Liberal Rag "The Hill" Whines and Cries: ICE Arrested Illegal Aliens Outside of a Court House, Despite California Law That Says They Can't!!!

Here's the thing, Cognitive Elite: Federal law trumps state law. You've relied on that yourselves when you've forced a liberal ideology on a country that did not want it.

Remember gay marriage? Would you like to cancel federal supremacy, and get rid of gay marriage?

Let us know.

If you now resent federal law trumping your state law, you have one option: Secede, bitches. We'll be glad to see the backs of you.

Here's some liberal whining from our objective and professional media.

Who are also Enemies of the People.

Undocumented immigrants arrested in California courthouse — despite state law
The 2019 bill prevents civil arrests on courthouse grounds while a person has a hearing pending.
By
Alexandra Kelley
ICE agents arrested two undocumented immigrants in a California courthouse on Tuesday.
This is a direct violation of state law.
The two men are reportedly from Mexico and have several prior convictions and outstanding charges.
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents reportedly violated a California state law that prohibits immigration officers from arresting undocumented immigrants without a judicial warrant on Tuesday, according to the Associated Press.
...
Both arrested men are from Mexico, according to Justin Moor, a public affairs specialist at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. Moor explained that the men had been arrested before. Antonio Hernandez Lopez has pending charges against him, including domestic abuse, a DUI and witness tampering. Lopez also has prior convictions for a 2005 DUI and a 2009 local ordinance conviction, according to Moor.
The other man arrested was Pedro Romero Aguirre, who, according to Moor, also has "five criminal convictions spanning more than a decade, such as trespassing, driving without a license, and a DUI."

Doing the jobs Americans just won't do.

An Act of Love.

LOLGF.

Via Tim Pool.

Posted by: Ace at 06:39 PM

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1 first?

Posted by: Someguy at February 21, 2020 06:39 PM (Zm+LZ)

2 It's like Nazi Germany all over again

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 06:40 PM (uEbPt)

3 rd

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 06:40 PM (pw+jk)

4 ICE to California: LOLGF

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:41 PM (RueoN)

5 We must obey the laws that the Left likes immediately and without question.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

6 But it is OK for California to come down on counties and cities that go against state law.
Let it be said.
Let it be written.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 06:41 PM (pw+jk)

7 Outlaw California.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

8 Trumps, that's right.

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (jUilJ)

9 Yup... In my area.. Local rag had a fit... This same group released a "immigrant" a while back without telling ICE who had a hold on him and he proceeded to kill his girlfriend also an "immigrant."

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (6XlcD)

10 When ICE agent asked why hang out at the courthouse? Because that is where the crooks are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (85Gof)

11 Supremacy clause, its a thing in the Constitution.

Plus the Arizona v U.S. case in 2012 held that Congress has plenary power over naturalization and the states have none except what Congress grants them.

No congressional act grants sanctuary status or some other rot.

Posted by: whig at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (EUDB2)

12 What's the word for forcing a state to succeed from the Union?

Posted by: El Kabong at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (datdl)

13 Antonio Hernandez Lopez has pending charges against him, including domestic abuse, a DUI and witness tampering.

From the recent Stone precedent, witness tampering means life in prison.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (aS1PU)

14 Huh. Undocumented yet lengthy criminal records. Didn't someone say, "They're not sending us their best!"?

How about we return the favor and send 'em back?
#NotTiredOfWinning

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (bDqIh)

15 I'd be happy to see the back of the California state government. Safest way to shoot them.

Good on Trump for making this happen!

Posted by: trev006 at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (0HpOW)

16 It's really kind of amazing, this newfound respect for states' rights that we're seeing.

I'm old enough to remember when even mentioning states' rights made you a certified white supremacist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (Ewo9R)

17 The entire state of California is against the law. Period.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (j42ZK)

18 Ah, yes, the California 'Nu-UH!' Act of 2019.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

19 Arrest Gov. Newsome as a 2 x 4 wack across the nose of Fredo's brother. Isn't the gov. chief LEO of the state? No matter, do it.

Posted by: roscoe at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (WX+x0)

20 We really should just nuke the san andreas fault.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (Pll8Y)

21

This is a direct violation of state law.

Do you know what else is a direct violation of law?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (VYGvH)

22
California Assembly Bill No.668: "A person shall not be subject to civil arrest in a courthouse while attending a court proceeding or having legal business in the courthouse."

So:

Old and busted: take sanctuary in a church
New hotness: take sanctuary in a courtroom lolol?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (G51Gf)

23 > including domestic abuse

He was in court for a FELONY domestic violence charge.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (Ewo9R)

24 Can conservative states get in on the Nullification bandwagon, because I'd like to shit can the NFA?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (SLhxW)

25 When ICE agent asked why hang out at the courthouse? Because that is where the crooks are
Posted by: Nevergiveup
----

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Willie Sutton at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (98WNR)

26 Remember when Trump won and then there was all this secession talk in California. If they dont vote to leave, can't the rest of us vote to kick them out. Maybe we should sell them to Mexico

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (4HN2B)

27 I don't get Tim pool. He seems pretty reasonable, but he'll still vote for Bernie when the time comes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (VHKq8)

28 >>Arrest Gov. Newsome

I could probably place him under citizens arrest in the next couple weeks. See that smug fucker all the time, up here.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (Pll8Y)

29 Is it just me or would anyone else no longer be upset if Trump just started rounding up and jailing random lefties for no reason until all his storm troopers fell asleep and then they woke up and started again every day from now until the election and beyond? It might just be me.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (uEbPt)

30 I don't understand the desire to make illegals subject to no laws whatsoever.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (97iIH)

31 When ICE agent asked why hang out at the courthouse? Because that is where the crooks are
Posted by: Nevergiveup
----

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Posted by: Willie Sutton at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (98WNR)

Lol. Finally someone got it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 06:45 PM (85Gof)

32 >>>27 I don't get Tim pool. He seems pretty reasonable, but he'll still vote for Bernie when the time comes.

And that beanie has to smell awful after all these years.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 21, 2020 06:45 PM (datdl)

33 The courthouse? Yup! That's a start. Then try state and local offices, DMVs, ERs...etc.

Posted by: High low yo at February 21, 2020 06:45 PM (nzKWW)

34 willowed 517 Just start a rumor that Kagan likes the sexes to remain as is. *snort*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2020 06:39 PM (r+sAi)

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:45 PM (XathI)

35 Personally I would throw every loving mother's son out

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 06:45 PM (ZCEU2)

36
About time they did this.

As for the deportation, we need an agreement with Chile that all deportations put people at their southern tip. We'll give em some aid or something. I suppose an agreement with South Africa would be fine too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2020 06:45 PM (r+sAi)

37 Its amazing that they would find illegals in the courthouse since, we're told, they're so law-abiding.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

38 >>What's the word for forcing a state to succeed from the Union?
Posted by: El Kabong

Pinching off a Schiff

Posted by: Aviator at February 21, 2020 06:46 PM (2cuLk)

39
Alternate post title:

This Is Why We All Laughed Last Month Every Time The Democrats Said No One Is Above The Law

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:46 PM (VYGvH)

40 There is no such thing as an "undocumented immigrant", just as there is no such thing as a "hate crime".

And the marriage redefinition disaster is not a good comparison, I think.

There you had the judicial system usurping what is clearly a cultural issue it had no right to decide, with the usual ridiculous rationale ("equal protection"). Federal vs. state wasn't even really the point.

And with immigration, there is absolutely no doubt, since we have no internal borders, borders immigration and sovereignty are a federal issue, period. Conceptually, constitutionally, statutorily.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 06:46 PM (El6T/)

41 33 The courthouse? Yup! That's a start. Then try state and local offices, DMVs, ERs...etc.

Reminds me of that old joke How do you clear out the DMV? Where an ICE hat

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:46 PM (6XlcD)

42 If California secedes would it be possible to arrange for the entire state to float off into the ocean?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 06:46 PM (97iIH)

43 This whole state of affairs would never have happened had the POTUS at the time sent in US Marshall's to arrest the first mayor who declared his city a sanctuary city.

Nipped in the bud, strangled in the crib...pick your cliche. But none of this nonsense occurs.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 21, 2020 06:46 PM (j42ZK)

44 > I don't understand the desire to make illegals subject to no laws whatsoever.

That's because you're still seeing these people as "misguided" or maybe even stupid, when what they actually are is domestic enemies of the Constitution of the United States. Their goal is the utter destruction of Western Civilization in general, and the United States in particular.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (Ewo9R)

45 It's me donna - what's the local news saying about Trumps' move yesterday on redirecting some of the water back to the Central Valley farms, delta smelt be damned?
https://tinyurl.com/vbhs6f2

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (bDqIh)

46 Reminds me of that old joke How do you clear out the DMV? Where an ICE hat

Darn wear not where...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (6XlcD)

47 29 Is it just me or would anyone else no longer be upset if Trump just started rounding up and jailing random lefties for no reason until all his storm troopers fell asleep and then they woke up and started again every day from now until the election and beyond? It might just be me.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (uEbPt)

Nope. I'm there.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

48 He was in court for a FELONY domestic violence charge.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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ICE doesn't go after people who have spit on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (nIvDu)

49 It's close to the time of Trump declaring insurrection and get federal control over the entire corrupt state.

Otherwise, the whole country is going down.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (OP2H/)

50 what's the local news saying about Trumps' move yesterday on redirecting some of the water back to the Central Valley farms, delta smelt be damned?

End of the world...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (6XlcD)

51 Send them all the fuck home. While my wife gets the run around from our funemployment office illegals and people from shitholes get the red carpet rolled out for them.

