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Surprise! Anti-Gamergater SJW "Journalist" Convicted of Attempting to Entice a Minor Into a Sexual Act

I have to imagine he's a Male Feminist, too.

"Male Feminist" = Call the police immediately. Alert child services. Shelter in place.

Apart from calling himself "DrPizza," he also used pizza emojis in his screen handle.
This was apparently supposed to be mocking the pizzagate conspiracy theory -- but, while it may have been mocking, it was also "kidding on the square": revealing his actual sexual attraction to minors in a jokey tone.

He had a lot of tweets "joking" about sex with children, and how he's always tempted by all the enticing "jailbait" around him.

Posted by: Ace at 01:03 PM




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1 meep

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 01:03 PM (d7Ww2)

2 meep motherfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 01:03 PM (d7Ww2)

3 why are all of the SJWs preverts and scumbags

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 01:03 PM (d7Ww2)

4 The number of these deranged individuals seems to be increasing.

Thanks to the "progressives" brainwashing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2020 01:04 PM (vEIlU)

5 I called the otters

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 01:05 PM (d7Ww2)

6 Bubba's new roomie.

Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2020 01:05 PM (X/Pw5)

7 They love pedophiles in da slammer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 01:06 PM (o2MD2)

8 I've been waiting for evidence of PizzaGate being debunked. I won't hold my breath.

Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 01:06 PM (wumkW)

9 depressing

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 01:06 PM (kgQKM)

10 These soyed-out leftie "journalists" seem to have a theme to their behavior, eh?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 01:06 PM (hYcqw)

11 Beware the White Knight

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 01:06 PM (8OJA/)

12 Oh, another thread for the HazMat suit. BRB.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 01:06 PM (gd9RK)

13 I sense he'll be having plenty of sex soon

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2020 01:06 PM (Izzlo)

14 Geee, 'Dr Pizza' lends itself to believe he might.... naaaa, no way.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 19, 2020 01:06 PM (qZdIZ)

15 I'm sensing a trend among The Left these past few years (and I laughed at all the Comet Pizza stuff) ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2020 01:07 PM (WqPYg)

16 They can't help themselves and one by one they will go down.


On thier cellmates.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 19, 2020 01:07 PM (SchxB)

17 why are all of the SJWs preverts and scumbags
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 01:03 PM (d7Ww2)
.........

It's a virus.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2020 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

18 Strap him down and remove his package.

Posted by: f'd, out on the back porch singing singing The Torture Never Stops at March 19, 2020 01:07 PM (+y8uL)

19 He will get isolation, or he will get beaten to death. Seems right.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 01:07 PM (o2MD2)

20 This is my "I am so not surprised face" right here.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2020 01:08 PM (REzs5)

21 Have you guys heard about the Anti-Gamergater SJW "Journalist" Convicted of Attempting to Entice a Minor Into a Sexual Act?

Crazy shit.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:08 PM (Qf83p)

22 Are you kidding me? That handsome, completely normal looking, um, man... can't get a date with an actual woman?

Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2020 01:08 PM (LaluL)

23 Unexpectedly!


Even if you don't buy the whole "pizzagate" theory, the story that the pizza emoji/icon thing being used by pedos originated from the FBI - they were the ones who identified it's use by pedos, not internet conspiracy theorists.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2020 01:08 PM (bDqIh)

24 why are all of the SJWs preverts and scumbags
Posted by: nurse ratched

---

Because being a SJW provides cover from the media and the 'in' crowd.

See Roman Polanski, Kevin Spacey, etc.

Posted by: Les Wexner at March 19, 2020 01:08 PM (Y4EXg)

25 Has Podesta ever explained what the hell he was talking about with all the Pizza references? Seems like an easy question for a journalist to ask to clear it all up. He clearly wasn't talking about food.

Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2020 01:08 PM (Wffd2)

26
He will get isolation, or he will get beaten to death. Seems right.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 01:07 PM


embrace the power of "and"

Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at March 19, 2020 01:09 PM (hx3Q8)

27 Whoa! Off billionaire sock.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 01:09 PM (Y4EXg)

28 It's so strange how the pizza references are so constant.

Almost like it's a thing in the same way conservatives keep being right about everything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 01:09 PM (41rs/)

29 He's a regular Teddy Bear.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 19, 2020 01:09 PM (Q7YFR)

30 Even if you don't buy the whole "pizzagate" theory,
the story that the pizza emoji/icon thing being used by pedos originated
from the FBI - they were the ones who identified it's use by pedos, not
internet conspiracy theorists.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2020 01:08 PM (bDqIh)

________

Didn't know that -- thanks, Lizzy!

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2020 01:09 PM (WqPYg)

31 #3: Because they are arguing for leniency for themselves; the perversion came first, then the SJW stuff.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2020 01:09 PM (REzs5)

32 *stretches out*

I was going to ask if it was pedophilia or, say, at 15 year old because underage but past puberty is very different than pedophilia.

Yeah. Seven and nine years old.

Shoot him into the center of the sun.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2020 01:09 PM (mf5HN)

33 As usual, they tell you what they are but we don't think it's possible.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 01:09 PM (RD7QR)

34 Are you kidding me? That handsome, completely normal looking, um, man... can't get a date with an actual woman?

Can't? Or just prefers molesting children?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 19, 2020 01:09 PM (SchxB)

35 Hey, I find I just relate to kids more than adults. You know?

Posted by: Big Tiny Peter at March 19, 2020 01:10 PM (efMXe)

36 Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:08 PM (Qf83p)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2020 01:10 PM (Ez6QX)

37 why are all of the SJWs preverts and scumbags
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 01:03 PM


They're all protecting each otter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2020 01:10 PM (ejd/p)

38 So just like Scott Ritter...

Remember him?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2020 01:10 PM (dGOLj)

39 Whatever you think of Mike Cernovich, he is like Trump in getting pedos to self-identify. This guy was harassing Cernovich and his family for months before he slipped up and revealed his identity (I forget how - he forgot to mask his ip address or phone number).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2020 01:10 PM (bDqIh)

40 I thought this would be another instance of a 17yo "minor". But no, he was looking for 7 and 9 year olds.

Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 01:10 PM (eAZVt)

41 7 and 9. Sick fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2020 01:10 PM (eYpDT)

42
Guess who'll be the pizza slice now, bub?

-- "Dr Pizza's" bunkie, Bubba

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2020 01:10 PM (pNxlR)

43 Shoot him into the center of the sun.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.


I object to needless contamination of the sun with this abomination's taint.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 19, 2020 01:11 PM (OUMaO)

44 25
Has Podesta ever explained what the hell he was talking about with all
the Pizza references? Seems like an easy question for a journalist to
ask to clear it all up. He clearly wasn't talking about food.





Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2020 01:08 PM (Wffd2)

_________


Wasn't Monica Lewinsky delivering pizza, among other things, to old Bubba Clinton in The White House? Just how far back does this pizza thing go ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2020 01:11 PM (WqPYg)

45 why are all of the SJWs preverts and scumbags

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 01:03 PM


I think your question is backwards.

Posted by: huerfano at March 19, 2020 01:11 PM (9dnxb)

46 >>Yeah. Seven and nine years old.

Shoot him into the center of the sun.

...in the left nut and dump him in the Desert.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 01:11 PM (x7mh6)

47 Has Podesta ever explained what the hell he was talking about with all the Pizza references? Seems like an easy question for a journalist to ask to clear it all up. He clearly wasn't talking about food.

-

We interviewed the people involved and their staff all assured us the conspiracy theories had been disproven.
- ABC, CBS, NBC, etc

Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 19, 2020 01:11 PM (41rs/)

48

38 So just like Scott Ritter...

Remember him?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2020 01:10 PM (dGOLj)

From Three's Company?

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2020 01:11 PM (Izzlo)

49 Pirate Wilson will soon spew out the Conservative Case for Molesting Children
For the Chilluns, of course.

Dahmer this guy. Guy?
Pervert

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 19, 2020 01:11 PM (TYQsd)

50

His Prison Pussy will be fully engaged from day 1...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at March 19, 2020 01:11 PM (m4x2V)

51 Why do a lot of libtards get themselves into trouble by doing the stupid shit they said they weren't doing? He is a wanna-be pedo, the court is gonna send him to prison big time on a successful baiting case, and no one of consequence will support him or help him. Hell, his Twitter account is evidence against him.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 01:12 PM (W+kMI)

52 40 I thought this would be another instance of a 17yo "minor". But no, he was looking for 7 and 9 year olds.
Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 01:10 PM (eAZVt)

Good lord. Disgusting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2020 01:12 PM (Ez6QX)

53 > Are you kidding me? That handsome, completely normal looking, um, man... can't get a date with an actual woman?

For real. I thought that was a young Tom Selleck or Gregory Peck for a moment there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 01:12 PM (tLWGd)

54 What a surprise /s

Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2020 01:12 PM (Zm+LZ)

55
Yup. If someone's a self-described "male feminist," just go ahead and start the clock on the rape/assault/harassment scandal. It's coming. Always. It's lika Law of Nature at this point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2020 01:13 PM (v3NfP)

56 *Pours one out for my homie.*

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 19, 2020 01:13 PM (PX6qb)

57 I'm sensing a trend among The Left these past few years (and I laughed at all the Comet Pizza stuff) ...

I wish it were a trend, but I'm starting to think it is a property that we never would have believed if someone had told us.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 01:13 PM (EYsyU)

58 Since this guy is so fond of pizza jokes, I have one.

Into the ovens with him!

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2020 01:13 PM (T6t7i)

59 I notice he is now a 'former' Ars Technica tech editor.

I hadn't noticed too much liberal bias in Ars articles, but then I'm not any kind of regular reader there. Occasional articles, usually linked by someone here or maybe Insty.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2020 01:13 PM (XF4b8)

60 ...or worse, a property we refused to see.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 01:13 PM (EYsyU)

61 Pete Wilson is a pedo. Just wait and see. All these guys are perverts and SJW for cover.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 01:13 PM (o2MD2)

62 Corona virus ?
How about
Burn it down
Bulldoze the embers
Sow salt
Start over

Posted by: Kurt at March 19, 2020 01:13 PM (AZjm5)

63 Left wing virtue signaling is nothing more than a beard for depravity.

Posted by: grognard at March 19, 2020 01:13 PM (sb+Cg)

64 Has Comet PingPong ever excellent explained their secret members only highly encrypted menu online? Who would want a used pizza for a discount? Who would want a pizza that is a couple of months old for a discount?

Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 01:14 PM (wumkW)

65 why are all of the SJWs preverts and scumbags
Posted by: nurse ratched

________________

The usual tactic is to say anybody that's not on board with the gay agenda (like social conservatives) are closeted gays (which I thought there was absolutely nothing wrong with)

In reality, the people that have a lot of energy on things like gay rights tend to be the sexual deviants. Shocking, I know.

Who could possibly guess the people that really have a lot of energy on making sure the Boy Scouts allow gay scout masters would want to molest a little boy?

Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2020 01:14 PM (Wffd2)

66 Shoot him into the center of the sun.

...in the left nut and dump him in the Desert.



Second look at staking out over a fire ant mound and smearing with honey?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 19, 2020 01:14 PM (SchxB)

67 40: Castrate him

Posted by: CN at March 19, 2020 01:14 PM (ONvIw)

68 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 19, 2020 01:14 PM (uZuKb)

69 > Wasn't Monica Lewinsky delivering pizza, among other things, to old Bubba Clinton in The White House?

Monica Lewinsky was a 23-year-old college graduate with enormous gazongas.

Let's not go too overboard with redefining "pedo", eh?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 01:14 PM (tLWGd)

70 Guy has a Kevin Smith vibe about him.

Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2020 01:14 PM (gmo/4)

71 I'm thinking he will lose weight on the Jared prison diet.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 01:14 PM (axyOa)

72 #48: No, Iraq War critic. He had been a weapons inspector there and when WMzD's were found he really tore into W, became a lefty darling until he was caught soliciting minors.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2020 01:14 PM (REzs5)

73 >>Second look at staking out over a fire ant mound and smearing with honey?


Ccan we shoot him in the balls, first?

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 01:14 PM (x7mh6)

74 63: well said, stealing this

Posted by: CN at March 19, 2020 01:14 PM (ONvIw)

75 I was going to ask if it was pedophilia or, say, at 15 year old because underage but past puberty is very different than pedophilia.

It's the difference between that's wrong and peel his face and skin off while he watches in a mirror.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 01:14 PM (gd9RK)

76 This is why I think James Gunn shouldn't be trusted.

Posted by: WOPR at March 19, 2020 01:15 PM (q41Tt)

77 If f*cking children is wrong, we don't want to be right!

Posted by: Most of your betters in hollywood at March 19, 2020 01:15 PM (WdocV)

78

Even Capt. Renault can't feign shock over this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2020 01:15 PM (unlwL)

79 Easy there - I used to deliver Pizzas to Bubba Clinton.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 01:15 PM (x7mh6)

80 73 yes

Posted by: CN at March 19, 2020 01:15 PM (ONvIw)

81 > The usual tactic is to say anybody that's not on board with the gay agenda (like social conservatives) are closeted gays

Sure. Makes total sense. It's exactly like the way that all racists are secretly black.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 01:15 PM (tLWGd)

82 Has Rick Wilson actually done anything before Never-Trump? According to Wiki, this is his entire "career" before Trump.

"Wilson entered the political arena by campaigning for Connie Mack during the 1988 Florida Senate election (so a coffee runner/phone banker? what exactly did you do?). Later, he served on George H. W. Bush's campaign as Florida field director (where? A bright red panhandle county? Also, we've seen the luminaries that Bernie Sanders employs as "field directors"). Wilson was also a presidential appointee to the Department of Defense under then Secretary of Defense Dick Cheney. (What position? Why is this so vague? Was he just an assistant that came along with the actual person of value?)
----
In 1994, Wilson joined a Florida media firm (what position?), where he (or his firm?) created Pollie-award winning ads (which one? we got youtube) for Rudolph Giuliani during the 1997 New York City mayoral election. In 1999 Wilson moved to New York City where he initially worked at City Hall (DOING WHAT?! Christ!), and then later campaigned for Giuliani during the 2000 New York Senate election (as chief coffee runner?)."

His political career stops at Giuliani's SENATE RUN!? He obviously has left his entire pre-Trump career as vague as possible. Wonder why that is.

Posted by: bif at March 19, 2020 01:15 PM (aiyac)

83 Rick Wilson s*cked my wang for $4.00

Posted by: Yo! at March 19, 2020 01:15 PM (uZuKb)

84 Hope to find out someday that some of this over the top COVID-EILEEN coverage was used to downplay some inconvenient collusion/deep state comeuppances. WHO CARES ABOUT SPYING WE'RE DYING HERE!

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 19, 2020 01:15 PM (/ZYFC)

85 He had a lot of tweets "joking" about sex with children, and how he's always tempted by all the enticing "jailbait" around him.
---
There's nothing weird about that.

Posted by: James Gunn at March 19, 2020 01:15 PM (kOpft)

86 No mention of GOP Rep Duncan Hunter being sentenced for his Federal felonies ? He was re-elected while under indictment

Posted by: Kurt at March 19, 2020 01:16 PM (AZjm5)

87 Second look at staking out over a fire ant mound and smearing with honey?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 19, 2020 01:14 PM (SchxB)

You won't need honey...ask me how I know.

Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2020 01:16 PM (X/Pw5)

88 Are you kidding me? That handsome, completely normal looking, um, man... can't get a date with an actual woman?

Not everyone can be as butch and manly as me.

Posted by: Rick Wilson at March 19, 2020 01:16 PM (T6t7i)

89 Yeah. Seven and nine years old.

Shoot him into the center of the sun.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2020 01:09 PM (mf5HN)


Second look at crucifixtion?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2020 01:16 PM (SgjGX)

90 Ars Technica used to be a really good Tech/IT guy site.

they are not, and have not been in a long time, a good site...they got woke.

Sort of like "Tom's Hardware" isn't that great anymore...

Posted by: USMC 8541 at March 19, 2020 01:16 PM (NmR1a)

91 Since this guy is so fond of pizza jokes, I have one.

Into the ovens with him!

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2020 01:13 PM (T6t7i)


I think he will discover prison pepperoni, involuntarily applied very soon. Prisoners don't like child molesters AT ALL.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2020 01:16 PM (XF4b8)

92 *reads Twitter stream*

Dude said "anime is for pedos" once. That's really f******g funny, dude. Anna, go kick his ass so hard he'll feel it next week.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 01:16 PM (W+kMI)

93 I have a beard and the same glasses as this fucker. I guess it's time for me to start shaving again.

Also, tell me physiognomy isn't real.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2020 01:17 PM (SgjGX)

94 Millstone, this guy's neck, a deep body of water.
One that has otters.

Posted by: ptschett at March 19, 2020 01:17 PM (uHE/j)

95 Shoot him into the center of the sun.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2020 01:09 PM (mf5HN)

Just shoot him.
Much more economical.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 19, 2020 01:17 PM (88+cf)

96 Afternoon, Horde. I've been away for a week or so and my come-back post was willowed (from the Juvenile Ape thread)
-------------------------------------------------
592 'Morning, Horde.

Just got back from my post-op follow-up appt. I was in the hospital Tue-Fri last week and just made it under the wire re: elective surgery.

Today was the first I've left the house since Monday. Monday all seemed normal (bank run and a quick grocery trip). Today, traffic was noticeably down and available parking spots were higher.

At the ortho practice, there were 2 other patients besides me and there's usually 12-18 patients in the waiting room.

