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The Media Has "Reported" A Hundred Times that Trump "Dissolved" the NSC Epidemic Unit.
This Is a Lie.
Tim Morrison is a senior fellow at the Hudson Institute and former senior director for counterproliferation and biodefense on the National Security Council.He notes that Trump did shrink the NSC -- because Obama had bloated it from 100 persons to 400 in just a few years. But the NSC retained its epidemic personnel -- just merged with biodefense and counterprolifereation.
President Trump gets his share of criticism — some warranted, much not. But recently the president’s critics have chosen curious ground to question his response to the coronavirus outbreak since it began spreading from Wuhan, China, in December. It has been alleged by multiple officials of the Obama administration, including in The Post, that the president and his then-national security adviser, John Bolton, "dissolved the office" at the White House in charge of pandemic preparedness. Because I led the very directorate assigned that mission, the counterproliferation and biodefense office, for a year and then handed it off to another official who still holds the post, I know the charge is specious. ...
One such move at the NSC was to create the counterproliferation and biodefense directorate, which was the result of consolidating three directorates into one, given the obvious overlap between arms control and nonproliferation, weapons of mass destruction terrorism, and global health and biodefense. It is this reorganization that critics have misconstrued or intentionally misrepresented. If anything, the combined directorate was stronger because related expertise could be commingled.So you can see how the media eagerly misleads the public -- yes, an "office" was dissolved. But most of the personnel making up that office were retained, and added to a new, merged office. So they say "the office" was dissolved and intend you to take that to mean that the epidemic unit was disbanded. That's a lie, but that's what they want you to believe. They are the enemy of the people and a reckoning is coming. Via Tami, John Bolton is now tweeting out the article quoted above:
Here's an update to the last post: The NYT can't stop forging the "news."
@AmbJohnBolton Mar 14 Claims that streamlining NSC structures impaired our nation's bio defense are false. Global health remained a top NSC priority, and its expert team was critical to effectively handling the 2018-19 Africa Ebola crisis. The angry Left just can't stop attacking, even in a crisis. ... @AmbJohnBolton 49 minutes ago Reporting that alleges the Trump Administration dissolved NSC offices related to our biodefense are both false and misleading. Listen to those who ran the effort. This is a must-read for everyone who values truth over politics in a time of crisis.
And this is without even taking the full context of the call into accounthttps://t.co/TkkVozZguz
— Zach Parkinson (@AZachParkinson) March 16, 2020
Trump to governors: “Respirators, ventilators, all of the equipment — try getting it yourselves" https://t.co/E3Y24vhxot
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) March 16, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2020 03:07 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 16, 2020 03:08 PM (ARm/c)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 16, 2020 03:08 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2020 03:08 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2020 03:09 PM (ZCiJZ)
Quick, call the Ebla Czar
Posted by: brak at March 16, 2020 03:09 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2020 03:09 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 03:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2020 03:11 PM (ABjxW)
The first part is not in dispute. The second part is entirely unlikely.
Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2020 03:11 PM (DU2N9)
Well fuck. Our governor just shut down all restaurants and bars except for takeout and delivery anx banned gatherings of more than 50 people. Thanks you panic mongering asshole.
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 16, 2020 03:08 PM (KOaTi)
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 16, 2020 03:11 PM (KOaTi)
Quick, call the Ebla Czar
GEOTUS actually should name Ben Carson or someone the Coronavirus Czar just to see what pretzels the media twists into.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2020 03:11 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 16, 2020 03:11 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 16, 2020 03:11 PM (JRaU+)
Bleach. I find that bleach works great when something needs dissolved.
Posted by: Hiliary at March 16, 2020 03:12 PM (KGgRN)
Unless, ahem, they can be sued out of existence.
Free market, baby. But -- The WH could direct the revocation of all CNN/NYT press credentials.
Until some fuckhead judge overrules them AGAIN.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2020 03:12 PM (Jdw1U)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 03:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:12 PM (fyOvJ)
But it's fully operational!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:12 PM (e284m)
The first part is not in dispute. The second part is entirely unlikely.
Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2020 03:11 PM (DU2N9)
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A reckoning is coming, no doubt about that.
Just won't be from us.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 16, 2020 03:13 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Guzalot at March 16, 2020 03:13 PM (Rz36l)
As of noon today, my county has exactly 0 confirmed cases of the virus and we're not even remotely rural.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 16, 2020 03:13 PM (/OW4q)
Posted by: Ha at March 16, 2020 03:13 PM (tA3tM)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 16, 2020 03:13 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:13 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 16, 2020 03:13 PM (4ywJ2)
That's a lie, but that's what they want you to believe.
It's not a *lie* ace. Last time I checked "biodefense" and "epidemic" are different words. No lies to be found here. Our press remain the honest, scrupulous, sincere, trustworthy guardians of society they have always been.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:13 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2020 03:14 PM (9t0Zz)
This is the Media taking their power back and flexing their muscles one more time.
With assists from Blue State a
Posted by: Allie at March 16, 2020 03:14 PM (vmRc0)
519 Ohio is getting a lawsuit filed to delay tomorrow's voting to June 2. You may think that is bad. But just think. Two more months for Joe Biden to get even more crazy before people vote here!
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2020 03:08 PM (HYFaE)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2020 03:14 PM (HYFaE)
This is the Media taking their power back and flexing their muscles one more time.
With assists from Blue State and NeverTrump local pols.
Posted by: Allie at March 16, 2020 03:14 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 03:14 PM (Eicbe)
So they say "the office" was dissolved and intend you to take that to mean that the epidemic unit was disbanded.
Again, when I read the office was dissolved, my immediate thought was oh so we only have 15 of them same office in different departments now?
This whole thread sets up neatly and clearly my response to what is going on thus I am angry I didn't write it:
https://twitter.com/CrankyTRex/status/1239410124013408256
Today has been aggressively stupid or I would try to get it in a non-Twat format.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 16, 2020 03:15 PM (mf5HN)
I fell for this in the last thread. Apologies. I should know better.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:13 PM (pS94+)
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Fell for what JJ.???
Are emotions running a little high today?
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:15 PM (8XRCm)
That tells you everything you need to know.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2020 03:15 PM (YslsA)
It is our patriotic duty to lie, scare, fearmonger, and misrepresent anyone who does not bow down to our orders.
We have us some Constotooshional Rights, yes we do, so suck it!
Besides, who is going to stop us?
We control the horizontal.
We control the vertical.
Just like always.
Posted by: The Arrogant, Lying Bastards of the US Broadcast Media at March 16, 2020 03:15 PM (sy5kK)
Then evil emperor Trump dissolved them and sent them back to their villages.
Uh, huh, I get it.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:15 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Allie at March 16, 2020 03:14 PM (vmRc0)
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Took me a while, but I have interned that lesson.
It. never. ends.
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 03:15 PM (Eicbe)
I've seen the CDC pandemic office dissolved lie all over twitter for like a week.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2020 03:16 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 16, 2020 03:16 PM (RU4sa)
By approving defamation lawsuits.
Posted by: Ha
Sure. After taking 4 years to work its way up the court system and $100ks of dollars in lawyers, dodging threats from multiple gatekeepers, and avoiding Hawaiian judges.
Sure, after all that they'll be held to account.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2020 03:16 PM (vM2os)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:15 PM (8XRCm)
Well, it is his birthday. Any excitement is a bit troubling if you are 5067.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 16, 2020 03:16 PM (XyVor)
Fell for what JJ.???
Are emotions running a little high today?
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:15 PM (8XRCm)
For fake news. I thought I said that, n'est ce pas?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:16 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 16, 2020 03:16 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 03:16 PM (zr5Kq)
If they manage to gin up enough panic, that would be a poor idea.
See Daniel Defoe's "A Journal of the Plague Year".
After a while, the rural folks just started shooting any refugees from the cities.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2020 03:17 PM (tLWGd)
The rando EoE, of course, blew him off as ill-informed.
Posted by: 29victor at March 16, 2020 03:17 PM (BJKQV)
@AmbJohnBolton Mar 14
Claims that streamlining NSC structures impaired our nation's bio defense are false. Global health remained a top NSC priority, and its expert team was critical to effectively handling the 2018-19 Africa Ebola crisis. The angry Left just can't stop attacking, even in a crisis.
He also just tweeted a link to the article ace linked...
@AmbJohnBolton 49 minutes ago
Reporting that alleges the Trump Administration dissolved NSC offices related to our biodefense are both false and misleading. Listen to those who ran the effort. This is a must-read for everyone who values truth over politics in a time of crisis.
Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2020 03:17 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 03:16 PM (zr5Kq)
And if the media refuses to air it?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:17 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2020 03:17 PM (Cus5s)
Can I ask a favor? When someone makes note that a governor is closing something down can you mention what state it is? There's a lot of us posting and I cannot keep track of everyone's location. Thanks
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 16, 2020 03:17 PM (JVgnl)
Posted by: Fucking Otters at March 16, 2020 03:17 PM (Orx/W)
You can't make this shit up. Idris Elba announces he has coronavirus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2020 03:17 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2020 03:18 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:18 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2020 03:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: pookysgirl, calm thine you-know-whats at March 16, 2020 03:18 PM (XKZwp)
Really?
Kurt Russell made a fortune off of this exact message. Two movies in fact.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 16, 2020 03:18 PM (sy5kK)
And if the media refuses to air it?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:17 PM (pS94+)
He needs to hold daily press briefings for now.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 03:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2020 03:18 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at March 16, 2020 03:19 PM (Oq/TM)
People have this inherent need to panic, regardless of what I say, or what I show them. So fuck them. They want to panic and make extremely bad decisions, fine. Panic. Need help? I'll help you panic. Boo! Behind you!!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 03:19 PM (PRK75)
https://twitter.com/Tim_Morrison/status/1238584684600266753
'Tim, we know your background. Impressive as it is, there are officials with far more expertise publicly criticizing its closure, e.g., Beth Cameron. Even Dr. Fauci very diplomatically noted: "It would be nice if that office was still there." With respect, I trust them over you."
Posted by: 29victor at March 16, 2020 03:19 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 16, 2020 03:16 PM (1CjJc)
........
