Twitter -- Which Bans Republican Ads, Bans Conservative Users, and Rates Trump's and Only Trunp's Tweets for Accuracy -- Declares That Chinese Communist Party Disinformation About the US Starting the Wuhan Flu Is Fine, Just Fine

But Alex Jones is still banned, yeah?


Coronavirus disinformation spread by senior Chinese government officials does not violate Twitter's terms of service, a spokesperson for the company told The Daily Beast on Monday.

The spokesperson pointed to language on its website, which gives wide latitude to statements from government officials. "Presently," the company says, "direct interactions with fellow public figures, comments on political issues of the day, or foreign policy saber-rattling on economic or military issues are generally not in violation of the Twitter Rules."


According to Twitter, that language applies to recent falsehoods related to the novel coronavirus shared widely by senior Chinese officials, including the top spokesman for the country's ministry of foreign affairs and a number of Beijing’s ambassadors around the world.

Those officials and other Chinese propagandists have sought to spread false rumors that COVID-19, a virus that originated in the Chinese city of Wuhan, may have actually started spreading in the United States--and may even have been created by the United States government.

Meanwhile, the Corporate "Conservative" (actually: Liberal Leaning Libertarian) media class continues to insist that all leftwing media monopolies can squelch whatever speech they like and blackball any conservatives they want because That's Just the (Neo) American Way.

Posted by: Ace at 03:26 PM




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1 What, meep worry?

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 03:26 PM (jvCdG)

2
not meep

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 03:26 PM (G51Gf)

3 "Ab" Hoo??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 23, 2020 03:27 PM (TQ/zJ)

4
"the Chinese Communist Government's Deliberate Misinformation Campaign Ab"


Was the rest of that censored?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 03:27 PM (G51Gf)

5 Ab Wong??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 23, 2020 03:27 PM (TQ/zJ)

6
Ace fall asleep writing the title?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 03:27 PM (PMDgy)

7 Is the headline unfinished? Or did I finally have a rage stroke.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 03:27 PM (Ez6QX)

8 Ab Normal??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 23, 2020 03:27 PM (TQ/zJ)

9
remember Suzanne Sommers AB BLASTER?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 03:27 PM (PMDgy)

10 It started with little lefty Hitlers on tiny forums.

Now Twitter is the bellwether for what the Left intends for the entire internet.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 03:28 PM (jvCdG)

11 Well I'm group O+ so I've got nothing to worry about.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2020 03:28 PM (t+qrx)

12 I have concluded that SMOD lackss the juice to get things done. I'm switching to SPOD (sweet planetoid of death).

Posted by: pep at March 23, 2020 03:28 PM (T6t7i)

13 About the U.S. government creating and spreading Wuhan Flu.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 23, 2020 03:28 PM (TQ/zJ)

14 They're not common carriers, so, no free speech protections.

Sue them in court for billions.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 03:28 PM (WEBkv)

15 Ace has 6-pack Abs

Posted by: stumck at March 23, 2020 03:28 PM (w9Wax)

16 I can't believe Twitter hasn't died already.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2020 03:28 PM (vEIlU)

17

Not only that, but twitter and youtube are censoring "wuhan flu" and "chinese virus."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 03:28 PM (PMDgy)

18 Typical.

Posted by: soulpile at March 23, 2020 03:28 PM (rwZk1)

19 Fuck these traitorous enemies of all real Americans.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 03:29 PM (EL4ni)

20
I'm kind of shocked they have not banned me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2020 03:29 PM (pS94+)

21 Ok, if a Japanese company in 1942 was lying about Pearl Harbor based out of facilities based in the US what would the President have done?

Why doesn't Trump handle Twitter, and the whole FNM, that way now?

China just hit us with bio-terrorism whether they created the virus or just "didn't let a crises go to waste".


Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2020 03:29 PM (WdocV)

22 "Presently," the company says, "direct interactions with fellow public figures, comments on political issues of the day...are generally not in violation of the Twitter Rules."

So, Twitter is totes cool with me posting that "transgender" is a mental illness? Good to know.

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 23, 2020 03:29 PM (3ZVnS)

23 Translation: We do not want to anger our ideological comrades in Beijing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 23, 2020 03:29 PM (VCMZN)

24 "I meep, therefore I am"?

Posted by: gdgm+ at March 23, 2020 03:29 PM (ExnWy)

25 Stalin would be proud of having a tool like Twitter.

Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 03:30 PM (+0uDE)

26 So who is getting the class action lawsuit ready for China? This is finally one I want to sign on to.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2020 03:30 PM (WdocV)

27 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

28 Curse the darkness or plug in a LED ...

Posted by: Adriane the Philosophy Critic ... at March 23, 2020 03:30 PM (LPnfS)

29 I'm kind of shocked they have not banned me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2020 03:29 PM (pS94+)

they must be worried about the backlash

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2020 03:30 PM (rpxSz)

30 China needs to be permanently ejected from the World Stage.

Posted by: Allie at March 23, 2020 03:31 PM (vmRc0)

31 "Alas, poor Yorrick, I meeped him well."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 23, 2020 03:31 PM (SgjGX)

32 25 Goebbels too

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 03:31 PM (ZCEU2)

33

Between the silencing of skeptical articles on other sites and the pushing of outright propaganda of a declared adversary in Twitter, to the withholding of relief to secure ideological goals in the middle of an economy-crippling pandemic, it sure as FUCK seems like the Left wants to get this party started with hot lead.

I'll stop posting now.

Posted by: imp at March 23, 2020 03:31 PM (SFOr6)

34 So who is getting the class action lawsuit ready for China? This is finally one I want to sign on to.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2020 03:30 PM (WdocV)
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I don't care about China.

I want Twitter, ABCCBSFNCABC and Facebook sued for billions.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 03:31 PM (WEBkv)

35 The conservative case for propagating Chinese Communist Propaganda.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

36
I can't believe Twitter hasn't died already.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

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Ironically, Trump is keeping it healthy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 03:31 PM (G51Gf)

37 Not letting this willowed
His exalted highness Emperor Wolf has declared marshmallow Peeps can continue production, and seems his wish of closing firearm dealers isn't working totally as King Shooters Supply in KoP says its open but may not have anything to sell as they got cleaned out of merchandise.

Damn Leftists are fantastic gun sellers.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 03:29 PM

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 03:31 PM (ZCEU2)

38 Any of you still on Twitter just lost your last excuse to stay.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2020 03:31 PM (VpIIl)

39 Stalin would be proud of having a tool like Twitter.
Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 03:30 PM (+0uDE)

No, he would be suspicious of the twitter execs and would surely have put them all up against a wall

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2020 03:32 PM (nRk/c)

40 The Conservative Case For Just Ignoring Blatant Hypocrisy So As Not To Mess Up Twitter's Chances of Expanding Into the Chinese Market

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 23, 2020 03:32 PM (dYe5S)

41 The last 24 hours make me want to sign up for a militia and get Civil War II over with already. The Dems holding us hostage to get mail in ballot fraud and diverse corporate boards during a freaking pandemic-- what do we have in common with any of these bastards???

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 23, 2020 03:32 PM (plpo6)

42 Willowed
Patty Fucking Murray. Dumber than most American dogs.

Will she eat her own poop if you pour syrup on it?

Posted by: getting the banned back together at March 23, 2020 03:32 PM (zhdjM)

43 Someone should ask Jack Dorsey how that little Chinese taint tastes.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2020 03:32 PM (VpIIl)

44 Twitter Rule #1984:

All animals are equal; Chinese government animals are more equal than others.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 03:32 PM (hku12)

45 Surprised The Daily Beast criticized them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2020 03:33 PM (aKsyK)

46 Twitter is as much of a Leftist propaganda machine as the media

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 03:33 PM (ZCEU2)

47 New Monmouth University poll is out.
Trump overall approval at 48%
His approve/disapprove for handling of Coronavirus is 50/45

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 23, 2020 03:33 PM (xPl2J)

48 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a meep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 03:33 PM (d7Ww2)

49 So we are not out of meeps yet?

Posted by: FrodoB, because at March 23, 2020 03:33 PM (gmSu9)

50 Patty Fucking Murray. Dumber than most American dogs.

Will she eat her own poop if you pour syrup on it?


What flavor is the syrup?

Posted by: Patty Murray at March 23, 2020 03:33 PM (iys0/)

51 Twatter and Assbook are both evil entities owned and managed by evil people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2020 03:33 PM (miJU3)

52 If sucking Red Chinese dick is the vaccine for Wuhan Flu, the MFM have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 23, 2020 03:33 PM (TQ/zJ)

53 Last time I saw a lying Chinese mouth like that it had a hook in it.



Caddyshack is on AMC right now.


How would you like to earn 2 rolls of TP the hard way?



Posted by: Al Czervik at March 23, 2020 03:33 PM (ufFY8)

54 Doesn't China pay for a lot of Twitter's operating costs? I thought Twitter was bleeding money for years.

China probably pays for CNN and the New York Times as well.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2020 03:33 PM (E+OcO)

55 The Workers must control the meeps of production!

Posted by: zombie karl marx at March 23, 2020 03:34 PM (TQ/zJ)

56 Oh, and close the fucking markets down. I'm tired of watching my retirement get pissed away because these whiny bitches can't handle anything.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

57


They don't even have Twitter in China!!!

WT Actual FUCK

Posted by: imp at March 23, 2020 03:34 PM (SFOr6)

58 I think they have every Wuhan Flu infected person visiting Biden and letting him sniff their hair. He's a dead man.

Posted by: WOPR at March 23, 2020 03:34 PM (SSXIz)

59 47 New Monmouth University poll is out.
Trump overall approval at 48%
His approve/disapprove for handling of Coronavirus is 50/45
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 23, 2020 03:33 PM (xPl2J)

===========

Prediction:

When it becomes obvious that their attacks aren't working to bring down Trump, the COVID nonsense will begin to fade in favor of the next silver bullet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 03:34 PM (zZbCU)

60
No, he would be suspicious of the twitter execs and would surely have put them all up against a wall
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2020 03:32 PM (nRk/c)







Don't tease.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2020 03:35 PM (EGyGV)

61 The Twitter "trending" bar has been chock-full of A-B Testing anti-Trump sloganeering for the past week and a half at least.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at March 23, 2020 03:35 PM (q6jjE)

62 New Monmouth University poll is out.
Trump overall approval at 48%
His approve/disapprove for handling of Coronavirus is 50/45





Posted by: Mark1971 at March 23, 2020 03:33 PM

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And that is with the constant 24/7 media push of "WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE" because Trump is a liar and is incompetent.


It's really somewhere around 60%.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2020 03:35 PM (JUOKG)

63 I know the Right to Lifers have an excellent reason to feel sold out by the GOPe liars but just because Mike DeRINO has their back doesn't excuse every fucking other thing he's done to destroy businesses in the state.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2020 03:35 PM (y7DUB)

64 They don't even have Twitter in China!!!

WT Actual FUCK
Posted by: imp at March 23, 2020 03:34 PM (SFOr6)


You don't need covert propaganda if you've already got boots on necks.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2020 03:35 PM (t+qrx)

65 41 The last 24 hours make me want to sign up for a militia and get Civil War II over with already. The Dems holding us hostage to get mail in ballot fraud and diverse corporate boards during a freaking pandemic-- what do we have in common with any of these bastards???
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 23, 2020 03:32 PM (plpo6)

It's all such fucking bullshit, and the media is going to spin this and cover the Dems asses like they always do. I am beyond pissed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 03:36 PM (zPWJo)

66
China needs to be permanently ejected from the World Stage.
Posted by: Allie

=======

Make the Wall Great Again

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 03:36 PM (G51Gf)

67 62 And that is with the constant 24/7 media push of "WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE" because Trump is a liar and is incompetent.


It's really somewhere around 60%.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2020 03:35 PM (JUOKG)

===========

Imagine an America with a balanced media. Where WaPo was as far to the right as the NYT is to the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 03:36 PM (zZbCU)

68 Doesn't China pay for a lot of Twitter's operating costs? I thought Twitter was bleeding money for years.

China probably pays for CNN and the New York Times as well.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2020 03:33 PM (E+OcO)


I think that has to be our basic operating assumption, that it has been the case for some time now that these mega-media outlets are wholly controlled by foreign entities, Chinese, Saudi, Iranian, and Soros*.


