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Media Rushes In to Defend Old Sick Demented Man
Peter J. Hasson, a Daily Caller editor, says that he's battled a stutter all his life, and the media is straight-up lying when they claim that Biden's sundowning can be explained as him fighting the stutter.
I've dealt with a stutter my entire life. I still do voice exercises every day to manage it. I wish people would stop blaming every one of Joe Biden's mental miscues on a childhood stutter. It's absurd to the point of being offensive https://t.co/JSmgmBv51p
— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) March 7, 2020
Former Vice President Joe Biden’s media defenders have settled on their weapon for silencing questions about his mental misfires: his childhood stutter. "Joe Biden's opponents on the left and right are spreading a disgusting and baseless smear that he is in 'cognitive decline,' based on verbal slip-ups he makes when trying to suppress his childhood stutter," Raw Story’s Matthew Chapman wrote in a viral Twitter thread. Others in media are advancing similar arguments. ... But] stuttering has nothing to do with Biden telling people he was arrested in the streets of South Africa trying to see Nelson Mandela. (He wasn't.) Stuttering has nothing to do with Biden pledging to appoint the first African-American woman to the United States Senate. (The Senate has already had black women, and presidents don't appoint senators anyway.) Stuttering has nothing to do with Biden making bizarre references to record players, it has nothing to do with Biden forgetting in which state he’s campaigning, and it has nothing to do with him confusing people and events from decades apart. It simply doesn't. What's really behind Biden's mental misfires is up for debate but the vast majority of the time, it ain’t a childhood stutter, and anybody saying otherwise is either dishonest or uninformed.The Daily Caller also notes that Biden's campaign is now keeping Sundown Joe's speeches shorter than they had been. Most likely to end them before he begins sundowning.
Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden's campaign speeches and interviews with media are reportedly getting shorter and harder to come by. Some of his opponents say it’s because he can’t be counted on to stay on message and avoid gaffes. While his speeches earlier on in the campaign could last as long as an hour, his speeches over the weekend in the middle of the country lasted less than 15 minutes each, according to the Washington Post. In St. Louis, Missouri, he spoke for just seven minutes; in Kansas City, 12 minutes; and 14 minutes in Jackson, Mississippi. ... "Joe Biden's staff are trying to hide Joe Biden," Andrew Clark, director of the Trump campaign’s rapid response team, told the Daily Caller. "They are absolutely terrified that voters will see more viral and unedited videos of Biden’s embarrassing inability to communicate while President Trump delivers his winning message straight to the American people."And of course: the media rushes in to save a sick, weak old man.
On a man’s confrontation with Biden over guns, in which the former VP told him he was “full of shit” as he tried to explain his position and the man refused to listen. Biden supporters, at least, are into it — “good for Joe” is trending. https://t.co/a3MnfnPvKa
— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) March 10, 2020
Hey, fact check:
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) March 10, 2020
- There is no such thing as an AR-14 as Biden states in the clip
- AR-15s are not illegal as Biden states in the clip
- Biden has a page on his website calling for a new assault weapon ban.
-Biden has promised to appoint Beto O'Rourke as a Gun Czar https://t.co/Q1b7KPAHyw
— Jeryl Bier (@JerylBier) March 10, 2020
I guess now that Bloomberg dropped out of the race, Bloomberg Media is back to covering Democrat candidates? And yes, there is -- or was -- an AR-14, which was a very rare Vietnam-era weapon.
And from my research, I have found this, an image showing the manual for a very rare, civilian sporting rifle designed by Armalite: The AR-14. An early design by Armalite before the AR-15 platform was developed.This weapon never existed in large quantities and no longer exists outside of gun collector's gun rooms. Meanwhile, the hardhats are unpersuaded by Sundown Joe.
"Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!"
— Trump War Room - Text EMPOWER to 88022 (@TrumpWarRoom) March 10, 2020
Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President @realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit. pic.twitter.com/AxvasJCFCR
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:24 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid channels the mixer at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
IANAD but this seems reasonable to me.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid channels the mixer at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (Vy7tf)
That's gotta be downright terrifying for the Dem machine.
Those guys have been reliable D voters for well over a century.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:26 PM (tLWGd)
Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President @realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit.
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I fully believe those polls saying that Trump is going to lose to Biden by 7 points nationally.
*eyeroll*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:26 PM (zZbCU)
But not once when I was stuttering did I think I was in Iowa when I was in New York.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)
The stock market can lose everything and go into negative territory and Trump will still win big in November.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 02:26 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 10, 2020 02:26 PM (k/TB6)
That's gotta be downright terrifying for the Dem machine.
Those guys have been reliable D voters for well over a century.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:26 PM (tLWGd)
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"Well, have you tried calling them racist?"
"Yes, xer."
"Have you tried doing it really loudly?"
"Yes, xer."
"Well, yell louder. Why do I have to think of everything?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (JFO2v)
Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President @realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit.
It.Moved.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (pndC3)
Posted by: Joe Biden, sharp as a fucking hammer at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (icI8A)
Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit.
Freakin awesome.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (ONvIw)
Alternate post title:
The Left Says Joe Is Tops In The Ol' Noodle; Meanwhile, Joe Biden: I Was Born A Stuttering Poor Black Girl In The South
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (rIEGA)
Posted by: pep at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (T6t7i)
Donald Trump won't be helping matters either.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)
And from my research, I have found this, an image showing the manual for a very rare, civilian sporting rifle designed by Armalite: The AR-14. An early design by Armalite before the AR-15 platform was developed.
Still have yet to see an actual picture of one. That half-sketch, half-mech drawing is the only thing that's been produced as evidence.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (zQhAi)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (ONvIw)
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They defended Hillary too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (zZbCU)
Joe Biden: People try to put me down just because I g-g-g-get around. Talkin' about my B-B-B-Biden stutter
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (mpeBU)
Template may have changed a bit.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (Qf83p)
Was Joe endorsing Trump again by being there ?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (XN+73)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (XyVor)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (JRaU+)
Template may have changed a bit.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (FJYfm)
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I remember when Trump was going to nuke France because the PM of Canada said something mean about him on Twitter and Trump wouldn't know where to send the bomb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (zZbCU)
Be offended, you twee little fuck. Indignation isn't the conversation-stopper you think it is or would like it to be.
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (Izzlo)
Or is that something people who stutter don't trip over.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (2mteh)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (W+kMI)
> "Yes, xer."
"Have you tried sending out tenured professors to lecture the unemployed coal miners on their White Male Privilege?
"Yes, xer."
"Dammit! I told you before. I'm now 'xim', not 'xer', you transphobic racist!".
The way these people operate would be great for running a cult. Less great for building a coalition that can win national elections.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: pookysgirl, product recovery specialist at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: jwest at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (mrrpT)
Trump set us up the bomb.
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (W+kMI)
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But, by golly, Biden's gonna win San Francisco big.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (zZbCU)
Face it, Joe is forgetting the meanings of words.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: pep at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (icI8A)
Most likely to end them before he begins sundowning.
"Hi! I'm..."
