The Morning Rant

( *puts on Concerny hat* )

Barring any unforeseen and unlooked for catastrophe, I think it's safe to say that Trump will win in 2020. The collection of dwarves, mental midgets, doddering old commies and clueless wonders simply can't keep up with the Orange Scalp Weasel. The Democratic candidates have been ill-served by their party, ill-served by their allies in the media, and ill-served by the own hubris. They have been duped into believing their own bullsh1t, and it will certainly cost them the presidency.

So, the question I have is, how long are Trump's coattails? Or, more precisely, how long will they be 9-10 months from now? It's fun to see the various groups such as 'Blacks For Trump', 'Women For Trump', 'Latinos for Trump' etc. making noise at Trump rallies. It's also encouraging to see Brandon Straka's "Walkaway" movement, of people who are sick to death of the craziness that their Democratic Party has been wallowing in for the past several years and are leaving.

But how big is this movement, really? And if they're walking away from the Democrats, it is not clear what they're walking to. It seems doubtful that all of the walkaways have suddenly decided to become laissez-faire conservatives. So maybe they'll become Greens or some other third party, or perhaps just sit on their hands.

I'm old enough to remember the wishful thinking in 2008 about the so-called PUMA (Party Unity, My Ass) movement in 2008, where Democrats, particularly Democratic women, got royally pissed off because Obama had succeeded in snatching the nomination away from Hillary, the heir presumptive. Then these disaffected democrats would hand the election to the GOP. Well, that didn't work out so well. Either the numbers weren't so great as we thought, or the PUMAs held their nose and voted for Obama, anyway.

So even though I am reasonably certain of Trump's re-election, I don't know if his popularity will carry over into the down-ticket races. Because I'm also old enough to remember the 1972 election where Nixon won a yuuge electoral college landslide, but the rest of the GOP benefitted hardly at all. They only won 12 seats in the House while the Democrats picked up two Senate seats, increasing their majority.

There is nothing I would like to see more than the Democrats, particularly those in the House, being forced to pay a heavy price for carrying on the shampeachment follies, say, lose 50-75 seats or more. But I don't know if this will happen. Trump has shown that he has a cross-party appeal that I think is pretty much unique. I never saw ex-Democrats jumping up and down for Marco Rubio or even Ted Cruz, who was my man in 2016 before Trump ran the table.

So this is why I am wearing my concerny hat this morning. I am afraid that Trump will win, but the Democrats will retain control of the House, and maybe even pick off a Senate seat or two. And then he investigations and impeachments will continue unabated.

Caption This:

Angry Librarian Speak With Forked Tongue

Great Googly Moogly, Trump Has Truly Broken These People:

The justice warned that her colleagues are favoring the Trump administration over everyone else. https://t.co/ptP70Dy5AH
— Slate (@Slate) February 22, 2020

MSNBC’s @Lawrence says that Trump appointing Grenell came at Putin’s direction:

“The president is a Russian operative. That sounds like the description of a bad Hollywood screenplay, but it is real, and it is Vladimir Putin’s greatest achievement.” pic.twitter.com/22uawDQ6dh
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 22, 2020

David Frum Calls Trump ‘One Of The Fattest Presidents,’ ‘Least Physically Capable Since’ FDR https://t.co/mD8KGGbt3r
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 23, 2020

...And You Won't Believe What Happens:

Ever seen a guy do a backflip in heels? pic.twitter.com/1z6DM29q8G
— CucumberTonic🥑 (@CucumberTonic) February 19, 2020

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Wednesday's celebs: B-movie actors Ann Savage and Tom Neal. They starred in the classic noir thriller from 1945, Detour.

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Comments

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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:14 AM (q80AH)

2 first?

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 11:14 AM (Qf83p)

3 curses.

foiled again.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 11:14 AM (Qf83p)

4 James Marsden and lady I recognize.

They were in that thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:15 AM (q80AH)

5 James Marsden and the chick from Man in the High Castle. She has a weird name.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 11:15 AM (Ez6QX)

6 James Marsden and. . .?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 11:17 AM (bDqIh)

7 Well, I guess if brainiac Cher supports Lunch Bucket Joke, I should, too.

Posted by: Old Dude at February 24, 2020 11:18 AM (LGXGf)

8 Oh and Mr. Jordan61 really, really wants to see her boobs. He mentions it every time we watch an episode.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 11:18 AM (Ez6QX)

9 Canadian actress. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 11:18 AM (bDqIh)

10 Amber Waves?

Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2020 11:18 AM (X/Pw5)

11 That punch looks like it hurt.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 11:18 AM (Qf83p)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 11:18 AM (vf0Uk)

13 The VA Dems over-reached on gun control way too quickly. Every pro-2A voter sees this and they will not be inclined to vote for any Dem at any level. I'm optimistic for big gains by the Republicans, which they will squander like they always do.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 24, 2020 11:19 AM (prSvo)

14 Caption this?

Joey Bidet, if I could turn back time to smell your hair

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 11:20 AM (I7upL)

15 I laughed at the President's Day meme.

Ginger has no soul and insufficiently hot to make me forget that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:20 AM (l4C/z)

16 There isn't the slightest possibility David Frump could maintain Trump's pace for even two days.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 11:21 AM (Uu+Jp)

17 "The president is a Russian operative. That sounds like the description
of a bad Hollywood screenplay, but it is real, and it is Vladimir
Putin's greatest achievement."

Says the out-and-proud Socialist.

What, is he afraid our Constitutional Republic is at risk?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 11:22 AM (bDqIh)

18 The VA Dems over-reached on gun control way too quickly. Every pro-2A voter sees this and they will not be inclined to vote for any Dem at any level. I'm optimistic for big gains by the Republicans, which they will squander like they always do.
Posted by: Guzalot

Don't Virginia my Texas!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 11:22 AM (Xr3y2)

19 David Frum has blowjob lips and he EARNED them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:22 AM (l4C/z)

20 Frump fat shaming the Prez isn't going to work out like he intends. Have you seen the waistline on the average voter these days?

Posted by: Guzalot at February 24, 2020 11:22 AM (prSvo)

21 I have seen some on the Walkaway movement on Twitter that say they will never vote for a Dem again. I think, at least this first election, they will vote Rep.

And I have seen some of the Dem seats in question. I think the cornoavirus may be a factor too. Do we want Bernie in charge if it turns into a pandemic? Bernie wants people dead after all.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 11:22 AM (JKNZq)

22 It's fun to see the various groups such as 'Blacks For Trump', 'Women For Trump', 'Latinos for Trump' etc.

Can't wait to see 'GOP for Trump'. That'll be a landmark day.

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 11:22 AM (nIvDu)

23 Caption This:

Joe Biden and that actor from Mask

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 24, 2020 11:22 AM (Wm5SB)

24 Which is more stupidest, Joe or Cher?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2020 11:22 AM (D2xaQ)

25 BTW -- those shoes fit that guy so they're actually his.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (Qf83p)

26 Chelah Horsdal

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (bDqIh)

27 Caption This:

"Welcome, Swingers, to the Midwest PleasureFest!"

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (wCmLp)

28 >>13
The VA Dems over-reached on gun control way too quickly. Every pro-2A
voter sees this and they will not be inclined to vote for any Dem at any
level. I'm optimistic for big gains by the Republicans, which they
will squander like they always do. Posted by: Guzalot at February 24, 2020 11:19 AM (prSvo)

For this to happen, a decent number of NoVA voters who don't own guns and don't want others to and voted that way two years ago are going to have to vote like they do own guns and want others to and undo their votes.
Color me skeptical.

Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (u4/yY)

29 23 Caption This:

Joe Biden and that actor from Mask
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 24, 2020 11:22 AM (Wm5SB)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (l4C/z)

30 Concerny hat? the ones from the art thread?

Posted by: henry at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (JMDly)

31 Cher and Joey Bidet in one spot is a perfect storm of vapidity and narcissism

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (I7upL)

32 Despite knowing the Horde sourced knowledge that

a) Gingers have no soul
b) never put your ...... into crazy
I see a ginger, she already starts off with bonus points. If she has green eyes, even more so.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (N39Ws)

33 That backflip in heels is hilarious and seamless. Very well done.

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (nIvDu)

34 I'd like that Lawrence twit to cite one thing that Trump has done in service of the interests of Putin.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (Uu+Jp)

35 That sound you hear is souls being sicked away.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (NVYyb)

36 21 I have seen some on the Walkaway movement on Twitter that say they will never vote for a Dem again. I think, at least this first election, they will vote Rep.

And I have seen some of the Dem seats in question. I think the cornoavirus may be a factor too. Do we want Bernie in charge if it turns into a pandemic? Bernie wants people dead after all.
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 11:22 AM (JKNZq)

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"We promise that impeachment will definitely not be a thing."
-30 red district freshman Democrats in 2018

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (q80AH)

37 Well, best guess, Joe is standing next to Cher so that his plastic surgery doesn't stand out so much.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (RIAR/)

38 Me likes perky titties.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 11:24 AM (vf0Uk)

39 Down stream races hinge on down ballot candidate selection, and I'm not confident that the retail gop is very good at that yet. Or even trying much at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2020 11:24 AM (TKztd)

40 34 I'd like that Lawrence twit to cite one thing that Trump has done in service of the interests of Putin.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (Uu+Jp)

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Shut down fracking across America to push oil prices up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:24 AM (q80AH)

41 Nicole Kidman?

Posted by: Infidel at February 24, 2020 11:24 AM (MTxDQ)

42 17 "The president is a Russian operative. That sounds like the description
of a bad Hollywood screenplay, but it is real, and it is Vladimir
Putin's greatest achievement."

Says the out-and-proud Socialist.

What, is he afraid our Constitutional Republic is at risk?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 11:22 AM (bDqIh)

I don't know what he's worried about with the walls closing in on Trump and everything.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 24, 2020 11:24 AM (Wm5SB)

43 >>You must be this tall
If you are not this tall, you are still eligible for employment as a monkey soldier.

Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:24 AM (yvnmY)

44 Without a House Majority, all PDT will be able to accomplish in his second term would be a further realignment of the Judicial and Judges. SO I hope he has down ticket pull for all our sakes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (nRk/c)

45 That backflip in heels is hilarious and seamless. Very well done.

Yeah, that's some quality CGI.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (ZGrMX)

46 I remember when Eric Stolz was actually an actor who appeared in movies and did a good job.

Who's he piss off?

He doesn't have a career, he has a milk carton photo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (l4C/z)

47 5 minutes until work bacon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (l4C/z)

48 Without a House Majority, all PDT will be able to accomplish in his second term would be a further realignment of the Judicial and Judges. SO I hope he has down ticket pull for all our sakes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (nRk/c)

I mean domestically

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (nRk/c)

49 46 I remember when Eric Stolz was actually an actor who appeared in movies and did a good job.

Who's he piss off?

He doesn't have a career, he has a milk carton photo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (l4C/z)

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He was in that new movie Pulp Fiction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (q80AH)

50 Hi Jordan 61!
I heard you and Nurse are going to the NoVaMoMe.
Do we need to start a bail GoFundMe?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (3vrTU)

51 For this to happen, a decent number of NoVA voters who don't own guns and don't want others to and voted that way two years ago are going to have to vote like they do own guns and want others to and undo their votes.
Color me skeptical.
Posted by: Zod
==================

I'm not talking about VA voters, I'm talking nationally. There are a LOT of 2A single issue voters out there, more than you probably think.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (prSvo)

52 Mini-Mike, he's the lying dog-faced pony soldier Joey Bidet warned you about

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 11:26 AM (I7upL)

53 This is on point.

Arielle Scarcella@ArielleScarcell
I'm A Lesbian Woman and I'm Leaving The "Progressive" Left...

Lara Adams-Miller
@LaraAdamsMille1
Replying to @ArielleScarcell
We didn't leave the left. They left us. I believe almost identically to how I did ten years ago. Back then, that made me a progressive. Now it makes me a bigot. I never walked away from the left. They redefined their platform and left all but the most compliant out of it.

-
I don't know how widespread this is but it is real.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2020 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)

54 Speaking of the physique of Presidents... does Obama have the AIDS or something?

Fucker looks like a skeleton.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 11:26 AM (Qf83p)

55 I've long felt the media has damaged the Democratic Party by refusing to ever ask a hard question of any Democrat.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 11:26 AM (Uu+Jp)

56 43 >>You must be this tall
If you are not this tall, you are still eligible for employment as a monkey soldier.
Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:24 AM (yvnmY)

I wouldn't give Lil Mike a gun.

He can muck out Bath Salt Gorilla Cavalry stables.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:26 AM (l4C/z)

57 Caption This:

Botox! It Isn't Just Skin Deep!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 11:26 AM (m45I2)

58 Imagine calling someone 'the least physically capable' after you just had eight years of Barky The Wonder Tool's athletic exploits.

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 11:26 AM (Y9zp1)

59 And I have seen some of the Dem seats in question. I
think the cornoavirus may be a factor too. Do we want Bernie in charge
if it turns into a pandemic? Bernie wants people dead after all.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 11:22 AM (JKNZq)

What if there are quarantines in some places of the US come November? How will the election even be held?
Also, what happens if Bernie gets the nomination but croaks before election day?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (CQ3Qb)

60 "Fat" Trump has more energy than most of Washington and all of the press corps.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (D2xaQ)

61 I'd like that Lawrence twit to cite one thing that Trump has done in service of the interests of Putin.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (Uu+Jp)

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Shut down fracking across America to push oil prices up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's why gas is sub $2/gal.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (Xr3y2)

62 i see that biden isn't sniffing cher's hair. must not smell good.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (sGtp+)

63 Cher's cheek implants aren't aging well.

Posted by: I Have Questions at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (BvNzB)

64 >>46
I remember when Eric Stolz was actually an actor who appeared in movies and did a good job.

