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Joe Biden's Accelerating Dementia Is a Big Story Even On Sky News Australia

I had been told that it was critically important that we have a president who is not an object of ridicule among the citizens of the world.

Well, they're laughing at Joe Biden in Australia.

Here's a much better video, with much clearer audio, of Sundown Joe's sundowning with the union worker.

Reuters now has to issue a STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING for Ol' Potty-Mouth Joe.

More: CBSNews, probably pressured by the Biden campaign, now softens to say that Biden was "warmly received" except for this Deplorable.

But what about the "TRUMP!" chants, CBS?

I love the NeverTrumpers squealing about how "in command" he seemed in telling his female aide "Shush. Shush."

I mentioned earlier that David French -- who as previously shrieked about Whataboutism a thousand times before -- now deploys Whataboutism to defend Biden's cursing.

Oh I don't care about the cursing -- don't get me wrong.

But sad weakling Sob Sisters like French have been whining about our Precious Discourse for years now.

And now he just says, "But WHATABOUT when Trump does it?"

Protein Wisdom hits this sad c**k:

A "tu quoque" argument is the same thing, basically, as "whataboutism." Tu quoque claims are along the lines of, "You can't criticize me (or the man I'm pushing for president) because, hey, you do it too."

"Twitter Pope."

Very good.

By the way, Twitter Pope and his terrible wife continue their bizarre oversharing. They're both determined to be celebrities.

Shut the fuck up, c**k.

I guess it doesn't count if it's not overshared in public.

Say, you know who used to overshare a lot about his alleged romance? The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker.

We heard a lot about his "Boo."

Posted by: Ace at 06:23 PM




Comments

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1 What?

Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2020 06:24 PM (TpMXn)

2 A first too

Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2020 06:24 PM (TpMXn)

3 Waiting for my tacos

Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2020 06:24 PM (TpMXn)

4 Tu quoques are better than one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 06:25 PM (aKsyK)

5 And to die from the pandemic going on

Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2020 06:25 PM (TpMXn)

6

That pic looks like it's from 1981, not 1996!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 06:25 PM (H95zP)

7 David French was that guy who was the butler on Family Affair, right?

I would've figured him to be long dead by now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 06:25 PM (tLWGd)

8
That's not David French!
That's Chad, from Phi Beta Kappa!

Posted by: MarkY at March 10, 2020 06:25 PM (PHNtd)

9 crikey

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

10 Ah -Yes!


We remember it well.

Posted by: 1000 Swarthy Frenchmen at March 10, 2020 06:25 PM (8FtR3)

11 Juan Williams finds this criticism of Biden "offensive."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 06:25 PM (aKsyK)

12 Talkin bout my Dementation...

Posted by: Jeo The Who Biden at March 10, 2020 06:25 PM (l3+k2)

13 Twitter pope.

Heh.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 06:25 PM (XmV7U)

14 Good Lord, French is an ugly chump

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 06:26 PM (6XlcD)

15
Nancy French: Look at ME! I am the Perfect Couple!


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 06:26 PM (H95zP)

16 Protein Wisdom is still around?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 10, 2020 06:26 PM (eAMlh)

17 >>French is an ugly chump


I want to see Fenelon try and say something nice about that guy...

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:26 PM (8FtR3)

18 Juan Williams finds this criticism of Biden "offensive."

But criticizing Trump 24/7 is okay?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 06:27 PM (6XlcD)

19 And then there's the failed "Joe Pedo" meme in the sidebar. I mean Joepedo.

You're in good hands, Joe. Keep speaking truth to power.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 06:27 PM (x/2Z8)

20
Oh, piss off ya twat.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 06:27 PM (t6XCL)

21 Hello

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 10, 2020 06:27 PM (qe7fY)

22 Nancy and David French's Wedding Cake was what they call a Rusty Baguette.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:27 PM (8FtR3)

23 Juan Williams gets paid to read a script.

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 06:27 PM (l3+k2)

24 A tie with a button down? How uncivilized.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 06:28 PM (XmV7U)

25 I can't bear to watch the Biden vids - on a human level, it's painful

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 06:28 PM (G546f)

26 I don't think that's oversharing. Sounds pretty normal-as normal as two people can be who both use twitter. If they were sharing their sex lives that would be oversharing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 06:28 PM (WI7YS)

27 I can't way to not be pleasured by my husband tonight!



#SeeYaInTheBushesJulio

Posted by: Nancy French at March 10, 2020 06:28 PM (jwWKU)

28 I just sneezed in a jap Restsurant in Alexandria Va. uh oh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 10, 2020 06:28 PM (qe7fY)

29 Sup

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 10, 2020 06:28 PM (1kmUZ)

30 Ewww. She had to have sex with THAT? Shudder.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 06:28 PM (nRWPy)

31 Sorry Nancy, too late to normalize David.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:28 PM (bCLt0)

32 Who is more demented, Joe Biden or David "Cleveland Steamer" French?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 06:28 PM (ifmtJ)

33
Biden told them, adding he is union from "from belt buckle to shoe sole, man."

--------

OK, a couple of things, here.

1.) Biden has never worked a labor job in his life, let alone joined a Union.

2.) Ummmm... what does that even mean, anyway? What kind of Union only needs a guy's legs, butt and weiner?

I'd think the arms and brain would be way more important.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 06:29 PM (AzW6q)

34 I just sneezed in a jap Restsurant in Alexandria Va. uh oh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 10, 2020 06:28 PM (qe7fY)
---------/

I'm glad I'm in another state. Can't be too careful

Posted by: bluebell at March 10, 2020 06:29 PM (otS4n)

35 Protein Wisdom is still around?

I think Jeff had to take a break because of his son's health.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 06:29 PM (XmV7U)

36 Fenelon maybe you're right, but note that a few years ago French shared some bizarre crap about "rules" for him and the wife (or just the wife?) when he deployed to Iraq. Genuinely weird s**t.

Meh. He has nothing of interest to say anyway, like most in his category, so whatever.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2020 06:29 PM (El6T/)

37 Oh, and Joe has got that muddy eyed look. No joke, it is a tell.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:29 PM (bCLt0)

38 Protein Wisdom seems to have gained his wisdom back

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 10, 2020 06:29 PM (1kmUZ)

39 24 years ago, barely knowing each other, @DavidAFrench & I went to France. I bought a dress off the rack and flowers off the street. This spontaneous beginning set the tone for everything - fun, adventurous, and a little nutty when you think about it. I love you, David!


Sooo, did he like the dress?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 06:30 PM (HaL55)

40 I have longer and cleaner nails than her.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 10, 2020 06:30 PM (8eIk8)

41 Big news everywhere but the American MSM

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2020 06:30 PM (ZCEU2)

42 The Craigslist Ad has no doubt been placed.

The Back Door at Casa French is gonna be left unlocked tonight.

Literally and...well, literally.

Happy Anniversary, Baby -

David

Posted by: Note on the Roses at March 10, 2020 06:30 PM (8FtR3)

43 Okay, which of youse sneezed? Dots all over my screen!!

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:30 PM (bCLt0)

44 Biden is gonna crack, soon.

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 06:30 PM (l3+k2)

45 And, I scratch.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 10, 2020 06:30 PM (8eIk8)

46 We're learning what scents we all wore as teens and things were getting interesting then boom...new thread.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 06:30 PM (RueoN)

47 Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2020 06:29 PM (El6T/)

I thought that was somebody else-rules for the wife while he was doing something with the military.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 06:31 PM (WI7YS)

48 NGU did you sneeze into your elbow? Been doing that for eons, only polite. In any case the beheading thing is kind of in the past for Japanese, so you were safe on that front.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2020 06:31 PM (El6T/)

49 2.) Ummmm... what does that even mean, anyway? What kind of Union only needs a guy's legs, butt and weiner?


Brain not needed. "Strong back and a weak mind."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 06:31 PM (HaL55)

50 So can we toss a Bidet on the barbie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 06:31 PM (ZIM8o)

51 We hold these truths to be, you know, the thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)

52 ''Juan Williams gets paid to read a script.''

You are correct.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 06:31 PM (RueoN)

53 My HQ was 2/3 empty today. I hear he pentagon was also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 10, 2020 06:31 PM (qe7fY)

54 Here comes the JOE PEDO! Ready to be kissin' some babies.

Hey, don't be shy!

Posted by: Joe! at March 10, 2020 06:32 PM (ykYG2)

55
Maybe Joe meant to say "hat buckle." He IS from PA and when he was a kid, everyone was still Amish.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 06:32 PM (AzW6q)

56 Brain not needed. "Strong back and a weak mind."

No habla Englis no problemo

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 06:32 PM (6XlcD)

57 35 Protein Wisdom is still around?

I think Jeff had to take a break because of his son's health.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 06:29 PM (XmV7U)

Bear with me here. That's Not one of the various Jeffs that have contributed here, is it?

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:32 PM (bCLt0)

58 33
Biden told them, adding he is union from "from belt buckle to shoe sole, man.


Commie star on his belt buckle. Razor in his shoe.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, aka, 'contagion' at March 10, 2020 06:32 PM (Vy7tf)

59 49 2.) Ummmm... what does that even mean, anyway? What kind of Union only needs a guy's legs, butt and weiner?


Brain not needed. "Strong back and a weak mind."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 06:31 PM (HaL55)

And an open wallet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 06:32 PM (ifmtJ)

60 Union from my sternum to pancreas, man.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 06:32 PM (XmV7U)

61 Joe Biden:

Tanned

Rested

Finger firmly on the nuclear button

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (j3npP)

62 I don't think that's oversharing. Sounds pretty
normal-as normal as two people can be who both use twitter. If they were
sharing their sex lives that would be oversharing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 06:28 PM (WI7YS)

It would NEVER occur to me to tweet my "romance" in any way. Why would you do that? Who is your audience? Why would I want strangers on the internet to know anything about that and why would I want to tell it? It's creepy.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (nRWPy)

63 remember when our betters told us "perception mattered more than reality"? well serve it back to them

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (0O7c5)

64 Sooo, did he like the dress?

I'm sure he loved it. If anything she had a hard time talking him out of taking it off.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (ykYG2)

65 talking him into, I meant.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (ykYG2)

66
That is a very healthy and passionate heterosexual relationship, and I should know!!!

Posted by: Liberace at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (PbpT7)

67 Oversharing.,,I f*ing hate that. Just thought I share that with everyone.,,,,

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (rco8e)

68 That Sky News clip is classic. The sheila has the perfect accent, I thought she was going to call Joe a bloody old Seppo.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

69 In that wedding picture she's holding the gift wrapped strap-on dildo she pounded into his squeak hole. Fun memories!

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (bML9A)

70 53 My HQ was 2/3 empty today. I hear he pentagon was also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 10, 2020 06:31 PM (qe7fY)

Is that a BAD thing, NGU?

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (bCLt0)

71 Gonna get real difficult to explain away the pants around the shuffling legs, sagging depends and glassy 1000 yard stare that's right around the corner in Punchy Joe's future - but our whackadoodle media will give it a real try.

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (32YRo)

72 "Tu quoque monsieur" is what the French call a grilled ham and cheese sammich, I think.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (tLWGd)

73 We hold these truth to be self evident that all men are created equal and endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights.

from memory did I get close??

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

74 Oh, I always remember that Beto is a furry, but it actually skipped my mind he also played a fake Mexican on TV.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (9hauA)

75 ''NGU did you sneeze into your elbow?''

First song my darling granddaughter learned in preschool: "Sneeze in your elbow won't you please. So you don't get germs all over me."'

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (RueoN)

76 30 Ewww. She had to have sex with THAT? Shudder.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 06:28 PM (nRWPy)

She settled. Hard.

No wonder she seeks a Bull

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (ifmtJ)

77 61 Joe Biden:

Tanned

Rested

Finger firmly on the nuclear button
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (j3npP)

Do you want to play Tic Tac Toe?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (JFO2v)

78 The Aussie media is doing the job American media just won't do?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (0OmEj)

79 73 We hold these truth to be self evident that all men are created equal and endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights.

No, no... Its certain alien rights

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (6XlcD)

80 Will leave it to others (ace?) to settle, but Fenelon think it was French, talking about rules for his wife while he was off lawyering the Jaysh al-Qaidat fi Balad al Rufidayn* into submission in Iraq. Well actually he didn't contribute much to that, I'm guessing, as a JAG.

* al Qaeda's kinda dogshit outfit in Iraq that got crushed easily once obvious methods were applied

Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (El6T/)

81 If only Biden's handlers had insisted he visit with the Conyers or Dingell families for the entirety of his trip to Michigan, things might have gone better.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (ch6++)

82 The heterosexual heat wafting off that picture nearly scorched my eyes !!!

Posted by: Paul Lynde at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (PbpT7)

83 tubal: Jeff Goldstein would come in here a few times to talk but mostly stuck to his own blog. He went #nevertrump for a bit but I think he's back.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (ykYG2)

84 The only thing missing in that picture is David French's Messenger Bag.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (8FtR3)

85 He misspoke. He meant, "From belt onion to shoe sole, man."

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (l3+k2)

86 That first video I was not expecting. How come Australia gets journalism?

I swear I watched the original Corn Pop video several times POSTIVE that it was a Bad Lip Reading joke.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (asM0l)

87 I just sneezed in a jap Restsurant in Alexandria Va. uh oh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 10, 2020 06:28 PM (qe7fY)

Foxchase or old town?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 06:35 PM (nRWPy)

88 >>72 "Tu quoque monsieur" is what the French call a grilled ham and cheese sammich, I think.

are they any good?

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:35 PM (PbpT7)

89 69 In that wedding picture she's holding the gift wrapped strap-on dildo she pounded into his squeak hole. Fun memories!
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (bML9A)

la pegging

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 06:35 PM (JFO2v)

90 Protip. Got a cold? Carry a handkerchief.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:35 PM (bCLt0)

91 Cover for, limit exposure, slip right into the convention as overall front runner

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2020 06:35 PM (ZCEU2)

92 Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (nRWPy)

I don't know. Doesn't seem that weird to me. Some people including me share personal details on here, so why wouldn't a married couple do that on Twitter? I really think it depends on what you share.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 06:35 PM (WI7YS)

93 Joe Biden:

Tanned

Rested

Finger firmly on the nuclear button
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (j3npP)
-------

Reminds me of when Biden was VP and traveling with Obama, and pointed out the guy who was holding the"nuclear football," fior some reason. The poor guy looked distinctly uncomfortable.

