Sunday Overnight Open Thread (3/8/20) My Dog Hamster Ate The ONT Edition

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“Price gouging restrictions have gone into effect statewide," Becerra said at a news conference. “These price gouging restrictions make it illegal for businesses to raise the prices of most goods and services by more than 10%. Those goods and services include -- but aren’t limited to -- emergency supplies, medicine and medical supplies, food and drink.” Attorney General Xavier Becerra (D-CA)


Quote II

The young who ski know they will never die. The oldies cling to a fantasized life and think that death will not happen today or tomorrow but sometime in the faraway future. The trouble is that life should be celebrated for its ephemeral beauties, with death recognized as ever present and just around the corner.
Taki


Quote III

"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do." Olin Miller


Quote IV


They are turning our neighborhoods into military states.

They will claim that this is an isolated incident. It's not.

Then they will say this person has a criminal warrant. Nope, probably an immigration violation that doesn't require this type of violent aggressive treatment. Rep. Rashida Talib (D-State of Palestine)


She really does hate the USA

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(Just in case the opening photo was a rerun)

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Learn to code? No. The future is delivery profession.

The US is a delivery nation. The rise of e-commerce means more purchases are brought right to people’s doorstep than ever before, both at work and at home.

The increase in online purchasing has led to an explosion in the number of people whose job involves delivery. From January 2018 to January 2020, the number of workers in the “courier and messenger” industry jumped from 690,000 to 850,000, according to recently released data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. This is the fastest rate of growth of employment in any industry over the past two years among the 88 industries with over 500,000 employees as of 2020

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This is what happens when you have unfettered mass immigration.

he situation in the no-mans-land between Turkey and Greece is becoming increasingly more violent and desperate for the refugees. Reporters on a tour heard gunshots despite the Greek government denying the use of anything except tear gas to stop the refugees.

Daily Beast:

For over an hour, the sound of people trying to direct each other in multiple languages through farms, woodlands, and across riverbanks was punctuated by shots. First it sounded like single rifle blasts, then came bursts of three, and then longer, heavier automatic fire.
However, when Papastathis appeared on Wednesday afternoon to direct us to the new location, he denied absolutely that we had heard what we heard.

“Only tear gas is being fired,” he insisted to a group of a dozen journalists on the tracks.


I believe positive deterrence can work.


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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) imposes self-quarantine for Coronavirus.


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NSFW-Language Adverb. Adjective. Verb. Noun. Yes.

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Did Quid Pro Quo Sleepy Uncle Joe make a deal? Why did Aimless Klobuchar drop out of the race just prior to Super Tuesday or was it Super Thursday?

While campaigning on behalf of former Vice President Joe Biden, Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) had an embarrassing verbal flub when she accidentally told a crowd of Biden supporters that she was joining the ticket as the nominee’s vice president.


According to Amanda Golden of NBC News, Klobuchar had a “bit of a Freudian slip” when the former Democratic presidential candidate said she “couldn’t think of a better way to end my candidacy than join the ticket.”


Not to be outgaffed Sleepy Joe does his best to re-elect Donnie Two-Scoops.

Biden calls himself ‘O’Biden,’ endorses Trump’s reelection in gaffe-riddled speech

The speech was only seven minutes long.


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And here I thought Christ was the only one to turn water into wine.

What a delicious malfunction.

When residents of a village in Italy recently turned on their faucets, an intoxicating red liquid poured out. A “valve failure” at a nearby winery had converted water lines into wine dispensers.

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Once again the mantra You only had one job to do fell on deaf ears.

A customer database left unsecured online by Virgin Media contained details linking some customers to pornography and explicit websites.

The researchers who first discovered the database told the BBC that it contained more information than Virgin Media suggested.

Such details could be used by cyber-criminals to extort victims.

Virgin Media told the BBC only a small number of customers had these sensitive details in the database.

The UK telecoms company revealed on Thursday that one of its "marketing databases" containing details of 900,000 people was open to the internet and had been accessed "on at least one occasion" by an unknown user.

On Friday, it confirmed that the database contained details of about 1,100 customers who had used an online form to ask for a particular website to be blocked or unblocked.

It said it was in the process of contacting customers again about specific data that may have been stolen.


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Does the threat of "Climate Change" affect travel? Of course it doesn't. Coronavirus is changing the face of business travel.

Is 2020 going to be the year all of Big Tech’s developer conferences got canceled? It’s looking like it might well be. In the wake of the coronavirus, the in-person versions of Facebook’s F8 and Google’s Cloud Next have been canceled and are set to be replaced with virtual events that will be streamed to participants. Google has also canceled Google I/O, and has been less specific about any plans to host an online version.


As I write, Microsoft hasn’t yet canceled its Build event, scheduled for May 19 in Seattle, but this statement appears on the Build website: “In light of the global health concerns due to the novel coronavirus (COVID-19), Microsoft is monitoring public health guidance in relation to in-person events. At this time, global health authorities have not issued guidance to avoid travel to this location.”

Pressure may be ratcheting up on Apple to cancel its WWDC conference, which remains unannounced for 2020 but usually happens in early June in San Jose. The public health department of Santa Clara County (which includes San Jose) issued an updated advisory on Thursday


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The ONT Musical Interlude


On this day: 2003 - Mark Knopfler
Former Dire Straits frontman Mark Knopfler was injured when the Honda motorbike he was riding was involved in a collision with a Fiat Punto car. The 53-year-old singer and guitarist suffered a broken collar bone and six broken ribs in the accident which happened in London's smart Belgravia district in mid-morning traffic. via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day March 8, 1968 - Cream
Cream played the first of two nights at at Winterland Ballroom, San Francisco, California. The concert was recorded with some tracks ending up on their 'Wheels Of Fire' double album. via thisdayinmusic.com

The UK certainly produced some great bands over the years.


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I'll wipe your ass, with ass wipe. Genius Award Winners.

Police have charged two women for an alleged fight over dwindling supplies of toilet paper in a Sydney supermarket.

Police said they were called to a Woolworths store at Chullora about 7am on Saturday after reports a 49-year-old woman had been assaulted.

A video of the incident was shared on social media and showed a small group of women pushing, yelling and fighting over a shopping cart filled with toilet paper.


“We just ask that people don’t panic like this when they go out shopping,” the New South Wales police acting inspector Andrew New said. “There is no need for it. It isn’t the Thunderdome, it isn’t Mad Max, we don’t need to do that.

“Violence of this nature will not be tolerated and anyone involved in this behaviour may be committing an offence and find themselves before the court.


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 3-8-2020


Top 10 commenters:
1 [775 comments] 'Sponge' [108.79 posts/day]
2 [631 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run'
3 [503 comments] 'Rodrigo Borgia'
4 [489 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
5 [485 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor'
6 [482 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
7 [451 comments] 'Miklos, expressing approval'
8 [381 comments] 'Oldcat'
9 [380 comments] 'Skip'
10 [364 comments] 'Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [444 names] 'Miklos, expressing approval' [62.33 unique names/day]
2 [78 names] 'freaked'
3 [31 names] 'LeftCoast Dawg '
4 [29 names] 'Duncanthrax'
5 [28 names] 'Sponge'
6 [27 names] 'Meade Lux Lewis'
7 [26 names] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'
8 [26 names] 'Joe Biden'
9 [25 names] 'davidt'
10 [25 names] 'Duncanthrax'

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Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day - Video Style.


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Not sure what happened. 25 minutes prior to normal posting time over half of The ONT was gone. Ugh. Sorry that the content is minimal this evening.

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Joys of Home.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. The Hamsters hate it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:05 PM




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1 ?

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 08, 2020 10:06 PM (4R6Rp)

2 Yes!

Posted by: Charles the Simple at March 08, 2020 10:06 PM (HuH1F)

3 Bots for the win!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 08, 2020 10:06 PM (4R6Rp)

4 No!

Posted by: Charles the Simple at March 08, 2020 10:06 PM (HuH1F)

5 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at March 08, 2020 10:06 PM (JFzNN)

6 Huh.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at March 08, 2020 10:06 PM (HuH1F)

7 CtS, you just need to embrace your inner bot.

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 08, 2020 10:07 PM (4R6Rp)

8 Lovely picture MisHum. Ooohh.. can I send you a picture I took of the sunset from the boat. Last night of the cruise. it was pretty.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 08, 2020 10:08 PM (dUJdY)

9 Buenos Noches

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:08 PM (xUVVX)

10 Evening, horde!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2020 10:08 PM (QLlrr)

11 Rancid Tilapia and Ilhan Nur, the ugly faces of the Demo-Fascist-Islamic party.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2020 10:10 PM (0Ef//)

12 I am Duncanthrax.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2020 10:11 PM (DMUuz)

13 MH, Emmylou sang with Weir last night.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 08, 2020 10:11 PM (PUmDY)

14 Great ONT, MisHum!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

15 Top Ten!

What's my prize?

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:11 PM (xUVVX)

16 As always, the ONT is worth the wait.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 08, 2020 10:11 PM (QS/FC)

17 11 Rancid Tilapia and Ilhan Nur, Brother Fucker the ugly faces of the Demo-Fascist-Islamic party.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2020 10:10 PM (0Ef//)

I revised your remarks. Hope you don't mind

Posted by: Local Undertaker at March 08, 2020 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

18 I ain't no Hola back girl.

Posted by: Kazi at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (0x00j)

19 Linn!

How did you get first?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

20 i am duramax.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (KP5rU)

21 14 Great ONT, MisHum!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

Thanks.
I've been scrambling to recreate most of it.

F*cking hamsters.

Posted by: Local Undertaker at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

22 How did you get first?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

Learning to code?

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (4R6Rp)

23 12 I am Duncanthrax.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2020 10:11 PM (DMUuz)

I am Duncanthrax.

Hi Honey, where have you been hiding? Haven't heard from you in like forever.

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (xUVVX)

24 Ladyl!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (KP5rU)

25 How is life treating you, Ladyl? All still on the up and up?

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 08, 2020 10:13 PM (4R6Rp)

26 That dog is a Moron!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2020 10:14 PM (DMUuz)

27 FFS off undertaker sock,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

28 I was wondering where that furry ass wipe went.

Posted by: Richard at March 08, 2020 10:14 PM (0x00j)

29 Mis Hum don;t want to be on the cart....

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2020 10:14 PM (0Ef//)

30 F*cking hamsters.
Posted by: Local Undertaker at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

Otters would have been worse, what with the element of surprise built in.

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 08, 2020 10:14 PM (4R6Rp)

31 Posted by: Local Undertaker at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

I like reruns. No surprises.

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:14 PM (xUVVX)

32 Hi, ONT and all the deplorable bitter clingers. Whatcha got for me and what can I do for you?

Posted by: mindful webworker
safe
at March 08, 2020 10:15 PM (Cd8NC)

33 The intro to Epstein's Isle, some pilot for CBS, I guess, but I don't think they'll pick it up.

https://bit.ly/2IuTOwz

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 10:15 PM (8ruUE)

34 First time change night. Ugh.

Posted by: Gem at March 08, 2020 10:15 PM (65i3Q)

35
I can't stand this time change. It's already after 10PM

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (rCwaK)

36 They really could do worse than Klobber.

1) Not an overt communist. Hides it better, at least.
2) Has a vagina.
3) Loves her some illegal aliens, but accepts that maybe national borders and immigration laws exist for a reason.

Drawback:
1) White.
2) Heterosexual.

I don't think for a second that she could beat Trump, even if Biden goes down without being rebootable, but she would probably be far less disastrous for the down-ticket races than Tank, Fauxcahontas, or any of the other names that have been floated. And no, it's not going to be Hitlery or Mooch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (tLWGd)

37 Wine coming out of the faucets could pose a problem if you want to take a shower.

But since the Italians are all staying home these days anyway, hell, why not just sit around stinking and swilling red wine?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (d6Ksn)

38 Thanks MisHum for any content.

Posted by: Kazi at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (0x00j)

39 Hi Honey, where have you been hiding? Haven't heard from you in like forever.
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM


Work can really interfere with posting, for some reason.

How y'all been?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (DMUuz)

40 11 Rancid Tilapia and Ilhan Nur, the ugly faces of s Demo-Fascist-Islamic party.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Who feel that the US is an awful place, but strangely they won't solve the problem of how awful we are by going back to their own countries.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

41 33 A whitewash project?

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2020 10:17 PM (ZCEU2)

42 Looking like a potential market and oil bloodbath tomorrow.

Posted by: Ha at March 08, 2020 10:18 PM (AXS9h)

43 Sponge!

Posted by: First On The Wall O' Shame at March 08, 2020 10:18 PM (q1Pj5)

44 These price gouging restrictions make it illegal for businesses to raise the prices of most goods and services by more than 10%.

Watch them double the gas tax.

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 10:18 PM (asM0l)

45 44 These price gouging restrictions make it illegal for businesses to raise the prices of most goods and services by more than 10%.

Watch them double the gas tax.
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 10:18 PM (asM0l)

Well that's different, thats for the kids.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

46 I have question -

Why does everyone complain when their chickens come home to roost?

Isn't that a good thing? Isn't that what you hope they would do?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:19 PM (LWu6U)

47 The UK certainly produced some great bands over the years.


Yes, yes they did. Do they still? I haven't kept up with pop culture in a long while. Dire Straits were great.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 08, 2020 10:19 PM (0gzB5)

48 Wine coming out of the faucets could pose a problem if you want to take a shower.



But since the Italians are all staying home these days anyway, hell, why not just sit around stinking and swilling red wine?

Posted by: DonnaV at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (d6Ksn)

Too French-ish

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2020 10:19 PM (q1Pj5)

49 Clock says: Sleep! My body says: Why??

Posted by: kallisto at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (UGWs/)

50 Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go.

Posted by: Kazi at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (0x00j)

51 Chavez!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

52 It still feels like 9 pm. I'm not sleepy, but I still have to get up early early.

This does not work for me.

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (xUVVX)

53 > Who feel that the US is an awful place, but strangely they won't solve the problem of how awful we are by going back to their own countries.

See also: Trevor Noah.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (tLWGd)

54 Well there is an image...

David French found drowned in a tub of red wine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (0Ef//)

55 If you like the German Shepherd video, you should enjoy this. It's a rescue dog doing agility and he just goes completely off the rails.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

56 Thanks for the ONT.

It has now officially become cheaper to change your own oil again. Dear Lord.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (XyVor)

57 i got here @ poast # 10, then stopped to read to content, like an idiot.

Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 08, 2020 10:21 PM (IuPpm)

58 Drawback:
1) White.
2) Heterosexual.


Another drawback: would absolutely have zero influence as President. The Deep State might give her a folding chair in the Oval Office so she can read her scripts.

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 10:21 PM (TQyCa)

59
Watch them double the gas tax.
Posted by: t-bird

Well that's different, thats for the kids.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


1-877-GAS-4-KIDS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:21 PM (aKsyK)

60 > The Deep State might give her a folding chair in the Oval Office so she can read her scripts.

I'm pretty sure she's been tied into the DFL machine since birth. She may have more clout than you imagine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:22 PM (tLWGd)

61 Why does everyone complain when their chickens come home to roost?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:19 PM


It's the road they have to cross to get there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2020 10:22 PM (DMUuz)

62 If you can't raise the price, lower the quantity.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2020 10:22 PM (q1Pj5)

63 Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) imposes self-quarantine for Coronavirus.

It's nice that CPAC is telling the Important People the name of the person with coronavirus, so that they can isolate and take other steps, while refusing to tell the Unimportant People who attended the conference the name of the person with coronavirus, so they can potentially isolate and take other steps.

If it's a violation of medical privacy to tell Joe Conservative the name of the coronavirus victim, it's a violation to tell Cruz.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2020 10:22 PM (I2/tG)

64 On a Brit radio show where they're discussing handicapped parking, some old guy, "Barry of Watford" calls in and ends up doing a commercial for his wife's favorite biscuits. They're minty! And crispy! And much better than the orange ones!

https://tinyurl.com/sgaexce

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 08, 2020 10:23 PM (d6Ksn)

65 42 Looking like a potential market and oil bloodbath tomorrow.
Posted by: Ha at March 08, 2020 10:18 PM (AXS9h)


You're a real Pollyanna, aren't you?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

66 SnP futures limit down ... am I reading that right?

"for we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."

I tend to agree with that. Be of good courage my friends.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (Cus5s)

67 then stopped to read to content, like an idiot.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 08, 2020 10:21 PM


Dude. You're Army. We understand.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (DMUuz)

68 Misanthropic Humanitarian

The first picture is of a bleak winter dawn, with a long trudge to get home to Helen Thomas. Who is unhappy with you.

The second picture is heart-stopping beauty of the American West. It warms frostbite victims and makes patriots jump up with a USA! USA! USA! chant. Behind one of the buttes is Barbara Feldon in a sundress and a beret.

Thank you. I now have motivation to finish some chores.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (u82oZ)

69 52 It still feels like 9 pm. I'm not sleepy, but I still have to get up early early.

This does not work for me.
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (xUVVX)

Call in tomorrow morning, tell 'em, Hey I need a mental health day.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

70 Age of Viriii

Teleconferencing

Advantages:
1 Presents exciting new challenges for virtual big group meetups.
2 Reduces all the costs and impact of massive numbers of people traveling.
3 Does not make a pathway for virus propagation.

Disadvantages:
1 Harder to hook up with that tech cutie and sneak off to the hotel room

Why teleconferences will never replace live ones.

Posted by: mindful webworker
safe
at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (Cd8NC)

71
It has now officially become cheaper to change your own oil again. Dear Lord.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (XyVor)

I've never changed the oil or a tire on any of my vehicles. I'm fairly useless when it comes to mechanical stuff.

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (xUVVX)

72 Corona again as a topic. Good. I'll drop one more helpful hint about reducing pneumonia risk. Deep breathing. Keep the diaphragm strong and reduce the congestion that viruses and bacteria adore. This is why you get one of those annoying spirometers after a surgery...to prevent a hospital acquired pneumonia.

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (ONvIw)

73 I just love that pup. Sure, he's a knucklehead. But he tries so hard.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2020 10:25 PM (Lqy/e)

74 >> If you can't raise the price, lower the quantity.

Otherwise known as rationing. And that's exactly the alternative to raising prices during demand spikes. Limit 'n' per customer.

That makes perfect sense in cases of necessities. If it's something that doesn't matter, let the idiots bid the price up all they want.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 10:25 PM (rCwaK)

75 I remember the oilfield during '85-'87, did not want to relive that experience.

Posted by: tbodie at March 08, 2020 10:26 PM (6J/xZ)

76 9
Buenos Noches

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:08 PM (xUVVX)

You have nachos?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2020 10:26 PM (QLlrr)

77
You're a real Pollyanna, aren't you?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:23 PM (T

That's what the futures indicate.

Posted by: Ha at March 08, 2020 10:26 PM (AXS9h)

78 55 If you like the German Shepherd video, you should enjoy this. It's a rescue dog doing agility and he just goes completely off the rails.

Oops, forgot the URL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKwh72cCrfA

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2020 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

79 illiniwek

Ephesians 6:12. Let us all put on the armor of God.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 08, 2020 10:26 PM (u82oZ)

80 she would probably be far less disastrous for the down-ticket races than Tank

I have several hundred shares of Klobuchar in one of the prediction markets (one share pays one dollar if she is nominated), using precisely this reasoning. I'm not sure if Biden is going to make it, and she would be viewed as a compromise candidate. (You can buy shares of Klobuchar for two-tenths of a cent.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2020 10:27 PM (I2/tG)

81 Call in tomorrow morning, tell 'em, Hey I need a mental health day.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

You talked me into it!



Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:28 PM (xUVVX)

82 1-877-GAS-4-KIDS
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Burritos for Miklos

Also Corned beef and cabbage

Posted by: Miklos, gather round kiddies at March 08, 2020 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)

83 i am time challenged, tonite. fucking orangeman.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:28 PM (KP5rU)

84 I hope the corona virus scare will finally bring an end to one of baseball's most hallowed and disgusting traditions - players spitting all over the damn place. Understandable (yet still gross) back when many of them chewed tobacco. Now, it's just gross. C'mon guys, basketball players manage to make it though a game without gobbing all over the court - you can do it too!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 08, 2020 10:28 PM (d6Ksn)

85 You can buy shares of Klobuchar for two-tenths of a cent.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2020 10:27 PM (I2/tG)

On the one hand, this is a horrifying sentence.