I remember when Jennifer Connally was actually an actress who rode the coin-op pony at a super-store in "Career Opportunities" and did a good job.

Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (u4/yY)

65 61 I'd like that Lawrence twit to cite one thing that Trump has done in service of the interests of Putin.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 11:23 AM (Uu+Jp)

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Shut down fracking across America to push oil prices up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's why gas is sub $2/gal.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (Xr3y2)

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He also definitely disarmed the Ukraine and didn't sell them weapons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (q80AH)

66 Cher: from Sonny to Sunsetting

Posted by: SpamfRoming at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (3D0Dl)

67 The timing of a potential Trump blowout (please please please) could not be better. A census year, after the VRA has been subdued greatly by SCOTUS, is an ideal time to have the DEMS crap the bed down ticket.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (JRaU+)

68 Without a House Majority, all PDT will be able to accomplish in his second term would be a further realignment of the Judicial and Judges.

That in itself isn't as bad as it sounds when you remember that Congress has basically abandoned lawmaking to the courts.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 11:28 AM (ZGrMX)

69 64 >>46
I remember when Eric Stolz was actually an actor who appeared in movies and did a good job.

I remember when Jennifer Connally was actually an actress who rode the coin-op pony at a super-store in "Career Opportunities" and did a good job.
Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (u4/yY)

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Is that really acting?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:28 AM (q80AH)

70 49 46 I remember when Eric Stolz was actually an actor who appeared in movies and did a good job.

Who's he piss off?

He doesn't have a career, he has a milk carton photo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (l4C/z)

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He was in that new movie Pulp Fiction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (q80AH)

Sounds like Best Picture material. I hope it doesn't lose to something mediocre and forgettable.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:28 AM (l4C/z)

71 That's why gas is sub $2/gal.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (Xr3y2)
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Whatever.

...mutters CA denizen

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 24, 2020 11:28 AM (RIAR/)

72 >>He can muck out Bath Salt Gorilla Cavalry stables. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:26 AM (l4C/z)

Long-Range Chimp Scout.

Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:28 AM (u4/yY)

73 I see Chelah Horsdal was in a movie called "The Virgin Of Akron, Ohio". Fiction, pure fiction. There are no virgins in Akron.

Posted by: LeBron James at February 24, 2020 11:28 AM (NVYyb)

74 54
Speaking of the physique of Presidents... does Obama have the AIDS or something?

Fucker looks like a skeleton.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 11:26 AM (Qf83p)

All that "reggie cleansing" must be taking a toll.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2020 11:28 AM (N39Ws)

75 James Marsden. (Good choice, OM.)

Don't know who the chick is.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:28 AM (9hauA)

76 Down stream races hinge on down ballot candidate selection, and I'm not confident that the retail gop is very good at that yet. Or even trying much at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo

---

Received a FB blast ad today from a R candidate running against our incumbent R congresscritter.

"I'm pro 2nd A but. . . . ; I'm against illegal immigration but. . . . . "

He was crushed in the comments. But yeah, the party itself is as dumb as they come.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2020 11:28 AM (Y4EXg)

77 35
That sound you hear is souls being sicked away.

not sure whether typo or comment about coronavirus.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (sGtp+)

78 46 I remember when Eric Stolz was actually an actor who appeared in movies and did a good job.

Who's he piss off?

He doesn't have a career, he has a milk carton photo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (l4C/z)

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He probably expressed a doubt about obamam to the wrong person about 10 years ago

Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (Izzlo)

79 If youre a Republican in South Carolina, it's an open primary, and you need to vote for Bernie Sanders.

If Bernie wins SC, it's over in my opinion, he's the nominee. And Trump will beat him like a drum and pull some weaker GOP Senate races over the finish line.

Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (sjTfF)

80 Speaking of dudes in heels, I went to college with this guy:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/th78vuk

He had this pair, and a whore red pair.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (Ez6QX)

81 I remember when Jennifer Connally was actually an
actress who rode the coin-op pony at a super-store in "Career
Opportunities" and did a good job.

Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (u4/yY)

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Is that really acting?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:28 AM (q80AH)

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Excellent ensemble cast.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (NVYyb)

82 Trump is popular.

The GOP is not.

GOP is about 30% nationwide.

So now comes the question. Why SHOULD a party that is unpopular, and only has 30% of the electorate as members, have a stranglehold on all the levers of power of the most powerful country in the World?

What the F has the GOP accomplished (sans Trump) to garner my support?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

83 66
Cher: from Sonny to Sunsetting

Posted by: SpamfRoming at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (3D0Dl)

Clearly Sonny got the good end of the deal.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (N39Ws)

84 He was in that new movie Pulp Fiction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Mein Fuhrer....

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (Qf83p)

85 Cher looks like something from a roadside wax museum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (XVuno)

86 Biden theme: Ive got you babe

Warren: halfbreed

All the rest: Gypsies tramps and thieves

Posted by: SpamfRoming at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (3D0Dl)

87 39 Down stream races hinge on down ballot candidate selection, and I'm not confident that the retail gop is very good at that yet. Or even trying much at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2020 11:24 AM (TKztd)

Right. They're only having problems in Virginia because the state-level GOP is a clusterf of incompetence.

I hope every other state-level GOP orgs are better.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (G72s7)

88 79 If youre a Republican in South Carolina, it's an open primary, and you need to vote for Bernie Sanders.

If Bernie wins SC, it's over in my opinion, he's the nominee. And Trump will beat him like a drum and pull some weaker GOP Senate races over the finish line.
Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (sjTfF)

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I'm voting for Tom Steyer.

Gotta give the other billionaire self-funding momentum to prolong the agony.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (q80AH)

89 How old is David Frum -- 15?
"One of the ideas that Donald Trump tried to spread in 2016 is that
Hillary Clinton was somehow physically incapable of managing the
presidency. It's audacious, Donald Trump was the oldest presidents ever,
one of the fattest presidents ever, the least physically capable
president since Franklin Delano Roosevelt was in a wheelchair.

Frum continued, "He can't pick up a ball, never mind throw it. But he
was able to put in the minds of tens of millions of people the idea that
Hillary Clinton, who is a very vigorous woman in good health, was
somehow too sick to be president."

That's a lot to unpack there.
Fat? He's banging a gorgeous super-model.

Physically incapable? He has more tangible accomplishments, things he built, things that will last long after the world has bothered even asking 'who is this Davis Frum guy?'

And then there are his many measurable accomplishments in office: miles and miles of a border wall, kick-ass employment and economic numbers, excellent new trade deals. . .

It's not easy being green (with envy), is it, Frump?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

90 73
I see Chelah Horsdal was in a movie called "The Virgin Of Akron, Ohio". Fiction, pure fiction. There are no virgins in Akron.

well, not anymore...

Posted by: Spoilers at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (sGtp+)

91 Busty Jennifer Connolly and A Flock of Seagulls music

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=mcMh6GZoFC8

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (l4C/z)

92 caption this: rocky horror picture show 2020.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (KP5rU)

93 Cher IS a wax museum dummy

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (I7upL)

94 Trump is popular.

The GOP is not.

GOP is about 30% nationwide.

Cite? There was just a poll showing the GOP with its highest approval (51%) since W beat Kerry.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (ZGrMX)

95 I'm delighted to see that the left are now telling NeverTrumpers to shut up and/or get lost.

They thought they could dictate to the left how they should vote.

It's amusing to see that they have no influence on either side of the aisle. They are just useful idiots for the Dem-Media complex.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (9hauA)

96 Work bacon is here!

BBL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (l4C/z)

97 I remember when Jennifer Connally was an actress who rode a double-dong at the end of "Requiem For A Dream" and did a good job.
What *can't* Jennifer Connelly do?

Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (u4/yY)

98 Received a FB blast ad today from a R candidate running against our incumbent R congresscritter.

"I'm pro 2nd A but. . . . ; I'm against illegal immigration but. . . . . "

He was crushed in the comments. But yeah, the party itself is as dumb as they come.
Posted by: Tonypete

People ask me how Pro 2Am I am.
I flash a picture of the USS Missouri firing her guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (Xr3y2)

99 "After he [Mandela] got free and became president, he came to Washington and came to my office," Biden said at a black history awards lunch in Las Vegas. "He threw his arms around me and said, 'I want to say thank you.'"

"His hair smelled nice."

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (m45I2)

100 Eric Stoltz got melted down and injected into Cher's 4 cheeks. It was in her "Mask" contract.

Posted by: klaftern at February 24, 2020 11:31 AM (RuIsu)

101 And here's an interesting thought: Dems send someone infected with Coronavirus to a Trump rally. People stop attending the rallies.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 11:31 AM (JKNZq)

102 87 39 Down stream races hinge on down ballot candidate selection, and I'm not confident that the retail gop is very good at that yet. Or even trying much at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2020 11:24 AM (TKztd)

Right. They're only having problems in Virginia because the state-level GOP is a clusterf of incompetence.

I hope every other state-level GOP orgs are better.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (G72s7)

=========

I just read (I think it was at Insty) that Republicans have more candidates running this year than any other year ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:31 AM (q80AH)

103 50 Hi Jordan 61!
I heard you and Nurse are going to the NoVaMoMe.
Do we need to start a bail GoFundMe?
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (3vrTU)

Probably!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 11:31 AM (Ez6QX)

104 I hope every other state-level GOP orgs are better.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (G72s7)

=============
You hope in vain.

Posted by: Ohio Republican Party at February 24, 2020 11:31 AM (NVYyb)

105 97 I remember when Jennifer Connally was an actress who rode a double-dong at the end of "Requiem For A Dream" and did a good job.
What *can't* Jennifer Connelly do?
Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (u4/yY)

==========

That was a body double.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:31 AM (q80AH)

106 I liked Chelah in Man in the High Castle. MILFy...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 24, 2020 11:31 AM (wCmLp)

107 >>If Bernie wins SC, it's over in my opinion, he's the nominee. And
Trump will beat him like a drum and pull some weaker GOP Senate races
over the finish line.
Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (sjTfF)

Don't we want to drag this out a bit longer, or is Bernie Now the plan?

Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:32 AM (u4/yY)

108 89
Physically
incapable? He has more tangible accomplishments, things he built,
things that will last long after the world has bothered even asking 'who
is this Davis Frum guy?'

And then there are his many measurable
accomplishments in office: miles and miles of a border wall, kick-ass
employment and economic numbers, excellent new trade deals. . .

...not collapsing against a bollard and being tossed into a van like a sack of potatoes...

Posted by: Anachronda at February 24, 2020 11:32 AM (sGtp+)

109 How about GOP orgies?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 11:32 AM (I7upL)

110 >>That was a body double. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:31 AM (q80AH)

Whatever.

Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:32 AM (u4/yY)

111 the who dis, lady edition, is very nice and i'd like to figure out who she is, so i can search the fapening for interesting pictures of her.

I'm cautiously optimistic that the GOP will pick up seats, in spite, or perhaps BECAUSE, of the dems and NeverTrumpers trying so hard and being categorically insane.

and that Pad Thai looks divine and has me questioning my choice in sandwich instead of running over to the local mom-n-pop Thai place...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2020 11:32 AM (8D42x)

112 I'm voting for Tom Steyer.

Gotta give the other billionaire self-funding momentum to prolong the agony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

_____________

You really think the difference between him placing 5th or 6th really matter versus Bernie winning outright?

Steyer spending more money is not nearly as important as Democrats being stuck with an awful nominee.

I think Bernie on the top means the GOP has a decent shot at taking the House.

Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 11:32 AM (sjTfF)

113 What the F has the GOP accomplished (sans Trump) to garner my support?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

What do you need the government to accomplish for you? Some of us just want them to get out of our way.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 11:33 AM (CQ3Qb)

114 Cher looks like something from a roadside wax museum.
Posted by: Cicero

I think of Cher more as "animatronic" than wax.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 11:33 AM (Qf83p)

115 Man, Cher looks just terrible. Freakish. I can't believe these people don't look in the mirror at what they've done to themselves and jump off a bridge.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 24, 2020 11:33 AM (JoUsr)

116 Morning Hordesters. Not Joan Collins, I accept that this morning.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 24, 2020 11:33 AM (X+a7J)

117 99
"After he [Mandela] got free and became president, he came to
Washington and came to my office," Biden said at a black history awards
lunch in Las Vegas. "He threw his arms around me and said, 'I want to
say thank you.'"

"His hair smelled nice."

little-known fact: joe biden has an eidetic memory for hair smells.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 24, 2020 11:33 AM (sGtp+)

118 112 I'm voting for Tom Steyer.

Gotta give the other billionaire self-funding momentum to prolong the agony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

_____________

You really think the difference between him placing 5th or 6th really matter versus Bernie winning outright?

Steyer spending more money is not nearly as important as Democrats being stuck with an awful nominee.

I think Bernie on the top means the GOP has a decent shot at taking the House.
Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 11:32 AM (sjTfF)

=========

Steyer's consistently polling 3rd at about 20%.

He's gonna get delegates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:33 AM (q80AH)

119 Trump is popular.

The GOP is not.

GOP is about 30% nationwide.

What the F has the GOP accomplished (sans Trump) to garner my support?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

Actually, the favorability of Rs - based on a recent poll (take for what it is) - is higher than Ds.

So, a choice of the lesser of two evils, kinda thing.

