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"You Know, The Thing:" Joe Biden Suddenly In Position to be the First Alzheimer's Nominee
FiveThirtyEight claims that while it's still 61% likely that no one gets a majority of delegates in the Democrat primary, Biden has upped his odds of getting a majority to 30%, while Sanders falls to 8%.
NEW @MorningConsult polling w/o Buttigieg or Klobuchar:
— Cameron Easley (@cameron_easley) March 3, 2020
Biden: 36%
Sanders: 28%
Bloomberg: 19%
Warren: 14%
Other: 3%https://t.co/IJ6O5Fpb5C
Based on interviews conducted from 3 p.m. yesterday to 9:30 a.m. today among 961 Dem primary voters; MoE +/- 4.
Biden now clear favorite in betting odds. pic.twitter.com/nNTl817edD
— Boomieleaks (@Boomieleaks) March 3, 2020
NEW: Warren takes on Biden tn in a LA speech.
— Alex Thompson (@AlxThomp) March 3, 2020
"I respect his years of service. But no matter how many Washington insiders tell you to support him, nominating their fellow Washington insider will not meet this moment."
Worth noting Pete/Amy dropped out sooner than they expected pic.twitter.com/YoDVaAAZc8
I will be voting for @JoeBiden tomorrow in the #VAprimary for all the same reasons enumerated by @jwgop
— Tara Setmayer (@TaraSetmayer) March 2, 2020
I hope many others will too.
Biden’s our best shot at taking out Trumpism in 2020. It’s not about policy differences. It’s about rule of law & protecting the republic. https://t.co/U2QgngEqIj
@JoeBiden is a good man with a kind, empathetic heart. He can attract a broad, once in a generation political coalition, sweeping out Trump & the GOP Senate, and restoring decency and integrity to the Oval Office.
— John Weaver (@jwgop) March 2, 2020
"Whatever the case for either Amy Klobuchar and Elizabeth Warren...neither is going to be the nominee. And...it’s not going to be Mike Bloomberg either. So it’s Bernie Sanders or Joe Biden." Tomorrow, if you live in one of 14 states, you can choose Biden.https://t.co/btuPbGtWxG
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) March 2, 2020
Voting for Sanders today:
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) March 3, 2020
1. Socialist true believers.
2. Leftist fellow travelers.
3. Kids who don’t know better.
4. Hugh Hewitt.
Voting for Biden:
1. Liberals defending liberal democracy.
2. Moderates defending liberal democracy.
3. Conservatives defending liberal democracy.
Well isn’t this a nice love letter to Biden from a former Republican presidential nominee. These traitors love nothing more than sticking it to the party that fueled their political rise. And this op-ed is full of falsehoods about Biden’s “humility” and “affable demeanor.” https://t.co/mKRI4xHOSa
— Julie Kelly (@julie_kelly2) March 3, 2020
Who can forget humble, affable, lovable, unifying Joe calling Americans who dared to disagree with his administration's policies "terrorists?"https://t.co/KIsIJFg86W
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) March 3, 2020
Every honest and humble servant makes up a story about Nelson Mandela https://t.co/ibM4fLKeXH
— Julie Kelly (@julie_kelly2) March 3, 2020
Voted in first Dem primary to support party dedicated to restoring values in WH. I agree with @amyklobuchar: We need candidate who cares about all Americans and will restore decency, dignity to the office. There is a reason Trump fears @joebiden and roots for Bernie. #Biden2020
— James Comey (@Comey) March 3, 2020
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2020 01:32 PM (JFO2v)
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Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 03, 2020 01:34 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Mr aspirin Factory at March 03, 2020 01:34 PM (AVhA0)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 03, 2020 01:34 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 03, 2020 01:34 PM (7HLrN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 01:34 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 01:34 PM (6XlcD)
His campaign spent 3 months trying to hide him in the runup to the SC Primary.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 01:34 PM (DgAV0)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 03, 2020 01:34 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 03, 2020 01:35 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Someguy at March 03, 2020 01:35 PM (7DB+p)
Brain Bleed Biden will mop the floor with all of these losers.
Probably with the blood pouring from his eye.
Posted by: imp at March 03, 2020 01:35 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:35 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 03, 2020 01:35 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:35 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2020 01:36 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 01:36 PM (DgAV0)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 03, 2020 01:36 PM (5KWnQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 01:36 PM (I2dne)
Details tonight.
Well, maybe.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 03, 2020 01:36 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 01:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 03, 2020 01:36 PM (koNhm)
I don't think the news can cover him up.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 01:36 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: klaftern at March 03, 2020 01:36 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 03, 2020 01:36 PM (iAwUQ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 01:36 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 01:37 PM (ptqGC)
We did Florida last week...hilarious!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 01:37 PM (axyOa)
Data? We don't need no stinkin' data!
Posted by: Biden Banditos at March 03, 2020 01:37 PM (6XlcD)
They pivot to Biden, who suffers an brain aneurysm and becomes a vegetable. Improving his Poll numbers, immensly.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 01:37 PM (DgAV0)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 03, 2020 01:37 PM (wetnX)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 01:37 PM (yASt4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 01:36 PM (I2dne)
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Polls that were released yesterday/today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:37 PM (q80AH)
I just don't know which would be worse for the Dems: the Commie or the senile ***hole.
Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 01:37 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 03, 2020 01:37 PM (wtvvX)
What's this bullshit about his good heart?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 01:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 03, 2020 01:38 PM (KUaJL)
Lynne Russell was smokin'.
Also a conservative.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 01:33 PM (lbYzk)
I recall there was a picture of her with a slit skirt and a .38 in a thigh holster.
Also, in a heartwarming story, she and her husband shot some guy who was breaking into their hotel room.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 01:38 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 01:38 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 01:38 PM (ptqGC)
Of course he also called it Super Thursday, so who knows where his mental state actually is.
Yes, Dems! Vote Thursday! That is the actual day! Biden says so, you can trust ole Joe!
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2020 01:38 PM (9wOlO)
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2020 01:38 PM (v0R5T)
It's likely Biden and Bernie will be tied for delegates tomorrow. That's exactly what we want.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 01:38 PM (yASt4)
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 01:38 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 01:38 PM (k/TB6)
WTF drugs are they going to put him on when the debates against Trump come up?
Are they going to limit it to ONE debate and hope he doesn't fuck that up?
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Bobby Jindal?! Wow. Every day, along comes another schmucky R to make me shake my head in surprise.
Posted by: Lady in Black
Agreed. Very disappointing.
Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 01:39 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Mr aspirin Factory at March 03, 2020 01:39 PM (AVhA0)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 01:39 PM (pCxxa)
@JoeBiden is a good man with a kind, empathetic heart. He can attract a broad, once in a generation political coalition, sweeping out Trump & the GOP Senate, and restoring decency and integrity to the Oval Office.
+++++++++++++
Yes. Kind, empathetic hearts are what we need. Even if their being commanded by porridge brains. As long as we have empathy and comity, eh?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 01:39 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 03, 2020 01:39 PM (wetnX)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 03, 2020 01:39 PM (X+a7J)
Posted by: pep
This. Had a very left wing friend vote for Trump in the VA primary, bragged about it to me (I was Cruz at the time) to troll me. I was not too proud to rub his nose in it after Trump won.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 03, 2020 01:39 PM (5KWnQ)
Posted by: fb at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (6ESMG)
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (X/Pw5)
"There is no one kinder, more empathetic and caring than" Joe Biden.
Really? What about Obama? What about Mrs Obama? What About Hillary?
You just know she wants back in the gov't if Biden gets the White House
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (4a9Vv)
forgetting the words to the declaration; instead he realized he cannot
say God leading into Super Tuesday and pivoted to avoid saying it.
My thoughts exactly.
Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (T6t7i)
I voted. For Trump. Only disappointment? No broken glass in the parking lot to crawl across.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (Z+uwH)
Posted by: Biden Banditos at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (iAwUQ)
@JoeBiden is a good man with a kind, empathetic heart. He can attract a broad, once in a generation political coalition, sweeping out Trump & the GOP Senate, and restoring decency and integrity to the Oval Office.
+++++++++++++
Yes. Kind, empathetic hearts are what we need. Even if their being commanded by porridge brains. As long as we have empathy and comity, eh?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 01:39 PM (I2dne)
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Now's a good time for one of those stories of how Trump treats little people when the cameras aren't watching.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (Cus5s)
I had to vote early in the 2016 in the general because I was going to Germany for work the week of the election. It was a 3 hour wait in suburban Baltimore. I kept asking people why they were there and everyone said that they just wanted to vote early. Idiots cost me most of a day.
Posted by: Timon at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (dKm4U)
Get popcorn for the show......
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (0OmEj)
What is the point of polling an election on the day it happens? It's even more masturbatory than polling it when it's months away.
More to the point, even if you strip out all the deliberate lies, which is 90% of what they do, the polling models are hopelessly obsolete.
All it serves to do is feed the media cycle. The press orgs deploy phony polls and then use it as a predicate to do a "story" about them and push their message.
Today the message is "the Party has its fraud machine in full gear, Biden's the guy, and don't be surprised when we beat Bernie today, because Biden's rally is totes legit, and here's the poll to prove it."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (qnaGV)
Biden wins outright -- He is mentally retarded and has senile dementia and constantly lies and is totally insincere and has no actual fan base, jst a bunch of resigned Dems who would vote for him unenthusiastically as the only alternative to Trump. Result: Trump stomps him.
Sanders wins outright -- he is a flaming communist that will get 40% EXTREMELY ENTHUSIASTIC votes from moronic youngsters, and basically zero votes from any moderates and of course zero conservatives. Result: Trump stomps him.
Brokered convention --Bernie Bros. riot, destroy Milwaukee, mainstream America abandons the Dem party. Result: Trump stomps whoever is anointed his opponent.
It's a win/win/win situation, baby!
Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2020 01:41 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Liberty at March 03, 2020 01:41 PM (iZlE6)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2020 01:41 PM (hLRSq)
The White House is very nice. An outstanding staff and good chefs. The Secret Service will take excellent care of him, and prevent him from wandering the streets.
So, please, for us (his family and friends), just swallow hard and pull the lever for Joe today.
Posted by: Dr. Mrs. Jill Biden, Educating Joe LLC at March 03, 2020 01:41 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 01:41 PM (Boy/L)
I got a mailer from the nonexistent republican party telling me to vote for what they determined were the least bad democrats because we don't have republicans even running. I'm writing in Jukin on several positions.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 01:41 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 03, 2020 01:40 PM (iAwUQ)
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Final polls are always the most accurate. It's how poling firms get judged, not based on the months of polling up to that moment.
Suddenly, final polls of Super Tuesday states put Biden in the game. So, the logical assumption is that polling firms were intentionally downplaying Biden's support.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:41 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 01:42 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Polls-R-Us at March 03, 2020 01:42 PM (MQVyw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2020 01:42 PM (iys0/)
And a kid I know said they had a Chinese substitute teacher yesterday, and a bunch of the smart alec students kept coughing into their hands. I told him I hope he did not do that, that is horrible, but the bad side of me laughed a little internally.
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2020 01:42 PM (9wOlO)
What's this bullshit about his good heart?
Posted by: Northernlurker
He has a good heart. It's his brain that's failing.
As opposed to Bernie, who has a bad ticker.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2020 01:42 PM (Z+uwH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 01:42 PM (r+sAi)
...
