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The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
Supreme Leader Khamenei’s fabrications regarding the Wuhan Virus are dangerous and they put Iranians and people around the world at greater risk. Facts matter. Here are a few the Iranian regime would like to keep from the world: Fact: In February, Iran’s chief terror airline, Mahan Air, ran at least 55 flights between Tehran and China, further infecting the Iranian people. At least five foreign countries’ first cases of coronavirus were directly imported from Iran, putting millions more lives at risk. Fact: The Iranian regime ignored repeated warnings from its own health officials, and denied its first death from the coronavirus for at least nine days. The regime continues to lie to the Iranian people and the world about the number of cases and deaths, which are unfortunately far higher than the regime admits. Fact: As Iranian regime officials ask for more funds, it is important to note that since 2012, Iran has spent over $16 billion on terror abroad, and used sanctions relief from the JCPOA to fill up its proxies’ coffers. Regime officials stole over a billion Euros intended for medical supplies, and continue to hoard desperately needed masks, gloves, and other medical equipment for sale on the black market. Fact: U.S. sanctions do not target imports of food, medicine and medical equipment, or other humanitarian goods. Iranian documents show their health companies have been able to import testing kits without obstacle from U.S. sanctions since January. Fact: The United States has offered over $100 million in medical assistance to foreign countries, including to the Iranian people, and our scientists are working tirelessly to develop a vaccine. Khamenei rejected this offer because he works tirelessly to concoct conspiracy theories and prioritizes ideology over the Iranian people.It is the job of the secretary of state to communicate the foreign policy of the United States to its allies and enemies around the world. It is not in his purview to run a rogue operation with his personal foreign policy. That doesn't sound difficult, yet it has been a constant tussle for many presidents, and Michael Pompeo seems to understand that. What a pleasure! A robust geopolitical stance with aggressive and swift communication of America's needs and wants and opinions does not mean that we are thirsting for war. In fact, it will result in quite the opposite. Clarity in our intentions and desires means that there is no confusion in the halls of power around the world.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 11:00 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 11:00 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at March 24, 2020 11:01 AM (NSEzS)
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 24, 2020 11:01 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 24, 2020 11:01 AM (Q0S+Q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 11:02 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 24, 2020 11:02 AM (2+j2N)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 11:02 AM (JRaU+)
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 11:02 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 11:02 AM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 11:03 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:03 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 11:03 AM (qQgfA)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 11:03 AM (ZCEU2)
I agree, we should not be feeding the enemy until the war is over.
Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 11:03 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 11:04 AM (G546f)
These are the times when Men on White Horses ride tall. Iran is primed and waiting for one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 11:04 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 11:04 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 24, 2020 11:04 AM (N30JC)
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JAS at March 24, 2020 11:04 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 11:02 AM (8B6Ng)
I'm not hoarding anything!
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 11:04 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 11:04 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 11:05 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 11:05 AM (qQgfA)
Is EVERYONE in congress a hundred fucking years old?
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
1995
GOP: "let's cut the rate of increase in spending"
Democrats/media: "ZOMG YOU RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBE BIGOTS, the answer is to spend"
2009
GOP: "let's not spend on stimulus"
Democrats/media: "ZOMG YOU RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBE BIGOTS, the answer is to spend"
2020
GOP: "let's spend!"
Democrats/media: "ZOMG YOU RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBE BIGOTS, the answer is to spend MORE"
So the "conservative" party has been co-opted; its plan to fix problems is just to print more money and spend it. And that's not good enough for the Democrats, who have technically WON-- it's no longer a question of spending OR cutting, of increasing or decreasing the government's role. It's a question of how much bigger we're going to make the government in response to EVERYTHING, ALL THE TIME. But even that's not good enough for them.
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at March 24, 2020 11:06 AM (cNBLi)
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2020 11:06 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 24, 2020 11:06 AM (U2+zT)
Son's girlfriend's boss's best friend has COVID-19. Her boss is getting tested, and my husband has sent son home until he's tested.
If son tests positive, he's exposed everyone in the company, my husband included. He's waiting to hear from the VA if he can get in today for the test.
Son's girlfriend lives and works in Beaufort, SC, and travels over to son's house in the Savannah area on the weekends. When her boss returned from Italy three weeks ago, I strongly suggested they remain apart for a couple of weeks.
Prayers for our son, his girlfriend, and all of us please.
Yeesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:07 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 11:07 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 24, 2020 11:07 AM (T9Hmo)
Yeah, I know, "trust Kansas". I will say that Pompeo absolutely has the 'gravitas' of a leader.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 11:07 AM (EYsyU)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 11:07 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 11:07 AM (e/H31)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 11:07 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 11:08 AM (nRWPy)
477 I have heard tell of the brains eaten like sherbet from the skulls of live monkeys. They were held immobile in a table that clamped around their heads.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2020 11:00 AM (Dc2NZ)
yikes
where do they do that?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 11:02 AM (G546f)
Ask Indiana Jones!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 11:08 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 11:08 AM (knNho)
I love a man who presents bullet points without name-calling or softening the condemnation of the Death-to-Americurs.
I'm going of now to pick up deliveries at the post office. I asked my friends if they needed anything, but they're settling in place. I hope all of you are cozy, too.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 24, 2020 11:08 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (3aI0K)
Italy is now at 11% death percentage where US is less than 1%.
I gave them those stats and they mumbled Trump bad something or other.
I'm sad
Posted by: DitkaCA at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (kVjCi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (V2Yro)
@brhodes
At a time when we desperately need clear information and direction from the White House, we have 50 states making their own choices and someone who is totally incoherent in the White House changing their mind every couple of days
$#@%^! These a$$holes are dangerously stupid.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (bDqIh)
Is EVERYONE in congress a hundred fucking years old?
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
So, I'm a babe now !!!
Posted by: Nanzi at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (vEIlU)
Scary.
Not a doctor, but it probably would not hurt to have them take normal amounts of zinc, vit D, and vit C right now.
And you too.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (i2kfo)
I mourn all the hot Persian women who could, if not for Kung Flu might be sating my lust.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 11:07 AM (o2MD2)
So, after that 5 minutes, what then?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2020 11:10 AM (sjdRT)
-media
White House Press Briefings, proof that there are such things as stupid questions.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 11:10 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 24, 2020 11:06 AM (U2+zT)
Tillerson was more like a smelly foul ball.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 11:10 AM (V2Yro)
Scary.
Not a doctor, but it probably would not hurt to have them take normal amounts of zinc, vit D, and vit C right now.
And you too.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (G546f)
This.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 11:10 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 11:03 AM
Right hand only!
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at March 24, 2020 11:10 AM (DMUuz)
Jane D'oh, prayers!
Scary.
Not a doctor, but it probably would not hurt to have them take normal amounts of zinc, vit D, and vit C right now.
And you too.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (G546f)
I'm already doing all that. Will strongly suggest to our son he do the same. He's pretty freaked out right now, deservedly so.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:10 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 11:11 AM (qQgfA)
Still steaming about Louise Mench.
Hope the bitch gets Kung flu and dies screaming in agony.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2020 11:11 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM
Where is Iran getting test kits? Not from us, I hope.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 11:11 AM (Ez6QX)
Seems to me, it's the local city, county and state governments that are stripping your rights hour by hour.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)
And not toilet paper shortages. The other hand does the job.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 11:11 AM (+fPHo)
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
we can be like they are
Come on baby
don't fear the meeper
Baby take my hand
don't fear the meeper
We'll be able to fly
don't fear the meeper
Baby I'm your man
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 11:11 AM (NWiLs)
Yeesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:07 AM
I'll pray, but I'm warning you. You better like his girlfriend, because my usual prayers for couples end with marriage and babies. Amen.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 24, 2020 11:11 AM (/+bwe)
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....and then there's the MFM.
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 11:11 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 11:07 AM (o2MD2)
a bird with a bush
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 11:11 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 11:03 AM (ZCEU2)
idk, they got some hot women.
once you get rid of the burkas...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 11:12 AM (+NdM9)
So, I'm a babe now !!!
Posted by: Nanzi at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (rpxSz)
No.
You're the Crypt Keeper.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 11:12 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 11:12 AM (knNho)
Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 24, 2020 11:06 AM (U2+zT)
More like a foul out.
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2020 11:13 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 11:10 AM
No worries. Punk Monk will cut a bitch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 11:13 AM (ejd/p)
---
$300,000,000 for the Corporation for public broadcasting.
$500,000,000 for the Institute of Museum and Library Services.
---
Can't have propaganda going underfunded.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 11:13 AM (Eicbe)
Wonder what the Dems will be up to today. What antics they have in store as the DOW seems to be inching up, at least for now.
They will not have that!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:13 AM (vEIlU)
I'm trying to distribute my ire to all involved equally but a few of them are getting the lion's share of it.
People are stupid.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 11:13 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2020 11:13 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 11:13 AM (ZfRYq)
Just give us what we want and everything will be fine come November.
The Democrats would never lock you in your homes!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 24, 2020 11:13 AM (1+J19)
I keep meaning to do some research on just why the PLO leadership was allowed to escape to Tunis in 1983, and why they weren't stomped like the bugs they were...
Shultz' career since has largely been defined by his San Francisco bien-pensant wife, he's a warmist whose failing judgment is most clearly illustrated by his rusted-on support for the Theranos babe.
Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 11:13 AM (8erNz)
2. The Mullahs in Tehran accuse the US of the WuHan Flu
3. The Democrats in DC accuse Trump of not doing enough to handle WuHan Flu
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 11:14 AM (qQgfA)
By the way, to Democrats and their Republican Chamber of Commerce buddies. A nation friendly to the United States doesn't conspire with the worlds biggest sponsor of state terrorism to kill our troops and citizens. So have a big glass of shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 24, 2020 11:14 AM (3inwt)
At a time when we desperately need clear information and direction from the White House, we have 50 states making their own choices and someone who is totally incoherent in the White House changing their mind every couple of days
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (bDqIh)
++++++++++
It's called "federalism," Ben. Someone who was helping drive policy and messaging for the executive branch of the Federal government ought to understand how devolution of powers and local control works. And Trump has been pretty consistent overall. Yes, lots of details change. We're moving from "unreliable data" to "some reliable data" to "a little bit of local data" into "lots of local data." As the quality of our knowledge improves, so will the consistency of our actions.