On the other, you have to love Capitalism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2020 10:29 PM (XyVor)

86 Deep breathing?

Now I am thinking of the elderly scientist in Andromeda Strain who has been exposed

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2020 10:29 PM (0Ef//)

87
On a Brit radio show where they're discussing handicapped parking, some old guy, "Barry of Watford" calls in and ends up doing a commercial for his wife's favorite biscuits. They're minty! And crispy! And much better than the orange ones!

https://tinyurl.com/sgaexce
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V


Scroll down to see the girl licking the handrail.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:29 PM (aKsyK)

88 If it's a violation of medical privacy to tell Joe Conservative the name of the coronavirus victim, it's a violation to tell Cruz.
Posted by: The ARC


what we needed one month ago was an executive order nullifying all HIPAA privacy laws for the commie croup.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:29 PM (LWu6U)

89 You have nachos?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2020 10:26 PM (QLlrr)

Yes, but we have no bananas.

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:29 PM (xUVVX)

90 Hoarders and Wreckers!

Hoarders and Wreckers!

Posted by: The State of California! at March 08, 2020 10:30 PM (I2/tG)

91 https://youtu.be/Q1Wp2ASqyxI

https://youtu.be/d8bWGGA-5HM

My personal favorite Dire Straits song. The first one is live and second is studio.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 08, 2020 10:30 PM (0gzB5)

92 CN - thanks for that.

Posted by: kallisto at March 08, 2020 10:30 PM (UGWs/)

93 83 i am time challenged, tonite. fucking orangeman.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:28 PM (KP5rU)


Darling!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

94 Attorney General Xavier Becerra (D-CA), is he more Santa Anna, or Pol Pot?


It's kinda tough to tell.


All I understand for sure is that he is arrogant and effing evil.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (sy5kK)

95 85 You can buy shares of Klobuchar for two-tenths of a cent.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2020 10:27 PM (I2/tG)

I wouldn't touch her with Rick Wilson's dick head.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (aA3+G)

96 Notes from the front lines of COVID-19. Edited out the parts only relevant to clinicians.

1. The most common presentation was one week prodrome of myaglias, malaise, cough, low grade fevers gradually leading to more severe trouble breathing in the second week of illness. It is an average of 8 days to development of dyspnea and average 9 days to onset of pneumonia/pneumonitis. It is not like Influenza, which has a classically sudden onset. Fever was not very prominent in several cases.

3. So far, there have been very few concurrent or subsequent bacterial infections, unlike Influenza where secondary bacterial infections are common and a large source of additional morbidity and mortality.

4. Patients with underlying cardiopulmonary disease seem to progress with variable rates to ARDS and acute respiratory failure requiring BiPAP then intubation. There may be a component of cardiomyopathy from direct viral infection as well. Intubation is considered "source control" equal to patient wearing a mask, greatly diminishing transmission risk. BiPAP is the opposite, and is an aerosol generating procedure and would require all going into the room to wear PAPRs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (dNzKv)

97 Have a blessed day, everyone. May your dreams be sweet and sweaty.

Hand washing is the new head on a swivel. Because COVID-19 has a Mattis plan.*

* Offer good only for 80 year olds and up, and those with very serious medical issues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

98 > Behind one of the buttes is Barbara Feldon in a sundress and a beret.

That's one reason I kinda believe the gays when they say they were born that way, and remain skeptical of the "recruiting" theory.

Agent 99, Jeannie, Samantha the Witch, Maryanne on Gilligan's Island, Elly Mae Clampett... they all made me feel funny in my no-no square long before I had any idea what was going on with that.

Major Nelson, Jethro, and neither Darrin did that. At all.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (tLWGd)

99 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (bJxw1)

100 I repeat

what we needed one month ago was an executive order nullifying all HIPAA privacy laws for the commie croup.

Trump needs to weaponize this shit - dare the left to find Hawaiian judges to challenge his executive authority. Expand his authority as much as possible as precedent, or make the dems look as unhelpful as they are if they challenge. either way its a win.

Use his phone and pen and make the dems eat it, and like it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (LWu6U)

101 Paid sick leave. Dems are such assholes

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 08, 2020 10:32 PM (+fTAB)

102 35
I can't stand this time change. It's already after 10PM
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (rCwaK)

It's redonkulous. It sucks and I hate it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 08, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

103 Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!

* traps set for rogue hamsters *

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 08, 2020 10:32 PM (WFcrO)

104 Good night, Salty Dog!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

105 Scroll down to see the girl licking the handrail.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:29 PM (aKsyK)

???

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 08, 2020 10:33 PM (d6Ksn)

106 Do not take Klobuchar if you are allergic to Klobuchar.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:33 PM (aKsyK)

107 Off to bed. I'm off tomorrow. Suppose to be a nice day. May be a good time to pull the golf clubs out and find out how much of my game I've lost over the winter.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 08, 2020 10:34 PM (0gzB5)

108 Evening, all. Had a wonderful dinner with my parents tonight. I thank God that I am blessed enough to now be close enough to them to hang out for a few hours (but not close enough for the "we were just in the neighborhood" visit). I missed this so much, it has been 20+ years.


I hope you all are well!

Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:34 PM (GEo5Y)

109 Police have charged two women for an alleged fight over dwindling supplies of toilet paper in a Sydney supermarket.

Ozzy Man did a take on this.
Language warning. You know, Ozzy Man.
https://youtu.be/gzm1XSnT-oI

Posted by: mindful webworker
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
at March 08, 2020 10:34 PM (Cd8NC)

110
Scroll down to see the girl licking the handrail.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:29 PM (aKsyK)

???
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V


It's on that twitter page link.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:34 PM (aKsyK)

111 Do not take Klobuchar if you are allergic to Klobuchar.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

---

And if while taking Klobuchar, you have an erection lasting more than four hours, you are one sick bitch!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 10:35 PM (bJxw1)

112 Ephesians 6:12. Let us all put on the armor of God" Posted by: NaCly Dog

me thinks the whole armor includes real action in the civil/physical world. We can't just pray and watch. Aggressive action is required, against things that manifest themselves as "flesh and blood".


be strong and prosper ... I think we break some supports this week, in markets ... but maybe we come out stronger as a nation of liberty ... lotsa disruptions in these funny money markets ... tick tock ... #2weeks.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 10:35 PM (Cus5s)

113 I hope you all are well!
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:34 PM (GEo5Y)


That is wonderful, DangerGirl!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

114 > You can buy shares of Klobuchar for two-tenths of a cent.

As long as you don't have to take physical delivery if the contract expires.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:35 PM (tLWGd)

115 I hope the corona virus scare will finally bring an end to one of baseball's most hallowed and disgusting traditions

McDonald's has got to be Communicable-Disease Central. Those touch screen kiosks and the lid dispensers that make you grab five and put four back.

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 10:35 PM (n6bs1)

116 i'm on a rush kick tonite. (the band) . trying to work up something worthwhile. never know what will set me off. i like being crazy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

117 Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:34 PM (GEo5Y)

Glad you had a good time with your parents. Treasure those moments.

My mom died in 1985 and my dad in 1989. I still miss them terribly.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 08, 2020 10:36 PM (d6Ksn)

118 I hope you all are well!
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:34 PM (GEo5Y)

LITTLE SIS!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

119 If Hillary survives the coronavirus, she will be the nominee.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2020 10:36 PM (dNzKv)

120 That is wonderful, DangerGirl!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

---------------


It really is!

Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:36 PM (GEo5Y)

121 If Hillary survives the coronavirus, she will be the nominee.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

---

Hillary is much more deadly than the coronavirus.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 10:37 PM (bJxw1)

122 The rescue dog doing agility was funny too. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2020 10:37 PM (Lqy/e)

123
be strong and prosper ...

Nanu Nanu

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:37 PM (aKsyK)

124 LITTLE SIS!!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:36 PM (aA3+G)


------------------


Hello stranger!

Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:37 PM (GEo5Y)

125 Gee Dow futures down 1200 points and oil down over 10 dollars

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2020 10:38 PM (85Gof)

126 I sure didn't see 2020 starting out with folks fighting over toilet paper unless you are Venezuelan. My father-in-law texted me late last night to let me know he made his own hand sanitizer out of Everclear and aloe vera. I think he sampled the Everclear before he started mixing things.

Posted by: no good deed at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (MmFTx)

127 'Minimal content'? Heck, I think it's just fine.

Thanks, MH.

I'll mention again that today Jesse Jackson bestowed his coveted endorsement on...Bernie.

Grifter Bro becomes Bernie Bro Grifter.
https://tinyurl.com/kuf4nux

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (xSo9G)

128 Ahhh, not on the wall of shame this week. New strategy is working.

Thanks for the post, MisHum. Classic work. I liked the ELP and Cream.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (Cd8NC)

129 My mom died in 1985 and my dad in 1989. I still miss them terribly.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 08, 2020 10:36 PM (d6Ksn)


---------------------


((((Donna)))). Trust me, I value this time together like crazy. My mom and I sometimes just look at each other and are like, "this is so cool!"

Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (GEo5Y)

130 Do not allow the horses to hear Klobuchar.

Posted by: klaftern at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (RuIsu)

131 Not to start any rumors, but does anyone wonder if the CDC is really putting their heart into this thing knowing that a disaster might hurt the orange man?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (LWu6U)

132 > If Hillary survives the coronavirus, she will be the nominee.

Hillary Clinton will never again appear on a stage as a candidate for any national office.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:40 PM (tLWGd)

133 I love brothers in arms, not simply the song but that entire album. It's hard to pin down a word to Express the feel, songs by those who have lived too long perhaps. I'm not old enough to deserve to feel that way but sometimes I do anyways.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 10:40 PM (q3gwH)

134 122 The rescue dog doing agility was funny too. Thanks for that.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2020 10:37 PM (Lqy/e)

Where is that? I didn't see it.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

135 Also please excuse typos. I'm doing this on the phone, still no internet here, and can barely see what I am typing

Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:40 PM (GEo5Y)

136
Do not allow the horses to hear Klobuchar.
Posted by: klaftern


Pooh the winnie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:41 PM (aKsyK)

137 mishum rules the night time. this is known. thanks, man.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:41 PM (KP5rU)

138 131 Not to start any rumors, but does anyone wonder if the CDC is really putting their heart into this thing knowing that a disaster might hurt the orange man?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (LWu6U)

25 years ago I would have told you to your face that you were fucking nuts.

Now? I don't put anything past in governmental agencies. I am certainly not going to argue with you or call you a conspiracy theorist.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:42 PM (aA3+G)

139 So Chavez, favorite rush tracks?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 10:42 PM (q3gwH)

140 >>> Is 2020 going to be the year all of Big Tech's developer conferences got canceled? It's looking like it might well be. In the wake of the coronavirus, the in-person versions of Facebook's F8 and Google's Cloud Next have been canceled and are set to be replaced with virtual events that will be streamed to participants. <<<


I have wondered for a long time why the Big Tech outfits in the SF Bay Area do not allow telework from anywhere in the country, or at least anywhere within several hundred miles of SF Bay, so their workers aren't forced to pay exorbitant rents, mortgage payments, and general living expenses.

If those companies do offer to let people telework from long distance, but the woke employees desire to live in the Bay Area and have little expendable income and are willing to suffer burglaries and human waste outside their doors, well, maybe those people aren't as smart as their employers think.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2020 10:43 PM (AMIL/)

141 ONT is an hour earlier tonight. Oh wait, the HQ has sprung forward, but Arizona has not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2020 10:43 PM (miJU3)

142 by the way mishum, how did you get a photo of hunter biden's breakfast nook? damn good snooping my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

143 138 131 Not to start any rumors, but does anyone wonder if the CDC is really putting their heart into this thing knowing that a disaster might hurt the orange man?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (LWu6U)


The incompetence at the CDC is staggering. Beyond belief.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

144 Saw a meme on Facebook today touting Fauxcahontas as Senate Majority Leader, should the Dems flip the Senate.

1) The Dems are not going to flip the Senate.
2) Fauxahontas is 33rd in seniority among Senate Dems and 10th in seniority among Senate Dem women. She is not going to be Majority Leader.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:44 PM (tLWGd)

145 137 mishum rules the night time. this is known. thanks, man.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:41 PM (KP5rU)

Thanks chavez.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

146 I have my doubts about the CDC, especially after Rosenstein's sister's performance. Actually at this point I can't think of a single government agency I have faith in or believe. Anything is possible.

Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:44 PM (GEo5Y)

147 Is that the Devil's Tower?

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:45 PM (xUVVX)

148 On the one hand, this is a horrifying sentence.

On the other, you have to love Capitalism.
Posted by: Aetius
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Yes, but, KLOB is dragging the entire market down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 10:45 PM (CDGwz)

149 DC and the agencies homed there are even worse about telework than Silicon Valley. Govvies like to be able to hover and micromanage. Takes a near-miracle to become a full time telecommuter on Federal contracts.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 08, 2020 10:46 PM (UfRqq)

150 > I have wondered for a long time why the Big Tech outfits in the SF Bay Area do not allow telework from anywhere in the country

The type of asshole that gravitates to middle-management in those companies wants to see the subservient and submissive faces of their hirelings in person.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:46 PM (tLWGd)

151 "We only fired tear gas." Screw that shit, I want to hear. "Hell yes we're shooting them. This is an invasion."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 10:46 PM (wVrdG)

152 11 Rancid Tilapia and Ilhan Nur, Brother Fucker the ugly faces of the Demo-Fascist-Islamic party.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2020 10:10 PM (0Ef//)

I revised your remarks. Hope you don't mind
Posted by: Local Undertaker at March 08, 2020 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

Hell of it is, if she had actually in fact really fucked her brother, she could pass it off as some quaint Somali custom that we palefaces are too dumb to understand. But, by not having fucked him, she makes it clear that the only reason for the "marriage" was immigration fraud.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2020 10:46 PM (miJU3)

153 getting back to Ted Cruz --

This is not a two-rules thing.

The CDC has teams that contact trace people who are infected, and they are asked to name anyone they had contact with. So that happens for anyone. If the person met Joe the Plumber, and remembered his name, he would have told the CDC and the they would have asked him to self quarantine.

But that is stupid since it only covers things in one direction. They need to publish (well, not now. now it is too late) the name and schedule of everyone who tested positive so that people can be proactive.

But it's too late for that. The CDC didn't just screw the pooch on this, they married it and raised a pooch family. They have pooch grandkids running around, and the CDC is probably molesting them too.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:47 PM (LWu6U)

154 139: spirit of radio, red barchetta, limelight, freewill, finding my way.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:47 PM (KP5rU)

155 ONT is an hour earlier tonight. Oh wait, the HQ has sprung forward, but Arizona has not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------

I did a cursory inspection of last night's ONT, trying to figure out when the pixy clock made the leap, but I didn't spot it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 10:47 PM (CDGwz)

156 Trump tweeted ... sounds good to me ...
https://tinyurl.com/v4k74ry

and zero hedge has some details ...

https://tinyurl.com/wzbwvgz

this is no small deal ... imo, a crash that will garner fed support, more QE, that too will fail, then what? ... well Trump can blame China for cornavirus AND for market manipulation and monopoly of supply chain. Globalists/MSM will fight on China side ... tick tock.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 10:48 PM (Cus5s)

157 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/snfk7kd

https://tinyurl.com/uczgz9n

https://tinyurl.com/rs9eq5h

https://tinyurl.com/u2jj9ye

https://tinyurl.com/wj3tyhp

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2020 10:48 PM (qAR6u)

158 I really don't want to go to work any more. I am sick of it.

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:48 PM (xUVVX)

159 Now? I don't put anything past in governmental agencies. I am certainly not going to argue with you or call you a conspiracy theorist.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Next you'll be telling me that the CDC panic monger Messonier is related to Rod Rosenstein or similar paranoid crazy.

Posted by: Miklos, pronouncing "pshaw" correctly at March 08, 2020 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)

160 Coulda been 1st. Was washing my hands

Posted by: Spike at March 08, 2020 10:49 PM (Zu6T/)

161 155 ONT is an hour earlier tonight. Oh wait, the HQ has sprung forward, but Arizona has not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------

I did a cursory inspection of last night's ONT, trying to figure out when the pixy clock made the leap, but I didn't spot it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 10:47 PM (CDGwz)

The hamsters ate pixy. Pixy is gone

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

162 I hate this time change. Just pick a time and stick with it!

Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:49 PM (GEo5Y)

163 Good evening Morons. It's been a lovely lazy day.
Perfect hangover treatment.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 08, 2020 10:49 PM (Ltv6g)

164 Wow, Emerson, Lake and Palmer are very young in the vid behind the top picture.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 08, 2020 10:50 PM (aS1PU)

165 The top picture is so pretty and then I looked close and it looks like snow. Still a pretty picture but no, I don't want to be there.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 08, 2020 10:50 PM (pdxJ4)

166 I have wondered for a long time why the Big Tech outfits in the SF Bay Area do not allow telework from anywhere in the country, or at least anywhere within several hundred miles of SF Bay, so their workers aren't forced to pay exorbitant rents, mortgage payments, and general living expenses.


A lot of them do.

Posted by: 1099 Miklos at March 08, 2020 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)

167 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/qmecejj

https://tinyurl.com/yxxvnotz

https://tinyurl.com/whxu4ud

https://tinyurl.com/tv4rcj4

https://tinyurl.com/rab23av

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2020 10:50 PM (qAR6u)

168 Been reading on the Twatter about all the musicians and local actors and bloggers in California getting red-pilled by AB5 and their elected Democrats saying "cross my palms with union-scale bakshish or talk to the hand". I really like the reap what you sow karma, but despite their threats to vote Republican if the law isn't modified for their own little loopholes, I don't believe they have seen the light. I expect when their personal finances hit the point of no return, they'll head to Colorado or Texas with no lesson learned, and no change in their politics.

Posted by: Downcast at March 08, 2020 10:51 PM (xgpfE)

169 Tomorrow is supposed to be a beautiful day here. I'm going to get as much fresh air as I can.

Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:51 PM (GEo5Y)

170 The hamsters ate pixy. Pixy is gone
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Probably just as well. Quicker, at any rate, than Kung Flu.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 10:51 PM (xSo9G)

171 and zero hedge has some details ...

That is not what Trump's response to Scavino's meme means at all.

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 10:51 PM (elfAG)

172 >>25 years ago I would have told you to your face that you were fucking nuts.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


25 years ago I was dating a halfican chick and your sage observation would have been prescient and welcome.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:51 PM (LWu6U)

173 The second picture is heart-stopping beauty of the American West. It warms frostbite victims and makes patriots jump up with a USA! USA! USA! chant. Behind one of the buttes is Barbara Feldon in a sundress and a beret.

Thank you. I now have motivation to finish some chores.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
* * * *

I concur with the heart-stopping beauty of the American West and all that. We will diverge slightly at the Barbara Feldon appearance.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 08, 2020 10:52 PM (WFcrO)

174 I really don't want to go to work any more. I am sick of it.
Posted by: ALH

---

I felt your pain - the last couple of years at work really sucked.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 10:53 PM (bJxw1)

175 nerdygirl: If you like the German Shepherd video, you should enjoy this. It's a rescue dog doing agility and he just goes completely off the rails.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKwh72cCrfA


Lots of smiles, but I laughed when he grabbed the bar.
___

I blog other people's videos that I watch at
otherpeoplesvideos.wordpress.com

It would be a duller place without the vids for which I h/t AoS Hordelings.

