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Former New York Times "Reporter" Jim Roberts Tweets, "The Dow Has Fallen 300 points Since Trump Started Speaking," Then Stealth-Deletes as Down Rises Nearly 10%, Nearly 2000 Points

i wish I could link the tweet for you -- but he's deleted it.

It used to be the tweet that led to this genius "serious question."

Update: Now he's deleted his "serious question," too.

Formerly, it read:

Serious question about drive-thru testing: What happens if you don't have a car?

— Jim Roberts (@nycjim)

...which sounds like a very bad Emo Philips joke, delivered by Nick Nolte on the sixth day of a detox dry-out.

Has this guy been partying with Andrew Gillum and HoneyHammock?

He started celebrating, immediately, that the Dow had a brief small fall. He claimed it was due to Trump's speech -- Without Evidence, as CNN would say.

As the Dow zoomed higher and higher, his grave-dancing tweet appeared premature.

So he just deleted it. He didn't explain why. He just zapped it, and hoped no one noticed.

Well, I did.

After deleting his tweet, he shifted tactics: He now acknowledge the markets were rising, but claimed this was because Trump was passing out various undeserved goodies to corporations:

If you weren't sure that was Roberts' intent, he then made it more clear when he retweeted Chris Hayes saying that Trump was just trying to "pump up" the market:

It finished +9.36%, plus 1,985.00 points.

When the market was (briefly) down, it was a "news" story for traitorous propagandist Jim Roberts -- a negative story for Trump.

Then it went up, and he deleted his prior tweet.

Then it went up still further, and he started painting the market's rise as a different news story -- but also a negative story for Trump.

The Enemy of the People.

Spit on them.

Update: Someone actually grabbed a picture of the tweet:

Someone got his "serious question" too:


Posted by: Ace at 04:15 PM




Comments

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1 Another non meep

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:15 PM (Vo68S)

2 Trump is The Master.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:15 PM (Vo68S)

3 Remember when the Left made us argue for 30 years that the media was "biased"?

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:16 PM (Vo68S)

4 Sad I missed the Trump presser

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 13, 2020 04:16 PM (y1UMU)

5
If you haven't figured it out, yet...

Fake News Wants Massive Layoffs.

That's what this ALL about.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:16 PM (L0EBd)

6 The Enemy of the People.


There is no doubt.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

7 Yeah, these assholes need to DIAF.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (L2ZTs)

8 They f*ck you at the drive thru!!!!

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (Vo68S)

9 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (KNsKs)

10 But can I get a test in the next 5 minutes! Can I? Can I?

Posted by: MSM bitch at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (e284m)

11 When the Burning Times come he will be remembered.

Posted by: Guzalot at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (Rz36l)

12 When folks talk about this being Obama's economy, *this* is the sort of thing they should be able to point to one single instance of.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (2ApLc)

13 Shoot them all, roll them in a ditch.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (8B6Ng)

14 Chris Hayes is not a very bright man, is he?-he's so blinded by his partisanship.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (WI7YS)

15 I heard Trump started catapulting reporters into the air and shouting pull for ceos to shoot at
True?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (y1UMU)

16 I've had such good experiences at drive through's!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (1ISKN)

17 Wonder if Robert's has a dick like a cashew or a peanut.


Trump Alpha terrifies them so they shoot and throw feces.

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (nRWPy)

18 What about the stupid bint who demanded to know if all Americans can be tested by Sunday evening?

PDT put her some knowledge about Barry's handling of swine flu.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

19 Fed agencies are incompetent and little gets done quickly: TRUMP DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE! HE'S BOTCHING THE RESPONSE.

Direct and coordinate massive (and expensive) response from industry: TRUMP DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE! HE'S JUST PUMPING UP STOCKS!

Fuck. Them. All.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (hYcqw)

20 Sad I missed the Trump presser
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 13, 2020 04:16 PM (y1UMU)

Worth watching

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (Vo68S)

21 2 Trump is The Master.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:15 PM (Vo68S)

Sho'Nuff

Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (UnA8+)

22 Astonishing....to you maybe, Chris.

Posted by: BignJames at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (X/Pw5)

23 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

24 Serious question about drive-thru testing: What happens if you don't have a car?

Why stop there? What about people without legs? What the fuck is this administration doing for paraplegics with conronavirus?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (ppBhU)

25 We're coming for the "journalists"! Yowza!

Posted by: The Danse Macabre Guys at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (RD7QR)

26 Alternate Headline:


Trump Fights Back Latest Overthrow Attempt, Using American Corporate Leaders as his Shock Troops!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (sy5kK)

27 BRAVE REPORTERS DEMAND ANSWERS, FAIL TO UNDERSTAND QUESTIONS

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (oVJmc)

28 On the good news front the reporters are all packed together and passing a microphone hand to hand.

I'm not saying I hope they all get sick, I'm not not saying it either.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (ZLI7S)

29 Journalists are known to spread viruses. They need to be quarantined.

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (nRWPy)

30 Another lithper asking a question.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (ufFY8)

31 I pray this virus winds down to nothing soon, and the American people never forget or forgive the press.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

32 So, give us a firm time for how long we can panic that we can criticize you for if you're wrong.

Thank you.

Posted by: MSM leading questioner at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (e284m)

33
Fake News is still demanding a specific timeline and specific numbers. Still trying to create a fake panic for "respirators" and "tests."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (L0EBd)

34 Pathetic... People are concerned about these "big American companies" having toilet paper...Not some stupid ass Gov. agency

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (5bxa0)

35 I said this business-WH alliance would enrage them.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (H8QX8)

36 @chrislhayes

This is BIZARRE. Just a roll call of Big Important American Businesses.

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (cF8AT)

37 Eff the Left.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (TdMsT)

38 10 But can I get a test in the next 5 minutes! Can I? Can I?
Posted by: MSM bitch at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (e284m)

Crazy

Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (ONvIw)

39 The press are buffoons.

There is no value to any of the question these retards are asking, zero.

They demonstrate every day, in every way, that they are simply Democrat apparatchiks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (FVrDO)

40 Americans retirements get back on track, so Chris Hayes gets butthurt.

Poster child for men NOT swallowing man jizz.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

41
Yeah, so, what's wrong with pumping up American companies right now? You gonna make your own toilet paper?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (G51Gf)

42 Yeah, markets do well when uncertainty is low. Unfortunately, Dems don't. Media minions assemble.

Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (MmFTx)

43
14 Chris Hayes is not a very bright man, is he?



Xhe's a man?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

44 Older and Busted-er: The growth is due to Obama's policies finally kicking in exactly as he planned because he's so dreamy, I mean smart.

Old and Busted: This bear market is due to Trump being a big orange doody head and this is the prole's comeuppance.

New Hotness: The market is volatile and that's worse than down.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (3sOO0)

45 20 Sad I missed the Trump presser
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 13, 2020 04:16 PM (y1UMU)


It lives in the internet forever.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (sy5kK)

46 I left Trump with a fundamentally strong economy. You should be thanking me.

Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (Tnijr)

47 I'm gambling on the dip not lasting too long now. I'm going to ride it down if it does because I don't want to miss it going back up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (2ApLc)

48 That tweet will find its way back.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (vEIlU)

49 Seriously. Day of the rope sees most all journalists go first.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (SENHs)

50 Respirators, we have a respirator gap!!!

Mr. President what are you going to do?
We must have respirators.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (lfdhp)

51 I was wrong.

I didn't think there was enough Emulex left from Mueller and impeachment for these idiots to scrape together to blow up their stupid faces again.

It appears they have the technology.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (Boy/L)

52 39 Trump understands this which is why he always takes questions.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (KNsKs)

53 Oh what will rid us of this Golden Scalp Weasel?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (hLRSq)

54 It's so nice to hear this team giving Trump kudos and working well together.

See that Dems?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (vEIlU)

55 Tami, you should re-post Julie Kelly's tweet of the Never Trumpers.

That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

56 Oh they're going with "bizarre" for this one.

It's always either "chaos" or "bizarre".

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (Vo68S)

57 I like this Fauci guy. He has the right balance of awareness and calm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (gd9RK)

58 Truuumph ees Poomping it uop.

Posted by: Hans and Franz at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (Orx/W)

59 >>>48 That tweet will find its way back.


I hope so, but then, who reads this guy? I only knew of the tweet because someone sent me the "what about people without cars" "serious question."

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (PbpT7)

60 This is clearly not chaos. So it's bizarre.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (Vo68S)

61 Well, c'mon, Ace, be better.

It's going to take him a little while to find out what's wrong with this new development.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (DuZls)

62 Dow didn't seem to think it was bizarre.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Vo68S)

63 Even my leftist friends are getting pissed as shit...

...at the media.

Posted by: Two Weeks From LOLGF at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (+dsLj)

64 23 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)


Sponge!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (TdMsT)

65 And still, Chris Hayes has not answered that all important question:

"Is Hotdog Sandwich?"


I need to go find the link to race's post on Hayes and his hotdog fetish and just post that to every Hayes tweet. That was a classic post.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (whGSy)

66 Dr just said that 4% of South Koreans who had respiratory illness had Covad19.

That means 96% of those with respiratory illness did NOT have Covad19.

Flu season, people.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (sy5kK)

67 Since this is Ace's thread and anyway I am responding to a sidebar post. Sloth recipes. Sloth veal and regular. Take out the space before tiny.


https:// tinyurl.com/tzawhum



Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (sjdRT)

68 57
I like this Fauci guy. He has the right balance of awareness and calm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (gd9RK)

and a little contempt for the media.

Posted by: Hans and Franz at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Orx/W)

69 Hello? Just like the chick said, we are in the midst of our NORMAL respiratory ailment season.

Good grief, dumbass reporters....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (ufFY8)

70 I got survey from AT&T today and my hunch is a lot of people answered it similarly. One of the questions was to name three words that describe your opinion of AT&T.

1 - seditious
2 - anti-American
3 - corrupt

Based solely on their ownership of CNN but that speaks volumes.

Posted by: DanMan at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (XTiHL)

71 15 I heard Trump started catapulting reporters into the air and shouting pull for ceos to shoot at
True?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (y1UMU)

The journalists are revolting?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (RD7QR)

72 Ace, not race.

My typing fingers have Coronavirus!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (whGSy)

73 Are the media imbeciles wearing face masks?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Uu+Jp)

74 I think spitting on someone is the ultimate insult, really. I'm against it. It appalls me.

I would spit on these people.

They're disgusting.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

75 Good thing I'm not Prez, I'd have waded out into the press pool and got in her face.

Jane you ignorant slut!
You know, you don't LOOK as stupid as you must be. Were you listening at all to the press conference?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (e284m)

76 96% of Koreans tested Did Not have Wuhan virus,
they had some other type of illness.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (lfdhp)

77 It was BIZARRE that FDR asked Ford, Chrysler, and GM to build stuff during World War II.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Boy/L)

78
Still waiting for my White House press credentials...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (pS94+)

79 dow futures up 2K

schwang

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (rpxSz)

80 @chrislhayes

This is BIZARRE. Just a roll call of Big Important American Businesses.
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++
@joemannixnotacop
This is PROMISING. A roll call of Big Important American Businesses with massive domain expertise in manufacturing, distribution and supply chain management, distributed physical plant, personnel management and customer service!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (hYcqw)

81 I don't know about you but I just assume everybody involved in the media is a child molesting drug abuser. It explains everything about them to my satisfaction.

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ldmQR)

82
Office lefty said the same thing. He's killing the market. Good call.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (mpeBU)

83 I like this Fauci guy. He has the right balance of awareness and calm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (gd9RK)


The older lady doc, too. She's very calm and reasonable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

84 That's Dr. Hanzhu from Lost

Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (Y9uNK)

85 Pence is a Camry, Trump is a Lexus. Both are utterly reliable and trustworty.

Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (bCLt0)

86 Flu season, people.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (sy5kK)

And a variety of rhinoviruses. Wuflu mania needs lithium

Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ONvIw)

87 I heard Trump started catapulting reporters into the air and shouting pull for ceos to shoot at

Talk about a boner lasting more than 4 hours!

Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ZGrMX)

88 How can this turd not know who Dr. Fauci is?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ZLI7S)

89 Trump has made this a very pro-business news conference. And the markets seem to approve.

so this is where they landed

This is what Schumer and Pelosi and the rest of the scum have been trying to hammer on about. That all Trump cares about is the stock market.

So this is where they landed. What's next?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (vEIlU)

90 96% of Koreans tested Did Not have Wuhan virus,
they had some other type of illness.


Gagnam Style.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (Boy/L)

91 LOL @babylonbee: CNN ratings collapse as coronavirus fears empty airports.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (8B6Ng)

92 Sponge!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (TdMsT)


{{{{Ladyl}}}}

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

93 It is funny how everyone wants to come to America, isn't it?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ufFY8)

94 78
Still waiting for my White House press credentials...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (pS94+)


Please oh please oh please....

Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (TdMsT)

95 28 On the good news front the reporters are all packed together and passing a microphone hand to hand.

I'm not saying I hope they all get sick, I'm not not saying it either.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (ZLI7S)



Oooooo! Diabolical! Perhaps they will have to shutdown newsrooms and studios.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (hLRSq)

96 Don't worry I'm sure there is no corona virus in the barrel....

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (KNsKs)

97 Speak up, Mr. Flintstone

Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (Y9uNK)

98 I'd like to throw a shoe at Jimmy Acosta.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

99 kahall, just, Dude!!!

Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (bCLt0)

100 Kahall to the barrell. STAT

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (sjdRT)

101 Oh boy... barrel time

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (5bxa0)

102 Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (fq7/e)

Free Corona in the barrel. In you go.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (6u5tB)

103 Im actually amazed at some of the Trump hating people I know, blaming the media and not him for the hysteria. Their lives have been disrupted and portfolios wrecked. There's some real anger here and it's not being directed at him.

Posted by: Two Weeks From LOLGF at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (+dsLj)

104 Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (fq7/e)

The barrel awaits.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (8B6Ng)

105 Roast Beef for Sale!

Posted by: MSM twit at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (e284m)

106 Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (fq7/e)

Come say hi!

Posted by: The Barrel at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

107
The Enemy of the People.

Spit on them.

Posted by: Ace


I bite my thumb at them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (aKsyK)

108 We did just bleach the Barrel.

Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (ABjxW)

109 I like this Fauci guy. He has the right balance of awareness and calm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (gd9RK)

and a little contempt for the media.
Posted by: Hans and Franz



Yes! That's the umami in the flavor profile.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (gd9RK)

110 8 They f*ck you at the drive thru!!!!
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (Vo68S)


Damn it!

where are the fries?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (sy5kK)

111 Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (fq7/e)
---
The BLOG HAS CAUGHT THE VIRUS!!!

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (DuZls)

112

Christ Almighty,
Why are some of you still using Microsoft Internet Explorer 5??

It's 20fucking20.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (L0EBd)

113 don't know who kahall is but hey bud, tell us how you like the barrel

Posted by: DanMan at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (XTiHL)

114 Holy Wuhu Flu. That was a hell of a barrel.

Sadly, it's contaminated with all sorts of things.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (ptqGC)

115 i'm all about the drive thru.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (0O7c5)

116 Blow up on aisle 84!!!!! LOL

Posted by: Scuba Dude at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (WsJuq)

117 35 I said this business-WH alliance would enrage them.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (H8QX


Trump saying "Good Morning" enrages them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (hLRSq)

118 Interesting that he calls on OAN (One America Network).

Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (11H2y)

119 What a dumb question. Fauchi just about called him stupid.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (CqE5x)

120 Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (fq7/e)


Well done.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (Orx/W)

121 The genius of Trump is he allows his enemies to make utter fools of themselves.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (KNsKs)

122 Please Trump...end this presser. These people aren't journalist....they're actively working against you.

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (cF8AT)

123 well i'll rhymes with spit on them. don't want to waste my precious saliva

Posted by: The Pudding at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (UPp47)

124 Barrel time. Nom nom nom.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (SENHs)

125 Heh. Found it, March 13, 2015:

And Now a Polite and High-Minded Conversation With Chris Hayes In Which We Discuss The Important Matters of The Day As Well as His Future With MSNBC.


http://ace.mu.nu/archives/355499.php

Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (whGSy)

126 Dr. Fauci,

why does white paint turn gray when you add black ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (rpxSz)

127 I just assume any story from the MSM concerning Trump is a lie. Right 99% of the time.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (o2MD2)

128 2 Chinese questions back to back.

