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How About a Solid Two Minutes of the Media Saying "China's Coronavirus" or "Wuhan Virus" Before a Medley of Them Lecturing Us That We're Racists?
This is brutal pic.twitter.com/bHTRnr2ypG
— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) March 12, 2020
China is bad.
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) March 12, 2020
The Chinese people aren’t bad.
Asian people aren’t bad.
China is bad.
This isn’t xenophobic or racist or whatever. It’s just the reality. I’m not sure why this is difficult to say for people who scream “Russians!” all the time. But the Chinese are bad actors.
Hundreds of hungry monkeys swarm across Thai street as 'rival gangs' fight over food after tourists who normally feed them stay away because of coronavirus https://t.co/lQZ0sOzwDF pic.twitter.com/8TgrCTBrQ8
— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) March 12, 2020
Overheard on the Hill: “If this comes down to every man for himself that would really suck for me. I have no skill sets.”
— Natalie Johnson (@nataliejohnsonn) March 12, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:00 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2020 07:02 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:02 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2020 07:02 PM (FVrDO)
*sob*
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 12, 2020 07:02 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 12, 2020 07:02 PM (fplpN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 12, 2020 07:03 PM (aKgvL)
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (v0R5T)
hasn't gone out in Italy
people need to panic better
panic better, people
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (G546f)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (v0R5T)
Just their feces.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (fplpN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (oVJmc)
When the burning times come, the soyboy and fratboy douchebag Congressional aides will be the first to be enslaved.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (SgjGX)
The guy from Married with Children?
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (j3npP)
Watch the monkey get hurt, monkey
Shock, shock, shock
Watch the monkey get hurt, monkey
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (GLtAj)
Seriously, isn't this spin just propaganda from the Chicoms?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (oVJmc)
Are you suggesting that our media betters are bought and paid for by the chicoms?
HOW DARE YOU.
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (hdBIW)
When the burning times come, the soyboy and fratboy douchebag Congressional aides will be the first to be enslaved.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (SgjGX)
The lamentations have to come from someone.
Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (yQpMk)
You should stop, then.
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (FVrDO)
Posted by: shibumi at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (ZCiJZ)
"To all you progressives saying we need to bring back civility and re-unite the nation, you've been calling me names for 40 years."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (yQpMk)
That's what roofies are for.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (GLtAj)
#twoweeks
Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (ABjxW)
Again, mass panic, media and rumor induced:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8106551
They cleaned out the grocery stores in Manhattan. A rumor got started that "They're gonna quarantine NYC!!111!!".
This is weapons grade stupidity. It's time to shut down social media and other sources of woo-woo misinformation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (ZQR/T)
Is ace's Ace-Endorsed Barrel full of these kind of monkeys?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (/+bwe)
And you know who else thought the Slavs were untermenschen who must be purged? That's right, you guessed it: Ted McGinley.
The guy from Married with Children?
Posted by: Sponge
He prefers to be known for his more prestigious oeuvre, Revenge of the Nerds.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (MVjcR)
All the monkeys were Kung Flu Fighting!
Those chimps were fast as lightning
It was a little bit frightening
They fought with expert timing
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (T6t7i)
........
The Ooo-oohs and the Eee-eehs?
And do they get tats?
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (v0R5T)
Are we in Armageddon right now or is this just the countdown?
This is what happens when we cater to the mentally ill for 4+ years and don't say "Trump won. Get over it you simpering little sore loser assholes."
Posted by: shibumi at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (T6t7i)
We've GOT BUSH!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (+dsLj)
Don't you know when you're going to shock the monkey
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (6/uwW)
Where is all this panic happening?
Everywhere I go nothing. Crickets.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Qf83p)
And to all of the people who think I'm nuts, remember I was the guy who over a year ago said Biden will be the chosen one.
Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (MVjcR)
Coronavirus" or "Wuhan Virus" Before a Medley of Them Lecturing Us That
We're Racists?
We was just talking about this in the last thread
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (3ji9r)
The vegan food aisle was untouched.
Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (iTXRQ)
youtube.com/watch?v=6ey4yAgLZlw
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (ykYG2)
Don't you know when you're going to shock the monkey
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (zr5Kq)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/3OrBhx0wb6k
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: shibumi at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (ZCiJZ)
We've been saying that for a while. Didn't help.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Kong Bel's Soup at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: massed hysteria at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (WX+x0)
There were two packages of Angel Soft and about a dozen of Scott.
*sigh* Yeah, I grabbed one package of Angel Soft. I think with my regular stash and that, we're hopefully okay for the next three weeks of ZOMG Apocalypse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (ptqGC)
I'm going to come right and say it. This "crisis" is bullshit and will
turn out to be nothing much at all. The financial impact however will be
huge.
And to all of the people who think I'm nuts, remember I was the guy who over a year ago said Biden will be the chosen one.
Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Tnijr)
I don't think you're nuts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (yQpMk)
Me too. Especially with those prehensile tails.
Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Where is all this panic happening?
Everywhere I go nothing. Crickets.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Qf83p)
They're all in ICU because SXSW got cancelled.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (oVJmc)
Flip-flops:
A: The Wuhan virus has been confirmed to have spread to...
B: Calling it the Wuhan Virus is racist/bigoted/xenophobic.
A: Trump's response to the virus threat is unprecedented so early during a limited outbreak.
B: Trump's response to the virus threat has been botched and inadequate.
A: Trump's travel restrictions are excessive and will backfire
B: Why is Trump allowing ships with known virus carriers to dock on the West Coast?
And the big lie is about test kit availability and it was a huge misrepresentation with two factors:
1) Test kits did not get out quickly.
--- This is true. The CDC wanted to make sure they worked properly and not risk false positives. Was that a bad move? I don't know. Maybe not. Open for debate.
2) Test kits weren't available when they were released.
--- This is true - but it was because of FDA regulations that mandated that the CDC coordinate production and distribution and froze out state and local and university and commercial labs. Trump and Pence immediately scrapped those regs and testing became available literally overnight. It was due existing regulatory structures that they got rid of to clear the road.
Anyone else have major flip-flops? A good list would be good to have for next time somebody flirts with trusting these fuckers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (j3npP)
I'll be honest with you, I kinda like Gabriel's musik.
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (zr5Kq)
If that makes me racist, so be it.
I will still tip.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (BiNEL)
That comet has sailed, my friend.
Posted by: Marshall Applewhite at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (yQpMk)
Everywhere I go nothing. Crickets."
All the schools closing. Meetings of over 100 people banned. This is fucking insane.
Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (GLtAj)
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (BiNEL)
I'm going to come right and say it. This "crisis" is bullshit and will
turn out to be nothing much at all. The financial impact however will be
huge.
And to all of the people who think I'm nuts, remember I was the guy who over a year ago said Biden will be the chosen one.
Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Tnijr)
I don't think you're nuts.
Posted by: Jordan61
I don't think you'll get much argument in these hallowed halls.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (L0ikn)
Posted by: klaftern at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (m45I2)
Once those monkeys unite and turn on us, coronavirus will be the least of our worries.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (ch6++)
I'll be honest with you, I kinda like Gabriel's musik.
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (zr5Kq)
One of the best concerts I've ever been to.
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (Zz0t1)
--- This is true - but it was because of FDA regulations that
mandated that the CDC coordinate production and distribution and froze
out state and local and university and commercial labs.
I have to say that the CDC guy on Pence's team is very unimpressive.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (T6t7i)
Which one of you 'ettes would like to join me for a couple days of breweries, distilleries and doggy style???
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (hdBIW)
I'm going to come right and say it. This "crisis" is bullshit and will
turn out to be nothing much at all. The financial impact however will be
huge.
And to all of the people who think I'm nuts, remember I was the guy who over a year ago said Biden will be the chosen one.
Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Tnijr)
I don't think you're nuts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (6ofTb)
You will sit down.
You will shut up.
We control the vertical.
We control the horizontal.
Posted by: Deep State, LLC at March 12, 2020 07:13 PM (sy5kK)
They want to eliminate our borders.
Trannies and illegals can break whatever laws are inconvenient to them, with no consequences. If you complain, YOU get consequences.
