The Media Is Very, Very, Very, Very Very Very Smart

Only off by factor of a million.

Close enough for government work!

The man is the doltish liar Brian Williams. The woman is New York Times Editorial Board Member Mara Gay.

MEDIA ELITES

Let them do your thinking for you, Plebian. They're pros at it.

MSNBC’s Brian Williams reads a tweet: "Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads. U.S. Population, 327 million. He could have given each American $1 million"

NYT Editorial Board Member Mara Gay: “It’s an incredible way of putting it. It’s true. It’s disturbing”

It's $1.53 per person pic.twitter.com/dIiwCESgh8
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) March 6, 2020

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED

IS THIS REAL?pic.twitter.com/gPvFqXrYpg
— Boomieleaks (@Boomieleaks) March 6, 2020

A friend suggested that he thinks the producer gave them this tweet, with the idea these two would be smart enough see it as something to be debunked and made fun of.

But then he forgot that the people he works with are Media Elites, who are fucking retards.

He also writes: "Add geography to the list of things these retards can't do."

Have spent two days in Arkansas. Had forgotten how dang warm, like-able and genuinely nice people from the South can be.

For the life of me, I don’t know how they gave us the likes of Jeff Sessions.
— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) March 5, 2020

LOL:

Arkansas didn't give us Jeff Sessions, but it did give Hunter Biden a son.
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) March 5, 2020

66 The on air "talent" is chosen the same way Greg Brady was chosen to be a pop star - they fit the clothes.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

Posted by: Ace at 11:51 AM

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1 First in line for Mini Mike money!

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 06, 2020 11:51 AM (a/dOO)

2 Woo-hoo, maybe I can double up!

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 06, 2020 11:51 AM (a/dOO)

3 Morning, Ace!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 06, 2020 11:51 AM (muI26)

4 Third as well? I have a family to feed.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (a/dOO)

5 Oh, well, now to call the Corgis.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (a/dOO)

6 Nice try...corgis called.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (muI26)

7
Ana Navarro-Cárdenas

@ananavarro
Have spent two days in Arkansas. Had forgotten how dang warm, like-able and genuinely nice people from the South can be.

For the life of me, I don't know how they gave us the likes of Jeff Sessions.

==========

She wants to rule you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (q80AH)

8 Math...how the hell does it work?

Posted by: USMC 8541 at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (NmR1a)

9 Ana Navarro suffers from brain fat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

10 And yes, these are the people our Politicians who RUN our Government listen to.

And now you know why we have such a massive US Debt.

Posted by: The Snake at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (NgKpN)

11 Maths be hard.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (NCRpA)

12 "A friend suggested that he thinks the producer gave them this tweet"

Your friend isn't very bright if they wish to keep giving these ignoramuses the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Manco at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (he2ZZ)

13 1 million sounds sexier than a buck fifty

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (0O7c5)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (9gDA7)

15 @12 oops, read the rest of the post.

Posted by: Manco at March 06, 2020 11:54 AM (he2ZZ)

16 Your intellectual betters, ladies and gentlemen:

https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:54 AM (9gDA7)

17 8 Math...how the hell does it work?
Posted by: USMC 8541 at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (NmR1a)

We've been told that Math is RAAAAACIST.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 11:54 AM (NgKpN)

18 Uuuuh, isn't Sessions Alabama?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:54 AM (I2dne)

19 A million is a one with six zeroes after the decimal point.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 11:54 AM (m45I2)

20 Them Southern states all look alike.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:54 AM (ptqGC)

21 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (KNsKs)

22 They're immune to mocking, they have no shame. And that's a shame for all of us.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (CAJL/)

23 >>Uuuuh, isn't Sessions Alabama?

She's rolling.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (ZLI7S)

24 $1.53?

Grandma can have that operation now...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (HaL55)

25 The rubes need to understand who their betters are.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (YslsA)

26 These "people" are neither "elite" nor "media."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (pw+jk)

27 They are merely employing higher order Mythematics.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (m45I2)

28 It's that damn shell-shock, man.

Posted by: Brian Williams at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (sWM8x)

29 Is it Tim Pool who says once there are too many zeros, it all becomes the same thing for some people? So that a million, a billion, a trillion - there's really no difference?

We call these people leftists, media personalities and journalists.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 06, 2020 11:56 AM (VojAb)

30 Brian is obviously suffering from shell shock and PTSD after his run in with terrorists accompanying Seal Team 4 in Afghanistan in the 2000's.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:56 AM (9gDA7)

31

The Math is Too Damn High!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at March 06, 2020 11:56 AM (adC0H)

32 Socialist math

Posted by: Jay at March 06, 2020 11:56 AM (RHK2H)

33 Her arms look like something hanging a kosher deli(borrowed from a Seinfeld episode)

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2020 11:56 AM (KNsKs)

34 "Dang" warm & like-able.

This must be Ana's version of Hillary's "I ain't no ways tard"

Posted by: abbynormal at March 06, 2020 11:56 AM (I849g)

35 Has anyone, anywhere, ever accused Jeff Sessions of being mean?

Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2020 11:56 AM (ZfRYq)

36 Mathematics is a conspiracy of the white patriarchy!

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 06, 2020 11:56 AM (VojAb)

37 They are merely employing higher order Mythematics.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (m45I2)
++++++++++
* snort *

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:56 AM (I2dne)

38 Good. Lord.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 11:56 AM (Ez6QX)

39 Sad

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2020 11:56 AM (4aVpH)

40 None of the rest of us can figure out how South Florida belched up Ana Navarro.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 11:56 AM (NVYyb)

41 Hey, frenetic media commies:
math > meth

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:56 AM (I2dne)

42 The on air "talent" is chosen the same way Greg Brady was chosen to be a pop star - they fit the clothes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (hLRSq)

43 The fact that could have bought every single American something off the McDonald's dollar menu instead of setting it on fire is still kinda amazing....

Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (PpQDd)

44 Layesr and layers of fact-checkers -- the same fact-checkers that tell you Trump has told 15,000 lies since he got into office.

Because they're wicked-smaht!

Posted by: Government of Puerto Rico at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (bDqIh)

45 Hopefully, these presstitutes can learn to code when their jobs end, because they have demonstrated an inability to make change at the register.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (YslsA)

46 I am unsure if we should stop using the term "elite" to describe these folks, or if we should let them run it into the ground until the commonly accepted definition is "the most arrogantly stupid person you've ever met"

Posted by: JebPilled at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (ICBc1)

47 Intelligence like this in a post-modern world is simply the aftermath.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (m45I2)

48 Talk about imaginary numbers...

Brian really needs an imaginary job

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (F7w+V)

49 Ana is one of the smartest wymyn on The View. Ponder that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (ptqGC)

50 "Have spent two days in Arkansas. Had forgotten how dang warm, like-able and genuinely nice people from the South can be.
For the life of me, I don't know how they gave us the likes of Jeff Sessions."

Seems to me like "they" refers to "the South", not Arkansas. That MSNBC math error is stunning, though.

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (eAZVt)

51 Give Fat Anna a break the buffets in Alabama and Arkansas are remarkably similar.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (pw+jk)

52 None of the rest of us can figure out how South Florida belched up Ana Navarro.

It's close to the Bermuda Triangle. Too close.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (HaL55)

53 35 Has anyone, anywhere, ever accused Jeff Sessions of being mean?

Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2020 11:56 AM (ZfRYq)

No. Just more like a whimpering leveret

Posted by: CN at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (ONvIw)

54 A request from last night - please unban QDPSteve. He was treated quite unfairly, I was watching it live. And then all his posts were erased, so he can't defend himself. But for those of us watching it live, none of the offense was on his side.

After it happened, nobody dared to say anything for fear that the Mad Banner would come after them as well. It pretty much killed the ONT last night.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (Kpl3J)

55 can you imagine saying something this retarded and then having to face MSNBC's 17 viewers the next day?

Posted by: kahall at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (fq7/e)

56 Ana Navarro-Crdenas

@ananavarro
Have spent two days in Arkansas. Had forgotten how dang warm, like-able and genuinely nice people from the South can be.

For the life of me, I don't know how they gave us the likes of Jeff Sessions.

Sessions is from Alabama, backfat.

GFY.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (9gDA7)

57 Why does anyone still watch MSNBC?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (bDqIh)

58 Mara Gay is an NYT editor and pusher of the 1619 Project.

These are the people writing your kid's Government School curriculum.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (BJKQV)

59 I can just about give Fatty McGoo a pass on that.... she seems to mean that "The South" gave us Sessions, not Arkansas specifically.

But on the other hand, fat.

Also.... Sessions?

Seriously?

THAT's your snark target?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (Ct55T)

60 Arkansas/Alabama...same/same...right?

Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (X/Pw5)

61 There's something wrong with that guy's brain, man.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (sWM8x)

62 Democrats are dummies!

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (eAZVt)

63 Yeah Barbie has abetter grasp of math, the plastic doll that is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 11:59 AM (F7w+V)

64 None of the rest of us can figure out how South Florida belched up Ana Navarro.

--

Greenpeace wasn't there to push her back into deeper water.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 11:59 AM (YslsA)

65 And you're telling me the metric system is superior because you just shift the decimal point?

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 11:59 AM (DCYln)

66 The on air "talent" is chosen the same way Greg Brady was chosen to be a pop star - they fit the clothes.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (hLRSq)
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Yup. And the honest ones are honest about it. My favorite OAN anchor-candy - Lilia Fifield - is an example. I saw a picture of her on Instagram and she has this huge block of hash-tags, as is the style of the time. Among them are:
#nationalnews #modellife #tvlife #latina #ootd #newsanchor #actress #tvhost

She is at least honest about it: she's a hot actress hosting the news.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:59 AM (I2dne)

67 Give Ana a break. She had the strength to dress up as a "pig in a blanket" at her wedding.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:59 AM (9gDA7)

68 These people get paid millions of dollars a year to be idiots on network television. Kinda makes you question all your life choices...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 06, 2020 11:59 AM (NWiLs)

69 I think Navarro meant Alaska. Or maybe Arizona.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (MxEKc)

70 SOOOO Great Economic Numbers & The Pants Shitters on Wall Street have the Dow down 500+ ! Brilliant

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (BqBId)

71 Hiya Jordan61!

how's life in the sane part of the state?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (d7Ww2)

72 Had forgotten how dang warm, like-able and genuinely nice people from the South can be.

What?

Posted by: dagny at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (nRWPy)

73 And you're telling me the metric system is superior because you just shift the decimal point?

To be fair, American money *is* metric. It's not like the UK where 42 shillings is a pantaloon.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (ZGrMX)

74 >>Mara Gay is an NYT editor and pusher of the 1619 Project.

Ah, that explains A LOT.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

75 As someone has already likely noted.

For all the panic that the media is inducing/trying to induce out here for us common folk...

If we're on the verge of a Trump induced pandemic that's a danger to all why haven't they canceled their own White House Correspondents dinner?

I guess a free food and booze filled night to pat their own backs isn't much of a risk.

Posted by: H Badger at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (n/0Nw)

76 This wasn't an off the cuff comment. They actually had the tweet all set to run for this segment. That means the idiocy got through producers and writers.

The stupid goes all the way to the bone.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (ZLI7S)

77 I want my $2 dollars.

Posted by: Winston at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (RyWXu)

78 It's hard to image any other professional being more dense. Or willfully ignorant. Or so damn sure of themselves.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (bJxw1)

79 Maybe this is where the rich kid from yesterday thought he was getting his money to give away.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (Ez6QX)

80 327,000,000
× 1,000,000
--------------------------
327,000,000,000,000

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 12:01 PM (wZO8j)

81 It doesn't matter what the answer is, it's more important to show how you got the answer.
t. Common Core

Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 12:01 PM (r3B/D)

82 To give you an idea of what a fucking travesty this $8.5B supplemental to "fight the Asian Flue", the CDC's annual budget is $11.1B this pork roll that congress just shit out is 77pct of the entire FY19 budget.

