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Vice: Most of You Are Concerrned About People Dying from the Chinese Flu, But Please Give a Thought to the Real Victims: Transgenders Who Are Having Their Elective Dick-Amputation Surgeries Delayed
Won’t somebody think of the genital surgeries! https://t.co/JBlkwvrFe5
— Arthur Bloom (@j_arthur_bloom) March 20, 2020
Though medical facilities may soon become overtaxed for everyone, the coronavirus pandemic has shed light on how transgender people's care can be treated as "non-essential."Well I think I have all the "light" I need on this matter. Their surgeries -- butcheries, really -- are absolutely "non-essential" and so, through a complex process called "calling things what they are," have been deemed "non-essential." I know that the idea of calling things what they are is anathema to some.
For transgender and gender non-conforming people, gender-affirming surgeries are life-altering procedures, which, for many, can greatly reduce gender dysphoria and improve their quality of life. But in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic, trans communities on Reddit and Twitter are being flooded with reports of postponed and canceled surgeries in the U.S., U.K., Spain, Thailand, and elsewhere, leading to enormous stress and disappointment on top of a global health crisis. This underscores a common experience amongst trans people seeking medical care or surgery: Research has suggested that gender-affirming surgery, in particular, has a notable and long-term impact on mental health, but far too often, trans people already wait far longer than is safe or healthy for this care. Further delays can be dangerous and even life-threatening.When you say delays can be "life-threatening," you're referring to them threatening their own lives, right? I mean, their penises aren't tumors, right? Yeah I think I'm going to have to side with the Patriarchal Authorities here and say that keeping the hospitals clear of these "life-saving" surgeries for, you know, people whose maladies are medical and physical rather than psychological and, frankly, delusional. You know what's really attracting a lot of supporters to the transsexual side of things? Their unceasing insistence that every single moment of every single human being's life should be focused exclusively on thinking, "But how does this affect transsexuals?" We just love being constantly instructed that we must Consider the Trannies 24/7/365.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at March 20, 2020 12:00 PM (PrVhQ)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 20, 2020 12:01 PM (KhHty)
Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2020 12:01 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:01 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: huerfano at March 20, 2020 12:02 PM (9dnxb)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:03 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 20, 2020 12:03 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:03 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 20, 2020 12:03 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:03 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 12:04 PM (/669Q)
She did not take that news well.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 20, 2020 12:04 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 20, 2020 12:04 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 12:04 PM (/669Q)
Pompeo got the memo.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Tommy V at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (GCivW)
Posted by: kemp at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (g9dL3)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: taylork at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (+AUVB)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (RD7QR)
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Yeah, because 40% of them go on to try and commit suicide anyway.
Such an effective "treatment"!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (X/Pw5)
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Absurdity aside (and it is absurd - VICE is a train wreck as always), this Leftist destruction of the language is one of the more harrowing things that has happened over the course of my lifetime.
It started as "sex change operation" when it was first started. Later on, the creeping infestation resulted in a change - now that sex wasn't discovered but was instead "assigned," the name changed to "sex reassignment surgery."
But that wasn't the end of it. Then the "gender fluidity" crown and various elements of the touchy-feely (unless you disagree with them, of course) cultural leftists really got going. Now it is "gender-affirming surgery" - a physical, surgical intervention to overcome reality and affirm your opinion.
The linguistic damage is probably the most severe consequence of what these people do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (hYcqw)
At least on Safari, it does.
Speaking of ads, Pam Grrier's tits have volume and bounce
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (5NaTq)
Posted by: kemp at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (g9dL3)
Posted by: saf at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (5IHGB)
Most people have loved ones who are either old or dealing with a *legitimate* health issue that makes them vulnerable to the Wuhan flu, and you've just red-pilled some of them. Well don!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (bDqIh)
Amount of f***s I give about trannies is zero.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (/669Q)
Hard to argue.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (T6t7i)
Let these m-f trannies show us real commitment. Go to Harbor Freight, buy a $5 machete and do the deed yourself.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tommy V
Our low-hanging fruits are the problem!
Posted by: pre-ops at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (P1f+c)
I am sking in as non-snarky a way as possible. Is it just suicide
because they cant get elective surgery?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 20, 2020 12:04 PM (JRaU+)
Looking for logic in the reasoning of the mentally ill is a fools errand.
Posted by: WOPR at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (ET0cl)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IronDave at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (k3crU)
Asking for a friend
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:03 PM (9TdxA)
Prophylactic treatment, I'd say yes.
Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2020 12:08 PM (X/Pw5)
Get back, JoJo.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 20, 2020 12:08 PM (wtvvX)
They may not be able to get that Asian language symbol for "peace" or the word "breath" inked on their body, risking their ability to cope in times such as these.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:08 PM (bDqIh)
Any doctor who removes a perfectly functional and healthy body part solely to affirm the delusions of a mentally ill persons should lose his or her medical license.
Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2020 12:08 PM (N9G0H)
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He's in a very high-risk category. His doctors may have advised him to stay home and not take any chances.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: saf at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: taylork at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (+AUVB)
As the blogger Mark Shea once put it, "Tolerance is not enough. You MUST approve."
And on that note, I think I'm out for the day. Going to watch some movies.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (oVJmc)
More likely, it'll be the Chinese character for soup.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (T6t7i)
(Soon to appear on Vox, not to be outdone)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Katrina was a bitch at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: klaftern at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 20, 2020 12:10 PM (juqNl)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:10 PM (l3+k2)
I can hear the pearl-clutching NeverTrumpers screaming already.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:10 PM (ptqGC)
And post surgery trannies have something like a 40% suicide rate, maybe giving them the surgery is a risk factor for suicide.
Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (ppMjB)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (puu6v)
And here we are.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (datdl)
And on that note, I think I'm out for the day. Going to watch some movies.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (2JVJo)
++++++++++++++
When I was a kid, they started talking about "tolerance" in school. I talked with my dad about it. He told me not to fall for it.
"Why," I asked? "Isn't it good to tolerate people?"
"Yes," he replied. "But they don't mean it they way they say it, or the way you're understanding it. Today it is about tolerance. Tomorrow, it will be about acceptance. Next week, it will be about celebration. Next month, they will throw you in jail if you question it."
I didn't get it then, not really. I understood it to a point, but I didn't fully grok it. I grok it now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (hYcqw)
The linguistic damage is probably the most severe consequence of what these people do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (hYcqw)
Yep. Your gender is the real you. Your body is just this meat suit that you can and should change to suit your whims.
Note that this is a philosophical outlook and not a scientific determination. It is impossible to tell the difference between a mentally ill person who believes they are the wrong sex and someone who is actually one gender, but a different sex. The distinction is entirely in what you decide is "real" and those value judgments happen before science.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (h+Dtu)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Whats the % of chinese war virus deaths?
BUT WE MUST KOWTOW TO OUR BETTERS!!11
FOR THE CHIRRENS!!11
AMERICA! SHUT IT DOWN!!11
Posted by: no more banned to get back together at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (zDFBl)
Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 20, 2020 12:12 PM (h+Dtu)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:12 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2020 12:12 PM (2ygtH)
Obviously the end is near.
I heard the Germans have landed from their assault ships and will be here at any moment.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (e284m)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (N9G0H)
Sounds like your dad was a very wise man.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (puu6v)
For the children... if it saves one life... better safe than sorry...
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Emmie at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (ouBhA)
Political distribution of journalists based on their Twitter networks, from new paper by @JohnHolbein1.
The modal journalist is somewhere between Bernie Sanders and AOC.
https://tinyurl.com/tfjfsso
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (Ez6QX)
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Entirely. Not always at all times, of course, but I had wonderful parents.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Helen Wokejoy at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Katrina was a bitch at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (WX+x0)
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Worked with a guy a couple of decades ago who "transitioned."
Shoulders like a linebacker, hands the size of a catcher's mitt and a hockey player smile. Along with being a bit bald.