Mrs IMG this morning: "Well, we have money, guns, ammo, a freezer full of meat, meds, and toilet paper. Anything else we should get while we're out?"
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 19, 2020 12:22 PM (di1hb)

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 19, 2020 01:17 PM (di1hb)

97 I thought this would be another instance of a 17yo "minor". But no, he was looking for 7 and 9 year olds.

The "prophet" Mo approves.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2020 01:17 PM (ZGrMX)

98 I've been waiting for evidence of PizzaGate being debunked. I won't hold my breath.
Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 01:06 PM (wumkW)


There's too much there there for pizzagate to be just a fevered conspiracy theory, made up by online trolls who wanted to stir up trouble.

We know there are pedos. We know several of them are/were "friends of Epstein." We know there's a heavy overlap with Clinton circle jerks. Podesta is perhaps the most prominent among them. We know Hollowwood has actual convicted pedos working at (or formerly working at) networks like Nickelodeon. We know there are guys like the supreme flake, Corey Feldman, who are being thwarted in their attempts to expose the west coast version of it. We know guys like Michael Huffington and Bryan Singer are in the middle of all that.

So how is it that some of these pizzagate messages are laughed off as crazy whacko conspiracy theory nonsense?

I don't think it'll stay that way for long, but we're still in the middle of toilet paper hoarding dopes in this country only believing what the media tells them.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 01:18 PM (hku12)

99 Remember when the idea of a large scale child sexual abuse ring was considered to be obviously insane?

It was right there in the FNM everywhere - right before Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2020 01:18 PM (WdocV)

100 Tater's show, "After Truth" premieres tonight on HBO. Bad timing.

Ace, you should live blog it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 19, 2020 01:18 PM (AD3JT)

101
Posted by: Kurt at March 19, 2020 01:16 PM (AZjm5)


Put that story above the fold on your blog, sport-o.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2020 01:18 PM (pNxlR)

102 He looks like perv out of central casting.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 19, 2020 01:18 PM (m/Gc2)

103 I spent an hour trying to track down Sarge the German Shepherd. Do you know how many people name their GSD's "Sarge"? A lot.

The only thing I figured out is he's from Ohio.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 19, 2020 01:19 PM (bGY3H)

104 I forgot, he had promised to bring up PizzaGate.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 19, 2020 01:19 PM (AD3JT)

105 Color me:Not Surprised.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at March 19, 2020 01:19 PM (gmSu9)

106 In my experience, no one jokes about having sex with children unless your having sex with children.

These people are sick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2020 01:19 PM (FVrDO)

107 Technically you would be dead long before you even reached the surface of the Sun.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:19 PM (Qf83p)

108 Ars Technica used to be a really good Tech/IT guy site.
they are not, and have not been in a long time, a good site...they got woke.

Sort of like "Tom's Hardware" isn't that great anymore...
Posted by: USMC 8541 at March 19, 2020 01:16 PM (NmR1a)
++++++++++++
Ars was go-to 10-15 years ago. They had some great articles.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 01:19 PM (hYcqw)

109 2 CV diagnoses connected to my office: first a food delivery person who came to the office a week ago, second, a person in the office's wife works with a group of people one of whom was diagnosed with CV.

Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2020 01:20 PM (ZfRYq)

110 Kurt, have the authorities contacted you yet concerning your proclivity for child pornography?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 01:20 PM (o2MD2)

111 Posted by: Kurt at March 19, 2020 01:16 PM (AZjm5)

Put that story above the fold on your blog, sport-o.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2020 01:18 PM (pNxlR)


Then Kurt can troll himself. It's not like he doesn't masturbate all of the time.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 19, 2020 01:20 PM (aS1PU)

112 ... shelter in place? I'm not a fucking kindergarten teacher waiting for the school shooter. Just blow his brains out. No jury with a woman on it would convict me, never mind a jury with a mother on it.

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2020 01:20 PM (cA5ay)

113 Kurt's mad that we're mocking the pedophile.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:20 PM (Qf83p)

114 98 I've been waiting for evidence of PizzaGate being debunked. I won't hold my breath.
Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 01:06 PM (wumkW)


There's too much there there for pizzagate to be just a fevered conspiracy theory, made up by online trolls who wanted to stir up trouble.

We know there are pedos. We know several of them are/were "friends of Epstein." We know there's a heavy overlap with Clinton circle jerks. Podesta is perhaps the most prominent among them. We know Hollowwood has actual convicted pedos working at (or formerly working at) networks like Nickelodeon. We know there are guys like the supreme flake, Corey Feldman, who are being thwarted in their attempts to expose the west coast version of it. We know guys like Michael Huffington and Bryan Singer are in the middle of all that.

So how is it that some of these pizzagate messages are laughed off as crazy whacko conspiracy theory nonsense?

I don't think it'll stay that way for long, but we're still in the middle of toilet paper hoarding dopes in this country only believing what the media tells them.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 01:18 PM (hku12)

It's also telling that of all the conspiracy theories out there, the NYT & WashPo both decided that they had to "debunk" Pizzagate. And that reddit would shut down pizzagate subreddits.

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2020 01:20 PM (Izzlo)

115

Crucifixion? Line on the left, one cross each...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at March 19, 2020 01:20 PM (m4x2V)

116 103 I spent an hour trying to track down Sarge the German Shepherd. Do you know how many people name their GSD's "Sarge"? A lot.

The only thing I figured out is he's from Ohio.
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A lot of cool dogs are from Ohio.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 01:20 PM (W+kMI)

117 Keep in mind we know Bill Clinton was a Epstein client and....crickets.

I'm sure Barr will get on that any day now....right?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2020 01:20 PM (WdocV)

118 "Shoot him into the center of the sun."

That's a lot of delta-V! Just plug him in the head instead.

Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 01:20 PM (eAZVt)

119 Technically you would be dead long before you even reached the surface of the Sun.

Posted by: eleven at March



kind of depends

Posted by: not so at March 19, 2020 01:21 PM (HALdu)

120 Second look at crucifixtion?
Posted by: Colorado Alex

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No.

Crucifixion should be reserved for Christ.

I can think of dozens of more proper ways for this pos to shuffle off his mortal coil.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 01:21 PM (Y4EXg)

121 Nurse seems to be ... ratcheting things up a notch. 3 in a row and an otter call

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at March 19, 2020 01:21 PM (gmSu9)

122
Those MIRROR UNIVERSE ___ posts come and go so quickly

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2020 01:21 PM (pNxlR)

123 Look at the guy's photo. It's nature's way of saying "STAY AWAY."

Now I have a question. Do we know for a fact that he was hitting on girls?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 01:21 PM (YqDXo)

124 Kurt is a pedophile.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2020 01:22 PM (j3npP)

125 Ccan we shoot him in the balls, first?


Sure, not like he'll be going anywhere.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 19, 2020 01:22 PM (SchxB)

126 Yeah. Seven and nine years old.

That's what he meant by "jailbait"? That's not even close to old enough for jailbait. Major red flag to me, nothing but harmless humor to his twitter homies, I'm sure.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 01:22 PM (jyVW0)

127 imagine that, the ones who most loudly proclaim their virtue are the deepest in vice. See also. Clintons, Obamas, DNC etc.

Posted by: There, I posted something today at March 19, 2020 01:22 PM (ljmGq)

128 Shoot him into the center of the sun.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2020 01:09 PM (mf5HN)

Just shoot him.
Much more economical.


Posted by: Roland THTG at March 19, 2020 01:17 PM (88+cf)

Let's compromise. Drop him off once we get the whole space tourism thing going. Far enough out for the vacuum, near and slow enough for reentry.

Posted by: James Gunn at March 19, 2020 01:22 PM (kOpft)

129 I can think of dozens of more proper ways for this pos to shuffle off his mortal coil.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 01:21 PM (Y4EXg)

If you have a tire and some gasoline, you are my kinda people!

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2020 01:22 PM (cA5ay)

130 Wouldn't it more fun to run him down with a pickup truck.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 19, 2020 01:22 PM (Q7YFR)

131 In my experience, no one jokes about having sex with children unless your having sex with children.

___

Hey now, I make jokes about everything, like having sex with kids AND hating conservatives.


hahah...funny right?

Posted by: Brian Singer at March 19, 2020 01:23 PM (WdocV)

132 Sort of like "Tom's Hardware" isn't that great anymore...

PC Perspective is pretty good, and the writers are varying degrees of not SJW (some of the jokes they make on the weekly podcast would definitely trigger the snowflakes). And AnandTech is still the king of too much detail (although it's also too many ads since they were bought out).

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2020 01:23 PM (ZGrMX)

133 Anyone want to get a Pizza to go? Are you under the age of....gawds, I just can't.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 01:23 PM (e284m)

134 Has Comet PingPong ever excellent explained their
secret members only highly encrypted menu online? Who would want a used
pizza for a discount? Who would want a pizza that is a couple of months
old for a discount?


Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 01:14 PM (wumkW)


Pizzagate is real. The crap these guys were doing out in the open is mind boggling. If it wasn't, why did they frantically cover it all up? I had a look at some of that encryption stuff. It was insane for a freaking pizza shop. Heck, why does a pizza shop have a section for member's login anyway?


My offices had access for clients to review confidential files, a lot of it IPO stuff for silicon valley. We were always signing NDA's. But never had to put this sort of thing in place.


And the "fan" IG pages were downright sick. Maybe it's just me, but it seems that people that "joke" about having sex with babies are already thinking about it way too much. Funny how it all tied in with the Podesta emails. So many coincidences.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 01:23 PM (8B6Ng)

135 Bah, off, unconvicted obvious pedo sock.

Posted by: Methos at March 19, 2020 01:23 PM (kOpft)

136 Okay, so I see I'm not the only one who read minor as jailbail and not SEVEN AND NINE YEAR OLD CHILDREN.

I mean, sure, technically they are minors but in this context, at least to me, minor carries the implications of dude do not hit on the 15 year old and not SEVEN AND NINE YEAR OLD CHILDREN.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2020 01:23 PM (mf5HN)

137
I can think of dozens of more proper ways for this pos to shuffle off his mortal coil.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 01:21 PM


how about a re-enactment of the chainsaw scene from Scarface?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2020 01:23 PM (hx3Q8)

138 No.

Crucifixion should be reserved for Christ.

I can think of dozens of more proper ways for this pos to shuffle off his mortal coil.
Posted by: Tonypete at March



uh, yeah, you do that, I want nothing to do with crucifying Jesus again.

Posted by: not so at March 19, 2020 01:23 PM (HALdu)

139 There's too much there there for pizzagate to be just a fevered conspiracy theory, made up by online trolls who wanted to stir up trouble.

We know there are pedos. We know several of them are/were "friends of Epstein." We know there's a heavy overlap with Clinton circle jerks. Podesta is perhaps the most prominent among them. We know Hollowwood has actual convicted pedos working at (or formerly working at) networks like Nickelodeon. We know there are guys like the supreme flake, Corey Feldman, who are being thwarted in their attempts to expose the west coast version of it. We know guys like Michael Huffington and Bryan Singer are in the middle of all that.

So how is it that some of these pizzagate messages are laughed off as crazy whacko conspiracy theory nonsense?

I don't think it'll stay that way for long, but we're still in the middle of toilet paper hoarding dopes in this country only believing what the media tells them.
Posted by: BurtTC

__________________

I know this is completely taboo to say and I know not everyone is in this camp, but I really think sexual deviancy doesn't stay one lane.

Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2020 01:23 PM (Wffd2)

140 Well, looks like WFH turning into day drinking

Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2020 01:23 PM (ZfRYq)

141 Now I have a question. Do we know for a fact that he was hitting on girls?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 01:21 PM (YqDXo)


Yeah, he was convicted by a jury.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2020 01:24 PM (XF4b8)

142 I spent an hour trying to track down Sarge the German Shepherd.



Our last GSD was called, "Gunnar" gone 5 years now. I still miss him.



Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2020 01:24 PM (gmo/4)

143 but I really think sexual deviancy doesn't stay one lane.
___

You don't say?

Posted by: Some drag queen performing with a 9 year old girl at March 19, 2020 01:25 PM (WdocV)

144 Work from home drinking > Drinking while at work

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2020 01:25 PM (eYpDT)

145 Looks more like a walnut sauce guy to me.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 19, 2020 01:25 PM (COzlW)

146 >>>I was going to ask if it was pedophilia or, say, at 15 year old because underage but past puberty is very different than pedophilia.

Any sexual preference that strongly prefers something less mature than an adult fully developed partner is not "very different" than pedophilia. Different, but not very different.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 19, 2020 01:25 PM (Y6UV7)

147 Fat gingers get no love.

Posted by: JAS at March 19, 2020 01:25 PM (2BZBZ)

148 Bayer donates 3,000,000 tablets of anti-malarial drug to Covid-19 effort.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2020 01:26 PM (oVJmc)

149 Our last GSD was called, "Gunnar" gone 5 years now. I still miss him.
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I suggested Gunnar as a name for my son. Wife said no.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 19, 2020 01:26 PM (Q7YFR)

150 145. Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2020 01:26 PM (eYpDT)

151 Huh. Imagine that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 19, 2020 01:26 PM (b38Xl)

152 Crucifixion should be reserved for Christ.

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If only...

Posted by: Spartacus at March 19, 2020 01:26 PM (kOpft)

153 osted by: bif at March 19, 2020 01:15 PM (aiyac)

EXCELLENT parsing.

Reminds me of Neil deAss Tyson. Equally undistinguished, equally prominent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 01:26 PM (YqDXo)

154 I've been waiting for evidence of PizzaGate being debunked. I won't hold my breath.

As soon as we solve the MGM shooting...

Posted by: FBI Las Vegas at March 19, 2020 01:26 PM (xSo9G)

155 This is why I think James Gunn shouldn't be trusted.
Posted by: WOPR at March 19, 2020 01:15 PM (q41Tt)


No, he shouldn't. I suspect Gunn was more on the receiving ends of things, when he was younger. Guys like him get their way greased into the Hollowwood culture... and with that youthful face of his, I don't doubt he knows a thing or two.

So... whether his desires lean that way or not, his jokes suggest some familiarity with the culture. And his return to "acceptable" work in that town suggests... something.

Has he threatened to talk?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 01:27 PM (hku12)

156 The nine year old made me get my sidecutters, and the seven year old made me get my blowtorch. OK, where is he?

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2020 01:27 PM (ABjxW)

157 Bayer donates 3,000,000 tablets of anti-malarial drug to Covid-19 effort.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2020 01:26 PM (oVJmc)


That's much better than what they sold during WW2....


Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2020 01:27 PM (gmo/4)

158 I suggested Gunnar as a name for my son. Wife said no.


Never go full Nelson.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:27 PM (Qf83p)

159 Remember when Mel Gibson was drummed out of Hollywood for calling a cop Sugar Tits?


And yet Singer, Polanski, etc are all a-ok....

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2020 01:27 PM (WdocV)

160 Have fun in prison, lowlife.

Posted by: Chris W at March 19, 2020 01:27 PM (Y9uNK)

161 99 Remember when the idea of a large scale child sexual abuse ring was considered to be obviously insane?

It was right there in the FNM everywhere - right before Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
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Absolutely correct, they were full of denial and scorn, and then Epstein didn't kill himself because no one saw him not break his own neck. Then, suddenly, an embarrassed silence only broken by crickets chirping "Alex Jones was right."

Now here's this bastard as Example #2. He'd better watch out, he might get a bad case of suicide himself. For this person "bumped a hardcase con and got shivved" counts as suicide.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 01:27 PM (W+kMI)

162 Yeah, he was convicted by a jury.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2020 01:24 PM (XF4b


OK, thanks. Just checking in, and hadn't yet read the background article(s).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 01:27 PM (YqDXo)

163 Oh, Ireland. Here's some Wuhan Lung AIDS levity for you:
"Woman discovers bar of soap she's been washing her hands with for days is block of cheese"
https://tinyurl.com/tde6u4u

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (hYcqw)

164 Seen on the internet:My wife's
brother retired and picked up a part time job at Cabela's. He told me
they're opening an hour early tomorrow morning. I said isn't that nice,
letting the old fogies shop first in a nice clean store. He said Hell
No, we're opening early because gun sales are through the roof.

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (3aI0K)

165 I've been waiting for evidence of PizzaGate being debunked. I won't hold my breath.




so, evidence that something did not happen?

Posted by: not so at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (HALdu)

166 I quick digression: Jewish Leaders in the century before Jesus were really big on crucifying political enemies.

Posted by: JAS at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (2BZBZ)

167 Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 01:23 PM (8B6Ng)

Yep. All that evidence and much more proving PizzaGate. 4 years later, the evidence and networks being exposed have grown. Not one piece of credible evidence against it.

Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (wumkW)

168 AtC : I say let's kill him.
Tonypete:Let's have tea first.
Bander: Oh, stop your whining. First we kill him, then we have biscuts and tea.
Tonypete: No biscuts. Let's just kill him already.
AtC; Alright, alright. First we kill him, then we have tea.
Three-Headed Knight: (All Three) Right.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (d7Ww2)

169 What a disgusting lump of goo. He and his ilk deserve a bullet through the brain and then be dumped in an unmarked grave.

Posted by: Cheri at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (oiNtH)

170 Mrs IMG this morning: "Well, we have money, guns, ammo, a freezer full of meat, meds, and toilet paper. Anything else we should get while we're out?"
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

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Wow, you've got a keeper there IMG! Glad you're doing well.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (Y4EXg)

171 Looking up his picture - James Gunn kind of looks like a more feminine Rachel Maddow

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (WdocV)

172 *rubs chubby little hands together* This sounds like my kinda guy!

Posted by: Dick Wilson at March 19, 2020 01:29 PM (EgshT)

173 157 Bayer donates 3,000,000 tablets of anti-malarial drug to Covid-19 effort.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2020 01:26 PM (oVJmc)


That's much better than what they sold during WW2....


Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2020 01:27 PM (gmo/4)

I was hoping Merkel wasn't going to say they have a lot of Bayer product in storage from decades ago.