♠ hogmartin - time
♠ Soothsayer - laundry dance
♠ LeftCoast Dawg - Mr Magoo, inspiring a search for other toon themes
♠ Misanthropic Humanitarian - Who are you
& Glenn Miller
& Orbeez Soyboy
♠ CPT. Charles - China after Coronavirus
♠ Tami - McConnel responds to Chuck
& Matthews hot mic Melania
♠ Huck Follywood - old Bernie footage
& and Hooker/ Santana/ James jam
♠ Grog - 9 Coronas, although I found a cuter one
& Rickles Roasts Sinatra
♠ OregonMuse - Cruz v Kimmel bball
♠ blaster - Trump's House of Wings - great skit
♠ Surfperch - Dirtiest song, plus I found a similar classic
♠ Ace♠ - afterMatthews
♠ BackwardsBoy - BB King
♠ NaCly Dog - Provo Girls
♠ SMOD - SJW therapist (hahaha)
♠ Joe Mannix - Dim X / Korea - wow
♠ MP4 - Bach
♠ Kindltot - WWI Dogfight which I just watched tonight - wow

Posted by: mindful webworker
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
at March 08, 2020 10:54 PM (Cd8NC)

176 Red borchetta probably my favorite individual track; then 2112 1st side, all tracks, then YYZ, . Bastille day gets honorable mention

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 10:54 PM (q3gwH)

177 174 I really don't want to go to work any more. I am sick of it.
Posted by: ALH

---

I felt your pain - the last couple of years at work really sucked.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 10:53 PM (bJxw1)

I hate to say this, but...Shut your whore mouths. Us 29 year olds really don't want to hear about you old foggies and retirement.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:54 PM (aA3+G)

178 169 Tomorrow is supposed to be a beautiful day here. I'm going to get as much fresh air as I can.
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:51 PM (GEo5Y)


Lucky you.

I've got a bunch of things to do tomorrow--all of which involve the business side of life.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

179 The incompetence at the CDC is staggering. Beyond belief.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)


I said I was sorry for opening the side door to go take a smoke. How was I to know a zombie horde was right there?

Posted by: CDC staffer at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (q1Pj5)

180 I concur with the heart-stopping beauty of the American West and all that. We will diverge slightly at the Barbara Feldon appearance.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

Barbara Feldon vs. Gummy Bear Page?

America's Official Chicks have declined.

Posted by: Miklos, nostalgic for 2024 at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)

181 Loved both top photos, but for different reasons. The tunes behind the photos were well-chosen and haunting.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (WFcrO)

182 Is that the Devil's Tower?
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:45 PM (xUVVX)

No, looks like Monument Valley in AZ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (miJU3)

183 "Gee Dow futures down 1200 points and oil down over 10 dollars" Posted by: Nevergiveup

critical times ... crazy outcomes from crazy jacked up monetary policy ... breaking lotsa supports ... not just a chart thang, forced selling ... too much leverage ... not sure what is next.

I think massive QE to stick save the decline .. but that won't last. Trump can rightly blame China commies, and WallStreet "collusion". need more patriots ...


KT says a lot ... https://tinyurl.com/wjq4hxs

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (Cus5s)

184 143 138 131 Not to start any rumors, but does anyone wonder if the CDC is really putting their heart into this thing knowing that a disaster might hurt the orange man?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (LWu6U)


The incompetence at the CDC is staggering. Beyond belief.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)


Having worked for the government I can say that, despite the obvious problems, for a government agency the CDC does pretty well. Particularly given the mission creep which has resulted from a lack of things to do under normal circumstances.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 10:56 PM (wGeit)

185 Early Rush is wonderful. the best Rush IMHO
Posted by: Glentoran at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (OFzX4)

I added my .02

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

186
I said I was sorry for opening the side door to go take a smoke. How was I to know a zombie horde was right there?
Posted by: CDC staffer at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (q1Pj5)


Lol!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

187 Don't count Pixy Misa out just yet, she is a magical girl after all

https://preview.tinyurl.com/teehq2o

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2020 10:57 PM (0Ef//)

188 176: all good. at least they never whined about lost love and sappy shit like that. best thing ever to escape canuckistan.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:57 PM (KP5rU)

189 Is that the Devil's Tower?

I believe that's Monument Valley in Utah. You can camp at a little state park there and wake up to that. It's beautiful.

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 10:58 PM (n6bs1)

190 169 Tomorrow is supposed to be a beautiful day here. I'm going to get as much fresh air as I can.
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:51 PM (GEo5Y)

We didn't get rain today, and aren't supposed to get any tomorrow, but it's in the forecast for Tuesday.

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:58 PM (xUVVX)

191 I hate to say this, but...Shut your whore mouths. Us 29 year olds really don't want to hear about you old foggies and retirement.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

----

*pulls slacks up to armpits, shakes fist and warbles in a shaky voice - "get off my lawn you whippersnappers!" *

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 10:58 PM (bJxw1)

192 I concur with the heart-stopping beauty of the American West and all that. We will diverge slightly at the Barbara Feldon appearance.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

Barbara Feldon vs. Gummy Bear Page?

America's Official Chicks have declined.
Posted by: Miklos, nostalgic for 2024 at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
* * * *

Oh, you are too funny, Miklos! I simply meant that I prefer my scenes from the West without movie stars in sundresses standing around.

And what's a Gummy Bear Page? I know what a gummy bear is, but not the GB Page...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 08, 2020 10:59 PM (WFcrO)

193 all good. at least they never whined about lost love and sappy shit like that. best thing ever to escape canuckistan.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

You win Free Nickelback tickets!

Posted by: Canadian Music Marketing Board at March 08, 2020 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

194 "That is not what Trump's response to Scavino's meme means at all" Posted by: t-bird
What was Trump saying then? idk, I mostly looked at the futures, someone else emailed me the zerohedge thing. But what is Trump meaning then?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 10:59 PM (Cus5s)

195 Being 29, I still like my job, and I really like the folks I work with.

I just hate that sometimes the workload is lacking. Being in the land survey field, weather plays a heavy role in what I have to work on. Been pretty thin.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher, dodged the Crown at March 08, 2020 10:59 PM (x8Wzq)

196 I think massive QE to stick save the decline .. but
that won't last. Trump can rightly blame China commies, and WallStreet
"collusion". need more patriots ...


KT says a lot ... https://tinyurl.com/wjq4hxs

Posted by: illiniwek


No fricking bailouts this time...except, perhaps, some rat enterprises..

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 10:59 PM (wVrdG)

197 The job President Donald Trump is doing in handling the spread of coronavirus in the United States?

Approve 44% Disapprove 42%

@MorningConsult

/

@politico

3/3-5

Posted by: Hmmm at March 08, 2020 11:00 PM (AXS9h)

198 Having worked for the government I can say that, despite the obvious problems, for a government agency the CDC does pretty well. Particularly given the mission creep which has resulted from a lack of things to do under normal circumstances.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 10:56 PM (wGeit)


SO how come every other country on earth has been able to put them to shame? I mean, Korea!!! (no offense to Koreans, but read up on the Sewol if you want to understand my shock). Italy!!!!,

This is inexcusable.

And don't tell me the problem was in the WH. The WH should not have to micromanage this stuff. The WH should be irrelevant. If it depends on the WH to react and get things done, then this country is fucked beyond repair.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 11:00 PM (LWu6U)

199 And what's a Gummy Bear Page? I know what a gummy bear is, but not the GB Page...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

FBI lovebird.

Strzok's Luvvy Gummy.

Posted by: Miklos, revising and extending at March 08, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)

200 You win Free Nickelback tickets!
Posted by: Canadian Music Marketing Board at March 08, 2020 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

Pass.

Got anything for Triumph? Or 3 Inches of Blood?

Posted by: Thomas Meagher, dodged the Crown at March 08, 2020 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)

201 We didn't get rain today, and aren't supposed to get any tomorrow, but it's in the forecast for Tuesday.
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:58 PM (xUVVX)


------------


Small chance of rain Tuesday for us, but next weekend looks like a wet one. Of course we're talking weather forecasts here, so grain of salt and all.

Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 11:01 PM (GEo5Y)

202 193 all good. at least they never whined about lost love and sappy shit like that. best thing ever to escape canuckistan.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

You win Free Nickelback tickets!
Posted by: Canadian Music Marketing Board at March 08, 2020 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:01 PM (aA3+G)

203 That last pic is Monument Valley, of course. Part of the Navajo Indian reservation. Countless movies filmed there. Just about every calendar (remember those) ever made includes a shot of a mesa or two. It is an amazing place. No camping allowed there though.

Climbers first scaled the Totem Pole in the 1950s. I've always been terrified of thin sandstone spires and such. I always figured it would tip over in the wind while I was up there, and I wouldn't like that. Goolag Earth must have turned high definition on when they scanned this area, lots of razor sharp resolution. I can spend hours looking at some of the desert stuff. Anything, old mining camps, top secret .mil airfields, WTF is that, etc. Or follow a dirt road and see where it leads.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 08, 2020 11:02 PM (6mPBH)

204 just came in. full moon, coyotes howling, no zombies. empty life. i was born in a small town. i made a mark in that fucker, too. people still can't believe i walk among them. i have succeded.HA!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:02 PM (KP5rU)

205 Rodrigo Borgia: ...Agent 99, Jeannie, Samantha the Witch, Maryanne on Gilligan's Island, Elly Mae Clampett... they all made me feel funny in my no-no square long before I had any idea what was going on with that...

Hahaha. No no square.

They say rape is a power thing more than a sex thing. A rapist wants his victim screaming and afraid. Y'gotta admit, the victim starts doing the no-no square dance, and ol' rapey might just say, hell to the no's, there's crazy even I won't stick it in.

Not to make light of a dark subject of course.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
at March 08, 2020 11:02 PM (Cd8NC)

206 night y'all

Posted by: wing at March 08, 2020 11:03 PM (JFzNN)

207 FBI lovebird.

Strzok's Luvvy Gummy.
Posted by: Miklos, revising and extending at March 08, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
* * * *

Thanks. I would never have guessed that one. (I really need to get out more...)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Illegally Restrained at March 08, 2020 11:03 PM (WFcrO)

208
Small chance of rain Tuesday for us, but next weekend looks like a wet one. Of course we're talking weather forecasts here, so grain of salt and all.
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 11:01 PM (GEo5Y)

It's always just their best guess.

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 11:03 PM (xUVVX)

209 198 Having worked for the government I can say that, despite the obvious problems, for a government agency the CDC does pretty well. Particularly given the mission creep which has resulted from a lack of things to do under normal circumstances.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 10:56 PM (wGeit)



The program side of CDC is appalling.

I directed a statewide medical program funded primarily by the CDC. The incompetence of the CDC's grants management division was unreal.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

210 pulls slacks up to armpits, shakes fist and warbles in a shaky voice - "get off my lawn you whippersnappers!"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 10:58 PM


That's trademarked, you know!

Posted by: J. Nadler at March 08, 2020 11:04 PM (DMUuz)

211 That's one reason I kinda believe the gays when they say they were born that way, and remain skeptical of the "recruiting" theory.

I was once chatting with a heterosexual male friend and a homosexual male friend outside the dorm on a nice spring day.

A well-endowed young lady wearing a leotard top and no bra came up to ask directions. Me and the heterosexual friend were rendered briefly incapable of speech. The homosexual friend didn't even notice how the woman was dressed, and just kept on chatting.

As I told my girlfriend later, "They really are different, aren't they?"

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2020 11:04 PM (I2/tG)

212 blog other people's videos that I watch at
otherpeoplesvideos.wordpress.com


That kid playing the Bach fugue is pretty amazing

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (n6bs1)

213 I directed a statewide medical program funded primarily by the CDC. The incompetence of the CDC's grants management division was unreal.
Posted by: Ladyl

Umm, like, it's not, like, our money ya know.

Posted by: CDC at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

214 I don't mean to be offensive, but that picture is so far from devil's tower that the comparison boggles the mind. Watch Close Encounters again, that's where devils tower is the star. This pic is the Navajo res.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (q3gwH)

215 Oh man, I need a nap. Back later, maybe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (miJU3)

216 63 Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) imposes self-quarantine for Coronavirus.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2020 10:22 PM (I2/tG)

That's nice. Now Sen. Murphy, who met with that Iranian delegation a short while back, might want to do the same.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (2j4ud)

217
I remember young Pubius's no-no square getting all excited about such things at a very young age, and having no idea why it was happening.

It's the low level circuits responding to certain stimuli. Pattern recognition, you might say, burned in the ol' brain hardware by millennia of natural selection.

You have to wait 'til puberty to complete the high level wiring of the circuits and it all makes sense.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:06 PM (rCwaK)

218 The homosexual friend didn't even notice how the woman was dressed, and just kept on chatting.


---

What a queer response to that stimuli.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 11:06 PM (bJxw1)

219 I can spend hours looking at some of the desert stuff. Anything, old mining camps, top secret .mil airfields, WTF is that, etc. Or follow a dirt road and see where it leads.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 08, 2020 11:02 PM (6mPBH)
* * * *

We could be cousins! It's fun to take a road to see where it goes in this part of the world.

You would like Fisher Towers and the back road from Cisco to Moab, Utah. Or go north from Thompson Springs up on the East Tavaputs, which is now reservation land. Or explore Range Creek, just north of Green River, below the West Tavaputs.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 08, 2020 11:07 PM (WFcrO)

220 QE? It's never ended.
The liquidity boys get 100s or billions every time the REPO markets call for it.
Already have 2 more rate cuts of .75bps priced in so FED rates are between .5 and .75. Negative rates in the future? Probably it's clown world.
Plunge Protection Team going to start buying moar equities? Been doing that since 2011 at least.

Crash the dollar with no survivors? Maybe, great crisis to go all digital currency.

Posted by: ok at March 08, 2020 11:07 PM (Y4nDq)

221 You have to wait 'til puberty to complete the high level wiring of the circuits and it all makes sense.

Posted by: publius

Women...make sense?

Posted by: Obviously delayed puberty Miklos at March 08, 2020 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

222 Devils tower is a black black volcanic plug.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:07 PM (q3gwH)

223
No fricking bailouts this time...except, perhaps, some rat enterprises..
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp


Cash for Corona

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 11:07 PM (aKsyK)

224
That's nice. Now Sen. Murphy, who met with that Iranian delegation a short while back, might want to do the same.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (2j4ud)

No, infect it all, and as the boss would say, "Let it fucking burn"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

225 198 Having worked for the government I can say that, despite the obvious problems, for a government agency the CDC does pretty well. Particularly given the mission creep which has resulted from a lack of things to do under normal circumstances.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 10:56 PM (wGeit)


SO how come every other country on earth has been able to put them to shame? I mean, Korea!!! (no offense to Koreans, but read up on the Sewol if you want to understand my shock). Italy!!!!,

This is inexcusable.

And don't tell me the problem was in the WH. The WH should not have to micromanage this stuff. The WH should be irrelevant. If it depends on the WH to react and get things done, then this country is fucked beyond repair.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 11:00 PM (LWu6U)


The Koreans have done better, and by "better" we're just talking about the availability of test kits, because they already have so many cases. The test kit problems we've had here in the US are primarily the result of a bureaucrat's impulse to dot all the i's and cross the t's before anything happens.

I have a pretty good working familiarity with Korea. The government there is terribly corrupt, and while I'm not exactly sure how the corruption will manifest itself, I can guarantee you we're not getting the whole story in one way or another.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 11:08 PM (wGeit)

226 >>Women...make sense?

Not the women themselves. They don't ever make sense. What makes sense is why Mr. Happy gets all stiff and tingly when you see them. Well, some of them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:08 PM (rCwaK)

227 Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) imposes self-quarantine for Coronavirus.


Ted, gonna need ya to french kiss Nancy...sorry dude, think of it like throwing yourself on a grenade.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:09 PM (wVrdG)

228 That's one reason I kinda believe the gays when they say they were born that way, and remain skeptical of the "recruiting" theory.

CDC's like a lot of government agencies - it originally had a very narrow brief to stop epidemics (particularly malaria), and discovered that it could get more power and funding if it kept expanding its mission, even if it meant downgrading its actual function.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2020 11:09 PM (I2/tG)

229 So much great music of the 1960s and 1970s was recorded by cameramen who had no idea where to point the camera.

Posted by: RTW at March 08, 2020 11:10 PM (jJlJu)

230 No fricking bailouts this time...except, perhaps, some rat enterprises..

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp



Cash for Corona

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 11:07 PM (aKsyK)


Howabout a crash program to build up our funeral service sector. What with all the dead bodies piling up everywhere.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2020 11:10 PM (q1Pj5)

231 That's nice. Now Sen. Murphy, who met with that Iranian delegation a short while back, might want to do the same.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (2j4ud)

No, infect it all, and as the boss would say, "Let it fucking burn"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Democratic Cau...cau..uses Nadlers's hankie...Cough..cus

Posted by: Miklos, smiling at March 08, 2020 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

232 That boat looks like it's made of foam. Weird.

Posted by: GWB at March 08, 2020 11:11 PM (96kcH)

233 I suppose I understand the financial concerns, China had its mitts in everything. But I don't understand those who actually seem to think this is the New Black Death. There's just no evidence to suggest that'll happen here. But some people love to terrify themselves a d everyone else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:12 PM (q3gwH)

234 Howabout a crash program to build up our funeral service sector. What with all the dead bodies piling up everywhere.

Posted by: Count de Monet


Trenches, diesel, matches.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:12 PM (wVrdG)

235
That boat looks like it's made of foam. Weird.
Posted by: GWB


Flex Seal

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 11:13 PM (aKsyK)

236 234 Howabout a crash program to build up our funeral service sector. What with all the dead bodies piling up everywhere.

Posted by: Count de Monet


Trenches, diesel, matches.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:12 PM (wVrdG)

That's a yuuge carbon footprint.
I approve.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:13 PM (aA3+G)

237 I did the thing where I got bored and went to bed at 4 PM. and now it is 9:12 and I am wide awake. Feh.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 08, 2020 11:13 PM (ykYG2)

238 236 234 Howabout a crash program to build up our funeral service sector. What with all the dead bodies piling up everywhere.

Posted by: Count de Monet


Trenches, diesel, matches.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:12 PM (wVrdG)

That's a yuuge carbon footprint.
I approve.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:13 PM (aA3+G)


Lye works too.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 11:13 PM (wGeit)

239 214 I don't mean to be offensive, but that picture is so far from devil's tower that the comparison boggles the mind. Watch Close Encounters again, that's where devils tower is the star. This pic is the Navajo res.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (q3gwH)

Those land formations all look alike to me, which is why I asked. It's just a big flat rock.

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 11:14 PM (xUVVX)

240 well, when you see a couple guys in the back of a rust encrusted '92 town car engaged in a 69, it's either two desperate hobos trying to keep warm,or a board meeting of the bulwark. you never know. have to inspect the chicken bones strewn all over the seats and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:14 PM (KP5rU)

241 240 well, when you see a couple guys in the back of a rust encrusted '92 town car engaged in a 69, it's either two desperate hobos trying to keep warm,or a board meeting of the bulwark. you never know. have to inspect the chicken bones strewn all over the seats and shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:14 PM (KP5rU)

Chavez, you are on a roll.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:15 PM (aA3+G)

242 So much great music of the 1960s and 1970s was recorded by cameramen who had no idea where to point the camera.
Posted by: RTW at March 08, 2020 11:10 PM (jJlJu)


Yeah, that Cream video.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 08, 2020 11:16 PM (aS1PU)

243 Does the government get in a hurry about anything other than screwing over the masses for their own gain?

Posted by: Case at March 08, 2020 11:16 PM (JpPLQ)

244 Talib is as anti American as one can get.
Bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2020 11:16 PM (axyOa)

245 I HAVE CORONA VIRUS!!!!

ICOUGH ON ALL OF YOU!!!!!!

*long episode of phlegmy coughing on the salad bar*

Cannot wait till this one fizzles out like all the others.

YAAARRGGGGHHH!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Meagher, dodged the Crown at March 08, 2020 11:17 PM (x8Wzq)

246 241: getting warmed up, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:17 PM (KP5rU)

247 227 Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) imposes self-quarantine for Coronavirus.


Ted, gonna need ya to french kiss Nancy...sorry dude, think of it like throwing yourself on a grenade.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:09 PM (wVrdG)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

248 Meh, there is corruption in the Korean gov, however their industry is very competent and everybody inside and outside of gov is ready to lynch everybody spreading covid19.

Would much rather be in Korea than Italy

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:17 PM (HALdu)

249 Would much rather be in Korea than Italy
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:17 PM (HALdu)

Well, in Italy they deliver wine thru the kitchen sink. So +1for them.