As near as I can tell, non professional opinion, he went this route, because he had longing to "belong" and this was his route to acceptance.
Rather pathetic, actually.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (puu6v)
Well done!
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (cF8AT)
Every aspect of liberal kant is about asserting control, and the smaller the minority, the more upheaval is warranted to indulge them. Trannies are such a small minority their cause become an ultimate drug to massive control. Once they've exploited that, they'll have a new micro-minority to indulge to increase their control even more, like the jumped straight to trannies after using the gays for so long.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Emmie at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (ouBhA)
Seems like he should've done that his first day. Oh well.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (CQ3Qb)
Political distribution of journalists based on their Twitter networks, from new paper by @JohnHolbein1.
The modal journalist is somewhere between Bernie Sanders and AOC.
https://tinyurl.com/tfjfsso
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++
:: taps dial ::
:: shakes instrument ::
:: taps dial again ::
Nope, no reading on the surprise-o-meter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (hYcqw)
As the blogger Mark Shea once put it, "Tolerance is not enough. You MUST approve."
No, you must CELEBRATE! Stand up and cheer!!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (1tIiG)
*back alley dickamputectomy docs :
We can step in !
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (zr5Kq)
I'll bet we have some unemployed morons here who would chop off a penis or two for the right price.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (e284m)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)
Good. Trump is using this moment to end most simmigration.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (puu6v)
Gorillas hardest hit.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2020 12:16 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (puu6v)
I know this is fake because if your daughter had really said this, there's no way they would mis-gender Billy by using male pronouns for her.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 20, 2020 12:16 PM (h+Dtu)
Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)
Just heard that. Interesting.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:16 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega Kid, O-Positive at March 20, 2020 12:16 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 20, 2020 12:16 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: zeera at March 20, 2020 12:16 PM (zUdXR)
is there any study that actually confirms this? I seem to remember that they still had a higher incidence of suicide -
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (cF8AT)
I write a witty thought-provoking post and a new thread opens up and no one sees it
trust me it was good
carry on
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (iTXRQ)
These temporary closures are not going to be easy, but they are necessary to protect the public health.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (1tIiG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (+y/Ru)
My husband and I are sick to death of him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
He needs a box to stand on.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (Ez6QX)
but california isn't bothering to arrest people for misdemeanors anymore, right?
so what's the point?
Posted by: Anachronda at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (kf5Ci)
97 Whoa! Dr. Blix says the Chinese Coronavirus Bat Soup Syndrome kills 2x as many males as females!
Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)
The conclusion to be reached here is that young Chinese guys are just as susceptible to taking a dare as any other young guys.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (e284m)
CIS-gendered white males going to the hospital when Billy wants his
penis removed?" I couldn't stop shaking.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March
9 of 10. Had to knock off a point for no climate change reference.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (flINI)
My husband and I are sick to death of him.
Me too.. Every time he speaks the market takes a dive
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (5bxa0)
Most people dont know what and where the Nile is. Sad to say.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (ppMjB)
DE Nile.... Delaware, right?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)
Then China is truly fucked.
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (puu6v)
Gorillas hardest hit.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (l3+k2)
*******
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (1tIiG)
Posted by: Saint Greta of the Green Soylent at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (SENHs)
I figured it out in college when I was looking into the Kaneshian "Hittite" language: animate and inanimate genders. The male/female thing is Semitic or at least that side of AfroAsiatic (the Berbers got it too).
You don't have surgery to change a gender, you have a full cultural shift down to the language.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: kemp at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (g9dL3)
Oh FFS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)
Well, in fairness, so did Trump.
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)
I know you can't attribute everything to behavior differences among the sexes, but I think it's really interesting seeing how my grandmother and my wife's grandfather are treating this thing differently. When we talked to my grandmother, she basically said "they're all telling me not to go anywhere, and I said, where am I going to go?" My wife's grandfather who is about the same age when we talked to him told us that he was an absolutely essential personnel at the fire house so he obviously had to go over there every day anyway.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (h+Dtu)
He's an imbecile and dangerous.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ptqGC)
***
Pretty sure sex discrimination is against the law. Someone should arrest the virus.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)
LOTS of produce. Was able to get potatoes and cabbage (for my upcoming corned beef and cabbage meal) without any trouble.
Big gaps in the meat section, but still a fair amount of stuff available.
Lots of milk. Didn't take a look at the canned goods aisle.
TP still wiped out. Paper towels available, but only Kroger-branded. Shelves about half full.
Saw a very pretty girl working on restocking.
People working checkout were friendly. Gave my cart to a lady on her way into the store, who thanked me and advised me to , "Take care".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (g8Yc+)
My husband and I are sick to death of him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
He needs a box to stand on.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (Ez6QX)
He can use mine. I don't need it anymore.
Posted by: Mini-Mike at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:20 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2020 12:20 PM (B7KlG)
Yeah, I'll give you one data point.
I was doing a project at very well known news channel and was in one of the control rooms, on one of the monitors someone had some soap opera up, the particular scene was two guys in bed making out, I told the tech to turn that shit off. He turned it off.
He also went and filed a report with HR and I got a two hour seminar about tolerance.
So yeah, it's not enough to tolerate but you must celebrate.
Oh yeah, another 100 install technicians will be getting the ax today.
Wonderful.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2020 12:20 PM (FVrDO)
I have at least 3 commonly available tools that could easily solve these problems. One's even 40V powered. Another's at the end of a 10' telescoping pole; social distancing!
Self Reliance Boys, er.. Xirs!
Posted by: banana Dream at March 20, 2020 12:20 PM (l6b3d)
Didn't they find that Koko had an IQ of about 70? That's higher than a lot of homo-saps'.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2020 12:20 PM (ykYG2)
Should I wait until the pandemic is over to complete it?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega Kid, O-Positive at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (eAZVt)
Let me be the first to ask you today how long this is going to go on! When will this end?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (e284m)
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I'm pretty sure the constitution says I have a right to ball-free Thai tranny beejeers. And I'm a constitutional scholar for the record.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (ejd/p)
***
Do you live in a blue state? Yes
Do you line in a red state? No.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (WdocV)
BREAKING: Coronavirus Task Force Coordinator Dr Deborah Birx says info coming in from Italy suggests the mortality rate for men is double what it is for females, for every age group
@NolteNC 3 minutes ago
Good thing gender is fluid, then.
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (1tIiG)
It's now down 200
Posted by: judgefishy at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (M1lSV)
Are computer algorithms watching the presser?
Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (cF8AT)
"If we chop off your dick you have a better chance of survival!"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (CQ3Qb)
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We still talking about trannies?
Posted by: Josephistan at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (73NFj)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (7ZQe3)
Mr President! Mr President! When will you shut down the whole country?
Good idea. I'll start with you jackals.
Posted by: PDT at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (+fPHo)
I guess they think the optics of kicking these idiots out of the room night somehow add to the panic they themselves created.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (puu6v)
Gorillas hardest hit.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (l3+k2)
*******
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (1tIiG)
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What will this do to The Gorilla Channel? They might have to start bribing airports to play it.
Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (oGBso)
Should I wait until the pandemic is over to complete it?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega Kid, O-Positive at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (Vy7tf)
If you're in a red district, no. If blue, then yes.
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (5bxa0)
Serious, f#ck these transgender and transgender activists whining about this. My MIL had heart surgery 2 weeks ago, my nephew has heart surgery last week. Neither of these could have been postponed, particularly my nephew's. I cannot comprehend how people could be so self-absorbed that they could not postpone an elective procedure in a time of crisis.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (bDqIh)
BREAKING: Coronavirus Task Force Coordinator Dr Deborah Birx says info coming in from Italy suggests the mortality rate for men is double what it is for females, for every age group
@NolteNC 3 minutes ago
Good thing gender is fluid, then.
