A Bunch of Twitter Crap I Had Thought I'd Write Complete Posts About But I Didn't So Here They Are In Slapdash Fashion

Super Tuesday update: Apparently Joe Biden won Virginia, easily. Well, it's where his main base of support, NeverTrumpers, all live.


She's going to be on Fox with Mollie Hemingway-- presumably, attempting to shut down any discussion of the DNC changing the rules to screw Bernie.

Despite news reports saying that DNC officials are scheming to do exactly that.

Despite DNC officials talking with Bloomberg about a brokered convention, and plotting to screw Bernie Sanders.

Despite this NYT report with this headline: Democrat Party Leaders Willing to Risk Party Damage to Stop Bernie Sanders

And despite she being one of the DNC officials who herself rigged debates against Bernie Sanders by giving Hillary Clinton debate questions in advance of the debate.

But her plan is to play the Angry Black Woman of Undetermined Sexual Orientation card and yell at anyone who mentions these inconvenient facts, and thus shut down the discussion.

The liberals and NeverTrumpers who control the Fox News division are very quick to censor and censure conservatives for wrongthink, or to forbid reporters from reporting facts they've decided are Bad Facts.

We'll see how they handle Donna Brazille's One Woman Disinformation Campaign.

Anyone want to guess that she will be permitted a very wide latitude that Mollie Hemingway would not be?


Meanwhile, Katie Tur. Whose only qualifications are big tits and being willing to have Keith Olbermann lie on her and sweat.


"Por que." Nice recall of a single phrase in Spanish. Yo soy mucho impressanto.

Great:

Oh thank you for clarifying.

At what point do nerds grant you the legal right to just beat the shit out of them and stuff their heads into a toilet?

Twitter suspends people for saying "okay dude" to an antagonistic tranny, but supporting actual biological terrorism is okay:


Twitter also permits trannies to suggest shooting "terfs:"

By the way, I got suspended for joking around with a friend that he was a three-toothed hillbilly mongoloid. Totally kidding.

But "mongoloid" was bannable.

Okay. But if someone -- maybe a tranny -- wants to make fun of a "terf" for actually living with a bona fide brain damage -- well, of course the trannies can do whatever they want.

It's just us "Privileged People" who have to mind what we say.

I'm sorry -- are you claiming this isn't true?

You do realize that Elizabeth Warren just proposed ripping down the wall, ostensibly to help stop coronavirus from spreading in the US?


This is my new favorite joke:

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Posted by: Ace at 06:48 PM




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1 Nicely played.

Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 06:48 PM (PXIwb)

2 Boom!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)

3 So close...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)

4 Ugh. So much evil.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 03, 2020 06:51 PM (CUU+W)

5 Is this thread open, or should we come back later?

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 06:51 PM (90T4r)

6 I cannot imagine the debates between PDT and his opponent. I thought the debates between Trump and The Beast were funny.

Posted by: Jmel at March 03, 2020 06:51 PM (OeWgo)

7 Damn, that ignorant liar Brazile just called Katie Pavlich a liar for saying the DNC rigged the nomination against Bernie in 2016. I guess she didn't give Hillary the debate questions after all.


Seriously, why is this despicable person still on Fox?

Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 06:52 PM (T6t7i)

8


Woah, Katy Tur does have some nice sweater muffins.

But are they bigger than her DaddyMommy?


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 03, 2020 06:52 PM (lg/F7)

9 ?Quien is la biblioteca?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 06:52 PM (lL/XW)

10 I like how Donkey Chompers has a firm grip on that there mic.

Seems she has had a lot of practice on gripping things.....

And Donna Blue Hair needs to go away. Far away.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (Z+IKu)

11 Disgusting garbage people.


Pretty sure Candi Debacawhatever is an out and proud Socialist.

Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (bDqIh)

12 Brazile is just weird looking. Is that racist?

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (90T4r)

13 Your mother in law in armor

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (ZCEU2)

14 Dios mio! Por queso?!?

Posted by: Katy Tur - I speak Mexican Gud at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (iys0/)

15 People have been kicked off Fox News for less than what Donna Brazile said, no?

Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 06:54 PM (bDqIh)

16
Myke Cole. When self-parody says HELLO! and the self doesn't recognize it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2020 06:54 PM (M9ntN)

17 Now Donna Brazille called Katy Pavlich a liar

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 06:54 PM (rpxSz)

18 Katy Tur es un taco grande.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 06:54 PM (90T4r)

19 Katy Tur *does* have nice tits.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 03, 2020 06:54 PM (ufFY8)

20 What kind of name is CdeBaca? Anyone planning to attend a Trump rally while they have coronavirus is a sociopath.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 06:55 PM (WI7YS)

21 People with blogs and a circle of regulars should never stoop to twitter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2020 06:55 PM (VPuxH)

22 But her plan is to play the Angry Black Woman of Undetermined Sexual
Orientation card and yell at anyone who mentions these inconvenient
facts, and thus shut down the discussion.


I didn't see this before posting my #7. Honest Injun.

Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 06:55 PM (T6t7i)

23 Slapdash Ace is good Ace.

Posted by: henry at March 03, 2020 06:55 PM (J3Rfi)

24 LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 03, 2020 06:55 PM (zlgJP)

25 Woulda been first. Read it all.

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 06:55 PM (Qf83p)

26 I added two really good ones -- one at the very top, one at the very bottom.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (PbpT7)

27 But her plan is to play the Angry Black Woman of Undetermined Sexual Orientation card and yell at anyone who mentions these inconvenient facts, and thus shut down the discussion.

Fox pays her millions of dollars for that schtick. It works for her. She ain't changing.

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (ZfRYq)

28 IIRC, Katy Tur is also the Brainiac who worried Republicans would gerrymander a Senate seat's district to win the election.

Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (bDqIh)

29 Don't know who Katy Tur is. Care even less about her t***s.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (WI7YS)

30
Not that it matters, and it could go either way, but in the first vid, which Dem candidate is the skateboard and which is the bike?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (M9ntN)

31 It's true. Katy Tur got a double shot of female hormones in utero

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (lL/XW)

32 God, I'm glad I stopped reading Myke Cole years ago.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 06:57 PM (l4C/z)

33
in the first vid, which Dem candidate is the skateboard and which is the bike?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

=====

*second*

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2020 06:57 PM (M9ntN)

34 30 Don't know who Katy Tur is. Care even less about her t***s.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (WI7YS)

Well I should hope not!!

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 06:57 PM (90T4r)

35

Oh thank you for clarifying.

At what point do nerds grant you the legal right to just beat the shit out of them and stuff their heads into a toilet?
---
The "alchemically powered" armor would be impossible for her to see out of. It's pointless.

Which is pretty much perfect for Liz Warren.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

36 The Democrats are more concerned about a severe bout of Bernie Bromentum then they are about the Corona Virus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 06:57 PM (dphKJ)

37 I am basically boycotting Fox because of Brazile Nuts the cheater.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 06:58 PM (ZCEU2)

38

THe baking soda volcano made me literally cry laughing. It's so on-point based on her reaction to the slightest criticism. And Cruz's fake reaction was priceless. "No way she can make it erupt . . . "

But the wholesale looting of the store in SF was NUTS!!!. What the actual fuck, SF?

Posted by: imp at March 03, 2020 06:58 PM (SFOr6)

39 Katy Tur's father is a trannie. Now goes by Zoey Tur.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2020 06:58 PM (8w3qu)

40 The tiddies should concern us all!

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 06:58 PM (Qf83p)

41 bet she got those melon dipped in chocolate tits

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (rpxSz)

42 I was cooking a few minutes ago, so not paying attention to the tv, but did I hear Donna Brazile claim when she was born she didn't have the right to vote?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (Wm5SB)

43 >>Fox pays her millions of dollars for that schtick. It works for her. She ain't changing.


I assume they hired Brazile as a bribe to the DNC to get Democrat legislators to appear on their channel.


As we saw with the DNC emails, they expect a certain level of say and access to editorial decisions (see DWS demanding MSNBC pull a guest while the interview was in progress).

Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (bDqIh)

44 The guy being interviewed by Katy Tur is thinking "no mires al las tetas".

Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (T6t7i)

45 I have an 90th level paladin in World of Warcraft that is a living tribute to Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Myke Cobb at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (PbpT7)

46 One of the really fun bright spots of extremely early Trump campaign was when he'd have Katie Tur come down to Trump Tower and he'd scuzz her mercilessly. It happened more than once too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (j3npP)

47 Don't have to worry about gerrymandering with Slow Joe, he is just going to start to appoint Black women for Senators

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (ZCEU2)

48 43 I was cooking a few minutes ago, so not paying attention to the tv, but did I hear Donna Brazile claim when she was born she didn't have the right to vote?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (Wm5SB)

Next she will claim she was born a poor black child.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (90T4r)

49 The one at the bottom is not available.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (gmo/4)

50 >>>40 Katy Tur's father is a trannie. Now goes by Zoey Tur.


I forgot about that.

Surely that explains her belief that Keith Olbermann was an acceptably-butch sexual partner.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (PbpT7)

51 that SF video is a trip
but those people have the government they voted for...
oops

Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (iTXRQ)

52 Heloise from my SACRED THRONE books,
----
LOL. She named a heroine "Heloise!"

These people are caricatures of themselves.

They aspire to be JK Rowling, who was (and still is) a one-note hack.

And yet...probably outselling me.

Sigh.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (cfSRQ)

53 Brazile needs to be fired. Yesterday. My God.. she's coming unhinged just like the rest of them.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (dUJdY)

54 or is that the joke?

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (gmo/4)

55 There was an episode of The Wild Wild West where Dr. Loveless was inside a suit of armor. That was entertaining.

That cropped head of Lizzie is just weird.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 03, 2020 07:01 PM (ch6++)

56 Katy Tur *does* have nice tits.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 03, 2020 06:54 PM (ufFY


I bow to no one in my appreciation of yuge American breasteses, but I do like a big brain to go with them.

Katy Tur couldn't spell her own name if you spotted her the "K," the "T," the "R" and let her choose a vowel.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:01 PM (Ki5SV)

57 54 Brazile needs to be fired. Yesterday. My God.. she's coming unhinged just like the rest of them.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (dUJdY)


There's an opening at MSNBC.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:02 PM (90T4r)

58 You had me at Katy Tur and big tits.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 07:02 PM (CVRjO)

59 can you check if that last post is now available?

if it's not, click here


https://twitter.com/_wintergirl93/status/1234596151791431681

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 07:02 PM (PbpT7)

60 I bought a book from a seller with the best name ever: Cthul-hand Luke

Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 07:02 PM (Izzlo)

61 Willowed, what The Pirate drives:

I would normally guess gold-necklaced The Pirate drives a convertible Corvette (automatic transmission), but I think that's not European enough so I'm going with a Ferrari California.

Still the gold chain, though.

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88 Ferrari Mondial - with automatic transmission

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 06:45 PM (DjiZK)

-

Listening to the Miami Vice theme song everywhere he goes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 03, 2020 07:02 PM (41rs/)

62 Katy Turhas crazy eyes.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 07:02 PM (gmo/4)

63 VT and VA are closed.


Results soon.

Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (AXS9h)

64 Lloyd, they had to use Heloise since if they used Hermione their Mary Sue fan-fic of Hogwarts would be sued by the Hell Legal Legions if JK Rowling.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (dphKJ)

65 did this happen? no. no, but in yellow is lol.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (O+D0T)

66 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (arJlL)

67 The skateboard thing!

It's like Harold Lloyd meets Buster Keaton!

Funniest damned thing I've seen in years!

Posted by: RKae at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (L6Bp7)

68 64 VT and VA are closed.



Moose tell ya?

