill as is]

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2020 06:16 PM (kOpft)

450 A scarf covering your nose and mouth will work too.

Don't forget the eyes

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 06:16 PM (5bxa0)

451 The fact that the Pelosis don't burst into flame when they enter a church really challenges my Catholic faith.

Posted by: Kensington at March 23, 2020 06:16 PM (kt2AE)

452 America Was Not Built to be Shut Down

A-fvcking-men

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 06:16 PM (KxVoZ)

453 Good, Fauci was an irritating little shit. You can't tell me they could not find another infectious disease doctor better than him.

Posted by: IC at March 23, 2020 06:16 PM (a0IVu)

454 I'd pay real money if he talked about the *visible* enemies in Congress and what they're doing to screw everybody.

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 23, 2020 06:16 PM (ldmQR)

455 New Jersey AG says people who violate stay at home rule face fines and potentially jail time.

*makes jerking off motion*

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2020 06:17 PM (kOpft)

456 I wouldn't read much into who is on the stage at any one press briefing. It has varied.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2020 06:17 PM (M5wRT)

457 410 Fauci has been disappeared.
Posted by: azalea city at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (WX+x0)

Yeah, maybe they did the Pesci on him, ushered him to an empty briefing room just now and his last words were "Oh, fongole!"

Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 06:17 PM (32YRo)

458 Pelosi: "In the middle of the Corona Virus, trump is suing to overturn the ACA"

This suit has been ongoing for years. The only opportunist who uses a crisis for political gain is you, Nancy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 23, 2020 06:17 PM (dNzKv)

459 446
Thank heavens. Tired of that weasel shit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2020 06:14 PM (SENHs)
----
Hey!
Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2020 06:16 PM (MVjcR)


Lulz.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2020 06:17 PM (SENHs)

