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The Mysterious Case of HoneyHammock and Doctor Thong
So much to discuss here.
So many clues! But I have no idea what solution they're all pointing to! Can YOU crack this case?!Thanks, @USATODAY for crediting me for breaking this story.
— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) March 13, 2020
Extraordinary that a @CNN contributor & Democrat politician was in a drug-fueled party w/ naked men.
Gillum’s “friend” has since privatized his Instagram. It‘s littered w/ pics of him in a thonghttps://t.co/HWInTVS39D
This is the alleged friend that @AndrewGillum claims he was “helping” after a wedding.
— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) March 13, 2020
He is an openly gay man, whose public profile has very few photos of him clothed.
His sexuality is only relevant bc as I said earlier—police suspected they had disrupted a drug/sex party. pic.twitter.com/CRKAk1AiQ5
I am working to get a solid confirmation that @AndrewGillum was naked, as it will thoroughly debunk the extraordinary claim that he was “helping” a friend.
— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) March 13, 2020
Unless his friend needed Andrew’s clothes for some emergency reason. 🤔
Unfortunately for @AndrewGillum, his “friend” Travis Dyson, has come forth to reveal that he is no friend, but an open male escort. He also claims that he has never heard of the wedding of which Andrew Gillum speaks of.
— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) March 13, 2020
Gillum needs a new alibi. https://t.co/Gck8nklI27
Gillum has said that he was in Miami for a wedding.... Speaking to the Miami New Times, Dyson said that Gillum did not mention attending a wedding. In his statement, Gillum referred to Dyson as a "friend." Dyson said that he and Gillum had been friends since last spring. Dyson told the website, "I personally was not celebrating a wedding. I don’t know if [Gillum] was in town for a wedding. He did not mention that."It probably just slipped his mind, you know, with all the dancing, the meth, and the oral sex with male escorts. They found this guy, who escorts under the name "Brodie Scott," on the "Rent Men" website. I mean...
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Gewnyth Paltrow at March 13, 2020 05:57 PM (bDqIh)
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Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 13, 2020 05:59 PM (IRV7q)
It seems that govner Andy has some male escort friends that like to make their own ghey films... weird
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 13, 2020 05:59 PM (hAzEU)
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Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:00 PM (903QB)
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Posted by: Drink Like Hunter Biden at March 13, 2020 06:01 PM (FXyVD)
Posted by: David French at March 13, 2020 06:01 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:01 PM (903QB)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 06:01 PM (xPl2J)
A little something to make you feel better. Illinois Congressional GOP Candidate Catalina Lauf. Story about her on FOX.
Bunk!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2020 06:01 PM (TNy/K)
I feel like I got to shine during the Lucky Pierre revelation so to not let garrett have a turn would not be very nice.
And I need to Be Better.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 13, 2020 06:01 PM (IRV7q)
Posted by: Hmmmm at March 13, 2020 06:01 PM (BdpWC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 06:01 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Former Future Governor Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:01 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 13, 2020 06:01 PM (hAzEU)
Let that sink in.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 06:01 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 06:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 06:02 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2020 06:02 PM (WI7YS)
I know, but this time I'm telling the truth! I swear!
Posted by: David French at March 13, 2020 06:02 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mac at March 13, 2020 06:02 PM (IRV7q)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 13, 2020 06:02 PM (E7vND)
https://tinyurl.com/wlvoe7t
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 05:37 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 13, 2020 06:02 PM (XzVUd)
Humidity is rising (uh rising), barometer's getting low (oh low, girl)
According to all sources (what sources now)
The street's the place to go (we better hurry up)
'Cause tonight for the first time (first time)
Just about half-past ten (half past ten)
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men (start raining men)
Halleluiah!![/i
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 06:03 PM (bDqIh)
Oh crap.
You don't think they'd...
nahh.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 13, 2020 06:03 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 06:03 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 06:03 PM (bDqIh)
NOOOD fags meep meep
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 05:58 PM (903QB)
I thought this thread was going to be about me.
Posted by: Chris Hayes at March 13, 2020 06:03 PM (Zz0t1)
I am familiar with the Beastie Boys, The Ghetto Boyz, Boyz2Men and MoistBoyz.
But I don't own any Rent Boys LPs.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 06:03 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: The Hardy Boys at March 13, 2020 06:03 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:03 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 06:03 PM (PbpT7)
Oof.
Oh maybe it's two or three kids. Not sure. I feel sorry for those kids.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 13, 2020 06:04 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 06:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Owens, who we have learned is a "cornbread-suckin' uncle Tom" is excoriating the brave Gillum for literally giving someone in need the shirt of his back. And the rest of his clothes.
Her behavior is shameful.
#IStandWithAndrew
#Solidarity
#AntiRacist
Posted by: The Party, Spinning Wildly at March 13, 2020 06:04 PM (hYcqw)
Can't think of 3 more knowledgable sources on the topic.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 06:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 13, 2020 06:04 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2020 06:04 PM (wCmLp)
I am familiar with the Beastie Boys, The Ghetto Boyz, Boyz2Men and MoistBoyz.
But I don't own any Rent Boys LPs.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 06:03 PM (wbPZp)
They're more in the Pet Shop Boys line
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 06:04 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:03 PM (HALdu)[/ui]
As they cooked Chinese food and sucked cock.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 06:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Former Future Governor Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (TdMsT)
Geez.
The subject? Well, it's about how Trump is going to lose Florida, naturally. Why do I need to go there? Well, there are some really deep sources I need to stroke to get better information. You know, flatfoot, gumshoe kind of thing. Go straight to the glory hole. Wait, no, I mean heart of the story.
Yeah, I know about Jonah and the peanut butter. That won't happen on this trip. Can I go?
Posted by: David French at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: HoneyHammock at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (bDqIh)
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Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Barry O at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Columbo at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (r+sAi)
He needs Elliot Spitzer
Posted by: avi at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (kSq2k)
Travis 'Brodie Scott' Dyson mostly disrupted everyone's pants.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (Uu+Jp)
++++++++++
Booze.
And desperate 27-year-old "always the bridesmaid, never the bride" types.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (903QB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Chris Hayes at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)
I was sorely disappointed.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 13, 2020 06:07 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: A Gillum (D) at March 13, 2020 06:07 PM (8l/cK)
If it was true, Ed Buck would have been in attendance.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 13, 2020 05:59 PM (IRV7q)
Isn't he property of the LA County sheriff?
Posted by: Fox2! at March 13, 2020 06:07 PM (heOND)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 06:07 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 06:07 PM (8B6Ng)
a guy who's that roided up isn't going to have much of a weiner.
just sayin
he must be quite the hoover
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 06:07 PM (d7Ww2)
You are thinking of ELP
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (wbPZp)
Keith Emerson has a lengthy penis???
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 06:07 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Ha at March 13, 2020 06:07 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 13, 2020 06:07 PM (d/STv)
Posted by: Clueless British Gentry at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (K3B2k)
meh... I'm sure he worked hard to get that way but at some point it's overdone. He definitely crossed the overdone line.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Thanks to one courageous dude, we now know the answer is "Sky's the limit!"