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (90T4r)

69 Something tells me Brazilian wasn't hired for her perspicacious eloquence.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (S+F2a)

70 LMAO at the baking soda volcano

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

71 Heloise is that lady that tells you the difference between baking soda and baking powder in the newspaper, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (41rs/)

72 I bow to no one in my appreciation of yuge American breasteses, but I do like a big brain to go with them.



Katy Tur couldn't spell her own name if you spotted her the "K," the "T," the "R" and let her choose a vowel.


You want a brain too? Luxury!

Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 07:04 PM (T6t7i)

73 Ferrari Mondial, not to be confused with Mondale Ferraro.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:04 PM (dphKJ)

74 Biden wins VA. Sanders wins VT.

Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:04 PM (AXS9h)

75 Willowed: Prejudiced against Italians? In this day & age?
Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (Izzlo)

Nope, half of them ARE Italian. They believe this virus is the Black Death, and if he goes to Italy "we're all gonna die". I think it's all the hazmat graphics and the idea that you need to bleach the streets in order to control the virus. At the end of the day, it will be like a bad flu or a middling flu, but you never see streets getting disinfected over the flu or pictures of "deserted streets" or of crowds all masked up. The optics might have been devised to show seriousness, but I can't imagine that blasting the streets with disinfectants would stop something spread by droplets or poor hand hygiene. People are convinced they are being lied to because of the crazy costumes, gallons of bleach, and the mortality rate being the percentage of hospitalized who die, not of all who contract it. We do not have great numbers of all people who contract flu as it's not something you must report

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:04 PM (ONvIw)

76 30 Don't know who Katy Tur is. Care even less about her t***s.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (WI7YS)


She keeps birds?

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (ZfRYq)

77 37
The Democrats are more concerned about a severe bout of Bernie Bromentum then they are about the Corona Virus.


Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 06:57 PM (dphKJ)

---
They consider themselves adequately sheltered from the virus. Only poor, unliked people will get it. They have zero compassion.

Bernie, on the other hand, does personally impact them, in terms of gigs and potential government grift that they won't get.

So for these amoral garbage people, it makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)

78 Odds on whether Katy is nice in private?

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (90T4r)

79 Candi Cdebaca is a Communists:

"I don't believe that our current economic system actually works. Capitalism, by design, is extractive, and in order to generate profit in a capitalist system, something has to be exploited . . .I believe in community ownership of land, labor, resources, and distribution of those resources. And so, whatever that morphs into, I think is what will serve community the best, and I'm excited to usher it in by any means necessary."

Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (bDqIh)

80 Baking soda is the Chris Angel of baking powder.

Posted by: old memes at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (Qf83p)

81 When I was born, I couldn't vote either

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:06 PM (lL/XW)

82 That last tweet is hilarious, Ace. LOL

Happy Tuesday, Horde!

Posted by: turambar at March 03, 2020 07:06 PM (Gylu/)

83 80 Candi Cdebaca is a Communists:

"I don't believe that our current economic system actually works. Capitalism, by design, is extractive, and in order to generate profit in a capitalist system, something has to be exploited . . .I believe in community ownership of land, labor, resources, and distribution of those resources. And so, whatever that morphs into, I think is what will serve community the best, and I'm excited to usher it in by any means necessary."
Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (bDqIh)


Some real gibberish there, lizzy. I just read blah, blah, blah.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:06 PM (90T4r)

84 The big armor / tiny head made me think of Larry "Bud" Melman in his huge suit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIgEhPNiJy0

Posted by: RKae at March 03, 2020 07:06 PM (L6Bp7)

85 Katy Tur couldn't spell her own name if you spotted her the "K," the "T," the "R" and let her choose a vowel.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:01 PM (Ki5SV)

***

Now that right there is some first class smack!
I'm stealing it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 07:06 PM (CVRjO)

86

"Somehow, we're trying to put hurdles around one or another candidate? That's stupid!"

This, from the wildebeest who got caught red-handed kneecapping Bernie in the 2016 debates by passing the questions from CNN to Hillary Clinton.

You know... the one who was ousted from her leadership role at the DNC for her involvement in that scandal?

Well, that's who FOX employs now. I hope those of you still watching that pile of shit, dicklicker network that has Paul Ryan on its board take this into consideration.

Fuck FOX. Get woke, go broke. Make it happen, people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 07:07 PM (bQe8/)

87 I guess spending all your time calling Trump names

aint gonna cut it, huh Bern ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:07 PM (rpxSz)

88 She keeps birds?
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (ZfRYq)

Touche
Well done.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 07:07 PM (WI7YS)

89 Vermont and Virginia close polls at 7
NC at 7:30
Maine, Massachusetts, Tennessee, Alabama , Oklahoma and Texas at 8,
Arkansas at 8:30 ( I think)
Minnesota and Colorado at 9
Utah 10
And California will be vote harvesting for at least another week, maybe 2.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 07:07 PM (ZCEU2)

90 VA to Biden Vermont to Bernie

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (6XlcD)

91 "by any means necessary" Senora Cdebaca"

Here is my answer to your threat - *blam* *blam* *blam*

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (dphKJ)

92 NBC exit poll:
Only 13% of voters were between 18-29.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/uvy75rp

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (9t0Zz)

93 The "leaders" in Iran probably believed they were sheltered from the plague virus until they started dropping

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (ONvIw)

94 when she was born she didn't have the right to vote?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (Wm5SB)


Hmmm. Now that you mention it, neither did I.

Woah. Did she accidentally say something that was true?

Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (87gB3)

95 91 VA to Biden Vermont to Bernie
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (6XlcD)

Surprised not, I am.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (90T4r)

96 I believe in community ownership of land, labor, resources, and distribution of those resources. And so, whatever that morphs into, I think is what will serve community the best, and I'm excited to usher it in by any means necessary."
Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (bDqIh)


"Whatever that morphs into" is over there, in the ditch. Go take a look. Your commie allies will just walk a few steps behind you so you don't slip and fall in. I'm sure you can trust them.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (t+qrx)

97 and I'm excited to usher it in by any means necessary."

Whether it's infecting people by Coronvirus or any other means. I suppose. Just evil.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (WI7YS)

98 The poles have closed and the dancers are going home. Right?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (obh/i)

99 Why does Warren in Alchemy armor look like Michael Dukakis in a tank? WTF Massachusetts? The Kennedys had heads like Macy's Parade balloons.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (Wm5SB)

100 Masque of the Red Death for Democrats is a match made in Hell

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (dphKJ)

101 4 years ago, the establishment donks marked Bern down for being a pussy

nothings changed

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (rpxSz)

102 Per Karl Marx, capitalism is always exploitative

But for us who believe in individualism and free trade, every transaction is one where both sides win

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (lL/XW)

103 94
The "leaders" in Iran probably believed they were sheltered from the plague virus until they started dropping

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (ONvIw)

---
"Allahu-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."

*wheeze*

*thud*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:10 PM (cfSRQ)

104 I bet when Bernie was a kid, the other kids stole his lunch pierogis.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:11 PM (90T4r)

105 Didn't Katy Tur's tranny dad beat up Ben Shapiro or something?

Posted by: jsg at March 03, 2020 07:11 PM (lcd8p)

106 Sending out phillips head screw drivers- all these people have a screw loose.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 07:11 PM (TDEVx)

107 >>Some real gibberish there, lizzy. I just read blah, blah, blah

= = = =

Right? The key phrases are:

-- community ownership of land, labor, resources, and distribution of those resources

AND

-- I'm excited to usher it in by any means necessary

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2020 07:11 PM (bDqIh)

108 when she was born she didn't have the right to vote? Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (Wm5SB)

She's good looking for being over a hundred.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 07:11 PM (WI7YS)

109 98 and I'm excited to usher it in by any means necessary."

Whether it's infecting people by Coronvirus or any other means. I suppose. Just evil.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (WI7YS)


A friend said he could not understand how intelligent people could fall for this liberal claptrap.

It's not difficult if you believe in good and evil.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (obh/i)

110 "Allahu-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."

So no Slim Whitman music?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (dphKJ)

111
*thud*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:10 PM (cfSRQ)

Yep. And the water cannons in Iran will make American's think this is on the pavement, just like in China, when people should be washing the countertops and faucet handles instead.

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (ONvIw)

112 Drag your country back to the 9th Century and see how well it stands up to a virus

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (ZCEU2)

113 One of the best things you can do for someone is give them a decent meaningful job, where they can add value and get paid for it

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (lL/XW)

114 And they can just come back again and again until they clean off the shelves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

115 111 "Allahu-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."

So no Slim Whitman music?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (dphKJ)

I loved that dumb, stupid movie, God forgive me.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (90T4r)

116 Katy thinks the Republicans control the Senate because of gerrymandering. Stated it on the air with that arch, Superior Miss tone she's got going on.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (COzlW)

117 Hmmm. Now that you mention it, neither did I.

Woah. Did she accidentally say something that was true?
Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (87gB3)

I seriously can't tell if she's advocating that babies vote, or if she's claiming to be a hundred years old, or if maybe the local Democrats wouldn't let people like her vote even though she legally had the right to.

Any way you cut it, ummm HUH?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (Wm5SB)

118 por que your daddy cut his wang off?

Posted by: x at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (nFwvY)

119 100
Why does Warren in Alchemy armor look like Michael Dukakis in a tank?
WTF Massachusetts? The Kennedys had heads like Macy's Parade balloons.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (Wm5SB)

---
So since we're over 100, I'm going to take a moment for Shameless Self Promotion.

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It's called The Vampires of Michigan and is 100 percent pure action. Some character development but lots of sex, violence, gun play and withering humor.

Ace is my personal inspiration for Malcolm Crawford, hand-cannon toting biker vampire killer.

Who also gets laid. By a French chick. Because he's a HERO.

Anyhow, buy the book. Link in nickname.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (cfSRQ)

120 Apparently Valerie Jarrett was doing Austin Powers cosplay on CBS today.


These people are freaking nuts.

https://tinyurl.com/ukpq7ku

Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (Izzlo)

121 Not even half of 1% reporting in VA.


And they call it. That's criminal.

Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (AXS9h)

122 These people are caricatures of themselves.

They aspire to be JK Rowling, who was (and still is) a one-note hack.

And yet...probably outselling me.

Sigh.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (cfSRQ)


**fistbump**

I know the feeling, brother.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:14 PM (Ki5SV)

123 WHEN I WAS A CHILD WE STOOD IN LINE FOR 10 HOURS TO GET A PIEROGIE AND WE WERE DAMN GLAD TO HAVE IT.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 03, 2020 07:14 PM (COzlW)

124 I believe in community ownership of land, labor, resources, and distribution of those resources.

--Candi Cdebaca


Nobody "owns" my labor but me, bitch.

My employers rent my labor. I agreed to the deal. If the deal stops being to my liking, I will end that agreement and make a different deal.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:14 PM (9t0Zz)

125 >> Sending out phillips head screw drivers- all these people have a screw loose.


These dillholes will think you mistakenly sent them your handyman Philip's tool.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2020 07:14 PM (bDqIh)

126 Sending out phillips head screw drivers- all these people have a screw loose.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 07:11 PM (TDEVx)


You know who's got it figured out? The people ripping off the Walgreens. They've bothered to do the math. The risk/return is in their favor.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:14 PM (t+qrx)

127 121 Apparently Valerie Jarrett was doing Austin Powers cosplay on CBS today.


These people are freaking nuts.

https://tinyurl.com/ukpq7ku
Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (Izzlo)

I will never get the Batgirl Congresswoman out of my memory.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:14 PM (90T4r)

128 Lizzy, hate to tell ya but BAMN sure sounds like a threat.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 07:15 PM (TDEVx)

129 On Twitter

https://tinyurl.com/udut6sm

Alex Azar says that scientists have developed a potential vaccine after three days

Dr Fauci We are going into a phase one trial for a vaccine.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 03, 2020 07:15 PM (EMi53)

130 122 Not even half of 1% reporting in VA.