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (tLWGd)
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I question this word choice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (zZbCU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li4PG7nmlyM
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (bhH12)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (JRaU+)
I don't think this is ageist. This would be more ableist. If Joe was 40 this would be pretty much the same thing if he was displaying these symptoms.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (XyVor)
As LOL at this is at the moment its going to get even crazier because those two are not going to just step aside if asked.
This in both their minds (Joe's being mashed potato now) was their right.
Posted by: H Badger at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (n/0Nw)
Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit.
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They were obviously stuttering the word "Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!"
Posted by: fly gal at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Roman Hruska at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (LWu6U)
IANAD but this seems reasonable to me.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (ExV1e)
There's a good article with a graph that tracks coronavirus' sensitivity to heat and humidity that validates that. Also, as I've mentioned before, a body temp at 98.6 is also helpful
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (ONvIw)
Good point, yes.
They also probably are focus grouping how the public would react to a hologram standing in for Biden during public appearances. I mean, I'm serious, man! (pointing to a sidewalk)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Driveby Delurker at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (ljmGq)
Trump set us up the bomb.
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (ZS9TG)
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I need your opinion on pickles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (Izzlo)
Oh! Is that why he used the word "I" so much, he was stuttering!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (2mteh)
STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY!
STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY!
STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (pndC3)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Ted K. at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (KUaJL)
Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit.
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They were obviously stuttering the word "Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!"
Posted by: fly gal at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (8TdcF)
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"I was saying Boo-urns..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (6XlcD)
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Obummer's stutter came from having to spew out all the lies he was required to say. Yea verily the untruths choked him as they were uttered. He also totally sucked as a public speaker, but I like to think that veracity and facility of speech go hand in hand most of the time.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Sponge
Slapping hot iron?
Posted by: eleven
He shot the stutterer.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (2mteh)
Posted by: willow at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (SmluR)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (icI8A)
"Incident." CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE *hic**shart**thud*
Posted by: Hillary, who's totally stable you backstabbing bastard at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Boonie at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (lMn1U)
Is there an over/under date for Sundown jacking it onstage and the unfree press acting like it's perfectly normal?
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (y7DUB)
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"He was just adjusting his massive junk because pants can't really fit around it that well, and his hand started stuttering really bad."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (datdl)
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And will also put people in the judiciary who will take away all your rights and force you to bake all the cakes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (zZbCU)
We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are women created by.. go...you know....you know..the thing. That's a stutter?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (mpeBU)
Biden has been a chronic liar his entire public life. What we see now is his reduction to his essence.
Posted by: baldilocks at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (mNGMs)
Posted by: Joey 'Daltry' Biden at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (ISvXH)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (2mteh)
The dying scene took awhile.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (Orx/W)
You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (ch6++)
And you, sir, are no Porky Pig!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (m45I2)
Of course, people just need to understand that the key to dealing with the current stock market panic is to not sell. Let the institutional traders swap money around without getting any of yours.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)
You know the formula:
A boy is a girl. A pastrami sandwich is a Reuben. A pickle is a meat.
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (ZS9TG)
Like nobody can tell the difference between someone who is trying not to stutter and someone who is suffering visible, continual mental collapse, and its not insulting as hell to say they are indistinguishable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)
This is cruel. Someone should dose his metamucil and put him out of his misery.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (ch6++)
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Michigan's primary is today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (rIEGA)
And that little girl was me!
Posted by: Kamel Toe at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (88+cf)
You know the formula:
A boy is a girl. A pastrami sandwich is a Reuben. A pickle is a meat.
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (ZS9TG)
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Thanks. I'd forgotten.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (zZbCU)
Why does that sound familiar...hmm...I must be having a Biden day because I just can't recall....
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (icI8A)
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)
Joe will last about as long as the gay son of Edward the Longshanks if he wins the nomination.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (FTlwv)
And no, I don't believe those things about Trump, but that's been NeverTrump's arguments since 2015 with regard to the Tangerine Nightmare.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (AMIL/)
STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY!
STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY!
S-S-S-Stop it!
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (DJFLF)
They'll use the Corona virus as the way to keep Joe isolated and meanwhile Trump will be out doing more retail politics not worried about a damn thing.
So you either have to put Joe back out on the trail or you look like a fool for hiding when the POTUS is out glad-handing the voters.
Ouch.
Posted by: H Badger at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: trev006 at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (FZi/E)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (DJFLF)
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Today and no.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (zZbCU)
Something like that is destined to happen, eventually. Its just a matter of how far he collapses before the convention, not if.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (pnfZk)
Sure, sure, now go back to 2008 and defend Maverick from Obama staffer mockery.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (0OmEj)
Ten Joe can tearfully turn the campaign over to his announced Vice President.
And it will not be Bernie.
Posted by: rd at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (+0uDE)
"LOL yeah, right"
--Democrats counting the ballots
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (6XlcD)
FDR and wheelchair
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (W+kMI)
Sure, sure, now go back to 2008 and defend Maverick from Obama staffer mockery.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (bDqIh)
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Remember when they made fun of him because he couldn't life his arm above his head?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (zZbCU)
SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)
Do you waltz? Or, alternately, a spicy Latin Hustle? I can accommodate on both counts.
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (pndC3)
Trump opposition researchers: You will locate this photograph.
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Mr Mom President at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (2mteh)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (X37WA)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
And now zombie Dean Martin will sing his new song
When your brain doesn't work
That's a stutter
When you call someone a lying dog faced pony soldier
That's a stutter
When you don't know what state you're in
That's a stutter
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
Notice Mel never stuttered when he sang? Some think it's a breathing issue when speaking.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (6XlcD)
FDR and wheelchair
Posted by: CN
Hillary Clinton had a club foot.
Oh wait.....
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (icI8A)
Trump beat her handily last time, with no record whatsoever.
With his current record, he'd curb stomp her.
Mooch is too lazy.
Every other prominent Dem is limited in appeal to the leftist fever swamps on the coasts.
Who do they have with actual national appeal? No one.
If they don't destroy Gabbard and Sinema, they might have someone in 10 years. Not now.
I think they're just royally fucked, and I think they know it.
They sure wouldn't be lining up behind Plugs if they had any viable options.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (tLWGd)
A union boss tried to step in to stop Joe. Joe continued.
The Dems are shitting their pants, and will continue to do so.
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (l3+k2)
-Media, with absolutely no hesitation
Posted by: MJ at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Haram Viking at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (CQewo)
Posted by: baldilocks at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (mNGMs)
Yep. There's part of me that's embarrassed for the country that this senile oaf is taken seriously by his trash party, but there's a much larger part that wants them completely humiliated to the world.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (H8QX8)
Fight me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (tLWGd)
Promote that guy!
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (zZbCU)
I was so glad that one worker caught the whole thing, that will circulate in his personal network and beyond. It may be too late to finish O'Biden in today's primary, but this will resonate come November.
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: IronDave at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (GFT37)
Posted by: The Media at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (DJFLF)
Michigan is today.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (RD7QR)
I'll try to find the video from Mr Knights gun room that talked about it.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (XN+73)
Your challenge is under consideration.
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (H8QX
"
Joe Biden stars as "Mr. Lonelybrain."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (ptqGC)
Can dementia cause a descent into a second childhood?
Depends.
