Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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(Who Am I To Argue?)

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(H/T Mike Hammer)


The final day of February, where the hell is the time flying? Let's leap into some news that didn't get to much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

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  • The male was detained and educated on public intoxication and disorderly conduct.

  • I bet when they ran it through their minds it made perfect sense.

  • Your town stinks.

  • The good old "Exploding Hammer Festival". What a blast.

  • No mention of how much valu-rite was involved.

  • Just another avoidable accident.

  • Halloween came a little early this year.

  • Ah Florida man leaves people feeling uncomfortable.

  • Parenting skills gone wild.

  • Would you care to wager these little bastards barely receive a slap on the wrist?

  • No, just F*CK No.

  • So much for employment at will.


    Enjoy these or anything else that trips your trigger. Open thread, yadda, yadda, yadda, yad.

    No running with sharp objects, don't pull 'ettes hair and play nice with one another. Have a great weekend!!!!

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:00 AM




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    1 foist!

    Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2020 09:01 AM (V2Yro)

    2 I'd rather drink WATER than decaf. Yecch.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at February 29, 2020 09:01 AM (XF4b8)

    3 Kust finished last of 6 cups

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 09:02 AM (ZCEU2)

    4 Nice looking girl. Too bad she had to tat up.

    Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 09:02 AM (mpXpK)

    5 Just not kust

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 09:02 AM (ZCEU2)

    6 First link wouldn't work. Something about the args and the kwargs.

    Posted by: freakd at February 29, 2020 09:02 AM (Tnijr)

    7 Vic, maybe we are just old fashioned

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 09:03 AM (ZCEU2)

    8 exploding hammer festival, LOL!!! back in my oilfield days, I saw a numbnuts do that trick with a sledge hammer and a piece of det cord. It looked a lot like that video.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2020 09:03 AM (V2Yro)

    9 Happy Saturday!!!!!

    Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 29, 2020 09:03 AM (a4qVe)

    10 Decaf is like O'Douls -- There's no 'there' there.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at February 29, 2020 09:04 AM (XF4b8)

    11 I don't think that first link is a link, Mis Hum.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at February 29, 2020 09:04 AM (XF4b8)

    12 Leap day should be a 8th day of a week.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 09:04 AM (ZCEU2)

    13 Too bad she had to tat up


    Instant gross.

    Posted by: dagny at February 29, 2020 09:04 AM (nRWPy)

    14
    reemmber WHITE HEN PANTRY stores?

    Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 29, 2020 09:05 AM (j0ibz)

    15 My eyes. Just saw vid of Steyer "dancing" to a rapper in SC last night.

    It was even worse than you can imagine.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2020 09:05 AM (ptqGC)

    16

    I hope that Gropin' Joe wins big today. It keeps him in the race and keeps enough people from going to Bloomers. Have to keep the alleged "moderate" Dem vote split as long as possible so Comrade Bernie has the inside track on the most delegates so hilarity can ensue at the convention

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 29, 2020 09:05 AM (mXpBS)

    17
    Trader Joe's has been a fixture in LA life. Hard to believe it's done for.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice



    Dood.

    The founder, "Joe," is mort, not the franchise.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 29, 2020 09:05 AM (j0ibz)

    18 Steyer looks insane when he rants about Rusdia collusion STILL.

    Posted by: dagny at February 29, 2020 09:05 AM (nRWPy)

    19 File this under "they all look alike"....

    For those that missed this, you have to watch.

    @ccadelago

    Chris Matthews thought Jamie Harrison was hanging out w/ his opponent Lindsey Graham at a Trump rally. It was Tim Scott

    https://tinyurl.com/sfbgffa

    Posted by: Tami at February 29, 2020 09:06 AM (cF8AT)

    20 8 exploding hammer festival, LOL!!!

    Better than an exploding hamster festival. Though I'll make an exception for Richard Gere.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at February 29, 2020 09:06 AM (XF4b8)

    21 First link does not work.

    Posted by: Vic at February 29, 2020 09:06 AM (mpXpK)

    22

    Cute girl. Shame about the tattoo on her arm.

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 29, 2020 09:06 AM (mXpBS)

    23 Rumor is Virginia is going to start compulsory abortions soon. After making the babies comfortable and holding a conversation between the parents and representatives of the Commonwealth.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 09:06 AM (NVYyb)

    24 Foto Phoul!!!

    Reuse of a previously posted photo of tattoo'ed coffee wench.

    Five yards, automatic first down.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 09:07 AM (tT0V4)

    25 Willowed

    What is needed today is price controls on all higher education.

    -

    The part that confuses me is how different state schools are allowed to have massively different standards and tuition. UNC vs North Carolina Central (the Duke lacrosse strippers school, fwiw) is a great example.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 29, 2020 09:07 AM (41rs/)

    26 Initial reports out of Europe claim the Iranian deputy health minister, the one seen on Iran state tv getting sick on air, has died from corona-virus.
    Also the Iranian ambassador to the Vatican is mort from corona and Red Frankie was seen coughing and sneezing while kissing babies.

    Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at February 29, 2020 09:07 AM (bML9A)

    27 15 My eyes. Just saw vid of Steyer "dancing" to a rapper in SC last night.

    It was even worse than you can imagine.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2020 09:05 AM (ptqGC)

    I saw that! OMG...worse than eating a corn dog at an Iowa fair. Just don't.

    Posted by: Tami at February 29, 2020 09:07 AM (cF8AT)

    28 Have we seen this gal before?

    Morning!

    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 29, 2020 09:07 AM (CjFDo)

    29 First link has been repaired. Thanks for the heads up.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 29, 2020 09:08 AM (aA3+G)

    30 >>Nice looking girl. Too bad she had to tat up.

    Heh, I thought the same thing. I hate to see a young person with numerous/massive tattoos - reminds me of all the things I thought were so cool when I was 19 that make me cringe today (and I wouldn't want them permanently referenced on my skin). My husband jokes that business to get into is tattoo removal.

    Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2020 09:08 AM (bDqIh)

    31 over at hot gas, AP actually made a good observation about the appointment of John Ratcliffe as DNI. Remember, he already withdrew his name once, after Richard Burr said the Senate would never confirm him. So why re-appoint him? Maybe Trump made a deal with McConnell and Burr.

    OR....

    with no appointment, Grenell's appointment as acting director would have lapsed on March 11. However, now that a nomination has been made, Grenell can hold the office for 210 more days, EVEN IF the Senate turns down the Ratcliffe Appointment. And the Senators up for election have to wonder if they should pick a fight with Trump in an election year.

    Nicely played by Trump, from every angle.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2020 09:08 AM (V2Yro)

    32 http://bit.ly/39hdyQk
    *******
    New England Journal of Medicine: Coronavirus Could Be No Worse than Flu

    Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 29, 2020 09:08 AM (BqBId)

    33 24 Foto Phoul!!!

    Reuse of a previously posted photo of tattoo'ed coffee wench.

    Five yards, automatic first down.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 09:07 AM (tT0V4)

    Blow me.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 29, 2020 09:09 AM (aA3+G)

    34 Since my coffee cup is the only warm thing in my house I'm holding it tightly. Am I coffee-klatching?

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 09:09 AM (NVYyb)

    35 Ah, Florida Man.

    Pancakes and genitals at 3 a.m........more coffee!

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 29, 2020 09:09 AM (Z+IKu)

    36 Wow....hasn't rained in almost 16 hours.

    Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2020 09:09 AM (X/Pw5)

    37 >>I saw that! OMG...worse than eating a corn dog at an Iowa fair. Just don't.

    I think we can blame Ellen and the Obamas for dancing politicians.

    Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2020 09:09 AM (bDqIh)

    38 Sanka was the absolute worst manifestation of decaf. In addition to being as worthless as every other type of caffeine deprived brown liquid excluding malt loaded beer, Father Hate, who otherwise had a great sense of humor, once responded to it by saying "you're welca". I felt like a Menendez prototype.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 09:09 AM (y7DUB)

    39 "Blow me."

    Ouch!


    You know we still love you, right?

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 09:10 AM (tT0V4)

    40 Oh the irony if the Health minister died from Corona virus.

    Kissing Chinamen?

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 09:10 AM (ZCEU2)

    41 Hah! Found you. You can't shake me off that easily.

    Posted by: mindful webworker
    Insomniac Armed Quad Toddlers
    at February 29, 2020 09:10 AM (Cd8NC)

    42 39 "Blow me."

    Ouch!


    You know we still love you, right?
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 09:10 AM (tT0V4)

    I should have put one of these there



    It was written in jest.


    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 29, 2020 09:10 AM (aA3+G)

    43 Mooch dancing with Ellen, with whatever was swinging in her pants, is seared in my mind.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2020 09:11 AM (ptqGC)

    44 35 Ah, Florida Man.

    Pancakes and genitals at 3 a.m........more coffee!
    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 29, 2020 09:09 AM (Z+IKu)

    That's not the sausage the patrons were looking for.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:11 AM (NWiLs)

    45 instant coffee always tastes to me like it is 1/2 hospital disinfectant.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2020 09:11 AM (V2Yro)

    46 A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

    The rabbit said, "I might be a type o."

    Posted by: BifBewalski at February 29, 2020 09:11 AM (VcFUs)

    47 Did not want this one willowed so :



    Just watched an interview with Judge Michael Mukasey, former AG and all around tough guy. He thinks Barr is doing a great job winnowing out the Obama plants in the DOJ. He is looking forward with great anticipation to Barr's scheduled testimony in the House Judiciary committee scheduled for end of March. Mukasey expects big news to be made.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 09:01 AM (NVYyb)

    Mukasey was a great AG (though did not serve too long), smart guy. I always though his commentary had depth, never explicitly took sides. Was always able to get material points across without giving the other side ammunition to claim his partiality to Republicans.

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:12 AM (zr5Kq)

    48 By the way, while I think the fact that Mayor Pete is a red diaper baby is important, I dislike people bringing his parents into it.

    David Horowitz was also a red diaper baby. People can and do repudiate their parents' beliefs.

    I do not share the religion or politics of my parents, but I will defend them. When my father was on strike, I wore a union button because he was my father.

    Also, given there are so many other things to hit Navy Reserve Audie Murphy on, this seems to me very weak ground.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 29, 2020 09:12 AM (cfSRQ)

    49
    http://bit.ly/39hdyQk

    *******

    New England Journal of Medicine: Coronavirus Could Be No Worse than Flu

    Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 29, 2020 09:08 AM (BqBId)


    The Left: Wrong!! This is the bubonic plague times 1000!!! It's going to sink the economy and get rid of OrangeManBad!!!

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 29, 2020 09:12 AM (mXpBS)

    50 Part of the joy of being young is not understanding how time works, and I'm sort of looking forward to seeing bingo games 40 years from now. Old people change very little, and the gray haired obese women in their Christmas outfits with full sleeves and neck tattoos is going to be magnificent.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 29, 2020 09:13 AM (41rs/)

    51 On coffee, working at a Pa lottery office, old guy gave my co-worker and me large coffee cup, bell shaped, double lining and lids. We both used it the next day and loved it.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 09:13 AM (ZCEU2)

    52 I see a fantastic opportunity for Barr, in his house hearing, to smack down Nadler with a clue by four.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2020 09:13 AM (V2Yro)

    53 >>Grenell's appointment as acting director would have lapsed on March 11.
    However, now that a nomination has been made, Grenell can hold the
    office for 210 more days, EVEN IF the Senate turns down the Ratcliffe
    Appointment. And the Senators up for election have to wonder if they
    should pick a fight with Trump in an election year.



    Nicely played by Trump, from every angle.
    - - - -

    Indeed!
    I like how he did this after two weeks of everyone crying about how unqualified and awful Grenell will be as DNI -- he nominates (another) excellent candidate an dares them to reject him.

    Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2020 09:13 AM (bDqIh)

    54 Cute girl. Seems a shame to already be hooked on caffeine. But I see elementary school kids pounding energy drinks, so maybe it's been going on for a while.

    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 09:13 AM (VP1E6)

    55 I think we can blame Ellen and the Obamas for dancing politicians.
    Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2020 09:09 AM (bDqIh)


    Giving unfunny Ellen her own show was never a good idea. If Chevy Chase had been a choad huffer we'd still be stuck with that terrible experience.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 09:13 AM (y7DUB)

    56 Have we seen this gal before?


    *cough, yes, don't tell MH, *cough

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:13 AM (zr5Kq)

    57 Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 09:09 AM (y7DUB)
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    Cleveland can thank Sanka for saving the Cavaliers, Cap'n. You can look it up; it was the original source for the Gund family billions. So Sanka was good for at least one thing!

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 09:13 AM (NVYyb)

    58 "I should have put one of these there



    It was written in jest. "

    I pretty much know that.


    Still no blow job, though.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 09:14 AM (tT0V4)

    59 18,000 people have died from seasonal flu in the US so far.

    Zero from coronavirus.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2020 09:14 AM (ptqGC)

    60 I'm a little stinker. Whenever I see someone posting scary stuff about Coronavirus, I comment "Good thing the border wall is being built."

    Posted by: ALH at February 29, 2020 09:15 AM (xUVVX)

    61 Lloyd read Angelo Codevilla at American Greatness, Mayor Pete isn't just a red diaper baby he is living it hook line and sinker.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 09:15 AM (ZCEU2)

    62 This is how I like my coffee served.

    https://tinyurl.com/rldu9gq

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 09:16 AM (rLZe7)

    63 The guy in the first exploding hammer video was saved by his safety hat.

    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 09:16 AM (xSo9G)

    64 59
    18,000 people have died from seasonal flu in the US so far.



    Zero from coronavirus.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2020 09:14 AM (ptqGC)

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    Meh, give it time.

    Diseases often 'burn out' as they spread, perhaps because more virulent strains will kill people before they can be passed on.

    I'm not going to ignore the danger, but I'm also not going to panic.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 29, 2020 09:17 AM (cfSRQ)

    65 Pretty girl in the top picture. She needs tI put on a pair of jeans. Looks like she's wearing just her panties.

    Posted by: ALH at February 29, 2020 09:17 AM (xUVVX)

    66 8 exploding hammer festival, LOL!!! back in my oilfield days, I saw a numbnuts do that trick with a sledge hammer and a piece of det cord. It looked a lot like that video.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2020 09:03 AM (V2Yro)

    Peter Gabriel hardest hit.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:18 AM (NWiLs)

    67 It's possible Trump has done a brilliant job of deliberately exposing the deep state rot in a way he wouldn't have done if he'd come in with a torch and a scythe as some people wanted.

    This is how politics and governing are different than business, which Trump seems to have recognized. Business is about efficient results, but in politics it's about (as corny as it sounds) "raising consciousness."