Posted by: tbodie at March 08, 2020 11:19 PM (V0CWC)

250 Talib is as anti American as one can get.

Bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes


Don't forget Israel, doubles my loathing meter for her.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:19 PM (wVrdG)

251 Someone warn Nurse to speak with the super before moving in. To find out the quirks in her new apartment.

https://invidio.us/watch?v=BcZKErea9LY

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2020 11:20 PM (6rS3m)

252 Glenn Reynolds is peeing his pants. The guy's nearly at his wits end with panic.

Posted by: Hghju at March 08, 2020 11:20 PM (ua1m6)

253 That dog is NOT qualifying to be a guide/special needs dog.
LOL

Posted by: GWB at March 08, 2020 11:20 PM (96kcH)

254 Legally Sufficient - hwy 128 is a favorite, I've been back to Fisher towers quite a few times. Moab is nuts now, I was there last spring. Camped on the Needles overlook and 4WD around there. That part of the world is real cool. I made a reservation last fall for a few nights in the backcountry in the Needles later on this month. I like to know I have a place to stay if I drive out there.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 08, 2020 11:21 PM (6mPBH)

255 I don't make much money where I work. But I get back about $2k from Oregon in taxes because I telecommute (and don't live there). The boss has been outstanding about time off for family emergencies. They let me work from home and come in for staff meetings once a year.

There's something to be said for a compassionate business.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2020 11:21 PM (Lqy/e)

256 Seattle bans straws
Provides free needles and places to use them.

Yup.
Idiots.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2020 11:21 PM (axyOa)

257 Well, in Italy they deliver wine thru the kitchen sink. So +1for them.

Posted by: tbodie at March 08

"Stay in the house? No problem."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:21 PM (wVrdG)

258 talib is what a yeast infection looks like under a microscope. skank. like aoc.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:21 PM (KP5rU)

259 Guess the chicom are making the "may you live in interesting times" thing reality.


The saudis seem to be trying to do their bit too.

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:23 PM (HALdu)

260 I got an order from The Wok Shop in Sam Francisco. The plates were wrapped in Chinese language newspaper. I did wash the plates and my hands.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2020 11:23 PM (Lqy/e)

261
If you want to see what the Fed is doing, here's a good summary from FRED at the St. Louis Fed. This is very useful tool here, lots of features you can play with

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RSBKCRNS

Anyway, that's total reserve bank credit, which (less some details) is proportional to how much money they're injecting into the system outstanding.

You can see they started slowly winding down their balance sheet in 2018, but started ramping up again around August of 2019.

They still haven't reached the previous peak, and they appear to have flattened off that second ramp up. If this corona panic gets out of hand, they may start ramping again.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:23 PM (rCwaK)

262 Glenn Tipton > Glenn Beck* > Glenn Reynolds.

*this would be the Glenn Beck what used to be funny - not the icky weirdo in today-world

Posted by: Thomas Meagher, dodged the Crown at March 08, 2020 11:24 PM (x8Wzq)

263 I suppose I understand the financial concerns, China had its mitts in everything. But I don't understand those who actually seem to think this is the New Black Death. There's just no evidence to suggest that'll happen here. But some people love to terrify themselves a d everyone else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:12 PM (q3gwH)


PANIC!!!!

Because why be rational? Where's the hysteria in that? BOR-ring.

Some people simply need drama in their lives. Just look at the success of Twitter and Facebook.

Posted by: RickZ at March 08, 2020 11:24 PM (Y8PSl)

264 Just for the hell of it, I'll throw this out there:
Friend of a friend named his car "Elizabeth".
Of course. It's an old, white Cherokee. (jeep)


Posted by: boynsea at March 08, 2020 11:24 PM (sshap)

265 Howdy, beloved Horde!

What happened with Pixy? Did we drive him nuts and run him off?

Posted by: Emmie at March 08, 2020 11:24 PM (87gB3)

266 Those land formations all look alike to me, which is why I asked. It's just a big flat rock.
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 11:14 PM (xUVVX)
* * * *

Maybe if you were to see them in person, the differences would be more distinct.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 08, 2020 11:25 PM (WFcrO)

267 If you have the ability to keep your wits about you this is where money is made.

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:25 PM (HALdu)

268 You can see they started slowly winding down their balance sheet in 2018, but started ramping up again around August of 2019.

They still haven't reached the previous peak, and they appear to have flattened off that second ramp up. If this corona panic gets out of hand, they may start ramping again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:23 PM


They have still not adequately explained the huge shot of credit they pumped into the system in late 2019. The liquidity problems they blamed the policy on were not out of the ordinary.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 11:26 PM (wGeit)

269 No bailouts?


It'll be close to $100 billion just for us.


Yes, it's coming.

Posted by: Airline Industry at March 08, 2020 11:27 PM (AXS9h)

270 Just for the hell of it, I'll throw this out there:
Friend of a friend named his car "Elizabeth".
Of course. It's an old, white Cherokee. (jeep)


Posted by: boynsea at March



does it have a giant rack and a fetish about giving titjobs, and then wearing her bra over the cum?

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:27 PM (HALdu)

271 If you have the ability to keep your wits about you this is where money is made.
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:25 PM (HALdu)

Hunker down, have defilade and clear fields of fire. and lots of provender.

Super easy.

Oh. And claymores.

Posted by: Thomas Meagher, dodged the Crown at March 08, 2020 11:27 PM (x8Wzq)

272 Those land formations all look alike to me, which is why I asked. It's just a big flat rock.

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 11:14 PM (xUVVX)

* * * *


Those are Navajo Love Stones.

just another fucking rock

I'll go away now.........

Posted by: boynsea at March 08, 2020 11:28 PM (sshap)

273 "Price gouging restrictions have gone into effect statewide"

Read as "we've decided shortages are awesome."

Posted by: DaveM at March 08, 2020 11:28 PM (WWC3Y)

274 Gonna watch some TV then head to bed. Good to see you all. Have a good night!

Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 11:29 PM (GEo5Y)

275 talib is what a yeast infection looks like under a microscope. skank. like aoc.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:21 PM (KP5rU)

You take that back!

Posted by: Yeast Infection at March 08, 2020 11:29 PM (q1Pj5)

276 Just for the hell of it, I'll throw this out there:
Friend of a friend named his car "Elizabeth".
Of course. It's an old, white Cherokee. (jeep)


Posted by: boynsea at March 08, 2020

****

Had a 69 VW automatic. Gutless thing but a great car. Mrs D named it Mr Beasley.
I've no idea why.
The name fit.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2020 11:30 PM (axyOa)

277 If you have the ability to keep your wits about you this is where money is made. 
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:25 PM (HALdu) 


Correct.

Posted by: Warren Buffet at March 08, 2020 11:30 PM (AXS9h)

278 hwy 128 is a favorite, I've been back to Fisher towers quite a few times. Moab is nuts now, I was there last spring. Camped on the Needles overlook and 4WD around there. That part of the world is real cool. I made a reservation last fall for a few nights in the backcountry in the Needles later on this month. I like to know I have a place to stay if I drive out there.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 08, 2020 11:21 PM (6mPBH)
* * * *

Moab is indeed nuts. There is a cool movie museum just upriver from Moab at the Red Cliffs Inn. John Ford stayed in that area and shot many movies there. I've been to a Needles overlook, but it was on the west side of the river, and many moons ago. So many wonderful places to explore in that corner of the world!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 08, 2020 11:31 PM (WFcrO)

279 Just for the hell of it, I'll throw this out there:
Friend of a friend named his car "Elizabeth".
Of course. It's an old, white Cherokee. (jeep)


Posted by: boynsea at March 08, 2020

****

Had a 69 VW automatic. Gutless thing but a great car. Mrs D named it Mr Beasley.
I've no idea why.
The name fit.
Posted by: Diogenes
--------

I had a Sears 5 h.p. leaf vacuum. I placed vinyl lettering on the front, 'Monica'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 11:31 PM (xSo9G)

280 The UK certainly produced some great bands over the years.


Yes, yes they did. Do they still? I haven't kept up with pop culture in a long while. Dire Straits were great.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Muse

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 08, 2020 11:31 PM (Wyxi/)

281 Just dropped in to say That beautiful lead photo reminds me of home!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:32 PM (BiNEL)

282 This is being blown so out of proportion to create a crisis. Utterly ridiculous

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 08, 2020 11:32 PM (Ltv6g)

283 Super easy.

Oh. And claymores.
Posted by: Thomas Meagher, dodged the Crown at March 08, 2020 11:27 PM (


****

There is no problem in life that cannot be fixed with either duck tape or claymores.
But especially claymores.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2020 11:32 PM (axyOa)

284 "Price gouging restrictions have gone into effect statewide"

Which means you have to hop in the other line to pay your bribes.

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 11:32 PM (asM0l)

285 Had a 69 VW automatic. Gutless thing but a great car. Mrs D named it Mr Beasley.
I've no idea why.
The name fit.
Posted by: Diogenes at March




Guessing it has something to do with some secret Family Affair fetish?

Did she ever scream "OH MR. FRENCH" during sex?

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:32 PM (HALdu)

286 I had a Sears 5 h.p. leaf vacuum. I placed vinyl lettering on the front, 'Monica'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 11:31 PM (xSo9G)



Golf ball thru a garden hose...

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2020 11:34 PM (axyOa)

287 273 "Price gouging restrictions have gone into effect statewide"

Read as "we've decided shortages are awesome."
Posted by: DaveM at March 08, 2020 11:28 PM (WWC3Y)


That's my take. I've never even heard of an instance where price gouging laws had their intended effect outside the realm of politics.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 11:34 PM (wGeit)

288 The oil markets are going to be fascinating to watch.

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:34 PM (HALdu)

289 This is being blown so out of proportion to create a crisis. Utterly ridiculous

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 08, 2020 11:32 PM (Lt

Tee hee!

Posted by: DNC MEDIA COMPLEX at March 08, 2020 11:34 PM (AXS9h)

290 I was always fascinated by geology. A friend of mine had a father who was an oilfield geologist, who said she hated driving across the West with him. They would come over a ridgeline and he'd stop the car and give them all a 30 minute lecture on how they were looking at a structural stockings and what it meant in the developmental history of the continent.

I have to make an effort not to do that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:35 PM (q3gwH)

291
So - the stock market tomorrow. Are people going to watch years of their lives disappear? Is this drop/instability going to be a short-lived, or lasting phenomenon? Stay in and wait?

I'm kind of tense about it. No answer available except the thing itself, when it happens.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:35 PM (t5m5e)

292 "If you have the ability to keep your wits about you this is where money is made"Posted by: not so
yes, because stocks ALWAYS go up, just keep the faith baby. Government will go to war and even destroy the currency to make sure stocks go up ... and housing values always go up, it is like an anti-gravity machine ... never fight the fed.
In time monetary policy can't keep controlling the masses, or if they could, it would not be a good thang. We are getting Marxism by proxy of monetary infinite "money" policy. Money in quotes because it is not real money, it is federal reserve note ... debt backed by nothing but the blind faith of the public, even as the thieves steal everything. tick tock

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 11:35 PM (Cus5s)

293 The oil markets are going to be fascinating to watch. 

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:34 P

Right?

Posted by: Saudis vs Russia trainwreck at March 08, 2020 11:36 PM (AXS9h)

294 the men who hold high places must be the one's who start. good luck, motherfuckers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:37 PM (KP5rU)

295
If I understand correctly, qdp's class clown behavior got him banned last Thursday night. Is that right?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:37 PM (t5m5e)

296 "Price gouging restrictions have gone into effect statewide,"


Hey asshole. Get your commie government nose out of free enterprise.
You stupid jerk.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2020 11:37 PM (axyOa)

297 This Beccera claims authority to control prices just how? And I cannot think of a faster way to induce shortages than to screw around with price signals.

Posted by: jwmiii at March 08, 2020 11:37 PM (ii2y5)

298 yes, because stocks ALWAYS go up, just keep the faith baby. Government will go to war and even destroy the currency to make sure stocks go up ... and housing values always go up, it is like an anti-gravity machine ... never fight the fed.
In time monetary policy can't keep controlling the masses, or if they could, it would not be a good thang. We are getting Marxism by proxy of monetary infinite "money" policy. Money in quotes because it is not real money, it is federal reserve note ... debt backed by nothing but the blind faith of the public, even as the thieves steal everything. tick tock

Posted by: illiniwek at March




Who said stocks or housing?

Times of uncertainty and strife create opportunity.

You have to sack up, not light your hair afire and figure out where to put your investments.

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:37 PM (HALdu)

299
The oil markets are going to be fascinating to watch.





Posted by: not so



For me, that's the factor which could have all sorts of unintended consequences.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:38 PM (wVrdG)

300 Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 11:34 PM (wGeit)


But it always work in the faculty lounge

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:38 PM (aA3+G)

301 Does the government get in a hurry about anything other than screwing over the masses for their own gain?
Posted by: Case at March 08, 2020 11:16 PM (JpPLQ)

My good man, our TOP.MEN have their priorities straight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:38 PM (BiNEL)

302 The oil markets are going to be fascinating to watch.

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:34 P

Right?
Posted by: Saudis vs Russia trainwreck at March




I know!

That and everything it effects is a great game before us.

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:39 PM (HALdu)

303 You can understand "money" in the big picture sense when you realize it is just like The Spoon in the first Matrix film.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:39 PM (q3gwH)

304 But it always work in the faculty lounge
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Faculty lounges have bad coffee and worse chablis.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at March 08, 2020 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)

305 295; pretty much.he had his chance, he fucked up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:39 PM (KP5rU)

306 {{{ Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 11:40 PM (TdMsT)

307 For me, that's the factor which could have all sorts of unintended consequences.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March



Is that your industry or your where you are invested?

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:40 PM (HALdu)

308 269 No bailouts?


It'll be close to $100 billion just for us.


Yes, it's coming.
Posted by: Airline Industry at March 08, 2020 11:27 PM (AXS9h)

Of course. Socialism is ok for billionaires, corporations, and foreign countries that is paid for by and at the expense Americans and America's resources.

Posted by: ok at March 08, 2020 11:40 PM (yHEzN)

309 So - the stock market tomorrow. Are people going to watch years of their lives disappear? Is this drop/instability going to be a short-lived, or lasting phenomenon? Stay in and wait? 

I'm kind of tense about it. No answer available except the thing itself, when it happens.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:35 PM (t5m5e)

If you pull out now your loss is realized. If you stay in it's just on paper and should recover soon after this hysteria passes.


Look at the 08 crash. People that panicked and got out lost their asses.


I stayed in and recovered nicely.

Posted by: Warren Buffet at March 08, 2020 11:40 PM (AXS9h)

310 Lye works too.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 11:13 PM (wGeit)


Not as quickly.

Posted by: GWB at March 08, 2020 11:40 PM (96kcH)

311 If you can keep your wits about you when everyone else is panicking, then YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (q1Pj5)

312 Faculty lounges have bad coffee and worse chablis.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos



The new English teacher is nice, too bad she's dating the football team.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (wVrdG)

313 Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at March 08, 2020 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)

Well it's French

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (aA3+G)

314 The rules are set to paradox, coercion, and blind faith...

Roy Harper.

Posted by: klaftern at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (RuIsu)

315 If I understand correctly, qdp's class clown behavior got him banned last Thursday night. Is that right?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March




He is a good but it was more of a do not do the thing you were just told not to do thing.

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (HALdu)

316 Cruise Ship bailouts will be peak consoomerism. Oh oh oh I'm going to consoom!

Posted by: ok at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (yHEzN)

317 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (BiNEL)

318 I have been involved in oil markets for 40 years now, and it will hurt to see them crater again. (But I've lived through it before). It'll still be worth it to see Russia and Iran collapse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:42 PM (q3gwH)

319 I hate chablis

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:42 PM (HALdu)

320 If this virus hasn't burnt out by fall, Americans will riot if they can't attend High School, College, and NFL Football games.

Posted by: ok at March 08, 2020 11:43 PM (yHEzN)

321 1987 crash as well. I made some money buying into that one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:43 PM (q3gwH)

322 Is that your industry or your where you are invested?

Posted by: not so

Thinking more of Saudi/Russian thing mentioned above, and throw in the Iranians getting pissed...plus our production. Just seems it could get interesting.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:44 PM (wVrdG)

323 98 - "Agent 99, Jeannie, Samantha the Witch, Maryanne on Gilligan's Island, Elly Mae Clampett... they all made me feel funny in my no-no square long before I had any idea what was going on with that."

Yeah, I remember sitting in church at around age 6 or 7, before the service began, and Inika was standing on a pew looking backwards, red dress and big red bow in her blonde hair, and I remember being pleasantly disturbed at how attractive I found her, how I couldn't take my eyes off her. That's more than 60 years ago.

Posted by: yop at March 08, 2020 11:44 PM (nqhkI)

324 Did she ever scream "OH MR. FRENCH" during sex?

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:32 PM (HALdu)


Unlike David's wife.
Damn, I just channeled Ace.

Posted by: GWB at March 08, 2020 11:44 PM (96kcH)

325 @320. Well, yeah.

Posted by: Case at March 08, 2020 11:45 PM (JpPLQ)

326
If you want to see what "backs" the dollar, look here at H.4.1, the Fed's balance sheet:

https://www.federalreserve.gov/
releases/h41/current/

They're still holding at $1.37T of mortgage-backed shit.

What has really ramped up over the past year is the repos.

That's where the brunt of the late 2019 ramp up was. Now, just what they were buying,and whose ass they were saving, I don't know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:45 PM (rCwaK)

327
Anyone else getting robocalls for great deals on cruise ships? I already had no interest before the recent "sealed up in a tin can with coronavirus and no escape" demonstrations.

I think that industry is over for a while.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (t5m5e)

328 "Times of uncertainty and strife create opportunity.
You have to sack up, not light your hair afire and figure out where to put your investments." Posted by: not so

OK, then be specific ... buy low sell high sure .. what are you buying or selling now? I think DOW goes lower ... maybe much lower. I said this a few days back when the "buy the dip" people were saying to jump in at higher points. ...


But I was in from 1982 to 1999 and out before the dotcom bust, then only 20% in for a huge run since, that I think is "irrational exuberance", so I'm obviously no guru.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (Cus5s)

329
"Yeah, I remember sitting in church at around age 6 or 7, before the
service began, and Inika was standing on a pew looking backwards, red
dress and big red bow in her blonde hair, and I remember being
pleasantly disturbed at how attractive I found her, how I couldn't take
my eyes off her. That's more than 60 years ago."
The Force is strong with this one.

Posted by: boynsea at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (sshap)

330

The Fed will buy cruise ship tickets directly. Wouldn't surprise me a bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (rCwaK)

331 I always tell people to buy low and sell high.


What do they do?


Buy high and sell low!!

Posted by: Warren Buffet at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (AXS9h)

332 So - the stock market tomorrow. Are people going to watch years of their lives disappear? Is this drop/instability going to be a short-lived, or lasting phenomenon? Stay in and wait?


****

Anyone else think this whole thing isn't a completely manufactured bunch of BS?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2020 11:47 PM (axyOa)

333 It will be a relief when unsophisticated investors throw in the towel and start selling.

That is the signal that the market is about to turn around.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 11:47 PM (TdMsT)

334 Anyone else think this whole thing isn't a completely manufactured bunch of BS?
Posted by: Diogenes at March



What do you mean?

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:47 PM (HALdu)

335 315 If I understand correctly, qdp's class clown behavior got him banned last Thursday night. Is that right?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March

He is a good but it was more of a do not do the thing you were just told not to do thing.
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (


A week long TO with a cease & desist order.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:48 PM (aA3+G)

336 Anyone else getting robocalls for great deals on
cruise ships? I already had no interest before the recent "sealed up in a
tin can with coronavirus and no escape" demonstrations.



I think that industry is over for a while.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug



Based on the calls, I win two to three cruises per week. They just need a credit card number to hold my place.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:48 PM (wVrdG)

337 Yeah, I remember sitting in church at around age 6
or 7, before the service began, and Inika was standing on a pew looking
backwards, red dress and big red bow in her blonde hair, and I remember
being pleasantly disturbed at how attractive I found her, how I couldn't
take my eyes off her. That's more than 60 years ago.

