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Let the Social Media-Ready Race Hoaxes begin...

Posted by: Ace at 08:44 PM




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Posted by: Cosda at March 18, 2020 08:45 PM (hoBio)

2 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2020 08:46 PM (KNsKs)

3 Well, do they? I'm curious to know too.

Posted by: Roy at March 18, 2020 08:46 PM (ABjxW)

4 I ate a bat once. The cork stuffing was a little dry.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at March 18, 2020 08:46 PM (wi3lx)

5 Hahaha... busted!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 18, 2020 08:46 PM (CjFDo)

6 Isn't this the pimp who fluffed for bestiality? He's worried about his kids being accused of eating bats? He's lucky they're not being called bat-fuckers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 18, 2020 08:47 PM (H5knJ)

7 4 I ate a bat once. The cork stuffing was a little dry.
Posted by: Lickmuffin at March 18, 2020 08:46 PM (wi3lx)

Do enough drugs first next time.

Posted by: Ozzy at March 18, 2020 08:47 PM (ABjxW)

8 False Flagging using kids. It's the go to tactic of Globalists and Marxists.

Posted by: it begins... at March 18, 2020 08:48 PM (a5D9R)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)

10 half-chinese so they only eat the back-end

Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 18, 2020 08:48 PM (g9x4e)

11 Hush! He's a Blue Check.

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2020 08:48 PM (786Ro)

12 #BUSTED

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)

13 But, did they finish the horse off first?

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)

14 >> can we not just cancel all debt held by China and China only?

We could. Who owns what it well know and tracked. However, the downside is that would be a big event. The US has always, always, redeemed its debt and paid in full. By repudiating it, even selectively, that would cause ramifications. Hey, they actual defaulted on a trillion.

Now, if it's time to go nuclear, then we go nuclear. Repudiating debt would be the nuclear option.

-------------

It is indeed a big step - but these are different times. I'm not sure we are there yet, but it has to be something that is at least considered.

Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 08:48 PM (sUTds)

15 Prrrreeettty sure most 3rd graders have no idea who John Cornyn is or what he says.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 18, 2020 08:48 PM (qc+VF)

16 I've had the misfortune of working in China a few times. They eat anything and everything.

Posted by: Cosda at March 18, 2020 08:48 PM (hoBio)

17 Present

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 08:48 PM (iTXRQ)

18 Backlash! We're backlashing the Chinese!

Posted by: Weasel at March 18, 2020 08:48 PM (MVjcR)

19 Hey dickhead. The virus CAME FROM CHINA. THEY ALL COME FROM CHINA.

It's not racism. ITS FUCKING FACT.

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Nick Searcy, INTERNATIONAL FILM & TELEVISION STAR
@yesnicksearcy
·
1h
Replying to
@cenkuygur

@JohnCornyn
and
@realDonaldTrump

They aren't supposed to be in school. Maybe you made all that shit up.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 08:49 PM (LJes8)

21 I know a lot of Taiwanese. They've always been adamant that they're NOT Chinese. I call BS.

Posted by: RS at March 18, 2020 08:49 PM (CNQqJ)

22 I'll say it again.
If being from China doesn't make the virus Chinese then why does being from Taiwan make his wife Chinese?

Posted by: 29victor at March 18, 2020 08:49 PM (BJKQV)

23 We were discussing Chunk's little story. He's not as good as Che-Che, though.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 18, 2020 08:49 PM (qobvn)

24 It's the CHY NEEEZ VIE RUSS that makes them eat bats.

Posted by: Roy at March 18, 2020 08:49 PM (ABjxW)

25 Ha, I think Steph's tweet back was the perfect rejoinder.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2020 08:49 PM (r+sAi)

26 Cenk. Shown a profit yet?

Or is it Chinese money propping your suck ass up?

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

27 I ate a bat once. The cork stuffing was a little dry.

Should have socked that as Sammy Sosa.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 18, 2020 08:50 PM (qc+VF)

28 Chunk go home. Really.

Posted by: klaftern at March 18, 2020 08:50 PM (RuIsu)

29 My 8 year old son, tears in his eyes, said "papaw, the zero-cost signalling done on social media is exactly the kind of behavior that John Stewart Mill warned would be used against the angels of our better nature."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2020 08:50 PM (LxTcq)

30 Did they tell you your dad was a real cunt ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 18, 2020 08:50 PM (M+Lyo)

31 21
I know a lot of Taiwanese. They've always been adamant that they're NOT Chinese. I call BS.

Posted by: RS at March 18, 2020 08:49 PM (CNQqJ)

This.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 08:50 PM (1CjJc)

32 Cent, do you sex camels?

Posted by: BamaBubba at March 18, 2020 08:50 PM (mAxkE)

33 If it was proven that China was behind this then why not a class action suit. They wouldn't need to cancel anything.

Posted by: Pliney at March 18, 2020 08:50 PM (nzKWW)

34 I'll make a deal with China, They stop the virus spreading shit and I'll stop backlashing.

Posted by: Weasel at March 18, 2020 08:50 PM (MVjcR)

35 29
My 8 year old son, tears in his eyes, said "papaw, the zero-cost
signalling done on social media is exactly the kind of behavior that
John Stewart Mill warned would be used against the angels of our better
nature."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2020 08:50 PM (LxTcq)

Threadwinner.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 08:51 PM (1CjJc)

36 None of my constituents want tax cuts. They want to pay more. They tell me so every time I see them.

Posted by: Senator Claghorn at March 18, 2020 08:51 PM (aKsyK)

37 False Flagging using kids. It's the go to tactic of Globalists and Marxists.

IIANM, AceCorp owns the copyright to "Chi Chi of the Quivering Lip."


Chunk Bestiality is doing it wrong.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 18, 2020 08:51 PM (HaL55)

38 I know a lot of Taiwanese. They've always been adamant that they're NOT Chinese. I call BS.

Posted by: RS at March 18, 2020 08:49 PM (CNQqJ)

This.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 08:50 PM (1CjJc)

the plot thikens

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)

39 Cenk.

That would make your kids TAIWANESE. See how that works?

LOL!! This is fun.

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 08:51 PM (Zz0t1)

40 I know a lot of Taiwanese. They've always been adamant that they're NOT Chinese. I call BS.


They'll call themselves what their political-opportunist father decides they'll call themselves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 08:51 PM (oVJmc)

41 ThunderB, #GetAGrip
@ThunderB
Replying to
@cenkuygur

You're in Los Angeles

ALL THE SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED

what, pray tell, did your children come home from



That's what I was wondering.

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2020 08:51 PM (786Ro)

42 Tens of millions of Chinese live in caves
so it follows they'd eat bats

https://tinyurl.com/rl4f2k5

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 08:51 PM (iTXRQ)

43 The Taiwanese HATE the Chinese. Same with Hong Kong.

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 08:51 PM (Zz0t1)

44 ThunderB!

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)

45 I know a lot of Taiwanese. They've always been adamant that they're NOT Chinese. I call BS.

Posted by: RS at March 18, 2020 08:49 PM (CNQqJ)

yeah, they hate that shit

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 18, 2020 08:52 PM (M+Lyo)

46 I was thinking that too. No way any* Taiwanese person would describe themselves as Chinese.

*OK, so maybe there are one or two Taiwanese who would. It's called hyperbole. Geez.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 18, 2020 08:52 PM (rWZ8Y)

47 I know a lot of Taiwanese. They've always been adamant that they're NOT Chinese. I call BS.



yeah, gonna take wild guess that the "Two-China Policy " pretty much just set itself on fire and jumped off the cliff.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 08:52 PM (LJes8)

48 Let the Social Media-Ready Race Hoaxes begin...

It's compulsory.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2020 08:52 PM (EgshT)

49 Yo, Chunk, the only racist you know is the one you look at in the mirror every morning.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 18, 2020 08:52 PM (WEBkv)

50 My 12 year old daughter hit a home run and the kids made fun of her because she used a bat. Heartbreaking.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2020 08:52 PM (r+sAi)

51 My kids are 16/20. John Cornyn is THEIR Senator. They don't know how he is...I asked. No rando 9 year old from where-ever Chunk lives knows who he is.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (ExV1e)

52 My kids are 1/16th Chinese. Nobody bothers them. And they voted for Trump.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (v1g3S)

53
Besides, it IS TRUE they eat bats.

Do you even science, chunk yogurt?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (JgW3r)

54 Greetings:

Guamanians eat roasted fruit bats and funny little nuts and green leaves and seem to have a wonderful time doing it. And they do not mind sharing at all.

Posted by: 11B40 at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (evgyj)

55 Willowed
Really good article on Powerline with an optimistic take on all of this.
Made me feel better. Maybe this two week hiatus will work.
Why can't I copy and paste a link?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (QzF6i)

56 Back in my day, we would have accused him of eating monkey brains.

Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (sUTds)

57 My little five-year-old, Pedro Xian, just came to me and asked me why the ugly fat man tells lies. I looked at him with tears in my eyes and didn't know what to tell him. We just held each other and cried.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (oVJmc)

58
Willowed and I think important:


420 410 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 08:48 PM (cfSRQ)

Since Trump is declaring himself a sort of de facto wartime president, he should be using the money to incentivize the relocation and construction of new factories back here.

8-year tax holiday, no red tape, suspension of all EPA, OSHA, etc. regulations.

We have got to mobilize like we did in World War 2. It is THAT crucial.

Also gives us the opportunity to dissolve the bureaucracy, perhaps permanently.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (pS94+)

59

I rate this story as true as Ana what's her face's story about on election day 2016 the racist white guys saying racist things.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (ENSZ9)

60 I ate a bat once. The cork stuffing was a little dry.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at March 18, 2020 08:46 PM (wi3lx)


They taste better dipped in pine tar.

Posted by: George Brett at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (xPl2J)

61 For about the 20th time this week...

Sure Jan.

Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (LaluL)

62 My takeaway is that the Taiwanese must not be very discriminating if one of them married that PoS, and I feel very sorry for the kids.

I also find it funny he did not say what his answer to the kid was!

Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (BiNEL)

63 Bloomberg pledges $40 million to fight COVID-19. Isn't that less than 10% of what he just lit on fire running for President?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (TLxpZ)

64 Turkwanese

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2020 08:54 PM (786Ro)

65 ThunderB!


x 2!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 18, 2020 08:54 PM (HaL55)

66 Why can't I copy and paste a link?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (QzF6i)

whats happening when u do ?

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)

67 64 Turkwanese
Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2020 08:54 PM (786Ro)


Formosa his adult life, anyway...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2020 08:54 PM (pS94+)

68 Yes son I fed you bat.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 18, 2020 08:54 PM (j3npP)

69 It's very simple, kids. Your mom is from free, democratic Taiwan, and is not the Chinese Communist scum who caused a worldwide pandemic.

Posted by: Cenk! at March 18, 2020 08:54 PM (I2/tG)

70 I ate a bat in Reno,
Just to watch him die

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2020 08:55 PM (786Ro)

71 63
Bloomberg pledges $40 million to fight COVID-19. Isn't that less than 10% of what he just lit on fire running for President?


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (TLxpZ)

Yes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 08:55 PM (1CjJc)

72 I'm sure he'll say the kid told him that before the schools closed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2020 08:55 PM (aKsyK)

73 The Taiwanese have a great pride; They don't particularly care for the mainlanders. Also 7-11s in Taiwan are a wonder to behold.

Posted by: RS at March 18, 2020 08:55 PM (CNQqJ)

74 Bloomberg's 40 million going to fight COVID in Africa.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 08:55 PM (QzF6i)

75 "climate of hate" in 3...2....1

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 08:55 PM (LJes8)

76 Also gives us the opportunity to dissolve the bureaucracy, perhaps permanently.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (pS94+)


Oh JJ, I would love to know what you are smoking, becasue the grafting politicians will never allow the bureaucracy to be dismantled!

Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 18, 2020 08:55 PM (BiNEL)

77 My bat struggled to catch my eye and with tears in their eyes implored me to defeat the Orange Man. They were shaking.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 18, 2020 08:56 PM (dmYb7)

78 And they were Kung Flu fighting...
Those cats were fast a lightning....

Posted by: Gbone at March 18, 2020 08:56 PM (0vzJL)

79 We have got to mobilize like we did in World War 2. It is THAT crucial.

Also gives us the opportunity to dissolve the bureaucracy, perhaps permanently.

---------------

When this country mobilizes, it can mobilize fast. The Pentagon was built in 6 months. Entire assembly lines turned on a dime from building cars to building tanks and planes. We built 150 aircraft carriers in 4 years.

Yes we should. And we will reap the reward in a new global order yearning to recover.

Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 08:56 PM (sUTds)

80 Quick, somebody photoshop his head on the hillary loss screaming lady.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2020 08:56 PM (r+sAi)

81 76 Also gives us the opportunity to dissolve the bureaucracy, perhaps permanently.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (pS94+)

Oh JJ, I would love to know what you are smoking, becasue the grafting politicians will never allow the bureaucracy to be dismantled!
Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 18, 2020 08:55 PM (BiNEL)


I can DREAM, can't I?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2020 08:56 PM (pS94+)

82 72 I'm sure he'll say the kid told him that before the schools closed.


There's no way fatboy would have sat on a story like that for more than twelve seconds.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 08:56 PM (oVJmc)

83 Bloomberg pledges $40 million to fight COVID-19. Isn't that less than 10% of what he just lit on fire running for President?

And he's giving the $40 million to foreigners. Dead Americans don't concern him.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 18, 2020 08:56 PM (I2/tG)

84 The thing that's most surprising is not that Chunk lied it's that some women actually allowed that whale to copulate with her and produce offspring.


Shudder.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2020 08:56 PM (FVrDO)

85 Prrrreeettty sure most 3rd graders have no idea who John Cornyn is or what he says.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 18, 2020 08:48 PM (qc+VF)

LOL. Especially in SoCal where this lying tool lives.

Three weeks ago I'd never heard of him. Now, after his dismal performance in the election (he makes Pete Buttygig look like the wonder candidate!) and watching his 2016 election night breakdown, I know him to be a total lying asshole.

I feel sorry for his kids (assuming he actually has some).

Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2020 08:56 PM (LaluL)

86 I think I saw something this morning about Taiwan sending us some face masks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (j3npP)

87 66
Why can't I copy and paste a link?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (QzF6i)



whats happening when u do ?

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)
I get a message that says something about something and to go back and fix it but message won;t post.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (QzF6i)

88 Bloomberg's 40 million going to fight COVID in Africa.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 08:55 PM (QzF6i)


That would be a million per citizen!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)

89 y 8 year old son, tears in his eyes, said "papaw, the zero-cost
signalling done on social media is exactly the kind of behavior that
John Stewart Mill warned would be used against the angels of our better
nature."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2020 08:50 PM (LxTcq)

Threadwinner.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 08:51 PM (1CjJc)


For certain sure.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (TdMsT)

90 Cenk is such a bag of shit...sell sell sell

Posted by: Bash and Dash at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (yhf6w)

91 These stories of the racist troglodyte American being lectured and shown up in the grocery check-out line was once a staple of the Sinister side of the Internet about 15 years ago. Che-Che and his daughter "who gave him strength to go on" was the pinnacle.


Chunk is just appropriating the works of others.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (qobvn)

92 Turkwanese
Posted by: Hands


Formosa his adult life, anyway...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



The more things Chiang, the more they stay the same

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (786Ro)

93 False Flagging using kids. It's the go to tactic of Globalists and Marxists.
Posted by: it begins... at March 18, 2020 08:48 PM


HOW DARE YOU?!

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (DMUuz)

94 53
Besides, it IS TRUE they eat bats.

Do you even science, chunk yogurt?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (JgW3r)

How do they keep their little legs apart?

Posted by: 29victor at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (BJKQV)

95 I don't have kids, but if I did, they sure as hell wouldn't be big crybabies.

Posted by: Weasel at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (MVjcR)

96 Hey I beat the boss!!
Better watch out for Ace's shelves falling on me

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 18, 2020 08:58 PM (TQ70H)

97 Good one, BourbonChicken.

Cancelling (repudiating) USG debt would be a poor option for achieving the stated purpose. With the enormous web of economic and other interactions with China, I'd say no need to even look at it.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 18, 2020 08:58 PM (El6T/)

98 I saw Half Taiwanese open for Half Japanese and Half Man Half Biscuit back in '83 at the Warfield in SF.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 08:58 PM (8B6Ng)

99 And he's giving the $40 million to foreigners. Dead Americans don't concern him.


Neither do live ones, apparently.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 18, 2020 08:58 PM (HaL55)

100 Sharon, the powerline link I suspect you were looking for.

https://tinyurl.com/vmvetgf

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 08:58 PM (1CjJc)

101 Russia's pledging to send us more collander face masks.

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2020 08:58 PM (786Ro)

102 Ace, thanks for the comforting animal vids in the sidebar.

Not kidding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 08:58 PM (ptqGC)

103 How do they keep their little legs apart?

Posted by: 29victor at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (BJKQV)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 08:59 PM (1CjJc)

104 Bloomberg's 40 million going to fight COVID in Africa.


He's hoping to win their delegates.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 08:59 PM (oVJmc)

105 Bloomberg's 40 million going to fight COVID in Africa.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 08:55 PM (QzF6i)


Brian Williams: He could take that money and give a million dollars to each person with corona virus and still have money left over.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2020 08:59 PM (ENSZ9)

106 we should celebrate bats

bunting would be appropriate

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2020 08:59 PM (rpxSz)

107 In the interest of full disclosure, I feel I must inform you all that my SIL is from Taiwan. No shit. Don't shun me bro!

