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Kellyanne Fitzpatrick Presses CBS Reporter for Name of Conveniently Unnamed "White House Official" Who Said "Kung Flu" to Her.
The Reporter Refuses to Answer.
The left and the media (but I repeat myself) have perpetrated a number of race-related hoaxes. Remember the Covington Kids?
Let's check the Pie Chart of Veracity:
Kellyanne Conway on the rumor that a White House Official called Coronavirus, ‘Kung Flu’: “Tell us all who it is.” pic.twitter.com/wJth3RAlZM
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) March 18, 2020
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Yo! at March 19, 2020 02:23 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: Memories at March 19, 2020 02:23 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2020 02:23 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 19, 2020 02:23 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2020 02:23 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Yo! at March 19, 2020 02:23 PM (uZuKb)
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It's just about division. This is a natural time for people - everyone - to join together in a common cause. And the Left refuses to allow it because United We Stand.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:24 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 02:24 PM (x7mh6)
Posted by: IC at March 19, 2020 02:24 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 02:24 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 02:24 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: IC at March 19, 2020 02:24 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2020 02:24 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2020 02:23 PM (X/Pw5)
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I'm sorry, what are we yanking on, again?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 19, 2020 02:24 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2020 02:25 PM (KNsKs)
Is that her maiden name?
And way to go. Don't give them an inch. Force them to name a name or STFU. I am mildly turned on.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2020 02:25 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: WOPR at March 19, 2020 02:25 PM (qI+4l)
private concert tonight on his instagram account
Keep it on the down low though...
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 02:25 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: Pliney at March 19, 2020 02:25 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2020 02:25 PM (flINI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (x7mh6)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (w+Ped)
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (gmSu9)
Journalism 201 - How to make shit up.
Journalism 301 - How to lie with a straight face.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (SENHs)
I think the guy who said it moved to Canada.
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2020 02:25 PM (KNsKs)
So, David Frum then? He's one who needs to be driven into the outer darkness.
Posted by: WOPR at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (qI+4l)
Posted by: Picric at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (YxCXF)
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (mf5HN)
It's the seriousness of the charge.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (3aI0K)
nail the person who she thinks is disrespecting her to her face, and even more so in a worse way behind her back, and the nail the Trump administration for employing such an evil malignant racist probably misogynistic homophobic bastard.
And yet she passes on it.
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Suddenly she what, developed journalistic ethics?
Surrrreeeeeeeeeee she did.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (e284m)
All members of the media should be required to publish their Schedule C, so we know who their true master is.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (q+UsL)
And they keep saying that hate crimes against Asian Americans are on the rise. Sure they are.
Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (Izzlo)
You mean like affirmative action and admission quotas that excludes them?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (1CjJc)
First, fuck China.
Secondly, Kellyanne Fitzpatrick has a nice ring to it. Too bad if the Conway part fell off and got eaten by a stray shit eating dog.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (LKWuH)
27 And they keep saying that hate crimes against Asian Americans are on the rise. Sure they are.
Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (Izzlo
Fool me once. That bullshit stopped being true the moment someone said it after 9/11.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (RgjZX)
Also? Gallows humor. We are in the midst of a crisis and people make provocative/crude jokes to break the tension.
I don't believe the story, but even if it were true, who TF cares? Let the people leading the mitigation efforts relax and be jokey; now is not the time to be tearing people apart over being insufficiently woke, FFS.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2020 02:25 PM (flINI)
~~~~~
Fitzpatrick is her maiden name.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (TNy/K)
As someone said on an earlier thread, the reporter wasn't expecting the White House to push back. And now there's a bipartisan consensus that she needs to name names (albeit for wildly different reasons: the Left is hoping the person exists so they can cancel them, and everyone else just thinks she's making shit up).
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (w+Ped)
Now, where are your nuclear wessels?
Posted by: The Federal Reserve
Kung Pao Sicken
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (mndtc)
Leave us out of this!
Posted by: Harvard Admissions at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (x7mh6)
Posted by: Truck Monkey
Is it, though? Is it really?
This was a brainfart but maybe it's time to stop pretending she's still married to that toad.
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (Izzlo)
You know, they are all welcome to leave and return to countries where they won't be so abused.
Posted by: WOPR at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (qI+4l)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (w+Ped)
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LOL, ISWYDT. Of course she doesn't just let that repellent, sweaty pig-man climb all over her. Ridiculous.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (v3NfP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (hYcqw)
scholars, humanity as a whole originated from one single mother in
Africa. Therefore, no race can claim racial superiority. However,
according to the research conducted by most Chinese scholars, the
Chinese are different from other races on earth. We did not originate in
Africa. Instead, we originated independently in the land of China.
...
Therefore, we can assert that we are the product of cultural roots of
more than a million years, and a single Chinese entity of two thousand
years. This is the Chinese entity of two thousand years. This is the
Chinese nation that calls itself, "descendants of Yan and Huang," the
Chinese nation that we are so proud of. Hitler's Germany had once
bragged that the German race was the most superior race on earth, but
the fact is, our nation is far superior to the Germans.
https://jrnyquist.blog/2019/09/11/ the-secret-speech-of- general-chi-haotian/
remove spaces
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (LJes8)
@oliverdarcy
Someone left this note for the OAN personality at the White House: "Do you think your question was helpful in halting the spread of the coronavirus?"
https://tinyurl.com/vgfwdf4
(Apparently someone carries a portable printer to WH pressers...right Oliver?)
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (j9HX3)
Because I don't think it's too soon for that at all.
Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (x7mh6)
The "Tip Over your Silverware Drawer" Flu
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (flINI)
ISWYD
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (DjiZK)
I like that.. I've just said Kellyanne... I also won't say AOC.. besides calling her c**t often.. I usually refer to her as Miss Cortez cause she hates that
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (5bxa0)
Then nobody is allowed to know. To utter the name would be an impeachable offense, and not just Trump.
We'd all have to be impeached.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (hku12)
"Kung Flu" is hilarious.
Now, where are your nuclear wessels?
Posted by: The Federal Reserve
Kung Pao Sicken
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (mndtc)
Damn it. It was right there for the taking.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 19, 2020 02:30 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2020 02:30 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:30 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2020 02:30 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (PbpT7)
********
She's got that look of being ridden hard and put away wet. Pretty sure George couldn't do that.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2020 02:30 PM (flINI)
you think your question was helpful in halting the spread of the
coronavirus?"
She should replay "I don't know shitstain, is asking when it's going to be over every 5 minutes halting the spread of Croronavirus?"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:30 PM (e284m)
BFD.
Kung Flu. Kung Flu. Kung Flu. Kung Flu.
Let me check: Is the earth still spinning on its axis?
Why, yes, yes it is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 02:30 PM (YqDXo)
2020 - You're a Whore for the Chinese!
2021 - (country of Chad crosses fingers)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:31 PM (SENHs)
Eclipse gum was on sale 2 for the price of 1, though.
Posted by: in Vung Tau, with the Aussies at March 19, 2020 02:31 PM (8KSPd)
Sneezes as fast as lightning
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 19, 2020 02:31 PM (SchxB)
I don't believe the story, but even if it were
true, who TF cares? Let the people leading the mitigation efforts relax
and be jokey; now is not the time to be tearing people apart over being
insufficiently woke, FFS.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (bDqIh)
Yes!
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:31 PM (uEbPt)
Now they pull out the Racism Throat Punch, and silence our voices as we choke on their PC stranglehold.
the best way to fight ... speak freely ... tell the truth. Don't be choked into silence.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2020 02:31 PM (Cus5s)
Me: "Where?"
Aide: blank stare
Hire better, surgery center.
Be better.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2020 02:32 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 02:32 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 02:32 PM (mndtc)
The "Tip Over your Silverware Drawer" Flu
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (flINI)
ISWYD
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (DjiZK)
That's how my Japanese history professor described Chinese names.
Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2020 02:32 PM (Izzlo)
That's the one that gets me. Who gives a crap? Stop acting like this magical new set of words is instantly unthinkable and racist just because some leftist stamps their foot and insists upon it.
Besides, the more you tell people they can't say something, the more they'll crack wise about it. Stupid.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:32 PM (KZzsI)
If you don't name the person sweet cheeks it never happened.
Don't like me calling you sweet cheeks? LOL Get Fucked
Posted by: Scuba Dude at March 19, 2020 02:32 PM (Oq/TM)
Me: "Where?"
Aide: blank stare
Hire better, surgery center.
Be better.
...
This is not who we are.
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (PbpT7)
By the time this thing is over, America will be retconned to be the aggressor in WWII and Trump will have been to blame for the war.
Posted by: 29victor at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (LJes8)
Me: "Where?"
Aide: blank stare
Hire better, surgery center.
Be better.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++
Also, "who?" Who is attacking Asians in the streets?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: x at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (nFwvY)
It was that same fridge-sized monstrosity, Betty Lou Alcindor.
Oh someone told these idiots to get all over this, and not stop even when called out...wonder who.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: nip at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (Izot6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (SENHs)
Truth be told the whole kerfuffle is stupid, from start to finish. Call it Kun Flu is you wish, but Wuhan Flu Chinese Attack Virus is the right name.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (NVYyb)
I call FAKE.. Everyone knows you have to stay 6 feet apart!
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2020 02:34 PM (PbpT7)
Someone left this note for the OAN personality at the White House: "Do you think your question was helpful in halting the spread of the coronavirus?"