*Yes, Soros should be considered a foreign entity at this point.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 03:36 PM (hku12)

69 Are they just stupid or is all in the only strategy they have left in the #OrangeManBad wars?

Posted by: DaveA at March 23, 2020 03:36 PM (FhXTo)

70
I only regret that I have but one meep to lose for my country.

Posted by: Zombie Nathan Hale at March 23, 2020 03:36 PM (EGyGV)

71 For the Nth time: the twatters has lots of good and interesting (and funny) people who are well worth reading - it's just one outlet for people who also have blogs, or otherwise would have blogs, or who publish in other media.

Haven't spent 2 minutes, in several years, reading "replies" from the cretinous unwashed to intelligent analysis or factoid transmission on the twatters.

There are a small number of people worth reading. Even *they* are sometimes fairly idiotic on certain topics - so can be ignored on those.

ace understandably and rightly uses much twatters-idiocy as grist for his mill here. But that's a small sampling, of both the idiotic, and the reasonable, to be found there.

You may now resume wildly universal generalizations.

(note: this is a completely different topic than the message-control ace is writing about here, which is a yuuuge problem, if the fish-or-fowl, publisher-or-platform, issue is never resolved)

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 03:37 PM (El6T/)

72 Heh,

so oldest ratched was home sick for the last four days. He missed three days of work. "Stay home when you're sick," I told him. You need to be well for 24 hours before you go back.

He goes back to work. They say he needs a medical clearance to return. He goes to a walk in clinic. They won'[t clear him until he gets tested. He goes to the testing place. They won't test him because he doesn't have symptoms.

He can't go to our primary care, because they are too fucking swamped with REAL SICK people to be seeing people who ARE NOT SICK.

can anyone say Catch-22?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 03:37 PM (d7Ww2)

73 62 New Monmouth University poll is out.
Trump overall approval at 48%
His approve/disapprove for handling of Coronavirus is 50/45





Posted by: Mark1971 at March 23, 2020 03:33 PM



don't believe it

what, did they like poll just Americans ?

BS

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2020 03:37 PM (rpxSz)

74 Not only that, but twitter and youtube are censoring "wuhan flu" and "chinese virus."
Posted by: Soothsayer


Up next: Italian food & Irish Whiskey.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2020 03:37 PM (2GjZZ)

75 One bit of good news in this.

Since Illinois locked down, there was only one killing and 13 wounded in Chicago over the weekend, according to HeyJackAss!

Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 03:37 PM (+0uDE)

76 >>Imagine an America with a balanced media.

Imagine all the people living for today.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2020 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)

77 Concepts in history

Dirk: What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 03:37 PM (A2RfV)

78 Yep, time for me to check out for the day. Lurking mostly anyway. But I just can't take another thing. My blood is past the boiling point on so many fronts and toward so many vile people. I've had it. I need to social distance from all forms of social media. Everything is toxic. At least, it's having that effect on me. Hope you all are faring better. I'm calling it a day.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 23, 2020 03:38 PM (JoUsr)

79 70


I only regret that I have but one meep to lose for my country.

Posted by: Zombie Nathan Hale at March 23, 2020 03:36 PM (EGyGV)

Ich bin ein meeper.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 23, 2020 03:38 PM (ufFY8)

80 Good to know that the Reds can suppress info and spread propaganda outside their borders.

I mean, we had our own Reds doing it first, but now they don't need the puppets anymore.

Out: manchurian candidate.

In: Manchurain fourth estate/fifth column

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 03:38 PM (hr5kG)

81 74 Not only that, but twitter and youtube are censoring "wuhan flu" and "chinese virus."
Posted by: Soothsayer


Up next: Italian food & Irish Whiskey.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2020 03:37 PM (2GjZZ)

===========

Those accounts dedicated to Scotch are gonna lose their revenue streams.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 03:38 PM (zZbCU)

82 I was approached by the founders of Twitter as a potential partner back when it had not yet been launched. They were looking for tech talent.
I laughed at the absurdity of people sending messages on what were basically data scraps on the national cell phone service.

Yeah, so I really missed that boat by a million miles.

But despite that, I still just do not get it.
Why would any self assured intelligent adult give a rat turds damn what snotty nose brats and idle minded sycophants think?

I just can't grock that shit.


Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 23, 2020 03:38 PM (af5xa)

83 Ace has 6-pack Abs

Posted by: stumck at March 23, 2020 03:28 PM (w9Wax)


Huh, I've never had that. Is Abs like an IPA?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 23, 2020 03:38 PM (8B6Ng)

84 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 03:37 PM (d7Ww2)

Oh FFS

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 03:39 PM (zPWJo)

85
China just hit us with bio-terrorism whether they created the virus or just "didn't let a crises go to waste".


Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2020 03:29 PM (WdocV)


It's a virus originating from China (like so many other diseases from there), nothing more.

The crisis came from the globalists that saw their empire crumbling. That includes communists/leftists, dems, and GOPe.

Posted by: Sooner at March 23, 2020 03:39 PM (Fs5vw)

86 #69: Yes, all-in is the only strategy they have, and they keep going over the top until they move Biden's paste pot into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 23, 2020 03:39 PM (VCMZN)

87
I only regret that I have but one meep to lose for my country.

Posted by: Zombie Nathan Hale at March 23, 2020 03:36 PM (EGyGV)

Ich bin ein meeper.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 23, 2020 03:38 PM (ufFY








*signs death list*

No meep, no problem.

Posted by: Zombie Joseph Stalin at March 23, 2020 03:39 PM (EGyGV)

88 We should not need it, but

We need a Federal Law that says if you are going to do business in America, you have to follow the Bill of Rights.

Period.

The Founders thought our Rights were so important that they stopped the Fed Gov from infringing on them, yet somehow Companies get too?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 03:39 PM (NgKpN)

89 We are in a pandemic. Shelter in place. Cancel the election in November. It's serious guys. Do it for the children.

Posted by: NCKate at March 23, 2020 03:39 PM (XfMJE)

90 I'm old enough to remember when $100K in Facebook ads by Russia was the biggest scandal in US history.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2020 03:39 PM (ZLI7S)

91
Are they just stupid or is all in the only strategy they have left in the #OrangeManBad wars?

--
There should be an 'and' in there someplace

Posted by: FrodoB, because at March 23, 2020 03:39 PM (gmSu9)

92 61 The Twitter "trending" bar has been chock-full of A-B Testing anti-Trump sloganeering for the past week and a half at least.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at March 23, 2020 03:35 PM (q6jjE)

For me it's all tags bashing Pelosi and Democrats, somehow.

Posted by: Allie at March 23, 2020 03:40 PM (vmRc0)

93 The average, non-political "man on the street" is pissed about China right now. I would say it's at Rocky IV USSR levels of hate.

This is now Trump's strongest card to play in the election.

Posted by: Blago at March 23, 2020 03:40 PM (sjTfF)

94 Stalin would be proud of having a tool like Twitter.
Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 03:30 PM (+0uDE)

No, he would be suspicious of the twitter execs and would surely have put them all up against a wall
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2020 03:32 PM (nRk/c)

I rate this as true

Posted by: Laventra Beria at March 23, 2020 03:40 PM (CqE5x)

95 I only regret that I have but one meep to lose for my country.

Posted by: Zombie Nathan Hale at March 23, 2020 03:36 PM (EGyGV)

Ich bin ein meeper.

Posted by: Zombie JFK


Je suis meeper!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2020 03:40 PM (2GjZZ)

96 ace understandably and rightly uses much twatters-idiocy as grist for his mill here. But that's a small sampling, of both the idiotic, and the reasonable, to be found there.

You may now resume wildly universal generalizations.

(note: this is a completely different topic than the message-control ace is writing about here, which is a yuuuge problem, if the fish-or-fowl, publisher-or-platform, issue is never resolved)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 03:37 PM (El6T/)


Disagree. Sometimes the cancer is so far advance, you have to pull the plug on the whole patient.

Especially this one, where the trend is going in the direction opposite of your premise, that there are still good things happening there.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 03:40 PM (hku12)

97 We'll have to start saying, "The virus that originated in China."

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 03:40 PM (l3+k2)

98 Oh FFS
Posted by: Jordan61

MEEP MEEP MOTHERFUCKING HAMPSTERFUCKERS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 03:40 PM (d7Ww2)

99
Funny how the Democrats and the chinkcoms will come out of this as winners.

War.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 03:40 PM (PMDgy)

100 China needs to be permanently ejected from the World Stage.


---

Step 1: UN Security Council: They go or we go.

Either way is a win for us.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2020 03:40 PM (kOpft)

101 "No meep today. Meep tomorrow. There's always a meep tomorrow."

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 23, 2020 03:41 PM (lY4np)

102 83 Ace has 6-pack Abs

Posted by: stumck at March 23, 2020 03:28 PM (w9Wax)


Depends come in 6 packs ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2020 03:41 PM (rpxSz)

103 What's maddening about all this is Biden still has a shot to win; we live in stupid times and are represented by self service parasites.

Posted by: stourma at March 23, 2020 03:41 PM (cgMvz)

104 It's a fucking war and America is losing.

Democrats and the Democrat propaganda machine are doing their best to support the Chinese government position.

Call it what it is.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 03:41 PM (EL4ni)

105 We are in a pandemic. Shelter in place. Cancel the election in November. It's serious guys. Do it for the children.
Posted by: NCKate


And that right there guarantees it being reclassified and nothing more than the common cold.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2020 03:41 PM (2GjZZ)

106 OT:

I was watching one of the the handful of Youtube channels that I watch (Patrick H. Willems), and his video about the Paddington movies and why they're great (he's 100% right about them, they're wonderful).

Anyway, he's a young guy who lives in NYC, so of course he's a progressive, but he almost never talks politics so it's easy to forget. Anyway, at the end of his Paddington review he went a little political saying that copies of the movie should go to every American and British politician to teach them the values of immigrants.

Yes, Paddington, the polite, endlessly cheerful bear who loves British culture is the perfect analogy for Guatemalans who are coming to America waving their own flags, refusing to learn English, and dreaming of turning America in Guatemala.

Sometimes, it pays to stay in your lane.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (zZbCU)

107 100 China needs to be permanently ejected from the World Stage.


---

Step 1: UN Security Council: They go or we go.

Either way is a win for us.
Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2020 03:40 PM (kOpft)

...

If we stay, it's harder to kick the UN out of New York entirely.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (hr5kG)

108 Our Dem Governor announced via Twitter this morning that he is issuing a shelter in place order for the whole state of WI. Details to follow at a 1330 press conf.


So the 1330 press conf happens. Details like when the order starts? Nope. What businesses are essential? Don't know. "The order will be issued tomorrow." Soooooooo, do we go to work tomorrow or no? The incompetence is astounding.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (sjdRT)

109 I see your meep and raise you 10 meeps.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (d7Ww2)

110 "No meep today. Meep tomorrow. There's always a meep tomorrow."

Maņana meep.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (SchxB)

111
72 Heh,

so oldest ratched was home sick for the last four days. He missed three days of work. "Stay home when you're sick," I told him. You need to be well for 24 hours before you go back.

He goes back to work. They say he needs a medical clearance to return. He goes to a walk in clinic. They won'[t clear him until he gets tested. He goes to the testing place. They won't test him because he doesn't have symptoms.

He can't go to our primary care, because they are too fucking swamped with REAL SICK people to be seeing people who ARE NOT SICK.

can anyone say Catch-22?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 03:37 PM (d7Ww2)

Does he have any paperwork from any of them?

Just give the paperwork to his employer. They are just looking for something to cover their asses.

Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (+0uDE)

112 OK, this whole thing confuses me.

Twitter is BLOCKED in China.

Yet Chinese Officials are using it, to spread Propaganda?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (NgKpN)

113 What's maddening about all this is Biden still has a shot to win

Joe Biden will not be the nominee.

It appears Cuomo is winning the audition from among the governors.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (Boy/L)

114 I wonder if the DOJ can charge the entire DNCMedia Complex for "Colluding with China" to influence an election?
We've learned just recently that there doesn't need to be an explicit quid pro quo to be charged for that crime.
If Barr wants/gets the power to hold people in jail indefinitely during this national emergency, I suggest he start with everybody who works for the NY Times, WaPo-Bezos Blog, CNN, NBC, ABC CBS.And also Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Overnight Observation at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (cELrS)

115 Actually Rich Zeoli 1210am Phila said a few months ago crashing the the economy was the best chance for the Democrats to pull the rug fromunder President Trump.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (ZCEU2)

116 I don't care about China.

I want Twitter, ABCCBSFNCABC and Facebook sued for billions.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 23, 2020 03:31 PM (WEBkv)
+++++++++++++++
Won't happen. I have been giving this some thought, though, and I have an idea that might be possible. It might not help much, but I think it would help some.