460 Maybe not. If it was near me, I would be ordering their pizza every other night. Sort of like the Chik Fil A buycotts.
Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (+0uDE)
~~~~~

Lots of people are doing just that.

They've been in town for many years, and most of their employees have been with them for a long time.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2020 06:17 PM (sGotD)

461 potentially jail time.

https://tinyurl.com/v33j5yx
Posted by: JackStraw

unless you're a 20-30 yo black man out breaking into stores and looting them.

then you're fine

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 06:17 PM (d7Ww2)

462 If Nazi Pelosi were to be hung by the neck until dead how long after the end of the drop would her floppy boobs keep flopping.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 23, 2020 06:17 PM (Uu+Jp)

463 448 New Jersey AG says people who violate stay at home rule face fines and potentially jail time.

Unless you're illegal then its all cool.

Posted by: Pliney at March 23, 2020 06:17 PM (nzKWW)

464 Liberal governors are releasing criminals from jails to make room for the real criminals - those that violate their order to not leave their house.

Posted by: SH at March 23, 2020 06:17 PM (sUTds)

465 PDT isn't calling out the D's, yet. He is giving them chance to get things done before he takes the gloves off.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 06:17 PM (WEBkv)

466 "One more presser, Tom? For old times' sake?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 06:18 PM (KxVoZ)

467 Barr there to assure the DOJ has a new training module on COVID-19

Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2020 06:18 PM (ZfRYq)

468 Trump:

And now, AG Barr will drive away the evil Wuflu juju with a bagpipe solo!

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2020 06:18 PM (gmo/4)

469 465 PDT isn't calling out the D's, yet. He is giving them chance to get things done before he takes the gloves off.

Damn... I was hoping for fire and brimstone

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 06:18 PM (5bxa0)

470 447 I often feel she is hiding a goiter.

Kingsman style implant.

Posted by: getting the banned back together so heads ecplode theatrically at March 23, 2020 06:18 PM (WaH0h)

471 Man, I hope some of these people hyperventilate soon and faint so they'll shaddup.

Not youse, thems.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2020 06:18 PM (Bwqq4)

472 New Jersey AG says people who violate stay at home rule face fines and potentially jail time.
https://tinyurl.com/v33j5yx
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2020 06:16 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Come at me, bro!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2020 06:18 PM (sGotD)

473 I hope he's not ill. He has to be stressed out at what the ChiComs and their operatives in the Democrat Party are doing to him and we who voted for him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 23, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)

474 >>Many older ladies do the scarf thing to hide wrinkled necks


She has a lovely collection of scarves. OK, now I sound older than 29. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2020 06:18 PM (bDqIh)

475 I'm very afraid Fauci was a deep-stater given his talking points.

Posted by: Gem at March 23, 2020 06:18 PM (65i3Q)

476 Is there a mask I can wear on my dick head so the virus won't go spelunking down the pp hole.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 06:19 PM (C1SGV)

477 What's Barr doing here? Hmmmm

Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2020 06:19 PM (sGotD)

478
One of my instructors at my current school shared his thoughts on Trump by announcing his favorite joke from some asshole celeb - an assassination joke. Man, did he think that was just the best. I had liked him until that class. Now, I just tolerate him. Two more classes to go, I guess.
Posted by: soulpile at March 23, 2020 06:15 PM (rwZk1)


That joke should reported to the school administration.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 06:19 PM (TdMsT)

479 Young couple with a baby in the apartment at the end of my building just moved in with her parents. His work closed, hers cut back to 12 hours per week. Gal in one of the other buildings, a waitress who normally got by pretty well is one step above zero income as they don't need waitresses for carryout only. The boss is at least dividing hours at the restaurant so everybody gets a few. Meanwhile, Pelosi wants diversity on corporate boards and a bail out for the Post Office. Hope the bitch dies and takes Schumer with her.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 23, 2020 06:19 PM (C1Lsn)

480 I just told my lib Atlanta guy BFF to watch Trump's daily briefing. He's never watched a single one, but he insists Trump isn't doing anything.

He promised me just now he's going to watch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

481 The people accompanying PDT on the stage are having to do a lot of standing up, when the press isn't.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2020 06:19 PM (M5wRT)

482 What's Barr doing here? Hmmmm

Attacks on Asians... That I don't believe are really happening

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 06:19 PM (5bxa0)

483 A few CEOs of NY Investment Banks had a chat with Schumer...explained a thing or two or three ??

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 06:19 PM (zr5Kq)

484 Fauci couldn't stop shitting in the punch bowl.

No one wants that dude at their party.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2020 06:20 PM (SENHs)

485 Trump seems off his game. Long stressful days may be catching up to him. Maybe he will find his stride as the briefing goes on.

Posted by: SH at March 23, 2020 06:20 PM (sUTds)

486 410 Fauci has been disappeared.
Posted by: azalea city at March 23, 2020 06:13 PM (WX+x0)

The same Fauci who said early on the chance of catching the Chinese virus was low, right? And now he wants the entire country shut down?

Yeah, fuck him.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 23, 2020 06:20 PM (W2foY)

487 448 New Jersey AG says people who violate stay at home rule face fines and potentially jail time.

Maybe the "Murph" could just have them shot - if killing people saves lives...

Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 06:20 PM (32YRo)

488 468 Trump:

And now, AG Barr will drive away the evil Wuflu juju with a bagpipe solo!
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2020 06:18 PM (gmo/4)


https://youtu.be/K-Op1Mng4oY

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 23, 2020 06:20 PM (dNzKv)

489 Oh good Snack Barr is there.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 06:20 PM (uEbPt)

490 Thanks for saying that, Ace. I've been hoping somebody would for some time.