- - - -
Its funny because almost every question at these press briefings has nothing to do with saving lives. It's all "You rated your response so far as a '10' but 42% of the people don't agree: why should they trust you?"
Whaaaa?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2020 02:34 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 02:34 PM (LJes8)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2020 02:34 PM (PbpT7)
Ace, at a surgery center for my husband's cataract surgery this morning,
a female aide who was wiping down surfaces said to me, "They're
attacking Asians in the streets!!"
Me: "Where?"
Aide: blank stare
Hire better, surgery center.
Be better.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
Holy cow that is idiotic. I am not sure I could trust them with eye surgery.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2020 02:34 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:34 PM (nRWPy)
>>And can I also say: Who gives a fuck if someone did say "Kung flu"?
========
This is what I wish KellyAnne had said.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2020 02:34 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Hong Kong Phooey at March 19, 2020 02:34 PM (T6Fbb)
https://youtu.be/jtwh3nQP5Uo?t=5
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 02:34 PM (Y4EXg)
Not even sure I Know the meaning.
Posted by: nip at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (Izot6)
++++++++++++
I do. Be glad you don't. Sometimes, ignorance *is* bliss.
Posted by: Wilbur at March 19, 2020 02:34 PM (hYcqw)
This is not who we are.
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (PbpT7)
The media and by extension the Chi-Coms are using the same technique as Dr. Goebbels.
Thank goodness for the free for the moment internet and people like Trump and Kellyanne.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (pS94+)
Asians complaining about racism: LOLGFY.
Posted by: DM at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (9BY6w)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (hYcqw)
Other Asians? Hong Kong?
Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Mookie at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD, V8 curious at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (QrImU)
--
Here we see the freedom of the press.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Americans have gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (h0Mdo)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (nRWPy)
I love fallacious arguments. Don't you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (YqDXo)
the attackers r using throwing stars
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (kD3S+)
https://youtu.be/jtwh3nQP5Uo?t=5
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 02:34 PM (Y4EXg)
I wear Krav MAGA!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (ZfRYq)
Me: "Where?"
Aide: blank stare
Hire better, surgery center.
Be better.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++
Also, "who?" Who is attacking Asians in the streets?
Posted by: Joe Mannix
No. Who is being attacked!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (mndtc)
Kung Flu or Chinese Flu minimizes the actual effects.
People are dying from Pneumonia.
Posted by: rd at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (+0uDE)
Weird what was and wasn't available though. Most frozen stuff was gone, but lots of meat of all types.
Distribution is a bit messed up now, but should level out in a few weeks. Everyone was pretty chill about the whole thing too.
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (ABjxW)
Hot Air is about 96% gossip but they aspire to be closer to 100 like the Washington Post or NY Times.
Posted by: MJ at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: taylork at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (+AUVB)
Sneezes as fast as lightning
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 19, 2020 02:31 PM (SchxB)
@Solmemes1
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
It spread as fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
TRUMP fought with expert timing
https://tinyurl.com/rx3k9kfk
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (cF8AT)
This is not who we are.
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (PbpT7)
I miss Paul Ryan, he would be so good right now, telling us that this is not who we are as Americans, and agreeing with everything these slobs say.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 19, 2020 02:36 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: creeper at March 19, 2020 02:36 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:34 PM (nRWPy)
+++++++++++++
The only video I saw (Thanks, Tami!) was hard to follow, but I think it was basically, "We all know that many of these people in the press are Chinese shills. Why are they still allowed into press briefings?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 02:36 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at March 19, 2020 02:36 PM (gmSu9)
When even Cuomo and Gavin Newsom are praising the admin for their tactical support in fighting the WuTang Flu, the MSM cant appear to be more partisan than the true partisans.
So they go into concern mode over messaging and dog-whistles and tones...
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 02:36 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: Earworm at March 19, 2020 02:36 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2020 02:36 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 02:36 PM (x7mh6)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at March 19, 2020 02:36 PM (gmSu9)
Last week.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 02:36 PM (pS94+)
Ironically, it was left by one of the many people who were asking if the President thought it was okay to call it a Chinese virus.
Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2020 02:36 PM (ZfRYq)
Last footage I saw it looked like the Hong Kong police.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 19, 2020 02:36 PM (SchxB)
Are any reporters anywhere doing anything helpful
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 02:36 PM (YqDXo)
"Our Chinese-Americans are more American than the rest of you, they were an integral part of this nation's founding. . ."
-- Stuff TFG would say right now
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2020 02:37 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: WhatIsTheCorrectResponseFor500Alex at March 19, 2020 02:37 PM (4ceyg)
Posted by: Iris at March 19, 2020 02:37 PM (lSFe/)
Also, "who?" Who is attacking Asians in the streets?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (hYcqw)
Bruce Lee?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2020 02:37 PM (unlwL)
By the time this thing is over, America will be retconned to be the aggressor in WWII and Trump will have been to blame for the war.
Posted by: 29victor at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (BJKQV)
:scribbles notes furiously:
Posted by: Doctor Who showrunners at March 19, 2020 02:37 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 02:37 PM (xSo9G)
When even Cuomo and Gavin Newsom are praising the admin for their tactical support in fighting the WuTang Flu, the MSM cant appear to be more partisan than the true partisans.
So they go into concern mode over messaging and dog-whistles and tones...
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 02:36 PM (sZaoP)
You know who else praised Trump? Ilhan BRO-FO Omar/Nur.
I shit you not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 02:37 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2020 02:37 PM (REzs5)
Kung Flu or Chinese Flu minimizes the actual effects.
People are dying from Pneumonia.
Posted by: rd
And 34,000 died from the FLU two years ago and no one said "boo".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 02:37 PM (mndtc)
Posted by: db at March 19, 2020 02:37 PM (jLxx3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 02:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (kD3S+)
And now you know the rest of the story.
Posted by: Paul Harvey at March 19, 2020 02:38 PM (SENHs)
you think your question was helpful in halting the spread of the
coronavirus?"
Passive aggressive bitches do this shit when they're fucking wrong and try to drag the fight into muh feelingz
"Why are you so angry?"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 02:38 PM (LJes8)
If it was off the record, there was no reason to put the 'Kung Flu' comment on the record by asking that question.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2020 02:38 PM (iuFgi)
Oh yeah, so many comedians have talked about how almost any type of non-white guy humor is so taboo by the Leftitsts that it has all but killed their shows.
F'ing Leftist want to control everything, language is one of the first things they go after. Glad to see Trump leading the correct way to deal with it: F you, I'll say what I want.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2020 02:38 PM (r+sAi)
She appeared to have been an Obama voter. Low-info who will vote for Uncle Joe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 02:38 PM (ptqGC)
I'll give Frankie a decade or two...
I wont be on a conference call anyway
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 02:38 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: creeper at March 19, 2020 02:39 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: x at March 19, 2020 02:39 PM (nFwvY)
Why do insist on calling them "Chinese"-Americans, racist?
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 02:39 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2020 02:39 PM (unlwL)
Time, CNN and others have breathlessly been reporting racism towards Asians related to the outbreaks. The best they could do was an attack in NYC where witnesses say the urban youth said something about the person being diseased before hitting the victim, a reported attack in London that wasn't on film, a hotel night manager who mis-understood US quarantine policy (he thought people coming from China had to be quarantined for two weeks and asked two Hmong men if they were from China before he'd check them in), a guy who sprayed Febreze on someone on the subway while ranting, and a guy who ranted on a bus about how all diseases come from China.
In a nation of 330,000,000 people, I'd say that's a big nothing-burger.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 02:39 PM (9t0Zz)
Trump should have said: Kung-Flu? Well that term is accurate, and
frankly quite funny. People often use humor to deal with stress.
Personally, the funniest one I've seen came from Ace of Spades HQ, "Moo
Goo Gui Pan-demic". Funny! Yuuge!
Posted by: db at March 19, 2020 02:37 PM (jLxx3)
After, of course, consulting the AoSHQ Pie Chart of Veracity.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2020 02:39 PM (1CjJc)
If it was off the record, there was no reason to put the 'Kung Flu' comment on the record by asking that question.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2020 02:38 PM (iuFgi)
Comey told Trump about the fake dossier, and then used that as a pretext/cover to tell the press and get it out.
Same old song and dance.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 02:39 PM (pS94+)
If you listened to him then, you would be in good shape today.
http://raconteurreport.blogspot.com/2020/03/offical-blog-of-white-house-staff.html
Posted by: rd at March 19, 2020 02:39 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 02:39 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 19, 2020 02:40 PM (D3tAn)
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Ditto
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 02:40 PM (Y4EXg)
That's a good one.. I also like To Wong Flu, but you have to know the movie... The winner for me is Wu Ping Cough
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 02:40 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 02:40 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (hYcqw)
Bruce Lee?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2020 02:37 PM (unlwL)
I've read that China demanded edits or refused to show Once Upon a Time in Hollywood because of the Bruce Lee scene.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 02:40 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (PbpT7)
We're not Chinese?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 02:38 PM (YqDXo)
Turning Japanese.
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2020 02:40 PM (ABjxW)
If it was off the record, there was no reason to put the 'Kung Flu' comment on the record by asking that question.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2020 02:38 PM (iuFgi)
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 02:40 PM (YqDXo)
Ahem. Have you considered the phrase "Mess with the bull, get the horn"?
As one of the World's newest superheroes, I can only advise you:
Mess with the Snowflake, get the SafeSpace.
Posted by: SafeSpace at March 19, 2020 02:40 PM (DMUuz)
Catchy.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: rd at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (+0uDE)
I shit you not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 02:37 PM
Oh yeah!!??