Forbid foreign ownership interest in any news organization that does business in the United States. None, at all. No investment, no ownership stake, no funding. Any new organization found to be receiving foreign capital is shuttered. Only US citizens can have ownership interest. If a company has an ownership interest (e.g., Disney owns ABC), the company with that ownership interest must not have any foreign investment. Any news outfit with foreign support has to loudly and boldly proclaim as such at the top and bottom of every article and before and after each commercial break and at the beginning and end of a program.

This would end a lot of the media companies that depend on foreign money but it would also force out foreign influence and improve independence.

This may all be stupid, I dunno. I have just been trying to think of something that can be done and might help.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (e/H31)

117 Stalin would be proud of having a tool like Twitter.
Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 03:30 PM (+0uDE)

No, he would be suspicious of the twitter execs and would surely have put them all up against a wall
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2020 03:32 PM (nRk/c)

I rate this as true
Posted by: Laventra Beria at March 23, 2020 03:40 PM (CqE5x)


Sure, everyone eventually ends up against the wall... including (figuratively speaking) Stalin himself.

Until then though, the faithful servants serve the evil state.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 03:43 PM (hku12)

118 what does the fox say?

meep meep meep meep meep meep
meep meep meep meep meep meep
meep meep meep meep meep meep
meep meep meep meep meep meep

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 03:43 PM (d7Ww2)

119

If this happened during obama, all we'd be hearing right now is pom-poms and cheerleading from Fake News, repeating the stupid phrase AMERICA STRONG!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 03:43 PM (PMDgy)

120 It's a virus originating from China (like so many other diseases from there), nothing more. The crisis came from the globalists that saw their empire crumbling. That includes communists/leftists, dems, and GOPe.
Posted by: Sooner at March 23, 2020 03:39 PM (Fs5vw)


I believe that.

I could have been easily convinced that this was something escaped from a weapons lab - early on. But honestly - this thing sucks as a weapon. It's just another friggin' bug from them, cut loose over here largely because we refuse to treat them - or anyone else - as an enemy.

We're doing all the damage to ourselves. I wouldn't waste time, if I was ISIS, fucking around with researching bio-weapons. The real way to take us down is through panic. Turns out - it's very damn easy.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 03:43 PM (rUpwv)

121 Bid n's people are hoping everyone forgets about him probably.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 03:43 PM (ZCEU2)

122 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 03:37 PM (d7Ww2)

Have him go back to the testing place with 'symptoms' .

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 23, 2020 03:44 PM (5IbVn)

123
It would be America Strong this, and America Strong that.

Where's "America Strong??"

Why hasn't that phrase been introduced? Hmmm...

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 03:44 PM (PMDgy)

124 121 Bid n's people are hoping everyone forgets about him probably.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 03:43 PM (ZCEU2)

=========

This could end up being the cheapest presidential campaign ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 03:44 PM (zZbCU)

125 Depends come in 6 packs ??

Can I cut eyeholes and wear over my head like a mask?

Radio traffic in SoCal just reported a fwy stopped, truck carrying medical masks dumped a load, people in cars stopped.on fwy picking up masks.
Not kidding.

Posted by: getting the banned at March 23, 2020 03:44 PM (h/b33)

126 OK, this whole thing confuses me.

Twitter is BLOCKED in China.

Yet Chinese Officials are using it, to spread Propaganda?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (NgKpN)


They weren't getting the New York Times in Russia during the 30s either.

It wasn't for them. The propaganda war was being fought here. Then as now.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 03:44 PM (hku12)

127 I'm wondering long Shumer can hold out playing these games.

Of the 42,000 covid cases in the US, 20,000 of them are in NY. They have more than any other state by an order of magnitude.

Also half of the US deaths are in NY.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 23, 2020 03:44 PM (PHotS)

128
We shall meep in France, we shall meep on the seas and oceans, we shall meep with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall meep on the beaches, we shall meep on the landing grounds, we shall meep in the fields and in the streets, we shall meep in the hills; we shall never surrender

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 03:44 PM (7rVsF)

129
Actually Rich Zeoli 1210am Phila said a few months ago crashing the the
economy was the best chance for the Democrats to pull the rug fromunder
President Trump.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (ZCEU2)


This is all this is about. So they can hang the recession and market crash on Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 03:44 PM (SpbMr)

130 BUT BUT BUT BUT Paul Singer bought a majority of Twitter & he has become a PDT BIG TIME FAN

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 23, 2020 03:45 PM (N54ux)

131 I just emailed the White House imploring Trump not to sign their bill but to go public with everything in it and shame them.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 23, 2020 03:45 PM (H8QX8)

132 twitter is a sewer

Posted by: USA at March 23, 2020 03:45 PM (lE2nd)

133 Back to the salt mines.....

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 03:45 PM (hku12)

134 ...insist that all leftwing media monopolies can squelch whatever speech they like and blackball any conservatives they want because That's Just the (Neo) American Way.


Payback is going to be a bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 03:45 PM (axyOa)

135
This could end up being the cheapest presidential campaign ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 03:44 PM (zZbCU)


Bloomberg is injecting more money into this shit.

He's spent $900 million, I read somewhere earlier today.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

136 And don't call me "Shirley"!

Posted by: zombie stalin at March 23, 2020 03:45 PM (TQ/zJ)

137 88 We should not need it, but

We need a Federal Law that says if you are going to do business in America, you have to follow the Bill of Rights.

Period.

The Founders thought our Rights were so important that they stopped the Fed Gov from infringing on them, yet somehow Companies get too?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 03:39 PM (NgKpN

Could this become a Constitutional amendment?

Then let's get on it!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 03:45 PM (EL4ni)

138 Jack, thought I saw, in the festivities surrounding the DOJ's abandonment of the always-laughable Concord/Russian bots case (a venture of the Mueller debacle) that the actual Farcebook ad buy was much, much smaller than $100K. And wasn't some of it *after* the election?

Of course the humiliating retreat by DOJ took place during the virus brouhaha, so received even less attention than the "press" would have allowed it under prior conditions.

When Lindsey's done with his "on the one hand, and on the other" mumbling about the greatest partisan vandalism incident in generations, maybe he can consider investigating the scandalous and lawless Mueller outrage, from its illegitimate origins to its absurd rampage.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 03:45 PM (El6T/)

139 Sooth- Rush played clips a few weeks ago the cheerleaders of the media praising Jug Ears for his actions after 1,000 people died of the Swine flu.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 03:46 PM (ZCEU2)

140 Actually Rich Zeoli 1210am Phila said a few months ago crashing the the
economy was the best chance for the Democrats to pull the rug fromunder
President Trump.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (ZCEU2)


This is all this is about. So they can hang the recession and market crash on Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 03:44 PM (SpbMr)
*********
& PDT & team were completely blindsided by this right

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 23, 2020 03:46 PM (N54ux)

141 I'm wondering long Shumer can hold out playing these games.

Of the 42,000 covid cases in the US, 20,000 of them are in NY. They have more than any other state by an order of magnitude.

McConnell should call his bluff. Recess the Senate and go home

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2020 03:46 PM (nRk/c)

142 118
what does the fox say?



meep meep meep meep meep meep

meep meep meep meep meep meep

meep meep meep meep meep meep

meep meep meep meep meep meep



Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 03:43 PM (d7Ww2)

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/aeV2aervI1Y

(Leo Moracchioli version.)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2020 03:46 PM (ufFY8)

143 If this happened during obama, all we'd be hearing
right now is pom-poms and cheerleading from Fake News, repeating the
stupid phrase AMERICA STRONG!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 03:43 PM (PMDgy)


They barely reported a single thing during H1N1. Hell, Dr. Fauci at the time said to keep sending kids to school (kids were getting it), keep every single thing open.


He's a Deep State Hillary-loving tool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

144 Other day saw Bloomy gave all his money unspent to the DNC

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 03:46 PM (ZCEU2)

145 108 Our Dem Governor announced via Twitter this morning that he is issuing a shelter in place order for the whole state of WI. Details to follow at a 1330 press conf.


So the 1330 press conf happens. Details like when the order starts? Nope. What businesses are essential? Don't know. "The order will be issued tomorrow." Soooooooo, do we go to work tomorrow or no? The incompetence is astounding.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (sjdRT)

---

Isn't Evers the former head of some Wisconsin Government Education bureau?
Didn't he also run against Walker primarily on the issue that Wisconsin education was all f---ed up?
Didn't he also win?

Congratulations Wisconsin, you voted for it.

Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 03:47 PM (+0uDE)

146 https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/
1242159821731790849

Let's hope that this holds true for others across the board. This would be a major breakthrough in the fight against the Wuhan Coronavirus.

Florida coronavirus patient lives on thanks to Trump-backed drug


NYPOST: Florida man with coronavirus says drug touted by Trump saved his life

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 03:47 PM (G546f)

147 Per the Daily Wire: "REPORT: Biden Campaign Retooling, Facing Lack of Resources and Money, and Late-Stage Dementia, But Mostly Late-Stage Dementia."

I may have added that last part, but if it keeps Sanders competitive and screws with the Dem primary, I'm in favor of it.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 23, 2020 03:47 PM (lY4np)

148 Our Dem Governor announced via Twitter this morning that he is issuing a
shelter in place order for the whole state of WI. Details to follow at a
1330 press conf.


So the 1330 press conf happens. Details
like when the order starts? Nope. What businesses are essential? Don't
know. "The order will be issued tomorrow." Soooooooo, do we go to work
tomorrow or no? The incompetence is astounding.
---

Because the closure isn't about any health concern. It's just state level virtue signalling.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2020 03:47 PM (kOpft)

149
Rush played clips a few weeks ago the cheerleaders of the media praising Jug Ears for his actions after 1,000 people died of the Swine flu.

Posted by: Skip


Yeah.

Unprecedented!
Historic!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 03:47 PM (PMDgy)

150 Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us.

Hiya !

I'd ask where you've been, but I don't want a carrot sticking outta my chile.

Posted by: JT at March 23, 2020 03:47 PM (arJlL)

151 Manamana, meep meep, meep meep meep...Manamana

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2020 03:48 PM (ejd/p)

152 #124: With his new basement studio they could whip up an oval office set and have Joe play president all day! Just like day care!

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 23, 2020 03:48 PM (VCMZN)

153 Hey cousin! Long time, no read.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 03:48 PM (Y4EXg)

154 It's a virus originating from China (like so many other diseases from there), nothing more. The crisis came from the globalists that saw their empire crumbling. That includes communists/leftists, dems, and GOPe.
Posted by: Sooner at March 23, 2020 03:39 PM (Fs5vw)
+++++++++++++
Maybe, but cui bono? How does shining a light on the single-source supply chain dependence on China for everything from drug precursors to medical equipment to electronics to chemicals, etc., breakdown of "international" groups like the WHO and the EU, massive people and trade disruptions, etc. help snatch the Globalist cookies out of the jaws of the Nationalist dog?

If anything, globalists and internationalists "talking their book" would be *downplaying* this, not amplifying it. I am not sure I buy that this is deliberate agitation on their part. I do think it is deliberate agitation on the part of the Press - most of whom want us dead by whatever means (and I also think they flat-out lost control of the panic) - but not the globalists/internationalists per se.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2020 03:48 PM (e/H31)

155 I Feel Meep, sung by Venus Hun backed up by Blue Man Group.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 03:48 PM (A2RfV)

156 Anyway, at the end of his Paddington review he went a little political saying that copies of the movie should go to every American and British politician to teach them the values of immigrants.

So he believes that immigration policy should be informed by stories about a make-believe bear. Okay. Does he have any deep thoughts about how Johnny Chimpo should inform our approach to the drug war?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 23, 2020 03:48 PM (iys0/)

157 Jake Gibson @JakeBGibson
14m
AG Bill Barr will participate in today's coronavirus task force briefing at the WH, according to a Trump Administration official.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 23, 2020 03:48 PM (N54ux)

158 Twitter is BLOCKED in China.

Yet Chinese Officials are using it, to spread Propaganda?


In China, as in DC, the elite class doesn't subject themselves to the regulations they zealously enforce on the peasants.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2020 03:48 PM (ZGrMX)

159 "Where's "America Strong??"