And they call it. That's criminal.
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (AXS9h)

think they could be trying to affect the CA vote ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:15 PM (rpxSz)

131
Well, I'm glad coronavirus is getting attention to Candi CdeBaca, who you wouldn't know if you ain't from my particular city. She's a real gem, that one.

Also, if you didn't come up around around a lot of Hispanics, you won't know this fun fact: CdeBaca is a contraction/corruption of "cabeza de vaca," which in G-d's native tongue of English is "cowhead." The name was attained by low-class people with particularly ugly features. No kiddin'.

It's been a name for "poor and ugly" for a long damned time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 07:15 PM (bQe8/)

132 The expression on Warren's face in the armor picture is the face of a person who is regretting not having eaten that bran muffin a few hours earlier.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 03, 2020 07:16 PM (PD1/H)

133 One of the best things you can do for someone is give them a decent meaningful job, where they can add value and get paid for it
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (lL/XW)


I don't care if the job is meaningful or not. If it's a job, and it pays, someone will take it. It's up to management to make the employment worthwhile.
That's called leadership.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 07:16 PM (CVRjO)

134 "No, but in yellow"

Heh, love that.

Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 07:16 PM (8ruUE)

135 Ace-
Go over to educatedhillbillys(robprovince)Twitter. He's got a video from this weekend of Gavin McInnes getting kicked out of CPAC for yelling/mocking a pack of soyboys.

"Hey, Will!! You piece of shit!"

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2020 07:16 PM (AD3JT)

136 131 122 Not even half of 1% reporting in VA.


And they call it. That's criminal.
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (AXS9h)

think they could be trying to affect the CA vote ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:15 PM (rpxSz)

They would never be that villainous. Right?

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:16 PM (90T4r)

137 122 Not even half of 1% reporting in VA.

And they call it. That's criminal.

Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (AXS9h)


She looks deviant.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (obh/i)

138 137 131 122 Not even half of 1% reporting in VA.


And they call it. That's criminal.
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (AXS9h)

Bern was never gonna win VA

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (6XlcD)

139 Alex Azar says that scientists have developed a potential vaccine after three days

Dr Fauci We are going into a phase one trial for a vaccine.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 03, 2020 07:15 PM (EMi53)

It's pretty impressive, so if Wuhan ends up seasonal, and I see no reason why it should, this will be great. Or a general corona virus vaccine that can be tweaked for the strain of the year, might be better.

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (ONvIw)

140 Brazile and Pavlich are off the panel now. Was that planned?

Posted by: IrishEi at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (sGotD)

141 Don't feel too bad Lloyd and MPPPP, my royalty check from Amazon for 2019 was pitiful.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (dphKJ)

142 142 Don't feel too bad Lloyd and MPPPP, my royalty check from Amazon for 2019 was pitiful.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (dphKJ)

But you got free Prime, right?

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (90T4r)

143 How do you get the pie inside the rogie?

Posted by: AOC at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (COzlW)

144 Donna Brazile can double go to hell!

Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (spA/L)

145 think they could be trying to affect the CA vote ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:15 P

Yep and the other states.

Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (AXS9h)

146 Dobbs saying Slo-Joe won VA, VT is favored to go to Crazy Bernie.

Ugh, and Dobbs just played a clip of that horrid cunt Hilary.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 07:19 PM (ufFY8)

147 I talked to a guy today who insisted that the coronavirus was a hoax invented by -- not kidding -- Trump, Pelosi, Schumer, China and Big Pharma to sell more vaccines "to make us all sicker."

I've talked to the guy before. He's convinced Trump is a left-winger who wants to turn America into a socialist dictatorship. All his fighting with the Democrats is just for show, the guy says. Trump's actually no different from Bernie Sanders, he says -- says Trump wants to run against Sanders because they're actually best buddies. Yeah, I don't follow, either.

So while I'm inclined to believe somebody actually called up Swallwell's office and said what he says they said, I don't really know how it's Trump's fault. Crazy folks gonna crazy.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at March 03, 2020 07:19 PM (R1mDg)

148 I hate it when skateboarders do that noisy shit *clackety clack* and fall off. I'm always rooting for a broken ankle, but bicycle umbrella dude was just BONUS.

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2020 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

149 **fistbump**



I know the feeling, brother.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:14 PM (Ki5SV)

---
*Passes bottle of bourbon*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:19 PM (cfSRQ)

150 Went to vote fairly late here in NC. The polling place parking lot was thick with Dem workers. I much preferred GA, where such folk cannot be within 200' of the polling place.

They are like swarming gnats, you practically have to swat them away. Long ago I learned to announce loudly as I approach, "I vote against anyone whose workers assail me!".

Works pretty well, and has to be frustrating for them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:19 PM (CDGwz)

151 121 Apparently Valerie Jarrett was doing Austin Powers cosplay on CBS today.


These people are freaking nuts.

https://tinyurl.com/ukpq7ku
Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (Izzlo)

That. Is. Awesome. That's the funniest thing I've seen in days.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 07:19 PM (Wm5SB)

152 Biden has strong support in Capital of the Confederacy!

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (ZfRYq)

153 Also, if you didn't come up around around a lot of Hispanics, you won't know this fun fact: CdeBaca is a contraction/corruption of "cabeza de vaca," which in G-d's native tongue of English is "cowhead."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 07:15 PM (bQe8/)


There's also no song with the chord progression C-D-E-B-A-C-A.

https://www.hooktheory.com/trends

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

154 I believe in community ownership of land, labor, resources, and distribution of those resources.

--Candi Cdebaca

Nobody "owns" my labor but me, bitch.

My employers rent my labor. I agreed to the deal. If the deal stops being to my liking, I will end that agreement and make a different deal.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03

***

This.

See you in the streets bitch. Bring friends. You're gonna need them.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (CVRjO)

155 I just emailed Fox and told them to fire her fucking ass.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (dUJdY)

156 regarding tweet #1, what a fucked up, doomed culture some people have.

Posted by: x at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (nFwvY)

157 Now Dobbs is saying Fox is calling VT for the old communist.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (ufFY8)

158 Twitter is still worthless.

Posted by: klaftern at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (RuIsu)

159 Valerie Jarrett thinks whomever leads the Dem candidates after Sooper Tuesday should announce their VP choice--her suggestion is Alotta Fagina!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1234850300948819970

Posted by: socalcon at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (Roy2Z)

160 Joey Bidet's victory speech for Virginia, "the South will rise again!"

*dead silence*

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:21 PM (dphKJ)

161 P.S. Donna Brazile is a nut.
A Brazil nut.

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2020 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

162
Bernie's going to win Vermont?!

No good explanation.

Posted by: Donna Brazile at March 03, 2020 07:21 PM (CDGwz)

163 One of the plot points in Narcos Mexico is how Felix Gallardo, the George Washington of the cartels, fixed the Presidential election by putting out false reports about the results in Mexico City to suppress the rural turnout

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:21 PM (lL/XW)

164 145 Donna Brazile can double go to hell!
Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (spA/L)

Yeah! Double dumbass on her!

Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at March 03, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

165 Posted by: Ex-liberal at March 03, 2020 07:19 PM (R1mDg)

------

OK, that's legitimately insane.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 07:21 PM (bQe8/)

166 122
Not even half of 1% reporting in VA.





And they call it. That's criminal.

Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (AXS9h)

________


The votes were already counted last night and the headlines written.

Posted by: ShainS at March 03, 2020 07:22 PM (WqPYg)

167 It was obviously only a matter of time before the Left mentioned deliberately spreading virus at a Trump rally. Who was the Leftist homo maniac who got a job as an intern at Liberty University to spread his own infections?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 07:22 PM (XAbde)

168 >>>when she was born she didn't have the right to vote?
~~~~~

To be fair, none of us had the right to vote when we were born; had to wait until we were 18.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 03, 2020 07:22 PM (sGotD)

169 145
Donna Brazile can double go to hell!

Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (spA/L)

Whoa. Strong Weasel. You don't wanna walk that back a bit?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob '"Heidi says 'no licking the ettes' at the MOME" at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (Orx/W)

170 Cabeza de Vaca discovered Texas.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (8w3qu)

171 I can't believe how all tv networks have devoted all their prime time to covering a bunch of primaries. This dogshit used to pass almost unnoticed by real news reporters. Now it's third rate "entertainment" featuring ugly codgers, retards and homos.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (y7DUB)

172 Meanwhile, Katie Tur. Whose only qualifications are big tits and being willing to have Keith Olbermann lie on her and sweat.


Until reading this, I zero respect for Katie Tur.

Now, I realize I am wrong.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (sy5kK)

173 I can report that people at the Tigard CostCo are buying toilet paper. I swear, every other cart had at least one 69-roll package. CostCo employees had set out special pallets of Charmin ine the back of the store.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (PD1/H)

174 Vampires of Michigan was a really fun book. I probably overanalyzed it in my "review", but after 25 years with psychiatric patients, it's what I do.



Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (ONvIw)

175 Early voting sure changes things.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (TDEVx)

176 Posted by: Ex-liberal at March 03, 2020 07:19 PM (R1mDg)

You have to be pretty damn educated to be that stupid.

I knew an African American PhD who believed that Newt Gingrich shot down Ron Brown's plane.

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (ZfRYq)

177
Donna Brazile can double go to hell!

Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (spA/L)

Whoa. Strong Weasel. You don't wanna walk that back a bit?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob '"Heidi says 'no licking the ettes' at the MOME" at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (Orx/W
--------
The time for being nice is over!!

Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (MVjcR)

178 Katy Tur(d)


Hanna Zoey Tur explains what's wrong with little Katy.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (bML9A)

179 170
145

Donna Brazile can double go to hell!



Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (spA/L)

Whoa. Strong Weasel. You don't wanna walk that back a bit?


Posted by: Cannibal Blob '"Heidi says 'no licking the ettes' at the MOME" at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (Orx/W)

I think proper protocol demands that "can single dog go to hell" be invoked first.

Posted by: Ralphie at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (ufFY8)

180 Posted by: Cannibal Blob '"Heidi says 'no licking the ettes' at the MOME" at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (Orx/W)

Heidi's a bit of a killjoy, ain't she...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (NWiLs)

181 169 >>>when she was born she didn't have the right to vote?
~~~~~

To be fair, none of us had the right to vote when we were born; had to wait until we were 18.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 03, 2020 07:22 PM (sGotD)


You natives are really stupid, aren't you?

Posted by: millions of illegals, non-citizens, and felons who are Calif voters today - SUCKERS! at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (sy5kK)

182 136
Ace-

Go over to educatedhillbillys(robprovince)Twitter. He's got a video
from this weekend of Gavin McInnes getting kicked out of CPAC for
yelling/mocking a pack of soyboys.



"Hey, Will!! You piece of shit!"

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2020 07:16 PM (AD3JT)

---
Yeah, I can't imagine why anyone would find hurling cusswords objectionable.

These people...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (cfSRQ)

183 You know, biden gets a lot of heat for his speeches but some of what he says is very smart.

His argument that he is keeping his slaves because they are greener than farm machinery strikes a chord with voters.

Same with his promise to free his slaves if he gets the gov tax credits.

Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (HALdu)

184 I meant meaningful job in the sense of "not
Government make work"

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (lL/XW)

185 174 I can report that people at the Tigard CostCo are buying toilet paper. I swear, every other cart had at least one 69-roll package. CostCo employees had set out special pallets of Charmin ine the back of the store.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (PD1/H)

Well, I too think this coronavirus thing is a bunch of shit.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (90T4r)

186 The time for being nice is over!!

Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (MVjcR)

LMAO! too much man.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (Orx/W)

187 Nah, Twitter's not worthless.

ClashReport has good missile strike porn.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (El6T/)

188 How is toilet paper protecting people from a disease?

Posted by: old memes at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (Qf83p)

189 I place a higher value on the possum that's been eating MonkeyBoy's (our orange outside cat) food than I do the average democrap voter.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (XhWtx)

190 174 I can report that people at the Tigard CostCo are buying toilet paper. I swear, every other cart had at least one 69-roll package. CostCo employees had set out special pallets of Charmin ine the back of the store.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (PD1/H)


It's obvious they learned the Somali lesson.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (obh/i)

191 when she was born she didn't have the right to vote?




wasn't she born in iran?

vote? she didn't have the right to a clit,

Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (HALdu)

192 I believe in community ownership of land, labor, resources, and distribution of those resources.

--Candi Cdebaca


Candi...
You wanton libidinous trollop.
I've been fighting communism my whole life. I'm not stopping now. If you truly believe that horseshit, then keep in mind there are a shitload of others just like me.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (CVRjO)

193 nobody liked you old memes

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (Qf83p)

194 I'll gladly pay you Super Thursday for a pierogie today.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (COzlW)

195
There's also no song with the chord progression C-D-E-B-A-C-A.

https://www.hooktheory.com/trends
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (t+qrx)


This is the kind of insightful commentary that keeps me coming back.

Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (87gB3)

196 Heidi's a bit of a killjoy, ain't she...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (NWiLs)

MN. They are so reserved.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (Orx/W)

197 Early state calls are not necessarily nefarious ... they have exit polling data, etc. And not sure why anyone voting any other state would care about a primary result in another state ... New Hampshire was called last week, why is anyone even bothering to vote today!

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (hdzef)

198 175
Vampires of Michigan was a really fun book. I probably overanalyzed it
in my "review", but after 25 years with psychiatric patients, it's what I
do.



Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (ONvIw)

---
Thanks!




Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)

199 Drag your country back to the 9th Century and see how well it stands up to a virus

C'mon, Skip. You should know, the quarantine was invented by Avicenna in Persia. When it comes to locking people up, the sons of the Prophet are hard to beat.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (8IOEj)

200 When I was born I didn't have the right to vote.
Had to wait twenty one years.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 07:27 PM (obh/i)

201 I can report that people at the Tigard CostCo are buying toilet paper.

There is a coronavirus case down in Lake Oswego.

Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 07:27 PM (jOEDM)

202 Winter is coming

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2020 07:27 PM (NVYyb)

203 Anyone have any numbers on how many of these primaries have early voting?

I would have to think the results aren't going to be close to what current polls are saying. So many people have dropped out, Biden looked dead just a few days ago, Bloomberg looked to be surging a few weeks ago, etc.

Posted by: Blago at March 03, 2020 07:27 PM (sjTfF)

204
To be fair, none of us had the right to vote when we were born; had to wait until we were 18.
Posted by: IrishEi
-----

I was born at a time when the general populace was still sane. Voting age: 21

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (CDGwz)

205 203 Winter is coming
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2020 07:27 PM (NVYyb)

Well that sucks.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (90T4r)

206 Super Tuesday is like Tuesday, just bigger.

Like the moon versus....uh...you know the thing.

M-O-O-N. That spells Jobs.

Posted by: jsg at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (lcd8p)

207 wasn't she born in iran?
vote? she didn't have the right to a clit,
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (HALdu)
~~~~~

You're talking ValJar. The vote thing was Brazile.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (sGotD)

208 Donks may not be able to vote when they are born

but they make up for it after they are dead

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (rpxSz)

209 The campaign against Joe Biden from here to November should be simple: "Mr. Biden, please explain why America should vote for a guy who openly bragged about doing what The President was impeached for."

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (0jZvB)

210 175 Vampires of Michigan was a really fun book. I probably overanalyzed it in my "review", but after 25 years with psychiatric patients, it's what I do.



Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (ONvIw)

So...what's your opinion regarding the mental health and status of the author?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (NWiLs)

211 How is toilet paper protecting people from a disease?
Posted by: old memes at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (Qf83p)

There are ways, believe me, you don't want to know.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (Z+IKu)

212 ou're talking ValJar. The vote thing was Brazile.
Posted by: IrishEi at March




thanks

Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (HALdu)

213 198
Early state calls are not necessarily nefarious ... they have exit
polling data, etc. And not sure why anyone voting any other state would
care about a primary result in another state ... New Hampshire was
called last week, why is anyone even bothering to vote today!

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (hdzef)

Yeah. Early calls will only become a problem when they start turning out to be inaccurate more often. Then the networks will back off and wait longer.

It's not like that particular state can theoretically change the result, since theoretically all the votes are already in.
Theoretically.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (ufFY8)

214 Brazile is just weird looking. Is that racist?
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (90T4r)

She looks like one of those toy gremlins or whatever that you pull the hair out to make it longer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (8mjAP)

215 Forget to add a

~ Joe Biden to that post.

Posted by: jsg at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (lcd8p)

216 186 174 I can report that people at the Tigard CostCo are buying toilet paper. I swear, every other cart had at least one 69-roll package. CostCo employees had set out special pallets of Charmin ine the back of the store.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (PD1/H)

It's Super Taco Tuesday. I hope that's the three ply soft stuff.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (Wm5SB)

217 Bloomberg better get moving or he isn't going to get a single delegate in VA.

That's some piss poor ROI, mini.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)

218 161
Joey Bidet's victory speech for Virginia, "the South will rise again!"

*dead silence*


Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:21 PM (dphKJ)

_________


And that his choice for VP is California CongressCritter Brad Sherman.
Biden/Sherman 2020 -- We're Going to March Through the South!

Posted by: ShainS at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (WqPYg)

219 Don't feel too bad Lloyd and MPPPP, my royalty check from Amazon for 2019 was pitiful.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (dphKJ)


**smiles**

I'd starve if I had to live off my royalties.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (Ki5SV)

220 I can't believe Katy Tur's dad had to pay for breast implants when Katy could have given him half of hers and they both would have plenty.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 03, 2020 07:30 PM (4thlk)

221 So Donna Brazile is a troll doll

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:30 PM (dphKJ)

222 Don't know who Katy Tur is. Care even less about her t***s.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (WI7YS)

Eh, take away her tits, what's she got? Nada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 07:30 PM (8mjAP)

223 220 Don't feel too bad Lloyd and MPPPP, my royalty check from Amazon for 2019 was pitiful.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (dphKJ)

**smiles**

I'd starve if I had to live off my royalties.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (Ki5SV)


Prime Pantry has a 20 pack deal on Ramen. Sweet.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:30 PM (90T4r)

224 heh ABC declares NC for Biden. The polls are not closed yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:31 PM (CDGwz)

225 I can't believe Katy Tur's dad had to pay for breast implants when Katy could have given him half of hers and they both would have plenty.
Posted by: lowandslow at March

Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 07:31 PM (HALdu)

226 I cast my protest vote in Va, for Tulsi. Even though Trump will absolutely crush any dim in the general, I wanted to have a small say in who might rule over me. If Tulsi is telling me what to do, I'm all ears...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 03, 2020 07:31 PM (QfsKk)

227 Ha, Mini-Mike is last in VA and VT to far.

Suck it, little tyrant.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 07:31 PM (ufFY8)

228 I can't believe Katy Tur's dad had to pay for breast implants when Katy could have given him half of hers and they both would have plenty.
Posted by: lowandslow at March



that is just selfish

Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (HALdu)

229 gotta love Barbara Streisand's anti Trump the liar column under a picture of her from the 20th century

Posted by: x at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (nFwvY)

230 What the hell is Mike Bloomberg doing?

https://mobile.twitter.com/stillgray/status/1234902205095743488

Posted by: Hold My Corona at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (mR8Pc)

231 228 Ha, Mini-Mike is last in VA and VT to far.

Suck it, little tyrant.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 07:31 PM (ufFY


Tiny Town will be gloomy tonight.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (90T4r)

232 NC is closed.

Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (AXS9h)

233 233 NC is closed.
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (AXS9h)

Tarheel out front should've told ya.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

234 It would be nice if Mini-Mike would be hoisted upon his own petard but there is a height problem to overcome.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (dphKJ)

235 So, since we're long past 100 -

The streaming version of The Name of the Rose - anybody see it? Is it worth it?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (Ki5SV)

236 So wait, its not the MOME where you lick the ettes 'hello' and 'goodbye'?

What event am I thinking of then?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob '"Heidi says 'no licking the ettes' at the MOME" at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (Orx/W)

237 You wanna see funny ?

Go take a look at Katy Tur's tits in 30 years.

Posted by: That teacher in Breakfast Club at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (lcd8p)

238 223 Don't know who Katy Tur is. Care even less about her t***s.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (WI7YS)

Eh, take away her tits, what's she got? Nada.


The kind of family history the left wants for the rest of us.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (8erNz)

239 NC is closed.
Posted by: Ha



The whole state? This is serious, people.

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (Qf83p)

240 Back when Dems owned the plantations, Donna Brazile would have been lucky to be a house Mammy.


Keep on Demin' on, Donna.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (ptqGC)

241 193 I believe in community ownership of land, labor, resources, and distribution of those resources.

--Candi Cdebaca


Candi...
You wanton libidinous trollop.
I've been fighting communism my whole life. I'm not stopping now. If you truly believe that horseshit, then keep in mind there are a shitload of others just like me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (CVRjO)

*fistbump, and a beer*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (sy5kK)

242 233 NC is closed.
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (AXS9h)


Just great!!! Turn around at Pigeon Forge I guess!

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (90T4r)

243 What a litany. I'm not sure whether to be sickened...or sickened even more.

The video of human scum loading trashbags full of stolen merchandise in full view is a great illustrative metaphor of where we are.

Likewise Katie Turd and the egghead conversing in bafflement at the idea of an Hispanic guy voting for Trump.

Madness, everywhere around us.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (H8QX8)

244 233 NC is closed.

Does that mean the troops are going over the beach?

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (8erNz)

245 Hey, great to be back here with my Moron friends and Hot Airways!

I know everyone thought I was toast, but I showed them. Steiner did come! Hah, right there in South Dakota we showed them what for!

What. For.

Word as a Biden.

Where's the guy who reminds me of my son? Ollie Pundit! Stand up! No, no, I said stand up, not throw up. Cut back on the booze, man. I take it back, Hunter does coke like a Hoover but he holds his whiskey. Damn, son.

Yeah, so it's great to be here, and I'm looking forward to Super Thursday next Friday. It's Lent, and as a Catholic I got my ashes in gear. Get it! I crack myself up.

What? Not Hot Hair? Where the hell am I? Morons?

Hey, I don't have anything against special ed kids. My son was one of 'em. Jill, says I qualify. Word as a Biden. Come here Doctor Jill and let me have a nibble. Num, num, num.

Yeah, so unlike Trump, I'm compassionate and caring. I love the retarded, especially retarded little girls. Cute the way they drool. Just like Hunter.

Posted by: Joe Biden of the Horde at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (cfSRQ)

246 Guess Bernie gonna have to bring it in the next debate

not sure he up to it

did he really want to be the nominee ?

or does he just like running and being adore by the bros

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (rpxSz)

247 236 So, since we're long past 100 -

The streaming version of The Name of the Rose - anybody see it? Is it worth it?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


if it doesn't have Zardoz, it's crap

Posted by: x at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (nFwvY)

248 NC had an extension of 40 minutes til 810 at one precinct so the results will be late

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (ZfRYq)

249 I love those Brazilla nuts. Hey we're having a great night. Go Joe Go!

Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (Tnijr)

250 >>How is toilet paper protecting people from a disease?
Posted by: old memes


Really wanna know?

Posted by: Left hand at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (bDqIh)

251 Jane D'Oh... [i[Gone With the Wind, "I know nutin 'bout no babies!" Picture Donna.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (dphKJ)

252 The streaming version of The Name of the Rose - anybody see it? Is it worth it?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (Ki5SV)
------
I thought it was not bad. Saw it a long time ago, though. Not as complex as the novel, and they made a major change in what happened to a couple of characters.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (PD1/H)

253 Ha, Mini-Mike is last in VA and VT to far.



Suck it, little tyrant.


All those TV ads have just let everyone know that he's really, really annoying.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (oVJmc)

254 231 What the hell is Mike Bloomberg doing?

https://mobile.twitter.com/stillgray/status/1234902205095743488
Posted by: Hold My Corona at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (mR8Pc)

Trying to empty the box so he can use it to get a drink of water out of the fountain?

Posted by: That teacher in Breakfast Club at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (lcd8p)

255 The Name of the Rose is a good movie.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (l3+k2)

256 You wanton libidinous trollop.
I've been fighting communism my whole life. I'm not stopping now. If you truly believe that horseshit, then keep in mind there are a shitload of others just like me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (CVRjO)

You say "wanton libidinous trollop" like it's a bad thing...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

257 Right now at this moment, Bernie Sanders is having rape fantasies about the entire fielding of primary candidates.

Posted by: Fritz at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (ATCV4)

258 124
WHEN I WAS A CHILD WE STOOD IN LINE FOR 10 HOURS TO GET A PIEROGIE AND WE WERE DAMN GLAD TO HAVE IT.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A) PIEROGI IS PLURAL AND B) IN LENINGRAD THEY'RE CALLED PIROZHKI (SINGULAR PIROZHOK).

Posted by: Anachronda at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (sGtp+)

259 The Deep Staters living in Va have to go for all but brain dead SlowJoe, puppeteers love a weak leader.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (ZCEU2)

260 Of course NC is closed. And NO is normally open.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (Tnijr)

261 Yikes! Bernie is losing his momentum to Biden. The money men must be ecstatic.

Posted by: EveR at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (ZZDMQ)

262 Does she have a good figure or just a set of tits?

Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (HALdu)

263 What the hell is Mike Bloomberg doing?


Proving he hasn't had to care about what anyone else thinks for a loooooooooooooong time.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (9t0Zz)

264 The New York-based propaganda outlets are calling quick wins for Biden in Virginia and North Carolina to stomp on Texas and California. They are all in to kill off Bernie.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (puu6v)

265 Welp, VA Dems. Seems you've gone Full Biden.


President Corky and VP Tank Abrams. Bask in the dream.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

266 Trump ad

"Beto will handle the guns for me" Joe Biden

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:37 PM (rpxSz)

267 NC had an extension of 40 minutes til 810 at one precinct so the results will be late
Posted by: blaster
--------

Without checking, I'd bet a grand that it is a Dem district.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:37 PM (xSo9G)

268 The party of diversity is down to two nearly 80 year old white guys.

Feel the excitement.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

269 264 What the hell is Mike Bloomberg doing?

coming up short

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (rpxSz)

270 How is toilet paper protecting people from a disease?
Posted by: old memes


Either anticipating runs on it *(Yes, that was a pun.)
Or
Supplies dwindle due to supply chain interruptions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (S+F2a)

271 Looks like Bernie is flaming out.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (j3npP)

272 What the hell is Mike Bloomberg doing?

The man who doesn't think you should have a big soda eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest for others.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

273 That clip from SF with the shoplifters?

That's Candi Dcebaca's "community ownership" ideas in action, no?

I'm sure Ayer's and Dohrn's sons, AG Chesa Boudin, will get right on that shoplifting problem!

Posted by: Left hand at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (bDqIh)

274 Just because Biden is beating Bernie with black voters doesn't mean Biden would get strong black turnout in the general

I could beat Bernie with black voters

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (lL/XW)

275 I am going to laugh my ASS off if Bloomberg doesn't win a single delegate tonight.

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (ZfRYq)

276 Of course NC is closed. And NO is normally open.
Posted by: Joe Biteum
---------

Good of you to relay that knowledge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (CDGwz)

277 265
The New York-based propaganda outlets are calling quick wins for Biden
in Virginia and North Carolina to stomp on Texas and California. They
are all in to kill off Bernie.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (puu6v)

---
The problem is that the Bernie Bros aren't about siding with the winner.

For them, it's an act of heroic defiance, so the more the DNC/Media axis tries to fix things, the more determined they become.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (cfSRQ)

278 Name of the Rose is well worth watching.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (TDEVx)

279 231 What the hell is Mike Bloomberg doing?

https://mobile.twitter.com/stillgray/status/1234902205095743488
Posted by: Hold My Corona at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (mR8Pc)

I own the exact same pair of shorts he is wearing.

Posted by: jsg at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (lcd8p)

280 272
Looks like Bernie is flaming out.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (j3npP)

wish I had thought of that line for BootyGig.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' at March 03, 2020 07:40 PM (Orx/W)

281 What the hell is Mike Bloomberg doing?
coming up short
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (rpxSz)
~~~~~