Oh wait...
Never mind.
That was the bad Kung Pao chicken I had last night.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (axyOa)
Kellyanne needs to don a leather jumpsuit and just go into the press briefing and go all Kickass on those people.
Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (ZfRYq)
You had me at Leather Jumpsuit.
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (l3+k2)
seems that ocasio-cortex got herself a puppy. She also has one of those self running vacuums (roomba or something). Vacuum starts to run, puppy get scared and craps on the floor, vacuum picks up the dog poop and spreads it all over the floor.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (4a9Vv)
149 This is not who we are.
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (PbpT7)
We're not Chinese?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 02:38 PM (YqDXo)
Turning Japanese.
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2020 02:40 PM (ABjxW)
We wish we were in Tijuana, eating BBQd iguana.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (uEbPt)
Or just a faulty memory. For instance, I know I saw one of the French Davidians use the N word on CSPAN.
I can't place the name but he was the pink, soft one, the guy with the sunken chest. You know, that pasty lard ass one...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (gd9RK)
Trump should say that America always prefers to use lead to kill fucking commies, not a virus.
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2020 02:30 PM (ABjxW)
Actually, high explosives are much more effective. Lead pins down the enemy, HE is the stuff that breaks armies.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (iQmdl)
Posted by: rd at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (+0uDE)
"No teeth next time, m'kay?"
- - The Margins
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (pS94+)
It's a keeper, but who's to say there aren't others!
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (Ry8mf)
Pan-ic as fast as lightning
Because it's a little bit frightening
And it calls for expert lying
There were funky reporter men
and the funky CDC
They were out to cause some fear
and kill the economy
What would it take to break
The administration's back
To kill the economy
And elect a commie hack!
Everybody was Kung Flu fighting...etc
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (e284m)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (4a9Vv)
But isn't that really the story of Obama.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (uEbPt)
How many movies were rewritten to change the bad guy from China to the Norks?
Should have been clue one about what was afoot.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (2oYEN)
We're all dead?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (uEbPt)
If China wasn't a commie shithole, it would never have started.
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (ABjxW)
Unless these fucking racists believe that everyone with slant eyes must be from China? or that anyone with Chinese ancestry must agree to whatever China the country says?
If I say China sucks, why would you assume anyone of Chinese ancestry would be offended? Especially if born here? Unless you believe that their genetics means they must be offended.
If I said "China sucks" I doubt many Taiwanese, or Hong Kong people would disagree. What the fuck does some overweight millennial American feel the need to white knight for them? How insulting is that?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (+DS2f)
This is like the Anti-semitic bait and switch
They say Trumps rhetoric is inciting violence
but the actual perpetrators are, lets just say, not your typical Trump demographic.
They tend to be the more melanin-enriched Dem supporters..
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (0O7c5)
I am trying to make some changes to make a weak link of our processing more robust and they are adding unneeded delays and hoops just for CTOAs if something goes sideways.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (4a9Vv)
This is not who we are.
Posted by: Roomba (NASDAQ: IRBT) at March 19, 2020 02:43 PM (uEbPt)
Guessing I should have read more into all the Hollywood efforts to not paint China in a bad light all these years.
How many movies were rewritten to change the bad guy from China to the Norks?
Should have been clue one about what was afoot.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (SENHs)
Red Dawn II is one that comes to mind.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2020 02:43 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: taylork at March 19, 2020 02:43 PM (+AUVB)
I prefer "Chinese Communist Bioweapon" myself. It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, but it gets people's attention.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
Answer: "Did you read where the ChiComs threatened to withhold medical material from us to make us be "awash in a sea of coronavirus? Oh, you didn't? Hmmm, interesting..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 02:43 PM (HaL55)
172:What are you going to do, hit me with Play-Dough?
Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2020 02:43 PM (REzs5)
-
Also known as every day since the 70s at least.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Americans have gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 02:43 PM (h0Mdo)
It's the Wu-Flu
When your head starts to spin and you're hotter than sin
It's the Wu-Flu
China-bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-Ming
Ting-a-Ming-a-ling, listen to them ring
The Orient has struck
You are out of luck
You're a goner
When the Year of the Rat
Leaves you wasted and flat
That's the Wu-Flu
And your nose starts to blow
Like a fireworks show
That's the Wu-Flu
China-bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-Ming
Ting-a-Ming-a-ling, listen to them ring
The Orient has struck
You are out of luck
You're a goner
Posted by: Codfanglers at March 19, 2020 02:43 PM (A0H36)
I was halfway crucified
I was on the other side
Of no tomorrow
You walked in
And my life began again
Just when I'd spent the last piaster
I could borrow
All night long
We would sing that stupid song
And every word we sang
I knew was true
Are you with me Doctor Wu
Are you really just a shadow
Of the man that I once knew
Are you crazy are you high
Or just an ordinary guy
Have you done all you can do
Are you with me Doctor...
Posted by: Steely Biden at March 19, 2020 02:43 PM (flINI)
I will say it until the day I die: The PRC must be completely dismantled and neutralized. They are the greatest threat to America and the peace of the world. Islam as well, but not necessarily in the same way.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 02:43 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (e284m)
Excellent!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2020 02:44 PM (iuFgi)
China caused this worldwide calamity, and must be held accountable.
Like really accountable.
Like getting kicked out of the WTO accountable.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2020 02:44 PM (sy5kK)
As opposed to how dozens of questions about saying "Chinese Virus" does so much to this end
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rd at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM
**Margins lights cigarette...inhales long draft of smoke...exhales languidly**
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 02:44 PM (axyOa)
I am trying to make some changes to make a weak link of our processing more robust and they are adding unneeded delays and hoops just for CTOAs if something goes sideways.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (T9Hmo)
Auditor wants to see a ticket. You will create a ticket.
Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2020 02:44 PM (ZfRYq)
I was a Brut man myself. Well, more of a Brut boy, really.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 02:44 PM (tLWGd)
off topic, funniest thing I've seen all week, don't know if anyone mentioned this already (seen at twitchy):
seems
that ocasio-cortex got herself a puppy. She also has one of those self
running vacuums (roomba or something). Vacuum starts to run, puppy get
scared and craps on the floor, vacuum picks up the dog poop and spreads
it all over the floor.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (4a9Vv)
For real?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2020 02:44 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (4a9Vv)
But isn't that really the story of Obama.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM
I would have eaten the puppy.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at March 19, 2020 02:45 PM (DMUuz)
--
Yep. That's the answer right there.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Americans have gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 02:45 PM (h0Mdo)
Remember when they stopped counting the Iraq and Afghan soldier deaths ?
When it didnt suit the narrative any longer.....
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 02:45 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: taylork at March 19, 2020 02:43 PM (+AUVB)
Too many of the defendants got a wrist slap.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 02:45 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 19, 2020 02:45 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2020 02:45 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Americans have gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 02:45 PM (h0Mdo)
They are guaranteed a question every presser, late in the presser, to give Trump an opportunity to burn the Dem Media Complex and compliment OAN.
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2020 02:45 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 19, 2020 02:45 PM (+DS2f)
Oriental Death Cough?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 19, 2020 02:45 PM (BeYX8)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (4a9Vv)
The funny part is that she must just stare at that Roomba and wonder how it knows where to vacuum.
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2020 02:45 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Chinese Butt Banger! at March 19, 2020 02:45 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 19, 2020 02:46 PM (T9Hmo)
-
Did the deaths ever get above three hundred thousandths of one percent of the US population?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Americans have gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 02:46 PM (h0Mdo)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 02:46 PM (x7mh6)
Oriental Death Cough?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 19, 2020 02:45 PM (BeYX
Chinese Lung AIDS. I coined the Lung March.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 02:46 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 02:46 PM (axyOa)
Ancient Chinese Secret!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 02:40 PM
LOL!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 02:46 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (RD7QR)
Last night she posted a video to Instagram of her new puppy who was was
scared by her robot vacuum cleaner, he crapped all over the floor. And
AOC didn't notice it in time so the robot then ran over it and got the
poop all over the apartment
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (4a9Vv)
Ah, workplace drama... ever so incomplete without that dash of anonymous passive aggression.
Welcome to the basement.
https://tinyurl.com/trhjnet
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Joe Blowme at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (m4x2V)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (aNkIJ)
I like that.. I've just said Kellyanne... I also won't say AOC.. besides calling her c**t often.. I usually refer to her as Miss Cortez cause she hates that
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (5bxa0)
In high school in her swank and tony neighborhood, she was known as "Sandy Ocasio", or "Sandy from the Block".
Sandy works for me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (sy5kK)
Because to blame China takes away blaming Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 02:48 PM (5IbVn)
And everybody clapped.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 02:48 PM (tLWGd)
It's like an Allegory wrapped in an Metaphor.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 02:48 PM (x7mh6)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 02:48 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 02:49 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (5IbVn)
and The American Legion
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 19, 2020 02:49 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 02:48 PM (5IbVn)
That $10,000 for John Lewis is still unclaimed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 02:49 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2020 02:41 PM (4a9Vv)
Metaphor alert.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 02:49 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 02:48 PM (5IbVn)
That's the guy! Didn't he cut some poor black girl's hair and paint swastikas on someone's apartment?
He really gets around, that guy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:49 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2020 02:49 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Rex B, more woke than ever at March 19, 2020 02:49 PM (77Hvr)
And 34,000 died from the FLU two years ago and no one said "boo".
Posted by: rickb223
I said "boo."