This is bullshit pork barrel on steroids.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2020 12:01 PM (FVrDO)

83 Sessions is from Alabama, backfat.

GFY.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (9gDA7)

Backfat!

That's going on my list of all time great insults.

Well done.

Posted by: LASue at March 06, 2020 12:01 PM (YxML+)

84 She meant Acadia.

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2020 12:01 PM (4aVpH)

85 "A request from last night - please unban QDPSteve."

People are kinda jumpy these days. What did he do?

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2020 12:01 PM (eAZVt)

86 Was it over when the Germans bombed Ft. Sumter? Hell no!

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (7HtZB)

87 want my $2 dollars.

$1.53 minus illegals and taxes, so zip.

Posted by: dagny at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (nRWPy)

88 Jajaja, pinche gorda!

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (n+0Aw)

89 71 Hiya Jordan61!

how's life in the sane part of the state?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (d7Ww2)

Hiya back!

Pretty good, although I'm going to have a house full of people next week and everyplace is sold out of toilet paper!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (Ez6QX)

90 They used the same algorithm to calculate the effects of climate change.

Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (2Mnv1)

91 >>Has anyone, anywhere, ever accused Jeff Sessions of being mean?

A bunch of Democrat Senator did when they blocked his federal judgeship. They accused him of being a virulent racist and potentially a member of the KKK.

One of those Senators was Slow Joe Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (ZLI7S)

92 It doesn't matter what the answer is, it's more important to show how you got the answer.
t. Common Core
Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 12:01 PM (r3B/D)

And be sure to get the answer in the most ignorant and convoluted way possible.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (9gDA7)

93 2+2 = 5. Say it.

Posted by: BigBrother at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (ufJfM)

94 The stupid goes all the way to the bone.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (ZLI7S)
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They are stupid manifest. But keep one thing in mind with this nonsense: neither Navarro nor Gray are top-echelon media stupid. Williams may be there - he's at least nipping at the top echelon's heels.

Remember, people like Navarro are in the top intellectual quintile of cable news.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (I2dne)

95 Ana...Bless your heart! doesn't mean what you think it means.

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (4R6Rp)

96 Ana Navarro - baby's got back fat ribs

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (F7w+V)

97 That NOBODY* involved in the show caught the obvious, OBVIOUS error tells you all you need to know.

At least the dumb chick is pretty, so she has that going for her.

*Assuming someone behind the scenes wasn't trying to punk them.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (VojAb)

98 I'm going to have a house full of people next week and everyplace is sold out of toilet paper!

Posted by: Jordan61

--

I don't get that. It is the flu, not dysentery.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (YslsA)

99 76 This wasn't an off the cuff comment. They actually had the tweet all set to run for this segment. That means the idiocy got through producers and writers.

The stupid goes all the way to the bone.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (ZLI7S)

These are the people who are telling us what is and isn't with the market.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (wZO8j)

100 Pretty good, although I'm going to have a house full of people next week and everyplace is sold out of toilet paper!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (Ez6QX)

Feed them all MREs when they are visiting.

Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (ZfRYq)

101 This wasn't an off the cuff comment. They actually had the tweet all set to run for this segment. That means the idiocy got through producers and writers.

And someone in the art department had to set up the tweet to be shown on air.

Meanwhile the original tweeter replied something equally dumb along the lines of "but it's morally true", changed their profile to "Bad at math", and then locked all their accounts.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (ZGrMX)

102 Pretty good, although I'm going to have a house full of people next week and everyplace is sold out of toilet paper!
Posted by: Jordan61

just sent you a text.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (d7Ww2)

103 Well to be fair to fat Ana, Alabama and Arkansas both start with A, so it's understandable that she can't tell them apart.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (k4dH2)

104 This clip is no different than what happens in these newsrooms every single day.

Confident, condescending, well-spoken, ill-educated idiots spout, with absolute moral conviction, easily disproven stupid things.

Today's only difference was that they accidentally allowed their audience to see behind the curtain

Posted by: 29Victor at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (BJKQV)

105 the lunatic fringe is now mainstream. we are the fringe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (KP5rU)

106 Oh come on, don't be so nit picky.

What's seven orders of magnitude between friends?

Posted by: dan-O at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (tGHTr)

107 Or to quote Legal Insurrection

2+2 = Dolphin

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (F7w+V)

108
Backfat!

That's going on my list of all time great insults.

Well done.
Posted by: LASue at March 06, 2020 12:01 PM (YxML+)

Please. Feel free.

Thank you. I try.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (9gDA7)

109 >>>66 The on air "talent" is chosen the same way Greg Brady was chosen to be a pop star - they fit the clothes.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -

haha!

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (PbpT7)

110 $1.53 is roughly six minutes and 7 seconds of $15/hr minimum wage labor.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (m45I2)

111 This is bullshit pork barrel on steroids.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2020 12:01 PM (FVrDO)
++++++++++
Nah. This is run-of-the-mill pork barrel politics. This is just a pork barrel that got a good night's sleep.

Obama's omnibus - *that* was pork barrel on steroids.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (I2dne)

112 re q'steve: he has trod on his own schvanz a few times but I would not say he is bannable. I have done worse, for my part, and I know it and have been trying to do better. I think the same is true of q'steve.

for whatever reason certain cobs here just have a problem with him personally and wait for any excuse to run him off.

q'steve is not a troll , he doesnt abuse the people here, and his heart is in the right place.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (X/U6J)

113 Their job is not to know math or be smart. Their job is to manufacture and promulgate Narratives. And they are very good at that job.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 06, 2020 12:04 PM (H8QX8)

114 I want my baby back fat, I want my baby back fat, I waaaaant my baaaaby baaaack faaat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 06, 2020 12:04 PM (pw+jk)

115 how's life in the sane part of the state?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (d7Ww2)

There's a sane part of Washington?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 06, 2020 12:04 PM (NWiLs)

116 the lunatic fringe is now mainstream. we are the fringe.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (KP5rU)

You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/uqUa_G1h3pw

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 12:04 PM (9gDA7)

117 Pretty good, although I'm going to have a house full of people next week and everyplace is sold out of toilet paper!
Posted by: Jordan61

just sent you a text.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (d7Ww2)
++++++++++++
Jordan, do *not* - I repeat, *not* - use your cell phone for this purpose. There must be a better alternative!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 12:04 PM (I2dne)

118 Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads. U.S. Population, 327 million. He could have given each American $1 million

I may have figured why we've never been visited by time travelers. Our descendants need 24-hour care.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 12:04 PM (DCYln)

119 I don't get that. It is the flu, not dysentery.
______________

People think it comes from China, and the supply is going to be disrupted or something. At least that's the rationale I read yesterday.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 06, 2020 12:04 PM (k4dH2)

120 I knew the 90s mystery click after reading the first line of lyrics. I hear this song probably once a month on WXRT.

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2020 12:04 PM (eAZVt)

121 103 Well to be fair to fat Ana, Alabama and Arkansas both start with A, so it's understandable that she can't tell them apart.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (k4dH2)

You aren't the real Joe Biden - he wouldn't be able to read the letter "A"

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2020 12:05 PM (7HtZB)

122 That's how they get away with Surprise Anal!

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2020 12:05 PM (Y274z)

123 As Gay is a NYT editor, I would like to point out that if you consider
the 1619 Project, the NYT is still better at math than it is history.

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at March 06, 2020 12:05 PM (sPJyv)

124 As I've said before, I really wanted Romney to turn to Obama in the debate and say, "Mr. President, you've added $X trillion [whatever it then was] to the national debt. I have one question for you: how many zeroes are there in one trillion?"

In my experience, few - make that VERY few - people know the correct answer. Most people effectively count like crows: one, two, three, many. So talking about trillions of dollars means bupkis to them.

So here's a meaningful comparison: we would have to spend ~$1.4 million per day since the birth of Christ to come up with ONE trillion dollars.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:05 PM (YqDXo)

125 Seven?

Is that a lot of orders of magnitude?

Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2020 12:05 PM (Qf83p)

126 Bestest and brightnest.

Posted by: rd at March 06, 2020 12:05 PM (+0uDE)

127 steve wasn't banned. timeout for the guy. hell, they banned slap a few times. that's how this joint rolls sometimes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 12:05 PM (KP5rU)

128 I think Navarro meant Alaska. Or maybe Arizona.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (MxEKc)

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Akron? Maybe this was all code-speech and by Sessions, she meant Lebron James.

Ana, how long have you been a racist?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 12:05 PM (NVYyb)

129 just sent you a text.
Posted by: nurse ratched

A fax is what she needs.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 12:06 PM (DCYln)

130 Ms. Navarro has "failed dieter" in her bio. I'd argue she's not a failed dieter, but somebody who can't quit eating garbage too much of it. Just a regular failure, much like everything else she does or says.

Posted by: Gaff at March 06, 2020 12:06 PM (jPS2y)

131 I think all those carbs have damaged Fatty Ana's brain.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 06, 2020 12:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

132 103 Well to be fair to fat Ana, Alabama and Arkansas both start with A, so it's understandable that she can't tell them apart.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (k4dH2)

I agree - Greece, Germany - they're all the same.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 12:06 PM (hLRSq)

133 Or to quote Legal Insurrection

2+2 = Dolphin

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (F7w+V)

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Dolphin*Potato = Rutabaga

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 06, 2020 12:06 PM (pw+jk)

134 Did they go on to explain that Bloomberg had electrolites? (It's what plants crave)

Posted by: 29Victor at March 06, 2020 12:06 PM (BJKQV)

135 Seems to me like "they" refers to "the South", not Arkansas. That MSNBC math error is stunning, though.

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (eAZVt)

I agree with that. It's a stupid non-gotcha.

Posted by: WOPR at March 06, 2020 12:06 PM (ZaUzG)

136

There's more money for everybody now that 150,000,000 people have been killed by guns.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 12:06 PM (aKsyK)

137 Doesn't Navarro live in VA?, which would be considered part of the old south.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (r+sAi)

138 And...where's MY buck fifty three?

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (Y274z)

139 Pretty good, although I'm going to have a house full of people next week and everyplace is sold out of toilet paper!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (Ez6QX)

Soon the shelves will be stripped of all bread, eggs and milk.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (NWiLs)

140 Wait. They had the clothes before they picked Navarro?

Just where the hell were they shopping? Elephants-R-Us?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (xfb67)

141 >>Meanwhile the original tweeter replied something equally dumb along the lines of "but it's morally true", changed their profile to "Bad at math", and then locked all their accounts.

And she's a journalist, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (bDqIh)

142 Rutabaga?

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (Qf83p)

143 Jordan, do *not* - I repeat, *not* - use your cell phone for this purpose. There must be a better alternative!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 12:04 PM (I2dne)

A fax is what she needs.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 12:06 PM (DCYln)

LOL, this place!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (Ez6QX)

144 116: you da man!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (KP5rU)

145 I agree - Greece, Germany - they're all the same.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 12:06 PM (hLRSq)

And Australians speak Austrian.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (Ct55T)

146 Sessions is not warm and likable? Never met him, but he seems quite affable, almost "courtly", as we used to say about some of the older southern senators.

WTF, even with the implicit premise there?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (El6T/)

147 118 Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads. U.S. Population, 327 million. He could have given each American $1 million

I may have figured why we've never been visited by time travelers. Our descendants need 24-hour care.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 12:04 PM (DCYln)

As chavez the hugo recently said, "now we know why aliens lock their doors when they fly near earth. we are the solar system's fucking ghetto."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (YqDXo)

148 This also really shows what a bubble these idiots live in, and how sure they are of themselves. Even the dimmest of twatters would have noticed that most of the retweets of this "epiphany" were accompanied by trollish hysteria.

You'd think a "journalist" just for sh*ts and giggles at the very least would go to the original tweet to verify its authenticity, and then notice the nonstop raking below? Nothing but the standard "you freaking idiot" memes.