Posted by: 2009Refugee - Thought Indifferent at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (HALdu)
You are thinking of ELP
Posted by: garrett
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I normally use the word "Emerson" when describing some lovely's cans. Just say'n.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Sherlock at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (8l/cK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (Uu+Jp)
++++++++++
Booze.
And desperate 27-year-old "always the bridesmaid, never the bride" types.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (hYcqw)
Okay, I'm taking notes. Anything else missing? Live poppy flowers?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Columbo
That's DOCTOR Thong, thank you!
Posted by: Dr. Thong at March 13, 2020 06:09 PM (SfYbS)
LEMON cake?
(or Don LE Mon cake?)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 06:09 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:09 PM (PbpT7)
Yes, you can use restraints. No, I've got my own lube.
Don't worry about the cost, I'll charge it to my magazine. They're used to it. All are "rental cars" are rather boyish, if you take my meaning.
Posted by: David French at March 13, 2020 06:09 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 06:09 PM (tePIN)
Posted by: henry at March 13, 2020 06:09 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2020 06:09 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Columbo
That's DOCTOR Thong, thank you!
Posted by: Dr. Thong
...
I didn't spend seven years at Thong school to be called Mister.
Posted by: Doctor Thong at March 13, 2020 06:09 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (Y4EXg)
So, when you say "stab the Hammond"...
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 06:09 PM (8B6Ng)
The Dow ended up 1985 points erect, at today's closing. Coincidence?
youtube.com/watch?v=di60NYGu03Y
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:09 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Former Future Governor Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:09 PM (sWM8x)
Happy Friday!
So, you think Gillum is the pitcher, catcher, or calls the play by play?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 06:07 PM (8B6Ng)
___________
Embrace the power of the Lucky Pierre!
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 06:09 PM (ktVgw)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 13, 2020 06:09 PM (6eEQ+)
Oof.
Oh maybe it's two or three kids. Not sure. I feel sorry for those kids.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Bleh. This story sucks.
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2020 06:09 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: SMH at March 13, 2020 06:10 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:10 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Charlie at March 13, 2020 06:10 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Chris Hayes at March 13, 2020 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)
++++++++++++++
You wanna know what winning looks like? This sock is what winning looks like.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 06:10 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: A Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:10 PM (8l/cK)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 13, 2020 06:10 PM (uDU7T)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 06:10 PM (sHRjQ)
Do I like Penis or Vagina?
Can I get another smell of your Grundel?
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:10 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (fq7/e)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (ktVgw)
meh... I'm sure he worked hard to get that way but at some point it's overdone. He definitely crossed the overdone line.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (dUJdY)
He looks gay-fit, not straight-fit.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (903QB)
He needs to go trans.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (3dqgS)
I mean, he should've said he was there for the meth
Posted by: jsg at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (9CK13)
Yes. I'm looking for a few Boys to clean my gutters.
Yes. The downspouts, too...
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (wbPZp)
Can we send Bob McKenzie after he's had another vat of beer?
Posted by: Drink Like Hunter Biden at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (FXyVD)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (uDU7T)
Posted by: A Gillum
haha
Posted by: Doctor Thong at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: andrew gillum at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Chris Hayes at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)
And this "person" came within a few thousand votes of being Governor of Florida.
Let that sink in.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)
IIRC, that was his slogan.
Posted by: dirks strewn DA 1977 at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (8l/cK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (3dqgS)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (HmZuC)
+++++++++++
Tell him to quit pissing in the corner like an animal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (hYcqw)
I got my St Paddy's bracelet yesterday!
It's perfect! and thank you so much for the extra.
you're the tops!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mrs Bill Clinton at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (903QB)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 06:06 PM (hYcqw)
Hmm. Second look at crashing weddings?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yet Another Andrew Gillum Sock at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Not much evidence is available to disprove this.
Posted by: Thomas Meagher at March 13, 2020 06:13 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2020 06:13 PM (QLPEO)
This Penis Tastes Like Shit!
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (wbPZp)
********
Oh that's right... your brother has the car tonight
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 13, 2020 06:13 PM (wJXFt)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 06:13 PM (axyOa)
Must be
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (903QB)
I noticed you said no home twice so go ahead and climb into my DM's, hotboi.
Posted by: HoneyHammock at March 13, 2020 06:13 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: Andrew "Fillum" Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:13 PM (PbpT7)
It is hell trying not to laugh like an idiot here.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 06:13 PM (tePIN)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 13, 2020 06:13 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2020 06:13 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (3dqgS)
That's the wrong kind of icing.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 06:13 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Tank Abrams at March 13, 2020 06:13 PM (uDU7T)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Hmmmm at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (BdpWC)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (gmo/4)
Yes, I'm typing it up now in word. I'll be back in a few and paste it right in here. It'll be fine.
Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (fq7/e)
So many clues! But I have no idea what solution they're all pointing to!
________
"Count me among the confused." -- The fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (ktVgw)
I got my St Paddy's bracelet yesterday!
It's perfect! and thank you so much for the extra.
you're the tops!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (d7Ww2)
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Jewells adds a vial of crack cocaine to every order!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
meh... I'm sure he worked hard to get that way but at some point it's overdone. He definitely crossed the overdone line.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2020 06:08 PM (dUJdY)
He looks gay-fit, not straight-fit.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2020 06:11 PM (TdMsT)
He's juicing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (3dqgS)
Like the hut where Randy Marsh was reunited with the Internet.
Posted by: Thomas Meagher at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (3dqgS)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 06:13 PM (tePIN)
++++++++++
Do it. Guffaw. Let the rest of them know that at least *someone* is having fun.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: James Brown at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (Jhqq9)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (FTlwv)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/99lyU5N--f8
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (uDU7T)
Posted by: Rosario Dawson at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (903QB)
Posted by: aelfheld at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (IxDhF)
HoneyHammock's attributes have Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker questioning his ...
... secret Swiss bank account balance - par-tay!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (MEkNT)
Posted by: Mr. Gillum, private citizen, so go away at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March
was the cigarette guy from x files
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (3dqgS)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (87EdW)
Dr. Thong and the Honeyhammocks was my favorite Sid and Marty Krofft show growing up. I still have the lunchbox!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Me too! The Honeyhammocks Underoos were a bit strange, though. Openings on the front and the back.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)
Yes, I'm typing it up now in word. I'll be back in a few and paste it right in here. It'll be fine.
Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (fq7/e)
Scribble it on a freaking post-it with a marker.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (rCwaK)
In conversation, points arise! If a human being converses much, it is impossible for him to avoid the truth!
But still I can't find the truth in this thing.
Posted by: Hercule Poirot at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (r+sAi)
Ace, what's your current status of SWOLE, bro?
(no homo)
very unswole, unfortunately. And you?
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 06:16 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 06:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
It's good to be a black democrat drug addict.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 13, 2020 06:16 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2020 06:16 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (w7KSn)
I guess that's why they wax.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 06:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Porky at March 13, 2020 06:16 PM (j32gE)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 13, 2020 06:15 PM (9hauA)
++++++++++
Nice use of assignation! Look at Chique, busting out the high-falutin' English!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 06:16 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (naEeR)
He's a Justice Democrat, so he would have governed like a member of The Squad - sanctuary state, free healthcare, green new deal, gun control . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
LMAO!