Posted by: Young at Heart Hillary at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (ljmGq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (mpeBU)
They must really miss the good old days of the Reign of Error when they didn't have to do anything but yell " you're just saying that cuz he's BLACK".
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (ch6++)
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Michigan's primary is today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (zZbCU)
And because of "polls", Biden did not campaign here this past week. Bernie held rallies over the weekend and yesterday.
I"m surprised Biden showed up in the state today. The famous polls have him in the lead by 24 pts.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (dSAQa)
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (TQ/zJ)
She was decompensating before our eyes, and they just did not care. The media all rushed to tell us that our eyes were liars and she was fine.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (Uu+Jp)
It's just a cold
Posted by: Leonid Brezhnev at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (icI8A)
I don't even know what this is, but it sounds very funny.
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (DJFLF)
She's communist-lite, but reading the Bernie side's indignation with the Joe-Clinton-MSM Coverup Cabal has its rewards...
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (ZS9TG)
-Media, after searching for AR14 online for less than 3o seconds
Posted by: MJ at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (l3+k2)
They got better.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (X37WA)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (vPKfA)
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Suggested addition.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)
The media is really trying to drag him over the finish line.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (XN+73)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (DJFLF)
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Today and no.
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That seems like a fair prediction. Biden is going to win, in as much as Michigan above Detroit and Flint likely has no interest in Sanders. Not expecting much in the way of numbers in comparison to the general voting population though.
The Ohio primary next week is going to be anything but exciting at this point. I'm putting my vote in for Trump this time (it was Cruz in '16) for the record, if only because it allows us to cheer him on and remind Columbus which side their bread is buttered on. I call Ohion for Biden in advance because there aren't enough Berniebots to offset the machine votes in the cities.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (puu6v)
They'll hand it to Hillary. She will not stand for an Andrew Cuomo candidacy.
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: ShainS -- Sit-Down Joe/Stand-Up Chuck 2020!!! at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (cT1GC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (2mteh)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (puu6v)
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I can see there being a massive shitstorm if they try that. It's one thing to do it in NJ: doing it nationally is a completely different matter.
Posted by: Jackal at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (Lyh9/)
It will be interesting to see how long the MSM can keep these particular plates spinning.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (FVrDO)
She's communist-lite, but reading the Bernie side's indignation with the Joe-Clinton-MSM Coverup Cabal has its rewards...
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (ZS9TG)
Joe is Kerensky to Bernie's Lenin.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (RD7QR)
The Sundown Defenders are also ignoring the challenge to fight the guy. Not Joe's first threat of violence against someone.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (TQ/zJ)
WHAT? I missed that part. Ho-lee fook. People need to GTFOOH with that "Oh, someone should stop this cruelty, blah blah blah". The Delaware Destroyer is LOVING every minute of this fiasco. He truly believes he's the King now and forever. He's not feeling any pain.
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (icI8A)
I am amazed how the black politicians and leaders all stepped up to defend biden. WTF? There has to be someone bankrolling large payouts to get these guys to say that shit.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (2mteh)
Posted by: IronDave at March 10, 2020 02:43 PM (GFT37)
I thought a stammer was just proof you were a GEENYUSS like Obama? Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (icI8A)
It's often referred to as the NPRhinitus. When one of the high-pitched NPR interviewers punctuates his/her wisdom with an "ah, uhh, or umm" every four words.
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:43 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Joe Who at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (l3+k2)
Wow. Reuters is actually reporting honestly on this story. Even said he later called a worker there a horse's ass. Mention the workers chanting Trump. And mentions the lying dog faced pony soldier incident.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (SCvwT)
Ten Joe can tearfully turn the campaign over to his announced Vice President.
And it will not be Bernie.
Posted by: rd at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (+0uDE)
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Scratching my head and trying to remember my Civics classes. Has anything like this happened prior to the convention before? Don't most candidates wait until just before the convention to announce a VP selection?
Posted by: cornbred at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (A751K)
But he had mad fly catching skilz.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (rIEGA)
Answer in the form of a question please.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)
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Wherefore art thou a TOOMER?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (zZbCU)
"The ice...isgonna...BREAK!"
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (ZS9TG)
Fake News tomorrow: Second look at Bolshevik Bernie?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (rIEGA)
https://youtu.be/W5yVGmfivAk
You should take a least 2000IU, unless you live in an area with lots of sunshine (and spend a lot of time outdoors.)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (LWu6U)
The Democrats do this every single time. Every time we shout civil war and every time they come together. I call it Success Theater.
Bernie will step down well before the convention like a good little doggie
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (X37WA)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (bDqIh)
Ok movie fans, what movie did stuttering T-T-T-Toomer Smalls come from?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)
The Great Santini
Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (gmo/4)
What drove me the craziest was those flapping arms as he came down the steps of AF1
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (6XlcD)
Look, fat... back in those days, medicine wasn't what it is now. We didn't have speech therapists, ok? Here's the deal - the old sawbones told me "unless you want to have the stutter forever, there's one way to deal with it... ya gotta intimidate a black boy into fleeing a segregation-era pool."
And I did. True story. Word as a Biden.
Didn't just whip Corn Pop with a chain that day. Whipped adversity, too. Now I'll whip the shit out of you. Don't need an AR-14, either. I do it the old-fashioned way with a down home fracas.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (AzW6q)
Fake News tomorrow: Maybe a communist president isn't so bad.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (rIEGA)
Is all I want to say to you
Posted by: J-J-J-Joe B-B-B-Biden at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (oVJmc)
You should know this one. It's not only a GREAT movie it was set not far from you.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)
She was decompensating before our eyes, and they just did not care. The media all rushed to tell us that our eyes were liars and she was fine.
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This is true. To a man and whaman they denied the video clip of her almost faceplanting and being tossed into a van like a sack of fertilizer. All the photos of her being assisted up stairs were decried as false. Her seeming inability to visit at least two states in the same working day was derided as unimportant.
Trump campaigned in 2-3 states a day, kissed babies like it was his favorite duty, and stumped for all he was worth. Admittedly he has to cut back some due to the needs of the office, but when he gets out there he shows more energy and ability than the entire Democrat field combined.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (W+kMI)
Wow. Reuters is actually reporting honestly on this story. Even said he later called a worker there a horse's ass. Mention the workers chanting Trump. And mentions the lying dog faced pony soldier incident.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (mpeBU)
Someone over there must really like Bernie.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (X37WA)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (l3+k2)
They were both tongue tied assholes who never expended an iota of effort in addressing the country regularly as they're supposed to do. They let me and everybody else who voted for them down by being derp state tools who moved the country in the wrong direction.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (LWu6U)
Enough cash makes political integrity barely an inconvenience, or as we say on the hot mike, we'll more flexible after the...
check clears at Cayman National Bank!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (BiNEL)
That is the correct answer but unfortunately you did not answer in the form of a question.
You're disqualified.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: It's me donna
Wilson was completely stoved up
Posted by: x at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (nFwvY)
can you link the video or tell me the name of it?
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: The DNC at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (x/2Z8)
Biden NEVER Stutters when he is threatening violence against his supporters or his detractors.