Democrats are allowed to spread scandal, misinformation and death.
Yes, I do believe we are heading toward the end of the country.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2020 07:13 PM (l9m7l)
Then I saw her face.
Now, I'm a believer.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (m45I2)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/wB9YIsKIEbA
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 12, 2020 07:13 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:13 PM (TdMsT)
Who is that old guy that looks like he is really enjoying this?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:13 PM (gHCnG)
Posted by: AOC at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
You silver-tongued devil.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (1CjJc)
I can't wait for a prominent "journalist" to die from the flu.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (j3npP)
Just wait until it goes through the old folks home known as Congress. The body count could get so bad that all we have left are the young ones on The Squad and next thing you know, AOC is Speaker of the House.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (fCjIg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
Does this work?
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (swCn8)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
Best use for a cricket bat. At least with a baseball bat, you can play baseball. With a cricket bat, you can only play . . . cricket, a game so convoluted that even the players don't know what the hell is going on. Or even who wins.
Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (Y8PSl)
I understand the direct approach works one in ten tries. It's a volume business.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: barrel otters at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (5wOoy)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (ZQR/T)
Posted by: Kong Bel's Soup at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Y274z)
Bat Wing soup really needs a soupcon of rat to make the flavor pop!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (BiNEL)
All my maps are racist cuz they say "China" on, well, China.
Posted by: klaftern at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (RuIsu)
And Wuhan's on there, so it's super racist!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: t-bird
Speaking of that, where's Anna Puma ?
I was at Walmart yesterday, and they don't do rainchecks !
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (swCn
No, at least not yet
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (dKiJG)
Which one of you 'ettes would like to join me for a couple days of breweries, distilleries and doggy style???
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (hdBIW)
Oh you.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March
make it a mome!
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
Does this work?
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (Zz0t1)
For everybody except me, apparently.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (hdBIW)
And if you're gonna do that, you need Last Train to Clarksville:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcXpKiY2MXE
I've had both of those as ear worms a couple of days ago, after I got interested in the Monkees for some reason.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (KZzsI)
That's four days of tens of thousands of people that could have helped the Nashville economy that needs help recovering from the tornado.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (dSAQa)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (ZLI7S)
fuck off deep staters.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Beating The Pissfuck Out of Jimmy Acosta at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (v0R5T)
I mean, does ANYONE take him seriously? Ever?
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)
I'd trade him in on one of those monkeys, even though I'd have to sweeten the pot.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (XF4b8)
The world still needs ditch diggers.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (yQpMk)
Hence Congress' stellar cellar-dwelling approval ratings.
Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (yQpMk)
Just the punch line:
Yes, I get slapped a lot,
but on the other hand I get...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: First Post Today at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (ljmGq)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (sWM8x)
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky monkey
Brass
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (zr5Kq)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/wD5s6X56mBs
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (hdBIW)
Oh you.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT)
Ok, Ladyl is in.
Anybody else?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (hdBIW)
Corona patients speak: Am I wrong thinking most symptoms and outcomes are like these?
https://tinyurl.com/v7u6hob
https://tinyurl.com/v6zwkor
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Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (Orx/W)
Why do all of these crazy viruses come from Asia?
Oh look, monkeys!
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (ZLI7S)
*cough* Ebola *cough*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (yQpMk)
It takes a special skill set to fuck a rampaging monkey.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Uu+Jp)
Mid 80's weather and brand new lawn mower blades. My grass looks beautiful.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (ImqR7)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
That was a bit dark. Also, it would just feed their own justification mechanism.
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
Me -- and you are going to love the doggy style.
*adjusts package*
Posted by: Mooch at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: no one in particular at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Jhqq9)
Posted by: CN at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (5wOoy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcXpKiY2MXE
I've had both of those as ear worms a couple of days ago, after I got interested in the Monkees for some reason.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (f1Vqw)
I actually went to that one next.
HORDE MIND!
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (ptqGC)
If they involve the barrel, yes.
Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (Orx/W)
Have your people call my people!
Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (xSo9G)
Enjoy the Barrel.
Now with MONKEYS!
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (v0R5T)
Cannibal Bob, report to the Barrel. It's full of corona, and sodomy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (sWM8x)
Sounds like appropriation.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: morigu at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: barrel otters at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (5wOoy)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (xSo9G)
The Chinese people aren't bad.
Asian people aren't bad.
China is bad.
This guy summed it up months ago:
https://tinyurl.com/tm7jrpt
Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Case at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (EYKgr)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: barrel otters at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (5wOoy)
if I were an aggressive country looking to hurt us, I'd attack right now- it seems like half the country is busy hoarding toilet paper and hand ringing about whether the Wuhan virus is racist.
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Orx/W)
Where is all this panic happening?
Everywhere I go nothing. Crickets.
Posted by: eleven
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Me too. There is one lady in my neighborhood posting on NextDoor. She is definitely panicking and spreading rumors and heresy. I still don't think there has been a single confirmed case here yet, last I heard. I just don't get the panic. So you get sick with it...chances are you will recover with proper medical care....
Posted by: lin-duh at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (UUBmN)
If you need to take a breath, there's a hole in the side.
Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (JKNZq)
Wife dislikes this one too, and she's Filipina. But the draw of rice and Asian flavors is like the siren's song and every four months she succumbs and will order a dish on the way to work. We have a little hole-in-wall rice juke-joint that does better than 'fine'. The entree's all taste different and are brought out fresh.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Vy7tf)
1) Test kits did not get out quickly.
--- This is true. The CDC wanted to make sure they worked properly and not risk false positives. Was that a bad move? I don't know. Maybe not. Open for debate.
2) Test kits weren't available when they were released.
--- This is true - but it was because of FDA regulations that mandated that the CDC coordinate production and distribution and froze out state and local and university and commercial labs. Trump and Pence immediately scrapped those regs and testing became available literally overnight. It was due existing regulatory structures that they got rid of to clear the road.
Anyone else have major flip-flops? A good list would be good to have for next time somebody flirts with trusting these fuckers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (hYcqw)
Joe, it is easy to smell sinister, but it actually smells more like a combo of incompetence and government regulations.
But the response does not align with the severity of the problem. Not even close.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (sy5kK)
"I'm a Believer" was written by Neil Diamond. I didn't know that until a couple of days ago.
Here's an early version of it he did:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ePXck9H1pI
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (f1Vqw)
Mid 80's weather and brand new lawn mower blades. My grass looks beautiful.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (ImqR7)
Hi Ben Had!
That sounds lovely.
It's gray and rainy here, and I'm just bored with myself.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: runner
Yeah. Renewal. That's the ticket.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: teej at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (tjqz9)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (m45I2)
But I chose my college based on the beautiful, historic campus! If I can't study in a nook in a stunning library, why am I paying $75,000 a year?
Posted by: Idiot Yalie at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (Vy7tf)
convention and member meeting to be held next month in Nashville. The
state of Tennessee has just issued a state of emergency for a period of
time and the NRA felt they had no choice.
That's four days of tens of thousands of people that could have
helped the Nashville economy that needs help recovering from the
tornado.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (dSAQa)
not to mention the NRA and gun rights needing some help in an election year. This business is going to get out of hand...
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
Then I'm gonna share my earworm with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrPLINERnjA
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Charlton Heston at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (vKhgw)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Orx/W)
I have bad news for you. If it's alive in the barrel, then it's not human.
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (Tnijr)
Oh look, monkeys!
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Diet called Kosher, guaranteed to minimize these disasters.
Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (ZQR/T)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
If you need to take a breath, there's a hole in the side.
Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Tnijr)
He'll need a straw though...*sticks a crazy straw into USB port for CB*
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (32YRo)
154 I got a great start on my farmer's tan today.
Mid 80's weather and brand new lawn mower blades. My grass looks beautiful.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (ImqR7)
Hi Ben Had!
That sounds lovely.
It's gray and rainy here, and I'm just bored with myself.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (TdMsT)
We're supposed to get snow tomorrow. *sigh*
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (6ofTb)
I was going to comment, but too easy.
Posted by: Case at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (EYKgr)
Send in Snake Plissken to extract JJ Sefton and Ace's busty lesbo porn stash.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Qf83p)
That's what the barrel is for ! Mostly....