    Trump has expanded awareness about the entrenched enemies inside government, while still moving slowly, incrementally (if frustratingly) toward a cleansing.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 09:18 AM (H8QX8)

    68 Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 29, 2020 09:13 AM (41rs/)
    *******
    Nothing worse than seeing a really hott girl/woman with a tattoo/s. Just not really ever "Got It' with Tattoo's Everyone seemingly has them now & I look like the "Rebel" by not

    Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 29, 2020 09:18 AM (BqBId)

    69 This is how I like my coffee served.

    https://tinyurl.com/rldu9gq


    Good. Lord. ..Yes!

    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 09:18 AM (xSo9G)

    70 56 Have we seen this gal before?


    *cough, yes, don't tell MH, *cough
    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:13 AM (zr5Kq)

    Some of you Morons have good memories. Or really love this thread.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 29, 2020 09:18 AM (aA3+G)

    71 Love those olde tyme commercials !

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:18 AM (zr5Kq)

    72 She's wearing pants. Her hands are angled and it looks like underwear but it isn't.

    Posted by: Vanya at February 29, 2020 09:19 AM (je6l5)

    73 65 Pretty girl in the top picture. She needs tI put on a pair of jeans. Looks like she's wearing just her panties.
    Posted by: ALH at February 29, 2020 09:17 AM (xUVVX)

    This is the HQ. No pants allowed.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:19 AM (NWiLs)

    74 hiya

    Posted by: JT at February 29, 2020 09:19 AM (arJlL)

    75

    Some of you Morons have good memories. Or really love this thread.
    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 29, 2020 09:18 AM (aA3+G)


    If it's Saturday Morning, it's Meet MisHum's Coffee Break Thread !

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:19 AM (zr5Kq)

    76 61
    Lloyd read Angelo Codevilla at American Greatness, Mayor Pete isn't
    just a red diaper baby he is living it hook line and sinker.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 09:15 AM (ZCEU2)

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    I do visit there frequently, but this sort of thing is hiding in plain sight.

    While people mock his "feud" with Mike Pence, his constant claims that the Bible is on his side indicates that he's not going to feel anything but pleasure in persecuting orthodox Christians.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 29, 2020 09:20 AM (cfSRQ)

    77 Cleveland can thank Sanka for saving the Cavaliers, Cap'n. You can look it up; it was the original source for the Gund family billions. So Sanka was good for at least one thing!
    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 09:13 AM (NVYyb)


    Thanks for that factoid. The Gunds saved the Cavs from Ted Stepien's fuck ups, and don't get me started on that banana nosed goof, Nick Miletti, who preceded him, but even with LeBron they were mired in mediocrity until Dan Gilbert's humongous checkbook took over.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 09:20 AM (y7DUB)

    78 >>This is how I like my coffee served.


    With milk?

    Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2020 09:20 AM (bDqIh)

    79 Bernie, Pete, AOC and all the other commies know they could never get elected under a red banner. So they infiltrated the Democrat party and moved it so far left that Creepy Joe looks "moderate".

    Classic communist methods. Exactly how Russia converted China to communism, by ordering Mao and his cohort initially join and dominate Chiang Kai-Shek's Nationalist party.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 09:21 AM (NVYyb)

    80 I'm not going to ignore the danger, but I'm also not going to panic.


    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 29, 2020 09:17 AM (cfSRQ)


    Wall Street chickenshits: Not panic!!!! That's crazy talk!!! The world is coming to an end!!!! Sell everything!!! The wind just changed direction!!! SELL!!!!

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 29, 2020 09:21 AM (mXpBS)

    81 Hello all! Getting damn tired of the hysterical overreacting to the corona virus. People need to calm the fuck down. That said, China needs to be bitch slapped..eating bats? The fuck.

    Posted by: IC at February 29, 2020 09:21 AM (sYDum)

    82 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 09:14 AM (tT0V4


    I was hoping that was the answer or I would have sent you over to Mayor Buttplug's campaign appearance today.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 29, 2020 09:21 AM (aA3+G)

    83 North Georgia got snow yesterday. It never made it here.
    I would love to have a snow day at least once this winter, if for no other reason than to keep the bug population down this summer.

    Posted by: ALH at February 29, 2020 09:21 AM (xUVVX)

    84 Love that old commercial! Nothing like that first cup snatched before the coffee maker is finished brewing. Though I'm less like Wolfwoman and more like Nosferatu rising from my casket.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 29, 2020 09:22 AM (Dc2NZ)

    85 I wish there was a busty coffee wench waiting for me downstairs in my kitchen. Alas...

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:22 AM (NWiLs)

    86 "With milk?

    Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2020 09:20 AM (bDqIh)"

    Touche.

    Great minds think alike.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 09:22 AM (rLZe7)

    87 Good. Lord. ..Yes!
    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 09:18 AM (xSo9G)
    -------

    I am studying this picture closely.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 09:23 AM (NVYyb)

    88 the Iranian deputy health minister, the one seen on Iran state tv getting sick on air, has died from corona-virus.
    Also the Iranian ambassador to the Vatican is mort from corona and Red Frankie was seen coughing and sneezing while kissing babies.


    Israel's Stuxnet virus has mutated.

    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 09:23 AM (1+J19)

    89 83 North Georgia got snow yesterday. It never made it here.
    I would love to have a snow day at least once this winter, if for no other reason than to keep the bug population down this summer.
    Posted by: ALH at February 29, 2020 09:21 AM (xUVVX)

    Where do I send the ticket? Or the truckload of snow?

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 29, 2020 09:23 AM (aA3+G)

    90 79 Bernie, Pete, AOC and all the other commies know they could never get elected under a red banner. So they infiltrated the Democrat party and moved it so far left that Creepy Joe looks "moderate".
    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 09:21 AM (NVYyb)

    David Horowitz says his parents, diehard communists, were democrats and always called themselves democrats. They knew even back then how to play it.

    Truman warned the party about this.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 09:24 AM (H8QX8)

    91 This is how I like my coffee served.


    She's on the cusp of the craycray scale. Anyone else notice the stabby knife in hands reach if u don't like her coffee?

    Posted by: BifBewalski at February 29, 2020 09:24 AM (VcFUs)

    92 Some of you need to get your minds out of the gutter. There's no more room down here.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 09:24 AM (rLZe7)

    93 85 I wish there was a busty coffee wench waiting for me downstairs in my kitchen. Alas...
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:22 AM (NWiLs)

    Be careful for what you wish for.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 29, 2020 09:24 AM (aA3+G)

    94 Reuse of a previously posted photo of tattoo'ed coffee wench.

    Five yards, automatic first down.


    Overturned by the booth, as we enjoyed the review.

    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 09:24 AM (1+J19)

    95 Insomn, busty coffee wenches don't come cheap. Be careful what you wish for.

    Posted by: ALH at February 29, 2020 09:24 AM (xUVVX)

    96 94 Reuse of a previously posted photo of tattoo'ed coffee wench.

    Five yards, automatic first down.

    Overturned by the booth, as we enjoyed the review.
    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 09:24 AM (1+J19)


    1 year of Platinum subscription awarded, please see the Customer Service Desk on your way out.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 29, 2020 09:25 AM (aA3+G)

    97 I am fairly sure it was me who brought up she isnt wearing pants on the last time we seen her, and was abused because it was a optical illusion.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 09:25 AM (ZCEU2)

    98
    39 "Blow me."
    ---
    I must be really bad at it since you didn't even notice me....

    Posted by: lin-duh at February 29, 2020 09:25 AM (UUBmN)

    99 >>While people mock his "feud" with Mike Pence, his constant claims that
    the Bible is on his side indicates that he's not going to feel anything
    but pleasure in persecuting orthodox Christians.


    Yes, every time he brings up his faith he is at his most repellent. He opened his presidential campaign with attacking Pence, and traditional/evangelical Christians. He would use his faith to guarantee abortion, implement socialized medicine, LGBTQ activist policies, etc..

    Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2020 09:26 AM (bDqIh)

    100 "She's on the cusp of the craycray scale. Anyone else notice the stabby knife in hands reach if u don't like her coffee?
    Posted by: BifBewalski at February 29, 2020 09:24 AM (VcFUs)"

    I like crazy. Keeps me on my toes.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 09:26 AM (rLZe7)

    101 95 Insomn, busty coffee wenches don't come cheap. Be careful what you wish for.
    Posted by: ALH at February 29, 2020 09:24 AM (xUVVX)

    I'll pay in sexual favors.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:26 AM (NWiLs)

    102 You know the funny thing is if you search for the pic of the girl, goog gives five other instances of it, 2 of them are from the hq.


    She is definitely wearing jeans and panties, nobody, that I know, has panties with belt loops and a snaps.

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 09:27 AM (HALdu)

    103

    I wish there was a busty coffee wench waiting for me downstairs in my kitchen. Alas...
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:22 AM (NWiLs)


    This one ? -->https://tinyurl.com/urd9xzd

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:27 AM (zr5Kq)

    104 And you're never too early to get caffeinated. Dad used to pour cafe au lait* over his Cornfakes and let me eat it along with him.

    *Not that he ever called it that

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 29, 2020 09:27 AM (Dc2NZ)

    105 Michelle Malkin's speech last night saying what the majority are thinking. She poured gas on mainstream Conservatism, lit a match, and burned it to the ground. Woman has bigger balls than anybody on the Right. Begins at 1:36:00.

    https://dlive.tv/p/dlive-93233454+Pb15eDlZg

    Posted by: hmmmmm... at February 29, 2020 09:27 AM (N37ol)

    106 I like crazy. Keeps me on my toes.
    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February


    yes.

    scares the heck out of you every so often but is always interesting.

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 09:28 AM (HALdu)

    107 Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:27 AM (zr5Kq)

    I hate you so much right now.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:28 AM (NWiLs)

    108 48 Also, given there are so many other things to hit Navy Reserve Audie Murphy on, this seems to me very weak ground.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 29, 2020 09:12 AM (cfSRQ)


    In Buttplug's dad's many enthusiastic writings on Gramsci and Marxism, he repeatedly and specifically mentions his son Pete as a tremendous help in his writings. To the point that 'he couldn't have done it without him'.

    Rand Paul is clearly a saner version of his dad Ron, and he still gets hammered here over that paternity.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at February 29, 2020 09:28 AM (XF4b8)

    109 Commuism has infiltrated Christian churches just as Mayor Pete is using.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 09:28 AM (ZCEU2)

    110 Those inflatable pants remind me of Umphrey McGee's album cover for The Bottom Half.

    https://tinyurl.com/wcmpgs7

    Posted by: windbag at February 29, 2020 09:28 AM (y/vnJ)

    111 AOC said Cruz doesnt believe in evolution? Then cited science fair?

    Posted by: dagny at February 29, 2020 09:28 AM (nRWPy)

    112 105 Michelle Malkin's speech last night saying what the majority are thinking. She poured gas on mainstream Conservatism
    Posted by: hmmmmm... at February 29, 2020 09:27 AM (N37ol)

    I thought for while she might be a NeverTrumper cuck, but she's turned into a real warrior.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 09:28 AM (H8QX8)

    113 Truman warned the party about this.
    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 09:24 AM (H8QX


    Truman was Vice President only because Henry Wallace went too far full commie for even Saint Delano.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 09:28 AM (y7DUB)

    114 Commuism has infiltrated Christian churches just as Mayor Pete is using.


    Liberation theology and the Hispanics are steeped in it

    Posted by: dagny at February 29, 2020 09:29 AM (nRWPy)

    115 Things are looking up! The sun and my fireplace have me at 50 degrees now! Kind of pleasant really.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 09:29 AM (NVYyb)

    116 I hate you so much right now.
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:28 AM (NWiLs)

    Anything else you wish for ??

    Posted by: runner 😈 at February 29, 2020 09:30 AM (zr5Kq)

    117 Look. If you haven't been stabbed or threatened by a woman with a knife, you're not dating the right people.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 09:30 AM (rLZe7)

    118 >> the Iranian deputy health minister, the one seen on Iran state tv getting sick on air, has died from corona-virus.

    Also the Iranian ambassador to the Vatican is mort from corona and
    Red Frankie was seen coughing and sneezing while kissing babies.

    Ugh, that reads like a movie plot: terrorist regime infects some of it's leaders and then send them out to meet with other world leaders to cause major chaos.
    In that video of the Iranian Deputy Health minister, who is the audience? He's giving a speech -- and likely infecting many in the room.

    Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2020 09:30 AM (bDqIh)

    119 116 I hate you so much right now.
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:28 AM (NWiLs)

    Anything else you wish for ??
    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:30 AM (zr5Kq)

    Are you dying in a fire?

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:30 AM (NWiLs)

    120 Rand Paul is clearly a saner version of his dad Ron, and he still gets hammered here over that paternity.
    Posted by: GnuBreed at February 29, 2020 09:28 AM (XF4b


    I hammer Rand on security issues where he's just as nutty as his weird father.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 09:30 AM (y7DUB)

    121 I wish there was a busty coffee wench waiting for me downstairs in my kitchen. Alas...

    Heather Mounce, the totally female Australian team handball player in the sidebar?

    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 09:31 AM (cfSLd)

    122 AOC said Cruz doesnt believe in evolution? Then cited science fair?

    Posted by: dagny at February 29, 2020 09:28 AM (nRWPy)



    Yes, she stated her scientific bona fides but showing that she won a 2nd place prize at a high school science fair. She's smart. Not dumb like people say

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 29, 2020 09:31 AM (mXpBS)

    123 reemmber WHITE HEN PANTRY stores?
    Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 29, 2020 09:05 AM (j0ibz)

    My parents used to have one of those old travel mugs from there, with the adhesive base that you were supposed to stick to the dashboard of your 1980 Mazda GLC.

    Posted by: hogmartin at February 29, 2020 09:31 AM (t+qrx)

    124 Are you dying in a fire?
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:30 AM (NWiLs)


    Some lakes are freezing over here. Why ?

    Posted by: runner 😈 at February 29, 2020 09:32 AM (zr5Kq)

    125 Commuism has infiltrated Christian churches just as Mayor Pete is using.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 09:28 AM (ZCEU2)



    something something angels of light

    Posted by: grammie winger at February 29, 2020 09:32 AM (lwiT4)

    126 I wish there was a busty coffee wench waiting for me downstairs in my kitchen. Alas...
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:22 AM


    Dood. You realize where you are? MisHum, even more than the rest of the CoBs, is empathetic, is attentive to the stated desires of Hordlings, and attempts to provide, cf Yoko requests.

    Be careful what you ask for.

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2020 09:32 AM (lqGDg)

    127 I really, really need to defrost my freezer...

    Posted by: lin-duh at February 29, 2020 09:33 AM (UUBmN)

    128 Michelle Malkin's speech last night saying what the majority are thinking. She poured gas on mainstream Conservatism, lit a match, and burned it to the ground. Woman has bigger balls than anybody on the Right. Begins at 1:36:00.

    https://dlive.tv/p/dlive-93233454+Pb15eDlZg

    Posted by: hmmmmm... at February




    yeah, but she is always so angry

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 09:33 AM (HALdu)

    129 Be careful what you ask for.
    Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2020 09:32 AM (lqGDg)



    I keep telling you people....

