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sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Please Respect My Private Right to Party With Meth and "HoneyHammock"
From the arrest report generated by the Gillum meth bust:
Gillum and his former campaign treasurer Adam Corey were both the subjects of a Florida ethics investigation and an FBI corruption probe, stemming from his time as the Mayor of Tallahassee. Gillum, who is married, and Corey were rumored to have been in a long term intimate relationship.Sorry for a very light blogging day. I do not want to join the media in their Clickbait Panic Spreading. But that's literally the only "news" today -- more viral panic, more panic being spread by intentional Patient Zeroes of the media, more media "superspreaders," more media Bug Chasers, more fear pandemic. But, on the plus side: HoneyHammock. Matt Gaetz has a reply for Gillum, who called him a "criminal" for an old DUI bust back in 2018:
There is only one of us who gets methed-out in hotel rooms with guys in Miami.....YOU!!! https://t.co/HgbuMbpEnm
— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) March 13, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 02:24 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 02:24 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2020 02:24 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 02:25 PM (d7Ww2)
slurp slurp
Posted by: Andy at March 13, 2020 02:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at March 13, 2020 02:25 PM (SNXkD)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 13, 2020 02:25 PM (Ci6sH)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 13, 2020 02:26 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: WOPR at March 13, 2020 02:26 PM (j6eCi)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:26 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: tbodie at March 13, 2020 02:26 PM (LwB8i)
I officially declare this to be an overreaction. We had far more to worry about after 9/11, and didn't freak out nearly as much.
Posted by: Mike at March 13, 2020 02:26 PM (+pyyc)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 02:26 PM (TlL+m)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 13, 2020 02:26 PM (RownU)
Posted by: Bosk at March 13, 2020 02:26 PM (lDdRA)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 02:26 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (mp60o)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (TlL+m)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (lg/F7)
"Trump's holding fun-raisers in the White House!"
"Trump stopped the CDC from doings tests!"
ChiCom propaganda is actually more credible at this point.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (cfSRQ)
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You could go see The Hunt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (RownU)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: pookysgirl, grand chauffeur at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 13, 2020 02:26 PM (8D42x)
her name could be Alexandria
her name could be Paige
it's always the tits.
Posted by: men at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (TlL+m)
That mean the Zombies are rising?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 13, 2020 02:28 PM (oUu4V)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 13, 2020 02:28 PM (Ci6sH)
I don't know what that is.
Where have I been? Where am I now?
The world is getting too confusing.
Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2020 02:28 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 13, 2020 02:28 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 13, 2020 02:28 PM (n2tE8)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 13, 2020 02:28 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 02:28 PM (bDqIh)
Honeyhammock??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (sjdRT)
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Are we sure that isn't a typo?
Maybe it's supposed to be "homeyhammock".
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:28 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 13, 2020 02:29 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Liberace at March 13, 2020 02:29 PM (BDQo0)
and you're eclectic taste in music could lead down a fun and glorious path.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 02:29 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 02:29 PM (aKsyK)
21 Coronavirus death toll is back down to 40. It was 41 earlier today. Hmm.
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (TlL+m)
He was only mostly dead. He got better.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 02:29 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2020 02:29 PM (sjdRT)
Score a win for the Democrats.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 02:29 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard.
Posted by: Juicy Smollett at March 13, 2020 02:29 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2020 02:30 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Barry Soeroto at March 13, 2020 02:30 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 02:30 PM (Vo68S)
This, too, is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 13, 2020 02:30 PM (MEkNT)
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 02:30 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2020 02:30 PM (q177U)
As a suggestion, movie review threads and discussion of hot female athletes....and, heck, one one new and exciting footwear or whatever ettes prefer.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 13, 2020 02:30 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (puu6v)
Who the shit wants to blow a 56 year old meth-head?
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 02:30 PM (UnA8+)
Someone who wants money for meth.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 02:24 PM (d7Ww2)
you better not meep
you better not cry
nurse ratched is coming to town
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (pS94+)
and you're eclectic taste in music could lead down a fun and glorious path.
- - - -
Good idea!
Also book and movie recommendations for a distraction (i.e. I don't want to read plague fiction).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (9PtLS)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (MEkNT)
Weird what people were panic-buying. Toilet paper, paper towels, rubbing alcohol were long gone, so they were moving onto other areas, like all the fresh ground turkey in the store.
And bread.
Weird.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (cfSRQ)
Idiots!!!
Posted by: Floridachick
How powerful is the media that they were able to make that weirdo look normal enough to almost become governor?
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (TlL+m)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Flounder at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (GdJ+p)
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 02:32 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 02:30 PM (UnA8+)
She, or he, resembles Samantha Power or Hunter Biden.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:32 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Caliban at March 13, 2020 02:32 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2020 02:32 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 02:32 PM (hLRSq)
OT: I was at Publix today. Place is packed, a lot of empty shelves.
I officially declare this to be an overreaction. We had far more to worry about after 9/11, and didn't freak out nearly as much.
Posted by: Mike
We have devolved substantially since then.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 02:32 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 13, 2020 02:32 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:32 PM (pS94+)
(to the tune of Sugar Sugar by the Archies)
Honey
awww
Honey Hammock.
You are my crackhead whore
and I can't stop smoking meth.
Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2020 02:32 PM (N9G0H)
I was yelling COME ON! in my house when I saw the earlier thread, but I was too late to comment.
I'm glad there's another thread about it.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (9hauA)
yes I know, i screwed up. I'll do that later today.
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (puu6v)
Remember Occam's Razor, my friend.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Corpse 41 at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (SNXkD)
Also book and movie recommendations for a distraction (i.e. I don't want to read plague fiction).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (bDqIh)
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Gotcha covered here. New book out. link in my nick.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 02:26 PM (xfb67)
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we're extra stupid out here in #Failifornia. UC Irvine sent most of their students home, due to a few infected students.
"...git 'em skeered,and then keep the skeer on'em."
Nathan Bedford Forrest
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (Ci6sH)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (TlL+m)
He got better, Jim.
Posted by: tbodie at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (LwB8i)
"How do I self-quarantine? Is it safe to answer the doorbell? Can I still walk my dog? What are the legal consequences?"
Posted by: mnw at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Honey Otter at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (Orx/W)
Who the shit wants to blow a 56 year old meth-head?
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 02:30 PM (UnA8+)
Democrat candidates for Governor, apparently.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
SATURDAY HAS BEEN CANCELLED!"
It's even better. Monday through Friday have been deemed to be Saturday, just spelled differently.