I'm sick of the double standard, and equally sick of the faked horror from the Left when someone hands them their own again.

Posted by: Nancy at March 23, 2020 06:20 PM (k+Fa6)

491 What's Barr doing here? Hmmmm
---
Subtle messaging about the whole shouting fire in a crowded theater thing?

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2020 06:20 PM (kOpft)

492 Barr may be there to explain emergency powers etc.

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 06:20 PM (l3+k2)

493 In Japan they can not get masks to the public because the Chinese expats buy them up and ship to China.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2020 06:20 PM (LWu6U)

494 474 >>Many older ladies do the scarf thing to hide wrinkled necks

She has a lovely collection of scarves. OK, now I sound older than 29. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2020 06:18 PM (bDqIh)

No, you're just repeating sentiments you have learned from the previous generations.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2020 06:20 PM (M5wRT)

495 Billy looks unsettled. He hates Trump.
ugonow.

Posted by: azalea city at March 23, 2020 06:20 PM (WX+x0)

496 "475 I'm very afraid Fauci was a deep-stater given his talking points."

Probably. At a minimum Fauci is a career bureaucrat who treats every problem through the prism of helping his department. He's been told the shutdown won't go on much longer. Hell, even Cuomo knows this is about to run its course.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 23, 2020 06:20 PM (puu6v)

497 Come at me, bro!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2020 06:18 PM (sGotD)

Murphy and his fascist henchmen are real scum.

We live in a fvcked-up state.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2020 06:21 PM (dLLD6)

498 I'm still laughing over "Elton John Goodman."

That's perfect.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 23, 2020 06:21 PM (iydjf)

499 NOOD

Posted by: Two Weeks From Watching Trump Go Nuclear at March 23, 2020 06:21 PM (+dsLj)

500 Wow, PDT just said, "Gift from God."

Good for him.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 06:21 PM (WEBkv)

501 Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 23, 2020 06:19 PM (C1Lsn)

I live in a college town. For days, the streets have been filled with rental trucks. All the students going home, their semester in ruins. It's heartbreaking. I guaran-damn-tee they don't give a shit about Pelosi's & Schumer's bullshit additions to the bill.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 06:21 PM (KxVoZ)

502 Read earlier that the reason the number are surprisingly low in Africa is because this drug has ben in common use there to treat malaria.

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 23, 2020 06:21 PM (2GPSc)

503
Murphy and his fascist henchmen are real scum.

We live in a fvcked-up state.

Ha... Try living in CA

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 06:21 PM (5bxa0)

504 Fauci is out? Fauci is out?

Posted by: CNN gabbling in disbelief at March 23, 2020 06:21 PM (+0uDE)

505 Scarf Lady gonna loose it and cough on Trump... live... on TV.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2020 06:22 PM (1g7ch)

506 unless you're a 20-30 yo black man out breaking into stores and looting them.

H8ER! GETTIN MUH LIFE TURNED AROUND!

Posted by: a 20-30 yo black man out breaking into stores and looting them at March 23, 2020 06:22 PM (WaH0h)

507 If PDT resigned tomorrow and Pence the day after and NANCY took the throne, how fast would the wuflu go away?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 06:22 PM (d7Ww2)

508 Maybe not. If it was near me, I would be ordering their pizza every other night. Sort of like the Chik Fil A buycotts.
Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 06:10 PM (+0uDE)



Has Chik Fil A come out with a statement about supporting the LGBTQ comminity in this trying time?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 23, 2020 06:22 PM (dNzKv)

509 nood drug

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2020 06:22 PM (kOpft)

510 Many older ladies do the scarf thing to hide wrinkled necks. Not me, since I am only 29.

Some ladies prefer using scarves to dress up their outfits rather than heavy or flashy jewelry.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 23, 2020 06:22 PM (pPNCa)

511 If Nazi Pelosi were to be hung by the neck until dead how long after the end of the drop would her floppy boobs keep flopping.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 23, 2020 06:17 PM (Uu+Jp)


Blog commandment: no math...or physics.

But since you asked you could consult the fluid dynamics of well aged silicon.....

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 23, 2020 06:22 PM (xXx5y)

512 Ive been in the bathroom enjoying Abigails Akenazi attributes.

Did I miss anything?

Posted by: Regular joe at March 23, 2020 06:22 PM (6/uwW)

513 Doc behind his left shoulder looking a little shaky. I hope she's ok.

Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 06:22 PM (K22Va)

514 President Trump looks and sounds exhausted.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 06:23 PM (TdMsT)

515 Did anyone watch Uncle Joe's "live stream" which was probably recorded. I saw some of it and it looked like they interrupted his nap to make several takes until he got it somewhat right. He looked sleepy and not at all into it with any passion.

Posted by: Colin at March 23, 2020 06:23 PM (XzwKe)

516 VA Gov Coonman announced closing businesses. First comment on the Fairfax web site was that the governor needs to take every step to keep the press from covering the briefings by the lying president from presenting lies to the public

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2020 06:23 PM (BiNEL)

517 Yeah, maybe they did the Pesci on him, ushered him to an empty briefing room just now and his last words were "Oh, fongole!"
Posted by: Boswell ?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 06:23 PM (G546f)

518 Try living in CA

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 06:21 PM (5bxa0)

I did...for 20 years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2020 06:23 PM (dLLD6)

519 President Trump looks and sounds exhausted.

I imagine he is ... and probably furious at the Dems

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 06:23 PM (5bxa0)

520 My friend's an M.D. she said the lungs of COVID19 patients are so inflamed when they put the ventilators on it's like trying to breathe through pudding. She also said test swabs hold 10 times the virus load of influenza swabs.

Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2020 06:23 PM (i1tGd)

521 Those Pelosi responses are fun.
"If Trump makes us go back to work after 15 days, we should have a national strike!"

Posted by: JB at March 23, 2020 06:23 PM (TO8Xm)

522 Murphy and his fascist henchmen are real scum.
We live in a fvcked-up state.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2020 06:21 PM (dLLD6)
~~~~~