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2020 06:16 PM (dUJdY)
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Hmm, I have a friend who might be interested...
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (WEBkv)
BTW this method is not... repeat not, the correct method to produce halfricans.
*draws circle with line through it over Brodie Scott's pic*
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (ykYG2)
Every honey bee
Fills me jealously
When they see you inside me
I don't blame them
Goodness RentBoy
Honeysuckle Roy
When we're smokin' rock
There's no more wilted cock
And I know the reason why
You came in my eye
Goodness RentBoy
Honeysuckle Roy
Don't buy sugar
You just have to touch my cup
You're my sugar
It's sweet when you stir it up
Goodness RentBoy
Haneysuckle Roy
Posted by: Fats Waller at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (wbPZp)
Okay, fine, there's also just plain old body dysmorphia too. A totally straight thing to have!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (uDU7T)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
The Chocolate Starfishes kind of creeped me out though. Maybe it was the googly eyes?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (HmZuC)
Clearly you aren't familiar with waxing and bleaching, Boomer.
Posted by: Mayor Pete Buttplug at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: aelfheld
He coulda been Lord Cornhole.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Inogame at March 13, 2020 06:18 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2020 06:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 06:16 PM (NWiLs)
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It does wonders for me!
Anyone want to see?
Posted by: Sadly ignored David French at March 13, 2020 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Big Gay Al at March 13, 2020 06:18 PM (BDQo0)
Asking for a frien, er... I mean my wife. Yeah that's it my wife.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2020 06:18 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Weasel at March 13, 2020 06:18 PM (zbUmj)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 06:18 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 13, 2020 06:18 PM (QvAgz)
I'm picturing an episode of Dragnet featuring this. Imagine Joe Friday and Col. Potter walking in on this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2020 06:19 PM (rCwaK)
The Chocolate Starfishes kind of creeped me out though. Maybe it was the googly eyes?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (8B6Ng)
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Or the Forest of Barking Spiders! *shivers*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Blazing Gillums at March 13, 2020 06:19 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Huh. Guess I should place an order.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 06:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 06:19 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (w7KSn)
Didn't Phil Robertson say something like that when people freaked out about him?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 06:19 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Hmmmm at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (BdpWC)"
Can? Sure. Would want to? All signs point to no.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2020 06:19 PM (icI8A)
So the crystal meth was just waved into the room by the Fairy Godmother?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:19 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2020 06:19 PM (KP5rU)
_________
Who does the song "It's Raining Men?" Maybe personalize it by changing the lyrics to "It's Renting Men."
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 06:19 PM (ktVgw)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (HmZuC)
Well, he can only hold it in for so long. And then, BAM
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (Ozpxd)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)
very unswole, unfortunately. And you?
Posted by: ace
I'm 75% of the Me at my peak.
I've lost the ability to bench 300lbs, something I never thought would happen. Sucks getting old.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (903QB)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (uDU7T)
Assuming she's a Democrat wife,she may not.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (jSEze)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Jonnie Cockran at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (QvAgz)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (FTlwv)
Apparently there's a rising demand for those bags you offer.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
The Chocolate Starfishes kind of creeped me out though. Maybe it was the googly eyes?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (8B6Ng)
Kind of an aside, but how fucked up were Sid and Marty? As a kid I watched their shows, but as a 29 year old I shake my head in quiet wonder that my parents let me watch those televised acid trips.
Posted by: Thomas Meagher at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (x8Wzq)
The quest for Toilet Paper!
https://youtu.be/fV09URCmwAk
Posted by: buzzion at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Tank Abrams at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (uDU7T)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Palate cleanser? What have you been eating?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (tePIN)
.........
You could be Nigerian brothers.
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2020 06:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (w7KSn)
Didn't Phil Robertson say something like that when people freaked out about him?
Posted by: Northernlurker
That would be the great Sam Kinison.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 13, 2020 06:21 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 06:21 PM (4c12c)
Posted by: Weasel at March 13, 2020 06:21 PM (zbUmj)
Gillum confesses all: "I want to bear HoneyHammock's butt baby!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 06:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 06:16 PM (NWiLs)
---
It does wonders for me!
Anyone want to see?
Posted by: Sadly ignored David French at March 13, 2020 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)
Nope.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 06:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: klaftern at March 13, 2020 06:22 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Corey Booker at March 13, 2020 06:22 PM (QvAgz)
Me neither. The concept of mating parts exists for many good reasons.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 06:22 PM (HaL55)
Matt Vensel @mattvensel
now
The #Pens just announced a plan to pay full and part-time arena and service employees at PPG Paints Arena while the season is suspended. Funding will come from Penguins players, the Pittsburgh Penguins Foundation and the Mario Lemieux Foundation.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 06:22 PM (sHRjQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2020 06:22 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Thomas Meagher at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (x8Wzq)
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Apparently the Bros Krofft smoked a boatload of rope. Hence the trippiness of their shows. Liddsville? Come on.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2020 06:22 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: dirks strewn DA 1977 at March 13, 2020 06:22 PM (8l/cK)
Posted by: SMH at March 13, 2020 06:22 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2020 06:19 PM (KP5rU)
Any good bachelor party takes place well ahead of the wedding so they have time to nurse their hangover. Well, nurse something that hangs.
Something old, something new, something borrowed and something that goes up your butt.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 06:22 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Jonnie Cockran at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (r+sAi)
.........
There are thongs that fit?
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2020 06:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 13, 2020 06:14 PM (w7KSn)
I guess that's why they wax.
Posted by: Insomniac -
...
that is a killer joke, man.
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 06:22 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip
10 reps of 30 lbs each = 300lbs, because ... math ...
Posted by: Adriane the 9 Women @ 1 Month is a Babee Critic ... at March 13, 2020 06:23 PM (LPnfS)
First tick of the season! Yay!
Posted by: Weasel at March 13, 2020 06:21 PM (zbUmj)
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Not to be confused with the first TRICK of the season.
Gillum's got that one.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 06:23 PM (cfSRQ)
Ace, try this: Rep out.
Just pick up some weights and rep out and get a mad pump.
Maybe it'll get your engines running again.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:23 PM (903QB)
What movement is that exactly?
yeah, I don't want to know.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 06:23 PM (Orx/W)
Daddy Issues.
Or maybe Uncle Herb Issues.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 06:23 PM (oVJmc)
I had too much to drink last night
Too much to drink
I'm not ready to face the light
I had too much to drink
Last night
Posted by: Gollum at March 13, 2020 06:23 PM (aKsyK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpOumg84qG0
Bob Dylan's feel and Joan Baez voice. She's done a bunch of them.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 13, 2020 06:23 PM (XzVUd)
Just pick up some weights and rep out and get a mad pump.
sounds good. I will.
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 06:23 PM (PbpT7)
HoneyHammock is studying to be a nurse practitioner.
Ew.
Posted by: SMH at March 13, 2020 06:22 PM (RU4sa)
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Hellooo nurse!
