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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (2/25/20) From Somewhere On The Road Edition
Quote I
“Too many fast-food workers have been fired without a just cause, without a warning, without even any notice. And if you can be fired simply on the whim of an angry boss or a disgruntled customer’s complaint, then you’re far more vulnerable to harassment or abuse.” Council member Adrienne Adams
Quote II
“Being a lifer, I’m in a unique position where I sometimes have access to these people and I have so little to lose,” Prisoner Jonathon Watson
Quote III
“Whether it will be contained or not, this outbreak is rapidly becoming the first true pandemic challenge that fits the Disease X category, listed to the WHO’s priority list of diseases for which we need to prepare in our current globalised society,” Prof Marion Koopmans
Quote IV
The elites are aware of our existence largely through hearsay, having disengaged from the life of the nation within a century of its founding, driven away by militant factions and other lunatics, the upper class among them. The elite are as disconnected from the class structure as are homeless drunks, and share a similar indifference. But to their credit, while they're neither virtuous nor commendable, it isn't the elites who are peddling woke causes or looting whole industries or buying boltholes in New Zealand. It's their cunning and voracious aspirants, the upper class, which to our everlasting shame is our ruling class. Woodpile Report
Quote V
“Michelle Obama praised him because he gave so much money. So no one in the Hollywood can ever lecture us again about morality because they knew all of this, but he poked all the right buttons, all the virtue signals.” Greg Gutfeld
Quote VI
"It was more the fact that I felt it was unfair that I faced that charge. I felt a criminal conviction for dangerous driving would be harsh, especially for the first time I'd ever been charged for anything," Kingston Webb
The deep horn aboard the Binaiya rumbles as a nearby ship worker shouts, “Hurry on, we leave in 30 minutes.” Amid the intense heat and humidity, what appears to be a sea of people squeezes through narrow gates. Above their heads, cardboard boxes of uncommon shapes crowd surf their way up to the front as the many uniformed guards stamp available arms, ensuring a steady flow. The mass moves towards the ship like a well-oiled machine of chaos. Where exactly is everyone going? Indonesia is the world’s largest island nation, an archipelago consisting of more than 17,000 officially registered islands. While the vast majority of the 264 million people that call this country home are spread across just two of these, Java and Sumatra, many live scattered among over 6,000 other islands.
Transportation is freedom.
About that NoVAMoMe, Maybe I'll just stay home. How to sanitize your airplane seat.
LOLGF!
ICE ignores California laws and arrests illegal aliens at the courthouse door In 2018, California implemented the California Values Act, which gave special protection to illegal aliens by mandating that California law enforcement agencies cannot cooperate with federal immigration authorities. Last week, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (“ICE”thumbed its nose at California and arrested two people in Sonoma County Superior Court. California has lots of reasons to hang onto its roughly 2.2 – 3.5 million illegal immigrants. They provide cheap, easily-exploited labor. They swell the state’s population, which matters for electors and congresspeople, as well as the distribution of certain federal funds. As illegal immigrants are fed into the system, they provide reliable (legal or illegal) Democrat votes. And they make Californians feel virtuous even as they allow corrupt Latin American states to continue exploiting their own citizens and destroying their economies by relying on remittances from people illegally in America.
Wow, a woman urinates alcohol.
Doctors Report The First Known Case of a Person Who Urinates Alcohol A woman in Pittsburgh has become the first documented case in a living person of an unusual medical condition where alcohol naturally brews in the bladder from the fermentation of yeast.
Has the U.S. military jumped the green shark? The Pentagon aims to bridge the divide between climate believers and deniers - U.S. military leaders have to plan for operations all over the world, so they can’t afford to ignore climate change or the debate its causes.
I’ve studied military and security issues for decades. Although President Trump has called climate change a hoax and worked to reverse the Obama administration’s climate initiatives, senior U.S. military officers have long been aware of warming’s detrimental effects. Military leaders believe climate change seriously threatens U.S. national security. They contend it is stirring up chaos and conflict abroad, endangering coastal bases, and stressing soldiers and equipment, which undermines military readiness. But rather than debating the causes of climate change or assigning blame, they focus on how warming undermines security, and on practical steps to slow its advance and minimize damage
BALTIMORE, MD- Fox5 affiliate WBFF reported that over half of the thirty-two candidates currently vying for the position of Baltimore Mayor have criminal records. Likely they’re trying to keep up with disgraced former mayor, 69-year old Catherine Pugh. Where to begin. Let’s start with Pugh. In November of last year, Pugh plead guilty to the federal charges of conspiracy to commit wire fraud, conspiracy to defraud the United States, and two counts of tax evasion, crimes which she had been committing from November 2011 through their discovery in March of 2019. Her sentencing is set for February 27.
Report: Michigan State University’s police seek to identify anonymous users from online Q&A with MSU president Last week, Michigan State University’s new president, Samuel L. Stanley Jr., sat for an online question-and-answer session hosted by MSU’s student government, the Associated Students of MSU. After anonymous comments during the event were condemned as racist, the ASMSU reportedly asked the MSU Police Department to seek out the IP addresses of the anonymous commenters, and a report by The State Press suggests that the university’s police are pursuing an investigation. Today, FIRE wrote to the MSU Police Department for answers about this troubling development. The Q&A took place on Feb. 18 through a third party website, Slido, through which students could submit questions and comments — and do so anonymously, as noted in media coverage ahead of the event.[The Ban HammerTMwas just overhauled, so please be aware!]
Is this the future for patients with Alzheimer's or dementia? A village for patients who suffer from these dreaded diseases.
This cozy little Canadian community may seem like an ordinary village on the outside—but in actuality, it is the country’s first village designed specifically to accommodate people living with dementia and Alzheimer’s disease. The British Columbia community, which is simply called The Village, hosts several dozen cottages, businesses, and shared living spaces for up to 78 patients.I'm not sure how they keep the predatory males away from the females.
Hosting the G20 economic summit in its capital city of Riyadh, Saudi Arabia has the opportunity to showcase for the world’s most powerful finance ministers the recent gains made for women in the kingdom’s economy. Once maligned for policies that kept women from driving or being hired in large numbers, the Saudis have secured some strong words of praise in recent weeks from the World Bank as well as U.S. presidential daughter and adviser Ivanka Trump. Part of the impetus for that praise evolves around Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman’s “Vision 2030” plan that pledges to diversify the kingdom’s economy beyond oil and gas and increase women’s participation in the workforce from 22 percent to 30 percent. Last month, the World Bank Annual Report on Women, Business and the Law (WBL) declared Saudi Arabia had generated the “biggest improvement” among 190 countries surveyed over the last three years .
Fighting chlorine bleach, Super-duper sperm making news in Indonesia.
The possibility of non-penetrative conception in swimming pools isn’t exactly a new rumour. The urban legend goes that unsuspecting girls can get knocked up via ejaculation in pools. As scary as that sounds, most people don’t actually take it seriously anymore. But apparently, one Indonesian government official still does. In an 8-minute video interview with Tribunnews.com posted on Saturday, February 22, Sitti Hikmawatty, a college professor who is also a commissioner in Indonesia’s Commission for the Protection of Indonesian Children (KPAI) claimed that indestructible sperm could impregnate women in swimming pools.
Titos Tsai is a contact juggler from Taiwan. Contact juggling involves moving balls and other objects around one's body without losing contact. Tsai is an absolute master of that craft. Watch him, seemingly without effort, move a huge sword around his body while gracefully dancing. He doesn't drop the sword or cut himself with it even once. Via neatorama
20+ Secrets Airport Workers Don’t Tell Ordinary Passengers About
Born on this day:25 Feb 1943
George Harrison guitarist and vocalist with The Beatles The all-time bestselling album in the UK is The Beatles’ 'Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band', with over 4.5 million copies sold. Harrison wrote the 1969 US No.1 & UK No.4 Beatles single ’Something’. As a solo artist he had the 1971 US No.1 album 'All Things Must Pass' and the 1970 worldwide No.1 single ‘My Sweet Lord’. He was also a member of the Traveling Wilburys with Tom Petty and Bob Dylan. Harrison died of cancer on November 29th 2001. via thisdayinmusic.com
What makes a good mask? Don't ask our Genius Award Winner.
A bank robber was jailed for four and a half years today after he was forced to reveal his identity when he failed to cut eye holes in his makeshift mask. Matthew Davies donned a pillow case to carry out the armed raid on a branch of the Bank of Scotland but found the disguise hindered his sight.
Rob Osman and his efforts are Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Man Starts A Dog-Walking Group For Other Men Who Need Someone To Talk To Although the stigma seems to be lessening, many men suffering from depression never speak up. Most of us feel the need to bottle everything up and “soldier through” tough times, but everyone needs someone to talk to, even the toughest of us. That’s why Rob Osman started Dudes & Dogs.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Nostalgia.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. The hamsters are debating.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (HuH1F)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (FXKw3)
Posted by: wing at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (JFzNN)
On the road eh MH? Good thing Motel 6 has free wi-fi. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (QHxmP)
I was just about to start reading comments on the debate thread.
Saved by the ONT.
And a nice pic up top, too.
Howdy.
Posted by: mindful webworker
It just doesn't work that way
at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (Isn+8)
weleftthelightonforyou
wifi password at Clown Motel:
theresadeadhookerinyourmattress
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (gSgAd)
I had a job interview tonight with a college in Alabama. Don't know if anything will come of it, but they seemed to like me alright.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (iS/NP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (3H9h1)
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Did they throw beads at you?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jmel at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (CTN7u)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
No kidding? Me too! Got it at EPCOT of all places.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
he British Columbia community, which is simply called The Village, hosts several dozen cottages, businesses, and shared living spaces for up to 78 patients.
Be seeing you!
Posted by: Number Six at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (KZzsI)
It could have also just been a test-bed for a novel configuration.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:07 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 10:07 PM (qu1px)
If we secretly swapped out those Democrat candidates with homeless people living in tents, let them stay in the five star hotels the Demos are staying in, and get them freshly tailored clothes, the depth and breath of answers would markedly improve.
Chosen at random.
Sweet Heyzoos, my head still hurts after watching that embarrassment.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Katie Hill at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)
Where's the disinfectant station?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (pNxlR)
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (7ZQe3)
No...military leaders were told to believe climate change was serious by an extremely unserious administration.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (JCrfD)
Oh, good grief. Has this idiot ever seen the kind of people who work in fast food? They aren't firing enough of them. If you go to McD's and order a salad and a choice of dressing, most of the time, either they give you the wrong salad or the wrong dressing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Pray for our President and valiant warriors. So nice that the visit to India has concluded and our leader is winging his way home.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (KZzsI)
There's a Bitter sort of Clinging from the moron in the hall
And he yells in the steeple too
And out on the cruise ship a NeverTrumpy turd
Is popping out to say, "Cuck-oo"
Cuck-oo, cuck-oo
Captain Kristol tell us cuck-oo, cuck-oo
But Lenten Fast compels me
To say, "Goodbye", to you
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night
I hate to leave the comments, on this funny site
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you
So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen
I'd like to stay and bug the Horde agayn
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
When Lenten fast is over I'll return to again say "Hi", to say Hi
I'm sad to go, I cannot tell a lie
I'll piss, I moan, Discreetly lurk, I'll try
Fat Tues has gone again and so must I
So long, Horde friends, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (VaHTk)
people who work in fast food? They aren't firing enough of them. If you
go to McD's and order a salad and a choice of dressing, most of the
time, either they give you the wrong salad or the wrong dressing.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Luxury!!! I usually get a box of broken glass.
Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (T6t7i)
No...military leaders were told to believe climate change was serious by an extremely unserious administration.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
If they wanted to remain and advance.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (CTN7u)
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (UvJJq)
And you can bet the Obama administration did everything they could to get rid of skeptics and jam the Pentagon with idiots.
Well, more idiots
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (7ZQe3)
Protip: Do NOT hit an entire roll of caps with a hammer.
Posted by: Katie Hill
Use a sledge hammer and you can do five rolls.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (aKsyK)
So long, Horde friends, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (VaHTk)
Dude...repentance is one thing, self-flagellation is another. But, hopefully you will find yourself at greater peace.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
Welcome to adulthood.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (Xr3y2)
So long, Horde friends, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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See you in 40 days. You are in my prayers.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)
Name one conflict caused by climate change.
I'll wait.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (JCrfD)
Wow - the 'debate' was painful.
Top most painful moment: Bloomberg trying to joke about his performance last debate.
I have noticed that Biden is incapably of forming a sentence, or something like one, without using the phrases "Oh, and guess what", and "that fact of the matter is".
Winner of the debate: Klobuchar. I'm feeling the Klomentum wash over me.
Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (+ZLGa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:13 PM (CTN7u)
The coronovirus thing reminds me (and I'm sure a lot of others) of "The Stand."
I know in the mini-series version (and maybe the book) the US military took the virus to other countries in a sort of "If we're going to die, so are they" move.
Now, big outbreak in China. Suddenly there are cases in Korea, Italy and Iran.
Does someone in China owe Stephen King some royalties?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2020 10:13 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (KP5rU)
Memory loss is a symptom of excessive marijuana use. Maybe you didn't actually quit and just can't remember.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (iS/NP)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (qu1px)
Bad. I mean, it's almost as bad. Not as good. It would be irresponsible to say it was good.
Hint: make sure it's the cheap kind of caps that are just in paper. The pricier kind with a foil strip don't cook off nearly as well.
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (m7tTY)
Now, big outbreak in China. Suddenly there are cases in Korea, Italy and Iran.
It's the f***ing pangolins. They're EVERYWHERE!!!!
Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (NWiLs)
Bernie said tonight that coronavirus was caused by global warming.
That's why it started in mid-winter.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (I2/tG)
Try being a radio or television broadcaster in 80s, genius. I was fired THREE times. No, make it FOUR.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:15 PM (CTN7u)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:15 PM (NWiLs)
They had a guitar in a rocking chair when his voice was in the song
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (kz2HU)
Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (fgkVZ)
On the plus side, your blood pressure should plummet a hundred points by staying off social media!
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (UvJJq)
You laugh it it, but it makes you feel like you're going to hell for doing it.
Good Lord. Are these people really the Best and Brightest the Dems have to offer, or have the real candidates decided that Trump is unbeatable and decided to sit this one out?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (lbYzk)
All together now: WITHOUT EVIDENCE
I think it was caused by elvish sorcery.
Both are equally plausible.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (KP5rU)
The greenies are claiming that the Syrian Civil War was caused by global warming.
The genocidal Assad clan had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
You laugh it it, but it makes you feel like you're going to hell for doing it.
That is fiendishly spot on.
Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (CTN7u)
If all you do is lecture others over their wrong, never admit or even allow for the possibility that you're wrong or sin... that's not faith. That's arrogance and possibly even insanity.
Remember Obama's definition of sin? "Being out of alignment with my values." You cannot be a sinner if you define it by your own beliefs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (Xr3y2)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (LxTcq)
hosts several dozen cottages, businesses, and shared living spaces for
up to 78 patients.
I'm not sure how they keep the predatory males away from the females.
Rover.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:18 PM (KP5rU)
Yeah, no. Next.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:18 PM (JCrfD)
Sis flew in from out of state. She told my daughter how she wiped down her area, tray, all that.
Daughter replied, yeah, her ballet teacher had just flown in, too. Teacher told how, on the plane, she had wiped down her whole area, then turned to the man next to her and offered him the wipes. He declined. She put her mouth into the crook of her elbow and coughed twice, gently. *ahem ahem* Are you sure? He took the wipes.
Sis may have been a tad miffed that Daughter topped her story.