Posted by: Jasper the fiendly ghost at March 19, 2020 02:49 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 02:48 PM (x7mh6)
Sprinkled with analogies.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 02:50 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2020 02:50 PM (r+sAi)
It's like an Allegory wrapped in an Metaphor.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 02:48 PM
Otherwise if that hadn't happened she would have thought it was a Tootsie Roll and ate it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 02:50 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 02:50 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (5bxa0)
Comment of the Day
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:50 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2020 02:50 PM (Cus5s)
I'm sticking with O'CrazyHo.
Really sad that Mayor Pete has dropped out. Now ButtJizz is in my autocorrect suggestions for who knows how long. I'm going to have to keep an eye out for that in other conversations.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 02:50 PM (tLWGd)
You need some good whiskey if you are going Kung Flu Fighting.
You'd better be fast as lightening.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2020 02:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Nice thinking, but how do you "dismantle" a country of 1.5 Billion! people?
And neutralize 1.5 Billion! Muslims?
The great thing about the anonymity of the internet is that people can say all sorts of things and never be called on to prove it is reasonable or even be logical.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2020 02:50 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (TNy/K)
But I guess after an hour got a little itchy for Grover baby to lay down some smooth '2 of Us'.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (l6b3d)
*****
Chanel Rion has Triggered the Lefttards
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (aNkIJ)
Two observations:
1. That letter was placed on that desk by one of the Mean Girls from within the WHPC.
2. The NY Post and OANN share a tiny desk? I guess there's only one teeny little space for a right-of-center outlet, huh? They must have told the NYP to stay away - no room at the inn for them today.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (CduWC)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (RD7QR)
Have been for a long time, along with their bosses, the DNC. *That's* what should be clear to everyone right now.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 02:48 PM (5IbVn)
That's the guy! Didn't he cut some poor black girl's hair and paint swastikas on someone's apartment?
He really gets around, that guy.
He even pulled that girl's hijab off in NYC!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (KxVoZ)
Let's see if real Italians wanna hug a Chinaman at the moment.
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Kellyanne Fitzpatrick
----
LOL, ISWYDT. Of course she doesn't just let that repellent, sweaty pig-man climb all over her. Ridiculous.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (v3NfP)
____________
If her next married last name ever becomes Sefton, maybe J.J. will finally get his White House press credential. A moron can dream ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (Kp81N)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (kgQKM)
Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2020 02:52 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: catman at March 19, 2020 02:52 PM (4HMlb)
Posted by: Huh? at March 19, 2020 02:52 PM (/LQkF)
F'ing Leftist want to control everything, language is one of the first things they go after. Glad to see Trump leading the correct way to deal with it: F you, I'll say what I want.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2020 02:38 PM (r+sAi)
And then there are the likes of Jim Jeffries and Amy Shummer who made a career out of saying outrageous things, who've done a complete 180, and now denounce anyone who dares go against the current political climate in comedy.
Just know, if you ever wonder how places like nazi Germany and Soviet Russia were able to keep such a tight lid on things, it's because you had neighbors like them, who would rat you out as soon as they could, the day after being in your living room laughing it up with you about what boobs the commies or nazis were.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 02:52 PM (hku12)
Whoa! One of our biggest, if not biggest, competitors just announced that, due to The Virus!, they are ceasing business operations for the foreseeable future effective tomorrow.
That's pretty cool. Because we ain't hardly gonna do that shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2020 02:52 PM (v3NfP)
Posted by: Sjg at March 19, 2020 02:52 PM (gDSJf)
The reporter said it. Fire her ass.
I hope to live long enough to see this "X said Y!" crap pass into oblivion.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 02:52 PM (YqDXo)
242 It's the same guy who spit on the members of the Black Caucus.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 02:48 PM (5IbVn)
That's the guy! Didn't he cut some poor black girl's hair and paint swastikas on someone's apartment?
He really gets around, that guy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:49 PM (SENHs)
You may also know him from such events as "Modern-Day Lyniching"
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2020 02:52 PM (1CjJc)
There is no question that NBC News and the NBC properties are simply extensions of the Chinese propaganda news machine.
NBC doesn't even hide it any more. This is just one more example of it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2020 02:52 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 19, 2020 02:52 PM (BeYX8)
Last night she posted a video to Instagram of her new puppy who was was
scared by her robot vacuum cleaner, he crapped all over the floor. And
AOC didn't notice it in time so the robot then ran over it and got the
poop all over the apartment
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
And she proudly Instagrammed it out to the world.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2020 02:52 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 02:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 02:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2020 02:50 PM (vcOmj)
*******
Lookie here dog faced pony soldier... Wanna wrestle?
Posted by: Steely Biden at March 19, 2020 02:53 PM (flINI)
I am trying to make some changes to make a weak link of our processing more robust and they are adding unneeded delays and hoops just for CTOAs if something goes sideways.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 19, 2020 02:42 PM (T9Hmo)
So sorry. I now need a work ticket from you for my reply.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 19, 2020 02:53 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: Little Boomer at March 19, 2020 02:53 PM (6fu25)
Is that left over from the pedo tread?
Posted by: (covers head, ducks) at March 19, 2020 02:53 PM (Dw3wO)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Most likely not.
It's funny, just a few weeks before this disaster hit, dead tree NYT had an article about how the Italians' views towards Chinese had changed after they took over the Italian textile industry. The change was not toward the better.
And now this.
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 02:53 PM (kgQKM)
She prolly wonders where the little person is who gets to drive it around. Or if it's one of those little bitty aliens from the MIB movie in it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 02:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2020 02:53 PM (3aI0K)
For Christ-sakes. Just tell her to go suck an egg.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 19, 2020 02:54 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Sum Dum Chic at March 19, 2020 02:54 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 02:54 PM (gd9RK)
I was a Brut man myself. Well, more of a Brut boy, really.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
fools. Jovan Musk was how it was done properly.
Posted by: x at March 19, 2020 02:54 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Sjg at March 19, 2020 02:52 PM
Damn. I knew there was something better to go with Yangtze.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 02:54 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 19, 2020 02:54 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: mrp
Unlikely that it is "undercontrol" in China. Roughly the same landmass as the continental US, with 5 times the people. And a lot dirtier.
There was a recent film clip on Space.com about the failure of the first Longmarch 7 booster to fly, and the backstory showed a lot of Chinese wearing breathing /dust masks. Tell me it's all "under control".
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2020 02:54 PM (vcOmj)
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encourage it to tear itself apart. modern day China is a political construct, held together by force alone.
And neutralize 1.5 Billion! Muslims?
----
encourage the Shia/Sunni civil war everywhere possible.
spray the rest with bacon grease, declare they are "unclean" and let them kill each other.
next problem?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 19, 2020 02:54 PM (+W/Q4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:54 PM (SENHs)
- By George Conway. Up now, at The Cuckshed!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 02:55 PM (KxVoZ)
They are guaranteed a question every presser, late in the presser, to give Trump an opportunity to burn the Dem Media Complex and compliment OAN.
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2020 02:45 PM (l3+k2)
+++++++++++++++++
Maybe, but it's more than possible that he likes them because they aren't hateful and he waits 'til the end to give them some ammunition if they want it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 02:55 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:50 PM (KZzsI)
Now do Ebola
Posted by: Sjg at March 19, 2020 02:55 PM (gDSJf)
If her next married last name ever becomes Sefton, maybe J.J. will finally get his White House press credential. A moron can dream ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (Kp81N)
Alas, I am spoken for. But I want that damned pass.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 02:55 PM (pS94+)
"Boo" is racist.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
Does Boo Man Group paint themselves black?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2020 02:55 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2020 02:55 PM (Uu+Jp)
Two words need to become very popular: "Prove it."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 02:55 PM (HaL55)
Puppy then gives me a look that says. If you ever scare me with that thing again I will bite it in half when I grow up.
Puppy is a rottweiler I believe her.
Posted by: Big V at March 19, 2020 02:55 PM (XEC2p)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 02:48 PM (5IbVn)
That's the guy! Didn't he cut some poor black girl's hair and paint swastikas on someone's apartment?
He really gets around, that guy.
He even pulled that girl's hijab off in NYC!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (KxVoZ)
News Radio fans will remember the episode where Mathew explains why he keeps breaking things and his story has this masked goblin guy that no one else sees popping up and causing him to drop and break things.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 02:55 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (ZfRYq)
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He's just f*cking with y'all.
Banks haven't had $2500 on-site for decades.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Americans have gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 02:55 PM (h0Mdo)
Posted by: blaster
LOL. Most stores, grocery stores especially, aren't set up to take cash. They don't have it on hand, nor trained people to handle it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 02:56 PM (mndtc)
Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 02:51 PM (eAZVt)
They don't care. The TDS has made them literally insane. They will continue the Hail Mary passes as long as they've got a platform. When this blows over they'll move to the next outrage as quickly as possible.
Remember, just 2 months ago they were fumbling for something new and falling back on Russia again.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 02:56 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 19, 2020 02:56 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: Little Boomer at March 19, 2020 02:53 PM (6fu25)
+++++++++++++
Winnie the Flu
C'mon, man, you left it hanging out there!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 02:56 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (5IbVn)
and The American Legion
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 19, 2020 02:49 PM (xPl2J)
If there were no Rocky Mountains, would there be a Spotted Fever?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2020 02:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 02:56 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2020 02:56 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 02:56 PM (7ZMbn)
But they're starting to get to me again and there's cat beside me who needs combing. Stay warm, dry and healthy, all. *creep out*
Posted by: creeper at March 19, 2020 02:56 PM (XxJt1)
Former FEMA Administrator Craig Fugate just walked off MSNBC: "I don't have time to listen to bullshit people."
https://tinyurl.com/utvlnvp
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2020 02:52 PM (ZfRYq)
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Way ahead of you boss!