Reporters are going to get paid.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (sy5kK)

129 Someone met the Barrel.
That post was almost as long as the gain in the DOW.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (ufFY8)

130 8/10

Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (Y9uNK)

131 DR. FAUST WORKS FOR TRUMP! DEVILISH EVILS IN WHITE HOUSE!

Posted by: Tomorrow's headline at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (ldmQR)

132 Poor reporter just found out it sucks to get old.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (1ISKN)

133 kahall you have tested positive for barrel.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (Boy/L)

134

Why are some of you still writing your 'ments in a separate program and then pasting them in the box??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (L0EBd)

135 The markets have been too volatile for me, but I need to figure out how to get back in without too much exposure. Too much money being missed out on, regardless of direction.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (iXLUu)

136 @joemannixnotacop
This is PROMISING. A roll call of Big Important American Businesses with massive domain expertise in manufacturing, distribution and supply chain management, distributed physical plant, personnel management and customer service!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (hYcqw)


This is a mic drop.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

137 "LsdException Locked="false" Priority="47" N

Posted by: kahall"

Aint no Lsd in the barrel kahll. Maybe some ergot if your are lucky.

Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (Tnijr)

138 121 What a dumb question. Fauchi just about called him stupid.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (CqE5x)


One of these days the masses will figure it out.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (lfdhp)

139 Who's the fat AA bint? PDT just told her it was a "nasty question."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

140

Abby normal


true
true
true

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (aKsyK)

141
How can this turd not know who Dr. Fauci is?
Posted by: JackStraw

=======

I'm glad they embarrassed him on the spot.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (G51Gf)

142 The Enemy of the People.

Spit on them.


aye

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (vEIlU)

143 "...which sounds like a very bad Emo Philips joke..."
Bite your tongue!Emo Philips doesn't have bad jokes.

Posted by: Man_in_PA at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (LwJXf)

144 77
It was BIZARRE that FDR asked Ford, Chrysler, and GM to build stuff during World War II.

indeed. it coulda just been done by new york state prisoners.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (sGtp+)

145 The NYT has spent most of the week repeating Chinese propaganda, so this sort of idiocy is a nice humor break in the otherwise monotonous drumbeat of All The Sedition We Can Fit In Print.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (NVYyb)

146 Who is this chick with the "nasty question?"

Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (MmFTx)

147 Who's the fat AA bint? PDT just told her it was a "nasty question."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
PBS. Your tax dollars at shirk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (hYcqw)

148 They f*ck you at the drive thru!!!!
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (Vo68S)


Damn it!

where are the fries?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (sy5kK)
---
Ah'm okay with that, but they should at least give me the fries.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (DuZls)

149 You got rid of the diversity team! OMG!!!!!

HAH!!!!!!! zap that bitch Don!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (e284m)

150 ...and "its a nasty question."
And i like how he shut down the next yammering gotcha question.

Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (11H2y)

151
"Well, I just think it's a nasty question."

YES.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (G51Gf)

152 hahahahahahahaha DemTARDS Hardest Hit

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (Onvp1)

153 On the origin of the virus: We know where it came from.

Oh PBS, good grief.
PDT: I think that was a nasty question.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (ufFY8)

154 Who was THAT cuunt?

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

155 Yikes! I think that's a nasty question!!!!
Go PDJT!

Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (oGBso)

156 All the presstitutes want to do is argue with PDT.


Such a pack of hyenas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

157

Trump loves to fight. He's fighting the media. Good.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (vEIlU)

158
This virus is going to peter out very soon. The Dems banked on it lasting for 6 more months.

This is going to be like Trump releasing the Ukraine call transcript x 1,000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (pS94+)

159 Disrespectful, as usual

Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (Y9uNK)

160 Bitch. Throw Pelosi under the bus PDT.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (Orx/W)

161 shut
her
down

sweet

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (e284m)

162 so Mr Pres, a government agency was reorganized, blah blah, what do you think of that?


I just think it is a nasty question..........

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (sy5kK)

163 Oh PBS, good grief.
PDT: I think that was a nasty question.


What was the question?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (5bxa0)

164 LMAO:
You used to be with another newspaper, these things happen.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (ufFY8)

165


Wow, citing the Chinese ministry of propaganda's attempt to blame US for the Wuhan, Trump just waives it away. Not taking the opportunity to hit China, he must have ripped Xi about that shit earlier.

Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (SFOr6)

166 Not watching the news but have only been going to OAN when I do.

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (ZCEU2)

167 The markets have been too volatile for me, but I need to figure out how to get back in without too much exposure. Too much money being missed out on, regardless of direction.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (iXLUu)

--

Look at the time-based mutual funds. VTIVX* is one, but I'm sure other companies offer similar products. You choose when you want it to mature and it goes from risky to conservative based on that window of time.

* full disclosure I use and like Vanguard

Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (2ApLc)

168 breaking news


Outbreak of the barrel flu on the AOS

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (rpxSz)

169
Yeah, so, what's wrong with pumping up American companies right now? You gonna make your own toilet paper?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (G51Gf)








We should make a Great Leap Forward by having people start a cottage industry of home-made toilet paper! Brilliant!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (EGyGV)

170 Note: with this action today, Trump stomped up and down on that pathetic little speech by Biden yesterday. It's already forgotten.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)

171 139 Who's the fat AA bint? PDT just told her it was a "nasty question."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (ptqGC)



I'm on the White House feed and as I was reading your post the bint came up. I gotta lag feed.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (lfdhp)

172 Some bullshit office that Obama created got canned, they prob didn't do shit anyway.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (1ISKN)

173 Hellooooooo

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (Vo68S)

174 mmm Spain

Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (Y9uNK)

175 ...which sounds like a very bad Emo Philips joke, delivered by Nick Nolte on the sixth day of a detox dry-out.
---
You know nothing of Emo Phillips.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (DuZls)

176 I'm reminded of the Sara Huckabee 'bad lip syncing' video with that dummy with the glasses on his head asking why old people are being so vunnable

Posted by: DanMan at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (XTiHL)

177 I approve of the latin lady in green

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (Vo68S)

178 Hello blondie!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (1ISKN)

179 What was the question?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (5bxa0)
+++++++++++++
"You disbanded the White House Pandemic Office. Members of that group say this delayed response. Do you take responsibility?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (hYcqw)

180 Act Blue is doing the foreign national credit card donation scam that Obama did. They accept donations to Biden's campaign with only a credit card number and expiration. No name or address verification.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (dNzKv)

181 Green shirt girl has a big nose but a really charming accent and nice tits.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (gd9RK)

182 @seanmdav 1 minute ago

MoreSean Davis Retweeted Chris Hayes

Left-wing media turned on a dime from screaming Trump wasn't doing anything to having a meltdown that he's working with the private sector to screen and test to slow the spread of the Wuhan virus.

Their derangement is driven entirely by politics.

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (cF8AT)

183 What was the question?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (5bxa0)

Some WH rapid response team/whatever was disbanded and people left. Do you take responsibility for this and the delays it caused, blah blah blah....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (ufFY8)

184 I see that Israel may be ready to produce the Coronavirus vaccine soon

So... Israel is going to save the world, and the saved world will go back to demanding that Israel be wiped off the map

Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (qAR6u)

185 Nobody should give a shit about what the DOW dies. The MFM likes to tout it as being some kind of indicator of th health of the economy. It may have been that
a long long time ago but it is essentially useless now.

Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (mpXpK)

186 Pan back a little.

Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (Y9uNK)

187
Who is this chick with the "nasty question?"

Posted by: no good deed



PBS Fake Newshour

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (L0EBd)

188 Tell us the future! how long will this last!
We think you're an idiot, but tell us!

You mean we don't know for how long?
Oh my!

Posted by: MSM at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (e284m)

189 sick a Honey Badger on their Honey Hammocks

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (RKQ/v)

190 Sounds like PBS has too much funds on their hands... ;p

Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (W+kMI)

191 154 Who was THAT cuunt?

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

the future AOC

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (rpxSz)

192 Green dress reporter from Spain, hubba hubba!

Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (w7KSn)

193
I got an email from an investment company talking about their business continuity plans to get through the Coronavirus. Business continuity? Have that many people in the company died from the virus? Get a grip

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (mpeBU)

194 This virus is going to peter out very soon. The Dems banked on it lasting for 6 more months.



This is going to be like Trump releasing the Ukraine call transcript x 1,000.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM

---

Yes they did. They thought they had Trump this time.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (JUOKG)

195 This virus is going to peter out very soon. The Dems banked on it lasting for 6 more months.

This is going to be like Trump releasing the Ukraine call transcript x 1,000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (pS94+)

I agree

Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (CqE5x)

196 Former New York Times "Reporter" Jim Roberts Tweets, "The Dow Has Fallen 300 points Since Trump Started Speaking,"
That's a million points for each American!

Posted by: Ripley at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (MxEKc)

197 Dr just said that 4% of South Koreans who had respiratory illness had Covad19.

--

I heard on the radio that they've also reached the other side of the bell curve and the cases are dying down. I don't know the details nor have I researched it myself, but it's almost like the flu in flu season or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (2ApLc)

198 What was the question?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (5bxa0)


Some department abruptly left or was shutdown and they were pissing about being fired. She claimed that loss of people caused a slow response to the virus. "What do you say to that?"

She was obnoxious and he shut her down, rightfully so.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

199 They really do want a shooting war don't they?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (L78vw)

200
This is PROMISING. A roll call of Big Important American Businesses with massive domain expertise in manufacturing, distribution and supply chain management, distributed physical plant, personnel management and customer service!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Yesterday a guy on Fox Business was calling for a "Manhattan Project" (they're always demanding a Manhattan Project for something) consisting of Elon Musk, Bill Gates and others to come up with a testing plan for all.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (aKsyK)

201 To the Barrel and Far Away

When the Barrel calls me I must go
To squat and cry my tale of woe
And all of me wants to stray
Over the hills and far away.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (hLRSq)

202


Passing around a single microphone for people to put right next to their mouth during an epidemic that transmits via breath alone.

BRILLIANT! Infect the Press with each other's own germs.

Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (SFOr6)

203 The markets have been too volatile for me, but I need to figure out how to get back in without too much exposure. Too much money being missed out on, regardless of direction.

*****************

Im planning to go long by investing in ETFs, I think its the most sensible and easiest way to invest and just stick with it for a year.

For example there's an airlines ETF that indexes most of the airline stocks called JETS (lol). Very easy, low expense ratios, just buy and hold. You wont make AS much money as going all in on a single stock, but you will make money.

Posted by: Two Weeks From LOLGF at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (+dsLj)

204 177 I approve of the latin lady in green
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (Vo68S)


You like retards?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (eqpxU)

205 Wow, citing the Chinese ministry of propaganda's attempt to blame US for the Wuhan, Trump just waives it away. Not taking the opportunity to hit China, he must have ripped Xi about that shit earlier.
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (SFOr6)

I thing that's one that fits in the category of "too stoopid to even bother about." It's on par with the Joo Weather Machine that Iran likes to talk about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

206 nice green outfit.
Meow for the blonde.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (ufFY8)

207 S

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (lQCm0)

208 I feel sorry for HHS Alex Azar

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (LWu6U)

209 I keep saying: Trump should exclude political reporters from these press conferences about coronavirus, and insist that only SCIENCE and MEDICAL "reporters" will be permitted.

What could be the media's objection to that, without blowing their cover that this is only a Get Trump Political Operation and not about informing the public at all?

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

210 Lady of Spain

Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (bCLt0)

211 My crazy lefty sister has not been heard from since Herr Drumpf gave his "get tested at Walmart" speech and announced his Disease Symptoms website, all actions dedicated to flattening the death curve she's been obsessing over.

Could it be she is finally satisfied? Will someone volunteer to call her and find out?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (NVYyb)

212 169


Yeah, so, what's wrong with pumping up American companies right now? You gonna make your own toilet paper?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (G51Gf)

















We should make a Great Leap Forward by having people start a cottage industry of home-made toilet paper! Brilliant!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (EGyGV)


ITS FUNNY CAUSE BARKY BAILED OUT THE AUTO INDUSTRY UNIONS AND SCREWED THE BOND HOLDERS FOR VOTES ALONE AND THEY ALL APPLAUDED

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (e7uZP)

213 Sundown Joe's brain would explode if he ever faced a hostile press conference. Not that that's a possibility.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

214 184 I see that Israel may be ready to produce the Coronavirus vaccine soon

So... Israel is going to save the world, and the saved world will go back to demanding that Israel be wiped off the map
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (qAR6u)


Saw link somewhere on MEMRI maybe that some Muzzy said he'd rather take his chances with the virus than get an injection made by Jews.

For real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (pS94+)

215 181
Green shirt girl has a big nose but a really charming accent and nice tits.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (gd9RK)

Finally, a salient comment.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (Orx/W)

216 Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (qAR6u)

So in other words; just another friday.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (n2tE8)

217 TRUMP CALLS ITALY IMPOTENT WOPS!

Posted by: Tomorrow's headline at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (ldmQR)

218 What was the question?

Basically, do you think disbanding the US pandemic response team was the dumbest thing ever and are you directly responsible for the spread of coronavirus?

Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (MmFTx)

219 This guy is worried about the soy futures

Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (Y9uNK)

220 Yesterday a guy on Fox Business was calling for a "Manhattan Project" (they're always demanding a Manhattan Project for something) consisting of Elon Musk, Bill Gates and others to come up with a testing plan for all.

Yeah, fuck those guys. Doing it with WM, Target, CVS, Walgreens, etc, etc is much more likely to succeed.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (ZGrMX)

221 FU Chris Hayes.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (wiXsO)

222 Sometimes I wish that Trump would kick over the lectern to reveal a 50-caliber machine gun, and just open up on the press pool.


Posted by: Toad-O at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (cct0t)

223 Roberts and Hayes just jealous that they don't have enough prescience to buy into the rise.

Creeps. Chrissy Wallace was a total jerk in lead up to the conference.

Reporter asking about POTUS exposure to Brazilian with COVID is an idiot. Trump has already said that he has consulted with his docs. and Dr. Berks notes that most taking the test with symptoms do NOT have COVID

Posted by: groovygirl at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (ybC9u)

224 My opinion of my 'fellow man' has plummeted far more than the stock market in the last month.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

225 LoL. I don't get the barrel thing but I can just imagine. Was there something about a barrel, probably not. Explain.

I pasted form word is all I know which usually works ok.

Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (fq7/e)

226 Baldi wants to quarantine the Prez.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (lfdhp)

227 Green shirt girl has a big nose but a really charming accent and nice tits.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (gd9RK)

Finally, a salient comment.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (Orx/W)

Where was she from?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (CqE5x)

228 195 This virus is going to peter out very soon. The Dems banked on it lasting for 6 more months.

This is going to be like Trump releasing the Ukraine call transcript x 1,000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (pS94+)

I agree
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (CqE5x)

yup

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (sy5kK)

229 217 TRUMP CALLS ITALY IMPOTENT WOPS!
Posted by: Tomorrow's headline at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (ldmQR)


Ba fangoul! Dagos!

- - Impotent Goombahs

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (pS94+)

230 What is with all these bald homo reporters asking gotchas?

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (ldmQR)

231
Who was THAT cuunt?

Posted by: Sponge

======

Can't remember her name right now, but he once said "racist question" to her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (G51Gf)

232 This virus is going to peter out very soon. The Dems banked on it lasting for 6 more months.

This is going to be like Trump releasing the Ukraine call transcript x 1,000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


When it does, a lot of friends and acquaintances are gonna be tasting my ass for a long time.

I am tired of trying to talk them down off the lefge when they got up there on nothing more than the media.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (yX09K)

233 As the Dow zoomed higher and higher, his grave-dancing tweet appeared premature.

___________



"That wasn't the only thing that was premature when the market and other things started going down in the Cuckshed IYKWWMAWTYD." -- #NeverTrump cucks

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (URVjl)

234 Not everyone swaps bodily fluids with every man they meet like you reporters do!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (1ISKN)

235 Basically, do you think disbanding the US pandemic response team was the dumbest thing ever and are you directly responsible for the spread of coronavirus?