    Posted by: runner 😈 at February 29, 2020 09:33 AM (zr5Kq)

    130 >>AOC said Cruz doesnt believe in evolution? Then cited science fair?

    Yes. Major cringe. I love this notion that because a person doesn't believe their cause (I'm assuming it's climate change), they literally do not believe in science, as if it's an all or nothing thing.

    Cruz's responses are funny.

    Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2020 09:33 AM (bDqIh)

    131 I think the coffee hottie is a vegan

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 09:35 AM (HALdu)

    132 Buncha bastards.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:36 AM (NWiLs)

    133 They profess to know God, but in works they deny him, being abominable,and disobedient and unto every good work reprobate.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 09:36 AM (rLZe7)

    134 Funny story, some time ago one of the cobs put up a thread where you can match first letter of your name(s) to something I forgot what. I think mine came with "Devil's Spear" or something. Not that I am proud of it or anything....

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:36 AM (zr5Kq)

    135 128 Michelle Malkin's speech last night saying what the majority are thinking. She poured gas on mainstream Conservatism, lit a match, and burned it to the ground. Woman has bigger balls than anybody on the Right. Begins at 1:36:00.

    https://dlive.tv/p/dlive-93233454+Pb15eDlZg

    Posted by: hmmmmm... at February




    yeah, but she is always so angry
    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 09:33 AM (HALdu)

    People are fucking angry and have been for decades. The anger grows with every passing year.

    Posted by: hmmmmm... at February 29, 2020 09:36 AM (N37ol)

    136 Lin-duh

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 29, 2020 09:37 AM (aA3+G)

    137 >>> yeah, but she is always so angry

    -------

    As an Oberlin alum she has every right to be angry. Plus the lefties picketed her house for a long while and scared her kids. I'd be angry too!

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 09:37 AM (NVYyb)

    138 131 I'll just leave that alone I think.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 09:37 AM (ZCEU2)

    139 Woman has bigger balls than anybody on the Right. Begins at 1:36:00.

    https://dlive.tv/p/dlive-93233454+Pb15eDlZg


    Just started watching as I'm reading Barr's speech- she's fifty?! I'm thinking how cute she is and she offhandedly throws that out there. That is aging done right.

    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 09:37 AM (xSo9G)

    140 People are fucking angry and have been for decades. The anger grows with every passing year.
    Posted by: hmmmmm... at February



    ?

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 09:37 AM (HALdu)

    141 *could match...whatevs

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:37 AM (zr5Kq)

    142 Ah, you did notice!

    Posted by: lin-duh at February 29, 2020 09:37 AM (UUBmN)

    143 To please his Commie Professor dad, student Bootygig wins the Profile in Courage essay contest, where he praised Bernie's bravery for calling himself a socialist. Bootyboy meets Ted Kennedy and is now running against Bernie--by hiding his own Communism.

    It's the Circle--the Circle of Marx.

    Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 29, 2020 09:38 AM (Ndje9)

    144 As an Oberlin alum she has every right to be angry. Plus the lefties picketed her house for a long while and scared her kids. I'd be angry too!
    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February



    meh, it distracts from her message

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 09:38 AM (HALdu)

    145 *wish I knew how to search that type of stuff in the archives...

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:39 AM (zr5Kq)

    146 I wish there was a busty coffee wench waiting for me downstairs in my kitchen. Alas...
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:22 AM


    I'm only a click away, dear ...

    Posted by: Glitter at February 29, 2020 09:41 AM (lqGDg)

    147 *your name hidden meaning thread ???

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:41 AM (zr5Kq)

    148 Posted by: lin-duh at February 29, 2020 09:37 AM (UUBmN)


    Defrosting my freezer takes on a whole new meaning IYKWIM

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 29, 2020 09:42 AM (aA3+G)

    149 I used a fork to scratch my butt, and now it's bleeding!

    Posted by: Kurt at February 29, 2020 09:42 AM (+55Gx)

    150 146 I wish there was a busty coffee wench waiting for me downstairs in my kitchen. Alas...
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:22 AM

    I'm only a click away, dear ...
    Posted by: Glitter at February 29, 2020 09:41 AM (lqGDg)

    I said "wench," not "whale."

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:43 AM (NWiLs)

    151 Someone fart?

    Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2020 09:43 AM (X/Pw5)

    152 WaPo's Whopper of the Day comes from Dana Milbank!

    Dana Milbank@Milbank
    Remember this moment: Trump, in South Carolina, just called the coronavirus a "hoax."

    https://bit.ly/3cjjdXT

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 29, 2020 09:44 AM (+y/Ru)

    153 Funny story, some time ago one of the cobs put up a thread where you can match first letter of your name(s) to something I forgot what. I think mine came with "Devil's Spear" or something. Not that I am proud of it or anything....
    Posted by: runner

    Yes, I remember that thread.

    Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 29, 2020 09:44 AM (VNfwt)

    154 I'm overwhelmed, I don't know how to spend this bonus day!

    Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 29, 2020 09:44 AM (a4qVe)

    155 Someone fart?
    Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2020 09:43 AM


    Coffee cup scrape.

    Posted by: Eric Swallowswell at February 29, 2020 09:45 AM (lqGDg)

    156 "149 No one should talk about the Dow or the Virus
    Posted by: Kurt at February 29, 2020 09:42 AM (+55Gx)"

    Ok. Let's talk about some of the direct fire actions we've been involved in and what some of the casualties looked like. That seems better than Parcheesi. Amirit?

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 09:45 AM (rLZe7)

    157 Yes, I remember that thread.
    Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 29, 2020 09:44 AM (VNfwt)


    Right ? Do you know how to find it ?

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:45 AM (zr5Kq)

    158 Ok, I'm late to the kaffee klatch. Has any one complained yet about the cropping of that photo?

    Posted by: RI Red at February 29, 2020 09:45 AM (UAQvn)

    159 There's a tweet from Schumer on Feb 5th blasting trump for nanning air travel with China.



    Trump needs to retweet it.

    Posted by: Ha at February 29, 2020 09:46 AM (AXS9h)

    160 I hammer Rand on security issues where he's just as nutty as his weird father.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 09:30 AM (y7DUB)


    And rightfully so. But you are hammering HIS stances, which is the point AHL is making about Pete. I get that.

    Here is the Codevilla piece on Pete from Am Greatness that was referenced above:

    https://tinyurl.com/qnbsmxw

    The title is More Commie Than Bernie

    Posted by: GnuBreed at February 29, 2020 09:46 AM (XF4b8)

    161 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 29, 2020 09:44 AM (+y/Ru)

    Dana has a habit of pulling his dress over his head....unconditioned response to anything Trump.

    Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2020 09:46 AM (X/Pw5)

    162 154 I'm overwhelmed, I don't know how to spend this bonus day!
    Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 29, 2020 09:44 AM (a4qVe)

    I suggest debauchery of the most depraved kind you can imagine.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:46 AM (NWiLs)

    163 Please enlighten us how Trump is at fault for a virus released in China when in fact we are best prepared nation in the world to deal with it.

    And if Trump is responsible for the Dow's losses, then he is also responsible for its gains. Explain how that is not the case.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 09:46 AM (H8QX8)

    164 I'm overwhelmed, I don't know how to spend this bonus day!
    Posted by: Cheriebebe
    -----
    Maybe you should save it for when you really need it...

    Posted by: lin-duh at February 29, 2020 09:46 AM (UUBmN)

    165 Why don't you do something useful, Kurt, like express anal glands of rabid pitbulls.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 09:47 AM (y7DUB)

    166 Right ? Do you know how to find it ?
    Posted by: runner

    It was an ONT. Sorry, but I have no search skills. If you do, try "The Legend of Moon Moon".

    Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 29, 2020 09:47 AM (VNfwt)

    167 ooh, an extra day....to spend browsing the internet. I found a very encouraging bit of news here
    https://spectator.us/been-canceled-fight-back/


    Posted by: vivi at February 29, 2020 09:48 AM (11H2y)

    168 Kurt thinks Dow is a sandwich.

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:48 AM (zr5Kq)

    169 Inflatable latex pants?? Hell no, not even if they doubled as a bong.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 29, 2020 09:48 AM (9Om/r)

    170 I suggest debauchery of the most depraved kind you can imagine.
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:46 AM (NWiLs)

    Maybe you should save it for when you really need it...
    Posted by: lin-duh at February 29, 2020 09:46 AM (UUBmN)

    Great! Now I'm even more stuck :*

    Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 29, 2020 09:48 AM (a4qVe)

    171 It was an ONT. Sorry, but I have no search skills. If you do, try "The Legend of Moon Moon".
    Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 29, 2020 09:47 AM (VNfwt)

    Ah, OK.

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:48 AM (zr5Kq)

    172 I suggest debauchery of the most depraved kind you can imagine.
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:46 AM


    This may be the first subject ever where HordeSourcing (tm) wouldn't be useful.

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2020 09:49 AM (lqGDg)

    173 Grammie's here!

    I was just thinking about you yesterday. Have you ever been to Geneva, IL and shopped at the Little Traveler?


    I bought an antique Parisian plant stand from them when we lived in IL years ago, and I'm too lazy to try to sell it on Ebay, so I'm donating it to a giant community flea market today.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2020 09:49 AM (ptqGC)

    174 Those guys stole my pants.

    Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at February 29, 2020 09:51 AM (EgshT)

    175 Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 09:37 AM (xSo9G)
    *****
    Yep Michelle Has Great Genes..... Or Jeans

    Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 29, 2020 09:52 AM (BqBId)

    176 We've talked about both, Kurt, you illiterate clownshoes.

    Reading is fundamental

    Sell me your 401k, hysteric. I'll give you 75 cents on the dollar, you're so worried.

    Posted by: spindrift at February 29, 2020 09:54 AM (w4TMU)

    177 Yep, The Legend Of Moon Moon. That's cool looking Husky !

    "Demon" and "Wolf" and "Magic" is confirmed to be my werewolf name (Not in that order...op sec)

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:56 AM (zr5Kq)

    178 143 To please his Commie Professor dad, student Bootygig wins the Profile in Courage essay contest, where he praised Bernie's bravery for calling himself a socialist. Bootyboy meets Ted Kennedy and is now running against Bernie--by hiding his own Communism.

    It's the Circle--the Circle of Marx.
    Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 29, 2020 09:38 AM (Ndje9)

    So kind of like that picture of a young Bill Clinton meeting JFK, except that was the Circle of Herpes.

    Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 29, 2020 09:56 AM (Wm5SB)

    179 mc hammer just tweeted that the latex pants are gay as vanilla ice.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 29, 2020 09:57 AM (KP5rU)

    180 Today, after three campaigns, Biden will win his first -- and last -- primary.

    Like winning a medal at the Special Olympics.

    Dead Candidate Walking

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 09:57 AM (9TdxA)

    181 I suggest debauchery of the most depraved kind you can imagine.
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 09:46 AM (NWiLs)

    ----------

    Ever helpful horde!

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 09:57 AM (NVYyb)

    182 Defrosting my freezer takes on a whole new meaning IYKWIM


    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 29, 2020 09:42 AM (aA3+G)
    --------

    You guys up there have a fridge to keep your food from getting too cold.

    Posted by: bluebell at February 29, 2020 09:58 AM (/669Q)

    183 By now U.S. cities must be stacking and burning all those bodies killed by the virus- right?

    "Wait. There are none yet? Damn." - The Democrats

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 09:58 AM (rLZe7)

    184 "Demon" and "Wolf" and "Magic" is confirmed to be my werewolf name.

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:56 AM (zr5Kq)

    Mine's "Flea Dip".

    Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2020 09:58 AM (X/Pw5)

    185
    Why are you all here and not attending the TruCon TruBelievers conference in DC? They have pastries!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 29, 2020 09:59 AM (pNxlR)

    186 Mine's "Flea Dip".
    Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2020 09:58 AM (X/Pw5)

    That's nice.

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 09:59 AM (zr5Kq)

    187 I heard you should defrost your freezer while naked. It helps with the melt.

    Ok. I might have made that up. But it sounds logical.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:00 AM (rLZe7)

    188 Hey, runner!

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/384325.php#384325

    Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 29, 2020 10:01 AM (VNfwt)

    189 179 mc hammer just tweeted that the latex pants are gay as vanilla ice.
    Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 29, 2020 09:57 AM (KP5rU)

    It's a giant penis costume with inflated nuts at the ankle. So, on a scale of zero to gay, it's really, really gay.

    Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 29, 2020 10:01 AM (Wm5SB)

    190 1st US case was in WA on Jan 21. 5 weeks ago.


    2nd case was person to person on Jan 30. 4 weeks ago.


    Where are the cluster outbreaks?

    Posted by: Ha at February 29, 2020 10:01 AM (AXS9h)

    191 That death decaf chick looks fun.

    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:01 AM (Orx/W)

    192 Today, after three campaigns, Biden will win his first -- and last -- primary.

    Like winning a medal at the Special Olympics.

    Dead Candidate Walking

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 09:57 AM (9TdxA)


    He has a strong lead in FL polling, since Sanders praised Cuba he's a no go there, so he will pick up some delegates on Super Tuesday. Out of 15 states, I predict Bribem will win a couple of them, but not the biggies -- TX and CA.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at February 29, 2020 10:01 AM (XF4b8)

    193 There have been some great ONTs

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 10:01 AM (ZCEU2)

    194 Serious question.

    Posted by: Ha at February 29, 2020 10:02 AM (AXS9h)

    195 Yes. Major cringe. I love this notion that because a person doesn't believe their cause (I'm assuming it's climate change), they literally do not believe in science, as if it's an all or nothing thing.

    Cruz's responses are funny.
    Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2020 09:33 AM (bDqIh)


    We are truly living in an insane age. By "science," none of them really mean science. Science is dull and slow and uncertain about, essentially, everything.

    These people are believers. And what they believe in is NOT science, but basically, anti-science.

    The perversion of the language is bizarre, and we've talked about this here in the recent past, how conservatives get bogged down in arguing from the left's starting points. It makes the battle twice as hard, and sometimes half the point is already lost before anybody starts.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:02 AM (hku12)

    196 This is how politics and governing are different
    than business, which Trump seems to have recognized. Business is about
    efficient results, but in politics it's about (as corny as it sounds)
    "raising consciousness."



    Trump has expanded awareness about the entrenched enemies inside
    government, while still moving slowly, incrementally (if frustratingly)
    toward a cleansing.
    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 09:18 AM (H8QX


    there is a new theory of marketing called "Dominance of the Consumer" where the purpose of any marketing is to find both the consumer who is buying something, and getting them to tell you what they want, and finding out what they think increases their experience and productiveness.
    There is a large element of education of the possibilities. Especially
    for sales in such big-iron service economy things like resorts.