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2020 01:38 PM (9wOlO)
++++++++++++
I am not sure which is worse. Him deliberately eviscerating and awkwardly dodging it is probably worse than his porridge-filled brain encountering a segfault, but I am not sure. Either is pretty bad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 01:42 PM (I2dne)
Yes, I know this will be tempting fate, but if somehow Biden can pull off a string of victories and get a majority of delegates, they'll put Gaffe-a-day Joe back into cryogenics for a few month. I want him in front of cameras every day creating so much opposition footage that Amazon has to build 3 more data centers.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 03, 2020 01:42 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: EveR at March 03, 2020 01:43 PM (ZZDMQ)
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Here's what I think, fwiw. They believe he will be the best chance they have at beating Orange Man Bad. And here's the hidden crux: they know he's only going to be a placeholder. He likely knows it too. Once he's elected, if he lasts for a while, Obama's friends will be behind the scenes doing the work. If he doesn't last, the VP (likely a much more divisive radical) will take over. Either way, they believe it's a win. And the vehicle to get there is Joe.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 01:43 PM (JoUsr)
Way to defeat your own argument. Shortest debate ever!
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 01:43 PM (cfSLd)
What's this bullshit about his good heart?
Posted by: Northernlurker
Because it tastes good with some farva beans and a good Chianti
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 01:43 PM (fz3ky)
It's a win/win/win situation, baby!
Posted by: zombie
zombie, I like the way you think. Are you buoyant by any chance?
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 01:43 PM (Qf83p)
Yeah, Joe. Those were the bad guys. Dangerous for "our Democracy" amiright?
Somewhere in the internet aether is an interesting contrast on "Democracy", and shows how the verbiage - and official government acceptable viewpoint. "Democracy" in 1930s Army field manual was officially described something like "Tends toward communist, abrogation of property rights, license, anarchy, mobocracy"
Then, as the cartoon punchline, a Miracle Happened. Post war Army field manuals, the definition of "Democracy" had changed, strangely enough. Some mealy-mouthed "the will of the people shall prevail." or somesuch BS. Found that interesting.
Anybody talks about "our Democracy" really means "Their Con Game".
Posted by: Common Tater at March 03, 2020 01:43 PM (St5qb)
@JoeBiden is a good man with a kind, empathetic heart. He can attract a broad, once in a generation political coalition, sweeping out Trump & the GOP Senate, and restoring decency and integrity to the Oval Office.
+++++++++++++
Yes. Kind, empathetic hearts are what we need. Even if their being commanded by porridge brains. As long as we have empathy and comity, eh?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 01:39 PM (I2dne)
This is the mentality that has R's getting their asses handed to them, generation after generation.
Even when they WIN, they lose.
That is, until Trump.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Also a conservative.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 01:33 PM (lbYzk)
I recall there was a picture of her with a slit skirt and a .38 in a thigh holster.
Also, in a heartwarming story, she and her husband shot some guy who was breaking into their hotel room.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 01:38 PM (9VeU0)
She was a local news anchor on KENS in San Antonio back in the 80s before she went to CNN. And yes, she was a stone-cold fox.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 03, 2020 01:43 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 01:43 PM (yASt4)
Conservatism conserved!!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 01:43 PM (oZ6kz)
Yep. Biden is a stupid, vindictive man who will suck any dick it takes to keep his seat at the table of power.
He is willing to lie. Cheat. and Steal in order to avoid having to play by the rules that govern us.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 01:43 PM (DgAV0)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 03, 2020 01:44 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 01:44 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2020 01:44 PM (VpIIl)
policy differences. It's about rule of law protecting the
republic.
Projection. It ain't just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 01:44 PM (gmo/4)
As opposed to Bernie, who has a bad ticker.
Which one's Dorothy?
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 01:44 PM (cfSLd)
I thought I read that Warren had run out of wampum.
Must have wampum to follow the election trail.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (fATt6)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Fritz at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (ATCV4)
With 92.5% of votes counted, ruling party down from 36 to 35 MKs and Joint List up from 15 to 16, making it even harder for prime minister to muster the 61 lawmakers he needs to form a stable government
Sigh. Hello 4th election? Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (fz3ky)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 01:37 PM (T6t7i)
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I think Burnie the commie because of the donkey freak out about him, but in truth both are bad.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Amy Clownboner at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (DgAV0)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (BqBId)
How can one be for "defeating Trumpism" and be for "unifying" the country?
Because alll these bullshit buzzwords like "unifying" mean "Democrats in control."
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (yASt4)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2020 01:42 PM (iys0/)
They totally predicted Trump's win in 2016.
At about 930 pm on election day.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (9VeU0)
Before his brain turned to mush, he was as bare knuckled a political animal as they come.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: DocJ at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (77WPm)
Yes. Kind, empathetic hearts are what we need. Even if their being commanded by porridge brains. As long as we have empathy and comity, eh?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 01:39 PM (I2dne)
You will recall that Sundown Joe himself told us that his thought process does not involve his brain.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Eli Cash at March 03, 2020 01:46 PM (F8rys)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 01:46 PM (A/LDX)
policy differences. It's about rule of law protecting the
republic.
Do neverTrumpers believe the Democrats are lying about their intentions?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 01:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 01:46 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Friendship at March 03, 2020 01:46 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 03, 2020 01:46 PM (aNlCZ)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 03, 2020 01:46 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2020 01:46 PM (VpIIl)
They are really terrified of Bernie.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 01:47 PM (Qf83p)
I thought I read that Warren had run out of wampum.
Must have wampum to follow the election trail.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (fATt6)
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I saw a couple of old female acquaintances on Facebook all excited about Warren today.
I sure hope they can get over their grief when she ends up with no delegates at the end of the day.
Maybe they'll realize how sexist the Democratic Party is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:47 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 01:47 PM (6XlcD)
I really hate these people.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 01:47 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 03, 2020 01:45 PM (J+mig)
FIFY
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 01:47 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 03, 2020 01:47 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2020 01:47 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: CoV 19 at March 03, 2020 01:47 PM (2gYZv)
Who's on the Short Bus for Joe?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 01:46 PM (A/LDX)
They'll give him a week, just to maintain appearances.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (J+mig)
That is, until Trump.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
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IMHO, why they hate Trump so much. Just remember that 97% of Rs are behind Trump with mucho gusto.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (cfSLd)
*******
PDT will Stomp a Mud Puddle up Sloe Joe's Asshole & walk it dry
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Archer
Ummm, yea...on the outside chance that Biden wins the election, the GOPe will be out, for good. Frankly, they are out, NOW. There is no going back for them. They chose against America, they stabbed America in the back, they pay the price. Fuck em'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: EveR at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (ZZDMQ)
Wow, thanks. But I didn't get you anything.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (ZLI7S)
They are really terrified of Bernie.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)
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I want Bernie to win in an ugly fight, and for Barr and Durham to come out with indictments against Biden immediately afterwards.
"It's not political, bitches. Biden's not a nominee."
The Democratic Party will be in utter chaos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-Utah) at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (NVYyb)
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Trump press avail on the WH lawn last week - Best part, as Trump is speaking you see people at a rope line 20+ feet behind him, and Melania comes into view and starts talking to the kids and adults there.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: eleven
I float like pumice from a distant volcano.
Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (N9G0H)
Would you trust being alone in a room with Donna Brazile? Seth Rich surely wouldn't!
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 03, 2020 01:46 PM (BqBId)
Blago is going to be Trump's hatchet man! It will be the Two Fighting Weasel Hairs versus the leftists!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (9wOlO)
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (3aI0K)
It's weird enough that the Democrat's think Biden should be the nominee.
They've decided he is their last, best hope to try and unseat Trump.
Let That Sink In. TM
And honestly, they are right. He's the absolute best shot that have. Seriously, think about that for moment. They are so, so utterly screwed this cycle,... Heh.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (iAwUQ)
They don't like Trump for lies, but Biden was lying two days ago about his Mandella arrest story and that's cool?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Joey B. Sniffer at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (Orx/W)
Also why does 538 come out with this now when they could wait one day and see how many delegates each have tomorrow. We know the reason, the estab dems have decided it's Biden.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (r+sAi)
Sexist AND racist AND homophobic!
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (9wOlO)
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They could have had Cory Booker and taken care of all three.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (q80AH)
Biden is an angry memory challenged dunce.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2020 01:47 PM (CqE5x)
Well there was that time when there was a camera handy when Joe stopped to talk to a bum. The bum was probably Hunter but still.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March
Guess Jindal is just more evidence of how cheap traitors are.
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (BqBId)
You use your mouth as pretty as a $2 whore.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 01:50 PM (9VeU0)
Dims 2020 -- we had our candidate chipped!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2020 01:50 PM (pNxlR)
commanded by porridge brains. As long as we have empathy and comity, eh?
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Kind Hearts and Coronets. Alex Guiness playing 9 characters in search of a Biden..
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 03, 2020 01:50 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2020 01:32 PM (d7Ww2)
just for that, i hope the woodpeckers come back to visit...
and re: slow joe, yeah, he's going to be drug across the line baring some sort of debilitating happenstance. something worse than a bollard...
and all those who were once GOPe, go die in a fire.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 03, 2020 01:50 PM (8D42x)
After 1988, the donks set up SC as the front end to controlling the nominating process.
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 01:50 PM (rpxSz)
That coming from a woman who dreams of creating an economy of Washington insiders. Warren is just lingering on to get a VP nomination. She needs to quit already.
Posted by: Wendy at March 03, 2020 01:50 PM (bpemY)
Fight me!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 01:50 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 01:51 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Ah, well, I guess it's just not our turn....again. We'll go home now and sit quietly.
Posted by: Bernie Bros at March 03, 2020 01:51 PM (T6t7i)
"There is no one kinder, more empathetic and caring than" Joe Biden.
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I'll put ya'll back in chains if you don't vote for me.
Posted by: Slow Joe at March 03, 2020 01:51 PM (THeCp)
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 01:51 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2020 01:51 PM (VpIIl)
That coming from a woman who dreams of creating an economy of Washington insiders. Warren is just lingering on to get a VP nomination. She needs to quit already.
Posted by: Wendy at March 03, 2020 01:50 PM (bpemY)
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She created a government agency that literally doesn't answer to the people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:51 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: James Comey, master leaker at March 03, 2020 01:51 PM (NVYyb)
They've decided he is their last, best hope to try and unseat Trump.
Let That Sink In. TM
And honestly, they are right. He's the absolute best shot that have. Seriously, think about that for moment. They are so, so utterly screwed this cycle,... Heh.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (iAwUQ)
Honestly, I couldn't have asked for a better Democrat field. Every pathology in the party is on plain view, and only the most delusional fail to recognize how sick it is.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 03, 2020 01:51 PM (J+mig)
Sucks SC went the way it did, it would have been the final nail in the coffin for Dems.
Posted by: Blago at March 03, 2020 01:51 PM (sjTfF)
Sexist AND racist AND homophobic!
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (9wOlO)
By Lenin! If the Democrats are this bad imagine how much worse the Republicans are!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2020 01:51 PM (VpIIl)
#twoweeks
Posted by: DocJ at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (77WPm)
So let me get this clear. The NTers, who were so concerned about
potential, unproven, subtle influence on Ukranian affairs with Trump are
all voting for someone with actual, admitted, proven interference in
Ukranian affairs?
They don't like Trump for lies, but Biden was lying two days ago about his Mandella arrest story and that's cool?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (eoQWY)
Pretty much sums it up, but don't forget to sign up for our cruise to nowhere!