Fuck regular Americans. All hail illegals and imported immigrants who don't actually want to be here!

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (IYHxL)

52 If you now resent federal law trumping your state law, you have one
option: Secede, bitches. We'll be glad to see the backs of you.
---
You misspelled "carpet bomb the shit out of you."

Posted by: Methos at February 21, 2020 06:48 PM (kOpft)

53 Is it just me or would anyone else no longer be upset if Trump just started rounding up and jailing random lefties for no reason until all his storm troopers fell asleep and then they woke up and started again every day from now until the election and beyond? It might just be me.

Posted by: ...
--------

I might have a list...might.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:48 PM (nIvDu)

54 May I suggest the use of LeftWhingers for people like this? It provides all the pertinent details right in the same word.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at February 21, 2020 06:49 PM (48RE5)

55 > Is it just me or would anyone else no longer be upset if Trump just started rounding up and jailing random lefties for no reason

For no reason at all? Nah, couldn't get behind that.

For treason? Yeah, bro, I'm cool with that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:49 PM (Ewo9R)

56 49 It is why November is so important - I really think we only have one more chance at this. It's why I spent the day inventorying my ammo.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 21, 2020 06:49 PM (SwWMX)

57 California Laws are meant to be broken.

Freedom!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 06:49 PM (Z+IKu)

58 I'm all for equipping them with parachutes and loading them all in a plane. The plane then flies over Mexico and Central America unloading the passengers as each home country is reached.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:49 PM (RueoN)

59 Love it. Surprise! Snatch their asses and fly them on a C-130 to some country south of Mexico and dump them out.

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (K22Va)

60 >>Here's the thing, Cognitive Elite: Federal law trumps state law. You've relied on that yourselves when you've forced a liberal ideology on a country that did not want it.

The left cheered when Obama sued Arizona over it's attempt to enforce the law on illegal immigration and Obama won basically on the Supremacy Clause. That was only 10 years ago.

How time flies.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

61 Upholding the law which won't be done under a Dem administration.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (wiXsO)

62 Speaking of the Virgo Supercluster brained geniuses running California;

@GavinNewsom
"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics."

Posted by: El Kabong at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (datdl)

63

To the Left, the Constitution is both a cudgel and shield. That is, when they aren't ripping it up in our faces like Malig-Nancy Pelosi.

G-d how I loathe them with ever fiber of my being.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (zBaqJ)

64 Something is coming,maybe a peaceful split or maybe civil war.We can't coexist with these crazy fuckers

Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (KNsKs)

65 11 Supremacy clause, its a thing in the Constitution.

Plus the Arizona v U.S. case in 2012 held that Congress has plenary power over naturalization and the states have none except what Congress grants them.

No congressional act grants sanctuary status or some other rot.
Posted by: whig at February 21, 2020 06:42 PM (EUDB2)

Amusing that the stance is we won't help the Feds, because its Federal Law,

But we can somehow tell the Feds when and where they can do their job?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (NgKpN)

66 I'm all for equipping them with parachutes and loading them all in a plane. The plane then flies over Mexico and Central America unloading the passengers as each home country is reached.

And if they didn't understand the parachute directions in English, well, too bad...

Posted by: Doc Copper at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (7s3Gx)

67 Here's the thing, Cognitive Elite: Federal law trumps state law. You've relied on that yourselves when you've forced a liberal ideology on a country that did not want it.

Remember gay marriage? Would you like to cancel federal supremacy, and get rid of gay marriage?

Fuck that shit. I want to see the DEA start fucking up pot shops.

Everywhere.

Enforce. The. Law.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (9uM86)

68 29 Is it just me or would anyone else no longer be upset if Trump just started rounding up and jailing random lefties for no reason until all his storm troopers fell asleep and then they woke up and started again every day from now until the election and beyond? It might just be me.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (uEbPt)

Start up the rotors

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (48RE5)

69 62 Speaking of the Virgo Supercluster brained geniuses running California;

@GavinNewsom
"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics."
Posted by: El Kabong at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (datdl)

Had that the other day in the Morning Report. He really is a sick, tiresome bastard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (zBaqJ)

70
Alternate post title-riddle:

When Does The Not Give A Shit About Women Getting Beaten/Abused?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (VYGvH)

71
What part of "jurisdictions in a state of insurrection against the federal government" does the DoJ not understand? "Arrest 'em, jail 'em, try 'em!" for officials of those jurisdictions.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (pNxlR)

72 > ICE doesn't go after people who have spit on the sidewalk.

You mean it's not actually the case that every illegal ICE arrests is a sad-eyed six year old girl with multiple handicaps and a baby kitten, whose only dream is to become a doctor and help the poor?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (Ewo9R)

73 How's that again?

Posted by: Doc Copper at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (7s3Gx)

74
They've got no rights to secede, that's been settled. What we need to do is enforce the law.
That land is part of America.

Those persons that don't report or turn in or follow any of the laws regarding illegal aliens should be arrested on the spot and jailed.

They will then have the opportunity to make bail and litigate their deeds just like the rest of us.

Arrest the Governor of CA too.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (XathI)

75 But its nice to know California law overrides the Federal government

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (ZCEU2)

76 ''what's the local news saying about Trumps' move yesterday on redirecting some of the water back to the Central Valley farms, delta smelt be damned?

End of the world...''

PDT to Delta Smelt: LOLGF.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (RueoN)

77 @GavinNewsom
"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics."
- - - - - - - - - - -

Early contender for Idiocy of the Year.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (uEbPt)

78 Steevy - peaceful split isn't possible anymore, they don't have the capacity to negotiate in good faith.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (SwWMX)

79
The Left does not and never has given a shit about violence against women.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (VYGvH)

80 >>"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics."

Nothing stopping them.

Now, should they have to also buy that house for their patient?

Under the penalty of force?

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (Pll8Y)

81 "29 Is it just me or would anyone else no longer be upset if Trump just started rounding up and jailing random lefties for no reason until all his storm troopers fell asleep and then they woke up and started again every day from now until the election and beyond? It might just be me.

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (uEbPt) "

Nope, fully on board with this program at Chateau D'Eez !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (zlgJP)

82
The Hill got rid of its reader comments?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (PDiNc)

83 As for the deportation, we need an agreement with Chile that all
deportations put people at their southern tip. We'll give em some aid or
something. I suppose an agreement with South Africa would be fine too.
---
Australia has lots of open space.

Posted by: Methos at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (kOpft)

84 The almost comically weak and unserious Jihad Against Sanctuary, Phase I - withholding grants to police departments and the lawsuit against CA's sanctuary law - has gone about as expected.

But there's (sarcastic) hope!! Just recently - in 2020 - some GOPers intro'd a bill to ..... wait for it .... withhold appropriations from "sanctuary" jurisdictions. You know, the obvious *first* thing to have been done, front-and-centered, politicized, with a billion votes to make 'em all walk the plank, years ago.

Not aware that there's any Plan B apart from enforcement (again, years late), and attempts to scare the monkey by killing the chicken (like this and a few other recent high-profile actions).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (El6T/)

85 Are we gonna have another conflict over State's Rights? Can we call it "The War Of Commie Aggression"?

Posted by: f'd at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

86
@GavinNewsom
"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics."

Says the genius running the cesspool of homelessness.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

87 >>"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics."

Well done. Bravo, Sir.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at February 21, 2020 06:52 PM (Pll8Y)

88 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

positive flu test.

not me
patient

fuck

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)

89
Democrats have at least one senator, Bob Menendez, who is a pedophile pervert.

Democrats have another senator, Carper?, who slapped his wife around.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (VYGvH)

90 Gavin, I will have a prescription for a nice 3000 square foot ranch in Malibu please, with 8' high antelope fences. For my health brah.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (SwWMX)

91 >>>Had that the other day in the Morning Report. He really is a sick, tiresome bastard.

I can't wait until he runs for Senate. Then we get to hear him all the time on all manner of serious issues.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (datdl)

92 not my patient.
but in department

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)

93 I can completely see a West Coast secession attempt. The Technigarchs would try to basically shut down the Internet and set themselves up in the chaos, cutting deals with China for protection.

It would be the start of a war that would bathe the entire continent in blood.

Of course I also believe in lots of crazy worst-case scenarios, so eh, probably not.

Posted by: Brother ~~Cavil~~ Tim at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (CUU+W)

94 > Fuck that shit. I want to see the DEA start fucking up pot shops.

The Constitution doesn't give the federal government any authority whatsoever to regulate domestically-produced drugs (imported ones, yes). Note that giving the feds authority over alcohol required an actual constitutional amendment. I recall no such amendment in the case of marijuana.

Immigration is another matter. That is clearly a power of the federal government.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (Ewo9R)

95 But dat weather, tho!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

96 75 But its nice to know California law overrides the Federal government
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 06:51 PM (ZCEU2)

Well, the Flag does say REPUBLIC of California.

Hmmm, maybe we could sue for false advertising?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (NgKpN)

97 We really should just nuke the san andreas fault.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:43 PM (Pll8Y)

We don't need California in Canada. We have enough home-grown Leftards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (LxWV7)

98 >>The Hill got rid of its reader comments?

Comments can ruin a Blog.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (Pll8Y)

99 I'd suggest illegals could share space with penguins but I think penguins are cute.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (97iIH)

100 >I don't get Tim pool. He seems pretty reasonable, but he'll still vote for Bernie when the time comes.

He's playing a role, nothing more.