Posted by: Weasel at March 18, 2020 08:59 PM (MVjcR)

108
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (QzF6i)



whats happening when u do ?



Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)
I get a message that says something about something and to go back and fix it but message won;t post.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (QzF6i)


Go to tinyurl.com

Typically, it doesn't like the length and in general, Pixie hates it when you paste something in. Often it can mean the barrel. Don't go full barrel.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 08:59 PM (8B6Ng)

109 Chunk Ugly ran for Katie Hill's vacant seat; voting was held on March 3 --

With 6.6% of the total vote, he's an stoppable juggernaut. He lost to a Dem and TWO Repubs, a stray dog and a bowl of bat soup that received higher vote totals than him.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2020 09:00 PM (XF4b8)

110 Gov of CO just extended school closings thru April 17

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 09:00 PM (iTXRQ)

111 Paradise by the Dashboard is a rocking music video

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 18, 2020 09:00 PM (PUmDY)

112
Good news. SOme Frog doctor just released a paper showing a high cure rate for corona using a anti-malarial drug. It's a good study (they say). It was with 40 corona patients somewhere in France. This is a big deal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 18, 2020 09:00 PM (rCwaK)

113 we should celebrate bats

bunting would be appropriate
Posted by: REDACTED

Lol

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2020 09:00 PM (vd8XM)

114 Of course the other kids asked if they eat bats. It is what kids do.

Probably asked if they eat rice everyday too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 18, 2020 09:00 PM (1g7ch)

115 How do they keep their little legs apart?
Posted by: 29victor at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (BJKQV)


$20, same as in town.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner



ba-dump-BAH!

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2020 09:00 PM (786Ro)

116 Kids - you're half Taiwanese and half Turkish.

You should be deeply, deeply ashamed of being half Turkish, particularly since I'm a racist who denies the Armenian genocide.

Posted by: Cenk! at March 18, 2020 09:00 PM (I2/tG)

117 With 6.6% of the total vote, he's an stoppable juggernaut. He lost to a Dem and TWO Repubs, a stray dog and a bowl of bat soup that received higher vote totals than him.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2020 09:00 PM (XF4b8


Dipshit broke out the "America's Rayciss" card a bit too late.

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 09:00 PM (Zz0t1)

118 Grasshopper Cenk why so sad? Is the bat evil for your chillruns having eaten it or are you evil for inventing a bullshit story to attack those you hate?

Look to your heart, young Cenk, and try to reason.

But first, you will eat a big bag o'dicks to cleanse the impure thoughts you have and please work harder at being less foolish.

Posted by: Master Po at March 18, 2020 09:00 PM (Z+IKu)

119 Just announced on Tucker that an old malaria drug is very effective in treating Wuhan flu. If true a HUGE game changer.

Posted by: Timon at March 18, 2020 09:01 PM (dKm4U)

120 Everything is about to change.


And I think it's gonna make the post-9/11 changes look tiny.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 09:01 PM (LJes8)

121 86
I think I saw something this morning about Taiwan sending us some face masks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (j3npP)

Sweden is sending us Greta Thunberg, who has been retrained to see coronavirus in the air.

I am not buying it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 09:01 PM (1CjJc)

122 Has the #backlash started?

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:01 PM (cEJU4)

123 The only person who should eat bats is Dick Grayson.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 09:01 PM (oVJmc)

124 I get a message that says something about something and to go back and fix it but message won;t post.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

If there's a smiley face or some cartoon, sometimes there's a prob w/ that.

Just copying printed matter shouldn't be a prob.

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2020 09:01 PM (arJlL)

125


JUST TRYINGTA HAVE A REASONABLE DISCUSSION!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (lg/F7)

126 I get a message that says something about something and to go back and fix it but message won;t post.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 08:57 PM (QzF6i)

Go to tinyurl.com

Typically, it doesn't like the length and in general, Pixie hates it when you paste something in. Often it can mean the barrel. Don't go full barrel.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 08:59 PM (8B6Ng)

yes, try tiny.

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (zr5Kq)

127 Why can't I copy and paste a link?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM


When you can snatch the preview return from tinyurl, it will be time for you to leave, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Master Po at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (DMUuz)

128 It's like the sports figures and movie stars who get media interviews and articles praising them for donating the salary equivalent of one of us putting a five dollar bill in the Salvation Army bucket at Christmas.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (41rs/)

129 I would make fun of Sinks retard kids for having Sink as a father

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (flINI)

130 Do any of the schoolkids ask if they massacre capitalists, prison and torture political dissidents or harvest the organs of Muslims to sell on the international market?

Posted by: 29victor at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (BJKQV)

131 And his kids are Taiwanese...they have NO love for the PRC

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (ONvIw)

132 Bats stole my childhood.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (EgshT)

133 104 Bloomberg's 40 million going to fight COVID in Africa.


plus and it's a big plus

he gonna teach everyone to farm

such a menusch

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (rpxSz)

134 Everything is about to change.


And I think it's gonna make the post-9/11 changes look tiny.

-----------

Amazing to think that this may be the true defining moment for the Millenial generation. Not 9/11.

Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (sUTds)

135 Cenk eats goats.

Fresh from the neighboring village.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (1g7ch)

136 I thought the Chinese killed all the Uygers.

Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (Qf83p)

137 Over/under the PRC invades and/or absorbs Taiwan and what remains of Hong Kong during this pandemic they started? I give it very good odds, particularly now that they know the party is winding down.

The trust fund pseudo-communists, and this likely includes Cenk, know their gravy train is coming to an end. Some poor-ass unemployed waiter in Manhattan won't be left holding the bag this time.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (puu6v)

138 Good news. SOme Frog doctor just released a paper
showing a high cure rate for corona using a anti-malarial drug. It's a
good study (they say). It was with 40 corona patients somewhere in
France. This is a big deal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 18, 2020 09:00 PM (rCwaK)


The South Koreans have been using an anti-malaria drug combined with zinc

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (ENSZ9)

139 Taiwanians are not Chinese.

Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (7esQ2)

140 Just announced on Tucker that an old malaria drug is very effective in treating Wuhan flu. If true a HUGE game changer.

Posted by: Timon at March 18, 2020 09:01 PM (dKm4U)


If it's the one we took in Botswana two years ago, it will be awesome.

Horrible headaches, and unbelievable nightmares. But still better than Kung Flu.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (ptqGC)

141 Hey Bloomberg you just wasted what a half a billion on a losing plan to buy your way to the top. How about stimulating the economy by giving everyone a million dollars and you still will come out ahead

Posted by: morigu at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (Eu98u)

142
Good news. SOme Frog doctor just released a paper showing a high cure rate for corona using a anti-malarial drug. It's a good study (they say). It was with 40 corona patients somewhere in France. This is a big deal.



Quinine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (oVJmc)

143 Pendejos. You don' eat the bats. You lick them.

Posted by: Yasiel Puig at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (786Ro)

144 JUST TRYINGTA HAVE A REASONABLE DISCUSSION!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (lg/F7)


This is the wrong blog for that!
The Reasonable Discussions blog is down the hall.

Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (BiNEL)

145
Just announced on Tucker that an old malaria drug is very effective in treating Wuhan flu. If true a HUGE game changer.
Posted by: Timon at March 18, 2020 09:01 PM (dKm4U)


Quinine??

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)

146 sharon, is it this?

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/03/an-optimistic-take-on-covid-19.php

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (ExV1e)

147 cenkuygur, go fuck an augur with your backhole, or give yourself a fronthole.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 18, 2020 09:04 PM (smxnK)

148 Just announced on Tucker that an old malaria drug is very effective in treating Wuhan flu. If true a HUGE game changer.
Posted by: Timon at March 18, 2020 09:01 PM (dKm4U)


Gin and Tonic back in style!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 18, 2020 09:04 PM (1g7ch)

149 "135 Cenk eats goats.

Fresh from the neighboring village."

You are what you fuck, then.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:04 PM (puu6v)

150 SOme Frog doctor just released a paper

showing a high cure rate for corona using a anti-malarial drug. It's a

good study (they say). It was with 40 corona patients somewhere in

France. This is a big deal.



Posted by: publius,


So the question is how fast and how much can we make?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 09:04 PM (LJes8)

151

Frog doctor, some renowned authority, says this stops the patients from being contagious in 6 days.

If this works, well, it's been nipped in the bud, and the economic destruction will soon end.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 18, 2020 09:04 PM (rCwaK)

152 >And I think it's gonna make the post-9/11 changes look tiny.
Posted by: deplorable unperson


I believe one of the aftereffects of 9/11 was the splintering of American society even further than just right vs left

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 09:04 PM (iTXRQ)

153 No flounder that's not it. Title is An Optimistic Take on COVID. Michael Levitt Israeli American chemist analyzed growth rate of infection and finds that China should see the end of the virus in March. That even on the cruise ship with people breathing the same air and in close quarters, only 20% got it.I was heartened by this article and it is worth a read.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 09:04 PM (QzF6i)

154 Gin and tonic for the win.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

155 I'm not drinking gin!!!!!!

Posted by: Pliney at March 18, 2020 09:04 PM (nzKWW)

156 Just announced on Tucker that an old malaria drug is very effective in treating Wuhan flu. If true a HUGE game changer.

Posted by: Timon at March 18, 2020 09:01 PM (dKm4U)





Quinine??

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)

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Gin and tonics for everyone!

Better safe than sorry!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:04 PM (cfSRQ)

157 Well, my children are 1/2,048th Native American, and I can tell you when my children came home from school after the kids completely ignored this fact, I was heartbroken.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2020 09:04 PM (Wm5SB)

158 Bela Lugosi named Kung Flu spokesbat

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2020 09:04 PM (rpxSz)

159 Trump saying big announcement tomorrow from the FDA. Treatment for Corona virus?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 18, 2020 09:05 PM (6j4QL)

160 This is the wrong blog for that!
The Reasonable Discussions blog is down the hall.
Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G

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No, it isn't!!

Posted by: Argument Clinic at March 18, 2020 09:05 PM (Y4EXg)

161 Quinine??
Posted by: runner


I remember her from when MTV actually played music videos.

Remember that?

Remember laughter?

Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2020 09:05 PM (Qf83p)

162 70% alcohol will kill the commie Chinese virus.
40% alcohol creates a negative environment for the commie Chinese virus.

Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 09:05 PM (7esQ2)

163 Sorry, do tinyurl as suggested.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 09:05 PM (1CjJc)

164 Taiwanians are not Chinese.

Taiwan has been politically separate from China for the last 115 years, except for 1945-1949, first as a Japanese colony, and then as an independent country.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 18, 2020 09:05 PM (I2/tG)

165 Quinine.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Gin and tonic will cure it?

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2020 09:05 PM (vd8XM)

166 Never been a fan of gin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 09:05 PM (2B9A/)

167 146
sharon, is it this?



https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/03/an-optimistic-take-on-covid-19.php

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (ExV1e)


YES!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 09:05 PM (QzF6i)

168 So the question is how fast and how much can we make?

We're on it!

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at March 18, 2020 09:05 PM (EgshT)

169 119 Just announced on Tucker that an old malaria drug is very effective in treating Wuhan flu. If true a HUGE game changer.
Posted by: Timon at March 18, 2020 09:01 PM (dKm4U)

How old? Jesuit's bark or wormwood old?

Posted by: 29victor at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (BJKQV)

170 dogface gets busted!

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (eAjRv)

171 Wasn't it Raiders of the Lost Ark or one of those Speilberg movies - one of the ones with Kate Capshaw - where they make fun of the horrible "foods" offered for dinner by their hosts in Asia wherever they were supposed to be?

They offer yummy fried bugs to Kate and she replies she doesn't want them, that she had bugs for lunch.

Posted by: Boots at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (oGBso)

172 Bela Lugosi named Kung Flu spokesbat

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2020 09:04 PM (rpxSz)


zombie Adam West: What am I chopped bat soup?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (ENSZ9)

173 Good news: China make our Quinine supply.
j/k

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (r+sAi)

174 Quinine??



Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)

Chloroquinone. And the side effects may be worse than the disease. I believe there is a class action from use on military troops.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (1CjJc)

175 Welp, we've just been told we can't visit my mean 95 y.o. MiL in her retirement community in ATL.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (ptqGC)

176 Quinine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (oVJmc)

Always keep a bottle or two of tonic in case of leg cramps in the middle of the night.
BTW, now I'm seeing that anti-inflammatories might exacerbate the Kung Flu? WTF?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (8B6Ng)

177
The French are also the jokesters who announced they "Cloned" a person. Remember that?

Turned out to be a Cult...run by a race car driver!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (JgW3r)

178 This is the wrong blog for that!
The Reasonable Discussions blog is down the hall.
Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G

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No, it isn't!!

Posted by: Argument Clinic at March 18, 2020 09:05 PM (Y4EXg)

\
You can't argue here!

Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (BiNEL)

179 The classmates were undoubtedly wearing MAGA hats. It's always part of the these stories, right?

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (dYe5S)

180 Ah the quinine analog. If it was me, I'd favor the remdesivir they used on the first batch of cruise patients.

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (ONvIw)

181 So is Billy Procida this fuck's stage name?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (smxnK)

182 Sweden is sending us Greta Thunberg, who has been retrained to see coronavirus in the air.

I am not buying it.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 09:01 PM (1CjJc)

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HOW DARE YOU!?

Posted by: Greta the Virus Slayer at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (cfSRQ)

183
Hats off to Costco.
Want TP and PT?
Get in line (fast moving) and a Costco employee will hand you one each.
No mob scene.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (t6XCL)

184 100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (qc+VF)

185 Earlier today, in response to someone who said there were only 4 reported/confirmed cases in Austin, I said I doubted that because I personally know 3 people with confirmed diagnosis. But it turns out I was wrong- 1 of the 3 was tested but never got it. His wife was confirmed but she and their daughter are already recovered..

I just want to be accurate (unlike this Cenkugyr guy!)

Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (LaluL)

186 Which one? Cover your heart!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (PUmDY)

187 Wasn't it Raiders of the Lost Ark or one of those Speilberg movies - one of the ones with Kate Capshaw - where they make fun of the horrible "foods" offered for dinner by their hosts in Asia wherever they were supposed to be?

They offer yummy fried bugs to Kate and she replies she doesn't want them, that she had bugs for lunch.
Posted by: Boots


Your supposed to sock Spurwing Plover when you do that.

Rules.

Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (Qf83p)

188 I can cram a 2 liter pepsi bottle up my ass and fart in D-minor!

Posted by: Snowflake Super Powers at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (yhf6w)

189
Chunk Yogurt

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (JgW3r)

190 139 Taiwanians are not Chinese.
Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (7esQ2)

Fact. They come up past your knees.

Posted by: 29victor at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (BJKQV)

191 Just announced on Tucker that an old malaria drug is very effective in treating Wuhan flu. If true a HUGE game changer.



How old? Jesuit's bark or wormwood old?



*ties onion to belt*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (LJes8)

192 Welp, we've just been told we can't visit my mean 95 y.o. MiL in her retirement community in ATL.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (ptqGC)


Yep, they started that yesterday in CA. I just dropped off some meds for my mom today. Had to get liquid and chewies because she's taken to spitting out the pills. Sadly, she's got dementia, so she's not going to understand why I'm not visiting even if they explain it to her (again).

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (8B6Ng)

193 IIRC, the majority of Taiwanese are ethnically Chinese but have lived o nthe island for many, many generations. A minority are nationalist Chinese who came over from the mainland with Chiang-kai Shek after Mao won the war. A even smaller minority are indigenous Taiwanese who predate the ethnic Chinese.

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (786Ro)

194 Cent, does your wife approve of you using the kids as a human shield?

Posted by: Picric at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (YxCXF)

195 184 100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (qc+VF)

Senck OOOO-gur.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (2B9A/)

196 The French are also the jokesters who announced they "Cloned" a person. Remember that?



Turned out to be a Cult...run by a race car driver!





Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (JgW3r)

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Wait, Milli Vanilli wasn't real????

*sobs*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (cfSRQ)

197 Talked about a cure, from a malaria vaccine. Results of 40 patients, all cured. Stanford Medical Center, Trump to speak in the morning.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (TQ70H)

198 Cloroquine and some zinc, think that was found to be helpful to some patients in South Korea, there's a fairly straightforward explanation, how these things reduce the something something of the virus' receptor something, somehow.

Sorry for the technical, jargonish, abstruse explanation.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (El6T/)

199 I can DREAM, can't I?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2020 08:56 PM (pS94+)

Oh I might say, you're a Dreamer,

But you're not the only one,

0

Posted by: trev006 at March 18, 2020 09:09 PM (mSjr7)

200 189
Chunk Yogurt
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (JgW3r)

I lol'd.