Posted by: Billy K at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (Orx/W)
What I don't get is the level of self-deception it would take to believe that Trump is the threat to "rule of law" in this country. That the man who has been railroaded and the victim of outright criminality - he and his entire circle - is the threat in that regard. This cannot be believed by anyone who follows events even somewhat loosely.
My only question is whether this woman is lying to herself or me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (+XPdk)
Sucks SC went the way it did, it would have been the final nail in the coffin for Dems.
Posted by: Blago at March 03, 2020 01:51 PM (sjTfF)
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"DON'T YOU SHAME OUR FREAK FLAGS!!!!!"
-CA, voting now
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (yASt4)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (wetnX)
Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (Izzlo)
Would you trust being alone in a room with Donna Brazile? Seth Rich surely wouldnt!
Wait, I have to dislike Bobby Jindal now and mebbe not like, but at least tolerate, Blago? This is the weirdest timeline.
Oh the plus side, Blago skill mebbe gets more usage.
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (9wOlO)
Posted by: Timon at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (vN4+Q)
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Seconded. I wouldn't piss on the GOP to put out a fire. In my own home.
One of the reasons I love My Dog, My Main Man, Donald J Trump, 45th President of the United States is that he killed that worthless, rotten old herpes-infected scrotum of a Party.
And now, Bernie is poised to kill the other Uniparty faction. Beautiful. Lovin' this. Last chance to salvage this system before we have to just scrap it. People need a voice and the Dems and Reps ain't a voice for anything besides their God Government.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: henry at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)
As somebody already said, it's a lose lose for them. Nominate Biden and all the young idealistic Bernie supporters have a collective tantrum and divorce themselves from the party and the election. Trump wins. Nominate Bernie and lose 46 states. Trump wins.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 03, 2020 01:53 PM (iAwUQ)
He's already said he's a one term pres. if elected. His brain is failing. He's malfunctioning right and left.
If he's elected, he won't be president longer than 18 months.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Ah, well, I guess it's just not our turn....again. We'll go home now and sit quietly.
Posted by: Bernie Bros at March 03, 2020 01:51 PM (T6t7i)
Oh, the Bernie Bros haven't heard that one of the major planks in Slow Joe's platform is banning Cheetos? It's true!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 03, 2020 01:53 PM (RD7QR)
This presumes they are rational.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 01:54 PM (9VeU0)
He's already said he's a one term pres. if elected. His brain is failing. He's malfunctioning right and left.
If he's elected, he won't be president longer than 18 months.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
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"Sure, I'll vote for the man who's obviously going to die soon."
-Midwest Trump voters
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:54 PM (q80AH)
They don't like Trump for lies, but Biden was lying two days ago about his Mandella arrest story and that's cool?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (eoQWY)
++++++++++++++
It's okay when an internationalist leftist does it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 01:54 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 03, 2020 01:54 PM (wetnX)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 01:46 PM (A/LDX)
They'll give him a week, just to maintain appearances.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (J+mig)
When Wilson had his stroke in office they just had his wife and a bunch of staffers run things without telling anyone.
Kind of like they are doing now with Ginzberg.
And of course they hid FDRs handicap his whole presidency and the fact that he was nearly dead from congestive heart failure in the 1944 election from everyone. Thank goodness a few patriotic Dems insisted on replacing his communist vice president with Truman.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 01:54 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 01:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
If Biden wins a bunch of southern states, I will eat my size ten Allen Edmonds wingtips on national television. No knife and fork. No seasoning.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 01:54 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 03, 2020 01:54 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (Izzlo)
This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Alexandra Ocrazio CoTits at March 03, 2020 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (aNlCZ)
Posted by: raimondo at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (inAj4)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est
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Joe won't be President. Period.
Posted by: Guzalot at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 03, 2020 01:34 PM
Da fuq?!
Posted by: Amalgamated Union of Llamas, Local 9783 at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (ejd/p)
Imagine how furious you'd be if you're a Bernie supporter right now!
I don't want any of these people anywhere near power, but it does remind me of the head games these fucks played on us when Trump was running in 2015-2016. I definitely know how the Bernie Bros feel.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (A/LDX)
How?
I keep seeing people bleat this like an article of faith but no one ever ever says how.
And ye gods, now Jindal? Et tu?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (fz3ky)
all the young idealistic Bernie supporters have a collective tantrum and
divorce themselves from the party and the election. Trump wins.
Nominate Bernie and lose 46 states. Trump wins.
Assuming both Dems would lose to Trump, the big issue is what happens to the House and Senate. Who would cause bigger Dem disaffection and losses, Biden or Bernie? Beats me.
Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 01:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
On the phone with the glass between them like they have in prisons.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
We got 'em from those nice Climate Scientist guys!
Posted by: Polling Firms at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (P1f+c)
They don't like Trump for lies, but Biden was lying two days ago about his Mandella arrest story and that's cool?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 01:49 PM (eoQWY)
That was the other Biden. Vote for me instead!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (Izzlo)
This is how nuts the left are. They will pay off everyone to put a man in place that is close to pushing up daisies, just to get that VP in the POTUS slot. And that is what they are really strategizing. Not Biden, but who will really be President.
The first woman? They want that more than anything. And if the Marxist wins, they can see the end of their party for a long while.
And they need to stop the judges and SC justice refills.
They are so desperate, they push a dying man into the race and pay off everyone else around him with billions to defeat "one of their own".
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (vEIlU)
they should be entertaining to say the least. i wonder how many early voters here went for candidates that pulled out after they cast their ballots?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (pjk9o)
Prognosticators are getting all Vizzini from "The Princess Bride" right about now: "You want me to think ... "
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2020 01:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Chris M at March 03, 2020 01:56 PM (eAZVt)
Remember, though, who counts the votes. It's not the Bernie Bros. Party Apparatus because there is none.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 01:56 PM (jyVW0)
This presumes they are rational.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 01:54 PM (9VeU0)
What? What do you mean "rational?"
Posted by: DNC fumbling with the syringe of eyeball heroin at March 03, 2020 01:56 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 03, 2020 01:56 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 01:56 PM (9VeU0)
How?
I keep seeing people bleat this like an article of faith but no one ever ever says how.
And ye gods, now Jindal? Et tu?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (mf5HN)
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He keeps listening to district court judges who put out nationwide injunctions.
To be honest, that acquiescence is an attack on the rule of law.
But, I don't think that's what they mean.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:56 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 03, 2020 01:56 PM (e284m)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 03, 2020 01:56 PM (vEIlU)
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More his secret bank accounts?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 03, 2020 01:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 01:56 PM (JoUsr)
They don't like Trump because he derailed their gravy train of insincerity and set it on fire.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 01:57 PM (Boy/L)
So, who do you think will be the first to be on the next season of Dancing With The Stars?
a) Amy Klobchar
b) peter buttsex
c) Steyerfoam
d) Andrew Yang
e) Tulsi
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 01:57 PM (yASt4)
Either Bernie really wants to President or he just loves the adoration of the unwashed.
I'm kinda guessing the latter along with playing the martyr
Just a less intelligent and less accomplished Nader
Nader had the balls to run 3rd party
But that would probably cost Bernie some adoration, so a nogo
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 01:57 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Archer
Ummm, yea...on the outside chance that Biden wins the election, the GOPe will be out, for good. Frankly, they are out, NOW. There is no going back for them. They chose against America, they stabbed America in the back, they pay the price. Fuck em'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (vN4+Q)
Those assholes are dead to me now. I left Rob Portman's box unchecked the last time because fuck him. He won't be alone. Earn my vote or GTFO.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 03, 2020 01:57 PM (y7DUB)
I agree. Been saying it myself for some time now.
But the lengths and awkward way they are going about kneecapping Bernie is pretty extraordinary. It's obvious Joe couldn't do this on his own and most of the people who are endorsing him are doing it because they are scared of Bernie not because they woke up this morning and decided a corrupt, increasingly senile old man is going to beat Trump.
In decades of trying Joe has won a grand total of 1 primary. He is a joke. This is all about trying to salvage the House and the Squad types know it.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 01:57 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 03, 2020 01:57 PM (aNlCZ)
Posted by: Sponge
Not even then.
OK, if it was one-way glass, maybe.
But why would I want my kids to look at Biden?
So, still no.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2020 01:57 PM (P1f+c)
Either Bernie really wants to President or he just loves the adoration of the unwashed.
I'm kinda guessing the latter along with playing the martyr
Just a less intelligent and less accomplished Nader
Nader had the balls to run 3rd party
But that would probably cost Bernie some adoration, so a nogo
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 01:57 PM (rpxSz)
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"Can we please stop talking about damn Hunter Biden?!"
-Bernie, probably
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:57 PM (q80AH)
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Good grief. I wouldn't get on an elevator with him and I'm a fully grown man!
Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 03, 2020 01:58 PM (iGDvp)
bring up the issues with Hunter Biden and his Ukrainian and Russian
payoffs?
Lindsey's memory isn't that good either.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 01:58 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 03, 2020 01:58 PM (w+Ped)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 01:36 PM (JoUsr)
You have to admire someone so incompetent that he can't parlay being a black Republican in a uniparty desparate for diversity into something big and influential.
And then to remove all doubt by backing the likes of Joe Biden? I *HOPE* he got a good check from Bloomy, but I assume the dude did it for nothing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 01:58 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2020 01:58 PM (xUd9y)
They don't like Trump because he derailed their gravy train of insincerity and set it on fire.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 01:57 PM (Boy/L)
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Yeah, their fifty year orgy of lies and betrayals is OVER.
Thanks to My Main Man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 01:58 PM (AzW6q)
You have to admire someone so incompetent that he can't parlay being a black Republican in a uniparty desparate for diversity into something big and influential.
And then to remove all doubt by backing the likes of Joe Biden? I *HOPE* he got a good check from Bloomy, but I assume the dude did it for nothing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 01:58 PM (eoQWY)
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Jindal's Indian, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:58 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2020 01:58 PM (VpIIl)
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i made your mom's kitty bounce this morning... could you hear her screaming and moaning from down there in the basement?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 03, 2020 01:58 PM (pjk9o)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
That's why I always go with befuddlement and confusion.
Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (T6t7i)
How?
I keep seeing people bleat this like an article of faith but no one ever ever says how.
And ye gods, now Jindal? Et tu?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 03, 2020 01:55 PM (mf5HN)
++++++++++++
He isn't. It's the biggest case of projection I have seen. The group that:
- Launches an illegal investigation into a president
- Allows their preferred operator to violate classification/secrecy laws with impunity
- Railroads political enemies with process "crimes"
- Spies on Americans through abuse of intelligence databases
- Lies to judges in secret courts
- Weaponizes federal agencies against political opponents
is also the group talking about how *Trump* is threat to the "rule of law."
It would be farcical if it weren't so outrageous and enraging. Trump exposes *their* dismissal of the rule of law. Nothing more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (I2dne)
out with indictments against Biden immediately afterwards.
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TJM, don't bet any real American money on any one of those dreams coming true.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (NVYyb)
As soon as biden gets the nom, he'll move to the center, which will piss off the base.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (yASt4)
a) Amy Klobchar
b) peter buttsex
c) Steyerfoam
d) Andrew Yang
e) Tulsi
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 01:57 PM
trick question ???
TULSI, 1000%
attention whore
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
He deserves it.
He's been smoking their stash for years.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (DgAV0)
Posted by: pahound at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (VfWNJ)
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DOCTOR Jill to the rescue!
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 01:57 PM (ZLI7S)
Letting this pack of losers pull the party left of Karl Marx is the exact opposite way to keep the House.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (eoQWY)
To be honest, that acquiescence is an attack on the rule of law.