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (zr5Kq)
*tosses CB some sanitizer*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
JANE! Don't give that shit away. Don't you know how valuable it has become?!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (hYcqw)
" CB, just don't breathe. You'll be fine."
If you need to take a breath, there's a hole in the side.
Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Tnijr)
Just don't touch your lips to the hole. Kurt's on the other side.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (ykYG2)
What comes through that hole in the side of the barrel ain't gonna be a straw
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Snake Pliskin at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (swCn8)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (Tnijr)
Nooo - not with the hilarious outtakes?
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (P4JM8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (HTHlp)
Fortunately, he's hung like Kurt.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (ImqR7)
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (32YRo)
No. I'm not sucking on anything in the barrel.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Vy7tf)
So how's life with a Filipina? I'm thinking about giving it a shot.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: teej at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (tjqz9)
B-b-b-b-bu....."College experience...!"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (ImqR7)
Really? Isn't today Thursday?
*starts doing math*
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Orson at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (I8Sb7)
Posted by: no one in particular at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Jhqq9)
Great. Maybe the monkeys will settle for Bradley.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (XF4b8)
Which brings up the point:
Why do they need to spend so much time and money on college when most of it can be done from home?
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (swCn
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's funny.
Posted by: The superiors that run colleges and universities at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Orx/W)
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Ya done fucked up A A-ron!
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (aKgvL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: xnycpeasant
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We should all pray that the NIH is not distracted from it's study of why lesbians are fat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (HTHlp)
My son who lives in the Navy Yard area of DC sent me photos of Whole Foods and entire aisles were empty.I ended up buying more than I set out to because the fever overtook me while I was there and felt compeled to fill my cart.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (Orx/W)
Greggg hardest hit...
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Orx/W)
Hopefully this will begin to dawn on students, and parents
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Don't trip over the woodpeckers !
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (arJlL)
But the response does not align with the severity of the problem. Not even close.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (sy5kK)
++++++++++++++
Yeah, for sure. Let me clarify. I am not saying that the test kit stuff was sinister. I think that was run of the mill incompetence from the sinecure-holders at the CDC.
I am saying that framing that as "Trump is incompetent and doesn't care if Americans die in a pandemic" when he and Pence intervened and cleared the road of the regulatory hurdles - hurdles put in place during *prior* administrations - to clear the logjam is misrepresentation that blasts itself well into "giant fucking lie" territory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (hYcqw)
We're supposed to get snow tomorrow. *sigh*
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (6ofTb)
Our winter was pretty much snow-free this year. Pretty unusual.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (6eEQ+)
Guess I'll have to hit the box and go to Confession
Posted by: Fox2! at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (heOND)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (oVJmc)
The Chinese should exploit this moment as an oppressed minority for all its worth and mob the admissions offices of elite universities.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Tnijr)
To create jobs on campus for otherwise unemployable queer studies graduates.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (xPl2J)
Which brings up the point:
Why do they need to spend so much time and money on college when most of it can be done from home?
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Tnijr)
uh, er, uhm, shut up!
Posted by: Left Wing Academia at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
- Sugar babies and whores- gone
- Remember when people the last 10 years said when the SHTF buy and own crypto- it's beginning a death rattle
Strippers - gone
The sex industry - gone ( you remember all pandemic and post apocalyptic movies and books with rape and sex.... not happening)
E Thots and Cam Girls - making it rain
Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (wmGy9)
It should do well.
Fuckers.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (ykYG2)
Only at AoS would this kind of response appear...
and everyone would get it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (KZzsI)
THAT will be the day!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (0jZvB)
Just came from the store.
Not overly crowded. (They had TP and wipes.)
But...
The people there were buying stuff like crazy. Pasta, canned goods, sauces, etc. Flying off the shelves. Carts loaded.
And...no body was talking. The place was absolutely silent. If anyone was talking it was in whispers.
Freaky.
Got my beer and left.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (n13/j)
One of the highlights of the annual meeting is the ILA forum, to which gun friendly politicians were invited. I've seen Trump , Pence, Cruz , Abbott, and a host of others, not to mention Diamond and Silk, Levin, etc. all speak. Trump signed an EO last year on stage to pull us out of the Gun Ban treaty with the UN.
So now, none of that this year.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (dSAQa)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (dKiJG)
My junior college just went virtual. Of course, they have many, many Chinese students, so maybe it's not a bad idea. Hoping to do a competition there next week. Fingers crossed...
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (jyVW0)
--Assistant Sub Vice Dean for Emergency Multiculturalism and Diversity
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Rub some dirt on it.
Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (wmGy9)
Posted by: COVID-19 at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (6eEQ+)
In fairness, Circus Boy had the most previous experience.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (sy5kK)
The barrel never discriminates!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (BiNEL)
Come to Bangkok, Yankee Boys! We got monkeys and are Corona free!
Pick up ladyboy in hotel, get free monkey!
Posted by: Ladyboy Pul Mai Kok, Thai Minister of Tourism at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: The moose at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (Tnijr)
I just went to Walmart for a few things. Whole sections of food aisles are stripped bare.
Rice. Pasta. Vegetable oil?
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (ggZRr)
I mean, JEF bowed to everyone all over the world. Must be a lib/leftie/prog thing I guess.
GF told me her youngest son is on furlough - local school shut down til sometime in April "for now".
Have one case of Wuhan flu here. The local Pravda is going bat soup crazy, of course.
I went out to do errands. Eh, I didn't see anyone dead or dying. No panic. I-95 was jacked up as always coming south. Normal.
Hope all the Horde are doing well during this insane clown car of a time.
Posted by: turambar at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (0jZvB)
Not too late to learn kneepads.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (1CjJc)
No casual hookups with unrequited crushes, knowing you'll never meet again until awkward 20 year alumni reunions
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (swCn8)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (dSAQa)
I don't like the way this is heading.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Dried corn husks can slit your skin like a paper cut.
Corn cobs for the win.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (dSAQa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ggZRr)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, getting ready for direct fire at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (XN+73)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ImqR7)
I just went to Walmart for a few things. Whole sections of food aisles are stripped bare.
Rice. Pasta. Vegetable oil?
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (ggZRr)
Worried about medication tbh.
Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 07:30 PM (wmGy9)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2020 07:30 PM (FVrDO)
And with recorded lectures from some of the best professors in the country? What I mean to say is, from ONLY the best professors in the country? Silence! No more questions!
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:30 PM (gHCnG)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:30 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: barrel otters at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (5wOoy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (oVJmc)
Lots and lots on unconcern.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (6eEQ+)
Freaky.
Got my beer and left.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (axyOa)
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That was my Costco experience last night. Eerily quiet for the number of people there.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (aKgvL)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (hdBIW)
Instant noodles: full spread of varieties, but only about 50% stock.
Canned soup: picked over, I'd day 10% of stock remained. Mostly the "light" or low-cal stuff.
Canned pasta (ravioli, etc.): Almost gone. 95% bare. Only less popular varieties like minis and canned lasagna left.
Canned meat: Gone. One supermarket shelf box of Spam left.
Soap and household cleaners: mostly gone. No wipes or aerosols.
Toilet paper: Present, but going fast. They quit shelving it - they just had the giant pallet boxes open on the endcaps. People buying 3-6 packages at a time.
Frozen foods: Picked over, I'd say about 50% stock.
Fresh foods: Normal stock.
Fresh meat: Normal stock.
Milk and cheese: Normal stock.
Bread: hit hard but generally okay.
Absolutely bonkers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
Best use for a cricket bat. At least with a baseball bat, you can play baseball. With a cricket bat, you can only play . . . cricket, a game so convoluted that even the players don't know what the hell is going on. Or even who wins.
Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (Y8PSl)
++++++++++++
Cricket bats are versatile in dealing out a damned good thrashing. Due to their flattish triangular profile, when wielding them its flat side for hurt, peaked side for serious injury and side on for instant death.
None of the crude, work intensive uniformity of beating you Colonials have with your baseball bat.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (SFT1x)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (ggZRr
Damn Chinese and Italians! COVID-19 wasn't good enough for them, eh - had to wipe out dinner too
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (32YRo)
"How on earth are we supposed to make our feminist bones if we cannot accuse some college boy of raping us!?!!"