Posted by: 29victor at March 18, 2020 09:09 PM (BJKQV)

201 184 100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"

Dic waad

Posted by: Pliney at March 18, 2020 09:09 PM (nzKWW)

202 100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (qc+VF)

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"Butt Pirate."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:09 PM (cfSRQ)

203 I can cram a 2 liter pepsi bottle up my ass and fart in D-minor!

Posted by: Snowflake Super Powers at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (yhf6w)

ahahaahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2020 09:09 PM (ENSZ9)

204 Chloroquinone. And the side effects may be worse
than the disease. I believe there is a class action from use on military
troops.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (1CjJc)


I don't know if that's the same stuff the Marines being deployed into Shitcanistan had to take, but my female doc prescribed it for us going back to S. Africa two years ago.

Horrible. Vivid, gawd-awful nightmares, awful headaches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

205 "180 Ah the quinine analog. If it was me, I'd favor the remdesivir they used on the first batch of cruise patients."

It's marketed as Plaquenil. I used it to treat rheumatoid arthritis with some success. It very well may work.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:09 PM (puu6v)

206 100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg


Dick Wad.

Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2020 09:09 PM (Qf83p)

207 he classmates were undoubtedly wearing MAGA hats. It's always part of the these stories, right?
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (dYe5S)

Undboutedly, given the SoCal location and age of the tormentors.

9 year old mega political conservatives just abound in SoCal.

Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2020 09:09 PM (LaluL)

208 100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (qc+VF)


Throatwobbler Mangrove

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2020 09:09 PM (ENSZ9)

209 Wait, Milli Vanilli wasn't real????

*sobs*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (cfSRQ)


snap out of it !! this is no time to go soft !

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (zr5Kq)

210 100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (qc+VF)

Ahhhhhss Hhooool......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (Z+IKu)

211 Dic waad
Posted by: Pliney


Holey crikeys. Are you me?

Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (Qf83p)

212 Well okay you're the only Dreamer,
Because this song really got away from me

Posted by: trev006 at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (mSjr7)

213
Step One in this process should be to get out of Japan's politics and let them re-arm.

They will say that their constitution doesn't allow it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2020 08:38 PM (aKsyK)





Ko-k Suk-er

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (EGyGV)

214 198
Cloroquine and some zinc, think that was found to be helpful to some
patients in South Korea, there's a fairly straightforward explanation,
how these things reduce the something something of the virus' receptor
something, somehow.



Sorry for the technical, jargonish, abstruse explanation.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (El6T/)

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Soooo, gin and tonic and that Airborne stuff?

That's the ticket?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (cfSRQ)

215 Who is this cent person and why should he matter to me?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (6j4QL)

216 Chloroquinone. And the side effects may be worse than the disease. I believe there is a class action from use on military troops.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM


They dose the food in the mess halls with. It kills your desire.

Posted by: Clinger at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (DMUuz)

217 Isn't "No, but in yellow" racist, too? I am sure someone has pointed this out by now, right?

And cool story that isn't true at all, bro.

Chunk. What a terrible, no good, garbage person.

Posted by: turambar at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (Gylu/)

218 159 Trump saying big announcement tomorrow from the FDA. Treatment for Corona virus?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 18, 2020 09:05 PM (6j4QL)



Probably just approval for more or faster and accurate testing.

Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (Z7lwY)

219 Horrible. Vivid, gawd-awful nightmares, awful headaches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

Any decent brand of scotch u'll do that!
-Montgomery Scott

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (2B9A/)

220
Shit. Fucked that one up. 2nd try...

100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (qc+VF)



Ko-k Suk-er

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2020 09:11 PM (EGyGV)

221 I don't know if that's the same stuff the Marines
being deployed into Shitcanistan had to take, but my female doc
prescribed it for us going back to S. Africa two years ago.

Horrible. Vivid, gawd-awful nightmares, awful headaches.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroquine
Not Cholorquinone.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 09:11 PM (1CjJc)

222 Frog doctor, some renowned authority, says this stops the patients from being contagious in 6 days.



If this works, well, it's been nipped in the bud, and the economic destruction will soon end.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 18, 2020 09:04 PM (rCwaK)


Power tripping politicians: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2020 09:11 PM (ENSZ9)

223
Anyone want to hear a story?

Speaking of airplanes...anyone remember this?

April 1994
a FedEx DC-10 is flying from Memphis to California, fully loaded, fully fueled.

The flight crew is 3 men, two pilots and a flight engineer. The only passenger in the jump seat is an board is an off-duty flight engineer named Auburn Calloway.

Calloway boards the plane first, enters the cockpit, and shuts off the CVR, cockpit voice recorder. Why?
Because Calloway is planning on murdering the flight crew and crashing the plane so his wife can collect his life insurance. The flight engineer, Peterson, sees the CVR turned off and turns it back on.

Calloway packed 4 hammers, a knife, and a spear gun in a guitar case.

After takeoff, the DC-10 has reached 18,000 feet and still climbing. Calloway enters the cockpit and hits all three men in the head, giving them severe injuries, and then leaves the cockpit to get his speargun to hold the men and do what he wants them to do to stage his scene.

Two of the injured men go after Calloway and struggle with him in the galley behind the cockpit, the third man, Captain Tucker, remains in the cockpit, dazed and partially paralyzed, to continue flying the plane.

Meanwhile the other captain and the flight engineer are having a hard time battling Calloway, who is a martial arts experts. Captain Tucker starts doing abrupt maneuvers to throw Calloway around the cabin to give the other men a chance to get his weapons. Eventually, Tucker rolls the plane upside down. The bloody fight in the cabin continues on the ceiling of the plane!

Tucker, with his sever head injury, puts the inverted DC-10 into a dive and manages to regain level flight. Amazing. Like, no one has ever done that before and never will. The fight in the galley, however, is not over. Captain Sanders returns to cockpit and relieves Tucker. Tucker holds the spear gun on Calloway, who was still trying to get his weapons and kill them. Sanders tells Tucker to kill Calloway. Tucker says he's under control.

Sanders, without dumping fuel, safely lands the heavy plane back in Memphis. The critically injured crew recovered. Calloway went to prison. Many miracles that day.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 09:11 PM (JgW3r)

224
snap out of it !! this is no time to go soft !

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (zr5Kq)

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You sound just like my wife.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 18, 2020 09:11 PM (cfSRQ)

225 215 Who is this cent person and why should he matter to me?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (6j4QL)



He runs The Young Turks. And also attempted to run for Throuple Hill's open seat. Oh and he thinks beastiality is totally cool.

Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2020 09:11 PM (Z7lwY)

226 Soooo Turkish-Sino little ones are being " berated " by their school chums. If so I am picking it's not because of flu, it may be they have worked out that you are their parent and a collosal yawing arsehole.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at March 18, 2020 09:11 PM (bgJ0E)

227 They dose the food in the mess halls with. It kills your desire.
Posted by: Clinger at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (DMUuz)

I thought that was salt peter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 09:11 PM (2B9A/)

228
Some Frog doctor just released a paper showing a high cure rate for corona using a anti-malarial drug.

Hello, my baby!
Hello, my honey!
Hello, my ragtime gal!

Posted by: W.B. Frog at March 18, 2020 09:11 PM (aKsyK)

229 Cenk eats goats.

Fresh from the neighboring village."


No.

He jerks them off. To Completion.

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)

230 195 184 100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (qc+VF)

Pleez bang mi azz

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2020 09:12 PM (rpxSz)

231 "204 Chloroquinone. And the side effects may be worse
than the disease. I believe there is a class action from use on military
troops.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM (1CjJc)

I don't know if that's the same stuff the Marines being deployed into Shitcanistan had to take, but my female doc prescribed it for us going back to S. Africa two years ago.

Horrible. Vivid, gawd-awful nightmares, awful headaches."

I think they are focusing on Plaquenil, Jane. It is pretty effective with rheumatoid arthritis, which is an auto-immune disorder so it makes sense. We'll see tomorrow, probably.

But...guess where almost all Plaquenil is manufactured? One guess!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:12 PM (puu6v)

232 As in Korea, many (well nowadays, fewer and fewer remaining) oldsters in Taiwan learned Japanese in school (colonial period). Also, as in Korea, diet includes a huge amount of Japanese items.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 18, 2020 09:12 PM (El6T/)

233 198
Cloroquine and some zinc, think that was found to be helpful to some
patients in South Korea, there's a fairly straightforward explanation,
how these things reduce the something something of the virus' receptor
something, somehow.



Sorry for the technical, jargonish, abstruse explanation.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM (El6T/)

So are you saying that I should stop my daily mercury injections?

Posted by: 29victor at March 18, 2020 09:12 PM (BJKQV)

234 I watched the spaceX launch today. The rocket delivered 60 starlink satellites. They lost the falcon 9, that had been on five missions previously.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2020 09:12 PM (LxTcq)

235 Sorry for the technical, jargonish, abstruse explanation.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 18, 2020 09:08 PM


After review, there was no math. The post stands. Carry on.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2020 09:12 PM (DMUuz)

236 Does Ms. Cenkary really "identify" as Chinese?

I don't know much about it, but thought the Taiwanese rebelled at being ruled by China and consider themselves independent. d

Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2020 09:13 PM (LaluL)

237 100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg

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Chunk Vomit

Posted by: Boots at March 18, 2020 09:13 PM (oGBso)

238 But...guess where almost all Plaquenil is manufactured? One guess!
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:12 PM (puu6v)

California!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 09:13 PM (2B9A/)

239 Later, all. Have to have my husband at the outpatient place in the morning by 7:45 for his first cataract surgery.

{{{infected hugs to all}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2020 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

240 I know you won't like it. But if we're going to dissolve those rules and regulations, why not do a bit of it in California? Remind people there what happens when the state isn't strangling development.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 18, 2020 09:13 PM (JKNZq)

241  he classmates were undoubtedly wearing MAGA hats. It's always part of the these stories, right? 
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 18, 2020 09:06 PM

*********

They also put nooses around their little necks and crammed Chick-fil-A sandwiches down their little mouths

Posted by: Sink Booger at March 18, 2020 09:13 PM (flINI)

242 228 Hello, my baby!
Hello, my honey!
Hello, my ragtime gal!


One of my favorite cartoons!

Posted by: BamaBubba at March 18, 2020 09:13 PM (mAxkE)

243 They dose the food in the mess halls with. It kills your desire.

Posted by: Clinger at March 18, 2020 09:10 PM (DMUuz)



I thought that was salt peter?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 09:11 PM (2B9A/)

I thought it was pictures of Joy Behar.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:13 PM (cEJU4)

244 senk weegur?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (QzF6i)

245 Good luck Jane.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (cEJU4)

246 226
Soooo Turkish-Sino little ones are being " berated " by their school
chums. If so I am picking it's not because of flu, it may be they have
worked out that you are their parent and a collosal yawing arsehole.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at March 18, 2020 09:11 PM (bgJ0E)

Either way, feelings of a grade school kid or his lying parent is no basis for national or foreign policy.

GFY, chunk.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (1CjJc)

247 "238 But...guess where almost all Plaquenil is manufactured? One guess!
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:12 PM (puu6v)

California!"

Yes! Also known as "China East."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (puu6v)

248 WHO'S THE JERK WHO CHALLENGED MY STORY? I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU! THIS MEANS WAR! WILL YOU FVCKING KIDS SHUT THE FVCK UP? GOD I CAN'T WAIT TIL YOU BACK TO SCHOOL YOU'RE SO FVCKING LOUD. GET OUTTA HERE, GO ASK YOUR MOTHER FOR BAT SOUP, SHE MADE SOME FRESH.

Posted by: Cenk at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (COzlW)

249 Tucker was spot on tonight.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (7ZQe3)

250 I thought it was pictures of Joy Behar.
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:13 PM (cEJU4)

Helen Thomas in a two piece on a cold day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (2B9A/)

251 http://bit.ly/38WZdHv
********
Possible cure

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (TQ70H)

252 I'm shocked. What woman would mate with Cenk Uygur and more than once? Maybe they are adopted.

Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (sGobE)

253 Chloroquine and zinc is right. I read that it destroys the virus. And it's a safe drug so there's no reason for us not to try it. It's not a vaccine but it will help.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (JKNZq)

254 attempted to run for Throuple Hill's open seat

Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2020 09:11 PM (Z7lwY)

He needs to take a number and sit down in the waiting area like everyone else

Posted by: 29victor at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (BJKQV)

255 205 that will be wonderful. I suppose it's side effects need more watching in chronic patients.

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:15 PM (ONvIw)

256 But...guess where almost all Plaquenil is manufactured? One guess!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:12 PM (puu6v)

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I bet that handy War Powers thing Trump signed this morning is going to be implemented pretty quick.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:15 PM (cfSRQ)

257 Think about how fucked up you have to be to fantasize about your child being bullied.

Posted by: Schuler at March 18, 2020 09:15 PM (ySdHR)

258 Tucker was spot on tonight.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (7ZQe3)


But last night, everyone hated him and he was a media fucktard.

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)

259 CHENK YOU-GER

The jokes are better after you answer the question.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2020 09:15 PM (LxTcq)

260 Goodnight y'all. Long day and longer day tomorrow.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (XhWtx)

261 Did anyone else see that douchebag Allahpundit's latest post on HotAir? Check it out at https://tinyurl.com/sg6v832. Not only is he angry that people aren't attacking the CDC but one of his patented "Hoo Boys" is even in the title. What a freakin' douche.

Posted by: Slappy at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (BsrgJ)

262 244
senk weegur?


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (QzF6i)

---
"Sunk Wanker"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (cfSRQ)

263
The South Koreans have been using an anti-malaria drug combined with zinc


Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (ENSZ9)

Another round of Gin and Tonics!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (qobvn)

264 What do you call a guy from China who raises Bats?

A Rancher

Posted by: ROBERT at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (bd2i5)

265 The making up of personal stories is borderline psychotic.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (PUmDY)

266 I'm shocked. What woman would mate with Cenk Uygur and more than once? Maybe they are adopted.


Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (sGobE)


The Paolo: How you say? He can believe what he wants to believe, yes?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (ENSZ9)

267 184 100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (qc+VF)


Sink, as in lavatory.
We ger, as in wegurgitate.

Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (7esQ2)

268 Posted by: Cenk at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (COzlW)

Oh, zip it pinhead.

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (Zz0t1)

269 100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg

Faggy Hulk

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (cEJU4)

270 Interesting thing about Plaquenil, if that is indeed the drug. During the Spanish-American war soldiers were dosed with it to treat malaria, and those with "rheumatism" often showed remarkable remission. It was somehow forgotten for about eighty years.

If it is indeed that particular drug, it will be the equivalent of the common cold killing the aliens in "War of the Worlds," or an aspirin curing cancer. It would be nothing short of amazing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (puu6v)

271 Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (LaluL)

It was me who reported 4 cases in Austin.

https://www.dshs.state.tx.us/news/updates.shtm#coronavirus

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 18, 2020 09:17 PM (ExV1e)

272 Sanders, without dumping fuel, safely lands the heavy plane back in Memphis. The critically injured crew recovered. Calloway went to prison. Many miracles that day.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 09:11 PM (JgW3r)


But how can we use this to belittle Trump?

Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 18, 2020 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

273 Prior to that, his 9 year old son once came home and asked if it was true mommy had other guys on the side. It's heart-breaking.

Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:17 PM (WqPYg)

274 #IllRideWithFlu

Mother, May I Sleep With Flu?

Posted by: Lifetime Channel at March 18, 2020 09:17 PM (Qf83p)

275 But last night, everyone hated him and he was a media fucktard.
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)

People are fickle.
-Jesus

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 09:17 PM (2B9A/)

276 Son, you have inherited some great cultural traditions. From Mom, a tradition of eating anything that isn't fast enough to escape. From Dad, a tradition of murdering any Armenian that isn't fast enough to escape.

Hugs!

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 18, 2020 09:17 PM (nu45M)

277 262
244

senk weegur?




Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 09:14 PM (QzF6i)


---
"Sunk Wanker"


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (cfSRQ)

Yours is better.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 09:17 PM (QzF6i)

278 A Rancher
Posted by: ROBERT at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (bd2i5)


Feeder of millions.

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 09:17 PM (Zz0t1)

279
Another round of Gin and Tonics!


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (qobvn)


Will Guinness and Jameson work? Because being a mick that's what I got

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2020 09:17 PM (ENSZ9)

280 holy God.
3000 dead in Italy.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 09:17 PM (LJes8)

281 I effing love Nick Searcy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 09:18 PM (6ofTb)

282 281 His Twitter feed is just amazing. He's so "savage" as the kids say.

Posted by: turambar at March 18, 2020 09:18 PM (Gylu/)

283 "Suck Weiner"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 09:18 PM (oVJmc)

284 They have weegers in China, they are muslims. Says it all.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2020 09:18 PM (XhWtx)

285
'Splain that whole Armenian Genocide thing to us again, Cenk, you asshole.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 09:18 PM (pNxlR)

286 273
Prior to that, his 9 year old son once came home and asked if it was true mommy had other guys on the side. It's heart-breaking.


Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:17 PM (WqPYg)

---
Same here.


Posted by: David French at March 18, 2020 09:19 PM (cfSRQ)

287 Bill Hemmer seems to enjoying his job a little too much

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2020 09:19 PM (rpxSz)

288 *DOUBT*

Posted by: soulpile at March 18, 2020 09:19 PM (rwZk1)

289 184
100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (qc+VF)

_________


Scent Eye-ger ... like 50 Scent and the Eiger Sanction.

Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:19 PM (WqPYg)

290 100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg

Faggy Hulk
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (cEJU4)


You pronounced that perfectly.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 18, 2020 09:19 PM (aS1PU)

291 Did anyone else see that douchebag Allahpundit's latest post on HotAir?

He was spitting bullets yesterday because Bernie hasn't dropped out of the nomination race yet.

After all, defeating Trump is all that matters.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 18, 2020 09:19 PM (I2/tG)

292 100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (qc+VF)

CHENK YUGER

Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2020 09:20 PM (eoQWY)

293 Throuple

I assume it's pronounced thrupple but every time I see the word I think throople.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 18, 2020 09:20 PM (COzlW)

294 Will Guinness and Jameson work? Because being a mick that's what I got


Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2020 09:17 PM (ENSZ9)

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You have to add the tonic. That's the key ingredient.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:20 PM (cfSRQ)

295 280
holy God.
3000 dead in Italy.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 09:17 PM (LJes

_________


22,000+ dead from flu in the U.S. since the beginning of the year.

Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:20 PM (WqPYg)

296 The jokes are better after you answer the question.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2020 09:15 PM (LxTcq)

Highly subjective, my friend.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:20 PM (cEJU4)

297
Tucker was spot on tonight.
Posted by: Pete Seria

But last night, everyone hated him and he was a media fucktard.
Posted by: Sponge


He's like the stock market - up one day and down the next.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2020 09:20 PM (aKsyK)

298 Oh and he thinks beastiality is totally cool.
Posted by: buzzion


So maybe his kids are being teased for being half goat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2020 09:20 PM (+lVUW)

299 But last night, everyone hated him and he was a media fucktard.

---

I missed last night. Lucky

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 18, 2020 09:20 PM (7ZQe3)

300 Eh, Shtenk. I made a good living offa Tawana. But now youre crowding on my turf, bro!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 18, 2020 09:20 PM (V77Xp)

301 CHENK YUGER

Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2020 09:20 PM (eoQWY)

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Chunk Booger.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:21 PM (cfSRQ)

302 Husband is ethnic Chinese. Been here since 11 years old. Neither he nor sons are concerned at all or give any crappola over calling the wuhan flu the wuhan flu or Chinese flu etc.

This guy is either lying or he needs to tell his kids the truth about Chinas actions that led to this mess and to grow a thick skin.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 18, 2020 09:21 PM (tyJ60)

303
You pronounced that perfectly.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 18, 2020 09:19 PM (aS1PU)

Gracias

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:21 PM (cEJU4)

304 Cenk Uygur is pronounced ASSHOLE.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 18, 2020 09:21 PM (COzlW)

305 Amazing to think that this may be the true defining moment for the Millenial generation. Not 9/11.

In other words, if we are supposed to be looking to Generation Tide Pod, we are doomed.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 18, 2020 09:21 PM (uYQjf)

306 How come all these superwoke liberals seem to live in such racist places?

Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2020 09:21 PM (Z7lwY)

307 He's like the stock market - up one day and down the next.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


He'sa crazy. She'sa crazy.

Posted by: Lifetime Channel at March 18, 2020 09:21 PM (Qf83p)

308 298 Okay, that made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: turambar at March 18, 2020 09:21 PM (Gylu/)

309 Just the other day I was eating lunch and someone broke into my house and called me a Chinese traitor and tried to lynch me. They were wearing a MAGA hat and had a noose and a bottle of what looked like acid.

I'm not Chinese, but apparently he was so filled with hate after President Trump used the words "Chinese virus" it didn't matter to him.


My word as a Biden

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2020 09:21 PM (KZzsI)

310 I thought HotAir was a conservative site

is Michelle Malkin still a thing?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 09:21 PM (iTXRQ)

311
Either way, feelings of a grade school kid or his lying parent is no basis for national or foreign policy.


What about strange women lying in ponds distributing swords?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 09:21 PM (pNxlR)

312 segment just now from Tucker claiming a common and safe anti-malaria drug has 100% cure rate vs Wuhan virus

"https://youtu.be/H3lWPmnBR8o?t=2659"

Posted by: Jose at March 18, 2020 09:21 PM (L9Ewk)

313
Bloomberg, what an a-hole.

$40M to help foreigners.

Not one red dime to help his fellow countrymen and women against the Chinese Plague..

What a lousy Preezy he would've been.

If your foremost interest isn't helping your fellow Americans and making their lives better,

don't run for President.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 18, 2020 09:22 PM (z0XD8)

314 I have a glass of red wine and some dark chocolate and going to watch Ford vs Ferrari.
See you all in the morning. Late morning right around Monkey business.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 18, 2020 09:22 PM (QzF6i)

315 Don't forget Cenk's rules for dating:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/qv4kr6c

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2020 09:22 PM (DMUuz)

316 The next time wave to hit America will be between a month or 2 when all the mid to upper class women who are fitness junkies (gym, yoga, CrossFit, runners, ect..) begin to have literal withdrawals and take it out on their husbands or go insane alone in their homes.
They will be punching down to try and shack up with guys who prepped and can provide comfort. Guys, don't let them in because you can't return them.

Posted by: it begins... at March 18, 2020 09:22 PM (a5D9R)

317 Bloomberg pledges $40 million to fight COVID-19. Isn't that less than 10% of what he just lit on fire running for President?


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 08:53 PM (TLxpZ)

He must be a little _short_ on cash.

Posted by: db at March 18, 2020 09:22 PM (E0PSG)

318 > The US has always, always, redeemed its debt and paid in full.

We have confiscated enemy assets many times before.

We held on to the Iranian's moolah for what, close to 30 years, before Gaylord gave it all back to them in untraceable cash?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:22 PM (tLWGd)

319
They have weegers in China, they are muslims. Says it all.


Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2020 09:18 PM (XhWtx)


Muslims? I thought they are pathetic white kids who want to pretend they are from the hood

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2020 09:22 PM (wpZSv)

320 Soothsayer, that was made into a movie, no?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 18, 2020 09:22 PM (smxnK)

321

00% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM (qc+VF)

WATER BUFFALO

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 18, 2020 09:22 PM (lg/F7)

322 Interesting thing about Plaquenil, if that is indeed the drug. During the Spanish-American war soldiers were dosed with it to treat malaria, and those with "rheumatism" often showed remarkable remission. It was somehow forgotten for about eighty years.

If it is indeed that particular drug, it will be the equivalent of the common cold killing the aliens in "War of the Worlds," or an aspirin curing cancer. It would be nothing short of amazing.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (puu6v)

Asprin is already a wonder drug. Back as little as 150 years ago, fevers we would not sniff at would kill or debilitate people for life, just because of the fever.

Much of the population of coastal cities would move inland for fever season. Parts of the world could not be colonized or traded with because of fever, aside from slaves.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2020 09:23 PM (eoQWY)

323 > is Michelle Malkin still a thing?

She sold that site years ago.

It hasn't aged well since she left.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:23 PM (tLWGd)

324 I read that from ol Cenk and my bullshit meter pegs.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2020 09:23 PM (axyOa)

325 If Cenk stopped, that would make him a sink stopper.

But you really ought to, man.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 18, 2020 09:23 PM (Ndje9)

326 Bernie Sanders calling for US to lift sanctions on Iran due to corona virus. A sitting Senator does not know we do not have sanctions on Iran for medical needs. But he wants to be president.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 18, 2020 09:24 PM (6j4QL)

327 "is Michelle Malkin still a thing?"

Still a one.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 18, 2020 09:24 PM (smxnK)

328 If it was proven that China was behind this then why not a class action suit. They wouldn't need to cancel anything.
Posted by: Pliney at March 18, 2020 08:50 PM (nzKWW)

Sue China for a trillion. Win. How do you collect?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 09:24 PM (miJU3)

329 If it is indeed that particular drug, it will be the equivalent of the common cold killing the aliens in "War of the Worlds," or an aspirin curing cancer. It would be nothing short of amazing.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (puu6v)

The Chinese sometimes make very good use of old remedies. Their use of arsenic for promyelocytic leukemia really made a huge difference combined with tretinoin

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:24 PM (ONvIw)

330 I just call him Chunk Whigger

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2020 09:24 PM (KZzsI)

331 "302 Husband is ethnic Chinese. Been here since 11 years old. Neither he nor sons are concerned at all or give any crappola over calling the wuhan flu the wuhan flu or Chinese flu etc.

This guy is either lying or he needs to tell his kids the truth about Chinas actions that led to this mess and to grow a thick skin."

These cretins just make it up as they go along.

My favorite moment during all this panic has been the Blue Checks scrubbing their previous uses of "Spanish Flu." It's beyond totalitarian, and also ludicrous.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:24 PM (puu6v)

332 holy God.
3000 dead in Italy.

--

Well, they did practically say they were going to let the infected old people die.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2020 09:24 PM (JoUsr)

333
How do you collect?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 09:24 PM (miJU3)


I'm sure China would willingly part with the bat soup recipe.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 09:25 PM (pNxlR)

334 We went hunting for groceries tonight. BJs. Walmart. Whole Foods. Wegmans.

On the one hand, kinda like Venezuela, all the empty shelves.

On the other hand - not like Venezuela at all.

When we were in Wegmans, there was a cop. So I wasn't the only person armed in there.

Whole Foods? Hell yeah I was.

Posted by: blaster at March 18, 2020 09:25 PM (ZfRYq)

335 > Sue China for a trillion. Win. How do you collect?

They have plenty of assets to seize in the United States (likewise Canada).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:25 PM (tLWGd)

336 I try not to judge other cultural cuisines, but eating a flying rat in a bowl of soup is disgusting.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 18, 2020 09:25 PM (svbBD)

337 has nothing to do with your wife. Its all your assholyness that has corrupted your kids.

Posted by: politic uber alles at March 18, 2020 09:25 PM (0hOKG)

338 Only in modern America would it be shocking or forbidden to speak ill of a mortal enemy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2020 09:25 PM (KZzsI)

339 Speaking of asset seizure, if the Chicoms get froggier then Trump should seize all properties in the US that are owned by members of the CCP.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 18, 2020 09:25 PM (nu45M)

340 If it is indeed that particular drug, it will be the equivalent of the
common cold killing the aliens in "War of the Worlds," or an aspirin
curing cancer. It would be nothing short of amazing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (puu6v)

Fingers crossed. God can be seen every single day.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:26 PM (cEJU4)

341 Weird that a malaria drug would work since malaria is a parasite and not a virus. But, great news if true.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2020 09:26 PM (+0AKE)

342
My favorite moment during all this panic has been the Blue Checks scrubbing their previous uses of "Spanish Flu." It's beyond totalitarian, and also ludicrous.


See, Comrade Stalin, I scrubbed my feed the fastest!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 09:26 PM (pNxlR)

343 22,000+ dead from flu in the U.S. since the beginning of the year.

US population - 329 Million


Italian population - 60.4 million


It's significant.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 09:26 PM (LJes8)

344 It sounds like Cenk Uygur, and not his son, is being bullied by nine-year-olds. Sad!

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 09:26 PM (VP1E6)

345 The next time wave to hit America will be between a month or 2 when all the mid to upper class women who are fitness junkies (gym, yoga, CrossFit, runners, ect..) begin to have literal withdrawals and take it out on their husbands or go insane alone in their homes.
They will be punching down to try and shack up with guys who prepped and can provide comfort. Guys, don't let them in because you can't return them.
Posted by: it begins... at March 18, 2020 09:22 PM


So you're saying vegan women Crossfitters are crazy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2020 09:27 PM (DMUuz)

346 I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 18, 2020 09:27 PM (Zy9Yy)

347 Big question is why isn't the school rounding up those racist MAGA kids up and sending them to camp?

Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2020 09:27 PM (sGobE)

348 I am not sure what Cenk tells his wee little one when he cries out at night, awakened from his nightmares - and implores him "please Dad, the means of production need to brought under the social construct that resides only in truth within the state-run apparatus, so that the people may be rightfully freed of these imperialists' desire to chain the common man to the self-styled Manchurian Kulaks' selfish aims! And I have to pee-pee."

Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2020 09:27 PM (32YRo)

349 Speaking of asset seizure, if the Chicoms get froggier then Trump should seize all properties in the US that are owned by members of the CCP.
----------------------

Don't they own a ton of properties on the west coast? And practically all of British Columbia?

Posted by: Boots at March 18, 2020 09:27 PM (oGBso)

350 I work my ass off on Pluto and Youtube to put fresh bats on the table and all you assholes do is make fun of my children!

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 18, 2020 09:28 PM (uM6CE)

351 Maybe we should get rid of the anchor baby nonsense and revoke on those Chinese that came to this country just to give birth.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 18, 2020 09:28 PM (JKNZq)

352 So Chunk's kids are getting made fun of because of the Commie Cold, but not because Chunk advocates bestiality?

Yeah. Okay.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:28 PM (tLWGd)

353 I fail to understand why people can't take account for local conditions when they give these virus statistics.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2020 09:28 PM (r+sAi)

354 311
Either way, feelings of a grade school kid or his lying parent is no basis for national or foreign policy.

What about strange women lying in ponds distributing swords?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 09:21 PM (pNxlR)

Oh, shut up!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 09:29 PM (1CjJc)

355 Per FOX News


"Increasing Calls to Hold China Accountable For Virus Outbreak"

America.
Fuck, yeah.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 09:29 PM (LJes8)

356 339
Speaking of asset seizure, if the Chicoms get froggier then Trump should
seize all properties in the US that are owned by members of the CCP.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 18, 2020 09:25 PM (nu45M)

Those "bug-out" properties owned by the mainland Chinese are not going to look like such a good investment.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 18, 2020 09:29 PM (qobvn)

357 "329 If it is indeed that particular drug, it will be the equivalent of the common cold killing the aliens in "War of the Worlds," or an aspirin curing cancer. It would be nothing short of amazing.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (puu6v)

The Chinese sometimes make very good use of old remedies. Their use of arsenic for promyelocytic leukemia really made a huge difference combined with tretinoin"

Traditional Chinese medicine in part was forced underground and abroad after the communists seized power although the PRC is hesitant to claim it used Western medicine. The traditionalists knew there was a connection between upper respiratory infections and subsequent arthritis, but never quite explained the mechanism. Nonetheless, that observation over the centuries caused Westerners to realize and label rheumatoid arthritis an autoimmune disorder.

China is weird and backwards in many ways, but it is an ancient culture with lots to commend it when you get away from the monsters who now rule it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:30 PM (puu6v)

358 Don't they own a ton of properties on the west coast? And practically all of British Columbia?
Posted by: Boots at March 18, 2020 09:27 PM (oGBso)

From what I understand, they are a big factor in the explosion of property costs in Northern California. Not the only reason, but a significant one.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 18, 2020 09:30 PM (nu45M)

359 Per FOX News


"Increasing Calls to Hold China Accountable For Virus Outbreak"

America.
Fuck, yeah.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 09:29 PM (LJes

Run with that to flush out the ones on the Chinese payroll.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2020 09:30 PM (eoQWY)

360 just because some watery bint lobbed you a scimitar ...

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 09:30 PM (iTXRQ)

361 100% serious question, no snark intended. Can someone give a phonetic pronunciation of "Cenk Uyger?"

Suck Wiener?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 18, 2020 09:30 PM (smxnK)

362 Is he a Uygur like the Uyghurs, or does the H make such a difference?

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:30 PM (ONvIw)

363 350 I work my ass off on Pluto and Youtube to put fresh bats on the table and all you assholes do is make fun of my children!

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 18, 2020 09:28 PM (uM6CE)

This comment made me laugh out loud. Well done.

Posted by: Slappy at March 18, 2020 09:30 PM (BsrgJ)

364 JESUS H. CHRIST MY WIFE AND KIDS DON'T EAT BATS. I TAUGHT THEM TO EAT ARMENIANS.

Posted by: Cenk at March 18, 2020 09:31 PM (COzlW)

365 and we gotta root the China lobby out of the federal government

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 09:31 PM (iTXRQ)

366 Trying to order online. Nothing as Sams or Safeway. Guess I will try at o dark thirty;

Posted by: Infidel at March 18, 2020 09:31 PM (XG6D3)

367 Sue China for a trillion. Win. How do you collect?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 09:24 PM (miJU3)

_________


Sell them the NBA. Oh, wait, they already own it ... nevermind.

Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:31 PM (WqPYg)

368 OT: Pelosi is getting dragged on Twitter because she wants a "means test" before sending out the gummint relief checks (i.e., wants to make sure that they only go to Democrats).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:31 PM (tLWGd)

369 The French announce the Wuhan notaFlu is defeated by a Malaria medicine.

Are the Chinese shitting themselves yet?