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (cF8AT)
********
I choose to live my life as a woman till the Bad Beer Virus is gone
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (1tIiG)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (e284m)
The crime here isn't that those who think of themselves as transexuals cant get prompt treatment, no-no-no. That's not the real issue. The real issue is the world is telling them with a loud voice. "Your psychosis is subjective, and your elected treatment is not medically necessary".
And that's something the gender theory movement can never allowed to be said.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (Y6UV7)
I see...opportunities.
Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (WdocV)
BREAKING: Coronavirus Task Force Coordinator Dr Deborah Birx says info coming in from Italy suggests the mortality rate for men is double what it is for females, for every age group
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++++
Out of curiosity, does it correlate with smoking. One of the theories about apparent male mortality in Korea was that virtually no Korean women smoke. It Italy, it is closer but more men than women smoke there, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (7ZQe3)
I really thought it was when OM had it on the Morning Rant, but then I saw it was from Vice and knew it was real.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)
Then China is truly fucked.
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (cF8AT)
Actually, just the opposite. due to the one child policy combined with elective abortions, China had millions more Men than Women.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (NgKpN)
2020: "Put that f@cking spot light on me, bigot!"
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at March 20, 2020 12:24 PM (DB16e)
BREAKING: Coronavirus Task Force Coordinator Dr Deborah Birx says info coming in from Italy suggests the mortality rate for men is double what it is for females, for every age group
@NolteNC 3 minutes ago
Good thing gender is fluid, then.
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (cF8AT
Lulz. Did the virus ask how they self identify before infection?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:24 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (puu6v)
Gorillas hardest hit.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (l3+k2)
*******
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (1tIiG)
---------------------------------
What will this do to The Gorilla Channel? They might have to start bribing airports to play it."
Shhh. I wouldn't be the first sent to re-education for a typo perceived as racist.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:24 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:24 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:24 PM (l3+k2)
97 Whoa! Dr. Blix says the Chinese Coronavirus Bat Soup Syndrome kills 2x as many males as females!
Speculation that a lot more Chinese men smoke.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (WdocV)
+++++++++++++++
*snort*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:24 PM (hYcqw)
And they are extremely good at that
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Rex B at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (1XmFF)
coming in from Italy suggests the mortality rate for men is double what
it is for females, for every age group "
So we will be working to even that out and close the death gap by focusing on men's health, right?
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (MxEKc)
Lines at the register.
Posted by: getting theCOUGHHACKCOUGH at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (zDFBl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)
I love that site! Right, Abner?
Posted by: Gladys Kravitz at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
***
Close the borders, expel the illegals, close the FNM and arrest everyone getting paid by China.
Seriously at this point why not go for the gold?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (WdocV)
>>Good thing gender is fluid, then.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: IC at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (sYDum)
First they demand constant attention.
Second they demand approval of their demented thinking.
Third they require acquiescence to any solutions they demand as necessary regardless of medical facts.
And lastly they force their illness on others and make them praise and applaud their expression of their insanity.
Actually they're not an offshoot just a different direction.
All leftists are like this.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (1Lhet)
Posted by: Surfperch, Sheltering in Place at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (d2Mzg)
Hahaha
(snort)
Hahaha
Yeah, go with that. Follow up on them in a decade to see where their family buried them after enabling the mental illness.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (5bxa0)
When the light breeze of subjective pseudoscience meets the rock of scientific objectivity.
To say nothing of the rivulet of reason.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (T6t7i)
(Headline later - Trump unable to answer question during Coronavirus briefing.)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (ABjxW)
Yes
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (Lxxwf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
why do you subject yourself to the mindless drivel of wine moms? Unless it's for the entertainment factor. I'd want to mock them mercilessly.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (d7Ww2)
Is there some town or suburb that is populated primarily by fake women?
Folks, exchanging tweets about your problems does not a community make.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: IC at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (tvEuY)
Hello, freaks and delusional weirdos of the world. Let's have a chat, shall we?
Posted by: The Cold Hard Facts of Life at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (kZT36)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (SENHs)
Frankly, I might welcome our new Alien Overlords. I'd at least like to hear what they have to say.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (e284m)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (nRWPy)
Mr President! Will everyone be able to get a test by Sunday?
Posted by: DamnedYankee
Test? No, it must be a lab-tested 100% cure. Or else you hate children.
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (E+OcO)
***
Do you live in a blue state? Yes
Do you line in a red state? No.
I live in a purple state. I'm so confused!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (1Lhet)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (bDqIh)
***
I was amazed to see how many under worked upper middle class housewives there are on that site.
I told Maria to stop getting the groceries in plastic bags BEFORE they banned them. And I've got her washing the cloth diapers now too! Seriously people we have to make sacrifices to save the earth!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (WdocV)
Jane,
why do you subject yourself to the mindless drivel of wine moms?
Unless it's for the entertainment factor. I'd want to mock them
mercilessly.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (d7Ww2)
?? It popped up on my email.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (ptqGC)
Seriously at this point why not go for the gold?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (WdocV)
++++++++++++++
At this point, I might be okay with nationalizing the major news corporations, merging them, then closing them and auctioning off their physical plant and spectrum to let some new players get in and make a go of it.
Virtually all of our major press fall into at least one of the following categories:
- In the pay of a foreign power
- In the unpaid service of a foreign power
- In the voluntary service of any anti-American cause
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)
--Philip Jose Farmer
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (ZfRYq)
I don't mean to bend your Bible, but we *made* this. On purpose. We can stop it on purpose as well.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (w+Ped)
I've got an infection that's not responding to my prescription antibiotics, and I'm terrified to go in to the hospital because my nurse friends are either 1) at home awaiting their coronavirus tests or 2)posting about how they're out of face masks and sharing tutorials on how to sew masks out of quilting cottons as a backup.
but yeah, let's talk about how awful it is to make someone wait until after the pandemic to chop off their own dick. how about they DIY that and we can save the face masks?
Posted by: Mama Lou at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (Qqq4N)
Tanking the market is the goal.
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Presstitutes at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (K4I9O)
Posted by: David Stapleton at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (+3HK+)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (bDqIh)
South Korean stats also show a higher death rate for men. Is the Wuhan Flu sexist?
Posted by: WOPR at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (ET0cl)
NOT.
Posted by: kemp at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (g9dL3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (tvEuY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: blackdogs at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (NAbCm)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (JFO2v)
***
Don't we have some psychopaths in various institutions across the nation willing to lop body parts off of people for the sheer fun of it? Do we really need actual doctors for this?
Posted by: Obligatory at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (WdocV)
Is there some town or suburb that is populated primarily by fake women?
**
I think its right around the corner from Manassas, VA.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (u6xw0)
Tanking the market is the goal.
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (eAZVt)
Well, they are succeeding.. for now.
Posted by: IC at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (sYDum)
The last figure I saw was 45%.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (HaL55)
I am severely disappointed. They're all still there.
Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve
Ha-ha, have we got a surprise coming for you...
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (dBiBP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (ptqGC)
yeah....
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (r/92q)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
The fact that they're pushing for this so hard is an indicator, I think, that the states doing this are *very* nervous about their political futures.
There is no reason to do a national lockdown. The state-wide lockdowns are probably not necessary. Locking down hot spots might be, but not entire geographies. So why push for it?
Because if they get a national lockdown, they get the Feds (Trump) to own the consequences. Without a national lockdown, they own the consequences. They want Trump to take the slings and arrows for them, and he should refuse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (d7Ww2)
Ghouls.
Left unsaid: We need to hurry and get rid of these babies wile we can still pretend they are just a clump of cells. If someone has to delay they might realize it's a baby and want to keep it, or worse, have to take responsibility for their actions even when they'd prefer not to. Oh, the horror!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (bDqIh)
if there was a bigger FU to the working poor, I dunno what it is
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (G546f)
Posted by: blackdogs at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (NAbCm)
Psh. Farming's easy. That's why almost everyone did it for thousands of years.
Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (h+Dtu)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Day 6 in quarantine with the family:
Just changed the WiFi password to reestablish dominance among the herd.