--would be mattress girls
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (KZzsI)
Gawd.
Well, at least they'll be ready for boot camp.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (ImqR7)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (P4JM
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That was the core mission of the CIA under Brennan. And don't forget NASA's core mission under Obama of making sure Muslims were praised for their contributions to science (which as near as I can figure was inventing the number zero).
It's hard to keep it all straight, I know.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (/669Q)
Husks are very sharp. Think of them as wide razorgrass.
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (IMdOQ)
Even on a good day it's a n00b move.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (Qf83p)
I went at 3pm today for shits and grins and the place was rockin'.
The herd is on the move.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (hYcqw)
I get what you are saying.
I see layers. Layers of the Trump hate, layers of government bureaucrats flexing their power because they can, and those hurdles you mention have been created and added to for many administrations at this point.
Those working in Deep State careers have never witnessed pushback. With Trump, they are and this is new and uncomfortable for them. And some are willing to sink the entire ship, so to speak, to rid themselves of Trump.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)
Sucks to suck buttercup. Welcome to adulthood.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Vy7tf)
So how's life with a Filipina? I'm thinking about giving it a shot.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (hdBIW)
Your technique still needs work.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March
think that is support staff in gen.
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Case at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (EYKgr)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: turambar at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (Gylu/)
Yes.
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (zr5Kq)
Tay-Sachs' disease, The Heimlich maneuver, Farber's disease, heck, they named a pathogen after Ehrlich, and a neurological sign after Romberg. Fuckin antisemitic doctors.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (dSAQa)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (eoyeC)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (QzF6i)
Gawd.
Well, at least they'll be ready for boot camp.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (axyOa)
Put 'em to work.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (1CjJc)
>>>>Define "Best". He had the best comic timing, but musically...gotta go with Peter.
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (0jZvB)
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham
Reach out and touch someone with a fungo bat and they're staying touched.
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (gHCnG)
Husks are very sharp. Think of them as wide razorgrass.
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM
Get to know some Canadians. And maple leaves.
So a friend told me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 07:30 PM (wmGy9)
I'm a little concerned about that myself. I've been imagining everything going tits up right before I need my prescriptions filled. I'd love to stock up, but the way the system is set up you can't really do that.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (oVJmc)
Thank you. You just made me feel better. I am royally ticked right now because both the campus I teach at and the campus I attend class at announced today they are beginning no-contact instruction beginning Monday. I feel resentful at being forced to participate in the false panic.
So I'm pleased about the reduction in agitation and perhaps lower turnout from the socialist-leaning college kids.
On the other hand, student protests do a pretty good job of unmasking Leftism for normal people to see.
I guess we'll see how it goes. I believe God's hand is upon Trump and His plans cannot be thwarted.
Posted by: Emmie at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (hdBIW)
Best decision I have ever made. 21 years now and counting.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (Vy7tf)
Apes are people. Chimps show love, gorillas can solve word problems, orang utans will make bad Clint Eastwood movies, bonobos will blow you.
But monkeys are little shits. They're highly intelligent squirrels with the morals of a fungus. Fuck the monkeys.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: barrel otters at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (5wOoy)
It seems like this is evidence of who is paying some bills.
Big Titty Buck Teef is extremely, like, super, like, I mean, like, super exssshhhtra greedy.
STRAIGHT UP
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 07:30 PM (wmGy9)
Today, for the first time ever, I have a prescription "on order."
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Jen the original at March
swagger in there with a $20
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Case at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (EYKgr)
The herd is on the move.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (hdBIW)
One place the herd won't go is Chinese restaurants. I might be living on Chinese take out if this keeps up
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (3ji9r)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)
++++++++++++++
They're *eager* to sink the ship. After setting fire to the lifeboats and stuffing all of the life vests into the engine room where they can't be easily found or distributed.
I did not think it was possible for me to hold the press in lower regard or the average bureaucratic chair-warmer in greater contempt.
Over the last two weeks, I have discovered reserves I never knew existed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (hYcqw)
"Patroning."
Urban Dictionary says it means "to go hardcore drinking with your best bro and or bros"
Bartenders. They know things.
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (XhWtx)
This country has an amazing supply train, all powered by natural and renewable petroleum products.
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Emmie at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (ouBhA)
Amen!! Zechariah 6
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 12, 2020 07:37 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (hdBIW)
Best decision I have ever made. 21 years now and counting.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (Vy7tf)
Drop me a line sometime if you'd like to share more.
Txrebel60 at that gmail thingy.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:37 PM (hdBIW)
Gawd.
Well, at least they'll be ready for boot camp.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (axyOa)
What about the free breakfasts, lunches, and after school snacks the schools feed those kids?
No school, but they get to go to the cafeteria for free food, I'll bet.
They just cut it off at 249 people, and the next person will have to wait for someone to finish before they get to sit down.
OK, my attitude is getting really bitter about this nonsense. I admit it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:37 PM (sy5kK)
1. My next door neighbor told me he talked to a guy who is in charge of something or other at the VA hospital here in townwho said this thing could go on for 9 to 15 months.
2. At lunch, my waiter was loudly explaining to a couple of elderly ladies two tables over that the local college is going to convert to all online classes, but not until after spring break in a couple weeks, what with it being a big emergency and all.
Plan accordingly.
Oh, number of confirmed cases within 100 miles of here? Zero.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2020 07:37 PM (m45I2)
It's hard to keep it all straight, I know.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (/669Q)
IIRC, the real credit that is due the muz is for their ability to steal, and then take credit for, the concept of zero, which was actually invented and formalized by the Hindus.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:37 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (hdBIW)
Best decision I have ever made. 21 years now and counting.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March
In fairness, no married man that wants to wake in the morning would answer differently.
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:37 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (gd9RK)
Under no circumstances tell us how you know this.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:37 PM (oVJmc)
He sounds literally traumatized telling the story. All monkeys and apes or horrible, stinky, nasty creatures.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI)
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I bet Walmart's curbside grocery service is doing gangbusters. I used it after surgery when I couldn't walk very well. They have a great system--very convenient.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (oVJmc)
++++++++++++++++
There is going to be a huge push to move to universal vote-by-mail because of contagion. If they can get the whole system ready for the fraud machine, they will.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (gd9RK)
Why? They'd enjoy it. That might also get them a jump start on some more evolution, and that we do not need. We have already have Congress.
Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (Y8PSl)
Yeah, whoo. I'm glad I don't listen to these people.
Posted by: m at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (oGFm1)
Jersey schools closing to flatten the " epistemological" curve...lol
Posted by: barrel otters
At least they aren't flattening the scatological curve. That really messes up your shoes.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (T6t7i)
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Can't you get a 90 day supply?
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Guzalot at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (Rz36l)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, getting ready for direct fire at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (XN+73)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Beating The Pissfuck Out of Jimmy Acosta at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (+dsLj)
Here's Dolenz and the other surviving Monkee doing Last Train to Clarksville live recently.
Mickey can still play and sing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1w048AwTkI
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (3ji9r)
Still going to my fave Chinese buffet.
All you can eat for 8 bucks? Ain't giving that up for anything.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (ZCEU2)
Trump, they are and this is new and uncomfortable for them. And some are
willing to sink the entire ship, so to speak, to rid themselves of
Trump.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)
That's what that little CDC press conference a couple of weeks ago was all about. To start the panic.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (3ji9r)
RAGE!!!!
Worse than that: all Spring Training Games canceled as of 4 p.m. this afternoon. I suspect a plot on the part of the Evil Empire in the Bronx and That Other Team in Queens-- because the Phillies are comfortably on top of the Grapefruit League for the first time that I can remember.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (oVJmc)
Blutarski from Ace's Playhouse: I will NOT watch Samantha Bee!
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: WOPR at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (q41Tt)
Get the albuterol inhalers. It's coming from Vanaatu, but just takes a couple of weeks. The meds are usually from New Zealand or Australia.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (JKNZq)
Get to know some Canadians. And maple leaves.