First, give everybody a hug.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2020 03:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2020 03:16 PM (vM2os
That doesn't disprove it's the best way.
Posted by: Ha at March 16, 2020 03:19 PM (tA3tM)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2020 03:17 PM (f1Vqw)
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Wonder what color ribbon the brave survivors of the kung flu will be sporting at the next awards show?
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 16, 2020 03:19 PM (RU4sa)
I want a new panic.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2020 03:18 PM (hLRSq)
Who knew the burning times would be so tedious?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 16, 2020 03:19 PM (XyVor)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2020 03:19 PM (tLWGd)
I am going to social distance from you people to get some work done and out of an abundance of caution.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 16, 2020 03:16 PM (1CjJc)
If you save just one life....
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:19 PM (Orx/W)
Here's a link that might get people thinking about the actual history of these panics. I rather enjoyed it, and hope you will too.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/coronavirus-fatality-
rates-vary-wildly-depending-on-age-gender-and-medical-
history-some-patients-fare-much-worse-than-others-2020-
02-26
Posted by: trev006 at March 16, 2020 03:19 PM (U9n7R)
What an audience....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2020 03:19 PM (3H9h1)
After a while, the rural folks just started shooting any refugees from the cities.
*takes notes**buys ammo*
Posted by: brak at March 16, 2020 03:19 PM (cG+eD)
Dr Amy Acton
Ohio Department of Health
She insinuated that this will be national.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 16, 2020 03:19 PM (qVWVY)
You can't make this shit up. Idris Elba announces he has coronavirus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2020 03:17 PM (f1Vqw
Seems to be a lot of Hollyweird people gettin this thing.
Like we should give a flying donut? Ya think it might have something to do with their life style?
How do I know he didn't get it while he was running the rainbow bridge (Bifrost) in Asgard?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (e284m)
> Did I see....carrots!?
Next thing you know, they'll be putting coronavirus in chili.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2020 03:19 PM (tLWGd)
With snow peas. Fucking Chinee.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (TcHXt)
I want a new panic.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
City services are shutting down. Water won't be flowing.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (PRK75)
I want a new panic.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gim at The Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2020 03:18 PM (hLRSq)
*thinks
US WILL RUN OUT OF COFFEE IN #TWOWEEKS !!
*sits bacK
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (zr5Kq)
As he's used to having a TeeVee show, he could sit them down and have them 'splain to we the people just how they're twisting the truth around to make him look bad by lying.
PDT to presstitute: "Here are the facts and here is what you reported. We'd like to hear what you have to say." Rake their asses over the coals in pub-lick. Embarrass the living shit out of them and make them the laughing stock of the country.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (HaL55)
Did I see....carrots!?
........
I thought it was a plate of scrambled eggs.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (v0R5T)
That's how LA and Chicago gangs got spread all over the nation in the 80s and later. Kids got into gangs, their parents wanted to get them out, so they moved. Then their shithead kids saw the opportunity to be a big fish in a small pond and became the founding member of a new chapter of the gang in smaller towns.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (fyOvJ)
The Media just reminds and clarifies that it must be destroyed as it is currently constituted and we here are happy to oblige.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (BRpqW)
*sits bacK
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (zr5Kq)
*sets hair on fire*
*runs around*
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (RD7QR)
If you step back, you see the strategy the Democrats are using.
In this case, they are pushing back on Private + Government versus Big Government.
They want Big Government, and that is also why they were lying about Google/Alphabet.
They do not want people to see how quickly the private sector can ramp things up.
They have a huge stake in this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (vEIlU)
Congress will probably approve a ribbon or trophy to be awarded to everyone when this is over!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (e284m)
Anyone else notice a couple things missing from this pandemic here?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (fyOvJ)
Not seeing masses of dead bodies being burned in open pits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (e284m)
Poorly running the bridge I might add.
He had one job...
Posted by: 29victor at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (PRK75)
But they'll be vodka?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (Orx/W)
Did I see....carrots!?
........
I thought it was a plate of scrambled eggs.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (v0R5T)
Looks like a breakfast cereal pipeline.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (RD7QR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUovpKrm0G4
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (9VeU0)
Dr Amy Acton
Ohio Department of Health
She insinuated that this will be national.
Posted by: Denny Crane!
Why does Tim's essence matter that much?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (PRK75)
Junkies crapping on the sidewalk are not affected.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (fyOvJ)
Dead people? Garbage piling up in the streets? Three different, yet similar criminal factions vying for control? Loot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 16, 2020 03:23 PM (XyVor)
This panic is boring.
Ah relax and watch a good baseball game..oh...never mind
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (nRk/c)
__________
I'm old enough to remember your comment last month that you couldn't wait for pitchers and catchers to report. ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2020 03:23 PM (zsddc)
Congress will probably approve a ribbon or trophy to be awarded to everyone when this is over!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (e284m)
The Steve Cohen Purple-Nurple Order of the Chicken Leg.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:23 PM (pS94+)
Don't particularly care what games any individual is playing, but knowing the background nonsense helps put it in perspective.
Looking at the first sentence, I am somewhat warm, but not at all astonished, and plead my irritation at still not knowing what the python has for dinner.
By the banks of the Great Grey-Green Greasy Limpopo River, all set about with Fever Trees . . .
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2020 03:23 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 16, 2020 03:23 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2020 03:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (fyOvJ)
Piles of bodies? Dead Carts? Mass Diesel powered funeral ditches?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:23 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (+y/Ru)
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Bolton fits under the bus just fine.
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 03:23 PM (Eicbe)
Why does Tim's essence matter that much?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (PRK75)
I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.
-Tim
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 16, 2020 03:23 PM (XyVor)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (fyOvJ)
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Besides a body count, no.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 16, 2020 03:23 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2020 03:23 PM (zsddc)
yes, sigh.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2020 03:23 PM (nRk/c)
Enough. Fight back.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 16, 2020 03:23 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:23 PM (vEIlU)
Can't even organize a medium sized orgy any longer.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Restaurants, AMC theater closed, last chance for hard liquor today.
Filled up gas tank because who knows whats next, mandatory evacuation maybe.
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (fyOvJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer
A triple digit body count?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (PRK75)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (KNsKs)
+++++++++++++++
Hillary is actually competent, but her expertise is elsewhere. If the way to combat the Wuhan Lung AIDS was to execute international-scale graft, theft, corruption and influence-peddling, then she'd be the right person for the job.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (YxML+)
Add actors to the bottom of the priority list along with journalists.
A crack whore gets a ventilator before they do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (vEIlU)
Is that the German word for nazi press?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (fyOvJ)
Posted by: trev006
This word. What is this word?
Posted by: Soothsayer
German for snot.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (PRK75)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (4lzWT)
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No, it isn't.
Government and large donors will keep their propaganda organs in business, even long after people quit lending them any credence.
We're stuck with these people until the overarching institutions are razed to their foundations.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (bQe8/)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (j9HX3)
Add actors to the bottom of the priority list along with journalists.
A crack whore gets a ventilator before they do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (f1Vqw)
The latter do perform necessary services.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Jim Acosta at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (9VeU0)
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For himself, maybe.
The rest of us?
Perfect solution.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (ARm/c)
____________
I've come up with a fitting new motto for the Progda Ememedia: "Truth is the first casualty of Lore."
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (zsddc)
Posted by: McCool at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (lWCRE)
And we wouldn't be in this pickle!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (e284m)
Anyone else notice a couple things missing from this pandemic here?
Posted by: Soothsayer
A triple digit body count?
Posted by: rickb223
I was thinking "lots of sick and dead people."
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (fyOvJ)
Can't even organize a medium sized orgy any longer.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)
With social distancing, everyone is just jerking off anyway. Go to the Bulwark newsroom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (XyVor)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (HYFaE)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (fyOvJ)
'lying press', I think
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (BAsqb)
I'm not talking about the actual *displacement* of normal cabinet or agency influence by the NSC and NSA (Kissinger v. SecState Rogers, the classic example).
But in terms of bureaucratic infrastructure.
The WH doesn't need an NSC with a "pandemic office" to hear/know about anything of importance on the public health front. That will come into the flow anyway, via normal channels.
Anyway, this is kind of the classic dumb thing the "press" seizes on, and completely misrepresents, has for years, it's not new.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (El6T/)
Anyone else notice a couple things missing from this pandemic here?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:21 PM (fyOvJ)
Bodies in the streets?
Zombies everywhere?
A lone hero with a wisecracking child as sidekick?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (HYFaE)
David Marcus is a class A twat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)
Wear eye masks!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (pS94+)
What a d-bag. Restaurants around here are already reeling from the ever-being-raised minimum wages, then the drop-off in customers, and now this.
And what about the employees who aren't going to get paid until this is over? In WA we hear non-stop about the horrible lot of restaurant workers. Why isn't the press at all concerned about them?
Posted by: 29victor at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2020 03:27 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:27 PM (fyOvJ)
why is this a surprise I assumed this - colds (related viruses) are the exact same
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 16, 2020 03:27 PM (j9HX3)
But, still, sheesh. Things seem to have swung into gear pretty damn quickly and aggressively. So whether the NSC was there or not, what difference would it have actually made?
And thing is, I don;t see other countries doing a hell of a lot better. Maybe Russia, Taiwan, and Korea. but it is hard to say - each country has had it's own challenges. I'd argue most of Europe has done a face plant. I'd argue the U.S. has done reasonably well under the circumstances.
Posted by: <MSNBC at March 16, 2020 03:27 PM (+DS2f)
There has been too much violence, too much pain.
None here are without sin.
I am gravely disappointed.
Again you have made me unleash my dogs of infection.
Look at what remains of your gallant right to assemble.
Why? Because you're selfish!
You hoard your toilet paper.
Now, my prisoners say
you plan to take your toilet paper to your homes.
What a puny plan!
Look around you.
This is the Valley of Death.
See!
Nothing can escape!
But I have an honorable compromise.
Just walk away.
Give me the toilet paper, the hand sanitizer, the lysol wipes, and the canned goods.
Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland.
Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
I await your answer.
You have one full day to decide.