Hahaha!
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (UNyae)
At least on Safari, it does.
Speaking of ads, Pam Grrier's tits have volume and bounce
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (l4C/z)
Safari's updates over the past year have been atrocious, I'm back on Opera now - next I'm going back to Linux.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (w+Ped)
-
Wait until the gay / cross dressing gene is identified.
Abortion bans so fast it will make your head spin.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:32 PM (e284m)
'Mr.' Bloom has shown himself to be surplus to requirements.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 20, 2020 12:32 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Africa at March 20, 2020 12:32 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 12:32 PM (KxVoZ)
I'm sure there will be an article in the next few weeks that blames the West for importing smoking habits to China
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 20, 2020 12:32 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Her Personal Chinese Spy at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (94hkk)
They canceled my cornea transplant and cataract surgery. I am legally blind in my left eye.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (JFO2v)
My husband managed to have his first cataract surgery yesterday at a surgical center not attached to a hospital. Our doc (who is a long time friend) said he doesn't know if the next surgery scheduled in two weeks will happen. Depends on whether the out-patient centers are ordered to close.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)
You know, of all the things I have to deal with, all the challenges of normal life, and now with this silly China wuwu virus getting everyone all in a dither, I do have one thing going for me. I don't have to write articles for silly unserious webzines, focusing attention on the plight of the poor addadictomy/chopemoff crowd.
So I got that going for me.
Which is nice.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (hku12)
Posted by: TrannieMay at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (0dmP2)
"Because if they get a national lockdown, they get the Feds (Trump) to own the consequences. Without a national lockdown, they own the consequences. They want Trump to take the slings and arrows for them, and he should refuse."
Yes. It's fear and cynicism both. These Blue State governors suspect they are overreacting and don't want to be out on a limb.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (nRWPy)
... They want Trump to take the slings and arrows for them, and he should refuse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (hYcqw)
Yes, and I cannot watch any news because they keep missing this blindingly obvious take.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (w+Ped)
"Sam the Butcher and his Cleaver of Compassion."
Why would AutoCoronavirus change Cleaver to Cleaved?
Nobody says "cleaved" except when reading the Genesis story of Eve and Adam getting it on.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (r/92q)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (l3+k2)
Bon Appetit!
Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (1Lhet)
Me thinks we're not too far off from people telling the state officials to GFY and going outside to carry on with daily lives.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (g9x4e)
So you mean I missed a "Day of No Mourning" this past February 29th.
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (BiNEL)
Stupid idea anyway.
No reason Montana should operate like Massachusetts.
And it would fall to local LEOs to enforce.
So why just leave it to the sovereign states to make their own decisions?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: dananjcon
They didn't call it Chantilly for nothing!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (MxEKc)
HA!
Trump just called the guy a 'terrible reporter'.
Ohhh...he's pissed!
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (ptqGC)
DJT: No you should prolly kill yourself right now.
Posted by: BluesFish at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (qXLLv)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Did we ever make it to 0.004?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (41rs/)
Trump is Pres. Trump needs to have a broader view
Posted by: Bring back the Bird Flu at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (VidtX)
They canceled my cornea transplant and cataract surgery. I am legally blind in my left eye.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (JFO2v)
My husband managed to have his first cataract surgery yesterday at a surgical center not attached to a hospital. Our doc (who is a long time friend) said he doesn't know if the next surgery scheduled in two weeks will happen. Depends on whether the out-patient centers are ordered to close.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)
I have to be put out about 4 hours as they need the endothelium to bind to the back of the cornea. So all nurse anesthetist and anesthesiologist ares standing by if needed for life saving efforts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (JFO2v)
Trump: "I think you're a terrible reporter"
LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLL
Posted by: ptschett at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (zB+vL)
What did he ask that pissed him off?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (7ZQe3)
Faucci is pissed.
Trump's anger is really with Fallci, not just the press.
Posted by: Woozer at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (WrOkn)
What did he ask that pissed him off?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (bDqIh)
"what do you say to Americans who are scared..who are concerned..who are.." whatever.
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (zr5Kq)
-
I had my hair cut a few days ago foreseeing this eventuality. I also ordered this head-shaving razor (that looks like a race car). I figure why waste time and money on my few remaing stragglers.
https://amzn.to/2U7gfOZ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)
"Trump ripping a reporter for asking what do you say to people who are scared
Posted by: Ignoramus"
He should have said "They should stop watching the MSM."
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (MxEKc)
IT'S KILLING ME!
CUT IT OFF! CUT IT OOOOFFFFF!!!!
Posted by: TrannieMay
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Sorry, Dickless Thursday was yesterday.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (sHVgQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (ABjxW)
So the Kung Flu kills males at twice the rate of females. How handy for China...eliminate a bunch of the extraneous males acquired under the One Child policy while you simultaneously cripple the West's workforce. Win- win.
Soros must be weeping with joy.
Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (1Lhet)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Me thinks we're not too far off from people telling the state officials to GFY and going outside to carry on with daily lives.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (SENHs)
The really telling moment will occur if the "authorities" authorize the shooting!
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (l3+k2)
Meaning"I want to have DR. Fauci call what you were just saying a lie."
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (Izzlo)
Instead of meeting with my surgical team today, I will be seeing them (maybe) at the end of May.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (zlgJP)
Just cut it off yourself.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (zlgJP)
Jeez, sock, that sucks. I'm sorry.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (Ez6QX)
I'm on a Goldman Sachs call about the topic of the year. The have execs
from Moderna, Roche, Quest Diagnostics and health professionals. They
said progress that normally takes years is getting done in weeks. There
was a note of caution about the malaria drugs being used. Still more
testing needs to be done in this country. But off the shelf drugs maybe used if it works. The CEO of Moderna sounds like Jacques Cousteau. The underwater guy not the Peter Sellers character
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (hxegh)
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (U/QDb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (m45I2)
===
The Gheys (Hosannah!!) noses must be seriously out of joint.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Vendette at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (Z36FL)
Reporters will not stop fear mongering+++
Fearmongering is what attracts them to their slimy business in the first place.
Posted by: Old Dude at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (LGXGf)
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Sure, Trump is the person getting under skins. Go with that.
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (sX1BW)
If you are a praying type, toss one in his direction and don't forget Melania and Barron!
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (BiNEL)
Thanks.
Yeah, he needs to keep scolding the MSM for being only interested in ginning up fear and doubt.
I'm all for a check on power, but the MSM are beyond adversarial right now, they would kneecap his efforts however they can.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (ZLI7S)
"What do you say to Americans who are scared?"
I say "TURN OFF THE TV!"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (oVJmc)
"And get out of the house! Oh, wait..."
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (xfb67)
Always perform unnecessary surgery!
Eat this bat soup, in a few weeks, it falls off all by itself!
Posted by: Doc Dong Chop at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Woozer at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (r+sAi)
Have a heart. This might be his last pandemic, in a career as a bureaucrat, he only gets one of these every few years or so.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
If you are a praying type, toss one in his direction and don't forget Melania and Barron!
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (BiNEL)
I'm sure he is sick to death of talking to these dicks every day.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (9TdxA)
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Holy Shit lol
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (NgKpN)
What a coincidence this virus targets Chinese men! What are the *chances*?
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (94hkk)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (CQ3Qb)
--------------------------------
Whatever happened to Lorena Bobbitt?
Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: bigstarxxx at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (pvJV4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (Z36FL)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (E7vND)
"Peter is NOT a good journalist when it comes to fairness."
Glorious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
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No matter how much Whorreywood and the presstitutes try to force meto I. Don't. Give. A. Shit.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (Ez6QX)
I thought Ancient China invented everything?