So a friend told me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (axyOa)
Maple leaves are the international symbol for a smooth ass-wiping.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (swCn8)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 07:40 PM (dKiJG)
Gawd.
Well, at least they'll be ready for boot camp.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (axyOa)
Put 'em to work.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (1CjJc)
*************
Now is the time to reprogram the kids from the Lefty propaganda being taught in the schools.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 07:40 PM (wiXsO)
Corn cobs for the win.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (dSAQa)
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Ah, thanks. Did not know.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2020 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Iran will start the war.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:40 PM (ImqR7)
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (Tnijr)
Carefully developed and refined over a century to remain robust throughout all sorts of events!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (BiNEL)
Apes are people. Chimps show love, gorillas can solve word problems, orang utans will make bad Clint Eastwood movies, bonobos will blow you.
But monkeys are little shits. They're highly intelligent squirrels with the morals of a fungus. Fuck the monkeys.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (gd9RK)
That's THREE things: monkeys, apes, chimps.
It's all so confusing.
Posted by: m at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (oGFm1)
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (XhWtx)
++++++++++++++++
I don't. While it would not surprise me if this synthetic/engineered, I doubt "bio-weapon." If it is engineered, I suspect far more it is a case of "gross incompetence let it out of the lab."
Followed by "negligence let it spread."
Add together incompetence, negligence, timing around a massive high-travel period, panic and people who just want to watch the world burn and/or destroy the West at any price and you'd easily end up with something like this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Beating The Pissfuck Out of Jimmy Acosta at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (+dsLj)
I don't think you can even get a 30 day supply of a lot of painkillers.
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (Tnijr)
He sounds literally traumatized telling the story. All monkeys and apes or horrible, stinky, nasty creatures.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI)
Chimps are nasty creatures. I remember watching one of those Attenbourough documentaries where two females took a third's baby and ate it. They weren't short on food, or anything. Just had a hankerin' for baby.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (Uu+Jp)
Shelves full of everything.
Insofar as anyone is thinking about covid-19 at all it is with amusement at the seeming panic ... and I heard a few comments from not-specially-political people about the media driving this out of Trump-hate which really surprised me.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (j3npP)
Apes are people. Chimps show love, gorillas can solve word problems, orang utans will make bad Clint Eastwood movies, bonobos will blow you.
But monkeys are little shits. They're highly intelligent squirrels with the morals of a fungus. Fuck the monkeys.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (gd9RK)
That's THREE things: monkeys, apes, chimps.
It's all so confusing.
Posted by: m at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (oGFm1)
It's even MORE than three.
Posted by: m at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (oGFm1)
For the worker bees in the Deep State, they're losing their two-tiered justice system, their untouchability. That's huge. Expect the fight to intensify. The higher-ups are also losing their side-gigs, like the Ukrainian siphoning operation.
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:42 PM (jyVW0)
if I were an aggressive country looking to hurt us, I'd attack right now- it seems like half the country is busy hoarding toilet paper and hand ringing about whether the Wuhan virus is racist.
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (YxML+)
I thought this very thought a couple of days ago.
Luckily, all the other nations are more effed up that we are.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)
The Chinese people aren't bad.
Asian people aren't bad.
China is bad.
-
Sweet n sour pork so it all balances out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 07:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (nzKWW)
Awesome.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:42 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing a Monkees Song at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (sWM8x)
if I were an aggressive country looking to hurt us, I'd attack right now- it seems like half the country is busy hoarding toilet paper and hand ringing about whether the Wuhan virus is racist.
Posted by: LASue at March
nah, that would unify everybody
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (HALdu)
btw, a favorite Frasier episode is about a monkey who might have killed someone. One funny thing is they call the monkey an ape, an orangutan, a chimp, etc. They never repeat a term though they are different animals in real life. It is funny.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (BiNEL)
"Patronizing" is something evil sexist nazi men do to women, so it obviously can't be the proper word for giving business to those establishments.
Who gets to be the lucky person to tell her that "patron" refers to men, though?
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (Z33st)
My request for a side of pepper sauce was contentious.
Posted by: Fritz at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (ATCV4)
Have they never heard of West Nile Virus? Is that anti-Egyptian?
or Rocky Mtn. Spotted Fever? Is that anti-Snow Bunny?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 07:40 PM (dKiJG)
China is already blaming us. The tin foil brigade sees some dark US conspiracy behind it. Personally, we should blame China because it is their fault, one way or another.
Posted by: WOPR at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (q41Tt)
Posted by: Anachronda at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (sGtp+)
Have they never heard of West Nile Virus? Is that anti-Egyptian?
or Rocky Mtn. Spotted Fever? Is that anti-Snow Bunny?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (r+sAi)
Or Rocky Mtn. High.
Posted by: m at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (oGFm1)
Also the left: You're racist for not going to Chinatown!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: gig workers and service workers at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (ZCEU2)
Sings - If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey/even if it has a monkey kind of shape. If it doesn't have tail it's not a monkey/If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey/It's an ape. Thanks, Veggie Tales.
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (MmFTx)
There are some images even Kate Dennings cant cure.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing a Monkees Song at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (+dsLj)
or Rocky Mtn. Spotted Fever? Is that anti-Snow Bunny?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (r+sAi)
++++++++++++++
Or how about Ebola, which is named for the nearby river? Or MERS (Middle East)? Or Lyme disease? Or Zika?
Hmmmm. Maybe because that's how it fucking works? Diseases are usually named for places or people. These people need to be upfront about cashing their Chinese checks and then go fuck off and then fuck off again until dead.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (ImqR7)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (dSAQa)
The Beluga Caviar is out at Whole Foods! Gaaahhh!
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (nzKWW)
It's actually not difficult to follow AOC's "thinking" that leads her to talk about "patroning" Asian restaurants.
"Patronizing" is something evil sexist nazi men do to women, so it
obviously can't be the proper word for giving business to those
establishments.
Who gets to be the lucky person to tell her that "patron" refers to men, though?
*pout*
Posted by: Eva Patron at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM
Do not tempt me.
Posted by: The Barrel at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (786Ro)
"Patronizing" is something evil sexist nazi men do to women, so it obviously can't be the proper word for giving business to those establishments.
Who gets to be the lucky person to tell her that "patron" refers to men, though?
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at March
I think when she said "patroning" it was kind of a freudian slip and she meant "patreon", which is where you are going to be finding her after her seat is redistricted away.
But you get to see her rack.
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (3ji9r)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: LASue at March
nah, that would unify everybody
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (HALdu)
Nope. The Left would say we had it coming, would surrender, and try to turn the rest of us in.
Unity in this country is dead. Forever.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (hdBIW)
A month from now people are going to be looking at a garbage full of TP and saying- "WTF. I can wipe my ass for the next two years".
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, getting ready for direct fire at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (XN+73)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (r+sAi)
I don't know a single adult male that is anti-Snow Bunny.
Not a one.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: avi at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (kSq2k)
Posted by: Arnold Ziffel, Swine Anti-Defamation League at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (oVJmc)
or Rocky Mtn. Spotted Fever? Is that anti-Snow Bunny?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (r+sAi)
Or Rocky Mtn. High.
Posted by: m at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (oGFm1)
Lyme (Connecticut) Disease
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (C1Lsn)
Google employees have been working from home for almost a month. Friend's spawn just realized how much money they are spending on breakfast and lunch at home. Google provides their infantile employees with such luxuries along with a gym to work out in onsite.
Like being in elementary school again.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (dSAQa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (hYcqw)
Once dead, they can then do one last fuck off. Because they can never fuck off enough times.
Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (Y8PSl)
Humans cure the virus and then kill me with drones. Maybe I should re watch the movies to see what I am doing wrong.
Posted by: Big V at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (XEC2p)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (ImqR7)
Trying. I have a terrible track record though.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: no good deed at March
ammo?
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
Which brings up the point:
Why do they need to spend so much time and money on college when most of it can be done from home?
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Tnijr)
You asked the question that no college administrator wants to hear.
They've been stuffing anyone who dare ask it for a few years now.
