Terrible: Hot US Female Golfer With Huge Cans is Destroying the Prim Reputation of the Sport by Showing Off Her T & A

Via Miley the Duchess -- a national shame.

I think she's an amateur. If she were pro, I'm pretty sure we'd already know about this, and we'd all be USLPG fans. (Update: A commenter says she's a pro.)

American golfer Paige Spiranac says she has been accused of 'ruining the game' because she wears low-cut tank tops that show off her cleavage.
The 26-year-old has 2.2 million Instagram followers and also hosts the Playing A Round Podcast, and in a recent episode she complained about how she is treated because of the way she looks and dresses.
Paige said that she's called a 'sl**' and a 'w****' because she wears tank tops, and revealed that it's even cost her opportunities to help out with charities.

Below, she discusses golf and bras.

Speaking of things I want to give a bone to: This dog is too cute.

Posted by: Ace at 07:48 PM

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1
I want that for Purim! I'd bury my face in that hamentashen for days!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2020 07:48 PM (pS94+)

2

"Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2020 07:48 PM (pS94+)

3 *golf clap*

!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 11, 2020 07:49 PM (zlgJP)

4 Damn. That's impressive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 07:49 PM (YqDXo)

5 Sidebar: That Avalanches video is amazing. I wish real life could be more like that video.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 11, 2020 07:50 PM (iys0/)

6 Dayum. I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 11, 2020 07:50 PM (gRXTc)

7 Why is it her chest is so much smaller when she wears a swimsuit?

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 11, 2020 07:50 PM (wGeit)

8 I would like to be all covered up in her rough.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 07:50 PM (ataph)

9 I love this place. Ace, you are a great American who is going to get me in trouble at work.

Still. Boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 11, 2020 07:50 PM (2B9A/)

10 Slowly, I turn the Paige.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2020 07:50 PM (Z4rgH)

11 FORE!

Posted by: Miklos, using a wood at March 11, 2020 07:51 PM (QzkSJ)

12 She's well known for her technique in gripping the shaft.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 11, 2020 07:51 PM (SgjGX)

13 Certainly large tracts of land to entice the Morons.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2020 07:51 PM (y9D0K)

14 It's Sweeps Week At Ace's!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 11, 2020 07:51 PM (I2/tG)

15 Woo. She brings all the boys to the yard

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 11, 2020 07:51 PM (ykYG2)

16 Definitely a mammal.

Most definitely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 07:51 PM (YqDXo)

17 >>>7 Why is it her chest is so much smaller when she wears a swimsuit?

i wondered. My guess is that she fasted and dieted to get down to lowest possible bodyfat for the swimsuit suit, which of course trimmed a lot of delicious funstuff off her chest.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)

18 Double Bogey!

Posted by: Hands at March 11, 2020 07:52 PM (786Ro)

19 Question: has she ever actually seen the golf ball she's trying to hit?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 07:52 PM (YqDXo)

20 I feel for Paige, and would gladly provide one of my patented frontal massages to work out her pain.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 11, 2020 07:52 PM (6/uwW)

21 She is a professional golfer. She just isn't good enough to play on any of the Ladies Tour (LPGA or LET). She's a decent player. Just not quite ready for any of the major tours. So, she makes a living doing what she is doing. Kid has got to make a buck somehow.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (InTZR)

22 I'd like to see her in the rough

Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (fuBLj)

23 I want that for Purim! I'd bury my face in that hamentashen for days!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2020 07:48 PM (pS94+

*********

Hamentashen is triangle shaped... and tastes sweet if filled with the proper filling.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (flINI)

24 SCHWING!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (Y4EXg)

25 Golf has strict rules against talking when someone is about to swing the club, but I don't think they cover this form of distraction. Good for her!

Posted by: jdgalt1 at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (3SFo/)

26 THANK YOU, GOD

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (wgmJy)

27
The thread I was waiting for!

And it wasn't Miley, but me, who forgot to wipe her handle from the box when I posted.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (rCwaK)

28 Saw that footage of her yesterday, and one thing I l really liked, aside from the obvious, is that she looks like a happy person with a great attitude.

Feminists hate women like her.

Posted by: Tom Meagher, Smiling Irishly at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (xPJvm)

29 Would she consider a Slip 'n Slide a water hazard?

Posted by: Miklos, with serious question at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (QzkSJ)

30 I don't know where I sign up for this. Can someone tell me? Golf cans.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (VNfwt)

31 I see ace has posted a cute dog video for the 'ettes... *sigh*

Posted by: redridinghood at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (wiXsO)

32 King: Don't like her? What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge [Gestures to his chest] tracts of land.

Posted by: Tracts of Land! at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (I2/tG)

33 Finally a golfer I can get behind.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2020 07:54 PM (KNsKs)

34 She makes my putter stand!

Posted by: zombie johnny carson at March 11, 2020 07:54 PM (TQ/zJ)

35 And people wonder why the rest of the world wants to live here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 11, 2020 07:54 PM (sy5kK)

36 There goes my 9 iron!

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 11, 2020 07:54 PM (8B6Ng)

37
I think Miley is going to kill me. Luckily she's already fed me dinner. I'm going to have to try to sneak out.... See y'all. Maybe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (rCwaK)

38 It would be a terrible thing for her to get any publicity for the Lesbian Professional Golfers Association.

Posted by: rd at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (+0uDE)

39 Strict rules of golf?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (PD1/H)

40 It don't mean a thing if you ain't got the swing.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (fyf7W)

41 It's in the hole!

Posted by: Carl-Miklos Spackler at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (QzkSJ)

42 Her tits have become a wedge issue.

Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (fuBLj)

43 The thread I was waiting for!

And it wasn't Miley, but me, who forgot to wipe her handle from the box when I posted.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (rCwaK)

Oh babe, you're DESTROYING my reputation on this blog!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (rCwaK)

44 Now that's an impressive rack.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (9Om/r)

45 You just know the SJWs protested that SI spread. If I didn't have to get pics of burkinis and manatees, I might even have been tempted to buy it.

I bet at least half of the soul-scouring hate is because she's obviously, hilariously unattainable to the average lesbian. And threatens to make men show up to events, which would really defeat the whole point.

Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (xWicS)

46 Young lady, could you help a Moron with his putts?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (rBtIz)

47 Ace is a great American!

Posted by: Hannity at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (Z4rgH)

48
Best. Thread. Ever.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (od504)

49 Is she a hooker?

Posted by: db at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (jsof/)

50 Long as she can play well, and isn't like swallowing the handle of the golf club or something, meh. I like that golf is stodgy and staid, but she's hardly slutting it up out there with those outfits on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (KZzsI)

51 did she have kids? maybe the beach picture was before kids and the golf pictures are after kids.

Posted by: Big V at March 11, 2020 07:55 PM (XEC2p)

52 I mean, she's no Alison Stokke or Cake Girl but she's nice enough to look at.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM (KZzsI)

53 Lacy Underalls!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM (y9D0K)

54 I'm ready to putt the 19th hole!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM (EGyGV)

55 Question: has she ever actually seen the golf ball she's trying to hit?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 07:52 PM

********

She hasn't seen her feet since she was 14 so...

That being said, I'd let her wash my balls.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM (flINI)

56 I actually need to watch her bra discussion sometime, because mine are failing at work. Yesterday I was rolling 80 lb 5 gal buckets onto a cart after working on a spreadsheet for an hour. So my labor load varies, hence the struggle to find the correct undergarments.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Mississippi survivor at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM (XKZwp)

57 She's like the Happy Gilmore of tits.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM (PbpT7)

58 She makes me proud to be an American.

Posted by: Crusader at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM (ewSN2)

59 Quick, someone go get Alex The Chick!

Posted by: johnd01 at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM (TXvM3)

60 I'm old. I looked at the dog video first. But getting back to her tee box. She must have had some "enhancements" Because the video does not match up with the pics.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM (TNy/K)

61 I'm thinking gap wedge.

Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM (nzKWW)

62 She is stacked better than the pictures I saw yesterday

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM (ZCEU2)

63 "Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2020 07:48 PM (pS94+)

"Smoking is very bad for your chest, Mr. Fisher."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM (H8QX8)

64 Page, my plural wife to be, is a very special girl.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM (NVYyb)

65 Some outstanding Moron the other day kept linking to some of her videos. In several, somebody else was chipping a ball up and she was catching/holding it in .... well, her tracts of land.

Had never seen that stunt before. I approve.

May need to check those out again, in case I'm ever in a situation where I need to chip up like that. Takes a real deft touch. You have to raise the ball a few feet, with minimal forward speed - like you're just below the lip of a green that sleeps downward.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (El6T/)

66 Both solid ones but .......

Paula Creamer > Ms Funbags

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (ZnKVV)

67 I'm no expert, but that doesn't look like a 16-year-old Korean to me. You sure she's in the LPGA?

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (TQyCa)

68 Boobies and dog Zoomies, 2 of my favorite things.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (8B6Ng)

69 Paige said that she's called a 'sl**' and a 'w****' because she wears
tank tops, and revealed that it's even cost her opportunities to help
out with charities.

That is terrible. I'm available 24/7 to comfort her and get her through this difficult time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (od504)

70 I'd happily take a multi-stroke penalty for playing that hole.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (tLWGd)

71 They hate you and want you dead.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/11/ democrat-response-to-coronavirus-end- trumps-travel-bans-on-china-iran/

Posted by: ok at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (blKt9)

72 3 of my favorite things. Math is hard.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (8B6Ng)

73 Anyone else hear the star spangles banner being played in the background?

God Bless America.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (2B9A/)

74 She can hold my niblick.

Posted by: Miklos, offering and perhaps begging (a bit) at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (QzkSJ)

75 A cute dog video. (I don't know if this the same one Ace linked recently in the sidebar.)

https://twitter.com/SECNetwork/status/
1235991585181102080

[1:37mins long]

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (TQ/zJ)

76 Spangled. Spangled. Geez.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (2B9A/)

77 Quick, someone go get Alex The Chick!

Posted by: johnd01 at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM

If you post it, she will come.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (rBtIz)

78 66 Both solid ones but .......

Paula Creamer > Ms Funbags
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (ZnKVV)

Truth.

Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2020 07:58 PM (fuBLj)

79
Do check out Paige's youtube channel.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 07:58 PM (rCwaK)

80 That is a PGA approved Ball Washer.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2020 07:58 PM (QzJWU)

81 21 She is a professional golfer. She just isn't good enough to play on any of the Ladies Tour (LPGA or LET). She's a decent player. Just not quite ready for any of the major tours. So, she makes a living doing what she is doing. Kid has got to make a buck somehow.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (InTZR)

I once asked a guy who played poker for a living if he was a pro. He said "If by that are you asking if I'm unemployed and play poker? Then the answer is 'yes'."

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 11, 2020 07:58 PM (wGeit)

82 FOR.....BRBRBRBRBRBRB

Posted by: Bosk at March 11, 2020 07:58 PM (9m9TT)

83 A golfer sexualized? Dios mio!

Posted by: Camilo Villegas (Google Image me lining up a putt) at March 11, 2020 07:58 PM (wCLLY)

84 Posing in front of the Freudian Range.

Posted by: klaftern at March 11, 2020 07:58 PM (RuIsu)

85 Great. Googly. Moogly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

86 FORE!

Where's my mashie niblik?

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 11, 2020 07:58 PM (VNfwt)

87 Hooray for boobies! Much like beer, proof that God both exists and loves us!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 11, 2020 07:59 PM (87EdW)

88
She has mastered the padding of bras.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 11, 2020 07:59 PM (k9+wK)

89 Hey, we have the same bras!!!

She's right!

Posted by: dagny at March 11, 2020 07:59 PM (nRWPy)

90 There was an Asian female golfer from USC a while back, also an outstanding addition to any golf course, even while not playing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2020 07:59 PM (El6T/)

91 She coughs and that's two black eyes.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2020 07:59 PM (fyf7W)

92 Those sweater puppies are TaylorMade to fit my....uh....hand.

Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2020 07:59 PM (fuBLj)

93 Golden Bear overtaken by Golden Beaver.

Posted by: Miklos, does she have a gallery? at March 11, 2020 08:00 PM (QzkSJ)

94 FORTY-FORE!!!!

Posted by: db at March 11, 2020 08:00 PM (jsof/)

95 She has mastered the padding of bras.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 11, 2020 07:59 PM

Imma going to go with surgery. Look at the pics (yes I know they are terrible to look at!) but solider through it. Then look at the last video. There's no way those are the same cans.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 11, 2020 08:00 PM (TNy/K)

96 So my labor load varies, hence the struggle to find the correct undergarments.

Maybe a good sports bra?