Posted by: mindful webworker
It just doesn't work that way
at February 25, 2020 10:18 PM (Isn+8)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 10:18 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (CTN7u)
ON twitter:
H. L. Chiselfritz@RotNScoundrel
#DemDebate #democraticdebates
If these people are the cream that rose to the top then the cow who gave that milk should be euthanized.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (KZzsI)
The grill's heated up. How many minutes per side do you all recommend? Three? One? Negative 5?
If it helps: it's a NY strip, just over a half-inch thick.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:15 PM (NWiLs)
You should see them after they've been roasted.
Posted by: said no one from Wuhan at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (377Zs)
So long, Horde friends, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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See you in 40 days. You are in my prayers.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)
*********
You're giving us up for Lent?
Posted by: redridinghood at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (2bnkh)
Posted by: mindful webworker
It just doesn't work that way
at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (Isn+8)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (BsCoj)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (gSgAd)
Much like Tim Tebow destroyed Florida football, TFG destroyed the Democratic party.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
Insom, whatever are you talking about?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (BiNEL)
Does she have a flat head?
Posted by: deplorable unperson
Owns a bar?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (Xr3y2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:14 PM (T6t7i)
Pangolin walking:
https://youtu.be/B95NdS77fZM
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:21 PM (6rS3m)
social media and regrettably stay out of the comment section here (hold
the applause, please).
Looking forward to your triumphant return.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (xkSJa)
Sleep well!
3a.m. comes way too fast. I'm going to regret staying up for that debate.
Party on, all.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (kz2HU)
Gandalf: The Shadow rises in the East. Dark armies are massing. The Nazgul have been unleashed. The Eye of Sauron is open...
Bernie Sanders: And you know what that Eye did as soon as it opened? Implemented a literacy plan. There's a lot we could learn from Mordor.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Oh my. Prayers of course for both of them.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (Y4EXg)
400
Does anyone remember Connie Talbot ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmtP8X4ZErs
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (QHxmP)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (lbYzk)
I've been watching NY Gov Cuomo for the last year to gauge Trump's chances. If the Dems thought they could win, Cuomo and/or some other semi-plausible candidate would be running.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (XzVUd)
It's an album that came out in 1982, and back then, the title meant something different than it does now...
"Trans."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (KP5rU)
Oh, nothing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
Sure, you put them in your cap gun and squeeze that trigger (til it or the hammer breaks) - pop! pop! pop! pop!
Then you realize you can just hit the caps with a rock. Line up several at once. pop!pop!pop!pop! pop!pop!pop!pop!
Finally, you're hard core addicted. Setting whole rolls on fire at once. ppopowpopowpppopopowppop!!!
A doomed generation.
Posted by: mindful webworker
It just doesn't work that way
at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (Isn+8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Usually pay extra for that.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars!
But you're paying yourself. So don't beat yourself up about the cost.
Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (P1f+c)
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That's the thing - they don't have any "real" candidates right now. They might be able to get some of their current crop of governors into the race in 2024. But Obama and Clinton did their level best to get rid of any possible threats.
One of the things that got commented on a lot in 2016 was that the Dems didn't really have any young up-and-comers.
Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (/sKj3)
Ill wait. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (JCrfD)
I just want them to tell me the correct number of hurricanes, floods, fires, droughts are baseline normal. They act like global warming will solve all climate problems when those have existed long before our puny selves showed up.
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (UvJJq)
But that doesn't help in London I admit...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sse7sqb
She is a forensic pathologist who was personally raped, and her testimony was apparently pretty key. She's in the hospital with broken bones after being struck by a car, crossing a NYC street.
Just an accident though, I'm sure.
Sure.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2020 10:24 PM (LxTcq)
now to start the jasmine rice and crack open an Abita Mardi Gras Bock beer.
Laissez les bons temps rouler!
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 10:24 PM (TN0dW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mayo Pete at February 25, 2020 10:24 PM (2bnkh)
Does she have a flat head?
Posted by: deplorable unperson
Owns a bar?
Posted by: rickb223
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If she's mute. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:25 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: irright at February 25, 2020 10:25 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:25 PM (UvJJq)
Hmmm. The dancers in the "What is Life" video were members of the San Francisco Ballet and the filming locations were the grounds of The Presidio.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hillary at February 25, 2020 10:25 PM (JcXHH)
The green sword of destiny caused the corona virus. It was that bratty girl running across the bamboo.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper.
Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:25 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
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No free coffee?!?!? Not going to London, but that would not be the kind of place for me!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (UUBmN)
Wait, who's the sick fuck blowing his load in the public pool and why?
Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (XzVUd)
The grill's heated up. How many minutes per side do you all recommend? Three? One? Negative 5?
If it helps: it's a NY strip, just over a half-inch thick.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
That is a thin steak. I think by the time you are done searing it on both sides (about 2.5 minutes per side, assuming your grill gets hot enough), it will be done. Then all you will have to do it take it off, cover it with aluminum foil, and let it rest for five minutes. Unless you like it done to the consistency of shoe leather, in which case leave it on indirect heat (i.e. not over an open flame) for another minute or so before taking it off and resting it.
Posted by: HTL at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (J50A0)
She looks like she could be 13 or 23, depending. Clearly a professional dancer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (KZzsI)
Or a MAGA hat.
Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (Zo1XC)
Is she from NY?
Because if she was from out of town, it might be an accident. Might.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (2bnkh)
Posted by: A Millennial at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (BsCoj)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (d6Ksn)
Wait, who's the sick fuck blowing his load in the public pool and why?
Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 10:26 PM (ATCV4)
It was a sexual emergency.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (NWiLs)
Harvey Weinstein calls it ficusing the water.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Fritz
Yup, that would be wrong. Very, very wrong.
**sideways eyes**
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)
That's more like a NY sheet. Throw it back and wait for a bigger one.
Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (Zo1XC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: morigu at February 25, 2020 10:28 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:28 PM (2bnkh)
Girl in video: Emma Rubinowitz
Guy in video: Esteban Hernandez
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6498712/fullcredits
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:28 PM (pNxlR)
It was a "Miss America' contest question, except none of the Dem candidates would look good in a swimsuit.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 25, 2020 10:29 PM (d6Ksn)
traveling the other night, don't travel because of dog. Anyway, I was
looking at cheap hotels in London. There was one that seemed to be
around $70. It was tiny and efficient, with no free coffee. Anyone going
to London should look up Point A Hotel.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
we used to get them with no freaking bathroom!. I don't know if they still have those but I think some of the really old hotels still have that "feature".
I say put the dog with a friend or sitter and just do it. If you really want to go somewhere, there are always reasons not to. Those reasons can be good ones at times but they will always be there. My point is if it is something you really want to do, better to just do it.
Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 10:29 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Instapundit also has a link to an LA Times article that mentions that in China, an awful lot of healthcare workers are dying due to a combination of infection and fatigue. Those of you in healthcare, stay safe if this thing hops the ocean in strength.
Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:29 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: Mayo Pete at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (2bnkh)
143 What the hell is that bottom pic?
Posted by: A Millennial at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (CDGwz)
A fossilized piece of bread that had been chewed into the shape of a gun.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (axyOa)
Just a couple of weeks ago, weren't these clowns yelling at everyone to go to Chinese New Year?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DonnaV at February 25, 2020 10:29 PM (d6Ksn)
Biden didn't use a swimsuit, especially when swimming in front of the female SS agents.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (V2Yro)
Nowadays the cops will swarm in you and gun you down.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:30 PM (NWiLs)
I'm out ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (pNxlR)
You can't listen to me...Beef is so damn cheap up here.
I am sure the syeaks I get here for $7 would cost me $25+ in NY.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (2bnkh)
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How many cases there?
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (UUBmN)
Ill wait. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
All of them. Climate Change is all about transferring power and money and nothing else. Just like every war ever fought.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Huma! Get my Pantsuit out of the closet!
Hic.
Posted by: Hillary at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
We've had hurricane data for the US mainland since the 1850's. There has been no change in either the number of or severity of hurricanes over that period.
Hurricanes do more damage now, because the coasts are more developed - a hurricane hitting Florida in 1910 would have done little damage.
Two major hurricanes hit New England within a ten-day period in 1954. If that happened today, this would be cited as proof-positive of global warming.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (I2/tG)
Usually pay extra for that.
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$20, same as in town
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (NiFkv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)
It was a "Miss America' contest question, except none of the Dem candidates would look good in a swimsuit.
Posted by: DonnaV at February 25, 2020 10:29 PM (d6Ksn)
The end of that debate was embarrassing. Someone was hell bent on that motto question and they would not let it go. The candidates didn't like it and thought it was dumb imo. Some committee came up with that one I bet.
No way would they ask that to a Repub. That would be time taken away from antagonizing him.
Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:32 PM (V2Yro)
Don't let Chuck Norris in your swimming pools. Problem solved.
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at February 25, 2020 10:32 PM (3Nn2y)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:33 PM (KZzsI)
Forget about all of that I want them to say outright that atmospheric concentrations of CO2 are the main drivers of climate.
Then explain how a gas that makes up 0.04 pct of the atmosphere of which man contributes about less than 2 thousandths of that 0.04 number is what puts over the edge?
It's all a complete scam and marxist bullshit to attain power and control.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2020 10:33 PM (syrZF)
I can get a half a cow for about $350. A really good cow. Probably pick it myself if I wanted to.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:33 PM (2bnkh)
Don't let Chuck Norris in your swimming pools. Problem solved.
Like Chuck Norris needs sperm to get someone pregnant.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:33 PM (JCrfD)
And not something slightly bigger. Like, say...
The Fucking SUN!
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (2bnkh)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:33 PM (2bnkh)
off the cow tree?
Mmmmm. Where is the pig orchard?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (CTN7u)
"Hey, i'll tell you what:
you can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?"
--Tommy Boy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (2bnkh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo"
That's oddly specific, are further details in your newsletter?
Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (fgkVZ)
Like Bitter Clinger, I'll be stepping away for Lent. You can take that as a compliment: if being a member of the Horde wasn't important to me (as I have no other social life whatsoever) the sacrifice wouldn't be worth making.
See you on the other side. God bless.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (JCrfD)
What NBC and MSN are really suggesting is that they SHOULD face a backlash - not that they are.
They're essentially reporting that Trump critics (meaning them) are upset about their wearing the hat which = get this - "represents to many hate and racism"
So, to be clear, NBC thinks the USA Hockey team from 1980 that beat the Soviets are "haters and racists" - you can't make up the shear insanity of the media - its impossible.
Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (+lVUW)
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Three cases so far. None of them are residents. Two of them were apparently flown in for treatment after having been diagnosed elsewhere.
So in theory, no reason to call an emergency yet.
Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (CTN7u)
you can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?"
--Tommy Boy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (KZzsI)
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Holy snikies!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (WFcrO)
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"lifeguard" Joe Biden, after a few strokes of the old leg hairs...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (NiFkv)
And no I don't like shoeleather. I like tender steak. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)
I should add that while you are grilling/searing, watch out for flare ups. Hot spots or fat dripping in the wrong place can burn your instead of searing it. If that happens, just move the steak away from the flames and keep cooking for the remaining time. Some people keep a small spray bottle of water handy to put out the flames on these occasions as well.
Posted by: HTL at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (J50A0)
My GF got it hard and gave it to me, but she has been down for two days.
She is out tomorrow I am taking her to the clinic.
As far as I go, I am irritated because it means I can't visit my dad.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (6rS3m)
One last thing ...
Emma Rubinowitz creates videos herself. Here's one for "You Don't Own Me" --
https://youtu.be/zw4AQb4Anew
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:36 PM (pNxlR)
and now they write articles saying "Oh, the Military has Believed in Climate Change for Years!!!" Yeah, right, 12 years exactly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:37 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: turambar at February 25, 2020 10:37 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (UUBmN)
No idea. Supposedly a text exchange between the CDC director (who happened to be Rosenstein traitor sister) and a friend, she admits there is over a thousand cases in US and it is going to be bad. Tells them to get a mask and be prepared.
Wish I had the link.
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (UvJJq)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo"
Whoa.
Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
And we have the first true hanging curveball of spring training.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (JCrfD)
I said, "He's a fairy, I do suppose
Flyin' through the air in pantyhose
He may be very sexy or even cute
But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit"
I said, "You need a man who's got finesse
And his whole name across his chest
He may be able to fly all through the night
But can he rock a party 'til the early light?
He can't satisfy you with his little worm
But I can bust you out with my super sperm!"
Posted by: Sugar Hill Gang! at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (kL4TC)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:39 PM (2bnkh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:39 PM (KP5rU)
fortunate the US is to have Joe Biden as a politician ?? Why he's
singlehandedly fixed almost every problem in the US and indeed in most
of the entire world in the last 47 years. And is still going to continue
doing so !! The mind boggles .No mattter what is is he was there and
already did it twenty years ago. And with people who died years before
that. Next he's going to cure cancer , alzheimers, ebola , coronavirus
and lupus. And sooner than you thought possible.
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at February 25, 2020 10:39 PM (+bKWx)
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Good Lord. Are these people really the Best and Brightest the Dems have to offer
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Sadly, they only need to be "bester and brightester" than dem voters. This is inherent in anything observed demonstrating Brownian motion.
Posted by: irright at February 25, 2020 10:39 PM (RVcmP)
director (who happened to be Rosenstein traitor sister) and a friend,
she admits there is over a thousand cases in US and it is going to be
bad. Tells them to get a mask and be prepared.
Wish I had the link.
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (UvJJq)
Why do I suspect she is not an epidemiologist, just a bureaucrat with connections?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:39 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM
My God, Jim! They're dropping like flies!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (QHxmP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (KZzsI)
So, to be clear, NBC thinks the USA Hockey team from 1980 that beat the Soviets are "haters and racists" - you can't make up the shear insanity of the media - its impossible.
Posted by: Boswell
But criticizing them is unconstitutional!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:39 PM (2bnkh)
I'm going to guess you didn't like the Pig Orchard comment very much
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:31 PM (UUBmN)
No idea. Supposedly a text exchange between the CDC director (who happened to be Rosenstein traitor sister) and a friend, she admits there is over a thousand cases in US and it is going to be bad. Tells them to get a mask and be prepared.
Wish I had the link.
Posted by: LizLem
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I don't get the panic...I've heard over 10,000 have died from flu this season and pretty much every season. Plus there are the millions who get it and recover...
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (UUBmN)
I am so fucking glad that I was a boy back when being a boy was the fucking coolest thing ever.
We also played tackle football with no pads or helmets, and baseball games that basically lasted most of the spring, before first bell, lunchtime, and sometimes after school. I think the final score was 912 to 806. We even played a couple of innings while a carpet store was burning down across the street. Not even kidding.
Me and Missus Mahon did our best to raise our sons old school. turns out we were the cool parents.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:41 PM (UvJJq)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:41 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2020 10:41 PM (syrZF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:41 PM (KZzsI)
unshaven, unwashed, caronavirus infected chinese hooker, while she's
eating gas station sushi, than vote for bloomberg."
Is she hot?
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:42 PM (CTN7u)
Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 10:42 PM (Ed8Zd)
If there were a thousand cases in the US, we'd know.
What is the CDC doing, threatening to imprison any health care worker who talks about all these alleged coronavirus cases?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 10:42 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)
You were very fortunate, and your boys are too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:42 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Armadillo at February 25, 2020 10:43 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
This is crap. Even she would not put that in a text.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:43 PM (JCrfD)
This is a fantastic stock market buying opportunity. Will some people die from it in the US? Of course they will, but no more than die in the average flu season every year. Nothing indicates that transmission rates are any higher than for any other type of flu. This is Y2K all over again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:43 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:43 PM (KZzsI)
Scroll up, apparently she's a ballet dancer that was in SF at the time of filming.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (6rS3m)
You'll know it when you smell it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 25, 2020 10:44 PM (aS1PU)
We don't know. And that means, we should have prudent precautions. We're still way too trusting on the air travel front.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:44 PM (JCrfD)
I know this will work out for them just as badlyy as all of the dem schemes to take down Trump.
Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 10:45 PM (Ed8Zd)
least) for the containment effort. I'm not quite sure why we need to
spend anything over a token amount at this time.
I assume a fair amount is for 1) stockpiling supplies like face masks, and 2) planning for how to handle a pandemic. You don't wait for the pandemic to hit to start your planning.
Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:45 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:45 PM (Qf83p)
What if BC changes while on hiatus? What if he came back and he was no longer Bitter? He might be, like, Sweet Clinger. Or maybe he'll come back as Corporal Clinger. I'm just trying to say, BC, how will we know you?
Posted by: mindful webworker
It just doesn't work that way
at February 25, 2020 10:45 PM (Isn+8)
Name one conflict caused by climate change.
I'll wait.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (JCrfD)
What causes strife is not "climate change", which, as far as can be determined, is only weather, but the idiot steps being taken by some governments to "combat" it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 10:45 PM (kL4TC)
Posted by: Insomniac
They showed a picture of one on the TV, and I said "oh, that's a Pangolin" and my wife said "How in the hell would you know that?"
and I just said "well you have to know these things when you're King."
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:46 PM (V2Yro)
https://tinyurl.com/s38lkm8
The article mentions instances of healthcare people working ten or even more straight days due to the Coronavirus, going to sleep, and not waking up.
A lot of the infection problems appear to have occurred because the healthcare workers were trying to deal with the outbreak before they had proper equipment.
Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:46 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: Fritz
Yup, that would be wrong. Very, very wrong.
**sideways eyes**
Posted by: Joe Biden
Yeah, well, after having your leg hairs stroked by black kids, things happen. Right?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:46 PM (+lVUW)
Military leaders believe climate change seriously threatens U.S. national security.
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I'm - losing my command!
*dramatic music*
Posted by: James T. Kirk at February 25, 2020 10:47 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2020 10:47 PM (7ZQe3)
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Rode bicycles without helmets, engaged in mud clod fights, etc., etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 10:47 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:33 PM (2bnkh)
off the cow tree?
Mmmmm. Where is the pig orchard?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (6rS3m)
Not a joke: my hillbilly aunt from Kentucky thought beef came from one side of the animal and pork came from the other side. This is the same woman who re-glued a tooth that broke off her denture with super glue.....crooked!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 10:47 PM (Vy7tf)
Found it here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Is_Life
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:47 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2020 10:35 PM (7rVsF)
Good on you, Hadrian.
My Lenten sacrifice is booze. This is gonna hurt. I like booze. And I work in an office that currently contains a fridge full of beer.
Immona need the HQ to keep me sane.
Another good thing is I am apparently now addicted to beating the shit out of my Everlast heavy bag. Six evenings in a row, so far.
Anyhoo. See you in 40 days, Hadrian.
Happy Jesus, Horde!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Our worst storm this winter, supposedly 6-12 in has kind of fizzled. Thank God. They are now calling for 1-3 in Northern Illinois. It's been a pretty mild winter here, thank God for global warming, LOL.
Posted by: Farmer at February 25, 2020 10:47 PM (NeGb9)
Posted by: LASue
I don't think it's a scheme so much as a target of opportunity, which will fail like everything else.
If there's a scheme it's the Chicoms engineering a virus. Which seems to be hurting China and Iran the most which is ok.
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:48 PM (Qf83p)
least) for the containment effort. I'm not quite sure why we need to
spend anything over a token amount at this time.
Obama off-shored ALL medical supply production to CHI-na.
Fucker.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:48 PM (CTN7u)
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:49 PM (Qf83p)
Heh. I got that same text from "Scott" about 3 weeks ago. My response:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oh shit. You're serious...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2020 10:49 PM (eXA4G)
1) the media will Katrina it, and blame him
2) people will freak out and want big daddy government to come in and fix it all with huge spending and that means the Democrat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:49 PM (KZzsI)
When last I checked, THE CONGRESS appropriates money.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:49 PM (JCrfD)
supplies like face masks, and 2) planning for how to handle a pandemic.
You don't wait for the pandemic to hit to start your planning.
Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:45 PM (T6t7i)
If CDC doesn't have five plans already, and one for Zombies, then we have been pissing money away for decades.
What needs to be done is to determine what order resources need to be marshaled for each scenario. Running around panicking is not one of the options and that idiot head of agency should be sent to Kiska to get the opinion of seagulls
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:49 PM (6rS3m)
I read recently that penecillin was off-shored during Dubya's time. And Clenis started it.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:50 PM (XzVUd)
Trump made a budget PROPOSAL which included cutting some of the CDC's budget. It never actually happened yet. And yet, this thing that never happened and had nothing to do with the Corona Virus in any way even if it had happened is still responsible for ALL of the Deaths in China. Of Course.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:50 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 10:50 PM (QHxmP)
Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 10:50 PM (fgkVZ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:18 PM (JCrfD)
Like all conflicts in the Middle East, cause #1 is islam.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 10:50 PM (kL4TC)
---------------
Depending on if this thing turns out badly or not, there might not be enough supplies to stockpile. I read an article the other day that talked about how the company 3M - which makes masks that will protect against the virus - has massively ramped up production to fill the need. They've expanded shifts on their existing production lines, and have started new short-term production lines. All this because as things currently stand, there simply aren't enough masks for the projected demand.
Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:51 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:51 PM (CTN7u)
This is a fantastic stock market buying opportunity. Will some people die from it in the US? Of course they will, but no more than die in the average flu season every year. Nothing indicates that transmission rates are any higher than for any other type of flu. This is Y2K all over again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:43 PM (V2Yro)
It sure is, I had one on my watch list hit a target price today and I pulled the trigger. Now if Disney would just drop a bit more on this Iger news...
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 10:51 PM (Wm5SB)
Well it felt like 10 feet at age 9 riding the banana seat with the chopper handlebars
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:51 PM (KZzsI)
supplies like face masks...
Posted by: pep at February 25, 2020 10:45 PM
This was actually quietly done a few weeks ago. There is a world-wide shortage, though.
Posted by: Bert G at February 25, 2020 10:51 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls
Is Iger out?
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (Qf83p)
Name one conflict caused by climate change.
They're all caused by changing a climate of love to a climate of hate, man!
Posted by: Rainbow Smith at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (aKsyK)
We've been too busy investigating "gun violence" and Islamaphobia to worry about infectious diseases.
Posted by: The Obama CDC! at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (BsCoj)
LOL. So did I. It used Greenie Stick-um caps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (kL4TC)
I saw them open for Toad The Wet Sprocket at Lilith Faire
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (KP5rU)
--
"Military leaders believe climate change seriously threatens U.S. national security."
--------------------
It is my belief that not even one does. What they do believe is that not treating it as if it were serious will threaten the security of their careers.
Posted by: irright at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (RVcmP)
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And possibly South Korea, which is apparently starting to have problems from it.
Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Where I lived most people had a shotgun and a rifle leaning against the wall in the corner of the coat closet, with boxes of shells next to the hats on the shelf .
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (+lVUW)
coronavirus on Tuesday, despite having no cases, as U.S. officials urged
Americans to prepare for the spread of infections within their
communities.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:53 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Word.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:53 PM (Y4EXg)
https://tinyurl.com/wguaffo
https://tinyurl.com/waczwrb
https://tinyurl.com/utela42
https://tinyurl.com/qutt86e
https://tinyurl.com/rxc7l47
Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2020 10:53 PM (qAR6u)
You were very fortunate, and your boys are too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 10:42 PM (NWiLs)
Gracias. I rail against the helicopter parent thing. And my boys are grown men now, so this is not a new phenomenon. but, they went to a charter school, where they actually learned things.
Funny part is that most of their friends' parents were at least a decade older than me and the Missus. (Boomers).
I could write an essay about this. And jumping on the wagon for 40 days and 40 nights, it could happen.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:54 PM (CTN7u)
Which is why I don't believe that story. Would YOU send out info like that in an email?
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 25, 2020 10:55 PM (m7tTY)
Wasn't that a Freddy Fender song?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:55 PM (KZzsI)
I can get a half a cow for about $350. A really good cow. Probably pick it myself if I wanted to.
Posted by: garrett
Now that brings back memories. My mom used to get a side of beef. That was why people had a big freezer. Then there were the parts of the beef she threw out, like the tongue and the kidneys.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
I had a Bat Masterson derringer belt gun.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2
LOL. So did I. It used Greenie Stick-um caps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And shootin' shells. You stick out your gut and the gun swings out and fires. I had one also.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 10:55 PM (aKsyK)
South Korea virus cases jump again, 1st US soldier infected
South Korea has almost 1,150 cases of the new coronavirus, the biggest outbreak outside mainland China.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:55 PM (JCrfD)
It was probably wishful thinking.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (XzVUd)
https://tinyurl.com/vzzwfp3
https://tinyurl.com/sl7epb4
https://tinyurl.com/vtfrwqe
https://tinyurl.com/raml7qt
https://tinyurl.com/rwgc8tz
Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls
Is Iger out?
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (Qf83p)
Yes
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (Wm5SB)
If there's a scheme it's the Chicoms engineering a virus. Which seems to be hurting China and Iran the most which is ok.
But compared to the threat to the ruling regime that came from the Hong Kong protests.... losing a few million dead to a plague spreading from Wuhan is nothing. You'll note that the HK protests have shut down completely.
I wouldn't put it past the ChiComs to have released it deliberately, just to shut down HK, regardless of the mayhem it caused everywhere else.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (eXA4G)
I'm pregnant!
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 25, 2020 10:49 PM (dOV9E)
Dude! No. You just ate too much pad Thai.
tomorrow you'll deliver a food-baby.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
Tongue is good, but you have to peel it. Otherwise it looks nasty.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Safe Schools Czar Jennings at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:57 PM (KZzsI)
I wouldn't put it past the ChiComs to have released it deliberately, just to shut down HK, regardless of the mayhem it caused everywhere else.
I'm somewhat confident it was being built as a weapon for that kind of situation, but got out by accident. Or a 12 Monkeys event.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM (Qf83p)
Yes
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls
Well slap me silly and call me "Pappy".
Mebbe Disney will stop being evil now. Too much to ask?
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:57 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:33 PM (2bnkh)
Front half, or back half?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 10:58 PM (kL4TC)
South Korea virus cases jump again, 1st US soldier infected
South Korea has almost 1,150 cases of the new coronavirus, the biggest outbreak outside mainland China.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:55 PM (JCrfD)
The South Korean cases are centered around a big church that had another church in... Wuhan! And somebody from the church was telling people not to report their symptoms for some dumb reason.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 10:58 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (6rS3m)
always avoided food that might be tasting me back.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 10:58 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (6rS3m)
the problem with eating tongue is it is hard to tell when you are done.
Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 10:58 PM (n13/j)
The belt gun?
https://thecabe.com/forum/attachments/20170323_132831-jpg.440188/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
That's it
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 10:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2020 10:58 PM (WdocV)
Even though I am past the age cut off and am no longer required to fast, on normal fast days I'm on bread and water.
It won't be going without food that will be difficult, it's the lack of coffee.
So if I'm pissy. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:59 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 25, 2020 10:59 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:00 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 10:58 PM (kL4TC)
the half with no meat.
Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 11:00 PM (n13/j)
So if I'm pissy. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:59 PM (Y4EXg)
* * * *
We'll understand!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2020 11:00 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Boswell
Yup, and half the voters in '16 voted for Trump, so half the voters in this country are haters and racists. I refuse to watch any of the news networks and the alphabet network news shows. They can all go f**k themselves. And Yea! for the hockey team.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 11:00 PM (+lVUW)
It would be much easier work if we waited until the spring thaw... Unless you mean the southern border -- ???
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:01 PM (QHxmP)
Well slap me silly and call me "Pappy".
Mebbe Disney will stop being evil now. Too much to ask?
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 10:57 PM (Qf83p)
Bob Chapek, who was head of their parks, takes over. I know zero about the guy. I just hope the announcement drops DIS to 120 or below.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 11:01 PM (Wm5SB)
"Isn't It a Pity?" (Galaxie 500 and Cowboy Junkies, resectively)
https://youtu.be/W_9o77JtNlM
https://youtu.be/nbun2G6FjLY
"Beware of Darkness" (Concrete Blonde)
https://youtu.be/RjZUYkWaySw
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:01 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:01 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 11:02 PM (Vy7tf)
I hadn't heard that. Based on the name, I'd assumed it was more a "cult" than a "church" ... makes sense.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 11:02 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Not necessarily. Most supermarkets operate full service butcher counters in addition to the pre-cut stuff that they put out in the packages. That means you can go up and ask you to cut them a steak to your desired thickness. Or two or three, if they offer BOGO deals or value-pack pricing. You can always wrap them in cling wrap individually at home and freeze the one(s) you aren't going to cook immediately.
In the case of a boneless NY strip, a steak 1.25" to 1.5" thick will be around 1 to 1.4 lbs. At least in my area, if you watch for sales, you can still get those for around $8 per lb. Ribeyes fall into the same general category.
That will be enough for my wife and I to split one for dinner, or if I am eating alone, it leave leftovers for steak and eggs or a steak sandwich the next day. Or I suppose you cut cut the individual steaks in half and only grill half and save the rest for the next night.
Anyway, not that much more expensive than what you just bought, at least per serving.
Posted by: HTL at February 25, 2020 11:03 PM (J50A0)
Posted by: Darrell Harri
They're desperate. Always factor that in.
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:04 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:04 PM (KZzsI)
--
The bottom pic is a cap gun! Every little boy had
one in the 50's and early 60's. the side slid up and you put your roll
of caps inside and then you could go BANG BANG BANG! as much as you
wanted, just like the Cowboys on TV!
Posted by: Tom Servo
Where I lived most people had a shotgun and a rifle leaning against
the wall in the corner of the coat closet, with boxes of shells next to
the hats on the shelf .
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 10:52 PM
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One does not preclude the other, indeed I had cap guns and then bb guns and 22's and shotguns etc., etc., all the while with guns ubiquitous in various corners.
Posted by: irright at February 25, 2020 11:04 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Trump is known as the guy saying we should be reducing our integration with China....
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2020 11:05 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:05 PM (Qf83p)
It won't be going without food that will be difficult, it's the lack of coffee.
So if I'm pissy. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 10:59 PM (Y4EXg)
although I was born and raised Catholic, I am not ready to do the full-on thing. Very lapsed. But I am very het up to abstain from booze.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:05 PM (x8Wzq)
2) people will freak out and want big daddy government to come in and fix it all with huge spending and that means the Democrat.
- - - -
3)Trump haters will go out of their way to contract it while resources to fight it dwindle, and a huge portion of that voting block dies off.
Posted by: Rex B at February 25, 2020 11:06 PM (xVAsG)
Yeah it feels like a stretch but they managed to pin the incompetence and corruption of the New Orleans and LA governments on Bush so...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:08 PM (Qf83p)
2) people will freak out and want big daddy government to come in and fix it all with huge spending and that means the Democrat.
I'm afraid of this, especially of 2.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 25, 2020 11:08 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 11:08 PM (+NdM9)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:08 PM (x8Wzq)
But Bush just lay back and thought of England ...