But, I don't think that's what they mean.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:56 PM (q80AH)
That was exactly what I was thinking. Trump obeys court orders while pursuing appeals.
THAT MONSTER!
Also, last I knew, Biden was pretty hard core pro abortion. Nice to see the professional Conservatives finally having to admit, even sotto voce, that they just cannot stand those icky pro lifers.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 03, 2020 01:56 PM (e284m)
It's not whoring if you enjoy it!
Posted by: Bill Kristol, Fiercely Conservative at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (vN4+Q)
The Bushes left such a toxic legacy that nobody aside from Romney and the ghost of John McCain want anything to do with it. In the name of globalism, they sold our livelihoods, technology, and future to the Red Chinese.
These nickelfucker pundits don't realize we know the score, and think that if they just destroy Trump, they'll get a Romneyfied GOP that will never have to deliver anything to the voters again.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: JackStraw
And grabbing the Senate, which I think motivates them more. The one thing Trump has done that has put the fear of God into them is appointing all the great judges, Schumer as leader would put a stop to that.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (5KWnQ)
In Republicrat newz, besides Bobby Jindal, also former Senator Chuck Hagel (R-Nebraska) (and Sec Of Defense under TFG) has endorsed Biden. Sad.
Ya know, when you buy a Dem they tend to stay bought. Not so for our team.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (wwSQm)
Bloomberg is too robotic/uncanny/unlikeable, and can't pull any minorities to speak of.
Bernie and his radical following is the wild card here, and the Dems are betting that the managerialist loses fewer independents who like what Trump has done, vs. the loss of their Commie demographic who sit the election out.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (n+0Aw)
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Putting on my leftist thinking cap, I'm guessing they think he's impeached and should have been removed from office. But because the Senate is R majority, justice was not served. Hence, he's illegitimately still there.
Oh, and half of them (or more) likely think he's still in cahoots with Russia Russia Russia, but just got away with it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (r4PDB)
She will not stop until she gets it.
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RBG's seat on the supreme court.
Posted by: simplemind at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (UIrYH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (r+sAi)
They don't like Trump because he derailed their gravy train of insincerity and set it on fire.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
He's the Monkey Wrench in the Gears of Establishment Graft. Long overdue.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 01:54 PM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Size Ten White Fur-lined Crocs at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (/cLoy)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (KbCvz)
Would you let Joe talk to your daughter or granddaughter?
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Good grief. I wouldn't get on an elevator with him and I'm a fully grown man!
Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 03, 2020 01:58 PM (iGDvp
I hear you~ Ray Rice
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (e284m)
TULSI, 1000%
attention whore
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (rpxSz)
I don't think she believes her political career is over.
I don't see her doing this as where it could put her name out there, the chance of embarrassment would be high.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: raimondo at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (inAj4)
Biden cannot even form full sentences anymore. Or sentences that make sense.
He will lie and lie, so Trump needs to be prepared to point out the lies on live tv.
And Biden might collapse at a live debate. Trump will run that old lying scumbag over. Can Biden take it? No. He talks a big talk.
I don't see Biden surviving the rest of the campaign season. They need to take everyone else out or he might just drop. Maybe that is Warren's plan. She can outrun Joe any day physically and mentally.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (4yvy3)
I'm still laughing about Biden's "Super Thursday" excitement. Here, Joe. Here's a balloon. *pats head*
Posted by: Lady in Black
Are you mad? What if he tries to eat it and chokes?
Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Meremortal at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (Bwqq4)
And he should loudly question, as only he can, whether Sleepy Joe said it because he can't remember, or because his party rejects our G-d and Creator.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (iys0/)
Watch who he chooses as his VP very closely.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (E+OcO)
Fucking douchenozzle.
Posted by: Timon at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (dKm4U)
100% chance he'd put his hands on you at some point.
Posted by: Chris M at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (6/uwW)
You have to admire someone so incompetent that he can't parlay being a black Republican in a uniparty desparate for diversity into something big and influential.
And then to remove all doubt by backing the likes of Joe Biden? I *HOPE* he got a good check from Bloomy, but I assume the dude did it for nothing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 01:58 PM (eoQWY)
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Jindal's Indian, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:58 PM (q80AH)
That's so. Then change my argument to "minority Republican".
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (eoQWY)
Actually, It's Kinda Racist If You Believe the Declaration of Independence Should Be Accurately Quoted
Actually, Here's Why Biden Was Really Arrested With Mandela Even Though the Historical Record Conclusively Proves He Wasn't, And You're Kinda Racist If You Disagree
Actually, Vermont and New Hampshire Are Completely Interchangeable
Here's Why Asking Democrats to Imagine the Assassination of Obama Is Clever Politics
Here's How Biden Calculated 150 Million Gun Deaths in America (Spoiler Alert, Only Racists Dispute His Math)
What Biden Meant When He Said He Was Running for Senate Instead of President.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 03, 2020 02:02 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: James at March 03, 2020 02:02 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 02:02 PM (flINI)
- Bernie
- Joe
- Mike
(the others are all somnambulating corpses and don't matter).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 02:02 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The impeachment is over. Time to start kicking ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2020 02:02 PM (Z+uwH)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 03, 2020 02:02 PM (uM6CE)
Posted by: Zod at March 03, 2020 02:02 PM (qXNVo)
Libs are insane.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 02:02 PM (ptqGC)
DTWS was my indication that Trump could win. The season before the election they had 2 Trump adjacent people as contestants.
Spicer has been on. I expect another - like Nikki Haley.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 02:03 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: JackStraw
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True. The Deep State uniparty wants as much power as they can grab. Because, then, they get paid.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2020 02:03 PM (NVYyb)
Biden cannot even form full sentences anymore. Or sentences that make sense.
He will lie and lie, so Trump needs to be prepared to point out the lies on live tv.
And Biden might collapse at a live debate. Trump will run that old lying scumbag over. Can Biden take it? No. He talks a big talk.
I don't see Biden surviving the rest of the campaign season. They need to take everyone else out or he might just drop. Maybe that is Warren's plan. She can outrun Joe any day physically and mentally.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (vEIlU)
Reagan countered the lies and such of the media and opposition by sadly saying "There you go again". It works even if the statement isn't a lie if he has lied before.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:03 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2020 01:38 PM
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When it's leap year Super Tuesday changes to Super Thursday.
Joe is operating on his paste-eating-based super mental powers.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2020 02:03 PM (mTIOq)
Posted by: Jerking Jerker at March 03, 2020 02:03 PM (AXS9h)
Her own casino.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (iys0/)
And a creek full of beaver.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 03, 2020 02:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2020 02:03 PM (hLRSq)
They mean the rule of a two-tiered justice system. In other words, judges.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 02:03 PM (Ibwur)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM (xUd9y)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 01:54 PM
I've got a couple of pair that I never wear
save yours and munch on those
the little tassels look mighty tasty
the shoe trees look a little indigestible
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: James at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM (qM84C)
Her own casino.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (iys0/)
*********
She wants to sell tax free cigarettes and fire water.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM (flINI)
___________
Not only that, but the little girls flock to him too.
Posted by: ShainS at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM (etE+3)
Biden is one of the least competent men I have seen in public in a very long time. I imagine they're shooting him up with some kind of super-juice before appearances, and that can't be easy on him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM (I2dne)
They won't be able to hide him from the normals though. It's gonna be great!
Posted by: Chris M at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Cheri at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM (oiNtH)
Yeah, I think people need to go back and read what he wrote, not what the people slamming him said he wrote.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: The Bollard at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM (ZS9TG)
If he plays his cards right, he could get a 4th house out of this one.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM (A/LDX)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM (zqs/f)
Omg. How has Trump "destroyed" the Constitution? How is he the "most corrupt president in history"?
I love the progs who say, "We have to save the country!" From what? Prosperity?
Jeebus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM (ptqGC)
She will not stop until she gets it.
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RBG's seat on the supreme court.
Posted by: simplemind at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (UIrYH)
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Never thought of that but, of course, you're right.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM (NVYyb)
Biden is one of the least competent men I have seen in public in a very long time. I imagine they're shooting him up with some kind of super-juice before appearances, and that can't be easy on him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM (I2dne)
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It's funny that both of the likely nominees for the Democrats seem to be in serious danger of massive health problems within the next twelve months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM (q80AH)
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Slow Joe vs. Tim Conway as that really old, shuffling man trying to get Harvey Korman some sausages.
Tim Conway for the win.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 02:02 PM (flINI)
The problem with this is that someone would have to take the blame for the mess, and the establishment now would own two in a row. That would make them helpless against a Leftist takeover.
In 72, in similar circumstances they let the leftist get smashed and discredited, and created the Supers to hold them in check in future.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:06 PM (eoQWY)
Joe Biden: God's honest truth. I was arrested trying to see Ricky Nelson I loved him on that show I Love Lucille. Remember when he would say Baba booey? Cracked me up every time. Any way these Australians won't let me see him and I tell them look pal, I'm Joe Biden. I took down Corn Pop and no one stands between me and... and that guy you know that guy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 03, 2020 02:06 PM (Un9AW)
There are six different polls released in the last week, every single one shows Biden beating Trump.
Posted by: Jerking Jerker at March 03, 2020 02:03 PM (AXS9h)
And there are millions dead from Corona Virus world wide - caused by Trump not funding something or other.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 03, 2020 02:06 PM (e284m)
She will not stop until she gets it.
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RBG's seat on the supreme court.
Posted by: simplemind at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (UIrYH)
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Never thought of that but, of course, you're right.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM (NVYyb)
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Oh, God.
At least she wouldn't be on SCOTUS for 40 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:06 PM (q80AH)
Her own casino.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2020
*
*
A string of healthy ponies and hunting lands so wide she cannot cross them in a day.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2020 02:06 PM (Ejm1K)
She will not stop until she gets it.
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RBG's seat on the supreme court.
Posted by: simplemind at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (UIrYH)
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Never thought of that but, of course, you're right.
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One of the downsides of being a functional sociopath is that I understand people like Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: simplemind at March 03, 2020 02:06 PM (iGDvp)
I don't see her doing this as where it could put her name out there, the chance of embarrassment would be high.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah
I know how she feels
I haven't given up on getting inside of Hedy's panties either
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 02:06 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Tentotwo at March 03, 2020 02:06 PM (yhf6w)
I'm not convinced that Bernie's actually in it to win it.
If he plays his cards right, he could get a 4th house out of this one.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM (A/LDX)
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Yup, me either. That crooked old graft sponge is looking for another DNC payout. And he's unleashing the Monster Babies they created upon them in the process. It's glorious.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 02:06 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM
Ahem.
Posted by: Prairie Crab Dip at March 03, 2020 02:06 PM (/cLoy)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 03, 2020 02:06 PM (e284m)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (q80AH)
Only way to prevent that is for Bernie to pick Biden as his running mate - ain't gonna happen, but its a thought
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 02:06 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC)
They expect to be welcomed back into the fold sometime after 12 years of Biden and Stacy Abrams?
The GOP Senators will Outlast Trump by decades.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (mTIOq)
Somewhat OT: I went to a few breakout sessions and it really hit me why NTs like Jonah Goldberg don't come here - because AIPAC events are so far out of their leagues that it might as well be a totally different sport. Goldberg plays stupid card tricks while AIPAC is the Olympic downhill slalom.