Posted by: David French at March 13, 2020 06:24 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
Pretty much when they found out over half the audience was hippies tripping balls, they just gave the audience what it wanted.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 06:24 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 06:24 PM (wbPZp)
Why do hookers and illegal drugs always go together? Is it because the legal ones make you go limp?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 06:24 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)
... right before the gym locked its doors (the library did too) because of The Virus Under Heaven.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:24 PM (ykYG2)
who the fuck gets married on a thursday?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2020 06:19 PM (KP5rU)
___________
Corn Pop and Joe Biden married on a Super Taco Thursday -- back before it was legal.
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (ktVgw)
Posted by: Honey H Ammock at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (BDQo0)
Good times make good memories.
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (4c12c)
He's just cock curious.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 06:24 PM (wbPZp)
Seems more cock ambitious.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (KP5rU)
(He) Apologizes for "distraction this has caused our movement."
What movement is that exactly?
yeah, I don't want to know.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 06:23 PM (Orx/W)
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Pretty sure pelvic thrusts are involved.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (cfSRQ)
THAT"S IT!!
Hunchback Hammock. Man those are great.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Wrong Said Fredo at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Mike Tython at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (9CK13)
it follows that the media and academia, especially academia administrations are too.
by their fruits they are known.
Posted by: x at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2020 06:21 PM (v0R5T)
That was ripped, not gay ripped.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (tePIN)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (Orx/W)
While I was there, I felt like I was in the land of the midgets because most of the people there, gals and guys, maybe, on a good day, came up to somewhere between my elbow and shoulder. And I'm not exceptionally tall.
The other thing, a walking stereotype of person up to no good, short longs, ball cap, oversize shirt, the works, came into the store and signed in under the name "Ty" to which my mind immediately though, "Hmm, that's "thank you" in text short form."
I also thought the guy was slightly off, paid it no nevermind and went on about my business.
Low and behold, the guy snatched a phone from the display and walked out of the store.
Guy sitting working on my phone barely looked up and said, "It happens all the time."
Yay CA.
And I suspect I was dead on with the "Ty."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (WEBkv)
Sometimes it feels good to get your Pump On. Rep Out. Really charges the battery.
That and some Crystal Meth.
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:26 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
He's just cock curious.
Posted by: garrett at March
He is not into cock, but cock is into him.
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:26 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 06:26 PM (HaL55)
Wouldn't shaving stubble down there get really uncomfortable on those occasions where you had to wear clothes?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 06:26 PM (8B6Ng)
The big problem is when the ghey lover is found at room temperature in a closet.
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)
____________
Adam Schiff can confirm this, repeatedly.
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 06:26 PM (ktVgw)
Posted by: Some ABC hack at March 13, 2020 06:26 PM (We5+z)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (cfSRQ)
yeah, and most likely a lubed up running start.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (Orx/W)
I swear this story is going to give me nightmares every time I think of it, and I expect to think of it or something similar quite often.
Posted by: Former POTUS and Current POS Barack Obama at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (8l/cK)
The TP hysteria has hit around here in the Greenville, SC area. Mass stupidity.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (rCwaK)
it follows that the media and academia, especially academia administrations are too.
by their fruits they are known.
Posted by: x
And they are known fruits, so it works out.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (87EdW)
Also known as 'Pervitin', nein? Does seem like there was some pervitin' goin' on THAT night. . .
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (bDqIh)
**********
Cock is into him
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 06:24 PM (wbPZp)
******
FIFY
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (sHRjQ)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (gmo/4)
Since this is now the gainz thred I can report I'm pulling 205 lbs on the seated row. Yay me!
... right before the gym locked its doors (the library did too) because of The Virus Under Heaven.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:24 PM (ykYG2)
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I pull that much on my knees.
With my mouth.
I call it "a blessing of liberty."
Posted by: David French at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (cfSRQ)
With the reception over by 4pm, when these lovebirds checked in.
Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (QvAgz)
ANY CONSERVATIVES INVOLVED?
[ ] Y
[ ] N
IF YES, IT WAS A QUEER DRUG ORGY. LINK TO POTUS BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY, 24/7 TELESCREEN COVERAGE.
IF NO, MEMORYHOLE STORY PER MEMREC OBLIT PROTOCOLS. UPDATE BIOS AS NECESSARY. ROOM 101 FOR BADTHINKERS.
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Cory Booker at March 13, 2020 06:28 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: GuyFromNH at March 13, 2020 06:28 PM (Gs5TH)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Because hookers and peanut butter only goes so far.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2020 06:28 PM (SbVIv)
Anal, sure. Meth? That crosses the line.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 06:28 PM (H8QX8)
He's just cock curious.
Posted by: garrett at March
*****
He's not into cock.
**********
Cock is into him
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 06:24 PM (wbPZp)
******
FIFY
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (sHRjQ)
********
Horde Mind
He is not into cock, but cock is into him.
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:26 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 06:28 PM (sHRjQ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 13, 2020 06:28 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at March 13, 2020 06:28 PM (L106N)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:28 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (87EdW)
Good for you! Keep up the good work!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 06:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 06:29 PM (aKsyK)
So far.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2020 06:29 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 06:29 PM (tePIN)
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2020 06:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 13, 2020 06:29 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:29 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Poppers Galor at March 13, 2020 06:29 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2020 06:29 PM (+lVUW)
Boy. Would that have been embarassing!
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:29 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at March 13, 2020 06:29 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mrs. Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:29 PM (8l/cK)
Since this is now the gainz thred I can report I'm pulling 205 lbs on the seated row. Yay me!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Great.
What's that, on a cable machine?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:29 PM (SltdI)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2020 06:30 PM (3H9h1)
I went to interrogate Andrew Gillum. This guy poured him another straight rye and I think he doctored it with
water down behind the bar because when he came up with it he looked as
guilty as if he'd kicked his grandmother.
Maybe you can't control it, I said. Have it your own way. I'm now going to eat
breakfast in the coffee shop across the street: orange juice, bacon and
eggs, toast, honey, three or four cups of coffee, and a toothpick. I am
then going up to my office, which is on the seventh floor of the
building right opposite you. If you have anything that's worrying you
beyond endurance, drop up and chew it over. But leave that thong and meth right there, it's evidence.
Posted by: Philip Marlowe at March 13, 2020 06:30 PM (r+sAi)
#Prudes
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 13, 2020 06:30 PM (rJ+OJ)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:30 PM (pw+jk)
Also, yknow, the type of women who fuck for cash tend to have certain habits. Expensive ones. Snortable ones.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2020 06:30 PM (icI8A)
I went to Publix today. They were out of TP and paper towels. Quantities
were limited on several items. Big crowd and don't recall seeing any
masks.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 06:26 PM (HaL55)
Just got back. thank God there was popcorn. No water. Older lady and I couldn't stop laughing. No no TP. peanut butter almost gone. When i was walking in a couple was loading up grocery's into SUV. i said "hey, did you save anything for me?!" and we all laughed.
Then I mugged them for the TP. Suckers.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 06:30 PM (Orx/W)
Seems more cock ambitious.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)
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You should see Frankovich when he gets a few tabs in him. Guy could suck-start a bulldozer. Almost enough to get me hard.
Almost.
*silently weeps*
Posted by: David French at March 13, 2020 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 06:27 PM (87EdW)
*sprays hand with Lysol*
High Five!
Keep it up. I would love to get back to 205. I would be an Adonis version of Santa Claus.