Posted by: Lord Humungous at March 16, 2020 03:27 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2020 03:27 PM (KNsKs)
Zombies everywhere?
A lone hero with a wisecracking child as sidekick?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (hLRSq)
Anyone else really hate Last of Us? As time has gone by, I just find my dislike for it growing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 16, 2020 03:27 PM (XyVor)
Ah relax and watch a good baseball game..oh...never mind
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (nRk/c)
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I'm kinda surprised MLB hasn't taken to running "classic" games. Games long past that most people wouldn't remember the outcome to.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2020 03:27 PM (CAJOC)
BREAKING: New study shows COVID-19 victims may be infected via the conjunctiva membrane in the eye
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)
where can I have that removed?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:27 PM (Orx/W)
e really need to get better at pushing back on these lies sooner.
I've seen the CDC pandemic office dissolved lie all over twitter for like a week.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2020 03:16 PM (9t0Zz)
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Were past that point now.
We are at the virtuosity of the cause stage. The "people in charge" have placed more emphasis on appearing to take steps to protect the people rather than actually protecting people.
For example.
The Mayor Of Kansas City has banned gathering of 50 or more people.
Then listed about 8 exemptions in small print.
Either it makes biological sense to do that or it doesnt.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:27 PM (8XRCm)
I said: "You know you're the only store in town with paper towels?"
He said: "$25 bucks each."
*laughter*
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)
I spit in your eye!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (nRk/c)
Quarantined here in Chappaqua with the missus..
Shoot me now !!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (lWCRE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)
CDC advises everyone to no longer shake eyes or open doors with their eyelids.
It's a fucking mucus membrane. Of course it's an entry route.
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (BAsqb)
Jumpin Jehosephat! And I thought it was just the Flucking Press causing this problem.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (e284m)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (P4Pk9)
Ah relax and watch a good baseball game..oh...never mind
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (nRk/c)
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I'm kinda surprised MLB hasn't taken to running "classic" games. Games long past that most people wouldn't remember the outcome to.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2020 03:27 PM (CAJOC)
I think the entire catalog of Kiner's Korner and Rainout Theatre is in public domain. Now, a quick call to my copyright lawyer, and... winning!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (pS94+)
SOME OF US WILL RUN OUT OF COFFEE IN #TWOWEEKS !!
*sits bacK
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (zr5Kq)
fify
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (rpxSz)
I'd guess 75% of the panic right now is due to the influence on recent make-believe TV shows such as The Walking Dead, Revolution, and Into the Badlands, and The View.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (fyOvJ)
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Come to me, my children....
Posted by: Government Dole, Now Bigger and Fatter than Ever!!!! at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (vg8iE)
Can't even organize a medium sized orgy any longer.
Posted by: JackStraw
Squads. Not even full platoons. Those bastards!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (PRK75)
Well, they are still calling them "guidelines" and "recommendations"
won't work
people don't listen
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)
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Pink eye.
Nice.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (RU4sa)
But reports of the death of that influence have been greatly, greatly, greatly exaggerated (kind of an article of faith for so many, including some here).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (El6T/)
Apocolyptic tv shows, I mean.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (fyOvJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)
This has been out there since the beginning. I recall posting that only PPE in the way of safety goggles could prevent this mode of entry.
Posted by: kallisto at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (kgQKM)
lol THANK YOU!
that's just a fearmongering pointless headline there
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (j9HX3)
Keith Richards coming out of his house and saying "Where the hell is everybody?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2020 03:29 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2020 03:29 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 16, 2020 03:29 PM (/6GbT)
OMG this is like that movie where we have to all blindfold ourselves !!!!
Posted by: McCool at March 16, 2020 03:29 PM (lWCRE)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (HYFaE)
Don't Molly Hemingway and Sean Davis work at The Federalist?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 16, 2020 03:29 PM (H8QX8)
It's a fucking mucus membrane. Of course it's an entry route.
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (BAsqb)
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And they're the ones who love science.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 16, 2020 03:29 PM (RU4sa)
ISWYDT Soothie
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 16, 2020 03:29 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (HYFaE)
Don't Molly Hemingway and Sean Davis work at The Federalist?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 16, 2020 03:29 PM (H8QX
Yes. It is a great site with the exception of Mucous.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (pS94+)
Yeah, now we are down to gatherings of no more than 10.
Its getting so bad even the introverts are protesting.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)
.......
oh crap, time to stop sharing needles with my eyeball shooting heroin buddies.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
BREAKING: New study shows COVID-19 victims may be infected via the conjunctiva membrane in the eye
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)
Eye Bleach, STAT!
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (88+cf)
I give up. They're 'doing something' and they need to shut the fuck up.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (e284m)
Why does Tim's essence matter that much?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 03:22 PM (PRK75)
I need to be adequately compensated before I start sharing any essence.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: kallisto at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (kgQKM)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (j9HX3)
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Good lord! I've looked at lots of those spikey basketball pictures!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)
Saw this somewhere the other day (maybe here)
Total cases in North Korea:
11:30 AM: 1
11:31 AM: 0
11:32 AM: 1
11:33 AM: 0
...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2020 03:31 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2020 03:31 PM (3aI0K)
Maybe we can all just buy a ribbon to wear and jerk each other off on what wonderful human beings we are.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:31 PM (8XRCm)
We should harvest Keith's blood. It clearly has more electrolytes than Brawndo.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Anthony Fauci needs to be filtered, and not speak directly. He has a knack of saying shit in a way that makes it sounds the worst it possibly could.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2020 03:31 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2020 03:31 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2020 03:31 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2020 03:31 PM (JNxXD)
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (BAsqb)
+++++++++++
Butt-head: I was thinking of having my mucous membranes removed. That way, you like, never get a runny nose.
Beavis: Yeah.
Beavis: The mucous membranes are the part of your brain that makes you, like, remember mucus. So like, if you have 'em removed, you'll just forget to blow your nose all the time.
Butt-head: That would be pretty cool! Let's go get the pliers and remove our mucous membranes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:31 PM (hYcqw)
yes it's a doc at CHOP too! the one by KoP
what an ASSHAT
ugh doctors are the WORST patients! the timeline on that - he had to know about COVID by then
he chose to ignore and keep working
children who were at cardiac risk were his patients!!
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 16, 2020 03:32 PM (j9HX3)
"Wishcasting." If they wish hard enough, it will come true.
/sad
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2020 03:07 PM (ZCiJZ)
____________
Trump is like one of those fake birthday cake candles that they keep trying to blow out after their big fantasy wishes -- but it keeps coming back, stronger than before.
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2020 03:32 PM (zsddc)
Posted by: <MSNBC at March 16, 2020 03:32 PM (+DS2f)
WE ARE FUCKED.
@DailyMail
Doctor Burks says millennials are the group that will stop this virus by canceling gatherings and staying home
@Shem_Infinite 1 minute ago
It's ok, there's a big meeting of all us millenials at a local pub later to talk about this and I'll bring it up.
Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2020 03:32 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2020 03:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (ZCEU2)
Where you been Skippy? That's old news!
If you want the COVID-19 count, you can go on PA Dept of Health website. Montco is currently the mackdaddy of GZ's.
Posted by: kallisto at March 16, 2020 03:32 PM (kgQKM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2020 03:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: no good deed at March 16, 2020 03:32 PM (MmFTx)
OMG!!!! OMG!!!!! Make us feel better Mr. Wizard!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:32 PM (e284m)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 16, 2020 03:32 PM (oiW2a)
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2020 03:32 PM (BAsqb)
agree. I'm utterly sick of that slug
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (j9HX3)
Errr...I may need to get tested.
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (aKxkI)
Ugh.
Call me President!
Posted by: That's President Joe at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (5bxa0)
Everyone close your eyes for the next 2 months!! Save the goggles for the healthcare professionals!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD FAAEM at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (3SJfD)
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (BAsqb)
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Vanya has a tiny penis.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2020 03:31 PM (JNxXD)
It will abate by early May and they will look like abject fools worse than when Trump released the Zelensky call transcript.
Hopefully people will not be amused and will have long memories of what the media did way past this coming November.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Jim Acosta at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (88+cf)
Hey Jim good buddy, I am sure there is at least one person reading this blog that would be happy to ventilate you gratis.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (kUmUV)
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Everyone, make sure you keep your hands at least ten feet away from your face at all times!
Posted by: RKae at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (erEY1)
You people have ruined me for human interaction
Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (pS94+)
home grown or imported ??
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (rpxSz)
I've seen it claimed that when cloned organs become available, the "Keith Richards model" liver will be the equivalent of a Rolls-Royce.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (tLWGd)
New study shows COVID-19 victims may be infected via the conjunctiva membrane in the eye
So blind people are safe then. That's good.
Posted by: AOC at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)
( o )( o )
Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (1CjJc)
This fk nut running for Democratic President candidate?
Where are we going to come up with $3,400,000,000
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (ZCEU2)
You people have ruined me for human interaction
Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (9VeU0)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (BREBG)
Anyone remember this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnD82Xh3cts
The population is greatly decreased.
And now the odds are greatly increased.
That i may someday get a chance,
To kiss your lips.
I thank the lo-o-ord each day,
For the apocalypse.
Folks are mostly disfigured or dead
But, sugar, i wont let it go to my head.
My mama's face has dripped down into the dirt.
But i'm still chasin' chitlins, whiskey and skirt.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (fyOvJ)
Dissolved? Like with acid?
Bleach. I find that bleach works great when something needs dissolved.
Posted by: Hiliary at March 16, 2020 03:12 PM (KGgRN)
___________
"Pikers." -- Jesse Pinkman
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (zsddc)
https://tinyurl.com/rsfzter
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (RU4sa)
But all these dumb fluckers are sitting in the same room with him.
Oh-KAY!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (e284m)
New risk identified as people eating boogers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I have an itchy nose~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (vM2os)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (H8QX8)
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Canary in a rock mine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (+y/Ru)
he has no perspective at all on this
we need Zombie George Carlin in charge
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: no good deed at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (MmFTx)
11:30 AM: 1
11:31 AM: 0
11:32 AM: 1
11:33 AM: 0
...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2020 03:31 PM (tLWGd)
That's the model!