But it is not guaranteed, because ours is a system built on local controls. You should know that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 11:14 AM (e/H31)
I ran out to the local Publix to pick up a few things, and of course the shelves were stripped bare of TP, paper towels, and Kleenex. One of the cashiers told me they're getting a shipment of paper goods later this afternoon, and to check back.
Husband is working from home, and though we have TP, with him here, we'll run low more quickly.
I'm carrying sanitizing wipes in my car, and carrying one or two in my hands when I'm in the store.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:14 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 11:12 AM (knNho)
It is one cushy job that requires no accomplishment and has no accountability.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: George Kaplan at March 24, 2020 11:14 AM (v9DK0)
This might make an interesting subject for an art thread(this is the wiki url which has a zoomable picture):
https:// tinyurl.com/qqz9lo2 (remove space)
This "The Fairy Feller's Master Stroke"
Painted
by Richard Dadd around the middle nineteenth century while being held
in the Broadmoor Hospital in Berkshire England. It took him 9 years to
do. Relatively small canvas with a LOT of detail.
And I mean a
LOT of fine detail. It's of a groups of sort of fairy folks gathered to
watch the Feller crack open chestnuts for to make a Queen's carriage.
(the Queen's there).
For some reason my tiny url came out with being too long
Here's the Tate Gallery
https:// tinyurl.com/vj3hk4x
Remove the space before the tinyurl letters
(are all urls banned now even tinyurls?)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 24, 2020 11:15 AM (1Lhet)
At a time when we desperately need clear information and direction from the White House, we have 50 states making their own choices and someone who is totally incoherent in the White House changing their mind every couple of days
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (bDqIh)
Um, 10th Amendment anyone?
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)
prayers for your sister
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 11:15 AM (G546f)
once you get rid of the burkas...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 11:12 AM
^^^ This. Had a Persian coworker whose family was smart enough to bug out in '79. She could stop conversation just by walking by. Smokin'.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 11:15 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 24, 2020 11:06 AM (U2+zT)
once he got a whiff of Rex , he pulled him
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 11:15 AM (rpxSz)
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They aren't stripping anything that isn't being surrendered to them.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 11:15 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 11:11 AM (+fPHo)
No tp anxiety, I guess.
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2020 11:15 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:15 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 11:12 AM (NWiLs)
Even the otters are staying home?
Posted by: Someguy at March 24, 2020 11:15 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 11:16 AM (KxVoZ)
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So a grocery bag of Kit-kats and half a gallon of soy milk.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 11:16 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:17 AM (vEIlU)
Prayers for our son, his girlfriend, and all of us please.
Yeesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:07 AM
I'll pray, but I'm warning you. You better like his girlfriend,
because my usual prayers for couples end with marriage and babies. Amen.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 24, 2020 11:11 AM (/+bwe)
Lol. I've met her for about a nano-second as she was arriving late to son's oyster roast and I was leaving. Pretty girl. Son seems crazy about her, so I'm hoping she's not like the one who played him and broke his heart five years ago.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:17 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 11:07 AM (EYsyU)
Just dust in the wind, dude.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 11:17 AM (NWiLs)
And it is also a major foreign policy victory. Trump delayed the outbreak here bigly by restricting travel from hot spots, and those without those restrictions (Europe) or who were much closer to the problem (Asia) found the thing that helps and we are able to take huge shortcuts based on their early exposure and our late exposure.
And neither the foreign policy victory nor the (hopeful) medical improvement will be declared as anything but the deranged failures of a xenophobic madman.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 11:17 AM (e/H31)
Someone switched Cuomo on again.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:18 AM (vEIlU)
Dated one of those in college. Hot, and frighteningly better informed on many things than I was at the time.
Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 11:18 AM (8erNz)
Prayers up.
I'm also having trouble with kids not doing as I ask. The 16 yr old, I'm at full war with but with that one I have the power to stop.
I hope your situation doesn't produce anything. I hear day 2-5 is the peak days of coming down with it. Day 9 you're 90% sure of being clear. 14 for sure.
Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 11:18 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 11:17
Carry on...
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 11:18 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (bDqIh)
Um, 10th Amendment anyone?
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)
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They aren't advocating anything so much as the remedy of control itself.
Remember, before the liars flipped the data, the progs actually tested higher for "authoritarianism" than cons.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 11:18 AM (Eicbe)
Target also has an order online, pick up in store - dunno if you can get any paper goods that way right now, maybe?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 11:18 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Someguy at March 24, 2020 11:15 AM (Zm+LZ)
Lets just let it be a surprise, eh?
Posted by: Otters at March 24, 2020 11:18 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 11:18 AM (knNho)
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 11:19 AM (qQgfA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)
The Guv'mint is asking for solutions to the ventilator problem.
"The DIY Hack-a-Vent Innovation Challenge dares you to solve a serious problem at a critical time! We dare you to help design and build a Prototype Ventilator to support the Medical Response to COVID-19. We dare you to develop a low-cost, non-FDA approved, mechanical ventilation support system that can be rapidly produced at local levels with widely available resources."
Anyone got any ideas? The bad news is the suspense is tomorrow to submit the Horde-o-lator.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 11:19 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:19 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 24, 2020 11:06 AM (U2+zT)
Tillerson was more like a smelly foul ball.
Called third strike on three pitches with the bat never leaving his shoulder.
Posted by: Agitator at March 24, 2020 11:19 AM (oEmr5)
--- They aren't stripping anything that isn't being surrendered to them.
L A sherrif just declared gun storrs non essential.
I GET TA BE A DICKTATOR TOO!!11
Posted by: getting the banned to shoot back at March 24, 2020 11:19 AM (hujHF)
I really have some cool watches and playing with them is fun.
Next? I am going to the gun safe and play with my 110 guns. I have so many pistols I need a separate safe for the ammo. Why do I need three 45's and six 9mm? What is a Walter PP Ultra? I don't know, but I have one and 1,000 rounds of ammo for it.
First world problems, don't come over to my place and try to take anything.
It will not work out for you.
Posted by: Kemp at March 24, 2020 11:20 AM (g9dL3)
Jane Doe,
Keep in mind the floating petri dish Diamond Princess.
Over 3700 guests and crew.
712 confirmed cases (roughly 20% even GOT it).
10 deaths.
Also bear in mind, average age of passengers was close to 70... no real serious medical care... not a hair on fire scenario, I don't think.
YMMV
Posted by: MarkY at March 24, 2020 11:20 AM (i022r)
Target also has an order online, pick up in store - dunno if you can get any paper goods that way right now, maybe?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 11:18 AM (G546f)
I'm well over 29, but the store said the shelves were cleaned out yesterday (townies). I can make use of Shipt or something, but it just feels good to get out for a few minutes.
My husband has ordered our son to self-quarantine the rest of the week.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:20 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)
I don't know, we may have reached the point of know return
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 11:20 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:21 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 11:21 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 24, 2020 11:21 AM (8JqLB)
Stupid.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 11:21 AM (oVJmc)
Crips, Bloods, MS-13 - "Who needs a gun store?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 11:21 AM (qQgfA)
I think nyc has always been the epicenter of this crap in the U.S., and that its been here since December. Maybe November. And still, here in nyc, with people living in much higher density and using more mass transit than anywhere else in the U.S., the mortality rate as of this morning: 12,000 diagnosed, 100 dead == .8%
Posted by: Al Crapton at March 24, 2020 11:21 AM (S/qiR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 11:21 AM (bDqIh)
28 Trump hit a home run on Pompeo, unlike the sacrifice fly on Tillerson.
Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 24, 2020 11:06 AM (U2+zT)
A man that was FIRST in his class at West Point, is not to be fucked with, by anyone!
Posted by: Kemp at March 24, 2020 11:21 AM (g9dL3)
At a time when we desperately need clear information and direction from the White House, we have 50 states making their own choices and someone who is totally incoherent in the White House changing their mind every couple of days
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 11:09 AM (bDqIh)
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Hopefully, someone helpfully pointed out to Ben Rhodes that Barack is no loner in office.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 11:22 AM (WEBkv)
Sean Davis @seanmdav
If NYC is bad enough to justify shutting down all of America, then it should be put in state receivership and sealed up, with National Guard making sure nobody enters/leaves until there's not a trace of WuFlu. Why hasn't that been done? Doesn't public health demand it?
Want to contain the spread in major hotspots like New York City? Shut down all travel there. Close all airports and public transportation, and block all bridges and tunnels. Shelter-in-place for 6-8 weeks. And let the rest of America get back to work.
Build a Wall!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:22 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: KANSAS at March 24, 2020 11:22 AM (mw1Wz)
No, not really, acc. to the Johns Hopkins map. Italy, Spain (?!), and Iran are the non-Wuhan hotspots.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 11:22 AM (EYsyU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:21 AM (KZzsI)
You can always barter for, um, favors.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 11:22 AM (NWiLs)
Oh, how sentimental of you.
I mean, after all, you could be running a wet market and let your customers pluck them live...
Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 11:22 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Art? This isn't art!
Posted by: Rothko at March 24, 2020 11:22 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 11:22 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 11:21 AM
So what you're saying is that beer makes a great pool cleaner. I did not know that. Weird wild stuff.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 11:23 AM (l6b3d)
If Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer aren't the most hated people in America right now, it's only because not enough people understand what they did. Let's fix that. Spread the word.
Amen, brother.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:23 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:21 AM (KZzsI)
Good!
I am happy to report that vcasa has a respectable strategic bacon reserve
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 11:23 AM (G546f)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:23 AM (FZxI4)
You can always barter for, um, favors.
I know people for whom that might actually work. I got some coffee, the good stuff. Folgers. But you know what they say, no free rides.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:23 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 24, 2020 11:06 AM (U2+zT)
In my opinion, Rex was a strike out.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 11:24 AM (I+7jM)
I'd prefer that someone do that while pushing him out of a UH-60 ten miles out over the Atlantic.
Oh wait, that's eliminationist rhetoric...I denounce myself.
Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 11:24 AM (8erNz)
One of the little bastards called in a bomb threat.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:23 AM
Hey!!!