Posted by: Thomas Meagher at March 13, 2020 06:31 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:31 PM (ykYG2)
Gillum was in the middle of some ethics storm, too. He was already cruising on a second chance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 06:31 PM (G51Gf)
I've lost 15 pounds and set a new one rep for bench at 310.
Posted by: Broseidon
Outstanding.
You're only 5 lbs away from 3 plates! (on each side)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:31 PM (SltdI)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 13, 2020 06:31 PM (rJ+OJ)
Everybody is a bad Christian just like Mayor Buttplug said. We should
all remember the verse, "Let he who has not had an all night homo orgy
fueled by alcohol and meth shoot the first load."
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:30 PM (pw+jk)
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Dibs on the cracker!
Posted by: David French at March 13, 2020 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: The Guv'nor at March 13, 2020 06:31 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: GuyFromNH at March 13, 2020 06:28 PM (Gs5TH)
Booker hasn't denied involvement.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 13, 2020 06:32 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:32 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 06:32 PM (bCLt0)
beyond endurance, drop up and chew it over. But leave that thong and meth right there, it's evidence.
Posted by: Philip Marlowe at March 13, 2020 06:30 PM (r+sAi)
thanks a lot. i spit stuff.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 06:32 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 06:32 PM (87EdW)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson<Be Better, Boomer
at March 13, 2020 06:32 PM (fyA4o)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 06:32 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 06:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:33 PM (ykYG2)
He got a major friend deal from the responding officers. Cops cleaned up his shit and he got to go home. No one else puking and incoherent in the presence of a guy in cardiac arrest and three bags of meth gets to go home that night.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 06:33 PM (G51Gf)
How many Pinnocchios did Gilly take up the ole poopchute?
Posted by: Regular joe at March 13, 2020 06:33 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 06:33 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 13, 2020 06:33 PM (SfYbS)
Lunchbox, or just a thermos?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 13, 2020 06:33 PM (FXyVD)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 06:30 PM (Orx/W)
*golf clap* Bravo!
Posted by: BacwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 13, 2020 06:34 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 06:32 PM (Orx/W)
This is not who we are.
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 13, 2020 06:34 PM (tePIN)
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Doctor Thong. He worked hard -- HARD -- for that degree!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:34 PM (Dc2NZ)
A former President of my college went on a junket to SanDiego and some
hooker mickyed his booze and left him in his hotel room unconscious
naked with nothing.
Good times make good memories.
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 06:25 PM (4c12c)
__________
That was a popular tactic by the $1000/night whores in Las Vegas with celebrity men.
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 06:34 PM (ktVgw)
My guess is the next time hesees those Cops, they will be wearing Hot Pants.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 06:34 PM (wbPZp)
He got a major friend deal from the responding officers. Cops cleaned up his shit and he got to go home. No one else puking and incoherent in the presence of a guy in cardiac arrest and three bags of meth gets to go home that night.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 06:33 PM (G51Gf)
Big People get to go home.
Little People get stepped on
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 13, 2020 06:34 PM (ifmtJ)
It's noon on a Friday and there's not a parking spot to be found and it's a huge lot.
I didn't even bother, and kept on going.
I'll head over tomorrow morning, early.
Hopefully, there wasn't also a run on K Pods, kitty little and cat food.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 13, 2020 06:34 PM (WEBkv)
I guess that is where 'HoneyHammock' comes from...
...
Yeah, that's nausea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 13, 2020 06:34 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at March 13, 2020 06:34 PM (JXKKq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:35 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Guy with a London Accent and a hunting cap at March 13, 2020 06:35 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 06:35 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2020 06:35 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2020 06:35 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Guy with a London Accent and a hunting cap at March 13, 2020 06:35 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Guy with a London Accent and a hunting cap at March 13, 2020 06:35 PM (+DS2f)
The Andrew Gillum headlines are very misleading. He was not in a seedy motel by himself. He was at high-end hotel with friends for a wedding. They were all intoxicated, as everyone in weddings are. Even if there was meth, it was on the floor. There were at least 3 people in room.
Oh, if the meth was on the floor that changes everything. Never mind then.
Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 06:35 PM (fq7/e)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 06:31 PM (G51Gf)
Wasn't there some strange goings-ons during the race with DeSantis? Like bribery with pricey tickets or something? Maybe it would be worth looking at again, might take on a whole new meaning.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 06:35 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March
heh
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:36 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:36 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:36 PM (d/STv)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 06:36 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 13, 2020 06:36 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Jasper at March 13, 2020 06:36 PM (wmtNh)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 06:36 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Guy with a London Accent and a hunting cap at March 13, 2020 06:36 PM (+DS2f)
Administration tells Fox they agree, there is a deal on coronavirus bill, and the President supports the package
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 06:36 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2020 06:36 PM (ABjxW)
Fine.
Congrats.
But seriously, great work, guys!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 13, 2020 06:37 PM (9hauA)
I've never understood how a guy could look at another guy's hairy a** and say to himself "That's for me!"
Posted by: navybrat,
I don't even want to see a lady's hairy butt.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 13, 2020 06:37 PM (8l/cK)
Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 06:35 PM (fq7/e)
Because no orgies ever take place on the floor either.
Whew! He's SO TOTALLY off the hook now!
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 06:37 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Guy with a London Accent and a hunting cap at March 13, 2020 06:37 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 06:37 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2020 06:36 PM (ABjxW)
--
Everyone.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 06:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2020 06:38 PM (v0R5T)
and for those hyperventilating about people buying too much tp...
I've finally finished my panic room
https://tinyurl.com/r5rz854
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 06:38 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:38 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 13, 2020 06:38 PM (jUVms)
I swear, the meth was only for Feng Shui! The I Ching says that on a night where the hunting moon is heavy and it's the month of the Water Ox, meth to the northwest is beneficial for your chi when you're getting pumped in the dumper by a Rent Man.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2020 06:38 PM (icI8A)
369 Delivery trucks now have signs "Driver Carries No Toilet Paper."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 06:32 PM (oVJmc)
That is an out and out lie if they're delivering the NYT or the DC Compost.
While it is true that they are crappy TP, nonetheless, TP they are. Millions of budgies can't be wrong.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 06:38 PM (pNxlR)
the type of women who fuck for cash tend to have certain habits. Expensive ones. Snortable ones.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic
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I always thought hookers came with drugs because that's what the customers expect. In Klute, Jane Fonda drank a ginger ale when she was on duty.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 06:38 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Gov. Cuomo at March 13, 2020 06:39 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Tami
That's nothing, Gillum supports multiple packages.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 13, 2020 06:39 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 13, 2020 06:39 PM (IYHxL)
Oh, if the meth was on the floor that changes everything. Never mind then.
Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 06:35 PM (fq7/e)
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You suppose Cenk was speaking from experience?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 13, 2020 06:39 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Tentotwo at March 13, 2020 06:39 PM (yhf6w)
Bold strategy, Cenk! Some weddings throw rice on the floor, or rose petals; but the really cool people throw Albuquerque Blue. The lucky bride and groom slide down that aisle on a big toboggan with JUST MARRIED signs behind them.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer at March 13, 2020 06:39 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 13, 2020 06:39 PM (CjFDo)
The Andrew Gillum headlines are very misleading. He was not in a seedy motel by himself. He was at high-end hotel with friends for a wedding. They were all intoxicated, as everyone in weddings are. Even if there was meth, it was on the floor. There were at least 3 people in room.