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD FAAEM at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (3SJfD)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (vEIlU)
You know what this means, don't you?
Of course you do: Cheap Sunglasses!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHkaIHRK35g
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (Orx/W)
This fk nut running for Democratic President candidate?
Where are we going to come up with $3,400,000,000
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (ZCEU2)
For me, $1,000 is fine. That's $1,000 per day.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (pS94+)
that book has an interesting title but the entire gist is we save the world by voting for Obama
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (JNxXD)
Eyeball heroin enthusiasts hardest hit.
Posted by: Professor Roy Hinkley at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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But if you're vegan, your own boogers are the only protein you get!
Posted by: RKae at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (erEY1)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (zr5Kq)
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So wash your eyeballs too, mates!!
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (8XRCm)
well he'd better clarify that!!!!
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Soothsayer
German for snot.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (PRK75)
It means "lying press," though I would certainly accept the many other definitions, and like most of the best German words it's far too useful and timeless to discard.
Posted by: trev006 at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (U9n7R)
"groups of 10"
We cannot have a family dinner.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (vEIlU)
Children, I'm afraid I'm going to have to let some of you go for medical experiments.
Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (9VeU0)
11:30 AM: 1
11:31 AM: 0
11:32 AM: 1
11:33 AM: 0
...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2020 03:31 PM (tLWGd)
Effective use of government ventilators. 7.62mm
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD FAAEM at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (3SJfD)
Now they're just copying last year's papers for each new variant.
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (aKxkI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (0yVsy)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (8XRCm)
+++++++++
Soap and water. 20 seconds.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (HYFaE)
Don't Molly Hemingway and Sean Davis work at The Federalist?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 16, 2020 03:29 PM (H8QX
Yes. It is a great site with the exception of Mucous.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (pS94+)
He is actually an improvement over Tracinski though. I have actually seen Marcus write some positive stuff about Trump. Tracinski was a never Trump loser through and through.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (RxDQk)
New risk identified as people eating boogers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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But if you're vegan, your own boogers are the only protein you get!
Posted by: RKae at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (erEY1)
Unless, of course, you are a homosexual vegan.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Is this boogers that eat people?
Or people that eat boogers?
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (RU4sa)
That's only 327 million dollars!
/newscaster math
Posted by: Professor Roy Hinkley at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (oVJmc)
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I really, really, really can't handle four more months of this bullshit.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (zr5Kq)
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But it's still OK to inject into my eyeballs "to make myself stand out," right?
...Asking for an idiot.
Posted by: RKae at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (erEY1)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (oiW2a)
OMG!!! OMG!!! Tell us when it will end!!!!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (e284m)
"groups of 10"
We cannot have a family dinner.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:34 PM (vEIlU)
I had a family St. Pats corned beef and cabbage dinner yesterday with all the kids and grandkids. It's a petri dish even without COVID-19. I have 70% isopropanol in a spray bottle, so it's probably OK now. Nobody was coughing too.
Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2020 03:37 PM (ABjxW)
Then listed about 8 exemptions in small print.Either it makes biological sense to do that or it doesnt."
well, early on ... "no group meetings with anyone recently in China" ... would have made perfect sense. And most of the carriers were Chinese that went home for holiday ... then spread ChinaVirus to the world.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2020 03:37 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2020 03:37 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (vg8iE)
++++++++++++
No one can. I give this level of mania two more weeks before people snap and demand that it be dialed back.
I suppose we'll see.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:37 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:37 PM (Orx/W)
He is actually an improvement over Tracinski though. I have actually seen Marcus write some positive stuff about Trump. Tracinski was a never Trump loser through and through.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (G2zl5)
True. Although Marcus can't help but equivocate way too often in his articles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:37 PM (pS94+)
Over/Under on tanks in the streets???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:37 PM (8XRCm)
Are they willing to talk about surge capacity for the electric grid when the wind doesn't blow and the sun doesn't shine?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:37 PM (e284m)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2020 03:38 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: 29victor at March 16, 2020 03:38 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 16, 2020 03:38 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 16, 2020 03:38 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: no good deed at March 16, 2020 03:38 PM (MmFTx)
They are just too much.
Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2020 03:38 PM (cF8AT)
This fk nut running for Democratic President candidate?
Where are we going to come up with $3,400,000,000
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (ZCEU2)
I await my check from Romney's stash.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2020 03:38 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2020 03:38 PM (1ISKN)
Over/Under on tanks in the streets???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:37 PM (8XRCm)
"I be here!"
- - S. Abrams
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:38 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:39 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2020 03:39 PM (CjFDo)
Wuhan-based virologist Shi Zhengli has identified dozens of deadly SARS-like viruses in bat caves, and she warns there are more out there
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2020 03:39 PM (3aI0K)
Won't be long before most of the country realizes who our common enemy is, looking at YOU, Gaslight Inc.
Posted by: kallisto at March 16, 2020 03:39 PM (kgQKM)
Ask real questions not attack questions.
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2020 03:39 PM (nRWPy)
Where are we going to come up with $3,400,000,000
*cough, cough*
Posted by: Your Grade School Math Teacher at March 16, 2020 03:39 PM (VP1E6)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 16, 2020 03:39 PM (RCZv5)
Shocking it's like nobody has told us literally forever not to touch our eyes ....
Posted by: steevy
Now they tell me!
Posted by: Moe Howard at March 16, 2020 03:39 PM (aKsyK)
Wuhan-based virologist Shi Zhengli has identified dozens of deadly SARS-like viruses in bat caves, and she warns there are more out there
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2020 03:39 PM (3aI0K)
Bat caves = bio warfare labs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:40 PM (pS94+)
Wuhan-based virologist Shi Zhengli has identified dozens of deadly SARS-like viruses in bat caves, and she warns there are more out there
Posted by: SMOD
The world needs to band together and nuke China.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 03:40 PM (MjyI6)
Posted by: no good deed at March 16, 2020 03:40 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 16, 2020 03:40 PM (r1mci)
Where are we going to come up with $3,400,000,000
*cough, cough*
Posted by: Your Grade School Math Teacher at March 16, 2020 03:39 PM (VP1E6)
Well duh - Mike Bloomberg! Each of us will get a million!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:40 PM (e284m)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2020 03:40 PM (nRWPy)
This is soviet level shit.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian
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I'm sure if Hillary gets COVID-19, she's going to power through.
She'll power through.
She'll be powering through it.
Don't worry; she'll power through.
Posted by: RKae at March 16, 2020 03:40 PM (erEY1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2020 03:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:40 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2020 03:39 PM (3aI0K)
++++++++++++++
Stop. Eating. Bats.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw)
$340,000,000 000
Thats with a B for billion.
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 03:40 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)
CDC advises everyone to no longer shake eyes or open doors with their eyelids.
It's a fucking mucus membrane. Of course it's an entry route.
Posted by: Vanya at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (BAsqb)
It says "maybe" so.
Maybe this is why the back of nose test isn't that reliable? don't know
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:40 PM (vEIlU)
Thurber's story is based on his life as a young boy living near the Ohio river, and relates the experiences of his Aunt Edith Taylor and his own youthful recollection about the "Great Run" of the afternoon in Columbus city, which illustrates the mob mentality very well...
"After very heavy rain on March 12, 1913 a rumour spread that the River Ohio was in flood and the water would rush towards the city as the dam had broken. Thurber describes someone running, probably because they were late. One or two others joined the runner for their own reasons. Other people heard the noise and came out on to the High Street to see what was happening. Perhaps already aware of the rumour, upon seeing the runner, yet more townsfolk started running towards the East for safety. As more people did so, yet more followed, and shouts of "the Dam has broken" could be heard. In the market place people heard the commotion and joined them, and soon, upwards of two thousand citizens were running, to save their lives from the flood.
Thurber's Aunt Edith Taylor was attending a movie theatre and joined the mob;
"When I reached Grant Avenue, I was so spent that Dr. H.P Mallory passed me, there was a boy behind him on roller-skates and Dr. Mallory mistook the swishing of the skates for the sound of rushing water. He eventually reached the Columbus School for Girls where he collapsed."
Food was left on the hob and front doors left open, as the people ran to escape the rushing waters of the Dam they were sure had collapsed, a notion reinforced by thousands of others of a like mind.
The militia drove through the city announcing the news was false, but still the mob ran up to 12 miles in order to save their lives. Eventually when it became clear that flood water was not pursuing them, the mob mentality began to ease. Slowly people returned to their homes realizing that even the most sober and moderate of citizens had lost their heads over an unsubstantiated rumour, reinforced by the actions of a runner unconnected with the matter."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2020 03:41 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Douglas MacArthur at March 16, 2020 03:41 PM (cG+eD)
Like Twitter like/retweets or Ebay favorites rating.
The only reguirement the FCC or the org that monitors ads and such would be that anybody claiming they are a news gatherer/reporter would have to post visibly what they're accuracy rating is.
And none of this partisan fact checker crap. Let's see some ratings with names that can be traced or circumstances can be read about at a neutral site.
I've long thought that all so called reporters should have a rating that shows their expertise, their education, their partisanship and their accuracy.
Wrapped up in a rating system. Sure we know it will be corrupted but it will work for awhile maybe.
Make them show their ratings.
Another good one would be a neutral site that rated all of the talking heads. Quick alphabetic lookup so you could check the partisanship and previous accuracy rating.
We know they're still communicating with each other just no on some email server and they're also being careful who they invite.
Aren't there laws against collusion and conniving among businesses?
Posted by: jakee308 at March 16, 2020 03:41 PM (4ih9C)
dozens of deadly SARS-like viruses in bat caves, and she warns there are
more out there
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2020 03:39 PM (3aI0K)
zombie Adam West: I've had Alfred disinfect mine.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 16, 2020 03:41 PM (Um89f)
There was a hack your own ventilator set up back when SARS started. They are not complex and have been around for decades. It needs a positive displacement pump.
I had been thinking about a crowd source hospital for the last year as a project I could work on when I retired. Maybe now is the time.