"It's complicated," every time.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (L106N)

101 @bennyjohnson
The US military under President Beto looks lit

https://tinyurl.com/u8k58pe

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (wiXsO)

102 ''fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

positive flu test.

not me
patient

fuck''

What kind of flu we talking about?

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (RueoN)

103 California builds wall...it will be to keep them in.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (q1Q98)

104
I always assumed "The Hill" referred to Capitol Hill. But it could have another origin I suppose -- ant hill, hill of beans, random shitty little hill for whiny leftists, who knows...

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 06:54 PM (PDiNc)

105 OT....
PRAYERS PLEASE!!! Pappymayhem is being admitted to hospital for possible cardiac event. May have to be a heart cath procedure on Monday. Situation still uncertain.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (myjNJ)

106 What is Doctors were just bears in white coats?

Posted by: Gavin Newsome's Deep Thoughts at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (datdl)

107 I know that illegals make up a large percentage of our prison population, but I wonder what their percentage of arrests for DUIs is? Don't get me wrong, plenty of people born here commit the stupid act of getting hammered and getting behind the wheel, but it seems like a lot of the time you see an illegal's rap sheet, at least one DUI is on there.

Posted by: pookysgirl, cat furniture at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (XKZwp)

108 Oh, no! Will California stop cooperating with ICE now?

Posted by: Tongue Permanently Grafted to Cheek at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (aEGU4)

109 positive flu test

Look on the bright side: it could've been coronavirus.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

110 >>@GavinNewsom

"Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics."

Aaand then is their health insurer on the hook to cover rent?

And would this stop with housing, or could they write a prescription for a car, a job, a vacation? Maybe they'd need to update medical school curricula and establish non-pharmaceutical prescriptions, from hugs to penthouses. . .

Newsom thinks like a 5 year old..

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (bDqIh)

111 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (Ewo9R)

Yup, it wasn't until the Supremos decided that growing grain to feed your own chickens, is somehow interstate commerce, that the Fed Gov took over ALL commerce.

But there we are.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (NgKpN)

112 The Constitution doesn't give the federal government any authority whatsoever to regulate domestically-produced drugs (imported ones, yes). Note that giving the feds authority over alcohol required an actual constitutional amendment. I recall no such amendment in the case of marijuana.

Immigration is another matter. That is clearly a power of the federal government.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Lot of people in jail for pot would love to know that.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (9uM86)

113 What if a doctor's stethoscope made your heartbeat sound like 'Owner of a Lonely Heart' by Yes?

Posted by: Gavin Newsome's Deep Thoughts at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (datdl)

114 Prayers of course for Pappymayhem. And you too!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (Y4EXg)

115 Dems want a banana republic to rule over with an iron fist. You can't do that with Americans, so you gotta bring in people from banana republics. No training needed. For sale, banana republic citizen, no assembly required.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (9Om/r)

116 Related: Greyhound says it will stop allowing immigration checks on their buses.

https://tinyurl.com/yxxzoslz

Seems like that would endanger their USDOT number.

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (OMsf+)

117 92 not my patient.
but in department

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)

Is it corona or just flu flu.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (XathI)

118 105 OT....
PRAYERS PLEASE!!! Pappymayhem is being admitted to hospital for possible cardiac event. May have to be a heart cath procedure on Monday. Situation still uncertain.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (myjNJ)

I just sent a prayer up.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (TdMsT)

119

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)

Prayers up nurse.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (IYHxL)

120 Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM

Nuisance is in Montana?

Posted by: clutch at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (9UmRs)

121 ''Newsom thinks like a 5 year old..''

''But he's so handsome"' say CA soccer moms.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (RueoN)

122 > Yup, it wasn't until the Supremos decided that growing grain to feed your own chickens, is somehow interstate commerce

That's in the running for the worst Supreme Court decision ever. It needs to be terminated with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (Ewo9R)

123 I'm thinking about getting a fake Mexican passport for traveling in liberal states.

Bitterdonez Clingcia.

It's better than an attorney!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (lFY0c)

124 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

positive flu test.

not me
patient

fuck
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Meh. It's not so bad. After a couple of days of the near-death 'Oh please let it be over' phase, the will to live slowly returns.

Anyhoo, ain't you had 'the shot'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (NAs56)

125 Actually enforcing the law against "sanctuary" public officials could be a second step. First one would be to let all these jurisdictions know that federal law enforcement priorities will now reflect strict reciprocity. A jurisdiction that endangers the nation with "sanctuary" behavior will be at the bottom of the priority list. Apart from drugs and terrorism, you're kinda on your own for now. Sorry.

All those critical things where you're looking for federal help. Maybe. When we get done with the national crisis caused by mass illegal migration.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (El6T/)

126 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (myjNJ)

Prayers up also.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (IYHxL)

127 PRAYERS PLEASE!!! Pappymayhem is being admitted to
hospital for possible cardiac event. May have to be a heart cath
procedure on Monday. Situation still uncertain.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM

Consider it done, been there myself.

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (OMsf+)

128 >>Related: Greyhound says it will stop allowing immigration checks on their buses.

I'm guessing there is no way Greyhound gets a say in such matters.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (Pll8Y)

129 88 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

positive flu test.

not me
patient

fuck
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)

Don't people often test positive for the flu in hospitals?

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (cF8AT)

130 > Lot of people in jail for pot would love to know that.

Lots of other people have been put in jail for unconstitutional reasons over the years.

It doesn't make it right.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (Ewo9R)

131 Related: Greyhound says it will stop allowing immigration checks on their buses.

https://tinyurl.com/yxxzoslz

Seems like that would endanger their USDOT number.
Posted by: Bert G

No checks? Busses don't move.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (9uM86)

132 Alexandra,
Are you really this ignorant???

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (mBL57)

133 Lot of people in jail for pot would love to know that.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (9uM86)

Are there a LOT of FEDERAL Pot busts?

Unless its large scale importing?

Seems that most Pot cases was be State cases.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (NgKpN)

134 Nurse--was he diagnosed with the corona virus?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (TdMsT)

135 PRAYERS PLEASE!!!
Posted by: Madamemayhem
--

Yes, of course.

Is he in the hospital now?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (NAs56)

136 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

positive flu test.

not me
patient

fuck
Posted by: nurse ratched at February

guess the momee is off

Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (HALdu)

137 Lots of other people have been put in jail for unconstitutional reasons over the years.

It doesn't make it right.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Doesn't make it right. But they are still locked up.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (9uM86)

138 Newsom thinks like a 5 year old..

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (bDqIh)

He must have be in heaven when he was married to Gina.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (XathI)

139 ''Oh, no! Will California stop cooperating with ICE now?''

I think the Donald is sick and tired of CA shenanigans and perhaps told ICE to go for it.

Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (RueoN)

140 Newsom-- former San Francisco mayor, CA Lt Gov, now CA Gov....

He's a prime CAUSE of California homelessness. What a loony bin that state is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

141 >>Nuisance is in Montana?

His FIL owns about 20% of the valley I live in. He is always up here with his wife.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (Pll8Y)

142 PRAYERS PLEASE!!! Pappymayhem is being admitted to hospital for possible cardiac event. May have to be a heart cath procedure on Monday. Situation still uncertain.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (myjNJ)

Prayers up!

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM (cF8AT)

143 #LOLGF

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 21, 2020 07:00 PM (yQpMk)

144 Actually enforcing the law against "sanctuary" public officials could be a second step. First one would be to let all these jurisdictions know that federal law enforcement priorities will now reflect strict reciprocity. A jurisdiction that endangers the nation with "sanctuary" behavior will be at the bottom of the priority list. Apart from drugs and terrorism, you're kinda on your own for now. Sorry.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (El6T/)

Plus - make the officials responsible for "sanctuary" status personally liable for injuries and deaths attributable to those to whom they gave "sanctuary."

Sic the ambulance-chasing lawyers on them, and watch the fur fly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:00 PM (78Xqz)

145 46
Reminds me of that old joke How do you clear out the DMV? Where an ICE hat

Darn wear not where...Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (6XlcD)

It's OK. We read Typo here.

Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at February 21, 2020 07:00 PM (WG2XP)

146 11: "Plus the Arizona v U.S. case in 2012 held that Congress has plenary power over naturalization and the states have none except what Congress grants them."

Arizona v. U.S. is now backfiring on California lefties the way the Reid Rule came back to bite the Dems on judicial nominations when Trump took office with a GOP-majority Senate. And it's delicious.

Posted by: Alex at February 21, 2020 07:00 PM (vshng)

147

In other words, Greyhound just announced they were in the illegal human trafficking business.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:00 PM (VYGvH)

148 > PRAYERS PLEASE!!! Pappymayhem is being admitted to hospital for possible cardiac event.

Sorry to hear, and hoping for better news.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:00 PM (Ewo9R)

149 In prison, they don't consider that an act of love.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 07:01 PM (Eicbe)

150 He's a prime CAUSE of California ~~homelessness~~ vagrancy.

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:01 PM (78Xqz)

151 Prayers up MadamMayhem!!! May God be with your father and the doctors, and give you peace.

Prayers up for you too, nurse Ratchet. I hope it's just flu-flu, and not anything else.

Posted by: Moki at February 21, 2020 07:01 PM (mFoNl)

152 Are there a LOT of FEDERAL Pot busts?

Unless its large scale importing?

Seems that most Pot cases was be State cases.
Posted by: Romeo13

Lot of grow operations on federal land. DEA used to arrest on pot busts. It IS still illegal under federal law, which is why pot shops have to be cash.