    Oddly this is how marketing used to be done on the sales level before we got the Googles doing microtargeting of broad swathes of the economy trying to convince the consumer that what they wanted was not actually that but what was being sold, or pushing what is being produced.
    My big bitch is buying low-end consumer electronics that actually are hard to use, as if they were engineered to be unpleasant and marginally useful. It feels as if I am being retaliated against for not buying the newest most expensive stuff.

    Politics used to also do the thing about getting voters to tell what they want and what would make their lives better and more productive, along with education to explain what is possible.
    Now the modern politician is forcing crap on society on the idea that it is what is necessary.

    And there is loads of retaliation for not buying into the right stuff.

    Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2020 10:03 AM (6rS3m)

    197 Hey, runner!

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/384325.php#384325
    Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 29, 2020 10:01 AM (VNfwt)


    Yep ! That dog is the coolest. I like huskies, I think they suffer a bit in hot weather.

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 10:03 AM (zr5Kq)

    198 There have been some great ONTs
    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 10:01 AM (ZCEU2)


    Legendary !

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 10:04 AM (zr5Kq)

    199 Moon Moon bring tears to my eyes from laughing again

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 10:05 AM (ZCEU2)

    200
    Fill those inflatable pant legs with hydrogen and tell those twee folk wearing them to start running. Open fire at 150 yards.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 29, 2020 10:05 AM (pNxlR)

    201 You guys think dogs can smile, express happiness by smiling ? They seem to have that ability.

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 10:05 AM (zr5Kq)

    202 200
    Fill those inflatable pant legs with hydrogen and tell those twee folk wearing them to start running. Open fire at 150 yards.
    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 29, 2020 10:05 AM (pNxlR)

    They went half Michelin Man. Never go half Michelin Man.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 10:06 AM (H8QX8)

    Posted by: Red Rover at February 29, 2020 10:06 AM (EgshT)

    204 If the latest CA poll (CNN) holds, Bernie wins all the CA delegates.

    Actually the 15% rule is applied at the congressional district level, so Mayor Pete may get a Hollywood delegate

    Expect Bernie to get a majority of delegates on Tuesday with 25 to 30% of the vote

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 10:07 AM (9TdxA)

    205 I really should get off this couch and do something.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 10:07 AM (ZCEU2)

    206 I'm walking wounded now. Tom Elliott of Grabien posted a supercut of AOC reading marxist propaganda to the Congress and I lasted all of about two minutes. Nothing can be worse than having to listen to true believers, especially with annoying voices.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 10:07 AM (NVYyb)

    207
    185
    Why are you all here and not attending the TruCon TruBelievers conference in DC? They have pastries!
    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 29, 2020 09:59 AM (pNxlR)

    Don't forget the drag queens and the foreigners promoting America's Best Interests.

    Posted by: hmmmmm... at February 29, 2020 10:07 AM (wHdO1)

    208 ok that fashion picture is just messed up. Why did I click on the damn link??? Now I cannot unsee. argh...

    Posted by: satrose at February 29, 2020 10:08 AM (nycWw)

    209 Still predicting Crazy Uncle Joe is gone by the Thursday morning after Super Tuesday, a nice 2nd place today would help.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 10:09 AM (ZCEU2)

    210 Where are the cluster outbreaks?
    Posted by: Ha at February 29, 2020 10:01 AM (AXS9h)


    Someday, there might be a virus that comes along, defies the laws of physics, and starts aggressively attacking humans.

    But that is not today.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:09 AM (hku12)

    211 Morning, Ha!

    I don't have an answer but I did see this morning we have two new cases here in WA. One a HS student and a 50 year old woman.

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:09 AM (/lTD2)

    212 That death decaf chick looks fun.
    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February


    She is vegan, not sure how that works for you

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:10 AM (HALdu)

    213 194 Serious question.

    Posted by: Ha at February 29, 2020 10:02 AM (AXS9h)

    Testing begins in a week when the newer more reliable tests become available at 10,000 per week.

    Posted by: hmmmmm... at February 29, 2020 10:10 AM (wHdO1)

    214 That young woman up top appears to have a clove of garlic tattooed on her wrist.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 29, 2020 10:10 AM (zlgJP)

    215 That young woman up top appears to have a clove of garlic tattooed on her wrist.
    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 29, 2020 10:10 AM (zlgJP)


    It's the same skull that's on her t-shirt.

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 10:12 AM (zr5Kq)

    216 My dad was in the meat business so dry ice. Threw a big lump in the pool at a summer bungalow but no one was in the pool and it was outside. We used to have fun as kids putting bits in glasses of water.

    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:13 AM (Orx/W)

    217 That young woman up top appears to have a clove of garlic tattooed on her wrist.
    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 29, 2020 10:10 AM (zlgJP)

    That and she probably smells of weed and week old sweat.

    Count me in!......

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 29, 2020 10:13 AM (Z+IKu)

    218 Mayor Pete blames his failing with blacks in SC on Bidens having run there so often and on Billionaire Money.

    Sorry to break it to you Pete, but there may be another reason

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 10:14 AM (9TdxA)

    219 209 Still predicting Crazy Uncle Joe is gone by the Thursday morning after Super Tuesday, a nice 2nd place today would help.
    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 10:09 AM (ZCEU2)

    Why would you want to deprive us of a fantastically incoherent victory speech tonight? Saturday Night Live should cancel their show and just loop the Biden speech.

    Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 29, 2020 10:14 AM (Wm5SB)

    220 I've heard a few clips of Biden. That guy doesn't seem fit to lead a sixth grade kazoo band.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:14 AM (rLZe7)

    221 That and she probably smells of weed and week old sweat.

    Count me in!......

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 29, 2020 10:13 AM (Z+IKu)

    I laughed.

    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:14 AM (Orx/W)

    222 Bad coffee is better than no coffee!
    Don't ask me how I know!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 29, 2020 10:15 AM (BiNEL)

    223 I'm walking wounded now. Tom Elliott of Grabien posted a supercut of AOC reading marxist propaganda to the Congress and I lasted all of about two minutes. Nothing can be worse than having to listen to true believers, especially with annoying voices.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 10:07 AM (NVYyb)


    I'm probably an exception, but I still think she's kinda hot. If she were a stripper, she wouldn't dress the way she does now, so I think she could doll up, and really pull it off.

    The problem is though, as it is with Eastern Europe pron stars with bad teeth, the fantasy is ruined when she opens her mouth.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:15 AM (hku12)

    224 That guy doesn't seem fit to lead a sixth grade kazoo band.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:14 AM (rLZe7)

    Do they need a ukulele player!?

    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:15 AM (Orx/W)

    225 That young woman up top appears to have a clove of garlic tattooed on her wrist.
    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 29, 2020 10:10 AM (zlgJP)

    That and she probably smells of weed and week old sweat.

    Count me in!......
    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 29, 2020 10:13 AM (Z+IKu)


    I would be glad to give her a bath.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:16 AM (hku12)

    226 My dad was in the meat business so dry ice. Threw a big lump in the pool at a summer bungalow but no one was in the pool and it was outside. We used to have fun as kids putting bits in glasses of water.
    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February



    so you went into the family business?

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:16 AM (HALdu)

    227 Those latex inflatable pants reminded me of that fat-bottom hippie font. (Why? Lifetime of typography study.)

    http://bit.ly/fatbottom-font

    Posted by: mindful webworker
    Insomniac Armed Quad Toddlers
    at February 29, 2020 10:17 AM (Cd8NC)

    228 She is vegan, not sure how that works for you

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:10 AM (HALdu)

    No thanks. Use her as fertilizer.

    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:17 AM (Orx/W)

    229 The good news is that the russian bloggerette was vlogging her sadness the net day.

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:17 AM (HALdu)

    230 AOC is PR strippper hot, if she dressed for it. She downplays her TaTas, which you can only fully appreciate from a side view

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 10:18 AM (9TdxA)

    231
    212 That death decaf chick looks fun.
    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February


    Her body language says she comes fully loaded with an attitude. (Our daughter carries herself much the same way.) If you wish to deal with it, have at it.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 29, 2020 10:18 AM (pNxlR)

    232 Would a vegan have a skull tattoo ?

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 10:18 AM (zr5Kq)

    233
    so you went into the family business?

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:16 AM (HALdu)

    Lol. Summers as a butcher. Knives are fun.

    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:19 AM (Orx/W)

    234 A relative was telling me Bloomberg is running a disgusting commercial that basically bagged on Trump for his Covid-19 virus handling and blaming him for the stock market drop. It ended with how the provincial opportunistic dictatorial midget who can't figure out what party he's in would be so much better because he can fit in a thimble or something.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:19 AM (rLZe7)

    235 AOC is PR strippper hot, if she dressed for it. She downplays her TaTas, which you can only fully appreciate from a side view
    Posted by: Ignoramus at February



    she has tree trunks for legs

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:19 AM (HALdu)

    236 No thanks. Use her as fertilizer.
    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:17 AM (Orx/W)

    Huh, I thought cannibals would prefer herbivores...

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:19 AM (/lTD2)

    237 Morning Gang!

    Posted by: Diogenes at February 29, 2020 10:19 AM (axyOa)

    238 You guys think dogs can smile, express happiness by smiling ? They seem to have that ability.
    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 10:05 AM (zr5Kq)


    Yes, my dog Teddy smiles when he's happy.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 10:20 AM (y7DUB)

    239 Her body language says she comes fully loaded with an attitude. (Our daughter carries herself much the same way.) If you wish to deal with it, have at it.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 29, 2020 10:18 AM (pNxlR)

    Yeah. I was /sarc. She hasn't smiled in years.

    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:20 AM (Orx/W)

    240 237 Morning Gang!
    Posted by: Diogenes at February 29, 2020 10:19 AM (axyOa)

    Morning Diogenes! You don't work at the HS with the new Wuhanflu case, do you?

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:20 AM (/lTD2)

    241 You guys think dogs can smile, express happiness by smiling ? They seem to have that ability.
    Posted by: runner at February




    yes, thinking otherwise is nonsense

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:21 AM (HALdu)

    242
    If I had a hammer
    I'd 'splode it in the morning
    I'd 'splode it in the evening
    All over this la-a-a-a-a-and

    Posted by: naturalfake at February 29, 2020 10:21 AM (z0XD8)

    243
    218 Mayor Pete blames his failing with blacks in SC on Bidens having run there so often and on Billionaire Money.

    Sorry to break it to you Pete, but there may be another reason
    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 10:14 AM (9TdxA)


    Wick dipping

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 29, 2020 10:21 AM (pNxlR)

    244 @234. Yes that Bloomberg ad is infuriating.

    Bloomberg argues that Trump is hopelessly incompetent. It's his major plank that he's the Worlds greatest manager

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 10:22 AM (9TdxA)

    245 2 new cases in WA.


    Seattle and Snohomish.

    Posted by: Ha at February 29, 2020 10:22 AM (AXS9h)

    246 "212 That death decaf chick looks fun.
    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February"

    See. Now this guy gets it.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:23 AM (rLZe7)

    247 152 WaPo's Whopper of the Day comes from Dana Milbank!

    Dana Milbank@Milbank
    Remember this moment: Trump, in South Carolina, just called the coronavirus a "hoax."

    https://bit.ly/3cjjdXT
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 29, 2020 09:44 AM (+y/Ru)

    Dana ain't the only one peddling that. The usual suspect are all over twitter with it.

    Posted by: Tami at February 29, 2020 10:23 AM (cF8AT)

    248 234 Reminds me from Rush yesterday who was reading and commenting a email from a stock broker friend who says the drop in the stock market is a Leftist made imaginary crisis only.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 10:23 AM (ZCEU2)

    249 Huh, I thought cannibals would prefer herbivores...

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:19 AM (/lTD2)


    Nutritious! When are you and nurse flying in Jordan?

    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:24 AM (Orx/W)

    250 she has tree trunks for legs
    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:19 AM (HALdu)


    So she's proportional. Figures, Big Teeth, Big Tits, Big Trunks.

    Posted by: ALH at February 29, 2020 10:24 AM (xUVVX)

    251 Still predicting Crazy Uncle Joe is gone by the Thursday morning after Super Tuesday, a nice 2nd place today would help.

    I like to think that very time he looks out the window, he sees a paddy wagon with the motor running. Stay motivated, Joe!

    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 10:24 AM (Ry8mf)

    252 I'm praying for AOC to be the keynote speaker at a Bernie-won convention

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 10:24 AM (9TdxA)

    253 Where are the cluster outbreaks?
    Posted by: Ha at February 29, 2020 10:01 AM (AXS9h)


    South Korea, Iran, Italy to name 3.

    Maybe it will get on a major roll here in the US, or not. But I do know this -- It is killing old people, particularly those with weak respiratory and/or immune systems. Old people with health issues.

    I provide care for my mom. She fits this bill. If I catch it, so will she. And then she will likely die from it. So, individual circumstances apply to how each of you approach this virus.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at February 29, 2020 10:24 AM (XF4b8)

    254 Operation Chaos is scaring me a bit. I agree with Ace. Be careful what you wish for.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2020 10:26 AM (ptqGC)

    255 Nutritious! When are you and nurse flying in Jordan?
    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:24 AM (Orx/W)

    The day before the MoMe. I think we get there late afternoon/early evening.

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:26 AM (/lTD2)

    256 she has tree trunks for legs
    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:19 AM (HALdu)


    That must be true because all shots of her stay away from the gams. Funny because with that body type I was expecting otherwise...

    Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 10:26 AM (y7DUB)

    257
    250 she has tree trunks for legs
    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:19 AM (HALdu)


    So she's proportional. Figures, Big Teeth, Big Tits, Big Trunks.
    Posted by: ALH at February 29, 2020 10:24 AM (xUVVX)


    You forgot Big Brain! No, wait, that's on her Creator.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 29, 2020 10:26 AM (pNxlR)

    258 See. Now this guy gets it.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:23 AM (rLZe7)

    Why do I look at her and think. "She wants to be treated like shit." And I'm not into it.

    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:26 AM (Orx/W)

    259 Are you still here, MisHum?

    Send the snow to NE GA. Stat!

    Posted by: ALH at February 29, 2020 10:27 AM (xUVVX)

    260 That must be true because all shots of her stay away from the gams. Funny because with that body type I was expecting otherwise...
    Posted by: Captain Hate at February

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:27 AM (HALdu)

    261 Chris Stigall radio host saying also the Democrats and media need a major stock drop as maybe the only way to get the economy to start to fail and get President Trump out of office.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 10:27 AM (ZCEU2)

    262 So Pope Frankie was shaking hands and kissing babies a few days ago, while he had "the sniffles." Now he's taking a couple of sick days.

    Didn't an ambassador to the Vatican just die from coronavirus?