Quit stealing my material. See last thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 11:24 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:20 AM (ptqGC)
My mom is going to the grocery store during senior hour this morning, mostly just to get out of the house. She is usually either at her senior center every day, and being cooped up is getting to her.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 11:24 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 11:19 AM (axyOa)
Working on the motor mount...is a 12hp Tecumseh too much?
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2020 11:24 AM (X/Pw5)
And why isn't McConnell able to run the House, seeing on how Pelosi can run the Senate?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 11:24 AM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:24 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Kemp at March 24, 2020 11:24 AM (g9dL3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (KZzsI)
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He probably meant of known infections.
Keep in mind Italy, whatever their intentions, are using their triage process to clear out a lot of patients who were already dying of something (and often multiple somethings). So if you had stage 4 pancreatic cancer, and caught kung flu, you don't get a respirator and die, and they count it as a kung flu fatality.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Al Crapton at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (S/qiR)
Posted by: testing 1 2 3 at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (/LQkF)
Charisma (attractiveness. Not beauty/handsome but attractive to people
Friendly (make people feel you're interested in them even if you're not)
Clever (know who to suck up to and when and who to crush and when)
Without these basics you can get elected but only to the lower levels of government.
Note: honesty, truthfulness, patriotism, morals are not required (and many, many others). They actually may hinder.
Remember we (as a People) get the government we (as a People) deserve.
Unfortunately we still have a lot left over from the crypto commie mistake from on the lake and they are the ones who are doing most all the damage. But Trump can't fire them all at once or he'd have no government.
I'm of the opinion that the President is overloaded with too much to do from day one. We should have an elected Chief of Staff (names of nominees offered by the Presidential Nominee only) who would begin immediately the process of vetting and firing all those from a previous admin who cannot be trusted. And should then be his Chief of Staff for all open positions that now Trump has to approve (well the people he selects for that job)
Mistakes were made as Trump was not an insider. Not having been in DC for decades and knew all the assholes and bastards by name. He'd only heard about a few.
Plus I think he actually trusted Obama to some degree. He was taken in just like half the country.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (1Lhet)
If NYC is bad enough to justify shutting down all of America, then it should be put in state receivership and sealed up, with National Guard making sure nobody enters/leaves until there's not a trace of WuFlu. Why hasn't that been done? Doesn't public health demand it?
Want to contain the spread in major hotspots like New York City? Shut down all travel there. Close all airports and public transportation, and block all bridges and tunnels. Shelter-in-place for 6-8 weeks. And let the rest of America get back to work.
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Here! Here!
Posted by: Snake Plissken at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2020 11:24 AM
Can you ever have too much power???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020
Dust.
Wind.
Dude.
Posted by: Theodore Logan at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (ptqGC)
Not yet, but coming.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 11:21 AM (H8QX
Now now. This is Not Who We Are. (TM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: testing ?? at March 24, 2020 11:26 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:24 AM (ptqGC)
good
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:26 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 11:26 AM (knNho)
Quit stealing my material. See last thread.
Posted by: Diogenes
LOL. I'll bet you are on my Facebook feed somewhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:26 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 11:26 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (axyOa)
Yes. See, e.g,, Congress.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 11:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Scotty at March 24, 2020 11:27 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (ptqGC)
for the Quinine?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:27 AM (vEIlU)
One of the little bastards called in a bomb threat.
It was funnier the first time around.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 11:27 AM (KxVoZ)
House votes majority rules. Senate votes, takes 60 votes on most issues due to filibuster rules. Mitch can kill the filibuster but the risk is the Dems take control they can then put through anything they want. Dems got rid of it for judicial appointees and the Republicans have used that to fill the courts.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2020 11:27 AM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (axyOa)
++++++++++
I REWIRED IT! huh huh huh
Posted by: Tim Allen at March 24, 2020 11:27 AM (e/H31)
policy of the United States to its allies and enemies around the world.<<<
John Fucking Kerry never met an enemy he didn't like. Wait, he's not SoS?
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2020 11:27 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 11:27 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:26 AM
SSshhh!!!
I plagiarizer the shit outta that place.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 11:27 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 11:27 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 11:27 AM (WqPYg)
Remember, before the liars flipped the data, the progs actually tested higher for "authoritarianism" than cons.
- - -
First, they always want more control, so the idea that Trump isn't going into tyrant mode confuses and scares them. See the hysterical reporters and mayors (de Blasio) DEMANDING Trump issue nationwide shelter in place.
Second, this is also their biggest political weapon, which their lizard brains instinctively know: IF Trump makes the big decisions then they can relentlessly attack him for making it wrong, too early, too late, not big enough, too extreme, etc.
Trump is respecting federalism, allowing each state and major city make the decisions that work best for them (because they are infinitely more familiar with how things work there), as well as allowing each city and state leader be held accountable for these decisions. His task force is providing advice and assistance to ensure their success.
It is exactly what I'd want him to do.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 11:27 AM (bDqIh)
We know the relief you feel!
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at March 24, 2020 11:28 AM (EYsyU)
I seriously doubt it will work that way. Once ventilators are in a state, it will be all but impossible to get the governor to give them up. Same with Army Mobile Hospitals. When one of those units is set-up in a location, local political pressure to keep it there will be overpowering.
If every squeaky wheel gets all the grease available at the time, until manufacturing gets up to speed, the Feds will run out of grease before squeaky wheels start loudly squeaking.
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2020 11:28 AM (AMIL/)
If the whole state of NY shutdown?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:28 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (ptqGC)
"Scored"? I'm old enough to remember when you went shopping and "picked up" a few things.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2020 11:28 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 24, 2020 11:28 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 11:26 AM (nRWPy)
oh no
I think dagny may be delirious
4 oz quarantini, stat!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 24, 2020 11:28 AM (G546f)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 11:28 AM (E+OcO)
This morning?
Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 11:27 AM (nRWPy)
Better late than never.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
He was a streaker, running on the field and saying "look at me".
Posted by: pep at March 24, 2020 11:29 AM (T6t7i)
Yeah people think I'm witty and funny on Twitter because I steal stuff from here all the time.
I'd credit people but names like "Charlie Brown's Dildo" don't come across well as a quote.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:29 AM (KZzsI)
OH yeah I forgot that Queen has a song about the Fairy Feller.
And the painting is featured in a Terry Pratchett Novel about Disc World witches on the Chalk: "The Wee Free Men"
Posted by: jakee308 at March 24, 2020 11:29 AM (1Lhet)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 24, 2020 11:29 AM (lRQVW)
It's right up their alley.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 11:29 AM (CLRL3)
"The DIY Hack-a-Vent Innovation Challenge dares you to solve a serious problem at a critical time! We dare you to help design and build a Prototype Ventilator to support the Medical Response to COVID-19. We dare you to develop a low-cost, non-FDA approved, mechanical ventilation support system that can be rapidly produced at local levels with widely available resources."
Anyone got any ideas? The bad news is the suspense is tomorrow to submit the Horde-o-lator.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 11:19 AM (axyOa)
And no. Bongs are NOT ventilators.
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 11:30 AM (Fs5vw)
Oh yeah...Tillerson was recommended by Bob Gates, appointed by Bush 43 once Rumsfeld was finally disposed of and who had stayed on thinking he could be the adult in the room once the Obama nursery took over.
Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 11:30 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (ptqGC)
for the Quinine?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:27 AM (vEIlU)
Well, that and for gin and tonics. *slaps forehead* I forgot limes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 24, 2020 11:30 AM (NvbIF)
But not the Morganna the Kissing Bandit kind
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:30 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 11:30 AM (knNho)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:14 AM (ptqGC)
Jane, you bring up something I've been meaning to point out.
IF you are going to sanitize something like a shopping cart handle, your car steering wheel etc, you need to apply the wipe solution and then leave it alone until it dries, which is usually one to two minutes. All virucidal solutions are not instant death to viruses, it takes them some period of time(varying with the solution) to actually kill or render the virus inactive. I keep seeing news clips of people, often employees, wiping down an object like they are cleaning a window. All they are doing, and Dr. Birx said this the other day, is smearing and spreading the virus around.
I'm retired from health care and had more continuing education seminars and updates than I could count on disinfecting and sanitizing surfaces, myself, patients, and the proper use of PPE equipment. If you look at the instructions on Clorox wipes or Lysol solutions, they will say the same thing , the surface must remain wet for a period of time to actually sanitize.
Also, if you are using spray type of cleaners, disinfectants, do not spray and breathe it at the same time. Either wear a mask or spray and walk away for a minute or two. Once it dries, wipe with a wet cloth, etc.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 24, 2020 11:30 AM (4ywJ2)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 24, 2020 11:30 AM (3inwt)
And PLEASE stop them from traveling to their vacation home in FL, Nantucket, Aspen, etc. and bringing the d@mned Wuhan flue with them!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 11:30 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 24, 2020 11:30 AM (8JqLB)
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2020 11:28 AM (AMIL/)
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Worldinfo shows they've had 2,300+ cases just today.
The next-up state is Indianna at 108.
California is only at +29 for the day.
And Rick Wilson pretended that red-staters were going to be attending a lot of funerals....
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 11:30 AM (Eicbe)
Called third strike on three pitches with the bat never leaving his shoulder.
Posted by: Agitator at March 24, 2020 11:19 AM (oEmr5)
On paper, I thought that Rex was an inspired idea. CEO with extensive multinational experience, relationships with leaders from strategically important countries, outside-the-box thinking that would have remade a hide-bound, if not deeply corrupt, State Department.
A real disappointment, that Tillerson fellow.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM (iuFgi)
You will be amazed at what comes out of this. PFW (Pressure-fed Weed)?
Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM (8erNz)
She reminds me of Mrs. Garrett (Charlotte Rae) from "The Facts of Life."
Posted by: JAS at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM (2BZBZ)
____________________
LOL, spoken like people who have never actually been inside an Italian hospital.
Italy has fewer ICU beds per capita than almost any other western country.
They're not even close to having "the greatest healthcare in the world," but they do have some of the worst in the western world.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM (k4dH2)
Katrikki Velo, Katariina Fekete, Meri Gala, Riikka Tatar, Mijam Bon, Mielikki Tardy, Kalwa Brody, Hana Wuollet, Irena Puro, Jindriska Hamalainen, Ana Tanner, Sabrina Semenovof, Abra Ilveslynx, Valentina Pavlovof, Serafina Rebanefox, Vedette Kukkrooster. and Fulvia Alekseev.