Why hasn't that phrase been introduced? Hmmm...

Posted by: Soothsayer"

A little too early. It will take a few days to get the Chinese factories producing t-shirts and bumper stickers.

Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2020 03:49 PM (MxEKc)

160 Joe Mannix, your idea is not that crazy, at all.

Make media investments go through the CFIUS process.

Heh.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 03:49 PM (El6T/)

161 We need a Federal Law that says if you are going to do business in America, you have to follow the Bill of Rights.

No thanks.

No matter how clearly you write it - it will be interpreted as some kind of mandate to bring the Bill of Rights to everyone around the globe. I don't want to pay to be the Arsenal of the Bill of Rights anymore than I want to pay to be the Arsenal of Democracy.

Just insisting on something like trade equality, via value of goods and services received and delivered, would take care of most of this crap.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 03:49 PM (rUpwv)

162 ZOD.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 03:49 PM (qXNVo)

163 We won't get meeped again!!!

Posted by: The Who at March 23, 2020 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

164
They barely reported a single thing during H1N1. Hell, Dr. Fauci at the time said to keep sending kids to school (kids were getting it), keep every single thing open.


He's a Deep State Hillary-loving tool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 03:46 PM (ptqGC)



I watched Fauci contradict and criticize President Trump in a press conference.

I got a sense of evil from Fauci.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (TdMsT)

165 Twitter needs more of this guy. He's off the Dem plantation and Gets It:

https://tinyurl.com/rz2dl3a (strong language warning)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (ptqGC)

166 One meep if by land. Two meep if by sea.

Posted by: Paul Roadrunner at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (G/Q6j)

167 Fuck Bill Barr.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (r1kPE)

168 Bloomberg is injecting more money into this shit.



He's spent $900 million, I read somewhere earlier today.
--
Fat lot of good it did.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (kOpft)

169 Bloomberg is injecting more money into this shit.

He's spent $900 million, I read somewhere earlier today.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

---

And Bloomberg is now despised and hated by more people than when he started.

Posted by: rd at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (+0uDE)

170 Trunp.
Fnord.
Everything is working according to plan.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (qXNVo)

171 If anything, globalists and internationalists "talking their book" would be *downplaying* this, not amplifying it. I am not sure I buy that this is deliberate agitation on their part. I do think it is deliberate agitation on the part of the Press - most of whom want us dead by whatever means (and I also think they flat-out lost control of the panic) - but not the globalists/internationalists per se.

Agreed. There's no upside for the globalists to pushing panic, which is why most of them aren't. But for the media, there's no downside, so they are.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (ZGrMX)

172 162 ZOD.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 03:49 PM (qXNVo)

=========

Really?

Where?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (zZbCU)

173 "Where's "America Strong??"



Why hasn't that phrase been introduced? Hmmm...

Posted by: Soothsayer"


#AmericaStrong #ChineseFucked

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

174 I came, I saw, I meeped!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (Y4EXg)

175 Schumer needs Harry Reid's exercise machine.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

176 what does the fox say?



meep meep meep meep meep meep

meep meep meep meep meep meep

meep meep meep meep meep meep

meep meep meep meep meep meep



Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 03:43 PM (d7Ww2)

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/aeV2aervI1Y

(Leo Moracchioli version.)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2020 03:46 PM


For variety:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZQl0QB-aHY

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2020 03:51 PM (ejd/p)

177 >>Bloomberg

We're cursed with the small-faced monkey soldier until he finally sheds his mortal coil, more's the pity.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 03:51 PM (qXNVo)

178 If anything, globalists and internationalists "talking their book" would be *downplaying* this, not amplifying it. I am not sure I buy that this is deliberate agitation on their part. I do think it is deliberate agitation on the part of the Press - most of whom want us dead by whatever means (and I also think they flat-out lost control of the panic) - but not the globalists/internationalists per se.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2020 03:48 PM (e/H31)

...

Except they're perfectly comfortable talking out of both sides of their mouths.

They are not remotely worried about people connecting the dots.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 03:51 PM (hr5kG)

179 Actually Rich Zeoli 1210am Phila said a few months ago crashing the the
economy was the best chance for the Democrats to pull the rug fromunder
President Trump.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (ZCEU2)


This is all this is about. So they can hang the recession and market crash on Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 03:44 PM



A bunch here have been saying this for awhile.
First was to stop Trumps rallies. So no gatherings bigger than, say, a Biden rally.
Then, crash the economy. Dems (and RINOs)are all millionaires so no big deal to them.
Then they ride in on their socialist agenda.

Then comes Wolverine time.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 03:51 PM (axyOa)

180 Worst, Strangest, and Dumbest of all, Twitter did all of this for a country that doesn't allow Twitter to operate within its Great Firewall.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who's Becoming That Read Chicagoboyz! Guy at March 23, 2020 03:51 PM (dwojT)

181 I watched Fauci contradict and criticize President Trump in a press conference.

I got a sense of evil from Fauci.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (TdMsT)


I've never seen my husband yell at the television the way he does when he sees Fauci. He loathes him. So do I.

Apparently Fauci told the NYT Trump "doesn't want to hear what I have to say."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

182 We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of Meeps.

Posted by: Thomas Meeps Jefferson at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (m4x2V)

183 mana mana

meep meep meep meep meep

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (hr5kG)

184 >>> Fuck Bill Barr.

he is our Steiner... disappointing us by never showing up for the fight..

Posted by: McCool at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (sZaoP)

185 180 Worst, Strangest, and Dumbest of all, Twitter did all of this for a country that doesn't allow Twitter to operate within its Great Firewall.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who's Becoming That Read Chicagoboyz! Guy at March 23, 2020 03:51 PM (dwojT)

==========

This is the story of Tomorrow Never Dies. Sort of.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (zZbCU)

186 @oliverdarcy

White House Correspondents Association president
@jonkarl
emails members:

"We have been informed that one of our colleagues has a suspected case of COVID-19. The individual was at the White House on March 9, 11, 16 and 18."

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)

187 NYPOST: Florida man with coronavirus says drug touted by Trump saved his life
--

To be fair, Florida Man is pretty hard to kill

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (kOpft)

188 I watched Fauci contradict and criticize President Trump in a press conference.

I got a sense of evil from Fauci.

Yet he was on Mark Levin last night and he did nothing but praise the President... I guess it depends on what audience he is talking to

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (5bxa0)

189 OT-Just wanted to say that the link in the sidebar about the rescue of Julia the wolf/dog hybrid was great. She has eyes which come alive from the care and love. Thanks for posting it, Ace or whichever Cob did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (WI7YS)

190 Except they're perfectly comfortable talking out of both sides of their mouths.

They are not remotely worried about people connecting the dots.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 03:51 PM (hr5kG)
++++++++++++
Connecting specific dots is really difficult.

Connecting clusters of dots generally is pretty damned easy, especially when the Chicoms publish hate-filled screeds about cutting of the US from medicine supplies in their English-language state media.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (e/H31)

191 Twitter needs more of this guy. He's off the Dem plantation and Gets It:

https://tinyurl.com/rz2dl3a (strong language warning)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (ptqGC)


It took me 3/4 way through that video to determine that WASN'T Snoop Dog.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

192 I've never seen my husband yell at the television the way he does when he sees Fauci. He loathes him. So do I.


I do as well.

He "skeeves" me.

I'm never wrong.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 23, 2020 03:53 PM (j9HX3)

193 I'm wondering long Shumer can hold out playing these games.

Of the 42,000 covid cases in the US, 20,000 of them are in NY. They have more than any other state by an order of magnitude.



Why doesn't the engineered bio weapon not like New Yorkers?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2020 03:53 PM (2GjZZ)

194 Joe Biden will not be the nominee.

It appears Cuomo is winning the audition from among the governors.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (Boy/L)

The Torricelli Option still exists - they're Dems, after all.

I don't think that Cuomo would run. He's had several opportunities before, but I think a closer examination of his stint as HUD Secretary under Clinton would reveal more than a few skeletons, which he would prefer to keep hidden.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 23, 2020 03:53 PM (iuFgi)

195 Wait, how can we call people "African Americans" but we can't call this a Chinese virus?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2020 03:53 PM (+0AKE)

196 So this happened: My friend's cousin went stir crazy from sheltering in place in Lyons, France. He and his girlfriend went out to the countryside to set up camp. They were in their tent when they heard rotorcraft overhead. They emerged from the tent only to witness the chopper landing. A govt guy approached them and told them they had 20 minutes to GTFO.

Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2020 03:53 PM (ye4Wk)

197 Here's hoping that the economy causes a pullback in advertising dollars that severely impacts these lying dog-faced pony-soldiers.

Posted by: rational67 at March 23, 2020 03:53 PM (190Ab)

198 I'm disappointed that "Wuhan Flu" is being used. Wuhan just doesn't role off the tongue. Nor does "Kung Flu" which is cute but really only works in print. And "China Virus" sounds too generic, because they've output so many.

China Lung.

China Lung.

China Lung.

Posted by: wooga at March 23, 2020 03:53 PM (n5VsB)

199 I'd have big cardboard placards at Trumps presser today showing all the bs the dem want in these bills and read them off one at a time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2020 03:53 PM (r+sAi)

200 >>> Rich Zeoli 1210am Phila said a few months ago crashing the the
economy was the best chance for the Democrats to pull the rug fromunder
President Trump.


and Bill Maher.....

They all hoped for this, even though they dared not voice it or tweet it

Posted by: McCool at March 23, 2020 03:53 PM (sZaoP)

201
I've never seen my husband yell at the television the way he does when he sees Fauci. He loathes him. So do I.

Apparently Fauci told the NYT Trump "doesn't want to hear what I have to say."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 03:51 PM (ptqGC)


Eff Fauci. With prejudice.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 03:53 PM (TdMsT)

202 Steiner will meep.

Posted by: You Know Who at March 23, 2020 03:53 PM (DMUuz)

203 He does look like Snoop Dog

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 03:54 PM (r1kPE)

204 >>183
mana mana
meep meep meep meep meep Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (hr5kG)

that song can also be sung with altered lyrics:
"An enema, nah nah, nahnahnah. An enema, nah nah-nah nah..."

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 03:54 PM (qXNVo)

205 Hmmm, are there any States with REPUB Governators who have shut down their whole States?

Calif? Dem
New Yawk? Dem
Wisc? Dem
Michigan? Dem
Pennsylvania? Dem

Kinda seeing a pattern here.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 03:54 PM (NgKpN)

206 A govt guy approached them and told them they had 20 minutes to GTFO.

WTH Why?!?!?!

what is more "socially distant" than camping?!?!

evil and scary

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 23, 2020 03:54 PM (j9HX3)

207 "China Lung."

Lung Pao Sicken.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 23, 2020 03:54 PM (lY4np)

208 Has RBG been getting out for her power walks? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2020 03:54 PM (VpIIl)

209 He does look like Snoop Dog
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 03:54 PM (r1kPE)


Sounds like him too.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

210 190 Except they're perfectly comfortable talking out of both sides of their mouths.

They are not remotely worried about people connecting the dots.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 03:51 PM (hr5kG)
++++++++++++
Connecting specific dots is really difficult.

Connecting clusters of dots generally is pretty damned easy, especially when the Chicoms publish hate-filled screeds about cutting of the US from medicine supplies in their English-language state media.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (e/H31)

...

Except that was like two weeks ago already.

I think people might actually have a light go on from time to time. But then Kim Kardashian balances a goblet on her ass or something.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 03:55 PM (hr5kG)

211 Andrew Cuomo = Virgil Sollozzo

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 03:55 PM (qXNVo)

212 Ain't no meeping when she's gone
It's not meeps when she's away
Ain't no meeping when she's gone
And she's always meeps too long
Anytime she meeps away


Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 03:55 PM (axyOa)

213 Not sure the mechanics of "pressure" on Schumer are as assumed here.

This is about the economic assistance package, not the epidemic response, I think.

So the NYC/NY state exposure on virus (by far worst in the country, at the moment) is not a leverage point.

Would love to know the focus grouping and strategery behind this incredible Dem stunt. It surpasses anything I can recall the last 30 years (apart perhaps from O-care, which only caused them minor/temporary pain because the 80% mostly unaffected don't GAF about the millions still devastated by it).