This isn't even the same country as it was 9/11 and it was lame even then.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (puu6v)
Weird.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:31 PM (cfSRQ)
And people laughed when I bought an 1100 lb Swedish bread oven.
Wait till they run out and I'm the only game in town...
Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (mrrpT)
Especially people in the public eye.
This guy was like a gaffe away from being Florida's Governor.
Posted by: Blago at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (sjTfF)
Coronavirus death toll is back down to 40. It was 41 earlier today. Hmm.
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (TlL+m)
Lazurus got some help again?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (mp60o)
Posted by: CORY BOOKER at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (lMn1U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (m/Gc2)
Yeah, just noticed, he's listed as the Complainant.
Which means he wasn't part of the Gay Meth Party.
He's the one who called the cops on Gillum.
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Democrats and other treasonists and seditionists at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (sy5kK)
awww
Honey Hammock.
You are my crackhead whore
and I can't stop smoking meth.
Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2020 02:32 PM (N9G0H)
Golf Clap.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (PbpT7)
Be better, Ace.
Be better.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
"PornHub Helps Italians Stay Indoors with Free Premium Access"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (d1uFV)
The problem with groups of three (or "throupling") is that only one person at a time can be the Lucky Pierre.
With a larger group of perhaps 10 or more, with enough space to form a circle, they could *all* be Lucky Pierres.
If this guy can't even put a drug-fueled homoerotic orgy together, how can he be trusted to run an entire state?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Donny Brook at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (J9A97)
doesn't have an email account... Sure.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (wiXsO)
One of his campaign signs was stuck in the side of the road and it was a fairly large one, about 4 feet by 4 feet made of wood.
Someone had shot it full of holes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:32 PM (pS94+)
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Is that a top or bottom?
It seems like a bottom but lying on his back, no?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (cfSRQ)
>>>39 hey, ace. you did say you'd do a fun music thread.
yes I know, i screwed up. I'll do that later today.
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM (PbpT7)
*tunes ukulele*
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 02:35 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:35 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 13, 2020 02:35 PM (L0EBd)
Dude doesn't have email?
...
His email is "PorkRocket@gmail.com"
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 02:35 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because PHDNKH at March 13, 2020 02:35 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2020 02:35 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2020 02:35 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (d1uFV)
If I'm reading the report right, he's the one who called the cops.
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 02:35 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (TlL+m)
One was only turned into a Newt, but got better.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 02:35 PM (bDqIh)
Idiots!!!
Posted by: Floridachick
How powerful is the media that they were able to make that weirdo look normal enough to almost become governor?
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Scary stuff.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (MEkNT)
First, you'll blow me.
Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2020 02:35 PM (mrrpT)
I always tell the bakery person to check and make sure it's Jewish.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 02:35 PM (PbpT7)
GimmeDaBeef@gmail.com
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
I strongly approve of the animal videos Ace is putting in the sidebar. Nice palate cleanser.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:35 PM (Ejm1K)
Very much this. Moar baby animals.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020
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*
It's a miracle -- a victim raised from the dead! Hallelujah!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (Ejm1K)
Be better.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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No, YOU be better.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (JRaU+)
People have lost their ever lovin minds.
Posted by: NavyMom at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (EYMQq)
I officially declare this to be an overreaction. We had far more to worry about after 9/11, and didn't freak out nearly as much.
Posted by: Mike at March 13, 2020 02:26 PM (+pyyc)
THIS. Over 3,000 Americans were killed and there wasn't this much panic and hysteria
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (6KlTa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (5KWnQ)
I'm feeling bettah!
Posted by: Death #41 at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: EveR at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
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PinkTopedo69@hotmail.com
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (cfSRQ)
I don't want to know how you know that.
Posted by: Moki at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (mFoNl)
"Do you have Prince Albert in your can?"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: NavyMom at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (EYMQq)
Was probably told to by their boss.
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (UnA8+)
And its not even Easter.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (C+evo)
41 was just mostly dead
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (P4Pk9)
====================
"I...feel...HAPPY!!"
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (7Fj9P)
"Sorry to bother you Hillary, but do you have any more of that Bite Bleach stuff at your place?"
Posted by: Corey Booker at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (2XyT4)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (CQ3Qb)
https://tinyurl.com/z7l8jq2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Honey Hammock at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (pS94+)
2 oz Cleveland Whiskey Honey Locust Bourbon
˝ oz St. Germain
˝ oz Buckeye Cherry Liqueur
1 oz fresh lemon juice
1 barspoon of creamed honey
2 dashes Fee Brothers Peach Bitters
Soda
Lemon slice
Cherry
Directions:
In a shaker tin, dryshake (no ice) the first 6 ingredients
Pour into Sling glass packed with ice
Top with soda, half a stir to combine
Garnish with a lemon-cherry sail
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (mp60o)
Tomorrow is Pi Day. If you have a favorite pie bakery, hit them up today or you will be very disappointed tomorrow.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:36 PM (Ejm1K)
Joey B. did it. He's got it under control.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: f'd at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (Tnijr)
Carlos Danger Meets the Amazing Atomic HoneyHammock
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
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I rented that in college. That one girl was crazy flexible.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (cfSRQ)
CornholeMe@yahoo.com
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2020 02:32 PM (q177U)
No. it is all about Orangeman.
Specifically, taking down Orangeman.
It always has been.
Never, ever forget this.
The wrong guy won in 2016, and the opposition that controls the messaging will continue to do whatever they have to until he is gone.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (SENHs)
Jfc. This flag was almost Governor.
Posted by: trev006 at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (QHSfo)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (CQ3Qb)
Camgirls are officially extinct.
Other dudes pretending to be girls with 3D Motion-rigged Animu Waifu Avatars and Voice Changing Apps have stolen their thirsty boys away.
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2020 02:32 PM (q17
You're going to see an epic power grab.
And then we'll remake society.
Posted by: DNC MEDIA COMPLEX at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (AXS9h)
"Do you have Prince Albert in your can?"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (ykYG2)
Or Marv Albert in your can...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (pS94+)
His real name is right there: Aldo Mejias.
Hey at least Gillum isn't racist.
Posted by: Honey Hammock at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:35 PM (Ejm1K)
Very much this. Moar baby animals.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020
*
*
There are more than a few Siberian kitten vids on YouTube. Siberians may be nutty cats (I've known 3 well; 2 were sickly while 1 was psycho) -- but not much on earth is cuter than a Siberian kitten.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (Ejm1K)
Lime party? Orange party? Kiwi party, no sounds too specifically New Zealandish, how about tangerine party?
Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: BignJames at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (ptqGC)
Motion-rigged Animu Waifu Avatars and Voice Changing Apps have stolen
their thirsty boys away.