Anyway, I voted Sanders on my way back. No volunteers outside the polling place (this is NoVA). GOTV seems to be a huge yawn here. I'm sad I didn't get to argue with a Biden volunteer but oh well.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (w2QL7)
She will not stop until she gets it.
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RBG's seat on the supreme court.
Posted by: simplemind at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (UIrYH)
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Never thought of that but, of course, you're right.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM (NVYyb)
First native american justice? Neat.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (eoQWY)
then I don't see how Biden can be the favorite without shenanigans. Will
voters or the Dem machine make sure Biden gets enough votes to get some
fraction of the CA delegates? I dunno.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 03, 2020 02:02 PM (uM6CE)
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YES
Two words, Ballot Harvesting.
I predict some irregularities in California and results will be delayed.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (pw+jk)
A. So could Bernie
B. VP's aren't nearly as important as most people think, IMO
Bernie has a legitimate grassroots movement behind him and has insane policies that will attract a lot of votes, like cancellation of all student debt. I still think Trump would win, but I think it would be closer. People think Biden would win PA - why would the voters who crossed over for Trump go running back to Biden?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (oZ6kz)
If he plays his cards right, he could get a 4th house out of this one.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM (A/LDX)
Second dacha is best dacha, comrade.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (uM6CE)
The problem with this is that someone would have to take the blame for the mess, and the establishment now would own two in a row. That would make them helpless against a Leftist takeover.
In 72, in similar circumstances they let the leftist get smashed and discredited, and created the Supers to hold them in check in future.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:06 PM (eoQWY)
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Theory:
They are assuming the activist left will come home, as they always do, and that they'll be able to consolidate power within the party organizations, shutting out the activist Left before they completely take over the party.
Sure, they'll be in the minority, but at least they'll still have control of the party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (aNlCZ)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:06 PM (eoQWY)
++++++++++++
And yet, in '16 they turfed the superdelegates. They don't get to play until the second ballot under the post-16 rules.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC)
She will not stop until she gets it.
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RBG's seat on the supreme court.
Posted by: simplemind at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (UIrYH)
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Never thought of that but, of course, you're right.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM (NVYyb)
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Oh, God.
At least she wouldn't be on SCOTUS for 40 years.
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Well, I did give her my magic smoothie recipe...
Posted by: RBG at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (HA35K)
Biden is one of the least competent men I have seen in public in a very long time. I imagine they're shooting him up with some kind of super-juice before appearances, and that can't be easy on him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM (I2dne)
wouldn't that be something...
Running another coup but with full complicity from Biden, knowing he just needs to win, then hand over the reins.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 01:58 PM (r+sAi)
His memory is fine. His ability to con the rubes is deteriorating.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 02:08 PM (1CjJc)
How were the so called democrats received?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 02:08 PM (fz3ky)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 01:48 PM (q80AH)
Only way to prevent that is for Bernie to pick Biden as his running mate - ain't gonna happen, but its a thought
Posted by: Boswell at March
I am not so sure about the chaos thing. If they geto out of super tuesday with a winner they are going to use murder and bribes to get the party in order.
And intimidation.
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 02:08 PM (HALdu)
Brain Salad Biden
Welcome back, my, uh, my, you know, the things
To the thing, the thing that, well you know what it does
I'm, uh, Jo-o-o-oe? Bicycle!
Come inside, let me sniff your hair!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2020 02:08 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 02:08 PM (r+sAi)
"And look at him. No, really. I mean, the eye lifts? A *leeetle* too much, Joe. The man looks surprised, like he just caught his wife with two guys. Seriously. No, I mean, look at him..."
Posted by: Zod at March 03, 2020 02:08 PM (qXNVo)
Done with my survival item for the day. A loaf of banana bread in the oven. With chocolate chips.
Conspiracy? Yes, hubby always leaves just enough bananas to make bread. He always wins.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 03, 2020 02:08 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 01:54 PM
He won SC. By a LOT.
It is close in TX. He leads in VA and NC and FL and GA.
I am talking primary. Not general.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 02:08 PM (9VeU0)
If he plays his cards right, he could get a 4th house out of this one.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM (A/LDX)
Second dacha is best dacha, comrade.
He should go for a yacht this time.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 02:09 PM (ptqGC)
And there are five lights.
Posted by: Friendship at March 03, 2020 02:09 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 02:09 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Chris M at March 03, 2020 02:09 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 02:09 PM (HALdu)
Seriously?
The same Joe Biden whose brother, son, etc., have been in the business of selling access to Joe for decades now, something they could not have done without Joe's acquiescence, if not active assistance?
The same Joe Biden whose son Hunter f*cked his dead brother's wife, impregnated a stripper and then tried to get out of paying child support and denied the kid was his, has been caught smoking crack and buying meth, abandoned his wife and kids, etc., etc.?
The same Joe Biden who, during previous campaigns, blatantly plagiarized other candidate's speeches, and even pretended that a Welsh politician's life story was his own?
The same Joe Biden who for decades has lied about a drunk driver having killed his wife and daughter, when his wife was actually the driver at fault, and the other driver in the accident was not drunk?
That's the guy who is going to restore decency and integrity? Hope they're having a sale on decency and integrity somewhere, because the only way Joe Biden is ever going to have any decency and integrity is if he buys it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 03, 2020 02:09 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 02:09 PM (lBeMA)
Posted by: Chris M at March 03, 2020 02:09 PM (eAZVt)
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Not the people running the show?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:09 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Kazi at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (0x00j)
...
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (oZ6kz)
++++++++++++
Not normally. no. But when the guy at the top of the ticket is melting like a character in Raiders of the Lost Ark, it probably counts for more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (I2dne)
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Slow Joe vs. Tim Conway as that really old, shuffling man trying to get Harvey Korman some sausages.
Tim Conway for the win.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM
...
Imagine Trump mimicking Bedens walk during the debates.
Just shuffle around on stage while Biden tries to quench the bleeding from his eye.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (mTIOq)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (oZ6kz)
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As it stands today, I am convinced he will chose that horrid woman as well.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 01:57 PM (ZLI7S)
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I agree, but I also think that in the back of their minds they are hoping that with Biden as the candidate, they can prevent the investigations/indictments from going forward. Otherwise, why would Brennan and Comey come out for Plugs?
Posted by: IrishEi at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 02:09 PM (HALdu)
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Theory:
She is the John Kasich of 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (EgshT)
Can they vivify him long enough for a debate? If he squirts blood out of his eyeball again, it WILL attract attention.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC)
Magic 8 Ball says "It is decidedly so."
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (9VeU0)
We have our work cut out for us if we want to maintain PDT in office and keep the Senate.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (9V81o)
They are assuming the activist left will come home, as they always do, and that they'll be able to consolidate power within the party organizations, shutting out the activist Left before they completely take over the party.
Sure, they'll be in the minority, but at least they'll still have control of the party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March
So their traditional slave owner model
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (HALdu)
...
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (oZ6kz)
++++++++++++
Not normally. no. But when the guy at the top of the ticket is melting like a character in Raiders of the Lost Ark, it probably counts for more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (I2dne)
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I doubt it.
I think the man at the top's condition will drive all of the conversation.
Remember when Hillary largely disappeared from the campaign trail and Tim Kaine kept making appearances? Did Kaine drive the national conversation at all?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC)
She won't draw at the ballot box.
Supreme court, maybe. I think he'd put her there.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
She would have to be an even bigger idiot than I think she is to take any deal that is predicated on a Democrat actually winning the White House.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (r+sAi)
Not gonna happen, dude.
Even without Klobber and ButtJizz dropping out, Plugs was polling in the low 20s in California.
Fauxcahontas is also polling above 15% there. If she gets even a tiny fraction of Klobber and ButtJizz's voters, she should easily beat 15%.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (lbYzk)
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Respectfully - AIPAC culture is bipartisan and tends to be non confrontational if the Dems are making the right noises. That said, not a lot of love for Sanders among the people I talked with.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (w2QL7)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 03, 2020 02:01 PM (vEIlU)
Warren's problem is the more people know her the less they like her.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (eoQWY)
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Maybe Jindal has done this in some other format. I dunno.
But the tweet here is poking fun of the claim that Biden is a "healer," given the extreme divisiveness of the Obama-Biden years.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (oZ6kz)
Because that's what Trump 2020's internal polls are saying? Biden's like an adopted son in that state.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (I2dne)"
That's true. The VP likely matters a lot more than usual when the President is going to be older on Day 1 than Reagan was on Day 2,924
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (oZ6kz)
A: The thing with the business and the stuff.
Posted by: Slow Joe at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (ySw+w)
LOL. Pass the popcorn.
Posted by: JAS at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (2BZBZ)
then I don't see how Biden can be the favorite without shenanigans. Will
voters or the Dem machine make sure Biden gets enough votes to get some
fraction of the CA delegates? I dunno.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 03, 2020 02:02 PM (uM6CE)
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if bumper stickers and yard signs are any indicators, Slow Joe isn't very popular in my part of Lost Angels...
haven't seen a single one for him, anywhere.
lots for all the other idiots.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (pjk9o)
She is the John Kasich of 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (q80AH)
Except she won't win MA.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 02:09 PM (HALdu)
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Theory:
She is the John Kasich of 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March
heh, that too
my thought was more that she wants to have some kind of elder lion / statesman of the senate.
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 02:12 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 03, 2020 02:12 PM (RD7QR)
this infatuation with Joe Biden is ridiculous.
He is not going to be the nominee of the Democrat Party.
He's a lost, confused and stupid old man.
In a way, this too, is the story of Barack Obama, who pulled him into his orbit. Obama must be slapping his forehead right now.
Burnie too, is an insane old man, but has the enthusiasm of the stupid Leftist Activist base of the Democrat Party.
Fear will end up ruling the day for the Democrats.
Fear of Commie Burnie being the nominee, or fear of nominating Alzheimer Sunset Joe. There are no positives here being generated. And Burnie is promising a lot more give-aways than Joe, so he's got that going for him
Joe, by the way, is not a nice person. He's a nasty, two-faced liar. Ask Clarence Thomas.
And Bill Kristol can burn in Hell, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 03, 2020 02:12 PM (vcOmj)
I'm picturing Hunter with his latest wife, Beau's widow and kids, Hunter's kids from his first marriage, and *fingers crossed* the Newest Biden Baby.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 02:12 PM (ptqGC)
I know of an island that nobody uses anymore...and it's got a house!
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 02:12 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 02:08 PM (1CjJc)
++++++++++++
Graham's problem isn't his memory. It's my memory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 02:12 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Defenestratus at
Oh how I wish you were mistaken
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 03, 2020 02:12 PM (/Yq/2)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (oZ6kz)
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Barron. Trump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 02:12 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: JAS at March 03, 2020 02:13 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (oZ6kz)
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Barron. Trump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 02:12 PM (AzW6q)
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ME
I'm sick of working for a living.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:13 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at March 03, 2020 02:13 PM (fMhOl)
As long as we're ignoring humiliating public displays of moral and mental deficiency, I propose that Jason Russel, of the Kony 2012 campaign, have a role in the Biden campaign and administration.
He has demonstrated the ability to rapidly assemble a massive publicity campaign based on a false premise, and his mental breakdown / jackin' it in San Diego fame, make him a kindred spirit to Joe.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 03, 2020 02:13 PM (fATt6)
...
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:07 PM (oZ6kz)
++++++++++++
Not normally. no. But when the guy at the top of the ticket is melting like a character in Raiders of the Lost Ark, it probably counts for more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (I2dne)
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I doubt it.