Indeed we do.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2020 06:25 PM (sGotD)

523 Data is the plural of anecdote.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 23, 2020 06:25 PM (w+Ped)

524 Make sure you add zinc to the Chloriquine and Z-Pack.

The anti-malarial is used to push zinc into the cells, where it prevents the virus from reproducing. (According to the scientific studies of in vitro cells.)

Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 06:25 PM (+0uDE)

525 Over under on percentage of questions along the lines of "Where's Fauci?": 50.1

Posted by: occam's brassiere at March 23, 2020 06:25 PM (ja/kn)

526 Is there a mask I can wear on my dick head so the virus won't go spelunking down the pp hole.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 06:19 PM (C1SGV)

Sure,
It's called Mary Lou Retton.

Posted by: Lord Humongous at March 23, 2020 06:26 PM (1g7ch)

527 If I remember correctly, at the press conference on the 14th? they said the US was 11 or so days behind Italy, and that was 9 days ago.

Posted by: goodluckduck at March 23, 2020 06:26 PM (V8zw+)

528 Bryx is a rock star at Hershey Medical. Big career in the AIDS virus. More of a Trump supporter than the little doc.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 23, 2020 06:27 PM (E7vND)

529 Bill Barr up.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2020 06:27 PM (M5wRT)

530 So t's been just-over 2-months since the "outbreak". By the CDC's numbers (for what they're worth), there are roughly 34K confirmed cases of Kung Flu in the US. About 45% of them are in one state (New York).

400 total deaths.

400. Or roughly 200/month. In a country of 321 million people.

Aside from NY and perhaps 1-2 other hot spots, this is simply not a panic/lock-down level event.

Posted by: DocJ at March 23, 2020 06:27 PM (DU2N9)

531 Is someone beat the crap out of Cristine Pelosi, Nancy's daughter, they would be right!

Posted by: Johnny Biface at March 23, 2020 06:29 PM (v7uSj)

532 Try living in CA

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 06:21 PM (5bxa0)


I did...for 20 years.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2020 06:23 PM (dLLD6)


Quitter.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 23, 2020 06:31 PM (uM6CE)

533 Nancy Pepsi is a jellyfish. Can't hang jellyfish. Better to use Acme industrial microwaves.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 06:31 PM (C1SGV)

534 The Notorious RBG has tapped into the power of the dark dimension. All of this senseless whining accomplishes nothing until she has been taken out by the proper forces.

Posted by: Fritz at March 23, 2020 06:34 PM (ATCV4)

535 After watching Nancy's pressers, I've sworn off drinking...............for a few days.

Posted by: Boo radley at March 23, 2020 06:34 PM (VlZwl)

536 This is the same fat frump Liberal whore who has drank gallons of alcohol, paid for by taxpayers, while jaunting from one end of the nation to the other (the Left Coast), on taxpayer-funded government small business jets, while in the company of the Pukelosi, the rabid alcoholic deranged but vile piece of Stalinist shit, while the Pukelosi takes her "weekend returns" to the vile village of San Fran Whacko. Yes, that evil spawn of something even more evil.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rats & PNs at March 23, 2020 06:34 PM (Pp1ff)

537 A dog breeder would look at these two Pelosi women and observe that just as the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, if you've got vicious
bitch in the kennel, she's likely to produce at least one vicious bitch in her next litter. He'd look at the two and say, "that's true every time".