Posted by: no good deed at March 11, 2020 08:00 PM (MmFTx)

97 I would tell her of the water hazards of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 11, 2020 08:00 PM (LSB34)

98 93 Golden Bear overtaken by Golden Beaver.
Posted by: Miklos, does she have a gallery? at March 11, 2020 08:00 PM (QzkSJ)

These are the golden mountains that Kbdabear sits atop.

He alternates weekly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 11, 2020 08:01 PM (2B9A/)

99 I do not see a problem here.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 11, 2020 08:01 PM (1g7ch)

100 Back nine.

But her front's a ten.

Posted by: mikeski at March 11, 2020 08:01 PM (P1f+c)

101 We all know in 20 years she'll be putting with those things.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 11, 2020 08:01 PM (VNfwt)

102 I'd Chi-Chi her Rodriguez.

Posted by: Miklos, and I would too at March 11, 2020 08:01 PM (QzkSJ)

103 She can grip my shaft and address my balls anytime.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 08:01 PM (NWiLs)

104
YOU CAN'T PARK YOUR MOTORBOAT IN THE WATER HAZARD!!!

Posted by: LPGA Umpire at March 11, 2020 08:01 PM (EGyGV)

105 Those sweater puppies are TaylorMade to fit my....uh....hand.
Posted by: jsg

PING!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2020 08:01 PM (CigxG)

106
I hear Paige was hacked in the Great Fappening. Unfortunately, only a bare boob, I think. Nothing Hope Solo or Lindsey Vohn like displays.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 08:01 PM (rCwaK)

107 I get why the other pros are irritated: they look like East German nurses, play a marginal women's sport that no one in their right mind gives a fig about, and this chick comes along and makes a better living not playing the game as well as they do. They feel forsaken by God and man. Because they are. Sucks to be them.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 11, 2020 08:01 PM (iys0/)

108 Harvey Weinstein has been hospitalized for chest pains hours after his sentencing.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 11, 2020 08:01 PM (BqBId)

109
I thought that she had been a pro golfer but she has withdrawn from the sport because she caught grief for her assets.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2020 08:02 PM (pNxlR)

110 Start her out with the irons and then work her into the woods

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2020 08:02 PM (rpxSz)

111 That dog's like Hunter with a head full of coke in a strip club, about to meet his future baby mama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2020 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

112 Soooooo about boobs

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 11, 2020 08:02 PM (IYHxL)

113 A high class whore wouldn't be so brazen.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2020 08:02 PM (7esQ2)

114 But does the putting green match the fairway?

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 11, 2020 08:02 PM (VNfwt)

115 Yesterday I was rolling 80 lb 5 gal buckets onto a cart

Light concrete? Trying to think what might have a density of 2.

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2020 08:02 PM (mhs6e)

116 Saluuuuuuuute! Ace, you're a fine American.

I don't watch golf but I might now. Sheesh. She's a looker.

Posted by: turambar at March 11, 2020 08:02 PM (Gylu/)

117 channeling Jan Stephenson ! Rons need to Google or DuckDuckGo her

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 11, 2020 08:02 PM (BqBId)

118 108 Harvey Weinstein has been hospitalized for chest pains hours after his sentencing.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 11, 2020 08:01 PM (BqBId)

Not too surprising. He just had stents put in last week.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 11, 2020 08:02 PM (wGeit)

119 I'd play her back nine.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

120
Harvey Weinstein has been hospitalized for chest pains hours after his sentencing.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 11, 2020 08:01 PM (BqBId)

He'll soon be begging for the sweet release of the Beast's death squad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2020 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

121 May I play through this hazard ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2020 08:03 PM (rpxSz)

122 > I'd Chi-Chi her Rodriguez.

She makes me feel like palming my Arnold.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 11, 2020 08:03 PM (tLWGd)

123 May I propose equal time for the 'ettes: this delicious smoldering pose of Daniel Craig.

https://tinyurl.com/wtbqkdr

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 11, 2020 08:03 PM (2GPSc)

124 She has lots of trick shot videos on YouTube. All highlight her vast tracts of land.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 11, 2020 08:03 PM (sWM8x)

125 She likes foreplay. Just don't putter around all night. She does keep the teebox cut short. Nothing better than getting it in the hole. Especially using your long wood.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 11, 2020 08:03 PM (TNy/K)

126 Bird with birdies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2020 08:03 PM (aKsyK)

127 "The LPGA tour introduced a stricter dress code in July 2017, restrictingy ?plunging necklines, leggings, and short skirts."

did you people know about this travesty ? wtf ??

Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 11, 2020 08:03 PM (zr5Kq)

128 I hope she uses the Ladies' (wet) Tee.

Posted by: Miklos, sincere at March 11, 2020 08:03 PM (QzkSJ)

129 >>>123 May I propose equal time for the 'ettes: this delicious smoldering pose of Daniel Craig.

https://tinyurl.com/wtbqkdr
Posted by: one of the quiet ones

Be better.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2020 08:04 PM (PbpT7)

130 Playable lay

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2020 08:04 PM (rpxSz)

131 109
I thought that she had been a pro golfer but she has withdrawn from the sport because she caught grief for her assets.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2020 08:02 PM (pNxlR)

They were adulterated.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2020 08:04 PM (7esQ2)

132 I was thinking of 5 gallon buckets during my walk today, PG. You see, it occurred to me that as of Monday, I have lost one of the 4 five gallon buckets of fat I intend to lose by the Marine Corps birthday. I'm going from 340 to 205, my fightin' weight circa 1989. Down to 305, only 100 lbs to go.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 11, 2020 08:04 PM (87EdW)

133 She's got great personalities.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 08:04 PM (ataph)

134 I'd chip onto her green.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 08:04 PM (NWiLs)

135 May I propose equal time for the 'ettes: this delicious smoldering pose of Daniel Craig.

NO!

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2020 08:04 PM (vd8XM)

136 She's inching in on Natalie Gulbis's territory.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 11, 2020 08:04 PM (aKgvL)

137 78 66 Both solid ones but .......

Paula Creamer > Ms Funbags
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 11, 2020 07:57 PM (ZnKVV)

Truth.
Posted by: jsg

Brooks Henderson is probably the prettiest girl on the LPGA.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2020 08:04 PM (InTZR)

138 Ordinarily, your short game will help you score better. Ordinarily.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 11, 2020 08:04 PM (wCLLY)

139 I wonder if her zoeller is fuzzy?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 11, 2020 08:04 PM (tLWGd)

140 But what liquid has a density of 16lbs per gallon? That's 2x water.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 11, 2020 08:05 PM (87EdW)

141
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at March 11, 2020 08:05 PM (DUIap)

142 I'd drive her right down the Bobby Jones Expressway.

Posted by: Miklos, who has been to Augusta at March 11, 2020 08:05 PM (QzkSJ)

143 Hole in one!

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2020 08:05 PM (K22Va)

144
"The LPGA tour introduced a stricter dress code in July 2017, restrictingy ?plunging necklines, leggings, and short skirts."

AND ALL MADE FROM FLANNEL.

NO LAUGHING ON THE LINKS!

Posted by: LPGA Umpire at March 11, 2020 08:05 PM (EGyGV)

145 Oh my.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 11, 2020 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

146 I'd punch it out of her rough.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

147 * fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Posted by: obligatory at March 11, 2020 08:05 PM (wgmJy)

148 The LPGA tour introduced a stricter dress code in July 2017, restrictingy ?plunging necklines, leggings, and short skirts.

Her neckline is higher than the heads of most of the golfers, so I'll allow it.

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2020 08:05 PM (mhs6e)

149 she could get a lot of sponsorship for ads, even if she is not on the main tours. sex sells , so I hear. Sports Illustrated figured that out long ago ... not quite the oldest profession, but close enough.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2020 08:05 PM (Cus5s)

150 On TCM last night there was a movie featuring singer Dinah Shore. The picture was made decades before I was even born. I knew her as the talk show lady who liked to play golf and dated a guy twenty years younger than she was - Burt Reynolds.

That's nearly the complete extent of my knowledge of women's golf.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM (2RBkF)

151 I'd hit it. With a sandwedge.

Posted by: Babe Diedrickson Maharias at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM (0x00j)

152 This gives a new meaning to golf clap.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM (yQpMk)

153 I'm on the fringe

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM (rpxSz)

154 http://bit.ly/3cWk9Sv********Jan Stephenson

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM (BqBId)

155 She listed her handicup as Deze Bazingas

Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM (fuBLj)

156 Why is it her chest is so much smaller when she wears a swimsuit?
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 11, 2020 07:50 PM

Boob job?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM (COzlW)

157 I'd tap it right on in.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM (NWiLs)

158 I thought that she had been a pro golfer but she has withdrawn from the sport because she caught grief for her assets.

Yeah, I call bullshit. I know no elite women athletes who would quit a sport because someone denigrates their funbags. Maybe she couldn't hack it and was looking for a way to quit and still keep her following.

Posted by: no good deed at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM (MmFTx)

159 Uh, Paige, ummm...

Could I have a Mulligan?

Posted by: Miklos, mildly embarrassed at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM (QzkSJ)

160
Do check out her Twitter feed:

https://twitter.com/PaigeSpiranac

She responds to her critics calling her a whore and stuff. Dammit, she's hot and she's gonna show it off.

I'm going to be checking out her feeds like Yanet Garcia's from now on.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM (rCwaK)

161 Imagine playing THAT from the tips.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 11, 2020 08:07 PM (VNfwt)

162 FLBP

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2020 08:07 PM (B7KlG)

163 Why is it her chest is so much smaller when she wears a swimsuit?
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 11, 2020 07:50 PM

Boob job?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM

Had to be, no way those are the same bewbs in the swimsuit vid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 11, 2020 08:07 PM (TNy/K)

164 I want to be in her foursome.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 08:07 PM (NWiLs)

165 Maybe after the swimsuit shots its all just padding

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2020 08:07 PM (ZCEU2)

166 90 There was an Asian female golfer from USC a while back, also an outstanding addition to any golf course, even while not playing.
Posted by: rhomboid

Lily Muni.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2020 08:07 PM (InTZR)

167 * fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Sounds likes somebody's wiping his handle

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 11, 2020 08:07 PM (ykYG2)

168 LPGA approved trucker wallets.

Posted by: klaftern at March 11, 2020 08:08 PM (RuIsu)

169 Sploosh.

I wonder is she has ball cleaning services?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2020 08:08 PM (bkUtD)

170 I knew her as the talk show lady who liked to play golf and dated a guy twenty years younger than she was - Burt Reynolds.

That's nearly the complete extent of my knowledge of women's golf.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM (2RBkF)
151 I'd hit it. With a sandwedge.

Her first husband was gay. Causes me to suspect her relationship with Burt.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2020 08:08 PM (7esQ2)

171 Those are not merely "cans", ace.

Those are "Golden Bozos".

Perhaps even "Winnebagos".

Quite possibly even "Bohonkus Mojambos".

In any event, they are indeed glorious, though so bad for golf.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2020 08:08 PM (7ThNu)

172 Paige is the reason I was kicked out of school for night putting.

Posted by: Mitch Cumstein at March 11, 2020 08:08 PM (I8FKK)

173 She plays Tittylist golf balls.

Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2020 08:08 PM (fuBLj)

174 AND ALL MADE FROM FLANNEL.

NO LAUGHING ON THE LINKS!

Posted by: LPGA Umpire at March 11, 2020 08:05 PM (EGyGV)

---
Knit cardigans are mandatory.

Now a message from our sponsor, Subaru...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 11, 2020 08:09 PM (cfSRQ)

175 Stiff shaft. Some kinda joke there.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 11, 2020 08:09 PM (VNfwt)

176 Her first husband was gay. Causes me to suspect her relationship with Burt.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2020 08:08 PM

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah....

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 11, 2020 08:09 PM (TNy/K)

177

I think she can cure the coronavirus or whatever else ails you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2020 08:09 PM (od504)

178 Just knowing this girl is out there has added countless strokes to my game.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 08:09 PM (ataph)

179 LPGA.

The Lingerie Professional Golf Association.