One person on the ONT voted for Ana Tanner and Irena Puro. Another liked the Finnish names. What say the Horde today?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM (qQgfA)
Sean on a roll
Want to contain the spread in major hotspots like New York City? Shut down all travel there. Close all airports and public transportation, and block all bridges and tunnels. Shelter-in-place for 6-8 weeks. And let the rest of America get back to work.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM (vEIlU)
--Joe Dimaggio
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)
Several years ago I was checking in at the Wichita airport for the morning redeye to DC. I overheard the agent next to mine say "I can't find your reservation - how do you spell your last name, sir?"
"P-O-M-P-E-O"
He was our congressman at the time. They found his reservation.
Posted by: Top.Man. at March 24, 2020 11:32 AM (h+0Ny)
Pancake compressor, hose and dive regulator?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 11:32 AM (mw1Wz)
@GOP
and
@NRCC
should be running ads non-stop explaining the evil of
@SpeakerPelosi
and
@SenSchumer
.
They blocked a little relief for the lowest paid in order to push a radically far left govt. control agenda.
They're are sick. There's something very wrong w/them.
True, and ad campaign.
And then offer psychiatric help.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:32 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 24, 2020 11:32 AM (XVuno)
Pancake compressor, hose and dive regulator?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 11:32 AM (mw1Wz)
Bellows cram.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Even screwed up the Boy Scouts. What. A. Putz.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 11:32 AM (Y4EXg)
Want to contain the spread in major hotspots like New York City?
Shut down all travel there. Close all airports and public
transportation, and block all bridges and tunnels. Shelter-in-place for
6-8 weeks. And let the rest of America get back to work.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM (vEIlU)
THIS RIGHT HERE^^^^^^^
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:32 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Colin at March 24, 2020 11:33 AM (nFOkW)
A real disappointment, that Tillerson fellow.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Even screwed up the Boy Scouts. What. A. Putz.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2020 11:32 AM (Y4EXg)
Yep. With Bill Gates help, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:33 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:34 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: jakee308
I really doubt that. Trump didn't get where he is by being fooled by obvious liars and feckless incompetents.
Posted by: pep at March 24, 2020 11:34 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 11:30 AM (Eicbe)
++++++++++++++
It's a simplification of course, but blue areas tend to be population-dense and red areas tend to be less population-dense.
Contagion is worse with density, all other things being equal - more vectors, denser network. Any contagion will probably hit denser areas worse, and thus hit blue areas worse when taken as a generalization.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 11:34 AM (e/H31)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 11:21 AM
You can have my merkin, if that helps.
Posted by: Joy Behar at March 24, 2020 11:34 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 24, 2020 11:34 AM (3inwt)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:35 AM (FZxI4)
Want to contain the spread in major hotspots like New York City?
Shut down all travel there. Close all airports and public
transportation, and block all bridges and tunnels. Shelter-in-place for
6-8 weeks. And let the rest of America get back to work.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM
He spelled "blow up" wrong.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 11:35 AM (ejd/p)
Jeebus. "We are New York tough" right now.
"We love everyone, black and brown and gay and straight...." except for unborn babies. Right, Andrew?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:35 AM (ptqGC)
--Joe Dimaggio
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM (KZzsI)
Maybe once...guy had a 105mph heater.
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2020 11:36 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Colin at March 24, 2020 11:33 AM (nFOkW)
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That's what I've seen in Michigan. Plenty of groceries, well-stocked shelves, until you get to where they stock the TP. None. 20 feet of bare shelving.
The paper towels are blasted, but holding on, but not a single roll of TP.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 11:36 AM (Eicbe)
Because of course they did.
Your move, Senator McConnell.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 11:36 AM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 11:36 AM (NWiLs)
Yeah, he was a scary pitcher, completely dominating. But you gotta keep the morale up, right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:37 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 11:37 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 11:37 AM (qQgfA)
--Joe Dimaggio
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM (KZzsI)
Mr. Coffee would've had a dented skull if that was true.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 24, 2020 11:37 AM (y7DUB)
He's best as a behind the scenes guy, IOW not the face of the admin. I fear he's too scary for the wine moms.
Posted by: pep at March 24, 2020 11:37 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2020 11:38 AM (3aI0K)
The new "Boston Strong"? Barf.
What was the line that preceded 'It's the only way to be sure'?
Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2020 11:38 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:38 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2020 11:38 AM (3aI0K)
++++++++++++
Is his stash not depleted yet?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 11:38 AM (e/H31)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:35 AM (ptqGC)
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I believe he's the guy that said that even if you're pro-life, you're not New York's kind of person.
And they have that judge that said that a vanity plate with "Choose life", the Sun, a flower, and the face of a brown kid and a kind of yellow kid was "patently offensive" to New York.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 11:38 AM (Eicbe)
except I also kind of hate that place
always skeeved me
Philly will be having some tough times too
other than a few urban "hotspots" I think we're over the hump with this thing
btw I still think this crud has been going around since 2019
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 11:38 AM (j9HX3)
Want to contain the spread in major hotspots like New York City?
Shut down all travel there. Close all airports and public
transportation, and block all bridges and tunnels. Shelter-in-place for
6-8 weeks. And let the rest of America get back to work.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM
***
Do this for the top 25 Urban Centers in the country.
The rest of the country will soar!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (axyOa)
Then there was the Detente guys who said we had to get along with the USSR even while they ran rampant over our allies and other countries.
Then there came the Gorbachev Lovers and their endless Gorbasms on any thing that stain headed shit for brains came up with.
Then the became Greens cause that's what Gorbachev did after he lost the Soviet Union.
Then there was the Nation Builders and finally:
The Globalists who hate Trump because he's cut all the other nations off the American Teat and put the US back to work.
Wouldn't be surprised this virus and the reaction was cooked up by the CIA and the CCP to destroy Trump.
The destruction of the US is a side benefit. Note how the Dems have come out and said they are taking this opportunity to restructure the US forever in the mold of the Left's wish list. Because they know we ain't going to recover very fast due to the other countries also being in trouble.
Nothing like a Global disaster to make it easier for Global solutions and those who have put themselves in place to make them.
Notice that first up was the stoppage of access to firearms.
Next comes a pretext for troops to be brought in from outside to police the lockdowns. (btw lockdown is a PRISON term)
I know, I know my tinfoil hat is really buzzing this morning.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (1Lhet)
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (mrrpT)
My husband says that the difference between a good haircut and a bad one is two weeks. I doubt I'll see anyone else besides my family for two weeks anyway and they've already seen me at my worst.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (/669Q)
I miss the days when batters respected and feared pitchers. Bob Gibson would have drilled half the batters out there today then asked if they wanted him to sign the bruise. Crowding the plate like they own the place.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (KZzsI)
they might get a little tingly tho
Man of Authority type
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Colin at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (nFOkW)
"We love everyone, black and brown and gay and straight...." except for unborn babies. Right, Andrew?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:35 AM (ptqGC)
Let us not overlook him telling folks whose opinions contravene those on the left that they should leave the state.
It slays me how Dims trot out the "we gotta work together" bullshit lines when their actions -- all the time -- and their words -- all the remaining time convey the message, "We want you dead!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 11:40 AM (pNxlR)
Paris? Or are there too many Iranian 'peons' there for safety?
Zurich? Or do they charge too much?
London? Or see Paris?
San Francisco? Or is that too third world for them?
New York? Yeah, that sounds good because money talks in the Big Apple.
I do hope they have the gold and currency out of the country though. It was so tacky to be seen stuffing a plane with gold and currency on the way out like that ex-President of Algeria did.
Posted by: JB1000 at March 24, 2020 11:40 AM (Kf5r9)
The good news is, if you're over 60, you don't have to worry about it!
Posted by: Italy at March 24, 2020 11:40 AM (jyVW0)
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 11:40 AM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 11:37 AM (qQgfA)
Some guy going outside for a smoke will discover her. The NYPD will then show up, beat the guy to death, expend 97 rounds shooting at Typhoid Mary, miss completely, and kill a 73 year old woman in her 3rd floor rent-controlled apartment, two random passers-by, two dogs and a pet parakeet.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 11:40 AM (NWiLs)
Two words. Cluster munitions.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 24, 2020 11:40 AM (3inwt)
Nancy Pelosi wants to bring back Obamaphones
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2020 11:38 AM (3aI0K)
++++++++++++
Is his stash not depleted yet?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 11:38 AM (e/H31)
Stash? Oh heck no. They all get brand new Samsung S20 top of the line smartphones.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 11:40 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Colin
The "there's no problem with the supply chain" is starting to fall on deaf ears.
If the warehouse is full of Toilet Paper, but you can't get it to the store, yes, you have a problem with the supply chain. The store is a part of the supply chain.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:40 AM (FZxI4)
Basically if you can loosely tie your business to anything considered a national need you're all good.
Armageddon beard update: getting thicker should be fully ready to go when its everyone for themselves
Posted by: H Badger at March 24, 2020 11:40 AM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (/669Q)
Got a hat?
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2020 11:40 AM (X/Pw5)
Coumo is fucking hysterical. Someone please slap this bitch across the face.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (mrrpT)
As Sean Davis said, barricade NYC. Shut down the airports, trains, etc. No travel in or out. Let the rest of the country get back to business.
So far our county has two cases. One has been quarantined at home, and there's one case in a local hospital.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:41 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 11:41 AM (o2MD2)
Because of course they did.
Your move, Senator McConnell.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 11:36 AM (mw1Wz)
You know, you could just pass the bill, to get past any ugly optics for the Republicans that the MSM would spin (they are covering for P&S, so you know they would excoriate McConnell if given half a chance), and then submit bills in the House to reverse each of those pork items, one by one.
Let Kevin McCarthy submit each of those defunding bills to the House individually, and let Pelosi try to shoot them down on TV.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 11:41 AM (iuFgi)
Hello peeps - I'm about to do what everyone says not to: cut my own hair. How bad can it be?