And given what Trump has faced the last two years, versus what was accomplished in his first two, I believe your question is off base.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 24, 2020 11:33 AM (Ozpxd)

120 113
What the F has the GOP accomplished (sans Trump) to garner my support?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

What do you need the government to accomplish for you? Some of us just want them to get out of our way.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 11:33 AM (CQ3Qb)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2020 11:33 AM (N39Ws)

121 How many black voters will now vote for Senile Joe because of his stupid Walter Mitty fantasy involving Nelson Mandela?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:34 AM (Uu+Jp)

122
...not collapsing against a bollard and being tossed head first, face down into a van like a sack of potatoes...

fixt

mustn't forget the "head first, face down" bit

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 24, 2020 11:34 AM (hx3Q8)

123 What do you need the government to accomplish for you? Some of us just want them to get out of our way.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

Doing that would actually be an accomplishment.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 11:34 AM (Xr3y2)

124 If Bernie is the nominee, then that's probably not great for Dem chances in suburban House districts ... but what REALLY won't be great for Dem chances in those districts is when Bernie picks a nutter like Stacy Abrams for his running mate to really drive home his craziness.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 24, 2020 11:34 AM (hdzef)

125 Caption this: "We're not only members of The Hair Club for Men ... but between us, we've been plugged more times and we can count."

Okay, this is up there for Commeny of the Year:

23
Caption This:

Joe Biden and that actor from Mask

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 24, 2020 11:22 AM (Wm5SB)

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2020 11:34 AM (yFr4R)

126 Steyer spending more money is not nearly as important as Democrats being stuck with an awful nominee.

I think Bernie could win. The Free Shit Army is really, really big. I'd feel better with literally any other candidate as the D nominee.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 11:34 AM (ZGrMX)

127 Caption this...
Money and Share

Posted by: The Chip at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (Su93D)

128 I feel sorry for anyone who is a dead ringer for Hillary

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (I7upL)

129 Trump is popular.
The GOP is not.
GOP is about 30% nationwide.

The brand is awfully tarnished. The 'R' doesn't impress me, I want to see "R*" after your name.

"*but supports Trump"

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (lK7fO)

130 The day after the 2018 election Democrats only had a small advantage in the House. It was during the next couple of weeks they used ballot harvesting, etc. on 10-11 seats that all flipped D that did the real harm. A 210-225 House would have been more difficult to herd into impeachment, IMO. Hope that at least some of those seats flip, but the R's need a healthcare response in order to do it. That was the number 1 issue in 2018.

Posted by: EveR at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (ZZDMQ)

131 How much of Virginia's GOP is GOPe?

Posted by: Case at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (cyroy)

132 Caption this --

Dumber and dumber-squared
Half bleed with half breed
The latest Geritol ad
Proof that IQ is important

The one on the right is more electable

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (AhtnN)

133 Any thoughts on the stock market crashing? News keeps saying it's because of Coronavirus fears, by my coworkers are joking it's because Bernie dominated in Nevada and looks poised to clinch the Dem nomination.

Also, I hope CJ Roberts is impotently raging at Sotomayor's comments. No "Republican or Democrat" judges my ass.

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (0Ud9r)

134 That sour, liver-lipped lardass Frum would collapse if he tried to keep up Trump's pace for one day.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (H8QX8)

135 I love Pad Thai.

Meanwhile, I am not sure what will happen in congress. The GOP OUGHT to win the House back, but that's one area that the Democrats fight like hell and cheat like hell to win in, like last time when they stole 3 Senate seats with electoral tricks in close votes. Those 3 would have made a huge difference in the balance of power, allowing the Turtle to smack down rogues like Romney.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (KZzsI)

136 Most here probably realize that Cher is as much Indian as Princess Spreading Bull Warren.

Posted by: Old Dude at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (LGXGf)

137 I feel sorry for anyone who is a dead ringer for Hillary

Phrasing!

Posted by: Body Doubles for Hillary at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (lK7fO)

138 white "woman?" assumes facts not in evidence. that's a man, baby! maybe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (KP5rU)

139 Jennifer Connally was an actress who rode a double-dong at the end of "Requiem For A Dream"

And I missed that; I'm devastated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (WI7YS)

140 The one on the right is more electable
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (AhtnN)
-----------

Got name recognition, butter face, though.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 24, 2020 11:36 AM (RIAR/)

141 Caption This:
A corn pop and paste combo platter.

Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2020 11:36 AM (gmo/4)

142 130 The day after the 2018 election Democrats only had a small advantage in the House. It was during the next couple of weeks they used ballot harvesting, etc. on 10-11 seats that all flipped D that did the real harm. A 210-225 House would have been more difficult to herd into impeachment, IMO. Hope that at least some of those seats flip, but the R's need a healthcare response in order to do it. That was the number 1 issue in 2018.
Posted by: EveR at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (ZZDMQ)

=========

It was the #1 issue because the Democratic machine made it the issue while swearing up and down that impeachment was never going to happen.

Well, impeachment happened, Democrats did nothing on health care, and now they have a pretty popular president at the top of the ticket against them.

They are fucked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:36 AM (q80AH)

143 I hope every other state-level GOP orgs are better.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 11:30 AM (G72s7)

I truly believe that half of California's problems stem from the idiots who have power in the GOP here.

And I WATCHED the Colorado GOP F things up there when I lived there (TEA Party years, where they totally shunned anyone new).

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 11:36 AM (NgKpN)

144 If that little pink-haired bastard ever appears in my home like he does to people in the diet Dr Pepper ads, he's going straight in the fuckin' oven. On the cleaning cycle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 24, 2020 11:36 AM (6n67J)

145 133 Any thoughts on the stock market crashing?
**
It's not crashing. My only thought.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 24, 2020 11:36 AM (H8QX8)

146 >>What do you need the government to accomplish for you? Some of us just want them to get out of our way.

I want them to support their party's POTUS, not kneecap it at every turn, some of them even (too many of them) colluding with the DNC-Deep State.
I don't think that's too much to ask.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 11:37 AM (bDqIh)

147 So now comes the question. Why SHOULD a party that is unpopular, and only has 30% of the electorate as members, have a stranglehold on all the levers of power of the most powerful country in the World?

What the F has the GOP accomplished (sans Trump) to garner my support?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

Trump has been remaking the GOP into something better than I previously thought possible. Getting rid of turds like Paul Ryan and Flake was only step 1.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 24, 2020 11:37 AM (y7DUB)

148 not sure about the market. JJ had a link showing how China's shipments are cratering. But we may see industries gearing up here to make up for that. Could be good in the long run.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 11:37 AM (JKNZq)

149 121 How many black voters will now vote for Senile Joe because of his stupid Walter Mitty fantasy involving Nelson Mandela?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:34 AM (Uu+Jp)

None. They've caught on to how they've been played.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 24, 2020 11:37 AM (Ozpxd)

150 "After he [Mandela] got free and became president, he came to Washington and came to my office," Biden said at a black history awards lunch in Las Vegas. "He threw his arms around me and said, 'I want to say thank you.'"

Sure, dude, sure.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:37 AM (9hauA)

151 Any thoughts on the stock market crashing? News keeps saying it's because of Coronavirus fears, by my coworkers are joking it's because Bernie dominated in Nevada and looks poised to clinch the Dem nomination.

It's both. And it's not a real crash, it's down from 29,000 to where it was mid-December.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 11:37 AM (ZGrMX)

152 I have total faith in the ability of the Stupid Party to snatch defeat from the jaws of Victory.
I'm also nervous about Trump winning in November, as reports that Illegals came out in droves for Bernie in Nevada are a harbinger for shenanigans in November.
In a fair contest, Trump wins in a walkaway. Bu this won't be a fair contest. They'll throw every trick, count every corpse, illegal, and Buick Trunk full of votes that they can. They'll delay counts to get the margin of fraud right.
I don't see the GOP doing anything to counter this.

Posted by: Iblis at February 24, 2020 11:37 AM (9221z)

153 Katherine Johnson, trailblazing NASA mathematician who inspired movie Hidden Figures, dies aged 101

Katherine Johnson, one of the first Black women to work as a NASA
scientist, has died at the age of 101, the space agency confirmed. Her
achievements and those of her colleagues were celebrated in the book
Hidden Figures, and she was played by Taraji P. Henson in the 2016 film
of the same name.

Posted by: SMOD at February 24, 2020 11:37 AM (3aI0K)

154 13
The VA Dems over-reached on gun control way too quickly. Every pro-2A
voter sees this and they will not be inclined to vote for any Dem at any
level. I'm optimistic for big gains by the Republicans, which they
will squander like they always do.

Posted by: Guzalot
The VAGOP will do nothing and like it! Really, it's what they do best.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2020 11:37 AM (vN4+Q)

155 Trump should mock Biden at his next rally. "Gon' put y'all back in chainzzz." But in true Trump fashion:

DJT: "So, wait. No. So Slow Joe says I'm gonna 'put you back in chains.' Right? No, right? That's what he said. Well, listen, really, no really, I *could* put you back in chains. I could shoot a guy on Fifth Avenue and still win the election? I could definitely put y'all back in chainzzz. See, that guy knows, he knows what I'm talkin' about...wait, no, say it again? Abolish the Thirteenth Amendment? That's, no, that's what *he* said. Okay, I said it. I said it! Forgetaboutit. So anyway..."

Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:38 AM (u4/yY)

156 They're running out of dead ringers for Hilz.

Posted by: klaftern at February 24, 2020 11:38 AM (RuIsu)

157 I never got the sex appeal of Cher.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2020 11:38 AM (q1Pj5)

158 133
Any thoughts on the stock market crashing? News keeps saying it's
because of Coronavirus fears, by my coworkers are joking it's because
Bernie dominated in Nevada and looks poised to clinch the Dem
nomination.

Also, I hope CJ Roberts is impotently raging at Sotomayor's comments. No "Republican or Democrat" judges my ass.

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (0Ud9r)

100% pandemic fears. The supply chain from Asia has completely stopped and won't be restarted any time soon. I've read there's only enough parts on hand for automobile production to run for about another week. Outbreaks beginning in Europe. It's only a matter of time before it hits here too. Not if, but when now.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 11:38 AM (CQ3Qb)

159 I think Bernie could win.

His support is very loud and zealous but not very big. The folks you see at his rallies? Lots of them but... that's nearly all of them. Trump's rallies are a small slice of his support.

However, if something really ghastly happened to make people turn to big daddy gubmint like the storm that hit NYC and caused some flooding (and was overhyped as the storm of the century that would murder billions) in 2012. Remember that? Romney still had momentum after that disastrous first debate with Obama where he showed up stoned out of his gourd and mumbled his way through. Then the storm hit and everyone went "but if bad things happen I want government to give me stuffs"

So... we'll see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 11:38 AM (KZzsI)

160 >>And I missed that; I'm devastated.

Fen, I missed that movie, too. It does not sound like it is a happy one, not at all.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 11:38 AM (bDqIh)

161 "After he [Mandela] got free and became president, he came to Washington and came to my office," Biden said at a black history awards lunch in Las Vegas. "He threw his arms around me and said, 'I want to say thank you.'"

-
Sundown is giving Blumenthal a run for his money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2020 11:38 AM (+y/Ru)

162 Caption this:
A potato clock and ...

Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2020 11:38 AM (gmo/4)

163 80
Speaking of dudes in heels, I went to college with this guy:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/th78vuk

He had this pair, and a whore red pair.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (Ez6QX)

well, thats one reason people want to blow us up.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 11:38 AM (Orx/W)

164 The MSM will try to spin this drop in the stock market as another Crash but after three years of them screaming 'the Russians are coming!' good luck with that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 11:39 AM (I7upL)

165 Steyer's consistently polling 3rd at about 20%.

He's gonna get delegates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

___________

Nationally, the guy is like in 7th place at like 2.2 percent according to RCP.

I'd rather give the Democrats a much bigger headache with a Bernie win, but hey, it's your vote.

Biden most likely wins SC and they may coalesce around him as the anti-Bernie vote.

Biden will probably lose against Trump, but Bernie would be McGovern 2.0 and Democrats could be in the wilderness for a long time.

Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 11:39 AM (sjTfF)

166 160 >>And I missed that; I'm devastated.

Fen, I missed that movie, too. It does not sound like it is a happy one, not at all.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 11:38 AM (bDqIh)

==========

I showed that movie to a girlfriend years back.

"I wanna do some drugs."
-Her, at the start of the movie

"I'm never doing drugs again."
-Her, at the end of the movie

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:39 AM (q80AH)

167 I'm also nervous about Trump winning in November, as reports that Illegals came out in droves for Bernie in Nevada are a harbinger for shenanigans in November.

Nevada caucus turnout was also just over half of what it was in 2016. The Dems aren't as fired up as Twitter and CNN want you to think.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 11:39 AM (ZGrMX)

168 >>And I missed that; I'm devastated. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (WI7YS)

Netflix. You're welcome.

Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:39 AM (u4/yY)

169 128
I feel sorry for anyone who is a dead ringer for Hillary

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 11:35 AM (I7upL)

________

"I don't need your pity!" -- Chelsea Hubbell

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2020 11:39 AM (Jv+hH)

170 And I missed that; I'm devastated.

Unfortunately, I did not. It was an awful movie, and now I can't get the memories out of my head. It wasn't even sexy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 11:39 AM (KZzsI)

171 >> Any thoughts on the stock market crashing? News keeps saying it's
because of Coronavirus fears, by my coworkers are joking it's because
Bernie dominated in Nevada and looks poised to clinch the Dem
nomination.