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (UnA8+)
Leave Melody alone!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Friday the 13th at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (Vo68S)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/re61B8sKQWk
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (Onvp1)
Posted by: Chris W
In keeping with the theme of promoting panic, I'm gonna declare right now that this means the virus has morphed and that one person turned in a zombie and we're just a few days--possibly hours!--away from the actual zombie apocalypse.
Posted by: Biergood at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 13, 2020 02:40 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (CQ3Qb)
If Trump ends up subsidizing Valve Software and Riot Games inside the month, I'll know the bad times are a coming.
Posted by: trev006 at March 13, 2020 02:40 PM (QHSfo)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (mp60o)
The funny marks are 1/2 for those of you with a well-equipped and -stocked bar ("1 barspoon of creamed honey"?)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 02:40 PM (mp60o)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:40 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 02:40 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (hYcqw)
I'm not going to ask how you know this.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 02:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2020 02:29 PM (sjdRT)
No, he's the one who called the EMT's. Dyson was the fallen domino.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 02:40 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 13, 2020 02:40 PM (7Fj9P)
Awwright....who's already sent an email?
Posted by: BignJames at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (X/Pw5)
**raises hand**
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2020 02:40 PM (sjdRT)
https://tinyurl.com/z7l8jq2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (hYcqw)
Her dog looks pretty much like a male version of my dog.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 02:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
******
Gillum was F'd up cause he had bad meat in the can
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 02:41 PM (Onvp1)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 02:41 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Chris M at March 13, 2020 02:41 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 13, 2020 02:41 PM (8/VCg)
https://tinyurl.com/z7l8jq2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020
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My carefully considered opinion of yesterday has not changed. Paige is what a woman is supposed to look like. The end.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (PbpT7)
Got my census form, today.
I ain't filling that shit out. Why would I want to add to congressional representation of a blue state.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (CQ3Qb)
I'm not condemning.
They found a way to pull the rug out from under all the e-thots.
That's an alpha move.
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (UnA8+)
-To the gym.
To the gym?
-Yeah. The White Swallow Spa.
Gaah!
-Yep. He went in there and wrestled with all kinds o' guys. He wasn't too good, though. This one black guy had him pinned down for fifteen minutes straight!
Posted by: Matt & Trey at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (CQ3Qb)
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I PronHub publicly traded? (Asking for a friend.)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 02:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
+++++++++++
She has a dog? I don't see any dogs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (TlL+m)
It was the guy who said he wasn't dead yet...
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (cF8AT)
Coronavirus death toll is back down to 40. It was 41 earlier today. Hmm.
41 was just mostly dead
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 13, 2020 02:37 PM (P4Pk9)
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Dude, I can't believe I just melvined Death.
Posted by: Ted "Theodore" Logan at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (cfSRQ)
https://tinyurl.com/z7l8jq2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (hYcqw)
Her dog looks pretty much like a male version of my dog.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020
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There was a dog?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Ejm1K)
Although if you're bold and curious, you can break in and spend the night in the U-505, then cuddled up with Sue the TyranoSoros.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (TlL+m)
I told you I wasn't dead yet!
Posted by: Climbing out of the Cart, again! at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (z79tQ)
1 Super Bowl 49 fan reactions
2 Nurse
3 An airport runway
Posted by: Regular joe at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (JRaU+)
Coronavirus death toll is back down to 40. It was 41 earlier today. Hmm.
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (TlL+m)
I'm not dead yet!
Posted by: That guy who yells "I'm not dead yet!" at March 13, 2020 02:43 PM (e7uZP)
https://tinyurl.com/z7l8jq2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:38 PM (hYcqw)
One of my neighbor's sister was on the LPGA tour. She had a deeper voice than me and could probably kick my ass up and down the street if she wanted to.
Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2020 02:43 PM (mrrpT)
https://tinyurl.com/z7l8jq2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020
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My carefully considered opinion of yesterday has not changed. Paige is what a woman is supposed to look like. The end.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Ejm1K)
Dat hourglass figure.
She looked damn good slim and lean for Sports Illustrated too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 13, 2020 02:43 PM (d1uFV)
If this guy can't even put a drug-fueled homoerotic orgy together,
Speaking of which, time to confirm the status of MoMes.
Bluebell: The rumor on the Associated Press yesterday was that you had cancelled the NoVA MoMe on account of too much face-lickin' an' stuff.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 02:43 PM (qXNVo)
That was almost the governor of Florida.
This is what the Democrats are. Never trust them. They are never what they seem. They are creepy grifters.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 13, 2020 02:43 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (ptqGC)
Right here!!!
Posted by: Dick Morris at March 13, 2020 02:43 PM (Vo68S)
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There was a dog?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Ejm1K)
Yeah, I have to work on my priorities.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 02:43 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 02:43 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 13, 2020 02:43 PM (XN+73)
Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2020 02:32 PM (q177U)
Somebody suddenly figured out how to create unwarranted panic and they're so surprised by their success that they're just flexing their muscles now.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2020 02:43 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because PHDNKH at March 13, 2020 02:44 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (1ISKN)
************
well it was Gmail
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 02:44 PM (Onvp1)
Posted by: The Angel of Death in a Funny Hat at March 13, 2020 02:44 PM (ZUUI1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 02:44 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 02:44 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2020 02:40 PM (sjdRT)
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Tell me of the honeyhammocks of your home world.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:44 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2020 02:43 PM (RD7QR)
And it doesn't help when you've got Governors who are full ORANGEMANBAD and keep saying "Well, I might impose a multi-week quarantine and travel ban..."
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 02:44 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Reggie Love at March 13, 2020 02:44 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
My brother texted me yesterday saying forget about this country surviving WW 2, it wouldn't have survived disco!
Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 13, 2020 02:44 PM (3qbxb)
That's how many days between Friday the 13th in a year.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 02:43 PM (L0EBd)
too spooky for mookie
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 13, 2020 02:45 PM (d1uFV)
https://tinyurl.com/z7l8jq2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020
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That increased my club-head speed considerably.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 13, 2020 02:45 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (ptqGC)
"Uh, honey, about all this. You're going to laugh, but ..."
Wife stone-faced.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:45 PM (eqpxU)
Easter will be April 12th, the day of my origin, this year, for the third and last time of my life.
Next time it will be 2093.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 02:45 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 02:45 PM (aKsyK)
...
3 An airport runway
Posted by: Regular joe at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (6/uwW)
++++++++++++
Seattle was responsible for the first expense report that I ever had rejected by corporate finance. I spent a week with a customer there and they had no parking, so I had to park offsite somewhere close enough to walk.