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2020 01:29 PM (ABjxW)

174 Soliciting minors online for sex, or soliciting minors for sex on line?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: socalcon at March 19, 2020 01:29 PM (Roy2Z)

175 159 Remember when Mel Gibson was drummed out of Hollywood for calling a cop Sugar Tits?


And yet Singer, Polanski, etc are all a-ok...
----------------------
And yet Mel makes movies people remember. Its a crying shame.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 19, 2020 01:29 PM (Q7YFR)

176 168: fuck the tea. let's kill this fucker and round up the rest.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 01:29 PM (KP5rU)

177 Any sexual preference that strongly prefers something less mature than an adult fully developed partner is not "very different" than pedophilia. Different, but not very different.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 19, 2020 01:25 PM (Y6UV7)



If you think that someone wanting to have sex with a 15 year old is not very different than someone wanting to have sex with a 7 year old, then fine.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2020 01:30 PM (mf5HN)

178 Made my grocery run this morning - no TP (of course), no paper products at all, no can goods other than, weirdly, canned tomatoes, no chicken, no frozen vegetables or pizzas - but they did have water, and they had bread - so I guess its going to be like the Navy Brig at the Boswell household this weekend.

Oh they had liquor at the liquor store next door! So, I'm cool.

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2020 01:30 PM (32YRo)

179 Paedos are so trendy right now.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 19, 2020 01:30 PM (6/uwW)

180 He had a lot of tweets "joking" about sex with children, and how he's always tempted by all the enticing "jailbait" around him.

Srsly, who here has EVER joked about having sex with children? Or being tempted by all the enticing "jailbait" around him?

We joke about a lot of things, but I doubt anyone here has ever joked about that. Largely because it wouldn't even occur to a normal person.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 01:30 PM (YqDXo)

181 FBI: 300% spike in gun buy checks, huge backlogs, shutdown threatened

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)

182 I am still wondering why my phone's PDF viewer app is giving me coronavirus updates.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2020 01:31 PM (QrImU)

183 163 Oh, Ireland. Here's some Wuhan Lung AIDS levity for you:
"Woman discovers bar of soap she's been washing her hands with for days is block of cheese"
https://tinyurl.com/tde6u4u

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (hYcqw)

That woman has a future in politics.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2020 01:31 PM (j3npP)

184 I quick digression: Jewish Leaders in the century before Jesus were really big on crucifying political enemies.


Posted by: JAS at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (2BZBZ)

Yeah, that's the ticket

Posted by: The Roman Empire at March 19, 2020 01:31 PM (kOpft)

185 AtC : I say let's kill him.
Tonypete:Let's have tea first.
Bander: Oh, stop your whining. First we kill him, then we have biscuts and tea.
Tonypete: No biscuts. Let's just kill him already.
AtC; Alright, alright. First we kill him, then we have tea.
Three-Headed Knight: (All Three) Right.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (d7Ww2)



What I am getting out of that is I get tea so yay!


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2020 01:31 PM (mf5HN)

186 I will be a sad day for human civilization when they add the P to LGBTQWTF. We all know it's coming.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2020 01:31 PM (xfb67)

187 Technically you would be dead long before you even reached the surface of the Sun.

There's no rush getting there. A nice, slow increase in temperature so as not to overwhelm him.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 01:31 PM (EYsyU)

188 CNN: providing answers to the questions you never asked ...
Buying a gun isn't the answer to coronavirus

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)

189 If you think that someone wanting to have sex with a 15 year old is not very different than someone wanting to have sex with a 7 year old, then fine.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2020 01:30 PM (mf5HN)


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 01:32 PM (YqDXo)

190 Why is it that so many of these scumbag short eyes are so obvious about it and get away with it for so long?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

191 117 Keep in mind we know Bill Clinton was a Epstein client and....crickets.

I'm sure Barr will get on that any day now....right?
====
Barr is prosecuting the supposed LEOs that let it happen and deleted the video evidence. Sadly, if the chief accused-turned- state's witness is dead the case goes down the crapper.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 01:32 PM (W+kMI)

192 168 AtC : I say let's kill him.
Tonypete:Let's have tea first.
Bander: Oh, stop your whining. First we kill him, then we have biscuts and tea.
Tonypete: No biscuts. Let's just kill him already.
AtC; Alright, alright. First we kill him, then we have tea.
Three-Headed Knight: (All Three) Right.
Posted by: nurse ratched

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I do believe you've captured the essence of our personalities. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 01:32 PM (Y4EXg)

193 Why am I not surprised ?

Probably a lot more out there, he was just careless.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 19, 2020 01:32 PM (zlgJP)

194 I guarantee you, that Chunk Ugly of The Young Jerks is a child molester too. He just hasn't been caught yet.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 01:32 PM (o2MD2)

195 165 I've been waiting for evidence of PizzaGate being debunked. I won't hold my breath.




so, evidence that something did not happen?
Posted by: not so at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (HALdu)

Evidence that defense attorneys would have to present in a court of law besides name calling and using the word debunked without contrary evidence and facts.

Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 01:32 PM (wumkW)

196 Speaking of Alex Jones, I'm amused to remember when he was the left's *favorite* conservative.

Jones got a national presence for attacking the WoT and spreading the kind of rumors you would otherwise find at DemocratUnderground or DailyKos.


Hell, they cast Jones as the truth telling guy the government throws into the back of a van in A Scanner Darkly because they liked him so much.


But once Obama got elected they didn't care about the WoT anymore so now he's that crazy gay frog guy to the left.


Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2020 01:32 PM (WdocV)

197 ere's some Wuhan Lung AIDS levity for you:
"Woman discovers bar of soap she's been washing her hands with for days is block of cheese"
https://tinyurl.com/tde6u4u

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March



which explains why the irish pizza she made tasted shitty.

Posted by: not so at March 19, 2020 01:32 PM (HALdu)

198 I quick digression: Jewish Leaders in the century before Jesus were really big on crucifying political enemies.

Posted by: JAS at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (2BZBZ)

Pretty sure that was a Roman thing more than a Jewish one, but yeah. Most leaders back then weren't terribly nice.

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2020 01:32 PM (cA5ay)

199 Dr.Pizza

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2020 01:32 PM (KNsKs)

200 Never ever forget that Harvey Milk, gay messiah and Ultimate Hero Icon of the left, who has a freakin' terminal at SF airport named after him, and who is lionized in legally mandated "LGBT" curriculum in schools coast-to-coast, lived a pedophile lifestyle of luring early-teen runaway boys to his lair, "seducing" them (with drugs, then "living with" them (i.e. keeping them as sex slaves), until he got bored and kicked this one out to be replaced by another. Over and over for years.

Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (N9G0H)

201 "so, evidence that something did not happen?"

There was plenty of evidence that is really weird. They just waved it away, and never explained it. I mean, they successfully made it through the "justice system", but that doesn't mean they aren't guilty. The Democrats are protecting them.

Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (eAZVt)

202 why are all of the SJWs preverts and scumbags
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 01:03 PM
~~

They wear their 'social justice warrior'-ing as a cloak of invisibility.

Posted by: socalcon at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (Roy2Z)

203 So how is it that some of these pizzagate messages are laughed off as crazy whacko conspiracy theory nonsense?

I don't think it'll stay that way for long, but we're still in the middle of toilet paper hoarding dopes in this country only believing what the media tells them.
Posted by: BurtTC

__________________

I know this is completely taboo to say and I know not everyone is in this camp, but I really think sexual deviancy doesn't stay one lane.
Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2020 01:23 PM (Wffd2)


Those at the top of the food chain, yeah. I think they consume whatever "inspires" them.

My belief has always been, when Trump made his "grab her p*ssy" comment, he was talking about something much deeper, even though nobody wants to hear it.

Power means you can get away with whatever you want.

Do you want a beautiful adult woman? She's yours! All you have to do is reach out and grab it.

But what happens when that gets boring?

Well, there are all sorts of taboos, and the longer you are around, the more you indulge your wildest fantasies, the more you need something... different.

Why, it's almost like a sacred, monogamous relationship between a man and a woman was a good idea.

Or something.

Almost.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (hku12)

204 183 163 Oh, Ireland. Here's some Wuhan Lung AIDS levity for you:
"Woman discovers bar of soap she's been washing her hands with for days is block of cheese"
https://tinyurl.com/tde6u4u

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (hYcqw)

That woman has a future in politics.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2020 01:31 PM (j3npP)


She needs to hit the lecture circuit to educate us on "climate change." She's perfect, and well-qualified.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (YqDXo)

205 DrPizza didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (ATCV4)

206 For Catholics and anyone else interested:

The Holy Father has requested that the entire Catholic world pray the rosary today, Thursday March 19, the Solemnity of St. Joseph, for the intention of everyone affected by the COVID-19 epidemic.

The Pope will begin at 9 PM Rome time which is 4 PM EST here in the Diocese of Trenton.

Domestic Church radio will lead a broadcast of the rosary at 4 PM EST: WFJS 1260 AM and 89.3 FM; WGN 1580 AM; WSMJ 91.9 FM

Posted by: IrishEi at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (sGotD)

207 We joke about a lot of things, but I doubt anyone here has ever joked about that. Largely because it wouldn't even occur to a normal person.

Yeah its one thing to joke about a 16 year old girl but joking about wanting sex with a 7 or 9 year old??? Who even thinks about that, or thinks its funny?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

208 If you think that someone wanting to have sex with a 15 year old is not very different than someone wanting to have sex with a 7 year old, then fine.

I'm 15. Times 3. Plus a couple.

Close enough ?

Posted by: We Are All Going To Die at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (71st6)

209 "I guarantee you, that Chunk Ugly of The Young Jerks is a child molester too. He just hasn't been caught yet."

He's a moslem, right? They usually go after Christian girls.

Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 01:34 PM (eAZVt)

210 "You have a lot of people now who are at home, normally they're not,
cabin fever sets in and you have a crowded environment," he said.
"Fake news from CNN is not a good mix."

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2020 01:34 PM (3aI0K)

211
Evidence that defense attorneys would have to present in a court of law besides name calling and using the word debunked without contrary evidence and facts.
Posted by: it begins... at March




so you want to make them show they are innocent? no sure that is the way we want things to work.

Posted by: not so at March 19, 2020 01:34 PM (HALdu)

212 Kidding on the square!

I've been trying to remember that damn phrase forever!


Ace, my personal thesaurus.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 01:34 PM (SENHs)

213 Over and over for years.

Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (N9G0H)

The more you see his name, the easier reminding people of it gets.

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2020 01:34 PM (cA5ay)

214 Sadly, if the chief accused-turned- state's witness is dead the case goes down the crapper.

***


Remember when Wray raided Epstein's island?

Remember Epstein's accomplice is still theoretically alive?

If Barr wanted to do something about this he could...but he's not.





Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2020 01:34 PM (WdocV)

215 Power means you can get away with whatever you want.

Do you want a beautiful adult woman? She's yours! All you have to do is reach out and grab it.

But what happens when that gets boring?

Well, there are all sorts of taboos, and the longer you are around, the more you indulge your wildest fantasies, the more you need something... different.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (hku12)


Ah, the "Tiberius effect."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 01:34 PM (YqDXo)

216
Just saw that the cops in Palm Springs, CA say people are starting to call to report their neighbors for coughing and sneezing.

And the Frogs are going full jack booted thug enforcing the lockdowns. They jumped some woman who wasn't maintaining proper 6' distance or something. When accused of brutality, the gendarmes threatened to quit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2020 01:34 PM (rCwaK)

217 We joke about a lot of things, but I doubt anyone here has ever joked about that. Largely because it wouldn't even occur to a normal person.
---------------------
Reading 'The Last Picture Show' and just finished the chapter where Billy the Idiot gets laid after all the boys, except Sonny, were fucking a heifer. Is this something we shouldn't talk about cuz Texas? Sonny is fucking his coaches wife and likes it.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 19, 2020 01:34 PM (Q7YFR)

218 Grilled soap sandwiches suck BTW.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:35 PM (Qf83p)

219 I know this is completely taboo to say and I know not everyone is in this camp, but I really think sexual deviancy doesn't stay one lane.

I agree, its like the detective novel that asserts that burglars don't kill or an episode of Criminal Minds where they insist that psychos always follow a certain pattern.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

220 You all sound happy today. Is there something good that happened while I've been working?

Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2020 01:35 PM (uLuPn)

221 Kidding on the square!

I've been trying to remember that damn phrase forever!


Ace, my personal thesaurus.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



Dude's a Galaxy Brain.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:35 PM (Qf83p)

222 I hate you people for making me defend Bubba Clintoon.

But some serious reporters have looked into it for years and found bupkis. One of them was just on TuCa fairly recently. Bupkis. No, we do not "know" he was a "client" of Epsteins. Not that kind of client, anyway. The people who tried to nail him on it *wanted* to nail him on it. And they couldn't. Think about it.

Not saying he's innocent, but at this point in time there is zero evidence he is guilty.

Now don't make me defend him again.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 01:35 PM (KxVoZ)

223 "so, evidence that something did not happen?"

There was plenty of evidence that is really weird. They just waved it away, and never explained it. I mean, they successfully made it through the "justice system", but that doesn't mean they aren't guilty. The Democrats are protecting them.
Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (eAZVt)


Prosecutors and judges.

They have "interests" too.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 01:35 PM (hku12)

224 "Yeah its one thing to joke about a 16 year old girl but joking about wanting sex with a 7 or 9 year old??? Who even thinks about that, or thinks its funny?"

He's just pushing the boundaries, see? Ha ha ha! The Left is fucking evil.

Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 01:36 PM (eAZVt)

225
May he get Chinese Lung AIDS of the colon. Delivered by large hot beef injection of a 250 pound dude named Lemonjello.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 01:36 PM (pS94+)

226 The Holy Father has requested that the entire Catholic world pray the rosary today, Thursday March 19, the Solemnity of St. Joseph, for the intention of everyone affected by the COVID-19 epidemic.

So he finally gets around to it, eh?



Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 01:36 PM (kgQKM)

227 "You have a lot of people now who are at home, normally they're not,

cabin fever sets in and you have a crowded environment," he said.

"Racially tinged statements from the Chinese Communist Party are not a good mix."

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2020 01:36 PM (3aI0K)

228 Oooops. Levity article was in Irish Post, but idiot was in Washington State. It pays to read past the headline, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 01:36 PM (hYcqw)

229 If you think that someone wanting to have sex with a 15 year old is not very different than someone wanting to have sex with a 7 year old, then fine.


Obviously there has to be some acknowledged difference between wanting to fuck Jon Benet Ramsey and wanting to fuck Traci Lords circa 1984.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2020 01:36 PM (oVJmc)

230 know this is completely taboo to say and I know not everyone is in this camp, but I really think sexual deviancy doesn't stay one lane.

I agree, its like the detective novel that asserts that burglars don't kill or an episode of Criminal Minds where they insist that psychos always follow a certain pattern.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March




sure, then what is your def of deviency?

Posted by: not so at March 19, 2020 01:36 PM (HALdu)

231 Pretty sure that was a Roman thing more than a Jewish one, but yeah. Most leaders back then weren't terribly nice.
___

Hell at one point the Romans crucified dogs for "criminal negligence".

Most America elected officials certainly wouldn't have lasted very long in that culture....

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2020 01:36 PM (WdocV)

232 222
But it's the seriousness of the charge.......

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 01:37 PM (o2MD2)

233 >>And the Frogs are going full jack booted thug enforcing the lockdowns.


Won't help.

Those people are filthy and they are inundated with 7th Century Migrants.

Europe is about to get a severe lesson in the merits of Nationalized Healthcare.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 01:37 PM (x7mh6)

234 146
Any sexual preference that strongly prefers something less mature than an adult fully developed partner is not "very different" than pedophilia. Different, but not very different.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 19, 2020 01:25 PM (Y6UV7)
----------------------------
Um, no.
It IS very different --- which is no way absolves anyone of preying on minors.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2020 01:37 PM (M/9m0)

235 "Racially tinged statements from the Chinese Communist Party are not a good mix."

But constantly puking violent and hateful statements about the President and his voters, totally reasonable and proper all day long in every circumstance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

236 >>> If you think that someone wanting to have sex with a 15 year old is not very different than someone wanting to have sex with a 7 year old, then fine.

I didn't say that Alex. I was wondering who the first to conflate preferring immature sexual partners into simply being sexually attracted to them would be. Now I know.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 19, 2020 01:38 PM (Y6UV7)

237 >> Kidding on the square!


I think he meant Circle Gets the Square.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 01:38 PM (x7mh6)

238 Delivered by large hot beef injection of a 250 pound dude named Lemonjello.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2020 01:36 PM (pS94+)

It's Le MON.

Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2020 01:38 PM (X/Pw5)

239 200 Never ever forget that Harvey Milk, gay messiah and Ultimate Hero Icon of the left, who has a freakin' terminal at SF airport named after him, [...]

Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (N9G0H)


And a future US Navy ship.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 19, 2020 01:38 PM (DTX3h)

240 Europe is about to get a severe lesson in the merits of Nationalized Healthcare.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 01:37 PM (x7mh6)
++++++++++++++
And open borders. And cultural self-loathing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 01:38 PM (hYcqw)

241 My belief has always been, when Trump made his "grab her p*ssy" comment,
he was talking about something much deeper, even though nobody wants to
hear it.



Power means you can get away with whatever you want.

---
I don't know. I just thought he meant it's nice to be rich enough to afford minders who will filter out the women that are going to waste your time.

Posted by: Methos at March 19, 2020 01:38 PM (kOpft)

242 Peter Not So Bright

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 19, 2020 01:39 PM (aNkIJ)

243 Energy Department
@ENERGY
BREAKING: Department of Energy Executes On Direction Of President Trump, Announces Solicitation To Purchase Crude Oil For The SPR To Provide Relief To American Energy Industry

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 19, 2020 01:39 PM (aNkIJ)

244 If you think that someone wanting to have sex with a 15 year old is not very different than someone wanting to have sex with a 7 year old, then fine.