Posted by: yop at March 08, 2020 11:44 PM (nqhkI)

Similar to Forest Gump seeing Jenny for the first time, on the school bus?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2020 11:48 PM (q1Pj5)

338 whose ass they were saving, I don't know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

I'm betting that it was not "our" asses that were being saved!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:49 PM (BiNEL)

339 before the recent "sealed up in a tin can with coronavirus and no escape" demonstrations.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (t5m5e)


They had me at the "sealed up in a tin can with Legionnaire's Disease and no escape" demos.

Posted by: GWB at March 08, 2020 11:50 PM (96kcH)

340 going to vegas on the 3rd of april. aint skkeert. got to die from something. all bullshit. catch more shit at chipotle.or,burglar king.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:50 PM (KP5rU)

341 If I understand correctly, qdp's class clown behavior got him banned last Thursday night. Is that right?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March

He is a good but it was more of a do not do the thing you were just told not to do thing.
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (


A week long TO with a cease & desist order.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March




so no forced yoko things?

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:50 PM (HALdu)

342 whose ass they were saving, I don't know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

I'm betting that it was not "our" asses that were being saved!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Well, you can bet your ass on that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 08, 2020 11:52 PM (ZCiJZ)

343
So a lot of the cruise ship calls are identity theft gambits? I hung up too soon to find out.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:52 PM (t5m5e)

344 That is the signal that the market is about to turn around.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 11:47 PM (TdMsT)

You are going to tell us me when that happens, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:52 PM (BiNEL)

345 1999 was a dotcom bubble, 2008 was the real estate bubble, now they are saying it is an "everything bubble" ... it IS. Valuations are high, stock buybacks have supported markets ... how can people deny the "historical" zero interest rate and Quantitative Easing that has never happened in history?

Easy Money has encourage economic activity ... there are some good things about that. Who profits, who controls, how long do people play the game where the globalists print money on paper and average Americans work to get a piece of it .. maybe, but the globalists BUY everyone and everything, including The Republic? tick tock

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 11:52 PM (Cus5s)

346 1999 was a dotcom bubble, 2008 was the real estate bubble, now they are saying it is an "everything bubble" ... it IS. Valuations are high, stock buybacks have supported markets ... how can people deny the "historical" zero interest rate and Quantitative Easing that has never happened in history?

Easy Money has encourage economic activity ... there are some good things about that. Who profits, who controls, how long do people play the game where the globalists print money on paper and average Americans work to get a piece of it .. maybe, but the globalists BUY everyone and everything, including The Republic? tick tock
Posted by: illiniwek at March




so you are in cash and waiting to buy in ?

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:53 PM (HALdu)

347 330

The Fed will buy cruise ship tickets directly. Wouldn't surprise me a bit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (rCwaK)

Go on....

Posted by: Bill Krystol flipping his bean at March 08, 2020 11:53 PM (N/UU8)

348 341

so no forced yoko things?
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:50 PM (

A lot of things can happen between tonight & Wednesday

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:54 PM (aA3+G)

349 A lot of things can happen between tonight & Wednesday
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March




Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:54 PM (HALdu)

350 So a lot of the cruise ship calls are identity theft gambits? I hung up too soon to find out.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

I normally won't answer an unknown number, but if bored and drunk, I'll screw with them till they hang up.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:55 PM (wVrdG)

351
You are going to tell us me when that happens, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:52 PM (BiNEL)


Awwww--I honestly don't pay attention to it any more. I don't look at my stuff when the market's down.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 11:55 PM (TdMsT)

352 I think it's a "China got way too financially than it should have " bubble.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:55 PM (q3gwH)

353 If you enjoyed the housing bubble bursting, just wait until the corporate credit bubble bursts.

Posted by: ok at March 08, 2020 11:55 PM (N/UU8)

354 Too big

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (q3gwH)

355 So a lot of the cruise ship calls are identity theft gambits? I hung up too soon to find out.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:52 PM (t5m5e)


You actually pick up the phone? Caller ID for the win. And if I don't now the number and they leave no message, then I win again.

Funniest spoof number I've seen on my caller ID was my own phone number. I was calling myself to scam myself out of cash I don't have.

Posted by: RickZ at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (Y8PSl)

356 The Fed will buy cruise ship tickets directly. Wouldn't surprise me a bit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (rCwaK)

Seriously, someone has to step up and keep the NeverTrump brigade in business!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (BiNEL)

357 Why would the gov be interested in what happens with the cruise industry?

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (HALdu)

358 Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 11:55 PM (TdMsT)

A wise move

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:57 PM (BiNEL)

359 291
So - the stock market tomorrow. Are people going to watch years of their lives disappear? Is this drop/instability going to be a short-lived, or lasting phenomenon? Stay in and wait?

I'm kind of tense about it. No answer available except the thing itself, when it happens.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:35 PM (t5m5e)


It depends. The market as a whole will recover, probably before the year is out. If a person can't wait for recovery and must sell in the near future, they will have losses. If they are invested in a company that will not survive the churn and recover, they will have losses.

Posted by: Emmie at March 08, 2020 11:58 PM (87gB3)

360 Probably a good time to turn off the TV and read a book rather than watching the financial station idiots yammer nonstop about topic on which they are uninformed. Except for Kristina Partsinevelos. She can yammer about anything she would like.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 08, 2020 11:58 PM (Ltv6g)

361 Too big

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (q3gwH)

That's what she (never) said.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2020 11:58 PM (q1Pj5)

362
357 Why would the gov be interested in what happens with the cruise industry?
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (HALdu)

----

Maybe the industry makes generous campaign donations. The definition of a vital industry.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:58 PM (t5m5e)

363 I normally won't answer an unknown number, but if bored and drunk, I'll screw with them till they hang up.

I like to tell them, "I just stayed on the line to keep you from scamming someone else for a few minutes." Get hung up on every time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 08, 2020 11:59 PM (xkSJa)

364
98 - "Agent 99, Jeannie, Samantha the Witch, Maryanne on Gilligan's
Island, Elly Mae Clampett... they all made me feel funny in my no-no
square long before I had any idea what was going on with that."

And Wrangler Jane.....

Posted by: Flatville Bill at March 08, 2020 11:59 PM (k3WO2)

365 Funniest spoof number I've seen on my caller ID was my own phone number. I was calling myself to scam myself out of cash I don't have.
Posted by: RickZ at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (Y8PSl)

That happened to me, and I have always regretted not answering the phone to see what I had to say!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:59 PM (BiNEL)

366 Too big

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (q3gwH)




That's what she (never) said.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March





No, they do say that, more of a scream

Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:59 PM (HALdu)

367 Funniest spoof number I've seen on my caller ID was my own phone number. I was calling myself to scam myself out of cash I don't have.
Posted by: RickZ
------

Yeah, I've had my own number come up. Pretty amusing.

My best caller ID was apparently set up by a disgruntled employee, 'Phone Scam'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 11:59 PM (CDGwz)

368 Howdy do you. Very stressful day here had a Historical Society meeting and then had a board of directors and Museum trustee meeting afterwards. It was my annual evaluation which was late because these suckers need to get their crap together, but I got a decent raise and a decent bonus so I'm not complaining. Glad that is over

Posted by: Farmer at March 09, 2020 12:00 AM (z0cYP)

369 Except for Kristina Partsinevelos. She can yammer about anything she would like.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 08, 2020 11:58 PM (Ltv6g)

Maybe she and Janet Garcia can yam on various topics.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2020 12:00 AM (q1Pj5)

370 Anyone got Tlaib's number.


I want to give her a surprise.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at March 09, 2020 12:00 AM (Y274z)

371 Why would the gov be interested in what happens with the cruise industry?
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (HALdu)

----

Maybe the industry makes generous campaign donations. The definition of a vital industry.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March




Sure but they are not American or are quasi American and most of their employees are from other countries.

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:00 AM (HALdu)

372 Except for Kristina Partsinevelos. She can yammer about anything she would like.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 08, 2020 11:58 PM (Ltv6g)

Doesn't sound like your typical Mexican weather babe?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 09, 2020 12:01 AM (BiNEL)

373
Who is invested heavily in the cruise ship industry? Those yuge honking ridiculous ships don't come cheap.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 09, 2020 12:02 AM (rCwaK)

374 I keep two effin clocks on the wall . They're one hour apart.
I'm never wrong.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2020 12:02 AM (Y274z)

375
I'm not very emotional.

But I got a photo of my brother smiling next to my mother smiling as she holds my daughter, and I'll admit that it's very pleasurable to look at.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2020 12:03 AM (bQe8/)

376 Janet Garcia I had to look up. Maybe to avoid the financial news I can watch the weather.

In Espanol.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2020 12:03 AM (Ltv6g)

377 They would come over a ridgeline and he'd stop the car and give them all a 30 minute lecture on how they were looking at a structural stockings and what it meant in the developmental history of the continent.

I have to make an effort not to do that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:35 PM (q3gwH)
* * * *

I can understand and appreciate your restraint, but I personally would love to hear the lecture! Always been fascinated by geology and even went prospecting for uranium back in the old days with the folks, a pickup truck and a Geiger counter. Love being back in the West.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 09, 2020 12:03 AM (WFcrO)

378 structural stockings and what it meant in the developmental history of the continent.

I have to make an effort not to do that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March




What do spanx have to do with geology?

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:05 AM (HALdu)

379 But I got a photo of my brother smiling next to my
mother smiling as she holds my daughter, and I'll admit that it's very
pleasurable to look at.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Best things in our lives are usually right in front of us. Good on you!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 12:05 AM (wVrdG)

380 Kamaltoe has endorsed Plugs.

Yes, the same Plugs that she called Racisty McRacist in the first debate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2020 12:05 AM (tLWGd)

381
Yanet Garcia, aka The Ass.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 09, 2020 12:05 AM (rCwaK)

382 If I'd'a known my prayer would be answered,
I would'a prayed a bigger prayer! -a lamerick webwork

I reach out in mind to creation,
To pray, bring me new ideation.
By reply, rather quickly,
This answer, lim'rickly,
Appeared for your consideration.



Gnight
ZZzzz♠❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
at March 09, 2020 12:05 AM (Cd8NC)

383 Kristina Partsinevelos is on Fox business from time to time. A strikingly attractive woman. If you like that sort of thing.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2020 12:06 AM (Ltv6g)

384 But I got a photo of my brother smiling next to my

mother smiling as she holds my daughter, and I'll admit that it's very

pleasurable to look at.



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
The building blocks of great civilizations, right there.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2020 12:07 AM (q1Pj5)

385 Sure but they are not American or are quasi American and most of their employees are from other countries.
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:00 AM (HALdu

Campaign donations have no nationality, and politicians can have offshore Accounts, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 09, 2020 12:07 AM (BiNEL)

386 Thank you for the ONT, MisHum.

A few more days, and I might be able to contribute to the pet thread. Don't hold me to that, though, as everything is up in the air.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2020 12:07 AM (l9m7l)

387 That happened to me, and I have always regretted not answering the phone to see what I had to say!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:59 PM (BiNEL)


Never looked at it that way, b uy you're right. A serious missed opportunity.
-----

My best caller ID was apparently set up by a disgruntled employee, 'Phone Scam'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 11:59 PM (CDGwz)


I love when Called ID lets me know that 'they' know that just maybe I like Hormel products. 'SPAM?'

The one phone call, from 'UN SEC GEN' and a 212 area code (that one I picked up because I was curious), yelling at me in Chinese was a classic. I have no clue what they were yelling, but it was a classic nonetheless.

Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2020 12:07 AM (Y8PSl)

388 I liked the dog training video, but it did show how scary strong dogs are.
I visited a friend who had a Great Dane and thought I would play tug of war. He had a wrapping on one paw and was on linoleum in the kitchen, while I was braced in a doorway on carpet. I went for a belly ride though the house.

Posted by: Downcast at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (xgpfE)

389
If I were the Fed, I'd buy Yanet's ass and put it right there on the asset side. That would be more sound than half the shit they've got on there now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (rCwaK)

390 {{{YD}}}

Posted by: Emmie at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (87gB3)

391 291
So - the stock market tomorrow. Are people going to watch years of their lives disappear? Is this drop/instability going to be a short-lived, or lasting phenomenon? Stay in and wait?

I'm kind of tense about it. No answer available except the thing itself, when it happens.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:35 PM (t5m5e)


Why are you tense? The only people who should be tense are people who need to sell in the short term. If it makes you tense, close the tab with your broker's site and just sit the whole thing out. There will certainly be some economic disruption from this, but this ain't the black death.

Now, if you went and bought a bunch of options, that's a different story. You have to accept a loss now and then when you're gambling.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (wGeit)

392 "so you are in cash and waiting to buy in ?" Posted by: not so

you are still not saying what you are in?

I bought a farm with some "cash", invested some, but held some cash. Looking to buy into my own thang ... bought a nice old tractor and new sprayer .. $10k into performing assets. Have cash ready to be deployed ... LOCALLY ... that is my new MAGA philosophy.

Actually I started it 20 years ago, but got distracted with other ventures ... like care for my elderly. Family and heritage are important. I hope more people sell stocks and buy 140 acres and build a performing asset estate, that they enjoy, and build a (Christian heritage) estate.
Stock Market profits from slaves in China, where they can pollute freely, through the elderly in the river, force doctors to lie about coronavirus ... sure, WallStreet makes trillions off that ... I want the good American patriot to divest ... MAGA.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (Cus5s)

393 BeckChas, the Pet Thread would welcome you as a contributor, good luck, and I hope to see you there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 09, 2020 12:10 AM (BiNEL)

394 Legally Sufficient: did you know Charlie Steen? He did pretty well.

I made backcountry reservations for 3 people, just in case I found somebody crazy enough to go. You ready? hah !

Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2020 12:11 AM (6mPBH)

395
The one phone call, from 'UN SEC GEN' and a 212 area code (that one I picked up because I was curious), yelling at me in Chinese was a classic. I have no clue what they were yelling, but it was a classic nonetheless.
Posted by: RickZ


You should have replied in made up Chinese sounding stuff. Might have started WWIII.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 12:11 AM (aKsyK)

396
I'm thinking about creating ABS. Ass Backed Securities. Based on monetizing Instagram Thot and other asses.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 09, 2020 12:12 AM (rCwaK)

397 Met with a gentleman who is running against Matt Shea in eastern Washington's 4th district. Impressed me as a handshake kind of man. He has legislative experience. I donated to his campaign. I am not easily impressed by people nor do I give my money away freely. To any lurkers from the 4th district give the man, Leonard Christian (R) your consideration. Shea needs to be removed.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:13 AM (Wyxi/)

398 The National Snow and Ice Data Center had the sadz:

Sea ice extent for February 2020 tracked below average, ranking as the thirteenth lowest monthly average in the satellite record.

There are 42 years in the satellite record. Not the sort of thing you can write headlines about.

Including 2020, the linear rate of decline for February ice extent is 2.91 percent per decade.

Nearly a three percent loss per decade?

We're all gonna die!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 09, 2020 12:13 AM (I2/tG)

399 I'm thinking about creating ABS. Ass Backed Securities. Based on monetizing Instagram Thot and other asses.





Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 09, 2020 12:12 AM (rCwaK)

It's a depreciating asset class.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2020 12:13 AM (q1Pj5)

400 Is ted cruz sick yet? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: raimondo at March 09, 2020 12:13 AM (nUyo8)

401 If I were the Fed, I'd buy Yanet's ass and put it right there on the asset side. That would be more sound than half the shit they've got on there now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (rCwaK)


Four on the floor beats two wheels every time.

Sorry all you motorized bike guys.

Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2020 12:14 AM (Y8PSl)

402 Met with a gentleman who is running against Matt
Shea in eastern Washington's 4th district. Impressed me as a handshake
kind of man. He has legislative experience. I donated to his campaign. I
am not easily impressed by people nor do I give my money away freely.
To any lurkers from the 4th district give the man, Leonard Christian (R)
your consideration. Shea needs to be removed.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..


Thought of changing my voter address to my moms. (Spokane) So my vote would count for something. But the whole jail thing scares me.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 12:15 AM (wVrdG)

403 AT-TI-CA! AT-TI-CA! AT-TI-CA!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, still auditioning new socks at March 09, 2020 12:15 AM (OjnVL)

404 Fucked that up. Let me try again.

I liked the dog training video, but it did show how scary strong dogs are.
I visited a friend who had a Great Dane and thought I would play tug of war. He had a wrapping on one paw and was on linoleum in the kitchen, while I was braced in a doorway on carpet. I went for a belly ride though the house.

Posted by: Downcast at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (xgpfE)


Four on the floor beats two wheels every time.

Sorry all you motorized bike guys.

Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2020 12:15 AM (Y8PSl)

405 @393 - thank you. I love dogs and cats and am so very grateful when they let me pet them.

Pet fee where I live is really high--$300 space bucks, so I don't know how that might work out.

But I love our better companions (even the cats) so who knows.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2020 12:16 AM (l9m7l)

406 Illiniwek your sentiment is one a lot of people express. It is unfortunate that the financial markets frequently seem to be a haven for scoundrels but they also represent real jobs, and earnings and companies and invested capital. Despite the scoundrels they consistently produce better results and economic miracles than any government agency or managed "investment" board can produce. I'll ride out this storm and the next ones to benefit from logic returning whether in a few days, or months.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2020 12:16 AM (Ltv6g)

407 Grr. Nic wrangled. Too many devices.

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 12:17 AM (OjnVL)

408 Just popped in to say I hope all the Horde are doing well. Looks like an interesting stock market day. I have no stocks nor cash so I will just watch and observe it all shake itself out.

Thanks MisHum as always for the ONT and music.


I have Rush "Clockwork Angels" on the box. I really dig that one for some reason. Going to pick up the novel based on it tomorrow/today.

I hate this time change. Ugh. I should try to sleep but it's "early" for vampires.

Posted by: turambar at March 09, 2020 12:18 AM (Gylu/)

409 If cruz comes down with corona virus at least he will have quality socialized medicine paid for by the government! I see that the geriatrics in congress are getting scared and taking masks from health workers.

Posted by: raimondo at March 09, 2020 12:19 AM (nUyo8)

410 WTI $28.42!

Posted by: Wow at March 09, 2020 12:20 AM (AXS9h)

411 Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (Cus5s)

This is tangentially related to an observation of mine that the Founders, and almost all the early powerful politicians were accomplished men in their own right in various fields and did not rely on their political ability to steal from the public till to sustain themselves and their families.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 09, 2020 12:20 AM (BiNEL)

412 Publix's and Hrothgar,

I've completed my research on Ms Garcia. Wow.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2020 12:21 AM (Ltv6g)

413 Publius not Publix. Sorry

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2020 12:22 AM (Ltv6g)

414

"Countdown is a song by Rush from their 1982 album Signals. Its lyrics are about the first launch of the Space Shuttle Columbia."

Every time I hear this song I get a tear in my eye thinking about the ultimate fate of the Columbia.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 12:23 AM (aKsyK)

415 Thought of changing my voter address to my moms. (Spokane) So my vote would count for something. But the whole jail thing scares me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

I'm in Washington's 5th district so I can't vote for the man but Shea is a walking cluster fook for the Republicans. He needs to be removed. I plan to lend Mr. Christian my support. Spokane could use more morons.bIt is purple and leaning to the blue shade more so every day.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:23 AM (Wyxi/)

416 Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:13 AM (Wyxi/)


You in the valley?

Posted by: Wow at March 09, 2020 12:23 AM (AXS9h)

417 Publix's and Hrothgar,



I've completed my research on Ms Garcia. Wow.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2020 12:21 AM (Ltv6g)

Bounce a quarter on it and get back five nickels.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2020 12:23 AM (q1Pj5)

418
WTI $28.42!

Posted by: Wow

That's gonna leave a mark on somebody!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 12:24 AM (wVrdG)

419 Crude down over thirteen yankee dollah $27.94

Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2020 12:24 AM (6mPBH)

420 Not sure how I managed to avoid the Wall of Shame/Fame. I must have just squeaked by.

Anyway, Legal Insurrection has one of the most interesting observations I've seen yet. It's on the thread about Biden's decline (Timestamp 11:14) That poster thinks Jussie Smolett was intended to be an actual candidate in 2020. He's "Blackish, gay, from Chicago, not obviously leftist" (their description) and his stunt was supposed to have him catapulted him into power as a new grievance monger. Unfortunately, he got caught lying.