Who's in?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 08:09 PM (YqDXo)

180 C'mon Ace. The guys get a playboy model and the "ettes get a dog video. How is that fair?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2020 08:09 PM (QzF6i)

181 Paige could help my golf game by gripping my shaft, lining up my balls, and gently caressing my putter. If nothing else, my five wood will be ready to go.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2020 08:09 PM (bkUtD)

182 I'd fill her divot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 08:09 PM (NWiLs)

183 I would give her the best 2.3 seconds of her entire life.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 11, 2020 08:10 PM (wgmJy)

184 Women use their breasts to lure prey to their doom.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 11, 2020 08:10 PM (l9m7l)

185
Could I have a Mulligan?
Posted by: Miklos, mildly embarrassed

Don't stew about it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2020 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

186 I just looked her up and, yes, lLily Muni is a 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 11, 2020 08:10 PM (ZnKVV)

187 178 LOL

Posted by: turambar at March 11, 2020 08:10 PM (Gylu/)

188 C'mon Ace. The guys get a playboy model and the "ettes get a dog video. How is that fair?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Now, now- you had Harvey Weinstein all afternoon.

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2020 08:10 PM (dzJ3R)

189 184- we gotta go some way

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 11, 2020 08:10 PM (87EdW)

190 Slope rating? Massive.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 11, 2020 08:10 PM (VNfwt)

191 Does Ozzie Man know about this?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 11, 2020 08:10 PM (FTlwv)

192 I got a 3 wood looking at that.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at March 11, 2020 08:10 PM (pmRSz)

193 >>>The Lingerie Professional Golf Association.

There are actually a decent amount of fabulous babes in the LPGA right now. Much more than years ago, anyway.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2020 08:10 PM (bkUtD)

194 those are not sweater puppies, those are sweater saint bernards.

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (HALdu)

195 The LPGA tour introduced a stricter dress code in July 2017, restrictingy ?plunging necklines, leggings, and short skirts.

Her neckline is higher than the heads of most of the golfers, so I'll allow it.

Posted by: t-bird

If the neckline is going more "forward" than "down", it is properly described as "projecting", not "plunging".

Allowed.

Posted by: mikeski at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (P1f+c)

196 C'mon Ace. The guys get a playboy model and the "ettes get a dog video. How is that fair?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

It's a cute dog, does that help?

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (vd8XM)

197 May I propose equal time for the 'ettes: this delicious smoldering pose of Daniel Craig.

https://tinyurl.com/wtbqkdr

Posted by: one of the quiet ones

Not a Craig fan, but.....oh my.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

198 Hot US Female Golfer With Huge Cans is Destroying the Prim Reputation of the Sport by Showing Off Her T & A

Well, finally I've been doxxed. I knew the day would come.

Posted by: zombie at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (N9G0H)

199 If her first husband was ghey he was doubly ghey

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (ZCEU2)

200 180 C'mon Ace. The guys get a playboy model and the "ettes get a dog video. How is that fair?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2020 08:09 PM (QzF6i)

Yeah ace. Do better.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (6ofTb)

201 "I feel a great disturbance in my pants"

Sorry. I denounce myself.

Posted by: turambar at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (Gylu/)

202 >>There are actually a decent amount of fabulous babes in the LPGA right now. Much more than years ago, anyway.

Yep - Back when I was in Tucson, the LPGA event was like a Bull Dyke Festival.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (ataph)

203 >>>Women use their breasts to lure prey to their doom.

I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (bkUtD)

204 The LPGA tour introduced a stricter dress code in July 2017, restrictingy ?plunging necklines, leggings, and short skirts.

Do they want ratings, or to eff around?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 08:12 PM (YqDXo)

205 I would disappoint her all night long.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 11, 2020 08:12 PM (wgmJy)

206 I still don't wanna watch the WNBA.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 11, 2020 08:12 PM (VNfwt)

207 Meh. She's no Anna Kournikova.

Posted by: Brown Hornet at March 11, 2020 08:12 PM (l7udz)

208
This is one of my favorites shots of her:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/qodhz2q

Baby's got back as well as front.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 08:12 PM (rCwaK)

209 For short chips shots, make sure to rotate your hips primarily, while keeping your elbows straight.

Also, don't look at my cans.

Posted by: zombie at March 11, 2020 08:12 PM (N9G0H)

210 Funny how the trolls have vanished.

"Aaah!! The boobies! They burn our eyes!!!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 11, 2020 08:12 PM (cfSRQ)

211 It's a cute dog, does that help?

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (vd8XM)

+++++No! We have needs too.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2020 08:12 PM (QzF6i)

212 I just looked her up and, yes, lLily Muni is a 1.

Yeah, cute. Does she miss much school with golfing?

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2020 08:12 PM (dzJ3R)

213 203 >>>Women use their breasts to lure prey to their doom.

I'm okay with that.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (bkUtD)

Can't live forever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 08:13 PM (YqDXo)

214 I see in the sidebar somebody just discovered The Avalanches?

That's a classic, it took them almost 16 years to do a follow up. Which of course could never measure up. Lightning in a bottle. It's also pretty rare a band does a video that's as good as the song.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 11, 2020 08:13 PM (8B6Ng)

215 Give the 'ettes some eye candy, Ace. And I don't mean a dog.

Do better.

Seriously. Do Better.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

216 we do have to concede ms. Paige does count as busty.

Posted by: Big V at March 11, 2020 08:13 PM (XEC2p)

217 Yep - Back when I was in Tucson, the LPGA event was like a Bull Dyke Festival.
Posted by: Garrett

The proper term is Warren 2020 donors.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 11, 2020 08:13 PM (SfYbS)

218 Yep - Back when I was in Tucson, the LPGA event was like a Bull Dyke Festival.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (ataph)

---
Looked like an Indigo Girls concert.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 11, 2020 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)

219 202 >>There are actually a decent amount of fabulous babes in the LPGA right now. Much more than years ago, anyway.

Yep - Back when I was in Tucson, the LPGA event was like a Bull Dyke Festival.
Posted by: garrett

The LPGA has changed for the better. There are a fair amount of cute ladies on that Tour now. They play terrific golf too, if interested.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2020 08:13 PM (InTZR)

220 I recommend a hole-in-one, but a hole-in-two is pretty fun as well.

Posted by: zombie at March 11, 2020 08:13 PM (N9G0H)

221 Well, finally I've been doxxed. I knew the day would come.

Posted by: zombie at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (N9G0H)

Thread winner!!!

Posted by: db at March 11, 2020 08:13 PM (jsof/)

222 >>Looked like an Indigo Girls concert.

LOL, I'm dying!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2020 08:13 PM (bkUtD)

223 "Women use their breasts to lure prey to their doom"

This is why it seems like I've died a thousand times.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (XN+73)

224 Yeah, cute. Does she miss much school with golfing?
Posted by: t-bird

Dude, she goes to USC.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (VNfwt)

225 206 I still don't wanna watch the WNBA.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 11, 2020 08:12 PM (VNfwt)

You would if she were playing.

All that jumping ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (YqDXo)

226 My ex had a better body than Daniel Craig.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (fyf7W)

227 He loves the cans!

Posted by: Johnson Navin at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (aKsyK)

228 >>> 198 Hot US Female Golfer With Huge Cans is Destroying the Prim Reputation of the Sport by Showing Off Her T & A

Well, finally I've been doxxed. I knew the day would come.
Posted by: zombie at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (N9G0H)

Threadwinner.

.... so does this mean you can join us at the TX MoMee in October?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (0ReGO)

229 She's a pro with no status. Get's the occasional sponsor invite to the bigs

Posted by: DTShangers at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (Hz3bt)

230 In the very near future: "DON'T OBJECTIFY ME!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

231 211 It's a cute dog, does that help?

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (vd8XM)

+++++No! We have needs too.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2020 08:12 PM (QzF6i)

Two words: peanut butter

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

232 FWIW, she was a feature in The Fappening.

I mean, I hear she was part of The Fappening...

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out a lot of people give a damn! at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (w2QL7)

233 I watched her Youtube. She missed two birdie putts in a row on an oceanside course in Maui.

Felt bad for her.

Posted by: Sam at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (Men5k)

234 >> >>Looked like an Indigo Girls concert.

Closer I am to fine

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (ataph)

235 The booty definitely counter balanced the front

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (ZCEU2)

236 Down to 305, only 100 lbs to go.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 11, 2020 08:04 PM (87EdW)

Most excellent, I wish you continued success in attaining your goal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (BiNEL)

237 >>C'mon Ace. The guys get a playboy model and the "ettes get a dog video. How is that fair?

No accounting for taste

Posted by: Catherine the Great at March 11, 2020 08:15 PM (2cuLk)

238 215
Give the 'ettes some eye candy, Ace. And I don't mean a dog.

Do better.

Seriously. Do Better.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
+++++
Seconded

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2020 08:15 PM (QzF6i)

239 I thought most of the pro gals were dykes, would not they appreciate her as well

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2020 08:15 PM (B7KlG)

240 >>>There are a fair amount of cute ladies on that Tour now. They play terrific golf too, if interested.

Yep. Danielle Kang is great and very easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2020 08:15 PM (VWp7G)

241 My ex had a better body than Daniel Craig.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (fyf7W)

Girlfriend, the Tito's on me the next time we get together. DISH. I'll even provide the shots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2020 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

242 214
I see in the sidebar somebody just discovered The Avalanches?

That's
a classic, it took them almost 16 years to do a follow up. Which of
course could never measure up. Lightning in a bottle. It's also pretty
rare a band does a video that's as good as the song.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 11, 2020 08:13 PM (8B6Ng)

---
Speaking of the sidebar, the David French item is hilarious. It's the Cuckshed roundup all desperately giving sage advice to Biden on how to win because Real Conservatives favor gun confiscation, shutting down all domestic mining and industry and relying on imported Chinese pharmaceuticals.

You know, Burke was all for it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 11, 2020 08:15 PM (cfSRQ)

243 "Yep - Back when I was in Tucson, the LPGA event was like a Bull Dyke Festival.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (ataph)

---
Looked like an Indigo Girls concert"

A half off sale at the Mini Cooper dealership.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 11, 2020 08:15 PM (XN+73)

244 C'mon Ace. The guys get a playboy model and the "ettes get a dog video. How is that fair?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

It's a cute dog, does that help?
Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (vd8XM)

And a cute baby badger a cute baby beaver.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 11, 2020 08:15 PM (aS1PU)

245 Two words: peanut butter

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

Arf!

Posted by: Jasper P at March 11, 2020 08:15 PM (BiNEL)

246 Peanut butter!

Posted by: Jasper at March 11, 2020 08:16 PM (ZnKVV)

247 Below, she discusses golf and bras.

Does she discuss having to wear two bras, in case she has a hole in one?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2020 08:16 PM (DMUuz)

248 I'm likeable! Likeable, damn you!

And I'll take a swing at anyone who disagrees with me!

Posted by: "Likeable" Joe! at March 11, 2020 08:16 PM (I2/tG)

249 236- thank you sir, will keep horde posted if there's ever another gainzz! thread.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 11, 2020 08:16 PM (87EdW)

250 180 C'mon Ace. The guys get a playboy model and the "ettes get a dog video. How is that fair?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2020 08:09 PM (QzF6i)

Yeah ace. Do better.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March

why do you think he did not get her pics for the ettes?

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 08:16 PM (HALdu)

251
Here's Paige in Aruba, showing off her skills. In Daisy Dukes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnawhlJoJpc

She gets the ball in her hole.

Then she does some golf in a bikini on the beach. Beach golf should be a sport. For hotties. You know, like beach volleyball.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 08:16 PM (rCwaK)

252 Dam, lots of posts to masturbate to today. First a bunch of feminists setting themselves on fire and now this

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 11, 2020 08:16 PM (h1jJh)

253
To me, she's a real feminist.
She's a strong woman. Self made.

I mean, how much more self-made can you get?
She's got her skills and assets and she's putting them to her advantage.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 11, 2020 08:17 PM (k9+wK)

254 108 Harvey Weinstein has been hospitalized for chest pains hours after his sentencing.

Wow. Hillary/Bill(who needs a BJ to mitigate his anxiety) didn't take long to deal with ole Harv.

Posted by: Dingbat at March 11, 2020 08:17 PM (KylN9)

255 +++++No! We have needs too.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2020 08:12 PM (QzF6i)

Two words: peanut butter
Posted by: Insomniac

That's four words. You cant fool me.

...Mara Gay...

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2020 08:17 PM (vd8XM)

256 "Women use their breasts to lure prey to their doom"

I deny them my doom.