Supply chain collapsing. Dependence on China for so many things is going to have a devastating effect around the world.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 11:40 AM (bDqIh)

172 Did a state by state EV count. Factored it with, and without, tossup factor. Makes me NOT cocky.

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 11:40 AM (90T4r)

173 Caption This:

Two Neurons Form a Synapse

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 11:40 AM (m45I2)

174 164
The MSM will try to spin this drop in the stock market as another Crash
but after three years of them screaming 'the Russians are coming!' good
luck with that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 11:39 AM (I7upL)

I don't see any way a crash is avoidable at this point. We were already in a historical all-time bubble. Trump can't be blamed for it now though. He has to be the luckiest man to have ever lived.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 11:40 AM (CQ3Qb)

175 Katherine Johnson, one of the first Black women to work as a NASA scientist, has died at the age of 101, the space agency confirmed. Her
achievements and those of her colleagues were celebrated in the book Hidden Figures, and she was played by Taraji P. Henson in the 2016 film
of the same name.
Posted by: SMOD

Good movie.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 11:40 AM (Xr3y2)

176 I never got the sex appeal of Cher.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2020 11:38 AM (q1Pj5)

She was tall and thin which looked good in those dogshit hippie fashions.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 24, 2020 11:41 AM (y7DUB)

177 The thing to keep in mind about coronavirus is that it could be more like SARS or Swine Flu. We are heading for warmer weather, when there tends to be less problems with the flu. We don't yet know how coronavirus will behave.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 11:41 AM (JKNZq)

178 149 121 How many black voters will now vote for Senile Joe because of his stupid Walter Mitty fantasy involving Nelson Mandela?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:34 AM (Uu+Jp)
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Speaking of minority voters, I try to look at the internals on any polls published. It's really astonishing how few polls publish the cross tabs for Black and Latino voters. They have the info but just don't seem to want to publish it.

Weird.

Posted by: WisRich at February 24, 2020 11:41 AM (G0vdT)

179 Pic Caption: If we could turn back time...

Posted by: Texicanette at February 24, 2020 11:41 AM (gou4q)

180 Hidden Figures?

I am sorry but I call BS. It was a bunch of German scientists who got inspired by a guy name Goddard, an American white male.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 11:41 AM (I7upL)

181 I don't see any way a crash is avoidable at this point. We were already in a historical all-time bubble. Trump can't be blamed for it now though. He has to be the luckiest man to have ever lived.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

If it crashes, Trump will be tatooed with it.
You can bank on that.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 11:41 AM (Xr3y2)

182 I don't know why, but pad thai has never appealed to me.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 24, 2020 11:41 AM (EFiUo)

183 165 Steyer's consistently polling 3rd at about 20%.

He's gonna get delegates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

___________

Nationally, the guy is like in 7th place at like 2.2 percent according to RCP.

I'd rather give the Democrats a much bigger headache with a Bernie win, but hey, it's your vote.

Biden most likely wins SC and they may coalesce around him as the anti-Bernie vote.

Biden will probably lose against Trump, but Bernie would be McGovern 2.0 and Democrats could be in the wilderness for a long time.

Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 11:39 AM (sjTfF)

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You see, I'm operating on the assumption that Bernie's getting the nomination no matter what.

The goal now isn't to get anyone else the nomination, but to make the process in the Democratic primary last as long as possible.

So, assuming Bernie's the nominee no matter what, how should I vote, I ask myself. Well, it's not for Bernie, since he's gonna have the nomination, it should be for the kind of person who can keep going into Super Tuesday and beyond.

Steyer has been spending millions and months advertising in SC, and it's made his support. He'll come out 2nd or 3rd, depending on the size of Biden's fall, and he'll have more delegates than the other billionaire Bloomberg. How he'll perform after that is very much up in the air, but it gives another big monied name some momentum to just muddy the waters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:42 AM (q80AH)

184 Am I the only one that thinks the coronavirus could not only be a
wildcard for the election, but a potential problem in general? I
wouldn't be quite as concerned if google wasn't messing with search
results, and some of what's popping up on twatter is concerning.

I have no doubt that quarantines, a frightened market and people dropping like flies would be orange man's fault.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 24, 2020 11:42 AM (8B6Ng)

185 177
The thing to keep in mind about coronavirus is that it could be more
like SARS or Swine Flu. We are heading for warmer weather, when there
tends to be less problems with the flu. We don't yet know how
coronavirus will behave.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 11:41 AM (JKNZq)

It's not going to be a one-year thing though. We're going to be dealing with this virus forever now.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 11:42 AM (CQ3Qb)

186 Joe was there when the gates to Auschwitz were opened.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:42 AM (Uu+Jp)

187 And given what Trump has faced the last two years, versus what was accomplished in his first two, I believe your question is off base.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 24, 2020 11:33 AM (Ozpxd)

Missed the point.

I support Trump 100%! Hell, almost got banned here by Ace for my early Trump Support.

He is NOT the GOP. GOP has kept zero promises. They have not done shit for me in my entire adult lifetime.

And many of them now are trying to hamstring Trump, while he DOES try to keep his promises.

There always seems to be some excuse. They always need us to support them NEXT election, because this time, they cross their heart and hope to die, and pinky swear, this time they will actually do something.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 11:42 AM (NgKpN)

188 aren't ten normal blacks that know or give a fuck about mandela. nice try, joe. now do billy sol estes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 24, 2020 11:42 AM (KP5rU)

189 Caption this:
A senile old woman and Cher

Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2020 11:42 AM (gmo/4)

190
I think Bernie could win. The Free Shit Army is really, really big. I'd feel better with literally any other candidate as the D nominee.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 11:34 AM (ZGrMX)

Yeah, I don't think we should be overconfident about Trump beating him. Chances are good that he will, but we should not let our guard down.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:42 AM (9hauA)

191 167 I'm also nervous about Trump winning in November, as reports that Illegals came out in droves for Bernie in Nevada are a harbinger for shenanigans in November.

Nevada caucus turnout was also just over half of what it was in 2016. The Dems aren't as fired up as Twitter and CNN want you to think.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 11:39 AM (ZGrMX)

========

And minority turnout was down as a percentage of the whole vote.

So, fewer people exciting, and more minorities are less excited than whites.

This is going to be a disaster for Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:42 AM (q80AH)

192 Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 11:29 AM (NgKp

I guess it's a matter of degree because has the Congressional GOP ever had a positive approval for any length of time? Their job has mostly been defensive. Like Chemotherapy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2020 11:43 AM (NWEal)

193 100% pandemic fears. The supply chain from Asia has completely stopped and won't be restarted any time soon.

Well, wouldn't that be the ultimate Boomerang! The Deep State inadvertently shuts down immigration and boosts manufacturing and investment in the US.

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 11:43 AM (DCYln)

194 Well, it's use up the vodka before Lent day.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 24, 2020 11:43 AM (C1Lsn)

195 I think Bernie could win. The Free Shit Army is really, really big. I'd feel better with literally any other candidate as the D nominee.
Posted by: Ian S.
=======================

I was gonna vote. But then I got high.

Posted by: The FSA at February 24, 2020 11:43 AM (prSvo)

196 How old is David Frum -- 15?
"One of the ideas that Donald Trump tried to spread in 2016 is that
Hillary Clinton was somehow physically incapable of managing the
presidency. It's audacious, Donald Trump was the oldest presidents ever,
one of the fattest presidents ever, the least physically capable
president since Franklin Delano Roosevelt was in a wheelchair.

Frum continued, "He can't pick up a ball, never mind throw it. But he
was able to put in the minds of tens of millions of people the idea that
Hillary Clinton, who is a very vigorous woman in good health, was
somehow too sick to be president."

So when he is golfing, which he did manage a round during the holiday break at Mar a Lago, he has someone else pick up the ball and put his marks down?

I've seen Trump in person several times. He's not fat. Is he a 26 year old triathlete, of course not, and most of his public appearances require wearing a Kevlar vest under his shirt.

Frum can't understand that unlike Obama, Trump doesn't need to be seen in some ridiculous light of riding a girls bike , or throwing a bowling ball in the gutter. Despite his love of picking brackets, I don't remember seeing Obama shooting hoops either.

Are we supposed to believe Bernie is out running half marathons every morning? We know Biden likes to paddle around in the pool in the nude, I personally have no need to see that.

Isn't this guy's fifteen minutes of fame up?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (v1YGn)

197 170 And I missed that; I'm devastated.

Unfortunately, I did not. It was an awful movie, and now I can't get the memories out of my head. It wasn't even sexy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 11:39 AM (KZzsI)

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Of course it wasn't sexy. It was the lowest she got. It was the last part of her total collapse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (q80AH)

198 The stock market is not going to crash. The economy is basically sound. This is a natural correction driven by some fear of the unknown -- a novel unknown which reaches people in a visceral way.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (H8QX8)

199 100% pandemic fears. The supply chain from Asia has completely stopped and won't be restarted any time soon. I've read there's only enough parts on hand for automobile production to run for about another week. Outbreaks beginning in Europe. It's only a matter of time before it hits here too. Not if, but when now.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 11:38 AM (CQ3Qb)

Disagree. I think its overblown. The past week the number of daily recoveries have outnumbered the number of new cases. I don't believe it can spread far and fast in countries that have good hygiene.

Posted by: Cathy Alvarez at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (zqs/f)

200 Viruses mutate though. And we could be dealing with something less deadly next year.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (JKNZq)

201 https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=3sfaOhA5Mss

The Bollard Queen to the rescue.

Posted by: Infidel at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (MTxDQ)

202 * sock off *

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (zqs/f)

203 I think Bernie could win. The Free Shit Army is really, really big. I'd feel better with literally any other candidate as the D nominee.
Posted by: Ian S

_______________

I don't really believe in the hidden voter theory.

That there's a large swath of voters that deeply cares about say more social welfare programs, but sits out previous elections because they think Democrats aren't giving away enough freebies. That voter is already in the system.

I do think there are certain issues that both parties ignore that can bring new voters out, immigration is a good example.

But Sanders really isn't bringing new issues, he's just a left-wing Democrats that admits everything the Right has been accusing the Left of for generations but the Democrats would always deny.

Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (sjTfF)

204 Heya YD!

How was the first weekend with baby girl home?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (d7Ww2)

205 194 I know it's Wednesday but I have a lot.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (C1Lsn)

206 186 Joe was there when the gates to Auschwitz were opened.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:42 AM

Yes. Brian Williams was there covering it.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (DB16e)

207 I just want the Dems dropping their masks to the bernie bro faction in the primary. Cuz Bernie is on point about tax breaks for billionaires. He isn't saying straight out that D pols love and have courted this arrangement of taxing the masses and letting the globalist moguls buy exemptions by buying elections for their puppets. And Bernie probably won't say since I think he'd be happy to be bought out again like Hillary did in 2016 , but if DJT drops a few truth bomb twitters, especially if he adds the mis-spelling to add some extra laser pointer effect for the FNM maybe, just maybe the truth gets out to a another percent or two of the electorate.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (cDw3P)

208 I am sorry but I call BS. It was a bunch of German scientists who got inspired by a guy name Goddard, an American white male.

I think the women noted were involved in an important way but Hollywood-style they got overstated to make a story and modern woke point.

Steyer has been spending millions and months advertising in SC, and it's made his support.

As near as I can tell it would have been just as constructively spent if he'd piled it up in a big pyramid in a warehouse for the joker.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 11:45 AM (KZzsI)

209 144 If that little pink-haired bastard ever appears in my home like he does to people in the diet Dr Pepper ads, he's going straight in the fuckin' oven. On the cleaning cycle.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 24, 2020 11:36 AM (6n67J)

That is Justin Guarini, runner up to Kelly Clarkson in Season 1 of American Idol. Talk about your divergent careers...

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 24, 2020 11:45 AM (Wm5SB)

210 If it crashes, Trump will be tatooed with it.

You can bank on that.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 11:41 AM (Xr3y2)

They'll try but he can't be blamed for a Chinese virus. I've been very vocal these past few years about Trump making a huge mistake taking credit for an obvious stock market bubble artificially inflated by Fed printing and that it had to crash at some point. This virus is the Black Swan. If they try to blame Trump now they'll look even crazier. It's awful to say but this is a gift for Trump.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 11:45 AM (CQ3Qb)

211
Anyone remember the movie MASK?

Cher was in it.

Today Cher looks like Rocky Dennis.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 11:45 AM (qBbRu)

212 Remember folks, take your Vitamin C and B12 supplements. The best way to survive a pandemic is to keep your immune system up.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 24, 2020 11:45 AM (prSvo)

213 Well, it's use up the vodka before Lent day.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 24, 2020 11:43 AM (C1Lsn)

You can continue to drink. Come to the dark side.
- The Protestants

Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2020 11:45 AM (gmo/4)

214 203 I do think there are certain issues that both parties ignore that can bring new voters out, immigration is a good example.

But Sanders really isn't bringing new issues, he's just a left-wing Democrats that admits everything the Right has been accusing the Left of for generations but the Democrats would always deny.
Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (sjTfF)

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I agree with this.

Trump won by saying things Democrats were saying in the 90s but are forbidden from saying now.

Bernie jumps on every leftist bandwagon while refusing to renounce any of his previous insanity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 24, 2020 11:45 AM (q80AH)

215 Requiem for a Dream is a very good movie and I have no interest in every seeing it again.

I can watch girls go ass to ass on pornhub

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:45 AM (l4C/z)

216 "How old is David Frum -- 15?"

They've all been reduced to precocious 15-year-olds. This is one of the discoveries -- gifts -- of the Trump presidencies -- the immaturity of our elites.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 24, 2020 11:45 AM (H8QX8)

217 171 >> Any thoughts on the stock market crashing? News keeps saying it's
because of Coronavirus fears, by my coworkers are joking it's because
Bernie dominated in Nevada and looks poised to clinch the Dem
nomination.