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 09:31 PM (Zz0t1)

370 Wank Chugger also works.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 18, 2020 09:31 PM (ykYG2)

371 'My Dad doesn't eat Bats, he eats Cocks Stupidhead!'

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2020 09:31 PM (w6AbM)

372 Did this happen?

90% No
10% No, but in yellow

Posted by: db at March 18, 2020 09:32 PM (jLxx3)

373 When the dust settles, and hopefully it will, there's gonna be a *lot* of lessons for Trump to teach with.

Borders, China, protecting yourself and your family because the government won't, socialized medicine sucking it up when needed most. And more.

All things many of us have been trying fruitlessly to communicate to a deaf populace over the back room marketing screams of "children in cages" and "muh ak-15" and the feckless asshole traitorous collaborating CoC GOPe.

And all in a year where the most people possible are paying attention. It would just be the *craziest* coincidence, wouldn't it...?

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:32 PM (cEJU4)

374 323 > is Michelle Malkin still a thing?

She sold that site years ago.

It hasn't aged well since she left.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:23 PM (tLWGd)



Although, she has aged quite well and it still a thing.

Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 09:32 PM (7esQ2)

375 Sends it right up.

Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 09:32 PM (7esQ2)

376 > Although, she has aged quite well and it still a thing.

Oh, definitely.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:32 PM (tLWGd)

377 145
Just announced on Tucker that an old malaria drug is very effective in treating Wuhan flu. If true a HUGE game changer.
Posted by: Timon at March 18, 2020 09:01 PM (dKm4U)


Quinine??
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)

Mefloquine I believe.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 18, 2020 09:32 PM (13pLf)

378 So Chunk's kids are getting made fun of because of the Commie Cold, but not because Chunk advocates bestiality?

Yeah. Okay.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:28 PM (tLWGd)

Maybe they're making fun of them for their dad getting smoked in the primary and crying on camera when Bernie Sanders was humiliated on Super Tuesday.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 18, 2020 09:33 PM (nu45M)

379 > (i.e., wants to make sure that they only go to Democrats).



and illegals, no doubt

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 09:33 PM (iTXRQ)

380
Sell them the NBA. Oh, wait, they already own it ... nevermind.
Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:31 PM (WqPYg)


Tell the NBA owners, "You want to take baksheesh from China, then you play in China. Be outta Dodge before the start of the 2020-2021 season."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 09:33 PM (pNxlR)

381 Imagine the dilemma...eat a bat or have sex with it. What to do, what to do.

Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2020 09:33 PM (NmSoA)

382 The best part of bat soup is the wings.

Posted by: The Bamboo Chef at March 18, 2020 09:33 PM (l3+k2)

383 360 just because some watery bint lobbed you a scimitar ...
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 09:30 PM (iTXRQ)

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 09:33 PM (1CjJc)

384 Would have been willowed:
That wasn't a hack. Some bright spark decided it would be cheaper to outsource management of the systems. A chinese national, living in China, happened to be one of the contractors. How much data he extracted and turned over to his government we'll never know, but "All of it" is a safe bet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 18, 2020 09:07 PM


Actually, I'm a bit more concerned about what might have been added or modified.


Posted by: Chuck C at March 18, 2020 09:33 PM (r6GXX)

385 China is weird and backwards in many ways, but it is an ancient culture with lots to commend it when you get away from the monsters who now rule it.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:30 PM (puu6v)

Nevertheless, the first time I heard about IV arsenic I was shocked. The idea that they reached back for quinine (and the French are using plaquenil) isn't astounding then. I'd still be happier with an antiviral, as it must be a danger for diabetics

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:34 PM (ONvIw)

386 Its pretty disturbing to watch an American free press - the one our ancestors and family members died to keep free - roll over on their backs and pee when the ChiComs bark.

Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2020 09:34 PM (32YRo)

387 >>..eat a bat or have sex with it. What to do, what to do.


Feed it to your husband, then have sex with it!

Posted by: Mayo Pete at March 18, 2020 09:34 PM (w6AbM)

388 > Maybe they're making fun of them for their dad getting smoked in the primary

He got, what, 4%? In Communist-Occupied California?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:34 PM (tLWGd)

389 Weird that a malaria drug would work since malaria is a parasite and not a virus. But, great news if true.


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2020 09:26 PM (+0AKE)

And if true, the person/people who figured it out should be set for life.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:34 PM (cEJU4)

390 China may explain why NBA players have Wuhan flu.

Posted by: Infidel at March 18, 2020 09:35 PM (XG6D3)

391 >>> 90% No
10% No, but in yellow
Posted by: db

Best graph ever.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 18, 2020 09:35 PM (+FPkr)

392 "365 and we gotta root the China lobby out of the federal government"

This. Almost all of the mindless opposition to Trump traces back to decadent and bribed federal officials and lobbyists who sold out the United States. They richly deserve full-bore execution.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:36 PM (puu6v)

393 Batts? Did somebody call? Hey, Cenk, now go home and get your f*ckin' shine box!

Posted by: Billy Batts at March 18, 2020 09:36 PM (BsrgJ)

394 Mefloquine can give you very vivid dreams. Trippy.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 18, 2020 09:36 PM (COzlW)

395 Why is it leftists, when they're not promoting abortion, love to quote the surviving children saying curiously convenient things?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 09:37 PM (YqDXo)

396 This. Almost all of the mindless opposition to Trump traces back to decadent and bribed federal officials and lobbyists who sold out the United States. They richly deserve full-bore execution.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:36 PM (puu6v)

I won't argue that, but I'd include university collusion with China

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:37 PM (ONvIw)

397
383 360 just because some watery bint lobbed you a scimitar ...
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 09:30 PM (iTXRQ)

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 09:33 PM (1CjJc)


Of all the funny bits in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", I have always thought that scene was the funniest.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 09:37 PM (pNxlR)

398 Remember laughter?
Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2020 09:05 PM (Qf83p)

But it's the laughter
That we'll remember
Whenever we remember
The way we were.

Posted by: Babs Don't photograph my House! at March 18, 2020 09:37 PM (qyH+l)

399 > Weird that a malaria drug would work since malaria is a parasite and not a virus

Sometimes what we call "side effects" can be "effects" for other conditions.

Antimalarials are also used to treat lupus, for instance. They have some peculiar effects on the immune system, as I understand it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:37 PM (tLWGd)

400 Prnba is another example of how this is Chinese op. They get the completely bought to do their bidding.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 18, 2020 09:37 PM (PUmDY)

401

Soothsayer, that was made into a movie, no?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings


Was it? I dunno.
I just learned about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 09:37 PM (JgW3r)

402 343
22,000+ dead from flu in the U.S. since the beginning of the year.

US population - 329 Million


Italian population - 60.4 million


It's significant.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 09:26 PM (LJes
_________


Fair consideration. That's 0.007% vs. 0.005%.

Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:38 PM (WqPYg)

403 > They richly deserve full-bore execution.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat



that's a little extreme- I'd settle for them to be shamed out of government and polite society and made pariahs

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 09:38 PM (iTXRQ)

404 Send him back.

Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 09:38 PM (6XZdO)

405 ---
"Sunk Wanker"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:16 PM (cfSRQ)


Slack Posrator.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at March 18, 2020 09:38 PM (bgJ0E)

406 I think it is funny the the Leftists had to start calling it the 1918 flu when they started their stupid racist Wuhan whining.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2020 09:38 PM (r+sAi)

407 Of all the funny bits in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", I have always thought that scene was the funniest.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 09:37 PM (pNxlR)

Castle Anthrax is pretty good.

Also Swamp Castle.

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (Vorpal Rabbit included.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 09:38 PM (2B9A/)

408 And if true, the person/people who figured it out should be set for life.
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:34 PM (cEJU4)

The meds are old and off patent, but maybe a cushy professorship or prize

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:38 PM (ONvIw)

409 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 09:33 PM (1CjJc)

Help! I'm being repressed!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 09:38 PM (6ofTb)

410
But it's the laughter
That we'll remember
Whenever we remember
The way we were.
Posted by: Babs Don't photograph my House! at March 18, 2020 09:37 PM (qyH+l)


Have some pancakes!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 09:38 PM (pNxlR)

411 OT: Pelosi is getting dragged on Twitter because she wants a "means test" before sending out the gummint relief checks (i.e., wants to make sure that they only go to Democrats).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:31 PM (tLWGd)


Come on, you didn't really think taxpaying working citizens were going to get a piece of that pie did you!

Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 18, 2020 09:38 PM (BiNEL)

412 I call B.S. on Cenk. Our kids are half-Japanese and we live in L.A., too.

Posted by: Thomas Priebe at March 18, 2020 09:39 PM (i/5Jz)

413

Wasn't there a chinese guy on Hawaii Five-0 called Qunine or Qwi Chang?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 09:39 PM (JgW3r)

414 The quinine (or whatever) and zinc is from the Koreans I believe. I read about it a couple weeks go.

Posted by: blaster at March 18, 2020 09:39 PM (ZfRYq)

415 385:

"Nevertheless, the first time I heard about IV arsenic I was shocked. The idea that they reached back for quinine (and the French are using plaquenil) isn't astounding then. I'd still be happier with an antiviral, as it must be a danger for diabetics"

So Plaquenil has been confirmed as the possible treatment drug? Great if so! There's a stockpile of it in the United States. An antiviral would be great but just having a treatment will settle the markets and people. I hope this pans out. If it does, the Left will go back to something else to distract from their China corruption.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:39 PM (puu6v)

416 that's a little extreme- I'd settle for them to be shamed out of government and polite society and made pariahs
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 09:38 PM (iTXRQ)

I'd rather they be hanged, but a long, long prison term would do. Shame won't do anything but get them lib praise and book deals (James Unprosecuted Comey)

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:40 PM (ONvIw)

417 China is weird and backwards in many ways, but it is an ancient culture with lots to commend it when you get away from the monsters who now rule it.

A friend of mine is a cabinet maker, i.e., a maker of fine furniture (think old china cabinets and dressers, not kitchen cabinets), with an interest in East Asian woodworking. He let me look through one of his books on traditional Chinese furniture, which was originally written back in the 40s by a Dane living in China. Tremendously skilled, sophisticated work, much of it from the Ming Dynasty. Most of the pieces illustrated aren't around any more, because they were destroyed under Mao during the Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 18, 2020 09:40 PM (nBq51)

418 351
Maybe we should get rid of the anchor baby nonsense and revoke on those Chinese that came to this country just to give birth.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 18, 2020 09:28 PM (JKNZq)

__________


And, though not as prolific as Indians, there's a good chunk of them here taking the jobs of American engineers via H1-B visas.

Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:40 PM (WqPYg)

419
Antimalarials are also used to treat lupus, for instance. They have some peculiar effects on the immune system, as I understand it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:37 PM (tLWGd) .


But none of the effects ever put more lead in your pencil, give you a full head of hair, or cause wrinkles to disappear.

Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 09:40 PM (7esQ2)

420 Chin Ho, if memory serves

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 18, 2020 09:40 PM (iTXRQ)

421 "413

Wasn't there a chinese guy on Hawaii Five-0 called Qunine or Qwi Chang?"
Kam Fong as Chin Ho

Posted by: Slappy at March 18, 2020 09:40 PM (BsrgJ)

422 >>>Wasn't there a chinese guy on Hawaii Five-0 called Qunine or Qwi Chang?

Fat Chenk.

Posted by: Danno at March 18, 2020 09:40 PM (l3+k2)

423 , 2020 09:26 PM (pNxlR)

343 22,000+ dead from flu in the U.S. since the beginning of the year.

US population - 329 Million


Italian population - 60.4 million


It's significant.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 09:26 PM

68,000 deaths annually for flu in Italy in '13-'14 season and '16-'17 season.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 18, 2020 09:40 PM (Do5/p)

424 "Increasing Calls to Hold China Accountable For Virus Outbreak"

They respond: Where do you think you will get your computers, routers, monitors, IoT devices, cell phones, medicines, rare-earth minerals, lithium batteries, lead, tools, machinery, fish, appliances, kitsch, cosmetics, car parts, light bulbs, ... (millions of other items) ...

Posted by: 🐧 at March 18, 2020 09:41 PM (uYQjf)

425 The Byrne quote from earlier was very disappointing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 18, 2020 09:41 PM (PUmDY)

426 OT: Pelosi is getting dragged on Twitter because she wants a "means test" before sending out the gummint relief checks (i.e., wants to make sure that they only go to Democrats).


Uh, if people's places of work are closed, they're pretty much all 'poor,' aren't they?


Why isn't this bitch raked over the coals as 'blocking' a bill like a Republican would be?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 09:41 PM (oVJmc)

427 "403 > They richly deserve full-bore execution.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat



that's a little extreme- I'd settle for them to be shamed out of government and polite society and made pariahs"

Execution would be just and a far better punishment than they deserve. But they already will be shamed and made pariahs and that's only going to get worse.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:41 PM (puu6v)

428 Other concerns that none of the cognoscenti are discussing is the number of Chinese grad students in science and technical areas, especially cutting edge technology. Universities love them because they pay out of state tuition. Meanwhile, some of them are flat out stealing research.

We also aren't talking about the number of naturalized or 1st generation Chinese who are working in the defense industry. Some of these are willingly spying; others are less willing but are unfortunately being pressured or extorted or having family members threatened by the Chinese government.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 18, 2020 09:42 PM (nu45M)

429 68,000 deaths annually for flu in Italy in '13-'14 season and '16-'17 season.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 18, 2020 09:40 PM (Do5/p)


People die. Eh?

Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 09:42 PM (7esQ2)

430
Sometimes what we call "side effects" can be "effects" for other conditions.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:37 PM (tLWGd)

---
Hey there.

Posted by: Viagra at March 18, 2020 09:42 PM (cfSRQ)

431
Kam Fong as Chin Ho


Once I got older, I thought, "Why'd they bother to change his name for the role -- one's as Chinese as the next?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 09:42 PM (pNxlR)

432
Sometimes bugs become features.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 18, 2020 09:42 PM (f1Vqw)

433 But none of the effects ever put more lead in your pencil,
Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 09:40 PM (7esQ2)

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Uh, hello?

Posted by: Viagra at March 18, 2020 09:43 PM (cfSRQ)

434 Soooooo....if this malaria drug cure was known a couple weeks ago. Why are we only hearing bout it now. Does that mean it didn't pan out?

Posted by: Pliney at March 18, 2020 09:43 PM (nzKWW)

435 So Plaquenil has been confirmed as the possible treatment drug? Great if so! There's a stockpile of it in the United States. An antiviral would be great but just having a treatment will settle the markets and people. I hope this pans out. If it does, the Left will go back to something else to distract from their China corruption.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:39 PM (puu6v)

French and Italians say yes as well as South Korea. I don't know when in the disease it works best, or if it's effective late on, but really anything is good. The man in Washington who was so ill got the remdesivir and I know they used it for the Diamond Princess patients with success

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:43 PM (ONvIw)

436 432
Sometimes bugs become features.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 18, 2020 09:42 PM (f1Vqw)


Testify!

-- Microsoft O/Ss' Blue Screen of Death

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 09:44 PM (pNxlR)

437 Bedtime. 'Night!

Posted by: Weasel at March 18, 2020 09:44 PM (MVjcR)

438 I use the after rabbit attack "Ah wahrned yeou!" from Tim the Enchanter all the time!

Posted by: db at March 18, 2020 09:44 PM (jLxx3)

439 Fair consideration. That's 0.007% vs. 0.005%.


Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:38 PM (WqPYg)

Plus we shouldn't lose sight of the fact that 3,000 deaths caused by a manmade error or a manmade weapon or even pure retarded negligence is *fucking* significant. I think we've been dulled by 9/11 and the traitorous commie media somewhat... but when I watched 4,000 of my compatriots (a small percentage) vanish into the ether that morning, it devastated me for a very long time. I grieved. It hurt. At the time I didn't care that a much higher percentage of them were leftists. I never even considered what their beliefs may have been. They were just humans. They were my compatriots. Mothers and fathers and sons and daughters. We're losing all of that. I think we've actually lost it.

When I was growing up if five people were massacred somewhere it practically brought the whole country to a halt. And you could feel it in the following days. Didn't matter where it happened or who they were. Now, it's like "well at least it was only 30 people".

I really hate what we've become. I'm numb to a lot too, so I really do mean "we".

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:44 PM (cEJU4)

440 112
Good news. SOme Frog doctor just released a paper showing a high cure rate for corona using a anti-malarial drug. It's a good study (they say). It was with 40 corona patients somewhere in France. This is a big deal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 18, 2020 09:00 PM (rCwaK

If he's using mefloquine I'll take my chances with the king flu.