My husband says that the difference between a good haircut and a bad
one is two weeks. I doubt I'll see anyone else besides my family for
two weeks anyway and they've already seen me at my worst.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (/669Q)
Electric trimmer, #3 blade all around.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 11:41 AM (N39Ws)
I doubt I'll see anyone else besides my family for two weeks anyway and they've already seen me at my worst.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (/669Q)
That would be your Jailhouse Mullet period, would it not?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 11:41 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 24, 2020 11:42 AM (6/uwW)
My husband says that the difference between a good haircut and a bad one is two weeks. I doubt I'll see anyone else besides my family for two weeks anyway and they've already seen me at my worst.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (/669Q)
The key is to cut only a little bit at a time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 11:42 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2020 11:38 AM (3aI0K)
I was just going to mention this.
Sick.
I hope we get the House back and can reverse whatever damage they are doing and whatever is left in the bill when it passes.
More than ever, we need the House back.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:42 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (/669Q)
bluebell...nooo...don't do it.
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 11:42 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 11:42 AM (Jcrm4)
My husband says that the difference between a good haircut and a bad one is two weeks. I doubt I'll see anyone else besides my family for two weeks anyway and they've already seen me at my worst.
Posted by: bluebell
One small advantage of being male. Clippers + #2 Guide = summer buzz cut. Can do by self.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (mrrpT)
He wants to build-up an NY state stockpile for future use, with the FED Gov's help. I understand that desire. But Trump needs to help 50 states, not one.
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (AMIL/)
My husband says that the difference between a good haircut and a bad one is two weeks. I doubt I'll see anyone else besides my family for two weeks anyway and they've already seen me at my worst.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (/669Q)
Hello bluebell. I'm on the verge of doing that myself. I was already way overdue for a haircut, and now I'm starting to feel like Rapunzel.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2020 11:36 AM (X/Pw5)
In his twilight years, Rapid Robert would make occasional appearances at Tribe minor league games and invite fans to stand in and try to catch up to his pitches, which blew away most regular guys. Once a member of the team dressed in regular gear and came out of the stands undetected, and started hitting them off the screws. Feller was dumbfounded as the guys in the dugout were cracking up.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (y7DUB)
I CAN HAZ JOHDPURS AN PEAKED HAT TOO??
Posted by: L A Sheriff Vile-a-nueva at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (hujHF)
Grcoery shopping here in way upstate NY. Not that busy, and pretty much
everything in stock, of course no TP or paper products. Plenty of eggs,
bread, and everything else. Much better than the last time I was in that
store.What are people doing with all those paper products?
Posted by: Colin
The "there's no problem with the supply chain" is starting to fall on deaf ears.
If the warehouse is full of Toilet Paper, but you can't get it to
the store, yes, you have a problem with the supply chain. The store is a
part of the supply chain.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:40 AM (FZxI4)
Here in southern NH, you can't find bread yeast anywhere. I didn't think that many people nowadays knew how to bake their own bread.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (N39Ws)
is two weeks. I doubt I'll see anyone else besides my family for two
weeks anyway and they've already seen me at my worst.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (/669Q)
I'm due for re-blonding and a trim in two weeks. *fingers crossed*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (/669Q)
*********
Flowbee
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:38 AM
I can't wait to hear how Trump responds to his ranting at noon. Assuming, of course, that Cuomo shuts up by then.
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 11:19 AM (axyOa)
Ancient history, and very doable. The Western Development Museum in Swift Current, Saskatchewan has in its collection a home-made iron lung built by a farmer, whose daughter was stricken by polio. It was basically a wooden box with a rubber diaphragm cycled by a slowed-down washing machine mechanism.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sxkkhds
Now, whether the iron-lung concept would work for WuFlu, I don't know. Polio caused chest paralysis, but the patients' lungs were still OK. WuFlu degrades the lungs themselves. Maybe an iron lung with added oxygen would help?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 11:44 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:44 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:44 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (KZzsI)
I didn't play past Jr. High....and I'm still scared of Bob Gibson.
Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2020 11:44 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Case at March 24, 2020 11:44 AM (U5lak)
grumble....grumble....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 11:44 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (ptqGC)
I have an appointment for roots touch up in 2.5 weeks. Praying my hair salon opens up again by then. Otherwise, not sure what to do.
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 11:44 AM (a0IVu)
Therefore, I think murder should be the primary suspicion.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 11:44 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 24, 2020 11:44 AM (r1mci)
It's going to take a while though.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:45 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 24, 2020 11:45 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Same here in N Texas. Where the hell did all the Betty Crockers come from???
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:45 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: biancaneve at March 24, 2020 11:45 AM (hkMx0)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:46 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 11:46 AM (Eicbe)
One of the little bastards called in a bomb threat.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:23 AM
Hey!!!
Quit stealing my material. See last thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 11:24 AM (axyOa)
Just wait til you see the sidebar.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2020 11:46 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2020 11:46 AM (gmo/4)
John McCain is dead, so we'll get through this.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (mrrpT)
His funeral, however, is still on-going. Somehow, in the midst of her overwhelming grief, Meggie Mac became pregnant. I sincerely wish her the best, because she suffered a miscarriage a while back, and I've suffered through several myself. I pray she has a healthy pregnancy and delivers a beautiful baby.
The View is going to let her work from home, so she can continue to bash PDT. So she's got that going.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:46 AM (ptqGC)
Reminds me kind of the background story to Caddyshack. Rodney Dangerfield had never done a movie before, so he's out shooting scenes then afterward he's a wreck "I'm dying, I'm bombing, this is terrible, I suck at this!" wanting to walk off the set. The problem? Everyone had to keep quiet and not bust out laughing at his jokes, so he was getting no feedback.
He still was killing them with side jokes and improv, despite their attempts to stay professional and in character.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:46 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (/669Q)
Just wait until you see how bad the Red Sox are going to be for the next 75 years...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 11:46 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at March 24, 2020 11:46 AM (p5zwj)
==
hmmmm ...
https://tinyurl.com/vokn7e7
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 11:46 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 11:31 AM (qQgfA)
The "Valentina" and "Serafina" ones I like.
"Ana Tanner" sounds like a guest on the Lawrence Welk show.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (2JVJo)
My hope as well. The Trump prosperity has underscored how much people take for granted.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (sI15f)
For a guy, yeah, 2 weeks to a decent haircut is about right, as guys usually aren't that picky.
For a gal, though?
Nope, not gonna do that, no how, no way.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (8JqLB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: biancaneve at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (hkMx0)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (N39Ws)
They probably don't, and are just grabbing up all the yeast because they know it's involved somewhere.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
One meme on Facebook is a pic of the urchin from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome with the caption:
Next year's school pictures.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (Eicbe)
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 11:48 AM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:25 AM (ptqGC)
diet tonic should be outlawed !!
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 11:48 AM (rpxSz)
Here in southern NH, you can't find bread yeast anywhere. I didn't think
that many people nowadays knew how to bake their own bread.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Same here in N Texas. Where the hell did all the Betty Crockers come from???
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:45 AM (FZxI4)
So if the run on bread yeast is prevalent, start looking for recipes for beer bread. The yeast in the beer will suffice. If you need a recipe, let me know. I'll grab the one Mrs. OCiS uses.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 11:48 AM (N39Ws)
He still was killing them with side jokes and improv, despite their attempts to stay professional and in character.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:46 AM (KZzsI)
Dangerfield was wonderful in that movie, of course, but I still remember the competition between Chevy Chase and Bill Murray in their scenes together. I always got the distinct impression that Chase hated being shown up in the improv department by Murray.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (iuFgi)
grumble....grumble....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 11:44 AM (ifmtJ)
Aww, Mark.
*hugs* WAIT... *moves six feet away, waves*
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 11:46 AM (zr5Kq)
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Oh great. Way to blow my cover.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (/669Q)
269 For all those who are worried...
John McCain is dead, so we'll get through this.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (mrrpT)
But what events of his neverending state funeral have been postponed because of Wuhan Flu and when might they be rescheduled?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (pNxlR)
Anyone know when the next President Presser is coming on?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (sI15f)
He's supposed to do a live town hall with Bill Hemmer of Fox soon. If Cuomo ever shuts up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 11:43 AM (Ez6QX)
Go for the Classic Pageboy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (qe5CM)
My husband says that the difference between a good haircut and a bad one is two weeks. I doubt I'll see anyone else besides my family for two weeks anyway and they've already seen me at my worst.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM
The key is bowl selection.
Shape, of course. But often overlooked is color. Something that will let you know you look good. May I suggest fawn?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (+0AKE)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (/669Q)
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Obviously not you, no progressive lenses.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 11:50 AM (WEBkv)
#2 on the sides and #4 up top. Two weeks later, good as new!
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 11:50 AM (gHCnG)
ProTip : Use the Number 4 bowl.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 11:50 AM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 11:50 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 24, 2020 11:50 AM (KSBDE)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:50 AM (/669Q)
Wrap. It. Up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:51 AM (ptqGC)
He should say: "Cuomo wants us to send all the equipment to New York now, in the hope that when the peak of the crisis is over there, he will ship the units to the next place. What happens if New York is still using most of the equipment when the virus is peaking in Los Angeles? Will Governor Cuomo go through the ICUs and pick which patients will be taken off the ventilators so that the equipment can be moved?
This is the typical democrat response. Don't think of the big picture, just focus on the next move on the checker board. As president, I have to think of what's best for the entire country. Governor Cuomo, calm down and we'll all get through this together."
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 11:51 AM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (iuFgi)
Scene together. Singular. They only shot one scene together and it's supposedly because they realized while filming that they never had one together so they kind of rushed it together.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2020 11:51 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:51 AM (FZxI4)
Anyone know when the next President Presser is coming on?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (sI15f)
He's supposed to do a live town hall with Bill Hemmer of Fox soon. If Cuomo ever shuts up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (ptqGC)
Thank ya!
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 11:51 AM (sI15f)
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2020 11:51 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 11:51 AM (qQgfA)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 11:51 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:50 AM (/669Q)
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Ah, the "colander" look.
I'm sure it will be a big hit at the NoVa MoMe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 11:51 AM (WEBkv)
May I suggest a Julian Edelman cut?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 11:51 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 11:52 AM (+0AKE)
huh. interesting
the frog population up here in PA is really high it seems
seeing tons of the little guys on my hikes
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 11:52 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 11:50 AM (/669Q)
Good luck !