The best parking deal, though kind of distant, was at the Church of Scientology. They rented out their lot.
My expense report was rejected with, "the company does not compensate religious expenditures." The appeal took close to a month because they didn't believe me that it was for parking. I eventually had to send them a copy of the website where they described it, and that the rates matched.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:45 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 13, 2020 02:45 PM (rzPmQ)
Travis Dyson, also white, 5'8 and 30 years old. He brought the anus.
Posted by: Honey Hammock at March 13, 2020 02:45 PM (ykYG2)
45s
JUST IN: SeaWorld temporarily closes all theme parks due to Coronavirus pandemic
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 02:46 PM (Onvp1)
Idiots!!!
Posted by: Floridachick
How powerful is the media that they were able to make that weirdo look normal enough to almost become governor?
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020
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They are doing it again with Biden!
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 13, 2020 02:46 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: ptschett at March 13, 2020 02:46 PM (uHE/j)
And the change in standard aptitude tests will be:
0.0
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 13, 2020 02:46 PM (6eEQ+)
Why not? Doesn't Warner Brothers (or their successor) still hold the copyright on the Road Runner cartoons?
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at March 13, 2020 02:46 PM (7s3Gx)
There was a dog?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Ejm1K)
Yeah, I have to work on my priorities.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020
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In fairness to everybody, I only had time to glance at Paige's pics, as I'm at work. A careful perusal will have to wait until later. I'm sure the lucky canine will come to light then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:46 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 02:46 PM (ykYG2)
If you're looking for a break from all the Wuhan virus nonsense and want different nonsense, try my latest book, The Vampires of Michigan.
Fun, fast-paced, violent, sexy and a quick read.
Also cheap.
Book threaders liked it. You'll like it.
You could read it RIGHT NOW.
Why aren't you?
Link in my nick or just go to Amazon and grab it directly.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:46 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 02:46 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 02:46 PM (VpIIl)
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Maybe you should post a Panic Thread, Ace. You know, like "If you ever set your hair on fire, try not to look at yourself in the mirror, 'cause that'll REALLY set you off." Shit like that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 13, 2020 02:47 PM (sWM8x)
Which means he wasn't part of the Gay Meth Party.
He's the one who called the cops on Gillum.
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 02:34 PM (UnA8+)
Maybe you should read the link in the original story. The room was booked on HH's credit card. He showed up to the party later. He didn't call in a "complaint", he called the paramedics to deal with an unresponsive Dyson. (I guess that vacuum didn't suck.)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 02:47 PM (miJU3)
Come on, you know that just sounds like something that would be really wrong.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 02:47 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 13, 2020 02:47 PM (myjNJ)
The next Friday the 13th will be November 13th.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 02:47 PM (L0EBd)
That was almost the governor of Florida.
This is what the Democrats are. Never trust them. They are never what they seem. They are creepy grifters.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 13, 2020 02:43 PM (+DS2f)
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Was Ed Buck there ??
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 02:47 PM (Onvp1)
Why aren't you?
Link in my nick or just go to Amazon and grab it directly.
Heh, thanks!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
Wife stone-faced.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:45 PM (eqpxU)
You *must* tell the worst part first. Then everything after that is muted. This is a situation where you don't build up to the 'big reveal.'
"Umm, okay. This guy has a dog that's, I know, sit down. The dog is, umm, gay which I know is weird but hear me out, hear me out..."
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 02:47 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 02:44 PM (e284m)
Aldo Mejias?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:47 PM (eqpxU)
Please tell me this shit hasn't shut down the investigation.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 13, 2020 02:48 PM (SENHs)
0.0
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 13, 2020 02:46 PM (6eEQ+)
I'd bet the scores go up.
Posted by: BignJames at March 13, 2020 02:48 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: 6-4-3
We would scratched their eyes out if they tried to take our Village People from us, precious.
Posted by: HoneyHammock at March 13, 2020 02:48 PM (5KWnQ)
1. No work.
2. Cable and internet service.
3. Netflix.
4. Food delivery service paid for by the govt.
5. No interaction with the outside world at all.
Make it happen Pelosi!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 02:48 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 02:48 PM (ZS9TG)
That's one way to drum up new business I guess...
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 02:48 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:48 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 02:48 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 02:49 PM (Onvp1)
I got better.
Posted by: Patient 41 at March 13, 2020 02:49 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 02:49 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 02:47 PM (qXNVo)
" ... uh, how do I know the dog's gay? Well, see, that's the funny part ... we were fooling around, you know, and well, one thing led to another, and ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:49 PM (eqpxU)
Now if I could just get this off the ground I'd make Steve Jobs look like a piker.
Posted by: pookysgirl, grand chauffeur at March 13, 2020 02:49 PM (XKZwp)
We're all dead in Austin....
Posted by: lin-duh at March 13, 2020 02:45 PM (rzPmQ)
My son says you're out of toilet paper. Hold on for as long as you can. The relief column is on it's way but there's a roadblock in Waco.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 02:49 PM (e284m)
https://tinyurl.com/z7l8jq2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020
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My carefully considered opinion of yesterday has not changed. Paige is what a woman is supposed to look like. The end.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Ejm1K)
She really has a perfect figure. I will pick her as my blonde choice and Yanet as my brunette, Eva Green as a backup https://wakeupboy.com/yanet-garcia/
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 02:49 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Catman at March 13, 2020 02:49 PM (hEyJu)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020
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You'll call me a conspiracy theorist, but Friday the 13th ONLY happens in a month that begins with a Sunday. Coincidence? You make the call.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:49 PM (Ejm1K)
I'd say I hate fucking almost everybody but that would be a lie.
Posted by: andrew 'throuple' gillum at March 13, 2020 02:50 PM (ykYG2)
Which of you morons would like to be in Gillum's shoes right now? I'm talking dealing with his wife and kids.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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He's just managing his stress and he couldn't get a White House intern.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 02:50 PM (mp60o)
Laphraoig -- ugh (and I had my first scotch at age 10). I used to drink Laphroaig 15 once a year -- at the S.F. Dickens Fair to get in the spirit of a dank, grimey London circa 1858. OTOH, I've met quite a few women (attractive ones) who detest scotch, EXCEPT for Laphraoig (and I'm talking Laphroaig 8 or whatever their entry level version is). I'm a speyside/highlands guy and I like my scotches on the lighter side. Aberlour is my preference.
Meth - from a reliable source, if your head is screwed on straight and you're legitimately ADD, it doesn't earn its reputation, particularly if you're a nerd with academic inclinations.