Posted by: General Ripper at March 11, 2020 08:17 PM (l3+k2)

257 Trump's highest RCP approval average: 46.3%

Today's RCP approval average: 44%

Daily Caller headline: "Trump Approval Ratings Crash Amid Coronavirus Panic"

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2020 08:17 PM (xPl2J)

258 Four men are chatting in a maternity ward about the number of kids each had sired.
The first man said "I have a basketball team. Five boys."
The second man said " I have a baseball team. Nine boys. "
The third man said "I have a football team. 11 Boys"
The last guy just sighed and said "I have a golf course."

Posted by: Babe Diedrickson Maharias at March 11, 2020 08:18 PM (0x00j)

259 I have cut six pack abs. I'm thinking I might be able to get a date here.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 11, 2020 08:18 PM (XN+73)

260 249 236- thank you sir, will keep horde posted if there's ever another gainzz! thread.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 11, 2020 08:16 PM (87EdW)

Just "do better" and you'll be fine!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 11, 2020 08:18 PM (BiNEL)

261 The LPGA has changed for the better. There are a
fair amount of cute ladies on that Tour now. They play terrific golf
too, if interested.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2020 08:13 PM (InTZR)

---
Sure, yeah, hitting the ball with the thing.

Whatever.

It's like watching beach volleyball to study their precision ball-handing skills.

Well, actually...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 11, 2020 08:18 PM (cfSRQ)

262 And a cute baby badger a cute baby beaver.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 11, 2020 08:15 PM

Baby beaver, you say?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 11, 2020 08:18 PM (rBtIz)

263 202 >>There are actually a decent amount of fabulous babes in the LPGA right now. Much more than years ago, anyway.

Yep - Back when I was in Tucson, the LPGA event was like a Bull Dyke Festival.
Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (ataph)

When I was in high school it was the softball team. All the girls who were kinda butch played, and we made jokes.

Yeah, well, it seems they all came out over the years. It turns out stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 11, 2020 08:18 PM (wGeit)

264 108 Harvey Weinstein has been hospitalized for chest pains hours after his sentencing.

Shouldn't have let him see Paige.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 08:19 PM (YqDXo)

265 Paige Spiranac makes golf very Relevant to My Interests

Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2020 08:19 PM (qAR6u)

266 255 +++++No! We have needs too.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2020 08:12 PM (QzF6i)

Two words: peanut butter
Posted by: Insomniac

That's four words. You cant fool me.

...Mara Gay...

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2020 08:17 PM (vd8XM)

Three letter word:

J-O-B-S!

Posted by: Big Joey Bribem at March 11, 2020 08:19 PM (BiNEL)

267 I think I'll take up golf again.

Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at March 11, 2020 08:20 PM (Lxxwf)

268 When I was in high school it was the softball team. All the girls who were kinda butch played, and we made jokes.

Yeah, well, it seems they all came out over the years. It turns out stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 11, 2020 08:18 PM (wGeit)

Of course. My neighbor's daughter loved playing softball, but then suddenly quit, to her mother's puzzlement. Right at the time boys started walking her home for school.

Mystery solved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 08:20 PM (YqDXo)

269 I remember that picture going around a few years ago of a female golfer kissing a trophy that looked like a dick.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2020 08:20 PM (xPl2J)

270 'ette needs have been rather well accommodated on the Art Thread over the last two weeks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2020 08:20 PM (DMUuz)

271 I am starting to wonder if the chinese released the wuhu flu to try to stop Trump's re-election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 11, 2020 08:20 PM (r+sAi)

272 Women use their breasts to lure prey to their doom.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Banished forever to The Cave Of Questionable Choices, was I, as a result of such brandishing.

Twice.

*Sigh*

Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2020 08:20 PM (7ThNu)

273 "When I was in high school it was the softball team. All the girls who were kinda butch played, and we made jokes. "

Yep and then they all went off to become gym teachers.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 11, 2020 08:21 PM (XN+73)

274 "Yep - Back when I was in Tucson, the LPGA event was like a Bull Dyke Festival.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 08:11 PM (ataph)

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Looked like an Indigo Girls concert"

A half off sale at the Mini Cooper dealership.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 11, 2020 08:15 PM (XN+73)

A parking lot full of Suburu Outbacks.

Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2020 08:21 PM (YxML+)

275 from school, not for school

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 08:21 PM (YqDXo)

276 259
I have cut six pack abs. I'm thinking I might be able to get a date here.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 11, 2020 08:18 PM (XN+73)

++++++Hmmm.....

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2020 08:21 PM (QzF6i)

277 I remember that picture going around a few years ago of a female golfer kissing a trophy that looked like a dick.

Christie Kerr. She was really heavy, then lost a ton of weight and was crazy hot there for a while.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2020 08:21 PM (VWp7G)

278 Stupida fucking game.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 11, 2020 08:21 PM (XN+73)

279 Yep and then they all went off to become gym teachers.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 11, 2020 08:21 PM (XN+73)

Not true.

Some became librarians. Still others, Presidential candidates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 08:21 PM (YqDXo)

280 >>I think I'll take up golf again.
Posted by: Lewis Bowlby

I gave up golf a long time ago. Those ball washers hurt like hell and then I fell off of one of them and broke my arm.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 11, 2020 08:22 PM (2cuLk)

281 The chicoms would not mind loosing a million or two to be rid of PDT.

Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 11, 2020 08:22 PM (nzKWW)

282 Yeah, I call bullshit. I know no elite women athletes who would quit a sport because someone denigrates their funbags. Maybe she couldn't hack it and was looking for a way to quit and still keep her following.

Posted by: no good deed at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM (MmFTx)

She probably got her pro card allowing you to instruct, then never reapplied when it lapsed - you have to take a course, and then play a selected course under a certain score, then it gets renewed...it is not the same as being picked up on the LPGA tour or getting an exemption to play in a tournament for money.

Posted by: Boswell at March 11, 2020 08:22 PM (32YRo)

283 93 Golden Bear overtaken by Golden Beaver.
Posted by: Miklos, does she have a gallery? at March 11, 2020 08:00 PM (QzkSJ)

During my casual research of this matter, I did not turn anything like this up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 11, 2020 08:22 PM (2B9A/)

284 I see in the sidebar somebody just discovered The Avalanches?

That's a classic

I've heard that many times, but never the full song. The video is perfect for it. They must have written both.

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2020 08:23 PM (TQyCa)

285 she has a big face

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 08:23 PM (HALdu)

286 I thought the dog was cute.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2020 08:23 PM (Uu+Jp)

287 God Bless America

Posted by: turbodan at March 11, 2020 08:23 PM (oqleH)

288 285 she has a big face
Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 08:23 PM (HALdu)

?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 11, 2020 08:23 PM (2B9A/)

289 The chicoms would not mind loosing a million or two to be rid of PDT.

Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 11, 2020 08:22 PM (nzKWW)

Cheap at the price!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 11, 2020 08:23 PM (BiNEL)

290 Does she really wonder why charities don't want her hawking her/their wares for them?

And b) if you have to dress like a hooker to play your sport, you're probably not that good.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2020 08:24 PM (/669Q)

291 I'm likeable! Likeable, damn you!

And I'll take a swing at anyone who disagrees with me!
Posted by: "Likeable" Joe! at March 11, 2020 08:16 P

And don't make me tell you how decent I am! Decent! Likable! That's me...uhhmmm... Joe... O'Biden!!

Posted by: Decent and Likable Joe! at March 11, 2020 08:24 PM (YxML+)

292 Yeah, I call bullshit. I know no elite women athletes who would quit a
sport because someone denigrates their funbags. Maybe she couldn't hack
it and was looking for a way to quit and still keep her following.

Posted by: no good deed at March 11, 2020 08:06 PM (MmFTx)

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Didn't the WNBA have a story not long ago about straight women being bullied by lesbians?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 11, 2020 08:24 PM (cfSRQ)

293
I am starting to wonder if the chinese released the wuhu flu to try to stop Trump's re-election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Well, they would certainly be better off with a Democrat or a Cuck.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 11, 2020 08:24 PM (k9+wK)

294 I'd be happy to let her use my 9-iron.

.

Posted by: Toad-O at March 11, 2020 08:25 PM (cct0t)

295 Here's Paige in Aruba, showing off her skills. In Daisy Dukes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnawhlJoJpc

She gets the ball in her hole.

I'm surprised that woke SI did the video. I thought it's fat chicks, trannies and Krapperdick

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2020 08:25 PM (ty5Qr)

296 >> Shouldn't have let him see Paige.

And they don't allow ficuses in prison. It's gonna be rough on Uncle Harv.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 08:25 PM (rCwaK)

297 And b) if you have to dress like a hooker to play your sport, you're probably not that good.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2020 08:24 PM (/669Q)

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I see no fishnets. She's wearing a standard golf shirt.

Sure, it's designed to fit a toddler, but my point stands.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 11, 2020 08:25 PM (cfSRQ)

298 Anyone who says Biden is decent is lying

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2020 08:25 PM (Uu+Jp)

299 Trump's speech at nine had better hit it out of the park.

My local chill peeps freaking out and stripping the shelves of all the TP is concerning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2020 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

300 I am starting to wonder if the chinese released the wuhu flu to try to stop Trump's re-election.

That would be like the Mexican feminist firebombing her own people to get the police. Come to think of it, they didn't budge at all, did they?

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2020 08:26 PM (n/eZB)

301 Female golfer, eh?

So, lesbian or not a lesbian?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 11, 2020 08:26 PM (BJKQV)

302 So, any interested investors now?

Posted by: Büber at March 11, 2020 08:26 PM (DMUuz)

303 let's see how she uses the ball washer!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at March 11, 2020 08:26 PM (vGJY7)

304 The tips on swinging a golf club with a large chest are very useful!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 11, 2020 08:27 PM (LWu6U)

305 >>Does she really wonder why charities don't want her hawking her/their wares for them?

Those charities are retarded.

Hot Chicks open wallets. Full Stop.

People fight over shifts with the Hot Barista for a reason.

The tips tend to ...swell... when they are working.

Ever see a fat / ugly Pharma Rep? No. You have not.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 08:27 PM (ataph)

306 Does she lip out a lot?

Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2020 08:27 PM (fuBLj)

307 I'm not getting the excitement on this thread.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 11, 2020 08:27 PM (COzlW)

308 21 She is a professional golfer. She just isn't good enough to play on any of the Ladies Tour (LPGA or LET). She's a decent player. Just not quite ready for any of the major tours. So, she makes a living doing what she is doing. Kid has got to make a buck somehow.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2020 07:53 PM (InTZR)

Well, if she spent as much time practicing golf as she does posing for pictures....no one in America would have a clue who she was.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 11, 2020 08:27 PM (BJKQV)

309 I am starting to wonder if the chinese released the wuhu flu to try to stop Trump's re-election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Well, they would certainly be better off with a Democrat or a Cuck.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 11, 2020 08:24 PM (k9+wK)

---
I've seen people speculate that source was illegally sold research animals from the Biowarfare lab. Apparently the employees do a side business selling research animals at the live market and well, they picked the wrong ones...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 11, 2020 08:28 PM (cfSRQ)

310 Very, Very nice.

How can people make a problem out of a beautiful woman? Just enjoy.

Posted by: Case at March 11, 2020 08:28 PM (EYKgr)

311 Didn't the WNBA have a story not long ago about straight women being bullied by lesbians?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Yup. I believe a representative of the players' association offered to mediate in the showers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 11, 2020 08:28 PM (SfYbS)

312 And b) if you have to dress like a hooker to play your sport, you're probably not that good.
Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2020 08:24 PM

What do you have against rugby players?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2020 08:28 PM (DMUuz)

313 but my point stands.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 11, 2020 08:25 PM (cfSRQ)

If it stands for more than four hours...

Posted by: db at March 11, 2020 08:28 PM (jsof/)

314 And I'll take a swing at anyone who disagrees with me!
Posted by: "Likeable" Joe!

Eat shit, old man! Oh, crap. I'm talking to the mirror...

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 11, 2020 08:28 PM (oTMWb)

315 310 Very, Very nice.

How can people make a problem out of a beautiful woman? Just enjoy.
Posted by: Case at March 11, 2020 08:28 PM (EYKgr)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 11, 2020 08:28 PM (2B9A/)

316 Sciatica anyone? Please!!!

Posted by: nip at March 11, 2020 08:28 PM (cpS4u)

317 Do the cans inhibit the swing?

Posted by: Dingbat at March 11, 2020 08:28 PM (KylN9)

318 "13 Certainly large tracts of land to entice the Morons.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2020 07:51 PM (y9D0K)

16 Definitely a mammal.

Most definitely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 07:51 PM (YqDXo)

286 I thought the dog was cute.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2020 08:23 PM (Uu+Jp) "

These.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 11, 2020 08:28 PM (zlgJP)

319 And b) if you have to dress like a hooker to play your sport, you're probably not that good.
Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2020 08:24 PM

you have never met a hooker have you?