I think the man at the top's condition will drive all of the conversation.
Remember when Hillary largely disappeared from the campaign trail and Tim Kaine kept making appearances? Did Kaine drive the national conversation at all?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (q80AH)
Well, I remember significant conversation about whether he uses a weed whacker on his eyebrows or goes straight to a chainsaw, FWIW.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 03, 2020 02:13 PM (RD7QR)
Oh I agree that there are those who are supporting him for their own selfish reasons as you outlined but I think most know Biden has very little chance against Trump.
I'm a Jets fan. I am painfully aware of what it feels like to support a cause you know is doomed.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 02:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 03, 2020 02:10 PM (sGotD)
Brennan and Comey were in that Jan. 5, 2017, meeting with obama/biden. The one Rice wrote the 11th hour CYA "by the book" letter.
Barack Obama, James Comey (FBI Director), Susan Rice (NatSec Advisor),
Sally Yates (Deputy Attorney General), James Clapper (DNI Chief), John
Brennan (CIA Chief) and then-Vice President Joe Biden are all coup participants.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 02:14 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 02:14 PM (lBeMA)
Posted by: Big V at March 03, 2020 02:14 PM (XEC2p)
Nope
he's got the black vote
he'll go latin, as in Castro
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 02:14 PM (rpxSz)
I think we all know it comes down to about 6 states, but we like it that the dems have decided to put their dick in crazy.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 02:14 PM (r+sAi)
So she has to hope for the brokered convention and being a "unity" pick.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:14 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at March
the cocksucker wants a job. media, gov, either way he wants everybody to know he is avails.
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 02:14 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 03, 2020 02:14 PM (aNlCZ)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 03, 2020 01:59 PM (J+mig)
I think they know it, which is why they are boosting solid Dems and hoping a bump happens that they can parlay into another decade of work as an "influencer" from the Dem donors.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:14 PM (eoQWY)
She will not stop until she gets it.
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RBG's seat on the supreme court.
Posted by: simplemind at March 03, 2020 02:00 PM (UIrYH)
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Never thought of that but, of course, you're right.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2020 02:05 PM (NVYyb)
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Oh, God.
At least she wouldn't be on SCOTUS for 40 years.
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Well, I did give her my magic smoothie recipe...
Posted by: RBG
Have we ever had an Indian on the SCOTUS
Posted by: Jean at March 03, 2020 02:14 PM (B7KlG)
So she has to hope for the brokered convention and being a "unity" pick.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:14 PM (oZ6kz)
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I really wouldn't be surprised if the unity pick is her play.
Her intelligence is really over-estimated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:15 PM (q80AH)
he knew he couldn't make a salutatory to God as a democrat
Posted by: DanMan at March 03, 2020 02:15 PM (XTiHL)
His memory is fine. His ability to con the rubes is deteriorating.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 02:08 PM (1CjJc)
++++++++++++
Graham's problem isn't his memory. It's my memory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 02:12 PM (I2dne)
Better.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 02:15 PM (1CjJc)
I doubt it.
I think the man at the top's condition will drive all of the conversation.
Remember when Hillary largely disappeared from the campaign trail and Tim Kaine kept making appearances? Did Kaine drive the national conversation at all?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (q80AH)
That's because Tim Kaine was a forehead with legs.
Also a straight white guy with no particular liberal cred.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 03, 2020 02:15 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at March
What's Jindal's wife look like, maybe he wants in with the sweet, sweet cuck $?
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 02:15 PM (HALdu)
But the tweet here is poking fun of the claim that Biden is a "healer," given the extreme divisiveness of the Obama-Biden years.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (M/9m0)
Yeah, no.
Read the oped he wrote in WSJ which is linked in the tweet.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 02:15 PM (9VeU0)
Under a Bernie "Big Rock Candy Mountain" Sanders administration, you won't have to. All the rich guys are gonna get their stuff taken away, and it's gonna be shared out to everyone, and no one is gonna have to work.
On the birds and the bees/and the cigarette trees/the lemonade springs/where the bluebird sings/on the Big Rock Candy Mountain...
Posted by: Zod at March 03, 2020 02:16 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 02:16 PM (DgAV0)
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2020 02:16 PM (EUDB2)
Sally Yates (Deputy Attorney General), James Clapper (DNI Chief), John
Brennan (CIA Chief) and then-Vice President Joe Biden are all coup participants.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 02:14 PM (1CjJc)
And Trump knows it. He has the proof.
He "caught them all."
Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2020 02:16 PM (CqE5x)
Nominate a currently pregnant conservative woman's baby. There's no minimum age to be on the court.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:16 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 02:16 PM (lbYzk)
No fucking way these polls are true. Total bullshit.
Posted by: Chris M at March 03, 2020 02:16 PM (eAZVt)
Sally Yates (Deputy Attorney General), James Clapper (DNI Chief), John
Brennan (CIA Chief) and then-Vice President Joe Biden are all coup participants.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 02:14 PM (1CjJc)
And Trump knows it. He has the proof.
He "caught them all."
Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2020 02:16 PM (CqE5x)
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Except that Trump is a deep state cuck out to undermine the president of the United States.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:17 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 02:17 PM (DgAV0)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 03, 2020 02:17 PM (mTIOq)
been in the business of selling access to Joe for decades now, something
they could not have done without Joe's acquiescence, if not active
assistance?
The same Joe Biden whose son Hunter f*cked his dead brother's wife,
impregnated a stripper and then tried to get out of paying child support
and denied the kid was his, has been caught smoking crack and buying
meth, abandoned his wife and kids, etc., etc.?
The same Joe Biden who, during previous campaigns, blatantly
plagiarized other candidate's speeches, and even pretended that a Welsh
politician's life story was his own?
The same Joe Biden who for decades has lied about a drunk driver
having killed his wife and daughter, when his wife was actually the
driver at fault, and the other driver in the accident was not drunk?
That's the guy who is going to restore decency and integrity? Hope
they're having a sale on decency and integrity somewhere, because the
only way Joe Biden is ever going to have any decency and integrity is if
he buys it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 03, 2020 02:09 PM (k4dH2)
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Come on that is just Joe being Joe.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 02:17 PM (pw+jk)
No fucking way these polls are true. Total bullshit.
Posted by: Chris M at March 03, 2020 02:16 PM (eAZVt)
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We are 8 months from the election.
None of these general election polls should be taken terribly seriously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:17 PM (q80AH)
He calls Joe Biden "affable."
He's mean, and he's a bully. He said in 2012 that Mitt Fucking Romney would put black people in chains.
Affable.
My aff.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 02:17 PM (9VeU0)
Jindal's Indian, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Is he one of those "natural conservatives" we used to hear about?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2020 02:18 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Chris M at March 03, 2020 02:18 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: JAS at March 03, 2020 02:13 PM (2BZBZ)
She can do a commercial where she dresses up like the Kool-Aid guy, bursts through a wall, and says "OH YEAH, VOTE FOR ME AND JOE!"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 03, 2020 02:18 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 02:17 PM (DgAV0)
it's been full.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 02:18 PM (Kpl3J)
There's a risk with that, though. I'd rather see someone who is sixty, not forty. You still get decades.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 02:18 PM (CDGwz)
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She's got so much baggage she's got two sky caps following her around all day.
Posted by: Slow Joe at March 03, 2020 02:18 PM (ySw+w)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 02:17 PM (DgAV0)
Maybe it's full.
Just saying.
Posted by: Willie Brown at March 03, 2020 02:18 PM (9VeU0)
No fucking way these polls are true. Total bullshit.
Posted by: Chris M at March 03, 2020 02:16 PM (eAZVt)
I'm sure they're true. They're the same polls that showed Sanders beating Trump by 13 in late-Feb 2016.
Posted by: DocJ at March 03, 2020 02:18 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 03, 2020 02:04 PM (ExV1e)
I did. And it was absolute hog wash and incredibly disappointing.
It was hand wringing but but but both sides should just get allloooonnnngggg and Biden is right that people should work together!
The key graf to me is this one (I'm typing it out since the article is paywalled and it took me several attempts to get around that):
"It is built on humility - on the recognition that the other side has value. Conservatives dedicated to limited government should be grateful for liberals ensuring society considers the needs of the poor. Liberals dedicated to powerful and expansive government should be grateful for conservatives ensuring that society generates prosperity and protects individual liberty."
Read that again. Read closely. For what are liberals praised? Why, for caring about others! For what are conservatives praised? For being tax slaves who allow expansive government to exist.
The entire article is like that. And here is the closing graf.
"The path to civility requires both parties to display the humble belief that the other side consists of good, patriotic Americans with valuable insights, as well as the confident determination that their own beliefs are enduring and can eventually emerge victorious. That may prove a winning message for Mr. Biden."
There is nothing NOTHING in the article in which Jindal states directly and forthrightly that Biden's positions, not his demeanor, his positions, are detrimental to individual freedom. There is nothing NOTHING in the article expressing dismay at Biden wanting government to expand.
It is the damn Cult of Nice and oh Biden thinks other people just disagree and isn't that nice!
No. No, it's not, and it's also not true.
The problem with the piece is that it accepts as true the premise that those on the Right are Others and, seriously, it is incredibly insulting.
And it is absolutely written in the tone of acceptance, not explanation.
But, hey, I read it, so what do I know.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 03, 2020 02:12 PM (/Yq/2)
It's incredibly disconcerting to see how many people on our side are talking like the election is a foregone conclusion already.
This is the *EXACT* mentality that pervaded the Clinton campaign the very day that Trump because the presumptive nominee in 2016. It's an insidious cancer that facilitates complacency and robs the electorate of its "hunger" to win.
This mentality is what I fear more than any of the clowns the Democrats put up against us.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (DgAV0)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (PPbDD)
Posted by: garrett at March
cum burps
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at March
I don't like theories that require our politicians to be playing 12d chess for it to be the right thing. You're saying he's got to be telling us code for "hey guys, put your weight behind Biden because internal polling suggests Bernie might have this outright?"
A far simpler explanation is he's just appealing to the Krystols and Goldbergs of the world.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (gmo/4)
Even without Klobber and ButtJizz dropping out, Plugs was polling in the low 20s in California.
Fauxcahontas is also polling above 15% there. If she gets even a tiny fraction of Klobber and ButtJizz's voters, she should easily beat 15%.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 02:11 PM (lbYzk)
What's funny is if she doesn't crack 15 pct, that helps Bernie because his share of the 85 percent above the line is magnified.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (eoQWY)
Who do I vote for?
The Republicans only have Trump on their ballot.
The Democrats have the 3 old farts, and every other idiot that filed for a Presidential Candidate.
Who? Do I vote with the cuckservatives for Senile Joe?
Burn it all down with Bernie?
Give it up to the Nanny State Mini-Tyrant Bloomberg?
Lie down with Lie-a-watha Warren?
Vote for a failed candidate like Amy?
Posted by: rd at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 02:17 PM (DgAV0)"
It's been full of cock?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 02:17 PM (DgAV0)
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She's an idiot who embarrassed herself by running one of the worst campaigns in recent memory, especially considering the early establishment support she got.
People are probably doing everything they can to keep the idiot dick sucker away from the cameras.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:20 PM (q80AH)
I honestly think Trump relishes the idea of running against Biden, but thinks running against Sanders would be more fun.
Posted by: DocJ at March 03, 2020 02:20 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 02:20 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 03, 2020 02:20 PM (boHn2)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 02:14 PM (rpxSz)
Gaius Julius Caesar: Doesn't sound Latin to me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 03, 2020 02:20 PM (Un9AW)
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I just read Jindal's opinion piece, linked through his tweet.