Weed - It's delta-11 tetrahydrocannabinol, thankyouverymuch. Some of my best legal work has come HIGHly informed by d-11. I worked up a complete theory of California's anti-SLAPP statute for fun whilst very stoned and 10 years later, the CA Supreme Court said yeah. I hate watching stoner movies because that's not my reality (except for Revenge of the Nerds, because wonder joints).
Posted by: SFGoth at March 13, 2020 02:50 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 13, 2020 02:50 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 02:50 PM (Vo68S)
"Wait! Wait, honey. Awww....don't be like that."
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 02:50 PM (ZS9TG)
Some might, I guess. Maybe most but I think there's a reasonable chance a wife would have a suspicion, or a hint of a soupçon of suspicion.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 02:50 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:50 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 13, 2020 02:45 PM (rzPmQ)
Same here in Savannah. No Wuflu here, but we're dead anyway.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (ptqGC)
Foghat?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (pS94+)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/PWT4u_-rdeU
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 02:47 PM (Onvp1)
Too straight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 13, 2020 02:47 PM (myjNJ)
[Single tear hangs from joncelli's eye]
[Sniffles]
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Catman at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (hEyJu)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (SENHs)
221 So, Andy is doesn't want sex diversity eh? Both white males.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 02:44 PM (e284m)
Aldo Mejias?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:47 PM (eqpxU)
Cops say he's a white male. Damn racist cops!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:50 PM (hYcqw)
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (Y4EXg)
That slays me. Well done.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020
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You'll call me a conspiracy theorist, but Friday the 13th ONLY happens in a month that begins with a Sunday. Coincidence? You make the call.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:49 PM (Ejm1K)
...
My son's favorite joke in October is to tell people that every 13 years Halloween falls on Friday the 13th.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (gmo/4)
Woke: ISIS instructs mujahids to jihad from home : twitter.com/glcarlstrom/status/1238494501523636231
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 02:52 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: blaster at March 13, 2020 02:52 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Catman at March 13, 2020 02:49 PM (hEyJu)
Wait until the Legionnaire's Disease kicks in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 02:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:48 PM (pS94+)
Adjusted.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Isn't that funny?
Life went on here in the USA during WWII. Movies. Cars. Shopping. Marriages. Babies. Crime. Comedy.
People buying houses. Radio shows. Music. School.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 02:52 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 02:52 PM (VpIIl)
HoneyHammock? Is this in the Deplorable Gourmet?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2020 02:52 PM (3H9h1)
247 I fucking hate almost everybody right now.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 13, 2020 02:47 PM (myjNJ)
Remain calm. Zod has love for you. Zod understands. Times are hard.
Open your mouth.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 02:53 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (pS94+)
Riding the storm out.
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (gmo/4)
You're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
"Yummy, yummy, yummy I've got love in my hiney"
Apologies to Ohio Express
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (Y4EXg)
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Expressing all of Ohio? Ambitious!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:53 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: blaster at March 13, 2020 02:53 PM (9VeU0)
Travis Dyson, also white, 5'8 and 30 years old. He brought the anus.
Posted by: Honey Hammock at March 13, 2020 02:45 PM (ykYG2)
During my freshman 'Sex Week' at Yale I was informed I would be considered 'The Hero' if I brought the anus...
I like to be well groomed.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 13, 2020 02:53 PM (BDQo0)
Yep. And to all those who say that the media no longer has any power or influence... think again. The media hysteria has shut down the entire United States.
Schools and universities closed, businesses forcing their employees to work from home, all sports leagues and tournaments either cancelled or postponed or delayed.
It's madness. All fueled by media hysteria.
Yeah, the media still controls everything. They haven't lost any power and influence whatsoever.
Pretty fucking scary.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 13, 2020 02:53 PM (Do5/p)
The pioneers didn't have toilet paper. Just sayin.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 02:52 PM (VpIIl)
They didn't have AR14's either!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 02:53 PM (e284m)
Here in NorCal it's a zombie apocalypse.. Sorry to say there are no brains here to eat
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: blaster at March 13, 2020 02:53 PM (9VeU0)
I'm pretty sure he's Florida Man Friday for the rest of the month.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 02:39 PM (Onvp1)
Foghat?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (pS94+)
Deep Purple
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Marcus T
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Well, they're all dead now!!!! So what's your point???
Posted by: lin-duh at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (rzPmQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 02:42 PM (pS94+)
Riding the storm out.
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020
*
*
"Riders on the storm . . .
Into this house we're born,
Into this world we're thrown,
Like a dog without a bone,
An actor all alone,
Riders on the storm. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (Ejm1K)
it looks like right side broadcasting network will be streaming PDT's statement
https://tinyurl.com/ugseyhk
Posted by: AltonJackson
Be Better, Boomer
at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (hx3Q8)
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (2XyT4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:50 PM (hYcqw)
All of the "this".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
Life went on here in the USA during WWII. Movies. Cars. Shopping. Marriages. Babies. Crime. Comedy.
People buying houses. Radio shows. Music. School.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 02:52 PM (L0EBd)
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In 1918 things pretty much shut down.
I think that's the template. College football canceled, even church worship was outlawed.
While I think the media's going ultra-stupid, I actually agree that shutting things down for three weeks is the best way to stamp this thing out.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (cfSRQ)
Boy, I'd hate to have been the guy who discovered poison ivy leaves.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (ykYG2)
Did he and Don Lemond ever get into some journalism?
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 13, 2020 02:27 PM (lg/F7)
Don Lemmon? That's one sorry POS. I was prompted to listen to a Utube of that jackass talking to Katshit.
He makes Katshit look sane, sober, and judicious.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM (lfdhp)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:50 PM (hYcqw)
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (eqpxU)
I detest tattoos on women, don't care for them on men either, but that's ones choice
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 02:50 PM (ZS9TG)
"Honey, really, it's not that bad. You knew I've always been a dog-lover, and well, I think it's time society moved on from its narrow prejudices. And ... I was just ... you know, experimenting. Yes, that's it. Experimenting."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM (eqpxU)
2. Cable and internet service.
3. Netflix.
4. Food delivery service paid for by the govt.
5. No interaction with the outside world at all.
Make it happen Pelosi!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 02:48 PM (1ISKN)
===
The Democratic Party Manifesto
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM (4BMGG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
He'll just have a press conference announcing his gaydom like the guy from NJ did a few years ago.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: blaster at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM (Ejm1K)
youtube.com/watch?v=w3KOowB4k_k
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 02:56 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:50 PM (hYcqw)
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:51 PM (eqpxU)
I detest tattoos on women, don't care for them on men either, but that's ones choice
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM (M+Lyo)
I think she's a sandbagger.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 02:56 PM (lfdhp)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 02:53 PM (e284m)
+++++++++++
I will donate $5 to the first Democrat political campaigner that argues, "Look, I just don't think AR-15s are necessary. After all, our people conquered a continent full of wild Indians and ravenous wild animals with, at best, bolt-action rifles and good old American gumption!"