Posted by: Deployable Deplorable at March 18, 2020 09:44 PM (7MUvN)

441 Night Weasel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 09:44 PM (2B9A/)

442 People die. Eh?

Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 09:42 PM (7esQ2)

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What are you, Canadian or something?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:44 PM (cfSRQ)

443 Soooooo....if this malaria drug cure was known a couple weeks ago. Why are we only hearing bout it now. Does that mean it didn't pan out?
Posted by: Pliney at March 18, 2020 09:43 PM (nzKWW)

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:44 PM (ONvIw)

444 If PDT is going to put American industry on a war footing, maybe we can crank out a couple hundred thousand Liberator pistols and air drop them to our people behind enemy lines, like in Sacramento. Or maybe just a bunch of M4s.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 18, 2020 09:45 PM (C1Lsn)

445 438 I use the after rabbit attack "Ah wahrned yeou!" from Tim the Enchanter all the time!
Posted by: db at March 18, 2020 09:44 PM (jLxx3)

That Rabbit's Dynamite!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 09:45 PM (2B9A/)

446 381
Imagine the dilemma...eat a bat or have sex with it. What to do, what to do.

Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2020 09:33 PM (NmSoA)

________


*golf clap*

[From the wife: "Have sex with it THEN eat it."]

Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:45 PM (WqPYg)

447 "Chin Ho"

Andrew Gillum's grinder name?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 18, 2020 09:45 PM (smxnK)

448 Soooooo....if this malaria drug cure was known a
couple weeks ago. Why are we only hearing bout it now. Does that mean it
didn't pan out?

Posted by: Pliney at March 18, 2020 09:43 PM (nzKWW)

It probably means that test results were wanted . You actually want to go public with something that might turn out like snake oil?
Maybe you want some success first?

Posted by: and??? at March 18, 2020 09:45 PM (/LQkF)

449 431
Kam Fong as Chin Ho

Once I got older, I thought, "Why'd they bother to change his name for the role -- one's as Chinese as the next?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 09:42 PM (pNxlR)

Exactly. My friends and I used to say the same thing. The guy who created and named the character for the show must have threatened to quit if they infringed on his creativity by changing the name.

Posted by: Slappy at March 18, 2020 09:45 PM (BsrgJ)

450 Soooooo....if this malaria drug cure was known a couple weeks ago. Why are we only hearing bout it now. Does that mean it didn't pan out?
Posted by: Pliney at March 18, 2020 09:43 PM (nzKWW)

The announcement of success by Italy and France is very recent. So it seems to have panned out. Also limits contagious period, I believe

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:45 PM (ONvIw)

451 Plus we shouldn't lose sight of the fact that 3,000 deaths caused by a
manmade error or a manmade weapon or even pure retarded negligence is
*fucking* significant. I think we've been dulled by 9/11 and the
traitorous commie media somewhat... but when I watched 4,000 of my
compatriots (a small percentage) vanish into the ether that morning, it
devastated me for a very long time. I grieved. It hurt.



Perfectly said.

Thank you.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 09:46 PM (LJes8)

452 Were Krebs and Carnot really cycling stars?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 18, 2020 09:46 PM (PUmDY)

453
December 1987

Some jerkoff airline employee gets fired and wants revenge. So he boards a small commuter jet that his former boss is on and shoots him in mid-flight. Then shoots and kills the crew, and let's the plane dive into the ground.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 09:46 PM (JgW3r)

454 I know bat guano when I see it, Cenk.

Posted by: Adam West and the Truth Detector @Wayne Manor at March 18, 2020 09:46 PM (V77Xp)

455 434
Soooooo....if this malaria drug cure was known a couple weeks ago. Why
are we only hearing bout it now. Does that mean it didn't pan out?

Posted by: Pliney at March 18, 2020 09:43 PM (nzKWW)

---
I think it takes multiple doses over multiple days to work.

It's not like they drink a potion of Cure Disease and that's that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:46 PM (cfSRQ)

456 Sometimes bugs become features.
Publius

This is about me and Bee Movie, isn't it?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at March 18, 2020 09:46 PM (COzlW)

457 https://wfxl.com/news/local/phoebe-reports- first-caronavirus-related-deaths-in-southwest-georgia

Total Positive Results-23
Total Positive Patients in Phoebe Putney Memorial Hospital-8
Total Positive Patients at Home-13
Total Positive Deaths-2
Total Inpatients Awaiting Test Results at Phoebe Putney Memorial Hospital-69
Total Inpatients Awaiting Test Results at Phoebe Sumter Medical Center-5
Total Inpatients Awaiting Test Results at Phoebe Worth Medical Center-1
Total Patients Awaiting Test Results at Home-330+

Posted by: It's a big fucking deal at March 18, 2020 09:46 PM (Sdhjt)

458 My 5 year old just said, "Jesus fucking Christ, are we already at the 'making up stories about what my kids say' portion of this stupid fucking pearl clutching bullshit?"

Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 18, 2020 09:47 PM (z4SrG)

459 80 National Security Professionals break with tradition (due to their purge come November) and endorse senile Joe Biden

Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2020 09:47 PM (X5CsJ)

460 "435 So Plaquenil has been confirmed as the possible treatment drug? Great if so! There's a stockpile of it in the United States. An antiviral would be great but just having a treatment will settle the markets and people. I hope this pans out. If it does, the Left will go back to something else to distract from their China corruption.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:39 PM (puu6v)

French and Italians say yes as well as South Korea. I don't know when in the disease it works best, or if it's effective late on, but really anything is good. The man in Washington who was so ill got the remdesivir and I know they used it for the Diamond Princess patients with success"

Excellent. Most of this actually has been hysteria although there is justified concern about overwhelmed hospitals. If an effective treatment has been identified, the stock market will start to rebound when it is announced.

And it truly 'tis an ill wind that blows no good. The China teat will be severed whether official D.C. wants it or not.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:47 PM (puu6v)

461 395
Why is it leftists, when they're not promoting abortion, love to quote
the surviving children saying curiously convenient things?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 09:37 PM (YqDXo)

________


Like the Muzzies, they're cowards who like to use their children as human shields to hide behind.

Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:47 PM (WqPYg)

462
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at March 18, 2020 09:47 PM (DUIap)

463 The Epoch Times has a video premiering now with an interview with Maura Moynihan (daughter of longtime NY [D] politician Daniel Patrick Moynihan) on the lies and propaganda of the Chinese Communist Party...

https://youtu.be/_BJmhNT4lg4

Posted by: ptschett at March 18, 2020 09:47 PM (zB+vL)

464 I was reluctant to jump into the working-at-home thing. But I spoke to a colleague who assured me that my desktop would be as normal, but uploads might be a little slower, depending on what kind of internet we have at home. We have stellar internets and shit.

So, count me among the socially aloof.

Wait. Is that the right term?

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 18, 2020 09:48 PM (x8Wzq)

465 I coughed on a lot of things as I left.

Just kidding.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 18, 2020 09:48 PM (x8Wzq)

466 "If he's using mefloquine I'll take my chances with the king flu."
I thought I read chloroquine, which has slightly less horrifying side effects.

Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 09:48 PM (6XZdO)

467
452 Were Krebs and Carnot really cycling stars?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 18, 2020 09:46 PM (PUmDY)


Not bicycling stars, but both have cyclic processes they elucidated or created named after them. Krebs' is in biochemistry and Carnot's is in thermodynamics.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 09:48 PM (pNxlR)

468
"BREAKING: Trump Cures Global Plague!" - Headlines you'll never see

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 09:49 PM (TLxpZ)

469 I get Carnot.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 18, 2020 09:49 PM (PUmDY)

470
It's not like they drink a potion of Cure Disease and that's that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:46 PM (cfSRQ)



What if they make their saving throw?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 09:49 PM (oVJmc)

471 Excellent. Most of this actually has been hysteria although there is justified concern about overwhelmed hospitals. If an effective treatment has been identified, the stock market will start to rebound when it is announced.

And it truly 'tis an ill wind that blows no good. The China teat will be severed whether official D.C. wants it or not.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 09:47 PM (puu6v)

Not one, but two treatment options, so good news for people who can't take quinine based meds.

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:49 PM (ONvIw)

472 Like the Muzzies, they're cowards who like to use their children as human shields to hide behind.


Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:47 PM (WqPYg)

That's a bingo.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:49 PM (cEJU4)

473 452 Were Krebs and Carnot really cycling stars?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 18, 2020 09:46 PM (PUmDY)

Still going at it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 09:50 PM (1CjJc)

474
What if they make their saving throw?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 09:49 PM (oVJmc)

---
6d6 damage, save for half, same as in town.

Moose out front should have told ya.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:50 PM (cfSRQ)

475
395
Why is it leftists, when they're not promoting abortion, love to quote the surviving children saying curiously convenient things?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 09:37 PM (YqDXo)


It happens naturally because their offspring come from the right genes and they cannot fail to be as brilliant, nay, more brilliant, than their parents.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 09:50 PM (pNxlR)

476 I was walking through Napa valley sipping on a Coche Dury Meursault Les Rougeots. They came up behind me and smashed my bottle. They poured a Trader Joe's cabernet all over me and said "This is wine country bitch."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2020 09:51 PM (LxTcq)

477
Not one, but two treatment options, so good news for people who can't take quinine based meds.

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:49 PM (ONvIw)

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So does this mean my decision to buy a case of gin and tonic *can't* be written off as a medical expense?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:51 PM (cfSRQ)

478 National Security Professionals break with tradition (due to their purge come November) and endorse senile Joe Biden

And they will absolutely love the EARN-IT Bill that Lindsey Graham and some other Communist in the Senate are sponsoring.

Basically law enforcement wants a nineteen member panel of unelected officials from the DOJ (the bastion of integrity and character) to determine what "best practices" for web sites must be.

Deep State regular Bob Barr is strongly against encryption because you, the chattel of government should not be afforded any privacy from your lords and masters who will only scan your email, texts, DMs, etc. for your own good.

Given how the lemmings are cheering government mass incarcerating the population in their dwellings and the deliberate destruction of the market economy - I'm sure that this will be welcomed with open arms.


Except we are all hysterical over COVID-19 to notice the rampaging tyrannical encroachments happening Right Now.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 18, 2020 09:52 PM (uYQjf)

479 Today's personal load of nonsense: The doc who screwed up his notes and had my procedure cancelled last Friday at the last minute, called yesterday to set up an appointment for me today to sort out all of this horseshit. At the appointed time, I drove across town for said appointment. I told the office yesterday that I had traveled to the Lower 48 returning March 7. They said it was fine so long as I hadn't traveled overseas.

When I arrived, they told me they couldn't see me because I needed three more days of quarantine. They had a new directive from the governor as of two hours earlier.

So, I asked them if that new directive had taken out their ability to make telephone calls. I was only there because of their screw-up in the first place, I'm still in pain without the ability to have the simple procedure that will fix it, and they couldn't be bothered to life the fucking phone and dial. All this while discussing this with me face to face, in their waiting room. Had I gone in yesterday, all would have been peachy. Had I gone in the morning, also peachy.

So tonight I will be drinking heavily and cursing, until I can no longer curse. Welcome, horde, to my show that never ends.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2020 09:52 PM (vVOK2)

480 I'm calling bullshit on this one. It's just like Chi-chi. Remember Chi-chi?

If he wants to blame someone, start with the media....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 18, 2020 09:52 PM (OuZMr)

481 > Soooooo....if this malaria drug cure was known a couple weeks ago. Why are we only hearing bout it now. Does that mean it didn't pan out?

It does seem to be panning out.

The Chinese said it worked (not much confidence in that).

The Koreans said it worked (considerably more confidence).

Now this French doc appears to have a decent study in hand.

If I had the disease, I'd certainly give it a try. It's reasonably safe (there are some bad side effects, but most of those only show up in people who've been taking it for years).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:52 PM (tLWGd)

482 Where is delete?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 18, 2020 09:52 PM (PUmDY)

483 2 congressmen with the Wuhu Bat Flu now.
No wonder they aren't moving glacially like they usually do. Because it affects them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2020 09:52 PM (r+sAi)

484 "If he's using mefloquine I'll take my chances with the king flu."
I thought I read chloroquine, which has slightly less horrifying side effects.


Chloroquine and zinc is what I was seeing. Supposedly they're looking at hydrochloroquine as well. Still have no idea, beyond drugs, what they are, but at least I can sort of spell them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 18, 2020 09:52 PM (SchxB)

485 If he's using mefloquine I'll take my chances with the king flu."
I thought I read chloroquine, which has slightly less horrifying side effects.
Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 09:48 PM (6XZdO)

French used hydroxychloroquine which has a much better, though not flawless profile. It's used for a few other things, by the way.

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:53 PM (ONvIw)

486 China virus,china virus,china virus.. China.. You own this...Period

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2020 09:53 PM (5bxa0)

487 Posted by: It's a big fucking deal at March 18, 2020 09:46 PM (Sdhjt)



Oh do sod off, there's a good chap.

I however have to run to the butcher and pick up my meat from my slaughtered cattle beast. All 600 pounds of sweet tasty meat. Carry on .

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at March 18, 2020 09:54 PM (bgJ0E)

488
French used hydroxychloroquine which has a much
better, though not flawless profile. It's used for a few other things,
by the way.

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:53 PM (ONvIw)

---
But does it make a decent mixer?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:54 PM (cfSRQ)

489
This possible treatment has come just in time. BoJo is getting ready to lock London down. He's put 20,000 troops on alert to enforce the lockdown. And he's pulling overseas troops back home. The daily new deaths doubled today, and that started it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 18, 2020 09:54 PM (f1Vqw)

490 Plus we shouldn't lose sight of the fact that 3,000 deaths caused by a
manmade error or a manmade weapon or even pure retarded negligence is
*fucking* significant.

________



Well, that goes without saying -- and you're right that we've drifted into the Stalin territory of "one death a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic."

But we're trying to bring perspective to this nonsense. We're destroying the U.S. and Western economies and people's livelihoods (and could likely do MORE harm and cause MORE overall deaths from this overreaction) for something that pales in comparison to previous flu seasons.

The insanity is spreading far faster than the virus ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:54 PM (WqPYg)

491 We don't hear about any outbreaks among the homeless. Maybe they're immune? Second look at heroin?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 09:54 PM (TLxpZ)

492 But does it make a decent mixer?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:54 PM (cfSRQ)

LOL. I'm sure it would be a dreadful idea on a long term basis, stick with tonic water. I do.

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:55 PM (ONvIw)

493 I'm crying here. Today, Bongino said Rick Wilson has horrible, corpse-like BO. I'm gonna go with that as a fact.

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at March 18, 2020 09:55 PM (LKQ6c)

494
The Frog doctor is some big fucking deal authority in the field, and so everyone in the field takes that as gold standard.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 18, 2020 09:55 PM (f1Vqw)

495 480 I'm calling bullshit on this one. It's just like Chi-chi. Remember Chi-chi?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 18, 2020 09:52 PM (OuZMr)

Chi-chi Rodriguez? I always liked him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 09:55 PM (2B9A/)

496 452 Were Krebs and Carnot really cycling stars?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 18, 2020 09:46 PM (PUmDY)

Those guys are fags!

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at March 18, 2020 09:56 PM (NWiLs)

497 So tonight I will be drinking heavily and cursing, until I can no longer curse. Welcome, horde, to my show that never ends.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2020 09:52 PM (vVOK2)

Sucks. Thank you for sharing. I will keep you in my prayers.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 09:56 PM (cEJU4)

498 French used hydroxychloroquine which has a much
better, though not flawless profile. It's used for a few other things,
by the way.

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:53 PM (ONvIw)

---
But does it make a decent mixer?


Only if you're recording four tracks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 18, 2020 09:56 PM (SchxB)

499 Well, that goes without saying -- and you're right
that we've drifted into the Stalin territory of "one death a tragedy, a
million deaths a statistic."

But we're trying to bring
perspective to this nonsense. We're destroying the U.S. and Western
economies and people's livelihoods (and could likely do MORE harm and
cause MORE overall deaths from this overreaction) for something that
pales in comparison to previous flu seasons.

The insanity is spreading far faster than the virus ...


Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:54 PM (WqPYg)

---
Well, Michigan has one confirmed death from Wuhan virus.

Zero confirmed deaths from schools being recessed early and bars closing.

Unless a bunch of stock brokers jumped out of windows, I fail to see the "MORE" people keep emphasizing as a false tradeoff.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:56 PM (cfSRQ)

500 I sort of place myself in the 50-50 level regarding this whole fucking thing. I do not believe the OMG we're all dead!!!! side.

But, I have elderly parents, two sisters (and a SIL) in the health care industry, and another sister who has major auto-immune issues (she has a pending kidney transplant that could now possibly be delayed).

I know that this is not to be dealt with lightly. But the state and local governmental agencies are going nuts. I hate that. Fookers seized on an opportunity with alarming alacrity.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 18, 2020 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)

501 Were Krebs and Carnot really cycling stars?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 18, 2020 09:46 PM (PUmDY)


I heard one used a lot of acid but the other one was really hot.

Posted by: db at March 18, 2020 09:57 PM (jLxx3)

502 Does anyone here have experience with CMMG and or 300 Blackout?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/u9k6jmk

Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2020 09:58 PM (i0wNm)

503 The Frog doctor is some big fucking deal authority in the field, and so everyone in the field takes that as gold standard.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 18, 2020 09:55 PM (f1Vqw)

---
Is that like the Cadillac of Citroen, or the Moet and Chandon of soft drinks?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:58 PM (cfSRQ)

504 That Rabbit's Dynamite!


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 09:45 PM (2B9A/)

Right! One rabbit stew coming right up!

Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2020 09:58 PM (32YRo)

505 We don't hear about any outbreaks among the homeless. Maybe they're immune? Second look at heroin?


Mad Dog 20 20.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 18, 2020 09:58 PM (HaL55)

506 tcn in AK

Prayers up

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2020 09:58 PM (arJlL)

507 Soooo Turkish-Sino little ones are being " berated " by their school chums. If so I am picking it's not because of flu, it may be they have worked out that you are their parent and a collosal yawing arsehole.
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2

Two little nine year olds wearing MAGA hates: "Hey you F****t N****r! You're on that Empire show, ain't ya?

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 18, 2020 09:58 PM (VNfwt)

508 They're going to everyone all a medicine that kills parasites?

Then who would run the county?

Posted by: 29victor at March 18, 2020 09:58 PM (BJKQV)

509

Imagine the hysteria on the left if this works. It doesn't even have to be a vaccine or cure all but it works enough to slow the spread of it and get rid of the worst of the illness. Meaning the panic subsides and things can get back to normal and the left once again looks like Wile E Coyote to Trump's Road Runner.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2020 09:58 PM (3Gu0g)

510 I see some of you are commenting about having to work at home due to your workplace closing your office due to the coronavirus. If I have to work at home, I try to replicate the workplace as much as possible, including the communal bathrooms in most workplaces. For example, if I have to take a dump during the work day, I leave the bathroom door unlocked, make believe the shower is the stall, and try to conceal my shoes so the person who walks in the bathroom doesn't know it's me. My wife usually just yells at me for not locking the door and shitting in the shower again.

Posted by: Slappy at March 18, 2020 09:59 PM (BsrgJ)

511 Exactly. My friends and I used to say the same thing. The guy who created and named the character for the show must have threatened to quit if they infringed on his creativity by changing the name.
Posted by: Slappy at March 18, 2020 09:45 PM (BsrgJ)

But EVERY actor playing a character got the characters name, ethnicity really isn't involved.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 18, 2020 09:59 PM (a4qVe)

512 National Security Professionals break with tradition (due to their purge come November) and endorse senile Joe Biden



And they will absolutely love the EARN-IT Bill that Lindsey Graham and some other Communist in the Senate are sponsoring.



Basically law enforcement wants a nineteen member panel of unelected
officials from the DOJ (the bastion of integrity and character) to
determine what "best practices" for web sites must be.



Deep State regular Bob Barr is strongly against encryption because
you, the chattel of government should not be afforded any privacy from
your lords and masters who will only scan your email, texts, DMs, etc.
for your own good.



Given how the lemmings are cheering government mass incarcerating
the population in their dwellings and the deliberate destruction of the
market economy - I'm sure that this will be welcomed with open arms.





Except we are all hysterical over COVID-19 to notice the rampaging tyrannical encroachments happening Right Now.



Bro, I am digging your newsletter but you really need to give out some links.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 09:59 PM (LJes8)

513 442 People die. Eh?

Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 09:42 PM (7esQ2)

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What are you, Canadian or something?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:44 PM (cfSRQ)


This site won't allow me to use my hands so I had to do it phonetically.

Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 09:59 PM (7esQ2)

514
Well, yeah Cenk.

Members of her ethnic group do in fact eat flying cave rats, and spread their filthy viruses around because they're poor and dirty people.

If that bothers you, talk to them about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2020 10:00 PM (v3NfP)

515 LOL. I'm sure it would be a dreadful idea on a long term basis, stick with tonic water. I do.

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:55 PM (ONvIw)

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*fills out form for medical reimbursement for 12 bottles Bombay Saphhire, 12 bottles Kroger Tonic Water.*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 10:00 PM (cfSRQ)

516 Sometimes what we call "side effects" can be "effects" for other conditions.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 09:37 PM (tLWGd)
Hey there.
Posted by: Viagra

Pfft. Hold my beer.

Posted by: Drink Like Rogaine at March 18, 2020 10:00 PM (smxnK)

517 We don't hear about any outbreaks among the homeless. Maybe they're immune? Second look at heroin?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 09:54 PM (TLxpZ)


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Sidewalk feces repel COVID-19. It's science.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 18, 2020 10:00 PM (XVuno)

518 "481 > Soooooo....if this malaria drug cure was known a couple weeks ago. Why are we only hearing bout it now. Does that mean it didn't pan out?

It does seem to be panning out.

The Chinese said it worked (not much confidence in that).

The Koreans said it worked (considerably more confidence).

Now this French doc appears to have a decent study in hand.

If I had the disease, I'd certainly give it a try. It's reasonably safe (there are some bad side effects, but most of those only show up in people who've been taking it for years)."

The best bet is the NIH and CDC wanted to test domestically before any announcement. No doubt Roche, whatever, also are working on it. We should know tomorrow or the next day.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 10:00 PM (puu6v)

519 >> Is that like the Cadillac of Citroen, or the Moet and Chandon of soft drinks?

He's the Sam Snead of snot-nosed infectious disease experts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 18, 2020 10:00 PM (f1Vqw)

520 tcn in AK, that is terrible! Is there any alternative for you?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 18, 2020 10:01 PM (/+bwe)

521 Unless a bunch of stock brokers jumped out of windows, I fail to see the "MORE" people keep emphasizing as a false tradeoff.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:56 PM (cfSRQ)

__________


I think you misunderstood my comment. E.g., VDH today said he went to his cardiologist that normally has 50 people in the waiting room -- and he was the only one there.


How many people are going to be harmed or killed by shutting down the country who would have otherwise been treated and stayed alive? Nobody is asking these questions.


The overreaction has SERIOUS consequences on far MORE people.

Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 10:01 PM (WqPYg)

522 French used hydroxychloroquine which has a much better, though not flawless profile. It's used for a few other things, by the way.


B'Gal takes that medicine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 18, 2020 10:01 PM (HaL55)

523 Rick the Dick here pwning Drumpf by wishing Melania gets infected with the Chinese coronavirus.

https://tinyurl.com/uovn4a4

Posted by: Thrawn at March 18, 2020 10:01 PM (Ta69/)

524 Cenk. Is it okay if I call you Cenk?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 18, 2020 10:02 PM (XVuno)

525 Posted by: Slappy at March 18, 2020 09:59 PM (BsrgJ)

Working at home will be a new thing for me. I think having my work computer set up at a real work station with all the bells and whistles I see at work will help.

It's the kittehs. The kittehs will be a nuisance.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 18, 2020 10:02 PM (x8Wzq)

526 My dad gave me a Kimber Super Carry Custom 5".

I'm not a big 1911 guy, but I'm excited.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2020 10:03 PM (i0wNm)

527
The insanity is spreading far faster than the virus ...


Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 09:54 PM (WqPYg)

But we can't predict the future. And it's not like we're the only country doing this. We don't know the real death rate but if people suspect it really is 1% then action should be taken. If it's going to take over hospitals, then action should be taken.

I don't like any of what's going on but I genuinely think we don't have enough perspective to know what's right. I don't think it's just a bunch of commie scientists the world over making recommendations at this point (though I suppose anything is possible).

We do know the expression about an ounce of prevention. And yes, this is a metric fuckton of prevention. Maybe it's wrong. And maybe it's a bit of a fallacious question but would *you* want to be the one to make the call to not do it?

I wouldn't want to be that person. What *if* it has a 1% death rate and what *if* 100,000,000 people get it. I'm not saying that's where we are. But I don't want a million deaths on my hands. No fucking way.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 10:03 PM (cEJU4)

528
Another thing Trump has done has eliminated a shit ton of FDA and other regulatory red tape on the medical system.

So, that's gonna eliminate a lot of the testing requirements.

The downside of that is terrible side effects of any new treatments, but it's worth the risk by a long shot with this thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 18, 2020 10:03 PM (f1Vqw)

529 How many people are going to be harmed or killed by shutting down the country who would have otherwise been treated and stayed alive? Nobody is asking these questions.


This.

No doctor visits. People stressed and terrified in their homes, under exercising, no social interaction. It is, frankly, inhuman and inhumane.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 10:04 PM (j9HX3)

530 So does this mean my decision to buy a case of gin and tonic *can't* be written off as a medical expense?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 09:51 PM

Oh, crap! But the cashier let me use my HSA card to pay!

*hides medicinal wine and pudding*

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 18, 2020 10:04 PM (/+bwe)

531 But none of the effects ever put more lead in your pencil, give you a full head of hair, or cause wrinkles to disappear.
Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 09:40 PM (7esQ2)

Actually, Viagra was being tested as a heart medication, when a curious side effect was discovered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 10:04 PM (miJU3)

532 Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (Vorpal Rabbit included.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 09:38 PM (2B9A/)

-----------------------------

"A reading from the Book of Armaments"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 18, 2020 10:04 PM (CAJOC)

533 If the disease is cured quickly, we get to show video of Bernie saying that 400,000 might die and 20% unemployment. The champagne of that victory is making that fucking wormtongue an abject lesson.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2020 10:04 PM (LxTcq)

534 495 480 I'm calling bullshit on this one. It's just like Chi-chi. Remember Chi-chi?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 18, 2020 09:52 PM (OuZMr)

Chi-chi Rodriguez? I always liked him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


I saw him at the Colonial way back when I was a kid. He was so lovely- played with the kids, did goof shots and made them. He was also a class act, donating a lot of his winnings to charities. He was also really tall, taccording to my memory as a ten year old.

Posted by: Moki at March 18, 2020 10:04 PM (mFoNl)

535
Is that like the Cadillac of Citroen, or the Moet and Chandon of soft drinks?



The Jerry Lewis of Comedy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 10:04 PM (oVJmc)

536 French used hydroxychloroquine which has a much
better, though not flawless profile. It's used for a few other things, by the way.
Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 09:53 PM (ONvIw)
But does it make a decent mixer?

So the Wang Collins is born?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 18, 2020 10:05 PM (smxnK)

537

Now, two Congressmen are positive for WuFlu. First, Mario Diaz-Balart, and now some Utah guy, Rep. Ben McAdams.

So, Utah delegation has it. Romney......? I denounce myself.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 18, 2020 10:05 PM (f1Vqw)

538 Just a little nervous from the fall. Oteil does a very nice one now.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 18, 2020 10:05 PM (PUmDY)

539 Rick the Dick here pwning Drumpf by wishing Melania gets infected with the Chinese coronavirus.

https://tinyurl.com/uovn4a4
Posted by: Thrawn at March 18, 2020 10:01 PM (Ta69/)

Is this for real? Holy hell.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 18, 2020 10:05 PM (x8Wzq)

540 The overreaction has SERIOUS consequences on far MORE people.

The dead people think their consequences were pretty serious.

Posted by: db at March 18, 2020 10:06 PM (jLxx3)

541 Where's the ONT ?

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2020 10:06 PM (arJlL)

542 Where's the ONT ?

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2020 10:06 PM (arJlL)

Quarantined.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 10:07 PM (cEJU4)

543 Posted by: Slappy at March 18, 2020 09:59 PM (BsrgJ)

Working at home will be a new thing for me. I think having my work computer set up at a real work station with all the bells and whistles I see at work will help.

It's the kittehs. The kittehs will be a nuisance.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 18, 2020 10:02 PM (x8Wzq)

For most cats, a box on or near your desk will let them sit and snooze without bothering you too much. Usually it needs to be high enough for them to see you, unless they are a ground cat and don't climb. Those tend to sit behind your chair.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2020 10:07 PM (eoQWY)

544 Posted by: Thrawn at March 18, 2020 10:01 PM (Ta69/)

I liked it better when we at least made the pretense of being civilized!

Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 18, 2020 10:07 PM (BiNEL)

545 One death, a tragedy.
One million deaths, a statistic.
-Every Commie, Ever

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 18, 2020 10:07 PM (Lg/Uq)

546 So I propose we change the spelling of Quarantine to Qwuhantine. Who's with me?

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 10:07 PM (cEJU4)

547 over 9000 infected
at least 145 dead


US.


Every one of these families should sue the fuck out of the Chicoms.

The Chicoms released a fucking WMD on the world.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 10:07 PM (LJes8)

548 The overreaction has SERIOUS consequences on far MORE people.


Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 10:01 PM (WqPYg)

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Was it an overreaction, though?

The problem is that decisions often have to be made with imperfect knowledge.

The odds were that this outbreak would not be all that bad. Maybe a few thousand "extra" dead.

But that wasn't certain and thanks to the Chinese lying always and everywhere, there was reason that the risk curve went beyond any previously known envelope.

So what do you do?

Do you try to get out in front, shut this thing down, and possibly save millions, or go for a minimalist approach, downplay it and hope for the best?

The stock market is nothing but ones and zeros. It can recover in a few weeks. The only people who will lose will be the ones who jumped.

Others will have financial losses of varying size. But you can make more money. Lost wages can be made up.

Lost life? Not so much.

If the cures work, if we can lift the lockdowns, we should be glad. Very very glad.

This has given us a wakeup call, a chance to realize just how vulnerable we are.

Because there will come a day when a disease shows up that won't be so easy to defeat. Now we have a better chance of stopping it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 10:07 PM (cfSRQ)

549 Wasn't it Slow Poke Rodriguez?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 18, 2020 10:07 PM (PUmDY)

550 Where's the ONT ?
Posted by: JT at March 18, 2020 10:06 PM (arJlL)


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ONT? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE ONT!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (XVuno)

551 If plain old fashioned simple quinine works, will drug companies be screwed out of kajillions of dollars for their new cures and vaccines?

Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (l3+k2)

552 "BREAKING: Trump Cures Global Plague!" - Headlines you'll never see

They would be the greatest entry ever on to a press conference...

Calls a 4PM press conference and is thirty minutes late, the forty... From the side out comes Trump in full white lab coat and protective goggles, nitrex gloves and holding with tongs a smoking beaker with some greenish fluid bubbling within...

Some octogenarian Chinese person (to defray claims of racism) is barely alive attached to life support gear is rolled out on a gurney from the other side of the stage...

Trump has the look of being up for three days straight, unshaven, golden mane greasy and showing large areas of his scalp.

Attendants, stand back as Trump carefully dumps the glowing green brew into a clear IV bag and everyone watches as the fluid works its way down through the tubes and into the victim's arm.

The victim lays motionless for a moment while the tension builds. CNN's Acosta starts yelling out his usual heckling and insults, a SS agent delivers a sharp elbow strike to Acosta's head to shut him up.

Then the victim shows rapid signs of recovery as the second hand winds its way around the wall clock, the man is getting stronger and stronger and is able to lift himself up... first a bit slowly and with some instability... but then with increasing vigor, until he leaps off the gourney with the strength and energy of an athlete. The energized victim, now survivor rips the IVs and other medical measuring devices off of himself.

The miracle cure that Trump single-handedly developed non-stop over the previous seventy-two hours has worked!

The Enemedia in the crowd wants to cheer but then catches themselves, remembering who they work for and what their mission is....

Headlines:
"Trump Appears to Crowd as Weak, Tired and Unstable".

"Trump fires all the teams working on a COVID-19 cure"

"Trump Exploits a COVID-19 Victim"

"Trump Doesn't Care About LGBT only Old Cis-Men"

"Instead of Letting The Professionals Save America, Trump Goes His Own Way"

"Trump violates HIPAA Rights of Foreigners"

Posted by: 🐧 at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (uYQjf)

553 God Help any other red-rural areas outside of SW Georgia who face huge clusters and possibly community outbreak. Don't expect the rest of the country to give a shit nor governors in the state capitals.

Posted by: It's a big fucking deal at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (Sdhjt)

554 541 Where's the ONT ?
Posted by: JT at March 18, 2020 10:06 PM (arJlL)

MIsHum is deciding whether to cure us all with a concentrated Yoko burst.

The cure would be worse than the disease.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (2B9A/)

555 The Chicoms released a fucking WMD on the world.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 10:07 PM (LJes

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Weapon of Marginal Destruction?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (XVuno)

556 I think you misunderstood my comment. E.g., VDH today said he went to his cardiologist that normally has 50 people in the waiting room -- and he was the only one there.


How many people are going to be harmed or killed by shutting down the country who would have otherwise been treated and stayed alive? Nobody is asking these questions.


The overreaction has SERIOUS consequences on far MORE people.
Posted by: ShainS -- Virus Denier at March 18, 2020 10:01 PM (WqPYg)

A vet on YT said something similar - that the main threat to pets with the virus is that they won't be taken to the vet if they need to.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (eoQWY)

557 THE ONT...is getting tested for COVID 19 , just to be on the safe side

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (zr5Kq)

558 C'mon.

To justify this level of panic from people, there should heaps of dead on every damn corner in town.

This is retarded.

No amount of panic can change the fact panic is retarded. It does not become less retarded because more people are doing it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (v3NfP)

559 I mentioned over the weekend here that we have an elder in a rehab center right now, of course the rehab center is on lockdown so no visitors, and the elders are spending all day & night watching news channels and getting worked up into a frenzy.