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 08:29 PM (HALdu)

320

I think this is a very appropriate and subdued top for a golf outing:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/u46olfq

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 08:29 PM (rCwaK)

321 Well that's one way to chase gergggg and Kurt away.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at March 11, 2020 08:29 PM (UFgOG)

322 If I played a round with her, my biggest problem would be coming over the top.

Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2020 08:29 PM (fuBLj)

323 I hear that March madness won't have fans...is that right? I mean if so, what the fuq?

I hope we haven't driven ourselves into some mass delusional madness where we shuttered the entire economy, and then proceed burn the entire country down while we hide in our basements for 8 months - its insanity.

Posted by: Boswell at March 11, 2020 08:30 PM (32YRo)

324 She probably could teach the average golfer how to stop hooking.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2020 08:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

325
Trump's speech at nine had better hit it out of the park.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

1. Don't worry about it.
2. Fake News absolutely will say it was awful and made everything worse. So
prepare for that.
3. And don't worry about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 11, 2020 08:30 PM (k9+wK)

326 Golf cosplayer, not a professional golfer.

Social media influencers gonna influence.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 11, 2020 08:30 PM (+oVP5)

327 321 Well that's one way to chase gergggg and Kurt away.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at March 11, 2020 08:29 PM (UFgOG)

Soy-fed fags

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 08:30 PM (NWiLs)

328 What I like about the Daily Star is they have no problem highlighting tits and ass.

Posted by: The Media at March 11, 2020 08:30 PM (Tnijr)

329 Ace...I love you.

Hitting tip jar

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 11, 2020 08:30 PM (d1uFV)

330 Didn't realize all the innuendo in golf terms. Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2020 08:31 PM (b0PgQ)

331 My kid goes to Pitt, and just found out that classes are cancelled for the rest of the semester. We have to drive and pick everything up this weekend. I don't know what online stuff they have planned, but we're paying $30K/year for this.

Posted by: Chris M at March 11, 2020 08:31 PM (6XZdO)

332 how does she not get invited to corporate golf outings?

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 08:31 PM (HALdu)

333 WOW man.

I am certainly MUCH Hotter than I was PREVIOUSLY. She is doing things to my parts!!

... I mean look at that fine looking person TOTALLY NON OBJECTIVELY but in a very sexually open way while respectful of her interests and... oh hell , who the fuck am I kidding...

Posted by: Corey Booker at March 11, 2020 08:31 PM (wgmJy)

334 Back in the day, I believe it was Mrs. Arnold Palmer who, on a visit to The Tonight Show with her husband, was asked by Johnny Carson if she had any pre-tournament rituals to give her husband luck before he went out to play. She said, "Yes, I kiss his balls." Hilarity ensued, leaving her mystified as to why everyone was laughing at her remark.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 11, 2020 08:31 PM (COzlW)

335 And b) if you have to dress like a hooker to play your sport, you're probably not that good.
Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2020 08:24 PM

you have never met a hooker have you?

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 08:29 PM (HALdu)

I have, she's right...about golf anyway.

Posted by: Boswell at March 11, 2020 08:31 PM (32YRo)

336 >>>I am starting to wonder if the chinese released the wuhu flu to try to stop Trump's re-election.

(adjusts tinfoil hat to jaunty angle)

If it's a Chinese bio-weapon then it's likely the CIA had gotten hold of some of it, since that kind of is their job, when they're not trying to overthrow the US President.

And speaking of trying to overthrow the President...

Releasing China's own bio-weapon in China a couple of miles from their lab in a wet market where those lab techs sometimes sell test animals for a little extra cash has a devious plausible deniability to it. And would reek havoc with the US economy, which would hurt Trump.

Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2020 08:31 PM (l3+k2)

337 She's a decent player. Just not quite ready for any of the major tours. So, she makes a living doing what she is doing. Kid has got to make a buck somehow.

Can't fault her for that. How many thousands of waitresses in California are in between acting gigs?

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2020 08:32 PM (x/2Z8)

338 My guess she's as much of a fader as a hooker.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2020 08:32 PM (Uu+Jp)

339 But like most people, she's got some false advertising going on. Seriously padded bra.

But I would probably let her stay the night and use a spare toothbrush.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2020 08:32 PM (b0PgQ)

340 This young lady is quite chestacular.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 11, 2020 08:32 PM (in24S)

341 281 The chicoms would not mind loosing a million or two to be rid of PDT.
Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 11, 2020 08:22 PM (nzKWW)

20, 30 million tops

Posted by: BUCK TURGIDSON at March 11, 2020 08:33 PM (rpxSz)

342 I have, she's right...about golf anyway.
Posted by: Boswell at March

yeah but her clothing selections are not so hookerish she just has a huge rack.

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 08:33 PM (HALdu)

343 I quit golf. I sucked at it. Even when I was breaking 80 now and then - I hated the entire process.

But I'd caddy for that chic seven days a week and twice on Sundays.

Posted by: Always Watching at March 11, 2020 08:33 PM (ISejo)

344 Twitter is a hot mess on a good day but today it's just batshit crazy all the way down. Left & right going full on ZOMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!11!! about Coronavirus.

Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT)

345 Dog: You can't be fighting hands then suddenly break to chasing your tail. That's just not done.

Posted by: MHK at March 11, 2020 08:33 PM (iQIUe)

346 I don't like golf

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2020 08:33 PM (Uu+Jp)

347 @331: "... but we're paying $30K/year for this."

Of course, no refunds or discounts so long as your kids get a fair chance to earn their usual course credits.

Not that that'll stop some smarmy class action lawyers from trying to recoup some tuition costs, but yeah, whatever money these schools are gonna lose from sports ticket sales, they're gonna make up in reduced on campus maintenance costs.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 11, 2020 08:33 PM (+oVP5)

348 "
I hope we haven't driven ourselves into some mass delusional madness where we shuttered the entire economy, and then proceed burn the entire country down while we hide in our basements for 8 months - its insanity.

Posted by: Boswell at March 11, 2020 08:30 PM (32YRo) "

Insofar as I fu*king understand anything, that is the demonrat+mass media plan for the near term, yes, to result in biden + abrams winning in november.

spits*

*facepalm*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 11, 2020 08:34 PM (zlgJP)

349 She said, "Yes, I kiss his balls." Hilarity ensued, leaving her mystified as to why everyone was laughing at her remark.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 11, 2020 08:31 PM (COzlW)

Isn't that when Johnny replied "I bet that makes his putter stand up?"

Posted by: Boswell at March 11, 2020 08:34 PM (32YRo)

350
Twitter is the only thing in this country that needs to be shut down for coronavirus. That would do more good than anything else.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 08:34 PM (rCwaK)

351 "I am starting to wonder if the chinese released the wuhu flu to try to stop Trump's re-election."

It has reduced the incumbency rate in Iran; not sure how that hurts Trump.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 11, 2020 08:34 PM (in24S)

352 >>Do the cans inhibit the swing?
Posted by: Dingbat

Once they get moving the inertia smoothes out the follow thru.

Posted by: Aviator at March 11, 2020 08:34 PM (2cuLk)

353 Posted by: Chris M at March 11, 2020 08:31 PM (6XZdO)

That's just effing ridiculous.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2020 08:34 PM (6ofTb)

354 284 I see in the sidebar somebody just discovered The Avalanches?

That's a classic

I've heard that many times, but never the full song. The video is perfect for it. They must have written both.
Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2020 08:23 PM (TQyCa)

Heh. First youtube comment: "This video is like one of those weirdly upsetting dreams you'd never consider trying to describe to someone"

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 11, 2020 08:34 PM (wGeit)

355 She could do golf clinics at high end corporate retreats.

Maybe she needs a manager.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 11, 2020 08:35 PM (LWu6U)

356 335 And b) if you have to dress like a hooker to play your sport, you're probably not that good.
Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2020 08:24 PM

I knew a female antique dealer in Chicago that watched her shop in a bikini

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2020 08:35 PM (rpxSz)

357 I have cut six pack abs. I'm thinking I might be able to get a date here.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 11, 2020 08:18 PM (XN+73)

The only way I'll have six pack abs is if I draw them on with a Sharpie.

Posted by: LPGA Umpire at March 11, 2020 08:35 PM (EGyGV)

358 Twitter is a hot mess on a good day but today it's just batshit crazy all the way down. Left & right going full on ZOMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!11!! about Coronavirus.

I was just listening to the x22 report and he was saying China is already starting to resume normal life. Do I have a better source? No, because I don't care to!

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2020 08:35 PM (x/2Z8)

359 How much for the pair?

I mean the golfer and the dogs you pervs.

Posted by: Some Moron who now likes golf at March 11, 2020 08:35 PM (WdocV)

360 Now she could help me with my ball drop!

Posted by: Cucks Everywhere at March 11, 2020 08:35 PM (EL4ni)

361 343 I quit golf. I sucked at it. Even when I was breaking 80 now and then - I hated the entire process.

But I'd caddy for that chic seven days a week and twice on Sundays.
Posted by: Always Watching at March 11, 2020 08:33 PM (ISejo)

I liked the head game of golf. All the things that had to go right. It was one of those sports that made sense to me.

On the other hand, when I played I quickly realized if I wanted to get good at it (and what else is the point of doing anything?) I would need to invest more time and money than I had at that moment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 11, 2020 08:35 PM (2B9A/)

362 317 Do the cans inhibit the swing?
Posted by: Dingbat at March 11, 2020 08:28 PM (KylN9)

She has a video where she explains her technique. Apparently this is the most asked question.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 11, 2020 08:35 PM (wGeit)

363 If truth be told, Koreans ruined the LPGA.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 11, 2020 08:35 PM (2DOZq)

364 ''Releasing China's own bio-weapon in China a couple of miles from their lab in a wet market where those lab techs sometimes sell test animals for a little extra cash has a devious plausible deniability to it. And would reek havoc with the US economy, which would hurt Trump.''

You know I've had similar thoughts since the beginning of this shitshow. I hope the president does too.

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2020 08:36 PM (RueoN)

365 @355: "She could do golf clinics at high end corporate retreats."

Probably more money to be made at low class salesman conferences though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 11, 2020 08:36 PM (+oVP5)

366 if you have to dress like a hooker to play your sport, you're probably not that good.

___

Ok, so what if people pay hookers to dress up like you sport? Looking at you cheerleaders....

Hey, that's what the cheerleaders are here for right?

Posted by: Some Moron who has team spirit at March 11, 2020 08:36 PM (WdocV)

367 yeah but her clothing selections are not so hookerish she just has a huge rack.

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 08:33 PM (HALdu)

Yeah, I've seen worse a high school prom.

Posted by: Boswell at March 11, 2020 08:36 PM (32YRo)

368 If truth be told, Koreans ruined the LPGA.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 11, 2020 08:35 PM (2DOZq)

---
Do they make Subarus there? It would explain a lot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 11, 2020 08:36 PM (cfSRQ)

369 "All Bernie Sanders needs to do to win this race is Not Die."

Not die *first*.

Posted by: fretlesst at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (uDTP4)

370 Cute, cute doggie.

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (RueoN)

371 I was just listening to the x22 report and he was saying China is already starting to resume normal life. Do I have a better source? No, because I don't care to!
Posted by: t-bird

My mom just said "have you seen the people who've died of corona? They would've gotten taken out by a bad case of hiccups."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (SfYbS)

372 363 If truth be told, Koreans ruined the LPGA.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 11, 2020 08:35 PM (2DOZq)

In what way?

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (wGeit)

373 Ack. Off me, gap lapper sock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (EGyGV)

374 She's making absolutely ZERO effort to suppress the interest so it's not like she's offended by "being objectified". She's beautiful, talented, intelligent and young. Celebrate it while you can girl!!!

Posted by: MrObvious at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (5prN7)

375 Yeah, I've seen worse a high school prom.
Posted by: Boswell at March

yeah

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (HALdu)

376 >>I am starting to wonder if the chinese released the wuhu flu to try to stop Trump's re-election

If that was the case it would seem to make more sense to release it in the US rather than starting it in their own country.

I don't think even the Chinese are evil/stupid enough to release a virus they couldn't control in their own country in the hope it would hurt Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)

377 if distraction is needed, some dead :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4TW70xVkmU

sure as bleep need some here at Chateau D'Eez.