Supply chain collapsing. Dependence on China for so many things is going to have a devastating effect around the world.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 11:40 AM (bDqIh)

When you gamble company profits on the viability of a third world shithole being stable,

Even a LARGE HUGE 1.5 Billion person shithole,

You will eventually loose.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 11:45 AM (NgKpN)

218 If it crashes, Trump will be tatooed with it.
You can bank on that.

I can only carry Trump so far. Sooner or later, he's going to have to take over.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 24, 2020 11:46 AM (QrTqV)

219 I do think we will start manufacturing more medicines in this country. People are sounding the alarm about how much of that is done in China now.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 11:46 AM (JKNZq)

220 Senile and Cher

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2020 11:46 AM (aKsyK)

221 91
Busty Jennifer Connolly and A Flock of Seagulls music

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=mcMh6GZoFC8

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you.

That is a great song set to that movie. I hear that song isn't even in the movie. The movie scenes blend right into the song though. Jennifer Connolly is a beauty.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2020 11:46 AM (vN4+Q)

222 Caption This:

Dyson Introduces their new Spokespersons

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 11:46 AM (m45I2)

223
The funny / scary part of the Dims' pronouncements is that they think what they're saying makes sense.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:46 AM (pNxlR)

224 Disagree. I think its overblown. The past week the number of daily recoveries have outnumbered the number of new cases. I don't believe it can spread far and fast in countries that have good hygiene.
Posted by: Cathy Alvarez
========================

So you believe the numbers China is reporting? Not I.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 24, 2020 11:46 AM (prSvo)

225 On a call with reporters, Bloomberg campaign states director Dan Kanninen kicked it off zeroing in on Bernie Sanders. On guns, Kanninen alleged Sanders spent "his entire career paying back the NRA for getting him elected" and "that Sanders' track record on guns is disqualifying."

-
Another fine mess the NRA has gotten us into!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2020 11:46 AM (+y/Ru)

226 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 11:39 AM (KZzsI)

I was being facetious. There are many movies which I am glad that I have never seen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2020 11:47 AM (WI7YS)

227 211: Wow, you're right

Posted by: CN at February 24, 2020 11:47 AM (ONvIw)

228 Disagree. I think its overblown. The past week the
number of daily recoveries have outnumbered the number of new cases. I
don't believe it can spread far and fast in countries that have good
hygiene.

Posted by: Cathy Alvarez at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (zqs/f)

Nonsense. Nobody with any sense believes China's numbers. Now that it's hit Europe the real numbers will come out. In three days there's hundreds of cases in Italy. One guy in S. Korea infected 200? Just wait.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 11:47 AM (CQ3Qb)

229
220 Senile and Cher
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2020 11:46 AM (aKsyK)

Keymaster and Gatekeeper for the next "Ghostbusters" installment.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:48 AM (pNxlR)

230 The You Tube videos by Dr John Campbell are good:
https://tinyurl.com/s3njpln

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 11:48 AM (JKNZq)

231 I'd like to think Trump will get re-elected, but I have just a sinking feeling in my stomach that the media will somehow drag that socialist louse across the finish line and/or it will be a combination of factors contributing to it.

Economic downturn due to coronavirus, coronavirus getting bad in the US and them blaming Trump for it, the whole popular vote cult stealing EVs, straight up cheating in broad daylight with vote counting, etc.
I don't know. The straight up level of impropriety the mooks in the government have been openly displaying (whereas they used to at least strive to pretend they weren't completely bent) just has me thinking the worst will happen. I never thought Trump would win in '16 either... that was one hell of a shock the morning after.

Posted by: Gaff at February 24, 2020 11:48 AM (jPS2y)

232 mmmm Thai. It's one thing I miss about being single -

My wife does not favor Asian cuisine in general. About 2 or 3 times a year we'll go out to get sushi but in general she doesn't like Chinese, Japanese or Thai food. She won't even touch chinese food... I miss it dearly even though its terrible for my health.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 24, 2020 11:48 AM (9V81o)

233 Weinstein found guilty on "some counts".

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 24, 2020 11:48 AM (CTN7u)

234 I was being facetious. There are many movies which I am glad that I have never seen.

I know you were. Just saying, you didn't miss anything. I have too many memories and ideas in my head I wish I had never ever been exposed to because my curiosity and desire to know more gets me down some very dark alleys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 11:48 AM (KZzsI)

235 we will start manufacturing more medicines in this country. People are sounding the alarm about how much of that is done in China now.

Posted by: notsothoreau

--

Last I heard, over 80 percent of vaccines come from China. Makes me want to be an anti vaxxer

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2020 11:49 AM (YslsA)

236 I've read there's only enough parts on hand for automobile production to run for about another week.

Hyundai already had to shut down their South Korean plants because of lack of parts. It's not as well known that Japan and Korean have *also* abandoned a lot of their manufacturing to China. Sony PlayStations and Nintendo Switches come off of the same Foxconn line as Apple products.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 11:49 AM (ZGrMX)

237 I miss it dearly even though its terrible for my health.

How on earth does a bunch of cooked vegetables and rice harm your health???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 11:49 AM (KZzsI)

238 Caption this:
We each had transgender kids

Posted by: jeff carter at February 24, 2020 11:49 AM (JOEkg)

239 The Soviets arrested Joe for trying to visit Alexander Scholzenitsyn in the gulag. He later helped in the writing of the Gulag Archipelago.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 11:49 AM (Uu+Jp)

240 I don't think it will be all that easy to defeat Bernie, but the good news is there are lots of clips of him saying the most awful things which the Trump campaign can use. Let's let the Boston Marathon Bomber vote from prison?!! Yeah, I know people who are liberal-as opposed to leftist- and they would think that is lunatic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2020 11:50 AM (WI7YS)

241 The market is going down partially because of Bloomberg's software.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2020 11:50 AM (NWEal)

242 Count 1 ng, 2 guilty , 5 guilty ;3 and 4 not guilty

Posted by: Ficus innocent all counts at February 24, 2020 11:50 AM (WX+x0)

243 Youtube keeps showing ads for Syrian refugees with the gay guy from Modern Family. Why is it always those who have the most to lose in an Islamic society that are the most eager to bring them here?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at February 24, 2020 11:50 AM (RIvx9)

244
The rate of girls in Sweden being "diagnosed" as "trans" or fake boys increases 15x.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 11:51 AM (qBbRu)

245 I have no idea where this concerny stuff is coming from..... the House will revert back to the R's, they gain a seat or two in the Senate, and of course Trump gets re-elected. There are simply no facts out there that make me think otherwise.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 24, 2020 11:51 AM (jjaLl)

246 194
Well, it's use up the vodka before Lent day.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 24, 2020 11:43 AM (C1Lsn)

Well I've given up on "be a better person". I crashed and burned. Baby steps? No. Failed at not swearing in the church parking lot. Not judge others? How can I when there's so many fucking stupid assholes out there? I'm going to volunteer, or bible study each day.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 11:51 AM (Orx/W)

247 Re Caption This:

Dumb and Dumberer. Also, who's had the most work done?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2020 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

248 aren't ten normal blacks that know or give a fuck about mandela. nice try, joe. now do billy sol estes.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 24, 2020 11:42 AM (KP5rU)

Any time I see blatant pandering like what that retard does it's a sure tell that he really doesn't know any normal blacks.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 24, 2020 11:51 AM (y7DUB)

249 How on earth does a bunch of cooked vegetables and rice harm your health???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 11:49 AM (KZzsI)

I'm not talking about sushi... I'm talking about the American-ized MSG-laden "chinese food" we get here - aka General Tso's chicken.

Binged on that stuff in college and man, I have a hankerin' for it now.

I'm a type I and the sauces used in that stuff is mind-boggingly sugary.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 24, 2020 11:51 AM (9V81o)

250 Court TV has a sketch artist on the Weinstein trial and I swear whomever it is should be drawing pictures for Night Gallery.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 11:52 AM (I7upL)

251
That is Justin Guarini, runner up to Kelly Clarkson in Season 1 of American Idol. Talk about your divergent careers...
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 24, 2020 11:45 AM (Wm5SB)

Oh, I remember him. He was so annoying and I was outraged he kept getting so many votes.

Silly tweenage girls.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:52 AM (9hauA)

252 Youtube keeps showing ads for Syrian refugees with the gay guy from Modern Family.

I keep getting ads for that "70% of women demand you shave your nuts" trimmer thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 11:52 AM (ZGrMX)

253 We need Bernie to destroy the Dems this November all the way down-ticket.

Think redistricting next year.

Bigly.

Posted by: Ha at February 24, 2020 11:52 AM (EsGqq)

254 Fen, I missed that movie, too. It does not sound like it is a happy one, not at all.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 11:38 AM (bDqIh)

'Requiem For a Dream' is one of the most depressing movies I have ever seen.

The only good thing about it is that it does *not* glorify drug use.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 11:53 AM (G72s7)

255 >>215
Requiem for a Dream is a very good movie Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:45 AM (l4C/z)

The movie philistines here don't see recreational dieting as grist for cinema verite...

Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:53 AM (u4/yY)

256 Also, who's had the most work done?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2020 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

Good one!

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:53 AM (9hauA)

257 You see, I'm operating on the assumption that Bernie's getting the nomination no matter what.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

______________

I do agree though Bernie looks inevitable, but politics can change on a dime.

I don't think anyone here was predicting Bernie would be the nominee even just a few weeks ago.

I want him locked in.

If Biden wins SC and Obama decides to "save" the Democrat party and endorse him, I could absolutely see Biden taking the nom. It's an unlikely scenario, but not impossible.

And Bloomberg may have shit the bed in the debate, but who knows who he could buy off and somehow steal the nom

I'm not nearly as confident that Trump wins easily with any other Democrat. I'm VERY confident Trump beats Sanders and Democrats have a collapse as a national party.

Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 11:53 AM (sjTfF)

258 So weinstein guilty on 2 counts and will go to jail

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2020 11:53 AM (nRk/c)

259 Putin directs to Trump to name Grenell DNI.

Putin directs Trump increase NATO defense spending.

Putin driects Trump to frack.

Putin directs Trump to send lethal aid to Ukraine.

Putin directs Trump to conduct maneuvers with Finland.

Putin directs Trump to conduct maneuvers with Sweden.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2020 11:53 AM (Boy/L)

260 Cher Biden caption :

Plastic Man

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2020 11:53 AM (NWEal)

261 Sentence for Harvey:
Judge , say you are sorry.
Harv, sorry not sorry.
court adjorned

Posted by: Ficus innocent all counts at February 24, 2020 11:53 AM (WX+x0)

262 "I don't think it will be all that easy to defeat Bernie,"

Republicans will make it harder than it needs to be. Because they're stupid and weak.

Trump will carry the day.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 24, 2020 11:53 AM (H8QX8)

263 Think redistricting next year.

Bigly.

Pelosi and Schumer are reportedly pushing for NY to be redistricted such that AOC goes away, among other things.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 11:53 AM (ZGrMX)

264 Christopher - dark alleys you wish you hadn't been exposed to: you watched Human Centipede, didn't you?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (TKztd)

265 ok so I googled Kelly Clarkson.

At least I got that much done today.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (Qf83p)

266 95+ % of the trannies I see in Seattle are male to female.

I know exactly 1 Female to Male.

Maybe Sweden is different, dunno

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (l4C/z)

267 So weinstein guilty on 2 counts and will go to jail

His struggle against the NRA continues, however.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (Boy/L)

268 The President and Mrs Trump vs the Trudeau's in India. Trump in suit and tie. Trudeau playing Indian dress up.

Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (gmo/4)

269 Worried about Bernie, yet? What a glorious time to be alive with a great historic event about to take place. The second American revolution is upon us! This one will be legitimate.

Posted by: No at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (6Jzab)

270 222
Caption This:

Dyson Introduces their new Spokespersons

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 11:46 AM (m45I2)

They all suck.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (Orx/W)

271 Had a tooth pulled couple weeks ago. Doc told me to use a gauze pad if I was gonna smoke. All gauze, medical supplies on shelf made in china.

Posted by: Infidel at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (MTxDQ)

272 More bang for your buck.

Single bullet sends 7 to hospital after man fires gun in Houston flea market...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (+y/Ru)

273 biden is not getting the nom...The "Mod" wing of the dems is only 25%. The hard left is 75%.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (nRk/c)

274 264 Christopher - dark alleys you wish you hadn't been exposed to: you watched Human Centipede, didn't you?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (TKztd)

Oooh, make him watch A Serbian Story next!

Talk about horror

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (l4C/z)

275 Justin Guarini

former Police Chief of Atlanta - Eldrin Bell's kid.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (CTN7u)

276 I keep getting ads for that "70% of women demand you shave your nuts" trimmer thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 11:52 AM (ZGrMX)

I get those too (!).

I also get the Dr. Squatch ads, which are fun.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (9hauA)

277 I think the coronavirus is a bio weapon, and I think the Chinese were planning on a stealth introduction in America. Then there was an accident.

Don't be fooled--they hate us and would like nothing more than a sick, weakened America.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2020 11:55 AM (19g6/)

278 Are they going to blame Trump for not closing the border?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 11:55 AM (CQ3Qb)

279 Had a tooth pulled couple weeks ago. Doc told me to use a gauze pad if I was gonna smoke. All gauze, medical supplies on shelf made in china.
Posted by: Infidel at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (MTxDQ)

You can use a tea bag also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2020 11:55 AM (nRk/c)

280 267 So weinstein guilty on 2 counts and will go to jail

His struggle against the NRA continues, however.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (Boy/L)

He's going to join OJ in the search for the REAL killer, too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:55 AM (l4C/z)

281 The President and Mrs Trump vs the Trudeau's in India. Trump in suit and tie. Trudeau playing Indian dress up.
Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (gmo/4)

Even Joe beats Trudeau in the brains and character departments.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 11:55 AM (Uu+Jp)

282 More bang for your buck.

Single bullet sends 7 to hospital after man fires gun in Houston flea market...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Hit plus trampled?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 11:55 AM (Xr3y2)

283 Weinstein guilty on rape and sex abuse charges.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2020 11:56 AM (AhtnN)

284
Trudeau playing Indian dress up.

Posted by: Archer

You're shitting us??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 11:56 AM (qBbRu)

285 Justine Trudeau is Johnny from Airplane! but not as smart.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 11:56 AM (I7upL)

286 I know you were. Just saying, you didn't miss anything. I have too many memories and ideas in my head I wish I had never ever been exposed to because my curiosity and desire to know more gets me down some very dark alleys.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 11:48 AM (KZzsI)

Same with me. This is how I destroyed my innocence.