Don't think even many core Dem voters know/care about airline carbon output, but they all know about their brother's small business closing down, their kids' school closing, and their cancelled concert tickets.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 03:55 PM (El6T/)

214 >>>> are there any States with REPUB Governators who have shut down their whole States?


GOP doesnt believe in science !!!!!!

Posted by: Meeper Mc Meeperson at March 23, 2020 03:55 PM (sZaoP)

215 >>207
"China Lung."
Kof Hak Dai.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 03:55 PM (qXNVo)

216 They emerged from the tent only to witness the chopper landing. A govt guy approached them and told them they had 20 minutes to GTFO.
Posted by: kallisto

---

I swear that I thought you were going to say the govt. dude approached the tent to surrender.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 03:56 PM (Y4EXg)

217 #181: So we're to believe the NYT now?

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 23, 2020 03:56 PM (VCMZN)

218 Twitter needs more of this guy. He's off the Dem plantation and Gets It:



https://tinyurl.com/rz2dl3a (strong language warning)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (ptqGC)



It took me 3/4 way through that video to determine that WASN'T Snoop Dog.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)


I believe he's running for AOC's seat. Which is awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 03:56 PM (ptqGC)

219 189 OT-Just wanted to say that the link in the sidebar about the rescue of Julia the wolf/dog hybrid was great. She has eyes which come alive from the care and love. Thanks for posting it, Ace or whichever Cob did.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (WI7YS)

======

Yeah, most of those vids have been cute. Doubt that dog was a hybrid, though. Look at the ears and note how pointy they are. Wolf ears have rounded off tips. Lotta comments said it was a GSD-Husky mix. Judging by that ever present smile (it's distinctive IMHO) on her face I'd guess there is some Husky in her for sure.

Posted by: Jackal at March 23, 2020 03:56 PM (Lyh9/)

220 They were in their tent when they heard rotorcraft overhead. They emerged from the tent only to witness the chopper landing. A govt guy approached them and told them they had 20 minutes to GTFO.
Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2020 03:53 PM (ye4Wk)

...

So nice of them to bring the chopper to pick them up though.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 03:56 PM (hr5kG)

221
Yet he was on Mark Levin last night and he did nothing but praise the President... I guess it depends on what audience he is talking to
Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (5bxa0)


Playing both ends against the middle?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 03:56 PM (TdMsT)

222 Romeo, cross-check your list against infection rates (at least as indicated by case #s, by state).

Mostly a perfect match.

So, the test case hasn't happened yet - a GOP-governed state with a high infection rate.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 03:57 PM (El6T/)

223 From Hell's heart, I meep at thee.

Posted by: A Superior Intellect at March 23, 2020 03:57 PM (uM6CE)

224
Kinda seeing a pattern here.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 03:54 PM (NgKpN)


Someone posted earlier, there were 2.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

225 Hmmm, are there any States with REPUB Governators who have shut down their whole States?

Calif? Dem
New Yawk? Dem
Wisc? Dem
Michigan? Dem
Pennsylvania? Dem

Kinda seeing a pattern here.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 03:54 PM



Here is Washington State we got a stern talking to.
But I'm sure the shutdown is coming.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 03:57 PM (axyOa)

226 Calif? Dem
New Yawk? Dem
Wisc? Dem
Michigan? Dem
Pennsylvania? Dem

Kinda seeing a pattern here.
Posted by: Romeo13

---

Ohio - Dewine (eGOP) and 2A coward

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 03:57 PM (Y4EXg)

227 To meep, or not to meep.....

THAT, is the question.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

228 https://youtu.be/aeV2aervI1Y

(Leo Moracchioli version.)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


that's freaking awesome!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2020 03:57 PM (d7Ww2)

229 olymipics postponed untl next year.

per unconfirmed reports.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 23, 2020 03:58 PM (8D42x)

230 I am sure that the 45,000 or so people who contract AIDS this year are BIG fans of Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 03:58 PM (G2z01)

231 Posted by: Jackal at March 23, 2020 03:56 PM (Lyh9/)

Sounds like you know a lot about dogs and love them. Whatever she is, she's cute.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2020 03:58 PM (WI7YS)

232

How are Democrats in the Senate blocking anything?
Change the fucking rules.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 03:58 PM (PMDgy)

233 Yet he was on Mark Levin last night and he did nothing but praise the President... I guess it depends on what audience he is talking to
Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (5bxa0)


Playing both ends against the middle?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 03:56 PM (TdMsT)


So, you're saying he's basically the assistant for the leader in Demolition Man?

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

234 They emerged from the tent only to witness the chopper landing. A govt guy approached them and told them they had 20 minutes to GTFO.
Posted by: kallisto

---

I swear that I thought you were going to say the govt. dude approached the tent to surrender.
Posted by: Tonypete

Okay.

That was funny !

Posted by: JT at March 23, 2020 03:59 PM (arJlL)

235 >>How are Democrats in the Senate blocking anything?
Change the fucking rules.

I remember when Democrats were hammering Hairy Reed to change the rules about judges.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2020 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)

236 20
I'm kind of shocked they have not banned me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2020 03:29 PM (pS94+)

We want to keep watching that's why.

Posted by: NSA at March 23, 2020 03:59 PM (7ZMbn)

237 I'M MEEPING HERE!

Posted by: Travis Bickle at March 23, 2020 03:59 PM (G2z01)

238 231 Posted by: Jackal at March 23, 2020 03:56 PM (Lyh9/)

Sounds like you know a lot about dogs and love them. Whatever she is, she's cute.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2020 03:58 PM (WI7YS)

=====

Yeah, she's a cutie. Did you watch the one about the injured mastiff found in the LA River?

Posted by: Jackal at March 23, 2020 03:59 PM (Lyh9/)

239 208 Has RBG been getting out for her power walks? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2020 03:54 PM (VpIIl)

...

Today is leg day, in fact.

[humblebrag ] Ruth and I have been hanging out.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 23, 2020 03:59 PM (hr5kG)

240 But I thought Dr Fauci while praising the President also kept up his worse case scenario theory. If he wants to continue the lock downs he has to praise the President.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 03:59 PM (ZCEU2)

241 Calif? Dem

New Yawk? Dem

Wisc? Dem

Michigan? Dem

Pennsylvania? Dem



Kinda seeing a pattern here.

Posted by: Romeo13



Don't forget the shithole that is Illinois

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 03:59 PM (SpbMr)

242 Hmmm, are there any States with REPUB Governators who have shut down their whole States?

The foaming-at-the-mouth transplanted Dems who live in my community, are *furious* that Brian Kemp won't shut down the entire state. I hate these people. They're wealthy retirees who spend all their time on Nextdoor bitching and trashing Trump. You cannot go on to read a nice piece about how Publix is delivering groceries, or neighbors offering to help neighbors, without reading left-wing rants.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

243
Joe Biden will not be the nominee.

It appears Cuomo is winning the audition from among the governors.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 23, 2020 03:42 PM (Boy/L)

When I saw Fredo's brother acting like a responsible leader over the weekend, instead of a Partisan Democrat Hack, for more than 3 sentences in a row, that's EXACTLY what I thought.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 04:00 PM (EL4ni)

244
I'm meeping the bush, Boss

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2020 04:00 PM (ceIDk)

245 Romeo, cross-check your list against infection rates (at least as indicated by case #s, by state).



Mostly a perfect match.



So, the test case hasn't happened yet - a GOP-governed state with a high infection rate.
---

Might be a pattern or two to notice there, too.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2020 04:00 PM (kOpft)

246 No Olympics expert, but I think part of the problem is that the shut-downs now completely disrupt the pre-Olympic process of team selection, and seeding of competitors in many events. National teams often hold their selection competitions in the months prior, and times/results are used for seeding placements.

At least I'm guessing this is part of it.

Lots of the unseen things that lead up to the Games aren't taking place. So, need to postpone.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 04:00 PM (El6T/)

247 I'm out. I'm out of words. When Americans decide to stand up and tell the government to fuck off there's really nothing else to discuss.

I'll be watching.

Posted by: Sooner at March 23, 2020 04:00 PM (Fs5vw)

248 >>Playing both ends against the middle?


Fauci only cares about his Federal sinecure and the related Funding.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 04:00 PM (G2z01)

249 But from the same article:
"The Trump administration has recently sought to implement a government-wide communications strategy that seeks to pin blame on Beijing"

That's like pinning the blame for falling on gravity. Doesn't seem like the truth would need to be a "strategy" to anyone but the leftests at DB.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2020 04:01 PM (l6b3d)

250 That's one small step for a man. One giant meep for mankind.

Posted by: Neil Armstrong at March 23, 2020 04:01 PM (4zvkn)

251 246 No Olympics expert, but I think part of the problem is that the shut-downs now completely disrupt the pre-Olympic process of team selection, and seeding of competitors in many events. National teams often hold their selection competitions in the months prior, and times/results are used for seeding placements.

At least I'm guessing this is part of it.

Lots of the unseen things that lead up to the Games aren't taking place. So, need to postpone.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 04:00 PM (El6T/)

===========

I did see that both Australia and Canada had said earlier today that they weren't going to send teams.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 04:01 PM (zZbCU)

252 People on the right should have started using alternative social media sites long ago.... especially when Trump got elected. I don't understand the mindset of supporting people with you time and money who hateyou and want you replaced and dead.

Try signal. Try telegram: Tell your friends and family to use the alternatives. Use gab and bitchute. Use DLive. Cut the cable. Search for ways to stream things for free. Support alt media. You need to get used to the fact that your views and speech is dissent and will be censored and stomped out on big tech platforms.

Posted by: it begins... at March 23, 2020 04:01 PM (lBCgE)

253 Can you smell what the meep is cookin'?

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

254 222 Romeo, cross-check your list against infection rates (at least as indicated by case #s, by state).

Mostly a perfect match.

So, the test case hasn't happened yet - a GOP-governed state with a high infection rate.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 03:57 PM (El6T/)

...

Rub it in.

I coulda been a contender...

Posted by: Bobby Jindal at March 23, 2020 04:01 PM (hr5kG)

255 Have Fun Meeping the Castle!

Posted by: Miracle Max at March 23, 2020 04:02 PM (G2z01)

256
I've never seen my husband yell at the television the way he does when he sees Fauci. He loathes him. So do I.


Why do we insist on civilian authority over the military ? Why do we insist on someone that probably knows very little about how to fight a war to boss around those who spend their entire lives studying how to wage war ?

I suggest it's because generals, left to their own devices, would never stop fighting. They're a hammer. The world looks like a nail to them. Nobody ever makes general by handing in a case plan that simply says "Don't fight. Not worth it."

Fauci is the living embodiment of why no group of experts should ever exist without supervision from outside their expertise. Very, very few doctors will ever tell you "don't worry, you're fine as you're gonna' be, and none of us are going to make it out alive".

This fucking devotion to the experts by some around here is, frankly, a shining example of one of the tenants of Progressives - the notion that the elites know so much better than the unwashed masses. I guess some folks really like the idea of a Technocracy.


Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 04:02 PM (rUpwv)

257 250 comments before I even know there's a new thread...

In many ways, this is the story of my life.

Posted by: jwest at March 23, 2020 04:02 PM (mrrpT)

258 I meep in your general direction!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 04:02 PM (Y4EXg)

259 Twitter needs to give that Dorsey Nutcake the BOOT

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 23, 2020 04:02 PM (FLiOE)

260 A meep in time is worth nine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 04:02 PM (CDGwz)

261 Meep just got real.

Posted by: Will Smith at March 23, 2020 04:03 PM (G2z01)

262 Here is Washington State we got a stern talking to.
But I'm sure the shutdown is coming.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 03:57 PM (axyOa)

Yep. I am REALLY surprised it hasn't happened already.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 04:03 PM (Ez6QX)

263 I did see that both Australia and Canada had said earlier today that they weren't going to send teams.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 04:01 PM (zZbCU)

...

The summer olympics without Canada is clearly not worth having.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 04:03 PM (hr5kG)

264 I'm all the expert you're ever going to need.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2020 04:03 PM (+0AKE)

265 to MEEP or not to MEEP

That is the fucking question

Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at March 23, 2020 04:03 PM (JNTt1)

266 263 I did see that both Australia and Canada had said earlier today that they weren't going to send teams.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 04:01 PM (zZbCU)

...