Agree strongly with AtC (which, come to think of it, is just a wise course of action). Seven years old is a child, a whole different species, not even related to us. An attraction seems inconceivable and alien.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 01:40 PM (Wd55D)

245 If anyone looks at that "guy" and doesn't immediately think pedo, something is wrong with you.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2020 01:40 PM (pw+jk)

246 Is there a term for just recognizing that teenage girls are super pretty and nice to look at, without wanting to actually have sex with them? I mean from an aesthetic perspective, not a predatory one?

Only an ass would not notice that the cheerleaders at high school are pretty. I'd say its suspicious and wrong to pretend otherwise. It would be like denying that a flower or a mountain scene is beautiful just out of some sense that one ought not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

247 Sex is a stupid thing to let determine the course of your life, especiall if it ruins it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2020 01:40 PM (xfb67)

248 Bayer donates 3,000,000 tablets of anti-malarial drug to Covid-19 effort.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2020 01:26 PM (oVJmc)


That's much better than what they sold during WW2....


Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2020 01:27 PM (gmo/4)

Let's let bygones be bygones, shall we ?

Posted by: Bayer, cringing at March 19, 2020 01:40 PM (zr5Kq)

249 Yeah, the Shocked-Face Store called, and they're out of....me.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 19, 2020 01:40 PM (dfRN6)

250 I know this is completely taboo to say and I know not everyone is in this camp, but I really think sexual deviancy doesn't stay one lane.
Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2020 01:23 PM (Wffd2)


Not that crazy. My observation of "kinky" folks over the years is that many, if not most of them, are driven by something else which manifests itself in their desire for weird sex. It's basically compensating for whatever their real issues are.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2020 01:40 PM (SgjGX)

251 Breaking911 @Breaking911
1m
BREAKING: US State Dept expected to raise travel advisory worldwide to Level 4: 'Do Not Travel' -- the highest level

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 19, 2020 01:41 PM (aNkIJ)

252 If anyone looks at that "guy" and doesn't immediately think pedo, something is wrong with you.

Yeah you know that kids around him just knew he wasn't right and avoided him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:41 PM (KZzsI)

253 Let's let bygones be bygones, shall we ?
Posted by: Bayer, cringing



YOU STARTED IT!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:41 PM (Qf83p)

254 214 Sadly, if the chief accused-turned- state's witness is dead the case goes down the crapper.

***


Remember when Wray raided Epstein's island?

Remember Epstein's accomplice is still theoretically alive?

If Barr wanted to do something about this he could...but he's not.
=========
Again, sadly, all the suspects have lawyered up and getting them will be like peeling a baseball-sized onion. Epstein would've finked on all of them in return for a reduced sentence if he hadn't been murdered in his cell by syndicate hit men who delivered payoffs to the warden and guards before making sure Epstein committed suicide.




Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 01:41 PM (W+kMI)

255 207 We joke about a lot of things, but I doubt anyone here has ever joked about that. Largely because it wouldn't even occur to a normal person.

Yeah its one thing to joke about a 16 year old girl but joking about wanting sex with a 7 or 9 year old??? Who even thinks about that, or thinks its funny?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)


Yep. I think normal guys nowadays assiduously avoid being around any young children under any ambiguous circumstances. Suppose you saw an apparently lost child crying in a mall? Would you approach the kid? Or ask a passing woman to do so?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 01:41 PM (YqDXo)

256 I don't know who is putting up the animal rescue videos in the sidebar but whoever you are, consider yourself hugged.

Posted by: creeper at March 19, 2020 01:42 PM (XxJt1)

257 FREAKSHOW!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 19, 2020 01:42 PM (wtvvX)

258 No travel? Does that include going to work?

Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2020 01:42 PM (uLuPn)

259 >>> Um, no.
It IS very different --- which is no way absolves anyone of preying on minors.

Making a sexual advance on a 15yo girl as an adult man is preying on a minor.

Regardless again. Being sexually attracted to a 15yo is not the same as preferring 15yos as sexual partners. The former is completely normal the latter is evidence that you *want* sexual immaturity in your sexual partners, which is a difference in degree from pedophilia.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 19, 2020 01:42 PM (Y6UV7)

260
My belief has always been, when Trump made his "grab her p*ssy" comment,

he was talking about something much deeper, even though nobody wants to

hear it.





Power means you can get away with whatever you want.

===
FFS. Again, Trump said "They let you grab them by the pussy."
Key word "LET" and that means there are always goldiggers, sluts, and whores mostly in Pervywood which he was referencing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2020 01:42 PM (pw+jk)

261 That's much better than what they sold during WW2....

"All Germans have to join in solidarity like we did during the Nazi Regime!"
--Angela Merkel

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

262 Sex is a stupid thing to let determine the course of your life, especiall if it ruins it.


Oh, now you tell me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 01:43 PM (gd9RK)

263 Work from home drinking > Drinking while at work
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2020 01:25 PM (eYpDT)
---------
Just saying, the bar seems to be opening up earlier...

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 19, 2020 01:43 PM (/ZYFC)

264 Bayer donates 3 bazillion canisters of Zyklon B. Left over from WW@ but it has an indefinite shelf life.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 01:44 PM (o2MD2)

265 246 Is there a term for just recognizing that teenage girls are super pretty and nice to look at, without wanting to actually have sex with them? I mean from an aesthetic perspective, not a predatory one?

Only an ass would not notice that the cheerleaders at high school are pretty. I'd say its suspicious and wrong to pretend otherwise. It would be like denying that a flower or a mountain scene is beautiful just out of some sense that one ought not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Ephebophile is the technical term.

Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2020 01:44 PM (N9G0H)

266 And a future US Navy ship.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

Re Harvey Milk (spit) - just a very small quibble:

The ship will not be a warship (USS) but rather a Military Sealift Command ship (USNS). A replenishment oiler, of all things.

Navy types are sensitive to such designations.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 01:44 PM (Y4EXg)

267 Suppose you saw an apparently lost child crying in a mall? Would you approach the kid? Or ask a passing woman to do so?

The older I get, the more comfortable with the idea I get because I think granpa comforting a little kid is less creepy looking and suspicious than tubby bearded ginger creep, for example.

But yeah, it gives me pause to even think about it these days and I hate it. Because when I was a kid, I knew I could turn to any adult for help and they would gladly give it, even a hug. Now you worry about people taking pictures.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

268
I didn't say that Alex. I was wondering who the first to conflate preferring immature sexual partners into simply being sexually attracted to them would be. Now I know.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 19, 2020 01:38 PM (Y6UV7)


Oh, you didn't say the following:

Any sexual preference that strongly prefers something less mature than an adult fully developed partner is not "very different" than pedophilia. Different, but not very different.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 19, 2020 01:25 PM (Y6UV7)


I'm sorry, mayhap I am being dimmer than usual, but the two statements of yours I have quoted to do not align in the least.

Whatever clear point it is that you thought you made, you did not.

Namaste.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2020 01:44 PM (mf5HN)

269 Never ever forget that Harvey Milk, gay messiah and Ultimate Hero Icon of the left, who has a freakin' terminal at SF airport named after him, [...]

Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (N9G0H)

And a future US Navy ship.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 19, 2020 01:38 PM (DTX3h)


And a postage stamp.

Posted by: AF at March 19, 2020 01:45 PM (RsPQq)

270 "All Germans have to join in solidarity like we did during the Nazi Regime!"
--Angela Merkel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

She is really weird to make a statement like that. It is a hard one to square. One, I think people say stupid shit under stress. Two, I think she sees herself much more as a Globalist than as a cultural and historical German.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2020 01:45 PM (QrImU)

271 Are the Italians still hugging Chinks to demonstrate their virtue? Is that still a thing?

Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 19, 2020 01:45 PM (Q7YFR)

272 #216: The French wrote the book on police brutality. If they ever get told to get it on like Donkey Kong, look out.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2020 01:45 PM (REzs5)

273 My belief has always been, when Trump made his "grab her p*ssy" comment, he was talking about something much deeper, even though nobody wants to
hear it.

Power means you can get away with whatever you want.

---
I don't know. I just thought he meant it's nice to be rich enough to afford minders who will filter out the women that are going to waste your time.
Posted by: Methos at March 19, 2020 01:38 PM (kOpft)


I suppose that's part of it, but not really what Trump was addressing. As many have noted, the full quote from Trump was not just "grab her p*ssy," but also something of a dismissal of it, for himself.

So the overall point being, if you are rich and powerful enough, you can indulge your fantasies. If you want.

And the smorgasbord of fantasies is available to the very rich and very powerful, at ever wider options, the higher you get.

To those who need "evidence," I suppose if you want to convict somebody of a crime, you're going to need more than just Clinton's couple dozen trips to pedo island.

Thankfully though, I'm not a prosecutor. That's enough for me to convict.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 01:45 PM (hku12)

274 Animals are great. Most people suck.

Here an example. I have a friend who told me he went to the supermarket looking for a few rolls of paper towel. He found one at a store and went to another to find a few more. There was an old lady standing in the next store by the empty section. She told him I'm only one person, I just need a roll and every day they're gone. Do you know that son of a bitch told the lady to wait right there, ran out to his car and gave that woman the one roll he found? He said she almost cried. Over a rioll of paper towel.

I told him I'm gunna kiss him on the mouth next time I see him. He said, hopefully that won't be for a long time. Lol.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 19, 2020 01:45 PM (bGY3H)

275 I like the animal sidebar videos too. But what we need are more how to machine shop videos. I spend hours and hours watching them. Addicted to method and means.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 01:45 PM (o2MD2)

276 Ephebophile is the technical term.

No, that connotes sexual desire, it means people who want to have sex with 14-17 year olds. You can appreciate and enjoy something without wanting to sex it up. I love how a forest looks in the fall, that doesn't mean I want to stick it in a knothole.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

277 That's much better than what they sold during WW2....

"All Germans have to join in solidarity like we did during the Nazi Regime!"
--Angela Merkel


====

I knew a thousand year reich is just around the corner !

Posted by: Loitering hitler watching from Argentinian cave, patting Blondi VIII head at March 19, 2020 01:46 PM (zr5Kq)

278 I don't think anyone has legitimately mistaken a 7 year old for an 18 year old,

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 01:46 PM (2DOZq)

279 And a postage stamp.

What's a postage stamp?

Posted by: Tide Pod at March 19, 2020 01:46 PM (gd9RK)

280 251 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1m
BREAKING: US State Dept expected to raise travel advisory worldwide to Level 4: 'Do Not Travel' -- the highest level
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 19, 2020 01:41 PM (aNkIJ)

Next, Ludicrous Speed!

Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 01:46 PM (QE8X6)

281 Nothin' better than a little tenderoni!

Posted by: Dick Wilson at March 19, 2020 01:46 PM (EgshT)

282 258 No travel? Does that include going to work?
Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2020 01:42 PM (uLuPn)

I guess it means *I* won't be going to work, since I work at the airport.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2020 01:46 PM (Ez6QX)

283
Well, hell. Prince Albert of Monaco has Chinese WuFlu, and he just met with Prince Chuckles a few days ago. He's the son of Grace Kelly, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2020 01:46 PM (rCwaK)

284 Animals are great. Most people suck.



==


Ja, Ja.

Posted by: Loitering hitler watching from Argentinian cave, patting Blondi VIII head at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (zr5Kq)

285 211
Evidence that defense attorneys would have to present in a court of law besides name calling and using the word debunked without contrary evidence and facts.
Posted by: it begins... at March




so you want to make them show they are innocent? no sure that is the way we want things to work.
Posted by: not so at March 19, 2020 01:34 PM (HALdu)

Stop being an obtuse. You know that's not what I meant. You know how the legal system works. Stop putting words in my mouth.
Go into a courtroom charged with a crime where the State/DA presents evidence, and you try the defense strategy of not introducing facts and evidence but instead repeat debunked and conspiracy theorist.
Bold legal strategy, counselor.

Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (wumkW)

286 I want to buy silver at $12/oz, but the cheapest I can find is about $17.30!

Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (eAZVt)

287 Ironically, included in the charges against him is actually 3 counts of "kidding on the square".

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (uEbPt)

288 If anyone looks at that "guy" and doesn't immediately think pedo, something is wrong with you.

Hmm, he looks somewhat like my little brother. So, I can't join you in the laughs, but I understand.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (jyVW0)

289 She is really weird to make a statement like that. It is a hard one to square. One, I think people say stupid shit under stress. Two, I think she sees herself much more as a Globalist than as a cultural and historical German.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2020 01:45 PM (QrImU)
+++++++++++++
She didn't *exactly* say that. I think her quote was more like "this will require a level of effort not seen since unification, perhaps not even since the war."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (hYcqw)

290 222---Now don't make me defend him again.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 01:35 PM (KxVoZ)
-----------------------------------
Yeah.
Bubba has a very long, well-documented career of messing around. If he had any inclinations toward the very young, much less the pre-pubescent, we'd see something hinky that way in his history.
We don't.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (M/9m0)

291 243 Energy Department
@ENERGY
BREAKING: Department of Energy Executes On Direction Of President Trump, Announces Solicitation To Purchase Crude Oil For The SPR To Provide Relief To American Energy Industry
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 19, 2020 01:39 PM (aNkIJ)

There are tripling the SPR down here by NASA.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (JFO2v)

292 Thing One is supposed to leave for deployment to mid east. He is DoD but not military. Wonder if that applies to him. I hope so.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (myjNJ)

293 I don't think anyone has legitimately mistaken a 7 year old for an 18 year old

No, even those creepy made up pageant contest girls look like a little child with a bizarre face of a 40 year old Televangelist's Wife.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

294 275 I like the animal sidebar videos too. But what we need are more how to machine shop videos. I spend hours and hours watching them. Addicted to method and means.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 01:45 PM (o2MD2)

Have you watched the Anvil videos on C&Rsenal on youtube? Machining AND guns. He's a good presenter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (QrImU)

295 269 Never ever forget that Harvey Milk, gay messiah and Ultimate Hero Icon of the left, who has a freakin' terminal at SF airport named after him, [...]

Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2020 01:33 PM (N9G0H)

And a future US Navy ship.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 19, 2020 01:38 PM (DTX3h)


And a postage stamp.
Posted by: AF at March 19, 2020 01:45 PM (RsPQq)

Now who the hell would want to lick that?

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (Izzlo)

296 chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine

The map says it all: COVID-19 is where Malaria is not.


Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (3aI0K)

297 why are all of the SJWs preverts and scumbags

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 01:03 PM (d7Ww2)
The question should be asked the other way around, and then it answers itself.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 01:48 PM (uEbPt)

298 First Squawk @FirstSquawk
23s
SAUDI ARABIA'S KING SALMAN TO SPEAK SHORTLY, STATE MEDIA REPORT WITHOUT PROVIDING MORE INFORMATION

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 19, 2020 01:48 PM (aNkIJ)

299 263 Work from home drinking > Drinking while at work
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2020 01:25 PM (eYpDT)
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Just saying, the bar seems to be opening up earlier...
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I've got a bottle of Blanton's and a Basil Hayden's upstairs. It would probably help my productivity.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 19, 2020 01:48 PM (Q7YFR)

300 Prince Albert of Monaco has Chinese WuFlu



Posted by: publius

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They should have kept him in the can.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 19, 2020 01:48 PM (YslsA)

301 >>> I'm sorry, mayhap I am being dimmer than usual

There is a big difference between being sexually attracted to post-pubescent yet not fully mature persons and strongly preferring that age group. I'll put it to you this way. If you think a 15yo girl is sexy hot, ok. If you'd rather have sex with pretty much any 15yo girl than say Anna Nicole Smith in her prime, you've got a preference for sexual immaturity.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 19, 2020 01:48 PM (Y6UV7)

302 256 I don't know who is putting up the animal rescue videos in the sidebar but whoever you are, consider yourself hugged.
Posted by: creeper at March 19, 2020 01:42 PM (XxJt1)

Yes, they are really sweet.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2020 01:49 PM (Ez6QX)

303 Re Harvey Milk (spit) - just a very small quibble:

The ship will not be a warship (USS) but rather a Military Sealift Command ship (USNS). A replenishment oiler, of all things.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 01:44 PM (Y4EXg)


So ... dispensing lube. Appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 01:49 PM (YqDXo)

304
Well, hell. Prince Albert of Monaco has Chinese WuFlu, and he just met with Prince Chuckles a few days ago.


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Rested and ready. Especially now, after that redheaded bastard moved far, far away.

Posted by: William Arthur George at March 19, 2020 01:49 PM (zr5Kq)

305 She didn't *exactly* say that. I think her quote was more like "this will require a level of effort not seen since unification, perhaps not even since the war."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (hYcqw)

Granted, plus translation issues. However, you would think there would be some areas that you would know not to go.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2020 01:49 PM (QrImU)

306 294
No, not yet, but i will get around to them

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 01:49 PM (o2MD2)

307 I want to buy silver at $12/oz, but the cheapest I can find is about $17.30!
Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 01:47 PM (eAZVt)
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Yeah that makes zero sense. I sold off some of the more collectible stuff on eBay (screw you, Chinese pandas!) recently but I'd like more 90% US than I have.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 19, 2020 01:49 PM (/ZYFC)

308 260
My belief has always been, when Trump made his "grab her p*ssy" comment, he was talking about something much deeper, even though nobody wants to hear it.

Power means you can get away with whatever you want.

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FFS. Again, Trump said "They let you grab them by the pussy."

Key word "LET" and that means there are always goldiggers, sluts, and whores mostly in Pervywood which he was referencing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
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THIS! I reminded my neighbor of this the other day. He DID NOT say "grab her vajayjay" period, full stop. He said, "THEY let you grab them by the vajayjay".