Posted by: bluebell at March 10, 2020 06:35 PM (otS4n)

94 >>>84 The only thing missing in that picture is David French's Messenger Bag.

always with the gay jokes.

So base.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:35 PM (PbpT7)

95 Is that a BAD thing, NGU?
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (bCLt0

No but if more people pop positive for this virus I am pretty sure they are gonna tell us to work from home

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 10, 2020 06:36 PM (qe7fY)

96 You are thinking of Tu Pac Monsieur, the French Rapper.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:36 PM (8FtR3)

97 "Tu quoque monsieur" is what the French call a grilled ham and cheese sammich, I think.

are they any good?

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:35 PM (PbpT7)

-------

Ace, It's a hot ham-and-cheese sandwich.

Yes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 06:36 PM (AzW6q)

98 Finger firmly on the nuclear button

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (j3npP)

The staff at the WH will come into the underground command center too late and find Joe banging the big red button with his forehead and mumbling "rosebud...rosebud"

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 06:36 PM (32YRo)

99 > That's Not one of the various Jeffs that have contributed here, is it?

Old-school classic liberal (a real one, like the Founders, not the communists who call themselves "liberals" today). I used to enjoy his blog a lot until he got busy with other stuff and his coblogger couldn't think of anything to write about except gay marriage. Over, and over, and over again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 06:36 PM (tLWGd)

100 83 tubal: Jeff Goldstein would come in here a few times to talk but mostly stuck to his own blog. He went #nevertrump for a bit but I think he's back.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (ykYG2)

Thanks, BTH.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:36 PM (bCLt0)

101 DNC staffers need to get a shocking dog collar for Joe before they let him out in public.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 10, 2020 06:36 PM (likHQ)

102 79 73 We hold these truth to be self evident that all men are created equal and endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights.

No, no... Its certain alien rights
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (6XlcD)

The right to take over with pods?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 06:36 PM (JFO2v)

103 I actually just started carrying a handkerchief instead of a pack of tissues. Bought 5, when one gets used, into the wash it goes.

Working out good, so far.

I feel so old, though

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 06:36 PM (ifmtJ)

104 So can we toss a Bidet on the barbie?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 06:31 PM (ZIM8o)
.........

Those old Barbies can be worth something, man.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

105 >>>
Ace, It's a hot ham-and-cheese sandwich.

Yes.

...


isn't there an egg, too?

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:37 PM (PbpT7)

106 Foxchase or old town?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 06:35 PM (nRWP

Near king street

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 10, 2020 06:37 PM (qe7fY)

107 Gonna go finish the 45 Colt reloading. Garage is a virus-secure facility (making that up). Gonna have a cheese stick before I start.

(examples of over-sharing)

Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2020 06:37 PM (El6T/)

108 The word will be a better place when David French leaves it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2020 06:37 PM (pw+jk)

109 Slow Joe, getting slower. He sure has pushed Bernie out of the news tho.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 10, 2020 06:37 PM (CAJL/)

110 Isn't a croq monseiur (sp?) dipped in egg and fried?

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:37 PM (8FtR3)

111 Trump slurs his words? Or does he speak quickly, and French can't tell the difference?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 10, 2020 06:37 PM (naEeR)

112 > are they any good?

Never had one. They look pretty tasty though.

https://tinyurl.com/y7kea5cj

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 06:37 PM (tLWGd)

113 isn't there an egg, too?

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:37 PM (PbpT7)

------

Croque Monsieur can be with or without egg.

Go egg.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (AzW6q)

114 To my knowledge, Uncle Joe has never said pussy. To my knowledge. On a day ending in "i".

Posted by: Davey French at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (EgshT)

115 Joe is thisclose to being a homeless guy in Dupont Circle arguing with the rats and pigeons.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (gAXBD)

116 I'm glad it worked out for them, but the Twitter Pope's wife should not be encouraging young women to up and marry strangers. If they are meant to be be they can get to know each other better for at least a few months before getting hitched.

SMH.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (9hauA)

117
I've got a shotgun, a rifle, and a half-wheel drive, a Biden can survive.

Posted by: Uncle Joe at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (rCwaK)

118 A toilet is clearly visible in that Aussie report above. Behind the newscaster and to her left. I want her to give it a flush so I can see which way the water swirls!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, aka, 'contagion' at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (Vy7tf)

119 Always go egg.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (8FtR3)

120 Isn't a croq monseiur (sp?) dipped in egg and fried?

Yup with powdered sugar and jam

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (6XlcD)

121 I feel so old, though
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you.


Not old, Mark


classy as fuck

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (d7Ww2)

122 Tu quoque monsieur" is what the French call a grilled ham and cheese sammich, I think.



are they any good?





Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:35 PM (PbpT7)

It's no Royale with Cheese.

Posted by: 'Murican Burgerist at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (q1Pj5)

123 Is a fried egg a sandwich?

Fight me.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (Qf83p)

124

After a while, senility is too tough to hide.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (sy5kK)

125 Also, it's hardly a surprise that people sometimes marry people who are less attractive than they are and love them anyway. I don't really follow all this David French stuff. I just know he's a virulent Never Trumper who thinks nobody can vote for Trump and be a Christian-which is a ridiculous idea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (WI7YS)

126 120 Isn't a croq monseiur (sp?) dipped in egg and fried?

Yup with powdered sugar and jam
Posted by: It's me donna

I thought that was a monte cristo

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)

127 Pentagon efficiency up 80%

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (ZIM8o)

128 The word will be a better place when David French leaves it.

A goodly portion of my sanity already has.

Posted by: Davey French at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (EgshT)

129 So, have GamGam's doctors contracted with the Bidet campaign on a drug protocol to keep Choo-Choo Joey chugging along? I swear to God, the strategy is to get Kamala in there, Joey resigns after a month or 2, and the takeover will be complete.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (7Fj9P)

130 >>Yup with powdered sugar and jam


No Maple Syrup?


CBD will be sad.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (8FtR3)

131 Need a new name for NeverTrump. I nominate "Biden's Minstrels" after Sir Robin's minstrels in Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail. They just follow Joe around (figuratively) and sing his praises 24/7.

Posted by: I Have Questions at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (BvNzB)

132 they had le grands at the reception

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (JFO2v)

133 I've been thinking about identifying as a 7 girl non Asian girl so COVID-19 will leave me unharmed. Isn't that how the science works?

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (tUJuT)

134 News is all about people put out by the inconvenience of being possible carriers of a disease that could kill millions. Or possibly kill nobody.

Posted by: klaftern at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (RuIsu)

135 https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/croque-monsieur

"bechamel," some kind of milk and butter sauce, not an egg

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (PbpT7)

136 The Aussie media is doing the job American media just won't do?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (0OmEj)
........

Yep, and I was happy to see the sheila laughing after all the gaffe clips, there is hope for the world.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

137
Is a fried egg a sandwich?

Fight me.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (Qf83p)

------

Oh shit we are having an online sandwich convo, aren't we?

OK - Is Captain Marvel a hot dog or not, people?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (AzW6q)

138 I thought that was a monte cristo

I think you're right

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (6XlcD)

139 Gonna get real difficult to explain away the pants
around the shuffling legs, sagging depends and glassy 1000 yard stare
that's right around the corner in Punchy Joe's future - but our
whackadoodle media will give it a real try.

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 06:33 PM (32YRo)


I think when he starts shitting in his hands and flinging it like a monkey it will be game over.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2020 06:40 PM (9Om/r)

140 The left is really going to try out their ANYONE OTHER THEN TRUMP strategy.

Say what you want about Mayor Cheat, Senator Salad Comb and Secret Agent Tulsi - but none of them are senile....

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2020 06:40 PM (WdocV)

141 Thought croque monsieur was just a grilled cheese with ham.

Damn, been making killer grilled cheese lately, perfect after-gym lunch (salty). We keep changing breads week over week, cheese slices too, so lots of variety. Bacon occasionally sub'd for ham - with predictable results.

Now I want more than a cheese stick.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2020 06:40 PM (El6T/)

142 (as VP)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 10, 2020 06:40 PM (7Fj9P)

143 I thought they were called a Denver Sammich.

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 06:40 PM (l3+k2)

144 it's the Croque *Madame* that has the egg

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alexandra-

guarnaschelli/croque-madame-sandwich-recipe-1922870

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:40 PM (PbpT7)

145 lions and tigers and bears ... Oh My

dementia and bravado and strokes ... Oh My.

or "it could be a tumor" (helpful kindergartner)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2020 06:40 PM (Cus5s)

146 127 Pentagon efficiency up 80%
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (ZIM8o)

If they all die then 100%

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

147 137
Is a fried egg a sandwich?

Fight me.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (Qf83p)

------

Oh shit we are having an online sandwich convo, aren't we?

OK - Is Captain Marvel a hot dog or not, people?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (AzW6q)

Well, she has no buns....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 06:40 PM (ifmtJ)

148 121 I feel so old, though
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you.


Not old, Mark


classy as fuck
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (d7Ww2)

Aye. To really go hoity toity, tuck it in your shirt sleeve. And one in your shirt pocket.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:40 PM (bCLt0)

149 22 Nancy and David French's Wedding Cake


Did they have the little figurines at the top, Nancy and her Bull, with David on his knees with that wanting look on his face?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 06:40 PM (sy5kK)

150 All these people saying Trump is experiencing cognitive decline like Biden are either dishonest or delusional (or both). Speaking in an unconventional way that offends our betters is not the same thing as what we are witnessing with Biden.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 06:40 PM (9hauA)

151 >>"bechamel," some kind of milk and butter sauce, not an egg


bechamel is a good sauce to have in your arsenal.

And achievable. You don't need a fucking duck press to make it.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:41 PM (8FtR3)

152 >>>but the Twitter Pope's wife should not be encouraging young women to up and marry strangers.

Especially strangers claiming to have lost all their clothes in a luggage mishap - PERV!

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 06:41 PM (32YRo)

153 so everyone knows the best breakfast sandwich is made with Taylor pork roll right?

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

154 Isn't Croque Madam with a fried egg on top?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 10, 2020 06:41 PM (a4qVe)

155 Nah. A Monte Cristo was a car in the 1970s.

Oh, and you're full of shit.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Academy of Earwax Studies at March 10, 2020 06:41 PM (gAXBD)

156 Who the hell is Mister Croque?

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:41 PM (bCLt0)

157 Slow Joe, getting slower. He sure has pushed Bernie out of the news tho.
Posted by: zeera BMGG
--

Bernie's payments are probably starting to roll in.

At the next 'debate', Joe will simply agree with Bernie about everything, then one-up him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 06:41 PM (CDGwz)

158 That's right. I forgot about the Madame.

That's the one I always go with.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:41 PM (8FtR3)

159 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 06:40 PM (sy5kK)

Oh god the visual on this is horrifying.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 10, 2020 06:41 PM (1kmUZ)

160 86 That first video I was not expecting. How come Australia gets journalism?

I swear I watched the original Corn Pop video several times POSTIVE that it was a Bad Lip Reading joke.
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 06:34 PM (asM0l)

I can't imagine how it would be different if it were a BLR vid

Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 06:41 PM (Izzlo)

161 Dumb ass Pony Soldier you're full of shit. You want to take it outside? I can eat my weight in Mentos, man. My leg hair turned blonde at the thought of Corn Pop bringing a chain instead of a razor, man. I can beat you anyday in three man arm wrestling. You horse's ass. It was a big fuckin' deal when me and Barack O'Biden's father crossed that bridge between Selma and Soweto, we freed Mandela from his chains. Word as a Biden. Story book, Jack. Fat.

Posted by: Joe Biden no malarkey at March 10, 2020 06:42 PM (YbOg0)

162 Bechamel, on a croque monsieur? Been an eternity since I was in Fwahnce, don't recall. But first time over there, on the way to Russia!!! many many eons ago, first thing I remember eating, in a cafe. Outstanding.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2020 06:42 PM (El6T/)

163 ace, any new Lucrezia vids? What does she think of the virus situation?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 06:42 PM (G546f)

164 73 We hold these truth to be self evident that all men are created equal and endowed by their Creator

Shorter, more to the, er, point.

Posted by: Caliban at March 10, 2020 06:42 PM (QE8X6)

165
Yup, once you have the roux down, bechamel is easy and makes most things better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 06:42 PM (AzW6q)

166 Crocque Monsieur is what happens when a Frenchman testifies against me.

Posted by: Hillary at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (gAXBD)

167 Well, she has no buns....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


My anaconda shall eschew.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (Qf83p)

168 but the Twitter Pope's wife should not be encouraging young women...


Because he might turn out to be the kind of guy who makes you not talk to men if he's on travel.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (nRWPy)

169 We need to start shouting out sandwich names!

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (bCLt0)

170 Mrs. French is surprisingly humanoid in appearance.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (sWM8x)

171 I can't bear to watch the Biden vids - on a human level, it's painful
Posted by: vmom 2020 at

I noticed in one picture, his eyes. He looks lost and scared.

Towards the end of dad's life, I saw that look. Dad died of brain cancer. Quietly at home.

What they are doing to that asshole Biden is awful.

Posted by: Infidel at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (XG6D3)

172 >>Yup, once you have the roux down, bechamel is easy and makes most things better.

Cream Spinach w/ every meal once you learn to get it right.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (8FtR3)

173 Bfast sammich hack

Mickeys

Biscuit

round egg

real egg vs fake egg

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (JFO2v)

174 >>classy as fuck
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (d7Ww2)

Now that is a simile I never considered before. Or is it a metaphor?

Posted by: Caliban at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (QE8X6)

175
Sundown you better take care
If I find you been creepin' 'round my back hairs ♫

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (T0djb)

176 CUBAN!

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (8FtR3)

177 That wedding picture tho.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

178 or "it could be a tumor" (helpful kindergartner)
Posted by: illiniwek
=====

The miracle of statistics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (CDGwz)

179 Reading that bit about the French's wedding made me think of when I was married. I've only been married once. We did the Justice of the Peace thing at the City-County Building in Indy because I was an atheist at the time and would've felt hypocritical getting married in a church. My now ex-wife's best friend was our witness. She threw rice at us as we left the office and accidentally showered a bunch of orange jump-suited prisoners on their way to court. We used rings bought in a pawn shop on the way.

Although our marriage fell apart five years later, we were young and in love and on that day didn't care about any of that.