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (/ZYFC)
It's a good pun. And an obvious and inevitable pun.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (gd9RK)
I've always wanted the tiny little aliens from MiB to get their own spinoff.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 02:56 PM (KxVoZ)
"that ain't gonna grow back!"
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: x at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 19, 2020 02:56 PM (8IOEj)
A hat tip to her hometown, the Blueberry Capital of the World, Hammonton NJ.
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (kgQKM)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (KxVoZ)
Had a nice chat with a couple in the parking lot who just passed Costco and said it was a zoo, with a huge line to get in. Also, Channel 4 News is there! (no shit) No lines at Sam's. Coincidence?
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (uM6CE)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 02:56 PM (mndtc)
+++++++++++++++
Where do you shop? I pay cash for everything but gasoline and have never had a problem. I occasionally get someone who doesn't know what to do and laboriously counts out change from the drawer, but that's about it. Very rarely I get a sigh when I bust out the billfold. I have never had a problem paying cash for anything anywhere...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (WI7YS)
You know, it takes guts to slap a sticker on your car that says you want everyone to be happy and like one another doesn't it?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (e284m)
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Won't somebody think of the teachers?!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Americans have gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (h0Mdo)
Boss just admitted his small company (about 30 folks, mostly engineers) may be in trouble if this lasts into June. These are all engineers with clearances, working guv'mint jobs.
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (axyOa)
BFD.
Kung Flu. Kung Flu. Kung Flu. Kung Flu.
Let me check: Is the earth still spinning on its axis?
Why, yes, yes it is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 02:30 PM (YqDXo)
It's the mindset of those people. If JugEars or the Queen of Chappaqua or Joe PasteEater were in charge, every White House briefing would begin with a plea to stop calling the virus any name that hints at China, that we all need to work to stop the rampant anti Asia-Pacific Islander-American hate crimes due to this pandemic, and so on for the first 10 minutes.
The developments since yesterday stuff would always lead with how many resources have been sent to blighted, disadvantaged minority urban areas and homeless encampments, followed by how many new asylum-seekers from south of the border were given priority testing and how many of those were immediately transported by helicopter to nearby hospital ICUs.
Maybe a need to protect the elderly would be mentioned.
The President would take 2, maybe 3 questions, only from CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, WaPo, or NYT flunkies.
Posted by: Gref at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (7ZMbn)
I would SO watch them in their own movie or TV show!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (+W/Q4)
I was a Brut man myself. Well, more of a Brut boy, really.
fools. Jovan Musk was how it was done properly
"Can you, Canoe?"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (LJes8)
And IT head guy now demands a Change Control Board ticket for a simple crontab change.
Did you get the memo?
Posted by: Bill Lumberg at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (cuot+)
Ah, workplace drama... ever so incomplete without that dash of anonymous passive aggression.
Welcome to the basement.
https://tinyurl.com/trhjnet
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (cF8AT)
We can't spare this woman. She fights.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (OPH9b)
Posted by: klaftern at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:50 PM (KZzsI)
Now do Ebola
Posted by: Sjg
Swine flu isn't restricted to swine, either.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (mndtc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Jungle Recon at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (m4x2V)
& poured soy sauce on him.
Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (eAZVt)
*cough*EnglishLeather*cough*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (HaL55)
The stench of Polo in a club bathroom is enough to make any guy swear off cologne.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:59 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 02:59 PM (TNy/K)
I just love the way Trump says "China". It is awesome.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 02:59 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: Downcast at March 19, 2020 02:59 PM (h+hr4)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at March 19, 2020 02:59 PM (CT57M)
> Hai Karate - because the internet is forever. It scares me to think teen aged Tonypete wore this trash.
I was a Brut man myself. Well, more of a Brut boy, really.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 02:44 PM (tLWGd)
Hai Karate?! Brut?! FCK THAT SHIT!! AH-QUAH VELVA!!!
Posted by: Frank Boothe at March 19, 2020 02:59 PM (l3+k2)
No Pengolin in ramekin.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 02:47 PM (9t0Zz)
Pangolin looks like a badger had a lovechild with an artichoke.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2020 02:59 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 02:59 PM (kgQKM)
The thing with the thought police is its one thing to be rude, thoughtless, or insensitive, but it's not against the law. If it was, they could find themselves just as guilty. Reap what you sow, assholes. The use of common sense needs to make a comeback in this country.
Posted by: Case at March 19, 2020 03:00 PM (WRPeR)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (myjNJ)
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#twoweeks - the man said it himself today. If you're not in the 3 places with 50% of the cases you're being played.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 19, 2020 03:00 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: spypeach at March 19, 2020 03:00 PM (7R8A2)
Former FEMA Administrator Craig Fugate just walked off MSNBC: "I don't have time to listen to bullshit people."
https://tinyurl.com/utvlnvp
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (cF8AT)
Outstanding
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2020 03:00 PM (Ty/7D)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 03:00 PM (TNy/K)
Exact cash rounded to the nearest dollar. And I don't reach into that filthy little try for change.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 03:00 PM (x7mh6)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2020 03:00 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2020 03:00 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:50 PM (KZzsI)
Did you tell them "it's based on origin, you ignorant slut."
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 03:00 PM (cF8AT)
The more they cancel, the more virtuous they are. They are trying to outdo each other now. I pray they all look like fools in 2 weeks.
Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 03:00 PM (eAZVt)
was he fondling himself as he made his remarks?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 19, 2020 03:00 PM (iTXRQ)
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I posted it earlier, but a friend sent me an email from his kid's dojo. "If we can open next month we can figure out what we'll do for summer classes. If we can't, we want you to know these last few years have been awesome..."
We're going to get 30-50% of new small businesses closing their doors, especially with the governors intentionally making half the workforce stay home to care for K-12 kids that aren't all that bothered by the cold virus.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Americans have gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 03:01 PM (h0Mdo)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2020 02:52 PM (sy5kK)
I just mentally slap a hammer on the C.
Notice how all Commie news orgs have a C in their logo? Funny, that?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 19, 2020 03:01 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 19, 2020 03:01 PM (CduWC)
It's the mindset of those people. If JugEars or the Queen of Chappaqua or Joe PasteEater were in charge, every White House briefing would begin with a plea to stop calling the virus any name that hints at China,
***
If Trump had left Obama's NSC in place, they would only now, after three weeks of meetings, be coming up with the preferred pronoun for the virus.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 03:01 PM (axyOa)
Even though we really won't be able to spend it anywhere, because they closed everything and sent everyone home.
What a big bunch of sissy Nancys we've become.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 03:01 PM (e284m)
Posted by: klaftern at March 19, 2020 03:01 PM (RuIsu)
next: some governor will close schools for the remainder of the school year
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 19, 2020 03:01 PM (iTXRQ)
That's quite clever, but you're still an awful, irredeemable racist who needs to be sent to the cornfield. /sarc.
I think Kung Flu is pretty funny too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2020 03:01 PM (WI7YS)
Two words need to become very popular: "Prove it."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 02:55 PM (HaL55)
I go further. My two words are: "Who cares?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 03:01 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (KxVoZ)
Yeah, well, you're about 30 years too late on that.
A lot of schools serve two meals a day now, even during the summer. And most of them are "free".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
You might have to fight Ralphie May's estate for those royalties. He did a comedy bit with that title in 2009.
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (5IbVn)
"Can you, Canoe?"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM
***
I liked Jovan.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (axyOa)
https://tinyurl.com/rsxfvm3
Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 03:03 PM (uEbPt)
I have never been in a store that won't take cash and could not handle it. I've seen a lot of clerks who can barely make change, but everyone can handle cash.
And we had Old Spice, but I never used it. I don't like the idea of smelling like some renaissance ponce perfuming myself.
Maybe if they had scents for men with manly smells like motor oil or sawdust. Newly-mown grass, gun grease, wood smoke. That kind of thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 03:03 PM (KZzsI)
Holcomb can kiss my Southern Indiana ass.
Posted by: We're All Gonna Die at March 19, 2020 03:03 PM (71st6)
She prolly wonders where the little person is who gets to drive it around. Or if it's one of those little bitty aliens from the MIB movie in it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 02:53 PM (HaL55)
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AS a Roomba owner, let me just say that you should never watch the Roomba. It will drive you mad, as it rolls an inch past a dust bunny for the fifth time, or start to exit a room, only to suddenly spin around and go back in. You just gotta let it do its thing.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 19, 2020 03:03 PM (CAJOC)
shouted racist epithets at him?Breitbart offered 500k for proof and
there was none
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (KNsKs)
The Dead one, I think.
Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2020 03:03 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
We're still open! We'll ship your order sometime in August.
Posted by: Amazon at March 19, 2020 03:03 PM (P1f+c)
I call FAKE.. Everyone knows you have to stay 6 feet apart!
the attackers r using throwing stars
hey! leave me out of this!
Posted by: Snowflake, noted New Warrior at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (QZCjk)
I would SO watch them in their own movie or TV show!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (KxVoZ)
me too. they were hilarious and would be as/more cool than the Minions!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (7ZMbn)
had a problem. I occasionally get someone who doesn't know what to do
and laboriously counts out change from the drawer, but that's about it.