Oh, if the meth was on the floor that changes everything. Never mind then.
Posted by: kahall
I see. So, Cenk was there too. Gross but whatever.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2020 06:39 PM (r5bY8)
The Andrew Gillum headlines are very misleading. He was not in a seedy motel by himself. He was at high-end hotel with friends for a wedding. They were all intoxicated, as everyone in weddings are. Even if there was meth, it was on the floor. There were at least 3 people in room.
- - - -
Gillum was one of the star candidates for the Justice Democrats in 2018, and has also been mentioned as a potential VP. Cenk co-founded the Justice Democrats - he is protecting their investment in his political future.
It was nice of Gillum to take himself out of the running like this!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 06:39 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Guy with a London Accent and a hunting cap at March 13, 2020 06:40 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at March 13, 2020 06:40 PM (r+sAi)
This is funny too...
@ShemekaMichelle
CORONAVIRUS!!
Fight, fight, fight!! We're all in this together
https://tinyurl.com/uts73ys
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 06:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: PJ at March 13, 2020 06:40 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Gov. Cuomo at March 13, 2020 06:39 PM (FTlwv)
*Golf Clap*
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 06:40 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2020 06:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 06:40 PM (sHRjQ)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2020 06:40 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 06:40 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 06:41 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 06:41 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 06:41 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 13, 2020 06:39 PM (SfYbS)
***********
2 In the Stink one in the errr ummm Mouth?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 06:41 PM (sHRjQ)
Posted by: Tuna at March 13, 2020 06:41 PM (RueoN)
I'll take a Medium Trixi, thicc crust, half black tar heroin, half blue meth.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2020 06:42 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:42 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 13, 2020 06:42 PM (8l/cK)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:42 PM (+DS2f)
Huh. Gillum's political career (which started at the age of 23, virtually making him a born swamp monster) has been full of corruption charges.
Most recent: In late January 2019, the Florida Commission on Ethics found probable cause that Gillum violated state ethics laws when he accepted gifts during out-of-town excursions with lobbyists and vendors and failed to report them. Ultimately, a $5,000 settlement was agreed to on four out of the five charges.
Lots more at wiki. Politics and corruption were his red cells and white cells.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 06:42 PM (G51Gf)
The Andrew Gillum headlines are very misleading. He was not in a seedy motel by himself. He was at high-end hotel with friends for a wedding. They were all intoxicated, as everyone in weddings are. Even if there was meth, it was on the floor. There were at least 3 people in room.
Oh, if the meth was on the floor that changes everything. Never mind then.
Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 06:35 PM (fq7/e)
Just out of curiosity, where was the unfortunately-named "Cenk" at the time?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 06:42 PM (3OZYh)
Posted by: PJ
Practice?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 13, 2020 06:42 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:43 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:43 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:43 PM (+DS2f)
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Well, that certainly gives new meaning to the term, "snorting crack."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 13, 2020 06:44 PM (WEBkv)
What? What do you mean the first part of the story? I just told you everything.
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 06:44 PM (+DS2f)
.........
Yeah.
All the weddings I've been to the bride, groom, etc. were all hammered, meth all over the floor, 3 gay guys pulling a train, pretty normal stuff.
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2020 06:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 06:44 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:44 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2020 06:44 PM (t+qrx)
Fox is told the major objection to the bill from House Republicans were extraneous matters House Democrats kept trying to include in the coronavirus package. But much of that was mopped up which is partly why Pelosi/Mnuchin got a deal
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 06:44 PM (cF8AT)
Two fags, one event
obama campaigns for Gillum in 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Oj87APsIA
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:44 PM (SltdI)
Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 06:45 PM (fq7/e)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 06:45 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: hogmartin
I definitely don't wanna see him stroking his precious.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 13, 2020 06:45 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 06:41 PM (bCLt0)
.........
I think he's the guy in front of the glory hole.
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2020 06:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 13, 2020 06:45 PM (jSEze)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 13, 2020 06:45 PM (w7KSn)
But much of that was mopped up which is partly why Pelosi/Mnuchin got a deal
Posted by: Tami
Much of it. Failure Theater, as usual.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:46 PM (SltdI)
Morticia: So ordering an expensive escort is like ordering a pizza, but instead of toppings you pick your illicit drug of choice?
I'll take a Medium Trixi, thicc crust, half black tar heroin, half blue meth.
Posted by: Broseidon
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The way I pictured it, you hire her (maybe two of them), you show up at the place, she says "Hi, honey, we were just doing some X, you want some? It'll bring out the MANNN in you."
That's how looks in the movies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 06:46 PM (G51Gf)
Fox is told that if the Senate doesn't take the Hse coronavirus bill "it's failure could culminate in a market drop." So, no action until Monday evening at the earliest. Unclear if the Senate will have to run all of the necessary parliamentary traps - which could burn a few days
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 06:46 PM (cF8AT)
That room had to stink to high hell. I don't know what finished meth smells like, but I smelled a meth lab once and it was like old, moldy cat piss.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2020 06:46 PM (9t0Zz)
Democrats shoot for the Moon, Republicans give them half of what they want, and it's called a success for Republicans.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:47 PM (SltdI)
Posted by: Tentotwo at March 13, 2020 06:47 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: PJ
Lyft.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 06:48 PM (3OZYh)
Posted by: Bill Kristol, Alias, Cap'n Shtupping at March 13, 2020 06:48 PM (+nWCH)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 06:48 PM (bCLt0)
Good lord, who would vote for this guy for governor?
"In 2005, Gillum was one of the [Tallahassee City] commissioners who voted to give themselves a new retirement benefit through deferred compensation. The policy was later repealed by the Commission after public outrage."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 06:48 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 13, 2020 06:48 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Wall Street Wine Dads at March 13, 2020 06:48 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 06:48 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip
If we just cuck a little harder, our good friends on the left will see what spiffing chaps we are and let us have a win.
Posted by: Rear Admiral Kristol at March 13, 2020 06:49 PM (SfYbS)
Maybe if you have a heart attack...
Or, he could have been on stimulants for several days and finally crashed. This has been known to happen.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 06:49 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Toad-O at March 13, 2020 06:49 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 13, 2020 06:49 PM (jSEze)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
The thing is Twitter protects a lot of the leftie blue ticks by banning people that reply to their tweets critically.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2020 06:49 PM (SbVIv)
btw, please don't be naive to assume his wife is shocked by this.
She knew exactly what she married -- a deviant politician with potential
to be in high office (and orifice, yes).
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:49 PM (SltdI)
This is the city. Millions of people. It's wedding season. Lots of rice and I do's. When the guests get started with the meth and butt sex, I go to work. My name's Friday. I carry a badge.
Dum-du-dum dump!
Posted by: Sgt. Joe Friday at March 13, 2020 06:49 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 06:20 PM (oVJmc) ."