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 11:09 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:09 PM (Qf83p)
I'm sure they're delighted by the stock market downturn.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 25, 2020 11:09 PM (d6Ksn)
According to Dale Carnegie (How to Stop Worrying and Start Living) almost everything that worries you today will be resolved or forgotten in six months.
But six months from now is getting pretty close to the election. And the left will do everything it can to awful-ize every situation it can, prior to the election.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:10 PM (2bnkh)
The olde playe booke does not work.
It's a new paradigm.
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:10 PM (Qf83p)
But the Wuhan Flu has to become not just widespread but lethal for that to happen, it has to become a genuine death plague, not just a nasty cold.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:12 PM (QHxmP)
Works pretty well.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:08 PM (x8Wzq)
My twin brother and I used to hit cap gun rolls with a hammer. It's a very fond memory.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
Wrote one early-on, 20s I think. Then read content and commented again, just over #100 or so. Started reading content, another comment or two, and I'm a half-hour behind. I give up commenting and get caught up to.. fifteen minutes behind. Refresh and read, five minutes behind. Finally get caught up...
And I have (as is obvious) nothing to add, so...
Good night...
* wipes computer down with sanitizing wipes *
A♠❚❙❙❘❘❘
Posted by: mindful webworker
It just doesn't work that way
at February 25, 2020 11:13 PM (Isn+8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:10 PM (KZzsI)
I was at my friend's house and we were lighting off Black Cats. Apparently a cherry dropped off the punk because suddenly my entire box of fireworks went off. it was both spectacular and devastating.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:12 PM (QHxmP)
Used to scratch them with a fingernail to set them off. Got burned a couple of times. Quit doing it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 11:14 PM (ucP1F)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:14 PM (QHxmP)
Nice ONT, MisHum. Thank you. Be careful out there on the road.
Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:04 PM (KZzsI)
--Their double live album from the '90s is excellent.
Posted before, but WTH?
"Murder, Tonight, In the Trailer Park" (live):
https://youtu.be/JXGFH0_pK2E
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (oZuI0)
Ah...boyhood.
You could burn down half the town and people would just kinda shrug it off.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (2bnkh)
These guys ned to be on the short list for early release.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (UUBmN)
* Ye Olde Joke*
Blonde is at the Dr.'s office. Doctor says to her:
"Well, Ashley, the tests confirm it. You're pregnant."
To which Ashley does the classic "hair-flip" and replies in the classic Valley Girl lilt that only a True Blonde commands, saying:
"Oh? And just what makes you so sure it's MINE?!"
*thus endenth ye olde joke*
Those so inclined may insert a "Rimshot" at this particular juncture.
That is all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 10:56 PM (6rS3m)
always avoided food that might be tasting me back.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons
One time the side of beef included the brain. My brother suggested that we put it on the table and watch it think.
My mom was raised during the depression. I think she liked the fact that she could just throw out the organ parts.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (+lVUW)
You could burn down half the town and people would just kinda shrug it off.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:15 PM (2bnkh)
Remember bottle rocket fights?
I do.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:16 PM (x8Wzq)
They called them Snaps around here. All actual fun fireworks have been banned in Oregon so it was the bangiest you could get legally. :/
What's hilarious is that the cops just ignore all the skyrockets and mortars and M80s and stuff going off every 4th. The only time they get involved is if someone goes overboard, lights some place on fire, or someone gets a hand blown off or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 11:16 PM (KZzsI)
According to Dale Carnegie (How to Stop Worrying and Start Living) almost everything that worries you today will be resolved or forgotten in six months.
But six months from now is getting pretty close to the election. And the left will do everything it can to awful-ize every situation it can, prior to the election.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)
Hmmm. Six months, huh?
*reviews current list of worries*
I'm holding you to that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
2) people will freak out and want big daddy government to come in and fix it all with huge spending and that means the Democrat.
I'm afraid of this, especially of 2.
Posted by: DonnaV at February 25, 2020 11:08 PM (d6Ksn
agreed. Trump should a do what it takes to stop this. and B, combat this Trump blaming. You are right. A hell of a lot of Americans believe by default that the answer to everything is more government. The Dems showed this tonight. Even when they agreed with some things Trump did, they said they would have done it differently and with more government.
Where are the Repubs explaining to people that we don't want to be France where the federal government is the largest employer? Where is the push back in the schools, churches, and communities?
And Bush was bashed over Katrina but he DID win a second term. That is the thing. I would take a Trump second term over anything at this point. My point is it could be worse. I said this weeks ago and got a bit up pushback. For sure the left sees the Corona virus as an opportunity and it is a threat to Trump's presidency. It is not exactly a positive occurrence.
And again, just like I said weeks ago when I predicted the danger to the presidency. I am only talking about the political fallout. I am not making light of the human loss. We need to stop this thing now. But humans being humans, will try to make political hay out of this to feather their own nest.
Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 11:16 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:17 PM (x8Wzq)
We used to have Roman Candle Wars.
And I used to make grenades out of M-80s and Jumping Jacks for when I got pinned down.
And the hill behind my friends parents house used to have a lot more trees.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:18 PM (2bnkh)
Posted by: garrett
--------
Boys will be boys.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 11:18 PM (xSo9G)
Hmmm. Six months, huh?
*reviews current list of worries*
I'm holding you to that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
It has actually worked for me many times in the past.
Write down the things that worry you and put that list in a safe place.
In six months, read the list. It's pretty amazing.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:14 PM (QHxmP)
Silver fulminate and gravel. Lots of different brand names for them.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: irright
Yeah, we had cap guns and my oldest brother had a bb gun. And we did hit rolls of caps with a hammer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: irright at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM (RVcmP)
We used to have Roman Candle Wars.
And I used to make grenades out of M-80s and Jumping Jacks for when I got pinned down.
And the hill behind my friends parents house used to have a lot more trees.
=====
In my state, as a kid, we had Snaps and Snakes. Very dull childhood in that regard.
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 25, 2020 11:21 PM (tsnSk)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:14 PM (QHxmP)
----
Silver fulminate and gravel. Lots of different brand names for them.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM
Snap 'n Pops is what we called them.
Posted by: Bert G at February 25, 2020 11:21 PM (OMsf+)
We used to have Roman Candle Wars.
And I used to make grenades out of M-80s and Jumping Jacks for when I got pinned down.
And the hill behind my friends parents house used to have a lot more trees.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:18 PM (2bnkh)
roman candles make big sparks when you hit the projectile with a whiffleball bat. used to play baseball with them...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 11:21 PM (+NdM9)
Write down the things that worry you and put that list in a safe place.
In six months, read the list. It's pretty amazing.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Interesting. I may just try that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
Good times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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When a kid in our neighborhood got a Gilbert chemistry set for Christmas, a whole new world opened.
You could buy a pint jars of potassium nitrate, and sulphur down at the corner drugstore. Grind up some charcoal, and bingo. Jetex fuse.
Whole battalions of toy soldiers suffered in consequence of our boyish ordnance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 11:23 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Same. Living dangerously for us was hitting the entire roll at once with the hammer.
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 25, 2020 11:23 PM (tsnSk)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 11:23 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 11:23 PM (Qf83p)
They stick to you, too!
Stop Drop and Roll won't help you, either. best to wear 3-4 layers.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:23 PM (2bnkh)
Write down the things that worry you and put that list in a safe place.
In six months, read the list. It's pretty amazing.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Interesting. I may just try that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Considering the day I had today, I may just do the same. Thanks Ladyl.
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 25, 2020 11:24 PM (tsnSk)
Taped primed .38 special brass to the muzzle of the Crossman 760, primer right over the bore.
Didn't hurt the brass on the firing side, but the BB sure did ruin the primer pocket itself.
Made a hella effective noisemaker though!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2020 11:24 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: PabloD at February 25, 2020 11:25 PM (a0kj6)
roman candles make big sparks when you hit the projectile with a whiffleball bat. used to play baseball with them...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 11:21 PM (+NdM9)
yes, but could you pretend to go camping with a virtual reality head set?
Posted by: Millennials at February 25, 2020 11:26 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM
Hah! I go ogled 'silver fulminate' and there they were!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:26 PM (QHxmP)
Good times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Found an old wooden case half full of fulminate mercury blasting caps in the barn as a teenager. Shot at them with a .22.
Mom was NOT happy.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 11:26 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:27 PM (oZuI0)
Interesting. I may just try that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Considering the day I had today, I may just do the same. Thanks Ladyl.
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 25, 2020 11:24 PM (tsnSk)
I tend to be an anxious person, and I have to resort to all sorts of coping techniques.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 11:28 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 11:28 PM (kFkpX)
Railroad detectives were on our doorstep the next day. I don't guess it ever crossed Terry's mind that someone might have needed to pee.
Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 11:29 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:30 PM (QHxmP)
Mom was NOT happy.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 11:26 PM
Should have done it in the laundry room.
https://youtu.be/mCK6DqbCJMQ
Posted by: Bert G at February 25, 2020 11:30 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:31 PM (KP5rU)
--
What were those things -- little bags of, I believe, crystalised pycric acid, that one threw on the pavements to detonate?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:14 PM (QHxmP)
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Silver fulminate and gravel. Lots of different brand names for them.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM
Snap 'n Pops is what we called them.
Posted by: Bert G at February 25, 2020 11:21 PM
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They make fun air rifle targets. Hang a pair of them from the crotch of a plastic army man with his helmet painted light blue, say "halp us Jon Carry!", then pop the nads off Mz. Heinz.
Posted by: irright at February 25, 2020 11:31 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:32 PM (IYHxL)
New Jersey law forbade any type of fireworks except snakes, sparklers, and caps. Why the hell they let us little kids have sparklers is beyond me. Those things are hot, hot, HOT!!!
My father worked for Cities Service on the Turnpike so he was friends with a lot of the State Troopers. The Staties would confiscate illegal fireworks coming up from Maryland, then share them with all their buddies.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at February 25, 2020 11:32 PM (VyyRe)
Today, we would be arrested on half a dozen charges.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 11:32 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: GEICO Pinocchio at February 25, 2020 11:32 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:33 PM (KP5rU)
Seen the way the Crazy Dutch have elevated the form into a yearly Blast Fest of truly neighborhood window crackin mayhem.....with various inflatable BALLS and some very large pipes!!
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 11:33 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:34 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Not allowed, I'm afraid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 11:34 PM (CDGwz)
Do these people not watch British television? Or is this one of those millennial things where everything that came before is ignorable?
Posted by: GWB at February 25, 2020 11:35 PM (LNiBi)
Just ignore Roy Orbison, huh? *smh*
Posted by: GWB at February 25, 2020 11:37 PM (LNiBi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:37 PM (KP5rU)
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Big Bang cannons.
I not only have my own childhood item
https://tinyurl.com/qwd3lgv
, I also have my dad's https://tinyurl.com/wbpp386
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 11:37 PM (CDGwz)
Salad Days, baby.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:38 PM (2bnkh)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 11:33 PM (kFkpX)
I built one with the 4-inch rolled paper core from a roll of carpet. It could launch an empty beer bottle about 50 yards. Or else the bottle would break in the barrel, and come out as shrapnel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 11:38 PM (ucP1F)
Just ignore Roy Orbison, huh? *smh*
Posted by: GWB
I guess I*ll just be over here with the chopped liver then, huh mate?
Posted by: Jeff Lynne at February 25, 2020 11:39 PM (tsnSk)
I wonder if Ben Had has considered splodey things...besides guns. Sort of a BYOFW party.
Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 11:39 PM (XxJt1)
I'm such a Lent cheat.
I'm the New England Patriots of Catholics.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:40 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 11:40 PM (XzVUd)
Could only really stand Petty (early Petty) and Roy.
The rest of them never really did anything for me. Individually or together.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:40 PM (2bnkh)
It's kinda sad because you can tell he really thought he was doing good. A true believer if you will.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:41 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:41 PM (QHxmP)
https://tinyurl.com/qwd3lgv
, I also have my dad's https://tinyurl.com/wbpp386
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 11:37 PM (CDGwz)
I have rather a lot of carbide on hand. Several barrels (the 15 gallon size) worth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 11:41 PM (ucP1F)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:41 PM (oZuI0)
dang I'm old...
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 11:42 PM (kFkpX)
Why the fuck not?
I am shit fucking tired of being beholden to the fucking fainting couch bishes.
Ooh!
Dont'cha Stop. The Cars. On my playlidt.
there just may be a possible double entendre going on here.
Not sure.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:42 PM (x8Wzq)
Could only really stand Petty (early Petty) and Roy.
The rest of them never really did anything for me. Individually or together.
Posted by: garrett
Probably not a lot of crossover between the Traveling Wilburys and Judas Priest.
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 25, 2020 11:42 PM (tsnSk)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:44 PM (IYHxL)
roman candles make big sparks when you hit the projectile with a whiffleball bat. used to play baseball with them...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 11:21 PM (+NdM9)
yes, but could you pretend to go camping with a virtual reality head set?
Posted by: Millennials at February 25, 2020 11:26 PM (n13/j)
Better, we went camping for real and could drink beer when we did it too...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 11:44 PM (+NdM9)
My tastes are varied and wide.
But, I know what I like and I don't like Dylan or Lynne.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:44 PM (2bnkh)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:44 PM (IYHxL)
--SSDD
Plotting my next move toward world domination.
But I'll settle for finishing my novel.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:45 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 11:47 PM (FFsBN)
Posted by: garrett at February
Don't care for Dylan either. But he was before my time. My older brother would have some ELO songs on his mixed 8 Track, so grew up with that.
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 25, 2020 11:47 PM (tsnSk)
Posted by: creeper
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I seem to remember tannerite was specifically excluded from any boom time at the TxMoMe.
Ben Had knows her audience if nothing else.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 11:48 PM (Y4EXg)
But, I know what I like and I don't like Dylan or Lynne.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:44 PM (2bnkh)
Jeff Lynne always sounded like he was trying like hell to sing like Lennon.
As for Tom Petty, he sounded like Dylan with actual talent.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Novel? Ambitious and good luck! I'm still trying to get off my lazy ass to write the childrens book my mom never did.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:49 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 11:50 PM (FFsBN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:50 PM (KP5rU)
I'm finding myself cheering on the black hole.
Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 11:51 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Well, Tom Petty was the next Bob Dylan . . .
https://youtu.be/sVQWbV6CwLA
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2020 11:52 PM (6rS3m)
zzzz
Posted by: Farmer at February 25, 2020 11:52 PM (NeGb9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:50 PM (KP5rU)
well, we did get rid of bieber, so there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 11:52 PM (ucP1F)
I know Petty and the Heartbreakers get kinda drawn into the Southern Family of Rock by way of Commiefornia...but those first 2 albums could alost be PRock.
Gotta love that stuff. It had Balls.
Unlike Last Dance and all that later crap.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:52 PM (2bnkh)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 11:20 PM
Snap 'n Pops is what we called them.
Posted by: Bert G
********
We called them Cracker Balls.
Posted by: Cosda at February 25, 2020 11:53 PM (XlVap)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:53 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:54 PM (2bnkh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:50 PM (KP5rU) \
K.
I still love Rush. And Triumph is pretty okay.
Oh. 3 Inches of Blood. Saw them live once. fookers tear shit up.
*head bangs, rips neck muscles, remembers - is old as fuck*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 25, 2020 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 11:51 PM
That's a morbid thought... What's wrong?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:55 PM (QHxmP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:55 PM (QHxmP)
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Nothing.
Just find stuff like this entertaining.
Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 11:56 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:57 PM (KP5rU)
Novel? Ambitious and good luck! I'm still trying to get off my lazy ass to write the childrens book my mom never did.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:49 PM (IYHxL)
--Yeah, kinda ambitious, until I see the output other 'rons and 'ettes crank out. Oh well, as long as I can create just on bon mot that some other Moron reads and thinks, "I wish I'd writtenn that."