Something tells me my money is safe. I also wouldn't listen to the argument because it's stupid, but it's better than *their* arguments ever are.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 02:56 PM (hYcqw)
I'm betting there must be a federal money pot involved. No way they would just call school like that. It's part of the scam.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 02:56 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM (M+Lyo)
Me too. It's like putting graffiti on the Mona Lisa.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:56 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (SENHs)
Buffalo chips west of the Missouri.
Posted by: BignJames at March 13, 2020 02:56 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 02:56 PM (ptqGC)
Paige is hot but can she make a sammich??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM (SENHs)
Shit, who cares. I'll make the damn sammiches.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 02:56 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Marcus T
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Well, they're all dead now!!!! So what's your point???
Posted by: lin-duh at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (rzPmQ)
You died from dysentary
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 02:56 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Chris W
Someone was just stunned!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 13, 2020 02:56 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 02:56 PM (1ISKN)
So there's that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 13, 2020 02:57 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM (SENHs)
Yes, and she can press it between her thighs.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 02:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
In 2009, estimates were from 60 million to upwards of 80 million people in the US contracted the much more lethal Swine Flu (is saying that offensive to pigs?), 300,000 were hospitalized and 17,000 died. The majority of those victims were not the elderly either, but mostly younger adults and children.
Now we have this new flu, the Wuhan flu, the kung flu, the Mongolian menace. We don't know for sure how many people have been infected here in the US, but we know that only around 40 people have died. 26 of those were residents of a nursing home in Kirkland, Washington. Elderly folks with compromised health. That is sad and tragic. But it is not set your hair on fire and run around screaming for panic. It is not shut the whole damned country down, omg we're all gonna die! Chill the fuck out!
The anti American media and democrats are trying to tank the economy so they have some hope of winning the elections this fall. That is why they devote hours of each day spouting DOOM!
I went grocery shopping today and even here in Indiana where there are only 6 known cases, none of them anywhere near my area, the stores are cleaned out of toilet paper and tissues. And the fucking school is doing e-learning shit for the next week going up to spring break. I don't mind having the girl spawn home for two weeks but this is stupid. They are doing this because a kid, ONE KID, had contact with someone who was showing SYMPTOMS of the Mongolian menace. You know those symptoms that are EXACTLY THE SAME AS A FUCKING COLD OR NORMAL FLU.
I seriously hate almost everybody right now.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 13, 2020 02:57 PM (myjNJ)
Paige is hot but can she make a sammich??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM
she's so fine, there's no telling where the money went
Posted by: Robert Palmer at March 13, 2020 02:57 PM (hx3Q8)
Posted by: FruityFuton at March 13, 2020 02:57 PM (2Mnv1)
The pioneers didn't have toilet paper. Just sayin.
Boy, I'd hate to have been the guy who discovered poison ivy leaves.
I'm sure the Indians knew, but I don't know what they used. Pity Liz isn't in the race anymore. We could ask her.
Posted by: pep at March 13, 2020 02:57 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 02:57 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
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I have decided to live my life as a gay meth head.
Posted by: Good-Time Gillum at March 13, 2020 02:57 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Chris W
Someone was just stunned!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 13, 2020 02:56 PM (vcOmj)
Or pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 02:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Chris W
Hey ass wipes, I'm still alive
Posted by: Not a coronavirus victim yet at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 02:56 PM (1ISKN)
Video killed the radio star
Posted by: Buggles at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (e284m)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (ihU8z)
Posted by: Marcus T
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Well, they're all dead now!!!! So what's your point???
Posted by: lin-duh at March 13, 2020 02:54 PM (rzPmQ)
Corona virus got them too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (eqpxU)
Like a hero, son.
Like a got-dam hero.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (qXNVo)
Could prove intent.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (SENHs)
we're extra stupid out here in #Failifornia. UC Irvine sent most of their students home, due to a few infected students.
"...git 'em skeered,and then keep the skeer on'em."
Nathan Bedford Forrest
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 13, 2020 02:33 PM
Based on 3 infected persons in Michigan, the Democrat Governor mandated all schools closed for rest of the month. Michigan and MSU are telling students to not come back for spring term after spring break and take classes online.
Friend at work has daughter at DePaul in Chicago and they are doing the same.
The whole world has gone mad.
2009, Obama's first year in office, there were 61 MILLION Americans infected with H1N1 from April '09 to April '10. 14 THOUSAND Americans died over the same period.
No panic.
We've had what, 1200 Americans infected and 40 deaths.
THIS.MAKES.NO.SENSE!
I am utterly freaking baffled by what is going on. This is no more dangerous than H1N1 or the average flu virus. Yet, there is country-wide panic and drastic measures over... nothing.
WTF is going on???
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Buggles at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (BDQo0)
MTV killed the video star.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Major hospital in Denver moving from 'containment' of the virus to 'mitigation' strategy.
"-We are now moving towards symptom-based screening protocols: our overarching priority is no longer to find and identify every patient.
-Effective immediately, Children's Hospital Colorado will only test patients for COVID-19 who meet standard, inpatient admission criteria. This will allow us to conserve Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) and help with bed placement, appropriate isolation and potential treatments."
This seems to me to be an acknowledgement that COVID is "in the community" and hence the horses are out of the barn (so to speak). Containing the community spread at this point is not likely. I have been saying that it doesn't make sense to confirm a diagnosis in patients who are not sick enough to need hospitalization. Widespread community testing is pointless.
Hand washing, sterilizing surfaces and equipment (fomites) and other universal precautions in clinic settings are a more reasonable approach. Good for CHCO.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 13, 2020 02:59 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Chris W
Hey ass wipes, I'm still alive
Posted by: Not a coronavirus victim yet at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (5bxa0)
Wouldn't go on the cart.
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 02:59 PM (gmo/4)
WTF is going on???
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (Do5/p)
Silly.
OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 13, 2020 02:59 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
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I have decided to live my life as a gay meth head.
Posted by: Good-Time Gillum at March 13, 2020 02:57 PM (cfSRQ)
"This is my truth."
No mention of anybody else's truth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 02:59 PM (eqpxU)
Stan Musial played baseball all during WWII.
Almost.
