aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Jill Biden Rushes to Protect Her Decrepit, Weakling Husband From Menacing Female PeTA Protester
Jill Biden trending on Twitter for her moves to defend her husband from protesters https://t.co/3vdLpKWoFJ pic.twitter.com/b2k6kL85Mp
— Bloomberg Politics (@bpolitics) March 4, 2020
The obvious question is where was Joe Biden’s security detail? What kind of security operation does his campaign have set up for the elderly former vice-president? This isn’t the first time that Jill Biden has had to act as Joe's bodyguard -- it happened in New Hampshire in February when a man rushed up as Biden spoke from a podium at a campaign event. Jill Biden stopped him by shoving him away before others stepped in to help.Semi-related:
My favorite part about last night was Tom Nichols and Rick Wilson taking credit for Biden winning. Talk about rubes.
— eric (@eriContrarian) March 4, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2020 01:05 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2020 01:05 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2020 01:05 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2020 01:06 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 04, 2020 01:06 PM (QU9hs)
Posted by: Chris M at March 04, 2020 01:06 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2020 01:06 PM (kxgFI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:06 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 04, 2020 01:06 PM (QU9hs)
Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 01:06 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2020 01:06 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
If Joe wins, she will be
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Joe at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (PbH71)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Someguy at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (7DB+p)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (ZLI7S)
@HeshmatAlavi
#Iran's IRGC members dying of #coronavirus
(L to R)
-Mohammad Haj Abolghasemi, an official of the regime's IRGC Basij branch in Tehran
-Ramezan Pourghassem, head of the IRGC Ground Force counter-intelligence branch
-Col. Rez Khazeni-rad of the IRGC Training Dept. in Qom
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (IzxvC)
Posted by: Tami at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (datdl)
Butt pirate.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
The same thing happened to Burny just last week, although I think this time at least they didn't take his mic away and make him sit down.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 01:08 PM (lbYzk)
To make Biden look like a weakling?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2020 01:08 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (datdl)
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Of the butt variety.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 04, 2020 01:08 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2020 01:08 PM (YzPmt)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (JRaU+)
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For the beginning of Jill's 2024 campaign run?
I mean, they gotta keep the game going in order to prevent any investigation into their family, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:08 PM (zZbCU)
For the first time in my life the Republican Party is not the embarrassing
political party of the USA.
These people are low-life scum! All of them!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 04, 2020 01:08 PM (QU9hs)
The fact that Biden's campaign needed to return from the dead in the first place.
And that Biden's resurgence was a manufactured gay op done by the DNC and not a groundswell of grassroots support.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 04, 2020 01:08 PM (datdl)
Posted by: davidt at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Old Dude at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Caliban at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rd at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (+HiBe)
Posted by: henry at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (P1AAi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Blasphemer at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (P1AAi)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (6XlcD)
Yeah I dunno, Bernie especially looks so weak and pathetic, running away when someone comes on stage to yell insane crap. "Get back, its a negro!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (IzxvC)
Posted by: Someguy at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (7DB+p)
C*cks.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (LISuA)
Sniff little girls song
Sweet job for Hunter song
Can't remember the rest song
Something, something...I think the nurse stole my watch
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (datdl)
Posted by: MILF Hunter Biden at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (j9Q+H)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (IzxvC)
Both with a buck and a quarter.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Once I was in the Congo with Muhammad Ali. He's a wrestler from long ago, in case there are any young folk here confused.
So we were driving to his Nobel award ceremony in Schenectady - great lady, wonderful woman.
Is Cher her tonight? Is she? Stand up Cher! Let's get a look at your cheeseburgers.
Posted by: Pro Hac Vice Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (S+F2a)
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I so hope they are enjoying this monster that they've helped to create.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: IanDeal at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (X/Pw5)
Too bad Jill didn't fall down and roll around so we could get a peek
at her underwear -- I have a suspicion she wears kinky undies.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (QU9hs)
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (RYhiL)
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (IzxvC)
Posted by: Ha at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (AXS9h)
Well, if they cleared the room of all of the nutjobs, who would be left?
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (BFizn)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (I2dne)
I almost banged my wife myself last night. - Rick Wilson
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But I didn't want to wait in line.
Posted by: Rick Wilson, The at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Rick Wilson Stars in at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (j9Q+H)
Posted by: Tom Nichols at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (JRaU+)
It is good for
the country that Biden had a good night tonight. A Bernie nomination
would have rallied half the country around overt anti-Americanism and
Marxism, and put a radical communist within spitting distance of the
White House.
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/
1235076951032750081
Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (JoUsr)
I thought Joe had secret service protection? Did he drop that when he started this farcical run?
Obviously, this was either a complete failure of security or a planned photo op to gain sympathy.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (S6+cO)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (vPKfA)
*******
Biden's Big Night Won't Be Enough To Solve Democrats' Sanders Problem
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (BqBId)
I was a little curious. I'm a guy.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2020 01:09 PM (P1AAi)
But the cat smelled the fish oil and got between us.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Look at Jill's face in that image.
She's getting tired of the lunatic left as well, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
_________
Chickens something something home to something something. As predictable and satisfying as the climate changing from day to day.
Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (iABp1)
Posted by: Bad, Mad, Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (QU9hs)
Well it backfired bigly
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: x at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (nFwvY)
at her underwear -- I have a suspicion she wears kinky undies.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (QU9hs)
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Just the ones I bought her!
Posted by: Brit Hume at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Rick Wilson at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (datdl)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (PD1/H)
Posted by: Grimaldi at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (S48ez)
I am really looking forawrd to her being a Widow.
Posted by: MILF Hunter Biden at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (j9Q+H)
Dude, your family is fucked up.
Posted by: House Lannister at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (Izzlo)
Therefore fair game, under Biden rules.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (lbYzk)
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Fair game if she is my real mom. My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Hunter Biden son of Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (pw+jk)
Jill Biden Rushes to Protect Her Decrepit, Weakling Husband From Menacing Female PeTA Protester
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I don't know what you saw. I saw Joe fluttering his hands. If Jill hadn't intervened, Joe would have hand-fluttered that maggot right into the ground.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (f50Ot)
Posted by: ok at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (jPpwt)
@HeshmatAlavi
#Iran's IRGC members dying of #coronavirus
(L to R)
-Mohammad Haj Abolghasemi, an official of the regime's IRGC Basij branch in Tehran
-Ramezan Pourghassem, head of the IRGC Ground Force counter-intelligence branch
-Col. Rez Khazeni-rad of the IRGC Training Dept. in Qom
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (BqBId)
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God works in mysterious ways.
Imagine if this takes out the dictators in Iran, China, and North Korea? Add in the Commie Pope too?
Posted by: rd at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (JoUsr)
They'll have him on a cocktail of drugs that would make Keith Richards blush.
Posted by: MJ at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (gAMkn)
Expert in carbs song
Can't see my dick song
Posted by: Tom Nichols at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (datdl)
This is MY fight song, pal.....
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: not so at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (CqE5x)
*pandering for the black vote*
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 04, 2020 01:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 04, 2020 01:14 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2020 01:14 PM (JFO2v)
I can't decide if Ben or his boomer rube audience is more annoying.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 04, 2020 01:14 PM (datdl)
Here's a pic of Trump being tackled by security while a guy rushes at him with a gun. Compare and contrast:
https://tinyurl.com/rznbvlr
The one with lasers shooting out of his eyes is even better.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:14 PM (IzxvC)
Posted by: Rick Wilson's Sister at March 04, 2020 01:14 PM (BFizn)
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2020 01:14 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: zombie at March 04, 2020 01:14 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Zod at March 04, 2020 01:14 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:14 PM (IzxvC)
I said last night that they need to hire Keith Richards to stand up there with a Telecaster and use it to bash the shit out of anyone that tries to rush the stage.
Old ways are best ways.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 01:14 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (88xKn)
That's not him in the left of that picture?
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Biden's walkout music at March 04, 2020 01:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: not so at March 04, 2020 01:14 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mrs Mendelbaum at March 04, 2020 01:15 PM (l3+k2)
Bloomberg's check cleared?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 04, 2020 01:15 PM (BeYX8)
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/
1235076951032750081
Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (TQ/zJ)
+++++++++++
That is ... bonkers. Shapiro isn't stupid enough to make that argument. If Bernie wins, it means the thing he is worried about *already exists.* The fact that he is in the front-runner fight AT ALL indicates that the thing he is worried about already exists. The rally he fears is happening *now.*
That the Party/Media complex has pulled out all of the stops to do everything in its power to drag Joe's mush-brained carcass over the line doesn't change the undercurrent they're fighting.
What a stupid tweet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 01:15 PM (I2dne)
Fill the Reflecting Pool with Jello and let's have this out.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 01:15 PM (j9Q+H)
he'd be a human gloryhole
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 01:15 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Jow Biden's Bleeding Eye at March 04, 2020 01:15 PM (RYhiL)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 04, 2020 01:15 PM (n+0Aw)
Yep. This was nothing but a setup to get exactly that picture. I bet if someone did a little digging that peta protestor was a Biden or DNC staffer.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2020 01:15 PM (dNzKv)
(Watches slow-pitch, smirks...)
A Slow-job.
(...swings.)