With this nonsense, more will start asking it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (sy5kK)
You need the writers on your side so that the few dozen apes manage to overwhelm 300 million humans in the USA without anywhere else in the world attempting to intervene or help.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (HALdu)
Trump should tell everyone the ChiComs are hoarding our TP...that would unify these folks in a heart beat - damn Commie bastards!
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (32YRo)
http://hill.cm/zU4OKZ9
Uh, okay. Hope you Ohioans are stocked up on TP...
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (DTX3h)
*********
If done properly, a healed episiotomy scar should be straight (not curved) and flat (level with the skin), but maybe in Jersey they do it differently.
What? Epistemological?
Never mind.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at
How soon do they blame Ace for the shelves?
Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March
"patroning"
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (HALdu)
if I were an aggressive country looking to hurt us, I'd attack right now- it seems like half the country is busy hoarding toilet paper and hand ringing about whether the Wuhan virus is racist.
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (YxML+)
I thought this very thought a couple of days ago.
Luckily, all the other nations are more effed up that we are.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)
We're about in Lord of the Flies territory here. And sooner or later, one of the kids is going to take a look at that big red button, and say "I wonder what will happen if I push this."
Then it's a montage of mushrooms, to the tune of "We'll Meet Again."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (hku12)
A month from now people are going to be looking at a garbage full of
TP and saying- "WTF. I can wipe my ass for the next two years".
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, getting ready for direct fire at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (XN+73)
I don't think that anything sinks into the thick skulls of people like that. They are stuck on stupid.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (3ji9r)
Wonder if big commerce, teachers' unions, sports leagues will very soon declare all is clear 'cause $$$.
Bet this crisis comes to a sudden end.
Posted by: Money at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (MmFTx)
And...no body was talking. The place was absolutely silent. If anyone was talking it was in whispers.
Posted by: Diogenes
Yeah, shoppers are all business. In, out, breath as little as possible. I was one of them, today.
Posted by: Dorothy Kilgallen at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (WH4v7)
There are some images even Kate Dennings cant cure.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing a Monkees Song at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (+dsLj)
Christina Hendricks leaked photos protect us!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI)
She kept saying "patroning."
It wasn't just a one off.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Boswell at March
Those commmie bastards put flouride in the tp
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (HALdu)
http://hill.cm/zU4OKZ9
Uh, okay. Hope you Ohioans are stocked up on TP...
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (DTX3h)
Estimate based on what? An eight ball? A crystal Ball? Tarot cards? Jeanne Dixon?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (dSAQa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (uEbPt)
Well that does sound like something that dimwit would do. And she worked in the service industry heh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (KZzsI)
So, this is how the higher education revolution begins.
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM
Unless we, ourselves, have a Strategic TP Reserve, we won't be able to wipe them out.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (+y/Ru)
++++++++++++++
If it's exceptionally well illustrated in full color, I'm in for $50 hardcover.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: NeverTrumpers at March 12, 2020 07:52 PM (oVJmc)
****
Not a daydream believer I see.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing a Monkees Song at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (+dsLj)
Finally!
Posted by: The Chicken at March 12, 2020 07:52 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (+y/Ru)
What boobs are on the tour?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:52 PM (Uu+Jp)
That's nearly as many as are estimated to have the Wuhan Flu worldwide. She's as much of a dimwit as most of them are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:52 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2020 07:52 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: I'm OAC and approve this message
For Real! at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (hYcqw)
a pop up book?
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (ImqR7)
http://hill.cm/zU4OKZ9
Uh, okay. Hope you Ohioans are stocked up on TP...
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (DTX3h)
She added that the slow rollout of testing means the state does not have good verified numbers to know for sure.
No verified number so just throw out some bullshit number to feed the panic. I would have fired her on the spot.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (3ji9r)
Posted by: AOC at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (m45I2)
But not contractors. I'll be there next week. I'm expecting immaculate lawns by illegals who are laughing their asses off.
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: Dorothy Kilgallen at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (WH4v7)
Combat shopping - my wife is good at it - when a man's stamina fails, the woman's extra shopping muscle kicks in and she can take that shopping hill - awe inspiring.
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (n13/j)
The US being one of them.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (ImqR7)
Trying. I have a terrible track record though.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (hdBIW)
Good advice, I have heard about 50/50 long term quality results with the Pinay!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI)
There's a scene in an episode of Cheers where Frasier explains the difference between "patronage" and "patronizing" to Sam. And, imagine that: it's on YooBoob.
https://youtu.be/DLZ_NIz8Kyo
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (hdBIW)
the cherry in the parfait.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (n13/j)
or Rocky Mtn. Spotted Fever? Is that anti-Snow Bunny?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March
somebody need to make "walk like a wuhanian"
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (HALdu)
I mean, Kleenex I could understand. But TP?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (6eEQ+)
No verified number so just throw out some bullshit number to feed the panic. I would have fired her on the spot.
Interesting how many 'officials' seem to be doing this, isn't it?
Newsom, Sister Rosenpenis, Diblasio and others...
Posted by: NeverTrumpers at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)
That's nearly as many as are estimated to have the Wuhan Flu worldwide. She's as much of a dimwit as most of them are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:52 PM (KZzsI)
Yes, there are about 135,000 cases worldwide with 81,000 in China but that dumb bitch says 100,000 are in Ohio.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (3ji9r)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
150,000,000 so far
Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (vd8XM)
NBA, NHL, MLB, hell even the XFL are falling into line.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++
Distrusted, laughed and sneered at by 35%, idolized and worshiped by 35%, and unknown to the rest?
They need a far worse fate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (XhWtx)
Twitter is probably going to ban it. But in the meantime, enjoy watching AOC lecture you not to touch your face.
https://tinyurl.com/v6d8aag
Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: The Chicken at March 12, 2020 07:52 PM
You're more a fan of "Last Train to Clucksville", I take it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (DMUuz)
But patroning is not.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (ZLI7S)
She didn't say "patronizing," she said "patroning."
She's an idiot.
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (+y/Ru)
++++++++++++++
You best be clear about the definition of boob or you'll be spending a lot of time with Joe Biden.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (Uu+Jp)
It's Kat Dennings you filthy casual.
Be better.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Dorothy Kilgallen at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (WH4v7)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (HALdu)
They're no fun, they just fall down, unlike Weebles who only wobble.
Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (Y8PSl)
Heard today (and I am not vouching for this) that Fauci had previously claimed that AIDS, one of his specialties, was going to be an global epidemic.
Oops!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (BiNEL)
She didn't say "patronizing," she said "patroning."
She's an idiot.
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (nRWPy)
Twice...she pronounced it that way twice.
Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Northernlurker
-------
Ah, the verbing of a word.
Posted by: Calvin at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (4bd7D)
""patronizing" is pretty standard language for going to a business. "
It is, but the girl with her brains in her chesticles said "patroning".
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (dNzKv)
right now, that would mean cutting off all of our supplies of antibiotics. We've made a big mistake, obviously, but it's going to take time and money to correct it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (nRWPy)
They can get a week out of that, maybe. Then what?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Spelling Boobie Queen Kat Dennings Name Right at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (V2Yro)
It's idiot-speak
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (nRWPy)
--------------
It's AOC.
Which sort of explains it, right?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 12, 2020 07:58 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:58 PM (MmFTx)
Does anyone know who she was?
Posted by: Dorothy Kilgallen
---------
A columnist.
Posted by: Garry Moore at March 12, 2020 07:58 PM (4bd7D)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (MmFTx)
Well done!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:58 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Not to be confused with the delicious French recipe for Breasts in Butter ... A Nipple in Thyme ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (LPnfS)
"you can't question an old person's mental health"
or
"it's illegal to investigate someone who is running for president"
...before you realize they are total fucking sociopaths. They seem shameless because they actually are. They know we don't like being called racists. They think its funny to watch us deny it.
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Boswell at March
Those commmie bastards put flouride in the tp
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM
fluoridated TP, soaking up our precious bodily fluids
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (786Ro)
We're about in Lord of the Flies territory here. And sooner or later, one of the kids is going to take a look at that big red button, and say "I wonder what will happen if I push this."