He only stutters when there are facts involved.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (8FtR3)
Good. LZ stole the living shit out of half the stuff on their first three or four albums...and a few more after that...but this particular case was bunk from the start.
Spirit's throwaway instrumental using a fairly standard folk-fingering variation that Page didn't even use exactly...not it.
Now, the "Dazed & Confused" / Jake Holmes one...that was a slam dunk against Led Zep. Clearly stole the whole song and changed some lyrics.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (KxVoZ)
You should know this one. It's not only a GREAT movie it was set not far from you.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)
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Cheated and looked it up.
The Great Santini.
I've seen it, rather recently too. Originally a made for TV movie, but the network was so impressed by it that they managed to get it a theatrical release.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
They probably cry when Joe threatens to kick their asses.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (RD7QR)
"So, uh...that Tulsi sure is smart as a whip, ain't she?!"
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Simple Jack at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (b4rVP)
What drove me the craziest was those flapping arms as he came down the steps of AF1
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (6XlcD)
I try to avoid watching any Bernie campaign clips. Watched a short compilation this morning....he points his finger one the end of his mechanical acting arms. Continously while he is speaking.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 02:48 PM (dSAQa)
What drove me the craziest was those flapping arms as he came down the steps of AF1
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (6XlcD)
How about his using twin teleprompters like he was watching a tennis match?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 02:48 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: ShainS -- Sit-Down Joe/Stand-Up Chuck 2020!!! at March 10, 2020 02:48 PM (cT1GC)
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Airport 77 is dumb and wastes the talents of several great actors.
Can't wait to see what they do with Concorde: Airport 79.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (zZbCU)
I've seen on Twitter where Biden fans are saying this was cool.
Biden insulting a random citizen = cool.
Trump being mean to the media-Dem-NT complex = authoritarian Hitler!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 01:48 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (9hauA)
No, we had Wilson and FDR. And Clinton had an Anxiety Disorder.
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (x/2Z8)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (ONvIw)
It's interesting that she's raising her profile. I'm keeping an eye out for a "groundbreaking speech" or interview or some such.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (RD7QR)
Maybe Trump should start tweeting about debating Slow Joe. He might be
able to force Joe into committing to a debate. Otherwise, there won't
be one.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (sWM8x)
"Sleepy Joe doesn't have the courage to debate me. He's afraid of me"
Garrenteed Joe pokes his finger at the camera and say, "It's on!!"
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (l3+k2)
Sober Reminder: hillary clinton did nearly no campaign events and she still got 65 million votes.
Joe Biden could be put in a freezer until election day and he'll still get 65+ million votes.
This is why we need to help Bernie tie him in delegates.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (rIEGA)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (sWM8x)
If there isn't one, Trump wins in a walk. Then again, he wins in a walk anyway.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (X37WA)
Posted by: It's me donna
Ahem, FDR was in a wheelchair?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (dSAQa)
It wont play well for them during the general.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (JRaU+)
Zod - that was an excellent recommendation, the Caitlin articles.
ace - take a look at this article, Progressive writer refuses to cover up for O'Biden:
https://tinyurl.com/rpq878p
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (DJFLF)
Jimmy had been playing similar variations to that song with the Yardbirds.
There's only 12 notes. It's all been done before.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (8FtR3)
No, we had Wilson and FDR. And Clinton had an Anxiety Disorder.
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (x/2Z
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There was also William Henry Harrison.
Dead is a handicap, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (zZbCU)
Be offended, you twee little fuck. Indignation isn't the conversation-stopper you think it is or would like it to be.
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (ZS9TG)
I'm folding that comment up and putting it right here in my pocket.
*pats pocket*
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (z79tQ)
The media were merciless when it came to GWB's and GHWB's stutter/stammer.
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (l3+k2)
They were both tongue tied assholes who never expended an iota of
effort in addressing the country regularly as they're supposed to do.
They let me and everybody else who voted for them down by being derp
state tools who moved the country in the wrong direction.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (y7DUB)
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And HW "adopted" Raping Bill Clinton as his son. The whole family embraced him. And they voted for Hillary over Trump.
That W vote is another I've come to hate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: John McCain's Tumor at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Stuttering Sluts cost me a fortune on a sex call line......
J.. u... s...t ju st ... just.. say say say sayin.
Posted by: saf at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (icI8A)
He was not falling back on the same speech, he was injecting new info into his speeches all the time. He was using it as an opportunity to get around the MSM blackout of those scandals --- something he's continued to do in office.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (bDqIh)
That's why, even if you confront him it'll do no good: He doesn't remember what he said
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (vPKfA)
Ten Joe can tearfully turn the campaign over to his announced Vice President.
And it will not be Bernie.
Posted by: rd at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (+0uDE)
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Scratching my head and trying to remember my Civics classes. Has anything like this happened prior to the convention before? Don't most candidates wait until just before the convention to announce a VP selection?
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Dunno about you, but NOTHING about the last two Democrat nominations was mentioned or even considered in my Civics courses.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (W+kMI)
"The entire 2020 US election may have come down to a race between time and the progression of Joe Biden,s dementia."
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (DJFLF)
Dead is a handicap, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
He did not get better?
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (zZbCU)
The Concorde. Wasn't that the safest plane ever yet was banned because it blew a tire and ran off the end of a runway once?
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Not sure how that would work. They'd face court fights in almost every state.
It would be chaos.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ExV1e)
I've seen it, rather recently too. Originally a made for TV movie,
but the network was so impressed by it that they managed to get it a
theatrical release.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (zZbCU)
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One of my favorite movies -- and Gwyneth Paltrow's mom was yummy!
Posted by: ShainS -- Sit-Down Joe/Stand-Up Chuck 2020!!! at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (cT1GC)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 02:52 PM (x/2Z8)
Thanks for the repost, good stuff!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 10, 2020 02:52 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jinx
--Who lasted about 20 years as king (Edward II?)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at March 10, 2020 02:52 PM (veJcn)
Shih Tzu's Guide To Corona
1. Stop touching people.
2. Avoid crowds
3. Avoid touching handles/knobs/etc touched by others
4. Prepare your own food!
5. Take your kids out of school and lock them in their room.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:52 PM (rIEGA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 02:52 PM (oVJmc)
Bet you've seen that killer youtube video of The Yardbirds playing it. They virtually had the entire arrangement together already that Zep would use. Even the violin bow!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 10, 2020 02:52 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:52 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: It's me donna
Van Buren was a ginger
Posted by: x at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (vPKfA)
Well, Bernie wants to lose. So...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (XyVor)
Good. LZ stole the living shit out of half the stuff on their first three or four albums...and a few more after that...but this particular case was bunk from the start.
Spirit's throwaway instrumental using a fairly standard folk-fingering variation that Page didn't even use exactly...not it.
Now, the "Dazed & Confused" / Jake Holmes one...that was a slam dunk against Led Zep. Clearly stole the whole song and changed some lyrics.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (KxVoZ)
There's an interesting question floating around in music circles these days about at what point your music should be considered your intellectual property.
A couple of lawyers went and put down every single possible combination of notes (in the standard 12 tone harmonic system) within a particular pitch range and filed a copywrite on all of them and then put them in public domain on principle. You can search for them on youtube for details.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (KUaJL)
Ten Joe can tearfully turn the campaign over to his announced Vice President.