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 11:52 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
You aren't wasting beer. You are just ingesting it in a different form.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:52 AM (FZxI4)
the ex has caused me to day drink.
and pray for me horde for patience. because i'm so very Very VERY fucking tempted to do something really horrible right now...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 11:52 AM (+NdM9)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 11:52 AM (Jcrm4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 11:52 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 11:48 AM (N39Ws)
Or just make a sourdough!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 11:52 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
Is there no end to these Dems?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
They love to hear themselves talk and talk and talk..
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 11:53 AM (a0IVu)
I'd rather the economy just take the hit.
We know damn well Trump will sign anything that hits his desk.
Posted by: Blago at March 24, 2020 11:53 AM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 11:53 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 11:52 AM (+NdM9)
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Clean baseboards?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 11:53 AM (WEBkv)
I'm a high and tight guy and have been all my 78 years. Soon I will forced to decide between "Man"Bob or pony tail.
Posted by: dingbat at March 24, 2020 11:54 AM (KylN9)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 11:54 AM (uZuKb)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 11:49 AM (iuFgi)
The longstanding hatred between Bill Murray and Chevy Chase is well documented. (and makes me think more highly of Murray) They were kept apart on that set as much as possible.
And we've talked about the script before - the basic movie was really pretty dull, with a weak script about caddy's that no one cared about. And then they chose to hire Rodney Dangerfield and Bill Murray, and let both of them just adlib their way through the movie. (I love Murray's Dalai Lama story!) Those two were allowed to say anything they wanted, and that's what made the movie great. (plus a great supporting performance by Ted Knight). Chase is really just a big zero throughout.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 11:54 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 11:54 AM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 11:54 AM (qe5CM)
the ex has caused me to day drink.
and pray for me horde for patience. because i'm so very Very VERY fucking tempted to do something really horrible right now...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 11:52 AM (+NdM9)
Do NOT remarry...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 11:54 AM (ifmtJ)
Yeah if I'm a cop, that's where my mind goes. And it could easily be true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:54 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Same here in N Texas. Where the hell did all the Betty Crockers come from???
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:45 AM (FZxI4)
People are digging out those bread machines that were all the rage ten years ago.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 24, 2020 11:54 AM (4ywJ2)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 11:54 AM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:39 AM (KZzsI)
Gibson was also a pretty good hitter. He was also an outstanding basketball player at Creighton, holding many school records until Kyle Korver broke some of them. He played for the Gobetrotters before starting his Cardinals career.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 24, 2020 11:54 AM (y7DUB)
The county declaring his company essential was an incredible boost.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 11:55 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 11:55 AM (qQgfA)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 11:47 AM (sI15f)
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Could we see a nice crease?
Posted by: David Brooks at March 24, 2020 11:55 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:55 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: jkallisto at March 24, 2020 11:56 AM (Jcrm4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 11:56 AM (qQgfA)
I'd rather the economy just take the hit.
We know damn well Trump will sign anything that hits his desk.
Posted by: Blago at March 24, 2020 11:53 AM (sjTfF)
They better not because the codified voter fraud in the House bill would make the GOP a permanent minority party.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 11:56 AM (Jje73)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
I buy cheap beer to drown the garden slugs. Works like a charm.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:56 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 11:56 AM (Ez6QX)
Time to quarantine all politicians other than PDJT. No media appearances for the duration of your respective "shelter in place" edicts.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 11:56 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:55 AM (FZxI4)
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Well, I feel bad for the guy that married my ex.
He lives in the basement to avoid her, from what I understand.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 11:56 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Jen the original
I have my Lodge cast iron loaf pans.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:57 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 11:54 AM (Kpl3J)
...
Seems like he is Will Ferrel's role model.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 11:57 AM (hr5kG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 11:57 AM (+0AKE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:57 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2020 11:57 AM (UUBmN)
Somebody in SC must be hoarding toads as well as TP!
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 24, 2020 11:57 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:57 AM (KZzsI)
I'd rather the economy just take the hit.
We know damn well Trump will sign anything that hits his desk.
Posted by: Blago at March 24, 2020 11:53 AM (sjTfF)
They better not because the codified voter fraud in the House bill would make the GOP a permanent minority party.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater
So you're saying it's a done deal?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 11:58 AM (FZxI4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
I buy cheap beer to drown the garden slugs. Works like a charm.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:56 AM (vEIlU)
...
Is just isopropyl not cheaper?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 11:58 AM (hr5kG)
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I moved to California, not China.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 24, 2020 11:58 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 11:59 AM (+0AKE)
There's a no-knead bread trend a while back on social media, and it's even easier if you use a dutch oven. No bread machine needed (kneaded?)!
https://www.bakefromscratch.com/
dutch-oven-bread-101/
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 11:59 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 11:57 AM (+0AKE)
I homebrew. My basement is a yeast factory. You can also use buttermilk and baking soda to get the CO2 bubbles.
Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2020 11:59 AM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 11:59 AM (qe5CM)
It works in Fletch though. But a little of him goes a long way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:00 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 12:00 PM (qQgfA)
Let's all get Chinese Corona cuts! And call them just that!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 12:00 PM (pNxlR)
Yeah he was an all around great athlete. Would have loved to have watched him pitch live.
You know the other pitcher that I always thought was super intimidating? Dave Stewart. He had that glare down that looked like he wanted to kill you. It was perfect... until you heard him talk and he sounded like a 9 year old girl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:00 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 11:59 AM (+0AKE)
Good for deer too, and breaching doors.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:00 PM (ifmtJ)
Knight, by all accounts, was not happy during the filming, as he was a 'stick-to-the-script' man and hated it when Dangerfield would start riffing, as in the "on you, it looks good" hat scene.
Those scenes of Knight fuming at Dangerfield weren't all acting.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2020 12:00 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Baron Washingtonian at March 24, 2020 12:01 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:01 PM (vEIlU)
His talk show was one of the worst experiences in the history of television. He made Magic Johnson's show look like the second coming of Johnny Carson. I think it was canceled within a week.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 24, 2020 12:01 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 11:42 AM (Jcrm4)
Not right. Round the dead to 5000. That's one in six, or 16.6%.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 12:01 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 11:59 AM (qe5CM)
Thanks, I'm on my phone and thought I had to log in with a cable provider user name & password but apparently not.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 12:01 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 11:57 AM (KZzsI)
Murray doesn't have an agent. Just a phone number you call and ask him if he would like the role in your movie. So he's shown up in some low budget stuff just because.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 24, 2020 12:01 PM (G2zl5)
Also: Foul Play.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:02 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 12:02 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 12:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 12:03 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 12:01 PM (miJU3)
Huh? Kallisto's calculation was correct.
Result: .0182 mortality rate.
What's wrong with that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 12:03 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 12:03 PM (JRaU+)
Makes me think of some of the actors in Airplane who were completely unready for the parts they were given. The Zuckers deliberately cast all these straight, manly, leading he-men with square jaws to play hilarious spoof roles. Some of them could not grok the concept or what was going on at all.
Its hard to understand now especially with how damned good he was at comedic acting, but until that movie Leslie Nielsen was a completely straight dramatic actor, the guy you had play the president or the doctor who had to tell the family the bad news. Very serious, very respectable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:03 PM (KZzsI)
An amateur citizen might talk about history exactly the way Dirk Diggler would. Well then.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 12:03 PM (KDM9/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 11:56 AM (vEIlU)
...
Is just isopropyl not cheaper?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 11:58 AM (hr5kG)
They smell the beer and go drown themselves. I do nothing. I pour it into a slug motel. It fills up with drowned slugs. Tomatoes happy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 12:04 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 12:04 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 12:04 PM (j9HX3)
What's wrong with that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 12:03 PM (dLLD6)
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I'd like to know.
Posted by: Paul McCartney at March 24, 2020 12:04 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents
it's comments like yours that are heartbreaking. so sorry that you are dealing with financial worries on top of the other chaos,stella.
the extreme devastation this is taking on good,hard working people's lives is dreadful.
Posted by: blackdogs at March 24, 2020 12:04 PM (NAbCm)
federal government can impose laws regarding how individual states
organize their elections.
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 12:03 PM (qe5CM)
What are you, some kind of reader of The Constitution?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 12:05 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 12:05 PM (Jcrm4)
I also do not want to bang my head against a wall when I find out the Dems got everything they want and the GOP, as usual, folded like Superman on laundry day.
Hope you all have a lovely day.
Jane, you're in my prayers, as are all the Horde, for what my prayers may be worth.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2020 12:05 PM (2JVJo)
Yeah that was awful. I was looking forward to it because he was funny in movies, but he was either too stoned, too unprepared, or too entirely uncaring and it was so awful. It was like watching me walk on the set and try to do a TV show.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 12:04 PM (l6b3d)
Give it a shot! Even if it fails and is inedible, you are out about $1.
Flour, water, packaged yeast.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 12:05 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:03 PM (KZzsI)
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That man's career was guest heavy on cop shows.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:05 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 12:05 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 12:04 PM (l6b3d)
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GFY
Posted by: Sourdough at March 24, 2020 12:05 PM (dAD20)
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 12:06 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: guy who yells CARBS! at March 24, 2020 12:06 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 12:06 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:07 PM (uZuKb)
Any discussion of Caddyshack must include Lacey Underall. Cindy Morgan who was also hot in Tron.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 12:07 PM (I+7jM)
No toads or green tree frogs yet this spring. This concerns me. We normally have tons of toads here in SC.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
They croaked
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2020 12:07 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 12:08 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 24, 2020 12:01 PM (y7DUB)
My favorite CC moment was when he tried to put himself on a par with Sinatra--as a musician! So delusional it was actually embarrassing.
Posted by: Caliban at March 24, 2020 12:08 PM (QE8X6)
This is the typical democrat response. Don't think of the big picture, just focus on the next move on the checker board. As president, I have to think of what's best for the entire country. Governor Cuomo, calm down and we'll all get through this together."