I don't think he would have been a Presidential candidate, but as a VP with Kamala Harris? Possibly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 12:24 AM (WI7YS)

421 Instapundit's Amazon weirdness is hyping canned brown bread. Is that some odd local delicacy like lutefisk or vegemite?

Posted by: Downcast at March 09, 2020 12:25 AM (xgpfE)

422 Guessing now is good time to make investments in hardcore with the quarantines and everything.


chaturbate is going to $1000!

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:25 AM (HALdu)

423 414 That's a good song. I remember that day, too. I was still awake and caught the news and watched the coverage until I finally had to pass out. What a sad day.

Posted by: turambar at March 09, 2020 12:26 AM (Gylu/)

424 You in the valley?
Posted by: Wow

I believe the valley is 4th district. I'm north near Deer Lake.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:26 AM (Wyxi/)

425 Not sure how I managed to avoid the Wall of Shame/Fame. I must have just squeaked by.

Anyway, Legal Insurrection has one of the most interesting observations I've seen yet. It's on the thread about Biden's decline (Timestamp 11:14) That poster thinks Jussie Smolett was intended to be an actual candidate in 2020. He's "Blackish, gay, from Chicago, not obviously leftist" (their description) and his stunt was supposed to have him catapulted him into power as a new grievance monger. Unfortunately, he got caught lying.

I don't think he would have been a Presidential candidate, but as a VP with Kamala Harris? Possibly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March




That is insane

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:26 AM (HALdu)

426 Sea ice extent for February 2020 tracked below average, ranking as the thirteenth lowest monthly average in the satellite record.

Alternative headline: February 2020 Arctic ice levels considerably higher than February 2005 Arctic ice levels.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 09, 2020 12:27 AM (I2/tG)

427 You in the valley?

Posted by: Wow


Mom is, (one block from where I grew up!) But I'm in Nurse, LCD, Diogenes territory. Looking for property while visiting, hope to be back before another year has passed,

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 12:28 AM (wVrdG)

428 "I'll ride out this storm and the next ones to benefit from logic returning whether in a few days, or months." Posted by: Pete Bog

yes I understand ... BUT ... do you understand the storm? I'll be fine ... and I spent a couple years in the dotcom era, day trading (or "swing trading" ... over days, not hours) .. trying to figure it out, 12 hours a day on chats with some really smart folks (SOESS group, and in daytraders in othernet at mIRC).

So I get it ... but do YOU? Markets are rigged games, government has decided to back the markets, policy set to keep the cocaine hysteria at fever pitch. Sure it DOES promote economic activity, but also just raw trading activity, where profits are extracted by gamblers, gamblers that pay to rig the game.

Debt has leveraged up the markets ... economic activity is good in normal times, perhaps not so much in leveraged times when the funding is thin air, fake. We will see if the globalist fakes keep their profits and control .... this is why I often end with "tick tock".

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2020 12:28 AM (Cus5s)

429 If cruz comes down with corona virus at least he will have quality socialized medicine paid for by the government!
---------
Really? how much of it is paid for by the government? Do you know?

Ah, yes. Similar to your bleet last week about Medicare being 'Socialized Medical Care'.

Tell, me dude, how much do SS recipients pay each year for health insurance under Medicare? Do you know? Is it 'Free'?

Now, let's discuss co-pays. Are Medicare recipients responsible for co-pays? How much? Do you know?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2020 12:28 AM (CDGwz)

430 Guess Knopfler totaled the Fiat.

Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at March 09, 2020 12:29 AM (nhBb/)

431 Did you guys read the zerohedge story about the market maker that got carried off the floor?

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:29 AM (HALdu)

432 Mom is, (one block from where I grew up!) But I'm in Nurse, LCD, Diogenes territory. Looking for property while visiting, hope to be back before another year has passed,
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

Grew up in the south end of the valley. Ponderosa area at the base of Tower Mtn.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:29 AM (Wyxi/)

433
If Cruz comes down with corona virus, he will mostly likely have a mild cough for a few days. Unless he has some serious underlying respiratory problem we don't know about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 09, 2020 12:30 AM (rCwaK)

434 This is tangentially related to an observation of mine that the Founders, and almost all the early powerful politicians were accomplished men in their own right in various fields and did not rely on their political ability to steal from the public till to sustain themselves and their families.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 09, 2020 12:20 AM (BiNEL)


Plus, there was that 'tar, feathers, rail' solution, at best, or 'shoot, shovel, forget' solution, at worst, for scoundrels. We were a Nation of doers back then, not just sit back, bitch, moan and complainers.

Now scoundrels get good paying gigs at CNN/MSNBC. See: Chelsea Clinton's $600K salary for six months of 'work' at NBC.

Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2020 12:30 AM (Y8PSl)

435 Legally Sufficient: did you know Charlie Steen? He did pretty well.

I made backcountry reservations for 3 people, just in case I found somebody crazy enough to go. You ready? hah !
Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2020 12:11 AM (6mPBH)
* * * *

Can't say i did know him, but maybe a cousin did. Name sounds familiar. My connections to those areas are all familial.

I would go on that trip in a heartbeat, but have a conflict. We have a herd descending for spring break and we are going to show them as much of this part of the country as we can in a week!

Let me know if you ever get over on I-15 in the southwest corner. Would love to meet up!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 09, 2020 12:30 AM (WFcrO)

436 Here's a Moron-approved lol post from earlier tonight by the Instapundit hisself.

https://tinyurl.com/s5avzbn

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at March 09, 2020 12:31 AM (YqED9)

437 Sock, that's mostly a leftwing smear job on Shea. Read the article on him at Townhall.

Posted by: Wow at March 09, 2020 12:31 AM (AXS9h)

438 Grew up in the south end of the valley. Ponderosa area at the base of Tower Mtn.

Posted by: Sock Monkey


Heh, the high rent district. U-Hi, CV? EV for me.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 12:32 AM (wVrdG)

439 419 Crude down over thirteen yankee dollah $27.94
Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2020 12:24 AM (6mPBH

Time to go mobile.

Posted by: bane at March 09, 2020 12:32 AM (N/UU8)

440 The Other McCain has a very disturbing article about 19 and 20 year old illegals enrolled at high school in MD. They are accused of raping 11 year olds, No, diversity is not our strength!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 12:33 AM (WI7YS)

441 They're all in on "Trump's Katrina," you know.

Kind of an IQ test for the voter-- are you really stupid enuf to buy into THIS?

Posted by: mnw at March 09, 2020 12:33 AM (Cssks)

442 Sigh....

Home from my shift at the Urgent Care....Encino Cali...
People "Refilling there little Prell bottles from our reception desk "Courtesy" Gallon dispenser....some just leaving after that...Went to Costco for some rib-eye steaks...bailed as soon as I saw the lemmings being aggressive with the water and the TP.....WTF people???

Yeah....dock that cruz ship in Oakland...best ever move

Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 12:34 AM (kFkpX)

443 Crude down over thirteen yankee dollah $27.94

Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2020 12:24 AM (6mPBH



Time to go mobile.

Posted by: bane at

Why so cheap? We ran out of it in the late 90s.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 12:34 AM (wVrdG)

444
Time to go mobile.
Posted by: bane


Watch the police and the tax man miss me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 12:35 AM (aKsyK)

445 English always so worried about latest virus. Make everyone the same strength and who suffers?

Posted by: Amish everywhere at March 09, 2020 12:35 AM (Tc6m0)

446 442 I don't get the TP madness for this virus. I guess it all stems from the "milk, bread, TP and bottled water" blizzard/hurricane madness.

Posted by: turambar at March 09, 2020 12:35 AM (Gylu/)

447 CUZ YA ALL KNOW>>>>>>OAKLAND

Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 12:35 AM (kFkpX)

448 Crude down over thirteen yankee dollah $27.94

Posted by: Common Tater at March




That is insane

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:35 AM (HALdu)

449 "Jussie Smolett was intended to be an actual candidate in 2020. He's
"Blackish, gay, from Chicago, not obviously leftist" (their description)
and his stunt was supposed to have him catapulted him into power as a
new grievance monger. Unfortunately, he got caught lying."

his scam was so poorly planned, could not have been planned by any serious leftist group, imo. It was Jussie and probably only after the fact got the Chicago DA to cover for him, imo. All that is collapsing even now. I thinks the real commies are more devious ... that is why we are in such dire straits.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2020 12:35 AM (Cus5s)

450 Crude down over thirteen yankee dollah $27.94

Good, I'll be able to tow a diesel generator to keep my Tesla topped up.

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2020 12:38 AM (jOEDM)

451 I can see leftists putting an actor on the ticket. I'm still not sure whether they might not convince Oprah to do it. After all, everybody know here and she's fabulously wealthy and has a reputation for caring about people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 12:39 AM (WI7YS)

452 Heh, the high rent district. U-Hi, CV? EV for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

U-Hi until they decided I was a reprobate then CV until they decided the same and miraculously U-Hi took me back. High school years didn't include a significant amount of resume highlights.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:39 AM (Wyxi/)

453
I can see leftists putting an actor on the ticket. I'm still not sure whether they might not convince Oprah to do it. After all, everybody know here and she's fabulously wealthy and has a reputation for caring about people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


She could give every American a car. And a house!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 12:40 AM (aKsyK)

454 Any Forexfags here? Anybody jump on that USD/Jap Yen when STHF around the 22nd-24th and ride that dirty girl from 110 down to below 113-112? Wew!

Trading halted on futures. Everything is red. Tomorrow there will be blood.

Posted by: bane at March 09, 2020 12:41 AM (N/UU8)

455 But don't worry

Nancy is all safe an scrubble-bubble sanitized if she goes back to Tiburon Island...though she is probably at her "Vineyard" much farther north....which is now ALSO scrubble-bubble hand-job sanitized.

Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 12:41 AM (kFkpX)

456 She could give every American a car. And a house!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March



wasn't that what bb did?

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:41 AM (HALdu)

457 Crude down over thirteen yankee dollah $27.94

I felt a disturbance in the Force, like thousands of top-dollar-premium-paying-electronic-vehicle owners suddenly cried out in anguish.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2020 12:42 AM (q1Pj5)

458 Is this another Horde cookbook? If it's not, it should be. Gross out meals for kids (and drunks). The book cover photo is funny.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/w2kp9u8

Little Kitchen of Horrors: Hideously Delicious Recipes That Disgust and Delight

Would you like Maggot Burgers for dinner? How about some Crispy Fried Mice for appetizers and Gooey Alien Limbs for dessert? You'll squeal with happy horror at the disgusting, terrifying (and totally tasty) recipes in this book. Clear step-by-step instructions and helpful photos make it easy to cook up each horrifying dish. With frightful delicacies like Bulging Cake Eyeballs, Juicy Bat Wings, and more, will you dare take a bite?


Or it could be a cookbook of Chinese recipes.

Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2020 12:43 AM (Y8PSl)

459 Good thing all those states upped their gas taxes recently. Much harder to fool the rubes when it's near $2 gal than when $3.

Posted by: Pickled again at March 09, 2020 12:43 AM (Tc6m0)

460 Ya All know when crude was this low......

We were paying a buck and change in Cali........


Tell the Gov of Getty OIL...

Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 12:44 AM (kFkpX)

461

Could we have maggots for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 12:46 AM (aKsyK)

462 I felt a disturbance in the Force, like thousands of
top-dollar-premium-paying-electronic-vehicle owners suddenly cried out
in anguish.


Posted by: Count de Monet



nah, you and I still get to subsidize that crap.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 12:47 AM (wVrdG)

463 Fuck. I will likely need the strong antibiotics and PICC again.
I can't afford this. I have to beg help to cover rent, never mind everything else. Food is rapidly becoming a luxury.
I should have let it take me Friday.

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 12:48 AM (OjnVL)

464 Today's church sign-Well, actually it's been up for a week or so: "God did not give us a spirit of fear, but of love, power and self control."

2nd Timothy 1:7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 12:49 AM (WI7YS)

465 the whole scam which Smollett thought up was stupid. Even if it actually happened (which it didn't) everyone would have assumed he'd got robbed and beat up by his Grindr 'date'. That was the consensus HERE before the truth came out.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:51 AM (ykYG2)

466 Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 12:48 AM (OjnVL)

What did they figure out was going on with you after your visit to the hospital?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 12:52 AM (WI7YS)

467 the whole scam which Smollett thought up was stupid. Even if it actually happened (which it didn't) everyone would have assumed he'd got robbed and beat up by his Grindr 'date'. That was the consensus HERE before the truth came out.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March



In fairness, he is a retard.

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:52 AM (HALdu)

468 Welp, glad almost hit 17 a while ago but it's below 1660 and going south.

Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at March 09, 2020 12:52 AM (nhBb/)

469 Train show in New Bern this weekend, Mrs Hades decided at the last minute to join me. We had a lot of fun, me at the train show running trains and her mostly sleeping in, and after the show Saturday we took a drive around town to see what we could see. New Bern is a cool little place and we have plans to go back this summer when it's warmer. Also, Youngest Son lives there now so we got to see him while we were there. All in all a pretty good weekend, too bad it has to end so horribly (with a work day on Monday).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 09, 2020 12:53 AM (ZXnzo)

470 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:51 AM (ykYG2)

Yes, it was very stupid. I'm not saying I agree with the theory of his being a possible Pres candidate. Only that it was interesting. I don't have to buy into every interesting theory. But I do think Kamala Harris was a big pusher of this hoax and would have pushed further had it not fallen apart

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 12:55 AM (WI7YS)

471 Sock, that's mostly a leftwing smear job on Shea. Read the article on him at Townhall.
Posted by: Wow

His fellow Republicans censured him. He is persona non grata in Olympia and effectively unable to conduct any legislative action. I've read the piece at Townhall. There's significantly more that isn't in the media. He's an associate of one of my neighbors. There are a small number of them up north here. I dealt with some of them managing a farm co-op up in this area. Extremist doesn't begin to describe them and Shea is very connected to them. You have every right to support Mr. Shea but I would suggest you drill a little deeper. As a legislator he will accomplish nothing. No one in Olympia wants to be in the same room with him.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:55 AM (Wyxi/)

472 Rolled down A NoHo main thoroughfare to fill my ride and ....

Still above 3.50.....they want your money....most of it to fuel they're power grab......cuz they all be about owning their power and taking it away from you...hence the total MARXIST
power grab this time around....BERNIE?????

Yupp.......more ammo.....another addition to store it...but ..ya gotta do for the REPUBLIC

Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 12:55 AM (kFkpX)

473 Today's church sign-Well, actually it's been up for a week or so: "God did not give us a spirit of fear, but of love, power and self control."

2nd Timothy 1:7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Amen. Didn't go to church today because I have a COLD. Read 2nd Timothy in the recliner this morning. Fear is a product of your foundation being built on sand.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:58 AM (Wyxi/)

474 From what I am told, the disease resistant bacteria from last year is back. Actually the damn thing has probably been trying to kill me for two and a half years now. I could've afford it last time, I sure as hell can't now.

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 12:59 AM (OjnVL)

475 "glad almost hit 17 a while ago but it's below 1660 and going south"

What? Is that a stock reference?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2020 01:00 AM (Cus5s)

476 men. Didn't go to church today because I have a COLD. Read 2nd Timothy in the recliner this morning. Fear is a product of your foundation being built on sand.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March



meh, might be having the westchester typhoidattorney as a house guest.

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 01:00 AM (HALdu)

477 461

Kippers....bitch....kippers

Sardines...and no Limey ever should post such vile-ness even in a song about TEXAS

cuz.....LIMEY's

Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 01:01 AM (kFkpX)

478 Fear is a product of your foundation being built on sand.Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:58 AM (Wyxi/)

That is a great thought! I'm sorry you have a cold and hope you feel better soon! I'm sure people missed you at church but it was good of you to not go and this avoid passing on germs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 01:01 AM (WI7YS)

479 Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 12:59 AM (OjnVL)

The COB and Ace,t allow Go Fund me's on this site, but perhaps there's a way you could do it off site and people could contribute.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 01:03 AM (WI7YS)

480 If you are on DLive, there is a word-puzzle and trivia stream that The Horde might enjoy...

https://dlive.tv/NetDonna

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 09, 2020 01:04 AM (Ckg4U)

481
The COB and Ace,t allow Go Fund me's on this site, but perhaps there's a way you could do it off site and people could contribute

========

Definitely.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 09, 2020 01:05 AM (GmVcS)

482 Former Dire Straits frontman Mark Knopfler was injured when the Honda motorbike he was riding was involved in a collision with a Fiat Punto car.

At least he wasn't on a Vespa. That would suck gayballs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2020 01:06 AM (XF4b8)

483 Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 12:59 AM (OjnVL)

And I will put you on the prayer list for healing and "rough places made smooth" if you will allow me to do that?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 01:06 AM (WI7YS)

484 Fen, definition of irony, depending on help from a deity I've low-key quarreled with for forty years. Go ahead, though.

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 01:10 AM (OjnVL)

485 https://tinyurl.com/vdt9j5k good article on crude oil markets. short answer, putin is screwing himself.

Posted by: jeff carter at March 09, 2020 01:10 AM (q/+md)

486 468 Welp, glad almost hit 17 a while ago but it's below 1660 and going south.
Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at March 09, 2020 12:52 AM (nhBb/)

Everything is being liquidated.... Monday margin calls.

Posted by: bane at March 09, 2020 01:10 AM (P/Ore)

487 FEAR
is not having properly assessed your newly acknowledged foe.

Yet now knowing he means you immediate harm. Instead of waiting for the assault....

You turn fear into aggression and roar into his camp at night and slaughter him...for that you have to have a leader that understands the moment.

Read (Hopefully REAL history) plenty of good examples.

Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 01:14 AM (kFkpX)

488 448 Crude down over thirteen yankee dollah $27.94

Posted by: Common Tater at March




That is insane
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:35 AM (HALdu)

Note, these are crude investors (gamblers) and are betting on a world wide downturn of the economy.

Could be correct, or could be wrong.

I'm betting wrong. The worlds transportation economy runs on oil. It will pick back up pretty quickly because IT WILL HAVE TOO.

There are too many countries now dependent on foreign products to survive.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 01:15 AM (NgKpN)

489 @486 markets don't like uncertainty. lots of uncertainty on virus. when the US cures it, get ready for a face ripping rally to the highs because it's likely there will be a stimulus package that accompanies it.

Posted by: jeff carter at March 09, 2020 01:15 AM (q/+md)

490 good article on crude oil markets. short answer, putin is screwing himself.

Posted by: jeff carter

With sanctions and crude at less than 30. look for the Iranians to do something stupid.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 01:15 AM (wVrdG)

491 Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 01:10 AM (OjnVL)

Well, if you're quarrelling him-most of us do it at some point or another as do the patriarchs and the prophets. If you're quarrelling, it means you still believe. This is an idea in Phillip Yancey's book, "Disapointment with God". And I believe you mentioned that you had a frank conversation-or was it confession ? with a priest you know. When you feel better go see him or call him at some point now. He might be able to get you some church funds since he knows you. I would but my church is impoverished .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 01:16 AM (WI7YS)

492 Just for the hell of it, I'll throw this out there:
Friend of a friend named his car "Elizabeth".
Of course. It's an old, white Cherokee. (jeep)


Posted by: boynsea

****

Had a 69 VW automatic. Gutless thing but a great car. Mrs D named it Mr Beasley.
I've no idea why.
The name fit.
Posted by: Diogenes

03 Subaru has recently been given the name Deer Slayer. 3 deer killed and twice totaled by Insurance companies and still running strong as 2nd car. Hope to get another 50k out of it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 01:16 AM (Wyxi/)

493 some think Putin thinks he is good so long as it does not go below $20 bb.

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 01:18 AM (HALdu)

494 My 03 Subaru (Baja) has spun rod bearings. It will get fixed, but this is my very last Subaru. I call it Gator because it eats my money.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 09, 2020 01:19 AM (ZXnzo)

495 some think Putin thinks he is good so long as it does not go below $20 bb.

Posted by: not so

Will the oligarchs decide that it is time for Vlade to retire at $19 bb?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 01:21 AM (Wyxi/)

496 487 FEAR
is not having properly assessed your newly acknowledged foe.