Heh!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 03, 2020 07:40 PM (sGotD)

282 256 The Name of the Rose is a good movie.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (l3+k2)

It is but that sex scene...

Wasn't Christian Slater and the actress both underage?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 03, 2020 07:40 PM (j3npP)

283 Holy shit Bloomberg won American Samoa!

With 50% of the vote!

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:40 PM (ZfRYq)

284 Bernie doesn't appeal to black voters?

Get the fuck out.

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:40 PM (Qf83p)

285 Are Bernie's walls falling off?

Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:41 PM (MVjcR)

286 Alchemy-powered armor still makes no sense. Your joints would align with the armor joints, making any sort of movement difficult, if not impossible.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 03, 2020 07:41 PM (SgjGX)

287 284
Holy shit Bloomberg won American Samoa!



With 50% of the vote!

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:40 PM (ZfRYq)

---
So who did the other guy vote for?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (cfSRQ)

288 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A) PIEROGI IS PLURAL AND B) IN LENINGRAD THEY'RE CALLED PIROZHKI (SINGULAR PIROZHOK).

Posted by: Anachronda at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (sGtp+)

So where's Ben Rothlisberger to say:

THAT'S FUNNY BECUASE FOR MOST OF LENINGRAD'S HISTORY ANYTHING APPROACHING A PEROGI THAT WAS AVAILABLE WAS JUST CALLED FOOD.

Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (32YRo)

289 The key is how CA goes.

If some CA polls hold, Bernie gets over 70% of the CA delegates with 30 to 35% of the CA vote

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (lL/XW)

290 Long ago I once subsisted (for lunch, many weekdays) on Leningrad pirozhkis. Medical miracle I am. Drank the water, too (vodka is mostly water, you know), and no giardia.

And mustn't forget the kvas, served into a common mug (they'd quickly rinse it out, but the customers basically shared a mug - lovely).


Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (El6T/)

291 Where is a good source for reliable state by state updates on the primaries?

Posted by: Blago at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (sjTfF)

292 The Biden-Trump debates are goona be lit AF

Posted by: jsg at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (lcd8p)

293 Name of the Rose is a good movie and a better book.

Sean Connery plays Sean Connery.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (6/uwW)

294 Of course NC is closed. And NO is normally open.
Posted by: Joe Biteum
---------
Good of you to relay that knowledge.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (CDGwz)


OK, I don't get it. I'm sure I'll figure it out momentarily.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (t+qrx)

295 Gabbard in 2d in American Samoa!

Bernie in3d at only 11%

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (ZfRYq)

296 The Democrats don't have to change the rules to prevent the "wrong" candidate from winning, they already did that in 1972 when they established all those "super delegates". Reliable party apparatchiks were granted delegate status in order to prevent a repeat of the McGovern disaster.

Posted by: timactual at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (pPXFf)

297 286
Are Bernie's walls falling off?

Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:41 PM (MVjcR)

---
This could be hilarious.

Imagine Sanders marginalized and Biden taking control.

So Bloomberg goes scorched earth on him.

Time to get more popcorn.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (cfSRQ)

298 >> What the hell is Mike Bloomberg doing?


Wow, that's an adult? Napkins, heard of them?

I guess he's not used to sharing, otherwise it might occur to him that no one wants the remains of a slice he's stripped of its crust and then placed back in the box with his just-licked fingers.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (bDqIh)

299 Guess Bernie gonna have to bring it in the next debate

not sure he up to it

did he really want to be the nominee ?

or does he just like running and being adore by the bros
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (rpxSz)


He needs another lake house. Nobody needs that many houses except Bernie. He deserves it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (aS1PU)

300 The streaming version of The Name of the Rose - anybody see it? Is it worth it?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (Ki5SV)
------
I thought it was not bad. Saw it a long time ago, though. Not as complex as the novel, and they made a major change in what happened to a couple of characters.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (PD1/H)


I'm talking about the episodic version I see commercials for on the Sundance Channel, not the Sean Connery movie.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (Ki5SV)

301 Your joints would align with the armor joints, making any sort of movement difficult, if not impossible.

I have questions.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (9t0Zz)

302 Where is a good source for reliable state by state updates on the primaries?
Posted by: Blago


We used to have a plaid map guy but it turns out he was a neverTrumper.

Sad.

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (Qf83p)

303 297 The Democrats don't have to change the rules to prevent the "wrong" candidate from winning, they already did that in 1972 when they established all those "super delegates". Reliable party apparatchiks were granted delegate status in order to prevent a repeat of the McGovern disaster.
Posted by: timactual at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (pPXFf)


But they don't vote first ballot this time.

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (ZfRYq)

304 Comment now, or wait for the next post . . .

(drums fingers on the desk, taps chin with finger)

Decisions, decisions . .

Posted by: filbert at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (NiXyF)

305 263 - "Does she have a good figure or just a set of tits?"


She used to have a good body now she has a body like Donna Brazille, that's why she's never taped from the breasts down.


Posted by: lowandslow at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (4thlk)

306 And after you've got that pastrami on rye ready, give me a pound of whitefish!

Posted by: Nasty Old Commie from Brooklyn at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (El6T/)

307 "Of course NC is closed. And NO is normally open.
Posted by: Joe Biteum
---------
Good of you to relay that knowledge"

I do know something for a switch.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (Tnijr)

308 This could be hilarious.

Imagine Sanders marginalized and Biden taking control.

So Bloomberg goes scorched earth on him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (cfSRQ)

Yes, this is how I was hoping it would play out.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (H8QX8)

309 287
Alchemy-powered armor still makes no sense. Your joints would align with
the armor joints, making any sort of movement difficult, if not
impossible.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 03, 2020 07:41 PM (SgjGX)

---
Hater.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (cfSRQ)

310 Completely OT, but my Mom is now in hospice, and I need a way to let her "see" her sisters, who both have other family members currently in the hospital.

My aunts have iPhones, but I have an Android phone and a Kindle.

I am behind the technology/app curve, so could really use some suggestions on how best to make this happen.

Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (X7cnY)

311 I voted today even though I live in Mass and a registered Republican so I have to vote in my party's primary. If you are registered Independent you can choose which one you want to vote in.The polling place was almost empty. Usually you have trouble finding a place to park but there were only 3 cars there. I will be very curious to see what the turnout was likek on both sides. I couldn;t wait to cast my vote for Trump so I made the effort. Wonder how many Democrats actually voted.
Oh and it was an absolutely gorgeous day here today, 62 degrees.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (QzF6i)

312 in the next debate, it's gonna become painfully obvious to the Bernie Bros

their guy is a phony and a pussy

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (rpxSz)

313 269
The party of diversity is down to two nearly 80 year old white guys.