Posted by: troyriser at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (E2EAq)

180 https://tinyurl.com/tpnjgkq

Posted by: Trump's campaign ad against Biden, oughta be at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (ldmQR)

181 Most of their whataboutisms are illogical comparisons in the first place.

Posted by: No one at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (2DOZq)

182 174 >>classy as fuck
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (d7Ww2)

Now that is a simile I never considered before. Or is it a metaphor?
Posted by: Caliban at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (QE8X6)

It's a Broadway musical! And YOU are the human.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (ifmtJ)

183 Does discussing sandwiches make us gay?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)

184 What they are doing to that asshole Biden is awful.
Posted by: Infidel at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (XG6D3)

That's very empathetic of you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (WI7YS)

185 Oh shit we are having an online sandwich convo, aren't we?

OK - Is Captain Marvel a hot dog or not, people?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 06:39 PM (AzW6q)

Well, she has no buns....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 06:40 PM (ifmtJ)


See? With responses like that, you aren't old.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (sy5kK)

186 169 We need to start shouting out sandwich names!
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (bCLt0)

rye
corn beef
sour kraut

TADA

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (JFO2v)

187 Hoagie!!

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (bCLt0)

188 a fried egg on a cheeseburger is the bomb

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (d7Ww2)

189 >>Does discussing sandwiches make us gay?


Crocs Monsieur

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (8FtR3)

190 If you put beetroots on yer burger, is it still a sandwich, mate?

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

191 Dunno, ace, bacon and cheese du jour and good bread make a killer b'fast sandwich too.

Truth is almost all variations are good, as long as one sticks to Civilized Ingredients. No ketchup, for example. Though I've found brown deli mustard adds a nice kick to grilled cheese.

When I have the balsamic red onion relish I make for burgers, that's also good on grilled cheese.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (El6T/)

192 I thought it was wise for Bernie and Bidey to cancel their rallies due to the coronavirus.

At their ages you can't be too careful.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (Bwqq4)

193 183 Does discussing sandwiches make us gay?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)


Not until someone starts telling mayonnaise jokes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (sy5kK)

194 Or is it just garbage?

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

195
Sooo what happens if Sanders and Biden were to "suddenly drop out" before the convention for whatever reason?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (t6XCL)

196 Notice how quick to anger Biden gets. This kind of outburst is also a sign that he is in early dementia.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (r+sAi)

197 Gonna get real difficult to explain away the pants around the shuffling legs, sagging depends and glassy 1000 yard stare that's right around the corner in Punchy Joe's future

Belt buckle to shoe sole, man...

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (n/eZB)

198 I wonder how Nancy French smells? I'd like to get a good whiff of the nape of her neck.

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (U67az)

199 Po Boy!

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (gAXBD)

200 We need to start shouting out sandwich names!
Posted by: tubal
-------------

Tuna!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (CDGwz)

201 >>>163 ace, any new Lucrezia vids? What does she think of the virus situation?

she has only made a couple of videos the past few weeks. I don't remember her posting anything about the WuFlu.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (PbpT7)

202 Croque Monsieur can be with or without egg.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 06:38 PM (AzW6q)

It's called a Croque Madame when i's served with an egg.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (dLLD6)

203 any new Lucrezia vids?

I hear the roar of a big machine . . .

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (ykYG2)

204 Best or worst whataboutism?

https://youtu.be/OzQKECQgjW8

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (ifmtJ)

205 ''Does discussing sandwiches make us gay?''

Nah. CBD will be proud that we take our food choices so seriously.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (RueoN)

206 bechamel is a good sauce to have in your arsenal.

And achievable. You don't need a fucking duck press to make it.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:41 PM (8FtR3)

That's Daffy!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, aka, 'contagion' at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (Vy7tf)

207 Miracle Whip!

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (l3+k2)

208 I may have missed some moron pointing this out already, but doesn't David French have a Vincent Schiavelli (when he was younger - like in One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest) vibe going on?

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (vkS2Z)

209 and I had a reuben today, made by the ladies at the polish deli down the street.

omg. they make their own snausages and head cheese and bologna.

sooooo goood

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (d7Ww2)

210 #7!

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:46 PM (8FtR3)

211 Bacon, Arugula, and Tomato!

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:46 PM (bCLt0)

212 >>It's a Broadway musical! And YOU are the human.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (ifmtJ)

At last!

Posted by: Caliban at March 10, 2020 06:46 PM (QE8X6)

213
Controversial golfer Paige Spiranac shows off her golf skills in Daisy Dukes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnawhlJoJpc

She likes to get balls in her hole.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 06:46 PM (rCwaK)

214 Does discussing sandwiches make us gay?
Posted by: JackStraw



Supergay.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 06:46 PM (Qf83p)

215
We need to start shouting out sandwich names!
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (bCLt0)

-------

French Madame between Craigslist Drifters!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 06:46 PM (AzW6q)

216 What they are doing to that asshole Biden is awful.
Posted by: Infidel



Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind. Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 06:46 PM (T0djb)

217 Oh...fvck. You people always beat me to it...no matter what it is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2020 06:46 PM (dLLD6)

218 I noticed in one picture, his eyes. He looks lost and scared.
^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
He has fallen off the end of the table. It's going to get crazy. I really do think they're planning on him abdicating immediately after he gets into office. Probably after EO'ing a bunch of horrendous shit.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 10, 2020 06:46 PM (7Fj9P)

219 'What they are doing to that asshole Biden is awful.'

That pretty much covers the situation, as I see it, also.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 06:47 PM (ykYG2)

220 Panini!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 06:47 PM (axyOa)

221 Cluck Trent worked for the duck press.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, aka, 'contagion' at March 10, 2020 06:47 PM (Vy7tf)

222 We need to start shouting out sandwich names!
Posted by: tubal


Philly Cheese Steak!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 06:47 PM (T0djb)

223 203 any new Lucrezia vids?

I hear the roar of a big machine . . .
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (ykYG2)

We're ALL slaves to a big machine

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 06:47 PM (ifmtJ)

224 217 Oh...fvck. You people always beat me to it...no matter what it is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2020 06:46 PM (dLLD6)

Are we going to be punished tomorrow??

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:47 PM (bCLt0)

225 188 a fried egg on a cheeseburger is the bomb
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 06:44 PM (d7Ww2)

Argentina is for you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 06:47 PM (JFO2v)

226 Yup, once you have the roux down, bechamel is easy and makes most things better.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 06:42

Add cheese and you have a hot brown.


Fen, I really do feel sorry for him. He's never been a nice person, but no one deserves this.

Posted by: Infidel at March 10, 2020 06:47 PM (XG6D3)

227 And French still has a limp, flaccid dick.

Add that to the story, honey.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 06:47 PM (XN+73)

228 >>> 24 years ago, barely knowing each other, @DavidAFrench & I went to France.

They overshared their courtship too. All her family was like don't do it! don't! Cannot say now I blamed them. They also overshared that after getting married they settled in the Gramercy Park area of NYC and acted like they were poor newlyweds. Oh, please. Even in the era they married that would have been an expensive part of town. They are full of baloney.

Posted by: LizLem at March 10, 2020 06:47 PM (hvf9s)

229 What happened to his 'No Malarkey' tour?

Sounds like Malarkey to me.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 10, 2020 06:47 PM (gAXBD)

230 6 That pic looks like it's from 1981, not 1996!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 06:25 PM (H95zP)

---------------------------------

I had a similar thought. I could pull out a bunch of photos from the late 70s/early 80s, and throw that one into a pile, and you'd never guess it was 15 years later.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 10, 2020 06:47 PM (CAJOC)

231 That chick in the Biden video is a One.

I want to 'tell her of the waters of my home world' (IFYWIMAITYD) as she talks to me with that accent of hers.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 10, 2020 06:48 PM (ufFY8)

232 Their marriage had so many obstacles that it seems like God was trying to prevent it from happening

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 10, 2020 06:48 PM (h1jJh)

233 169 We need to start shouting out sandwich names!
---
Billy, don't be a gyro
Don't be a fool with my wife...

Posted by: David French at March 10, 2020 06:48 PM (sWM8x)

234 172 >>Yup, once you have the roux down, bechamel is easy and makes most things better.

Cream Spinach w/ every meal once you learn to get it right.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (8FtR3)

Put this between lasagna noodles and bake until bubbly.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, aka, 'contagion' at March 10, 2020 06:48 PM (Vy7tf)

235 ''We need to start shouting out sandwich names! ''

Bologna and pickle relish on rye. (My favorite as a grade schooler. My grandmother is the only one who made them for me.)

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 06:48 PM (RueoN)

236 I noticed in one picture, his eyes. He looks lost and scared.
^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
He has fallen off the end of the table. It's going to get crazy. I really do think they're planning on him abdicating immediately after he gets into office. Probably after EO'ing a bunch of horrendous shit.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin


Thursday, January 21st, 2021.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 06:48 PM (T0djb)

237 Joe Biden looks like he should be wearing a sandwich board.

Posted by: No one at March 10, 2020 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

238 Apropos of nothing, I started to make Kombucha as a soda replacement, it's damn good and it does have a bit of an alcohol effect with a lot fewer calories.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2020 06:48 PM (FVrDO)

239 Eggs on top of a steak seems big in much of Latin America. Don't recall that much in Brazil, except in the far south. Argies didn't do it. Reminds me, need to keep an eye out for the thin-cut steak on sale to make a milanesa, have never done it, one of my staples in my time in Brazil.'

Got some thin-cut chicken breast recently, finally did pollo al limone using fresh Meyers from the yard. Damn close to what I remember in Italy. Very good. I pounded the scallopini a bit even though they were thin, because pounding meat.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2020 06:48 PM (El6T/)

240 Manwich!

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:48 PM (8FtR3)

241 227 And French still has a limp, flaccid dick.

Add that to the story, honey.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 06:47 PM (XN+73)



French Dip!!

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:48 PM (bCLt0)

242 Wow, Sky News Australia for the win!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2020 06:48 PM (wiXsO)

243 Also, it's hardly a surprise that people sometimes marry people who are less attractive than they are and love them anyway. I don't really follow all this David French stuff. I just know he's a virulent Never Trumper who thinks nobody can vote for Trump and be a Christian-which is a ridiculous idea.


Christians value truth, even if there's an occasional bad word around it. PDT speaks the truth, IMHO. I've worked with guys just like him over the years.

That' why the left can't stand him: they know they're liars and they know he know it. So do the rest of us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 06:48 PM (HaL55)

244 Is Zooey Bechamel still hot?

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 06:49 PM (Qf83p)

245 Vegemite!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 10, 2020 06:49 PM (7Fj9P)

246 End of story!

Posted by: JoJo at March 10, 2020 06:49 PM (l3+k2)

247 213
Controversial golfer Paige Spiranac shows off her golf skills in Daisy Dukes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnawhlJoJpc

She likes to get balls in her hole.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 06:46 PM (rCwaK)

Subscribed.

This is relevant to my interests

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 06:49 PM (ifmtJ)

248 Waitress!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at March 10, 2020 06:49 PM (8FtR3)

249 By July, Joe will just want to sit in the corner with a bowl of tapioca pudding and talk to the ghosts only he can see.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at March 10, 2020 06:49 PM (bML9A)

250 This morning on talk radio played a clip of Crazy Old Joe just dumb struck on all the endorsements he was getting from Booker, Kameltoe, Mayor Bloomberg, Klobutcher.
Had no idea why all the support was coming.

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2020 06:49 PM (ZCEU2)

251 >>>Eggs on top of a steak seems big in much of Latin America.

and in Eggs & Legs strip clubs

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

252 Wifie used to be a caregiver she said that its not uncommon for dementia patients to say n do sexually inappropriate things. This might be part of Joe's hair thing and can progress. I'm sure his handlers freak out during these public interactions.

Posted by: Hi Low Yo! at March 10, 2020 06:49 PM (nzKWW)

253 Ask Joe about the No No Square.

Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2020 06:49 PM (Y274z)

254 Yup, once you have the roux down, bechamel is easy and makes most things better.


Told my kids that the casserole was made with a roux and they wanted to know about kanga.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (nRWPy)

255 The only courtship story by a conservative blogger worth reading is Robert J. Avrech's "How I Married Karen." Such a great series. Over at Seraphic Press.

The Frenches are no Robert and Karen.

Posted by: LizLem at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (hvf9s)

256 Oh...fvck. You people always beat me to it...no matter what it is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2020 06:46 PM (dLLD6)

Are we going to be punished tomorrow??
Posted by: tubal


Nekkid fat man on Ottoman!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (T0djb)

257 I can't wait for the debate when Biden tells Trump he's full of shit on National TV.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (Bwqq4)

258 Best sammich

Solitaire
Me
Vesper

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (JFO2v)

259 I love Rita.

I wonder if French told his wife before they were married that he being the man had the right to screw broads on the side?

Posted by: MHK at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (iQIUe)

260 Personally I can't wait for President Biden to declare war on robots if elected.

That's why I already have my robot insurance....

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (WdocV)

261 When is a sandwich not a sandwich?
When it's Vegemite.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

262 I read this a minute ago, i climaxed during the 2nd half.

Posted by: Sleepy Joe at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (YLba1)

263 The vast majority of the time your parents tell you not to marry someone (assuming they aren't crazy parents), I think you should seriously consider what they are saying.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (9hauA)

264 W A I T R E S S ! ! ! ! !

Posted by: Ted Kennedy and Chris Todd at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (gAXBD)

265 250 This morning on talk radio played a clip of Crazy Old Joe just dumb struck on all the endorsements he was getting from Booker, Kameltoe, Mayor Bloomberg, Klobutcher.
Had no idea why all the support was coming.

Especially since he thinks he's running for the Senate

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (6XlcD)

266 Best sandwich is the turkey on white with mayo and pepper the day after Thanksgiving.

Posted by: No one at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (2DOZq)

267
What's the bird outside right now that goes HOO..HOO..Hoo..hoo, over and over?

(it's not an owl!)

Or is it and owl? I dunno.
Holy shit, is it an owl??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (H95zP)

268 171 I can't bear to watch the Biden vids - on a human level, it's painful
Posted by: vmom 2020 at

I noticed in one picture, his eyes. He looks lost and scared.

Towards the end of dad's life, I saw that look. Dad died of brain cancer. Quietly at home.

What they are doing to that asshole Biden is awful.
Posted by: Infidel at March 10, 2020 06:43 PM (XG6D3)



Thanks, morons, you said it perfectly about Joe Biden.