Posted by: Zod at March 04, 2020 01:15 PM (ZS9TG)
Well, the surgeon general isn't really a general, either, so why not?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (KZzsI)
Bernie's going to lose because he's a coward. Trump got the nomination because he ran against the GOP establishment. Bernie should have been railing against DNC corruption and their avatar Biden. He should've been vowing not to have the nomination stolen again. His people would've eaten it up. Instead he goes after billionaires and corporations and Trump and rolls over again. Didn't even mention Biden last night.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (+HiBe)
@HeshmatAlavi
#Iran's IRGC members dying of #coronavirus
(L to R)
-Mohammad Haj Abolghasemi, an official of the regime's IRGC Basij branch in Tehran
-Ramezan Pourghassem, head of the IRGC Ground Force counter-intelligence branch
-Col. Rez Khazeni-rad of the IRGC Training Dept. in Qom
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (BqBId)
But NOT Soleimani
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (CqE5x)
It is good for
the country that Biden had a good night tonight. A Bernie nomination
would have rallied half the country around overt anti-Americanism and
Marxism, and put a radical communist within spitting distance of the
White House.
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/
1235076951032750081
Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM (TQ/zJ)
Biden represents going back to the status quo so of course he is happy.
Posted by: ok at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (jPpwt)
Posted by: cool breeze at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (UGKMd)
Best to use an LP - I give you
THE SUPERSUCKERS : GOLD TOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo5-D9WFz-o
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (j9Q+H)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM
Why do you think I'm considering Stacy Abrams for VP? Race, gender, battleground state bump, clean and articulate? Hell no! That girl is a walking barrier to keep me safe from all the hooligans out there! Plus, her hair smells wonderfully exotic.
Posted by: Joe "Sniffy" Biden at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (S48ez)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: not so at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (JoUsr)
Joe walking into the girls' changing room in the little kids' department at Target-- with Dr. Jill claiming that he identifies with girls.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Zod at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (f50Ot)
Another contrarian view: Jill Biden may have seen the lunatic approaching first, and Biden's hand flutter was the instantaneous reaction born of surprise. To some extent, while it's fun to dunk on him for this photo, it's kind of like doing so for an unfortunate microexpression caught by the camera.
Now I'm no fan of Biden, but just trying to be fair about this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (ptqGC)
Bloomberg's check cleared?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 04, 2020 01:15 PM (BeYX
An addition to the dacha--for the proletariat!*
*No actual proletarians are invited.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (RD7QR)
Fill the Reflecting Pool with Jello and let's have this out.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 01:15 PM (j9Q+H)
My money's on Melania.
Don't mess with pissed off Eastern European women
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (CqE5x)
Joe Biden: I don't know why my brother Joe the other Biden stopped that gal. She is with some group called Pet a and I assume they are a pro petting organization and I would have gladly pet her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
You can tell Trump gets his rocks off regularly, hard and deep, with a sexy wife.
Biden is probably into diaper play while Jill dresses as Nurse Rached. Hasn't had a hard-on in 20 years.
Brutal, but true. People can tell such things. They vote on gut instinct.
Posted by: zombie at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (N9G0H)
Bernie especially looks so weak and pathetic, running away when someone
comes on stage to yell insane crap. "Get back, its a negro!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 01:10 PM (KZzsI)
Bernie's going to lose because he's a coward. Trump got the
nomination because he ran against the GOP establishment. Bernie should
have been railing against DNC corruption and their avatar Biden. He
should've been vowing not to have the nomination stolen again. His
people would've eaten it up. Instead he goes after billionaires and
corporations and Trump and rolls over again. Didn't even mention Biden
last night.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (+HiBe
Bernie's physical appearance is that of a question mark.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (RYhiL)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (xCDE6)
++++++++
Don't. When has the Left *ever* been fair about you?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 01:18 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 04, 2020 01:18 PM (QwH7/)
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at March 04, 2020 01:18 PM (JFO2v)
https://tinyurl.com/ydychgo4
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 01:18 PM (Ejm1K)
and if not, what will be the excuse?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2020 01:18 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: cool breeze at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (UGKMd)
And to provide downfield blocking.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:18 PM (xCDE6)
he'd be a human gloryhole
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 01:15 PM (rpxSz)
I knew that pic reminded me of something I ,er, read on the intertubes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2020 01:18 PM (3OCHC)
https://tinyurl.com/rzvweoc
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2020 01:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Makes a fine bollard to keep Hillary away. Because I'm scared of Hillary. I'm senile, not crazy.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:18 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Tami at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (cF8AT)
DOCTOR Jill looks like she'll cut a bitch. She really, really, really, really wants the White House.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (ptqGC)
her ukraine $$ dried up......that spigot needs to get turned back on
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Old Dude at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (LGXGf)
Jill looks like the type to suck and fuck every young man she encounters.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 04, 2020 01:12 PM (QU9hs)
Don't knock it til you've tried it.
Posted by: Shep at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (IzxvC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (ptqGC)
I think she wants to be the next Edith Wilson, after Slow Joe's inevitable brain-melt.
Posted by: Ghost of Thomas Meagher (trying out a new nic) at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (KNsKs)
Chicken on a Chain is retired.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (6XlcD)
For folks worried about regaining the House with Biden as the candidate, one, impeachment, for the Republicans it is equivalent to a bloody flag, for independents, a waste of time, and for Democrats, something to hide due to Biden's and Hunter's excellent vacation in Ukraine. Not something they can campaign with Biden about.
The other thing is candidate quality and Republicans are fielding a lot of candidates while the Dems are retrenching in the House to hold what they have. The California debacle regarding the reclassification of contractors is going to leave a mark as well. The Republican in Katie Hill's old district did quite well there.
The last thing, Biden can't physically do what Trump did in 2016 and now up to so far. Risk from Corona exposure is one thing, but Biden's performance is being boosted by drugs which deplete your energy for an event, he will have to take chunks of time off the campaign trail to rest and surrogates just don't bring out much energy to a campaign as people want to see the "candidate".
His campaign will be canned by necessity to protect him from gaffes and his embrace of Obama's record is not necessarily that helpful as from exit polling shows decreasing Obama worship. Embracing Obama means embracing his record and policies in comparison with Trump. That is not a winning argument.
I am not sure that the Dems might not do better with Bernie as McGovern did lousy but people voted Dem for Congress to check Nixon. In 84, the tired old campaign of Mondale based on bringing Carter policies back to the White House resulted in Rep. holding the Senate and gaining quite a few seats in the House.
It is too early to tell and Coronavirus and its effects remain to be seen.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (2go+e)
no purple toga for you, princeling. learn to code!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (+1jdV)
Brutal, but true. People can tell such things. They vote on gut instinct.
um, wtf?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (0O7c5)
and if not, what will be the excuse?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2020 01:18 PM (d7Ww2)
+++++++++++
Networks aren't interested. No ratings political potential. No public interest. What does it all matter anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (I2dne)
I don't know what you saw. I saw Joe fluttering his hands. If Jill
hadn't intervened, Joe would have hand-fluttered that maggot right into
the ground.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (f50Ot)
Another contrarian view: Jill Biden may have seen the lunatic
approaching first, and Biden's hand flutter was the instantaneous
reaction born of surprise. To some extent, while it's fun to dunk on him
for this photo, it's kind of like doing so for an unfortunate
microexpression caught by the camera.
Now I'm no fan of Biden, but just trying to be fair about this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (xCDE6)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no we don't. FU War is the cry!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (RYhiL)
I expect Trump will too.
It's nice to be rich enough to afford your own security.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstien of Brattleboro Vermont at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (yJjbi)
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ok at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (jPpwt)
I predicted here over a year ago that the Democrats were eventually going to settle on a "Return to Normalcy" campaign pitch--Because the Trump- era has been so full of drama.
But it's going to be hard to push "Normalcy" when Biden is the face f the campaign.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (CqE5x)
The obvious question has an obvious answer: This was a photo op.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (JRaU+)
=========
For the beginning of Jill's 2024 campaign run?
I mean, they gotta keep the game going in order to prevent any investigation into their family, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:08 PM (zZbCU)
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Why wait for 2024? Sub Jill for Senile Slow Joe when he gets the nomination.
It worked for them in New Jersey didn't it?
Posted by: rd at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (+0uDE)
Rick Wilson has been swashbuckling his way into the hearts and minds of NeverTrumpers everywhere!
Posted by: Fritz at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2020 01:06 PM (d7Ww2)
Soon. But not until he finishes assembling the Ultimate Whitman's Paste Sampler.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (3OCHC)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (ufFY8)
Also, PETA? Shocked she had a top on.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (AD3JT)
Joe's Secret Service protection has been downgraded to Poorly Publicized Service protection.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (f50Ot)
And they were topless. You can't buy that kind of commitment.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (gmo/4)
Slow Joe is being ran by Dark Forces.
*cackles deep in Chapaqua woods*
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: I Have Questions at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (BvNzB)
That's Dr. Jill Biden, Ninja Assassin, to you!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (gmo/4)
https://tinyurl.com/rzvweoc
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2020 01:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Yeah....they let those people in, unscathed and allowed them to attack the stage.