Feds could squeeze if they wanted too.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 07:01 PM (9uM86)

153
134 Nurse--was he diagnosed with the corona virus?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 06:58 PM (TdMsT)

---

She's not answering! The miasma has reached her!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 07:01 PM (PDiNc)

154 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 07:02 PM (arJlL)

155 Nurse
Stay safe there!
I hope it's just the flu and not the Chinese never get over stuff.
That asshole from OR who jumped quarentine and flew back via Seattle from Cambodia because h, "Had an important address to give", could have been a carrier.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:02 PM (Tt761)

156 The AZ case was absurdly decided, of course, there has never has been any question of federal supremacy on the matter. That case prevented a state from helping the feds, voluntarily, on a critical matter of public security for that state. Idiotic and lawless, like much of judicial output for many years.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (El6T/)

157 Everytime I see something in the paper about a DWI with fatalities and the driver has a Hispanic last name I automatically wonder if it's an illegal. Of course they don't tell you. I approve of what Trump decided to do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (WI7YS)

158 She's not answering! The miasma has reached her!
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
------
Yeah...that's always the way of it, a fog of virus-laden fog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (C78No)

159 >>Feds could squeeze if they wanted too.

The Feds go after Dairy Farmers for selling whole, unprcoessed Milk to their Neighbors...

They don't don't need a Law or an Excuse, just the Motivation.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (Pll8Y)

160 Sending prayers, Madamemayhem!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (bDqIh)

161 Little Einsteins.

Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (ATCV4)

162 I've got a prescription here for a new bass boat. Now what?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (sWM8x)

163 I love illegal aliens just like everybody else does. I just love them more in their own freaking country.

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 07:04 PM (UUkQp)

164 Greyhound.

Who the hell takes a Greyhound in 2020?

Years ago I rode Trailways a lot and swore never again......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

165 Breaking the law: arresting an illegal alien

Not Breaking the law: illegal alien driving drunk

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2020 07:04 PM (EZebt)

166 In other words, Greyhound just announced they were in the illegal human trafficking business.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:00 PM

That's how I would interpret the announcement. Which could (or should) be theoretically bad for their drivers: https://tinyurl.com/qopyg99

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 07:04 PM (OMsf+)

167 I need a prescription for sex with a supermodel.

It's essential to my mental health.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:04 PM (Ewo9R)

168 I've got a prescription here for a new bass boat. Now what?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
--------

Medicare for all!

It's free!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (C78No)

169 California Uber Alles, bitches!

Posted by: Regular jelly biafra at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (6/uwW)

170 Who the hell takes a Greyhound in 2020?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 07:04 PM

Apparently, illegal aliens take Greyhound.

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (OMsf+)

171 The left are overtly importing a population to replace us. I wish it got the attention that it should since it tends to hurt poorer populations. I know though, between the far left and GOPe, with support from their corporate partners this story gets killed every time.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (cGlgB)

172 Is he in the hospital now?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020

Yes. They just admitted him from the ER. Thing two and his better half are overseeing the situation. They get to handle the delightfully contrary gentleman.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (myjNJ)

173 116
Related: Greyhound says it will stop allowing immigration checks on their buses.

I'm unfamiliar with the bus company supremacy clause of the Constitution.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

174 U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents reportedly violated a California state law that prohibits immigration officers from arresting undocumented immigrants without a judicial warrant on Tuesday, according to the Associated Press.

Gavin Newsom = George Wallace

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (JCrfD)

175 PRAYERS PLEASE!!!
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Will pray for him and the medical team and your family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (WI7YS)

176 " The 2019 bill prevents civil arrests . . "

You fancy lawyers here - can you help me - is this not a criminal arrest?

Is not showing up to court a civil infraction rather than a criminal one? Because if I don't show up, I'm think a warrant from my arrest will be issued.

Is there civil warrants and criminal warrants?

I ask in all honesty.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (Ozpxd)

177 Newsom thinks like a 5 year old..

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 06:55 PM (bDqIh)

At baseball practice I got my leg humped by a wealthy liberal shithead who thought that carbon formed under the earth's crust, who is considering investing in sheds in which to raise cattle so as to catch their farts, who adamantly maintains that electric vehicles are the future (because "a lot of smart people" think so), and who asserted that 100,000 scientists believe in global warming.

He literally came across like a five year old worried about the boogie man. My question: how did someone this stupid AND ignorant get all that money?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (78Xqz)

178 > Who the hell takes a Greyhound in 2020?

Illegal aliens, obviously.

In general, anyone who likes to travel by paying cash and not having to show an ID.

That's how the Unabomber got around.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (Ewo9R)

179 I need a prescription for sex with a supermodel.

It's essential to my mental health.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February

now you just need to find a supermod that committed numerous murders so she can be sentenced to have sex with you.

Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (HALdu)

180 Greyhound.

Who the hell takes a Greyhound in 2020?

Years ago I rode Trailways a lot and swore never again......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 07:04 PM

Fung Wah ftw!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (rBtIz)

181 Related: Greyhound says it will stop allowing immigration checks on their buses.

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (JCrfD)

182 Oh geez, nurse - stay safe!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (bDqIh)

183 Look, ICE had documents for the "undocumented".

That's the real act of love.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (Eicbe)

184 Prayers up Madamemayhem

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (Tt761)

185 Yes. They just admitted him from the ER. Thing two and his better half are overseeing the situation. They get to handle the delightfully contrary gentleman.
Posted by: Madamemayhem
----

Okay. The best place to be at this point.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:06 PM (C78No)

186 Gavin Newsom = George Wallace

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (JCrfD)

"Diversity today, diversity tomorrow, diversity forever!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (78Xqz)

187 I need a prescription for sex with a supermodel.

Right, hand jobs for everyone! Gives new meaning to pressing the flesh during a campaign.

Posted by: no good deed at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (MmFTx)

188 "Maybe we should sell them to Mexico"
The Mexican War was a huge mistake. Let's correct the error: return California to Mexico.

Posted by: Brown Line at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (S6ArX)

189 Jay that would require a new law - some are working on it but it's a hopeless struggle (to make public officials liable that way).

My suggested tactics require no new law. Though the completely absent backdrop of *any* political effort, whatsoever, to properly politicize and make this issue toxic for elected officials would help, and might even help enough to get many needed new legislative changes.

But episodic tearful appearances with Angel Moms, and a few ICE actions long over-due, are what we're going to get.

And the legal immigration/labor front is looking like Army Group Center about January '15. The GOP is chomping at the bit, may not be able to resist on ag labor, and the administration is continuing to put Americans last on the Hs and Bs.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (El6T/)

190 > now you just need to find a supermod that committed numerous murders so she can be sentenced to have sex with you.

Nah, just a court order should be all that's necessary.

We're already being told that it's a "hate crime" to refuse to have sex with a tranny.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (Ewo9R)

191 152
Are there a LOT of FEDERAL Pot busts?

I'll bet business is pretty good at the border.

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (K22Va)

192 Um, that would have been January '45, duh.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 07:07 PM (El6T/)

193 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (78Xqz)

Just because someone is good at making money doesn't mean they have any wisdom. They're just good at making money.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (IYHxL)

194 COVID19

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (d7Ww2)

195
At baseball practice I got my leg humped by a wealthy liberal shithead who thought that carbon formed under the earth's crust, who is considering investing in sheds in which to raise cattle so as to catch their farts, who adamantly maintains that electric vehicles are the future (because "a lot of smart people" think so), and who asserted that 100,000 scientists believe in global warming.

He literally came across like a five year old worried about the boogie man. My question: how did someone this stupid AND ignorant get all that money?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (78Xqz)

So...

You met my block-husband, I see.

Yeah, he has a PhD.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (TdMsT)

196 Newsom thinks like a 5 year old..

So do his voters.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

197 That's the real act of love.
Posted by: Axeman
--------

Three hots and a cot. As good as it gets!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (C78No)

198 He literally came across like a five year old worried about the boogie man. My question: how did someone this stupid AND ignorant get all that money?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (78Xqz)

By being specialized in on area.

Posted by: Someguy at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (Zm+LZ)

199 Who the hell takes a Greyhound in 2020?

Vagrants making their way to California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (78Xqz)

200
Greyhound announces they don't give a shit about the rule of law; safety of their passengers; nor their drivers. Brilliant!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (VYGvH)

201 Prayers up, madame. {{{madame}}}

Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 07:09 PM (uEbPt)

202 Oh fuck, nurse ratched.

Posted by: no good deed at February 21, 2020 07:09 PM (MmFTx)

203 Three hots and a cot. As good as it gets!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (C78No)
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And documents. Don't forget the documents.

I cried because I had no job, until I saw a man who had no documents.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 07:09 PM (Eicbe)

204 By being specialized in one area.
Posted by: Someguy at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (Zm+LZ)

Yeah, but what? Among his other ideas was to bottle a moisturizer in a soap-based bottle.

Huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:09 PM (78Xqz)

205 COVID19
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Ugh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (DCYln)

206 Prayers sent Madamemayhem.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (wiXsO)

207 PRAYERS PLEASE!!! Pappymayhem is being admitted to hospital for possible cardiac event. May have to be a heart cath procedure on Monday. Situation still uncertain.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

OK !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (arJlL)

208 75 But its nice to know California law overrides the Federal government
Posted by: Skip
____________

Just think of all the property tax revenues Sacramento is missing out on by not taxing the national parks. For the left to be logically consistent (I crack myself up), they should immediately pass legislation to tax federal property.

It's for the children!