We have a pandemic response AGENCY. It's the CDC.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (Boy/L)

236 >>>230 What is with all these bald homo reporters asking gotchas?


what about your gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafessssssssssss?

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (PbpT7)

237 181
Green shirt girl has a big nose but a really charming accent and nice tits.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (gd9RK)


Also the IQ of a turnip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (eqpxU)

238 The Coronavirus is so deadly Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are tweeting selfies and their quarantine playlist.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (L78vw)

239 Yes they did. They thought they had Trump this time.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (JUOKG)

They always do.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (Vo68S)

240 When's the last time you heard "Ukraine !!!!!" ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (rpxSz)

241 227
Green shirt girl has a big nose but a really charming accent and nice tits.



Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (gd9RK)



Finally, a salient comment.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (Orx/W)



Where was she from?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (CqE5x)

I believe mainly in the plain of Spain.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (ufFY8)

242 I love how he moves on when the press dummies won't shut up, you can hear their voices trailing away as the mics are pulled away.

Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (oGBso)

243 I pasted form word is all I know which usually works ok.
Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (fq7/e)
---
And occasionally does the opposite of ok.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (DuZls)

244 214

Saw link somewhere on MEMRI maybe that some Muzzy said he'd rather take his chances with the virus than get an injection made by Jews.

For real.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (pS94+)


So, more good news.

Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (bCLt0)

245 My what a POSH accent !

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (koNhm)

246 She hates Trump. She loved Hillary. Cordelia

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (Vo68S)

247 Where's Jm J Acosta?

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

248 Why are they beating a dead horse?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (CqE5x)

249 I'm sorry but this is ridiculous....end it now.

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (cF8AT)

250 "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it." - Agent K
True of the TP hoarders, somewhat less true of the press. At least the first part.

Posted by: OSL at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (wNww/)

251 Ms Plummy Accent

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (+fPHo)

252 Green shirt girl has a big nose but a really charming accent and nice tits.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (gd9RK)



That's Sharon Goodstein, chick I dated in junior high who also had a voice like Abigail van Buren and Shirley Chisholm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (pS94+)

253 Green shirt girl has a big nose but a really charming accent and nice tits.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


Big nose! Big nose!

Wood eye?

--- just the punchline

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (Y4EXg)

254 Do the media get tested for COVID-19 before entering a press conference?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

255 "You said people coming home from Europe should self-quarantine, but you aren't doing it yourself after having been in a room with someone with the virus."

Really, Playing the "I know you are but what am I" card on the president? Sometimes you don't have the damn luxury and you take the risk to get the ball moved.

I hate them all so much. I want the press destroyed. We need a press. We don't need this press.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (hYcqw)

256 Green shirt girl has a big nose but a really charming accent and nice tits.

-

Also the IQ of a turnip.

-

That's not always a horrible thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (2ApLc)

257

kahall, you don't get to post anymore in this thread and are "in the barrel" for not knowing enough to NEVER POST FROM WORD

Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (SFOr6)

258 But I'd prefer green shirt girl...

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (koNhm)

259 Trolls.

Crickets.

Where ya at, idiots?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (Boy/L)

260 Do have OAN on now
Was that guy implying a picture op automatically makes you likely to get the virus and woman now.

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (ZCEU2)

261 I like this Fauci guy. He has the right balance of awareness and calm.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


He went through a lot of Hell during the 80's, during the panic of the HIV/AIDS crisis. He was blamed for a lot of terrible things that were not his fault.

This is not his first rodeo, by a long shot.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (vcOmj)

262 FYNQ

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (+fPHo)

263 Be sweet if he finished up and said

"Everyone with me has been vaccinated. None of you press people have.
I personally wiped snot on every chair you're sitting in.
I have the virus, have a nice weekend."

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (e284m)

264 Shut the fvck up you moron.

Where were these idiots when 12k Americans died from the swine flu?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (8B6Ng)

265 Omg. "Are you being selfish by not being tested?"


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

266 Jim Roberts? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Jim Roberts at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (vtcmf)

267 239 Yes they did. They thought they had Trump this time.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (JUOKG)

They always do.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (Vo68S)

Trump is Br'er Fox.

Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (bCLt0)

268 Trump should ask some of these ass wipes "are you stuck on stupid?"

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (5bxa0)

269 Tony Stark kneeling at the rope line.

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (ldmQR)

270 Are you selfish for not being tested? Seriously. This is a clown show.

Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (MmFTx)

271 I have the feeling this might peter out in a month or two then the Democrats and the Media (but I repeat myself) will have to find something else to scream about.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (4q/mG)

272 Who is the ultra-cunt in the orange dress?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (hYcqw)

273 Trump has cooties.

Posted by: Bitch in a red dress at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (lfdhp)

274 TRUMP CALLS ITALY IMPOTENT WOPS!


'Ineffective Spaghetti-Monkeys'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (oVJmc)

275 OK they are trying to force Trump to self quarantine and he is jumping down their throats.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (JUOKG)

276 Will you let us know if you have been tested ?


evah heard of Hippa

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (rpxSz)

277 This chick on the red dress is an idiot.

Posted by: bluebell at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (/669Q)

278 Oh my goodness these people are obnoxious.

He should just walk away.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

279 Idiot.

Markets were rising all day, were about +1000 when Trump started his speech.

So this was a market correction after yesterday.

After Trump's speech they went up another +1000, that was entirely due to the speech.

So he is wrong in both directions. The markets were going up without the "giveaways". And they went up higher from the speech.

Well done cupcake, it is a rare gift to be wrong in two different directions at the same time.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (PHotS)

280 I like that people will be able to return their toilet paper in the same place they can get their Covid testing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (2ApLc)

281 Another dumb twat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (eqpxU)

282 are you being selfish?

Come here dear and give me a little kiss

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (e284m)

283 The media are scum.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (axyOa)

284


"My second question..." Brrrrripppppp

LOL

That's what you get for being rude.

Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (SFOr6)

285 Lesbo.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (1ISKN)

286 "I pasted form word is all I know which usually works ok."
You mess up the blog, you get in the barrel. You stay in the barrel until someone else messes up the blog.
While in the barrel, do not touch anything. Especially yourself.


Also, stay away from the bung hole.

Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (Tnijr)

287 OK, time to call the press conference...the press trolls getting the front of the question line.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (W+kMI)

288 They really want Trump to have the virus!

Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (CqE5x)

289 jeez, now they are on the Virus thing. They are trying to make him out to be a liar.
"Are you being selfish?"
Jeez, what a fucking c***.
and 'why can't we all be tested right this second?" I don't know how they don't just break out a fire hose and blast these assholes off the lawn.


Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (11H2y)

290 I'm watching the President's press conference now... He's doing outstanding work wrangling the assholes in the pit!

Bravo!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (7WaWV)

291 Omg. "Are you being selfish by not being tested?"



If he were being tested, they would think he's being selfish as well.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

292 @285 "Lesbo"?

I believe the technical term is "man."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (koNhm)

293
Who was THAT cuunt?

Posted by: Sponge

=======

Found it. Her name's Yamiche Alcindor. She's on MSNBC all the time. I can't wait for her report today.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (G51Gf)

294 Dummy in an orange dress is determined to give PDJT a test, personally.

Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (oGBso)

295 Did any of these stupid twats listen to what they actually said?

They already answered all of these question.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (eqpxU)

296 The MSM knows nothing but gotcha questions do they?

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (ZCEU2)

297 Well how the fuck would one get to the hospital?

Jesus these people.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

298 Will you let us know if you have been tested ?

When Joe Biden does.

For dementia.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (Boy/L)

299 I like this Fauci guy. He has the right balance of awareness and calm.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


He went through a lot of Hell during the 80's, during the panic of the HIV/AIDS crisis. He was blamed for a lot of terrible things that were not his fault.



Oh, interesting. I did not know that. It makes sense.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (gd9RK)

300 If he were being tested, they would think he's being selfish as well.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (oVJmc)
++++++++++++
Yes. This is becoming transparent and obvious to the point of tedium.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (hYcqw)

301 I hope Obama is curled up in Richard Branson's arms crying his heart out right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

302 Test test test test

Their little minds are in overdrive.

I told you this would be the new bat they'd use after having broken the others.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (+fPHo)

303 All the people laughing and shitting all over Pence because he "doesn't believe in science" should be ashamed of themselves after today...but they won't be.

Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (MmFTx)

304 The irony is the press thinks they look Good , doing this.

Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (bCLt0)

305 Part of my personal protection plan is to not eat any vegetables that are not made of meat.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (Uu+Jp)

306 TRUMP CALLS ITALY IMPOTENT WOPS!
Posted by: Tomorrow's headline at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (ldmQR)


Considering Italy's performance in WWII, this isn't a stunning revelation.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (hLRSq)

307 "You said people coming home from Europe should self-quarantine, but you aren't doing it yourself after having been in a room with someone with the virus."

Really, Playing the "I know you are but what am I" card on the president?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (hYcqw)
---
Right. Because that's what we elect a President for. So he can isolate himself if he gets stuffy.

It's the "hypocrite" game. It's the only thing the Cargo Cultists of Alinsky know how to ape.

They break *everything* down to the "hypocrite game".

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (DuZls)

308 Also, stay away from the bung hole.
Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface

I think that's a good idea even if you're not in the barrel

Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (vd8XM)

309 The nasty press people who hate him, are jamming Trump for a second question, and their microphone gets cut off when he moves on to the next question.


It's really a thing of beauty.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (sy5kK)

310 Perfect looks are boring. Her nose was nice. Not that I saw much of it.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (Vo68S)

311 I love the contempt dripping from Trumps press bitches shut down.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (Orx/W)

312 No second question for you! Lol

Posted by: BluesFish at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (WQZ1O)

313 274 TRUMP CALLS ITALY IMPOTENT WOPS!


'Ineffective Spaghetti-Monkeys'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (oVJmc)


"Wop Dago Guinea Greaseball Goombahs!"

- - Jack Woltz, Pres. Woltz Int'l Pictures who also has a Kraut Mick friend

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (pS94+)

314 I hope Obama is curled up in Richard Branson's arms crying his heart out right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

He's NOT in Branson's ARMS

Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (CqE5x)

315 It amazes me that these media jerkoffs have yet to figure out that, because of modern communications, everything they say and do is probably being recorded. And as they say, "The Internet is forever."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (Ejm1K)

316 Found it. Her name's Yamiche Alcindor. She's on MSNBC all the time. I can't wait for her report today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (G51Gf)


THAT explains it.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

317 Trump just undid half the Dem/MSM panic. They will need to step up their game this weekend.

Posted by: Ripley at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (MxEKc)

318 Lies, lies and more lies.

This is CNN.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (Z+IKu)

319 ahh, ok. Won't do that again. I get the barrel thing now. I noticed it looked a bit funny but I did it anyway since it usually works. Again, apologies.

Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (fq7/e)

320 I want these douche bags to go to an ER and sit and wait in line for ANY tests.

Then maybe they'd fucking understand why we don't want the world showing up to be tested.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (e284m)

321 >>>Yesterday a guy on Fox Business was calling for a "Manhattan Project"
(they're always demanding a Manhattan Project for something) consisting
of Elon Musk, Bill Gates and others to come up with a testing plan for
all.
============
This was the Fox Business panel. The CNN/MSDNC proposal would have been Gavin Newsome, Tank Abrams, Corey Booker, the kid who dances on bars in tranny taverns, Pete Buttigieg, and Hillary (for gravitas).

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (NVYyb)

322 Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (e284m)


Everyone look under your seats! You all have keys! See waaaay over there? That 50 ft tower? At the top of the tower is a lock box with the single remaining vaccine in DC. Half of those keys will open the box.


Good luck!

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (8B6Ng)

323 Willowed, re: the discussion of "What happened in 1972": In '72 I first got laid. In the back of a '67 Plymouth instead of a '60 Chevy, and she had mid-length chestnut hair, not long and black. But nice points, set way up high, and she was sweet. Her family moved away to Dallas that December.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (Ejm1K)

324 Mike Pence is a really good VP. He never undermines President Trump and makes it a point to always mention all the good things Trump has done.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (wiXsO)

325 Are you selfish for not being tested? Seriously. This is a clown show.
Posted by: no good deed



"No. I am freeing up a test for one of you sick motherfuckers!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (MjyI6)

326 Ask a stupid ass question, get ignored.

Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (ABjxW)

327 Yesterday a guy on Fox Business was calling for a "Manhattan Project" (they're always demanding a Manhattan Project for something) consisting of Elon Musk, Bill Gates and others to come up with a testing plan for all.

Yeah, fuck those guys. Doing it with WM, Target, CVS, Walgreens, etc, etc is much more likely to succeed.
Posted by: Ian S.


WTF does Musk, Gates, etc know about a testing plan?

Musk is a smart and innovative guy, but his main attribute (in my mind) is finding the right/smart people to make his ideas work.
Gates has his foundation working on a Malaria drug, but smashing mosquitoes and extracting it from their guts. A time consuming process, that has been going on FOR YEARS.

And now, back to reality.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (vcOmj)

328 Worst press conference performance by the press in history.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (dmYb7)

329 If Trump does have Wuhan, I hope he sends a farmer's blow in her general direction.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (DY3v8)

330 I keep saying: Trump should exclude political reporters from these press conferences about coronavirus, and insist that only SCIENCE and MEDICAL "reporters" will be permitted.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

They're all political, science and medical is just where they assign the "smart" ones.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (Fh8zY)

331 309
The nasty press people who hate him, are jamming Trump for a second
question, and their microphone gets cut off when he moves on to the next
question.





It's really a thing of beauty.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (sy5kK)

yes. Deservedly so. and hilarious.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (Orx/W)

332 Test test test test

Their little minds are in overdrive.

I told you this would be the new bat they'd use after having broken the others.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (+fPHo)
+++++++++++++
It's the one discrete, obvious, provable failure in Trump's response. Everything else was correct and good. He and Pence fixed it (thus the industry roll-call and regulation-shredding), but it is the *one* thing they have to go on. They're gonna fuck that chicken until it is featherless and inside out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (hYcqw)

333 Prezzident Asshole Wrangler

Posted by: Richy Right Way at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (lfdhp)

334 >>> 259 Trolls. Crickets. Where ya at, idiots?


Soros called and told them that they'd have to all work from home till April.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (l6b3d)

335 306 TRUMP CALLS ITALY IMPOTENT WOPS!
Posted by: Tomorrow's headline at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (ldmQR)


Considering Italy's performance in WWII, this isn't a stunning revelation.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (hLRSq)


"I know, right?!"

- - Romanians and Hungarians at Stalingrad

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (pS94+)

336 Today, Trump looks like he's winning. Does my soul good. The adults are back in charge, the dems are in the back of the bus.

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (2oYEN)

337 I hope Obama is curled up in Richard Branson's arms crying his heart out right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (ptqGC)
---

It's not that!

I missed Andrew Gillum's party!

Posted by: Barry O. at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (DuZls)

338 I'm watching the President's press conference now... He's doing outstanding work wrangling the assholes in the pit!

Bravo!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (7WaWV)


They all think they are smarter than the last douche that tried a gotcha question. That shows the stupidity in the press.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (M+Lyo)

339 >>Where's Jm J Acosta?

He's there.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (ZLI7S)

340 Pence is impressive.

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (ldmQR)

341 What about the stupid bint who demanded to know if all Americans can be tested by Sunday evening?

--

Of course! We have 330 million tests ready, with 10s of 1000s of hospital staff to administer the tests...all by Sunday! What a dumb you know what.

This is why I will never have one shred of respect for the "media." They are not the media in the literal sense. They are Democrat operatives and that is all.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (JoUsr)

342 'Ineffective Spaghetti-Monkeys'

hah

Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Qf83p)

343 309 The nasty press people who hate him, are jamming Trump for a second question, and their microphone gets cut off when he moves on to the next question.

It's really a thing of beauty.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (sy5kK)


It really is. They want to get into a debate with Trump.

No dice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (eqpxU)

344 I don't know how they don't just break out a fire hose and blast these assholes off the lawn.


Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (11H2y)

Can I tell you I am by no means wealthy but I would pay a LOT to see that?