Then I hear about 6-year-olds being taught stuff like fisting and I get *enraged*. I'm even embarrassed that I know what 'fisting' is.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 11:56 AM (G72s7)

287 259 Putin directs to Trump to name Grenell DNI.

Putin directs Trump increase NATO defense spending.

Putin driects Trump to frack.

Putin directs Trump to send lethal aid to Ukraine.

Putin directs Trump to conduct maneuvers with Finland.

Putin directs Trump to conduct maneuvers with Sweden.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2020 11:53 AM (Boy/L)

I'm starting to like this Putin fellow. Can I vote for him instead of Bernie in the primaries?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:56 AM (l4C/z)

288 I don't think Corona is going to dramatically destroy the global economy, but I definitely think it was undersold. Of course the Chinese were lying about it.

If anything, the stock market was getting a little over heated and this is a perfect excuse for a pullback.

I also think Corona plays into the Trump playbook perfectly about immigration and borders.

Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 11:56 AM (sjTfF)

289 How Cher wants that Biden photo captioned:
"Do you believe in life after Trump"

How I actually caption it:
"Botox, Tramps and Thieves"

Posted by: LizLem at February 24, 2020 11:56 AM (hvf9s)

290 "I have no idea where this concerny stuff is coming from....."

Some people just have to let the inner eeyeore loose. Not content unless they are worrying about something.

It's my opinion that this type of person just has shit tons (imperial) of drama going in their life.

Posted by: Online Pscho chologist at February 24, 2020 11:56 AM (/LQkF)

291 Trudeau playing Indian dress up.

Posted by: Archer

You're shitting us??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 11:56 AM (qBbRu)

Sadly, no.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 11:57 AM (Uu+Jp)

292 I have been trying to get Heidi to watch Prometheus with me. She said "hey, its not my punishment for posting the whole damn comment section."

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 11:57 AM (Orx/W)

293 guilty 2 counts of rape and s. assault.

Posted by: roscoe at February 24, 2020 11:57 AM (WX+x0)

294 289 How Cher wants that Biden photo captioned:
"Do you believe in life after Trump"

How I actually caption it:
"Botox, Tramps and Thieves"
Posted by: LizLem at February 24, 2020 11:56 AM (hvf9s)

I heard it from the people in the town

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 11:57 AM (l4C/z)

295 I also think Corona plays into the Trump playbook perfectly about immigration and borders.
Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 11:56 AM (sjTfF)

Good point.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 24, 2020 11:57 AM (H8QX8)

296 257. Bloomberg was astoundingly unprepared for that debate. He must have believed his own press.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 24, 2020 11:57 AM (JRaU+)

297 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 11:57 AM (arJlL)

298 264 Christopher - dark alleys you wish you hadn't been exposed to: you watched Human Centipede, didn't you?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (TKztd)

Zap Comics. Issue #4.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 11:58 AM (G72s7)

299 Had a tooth pulled couple weeks ago. Doc told me to use a gauze pad if I was gonna smoke. All gauze, medical supplies on shelf made in china.
Posted by: Infidel

Sam's still has gloves.
Amazon starting to gouge on masks.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 11:58 AM (Xr3y2)

300 Will be interesting to hear the details of Weinstein's conviction on the two counts.

What evidence was presented?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2020 11:58 AM (v1YGn)

301 I took my husband to a very high-end Italian restaurant for his birthday Friday night.

The host/ess was a person we assumed to be male, over six feet tall, wearing dangly, sparkly earrings, a pouf of curls on top of xis/xer head, heavy sparkly eye makeup and a cardigan tossed around xis/xer shoulders. It's name was Cory.

As we were leaving, xe/xhe told us to be sure to come back the end of March for the gay burlesque show that would be held in the upstairs "chapel" (a venue used for weddings --- restaurant is in a gorgeous old mansion). Cory was probably hopeful we'd react negatively, but we smiled and I said, "Sounds like fun!" as we hurried out the door to catch our Uber.

*deep sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2020 11:58 AM (ptqGC)

302 271
Had a tooth pulled couple weeks ago. Doc told me to use a gauze pad if I
was gonna smoke. All gauze, medical supplies on shelf made in china.

Posted by: Infidel at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (MTxDQ)

That's why there's already a shortage of masks and the panic hasn't even started yet.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 11:58 AM (CQ3Qb)

303 think the coronavirus is a bio weapon, and I think the Chinese were
planning on a stealth introduction in America. Then there was an
accident.

Hard to remember sometimes how things were before Obama's 8 year economic excuse-generator , but I definitely remember that various flus have been blamed for market downturns in the past.

Ran out of chicken entrails , I guess.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 24, 2020 11:58 AM (CTN7u)

304 279 Had a tooth pulled couple weeks ago. Doc told me to use a gauze pad if I was gonna smoke. All gauze, medical supplies on shelf made in china.
Posted by: Infidel at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (MTxDQ)

You can use a tea bag also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2020 11:55 AM (nRk/c)

Now you're speaking my language!

Posted by: Mayor pete at February 24, 2020 11:58 AM (Izzlo)

305 Convicted rapist and Hillary Clinton pal Harvey Weinstein.

Accused rapist and Hillary Clinton husband Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2020 11:59 AM (Boy/L)

306 Caption This:

Phoney and Cher

Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 11:59 AM (arJlL)

307 Jane D'oh, tell Cory only if they stage Cabaret

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 11:59 AM (I7upL)

308 278 Are they going to blame Trump for not closing the border?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 11:55 AM (CQ3Qb)

Watch, you are about to see a Master of the Political Martial Arts make a move.

Yes, Trump Fu in action.

Why is the American economy taking a Hit? Because all you companies were doing too much business in CHINA.

if you had been manufacturing HERE, in the US, LIKE I"VE BEEN TELLING YOU, this would not happen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 11:59 AM (NgKpN)

309 I doubt any establishment D would agree to be Bernie's VP.

He will stick with a nutter.

Posted by: Ha at February 24, 2020 11:59 AM (EsGqq)

310 I think the coronavirus is a bio weapon, and I think the Chinese were planning on a stealth introduction in America. Then there was an accident.

There always is when you have the best and the brightest involved.

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 11:59 AM (g0Lfb)

311 Hard to remember sometimes how things were before Obama's 8 year economic excuse-generator , but I definitely remember that various flus have been blamed for market downturns in the past.

"Headwinds."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2020 11:59 AM (Boy/L)

312 I don't believe it can spread far and fast in countries that have good hygiene.

*******

Yup,. Among other reasons. Lots of factors go into the spread of a coronavirus.

Interesting to note that it took China 5 days to go from 500 confirmed cases to 2000

Outside of China it took 11 days to go from 500 to 2000.

We are starting to see a secondary increase in cases (outside China), but it is not as steep as the original. Is this due to decreased R0 from mutation, weather trends (spring is in the air), living conditions, efficacy of public health measure? I don't know. The final tale is yet to be told.

And let me pre-empt those who say "You don't believe China do you?" by pointing out that this particular comparison would be even more favorable/optimistic if China is underreporting its numbers.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 12:00 PM (m45I2)

313 304 279 Had a tooth pulled couple weeks ago. Doc told me to use a gauze pad if I was gonna smoke. All gauze, medical supplies on shelf made in china.
Posted by: Infidel at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (MTxDQ)

You can use a tea bag also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2020 11:55 AM (nRk/c)

Now you're speaking my language!
Posted by: Mayor pete at February 24, 2020 11:58 AM (Izzlo)

That took WAY longer than I thought it would...

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 12:00 PM (Ez6QX)

314 No man is safe if they can convict you of an alleged rape that occurred prior to the victim entering into a consensual relationship with her alleged rapist.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2020 12:00 PM (NWEal)

315 Maybe Trudeau will let Joe sniff his hair.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 12:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

316 Quien es mas estupido, Biden, o Cher. Biden o Cher, quien es mas estupido?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 24, 2020 12:00 PM (qaSBO)

317 I follow this blog called Grandma Donna's. She had a post a few weeks ago about making your own bandages. It's an interesting post and something I'd planned to try.

https://tinyurl.com/vm2er4a

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 12:00 PM (JKNZq)

318 The only masks I'm buying are for Purge Night

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 12:01 PM (l4C/z)

319 if you had been manufacturing HERE, in the US, LIKE I"VE BEEN TELLING YOU, this would not happen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 11:59 AM (NgKpN)

I expect exactly that. Which makes Trump the luckiest person to have ever lived. Even the economy crashing - after foolishly taking credit for a bubble - will end up helping him.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 12:01 PM (CQ3Qb)

320 No man is safe if they can convict you of an alleged rape that occurred prior to the victim entering into a consensual relationship with her alleged rapist.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2020 12:00 PM (NWEal)

This

Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2020 12:01 PM (v1YGn)

321 277 I think the coronavirus is a bio weapon, and I think the Chinese were planning on a stealth introduction in America. Then there was an accident.

Don't be fooled--they hate us and would like nothing more than a sick, weakened America.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2020 11:55 AM (19g6/)

If they knew about it from the start then why did they wait over a month to respond to the outbreak? Simply putting a quarantine on Wuhan prior to Chinese New Year would have vastly prevented it's spread to the rest of China.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 24, 2020 12:01 PM (zqs/f)

322 Bloomberg was astoundingly unprepared for that debate. He must have believed his own press.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 24, 2020 11:57 AM (JRaU+)

You know fucking A well that sawed off little cocksucker only surrounds himself with mindless sycophants like that No turd troll.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 24, 2020 12:01 PM (y7DUB)

323

Klobuchar has probably already offered to be everyone's veep. So has peter buttsex.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 12:01 PM (qBbRu)

324 if you had been manufacturing HERE, in the US, LIKE I"VE BEEN TELLING YOU, this would not happen.

Ironically, China *could* have had its "students" manufacture the virus right here in the US.

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 12:02 PM (lK7fO)

325 I'm a type I and the sauces used in that stuff is mind-boggingly sugary.

This is true, most Americanized recipes of Chinese food are packed with sugar. Tasty, but really bad for you. The local place makes this stuff that is basically meat candy, its beef with a sugary sauce (plum, I think) and sesame seeds. Its really good but essentially just candy. That Orange Chicken stuff that Panda Express invented is the same way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:02 PM (KZzsI)

326 So I have a question that is completely unrelated to politics.

I have a partially used bottle of low sodium soy sauce in the fridge. The expiration date for the unopened bottle was August 2020. Will everybody die if I use some of this ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2020 12:02 PM (WI7YS)

327 No man is safe if they can convict you of an alleged rape that occurred prior to the victim entering into a consensual relationship with her alleged rapist.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

He's a scumbag but I'm going to hold off on gloating.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 12:02 PM (Qf83p)

328 Thanks, OM,

Clipped the Pad Thai recipe for dinner in the next week or so. Love Asian noodle and salad dishes, and Pad Thai is a favorite. I have a recipe but this one looks much less complex. Looking forward to prepping and trying it!

Posted by: RM at February 24, 2020 12:02 PM (U3LtS)

329 I doubt any establishment D would agree to be Bernie's VP.

He will stick with a nutter.

Posted by: Ha

---

Gus Hall is dead

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2020 12:02 PM (YslsA)

330 Klobuchar has probably already offered to be everyone's veep. So has peter buttsex.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 12:01 PM (qBbRu)

I'm pretty sure Stacey Abrams can take them both out at once.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2020 12:03 PM (ptqGC)

331 Harvey Weinstein -- once one of the country's most powerful Hollywood producers -- has been found guilty in his New York sexual assault trial. Weinstein was found guilty of two of the five charges against him: a criminal sexual act and third-degree rape

Posted by: SMOD at February 24, 2020 12:03 PM (3aI0K)

332

Bernie Sanders has joined fellow progressive Elizabeth Warren in proposing that a "wealth tax" can finance government-funded child care from infancy through age 3, then provide universal pre-kindergarten after that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2020 12:03 PM (aKsyK)

333 If they knew about it from the start then why did they wait over a month to respond to the outbreak? Simply putting a quarantine on Wuhan prior to Chinese New Year would have vastly prevented it's spread to the rest of China.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 24, 2020 12:01 PM (zqs/f)

Who in the lab wanted to admit to the Chinese leadership that they left containers of virus in the lunch trash, etc.?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 24, 2020 12:03 PM (v1YGn)

334 It's soy sauce. It's fine.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 12:03 PM (JKNZq)

335 Bloomberg was astoundingly unprepared for that debate. He must have believed his own press.

I think he went in knowing he was likely to be hammered, so he just figured to be the adult in the room, act like the only moderate who wasn't a raving lunatic, and try to come out as the underdog.

Instead it just looked like a roast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:03 PM (KZzsI)

336 And let me pre-empt those who say "You don't believe China do you?" by pointing out that this particular comparison would be even more favorable/optimistic if China is underreporting its numbers.
Posted by: Muldoon

I honestly believe China is underreporting.