Yet now knowing he means you immediate harm. Instead of waiting for the assault....

You turn fear into aggression and roar into his camp at night and slaughter him...for that you have to have a leader that understands the moment.

Read (Hopefully REAL history) plenty of good examples.
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 01:14 AM (kFkpX)

Have to disagree. FEAR is a survival instinct. It tells you are in danger.

Now, what you do THEN, is up to you.

Real Heroes are NOT those who do not know fear, but those who KNOW fear, and do the right thing anyway.

I can show you an evaluation from the Captain of my Destroyer, from Desert Storm, that says I am the calmest person he has ever seen in stressful situations.

Yet, the times he is talking about I was scared shitless. I just knew that NOT being calm, was probably going to get me killed.

Fear, like ANGER, has gotten a bad rap in modern society. BOTH can be used for positive purposes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 01:21 AM (NgKpN)

497 What? Is that a stock reference?
Posted by: illiniwek
-----

GLD, I expect.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2020 01:24 AM (xSo9G)

498 Fenelon the idea of a gofundme for a fellow moron in need is very worthwhile. I do hope that it can be set up by one of us savvy with social media and the way to access it and contribute explained. A little bit from many can go a long way.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 09, 2020 01:24 AM (GmVcS)

499 Night all. Have a good night/morning.

Posted by: turambar at March 09, 2020 01:25 AM (Gylu/)

500 493 some think Putin thinks he is good so long as it does not go below $20 bb.

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 01:18 AM (HALdu)

Putin is right smack in the middle or recreating his entire Government.

Literally rewriting the Constitution.

Long term? breaking the bonds with OPEC gives Russia much more economic freedom.

Much like many of us in the US, I think HE believes the Middle East has too much influence, and no longer wants to be embroiled in their insanity.

Post Election, if Trump is elected? I could see Putin approaching the US for more economic cooperation.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 01:26 AM (NgKpN)

501 the idea of a gofundme for a fellow moron in need is very worthwhile. I do hope that it can be set up by one of us savvy with social media and the way to access it and contribute explained. A little bit from many can go a long way.
Posted by: Floridachick at March




meh, not as easy as you think it is

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 01:26 AM (HALdu)

502 never sure why Putin decided to be so difficult with the West other than for domestic politics.


Guessing that is not going to change.

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 01:28 AM (HALdu)

503 My Dad was part of the OIL "Independents" back in the day..

They so f**ked with the big boys and the big boys played by their rule for a while....but then the Democrats took over late 70's with that F**kin PEANUT FARMER known as Jimmy "rabbit slayer" Carter.....Habitat for Commie Jimmy ...POS CIC if ever was......cept BHO......(he thought he would post up better than him but jury still out...sorry Barry....)

Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 01:29 AM (kFkpX)

504 I can spot 7 Ethiopian snipers in tonight's ONT Picture.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 09, 2020 01:29 AM (G4cKV)

505 Posted by: Floridachick at March 09, 2020 01:24 AM (GmVcS)

Well, we've done it before. I am the least saavy person with social media that I know
(except for 90 year olds who don't use the internet so somebody else would need to do it. In the past there has been so concern about fraud with other posters, but Brother Tim/formerly Brother Cavill has been here a long time so I don't think that's a issue. He's never asked for money Ace and Cobs don't want people to link to fundraising sites on here.

You have a kind spirit, FC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 01:31 AM (WI7YS)

506 I do have Zelle and can receive by PayPal as well. Not sure how to put those out while respecting the wishes of the proprietor of this establishment. Even so my longer range issue (correction of income so I don't have to go begging all the damn time) is in its way even more important. Out of ideas and just broken AF.

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 01:31 AM (OjnVL)

507 I can spot 7 Ethiopian snipers in tonight's ONT Picture.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead

You missed the Ewok in the gilly suit.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 01:33 AM (Wyxi/)

508 Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 01:31 AM (OjnVL)

I think I have read that you wanted suggestions about jobs because you have a varied talent pool. I think you should raise that question again listing what your skills are when some more people are here when you feel up to it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 01:35 AM (WI7YS)

509 Good night all. Let us know Fen whatever is possible. Prayers up for Brother.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 09, 2020 01:40 AM (GmVcS)

510 503

And remember..when AL (s m d ) Gore was VP during the Clitours regin ....somehow our ELK HILL oil reserves in Cali got sold to a private company...headed by HIS FUCKING FATHER?????


Bitch that shit up......just for fun....bitch that shit up........

Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 01:41 AM (kFkpX)

511 Funny thing about the Elk.Hill reserves they stole - they're back to being worthless. Damn, it's 1986 all over again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 01:48 AM (q3gwH)

512 the idea of a gofundme for a fellow moron in need is very worthwhile. I do hope that it can be set up by one of us savvy with social media and the way to access it and contribute explained. A little bit from many can go a long way.
Posted by: Floridachick at March

Actual identity must be authenticated.

No lingering questions/ doubts.

Posted by: Miklos, calmly Mentoring at March 09, 2020 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)

513 Actual identity must be authenticated.

No lingering questions/ doubts.
Posted by: Miklos, calmly Mentoring at March




not everybody thinks everything through

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 01:52 AM (HALdu)

514 I think the Iranians waited too long to do something stupid. They did nothing, which was the stupidest move of all.. Now they have no options left - they are going to collapse.

How loyal do you think the army will be when they haven't been paid for. 4 months, and they're on starvation rations??

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 01:53 AM (q3gwH)

515 Be calm, menter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 01:53 AM (aKsyK)

516 Don't know if this can help tim, but there is about to be a huge boom in bankruptcy work in the oil producing states. Not a joke! This happened after the 1986 crash, and those who got in on it (legal and accounting firms) made a whole lot of money from it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 01:56 AM (q3gwH)

517 not everybody thinks everything through
Posted by: not so

Well, Calm Mentor (Tim Boyle according his ComeFeedMe) claimed to have a PMP credential (Project Management) but couldn't get a job.

With a PMP, you can work from home for $25/hour.

Turns out That PMI has never heard of Tim Boyle.

Posted by: Miklos, Epicuraen by choice, Cynic by necessity at March 09, 2020 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)

518 Miklos, Epicuraen by choice, Cynic by necessity

Calm Mentor alway struck me as a scammer. His lack of response to my messages were telling.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:01 AM (u82oZ)

519 Actual identity must be authenticated.
No lingering questions/ doubts.
Posted by: Miklos, calmly Mentoring at March 09, 2020 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)
...........................
Can you say...'Calm Mentor?'

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 09, 2020 02:02 AM (yhf6w)

520 Miklos, Epicuraen by choice, Cynic by necessity at March



my thought is more that the HQ does not have the resources or inclination to worry about who is whom and does not need nonsense of deciding who gets to use the site and who does not get to use the site for their gfm whatever.

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 02:02 AM (HALdu)

521 Miklos, is there an addy I can forward info to? You offered to help me sort out options a while back and I seem to keep missing you.

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:03 AM (OjnVL)

522 Huh. I always wondered about how the Calm Mentor sitch turned out.

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:05 AM (OjnVL)

523 Brother Tim

I know a job that is always in demand. But there are some preconditions.

Can you pass a DOT physical?

Do you abuse alcohol and use illegal drugs?

Do you have a clean driving record?

Are you on any databases for sex offenders?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:07 AM (u82oZ)

524 I am left to go off the recall of the truth of the day from my end...shot full of holes now from absolutes children reared in the DEMOCRATIC RULED PUBLIC SCHOOLS for the last 2 decades....DAH....yes I said it ....DAH

Now we have WikI and our much VAULTED msm to give us the truth........much vaulted.....DAH

Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 02:08 AM (kFkpX)

525 Brother Tim

Plan B is to join a harvest team, and work from Texas north to Canada. You will save money. Mostly from constant work.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:08 AM (u82oZ)

526 511

So the Al Clan sucked it up for what it was worth then?

Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 02:10 AM (kFkpX)

527 I know a job that is always in demand. But there are some preconditions.



Can you pass a DOT physical?



Do you abuse alcohol and use illegal drugs?



Do you have a clean driving record?



Are you on any databases for sex offenders?


What the hell kind of job requires that you answer yes to all those?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 09, 2020 02:10 AM (xkSJa)

528 I know a job that is always in demand. But there are some preconditions.



Can you pass a DOT physical?



Do you abuse alcohol and use illegal drugs?



Do you have a clean driving record?



Are you on any databases for sex offenders?





who even asks these questions to somebody at the hq ?

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 02:11 AM (HALdu)

529 Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan

You answer No! to two of the questions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:12 AM (u82oZ)

530 Are you on any databases for sex offenders?




these guys have databases now?

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 02:12 AM (HALdu)

531 You answer No! to two of the questions.

OK, but it doesn't help if it's the wrong questions.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 09, 2020 02:14 AM (xkSJa)

532 511


gotta pay for the upkeep on that G-6 so he can keep flyin to all those "CLIMATE CHANGE SUMMITS."


Yeah dog....

Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 02:14 AM (kFkpX)

533 not so

There are multiple job openings nationwide. But there is rough with the smooth. As in any job.

I was crushed when I found out I was too old for sperm donation. I was going through a bad spot, and thought -- here is a well-practiced skill. And they pay. Alas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:15 AM (u82oZ)

534 Dog at March 09




heh

Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 02:15 AM (HALdu)

535 Plan B is to join a harvest team, and work from Texas north to Canada. You will save money. Mostly from constant work.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Given my piss poor physical condition, that's likely not a real option. Not sure about the DoT physical either, though I ought to be just fine on those other criteria.

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:16 AM (PbUF8)

536 @419. Crude down over thirteen yankee dollah $27.94

Well, as long as it's yankee dollah. Leave my southern dollahs alone.

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2020 02:16 AM (tWAkG)

537 not so

Yes. They are very up to date. I'm told the FBI IT guys keep them in business.

Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan

That is quality control. To know which two questions are No!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:17 AM (u82oZ)

538 I was crushed when I found out I was too old for sperm donation. I was
going through a bad spot, and thought -- here is a well-practiced skill.
And they pay. Alas.


On the bright side, you still have your amateur status.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 09, 2020 02:21 AM (xkSJa)

539 Brother Tim

They are pretty open on health. Medication can control a lot. Except for heart attacks leading to poor ejection fractions, and diabetes needing insulin. And probably certifiable mental illness.

But that last requirement would touch a lot of Leftists, so they ignore that. It did explain a very few of my former coworkers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:21 AM (u82oZ)

540 Miklos, is there an addy I can forward info to? You offered to help me sort out options a while back and I seem to keep missing you.
Posted by: Brother Tim

I prefer not to use Email, iPhones, artificial "fire logs", polyester, additives E100-1000, cotton swabs that are not made from organic, free-range hand-boll separated Mississippi cotton, any damn thing from China, ladies' clothing and/or undergarments, paprika from Ukraine, any damn thing from Nike, clothing that has logos on it, my neighbors' unsecured Wi-Fi, a random half-consumed beer, anything damn thing ethically or sustainably sourced, cheap Walmart flipflops, advice from Any Damn Body with a Harvard degree, and anything Miss Ruthie is offering because the was selling that when I was 12.

Among others.

Posted by: Miklos, and you kids, I piss own my own damn lawn, so stay put at March 09, 2020 02:22 AM (QzkSJ)

541 Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan

I turned pro when I got married. The checklist items ... I guess it keeps me on my toes, and not living in an SUV under a bridge.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:23 AM (u82oZ)

542 I am soon to be ...dog

maybe hang with hobo's...under the desert trestles in ranges east of the saw toothed mountains on the back side of Cali


AS IF........God, Family, America, Guns, Trump and....good booze

See ya later


don't get a hernia posting

Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 02:29 AM (kFkpX)

543 Brother Tim

DDG DOT physical requirements for the latest. Again, they want to pass you, if safe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:29 AM (u82oZ)

544 Brother Tim

Best of luck to ya.

Time to go back to sleep. The storm is almost over. Pretty wild coming through.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:32 AM (u82oZ)

545
Le Thread, c'est mort.


Espérons que c'est le petit mort

Posted by: Mikleuse, pas mort at March 09, 2020 02:48 AM (QzkSJ)

546 Among others.
Posted by: Miklos, and you kids, I piss own my own damn lawn, so stay put

*Fistbump *


Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 02:53 AM (Wyxi/)

547 Watching the movie prince of darkness. Frigging creepy ass shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2020 02:57 AM (9Om/r)

548 *Fistbump *


Posted by: Sock Monkey

And So.


The Republic survives.

Posted by: Miklos, answering the Call at March 09, 2020 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)

549 Sigh. Well, I can still be the springboard for the amusement of others, so there's that I guess.

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:58 AM (PbUF8)

550 About the only thing that gets on my lawn are the turkeys when the gate is left open. Keep a supply of firecrackers just for that purpose.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 02:59 AM (Wyxi/)

551 Watching the movie prince of darkness. Frigging creepy ass shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

That flick is seriously underrated.

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:59 AM (PbUF8)

552 Sigh. Well, I can still be the springboard for the amusement of others, so there's that I guess.
Posted by: Brother Tim

Don't misinterpret the responses here BT. Highly doubtful that anyone here finds amusement in a fellow grey box participant's misfortune.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 03:01 AM (Wyxi/)

553 Watching the movie prince of darkness. Frigging creepy ass shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Bored and in a weird mood so I watched Tombstone. Mood improvement flick.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 03:05 AM (Wyxi/)

554 Arizona Congressman Paul Gosar announced Sunday that he is under self-quarantine (link in my nik)

Posted by: Baldy at March 09, 2020 03:06 AM (OLCH5)

555 Well, I can still be the springboard for the amusement of others, so there's that I guess.
Posted by: Brother Tim


timbrother1@gee-mail

Posted by: Miklos, not stupid like they say at March 09, 2020 03:06 AM (QzkSJ)

556 About the only thing that gets on my lawn are the turkeys when the gate is left open. Keep a supply of firecrackers just for that purpose.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

I call BS.

Firecrackers won't get the feathers off.

Not like I haven't tried.

Posted by: Miklos, one Mother of a Plucker at March 09, 2020 03:09 AM (QzkSJ)

557 That flick is seriously underrated.

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:59 AM (PbUF

Man, I'll say.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2020 03:10 AM (9Om/r)

558 Thanks, Miklos. Once I get sprung from here and back to my regular machine I'll forward what I have. There are those among the Horde who can vouch for my identity if needed.

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 03:11 AM (PbUF8)

559 Miklos you are unique and definitely one of a kind.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 03:11 AM (Wyxi/)

560 That flick is seriously underrated.

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:59 AM (PbUF

Man, I'll say.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

I am pleasing to agree with this most appropriate assessment. All technical details are in accordance.

Posted by: Miklos at the Bangalore Call Centre at March 09, 2020 03:14 AM (QzkSJ)

561 Miklos you are unique and definitely one of a kind.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

One hopes.

For the Children.

Posted by: Miklos who will buy a village for $50 if it, in fact, takes one at March 09, 2020 03:16 AM (QzkSJ)

562 I call BS.

Firecrackers won't get the feathers off.

Not like I haven't tried.
Posted by: Miklos, one Mother of a Plucker

That's what the 12 ga is for. I refrain from that response as I am deep down a gentle soul. Besides that, wild turkey tastes like crap.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 03:17 AM (Wyxi/)

563 Besides that, wild turkey tastes like crap.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Try the Wild Turkey 101

Posted by: Miklos who vaguely remembers trying that at March 09, 2020 03:18 AM (QzkSJ)

564 Try the Wild Turkey 101
Posted by: Miklos who vaguely remembers trying that

Strictly homogenized 2% guy these days. My barstool was retired and inducted into the Trent N Dale pub hall of fame in 06.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 03:22 AM (Wyxi/)

565 Strictly homogenized 2% guy these days. My barstool was retired and inducted into the Trent N Dale pub hall of fame in 06.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

So.

I go there, mention your bar name, and get a discount.

Most excellent.

Posted by: Valu-Rite Conscious consumer Miklos at March 09, 2020 03:25 AM (QzkSJ)

566 Trent N Dale pub

Facebook says the pub is OPEN NOW

If I left now, by the time I got there, they would be OPEN AGAIN

Posted by: Miklos, working longitudinally at March 09, 2020 03:28 AM (QzkSJ)

567 So.

I go there, mention your bar name, and get a discount.

Most excellent.

Posted by: Valu-Rite Conscious consumer Miklos

Thinking they might charge you extra. Great place for 29 year olds. Bar owner had a strict rule about bosom size for his bartenders.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 03:31 AM (Wyxi/)

568 >>>Call in tomorrow morning, tell 'em, Hey I need a mental health day.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

Oh, if only!

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 09, 2020 03:32 AM (1QQ99)

569 Bar owner had a strict rule about bosom size for his bartenders.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Well damn.

I was hoping to work off my bar tab.

Posted by: Miklos, Man-boobless at March 09, 2020 03:33 AM (QzkSJ)

570 Watching the movie prince of darkness. Frigging creepy ass shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
------

That flick is seriously underrated.

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:59 AM (PbUF


Looked it up on IMDB. A John Carpenter film under the pseudonym 'Martin Quartermass'. Carpenter always does creepy well.

Alice Cooper co-wrote the soundtrack and performed it.

Have to check that one out.

Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2020 03:35 AM (Y8PSl)

571 Mornin', all
Posted by: My life is insanity

Sorry.

Somehow the conversation turned to boobs.

*hurries off to prepare coffee*

Posted by: Miklos, the first (1st) customer is always right at March 09, 2020 03:35 AM (QzkSJ)

572 Went down for a nap at 8:00 P.M. local; now it's 12:30, and i woke up, but I am going to go back to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2020 03:36 AM (miJU3)

573 I was hoping to work off my bar tab.
Posted by: Miklos, Man-boobless

You're creative. Right bartender you might still be in luck.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 03:38 AM (Wyxi/)

574 Went down for a nap at 8:00 P.M. local; now it's 12:30, and i woke up, but I am going to go back to bed. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

What we have here, ONT fans, is a classic example of the "Gotta go so I can come back" play.

Posted by: Coach Frank Miklos-Broyles at March 09, 2020 03:38 AM (QzkSJ)

575 You're creative. Right bartender you might still be in luck.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Ooooohhh

"Right" bartendress, and my tab could get "lost".

Posted by: Miklos, figuring cheap Canadian Viagra at March 09, 2020 03:40 AM (QzkSJ)

576 Good Morning Morons today is Monday, March 9, 2020. On this date in 1776 The Wealth of Nations by Scottish economist and philosopher Adam Smith was published.

Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

577 Oil prices rise the market doom sayers go wild with doom. oil prices fall market doom sayers go wild. will they make up their fucking minds?


https://tinyurl.com/sc3cyw6

Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

578 Apparently self quarantining for coronavirus does not work for some assholes.


https://tinyurl.com/tjqct29

Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

579 Senate DIABLOs are joining with their Communist buddies across the aisle to sponsor a worthless 'green energy' bill.


https://tinyurl.com/vbzmuex

Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

580 And speaking of DIABLOs Lindsay Graham (CR 30) is trying to sell us out yet again by offering up a mass amnesty for illegals.


https://tinyurl.com/rvdoznm

Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

581 Trump refuses to extend FISA without much needed reforms. Good.


https://tinyurl.com/vgytqk3

Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

582 Scankles is no longer being shielded by a corrupt DOJ on her illegal server in her home.


https://tinyurl.com/wj5yx8t

Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

583 RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/robnute


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

584 Rats, time to get up

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 04:03 AM (ZCEU2)

585 Mornin' Vic

It may not be too late to note the Battle of Moore's Creek, which is the last time the Scots Clans were summoned to rise, in North Carolina in 1776, and the Highland Clans faced the Lowlanders. As always.

Posted by: Miklos, one-quarter (1/4) McCullough at March 09, 2020 04:10 AM (QzkSJ)

586 Its also not too late to note that Vic was born on this day in 1951.

Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:18 AM (mpXpK)

587
Happy birthday, ya ol fart!

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 04:20 AM (5XKZH)

588
While checking out the hurdy-gurdy on youtube, I found this way cool Ukrainian company. They make a lot of cool kits besides this one:

https://tinyurl.com/w84gge4

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 04:23 AM (5XKZH)

589 Well golly jeepers
Have a Happy Birthday Vic!

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 04:24 AM (ZCEU2)

590 After a certain age, we don't talk about Birthdays..

Maybe if you are closing in on 100.