Posted by: Furious George at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (9vQJW)

209 At baseball practice I got my leg humped by a wealthy liberal shithead
who thought that carbon formed under the earth's crust, who is
considering investing in sheds in which to raise cattle so as to catch
their farts

Did you suggest an hermetically sealed box for the cows? You know, so you can be sure to catch all the rogue flatus.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

210 > COVID19

Oh, no.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (Ewo9R)

211 Prayers up madamemayhem!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

212
Who the hell takes a Greyhound in 2020?

Illegal aliens, obviously.

=======

Also homeless people from Podunk, Flyover whose mayors ship them to San Diego.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (G51Gf)

213 Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)

Prayers up nurse.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (arJlL)

214 I hope things end up good Madamemayhem!

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (K22Va)

215 >> Oh fuck, nurse ratched.

$20

Same as in town.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (Pll8Y)

216 COVID19
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM

Is it some kind of code?

*fires up enigma*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (rBtIz)

217 motherfuckinghampsterfucker

whatever. people are selfish pricks.

wash your hands
stay home if you are sick

and for crying out loud, don't be a douche and think the rules don't apply to you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (d7Ww2)

218 So, we could pass a state law that barred arresting people for non-payment of federal taxes?

Hmm...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

219 You met my block-husband, I see.

Yeah, he has a PhD.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (TdMsT)

Good lord. In what subject?

One of the guys had told Einstein my background, so he came over to run some of his thoughtlets by me. They really were moronic. I just mentioned a few of them above. Raising cattle in sheds with fans to catch their farts was my favorite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (78Xqz)

220 Funny how the scum suddenly care about states rights when they're making the laws.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (h4i5u)

221 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Prayers up from here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 07:12 PM (BiNEL)

222 His FIL owns about 20% of the valley I live in. He is always up here with his wife.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 06:59 PM

Aren't you lucky. I'm sure he welcomes elk hunters on his land.

Posted by: clutch at February 21, 2020 07:12 PM (9UmRs)

223 44 > I don't understand the desire to make illegals subject to no laws whatsoever.

I suspect this has some bearing on Trump's growing support with black Americans. When's the last time black guys got a break from the laws? It's gotta burn them up, seeing illegals get turned loose even when they've committed heinous crimes, and the black kid from the hood will never, ever, get the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: April at February 21, 2020 07:12 PM (OX9vb)

224 Reminds me of that old joke How do you clear out the DMV? Where an ICE hat

Darn wear not where...Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2020 06:47 PM (6XlcD)

Where ICE hat ?

THERE ICE hat, amigo !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 07:12 PM (arJlL)

225 SD is full no room for homeless. Really! You should see the shithole that place is becoming. Its a shame.

Posted by: High low yo at February 21, 2020 07:12 PM (nzKWW)

226 Prayers up for you nurse!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 07:12 PM (myjNJ)

227 Nah, just a court order should be all that's necessary.
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Yep, here's Melvin, your court appointed supermodel.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (sWM8x)

228 158 She's not answering! The miasma has reached her!
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Yeah...that's always the way of it, a fog of virus-laden fog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (C78No)

Watch for plague doctors in bird beak masks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

229 Did you suggest an hermetically sealed box for the cows? You know, so you can be sure to catch all the rogue flatus.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

That gem was early on, and I thought he was kidding.

Turns out: nope.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (78Xqz)

230 COVID19 isn't flu. That is the Dos Equis Virus.

Stay safe, nurse.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (ykYG2)

231 Raising cattle in sheds with fans to catch their farts was my favorite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (78Xqz)

Did he discuss collecting the caw fart methane to power the farm generators so you could go off the grid?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (BiNEL)

232 123 I'm thinking about getting a fake Mexican passport for traveling in liberal states.....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 06:57 PM (lFY0c)
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Yeah, except border-jumping illegals don't usually have passports. Why would they need them?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (M/9m0)

233 216 COVID19
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM

Is it some kind of code?

*fires up enigma*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:11 PM (rBtIz)

John has a long mustache.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

234 You know who else was surprised that federal law trumped state law? The Confederates.

Which is to say the Democrats.

Posted by: Thatch at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (qWceQ)

235 I need a prescription for sex with a supermodel.

It's essential to my mental health.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February

he's a model, he'super

Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (HALdu)

236 194 COVID19
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (d7Ww2)

Oh no.

Nurse, I will pray for you. Is there an anti viral you can take right now?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (TdMsT)

237 you too, madame.

you too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (d7Ww2)

238 Oh, hell, nurse. That's what I get for not reading.

*hangs head in shame *

Stay safe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (rBtIz)

239 > Raising cattle in sheds with fans to catch their farts was my favorite.

Hey, I've got it! Methane is somewhat less dense than air, and can be used as a lifting gas in balloons.

Dirigibles. Giant dirigibles full of cows, roaming the upper atmosphere.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (Ewo9R)

240 225 SD is full no room for homeless. Really! You should see the shithole that place is becoming. Its a shame.
Posted by: High low yo at February 21, 2020 07:12 PM (nzKWW)

Meanwhile, the shitheads in Encintas (north county) are setting aside parking spaces for people living in their cars, and a hippie lesbian dipshit on the Carlsbad city council is proposing to follow suit.

I think it must be something in the water.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (78Xqz)

241 Yeah...that's always the way of it, a fog of virus-laden fog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 07:03 PM (C78No)

Watch for plague doctors in bird beak masks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February

think ancient aliens covered that

Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (HALdu)

242 Ironic that if/when the Communists gain control of the Federal Government I will be wanting State law to trump Federal law. Sheesh, things are a mess.

Posted by: tubal at February 21, 2020 07:15 PM (90T4r)

243 204 By being specialized in one area.
Posted by: Someguy at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (Zm+LZ)

Yeah, but what? Among his other ideas was to bottle a moisturizer in a soap-based bottle.

Huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:09 PM (78Xqz)

Could be sales or something. Lots of money in selling things(that is what investment banking is for example).

Posted by: Someguy at February 21, 2020 07:15 PM (Zm+LZ)

244 Dirigibles. Giant dirigibles full of cows, roaming the upper atmosphere.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

But then you'd have to watch out for the Focke-Wulfs.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

245 Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM

Nurse, any idea of travel history or how much potential public exposure?

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (OMsf+)

246 234 You know who else was surprised that federal law trumped state law? The Confederates.

Which is to say the Democrats.
Posted by: Thatch at February 21, 2020 07:13 PM (qWceQ)

Any they were also happy to make use of things like the incredibly invasive Fugitive Slave law when it suited them.

Posted by: Someguy at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (Zm+LZ)

247 >>COVID19

Posted by: nurse ratched

OH sh#t.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (bDqIh)

248 At baseball practice I got my leg humped by a wealthy liberal shithead who thought that carbon formed under the earth's crust, who is considering investing in sheds in which to raise cattle so as to catch their farts, who adamantly maintains that electric vehicles are the future (because "a lot of smart people" think so), and who asserted that 100,000 scientists believe in global warming.

He literally came across like a five year old worried about the boogie man. My question: how did someone this stupid AND ignorant get all that money?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:05 PM (78Xqz)

Well, diamonds form under the Earth's crust, so he not 100% wrong; just maybe 99.9999$ wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (LxWV7)

249 who is considering investing in sheds in which to raise cattle so as to catch their farts,

I thought the greenies and animal rightists demanded that cows sleep in feather beds and have city wide roaming rights?

Cows produce better milk when they are well cared for. Testing by various ag colleges showed that cows who were protected from the elements, listened to music while they were milked and had plenty of pasture time produce significantly higher protein and fat percentages in their milk.

So I think stuffing them into little boxes so their poots don't create free-range methane bubbles might be construed as inhumane.)

Posted by: Moki at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (mFoNl)

250 Who the hell takes a Greyhound in 2020?

Illegals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 07:16 PM (85Gof)

251 " The 2019 bill prevents civil arrests . . "

You fancy lawyers here - can you help me - is this not a criminal arrest?

Is not showing up to court a civil infraction rather than a criminal one? Because if I don't show up, I'm think a warrant from my arrest will be issued.

Is there civil warrants and criminal warrants?

I ask in all honesty.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

Are they arresting them for being in the country illegally?

That's a federal felony.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 07:17 PM (9uM86)

252 Greyhound announces they don't give a shit about the rule of law; safety of their passengers; nor their drivers. Brilliant!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:08 PM (VYGvH)\

They might as well change their name to Hellhound now and get it over with.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:17 PM (9Om/r)

253 Seems like that would endanger their USDOT number.

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 06:56 PM (OMsf+)

Only if we were a serious nation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 07:17 PM (BiNEL)

254 Prayers up, Madamemayhem.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:17 PM (rBtIz)

255 Hey, I've got it! Methane is somewhat less dense than air, and can be used as a lifting gas in balloons.

Dirigibles. Giant dirigibles full of cows, roaming the upper atmosphere.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (Ewo9R)

Methane (MW 16) is about half the density of air (80% N2, MW 28, 20% O2 MW 32).

The funny part about his idea was that he was proposing using methane as a fuel as a way to combat global warming by the killer pollutant CO2. I didn't have the heart to tell him what the combustion product of methane is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:17 PM (78Xqz)

256 Nurse r, prayers up for you and the hospital team.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (BiNEL)

257 Dirigibles. Giant dirigibles full of cows, roaming the upper atmosphere.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

But then you'd have to watch out for the Focke-Wulfs.
Posted by: pep

Falling cow pies.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (9uM86)

258 "This is a direct violation of state law."

Nope.