Hey, in b4 Chunk Uglier!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 06:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 06:50 PM (M+Lyo)
I feel bad for his kids and wife.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 13, 2020 06:05 PM (LWu6U)
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GLOATING????? Come on, the guy lied to the public and he's married. And why did he get to leave when meth was present?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 13, 2020 06:50 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Rose at March 13, 2020 06:50 PM (f/Wek)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:51 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 06:41 PM (bCLt0)
The Young Turks
Search their election night coverage.
It's spectacular!
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 06:51 PM (cF8AT)
City council *grants emergency powers
Great! First... free abortions! Second.... ban guns!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 06:51 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 06:41 PM (bCLt0) ''
One of the "Young Turks" who had the election night sadz when Trump beat the beast.
Posted by: Tuna at March 13, 2020 06:52 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 06:52 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 06:52 PM (sHRjQ)
She knew exactly what she married -- a deviant politician with potential
to be in high office (and orifice, yes).
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:49 PM (SltdI)
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In many ways, this is the story of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 13, 2020 06:52 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2020 06:52 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 06:52 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2020 06:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2020 06:41 PM (87EdW)
Thanks.
There are so many resources. I'm just lazy and unmotivated, LOL.
But you guys keep it up. You may encourage/shame me into losing a few pounds.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 13, 2020 06:53 PM (9hauA)
I wasn't naked. I had a Gillum on my penis.
Posted by: Travis Dyson at March 13, 2020 06:53 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2020 06:53 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Tom Perry at March 13, 2020 06:53 PM (U4Zl1)
hey, Jewells
Posted by: AltonJackson<Be Better, Boomer
at March 13, 2020 06:54 PM (fyA4o)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 06:41 PM (bCLt0) ''
One of the "Young Turks" who had the election night sadz when Trump beat the beast.
Posted by: Tuna at March 13, 2020 06:52 PM (RueoN)
Oh, thanks. Is he a Big Gay Al type?
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 06:54 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani
Where was he Thursday night?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 13, 2020 06:54 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2020 06:55 PM (El6T/)
........
"At some point you've made enough money."
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2020 06:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:55 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani
Where was he Thursday night?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 13, 2020 06:54 PM (SfYbS)
Wonder what his Handler Melinda is going to do now?
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 06:56 PM (bCLt0)
The really hilarious part is the hard lefties will see this fact pattern and conclude, "REPUBLICANS ALWAYS GET EVERYTHING THEY WANT!" Because the Democrats didn't get everything they wanted. It's insane.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2020 06:56 PM (9t0Zz)
the first MAGA rally after all this is gonna be so epic
Fake News will try to shame it, demonize, and try to stop it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:56 PM (SltdI)
Posted by: tubal
Saves time.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 13, 2020 06:56 PM (2cuLk)
It's a whodunit? No, wait. It's more of a whydidtheydoit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 06:56 PM (3OZYh)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2020 06:56 PM (whGSy)
Yes we can pretty much work from home, but I can be more productive at the office with the big monitor and I like to get out of the house. And since I can't buy TP, this cuts how long my supply will last by 30%. *perhaps the stores will be restocked in a few days.
All of this for 70 confirmed cases. But stupid governor at press conferenced "its probably 1000s, they just haven't been tested/dont know it" There are 8 people in the hospital. If only 1% infected need hospital support that is 800 cases not 1000s.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 13, 2020 06:57 PM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 06:57 PM (uEbPt)
instead of thinking of it that way, imagine they are there with you
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:57 PM (HALdu)
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
It is my great honor to declare Sunday, March 15th as a National Day of Prayer. We are a Country that, throughout our history, has looked to God for protection and strength in times like these.
No matter where you may be, I encourage you to turn towards prayer in an act of faith. Together, we will easily PREVAIL!
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 06:57 PM (sHRjQ)
Posted by: Tentotwo at March 13, 2020 06:57 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 13, 2020 06:57 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2020 06:56 PM (whGSy)
Like I said, some nasty shit. Typical Leftist stuff.
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 06:58 PM (bCLt0)
Prediction: Biden will hold "online rallies"
In which he Skypes to tens of people at home.
Cheering will be added by Fake News.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 06:58 PM (SltdI)
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 13, 2020 06:58 PM (cknjq)
Posted by: SMH at March 13, 2020 06:58 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Tuna at March 13, 2020 06:59 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 06:59 PM (M+Lyo)
instead of thinking of it that way, imagine they are there with you
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 06:57 PM (HALdu)
Yeah no, their microbes would be enough.
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 06:59 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 06:59 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: navybrat, at large
Would you rather look at my hairy ass? It's only a short walk around to see the whole thing.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at March 13, 2020 07:00 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 06:59 PM (uEbPt)
Presumably it was there before they showed up in that case, and they didn't notice a floor full of crap when they checked in...
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2020 07:00 PM (eoQWY)
Paige Spiranac is pissed on Twitter about people not covering their mouth when they cough.
Be better, people.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2020 07:00 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: tubal
I never could, all I would be able to think about would be, "You used to be somebodies precious baby."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 13, 2020 07:00 PM (d/STv)
Posted by: Cory Booker at March 13, 2020 07:00 PM (vfOIM)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2020 07:00 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 06:59 PM (uEbPt)
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Well, nose to the floor, posterior pointed to the ceiling?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 13, 2020 07:01 PM (WEBkv)
Um, what?
I'm pretty sure she'll keep busy with the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation. Mock them all you want, but their efforts have reduced Malaria deaths down to a tiny fraction of what they once were. They've also done some pretty incredible work giving third world farmers all the support they need to improve crop yields by a third or more.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2020 07:01 PM (9t0Zz)
1.) Pacifiers
Pacifiers are a bullshit technology with an Orwellian name. You should use them if you WANT to crank the Baby Rage up to 11. And why should it be otherwise? Imagine driving through at Mickey D's, opening your bag, and finding plastic facsimiles of the food you ordered.
DO NOT BUY.
2.) Boppy pillow
I wasn't aware this existed. It's for nursing. But I found out it's awesome for dads for another purpose. My baby likes to be held upright against the chest the most. This is fine for Lady Yd, who has giant cans. She can just lay the baby on one of those sweater puppies like it was twin bed on an angle.
But for me, without boobs at all, that's pretty much a standing position and neither of us can keep it up for very long. With that nursing pillow, which I tried out of desperation while trying to work and soothe the infant simultaneously, she can just sit in that position and slide into a coma-like state.
BUY.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2020 07:01 PM (bQe8/)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 13, 2020 06:50 PM (jUVms)
Because black, gay and democrat.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 07:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pete Butterjug at March 13, 2020 07:02 PM (vfOIM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2020 07:02 PM (WI7YS)
It is my great honor to declare Sunday, March 15th as a National Day of Prayer. We are a Country that, throughout our history, has looked to God for protection and strength in times like these.
No matter where you may be, I encourage you to turn towards prayer in an act of faith. Together, we will easily PREVAIL!
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 06:57 PM (sHRjQ)
The media freak out will be spectacular.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 07:02 PM (Uu+Jp)
I never could, all I would be able to think about would be, "You used to be somebodies precious baby."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March
so was every girl you dated.