Selected, not elected...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (6XlcD)
Holy shit I never noticed that but I can see it in my mind. What an ass.
Then again I did spend the last 7 year and 10 months of his presidency studiously avoiding seeing his ugly turdburgling visage and hearing his fay faux authoritative and contemplative reading voice.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (X37WA)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
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There have been reports that Joey doesn't respond well at all to staffers' attempts to rein him in.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (axyOa)
259 M-M-M-My Corona
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Horde Hivemind
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (l3+k2)
Shush! Shush now!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (ptqGC)
I am now convinced that every Establishment Republican is just waiting for a chance to screw Conservative voters!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
_________
I've always assumed that the Spruce Goose was the safest plane ever.
Posted by: ShainS -- Sit-Down Joe/Stand-Up Chuck 2020!!! at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (cT1GC)
I try to avoid watching any Bernie campaign clips. Watched a short compilation this morning....he points his finger one the end of his mechanical acting arms. Continously while he is speaking.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 02:48 PM (dSAQa)
Watch Bernie with the sound off and you can play the fun game of making gibberish incantations and sorcery spells.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (z79tQ)
This is what despotism looks like.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (XN+73)
Dead is a handicap, right?
Lincoln and Kennedy both had rapid onset brain failure.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (i0wNm)
Unless we count McGovern replacing Eagleton with Shriver, which was probably the only reason Nixon didn't carry all 50 states. The Kennedys and Massachusetts. Ick.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (CClpm)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (axyOa)
259 M-M-M-My Corona
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Horde Hivemind
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM
Wang Dang, that sweet Wuhang.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (rIEGA)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (X37WA)
"I am going to keep saying Joe Biden has dementia, thank you very much. I
don,t care how much you tell me I,m an ableist ageist monster. I don,t
care how much you tell me I,m not seeing what I,m seeing. I am going to
keep saying Joe Biden has dementia. Because he has dementia."
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (bDqIh)
Two Scoops has set the bar high as far as energy expended in campaigning and doing the job. Why it's as if the ruling class are all a bunch of lazy soft wanks.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (axyOa)
259 M-M-M-My Corona
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (Ez6QX)
That's got to be giving old Slow Joe some heartburn.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Orson at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (tg5Xg)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (axyOa)
259 M-M-M-My Corona
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Horde Hivemind
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (Izzlo)
It is just a Knack we have.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: drerbrererd at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (ICR5Y)
I am withholding judgment until we get Joe's diagnosis from Dr. Jill Biden.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM (pnfZk)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (TNy/K)
I want Bernie to be the candidate. His resounding defeat in the national election will destroy socialism for decades.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: DNC at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM (MKQ/j)
There will be many opportunities to revisit this in the future.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (axyOa)
259 M-M-M-My Corona
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)
I actually thought of it first but then I stuttered.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: It's me donna
Van Buren was a ginger
Posted by: x at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (nFwvY)
[gasps]
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM (RD7QR)
"My husband did nursing care for dementia patients for 15 years. He,s
followed Biden,s career (he,s American) and his jaw keeps dropping at
the ridiculous, gaslighting comments I,ve been getting from Dems saying
I,m crazy and Joe is perfectly fine. Joe is not fine. Stop lying."
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (PbpT7)
Biden is lucky it didn't get more salty.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (XN+73)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: It's me donna
Van Buren was a ginger
Posted by: x at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (nFwvY)
[gasps]
Posted by: joncelli
[hushed silence falls on room]
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: drerbrererd at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (ICR5Y)
Yes, he's the revenge of the bureaucratic class. That's how deeply they fear The Donald.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (RD7QR)
I would.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 02:58 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM
I'd rather crush it now. This country elected Barry FFS. Kill the movement now and piss on the ashes.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 02:58 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 02:58 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (Izzlo)
That one's been flying around the hive for a couple weeks now.
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: drerbrererd at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (ICR5Y)
The people that decide elections do care about their vote, otherwise they wouldn't vote. And the people that decide elections are not going to sign off on putting a mashed potato in charge of the world.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:59 PM (X37WA)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 03:00 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Pliney at March 10, 2020 03:00 PM (nzKWW)
CCCC Cornpop,
Fight the power
CCCC Cornpop,
CCCC Cornpop,
You're full of shit
CCCC Cornpop,
CCCC Cornpop,
I grabbed my shotgun
fight the power
no AR 14's on Super Thursday
They will put you back in chains
CCCC Cornpop,
CCCC Cornpop,
Fight the power
CCCC Cornpop,
CCCC Cornpop,
Lem'me sniff your hair
Lem'me lick your neck
Lemm'e cop a feel
Lem'me pet your kid
fight the power
CCCC Cornpop,
CCCC Cornpop, CCCC Cornpop,
CCCC Cornpop,
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2020 03:00 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 03:00 PM (XN+73)
With Secret Service protection, Joe will have split-second access to any subguns, pistols or other weapons hidden under agent's clothing for quick deployment.
So there's that.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 03:00 PM (pnfZk)
I'm waiting for some newsreader to tell me that he is just like Obama...his brain moves so quickly that his mouth just can't keep up with it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 03:00 PM (aKsyK)
The media was very respectful of Reagan with that one.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)
A couple of lawyers went and put down every single possible combination of notes (in the standard 12 tone harmonic system) within a particular pitch range and filed a copywrite on all of them and then put them in public domain on principle. You can search for them on youtube for details.
....
Interesting!!!
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (PbpT7)
Kallisto, Miss Lonelyhearts is a Nathaniel West novel - a quite good one, actually.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (icI8A)
Oh, well I think I will add "Mr. Lonelybrain" to my list of monikers for that old Diamond State pervert.
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (DJFLF)
Or he could suspend his campaign, then run a shitty one, then turn democrat, then die.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (nRWPy)
I'm waiting for some newsreader to tell me that he is just like Obama...his brain moves so quickly that his mouth just can't keep up with it.
You mean his mouth moves so quickly his brain can't keep up with it
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (6XlcD)
AR-15s? The most popular rifle in America?
I really think Obama's success was he never gone near gun control in either one of his campaigns.
And of course the spineless GOP would never make it an issue, despite the NRA being more popular with voters than the GOP in poll after poll.
Posted by: Blago at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 02:58 PM (TNy/K)
But it doesn't kill the movement, it let's it stay in hiding.
Trump is going to shine sunlight on Socialism this election whether anyone likes it or not, but it would be more instructive to have Trump draw them out and show the world what they are a la The Dead Zone. *That* would kill the movement.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (X37WA)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:02 PM (oVJmc)
Or he could suspend his campaign, then run a shitty one, then turn democrat, then die.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (nRWPy)
Boom goes the dynamite
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 03:02 PM (X37WA)
Or we could have one throw his debate, lose, beg for a cabinet position, get embarrassed then run for the senate while siding with the left?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 03:02 PM (nRWPy)
Earlier today I saw a headline that someone "felt sorry for him". Sorry, no deal. I'm old enough to have watched the Bork and Thomas hearings. The bastard deserves everything he's getting, and more.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2020 03:02 PM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (ExV1e)
The sick chick in the red knit cap is HAWT.