But go ahead, give Biden healthcare, national security and a 6 trillion dollar budget.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
I would almost bet that Hunter has tapped that at some point.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (lbYzk)
Those goofy Japs love them some cowpunk.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (j9Q+H)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 04, 2020 01:16 PM (+HiBe)
You didn't think I was gonna fuck up another seven figure book deal. Daddy needs another vacation home!
Posted by: Bernie at March 04, 2020 01:22 PM (IzxvC)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:22 PM (ViUof)
Brutal, but true. People can tell such things. They vote on gut instinct.
um, wtf?
Posted by: nurse ratched
Not you, personally, but the character from One Flew Over the Cockoo's Nest! The "dominatrix nurse" type. No offense intended!
Posted by: zombie at March 04, 2020 01:22 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: DJ3WAY at March 04, 2020 01:22 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstien of Brattleboro Vermont at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (yJjbi)
THAT'S better......
Finally, back to the nonsensical garbage and spelling errors.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)
They are rejects on every side.
It wasn't the overlords ordering Pete and Amy to fall in line.
It was Rick Wilson. LOL.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 04, 2020 01:22 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
BLOODSHOT
Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 01:22 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
Jills Husband
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (JFO2v)
Schumer: "I want to tell you Justice Kavanaugh and Justice Gorsuch: You have unleashed a whirlwind, and you will pay the price."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)
How come a Keebler elf keeps showing up in pictures in the threads?
Does ace have an actual paying sponsor? C'mon, out with it!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (JRaU+)
Crazy FEMEN are crazy. They know boobs shock and distract, but they are the most radical of feminists.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Orson at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (JJU5K)
going to leave a mark as well. The Republican in Katie Hill's old
district did quite well there.
___________
My wife and I are retired contract software developers who escaped California -- and our liberal friends back there in that industry are freaking out about that. We tried to tell them on our way out ... Not tired of the schadenfreude.
Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (2go+e)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:22 PM (ViUof)
Old Man Elmer Fudd
Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (Y274z)
Chuckie... I don't think so
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Fritz at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (+1jdV)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2020 01:11 PM
I listened to some of that smarmy little cucks live broadcast covering Super Tuesday....what a slimy little weasel. I love Andrew Klavan, and you can see him trying to talk sense into Ben and drag him back to reality, but it's a lost cause.
Ben has weird logic, too. Wants Bernie to win to have the socialism/capitalism show down, because he thinks Trump wins easily. Then says Biden is the one Trump should fear, because national polls show he beats Trump? Hell, I think most national polls I've seen showed Bernie beating Trump by more than Biden, so why doesn't that count?
Posted by: Anon Moron at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (S48ez)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (dNzKv)
And they were topless. You can't buy that kind of commitment.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (ZLI7S)
It does crack me up, tho. It's always the hideous looking one that has the better tits.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2020 01:19 PM (d7Ww2)
You think that is disturbing, you oughta see the morphed pic of Shrillary's face onto Nurse Ratched.
Oh yeah -- Someone went THERE.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (3OCHC)
Posted by: DJ3WAY at March 04, 2020 01:22 PM (bhPL1)
I don't know how much she likes him if she's allowing her demented husband to run so that his cognitive decline plays out in front of the entire world.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (9hauA)
The female Secret Service agents used to call me "Shrivel Dick", for some reason.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (xCDE6)
Well, YOU'RE no fun.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (vhXcf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (dNzKv)
They don't like my script blocker, so they can eat a bag.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
This guy Shapiro doesn't seem to be as smart as I was led to believe.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (H8QX8)
Schumer: "I want to tell you Justice Kavanaugh and Justice Gorsuch: You have unleashed a whirlwind, and you will pay the price."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)
We have to kill 40% of all black children to afford the illegal children.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (JFO2v)
196 I wonder what Joe's Secret Service name is? Imma goin' with "Bloody Eye."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
"Sharts Like Thunder" or "Dopey".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (pNxlR)
no purple toga for you, princeling. learn to code!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Yes, poor him - ending up in some corner office in one of many intelligence agencies or DC law firms being paid 6 figs for doing nothing.
I'm sure he's weeping all the way to his accountants.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2020 01:25 PM (S+F2a)
What was this about?
Also, weren't they all up in arms about Trump attempting to influence / insult Judges?
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 01:25 PM (j9Q+H)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:17 PM (xCDE6)
No! He's an effeminate weakling who makes funny faces and is scared of teenage animal protesters and hides behind 120 pound women!
Never be fair! They want you dead. No quarter. For any reason. Ever. They will take it as weakness and eat you alive.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:25 PM (IzxvC)
Schumer: "I want to tell you Justice Kavanaugh and Justice Gorsuch: You have unleashed a whirlwind, and you will pay the price."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++++
What would happen if Trump publicly threatened Kagan and Sotomayor at one of his rallies?
And what will happen to Chuck?
That difference, right there, is why I hate the Party/Media Complex.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 01:25 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: klaftern at March 04, 2020 01:25 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2020 01:25 PM (kOpft)
We're sure Schumer didn't direct that comment to Eric Swallowell?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (xCDE6)
The female Secret Service agents used to call me "Shrivel Dick", for some reason.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (lbYzk)
The pool was cold.
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (Uu+Jp)
..........
Is there someplace where I can sign up for this?
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (v0R5T)
If Joe wins, she will be
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (6XlcD)
She's reading Edith Wilson's memoirs now.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (BHaRb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: I Have Questions at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (BvNzB)
not the suppository sis, another one
She requires people to call her Dr. Judith, even family
haven't seen this cunt in 15 yrs
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (rpxSz)
And they were the best guys that Hillary recommended!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
===
Paste Eater
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (pw+jk)
Both Republicans did quite well. Each of them got nearly as many votes as the Dem winner.
November is going to be a Dem bloodbath in that district.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (lbYzk)
I guess Rick Wilson's mother was right--his mouth is frozen in cock-sucking mode.....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: tubal
Kilroy
Posted by: x at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:25 PM (IzxvC)
Well, OK, there's that. That would be my public take. But here among friends ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: Lazytown at March 04, 2020 01:27 PM (W83fP)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 04, 2020 01:27 PM (NP9JZ)
@paulsperry_ 21m
BREAKING: In place of actual evidence, Comey's Crossfire Hurricane team inserted blank pieces of paper into an FBI file used to document support for FISA applications filed against Trump adviser Carter Page. The pieces of paper were used as "placeholders" for actual documents.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2020 01:27 PM (S+F2a)
Breaking News: The release of the new James Bond movie has been delayed until November because of.... the Coronavirus. Yeah that sounds like a legit reason.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 04, 2020 01:27 PM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
OMG Jane I just scared my coworkers with that laugh.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:27 PM (IzxvC)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 01:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Old Dude at March 04, 2020 01:27 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Anon Moron at March 04, 2020 01:24 PM (S48ez)
I love Andrew Klavan, too.
Polls were trash last time. They've been trashy this time around.
Dems are going to seriously have to up their cheating game to drag Biden to the finish line. His mind is at least 50% gone and it will only get worse, and Trump will pull no punches.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 04, 2020 01:27 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:28 PM (ViUof)
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Isn't this a THREAT?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 01:28 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2020 01:28 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 01:26 PM (rpxSz)
Nothing - but nothing - bespeaks intellectual insecurity like insisting on the use of honorifics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:28 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 01:28 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 01:28 PM (CqE5x)
++++++++++
Yes. Very clearly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 01:28 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:28 PM (pw+jk)
https://youtu.be/i8ju_10NkGY
Posted by: Lazytown at March 04, 2020 01:27 PM (W83fP)
Nah, more like this:
https://youtu.be/Nr_bizbxTiU
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Fritz at March 04, 2020 01:29 PM (2Mnv1)
That is where Biden's campaign got the idea. Bernie ran away, Jill fought bravely, and it was EPIC!!!!!1!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2020 01:29 PM (dNzKv)
Think it's also that Democrats have been courting these radical groups, so they don't want to be seen fighting back and/or preventing them from speaking.
This was happening in 2016 with #BLM going on stage and taking the mic from candidates, and it only ended after a video of Hillary talking back to one of them at an event came out, prompting the DNC to meet with #BLM leaders and pay them off.
This will keep happening as long as the Democrats court radicals; they have no stomach for a Sister Souljah moment.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2020 01:29 PM (bDqIh)
None of this is funny
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2020 01:25 PM (kOpft)
I am not sure whether to slow clap this comment or steal the joke. Well played
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 04, 2020 01:29 PM (RYhiL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 01:29 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
TRANS-AM
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2020 01:30 PM (S+F2a)
Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2020 01:30 PM (SAV4V)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2020 01:30 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 01:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
Not Justice Bork and Justice Clarence Thomas might beg to differ.
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 01:30 PM (YxML+)
Ukraine, Syria, Afghanistan, the border, OPEC, China- there are a lot of spigots being turned off.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2020 01:30 PM (n/eZB)
None of this is funny
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2020 01:25 PM (kOpft)
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Michelle what is the sound of one hand clapping?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at March 04, 2020 01:30 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2020 01:30 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 04, 2020 01:30 PM (ufFY8)
Simple Joe aka Full Retard.
Posted by: Blasphemer at March 04, 2020 01:31 PM (dmYb7)
Schumer: "I want to tell you Justice Kavanaugh and Justice Gorsuch: You have unleashed a whirlwind, and you will pay the price."