1. 40 million people quarantined.
2. Only 2500 deaths
3. Asian "face saving"
4. China lies like democrats. Will tell a lie when the truth is more beneficial.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 12:04 PM (Xr3y2)

337 I have a partially used bottle of low sodium soy sauce in the fridge. The expiration date for the unopened bottle was August 2020. Will everybody die if I use some of this ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I doubt it, it still has 6 months until expiration

Posted by: Bruce at February 24, 2020 12:04 PM (vd8XM)

338 Saw that Biden/cher picture on Powerline and the caption was:
Biden thrilled to be endorsed by AOC

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2020 12:04 PM (QzF6i)

339 Beijing spent a month trying to figure out ways of hiding it.

Just like Moscow did after Chernobyl.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 12:04 PM (I7upL)

340 osted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2020 12:02 PM (WI7YS)

Fen, we haven't hit Aug. 2020 yet

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:04 PM (6XlcD)

341
Jill Stein would be a good veep for bernie.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 12:04 PM (qBbRu)

342 That's why there won't be a crash - the move to bring manufacturing back here will lead to huge employment boom. There may be stock market jitters, but jobs will soar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2020 12:04 PM (TKztd)

343 I remember when Jennifer Connally was actually an actress who rode the coin-op pony at a super-store in "Career Opportunities" and did a good job.
Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 11:27 AM (u4/yY)

========

Is that really acting?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill

Mebbe she's afraid of horses !

Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 12:04 PM (arJlL)

344 277 I think the coronavirus is a bio weapon, and I think the Chinese were planning on a stealth introduction in America. Then there was an accident.

Don't be fooled--they hate us and would like nothing more than a sick, weakened America.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2020 11:55 AM (19g6/)

That's what's bringing the market down now and is the big cloud I see on the economic horizon. It has huge potential to disrupt the supply chain - thanks to the elites who sold us out to China. But they won't be blamed - Trump will.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 24, 2020 12:04 PM (d6Ksn)

345 324 if you had been manufacturing HERE, in the US, LIKE I"VE BEEN TELLING YOU, this would not happen.

Ironically, China *could* have had its "students" manufacture the virus right here in the US.
Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 12:02 PM (lK7fO)

I thought the rumor was it came from Chinese Students up in Canada?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 12:05 PM (NgKpN)

346 Klobuchar has probably already offered to be everyone's veep. So has peter buttsex.

So did Spartacus, he basically spent one entire debate trying to become Biden's VP.

I have a partially used bottle of low sodium soy sauce in the fridge. The expiration date for the unopened bottle was August 2020. Will everybody die if I use some of this ?

Trust your nose. If it smells fine, its usable. I assume you meant 2019, which is still in the recent past so it should be completely safe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:05 PM (KZzsI)

347 325 I'm a type I and the sauces used in that stuff is mind-boggingly sugary.

This is true, most Americanized recipes of Chinese food are packed with sugar. Tasty, but really bad for you. The local place makes this stuff that is basically meat candy, its beef with a sugary sauce (plum, I think) and sesame seeds. Its really good but essentially just candy. That Orange Chicken stuff that Panda Express invented is the same way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:02 PM (KZzsI)

I've eaten at a Vietnamese place where the food was candy sweet.
During my stay in The Philippines it seemed every dish had at least a little sugar.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 12:05 PM (Uu+Jp)

348 The Chinese would sacrifice 100 million in a nuke exchange so deliberate release of weapons grade bug is not outside their past public statements.

Posted by: roscoe at February 24, 2020 12:05 PM (WX+x0)

349 May Hillary be tortured forever with the fact that she was never able to be President of The United States.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

350 Failed traffic court judge Napolitano is now Fox's Senior Legal Analyst.

Paul Ryan strikes again.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 24, 2020 12:05 PM (CTN7u)

351 I think the Republican Party needs to start planning for what happens in 2024. Trump is unique, how do we keep this spirit of challenging the system alive, in the face of an Establishment that will see it as high time to return to business as usual?

We have a unique opportunity here to not only win elections, but to renew the Republican brand and broaden our appeal to disaffected Democrats. This means a little introspection is needed. The first thing to do is take inventory. What do we keep, what do we toss?

I say it's time to toss the conservative label. Too many Bushes, McCains, and Romneys have misused it and stained it. It's a ruined brand. Conservatism, to the younger generation, evokes an image of stodgy old people trying to legislate their morality, and trying to Americanize the Middle East by force. Let them keep it, and we'll never have to worry about them mounting a serious challenge.

Are we conservatives at all? What are we trying to preserve? If it's the Constitution and the Rule of Law, we already lost. If we're fighting those fights, we are no longer conservatives, we are a reform movement.

A focus on reform would allow us an easy title "Reform Republicans", and convey a clear vision for the future. We don't want to radically alter the system, we want to repair it. We don't want revolution, we want slow and steady evolution, from the America we were, to the America we have always believed in, where all can be equal under the law and reap the endless blessings of liberty.

Having succeeded in our quest to Make America Great Again, we could sell Make America Greater as an endless quest to bring out the best in us, and continue improving.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 24, 2020 12:05 PM (J+mig)

352 Weinstein did not kill himself .. yet

Posted by: SMOD at February 24, 2020 12:05 PM (3aI0K)

353 I have a partially used bottle of low sodium soy sauce in the fridge. The expiration date for the unopened bottle was August 2020. Will everybody die if I use some of this ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I doubt it, it still has 6 months until expiration
Posted by: Bruce

woopsie daisies! lol

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 12:05 PM (Qf83p)

354 If they knew about it from the start then why did they wait over a month to respond to the outbreak? Simply putting a quarantine on Wuhan prior to Chinese New Year would have vastly prevented it's spread to the rest of China.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 24, 2020 12:01 PM (zqs/f)

Who in the lab wanted to admit to the Chinese leadership that they left containers of virus in the lunch trash, etc.?
Posted by: Jen the original

Or was selling lab animals to the meat market.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 12:05 PM (Xr3y2)

355 326 So I have a question that is completely unrelated to politics.

I have a partially used bottle of low sodium soy sauce in the fridge. The expiration date for the unopened bottle was August 2020. Will everybody die if I use some of this ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2020 12:02 PM (WI7YS)

You'll be fine.

It doesn't expire for months yet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 12:05 PM (l4C/z)

356 More bang for your buck.

Single bullet sends 7 to hospital after man fires gun in Houston flea market...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2020 11:54 AM (+y/Ru)

D.A.: No intent. Turning his life around.

Judge: Okay. Released on $50 bond.

Posted by: Kim Ogg, D.A. (D) and District Court Judge (D) at February 24, 2020 12:05 PM (q1Pj5)

357 A new euphemism for "lie". Amazon movie about Auschwitz is criticized as inaccurate. Amazon responds that it is "representationally truthful".

https://bit.ly/2STQml3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2020 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)

358 If Corona virus, aka china flu, hits the us hard, isnt trump likely to benefit politically? He is the guy who has spent the last three years arguing for border control and putting restrictions on china.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2020 12:06 PM (3cfl2)

359 Caption This:

Senile and Cher

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2020 12:06 PM (mpeBU)

360 I doubt any establishment D would agree to be Bernie's VP.

He will stick with a nutter.

Bernie / Hank Johnson 2020: Free tipped-over Guams for everyone!

Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 12:06 PM (ZGrMX)

361 I've never been particularly impressed with Jennifer Connolly's acting talents, but she is pretty (used to be exceptionally beautiful) and she's not annoying on screen. I put her up with actors like John Wayne who until late in his career didn't really act but was entertaining every time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:06 PM (KZzsI)

362 That's what's bringing the market down now and is the big cloud I see on the economic horizon. It has huge potential to disrupt the supply chain - thanks to the elites who sold us out to China. But they won't be blamed - Trump will.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 24, 2020 12:04 PM (d6Ksn)

Problem is, its not just China. Other countries will be sealing their borders as well.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 12:06 PM (NgKpN)

363 Jill Stein would be a good veep for bernie.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 12:04 PM (qBbRu)

Oh that would make Hillary and the DNC go apeshit!

Posted by: Ha at February 24, 2020 12:06 PM (EsGqq)

364
Hard to remember sometimes how things were before Obama's 8 year economic excuse-generator , but I definitely remember that various flus have been blamed for market downturns in the past.

So have snowstorms, for Pete's sake. Labor and commerce statistics during the Dogeater's regime were pure fantastical gibberish aimed at disguising how his "fixes" weren't doing bupkis to restore the economy to a healthy state.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 12:06 PM (pNxlR)

365 BBC reporting that they had an anti-Jewish parade in Belgium with marchers wearing prosthetic noses and big fur hats (?). Seriously, fuck Belgium.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 12:07 PM (ZGrMX)

366 Remember a case in China of this blood bank mixing blood from various donors into one vat. Didn't matter who had a disease like HIV, it was blended in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 12:07 PM (I7upL)

367 358 If Corona virus, aka china flu, hits the us hard, isnt trump likely to benefit politically? He is the guy who has spent the last three years arguing for border control and putting restrictions on china.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2020 12:06 PM (3cfl2)

No , because everything is Trumps fault

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:07 PM (6XlcD)

368
I have a partially used bottle of low sodium soy sauce in the fridge. The expiration date for the unopened bottle was August 2020. Will everybody die if I use some of this ?

Trust your nose. If it smells fine, its usable. I assume you meant 2019, which is still in the recent past so it should be completely safe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:05 PM (KZzsI)

Wasn't there a guy recently that spent a month eating foods that were 30 days past their posted "use by" date and, wait for it.......Nothing happened.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

369 Will everybody die if I use some of this ?

Yes.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 24, 2020 12:07 PM (CTN7u)

370 I honestly believe China is underreporting.

1. 40 million people quarantined.

2. Only 2500 deaths

3. Asian "face saving"

4. China lies like democrats. Will tell a lie when the truth is more beneficial.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 12:04 PM (Xr3y2)

Roughly 400 million are "quarantined" now. More than the entire US population.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 12:07 PM (CQ3Qb)

371 Bernie in the GE is hard to imagine. I have a feeling, like Trump, he will probably bring in new voters (from the crazy 3rd parties or disaffected younger voters). On the other hand, if you trawl dem sites like DU, there are a lot of Dems that HATE Bernie. Not a real Democrat, too extreme, Bernie Bros taking over, hurts the whole party, etc.

While we like to think all Dems want socialism, and just vary on how incrementally they need to achieve it, i think there's a surprisingly large chunk of voters that are surprised with Bernie's socialism being the end goal, and they may sit it out.

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (0Ud9r)

372 365 BBC reporting that they had an anti-Jewish parade in Belgium with marchers wearing prosthetic noses and big fur hats (?). Seriously, fuck Belgium.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 12:07 PM (ZGrMX)

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards.
I blame Raymond Luxury Yacht.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (l4C/z)

373 Harvey Weinstein -- once one of the country's most powerful Hollywood producers -- has been found guilty in his New York sexual assault trial. Weinstein was found guilty of two of the five charges against him: a criminal sexual act and third-degree rape
Posted by: SMOD at February 24, 2020 12:03 PM (3aI0K)

What is third degree rape?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (Uu+Jp)

374 Hate to say it took me this long but I finally got the 3 L llama joke.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (+tUWj)

375 I have a partially used bottle of low sodium soy sauce in the fridge. The expiration date for the unopened bottle was August 2020. Will everybody die if I use some of this ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I doubt it, it still has 6 months until expiration
Posted by: Bruce

woopsie daisies! lol
Posted by: eleven

Would never make fun of Fen. I've stared at numbers before and they didn't register.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (Xr3y2)

376 Way I see it, if the Olympics is cancelled due to the Kung Flu, then we'll know that shit is real.

Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (RU4sa)

377 Isn't Belgium a dirty word?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (I7upL)

378 Belgium is ten percent mohammedan, which is the tipping point.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (YslsA)

379 BBC reporting that they had an anti-Jewish parade in Belgium with marchers wearing prosthetic noses and big fur hats (?). Seriously, fuck Belgium.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 12:07 PM (ZGrMX)

But, they want to take over the world's financial markets because " I'M SMAHT!!! Don't ya think I'M SMAHT?!??"

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

380 Amazing footage of PDT in India:

https://twitter.com/jerupatianand/status/1231981010729852928

The crowd is yuuuge.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (G72s7)

381 ... soy sauce in the fridge. The expiration date for the unopened bottle was August 2020. Will everybody die if I use some of this ?

***********

Soy sauce from the future has not been extensively tested in humans.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (m45I2)

382
360 I doubt any establishment D would agree to be Bernie's VP.

He will stick with a nutter.

Angry Bernie and Mad Maxine
Barter Town is Here!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (pNxlR)

383 Posted by: notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 12:03 PM (JKNZq)

Thanks; I didn't really think everybody would die, but maybe people other than me never have bottles of sauces sitting in their fridge that have been there practically since the Great Flood.

How are things going with your legal things and people at your properties?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2020 12:09 PM (WI7YS)

384 By the way, did you see this, Kate Steinle's killer now is claiming untreated mental issues

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t6obuaw

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:09 PM (KZzsI)

385 So weinstein guilty on 2 counts and will go to jail
_____________

Yep, a split verdict, as predicted. Guilty on two of the lesser counts, acquitted of the more serious counts. Seems about right.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 24, 2020 12:09 PM (k4dH2)

386
Whodis gal - no idea and prolly never heard of her

Whodis guy - another scruffy guy

Main takeaway:
pro tip:
when renaming the pic files, use hyphens or underscores instead of spaces. In URLs, a space becomes three characters, %20, using up two extra ergs of Internet Energy.

No spaces in URLs - save the environment!

-guy whose original computer had 4K of memory including the BIOS.

Posted by: mindful webworker
End of the Road, a tall tale
at February 24, 2020 12:09 PM (Isn+8)

387 384 By the way, did you see this, Kate Steinle's killer now is claiming untreated mental issues

Trumps fault

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:09 PM (6XlcD)

388 That's what's bringing the market down now and is
the big cloud I see on the economic horizon. It has huge potential to
disrupt the supply chain - thanks to the elites who sold us out to
China. But they won't be blamed - Trump will.