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 23, 2020 06:37 PM (NvbIF)

538 Just home from work and haven't sufficiently self-medicated yet.
So to cut through all the irrelevancies, what legal underhanded things can I do that will cause maximum death and despair to democrat voters other than vote for democrat officials? I'm thinking of stuff like promoting the reading of books by sexual freaks to very young democrat children. This will kill the thought and hope for grandchildren. I can think of nothing that will cause more despair in their old age when they can look back at the history of aborted fetuses and sterile children. Won't that make for a great family album?

Revenge supped cold indeed. Is their something just as devastating but a little quicker? (And avoidable by conservative families)

Posted by: FlimFlammed at March 23, 2020 06:45 PM (ZTDnL)

539
what legal underhanded things can I do that will cause maximum death and despair to democrat voters

=========

Direct the homeless to their businesses for free handouts. This can be done by seeding homeless enclaves with notices.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 06:55 PM (G51Gf)

540 We are morphing into A Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 07:00 PM (C1SGV)

541 AKENAZI

Jesus Christ.You fucking guys crack me up.
Hey -- make sure you don't hire any Harvard or Yale grads, OK?That'll teach 'em!

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2020 07:00 PM (8IOEj)

542 Here's the deal bro:
I'm posting this at the bottom, to see who notices.
Some of us are super-spreaders. What that means is that we're positive, but have no symptoms, but we carry the caronavirus and always will.
Now, we could choose to stay in our homes.
Or, in the alternative, we could visit Nancy Pelosi's kids schools. It's not like in this socially connected world we can't figure out where this bitch's kids go to school. And even if we can't figure that out, maybe we just visit all grade schools in San Francisco on the off chance we might meet them.
Now, I'm not suggesting for a moment that this is a course of action people should take. Spreading disease is horrible.
But it's possible. And it's likely untraceable. If you just shoot her Nancy Pelosi's daughters kids, they can maybe, using forensics, track you down. But if you just maybe sneeze on them ...

Posted by: someguy94 at March 23, 2020 07:08 PM (OJ0zz)

543 In lieu of "garbage people", you could just use "trash".

Posted by: Sal at March 23, 2020 07:12 PM (bo8pf)

544 The fact that the Pelosis don't burst into flame when they enter a church really challenges my Catholic faith.
Posted by: Kensington at March 23, 2020 06:16 PM (kt2AE)

Now, now- they get until they die to repent. Then, GAME OVER.

Posted by: Sal at March 23, 2020 07:16 PM (bo8pf)

545 Careful what you wish for, leftists.
You just might get it.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 23, 2020 07:24 PM (jWe5r)

546 Just do a non filtered search for Abigail Shapiro......
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

Them appear to be store-bought. Just sayin'.....

Posted by: TxMarko at March 23, 2020 07:26 PM (+PPey)

547 Nancy's jet, filled with her family and friends, directly into the side of a mountain filled with ravenous hyenas.

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at March 23, 2020 07:38 PM (xZjSg)

548 Thanks for writing this. I was joking with a liberal friend today and he got all butt hurt with me making fun of the liberal media for now agreeing with Romney about Russia. The liberals and their zombie followers really do want to behave like this and their soft minds can't handle it when others do.

Posted by: Draki at March 23, 2020 08:21 PM (HDwJc)

549 I am wishing that she and her perverse family of Satanists are beaten to death. I really am.

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (xZjSg)

550 How about a Helicopter ride over the Pacific that she doesn't return from!!!

Posted by: Bob Dobolina at March 23, 2020 09:32 PM (D2wY0)

551 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q89MLuLSJgk

So are they all, all honorable men.

Posted by: bob at March 24, 2020 11:57 AM (jxKD5)

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