The summer olympics without Canada is clearly not worth having.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 04:03 PM (hr5kG)

=========

It'd be like a Winter Olympics without Jamaica. Can you even imagine?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 04:04 PM (zZbCU)

267 Aw, no Lawn Curling?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 04:04 PM (KxVoZ)

268 Meep me in St Louis.

Posted by: Judy Garland at March 23, 2020 04:04 PM (4zvkn)

269 I wouldn't even believe advertising inserts showing the price of pig snouts at The Bouncing Betty Grocery in NYT.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 04:04 PM (A2RfV)

270 It was the best of meeps, it was the worst of meeps. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 04:04 PM (Y4EXg)

271 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2020 03:51 PM (ejd/p)

lol, awesome.
Even though she has a slight case of resting bitch face, she falls into the One category.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 23, 2020 04:04 PM (ufFY8)

272 Meep or get off the pot.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

273
Burn down the meep
Burn it down to stay alive

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 04:04 PM (CDGwz)

274 266 263 I did see that both Australia and Canada had said earlier today that they weren't going to send teams.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 04:01 PM (zZbCU)

...

The summer olympics without Canada is clearly not worth having.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 04:03 PM (hr5kG)

=========

It'd be like a Winter Olympics without Jamaica. Can you even imagine?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 04:04 PM (zZbCU)

...

Jamaican Bobsled II: Canadian Freestyle Relay

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 04:05 PM (hr5kG)

275 and I have miles to go before I meep.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 04:05 PM (Y4EXg)

276 Meep it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 04:05 PM (x8Wzq)

277 241 Calif? Dem

New Yawk? Dem

Wisc? Dem

Michigan? Dem

Pennsylvania? Dem



Kinda seeing a pattern here.

Posted by: Romeo13



Don't forget the shithole that is Illinois
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 03:59

I badmouthed the Vice president, and yet I still get ignored.

The President called me a snake, yet I'm forgotten.

What do I have to do to get noticed?

Posted by: Jay Inslee D WA at March 23, 2020 04:05 PM (EL4ni)

278 DOW stocks got 3% cheaper today ... I blame Democrats ... and their CCP sponsors.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2020 04:05 PM (Cus5s)

279 We don't care, let the muthafucka meep.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

280 'Meep me one time
could not speak
Meep me one time, baby
you know my knees got weak'

Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at March 23, 2020 04:05 PM (G2z01)

281 It was a dark and stormy meep

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 04:06 PM (G2z01)

282 Ask not for whom the bell meeps; it meeps for thee.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 04:06 PM (hr5kG)

283 241 Calif? Dem

New Yawk? Dem

Wisc? Dem

Michigan? Dem

Pennsylvania? Dem



Kinda seeing a pattern here.

Posted by: Romeo13



Don't forget the shithole that is Illinois


Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 03:59 PM (SpbMr)


These states that "shutdown" will come with open hand for money from the Feds.


Those states that don't shut down will have no position to cling to, to get money - along the lines of the above D states.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 23, 2020 04:06 PM (Ozpxd)

284 Meep me once, shame on you.

Meep me twice, shame on me.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 04:06 PM (TdMsT)

285 The only thing we have to fear is meep itself!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 04:06 PM (Y4EXg)

286 Meep me in September.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 04:06 PM (A2RfV)

287
Meep, it's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 04:06 PM (CDGwz)

288 And the People said Hail Caesar!
And Caesar said Hell Yes!
Meep Meep muthafu*cas!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 04:06 PM (axyOa)

289 Get a message to headquarters. Tell them I said MEEP.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

290 Breathe, breathe in the air,
Don't be afraid to care,
Leave but don't leave me,
Look around and choose your own ground

For long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you Meep
is all your life will ever be...

Posted by: Meep Floyd at March 23, 2020 04:07 PM (8B6Ng)

291 There is that "fake news" option to report, but if this is their response, I'm not sure what point it is.

I mean I get it to a point, Twitter should be free and open for info, even if its nonsense from a tyrannical foreign power. If you banned or deleted stuff from government officials based on "I think that's false" then you'd have endless partisan wars between various factions on Twitter.

But that should apply to Joe Average too, not just the Chinese government.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

292 Meep?

Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 23, 2020 04:07 PM (ufFY8)

293 We have the meeps.

Posted by: Arby's at March 23, 2020 04:07 PM (uM6CE)

294 Pork, the other white meep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 04:07 PM (r1kPE)

295 The woods are lovely, dark, and meep. but I have promises to meep, and miles to go before I meep.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2020 04:07 PM (+0AKE)

296 Meep, it's what's for dinner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Well, meep *and* potatoes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 04:07 PM (CDGwz)

297 You said meep twice.

I like meep.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 04:08 PM (x8Wzq)

298 Two trailer park girls go meep the outside....meep the outside....meep the outside.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

299 https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1238076579466674178

English translation of #CCP's instructions of how to win the "information war on internet", which is vital to its very existence. Western world and any one reading things on internet should definitely take a look, especially now, when we are batting #COVID-19 #CoronavirusPandemic

(Important: read the CCP's strategy here)

Posted by: it begins... at March 23, 2020 04:08 PM (lBCgE)

300 175
Schumer needs Harry Reid's exercise machine.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 23, 2020 03:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

I thought Schumer would still be at McCain's funeral.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 23, 2020 04:08 PM (N39Ws)

301 The Big Meep

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 23, 2020 04:08 PM (VCMZN)

302 This fucking devotion to the experts by some around here is, frankly, a shining example of one of the tenants of Progressives - the notion that the elites know so much better than the unwashed masses. I guess some folks really like the idea of a Technocracy.


----------------

The expert class is a good description of the modern divide. The expert class consist of compliance officers, administrators, some doctors, most lawyers, consultants, government employees (who really shouldn't be lumped in anything called an expert class), diversity officers, Chief Medical Officers (learned today), and of course your Human Resources Department.

In other words, Democrats.

They sponge off other people's talent and are take advantage of laws and rules created for the sole purpose of taking money away from the doers, the producers, the entrepreneurs, the people who have real actual skills that would be of any service during a time of crisis, so that they can give it to themselves.

Posted by: SH at March 23, 2020 04:08 PM (sX1BW)

303

Try signal. Try telegram: Tell your friends and family to use the alternatives. Use gab and bitchute. Use DLive. Cut the cable. Search for ways to stream things for free. Support alt media. You need to get used to the fact that your views and speech is dissent and will be censored and stomped out on big tech platforms.
Posted by: it begins...


Here's the problem with every alternative site I've yet seen: they all require sign in to browse things.

Fuck you, I'm not signing in to your (you meaning the Company) site. Fuck you. Twitter lets me see everyone's tweets by default. I can see the news and look at things of interest without getting demographically targeted and giving up an email to a faceless marketing entity.

Posted by: imp at March 23, 2020 04:08 PM (SFOr6)

304 Some folk have no trouble making make both ends meep.

Posted by: Roadrunner on bean diet at March 23, 2020 04:08 PM (4zvkn)

305 286 Meep me in September.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 04:06 PM (A2RfV)

Ilsa, we'll always have Meep.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 23, 2020 04:08 PM (iuFgi)

306 Tomorrow is meepless tuesday.

Posted by: getting the banned back together bcuz at March 23, 2020 04:08 PM (ftlS5)

307 The meep shall inherit California.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 04:09 PM (A2RfV)

308 These states that "shutdown" will come with open hand for money from the Feds.





Those states that don't shut down will have no position to cling to, to get money - along the lines of the above D states.


Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 23, 2020 04:06 PM

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Don't forget Counties. Dallas County has declared a disaster and shelter in place. They are getting in line for some of that sweet Federal $$$$$$ too.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2020 04:09 PM (JUOKG)

309 Judge in Dallas county says Shelter in place in effect tonight.

Says if Tx doesn't go shelter in place, 430,000 Texans will die.

If it goes to Shelter in Place, we'll see 5,000 deaths.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

310 Barrel

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 23, 2020 04:09 PM (dmYb7)

311 Et meep, Brute?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 04:09 PM (hr5kG)

312 I think it's come to the point where Trump can come right out and say that the Democrats are intentionally trying to hurt him--and most of the public will agree with him.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2020 04:10 PM (CqE5x)

313 309: and the judge knows this how?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 04:10 PM (r1kPE)

314 I' almost always against government intervention, but Twitter needs to lose their protected status. They openly and blatantly discriminate against conservatives, and I think there should be consequences for that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2020 04:10 PM (VWp7G)

315 They are getting in line for some of that sweet Federal $$$$$$ too.

Sure its just win/win for the left. They crash the economy, crate huge unemployment numbers, and get a massive federal payoff for doing it. Why on earth would you not? You can blame your state's woes on Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 04:10 PM (KZzsI)

316 I watched Fauci contradict and criticize President Trump in a press conference.



I got a sense of evil from Fauci.



Yet he was on Mark Levin last night and he did nothing but praise
the President... I guess it depends on what audience he is talking to

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2020 03:52 PM (5bxa0)


What a two faced shit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 04:10 PM (SpbMr)

317 Meep. Meep. Wherefore art thou Meep?

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

318 >>Judge in Dallas county says Shelter in place in effect tonight.


Fuck Him Bigger, Texas.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 04:10 PM (G2z01)

319 No Country For Old Meeps

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 23, 2020 04:11 PM (VCMZN)

320 and the judge knows this how?

Pointy headed guys with charts showing a variety of rounded shapes in nice colors told him so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)

321 THERE'S no meeping in BASEBALL!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

322
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That meeped with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 04:11 PM (7rVsF)

323 If you cut me, do I not Meep?

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 04:11 PM (G2z01)

324 I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? Or art thou but
A meep of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

*I did this one from memory! Curse you Mr. R!! - High School Classics teacher*

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 04:11 PM (Y4EXg)

325 Meep the Fockers

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 04:11 PM (r1kPE)

326 >>>Yet he was on Mark Levin last night and he did nothing but praise the President... I guess it depends on what audience he is talking to


He was apparently a big admirer of Shillary too, so... yeah.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2020 04:12 PM (VWp7G)

327 320 and the judge knows this how?

Pointy headed guys with charts showing a variety of rounded shapes in nice colors told him so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)

...

And Bill Nye!

Probably.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 04:12 PM (hr5kG)

328 But from the same article:
"The Trump administration has recently sought to implement a government-wide communications strategy that seeks to pin blame on Beijing"



"The Roosevelt administration recently sought to implement a government-wide communications strategy that seeks to pin blame on Tokyo."

Posted by: News from 1941 at March 23, 2020 04:12 PM (786Ro)

329 Carry On My Wayward Meep

Posted by: Kerry Livgren at March 23, 2020 04:12 PM (ufFY8)

330 Shit. Atlanta mayor getting ready to announce for a complete lock-down. Georgia governor considering state wide, but may limit it to urban areas.


Shit.

Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2020 04:12 PM (MxEKc)

331 and the judge knows this how?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 04:10 PM (r1kPE)


Not sure.

"The science is clear..."

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

332 Where's the meep?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 23, 2020 04:12 PM (Dhht7)

333 Meep meep
Meep meep
His horn went
Meep meep meep

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2020 04:12 PM (oVJmc)

334 There's a feeling you can get, only with a Meep.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2020 04:12 PM (VWp7G)

335 I've led a sheltered life and only now have a boss that I don't respect. I still like my job and most co-workers and its a stupidly specialized field so I don't want to quit just because 'boss is a dufus.'

So what kind of 'slap hot iron to it' advice does the horde have for this situation? Like I said, sheltered life, I'm sure its unusual to get to 29 without having had to work around the boss/supervisor.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 23, 2020 04:13 PM (T9Hmo)

336 Goddamn all of you

Posted by: Wile E Coyote at March 23, 2020 04:13 PM (+dsLj)

337 There are plenty of people in local NY communities outside of NYC who are ready to burn down Cuomo and Albany. His shotgun approach and full shutdown will cause unnecessary economic carnage and wreckage.

You can always tell a person who has never experienced a crisis in their life. First they don the official looking golf shirt with the crisis management logo. Next they throw on a pair of military style work khakis they don't wear well, because it's the first time in their life they ever wore them. Then they start predicting worse case scenarios and marshaling all the resources, whether they're needed or not. Then every press conference refocuses on the worst case scenario and superfluous nonsense meant to cause concern, but couched in language how the government cares about you, and if you only did exactly what they say, it may save your life.