Very rarely I get a sigh when I bust out the billfold. I have never had a
problem paying cash for anything anywhere... - Joe Mannix
======================================
Pro tip: If you go to a convenience store for a purchase (let's say under $20), your best bet will be to go to a family-owned store. Corporate-owned stores have a tough time breaking hundreds for small purchases due to anti-robbery protocols. Supermarkets are a different matter.
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (myjNJ)
This.
WTH sends his kids to school to get them fed?? Feed your own kids!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (YqDXo)
shouted racist epithets at him?Breitbart offered 500k for proof and
there was none
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (KNsKs)
The Dead one, I think.
Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2020 03:03 PM (gmo/4)
I think it was John Lewis who is alive but stupid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (pS94+)
That is awesome! They should all be executed.
Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (rpxSz)
shouted racist epithets at him?Breitbart offered 500k for proof and
there was none
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (KNsKs)
The key wasn't who, but when. They saturated the headlines with it on the exact day everyone's anger from an extremely unpopular bill's passage was boiling over.
The *only* purpose was to change the subject - and it worked. They still do this.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (8B6Ng)
Not if you have a new puppy that also is allowed to just do its thing.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (x7mh6)
For realz?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (gd9RK)
As quick as you can, destroy the economy to get a Democrat elected grasshopper.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (e284m)
Hoppe's Number 9.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (tLWGd)
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Also there are potentially tens, maybe hundreds, of billions of dollars up for grabs for this "emergency."
What we're looking at is the equivalent of governors playing soccer and writhing around on the ground after the player in orange kicked the ball away from them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Americans have gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (h0Mdo)
KungFlu is hilarious, I don't care who you are.
Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (sjTfF)
The point being that she is calling it "Red Book Flu" and is not kind in her critique of how pride of the Chinese ruling class screwed the rest of the world.
Posted by: Orson at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (oPlVP)
Posted by: Kim Jong-il at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 02:44 PM
Brut! By Faberge....
Posted by: Eddie Murphy's father at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (ejd/p)
Azzaro and Drakkar man, myself, back in my 20s.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (KxVoZ
Common core don't fail me now!
Let's see. Lucy, a trans positive bi-sexual has four hair ties and wants to share them with her gender fluid friend Marcia. If Lucy gives her two hair ties and then eats a bowl of Raman, when does the lunar eclipse schedule to begin on November 20th at 9pm start?
Ah, fuck it. Why did you give me this penny?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (SENHs)
I selfishly prefer that than having them breaking into my car or house.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 03:00 PM (TNy/K)
Dear God! Khan had better earworms.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (uM6CE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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I liked Breitbart's retort: "So?"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (tLWGd)
In Louisiana it's called the "Summer Feeding Program". Like they're cattle.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (CQ3Qb)
>>"Sonofabitch. Our idiot governor just closed all k-12 schools in Indiana until May 1. Fucking idiot."
next: some governor will close schools for the remainder of the school year
ca governor has already said "it is unlikely" that schools will re-open this school year.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2020 03:06 PM (sGtp+)
almost certainly anticipating a recession," Schumer said in a speech on
the Senate floor.
===
WRONG AGAIN SCHMUCK.
Te democrat governor reaction s to a mild outbreak of a new cold season is pushing us into recession.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2020 03:06 PM (pw+jk)
Hoppe's Number 9.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (tLWGd)
Don Lemon's Black Hole Taint #5...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 03:06 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2020 03:06 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: rickb223
our small town cafe and bar don't take any plastic,checks or cash only. nearest larger town for shopping cash is no problem. i think it depends on size and location.
not everyone is paperless even if the media proclaims it so.
Posted by: blackdogs at March 19, 2020 03:06 PM (NAbCm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Kroger
Wal Mart
Home Depot
I, along with a bunch of others go thru the self checkout line. Those don't accept cash. When I do go thru an attended line, most people are still paying with a card, be it a credit card or a debit card.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 03:06 PM (mndtc)
> NOT TO PROVIDE FREE MEALS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO ACT LIKE PARENTS AND FEED THEIR OWN KIDS!!!
Yeah, well, you're about 30 years too late on that.
A lot of schools serve two meals a day now, even during the summer. And most of them are "free".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (tLWGd)
Yup. Could not believe my eyes when I saw on our Admin door. "free breakfast and lunch for all children 18 or younger." ALL. FUCKING. SUMMER.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 03:06 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 03:06 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 03:06 PM (KZzsI)
These are the scents a man should look to to attract a mate.
Posted by: Mayo Pete at March 19, 2020 03:07 PM (x7mh6)
Public education. You can't beat it.
If you get a cashier who can't make change, thank the teachers' union.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 03:07 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (NVYyb)
Go to your nearest ER. I hear they like it when people show up with the most marginal symptoms. So they can give you all the good wuhu flu medicines and ventilators.
Just to be safe.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)
>>"Sonofabitch. Our idiot governor just closed all k-12 schools in Indiana until May 1. Fucking idiot."
next: some governor will close schools for the remainder of the school year
ca governor has already said "it is unlikely" that schools will re-open this school year.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2020 03:06 PM (sGtp+)
Trying to One-Up Illinois? That'll take some doing, though.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 03:07 PM (90T4r)
I posted it earlier, but a friend sent me an email from his kid's dojo. "If we can open next month we can figure out what we'll do for summer classes. If we can't, we want you to know these last few years have been awesome..."
We're going to get 30-50% of new small businesses closing their doors, especially with the governors intentionally making half the workforce stay home to care for K-12 kids that aren't all that bothered by the cold virus.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
_________________
At some point we need to make a strategic decision if it's worth millions losing their jobs, retirements, and homes to protect the .01% in nursing homes that were probably going to die anyway in a few weeks.
I know where Democrats stand, they would love a reason for a New New Deal.
Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2020 03:07 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (pS94+)
Back in your 20s? (checks AoS playbook on everyone's age)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2020 03:07 PM (Ty/7D)
They totally do, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 03:07 PM (x7mh6)
We'd have nothing closed down, life pretty normal aside from some additional PSA's about "washing your hands"
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at March 19, 2020 03:07 PM (DB16e)
not everyone is paperless even if the media proclaims it so.
Posted by: blackdogs at March
makes taxes easier too
Posted by: not so at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (HALdu)
https://tinyurl.com/utvlnvp
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (cF8AT)
This guy was Obama's FEMA head for eight years.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (xPl2J)
Nobody was tall enough to go on the rides.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (8B6Ng
Say what ?
Posted by: Yao Ming at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2020 02:58 PM (NVYyb)
Go to your nearest ER. I hear they like it when people show up with the most marginal symptoms. So they can give you all the good wuhu flu medicines and ventilators.
Just to be safe.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)
Do you have lots of stuff to distribute?? The Horde has always liked you.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (90T4r)
Honey always said I should have been a DEA agent...
Posted by: Andrew Gilliam at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (BDQo0)
Sweetish smelling colognes make me gag. AXE body spray is an abomination.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 03:07 PM (90T4r)
Yeah, please no one try to outdo Jabba. He's really enjoying this power trip
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (Ty/7D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 03:06 PM
Some reporter should ask SloJoe what his favorite shampoo is to inhale of whatever unfortunate tween is around. He's so old he'd probably say Prell!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (e284m)
Do these dimwits actually think that some of the Chinese aren't laughing
about chaos caused by this virus and that they never make jokes about
non Asian people?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2020 03:06 PM (WI7YS)
THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE CHINESE ARE THE MOST RACIST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET!!!!
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 03:06 PM (KZzsI)
That was a good one, and Wella Care Herbal was a nice smell good brand
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (D3tAn)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (x7mh6)
----------------------
I believe you already have.
Posted by: The Transgenda at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (uEbPt)
And promptly praised teachers as being the true heroes of everything.
Posted by: wooga at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (sO+G/)
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 03:04 PM (x7mh6)
LOL, we had a Roomba for our new house, and got a couple of puppies. Came home one day, and the Roomba had found a present under the sofa. It rubbed it on all the baseboards in the living room, you could see everywhere it had gone.
It was just bumping itself against the wall in a corner over and over. I just know if it could talk it was saying "kill me."
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (8B6Ng)
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Heh.
I bet they're just barely squeaking by every year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Americans have gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (h0Mdo)
https://youtu.be/fbR4fmlCNRs?t=4248
It starts out silly - "is the term 'Chinese Food' racist?"
But that is just a misdirect. She goes on to talk about ChiCom propagandists with access to the President.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mel Gibson
Maull's.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (mndtc)
Heh. The head PoS's name is Nemesis.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (LKWuH)
What's a Conway?
Answer: a lot less after the Chinese organ harvesters are done with him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Methos at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (kOpft)
Do you miss your Girbauds?
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (x7mh6)
No.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (pS94+)
https://tinyurl.com/sf2m4bc
How many of those burgers are going to make it back home?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: wooga at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (sO+G/)
They really are hoping to stretch this thing out until November, aren't they?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: CN at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM
Anyone that wear patchouli should be sent to Wuhan. There's a client I work with who is a dude and he wears it. The shit fucking gags me.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 03:00 PM (TNy/K)
I've got a little love song I wrote about this...
Bat Soup Fever
Posted by: Ted Nugent at March 19, 2020 03:10 PM (BDQo0)
Chinese TV broadcast recently stated that the US came up with a vaccine so fast for the Wuhan Flu because we were working on it in advance, wink wink.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 03:10 PM (KZzsI)
Azzaro and Drakkar man, myself, back in my 20s.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I go weak in the knees for Lagerfeld and Eau Sauvage, but Drakkar is not bad.