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Isn't this a THREAT?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2020 01:28 PM (CqE5x)
Schumer threatens Supremes...Stock rise!
Posted by: MS DNC at March 04, 2020 01:31 PM (RYhiL)
What has Biden said that is moderate?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2020 01:20 PM (dNzKv)
___________
"Mike Pence was a decent guy ... before he suddenly became indecent."
And instead of "Republicans are gonna put you all back in chains," he could have said "Republicans are gonna put you all back in 7-Elevens."
Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2020 01:31 PM (F12Cs)
Is Mittens involved with them?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 01:31 PM (ptqGC)
Back when people actually gave a shit about etiquette, the rule was that PhDs were called "doctor" only in an academic setting or some setting otherwise making use of their professional expertise (teaching, presenting a paper at a conference, testifying as an expert witness in court, and so on), NOT socially. Only medical doctors were supposed to be called "doctor" in a social setting.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:31 PM (lbYzk)
Nothing - but nothing - bespeaks intellectual insecurity like insisting on the use of honorifics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
======
Fun fact: Lynne Cheney also had a Ph.D. and she never insisted on being called "Doctor."
Not only that, but it was a real Ph.D. in English Lit, while Dr. Jill's is pretty much an annotated diary of her experiences at no-name institution where she got it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2020 01:31 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:31 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
TRANS-AM
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2020 01:30 PM (S+F2a)
Maverick. But said sarcastically.
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 01:31 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:31 PM (ViUof)
Walter? Plugs? Captain Bloody Eye?
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2020 01:30 PM (gmo/4)
Zzzzzzzz
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 04, 2020 01:31 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 04, 2020 01:31 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 01:31 PM (lbYzk)
We already know you're a good guy.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:32 PM (IzxvC)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2020 01:32 PM (S+F2a)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2020 01:32 PM (gmo/4)
Walter? Plugs? Captain Bloody Eye?
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2020 01:30 PM (gmo/4)
Sleepy Dwarf?
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: long bong at March 04, 2020 01:32 PM (B+t5k)
NOT IN THE FACE!!!
Posted by: Jow Biden's Bleeding Eye at March 04, 2020 01:15 PM (RYhiL)
Said half the women on PornHub
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 04, 2020 01:32 PM (N39Ws)
If Rick's mouth just had some duct tape lining and some arrows pointing at his piehole
he'd be a human gloryhole
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 01:15 PM (rpxSz)
They DO walk among us!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 01:32 PM (pNxlR)
Hey, Look At Me!
Look at me, Fake News, I'ma gonna say nice things about a Democrat.
Put me on TV, please!
I'll say bad things about Orange Man, too.
Posted by: Fake Media Republican at March 04, 2020 01:33 PM (QU9hs)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:33 PM (ViUof)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 01:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:33 PM (ViUof)
===
Sort of was appointed not elected, GOPe.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at March 04, 2020 01:34 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 04, 2020 01:34 PM (6/uwW)
It's like they just throw shit out there proclaiming it to be the trust because trust bro. And that is the "conservatives" I've been keeping an eye on. I know what the other side thinks and says, but fuck me it's been an eye opening for experience for the worst.
Posted by: ok at March 04, 2020 01:34 PM (jPpwt)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 04, 2020 01:35 PM (dH/BH)
I was thinking, this kind of ties in with what Dana Perino keeps saying about where's his advance team?
That's an area in which Jasper's Mom is an expert and she's right...bad audio, bad video, bad backdrops, bad camera angles...she keeps pointing out it's unusual for a former Veep and leading candidate to have such a lousy advance team.
It's like he doesn't really want to win.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2020 01:35 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 01:35 PM (lbYzk)
The fact that Biden's campaign needed to return from the dead in the first place.
And that Biden's resurgence was a manufactured gay op done by the DNC and not a groundswell of grassroots support.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 04, 2020 01:08 PM (datdl)
Great points. Biden first ran for president when I was 27, and supposedly was the wingman for the most popular president in the world just 4 years ago, so its not as if the public needed time to learn who he was.
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 01:35 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:33 PM (ViUof)
I think she was in Dire Straits.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:35 PM (IzxvC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2020 01:35 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 04, 2020 01:35 PM (dH/BH)
Is that like a sister wife?
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:36 PM (ViUof)
Le Chiffre, after the bloody eyed Bond villain.
It's extra ironic because it means "the number", meaning he was really good at numbers, which Biden isn't.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2020 01:36 PM (9t0Zz)
Not only that, but it was a real Ph.D. in English Lit, while Dr. Jill's is pretty much an annotated diary of her experiences at no-name institution where she got it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2020 01:31 PM (M9ntN)
I also have a real PhD (engineering) and rarely get called Dr.
I couldn't care less, neither could the other PhDs I am surrounded by at work.
Seriously, if you insist on being called Dr outside of professional contexts, there's something wrong with you (ego, insecurity, douchebaggery/b*tchery).
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 04, 2020 01:36 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 01:34 PM (KZzsI)
Now, he can't grab a woman in any way at this point, now can he. Honestly.
Security would have to just guide them away, unless they got violent. Even then there'd be some #MeTwo bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Just imagine if Stace "Tank" Abrams were up on that stage with DOCTOR Jill! Now, build a solid defense around that core and the KC Chiefs will be on the outside looking in at next year's Super Bowl!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 01:36 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (bDqIh)
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The only time I actually kinda liked Putin was him giving a big thumbs up to the topless Femen harpies.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 04, 2020 01:36 PM (PD1/H)
Walter? Plugs? Captain Bloody Eye?
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2020 01:30 PM (gmo/4)
Sleepy Dwarf?
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
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Cotton-eye Joe
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 04, 2020 01:36 PM (p4em0)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2020 01:36 PM (gmo/4)
https://tinyurl.com/ydychgo4
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 01:18 PM (Ejm1K)
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That was me. I was holding onto the youtube clip for you once you showed back up in the thread, but I got nooded and willowed.
I also remember her on SNL doing a riff on Risky Business too. She slid into the room in her socks and did the Seeger song in that famous Tom Cruise scene. Can't find that one though. It was cute.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 01:36 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Ghost of Thomas Meagher (trying out a new nic) at March 04, 2020 01:36 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 04, 2020 01:36 PM (+1jdV)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 04, 2020 01:35 PM (dH/BH)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/852fIw_I84I
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yeah, Joe? So you're going to quit?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 04, 2020 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ok at March 04, 2020 01:37 PM (jPpwt)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2020 01:37 PM (qaSBO)
Joe really needs to just sit in a rocker on a front porch and live out the rest of his life peacefully. Same with RBG. The people pushing them like this need to reevaluate their morals.
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 01:37 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2020 01:37 PM (F12Cs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 01:34 PM (KZzsI)
That's a good angle for Trumpy.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:37 PM (IzxvC)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2020 01:37 PM (m45I2)
Pedo? Grandpa Grope?
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2020 01:32 PM (gmo/4)
"Flasher"
Posted by: Mick Jagger at March 04, 2020 01:37 PM (wCmLp)
Take away my cheese and SOMEONE's getting hurt.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Do we not like Kelly Loeffler here? She is incumbent, right? Dunno anything about her, to be honest.
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:33 PM (ViUof)
She was FOR Planned Parenthood before she was "suddenly" against it. Also, never donated a dime to Trump, but did for Romney. Everything about her creeps me out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 01:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:31 PM (lbYzk)
Yep. Actually it was only in teaching and testifying as an expert witness. No one goes by "Dr." or "Prof." when presenting a paper at a conference. They go by "Joe Blow," and are introduced as such. Why? Because everyone there has exactly the same title. There are maybe 1000 people worldwide in a given field, and they all pretty much know each other, know where they got their degree, with whom they got it, where they've taught, who their friends and enemies are, the lot. Think MLB.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:38 PM (xCDE6)
Seriously, if you insist on being called Dr outside of professional contexts, there's something wrong with you (ego, insecurity, douchebaggery/b*tchery).
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 04, 2020 01:36 PM (9hauA)
I, too, earned a Ph.D. My Scouts sometimes call me "Doctor" - I tell 'em to knock it off.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 01:38 PM (pNxlR)
@HeshmatAlavi
#Iran's IRGC members dying of #coronavirus
(L to R)
-Mohammad Haj Abolghasemi, an official of the regime's IRGC Basij branch in Tehran
-Ramezan Pourghassem, head of the IRGC Ground Force counter-intelligence branch
-Col. Rez Khazeni-rad of the IRGC Training Dept. in Qom
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (BqBId)
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God works in mysterious ways.
Imagine if this takes out the dictators in Iran, China, and North Korea? Add in the Commie Pope too?
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You know who has always had like a REALLY BAD cough?
I'm just sayin'
Posted by: simplemind at March 04, 2020 01:38 PM (O7mWg)
@HeshmatAlavi
#Iran's IRGC members dying of #coronavirus
(L to R)
-Mohammad Haj Abolghasemi, an official of the regime's IRGC Basij branch in Tehran
-Ramezan Pourghassem, head of the IRGC Ground Force counter-intelligence branch
-Col. Rez Khazeni-rad of the IRGC Training Dept. in Qom
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM
Maybe it is the Trump Virus after all. Keep licking those doors, dum-dums!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 04, 2020 01:38 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 04, 2020 01:38 PM (ZQvLl)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 01:38 PM (rpxSz)
I couldn't care less, neither could the other PhDs I am surrounded by at work.