At which point, you might ask an intern to pull out a calculator or call somebody with a brain to double check (since calculators r hard).
Nah, it'll be fine.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (8B6Ng)

149 This clip needs to go down the memory hole fats. Time for some more corona hysteria. Or maybe a climate crisis.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (MxEKc)

150 qpdSteve was banned!
It's hard to think of him saying something offensive.

Unban him.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 12:08 PM (wZO8j)

151 C'mon, man, give Ana a break - they both begin with "A." I get the states that begin with "B" confused all the time.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2020 12:08 PM (7HtZB)

152 And...where's MY buck fifty three?
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (Y274z)

Lochness Monster.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 12:08 PM (9gDA7)

153 >>Doesn't Navarro live in VA?, which would be considered part of the old south.

Thought she was a FL resident?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 12:08 PM (bDqIh)

154 This reminds of the old joke about the Polish Lottery. If you win, you get a dollar a year for a million years.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 06, 2020 12:08 PM (x8Wix)

155 "bubble headed bleach blond with a gleam in her eyes"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 12:08 PM (F7w+V)

156 But consistently getting your worldview from these people is a symbol you are smart and worldly.

These are the C students from Communication majors that weren't totally repulsive to look at.

Posted by: Blago at March 06, 2020 12:08 PM (sjTfF)

157 "Just a regular failure, much like everything else she does or says."

deep down Ana knows she isn't doing well and that is why she binges. see also: problem drinkers.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 06, 2020 12:08 PM (X/U6J)

158 "Maybe if we all act senile no one will notice Biden."

Posted by: 29Victor at March 06, 2020 12:08 PM (BJKQV)

159 People think it comes from China, and the supply is going to be disrupted or something. At least that's the rationale I read yesterday.

There was recently a big billboard for Scott Tissue on I-95 near the PA/DE line congratulating their workers in Chester, PA for cranking out the rolls. I was only surprised that the factory was there, I assumed it'd be in the South someplace.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2020 12:08 PM (ZGrMX)

160 150: wasn't banned. time out.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 12:08 PM (KP5rU)

161 And they are totally convinced that you should let them rule you and hurt that you don't agree.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (RD7QR)

162 152 And...where's MY buck fifty three?
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (Y274z)

Lochness Monster.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 12:08 PM (9gDA7)

He wants about three-fiddy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

163 People think it comes from China, and the supply is going to be disrupted or something. At least that's the rationale I read yesterday.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer

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Which is funny, because the enviro whackos are constantly trying to sue Kimberly Clark for cutting down North American forests to make TP

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (YslsA)

164 Surprise anal?

easy peasy...

Posted by: Matt Lauer at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (Y274z)

165 I think Navarro meant Alaska. Or maybe Arizona.
________________

There are just too dang many states that start with A. No wonder poor fat Ana got confusulated! I had a conversation about just this very thing with Corn Pop, down at the pool, a few years back. He said it confusulates him too!

When I'm president, the first thing I'm gonna do is make a bunch of the A states change their names, so this kind of problem stops happening! I'm a take-charge kinda guy!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (k4dH2)

166 112 - This is correct and stated more reasonably than I could have managed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (j4+BF)

167 Their collective IQ is also in the millions.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (Sq18x)

168 NY Times Editorial Room = A Gathering of Stupid.

Posted by: dantesed at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (88xKn)

169 Good news, ABC News 20/20 is going to explain Coronavirus to us rubes tonight.

Posted by: rd at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (+0uDE)

170 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (Kpl3J)

I think you probably need to send the request to MisHum who was the Co-Blogger last night? I think he was having a bad day and QDP's personal stories about his work ticked him off, I didn't see anything bannable (I think QDP just wanted to vent) but if a Coblooger I'd ban half you clowns here. Just kidding; I don't want to really ban anybody, but storm front trolls.

And if I get banned it will free up the too much time I spend here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (WI7YS)

171 But if we could simply take every dollar every billionaire has, and give to the rest of us, the rest of us will be rich, isn't that right Brian, Liawatha, Bernie, and AOC?

Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (RI+L/)

172 Could Chris Matthews have solved this math problem, or find Alabama on the map?

Now, we will never know.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (vcOmj)

173 Mara Gay has a a degree in Political Science from the University of Michigan, which is purportedly a "public Ivy."

Posted by: mr tmz at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (m/Gc2)

174 Dang.
I thought I was gonna get a million bucks.Some days you just can't win.
JWM

Posted by: jwm at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (HnUoF)

175 168 NY Times Editorial Room = A Gathering of Stupid.
Posted by: dantesed at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (88xKn)

Moronic Convergence

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

176 She must have been thinking in English millions...

Posted by: Brother ~~Cavil~~ Tim at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (OUMaO)

177 2+2 = analingus

Posted by: Brian Williams at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (2Mnv1)

178 This is the math that enables to Dems to provide free shit to everybody for just a small tax on a handful of billionaires.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (MxEKc)

179 "Brawndo has electrolytes!"

Posted by: abbynormal at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (I849g)

180 And if I get banned it will free up the too much time I spend here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (WI7YS)

Fen, you are much too sweet and kind to ever worry about a banning.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (Ez6QX)

181 Public Ivy or pubic ivy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (F7w+V)

182 Billions. English billions. Ah eff it, nobody's reading this anyway.

Posted by: Brother ~~Cavil~~ Tim at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (OUMaO)

183
The original tweet was from a fellow journolista named Mekita Rivas. Another box-checker. Her tweets are now protected (you can't read them unless you're in her private club) which is odd for a young media type trying to increase her following and her level of "engagement," but she does point out that her name is pronounced "MEE-keh-tay."

She must be real phun to werk with.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (8zOBa)

184 Thought she was a FL resident?
Maybe, I figured she was DC based for TV. But either way, are the people there not nice?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (r+sAi)

185 The media deserve nothing less than to point and give them the Nelson*

HAAAA Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

* Homer Simpson reference.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter, ... with a bullet. at March 06, 2020 12:11 PM (sM+h7)

186 I don't get that. It is the flu, not dysentery.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (YslsA)

People get their systems crossed when they half-understand something. It's why I was reliably informed by an earnest liberal that a problem with global warming is that carbon is formed in the earth's crust.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:11 PM (YqDXo)

187 168 NY Times Editorial Room = A Gathering of Stupid.
Posted by: dantesed at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (88xKn)

A stiff breeze running through the room could play the Hallelujah Chorus running through their ears.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 06, 2020 12:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

188 Which is funny, because the enviro whackos are constantly trying to sue Kimberly Clark for cutting down North American forests to make TP
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (YslsA)
+++++++++++
Which is hilarious in its own right. Kimberly Clark, Boise Cascade, etc. are phenomenal forest managers. They'd like to remain in business (shocking), so they do a *lot* of planting and management. The big paper and lumber companies are a lot like a major agricultural business - with very long timelines.

If they want to put an end to net reforestation in North America then please, by all means, punish paper and lumber manufacturers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 12:11 PM (I2dne)

189
NY Times Editorial Room = A Gathering of Stupid.

Posted by: dantesed at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (88xKn)

====If stupid had gravity, the NYT editorial room would be a black hole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 06, 2020 12:11 PM (pw+jk)

190 Which is funny, because the enviro whackos are constantly trying to sue Kimberly Clark for cutting down North American forests to make TP
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (YslsA)

That's like saying a farmer is contributing to the extinction of corn.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 06, 2020 12:11 PM (Ct55T)

191 >>I agree - Greece, Germany - they're all the same.

Finland, Newfoundland, to-may-to, to-mah-to!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 12:12 PM (bDqIh)

192 socks away

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 12:12 PM (Ct55T)

193 183but she does point out that her name is pronounced "MEE-keh-tay."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (8zOBa)

Whatever bitch, I'm calling you muh-KEE-tuh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 12:12 PM (Ez6QX)

194 Its been said that a python can't eat Ana Navarro.

Ok, I said it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 12:12 PM (r+sAi)

195 She is at least honest about it: she's a hot actress hosting the news.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:59 AM (I2dne)

The British have the right idea. They call them newsreaders.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 06, 2020 12:12 PM (VojAb)

196 So you're supposed to subtract those two numbers. Everybody knows that....gees. but take off the 0's to simplify.

500-327=173. Then add 0's...So it's only 173,000 per person. Who can live on that?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 06, 2020 12:12 PM (Orx/W)

197 This reminds of the old joke about the Polish Lottery. If you win, you get a dollar a year for a million years.

********

Call J.G. Wentworth

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 12:12 PM (m45I2)

198 Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (Ez6QX)

Well, that's kind. Perhaps you haven't seen me in my irritable moments. The only time I was banned was when I replied to an old thread. OregonMuse saved me, I think.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2020 12:12 PM (WI7YS)

199 well if Fen gets mad at you, that is a hint to hit up the Confessional.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 06, 2020 12:12 PM (X/U6J)

200 Have spent two days in Arkansas. Had forgotten how dang warm, like-able and genuinely nice people from the South can be.

For the life of me, I don't know how they gave us the likes of Jeff Sessions.

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Say what you will about Jeff Sessions, and I'd probably agree with most of it BUT I most certainly would say he's warm, likable and genuinely nice.

Probably TOO nice actually.

Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2020 12:12 PM (cF8AT)

201 Sessions is a Rmoney level snake. It's a type. A species of politician that lives in the Republican side of the political ecosystem only.

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2020 12:13 PM (Y274z)

202 I'm such an insufferable twat.

Posted by: Anna Bizarro at March 06, 2020 12:13 PM (vtcmf)

203 SCOTUS rules 5-4 that states can prosecute illegal immigrants for stealing the identities of American citizens.

This should have been 9-0.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 06, 2020 12:13 PM (BeYX8)

204 168 NY Times Editorial Room = A Gathering of Stupid.
Posted by: dantesed at March 06, 2020 12:09 PM (88xKn)

What is the canonical phrase for a gathering of journalists? A smack of reporters? A stupid of scribblers?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 12:13 PM (RD7QR)

205 80 327,000,000
1,000,000
--------------------------
327,000,000,000,000
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 12:01 PM (wZO8j)

What is the total dollar amount of unfunded liabilities?

Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 12:13 PM (r3B/D)

206 Magnitude is like when a volcano is like all up in your face!

/AOC

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 12:14 PM (m45I2)

207 but she does point out that her name is pronounced "MEE-keh-tay."

She must be real phun to werk with.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (8zOBa)

Who's her brother?

dreh-MELL?

Mell-wah-KEEE?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 12:14 PM (Ct55T)

208 As I said in the Morning Rant, I'd still enjoy receiving a $1.53 check from Bloomberg.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 06, 2020 12:14 PM (tVQUs)

209 to increase her following and her level of "engagement," but she does point out that her name is pronounced "MEE-keh-tay."

She must be real phun to werk with.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (8zOBa)

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Makita, who actually does quality work in power tools, is grateful for the clarification.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2020 12:14 PM (oqrJk)

210 SCOTUS rules 5-4 that states can prosecute illegal immigrants for stealing the identities of American citizens.

This should have been 9-0.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 06, 2020 12:13 PM (BeYX

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This.... It proves that around HALF of the highest court in the US cares not a wit for the the actual law.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2020 12:14 PM (8XRCm)

211
You'd think a "journalist" just for sh*ts and giggles at the very least would go to the original tweet to verify its authenticity, and then notice the nonstop raking below? Nothing but the standard "you freaking idiot" memes.

Posted by: clutch cargo

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To make this insane level of incompetence even worse, she's so smug and smooth about it. That superior smile and shared contempt for us non-redistributionists with Brian Williams just ices the cake.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2020 12:15 PM (8zOBa)

212 201 Sessions is a Rmoney level snake. It's a type. A species of politician that lives in the Republican side of the political ecosystem only.

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2020 12:13 PM (Y274z)

I would not put Sessions in the same level as Romney. That's just wrong.

Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2020 12:15 PM (cF8AT)

213 If they want to put an end to net reforestation in North America then please, by all means, punish paper and lumber manufacturers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix

--

Yes, across the country, trees are a crop with an eight to ten year harvest cycle. And a crop too valuable to not replant.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:15 PM (YslsA)

214 42 The on air "talent" is chosen the same way Greg Brady was chosen to be a pop star - they fit the clothes.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (hLRSq)

*mutter to self*

Posted by: Mini-Mike Bloomberg at March 06, 2020 12:15 PM (SUJyY)

215 agreed that Sessions isn't at all like Pierre Delecto.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 06, 2020 12:16 PM (X/U6J)

216 As I said in the Morning Rant, I'd still enjoy receiving a $1.53 check from Bloomberg.
Posted by: Surfperch

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Wasn't there a well-know sports figure that would pay many of his debts by personal check assuming, correctly as it turned out, that most folks wouldn't cash them?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2020 12:16 PM (bJxw1)

217 NY Times Editorial Room = A Gathering of Stupid.

They have to keep the two halves of the editorial room apart to avoid a stupidity criticality event.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:16 PM (YqDXo)

218 But if we could simply take every dollar every billionaire has, and give to the rest of us, the rest of us will be rich, isn't that right Brian, Liawatha, Bernie, and AOC?

Posted by: Gref

________________

They aren't good at math, or more than likely, have done the math but know the average American is too stupid to pull out a calculator.

Even if you got really aggressive with billionaires like a wealth tax at confiscatory levels (and assume they don't just leave the country) it's still not going to come anywhere near paying for "free" healthcare and college.

Posted by: Blago at March 06, 2020 12:16 PM (sjTfF)

219 SCOTUS rules 5-4 that states can prosecute illegal immigrants for stealing the identities of American citizens.

This should have been 9-0.

There's actually some nuance there; the case wasn't explicitly about prosecuting illegals for identity theft, as identity theft *is* a crime. ATC can explain with the puppets, I believe.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2020 12:17 PM (ZGrMX)

220 Bloomie paid 100 "top notch political hack advisors" for his $500M ... and all he got was a "Vote for Slow Joe" T-shirt.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2020 12:17 PM (Cus5s)

221 It's pronounced MEE-so-HORnee

Posted by: Miso Horne at March 06, 2020 12:17 PM (oqrJk)

222 Yes, across the country, trees are a crop with an eight to ten year harvest cycle. And a crop too valuable to not replant.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:15 PM (YslsA)

====
Why do we need trees when we can just go to Home Depot to get wood?

Posted by: Super Smart College Student at March 06, 2020 12:17 PM (pw+jk)

223 NYT Editorial Board.

If they think Bloomberg can give everyone in America 1 million dollars, it makes sense to me now why they think they can pay for all the college.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 06, 2020 12:17 PM (i16mG)

224 208 As I said in the Morning Rant, I'd still enjoy receiving a $1.53 check from Bloomberg.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 06, 2020 12:14 PM (tVQUs)

I'd go buy a Big Gulp with it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 12:17 PM (hLRSq)

225
As I said in the Morning Rant, I'd still enjoy receiving a $1.53 check from Bloomberg.
Posted by: Surfperch

Sounds like a class action settlement check.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 12:17 PM (aKsyK)

226 ATC can explain with the puppets, I believe.

Posted by: Ian S.

--

As long as we can see more than just her arms, and she moves a lot.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:18 PM (YslsA)

227
Trump: "Truly dumb people."

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 12:18 PM (QgtlX)

228 This.... It proves that around HALF of the highest court in the US cares not a wit for the the actual law.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2020 12:14 PM (8XRCm)

Four of them believe it is ok for illegals to steal whatever they like. Stealing identities is far from a victimless crime. I know a woman who was getting set for retirement who found out her Social Security money was already going to someone in Mexico. It was a supreme hassle to clear it up.

Somehow libs have decided that all theft is based on severe poverty.

Posted by: CN at March 06, 2020 12:18 PM (ONvIw)

229 327,000,000
1,000,000
--------------------------
327,000,000,000,000
Posted by: Braenyard

Do you even math? Put the millions aside for the moment and it's the same as $500 for 327 people. Ok, that's $1.53. Now bring the millions back...

I hope to get a PhD in arithmetic, by the way.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 12:18 PM (nIvDu)

230 As I said in the Morning Rant, I'd still enjoy receiving a $1.53 check from Bloomberg.
Posted by: Surfperch

Sounds like a class action settlement check.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 12:17 PM (aKsyK)

Bloomberg's entire campaign is tort.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 12:18 PM (Ct55T)

231 These so called elites are actually numbskulls and are Exhibit 1 on the failure of the American Education System. A system which was built by these very same "elites".

This is pretty much FUBAR.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at March 06, 2020 12:18 PM (j42ZK)

232 The Empress doing Puppet News would be far more entertaining

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 12:19 PM (F7w+V)

233 >>Why do we need trees when we can just go to Home Depot to get wood?

Right?
Why do we need fossil fuels when we can just charge up our electric car?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

234 Cost to give everyone in the United States 1 Million Dollars: 327 TRILLION.

Total combined wealth of all humans on earth: 241 TRILLION.

LOLGF

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 06, 2020 12:19 PM (i16mG)

235 PRO TIP: Have an emphasis on pie charts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2020 12:19 PM (oqrJk)

236 Maths is hard, for brain dead idiots.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 06, 2020 12:19 PM (qZdIZ)

237
327,000,000

1,000,000

--------------------------

327,000,000,000,000

Posted by: Braenyard

Do you even math? Put the millions aside for the moment and it's the
same as $500 for 327 people. Ok, that's $1.53. Now bring the millions
back...

I hope to get a PhD in arithmetic, by the way.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 12:18 PM (nIvDu)

----
OK Boomer

Posted by: Super Smart College Student at March 06, 2020 12:19 PM (pw+jk)

238 I was thinking if Bloomy wanted some good pr, he could give $1 million to 500 people, 10 per state via an internet lottery, but then I thought well everybody in Wyoming would then be a millionaire and nothing would get done there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 12:19 PM (r+sAi)

239 To be fair to Brian he was under heavy fire in the ladies washroom with that lady 2 minutes before air time...all the math had just drained out of him.

Posted by: saf at March 06, 2020 12:20 PM (5IHGB)

240 Wasn't there a well-know sports figure that would pay many of his debts by personal check assuming, correctly as it turned out, that most folks wouldn't cash them?

That was very true at one time, but now that you can deposit checks with your phone it's not as bulletproof a plan as it was.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2020 12:20 PM (ZGrMX)

241 Do you even math? Put the millions aside for the moment and it's the same as $500 for 327 people. Ok, that's $1.53. Now bring the millions back...

I hope to get a PhD in arithmetic, by the way.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 12:18 PM (nIvDu)

Ok, but I'm NOT calling you Dr. t-bird.

Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2020 12:20 PM (cF8AT)

242 I CAN HANDLE THINGS! I'M A REPORTER AND I'M SMAHT AND I WANT RESPECT!!!!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at March 06, 2020 12:20 PM (qAR6u)

243 Did someone say pie?

Posted by: Anna Bizarro at March 06, 2020 12:20 PM (vtcmf)

244 To be fair, it was a word math problem.

Which are know to be difficult for even math PHDs.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2020 12:20 PM (MxEKc)

245 Math, or Maths? Huh. I have always said math.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2020 12:20 PM (90T4r)

246 And thhink of how much power we could save if those stupid Europeans would just shut of all those giant fan thingys?

I mean, how much wind do you need, Holland?

Posted by: AOC at March 06, 2020 12:21 PM (Ct55T)

247 Trump called appointing Sessions the biggest mistake of his presidency.

Tuberville can just run that quote in ads from now until election day and Sessions should be done for.

Posted by: Jose at March 06, 2020 12:21 PM (V6W16)

248
Trump should math-ambush Biden.
"So, Joe, if you have an apple, and I have three oranges, you know, the thing. Right? C'mon man."

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 12:21 PM (QgtlX)

249 Cost to give everyone in the United States 1 Million Dollars: 327 TRILLION.

Total combined wealth of all humans on earth: 241 TRILLION.

LOLGF
Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 06, 2020 12:19 PM (i16mG)

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Now we're getting into Breadline Bernie territory.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2020 12:21 PM (oqrJk)

250 PRO TIP: Have an emphasis on pie charts.

"Also 'No', but in yellow"

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 12:21 PM (nIvDu)

251 eems to me like "they" refers to "the South", not Arkansas. That MSNBC math error is stunning, though.

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (eAZVt)

I agree with that. It's a stupid non-gotcha.
Posted by: WOPR at March 06, 2020 12:06 P

But out of all southern politicians, she picks Jeff Sessions as the mean one? No hate for Robert Byrd, Nathan forrest or George Wallace?

I think she screwed up her geography.

Posted by: LASue at March 06, 2020 12:21 PM (YxML+)

252 Math, or Maths? Huh. I have always said math.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2020 12:20 PM (90T4r)
++++++++++++
Math == holy, proper, legitimate, American English.
Maths == unholy, improper, grotesque British English.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 12:21 PM (I2dne)

253 Do you even math? Put the millions aside for the moment and it's the same as $500 for 327 people. Ok, that's $1.53. Now bring the millions back...

I hope to get a PhD in arithmetic, by the way.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 12:18 PM (nIvDu)

The man is in league with the Devil!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:22 PM (YqDXo)

254 I never was very good at those "a train leaves the station at 8am going 45 miles per hour" problems.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 06, 2020 12:22 PM (NWiLs)

255 I heard a good one on CNN yesterday.

"Trump claimed that there were only 119 corona virus cases in the US, not counting the 49 who were repatriated. But according to our count the real number is 163, including the onese who were repatriated."

See how bad the Orange Man is.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2020 12:22 PM (wzVKm)

256 245 Math, or Maths? Huh. I have always said math.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2020 12:20 PM (90T4r)

---------

Whichever it is, I was told there would be none of it.

Posted by: G.W. Bush at March 06, 2020 12:22 PM (oqrJk)

257 I want tree fiddy. Pay up, Mini Mikey.

Posted by: Loch Ness Monster at March 06, 2020 12:22 PM (S2+8Y)

258 226
ATC can explain with the puppets, I believe.

Posted by: Ian S.

--

As long as we can see more than just her arms, and she moves a lot.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:18 PM (YslsA)

Trampoline puppet shows can be a thing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 12:22 PM (1CjJc)

259 That's $1.53 per person before taxes

Or less than taxes on a gallon of gas in California

Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2020 12:23 PM (qAR6u)

260 245 Math, or Maths? Huh. I have always said math.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2020 12:20 PM (90T4r)

"Maths" is usually Brit.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 12:23 PM (RD7QR)

261 "Maths == unholy, improper, grotesque British English."

An unpronounceable abomination.

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2020 12:23 PM (eAZVt)

262 you haters ... there are no wrong answers in math ... everyone gets a math trophy.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2020 12:23 PM (Cus5s)

263 Why do we need fossil fuels when we can just charge up our electric car?

The funniest comedy on Twitter is watching Tesla buyers get attacked by the cultists (and occasionally Elon Musk himself) as "stock shorters" and "big oil shills" when they rightfully complain they were sold a shitty car with unreliable after-sale service.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2020 12:23 PM (ZGrMX)

264 254 I never was very good at those "a train leaves the station at 8am going 45 miles per hour" problems.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 06, 2020 12:22 PM (NWiLs)

I went down to the station, suitcase in my hand, is all the further I ever get.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2020 12:23 PM (90T4r)

265
I have no idea what happened on the ONT re qdpsteve, but a solid troll was gunning for him on the previous thread. Go to that thread and search on well-known troll "Never Served."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2020 12:23 PM (8zOBa)

266 Missed it by that much!

Posted by: Maxwell Smaht at March 06, 2020 12:23 PM (9dzlp)

267 >>But out of all southern politicians, she picks Jeff Sessions as the mean one?