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (cfSLd)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (9TdxA)
++++++++++++
Feinstein and a couple of others what?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (Izzlo)
from Moderna, Roche, Quest Diagnostics and health professionals. They
said progress that normally takes years is getting done in weeks. There
was a note of caution about the malaria drugs being used. Still more
testing needs to be done in this country. But off the shelf drugs maybe used if it works. The CEO of Moderna sounds like Jacques Cousteau. The underwater guy not the Peter Sellers character
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (hxegh)
Some congress needs to suspend liability suits for this old, old, med
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (ONvIw)
I think there is a STRONG propensity among healthcare professionals to overstate risks. I am not saying that in a critical manner - I understand they have a ton of legal exposure, and it's in their best interest to be that way.
However, I think that propensity becomes completely inculcated, almost a force of habit.
And when you mix that with politicians who thrive on fear as a means of gaining MOAR POWER, you can get a shitstorm of panic like we're seeing now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: JB at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (SdfoC)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (MxEKc)
Blatant lying is part of the kink.
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (94hkk)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (9TdxA)
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Holy Shit lol
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (/ZYFC)
If Feinstein is forced out, she suffers no consequences and the seat remains Democrat.
The others? Maybe no consequences either but the seats may flip Democrat.
Not good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (pS94+)
...
Despite that effort, whoever held power, whether a city government or some private gathering of locals, they generally failed to keep the community together. They failed because they lost trust. They lost trust because they lied. (San Francisco was a rare exception; its leaders told the truth, and the city responded heroically.) And they lied for the war effort, for the propaganda machine that Wilson created.
pg 395 - 396.
The US death toll was originally put at 550,000. Now epidemiologists have settled on 675,000 out of a population of 105 million.
pg. 397.
The Great Influenza: The Story of the Deadliest Pandemic in History. John M. Barry. Penguin Books. 2005.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (tvEuY)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (CQ3Qb) "
Ok, ok, I left myself open for that ...
but fuck you anyway.
*spits*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: JB at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (SdfoC)
Everything but necessary traffic. (trade)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: kemp at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (g9dL3)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (+0axI)
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (94hkk)
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (vd8XM)
Oh FFS."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)
I think they are priming the pump.
Posted by: RM at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (U3LtS)
And Feinstein is an honorable politician
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (9TdxA)
Dr. Jill would have to come in and pull him off the podium
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)
The check on power right now is Trump.
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (eAZVt)
Observe the classic Trump plant-the-story-plus-fakeout-compliment at its finest. Bravo.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (XxJt1)
I seem to remember that early male survivors suffered "testicular scarring" (if they didn't die first). That little bit of data seems to have been memory-holed.
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (BiNEL)
and just keep the ones who are not trying to gin up fear- if such a beast exists-aside from OAN, I mean.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (U/QDb)
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (41rs/)
Tequila con wobbly worm > > TooWong Flu
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)
*****
???
Posted by: Taco Shack at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)
He's a much much better person than I am.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Ever have a roofer tell you not to waste your money ?
Doesn't happen often. Hence the risk of blind trust in any expert.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (rIQuo)
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: Kat_man at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (LQ7+y)
It is wonderful.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (+fPHo)
you will laugh
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM
Fetchez la vache!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: wth at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (v0R5T)
Political Polls @Politics_Polls
#New National @HarrisPoll (3/17-1
,
Trump's Approval Rating
Overall: 53%
Handling COVID: 56%
Stimulating jobs: 60%
The economy: 60%
Fighting terrorism 58%
Immigration: 53%
Foriegn affairs: 52%
Administrating the government: 51%
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (1tIiG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)
He ENJOYS this.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (CqE5x)
It will be interesting to see them overwhelming the hospitals that we are told are so important.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (MxEKc)
+++++++++++++
The best way to avoid getting Trump-slapped is to not slap him first. I am not watching (on a conference call), but I can't think of a time that Trump attacked unprovoked. He hits back, not first.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (hYcqw)
Oh FFS."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)
I think they are priming the pump.
Posted by: RM at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (U3LtS)
Is it me or is Fauci just a long-time swamp-dweller only out to increase the funding for his agency?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)
*****
>>???
I was trying to help the geographically challenged.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (/ZYFC)
However, I think that propensity becomes completely inculcated, almost a force of habit.
And when you mix that with politicians who thrive on fear as a means of gaining MOAR POWER, you can get a shitstorm of panic like we're seeing now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (II2Y0)
I agree. If you don't give people the worst case scenario for a drug, you're in the shit when problems happen.
Make the patients sign informed consents. We used to do that for nearly everything in the hospitals, that changed to document the discussion.
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: ShainS at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (5bxa0)
Fuck Fauci.
I don't remember him admonishing Homosexuals for Buttfucking during the AIDS 'Crisis'...do you?
Did he advise making gay sex a misdemeanor? Shut down ALL gay businesses? No. He did not.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (+0axI)
Posted by: Kat_man at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (LQ7+y)
50 years of constant feminazism gets the job done.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (pS94+)
He's using them as a speed-bag. Keeps him sharp.
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: lizabth at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (WrOkn)
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He might be. We are a risk averse people now. It is now rearing its really ugly head.
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (pS94
You'd think as a doctor he would stop inciting panic but since his funding is probably panic driven, yeah.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (SENHs)
Is it me or is Fauci just a long-time swamp-dweller only out to increase the funding for his agency?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (pS94+)
He didn't go along with Event 201's rec of keeping travel and borders open, so he's a mixed bag
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)
The Duprees?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Old Dude at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Fred Walls at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (JFkWq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (pS94+)
That's my thinking. Husband's too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (d6mdH)
No, that's the folks who are addicted to plastic surgery.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (hku12)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (w+Ped)
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I run Opera on Ubuntu and the ad blocker is incredibly effective.
Amusing side note: Have to turn off the ad blocker when on Amazon, as the ad blocker turns the Amazon home page into a linkfest.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (WEBkv)
I feel bad that I'm not exactly what I think I am..helppp me
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (E5zoW)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (+fPHo)
#New National @HarrisPoll (3/17-1,
Trump's Approval Rating
Overall: 53%
Handling COVID: 56%
Stimulating jobs: 60%
The economy: 60%
Fighting terrorism 58%
Immigration: 53%
Foriegn affairs: 52%
Administrating the government: 51%
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (1tIiG)
Something else blowing up in the left's face. They just can't help being Wile E Coyote to his Road Runner
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (hxegh)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (COzlW)
+++++++++
Within the realm of the press, what is the difference?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Diane Fientien's Butthole at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (ZLI7S)
-
You mean the government employee who has been in the same role since Reagan?
Nah.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: The Scooby Gang at March 20, 2020 12:48 PM (xPYsj)
Posted by: Clueless Frenchman at March 20, 2020 12:48 PM (g8Yc+)
However, I think that propensity becomes completely inculcated, almost a force of habit.
And when you mix that with politicians who thrive on fear as a means of gaining MOAR POWER, you can get a shitstorm of panic like we're seeing now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (II2Y0)
I agree. If you don't give people the worst case scenario for a drug, you're in the shit when problems happen.
Make the patients sign informed consents. We used to do that for nearly everything in the hospitals, that changed to document the discussion.
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (ONvIw)
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Umm, you still do sign informed consents. You wanna end all of this shit? Tort reform. Otherwise doctors and drug makers are gonna cover their ass because if they don't nobody else will.
Posted by: Jackal at March 20, 2020 12:48 PM (Lyh9/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (zr5Kq)
And Mexico's economy will be bigger than the US economy, and the Mexican Army will deploy to the border to try to stop hordes of poor Americans trying to flee to Mexico to get jobs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (Ez6QX)
That was a man who knows some good news that he can't quite talk about yet.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (BeYX8)
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (94hkk)
Then she should stop asking stupid f'ing questions
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (+fPHo)
https://is.gd/n1ZrC5
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (BeYX8)
my dad: Did you hear about those 4 senators?
my mom: No. What happened?
my dad: They all sold their stock after getting an intelligence review. All Republicans. Burr...
etc
Posted by: Hand at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (pS94+)
Yes, he's standard issue bureaucrat, and not the nefarious deep state type.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (hku12)
Press whore: "OrangeMan bad, we're all gonna die 'cause of him."