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My sister is a Doctor of Pharmacy. She could care less about being called Dr. She even kind of bristles at it, if you can believe that. Her attitude is like, "oh, please!"
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 01:38 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Michelle Fields
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2020 01:32 PM
So stunning and brave that she's able to post here after being maimed by Trump's evil goons. I hear she's still in physical therapy, working with a cutting edge prosthetic arm that looks like the original after they had to amputate. Should be complete around the time McCain's funeral ends.
Posted by: Anon Moron at March 04, 2020 01:39 PM (S48ez)
Dingle, because he likes to swim nude in front of his security detail.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2020 01:39 PM (9t0Zz)
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Yeah, Joe? So you're going to quit?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 04, 2020 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)
You can hear the Ukrainians guffawing from here.
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 01:39 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 04, 2020 01:36 PM (9hauA)
++++++++++++++
It's DOCTOR Lieutenant Colonel!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 01:39 PM (I2dne)
Folks
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 01:38 PM (rpxSz)
That Thing.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ok at March 04, 2020 01:37 PM (jPpwt)
Name, address, phone number, social security number, driver's license number ought to cover it. Just like the IRS, right???
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:39 PM (ViUof)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2020 01:39 PM (1ISKN)
As has been pointed out, that was weird and somewhat impolite back then.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2020 01:39 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 04, 2020 01:39 PM (+HiBe)
Erick Erickson: I disagree with Joe Biden, but I like Joe Biden. I'm happy for him tonight and will vote for Trump in November, but I'd sleep just fine if he were President. He's not a communist and he was on the right side of the cold war.
Didn't he used to be on Rush's show as a guest host? I hope Rush banned him from that gig once he started sounding Nevertrumper.
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 01:40 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2020 01:39 PM (1ISKN)
I thought that was Maurice.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 04, 2020 01:40 PM (RD7QR)
I couldn't care less, neither could the other PhDs I am surrounded by at work.
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My sister is a Doctor of Pharmacy. She could care less about being called Dr. She even kind of bristles at it, if you can believe that. Her attitude is like, "oh, please!"
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 01:38 PM (JoUsr)
++++++++++++++
I have a sneaking suspicion that both of these people work for a living. Just a hunch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 01:40 PM (I2dne)
He is only able to recall, or function on, one thing at a time. Speaking a remembered sentence, then trying to recall where his sister stands, requires more RAM memory than his old brain has available. When RAM cells do become available, his creaky memory access routine may dredge-up a pony soldier memory instead of a properly bland response to a voter's question.
In debates, Bernie can make Joe look like a totally befuddled old man, as Trump will, by rapidly changing subjects and challenging Joe to recall key details of some long-ago actions and statements.
It's too late for Bernie, though. To enough Democrats, all of Joe's upcoming verbal errors, creepy behavior, and abuse of voters will be waved away as "Joe just being Joe."
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2020 01:40 PM (AMIL/)
If one of them got within sniffing distance of Joe? Double bleeding eyeballs, guaranteed.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2020 01:41 PM (8ruUE)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 01:41 PM (rpxSz)
Even more too bad that this didn't happen right as Paste-Eatin' Joe was talking about gun control.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2020 01:41 PM (5phSm)
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 01:41 PM (YxML+)
Voters... despite media description of a 'close' vote turned away a fake Prop 13 raid on property taxes no55%>simple majority needed.
Lied about it being for schools. Voters may be on to the lying Democrat scum.
Last election the voters approved a roads tax...and Gov. Newscum promised to use for roads. Then immediately used it for bike paths and choo choo train.
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2020 01:41 PM (Y274z)
My brain isn't working too well, but if you're making up Secret Service code names, they have a rule. The code names for the family of a given principal all must begin with the same letter. It's a way of keeping track of who is with who.
The Trumps have what has to be the coolest code names I've ever heard. Trump is Mogul, Melania is Muse, and Ivanka is Marvel.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2020 01:41 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 04, 2020 01:41 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM (IzxvC)
Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM (Izzlo)
Rick Wilson = Michael Stipe
Posted by: Zod at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Gene Simmons at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM (YN4Tp)
Voters... despite media description of a 'close' vote turned away a fake Prop 13 raid on property taxes no55%>simple majority needed.
Lied about it being for schools. Voters may be on to the lying Democrat scum.
Last election the voters approved a roads tax...and Gov. Newscum promised to use for roads. Then immediately used it for bike paths and choo choo train.
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2020 01:41 PM (Y274z)
++++++++++
Declining to vote for the final step down a suicidal path does not mean that the state is in play.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM (I2dne)
Erick Erickson: I disagree with Joe Biden, but I like Joe Biden. I'm happy for him tonight and will vote for Trump in November, but I'd sleep just fine if he were President. He's not a communist and he was on the right side of the cold war.
The 1980's called. They want their Biden back.
You're an idiot, Erick.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM (+HiBe)
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Did somebody say it's okay to lick door knobs?! I like door knobs. I like licking door knobs.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM (+HiBe)
Whoever controls Obama.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 04, 2020 01:43 PM (RD7QR)
Prissy little, intellectually, they all seem to be well to over fed, people who blather about crap no one else even notices.
Their leftist sponsors will not have room on their jets when they flee the country for whatever shit hole may allow them in.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 04, 2020 01:43 PM (S6+cO)
Posted by: Michelle Fields
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2020 01:32 PM
So stunning and brave that she's able to post here after being maimed by Trump's evil goons. I hear she's still in physical therapy, working with a cutting edge prosthetic arm that looks like the original after they had to amputate. Should be complete around the time McCain's funeral ends.
Posted by: Anon Moron at March 04, 2020 01:39 PM (S48ez)
I think she's now an even lesser known NTer. Some article about Dem and/or NT cocktail parties mentioned her and her hubby a while ago.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 04, 2020 01:43 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:43 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Joe, uh....Biden at March 04, 2020 01:44 PM (axyiD)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM (+HiBe)
Obama's hand needs a job.
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:44 PM (ViUof)
Gov. Newscum promised to use for roads. Then immediately used it for
bike paths and choo choo train.
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2020 01:41 PM (Y274z)
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Actually didn't approve that. That proposition was to remove the additional gas tax that had been approved by the communists in Sacto. Ads made it sound like they were taking money away from roads and infrastructure. A little different.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at March 04, 2020 01:44 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2020 01:37 PM
So this chick surfed the stage protesting peters. Must've been one of those terfs. Surf n'Terf.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 01:44 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 04, 2020 01:43 PM (RD7QR)
That's a bingo.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:44 PM (IzxvC)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM (+HiBe)
Whoever controls Obama.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 04, 2020 01:43 PM (RD7QR)
Joe is Chauncey Gardiner.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 01:44 PM (Uu+Jp)
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If the CA GOP is smart (ha!), they'll be out there harvesting votes along with the Dems.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 04, 2020 01:45 PM (PD1/H)
Yes
No
What's that smell...
Posted by: browndog at March 04, 2020 01:45 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM (+HiBe)
There will be so many hands up there his anus will be the size of 8 telephone poles bundled together.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Every headline of Biden v Trump at debate time (if Biden wins, we have a ways to go) will be
Trump Clubs Baby Seal
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 04, 2020 01:45 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 04, 2020 01:45 PM (n+0Aw)
Posted by: DanMan at March 04, 2020 01:45 PM (XTiHL)
Very charming! I had forgotten about that skit.
Kidman can do funny, but Hollywood typecast her in Ice Queen roles so that became her pigeonhole. They seem to be doing the same to Charlize Theron, who was quite funny in Arrested Development but gets all the icy roles now.
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 01:45 PM (hvf9s)
*pfft*
HOW?
You gonna force people to send in their birth certificate?
Take a picture of their ID?
You do know people can fake IDs, right, especially in the age of Photoshop.
Credit card? I can go buy legit credit card info online right now. It's shockingly cheap. I can also get a legal (read: not stolen) temp credit card that's good for one transaction.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2020 01:45 PM (9t0Zz)
I would almost bet that Hunter has tapped that at some point.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020
*
*
I thought, "Waitaminute --!"
Then I looked it up. Beau and Hunter are Jill's stepsons.
Okay, who's gonna call Pr0nHub?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Mike Bloombird at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Zombie Juan McCain at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 04, 2020 01:43 PM (RD7QR)
That's a bingo.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:44 PM (IzxvC)
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We just say "bingo".
Posted by: Lt. Aldo Raine at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (PD1/H)
Because some suggest shoving him up America's ass to cure Coronavirus.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: BEN ROTHISINGBURGERMEISTER at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (q177U)
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That tactic worked so well for John McCain.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM
I had to turn him off an hour ago...
If he could just learn how to talk in a conversational tone, I would love to listen to him. You can't start off at a yell and go up from there.
Posted by: jwest at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (ViUof)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (yL25O)
*******
Defense Department Linguist Charged with Espionage | OPA | Department of Justice
******
Guess you could say he was a Cunning Linguist ?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 04, 2020 01:45 PM (n+0Aw)
At least the groups that want to split the state are still active and pushing forward.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (vEIlU)
"What a great First Lady she'll be!"