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Vo68S)

345 I know ppl are paranoid (rightly so) about Google being involved, but its hilarious in comparison to ObammaCare. no bid, just call the biggest company and put them on it... move on to the next issue.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (NiFkv)

346 Trump's going to get credit for handling this decisively. "This" being another manufactured crisis pushed by an agenda-driven media. They don't report facts and this always ends up biting them in the ass. Trump will come out of it stronger. Pence is looking good too.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (COzlW)

347 Dr. Fauci was appointed Director of NIAID in 1984.

--

This man has been the head of a government agency for 36 years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (2ApLc)

348 Spit on them.

__________



Especially if you happen to get the virus first.

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (URVjl)

349 They are handling this presser perfectly...ignoring shouted second questions...cutting them off by introducing an "expert" to answer SCIENCE questions...

frustrating the press big time

Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (CqE5x)

350 As has been said, none of these questions have any value, zero.

They are apparatchiks, nothing more.


They are operating according to their programming.

Like the NPC's they are.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (FVrDO)

351
In the back of a '67 Plymouth instead of a '60 Chevy, and she had mid-length chestnut hair, not long and black. But nice points, set way up high, and she was sweet. Her family moved away to Dallas that December.

Isn't this a Bob Seger song?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (L0EBd)

352
Can I tell you I am by no means wealthy but I would pay a LOT to see that?
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Vo68S)


Pay per view.

National Debt eliminated.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

353 she laughed at the ridiculous concentration on the 'testing'. lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (Orx/W)

354 340
Pence is impressive.
Yes.

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (2oYEN)

355 Just to review One More Time

Where's Garrett Morris, that's who we need for this presser.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (lfdhp)

356 Just one more time to explain the testing process....
Scarf Doctor explains AGAIN to the brain dead idiot reporters.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (ufFY8)

357 All the people behind Trump, and Trump himself, realize that over half of the press Corps in front of them cannot understand what is being told to them.

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (ldmQR)

358 Point of care test vs. lab run tests is a great thing to emphasize.

Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (MmFTx)

359 Jeez, assholes who couldn't organize a bag lunch are asking why millions of Americans can't get a test right now for a virus that was unknown three weeks ago.

Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (11H2y)

360 Did any of these morons listen to the speeches??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (eqpxU)

361 Considering Italy's performance in WWII, this isn't a stunning revelation.

Italy definitely underperformed the other two Axis members. We need a "Hitler Finds Out The Italians Are Terrible" video.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (ZGrMX)

362 327 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (vcOmj)


I want a Manhattan Project. One that brings back our manufacturing base to American soil and dismantles the fucking Chamber of Commers and globalists who sold it out decades ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (pS94+)

363 These "test kits" that this idiots keep talking about consist of a q-tip and a little plastic vile to put it in.

They still go to a lab to be analyzed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (1ISKN)

364 I'm not a Pence Fan but I am very happy with him today.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (Vo68S)

365 Doctor lady just scienced at them a lot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (gd9RK)

366 I don't know how they don't just break out a fire hose and blast these assholes off the lawn.


Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (11H2y)


Can I tell you I am by no means wealthy but I would pay a LOT to see that?Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Vo68S)


I'd so do a PPV for that. Could probably knock an awful lot off the deficit if all proceeds went that way.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (8B6Ng)

367 Pence is impressive.
Yes.
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (2oYEN)
---
Dr. Quest depended on him.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (DuZls)

368 Who is the Q-Tip head from PBS and the other media asshole calling the president "selfish"?

What kind of mouth breathing, window-licking jackass does that during a national crisis with an unprecedented response?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (VpIIl)

369 Gosh it's like spending a trillion to save a billion.

It's the opening scene of Team America.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (8/VCg)

370
Found it. Her name's Yamiche Alcindor. She's on MSNBC all the time. I can't wait for her report today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (G51Gf)

THAT explains it.
Posted by: Sponge

=======

Not the first time Trump has put her in her place.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (G51Gf)

371

"Just to review one more time...."


that is doctor speak for YOU STUPID FOOL, EFFING LISTEN TO US THE FIRST TIME! WHAT THE EFF IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (sy5kK)

372 358 Point of care test vs. lab run tests is a great thing to emphasize.
Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (MmFTx)


A point probably lost on most.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (eqpxU)

373 Jim Roberts will have a "lost weekend" of drugs and alcohol, to mask the pain of the largest one day gain in the Dow Jones history.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (E7vND)

374 Doctor lady just scienced at them a lot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (gd9RK)
++++++++++++
She has been *very* impressive during this whole thing. I've got a bit of chubby for her, not gonna lie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (hYcqw)

375 They really want Trump to have the virus!
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (CqE5x)


Why else would they keep badgering him about being tested?

They want him dead.

It's surreal to watch. They don't care. They are owning their vile selves on national tv.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (vEIlU)

376 LOVE this lady doctor! She is speaking to the press as if they are ADHD 4 year olds who have be told the same thing over and over, with a smile , and with one syllable words

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (8/7u2)

377 Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (NiFkv)

Yes!!!!

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (Vo68S)

378 My opinion of my fellow man is very high, but it depends on who your fellow man is.

None of my friends are without toilet paper, cleaning supplies, or food. The entire concept is bizarre - how could you ever run out of toilet paper or food basics, and why would you buy it during a crises when you have better things to do?

I can't imagine any of my friends using the crises to take any advantage. in fact we've been calling each other, and are neighbors, to make sure we all have everything we need.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (+DS2f)

379 I'm going to wait to make any decisions until I hear Jim Acosta's take on things. No wait, I forgot I'm not retarded.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (87i6C)

380 Y'all are watching this. Has there been 1 positive comment from the press corps?

Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (bCLt0)

381 PDT: You have a smaller form of government targeted on it.

I like these words in that order.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (ufFY8)

382 Also Trump looks like Trump. Not tired. He recharges when the stress rises.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (j3npP)

383 Suddenly, I'm sexually attracted to Dr Birx.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (VpIIl)

384 Mussolini made the ventilators run on time.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (FTlwv)

385 I want a Manhattan Project. One that brings back our manufacturing base to American soil and dismantles the fucking Chamber of Commers and globalists who sold it out decades ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March




We should be finding ways to automate everything and do it here.

Start with ships and harvesting vegetables and fruits.

Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (HALdu)

386 Any North Texas Morons?

The Aldi in McKinney on Stacey Rd has been stripped almost bare except for frozen foods.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (yX09K)

387

Actual good question for CEOs: When can you restock?

Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (SFOr6)

388 370
Found it. Her name's Yamiche Alcindor. She's on MSNBC all the time. I can't wait for her report today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (G51Gf)

THAT explains it.
Posted by: Sponge

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Not the first time Trump has put her in her place.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (G51Gf)


So, she likes to be put in her place....

Is she dating?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (sy5kK)

389 >>>> The entire press conference now appears to be an attempt to pump up stocks of big american companies right before the close. Astonishing.
Chris Hayes March 13, 2020 <<


Hot tip for you Chrissie: Goldman Sachs and the big big banks and brokerage houses aren't run by people with J-school degrees. They look deeper than the latest tweet storm. And a sum of the IQ of five random Goldman Sachs executives is no doubt higher than the sum of IQs of all MSNBC on-air persons.

Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (AMIL/)

390 Found it. Her name's Yamiche Alcindor. She's on MSNBC all the time. I can't wait for her report today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (G51Gf)


She's worried about the Strategic Doughnut Reserve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (eqpxU)

391
A Pence vs Tank Abrams debate should prove quite interesting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (pS94+)

392 @ananavarro

Oh, America. We -well, more specifically, those who voted for him -chose a hell of a bad time to elect an inept narcissist as President.
Leadership, or lack thereof, at the top matters. Every time this guy opens his mouth, he makes things worse.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

393 She has been *very* impressive during this whole thing. I've got a bit of chubby for her, not gonna lie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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I saw her first!

Fight me!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (Y4EXg)

394 I've seen her before, she's kinda hot.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (1ISKN)

395 Did any of these morons listen to the speeches??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (eqpxU)
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They were huddling in their safe spaces.

Too many bad orangeman bad words.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (DuZls)

396 Bail out the cruise industry. Otay, here's a bucket.

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (2oYEN)

397 376 LOVE this lady doctor! She is speaking to the press as if they are ADHD 4 year olds who have be told the same thing over and over, with a smile , and with one syllable words
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (8/7u2)

It is wonderful!

Posted by: batterup at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (K4I9O)

398 My wife works at MEETH in Manhattan. She was told by managment that they will stay open unless the beds are needed for corona cases. Tomorrow I go grocery shopping at Stews in East Meadow and Bjs in Freeport.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (4vNgL)

399 Also Trump looks like Trump. Not tired. He recharges when the stress rises.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (j3npP)
++++++++++++
It's like he got six hours of sleep from the start of the presser to the end.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (hYcqw)

400 Heard deaths are up to 41, Rush said like %70 are all from 1 nursing home in Washington state. No one under 50 years here has died and a 60 some woman who got it on a cruise said it was a mild cold for a few hours.

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (ZCEU2)

401 Trump should have shown what real leadership looks like and waited until millions were infected and a stack of bodies 1,000+ deep.

"Leading from behind" is how shit gets done!

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (DB16e)

402
Another thing, why the obsession with hand sanitizer? Anyone ever use soap?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (G51Gf)

403 Just think if the government had demanded every homosexual male be tested for aids when it was a pandemic.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (L78vw)

404 Two Scoops is so many steps ahead of these gotcha questions from these assholes.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (Orx/W)

405 Google will be able to test you through your phone.

Just look at the camera and smile. Then do all ten of your fingers.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (+fPHo)

406 Norman coordinate
Raimindo

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (KNsKs)

407 It is time to go Abraham Lincoln and Andrew Jackson on the media. Make em read a loyalty oath...or else...Call it the Lincoln Patriot Oath.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (cfkTP)

408 Sure, I trust the C students from the press more than Dr Faucci, Dr Birx and a president who made billions in the business world.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (VpIIl)

409 I thought she changed it to Yamiche Abdul-Jabbar? My dad says she only tries during the playoffs.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (DY3v8)

410 Yesterday a guy on Fox Business was calling for a "Manhattan Project"
(they're always demanding a Manhattan Project for something) consisting
of Elon Musk, Bill Gates and others to come up with a testing plan for
all.
============
This was the Fox Business panel. The CNN/MSDNC proposal would have been Gavin Newsome, Tank Abrams, Corey Booker, the kid who dances on bars in tranny taverns, Pete Buttigieg, and Hillary (for gravitas).
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (NVYyb)
************
Those clowns? ... seriously, that sounds like it could have come from the Onion. Abrams the romance writer...unbelievable.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (wiXsO)

411 I don't know how they don't just break out a fire hose and blast these assholes off the lawn.


Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (11H2y)

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That would be so awesome. I'm thinking of PJ Soles in Carrie when she gets smacked right in the face with the school's fire hose before hitting the ground.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (JoUsr)

412 I want a Manhattan Project. One that brings back our manufacturing base to American soil and dismantles the fucking Chamber of Commers and globalists who sold it out decades ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (pS94+)


completely redo our public education
the root of the evil

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (vEIlU)

413 Y'all are watching this. Has there been 1 positive comment from the press corps?
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (bCLt0)

Yes. Someone did ask him what enchanted him about working on the coronavirus.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (Vo68S)

414 So asking the President why he can't prevent panicked idiots from hoarding basic groceries because the DEMOCRATS tried to stampede everyone?
We really need to go there?!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (koNhm)

415 Hot tip for you Chrissie: Goldman Sachs and the big big banks and brokerage houses aren't run by people with J-school degrees. They look deeper than the latest tweet storm. And a sum of the IQ of five random Goldman Sachs executives is no doubt higher than the sum of IQs of all MSNBC on-air persons.
Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (AMIL/)


Probably also true of the IQ of five random inmates of the local primate enclosure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (eqpxU)

416 347
Dr. Fauci was appointed Director of NIAID in 1984.



--



This man has been the head of a government agency for 36 years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (2ApLc)

_________



It's good to be King of your own Little Empire in a non-monarchy, no malarkey bandana republic.

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (URVjl)

417 396 Bail out the cruise industry. Otay, here's a bucket.
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (2oYEN)

No, make the cruise industry pay for the evacs and quarantines

Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (ONvIw)

418 383
Suddenly, I'm sexually attracted to Dr Birx.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (VpIIl)

She is firmly in the One territory.
She probably knows things.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (ufFY8)

419


Terrible answer from Walmart CEO.

If this was the Apprentice, he would be FIRED.

Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (SFOr6)

420 Ms K just reminded me that Jeffrey Dahmer killed more Americans than Wuhan has.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (+fPHo)

421 TRUMP OUTLAWS HAND SANITIZER!

Posted by: Tomorrow's headlines at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (ldmQR)

422 You can't blame Trump for being thin skinned and talking up what he has done and people complimenting what he has done.

This guy has been attacked like no other president in modern times. 10x more.

My family used to do this shit to me - they would attack and attack and attack, and if I got aggravated and talked with a tone, they would call me "aggressive."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (LWu6U)

423 Any North Texas Morons?

The Aldi in McKinney on Stacey Rd has been stripped almost bare except for frozen foods.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (yX09K)


In my area, the Tom Thumb and Kroger have long lines and no water.

I'm told the Sprouts up the street is not busy and has everything available.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

424 My dream President Trump speech: To reduce the risk of exposure for essential White House personnel we are going to begin executing members of the press in ten minutes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (NVYyb)

425

oh oh, they told the doofus media chick to read something

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (vEIlU)

426 412 I want a Manhattan Project. One that brings back our manufacturing base to American soil and dismantles the fucking Chamber of Commers and globalists who sold it out decades ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (pS94+)

completely redo our public education
the root of the evil
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (vEIlU)

Well, that is actually a tougher nut to crack. Like going after the Alien in her egg lair.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (pS94+)

427 Wash your fucking hands you dumb cunt !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (M+Lyo)

428 Hand sanitizer...?????

He's the FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, not the CEO of Wallgreens

Christ on a cracker...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (W+kMI)

429 There's a conspiracyvirus out there eating these people's brains.

Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (2Mnv1)

430 TDS Co-worker is severely TD'd. He's also training me and is very knowledgeable. I stay quiet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (MVR7y)

431 Hmm, good point. Where are "no" and "ok" today?

They were reliably telling us that we should just install Biden as President now yesterday, since the economy was permanently ruined.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (PHotS)

432 What should you do if you can't get hand sanitizer?

Great question. If your IQ is hovering around room temperature.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (eqpxU)

433 I don't know how they don't just break out a fire hose and blast these assholes off the lawn.


Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (11H2y)

Can I tell you I am by no means wealthy but I would pay a LOT to see that?

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Vo68S)
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I'd be happy if they just turned on the lawn sprinklers.

Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (oGBso)

434 Corporate guy just put stupid little girl in her place on hand sanitizer. Nice.

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (ldmQR)

435 She's having a shit fit because it's not available in the stores. Poor Baby, wash your fucking hands.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (lfdhp)

436 Azar: These people are selling a lot of TP. TP is not an effective deterrent to the virus.

LOL!

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (cF8AT)

437 420 Ms K just reminded me that Jeffrey Dahmer killed more Americans than Wuhan has.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (+fPHo)


"Pfft!"

- - Hillary and Bill

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (pS94+)

438 384
Mussolini made the ventilators run on time.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (FTlwv)

Ok. I laughed.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (Orx/W)

439 Toilet paper is not effective in preventing the virus

lol

Posted by: batterup at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (K4I9O)

440 That Walmart CEO sure put that nasty bitch in her place with his answer.


good.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (sy5kK)

441 @ananavarro
Oh, America. We -well, more specifically, those who voted for him -chose a hell of a bad time to elect an inept narcissist as President.
Leadership, or lack thereof, at the top matters. Every time this guy opens his mouth, he makes things worse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++++
Huh, interesting. I just realized that Navarro isn't wrong, and hasn't been this whole time. Someone has been gaslighting her by showing her Obama-era speeches through a photo-negative filter.

It all makes sense now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (hYcqw)

442

LOL.