Dr. Fauci: "This morning before the presser, PDT told me you were a bunch of ignorant, self-important sluts. Normally the President and I agree on most aspects of this effort. However, today I must respectfully disagree with our President. You are dumber than what the President led e to believe - hard as that is to believe. You are an ignorant skank who couldn't find her fat ass with both hands. If it wasn't for cum guzzling, you'd have no value at all. Be gone from my sight you pusillanimous puttana."
Next question.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (WrOkn)
Huh.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (+0axI)
never let a virus go to waste
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (rpxSz)
Trump's optimism about this chlorquinine (sp?) is giving me hope.
That was a man who knows some good news that he can't quite talk about yet.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (KxVoZ)
You mean, "False sense of security."
Posted by: Dick Wadd, Esteemed Journalist at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (l3+k2)
Tell me more, because I give a rat's ass about the quality of life of mentally ill perverts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 12:51 PM (Tatvh)
Then she should stop asking stupid f'ing questions
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (5bxa0)
What was that exchange?
I had the mute button on
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2020 12:51 PM (CqE5x)
And Babysitters.
Also, cocaine or meth.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 12:51 PM (+0axI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 20, 2020 12:51 PM (o2MD2)
https://tinyurl.com/tkverod
Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (vd8XM)
Tha'ts great. I love How Zucker is the dupe.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 20, 2020 12:51 PM (u6xw0)
97 Whoa! Dr. Blix says the Chinese Coronavirus Bat Soup Syndrome kills 2x as many males as females!
Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)
Then China is truly fucked.
naw. it's just restoring balance to the force.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (kf5Ci)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (0O7c5)
Always perform unnecessary surgery!
Eat this bat soup, in a few weeks, it falls off all by itself!
Those trannys can just wind a few rubber bands around their junk. Works the same way.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (zr5Kq)
my dad: They all sold their stock after getting an intelligence review. All Republicans. Burr...
etc
Posted by: Hand at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (786Ro)
Liar.
Your momma can't talk with her mouth full.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Deep State 368 at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (qLs5f)
Yup. Lawyers are the root of all evil.
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (eAZVt)
That was a man who knows some good news that he can't quite talk about yet.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (KxVoZ)
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Someone's about to make some serious bank.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (cF8AT)
1. Why are you deliberately underplaying the virus threat by being so optimistic?
2. Why haven't you reassured Americans who are terrified of this virus?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Jackal at March 20, 2020 12:48 PM (Lyh9/)
We do informed consents for surgery and procedures, I recall needing them signed for most meds in an inpatient setting. When I retired we only had them signed for meds that had a very difficult profile, like clozapine. I can't recall the last time I signed a consent for a med, just a waiver of counseling at the pharmacist
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (hxegh)
Think of how many people who just don't pay attention are doing so now.
And seeing a very different Trump than was carefully built up in their minds through hundreds of billions of dollars worth of drive-by mental mindfuck persuasion propaganda.
Why do you think Omar said he's doing "incredible"? Because if they don't say it, people are still seeing it and will naturally wonder if they've just been lied to all along.
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (94hkk)
Bad news for The Democrat Party. Good news for America.
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (eAZVt)
The sixteen to forty age cohort in 1918 accounted for more than half the death toll. Hardest hit in this group were between twenty-one and thirty.
Pg. 397. Ibid.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (tvEuY)
#New National @HarrisPoll (3/17-1,
Trump's Approval Rating
Overall: 53%
Handling COVID: 56%
Stimulating jobs: 60%
The economy: 60%
Fighting terrorism 58%
Immigration: 53%
Foriegn affairs: 52%
Administrating the government: 51%
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (1tIiG)
If this keeps up, expect the left driven hysteria to drop off real quick.
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (Izzlo)
Fuck Fauci.
I don't remember him admonishing Homosexuals for Buttfucking during the AIDS 'Crisis'...do you?
Did he advise making gay sex a misdemeanor? Shut down ALL gay businesses? No. He did not.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (+0axI)
>40k new cases per year since about 1990
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:54 PM (zr5Kq)
The others? Maybe no consequences either but the seats may flip Democrat.
Not good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (pS94+)
If Doug Collins gets to run for that Senate seat in GA, it will stay in R hands. Loeffler is damaged goods right now.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 20, 2020 12:54 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:54 PM (ptqGC)
I doubt the validity of either statement.
But they're self-contradicting, to boot. If B is true, then A is pointless.
What a turd. What a gay little turd that guy is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 12:54 PM (II2Y0)
The sixteen to forty age cohort in 1918 accounted for more than half the death toll. Hardest hit in this group were between twenty-one and thirty.
Pg. 397. Ibid.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (tvEuY)
So the over 40 had some herd immunity from a previous flu maybe in 1880s or 1890s.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2020 12:54 PM (JFO2v)
I had the mute button on
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2020 12:51 PM (CqE5x)
She asked Sec Pompeo if it undermines him when the President attacks news outlets and he just said, "does anyone else have a question?"
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:54 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (Tatvh)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Oops!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (94hkk)
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We truly are living in the end times.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Bill R. at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (wzzJf)
I am fucking speechless....
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 20, 2020 12:54 PM (iuFgi)
Loeffler is a Planned Parenthood-supporting, rich socialite who pretends to be conservative. I don't know what the hell Kemp was thinking.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (ptqGC)
Shut it down now.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)
80%? Haha.. Gov. Nuisance of my state CA. said only half of us were gonna get it
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: The Deep State at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (gHCnG)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (oVJmc)
Yup. Lawyers are the root of all evil.
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (eAZVt)
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It's the personal injury, malpractice, and class action (drug lawyers) that are the source of the risk averse tendency in modern medicine. I'm not gonna throw all lawyers in that particular basket. Don't want to be a meal for the Ravage!!!
Posted by: Jackal at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (Lyh9/)
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (Izzlo)
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Don't be silly. That's not how to make an open wound that requires daily applications of medication to keep it from naturally healing itself - because horrible, traumatic, gaping injury - while you are somehow pretending it's a vagina.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (41rs/)
etc
Posted by: Hand
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From what I have seen, Feinstein sold more than the rest of them put together.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (sX1BW)
And Mexico's economy will be bigger than the US economy, and the Mexican Army will deploy to the border to try to stop hordes of poor Americans trying to flee to Mexico to get jobs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (V2Yro)
The Governor of Jalisco shut down the tourist industry in the Bay of Banderas region. All bars, restaurants, casinos, etc. closed. Public transportation has been shut down. They are taking this seriously.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (n+0Aw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (94hkk)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (zlgJP)
Howdy, sock,
So sorry to hear this. I think I had the same surgery about a year ago that you had or are planning. I know I was on pins and needles to just get it done and over with and move on. I was thinking about you the other day and hoping you were in the clear. Hang in there, and all the best wishes.
Posted by: RM at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (oiP6j)
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (94hkk)
The fact that Omar said this signals that the Democrats Know that criticizing Trump at this time is a loser.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (CqE5x)
Lulz
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (tvEuY)
_Pompeo
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (oVJmc)
I'm stealing that. Thanks!
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Deep State 368 at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (qLs5f)
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (41rs/)
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I saw "Traumatic Injury" open for "Type-O Negative" in 1995.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Ben Sears at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (xWn07)
IT'S KILLING ME!
CUT IT OFF! CUT IT OOOOFFFFF!!!!
Posted by: TrannieMay
"Remember when we were 13 year old boys and we heard about girls menstruating for the first time and we disgustingly referred to the vagina as "the wound that never heals", to much hilarity?
Well, I'm all growed up now and I think the best thing for my future mental health is to have one of those for real."
Posted by: Sharkman at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (r/92q)
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (sX1BW)
Yes. That was a fair question.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (ptqGC)
___________
Such a stupid question. Trump is optimistic and bombastic by nature. That's who he is and who he always has been. Anybody who has paid even the slightest bit of attention to him knows that.