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2020 10:27 AM (ptqGC)

    263 After Matthews repeatedly made anti-Bernie comments on air, the knives are out. Now some chick is accusing him of using "gross and inn inappropriate language" around her. Weak sauce claim, obviously, but I dully expect it gets worse for him.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 10:27 AM (NVYyb)

    264 Didn't an ambassador to the Vatican just die from coronavirus?
    Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2020 10:27 AM (ptqGC)


    Iran's.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 10:28 AM (y7DUB)

    265 Operation Chaos is scaring me a bit. I agree with Ace. Be careful what you wish for.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2020 10:26 A

    Eh. I'd rather have Bernie than someone who lies about who and what they are.


    It would end the country but that's coming anyway.


    Let's get it over with.

    Posted by: Ha at February 29, 2020 10:28 AM (AXS9h)

    266 That must be true because all shots of her stay away from the gams. Funny because with that body type I was expecting otherwise...
    Posted by: Captain Hate at February



    I was trying to get some answers about her rack and found some of her gams. same diameter from knee to foot, no tone, no shape.

    I am done with her boobs or no

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:28 AM (HALdu)

    267 I like the ONT commie test. Scored a "0" of course.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 29, 2020 10:28 AM (x74so)

    268 Are you still here, MisHum?



    Send the snow to NE GA. Stat!

    Posted by: ALH at February 29, 2020 10:27 AM (xUVVX)


    You need some Jews for that! Contact JJ or CBD.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2020 10:28 AM (ptqGC)

    269 yeah, but she is always so angry
    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 09:33 AM (HALdu)


    4 foot eleven Filipino chicks are soooooo cuuuuute when they get angry!

    Unless they catch you sleeping while they have a sugar-cane machete in their hands. Then, not so much.

    Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at February 29, 2020 10:28 AM (Vy7tf)

    270 AOC has nice legs. Google AOC legs

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 10:28 AM (9TdxA)

    271 I provide care for my mom. She fits this bill. If I catch it, so will she. And then she will likely die from it. So, individual circumstances apply to how each of you approach this virus.
    Posted by: GnuBreed at February 29, 2020 10:24 AM (XF4b


    The same is true for any flu virus. If you have it, you should stay away from her.

    This particular virus isn't really that much different from the typical flu. Your precautions should be the same for both, except that your chances of getting the flu are astronomically higher.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:29 AM (hku12)

    272 @244. I think Bloomberg is the worst of the bunch. Besides being so small he can't fight his way out of a paper bag, he's aloof, deceptive and out of touch. He shows a very strong predilection to undermine our government and use it for nefarious purposes. His impulses are all bad and his reign in NY shows it. Nobody else in history bought off the NYC council to get another term and he did shit for the city that wasn't already in flight from Giuliani. And his boasts about how he singly rebuilt NY after 9-11 is complete bullshit. Plus he speaks like a little provincial sniveling hermaphrodite.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:29 AM (rLZe7)

    273 I provide care for my mom. She fits this bill.

    Yes, I've thought of that, too. Once it reaches my mom's facility near DC, with all of its workers of indeterminate legal status, I imagine it won't be pretty.

    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 10:29 AM (cfSLd)

    274 The video of A-OC dancing in that BC college video is one where she is full body. And thats from a few years ago.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 10:29 AM (ZCEU2)

    275 Thank goodness Former President Cock Curious never put boots on the ground in Afghanistan.

    Now we can pull out logistically without all of that messy waste and resource planning.

    Posted by: Fritz at February 29, 2020 10:29 AM (ATCV4)

    276 The day before the MoMe. I think we get there late afternoon/early evening.

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:26 AM (/lTD2)

    Our plans too. Residence Inn for us. Making reservations today there. Free breakfast and close to the soirée. Gonna be a hoot.

    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:29 AM (Orx/W)

    277
    Didn't an ambassador to the Vatican just die from coronavirus?

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2020 10:27 AM (ptqGC)



    Iran's.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 10:28 AM (y7DUB)


    Oh. My.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2020 10:29 AM (ptqGC)

    278 she has tree trunks for legs
    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:19 AM (HALdu)

    It's only a matter of time.

    Gunt is on the way!

    Posted by: Mofongo at February 29, 2020 10:30 AM (Z+IKu)

    279 What is Bloomberg's accent, by the way? It sounds a little bit New Yawk, but also Canadian. I've never heard anything like it.

    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 10:30 AM (cfSLd)

    280 AOC has nice legs. Google AOC legs
    Posted by: Ignoramus at February




    You are just wrong




    https://tinyurl.com/r8rgzht

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:31 AM (HALdu)

    281 I heard a MassGeneral doctor sneeringly describe the corona panic as a ratings-driven hoax just the other day in a business meeting. He's no Trump supporter either.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 29, 2020 10:31 AM (NVYyb)

    282 The stank in that Pennsylvania town is probably coming from an underground gas fire. Like Silent HillCentralia.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 29, 2020 10:31 AM (Hkopb)

    283 Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:31 AM (HALdu)

    To be fair, those shoes aren't doing her any favors.

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:32 AM (/lTD2)

    284 "Why do I look at her and think. "She wants to be treated like shit." And I'm not into it.
    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:26 AM (Orx/W)"

    Plus she likes sharp objects and would try to stab you. How is that not titillating?

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:32 AM (rLZe7)

    285 Plus he speaks like a little provincial sniveling hermaphrodite.
    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:29 AM (rLZe7)


    Putting eunuchs in charge has historically yielded not good results.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 10:32 AM (y7DUB)

    286 Nice looking girl. Too bad she had to tat up.

    Heh, I thought the same thing. I hate to see a young person with numerous/massive tattoos - reminds me of all the things I thought were so cool when I was 19 that make me cringe today (and I wouldn't want them permanently referenced on my skin). My husband jokes that business to get into is tattoo removal.
    Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2020 09:08 AM (bDqIh)


    I was at the dermatologist's office recently and while he was checking me over for any Bizarro Moles(TM).

    We had a quick discussion the business of tattoo removal, which was kinda fascinating:

    1) He did it previously but got out of the biz becuz:

    a) Tattooed folk tend to be feckless and frequently miss their appointments as well as don't pay when they should. Also, kind dumb.

    b) Laser tattoo removal in general requires several visits and it doesn't totally remove the tattoo. Instead, you're left with a very faded version.

    So, it's not a Magic Bullet. And despite explaining, informed consent, etc - tattooed folk were often too dumb to understand this, which led to patient dissatisfaction.

    1 a and b made Laser Tattoo Removal made it a tiresome and unsatisfying biz as well as not a YUGE moneymaker for the time used. So, he got out.


    2) Laser Tattoo removal probably isn't at all what you think it is.

    The laser doesn't actually remove the ink or bleach it out.

    Instead, the laser is used to create a bit of trauma that stimulate the body's macrophages and these come in and gobble up the ink and dispose of it as they might any other foreign object.

    I found this ^^^^to be very cool.

    It's science, y'all!

    Posted by: naturalfake at February 29, 2020 10:32 AM (z0XD8)

    287 The next few days will show exactly where China's tentacles reach. The mines in Africa should have an impressive outbreak.

    Posted by: klaftern at February 29, 2020 10:32 AM (RuIsu)

    288 To be fair, those shoes aren't doing her any favors.
    Posted by: Jordan61 at February


    The shape is the shape. Heels are cheating. She has bad legs.

    There is no shape tone or otherwise. same diameter from knee to foot.

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:34 AM (HALdu)

    289 This will have the Gaia First crowd cheering on the coronavirus. Airborne nitrogen dioxide plummets over China:

    https://tinyurl.com/rr29yeu

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2020 10:34 AM (ptqGC)

    290 Bloomberg grew up in Baltimore. His is not a NYC accent

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 10:35 AM (9TdxA)

    291
    There is considerable heat in Philly now over a "surprise anal" announcement of the proposed location for a "safe injection site" just off Broad Street.

    This woman read the riot act to former Governor Ed Rendell, a leader of the effort -- https://preview.tinyurl.com/rrrfkh9

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 29, 2020 10:35 AM (pNxlR)

    292 Oh no. Are we bagging on tats again?

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:35 AM (rLZe7)

    293 The stank in that Pennsylvania town is probably coming from an underground gas fire.

    Delaware County is next to Philly. The only oil or gas in the ground would be from Sun Oil pipelines. Personally, I think that it's its proximity to New Jersey that's causing the problem.

    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 10:36 AM (gHCnG)

    294 278 she has tree trunks for legs
    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:19 AM (HALdu)

    Piano legs we used to say.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 10:36 AM (H8QX8)

    295 Mini Mike's accent sounds like a nasal weasel getting doinked in the ass.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:37 AM (rLZe7)

    296 The next few days will show exactly where China's tentacles reach. The mines in Africa should have an impressive outbreak.
    Posted by: klaftern at February 29, 2020 10:32 AM (RuIsu)
    ------
    I read that as "mimes".

    ♪ I miss the mimes down in Aaaaafricaaaaa...

    Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 29, 2020 10:37 AM (PD1/H)

    297 Joe Biden

    Posted by: Today's My Big Day! at February 29, 2020 10:37 AM (q1Pj5)

    298 New England Journal of Medicine: Coronavirus Could Be No Worse than Flu

    Gee, thanks guys! This also means it could be worse. We are grateful for your decisive analysis!

    Posted by: db at February 29, 2020 10:37 AM (NEz+K)

    299 Plus she likes sharp objects and would try to stab you. How is that not titillating?

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:32 AM (rLZe7)

    Lol! Dangerous! Yes, and I always liked that word. Titillating.

    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:37 AM (Orx/W)

    300 Oh no. Are we bagging on tats again?
    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:35 AM (rLZe7)


    That, and the use of selective imagination to comment on the shape of someone's legs.

    At times like these I'm reminded of story of the fox and the grapes.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:38 AM (hku12)

    301 Today, after three campaigns, Biden will win his first -- and last -- primary.

    Like winning a medal at the Special Olympics.

    Dead Candidate Walking

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 09:57 AM (9TdxA)

    He has a strong lead in FL polling, since Sanders praised Cuba he's a no go there, so he will pick up some delegates on Super Tuesday. Out of 15 states, I predict Bribem will win a couple of them, but not the biggies -- TX and CA.
    Posted by: GnuBreed
    ______________

    I know I sound like a scared bitch, but Biden being the nominee would be far worse for Trump and Republicans than Bernie.

    Even if Corona ravages the global economy, Americans aren't going to install Bernie. But Biden they could, even if he has senior moments.

    I think regardless of the nominee, Trump has the advantage, but I'd really like to see a Democrat meltdown with Bernie.

    Posted by: Blago at February 29, 2020 10:38 AM (sjTfF)

    302 271 The same is true for any flu virus. If you have it, you should stay away from her.

    This particular virus isn't really that much different from the typical flu. Your precautions should be the same for both, except that your chances of getting the flu are astronomically higher.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:29 AM (hku12)


    There are proactive things you can for the seasonal flu, like getting the yearly vaccine shots. As to staying away, nope, I'm it. If I don't do it, there is no one else.

    And even if I DID figure a way to stay away for a few weeks, you forget it can be transmitted long before there are symptoms.

    Mainly, *I* have to avoid catching it. She rarely leaves the house. Like I said, individual circumstances apply.

    That, and common sense.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at February 29, 2020 10:38 AM (XF4b8)

    303 My father used to tell me, "always look at a girl's ankles."

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 10:39 AM (H8QX8)

    304 Pro-Tip: Never wear latex trousers after a night of Taco Bell or Chipotle Mexican Grill.

    Posted by: Fritz at February 29, 2020 10:39 AM (ATCV4)

    305
    AOC''s got incipient Popeye Legs.

    Give her a couple of years and her cankles will be wider than her knees.

    Posted by: naturalfake at February 29, 2020 10:39 AM (z0XD8)

    306 Bloomberg grew up in Baltimore. His is not a NYC accent
    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 10:35 AM (9TdxA)


    That's odd because it doesn't sound like a Balmer accent either. Maybe the waitresses never called the little prick "hon".

    Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 10:39 AM (y7DUB)

    307 Our plans too. Residence Inn for us. Making reservations today there. Free breakfast and close to the soiree. Gonna be a hoot.
    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 29, 2020 10:29 AM (Orx/W)

    Yes, can't wait!

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:39 AM (/lTD2)

    308 You can find lots of shots where AOC shows nice legs. I think they're fine

    Definitely a 1 on the binary scale.

    Sex appeal often depends on context. There may only be five women in Congress I'd give a 1

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 10:40 AM (9TdxA)

    309 No ankles, no apparent calf muscle. Who said they were nice?

    Posted by: dagny at February 29, 2020 10:40 AM (nRWPy)

    310 Bloomberg grew up in Baltimore. His is not a NYC accent

    I guess Baltimore never made the local or national news back in the day, because- again- I've never heard anything like his accent.

    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 10:40 AM (cfSLd)

    311 My father used to tell me, "always look at a girl's ankles."
    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 10:39 AM (H8QX

    My father used to tell me when he disliked someone, that the best part of that guy dripped down his mother's leg

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 29, 2020 10:40 AM (nRk/c)

    312 My father used to tell me, "always look at a girl's ankles."
    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February



    your dad was right, heels, no heels, they tell you everything you need to know.

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:40 AM (HALdu)

    313 Reading that the Swiss have canceled all large events.
    The Swiss Auto Show.
    Swiss Hockey teams are playing in empty stadiums

    Trump! needs to do this now!!

    Can you imagine the uproar of the March Madness crowds?

    Posted by: Bruce at February 29, 2020 10:40 AM (vd8XM)

    314 My father used to tell me, "always look at a girl's ankles."

    He was Quentin Tarentino?

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 29, 2020 10:40 AM (Hkopb)

    315 I never listened to that fag talk before so I don't know his accent and I never will cuz he won't get nominated.

    But B'more has a real distinctive accent. If that's where he's from, that's probably what you're hearing.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 29, 2020 10:40 AM (x74so)

    316 303 My father used to tell me, "always look at a girl's ankles."
    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 10:39 AM (H8QX

    Does she have them or not is a good place to start.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 10:41 AM (NWiLs)

    317 Oh no. Are we bagging on tats again?
    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:35 AM (rLZe7)



    Nope.

    Telling you what the doc said about the biz of Laser Tattoo Removal.

    I report. You decide.




    Posted by: naturalfake at February 29, 2020 10:41 AM (z0XD8)

    318 You can find lots of shots where AOC shows nice legs. I think they're fine

    Definitely a 1 on the binary scale.

    Sex appeal often depends on context. There may only be five women in Congress I'd give a 1
    Posted by: Ignoramus at February



    You are doing it wrong. she has bad gams.

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:41 AM (HALdu)

    319 But B'more has a real distinctive accent. If that's where he's from, that's probably what you're hearing.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 29, 2020 10:40 AM (x74so)

    All that NattyBo, hon.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2020 10:42 AM (q1Pj5)

    320 (296) I meant to say "mimes". Sorry.