Oh yeah, that's what he said.. *facepalm*

And he'd crawl across broken glass to vote for Donnie Two Scoops...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 19, 2020 01:49 PM (ZTr1A)

309 Stop being an obtuse. You know that's not what I meant. You know how the legal system works. Stop putting words in my mouth.
Go into a courtroom charged with a crime where the State/DA presents evidence, and you try the defense strategy of not introducing facts and evidence but instead repeat debunked and conspiracy theorist.
Bold legal strategy, counselor.
Posted by: it begins... at March




heh, nobody put words in your mouth. you said what you said. using the system to screw somebody is stupid.

innocent until proved guilty is a thing.

Posted by: not so at March 19, 2020 01:49 PM (HALdu)

310 Next, Ludicrous Speed!
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 01:46 PM (QE8X6)
*********
NAH!!! Plaid

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 19, 2020 01:49 PM (aNkIJ)

311 When Trump rides this to reelection, even after the Dems have thrown every pot and pan they can at the guy, Trump should go down as the greatest President ever, if only from a political shrewdness point.

Democrats are amazing. He kicks them in the balls every time and they just can't help coming back for seconds and thirds and fourths.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 01:50 PM (SENHs)

312 276 Ephebophile is the technical term.

No, that connotes sexual desire, it means people who want to have sex with 14-17 year olds. You can appreciate and enjoy something without wanting to sex it up. I love how a forest looks in the fall, that doesn't mean I want to stick it in a knothole.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


How about "Chantilly Lace Syndrome"?

Chantilly lace
and a pretty face
and a pony tail
hangin' down

With a wiggle in her walk
and a giggle in her talk
Lord! Makes the world go round round round

Ain't nothin' in this world
like a big-eyed girl

Make me act so funny
Make me spend my money

Make me feel real loose
like a long-necked goose

I like a girl
Oh baby that's what I like!

Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2020 01:50 PM (N9G0H)

313 275 I like the animal sidebar videos too. But what we need are more how to machine shop videos. I spend hours and hours watching them. Addicted to method and means.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 01:45 PM (o2MD2)


Mr. Pete (Tubalcain) for the win. I also find that there is something very satisfying in watching an expert do their thing, even if I'll never own any of those tools.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 19, 2020 01:50 PM (kUmUV)

314 "All Germans have to join in solidarity like we did during the Nazi Regime!"
--Angela Merkel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

She is really weird to make a statement like that. It is a hard one to square. One, I think people say stupid shit under stress. Two, I think she sees herself much more as a Globalist than as a cultural and historical German.



Well, she didn't say Nazi she said since the Second World War. Now, I know who was in charge, but she might not be thinking of "we" as Germans but we of the enlightened West.

She grew up an East German commie. Their doctrine was that since they adopted socialism and the USSR -- which were opposed to the Nazis -- all of the Nazi guilt lay with the West Germans and not their commie asses.

The statement struck me as jaw-droppingly odd, but I haven't seen any comment about it in German papers.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 01:50 PM (gd9RK)

315 Is there a term for just recognizing that teenage girls are super pretty and nice to look at, without wanting to actually have sex with them? I mean from an aesthetic perspective, not a predatory one?

Normal.

Seriously, I'm pretty sure that it's psychologically hardwired for most people to see teenager girls blossoming into young women and find it aesthetically pleasing. It represents life, health, energy, potential, an all those other things which are good with the world.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2020 01:50 PM (SgjGX)

316 Crude just jumped 21%.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2020 01:50 PM (VpIIl)

317 Trump said "They let you grab them by the pussy."
Key word "LET" and that means there are always goldiggers, sluts, and whores mostly in Pervywood which he was referencing.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2020 01:42 PM (pw+jk)
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^^^This

How many groupies do you think have followed the Rolling Stones around for the last 50 years? Or any rock group ever in the history of rock groups? How many times has Mick Jagger been accused of sexual assault? Besides 0 times.

OTOH, Peter Yarrow of Peter Paul & Mary thought that being a member of a famous folk group meant that he could invite some teenage sisters back to his hotel room, and strip naked and chase them around the room. His fully lefty commie credentials got him a lesser sentence, and eventually Jimmy Carter (spit) pardoned him, but he was prosecuted. Mick Jagger, never prosecuted.


Posted by: Boots at March 19, 2020 01:51 PM (oGBso)

318 But what we need are more how to machine shop videos. I spend hours and hours watching them

How Its Made is like taking a warm relaxing bath with Enya playing. Its just comforting and relaxing to watch them make things, although I'm less fond of the "here's how we assemble pre-made parts" ones

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:51 PM (KZzsI)

319 Remember the good old days when at the drop of the hat the media would accuse everyone and his dog involved in, say, a Day-Care, of the most horrendous child-abuse and sexual assault? And investigate the shit out if it until they concluded they were wrong?

And remember how that didn't happen with the Pizza people?

Good times, good times.

I'm trying to decide if hanging really IS too good for these people.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 01:51 PM (e284m)

320 Granted, plus translation issues. However, you would think there would be some areas that you would know not to go.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2020 01:49 PM (QrImU)
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Oh, for sure. I was just calling out that, based on what I have read, she didn't mention the Nazis as such.

But to say, "this will require a level of unity we haven't had since we started WWII and thrust Europe into darkness" is more than a bit tone deaf...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 01:51 PM (hYcqw)

321 "246 Is there a term for just recognizing that teenage girls are super pretty and nice to look at, without wanting to actually have sex with them? I mean from an aesthetic perspective, not a predatory one?

Only an ass would not notice that the cheerleaders at high school are pretty. I'd say its suspicious and wrong to pretend otherwise. It would be like denying that a flower or a mountain scene is beautiful just out of some sense that one ought not."

The term is "normal."

Pedophilia is a specific mental illness and has a definition: "an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children." Statutory rape explicitly punishes sex with a certain age and up, usually 13 and sometimes 12, and below that is flat out rape. The theory is someone of that specific age cannot consent, but when you look through legislative histories it tends to tract with that definition. It seems to be a distinction between "wrong" and "evil."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 19, 2020 01:51 PM (puu6v)

322 I wish I could un-read the summary of his court proceedings. That is super nasty.

Basically, like all these freaks he later claims it was all just roll-playing, but he bragged about raping an 11-yr. old and agreed to teach minors of around the same age the birds and the bees in several communications with the FBI.

Oh, and he had condoms on him when they picked him up, no doubt because of all of that nice trim good-looking guys like him are always getting. I'm sure the /pervy label on his social media was just for grins too.

Obviously the law wasn't buying his BS, as he was held without bond until trial.

This dude is about to add being a willing and enthusiastic bottom in prison scenes to his repertoire.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 19, 2020 01:51 PM (8/DeP)

323 Take this with a grain of salt but Ohio is going to issue a Shelter In Place order on Friday,

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 01:51 PM (dKiJG)

324 170 Mrs IMG this morning: "Well, we have money, guns, ammo, a freezer full of meat, meds, and toilet paper. Anything else we should get while we're out?"
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

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Wow, you've got a keeper there IMG! Glad you're doing well.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 01:28 PM (Y4EXg)


That she is! Early in our first getting-to-know you conversation. after learning I enjoyed hunting and shooting, she announced that she "came from good hunting stock".

I had a huge improvement from Sun to Mon. Don't feel nearly as fragile as over the weekend. The cane is mostly for show now. Prolly helps that I dropped nearly 30 lbs since I started this keto diet (which I am mostly disciplined on) since mid-Jan. Gonna have to shop for new clothes pretty soon.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 19, 2020 01:52 PM (di1hb)

325 Sex hasn't ruined my life but I have been known to ruin people's sex lives.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 01:52 PM (uEbPt)

326 another news story about someone i've never heard of before today...

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 19, 2020 01:52 PM (+W/Q4)

327 313
I watch a lot of tubalcain. Also Thisoldtony.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 01:52 PM (o2MD2)

328 @ENERGY
BREAKING: Department of Energy Executes On Direction Of President Trump, Announces Solicitation To Purchase Crude Oil For The SPR To Provide Relief To American Energy Industry
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 19, 2020 01:39 PM (aNkIJ)


Now there's an example of the joy of having a businessman in the WH instead of some political hack. It's a twofer: help the energy industry, while topping up the SPR at bargain basement prices.

Well done, PDT!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

329 Seriously, I'm pretty sure that it's psychologically hardwired for most people to see teenager girls blossoming into young women and find it aesthetically pleasing.

I think so, and its been that way since people have been putting images into art for thousands of years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

330 So ... dispensing lube. Appropriate.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 01:49 PM (YqDXo)

Lube for the seaman.

Tell me someone in the navy didn't have a wicked sense of humor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 01:52 PM (SENHs)

331
My belief has always been, when Trump made his "grab her p*ssy" comment,
he was talking about something much deeper, even though nobody wants to

hear it.


Huh?
He was talking about gold diggers. He was saying that they'd let a rich/famous guy do anything without blinking an eye because they were out for money first, everything else be damned. He wasn't talking about himself or what he has done, he was talking about the greed of the gold digger and how they had absolutely no standards when it came to trying to manipulate rich/famous men into a relationship they could use to get rich.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 01:52 PM (nRWPy)

332 Pollen vs Coronavirus


No matter who wins, we lose.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 01:52 PM (LJes8)

333 Just found out that we are cutting 15-20% of our workforce. Will find out tomorrow if I still have a job. Shit.

Posted by: Timon at March 19, 2020 01:53 PM (dKm4U)

334 318
But what we need are more how to machine shop videos. I spend hours and hours watching them



How Its Made is like taking a warm relaxing bath with Enya playing.
Its just comforting and relaxing to watch them make things, although I'm
less fond of the "here's how we assemble pre-made parts" ones

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 01:51 PM (KZzsI)
I saw a great one where a guy used a big ass bolt, some hand cutting tools and a hydraulic drill press (home made from a bottle jack) to rifle the bolt and make a single shot pistol.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 01:53 PM (e284m)

335 Why are only the restaurants allowed to stay open for carry out?

I want the bars and strip clubs to also be open for carry out...

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 19, 2020 01:53 PM (af5xa)

336 298 First Squawk @FirstSquawk
23s
SAUDI ARABIA'S KING SALMAN TO SPEAK SHORTLY, STATE MEDIA REPORT WITHOUT PROVIDING MORE INFORMATION
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 19, 2020 01:48 PM (aNkIJ)

Either he's got the flu, or he's made peace with the Russians, or he's going to execute most of his family members for an attempted coup.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 01:53 PM (RD7QR)

337 >>We know there are pedos. We know several of them are/were "friends of Epstein." We know there's a heavy overlap with Clinton circle jerks. Podesta is perhaps the most prominent among them. We know Hollowwood has actual convicted pedos working at (or formerly working at) networks like Nickelodeon. We know there are guys like the supreme flake, Corey Feldman, who are being thwarted in their attempts to expose the west coast version of it. We know guys like Michael Huffington and Bryan Singer are in the middle of all that.



Founders of Nickelodeon channel, a married couple, were close friends of Epstein. The logo - a foot - aligns with their star producer's (Dan Schneider) foot fetish. Schneider, who was allowed to leave quietly, has as many allegations of sexual abuse of the (underaged, in his case) 'talent' and Weinstein.

Longtime now-retired Disney VP was recently convicted of child rape (not teens, kids).

As for Corey Feldman, he is controlled opposition. His grift is getting people to fund his 'reveals' where he names well-known minor player pedos to protect the bigger ones.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2020 01:53 PM (bDqIh)

338 That's much better than what they sold during WW2....

Oh, shoot. Check the dates of manufacture, would you? A lot of our surplus didn't make it to Iraq...

Posted by: Bayer at March 19, 2020 01:53 PM (Wd55D)

339 psychologically hardwired for most people to see teenager girls blossoming into young women and find it aesthetically pleasing. It represents life, health, energy, potential, an al
l those other things which are good with the world

(harrumph) this is about me, isnt it?

Posted by: Zombie Epstein at March 19, 2020 01:54 PM (TqhFo)

340 When Trump rides this to reelection, even after the
Dems have thrown every pot and pan they can at the guy, Trump should go
down as the greatest President ever, if only from a political shrewdness
point.



Democrats are amazing. He kicks them in the balls every time and
they just can't help coming back for seconds and thirds and fourths.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 01:50 PM (SENHs)

It's amazing that you got here from where you used to be. I'm not being funny. I mean that.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 01:54 PM (uEbPt)

341 335
Why are only the restaurants allowed to stay open for carry out?

I want the bars and strip clubs to also be open for carry out...

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 19, 2020 01:53 PM (af5xa)


Contact the strippers directly. They'll deliver.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 19, 2020 01:54 PM (CQ3Qb)

342 259---Regardless again. Being sexually attracted to a 15yo is not the same as preferring 15yos as sexual partners. The former is completely normal the latter is evidence that you *want* sexual immaturity in your sexual partners, which is a difference in degree from pedophilia.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 19, 2020 01:42 PM (Y6UV7)
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Agree on the first point. And I agree that a preference for young teens does share certain elements of pedophilia.

I still say there is a difference in KIND as well as degree. As you say, it's not sick to be attracted to a 15 yr old.
But it is sick to be sexually attracted to a 5 yr old.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2020 01:54 PM (M/9m0)

343 I had a huge improvement from Sun to Mon. Don't feel nearly as fragile as over the weekend. The cane is mostly for show now. Prolly helps that I dropped nearly 30 lbs since I started this keto diet (which I am mostly disciplined on) since mid-Jan. Gonna have to shop for new clothes pretty soon.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 19, 2020 01:52 PM (di1hb)

Congrats IMG.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2020 01:55 PM (QrImU)

344 Is there a term for just recognizing that teenage girls are super pretty and nice to look at, without wanting to actually have sex with them? I mean from an aesthetic perspective, not a predatory one?

Only an ass would not notice that the cheerleaders at high school are pretty. I'd say its suspicious and wrong to pretend otherwise. It would be like denying that a flower or a mountain scene is beautiful just out of some sense that one ought not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Ephebophile is the technical term.
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2020 01:44 PM (N9G0H)


The range of "preferences" for minors is well known, but I think Chris is talking about where one draws the line between sexual attraction and sexual behavior.

The psychological concept of "pedophelia" and the other related age range "phelias" is actually about more than just sexual attraction. It's about genuine interest in, or preference for the company of minors.

So there are pedopheliacs who never prey on children. Never. Probably the vast majority of them. And there are people who DO prey on children, who are not true pedophiles.

It gets tricky drawing the lines.

Except, I think it matters what we're trying to do. Are we trying to convict people of crimes? Are we trying to protect individual children? Are we trying to understand and maybe treat, the person with these interests?

In all, a civilized society will let the law deal with behavior, and leave the "thought" processing to philosophy, religion, and psychology. But then, we're getting away from that. Racism being the biggest example. People's lives can be ruined for being "racist" whether they ever do anything to limit the rights of anyone else or not.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 01:55 PM (hku12)

345 Aside from the "non-essential" jobs ... (entertainment, restaurants, cruises) ... I wonder what percent of business is normal. I have seen no interruptions ... can buy what I want, deliveries arrive (truck/mail/UPS).

Some online spending will accelerate, but some supply chains will be broken. Those might mostly be foreign/imports ... stocks might take the hit but maybe jobs in America will be better ... after the social distancing phase is over. Building up American industry, and building out better trade alliances with friends ... could be a necessary and positive outcome.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2020 01:55 PM (Cus5s)

346 Take this with a grain of salt but Ohio is going to issue a Shelter In Place order on Friday,
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio

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So Dewine is ordering us to man the fighting holes?

What a putz.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 01:56 PM (Y4EXg)

347 Imagine being an FBI agent who has to deal with this shit daily. That has to be soul crushing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 01:56 PM (SENHs)

348 Take this with a grain of salt but Ohio is going to issue a Shelter In Place order on Friday,
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 01:51 PM (dKiJG)


Where are you hearing that?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2020 01:56 PM (SgjGX)

349 Unrelated, but be extra kind to your local grocery store employees. They're working their asses off.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 19, 2020 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

350 SAUDI ARABIA'S KING SALMAN TO SPEAK SHORTLY, STATE MEDIA REPORT WITHOUT PROVIDING MORE INFORMATION

He's supposedly on our side. Could be good, probably discussing the 280 (?) recent royal arrests.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 01:56 PM (IMdOQ)

351 I can appreciate that teenage girls are pretty, but these days they just look like children to me. I'm into milfs and gilfs now

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 01:57 PM (o2MD2)

352 Italy's death toll just surpassed China's. Because China is telling the truth.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 19, 2020 01:57 PM (CQ3Qb)

353 349 Unrelated, but be extra kind to your local grocery store employees. They're working their asses off.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 19, 2020 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

Truckers too. They're relaxing some of the DoT guidelines so they can run harder, and they are balls to the wall now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

354 I'm just going to assume all left wingers are pedos or like to drug homeless black men and rape them. Permanent social distancing from left people. Safer that way.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 19, 2020 01:57 PM (ftFVW)

355 High five to the fellow MILFophiles.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:58 PM (Qf83p)

356 He was talking about gold diggers. He was saying
that they'd let a rich/famous guy do anything without blinking an eye
because they were out for money first, everything else be damned. He
wasn't talking about himself or what he has done, he was talking about
the greed of the gold digger and how they had absolutely no standards
when it came to trying to manipulate rich/famous men into a relationship
they could use to get rich.


Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 01:52 PM (nRWPy)

He was also being flippant and humorous. It's a very comical statement and the best jokes of course have their roots in the truth.

This is another reason the Left can't stand humor. They only like "self-effacing" humor which is making fun of other people's conditions but it's okay because you're also making fun of yourself and that makes it legal or something.