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 03:03 PM (BqBId)
....
Interesting!!!
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM
Except even the slimebag lawyers refused to copywrite Starship "We built this city on rock'n'nroll"
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:03 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:03 PM (PbpT7)
Biden has dementia.
There's an absolutely huge fucking difference.
Posted by: DocJ at March 10, 2020 03:03 PM (DU2N9)
no deal. I'm old enough to have watched the Bork and Thomas hearings.
The bastard deserves everything he's getting, and more.
He's an entitled, abusive pig. His slow-mo deterioration in full public view entertains me.
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 03:04 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:04 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)
I just walked down to the springhouse and back and it wore me out, but it was good to go outside for a bit.
Certainly better than I was a week ago.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 03:04 PM (FTlwv)
Oddly, Phil Collins really works for me here. Love his voice in this song.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (d1uFV)
Only if he started losing.
Hell, the Bush girl's security details never stopped them from underage drinking.
So it's not like they're there for anything other than the principal getting hurt.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM
This really is the story of John McCain.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (TNy/K)
BREAKING: Hunter Biden to Skip Court Appearance, Citing Coronavirus and His Pregnant Wife
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (BqBId)
As for vitamin C, if you take too much, you get diarrhea. It helps keep my sinuses clear and lungs less congested. I take some every night.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Not sure it's meaningful anymore. I've made a vow not to check my investments until next month.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (RD7QR)
I suppose I could have linked it in my original comment but I'm an asshole.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (i0wNm)
Fine... Just send in the required paperwork
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)
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Completely erasing yesterday is probably asking too much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: ibguy at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (4fdwv)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (rpxSz)
I am withholding judgment until we get Joe's diagnosis from Dr. Jill Biden.
Posted by: deplorable unperson
--------
You know, I'm a Doctor too.
Posted by: Doctor Jane Sanders at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (BqBId)
hahahaha
This is going to be awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (U6Tdb)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (Ju2mK)
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
AR-14.
Posted by: Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM
Money for nothing and your chicks for free. "Hunter Biden".
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: It's me donna
Van Buren was a ginger
Posted by: x at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (nFwvY)
[gasps]
Posted by: joncelli
[hushed silence falls on room]
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (T0djb)
Wasn't Tom Jefferson a real redhead too?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Blago at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (sjTfF)
The truth is most GOP politicians would happily confiscate guns if they thought they could get away with it. They don't like guns in the hands of the populace any more than the democrats do.
Posted by: I Have Questions at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (BvNzB)
Hope it's mine.
-H Biden
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (XyVor)
https://youtu.be/K7NMvpZ3PM0
How about "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.?"
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (6XlcD)
His ambition and greed are so much that he'd put his desire to be POTUS ahead of the well-being of this country. As did Hillary Clinton.
Add to that all of the power-hungry people who are enabling this. NO PITY for anyone involved in this sick farce of a campaign.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Roy at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (SUJyY)
The Democratic Party leadership is like the city council of a failing Democrat-run city full of slums, crime, human shit, needles, and oppressive regulations. The fundamental failure to perform is obvious, but they hold on to their jobs anyway.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (SSVHF)
Have you heard of the vitamin C cleanse? It's all everyone's talking about.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (i0wNm)
"No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United
States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be
eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any person be
eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty
five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United
States."
I will offer the Democratic interpretation of that and point out that the Constitution doesn't say what country you have to be a natural born Citizen of, so nha nha na nha nha, nor does it say the United States of America, so residing 14 years in United States in Great Britain is close enough.
Posted by: An Observation at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (dSaXD)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (CGTT2)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (ZLI7S)
I suppose I could have linked it in my original comment but I'm an asshole.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas
LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: DocJ at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (6XlcD)
That's hot.
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Fritz at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Like calculus?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (zZbCU)
Look it up.
Posted by: Paco at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (hOjCo)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (fxCK2)
It seems like that story actually had some truth, like there had been an official complaint?
If that really is true, he's done. It would hurt him far more than not being able to form a sentence.
Posted by: Blago at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Fritz at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (2Mnv1)
Can he say 'Malarkey'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (XyVor)
Biden has dementia.
There's an absolutely huge fucking difference.
Posted by: DocJ at March 10, 2020 03:03 PM (DU2N9)
Look at his face. He has that lost 'look' that Alzheimers patients develop. There's your tell right there. If his family and/or the dems had any decency, they would take him home.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (CGTT2)
He has another baby on the way?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (Uu+Jp)
MY MANGINA ITCHES
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Pzzpr)
Have you tried Gold Bond powder?
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (DJFLF)
It seems like that story actually had some truth, like there had been an official complaint?
If that really is true, he's done. It would hurt him far more than not being able to form a sentence.
Posted by: Blago at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (sjTfF)
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All that stuff that we were confused why Biden's competitors didn't use in this primary?
Yeah, Trump's gonna use it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (8FtR3)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
squirt blood out of his eyes
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (CDGwz)
Biden would be great in a remake of a FISH NAMED WANDA as Ken....
Oh he was the the original Ken.
Posted by: saf at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (5IHGB)
Yup. some brood he married after only knowing her a couple of weeks
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: ptschett at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (uHE/j)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (CDGwz)
Didn't the judge already say "be there or be square?"
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (CGTT2)
Posted by: DocJ
----------
It's like old times.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (CDGwz)
I wonder at the bona fides of this poseur to the MUMR throne and dynasty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (XyVor)
>>>Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President @realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit.[/quote]
Biden, undeterred, has already forgotten about it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (1CjJc)
Didn't the judge already say "be there or be square?"
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
==========
Could someone please arrest the deadbeat?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 03:13 PM (zZbCU)
Yup. some brood he married after only knowing her a couple of weeks
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (6XlcD
18 years of child support is a helluva thing.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid channels the mixer at March 10, 2020 03:13 PM (Vy7tf)
Yeah, Trump's gonna use it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fis
I'm putting odds on Trump coming out in the first debate stuttering his ass off to being things.
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2020 03:13 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2020 03:13 PM (FOGOI)
Biden, undeterred, has already forgotten about it.
His campaign actually thinks it's a good video.. Shows he's mister tough gun on guns or something
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (6XlcD)
hahahaha
This is going to be awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Biden family values
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
squirt blood out of his eyes
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway
Ears.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: Boorish Robot at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (4OXSS)
He's working on the S.
the COAMF will come in time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2020 03:13 PM (FOGOI)
He's also been working full time on the C for his whole career.
Posted by: Roy at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (6XlcD)
He's just trying to get his mind off his sis-in-law.
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
squirt blood out of his eyes
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway
Ears.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (T0djb)
Wherever.
Posted by: Donald Trump at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (FOGOI)
New Hotness: Vote for Biden or you are ageist and ableist. (And racist)
Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (MxEKc)
He's just trying to get his mind off his sis-in-law
I think he thought it would help his "image." LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (T0djb)
Posted by: saf at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (Qf83p)
Hunter is literally a deadbeat dad and a crook.
I don't know how you square that circle.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
.......