Posted by: Miklos, as advised by the ladies in particular at March 09, 2020 04:29 AM (QzkSJ)

591 Happy Birthday, Vic!

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 09, 2020 04:32 AM (1QQ99)

592 While checking out the hurdy-gurdy on youtube, I found this way cool Ukrainian company. They make a lot of cool kits besides this one:

https://tinyurl.com/w84gge4
Posted by: Gooshy

Do not buy that, that you yourself would not listen to.

Posted by: Old Ukrainian Proverb at March 09, 2020 04:32 AM (QzkSJ)

593 I imagine Vic as looking like this-

https://tinyurl.com/qr8rgyl

Posted by: Old Magyarian Miklos at March 09, 2020 04:35 AM (QzkSJ)

594
"Do not buy that, that you yourself would not listen to."

Heh. Did you look at their product line?
Or is your point that the hurdy-gurdy is the stringed equivalent of bag pipes?

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 04:37 AM (5XKZH)

595 593
I imagine Vic as looking like this-



https://tinyurl.com/qr8rgyl

Posted by: Old Magyarian Miklos at March 09, 2020 04:35 AM (QzkSJ)


How about this?

https://tinyurl.com/wlewsr4

Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:41 AM (mpXpK)

596 I imagine Vic as looking like this-



https://tinyurl.com/qr8rgyl

Posted by: Old Magyarian Miklos at March 09, 2020 04:35 AM (QzkSJ)


How about this?

https://tinyurl.com/wlewsr4

Vic-

The two are not necessarily in contradiction.

Cool car, but I still want a '65 Mustang ragtop.

Posted by: Old Magyarian Miklos in the Mornin' at March 09, 2020 04:45 AM (QzkSJ)

597 Nice. I had a 70s Demon.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 04:45 AM (5XKZH)

598 I'd say pretty close to the same

Make it a good day, all and especially Vic!

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 09, 2020 04:46 AM (1QQ99)

599 How about this?

https://tinyurl.com/wlewsr4


I guess I could send you a pic of Youthful Miklos with his Trabi, but I won't.

For Obvious Reasons.

Posted by: You Damn Amerikanskis at March 09, 2020 04:47 AM (QzkSJ)

600 Nice. I had a 70s Demon.
Posted by: Gooshy,

Nowadays, with VOiP, the calls are no longer coming from inside the house.

Posted by: Miklos, from inside the Bangalore Junk Call Centre at March 09, 2020 04:50 AM (QzkSJ)

601
*audible chuckle*

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 04:51 AM (5XKZH)

602 How about this?

https://tinyurl.com/wlewsr4

I also notice that Vic spent ALL his money on the car, and therefore had no shoes.

Posted by: Miklos, astute 70s observer at March 09, 2020 04:53 AM (QzkSJ)

603
Some Chevy speed shop came up with an expensive kit to get the Camaro fast enough to beat the Demon (new cars).
They call it "The Exorcist".

Still not stock, though, so nobody cares.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 04:54 AM (5XKZH)

604 Happy Birthday Vic! You bring a lot of interesting content and commentary to this group. Pretty impressive for a young guy.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2020 04:55 AM (Ltv6g)

605 http://directorblue.blogspot.com/
2020/03/caution-graphic-uncomfortable.html

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 04:56 AM (ZCEU2)

606 602 I also notice that Vic spent ALL his money on the car, and therefore had no shoes.

Posted by: Miklos, astute 70s observer at March 09, 2020 04:53 AM (QzkSJ)

I had to take my shoes off and hose them down because we had just come back from the shooting range and they were covered with red mud.

Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:59 AM (mpXpK)

607
Skip, James Woods is a National Treasure.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 05:01 AM (5XKZH)

608 Klobutcher slipped its going to be her, there isn't a snowball's chance it won't be a woman.

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 05:03 AM (ZCEU2)

609 "Price gouging restrictions have gone into effect statewide," Becerra said at a news conference.

--

"Boss, should we raise prices on toilet paper so it's still readily available to every and not lucrative for the craigslist re-sellers to buy our product and sell it for four times what we do?"
"Can't. That's illegal."

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 09, 2020 05:06 AM (PRN3w)

610
Has Finland died of embarrassment yet?

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 05:08 AM (5XKZH)

611

Das Boat ish Fekened and thanks for the middle finger Miss Hummus.............................now I can Picture YOU.

Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 05:09 AM (5IHGB)

612

Why all the FrooFraw aboot Toity Paper? I just buy face masks to wipe my ass.

Swipe left swipe right one finger in DONE.

Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 05:13 AM (5IHGB)

613 townhall.com/did sleepy joe ask if he could sit down for the next debate
https://tinyurl.com/whoxc9x
As it states seated debates are not unheard of but under the circumstances it looks like favoritism.

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 05:13 AM (ZCEU2)

614 577 Oil prices rise the market doom sayers go wild with doom. oil prices fall market doom sayers go wild. will they make up their fucking minds?


https://tinyurl.com/sc3cyw6
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)


Different groups of doomsayers, I think. Buyers when the price goes up, and sellers when it goes down. Plus, there's an old adage in economics: "All economic news is bad."

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2020 05:15 AM (wGeit)

615 Happy Birthday Vic !

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2020 05:17 AM (arJlL)

616 Happy birthday young man!

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 09, 2020 05:19 AM (PRN3w)

617 609 "Price gouging restrictions have gone into effect statewide," Becerra said at a news conference.

--

"Boss, should we raise prices on toilet paper so it's still readily available to every and not lucrative for the craigslist re-sellers to buy our product and sell it for four times what we do?"
"Can't. That's illegal."
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 09, 2020 05:06 AM (PRN3w)


Yep. Price gouging laws never have their intended effect. Let's assume you bought a crate of N95 masks in November. If you can sell them for $30 apiece you're going to keep only the barest minimum for yourself and sell the rest. OTOH, if you bought them for $1 and you can't sell them for more than $1.10, it's not worth the trouble to list them, and in any case the profit is small enough that it makes more sense to save the whole crate on the off chance you need more for yourself than you anticipated.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2020 05:20 AM (wGeit)

618 I had to take my shoes off and hose them down because we had just come back from the shooting range and they were covered with red mud.
Posted by: Vic

Survey says....YES!!!

Posted by: Richard Miklos , waaizname, some guy from Hogan's Heroes at March 09, 2020 05:25 AM (QzkSJ)

619

Why Gas 4 KIDS....?......do the lot of the little tykes..............

Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 05:27 AM (5IHGB)

620 americanthinker.com/the establishment begins the task of building up joe biden
https://tinyurl.com/t22tu2w

They have quite the task at hand then.

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 05:31 AM (ZCEU2)

621
How obsessed is Kentucky with basketball?
Local news just showed a Sweet Sixteen bracket.
For high school.
Double A.
Girls.

I should hibernate until Indy.


Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 05:31 AM (5XKZH)

622 Long road trip to the city with a stop for materials on the way.
Supposed to be 70ish here so should be a great day.

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 05:32 AM (ZCEU2)

623 There is no price gouging in my area but there is hording going on, the freaking hotels in the area are sending forth their minions to snap up all of the freaking cleaning products and disinfectants.

Can't even buy hand soap because these knuckleheads are picking the shelves clean.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2020 05:32 AM (FVrDO)

624 There is no price gouging in my area but there is hording going on, the freaking hotels in the area are sending forth their minions to snap up all of the freaking cleaning products and disinfectants.

Can't even buy hand soap because these knuckleheads are picking the shelves clean.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

People thinking about getting a newspaper delivered again, so they have something to wipe with

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2020 05:34 AM (vd8XM)

625 Richard Dawkins.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2020 05:36 AM (gd9RK)

626
People thinking about getting a newspaper delivered again, so they have something to wipe with
----------------

Brilliant!!!

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 05:37 AM (5XKZH)

627
Richard Dawkins.

Dickhead.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 05:38 AM (5XKZH)

628 Happy Monday, y'all. Offend, disturb, confuse, or otherwise disconformulate a liberal today. It's gratifying to the psyche.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2020 05:41 AM (XhWtx)

629 620 americanthinker.com/the establishment begins the task of building up joe biden
https://tinyurl.com/t22tu2w

They have quite the task at hand then.
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 05:31 AM (ZCEU2)


I don't see how they can refuse to debate Trump, and I don't see how Biden can actually debate without exposing his mental frailty.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2020 05:46 AM (wGeit)

630
The New York Times is already full of ASSWIPES...........

Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 05:46 AM (5IHGB)

631 What the hell kind of job requires that you answer yes to all those?Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 09, 2020 02:10 AM (xkSJa)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 05:49 AM (WI7YS)

632 Sorry; Jumpy Computer. Salty dog is thinking of the job of being a school bus driver.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 05:51 AM (WI7YS)

633 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Happy B'day, Vic.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 09, 2020 05:52 AM (Dhht7)

634 I think Joe should pick Maxine Waters the slogan could be "Demented and cray cray, what could go wrong?"

Posted by: rammajamma at March 09, 2020 05:53 AM (xceTB)

635 I think Joe should pick Maxine Waters the slogan could be "Demented and cray cray, what could go wrong?"
Posted by: rammajamma

MAxine would be yelling "Imperch Slow Joe" at the rallies.

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2020 05:55 AM (vd8XM)

636 I could see Salty driving a schoolbus. With 2 hours of recorded President Trump speeches and Rush Limbaugh shows for the chirrens each day, smoking a cigar a-goin' down that road. 'Shut up, kid. Learn something.'

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2020 05:57 AM (XhWtx)

637 In seriousness, the American Thinker piece on propping Joe bees the questions, is Joe Biden not a poster child for what is the worst and most venal of our politicians? Dude is like a Yankee LBJ.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 09, 2020 05:57 AM (xceTB)

638 Begs the question.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 09, 2020 05:58 AM (xceTB)

639 Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2020 05:57 AM (XhWtx)

It's a job he is thinking of for Brother Tim-formerly Brother Cavil who is currently in the hospital but needs a steady job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 06:02 AM (WI7YS)

640
I miss Maxine's hair.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 06:06 AM (5XKZH)

641 I miss Maxine's hair.
Posted by: Gooshy

So does she.

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2020 06:07 AM (vd8XM)

642 Over at Conservative Treehouse Daily Trump admin thread they have a devastating anti Joe Biden ad- from Citizen817 Time stamp 2:13 a.m. The still picture features a picture of the outside of the WH
and is from the twitter feed I think of someone named Matt Orfalea:

https://tinyurl.com/sg8gqp7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 06:11 AM (WI7YS)

643
Could Trey Gowdy's hair be some sort of proto-scalpweasel?
Perhaps feral in nature?

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 06:15 AM (5XKZH)

644 It's a job he is thinking of for Brother Tim-formerly Brother Cavil who is currently in the hospital but needs a steady job.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I have a steady job, benefits and all, I'm looking for a better paying one...

Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 06:31 AM (PbUF8)

645 Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 06:31 AM (PbUF

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 06:33 AM (WI7YS)

646 Sorry about my misunderstanding, Brother Tim.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 06:35 AM (WI7YS)

647 Good morning! The wife was supposed to spend 3 weeks in Palm Springs for the Indian Wells tennis tournament. She texted last night that they cancelled it for the Corona virus.

Shoulda known...it's Cali.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 09, 2020 06:37 AM (saIjW)

648 James Wood is probably gonna get dumped from Twitter again but I think he's a good man and smart
and can be funny but caustic has a picture of the very botoxed smiling Clinton and his comment is: "She's always got the over smile every alcoholic gets on the third drink."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 06:40 AM (WI7YS)

649 morning everybody
going to work in the dark again
effing DST

History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 09, 2020 06:40 AM (iTXRQ)

650 Mornin' y'all.

Posted by: Big V at March 09, 2020 06:46 AM (XEC2p)

651 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2020 06:49 AM (arJlL)

652 Point/Counter Point:

Jack Kirkpatrick- "Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into.
I say, Let 'em stay on the virus infected cruise ship."

(yes, from the movie Airplane!)

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2020 06:51 AM (tWAkG)

653 So according to a post on Instapundit masturbation and drinking hard liquor boosts immunity to the Corona 19 virus.

Posted by: Big V at March 09, 2020 06:52 AM (XEC2p)

654 Coronovirus cases seem to be on the downswing in China. Looks like we are at about 44,000 currently active cases worldwide, according to Hopkins, most in China, South Korea, Iran and Italy. Of those active case not in China or South Korea, the most active areas appear to be Iran and Italy (plus Germany/France). In the U.S. we have 564 confirmed cases, of whom 8 people are recovered, 22 have died (mostly in the Seattle nursing home) and 534 are still sick.

And yet my crazed lefty sister spent the weekend texting her utter panic to me about this disease, because we are all going to die (probably on Super Thursday) and Fox News is lying all about it to our parents.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2020 06:52 AM (NVYyb)

655 Today is going to be a very bad day in the markets and panic and hysteria this week could easily push us into a recession. This is insanity and being driven mostly by TDS. The hate on the left for Trump and his supporters is a thing of terror.

Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2020 06:54 AM (MxEKc)

656 Stocks on sale! Get 'em while they're hot! So long as oil and interest rates don't push us into a deflationary spiral this could be a great time to scarf up some deals on stocks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2020 06:59 AM (NVYyb)

657 I am now getting spam calls at 6 in the morning.

Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 06:59 AM (mpXpK)

658 That ain't working: Money for nothing and your chicks for free!

Posted by: Markets In Dire Straits at March 09, 2020 07:00 AM (NVYyb)

659 Donald Trump must be re-elected!

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at March 09, 2020 07:01 AM (NVYyb)

660
So according to a post on Instapundit masturbation and drinking hard liquor boosts immunity to the Corona 19 virus.

Posted by: Big V at March 09, 2020 06:52 AM (XEC2p)


Just another day on the campaign trail.

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at March 09, 2020 07:04 AM (NVYyb)

661 Brother Tim

I misunderstood too. That job will not excite you if you have a current job.

But one of my friends ran for County Commissioner. He won, and is doing alright now. It pays well. And all you need is more friends than the other guy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:06 AM (u82oZ)

662 Oil dropping to a fifteen year low this morning, down 19% over the weekend. Putin is going to be hurting for cash if this oil turmoil goes on much longer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2020 07:07 AM (NVYyb)

663
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 09, 2020 07:08 AM (hx3Q8)

664 Social hysteria is a truly detestable human quality.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 09, 2020 07:08 AM (nBV40)

665 The problem the markets are having is simple. It was a very bad idea to move all the worlds manufacturing to a dictatorship using slave labor.

The markets are realizing that this is not a short term problem.

When the virus burns out a major restructuring is going to happen.

It will be interesting to see which stocks come back the fastest.

Posted by: Big V at March 09, 2020 07:08 AM (XEC2p)

666 I am now getting spam calls at 6 in the morning.
Posted by: Vic

Get on the Federal Do Not Call List. and report them.

They're pretty good.

Something changed after Jan 1st.

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2020 07:10 AM (arJlL)

667 Good morning FenelonSpoke. I trust you, FenelonSpouse, and FenelonSon. are doing well.

Brother Tim needs a different job, not the one I posted on.

I wish my business was doing a little better. I'd hire him. Gotta build the lab building first.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

668 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

669 Ugh. The markets, virus, and now oil. I need job now and these are not helping! As breadwinner for family let me say I am ... stressed.

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 09, 2020 07:11 AM (u7pQw)

670 It will be interesting to see which stocks come back the fastest.
Posted by: Big V

Charmin !

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2020 07:11 AM (arJlL)

671 Bad looking full moon this morning.

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2020 07:12 AM (tWAkG)

672 Bad looking full moon this morning.
Posted by: Case

Did Fen tell you to say that ?

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2020 07:13 AM (arJlL)

673 Bad looking full moon this morning
Is it on the right?

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 09, 2020 07:14 AM (u7pQw)

674 Thank you Lord for another day.

That is all.

Posted by: jsg at March 09, 2020 07:14 AM (WOiz0)

675 No, Fen said, "beware the ides of March".

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2020 07:14 AM (tWAkG)

676


Wankers whiskey is the cure ...bring Mrs Covid on then.

Tip O' The Mornin JJ'S THREAD WILL BE WELL AFTER 8:30 TODAY. He forgot to move the sand in his timepiece forward.

Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 07:14 AM (5IHGB)

677 Bad looking full moon this morning
Is it on the right?
Posted by: Hans O'Lo

Hovering over the bathroom.

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2020 07:18 AM (arJlL)

678 It's your reflection in the Mirror you big ass................

Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 07:21 AM (5IHGB)

679 We will be out of our 3 day drought tomorrow. Then 5 straight days of rain. depressing.

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2020 07:22 AM (tWAkG)

680 Lost an hour to start the week.

Coronavirus hysteria.

Full moon.

Ends on Friday the 13th.

Maybe I should go back to bed.

Posted by: jsg at March 09, 2020 07:23 AM (WOiz0)

681 Putin is going to be hurting for cash if this oil turmoil goes on much longer.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

How will he be able to afford Facebook ads to schwing the election to his minion Trump!?

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2020 07:23 AM (vd8XM)

682 jsg

Do you CV-19 preps now. You'll feel better. Don't know if you should drive afterwards.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:24 AM (u82oZ)

683

Italy locks down 16 Million Italians.................wind farms hardest hit.



think aboot tit.

Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 07:25 AM (5IHGB)

684 think aboot tit.
Posted by: saf

Just about one?

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2020 07:27 AM (vd8XM)

685 Turkey could have invested in a sound economy and healthy citizens, but chose Islamic expansion and corruption instead.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

686 CNN putting on the full press panic the people this morning.

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2020 07:28 AM (tWAkG)

687 ..One takes all my brain power.

Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 07:29 AM (5IHGB)

688 581 Trump refuses to extend FISA without much needed reforms. Good.


https://tinyurl.com/vgytqk3
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)


Trump continues to learn and succeed as a DC politician.

Remember before when the Demos and #Nevers stuffed terrible budgets down his throat, as a requirement to fund the military that he wanted.

Now, he isn't letting the sleazy opposition trap him and able to stand fast on an important issue.

I can't wait for PDT's second term. Especially if the Repubs can beat the vote harvesters and retake the House.

The man learns quick.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 09, 2020 07:30 AM (sy5kK)

689 A Tit and a Full Moon...

Needs some work. Miyaa

A Full Tit on the Moon?

Back to bed. Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2020 07:31 AM (0Ef//)

690 Nite Anna; sleep well.

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2020 07:32 AM (arJlL)

691 668 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:11 AM (u82oZ)


For regular AoS morning readers, this daily post from NaCly Dog is like saying the Pledge of Allegiance. Kind of a reminder what is important and why we are here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 09, 2020 07:32 AM (sy5kK)

692 Corona panic silver lining: TSA search and grope personnel living in fear for their lives.

Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2020 07:32 AM (MxEKc)

693 G'morning, all.


In slightly different circumstances, this would have been reported as a mass shooting.


https://cbsloc.al/38CvPGi

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2020 07:33 AM (O4024)

694 Nood.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 09, 2020 07:35 AM (muI26)

695 nood!

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2020 07:36 AM (tWAkG)

696 >>>In slightly different circumstances, this would have been reported as a mass shooting.

===============

If it had occurred near a Planned Parenthood facility, yes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2020 07:37 AM (NVYyb)

697 LeftCoast Dawg

You are too kind. I stand in the shadows of irongrampa.

Let's start the week off: USA! USA! USA!

Have a great day, everyone.

Chores start after I welcome VIA.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

698 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:43 AM (u82oZ)

699 G'morning, Salty.


Sorry I'm late.


And.....be safe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2020 07:48 AM (O4024)

700 498 Fenelon the idea of a gofundme for a fellow moron in need is very worthwhile. I do hope that it can be set up by one of us savvy with social media and the way to access it and contribute explained. A little bit from many can go a long way.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 09, 2020 01:24 AM (GmVcS)

Calm Mentor had a GoFundMe for a while.

Putting the link in the nic is an idea that could work, possibly.

A few bucks from a lot of folks goes a long way.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 09, 2020 07:56 AM (sy5kK)

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