/ sigh
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 07:03 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 13, 2020 07:03 PM (zlgJP)
Perfect time to talk the significant other into getting a nice big monitor at home.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2020 07:03 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Toad-O at March 13, 2020 07:03 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2020 07:00 PM (icI8A)
Everyone has something at which they are really good!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2020 07:03 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2020 07:02 PM (WI7YS)
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Amen.
Posted by: SMH at March 13, 2020 07:03 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2020 07:00 PM (eoQWY)
Oh. Fucking Democrat lying shits. Honestly.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 07:03 PM (uEbPt)
BUY.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2020 07:01 PM (bQe8/)
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The take-away from this is: baby is doing fine?
Congratulations!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 13, 2020 07:03 PM (WEBkv)
This news about Gates may not be good. If it gives him more time to screw around with things outside his wheelhouse (most things he seems interested in), then it's bad for everyone. Wasn't he a big part of the Common Core fiasco?
One out of a hundred thousand business tycoons have anything - anything - to offer outside their own specialty. Gates ain't one of them.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2020 07:03 PM (El6T/)
Melinda Gates foundation. Mock them all you want, but their efforts
have reduced Malaria deaths down to a tiny fraction of what they once
were. They've also done some pretty incredible work giving third world
farmers all the support they need to improve crop yields by a third or
more.
Posted by: bonhomme
Gates asked why he didn't just give it to the gov. Paraphrasing, "We want to get things done."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 13, 2020 07:04 PM (d/STv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2020 07:02 PM (WI7YS)
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Amen.
Posted by: SMH at March 13, 2020 07:03 PM (RU4sa)
Second that.
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 07:04 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Toad-O at March 13, 2020 07:03 PM (cct0t)
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Well, I'm not. I've seen his "workout" video.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 13, 2020 07:04 PM (WEBkv)
At the time, I thought he would be able to pull it out his ass and win.
Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at March 13, 2020 07:04 PM (JXKKq)
Wasn't there some strange goings-ons during the race with DeSantis? Like bribery with pricey tickets or something? Maybe it would be worth looking at again, might take on a whole new meaning.
Posted by: clutch cargo
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Yes, free tickets to Hamilton, comped by someone who wanted something. He used his brother as a go-between so he could say "Duh, I thought my brother just gave me a ticket." He had moves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 07:05 PM (G51Gf)
Unstable person was >
Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2020 07:05 PM (32YRo)
BUY.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March
Hey, do yo have specific issues other than first time kid you are worried over?
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 07:05 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Two Corinthians at March 13, 2020 07:05 PM (wbPZp)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 13, 2020 07:01 PM (WEBkv)
Yeah hate to say that's kind of where I landed on that. I mean it doesn't exactly take an active imagination.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 07:05 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 07:02 PM (NWiLs)
You forgot "politician"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2020 07:05 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2020 07:06 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 07:06 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2020 07:06 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Tuna at March 13, 2020 07:06 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 07:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: J Caesar at March 13, 2020 07:07 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 07:06 PM (E2o2V)
How many people did you have to fight for it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 07:07 PM (NWiLs)
560 Well, nose to the floor, posterior pointed to the ceiling?
So he's Muslim?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 07:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
Lol.
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 07:07 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Gillum backstage at a musical...
I think we all know what went down that night.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 13, 2020 07:07 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Tuna at March 13, 2020 07:06 PM (RueoN)
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I've heard 'em called "nooks"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 13, 2020 07:07 PM (CAJOC)
/ sigh
Posted by: not so
Heh, those I earned, and probably paid 10X...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 13, 2020 07:07 PM (d/STv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 07:07 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 07:05 PM (uEbPt)
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Well, I've actually seen it, though it was a gal trying to snort coke out of the carpeting where it had been spilled.
One of the most pathetic things I've ever witnessed.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 13, 2020 07:08 PM (WEBkv)
"Trump says you have to pray the COVID-19 away --- this is what happens when you have Trump and Pence in charge because they LTERALLY do not believe in science!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 07:08 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March
does scotts do anything more than just move shit around?
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 07:08 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 07:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 07:08 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 07:06 PM (E2o2V)
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*laughs at you from my throne of Charmin*
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 13, 2020 07:09 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 07:09 PM (SltdI)
Pacifiers are a bullshit technology with an Orwellian name. You should use them if you WANT to crank the Baby Rage up to 11. And why should it be otherwise? Imagine driving through at Mickey D's, opening your bag, and finding plastic facsimiles of the food you ordered
My sons were insulted by them. They figured out early "these have no F-ing MILK!!, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!!?" Actually enraged them.
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 07:09 PM (nRWPy)
I think we all know what went down that night.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 13, 2020 07:07 PM (SfYbS)"
He definitely knows how the be in the room where it happened.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2020 07:09 PM (icI8A)
Hey, do yo have specific issues other than first time kid you are worried over?
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 07:05 PM (HALdu)
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Other than the mob of panicked citizens that turned a routine store trip into an all-day ordeal that necessitated ordering a commonplace paper product from overseas, all because of a routine (if specifically novel) respiratory virus I'm good.
But the panic has me nervous. People need to chill the F out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2020 07:10 PM (bQe8/)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 07:10 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: morigu at March 13, 2020 07:10 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: EveR at March 13, 2020 07:11 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 07:11 PM (ZCEU2)
But the panic has me nervous. People need to chill the F out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March
You're smart, kids are tough, you guys are going to be good.
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 07:11 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Tears for Beers at March 13, 2020 07:11 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 06:41 PM (sHRjQ)
===
Side effects include anal leakage and other problems... but mostly..
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 07:15 PM (pw+jk)
I've been to many weddings. Gotten drunk at them. I mean, loads of times. Never once did I wake up in a hotel room with Honey Hammock, the cops, and several bags of meth.
Worst time I woke up sleeping on the beach with a drunken bridesmaid. And I thought, man that WAS wild. But it ain't Honeyhammock/meth wild. I mean, not even in the same ballpark.
Posted by: Seriously... at March 13, 2020 07:20 PM (+DS2f)
I've been to many weddings. Gotten drunk at them. I mean, loads of times. Never once did I wake up in a hotel room with Honey Hammock, the cops, and several bags of meth.
Worst time I woke up sleeping on the beach with a drunken bridesmaid. And I thought, man that WAS wild. But it ain't Honeyhammock/meth wild. I mean, not even in the same ballpark.
Posted by: Seriously... at March 13, 2020 07:20 PM (+DS2f)
Worst I ever did was pretty damned boring. I did fall asleep in a hotel room because I'd drunk too much (I didn't pass out, it was 2 am) but I was by myself, and when I woke up I was still in my tux. Yeah, party animal I am.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 07:32 PM (V2Yro)
BUY.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2020 07:01 PM (bQe8/)
LOL Glad you and Baby are getting a system!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 13, 2020 07:33 PM (/+bwe)
It's more like Naked Twister. Very sofisticated.
Posted by: The Guv'nor at March 13, 2020 07:46 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Porky at March 13, 2020 08:11 PM (j32gE)
Posted by: Mark Matis at March 13, 2020 08:18 PM (nZJej)
If there was a wedding...
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 13, 2020 10:03 PM (umBCo)
Because after all this is over with, he'll be lucky to qualify as a finalist for Hunter's "personal assistant".
Posted by: Benjifong45 at March 13, 2020 10:17 PM (0li+z)
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