This is beyond politics, it is now about simple humanity for a fellow human being.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 06:51 PM (sy5kK)

269 Ham and melted chedder cheese, spicy mustard, lettuce, tomato, nice crisp hoagie bread.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2020 06:51 PM (r+sAi)

270 Ask Joe if he likes waitress sandwiches.

Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2020 06:51 PM (Y274z)

271 240 Manwich!
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:48 PM (8FtR3)

thats not a smmich

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 06:51 PM (JFO2v)

272 It has got to be costing French a fortune to have that wench serviced. Poor Bull!

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 10, 2020 06:51 PM (yhf6w)

273 261 When is a sandwich not a sandwich?
When it's Vegemite.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (v0R5T)


Stuff is nasty. Nutella nasty.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:51 PM (bCLt0)

274 Biden was prone to embarrassing comments for years. He came close to shifting the conversation from Romney's dog in 2012 when he blurted out "I'm gonna give you the whole load" to a room full of reporters... who all groaned.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 06:51 PM (ykYG2)

275 I may have missed some moron pointing this out
already, but doesn't David French have a Vincent Schiavelli (when he was
younger - like in One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest) vibe going on?

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (vkS2Z)


He does! And that tie?! This was in '96? My husband has never, ever worn an ugly tie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

276 My Grandma and Mom made our grilled cheese sandwiches w/Welch's grape jelly smeared on top. It was good.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 10, 2020 06:51 PM (7Fj9P)

277 I had egg salad sammishes today.

Was good. Used a mix of yellow mustard and sweet and hot mustard from Trader Joe's.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 06:51 PM (ifmtJ)

278 ''We need to start shouting out sandwich names! ''

Bologna and pickle relish on rye.


I think he means shouting them at Biden. Like someone proposed asking him last night (from memory): "yeah, but will you pan frisky the watermelon slide?"

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 06:51 PM (asM0l)

279
It goes Woo Woo, woo woo woo.

Two loud woos or hoos, then trails off with two soft woos.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 06:51 PM (H95zP)

280 OK, finally checked the Spiranac stuff. Wow.

Gotta go reload, forget what I saw.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2020 06:51 PM (El6T/)

281 Vegemite is vile!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (0OmEj)

282 Thin sliced vidalia, Kaboom, and candle wax on pumpernickel

Posted by: Sandwich making with an undermedicated psychotic at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (ldmQR)

283
I certainly like to cop a cheeky root with Paige Spiranic.

And I love her beach golfing. It's like beach volleyball, but with golf. This needs to be a thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (rCwaK)

284 I'm old enough to remember when the MSM freaked out over the possibility of Trump misspelling something in a tweet would lead to WW3. But the fact that Biden can't even manage to properly pronounce his own last name....no biggie.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (BJKQV)

285 Twitter Pope and his terrible wife continue their bizarre oversharing

For soem reason, the Left just looooooooves oversharing.

The ultimate example is from leftist author Muchael Chabon and his ultra-leftist wife Ayelet Waldman, who CONSTANTLY share-brags about the most INTIMATE details of thier lives, in every imaginable format: interviews, non-fiction books, tweets, essays, radio shows, you name it. She'll describe the mechanics of their every sex act, describe the sounds he maks whio masturbatoing, describes how she abuses her children, transcribes their pillow talk verbatim, discusses her suicide attempts, how strecthed-out her vagina is, and on and an and on. And guess what? For al this, she is APPLAUDED by her leftie fans. She has turned their personal lives into an X-rated soap opera.

This is the way culture is going in New Leftist Culture. Half of all YouTube channels are people trying to make celebrities out of themselves by narrating their daily lives.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (N9G0H)

286 Cheeseburger!

Posted by: 'Murican Burgerist at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (q1Pj5)

287 When is a sandwich not a sandwich?


When it's a waitress?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (T0djb)

288 Linguist Lakoff (also the "you didn't build that" guy, I think) wrote a detailed article about Trump's brilliant use of language.


"I have found that he is very careful and very strategic in his use of language. The only way I know to show this is to function as a linguist and cognitive scientist and go through details.

Let's start with sentence fragments. It is common and natural in New York discourse for friends to finish one another's sentences. ..."

from Aug 2016
https://tinyurl.com/hf25d8r

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (Cus5s)

289 >>What's the bird outside right now that goes HOO..HOO..Hoo..hoo, over and over?


Doves make a Cooing that can sound a bit owlish.

We have some screech owls that make a f'n racket at night.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (8FtR3)

290 Can't wait for Bidens victory speech tonight

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (6XlcD)

291 Guac on a cheeseburger is also the bomb

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (CAJL/)

292 >>>266 Best sandwich is the turkey on white with mayo and pepper the day after Thanksgiving.

I'll go you one better:

I make Thanksgiving food *for* the next-day sandwiches.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (PbpT7)

293 Yet Joe will persist, and be the Democrat Candidate for the President of the United States.

* snicker *

Posted by: f'd, I think i have a feva at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (Tnijr)

294 Since we've pivoted to various sandwiches as well as Paige (whatever-her last name is) balls and Daisy Dukes, here is a friendly reminder:

If you have a prayer request, praise report or update for the prayer list please send it to me by 8:00 p.m EST tonight. Due to some work responsibilities I will only be doing updates to the prayer list tomorrow-not posting the entire list. Thanks.

Fenelondirection18 at sign gmail.com

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (WI7YS)

295 267
What's the bird outside right now that goes HOO..HOO..Hoo..hoo, over and over?


The whippoorwill will call for HOURS!!! Between midnight and 4 am usually.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, aka, 'contagion' at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (Vy7tf)

296 >> Guac on a cheeseburger is also the bomb


That's not Guac.

Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (8FtR3)

297 Hot dog!

Posted by: Fight me! at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (CAJOC)

298 Notice how quick to anger Biden gets. This kind of outburst is also a sign that he is in early dementia.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2020 06:45 PM (r+sAi)


It is hard to say. Biden has a history of being aggressive to questioners, but not maybe so tenacious or angry.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (6rS3m)

299 In a call between the two foreign ministers, China agreed to supply Italy with 1,000 ventillators and 2 million masks. Additionally, they are donating (!) them 100k respirators, 20k protective suits, and 50k test kits as part of "massive aid" package.

https://mobile.twitter.com/VKJudit/status/
1237448125800988675

China is about to gain a shit ton of new allies.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (tUJuT)

300 So after Biden. It's Bernie.

And Bernie gets control of the DNC platform.

Does the DNC dare refuse Bernie?

Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (Y274z)

301 So now that I finally know what David French looks like, I assume he's been watching his wife get pounded for a good 20 of those 24 years. He probably still has VHS tapes of the earlier stuff.

Posted by: Sleepy Joe at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (YLba1)

302 Nekkid fat man on Ottoman!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (T0djb)


That's gonna be some art!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (axyOa)

303 Off topic but have to share, and who better to share with than a bunch of strangers?

Just got word that my son was elected to Order of the Arrow.

Posted by: reason at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (XiVKO)

304 It's taco Tuesday, and taco is a sandwich.

Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (k2WwV)

305 It's pretty depressing the leftists have such tight control over the American press Joe Biden's obvious dementia is a bigger story in Australia than it is here.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (wGeit)

306 295 267
What's the bird outside right now that goes HOO..HOO..Hoo..hoo, over and over?


The whippoorwill will call for HOURS!!! Between midnight and 4 am usually.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, aka, 'contagion' at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (Vy7tf)

--------------------------------

Only when they've been drinking...

Posted by: Fight me! at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (CAJOC)

307 What's the bird outside right now that goes HOO..HOO..Hoo..hoo, over and over?



(it's not an owl!)



Or is it and owl? I dunno.

Holy shit, is it an owl??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (H95zP)

For six nights in a row?

Posted by: Wildfire, she ran calling at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (q1Pj5)

308 267
What's the bird outside right now that goes HOO..HOO..Hoo..hoo, over and over?

(it's not an owl!)

Or is it and owl? I dunno.
Holy shit, is it an owl??

Posted by: Soothsayer


Doves make a Cooing that can sound a bit owlish.

We have some screech owls that make a f'n racket at night.
Posted by: garrett


If the sun is up: It's a mourning dove.

If the sun is down, it's an owl.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (N9G0H)

309 Zombie,

Michael Chabon is also the current Star Trek showrunner. Though he might have been replaced. (They fire a lot of people and don't admit it.)

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (PbpT7)

310
The whippoorwill will call for HOURS!!! Between midnight and 4 am usually.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid


Yeah, this bird does this after sundown.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (H95zP)

311 Posted by: Fight me! at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (CAJOC)
----------------------

Off, pugilistic sock!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (CAJOC)

312 295 267
What's the bird outside right now that goes HOO..HOO..Hoo..hoo, over and over?


The whippoorwill will call for HOURS!!! Between midnight and 4 am usually.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, aka, 'contagion' at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (Vy7tf)

That's when they try to steal your soul...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (ifmtJ)

313 China is about to gain a shit ton of new allies.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (tUJuT)

Right... Thanks China... For giving us this f**king virus and killing us

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (6XlcD)

314
I can't wait for the debate when Biden tells Trump he's full of shit on National TV.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 10, 2020 06:50 PM (Bwqq4)


*fingers and toes crossed* I picture him taking a swing at Trump, and Donny Two Scoops stepping aside and watching Joe faceplant the floor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

315 Just saw a pic of Paige.

She is blessed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2020 06:55 PM (ZnKVV)

316 #299 Italy can send muzzies as payment to their new friends.

Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2020 06:55 PM (Y274z)

317 >>Yeah, this bird does this after sundown.


Been a big moon the last few nights. All sorts of birds yapping through the night behind my house.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 06:55 PM (8FtR3)

318 279
It goes Woo Woo, woo woo woo.

Two loud woos or hoos, then trails off with two soft woos.
---
That's hawt.

Posted by: Spurwing Plovern't at March 10, 2020 06:55 PM (sWM8x)

319 I actually would have preferred Bernie as the D nominee on account we need to have the conversation about whether DC needs to run America on Leninist lines.

Biden as the D nominee means the conversation is about... nothing. Except keeping a half dead nitwit out of the Oval Office.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 06:55 PM (ykYG2)

320 I make Thanksgiving food *for* the next-day sandwiches.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (PbpT7)

That's the main point for me

Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 10, 2020 06:55 PM (a4qVe)

321 309 Zombie,

Michael Chabon is also the current Star Trek showrunner. Though he might have been replaced. (They fire a lot of people and don't admit it.)
Posted by: ace


Great. Now I have to imagine his jerk-off grunting every time I watch Star Trek.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 06:56 PM (N9G0H)

322 I despise Biden. But the spectacle of him on stage is grotesque, and says Everything you need to know about his party. Why they have not put a stop to his Campaign shows how degenerate they are.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:56 PM (bCLt0)

323 Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (tUJuT)

Do you have ANYTHING to say under your various nics that is not about Coronavirus?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 06:56 PM (WI7YS)

324 76 30 Ewww. She had to have sex with THAT? Shudder.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 06:28 PM (nRWPy)

She settled. Hard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you.

Still time to consider dying alone, surrounded by cats.

Posted by: Grimaldi in flyover country at March 10, 2020 06:56 PM (2FrG4)

325 That very toothy couple look like they were separated at birth.

Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 06:56 PM (YxML+)

326
Controversial golfer Paige Spiranic FAQ on boobs and bras in golf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEhRHTdH_bk

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 06:56 PM (rCwaK)

327 Dodd kennedy Waitress

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

328 China is about to gain a shit ton of new allies.

If it doesn't kill them first.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 06:57 PM (dzJ3R)

329 ''Just got word that my son was elected to Order of the Arrow.''

That's wonderful! Sometimes a proud parent just has to brag a bit.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 06:57 PM (RueoN)

330 Biden denying he will take the guns away, but then telling Beto he's going to be in charge of implementing gun policies...sure.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2020 06:57 PM (wiXsO)

331 >>>Controversial golfer Paige Spiranic FAQ on boobs and bras in golf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEhRHTdH_bk

...

I have this in the post I did on it.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:57 PM (PbpT7)

332 Tu quoque at THAT game , mister!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 06:57 PM (pnfZk)

333 Try to find French family photos that aren't family photos and have their actual offspring. They are few and far between. Adoptive kid pops up a lot.

Posted by: WOPR at March 10, 2020 06:57 PM (J70i0)

334 You know. You know the thing!

Posted by: Ben Grimm at March 10, 2020 06:57 PM (aKsyK)

335 I just voted for Sanders in MO's open primary. Because, fuck it, D's would do it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 10, 2020 06:57 PM (7Fj9P)

336 "We barely knew each other and the boat sank during our first attempt at exchanging vows. Dear Reader, I married him!"

The Universe was trying to tell you something when the fvcking boat sank, Nancy, if that is in fact your real name.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 10, 2020 06:57 PM (COzlW)

337 Since developing tinnitus a few months ago, I can no longer hear the birds outside in the early morning. I used to be able to hear the great horned owls at night. No more.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 06:57 PM (ptqGC)

338
Not a whipperwill, nor an owl.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (H95zP)

339 Begin countdown to Biden campaign rolling out respected physician to vouch for Joe's mental health

after that, it will be 'old news' and time to 'move on'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (iTXRQ)

340 Thanks, morons, you said it perfectly about Joe Biden.

This is beyond politics, it is now about simple humanity for a fellow human being.



They're a bunch of power-hungry assholes who're propping up a guy who should be in a home. Should he ever get installed (God forbid!), his handlers will do the same things to him they did to Barky: start running the country with him as their front man.

"Here's what you'll say." *shoves a script in front of him*

And his handlers will just laugh and laugh...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (HaL55)

341 It's not going to be biden. He is slipping fast into dementia.


I have no friggin clue who they are going to pick in June.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (JUOKG)

342 I can't believe he told a woman to "shush!"...I mean he actually meant "shush WOMAN!...go make yourself useful and get me a beer you uppity wench!"

Whoa.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (Orx/W)

343 *fingers and toes crossed* I picture him taking a swing at Trump, and Donny Two Scoops stepping aside and watching Joe faceplant the floor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

-----------

THIS. Oh please this.

It would mean that Trump's Secret Service detail would need to take Joe in, would it not?

Posted by: reason at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (XiVKO)

344 Super eerie sound is the Great Horned Owls, at night, calling to each other. Not for nothing were they revered, and held in awe.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (bCLt0)

345 >>>Not a whipperwill, nor an owl.


have you considered a weasel of some sort?