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 11:57 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 25, 2020 11:58 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 11:58 PM (2bnkh)
The best Tongue is Dr. Tongue's Evil House of Wax.
Posted by: irright
3D House of Stewardesses
https://youtu.be/8SJY6w0HD50
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 11:58 PM (aKsyK)
Just find stuff like this entertaining.
Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 11:56 PM
That's good... We're living in historic times and I'm quite enjoying the ride, myself...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 11:58 PM (QHxmP)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 11:58 PM (+NdM9)
Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 11:59 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 11:50 PM (KP5rU)
well, we did get rid of bieber, so there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 11:52 PM (ucP1F)
--Did no one else see any of the Cowboy Junkies content above?
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:00 AM (oZuI0)
Eh don't feel too bad. I'm in my 30s - honest! - and still like to listen to violent rap music.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:00 AM (IYHxL)
No love for the Wheat Field Soul of The Guess Who?
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:01 AM (2bnkh)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:01 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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For miner's lamps, no doubt.
Actually, it was once the source for acetylene torches.
While you know, some among us will not know that it once was referred to as 'Miner's Lamp'.
I know of one explosion that resulted at the bulldozing of an old foundry. Cannister of carbide got shoved into a muddy pond, then was ignited by sparks from rocks being shoved around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 12:01 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:01 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: klaftern at February 26, 2020 12:02 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2020 12:02 AM (XxJt1)
I believe the Jews and the ChiComs have a similar phrase - may you live in interesting times. I believe we're all still trying to figure out if that was curse or a blessing.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:03 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Farmer at February 26, 2020 12:03 AM (NeGb9)
I believe the Jews and the ChiComs have a similar phrase - may you live in interesting times. I believe we're all still trying to figure out if that was curse or a blessing.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:03 AM (IYHxL)
--For the Chinese, curse.
"Temporary Disorder," and all that.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:04 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:04 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: creeper
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I seem to remember tannerite was specifically excluded from any boom time at the TxMoMe.
Ben Had knows her audience if nothing else.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 11:48 PM (Y4EXg)
Inasmuch that Official Permission has been Obtained, I'll let this particular cat take a short prowl, removed from the confines of it's cylindrical and tubular fabric based holding device.
Depending on overall costs and the speed of my fabrication skills, there may be a 1.5 in. bore, 1/2 scale replica of a Civil War Six Pounder (Napoleon Cannon), set up at the same site as the M-1919 Browning.
I would go to build the full-scale (3.3 in. bore) version, but haven't the space to store such a beast.
Just the 1.5 in. bore fires an 11.6 oz. lead ball.
I think Mr. Tree Stump in the firing pit will be in for another terrible, rotten, horrible, miserable day?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 26, 2020 12:06 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 12:08 AM (TN0dW)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:00 AM (oZuI0)
Not a fan. Nor, of Rush, for that matter.
Guess Who, Crowbar, BTO, Doug and the Slugs, Chilliwack, yes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:09 AM (ucP1F)
Then it's both IMO. One of the COBs posted the meme here of - and I'm gonna butcher it - hard times, make hard men, hard men make good times, good times make weak men, weak men make hard times and so on and so on.
I live in the greatest country at the greatest time in the history of time. With that said I also live among some fucking dumbass civilization razing ideas.
Good with the bad and all that.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:09 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Kazi at February 26, 2020 12:09 AM (0x00j)
Never knew they were canadians. Have a bunch of their LPs downstairs, though.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:09 AM (2bnkh)
bulldozing of an old foundry. Cannister of carbide got shoved into a
muddy pond, then was ignited by sparks from rocks being shoved around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 12:01 AM (xSo9G)
They would use carbide to run lamps for houses and buildings, for those places where they didn't have "town gas"
it gave a nice bright light and you could set it up so the carbon floaties wouldn't fly around. I think Lincoln's white house used that system.
I know the local Masonic lodge had an acetylene generator at one point - back before electrification here, it supposedly created a bubble of gas and went POP during a meeting covering everyone with soot.
(the hydraulic press channel was playing with soap bubbles filled with acetylene gas at one point. Not safe)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 12:10 AM (6rS3m)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:00 AM (oZuI0)
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no, but i loves me some Cowboy Junkies...
/me wanders off
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 12:10 AM (TN0dW)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 26, 2020 12:10 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:10 AM (KP5rU)
The Kings "This Beat Goes On/Switching to Glide"
made the airwaves here in Lost Angels, back in the day, if you listened to the *good* stations...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxkjvKBPQjo
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 12:13 AM (TN0dW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:13 AM (KP5rU)
Never knew they were canadians. Have a bunch of their LPs downstairs, though.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:09 AM (2bnkh)
--LMAO, You do know that that's the name of an actual town in British Columbia, or don't you?
Whatever, that's why we're Morons.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:13 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:15 AM (KP5rU)
When my nieces and nephews (now around 30...gah) were kids, I went looking for a chemistry set for them. The only one I could find proclaimed "No glass! No flames! No hazardous chemicals!"
They didn't include "No fun!", but should have.
Like those were fucking selling points that would make me want to buy it!
Yeah, blow me, fake chemistry set company.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 12:15 AM (lbYzk)
Eh don't feel too bad. I'm in my 30s - honest! - and still like to listen to violent rap music.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:00 AM (IYHxL)
Last time I saw Slayer, Tom Araya no long had the head-swivel. But, you know, he's at least five years older than I.
But they still tore shit up. I miss Jeff Hanneman. but Gary Holt is another favorite. I am an yuge Exodus fan. Gary is fucking golden.
YYYAAARRGGH! Fucking metal.
Ow! My neck!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:15 AM (x8Wzq)
--Puzzactly. Libtards suuuure love to brag about how awesome their coastal cities are, that capitalists built.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:15 AM (oZuI0)
A town in BC?
No.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:15 AM (2bnkh)
When my nieces and nephews (now around 30...gah) were kids, I went looking for a chemistry set for them. The only one I could find proclaimed "No glass! No flames! No hazardous chemicals!"
They didn't include "No fun!", but should have.
Like those were fucking selling points that would make me want to buy it!
Yeah, blow me, fake chemistry set company.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Any true adventure involves the real threat of death.
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2020 12:16 AM (Qf83p)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:16 AM (2bnkh)
Cavers used those for a long time after regular miners had stopped. They were utterly reliable, as long as you had carbide and a little bit of water (which you almost always did in caves, even if you'd used up/lost what you had with you).
I think they mostly use LED lights nowadays.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 12:17 AM (lbYzk)
Why?....but, and the numbers are red so.... and the asterisk by name is also red....(meaning it's required)...and....jeezo
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 26, 2020 12:17 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:18 AM (KP5rU)
Are we doing five city names again?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 12:19 AM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 12:19 AM (9Om/r)
Me and Zero request you in the Mercedes.
Great tune. Did those guys have more hits in Canada? That's the only U.S. hit I remember for them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 12:20 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:16 AM (2bnkh)
Sucks. I saw him on a good night.
Fucking love Exodus.
I will fucking throw down.
But, naw...
we cool.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:20 AM (x8Wzq)
LMAO damn.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:15 AM (oZuI0)
Eat the rich you kulak!
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:20 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:20 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 12:21 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: gman at February 26, 2020 12:22 AM (Y6Hsq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 12:22 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:16 AM (2bnkh)
I saw exodus about 2 months ago with Holt. Dudes were at the bar almost every night for 3-4 nights in a row. They sounded good though, they ripped.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 12:22 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 12:22 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 26, 2020 12:22 AM (kFkpX)
The Kings "This Beat Goes On/Switching to Glide"
made the airwaves here in Lost Angels, back in the day, if you listened to the *good* stations...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxkjvKBPQjo
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 12:13 AM (TN0dW)
--The original "I Go Blind":
https://youtu.be/qYoiZJxvBQA
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:23 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: DaveM at February 26, 2020 12:24 AM (4k1sn)
Actually, it was once the source for acetylene torches.
While you know, some among us will not know that it once was referred to as 'Miner's Lamp'.
I know of one explosion that resulted at the bulldozing of an old foundry. Cannister of carbide got shoved into a muddy pond, then was ignited by sparks from rocks being shoved around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 12:01 AM (xSo9G)
Yeah. Those were the chief uses for carbide. Also for auto and bicycle lamps. The Prestolite Company.
I have an actual acetylene generator for making welding gas. But it's pretty badly corroded.
My carbide came from the oil field. It used to be practice for mud loggers to put a few ounces of carbide in a Kleenex, and throw it into the drill pipe in the slips when the roughnecks were making the stab on a connection. Created a "bubble" of acetylene that could be seen on the gas detector or chromatograph as it came around. The "down" time for the mud through the drill pipe can be precisely calculated, since the drill string internal volumes are all known, and practically speaking, down time amounts to a small fraction of round trip time for the mud, and can often be disregarded. "Up" time for the mud can also be so calculated, assuming gauge hole. But wellbores can often wash out to vastly oversize in some formations, causing round trip circulation time to increase greatly. Since cuttings samples, and naturally-occurring gas events are depth-correlated by bottom-up circulation time, it's important to be able to check that. Hence, the carbide check, which was cheap, easy, and reliable.
But carbide got deemed to be "hazardous goods" for us to transport, and that, combined with the ever-increasing use of oil-based mud, caused the mud-logging companies to abandon the use of it. So I wound up with the stock from 2 companies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:25 AM (7vkOS)
I will fucking throw down.
But, naw...
we cool.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:20 AM (x8Wzq)
Its a shame you're not going to the VaMoMe. I have a few small artifacts from the very early Overkill days I would have brought that you might have gotten a kick out of.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 12:25 AM (9Om/r)
Whatever, that's why we're Morons.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:13 AM (oZuI0)
Bonus Cardboard Membership for the name of the band before they adopted "Chilliwack".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:27 AM (7vkOS)
That book in the Bible kicked ass
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:28 AM (IYHxL)
Except for Dave Lombardo. He is the greatest metal drummer EVAR! Fucker is nuts. Fuck.
Beat the fuck out of your drum kit and yet stay on tempo.
*chef kiss*
Magnificent Bastard
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:29 AM (x8Wzq)
Are we doing five city names again?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 12:19 AM (6rS3m)
If you spell it right, it is:
http://ymirbc.com/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:31 AM (7vkOS)
Are we doing five city names again?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 12:19 AM (6rS3m)
--Two most renowned exports of Nanaimo, BC:
Nanaimo bars (they're friggin' delicious)
Diana Krall
Nanaimo bars recipe:
https://youtu.be/hRWC6IcxMTs
you're welcome
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:31 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:33 AM (2bnkh)
Its a shame you're not going to the VaMoMe. I have a few small artifacts from the very early Overkill days I would have brought that you might have gotten a kick out of.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 12:25 AM (9Om/r)
So, Texas, maybe? Also have a CO meetup in late April, last I heard, I think. But me and the wheelie are planning on Texas in October.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:34 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2020 12:34 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:35 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:35 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:37 AM (oZuI0)
Right now, Armored Saint. Exercise in Debauchery.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Just realized it's gonna take me a while to fall asleep tonight.
*eyes heavy bag*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:37 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 12:19 AM (9Om/r)
Or a book of matches.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 12:38 AM (SmQRw)
Posted by: MW at February 26, 2020 12:38 AM (hNTtn)
Yeah. Those were the chief uses for carbide. Also for auto and bicycle lamps. The Prestolite Company.
-------
Well, now, that reminds me. I was at a vintage motorcycle show, and one of the bikes had a carbide headlamp. I noticed an embossed name on the lamp, leaned down to read it. "Lucas".
Which explains a lot, when you think about it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 12:39 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: klaftern at February 26, 2020 12:39 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:39 AM (2bnkh)
So, Texas, maybe? Also have a CO meetup in late
April, last I heard, I think. But me and the wheelie are planning on
Texas in October.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:34 AM (x8Wzq)
Yeah texas seems like it might happen for me. Its a little far out to say definite, but it a big possibility.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 12:40 AM (9Om/r)
And it's "nuh-NYE-mo", in case anybody was wondering. They used to mine coal there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:40 AM (7vkOS)
They still offer you them with smokes ... about 30% of the time.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:39 AM (2bnkh)i
Its been about 20 years since i last purchased a pack of smokes. Been 6+ since I gave up nicotine.
Left the restaurant a dude was smoking. Damn if it still didn't smell good
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 12:41 AM (SmQRw)
Right now, Armored Saint. Exercise in Debauchery.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Just realized it's gonna take me a while to fall asleep tonight.
*eyes heavy bag*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:37 AM (x8Wzq)
Do you listen to any of the stuff coming out of europe? There is a ton of good shit happening.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 12:41 AM (9Om/r)
The Village is home for The Prisoner. Does it have room for Joe Biden?
Posted by: Northernlurker
Joe is number 2
IYKWIM
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2020 12:42 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 12:39 AM (CDGwz)
Hence the corporate motto: "Home Before Dark".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:42 AM (7vkOS)
They didn't include "No fun!", but should have.
The Thames & Kosmos lawyers had a problem with "Meth Lab C1000".
Yo, it would've been bomb.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 26, 2020 12:43 AM (ykYG2)
And it's "nuh-NYE-mo", in case anybody was wondering. They used to mine coal there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:40 AM (7vkOS)
--Esquimalt, propinquitous to Victoria, was a huge coaling station for the Royal Navy.
When I saw it in 2009, no one would believe it had been so.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:43 AM (oZuI0)
Proof: Rick Wilson has a job and is on TV
Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 12:43 AM (zkC+W)
Just a fresh light, though.
Ashtrays, butts, clothes...those all smell nasty. Even when you are a smoker.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:43 AM (2bnkh)
Growing up, I had the twin Fanner Fifty cap gun rig. One day, Mother took my Big Sister and I too the movies and the second feature was "The Charge at Feather River" a 3-D oat-burner. So, after a substantial bit if whining and negotiating, I was allowed to take my guns to the movie but I had to submit to a body cavity search for any rolls of caps. Fortunately, my mother's technique had yet to fully develop.
After the main feature concluded, I begged off to the men's room wherein I loaded those two beauties and then casually returned to my seat next to my mother. The cowboy movie was great, especially the climatic scene when the Indians (in those days) charged the cowboys. Well, with the 3-D and all the other excitement on the screen, no real buckaroo could sit back and not try to protect the two most important females in his still short life.
I probably only got 10 or 15 rounds of before Mother regained control but I knew that there would be more control when we got home. So, later that evening she came into my room with that special gleam inner eye that was the precursor to "You Father's home and he wants to talk to you in the living room.
I go to the living room and when Mother left, my Father began his in-terror-gation. "Mother tell me she took you to the movies this afternoon." "Yes." And you took your cap guns." "Yes." "And you took caps she told you not to take." "Yes." "And you shot off those caps during the movie." "Yes."
"So, how many Indians did you shoot ???"
Posted by: 11B40 at February 26, 2020 12:44 AM (evgyj)
https://youtu.be/l53HaRZMg8k
Why? Nigella, of course!
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:45 AM (oZuI0)
The relationship between Harrison and Clapton and Patti Boyd is interesting. The greatest rock love song, Layla, came out of the tension. It would be a great movie if you could get the casting right.
Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 12:47 AM (zkC+W)
Posted by: 11B40 at February 26, 2020 12:44 AM (evgyj)
All of them?
Heh. Great story!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:47 AM (7vkOS)
Still. I have always preferred Lombardo Slayer. Why? Who the fuck can explain his method. His kick the-kit-down-the-stairs method works for Slayer. Slayer is a fucking mess. And still: tight as fuck!