At best, he comes across in vague praise of Trump's style, likening it to Sanders in terms of upsetting the apple cart. And it's unquestionable Jindal is lauding Biden's ability to forge bipartisanship and usher in some kind of missing decorum. Jindal is not looking at the big picture, and for that, I am surprised.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 02:20 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (PPbDD)
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I think 90% of politicians don't believe in any god except power and only profess faith to rook the voters into believing they aren't mired in wickedness.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 02:20 PM (AzW6q)
I think I object to the logic here.
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 03, 2020 02:21 PM (CGB5H)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 02:21 PM (DgAV0)
This is the *EXACT* mentality that pervaded the Clinton campaign the very day that Trump because the presumptive nominee in 2016. It's an insidious cancer that facilitates complacency and robs the electorate of its "hunger" to win.
This mentality is what I fear more than any of the clowns the Democrats put up against us.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (9V81o)
The *actual* campaign is doing two or so huge rallies a week even now, with tons of new potential voters showing up.
Pay attention to the ones whose job it is to run the campaign when you make conclusions like that.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:21 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Jean at March 03, 2020 02:22 PM (B7KlG)
Why are we giving a shit about polls when three weeks ago it was buttsex who was gonna be the D nom, and 2 weeks ago it was bloomberg...
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 02:22 PM (yASt4)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 02:22 PM (6d9t1)
This is the *EXACT* mentality that pervaded the Clinton campaign the very day that Trump because the presumptive nominee in 2016. It's an insidious cancer that facilitates complacency and robs the electorate of its "hunger" to win.
This mentality is what I fear more than any of the clowns the Democrats put up against us.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM
THIS cannot be said enough! We cannot get lazy or complacent. We need to learn from "early night" Hillary team. NO way can we allow it to happen. Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 02:22 PM (lBeMA)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:22 PM (oZ6kz)
I think she will be the VP if Paste Eater gets the nod. It will be a DNC operation all the way.
She checks all the boxes; blackish, womanish, not very bright, Obamas love her, and black woman of color. Also she is a black woman.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 02:22 PM (pw+jk)
The Republicans only have Trump on their ballot.
Cavuto had William Weld on his show about an hour ago. He looks sleepier than Joe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2020 02:22 PM (aKsyK)
Vote for Joe
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 02:23 PM (2JDMN)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 03, 2020 02:23 PM (wetnX)
>>Jindal's Indian, by the way.
Are you implying that he will take back his endorsement?
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (DgAV0)
And thank you for coming again.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 02:23 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 02:20 PM (JoUsr)
As the media likes to say, without evidence.
Posted by: DocJ at March 03, 2020 02:23 PM (77WPm)
A half bill down the shitter.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 02:23 PM (9VeU0)
Biden is Bush is Obama is OtherBush... it's all a front
dear God! I cannot BELIEVE that anyone would vote for a senile shell to be President. they're knowingly voting for a puppet.
We're not a third world country yet, but we have a third world government! (well, halfish of one)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 03, 2020 02:23 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 02:23 PM (yASt4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 02:24 PM (r+sAi)
I think 90% of politicians don't believe in any god except power and only profess faith to rook the voters into believing they aren't mired in wickedness.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Look, somebody else here with a good idea of how sociopaths operate.
Posted by: simplemind at March 03, 2020 02:24 PM (gdqd5)
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020
*
*
Sabor the lioness. And Trump is Tarzan!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2020 02:24 PM (Ejm1K)
Pay attention to the ones whose job it is to run the campaign when you make conclusions like that.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:21 PM (eoQWY)"
Yeah, I think the actual Trump campaign knows this. 72/84 level landslides don't exist anymore. Every election will hinge on a few states. Never take any of them for granted.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:24 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 03, 2020 02:24 PM (wetnX)
At best, he comes across in vague praise of Trump's style, likening it to Sanders in terms of upsetting the apple cart. And it's unquestionable Jindal is lauding Biden's ability to forge bipartisanship and usher in some kind of missing decorum. Jindal is not looking at the big picture, and for that, I am surprised.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 02:20 PM (JoUsr)
I was both shocked and surprised.
Jindal's who claim to political fame is being a policy wonk who is not afraid to make hard calls, like when LA ran out of money so he cut the budget to the bone, hell, IIRC, he even cut money to LSU, and watched his approval ratings go from in the 70s to worse than Congress's. And he did it because it had to be done.
That article? Mealy mouthed mush of tone and Cult of Nice and nothing at all about the fundamental problems with Biden's views. It's all image uber alles. Very disappointing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 03, 2020 02:24 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: garrett at March
Katie Hill's new sex toy?
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 02:24 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2020 02:25 PM (XyVor)
A half bill down the shitter.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 02:23 PM (9VeU0)"
It's okay, Mike spends more than that on aftershave.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:25 PM (oZ6kz)
They need to get the establishment lane down to one candidate. It's gonna be Bloomberg or Biden, and the Party needs one of them out. Based on the coordinated press activity, it looks like they're going to try to box out Bloomberg.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 02:25 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 02:23 PM (9VeU0)
Got plenty more where that came from.
- MiniMike
Posted by: DocJ at March 03, 2020 02:25 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2020 02:25 PM (NgKpN)
A half bill down the shitter.
Posted by: blaster [
Proof that advertising can only do so much. It can get your name out there but that's it.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 02:25 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Minx 0.7 alpha at March 03, 2020 02:25 PM (MQ0v4)
Look at it this way, which of their biggest weakness will lose the most votes?
Biden ... dementia ... 2-3% ??
Sanders ... radical socialism ... 4-5% ??
That's the way I see it. People can rationalize voting for a "placeholder" like Biden if it means replacing Trump but for many moderates Bernie's radical ideas are a bridge too far and not worth the risk of replacing a President they strongly dislike. Plus, Sanders would scare moderates into voting for Republican congress critters as a check on his more radical ideas. Even if Trump beats Biden, we may be stuck with a democratic house and or, God forbid, a dem Senate for the next two years.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2020 02:25 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Of course they're true. They are instructing us what to think is happening. They're a true indicator of intent.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (Ry8mf)
None of these general election polls should be taken terribly seriously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:17 PM (q80AH)
I don't think a single primary result was anticipated by any poll published. They don't agree with the result and they hardly agree with each other. And this isn't for events 8 months away.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (eoQWY)
People care more about what jersey Tom Brady will wear this year than corona or the Democrats.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (yASt4)
Do you honestly know a single Trump voter who isn't completely motivated and excited to vote? I don't. And I know some new Trump voters who aren't feeling the Bern and think Joe is a corrupt loon. I think Trump is going to crush either Biden or Bernie, I live in a state where my vote doesn't really matter, and I would walk through fire to vote for Trump.
If I'm an Ohio State player I'm excited when we are playing the Sisters of the Poor with the title on the line. That doesn't mean I won't knock one of those nuns into the cheap seats.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Pay attention to the ones whose job it is to run the campaign when you make conclusions like that.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:21 PM (eoQWY)"
Yeah, I think the actual Trump campaign knows this. 72/84 level landslides don't exist anymore. Every election will hinge on a few states. Never take any of them for granted.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:24 PM (oZ6kz)
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Building a data machine while hoovering up mountains of cash.
We on the sidelines who do nothing but gab can be as confident as we want as long as Trump's team is clamoring for every vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (q80AH)
Jindal's who claim to political fame is being a policy wonk who is not afraid to make hard calls, like when LA ran out of money so he cut the budget to the bone, hell, IIRC, he even cut money to LSU, and watched his approval ratings go from in the 70s to worse than Congress's. And he did it because it had to be done.
That article? Mealy mouthed mush of tone and Cult of Nice and nothing at all about the fundamental problems with Biden's views. It's all image uber alles. Very disappointing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 03, 2020 02:24 PM (mf5HN)
I think it's bitterness on Jindal's part.
He actually acted like a conservative, paid a price for it and then got shut out of any chance at gaining higher office.
Also thank you for reminding me about Liz Hurley.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (l4C/z)
Indiana Housewife Mayor cures Cum Burps with this one Weird Trick!
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020
*
*
My ex-wife used to say, "Not bad manners, just good sperm."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (Ejm1K)
Biden
Bernie
Warren
Bloomberg
?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2020 02:25 PM (XyVor)
++++++++++
Biden and Sanders. We'll find out about Bloomberg when the results come in from today. Warren is not a survivor, but she serves to help fragment Sanders' vote.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (I2dne)
Nope, but we have had a 3/8 Indian as Vice President.
Charles Curtis, VP under Hoover. He was an actual bona-fide enrolled tribal member.
There have been long-standing rumors that Warren Harding had Native American blood, but I don't think that has ever been confirmed. Possibly based on his crab recipes or something.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 02:21 PM (DgAV0)
Peeno?
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (88+cf)
Poor Comey...neither side wants him.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 03, 2020 02:27 PM (FIlx9)
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Strange justification for PDT's line about blood shooting from her whatevers that had press idiots screaming. I will laugh like a loon when nasty old Biden performs that stunt. Shrug. Blood from whatever . . .
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 03, 2020 02:27 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 02:27 PM (lbYzk)
None of these general election polls should be taken terribly seriously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:17 PM (q80AH)
I don't think a single primary result was anticipated by any poll published. They don't agree with the result and they hardly agree with each other. And this isn't for events 8 months away.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (eoQWY)
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The final SC polls were pretty accurate.
The ones before that were kind of hilariously wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:27 PM (q80AH)
*Checks stock of body bags*
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at March 03, 2020 02:27 PM (bML9A)
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Here's my touchstone when it comes to elections. I will always think back to 2012 as the moment I truly understood that most people are hopelessly ignorant and easily led by shiny objects or slick headlines.
I assume nothing come Nov. 2020. I think Trump is in good shape. But voters are not the political animals we are. They are still the same ones who were easily led by shiny objects or slick headlines in 2012. What we see is not what everyone else sees. I can only hope and pray enough people do the right thing if they want to preserve their blessings. Take nothing for granted.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 02:27 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:27 PM (oZ6kz)
It's funny to me that it is Super Tuesday, and no one - NO ONE - is talking about Bloomberg.
A half bill down the shitter.
Posted by: blaster [
Proof that advertising can only do so much. It can get your name out there but that's it.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 02:25 PM (Qf83p)
Bloomberg is "do as I say, not as I do" personified. Salt, soft drinks, his helicopters landing whenever he wants contrary to law, armed guards, climate change vs his flying everywhere, etc.I hope he dumps another $500 million into his run. A fool and his money are soon parted. I hope he parts with all of it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 03, 2020 02:19 PM (PPbDD)
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Why?
Posted by: SMH at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (RU4sa)
always play like you're 3 scores behind
assume the mantle of the underdog
Posted by: DB- just DB, former wolverine wrangler at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (iTXRQ)
A half bill down the shitter.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 02:23 PM (9VeU0)
I feel like the Democrat party pretty much told their donor class "Sit down and shut up. Your place is in the back of the bus. You give us money and you get to live until there's nobody else to put up against the wall."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 02:24 PM (r+sAi)
They may want to pick the winner, but are they competent enough to do it, or get away with it if they do?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)
I give JS a lot of shit (and he's only too happy to give it back), all in good sport - so allow me to say he's spot. fucking. on. here with this. (tips cap)
Posted by: DocJ at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (q80AH)
Brad Parscale seems to be doing good work. We will see in November.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (H8QX8)
Haven't heard him at all today in PA. A smart man cuts his losses at $500 million on a vanity project.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (VP1E6)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 03, 2020 02:23 PM (j9HX3)
I'd call us an incipient third world country.