Posted by: Morticus Khan at March 16, 2020 03:41 PM (EVcN+)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 16, 2020 03:41 PM (PRl6M)
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 16, 2020 03:41 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2020 03:41 PM (nRWPy)
Fake News liar: Doctors and nurses, across the board, are scared to death about this virus.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:41 PM (fyOvJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)
( o )( o )
Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 16, 2020 03:33 PM (1CjJc)
I'm safe.
[. ] [. ]
Posted by: Rick Perry at March 16, 2020 03:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2020 03:41 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: dagny"
You would think at least one might ask what Trump thinks about the legality of mayors declaring martial l law and forcing a recession and bankruptcy on the citizens, No just more stupid hostility,. Now is one about he fed guaranteeing proper safety equipment for the cowering populace/ And children.
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2020 03:42 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2020 03:41 PM (nRWPy)
Or Great Leap Forwarded.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:42 PM (pS94+)
Is that the German word for nazi press?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (fyOvJ)
German for "the lying press."
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 16, 2020 03:42 PM (n+0Aw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2020 03:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2020 03:42 PM (aKsyK)
SOME OF US WILL RUN OUT OF COFFEE IN #TWOWEEKS !!
*sits bacK
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 03:20 PM (zr5Kq)
LOL, not me! I did my coffee run this morning.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:42 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:42 PM (e284m)
told you
Posted by: Douglas MacArthur at March 16, 2020 03:41 PM (cG+eD)
-------
*cough*
You credit taking asshole. They KILLED me for suggesting that.
~ Gen Patton
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:42 PM (8XRCm)
Goes without saying they would never treat Obama this way, because they didn't when they had the chance
Pushing for recession. Keep asking if this is one.
Posted by: LizLem at March 16, 2020 03:42 PM (hvf9s)
Unless there is a massive and rapid uptick in deaths, the public is going to get very angry at this daily media hype and very soon.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:43 PM (pS94+)
This shows commendable restraint on the part of the left.
Posted by: RKae at March 16, 2020 03:43 PM (erEY1)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2020 03:43 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2020 03:43 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:43 PM (8XRCm)
me too. sigh.
he's got a massive blind spot here
The Forgotten Man Mr President!!! You're murdering a whole slew of Forgotten Men right now!
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 16, 2020 03:43 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:35 PM (8XRCm)
+++++++++
Soap and water. 20 seconds.
HAPPY BIRTH DAY AIIGGGGGGH
TO ME AIIIIGGIHHH GAD IT BURNS
HAPPY BIRTH AIGGGHH DAY
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 16, 2020 03:43 PM (RxDQk)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2020 03:43 PM (KNsKs)
dozens of deadly SARS-like viruses in bat caves, and she warns there are
more out there
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2020 03:39 PM (3aI0K)
Robin should quit trying to buttfuck everyone.
Posted by: Fat Batman at March 16, 2020 03:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Johnny Goodboy Tyler at March 16, 2020 03:43 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 03:43 PM (ZCEU2)
It will be orange to signify who's responsible for it
Posted by: That's President Joe at March 16, 2020 03:43 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2020 03:43 PM (KNsKs)
Don't believe the hysteria. I'm not wearing a condom.
Posted by: Someguy at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (3aI0K)
Imagine Uncle Toucher Joe or any Democrat trying to convince voters of this that no matter how many times we hear about saving America's "soul".
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (BRpqW)
President Trump: yeah, the chinese are to blame
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (fyOvJ)
Posted by: kallisto at March 16, 2020 03:28 PM (kgQKM)
/shrug
Paul Sperry @paulsperry_
BREAKING: New study shows COVID-19 victims may be infected via the conjunctiva membrane in the eye
3:05 PM - Mar 16, 2020
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Bane at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (cG+eD)
Don't believe the hysteria. I'm not wearing a condom.
Posted by: Someguy at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (Zm+LZ)
I've got 10 - one for each finger.
My toes are on their own
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (e284m)
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2020 03:39 PM (3aI0K)
++++++++++++++
Stop. Eating. Bats.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw)
that damned Batman, he'll be the death of us all!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (trdmm)
Wish me luck.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (ptqGC)
Thats with a B for billion.
While we're all taking it in the shorts, $0.34 trillion fewer payroll taxes collected would be just a 9% haircut for the Federal government.
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (ea36Y)
Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2020 03:45 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 16, 2020 03:45 PM (PRl6M)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:45 PM (fyOvJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (Uu+Jp)
What comes out of it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:45 PM (pS94+)
$340,000,000 000
Thats with a B for billion.
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 03:40 PM (ZCEU2)
Steeeeeerike Two!
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 16, 2020 03:45 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 03:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Robin, the Boy Wonder at March 16, 2020 03:45 PM (oVJmc)
3:05 PM - Mar 16,
Like no one told you to not touch your eyes.. Last time I looked it was part of my face
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2020 03:45 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (3aI0K)
So the LuluLemon of social media platforms?
Posted by: LizLem at March 16, 2020 03:45 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:45 PM (fyOvJ)
Ugh. He is completely clueless that the Media is there to pounce on anything he says and distort it into a disaster headline.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:45 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2020 03:46 PM (ppBhU)
Italian boogers wrap in a fresh Liriodendron leaf
delicious yet functional
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 03:46 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 16, 2020 03:45 PM (PRl6M)
++++++++++++
3 cases? Yes. Yours, but also set two neighbors' hair on fire, too. The only way to stop this is proportionality.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:46 PM (hYcqw)
A friend and bar owner called me after this was announced in the media and asked what I thought he should do. I said, make them enforce it. Are they really going to send cops out to count people in every bar and restaurant? I f_cking doubt it, outside of political retribution cases. I told him just to be careful what pics they post on social media. Don't rub their noses in non-compliance.
Next step is to shut down eating and drinking establishments like Pritzker the Hutt did in IL. That would be a lot more problematic in WI. Pseudo speakeasy plans are already in the works in the bar owner community.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2020 03:46 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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And there are certain people who get excited when they stare at it.
Posted by: RKae at March 16, 2020 03:46 PM (erEY1)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 03:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Ugh. He is completely clueless that the Media is there to pounce on anything he says and distort it into a disaster headline.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:45 PM (pS94+)
He gave them a lot of ammo a little while ago. It's all gonna come back on them this afternoon.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:46 PM (e284m)
Imonna head over to my Publix and see if I can get a roast for the Crockpot tomorrow.
Wish me luck.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (ptqGC)
you armed? make an example of the first guy that reaches for the roast you want.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:46 PM (Orx/W)
Ohio Department of Health
She insinuated that this will be national.
Posted by: Denny Crane!
Yes, and she is also an idiot.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 16, 2020 03:46 PM (vcOmj)
Wish me luck.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2020 03:44 PM (ptqGC)
Don't touch your eyes
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2020 03:46 PM (5bxa0)
"Now about the stock market..."
I'd say, "Do you understand the concept of 'priorities'?"
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (Eicbe)
3:05 PM - Mar 16,
Like no one told you to not touch your eyes.. Last time I looked it was part of my face
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2020 03:45 PM (5bxa0)
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So... you can give someone Covid19 by farting on their pillow now??
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (4tm/h)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (e284m)
SOME OF US WILL RUN OUT OF COFFEE IN #TWOWEEKS !!
Posted by: runner
While all the lemmings were buying toilet people, some more rational people bought a couple extra large containers.
I''ll easily be getting a couple rolls for every 4 oz. cup in 30 days.
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: The Pudding at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (UPp47)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (ptqGC)
It will be orange to signify who's responsible for it
Posted by: That's President Joe at March 16, 2020 03:43 PM (5bxa0)
Too funny, we went to the aquarium on Saturday and they gave us all orange wrist bands, and when we got home my BIL pulled his off and made it into a ribbon and said it was for Wuhan Flu (joking, of course).
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (Ez6QX)
BREAKING: New study shows COVID-19 victims may be infected via the conjunctiva membrane in the eye
We should all permanently close our eyes for the next four months.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Josh Brolin at March 16, 2020 03:48 PM (Eicbe)
So Romneys idea isnt exactly revolutionary. Dumb but not new.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 16, 2020 03:48 PM (PRl6M)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:46 PM (e284m)
Come back on Fauci or the media?
Posted by: LizLem at March 16, 2020 03:48 PM (hvf9s)
We should all permanently close our eyes for the next four months.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (WI7YS)
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It's too easy to open them. We need tape.
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 03:48 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2020 03:48 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2020 03:46 PM (sjdRT)
++++++++++++++
Did it here. Denver (not CO, thank G-d, but Denver) just closed restaurants.
All Denver restaurants and bars will close with the exception of delivery, drive-through and carry-out options beginning Tuesday morning through May 11 as the novel coronavirus continues to spread in Colorado.
Denver Mayor Michael B. Hancock and other city officials announced this change, and others, during a press conference Monday morning to update the community on their efforts to slow the spread of the coronavirus, also called COVID-19.
As my buddy at work put it, they're flattening restaurants and bars under the curve.
https://tinyurl.com/tv2uc6g
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:48 PM (hYcqw)
So Romneys idea isnt exactly revolutionary. Dumb but not new.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 16, 2020 03:48 PM (PRl6M)
Well it worked so well the first time(it didn't) he thought we'd try it again!
Posted by: Someguy at March 16, 2020 03:48 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: fixerupper
They'll tear up the streets. The National Guard, with Humvees and machine guns should be enough/sarc
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (vcOmj)
"With fewer people to review content, our automated systems will be stepping in to keep YouTube safe. More videos will be removed than normal during this time, including content that does not violate our Community Guidelines. "
Uh, shouldn't YouTube employees be able to work from home?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (fyOvJ)
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2020 03:48 PM (EUDB2)
And yet he says things that get completely twisted.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (pS94+)
Police to keep count? Do the police count in the count of 50?
Is it okay if people sit in their cars in the parking lot?
Do they count towards the 50?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (e284m)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (nRWPy)
We are herd animals. When we get spooked for any reason, we run. Doesn't matter where to, doesn't matter why.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (4tm/h)
---
Yes.