Forget a few months ago they were cheering about killing babies up until they're coming out of the birth canal, they completely stomped on your ability to protect yourself with the Second Amendment, that they spent precious taxpayer resources, millions in fact, pursuing the president by using the AG as a political tool, they banned plastic bags, gerrymandered more districts to create a permanent Democrat majority, did zero to reduce the highest state taxes in the nation, declined in 2015 to purchase the respirators the state need, keeps sucking up more federal aid for his political wish list and I could go on and on and on.

Cuomo is the worst of the worst, and now that it's time to actually do is job, all of a sudden they're throwing palms at his feet.

*makes jerking sign with hand*

/rant

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2020 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

338 That meeped with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 04:11 PM



Damn. Beat me to it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 04:13 PM (axyOa)

339 If you haven't seen this one, Its pretty funny.

https://youtu.be/OGQm0nQcJXA

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

340 Judge in Dallas county says Shelter in place in effect tonight. Says if Tx doesn't go shelter in place, 430,000 Texans will die. If it goes to Shelter in Place, we'll see 5,000 deaths.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)


I've been watching this. This is the most dangerous development of this entire shit show. Judges have been legislating from the bench for a long, long time - using the pretext of case law.

When they come out and simply start issuing edicts - we got a problem.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 04:14 PM (rUpwv)

341 To meep or not to meep, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take meeps against a sea of troubles
And, by meeping, end them?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 23, 2020 04:14 PM (g8Yc+)

342 What agency administers anti-trust regulations?

Which entity controls it?

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 23, 2020 04:14 PM (iQmdl)

343 309 Judge in Dallas county says Shelter in place in effect tonight.

Says if Tx doesn't go shelter in place, 430,000 Texans will die.

If it goes to Shelter in Place, we'll see 5,000 deaths.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

There have been 5 deaths in Texas, with over 10,000 people tested - 352 confirmed cased and 33 confirmed cases in Dallas county.

I am not sure this means what that Dallas county judge thinks it means.

This is turning into a Foix-a-Deux

Posted by: batterup at March 23, 2020 04:14 PM (K4I9O)

344 You punsters should look before you meep.

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2020 04:14 PM (786Ro)

345 Shit. Atlanta mayor getting ready to announce for a
complete lock-down. Georgia governor considering state wide, but may
limit it to urban areas.
Shit.


Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2020 04:12 PM (MxEKc)


Brian Kemp is turning into a huge disappointment. Better than Tank Abrams by far, but he's pissing me the hell off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

346 And Bill Nye!

Probably.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2020 04:12 PM


Isn't he the meeping guy?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 04:14 PM (axyOa)

347 328 But from the same article:
"The Trump administration has recently sought to implement a government-wide communications strategy that seeks to pin blame on Beijing"


"The Roosevelt administration recently sought to implement a government-wide communications strategy that seeks to pin blame on Tokyo."
Posted by: News from 1941 at March 23, 2020 04:12 PM (786Ro)

===========

"Those Zeroes actually originated in America, ya know..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020 04:14 PM (zZbCU)

348 I've been watching this. This is the most dangerous development of this entire shit show. Judges have been legislating from the bench for a long, long time - using the pretext of case law.

When they come out and simply start issuing edicts - we got a problem.

------------

I'm going to stop you right there Bob.

In Texas, our county administrators are known as the County Judge. A pure executive position and not judicial.

Now, let me tell you about the primary duties of the Texas Railroad Commission.

Posted by: SH at March 23, 2020 04:15 PM (sX1BW)

349 We could have had it all
Rolling in the meep!

Posted by: Adele at March 23, 2020 04:15 PM (4zvkn)

350 Shit. Atlanta mayor getting ready to announce for a
complete lock-down. Georgia governor considering state wide, but may
limit it to urban areas.
Shit.


Actually I kinda like that. Been saying for awhile now to shutter the urban centers. Eff them. Let them stew in their own juices and leave the rest of us alone.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 04:16 PM (axyOa)

351 "No dagnabbit! I said, the sheriff is a meep!"

Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at March 23, 2020 04:16 PM (+FPkr)

352 youre gonna eat thunder and meep lightning.

Posted by: Burgess Meredith at March 23, 2020 04:16 PM (r1kPE)

353 Judge in Dallas county says Shelter in place in effect tonight. Says if Tx doesn't go shelter in place, 430,000 Texans will die. If it goes to Shelter in Place, we'll see 5,000 deaths.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)


So a poli sci major who's probably math-challenged is now doing epidemiological projections?

Does he realize the 71.3% of all statistics are made up?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2020 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

354 Just got an email from Best Buy saying "You want to buy all our crap because you have to work from home but are afraid of the chicom lung aids? Well order and pay for it all online and we'll walk out and shovel that shit into your car trunk. You don't even have to get out!"

I bet guys. I've read they're one of the companies making serious bank now like walmart and cvs. I hope they come out dressed in some crazy combo of a hazmat suit and geeksquad outfit. They should at least be entertaining us. Maybe dance like in those old intel commercials.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2020 04:16 PM (l6b3d)

355 /rant

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2020 04:13 PM (VpIIl)


Most excellent rant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 04:16 PM (ptqGC)

356 May all those wish ill on innocent people for political gain get it good and hard upon the barbed flaming cock of Ibril.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 04:16 PM (K04g6)

357 Nice to see the judges don't want to be left out of the power grab.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2020 04:16 PM (r+sAi)

358 I dunno, maybe if the company gets fed dollars or protections, then they are required to follow the same obligations as the gov. I would consider commonot carrier status to be federal protection

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2020 04:17 PM (bMMCK)

359 There's a lefty at the bottom of the thread 2 threads down, "LA..." who whines not to blame obama for masks or chinese.

Posted by: dagny at March 23, 2020 04:17 PM (nRWPy)

360 335 I've led a sheltered life and only now have a boss that I don't respect.

Muhuhaha, you poor lucky bastard.

No fucking advice (well, good advice).

There is always the post office option, but, ick.

Posted by: getting the banned back in trouble at March 23, 2020 04:17 PM (ftlS5)

361 I'm trying to make leftover meep sagawala. May not be quantumly possible in Indiana.

Posted by: DaveA at March 23, 2020 04:17 PM (FhXTo)

362
Georgia governor considering state wide, but may
limit it to urban areas.


Wouldn't that be racist?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2020 04:17 PM (aKsyK)

363 In Texas, our county administrators are known as the County Judge. A pure executive position and not judicial.



Posted by: SH at March 23, 2020 04:15 PM (sX1BW)


Gracias - did not know that. That makes this a little more on the up and up at least.


They trump the city mayor ? I assume Dallas has a mayor.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 04:17 PM (rUpwv)

364 dallas country judge (his real role is President of Dallas County) has ordered shelter in place for everyone that resides in Dallas County. That needs to include HIM as He is not a trucker, supermarket worker, health care worker or public safety official (my guess, he thinks he is required for public safety) He has the authority to make emergency rules that last for 10 days. Every day, he issues yet a more stringent rule and pushes out the end date. Yup, He is a PROGRESSIVE.

Posted by: politic uber alles at March 23, 2020 04:17 PM (0hOKG)

365 "Those Zeroes actually originated in America, ya know..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 23, 2020


Hey, what am I chopped liver?

Posted by: Kate at March 23, 2020 04:18 PM (iQmdl)

366 Splash those Zeroes. I repeat, splash the Zeroes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 04:18 PM (K04g6)

367 >>So what kind of 'slap hot iron to it' advice does the horde have for this situation?



Stink Palm him.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 04:18 PM (G2z01)

368 This definitely hasn't brought the country closer. They have made me look at everyone like they are a potential hazard waste site whether I want to or not. It's like an exercise in experiencing the effects of an accelerated propaganda program.





Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 23, 2020 04:18 PM (5IbVn)

369
They trump the city mayor ? I assume Dallas has a mayor.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 04:17 PM (rUpwv)


They have a mayor. And a city council. But mainly, the city council.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

370
old and busted: Geek Squad
new hotness: Meep Squad

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2020 04:18 PM (786Ro)

371 You know to meep, don't you? Just put your beaks together
and blow.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 04:18 PM (A2RfV)

372 Shit. Atlanta mayor getting ready to announce for a

complete lock-down. Georgia governor considering state wide, but may

limit it to urban areas.

Shit.

Actually I kinda like that. Been saying for awhile now to shutter
the urban centers. Eff them. Let them stew in their own juices and
leave the rest of us alone.





Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 04:16 PM (axyOa)


Welp, too bad for my socialist sister, lib guy BFF, prog in-laws. They voted for it. The only people out running around will by the gangbangers and MS-13 the mayor loves so much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

373 364. Yikes. I am surprised that is allowed in Texas. Most states do not have judges weighing in on that, unless they are opining on an order already issued.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 23, 2020 04:19 PM (JRaU+)

374 Nah Kate, that was Val.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 04:19 PM (K04g6)

375 Judge in Dallas county says Shelter in place in effect tonight. Says if Tx doesn't go shelter in place, 430,000 Texans will die. If it goes to Shelter in Place, we'll see 5,000 deaths.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

So a poli sci major who's probably math-challenged is now doing epidemiological projections?

Does he realize the 71.3% of all statistics are made up?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2020 04:16 PM


Un-freaking believable. I wonder how much da judge is getting paid for that?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 04:19 PM (axyOa)

376 Judge in Dallas county says Shelter in place in effect tonight.





Fuck Him Bigger, Texas.


Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2020 04:10 PM

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Austin, Houston and San Antonio to follow suit. They are not going to give up a chance to grab those Federal $$$$.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2020 04:19 PM (JUOKG)

377 PRAYER LIST NOTE:

Please send your prayer requests, praise reports or updates to be included in the weekly prayer list to me by tomorrow morning 7:00 EST. Thanks, and thanks for praying:

fenelondirection18 at sign gmail.com




Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2020 04:19 PM (WI7YS)

378 WE came. We saw. We meeped ITS ASS!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

379 Zero fucks given on my Give a Fuck Meeper

Posted by: stumck at March 23, 2020 04:19 PM (w9Wax)

380 I bet guys. I've read they're one of the companies making serious bank now like walmart and cvs. I hope they come out dressed in some crazy combo of a hazmat suit and geeksquad outfit. They should at least be entertaining us. Maybe dance like in those old intel commercials.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2020 04:16 PM (l6b3d)


I was at the local one earlier and it was just a bunch of guys in the parking lot wearing neon yellow vests.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 23, 2020 04:19 PM (SgjGX)

381 They trump the city mayor ? I assume Dallas has a mayor.

--------------

In Texas, the only power a County Judge really has is during times of disaster. Floods are always a good time for the County Judge to get out there. But a pandemic. This is truly a once in a lifetime (soon to be more often) time for the County Judge to hold news conferences.

Posted by: SH at March 23, 2020 04:19 PM (sX1BW)

382 It's honestly crazy to me how much people aren't even SEEING the naked power grabs, forget objecting to them.

Posted by: Allie at March 23, 2020 04:20 PM (vmRc0)

383 Judge in Dallas county says Shelter in place in
effect tonight. Says if Tx doesn't go shelter in place, 430,000 Texans
will die. If it goes to Shelter in Place, we'll see 5,000 deaths.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

I've
been watching this. This is the most dangerous development of this
entire shit show. Judges have been legislating from the bench for a
long, long time - using the pretext of case law.

When they come out and simply start issuing edicts - we got a problem.




Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 04:14 PM (rUpwv)

In Texas, these county judges are the 'mayor' of the unincorporated parts of the county. The term 'judge' is more of an honorific than a bench / court position.
Sometimes the incorporated parts work with the county judge and sometimes they do not.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2020 04:20 PM (q1Pj5)

384

Question: The longer this goes on, the more misery the People suffer, who benefits?

a) Democrats
b) Republicans

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 04:20 PM (PMDgy)

385 "Was it over when the Germans meeped Pearl Harbor!!? No!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 04:20 PM (Y4EXg)

386 No way does a county judge in texas have anywhere near that authority. This is like Barney Fife proclaiming himself King

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2020 04:20 PM (eauMe)

387 Do Otters meep? I am trying to disentangle the hordememes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2020 04:20 PM (e/H31)

388 >>Does he realize the 71.3% of all statistics are made up? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2020 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

Ahem.
That's actually 71.4% of all statistics.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 04:20 PM (qXNVo)

389



NOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 04:20 PM (PMDgy)

390 They have a mayor. And a city council. But mainly, the city council.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)


Well - thanks to all y'all for the knowledge. I've worked Dallas and Houston more times than I can count - and apparently knew not a damn thing about how the org chart was drawn.