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (PbpT7)

346 Doves are annoying

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (nRWPy)

347 338
Not a whipperwill, nor an owl.
Posted by: Soothsayer


95% chance it's a mourning dove. The sound you describe is their EXACT call.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (N9G0H)

348 Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (bCLt0)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 06:59 PM (WI7YS)

349 Paige Spiranic > Joan Collins.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 06:59 PM (axyOa)

350 China is about to gain a shit ton of new allies.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (tUJuT)

No, they are trying to get any good press for releasing a virus that is killing people.

Posted by: WOPR at March 10, 2020 06:59 PM (J70i0)

351 Controversial golfer Paige Spiranac shows off her golf skills in Daisy Dukes:

She seems to be having fun.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 06:59 PM (oTMWb)

352 Back to the topic at hand.... dementia.

My father had it bad. Before he died from it (among other things) he was mean, angry, confused, confrontational, etc.

Biden has dementia. It's in the late stages. He'll be dead within 18 months. Maybe 2 years, but I doubt it. If the dementia doesn't kill him, something else will.

Enter HRC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2020 06:59 PM (3H9h1)

353 Sorry, Tubal

Yes; Great horned owls are magnificent birds!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 06:59 PM (WI7YS)

354 Left over roast pork, salt, pepper, mayo or Miracle Whip(which ever floats your boat) on fresh white bread.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (RueoN)

355 Do you think the DNC is going to use some obscure rule at the convention to nominate someone other than Bernie or Biden?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (jUVms)

356 Super eerie sound is the Great Horned Owls, at night, calling to each other. Not for nothing were they revered, and held in awe.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (bCLt0)

I find that shooting at them works.

Posted by: Vincent Gambino, Esq. at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (q1Pj5)

357 He's never been a nice person, but no one deserves this.

Posted by: Infidel at March 10, 2020 06:47 PM (XG6D3)

Sure he does. He became a politician, was immersed in sleaze and slime for his entire career, embraced people with similar attitudes, including his family. They are the ones who are allowing it, so one could say that he is getting exactly what he deserves.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (dLLD6)

358 299 In a call between the two foreign ministers, China agreed to supply Italy with 1,000 ventillators and 2 million masks. Additionally, they are donating (!) them 100k respirators, 20k protective suits, and 50k test kits as part of "massive aid" package.

https://mobile.twitter.com/VKJudit/status/
1237448125800988675

China is about to gain a shit ton of new allies.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (tUJuT)


All those Wuhan Chinese visiting Italy were the ones that gave Italy COVAD19.

This move isn't to make friends, rather quell the outrage of Italians.

And if you have ever been around an outrageous Italian, you know what I mean.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (sy5kK)

359 331 >>>Controversial golfer Paige Spiranic FAQ on boobs and bras in golf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEhRHTdH_bk

...

I have this in the post I did on it.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:57 PM (PbpT7)

I like beer and cussing. All other golf sucks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (JFO2v)

360 I make spicy bacon bourbon jam every Christmas for a cheese and charcuterie platter.


Bacon jam on a cheeseburger is bliss.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

361 Oh, I know that dark-haired one. She so quiet at first, so...timid. Then after she see Paolo junior, she climb the walls!! My back, the marks!! The cross-eyed boy, he like very much, clean up no problem.

Posted by: Paolo at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (7Fj9P)

362 Hillz can lend Plugs Dr Bollard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (ZnKVV)

363 Well now David French can keep his wife home 24/7 because coronavirus.

Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (Y274z)

364 Its a Wu bird. From China.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (r+sAi)

365 I have no friggin clue who they are going to pick in June.

There's only two left. Tulsi has quietly buried everyone else.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (oTMWb)

366 That's wonderful! Sometimes a proud parent just has to brag a bit.
Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 06:57 PM (RueoN)

------------

Thanks! I try not to too much. Whenever I do around the office, I always start off with a Leave it to Beaver style, "MY SON CLARENCE..."

Posted by: reason at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (XiVKO)

367 We barely knew each other and the boat sank during our first attempt at exchanging vows. Dear Reader, I married him!"

The Universe was trying to tell you something when the fvcking boat sank, Nancy, if that is in fact your real name.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 10, 2020 06:57 PM (COzlW)

Reminds me of the scene in The Man with Two Brains. Martin ask for a sign , any sign that he should avoid Turner. The lights start flickering, paintings are spinning, windows are opening and closing , etc.

Okay so no sign.

Posted by: No one at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (2DOZq)

368 *fingers and toes crossed* I picture him taking a swing at Trump, and
Donny Two Scoops stepping aside and watching Joe faceplant the floor.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

I figure he'll say that he wants to take it outside to teach Trump a lesson. That seems to be his goto line.

Posted by: WOPR at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (J70i0)

369 346 Doves are annoying
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (nRWPy)

This is the sound when Dove cry!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 07:01 PM (JFO2v)

370 Re: Mourning dove

I had in mind what I thought an owl sounded like.

But no, this mourning dove call is what I thought of as "owl."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0LKPT1u1E8

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 07:01 PM (PbpT7)

371 313 China is about to gain a shit ton of new allies.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 06:53 PM (tUJuT)

Right... Thanks China... For giving us this f**king virus and killing us
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (6XlcD)

You joke but an alliance with Italy was critical to the outcome of WWII. Sets us up pretty well for WWIII.

Posted by: Someguy at March 10, 2020 07:01 PM (Zm+LZ)

372 Twitter Pope? Meh.

Posted by: Marvin Gardens at March 10, 2020 07:01 PM (COzlW)

373 The Russians laughed their asses off about Obama and the retards in his admin like Harf and Psaki It is only an issue when it is a Republican.

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2020 07:01 PM (KNsKs)

374 Dodd kennedy Waitress

Err...ahh...delicious!

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at March 10, 2020 07:01 PM (EgshT)

375 Its a Wu bird. From China.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2020 07:00 PM (r+sAi)

------------

Naw, dawg. It's a bird with whistle-tips.

Whistle bird go WOOO!

Posted by: Bub Rub at March 10, 2020 07:01 PM (XiVKO)

376 Boy Mayo on keyboards. Bob Mayo!

Posted by: Peter Frampton at March 10, 2020 07:01 PM (aKsyK)

377 China is about to gain a shit ton of new allies.

Melanesia, Micronesia, Polynesia?

Belize? Togo?

Chad?

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 07:02 PM (pnfZk)

378 Controversial golfer Paige Spiranic FAQ on boobs and bras in golf:

***

Umm...wow. The video with her and Paris Griffith oh wow.


Posted by: Obligatory at March 10, 2020 07:02 PM (WdocV)

379
I found the bird-sound but you have to listen closely.
It's NOT the owl in the image, it's the bird you can barely hear in the background:

https://youtu.be/Jzbmj6vuMw8?t=2m47s

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 07:02 PM (H95zP)

380
This is the way culture is going in New Leftist Culture. Half of all YouTube channels are people trying to make celebrities out of themselves by narrating their daily lives.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (N9G0H)

And this is why I retreat from the public and msm, among others.

Posted by: Infidel at March 10, 2020 07:02 PM (XG6D3)

381 Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been sniffin' in
Somebody's hair

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2020 07:02 PM (l9m7l)

382 So Joe calls it quits next week, will everyone jump back in the race?

Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 10, 2020 07:02 PM (nzKWW)

383 I make Thanksgiving food *for* the next-day sandwiches.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (PbpT7)
.........

Lasagna sandwiches?

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

384 David's little dinghy sank on our wedding night, too, if you get my drift.

Posted by: Nancy French at March 10, 2020 07:03 PM (COzlW)

385 Heh.

Posted by: The Earl of at March 10, 2020 07:03 PM (CDGwz)

386 I want the name 'Biden' to equate to 'My son's dick is rotting'.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2020 07:03 PM (8erNz)

387 Begin countdown to Biden campaign rolling out respected physician to vouch for Joe's mental health

Dr. Jennifer Melfi certifies No-Malarkey Joe as being 100% compos mentis!

Posted by: Biden Gravy and Graft Committee at March 10, 2020 07:03 PM (7y4w6)

388 No but if more people pop positive for this virus I am pretty sure they are gonna tell us to work from home
Posted by: Nevergiveup

So, ya gonna whittle wooden teeth at home ?

Posted by: JT at March 10, 2020 07:03 PM (arJlL)

389 Melanesia, Micronesia, Polynesia?

Belize? Togo?

Chad?
***

What brah? I'm not going to like China n'stuff. They poisoned all my coronas man.

Posted by: Chad Affluenza at March 10, 2020 07:03 PM (WdocV)

390 USGA to eliminate bras. Now thats a sport!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 07:03 PM (JFO2v)

391 Alternate Headline: Sundown Down Under

Posted by: ShainS -- Sit-Down Joe/Stand-Up Chuck 2020!!! at March 10, 2020 07:03 PM (ZPJb6)

392 Vegemite is vile!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (0OmEj)

I can attest to this...had it at Ned Kelly's Last Stand in Hong Kong 35 years ago, still can't get that shit taste out of my mouth.

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 07:03 PM (32YRo)

393 >>381 Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been sniffin' in
Somebody's hair

haha

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 07:04 PM (PbpT7)

394 Foxes are mating around here now. The females (vixens) in heat sound like they're being ax-murdered.

And now we have coyotes. They dig up fox dens and kill and eat the babies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

395 Biden is the last (fake centrist) man standing, with enough name recognition to defeat Bernie (it would seem).

But do they let him have the nomination at the convention? Maybe Hillary is getting more cosmetic surgery to prepare her ... or do they have other choices? If Biden rolls today ... he'll probably have enough to win on the first vote ... unless Bernie stages a major comeback. But Joe himself might decide to stand down ... hard to say ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2020 07:04 PM (Cus5s)

396 352 Back to the topic at hand.... dementia.

My father had it bad. Before he died from it (among other things) he was mean, angry, confused, confrontational, etc.

Biden has dementia. It's in the late stages. He'll be dead within 18 months. Maybe 2 years, but I doubt it. If the dementia doesn't kill him, something else will.

Enter HRC.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2020 06:59 PM (3H9h1)


I wonder. If you were a Democrat and had to swap out a broken down candidate, wouldn't you be biased toward someone younger? I could see Klobuchar, maybe, but not Hillary.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 10, 2020 07:04 PM (wGeit)

397 So, is there a pool on just how long the paste eating pervert is going to last before they either put a muzzle on him or he blows up in public?

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 10, 2020 07:04 PM (jruDi)

398 China is about to gain a shit ton of new allies.

Melanesia, Micronesia, Polynesia?

Belize? Togo?

Chad?
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 07:02 PM

Worse than that. Todd on open mic night.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 10, 2020 07:04 PM (COzlW)

399 ''Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been sniffin' in
Somebody's hair''

LOL. Now I'm going to have that stuck in my head.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 07:04 PM (RueoN)

400 "we were supposed to get married on the Seine River, but the boat sank."

Thees is... 'how you say... un sign. /terrible french accent

Posted by: Razell at March 10, 2020 07:04 PM (q47/M)

401 394 Foxes are mating around here now. The females (vixens) in heat sound like they're being ax-murdered.

And now we have coyotes. They dig up fox dens and kill and eat the babies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

Ain't nature grand?

Posted by: Someguy at March 10, 2020 07:04 PM (Zm+LZ)

402
I had in mind what I thought an owl sounded like.
But no, this mourning dove call is what I thought of as "owl."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0LKPT1u1E8
Posted by: ace


Oh, okay, it must be a morning dove, but this bird outside is doing this now.

Because that morning dove sounds a lot like the bird in the background in this:

https://youtu.be/Jzbmj6vuMw8?t=2m47s

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 07:05 PM (H95zP)

403
331 >>>Controversial golfer Paige Spiranic FAQ on boobs and bras in golf:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEhRHTdH_bk



I watched it. what does she look like?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 10, 2020 07:05 PM (Orx/W)

404 You want me on that bollard,you NEED me on that bollard!
Hillary

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2020 07:05 PM (KNsKs)

405 Gayvid Frenchie looks like the soyboy 50 pounds soaking wet shitweenie nerd I used to dunk in the toilet back in junior high.

Posted by: That Jock Guy from the Movie Nerds Who Hated Nerds at March 10, 2020 07:05 PM (+dsLj)

406 Hillary is going to square dance her way into the White House by vacancy appointments.

It's a great plan... except for... Trump.

Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2020 07:05 PM (Y274z)

407 Annnnnddddd there it was, one comment up.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 10, 2020 07:05 PM (jruDi)

408 Slawburger!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2020 07:05 PM (myjNJ)

409 392 Vegemite is vile!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (0OmEj)

I can attest to this...had it at Ned Kelly's Last Stand in Hong Kong 35 years ago, still can't get that shit taste out of my mouth.
Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 07:03 PM (32YRo)

French after Paola left house!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

410 Dove are good eatin'. You take a half jalapeño put a bit of cream cheese on it, wrap dove breast around it and then wrap bacon around it tie it with twine and grill mmmmmm.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 10, 2020 07:05 PM (a4qVe)

411 Walking my dog one night whn a Great Horned Owl swooped right past us at near head level. You could feel the wind. My dog was like all" What The Hell Was That, Alpha"? We Both ducked.

Could hear the owl laughing.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 07:05 PM (bCLt0)

412 Just saw the JoePEDO meme. Lol!

What is wrong with these people?

Posted by: 29Victor at March 10, 2020 07:05 PM (BJKQV)

413 >>Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been sniffin' in
Somebody's hair

>>haha

You slould hang out here more. It's jokey.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 07:05 PM (ZLI7S)

414 292 >>>266 Best sandwich is the turkey on white with mayo and pepper the day after Thanksgiving.

I'll go you one better:

I make Thanksgiving food *for* the next-day sandwiches.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (PbpT7)



Yes, left over turkey, right there, please.

Sweet potatoes there.

And cover it with lots of day old cranberries, from scratch of course.

Now, do that layering again. Ahh, just right.


Thank you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, enjoying TG leftovers the way I like at March 10, 2020 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

415 I wonder. If you were a Democrat and had to swap out a broken down
candidate, wouldn't you be biased toward someone younger? I could see
Klobuchar, maybe, but not Hillary.

***

Depends. Do you want some sweet sweet Chinese money or a trip to Fort Marcy Park?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 10, 2020 07:05 PM (WdocV)

416 I'm glad it worked out for them, but the Twitter Pope's wife should not be encouraging young women to up and marry strangers. If they are meant to be be they can get to know each other better for at least a few months before getting hitched.

SMH.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself

So, you're calling off our wedding ?