Posted by: Moki at March 19, 2020 03:10 PM (mFoNl)
For realz?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
https://youtu.be/QPLIcQU0s_U
Posted by: Amazon at March 19, 2020 03:10 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (LKWuH)
What's a Conway?
Answer: a lot less after the Chinese organ harvesters are done with him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (miJU3)
George Conway is about a dozen sacks of lipids with organs the size of a fetal pig.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 03:10 PM (pS94+)
Noticed that fake news "journalists" called OAN reporter a"personality" -not a journalist.
Posted by: Glenn John at March 19, 2020 03:10 PM (LilNs)
Close up of President @realDonaldTrump notes is seen where he crossed out "Corona" and replaced it with "Chinese" Virus as he speaks with his coronavirus task force today at the White House. #trump #trumpnotes
https://tinyurl.com/ucojazd
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 03:10 PM (cF8AT)
It was amazing how much other women liked it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Americans have gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 03:10 PM (h0Mdo)
shouted racist epithets at him?Breitbart offered 500k for proof and
there was none
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2020 03:02 PM (KNsKs)
===
I forget but I am betting he was a "civil rights icon."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: wooga at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (sO+G/)
Heroes? For what?
OK, the ones in the ghetto schools ought to get combat pay, but the others?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (90T4r)
I have a funny story about my dogs, my ex-wife and the fact that I, "Never stay at my (her) place. I always have to stay at yours!".
Poor girl learned a lesson that night. A warm, wet and stinky lesson.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (x7mh6)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM
Wow..that's a blast from the past.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (ejd/p)
Common core don't fail me now!
Let's see. Lucy, a trans positive bi-sexual has four hair ties and wants to share them with her gender fluid friend Marcia. If Lucy gives her two hair ties and then eats a bowl of Raman, when does the lunar eclipse schedule to begin on November 20th at 9pm start?
Ah, fuck it. Why did you give me this penny?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 03:05 PM (SENHs)
There's a video out there, some teenage boy, I think, talking to his girlfriend, and he gives her a "complicated" math question, the end of which is, if the car is going 60 miles an hour, how long will it take them to got the 60 miles?
She is genuinely incapable of answering the question.
Hopefully he didn't marry her, and just kept her around long enough to take her squeakhole virginity.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Glenn John at March 19, 2020 03:10 PM (LilNs)
+++++++++++++
They are all TV actors.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (hYcqw)
Close up of President @realDonaldTrump notes is seen where he crossed out "Corona" and replaced it with "Chinese" Virus as he speaks with his coronavirus task force today at the White House. #trump #trumpnotes
https://tinyurl.com/ucojazd
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 03:10 PM (cF8AT)
I regret that I can only vote one more time for that man.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (pS94+)
Willowed:
Proud to work for my company.
We're facing a massive slowdown across the country, and are discussing how to retain our employees until this passes, because we do not want our guys to go hungry and DO NOT want to hire new talent later.
So in the meantime, wherever humanly possible, we are trying to keep guys at work by having them assist and run tasks for the sequestered elderly as a community service.
Right thing to do for old people, and our own people. Solid decision.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (v3NfP)
Whe I was young I had to hug the dog after he rolled in some fish guts.
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (l3+k2)
I posted it earlier, but a friend sent me an email from his kid's dojo. "If we can open next month we can figure out what we'll do for summer classes. If we can't, we want you to know these last few years have been awesome..."
We're going to get 30-50% of new small businesses closing their doors, especially with the governors intentionally making half the workforce stay home to care for K-12 kids that aren't all that bothered by the cold virus.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
_________________
At some point we need to make a strategic decision if it's worth millions losing their jobs, retirements, and homes to protect the .01% in nursing homes that were probably going to die anyway in a few weeks.
I know where Democrats stand, they would love a reason for a New New Deal.
Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2020 03:07 PM (sjTfF)
=======
Considering these closures are local not federal and line up the way you'd expect (with a few exceptions) they ain't gonna end until the infection numbers start to drop if then, its too useful politically. As far as IN and OH and other R-controlled states freaking out: nobody wants to be the one to say "its not a big deal" with the numbers coming out of Italy.
Posted by: Jackal at March 19, 2020 03:12 PM (Lyh9/)
2020: Getting paid by the government of China is totally normal peasant and if you say anything negative about our master from the hundred acre woods you will be re-educated!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2020 03:12 PM (WdocV)
482 He's so old he'd probably say Prell!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM
Wow..that's a blast from the past.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (ejd/p)
"Mona!!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 03:12 PM (pS94+)
Well look at it this way:
What's the criteria for ending the panic? What is the standard we use to decide when to re-open schools, end quarantining, etc?
NOBODY KNOWS because nobody has said anything. There's no freaking plan, just people throwing stuff at a wall to see if it sticks.
N1N1 had deaths in the USA all the way from 2009 to 2014. Is that our standard? So few people have contacted or died from this that by any rational standards we'd have already stopped.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 03:12 PM (KZzsI)
No, it's that, for example, Texas has some stuff that ass hat wants to control.
Good for the former head of FEMA guy. I don't as a rule complement Obama appointees, but I guess Bigears had to have flucked up at some point and picked someone who actually knew what the hell he was doing.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 03:12 PM (e284m)
Posted by: wooga at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (sO+G/)
They really are hoping to stretch this thing out until November, aren't they?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (8B6Ng)
Truckers, grocery workers, and food producers in my book.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 03:12 PM (90T4r)
Close up of President @realDonaldTrump notes is seen where he crossed out "Corona" and replaced it with "Chinese" Virus as he speaks with his coronavirus task force today at the White House. #trump #trumpnotes
https://tinyurl.com/ucojazd
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 03:10 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++++
Oh, the horror. What a disaster. What a controversy. What a scandal. This is just so ... I just can't even with this. Shocking. Horrifying. Appalling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 03:12 PM (hYcqw)
Whe I was young I had to hug the dog after he rolled in some fish guts.
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (l3+k2)
Luxury!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 03:12 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: garrett
Yeah. Dome do. Except for the ones that say, "No Cash. Card Only"
Which a ton of Wal Marts do. Guess the service guys are on vacation.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 03:12 PM (mndtc)
Says the 67 yo with stage 2 hypertention and month old sinus infection.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (uEbPt)
if it's worth millions losing their jobs, retirements, and homes to
protect the .01% in nursing homes that were probably going to die anyway
in a few weeks.
I know where Democrats stand, they would love a reason for a New New Deal.
Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2020 03:07 PM (sjTfF)
I think Dennis Prager is about the only voice of reason on this.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (7ZMbn)
Willowed:
Proud to work for my company.
We're facing a massive slowdown across the country, and are discussing how to retain our employees until this passes, because we do not want our guys to go hungry and DO NOT want to hire new talent later.
So in the meantime, wherever humanly possible, we are trying to keep guys at work by having them assist and run tasks for the sequestered elderly as a community service.
Right thing to do for old people, and our own people. Solid decision.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (v3NfP)
Yep.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Yao Ming at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM
------
"Gee, Your Hair Smells Like It's Full of Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Shit."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (v3NfP)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (rpxSz)
So Ornamental Flu is right out then?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (DjiZK)
That's the one that comes out around Christmas, right?
Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (WG2XP)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (yL25O)
I think Dennis Prager is about the only voice of reason on this.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (7ZMbn)
"Ahem!!!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 03:14 PM (pS94+)
Close up of President @realDonaldTrump notes is seen where he crossed out "Corona" and replaced it with "Chinese" Virus as he speaks with his coronavirus task force today at the White House. #trump #trumpnotes
https://tinyurl.com/ucojazd
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 03:10 PM (cF8AT)
I regret that I can only vote one more time for that man.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (pS94+)
We can't spare this man. He fights!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 03:14 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Random 'Journalist' at March 19, 2020 03:14 PM (sHVgQ)
Intentionally letting ill people travel to the US is certainly more of a crime then buying facebook ads, right?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2020 03:14 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 03:14 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 03:14 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, saved by close tag at March 19, 2020 03:15 PM (sHVgQ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (gd9RK)
; )
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 03:15 PM (55d/e)
If it was from SE Asia would it be the Thai Void Fever?
It's already taken, but if we're going full racist: Yellow Fever
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 19, 2020 03:15 PM (Ozpxd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2020 03:15 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Yao Ming at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (5Ib
Who can smell it up there?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 03:15 PM (SENHs)
where he crossed out "Corona" and replaced it with "Chinese" Virus as
he speaks with his coronavirus task force today at the White House.
#trump #trumpnotes
https://tinyurl.com/ucojazd
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 03:10 PM (cF8AT)
#journalism
They also went through Sarah Palin's garbage. And even moved next door to her. That's why I love the people who think the media/Left have just gone "crazy" since Trump.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 03:15 PM (uEbPt)
--
I'm sort of wondering that myself. It will be interesting when the virus evolves to something worse and we could've been exposed to the easy one.
Yay unintended consequences!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Americans have gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 03:15 PM (h0Mdo)
Posted by: gdgm+ at March 19, 2020 03:15 PM (ExnWy)
1) pushback from citizens/customers/parents on really long shutdowns
2) the President is going to have to take the lead, when he deems fit. I assume when the at-risk are all taking the new treatment and a vax is nearly ready
yeah we can't stay shut down all spring that's asinine
we never should have done it at all, but whatever, it can be rolled back. we will need leadership from Don on this tho
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 03:15 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 03:15 PM (5IbVn)
Yeah - I guess they do go OOO and fill up completely on occasion.