We have more than enough people panicking and doom-saying now. We need optimism, and Trump is the right president to provide it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (k4dH2)
trib.al/3nAC8iH
Posted by: it begins... at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (ONvIw)
Clozapine has a national clearinghouse that has to authorize dispensing. Patients go through monthly level tests, and the docs and pharmacists have to wait for permission from the national clearinghouse before they can give it to the patient.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (hku12)
*there needs to be a better answer.
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (ptqGC)
well the national guard just showed up in raleigh,be safe everyone
**********
From a Friend on FB
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (1tIiG)
Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (XxJt1)
Tonic water is way below the dose needed for wuflu. I think they are being guarded about this because we have millions of doses, not enough for 300million people to get a weeks worth.
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (ONvIw)
We've known for ages that the MSM is one level lower than shit on the ground, but there are millions across this country that had no fucking idea watching it happen every day right now.
Posted by: H Badger at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (n/0Nw)
socialite who pretends to be conservative. I don't know what the hell
Kemp was thinking.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM
He was thinking, "Which one donated more to my campaign?".
Posted by: Bert G at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Ben Sears at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (xWn07)
Confucius say
reap year good time to sow
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (tvEuY)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (PLt1S)
lil fucker
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM
I rate this as true.
Posted by: Mrs. Fauci at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (ejd/p)
We're trying hard not to, so thanks a lot.
I came here for a laugh, and I got it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: it begins... at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (ptqGC)
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The beauty of 'Kung Flu" is that it's easy to say and type, and even lefty millennials cant help but like it.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (Tatvh)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (PLt1S)
Heh, I said that upthread. He's tiny.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (Tatvh)
.........
The doctor is in.
https://tinyurl.com/qlb9a89
Posted by: wth at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (v0R5T)
I do think Dems may have miscalculated something...
Nobody in their right mind, even if they oppose the man politically, blames My Main Man Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of causing or mishandling this "plague."
Even my boss, someone who actively campaigns for Dems, thinks his handling of the matter has been even-keeled and effective.
The only people who are dissing My Main Man for this are febrile Twitter addicts. And those are the only people these politicians and their media masters know or listen to.
Well, TBF - I've been dissing the shit out of him for the corporate bailouts (I fucking hate those), but not otherwise.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (rpxSz)
Second, turn the heat up in the room to 95.
Third, electrify the chairs.
I'll think of more later.
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (Tatvh)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: creeper
they are not sure
theory is:
something about chloroquine gettung through the cell walls, changing the ph level which disrupts the viral replication process
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (G546f)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (PLt1S)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)
*****
>>???
I was trying to help the geographically challenged.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (ZLI7S)
____________
Got it. Thanks.
Posted by: Taco Shack at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (Ae67h)
*there needs to be a better answer.
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Fair. Perhaps if the press spent more time on questions related to that and less on reporters feelz and nomenclature for the China virus, we could get better responses.
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (ptqGC)
.........
Bad bad bad. Should've said Lung Fu.
Posted by: wth at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (Tatvh)
But it's an important first step.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 01:01 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2020 01:01 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (hku12)
Yes, I know and the reason they do, is the side effect profile and the need for weekly WBCs. As of last March we did not do signed consents for most other meds. We used to keep file cabinets for consents, even for blood pressure meds and Tylenol. Hospitals are not as crazy as they used to be. With a Medicaid patient under 19, I used to need permission from a parent or guardian to give Tylenol.
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 01:01 PM (ONvIw)
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And my money is on 10% of *those* being closer to 16, and the other 90% closer to 40.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 01:01 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 01:01 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 01:01 PM (ptqGC)
We're trying hard not to, so thanks a lot.
I came here for a laugh, and I got it.
Posted by: nerdygirl
This week on 'Mohel's Gone Wild"
Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM (sX1BW)
Our helicopters are beautiful. Very nice.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM (Yn6WC)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM (l3+k2)
I am fucking speechless....
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++
"Ms. Reporter Whore, what message are you sending to your foreign masters right now by lashing out at me and the rest of the executive?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 01:01 PM (ptqGC)
We had a bunch at our local grocery last night.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (w+Ped)
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I run Opera on Ubuntu and the ad blocker is incredibly effective.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (WEBkv)
Brave works great for me across multiple platforms (Mac, Windows, Android).
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (kfcYC)
Bad bad bad. Should've said Lung Fu.
Posted by: wth at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (v0R5T)
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There is (or was) a Chinese restaurant in the La Crescenta valley called "Lung Fung".
Posted by: Clueless Frenchman at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (PLt1S)
She has a freakishly long neck. When PDT was at the CDC the other day, she was standing in the room, and it seemed Trump deliberately ignored her.
She was not a Trump supporter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (Tatvh)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (tvEuY)
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (ONvIw)
Mix gin with that tonic water. commieChi-na virus doesn't do well in an alcohol environment.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (WrOkn)
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We could probably just give 70% of it to Amazon and tell them to mail out some iPhones to people who fit in a particular algorithm.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: iowaan at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (EVE5z)
The president of Mass General Hospital on the call now. He said by stopping any elective surgeries it has opened up a lot of space and availability for doctors. Bed space has gone from +90% occupied to around 70%. Operating rooms at about 1/3 of what they normally do
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (hxegh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (tvEuY)
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The intelligent questions get overshadowed by the incredibly dumb ones. But they are very dumb.
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (sX1BW)
She was not a Trump supporter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (ptqGC)
yeah
still hit it
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Biergood at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (FQWHA)
I am fucking speechless....
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++
"Ms. Reporter Whore, what message are you sending to your foreign masters right now by lashing out at me and the rest of the executive?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM[/]
"It sends the message that our leadership is made of of serious people, who have no time for the pig-ignorant drivel you people spew. FYNQ."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (kfcYC)
If tasked to come up with the virus' preferred pronoun, it would take them a month of meetings, focus groups, and conversations.
Dumb fu*ks.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (axyOa)
Dropped back down to -50 pts in 20 seconds.
Frigging computers.
Posted by: Deep State 368 at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (qLs5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (tvEuY)
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I thought that was "Long", cf. "Xiao Long" from Crouching Tiger.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (g8Yc+)
theory is:
something about chloroquine gettung through the cell walls, changing the ph level which disrupts the viral replication process
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (G546f)
Latest info seems to be that hydrochloroquine is a zinc ionophore. It increases cell wall permeability for zinc, which concentrates it in the cytoplasm. High concentrations of zinc very efficiently inhibit Chinavirus's RNA polymerase enzyme that it needs to reproduce.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (n+0Aw)
No, you must CELEBRATE! Stand up and cheer!!!
Tolerance is not enough.
Acceptance is not enough.
Insufficiently enthusiastic celebration will be punished.
Posted by: iowaan at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (EVE5z)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: fluffy at March 20, 2020 01:06 PM (dCRRg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 01:06 PM (tvEuY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 01:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 01:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 20, 2020 01:06 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Chris W at March 20, 2020 01:06 PM (P7iDO)
"We can bring our finances back, we can't bring our people back" Trump on people calling this a nothingburger and the risk to the American population
(I guess Trump is now a commie according to the smart political set of commentators calling this a nothingburger for 2 months)
Posted by: it begins... at March 20, 2020 01:06 PM (MRjKr)
I'm using the DuckDuckGo app on an iPad and I like it much better than Brave!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 01:07 PM (BiNEL)
Video: Here's when the testiness between the President and NBC's Peter Alexander. Trump: "The American people are looking for answers, and they're looking for hope and you're doing sensationalism and the same with NBC and Comcast. I don't call it Comcast, I call it Concast."
https://tinyurl.com/tyzwl2n
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 01:07 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 01:07 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 01:07 PM (zr5Kq)
"Who gives a sh*t."