"45's wife would never do that for him."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (ptqGC)
Exerted himself. Had to make two phone calls. Probably needs another eight-week vacation after that.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (8ruUE)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: Sponge
Cornhole Commando . . .
Rectal Buccaneer . . .
Ass Bandit . . .
Sphincter Swashbuckler . . .
Anal Privateer . . .
Dingleberry Corsair . . .
Hemorrhoid Raider . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (5phSm)
Posted by: Ha at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020
*
*
Ice Queen, but also Damaged Mothers. But when she does comedy, it's great. Bewitched the 2005 movie, for instance, and her supporting role in Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (Ejm1K)
If he could just learn how to talk in a conversational tone, I would love to listen to him. You can't start off at a yell and go up from there.
Posted by: jwest at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (mrrpT)
...
GET THIS GUY OFF MY SHOW.
Posted by: Mark Levin at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (yL25O)
In a different context, I'd say he was damning with faint praise. But this statement seems to be offered as proof of suitability for POTUS, which is bizarre.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2020 01:48 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Lt. Aldo Raine at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (PD1/H)
Ooooh how fun!
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:48 PM (IzxvC)
Voters... despite media description of a 'close' vote turned away a fake Prop 13 raid on property taxes no55%>simple majority needed.
Lied about it being for schools. Voters may be on to the lying Democrat scum.
Last election the voters approved a roads tax...and Gov. Newscum promised to use for roads. Then immediately used it for bike paths and choo choo train.
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2020 01:41 PM (Y274z)
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I so doubt that California is in play.
I mean, what will the neighbors think if a wine mom even thinks about voting Republican? Maybe another Democrat who doesn't support awful legislation, but never a Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:48 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 04, 2020 01:48 PM (kr1Ob)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)
Translation: "Hail Satan! May his army of darkness fight the forces of life and decency!"
Posted by: Max Power at March 04, 2020 01:48 PM (q177U)
Lol, you too? I felt as if a little piece of this mad universe had slipped back into its correct place when I saw that post. Such a feeling of relief.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2020 01:48 PM (uquGJ)
You will not hear/see Biden's age on air or in print from this moment forward. Trump's will be there every other sentence. Those people are nothing if not predictable.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 04, 2020 01:48 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM (+HiBe)
Whoever controls Obama.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 04, 2020 01:43 PM (RD7QR)
Joe is Chauncey Gardiner.
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Except Chance Gardner was actually being believed for the genius Jack Warden thought he was.
Joe, OTOH, everybody knows he's a senile fool (Obama: "you don't have to do this, Joe"). They're going to polish him up, rehearse his lines with him, and pray he doesn't stray off the strict path they'll have him on.
He'll short circuit on stage with Trump.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 01:48 PM (JoUsr)
Trump 1.9m votes
Bush 04 primary 636k
Hmmmm
Posted by: Ha at March
Thats a number I've been waiting to see. there were about 10 republicans on the ballot against him, too.
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 01:49 PM (YxML+)
It ain't no joke as his radio show is shrinking and his attempt at pitchman is not working either. What can a failed lawyer and former politician at the alderman level do?
Pontificate and trash Republicans on TV. Problem is a surplus of NT'ers means that he is at the back of the line. They prefer NT'ers with a higher pedigree than Erickson. E.g. former house, senate, or cabinet person or an unsuccessful losing Rep. campaign officials. He isn't purty and a white male so no Fox for him. CNN was the highpoint in his media career and he did not have to do traffic breaks either.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2020 01:49 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Sponge
Cornhole Commando . . .
Rectal Buccaneer . . .
Ass Bandit . . .
Sphincter Swashbuckler . . .
Anal Privateer . . .
Dingleberry Corsair . . .
Hemorrhoid Raider . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (5phSm
Rump ranger
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 01:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
Okay, who's gonna call Pr0nHub?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (Ejm1K)
I've heard about those sort of things...
Posted by: jwest at March 04, 2020 01:49 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (ViUof)
That is why the scoamt had so much time for basketball, golf and entertaining international chef's inhouse.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 04, 2020 01:49 PM (vEIlU)
107 I was attending classes at the Del Tech Stanton campus where "Dr Jill" worked in 2008. Every time she would make a photo op appearance to show the simple teacher hard at work teaching her students, the security would really make getting to class difficult. So, exactly the opposite. But hey, fuck the education you are paying for, I have to pander for votes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2020 01:13 PM (dNzKv)
Surely you meant to say "Metroform" rather than the pedestrian "Stanton". Whatever happened to that awful neologism?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 01:49 PM (pNxlR)
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That tactic worked so well for John McCain.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)
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I think the Democratic base is beginning to enter into the same kind of acceptance of Biden as we had of McCain.
"Yeah, I don't like him. Yeah, he's not a good Republican. But you know what? Maybe he'll appeal to some centrist Democrats."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:49 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2020 01:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 04, 2020 01:49 PM (JRaU+)
I think you'd be surprised. First, though, you have to get rid of the feckless GOP who are in on the con.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2020 01:49 PM (TQyCa)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 04, 2020 01:45 PM (n+0Aw)
...
You lack vision, friend.
Posted by: Green Party at March 04, 2020 01:50 PM (yL25O)
Schumer: "I want to tell you Justice Kavanaugh and Justice Gorsuch: You have unleashed a whirlwind, and you will pay the price."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 04, 2020 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++++
They have 7 ways to Sunday to get you! Right Chuck?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at March 04, 2020 01:50 PM (Z/bKp)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 04, 2020 01:50 PM (6LrLB)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 01:48 PM (JoUsr)
Eye blood. Squirting. I won't settle for anything less.
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 01:50 PM (YxML+)
Trump 1.9m votes
Bush 04 primary 636k
Hmmmm
Posted by: Ha at March
Thats a number I've been waiting to see. there were about 10 republicans on the ballot against him, too.
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 01:49 PM (YxML+)
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CA
2004: 2.2 million votes for W.
2020: 1.45 million votes for Trump.
California is not in play.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:51 PM (zZbCU)
Lied about it being for schools. Voters may be on to the lying Democrat scum.
Last election the voters approved a roads tax...and Gov. Newscum promised to use for roads. Then immediately used it for bike paths and choo choo train.
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2020 01:41 PM (Y274z)
Yep. There was previously another bond issue for "construction and maintenance of schools." It was for the children!
It passed, and the money went to give teachers a raise for a job poorly done. School construction and maintenance got bupkis. Thanks, teachers' union!
I think that that was a real factor, certainly for me. How many times are they going to back to the well with that "school construction and maintenance" horseshit?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:51 PM (xCDE6)
Trump owns it now.
Oh and CA is not in play. Lol
Trump loses by 25.
Posted by: Ha at March 04, 2020 01:51 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2020 01:51 PM (5phSm)
Eye blood. Squirting. I won't settle for anything less.
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 01:50 PM (YxML+)
This is gonna be the best election ever.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (IzxvC)
https://tinyurl.com/ydychgo4
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 01:18 PM (Ejm1K)
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That was me. I was holding onto the youtube clip for you once you showed back up in the thread, but I got nooded and willowed.
I also remember her on SNL doing a riff on Risky Business too. She slid into the room in her socks and did the Seeger song in that famous Tom Cruise scene. Can't find that one though. It was cute.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020
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Thanks, LiB. I can't find it on YouTube either. (Cruise and Nicole were divorced so long ago that it took a while for me to remember that they had been married.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (Ejm1K)
"Yeah, I don't like him. Yeah, he's not a good Republican. But you know what? Maybe he'll appeal to some centrist Democrats."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:49 PM (zZbCU)
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Like me!
Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (yL25O)
You're right. No one ever introduced me as "Master" when I presented at academic conferences, despite my repeated requests. Heh.
I did usually have my degree on the first slide, though (and I think that was also common with the PhDs).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (lbYzk)
All these Ds seem to be pretty easy targets for their loonies.
Do they have to coddle them because they're the base, or are they just incompetent?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (+1jdV)
Trump owns it now.
Oh and CA is not in play. Lol
Trump loses by 25.
Posted by: Ha at March 04, 2020 01:51 PM (AXS9h)
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So an improvement of 5 points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (JoUsr)
Wait a minute - DOCTOR Jill is a Keebler elf, too? She's wearing the uniform!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 01:53 PM (rpxSz)
Because some suggest shoving him up America's ass to cure Coronavirus.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM (TQ/zJ)
Needs to be frozen first.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 04, 2020 01:53 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 04, 2020 01:53 PM (d1uFV)
Voters... despite media description of a 'close' vote turned away a fake Prop 13 raid on property taxes no55%>simple majority needed.
Lied about it being for schools. Voters may be on to the lying Democrat scum.
Last election the voters approved a roads tax...and Gov. Newscum promised to use for roads. Then immediately used it for bike paths and choo choo train.
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2020 01:41 PM (Y274z)
California is funny. They fall for most every liberal scam on the planet, but they can sniff out a Prop 13 killer and vote it down, and there is one on the ballot every damn election cycle and has been for 40 years.