Feel the excitement.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

_________


At least they're both physically fit specimens, so they've got that going for them ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (WqPYg)

314 538s results page seems pretty good

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (ZfRYq)

315 Blaster that would be funny

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (ZCEU2)

316 Steve Guest
@SteveGuest
Donna Brazile's comments are completely DISGUSTING.



Oooh, a strongly worded tweet. Way to go Steve, that'll stop 'em.

Posted by: Hands at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (786Ro)

317
A believable objective: leftist operatives purposely acquire Corona and spread the cheer. Just like a bombelt for even bigger pussies.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 01

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (yASt4)

318 It's pretty simple. They never were allies. They only said whatever they said because it made them money and got them status. They played us for fools while it lasted.

Now the marks are wise and they still insist on trying to maintain their status as thought leaders- which is why they are being funded by left wing assholes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (2B9A/)

319 You need proof Ditzy Brazil? Let's fire up the way back to the last election shall we, you remember that one, right CNN contributor Brazile? When you leaked questions to Hillary?

Lying ass twit.

I'm an American too, and you were a liar then why would I believe for an instant you're not a liar now.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (2mteh)

320 Miklos, if you're out there, let me know where I can send you email regarding what you mentioned last night...

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (CUU+W)

321 Maybe they will go with a Biden/Bernie ticket.
Or a Bernie/Biden ticket.

Then after six months, Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy will be President.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (ufFY8)

322 Katy Tur is a big girl. Roomy

Posted by: Zombie Hannibal Lecter at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (lL/XW)

323 did he really want to be the nominee ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (rpxSz

This has always been the question.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (H8QX8)

324 I was born at a time when the general populace was still sane. Voting age: 21
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (CDGwz)

Bonus points for correct use of "populace".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (8mjAP)

325 Quick question, what would be your response to a femicunt I know who says the Twitter ban of conservatives is a silly Trump the rapist conspiracy because nazi Richard Spencer is on Twitter too and hasnt been banned.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (+dsLj)

326 Your joints would align with the armor joints, making any sort of movement difficult, if not impossible.

I have questions.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (9t0Zz)


If you can't trust Charismatic Megafauna, who can you trust?

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (aS1PU)

327 >>>I'm talking about the episodic version I see commercials for on the Sundance Channel, not the Sean Connery movie.



I've never read the book or seen the episodic version.

The James Bond movie is pretty good.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (l3+k2)

328 Dammit! I'm late for vodka!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' at March 03, 2020 07:47 PM (Orx/W)

329 Wasn't The Rose supposed to be about Janis Joplin?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 07:47 PM (PUmDY)

330 For everyone saying, "Tiny head, haha," you should know that's alchemically powered armor

I always knew that I was secretly stupid.

BRB, gotta feed the balrog.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 07:47 PM (JCrfD)

331 'Maybe they will go with a Biden/Bernie ticket.
Or a Bernie/Biden ticket.'


That is the only possible way for the Dems to win but I think it's highly unlikely.

Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2020 07:47 PM (Tnijr)

332 Governor general of American Samoa used to be the appointed position several of us coveted, back in the day. We weren't sure you got to dress up in some outlandish archaic get-up for official events, but the title alone was as close as any American job got to a British imperial vibe.

Of course "military governor" of conquered territory would also be acceptable.

Posted by: Nasty Old Commie from Brooklyn at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (El6T/)

333 their guy is a phony and a pussy
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (rpxSz)

This was pretty clear in 2016. Not sure his legion will ever understand.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (H8QX8)

334 Sean Connery plays Sean Connery.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (6/uwW)


It was right after I had sex with your MOTHER, Trebek!

Posted by: Sean Connery at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (2N7oZ)

335 I've got game-changing news, you guys.

Kirsten Dunst endorsed Bernie.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/twxcypr

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (9t0Zz)

336 306 263 - "Does she have a good figure or just a set of tits?"

one can't do tits

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (rpxSz)

337 Anybody here know Donna Brazile's bra size? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Britt Hume at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (786Ro)

338 Theresa in Ft Worth, try WhatsApp. It's compatible with both apple and android

Posted by: April at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (OX9vb)

339 My aunts have iPhones, but I have an Android phone and a Kindle.

I am behind the technology/app curve, so could really use some suggestions on how best to make this happen.

Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (X7cnY)


If you all have Google accounts, Google Duo will work for this. I don't know if it will do a conference with multiple users, but it will work across the different phones/tablets at least one-to-one.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (t+qrx)

340 332 'Maybe they will go with a Biden/Bernie ticket.
Or a Bernie/Biden ticket.'


That is the only possible way for the Dems to win but I think it's highly unlikely.
Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2020 07:47 PM (Tnijr)

Maybe they could both croak, at the same event.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (H8QX8)

341 I'm too old for this sh*t but I would like a fourth home. Hint hint.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (COzlW)

342 Katy Tur looks really, really dumb. I've seen cattle that had sentience in their eyes.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 07:49 PM (nu45M)

343 >>Wasn't The Rose supposed to be about Janis Joplin?

Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

344 Teresa,

Iphone to iphone, use Face Time.
Android to android or iphone will probably take Skype.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 03, 2020 07:49 PM (JKNZq)

345 ---
"Allahu-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."

...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:10 PM (cfSRQ)

Donde esta el Slim Whitman

Posted by: muslims from mars at March 03, 2020 07:49 PM (gD6Ka)

346 So the mayor of Ohio just announced they're cancelling the Arnold Classic this weekend due to coronavirus fears. 250,000 people go to Columbus for that every year, the largest sports and fitness festival in the world

and purchase nonrefundable tickets, airfare, hotels, etc. and they wait until 2 days before it starts

Posted by: brak at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (cG+eD)

347 Wait -- if this is Super Tuesday, then when the hell is Duper Tuesday?

Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (N9G0H)

348 That's all, folks!

Posted by: Por Que Pig at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (aKsyK)

349 Of course NC is closed. And NO is normally open.
Posted by: Joe Biteum
---------
Good of you to relay that knowledge.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (CDGwz)

OK, I don't get it. I'm sure I'll figure it out momentarily.
Posted by: hogmartin
---

Be in contact when you do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (xSo9G)

350 Biden in the general election will scare the hell out of most of the country.
A few CornPop stories, a few memories about FDR calling the astronauts on the Moon, a couple stories about being his grandfather inventing the avacado and it'll be an electoral train wreck.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (oVJmc)

351 335 Sean Connery plays Sean Connery.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (6/uwW)

It was right after I had sex with your MOTHER, Trebek!
Posted by: Sean Connery at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (2N7oZ)

Has he ever played anyone else, honestly?

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (90T4r)

352 Here is the thing, 38% of all the delegates will have been pledged by tonight.

Warren is staying in.

The best Biden or Bernie is going to have is 20% of the delegates at the end of the night. That means they will have to win an absolute majority of the next 62% of delegates.

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:51 PM (ZfRYq)

353 Sean Connery plays Sean Connery.

Posted by: Regular joe


Shatner was the best Connery.

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:51 PM (Qf83p)

354 For maximum chaos, I did a write-in vote for Ming the Merciless.

Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2020 07:51 PM (N9G0H)

355 I saw Alchemically Powered Armor open for Mannheim Steamroller at The Station, Xmas '99

Posted by: Britt Hume at March 03, 2020 07:51 PM (786Ro)

356 LOL! POTUS just retweeted the video of MiniMike licking his fingers.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (sGotD)

357 338 Anybody here know Donna Brazile's bra size? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Britt Hume at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (786Ro)

Arkansas

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (rpxSz)

358 I cannot understand how these actors, sports figures, multi millionaire entrepreneurs can vote for a socialist. Do they think they will be immune from the huge tax increases these programs require? Do they vote democrat just to keep the right to an abortion?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (QzF6i)

359 I hope they don't cancel Stones or Dead & Co tours.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (PUmDY)

360 Here is the thing, 38% of all the delegates will have been pledged by tonight.

Warren is staying in.

The best Biden or Bernie is going to have is 20% of the delegates at the end of the night. That means they will have to win an absolute majority of the next 62% of delegates.

Posted by: blaster


Way too much math bro. Brane hurts.

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (Qf83p)

361 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM

Skype possibly, my tablet is capable but I never have tried it

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (ZCEU2)

362 I'm hearing a far off, infrequent drum at my house.

Should I be worried?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (9t0Zz)

363 Holy shit Bloomberg won American Samoa!

With 50% of the vote!
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:40 PM (ZfRYq)

All three of them?!?!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (BT24J)

364 How did they call NC for Biden with only 0.6 of the vote counted?

Posted by: Jean at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (B7KlG)

365 I cannot understand how these actors, sports figures, multi millionaire entrepreneurs can vote for a socialist.

Because...wait for it...they're dumbasses.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (JCrfD)

366 335
Sean Connery plays Sean Connery.



Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (6/uwW)

It was right after I had sex with your MOTHER, Trebek!

Posted by: Sean Connery at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (2N7oZ)

---
In the old days, that was the whole point of movie stars.

They had presence, so you watched them be them. Bogart, Gable, Holden, etc.

Women wanted them, men wanted to be them.

Now its mostly faceless soyboys and lots of makeup.

The Brits were the exception. They loved to disappear into roles, but that was their thing. Paul Newman or Steve McQueen were going to play certain kinds of characters, and you went because you loved the kinds of characters they played.

That's been dead for a long time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (cfSRQ)

367 Alchemy-powered armor still makes no sense. Your joints would align with the armor joints, making any sort of movement difficult, if not impossible.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 03, 2020 07:41 PM (SgjGX)

Besides that, the idea that alchemy is a source of energy is just plain stupid. Old-time alchemists were looking to make gold out base metals, and shit like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (8mjAP)

368 347 So the mayor of Ohio just announced they're cancelling the Arnold Classic this weekend due to coronavirus fears. 250,000 people go to Columbus for that every year, the largest sports and fitness festival in the world

and purchase nonrefundable tickets, airfare, hotels, etc. and they wait until 2 days before it starts
Posted by: brak at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (cG+eD)

Whaaaaa...

I'vr got four gym members competing!!!

Da Fuq.

Are You Serious!

Posted by: browndog at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (gD6Ka)

369
something tells me The Donald and mini mike don't like each other.

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (Qf83p)

370
Sooner or later these assholes may get back into power. They'll crash the economy, open the borders, empower and privilege felons, make ignorance universal, and try to confiscate every legally owned gun.

And they will be coming for us. Both cops and criminals will be their agents. Incorrect political beliefs will result in unemployment, denial of credit and banking, and mobs at your house. Particularly troublesome dissidents may simply start to vanish.

I have lost hope that enough of the population will see the self-evident silliness, incompetence, and evil intent of the left, to put a stop to this.

I had hoped for some kind of retirement. I don't think I'm necessarily going to get that. People have fled California and similar states and described the immense relief of being gone. But California will follow.

Maybe in the end I'll just stick in their craw until they kill me. Or until my vertebrae crumble to bits, in which they'll also kill me.

I want the nation to keep winning. I don't want Obama Years Redux. No. At all costs.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (fATt6)

371 363 I'm hearing a far off, infrequent drum at my house.

Should I be worried?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (9t0Zz)

Yes. It is the Visigoth Hordes coming.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (90T4r)

372 Wasn't The Rose supposed to be about Janis Joplin?

--

Loosely, yes.