    Robin Williams is no longer around to protect them.

    Posted by: klaftern at February 29, 2020 10:42 AM (RuIsu)

    321 That AOC chick is as dumb as a pile of pencil shavings. There is nothing less attractive than dumb. Nothing.

    I read some of the comments here and think- boy these are thoughtful people. I've learned through painful experiences that personality, cogency and heart matter more than anything.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:42 AM (rLZe7)

    322 This particular virus isn't really that much different from the typical flu. Your precautions should be the same for both, except that your chances of getting the flu are astronomically higher. 

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:29 AM (hku12) 

    We all know what the biggest difference is.


    Politics.

    Yes they will destroy the markets, economy and public trust to end Trump and install communism.


    Get ready to dance.

    Posted by: Ha at February 29, 2020 10:42 AM (AXS9h)

    323 your dad was right, heels, no heels, they tell you everything you need to know.
    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:40 AM (HALdu)

    Do I lose points for having a big scrape on one from where I walked into a dresser in the dark?

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:43 AM (/lTD2)

    324 Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:29 AM (hku12)

    There are proactive things you can for the seasonal flu, like getting the yearly vaccine shots. As to staying away, nope, I'm it. If I don't do it, there is no one else.

    And even if I DID figure a way to stay away for a few weeks, you forget it can be transmitted long before there are symptoms.

    Mainly, *I* have to avoid catching it. She rarely leaves the house. Like I said, individual circumstances apply.

    That, and common sense.
    Posted by: GnuBreed at February 29, 2020 10:38 AM (XF4b


    If you want to panic, go ahead.

    I'm merely suggesting there's no reason to panic. This virus is not going to do anything magical. It's going to do what most other viruses do.

    So if you do get sick, then what? If you are the only one who can and will care for her, then your options are: Don't get sick. And don't get sick.

    And regardless of whether you got a flu vaccine or not, your chances of acquiring a garden variety flu virus are still astronomically higher than this one.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:43 AM (hku12)

    325 No ankles, no apparent calf muscle. Who said they were nice?
    Posted by: dagny at February




    270

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:43 AM (HALdu)

    326 My father used to tell me, "always look at a girl's ankles."

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 10:39 AM (H8QX



    Does she have them or not is a good place to start.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 10:41 AM (NWiLs)

    Look at their location for clues. If they are near or behind her ears, she likes you.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2020 10:43 AM (q1Pj5)

    327 Ray Charles used to feel a women's wrists as his first move

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 10:44 AM (9TdxA)

    328 321 That AOC chick is as dumb as a pile of pencil shavings. There is nothing less attractive than dumb. Nothing.


    She's dumb and mean. That's no longer part of the attraction metric, but rather the avoidance one.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 10:44 AM (H8QX8)

    329 ALH #65: Pretty girl in the top picture. She needs to put on a pair of jeans. Looks like she's wearing just her panties.

    If you don't just feel like you've been through this before,

    but you know and actually remember being through this before,

    is it still deja vu?

    Posted by: mindful webworker
    Insomniac Armed Quad Toddlers
    at February 29, 2020 10:44 AM (Cd8NC)

    330 your dad was right, heels, no heels, they tell you everything you need to know.
    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:40 AM (HALdu)

    Do I lose points for having a big scrape on one from where I walked into a dresser in the dark?
    Posted by: Jordan61 at February


    no

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:44 AM (HALdu)

    331 Good Saturday morning, horde! I just got here.

    The Exploding Hammer Festival, LOL. I love men.

    Posted by: April at February 29, 2020 10:44 AM (OX9vb)

    332 "Posted by: naturalfake at February 29, 2020 10:41 AM (z0XD"

    Oh good. Because if this is a No Tat Zone, I will get towed away.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:44 AM (rLZe7)

    333 Here you go

    https://tinyurl.com/vttk8g9

    Posted by: Captain Hate at February 29, 2020 10:44 AM (y7DUB)

    334 I've tried to look for photos showing AOC'S legs.
    The result is that I have no opinion.

    Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 29, 2020 10:44 AM (Uu+Jp)

    335 Too often, young people getting tattoos is like buying a political message t-shirt at 19, that you can never take off. How many of us would be happy at 29 that we did that?

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 29, 2020 10:45 AM (yQpMk)

    336 there is not one damn thing that's good about aoc. nothing. skankarama.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 29, 2020 10:45 AM (KP5rU)

    337
    Look at their location for clues. If they are near or behind her ears, she likes you.
    Posted by: Count de Monet at February



    unless they were stuck there when you got home.

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:45 AM (HALdu)

    338 There are all kinds of idiot on Twitter who yammer about Orange man and that he's screwing up the coronavirus response. Fortunately, there are enough people on there to answer them back saying that he didn't say coronoavirus is a hoax. He said the politicization of it was as was the mischaracterization of his response to it.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2020 10:46 AM (WI7YS)

    339 All that NattyBo, hon.
    Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2020 10:42 AM (q1Pj5)

    I heard a Baltimore jeweler made a billboard of Mr. Bo proposing to the Utz Girl. That's funny.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 29, 2020 10:46 AM (x74so)

    340 Ray Charles was making sure he was talking to a woman in the first place.

    Posted by: klaftern at February 29, 2020 10:47 AM (RuIsu)

    341 Reading that the Swiss have canceled all large events.
    The Swiss Auto Show.
    Swiss Hockey teams are playing in empty stadiums

    Trump! needs to do this now!!

    Can you imagine the uproar of the March Madness crowds?
    Posted by: Bruce at February 29, 2020 10:40 AM (vd8XM)


    Why, I think there would be riots, if he merely announced a cancellation of all future Kobe Bryant funerals.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:47 AM (hku12)

    342 If you don't just feel like you've been through this before,

    but you know and actually remember being through this before,

    is it still deja vu?
    Posted by: mindful webworker
    Insomniac Armed Quad Toddlers
    at February 29, 2020 10:44 AM (Cd8NC)
    -----
    Vuja dé

    Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 29, 2020 10:47 AM (PD1/H)

    343 The surprise safe injection site fell through this time, it will as Rich Zeoli 1210am says happen somewhere. Both talk stations were jambed with calls on it, at least 1 former addict said injection sites are not solving anyone's problem. Enabling a addict is the problem.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 10:47 AM (ZCEU2)

    344 is it still deja vu?

    Posted by: mindful webworker
    Insomniac Armed Quad Toddlers
    at February 29, 2020 10:44 AM (Cd8NC)

    deja vu deja vu?

    Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2020 10:47 AM (X/Pw5)

    345 I'm honestly not that old (generation X) but the tattoo thing on girls is such a turnoff. That whole trend exploded when I was in college, but it was just a "tramp stamp" at first.

    But the girls started getting "sleeves" of tattoos. It just makes me think the girl is "dirty".

    The best analogy I've heard is "Have you ever seen a Ferrari and thought it would look better with a bunch of bumper stickers?" To me, that's tattoos on women.

    Apologies to the heavily tattooed women here.

    Posted by: Blago at February 29, 2020 10:48 AM (sjTfF)

    346
    ALH #65: Pretty girl in the top picture. She needs to put on a pair of jeans. Looks like she's wearing just her panties


    She is wearing jeans -- belt loops and rivet are visible.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 29, 2020 10:48 AM (pNxlR)

    347 Vuja dé
    Posted by: Captain Obvious


    I thought that was when you had no idea what was going on.

    Posted by: Bruce at February 29, 2020 10:48 AM (vd8XM)

    348 324 If you want to panic, go ahead.

    Burt, do I sound panicky? Maybe I do. But I haven't hermetically sealed myself in the house yet, so I've got that going for me.

    But I have a plan if I have to. That's all.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at February 29, 2020 10:48 AM (XF4b8)

    349 "Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 29, 2020 10:45 AM (yQpMk)"

    I believe that more a phenomenon of the current age. People are much more extemporaneous and get caught up in the moment today. As a result they consider less the consequences.

    I got my first tat when I was 18 and built on it like a story of my life since then.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:48 AM (rLZe7)

    350 This particular virus isn't really that much different from the typical flu. Your precautions should be the same for both, except that your chances of getting the flu are astronomically higher.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:29 AM (hku12)


    While it is not spreading rapidly at this point and no one should panic, shouldn't be spreading disinformation, either. This is very different from the typical flu in that it attacks the lungs. It may not kill you, but it can leave you with permanent lung damage.

    Posted by: db at February 29, 2020 10:49 AM (NEz+K)

    351 Eh.

    Like always:

    Wash your hands frequently. Esp if you've been outside.

    Don't touch your eyes, nose, or mouth when outside.

    Booger picking is right out.


    With Corona Virus, if you see someone with a dry cough who's sweating from a high fever.

    Run!!!! or at least get away from them as soon as possible.

    As for myself, fast food probably isn't your wisest option either.

    I once drove up to the window of a fast food joint several years ago, and the window server wass manifesting, as far as I could tell, symptoms of hepatitis.

    Eyes yellow as lemons, that one.

    I drove away without my chow.

    Posted by: naturalfake at February 29, 2020 10:49 AM (z0XD8)

    352 339 All that NattyBo, hon.
    Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2020 10:42 AM (q1Pj5)

    I heard a Baltimore jeweler made a billboard of Mr. Bo proposing to the Utz Girl. That's funny.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 29, 2020 10:46 AM

    Daughter unit's roommate's dad is a delivery driver for Utz. He picked her up at school for spring break in his Utz truck!

    Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at February 29, 2020 10:49 AM (Vy7tf)

    353 May only be appropriate now to rank your top five legs

    Posted by: socalcon at February 29, 2020 10:50 AM (Roy2Z)

    354 AOC is a poster child for Bernie Bot idiocy. Her unearned prominence helps our side.

    I want her to be a keynote speaker at a Bernie won convention

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 10:50 AM (9TdxA)

    355 Its a great time to fly. Whole rows of seats open. Like the old days.

    Posted by: Diogenes at February 29, 2020 10:50 AM (axyOa)

    356 Posted by: Blago at February 29, 2020 10:48 AM (sjTfF)

    My son is 27 and says he doesn't want a girlfriend with tats, kids, weird colored hair, or one who is dumb. I'm pretty sure he's going to die alone.

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:50 AM (/lTD2)

    357 That death decaf chick looks fun.
    Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February

    =====

    She is vegan, not sure how that works for you
    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:10 AM


    You've got to get your vegetables somehow.

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2020 10:51 AM (lqGDg)

    358 There are very few women who wear arm tattoos well and that's mostly a mistake. Plus selection matters and a lot of women sporting them have man tattoos. I've met a few girls with sleeves who wore them well. But they were hard charging and that's few and far between IMHO

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:52 AM (rLZe7)

    359 I once drove up to the window of a fast food joint several years ago, and the window server wass manifesting, as far as I could tell, symptoms of hepatitis.

    Eyes yellow as lemons, that one.

    I drove away without my chow.
    Posted by: naturalfake at February 29, 2020 10:49 AM (z0XD

    Yeesh.

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:52 AM (/lTD2)

    360 So, is Steyer's *dance* his Mike Dukakis/Howard Dean moment?

    Posted by: socalcon at February 29, 2020 10:52 AM (Roy2Z)

    361
    343 The surprise safe injection site fell through this time, it will as Rich Zeoli 1210am says happen somewhere. Both talk stations were jambed with calls on it, at least 1 former addict said injection sites are not solving anyone's problem. Enabling a addict is the problem.
    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 10:47 AM (ZCEU2)


    Agree as to the inevitability of there being a site. What opened peoples' etes was how our betters simply said, "It's going here!" with NO community input. Blew up in their faces, it did.

    We received a notice in the mail the other day that the two buildings behind us in a commercial office park are being demolished. Now we're wondering, "Why?"

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 29, 2020 10:52 AM (pNxlR)

    362 I'm more panicked about what Corona does to the global economy and Trump's reelection than I am actually catching the stupid thing.

    I really think this going to be something like Y2k where almost nothing happens except people over reacting.


    Posted by: Blago at February 29, 2020 10:52 AM (sjTfF)

    363 If you want to panic, go ahead.
    ----------------
    Burt, do I sound panicky? Maybe I do. But I haven't hermetically sealed myself in the house yet, so I've got that going for me.

    But I have a plan if I have to. That's all.
    Posted by: GnuBreed at February 29, 2020 10:48 AM (XF4b


    Sorry, maybe panic was the wrong word.

    What I really mean is, there's nothing to be gained by focusing one's attention on THIS virus.

    Viruses will kill old people and the otherwise infirm, and they do so, all the time.

    So yeah, the phrase "universal precautions" is probably the right one to use here.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:52 AM (hku12)

    364 like buying a political message t-shirt at 19,


    Your point us valid, but my Reagan tshirt would still be ok. I've been highly consistent.

    Posted by: dagny at February 29, 2020 10:53 AM (nRWPy)

    365 362 I'm more panicked about what Corona does to the global economy and Trump's reelection than I am actually catching the stupid thing.

    I really think this going to be something like Y2k where almost nothing happens except people over reacting.


    Posted by: Blago at February 29, 2020 10:52 AM (sjTfF)

    Agree, 100%.

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:53 AM (/lTD2)

    366 So Houston has open sewers, who'd have figured

    Posted by: mildycitrusy at February 29, 2020 10:53 AM (aVmhV)

    367 "My son is 27 and says he doesn't want a girlfriend with tats, kids, weird colored hair, or one who is dumb. I'm pretty sure he's going to die alone.
    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:50 AM (/lTD2)"

    I'm dying here. If I had a dime for every time I heard decent people say this I would be rich. There are more people around that age and older who think that way than ever before.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:54 AM (rLZe7)

    368 She is vegan, not sure how that works for you
    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:10 AM

    She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone.

    Posted by: Mary Moon at February 29, 2020 10:54 AM (Vy7tf)

    369 358 I recall Girls with Sleeves opening for The Clash in part of their '83 tour.

    Posted by: socalcon at February 29, 2020 10:54 AM (Roy2Z)

    370 That first link.
    Only in Bothell.
    No wonder Mark tells us to buy more ammo.
    He is wise!

    But at least it's not Federal Way!!!

    Posted by: Diogenes at February 29, 2020 10:55 AM (axyOa)

    371 I've met a few girls with sleeves who wore them well.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:52 AM (rLZe7)

    Was on jury duty a few years ago and a girl w/a full sleeve showing was pursuing a c/o violation against her ex. 6 person jury...5 women...she did not fare well.

    Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2020 10:56 AM (X/Pw5)

    372 This particular virus isn't really that much different from the typical flu. Your precautions should be the same for both, except that your chances of getting the flu are astronomically higher.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:29 AM (hku12)

    While it is not spreading rapidly at this point and no one should panic, shouldn't be spreading disinformation, either. This is very different from the typical flu in that it attacks the lungs. It may not kill you, but it can leave you with permanent lung damage.
    Posted by: db at February 29, 2020 10:49 AM (NEz+K)

    I'm not spreading disinformation. I was talking about HOW the virus is spread, and how dangerous it is for anyone with a compromised immune system to come into contact with ANY flu causing virus.