Imagine a passing a state law that said the IRS couldn't arrest people in the state for not paying their federal taxes. The federal government would simply ignore the law. If any state official tried to interfere they would be guilty of obstruction of justice, and also get arrested. In fact, the politicians that passed and signed such a law are technically obstructing justice, and breaking federal law in the process. They are very lucky not to be in jail.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (+DS2f)

259 who adamantly maintains that electric vehicles are the future

When we've gone fully to electric vehicles, the worry will be ozone pollution, magnetic pollution, etc. They'll never give up the grift.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

260 Dirigibles. Giant dirigibles full of cows, roaming the upper atmosphere.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (Ewo9R)

The Holsteinberg!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (LxWV7)

261 They might as well change their name to Hellhound now and get it over with.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:17 PM (9Om/r)

The Vagrant Express.

Can you imagine being stuck on cross-country bus with a bunch of malodorous vagrants? /shudder

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (78Xqz)

262 "This is a direct violation of state law."

Nope.

Imagine a passing a state law that said the IRS couldn't arrest people in the state for not paying their federal taxes. The federal government would simply ignore the law. If any state official tried to interfere they would be guilty of obstruction of justice, and also get arrested. In fact, the politicians that passed and signed such a law are technically obstructing justice, and breaking federal law in the process. They are very lucky not to be in jail.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February

Sure it is.

Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (HALdu)

263 > Imagine a passing a state law that said the IRS couldn't arrest people in the state for not paying their federal taxes.

Next there'll be home owners associations declaring that certain laws don't apply in their area.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (Ewo9R)

264 Coronavirus seems to cause an increase in social activity and an urge to travel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

265 When we've gone fully to electric vehicles, the worry will be ozone pollution, magnetic pollution, etc. They'll never give up the grift.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

Wait until they find out what's entailed in battery recycling. You wanna talk pollution? There ya go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (78Xqz)

266 Not to worry, SD's homeless will enjoy a windfall, surely, from the idiotic new tax that the idiots here will likely approve. You see, it's only on *visitors*, via hotel room tax. Oh - it will also fund more street repair, something that for decades required no special taxes to have the best roads in the country. Funny that.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (El6T/)

267
The GOP is chomping at the bit, may not be able to resist on ag labor

Posted by: rhomboid

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I'd be okay with an ACTUAL temporary ag workers' program. The trouble is, no one would ever go home.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 07:20 PM (G51Gf)

268 Sheds to capture farts?

I just assume anyone I meet face to face is an absolute lunatic these days. Fortunately I work from home so I don't meet many people. Plenty of crazies online though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 07:20 PM (j3npP)

269 "This is a direct violation of state law."

To which Federal law is subordinate.

I believe the hierarchy is

HOA rules > city ordinances > state laws > Federal law

Is that about right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:21 PM (78Xqz)

270 Dirigibles. Giant dirigibles full of cows, roaming the upper atmosphere.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:14 PM (Ewo9R)

The Holsteinberg!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM

Oh, the huge manatee!

*work with me, here, I don't know cow breeds*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:21 PM (rBtIz)

271 Can you imagine being stuck on cross-country bus with a bunch of malodorous vagrants? /shudder
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:18 PM (78Xqz)

On one of my Trailways adventures, I once sat next to a man for about 20 hours who continued to tell me and the other passengers how he had his brain removed about a week prior and he was riding the bus to North Carolina for a follow up.

Weird.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM (Z+IKu)

272 Did you suggest an hermetically sealed box for the cows? You know, so you can be sure to catch all the rogue flatus.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

Or equip them with cowtalytic converters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM (LxWV7)

273 268 Sheds to capture farts?

I just assume anyone I meet face to face is an absolute lunatic these days. Fortunately I work from home so I don't meet many people. Plenty of crazies online though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 07:20 PM (j3npP)

It's priceless, isn't it? That's why I thought he was joking. Finally I ran down a fly ball just to get away from him in the outfield.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM (78Xqz)

274 DJ G : One of the guys had told Einstein my background, so he came over to run some of his thoughtlets by me. They really were moronic.

Fortunately, I know I'm a moron, so I'm happy to regale y'all with my ideas on colonising Venus.

So here we go!

Maxwell Montes certainly has katabatic winds blasting down the slope to the ecliptic east. Wind power here can do at least to suck out the air from an internal chamber, to operate an airlock, and to operate a computer room [per Rodrigo Borgia: using vacuum-tubes, as it will be hot but low pressure].

What I'd like to know is, if I've compressed the air on the inside, can I pump some of it through a tube exposed to the outside, where it's 700 K and 5-6 MPa, cooling down this compressed air? so I can let some of that back out on the inside. Humans and electronics will do better at 300 K than at 700 K.

Or does my coolant have to be liquid, meaning the usual refrigeration cycle used in Australian mines. Liquid sodium or (better) sulphur will work at these pressures and temperatures but both are very reactive (although sodium might not react with other metals). I have no idea what form of metal pipe I could use to keep sulphur coolant on the inside. Also they'll only get me down to 400 K.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM (ykYG2)

275 Wait until they find out what's entailed in battery recycling. You wanna talk pollution? There ya go.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (78Xqz)

Or in mining the raw materials, they should visit a nickel mine in Sudbury.

Posted by: clutch at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM (9UmRs)

276 Sheds to capture farts?

Shit all you really need is a Dutch oven

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (85Gof)

277 Trump needs to start a rally with the song "Start Up the Rotors".

Posted by: free tibet at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (x/2Z8)

278 > I didn't have the heart to tell him what the combustion product of methane is.

True enough, but I think the idea is that the carbon in the cow fart methane isn't a fossil fuel, but was instead removed from the atmosphere when the crops for the cattle feed were grown. So the overall carbon balance is neutral.

That doesn't make it not a cockamamie idea, but slightly less of one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (Ewo9R)

279 270 RMBS
There wasn't any reason to bring up Lena Dunham in thsi thread.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (Tt761)

280
Yeah, so Willona, who I always thought was named Vilona, is mort.

Funny how James was killed off on the show over 40 years ago but outlived Florida and Willona.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (VYGvH)

281
"COVID19" is the same as "Wuhan, Escaped From Lab, Fuck Up The Planet, Shut-up Stupid Round-eye" coronavirus that everyone's been talking about. The new code is more respectful of the delicate sensibilities of the Chinese government.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (PDiNc)

282 Blonde Morticia thats what I thought, so their picking oranges one day then serving lunch in a restaurant the next.

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (ZCEU2)

283 It's priceless, isn't it? That's why I thought he was joking. Finally I ran down a fly ball just to get away from him in the outfield.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

LOL, I bet you didn't even have a glove !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (arJlL)

284 Wait until they find out what's entailed in battery recycling. You wanna talk pollution? There ya go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM

Hell, just the manufacturing is bad due to the mining. https://tinyurl.com/srqf2rh

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (OMsf+)

285 On one of my Trailways adventures, I once sat next
to a man for about 20 hours who continued to tell me and the other
passengers how he had his brain removed about a week prior and he was
riding the bus to North Carolina for a follow up.

Weird.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

=====
Did he ever mention a guy named Corn Pop? Discuss hairy legs?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2020 07:24 PM (8AONa)

286 There wasn't any reason to bring up Lena Dunham in thsi thread.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM

I stand duly chastened.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:24 PM (rBtIz)

287 Next there'll be home owners associations declaring that certain laws don't apply in their area.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (Ewo9R)

I'm waiting for the first HOA to declare itself a nuclear-free zone.

They'll do it; they just haven't thought of it yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:24 PM (78Xqz)

288 If we need to capture farts, South Park did a documentary about how San Franciscans recapture theirs.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:24 PM (ykYG2)

289 My question: how did someone this stupid AND ignorant get all that money?

Is his last name Biden?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:24 PM (oVJmc)

290 LOL, I bet you didn't even have a glove !
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (arJlL)

I'd have caught the ball in my hat if necessary. Any excuse to get away from this clown.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:25 PM (78Xqz)

291 Maxwell Montes certainly has katabatic winds blasting down the slope to the ecliptic east.

I love saying katabatic winds. It's so much fun. Katabatic winds. KatabaticWINDS! KATABATIC WINDS!!!
As to your problem, I suggest pipes of unobtainium.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2020 07:25 PM (T6t7i)

292 On one of my Trailways adventures, I once sat next to a man for about 20 hours who continued to tell me and the other passengers how he had his brain removed about a week prior and he was riding the bus to North Carolina for a follow up.

Weird.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM

Did this involve being rocked like a wagon wheel in any way?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:25 PM (rBtIz)

293
Blonde Morticia thats what I thought, so their picking oranges one day then serving lunch in a restaurant the next.
Posted by: Skip

======

Hah, they're picking oranges one day then applying for free shit the next.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 07:25 PM (G51Gf)

294 281
"COVID19" is the same as "Wuhan, Escaped From Lab, Fuck Up The Planet, Shut-up Stupid Round-eye" coronavirus that everyone's been talking about. The new code is more respectful of the delicate sensibilities of the Chinese government.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 07:23 PM (PDiNc)

My suggestions of Coolie Cough or Chinee Flu went over like a lead balloon.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM (j3npP)

295 Virginia is on its way to giving out "driver privilege cards" to "undocumented immigrants." Estimated number of people who can get them? 100,000.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM (nRNOc)

296 264 Coronavirus seems to cause an increase in social activity and an urge to travel.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

12 Monkeys

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM (P5k1D)

297 > What I'd like to know is, if I've compressed the air on the inside, can I pump some of it through a tube exposed to the outside

Yeah, should work. As long as you have a temperature differential, a Carnot cycle will work.

> (although sodium might not react with other metals).