It has these folks, who are already on thin ice health-wise, panicky and unable to sleep which is interfering with their recovery.

Posted by: Boots at March 18, 2020 10:09 PM (oGBso)

560 Exactly. My friends and I used to say the same thing. The guy who created and named the character for the show must have threatened to quit if they infringed on his creativity by changing the name.
Posted by: Slappy at March 18, 2020 09:45 PM (BsrgJ)

Probably for the express purpose of separating the actor from the role.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 10:09 PM (miJU3)

561 do not invoke the name of Y---O

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 10:09 PM (zr5Kq)

562 If plain old fashioned simple quinine works, will drug companies be screwed out of kajillions of dollars for their new cures and vaccines?
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (l3+k2)

Nah, they just will have a drug company label it differently and prescribe that for normal prices.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2020 10:09 PM (eoQWY)

563 "485 If he's using mefloquine I'll take my chances with the king flu."
I thought I read chloroquine, which has slightly less horrifying side effects.
Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 09:48 PM (6XZdO)

French used hydroxychloroquine which has a much better, though not flawless profile. It's used for a few other things, by the way."

I've taken it for RA, as noted above. And to repeat an earlier comment, chloroquine's efficacy as a treatment for arthritis was discovered during the Spanish-American War when the drug was given to troops to prevent malaria and recipients with "rheumatism" discovered that also went away. It will be absolutely a miracle if this drug also treats coronavirus as it is widely available and cheap.

But let's remember one thing: even if a treatment is announced tomorrow, the economic havoc will have been reaped JUST AS INTENDED. People need to be held to account. China needs to be held to account along with its agents here. The hysteria-fueled economic damage will far exceed what the virus itself has inflicted. All this was intentional.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 10:10 PM (puu6v)

564 >>>Had I gone in yesterday, all would have been peachy. Had I gone in the morning, also peachy.

So tonight I will be drinking heavily and cursing, until I can no longer curse. Welcome, horde, to my show that never ends.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2020 09:52 PM (vVOK2)


It was that way at the club. One minute you are having a pleasant conversation with the bartender and after the call to shut it down he's a nervous cop and you have the plague.

Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 10:10 PM (7esQ2)

565 Posted by: penguin emoji at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (uYQjf)

Pretty much yeah

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2020 10:10 PM (cEJU4)

566 520 tcn in AK, that is terrible! Is there any alternative for you?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 18, 2020 10:01 PM (/+bwe)

I could probably score some smack on Spenard Road, but otherwise, not really.

Doncha just love the professionalism of our health care operators?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2020 10:10 PM (vVOK2)

567 B'Gal takes that medicine.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina

lupus?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 18, 2020 10:11 PM (G546f)

568 ONT

Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

569 Nooood!

Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 18, 2020 10:11 PM (BiNEL)

570 561 do not invoke the name of Y---O
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 10:09 PM (zr5Kq)

Yamamoto?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 18, 2020 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

571 God Help any other red-rural areas outside of SW Georgia who face huge clusters and possibly community outbreak. Don't expect the rest of the country to give a shit nor governors in the state capitals.
Posted by: It's a big fucking deal at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (Sdhjt)

The press might not, the governor might not, but other redstaters and the President do care and will make it work.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2020 10:11 PM (eoQWY)

572 For most cats, a box on or near your desk will let them sit and snooze without bothering you too much. Usually it needs to be high enough for them to see you, unless they are a ground cat and don't climb. Those tend to sit behind your chair.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2020 10:07 PM (eoQWY)

Well, it's mostly my younger cat Scout (15 years old) who would be jumping up on things.

The grumpy old lady, Misha, will be 21 in April, so she don't do much jumping. But she's vocal and demanding.

This should be fun.

I would work from my den, but that has always been my haven away from work and worries. So the workstation will be in the main part of the house. (BTW, I am in my den right now)

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 18, 2020 10:12 PM (x8Wzq)

573 Chi-chi Rodriguez? I always liked him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


I saw him at the Colonial way back when I was a kid. He was so lovely- played with the kids, did goof shots and made them. He was also a class act, donating a lot of his winnings to charities. He was also really tall, taccording to my memory as a ten year old.

Posted by: Moki at March 18, 2020 10:04 PM (mFoNl)
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Was he the golfer who was struck by lightning several times?

Posted by: Boots at March 18, 2020 10:12 PM (oGBso)

574 Actually, Viagra was being tested as a heart medication, when a curious side effect was discovered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 10:04 PM (miJU3)


But it's not prescribed for your heart.
[editing error: should have said 'side effects']

Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 10:12 PM (7esQ2)

575
559 I mentioned over the weekend here that we have an elder in a rehab center right now, of course the rehab center is on lockdown so no visitors, and the elders are spending all day & night watching news channels and getting worked up into a frenzy.

It has these folks, who are already on thin ice health-wise, panicky and unable to sleep which is interfering with their recovery.

Posted by: Boots at March 18, 2020 10:09 PM (oGBso)


Switch channels to Baby First. Way more calming and more intelligent all around. I am not kidding.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 10:12 PM (pNxlR)

576 562 If plain old fashioned simple quinine works, will drug companies be screwed out of kajillions of dollars for their new cures and vaccines?
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (l3+k2)

Nah, they just will have a drug company label it differently and prescribe that for normal prices.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2020 10:09 PM (eoQWY)

Put it in an autoinjector and charge $600/dose.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2020 10:12 PM (1CjJc)

577 523 Rick the Dick here pwning Drumpf by wishing Melania gets infected with the Chinese coronavirus.

https://tinyurl.com/uovn4a4
Posted by: Thrawn at March 18, 2020 10:01 PM (Ta69/)

Man, I really, really hate that co%$u@#er. He stinks on ice.

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at March 18, 2020 10:13 PM (LKQ6c)

578 Chai- Chai Rod Regueeze.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 18, 2020 10:13 PM (x8Wzq)

579 558
C'mon.



To justify this level of panic from people, there should heaps of dead on every damn corner in town.



This is retarded.



No amount of panic can change the fact panic is retarded. It does not become less retarded because more people are doing it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (v3NfP)

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The point of the restrictions was to prevent heaps of dead.

The panic was a media thing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 18, 2020 10:13 PM (cfSRQ)

580 571 God Help any other red-rural areas outside of SW Georgia who face huge clusters and possibly community outbreak. Don't expect the rest of the country to give a shit nor governors in the state capitals.
Posted by: It's a big fucking deal at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (Sdhjt)

The press might not, the governor might not, but other redstaters and the President do care and will make it work.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2020 10:11 PM (eoQWY)

I pray this is true. I'm sick to my stomach right now.

Posted by: It's a big fucking deal at March 18, 2020 10:14 PM (Sdhjt)

581 (favorite response) And then the fourth graders yelled, "This is MAGA Country!"

Posted by: theATL at March 18, 2020 10:14 PM (yFgwo)

582 This place, as always, is a fascinating study on group dynamics.

Some bitch about the panic - while others spread the panic. Yet - nobody is quite ready yet to tell anyone else to stick their panic, or lack of, straight up their candy ass.

Posted by: We Are All Going To Die at March 18, 2020 10:14 PM (71st6)

583 Amazing to think that this may be the true defining moment for the Millenial generation. Not 9/11.
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 09:02 PM (sUTds)

One of the legacies of 9/11 is that monstrosity called the DHS. Let's hope we do better this time.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 18, 2020 10:14 PM (w2X+c)

584 >>> 525 Posted by: Slappy at March 18, 2020 09:59 PM (BsrgJ)

Working at home will be a new thing for me. I think having my work computer set up at a real work station with all the bells and whistles I see at work will help.

It's the kittehs. The kittehs will be a nuisance.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 18, 2020 10:02 PM (x8Wzq)

I only have one kitteh but she is young and needs her play time.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 18, 2020 10:15 PM (0ReGO)

585 560 Exactly. My friends and I used to say the same thing. The guy who created and named the character for the show must have threatened to quit if they infringed on his creativity by changing the name.
Posted by: Slappy at March 18, 2020 09:45 PM (BsrgJ)

Probably for the express purpose of separating the actor from the role.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 10:09 PM (miJU3)

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I once read that Tony Danza's character on Taxi was renamed as "Tony", 'cause the director didn't think he'd respond to anything else.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 18, 2020 10:15 PM (CAJOC)

586 525

Working at home will be a new thing for me. I think having my work computer set up at a real work station with all the bells and whistles I see at work will help.

It's the kittehs. The kittehs will be a nuisance.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 18, 2020 10:02 PM (x8Wzq)

Same here. My wife is a volunteer and Board Member for the local Humane Society chapter so we often foster and adopt cats that don't get adopted for long periods of time. We have more cats in our house than I am willing to reveal ... and they all want your attention all of the time.

Posted by: Slappy at March 18, 2020 10:15 PM (BsrgJ)

587 Vodka tonics work as well as gin and tonics for fighting malaria. They taste better too.

Posted by: Big V at March 18, 2020 10:15 PM (XEC2p)

588 559 I mentioned over the weekend here that we have an elder in a rehab center right now, of course the rehab center is on lockdown so no visitors, and the elders are spending all day & night watching news channels and getting worked up into a frenzy.


that's my father-in-law

he's basically in hell and no one can visit him

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 10:15 PM (j9HX3)

589 587 Vodka tonics work as well as gin and tonics for fighting malaria. They taste better too.


the deuce you say!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 10:16 PM (j9HX3)

590 My 5 year old just said, "Jesus fucking Christ, are we already at the 'making up stories about what my kids say' portion of this stupid fucking pearl clutching bullshit?"
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 18, 2020 09:47 PM (z4SrG)

Come on. You forgot the tears welling up in your eyes and hugging her, saying "I don't know how we will cope, kid".

There are RULES for these lies. You can't just go off script.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2020 10:16 PM (eoQWY)

591 If this malarial cure pans out, I for one will be happy to see that the TP hoarders have shot their wad.

Posted by: Rex B at March 18, 2020 10:16 PM (V77Xp)

592 The Chicoms released a fucking WMD on the world.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars!

they've certainly acted like they have a guilty as fuck mind

Posted by: x at March 18, 2020 10:17 PM (nFwvY)

593 The Taiwanese HATE the Chinese. Same with Hong Kong.

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 08:51 PM (Zz0t1)

I wonder if his wife gave him hell for calling her Chinese.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 18, 2020 10:17 PM (nAiE/)

594 I pray this is true. I'm sick to my stomach right now.
Posted by: It's a big fucking deal at March 18, 2020 10:14 PM (Sdhjt)

If you're sick to your stomach, it's not Wuhan flu.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 18, 2020 10:18 PM (d6Ksn)

595 "558 C'mon.

To justify this level of panic from people, there should heaps of dead on every damn corner in town.

This is retarded.

No amount of panic can change the fact panic is retarded. It does not become less retarded because more people are doing it."

The morbidity rate WORLDWIDE debunked the propaganda-driven panic. We do have to take China's body count on an unwarranted faith, but even doubling it the worldwide total would be relatively minimal compared to most diseases.

There must be a reckoning, and a very nasty one.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2020 10:18 PM (puu6v)

596 593 The Taiwanese HATE the Chinese. Same with Hong Kong.

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2020 08:51 PM (Zz0t1)

I wonder if his wife gave him hell for calling her Chinese.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 18, 2020 10:17 PM (nAiE/)



The Taiwanians got their political divorce from China 115 years ago one can be sure that personally it was a lot longer than that.

Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 10:18 PM (7esQ2)

597 560

Probably for the express purpose of separating the actor from the role.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 10:09 PM (miJU3)

Yeah, like Tony Danza playing Tony Banta on "Taxi" or Tony Micelli on "Who's The Boss." Or Bob Newhart playing Bob Hartley on "The Bob Newhart Show." Maybe the Chin Ho character could've been Kam Ho.

Posted by: Slappy at March 18, 2020 10:22 PM (BsrgJ)

598 Doncha just love the professionalism of our health care operators?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 18, 2020 10:10 PM

I'm using a nurse-practitioner instead of my doctor right now because she looked through my history when I mentioned a thyroid-related sleep study I had that supposedly came back normal. There was no record of the results - because either my doc or the staff dropped the ball.

That test was just after Obamacare was forced down everyone's throat. Because of the high deductible, I paid about $500 out of pocket for the study on the recommendation of the doc. And the &%*%$ staff member told me when I called a few times that "It came back normal."

Nope, it didn't.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 18, 2020 10:22 PM (/+bwe)

599 If you're sick to your stomach, it's not Wuhan flu.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 18, 2020 10:18 PM (d6Ksn)

No, it's wondering how large clusters to community spread occurred in one of the more rural areas of the country. Those stats are disturbing. Those are stats for Large Urban cities right now.

Posted by: It's a big fucking deal at March 18, 2020 10:24 PM (Sdhjt)

600 The dead people think their consequences were pretty serious.
Posted by: db at March 18, 2020 10:06 PM (jLxx3)

How many business owners, or people who lost jobs and were forced into bankruptcy by the WuFlu Panic Shutdowns will commit suicide, or just slowly drink themselves to death?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 10:24 PM (miJU3)

601 591 If this malarial cure pans out, I for one will be happy to see that the TP hoarders have shot their wad.
Posted by: Rex B at March 18, 2020 10:16 PM (V77Xp)

While it would be wonderful if it was true, that guy on TuCa seemed - off to me. Tucker seemed skeptical and he should be.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 18, 2020 10:24 PM (d6Ksn)

602 585

I once read that Tony Danza's character on Taxi was renamed as "Tony", 'cause the director didn't think he'd respond to anything else.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 18, 2020 10:15 PM (CAJOC)

I didn't see your post before I referenced Danza in my later post. That would make a lot of sense because Danza is kind of a dope.

Posted by: Slappy at March 18, 2020 10:24 PM (BsrgJ)

603 Posted by: It's a big fucking deal at March 18, 2020 10:24 PM (Sdhjt)

I was making a bad joke.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 18, 2020 10:25 PM (d6Ksn)

604 If plain old fashioned simple quinine works, will drug companies be screwed out of kajillions of dollars for their new cures and vaccines?
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2020 10:08 PM (l3+k2)

Hardly. Someone has to manufacture the stuff, ensure its purity, and pack it as pills or capsules or injectable doses. There is money to be made doing that, and quite a lot, as the potential market is nearly everyone,

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 10:28 PM (miJU3)

605 234 I watched the spaceX launch today. The rocket delivered 60 starlink satellites. They lost the falcon 9, that had been on five missions previously.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2020 09:12 PM (LxTcq)

Thinking about rickl. Hope he's at peace among the stars.

Posted by: Gem at March 18, 2020 10:31 PM (65i3Q)

606 How many business owners, or people who lost jobs and were forced into bankruptcy by the WuFlu Panic Shutdowns will commit suicide, or just slowly drink themselves to death?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 10:24 PM (miJU3)


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Posted by: db at March 18, 2020 10:32 PM (jLxx3)

607 But it's not prescribed for your heart.
[editing error: should have said 'side effects']
Posted by: Braenyard wishing all a Happy Apocalypse at March 18, 2020 10:12 PM (7esQ2)

Apparently it was not very effective at its original purpose, and the "side effect" was troubling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 10:34 PM (miJU3)

608 How many business owners, or people who lost jobs and were forced into bankruptcy by the WuFlu Panic Shutdowns will commit suicide, or just slowly drink themselves to death?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2020 10:24 PM (miJU3)

I have thought about this, as well, having seen firsthand the emotional cost of a business failing.

Posted by: Gem at March 18, 2020 10:52 PM (65i3Q)

609 Well, Cenk denies the Armenian Genocide, so he could deny that his kids eat bat soup, too. Should be simple.

Posted by: MathMom at March 19, 2020 01:24 AM (OzjVI)

610 Jeez, you'd think they would be used to ridicule given their dad worked for MSNBC.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 19, 2020 02:25 AM (SwUoz)

611 My kids came home today in tears on learning that there was a human being named Cenk Uygur. What's even more heartbreaking is that I don't have any kids.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at March 19, 2020 06:55 AM (UFgOG)

612 Cenk is a wuss.

I was reading my third-great-grandfather's service record.

"...also, list of men belonging to the 26th regt. who agreed to tarry 6 weeks from the last of Dec. 1776, as returned by Col. Loammi Baldwin, dated Trenton, Jan. 1, 1777."

That is the written record of a real American Winter Soldier.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 19, 2020 07:40 AM (EMi53)

613 If Only - a limerick



The Tin Man was falling apart

'Cause his ticker had just failed to start

Then he went off to Oz

Now it's better because

He had a complete change of heart!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (m45I2)

_________


The Lonely - A limerick
The Lion was known for his dawdle
Before the Witch gave him a throttle
After Dorothy's recoil
And some of Marvel's snake oil
He found his courage in a bottle!

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2020 10:05 AM (WqPYg)

614 Your kid will grow up to be a fuckin PUSSY like you.

Posted by: Ms. Apple at March 19, 2020 02:49 PM (+fjIe)

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