    You'd be amazed at how many bugs there are out there that want to kill us, and they all have their own unique ways of exploiting weak immune systems.

    I don't see the point of worrying about this one.

    Unless you are hanging around a bunch of Chinese immigrants. Who just got here. Or are already sick.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:56 AM (hku12)

    373

    If only we could invent Tattooed coffee and mark up our innards,impress the Introverts.

    see the colon stamp on that babe....................

    Posted by: saf at February 29, 2020 10:57 AM (5IHGB)

    374 Look at their location for clues. If they are near or behind her ears, she likes you.
    Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2020 10:43 AM (q1Pj5)

    Coffee, meet screen

    Posted by: In Exile at February 29, 2020 10:57 AM (SDmIR)

    375 Posted by: Blago at February 29, 2020 10:48 AM (sjTfF)

    My son is 27 and says he doesn't want a girlfriend with tats, kids, weird colored hair, or one who is dumb. I'm pretty sure he's going to die alone.
    Posted by: Jordan61

    ______________

    He sounds like he has a good head on his shoulders and he'll be fine.

    I guess it's hugely dependent on where he lives, but there has to be plenty of dating Apps now that you can find someone that mets your criteria or find a Church (if that's his thing) that has a youngish people.

    I got married just as the dating app thing was taking off, friends of mine that couldn't pay for a date before were always going out with decent looking girls.

    Posted by: Blago at February 29, 2020 10:58 AM (sjTfF)

    376 My girlfriend's 28yo son has a weakness for single moms with tatts and odd haircuts / wild colors. He's a rescuer.

    Wears his heart out on his sleeve and keeps getting it broken.


    I've tried to counsel him, but to no avail.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2020 10:58 AM (q1Pj5)

    377 Kind of funny, research purposes only looked up A-OC legs, picked Fox news, my tablet never did come up with a site but the search went bonkers with searches running faster than you could see, finally turned on airplane mode and cleared history to stop it.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 10:59 AM (ZCEU2)

    378 Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:54 AM (rLZe7)

    LOL. When my son was in HS, he had a bunch of friends over and they were playing cards. I asked them why they weren't out somewhere having fun. They said all the girls at their school were either slutty or stupid, and they weren't interested in either of those things. I told them they were going to be single for a looooong time.

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:59 AM (/lTD2)

    379 Oh I don't think there is any question that tats still have a stigma with some folks. The old ladies kinda look at me funny, until I hold the door for them or offer to help them carry something.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:59 AM (rLZe7)

    380 I'm more panicked about what Corona does to the global economy and Trump's reelection than I am actually catching the stupid thing.

    I really think this going to be something like Y2k where almost nothing happens except people over reacting.


    Posted by: Blago at February 29, 2020 10:52 AM (sjTfF)

    Agree, 100%.
    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:53 AM (/lTD2)


    And then the markets will bounce back too.

    Of course, they will have already cancelled the Olympics by the time everyone figures out they didn't need to.

    As much as I hate the Olympics, I'm not seeing that as a bad thing. I shall enjoy the gnashing of teeth and hairshirt wearing that occurs when they realize what they have done.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:59 AM (hku12)

    381
    Time for a snack,coffee and pasties Mmmm.......

    Posted by: saf at February 29, 2020 11:00 AM (5IHGB)

    382 Single mom with tats has been around the block a few times, you can count on it.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 11:00 AM (ZCEU2)

    383 "LOL. When my son was in HS, he had a bunch of friends over and they were playing cards. I asked them why they weren't out somewhere having fun. They said all the girls at their school were either slutty or stupid, and they weren't interested in either of those things. I told them they were going to be single for a looooong time.
    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 10:59 AM (/lTD2)"

    Ha! I have a female family member the exact same age who feels exactly the same way. They should meet. Last time I talked to her she said the same thing.

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 11:01 AM (rLZe7)

    384 I read somewhere that one of the hot look ups using Google was Gulag...Just wanting to know what the camps are really like I guess.

    Posted by: Colin at February 29, 2020 11:01 AM (1BIQV)

    385 Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:56 AM (hku12)

    Would you say that was also true of the Spanish flu?

    Posted by: db at February 29, 2020 11:01 AM (xWAfV)

    386 if for no other reason than to keep the bug population down this summer.
    Posted by: ALH at February 29, 2020 09:21 AM (xUVVX)

    I don't really think it works like that. My only evidence is that Ohio is cold all winter, and we have no shortage of bugs in the summer.

    Posted by: April at February 29, 2020 11:02 AM (OX9vb)

    387
    I really think this going to be something like Y2k where almost nothing happens except people over reacting.


    Posted by: Blago

    Was trying to calm down the bff last night. She is immuno compromised and in her mid-70's.

    Posted by: Infidel at February 29, 2020 11:02 AM (XG6D3)

    388 My girlfriend's 28yo son has a weakness for single moms with tatts and odd haircuts / wild colors. He's a rescuer.

    Wears his heart out on his sleeve and keeps getting it broken.


    I've tried to counsel him, but to no avail.
    Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2020 10:58 AM (q1Pj5)


    I have a nephew who has already punched well into his 30s. He seems to find them wherever he goes. And before anyone knows it, he's already married and knocked her up. Generally not in that order.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:02 AM (hku12)

    389 Depends on where you live. Talking about sluts, tats, and kids.

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 11:03 AM (zr5Kq)

    390 One good thing AOC could do. AOC

    Posted by: Wiley Oats at February 29, 2020 11:03 AM (FFsBN)

    391 could show us her breasts before they sage to her navel. She owes that to posterity.

    Posted by: Wiley Oats at February 29, 2020 11:04 AM (FFsBN)

    392 My girlfriend's 28yo son has a weakness for single moms with tatts and odd haircuts / wild colors. He's a rescuer.

    Wears his heart out on his sleeve and keeps getting it broken.


    I've tried to counsel him, but to no avail.
    Posted by: Count de Monet

    ______________

    Yea, a guy in his 20s should be steering clear of single moms.

    It's sounds "judgey" but women in that situation can be very predatory. Any port in a storm.

    The colored hair thing is also usually proof positive you're dealing with a liberal nut.

    Posted by: Blago at February 29, 2020 11:05 AM (sjTfF)

    393 Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:56 AM (hku12)

    Would you say that was also true of the Spanish flu?
    Posted by: db at February 29, 2020 11:01 AM (xWAfV)


    The one that happened a century ago? During and right after a devastating world war?

    No, that one was different. They didn't have CNN then.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:05 AM (hku12)

    394 30,000-40,000 people die each year from the flu. That's just context. While I think this is still not to be taken lightly, you have to put it in perspective. Most of the panic is opportunistic political actors trying to create havoc.

    By the way, the Ebola Outbreak called. It says, "hey".

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 11:05 AM (rLZe7)

    395 could show us her breasts before they sage to her navel. She owes that to posterity.
    Posted by: Wiley Oats at February



    doesn't matter, bad gams, not that cute, boobs not enough.

    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 11:05 AM (HALdu)

    396 I want to go outside but its windy and barely above freezing so do I really?

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 11:05 AM (ZCEU2)

    397 themindcircle.com/examples-of-bad-design/

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 29, 2020 11:05 AM (Hkopb)

    398
    g'mornin' again, 'rons

    Posted by: AltonJackson at February 29, 2020 11:06 AM (qgcPT)

    399 Y2K, the company I worked for spent a lot of money checking every computer in the building. Remember some even said you car won't start the first day. All sort of things were going to happen, and the press kept a running commentary of what didn't happen. (hardly anything that I recall)Also Mad Cow.... SAR's, etc. etc.

    Posted by: Colin at February 29, 2020 11:06 AM (1BIQV)

    400

    Anyone watch the Dilbert guy yesterday?
    High as a kite.
    He's a stoner.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 29, 2020 11:06 AM (j0ibz)

    401 I guess Baltimore never made the local or national
    news back in the day, because- again- I've never heard anything like his
    accent.
    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 10:40 AM (cfSLd)


    i am guessing it is Harvard overlaying something else. I see his is originally from Baaahstan so that might be it.


    Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2020 11:06 AM (6rS3m)

    402 Probably already mentioned, but very, very shitty editing in the writeup about the teen gang in Cleveland. Nice work, MSM!

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2020 11:07 AM (KwgHV)

    403 396 I want to go outside but its windy and barely above freezing so do I really?
    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 11:05 AM (ZCEU2)

    Magic 8-ball says: No.

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 11:07 AM (/lTD2)

    404 New Neo did a little research on the 1918 pandemic, interesting little read.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 11:07 AM (ZCEU2)

    405 Beautiful Blue sky, sunshine...34F. Looks good through a window or windshield.

    Posted by: klaftern at February 29, 2020 11:07 AM (RuIsu)

    406 Also Mad Cow.... SAR's, etc. etc.

    Posted by: Colin at February 29, 2020 11:06 AM (1BIQV)

    Comet Kahoutec.

    Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2020 11:08 AM (X/Pw5)

    407 My girlfriend's 28yo son has a weakness for single moms with tatts and odd haircuts / wild colors. He's a rescuer.



    Wears his heart out on his sleeve and keeps getting it broken.





    I've tried to counsel him, but to no avail.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2020 10:58 AM (q1Pj5)





    I have a nephew who has already punched well into his 30s. He seems
    to find them wherever he goes. And before anyone knows it, he's
    already married and knocked her up. Generally not in that order.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:02 AM (hku12)

    He got lucky with the one he married for 8 months and divorced. No kids by him. But she went on after the divorce to have 2 more whelps by 2 other suckers, er, non-gentlemen.
    He's a good-natured kid, a hardworker and industrious. It's just his woman-picker is seriously in need of a total refurbishment and recalibration.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2020 11:08 AM (q1Pj5)

    408 The local press said 7 died in the last few days from the flu....

    Posted by: Colin at February 29, 2020 11:08 AM (1BIQV)

    409 My girlfriend's 28yo son has a weakness for single moms with tatts and odd haircuts / wild colors. He's a rescuer.

    Wears his heart out on his sleeve and keeps getting it broken.


    I've tried to counsel him, but to no avail.
    Posted by: Count de Monet

    Keep a stack of singles around

    Posted by: Jean at February 29, 2020 11:08 AM (B7KlG)

    410

    Remember my prediction:

    More people will die in Chicago violence in the next two weeks than from the corona.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 29, 2020 11:09 AM (j0ibz)

    411 30,000-40,000 people die each year from the flu. That's just context. While I think this is still not to be taken lightly, you have to put it in perspective. Most of the panic is opportunistic political actors trying to create havoc.

    By the way, the Ebola Outbreak called. It says, "hey".
    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 11:05 AM (rLZe7)


    SARS is over there at Ebola's house, with MC Hammer, all of them sadly recalling when they were a thing.

    Not Swine flu though, they make Swine flu stay out back.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:10 AM (hku12)

    412 I was wrong above. Bloomberg grew up in Boston suburbs then went to college in Baltimore

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 11:10 AM (9TdxA)

    413 The one that happened a century ago? During and right after a devastating world war?

    No, that one was different. They didn't have CNN then.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:05 AM (hku12)


    Not sure what you're saying. Are you saying that the media freaking out about it keeps everyone safer?

    Posted by: db at February 29, 2020 11:10 AM (xWAfV)

    414
    More Americans will be killed by illegal foreign invaders
    than die from the corona in 2020.

    Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 29, 2020 11:10 AM (j0ibz)

    415 379 Oh I don't think there is any question that tats still have a stigma with some folks. The old ladies kinda look at me funny, until I hold the door for them or offer to help them carry something.
    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 10:59 AM (rLZe7)

    My husband has a few tattoos and gets some sideways looks. Although I think that has more to do with the fact that he's a big scary looking Mexican dude.

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 11:11 AM (/lTD2)

    416 He got lucky with the one he married for 8 months and divorced. No kids by him. But she went on after the divorce to have 2 more whelps by 2 other suckers, er, non-gentlemen.
    He's a good-natured kid, a hardworker and industrious. It's just his woman-picker is seriously in need of a total refurbishment and recalibration.
    Posted by: Count de Monet

    _______________

    Damn, I'm amazed someone can't see those warning signs and head for the hills.

    Was this girl crazy hot or something?

    That's definitely when men get stupid.

    Posted by: Blago at February 29, 2020 11:11 AM (sjTfF)

    417
    If I'm going to have extraordinary luck, either good or bad, I choose -

    winning the lottery over death by Corona Virus.

    Posted by: naturalfake at February 29, 2020 11:12 AM (z0XD8)

    418 By the way, the Ebola Outbreak called. It says, "hey".

    Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 29, 2020 11:05 AM (rLZe7)





    SARS is over there at Ebola's house, with MC Hammer, all of them sadly recalling when they were a thing.



    Not Swine flu though, they make Swine flu stay out back.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:10 AM (hku12)


    Tanned, rested, and ready!

    Posted by: Legionaires Disease at February 29, 2020 11:12 AM (q1Pj5)

    419 Don't forget Bernie says about 150 million were shot and killed last year??

    Posted by: Colin at February 29, 2020 11:12 AM (1BIQV)

    420 Gas station robbery was the most significant risk when I laid out my personal CCW plan.

    Posted by: Jean at February 29, 2020 11:12 AM (B7KlG)

    421 Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:02 AM (hku12)

    He got lucky with the one he married for 8 months and divorced. No kids by him. But she went on after the divorce to have 2 more whelps by 2 other suckers, er, non-gentlemen.
    He's a good-natured kid, a hardworker and industrious. It's just his woman-picker is seriously in need of a total refurbishment and recalibration.
    Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2020 11:08 AM (q1Pj5)


    Yep. Same here. My nephew has these big bright eyes, and the gals just seem to swoon over them.

    However, he's brought around decent, well-adjusted ladies before, and they don't seem to stick around for long, so I'm kinda not blaming the psycho gals here.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:12 AM (hku12)

    422 Are we pretending we did not just surrender to the Taliban ?

    Posted by: Kurt at February 29, 2020 11:13 AM (+55Gx)

    423 416 He got lucky with the one he married for 8 months and divorced. No kids by him. But she went on after the divorce to have 2 more whelps by 2 other suckers, er, non-gentlemen.
    He's a good-natured kid, a hardworker and industrious. It's just his woman-picker is seriously in need of a total refurbishment and recalibration.
    Posted by: Count de Monet

    _______________

    Damn, I'm amazed someone can't see those warning signs and head for the hills.

    Was this girl crazy hot or something?