& g'night, good people.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (zlgJP)

378 Hmm. Say, does she play chess?

Posted by: NOT OM at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (CDGwz)

379 if you have to dress like a hooker to play your sport, you're probably not that good.

Now do actresses on the red carpet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (YqDXo)

380 Is Trump going to announce this is actually a zombie outbreak tonight? Cause I'm really itching to try out the new 1911.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (b0PgQ)

381 @363: "If truth be told, Koreans ruined the LPGA."

So many Korean girls with identical names that they started giving themselves official numbers.

(No, really.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 11, 2020 08:38 PM (+oVP5)

382 yeah but her clothing selections are not so hookerish she just has a huge rack.

***

Actually I'd say she's got the whole package. Dye her hair red and have her standing on a scallop and she's pass for Venus....

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2020 08:38 PM (WdocV)

383 if you have to dress like a hooker to play your sport, you're probably not that good.

Now do actresses on the red carpet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March

now do in harvey's office

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 08:38 PM (HALdu)

384 if you have to dress like a hooker to play your sport, you're probably not that good.

But if she dresses like a sexy librarian, she's probably pretty smart.

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2020 08:38 PM (x/2Z8)

385 Jane, I will share.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2020 08:38 PM (fyf7W)

386 326 Walter Freeman sums it up correctly. Pamela Anderson in her day could have stepped onto a golf course and tried to swing a club and had the same gimmick. Gotten into Playboy sooner and possibly not married Tommy Hep C. In five years this chick will be married to a woman and will have been in rehab several times.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 11, 2020 08:38 PM (sNG4b)

387 11 FORE!
Posted by: Miklos, using a wood at March 11, 2020 07:51 PM (QzkSJ)

TWO!

Posted by: FloridaMan at March 11, 2020 08:38 PM (Pwqwc)

388 I hope we haven't driven ourselves into some mass delusional madness where we shuttered the entire economy, and then proceed burn the entire country down while we hide in our basements for 8 months - its insanity.

Posted by: Boswell at March 11, 2020 08:30 PM (32YRo) "

the only thing that comes to mind is Rooskie scare in the 60's

I was just a pup but remember people, some relatives, that had bomb shelters

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2020 08:38 PM (rpxSz)

389 I can imagine having a dog as cute as that. I'm never playing a round with Paige.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2020 08:38 PM (Uu+Jp)

390 You know I've had similar thoughts since the beginning of this shitshow. I hope the president does too.

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2020 08:36 PM (RueoN)

There was a time not too long ago, that I wold have laughed at this thought.

Then I saw Comey, Brennan, Clapper, and Mueller at work!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 11, 2020 08:39 PM (BiNEL)

391 >> She's making absolutely ZERO effort to suppress the interest

Yes, like the Mexican weathergirls, if you looked in her eyes, she say, "Hey, my boobs are down here!"

That's how I like 'em. Out and proud.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 08:39 PM (rCwaK)

392 "I see in the sidebar somebody just discovered The Avalanches"

The first time someone pointed me to that video ( several years ago, maybe it was Slapweasel? ) it was described as
"what is going on inside Joe Biden's head".

Posted by: f'd at March 11, 2020 08:39 PM (Tnijr)

393 When she addresses the ball, how does she see it?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 11, 2020 08:39 PM (pw+jk)

394 ''I don't think even the Chinese are evil/stupid enough to release a virus they couldn't control in their own country in the hope it would hurt Trump.''

They've got plenty of people to spare.. Also they're Commies and they don't care.

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2020 08:39 PM (RueoN)

395 Do the cans inhibit the swing?
Posted by: Dingbat at March 11, 2020 08:28 PM (KylN9)

She has a video where she explains her technique. Apparently this is the most asked question.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 11, 2020 08:35 PM (wGei

I forgot which golf announcer it was, some British guy, but he got fired for commenting on the difficulty for big boobed women swinging a golf club.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 11, 2020 08:40 PM (2DOZq)

396 Walter Freeman sums it up correctly. Pamela Anderson in her day could have stepped onto a golf course and tried to swing a club and had the same gimmick. Gotten into Playboy sooner and possibly not married Tommy Hep C. In five years this chick will be married to a woman and will have been in rehab several times.
Posted by: Jen the original at March

FYI, tommy says he does not have what she has.

She did just marry and divorce a guy after taking him for $200,000

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 08:40 PM (HALdu)

397 Is Trump going to announce this is actually a zombie outbreak tonight? Cause I'm really itching to try out the new 1911.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (b0PgQ)

Weasel done tole you to buy ammo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 11, 2020 08:40 PM (BiNEL)

398 >>When she addresses the ball, how does she see it?

When she addresses the ball, it tees itself up.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 08:41 PM (ataph)

399 If that was the case it would seem to make more sense to release it in the US rather than starting it in their own country.

I don't think even the Chinese are evil/stupid enough to release a
virus they couldn't control in their own country in the hope it would
hurt Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)

---
The ChiCom response was spectacularly inept and deeply damaging to their prestige.

In the short run, Trump has some headwinds, but the long-term effect is a massive move to on-shore pharma and manufacturing. This will cripple China. Permanently.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 11, 2020 08:41 PM (cfSRQ)

400 She lines the ball up through the clevage... Center of her stance. Its kinda almost cheating when you think about it.

Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 11, 2020 08:41 PM (nzKWW)

401 if she dresses like a sexy librarian, she's probably pretty smart.

that was funny

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 08:41 PM (HALdu)

402 "Ban on large gatherings"

How the hell is this Constitutional?

Total cases: 938Total deaths: 29
Seriously more people die during sex than from the Coronas.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 11, 2020 08:41 PM (wgmJy)

403 363 If truth be told, Koreans ruined the LPGA.

No they didn't. If anything, they gave it vital cash to keep going when things were bleak a few years back. The LPGA is doing pretty good now and has a nice mix of nationality's playing. Also, a high percentage of them are damn cute.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2020 08:41 PM (InTZR)

404 Now do actresses on the red carpet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (YqDXo)
----------

Same same. But that profession is known for that already. I thought golf was a little more decorous (plus fours excepted, of course).

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2020 08:41 PM (/669Q)

405 ''There was a time not too long ago, that I wold have laughed at this thought.

Then I saw Comey, Brennan, Clapper, and Mueller at work!''

Sad isn't it?

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2020 08:41 PM (RueoN)

406 She did just marry and divorce a guy after taking him for $200,000
Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 08:40 PM (HALdu)

That was weird. How can she possibly be broke after the amount of money she made in the 90s?

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 11, 2020 08:42 PM (wGeit)

407 381 @363: "If truth be told, Koreans ruined the LPGA."

So many Korean girls with identical names that they started giving themselves official numbers.

(No, really.)

In Korea it is difficult to notify the next of kim,

Posted by: Dingbat at March 11, 2020 08:42 PM (KylN9)

408 If the Chinese weren't thinking about doing it, they are now

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2020 08:43 PM (rpxSz)

409 In the short run, Trump has some headwinds, but the long-term effect is a massive move to on-shore pharma and manufacturing. This will cripple China. Permanently.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I've also never understood the narrative of how a foreign disease spreading around the world is supposed to help the party of open borders.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 11, 2020 08:43 PM (SfYbS)

410 Exceptional journalism ace.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 11, 2020 08:43 PM (M+Lyo)

411 I'm tripping balls right now. Ask me anything Reddit!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 11, 2020 08:43 PM (2N7oZ)

412 In Korea it is difficult to notify the next of kim,

Posted by: Dingbat at March 11, 2020 08:42 PM (KylN9)

Certainly a contender for thread winner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 11, 2020 08:43 PM (BiNEL)

413 334
Back in the day, I believe it was Mrs. Arnold Palmer who, on a visit to
The Tonight Show with her husband, was asked by Johnny Carson if she had
any pre-tournament rituals to give her husband luck before he went out
to play. She said, "Yes, I kiss his balls." Hilarity ensued, leaving
her mystified as to why everyone was laughing at her remark.

I think it was a radio interview iirc that they asked Arnie how often he washed his balls during a tournament. Arnie replied whatever and the radio guy says "How do you get up onto that thing?" and Arnie cracked up. Seemed like a regular guy.

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2020 08:43 PM (K22Va)

414 On the other hand, when I played I quickly realized if I wanted to get good at it (and what else is the point of doing anything?) I would need to invest more time and money than I had at that moment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 11, 2020 08:35 PM (2B9A/)

Golf, to me, was like the Army - It taught me a Hell of a lot about human nature. I'm glad I did it. And I'm glad I'm done with it.

Posted by: Always Watching at March 11, 2020 08:44 PM (ISejo)

415 I thought most of the pro gals were dykes, would not they appreciate her as well

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2020 08:15 PM (B7KlG)

Female competition golfers can be the meanest, cattiest things going, I have lived it these last eight years. Not like the guys, who with a few exceptions get along off the course as well as on.

Posted by: Boswell at March 11, 2020 08:44 PM (32YRo)

416 A concern I have is that it becomes verified it is a ChiCom bio-weapon, and accusations fly about Trump not telling we the people.

Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2020 08:44 PM (l3+k2)

417 Tomball, TX has cancelled it's German Festival.

I thought beer killed viruses.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 11, 2020 08:44 PM (q1Pj5)

418 FORE!
Posted by: Miklos, using a wood

PLAY!

Posted by: Sock Monkey..definitely sitting up and paying attention at March 11, 2020 08:44 PM (DJTWb)

419 Sad isn't it?

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2020 08:41 PM (RueoN)

These are not the interesting times I wanted to live in!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 11, 2020 08:44 PM (BiNEL)

420 She's a pretty girl who's infinitely better at golf than I am.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2020 08:45 PM (Uu+Jp)

421 In Korea it is difficult to notify the next of kim,
Posted by: Dingbat
--------

Puns are a slippery slope around here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, .etc., etc. at March 11, 2020 08:45 PM (xSo9G)

422 "Life as we know it, changing in so many ways"
-- Lester Holt, just now on NBC News

GFY

Posted by: Hands at March 11, 2020 08:45 PM (786Ro)

423 That was weird. How can she possibly be broke after the amount of money she made in the 90s?

Does Pam Anderson seem like she'd be a good money manager, a sober financial steward? There are probably ground squirrels with greater intellect and common sense than her.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 11, 2020 08:45 PM (iys0/)

424 '' "Ban on large gatherings"

How the hell is this Constitutional?

Total cases: 938Total deaths: 29
Seriously more people die during sex than from the Coronas.''

Yet the governor of Ohio intends to do just that. Already the NHL has caved and no fans will be admitted to the remaining Blue Jackets games.

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2020 08:45 PM (RueoN)

425 If the Chinese weren't thinking about doing it, they are now

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2020 08:43 PM (rpxSz)

General Coronavirus' chicken.

Posted by: Chi-Coms at March 11, 2020 08:45 PM (2N7oZ)

426 I've also never understood the narrative of how a foreign disease spreading around the world is supposed to help the party of open borders.

Or open ports like we just got control of in Long Beach.

Wile E. Coyote ordered this bug.

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2020 08:45 PM (Zo1XC)

427 If more female golfers looked like that, I might actually take up Golf!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2020 08:46 PM (NgKpN)

428 FORE!
Posted by: Miklos, using a wood

PLAY!
Posted by: Sock Monkey..definitely sitting up and paying attention

SKIN!

Posted by: Don LeMON at March 11, 2020 08:46 PM (786Ro)

429 406 she has given it all to Assange.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 11, 2020 08:46 PM (sNG4b)

430 Presumably she plays Tittleist balls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2020 08:46 PM (miJU3)

431 >>The ChiCom response was spectacularly inept and deeply damaging to their prestige.

>>In the short run, Trump has some headwinds, but the long-term effect is a massive move to on-shore pharma and manufacturing. This will cripple China. Permanently.

Yep. I expect Trump and his team will handle this as well as can be done and despite the media's hysteria and Trump hate China is going to ultimately take the heat.

Trump will not only be fine but be able to highlight this as a reason his policies were right all along.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2020 08:46 PM (ZLI7S)

432 And the dog is cuter than I am.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2020 08:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

433 I've never been paired with a woman like that to play a round. Of golf..... I'd definitely have to watch closely to see if she's got something in her stroke I could use.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 11, 2020 08:47 PM (k+zsz)

434 Did any of you morons stock up on toilet paper? Stores are all empty here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2020 08:47 PM (b0PgQ)

435 Same same. But that profession is known for that already. I thought golf was a little more decorous (plus fours excepted, of course).
Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2020 08:41 PM (/669Q)

Look up Natalie Gulbis. And for the 29 year olds, Jan Stephenson.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 11, 2020 08:47 PM (2DOZq)

436 Cannot figure out why I'd use such weak loads in my latest 9mm test reloads. Using 700-X for the first time. Looks like I used powder levels for plated, when I'm using FMJ bullets. Pistol stove-piped on most rounds, failed to hold back on empty. I always plumb the minimum charge level to operate the gun, but this was Way Tu Lo.