The experimental liquid metal fast breeder reactors were sodium cooled, and (in a slightly less exotic application) there used to be (and maybe still are) high performance automobile engine valves that had sodium cores. So there are ways around the corrosion problems.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM (Ewo9R)

298 279 . Fie on thee, that is an insult to manatees.

Posted by: Moki at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM (mFoNl)

299
On one of my Trailways adventures, I once sat next
to a man for about 20 hours who continued to tell me and the other
passengers how he had his brain removed about a week prior and he was
riding the bus to North Carolina for a follow up.

Weird.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

======

What was the city/state of his permanent residence? I mean, maybe his brain was removed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM (G51Gf)

300 Hairyback guy - maybe he had a temporary brain until his permanent one was completed.

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (ZCEU2)

301 My suggestions of Coolie Cough or Chinee Flu went over like a lead balloon.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM

I thought it was being popularly referred to as the Kung Flu.

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (OMsf+)

302 My suggestions of Coolie Cough or Chinee Flu went over like a lead balloon.

... on Venus.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (ykYG2)

303 My suggestions of Coolie Cough or Chinee Flu went over like a lead balloon.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM

I still like To Wong Flu and Hong Kong Fluey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (rBtIz)

304 Does Covid-19 give you chinese eyes?

Posted by: Cheech at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (t41dG)

305 Okay. and this is real.
Per ordinance , it is unlawful, a gross misdemeanor, to use or detonate a nuclear weapon in the City of Seattle.
Punishable by a $500.00 fine.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (Tt761)

306
If we need to capture farts, South Park did a documentary about how San Franciscans recapture theirs.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:24 PM (ykYG2)

Probably use modified rebreathers.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (9Om/r)

307 >> Sheds to capture farts?

Out of curiosity: why are bovine farts so important over, say, human farts, elephant farts. . .? Why are they not outlawing beans and taxing flatulence (watch out, Swalliwell!)?

*The real answer is because they want us to all go vegan, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (bDqIh)

308 Virginia is on its way to giving out "driver
privilege cards" to "undocumented immigrants." Estimated number of
people who can get them? 100,000.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM

Let me guess: also acceptable identification for voting?

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (OMsf+)

309 Wait until they find out what's entailed in battery recycling. You wanna talk pollution? There ya go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:19 PM

How many people actually take the time to recycle batteries???

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (h4i5u)

310 Okay. and this is real.

Per ordinance , it is unlawful, a gross misdemeanor, to use or detonate a nuclear weapon in the City of Seattle.

Punishable by a $500.00 fine.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (Tt761)

I got $500, wheres the fucking button.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (9Om/r)

311 273
268 Sheds to capture farts?

They should stick one of those milk sucking tubes up its ass.

Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 07:29 PM (K22Va)

312 Out of curiosity: why are bovine farts so important over, say, human farts, elephant farts. . .? Why are they not outlawing beans and taxing flatulence (watch out, Swalliwell!)?

Ban Mexican restaurants!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:29 PM (78Xqz)

313 It's a kinder, gentler invasion!

Posted by: Jeb! at February 21, 2020 07:29 PM (EgshT)

314 > Out of curiosity: why are bovine farts so important over, say, human farts, elephant farts. . .

The digestion of a cows and other ruminants relies on symbiotic gut bacteria to ferment the vegetation, so cows fart A LOT.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:30 PM (Ewo9R)

315 Gay marriage is legal in my state, despite state Constitution that says it isn't.

Posted by: Don Burton at February 21, 2020 07:30 PM (KoWnw)

316 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:22 PM (ykYG2)

Did you pick Venus because that's where all the women are?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 07:30 PM (2DOZq)

317 I got $500, wheres the fucking button.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

can I please have a headstart?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:30 PM (d7Ww2)

318 Out of curiosity: why are bovine farts so important over, say, human farts, elephant farts. . .? Why are they not outlawing beans and taxing flatulence (watch out, Swalliwell!)?

Ban Mexican restaurants!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:29 PM (78Xqz)

Couple of years ago the Unit went out to an Indian restaurant in Groton. I was embarrassed to roll down the window at the gate to show my ID card.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (85Gof)

319 Hairyback guy - maybe he had a temporary brain until his permanent one was completed.
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (ZCEU2)

I know, right?

Posted by: Abby Normal at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (LxWV7)

320 >Per ordinance , it is unlawful, a gross misdemeanor, to use or detonate a nuclear weapon in the City of Seattle.
Punishable by a $500.00 fine.
Posted by: Winston

Huh.
Hold my beer...

get your people back this is gonna be a big one

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (iTXRQ)

321 How many people actually take the time to recycle batteries???
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (h4i5u)

Nobody. But they're not talking about AAA batteries. They're talking about big-ass batteries that can power a vehicle.

Just imagine if the car battery pack gets shorted to the chassis. You could have a really exciting time if you touch some bare metal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (78Xqz)

322 I got $500, wheres the fucking button.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

can I please have a headstart?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:30 PM (d7Ww2)

Yup, and I'll even let you push it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (9Om/r)

323 >>I got $500, wheres the fucking button.

You can afford the fine, but there will still be some fallout.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (Pll8Y)

324 Berserker
There are some morns in Seattle, we need to get them out first.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (Tt761)

325 310 Okay. and this is real.

Per ordinance , it is unlawful, a gross misdemeanor, to use or detonate a nuclear weapon in the City of Seattle.

Punishable by a $500.00 fine.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:27 PM (Tt761)

I got $500, wheres the fucking button.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (9Om/r)

Worth it. What about San Francisco?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

326 I got $500, wheres the fucking button.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I... I love you.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 21, 2020 07:32 PM (myjNJ)

327 I've thought for a long time the IRS should be weaponized to go after immigration.

Every illegal working here is committing some form of either tax evasion or identity theft.

They don't all work for cash mowing lawns.

Eventually they will self deport if life is made miserable for them.

Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 07:32 PM (sjTfF)

328 morons.
Shit I can't even blame auto-cucumber for that.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:32 PM (Tt761)

329 The real answer is because they want us to all go vegan, right?
Posted by: Lizzy

Being vegan, that's why cows fart so much

Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2020 07:32 PM (vd8XM)

330 How many people actually take the time to recycle batteries???
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (h4i5u)

Nobody. But they're not talking about AAA batteries. They're talking about big-ass batteries that can power a vehicle.

Just imagine if the car battery pack gets shorted to the chassis. You could have a really exciting time if you touch some bare metal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (78Xqz)

Oh, ok. I'm just late to the party as usual.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:32 PM (h4i5u)

331 cows fart A LOT.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:30 PM

Solution: slaughter them young to mitigate the effect.

Eat Moar Veel!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2020 07:32 PM (rBtIz)

332 The only countries who have been taking this pandemic seriously are Isreal, Mongolia, Russia, and North Korea.

We are not a serious country. The economy, GDP, Consoomerism, and stock prices are more important than human lives.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (P5k1D)

333 Worth it. What about San Francisco?
Posted by: Insomniac

um, can I have a heads up before you nuke my city please?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (d7Ww2)

334 Gay marriage is legal in my state, despite state Constitution that says it isn't.
Posted by: Don Burton at February 21, 2020 07:30 PM (KoWnw)

Since the SC said the Constitution of the United States says it's legal what can you do?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

335 324 Berserker
There are some morns in Seattle, we need to get them out first.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (Tt761)

And eves too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

336 >> cows fart A LOT.

This. They are almost as bad as pregnant women.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (Pll8Y)

337 Did you pick Venus because that's where all the women are?

*cues up Donna Summer's 'Hot Stuff'*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (ykYG2)

338 Let me guess: also acceptable identification for voting?

Posted by: Bert G at February 21, 2020 07:28 PM (OMsf+)

It is still in the legislative process, but as currently written it wouldn't (stop laughing). However, I'm sure the lines at the DMV during the same time people are trying to get Real ID licenses are going to soon be utterly delightful.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (nRNOc)

339 > Did you pick Venus because that's where all the women are?

"'Twas on the Good Ship Venus..."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (Ewo9R)

340 >> cows fart A LOT.

This. They are almost as bad as pregnant women.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (Pll8Y)

Pregnant people.

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (78Xqz)

341 Berserker
There are some morns in Seattle, we need to get them out first.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 21, 2020 07:31 PM (Tt761)

And the morns and the evens were the first day.

- in Genesis somewhere

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (h4i5u)

342 Fuck that shit. I want to see the DEA start fucking up pot shops.

Everywhere.

Enforce. The. Law.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 06:50 PM (9uM86)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Right. That's some WICKED smart politics right there. Staggeringly stupid.

Posted by: deadrody at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (/jrmI)

343 >>The digestion of a cows and other ruminants relies on symbiotic gut bacteria to ferment the vegetation, so cows fart A LOT.

Thanks, that makes sense - at least about why cows.
Still find the idea of attempting to harness an entire species' flatulence hilarious.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (bDqIh)

344 > Solution: slaughter them young to mitigate the effect.

Newsletter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (Ewo9R)

345 An alarming number of humans are losing the instinct for self-preservation.

Posted by: klaftern at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (RuIsu)

346 Just imagine if the car battery pack gets shorted to the chassis. You could have a really exciting time if you touch some bare metal.