SLAYER!!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:47 AM (x8Wzq)
That one is built for comfort.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:47 AM (2bnkh)
Just a fresh light, though.
Ashtrays, butts, clothes...those all smell nasty. Even when you are a smoker.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:43 AM (2bnkh)
True.
And I was walking by to catch an uber ride. Fucking Prius.
Can't wait to get back to the woods.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 12:48 AM (SmQRw)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 26, 2020 12:48 AM (ykYG2)
Honestly, I think he has more swing and a better shuffle.
He's a lot like Art Blakey that way. Complete force of nature. But always fuckin' swinging that groove. Locked in on it.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:48 AM (2bnkh)
Posted by: 11B40 at February 26, 2020 12:44 AM (evgyj)
Your Dad was a Moron. MUCH respect.
*pours bourbon*
To your Dad!
CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 26, 2020 12:48 AM (QzJWU)
Goodnight, Horde.
*walks away with Judas Priest, "Steeler" playing on the toonz*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 12:50 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 12:50 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:50 AM (7vkOS)
Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 12:47 AM (zkC+W)
--Frank Sinatra supposedly remarked that "Something" was one of the best love songs he heard.
Me? I like "Somethin' Stupid" more than "Something," although both are good songs.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:52 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:47 AM (2bnkh)
--Comment on the video: "Any food made by Nigella is comfort food."
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 12:54 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Summer of Love at February 26, 2020 12:58 AM (FJrl0)
Don't get too riled up or Mom's boyfriend is going to give you that whatfor lil' Himmler.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:59 AM (2bnkh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 12:59 AM (7vkOS)
Posted by: klaftern at February 26, 2020 12:59 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 01:00 AM (zkC+W)
How's your wife doing anyway faggot?
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 01:01 AM (ADsyw)
Paulina Poritzkova had some nice tunes written about her, as well.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:01 AM (2bnkh)
--Pardon me sir, but would you kindly GFY?
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:01 AM (oZuI0)
Nothing wrong with that.
I'll bet she'd make you an excellent sammich afterward, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:02 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:03 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:03 AM (2bnkh)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:03 AM (lbYzk)
>>Left the restaurant a dude was smoking. Damn if it still didn't smell good
Just a fresh light, though.
Ashtrays, butts, clothes...those all smell nasty. Even when you are a smoker.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 12:43 AM (2bnkh)
it is a good reason to quit if you can or want to. I remember years ago one of those "improve yourself" speakers advised people to write down all the things they hated about their particular bad habit. It was a way to convince yourself to quit.
I am not shaming anyone here or calling anyone out. We all go our own way. That is my motto of if CBS ever wants to know my true motto. But I always found cigarette smoking in particular to be gross. The smell on the clothes, the stamped out butt. And who would chose to kiss a girl who smoked even though they themselves smoked?
But cigarettes were so much a part of our culture for so long that a lot of the stigma did not materialize in real life. There was also the cool factor and that so many used them.
What always stood out to me was that dipping and chewing was always considered to be more disgusting, unless you were in a few particular locales in the south or west. I never got that as really the only issue with dipping was seeing that gross bottle and the spitting.
My point is, if there is one, that it is interesting what particular cultures find offensive and what they accept as normal. I now see why dipping offends many. It is not when you do it, but when you see others, I can understand it. I still say smoking is worse since it covers your clothes and all. Neither are particularly good ideas of course but that is not what i am talking about. For sure smoking has historically been more accepted by a larger part of our society for many decades.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 01:04 AM (n13/j)
So, how old were you when you walked in on your mom getting spit-roasted by a couple of black dudes?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:05 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 01:05 AM (zkC+W)
Pretty good actually. I know I am a member of American society and I know as much as I love being an American you hate the fact that I am. That's damn near orgasmic.
Enjoy seeing someone who looks like me balls deep in your wife fam.
Cheers
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 01:05 AM (ADsyw)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:02 AM (lbYzk)
--She actually makes pancakes in the video.
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:06 AM (oZuI0)
I'm trying to clean up
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 01:06 AM (SmQRw)
Thankfully, no.
I am Clapton fan. Up until he stopped doing drugs, basically.
And I appreciate and even like some of the Beatles.
But I will never ask you to turn off The Cars.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:06 AM (2bnkh)
of course, i grew up on Usenet, where the trolls were exceptional.
now days, they aren't even lame, just pathetic.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 01:07 AM (TN0dW)
Posted by: Paden at February 26, 2020 01:08 AM (xSo9G)
I'd gladly carve him into little pieces for you and save you the trouble if his type ever had the balls to try this shit offline.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:08 AM (2bnkh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 01:09 AM (7vkOS)
'She has dated Mick Jagger, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, Todd Rundgren, Jimmy Page, and Steven Tyler, but she rejects the label "groupie".'
Okay, then.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:09 AM (lbYzk)
As Camile Paglia says, someone has to be the priest in polyester.
Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 01:09 AM (zkC+W)
Wow. I bet her sores have sores.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:10 AM (2bnkh)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 26, 2020 01:11 AM (ykYG2)
Iggy Pop would be a deal-breaker for me, even without all the rest.
Like his music, but my peen isn't going anywhere near anything that his peen has been in.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:11 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:12 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:12 AM (2bnkh)
I didn't know about Jagger and Page. I guess Page worked her in between fourteen year olds.
Her name is Bebe Buell BTW.
I think Anita Pallenberg banged three Stones. I can't believe the Stones survived as a group.
Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 01:12 AM (zkC+W)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 26, 2020 01:12 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Paden at February 26, 2020 01:08 AM (xSo9G)
what's wrong with us?
Posted by: Stella at February 26, 2020 01:12 AM (n13/j)
For your wife, you limped dick faggot.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 01:13 AM (IYHxL)
Totally something my father would have said. lol
The one story that is probably the funniest thing my father ever did and I will never forget, ever. My brother goes up to my mom and says mommy, whats a twat. Me being the older one knew, so I was thinking holy shit here we go. My mother tells my brother "go ask your father". My father is in my bedroom sitting on the bed and playing guitar, and he's in his zone. My brother goes running into the room, and I try to stop him like noooooo, don't ask. My father is in there strumming away locked into his playing, and my brother asks daddy whats a twat. My father doesn't miss a note, doesn't break his rhythm, and turns his head quick to my brother and says "c*nt", and immediately goes back to eyeing up the fingerboard. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 01:14 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 01:14 AM (SmQRw)
Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 01:14 AM (zkC+W)
Agreed 100%.
> I think Anita Pallenberg banged three Stones.
And the occasional 15 year old neighbor boy who wound up dead in her bed.
Poor kid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:15 AM (lbYzk)
You are Moron Blood.
This little repressed homo is just biding his time between servicing truckers.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:15 AM (2bnkh)
Marco Rubio have YUGE ears. He was just on Hannity, and I was blown away by those ears. Old man ears, and he's still young
When he gets to be an old man, those are gonna be dumbo ears.
Posted by: Mini-Mike Bloomberg at February 26, 2020 01:15 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 01:16 AM (zkC+W)
Posted by: klaftern at February 26, 2020 01:16 AM (RuIsu)
Sounds like my Grandfather and all of my Uncles.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:16 AM (2bnkh)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:17 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 01:17 AM (7vkOS)
Most classic rockers would be serving life sentences today.
Posted by: James OBrien at February 26, 2020 01:17 AM (zkC+W)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 01:18 AM (n13/j)
He craves the discipline and shame he felt when his Pappy took him out to the fuck shack and taught him what it is like to be a complete disappointment.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:19 AM (2bnkh)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 26, 2020 01:19 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 01:24 AM (SmQRw)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2020 01:19 AM (2bnkh)
He claims to be uncircumcised. Which is probably a good thing. Otherwise, he'd have been an incomplete disappointment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 01:25 AM (7vkOS)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:25 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 26, 2020 01:25 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 01:28 AM (IYHxL)
But he belongs to me.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 26, 2020 01:32 AM (uM6CE)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 26, 2020 01:30 AM (tVQUs)
Never really went away. Funny, the faggot seems to think it's insulting me to call me a Jew. AIDS really does rot the brain, doesn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 01:32 AM (7vkOS)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 01:34 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:34 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 01:24 AM (SmQRw)
---
is this a dare?
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 01:35 AM (TN0dW)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 26, 2020 01:35 AM (uM6CE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 01:24 AM (SmQRw)
---
is this a dare?
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 01:35 AM (TN0dW)
Oh fuck no.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 01:35 AM (SmQRw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 01:36 AM (7vkOS)
Definitely someone to stay far, far away from unless you are as unkillable as Keith Richards, which very few are.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:36 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 01:41 AM (oZuI0)
I'm going to go to my comfy bed and go to sleep chuckling at my image of the sad, sad little trollboy who's sitting in his decrepit mobile home or studio apartment, permanently alone, trapped in some soul-destroying dead-end minimum wage job. He's likely never known the touch of a woman, nor will he ever.
Better get some sleep, too, sad, sad little man. Those Egg McMuffins don't microwave themselves, you know.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 01:41 AM (lbYzk)
left over gumbo...
it only gets better! nom nom nom
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 01:49 AM (TN0dW)
Posted by: JROD at February 26, 2020 02:05 AM (9GC0S)
Posted by: JROD at February 26, 2020 02:05 AM (9GC0S)
---
i know a trap when i see one.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2020 02:12 AM (TN0dW)
My enjoyment of the week?
Super Bowl 54 in German:
https://youtu.be/pTPC8atmK6E
Good night, Horde!
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 02:13 AM (oZuI0)
We killed people in Vietnam and the ME? Yeah, it is called war, look it up. How many Vietnamese live here now and would never return other than for a trip made safe by the present American order?
Someone once mentioned that we even in war try to limit casualties, certainly civilian casualties. The countries you mention in the past were only limited by their ability to kill others. They never held back and would not even conceive such a thing as restraint.. The terrorists are only limited by their lack of ability, not their desire to cause destruction since they can't seem to improve lives in their own countries.
I give the Vietnamese this much credit. They did not try to follow us to our homeland after we left. That does not excuse their extreme brutality over many decades but it does make them distinct from M.E. terrorists.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 02:33 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 02:34 AM (n13/j)
Super Bowl 54 in German:
https://youtu.be/pTPC8atmK6E
Good night, Horde!
Posted by: logprof
=======
I distinctly heard a "Wunderbar"!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2020 03:00 AM (G51Gf)
try to follow us to our homeland after we left. That does not excuse
their extreme brutality over many decades but it does make them distinct
from M.E. terrorists.
Posted by: Quint"
Well some did come but they are productive America loving people, unlike the the somali/pali terrorist in the House of Reps (1/2 the "jihad squad" )who crap on the country that saved them from their shit hole countries. The Vietnamese had been screwed over for decades with other countries giving away their independent rule. The commies gave them a path to it and ended up winning. The Vietnamese as a people just wanted to be left alone. after being in a war there I actually admired them even the Viet cong..
Kocksucker Kerry would disagree with your surmise on American troops brutality however... it was reminiscent of Genghis Khan
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 03:11 AM (MkAqo)
I meant they did not come to cause havoc. I did not say that well. For sure many came as refugees. I know a place in Virginia I visited once called the Eden Center. It has hundreds of Vietnamese shops and is a cultural center unlike many in the US. They proudly fly the South Vietnam Flag in the middle of it.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 03:17 AM (n13/j)
The little faggoty fuck troll was probably a disgruntled demtard debater... masterbater... mad at the thumping burnee was getting from everyone.. We know how violent the little commie hoard gets when the commissar isn't getting respect and being pushed into another heart attack....
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 03:19 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 03:11 AM (MkAqo)
The proper High Boston Brahman* pronunciation is 'Jen-jis Khan'.
* High Boston Brahman translates as 'I'm an idiot, but a rich idiot'. See: Little Mikey Bloomberg, originally from Boston and a High Boston Brahman wannabe. He has the rich and idiot parts covered. It's the Jewish part that the real High Boston Brahmans abhor and the reason he will forever be denied entry into their exclusive club.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 03:20 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 03:20 AM (n13/j)
happens to all us, fingers get typing without following the brain... 'specially if Valu-Rite is involved.. anywho your right they be good peeps...proud of their new country
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 03:24 AM (MkAqo)
So that's were the arrogant little prick got his Napoleon complex...
he's a flaming Massholeo....
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 03:28 AM (MkAqo)
he's a flaming Massholeo....
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 03:28 AM (MkAqo)
Yep. Like the Masshole locusts who have altered the demographics of New Hampshire, Little Mikey thought he'd bring Masshole to NYC, as if we don't have enough home-grown assholes.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 03:32 AM (Y8PSl)
following the brain... 'specially if Valu-Rite is involved.. anywho your
right they be good peeps...proud of their new country
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 03:24 AM (MkAqo)
yeah, valu rite was involved lol.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 03:33 AM (n13/j)
Same here RickZ, VT was straight up conservative until the 70's,, then the influx started from Conn, MA. NY. Penn. Mich. and they all ran for office and won now the hell has come home to roost.. VT becoming a shit hole like their model CA. I've been noticing NH starting to crumble as well.. too bad as your the last bastion in the Nord East..
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 03:39 AM (MkAqo)
The tag teaming of trolls was masterful to watch. This is a group that had been playing together in some cases since 1988 and was filled with techies. At one point we had a senior data security analyst for the NSA or DIA in the group and a Russian white hat hacker. The really nasty trolls quickly disappeared.
Posted by: Kazi at February 26, 2020 03:42 AM (0x00j)
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2020 03:47 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Kazi"
Probably permanently.. that group sounds like they could atomize them into the black hole of space from their basement hideouts...hehee
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 03:47 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2020 03:50 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip"
Go for it Skip... that fuel up should get the body moving...sounds mighty good..
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 03:51 AM (MkAqo)
Same here RickZ, VT was straight up conservative until the 70's,, then
the influx started from Conn, MA. NY. Penn. Mich. and they all ran for
office and won now the hell has come home to roost.. VT becoming a shit
hole like their model CA. I've been noticing NH starting to crumble as
well.. too bad as your the last bastion in the Nord East..
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 03:39 AM (MkAqo)
anyone remember the New Hampshire "Free State Project"?. The idea was that New Hampshire was already a "live free or die" state and if a few thousand small l libertarians moved in, they could alter the state's politics.
That pipe dream went down in flames. The sad part is the lefty states like CA, MA, NY, etc seem to have an endless supply of leftists who move only for tax purposes.
Someone recently said that Califorinios who move to Texas are to the right of their fellow Californios. But what does that actually mean? Is Raul to the right of Fidel? Who knows.
The thing i give Trump the most credit for is he tried and successfully won new ground. Most R's only want to hold old ground and are always fighting a defensive war.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 03:52 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: JT at February 26, 2020 03:54 AM (arJlL)
Same here but eventually reverted to rock on rock for the Bigger Bangs....
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 03:54 AM (MkAqo)
Ya I do remember that and same happened in VT. A whole communityof right minded wanted to move here but we're heavily discouraged by gov regulatory bodies *left minded* and leftist who lived where they wanted to move. And your correct sometimes Right can not mean what you think it means... but left means your fucked....
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 03:59 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 04:00 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 03:52 AM (n13/j)
Hitler was to the right of Stalin, if only by millimeters.
The thing i give Trump the most credit for is he tried and successfully won new ground. Most R's only want to hold old ground and are always fighting a defensive war.
Trump was not -- and is not -- a politician. Therefore, thankfully, he saw no need to study the Republican politician playbook where 'losing with dignity' is the underwhelming theme, but wrote his own playbook, much to the Republicans' absolute horror. "Now we have to do that, too, keep campaign promises and shit? I think I'll retire now."