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 11:51 AM (mrrpT)
Excellent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:08 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 24, 2020 12:08 PM (ifmtJ)
Its hard to understand now especially with how damned good he was at comedic acting, but until that movie Leslie Nielsen was a completely straight dramatic actor, the guy you had play the president or the doctor who had to tell the family the bad news. Very serious, very respectable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:03 PM (KZzsI)
That's not how I remember it. Nielsen played the heavy in most of his roles until Airplane.
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 12:08 PM (Fs5vw)
https://tinyurl.com/rjajnj9
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 24, 2020 12:08 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 24, 2020 12:08 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 12:08 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:03 PM (KZzsI)
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That man's career was guest heavy on cop shows.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:05 PM (Eicbe)
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Curious - who in Airplane! did you think was bad?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2020 12:08 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 12:01 PM (miJU3)
Huh? Kallisto's calculation was correct.
Result: .0182 mortality rate.
What's wrong with that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 12:03 PM (dLLD6)
It's actually 18.3%. 5476 / 30000 = 0.18253333
You forgot to account for the decimal placement.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 12:04 PM (l6b3d)
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GFY
Posted by: Sourdough
LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:08 PM (FZxI4)
50m
Oh for Pete's sake, they drank fish tank cleaner.
Heidi Przybyla @HeidiNBC
Her husband is dead & she's in the ICU after ingesting chloroquine:
"We saw Trump on TV every channel & all of his buddies and that this was safe," she said.
"Trump kept saying it was basically pretty much a cure."
She implored @VaughnHillyard: "Educate the people"
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 24, 2020 12:09 PM (2SVr3)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:09 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:09 PM (NWiLs)
See the link in #387 - you can do it!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:09 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 12:01 PM (miJU3)
Huh? Kallisto's calculation was correct.
Result: .0182 mortality rate.
What's wrong with that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 12:03 PM (dLLD6)
The math is off, you divide the smaller number by the large number which gives you a decimal. Multiply that by 100 to get the percentage. That's an 18.2 percent death rate. As of today there are 63,927 cases and 6,077 deaths. The increase in identified cases causes the death rate to decrease, but that's still 9.5%.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 24, 2020 12:09 PM (n+0Aw)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 12:09 PM (Jcrm4)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 12:10 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:03 PM (KZzsI)
I don't know. I'm sure MOST of them got the joke--especially Loyd Bridges. How else could he utter lines like "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...' And if Nielsen didn't get it while filming, he certainly got it after because he never played a straight role again....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:10 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:10 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 12:10 PM (mw1Wz)
Tanks of Chardonnay?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 12:11 PM (JRaU+)
When are you going to order nationwide shutdown.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 12:11 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 12:11 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:10 PM (CqE5x)
I vaguely remember an interview with him and he said the Zuckers approached him and figured he would tell them to get bent, but instead he said, "are you kidding? I would LOVE to do this."
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 12:12 PM (Ez6QX)
One name as soon as Scrivener generated it had to be used - Meri Gala. Then I thought on it, make her the serious character. Serious character? Oh right the ship's engineer. And to make it more off the wall, she is also a cat-girl and Miki's sister. Remember Miki? She got them booted off a planet for a brawl with dog faced pony soldiers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 12:12 PM (qQgfA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:12 PM (+y/Ru)
That's not how I remember it. Nielsen played the heavy in most of his roles until Airplane.
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 12:08 PM (Fs5vw)
Pretty sure he played the killer on two separate episodes of Columbo.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:12 PM (CqE5x)
50m
Oh for Pete's sake, they drank fish tank cleaner.
Heidi Przybyla @HeidiNBC
Her husband is dead she's in the ICU after ingesting chloroquine:
"We saw Trump on TV every channel all of his buddies and that this was safe," she said.
"Trump kept saying it was basically pretty much a cure."
She implored @VaughnHillyard: "Educate the people"
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 24, 2020 12:09 PM (2SVr3)
The left will really try to play this up that these idiots took this because Trump told people to take it while completely ignoring the fact that the it's fish tank cleaner.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 12:12 PM (I+7jM)
New York has 10 times the number of cases of the rest of the states, including California. And so far other states aren't catching up. Everyone is adding cases at about the same rate.
We can make Ben Rhodes happy and have a single national response, wall off New York from the rest of the country.
Of the current 48,000 cases in the US, 23,000 of them are in New York. California has about 2,300.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 24, 2020 12:12 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: getting the banned at March 24, 2020 12:13 PM (hujHF)
Result: .0182 mortality rate.
What's wrong with that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 12:03 PM (dLLD6)
Sorry. I am so used to seeing it expressed as a percentage, that I thought she was saying ".0182% ". Yeah, 18.2% is right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 12:13 PM (miJU3)
It IS her purse!
Posted by: jakee308 at March 24, 2020 12:13 PM (1Lhet)
Dried sourdough starter
www.carlsfriends.net
Send off for the dried sourdough starter.
Do it. You won't be disappointed.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:13 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:10 PM (CqE5x)
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I doubt Nielsen didn't get it. I saw talk shows afterwards and around Hollywood, he was actually known as a very funny guy.
Kind of like that to people behind the scenes, Zeppo was taken as the funniest Marx brother. He busted people up. The rumor is that the older, more established brothers sort of resented him for that and gave him very little on screen.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:13 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 12:11 PM
Eye shadow looks off....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:14 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 12:14 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Caliban at March 24, 2020 12:14 PM (QE8X6)
Dried sourdough starter
www.carlsfriends.net
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You have died from dysentery.
Posted by: Oregon Trail at March 24, 2020 12:14 PM (Eicbe)
Right now in Italy, there are some 13509 closed cases, and 6077 deaths which is a 45% mortality.
BUT - there are 50148 active cases.
It does not seem likely that 45% of those cases will result in death.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 12:14 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 12:14 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2020 12:14 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2020 12:14 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Pliney at March 24, 2020 12:14 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (N39Ws)
New York has 10 times the number of cases of the rest of the states
Will never understand people that want to live on top of each other like rodents.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (mw1Wz)
Fish tank cleaner is not medicine?
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 12:11 PM
I think that there are fewer make-up people working at the studios.
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (qe5CM)
Last time I was there it felt more foreign than London!
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 12:16 PM (KDM9/)
It does not seem likely that 45% of those cases will result in death.
Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2020 12:14 PM (ZfRYq)
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You say that now, but have you ever owned a Fiat?
Posted by: Sourdough at March 24, 2020 12:16 PM (dAD20)
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:16 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:08 PM (KZzsI)
You can see it on the big screen, in May, if things are lifted by then:
https://tinyurl.com/vxk3gh7
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 24, 2020 12:16 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 24, 2020 11:06 AM (U2+zT)
Tillerson was more like a smelly foul ball.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 11:10 AM (V2Yro)
or a strike out bunt.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at March 24, 2020 12:16 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: freaked at March 24, 2020 12:16 PM (R5uM6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:16 PM (NWiLs)
Sorry. I am so used to seeing it expressed as a percentage, that I thought she was saying ".0182% ". Yeah, 18.2% is right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 12:13 PM (miJU3)
Wrong. Multiply by 100 to get percent. It's 1.8%.
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 12:16 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
No math first 500 posts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 12:16 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (NWiLs)
LOLOL!!!
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 12:16 PM (cF8AT)
People are noticing.
My kid sister--not a flaming lib, but not really a Trump fan, told me yesterday, 'He's growing on me..."
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:17 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 24, 2020 12:17 PM (sI15f)
New York has 10 times the number of cases of the rest of the states
Will never understand people that want to live on top of each other like rodents.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (mw1Wz)
Doesn't help that it's a sanctuary city either
Posted by: Marybeth at March 24, 2020 12:17 PM (CmURZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 12:17 PM (qQgfA)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents
...
Sorry to hear that--I just got a 40% haircut yesterday too.
Only have to work 24 hours per week so at least that part is equitable.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:17 PM (hr5kG)
Those people have never been in an auto plant.
Nothing, and I do mean nothing can be accomplished by auto workers in a timely manner. This is because of one thing - union rules.
When you're setting up a new product or process, you need to be flexible. "Hey, get me a light over here!". OK, write up a work order for the electrician's union worker. Need a piece of 2 x 4 lumber to put under a machine you're positioning? Get another work order for the carpenter's union guy. Screwing that piece of coolant pipe in? Not without a pipefitter that has a union card. Move the machine a few inches to the left? That's what the millwrights do. Want a nut or bolt from the storeroom? Call transportation and put in a request.
What a small private company can do in minutes would take GM a week.
Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 12:17 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (j9HX3)
Oh, my, I wish it were London. I love London. NY--not so much. (I live about 65 miles away.)
Posted by: Caliban at March 24, 2020 12:17 PM (QE8X6)
thank the Lord for him.
he's brilliant, grounded, flexible, quick thinking, and caring.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 12:18 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (uZuKb)
But it only works when snorted.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 24, 2020 12:18 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma
*snort*
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 12:18 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:17 PM (CqE5x)
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Fish parasite killer will clean that right up.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:18 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:18 PM (+y/Ru)
agree - I can't stand Manhattan
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 12:18 PM (j9HX3)
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That alone fascinates me.
8M people sharing air, subways, buses, hvac systems, etc, and only a few thousand cases of super contagious Chinese Lung AIDS?
Seems odd to be that low in a population where at least 1M don't understand that fish tank cleaner isn't medicine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:18 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 12:17 PM (qQgfA)
Don't tease me like that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 11:56 AM (Ez6QX)
https://watchnewslive.tv/fox-news-live-stream-usa/
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (uZuKb)
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It's not?
So what is Dr. Gonzo making?
Posted by: Raoul Duke at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (WX+x0)
Rubbed one out in the green room.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (NWiLs)
Will never understand people that want to live on top of each other like rodents.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (mw1Wz)
Doesn't help that it's a sanctuary city either
Posted by: Marybeth at March 24, 2020 12:17 PM (CmURZ)
The victims come from all groups, but most of them are from the tight-knit Hasidic or Chinese communities.
In New Jersey, at least 50 cases are from the Hasidic community in Lakewood.
I wonder how many families have MULTIPLE victims.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 12:20 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 12:20 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 12:20 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (uZuKb)
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It's not?
So what is Dr. Gonzo making?
Posted by: Raoul Duke at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (Eicbe)
...