They're getting stronger every year. *ZOT*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (ykYG2)

347 I used to take the Greyhound out of Erie, PA to go to the Niagra Falls casino. It would take you to the Buffalo city bus terminal, and then the city bus would go out to the Falls, with a stop in front of the hotel. Return just as easy, and it beats driving in the winter. On return, CBP in Erie would board for an ID check. I could never figure out why they didn't do it at departure from Buffalo, as there were 4 or 5 brief stops before Erie, giving opportunity for somebody to get loose in the interior.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (C1Lsn)

348 Virginia is on its way to giving out "driver
privilege cards" to "undocumented immigrants." Estimated number of
people who can get them? 100,000.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 07:26 PM
++++++++++++++
In *Virginia?* A state with 8.3 million people and that is nowhere near a border? That implies 1.2% of the state population is illegal and it isn't even in a high-risk geography?

Assuming that figure for the whole country puts the illegal population at 42 million. It might be higher - lots of parts of this country are in higher-risk geographies.

Yeah, that 25 million number they always push is total, unalloyed bullshit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 07:36 PM (IT/Xb)

349 Solution: slaughter them young to mitigate the effect.

Ah, so Planned Parenthood is just fighting global warming, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:36 PM (78Xqz)

350 Right. That's some WICKED smart politics right there. Staggeringly stupid.
Posted by: deadrody at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (/jrmI)

Eh, just bust the ones in blue States.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 07:36 PM (LxWV7)

351 I ruled out bus travel about that time that the guy went nuts and beheaded his seat mate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

352 speaking of Venus I just bought a $18 box of chocolates for $9. The week after Valentine's Day is a magical week

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 07:36 PM (ykYG2)

353 Is Gangs of New York a pro immigration movie?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 07:37 PM (2DOZq)

354 >> cows fart A LOT.

This. They are almost as bad as pregnant women.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (Pll8Y)

Except cows don't scream st you because you won't go get ice cream at 3am.

Advantage, cows.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 21, 2020 07:37 PM (h4i5u)

355 You know it might be more fun to live in the Leftists coo coo land, just don't really worry the planet is going to burn up in 10 years.

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 07:37 PM (ZCEU2)

356 Nurse is in Seattle, correct?

A lot of Chinks and Dinks in and out of there.

Earnest prayers for you, nurse.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 07:37 PM (MMC4G)

357

noood

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 07:37 PM (VYGvH)

358 um, can I have a heads up before you nuke my city please?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 07:33 PM (d7Ww2)

Fiiiiiiiine...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 07:38 PM (NWiLs)

359 Yeah, that 25 million number they always push is total, unalloyed bullshit.

It's been 11 million as long as I can remember.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

360 I've thought for a long time the IRS should be weaponized to go after immigration.
Every illegal working here is committing some form of either tax evasion or identity theft.
They don't all work for cash mowing lawns.
Eventually they will self deport if life is made miserable for them.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 07:32 PM (sjTfF)
++++++++++
Mandatory e-verify would do it. You *will* have an I-9 on record for all employees. You *will* put that through e-verify. If you don't, you're fine 1% of your enterprise value per offense.

If e-verify kicks it back, you must terminate employment or file an appeal within 14 days. If you don't, same penalty.

Illegal alien employment opportunities would dry up right quick.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 07:38 PM (IT/Xb)

361 Thanks, that makes sense - at least about why cows.
Still find the idea of attempting to harness an entire species' flatulence hilarious.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 07:35 PM (bDqIh)

Me too. I suggested to the guy that we ought to have sail-powered vehicles, and that we put a fan on the rear of the car to generate the requisite wind.

He looked thoughtful. Another start-up idea in the hopper.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:38 PM (78Xqz)

362 I'm waiting for the first HOA to declare itself a nuclear-free zone.

They'll do it; they just haven't thought of it yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:24 PM (78Xqz)

I think Tacoma Park MD (close enough to an HOA) has such a law on the books!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 07:38 PM (BiNEL)

363 Did you pick Venus because that's where all the women are?

"'Twas on the Good Ship Venus..."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 07:34 PM (Ewo9R)

...and totally wore out your penis

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 07:39 PM (9Om/r)

364 Sheds to capture farts?

I just assume anyone I meet face to face is an absolute lunatic these days. Fortunately I work from home so I don't meet many people. Plenty of crazies online though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 07:20 PM (j3npP)

It's priceless, isn't it? That's why I thought he was joking. Finally I ran down a fly ball just to get away from him in the outfield.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

There was a report somewhere in the last day or so that cow burps were worse than farts. Because cows burp every twenty seconds or so.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 07:39 PM (9uM86)

365 In *Virginia?* A state with 8.3 million people and
that is nowhere near a border? That implies 1.2% of the state population
is illegal and it isn't even in a high-risk geography?

Assuming that figure for the whole country puts the illegal
population at 42 million. It might be higher - lots of parts of this
country are in higher-risk geographies.

Yeah, that 25 million number they always push is total, unalloyed bullshit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 07:36 PM (IT/Xb)

A whole lot of them are up here in NOVA. The state senate's bill's sponsor is from the area.
MS-13 is around here too.

Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 07:40 PM (nRNOc)

366
High energy density batteries are intrinsically dangerous. If the get damaged or short out, it starts a roaring pyrotechnic fire that can't be put out. The fuel and oxidizer are in the same device in close proximity. It's like a can of solid rocket fuel. Once it starts it can't be stopped. One of the reasons I will never own an electric car.

Some guy got burned up in a Tesla-- the battery pack ignited and the doors wouldn't unlock.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (PDiNc)

367 Bovine gastro expulsions stole my childhood.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (EgshT)

368 Lot of grow operations on federal land. DEA used to arrest on pot busts. It IS still illegal under federal law, which is why pot shops have to be cash.

Feds could squeeze if they wanted too.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 07:01 PM (9uM86)
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Right. Something that has TWO THIRDS support of the American people is something you think the feds should just say "fuck it" and counteract state law.

I'd love to know what other broadly popular measure (66% per Gallup) is still contradicted by federal law, but not enforced, that the super smart set thinks should be back on the table for enforcement ?

Do you have any idea how tiny the minority opinion you are part of on this ?

Eight years ago 64% of people said the feds should stay out of states where it's legal. That's when support for legal pot was still under 50%. Now, it's up to 66%. So what do you think the numbers are for people opposed to the feds counteracting the law in those states ? 75% ? 80% ?

Yeah, that's a super winning issue. Let's hear some more of your brilliant political ideas.

Posted by: deadrody at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (/jrmI)

369 When I was a kid, my mother and I took a Greyhound from Rapid City , SD to Chenault Air Base in Louisiana when my father got a job with Lockheed. Only thing I remember is experiencing my first hamburger with mayo on it during one of the stops. I don't know how far south we were at the time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 07:42 PM (2DOZq)

370 um, can I have a heads up before you nuke my city please?

Posted by: nurse ratched

=====
There's potential for this to get sideways. If people see you frantically packing your car, screaming "I gotta get out of this city!" . . . well, that could affect the experiment.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2020 07:42 PM (8AONa)

371 Posted by: deadrody at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (/jrmI)

I thought potheads were supposed to be mellow.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 07:43 PM (2DOZq)

372 High energy density batteries are intrinsically dangerous. If the get damaged or short out, it starts a roaring pyrotechnic fire that can't be put out. The fuel and oxidizer are in the same device in close proximity. It's like a can of solid rocket fuel. Once it starts it can't be stopped. One of the reasons I will never own an electric car.

Some guy got burned up in a Tesla-- the battery pack ignited and the doors wouldn't unlock.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 21, 2020 07:41 PM (PDiNc)

Yep. Einstein also was a fan of Tesla, and informed that it was too successful, it's stock price is $1000/share. As if that has any bearing on a company's success.

I didn't have the heart to ask him what Enron's stock price was before it collapsed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 07:44 PM (78Xqz)

373 Is it just me or would anyone else no longer be upset if Trump just started rounding up and jailing random lefties for no reason until all his storm troopers fell asleep and then they woke up and started again every day from now until the election and beyond? It might just be me.
Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 06:44 PM (uEbPt)

Nope, not just you. The continual bad-faith behavior of the Democrats, Communists and traitors (but I repeat myself) guarantees that things get sporty at some point in the future.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 21, 2020 07:52 PM (00fXp)

374 About damned time.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2020 07:57 PM (eY247)

375 I tried to give their youtube channel "Rising" a chance but even their' "conservative' alternate to kristal ball runs interference for commie sanders. He let's her run all over him because he's either unprepared or a paid punching bag like juan williams.

Posted by: ryukyu at February 21, 2020 07:58 PM (vKhgw)

376 Rode the bus once when my car engine shit the bed in eastern Montana. Sat next to a well dressed young black guy and asked him what he was doing on the bus. The rest of the bus was as you imagine. He said he had a job interview in the southeast somewhere and thought he should see the USA on the way home. I said " last time you'll try this, right?" He laughed and said Oh boy, yes.

Posted by: free tibet at February 21, 2020 08:17 PM (elfAG)

377 LOLGF
Love that!

Posted by: Rich at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (/Zade)

378 Lolol

Hey Brecerra... you're next.

Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2020 09:02 PM (A6+cG)

379 deadrody's mind has been coopted by partaking of the spice. His mouth can't say anything but good shit about the stuff. His eyes are pied saucers and he craves Doritos.

Plus he smells like a skunk.

Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2020 09:10 PM (A6+cG)

380 In re Neagle (1890) the US Supreme Court ruled that federal officers are immune from State prosecution when acting within the scope of their federal authority.

Ironically this case involved a fatal shooting in California in which a former Chief Justice of the California Supreme Court assaulted an Associate Justice of the US Supreme Court who had ruled against him in an appeal of a US District court decision. When a US Marshal shot and killed the ex- Cali Chief Justice the state tried to charge the marshal with murder, but the USSC forbade the prosecution.

Posted by: vonThurnthe Defenestrator at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (g1P2d)

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