Then it's a montage of mushrooms, to the tune of "We'll Meet Again."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (hku12)
yep.
might as well sing along.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (sy5kK)
"Heard today (and I am not vouching for this) that Fauci had previously claimed that AIDS, one of his specialties, was going to be an global epidemic"
TBF, you have to say that to be a political doctor.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (MmFTx)
********
Oopsie, my bad. I ran the global warming model. 100,000 is the average global temperature in 8 no wait make that 7 years.
Double checking my numbers. That should be seventeen. Seventeen cases of COVID-19 in Ohio.
Posted by: Ohio heaalth official at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (ImqR7)
A lot of people were saying that in the late 80s, because they were trying as hard as possible to disassociate it from its most common causes: anal sex and intravenous drug use. We'll all get it! Its not just those people! Its everyone!
Except, you know, how it wasn't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (V2Yro)
IIRC, there is no longer any ability to produce penicillin in CONUS.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (JKNZq)
That place is a fraud. Their Panda meat is really Possum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (miJU3)
The TP companies may see a boom now but then sales will drop for a while.Maybe forever if we all drop dead.
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (Tnijr)
Wonder if big commerce, teachers' unions, sports leagues will very soon declare all is clear 'cause $$$.
Bet this crisis comes to a sudden end.
Posted by: Money at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (WX+x0)
I'm sure it's been noted, MLB had cancelled all remaining Spring Training games, and delayed the start of the season for at least #twoweeks.
I wonder how this throws off the steroid doping schedule for players.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (hku12)
Calvin: I like to verb words.
Hobbes: What?
Calvin: I take nouns and adjectives and use them as verbs. Remember when "access" was a thing? Now it's something you do. It got verbed. Verbing weirds language.
Hobbes: Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (4bd7D)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (HALdu)
Does anyone know who she was?
Posted by: Dorothy Kilgallen at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (WH4v7)
+++++++++++
NY arts columnist. 40s-60s. Regular panelist on "What's My Line?" She broke into serious news with, I think, a murder or serial killer on the west coast. Died during the coverage of the same. My memory is hazy, but something makes me think she was murdered but I really don't remember.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (wmGy9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (V2Yro)
yes.
it is a verb, like "Googling".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (hdBIW)
Twitter is probably going to ban it. But in the meantime, enjoy watching AOC lecture you not to touch your face.
She also pronounced 'banal' to rhyme with 'anal.'
Posted by: NeverTrumpers at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (oVJmc)
I'm not a big tequila guy, but Big Titty Small Brain AOC makes me want to go out and get a bottle.
I recently read the Shep Gordon biog, Supermensch, he with Sammy Hagar brought Cabo Wabo to market. Made a fortune.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (lg/F7)
They were counting on Iran's and North Korea's nuclear programs, but they've both had surprisingly bad luck with earthquakes.
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (IMdOQ)
Yeah, Little Boswell Missy has had her college spring trimester converted to online at home starting in late March - fun filled college golf tournaments? cancelled! Beer bong nights with those lay about Kappa Sigs? Denied! Hanging out at the Sarasota Casinos? Asta Lavista, Baby!
And there was much rejoicing in the Boswell family wallet...
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (dKiJG)
Too late. Announced today.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: NeverTrumpers at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (hdBIW)
++++++++++++
If you like dark hair, pale skin and big knockers, then yes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (BiNEL)
Give me a wheel of blue cheese and some slides ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Miklos, implicating the Kennedy's ( mean the other dead Kennedys) at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (3ji9r)
This shit upsets me till I think for a minute.
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (nRWPy)
-------
Pales in comparison to gun deaths!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2020 08:03 PM (w54mS)
They can solve that with expiration dates.
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 08:03 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Squeezing Dennings' Boom Booms at March 12, 2020 08:03 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (XhWtx)
Trust me Eromero, I'll have that figured out before I even leave Cebu airport.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:04 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (dKiJG)
The two Europa League matches I watched today were played in empty stadiums, one in Greece and the other in Austria. Some matches were cancelled outright.
This is a highly evolved panic.
Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 08:04 PM (Y8PSl)
It reminds me of the global warming hypocrites flying around the world on their private jets...
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 08:04 PM (YxML+)
XFL would be smart not to cancel. Nothing else is on
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (dKiJG)
Too late. Announced today.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (sy5kK)
WBNA will be the only thing left since no one goes to those games any way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 08:04 PM (3ji9r)
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (XhWtx)
Especially if "she's" Thai.
A Thai acquaintance told me you can spot the ladyboys because most all of them look better than Thai women.
As a gentleman, I told her, "Oh no, I am sure that can't possibly be true!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 12, 2020 08:04 PM (pw+jk)
"Yeah... bad luck"
--God
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:04 PM (KZzsI)
they are afraid of getting quarantined. If your gonna be stuck, the hell with food, ya need tee pee!
Posted by: hording horde hoarder at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (BiNEL)
+++++++++++++++
Really?
:: head-desk ::
Fucking globalists. "Let's spread our supply chain for *everything* across every continent and ensure we have plenty single points of failure. We'll optimize for efficiency and price with no other factors. We'll run lean as fuck, but thankfully brittleness is over and like, totally last century."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (ImqR7)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic
In Hungarian, the same word means "nipple" and Brussels Sprout.
Posted by: Miklos, Chef d'Cuisine Hongroise at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (QzkSJ)
No verified number so just throw out some bullshit number to feed the panic. I would have fired her on the spot.
Interesting how many 'officials' seem to be doing this, isn't it?
Newsom, Sister Rosenpenis, Diblasio and others...
Posted by: NeverTrumpers at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc) "
Weird, huh ?
demonrats all, they have gotten their orders.
and most of the panic seems urban and blue state.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (KZzsI)
Coronavirus from Wuhan, China.
Coronavirus from Wuhan, China.
Coronavirus from Wuhan, China.
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (zr5Kq)
*looks at the Thai monkeys on raft*
I, the Wrath of God, will marry my own daughter, and with her I will found the purest dynasty the world has ever seen. Together, we shall rule this entire continent. We shall endure. I am the Wrath of God... who else is with me?
Posted by: Zombie Don Lope de Aguirre at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: morigu at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (PbUF8)
Posted by: AF at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (RsPQq)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM
You'll enjoy it more if you're looking down at her.
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (786Ro)
Like the Eskimo and snow, in France, they have 500 words for nipple.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (KZzsI)
***********
Yes.
Wait let me think..
Yes.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Squeezing Dennings' Boom Booms at March 12, 2020 08:03 PM (+dsLj)
Oh, her. Meh.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (KZzsI)
+++++++++++++++
Huh. Good thing *none* of that comes through in the still pictures.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: KY at March 12, 2020 08:07 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 12, 2020 08:07 PM (G546f)
********
Amateur hour, you're supposed to watch with the sound off.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Squeezing Dennings' Boom Booms at March 12, 2020 08:07 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 12, 2020 08:07 PM (1g7ch)
The gals in my office are pretty funny--one of them put a large roll of toilet paper on a table today with a silent auction bid sheet.
Posted by: April at March 12, 2020 08:07 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (LPnfS)
In a pinch, old bread is a good "starter"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:07 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Miklos, Chef d'Cuisine Hongroise at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (QzkSJ)
mellbimbo ??
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
How can one govern a nation with 500 words for nipple?
Posted by: Gen. Charles-Miklos de Gaulle at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Alice Speri
@alicesperi
I have spent the last week looking for flights to Italy not because of coronavirus-inspired flash sales, but because I would rather go home to a country that's currently in the grip of one of the worst outbreaks in the world than stay here.
https://tinyurl.com/w4ske5n
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (wiXsO)
The stupid still comes off in waves like a desert at high noon.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Wonder if big commerce, teachers' unions, sports leagues will very soon declare all is clear 'cause $$$.
Bet this crisis comes to a sudden end.
Posted by: Money at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (WX+x0)
I'm sure it's been noted, MLB had cancelled all remaining Spring Training games, and delayed the start of the season for at least #twoweeks.
I wonder how this throws off the steroid doping schedule for players.
Posted by: BurtTC
Trump has canceled the November elections indefinitely. Will remain president.