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 04:01 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2020 04:02 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JT at February 26, 2020 04:03 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 26, 2020 04:05 AM (PD1/H)
Posted by: Skip"
Yep it was always about making it bigger, better... Poor kid's today never get that chance to blow themselves up or learn NOT to do something..
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 04:08 AM (MkAqo)
and the sword has to be some kinda balanced. Wonder if he's a master in the Bamboo gang...
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 04:14 AM (MkAqo)
I remember being older and taking firecrackers and putting them inside ship and plane models I had built, blowing them up real good.
Kids today have no idea what fun is, including staying out all day and drinking water from a hose instead of going inside to get a glass (now bottle) of water for fear Mom might shanghai me into cleaning up my room.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 04:15 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 04:08 AM (MkAqo)
Pain is a great teacher and taught me many lessons, like a broken arm hurts when you do something stupid. We see the results of kids not being taught that 'pain' lesson with Pantyfa. We can only hope that changes soon and they learn that 'pain' lesson first-hand.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 04:24 AM (Y8PSl)
Today, they say they don't even do trick or treat. They go to a mall or to a parking lot and people give them candy from their car trunks. Why not just give them a bunch of candy and then do a session on the VR machine?
I swear, I really feel badly for kids these days. I know my parents would not do this to me, they cared too much to make me a house cat. But damn, I would hate to grow up under this ethos. What a shocker they come to universities and shout down their own administrators. They scream in their faces and the administrators back down in shame. If they don't get them that week, they get taken down by the net.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 04:33 AM (n13/j)
Yes there's not been a bunch that so needed to be throat punched then
those greasy freaks...problem being the cops and press are on the the little nazi's side
so you need clear evidence of them striking you first then throat punch with a couple nose, chin hits following..we have to "learn" them brown shirts not tolerated.
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 04:35 AM (MkAqo)
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I was late.....
For some reason this is running through my head.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 26, 2020 04:37 AM (kz2HU)
Stayed up too late, and fell asleep listening to The Traveling Wilburys. How the heck did the Beatles creep in to my head?
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 26, 2020 04:41 AM (kz2HU)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 04:33 AM (n13/j)
In my Queens neighborhood, the kids trick or treat along the main business street. It's odd to me how businesses are forced to have candy on hand to give out, as if that's normal. I also feel bad for the bodegas because kids think they'll hit the treasure trove.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 04:44 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2020 04:45 AM (ZCEU2)
along the main business street. It's odd to me how businesses are
forced to have candy on hand to give out, as if that's normal. I also
feel bad for the bodegas because kids think they'll hit the treasure
trove.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 04:44 AM (Y8PSl)
every neighborhood is different for sure. I only learned of bodegas from Bill Burr comedy reactions. To me going to a business is cheating but again, every neighborhood is different.
I am not advocating for kids to run wild with no supervision. But there is a way parent's used to do it. They watched the little kids and gave the older kids more freedom. Even if we were not completely free, we felt that we were.
There were always lessons on Halloween such as avoiding big kids, dark houses, etc. The parents inspected the candy though that was largely based on myth. But what i wonder about is how kids grow up these days and miss out on so many chances of freedom. The one think I will never have to say is my parents helicoptered me. oh they cared, they cared big time, but they knew treating a kid as a house cat for life would not help them in the end.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 04:51 AM (n13/j)
https://tinyurl.com/ry8wu93
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2020 04:56 AM (ZCEU2)
Norah O'Donnell was looking hot in her white outfit.
Screen door. Hurricane.
She is a One.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 26, 2020 05:00 AM (ufFY8)
Showing some debate clips of the Dummycrats.
Norah O'Donnell was looking hot in her white outfit.
When I look at her I see nothing but untapped potential!
Posted by: GEICO Pinocchio, not nose growing at February 26, 2020 05:01 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 04:51 AM (n13/j)
There's a book somewhere in that comment. 'Don't Raise Your Child Like A House Cat'. A potential best-seller.
The one problem is that there seems to be more child abductions today, with sex trafficking being a real menace. I don't know if that correlates to an increase in population or the abductions weren't reported as widely back then before 'Amber alerts'. But I can see that being a real fear for parents today, and with the internet, a predator can track and groom a kid from afar before striking. A parent catching a child predator today can't beat the shit out of them, either, or they go to jail.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 05:03 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 26, 2020 05:04 AM (kz2HU)
And just as evil.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 26, 2020 05:05 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2020 05:07 AM (ZCEU2)
You right Geico pinoc, I don't see how anyone would wanna tap that...
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 05:10 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2020 05:11 AM (ZCEU2)
Ha! Havent thought about that in years. Yes we had a puppet that did the weather. Pretty sure it was the local CBS affiliate
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 26, 2020 05:12 AM (kz2HU)
"
Unless your commie burnee, then would be balloon across my head....
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 05:12 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2020 05:14 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 26, 2020 05:14 AM (kz2HU)
Whoops though you were talking about krowbachair... Norah...I'd tap that..but she might be crazy which means you shouldn't...
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 05:16 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2020 05:16 AM (ZCEU2)
You right Geico pinoc,
Whoops though you were talking about krowbachair... Norah...I'd tap that..but she might be crazy which means you shouldn't...
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 05:16 AM (MkAqo)
She just needs to be indictrinated.
Posted by: GEICO Pinocchio at February 26, 2020 05:18 AM (ufFY8)
abductions today, with sex trafficking being a real menace. I don't
know if that correlates to an increase in population or the abductions
weren't reported as widely back then before 'Amber alerts'. But I can
see that being a real fear for parents today, and with the internet, a
predator can track and groom a kid from afar before striking. A parent
catching a child predator today can't beat the shit out of them, either,
or they go to jail.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 05:03 AM (Y8PSl)
I don't have an answer for that. I was talking Halloween and really creating more world wise kids. I don't know if child abductions are up. I simply do not have that information. I only know that we are creating kids and young adults who have been helicoptered. What do they do when they go to college? We are seeing what they are doing.
I am with you Rick Z. The world today is darker and less friendly imo. What I don't know is if it is the chicken or the egg. What I don't know is if we are less kind so we should be more suspicious, or we are less kind because we are more suspicious.
I know in my day we heard all kinds of horror stories. But to give up freedom was not possible. It was a different era. Things change.
I recall when if your parents drove you to school, you were in deep shit. You missed the bus, were sick or something. Now they drive them to school and it causes a daily mash up.
My fear is the answer to everything is "you can't do that these days". What bothers me is who exactly decided this. Are not all Trump voters the antidote to the idea "you can't do this these days?".
I get protecting your kids. What I don't get is failing to prepare them for the real world. This reminds me of an academic debate about IRA's. The argument was it was true that you could be too risky and fail to reach your retirement goals. But the counter argument was that one could be too conservative and they also would fail to reach their retirement goals.
For sure protect your kids. Talk to them, lead them. But if you don't allow them to experience the world and explore it a bit, you are doing them no favors. I understand this is complex and I don't have the answers. I only know I am so grateful for the childhood I had. I read about helicopter kids and and the net today and really feel sorry for them. It is great that people can adapt, They are likely better at that than am I.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 05:19 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: GEICO"
yeah GEICO, that would work and i'd finally get laid....
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 05:21 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2020 05:23 AM (ZCEU2)
And yesterday's ONT was short to 1K by only 30 comments,
Slackers.
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2020 05:24 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip"
Heh you could even skip school and go fishing, get someone with good handwriting to forge a note and life was swell (for a few times at least)..
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 05:25 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: GEICO Pinocchio at February 26, 2020 05:31 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 26, 2020 05:31 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2020 05:31 AM (mpXpK)
my mom was a stay at home mom too. The people today who try to shame them from the left are likely less educated and less happy. Not a thing against working moms btw. We are about real diversity, they are about diversity as lie.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 05:32 AM (n13/j)
The debate was just a battle of wits fought by unarmed combatants...
germs are still speading and life goes on....
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 05:38 AM (MkAqo)
someone with good handwriting to forge a note and life was swell (for a
few times at least)..
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 05:25 AM (MkAqo)
we did that for real. It is an old line but we really did that. i miss those days.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 05:39 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2020 05:43 AM (XxJt1)
yeah me and my best bud were always in trouble at school for some
shenanigans. His mother was the principals secretary so he'd get double thumped on for making her look bad....good times..
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 05:44 AM (MkAqo)
And the kids get the same treatment I assume. I really feel badly for them. No wonder they all conform just to get along.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 05:47 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2020 05:48 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: JAS at February 26, 2020 05:49 AM (2BZBZ)
"t. i miss those days"
yeah me and my best bud were always in trouble at school for some
shenanigans. His mother was the principals secretary so he'd get double thumped on for making her look bad....good times..
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 05:44 AM (MkAqo)
i am not going to say where I grew up though it is not that hard to figure out. What shocks me is how the culture changed so quickly for the worse. Where I grew up was not classical conservative locale. But people were different back then, they were almost normals. We acted as normals as they were our leaders back then. It is freaking shocking what has come of some many places. I am not talking hard core conservative locales, I am talking mainstream places.
We go on about it but still if you look back it is breathtaking. I still can't believe what has come of this country. I still can't believe the ground we have given up. We talk about it and fire off our one liners. But when you really think about it over the years, it is very scary.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 05:52 AM (n13/j)
glued to a screen 95% of their life, oblivious to reality.. I though in IT shun having a mobile phone.. I like my free time to be FREE...
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 05:53 AM (MkAqo)
About a half inch or less fell overnite.
Could be worse.
I read the Debate threads in real time last night. What a clown fest. I think with these debates, for all parties, each participant should be in their own booth or room. When there time is approaching to zero, the room slowly starts to darken. At zero, the light, sound and camera goes off.
Next contestant please!
Maybe have a cage match the last 15 minutes for the heck of it.
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 06:05 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 06:07 AM (vd8XM)
Liawatha tried a chop with bloomy telling a employee to kill it,
referring to her unborn child.. this from a full bore supporter of Killing the unborn via PP abortion... guess she didn't really think much on that one.. free fest attack on commie burnee to vault Alzheimer joe into the forefront disregarding his inability to even know where he is
or what he's doing...steyer had a bloomy first debate and sounded like
a little tyrant he wants to be.. buttboy lost ground and krowbachair and
bloomy just survived....all are total bozos not qualified to run the local dog pound....
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 06:08 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: beanervt
They'd probably lock themselves into, and turn on "The Euthanizer" the second day.
Wait a minute....
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 06:10 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 06:11 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce"
hell ya... wasn't cheap to attend the party of the peoples....rich peoples that is...elitist fucks flinging lies and bull shit...and doom in time when the economy is smoking and all people can be doing well...
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 06:11 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: beanervt
This is a non-smoking country!!
...Dem Debaters...
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 06:13 AM (vd8XM)
Looks like .02 font.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2020 06:14 AM (SMh/7)
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 06:11 AM (vd8XM)
I remember a book series I read that had a sort of cult of people who wanted to kill off everyone else in the world, so they could be the only ones to enjoy the majesty of nature in an untrammeled or polluted Earth.
This resonated more after that 'Life after People' TV show that was on History Channel a while back.
In the book series, it did not work out too well for the people, as they were just useful pawns.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2020 06:15 AM (XyVor)
What ever that was last night sorely missed any resemblance of a debate.
I had a cap gun just like the one above.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2020 06:17 AM (dmiLK)
I had a cap gun just like the one above.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2020 06:17 AM (dmiLK)
Did you shoot the TV with it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2020 06:19 AM (XyVor)
I only show this to show how far our nation has gone awry. The thing that really gets me is when people say "you can't do that these days". I really hate that. It is true but it is a self fulfilling prophecy. If everyone says "you can't do that these days, then you can't do that these days" Statement made and reality is born.
I grew up in a very moderate political locale. It was R at one point but we are talking Gerald Ford type Rs. It soon became left leaning but not this left. No one could have imagined this Left!
So I was in a high school English class and the assignment was to write the most descriptive essay you could. The essay was graded on your ability to describe the scene in detail. That was the assignment.
I chose to write about a CIA sniper taking out Daniel Ortega during the Sandinista regime. The point is I got an A. I was expressing myself during a particular time and the most likely liberal teacher game me an A. What would happen today? Would I have been sent for counseling? Would they have called my parents in? In that day that would havoe be unimaginable. But today, we would say it would be a smart move. Better safe than sorry.
I dont' know if Daniel Ortega lives today or does not. Nor do I care. I was given an assignment and killed it. I got an A in a liberal locale. The only reason I mention this is there was a time when liberals and normals could interact as people. I pushed the boundaries I guess but we didn't have boundaries back then. I feel sorry for people today that have to hide all the time just to get along.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 06:19 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD"
One of burnees favorite commie countries, china, tried that with sparrows
who were deemed to be eating too much of the grain crop... after killing off a huge percent of them bug infestation took over and destroyed the grain crops.... commies suck...burnee would really suck
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 06:20 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 26, 2020 06:24 AM (nK+qt)
...Dem Debaters...
Posted by: Bruce"
Well in VT the loons of the left are only banning flavored tobacco cause they are hating on Menthol s... they be racist and don't even realize it...Blacks at least in the service only smoked menthol....
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 06:25 AM (MkAqo)
*insert beavis laugh*
Posted by: Gooshy
AT least check your drawers if you do a "quick release"....
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 06:27 AM (MkAqo)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
So much good content!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2020 06:28 AM (u82oZ)
i could tell a lot of other stories about teachers and students who were normals but would be called much worse today. I guess you guys realize I am not so much into these days lol.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 06:29 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2020 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
flavored tobacco cause they are hating on Menthol s... they be racist
and don't even realize it...Blacks at least in the service only smoked
menthol....
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 06:25 AM (MkAqo)
ban menthols = racist. Allow menthols = Racist. Ask Elisabeth Warren, she can tell you better than the moose.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 06:31 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2020 06:31 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Colin at February 26, 2020 06:32 AM (jKqap)
and yes on the perpetually pissed leftist swine... happyness is their burning holy water... I just get giddy thinking of the years they take off their life being pissed all the time....
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 06:32 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 26, 2020 06:32 AM (saIjW)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
Last I saw, he was still standing at the podium, waving his arms.
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 06:33 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 26, 2020 06:36 AM (nK+qt)
But the awesome guards (with big ole rifles) were not oblivious or restrained to quiet whistles or shouts and got them back to work, heads down right away.
By the time I had kids, that would not be the allowed.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 26, 2020 06:37 AM (dH/BH)
Unfortunately no heart attack....but I bet his blow off valve was at critical mass watching him frantically waving his arms and being blown off by the hack moderators
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 06:37 AM (MkAqo)
Sanders can out debate Slow Joe Maybe they will stop him but from what I saw, he is the leader.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 06:39 AM (n13/j)
Thank you for that link, Vic. Ramirez is pretty good today.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2020 06:39 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 06:33 AM (vd8XM)
Heh! Chickens run around for a very short time after they're heads are removed, too...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 26, 2020 06:39 AM (saIjW)
I had a cap gun just like the one above.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2020 06:17 AM (d
Me too! My first purchase at the local hardware store as a child was a box of those rolls of caps.
And also, good morning!
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 26, 2020 06:42 AM (Um2IM)
I especially liked
From Ann Coulter
Our entire public dialogue will soon be nothing but white people calling one another "racist," as if we're trapped in an eternal Democratic presidential debate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2020 06:42 AM (u82oZ)
Other than hiring 100,000 CDC people?