Pretty sure the whole point of her comment was to slam Sessions, as he is now the enemy for his service to #OrangeManBad. All the words before that were randomly constructed to get to Sessions = BAD.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 12:24 PM (bDqIh)

268 Math == holy, proper, legitimate, American English.
Maths == unholy, improper, grotesque British English.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 12:21 PM (I2dne)

this

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 12:24 PM (Ez6QX)

269 Arkansas didn't give us Jeff Sessions, but it did give Hunter Biden a son.

Gave us the Clintons. Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:24 PM (WyqH5)

270 Fuzzy math.

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2020 12:24 PM (4aVpH)

271 Do you even math? Put the millions aside for the moment and it's the same as $500 for 327 people. Ok, that's $1.53. Now bring the millions back...

I hope to get a PhD in arithmetic, by the way.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 12:18 PM (nIvDu)
----
OK Boomer
Posted by: Super Smart College Student at March 06, 2020 12:19 PM (pw+jk)

Just for fun, when making a purchase from a young millennial cashier, add the change to make your purchase an even amount of money. Wait until AFTER any automatic change maker operates.

Watch the fun. I've literally had to take out a pen and WRITE OUT the arithmetic.

Public education. You can't beat it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:24 PM (YqDXo)

272 My favorite Ana the blimp Navarro

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2020 12:24 PM (6XlcD)

273 Talking heads on TV are not chosen for their smarts, Look at me-again. It's idiots and hacks all the way down. Add in democRat and there you go. I hate hate hate the media.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 06, 2020 12:24 PM (0OmEj)

274 Speaking of maths...I'm off to my accountant and taxes.
Why do I feel like I'm being sent to the principal's office?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2020 12:24 PM (axyOa)

275 But according to our count the real number is...

Yeah, stop right there, CNN, because I see a possible error source.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 12:25 PM (nIvDu)

276 I like the certainty that nyt editor posses. I am in awe of it. Its blinding.

Posted by: Earnest Conviction at March 06, 2020 12:25 PM (9dzlp)

277 Was Forrest ever in politics? anyway he repudiated the Klan, which Byrd didnt....

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 06, 2020 12:25 PM (X/U6J)

278 I wish I had a bathtub full of banana cream.

Posted by: Anna Bizarro at March 06, 2020 12:26 PM (vtcmf)

279 Just for fun, when making a purchase from a young millennial cashier, add the change to make your purchase an even amount of money. Wait until AFTER any automatic change maker operates.

Watch the fun. I've literally had to take out a pen and WRITE OUT the arithmetic.

Public education. You can't beat it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

--

Which means that these pundits don't have much of a further in the barista industry.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:26 PM (YslsA)

280 A buck fifty each. I'll take it.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 06, 2020 12:26 PM (Vy7tf)

281 Heres the thing about the ever dreaded word problem: LIFE IS A WORD PROBLEM!
I love them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 06, 2020 12:26 PM (0v57o)

282 204 What is the canonical phrase for a gathering of journalists? A smack of reporters? A stupid of scribblers?

A Murder of Media

Posted by: Heidi at March 06, 2020 12:26 PM (lS7l6)

283 The can't do multiplication table. Idiots.

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2020 12:26 PM (4aVpH)

284 Tonight's Mega Millions jackpot if won is worth $52.4 million cash*

*before taxes, relatives, and such

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 12:26 PM (F7w+V)

285 You don't have to understand Science!

You just have to Believe.

Posted by: AOC at March 06, 2020 12:26 PM (Ct55T)

286 ATC can explain with the puppets, I believe.

Posted by: Ian S.

--

As long as we can see more than just her arms, and she moves a lot.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada

Trampoline puppet shows can be a thing.
Posted by: flounder

TAKE MY MONEY!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:26 PM (WyqH5)

287 heh. Sock fail. But actually, not really.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 12:26 PM (Ct55T)

288 arkansas is still #1 in rickets. or, maybe crickets. fuck, i don't know. i know they're #1 in arkancide.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 12:26 PM (KP5rU)

289 >>Fuzzy math.

using fuzzy logic

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 12:26 PM (bDqIh)

290 What is the canonical phrase for a gathering of journalists?

--
A confederacy of dunces.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:27 PM (YslsA)

291
Also, this happened on the same day that women all over the MSM were shrieking, moping, and hectoring about the sexism and misogyny that ended Lizzie Warren's run.

It was a collage of what happens when you hire someone strictly for their gender.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2020 12:27 PM (8zOBa)

292 284 Tonight's Mega Millions jackpot if won is worth $52.4 million cash*

*before taxes, relatives, and such
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 12:26 PM (F7w+V)

A.K.A. a "decibloomberg"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 12:27 PM (Ct55T)

293 I still can't understand Sessions, he gave Trump his first big rally, was he just trying to get in on the popularity, or did he really just want to be Attorney General? Because he sure didn't work for him while he was there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 12:27 PM (r+sAi)

294 $1.57 for ME , the TINGLE IS BACK....how much is a Ferrari again?

Posted by: saf at March 06, 2020 12:27 PM (5IHGB)

295 Speaking of maths...I'm off to my accountant and taxes.
Why do I feel like I'm being sent to the principal's office?
Posted by: Diogenes

Were you a bad boy?

Posted by: IRS at March 06, 2020 12:27 PM (4aVpH)

296 Why do we need fossil fuels when we can just charge up our electric car?

California is pushing that stupid crap. Apparently people going for it have not thought this through. A Santa Ana comes, fire hazard goes through the roof, California cuts electricity to your area, then a fire starts and you flee ... in your electric vehicle.

Good plan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:27 PM (YqDXo)

297 Just for fun, when making a purchase from a young millennial cashier,
add the change to make your purchase an even amount of money. Wait until
AFTER any automatic change maker operates.

Watch the fun. I've literally had to take out a pen and WRITE OUT the arithmetic.

Public education. You can't beat it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Don't dare give them $21.65 for an $11.63 purchase, without a full biohazard PPE suit. Brains everywhere.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 12:28 PM (1CjJc)

298 Speaking of maths...I'm off to my accountant and taxes.
Why do I feel like I'm being sent to the principal's office?
Posted by: Diogenes

Just got back from the property tax office.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:28 PM (WyqH5)

299 Trump ad (with apologies to ad man Hal Riney):

"There is a bear in the woods. For some people, the bear is easy to see. Others sandalwood apple sandwich. Some people say the bear is tame, c'mon, that guy, giggety, we're gonna hop hop hop over to the custard funhole. Others say its vicious and dangerous.

Since no one can really be sure who's right, isn't it smart to be as strong as the bear? Even if there is a three-fingered bologna pitcher delivery system?"

I'm Donald Trump, and I beautifully mutated this ad.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 12:28 PM (QgtlX)

300 294: buck two eighty. you're a little short.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 12:28 PM (KP5rU)

301 Can't do math but they know for a fact Trump is a Russian operative

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2020 12:28 PM (6XlcD)

302 It was a collage of what happens when you hire someone strictly for their gender.

What about Rachel Madow?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 12:29 PM (F7w+V)

303 294 $1.57 for ME , the TINGLE IS BACK....how much is a Ferrari again?
Posted by: saf at March 06, 2020 12:27 PM (5IHGB)

--------

You'll need about 250,000 friends.

Posted by: G.W. Bush at March 06, 2020 12:29 PM (oqrJk)

304 $1.57 for ME , the TINGLE IS BACK....how much is a Ferrari again?
Posted by: saf at March 06, 2020 12:27 PM (5IHGB)
++++++++++++
About $1.57 more than it was yesterday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 12:29 PM (I2dne)

305 290
What is the canonical phrase for a gathering of journalists?

--

A confederacy of dunces.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:27 PM (YslsA)

A bucket of dumbshits.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 12:29 PM (1CjJc)

306 Also, this happened on the same day that women all over the MSM were shrieking, moping, and hectoring about the sexism and misogyny that ended Lizzie Warren's run.

Liz cried when she announced her withdrawal.

I'm never going to vote for anyone who cries over anything other than a bereavement. Too emotionally unstable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:29 PM (YqDXo)

307 Best and brightest, folks!

https://www.zerohedge.com/health/officials- resist-disruptive-and-costly-school-closures- over-coronavirus

Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 12:29 PM (r3B/D)

308 you're a little short.

I am not short, I am middle height!

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at March 06, 2020 12:29 PM (4aVpH)

309

How the hell am I supposed to tell those numerals apart? I never got Necromancy in school.

Posted by: saf at March 06, 2020 12:29 PM (5IHGB)

310 California is pushing that stupid crap. Apparently people going for it have not thought this through. A Santa Ana comes, fire hazard goes through the roof, California cuts electricity to your area, then a fire starts and you flee ... in your electric vehicle.

Good plan.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Failing to see the downside.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:29 PM (WyqH5)

311 I'm seeing lots of racist Hate Math in these comments.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2020 12:29 PM (MxEKc)

312 I'm only going to put it in you an inch, Mara.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 06, 2020 12:30 PM (Vy7tf)

313 ITS FUNNY CAUSE WILLIAMS WARNS THE VIEWERS TO NOT GET TO FAR AHEAD OF HIM SO AS NOT TO SPOIL THE PUNCHLINE AND THEN HE STEPS ON A RAKE AND THEN SO DOES THE SMAHT NYT EDITOR.

Posted by: Ben Rothliebergergler at March 06, 2020 12:30 PM (9dzlp)

314 Why, he could give everyone in America .... about treefiddy.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 06, 2020 12:30 PM (i16mG)

315 dude is tiresome, daily.

Posted by: long bong at March 06, 2020 12:30 PM (B+t5k)

316 >>What about Rachel Madow? Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 12:29 PM (F7w+V)

It puts the smart-guy glasses on its face.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 12:30 PM (QgtlX)

317 There's actually some nuance there; the case wasn't explicitly about prosecuting illegals for identity theft, as identity theft *is* a crime. ATC can explain with the puppets, I believe.
_________________

It wasn't really that much nuance.

It was a pre-emption case. The illegal alien camp was arguing that the states (in this particular case, Kansas) can't prosecute illegal aliens for the use of stolen identity information (like Social Security numbers) that they submit when they apply for jobs, because there is a federal immigration law that says that the information contained in federal employment eligibility forms (I-9's) can't be used for state prosecutions, and the information on I-9's is the same information (e.g., SS numbers) that illegals submit when they fill out job applications in the states. So basically the argument was that only the feds can prosecute illegal aliens for identity theft, because the states are pre-empted from doing so.

By a 5-4 vote, the SCOTUS said no to the argument. So states are free to prosecute illegal aliens for identity theft under state law.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 06, 2020 12:30 PM (k4dH2)

318 Prince module glove harmony green.

Posted by: Warai-otoko is playing too at March 06, 2020 12:30 PM (Ct55T)

319 some hi profile trial a while back, forget which- a HS girl was called as witness-

she was asked about some letter or note, and said...
'I can't read cursive'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 06, 2020 12:31 PM (iTXRQ)

320 >Because Trump is a meat grinder and going to mince them all up. "The Squad" was never *supposed* to go away. Trump brought them out in the open, branded them with Tlaib, thoroughly embarrassed them all over the course of two weeks (#TwoWeeks) and forced the party to make a choice.

>They can't have the battle over Socialism with Trump. They want to force it down our throats with a gun, but Trump will rebrand it with the truth, which is poverty and death camps.

>He will ingrain the truth of it in the national consciousness just like he did with "fake news", and another entire generation will never vote for it or anything like it. They can't have that.

>But they have no intention of tacking back to the "center". They couldn't do it if they tried. Trump has given them no choice but to stay as crazy as they possibly can.

This is the most optimistic thing I have not disagreed with.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 06, 2020 12:31 PM (T0OSk)

321 I know that a number of you guys make fun of soccer, but if you haven't seen it you'll probably like this Soccer Team Manager's response when asked his opinion about coronavirus. Very sensible:

https://tinyurl.com/yx46up7l

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2020 12:31 PM (WI7YS)

322 Don't dare give them $21.65 for an $11.63 purchase, without a full biohazard PPE suit. Brains everywhere.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 12:28 PM (1CjJc)

Ooh, that's cruel. I like it. Did they start singing "Daisy," like the HAL 9000 when the astronaut started removing RAM?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:31 PM (YqDXo)

323 Jay,

Gavin Newsom with a straight face before hopping into his gas powered armored limo - "Use the light rail."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 12:31 PM (F7w+V)

324 They used this same formula for Obamacare.

Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2020 12:31 PM (2Mnv1)

325 HUR DUR WIF YER GEOGRAPHY AND YER MATH! HUR DUR DUR.

Excuse me while Qatar whips it out on my face.