He enlisted enlisted in the United States Navy on January 23, 1945, and was honorably discharged in March 1946.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 03:00 PM (L0EBd)
He went from two vectors to three: Black, retard, gay.
Strength to your hand, you ebony goddess!
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 03:00 PM (qXNVo)
Yeah, but ... how are your critical toilet paper reserves?
Posted by: spindrift at March 13, 2020 03:00 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Not a coronavirus victim yet at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (5bxa0)
Wait - they've got toilet paper?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 03:00 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2020 03:00 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 13, 2020 03:00 PM (MEkNT)
It's the October surprise in March
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 03:00 PM (5bxa0)
The patient only known as Lazarus made an unexpected recovery.
Posted by: RJD at March 13, 2020 03:00 PM (2cfUo)
Death toll confirmed at 41. Fill up the cart and move on
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (ykYG2)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/ELflyACZXQQ
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
State legislature not to meet for one month.
Oppressive laws hardest hit.
Or the opposite, no affect.
No gatherings over 100 people in state.
Episcopal churches entirely unaffected.
Tampa Bay baseball is suspended.
Fans are unaffected.I
Maybe time to nail down the effect/affect definitions.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 13, 2020 03:01 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Braenyard
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I want to believe you but . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2020 03:01 PM (Y4EXg)
Open your mouth.
Posted by: Zod
I needed to laugh. Thanks Zod.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 13, 2020 03:01 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 02:56 PM (VpIIl)
They just closed my grandkids' catholic school. Now, our housekeeper has to go to the daughter's house to babysit for the next (I don't know how many) weeks.
What the fuck are other people doing with the kids at home? Quitting their jobs?
Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2020 03:01 PM (mrrpT)
From Deval Patrick 'shelter in place' for a flucking snow storm to the shit show that was Louisiana during and after Katrina.
First states to freak out - Democrat controlled.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 03:01 PM (e284m)
From my head, to my feet.
Pour your honey on me,
In the name of love!
Pour your honey on me,
I can't get enough!
Posted by: mnw at March 13, 2020 03:01 PM (Cssks)
South Korea solved their problem by ramping up testing so they could keep home only those who needed to be kept home. Rather than REEE LOCKDOWN which screwed up Italy.
Denver doesn't care about containing the virus because if they did, they'd have to do something about (1) heroin-addicts sleeping outside and (2) illegals.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 03:01 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 03:02 PM (Onvp1)
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 03:02 PM (DuZls)
Or maybe I'll find a 24-hour supermarket and go shopping at like 04:00 while they're restocking and get out before the zombies descend again. We'll see.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 03:02 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 13, 2020 02:57 PM (myjNJ)
Stellar rant, and spot on. It bugs me that I felt compelled to stay home today because of a minor cold. But I just knew that I would get a steady stream of "you okay? You running a fever?" And God forbid I have to blow my nose or something.
Agent K was right, people are dumb panicky animals.
Posted by: Thomas Meagher at March 13, 2020 03:02 PM (x8Wzq)
Competition between sullen, monoglot Lowes parking-lot Aztecs good with a blade and bored, spoiled high school kids looking for yardwork.
There Will Be Blood.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2020 03:02 PM (qXNVo)
Just what are these guys advertising?
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 13, 2020 03:02 PM (NvbIF)
An excellent piece of real journalism would be a Timeline of everything obama did during Swine Flu.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 03:02 PM (L0EBd)
Who thinks about doing drugs and banging strangers (or banging anybody) when a pandemic breaks out?
I'm kidding.... the answer is our Ruling Class and Donor Class.
Posted by: Hmmmm at March 13, 2020 03:02 PM (A8BNA)
Miami Herald: Andrew Gillum found in Miami Beach hotel room with suspected drugs.
Suspected drugs? They were actually lollipops impersonating meth
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2020 03:02 PM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Chris W
Someone was just stunned!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society
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I'm not dead yet!!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2020 03:02 PM (Y4EXg)
What I have not seen at all is anyone saying, "OMG, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE, SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING"
I get the sense that those giving the benefit of the doubt are pretty skeptical. The media better come up with a lot more people infected, or they are going to quickly get very pissed off.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 13, 2020 03:03 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 03:03 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Andy Gee at March 13, 2020 03:03 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 13, 2020 03:03 PM (pPNCa)
Bourbon is good for colds. My doctor told me.
Posted by: Thomas Meagher at March 13, 2020 03:03 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 03:03 PM (gmo/4)
Death toll confirmed at 41. Fill up the cart and move on
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (ykYG2)
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Wow. I didn't like them, but I never thought of them as deadly?
The testosterone loss is just too much, then?
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 03:04 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2020 03:00 PM (r+sAi)
How would you like to be the person who delivered his eulogy?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 03:04 PM (eqpxU)
That won't go over well.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 13, 2020 03:04 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: bluebell at March 13, 2020 03:04 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2020 03:03 PM (gmo/4)
+++++++++++
No one thought to just steal it from the bathroom?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 03:04 PM (hYcqw)
An excellent piece of real journalism would be a Timeline of everything obama did during Swine Flu.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 03:02 PM (L0EBd)
Drug fueled gay orgies. The same thing he was doing the night of Benghazi.
Posted by: Hmmmm at March 13, 2020 03:04 PM (A8BNA)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 03:02 PM (L0EBd)
Are you kidding? That would mean the end of the cocktail parties.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 03:04 PM (H8QX8)
He went from two vectors to three: Black, retard, gay
=====
He will publicly and tearfully apologize. His victimhood status will increase substantially making him the frontrunner as Dem candidate for President.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 13, 2020 03:04 PM (MEkNT)
Posted by: Chris W
Someone was just stunned!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society
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Is this like the Market or something?
Now is the time to buy futures.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 03:05 PM (DuZls)
I am utterly freaking baffled by what is going on. This is no more
dangerous than H1N1 or the average flu virus. Yet, there is
country-wide panic and drastic measures over... nothing.
WTF is going on???
Posted by: Clyde Shelton"
Our only hope is to stop working, studying socializing, worshiping, striving etc... Live in huddled at home, scared and and eating and grass and bugs. Forever.
This is the Dems best wet dream ever come true.
Posted by: Ripley at March 13, 2020 03:05 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 03:05 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2020 03:00 PM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++++
Butt-chugging; verb; the high risk activity of consuming alcohol rectally via a funnel and hose to prevent vomiting or upset stomach and get drunk extremely quickly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 03:05 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
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To quote an old GySgt I know - "Calm down ya big baby, there's always time to panic!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2020 03:05 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Catman at March 13, 2020 03:06 PM (hEyJu)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 03:06 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because PHDNKH at March 13, 2020 03:06 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 03:06 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton"
The media. We thought we should just let the implode on their own. Mistake. We need a war on the media.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 03:06 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2020 03:01 PM (mrrpT)
Thinking of starting a day camp. We'll teach marksmanship, ambush tactics, and improvised explosives.