I was just surprised to see the at all the first time I used one.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 03:15 PM (x7mh6)
Posted by: Mel Gibson
Maull's.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (mndtc)
One of the greatest tag lines in advertising history.
That being said, the sauce itself is runny crep.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 03:15 PM (hku12)
Kansas already has
Posted by: blaster
Are they "deemed" passed, or do they repeat the year?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 03:16 PM (mndtc)
Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2020 03:16 PM (ZfRYq)
private concert tonight on his instagram account
Keep it on the down low though...
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 02:25 PM
I'm not sure if Paisley is a "climate change" cultist or not, but ironically enough, if the "entertainment" industry really believed in the BS they spew about "saving the planet", this is how all their "concerts" should happen all the time: via Instagram or online conference call, etc. Instead of all the travelling to every city in the world and having fans travel from their homes to the concert venues, etc.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 19, 2020 03:16 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 03:14 PM (pS94+)
*bows to JJ*
*rips off shirt*
*flogs self*
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 03:16 PM (7ZMbn)
So let's get all that on the table.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 19, 2020 03:17 PM (puu6v)
Do we know for a fact that that Chinese reporter had a temperature of 100 degrees? Do we?
Let me meet the man. I'll take his temperature and I'll tell you for a fact how hot he is.
Posted by: Ex-mayor Petey, now with nothing to lose at March 19, 2020 03:17 PM (ldmQR)
I bet they're just barely squeaking by every year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
i'm not sure about their finances but they have been open for the 62 years i've been here albeit both under many different owners. small towns tend to be protective of their cafe and bar and will try to support them come hell or high water even if it means paper money.
Posted by: blackdogs at March 19, 2020 03:17 PM (NAbCm)
Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 03:18 PM (51jKN)
Posted by: @realDonaldTrump at March 19, 2020 03:18 PM (77Hvr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
------
I hope you have Copyrighted that.
The crass bastards here will steal that without compunction. In fact, I'm stealing it even as I post this...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2020 03:18 PM (sHVgQ)
Yeah - I guess they do go OOO and fill up completely on occasion.
I was just surprised to see the at all the first time I used one.
Posted by: garrett
Yeah. Fill up or jam and break. It always seem like one is jacked up and it's a different one every time.
But you are right. They do take cash. Just never say anyone use it that way.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 03:18 PM (mndtc)
Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at March 19, 2020 03:18 PM (Ium52)
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2020 03:18 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (LJes
Mao Tse Lung?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2020 03:19 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at March 19, 2020 03:19 PM (AgR7f)
if it's worth millions losing their jobs, retirements, and homes to
protect the .01% in nursing homes that were probably going to die anyway
in a few weeks.
I know where Democrats stand, they would love a reason for a New New Deal.
Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2020 03:07 PM (sjTfF)
I think Dennis Prager is about the only voice of reason on this.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 03:13 PM (7ZMbn)
...
I'm a structural engineer, so I work with building codes.
All building codes are set up around picking an event for which we are trying to preserve a certain degree of life safety.
Implicit in that is the acknowledgement that we cannot AFFORD to build an environment that preserves that same degree of life safety beyond those levels.
So if I'm designed for 115 mph wind, and the wind reaches 116 mph, well, bad things could start to happen.
We are currently in a wind storm of unknown magnitude and are saying there is practically no limit to what we will pay to reinforce against this storm.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2020 03:19 PM (yL25O)
One year, she was Blueberry Queen.
And, she is the World's Champion Blueberry Packer.
I think of her as all Pict over.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 19, 2020 03:19 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 03:20 PM (mndtc)
Italy did exactly that.
https://news.trust.org/item/20200317120755-7nwg6
Italy will rush 10,000 student doctors into service, scrapping their final exams, in an effort to help the struggling health service cope with the coronavirus onslaught.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 03:20 PM (KZzsI)
They do a very good heavy menthol, freezing cold, but the name is escapes me for the moment.
Posted by: Ex-mayor Petey, now with nothing to lose at March 19, 2020 03:20 PM (ldmQR)
I bet they're just barely squeaking by every year.
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i'm not sure about their finances but they have been open for the 62 years i've been here albeit both under many different owners.
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It was a tax joke re: cash.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Americans have gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 03:20 PM (h0Mdo)
Do you miss your Girbauds?
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (x7mh6)
No.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 03:09 PM (pS94+)
https://tinyurl.com/wgqfudq
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 03:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 19, 2020 03:21 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2020 03:21 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2020 03:14 PM (WdocV)
He could also look into what the penalty (if any) is for knowingly letting drug cartels buy weapons in your country and smuggle them over the border.
Seriously, if anybody else did that to us we'd have Tomahawked them into fucking oblivion.
Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2020 03:21 PM (H5ZlJ)
That cost/benefit analysis is present throughout financial concerns except, apparently, when it comes to whether to tank the American economy. That goal has been achieved but apparently it has to be murdered more for kicks.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 19, 2020 03:22 PM (puu6v)
At the risk of re-commenting myself, my all time best Yamiche Alcindor broadcast moment was on the day the Senate defeated the more witnesses proposal for Pelosi's impeachment trial.
Ms. Alcindor, along with her fellow PBS travelers, Judy Woodruff and Lisa Desjardins, was so devastated that, after weeks of impeachment we-got-him giddiness, she was unable to conceal with her usual anger and/or hate her emotional collapse.
President Trump's team is somewhat remiss to not have that report all over the web. Perhaps even a Yamiche top ten fails video.
Posted by: 11B40 at March 19, 2020 03:22 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 02:34 PM (LJes
The Chiang Kai Hack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2020 03:23 PM (miJU3)
Just call it the Fake News Flu.
Or the ChiCom Fever.
Or call it the Coughing Spitting Hacking Yellow Bastard's Syndrome.
Does it really matter one way or another what the liberal idiots want it called?
Other than that they are filth trying to score cheap political points and please their ChiCom masters?
Posted by: Mongo at March 19, 2020 03:23 PM (PYikF)
Posted by: Ex-mayor Petey, now with nothing to lose at March 19, 2020 03:20 PM (ldmQR)
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They have several: Lemon and Orange Chills, Margaritas In The Snow. Stirling even sells a bottle of menthol that let's you add a few drops to your shaving soap or aftershave.
Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2020 03:23 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 19, 2020 03:23 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 19, 2020 03:24 PM (LWu6U)
It's been a couple years since I've had a menthol soap. Cryogen by Chiseled Face was my go-to because it was, at least at that time, the most potent. I did not know Stirling's in Arkansas, now I'm going to give them a look.
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 19, 2020 03:26 PM (ldmQR)
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I'm sort of wondering that myself. It will be interesting when the virus evolves to something worse and we could've been exposed to the easy one.
Yay unintended consequences!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Americans have gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 03:15 PM (h0Mdo)
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I'd be up for an actual explanation of how these viruses "run their course". I missed that day in class.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2020 03:26 PM (yL25O)
She is genuinely incapable of answering the question.
Hopefully he didn't marry her, and just kept her around long enough to take her squeakhole virginity.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 03:11 PM (hku12)
Ah. A classic of the genre. Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 03:29 PM (YqDXo)
*cough*EnglishLeather*cough*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 02:57 PM (HaL55)
This is / was a boy who knows / knew.
*fistbump*
Posted by: browndog at March 19, 2020 03:31 PM (gD6Ka)
Me: "Where?"
Aide: blank stare
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 02:32 PM
I would have paid money to see her reaction if you had answered with:
So you're saying everyone is Kung Flu fighting?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 19, 2020 03:32 PM (Do5/p)
Ms. Alcindor, along with her fellow PBS travelers, Judy Woodruff and Lisa Desjardins, was so devastated that, after weeks of impeachment we-got-him giddiness, she was unable to conceal with her usual anger and/or hate her emotional collapse.
Didn't hurt her appetite, though.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 03:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
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Holcolm (sp?) did that? WTF yo'!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 19, 2020 03:37 PM (ZTr1A)
Yeah, for a long time now I've been wondering why they don't switch linch plates between her and the lovely Lisa.
Posted by: 11B40 at March 19, 2020 03:47 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 02:53 PM (HaL55)
iRobot should make Roombas with a little cockpit on the top, with a green alien "driving". Rig it to throw up its hands and squeak "Oh My!" whenever the Roomba bumps into something. That would be a hoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2020 03:47 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 19, 2020 03:48 PM (CQ3Qb)
And the reason is - SHE IS THE SINGLE MOST 'TRUMPIAN' OF EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS ADMINISTRATION.
She doesn't take any shit, she's quick as Hell on her feet, and she's fearless. I wish 20 more people at the WH were like her.
And Huckabee was pretty awesome too.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at March 19, 2020 03:49 PM (pmRSz)
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 03:51 PM (55d/e)
"Google-fu"
"Kitchen-fu"
"Postmodern degradation-fu"
Okay I made the last one up.
Still not racist.
Posted by: grognard at March 19, 2020 03:55 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at March 19, 2020 03:57 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2020 03:08 PM (l6b3d)
Something that smells like the ink on a freshly-printed C-note.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2020 04:04 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: politic uber alles at March 19, 2020 04:07 PM (0hOKG)
Posted by: Ootenvault at March 19, 2020 04:08 PM (6EL/O)
Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at March 19, 2020 04:21 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: PDawg Knight at March 19, 2020 04:41 PM (D7nPh)
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