Posted by: Rick 'Cialis Won't Work' Wilson at March 06, 2020 12:31 PM (datdl)

326 >>Liz cried when she announced her withdrawal.

I'm never going to vote for anyone who cries over anything other than a bereavement. Too emotionally unstable.
- - -

Ugh, just like Pat Schroeder years ago.
Take a valium and face it like an adult, FFS.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 12:32 PM (bDqIh)

327 One tiny change in legislation and we could retire the national debt. Let's just say the government can pay its debts in Zimbabwe dollars!

Posted by: Paul Krugman, Nobel Laureate at March 06, 2020 12:32 PM (sWM8x)

328 one fridge size solar panel can put out 300+watts in full sun ... which is pretty neat, but they are still an expensive way to get electricity, unless a person is way off the grid.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2020 12:32 PM (Cus5s)

329 I'm short, Mike. you get drafted into dwarf tossing competitions in Hobbiton.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 06, 2020 12:32 PM (X/U6J)

330 319 some hi profile trial a while back, forget which- a HS girl was called as witness-

she was asked about some letter or note, and said...
'I can't read cursive'
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 06, 2020 12:31 PM (iTXRQ)

That was Rachel Jeantel in the Zimmerman trial for shooting St. Trayvon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:32 PM (YqDXo)

331 Trump takes a scalp.

https://bit.ly/3cyLLwC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2020 12:32 PM (+y/Ru)

332 Can someone check my math?

I calculated the error to be

65,400,000%

no...really

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 06, 2020 12:32 PM (PPbDD)

333 "'m only going to put it in you an inch, Mara"

hey, here is a campaign promise Bloomberg could have kept!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 06, 2020 12:33 PM (X/U6J)

334 319
some hi profile trial a while back, forget which- a HS girl was called as witness-

she was asked about some letter or note, and said...

'I can't read cursive'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 06, 2020 12:31 PM (iTXRQ)

Zimmerman trial, witness was Rachel Jenteal, and it was purported to be HER handwritten note. And then she had the pig ignorance to tell a defense attorney that his question/implication was "real reatarded, sir."
Can't argue with an expert.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 12:33 PM (1CjJc)

335
Liz cried when she announced her withdrawal.

I'm never going to vote for anyone who cries over anything other than a bereavement. Too emotionally unstable.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

=======

She absolutely proved her unfitness for office in that announcement, which ended with "I miss my Mama and Daddy."

Her interview with Rachel Maddow last night was so bad it made Hillary's exit in November 2016 look good.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2020 12:33 PM (8zOBa)

336 I, for one, never make fun of soccer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2020 12:33 PM (oqrJk)

337

An Indiana state senator is facing backlash for a comment he made on a meme of former vice president Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg.

The image showed Biden with his hands on Buttigieg's shoulders.

Republican state Sen. Mike Young (District 35), posted a comment on the meme saying, "He's used to it."

The comment was labeled homophobic by the Indiana Senate Democrats Committee and LGBTQ activists.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 12:34 PM (aKsyK)

338 I sure would pay good money for a video of Hillarys reaction to loss a couple of years back. I expect it would be R rated.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 06, 2020 12:34 PM (0v57o)

339 SCOTUS rules 5-4 that states can prosecute illegal immigrants for stealing the identities of American citizens.

This should have been 9-0.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 06, 2020 12:13 PM (BeYX

-----

This.... It proves that around HALF of the highest court in the US cares not a wit for the the actual law.
Posted by: fixerupper

____________

It really is scary, our side has just conceded liberals in the court can do whatever the hell they want.

Posted by: Blago at March 06, 2020 12:34 PM (sjTfF)

340 Wouldn't that be Quid Pro Quo?

Posted by: freaked at March 06, 2020 12:34 PM (xV5Vf)

341
Chad Pergram
@ChadPergram
GOPers have only an 8-6 edge on the Senate Judiciary Cmte. So a vote by Romney requesting Biden documents could prompt a 7-7 tie, which, by rule, fails. But Romney says he will now support the efforts
*********
Cocaine Mitch

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 06, 2020 12:35 PM (BqBId)

342 I got FOADY FI in my saving account.

Posted by: saf at March 06, 2020 12:35 PM (5IHGB)

343 >>I'm never going to vote for anyone who cries over anything other than a bereavement. Too emotionally unstable.

Zod will never vote for anyone who does not cry when Travis takes the rifle from his mother and shoots Old Yeller. Too emotionally Cylon.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 12:35 PM (QgtlX)

344 for one, never make fun of soccer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2020 12:33 PM (oqrJk)

Me either.

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2020 12:35 PM (4aVpH)

345 What about Rachel Madow? Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 12:29 PM (F7w+V)

Hairy Pooter?

Posted by: Moldevort at March 06, 2020 12:35 PM (S2+8Y)

346 So who waved the Nazi flag at a Bernie rally?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 12:35 PM (F7w+V)

347 The comment was labeled homophobic by the Indiana Senate Democrats Committee and LGBTQ activists.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 12:34 PM (aKsyK)

He should tell them to get bent.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 12:35 PM (Ez6QX)

348 Can they at least count to 270?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 06, 2020 12:35 PM (PPbDD)

349 They can't have the battle over Socialism with Trump. They want to force it down our throats with a gun, but Trump will rebrand it with the truth, which is poverty and death camps

I wish they would try. I honestly do. We could end Democrats for two generations.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:35 PM (WyqH5)

350
Zimmerman trial, witness was Rachel Jenteal, and it was purported to be HER handwritten note. And then she had the pig ignorance to tell a defense attorney that his question/implication was "real reatarded, sir."
Can't argue with an expert.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

======

That's the Tay-tay who, we are now learning, was probably NOT Trayvon's girlfriend despite her testimony to the contrary. No wonder she couldn't read the writing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2020 12:36 PM (8zOBa)

351 Liz cried when she announced her withdrawal.

I'm never going to vote for anyone who cries over anything other than a bereavement. Too emotionally unstable.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

=======

She absolutely proved her unfitness for office in that announcement, which ended with "I miss my Mama and Daddy."

Her interview with Rachel Maddow last night was so bad it made Hillary's exit in November 2016 look good.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2020 12:33 PM (8zOBa)

Liz Warren, 7 Dec 1941: "They bombed my naval station!" Sobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:36 PM (YqDXo)

352 If you haven't seen it, this is a good description of the coronoavirus, by someone that survived it.
https://tinyurl.com/sxry7wv

I wonder if he got both strains. And he should have taken the antibiotics for pneumonia. (Link from Insty)

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 06, 2020 12:36 PM (JKNZq)

353 Trump takes a scalp.

https://bit.ly/3cyLLwC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2020 12:32 PM (+y/Ru)

the troof shall set you free

Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2020 12:36 PM (X/Pw5)

354 Bloomberg spent a kajillion bajillion dollars, guyz

Posted by: Chris W at March 06, 2020 12:36 PM (MgAxs)

355 I think the on-air "talent" also has to pass "tests" given by the likes of Matt Lauer or Harvey Weinstein.

Posted by: Isophorone at March 06, 2020 12:36 PM (Nrz1h)

356 248
Trump should math-ambush Biden.
"So, Joe, if you have an apple, and I have three oranges, you know, the thing. Right? C'mon man."

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 12:21 PM (QgtlX)

Problem with Trump / Biden debate is if Trump makes Biden bleed it will incur sympathy for Biden and enmity for Trump.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 12:36 PM (wZO8j)

357 Remember on these 5-4 rulings, the smart set thinks "but Gorsuch" is some kind of witty jibe.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 06, 2020 12:36 PM (j4+BF)

358 re qdpsteve
he has identified his place of employment by name. the newspaper and office location.
so if his boss has gotten wind of the stuff being said about him like he drinks at work and is having an affair with his male personal assistant maybe it is a concern for ace and this site.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 06, 2020 12:37 PM (NAbCm)

359 The first time I heard 'The Distance' I assumed it was a Weird Al parody of current pop songs. It was SO bad, full of so many musical cliches....but, no. Real song. Cake made real money, making crap.

Hell, Muskrat Love is a masterpiece compared to this. The Captain and Tenille are artists for all time compared to Cake.

Bleh.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 12:37 PM (ifmtJ)

360 Republican state Sen. Mike Young (District 35), posted a comment on the meme saying, "He's used to it."

You can't tell from the quote who's he talking about. Maybe he meant Biden frequently touches people inappropriately, and even if he didn't the little snowflakes need to get over it. It doesn't sound homophobic at all even if he was talking about Buttigieg.,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2020 12:37 PM (WI7YS)

361 The Chinese are really trying to be like the Umbrella Corporation

L and S strains of the Corona Virus

Where's the T Virus?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 12:37 PM (F7w+V)

362 What is the canonical phrase for a gathering of journalists?

--

A confederacy of dunces.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:27 PM (YslsA)

A bucket of dumbshits.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

An ignorance vortex.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2020 12:37 PM (+y/Ru)

363 "NYT Editorial Board Member Mara Gay: 'It's an incredible way of putting it. It's true. It's disturbing."

It is a totally incredible way of putting it. Totally not credible. It is a true and disturbing way of putting that which is not credible.

Unfortunately, you didn't mean it that way. Sad.

And stupid... but mostly stupid.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 06, 2020 12:37 PM (6eEQ+)

364 I hate hate hate the media.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable.

With a hot hate ?

Posted by: JT at March 06, 2020 12:38 PM (arJlL)

365 She cried? Iron Eyes Warren.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2020 12:38 PM (90T4r)

366
I sure would pay good money for a video of Hillarys reaction to loss a couple of years back. I expect it would be R rated.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

=======

Forget killing Hitler. If I can time-travel in an invisibility cloak, that's what I'm going back to see.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2020 12:38 PM (8zOBa)

367 If you haven't been banned, but timed-out, have you been ur-banned?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2020 12:38 PM (Dc/bs)

368 She said the thought was sobering. Maybe they were drunk.

Posted by: Caliban at March 06, 2020 12:38 PM (QE8X6)

369 356
248

Trump should math-ambush Biden.

"So, Joe, if you have an apple, and I have three oranges, you know, the thing. Right? C'mon man."

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 12:21 PM (QgtlX)

Problem with Trump / Biden debate is if Trump makes Biden bleed it will incur sympathy for Biden and enmity for Trump.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 12:36 PM (wZO8j)

Because going into a battle of wits with an unarmed man is somehow unseemly

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 06, 2020 12:38 PM (N39Ws)

370 So who waved the Nazi flag at a Bernie rally?
Posted by: Anna Puma

A BernieBros supporter?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:38 PM (WyqH5)

371 370 So who waved the Nazi flag at a Bernie rally?
Posted by: Anna Puma

A BernieBros supporter?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:38 PM (WyqH5)

========

Matt Yglesias.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 12:39 PM (q80AH)

372 GOPers have only an 8-6 edge on the Senate Judiciary Cmte. So a vote by Romney requesting Biden documents could prompt a 7-7 tie, which, by rule, fails. But Romney says he will now support the efforts
*********
Cocaine Mitch

-

In return for cash, and GOP negative campaign against any challenger in the next primary.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:39 PM (YslsA)

373 "I hate math" - Barbie
Posted by: SMOD

Aka, Trailer Park Barbie.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:39 PM (WyqH5)

374 I understand leftard adversity to basic arithmetic. Socialism and mathematics are mutually repellant.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 06, 2020 12:39 PM (0v57o)

375 @ananavarro
Have spent two days in Arkansas. Had forgotten how dang warm, like-able and genuinely nice people from the South can be.