And I'd much rather see and hear Janis Joplin than Bette Midler.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (JoUsr)

373 Long ago I once subsisted (for lunch, many weekdays) on Leningrad pirozhkis. Medical miracle I am. Drank the water, too (vodka is mostly water, you know), and no giardia.
And mustn't forget the kvas, served into a common mug (they'd quickly rinse it out, but the customers basically shared a mug - lovely).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (El6T/)

What did you think of the kvas?....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (Z+IKu)

374

I worry about someone evil, a leftist activist, spreading this on purpose.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 29, 2020


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (yASt4)

375 First time my husband did Face Time with his nephew, he put the phone up to his ear. Was asked why it was so dark

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (JKNZq)

376 Sean Kristofferson. That's who it was.

Posted by: klaftern at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (RuIsu)

377 Two weeks, Richard Spencer has zero influence. That's why Twitter doesn't ban him. They get to say they are open to all viewpoints, while banning people who actually might influence opinions.

Posted by: April at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

378 does Eliz Warren go to a beauty parlor or a barber shop?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (4a9Vv)

379 Buck




Futter

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (BT24J)

380 359
I cannot understand how these actors, sports figures, multi millionaire
entrepreneurs can vote for a socialist. Do they think they will be
immune from the huge tax increases these programs require? Do they vote
democrat just to keep the right to an abortion?


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (QzF6i)

---
They will be immune.

Socialism is about *other peoples' money* not yours.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (cfSRQ)

381 I did my part today, trying to get Bernie over the top in Texas.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (LXTiX)

382 Best Joplin Song? Turtle Blues.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (90T4r)

383 Whaaaaa...



I'vr got four gym members competing!!!



Da Fuq.



Are You Serious!


yeah terrible for people competing
i just had tickets to spectate, been on hold with ticketmaster for awhile now

Posted by: brak at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (cG+eD)

384 If that doesn't show, try clicking here.

Posted by: Ace



That's what she said!

Posted by: Hands at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (786Ro)

385 I'm voting next week because Michigan learned its bitter lesson about moving the primary up. I'm going to vote for the destroyer of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (/+bwe)

386 'I'm hearing a far off, infrequent drum at my house.
Should I be worried'

Have you pissed off the natives?

Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (Tnijr)

387 It is the Visigoth Hordes coming.

Worthless posers.

Posted by: Ostrogth Hordes, the underrated barbarians at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (JCrfD)

388 Warren's head in that armor looks like Dukakis peeking out of the tank.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (oVJmc)

389 I'm hearing a far off, infrequent drum at my house.

Should I be worried?

Posted by: bonhomme

Hmm.... I hear only whispers of quiet conversation.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (myjNJ)

390 And they will be coming for us. Both cops and criminals will be their agents. Incorrect political beliefs will result in unemployment, denial of credit and banking, and mobs at your house. Particularly troublesome dissidents may simply start to vanish.


I live in Virginia. I BELIEVE.

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (ZfRYq)

391 Wait, Tulsi the Samoan didn't outright win American Samoa?

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (l3+k2)

392 Evening, hogmartin!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (/+bwe)

393 "351 Biden in the general election will scare the hell out of most of the country.
A few CornPop stories, a few memories about FDR calling the astronauts on the Moon, a couple stories about being his grandfather inventing the avacado and it'll be an electoral train wreck."

^This is why I think Biden is weaker than Bernie and remain skeptical the DNC actually wants him to do anything other than to shove the ol' commie aside to make room for someone else. That's not conventional wisdom but it seems obvious. Maybe I'm stubborn, dunno.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (puu6v)

394 So with the likely Biden/Trump matchup, both Florida and NC are back to toss-ups.

No chance now at NV or MN or NH

Stock futures soared with Biden looking like he'd come close to wrapping this up tonight
Posted by: HuntzHall at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (ybUZl)

Ok, I laughed.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (LXTiX)

395 Double Secret Tuesday

Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (iTXRQ)

396 379 does Eliz Warren go to a beauty parlor or a barber shop?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (4a9Vv)

Petco

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:56 PM (rpxSz)

397 That's what she said!
Posted by: Hands


Well played. Two snaps up.

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:56 PM (Qf83p)

398 392 Wait, Tulsi the Samoan didn't outright win American Samoa?
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (l3+k2)

Too Conservative.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:56 PM (90T4r)

399
I'm hearing a far off, infrequent drum at my house.

Should I be worried?

Posted by: bonhomme


You only have to worry when the drums stop.

Posted by: Jorge Custard at March 03, 2020 07:56 PM (aKsyK)

400 Warren : Armor :: Dukakis : Tank

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 07:56 PM (BT24J)

401 Have we ever seen a more generic bunch of pablum than Blloomberg's ads?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (JCrfD)

402 Of course NC is closed. And NO is normally open.

Posted by: Joe Biteum

---------

Good of you to relay that knowledge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (CDGwz)



OK, I don't get it. I'm sure I'll figure it out momentarily.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (t+qrx)

===
Relays and switches come in three forms for the contacts: NC (normally closed)NO (normally open)Form C which can be wired NC or NO.I think this was about the primaries.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (pw+jk)

403 Hello there, NaughtyPine. Nice weather this week.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (t+qrx)

404
And I'd much rather see and hear Janis Joplin than Bette Midler.
Tough to do Lady in Black as she is no longer with us. I actually did get to see her in concert in a small college auditorium. She was amazing.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (QzF6i)

405 >>I live in Virginia. I BELIEVE.

You aren't sure? Do we need to get you chipped?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (ZLI7S)

406 Voted in good old CA today. Was mighty unhappy to find out that Santa Clara has moved to electronic - but still had paper ballots available. So, to give them all a good laugh that's what I went with. Of course, there was thousands of dollars worth of electronic crap for them to tell the expensive printer to print out a ballot for the old fart.

But, the guy printing the ballots had to wait for somebody to come back to tell him how to print out a Republican ballot - and I guess each one is specifically for the person that just got registered. No more signing on the line next to my address - it's all on a tablet.

I go to the booth, and there's a Sharpie. Used to be a ballpoint to draw a line to connect an arrow. So, I start marking the dots. I notice that the Sharpie is bleeding through to the other side, so black dots are on both sides of the ballot, some within 1/4" of the circles on the other side. I freak. They think it's funny. Well, that's what they supplied us with!

"If I'd have known, I'd have brought in my own $%&@* ballpoint! That got a laugh too. (I took a photo of my ballot). Then, going out instead of dropping it into a box like they used to, there's now an electronic shredder feeder device. WTF? Does it really cost $75k to vote now? So, the first one goes in fine, the second one it kept spitting out like a bad dollar bill in a vending machine. Finally, it accepted it - the wrong way. Fvck me. I have no doubt my ballot is spoiled, but every single person there was a dem, and my bright red sample ballot told them who I was.

Thanks for voting! Have a nice day!

What the hell is wrong with a piece of paper and a #2 pencil? All this new technology, none of it working.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (8B6Ng)

407 390 I'm hearing a far off, infrequent drum at my house.


is a slow banging ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (rpxSz)

408
The Arnold is no good without Rich Piana.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 07:58 PM (yASt4)

409 I cannot understand how these actors, sports figures, multi millionaire entrepreneurs can vote for a socialist. Do they think they will be immune from the huge tax increases these programs require? Do they vote democrat just to keep the right to an abortion?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (QzF6i)

Actors and athletes tend to be pretty dumb. I don't mean that in the pejorative sense, I mean legitimately dumb.

The millionaire entrepreneurs pay protection money to their members of Congress to get loopholes embedded into laws. Plus, socialism is anticompetitive, which means that while they might have a little more taken by the government, at least they'll still be at the top because no one else in the middle class will be able to overcome the financial obstacles and overtake them.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 07:58 PM (nu45M)

410 Beat me to it Peebs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 07:58 PM (BT24J)

411 Athletes will still compete at The Arnold.

They cancelled the congress and no spectators are allowed.

Fucking Mike De Wine is an IDIOT.

Make me ashamed I was from OHIO...and proud of it>

ASSHOLES

Posted by: browndog at March 03, 2020 07:58 PM (gD6Ka)

412

I just blew some hard wind in Donna Brazile's direction by voting for Bernie earlier today. It was easy. Not as easy as voting for Trump in 2016 and 2020 (and donating some currency), but still easy.

As evidenced by Brazile's excessive mouth, the D's are absolutely in apoplectic fear of getting Berned.

Yes, I'm exceeding my popcorn allowance.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 03, 2020 07:58 PM (FlRtG)

413 Relays and switches come in three forms for the contacts: NC (normally closed)NO (normally open)Form C which can be wired NC or NO.I think this was about the primaries.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (pw+jk)


I just don't really get that kind of thing. Never could latch onto it.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

414 407

Thanks for voting! Have a nice day!

What the hell is wrong with a piece of paper and a #2 pencil? All this new technology, none of it working.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (8B6Ng)

Did you put your " I voted" sticker on your MAGA hat?

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (90T4r)

415 401
Warren : Armor :: Dukakis : Tank

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 07:56 PM (BT24J)

---
Well, yes.

The idiots don't understand (or don't want to admit) that making her look absurdly small only emphasizes how puny and powerless she really is.

"We need this gargantuan suit of magic armor to make her a hero because otherwise she's a grease spot on a bad guy's tire."

Heroes are supposed to be...um...heroic.

A magic suit of limitless power doesn't make one a hero, it makes one a tool.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (cfSRQ)

416 I am behind the technology/app curve, so could really use some suggestions on how best to make this happen.

Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (X7cnY)

WhatsApp.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (LXTiX)

417 This is my new favorite joke:

pic.twitter.com/1qi3w5UGcz

- Lizzy Lou Who (@_wintergirl93) March 2, 2020
If that doesn't show, try clicking here.


Wow: Thanks to this comment by Ace, I discovered that I have just lost the last remnant of being to view ANYTHING on Twitter or Twitter-related. Those links are just blank pages to me, as is the "content" of the embedded tweet, which is also naught.

I'm probably the last person on Earth completely incapable of viewing any tweet.

Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (N9G0H)

418 Two weeks, Richard Spencer has zero influence. That's why Twitter doesn't ban him. They get to say they are open to all viewpoints, while banning people who actually might influence opinions.

**************

That's what I thought, but your response was far more eloquent than what I would have come up with.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (+dsLj)

419 405, that is cool.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (PUmDY)

420 >>>I'm hearing a far off, infrequent drum at my house.

What do the drums say, Bawana?

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (l3+k2)

421 Relays and switches come in three forms for the
contacts: NC (normally closed)NO (normally open)Form C which can be
wired NC or NO.I think this was about the primaries.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (pw+jk)

I am ashamed I didn't catch that joke.
It's been a while.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (ufFY8)

422 I cannot understand how these actors, sports figures, multi millionaire entrepreneurs can vote for a socialist.

Most actors and sports figures are told what to do almost all of the time. Most software entrepreneurs are really intelligent, single-faceted autists.

They grew up around people who told them that socialism is taking care of the needy and paying just a little bit more in taxes and giving the working man a much-deserved assist, and they never really challenged those assertions.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (9t0Zz)

423 Semi-Literate, I am guardedly pessimistic. Trump may be an extended speed-bump, but hard to see a way back to even the comparative sanity of the 90s. BTW, several large banks have been playing around with denying banking services to companies that contract with ...... ICE.

Not making that up. A completely legit and over-burdened law enforcement agency responsible for enforcing the most basic rules related to our sovereignty, and also the lead element in fighting disgusting evils like human trafficking and drug running - boycotted by the likes of Wells Fargo.

Just a bit of color to add to your points.

Posted by: Nasty Old Commie from Brooklyn at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (El6T/)

424 "I think this was about the primaries.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020"

There may have been a secondary intent.

Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (Tnijr)

425 Sean Connery plays Sean Connery.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (6/uwW)

It was right after I had sex with your MOTHER, Trebek!
Posted by: Sean Connery at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (2N7oZ)

Has he ever played anyone else, honestly?
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (90T4r)


Yes, actually. Check him out in 1976s Robin and Marian with Audrey Hepburn.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (Ki5SV)

426 >>I cannot understand how these actors, sports figures, multi millionaire entrepreneurs can vote for a socialist.


Two words: Useful Idiots

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (bDqIh)

427 Corky wins AL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

428 Bloomberg looks like he will win delegates in NC.

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (ZfRYq)

429 Bloomberg approaches the electorate the way a frat boy approaches a girl's dormitory.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (90yTk)

430 Shocker. Alabama declared for Biden.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (PUmDY)

431 426

Has he ever played anyone else, honestly?
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (90T4r)

Yes, actually. Check him out in 1976s Robin and Marian with Audrey Hepburn.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (Ki5SV)

Will do. Thanks, MP4.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (90T4r)

432 does Eliz Warren go to a beauty parlor or a barber shop?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (4a9Vv)

A poodle parlor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (8mjAP)

433 Hairyback, the kvas was OK I guess (summer, thirsty), it was more for the whole experience. The jeep-trailer on which the big tank of kvas was often mounted - US World War II Lend Lease item - was cool.

Posted by: Nasty Old Commie from Brooklyn at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (El6T/)

434 And I'd much rather see and hear Janis Joplin than Bette Midler.
Tough to do Lady in Black as she is no longer with us. I actually did get to see her in concert in a small college auditorium. She was amazing.

--

I did know that. And wow, you were lucky to see her! I've read a biography on her a few years ago, and always enjoyed watching old footage of her when I can find it, either performing or being interviewed. She was...quite interesting.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (JoUsr)

435 Tulsi's hanging in there

she'll be a force at the convention

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (rpxSz)

436 Ugh, Cavuto just appeared on FBN.

Unbelievably, I find the Red Sox/Yankees spring training game superior.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (ufFY8)

437 Yeah, they are holding back Mass, Maine and probably Oklahoma probably to help Biden in Texas and California.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (puu6v)

438 I guess Warren would be a super-awesome President if alchemy was real.

Really. Fanboys. Sheesh.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

439 sharon, I voted for the President here in Massachusetts today too! The same dem operatives that I see every election were proclaiming their support for Biden, I wonder if all the Bernie supporting college kids can make him a 'winnah' here in the land of Kennedys and Kerry.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (a4EWo)

440 I often marvel at those who have so much money they haven't a problem throwing huge sums to the wind. If Bloomberg wanted to be loved, why didn't he give every single one of the 350 Million Americans a million bucks and then ask for the votes? He would have saved several hundred million on the deal and had a much better chance at the Presidency.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (KSBDE)

441 Did you put your " I voted" sticker on your MAGA hat?
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (90T4r)


A MAGA hat can get you killed, but I was wearing a red shirt over a red t-shirt. And yes, I'm wearing my "I voted sticker". But feel like "I voted, and all I got was this lousy sticker" in this miserable state.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (8B6Ng)

442 Now, I'm curious. WHY THE HELL WOULD ALCHEMICALLY POWERED ARMOR BE BIGGER THAN THE WEARER? THAT MAKES NO SENSE. JUST LIKE ZOMBIES AND THE ENDLESS SUPPLY OF ENERGY.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (JCrfD)

443 433 does Eliz Warren go to a beauty parlor or a barber shop?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (4a9Vv)

The Wigwam

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (rpxSz)

444 Most actors and sports figures are told what to do almost all of the time. Most software entrepreneurs are really intelligent, single-faceted autists.

**************

Same concept as always voting for democrats who swear they will raise taxes on the rich and yet somehow those tax raises never seem to apply to them.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at March 03, 2020 08:03 PM (+dsLj)

445 The trend seems clear. Voters who made their decision in the last couple days went overwhelmingly for Biden.

The establishment's big thumb on the scale came early.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

446 The one flaw in Bloomberg's ads is that he speaks. He should never speak. Let professionals do it.

Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 08:03 PM (jOEDM)

447 Alchemy-powered armor still makes no sense. Your joints would align with the armor joints, making any sort of movement difficult, if not impossible.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 03, 2020 07:41 PM (SgjGX)

Besides that, the idea that alchemy is a source of energy is just plain stupid. Old-time alchemists were looking to make gold out base metals, and shit like that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


There's always an imagined explanation if you like the concept enough.

If you can exchange one substance into another you could regenerate a energy dense compound from the product of a reaction. Like Full Metal Alchemist, there's always a cost, but not necessarily one that recognizes real world physics.

At the end of the day, the dodge is always going to be 'It'S mAgIc.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2020 08:03 PM (S+F2a)

448 OK, time for a shower and bed.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 08:04 PM (Ki5SV)

449 Alabama declared for Biden.

Where Trump will win by 40.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 08:04 PM (JCrfD)

450

When you "close" your circuit breaker in that little gray cabinet in your house, you're really energizing the wires.

Semantics Can Save Lives.

Just thought I'd share that.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 08:04 PM (yASt4)

451 433 does Eliz Warren go to a beauty parlor or a barber shop?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (4a9Vv)

Flowbee.

Posted by: jsg at March 03, 2020 08:04 PM (lcd8p)

452 Tulsi's hanging in there, she'll be a force at the convention

*********

Hey Tulsi Coffeecake, let me put my Trumpian conservatism in you.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at March 03, 2020 08:04 PM (+dsLj)

453 Hairyback, the kvas was OK I guess (summer, thirsty), it was more for the whole experience. The jeep-trailer on which the big tank of kvas was often mounted - US World War II Lend Lease item - was cool.
Posted by: Nasty Old Commie from Brooklyn at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (El6T/)

Nice! Thanks Nasty!....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2020 08:04 PM (Z+IKu)

454 The Biden Surge!!!

Posted by: New ad jingle at March 03, 2020 08:05 PM (aKsyK)

455 The establishment's big thumb on the scale came early. Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

*****************

Bernie's early wins spooked them.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at March 03, 2020 08:05 PM (+dsLj)

456 311 Completely OT, but my Mom is now in hospice, and I need a way to let her "see" her sisters, who both have other family members currently in the hospital.
My aunts have iPhones, but I have an Android phone and a Kindle.
I am behind the technology/app curve, so could really use some suggestions on how best to make this happen.
Thanks in advance.

Theresa, my husband has android, and I have an iPhone. We can video chat using a free app called WhatsApp-works great.

Posted by: Toni at March 03, 2020 08:05 PM (RdRuc)

457 Juan Williams just yammers.
The man makes no sense and is completely clueless.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (a4qVe)

458 If Bloomberg wanted to be loved, why didn't he give every single one of the 350 Million Americans a million bucks and then ask for the votes? He would have saved several hundred million on the deal and had a much better chance at the Presidency.

Um, wut?

350 million times a million dollars is 350 trillion dollars.

How much money do you think Bloomberg is worth?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (9t0Zz)

459 I often marvel at those who have so much money they
haven't a problem throwing huge sums to the wind. If Bloomberg wanted
to be loved, why didn't he give every single one of the 350 Million
Americans a million bucks and then ask for the votes? He would have
saved several hundred million on the deal and had a much better chance
at the Presidency.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (KSBDE)

===350,000,000*1,000,000 that is getting into Burnie spending amounts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (pw+jk)

460 I thought the 'alchemy-powered armor' was some candy-ass fantasy fabrication to do the equivalent of mechas in a fantasy setting.
Like I said.... fanboys. Sheesh.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

461 >>>The party of diversity is down to two nearly 80 year old white guys.<<<

Eh, would you like a butterscotch sweetie, Sonny? Eh.

Posted by: Old Commie pulls out a handful of pocket lint at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (ATCV4)

462

Nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (yASt4)

463 When you "close" your circuit breaker in that little gray cabinet in your house, you're really energizing the wires.

Semantics Can Save Lives.

Just thought I'd share that.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 08:04 PM (yASt4)


We got a demo of a new control system at work a while ago. They'd used green for 'energized' and red for 'offline' color codes.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (t+qrx)

464 guessing Bernie's movement got stuck

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (rpxSz)

465 450, probably accurate.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (PUmDY)

466 423
I cannot understand how these actors, sports figures, multi millionaire entrepreneurs can vote for a socialist.



Most actors and sports figures are told what to do almost all of the
time. Most software entrepreneurs are really intelligent,
single-faceted autists.



They grew up around people who told them that socialism is taking
care of the needy and paying just a little bit more in taxes and giving
the working man a much-deserved assist, and they never really challenged
those assertions.
+++++It reminds me of heated discussions in the Student Union(cafeteria) when I was in college in my mispent youth. But, I grew up and went to work and had to pay taxes and had a family. These people sound like 19 year old idiots who have no idea how the economy works and yet they make millions of dollars.I bet they have no idea how banks lend money, how a mortgage gets created. They act like these people keep money under their mattresses and therefore if the government takes it, no harm no foul.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2020 08:07 PM (QzF6i)

467 The establishment's big thumb on the scale came early.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)


Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm thinking CA will go Bernie. Could be just living in Silicon Valley has jaded me - but there's a huge disconnect when you see a Tesla S with a Bernie bumper sticker on it.

Does thinking hurt that much?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 03, 2020 08:07 PM (8B6Ng)

468 I've been telling yall for over a year it's gonna be Biden. Just wanted to point that out again.

Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2020 08:07 PM (Tnijr)

469 Hello there, NaughtyPine. Nice weather this week.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM

Is it Mother Nature's apology for last week or is spring coming?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 03, 2020 08:08 PM (/+bwe)

470 nobody will beg Liz to get out

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 08:10 PM (rpxSz)

471 Is it Mother Nature's apology for last week or is spring coming?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 03, 2020 08:08 PM (/+bwe)


Who cares? High fifties on Sunday!

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 08:10 PM (t+qrx)

472 Saturday was the eye opener for the Democrats, its Bernie or Biden pick your poison.
Guess I'll see the results in the early morning unless I peek sometime in the middle of the night.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 08:10 PM (ZCEU2)

473 So Bloomberg dropped a billion to get the majority of delegates in...American Samoa?

I only watch CNN and MSNBC on nights like this one. It's painfully obvious they are using the Southern primary results and calling them quickly to effect, or at least try to do so, the big states still out.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 08:12 PM (puu6v)

474 Who cares? High fifties on Sunday!
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 08:10 PM

Yay! I hadn't heard!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 03, 2020 08:12 PM (/+bwe)

475 @414
Latching sometimes induces bounce, what you need is an inverting schmitt trigger.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2020 08:14 PM (FVrDO)

476 256
The Name of the Rose is a good movie.

Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (l3+k2)


Agreed. There is also a TV series version as well I think. Can't watch those on basic cable.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 03, 2020 08:18 PM (OMAvJ)

477 I've been telling yall for over a year it's gonna be Biden. Just wanted to point that out again.

*******

Good I wanted it to be Biden. When it came to thinking who I want Trump to permanently smashfuck into a political grave, it was either the commie or the pedophile. I'll go with the pedophile.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at March 03, 2020 08:42 PM (+dsLj)

478 Ha! That's me commenting in the Sean Davis tweet about stampeding away from NR. How bizarre to see myself in an Ace thread.

Me and my 20 twitter followers can now retire. Nothing left to achieve. No more mountains as high to climb.

Thank you Ace,
Scalito

Posted by: Scalito at March 04, 2020 12:30 AM (BrF/s)

479 Brazile represents the core of the Democrat party, old, black, female, hate-filled, angry, bloody-minded and scared. They are the ones who got off the couch and went to the polls on Super Tuesday and voted for Biden.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at March 04, 2020 06:44 AM (hrHLc)

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