Watch how quick it becomes no bigger than the common cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (CigxG)
By gadfrey, if I see ANYBODY eating a bat I will immediately assist them with seppuku. I will supply the blade.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (EnQC8)
I recently read the Shep Gordon biog, Supermensch, he with Sammy Hagar brought Cabo Wabo to market. Made a fortune.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (lg/F7)
I'll once again pimp the Kirkland Silver Tequila for those with Costco memberships. 100% agave, ~$20/1.75L. Great stuff.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (MmFTx)
*****
Damn thats gonna leave a mark on the ta tas.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Gonna Shoop, Baby at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Emmylou Harris at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Miklos, teacher of Finno-Ugric language at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (QzkSJ)
#latterdaysaints cancel all gatherings worldwide until further notice
Man, when they cancel something, they CANCEL it.
Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (cF8AT)
Good on you!
Please to repost this on the ONT, there were a lot of people praying for you there, and they'd like to know this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:10 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (hdBIW)
I am not a huge fan. Her rack is nice. Her voice insipid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 08:10 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (hYcqw)
That's hilarious.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:10 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Miklos, Chef d'Cuisine Hongroise at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM
One of these is not like the other.
Posted by: Satan's Dingleberry at March 12, 2020 08:10 PM (DMUuz)
"Trust me Eromero, I'll have that figured out before I even leave Cebu airport.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy"
It don't matter if it's Arcturian.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 12, 2020 08:10 PM (elGJ1)
She didn't say "patronizing," she said "patroning."
She's an idiot.
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (nRWPy)
Twice...she pronounced it that way twice.
Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (cF8AT)
It's the bartender in her, trying to be free.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: runner
Why YES, if you want to be specific.
Posted by: Miklos, teacher of Finno-Ugric language at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (QzkSJ
a plate of Brussels Sprouts is tanyer mellbimbo ???
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:11 PM (zr5Kq)
I have spent the last week looking for flights to Italy not because of coronavirus-inspired flash sales, but because I would rather go home to a country that's currently in the grip of one of the worst outbreaks in the world than stay here.
https://tinyurl.com/w4ske5n
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (wiXsO)
++++++++++++++
I am a man of near infinite patience for ignorance. Ignorance can be cured if the ignoramus is willing to learn.
But this stuff? This stuff is different. The day of reckoning for the press cannot come soon enough.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:11 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Miklos, teacher of Uralic-Altaic language at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (786Ro)
Does she have a gofundme? I would contribute for a private jet flight if she does!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (KZzsI)
Alice Speri
@alicesperi
I have spent the last week looking for flights to Italy not because of coronavirus-inspired flash sales, but because I would rather go home to a country that's currently in the grip of one of the worst outbreaks in the world than stay here.
https://tinyurl.com/w4ske5n
Posted by: redridinghood at March
So, she is a citizen of the U.S. but refers to Italy as home.
Where do I go to buy her a ticket home?
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Miklos, teacher of Uralic-Altaic language a
oh, ok.
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Alice Speri
@alicesperi
I have spent the last week looking for flights to Italy not because of coronavirus-inspired flash sales, but because I would rather go home to a country that's currently in the grip of one of the worst outbreaks in the world than stay here.
https://tinyurl.com/w4ske5n
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (wiXsO)
Who bitch this is?
Aw, who gives a shit. Goodbye, Alice, and get fucked.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (DTX3h)
Where do I go to buy her a ticket home?
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (HALdu)
+++++++++++++
The State Department should deport her.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (hYcqw)
She'll probably be fine, as will her immediate family, but it is kind of unnerving all the same. I do hope that she hasn't been around my other sister these last couple weeks, since sister 2 had thyroid cancer last fall, and has had to have her thyroid removed and chemo or radiation (not sure which).
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (nBq51)
I'll once again pimp the Kirkland Silver Tequila for those with Costco memberships. 100% agave, ~$20/1.75L. Great stuff.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (DTX3h)
My shopping trip last week confirms this.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Miklos, frustrated teacher of Uralic-Altaic language at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)
The Brussels Sprouts on that dancing girl in 300 were pretty impressive, too
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (MmFTx)
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Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (af5xa)
@alicesperi
Journalist @theintercept, covering justice, Lipman Fellow @columbiajourn
| Tweets on wars, cops, prisons and borders | Italiana all'estero, mother of dragons"
She's a moonbat. Let her go. Hell, I'll kick in five bucks.
Posted by: NeverTrumpers at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (MmFTx)
Started at a dime, went to 15 cents last I saw, but that was this morning. Who knows what happened this afternoon after DeWine cancelled public school for three weeks.
Posted by: April at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (MmFTx)
++++++++++++
*Occur* to them? They're being paid for it. They know. Most of them, anyway. Some of the truly room-temperature guys might just be so stupid they don't realize it, but I'll bet most of them know.
They suck Chinese dick by choice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (KZzsI)
If by happy you mean keeping AOC's mouth otherwise occupied, then, yeah, he was happy. In more ways than one.
Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (CigxG)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (hdBIW)
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: April at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (HALdu)
****
This shit makes me want to swear off pizza in protest.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Going Low Carb at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (EGyGV)
What the hell is all that?
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (af5xa)
Come to me my lovely!
Posted by: Das Barrel at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (BiNEL)
Freaky.
Got my beer and left.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (axyOa)
Which neighborhood?
At Fred Meyer in Des Moines last night, there were about a third of the regular crowd at 530pm.
Some TP, but not a bottle of anything that would kill germs on contact. Then I moved some laundry detergent, and found 2 pint bottles of Clorox bleach. Somebody was hiding them.
Not any more.
With a spray bottle, those little bottles of Clorox will kill a lot of effing germs.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (hYcqw)
That's hilarious.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:10 PM (hdBIW)
Well crap. What are we supposed to do now?
Posted by: Joe Mannix Cow Orker at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
=====
How can one govern a nation with 500 words for nipple?
Posted by: Gen. Charles-Miklos de Gaulle at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM
Being north of the equator, they can see the Aureola Borealis.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: April at March
or, as he refers to it, dinner
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 08:18 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (hYcqw)
The taste is a bit off-putting at first, but when you look at your Caymans National account balance...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:18 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (af5xa)
Why that, my friend...is called the BARREL!
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 08:19 PM (32YRo)
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "cancel culture".
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM (3aySp)
SMDH...
It was a pretty funny joke that I didn't want to have to retype with my bear paws/clubs. Too many broken fingers over the years.
BREAKING: The World Health Organization has said that COVID-19 has finally been conclusively proven to not be transmittable by dogs. This means that all dogs held in quarantine have now been released.
That's right...
WHO let the dogs out.
End transmission
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 12, 2020 08:21 PM (af5xa)
I wonder how this throws off the steroid doping schedule for players.
Posted by: BurtTC
Trump has canceled the November elections indefinitely. Will remain president.
Watch how quick it becomes no bigger than the common cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (CigxG)
I'd love to see him float the idea. Just a casual, off-hand comment, "we're considering many things, including postponing the elections..."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 08:21 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI)
But she didn't say that. She said "patroning" instead, which really isn't a word.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (arJlL)
You'll need a silent time machine. If it wheezes like the TARDIS she'll clobber you walking out the door.
Posted by: DaveA at March 12, 2020 08:31 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 12, 2020 08:35 PM (Yn6WC)
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (PbUF
Sounds like you may be seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. Heal quickly, brother.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 08:35 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 12, 2020 09:01 PM (+DS2f)
"I'll once again pimp the Kirkland Silver Tequila for those with Costco memberships. 100% agave, ~$20/1.75L. Great stuff."
Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 12, 2020 09:12 PM (lg/F7)
Conspiracy theory? You decide.
It's pretty straghtforward to sequence the viral DNA from animal samples in the lab 400 feet from the Wuhan market where this supposedly originated from. I'm sure they did it, and they know the answer.
This is likely why they sat on this for 6-8 weeks, and didn't let The WHO or the US in until mid February. This is why they are trying to blame the US.
If true, they have to be held to account.
Posted by: Interested One at March 12, 2020 09:34 PM (bxsbX)
Dance, then fight some more.
Come at me, ya pussies, do your worst.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 12, 2020 10:11 PM (w7KSn)
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