For the life of me, I don't know how they gave us the likes of Jeff Sessions.

twitter really is for knee-jerk idiots

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 12:39 PM (vEIlU)

376 >He should tell them to get bent.
Posted by: Jordan61

or
'shove it up your... oh, you're used to that...'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 06, 2020 12:39 PM (iTXRQ)

377 There's nothing wrong with making a mistake once in a while, everyone does it. But when your very job is about being accurate in facts, and you treat people who make a little mistake like this with withering contempt in your "reports" then yeah. You gotta be ready to face mockery and dismissal when you do it.

Its like being the guy who corrects everyone's grammar and English on Twitter then messing up some spelling. I try very hard not to nail people for that kind of thing on social media, because most people are doing it on a phone and God knows how hard it is to type accurately on those dinky things. And besides, everyone messes up, that's why authors have editors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 12:40 PM (KZzsI)

378 373 "I hate math" - Barbie
Posted by: SMOD

Aka, Trailer Park Barbie.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:39 PM (WyqH5)

=========

So, I watched Killer Joe recently.

Lots o' nudity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 12:40 PM (q80AH)

379 >>I sure would pay good money for a video of Hillarys reaction to loss a couple of years back. I expect it would be R rated.

We were cheated out of her election night concession speech in 2016. I so wanted to see her in that moment.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 12:40 PM (bDqIh)

380 >>Problem with Trump / Biden debate is if Trump makes Biden bleed it will incur sympathy for Biden and enmity for Trump. Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 12:36 PM (wZO8j)

I think that could cut either way. Could be that the problem with Trump/Biden debate is if Biden comes off looking like corn-toed sometimes a notion of you know, the, you know, stick it in the giggy-hole and break it off, it will cause voters to be afraid that when Joe claims he doesn't want to sleep with the light on because it could tip over and burn the country down, that he means it.
And that they think that, given a lit lamp, Biden could manage to burn America down.
Zod thinks he could manage it, and even if the lamp wasn't lit, a bear. You know. C'mon, man.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 12:40 PM (QgtlX)

381 Posted by: blackdogs at March 06, 2020 12:37 PM (NAbCm)

I've never read any of those things.
Those are bold statements.
Especially from an unknown.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 12:40 PM (wZO8j)

382 "I hate math" - Barbie

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2020 12:40 PM (3aI0K)

383 And that was with a calculator.

Posted by: Allears at March 06, 2020 12:41 PM (9+J4d)

384 >@ananavarro
Have spent two days in Arkansas. Had forgotten how ...

all y'all look alike to her

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 06, 2020 12:41 PM (iTXRQ)

385 Rooskies spent .000002857 per US citizen

Posted by: REDACTED at March 06, 2020 12:41 PM (rpxSz)

386 An Indiana state senator is facing backlash for a comment he made on a meme of former vice president Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg.

The image showed Biden with his hands on Buttigieg's shoulders.

Republican state Sen. Mike Young (District 35), posted a comment on the meme saying, "He's used to it."

The comment was labeled homophobic by the Indiana Senate Democrats Committee and LGBTQ activists.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 12:34 PM (aKsyK)

I like this guy already.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:41 PM (YqDXo)

387 As far as I can tell, cursive is no longer taught in public schools. Had to cut something in order to make room for cross dresser reading time and learning how to put a condom on a banana.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 12:41 PM (YslsA)

388 I hate Ana Navarro and I hope she dies of starvation in a crooked assisted care home, but that tweet is only SLIGHTLY bad.

It seems clear to me she means 'people of the south' gave us Jeff Sessions and not that Arkansas did.

She just failed at playing the pronoun game.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (ifmtJ)

389 385 Rooskies spent .000002857 per US citizen
Posted by: REDACTED at March 06, 2020 12:41 PM (rpxSz)

===========

It's not the size, it's how you use it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (q80AH)

390 did Cocaine Mitch tell the dog molester that he's getting ejected from the GOP if he doesn't shape up?

if someone isn't in the majority party anymore, there is no need to keep his ass on the committees.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (X/U6J)

391 I was told there would be no math here.
Sigh.

Fine.
5000000 divided by a Blooming idiot,
plus extra zeros,
carry the oregano,
Divide again by apple pie,
Multiply by flamingo equals.......

A yellow hippopotamus!

What do I win?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (myjNJ)

392 Strange that only in the era of Trump do we discover that TV people tend to be dumbasses.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (xujhj)

393 @ananavarro
Have spent two days in Arkansas. Had forgotten how dang warm, like-able and genuinely nice people from the South can be.

For the life of me, I don't know how they gave us the likes of Jeff Sessions.

twitter really is for knee-jerk idiots
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 12:39 PM (vEIlU)

And the saddest part, Backfat doesn't even realize what an uppity bitch this comment makes her look like.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (9gDA7)

394 >>We were cheated out of her election night concession speech in 2016. I so wanted to see her in that moment. Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 12:40 PM (bDqIh)

THIS. Why couldn't Small Mike have spent his money to buy and post the video of her going apeshit in her hotel room?

WHY??

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (QgtlX)

395 >>Trump should math-ambush Biden.

"So, Joe, if you have an apple, and I have three oranges, you know, the thing. Right? C'mon man.

- - - -

Biden team is stupid:

@JesseRodriguez

Biden supporters say campaign may be looking to bring up corruption involving Trump sons, Eric and Donald Jr --- fair game if Hunter and Burisma are being used as attack lines against Joe Biden

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (bDqIh)

396 Republican state Sen. Mike Young (District 35), posted a comment on the meme saying, "He's used to it."

The comment was labeled homophobic by the Indiana Senate Democrats Committee and LGBTQ activists.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

How is that unnaturally afraid of faggots?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (WyqH5)

397 Just got back from the property tax office.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:28 PM

I'm hoping the tax cuts save me. If not...sigh...then its back to the cheap scotch for a few months.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (axyOa)

398 59 I can just about give Fatty McGoo a pass on that.... she seems to mean that "The South" gave us Sessions, not Arkansas specifically.

But on the other hand, fat.

Also.... Sessions?

Seriously?

THAT's your snark target?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (Ct55T)

...

Doesn't make any sense.

Posted by: James Carville at March 06, 2020 12:43 PM (yL25O)

399 390 did Cocaine Mitch tell the dog molester that he's getting ejected from the GOP if he doesn't shape up?

if someone isn't in the majority party anymore, there is no need to keep his ass on the committees.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (X/U6J)

=============

"Thank you for coming Senator."
-Mitch

"You're welcome, Mitch."
-Romney

"Don't call me Mitch."
-Mitch

"Uh...I'm sorry?"
-Romney

"Shut your fucking pie hole."
-Mitch

*things did not get nicer*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 12:43 PM (q80AH)

400 Trump ad (with apologies to ad man Hal Riney):

"There
is a bear in the woods. For some people, the bear is easy to see.
Others sandalwood apple sandwich. Some people say the bear is tame,
c'mon, that guy, giggety, we're gonna hop hop hop over to the custard
funhole. Others say its vicious and dangerous.

Since no one can
really be sure who's right, isn't it smart to be as strong as the bear?
Even if there is a three-fingered bologna pitcher delivery system?"

I'm Donald Trump, and I beautifully mutated this ad.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 12:28 PM (QgtlX)

===
All hail ZOD!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 06, 2020 12:43 PM (pw+jk)

401 There's nothing wrong with making a mistake once in a while, everyone does it. But when your very job is about being accurate in facts, and you treat people who make a little mistake like this with withering contempt in your "reports" then yeah. You gotta be ready to face mockery and dismissal when you do it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 12:40 PM (KZzsI)

Sure. But this was an especially egregious error. Millions divided by millions is ... millions??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:43 PM (YqDXo)

402 358 - That's an interesting take. Doesn't have anything to do with what actually happened, which was obviously a personal beef. No need to take my word for it. The comments are all there. At any rate, under Section 230 of the CDA, I don't think the site has any liability for what anyone here says, if that's what you are suggesting.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 06, 2020 12:43 PM (j4+BF)

403 392 Strange that only in the era of Trump do we discover that TV people tend to be dumbasses.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (xujhj)

--------

We discovered that during the Obama era too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2020 12:43 PM (oqrJk)

404 >We were cheated out of her election night concession speech in 2016. I so wanted to see her in that moment.
Posted by: Lizzy

'TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 06, 2020 12:43 PM (iTXRQ)

405 389 385 Rooskies spent .000002857 per US citizen
Posted by: REDACTED at March 06, 2020 12:41 PM (rpxSz)

===========

It's not the size, it's how you use it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (q80AH)

Hopefully you don't use that line on your wife.

Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2020 12:44 PM (7DB+p)

406 blackdogs, thanks for that explanation.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 06, 2020 12:44 PM (X/U6J)

407 I was told there would be no math here.
Sigh.

Fine.
5000000 divided by a Blooming idiot,
plus extra zeros,
carry the oregano,
Divide again by apple pie,
Multiply by flamingo equals.......

A yellow hippopotamus!

What do I win?
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Son. Of. A. Bitch.

I actually followed that.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:44 PM (WyqH5)

408 Kid the younger is in 2nd grade and learning cursive.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2020 12:44 PM (38Q1R)

409 Oh, won't you take me to the chocolate buffet.

Posted by: Anna Bizarro at March 06, 2020 12:45 PM (vtcmf)

410 381 Posted by: blackdogs at March 06, 2020 12:37 PM (NAbCm)

I've never read any of those things.
Those are bold statements.
Especially from an unknown.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 12:40 PM (wZO8j)

This sounds very much like somebody working out a personal vendetta and ought to be treated as such.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 12:45 PM (RD7QR)

411 @JesseRodriguez

Biden supporters say campaign may be looking to bring up corruption involving Trump sons, Eric and Donald Jr --- fair game if Hunter and Burisma are being used as attack lines against Joe Biden
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (bDqIh)

Even if there's corruption with the Trump sons, it's government run for 3 years as opposed to the Biden family graft for the past 50.

Which is worse?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 12:45 PM (9gDA7)

412 >>>120 I knew the 90s mystery click after reading the first line of lyrics. I hear this song probably once a month on WXRT.

I thought that might give it away to anyone who'd heard it.

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2020 12:45 PM (PbpT7)

413 I bet Ana has no trouble naming every section at Golden Corral by memory

Posted by: Inogame at March 06, 2020 12:45 PM (1TU21)

414 Biden team is stupid:

@JesseRodriguez

Biden supporters say campaign may be looking to bring up corruption involving Trump sons, Eric and Donald Jr --- fair game if Hunter and Burisma are being used as attack lines against Joe Biden
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (bDqIh)

What a good idea, Joe. Showcase corruption. Make sure the Burisma story never dies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:45 PM (YqDXo)

415 >>It seems clear to me she means 'people of the south' gave us Jeff Sessions and not that Arkansas did.

People who regularly play the "Trump lied!" and "Trump is stupid!" by intentionally taking comments out of context or not accounting for imprecise language when speaking off the cuff do not deserve the benefit of the doubt.

Their rules, Alinsky #4 mo'fos!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 12:45 PM (bDqIh)

416 408 Kid the younger is in 2nd grade and learning cursive.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2020 12:44 PM (38Q1R)

In a government school? Wow.

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2020 12:45 PM (90T4r)

417 "I hate math" - Barbie
Posted by: SMOD

That whole kerfluffle is one of the earliest dumb outrage swarms I remember. Mattel put out a Barbie that said various vapid things when you pushed a button and among them was "Math is hard!"

Feminists went berserk WHAT ARE YOUNG GIRLS LEARNING HOW DOES THIS TEACH THEM ARRGLEBARGLE!!!

But, I mean Barbie is a bubble headed stick figure model, what exactly did you figure she'd be like? "Math is fun and I love solving trigonometry in my head while I cure cancer!"

She's a dimwitted beach bimbo. Of course math is hard for her. Remembering her name is hard for her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

418 Kid the younger is in 2nd grade and learning cursive.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2020 12:44 PM (38Q1R)

That's retarded, sir.