Hot water.
Soap.
20 Seconds.

That is all you need.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (vEIlU)

443 Don't spit on them, kids. SNEEZE on them.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (CPk08)

444 Yeahhhh Alex!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (LWu6U)

445
It's surreal to watch. They don't care. They are owning their vile selves on national tv.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (vEIlU)
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If he did test himself, it would be "what we get for having a President that only cares about whether he's healthy or not".

They will have *something*. Whatever he does. And if the reporters don't think of it, the HQ at the DNC will.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (DuZls)

446 Vat are you doing about the slushee shortage? I have been shot 11 times in the last 2 weeks.

Posted by: Indian Journalist at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (DY3v8)

447 Haha joke about toilet paper from the CEO's

Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (oGBso)

448 Sorry, but this Indian guy looks like he slept under a bridge last night and just woke up in time for the presser.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

449 LOLLOL:
Toilet paper is NOT effective in preventing catching the coronavirus!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (ufFY8)

450 This Indian report's hair is magnificent. Trumpian even.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (ppBhU)

451 HOwdy Modi !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (M+Lyo)

452 Another thing, why the obsession with hand sanitizer? Anyone ever use soap?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (G51Gf)

I can understand that. You need water . I've alway kept a bottle in my car to use after leaving locations I've visited.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (L78vw)

453 The press is supposed to ask the questions the people want answered. No matter who is president, they never do.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (Vo68S)

454 435 She's having a shit fit because it's not available in the stores. Poor Baby, wash your fucking hands.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (lfdhp)


And stay away from people who are sick.

Product of the latest, most intensive research ever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (eqpxU)

455

Is it me, or is the Surgeon General missing from this event?

He's not very impressive, in my opinion.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (L0EBd)

456 Reporter just found out that soap and water works as well as hand sanitizer.


Bolsonaro was not positive for COVID-19

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (msY5z)

457 Oh finally...he's ended it!

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (cF8AT)

458 I thought she changed it to Yamiche Abdul-Jabbar? My dad says she only tries during the playoffs.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (DY3v
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You tell your dad to try draggin' Walton up and down the court for forty-eight minutes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (PD1/H)

459 448 Sorry, but this Indian guy looks like he slept under a bridge last night and just woke up in time for the presser.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)


"Okay Swami, get me a Slurpee. 32 ounces!"

- - President Joe Rutabaga

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (pS94+)

460 Hand sanitizer is not a substitute for washing your damn hands. It is a supplement. People want the short cut, and it does not exist.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (JRaU+)

461 So this is where they landed. What's next?

"The only people that can handle this kind of crisis is Big Government led by a Democrat. Republicans are only interested in Big Business and Don't Care if you die. Elect [fill in the blank.]"

Posted by: shibumi at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (ZCiJZ)

462 Trump talking deals. All is well. Love this guy!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (Orx/W)

463 Let me tell you, yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater isn't the worst thing you can yell. It's yelling "Toilet Paper!" in a crowded Acme

Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (Izzlo)

464 448 Sorry, but this Indian guy looks like he slept under a bridge last night and just woke up in time for the presser.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)


He's an old dude.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (lfdhp)

465 Was just watching the local news station KOMO up in Seattle. The city of Kent is pissed at the County because a CV-19 Wuhan Boogaloo "quarantined" homeless person just walked away from the quarantine site. One of the local newsies asked is that legal? The City rep answered they can't prevent it. Newsie: "Isn't that what quarantine means?"

Just now are they getting it.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (87i6C)

466 Biggest single point gain in history! Says Charles Payne

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (2oYEN)

467
Jim Roberts will have a "lost weekend" of drugs and alcohol, to mask the pain of the largest one day gain in the Dow Jones history.
Posted by: Redenzo

========

HoneyHammock is out on bail and ready to wail!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (G51Gf)

468 Mr. President, mr. President, how does hand sanitizer work?

Posted by: Next question at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (ldmQR)

469 Wait. We're all not going to die?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (XN+73)

470 I am on delay on this feed.Still going.oh, now done.
Awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (ufFY8)

471 Rumors are that Inslee will up the declaration of a State of Emergency in WA in the next 48 hours, ordering businesses closed and travel ceased.


Prepare your anus.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (1CjJc)

472 I don't know how they don't just break out a fire hose and blast these assholes off the lawn.


Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (11H2y)

Can I tell you I am by no means wealthy but I would pay a LOT to see that?

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Vo68S)
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I'd be happy if they just turned on the lawn sprinklers.
Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (oGBso)


Just hold up a cross, or garlic even.

They'll shriek and run in horror. Some will melt.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

473 463 Let me tell you, yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater isn't the worst thing you can yell. It's yelling "Toilet Paper!" in a crowded Acme
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (Izzlo)


A thread winning candidate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (pS94+)

474 The questions at the presser were...astonishingly dumb. Then they come on to tell us the president is making this or that mistake...all I can think of is all the idiotic questions I just heard.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (+DS2f)

475 Take that you MFing NYT reporter, go to hell!

Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (IE6hp)

476 And the Indian accent always makes me want to run around yelling ERRRGEEDEERGEERRGGERRRED.

It just cracks me up.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

477 Thank G-D he called it...too much stupid with a press pass out there.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (W+kMI)

478 Smart move to start later and keep the declaration/PO thru the end of the trading day.

Posted by: Indian Journalist at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (DY3v8)

479 ananavarro
Oh, America. We -well, more specifically, those who voted for him -chose a hell of a bad time to elect an inept narcissist as President.
Leadership, or lack thereof, at the top matters. Every time this guy opens his mouth, he makes things worse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

The animal house quote is always the proper response to Navarro.

Fat, drunk and stupid

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (L78vw)

480 They were all using the same mic. yech

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (lfdhp)

481 In my area, the Tom Thumb and Kroger have long lines and no water.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)


Same on water at some Houston grocery stores, I don't get it. Who thinks municipal water systems are going to shut down because of coronavirus???

Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (AMIL/)

482 I got a little cough.

well, off to the grocery store to make people uncomfortable!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (Orx/W)

483 @402 "
Another thing, why the obsession with hand sanitizer? Anyone ever use soap?"

Because unlike just washing your hands, you can dramatically slop it on in public and make vigorus motions and smell up the room to signal how SCHMAAAAT and IMPORTANT and RESPONSIBLE you are.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (koNhm)

484 Time for a drink.

Rancho Tepua Bacanora, 100 percent wild blue agave.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (+fPHo)

485 Charles Payne has been subbing for Cavuto... this needs to be permanent.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (wiXsO)

486 I officially have a major headache...

@marthamaccallum

Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (cF8AT)

487 These reporters did not cover themselves in glory here. They just revealed - not for the first time - exactly how effing stupid they are.

"Mr. President, can you tell us what you're doing about the corona virus?"

"WTF do you think we've BEEN doing, nitwit?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (eqpxU)

488 F-1 is cancelled until May.
I haz a sad

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (ZCEU2)

489 Yesterday the stock market had it's largest point drop in history


Today the stock market had it's largest point gain in history.


Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (sy5kK)

490 STAY ALIVE! Okay I feel like it's 5 so pour 62% for Wuhan wide kill zone.

Posted by: burn the boats,we stay at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (WX+x0)

491
I can understand that. You need water . I've alway kept a bottle in my car to use after leaving locations I've visited.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

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I guess that also explains the bottled water craze.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (G51Gf)

492 Wait. We're all not going to die?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters



Well, eventually.

But apparently not today. The apocalypse has been postponed....again.

SMOD, where are you when we need you?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (vcOmj)

493
He's an old dude.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (lfdhp)


He sure looked it.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

494

He's an old dude.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (lfdhp)



Hey!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (TdMsT)

495 466 Biggest single point gain in history! Says Charles Payne
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (2oYEN)


About a third of what took two weeks to lose is gained in an afternoon.

If it drops again, it's definitely a Soros scheme.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (pS94+)

496 This disease will kill far fewer Americans than abortion already does.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (oVJmc)

497 Yay, MSNBC is on. Good lord, it's awful. TDS co worker hangs on every word.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (MVR7y)

498 What happens if you don't have a mouth, nose or ears?

Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (datdl)

499
I officially have a major headache...

@marthamaccallum

Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?
Posted by: Tami

=======

How does she know they weren't tested?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (G51Gf)

500 Lol. Wash your hands dum-dum.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (XN+73)

501 When the power goes off for an extended period, they often put out a boil water advisory for municipal water.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (1ISKN)

502 Martha shut up and show us your tits.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (KNsKs)

503

Well, now it's up to Blue State Governors to do everything they can to cause Massive Layoffs.

That's what Democrats and Fake News want.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (L0EBd)

504 469 Wait. We're all not going to die?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (XN+73)

---

We're all going to die someday.

What matters is where you end up afterwards.

Posted by: SMH at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (RU4sa)

505 Trump should call an ultra-presser and invite the entire reporting staff of every news organization except for maybe OAN and the foreign outfits.

Show up and say, "That's all I have for you today. The Secret service will escort me out now. All the doors except the one behind are locked. That one will be locked upon my departure. If you try to storm it, we have live rounds. Good evening."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (hYcqw)

506 Has anybody heard from Mini Mike detailing the procedure for combating coronavirus?

Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (2Mnv1)

507 F-1 is cancelled until May.
I haz a sad
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (ZCEU2)



But what about the riveting Formula E?

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

508 I'm already sick of the phrase, "social distancing."

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (JoUsr)

509 Charles Payne has been subbing for Cavuto... this needs to be permanent.
Posted by: redridinghood


Cavuto has become a bit of a pain in the ass.

Send him a tube of Preparation H. Maybe he will go away.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (vcOmj)

510 Ace really needs to see and comment on the CCP talking points list I posted in a comment a couple days ago.

Those tweets are the same thing the CCP is doing. A different line for whatever the reality is.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (LWu6U)

511 The media fails to understand that not every person needs to be tested... today.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (3H9h1)

512 Anna Navarro's main achievement in life is becoming positively buoyant in fresh water preventing her from drowning risk.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (87i6C)

513 413
Y'all are watching this. Has there been 1 positive comment from the press corps?

Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (bCLt0)



Yes. Someone did ask him what enchanted him about working on the coronavirus.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (Vo68S)

_________

Another asked if it was true that inside the White House he's referred to as Donny Two Flushes and, if true, is it boxers or briefs around his ankles?

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (URVjl)

514 498 What happens if you don't have a mouth, nose or ears?
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (datdl)


"I write a TV episode and submit for your approval."

- - Rod Serling

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (pS94+)

515 Another thing, why the obsession with hand sanitizer? Anyone ever use soap?"
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Because hand sanitizer *sanitizes*.

Soap just soaps. You never hear about a doctor "soaping", do you?

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (DuZls)

516 Why is there a Fatty Ana Navarro?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

517 Was just watching the local news station KOMO up in Seattle. The city of Kent is pissed at the County because a CV-19 Wuhan Boogaloo "quarantined" homeless person just walked away from the quarantine site. One of the local newsies asked is that legal? The City rep answered they can't prevent it. Newsie: "Isn't that what quarantine means?"

Just now are they getting it.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead



SHOOT THE DUDE!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (yX09K)

518 Glenn Kessler is a real dick on twitter, everything he tweets is negative toward the Right.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (rJ+OJ)

519 486 I officially have a major headache...

@marthamaccallum

Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (cF8AT)


Is she still wearing her Democrat white suit, like she did during the State of the Union, like the other Democrat women did?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (sy5kK)

520 @marthamaccallum

Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?
Posted by: Tami


What the fuck do you want them to do?

Bubbles for everyone!

Vapid cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

521 ananavarro
Oh, America. We -well, more specifically, those who voted for him -chose a hell of a bad time to elect an inept narcissist as President.
Leadership, or lack thereof, at the top matters. Every time this guy opens his mouth, he makes things worse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (ptqGC)


The stupidest thing we ever did was let her fat ass into the country. She is single-handedly dragging down the average IQ in the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (eqpxU)

522 The press should look into hiring someone remotely worth a damn.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (E2o2V)

523 That was the stupidest thing I've ever sat through, and I've watched a home made anime cobbled together by a two perverted autistics.

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (ldmQR)

524 496 This disease will kill far fewer Americans than abortion already does.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (oVJmc)

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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (RU4sa)

525 Hey!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (TdMsT)


You're a youngster.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (lfdhp)

526 Today the stock market had it's largest point gain in history.


Draw your own conclusions.



She'sa crazy.

Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (QLPEO)

527 "The entire press conference now appears to be an attempt to pump up
stocks of big American companies right before the close. Astonishing"
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So, raising stock prices are a bad thing Mr. Hayes? Oh, and I capitalized America for you.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (vEZXe)

528 @marthamaccallum

Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++
LOLGF, Martha. Do you want people to get shit done or not? Oh, no? Your hysterical panic-mongering didn't merit a response? Then why did you do it? Oh, so you *do* think it merited a response? Interesting.

Why don't you sit down and shut the fuck up while you think about what you've done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (hYcqw)

529 Hand sanitizer also has electrolytes.
Fact.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (koNhm)

530 Stay Alive, wherever you are I will find you!!!!

Posted by: Last of the Mohicans at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (r+sAi)

531 Jim Roberts will have a "lost weekend" of drugs and alcohol, to mask the pain of the largest one day gain in the Dow Jones history.
Posted by: Redenzo


It can be inspiring.

Posted by: Lloyd Cole at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (hLRSq)

532
If I don't have a car then I can't run you down, which fate you richly deserve, asshat.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (pNxlR)

533 That was the stupidest thing I've ever sat through, and I've watched a home made anime cobbled together by a two perverted autistics.
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan

LOL

Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (vd8XM)

534 Who was it who thought Yamiche Alcindor was attractive? You need glasses, dude.

Posted by: Toad-O at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (cct0t)

535 Wait. We're all not going to die?

The odds are with you. You'll get even better odds if you do the math and plug in the fact that you're not a celebrity.

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (xSo9G)

536 completely redo our public education
the root of the evil

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (vEIlU)

We don't need the schools anymore thanks to the schools showing us that online learning works fine because of the virus.

Thanks education!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (j3npP)

537 Should try and make a trip to the grocery store early tomorrow morning see if shelves get stocked up as usual overnight.

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (ZCEU2)

538
F-1 is cancelled until May.
I haz a sad
Posted by: Skip

======

It's worse than that.

May has been canceled until August.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (G51Gf)

539 516 Why is there a Fatty Ana Navarro?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (Uu+Jp)


She's not fat. She's food insecure. Extremely insecure.

Nah, I can't do it. Yeah, she's fat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (eqpxU)

540 508
I'm already sick of the phrase, "social distancing."

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (JoUsr)

THIS. Another idiot corporate nonsense phrase.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (Orx/W)

541 Go straight ethnic.

I don't even know what that means.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo .(not Fredo!) at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (LilNs)

542 In the back of a '67 Plymouth instead of a '60 Chevy, and she had mid-length chestnut hair, not long and black. But nice points, set way up high, and she was sweet. Her family moved away to Dallas that December.

Isn't this a Bob Seger song?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020


*
*

Which was why, when that song came out about 5 years later, I LOL'd.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (Ejm1K)

543 These Fing assholes really really want Trump to get the KungFlu.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (dKiJG)

544 Serious question about drive-thru testing; will there be a super-size option?

Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (datdl)

545 If it drops again, it's definitely a Soros scheme.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (pS94+)
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I renounce Soros and all of his schemes.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (DuZls)

546 It's a good thing Roberts told us it was a serious question. Otherwise we would have thought it was a stupid question.

Posted by: Emmie at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (m9o4c)

547 Hopefully someone in the White House is working on the oil crisis right now. I'm selfishly more worried about that issue.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (L78vw)

548 My church just cancelled service through March.

I'm so annoyed right now, during swine flu no one batted an eye.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (nNEcr)

549 Too bad it's Friday. I would like to have seen what the markets were going to do tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (JoUsr)

550 to mask the pain of the largest one day gain in the Dow Jones history.

What do you mean, that was some of my best work!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (xSo9G)

551 The Israelis are about to start manufacturing a vaccine for this week shit Coronavirus, and Muzzies are declaring they'll take their chances with the disease rather than use the vaccine.