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (4tm/h)
So long as they don't bump uglies.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (YxML+)
Dow up 2000 tomorrow then down again 2000 Wednesday?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2020 03:50 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (WI7YS)
+++++++++++++
See no evil, smell no evil, breathe no evil.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:50 PM (hYcqw)
As my buddy at work put it, they're flattening restaurants and bars under the curve.
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I drove by the casinos this weekend.
Parking lot packed.
I bet you 500 quatloos the Colorado dispensaries stay open.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:50 PM (8XRCm)
3:05 PM - Mar 16,
Like no one told you to not touch your eyes.. Last time I looked it was part of my face
Posted by: It's me donna
Careful with that kid. You'll poke your eye out!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 16, 2020 03:50 PM (vcOmj)
Do they count towards the 50?
In what scenario would someone separated be in a group of virus spreading people? Are they licking door handles?
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2020 03:50 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (trdmm)
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Most of the people I know aren't panicked, and don't know why we would be.
Maybe, if 93% weren't reporting "mild symptoms"...
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 03:50 PM (Eicbe)
Come back on Fauci or the media?
Posted by: LizLem at March 16, 2020 03:48 PM (hvf9s)
The administration.I am soooooo sorry I listened to this briefing. We're fucked, they're buying into the panic.
how many people can be in a house. Good Freakin G*d!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (e284m)
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:50 PM (8XRCm)
++++++++++++++
Of course. They're a carry-out business.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (4tm/h)
\
they foot frotted
kinda cute
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (1ISKN)
Cotton is calling for a National shut down.
Heard this morning in my county some doctor went overseas, caught the Wuhan and proceded to infect 38 patients of his here.
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (ZCEU2)
An NJ cardiologist did this, too.
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (ONvIw)
'Dead Sea Scrolls' at the Museum of the Bible are all forgeries
Months of testing confirm earlier suspicions that the fragments were made in modern times.
What happens next?
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (3aI0K)
Mission accomplished CNN, NYT and company.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (PRl6M)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:52 PM (vEIlU)
That's right, JJ. It's why the propaganda outlets have to spread panic in the near term. Economic damage has to be maximized this week, in particular, in the likely event the body count is low. There will be secondary attempts to spread panic afterwards. I saw one article already headlined, "Victims may suffer long-term lung damage." The source seemed to be another reporter who has a friend who knows a doctor.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 16, 2020 03:52 PM (RCZv5)
Keep in mind, if a police chief from any major city were standing there at this presser, he'd be garbed up in more brass and ribbons than anyone else.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:52 PM (fyOvJ)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (nRWPy)
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I have beer goggles.
Am I protected.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:52 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
TOO LATE!!!
They are both ugly people.
Sad!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 16, 2020 03:52 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: mediaholes at March 16, 2020 03:52 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2020 03:52 PM (EUDB2)
OT/
The ACLU is now suing to have illegal immigrants released from custody due to CORONAVIRUS:
ACLU
@ACLU
48m
BREAKING: We're suing a Seattle-area ICE detention center for the immediate release of individuals who face heightened risk of illness or death because of COVID-19.
As public health experts have repeatedly warned, waiting to react once the virus takes hold will be too late.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 16, 2020 03:52 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2020 03:52 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:53 PM (Orx/W)
That's *eight weeks* of shutdown. Few restaurants are going to survive that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:53 PM (hYcqw)
We are herd animals. When we get spooked for any reason, we run. Doesn't matter where to, doesn't matter why.
I think that's only true if you define "panic" in a non-pejorative sense. Herds often have a damn good reason to be running. See Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2020 03:53 PM (ppBhU)
I agree... Dump them over the border
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2020 03:53 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2020 03:53 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (ONvIw)
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It's a bold strategy.
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 03:53 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Chris M at March 16, 2020 03:53 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2020 03:53 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Hiliary at March 16, 2020 03:12 PM (KGgRN)
*****
Actually, I would imagine that the corrupt Harpy Hillary prefers lime. Lime dissolve lots of problem people, er, problems.
Posted by: oddnot at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (zQEy0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2020 03:47 PM (WI7YS)
and how do expect me to get my daily allowance of porn ?
riddle me that
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (rpxSz)
Fixer upper, if it involves feces, yes.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2020 03:52 PM (EUDB2)
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Pink eye joke. Sheesh. Lighten up Cliff Claven.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
.........
You're not the boss of me!
Posted by: San Mateo County at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (v0R5T)
BREAKING: We're suing a Seattle-area ICE detention center for the immediate release of individuals who face heightened risk of illness or death because of COVID-19.
As public health experts have repeatedly warned, waiting to react once the virus takes hold will be too late.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 16, 2020 03:52 PM (zqs/f)
+++++++++++
Okay. Release them to Guatemala.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (hYcqw)
Smart. The case that triggered the outbeak scare in Park City Utah was a bar employee that had traveled to Europe, then went to work sick and infected fellow staff and patrons. Now the whole county is shut down because of that patient zero case and how it spread.
Another case was Australians tourists that BROKE QUARANTINE to go skiing. *borrows alex's flamethrower and burninates the dumb tourists*
Posted by: LizLem at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:25 PM (Orx/W)
I received what is probably my last auto-delivery of Purell spray. I use it where the grandkids are rather than the bleachy stuff. Amazon notified me that they are not sure when they'll have it again
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (ONvIw)
BREAKING: Germs are too small to see, and can be spread from person to person!
Posted by: Chris M at March 16, 2020 03:53 PM (eAZVt)
Lmao - I read that as "Germans".
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (e284m)
This two is the story of Robert Reich
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)
We are herd animals. When we get spooked for any reason, we run. Doesn't matter where to, doesn't matter why.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (trdmm)
I always thought this was pretty funny:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/rgo4cjo
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (Ez6QX)
I have chemistry class goggles and swimming goggles
Posted by: dagny at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (nRWPy)
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I have beer goggles.
Am I protected.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:52 PM (8XRCm)
Not from regret.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 16, 2020 03:55 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2020 03:53 PM (5bxa0)
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Let them go inside City Hall then.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:55 PM (8XRCm)
CNN is cumming Onitself collectively.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 16, 2020 03:55 PM (PRl6M)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:55 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: San Mateo County at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (v0R5T)
Get on the cart. San Mateo is included.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 03:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2020 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (hYcqw)
Yeah it's safer there or in Mexico. Deportations make total sense from a health perspective
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2020 03:56 PM (ONvIw)
Let them go inside City Hall then.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:55 PM (8XRCm)
Only 10 at a time though!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:56 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Chris M at March 16, 2020 03:53 PM (eAZVt)
Lmao - I read that as "Germans".
____________
We're not that little. Too much good strudel here!
Posted by: Germans at March 16, 2020 03:56 PM (k4dH2)
Why would people in a prison or a "detention facility" be at more risk if there is no virus within the confines of the property?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:56 PM (fyOvJ)
Danger! Danger, Will Robinson. Psychopathic Dr. trying to tank the mission. Ignore! Ignore!
Posted by: Robot at March 16, 2020 03:56 PM (WI7YS)
The governor shut all the businesses down one you went broke because your job never came back?
Of course not. And you still vote Democrat don't you.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2020 03:56 PM (bMMCK)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:53 PM (Orx/W)
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What .... we're almost to sixty by now arent we??
Posted by: fixerupper at March 16, 2020 03:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 16, 2020 03:56 PM (Mk3Nl)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (ZLI7S
How does San Francisco order *other* counties to do things?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (hLRSq)
Here's a clip of how it'll look when the DNC/MSM go all-in on Biden for election day...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41tO0xwSsco
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Yeah, now we are down to gatherings of no more than 10.
Can't even organize a medium sized orgy any longer.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)
___________
If you outlaw orgies, only orgies will have outlaws ... or something.
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (eNBQr)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:56 PM (fyOvJ)
++++++++++++
They aren't, but any port in a storm.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (hYcqw)
My MIL has been diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer. She is in the hospital and they went on lockdown this morning. About an hour ago docs told my wife they are taking MIL off life support systems and drugs.
Since hospital is on lockdown my wife cannot go be with her mom. Wife is scrambling to have MIL released to hospice and brought home to be with family. Please pray that she can get that done for her mother.
Posted by: tbodie at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (wgOzc)
Posted by: Chris M at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2020 03:58 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: tbodie at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (wgOzc)
Oh, how awful! Prayers sent, tbodie.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2020 03:58 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: The Germans at March 16, 2020 03:58 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2020 03:58 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2020 03:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: H Badger at March 16, 2020 03:58 PM (n/0Nw)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/rgo4cjo
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2020 03:54 PM (Ez6QX)
Hilarious.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 03:58 PM (Orx/W)
Prayers...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2020 03:58 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: tbodie at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (wgOzc)
++++++++
Prayers up, tbodie. That's awful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 03:58 PM (hYcqw)
It is the only way to protect yourself from The Virus.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2020 03:58 PM (bQe8/)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 03:58 PM (fyOvJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Wow. I suspect NJ will do this, and maybe blow the bridges and tunnels to and from NYC
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2020 03:58 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 16, 2020 03:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2020 03:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 03:59 PM (e284m)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
.........
my sister... oh no
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 03:59 PM (vEIlU)
The msm and deep state have accomplished their goal.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 16, 2020 03:59 PM (PRl6M)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2020 03:59 PM (ppBhU)
it'll sag 10% and then come back
i think we are close
but there will be the sag, probably tomorrow
I'm probably wrong tho
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 03:59 PM (rpxSz)
Police officer: "this guy is a stabbing victim"
MSM: "The Coronavirus stabbed him"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2020 03:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ha at March 16, 2020 03:59 PM (tA3tM)
Posted by: tbodie at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (wgOzc)
How devastating. Of course. Prayers for your dear family.
{{{{{tbodie}}}}}
Posted by: LizLem at March 16, 2020 03:59 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 16, 2020 03:59 PM (k4dH2)
Mission accomplished CNN, NYT and company.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 16, 2020 03:51 PM (PRl6M)
I think this will not have any effect on Trump winning in 2020. All it does is punish all of us for defying them.