During the debates Trump should wear a pair of hypno spiral glasses:
https://tinyurl.com/v787zxn
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM (v0R5T)
gw bush stupid embarrassing ....joe good
trump uncouth, ill mannered, unsophisticated.....joe good
they are who they tell us we are.....f'em sideways with a pineapple
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM (0O7c5)
But I thought that was interesting. I'll check out 'ChillWave/SynthWave."
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Point out that Joe is a figurehead and that the Dems will invoke the 25th Amendment by March of 2021, if not sooner.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM (3eV0J)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (6XlcD)
He's just trying to get his mind off his sis-in-law.
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
I think it has more punch to use 'His brother's widow.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM (XyVor)
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (CGTT2)
http://www.cidrap.umn.edu/ news-perspective/2020/03/study-highlights- ease-spread-covid-19-viruses
Also, if you start running a fever and only coughing just call the doctor, please only go and only seek urgent care or the ER if you are having difficulty breathing. It's here and now we are in the mitigation phase.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (orTfF)
No Trump-Biden debate will occur. Any proposed ground rules would be a travesty.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (SSVHF)
They were ripping off Daniel Ash (Bauhaus, Love and Rockets) re guitar sounds.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (8FtR3)
take any recent Biden transcript.
juxtapose it with the lyrics to any Wesley Willis song.
Try to guess which is which.
Posted by: Donald Trump at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM
Next Biden Christmas get together. a little one runs up to Hunter. Uncle Daddy!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (vtcmf)
It's OK.
Governor Cuomo has called in the National Guard.
We're saved.....
They'll be waiting tables and cleaning surfaces.
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (8FtR3)
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (CGTT2)
She thought of her Dad and now she's eating a tub of fried Snickers bars as an act of mourning.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (RD7QR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcMh6GZoFC8
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega
Thursday, January 21st, 2021.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (T0djb)
You forgot "fucked his sister-in-law" and "knocked up a stripper".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (veJcn)
I think it has more punch to use 'His brother's widow.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM (XyVor)
Yes. That is correct. I will use this going forward.
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (WI7YS)
https://m.youtube.com/user/Campbellteaching
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (orTfF)
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (CGTT2)
Not that I have any sympathy for her but it's as if the unfree press has a blacklist.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (6XlcD)
They were ripping off Daniel Ash (Bauhaus, Love and Rockets) re guitar sounds.
I don't know any of the early Bauhaus stuff
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (CGTT2)
She thought of her Dad and now she's eating a tub of fried Snickers bars as an act of mourning.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (RD7QR)
Wait, I thought 'Meagain' was Megyn Kelly- not McCain?
So hard to keep these straight. Which is odd, considering the weight difference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (XyVor)
You forgot "fucked his sister-in-law" and "knocked up a stripper".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (tLWGd)
============
"That's an odd way to say 'Great American.'"
-Joe Biden
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (8FtR3)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (vtcmf)
Daniel Ash doesn't get the recognition he deserves. So many Alt Rock guitarists were just blatantly tearing his stuff.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (8FtR3)
One of my favorites.
Love and Rockets - Bound for Hell
https://youtu.be/UB4WA4XRisU
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 03:21 PM (1CjJc)
Wait: he's impregnated ANOTHER woman?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 03:21 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:21 PM (8FtR3)
You forgot "fucked his sister-in-law" and "knocked up a stripper".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I'll bet he's giving old Jill the side eye.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 03:21 PM (T0djb)
I'm expecting that Hunter Biden's marriage proposal had something to do with a couple large wads of Benjamins accidentally falling out of his pocket.
Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2020 03:21 PM (8erNz)
It's OK.
Governor Cuomo has called in the National Guard.
We're saved.....
They'll be waiting tables and cleaning surfaces.
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Time to get out of the city and larger towns if you can. Try and find a friend or family who you can stay with in the country.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (orTfF)
Posted by: No one at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (4/5px)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (6XlcD)
He's just trying to get his mind off his sis-in-law.
_______________
Nah, he used the stripper he knocked up for that.
Wonder if Vegas is giving odds on this latest marriage lasting more than six months. Seems like a sucker bet.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (k4dH2)
Bela Lugosi's Dead is a gem.
...
Well I know THAT one. I assumed that was later. I mean, Flock of Seaguls was like 1981. BLD is pre 1981?
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (PbpT7)
Sorry, didn't see "it's me, donna's post".
Yes, yes, he has.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (tLWGd)
How many children does he have now?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
Wife or 'wife?'
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (oVJmc)
At the debate with Bernie he's going to stand up from his rocking chair to go find his car keys
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (tw54H)
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (CGTT2)
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (CGTT2)
She thought of her Dad and now she's eating a tub of fried Snickers bars as an act of mourning.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (RD7QR)
Wait, I thought 'Meagain' was Megyn Kelly- not McCain?
So hard to keep these straight. Which is odd, considering the weight difference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (XyVor)
Whoops! Saw "Dumpster fire" and immediately thought of Meaghan McCain.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (vtcmf)
Bela Lugosi's Dead is a gem.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (8FtR3)
Like hell he is!
Posted by: Ed Wood at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (Izzlo)
Not because of the virus but because everyone seems to be out of toilet paper.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (8FtR3)
I think you are insane.
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (yL25O)
This guy is really good, a bit technical. The molecular biology is best part, but only every 4th or 5th video.
https://www.youtube.com/user/MEDCRAMvideos/videos
Really good china focused web-news. (moron approved.)
https://www.youtube.com/chan
nel/UCBOqkAGTtzZVmKvY4SwdZ2g/videos
Good site for geneology data
https://nextstrain.org/ncov
Steve Bannon's podcast. 1/2 financial, but he is always ahead of the news.
https://pandemic.warroom.org/
Good samizdat out of china
https://twitter.com/phdparody
Jennifer Zeng is reporter for Epoc times. good translated info.
https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd
My favorite update site
https://nucleuswealth.com/articles/updated-coro
navirus-statistics-cases-deaths-mortality-rate/
The only reddit site which is uncensored (so, quarantined.)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wuhan_Flu/
I added a couple spaces to long urls
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (PbpT7)
Not really early, Silent Hedges
https://youtu.be/Cf9DqQBnBWA
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (EGyGV)
It looks like Hunter hasn't been spilling his seed on the ground.
How many children does he have now?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
He's also the babydaddy of that stripper's dildo. That kid is WAY under wraps.
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (8FtR3)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (ZmdWy)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (oVJmc)
I think you are insane.
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (eAZVt)
WTF is this, The Decameron? Get, A. Grip!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (CGTT2)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (PbpT7)
Forgot that I actually really liked that song.
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (ZnKVV)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (ZmdWy)
Wore mine to the grocery store. Bumped beaks with the cashier.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (CGTT2)
Posted by: No one at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (4/5px)
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Who said it --- Joe Biden or Michael Scott (character on The Office).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (bDqIh)
Who said it - Joe Biden or an excerpt from "Finnegans Wake"?
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (Izzlo)
We are, quite literally, going to tear a Dementia patient apart. We just are.
We have to, mind you, because the demoncrats are pushing him for POTUS... which tells you everything you need to know.
Ken Cleanairsystems, for real. We are literally going to pummel a child.