The day just keeps getting better.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (whGSy)

552 LOLGF, Martha. Do you want people to get shit done or not? Oh, no? Your hysterical panic-mongering didn't merit a response? Then why did you do it? Oh, so you *do* think it merited a response? Interesting.

Why don't you sit down and shut the fuck up while you think about what you've done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (hYcqw)



--------

I'll sneeze in her face. The bitch!

I hate all MSM.

Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (IE6hp)

553 534 Who was it who thought Yamiche Alcindor was attractive? You need glasses, dude.

Posted by: Toad-O at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (cct0t)


Maybe there's a bull elephant seal on the HQ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (eqpxU)

554 What about mandatory drug testing for the racist diseased cunts who make up the Whitehouse press pool?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (E2o2V)

555 OrangeManBad won't let you push your shopping cart through the coronavirus drive through line because he wants you to die.

There it is.

Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (4c12c)

556 544 Serious question about drive-thru testing; will there be a super-size option?
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (datdl)


"No!"

- - Little Big Gulp Loveless

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (pS94+)

557 Im so angry at the press.

How does it help me to play gotcha questions and question if the President is being a hypocrite. Fuck off.

Why didnt anyone ask if the virus follows the same pathology as the normal flu where it becomes less transmissible in warmer climates?

Why didnt anyone ask if we're overusing hand sanitizer and should stick to soap and water to prevent superbacteria mutations?

Why didnt anyone ask if theres a specific age range of people most susceptible to the virus so they can exercise more diligence? Is it 50, is it 60?

Fuck off straight to hell, assholes.

Posted by: Two Weeks From LOLGF at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (+dsLj)

558 Any state that over responds and tries to use this as a political opportunity is going to be left out in the cold. The market and companies are already looking at the timelines out there from other countries and quantifying the impact. By the summer people will have this all figured out and it won't be good for people like the Democrats who tried to scare, divide and take advantage of the American citizenry.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (VpIIl)

559 481 In my area, the Tom Thumb and Kroger have long lines and no water.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)


Most Kroger's sell Glacier and they should have outdoor vending machines.
It's tap water filtered seven times. They never run out.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (lfdhp)

560 41 was apparently near my locale in central NJ. Woman in her 50s. Mother brought it from Italy 3 weeks ago. Mother tested positive.

Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (0S1xB)

561 Has Martha ever noticed how close she sits to people she interviews on the set?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (r+sAi)

562 544 Serious question about drive-thru testing; will there be a super-size option?
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (datdl)

...

I am also unclear about whether I pay at the first or second window.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (yL25O)

563 Who was it who thought Yamiche Alcindor was attractive? You need glasses, dude.

Posted by: Toad-O at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (cct0t)


BAAAAAACCCHHHHH!

She looks like Stacy Abrams.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

564 These Fing assholes really really want Trump to get the KungFlu.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (dKiJG)
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They would inject him with it if they could get close enough to it without contaminating their own stupid selves.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (DuZls)

565 471 Rumors are that Inslee will up the declaration of a State of Emergency in WA in the next 48 hours, ordering businesses closed and travel ceased.


Prepare your anus.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (1CjJc)

I'm in favor of burning Inslee at the stake. Just in case it helps.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (87i6C)

566 I don't like Justin Trudeau. I think the world will be a much better place when he disappears.
But I don't think he's personally responsible for my health.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

567 She's not fat. She's food insecure. Extremely insecure.

Nah, I can't do it. Yeah, she's fat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (eqpxU)
-----
FACT: one Ana Navarro could feed a homeless family of four for a week.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (PD1/H)

568
Sad wews everyone!

Breaking Fake News!

George RR Martin has just said, due to Wuhan Virus fears, he will not be finishing his Fire and Ice book series.


(not really)
(He wasn't gonna finish it, anyway)

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (L0EBd)

569 551 The Israelis are about to start manufacturing a vaccine for this week shit Coronavirus, and Muzzies are declaring they'll take their chances with the disease rather than use the vaccine.

The day just keeps getting better.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (whGSy)


I saw that and had the same reaction. Who would've guessed this is how the Iranian regime collapses?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (pS94+)

570 Its past time to quarantine the MFM.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (3H9h1)

571 PDJT also announced his intention to completely fill the National Strategic Oil Reserve, and buy lots of American oil to do it. That'll help the oil markets. Meanwhile Nanzi Pelousi wants to make sure Planned Parenthood gets their share. There's the difference between honest and corrupt leadership, right there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (NVYyb)

572 You know there are people going to the McDonalds drive through and asking for testing.

You know this is happening.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (yL25O)

573 I am also unclear about whether I pay at the first or second window.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (yL25O)
---
*rolls eyes*

They'll tell you.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (DuZls)

574 452 I can understand that. You need water . I've alway kept a bottle in my car to use after leaving locations I've visited.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (L78vw)


In addition, though I wash my hands every time I hit the head, I frequently use hand sanitizer at my desk in the workplace as I'm frequently handling door knobs, touching keyboards and mice, etc.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (DTX3h)

575 Yahoo, not my news choice, is making sure every story they publish is hitting Trump hard for not doing whatever. What a waste of pixies.

Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (neifc)

576 I don't call them presstitutes for nothing.

Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (4c12c)

577 Ana go back filing your claws.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (dUJdY)

578 I heard Ana Navarro went into the restaurant and ated everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

Posted by: Ralph Wiggum at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (DY3v8)

579
530 Stay Alive, wherever you are I will find you!!!!
Posted by: Last of the Mohicans at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (r+sAi)


Can we start chipping these bastards so when the Time of Dispensing Just Desserts comes we can locate them and get down to business without delay?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (pNxlR)

580
My church just cancelled service through March.



I'm so annoyed right now, during swine flu no one batted an eye.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (nNEcr)


It's insane. My church wants everyone to "spread out" between pews on Sunday, and no shaking hands, etc. Also, there will be no passing of the collection plates. They'll be on a table.

We have ZERO coronavirus here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (ptqGC)

581 544 Serious question about drive-thru testing; will there be a super-size option?
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (datdl)


Serious question about drive-thru testing: what if your electric vehicle runs out of juice and you have to push it through the testing site?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (eqpxU)

582 Go straight ethnic.

I don't even know what that means.
Posted by: Chris Cuomo


Be better, Chris. Be better.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (yX09K)

583 BAAAAAACCCHHHHH!
------
J. S., W. F., C. P. E., or PDQ?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (PD1/H)

584 Yamiche Alcindor

She looks like the hippo character from that Zoo cartoon movie with the penguins......

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

585
More Breaking Fake News!


The Funeral for the esteemed John McCain will be suspended due to Wuhan Flu concerns.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (L0EBd)

586 565
471 Rumors are that Inslee will up the declaration of a State of
Emergency in WA in the next 48 hours, ordering businesses closed and
travel ceased.





Prepare your anus.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (1CjJc)



I'm in favor of burning Inslee at the stake. Just in case it helps.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (87i6C)

A motion to burn Inslee at the stake is made. Do we have a second?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (1CjJc)

587 It's a good thing Roberts told us it was a serious question. Otherwise we would have thought it was a stupid question.
Posted by: Emmie at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (m9o4c)
++++++++++++++
This is the horde, Emmie. Embrace the power of and.

It was a seriously stupid question.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (hYcqw)

588 I was trying to figure out why the msnbc scrunt was demanding that Trump guarantee that every American can get a virus test by Sunday.

Isn't the next democrat debate on Sunday? They are going to try and work this in to the debate.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (JUOKG)

589 Serious question about drive-thru testing; what happens if I go to give the window cashier my money and it drops between the window and my car door with no room to open it?

Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (datdl)

590 502
Martha shut up and show us your tits.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (KNsKs)


LOL, we males are so simple.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (ufFY8)

591 Trump should get together a presser and begin with the announcement that one reporter there has tested positive. Then walk out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (oVJmc)

592 Stocks will die, Jim.

Oh wait DJIA up 1985 points.

Put the Twitter down and walk away.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (COzlW)

593 You know there are people going to the McDonalds drive through and asking for testing.

You know this is happening.
Posted by: TexasDan

And will it be open 24 hours?

Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (vd8XM)

594 Here's a Powerline Week in Pictures preview with an emphasis on terlit paper:

https://tinyurl.com/vxysart

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

595 I don't get the articles about UT closing that mentions Austin has two positive cases, but lists two people other than Fenves' wife as being positive.

Maybe they live in Horseshoe Bay or something.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (yL25O)

596 Okay, who wants to go into the lobby of the NYT and cough in a dramatic "hocking up a lung" fashion?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (hLRSq)

597 Posted by: Chris Cuomo

Be better, Chris. Be better.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (yX09K)
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That's like the N-word of people who can't be better!

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (DuZls)

598 Serious question about drive-thru testing; what if you're on a skateboard? - Beatoff O'Rourke

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (eqpxU)

599

My church just cancelled service through March.

I'm so annoyed right now, during swine flu no one batted an eye.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?


This disease is massively more infectious than H1N1. It's infectious from BREATH (not cough or sneeze) for 3 hours in the air and 3 days on surfaces.

It's not very dangerous to most of the population but deadly to a small subset.

These two factors combined is why things are shutting down. Once we are all infected and recover, then things should be relatively safe unless the reinfection incidents seen elsewhere are for real.

Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (SFOr6)

600 you know, people are on edge and if things get a lot worse in the next few weeks, people like Jim Roberts are going to be dragged through the streets and beat like Pinatas. I wouldn't go spouting your fucking mouth off on Twitter anymore, keyboard warrior.

Posted by: grease nuts at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (HVMmF)

601 Serious question about drive-thru testing; will there be a gender neutral option for the kid's meal toy?

Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (datdl)

602 marthamaccallum

Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?
Posted by: Tami

Less than 500 so everything's cool.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (L78vw)

603 >>These Fing assholes really really want Trump to get the KungFlu.

If he had taken the test one of them would have accused him of being selfish and not letting a trans gendered Muslim black woman use it instead.

They are destroying whatever little credibility they had.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

604 You know there are people going to the McDonalds drive through and asking for testing.

You know this is happening.
Posted by: TexasDan



You want fires with that?

Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (HALdu)

605 I call on President Trump to ban Big Gulps from Coronvirus tests drive through spots! End the obesity problem among the terminally ill . Please sign the petition at Change.org

Posted by: Mayor Bloombucks at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (NVYyb)

606 FACT: one Ana Navarro could feed a homeless family of four for a week.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (PD1/H)


Too much fat and high cholesterol.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)

607 452 - I went out to dinner with a friend a few nights ago. She went to the ladies room to wash her hands, came back and picked up the menu...which is really germy.

I picked up the menu, decided what I wanted, and used hand sanitizer to clean my hands. (And I offered her mine too).

Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (11H2y)

608 Serious question about drive-thru testing: What happens if you don't have a car?


Uber.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (oVJmc)

609 Serious question about drive-thru testing; where am I?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (datdl)

610 Inslee yapping about keeping the virus "from overtaking the state of WA."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

611 I was trying to figure out why the msnbc scrunt was demanding that Trump guarantee that every American can get a virus test by Sunday.

Should've told her that she can get an IQ test right now if she wants.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (eqpxU)

612 Press from third world shitholes should not be admitted.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (E2o2V)

613 576
I don't call them presstitutes for nothing.

Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (4c12c)

Put them in little glass cubicle, with a little hamster feeder. You ask a decent question, you get a food pellet.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (1CjJc)

614 Democrats are all about the handouts not the health of people.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (XN+73)

615 I officially have a major headache...

@marthamaccallum

Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (cF8AT)
*******************
Ok, I had to look at her Twitter feed and am glad to see they are calling her out on Twitter

https://tinyurl.com/vxsoknx

Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (wiXsO)

616 529 Hand sanitizer also has electrolytes.
Fact.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (koNhm)

It's got what plants crave!

Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (Izzlo)

617 Translation: "Trump is trying to stop our efforts to crash Wall Street. How DARE he!?!"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (bDqIh)

618 Spit on them?
Beat their fucking heads into the mire of their blood!
And then spit on them.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (CLteG)

619 98% of tests are negative.
The presstitutes should get themselves infected and go around breathing on people. Maybe they can rent hotel rooms and offer free meth, booze, and 2 hole bedroom golf.

Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (4c12c)

620 CORONA VIRUS HAS AIDS
ANDREW GILLUM HARDEST HIT
TRUMP SAYS "HA!"

Posted by: Tomorrow's headline at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (ldmQR)

621 573 I am also unclear about whether I pay at the first or second window.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (yL25O)
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*rolls eyes*

They'll tell you.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (DuZls)

...

but what if I drive past the first window and the next guy pulls forward too and I can't back up?

I'm going to need corona testing and my anxiety meds at the same time.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (yL25O)

622
FACT: one Ana Navarro could feed a homeless family of four for a week.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (PD1/H)


Show her a flensing knife and she'll play possum, which is a heretofore unknown coping mechanism for whales.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (pNxlR)

623 I went out to dinner with a friend a few nights
ago. She went to the ladies room to wash her hands, came back and
picked up the menu...which is really germy.



I picked up the menu, decided what I wanted, and used hand sanitizer to clean my hands. (And I offered her mine too).

Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (11H2y)


She probably touched the bathroom door handle on the way out, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

624 508 I'm already sick of the phrase, "social distancing."
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (JoUsr)

I was practicing social distancing back when nobody ever heard of it!

Posted by: joncelli in annoying hipster mode at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (RD7QR)

625 Again, praise be to Twitter in one regard. Everyone knew *journalists* were biased Democratic whores. Twitter allowed everyone to know how stupid they are.

No cars, eh?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (puu6v)

626
Breaking News:

Heaven just called and said they won't be admitting any new Souls for the next 3 weeks. The recently departed will be asked to remain in Purgatory until then.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (L0EBd)

627 609 Serious question about drive-thru testing; where am I?
Posted by: Joe Biden
====================

OK, I LOL'd. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Guzalot at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (Rz36l)

628 600 you know, people are on edge and if things get a lot worse in the next few weeks, people like Jim Roberts are going to be dragged through the streets and beat like Pinatas. I wouldn't go spouting your fucking mouth off on Twitter anymore, keyboard warrior.
Posted by: grease nuts at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (HVMmF)

It couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of assholes.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (87i6C)

629 No asshat if you don't think you need the test don't ask for one, because it clogs up the system and resources.

Holy Crap MSNBC is really ginning up the scare

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (dKiJG)

630 239 Yes they did. They thought they had Trump this time.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (JUOKG)

They always do.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (Vo68S)

They need to put in an immediate order to Acme for a bigger Slingshot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (Kpl3J)

631 LOL, we males are so simple.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop



Did I miss a meta?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (gd9RK)

632 >>>>Serious question about drive-thru testing: What happens if you don't have a car?

The next Dem coronavirus bill will have money to buy cars for the poor so they can get tested.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (xPl2J)

633 I remember that MSNBC scrunt from election night 2016, telling Brian Williams Hillary had called Trump to concede. Boy was she not a happy camper.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (COzlW)

634 FACT: one Ana Navarro could feed a homeless family of four for a week.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (PD1/H)

Too much fat and high cholesterol.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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Low in carbs, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (PD1/H)

635 565 471 Rumors are that Inslee will up the declaration of a State of Emergency in WA in the next 48 hours, ordering businesses closed and travel ceased.


Prepare your anus.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (1CjJc)

I'm in favor of burning Inslee at the stake. Just in case it helps.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (87i6C)


Watching Inslee live right now on local TV, with professionals around him, it looks like me playing against starting NBA players.


It is that test, "which one is not like the others"?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (sy5kK)

636 487 These reporters did not cover themselves in glory here. They just revealed - not for the first time - exactly how effing stupid they are.

"Mr. President, can you tell us what you're doing about the corona virus?"

"WTF do you think we've BEEN doing, nitwit?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (eqpxU)


=======
Nicolle Wallace on MSLSD said that those reporters had to labor under very difficult circumstances, with the President even calling one question nasty.

I'm not kidding.

I guess the White House Correspondents Association needs to start awarding Purple Hearts to journalists that get bruised egos or are called names when dealing with evil Trump.

Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (AMIL/)

637 People who don't have cars should get a job.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (E2o2V)

638 I'll need to watch that presser again. A lot in there.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (vEIlU)

639 Translation: "Trump is trying to stop our efforts to crash Wall Street. How DARE he!?!"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (bDqIh)
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That's what I said.

Posted by: Greta at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (DuZls)

640
Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?


Her concern is so, so ... genuine!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (pNxlR)

641
Serious question about drive-thru testing; what happens if I go to give the window cashier my money and it drops between the window and my car door with no room to open it?
Posted by: El Kabong

=======

Hasn't that ever happened to you at a fast-food drive-thru?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (G51Gf)

642
@andicanderson
·
14m
Replying to
@marthamaccallum
I've social distanced myself from watching your show everyday...



Take that, Martha.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)

643 Ace I hope you see this . The Atlantic -Peter Wehner '#never trump'. The Trump Presidency Is Over. Pull it up Ace. smh

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (BsCoj)

644 Will Acosta attend the Folsom Street Fair?

They laugh at deadly virus's there.

Acosta should wear a barrel.

Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (4c12c)

645 *Reporter just found out that soap and water works as well as hand sanitizer.*

The old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (LwB8i)

646 Nicolle Wallace on MSLSD said that those reporters had to labor under very difficult circumstances, with the President even calling one question nasty.

I'm not kidding.
...
Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (AMIL/)
++++++++++++++
Pro tip for the press whores: don't start none, won't be none.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (hYcqw)

647 Did I miss a meta?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (gd9RK)

I don't think so.

I said something similar about AOC a couple threads ago.
Bewbs, man.
Boobs.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (ufFY8)

648 Serious question about drive-thru testing; is parallel parking on the test?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (eqpxU)

649 Azar: These people are selling a lot of TP. TP is not an effective deterrent to the virus.



LOL!

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (cF8AT)

How many times does this have to be stated? People are not panic buy tp because they think it deters the virus. They are panic buying because of being scared of being quarantined for long periods of time.

Posted by: damn. use yer head at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (/LQkF)

650 People who don't have cars should get a job.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (E2o2V)
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The *government* should *pay* for their cahs!

Posted by: Bernie at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (DuZls)

651

"They had rubber and tin drives in World War II"

Geezuz, Inslee.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (sy5kK)

652 634 FACT: one Ana Navarro could feed a homeless family of four for a week.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (PD1/H)

Too much fat and high cholesterol.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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Low in carbs, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (PD1/

How long could she fast before running out of her built-in food supply?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

653 I'm so done with the hysteria. This isn't the Andromeda Strain for God's sake.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

654
"Mr. President, can you tell us what you're doing about the corona virus?"

"WTF do you think we've BEEN doing, nitwit?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (eqpxU)


He needs bouncers and a trebuchet to expel such dolts. What say you, horde?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (pNxlR)

655 Trump: "Ladies and gentlemen, the great, really the very best American scientists have cured cancer. They have developed a groundbreaking new shot. . .?"


Jim Roberts: "Serious question: What about people who fear needles, huh? Also, what about people who have already died from cancer?"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (bDqIh)

656 Serious question about drive-thru testing: What happens if you don't have a car?
Jim Roberts (@nycjim)


It's all kneejerk.

Whatabout....!!!????

Mentally deficient.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (vEIlU)

657 Nicolle Wallace on MSLSD said that those reporters had to labor under very difficult circumstances

First, trying to figure out which end of the microphone to talk into, and second, fighting the urge to fellate it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (eqpxU)

658 @dmartosko
Replying to @marthamaccallum and @brianstelter
You'd think they would wipe the reporters' communal microphone down too.


The press, ever vigilant against risks to themselves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (hYcqw)

659
Here's a Powerline Week in Pictures preview with an emphasis on terlit paper:



https://tinyurl.com/vxysart





Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

============
Highly recommended. Especially the final pic.

Posted by: Mayor Bloombucks at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (NVYyb)

660 Kars4Korona kids commercials coming right up. Everybody gets a kar to go get tested.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (COzlW)

661 I heard Trump started catapulting reporters into the air and shouting pull for ceos to shoot at
True?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (y1UMU)

I would pay to watch that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (miJU3)

662 Will Acosta attend the Folsom Street Fair?

They laugh at deadly virus's there.

Acosta should wear a barrel.
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (4c12c)


He'll be wearing a 14 year old.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

663 @marthamaccallum



Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks
so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I
understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good
way to set the right example?

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (cF8AT)


She's hawking a book about her brave uncle who died on Iwo Jima at 19.

How ashamed would he be of her? What a princess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

664 Going to shop for TP. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (E2o2V)

665 The old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (LwB8i)
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True.

Posted by: Mediaeval Barber at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (DuZls)

666 Another non meep

"To meep or not to meep, That is the question"

Posted by: JT at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (arJlL)

667 Was at the big local hospital this am. I expected everyone in masks, gowns, gloves etc. Nothing unusual, all the receptionist asked is if I had traveled out of the country. Doctors, nurses, techs all just normal, very few masks on the visitors. This is a teaching hospital. They did sanitary lotion where you check out and we joked about the TP riot at local stores.

Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (neifc)

668

People who don't have cars should get a job.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (E2o2V)
---
The *government* should *pay* for their cahs!
Posted by: Bernie


The worst part about this is that the one CEO was all about going to people's homes if they couldn't drive. It's like they just didn't bother listening at all. I know---shocker!

Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (SFOr6)

669 646 Nicolle Wallace on MSLSD said that those reporters had to labor under very difficult circumstances, with the President even calling one question nasty.


Wasn't she the one that wanted to suck Michael Avenetti's dick a couple of years ago on national TV?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (sy5kK)

670 Martha Maccallum is a trouble maker.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (lfdhp)

671 Serious question about drive-thru testing: What happens if you're on HIGH. SPEED. RAIL.? Will you run train tracks through the testing center?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (eqpxU)

672 I'm so done with the hysteria. This isn't the Andromeda Strain for God's sake.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (NWiLs)


This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Prometheus at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

673 Serious question about drive-thru testing: What happens if you don't have a car?
Jim Roberts (@nycjim)


Call Uber, jerk!

F'ing media lived down to my expectations of them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (BiNEL)

674

Beautiful how people are capturing these idiots and pushing it right back at them.

They won't stop

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (vEIlU)

675 @EenaRuffini

NEW : CBS News has confirmed that the State Department hauled in the Chinese ambassador for claims the foreign ministry made that the coronavirus may have originated with the US military. 1/

Foreign ministry spokes person @zlj517 has been retweeting "articles" that claim the virus might have started in the US, possibly on a military base. The State Department suommoned the Chinese ambassador to express its displeasure. 2/

The Chinese ambassador met with the deputy sec for East Asia David Stilwell, who sources say "gave a very stern representation of the facts to the Ambo" who they characterized as being "very defensive." Am told there were no threats, just "frank diplomatic discourse." 3/

State officials say the action was taken to send a signal. "We wanted to put the government on notice we won't tolerate it for the good of the Chinese people and the world."

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (cF8AT)

676 #641 re drive through testing.

What if I get done at the window and as I drive away I look in the bag and my extra chalupa is missing. Do I have to wait in line while my food gets cold?

Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (4c12c)

677 >>>Wallace on MSLSD said that those reporters had to labor under very difficult circumstances
-------------
She doesn't know what "labor" even means.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (NVYyb)

678 Does no one remember the studies a few years ago that said hand sanitizer did bupkis?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (oVJmc)

679 Ana Navarro could feed a homeless family of four for a week.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March



you think a family of four is going to eat 300 lbs in a week?

Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (HALdu)

680
We were in a grocery store this morning when a pallet of the store's generic brand TP was brought down the aisle.

You know the type: RRA (raw red asshole) TP. I larfed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (pNxlR)

681 Azar: These people are selling a lot of TP. TP is not an effective deterrent to the virus.



LOL!

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (cF8AT)

How many times does this have to be stated? People are not panic buy tp because they think it deters the virus. They are panic buying because of being scared of being quarantined for long periods of time.
Posted by: damn. use yer head at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (/LQkF)

Don't be a scold, that was comedy gold

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (M+Lyo)

682 Serious question about drive-thru testing: What happens if you don't have a car?

...

Ask your friend.

OH WAIT

Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (yL25O)

683 671
Serious question about drive-thru testing: What happens if you're on
HIGH. SPEED. RAIL.? Will you run train tracks through the testing
center?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (eqpxU)

No man. I'll just get a chain, and give Corn Pop a piece of my mind!My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (ufFY8)

684 erious question about drive-thru testing: What happens if you don't have a car?
Jim Roberts (@nycjim)


you just know he was going to call out racism because they are racists at heart

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (vEIlU)

685 I swear I feel really good. Was feeling kinda freaked out this morning. That rose garden event and 2k Dow jump changed it. Fuck the msm. Fuck Biden.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (YncIt)

686 Going to shop for TP. Wish me luck.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (E2o2V)


Careful, it's a doggy dog world out there.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (aS1PU)

687 667 Was at the big local hospital this am. I expected everyone in masks, gowns, gloves etc. Nothing unusual, all the receptionist asked is if I had traveled out of the country. Doctors, nurses, techs all just normal, very few masks on the visitors. This is a teaching hospital. They did sanitary lotion where you check out and we joked about the TP riot at local stores.
Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (neifc)

My Wife's hospital doesn't have any

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (dKiJG)

688 It's all kneejerk.

Whatabout....!!!????

Mentally deficient.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (vEIlU)


Had a basketball coach in high school.

His response to shit like that was "We're not playin' no fucking WHAT IF games."

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)

689 Conspicuous stupidity is not a good look.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

690 I can't remember the last time I used a drive-thru. I hate them. I go in and get my food to go.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (xPl2J)

691 I saw that and had the same reaction. Who would've guessed this is how the Iranian regime collapses?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (pS94+)

There's a reason that "Pestilence" is one of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse - when things get bad enough for societies to collapse, it always shows up.

And I want to be clear, WE won't collapse - we've got good leadership, good hygiene, and good procedures in place. We'll be fine.

Iran has none of those things - Iran is finished.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)

692 Sloth catching sure looks easy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (1ISKN)

693 Now we get to hear what Juan Williams thinks about it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (aKsyK)

694 Why is twitter, which is banned by the chicom, distributing chicom propaganda, refusing to remove the chicom tweets?

Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (HALdu)

695 All WA schools closed until April 24.

https://www.seattletimes.com/education-lab/
inslee-announces-all-washington-
k-12-schools-to-close-in-an-effort-to-
slow-the-spread-of-coronavirus/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (1CjJc)

696 Foreign ministry spokes person @zlj517 has been retweeting "articles" that claim the virus might have started in the US, possibly on a military base. The State Department suommoned the Chinese ambassador to express its displeasure. 2/

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (cF8AT)
---
Communists lie like a Democrat!

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (DuZls)

697
you think a family of four is going to eat 300 lbs in a week?
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (HALdu)


Wow. You're being nice.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

698 Ace I hope you see this . The Atlantic -Peter Wehner '#never trump'. The Trump Presidency Is Over. Pull it up Ace. smh

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (BsCoj)




Peter Weiner?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (kw5n8)

699 @EenaRuffini

NEW : CBS News has confirmed that the State Department hauled in the Chinese ambassador for claims the foreign ministry made that the coronavirus may have originated with the US military. 1/

Foreign ministry spokes person @zlj517 has been retweeting "articles" that claim the virus might have started in the US, possibly on a military base. The State Department suommoned the Chinese ambassador to express its displeasure. 2/

The Chinese ambassador met with the deputy sec for East Asia David Stilwell, who sources say "gave a very stern representation of the facts to the Ambo" who they characterized as being "very defensive." Am told there were no threats, just "frank diplomatic discourse." 3/

State officials say the action was taken to send a signal. "We wanted to put the government on notice we won't tolerate it for the good of the Chinese people and the world."


Jail his ass, that;s what the chicoms do

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (M+Lyo)

700 Boss Moss - good luck hunting

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (ZCEU2)

701
678 Does no one remember the studies a few years ago that said hand sanitizer did bupkis?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (oVJmc)


Not true! Overuse leads to dry and cracked skin on the hands!

And it's a GREAT firestarting aid!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (pNxlR)

702 Sloth catching sure looks easy.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March



throwing them is hard though

Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (HALdu)

703 Why is twitter, which is banned by the chicom, distributing chicom propaganda, refusing to remove the chicom tweets?

Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (HALdu)
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That's Russian bot propaganda, son!

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (DuZls)

704 I don't think so.

I said something similar about AOC a couple threads ago.
Bewbs, man.
Boobs.


Yeah, that started my head scratching.

Sorry, dude, I'd been reading the nic with the wrong emphasis.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (gd9RK)

705 To meep, or not to meep - that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous ACME contraptions,
Or to take arms against a wily coyote,
And by opposing end them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (NWiLs)

706 Peter Weiner?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (kw5n


There is a urologist in my town named that. I am not kidding

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (M+Lyo)

707 Does no one remember the studies a few years ago that said hand sanitizer did bupkis?
======================
Would you PLEASE StFU?

Posted by: The Makers of Purell at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (7Fj9P)

708 What about us? How you gonna make French toast without us? Our pal the toilet paper is getting all the love. Not fair!

Posted by: Milk & Bread languishing on the shelf at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (COzlW)

709 Serious question about drive-thru testing: Do they pull a new piece of white paper across the road for each new car?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (yL25O)

710 Ace I hope you see this . The Atlantic -Peter Wehner '#never trump'. The Trump Presidency Is Over. Pull it up Ace. smh

As Adam Baldwin tweeted in response, "The walls are closing in again!" LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (ZGrMX)

711 665 The old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: Amy Schumer
---
True.
Posted by: Mediaeval Barber

---

Theodoric of York! Haven't heard from you in forever!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (Y4EXg)

712 641 re drive through testing.

What if I get done at the window and as I drive away I look in the bag and my extra chalupa is missing. Do I have to wait in line while my food gets cold?


Never leave the window without checking. They fuck you in the drive-through.

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (nRWPy)

713 Don't be a scold, that was comedy gold
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (M+Lyo)
++++++++++++++
I agree that it was pretty cold. I myself would never be so bold.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (hYcqw)

714 Now we get to hear what Juan Williams thinks about it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March




meh, we get to hear what he says, he does not think so much

Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (HALdu)

715
State officials say the action was taken to send a signal. "We wanted to put the government on notice we won't tolerate it for the good of the Chinese people and the world."

Jail his ass, that;s what the chicoms do
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (M+Lyo)


Give him a helicopter ride home.

"He slipped ... "

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (pNxlR)

716 There is a urologist in my town named that. I am not kidding

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (M+Lyo)

That's called an aptronym.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (xPl2J)

717 Off sock.

Posted by: tbodie at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (LwB8i)

718 Serious question about Motor-Voter registration: What if you don't have a car? Is this Democrat idea a way to suppress poor people from voting?

Posted by: Socratease at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (2GbWn)

719 686 Going to shop for TP. Wish me luck.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (E2o2V)

Careful, it's a doggy dog world out there.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (aS1PU)

He should of bought some last week.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (NWiLs)

720 674

Beautiful how people are capturing these idiots and pushing it right back at them.

They won't stop

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (vEIlU)


Could it be that some in the bureaucracy are becoming aware that the president is not the man gossip made him out to be?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (lfdhp)

721 So Chris Hayes the MSM's job is to bring down the stock market then.

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (ZCEU2)

722 The honey badger in the sidebar is smarter than all prominent lefties put together.

Posted by: irright at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (pMGkg)

723 We were in a grocery store this morning when a pallet of the store's generic brand TP was brought down the aisle.



You know the type: RRA (raw red asshole) TP. I larfed.


Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM

---

That happened to me at Sams this morning. Went early to beat the insane crowd and saw a guy stocking two pallets of TP of a brand I had never seen before at Sams. Some kind of orange and white package. I didn't buy any but I told him they would be gone in an hour.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (JUOKG)

724 >>All WA schools closed until April 24.