Monstrous evil.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 04:00 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 03:30 PM (ZCEU2)
The doctor from CHOP in KofP
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2020 04:00 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 16, 2020 04:00 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 16, 2020 04:00 PM (PRl6M)
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Until they all promote the 'party line', they will be crushed. See, eg, public schools.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2020 04:00 PM (MIKMs)
Maybe order was the wrong term, at least from SFs perspective. It's either state level or they all agreed to do it but it's happening.
https://tinyurl.com/qn7essx
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)
I'm sorry; That's a very difficult situation. I will pray that rough places are made smooth for your MIL to come home and for God's strength for your family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2020 04:00 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 16, 2020 04:01 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 16, 2020 04:01 PM (ZwfAA)
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2020 04:01 PM (5PY98)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 16, 2020 04:01 PM (tA3tM)
he worked at the CHOP in KoP tho
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 16, 2020 04:00 PM (j9HX3)
I see, glad there aren't more docs like this, and a little surprised.
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2020 04:01 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2020 04:02 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2020 04:02 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 04:02 PM (e284m)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (ZLI7S
How does San Francisco order *other* counties to do things?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2020 03:57 PM (hLRSq)
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They could blow up all the bridges and flood the BART Tunnels.
I know that is drastic, but they are just the forward thinkers to do it.
Posted by: rd at March 16, 2020 04:02 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 16, 2020 04:02 PM (G546f)
Posted by: tbodie at March 16, 2020 04:02 PM (wgOzc)
Monstrous evil.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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JJ, I will try to credit this to you whenever I use it.
This is a great observation.
*spit*
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 16, 2020 04:02 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2020 04:02 PM (EUDB2)
But I know, I know...hair on fire time.
Posted by: lizabth at March 16, 2020 04:03 PM (L3Rsz)
Whoever said that should be permanently banned.
That is dumber than anything said on any comment section of a lefty blog
Posted by: BrokenMattHardy at March 16, 2020 04:03 PM (G5dWd)
Monstrous evil.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 04:00 PM (pS94+)
I hope you are right about his reelection JJ. Because the punishment meted out on us should the dems get the WH back now, and the leap to socialism, would be swift and terrible.
Posted by: LizLem at March 16, 2020 04:03 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 16, 2020 04:03 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 16, 2020 04:01 PM (tA3tM)
fine
but who gets custody of me
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 04:03 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2020 04:03 PM (bMMCK)
Posted by: SH at March 16, 2020 04:03 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2020 04:03 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 04:03 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 16, 2020 03:56 PM (Mk3Nl)
lol, might not want to bring that up
I already did, haha
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 16, 2020 04:03 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (ZCEU2)
Why did you change your handle to say the same thing you said before?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 16, 2020 04:01 PM (tA3tM)
fine
but who gets custody of me
Posted by: REDACTED
The south will take you.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (PRK75)
but who gets custody of me
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 04:03 PM (rpxSz)
*surveys the room*
*no hands raised*
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Dingbat at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (KylN9)
A new nick doesn't make you sound any smarter.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (oVJmc)
We'll get through this.
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (ONvIw)
They never called Obama on "passing the buck" when he recited like a mantra "Bush's economy".
However, that can still be the case and Obama not be passing the buck, simply because there ARE *externalities*.
Externalities exist--it doesn't mean you're "Passing the buck" because you don't say "Yeah, it was all me. We have racism in America, because I'm taking the blame for slavery."
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (Eicbe)
But I know, I know...hair on fire time.
Posted by: lizabth at March 16, 2020 04:03 PM (L3Rsz)
Probably true. I'm less worried about the market than the economic effect this needless panic is about to have. We'll make freakin mega-corps whole, but people who lose their house, their car, etc, etc. will get flucked.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Jonah at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (mzCLD)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (ZLI7S
yeah, No
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (ONvIw)
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Which is why the press *just* makes anything worse.
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (Eicbe)
It wasn't just corona. People keep forgetting that the Saudis made an incredible move in dropping the price of oil to nearly $30/barrel and increasing production substantially in retaliation to Russia. Even without corona that would have put a huge hit on the market but it is now being ignored almost completely because of the hysteria.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: illiniwek
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No long term investor would be that stupid.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: SH at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (sX1BW)
*no hands raised*
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (Orx/W)'
Let's not be hasty. He hinted at enormous coffee reserves earlier.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2020 04:06 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Jonah at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (mzCLD)
I thought I saw he jumped on the Universal Income train?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2020 04:06 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: lizabth at March 16, 2020 04:06 PM (L3Rsz)
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Yeah, handing out three mortgages to anyone who was breathing was fine and we can prop that up because black Jesus, but 30 people caught a cold and so that should be the catalyst.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 16, 2020 04:06 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (ZCEU2)
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If we nuke Colorado, Xenu wins.
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 04:06 PM (Eicbe)
They're going to keep one-upping each other until we're all living in government bunkers.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 16, 2020 04:06 PM (BJKQV)
There is no way I would ever take a Wuhan virus vaccine administered by the federal government and developed in 2 weeks.
Posted by: SH at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (sX1BW)
Lets test it on the poll troll.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2020 04:06 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (Eicbe)
Announcing things calmly and explaining is better anticipatory guidance than "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE". The media ought to try it ;-)
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2020 04:06 PM (ONvIw)
the Saudis made an incredible move in dropping the price of oil to
nearly $30/barrel and increasing production substantially in retaliation
to Russia. Even without corona that would have put a huge hit on the
market but it is now being ignored almost completely because of the
hysteria.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Lower oil prices would not have tanked the entire market. That's just silly.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (tA3tM)
For those people who can't do math, a placebo would do a lot of good.
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Huh....make him send you a photo with a newspaper showing the date.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (Orx/W)
It wasn't just corona. People keep forgetting that the Saudis made an incredible move in dropping the price of oil to nearly $30/barrel and increasing production substantially in retaliation to Russia. Even without corona that would have put a huge hit on the market but it is now being ignored almost completely because of the hysteria.
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There is some truth to this. The market was due for a correction. A sharp correction is usually followed by a sharp rise. But it is also sending an economic signal to the government that we need to know when this will end. We at least need to know metrics that will mean we are near the end.
Posted by: SH at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (sX1BW)
you can't see from the barrel, fucker
*fights back tears*
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Jonah at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (mzCLD)
https://tinyurl.com/tenjqc3
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (H8QX8)
Why don't you ask some of the oil producers in Texas or the frackers who can't sustain their business at $30/barrel how much they are laughing at the silliness.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 04:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (rpxSz)
It would have been an easier sell if you hadn't lost your Moron Card.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2020 04:08 PM (sjdRT)
The markets are insane. This in not 9/11 or 2008 or a bubonic plague. Fuck the chickenshits on Wall Street.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 16, 2020 04:08 PM (Mk3Nl)
They'll hand out stuff that, when it comes time to stop, they won't.
Because "hardship!".
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 04:08 PM (e284m)
1. All the things they misunderstand
2. All the things they intentionally hype.
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 04:08 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 04:08 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Jonah at March 16, 2020 04:08 PM (mzCLD)
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I won't be surprised if it shuts down 25% of small businesses.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 16, 2020 04:08 PM (41rs/)
the Saudis made an incredible move in dropping the price of oil to
nearly $30/barrel and increasing production substantially in retaliation
to Russia. Even without corona that would have put a huge hit on the
market but it is now being ignored almost completely because of the
hysteria.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Lower oil prices would not have tanked the entire market. That's just silly.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (CQ3Qb)
The price war would've hurt the market a bit. Call it maybe 10%. Because it is threatening a lot of oil bankruptcies and the oil debt is in turn held by banks.
Posted by: Someguy at March 16, 2020 04:08 PM (Zm+LZ)
The 2020 crisis will give us Biden.
I don't care who the incumbent is, people will not re-elect him/her when things are this bad.
And things are worse than bad and won't be better anytime soon.
Trump is even losing Ohio. He's literally a lame duck now.
Posted by: BrokenMattHardy at March 16, 2020 04:09 PM (G5dWd)
or the frackers who can't sustain their business at $30/barrel how much
they are laughing at the silliness.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 04:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Frackers are not the entire market are they? Most businesses celebrate lower oil prices.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 16, 2020 04:09 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 16, 2020 04:08 PM (Mk3Nl)
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It's the way market's work--especially since Sarbanes-Oxley.
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 04:09 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jonah at March 16,
Yep.
End this nightmare
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 16, 2020 04:09 PM (tA3tM)
Posted by: lizabth at March 16, 2020 04:09 PM (L3Rsz)
Nanny Pelosi
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 04:09 PM (Orx/W)
Holy shit, man, that hash!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 16, 2020 04:10 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2020 04:10 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Jonah at March 16, 2020 04:10 PM (mzCLD)
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2020 04:10 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2020 04:10 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: lizabth at March 16, 2020 04:10 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Dingbat at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (KylN9)
Yep. Measured, patient, and professional. Trump was masterful - the Boss!.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2020 04:10 PM (YxML+)
There is nothing 'calm' about suggesting you can't have more than 10 people in your house. Especially if it's based on some flucking 'model' they just built.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (r+sAi)
There you go again, using that common sense stuff.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (hLRSq)
Allow me to take this opportunity to issue a hearty FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK to Governor Chahlie Bakah (Rino-MA) and the entire fucking enemy-of-the-republic media for whipping us into a complete frenzy over a cold virus that has so far claimed the lives of approximately 0.00002% of the US population since it was unleashed on us by China back in January.
Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (DU2N9)
He is actually an improvement over Tracinski though. I have actually seen Marcus write some positive stuff about Trump. Tracinski was a never Trump loser through and through.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2020 03:36 PM (G2zl5)
True. Although Marcus can't help but equivocate way too often in his articles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
he's terrible. I don't know why they keep him.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (PbpT7)
They have beaten the market down to the tune of 2 trillion dollars.
TWO FUCKING TRILLION DOLLARS.
In the stock market alone.
You couple that with all of the economic disruption of shutting every fucking thing around the globe and we are staring at a fucking disaster.
The Deep State and Media need to fucking pay for what they have done.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (FVrDO)
We'll come thru.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (r+sAi)
This is a profoundly different circumstance. We've never had such an openly subversive and united enemy working against us.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Quint at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (ZCEU2)
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Long term lower energy prices are good. Short term they signal that the economy is falling. Demand is falling. And many jobs are linked to energy. So it would have a short term negative effect, while signaling that the demand simply isn't there.