In better newz, the offset screwdriver looks like it will work in moving my trimming hardware around to different bases.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2020 08:47 PM (El6T/)

437 I thought beer killed viruses.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 11, 2020 08:44 PM (q1Pj5)

I thought video killed the radio star.

Posted by: Buggles at March 11, 2020 08:47 PM (2N7oZ)

438 ''Tomball, TX has cancelled it's German Festival.''

More vendors suffer financially. Media cheers and hopes they lose everything because Orange man bad.

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2020 08:47 PM (RueoN)

439 420 She's a pretty girl who's infinitely better at golf than I am.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2020 08:45 PM (Uu+Jp)

Golf is one of those sports where the guys who are good, even not top tier guys are insanely better than someone who just picked up a club.

The actual pros might as well be of another species.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 11, 2020 08:48 PM (2B9A/)

440 406
That was weird. How can she possibly be broke after the amount of money she made in the 90s?
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 11, 2020 08:42 PM (wGeit)

Because she's a mensa candidate.

Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2020 08:48 PM (fuBLj)

441 Our transportation advances have far outstripped our public health advances

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2020 08:48 PM (rpxSz)

442 FORE!
Posted by: Miklos, using a wood

PLAY!
Posted by: Sock Monkey..definitely sitting up and paying attention

SKIN!
Posted by: Don LeMON

HEAD!

Posted by: Ellen Paige at March 11, 2020 08:48 PM (SfYbS)

443 Why is it her chest is so much smaller when she wears a swimsuit?

i wondered. My guess is that she fasted and dieted to get down to lowest possible bodyfat for the swimsuit suit, which of course trimmed a lot of delicious funstuff off her chest.
Posted by: ace

What are you, new? Very tight swim top is all. Notice the masked boobies when she is topless. No apparent shrinkage to be seen.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..definitely sitting up and paying attention at March 11, 2020 08:49 PM (DJTWb)

444 I've seen people speculate that source was illegally sold research animals from the Biowarfare lab. Apparently the employees do a side business selling research animals at the live market and well, they picked the wrong ones...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 11, 2020

I saw a story a couple of weeks ago that the lab workers were taking the animals home TO COOK THEM after they were done with their research.

Seriously.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2020 08:49 PM (7ThNu)

445 Going to a minor league hockey game Friday. Hope this idiocy is "contained" and doesn't affect that.

We knew it was a wildly unserious country, but this is setting the bar even lower.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2020 08:49 PM (El6T/)

446 O/T -- I first heard conservative radio talk show host Michael Savage in the early 90's as a fill-in host at KGO radio in San Francisco. Really bright guy who can really riff on all kinds of things.

Throughout the years he would mention that his son started Rockstar Energy Drink. Just saw a headline that PepsiCo bought Rockstar -- 85% of which was owned by Savage's son and started with $50,000 of his own money -- for $4 billion. The kid had pitched the idea to his boss at Skyy Vodka, who rejected it, so he went out on his own.

https://tinyurl.com/vuzt666

Now really, shouldn't he have to share all that profit with the rest of us? Vote Bernie 2020, Make Gulags Great Again!!! /

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2020 08:49 PM (WqPYg)

447 You know, if you are hospitalized with heart problems, chances are very good that you have an IV fluid drip bag and anyone could come in and inject whatever they like in to it.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 11, 2020 08:49 PM (w7KSn)

448 402 "Ban on large gatherings"

How the hell is this Constitutional?

Total cases: 938Total deaths: 29
Seriously more people die during sex than from the Coronas.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 11, 2020 08:41 PM (wgmJy)

Ah, but when it all dies down, they will be able to say 'see? All that power we took upon ourselves SAVED YOU!'

Even though it didn't do a damn thing.

Which will justify their destroying more Constitutional Rights, for our own good of course.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2020 08:50 PM (NgKpN)

449 Tomball, TX has cancelled it's German Festival.

I thought beer killed viruses.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 11, 2020 08:44 PM (q1P

They will all follow the Rodeo's lead. I just hope the panic is over by April or I'm going to be out $80 for the ATP tennis tournament at River Oaks.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 11, 2020 08:50 PM (2DOZq)

450 430 Presumably she plays Tittleist balls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2020 08:46 PM (miJU3)

well, not Titless, that's for sure

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2020 08:50 PM (rpxSz)

451 ''I saw a story a couple of weeks ago that the lab workers were taking the animals home TO COOK THEM after they were done with their research.

Seriously.''

Does not surprise me in the least.

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2020 08:50 PM (RueoN)

452 445
Going to a minor league hockey game Friday. Hope this idiocy is "contained" and doesn't affect that.

We knew it was a wildly unserious country, but this is setting the bar even lower.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2020 08:49 PM (El6T/)

_________

Each passing day brings yet another new high (or is it low?) in Peak Stupid.

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2020 08:50 PM (WqPYg)

453 I saw a story a couple of weeks ago that the lab workers were taking the animals home TO COOK THEM after they were done with their research.

Seriously.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2020 08:49 PM (7ThNu)

No words

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 11, 2020 08:50 PM (M+Lyo)

454 Female ~~competition golfers~~ can be the meanest, cattiest things going, I have lived it these last eight years.

Posted by: Boswell at March 11, 2020 08:44 PM (32YRo)

Don't know if that will work. But you get the point.

Nobody hates an obviously sexy girl like another girl. It's competition.

Posted by: Always Watching at March 11, 2020 08:50 PM (ISejo)

455 So the flu > freedom of assembly

Great.

When do the white vans start rounding up "survivors"?

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 11, 2020 08:51 PM (wgmJy)

456 How can she possibly be broke after the amount of money she made in the 90s?

High Maintenance? Heh.

Also: Cocaine is a helluva drug

Posted by: JQ, bawdy broad at March 11, 2020 08:51 PM (whOIk)

457 Ya'll need to give Miley a big Thank You.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2020 08:51 PM (fyf7W)

458 So nobody remembers when Anneke Sorenson jumped in the water trap after her Women's Open win? How time flies...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 11, 2020 08:51 PM (k1dqq)

459 Genetically modified viruses for use in medicine is a huge field of medical research. This getting out from that lab is a definite possibility.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2020 08:51 PM (+0AKE)

460 I don't think even the Chinese are evil/stupid
enough to release a virus they couldn't control in their own country in
the hope it would hurt Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah, disease doesn't respect, class, rank, ancestry, connections, politics - disease the true wild card that no one even slightly sane would even play. As a threat - do not think of it because we have our own program - MAD, yes. Otherwise that's for doomsday novels and cults.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 11, 2020 08:51 PM (in24S)

461 @406: "How can she possibly be broke after the amount of money she made in the 90s?"

Baywatch crew wasn't exactly making Friends or Seinfeld level money. Living like an A-lister when you aren't really an A-lister tends to end quickly and badly.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 11, 2020 08:51 PM (+oVP5)

462 These unprecedented shortages need to go. We are not the USSR.

Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 11, 2020 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)

463 Speaking of Germans, Bernie did everything but call Trump a Nazi today. I don't think I ever heard such a compact stream of lies.

Posted by: f'd at March 11, 2020 08:51 PM (Tnijr)

464 A meeting of sane Democrats shouldn't be a problem in terms of spreading COV-19

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2020 08:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

465 Why is it her chest is so much smaller when she wears a swimsuit?

i wondered. My guess is that she fasted and dieted to get down to lowest possible bodyfat for the swimsuit suit, which of course trimmed a lot of delicious funstuff off her chest.
Posted by: ace

What are you, new? Very tight swim top is all. Notice the masked boobies when she is topless. No apparent shrinkage to be seen.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..definitely sitting up and paying attention at March 11, 2020 08:49 PM (DJTWb)
-------

She obviously got the boobs AFTER the swimsuit video was made.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2020 08:51 PM (/669Q)

466 You know, if you are hospitalized with heart
problems, chances are very good that you have an IV fluid drip bag and
anyone could come in and inject whatever they like in to it.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 11, 2020 08:49 PM (w7KSn)

Go on.

Posted by: Jack Kevorkian at March 11, 2020 08:52 PM (2N7oZ)

467 What is this about golf?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 11, 2020 08:52 PM (YncIt)

468 443
Why is it her chest is so much smaller when she wears a swimsuit?

She took the Kleenex out?

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2020 08:52 PM (K22Va)

469 https://staythefuckhome.com/

Posted by: ok at March 11, 2020 08:52 PM (blKt9)

470 7 elastic. Filthy, stinking, inhibited elastic.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 11, 2020 08:52 PM (k1dqq)

471 >>>I saw a story a couple of weeks ago that the lab workers were taking
the animals home TO COOK THEM after they were done with their research.

Cooking kill germ!

Posted by: Zombie Bio-Weapon Lab Tech at March 11, 2020 08:52 PM (l3+k2)

472 LEAVE PAIGE ALONE

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 11, 2020 08:53 PM (wgmJy)

473 459 Genetically modified viruses for use in medicine is a huge field of medical research. This getting out from that lab is a definite possibility.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2020 08:51 PM (+0AKE)

That's been my presumption since I began watching this horror show back in mid-January.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 11, 2020 08:53 PM (DTX3h)

474 We need Corporal Jones to rush about shouting, "Don't panic! Don't panic!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 11, 2020 08:53 PM (q1Pj5)

475 I think Anna Kournikova started all this 'semi-good pro sports players who also make a killing on the side being models', no?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2020 08:53 PM (b0PgQ)

476 What freaks me out is that this corona freakout feels like a dry run for a future time when a Dem is in the Executive Branch.

I also believe they are monitoring social media and phones and gathering all kinds of "interesting" info about human behavior which they will monetize.

Because they are sick demented fucks.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 08:53 PM (ia+P+)

477 wonder if she would be interested in a skin game

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2020 08:53 PM (rpxSz)

478 University of Michigan announced that their spring football game is cancelled and the football coaches are not permitted to travel to visit recruits. Also recruits will not be permitted to visit campus. As an OSU alum I could easily be snarking on this but figure DeWine in Ohio will follow suit .

Posted by: Jen the original at March 11, 2020 08:53 PM (sNG4b)

479 >>> 77 Quick, someone go get Alex The Chick!

Posted by: johnd01 at March 11, 2020 07:56 PM

If you post it, she will come.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Phrasing.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 11, 2020 08:54 PM (xefD9)

480

Again, Paige has Fappening photos out there. I just accidentally found them. Well worth the effort to make such an accident happen.

And only boobs, she's wearing panties.

But you can observe the boobs and judge the size there and compare to the clothed pics.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 08:54 PM (rCwaK)

481 "No apparent shrinkage to be seen"

This triggers me

Posted by: Dingbat at March 11, 2020 08:54 PM (KylN9)

482 A meeting of sane Democrats shouldn't be a problem in terms of spreading COV-19

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2020 08:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

It's generally referred to as a "Conspiracy of Democrats", not a meeting.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at March 11, 2020 08:55 PM (2N7oZ)

483 https://staythefuckhome.com/

I was at the back of the line today. Three deep coughs and I leapfrogged to the front.

https://leveragingcorona.com

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 11, 2020 08:55 PM (wgmJy)

484 ''As an OSU alum I could easily be snarking on this but figure DeWine in Ohio will follow suit .''

Is the Pope catholic? Of course the wuss will.

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2020 08:55 PM (RueoN)

485 I'll be in my bunker

Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2020 08:55 PM (fuBLj)

486

They are quite perky, BTW.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 08:55 PM (rCwaK)

487 Also, a high percentage of them are damn cute.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2020 08:41 PM (InTZR)

Yes they are.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 11, 2020 08:55 PM (in24S)

488 I'm an independent contractor working for the VA as a Medical Courier I was told today that the Medical Center base for my route, which I have to get in and out of twice a day, is going to be implementing in-going and out-going checkpoints.

They're going to interview people (have you been outside the country? do you have any symptoms? etc.) and apparently aim one of those laser thermometers at your head to see if you have a fever. The backup of cars coming and going (a single entrance/exit funnel) is going to be a friggin' nightmare -- and likely add at least an hour to my workday, for which I won't get paid.