    That's definitely when men get stupid.
    Posted by: Blago at February 29, 2020 11:11 AM (sjTfF)

    Seeing the signs isn't always such an easy thing. One would never have predicted that my ex-wife would've gone off the rails the way she did, until she actually did.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 11:14 AM (NWiLs)

    424 Bernie didn't say what I said above, it was everyone favorite grandfather Biden.

    Posted by: Colin at February 29, 2020 11:14 AM (1BIQV)

    425 Anyone watch the Dilbert guy yesterday?
    High as a kite.
    He's a stoner.
    Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 29, 2020 11:06 AM (j0ibz)

    I don't watch, because I listen while I'm at work. But he sounds like a stoner. I like him, all the same.

    Posted by: April at February 29, 2020 11:14 AM (OX9vb)

    426 Somebody farted, again.

    Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2020 11:14 AM (X/Pw5)

    427 Good-natured, hardworking and industrious are admirable traits that many many women find just plain boring.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 11:15 AM (NWiLs)

    428 Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:05 AM (hku12)

    Not sure what you're saying. Are you saying that the media freaking out about it keeps everyone safer?
    Posted by: db at February 29, 2020 11:10 AM (xWAfV)


    No, I'm just being sarcastic. You don't need to look for any hidden messages here.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:15 AM (hku12)

    429 @KyleWOrton

    #Iran: from Qom, Ayatollah Tabrizian, who has denounced Western medicine as "un-Islamic", told his 120,000 followers on Telegram that to stave off #coronavirus, "Before bedtime, drench some cotton in violet oil and apply onto your anus".


    Beats a potato...I guess.

    Posted by: Tami at February 29, 2020 11:16 AM (cF8AT)

    430 By the way, while I think the fact that Mayor Pete is a red diaper baby is important, I dislike people bringing his parents into it.

    David Horowitz was also a red diaper baby. People can and do repudiate their parents' beliefs.

    I do not share the religion or politics of my parents, but I will defend them. When my father was on strike, I wore a union button because he was my father.

    Also, given there are so many other things to hit Navy Reserve Audie Murphy on, this seems to me very weak ground.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 29, 2020 09:12 AM (cfSRQ)

    When your parent's belief is out and out
    Communism, you f*cking well should repudiate it.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2020 11:17 AM (KwgHV)

    431 Damn, I'm amazed someone can't see those warning signs and head for the hills.

    Was this girl crazy hot or something?

    That's definitely when men get stupid.
    Posted by: Blago at February 29, 2020 11:11 AM (sjTfF)

    Seeing the signs isn't always such an easy thing. One would never have predicted that my ex-wife would've gone off the rails the way she did, until she actually did.
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 11:14 AM (NWiLs)


    You know, fellas around here are fond of saying "don't put your d**k in crazy."

    I think a better saying would be, don't put your "peener" in anything you haven't fully vetted and determined to be worth having around for the next 40-70 years.

    Problem is, the fella is often already putting his fingers in the pie right after (or before) he just found out her name.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:18 AM (hku12)

    432 Harry Harbord " Breaker" Morant was executed today's date in 1902
    Great movie about it

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 11:18 AM (ZCEU2)

    433 Was this girl crazy hot or something?



    That's definitely when men get stupid.

    Posted by: Blago at February 29, 2020 11:11 AM (sjTfF)

    No, definitely not hott. Nothing a good skincare regimen, plus sensible nutrition and exercise could not cause her to rise to a five or a six.
    Must have went downhill rapidly since HS days.

    Sad t see a

    Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2020 11:19 AM (q1Pj5)

    434 Beats a potato...I guess.
    Posted by: Tami at February 29, 2020 11:16 AM (cF8AT

    LOL, I just read this to my husband and he said, "it sounds like that dude is just making up reasons to play with his butthole."

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 11:19 AM (/lTD2)

    435 Poor Bloomberg went to Johns Hopkins then to Harvard.

    How did a boy who grows up in a poor family afford to go to Johns Hopkins?

    Posted by: Wiley Oats at February 29, 2020 11:19 AM (FFsBN)

    436 422 Are we pretending we did not just surrender to the Taliban ?
    Posted by: Kurt at February 29, 2020 11:13 AM (+55Gx)

    No more troops getting killed in imperialist wars, right? "Bring our troops home!" Isn't that what the Left wanted?

    I'm celebrating getting out of that shithole.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 11:19 AM (H8QX8)

    437 #Iran: from Qom, Ayatollah Tabrizian, who has denounced Western medicine as "un-Islamic", told his 120,000 followers on Telegram that to stave off #coronavirus, "Before bedtime, drench some cotton in violet oil and apply onto your anus".

    Yikes, they sure seem to have a fascination with bung holes.

    Posted by: Infidel at February 29, 2020 11:19 AM (XG6D3)

    438 432 though article says Feb 26, not the first time ran across historical events with conflicting dates.

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 11:20 AM (ZCEU2)

    439
    Are we pretending we did not just surrender to the Taliban ?
    Posted by: Kurt at February 29, 2020 11:13 AM (+55Gx)



    Meh.

    W and Jugears lost that one by their fecklessness.

    If we weren't willing to go Total War on the Afghans and destroy the reason for their support of AlQueda, ie.islam,

    there's no point in Americans fighting and dying for some imaginary "wait until moslems can behave like normal, modern human beings" moment in the far distant future.

    Even our "allies" over there were killing American soldiers.

    As pissy as the left got over killing a scumbag terrorist a few weeks ago, we as a nation clearly have no interest in fighting a real war over there,

    time to end the sham war.

    If you want to call it surrender, meh, who cares?

    Just more leftard hypocrisy.

    Posted by: naturalfake at February 29, 2020 11:21 AM (z0XD8)

    440 And poor Bloomberg was let go from that investment firm with no parachute. They just let him go.

    He had to start up his company from scratch.
    And $10,000,000 in stock that he had from his former employer.

    Posted by: Wiley Oats at February 29, 2020 11:21 AM (FFsBN)

    441 Infidel - This is the story of Islam with its anal and sexual hangups

    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 11:21 AM (ZCEU2)

    442 My guess? Unlimited beejers and backstage access.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2020 11:22 AM (q1Pj5)

    443 Does the CDC keep a list for us, like the Weather Channel does?

    SARS, Zika, Ebola, Avian, H1N1, Swine, Corona- those are the panic-demics I remember. I can't believe I survived them all!

    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 11:22 AM (Ibwur)

    444 Nood: before the garden thread. On Gramsci.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2020 11:22 AM (u82oZ)

    445 No, I'm just being sarcastic. You don't need to look for any hidden messages here.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:15 AM (hku12)


    I'm not looking for hidden messages. Just looking for your point.

    Posted by: db at February 29, 2020 11:22 AM (xWAfV)

    446 amn, I'm amazed someone can't see those warning signs and head for the hills.

    Was this girl crazy hot or something?

    That's definitely when men get stupid.
    Posted by: Blago at February 29, 2020 11:11 AM (sjTfF)

    Seeing the signs isn't always such an easy thing. One would never have predicted that my ex-wife would've gone off the rails the way she did, until she actually did.
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 11:14 AM (NWiLs)


    Insomniac, tell the truth, was there no friend or relative around who told you that maybe, just maybe that gal was not such a good idea ?

    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 11:23 AM (zr5Kq)

    447 Kurt, we are just "bringing the war back home"

    you will love it. All your favorite Dim legislators and judges will be using the new peace dividend to make America theirs again.

    you betcha. Right after they get done stuffing their pockets.

    Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2020 11:25 AM (6rS3m)

    448 LOL, I just read this to my husband and he said, "it sounds like that dude is just making up reasons to play with his butthole."

    Posted by: Jordan61 at February 29, 2020 11:19 AM (/lTD2)

    The up side? It would be the best they smelled in centuries.

    Posted by: Tami at February 29, 2020 11:25 AM (cF8AT)

    449 No, I'm just being sarcastic. You don't need to look for any hidden messages here.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:15 AM (hku12)

    I'm not looking for hidden messages. Just looking for your point.
    Posted by: db at February 29, 2020 11:22 AM (xWAfV)


    It's on top of my head.

    You can stop looking now.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:26 AM (hku12)

    450 Bloomberg was a back office operations nerd at Salomon Brothers. He became a partner but wasn't a Big Swinging Dick trader type. When the company got sold he got a $10mm buyout

    To his credit he used it to build a business. Big success because right time right places

    The women he hired in Sales were all hot. Which invariably to discrimination and harassment suits. Cost of business

    Posted by: Ignoramus at February 29, 2020 11:27 AM (9TdxA)

    451 Are we pretending we did not just surrender to the Taliban ?

    We are taking the fight to the CIA by cutting supply lines to their poppy fields.

    Posted by: t-bird at February 29, 2020 11:28 AM (jyVW0)

    452
    And regardless of whether you got a flu vaccine or not, your chances of acquiring a garden variety flu virus are still astronomically higher than this one.
    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 10:43 AM (hku12)


    I remember when AIDS was going to kill everyone that was having sex.

    Posted by: Sooner at February 29, 2020 11:29 AM (Fs5vw)

    453 Insomniac, tell the truth, was there no friend or relative around who told you that maybe, just maybe that gal was not such a good idea ?
    Posted by: runner at February 29, 2020 11:23 AM (zr5Kq)

    My hand to God, not a one.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 11:29 AM (NWiLs)

    454 It's on top of my head.

    You can stop looking now.

    Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2020 11:26 AM (hku12)


    I'll take your word for it.

    Posted by: db at February 29, 2020 11:31 AM (xWAfV)

    455 As Winston Churchill once noted "Nothing is more exhilirating than to be shot at without effect".
    And so it is today, that I am happy to still be alive with all of you, as yesterday evening, when making a left turn with a green light, the idiot who sped through his red light and struck me T-bone style, upending my car in the intersection and leaving me upside down with airbag deployed, hanging from my seat belt, dazed, but alive.
    Today my wife is not planning my funeral, and for that I am grateful.
    The other driver is mort. Illegal alien, no license, drunk.
    Nice to be here.

    Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 29, 2020 11:31 AM (w7KSn)

    456 414
    More Americans will be killed by illegal foreign invaders
    than die from the corona in 2020.
    Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 29, 2020 11:10 AM (j0ibz)


    That's good point, Sooth.

    Posted by: Emmie at February 29, 2020 11:35 AM (87gB3)

    457 http://bit.ly/38cEteB
    *******
    Harley-Davidson CEO to Leave Struggling Motorcycle Maker | Business News | US News

    Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 29, 2020 11:37 AM (BqBId)

    458 432 Harry Harbord " Breaker" Morant was executed today's date in 1902
    Great movie about it
    Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2020 11:18 AM (ZCEU2)

    Yes, "Breaker Morant," largely forgotten classic more relevant now than ever.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 29, 2020 11:38 AM (H8QX8)

    459 Those inflatable pants remind me of Umphrey McGee's album cover for The Bottom Half.

    https://tinyurl.com/wcmpgs7

    Biden needs to wear these on the debate stage so every time he silently farts they expand so the audience can see he's silently but deadly killing his opponents!

    Posted by: Boswell at February 29, 2020 11:38 AM (32YRo)

    460 http://bit.ly/32AinSa
    *******
    Sick Pope Cancels Engagements for Third Day In a Row

    Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 29, 2020 11:39 AM (BqBId)

    461 You are just wrong




    https://tinyurl.com/r8rgzht
    Posted by: not so at February 29, 2020 10:31 AM (HALdu)

    Cankles!

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2020 11:41 AM (EDl9I)

    462 Death Before Decaf girl is a crazy brunette in disguise. The eyes always give the guilty away

    Posted by: Just Sayin' at February 29, 2020 11:44 AM (D+5jX)

    463 I had heard that people usually know deep inside when they are making a big matrimonial mistake and they are just not trusting their inner voice. I had heard sometimes they just need to hear confirmation from someone outside of the relationship.

    So when my sister announced her engagement to a guy that I knew didn't meet husband criteria, I said something. All I accomplished was activating her stubbornness reflex.

    After a decade of enduring physical and emotional abuse, she's divorced again. Her daughter from her first marriage is severely scarred (emotionally) and her son from her last marriage doesn't know how to treat women.

    I tried to help.

    Posted by: Emmie at February 29, 2020 11:46 AM (87gB3)

    464 Atilla, holy cow!! Glad you are okay, what a blessing!!
    You are the second hordian in I think 24 hours to have had this type of life altering wreck and to walk away!! Prayers to you as you heal and sort out the aftermath!

    Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 29, 2020 11:47 AM (a4qVe)

    465 Attila, I'm so glad you are still with us!

    Posted by: Emmie at February 29, 2020 11:47 AM (87gB3)

    466 Today my wife is not planning my funeral, and for that I am grateful.
    The other driver is mort. Illegal alien, no license, drunk.
    Nice to be here.

    Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 29, 2020 11:31 AM (w7KSn)

    Holy crap! Glad you're ok. That must have been horrifying.

    Posted by: Tami at February 29, 2020 11:50 AM (cF8AT)

    467 Emmie I tried the same with my brother. He too dug in his heels. He's not divorced yet but this woman has completely destroyed him. It's so sad to see. I pray for him daily.

    Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 29, 2020 11:51 AM (a4qVe)

    468 It's so sad to see. I pray for him daily.
    Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 29, 2020 11:51 AM (a4qVe)


    Yes, we love our siblings and hate to see them suffer.

    Posted by: Emmie at February 29, 2020 11:52 AM (87gB3)

    469 Posted by: Emmie at February 29, 2020 11:46 AM (87gB3)

    Hey, at least you tried. In my case, nobody did. Quite the opposite, actually - I was under quite a bit of pressure to marry her.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

    470 Insom, if I were your sister, I would have shared my concerns. I hate ugliness in family relationships and love to see healthy ones.

    Posted by: Emmie at February 29, 2020 11:55 AM (87gB3)

    471 470 Insom, if I were your sister, I would have shared my concerns. I hate ugliness in family relationships and love to see healthy ones.
    Posted by: Emmie at February 29, 2020 11:55 AM (87gB3)

    That's very kind of you. What's done is done, of course. And she had a lot of people fooled. Can't change the past, just try to improve going forward.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 29, 2020 11:58 AM (NWiLs)

    472 Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 29, 2020 11:31 AM <<<<<
    Glad you're ok. I just got nailed the other day by a 20 year old muslim chick who decided she could beat a red light that turned 5 seconds previously. In our case everybody walked away.

    Posted by: GMohawk at February 29, 2020 11:58 AM (r+sAi)

    473 Today my wife is not planning my funeral, and for that I am grateful.
    The other driver is mort. Illegal alien, no license, drunk.
    Nice to be here.
    Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 29, 2020 11:31 AM (w7KSn)

    that's a twofer. You alive, and the invader dead.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2020 12:02 PM (KkFkA)

    474 Thanks for the kind wishes.
    I will miss that car, I liked it.
    Also, I had to break my window to extricate myself. Those little orange hammers are useful.

    Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 29, 2020 12:40 PM (w7KSn)

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