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 20, 2020 01:07 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 01:07 PM (9TdxA)
*adds "gin" to shopping list*
Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 20, 2020 01:07 PM (JoUsr)
Someone who hoarded toilet paper?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (COzlW)
Comrade, a word of advice, do not be the first one to stop clapping!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (tvEuY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (41rs/)
FUCK YOU VICE.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 20, 2020 01:09 PM (pw+jk)
His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander.
His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander.
His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander.
His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 01:09 PM (l3+k2)
What do you guys want Fauci to do?
He's had ample opportunity to take outright shots or implied shots at Trump and hasn't done so.
And he continues to praise his China travel ban decision.
Posted by: judgefishy at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (M1lSV)
When he came out over a week ago and said, "Things are going to get a whole lot worse before they get better," the panic buying began immediately, and hasn't slowed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 01:09 PM (ptqGC)
"What do you say to Americans that are scared?"
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (bDqIh)
Wow. The Chinese really are the most Evil Enemies of All Time.
They created the Worldwide Wu Ping Cough Pandemic-
just to inconvenience Our Beloved Trannies!!!
Never forgive!
Never forget!
Remember the Tranhomo!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (z0XD8)
I think they want to woman up.
Which reminds me that my late wife used to tell me women could tolerate more pain than men because they birth children. My reply was; well, I can't ever remember spending 10 minutes in the fetal position crying because I stubbed my toe. Her response: Shaddupp!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (+fPHo)
You'd better hope people hurry up and start dropping dead!
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (/ZYFC)
No, you must CELEBRATE! Stand up and cheer!!!"
Also, first one to stop celebrating goes to the gulag.
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)
He ENJOYS this.
Posted by: JoeF.
Trump enjoys toying with the press like the Horde likes toying with trolls.
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: runner
Who wasn't notified?
Yes.
Who?
That's right.
What was the name of the group that wasn't notified?
No, Who.
The group that wasn't notified.
Who.
Etc.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (tvEuY)
Posted by: lizabth at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: jagamo at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (ZnVDo)
He's had ample opportunity to take outright shots or implied shots at Trump and hasn't done so.
And he continues to praise his China travel ban decision.
Posted by: BasilRathbone at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (wGHF6)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (WrOkn)
STFU.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (bDqIh)
++++++++++++
NBC: Nothing but Communism
ABC: Always Bringing China
CBS: Chinese Broadcast Service
MSNBC: Miserably Sniveling, Nationally Boosting China
CNN: Communist News Network
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (xfb67)
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It used to be "Feast on his flesh". Now, it's "Flood his Twitter feed." Pfff.
Posted by: Witch-King of Angmar at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (Izzlo)
This reporterette is getting wet just thinking about central government coercing the private sector.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (Tatvh)
How are Our Homegrown Tokyo Roses and Lord Ha-Has doing today-
in their mission to spread the Chinese Gov't's Propaganda?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (z0XD8)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (8D42x)
NBC: Nothing but Communism
ABC: Always Bringing China
CBS: Chinese Broadcast Service
MSNBC: Miserably Sniveling, Nationally Boosting China
CNN: Communist News Network
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (hYcqw)
PBS - Public Bull Shit
Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Vendette at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (cF8AT)
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For real? Where are you seeing that?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (JoUsr)
Trump is clearly on top of this and it's driving them crazy.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (ZLI7S)
First cases of WuHan Flu started Dec 10 according to Times of London.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (tvEuY)
The media and Democrats purposely destroying $16T in wealth because they lost one election and are angry at voters doing well financially is not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (41rs/)
Yes.
Are they going to make ventilators?
Yes.
Are they going to make ventilators?
Yes.
Are they going to make ventilators?
Yes.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (WrOkn)
They certainly have the most to lose in this scenario.
And the fact that they can't drive Trump's numbers into the shitter will make them increasingly caustic.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (+0axI)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: lizabth at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Gonna have to be a tad more specific...
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (dKiJG)
This reporterette is getting wet just thinking about central government coercing the private sector.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (Tatvh)
The Paolo, he will coerce her private sector
Posted by: The Paolo at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Izzlo)
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Well, their latest get Trump conspiracy has blown up in their faces.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM
All its gains were wiped clean?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (ejd/p)
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Thank goodness no one traveled to the United States until last week.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (qXLLv)
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (b38Xl)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (+fPHo)
rated.........Virtually Impossible
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (Tatvh)
It costs nothing to keep making predictions like this on a daily basis.
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (Tatvh)
Agree. As long as we are going through this daily domino falling of more and tighter restrictions daily, and being less and less able to move around, do our work, be productive, I see nothing good happening with the economy.
Sure maybe some temporary upward bumps here and there if $ are doled out, but we are still at peak uncertainty, which the markets, and the economy in general, hate.
Posted by: RM at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (JRaU+)
No.
Can you name the companies who you have asked to make ventilators?
No.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (WrOkn)
Right? Obnoxious.
Years ago I did software training, and there was always one person in class who wanted to play 'stump the trainer/identify all the software's faults'. They loved to get things off-track =, getting to the more obscure needs/functionality just to see where they could find fault or catch me not having the answer. This is a room full of 'em. A$$holes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (Tatvh)
+++++++++++
Stupid bitches to the press are as moths to the porchlight.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (sWM8x)
Even the used stuff?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (ZLI7S)
***********
Good the freakin' hoarders have made it difficult for the rest of us.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2020 01:17 PM (wiXsO)
I seriously want to hurt every reporter in that room.
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 01:17 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 01:17 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:18 PM (Tatvh)
We don't need to.
Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.
Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.
Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:19 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 20, 2020 01:19 PM (JKNZq)
We don't need to.
Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.
Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.
Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:19 PM (WrOkn)
Why are evading the question of why we can't test every single person in the country?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:20 PM (Tatvh)
This crisis is REALLY shining a light on jerks, eh? It's amazing to see people who can't be flexible enough to adjust their behavior, their need/agenda to fit the current environment.
Journalists, blue state governors, teachers unions, abortionists. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 01:20 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:20 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 20, 2020 01:19 PM (JKNZq)
Not necessarily. How many people travel to, e.g., Burkina Faso? I don't even know where that is, exactly. Somewhere in Africa, I think.
Travel patterns, local customs, and climate come into this as well.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Tatvh)
A biomedical company based in Telluride, CO is developing a coronavirus antibody detection test that they hope to bring to market later this year. This would detect presence of antibodies against the virus and in essence would tell you if you had been exposed to the virus at some (undetermined) point in the past, as opposed to having current infection. For testing, they are proposing to perform the test, free of charge, for every resident of San Miguel county, population ~7500.
When this was announced at a city council meeting the entire response team cried, apparently out of relief that they would be saved from the outbreak. They. cried.
San Miguel county has had zero confirmed cases of COVID-19.
Can you say "unwitting test subjects"?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2020 01:22 PM (m45I2)
We don't need to.
Yeah, it was:
Step 1: Describe a hypothetical (test 330 million)
Step 2: Tell me how long it would take to do my hypothetical
I think Fauci's time is better spent on legitimate solutions, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 01:22 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:22 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:20 PM (WrOkn)
Now when have we seen water droplets ever fall?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Tatvh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 01:23 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2020 01:22 PM (m45I2)
"Here's the result of your test. You've got this shit. Relieved NOW?"
Testing != curing
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:24 PM (Tatvh)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2020 01:31 PM (M/9m0)
that would be awesome
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 01:37 PM (G546f)
Abortion bans so fast it will make your head spin.
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There won't be enough popcorn in the entire MultiverseZ
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 20, 2020 01:44 PM (d6mdH)
That fact is why Johns Hopkins - the first hospital in the US to perform these mutilation procedures - stopped doing them.
The fact that a leftist outlet is so evil as to bemoan the fact that elective delusional mutilations are not allowed when this COVID-19 hysteria has resulted in medical resource shortages demonstrates definitively that leftism is a mental disease.
Posted by: Pete at March 20, 2020 02:19 PM (BCyIC)
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