It's not medicine per se, but it does make you smarter.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:20 PM (hr5kG)
Fish tank cleaner is not medicine?
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (uZuKb)
It will completely cure you of being alive
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 12:20 PM (I+7jM)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (uZuKb)
But it only works when snorted.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 24, 2020 12:18 PM (TLxpZ)
Or when used in place of the yam.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:20 PM (PkFwF)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 12:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 12:20 PM (qQgfA)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:20 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (WX+x0)
She's about to orgasm thinking she has Trump in a corner.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:20 PM (CqE5x)
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Gotta be all those conservatives, like Rick Wilson said.
Or maybe it's the progs who couldn't self-quarantine?
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:21 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 12:15 PM (uZuKb)
But it only works when snorted.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 24, 2020 12:18 PM (TLxpZ)
505 499 So the Tide Pod kids will now take the Fish Tank Cleaner challenge?
Posted by: Anna Puma
*snort*
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 12:18 PM (d7Ww2)
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shoulda meeped.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 12:21 PM (hr5kG)
So no PBS NBC CBS ABC CNN.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 12:21 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (NWiLs)
That, sir.....is disgusting and you should be ashamed.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah there's something about the infection rate that does not match what we've been told. Basically we're gold this stuff is like a crouching lion ready to pounce on anyone within five feet and nothing can stop it. But if that was true, the entire nation would have already gotten infected other than some guy in a fire lookout tower in the Rocky Mountains.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:21 PM (KZzsI)
When are you going to order nationwide shutdown.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 12:11 PM (+fPHo)
CNN isn't showing the press conference. Neither is Bloomberg. CNN has the Coronavirus Death Tally up on their screen - it's all that you see.
They really want COVID at top-of-mind, and Trump out of it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 12:21 PM (iuFgi)
Don't give us hope. . .
She damn well better be nervous about the millions of people home from work who now have ample time to read through her sh#t bill and watch how she and her accomplices are behaving.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:21 PM (bDqIh)
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I met a guy who worked trade shows promoting a product up north. He had to find a small monitor that would lean in order to face outwards from his laptop. Apparently if it had a stand you had to have whatever union workers come and remove it from your briefcase and set it up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:21 PM (41rs/)
Video of 12+ inmates hopping a fence and scattering:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wrkxntr
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 12:21 PM (9t0Zz)
Hope she doesn't have the Chink Flu. No, really.
Posted by: Dingbat at March 24, 2020 12:21 PM (KylN9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 24, 2020 12:22 PM (P6ZCq)
you all get an F
18.2 % , almost 1 out of 5 infected dies
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But that's only documented infected. How many more might be out there and unreported?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2020 12:22 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 12:22 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (NWiLs)
That, sir.....is disgusting and you should be ashamed.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
You're right, I should be. I'm not, but I should be.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:22 PM (NWiLs)
https://bit.ly/2J8CVbo
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 12:22 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2020 12:22 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 12:22 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 12:20 PM (mw1Wz)
Heart attacks and strokes brought on by stress? Check.
Alcohol and drug abuse? Check.
Suicides from financial ruin? Check.
Homicides because of being cooped up with people you hare? Check.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:23 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)
1/5 is 20 %
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 12:23 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 12:16 PM (Fs5vw)
The original numbers were 30000 total cases, and 5400-odd fatalities. Drop the two trailing zeroes: 54/300 = 0.18 = 18%
Easy-peasy with a slide rule.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 12:23 PM (miJU3)
Guess she doesn't like get upstaged. Next up: every shithead in Hollywood will say the same thing, just for the attention.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 12:23 PM (PkFwF)
Slept late and just getting caught up. Too lazy to read back 500+ comments.Just saw a video of Dan Crenshaw.He has to be the sexiest politician I have ever seen. He looks like he should be an action hero in a secret black ops movie.That is all.....As the guys say"I'll be in my bunk"
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 24, 2020 12:23 PM (QzF6i)
Video of 12+ inmates hopping a fence and scattering:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wrkxntr
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2020 12:21 PM (9t0Zz)
Someone jumped the Walla Walla wall.
Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 12:23 PM (Fs5vw)
I disagree. Your hair is perfectly fine.
It softens that stone-cold killer with a shiv you never see look.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2020 12:23 PM (u82oZ)
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I'm betting more young kids have been killed or permanently disabled by the school closings than would have ever died from the Chinese Lung AIDS.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:23 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 12:24 PM (qQgfA)
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Gotta be all those conservatives, like Rick Wilson said.
Or maybe it's the progs who couldn't self-quarantine?
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Remember how we were told that conservatives were all going to be the ones who died because we won't take it seriously?
593 deaths so far, 188 of them in New York City.
2.4% of the population, 32% of the deaths.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 24, 2020 12:24 PM (5p7BC)
You're right, I should be. I'm not, but I should be.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:22 PM (NWiLs)
I expected nothing less, but I can hang my hat on the fact I mentioned it.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Remember that scene in the 80s Tim Burton Batman where they couldn't use makeup? They aren't getting the usual work they used to from makeup artists, and often are doing it themselves. People have noted that the "babes" on Fox aren't looking as babealicious as they usually are because they aren't getting top-notch airbrushing done for their makeup.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Maybe not. 800 deaths of school-age children driving to school per year in the US.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (sWM8x)
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I met a guy who worked trade shows promoting a product up north. He had to find a small monitor that would lean in order to face outwards from his laptop. Apparently if it had a stand you had to have whatever union workers come and remove it from your briefcase and set it up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
THAT'S why unions need to die.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM (FZxI4)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (CqE5x)
LOOK AT MEEEE!!!! EVERYONE IS IGNORING ME!!!!
You know what she looks like?
one of those creepy kids in Skyrim.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (CqE5x)
they still get an F for flunking basic math. F- for doubling down
10% us 1/10
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 12:21 PM (41rs/)
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Worked at EDS. I was told that office workers cannot plug in their mouses, or re-plug any peripherals. They cannot be seen putting their hands in back of the box where the cords are.
All of those are reportable incidents.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:26 PM (Eicbe)
513 Nanzi being interviewed MSNBC. She is slick with sweat. Fever?
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (WX+x0)
Rubbed one out in the green room.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (NWiLs)
Nanzi has had so many face lifts she can do that just by rubbing her chin.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (N39Ws)
Da fuq? You couldn't have told me that before I friggin' paid?!
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (Pqytn)
The Mullahs are old and probably need the spare body parts.
They're not selling these organs to Westerners - they're selling them to Saudis, and probably Iranians, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:27 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Caliban at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (vJFfv)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (ZCEU2)
We're being fucking played.
Deem and Pass, assholes.
Deem and Pass.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (vPKfA)
More seriously, her face is so frozen that the only way she can emote is to smile or to widen her eyes.
It is a weird an unsettling effect, especially when paired with her mouth movements to deal with her loose dentures.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (bDqIh)
Something isn't right in the data and its not useful until we get better, more accurate info.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:29 PM (KZzsI)
like maybe 1 out of every 1000
and this will never be included in the stats
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (rpxSz)
We're being fucking played.
Deem and Pass, assholes.
Deem and Pass.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 24, 2020 12:28 PM (vPKfA)
I always thought it suspicious that it's Rand Paul and the two Utah Mormons who are absent.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (CqE5x)
my daughter had an insight about the MooGooGioPan-demic last night:
"Has anyone told the Amish?"
Posted by: AltonJackson
...and remember that we are not descended from fearful men
at March 24, 2020 12:30 PM (ceIDk)
My opinion of my fellow humans has never been high.
But the past couple weeks has seen fall lower than I thought possible.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (EQRLd)
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (Pqytn)
That doesn't make sense until you hear that their healthcare system doesn't work very well and passing deaths off as "emergency" puts the numbers in a different category.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (Eicbe)
and don't even get me started on the bath houses
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 12:33 PM (rpxSz)
But the past couple weeks has seen fall lower than I thought possible.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2020 12:32 PM (EQRLd)
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Still, trying to off "loved ones" has a higher rate of occurrence.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 12:34 PM (KDM9/)
Right, and I can see the argument "they died at the same time, during a health crisis, and the Wuhan Flu has made our hospitals unable to grant care that we would usually, so technically...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 12:40 PM (KDM9/)
Posted by: jwest
You sound like my uncles.
One of my father's brothers worked at Delco as a line engineer for years. Man, the shit he told me about, the way things worked. He was always getting in trouble for fixing things to keep the line running that was supposed to be done by union pipefitters, etc.
My mother's brother had a tool and die shop, and did tooling for all the Big 3 over the years.
Yeah, he didn't have much good to say about GM, although he bought a new Cadillac every year. He always thought they were all mad at each other and immensely disorganized.
He predicted they would go bankrupt someday back in the late 1980's.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 12:41 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 12:25 PM
Skip- I believe that there are a lot of demographic particulars that are being suppressed because it would be politically incorrect to provide such details, including the outbreak in New York. I have a cousin in NJ with kids in NYC and she gave me the impression that there is concentration in certain communities. Of course, HIPPA would be blamed for the lack of disclosure of that information.
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 12:45 PM (qe5CM)
Yeah, Seattle area as well. They're being very careful to suppress any demographic information beyond age.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 12:47 PM (KZzsI)
Or maybe it's the progs who couldn't self-quarantine?
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Remember how we were told that conservatives were all going to be the ones who died because we won't take it seriously?
593 deaths so far, 188 of them in New York City.
2.4% of the population, 32% of the deaths.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 24, 2020 12:24 PM (5p7BC)
*******
Nope they had & this is TRUE "Hug a Chinese Day" when PDT either blocked flights from China or when he started calling it the Chinese Flu or both
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 24, 2020 01:08 PM (2SVr3)
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2020 11:28 AM (AMIL/)
I heard Cuomo say he needed all those ventilators. Where does he think they would come from? You would have to strip virtually every ventilator currently in the nation to get that number of them. He is gladly willing to f*ck-over the rest of the nation.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 24, 2020 02:09 PM (00fXp)
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 12:19 PM (WX+x0)
In as much as she is a geriatric boozer, she is certainly in the high-risk category. It would be karmic justice if she is afflicted with Chinese Bat Soup Fever.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 24, 2020 02:31 PM (00fXp)
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