Wow - wait until the kids do the math and figure out summer break will now be about 2.5 weeks. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (bDqIh)

725 Silly me, I've only ever picked up pathogens at a drive thru.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (1ISKN)

726 Reporter: Mr President I have a question and a brief follow up question. Do you think it's selfish that you did not get tested? And my follow up, if you did get tested don't you think it's selfish that you got tested when millions of Americans don't have access to the test?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (L78vw)

727
How many times does this have to be stated? People are not panic buy tp because they think it deters the virus. They are panic buying because of being scared of being quarantined for long periods of time.
Posted by: damn. use yer head at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (/LQkF)



Then order the shit from Amazon when you get quarantined.

Use *YOUR* head.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

728 Who is the ultra-cunt in the orange dress?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Wasn't that a song ?

Posted by: JT at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (arJlL)

729 SO I JUST came back from a visit with my MD. He says I should be taking WAY more Prozac but that's not important right now...

I asked him his professional opinion, was coronavirus the real deal and was all the fuss and panic warranted. He replied "Yes". What I got from him was, it's serious, we need to take it seriously NOW, because when the virus peaks in the population it will happen fast and in a big way and we need to be ready.

Posted by: DB- just DB. KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON. at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (iTXRQ)

730 How many times does this have to be stated? People are not panic buy tp because they think it deters the virus. They are panic buying because of being scared of being quarantined for long periods of time.
Posted by: damn. use yer head at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (/LQkF)
---
But it's funnier that way.

Just like when I tell people there are other beers.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (DuZls)

731
So people are buying the stores out of TP and canned goods, but not soap and cleaning products.

Sounds cromulent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (r+sAi)

732 I have no patience with people who don't keep adequate amounts of toilet paper.

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (nRWPy)

733 Could it be that some in the bureaucracy are becoming aware that the president is not the man gossip made him out to be?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (lfdhp)
++++++++++
If he were who they said he was, the camps not only would have been built, they'd already be closed down by now, having done the job for which they were intended.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (hYcqw)

734 Posted by: damn. use yer head at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (/LQkF)

It's strictly a mob mentality purchase.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (L78vw)

735 OMG can you believe that Trump had all these people gather together during this crisis MSNBC yes this was said, Fuck these scare mongers. If Obama was in office I wouldn't want him tested because if he does test positive, then you will Really see some panic.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (dKiJG)

736 728 Who is the ultra-cunt in the orange dress?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


As loud as she was stupid.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (H8QX8)

737 728 Who is the ultra-cunt in the orange dress?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Wasn't that a song ?
Posted by: JT at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (arJlL)

The Hollies, I think.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

738 Serious question about drive-thru testing: Do they pull a new piece of white paper across the road for each new car?


Turn your wheel and cough.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (oVJmc)

739 Just came from my local Fred Meyers. It was getting crowded and definite tension in the air. A tad frantic.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (axyOa)

740 How many times does this have to be stated? People are not panic buy tp because they think it deters the virus. They are panic buying because of being scared of being quarantined for long periods of time.

Posted by: damn. use yer head at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (/LQkF)


There's a line to get tested for the virus but there's also a line to get a friggin' sense of humor right next to it.

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (cF8AT)

741 Serious question about drive-thru testing: what if my car window is up?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (eqpxU)

742 732
I have no patience with people who don't keep adequate amounts of toilet paper.

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (nRWPy)

We always have a sufficient supply.
At least a 45-roll package in reserve at all times. LOL.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (ufFY8)

743 As loud as she was stupid.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (H8QX
++++++++++++++
Put a nail in it, folks. Danny-boy just provided the default response to all questions about anyone in the press.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (hYcqw)

744 I have no patience with people who don't keep adequate amounts of toilet paper.
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (nRWPy)

They are the shits

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (M+Lyo)

745 I'll be giving free Corona Virus tests with my penis behind the pool.

Posted by: Weinstein Out on Bail at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (Lg/Uq)

746 Serious question about drive-thru testing: what if my car window is up?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (eqpxU)
---
Or what if, you know, you can't roll it down?

Should I die because I can't roll my window down!

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (DuZls)

747 735
OMG can you believe that Trump had all these people gather together
during this crisis MSNBC yes this was said, Fuck these scare mongers. If
Obama was in office I wouldn't want him tested because if he does test
positive, then you will Really see some panic.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (dKiJG)

I like the single microphone that was shared.
Lick it, reporters.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (ufFY8)

748 705 To meep, or not to meep - that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous ACME contraptions,
Or to take arms against a wily coyote,
And by opposing end them.
Posted by: Insomniac

ahem

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (d7Ww2)

749 Were there any questions answered that the media couldn't have answered for themselves, if they had functioning brains?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (Uu+Jp)

750 The Five is on. Juan will beclown himself at any moment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

751 Some fat woman in harris teeter told my son he couldn't buy all the rest of the frozen broccoli. He told her he seriously doubted she ever ate a vegetable.


Not nice, honey. Be better.

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (nRWPy)

752 Trump cut funding to the national hand sanitizer reserve in 2018!!!! We are all doomed!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (dNzKv)

753 OH NOES! Juan's favorite Manhattan restaurant is going to be closed for two weeks!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

754
If it hasn't been said already, Chris Hayes needs to be castrated, so no more of his DNA gets into the population.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (sy5kK)

755 I have no patience with people who don't keep adequate amounts of toilet paper.

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (nRWPy)

We always have a sufficient supply.
At least a 45-roll package in reserve at all times. LOL.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (ufFY

We do keep a supply, just as we do with food. Still, last week a picked up an extra bundle, because I was seeing this coming.

Still, I did not fill a shopping cart. I grabbed one bundle.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (x8Wzq)

756 Sean Davis just tweeted this post.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (datdl)

757 I guess canned ravioli requires a lot of shit paper

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (M+Lyo)

758 Damnit I hate when I get a song in my head, but don't know the name of it....or enough lyrics to search for it.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)

759 I bet those environmentalists feel stupid now. Burning up all of our hand sanitizer as a fuel additive.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (dNzKv)

760 >>How many times does this have to be stated? People are not panic buy tp because they think it deters the virus. They are panic buying because of being scared of being quarantined for long periods of time.


I was in the local grocery on Monday and there was a woman with 4 24pack rolls in line in front of me.

Anyone who thinks they are going to be quarantined so long they will need almost 100 rolls of toilet paper is an idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

761 Some fat woman in harris teeter told my son he couldn't buy all the rest of the frozen broccoli. He told her he seriously doubted she ever ate a vegetable.


Not nice, honey. Be better.
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (nRWPy)


heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (vEIlU)

762
Had a basketball coach in high school.

His response to shit like that was "We're not playin' no fucking WHAT IF games."
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)


Every now and again one of my scouts tries to "what if" or "I've done that once already" in matters of advancement. I quash that real quick with, "Mr. Krebs doesn't entertain advancement attorneys - now do what your youth leader or I asked you to do."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (pNxlR)

763 I like the single microphone that was shared.
Lick it, reporters.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM



I laughed at that too.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (axyOa)

764 Were there any questions answered that the media couldn't have answered for themselves, if they had functioning brains?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (Uu+Jp)
++++++++++
Yeah, I can think of two:
- Whether there is an ETA from the retailers about restocking paper and soap products
- What coordination is ongoing with the European authorities

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (hYcqw)

765 If it hasn't been said already, Chris Hayes needs to be castrated, so no more of his DNA gets into the population.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (sy5kK)


You're good.

Men's anus' can't get pregnant.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)

766 When leaving the hospital this am, the ladies at the desk said just use soap and water.....And no, we don't check to see if you have taken our TP....

Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM (neifc)

767 I guess canned ravioli requires a lot of shit paper


That's nothing next to truck stop ravioli.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM (gd9RK)

768 756 Sean Davis just tweeted this post.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (datdl)

Is this now a pants on situation?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM (nNEcr)

769 So market ended, what, flat for the week?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM (GbPPJ)

770 Sean Davis just tweeted this post.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (datdl)
---
Wow. That's a remarkable feat!

Hurts my head to think about it.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (DuZls)

771 ahem
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (d7Ww2)

Yes?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (NWiLs)

772 I really want to know can Trump suspend any patents on these tests or vaccines?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (dKiJG)

773 748 705 To meep, or not to meep - that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous ACME contraptions,
Or to take arms against a wily coyote,
And by opposing end them.
Posted by: Insomniac

ahem
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (d7Ww2)


nurse, that was actually kinda creative. gotta give Insom props.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (sy5kK)

774
What's this? The chinks are gloating that they can deprive us of our medicine?


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (903QB)

775 Since toilet paper is in short supply, has Taco Bell seen a dropoff in sales?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (eqpxU)

776 A tad frantic.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (axyOa)

I just got an email from my favorite wine and liquor store. Their epidemiologists assured me that they are taking all precautions.


But more important...they are still delivering (for free with a $50 purchase), so until they run out of booze I am fine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (dLLD6)

777 I have no patience with people who don't keep adequate amounts of toilet paper.

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (nRWPy)

We always have a sufficient supply.
At least a 45-roll package in reserve at all times. LOL.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (ufFY

We do keep a supply, just as we do with food. Still, last week a picked up an extra bundle, because I was seeing this coming.

Still, I did not fill a shopping cart. I grabbed one bundle.
Posted by: Thomas Meagher at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (x8Wzq)


same

I just grabbed an extra one on a day I ran in for something else.

I think it is the larger families that are worried.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (vEIlU)

778 I buy 2 Costco sized bundles of toilet paper at a time, always. Then stack to th he ceiling in the linen closet. When I get down to about 12, I repeat.

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (nRWPy)

779
That is, our pharmaceuticals.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (903QB)

780
Is this now a pants on situation?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM (nNEcr)


Every troll is going to descend upon us.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (dNzKv)

781 Anyone who thinks they are going to be quarantined so long they will need almost 100 rolls of toilet paper is an idiot.
How big was her butt?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (r+sAi)

782 I think it would be amusing if the tests were gender specific just to freak out the non-binaries.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

783 >>>Is this now a pants on situation?

Only when Mollie tweets the blog. You don't want to embarrass her.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (datdl)

784 754
If it hasn't been said already, Chris Hayes needs to be castrated, so no more of his DNA gets into the population.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (sy5kK)

How we would know the difference, absent direct physical inspection...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (NWiLs)

785
Is this now a pants on situation?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM (nNEcr)


Nood!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (dNzKv)

786 If it hasn't been said already, Chris Hayes needs to be castrated, so no more of his DNA gets into the population.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

----

"If it hasn't been said already"? Dawg, it's been DONE already!

Posted by: RKae at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (erEY1)

787 -
--
If it hasn't been said already, Chris Hayes needs to be castrated, so no more of his DNA gets into the population.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM

-------------------

His dna is going in neither the right gender nor orifice for progeny to be a danger.

Posted by: irright at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (pMGkg)

788 And actually, he tweeted it an hour ago. I just saw it because Julie Kelly retweeted him.

Yes, twitter is for f*gs and I'm covered in glitter.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (datdl)

789 ahem
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (d7Ww2)

Yes?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (NWiLs)


Bow chicka WOW-wow.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)

790 772 I really want to know can Trump suspend any patents on these tests or vaccines?
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (dKiJG)


Dunno, but he could encourage the inventors to offer non-exclusive licenses to the technology.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (eqpxU)

791 ahem

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (d7Ww2)


nurse, you should view that appropriation as tribute!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (BiNEL)

792 I keep an adequate amount of TP here for the two of us, and more stored in the guest bath.

But I don't keep 40 or 50 rolls. In normal life, that's silly. We don't have a basement and that kind of storage space.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

793 When leaving the hospital this am, the ladies at the
desk said just use soap and water.....And no, we don't check to see if
you have taken our TP....





Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM

---

People are going to start stealing TP from our VFW, I just know they are.


Heck they steal light bulbs from us from the patio deck and the fishing pier already, so TP is going to be next. It got so bad we switched the ceiling fans on the patio out for LED units because light bulbs were coming up missing all of the time.


I am going to have to lock that $hit up.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 05:13 PM (JUOKG)

794 If it hasn't been said already, Chris Hayes needs to be castrated

Again?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 05:13 PM (eqpxU)

795 Holy crap...an ABC national security analyst....pigs are flying:

@TomBossert

.@realDonaldTrump #Coronavirus press conference: Good tone; look after the most vulnerable. Very strong leadership; waiving red tape & making assistance available. Very wise to bring in the private sector and remind us to continue interventions with closures and cancellations.

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 05:13 PM (cF8AT)

796
I like the single microphone that was shared.
Lick it, reporters.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (ufFY


Trump ought to have made licking the mike a requirement before they could ask their question. If they objected, his rejoinder could easily have been, "Why not? You had no problem kissing Barack's ass."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 05:13 PM (pNxlR)

797 nood - state dept.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2020 05:13 PM (l6b3d)

798 I am now officially terrified. OF ALL THE STUPID FUCKS WHO ARE JERKING US AROUND!!!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 13, 2020 05:14 PM (d/STv)

799 774
What's this? The chinks are gloating that they can deprive us of our medicine?


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (903QB)


not a good idea to poke the Trump bear.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 05:14 PM (sy5kK)

800 nood - with grey boxes too

Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2020 05:14 PM (l6b3d)

801 705 To meep, or not to meep - that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous ACME contraptions,
Or to take arms against a wily coyote,
And by opposing end them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (NWiLs)


/hand sanitizer-dripping golf clap

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 13, 2020 05:15 PM (DTX3h)

802 The Target CEO's response on timelines for restocking was probably realistic, but not a "good" answer. And if people don't like the answer or feel like the company is letting them down, Trump has given Target a face and a name. It's not Trump's job to keep the Targets and Walmarts stocked, but he made sure you know who's job it is. Which is great.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 13, 2020 05:17 PM (uM6CE)

803 Any lab coats and stethoscopes at the presser?/

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2020 05:18 PM (msY5z)

804 Buffets in Las Vegas are all closed. Oh the humanity of it all. Now everyone has to eat somewhere else.

Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2020 05:23 PM (neifc)

805
OH NOES! Juan's favorite Manhattan restaurant is going to be closed for two weeks!
Posted by: Jane D'oh


We need a Manhattan Project to take care of that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 05:24 PM (aKsyK)

806 The fucking twit hacks are deleting the screencaps.

Posted by: Dave G at March 13, 2020 05:26 PM (iIsJg)

807 All those tweets Ace screenshotted are now not available via Twitter.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy at March 13, 2020 05:27 PM (x6XkS)

808 welcome to "let us all stay home for 2 weeks" economy. 2/3s driven by consumers that are only consuming toilet paper at the moment.

Posted by: politic uber alles at March 13, 2020 05:28 PM (0hOKG)

809 We need Star Chambers and flying hit squads for f-ed up propagandists like Jim Roberts.

Posted by: rayra at March 13, 2020 05:29 PM (Pgsaa)

810 The rally was probably a short squeeze. Scheduling the speech right before the close was a stroke of genius.

Holding a short over this weekend would be insanely risky so most shorts would have planned on covering today. But the last time Trump spoke he announced a travel ban that crashed the market so they stayed in to see what he said. When the speech turned out to be a nothingburger they all had to buy at once.

Just MHO.

Posted by: schizoid at March 13, 2020 05:32 PM (5fifH)

811 But I don't think he's personally responsible for my health.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

He is personally responsible for financial losses we have experienced, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 05:37 PM (miJU3)

812 "So he just deleted it. He didn't explain why. He just zapped it, and hoped no one noticed." plus all the other associated Twitter games.

We are living 1984.

This is Newspeak.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 13, 2020 06:07 PM (6eEQ+)

813
F-1 is cancelled until May.
I haz a sad
Posted by: Skip

Whew!

Posted by: Haas Racing at March 13, 2020 06:35 PM (t6XCL)

814 The NYT's the Grey Lady is a Liar

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 13, 2020 06:37 PM (wGqjj)

815 You can ride your tricycle, you a**hole.

Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at March 13, 2020 07:24 PM (Lxxwf)

816 Jim Roberts is busy fucking goats

Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 09:10 PM (X5CsJ)

817 This morning I saw a story that said Biden has now won the election.

By 4 EDT, Biden was still a loser.

Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 09:12 PM (X5CsJ)

818 Got that fuckin' right Ace.
All of it Brother.
All of it.
BFYTW!

Posted by: Phil Carson at March 13, 2020 09:21 PM (wD6gy)

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