But really they vastly prefer mean-spirited humor based solely on lies, which is actually better known by it's given name: "propaganda"

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 01:58 PM (uEbPt)

357
Longtime now-retired Disney VP was recently convicted of child rape (not teens, kids).



As for Corey Feldman, he is controlled opposition. His grift is
getting people to fund his 'reveals' where he names well-known minor
player pedos to protect the bigger ones.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2020 01:53 PM (bDqIh)
The 'club' the rest of us aren't part of that the rich, famous and political are is really not just a 'money' club.There are clubs within the club, you can take that to the Bank.

G*d knows Jeffery Epstein did, and then to the grave with him.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 01:58 PM (e284m)

358 349 Unrelated, but be extra kind to your local grocery store employees. They're working their asses off.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 19, 2020 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

When this is over, Trump should host a White House party for the everyday heroes like truckers, supermarket employees, etc. They've earned it.

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2020 01:59 PM (Izzlo)

359 Cultures change. David Hamilton made a living out of gauzy photos of girls just on the edge of ripeness. They were mainstream, they were on regular book shelves for a fifteen year old to see.

Franco Zeffirelli had 16 year old Olivia Hussey take her shirt off in Romeo and Juliet. Seventeen year old Jenny Agutter walked around starkers for lots of Walkabout. Both of those are banned from a vintage celebrity nudity site I've heard of.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 01:59 PM (gd9RK)

360 352 Italy's death toll just surpassed China's. Because China is telling the truth.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 19, 2020 01:57 PM (CQ3Qb)

We may never know how many died in Hubei province but I'm willing to bet the next paycheck that it's much more than they are saying.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 01:59 PM (RD7QR)

361 341
Contact the strippers directly. They'll deliver.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I don't want delivery.
You never really know if the kid driving the delivery has been sampling your stuff on the way over.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 19, 2020 01:59 PM (af5xa)

362 341 335
Why are only the restaurants allowed to stay open for carry out?

I want the bars and strip clubs to also be open for carry out...

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 19, 2020 01:53 PM (af5xa)


Contact the strippers directly. They'll deliver.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 19, 2020 01:54 PM (CQ3Qb)

Vegas has one Strip club doing a Drive Thru

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 01:59 PM (dKiJG)

363 355 High five to the fellow MILFophiles.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:58 PM (Qf83p)

*fistbump*

The sad part is, I am older than some milfs... this was easier when I was 20.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2020 01:59 PM (QrImU)

364

Can someone give me a cogent explanation why a discovered pedophile gets more than one opportunity?

Posted by: irongrampa at March 19, 2020 01:59 PM (KATBx)

365 Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

The entire system is keeping us going. Especially the stockers and cashiers are my new community heroes. And I've mentioned it to some.

It seems a new idea to them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2020 02:00 PM (u82oZ)

366 355
High five to the fellow MILFophiles.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:58 PM (Qf83p)
Yeah, I like women, and as I get older, so do the ones I find most attractive.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:00 PM (e284m)

367 This is another reason the Left can't stand humor. They only like "self-effacing" humor which is making fun of other people's conditions but it's okay because you're also making fun of yourself and that makes it legal or something.
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You mean like "bowling like a Special Olympian??"

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at March 19, 2020 02:00 PM (vg8iE)

368 Traci Lords wasn't more attractive to me after I learned she was just 16. She was just a 25 year old bombshell in a 16 year old body. The age perception has a dry wide range for teen age girls. I guess I'd judge someone on what perception they prefer.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 02:00 PM (2DOZq)

369 355 High five to the fellow MILFophiles.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:58 PM (Qf83p)

Older women KNOW things.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 02:00 PM (RD7QR)

370 Why do these people always look just like caricatures of what we'd expect them to look like?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2020 02:01 PM (JoUsr)

371 369 355 High five to the fellow MILFophiles.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:58 PM (Qf83p)

Older women KNOW things.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 02:00 PM (RD7QR)


Like how to make a good sammich.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:01 PM (SENHs)

372 The appreciating the aesthetic of a teen has to be sexual at some level. I've admired gangly boys turning into men, ie muscle mass and jaw line becoming distinct, but have never once in my life even thought about a teen girl as aesthetically pleasing in any way.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:01 PM (nRWPy)

373 22 LASue

Are pedophiles unable to appreciate the GILFs? A tour of the Villages would solve that "journalist's" problems.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2020 02:01 PM (u82oZ)

374 312---I like a girl
Oh baby that's what I like!
Posted by: zombie at March 19, 2020 01:50 PM (N9G0H)
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Those songs from the 50's and early sixties are not about grown men lusting for teens. They're about teen boys crushing on schoolmates.
And believe it or not, it was NOT assumed that the kids were "going all the way!"

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2020 02:01 PM (M/9m0)

375 >>>103 I spent an hour trying to track down Sarge the German Shepherd. Do you know how many people name their GSD's "Sarge"? A lot.

The only thing I figured out is he's from Ohio.

...

thanks for trying. At least you found the state.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2020 02:01 PM (PbpT7)

376 370
Why do these people always look just like caricatures of what we'd expect them to look like?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2020 02:01 PM (JoUsr)
Sadly because stereotypes have reason to become stereotypes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:01 PM (e284m)

377 363 355 High five to the fellow MILFophiles.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:58 PM (Qf83p)

*fistbump*

The sad part is, I am older than some milfs... this was easier when I was 20.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2020 01:59 PM (QrImU)

Most of the women I've dated have been older women. And now that I'm 29, they've caught up with me

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2020 02:02 PM (Izzlo)

378 High five to the fellow MILFophiles.



Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:58 PM (Qf83p)

Yeah, I like women, and as I get older, so do the ones I find most attractive.



Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:00 PM (e284m)


Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg: How you doin'?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2020 02:02 PM (unlwL)

379 My belief has always been, when Trump made his "grab her p*ssy" comment, he was talking about something much deeper, even though nobody wants to hear it.
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Huh?
He was talking about gold diggers. He was saying that they'd let a rich/famous guy do anything without blinking an eye because they were out for money first, everything else be damned. He wasn't talking about himself or what he has done, he was talking about the greed of the gold digger and how they had absolutely no standards when it came to trying to manipulate rich/famous men into a relationship they could use to get rich.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 01:52 PM (nRWPy)


As I said, I think lots of people don't want to hear it, but he's not JUST talking about the golddiggers.

There wouldn't BE any golddiggers if there weren't rich and powerful men, giving them the gold.

Seriously, rich men are not victims here. And Trump was implying more than just that the women exist. Everybody knows that. He was talking about the men who play the game. Which he was trying to say, he doesn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 02:02 PM (hku12)

380 High five to the fellow MILFophiles.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:58 PM (Qf83p)

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A friend never understood the muzzie 72 virgin thing. He said he would rather have five women that knew what they were doing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2020 02:02 PM (pw+jk)

381 By the way, that's why that asshole Ted Bundy got away with shit for so long, he didn't fit the stereotypes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:02 PM (e284m)

382 The appreciating the aesthetic of a teen has to be sexual at some level. I've admired gangly boys turning into men, ie muscle mass and jaw line becoming distinct...

Go on.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 19, 2020 02:03 PM (IMdOQ)

383 High five to the fellow MILFophiles.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2020 01:58 PM (Qf83p)

Older women KNOW things.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 02:00 PM (RD7QR)


Yes we do, hotstuff.

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas, bellydancing at March 19, 2020 02:03 PM (zr5Kq)

384 Dru Breez

Tulsi is out? She is out? She was the least deranged of all the candidates. She has a few nanoseconds of coherent thought.

Biden -- never. He is a placeholder for a criminal zlass end Level boss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2020 02:03 PM (u82oZ)

385 No Villages. We need GILFs without the clap.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2020 02:04 PM (eYpDT)

386 Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas, bellydancing at March 19, 2020 02:03 PM (zr5Kq)
++++++++++++++
:: vomits ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 02:04 PM (hYcqw)

387
Yeah, I like women, and as I get older, so do the ones I find most attractive.





Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:00 PM (e284m)


Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg: How you doin'?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2020 02:02 PM (unlwL)
Fortunately I never found that nasty little orc attractive, ever.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:04 PM (e284m)

388

Re ITaly, Bergamo is at the "Bring our yer dead" stage:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8129959

The local cemetery can't handle the load, so they had to send in military trucks to pick up the corpses.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2020 02:04 PM (rCwaK)

389 >> Imagine being an FBI agent who has to deal with this shit daily. That has to be soul crushing.


There was a guy at Breitbart when it first went online who wrote posts about his time as an undercover agent working in kiddie pr0n/pedo rings. He made it sounds like Hell, and IIRC, he said it was worse than any other organized crime rings he had infiltrated.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2020 02:04 PM (bDqIh)

390 Filthy rich, powerful men have women throwing their hoohaas at them regularly. And are glad to "give it up" if the guy is wealthy and powerful. No big secret there. It's all about the $.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2020 02:05 PM (JoUsr)

391 Tulsi endorses Biden so they will let her continue to hang around the DNC periphery.

She was about to be abandoned and had to play ball.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:05 PM (SENHs)

392 I'm going to say something I normally wouldn't say here at HQ, but here goes:

Nearly anyone who received the Presidential Medal of Freedom from President Obama is a pedo, or at the very least, pedo-adjacent.

And I smell a high-profile arrest, either during this pandemic fiasco, or shortly after its resolution.

So yeah.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at March 19, 2020 02:05 PM (XOi3t)

393 388

Re ITaly, Bergamo is at the "Bring our yer dead" stage:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8129959

The local cemetery can't handle the load, so they had to send in military trucks to pick up the corpses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2020 02:04 PM (rCwaK)

It'll be interesting but ghastly when they do the definitive study on how the Italians got so seriously screwed up.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

394 Kilroy - yeah, I think that's a lot of it. I suffer from the Curse of Baby Face, so at 15, I very decidedly did NOT look like a mature adult. Some of my classmates, though, were already starting to look like adults. Big difference. Any adult man who thought my 15yo self was attractive (beyond something like "that's a pretty girl, I bet she'll be a pretty woman in ten years") would have deserved some serious side eye.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 19, 2020 02:05 PM (rWZ8Y)

395 How many dating sites are there for NORMAL PEOPLE? You have to be an evil sick dipshit to go after kids online in 2020.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2020 02:05 PM (XrCyE)

396 >>>A friend never understood the muzzie 72 virgin thing. He said he would rather have five women that knew what they were doing.


Infidel!!!

Posted by: muzzie at March 19, 2020 02:05 PM (l3+k2)

397 He was also being flippant and humorous. It's a very comical statement
and the best jokes of course have their roots in the truth.


Sure, humor makes a point quickly. For example, I tell my sons after practice to stop eating like a prisoner (lean down, protect the plate and shovel). It's a quicker way to say it than an unfunny way would be. I'm not calling them criminals, but the left would act like I was demeaning criminals and it's, of course, racist.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:06 PM (nRWPy)

398 >>> I still say there is a difference in KIND as well as degree. As you say, it's not sick to be attracted to a 15 yr old.

Eh. That's because normal sexuality is very indiscriminate. You would say in the case of sexually desiring the prepubescent, that your desire for immature sexual partners is the total composition of your sexuality instead of just being *part* of it in the cases of Hebephilia and ephebephilia. It's "sick" because anyone who is going down that road is causing immeasurable harm to a child and putting their abnormal sexual desires and want for sexual gratification ahead of the lives of children.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 19, 2020 02:06 PM (Y6UV7)

399 We know there are pedos. We know several of them are/were "friends of Epstein." We know there's a heavy overlap with Clinton circle jerks. Podesta is perhaps the most prominent among them. We know Hollowwood has actual convicted pedos working at (or formerly working at) networks like Nickelodeon. We know there are guys like the supreme flake, Corey Feldman, who are being thwarted in their attempts to expose the west coast version of it. We know guys like Michael Huffington and Bryan Singer are in the middle of all that.

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Founders of Nickelodeon channel, a married couple, were close friends of Epstein. The logo - a foot - aligns with their star producer's (Dan Schneider) foot fetish. Schneider, who was allowed to leave quietly, has as many allegations of sexual abuse of the (underaged, in his case) 'talent' and Weinstein.

Longtime now-retired Disney VP was recently convicted of child rape (not teens, kids).

As for Corey Feldman, he is controlled opposition. His grift is getting people to fund his 'reveals' where he names well-known minor player pedos to protect the bigger ones.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2020 01:53 PM (bDqIh)


I wouldn't say Feldman is a grifter. He's trying to get paid, and I don't really blame him for that. I also think he fears for his life, genuinely, so he's cryptic at times, not just because he likes attention, which he does. He's cryptic because he knows they can and maybe would, kill him.

This business of trying to release his movie, yeah, it was a cash grab. But there also were, actual hack attacks taking it down as soon as it went up. It was a direct attack, that doesn't just happen.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 02:06 PM (hku12)

400 Well Texas is shut down until April 3. Governor just announced. I was hoping we could hold out and leave it to local officials to decide, but nope.

Posted by: brak at March 19, 2020 02:06 PM (cG+eD)

401 The local cemetery can't handle the load, so they had to send in military trucks to pick up the corpses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2020 02:04 PM (rCwaK)
+++++++++++++
Here's what I don't get:
* Cemetery in Bergamo can no longer cope with the mounting death toll in the city, where at least 93 have died
* Mortuaries are full and crematorium staff have been handling 24 bodies a day, officials in Bergamo have said


So yes, I understand that 100 corpses is a lot of corpses, but it isn't "heaped in the street" figures. How close to capacity were they running before this? It had to have been damn close, no?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 02:06 PM (hYcqw)

402 395 How many dating sites are there for NORMAL PEOPLE? You have to be an evil sick dipshit to go after kids online in 2020.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2020 02:05 PM (XrCyE)

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Also, really, really stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 19, 2020 02:07 PM (zZbCU)

403 Imagine being an FBI agent who has to deal with this shit daily. That has to be soul crushing.

"What happened to the defendant?"

"He fell down, your honor."

"How many times?"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2020 02:07 PM (XrCyE)

404 Prince Albert of Monaco has tested positive for Wu Ping Cough.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 02:07 PM (gd9RK)

405 The SPR under these circumstances is anachronistic. The point of the SPR was to have a fallback to Middle East oil being cut off. Now we're going to produce crude oil in the US, move it to Louisiana, and put it back in the ground. That only makes sense if you work for the government. It would make more sense to buy the oil in the ground, leave it there, and hold back that amount of production with a right to call it at some point in the future.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 19, 2020 02:07 PM (jK8Z7)

406 Sure, humor makes a point quickly. For example, I tell my sons after practice to stop eating like a prisoner (lean down, protect the plate and shovel). It's a quicker way to say it than an unfunny way would be. I'm not calling them criminals, but the left would act like I was demeaning criminals and it's, of course, racist.
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Ha! Reminds me when I was a kid, eating dinner at my best friend's house with their family. My friend was scarfing like you described and his dad said, "Calm down! You're eating like you're some kind of damn refugee!"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 19, 2020 02:07 PM (vg8iE)

407 I've always liked women more than girls. Well at least once I turned like 15.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:07 PM (uEbPt)

408 Tulsi is an agent of the cabal that gave us Obamao.

Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2020 02:07 PM (l3+k2)

409 It'll be interesting but ghastly when they do the definitive study on how the Italians got so seriously screwed up.
Hundreds of thousands of chinese workers.

Quit having babies and you import the plague, apparently.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:07 PM (nRWPy)

410 Trump: I am authorizing use of chloroquine for COVID

FDA: trump isn't the boss of us.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 19, 2020 02:08 PM (CLn9e)

411 403 Imagine being an FBI agent who has to deal with this shit daily. That has to be soul crushing.

"What happened to the defendant?"

"He fell down, your honor."

"How many times?"
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2020 02:07 PM (XrCyE)


Till he stopped moving.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:08 PM (SENHs)

412 Nearly anyone who received the Presidential Medal of
Freedom from President Obama is a pedo, or at the very least,
pedo-adjacent.



And I smell a high-profile arrest, either during this pandemic fiasco, or shortly after its resolution.



So yeah.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at March 19, 2020 02:05 PM (XOi3t)
I never figured BigEars for a pedo - an enabler? Yes, because I think that's the rich/privileged/connected crowd you're likely to circle in if you've achieved prominence in the Democratic party. I'm still trying to decide about Republicans, but I'd have to lean towards some sick secrets there too if I have to give a gut feeling.
But I don't think it's an accident that the Dems embraced all the stuff we used to think, and actually SAY, was morally wrong.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:08 PM (e284m)

413 Just diagnosed my first COVID patient.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 19, 2020 02:08 PM (CLn9e)

414 And I smell a high-profile arrest, either during this pandemic fiasco, or shortly after its resolution.

(sigh) so, Steiner will come?

Posted by: getting the banned yatta yatta at March 19, 2020 02:08 PM (eywsX)

415 It'll be interesting but ghastly when they do the definitive study on how the Italians got so seriously screwed up.

==

The did not take it seriously. Italian are lackadaisical about everything. This was no exception. Once they get going, they can do things though.

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 02:08 PM (zr5Kq)

416 heh, nobody put words in your mouth. you said what you said. using the system to screw somebody is stupid.

innocent until proved guilty is a thing.

Posted by: not so at March 19, 2020 01:49 PM (HALdu)

It's never said that. Focus on the last overwhelming evidence to convict part. You are so out of your element in 2020 it's like you are stuck in 2006. You have zero clue what the fuck is going on, and you base your arguments on your ignorance and lack of knowledge while projecting it on others. You can't handle of the loss of control, power, and the changing environment where people 12 years ago abandoned spoon fed news and information. People are doing their own research.
Change your nic to Donny because you are 100% out of your fucking element on 2020 issues.

Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 02:08 PM (wumkW)

417 Paul Krugman: I am shocked, shocked that there was kiddy diddling going on in the media.

Paul Krugman: *shifty eyes*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2020 02:09 PM (1CjJc)

418 Ha! Reminds me when I was a kid, eating dinner at my best friend's house with their family. My friend was scarfing like you described and his dad said, "Calm down! You're eating like you're some kind of damn refugee!"
Posted by: bicentennialguy

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My Dad would say "Fer Chrss sakes! Take human bites!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2020 02:09 PM (Y4EXg)

419 And I smell a high-profile arrest, either during this pandemic fiasco, or shortly after its resolution.

Many. It's something he's consistently gone after, and at a much higher rate than his predecessors.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 02:09 PM (dBiBP)

420 why are all of the SJWs preverts and scumbags
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 01:03 PM (d7Ww2)

The SJW phenomenon is guilt-driven. It's like how crooks in the old days would pretend to be good Christians. The false piety is a mask to hide the shame of their deeds from the world.

The louder they are about their supposed virtue, the more you should be suspicious of them.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 19, 2020 02:09 PM (CIrLn)

421 413 Just diagnosed my first COVID patient.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 19, 2020 02:08 PM (CLn9e)

Where (roughly) are you?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 02:09 PM (RD7QR)

422 t'll be interesting but ghastly when they do the definitive study on how the Italians got so seriously screwed up.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March




italy

Posted by: not so at March 19, 2020 02:09 PM (HALdu)

423 joncelli, because somebody had to

First, do not have 300,000 Chinese workers in your country keeping your products way too inexpensive.

Second, when another in a series of diseases roll out of China, do not wait to stop flights.

Third, have a political and economic system that is family friendly to keep that society from aging out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2020 02:09 PM (u82oZ)

424 Yes, Krugman, you're definitely one of them.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 02:09 PM (dBiBP)

425 "Calm down! You're eating like you're some kind of damn refugee!"
Exactly. If they had a early lunch and then 3 hours of football practice, I feared losing a hand while I was putting the food on the table.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:10 PM (nRWPy)

426 Oddly enough he looks just like you would expect him to look...

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2020 02:10 PM (KNsKs)

427 >>The 'club' the rest of us aren't part of that the rich, famous and political are is really not just a 'money' club.There are clubs within the club, you can take that to the Bank.

G*d knows Jeffery Epstein did, and then to the grave with him.
- - - -
When the #MeToo stuff was heating up, Oprah Winfrey and (IIRC) Geffen put out that Michael Jackson documentary that touched on his preying on young boys. This was perceived as another controlled opposition move -- get people talking about Michael Jackson again to take the heat off people like Bryan Singer, Geffen, Schneider, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2020 02:10 PM (bDqIh)

428 419 And I smell a high-profile arrest, either during this pandemic fiasco, or shortly after its resolution.

Many. It's something he's consistently gone after, and at a much higher rate than his predecessors.
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 02:09 PM (dBiBP)

=========

Started by Sessions.

It makes all the talk from the left about Sessions selling his soul to Trump VERY curious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 19, 2020 02:10 PM (zZbCU)

429 That Federal article said Italy has the on average oldest population of any country. I thought that was Japan's claim to fame though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:10 PM (SENHs)

430
It'll be interesting but ghastly when they do the definitive study on how the Italians got so seriously screwed up.

Posted by: joncelli,


--

We already know. Imported Chinese to work in their 'Italian Leather' factories to cut labor costs.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 19, 2020 02:10 PM (YslsA)

431 >>> 420 why are all of the SJWs preverts and scumbags

Because radical left wants perverts and scumbags, and will actually protect you, and in many cases celebrate your diverse sexual desires, so long as you are "useful" to the cause

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 19, 2020 02:10 PM (Y6UV7)

432 Midnight Friday eh? Good that means our 5:00 dining reservation this evening is still on.



Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:10 PM (e284m)

433 I can appreciate that teenage girls are pretty, but these days they just look like children to me.

Yeah, especially in person, they are so little and young. I can be fooled by a picture, but in person I feel like a giant or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:10 PM (KZzsI)

434 *The appreciating the aesthetic of a teen has to be sexual at some level.*

It's probably best not to overstate the appreciation out loud. Saying a teen is "handsome" or "turning into a fine young lady" is OK, but dwelling on it or going into too much detail is going to raise some eyebrows. It's one of the things one keeps to oneself; like how you *really* felt when John McCain died.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 19, 2020 02:10 PM (BeYX8)

435 Seriously, rich men are not victims here. And Trump was implying more than just that the women exist. Everybody knows that. He was talking about the men who play the game. Which he was trying to say, he doesn't.

Right, Trump was very accurately describing the arrangement a lot of women had with Harvey Weinstein (notably Meryl Streep, who won an Oscar about 2 decades after she otherwise would have been relevant).

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2020 02:11 PM (ZGrMX)

436 Where are you hearing that?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2020 01:56 PM (SgjGX)

From My Brother, his Coworker who's brother works for DeWine told him that the order is coming down. He's been hinting at this all week. Salons, Barbershop and Tattoo parlor were closed today. Local Hospital just banned all visitors it's coming.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 02:11 PM (dKiJG)

437 I've always liked women more than girls. Well at least once I turned like 15.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:07 PM (uEbPt)


First poster I put up was Sybil Danning.

Posted by: We Are All Gonna Die at March 19, 2020 02:11 PM (71st6)

438 Prince Albert of Monaco has tested positive for Wu Ping Cough.




Several Monaco houses of ill repute go under quarantine, unexpectedly.

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 02:11 PM (zr5Kq)

439 One thing I think is interesting is that so far, about 6% of tests in Texas have come back positive. Considering they're most likely still rationing tests to patients most likely to have it (or most at risk, maybe?), that seems low. Anyway, we'll see what happens over the next couple of weeks.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 19, 2020 02:11 PM (rWZ8Y)

440 383 And they are so grateful!

Posted by: Zombie Ben Franklin at March 19, 2020 02:12 PM (jK8Z7)

441 420
why are all of the SJWs preverts and scumbags

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 01:03 PM (d7Ww2)



The SJW phenomenon is guilt-driven. It's like how crooks in the old
days would pretend to be good Christians. The false piety is a mask to
hide the shame of their deeds from the world.



The louder they are about their supposed virtue, the more you should be suspicious of them.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 19, 2020 02:09 PM (CIrLn)

What did Southern Baptists do to snakes, then?

Disclaimer: Raised Southern Baptist, sans snakes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2020 02:12 PM (1CjJc)

442 If you ever want to have fun do a search on googevil for epstein trump and epstein clinton. "Epstein trump" gets you a whole bunch of articles up front about the obvious direct dastardly connection between two very longtime friends who at one time inseparably loved each other like brothers.

Epstein clinton gets you articles about epstein's tangential connections to Bubba through "humanitarian" work and a lot of "unclear" and "speculation" and "fox news says". It's quite striking, especially when you know the truth. And we DO know the truth.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:12 PM (uEbPt)

443 Kilroy - yeah, I think that's a lot of it. I suffer
from the Curse of Baby Face, so at 15, I very decidedly did NOT look
like a mature adult. Some of my classmates, though, were already
starting to look like adults. Big difference. Any adult man who thought
my 15yo self was attractive (beyond something like "that's a pretty
girl, I bet she'll be a pretty woman in ten years") would have deserved
some serious side eye.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 19, 2020 02:05 PM (rWZ8Y)

I was afflicted with a similar issue. Heck, I remember when I was 21 a girl's dad said I had "rosy cheeks". I was carded well into my 30's. Back in high school the non-hairy look was not in, but my Native American blood kept me from growing facial or body hair. All my friends could grow beards and chest hair at 18 and were getting the babes. Heck, even now at 29, I couldn't grow a beard.
However, I get the last laugh, because I still look young and have a head full of hair - even if it's white. And, don't need to worry about "manscaping" because I still don't have any hair.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 02:12 PM (8B6Ng)

444

AAAARGGGHHHHH!!!!!

OW, my bung, my asshole, OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!! Jesus Mary and Joseph pull it out, PULL IT OUT! THE BURN!!!!! Christ, I'm ripped open!!!!!

NO NOT THE FLAMING PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: John McStain in Hell at March 19, 2020 02:12 PM (m4x2V)

445 Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at March 19, 2020 02:05 PM (XOi3t)
I never figured BigEars for a pedo - an enabler? Yes, because I think that's the rich/privileged/connected crowd you're likely to circle in if you've achieved prominence in the Democratic party. I'm still trying to decide about Republicans, but I'd have to lean towards some sick secrets there too if I have to give a gut feeling.
But I don't think it's an accident that the Dems embraced all the stuff we used to think, and actually SAY, was morally wrong.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:08 PM (e284m)


I just start with the assumption that Bobama was a small minded narcissist, who enjoyed the title, the accolades, but had little or nothing to do with the actual stuff happening in his administration.

I would assume that includes the darker side of things. If there were pedos all up and down the corridors of power, he likely didn't know much if anything about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 02:12 PM (hku12)

446


There was this fat slob radio guy from San Fran who used to be on Hannity and Colmes back in the day, Bernie Ward.

He would get so angry his porky face would turn a bright crimson.

Yep, busted for kiddie porn.

"Bernie Ward was released from prison at the end of 2014, after serving 6 years for a child pornography conviction. The details of Bernie Ward's private life were beyond shocking; he had studied for the priesthood in the 1970s where allegations of sexual misconduct with children began to surface.
Chat logs were revealed in court where Bernie claimed to have molested his own children. "

Nice guy, the Lion of the Left!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 19, 2020 02:13 PM (lg/F7)

447 Heh! We're still TEXAS though - you can now order alcoholic beverages WITH your take out, and have them delivered. The regulations against that have been waived.

Wine/Beer and MIXED DRINKS.

God Bless Texas.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:13 PM (e284m)

448 >>The louder they are about their supposed virtue, the more you should be suspicious of them.


See: Joss Whedon. He was the ideal feminist ally, constantly cheered for his feminist characters and his virtue-signaling off screen. And then his ex-wife outed him as a predator, pressuring most of the actresses of his productions to sleep with him.

His SJW shtick was used to convince people he was incapable of being the typical Hollywood scumbag. Probably would have been able to refute it, too, if it hadn't come from his wife.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2020 02:13 PM (bDqIh)

449 Many. It's something he's consistently gone after, and at a much higher rate than his predecessors.

Sessions started the operation, that and MS-13 were big targets for him. Which, ordinarily, would be great. But there was stuff going on in-house he needed to deal with and just closed his eyes to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:13 PM (KZzsI)

450 It's probably best not to overstate the appreciation out loud. Saying a
teen is "handsome" or "turning into a fine young lady" is OK, but
dwelling on it or going into too much detail is going to raise some
eyebrows. It's one of the things one keeps to oneself; like how you
*really* felt when John McCain died.


I just mean it has to be sexual because I only appreciate that in males, never in females, not that I have any sexual response. If it weren't sexual I'd probably notice it in both.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:14 PM (nRWPy)

451 390 Filthy rich, powerful men have women throwing their hoohaas at them regularly. And are glad to "give it up" if the guy is wealthy and powerful. No big secret there. It's all about the $.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2020 02:05 PM (JoUsr)
------------------------------------------

Yep.

What Trump was remarking on was how being a TV celebrity jacked that up to the nth degree, even beyond what he saw as a super-rich businessman.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2020 02:14 PM (M/9m0)

452 When I was seventeen it was a very good year


It was a very good year for small town girls and soft summer nights


We'd hide from the lights on the village green


When I was seventeen




When I was twenty-one it was a very good year


It was a very good year for city girls who lived up the stair


With all that perfumed hair and it came undone


When I was twenty-one





Then I was thirty-five it was a very good year


It was a very good year for blue-blooded girls


Of independent means, we'd ride in limousines their chauffeurs would drive


When I was thirty-five




But now the days are short, I'm in the autumn of the year


And now I think of my life as vintage wine from fine old kegs


From the brim to the dregs, and it poured sweet and clear


It was a very good year

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2020 02:14 PM (unlwL)

453 *That Federal article said Italy has the on average oldest population of any country. *

I could only find a listing for median age. Italy is 5th, Japan is 2nd.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 19, 2020 02:14 PM (BeYX8)

454 Just diagnosed my first COVID patient.

Are you able to share the symptoms that they displayed?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 02:15 PM (LJes8)

455 It's one of the things one keeps to oneself; like how you *really* felt when John McCain died.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 19, 2020 02:10 PM (BeYX

I was devastated.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:15 PM (uEbPt)

456 If they had a early lunch and then 3 hours of football practice, I feared losing a hand while I was putting the food on the table.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:10 PM (nRWPy)

It is hard to describe being a 14-18 year old dude. I have never been that hungry before or since. It is something you feel in your bones. When I was going through the kitchen cabinets and eating canned goods that had been in there for 10 years, my mom just shook her head at me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2020 02:15 PM (QrImU)

457 *I just mean it has to be sexual because I only appreciate that in males, never in females, not that I have any sexual response. If it weren't sexual I'd probably notice it in both.*

I can sort of see it. I have also found I am attracted to persons who have qualities I find deficient in myself.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 19, 2020 02:16 PM (BeYX8)

458

Italy has a very old population, median age of 47, and nearly a quarter over 65 or something around there. Also, the didn't shut down, and were very good woke world citizens who didn't want to stigmatize any Chinese.

Mayor of Florence went so far as to have a "hug a ChiCom" day to show how welcoming Italy was. They had a bunch of people coming in from Wuhan.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2020 02:16 PM (rCwaK)

459 I thought the snakes were the 7th day adventists, ie holy rollers.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:16 PM (nRWPy)

460 hur dur things "I" disagree with must be untrue because "I" am ignorant, have no information, and the MSM/Entertainment Industry/Gatekeepers spoon fed me since birth brainwashing me and making me intellectually lazy.
t. not so

If there isn't a better example of 2006 mainstream and normie conservatism trying to function in 2020 then let me know.

Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 02:16 PM (wumkW)

461 Reports that parts of the internet are under various attacks. Someone's trying to interrupt the massive amount of people working remote.

Look how active China is. Hmmmm.

https://tinyurl.com/ovyzthe

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 19, 2020 02:16 PM (bGY3H)

462 When I was young, my dad used to go to a drive through liquor store and the employees would load up the trunk with cases of beer and liquor.


Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2020 02:16 PM (gmo/4)

463 First poster I put up was Sybil Danning.

Posted by: We Are All Gonna Die at March 19, 2020 02:11 PM



Good choice.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 02:16 PM (axyOa)

464 The appreciating the aesthetic of a teen has to be sexual at some level

Speak for yourself. It is humanly possible to appreciate the beauty of something without it needing to have a sexual component. I don't want to have sex with a Lambourghini Countach or a view of Mt Jefferson. I can see how incredibly handsome a young Tom Sellek is without lusting after him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

465 "Male Feminist" -- somebody trying to get some

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2020 02:17 PM (3aI0K)

466
453 *That Federal article said Italy has the on average oldest population of any country. *

I could only find a listing for median age. Italy is 5th, Japan is 2nd.


I found it. One of, not the oldest. 60% of the pop is over 40.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:17 PM (SENHs)

467 I just start with the assumption that Bobama was a
small minded narcissist, who enjoyed the title, the accolades, but had
little or nothing to do with the actual stuff happening in his
administration.



I would assume that includes the darker side of things. If there
were pedos all up and down the corridors of power, he likely didn't know
much if anything about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 02:12 PM (hku12)

On what basis? When you get to a certain level, unless you are blind, ignorant and braindead, you know which way is up.

Oh.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:17 PM (uEbPt)

468 >>Prince Albert of Monaco has tested positive for Wu Ping Cough.


He should be put in a can for everyone's well being.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 02:17 PM (x7mh6)

469 When I was 17, mother had pre-made hamburgers for me to heat up and eat two or three after school, so I could make it to dinner time.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 19, 2020 02:18 PM (YslsA)

470 The video shows a kangaroo inside the campground's restroom eating toilet paper from a bathroom stall.

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2020 02:18 PM (3aI0K)

471 Filthy rich, powerful men have women throwing their hoohaas at them regularly. And are glad to "give it up" if the guy is wealthy and powerful. No big secret there. It's all about the $.

Back when he was still doing his radio show, Neal Boortz would regularly tell stories about his prior career as a lawyer and sports agent. He said women would throw their hoo-has at him trying to get him to hook them up with his pro athlete clients.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2020 02:18 PM (ZGrMX)

472 Kilroy - yeah, I think that's a lot of it. I suffer
from the Curse of Baby Face, so at 15, I very decidedly did NOT look
like a mature adult. Some of my classmates, though, were already
starting to look like adults. Big difference. Any adult man who thought
my 15yo self was attractive (beyond something like "that's a pretty
girl, I bet she'll be a pretty woman in ten years") would have deserved
some serious side eye.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 19, 2020 02:05 PM (rWZ8Y)
I was afflicted with a similar issue. Heck, I remember when I was 21 a girl's dad said I had "rosy cheeks". I was carded well into my 30's. Back in high school the non-hairy look was not in, but my Native American blood kept me from growing facial or body hair. All my friends could grow beards and chest hair at 18 and were getting the babes. Heck, even now at 29, I couldn't grow a beard.
However, I get the last laugh, because I still look young and have a head full of hair - even if it's white. And, don't need to worry about "manscaping" because I still don't have any hair.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 02:12 PM (8B6Ng)


I briefly taught high school many years ago, and yeah, there's a huge difference in the physical maturity of the girls, especially the freshmen and sophomores, which is most of what I taught.

As a man, of course, you HAVE to be disciplined, with your eyes and your mind. You can NOTICE the girls, but you have to keep your focus otherwise, on the task in front of you.

Frankly, the same principle applies when dealing with adult women, really. If you work around attractive women, if you have women who are wives and girlfriends of others, you can NOTICE their attractiveness. And then realize you have no business letting it go any further.