Posted by: JT at March 10, 2020 07:06 PM (arJlL)

417 David French looks like he pees at a urinal with his hands on his hips.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 10, 2020 07:06 PM (datdl)

418 I'll not judge what Biden deserves, but I'll try another tack: we don't deserve this, meaning this spectacle.

It is tawdry, and grotesque, and an embarrassment to a (purportedly) democratic electorate that everyone has to watch a major candidate decay in front of the whole world.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 07:06 PM (ykYG2)

419

I used to not give a shit about golf. Now I'm obsessed with it. And by it, well you know what I mean.

Trump should do something with Paige, make her a big deal on his golf courses. It could be YUGE!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 07:06 PM (rCwaK)

420 The only sandwich that is important: Smoked Meat

Posted by: Canada at March 10, 2020 07:06 PM (xSo9G)

421 339 Begin countdown to Biden campaign rolling out respected physician to vouch for Joe's mental health

after that, it will be 'old news' and time to 'move on'
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (iTXRQ)


They did release a report from his doctors that specifically excluded a mental function test. Then the press glossed over that exclusion.

Doesn't matter what he does. It's getting so bad not only do you not have to be a professional to see it, but you have to be studious in your efforts to not see it.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 10, 2020 07:06 PM (wGeit)

422 What you wanted Woman President
What you settle for Pantsuit Lady
What you got Bollard Queen

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 07:07 PM (JFO2v)

423 ''And now we have coyotes. They dig up fox dens and kill and eat the babies. ''

Effing coyotes. Dog and cat killers here in suburbia.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 07:07 PM (RueoN)

424 David French looks like he pees at a urinal with his hands on his hips.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 10, 2020 07:06 PM (datdl)

From the 3-pointer line.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2020 07:07 PM (q1Pj5)

425 Check out this video of Joe leaving the campaign stop this morning after swearing at the union worker.

https://tinyurl.com/uxyvwxw

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 07:07 PM (ZLI7S)

426 >> David French looks like he pees at a urinal with his hands on his hips.

Nah, he goes into the stall.He's a sitzpinkler.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 07:07 PM (rCwaK)

427 Foxes are mating around here now. The females (vixens) in heat sound like they're being ax-murdered.



And now we have coyotes. They dig up fox dens and kill and eat the babies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)



Ain't nature grand?

Posted by: Someguy at March 10, 2020 07:04 PM (Zm+LZ)


Yep. Mother Nature is always trying to kill something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

428 390
USGA to eliminate bras. Now thats a sport!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 07:03 PM (JFO2v)

___________


Didn't MLB eliminate panties and chicken sacrifices after the successes of Bull Durham and Major League?

Posted by: ShainS -- Sit-Down Joe/Stand-Up Chuck 2020!!! at March 10, 2020 07:07 PM (ZPJb6)

429 Back to the topic at hand.... dementia.



My father had it bad. Before he died from it (among other things) he was mean, angry, confused, confrontational, etc.



Biden has dementia. It's in the late stages. He'll be dead within
18 months. Maybe 2 years, but I doubt it. If the dementia doesn't kill
him, something else will.



Enter HRC.


Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2020 06:59 PM

---

My dad had it too. He was kicked out of three assisted living places because he was violent. When we were little he would beat my brother and I for no reason and he reverted to that violent behavior when he got dementia.


It was 24/7 confrontational with him when he dementia got him just like joe biden. I predict that pretty soon slow joe is going to take a swing at someone who asks him a hard question and then it will all be over.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2020 07:08 PM (JUOKG)

430 CDC estimate of 2009 global H1N1 pandemic deaths: 284,000

Posted by: No one at March 10, 2020 07:08 PM (2DOZq)

431 It is tawdry, and grotesque, and an embarrassment to a (purportedly) democratic electorate that everyone has to watch a major candidate decay in front of the whole world.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
-------

I.E., precisely in character for the Left/Prog/Lib/Dems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 07:08 PM (xSo9G)

432 420
The only sandwich that is important: Smoked Meat

Posted by: Canada at March 10, 2020 07:06 PM (xSo9G)

Your bacon sucks. Its not bacon its ham and it sucks.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 10, 2020 07:08 PM (Orx/W)

433 426 I have a shy bladder
David French

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2020 07:08 PM (KNsKs)

434 Going by the wedding photo, she married down.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

435 They're trying to drag Slow Joe over the finish line. Hilary will be the VP candidate and if they win the DNC will shove Joe aside as soon as possible.

I'd bet the farm this is the strategy. We have not seen the last of Hillary Clinton.


Question: If a president-elect dies before inauguration what happens?

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2020 07:08 PM (XxJt1)

436
Wifie used to be a caregiver she said that its not uncommon for dementia
patients to say n do sexually inappropriate things. This might be part
of Joe's hair thing and can progress. I'm sure his handlers freak out
during these public interactions.

Posted by: Hi Low Yo! at March 10, 2020 06:49 PM (nzKWW)

Gropey Joe has been a perv for way longer than he has been old enough to be dementia-y.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 10, 2020 07:08 PM (nAiE/)

437 Stop yelling at Canada.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 07:09 PM (Qf83p)

438 339 Begin countdown to Biden campaign rolling out respected physician to vouch for Joe's mental health

after that, it will be 'old news' and time to 'move on'
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 10, 2020 06:58 PM (iTXRQ)

"I can attest that Vice President Biden is 1/1024th lucid."

Posted by: 29Victor at March 10, 2020 07:09 PM (BJKQV)

439
Speaking of coyotes,
I asked earlier about a varmint gun...for the neighborhood.

Can someone recommend to me a good pellet gun or whatever type that I can buy at Walmart?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 07:09 PM (H95zP)

440 Linguist Lakoff (also the "you didn't build that"
guy, I think) wrote a detailed article about Trump's brilliant use of
language.

[. . . ]
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2020 06:52 PM (Cus5s)


One of the things it is hard to guard against is personal bias and personal agenda. The interesting thing is Lakoff's interpretation of Trump's action and language in view of a claimed "Strict Father Morality" which I have never heard of.

The things he states shows this interpretation could also be moves to defend society and a limited welfare safety net. It could also be a defense of a moderate Milton Friedman position to the role of government. It could be an enlargement of a social contract to validate government as and element within society instead of its master.

I do believe that Lakoff is a socialist though.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 07:09 PM (6rS3m)

441 I think Biden putting Hillary on the ticket could actually *lower* his support.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

442 I know it's cruel but I delight in watching Biden's very public descent into dementia. He's a mean old bastard and a pervert. Fuck that guy and pass the popcorn.

Posted by: Guzalot at March 10, 2020 07:10 PM (Rz36l)

443 "I'm Joe Biden, and I don't recall this message."

Posted by: Regular joe at March 10, 2020 07:10 PM (6/uwW)

444 Vegemite Makes Right

this one time, on vacation, I got buzzed by a peregrine falcon
place called Cedar Breaks NM

Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene at March 10, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)

445 I hope the Secret Service doesn't ventilate somebody because slow Joe starts a fight with them...

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2020 07:10 PM (KNsKs)

446 I heard that badgers and coyotes get along with each other. They help each other dig rabbit and prairie-dog warrens, and then they feast on all the little bunnies.

So nature isn't just about murdering cute fluffy critters in horrible ways, it's about coming together ... for the massacre.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 07:10 PM (ykYG2)

447 157
At the next 'debate', Joe will simply agree with Bernie about everything, then one-up him.

not sure where joe can go, seeing that he has already promised to personally cure cancer, diabetes, and alzheimers if we vote for him.

a chicken in every pot? pot in every chicken?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 10, 2020 07:10 PM (sGtp+)

448 https://tinyurl.com/uxyvwxw
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 07:07 PM (ZLI7S)



Geez what a wreck.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 07:10 PM (zr5Kq)

449 They actually found a weaker candidate than Hillary in Biden.

This is going to be a test of the media's ability to:

1. Bury the fuck out of every negative story about Biden

2. Tank the economy with FUD

3. Inflate coronavirus into being another version of the bubonic plague.

Tall order.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Saying Fuck This Shit at March 10, 2020 07:10 PM (+dsLj)

450 Look up whatever bird calls on YouTube. Owls all have distinct calls thats how I know we have Great Horned owls here.

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2020 07:10 PM (ZCEU2)

451 Used to have a quoque set, but I lost the balls.

Posted by: caitlynn jenner at March 10, 2020 07:11 PM (miJU3)

452 Foxes are mating around here now. The females (vixens) in heat sound like they're being ax-murdered.

And now we have coyotes. They dig up fox dens and kill and eat the babies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

Yucky!

I like the birds better.Last night, waaaaayyyyy after dark, the killdeers were fighting for dominance around the local school. By thus morning, they divvied up the front lawn, the courtyards, etc.

Some poor sucker got the baseball field. Bet its nest is destroyed by ab outfielder.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 10, 2020 07:11 PM (/+bwe)

453 >Question: If a president-elect dies before inauguration what happens?

Posted by: creeper


my guess is, the Veep gets called up to the bigs-
but as always I could be wrong

Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene at March 10, 2020 07:12 PM (iTXRQ)

454 He's a mean old bastard and a pervert. Fuck that guy and pass the popcorn.

***********************

The man is a pedophile who french kisses his granddaughter. Meanwhile Trump is the rapist because he said purrtthy.

Sympathy from me Biden shall never get.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Saying Fuck This Shit at March 10, 2020 07:12 PM (+dsLj)

455 I predict that pretty soon slow joe is going to take
a swing at someone who asks him a hard question and then it will all be
over.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2020 07:08 PM (JUOKG)

This. He is almost there. He had his finger in that guys face and the guy didn't like it. hes going to grab someone or hit someone. If that happens they should give him the big shot...if you get my drift.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 10, 2020 07:12 PM (Orx/W)

456 Wanna step outside, Pal? Wanna match me in a push-up contest? I ain't afraid of you, Pal. You're full of shit!

(Just don't ask me to stand and debate for two consecutive hours, or give a coherent speech lasting longer than fourteen minutes....)

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 07:12 PM (VDbGO)

457 ''I think Biden putting Hillary on the ticket could actually *lower* his support.''

Hillary doesn't look to be in any better shape than Joe. Old Bubba looks like he doesn't have much time left either.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 07:13 PM (RueoN)

458 Can someone recommend to me a good pellet gun or whatever type that I can buy at Walmart?
Posted by: Soothsayer
-----------

You're not going to get anything in a pump or spring gun that will be truly effective.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 07:13 PM (xSo9G)

459 Wifie used to be a caregiver she said that its not uncommon for dementia patients to say n do sexually inappropriate things. This might be part of Joe's hair thing and can progress. I'm sure his handlers freak out
during these public interactions.

Posted by: Hi Low Yo! at March 10, 2020 06:49 PM (nzKWW)


That's pretty common for your frontal lobes to degrade as you get older, and the frontal lobes are where your "filter" is, the one that stops you from saying everything you're thinking and doing everything you feel like doing. This is true even without clinical dementia.

The stereotype of the dirty old man who says embarrassing things is a stereotype for a reason.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 10, 2020 07:13 PM (wGeit)

460 >>Geez what a wreck.

Looked like he almost took a tumble and his answer made no sense.

It's only March. No way he makes it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)

461 439
Speaking of coyotes,
I asked earlier about a varmint gun...for the neighborhood.

Can someone recommend to me a good pellet gun or whatever type that I can buy at Walmart?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 07:09 PM (H95zP)

--------------------------------

Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time!

Posted by: Ralphie Parker at March 10, 2020 07:13 PM (CAJOC)

462
a chicken in every pot? pot in every chicken?



Two chickens in every pot!

It's chickens all the way down!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

463 394 Foxes are mating around here now. The females (vixens) in heat sound like they're being ax-murdered.

And now we have coyotes. They dig up fox dens and kill and eat the babies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)



This is some Sir Richard Attenborough shit right here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 10, 2020 07:13 PM (pf1Pv)

464 Recall G. H. W. Bush and his "David COPPA-feel" stuff.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 10, 2020 07:14 PM (wGeit)

465 335 I just voted for Sanders in MO's open primary. Because, fuck it, D's would do it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 10, 2020 06:57
-------------------------
2 days ago I was going to do that. Today, not so much. Voted for Trump.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 10, 2020 07:14 PM (Dhht7)

466 Biden is mean as fuck,where gets this friendly uncle image is pure media cover.He defamed the poor guy who was in the accident with his wife for years and years as a drunk when he wasn't and the wife was at fault.

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2020 07:14 PM (KNsKs)

467 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 07:06 PM (rCwaK)

That would be an embarrassment. She's a sexy, attractive narcissist with big boobs and she takes selfies a lot. The big boobs and taking selfies is not unusual for narcissistic women. The only thing that makes her unique is that she plays golf and apparently does it fairly well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 07:14 PM (WI7YS)

468 so everyone knows the best breakfast sandwich is made with Taylor pork roll right?
Posted by: ace

On an English Muffin; butter and ketchup !

Posted by: JT at March 10, 2020 07:14 PM (arJlL)

469 Have an old unused lamp by the driveway. Wrens were able to get in an opening under the glass globe and nest. They raised 8 babies. Could watch it all happening through the clear glass. Parents work their birdie asses off! Hope they come back this year.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 07:14 PM (bCLt0)

470 Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time!
Posted by: Ralphie Parker

---

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2020 07:15 PM (Y4EXg)

471 453 >Question: If a president-elect dies before inauguration what happens?

Posted by: creeper


my guess is, the Veep gets called up to the bigs-
but as always I could be wrong
Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene at March 10, 2020 07:12 PM (iTXRQ)


That's logical, but I don't think it's actually spelled out anywhere.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 10, 2020 07:15 PM (wGeit)

472 Going by the wedding photo, she married down.

--

That was my immediate thought. He's quite geeky or dorky. Whatever you wanna call it. She's attractive.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2020 07:15 PM (JoUsr)

473 I saw Female Fox Vixens open for Fox Dens at the Dallas Agorium.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 07:15 PM (JFO2v)

474 That's pretty common for your frontal lobes to degrade as you get older, and the frontal lobes are where your "filter" is, the one that stops you from saying everything you're thinking and doing everything you feel like doing.

*******************

Im sure this is what the left says about Trump, except how he was 50 years ago is how he is now.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Saying Fuck This Shit at March 10, 2020 07:16 PM (+dsLj)

475 Ace is from Jersey:confirmed

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2020 07:16 PM (KNsKs)

476 If Joe keeps this up, there's gonna be a point that he takes a swing at somebody. I've seen the dementia thing play out, and it goes from this tourettes type thing to getting physical once he can no longer verbally communicate.