So - if I get this - voting for Mayor don't mean much ? The "County Judge" is where the real power lies ?

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 04:20 PM (rUpwv)

391 sorry I mean a folie ā plusieurs - the madness of several

This is like a psychotic delusion shared by many - there is a bit of truth in all delusions but the hysteria is untenable. I fully expect the Democrats to go Jim Jones on everyone at any moment.

Posted by: batterup at March 23, 2020 04:20 PM (K4I9O)

392 >>> I bet guys. I've read they're one of the companies making serious bank now like walmart and cvs. I hope they come out dressed in some crazy combo of a hazmat suit and geeksquad outfit. They should at least be entertaining us. Maybe dance like in those old intel commercials.
Posted by: banana Dream
====
Just got back from doing a pick up at Best Buy because they won*t let you in store now. Sadly, just some guy with scruffy beard, jeans and a plaid shirt. And no dancing either.

Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at March 23, 2020 04:20 PM (+FPkr)

393 >>Question: The longer this goes on, the more misery the People suffer, who benefits?

Zod.
Resume your suffering.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 04:21 PM (qXNVo)

394 NOOD

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 04:21 PM (TdMsT)

395 "Those Zeroes actually originated in America, ya know..."

As in plans stolen from howard hughes?

Posted by: jap zeroes over l a at March 23, 2020 04:21 PM (ftlS5)

396 If you beat your meep, you could go blind.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2020 04:21 PM (+0AKE)

397 @NiallStanage

An unnamed White House reporter has "a suspected case of COVID-19," according to an email just sent by White House Correspondents' Association president

Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 04:21 PM (cF8AT)

398 Shit. Atlanta mayor getting ready to announce for a

complete lock-down. Georgia governor considering state wide, but may

limit it to urban areas.

Shit.





Actually I kinda like that. Been saying for awhile now to shutter
the urban centers. Eff them. Let them stew in their own juices and
leave the rest of us alone.





Posted by: Diogenes"

Unfortunately it will include suburban areas as well. I will be locked up just like the urban hipsters and ghetto thugs. I'm betting the illegals will be exempt.

Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2020 04:21 PM (MxEKc)

399 Allie, almost no one objected when Wilson slapped his Sedition Act on America.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 04:21 PM (K04g6)

400 337
Cuomo is the worst of the worst, and now that it's
time to actually do is job, all of a sudden they're throwing palms at
his feet.



*makes jerking sign with hand*



/rant

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2020 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

Beautiful!!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 23, 2020 04:21 PM (N39Ws)

401 Wait - if "judges" are are what they call county administrators in TX, what do they call judgy-judges in TX?

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2020 04:21 PM (786Ro)

402 Yeah, maybe a good outcome from all this is that we take the concept of 'police power' seriously, and carefully consider which fvckheads we hand this power to.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2020 04:22 PM (ufFY8)

403 Nah Kate, that was Val.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 04:19 PM (K04g6)
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What am I? Chopped sushi?

Posted by: Betty at March 23, 2020 04:22 PM (g8Yc+)

404 Thought I could get in a 20 minute nap and not miss out on a new thread

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 04:22 PM (ZCEU2)

405 I watched Fauci contradict and criticize President Trump in a press conference.

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I think he's just playing the role of the good doctor/bureaucrat and sticking to the process.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2020 04:22 PM (CqE5x)

406


Loss of smell as a symptom.

Well, I guess that will trigger mass incidences of psychopathy, since getting locked inside, losing everything monetarily, and watching the criminal mismanagement of our government will help along the rage-strokes. A lack of the ability to smell is a common characteristic amongst serial killers and the like.

Posted by: imp at March 23, 2020 04:22 PM (SFOr6)

407 Nah Kate, that was Val.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 04:19

Val goes down. She takes a dive on sailors.

Slut.

Posted by: Kate at March 23, 2020 04:22 PM (iQmdl)

408 I think Dorkwolf said another 2 weeks for us in PA
Afaict, we just finished 1 week, so he's maybe extending us to April 6?

who knows
someone wake me up when its over

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 04:22 PM (G546f)

409 Splash those Zeroes. I repeat, splash the Zeroes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 04:18 PM (K04g6)

Roger Eagle One!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2020 04:22 PM (q1Pj5)

410 Wait - if "judges" are are what they call county administrators in TX, what do they call judgy-judges in TX?
Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2020 04:21 PM (786Ro)


I'm guessing "mayors".

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 04:23 PM (rUpwv)

411 NiallStanage

An unnamed White House reporter has "a suspected case of COVID-19," according to an email just sent by White House Correspondents' Association president
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 04:21 PM (cF8AT)

I hope it's Louella Alcindor-jabbar

Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2020 04:23 PM (CqE5x)

412 I meant Val, that is.

Posted by: Kate at March 23, 2020 04:23 PM (iQmdl)

413 397
@NiallStanage



An unnamed White House reporter has "a suspected case of COVID-19,"
according to an email just sent by White House Correspondents'
Association president

Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 04:21 PM (cF8AT)

It would be nice if the press leaked this person's name.
*spit*

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2020 04:23 PM (ufFY8)

414 I guess Law degree=Medical degree. "I'll handle this, I'm in pre-law"."I thought you were in pre-med?""What's the difference?" ...Co-rush chairman, "damn glad to meet you"...

Posted by: pahound at March 23, 2020 04:23 PM (8UwM+)

415 Meep is above my pay grade.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 04:24 PM (A2RfV)

416 I'm a little pimp with my hair meeped back
Pair a khaki pants with my meeps shined black
Got a little lady, walk meep street
Tellin' all the boys that she can't be meeped

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 23, 2020 04:24 PM (T09ml)

417 "Judge in Dallas county says Shelter in place in effect tonight"

It's Texas. Hope he's armed himself.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2020 04:24 PM (VpIIl)

418 dallas country judge (his real role is President of Dallas County) has ordered shelter in place for everyone that resides in Dallas County. That needs to include HIM as He is not a trucker, supermarket worker, health care worker or public safety official (my guess, he thinks he is required for public safety) He has the authority to make emergency rules that last for 10 days. Every day, he issues yet a more stringent rule and pushes out the end date. Yup, He is a PROGRESSIVE.
Posted by: politic uber alles at March 23,

same county judge, Clay Jenkins, that welcomed ebola boy and had his ebola filled apartment hosed out into White Rock Creek cuz water kills ebola

Posted by: x at March 23, 2020 04:25 PM (nFwvY)

419 Judge Roy Meep Meep.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 04:25 PM (A2RfV)

420 Oregon's governor (spit) issued the lockdown order within the last hour. Say goodbye to every small business in the state. I wonder what will happen to all the legal weed shops? Maybe the gov considers them "essential health care services" or something.

Posted by: PabloD at March 23, 2020 04:25 PM (TZeOj)

421 Damn - everybody's gone.

So if the "County Judge" - that's really just the mayor of the parts of Dallas County that ain't incorporated - says "shelter in place", why does the city of Dallas give a shit ? Are they not incorporated as a city rather than a county ?

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 04:26 PM (rUpwv)

422 I've led a sheltered life and only now have a boss that I don't respect.

That is tough because a good boss can make work bearable, even pleasant, and a bad one can make it just miserable every day. I guess it depends on how many other opportunities there are in your area, what money you need to have (family etc) and how much of a direct influence this guy has on your career.

For example, if you're solo and don't have a lot of expenses, maybe you can change careers or move to some other place.

Or if you have the opportunity you can move to a competitor, or at least a different department away from this workplace cancer.

There might be a slim chance that if you get to know the guy you can find a way to work with him and he'll be less annoying, but that's usually not the case.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

423 Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker
New: Microsoft says a newly discovered security flaw found in all supported versions of Windows is under active attack.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 23, 2020 04:26 PM (2wZD9)

424 423
Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker

New: Microsoft says a newly discovered security flaw found in all supported versions of Windows is under active attack.



Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 23, 2020 04:26 PM (2wZD9)

Well, they said that this thing is a virus.
And, Microsoft.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2020 04:28 PM (ufFY8)

425 New: Microsoft says a newly discovered security flaw found in all supported versions of Windows is under active attack.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 23, 2020 04:26 PM (2wZD9)


So Windows 95 is safe?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2020 04:28 PM (1g7ch)

426 Shelter in place.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2020 04:29 PM (ufFY8)

427 Patrick Hussion @PatrickHussion
32s
**NEW: Pres. Trump signs an Executive Order to prevent hoarding & price gouging of supplies needed during the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. AG William Barr has made this a major focus & he'll be joining the WH Coronavirus Briefing today at 5:30pm ET. @OANN

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 23, 2020 04:29 PM (2wZD9)

428 I think he's just playing the role of the good doctor/bureaucrat and sticking to the process.

He is overstating the danger and downplaying the possibility that the Chloraquine solution will help, which I think is not very positive or necessary, but we'll see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

429 Went to Trader Joe's this afternoon. They had people lined up outside the store on a sidewalk marked with lines to tell people how far apart to stand. They were allowing people into the store as people came out and wiping down the carraiges as they came back. Store was fully stocked. Produce, eggs pasta, cereal, bread....no empty shelves. Only one or two people in an aisle. It was probably the most pleasant shopping experience I have had there as it is a small store and usually crowded.When I saw the line, decided to hit the wine store next to it. When I walked through the door, a nice man wiped a basket down and handed it to me. Bought three nice bottles for a little over $30 bucks total.
All in all, I was really glad I ventured out. Snowing like crazy now but I am all set.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 23, 2020 04:30 PM (QzF6i)

430 Trump should start signing Executive Orders left and right. Start with making Plaquenil and OTC drug and watch the Hawaiian judges go into action.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 23, 2020 04:31 PM (puu6v)

431 We had groups of people coming up to the suburbs from NYC and basically raiding the stores of key supplies. Local government started a limit on certain supplies because the wine moms and these lowlifes were sucking up so much of the supply. So the NYC thieves retooled and came up with a group of people who each went from store to store and bought their limit of TP, paper towels, Tylenol and other items. Next, should make you show a drivers license before some of the locals, ahem, start shooting these people.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2020 04:32 PM (VpIIl)

432 Pelosi is now trying to hold the emergency funding hostage until Trump stops suing to end the ACA. Somehow I don't think this is going to be the winner she imagines it to be through her drunken haze.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 04:33 PM (KZzsI)

433 "Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 23, 2020 04:30 PM (QzF6i)"

What's your AO?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2020 04:34 PM (VpIIl)

434 AO ?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 23, 2020 04:37 PM (QzF6i)

435 Stock is returning most of the markets. The better ones are enforcing purchasing limits and have handlers to keep people orderly. The local Costco was fully stocked on everything except rice, eggs, and TP. They restock those overnight so if I hadn't waited until noon I might have been able to get my ratio. The lines were short and they had staff to help you find the shortest checkout line.

Posted by: StuckInCalifornia at March 23, 2020 04:37 PM (fRnJ7)

436 NOW I find out Trump's presser is at 5:30 Eastern.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 23, 2020 04:40 PM (T09ml)

437 @333 His horn went

Meep meep meep


Posted by: Mr. Peebles
I can't escape the notion this is what you're after here:
https://tinyurl.com/uc3yfr6

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2020 04:47 PM (8IOEj)

438 Hawaiian Punch for Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 05:00 PM (C1SGV)

439 I was banned for calling Jake Tapper a "tard" as he acted confused one day on his own show as to the push back against FISA- Meanwhile; played six-degree's to Trump Russia collusion on same show

Posted by: Gordan Hudde at March 23, 2020 05:28 PM (8mb8L)

440 ..and why would I want to get a Twitter account again?

For that matter, why does anyone want one?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 23, 2020 08:17 PM (Exv3s)

441 This fucking devotion to the experts by some around here is, frankly, a shining example of one of the tenants of Progressives - the notion that the elites know so much better than the unwashed masses. I guess some folks really like the idea of a Technocracy.


Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 04:02 PM (rUpwv)

I've heard it suggested, for instance, that the police should never, ever be question because only they know police business. To which I retort, "So, you aren't a fan of juries, are you?"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 23, 2020 08:23 PM (Exv3s)

442 Communicating on Twitter is like swimming in an open sewer. Quit using it, you will be much happier.

Posted by: Bob (formerly Beto) at March 24, 2020 09:27 AM (hVOXD)

443 The economic model for social media must be destroyed: No gathering of information without compensation to the user.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (hrHLc)

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