But long term, there would be a positive effect.
Posted by: SH at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (sX1BW)
So, when do you think women will start giving out that "end of the world" sex?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2020 04:10 PM (xfb67)
This past weekend.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (CQ3Qb)
LOS ANGELES -- Officials in six San Francisco Bay Area counties issued a shelter-in-place mandate on Monday affecting nearly 7 million people, including the city of San Francisco itself.
The order says residents must stay inside and venture out only for necessities for three weeks starting Tuesday in a desperate attempt by officials to curb the spread of the novel coronavirus.
If affects the counties of San Francisco, Marin, Santa Clara, San Mateo, Alameda and Contra Costa, as well as the city of Berkeley.
https://tinyurl.com/v64sl4x
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: Jonah at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (mzCLD)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (fyOvJ)
*no hands raised*
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (Orx/W)'
Let's not be hasty. He hinted at enormous coffee reserves earlier.
Posted by: runner
The South claimed him at #525. Back off.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (PRK75)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 16, 2020 04:10 PM (YslsA)
They're still facing a rash of those ridiculous Baby Powder in the cooch/cancer cases.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: Chris M at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (eAZVt)
Not grand-standers, and not this stable of fools.
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jonah at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (mzCLD)
Phil Murphy of NJ too
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Jon at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (HtL8O)
Posted by: lizabth at March 16, 2020 04:10 PM (L3Rsz)
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People in Ohio obviously do, if NBC/Marist is correct
Posted by: BrokenMattHardy at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (G5dWd)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (PRK75)
gees, OK. lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 04:13 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Jonah at March 16, 2020 04:13 PM (mzCLD)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 16, 2020 04:09 PM (tA3tM)
The government fixes everything, no matter how much destruction it has to spread in the process.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 16, 2020 04:13 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: SH at March 16, 2020 04:05 PM (sX1BW)
We'll get scolded - here - by the same folks constantly preaching caution in every fucking thread if we don't bend the knee and get it.
Posted by: Man is not a Sane Animal at March 16, 2020 04:13 PM (shN6a)
So you want a corrupt man with dementia who's also a Socialist to be our new President in 2020?. That's all that needs to be said. Adios, nic changer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2020 04:13 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 16, 2020 04:13 PM (G546f)
Posted by: lizabth at March 16, 2020 04:13 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 04:13 PM (PRK75)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 04:13 PM (fyOvJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (PRK75)
the south of what ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 04:13 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2020 04:13 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (H8QX
Because we collectively refuse to run a railroad spike through their heads to attach them to lord humungus's car hood.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (EgshT)
long term investors getting sell signals from their various gurus .... getting out, maybe for months.
=====
Darnitall. Markets of any type ONLY make money on the trades and percentages on sales whether uptick or down; see real estate, stocks, etc. If things are relatively peaceful, there is no churn and no major money to be harvested.
Gah, y'all know better.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (MIKMs)
Nor did I say they were. You have a habit of putting words in people's mouths.
No, most businesses do not celebrate when market prices get set at a level where the sale price makes it difficult in some cases, impossible in others to make money.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jonah at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (mzCLD)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (PRK75)
gees, OK. lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob
Especially if he has coffee reserves. LOL
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (PRK75)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (ZCEU2)
Two points on that:
1) November is a long way off
2) Counterpoint: WWII.
The biggest difference is that in WWII, the press weren't a bunch of America-hating fags.
This might cost Trump the election. It might not. I am not setting my hair on fire yet when we're still 7.5 months out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: BrokenMattHardy at March 16, 2020 04:12 PM (G5dWd)
LOl. well President of Ohio sounds OK.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (rpxSz)
Oil down 9%.
28.86
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (tA3tM)
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In California regular gas is down to $3.40/gallon. Almost the same as when oil was at $57/bbl.
That is socialism baby!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - No Virus, This is a Virus Free Zone at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 04:15 PM (PRK75)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (r+sAi)
There you go again, using that common sense stuff.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (hLRSq)
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Common sense tells you there is no way the market comes back enough to get Trump re-elected.
This isn't a blip.
Many of these businesses aren't coming back...you do realize that?
The economy will be in shambles when the Virus has run it's course...you do realize that?
Posted by: BrokenMattHardy at March 16, 2020 04:15 PM (G5dWd)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (PRK75)
the south of what ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 04:13 PM (rpxSz)
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Everything.
Posted by: B. Elzebul at March 16, 2020 04:15 PM (Eicbe)
BREAKING: Germs are too small to see, and can be spread from person to person!
Posted by: Chris M
Lmao - I read that as "Germans".
Posted by: DamnedYankee
Know a little German?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2020 04:15 PM (aKsyK)
No, most businesses do not celebrate when market prices get set at a
level where the sale price makes it difficult in some cases, impossible
in others to make money.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Go look at the post you were replying to before accusing folks of putting words in other people mouths!!!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 16, 2020 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 04:04 PM (PRK75)
the south of what ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 04:13 PM (rpxSz)
Detroit. don't listen to that guy.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2020 04:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2020 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
But where will they poop!?
Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2020 04:15 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 16, 2020 04:16 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 16, 2020 04:16 PM (fyOvJ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
If this costs Trump the election, America deserves communism.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 04:16 PM (PRK75)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - No Virus, This is a Virus Free Zone at March 16, 2020 04:16 PM (41rs/)
They made perfect sense. That's why Soros and company conspired to tank it.
Fool.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 04:17 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
If this costs Trump the election, America deserves communism.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 04:16 PM (PRK75)
This.
Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2020 04:17 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Jonah at March 16, 2020 04:17 PM (mzCLD)
Two points on that:
1) November is a long way off
2) Counterpoint: WWII.
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Can look at this like a war. We typically rally around the President during times of war - especially at the beginning.
But who knows.
Posted by: SH at March 16, 2020 04:17 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2020 04:17 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 16, 2020 04:11 PM (H8QX
They're terrified that we might unite behind the president.
The horror!
Posted by: 29Victor at March 16, 2020 04:17 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2020 04:17 PM (d7Ww2)
The economy will be in shambles when the Virus has run it's course...you do realize that?
Why? We got thru 8 years of the obama virus, and Trump got it roaring back.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2020 04:17 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 04:16 PM (PRK75)
This.
Posted by: DocJ at March 16, 2020 04:17 PM (DU2N9)
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Yep.
At some point a corrupted republic is too corrupted to save.
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2020 04:17 PM (Eicbe)
Wouldn't surprise anyone with all the hair smelling he does.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2020 04:17 PM (xfb67)
That gonna make it better when the government just takes over and runs things?
I mean, they have a awesome track record don't they?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 16, 2020 04:18 PM (e284m)
Posted by: BrokenMattHardy at March 16, 2020 04:18 PM (G5dWd)
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2020 04:18 PM (v0R5T)
15th round , cowboys
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (rpxSz)
I heard Stacy "the tank" Abrams is being looked at by the Giants at pick 4, offensive line help is needed.
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 16, 2020 04:18 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2020 03:26 PM (pS94+)
David Marcus was killed by Reverend Jim on the Genesis planet!
Posted by: BigZesty at March 16, 2020 04:19 PM (0jyyp)
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2020 04:19 PM (ZCEU2)
But who knows.
Posted by: SH at March 16, 2020 04:17 PM (sX1BW)
We typically have a press that values the good of the country more than they hate the president.
They learned their lesson after 9/11
Posted by: 29Victor at March 16, 2020 04:19 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Jonah at March 16, 2020 04:19 PM (mzCLD)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2020 04:16 PM (PRK75)
We'll deserve to be invaded.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2020 04:20 PM (9Om/r)
28.86
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 16, 2020 04:07 PM (tA3tM)
===
In California regular gas is down to $3.40/gallon. Almost the same as when oil was at $57/bbl.
That is socialism baby!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 16, 2020 04:14 PM (pw+jk)
good point you make. In everybody's favorite Christmas Movie, the gas station sign showed 85 cents a gallon. And that was California. I guess oil was -$20 a gallon.
Posted by: Quint at March 16, 2020 04:20 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: George Kaplan at March 16, 2020 04:22 PM (v9DK0)
Posted by: Jonah at March 16, 2020 04:26 PM (mzCLD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2020 04:20 PM (9Om/r)
I hope its Aliens. I plan on being a collaborator.
Posted by: Man is not a Sane Animal at March 16, 2020 04:27 PM (shN6a)
Posted by: Jonah at March 16, 2020 04:27 PM (mzCLD)
Posted by: AnnaS at March 16, 2020 04:29 PM (W+RZ5)
258 It's interesting watching these local and state "leaders" releasing their inner dictator.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 16, 2020 04:29 PM (RxDQk)
Posted by: AnnaS at March 16, 2020 04:29 PM (W+RZ5)
Red letters are Jesus' words. What are you doing here when the Lord Himself told you not to post anything?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 16, 2020 04:39 PM (xkSJa)
You're using a character that Pixy doesn't like. Smart quotes, long em-dash, anything remotely fancy. Strip out curvy apostrophe's and smart quotes and you should be fine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 16, 2020 04:40 PM (gd9RK)
2020: "King! Do something now!"
Posted by: BuddyPC at March 16, 2020 04:45 PM (9pbK6)
Posted by: MNN: The Manufactured News Network at March 16, 2020 04:45 PM (o0D4q)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 16, 2020 05:05 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 16, 2020 05:28 PM (p2jI/)
China and demorats once again think they can just cast blame at the innocent, to insulate themselves from what they have done/accomplished.
Their world government solution ? Forced totalitarianism, end of freedoms and harsh repressive governance.
Note; they know they have to have you disarmed for this.
Posted by: ron n. at March 16, 2020 05:29 PM (om5HK)
Posted by: timajin at March 16, 2020 06:01 PM (AL9FO)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 16, 2020 06:56 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2020 06:56 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2020 06:59 PM (vogZ4)
Oh, and I stocked up on food, too.
Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2020 07:01 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: torabora at March 16, 2020 07:54 PM (uSgNb)
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