I expect to sell all available seats.
Posted by: Man is not a Logical Beast at March 13, 2020 03:06 PM (Z4z/q)
We handled it all in calm, cool, and collected. That was our motto
Not like Trump! Look how upset he has everyone with all these new stories!
Posted by: Bigears Barry at March 13, 2020 03:06 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 13, 2020 03:06 PM (pPNCa)
His 9 year old daughter spoke at his funeral. As did his father.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 13, 2020 03:07 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2020 03:07 PM (wbPZp)
Death toll confirmed at 41. Fill up the cart and move on
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2020 02:58 PM (ykYG2)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/ELflyACZXQQ
Posted by: Sponge
we had so much fun at dances in the meal hall in college dancing to WHAM! makes me happy and silly just to hear that song!
*goofy dance*
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 03:07 PM (d7Ww2)
Guess that corona death count's gone back up to 41.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 13, 2020 03:07 PM (dfRN6)
This is much better than I expected, because we do pack them in there with close table spacing. Our place has been wildly successful since opening two years ago, so we have a little wiggle room as far as declining sales, but I know a few places right down the street that were just hanging on. They're going to be out of business within a few weeks if it gets any worse.
Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2020 03:08 PM (mrrpT)
No, he's the one who called the EMT's. Dyson was the fallen domino.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 02:40 PM (miJU3)
-------------------------------
So the 30 yr old is the one who hits the floor.
Heh.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2020 03:08 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Sleepy Joe at March 13, 2020 03:08 PM (TVTAT)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 03:09 PM (H8QX8)
I went over to the cheese section and several people had their carts parked around that section, an unsupervised little girl was trying to cough up a lung, while a Mexican couple was about ready to come to blows, so I thought I'd go back. Place was so crazy I just grabbed some bangers and Guinness and bailed.
Normally the place would be fairly light at this time of day, this was like Wednesday evening before Thanksgiving. Worse actually, I was there then.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 03:09 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 13, 2020 03:03 PM (pPNCa)
Can you see the palm trees on the Aga Khan's private island swaying in the tropic breeze behind Juthtin? Or is the image cropped?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 03:10 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 03:02 PM (L0EBd)
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Nah. That would just be "whatabouttism". That's the name that media types give for something you want to judge by comparing it to the most likely similar cases. It comes from an obliviousness about how we use words to group together various objects and events and qualities.
It comes from a stunning lack of recognition that numerous instances of a condition go into our word for anything, and simply calling something a name or a quality is a reference to all other things we have classified in the same way or avoided classifying that way. And a glib self-assurance that no such understanding is necessary.
Everything has to be judged absolutely without any reference to any other thing.
In short, "it's good that he [Obama] done that."
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 03:11 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 03:11 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 03:09 PM (H8QX
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To quote Jen Rubin, this could be people's "honest belief" that this could happen.
What? You gonna' call them liars?
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 03:12 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2020 03:08 PM (mrrpT)
Congrats on the success - people don't realize what a tough business it is. You had better damn well love it! That's not a bad decline, I've heard worse around the bay area - but gotta take it all with a grain of salt. People around here have suddenly been whipped into a frenzy. I don't watch the news, but if Drudge is an indication, it's the end-times.
I hate them.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 03:12 PM (8B6Ng)
FUX News actually has a Chyron up say President Trump is going to address Coronavirus???REally Is Coronavirus going to answer?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani
Heloooooooooooooo, Coronavirus!
Posted by: Ed Norton at March 13, 2020 03:13 PM (aKsyK)
I see nothing but a prudent American in this case.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here
Trade Goods....
This was all foretold by the writings of George L. Herter
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 13, 2020 03:13 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 13, 2020 03:03 PM (pPNCa)
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What about eyebrows?
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 03:13 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 03:06 PM (H8QX
And some Democrat Governors hinting at quarantines and shutting shit down.
And Teachers' Unions shutting the schools down.
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 03:14 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 13, 2020 03:14 PM (8/VCg)
Posted by: Andrew Ridgley at March 13, 2020 03:15 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: ken at March 13, 2020 03:19 PM (Ba+RP)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 03:19 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: PlainJane at March 13, 2020 03:19 PM (86Ezy)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 03:21 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Braenyard
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I want to believe you but . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2020 03:01 PM (Y4EXg)
This one seems accurate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzZNqeYl5sU
This one has added, funny but *accurate, commentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2wQLAcP51k
*registered sex offender
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 03:21 PM (lfdhp)
Where did a guy who graduated from working at the People For The American Way to be a Tallahassee politician get the money for that?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 03:23 PM (NVYyb)
1.75L bottle of Bourbon
750ml bottle of Gin (MARTINI's!!!)
750ml bottle of Tequila
12 pack of Corona Extra (to go with the Tequila)
That's for the weekend. We'll see where things stand on Monday.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2020 03:24 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 13, 2020 03:28 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 03:31 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Dilsin at March 13, 2020 03:31 PM (6ywVM)
Liquor store was well stocked and not terribly busy so that was nice.
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 13, 2020 03:48 PM (CgFRV)
There is greatness, and then there is sub-genius...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at March 13, 2020 03:49 PM (zL/eJ)
Liquor store was well stocked and not terribly busy so that was nice.
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 13, 2020 03:48 PM (CgFRV)
+++ Where at - I'm up near the Maryland House - our vittles stores are picked over more than a free buffet after a Michael Moore visit...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at March 13, 2020 03:51 PM (zL/eJ)
I bought a handle of Jim Beam as a blocking maneuver from my more pricey bourbons
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 13, 2020 03:53 PM (CgFRV)
Posted by: TheHoser at March 13, 2020 04:04 PM (IDjUx)
in the act with a dead woman or a live boy.
Posted by: DNC Clears Gillum For Governor Race at March 13, 2020 04:05 PM (+nWCH)
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4,076,186(R) Desantis
4,043,723(D) Gillum
I was prepared to leave the state...damn if Florida hasn't turned a hideous shade of purple.
Posted by: another Fla man at March 13, 2020 04:06 PM (vc4+d)
Posted by: aquaviva at March 13, 2020 05:44 PM (gtKRu)
Posted by: ShainS -- giving new meaning to March Madness and Cancel Culture at March 17, 2020 10:34 AM (vniJK)
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