Jeebus, this hysteria could last months ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2020 08:55 PM (WqPYg)

489 Kournikova was very good. In top 10 in the world and no 1 doubles. You don't get to be at the top of that game if you are just semi- good.

Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 11, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)

490 Ay carumba!

Posted by: Chris W at March 11, 2020 08:55 PM (btxgY)

491 https://staythefuckhome.com/

Aww, he's back! That redirects to https://savethepedophiles.com

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2020 08:56 PM (mhs6e)

492 FORE!
Posted by: Miklos, using a wood

PLAY!
Posted by: Sock Monkey..definitely sitting up and paying attention

SKIN!
Posted by: Don LeMON

HEAD!
Posted by: Ellen Paige

I love it when a plan comes together.

Posted by: Col. Hannibal Miklos at March 11, 2020 08:56 PM (QzkSJ)

493 CarpeDonkum has a funny video on Biden. Link is on citizenfreepress. I'm to lazy to post it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2020 08:56 PM (+0AKE)

494 I saw a story a couple of weeks ago that the lab workers were taking the animals home TO COOK THEM after they were done with their research.

Seriously.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2020 08:49 PM (7ThNu)

I used to say that Third World countries were defined by everybody driving down the middle of the road leaning on his horn.

But I take it back. THIS defines a Third World country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 08:56 PM (YqDXo)

495 She obviously got the boobs AFTER the swimsuit video was made.
Posted by: bluebell

* considers nic, remembers past stories about said ette*

Yes dear.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..definitely sitting up and paying attention at March 11, 2020 08:56 PM (DJTWb)

496 Which will justify their destroying more Constitutional Rights, for our own good of course.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2020 08:50 PM (NgKpN)

This guy gets it!

This also explains the confiscation desire for long guns, because handguns require you to be close to be effective, while long guns permit far more flexibility against a rogue out-of-control government!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 11, 2020 08:56 PM (BiNEL)

497 Is the Pope catholic?

That's debatable.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 08:56 PM (NWiLs)

498 Yes dear.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..definitely sitting up and paying attention at March 11, 2020 08:56 PM (DJTWb)

You, sir, are a most wise man!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 11, 2020 08:57 PM (BiNEL)

499 She has an amazing shape, just marvelous !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 11, 2020 08:57 PM (M+Lyo)

500 460 I don't think even the Chinese are evil/stupid
enough to release a virus they couldn't control in their own country in
the hope it would hurt Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2020 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah, disease doesn't respect, class, rank, ancestry, connections, politics - disease the true wild card that no one even slightly sane would even play. As a threat - do not think of it because we have our own program - MAD, yes. Otherwise that's for doomsday novels and cults.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 11, 2020 08:51 PM (in24S)

But this virus does seem to hit the Aged.

Average age of those who have died is like 80 years old.

Which, with China's one child policy and aging population?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2020 08:57 PM (NgKpN)

501 https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/ index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

We still are not testing. Neither is Canada. This is insane.

Hong Kong, Singapore, and Russia all closed their borders in January and have no new cases. Hong Kong also closed schools, social isolation, people worked from home, social compliance, lockdowns, social shaming, quarantines, and massive testing. That's how it's done. Non Pharmaceutical Interventions. (What we should have done at the latest on January 24th).

Posted by: ok at March 11, 2020 08:58 PM (blKt9)

502 I guess a second look at isolationism is in order

Pat Buchanan 2020

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2020 08:58 PM (rpxSz)

503 Interesting few degrees of separation but the pole vaulting very hot teen that was a subject of many comments at aos at one time is now married to professional golfer , Rickie Fowler.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 11, 2020 08:58 PM (2DOZq)

504 Nood

Posted by: Ha at March 11, 2020 08:58 PM (AXS9h)

505 P DT would do well to remind the hysterical public to remember that media lies about everything. What makes you think they're not lying about this?

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2020 08:58 PM (RueoN)

506 Anyone else remember this one?

https://tinyurl.com/lghx79x

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 11, 2020 08:58 PM (in24S)

507 Those pics of the mountains are spectacular.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Incel at March 11, 2020 08:58 PM (+dsLj)

508 ace gonna live-blog the Trumpenfuhrerrede?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2020 08:58 PM (El6T/)

509 Jonah Goldberg has a good idea.

Jonah Goldberg@JonahDispatch
Sanders and Biden should hold the debate on a park bench while feeding pigeons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2020 08:58 PM (+y/Ru)

510 She must have said something conservative at some point, or the wailing Augusta sisters would already be raising hell.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 11, 2020 08:58 PM (I99aF)

511 Ok. Please give it a rest.

We're all gonna die. Fine

Cheers!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 11, 2020 08:59 PM (PkVlr)

512 I saw a story a couple of weeks ago that the lab workers were taking
the animals home TO COOK THEM after they were done with their research.

Linky

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2020 08:59 PM (B7KlG)

513 476
What freaks me out is that this corona freakout feels like a dry run for a future time when a Dem is in the Executive Branch.

I
also believe they are monitoring social media and phones and gathering
all kinds of "interesting" info about human behavior which they will
monetize.

Because they are sick demented fucks.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 08:53 PM (ia+P+)

__________

I have the same thoughts. The whole thing when they locked-down everybody after the Boston Marathon bombing really creeped me out too at the time.

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2020 08:59 PM (WqPYg)

514 Those pics of the mountains are spectacular.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Incel at March 11, 2020 08:58 PM (+dsLj)

The Grand Tetons.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at March 11, 2020 08:59 PM (2N7oZ)

515 Helloooooo, balls!

Posted by: Ed Norton at March 11, 2020 09:00 PM (aKsyK)

516 Both parties will be destroyed when this is all over and for the best. Republicans chose markets and the economy over human lives and safety while Dems chose religion Gaia and their religion of SJWism.

Posted by: ok at March 11, 2020 09:00 PM (blKt9)

517 working for the VA

Called to order meds yesterday and the recorded message refers you to a call center and not to come in to emergency if you have symptoms.

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2020 09:00 PM (K22Va)

518 this is Paul Joseph Watson ... yes virus is serious, but must of the drama/hysteria is hype ... to get Trump in the US, in Europe, demands from the apparatchiks is to keep the border open at all cost, even though Russia closed theirs and has little problem.

https://tinyurl.com/rjk6d54

if 10% of the US population got it, and 1% died, that is a lot ... 300,000. 300M ... 30M get it ... 300K.

But I think treatment may improve survival as we learn best drugs, and vulnerable people know to be more careful, we won't let it spread freely like they did in China for months, more may start wearing masks in hot spots ... many reasons it may not be as bad as the flu.

1% get it, 0.5% die ... 15,000 total die. Still a lot ... less than mild flu year.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2020 09:00 PM (Cus5s)

519 But I take it back. THIS defines a Third World country.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 08:56 PM (YqDXo)

The Ganges defines third world

Posted by: REDACTED at March 11, 2020 09:00 PM (rpxSz)

520 Jonah Goldberg has a good idea.

Is it setting himself on fire?

Posted by: Mr. Morango at March 11, 2020 09:00 PM (2N7oZ)

521 ''Is the Pope catholic?

That's debatable.''

True enough. Will have to come up with another qualifier.

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2020 09:00 PM (RueoN)

522 'm going from 340 to 205, my fightin' weight circa 1989. Down to 305, only 100 lbs to go.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 11, 2020 08:04 PM (87EdW)

CONGRATULATIONS! Keep doing what you are doing!

Posted by: FloridaMan at March 11, 2020 09:01 PM (Pwqwc)

523 I also believe they are monitoring social media and phones and gathering all kinds of "interesting" info about human behavior which they will monetize.

Opsec always whilst grey boxing it.....and buy ammo, not toilet paper.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..definitely sitting up and paying attention at March 11, 2020 09:01 PM (DJTWb)

524 I think it's biowarfare agent and it was released by accident. Then again maybe shit just happens.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 09:02 PM (ia+P+)

525

Two of the reasons I will always hate barkey, right there.

That German gal that her and I broke up because I was so ticked off when he got elected,,, yeah. Just. Like. That.
Now tack on some bright green eyes, light brown hair, an Ingrid Bergman face and, well, German...

But that's alright, I still have my guitars,,, and my drums,,, and harmonicas,,, and,,, what the hell am I saying?

I hate you barkey!!

Posted by: teej at March 11, 2020 09:02 PM (FwR7v)

526 Please continue with Milan and Lombardy is 3rd world with 3rd world health care when our country still is having a problem producing tests and testing. We have tested 6k. Iran tests more in 2 days than we have in over 47 days.

Posted by: ok at March 11, 2020 09:03 PM (blKt9)

527 I have the same thoughts. The whole thing when they
locked-down everybody after the Boston Marathon bombing really creeped
me out too at the time.

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2020 08:59 PM (WqPYg)

Yeah I was thinking about exactly that.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 09:04 PM (ia+P+)

528 Is someone going to watch the President so I don;t have to.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2020 09:05 PM (QzF6i)

529 >>Speaking of Germans, Bernie did everything but call Trump a Nazi today. I don't think I ever heard such a compact stream of lies

I saw that. It was a disgusting, stupid display from a dirty old Commie. Its how they talk about people they wish to eliminate. Shameful.

Posted by: Boswell at March 11, 2020 09:05 PM (32YRo)

530 Posted by: ok at March 11, 2020 09:03 PM (blKt9)

Why is Italy so affected while Slovenia, right next door, is not? Or Austria?

What makes Italy so special, or rather, what makes Switzerland so special?

Could it be that Italy is a major landing zone for migrants across the Mediterranean?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 11, 2020 09:07 PM (in24S)

531 Again, Paige has Fappening photos out there. I just accidentally found them. Well worth the effort to make such an accident happen.

And only boobs, she's wearing panties.

But you can observe the boobs and judge the size there and compare to the clothed pics.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 11, 2020 08:54 PM (rCwaK)

Darn work and all it's manifestations.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 11, 2020 09:16 PM (2B9A/)

532 Thank you, Ace, for having the COURAGE to run this important story!

Posted by: Matt_SE at March 11, 2020 09:24 PM (+WSKI)

533 34 Did any of you morons stock up on toilet paper? Stores are all empty here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2020 08:47 PM (b0PgQ)

Yes, because of worries about the supply chain from China. Also got some household goods (dish soap, etc) for the same reason.

Posted by: FloridaMan at March 11, 2020 09:25 PM (Pwqwc)

534 When I am on my deathbed, I wonder if I will look back at times like this and ask: how could you spend so much time on ... tracts of land. Must be nice to be a woman and not give a f*ck.

Posted by: OldGeezer at March 11, 2020 09:29 PM (Pwqwc)

535 Saw Tom Hanks posted positive for Corona Chan. My first question is, how does he get tested? Of course the answer is he is one of our betters

My Eastern European wife says that comfortable people never revolt.

We are about to get very uncomfortable. And the deep state is pissing us off.

Posted by: Morticus Khan at March 11, 2020 09:46 PM (fgP0q)

536 There's a triple bogey in my trousers and I'm driving from the fairway.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2020 10:13 PM (ATCV4)

537 Gee, you guys writin' this page sure know a lot about politics for junior high kids! (Half your readers are sure now that you really are adolescents, if not pre-adolescent.)

Posted by: goolag is not a verb at March 11, 2020 10:14 PM (69DGO)

538 Looking at that lady golfer who is complaining that her giant glands get in the way of her charity events---I'm reminded of the old Buck Owens song that went, "I've got the hongries for your love, and I'm standing in your welfare line".

Hey babe--I'm standing in line for some of that charity work!

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 11, 2020 10:40 PM (NvbIF)

539 Dolly Parton has taken up golfing ? Good thing she had a reduction, eh? :-)

Posted by: ron n. at March 12, 2020 02:42 AM (om5HK)

540 I love it when men show just how fuckin little their brains are

Posted by: Kitty at March 12, 2020 04:34 AM (NLEnr)

541 Standard PR strategy: Create a fake controversy no one cares about. Insert T&A. Follow up with a "You're just jealous because I'm hot" victim speech.

Not that she isn't objectively hot, but it's not going to make me watch more golf, especially women's golf.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 12, 2020 07:41 AM (IHRQq)

542 Looking at the SI video it appears she's just stuffing her bra in the photos, its deceptions like this that caused major issues at the '73 Ace of Spades annual strippers for tots dinner.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 12, 2020 09:09 AM (oyhIW)

543 That is a fine looking woman. She defines "out of your league".

Posted by: Sixr at March 12, 2020 01:30 PM (BU0yU)

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