He's getting there really fast.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 10, 2020 07:16 PM (8B6Ng)

477 With all that misfortune, you'd think they'd realize that the world was telling them STOP!

When shit happens on a theme, one should pay attention to those signs and reevaluate what you're doing. And who you're doing it with.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 10, 2020 07:16 PM (Y79GB)

478 She's a sexy, attractive narcissist with big boobs
and she takes selfies a lot. The big boobs and taking selfies is not
unusual for narcissistic women. The only thing that makes her unique is
that she plays golf and apparently does it fairly well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 07:14 PM (WI7YS)

You are harshing my mellow over her, Fen.
But you are most likely correct.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 10, 2020 07:17 PM (ufFY8)

479 Who is this Billie Ellish guy and why is he all over my XM radio?

Sleepy drek........horrible.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 10, 2020 07:17 PM (Z+IKu)

480 Old Joe putting Hillary on as running mate doesn't help Joe, but to become President helps Hillary as Joe's life expectancy isn't too long.

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2020 07:17 PM (ZCEU2)

481 403
331 >>>Controversial golfer Paige Spiranic FAQ on boobs and bras in golf:

439
Speaking of coyotes,
I asked earlier about a varmint gun...for the neighborhood.

Can someone recommend to me a good pellet gun or whatever type that I can buy at Walmart?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 07:09 PM (H95zP)


Crosman makes some .177 CO2 cartridge pistols for under a hundred.

If you want to get really sporty and have a .22 rifle, get some .22 shorts, which are much quieter than LR's but work in a single shot configuration, but don't have enough oomph for a semi auto.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

482 The thing that is rarely mentioned, even by Biden critics , is his previous brain surgery.

Posted by: No one at March 10, 2020 07:17 PM (2DOZq)

483 If Joe keeps this up, there's gonna be a point that he takes a swing at somebody.


If he's lucky, it won't be Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 07:17 PM (oVJmc)

484
The entire Democratic Party Leadership is decrepit old white leftists. They're falling to pieces as we watch. The Clintons, Pelosi, Biden, Sanders.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2020 07:17 PM (SSVHF)

485 In the future, Joe Biden's campaign appearances will be limited to three minutes.

There is nothing wrong or unusual about that!

Posted by: The MSM! at March 10, 2020 07:17 PM (I2/tG)

486
The question of if a president-elect dies, what happens is a convoluted one. There are two cases.

1) Winner of popular vote and presumptive electoral college winner dies after popular election, but before Electoral college meets. There isn't an official President-elect until the EC votes.

2) EC winning President-elect dies before he's sworn in.

And there's a third, sort of in between stage. EC has voted, but Congress hasn't counted the ballots yet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 07:17 PM (rCwaK)

487 Speaking of coyotes,
I asked earlier about a varmint gun...for the neighborhood.

Can someone recommend to me a good pellet gun or whatever type that I can buy at Walmart?


I don't think you should try to take coyote with a pellet gun. Even coyotes deserve a clean kill. You can get a bolt action Savage varmint gun for like $300.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 07:18 PM (9t0Zz)

488 >That's logical, but I don't think it's actually spelled out anywhere.
Posted by: Ace's liver


and that's why it would precipitate an avalanche of lawsuits
that might be a true constitutional crisis

Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene at March 10, 2020 07:18 PM (iTXRQ)

489 Look at the grouse!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Certainly Not a Stooge at March 10, 2020 07:18 PM (sWM8x)

490 For coyote discouragement? Crossbow.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 07:18 PM (bCLt0)

491 If Joe keeps this up, there's gonna be a point that he takes a swing at somebody. I've seen the dementia thing play out, and it goes from this tourettes type thing to getting physical once he can no longer verbally communicate.


He's getting there really fast.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 10, 2020 07:16 PM

I can lick any man in the house. Ask Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Joe from Scrotem, PA Biden at March 10, 2020 07:18 PM (We5+z)

492 She's a sexy, attractive narcissist with big boobs
and she takes selfies a lot. The big boobs and taking selfies is not unusual for narcissistic women. The only thing that makes her unique is that she plays golf and apparently does it fairly well.

******************

Wait she was playing golf in that video?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Saying Fuck This Shit at March 10, 2020 07:18 PM (+dsLj)

493
so everyone knows the best breakfast sandwich is made with Taylor pork roll right?

Posted by: ace



Ween agrees:

https://youtu.be/2IfWuUVgFSQ

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 10, 2020 07:18 PM (8B6Ng)

494 MY NAME IS JOE BIDEN, AND I CAN LICK ANY MAN IN THE HOUSE!

Posted by: JOE BIDEN!!! at March 10, 2020 07:19 PM (I2/tG)

495 ''Im sure this is what the left says about Trump, except how he was 50 years ago is how he is now.''

He's one of those lucky guys who stays sharp until the day they die. He won the genetic lottery. Also abstaining from alcohol and cigarettes probably helps.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 07:19 PM (RueoN)

496 Paige Spiranac is a pro golfer but is not active an any of the tours. She's not playing in the LPGA. I'm not sure if she is playing the Symetra Tour (the development tour for the LPGA). Right now she is cashing in on her looks and she's a decent golfer. Gotta make a living.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 10, 2020 07:19 PM (pf1Pv)

497 Almost any of the breakbarrel pellet guns are good. Get the heaviest pellets you can buy. I forget the name but use the ones with a BB in a lead overmold. Those take our gophers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2020 07:19 PM (pw+jk)

498 Biden can barely stand on his walking sticks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2020 07:19 PM (r+sAi)

499 484
The entire Democratic Party Leadership is decrepit old white leftists. They're falling to pieces as we watch. The Clintons, Pelosi, Biden, Sanders.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2020 07:17 PM (SSVHF)


That's because they're all of an age at which normal people retire.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 10, 2020 07:19 PM (wGeit)

500 So, you're calling off our wedding ?
Posted by: JT at March 10, 2020 07:06 PM (arJlL)

Not you, JT. We are the exception.

And who cares if I've never laid eyes on you or heard you speak if it feels like we've known each other for a looong time?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 07:19 PM (9hauA)

501 Even better is if Joe decks his VP pick.

Bonus points if it's Tank Abrams.

Biden gets into it with some chump and as he's walking away looks at Abrams and says I don't like your face either, shithead and lands a fist on her chin.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 07:19 PM (j3npP)

502 Check out this video of Joe leaving the campaign stop this morning after swearing at the union worker.

https://tinyurl.com/uxyvwxw
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 07:07 PM (ZLI7S)
.........

Looks like the goofballs are wearing off. Call DOCTOR Jill!

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

503 Always conflicted about coyotes. I am a dog lover, and they are very dog like.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 07:20 PM (bCLt0)

504 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 07:14 PM (WI7YS)

She's earning a living. The lesbians and the Koreans on the LPGA are what ruined women's golf, not Paige.

Posted by: No one at March 10, 2020 07:20 PM (2DOZq)

505 If Slow Joe wins and dies after the electors vote then his VP does become president.


If Slow Joe dies before the election though the electors are probably not bound to vote for him, we've had faithless electors before and presumably they can vote for anyone if he has the majority.


The only actual restriction is that the VP and President they vote for can't be from the same state so....I'm betting Hillary makes sure Slow Joe's VP candidate isn't from NY presuming it isn't her.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2020 07:20 PM (WdocV)

506
I've never seen a coyote. I just want something I can annoy varmints with without my neighbors thinking I'm shooting my gun off.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 07:20 PM (H95zP)

507 In the Philippines the president does not pick a vice presidential running mate. There is a seperate election for the VP.

Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 10, 2020 07:21 PM (nzKWW)

508 As always in politics with few exceptions (Trump being one), Biden is just a front for a bunch of other interests.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 07:21 PM (zr5Kq)

509
For instance, squirrels treat my house like it's Disney World. I want to discourage that.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 07:21 PM (H95zP)

510 cbsaustin.com/news/local/alex-jones-arrested-for-dwi-in-travis-county

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 07:21 PM (ykYG2)

511 The entire Democratic Party Leadership is decrepit old white leftists.

*********

And they'll be replaced by the likes of AOC, Tlaib and Omar.

If we don't break off into our own country to get away from these commies we are beyond fuckity fucked.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Saying Fuck This Shit at March 10, 2020 07:21 PM (+dsLj)

512 Speaking of coyotes,
.......

Be nice people. Leave them an omelette every once in a while out back.
Then burn your TP.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM (v0R5T)

513 Coyotes are, well, everywhere now.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM (bCLt0)

514 The anger comes from the inner knowledge that you are no longer making sense. Even to yourself.


This happens when you are still in touch enough to know what you want to say and are frustrated because you're unable to say it or the wrong thing comes out of your mouth or the actions you take are not what you thought you were going to do.

It's an indication of loss, fear and frustration.


As they say next comes physicality with this type of personality.

It's like Drunks. Some people are happy drunks and some are quiet drunks or morose. And then there's the angry and physical drunks. And these are the ones that give alcohol a bad name.

I wonder whether he's wearing depends on a regular basis also. I think he's losing control and that can extend to physical systems.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM (Y79GB)

515 If you want to get really sporty and have a .22 rifle, get some .22 shorts, which are much quieter than LR's but work in a single shot configuration, but don't have enough oomph for a semi auto.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 07:17


.22 LR Sub-Sonic. There are some from CCI that will cycle in a semi-auto.

You are welcome.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM (We5+z)

516 Right now she is cashing in on her looks and she's a decent golfer. Gotta make a living.

___

I can see why....

Posted by: Some Moron with eyes at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM (WdocV)

517
And here's Uncle Joe

He's a-thinkin' kinda slow

At the Junction

Senility Junction!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM (9wmyx)

518 >>My dad had it too. He was kicked out of three assisted living places because he was violent. When we were little he would beat my brother and I for no reason and he reverted to that violent behavior when he got dementia.

My friend's dad died from it a few years ago - the odd and disturbing thing was he kept slipping out of the nursing home and roam the streets - shouting at everyone who passed by - the police had to constantly pick him up - why they couldn't contain him was a mystery - felt bad for the family - it was hard on them.

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM (32YRo)

519 496 Paige Spiranac is a pro golfer but is not active an any of the tours. She's not playing in the LPGA. I'm not sure if she is playing the Symetra Tour (the development tour for the LPGA). Right now she is cashing in on her looks and she's a decent golfer. Gotta make a living.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 10, 2020 07:19 PM (pf1Pv)


Prolly turning tricks.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM (XathI)

520 And as noted, brain tumors can exhibit the same symptoms as dementia.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM (Y79GB)

521 484
The entire Democratic Party Leadership is decrepit old white leftists. They're falling to pieces as we watch. The Clintons, Pelosi, Biden, Sanders.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2020 07:17 PM (SSVHF)

That's because they're all of an age at which normal people retire.
Posted by: Ace's liver


The Dems have a terrible bench. I'm not under the illusion that the party is done but, man.

This is the best they got!?!?

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM (Qf83p)

522 My accelerating dementia got rid of my galloping consumption so it's all good. Look me over, inspect under the hood, pull my piston, everything works just as good as always even if I haven't knocked up any strippers lately.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 07:23 PM (COzlW)

523 And they'll be replaced by the likes of AOC, Tlaib and Omar.

***

Omar amazes me the most of all these. She's been caught red handed MARRYING HER BROTHER FFS and yet nothing happens to her.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2020 07:23 PM (WdocV)

524 Always conflicted about coyotes. I am a dog lover, and they are very dog like.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 07:20 PM (bCLt0)


They are, but they also suck. I'm glad I don't have to deal with them any longer because I'm too old to shoot anything.

I saw one wandering along the road here just a few days ago. Not too unusual to hear their late night operas spring and summer.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 10, 2020 07:23 PM (8B6Ng)

525 "The interesting thing is Lakoff's interpretation of Trump's action and
language in view of a claimed "Strict Father Morality" which I have
never heard of." kindletot

yeah, I think Lakoff is a socialist ... but he gave Trump credit for being very smart in his use of language. idk about "Strict Father Morality" or what it means to Lakoff ... but Trump was running to be the leader of the free world, and expressing his vision of how things should be is perfectly normal.


All the cries about dictator Trump are just fake narrative. Trump has been incredibly restrained ... very patient (too patient, trying to work with DeepState instead of making exec orders?) in the face of the Coup and all the rest.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2020 07:23 PM (Cus5s)

526 506
I've never seen a coyote. I just want something I can annoy varmints with without my neighbors thinking I'm shooting my gun off.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 07:20 PM (H95zP)


I almost ran over a coyote crossing the street last night.

Mangy suckers, neighborhood cat killers.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 07:23 PM (sy5kK)

527 Looks like the goofballs are wearing off. Call DOCTOR Jill!

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

LOL

Joe: Man everyone keeps handing me chiclets! I love chiclets! So tasty!

Aide: Uh those are pills Joe...holy shit you took the whole bottle!

*Ambulance sirens*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 07:23 PM (j3npP)

528 No live audience for the next Dem debate. Yea, that's the ticket. Two old dopes talking to themselves.

scintillating

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 07:23 PM (ZLI7S)

529 443 "I'm Joe Biden, and I don't recall this message."

"I'm Joe Biden, and I..y'know the thing..."

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at March 10, 2020 07:23 PM (JXKKq)

530 504: The LPGA has had decent ratings the last few years. The Korean ladies have had more competition the last few years from Americans, Canadians, Euros, and other parts of Asia not including Korea. Not as many lesbians as there were in the past either. Things have changed in women's golf.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 10, 2020 07:24 PM (pf1Pv)

531 Billie Ellish is a woman, often works with her brother and they did the new James Bond theme.
Kinda quirky but listenable

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2020 07:24 PM (ZCEU2)

532 Prolly turning tricks.
___

I GOT THREE FIFTY IN NICKLES RIGHT HERE!