They tend to let themselves be kicked before lashing out in retailation. The contract job killer and the upcoming water rationing bill might trigger another irrational lurch toward partial sanity, but what form it will take is a mystery. But it is doubtful the GOP itself will be involved.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2020 01:53 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2020 01:53 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2020 01:49 PM (TQyCa)
That's the story in almost every state though. How do we the normal people go about changing that?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2020 01:53 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (zZbCU)
Yes I think it's reasonable given the economy.
Posted by: Ha at March 04, 2020 01:53 PM (AXS9h)
Given his history and mental collapse, its a matter of time before Joe just straight up gropes some woman or child on national TV. He was already caught sniffing some kid again, recently
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 01:53 PM (KZzsI)
French broke into the politisphere as an evangelical making "the Christian case for Mitt Romney" in the 2012 elections. As a Mormon I appreciated that voice. He parlayed it into a gig for him and his wife at National Review.
Then in 2016 he and Mitt went full "the conservative case for anyone but orangemanbad" and totally lost the plot. French was always a bit holier-than-thou and it has only gotten worse.
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 01:53 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2020 01:53 PM (vd8XM)
All these Ds seem to be pretty easy targets for their loonies.
Do they have to coddle them because they're the base, or are they just incompetent?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (oVJmc)
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When I saw Jeb at one of his last campaign appearances in 2016 and I got his autograph, I tried to hand him my Sharpie, but he refused it and pulled one from his own pocket.
I've always wondered if that was a security measure, though I only ever saw some candidates do it.
Rubio took my Sharpie and signed. Trump used his own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:54 PM (zZbCU)
If Joe wins, she will be
Posted by: It's me donna
I feel sorry for her. She certainly knows what it's like to have old age creep up on her. So does her grandkids, and assorted incidental girls and women who come within groping/sniffing distance of Joe's orbit.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 04, 2020 01:54 PM (kfcYC)
Immigrants used to vote Republican 1890's to 1920's too versus Democrats so you never know.
Here is the thing, even in a one party state, eventually, it cracks into two factions because idiot incumbents eventually screw up enough that sane candidates can win.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2020 01:54 PM (EUDB2)
439 The obvious question is where was Joe Biden's security detail?
Off stage ... and rooting for the loon rushing the stage.
Life is chock full of disappointments, fellers!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 01:54 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (ViUof)
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^^^^this 100%
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 04, 2020 01:54 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (JoUsr)
More like 1996, but otherwise correct. The post soviet death of military contracting here was a major factor.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2020 01:54 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:55 PM (ViUof)
Posted by:TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to runat March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (zZbCU)
Yes I think it's reasonable given the economy.
Posted by: Ha at March 04, 2020 01:53 PM (AXS9h)
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Perfectly reasonable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:55 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 04, 2020 01:42 PM
Trump needs to place spies in the Biden campaign ASAP to find out, in the name of national security. Without informing the candidate, of course.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 04, 2020 01:55 PM (COzlW)
Dr. Jill vs Elaine Chao
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020
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May I suggest Dr. Jill vs. Melania Trump?
Melania would make short work of the "feisty" blonde.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 01:55 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Iblis at March 04, 2020 01:55 PM (9221z)
And Rick Wilson, as big of a prick as he is, gets to gloat. The nevertrumpers have been begging the Dem party to do something drastic to keep the nomination from Bernie, and they did it.
Now the Dems and nevertrumpers get their best candidate by far to run against Trump.
Trump's main weakness (other than crashing stock market and likely economic slowdown) is his toxic personality and how so many people hate him. Biden, OTOH, is loved and respected.
Can't wait for the next set of head-to-head polls between them!
Posted by: count dracula at March 04, 2020 01:55 PM (0Ojhb)
Well, and if he's in office, the investigations stop
So is the consensus here that Nicole Kidman is hot enough to turn Tom Cruise straight, temporarily?
But crazy enough to drive him back into the closet
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 01:55 PM (Ejm1K)
You know Melania has cut a bitch before.
Posted by: Mick Jagger at March 04, 2020 01:56 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 04, 2020 01:56 PM (uM6CE)
Soros.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2020 01:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Max Power at March 04, 2020 01:56 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 04, 2020 01:56 PM (d1uFV)
398 Anyone who thinks Obama ran shit for his eight years is dumb as a
Democrat. That's why they want Biden. Same shit different suit.
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:47 PM (ViUof)
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^^^^this 100%
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 04, 2020 01:54 PM (jUVms)
We _____________(fill in the blank) are the ones we have been waiting for.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 01:56 PM (1CjJc)
Precious.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2020 01:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020
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Unquestionably.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 01:56 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:48 PM (zZbCU)
I spoke with a neighbor who heartily agreed that the governor and legislature here are deranged, that legal, taxpaying, law-abiding residents here have a bull's eye on their back, that the state Democrats make wetbacks, criminals, and vagrants the Chosen People, etc.
She still votes Democrat.
I give up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:56 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 01:56 PM (JoUsr)
(Obama: "you don't have to do this, Joe"). They're going to polish him
up, rehearse his lines with him, and pray he doesn't stray off the
strict path they'll have him on.
He'll short circuit on stage with Trump.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 01:48 PM (JoUsr)
Joe is gonna Joe it out. There is no path other than the path of Joe. Word as Biden.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2020 01:57 PM (RYhiL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2020 01:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 04, 2020 01:07 PM (JRaU+)
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For the beginning of Jill's 2024 campaign run?
I mean, they gotta keep the game going in order to prevent any investigation into their family, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run
I'm pretty sure Trump hasn't forgotten about Hunter Biden and Burisma but why bring it up until Joe is off the campaign critical list.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 04, 2020 01:57 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 04, 2020 01:57 PM (PD1/H)
Posted by: klaftern at March 04, 2020 01:57 PM (RuIsu)
If someone could dub over Tom Cruise's lines with a accent that isn't all over the place, I'd be OK with it.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2020 01:57 PM (9t0Zz)
Sure, woman protecting her man from dumb girl is good in one sense, but bad in optics and for a presidential candidate who pretends to be Mr Tough Guy and campaigns on how he'll stand up to the enemy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:48 PM (zZbCU)
I spoke with a neighbor who heartily agreed that the governor and legislature here are deranged, that legal, taxpaying, law-abiding residents here have a bull's eye on their back, that the state Democrats make wetbacks, criminals, and vagrants the Chosen People, etc.
She still votes Democrat.
I give up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:56 PM (xCDE6)
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California is not in play.
Oh, and you should encourage her to vote Green Party or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:57 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: count dracula
what are you smoking, dude?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2020 01:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Poles. Lots of poles.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 01:58 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2020 01:58 PM (9axjG)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 04, 2020 01:58 PM (+1jdV)
Yeah she has that cowboy squint, but she radiates lethal levels of disregard
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Max Power at March 04, 2020 01:58 PM (q177U)
Sure, woman protecting her man from dumb girl is good in one sense, but bad in optics and for a presidential candidate who pretends to be Mr Tough Guy and campaigns on how he'll stand up to the enemy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)
Oh yeah, Joe is slowly dying before our eyes. He's never going to be the 'tough' candidate. He's just NotOrange and NotSuperSocialist.
But good on Jill for being willing to do what Joe's security detail wouldn't.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 04, 2020 01:58 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020
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Nicole could make a 2000-year-old stone statue sport morning wood. Cruise would be no problem.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 01:58 PM (Ejm1K)
Immigrants used to vote Republican 1890's to 1920's too versus Democrats so you never know.
Here is the thing, even in a one party state, eventually, it cracks into two factions because idiot incumbents eventually screw up enough that sane candidates can win.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2020 01:54 PM (EUDB2)
Hell, the "solid south" was all Dem until 1980.
The most likely fissure is that the Dems split and the Bernie Bros leave and never return.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2020 01:59 PM (eoQWY)
Beat me to it. Either AI from Soros ville is getting better at simulated basement couch dwellers or we have someone self medicating here.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2020 01:59 PM (EUDB2)
Count Chocula in da house!
Posted by: Max Power at March 04, 2020 01:58 PM (q177U)
Dick Suckula.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 04, 2020 01:59 PM (1CjJc)
And...you know what? Good for Jill Biden.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
You're breaking the 10th AoS Commandment:
Thou Shalt Never Speak Well Of A Leftist Totalitarian.
Posted by: Fake Media Republican at March 04, 2020 01:59 PM (QU9hs)
Posted by: Ha at March 04, 2020 01:51 PM (AXS9h)
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So an improvement of 5 points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (zZbCU)
Hispanics like it when the economy is working. It's hard to believe the legal (voting) community gives a shit about the illegals. Blacks are moving toward Trump and they are a group that you don't get a few percent at a time. Either it will be the same old en masse democrat vote or a large percentage will switch parties turn on election day.
Nothing is out of reach.
Trump needs to go totally un-PC to nail it.
Posted by: jwest at March 04, 2020 01:59 PM (mrrpT)
An excellent argument against legalizing drugs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 01:59 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2020 01:57 PM (d7Ww2)
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It's a troll, nurse. A cheeto-stained troll.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 02:00 PM (JoUsr)
That tactic worked so well for John McCain.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 04, 2020 01:46 PM
Are you joking? Of course it worked well for McCain! He lost the race but kept his seat and became a media darling. The conscience of the Republican party! A national hero! All the perks with none of the work!