- That Witness for Travon

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 12:46 PM (9gDA7)

419 The on air "talent" is chosen the same way Greg Brady was chosen to be a pop star - they fit the clothes.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -

------

We're talking about Ana Navarro here. They must be purchasing wardrobe inventory from Omar the Tentmaker. Probably for the bulk rate on fabrics.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2020 12:46 PM (fUqBx)

420 Just got back from the property tax office.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:28 PM

I'm hoping the tax cuts save me. If not...sigh...then its back to the cheap scotch for a few months.
Posted by: Diogenes

I should get to claim two illegals on my federal EITC. Since I'm paying for their schooling.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:46 PM (WyqH5)

421 I'm hoping the tax cuts save me. If not...sigh...then its back to the cheap scotch for a few months.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (axyOa)

We owed money this year. First time that's happened in a long time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 12:47 PM (Ez6QX)

422 Kid the younger is in 2nd grade and learning cursive.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2020 12:44 PM (38Q1R)

That's retarded, sir.

- That Witness for Travon
Posted by: Sponge

Rachel Jenteel.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:47 PM (WyqH5)

423 So, I watched Killer Joe recently.

Lots o' nudity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 12:40 PM (q80AH)

Ok, I'm curious at least

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 12:47 PM (ifmtJ)

424 Let them run all the doctors clinics hospitals imaging centers rehab units delivery rooms emergency rooms pharmacies eyewear joints and of course abortion clinics. And sexchange surgery right in the elementary schools.

Alls we needs is a couple million Mike Bloombergs to mug.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 06, 2020 12:47 PM (+fPHo)

425 I didn't owe money but every penny I get goes towards property taxes.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 06, 2020 12:48 PM (JKNZq)

426
Rachel Jenteel.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:47 PM (WyqH5)

Yes. Forgive me for forgetting such an inconsequential individual in my life.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 12:48 PM (9gDA7)

427 What a good idea, Joe. Showcase corruption. Make sure the Burisma story never dies.

Yeah how could that possibly go wrong?

I thought that might give it away to anyone who'd heard it.

Cake was great, very weird and unique but well done and catching.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 12:48 PM (KZzsI)

428 If your industry is fact checking - and the Bloomberg money bomb and subsequent cost/person was ever so easily fact-checked - and this collection of "professionals" couldn't do elementary math is shocking. They simply regurgitated a GD Tweet and then promoted it on the biggest soapbox they had.

Fired for incompetence? Not nearly enough. Rescind their degrees and send them back to grade school and let them start over.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 06, 2020 12:48 PM (6eEQ+)

429 Blogger seizes on math mistake.

Posted by: bgc100 at March 06, 2020 12:48 PM (XbTo7)

430 when people get butthurt about Barbie I just pulled rank and told them I was majoring in mathematics (which i was) and, in that capacity, I stood with Barbie.

math is, yes, hard.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 06, 2020 12:48 PM (X/U6J)

431 I really like Killer Joe.

I feel like I shouldn't. But I do.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 06, 2020 12:48 PM (j4+BF)

432 I can picture the democrap strategists the day after the Beast rejection vote...

Well it seems our candidate wasnt shitty enough. How about we search out some worse dregs for the 2020? I know! How about a geriatric communist and a drooling retard? That should connect with the rubes!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 06, 2020 12:48 PM (0v57o)

433 Am I the only taxpayer who finds it wasteful and silly that every elected official nowadays, from POTUS to Assistant Deputy Mayor for Catching Unleashed Animals, has a bomber jacket embroidered with the seal or badge of their outfit, name, and office? Reminds me of Mel Brooks in "Blazing Saddles," with GOV printed on the back of his coat.

Jeez, simply get pin-on name tags, dammit!

Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2020 12:48 PM (AMIL/)

434 423 So, I watched Killer Joe recently.

Lots o' nudity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 12:40 PM (q80AH)

Ok, I'm curious at least
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 12:47 PM (ifmtJ)

============

Juno Temple.

Also, a forced blowjob involving a chicken wing.

Farking weird that movie is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 12:48 PM (q80AH)

435 $1.53, not even a gallon of gas

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 12:49 PM (vEIlU)

436 431 I really like Killer Joe.

I feel like I shouldn't. But I do.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 06, 2020 12:48 PM (j4+BF)

==========

Verified as true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 12:49 PM (q80AH)

437 What a good idea, Joe. Showcase corruption. Make sure the Burisma story never dies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:45 PM (YqDXo)

Whatever corruption may exist in the Trump house, it was not on the public's dime. Go ahead Joe, step on that rake.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 12:49 PM (1CjJc)

438 >>She's a dimwitted beach bimbo. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

With a mansion. And a Corvette. And a dead, flinty-eyed Persian defense attorney dad.

Barbie is Master Race Kardashian.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 12:50 PM (QgtlX)

439 LOL Babylon Bee did a fact check on the million dollars per American bit by Brian "I was there" Williams:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/qvolbol

Fact Check: TRUE. But Not All At The Same Time

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 12:50 PM (KZzsI)

440 Brian Fellows would be more entertaining.

And smarter.

Posted by: jsg at March 06, 2020 12:51 PM (JIkuv)

441 435 $1.53, not even a gallon of gas
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 12:49 PM (vEIlU)

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But you could fill all four tires with air and still get three cents change.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2020 12:51 PM (oqrJk)

442 And the saddest part, Backfat doesn't even realize what an uppity bitch this comment makes her look like.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 12:42 PM (9gDA7)

So true.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 12:52 PM (vEIlU)

443 435 $1.53, not even a gallon of gas
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 12:49 PM (vEIlU)

Just over a quart of gas in California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 12:52 PM (YqDXo)

444 It seems clear to me she means 'people of the south' gave us Jeff Sessions and not that Arkansas did.
----
Have spent two days in Arkansas. Had forgotten how dang warm, like-able and genuinely nice people from the South can be.

For the life of me, I don't know how they gave us the likes of Jeff Sessions.

Nope. She meant Arkansas. The South didn't give us Sessions.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:52 PM (WyqH5)

445 I shall this day embark on the Trail of Tears with the rest of my sisterhood of the travelling pants. We shall weep and lament the evil patriarchy. Will will not, however, support our sister Tulsi Gabbard as she soldiers on in pursuit of the highest office in the land.

Posted by: Liewatha at March 06, 2020 12:53 PM (a4EWo)

446 $1.53, not even a gallon of gas
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

That and .30 cents will get you a gallon of gas at Sam's.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:53 PM (WyqH5)

447 Barbie is Master Race Kardashian.

And a cuck boyfriend

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 12:53 PM (KZzsI)

448 Rachel Jenteel.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2020 12:47 PM (WyqH5)

Yes. Forgive me for forgetting such an inconsequential individual in my life.

Posted by: Sponge

Say what you will about Ms. Jenteel, there was no perjury in her cursive statement.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2020 12:53 PM (+y/Ru)

449 At any rate, under Section 230 of the CDA, I don't think the site has any liability for what anyone here says, if that's what you are suggesting.

ok thank you. i wondered if liability could be involved.

no personal vendetta. just thought it was getting personal and information regarding any employer posted here especially when easily identified could be sloppy at worst.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 06, 2020 12:53 PM (NAbCm)

450 Cake was great, very weird and unique but well done and catching.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 12:48 PM (KZzsI)

I don't get the Cake hate. Yeah, it's weird and different. Very fun live show. I like Soul Coughing, too. It's like musical fruit salad.
Screenwriter's Blues
https://youtu.be/mR9WJSX9pnU
Blue-Eyed Devil
https://youtu.be/35gqviUvI24

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 12:53 PM (1CjJc)

451 NYT Editorial Board Member Mara Gay

cannot make this stuff up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 12:54 PM (vEIlU)

452 Say what you will about Ms. Jenteel, there was no perjury in her cursive statement.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2020 12:53 PM (+y/Ru)

True. An example of true witness testimony.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 12:54 PM (9gDA7)

453 Oh, won't you take me to the chocolate buffet.
Posted by: Anna Bizarro

Chocolate is for closers.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 06, 2020 12:54 PM (vcOmj)

454 I think it was spelled Jenteal too, very unusual name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 12:54 PM (KZzsI)

455 Nood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 12:55 PM (1CjJc)

456 It's not just the "math mistake"

You can say "500 million div. by 327 million is 1 million"... fine. Whoops. Whoopsie!

it's dwelling on that, using it as an underpinning for your "discussion", using it as the cudgel for the two smug talentless shitbirds to sit there preening in front of each other over how wonderful they are and how ignorant and unbelievable the "Others" are...

And never for a second thinking, "Wait, that doesn't sound right..."

It "sounded right" because they wanted it to sound right. It served their immediate purposes and desires for it to "sound right". It is exactly how their magical brains approach literally every single topic they think about.

Doesn't matter how nonsensical it is, if they want it to be true, they'll believe it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 12:56 PM (Ct55T)

457 LOL Babylon Bee did a fact check on the million dollars per American bit by Brian "I was there" Williams:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/qvolbol

Fact Check: TRUE. But Not All At The Same Time
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 12:50 PM (KZzsI)

oh, this is funny

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 12:56 PM (vEIlU)

458 Blogger seizes on math mistake.
Posted by: bgc100

That's "POUNCES on Math Mistake!"

Pounce!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 06, 2020 12:56 PM (vcOmj)

459 no personal vendetta. just thought it was getting personal and information regarding any employer posted here especially when easily identified could be sloppy at worst.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 06, 2020 12:53 PM (NAbCm)

Whoever you are, there is no evidence here of such commentary last night and none at that thread.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 12:59 PM (wZO8j)

460 I don't get the Cake hate. Yeah, it's weird and different. Very fun live show.

Cake is a perfect example of a band that would and could never get a contract today with any musical label. Too risky, too different, too uncontrolled by the studio.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

461
How hard is it to say in general men are more adept at math but the best mathematician in the world may be a woman without causing a cultural crisis.

Girls do find math harder, in general.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 01:01 PM (r+sAi)

462 "Anchorman" was prophecy.

Posted by: klaftern at March 06, 2020 01:02 PM (RuIsu)

463 Go to that thread and search on well-known troll "Never Served."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2020 12:23 PM (8zOBa)

Five comments in total does not a "well-known troll" make.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2020 01:02 PM (dLLD6)

464 Whoever you are, there is no evidence here of such commentary last night and none at that thread.

i'm nobody. just someone that enjoys this site and thought i'd add my thoughts on a commenter getting a timeout because i try to see both side.

it isn't difficult to know where a person works when he posts a food column here that his newspaper publishes.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 06, 2020 01:10 PM (NAbCm)

465 Took me three times to find the error.

That's because I didn't read the entire tweet.

Do I qualify for a Washington TV job?

Posted by: Weak Geek, usually good at math at March 06, 2020 01:20 PM (Apbdw)

466 GayPatriot @GayPatriotTM
38m
RELATED: Mitt Romney is back to being a cancer patient-killing, gay-bashing, dog-murdering, woman-hating, vulture capitalist again to the Left.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 06, 2020 01:22 PM (BqBId)

467 I can't believe people in this day & age still begin a sentence with the words "I heard on the news that..."

Posted by: CrustyB at March 06, 2020 01:23 PM (ToSAM)

468 Posted by: blackdogs at March 06, 2020 01:10 PM (NAbCm)

You justify yourself by outing another person.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 01:25 PM (wZO8j)

469
42 The on air "talent" is chosen the same way Greg Brady was chosen to be a pop star - they fit the clothes.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (hLRSq)

But can Ana really be said to "fit her clothes" now? I imagine that she's broken through several sizes in quite decisive ways since she was hired.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2020 01:26 PM (pNxlR)

470 Kid in 2nd grade learning Cursing, must be in remedial.

Posted by: saf at March 06, 2020 01:35 PM (5IHGB)

471 You justify yourself by outing another person.

he outed himself. many times.

and he got a timeout for continually poking mishum. he had no reason to specifically call out mishum last night saying he knew he was reading and rolling his eyes.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 06, 2020 01:41 PM (NAbCm)

472 who broke the blog?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (0O7c5)

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