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 06:43 AM (vd8XM)
Sanders can out debate Slow Joe"
For sure the commie has had 50 years of practice pushing his socialist
bull shit... he's convincing selling the free shit and has a cult...that's all he's done.. and he is good at it..
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 06:43 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: wing at February 26, 2020 06:46 AM (JFzNN)
I enjoyed the Traveling Wilburys too much.
Have a blessed day, everyone.
Hand washing is the new head on a swivel. Because the Wuhan Flu has a Mattis plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2020 06:47 AM (u82oZ)
=========
Having recently cared for a FIL with memory issues I'm pretty sure the gender roles are reversed here. Every day I visited him female patients were getting busy or trying to. Since the ratio was about 15:1, and some of the women were physically quite peppy, I guess I shouldn't have been so surprised.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2020 06:47 AM (agVzX)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2020 06:48 AM (dmiLK)
Here's a laugh, Ghoultown with special guest Elvira:
https://tinyurl.com/s3hhu2d
Pay particular attention at the beginning when Elvira sits down, for the gratuitous 'bounce' attempt. I lol'd.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 26, 2020 06:49 AM (nK+qt)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 26, 2020 06:49 AM (saIjW)
What it means is Ted Cruz would no longer be a senator but for CA transplants. Not only are they to the right of (formerly) fellow Californians, but also they're to the right of people born in Texas.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 26, 2020 06:49 AM (wGeit)
they would just let it spread as you can't be showing partiality to invading species be they people or bugs....
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 06:49 AM (MkAqo)
communism=pile of shit socialism=pile of shit with sprinkles
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 06:52 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2020 06:52 AM (dmiLK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2020 06:56 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 26, 2020 06:49 AM (saIjW)
I think what they believe is that capitalism is bad. Some people have more so therefore the system must be rigged. They also miss the fact that many thing they see as unfair in business is really the government interference in the market. I also think the the last 20 or so year of the fairness idea is finally coming home to roost. Fairness always starts off trying to make people by somehow leveling the playing field. When there is a winner it is called patriarchy, or misogyny, or racism as they claim with the level field all outcomes should be the same.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 26, 2020 06:58 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 26, 2020 06:58 AM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2020 06:58 AM (tT0V4)
Change channel to clown show network
Question about education. Warren starts talking about her new $10 trillion program because of the future, . Bernie starts flapping his arms and shouting about billionaires and racism.
After less than 1 minute decided this a bad dream or I am in hell. Turn TV off .
From the comments I gather that was he rest of the debate as well.
Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2020 06:59 AM (MxEKc)
to Texas are to the right of their fellow Californios. But what does
that actually mean? Is Raul to the right of Fidel? Who knows.
What it means is Ted Cruz would no longer be a senator but for CA
transplants. Not only are they to the right of (formerly) fellow
Californians, but also they're to the right of people born in Texas.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 26, 2020 06:49 AM (wGeit)
i am not discounting that. I promise you i know that many righties came from California. it is the land of Nixon, Reagan, Bomber Bob Dornan et al.
But if Texas needs Californian transplants to save the state from Beto, then isn't this whole thing just a delaying action? What Texas got wrong was immigration, the schools, out of control mega cities, and begging Californios to move in. People can say Texas will vote R and that will work right up until it doesn't. Like VA, the state has been moving left for years, that is a fact.
A few states like TN, MO, KY and some others have been moving right. Texas has NOT been moving right. I wish it were different and if I have it wrong please set me straight.
My issues with Texas is they have no control over their cities at all. Their state legislature is based in hippy zone. Dallas, Houston and for sure San Anantonio have gone far left, to the crazy Commiefornia hard left.
I wish I had an answer because if we lose Tejas it is over. Maybe the gov should focus on schooling. I wish I had an answer. Sure Tejas is full of rocck ribbed conservatives. But guess what. So is Virginia, so is PA, and even MD. In the end it is a numbers game. Texas today does not give us the warm fuzzies it dies 20 years ago.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 07:01 AM (n13/j)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnE9O-vV-ws
Contagion more rapid then thought
Analysis of paper from Los Alamos (un-peer-reviewed)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 26, 2020 07:02 AM (XzVUd)
Lindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC
7h
Drunks in a bar arguing among themselves are less annoying, more courteous and entertaining, and make more sense than the candidates in the #SCDemDebate.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 26, 2020 07:04 AM (zlgJP)
Posted by: rhennigantx"
and that's the failure of socialism/communism everyone ends up
equally poor as the average ends up closer to the bottom then the top..
burnee got kicked out of the commune because he didn't pull his weight thus thrusting him into the politiburo as his mouth is a better tool then his body...
Posted by: beanervt at February 26, 2020 07:05 AM (MkAqo)
I said a long time ago, at the minimum wage, restaurants will put up with some BS from their better workers.
At $15, you better not be a F-up.
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM)
Maybe so. It's pretty easy to be a slacker and complain about 'fairness', then propose socialism/communism as a remedy. I'd just add that those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it, and the failures of socialism/communism are a very painful lesson.
Being the kinder, gentler Jarhead that I am, I propose that all who pine for that buffonery be sent to Venezuela at the earliest opportunity for an extended period to experience the their preferred system. Please report back in say, 10 years.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 26, 2020 07:08 AM (saIjW)
One of the many reasons that these mush brains support socialism is their individual belief that they will always be the ones making the rules.
And not the ones living under those rules.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2020 07:08 AM (tT0V4)
What ever that was last night sorely missed any resemblance of a debate.
I had a cap gun just like the one above'
mornin yall. I've still got two cap guns like those and some boxes of caps. I'm saving them for my grandkids, if I ever have any.
Posted by: freaked at February 26, 2020 07:09 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Allie at February 26, 2020 07:09 AM (+38ij)
And not the ones living under those rules.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
So is socialism more of a period scheme, or a MLM?
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 07:09 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce
Arrrrhhhhgghgh Pyramid, not period.
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM)
I said a long time ago, at the minimum wage, restaurants will put up with some BS from their better workers.
At $15, you better not be a F-up.
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM)
it comes down to economic literacy. The minimum wage was created for kids getting their first job or immigrants who just came off the boat. It was supposed to be a start when you are young. No immigrant who puts of dry wall or works construction works for minimum wage. These people have too much pride and skills to be stuck in minimum wage.
All the bs is doing is preventing kids and newcomers from getting a first job. The whole thing is warped but we mine as well try to teach the populace the ins and outs of the battle of Antietam. They don't care and will never learn it anyway.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 07:11 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 07:09 AM (vd8XM)
An Oxford comma scheme.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 07:12 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM)
Feminist version.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 26, 2020 07:12 AM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 26, 2020 07:12 AM (+fPHo)
Posted by: freaked at February 26, 2020 07:13 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 07:11 AM (n13/j)
Problem is the left wants the minimum wage to be able to support a family of four, a "living wage." As you state, the minimum wage is an entry level wage, not a career wage.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 07:14 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 26, 2020 07:14 AM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 07:14 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: RickZ
And throw in full benefits too.
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 07:15 AM (vd8XM)
They like Capitalism in the abstract because they're running their own business and can set their own hours.
But they still want Bernie because they hate having to pay for health insurance out of their own pockets.
And they just don't want to square that circle.
Posted by: Allie at February 26, 2020 07:16 AM (+38ij)
Good luck.
Never had it done on my nose, but several other locations.
Techniques have really advanced through the years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2020 07:16 AM (tT0V4)
I said a long time ago, at the minimum wage, restaurants will put up with some BS from their better workers.
At $15, you better not be a F-up.
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM)
it comes down to economic literacy. The minimum wage was created for kids getting their first job or immigrants who just came off the boat. It was supposed to be a start when you are young. No immigrant who puts of dry wall or works construction works for minimum wage. These people have too much pride and skills to be stuck in minimum wage.
All the bs is doing is preventing kids and newcomers from getting a first job. The whole thing is warped but we mine as well try to teach the populace the ins and outs of the battle of Antietam. They don't care and will never learn it anyway.
Posted by: Quint at Fing February 26, 2020 07:11 AM (n13/j)
Min Wages are also used to drive up union pay scales and so called prevail wages.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 26, 2020 07:17 AM (JFO2v)
That be olde school.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2020 07:17 AM (tT0V4)
And they just don't want to square that circle.
Posted by: Allie
And a one week spring break vacation somewhere fun.
Because I worked so hard since Christmas break
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 07:17 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2020 07:18 AM (tT0V4)
But they still want Bernie because they hate having to pay for health insurance out of their own pockets.
Somebody needs to point out to these assholes that the 'free healthcare' countries do it through massive taxation. You're going to pay for it, upfront.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 07:19 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Allie at February 26, 2020 07:16 AM (+38ij)
Since they probably won't report their income as self-employed, just wait until they get hit with the additional FICA at audit. "You mean I have to pay more than if I was an employee? NOT FAIR!"
I wonder whoever told them the tax code was about fairness.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 07:19 AM (Y8PSl)
*Federally required edit
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Oh geez, off to the camps I go
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2020 07:19 AM (vd8XM)
They like Capitalism in the abstract because they're running their own business and can set their own hours.
But they still want Bernie because they hate having to pay for health insurance out of their own pockets.
And they just don't want to square that circle.
Posted by: Allie at February 26, 2020 07:16 AM (+38ij)
Let start with the basics. Lets do a official tampon, energy drink, and video game of the nation. See if that works, then nationalize healthcare.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 26, 2020 07:19 AM (JFO2v)
https://twitter.com/ABC7Kevin/status/1232322862662459392
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2020 07:21 AM (tT0V4)
Arrrrhhhhgghgh Pyramid, not period.
Heh. "Not tonight, it's my pyramid."
Robin Williams, I think.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 26, 2020 07:25 AM (nK+qt)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2020 07:25 AM (9C0cu)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 26, 2020 07:27 AM (nK+qt)
Enquiring minds, etc.
if anyone would know it would be one of the Horde.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 26, 2020 07:31 AM (zlgJP)
Posted by: saf at February 26, 2020 07:32 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: saf at February 26, 2020 07:32 AM (5IHGB)
Peenot Grigio
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 07:34 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: freaked at February 26, 2020 07:36 AM (Tnijr)
--
Oh, they'd pay for it alright. And pay and pay and pay and pay. Confiscatory. Young people are easy prey for Democrats because they don't make the connection that nothing is free, and they will pay dearly for that thing they think is going to be "free." Same with "free" college. Have fun paying college expenses for everyone else's kids for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2020 07:36 AM (JoUsr)
That was a big fat slow softball for Bloomberg who should have knocked it out of the park
Who prepares these people?!?!
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2020 07:38 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 07:38 AM (oVJmc)
https://twitter.com/ABC7Kevin/status/1232322862662459392
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2020 07:21 AM (tT0V4)
Don Surber had a map of the US naming the highest number of non Mexican foreign residents country of origin by state. Maryland's and Virginia's were El Salvador. So there you go.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 26, 2020 07:38 AM (y7DUB)
Health insurance in general is broken, and Obama made it worse. Good luck telling them that though.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2020 07:39 AM (6XLoz)
Bloomberg also said he "bought" Nanzi the Speakership, so there's that.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2020 07:40 AM (6XLoz)
Budweiser.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 07:38 AM (oVJmc)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BUDWEISER IS PISSWATER.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 26, 2020 07:40 AM (NWiLs)
Health insurance in general is broken, and Obama made it worse. Good luck telling them that though.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2020 07:39 AM (6XLoz)
Biz buys insurance Tax Deductible yet untaxed to employee
Employee buys insurance yet not tax break and done with after tax income.
Created by Dems to carve out pay increases for unions when Dems froze wages to stop inflation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 26, 2020 07:42 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Case at February 26, 2020 07:42 AM (tWAkG)
https://twitter.com/ABC7Kevin/status/1232322862662459392
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
A Blessing of Liberty.
Posted by: The French Davidians at February 26, 2020 07:43 AM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 26, 2020 07:44 AM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Anheuser-Busch at February 26, 2020 07:44 AM (1p5ov)
She could market it to ex-cons as cooch hooch.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2020 07:45 AM (tT0V4)
https://tinyurl.com/v2cbkfj
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 26, 2020 07:45 AM (H8QX8)
"
Unless your commie burnee, then would be balloon across my head....
--------------------------
Unless you're Klobuchar, then its comb across your cereal...
morning 'rons
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 26, 2020 07:45 AM (NiFkv)
It said she was diabetic as well.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 07:46 AM (oVJmc)
why does this remind me of when the Roman Empire devolved into the Dark Ages? Art commisions? I am not trying to be funny but there is some history here. i think most of the so called advancements like Whatsap, TickTock, and whatever are end game absurdities. No advancements were computers, space exploration, major drugs et al. i am sorry, Siri is not an scientific advancement. WE had the same thing, it was called typing on a keypad.
Hey, if young people can exploit stupidity than they should go for it. Never let politics get in the way of business. i have have followed beyond meat since the day it went public. i owned it for a short time but could never hold on.
The point is you have to be able to divorce yourself from what should be and from what is. I am not pushing Beyond Meat. I would not touch it with a ten foot pole. But even though I think the fake meat eaters are crazy, they still keep doing it.
In the end you have to be comfortable what you invest in. Warren Buffett would never invest in tech until he became best buds with Bill Gates. It did not hurt that he was already a multi billionaire and considered the greatest investor in history. But now he is in on tech because, he likes Bill Gates.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 07:46 AM (n13/j)
https://tinyurl.com/v2cbkfj
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 26, 2020 07:45 AM (H8QX
So on that cruise ship with 3000 people and supposedly 80% infections there were zero deaths. I smell a rat.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 26, 2020 07:46 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 26, 2020 07:47 AM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Case at February 26, 2020 07:48 AM (tWAkG)
her lie about being fired for being visibly pregnant. And I was even
more shocked that no one called her on that blatant and totally debunked
lie.
they can't challenge her. That is their whole thing. You deny she was ruined, you break the whole thing down. The thing I don't get is why that should make her president. Should not she be spending her time focusing on others who faced the same discrimination? Why don't they get to be president?
She never said that she was fired, she was coy that way. Was she planning to teach the next semester? What is this really about? Did she want them to hold her over for a semester? Someone should ask but they wont. They only know a man did her wrong for some reason. But we can't know why or what.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 07:54 AM (n13/j)
So on that cruise ship with 3000 people and supposedly 80% infections there were zero deaths. I smell a rat.
I think I hit the wall on this stuff yesterday as more media hype.
Bad in China, sure, and bad for the same groups the flu is bad for (the old and the compromised), but not a lethal worldwide plague.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 07:56 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 26, 2020 07:57 AM (muI26)
Posted by: JT at February 26, 2020 07:57 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2020 07:56 AM (oVJmc) "
Probably true, but it's a sad commentary on just where we stand here in the 21st century that the more TPTB tell me it's not a problem, the more food and supplies I stockpile.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 26, 2020 07:59 AM (zlgJP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 26, 2020 07:46 AM (JFO2v)
More like a diseased bat - but still, I think more than ever that this is just another huge piece of hype, as bad as the Y2K farce. The MSM are so desperate for bad news that as soon as China had problems (which was mainly because the Chinese are filthy and overcrowded and eat weird filthy stuff), the MSM started shrieking "IT'S THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! VOTE FOR BLOOMBERG!!!!"
that's all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2020 08:00 AM (V2Yro)
It's always a bad idea to be overly confident, particularly when the danger is so great.
If not this time, and the odds are still it won't be, eventually a Red will be president; the nation has been populated by tense of millions of Marx-friendly Third Worlders. At that point, everyone has to make up their mind how to react. It's hardly something to relish but something to expect.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 26, 2020 08:19 AM (puu6v)
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