Posted by: Grimaldi at March 04, 2020 02:00 PM (S48ez)
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm not wearing pants at March 04, 2020 02:00 PM (iTXRQ)
looking for life in bad numbers
Biden wins 49 states plus DC
Democrats celebrate while you all cry
michelle obama is gorgeous
elizabeth warren is colored
socialism wins forever
Posted by: drunk crackula at March 04, 2020 02:00 PM (IzxvC)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 04, 2020 02:00 PM (QU9hs)
Soros is the Democrat puppet master.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2020 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 04, 2020 01:52 PM (yL25O)
2012 might be a good comparison. The base didn't want Romney but there really wasn't a good alternative that the base could coalesce around and the party made sure Romney won it.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 04, 2020 02:00 PM (+HiBe)
And...you know what? Good for Jill Biden.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
You're breaking the 10th AoS Commandment:
Thou Shalt Never Speak Well Of A Leftist Totalitarian.
Posted by: Fake Media Republican at March 04, 2020 01:59 PM (QU9hs)
Aw shucks.
Can I mention that's she's kinda hot for her age?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 04, 2020 02:00 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 02:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020
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Her first Hollywood film, I think. She was all of, what, 17 or 18? The film is a solid little thriller, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 02:00 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 02:01 PM (ViUof)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 04, 2020 02:01 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2020 02:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 04, 2020 02:01 PM (QU9hs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2020 02:01 PM (9axjG)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020 01:55 PM (ViUof)
Nah, but she made it easier to distract from his closeted nature.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 04, 2020 02:01 PM (RD7QR)
Communists dont disappear. They just put on a suit or some other respectable outfit and recycle themselves and their lies.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 04, 2020 02:01 PM (kr1Ob)
Oooh I wanna see!
Tim Pool has a vid of Cenk freaking out about Sanders crashing last night in Super Tuesday. It was cathartic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F87diWqepEc
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 02:02 PM (hvf9s)
Trump has every reason to help Republicans in states like California as there are still house and other races where Republicans can win and it helps on the overall popular vote. Same reason that GW pushed voter turnout even in red states for 2004.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2020 02:02 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 04, 2020 02:02 PM (+1jdV)
Biden, OTOH, is loved and respected.
How many times do we have to say, "Don't do the brown acid!"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2020 02:02 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 04, 2020 02:02 PM (+1jdV)
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Really, all you need is the very first shot of the movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 02:02 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:57 PM (zZbCU)
I'm working on her to bring her views and her votes into alignment. It's a Herculean task, but her and our friends across the street - two elderly women - are solid conservatives, so there's a chance.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2020 02:02 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 04, 2020 02:02 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: drunk crackula at March 04, 2020 02:02 PM (IzxvC)
I have also the P. H. D.........
Posted by: The Paolo at March 04, 2020 01:41 PM (88+cf)
Prehensile Dick?
Pretty Hard Dingus?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2020 02:03 PM (eXA4G)
Imagine when the crazed Bernie Bots come calling...
Posted by: canduce at March 04, 2020 02:03 PM (gJAok)
Posted by: drunk crackula at March 04, 2020 02:03 PM (IzxvC)
The Bernie/AOC wing is like the tea party, all bluster and very little actual power.
Posted by: count dracula at March 04, 2020 02:03 PM (0Ojhb)
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm not wearing pants at March 04, 2020 02:00 PM (iTXRQ)
Seen that commercial for that boxed wine, the one where she spends her time on the phone with a box of wine at her side and shuns all else? Wine mom.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 04, 2020 02:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 04, 2020 02:04 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2020
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Close to it, I think, 5'11" or something like that. She commented after the divorce that it was nice to wear heels again.
It's a testament to her character-actress chops that at age 52, normally a "Who is she?" age for Hollywood actresses, and with a height that would turn off insecure leading men, she's still in demand.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 02:04 PM (Ejm1K)
Time to dust that one off and use it again.
Posted by: Furious George at March 04, 2020 02:04 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: drunk crackula at March 04, 2020 02:02 PM (IzxvC)
Emma Sams > Emma Thompson
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Dissenting voice here on Kidman. Eh. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 04, 2020 02:01 PM (Boy/L)
This is incorrect.
Posted by: Zod at March 04, 2020 02:04 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: socalcon at March 04, 2020 02:04 PM (Roy2Z)
The Dem base is, it turns out, centrist.
The Bernie/AOC wing is like the tea party, all bluster and very little actual power.
Posted by: count dracula at March 04, 2020 02:03 PM (0Ojhb)
All your base are belong to us.
Posted by: TGEOTUS at March 04, 2020 02:04 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Furious George at March 04, 2020 02:04 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2020 02:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
Communists dont disappear. They just put on a suit or some other respectable outfit and recycle themselves and their lies.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 04, 2020 02:01 PM (kr1Ob)
They might do that as greens, or Libertarians, but they have failed to infiltrate the Dem establishment enough to take over, just enough to cripple them.
It is hard to make a dent as a third party here unless we let them screw up voting rules, but I don't see this patch of progressives surviving in the Octogenarian Crook party.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2020 02:04 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: drunk crackula at March 04, 2020 02:05 PM (IzxvC)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2020 02:05 PM (VpIIl)
Sure thing, Tide Pod.
You do realize that the delegate count is very close between Slow Joe and Bernie and Bernie has some of his good states coming up, right?
Slow Joe has a lot more work to do before Milwaukee.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2020 02:05 PM (ZLI7S)
That's not a very big opening when in the docking position.
Posted by: Sponge at March 04, 2020 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: drunk crackula at March 04, 2020 02:05 PM (IzxvC)
She announced she is moving to Italy because England is a grey, dreary dump of an island post Brexit. Wonder if Coronavirus will halt her plans to move at all?
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2020 02:05 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 04, 2020
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Not a comic role or movie, more of a satire (Buck Henry adapted the novel into the screenplay -- and BTW the novel is very much like the film in every respect). But yes, she proved to H'wood she could really act.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2020 02:05 PM (Ejm1K)
I guess I've done something right in raising them...
Posted by: Floridachick at March 04, 2020 02:06 PM (kr1Ob)
Posted by: Bernie (Where's Mine?)Sanders at March 04, 2020 02:07 PM (kfcYC)
Ummm, Erick's biography is a bit less impressive than McCain's so his relative value compared with Mitt, Kasich, etc. is minimal. Hell, even Nicole Wallace and Steve Schmidt have more gravitas. And Max Bootie and Tom Nichols have academic degrees to go with teh NT attitude.
A lot of Erick's attitude comes from his ridiculous Red State soirree for candidate pandering that he piously took MeAgain's side against Trump and dissed him around August 8, 2015. Trump said, ok buddy and Erickson has basically been persona non grata for awhile. His attempt at playing in GA politics has not been going well either.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2020 02:08 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2020 02:10 PM (KZzsI)
He's very dangerous in this regard since people older than 50 were the only age group where a majority voted for PDJT.
Trump will be able to keep base Republicans in line but his stuff about cutting Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security is going to be dangerous for people who only sort of like him.
On the other hand, Biden's so old that he's going to have almost no rallies and he'll make a lot of gaffes.
It's going to be a close election.
Posted by: Ajax at March 04, 2020 02:11 PM (iQogP)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 04, 2020 02:01 PM (Boy/L)
*******
Agreed. She has the chest of a 13 year old boy.
Posted by: 70's Bush at March 04, 2020 02:11 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 04, 2020 02:12 PM (RKQ/v)
Heck, that movie made me want to move to Italy as it was gorgeously filmed.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2020 02:12 PM (EUDB2)
Heck, that movie made me want to move to Italy as it was gorgeously filmed.
Posted by: whig
I had a similar reaction to 'Debbie Does Dallas' for a dissimilar reason.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at March 04, 2020 02:18 PM (kfcYC)
"Yeah, I don't like him. Yeah, he's not a good Republican. But you know what? Maybe he'll appeal to some centrist Democrats."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 04, 2020 01:49 PM (zZbCU)
It is the "electability" argument - the one you use to convince yourself that your candidate isn't going to get as pummeled as you fear.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at March 04, 2020 02:18 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Dalton Chandler at March 04, 2020 03:00 PM (dRmxM)
Posted by: Don't Kill Me, Hillary at March 04, 2020 03:05 PM (6MoD2)
Posted by: The LOL Pirate Rik Wilson at March 04, 2020 05:26 PM (EATOD)
"Biden wins Arkansas without even going down to see his new grandchild there." - Brent Schuer - Twitter
https://twitter.com/BrentScher/status/1235038677513859076
Posted by: Pro Inalienable Rights at March 05, 2020 01:12 AM (Fmrwt)
Posted by: Skip5019 at March 05, 2020 01:58 AM (F3NPR)
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Posted by: Skip5019 at March 05, 2020 02:11 AM (F3NPR)
Posted by: Skip5019 at March 05, 2020 03:00 AM (F3NPR)
"We just want her back safe" he said to a recent gathering of supporters.
Posted by: Skip5019 at March 05, 2020 04:00 AM (F3NPR)
Campaign sources - no hard evidence of foul play.
Posted by: Skip5019 at March 05, 2020 04:19 AM (F3NPR)
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