We're not one, but a large portion of our government desperately wants to be a third world government.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (J+mig)
A half bill down the shitter.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 02:23 PM
Did you see the little fuck picking through all the food at some campaign HQ of his? picking at shit, licking his fingers? Gee thanks mini. I am sure everyone is going to want your coronavirus pizza. he looked like one of those tiny monkeys eating berries. His waist was about the height of the plastic folding table. I didn't think anyone could be more unlikeable than Hillary. He might be a close second. He's such a smarmy little prick.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (lBeMA)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:27 PM (oZ6kz)
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Last time, large numbers of the Republican money-men sat out or contributed to Hillary.
I have a feeling that game is going to play very differently this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 02:13 PM
As it once was, so it can be again.
Posted by: Broadway Joe at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (/cLoy)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Fantasy Island : Democrat Primary Edition
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (DgAV0)
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Same here, Jack.
I can say that it's pretty awesome to go vote for a guy and not need a whiskey breakfast to drown the fucking shame.
Because that's never happened before 2016. Trump is special.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (KUaJL)
The one sign of competence in the DNC was getting Bloomie to pay three large checks for the honor of getting humiliated on live TV in Las Vegas.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (eoQWY)
Biden REJECTS Comey Endorsement.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
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Theory:
Biden knows Comey's about to be indicted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (q80AH)
A half bill down the shitter.
Posted by: blaster [
Proof that advertising can only do so much. It can get your name out there but that's it.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 02:25 PM (Qf83p)
If Bloomberg would have stayed away from that debate, he'd be doing a whole lot better. He had to go ahead and prove that he's clueless once he gets out on a competitive stage. It's not what he said, so much, it's that he demonstrated that Trump would be able to destroy him, with ease.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (H8QX
So perfect then!
Posted by: DNC at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (Orx/W)
If they show actual photos, they scare the voters.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (E+OcO)
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Does that include coal miners? Old white hetero Christian males? Etc Etc....
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (WdocV)
Vote for Joe
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (2JDMN)
You think they'll balk at anything else to keep him from getting elected?
Hell, after he's elected.
Its Calvinball and we are only in the 8th inning of the first game of a double header.
Posted by: simplemind at March 03, 2020 02:30 PM (wNbqf)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 02:30 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 03, 2020 02:30 PM (MQ0v4)
Yeah, they're worried that Burny actually means that all that shit about confiscating wealth, rather than it just being rhetoric to fool the stupid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 02:30 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 03, 2020 02:30 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 02:30 PM (yASt4)
Posted by: JackStraw at March
That is the thing voting for Trump is as much motivated by love for Trump as it is by hatred for the dem and what they want to do to us.
Everyday they demonstrate what they think of us and would do to us if they were running gov.
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 02:30 PM (HALdu)
Biden knows Comey's about to be indicted.
***
Theory: Biden doesn't know the current year, what state he is currently in, or why you shouldn't eat paste.
The people running Biden's campaign though, that I would believe.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2020 02:30 PM (WdocV)
Biden knows Comey's about to be indicted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (q80AH)
I do not see that happening.
I do see them throwing out all this evidence that Comey was a dirtbag.
Standard procedure applies. NO ONE GETS PUNISHED.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (lBeMA)"
Dude could eat beluga caviar and truffle sandwiches served on burning $100 bills for every meal the rest of his life and he's rifling through the entire spread at some campaign HQ.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:31 PM (oZ6kz)
Biden doesn't know what his favorite flavor Crayon is.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 02:31 PM (DgAV0)
If I recall right, he was also pushing that Trump's comments regarding illegal immigration were racist back in the 2016 primary season.
His road back to anything leads to Washington in some sort of lobbying/media/establishment hack role. Might be very bright IQ wise, but arrogant and foolish in his political career.
Kasich of the South might be a good short definition.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2020 02:31 PM (EUDB2)
But I will not be sitting this one out. I'll wear out some shoe leather if needed this year. I think this is winnable for Trump, well inside the realm of possibility, but I am not complacent. The machinery is arrayed against Trump this time perhaps even more than it was in 2016, plus there have been four years of action since 2016. I like most of that action, but many *many* people do not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 02:31 PM (I2dne)
Trump as it is by hatred for the dem and what they want to do to us.
***
Yep. I don't want to have to care about politics. But the Dems WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2020 02:31 PM (WdocV)
Do you honestly know a single Trump voter who isn't completely motivated and excited to vote? I don't. And I know some new Trump voters who aren't feeling the Bern and think Joe is a corrupt loon. I think Trump is going to crush either Biden or Bernie, I live in a state where my vote doesn't really matter, and I would walk through fire to vote for Trump.
If I'm an Ohio State player I'm excited when we are playing the Sisters of the Poor with the title on the line. That doesn't mean I won't knock one of those nuns into the cheap seats.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 02:26
I know what you're saying. All I am saying is I don't want people thinking it's in the bag and staying home. The stakes are too damn high. Some voters are lazy, it's all I'm saying K?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 02:31 PM (lBeMA)
Posted by: Paste-eatin' joe, like soup, too. at March 03, 2020 02:31 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (lBeMA)
Oh, he is far more unlikable than Hillary. She sometimes tries to be winning. He's like a toad, a toad that hates you and wants you to die.
Hillary has the career award, but for minute to minute poison Bloomberg wins hands down.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:31 PM (eoQWY)
Biden doesn't know what his favorite flavor Crayon is.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 02:31 PM (DgAV0)
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Well, that's because it's so hard to decide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 03, 2020 02:31 PM (q80AH)
always play like you're 3 scores behind
assume the mantle of the underdog
Posted by: DB- just DB
Act like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's ark and it's starting to rain.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2020 02:31 PM (Z+uwH)
See Goldwater vs LBJ for one shining example.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 03, 2020 02:31 PM (Bwqq4)
And that was on top of running an architecture practice and raising six kids, three of his own and three from his new wife. An outstanding accomplishment for a man who was as gay as a tree full of monkeys. Great American!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 02:32 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 02:32 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: I Have Questions at March 03, 2020 02:32 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Maybe.
But his whole campaign was premised on not competing in the first 4 contests.
He wouldn't be making his first national splash until tonight.
Getting into the LV debate was a high stakes maneuver. He screwed the pooch. But it was his only shot.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 02:32 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Romney at March 03, 2020 02:32 PM (mTIOq)
He actually acted like a conservative, paid a price for it and then got shut out of any chance at gaining higher office.
Also thank you for reminding me about Liz Hurley.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM (l4C/z)
Liz Hurley is God showing off.
Daily Mail link for Liz Hurley at 54 in bikinis. Tiny tiny tiny bikinis. And before everyone yells Photoshop, there's video:
https://tinyurl.com/tmvfbzx
Bobby Jindal (whom I long admired): The only person who you can tell is running for President when he tries to *gain* weight.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 03, 2020 02:32 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 02:31 PM (lBeMA)
I honestly don't think that's gonna be the case - much, much less for Trump. He's gonna bust balls for every last vote.
I hope.
Posted by: DocJ at March 03, 2020 02:33 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 02:28 PM (lBeMA)"
Dude could eat beluga caviar and truffle sandwiches served on burning $100 bills for every meal the rest of his life and he's rifling through the entire spread at some campaign HQ.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 02:31 PM (oZ6kz)
Its a power thing. If he can touch your food, he has dominance over you.
The best cure is to vomit on him so he can touch your last meal too.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 02:33 PM (eoQWY)
Fair enough.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2020 02:33 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020
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*
A voter at one of Bloomberg's town halls challenged him about his gun control ideas, pointing out that Bloom has armed guards that the rest of us can't afford, but wants to take out guns so we can't defend ourselves. Bloomberg's reply essentially implied that as a former mayor, he's important because he gets death threats; he needs the security. He added, "I pay for them myself."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2020 02:34 PM (Ejm1K)
Getting into the LV debate was a high stakes maneuver. He screwed the pooch. But it was his only shot.
Posted by: blaster at March 03
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It's a foolproof nomination path for NY mayors.
Posted by: Guliani at March 03, 2020 02:34 PM (mTIOq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2020 02:34 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Meremortal at March 03, 2020 02:35 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 02:26 PM
Forensic evidence indicates clearly you are not.
Posted by: THE Ohio State at March 03, 2020 02:35 PM (/cLoy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 02:29 PM (Kpl3J)
He's a poor retail politician. When he was getting dinged for stop and frisk, he could have turned that to his advantage:
"I know it was not a popular policy, but in view of all the black men getting murdered, I felt that something had to be done to actually save black lives, and not just pose about it. And I don't apologize for that."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2020 02:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: PacosMojo at March 03, 2020 02:43 PM (WzYlo)
What I don't get is the level of self-deception it would take to believe that Trump is the threat to "rule of law" in this country. That the man who has been railroaded and the victim of outright criminality - he and his entire circle - is the threat in that regard. This cannot be believed by anyone who follows events even somewhat loosely.
My only question is whether this woman is lying to herself or me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 01:52 PM (I2dne)
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Not only that Trump is meticulous about fighting things in courts even when the courts are obviously overstepping their authority.
Posted by: MAGA at March 03, 2020 02:43 PM (bloh/)
Trump campaign filed lawsuit against Wash Post one week after the campaign sued the NYT.
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Best defense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 03, 2020 02:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: PacosMojo at March 03, 2020 02:45 PM (TSp48)
Have any of the NeverTrumpers ever defined what they object to? Or do they just repeat phrases intended to make people think Trump has done bad things?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 03, 2020 02:47 PM (8HFmF)
Posted by: stan the ram at March 03, 2020 02:48 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 03, 2020 02:53 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 03, 2020 02:54 PM (WabVW)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 03, 2020 02:55 PM (BqBId)
Have any of the NeverTrumpers ever defined what they object to? Or do they just repeat phrases intended to make people think Trump has done bad things?
The "rule of law" phrase is just the empty proceduralism they've all agreed to play by. It's how they enforce anarcho-tyranny on the rest of us. It really means "whatever the government decides is lawful because a bureaucrat in a suit stamped approval." By "protecting the republic" they mean maintaining the bureaucratic institutions that give politicians and corporocrats their source of power. Trump threatens to blow those rules away, and the bugmen can't survive without their hive.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 03, 2020 02:58 PM (n+0Aw)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 03, 2020 02:59 PM (PPbDD)
@thehill
Comey endorses Biden; campaign says no thanks
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 03, 2020 02:55 PM (BqBId)
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Biden, do you disavow Comey's endorsement?
Posted by: MAGA at March 03, 2020 02:59 PM (bloh/)
Another Tuesday another mask falls.
So, Jindal is just one more Dime Store Republican easily purchased from his box next to the box of used condoms.
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2020 03:09 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: jdgalt1 at March 03, 2020 03:14 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 03, 2020 03:17 PM (JKNZq)
Dont fuck it up Joe
Dont fuck it up Joe
I want you to survive long enough for Trump to smashfuck your pedophile ass into the political grave.
You know Joe is gonna fuck it up.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at March 03, 2020 03:26 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 03, 2020 04:11 PM (3+ZFA)
Posted by: Art Deco at March 03, 2020 04:27 PM (1BrBu)
It doesn'thg matter anyway, I live in California
Posted by: Dangerous Carlos at March 03, 2020 10:43 PM (olpu0)
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Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)