Posted by: Some Moron right after a successful hobo hunt at March 10, 2020 07:24 PM (WdocV)

533 Paige is kinda the Anna Kornakova of golf

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 10, 2020 07:24 PM (MU2MU)

534 Can someone recommend to me a good pellet gun or whatever type that I can buy at Walmart?
===================
Are you trying to kill them, or piss them off? And, the .223/.556 is the ultimate varmint gun. That's what pisses me off when the gun-grabbers start the "you don't a weapon of war..." boolshit. Need? No. Want? LOLGFY.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 10, 2020 07:24 PM (7Fj9P)

535 Nood.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 10, 2020 07:24 PM (v30M8)

536 And as noted, brain tumors can exhibit the same symptoms as dementia.


Posted by: jakee308 at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM (Y79GB)

If it weren't for the tumor, Joe's IQ would be cut in half.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 10, 2020 07:24 PM (8B6Ng)

537 In CT coyotes skinned a Shar Pei alive.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 10, 2020 07:24 PM (6/uwW)

538 Fatigue and stress exacerbate dementia. So, by all means Jill, and Democrats, put him on the Campaign Trail!!

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 07:24 PM (bCLt0)

539 NOOD Weinstein!!!!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 10, 2020 07:25 PM (DjiZK)

540 Billy Eilish.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 07:25 PM (zr5Kq)

541 Speaking of coyotes,
.......

Be nice people. Leave them an omelette every once in a while out back.
Then burn your TP.
Posted by: wth

---
This depends on the coyote.

Some of them would prefer it if you left them an anvil, a giant Acme magnet, and some shoes with springs on them.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 07:25 PM (VDp66)

542 So, you're calling off our wedding ?
Posted by: JT at March 10, 2020 07:06 PM (arJlL)

Not you, JT. We are the exception.

And who cares if I've never laid eyes on you or heard you speak if it feels like we've known each other for a looong time?
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself

Good !

So, whaddya say, Honeymoon practice in one hour ?

(And I don't believe in pre-marital arguing !)

Posted by: JT at March 10, 2020 07:25 PM (arJlL)

543 >>Paige Spiranac is a pro golfer but is not active an any of the tours. She's not playing in the LPGA.

I've lived women's golf the last eight years with my daughter starting at 11 - never heard of Paige so she's probably just a tight ass in a bikini right now - which is enough in some circles - but not in golf at a high performance level.

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 07:25 PM (32YRo)

544 From belt buckle to shoe sole. Is that a real saying? It sounds like he likes their dicks.

Posted by: no good deed at March 10, 2020 07:25 PM (MmFTx)

545 When I was at the pool in Sandman New Mexico, there were some bad girls and they would cut a cake no they would CUT a keg, That isn't easy to do so I asked them how they pedal a car to school. This one guy, his name was Sugar Smacks, if her veins hurt afterward. She said no because canoes don't have legs.
I though, that is one smart dude... and she was a badass too.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 07:26 PM (pw+jk)

546 I already have one Pope I am not too pleased with in the secular realm, I do not need another.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2020 07:26 PM (2B9A/)

547 494 MY NAME IS JOE BIDEN, AND I CAN LICK ANY MAN IN THE HOUSE!
Posted by: JOE BIDEN!!!
____________

You probably should stop doing that Joey, what will all this virus crap and everything. You're spreading a lot of germs around. Plus, we know homosexuality is trendy and cool with the lefties and all that, but the rest of us really don't want to see it acted out in public, especially by a geezer like you.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 10, 2020 07:26 PM (k4dH2)

548 And they'll be replaced by the likes of AOC, Tlaib and Omar.

If they had real political support, Bernie would be the nominee.

Posted by: JOE BIDEN!!! at March 10, 2020 07:26 PM (I2/tG)

549 In the future, Joe Biden's campaign appearances will be limited to three minutes.

There is nothing wrong or unusual about that!
Posted by: The MSM! at March 10, 2020 07:17 PM (I2/tG)
---
And you would have to be Putin's lackey to think it's not!

Posted by: Demedia News Reacter at March 10, 2020 07:26 PM (Eicbe)

550 519 496 Paige Spiranac is a pro golfer but is not active an any of the tours. She's not playing in the LPGA. I'm not sure if she is playing the Symetra Tour (the development tour for the LPGA). Right now she is cashing in on her looks and she's a decent golfer. Gotta make a living.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 10, 2020 07:19 PM (pf1Pv)


Prolly turning tricks.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM (XathI)

I was going to make a catty comment but restrained myself. Then I saw this, LOL.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 07:27 PM (9hauA)

551 531 But then I listen to alternative music

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2020 07:27 PM (ZCEU2)

552 What they are doing to that asshole Biden is awful.

I want Democrats in charge of health care. 77-year-olds, out in the rocky fields, pulling the plow because they had to eat the horse.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 07:27 PM (8ruUE)

553 And as noted, brain tumors can exhibit the same symptoms as dementia.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM

Worked for me.

Posted by: John McCain at March 10, 2020 07:27 PM (We5+z)

554

.22 LR Sub-Sonic. There are some from CCI that will cycle in a semi-auto.

You are welcome.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM (We5+z)


I have 600 rounds (I think that's it) of the Aguila brand myself.

They are quiet, compared to the regular .22LR.

I did use them once in a magazine, and no misfire. And they are 60 grain, I was kinda surprised.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 07:27 PM (sy5kK)

555 The Great Horny Owl can be heard well into the night in search of a mate calling 'Hoo-ha, hoo-ha'.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, aka, 'contagion' at March 10, 2020 07:28 PM (Vy7tf)

556 Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 07:20 PM (H95zP)


Pellet guns are good. If you're allowed to own or use them.

They're quiet so usually the cops only find out if the neighbor sees you or you talk too much.

Pumps are quieter than gas or compressed air but they don't have quite the oomph. They will injure but may not kill depending on shot location and the animal being shot.

Also the type ammo being used. BB's are less likely to do damage than pellets. Some pellets are shaped so they are more likely to penetrate bone and kill.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 10, 2020 07:28 PM (Y79GB)

557 No sympathy for the demented POS. Time for reckoning for a lifetime of corruption and scumbaggery.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 10, 2020 07:28 PM (nBV40)

558 Sooth, that bird is a mourning dove. Male, specifically.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2020 07:29 PM (rBtIz)

559 503 Always conflicted about coyotes. I am a dog lover, and they are very dog like.
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Yea, look like dogs, but when they hunt and kill pets, that goes out the window.

Out here in rural Oregon, I once had to catch my little dog as he followed a she coyote across a big open field. Morning, broad day light. She would move 30 yards. Sit down. Wait for him to get close. Move another 30 yards (closer to the start of the forrest), and repeated this behavior another 10 times or so, trying to lure him into the forrest where no doubt the remainder of the pack was waiting. Clearly what was happening, and poor little guy just thought he was having fun chasing something new.

We have TONS of coyotes out here, and where I live I can shoot from my front door. I don't think twice about breaking out the 'ol AR-14 and going to town.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 10, 2020 07:29 PM (DRgs8)

560 ''Mangy suckers, neighborhood cat killers.''

Pack of them killed a sweet chihuahua that belonged to a woman in my office. Took a chunk out of him and were circling to get his little body. Her son came out of the house with a baseball bat and held them off but they were still aggressive. Little guy didn't have a chance.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 07:29 PM (RueoN)

561 I once had a great horned owl bounce of my windshield and over my car. 2am drive back home from work. I was driving tired and moved over in my lane to miss what I thought was a stump in the road (mountain driving) until it took off and flew into my car. Big fn bird.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 07:29 PM (0OmEj)

562 476 If Joe keeps this up, there's gonna be a point that he takes a swing at somebody. I've seen the dementia thing play out, and it goes from this tourettes type thing to getting physical once he can no longer verbally communicate.


He's getting there really fast.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 10, 2020 07:16 PM (8B6Ng)



Yeah. DeBlasio on Morning Joe was talking about how Joe's never been vetted. I mean, truly vetted. He was elected in 71 and won re-election ever since. Was never a threat as a presidential candidate and certainly no vetting as VP. Got a pass at all the debates as they went after each other, Bloomie and then Bernie (with the small exception of Harris in debate #1).


He's never really faced the fire coming from all sides and angles. This will be interesting.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 10, 2020 07:30 PM (Ozpxd)

563 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE BROTHER AND SISTER!!!!!

doin' an Omar, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: in Vung Tau, with the Aussies at March 10, 2020 07:30 PM (8KSPd)

564 507 In the Philippines the president does not pick a vice presidential running mate. There is a seperate election for the VP.
Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 10, 2020 07:21 PM (nzKWW)


That's the way it was originally in the US. Until the twelfth amendment was passed each elector cast two votes - the recipient of the most votes became president and the guy with the second highest vote total became vice president.

The problem is you're setting up a situation where the two most likely have opposing political philosophies, which sets up all sorts of bad incentives.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 10, 2020 07:31 PM (wGeit)

565 555 The Great Horny Owl can be heard well into the night in search of a mate calling 'Hoo-ha, hoo-ha'.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, aka, 'contagion' at March 10, 2020 07:28 PM (Vy7tf)

I thought that was Al Pacino.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2020 07:31 PM (2B9A/)

566 The problem is you're setting up a situation where the two most likely have opposing political philosophies, which sets up all sorts of bad incentives.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 10, 2020 07:31 PM (wGeit)

However, if you are trying to hamstring the government being able to do anything (which one can argue that the framers were) it is not such a bad idea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2020 07:32 PM (2B9A/)

567 Not as many lesbians as there were in the past either. Things have changed in women's golf.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 10, 2020 07:24 PM (pf1Pv)

Their still there - you see it in some college tournaments - but is not as prevalent. The longer distances they push the ladies on require bigger frames, its tough on the more feminine and thus littler golfers - my daughter weighs in at a mighty 106 pounds, so you are not going to beat out a big girl carrying 145 lbs of taco buffet night on a 6000 yard course...but she does alright.

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 07:33 PM (32YRo)

568 My dad had it too. He was kicked out of three
assisted living places because he was violent. When we were little he
would beat my brother and I for no reason and he reverted to that
violent behavior when he got dementia.



My friend's dad died from it a few years ago - the odd and
disturbing thing was he kept slipping out of the nursing home and roam
the streets - shouting at everyone who passed by - the police had to
constantly pick him up - why they couldn't contain him was a mystery -
felt bad for the family - it was hard on them.



Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 07:22 PM

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He was like my dad. We would sit and watch the nurses come and go punching their codes into the door lock. Once he watched long enough he figured out the door code and was able to get out when no one was watching.


My dad was MacGiver until he lost his mind and he still retained a bit after that.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2020 07:33 PM (JUOKG)

569 I've seen coyotes in Maine.

They've spread to all over the country. Partly due to the killing off of the wolves and large cats and also due to the screwy hunting laws east of the Mississippi.

If you see something that looks like a fox but is a bit bigger and kinda like a dog? That's a coyote.

Most people take them for dogs when seen irregularly.

Their few predators are Bears, other Coyotes, Wolves, Mountain Lions, Man and trucks and cars.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 10, 2020 07:33 PM (Y79GB)

570 Check out this video of Joe leaving the campaign stop this morning after swearing at the union worker.

https://tinyurl.com/uxyvwxw
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 07:07 PM (ZLI7S)
.........

Looks like the goofballs are wearing off. Call DOCTOR Jill!
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 07:20 PM (v0R5T)
************
Love how his handlers are quickly getting him into the car so he doesn't have to answer anymore questions.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2020 07:34 PM (wiXsO)

571 >>> She's earning a living. The lesbians and the Koreans on the LPGA are what ruined women's golf, not Paige.
Posted by: No one

Went to LPGA tourney with a friend who had sponsor passes. Half the of the gallery was made up of lesbians and women PE teachers (birm).

Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 10, 2020 07:35 PM (xefD9)

572 Thanks, Publius. I'm almost sorry I asked. Should've known it wouldn't be simple.

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2020 07:38 PM (XxJt1)

573 My dad was MacGiver until he lost his mind and he still retained a bit after that.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2020 07:33 PM (JUOKG)

Yes, I wondered whether they home just thought my friends dad was mindless and wouldn't figure out how to get out, but it was as if that part of him was pretty clever - almost childlike clever in getting out - why he wanted to escape all the time I have no clue...

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 07:38 PM (32YRo)

574 I'm here for you, Joe.

Posted by: The Bollard at March 10, 2020 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

575 "Stand up, Chuck!" screamed Biden at some rando - "or I will slap you with FDR on television in 1929! FDR couldn't work in a Dunkin' Doughnuts, even though he was clean and articulate. No, they wheeled him out of the store because he didn't have an Indian accent. My word as a Biden! Do they have Dunkin's in Arkansas? My grandson's gonna need work as Hunter always spends my money on hookers and blow. Guess my grandson (now what was his name? Chuck!) That's right, like Chuck Norris whose face I stuck a finger in the other days while doing push-ups - hey, is my speech over yet? My grandson Norris will have to cultivate an Indian accent, which is a BFD. C'mon man....

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at March 10, 2020 07:39 PM (JXKKq)

576 "I thought that was Al Pacino."

"Cruising" was the awesomemost movie!

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at March 10, 2020 07:41 PM (JXKKq)

577 Their few predators are Bears, other Coyotes, Wolves, Mountain Lions, Man and trucks and cars.
========

Yea, on hunting by man, a great technique is to take that old frozen Turkey you didn't eat at thanksgiving and plop it on a piece of rebar nailed into the ground. Go about your day, then at evening time grab a couple of beers, a lawn chair and your AR14

Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 10, 2020 07:44 PM (DRgs8)

578 570 Love how his handlers are quickly getting him into the car so he doesn't have to answer anymore questions.

you mean he's refusing to answer questions and stomping out?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 10, 2020 07:45 PM (sGtp+)

579 You're not going to get anything in a pump or spring gun that will be truly effective.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 07:13 PM (xSo9G)

Now, this airgun will whack a coyote, but costly:

https://www.airgundepot.com/airforce-texan-ss.html

Posted by: caitlynn jenner at March 10, 2020 07:46 PM (miJU3)

580 If he's lucky, it won't be Trump.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 07:17 PM (oVJmc)

Secret Service would have to shoot him.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 10, 2020 07:50 PM (Mdmyk)

581 It's pretty depressing the leftists have such tight control over the American press Joe Biden's obvious dementia is a bigger story in Australia than it is here.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 10, 2020 06:54 PM (wGeit)


It's hilarious how they're laughing at our unfree presstitutes being such paid for whores trying to hide the obvious. International objects of ridicule. Take a bow F. Chuck, Dick with ears Tapper, Vanderbilt Poofter, Ralph Maddow and the rest of those retarded shitheads.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 07:58 PM (y7DUB)

582
Whoa! Dead ringer for David Lee Roth that Mr. French was! Truly startling!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 08:15 PM (pNxlR)

583 '[...] union from "from belt buckle to shoe sole, man."'

So, only half-union then. Admittedly, the more functional half.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 11, 2020 12:47 PM (IxDhF)

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