Posted by: RobM1981 at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (uOe/W)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (ZnKVV)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (6XlcD)
=============
"Trump doesn't look like he's doing enough for the virus! He's given up the race already!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (6XlcD)
It's the quality Troll Chow, I guess.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (CGTT2)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (yL25O)
Piker
Posted by: Zombie John Tyler at March 10, 2020 03:27 PM (Izzlo)
We're all gonna die!!11!! *hic*
Posted by: Meth Wine Moms at March 10, 2020 03:27 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM
Don't tell the MFM. Buy toilet paper! We're all gonna die!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:27 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (6XlcD)
It's the quality Troll Chow, I guess.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (CGTT2)
============
We deserve a better class of troll.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 03:27 PM (zZbCU)
The Left will always defend Senile Biden by making you defend President Trump.
Do not defend President Trump!
Stay On Offense. Attack, attack, attack!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 03:27 PM (JUHl9)
I think you are insane.
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (eAZVt)
And I think people like you dismissing, downplaying, and ignorant about this are insane, selfish, and full of hubris. People like you are just as dangerous to our country and her citizens than the folks on the left trying to start a panic and chaos in the streets.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (orTfF)
And boy is Joe challenged.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: RobM1981 at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (uOe/W)
A "child" who has fucked over the American taxpayer and the Constitution for over four decades.
Perspective, people!
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM
They'll do whatever they think the cool kids tell them to do. To dumb to realize they lost 90% of their customer base. And they say Joe is dumb. LOLGF.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (TNy/K)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (LWu6U
Excellent resources!
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (orTfF)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (WI7YS)
How many children does he have now?
_______________
Including the one in utero in the chick he just married, he has five kids -- that we know of. Three by the first wife (that he dumped to go screw his dead brother's wife), one by the stripper, and one in utero with the current wife.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (W+kMI)
--------
Your comment would be true in most states, but Michigan has always prided itself on election cheating. They are already saying that since they had an unprecedented amount of absentee ballot requests that it will take longer than usual for the votes to be counted. They almost had to get that many absentee ballots out due to how popular Trump is with the blacks and blue collar workers. They couldn't take a chance on at least keeping the down ticket in dem hands.
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (lonOK)
This is a man with so little self control he banged his brother's widow, he got kicked out of the Navy on his first drug test (while in his 40's), who managed to blow through the 100's of thousands of graft money to the point that, when divorcing, had two mortgages on his house and owed $200+k to the IRS.
I think Hunter is lucky if he's clued in enough hit the urinal when he pees.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (XN+73)
Posted by: RobM1981 at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (uOe/W)
They can't have it both ways. If Biden is a "child", he has no business running for President.
Do they want Americans to elect a demented man out of sympathy?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:30 PM (CqE5x)
We'll settle this the old navy way: first guy to die, loses!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:02 PM (oVJmc)
*pulls sword*
You talk a mad amount of shit for a guy who doesn't know where he is right now!
OR
Your eye is bleeding. And your neck. And your lungs. Just give me twenty seconds...
Posted by: President Goddamn TrumpMan at March 10, 2020 03:30 PM (+9YYq)
You don't look well. Perhaps you should go into self quarantine for a year or ten
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 03:30 PM (Un9AW)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2020 03:30 PM (CqE5x)
Now fuck off.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2020 03:31 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (Izzlo)
Biden or the crazy homeless lady that occasionally appeared in Beavis and Butthead episodes.
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:32 PM (ZLI7S)
I think you are insane.
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (eAZVt)
And I think people like you dismissing, downplaying, and ignorant about this are insane, selfish, and full of hubris. People like you are just as dangerous to our country and her citizens than the folks on the left trying to start a panic and chaos in the streets.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (orTfF)
Telling people to evacuate the cities isn't starting a panic. Right.
Posted by: Zombie John Tyler at March 10, 2020 03:33 PM (Izzlo)
I think you are insane.
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (eAZVt)
And I think people like you dismissing, downplaying, and ignorant about this are insane, selfish, and full of hubris. People like you are just as dangerous to our country and her citizens than the folks on the left trying to start a panic and chaos in the streets.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (orTfF)
It's not the trolling, it's the disingenuousness.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 03:33 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: No one at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (4/5px)
C'mon man, everybody knows TV means the internet!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:33 PM (v0R5T)
Like he's fucking Forrest Gump.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 03:34 PM (v0R5T)
"Time to get out of the city and larger towns if you can. Try and find a friend or family who you can stay with in the country. "
You might run into deplorables. Better to stay in the city.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 03:34 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 03:34 PM (v0R5T)
They're not far off.
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
I am not downplaying it. You are upplaying it, by telling people to flee the cities.
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 03:38 PM (eAZVt)
Trump beat her handily last time, with no record whatsoever.
With his current record, he'd curb stomp her.
Mooch is too lazy.
Every other prominent Dem is limited in appeal to the leftist fever swamps on the coasts.
Who do they have with actual national appeal? No one.
If they don't destroy Gabbard and Sinema, they might have someone in 10 years. Not now.
I think they're just royally fucked, and I think they know it.
They sure wouldn't be lining up behind Plugs if they had any viable options.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (tLWGd)
Yes, which gets me thinking: if we know this, they know this, at least the thinking ones.
So, maybe they plan to take control without the benefit of an election?
What we know, is the entrenched Deep State, very leftist and even more protective of their own power, routinely ignores the duly elected President's orders.
But they haven't gone full work stoppage mode yet. If called on, with the proper set-up, I suspect most will. That is when it gets really sporty.
The Democrat party, nationally, is collapsing. And a
wounded animal in an enclosed space is a dangerous one.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 03:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 03:51 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 03:38 PM (eAZVt)
If you have the ability to stay with a friend or family outside the New York city, I would highly recommend that. That is not insane at this point because our large diverse cities will probably be nightmares. And if they don't, then you wind up spending 3-6 months at a friend or family members place outside the city for a change of scenery.
The State governments have officially moved into the mitigation phase. My state is shipping convoys of trailers to be held at different state parks for quarantine.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:53 PM (ZiB2O)
Posted by: Thor's Hammer at March 10, 2020 04:01 PM (C4USa)
Posted by: Drider at March 10, 2020 04:13 PM (R/UH9)
Posted by: Scott M at March 10, 2020 04:57 PM (8regv)
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (orTfF)
Oh, for Chrissake. Most people have to work and most work at jobs they have to be physically present at. They can't telecommute if they work in the service industry, or in a factory or a store or in healthcare.
Wash your damn hands, don't cough or spit on people, and go about your life. If you have actually come in contact with someone who has been diagnosed with Wuhan flu, then self-quarantine and notify authorities rather than selfishly continuing to possibly infect others. If you're elderly or have underlying health issues I can understand limiting where you go, but I refuse to run around with my ass on fire because OMG, coronavirus.
Your silly panic is virtue signaling at it's worst and if everyone did what you advise it would seriously wreck the economy and people's lives for no frigging reason.
Prudence is called for. Not crazy paranoia and fearmongering.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 05:24 PM (d6Ksn)
Oh, screw it!
Posted by: Fred Baumann at March 11, 2020 01:15 AM (+x8mk)
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