Life is simpler that way.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 02:18 PM (hku12)

473 >>Prince Albert of Monaco has tested positive for Wu Ping Cough.





He should be put in a can for everyone's well being.



But is his refrigerator running?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 02:18 PM (LJes8)

474 I thought the snakes were the 7th day adventists, ie holy rollers.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:16 PM (nRWPy)

Usually some flavor of Pentecostal.

Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2020 02:19 PM (X/Pw5)

475 Doctor. Pizza.

Posted by: klaftern at March 19, 2020 02:19 PM (RuIsu)

476 Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 02:16 PM (wumkW)

I'm trying to figure out your deal. May take a little time because I don't jump without looking.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:19 PM (uEbPt)

477 456 If they had a early lunch and then 3 hours of football practice, I feared losing a hand while I was putting the food on the table.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:10 PM (nRWPy)

It is hard to describe being a 14-18 year old dude. I have never been that hungry before or since. It is something you feel in your bones. When I was going through the kitchen cabinets and eating canned goods that had been in there for 10 years, my mom just shook her head at me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2020 02:15 PM (QrImU)

And sleep, without any chemical assistance, for 12 hours a night.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

478 Speaking of leaving twitter accounts up is it still OK for Newsies to say #getcovid to public officials that are fighting ((((((Covid)))))) ? It seems a tad more harsh than learn to code.

But as Kermit the Frog says..."But that's none of my concern"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 19, 2020 02:19 PM (jrFPL)

479 413 Just diagnosed my first COVID patient.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

via test?

stay safe, Dr CatAssTrophy

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 02:19 PM (G546f)

480 Did somebody say sexy teens?

Posted by: John Derbyshire at March 19, 2020 02:20 PM (0vTyV)

481 Nobody seen the video yet of the OAN reporter putting the rest of the media on blast at today's press conference?

As the youngins say, B A S E D

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 19, 2020 02:20 PM (OPH9b)

482 "61 Pete Wilson is a pedo."

the governor? he was the last incorruptible politician ever to run statewide in California.

or do you mean Little Dick Wilson.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 19, 2020 02:20 PM (ykYG2)

483 471
Filthy rich, powerful men have women throwing their hoohaas at them
regularly. And are glad to "give it up" if the guy is wealthy and
powerful. No big secret there. It's all about the $.



Back when he was still doing his radio show, Neal Boortz would
regularly tell stories about his prior career as a lawyer and sports
agent. He said women would throw their hoo-has at him trying to get him
to hook them up with his pro athlete clients.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2020 02:18 PM (ZGrMX)

It's like having a food taster.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2020 02:20 PM (1CjJc)

484 Speak for yourself. It is humanly possible to appreciate the beauty of something without it needing to have a sexual component. I don't want to have sex with a Lambourghini Countach or a view of Mt Jefferson. I can see how incredibly handsome a young Tom Sellek is without lusting after him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

Cars are a separate matter. The best cars are curvy, like women. Sinuous. Evocative. When you step on the gas and hear that full throated growl, the feeling is not un-sexual.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, V8 curious at March 19, 2020 02:20 PM (QrImU)

485 "Third, have a political and economic system that is family friendly to keep that society from aging out" Posted by: NaCly Dog

Fourth. Do not let the Nigerian Mafia take over vast areas of your southern regions. (even if they are enriching the Cosa Nostra via protection money)

just saw a video on that ... amazing to me they let huge crime syndicates destroy their country ... and yeah, Chinna buys up another part of the country, moves in their own people. Colonizing from China and Africa ... is there any WesternCiv left to fight, in Europe?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2020 02:20 PM (Cus5s)

486 It is hard to describe being a 14-18 year old dude. I have never been
that hungry before or since. It is something you feel in your bones.
When I was going through the kitchen cabinets and eating canned goods
that had been in there for 10 years, my mom just shook her head at me.

...


And sleep, without any chemical assistance, for 12 hours a night.


And the constant granite-hard boners.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 02:20 PM (LJes8)

487 taly has a very old population, median age of 47, and nearly a quarter over 65 or something around there. Also, the didn't shut down, and were very good woke world citizens who didn't want to stigmatize any Chinese.

Also, Italy's healthcare system is basically Medicare For All; (Servizio Sanitario Nazionale) the Government provides universal coverage and has price controls on hospitals and medical services

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 19, 2020 02:21 PM (BeYX8)

488 This how nuts this thing has gotten.


I get lots of email updates from vendors.


Apparently EVERYTHING is shut down in Switzerland except food stores and pharmacies.

Can't deliver my equipment.

This is crazy.


You would this Mexican Beer Virus was the biblical Creeping Death.


This is bullshit.


I need this equipment from Switzerland to finish this stupid project!!!!


Arghh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2020 02:21 PM (FVrDO)

489 Frankly, the same principle applies when dealing with adult women, really. If you work around attractive women, if you have women who are wives and girlfriends of others, you can NOTICE their attractiveness. And then realize you have no business letting it go any further.

Sure. I had a problem teaching Sunday School of all places, I taught adults, and one of the prettiest women I'd ever seen loved short dresses and she'd sit in class all proper and knees together but.... it was distracting. You gotta keep your head right and professional

But its true about a lot of areas. A married man can notice a girl is pretty, even sexy, but that's as far as it should ever go. The wife should really appreciate that he notices too, because he has discerning taste and can tell when someone is hot... then goes home to sleep with her, deliberately and willingly. That says a lot about her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:21 PM (KZzsI)

490 I would seriously look at Harmon and Raimondo (or whatever that guy's name is) from Rick & Morty. If they haven't been served warrants I'd love to know why.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 19, 2020 02:21 PM (ykYG2)

491 According to my parents, until the age of 7, if there was not food at the ready when I hit the kitchen in the morning I would pass out from low blood sugar.

They used to feed me oatmeal with 2 spoons until I was old enough to eat on my own.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2020 02:21 PM (x7mh6)

492 It is hard to describe being a 14-18 year old dude. I have never been that hungry before or since. It is something you feel in your bones. When I was going through the kitchen cabinets and eating canned goods that had been in there for 10 years, my mom just shook her head at me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2020 02:15 PM (QrImU)

And sleep, without any chemical assistance, for 12 hours a night.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 02:19 PM (RD7QR)


And zits. And an awkward voice. And random boners in math class. And funky body odor.

Life was grand. Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:21 PM (SENHs)

493 I just start with the assumption that Bobama was a
small minded narcissist, who enjoyed the title, the accolades, but had
little or nothing to do with the actual stuff happening in his
administration.



I would assume that includes the darker side of things. If there
were pedos all up and down the corridors of power, he likely didn't know
much if anything about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 02:12 PM (hku12)

On what basis? When you get to a certain level, unless you are blind, ignorant and braindead, you know which way is up.

Oh.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:17 PM (uEbPt)


Yeah, like I said, it's just an assumption. It's a starting point for trying to understand what was happening with him. I'm really not sure. Nobody is, I guess.

But I find some of the ValJar quotes out there telling. As well as folks who were not "Obama's people" who had to deal with them. It's the perception they had, that he wasn't really interested too much, and he left all the thinking to her.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2020 02:21 PM (hku12)

494 *And the constant granite-hard boners.*

Do go on.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 19, 2020 02:21 PM (BeYX8)

495 462
When I was young, my dad used to go to a drive through liquor store and
the employees would load up the trunk with cases of beer and liquor.




Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2020 02:16 PM (gmo/4)
Shoot, when I was NOT so young, we had drive thru beer barns in Texas. And you could drink it while you were driving.

As long as you didn't have to convince the nice officer that you didn't cross three lanes of traffic, the median, and 2 lines of oncoming traffic because you wuz drunk.

I had prosecuting attorney friends who said their favorites dashcam videos were the ones of the guys and girls yelling they weren't drunk, getting out of the car and falling flat on their ass.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:21 PM (e284m)

496 Cool, now arrest James Gunn before he fucks another kid

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 19, 2020 02:21 PM (ifmtJ)

497 When you step on the gas and hear that full throated growl, the feeling is not un-sexual.

Great. Now zombie is going to post his fag in the exhaust pipe picture again.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 02:21 PM (gd9RK)

498 Truckers too. They're relaxing some of the DoT guidelines so they can run harder, and they are balls to the wall now.
Posted by: joncelli

and the diesel mechanics keeping those trucks rolling, the truck stops that are home away from home for many of the truckers even more now,the power companies and their workers making sure we don't go dark where areas have snow and ice and flooding,the guys and gals still unloading coal boxcars,the people still delivering meals on wheels and checking on neighbors. many people still working long some very hard hours to be thankful for.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (NAbCm)

499
The did not take it seriously. Italian are lackadaisical about everything. This was no exception. Once they get going, they can do things though.
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 02:08 PM (zr5Kq)







Like how they lost WWII, it came down to industrial production.

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (EGyGV)

500 It's an ironic name in that child predators also use the code word Cheese Pizza when looking for child sexual abuse images online, substituting Cheese Pizza for Child Pornography. "Anyone have any Cheese Pizza?"

Not a joke.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (jxKF/)

501 Speak for yourself. It is humanly possible to appreciate the beauty of
something without it needing to have a sexual component. I don't want
to have sex with a Lambourghini Countach or a view of Mt Jefferson. I
can see how incredibly handsome a young Tom Sellek is without lusting
after him.

I'm just saying I might notice the beauty of a male athlete, I do not with females. Therefore I have to assume that I appreciate the male athlete differently than I do the female, not that I want to boink him. If you asked me to give you a list of attractive celebrities my list would be all male. The best I can do for women is "not ugly."

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (nRWPy)

502 Nobody seen the video yet of the OAN reporter putting the rest of the media on blast at today's press conference?

Yeah, it was a "sick burn" as the kids say but... I wish they would all just focus on what we need to know and informing the public during a health crisis.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

503 475 Doctor. Pizza.
Posted by: klaftern at March 19, 2020 02:19 PM (RuIsu)

He'd make a hell of a surgeon general!

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (Izzlo)

504 More good news here. SIL's doctor ordered her to get a COVID screen. The first level of that, which shows positive for a number of other things beside COVID-19, came back negative.

She got swabbed at a drive through on Sat and the lab sent the specimen to California for actual testing.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (di1hb)

505 ohhh Derb. the most autistic man on the Right.

well, he outgrew it. eventually.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (ykYG2)

506 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 19, 2020 02:23 PM (zlgJP)

507 and the diesel mechanics keeping those trucks
rolling, the truck stops that are home away from home for many of the
truckers even more now,the power companies and their workers making sure
we don't go dark where areas have snow and ice and flooding,the guys
and gals still unloading coal boxcars,the people still delivering meals
on wheels and checking on neighbors. many people still working long some
very hard hours to be thankful for.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (NAbCm)
I make it a specific point now to thank the people stocking the shelves in the grocery stores.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 02:23 PM (e284m)

508 But I find some of the ValJar quotes out there telling. As well as folks who were not "Obama's people" who had to deal with them. It's the perception they had, that he wasn't really interested too much, and he left all the thinking to her.

If anyone didn't think ValJar was his "minder" that was pretty much cemented when she continued to stay with him at Kalorama.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2020 02:23 PM (ZGrMX)

509 Proud to work for my company.

We're facing a massive slowdown across the country, and are discussing how to retain our employees until this passes, because we do not want our guys to go hungry and DO NOT want to hire new talent later.

So in the meantime, wherever humanly possible, we are trying to keep guys at work by having them assist and run tasks for the sequestered elderly as a community service.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2020 02:23 PM (v3NfP)

510 Bananas and radishes. Interesting combo.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 19, 2020 02:23 PM (Q7YFR)

511 497 When you step on the gas and hear that full throated growl, the feeling is not un-sexual.

Great. Now zombie is going to post his fag in the exhaust pipe picture again.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 02:21 PM (gd9RK


Once seen...can't unsee.

Talk about regretful click.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 02:23 PM (SENHs)

512 Like how they lost WWII, it came down to industrial production.


Italy did not lose WWII. They were on the winning side the whole time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 02:24 PM (gd9RK)

513 They ordered ziti instead of shells.
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Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 02:24 PM (G546f)

514 Students at Princeton University are calling on their college to implement a universal Pass/D/Fail grading system for all spring 2020 classes. This comes after widespread student support for a mandate to "reevaluate the weight of Princeton U midterms." The Daily Princetonian Editorial Board is leading the charge. On Saturday, the board published an editorial calling on the university to consider the P/D/F grading mandate.


May I suggest Community College

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2020 02:24 PM (3aI0K)

515 Speak for yourself. It is humanly possible to appreciate the beauty of something without it needing to have a sexual component. I don't want to have sex with a Lambourghini Countach or a view of Mt Jefferson. I can see how incredibly handsome a young Tom Sellek is without lusting after him.

Thank you!

I am so weirded out when people say things like, "Any man who says they're not sexually attracted to a young Charlton Heston (or whoever) is a damn liar."

Yeah, I'm not. I can see that he's handsome and I would like to be fit like him, but he and other handsome guys do zip for me sexually.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 02:24 PM (9t0Zz)

516 When I was 17, mother had pre-made hamburgers for me to heat up and eat two or three after school, so I could make it to dinner time.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 19, 2020 02:18 PM (YslsA)

My Dad use to take me to Little Caesars after football games and I would eat 1 and 1/2 pizzas. God I miss him, but I hate to say this I would be terrified if he was alive now, he was a Quad and I can't imagine what I would be doing to keep him safe.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 02:24 PM (dKiJG)

517 Nobody seen the video yet of the OAN reporter putting the rest of the media on blast at today's press conference?


Nope. What happened?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 02:25 PM (HaL55)

518 Sigh. Lots of women virtue signaling on Nextdoor about not going to the salon "indefinitely" because of the Yellow Peril.

And the lecturing to everyone by the holier-more concerned about Wuflu than thou crowd.

I'm staying out of that mess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

519 If you asked me to give you a list of attractive celebrities my list would be all male. The best I can do for women is "not ugly."

I think you're pretty unique in that, though. Women's magazines are packed with beautiful women because women are just beautiful and nice to look at no matter who you are. Men's magazines, unless they are, um, targeting a certain demographic, also have beautiful women and not a lot of guys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

520 505 ohhh Derb. the most autistic man on the Right.

well, he outgrew it. eventually.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (ykYG2)

He had intellectual Tourette's syndrome. That's how he lost the NRO gig. But he's hella smart.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 02:26 PM (RD7QR)

521 Look how active China is. Hmmmm.

https://tinyurl.com/ovyzthe

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 19, 2020 02:16 PM (bGY3H)


Nothing to see here comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 19, 2020 02:27 PM (BiNEL)

522 Truckers too. They're relaxing some of the DoT guidelines so they can run harder, and they are balls to the wall now. - Posted by: joncelli

Meanwhile, the dickhead Governor of Pennsylvania ordered the truck stops closed; so they can't stop to take a piss, get a shower, or have some food.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (BeYX8)

523 Yeah, it was a "sick burn" as the kids say but... I
wish they would all just focus on what we need to know and informing the
public during a health crisis.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

Totally 100% disagree. When "their guy" is in office they get 100 out of 101 questions just like that, and it's considered normal.

When it's our guy we're lucky to get 1 of the sort. It is necessary. People need to hear the truth.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (uEbPt)

524 522 Meanwhile, the dickhead Governor of Pennsylvania ordered the truck
stops closed; so they can't stop to take a piss, get a shower, or have
some food.


'round here, the fast food places are all drive-thru only; trucks don't fit. i have no idea how truckers are eating.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2020 02:29 PM (sGtp+)

525 When I was seventeen...

Excuse me. I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: creeper at March 19, 2020 02:30 PM (XxJt1)

526 illiniwek

The current prison release and voting strategy makes me think the inner Democrat party is led by criminals and criminal friendly.

Oh wait, we have proof from the DNC server releases.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2020 02:31 PM (u82oZ)

527 The best I can do for women is "not ugly."
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 02:22 PM (nRWPy)

I'm a straight woman and I certainly notice and evaluate women's beauty. When I see a photo of say, the young Catherine Denevue or Rita Hayworth, my reaction is more than "not ugly." That doesn't mean I want to have sex with them.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (d6Ksn)

528 Meanwhile, the dickhead Governor of Pennsylvania ordered the truck stops closed; so they can't stop to take a piss, get a shower, or have some food.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 19, 2020 02:28 PM (BeYX

Same with Ohio

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 02:33 PM (dKiJG)

529 522 Meanwhile, the dickhead Governor of Pennsylvania ordered the truck stops closed; so they can't stop to take a piss, get a shower, or have some food.

once food and gas and home heating fuel and medical supplies can no longer be stocked because truckers can no longer deliver then the pain will be felt by even those that feel immune from this chaos.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 19, 2020 02:34 PM (NAbCm)

530 I'm trying to figure out your deal. May take a little time because I don't jump without looking.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 02:19 PM (uEbPt)

It's easy. I believe thought leaders and leaders of the conservative movement who have been consistently wrong for the last decade, 2 decades, 3 decades, 4 decades, and 5 decades are clinging to power, control, and money thinking they remain credible with Gen X and younger when it's the complete opposite.
Why keep doing the same thing over and over again when it has brought nothing but harm to America, Americans, and blew up the conservative label? Why allow the same group of like minded people continue to drive the car they have repeated wrecked over and over again the last 50 years?
It makes no sense, and I welcome a major changing of the guard on the conservative/Right side.

Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 02:35 PM (wumkW)

531
I know everyone is justifiably enranged by the behavior of the national media. But I will say that our local news coverage here in Houston of this epidemic has been pretty well factual and helpful. We saw the same thing during Harvey. So they can get it right when they've tried everything else.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 19, 2020 05:02 PM (7rVsF)

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