Posted by: DonnaV at February 24, 2020 12:04 PM (d6Ksn)

Someone needs to explain to me how Trump will be blamed for the virus. He's the only one who warned about the consequences of off-shoring and open borders and trying to do something about it.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 24, 2020 12:09 PM (CQ3Qb)

389 I will check it out, notsothoreau, I have lots of cheese cloth here.

Posted by: Infidel at February 24, 2020 12:09 PM (MTxDQ)

390 I think the Republican Party needs to start planning for what happens in 2024.

I don't see how I'd ever trust them again. We need a Triumph Party (It's Russian for Trump!).

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 12:10 PM (NAs56)

391 Soy sauce can leak through solid glass. Check my fridge.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2020 12:10 PM (1ISKN)

392 What is third degree rape?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (Uu+Jp)

I think it's when you commit rape but feel bad about if afterwards.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 12:10 PM (G72s7)

393 I'm also old enough to remember the 1972 election where Nixon won a yuuge electoral college landslide, but the rest of the GOP benefitted hardly at all.
_______

A major reason for that, though, was that Nixon's campaign was targeted solely on building up his own margin, and did not work toward providing coattails. I remember that well, and there were many Republicans - especially conservatives - who were pissed about it.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 24, 2020 12:10 PM (ZbwAu)

394 I doubt it, it still has 6 months until expiration
Posted by: Bruce

I thought that those dates were only good if the bottle/ can wasn't opened?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2020 12:10 PM (WI7YS)

395 380 Amazing footage of PDT in India:

https://twitter.com/jerupatianand/status/1231981010729852928

The crowd is yuuuge.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (G72s7)

Melania looks slammin, too

The man knows how to lead and how to charm

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 12:10 PM (l4C/z)

396
The crowd is yuuuge.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (G72s7)

But the Indians hate him.......

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

397 Wasn't there a guy recently that spent a month eating foods that were 30 days past their posted "use by" date and, wait for it.......Nothing happened.

Except for stuff like milk, almost all of foods can be used well past their due date.

The reason those are on there is legal: we told you not to eat it!!! Not medical. Foods will safely store much longer, sometimes YEARS longer than the date.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:10 PM (KZzsI)

398 >>Soy sauce...Will everybody die if I use some of this ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yes, but you're probably gonna do it wrong.

(Extends hand)

Give to Zod.

Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 12:10 PM (u4/yY)

399 Tesla manufacturing is not effected because magic or something.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 24, 2020 12:11 PM (CLteG)

400 Wasn't there a guy recently that spent a month eating foods that were 30 days past their posted "use by" date and, wait for it.......Nothing happened.
Posted by: Sponge

Use by date is lawyer speak.
Table salt has a use by date.
It didn't spoil for millions of years underground, but suddenly it has a 6 month expiration?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 12:11 PM (Xr3y2)

401 I talked about this potential for the market crash last week and was worried how it would effect Trump. Unfortunately did not take my own advice and sell some stock.
I think this supply chain situation is only going to get worse. You have 270 million people on lockdown and not able to go to work. Tourism is going to be affected. Italy has one of the worst outbreaks and is a huge tourist destination.
My son is currently in London and scheduled to also go to Brussels and then Israel. I am worried sick and nothing I can do about it.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2020 12:11 PM (QzF6i)

402 If it doesn't stink, it's safe to drink.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2020 12:11 PM (1ISKN)

403
374 Hate to say it took me this long but I finally got the 3 L llama joke.
Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (+tUWj)

Time to spring the 4L Llama Joke on Spiff, fellers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 12:11 PM (pNxlR)

404 I thought that those dates were only good if the bottle/ can wasn't opened?

If it's been refrigerated it's gonna be fine.. Not to mention the salt which is a self-sterilizer

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:11 PM (6XlcD)

405 What is third degree rape?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (Uu+Jp)

Rape-rape-rape?

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at February 24, 2020 12:11 PM (CQ3Qb)

406 376 Way I see it, if the Olympics is cancelled due to the Kung Flu, then we'll know that shit is real.
Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (RU4sa)

Which would of course prove, this was all a Russian Plot, as Russia has been excluded from the next Olympics!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 12:11 PM (NgKpN)

407 All preppers know that can food can last for 20 years or more as long as it's not damaged and exposed to extreme temperature changes. The taste and nutritional value diminish but it's safe to eat.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2020 12:11 PM (NWEal)

408 I thought that those dates were only good if the bottle/ can wasn't opened?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

For many things yes.

A high sugar content, like jams, or a high salt content, like soy sauce, most of the nasties can't find anything to live on

Posted by: Bruce at February 24, 2020 12:11 PM (vd8XM)

409 While we're on the subject, I have a container of Sour Cream in my fridge. How can I tell if it goes bad?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 12:12 PM (m45I2)

410 Yep, a split verdict, as predicted. Guilty on two of the lesser counts, acquitted of the more serious counts. Seems about right.

The lesser charges were really tough to prove anyway, basically came down to he said/she said.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:12 PM (KZzsI)

411
What's Ace gonna start with today?

A Marvel movie? Or a tweet by Sean Davis?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 12:12 PM (qBbRu)

412 If the soy is brown

don't flush it down!

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 12:12 PM (Qf83p)

413 Will everybody die if I use some of this ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

No, you're not bluebell. We're safe.

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 12:12 PM (NAs56)

414
Which would of course prove, this was all a Russian Plot, as Russia has been excluded from the next Olympics!

And since Trump is a Russian stooge... Trumps fault

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:12 PM (6XlcD)

415 While we're on the subject, I have a container of Sour Cream in my fridge. How can I tell if it goes bad?

When it jugs the cream...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 12:13 PM (I7upL)

416 376 Way I see it, if the Olympics is cancelled due to the Kung Flu, then we'll know that shit is real.
Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (RU4s

I read they have a contingency plan to move to London.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2020 12:13 PM (NWEal)

417 BBC reporting that they had an anti-Jewish parade in
Belgium with marchers wearing prosthetic noses and big fur hats (?).
Seriously, fuck Belgium.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 12:07 PM (ZGrMX)

Were they doing the Humpty Dance?
Digital Underground - https://youtu.be/PBsjggc5jHM

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2020 12:13 PM (q1Pj5)

418 357 A new euphemism for "lie". Amazon movie about Auschwitz is criticized as inaccurate. Amazon responds that it is "representationally truthful".

https://bit.ly/2STQml3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2020 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)

Truthiness!

--or--

Fake but accurate!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 12:13 PM (G72s7)

419 399 Tesla manufacturing is not effected because magic or something.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 24, 2020 12:11 PM (CLteG)

Even if they lose more money they'll get just more investors.

Posted by: Someguy at February 24, 2020 12:13 PM (Zm+LZ)

420 405 What is third degree rape?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (Uu+Jp)

Rape-rape-rape?
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at February 24, 2020 12:11 PM (CQ3Qb)

You said rape three times

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 12:13 PM (l4C/z)

421 I did toss a bottle of fish sauce that was past due date because that stuff smells godawful to start with and I doubt you could honestly tell when it went bad. But almost always you can tell by smell and appearance when something is spoiling (yes, even yogurt or sour cream).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:13 PM (KZzsI)

422 I have a container of Sour Cream in my fridge. How can I tell if it goes bad?

Posted by: Muldoon

--

It already went bad, says so on the label! That has been my opinion since I was about 5.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2020 12:13 PM (YslsA)

423 no idea what are degrees of rape. I figured it's "yes please f& me" or "no please put it somewhere else". if you do it anyway in the second instance that is rape.

anyway, I trust the jury verdict. there was so much politics around this case i couldn't tell, but apparently the evidence outweighed it all. and Weinstein was a pig who was the type.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 12:13 PM (C0Pnq)

424 Yep, a split verdict, as predicted. Guilty on two of the lesser counts, acquitted of the more serious counts. Seems about right.

The lesser charges were really tough to prove anyway, basically came down to he said/she said.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:12 PM (KZzsI)

he is still probably going to jail for most of the rest of his life and that does not count what ever happens in the upcoming trail in CA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2020 12:13 PM (nRk/c)

425 Were they doing the Humpty Dance?
Digital Underground - https://youtu.be/PBsjggc5jHM
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2020 12:13 PM (q1Pj5)

Crazy Wack Funky!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 12:14 PM (l4C/z)

426
394 I doubt it, it still has 6 months until expiration
Posted by: Bruce

I thought that those dates were only good if the bottle/ can wasn't opened?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2020 12:10 PM (WI7YS)

Soy sauce, even low sodium soy sauce, is salt brine with flavoring. Take the "expiration date" with a grain of salt.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 12:14 PM (pNxlR)

427 Walkaways may stay away for decades.

In my 30s, I walked away from the Republican Party to the Libertarian party, and didn't vote R until GW Bush. But the Ls have become spoilers at best, and crazy at worst.

Posted by: FloridaMan at February 24, 2020 12:14 PM (r28kI)

428 Well, since the guy is James Marsden, I guess the girl is Sonic the Hedgehog.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 24, 2020 12:14 PM (oZ6kz)

429 Soy sauce is a Chinese bioweapon!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 12:14 PM (m45I2)

430 @ Jen 196 "I don't remember seeing Obama shooting hoops either" -- he did on camera once, and it took something like 20 takes before he made one.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2020 12:14 PM (jK8Z7)

431 Tesla manufacturing is not effected because magic or something.

Tesla thrives because there are a ton of incredibly rich fools who are paying into the company out of religious zeal rather than intelligent investment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:14 PM (KZzsI)

432 Uh oh.....

Rush just said the Coronavirus is the common cold. It's being hyped by the media, but it's not something to worry about.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

433 China has been harvesting the organs of their citizens and selling them to the highest Saudi bidder.
When you do that (and much, much more), nothing is outside the realm of possibility re: coronavirus. Even now, as they have hundreds of millions in lock-down, incinerating the bodies around the clock, etc. they are using this pandemic to their advantage/as a weapon against domestic foes and foreign competitors.
I cannot come up with the words to describe this kind of evil.

Worse, it appears Iran has started doing the same as the virus has spread into their country.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 12:15 PM (bDqIh)

434 Say soy sauce ten times fast.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 12:15 PM (Qf83p)

435 377 Isn't Belgium a dirty word?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 12:08 PM (I7upL)

Absolutely vile. You should save that kind of language for serious screenplays.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 24, 2020 12:15 PM (J+mig)

436 While we're on the subject, I have a container of Sour Cream in my fridge. How can I tell if it goes bad?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 12:12 PM

It'll start hanging out on the corner with the yogurt smoking cigarettes. Might knock over a liquor store.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2020 12:15 PM (dkvcO)

437

Funny, because the Hague is in Belgium, right?

And the Left considers "the" Hague to be their
mecca of (bullshit) human rights and world justice.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 12:15 PM (qBbRu)

438 Uncle Trump is killing it in India.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 24, 2020 12:15 PM (CLteG)

439
Having succeeded in our quest to Make America Great Again, we could sell Make America Greater as an endless quest to bring out the best in us, and continue improving.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est

=======

The MAG or KAG party would be fine with me. I say we absolutely scrub the label, "Republican." Just do a massive Search & Replace.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 12:15 PM (VNdB4)

440 Were they doing the Humpty Dance?
Digital Underground - https://youtu.be/PBsjggc5jHM
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2020 12:13 PM (q1Pj5)

In the 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

441 Absolutely vile. You should save that kind of language for serious screenplays.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 24, 2020 12:15 PM

I hear they give awards for that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2020 12:16 PM (dkvcO)

442
422 I have a container of Sour Cream in my fridge. How can I tell if it goes bad?

Posted by: Muldoon

All the other things in there coming running to tell you that it has been shaking them down for their lunch money when you open the refrigerator's door.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 12:16 PM (pNxlR)

443 Tesla makes neat toys.

I don't really want an Electric car, I'm prone to wandering and don't want to deal with refueling issues. But if I was rich, I'd buy one for daily commuting.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 12:16 PM (l4C/z)

444
"So, after she dumped Sonny, this gal and me had quite a hot time on the old town if you know what. I mean, I could always feel, though, that she, she really longed for that short guy. We got along better after I had my guys arrange that 'skiing accident.' I still remember how great her hair smelled at the funeral. My word as a Biden."

Posted by: mindful webworker
End of the Road, a tall tale
at February 24, 2020 12:16 PM (Isn+8)

445 When it jugs the cream...

*******

????????????

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 12:16 PM (m45I2)

446 Way I see it, if the Olympics is cancelled due to the Kung Flu, then we'll know that shit is real.

Reading up on the Spanish Flu, (a suspected origin being China, of course), I'll bet there's no Olympics.

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 12:16 PM (98WNR)

447 DUBAI (Reuters) - Kuwait, Bahrain, Oman and Iraq on Monday recorded their first new coronavirus cases, all people who had been in Iran, which raised its toll from the disease to 12 dead and 61 infected.

https://tinyurl.com/yx2cdehj

Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2020 12:16 PM (RU4sa)

448 While we're on the subject, I have a container of Sour Cream in my fridge. How can I tell if it goes bad?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 12:12 PM

If it turns into regular cream.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2020 12:17 PM (NWEal)

449 Caption

The Walking Dead

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 24, 2020 12:17 PM (eQh3B)

450 439
Having succeeded in our quest to Make America Great Again, we could sell Make America Greater as an endless quest to bring out the best in us, and continue improving.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est

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The MAG or KAG party would be fine with me. I say we absolutely scrub the label, "Republican." Just do a massive Search & Replace.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 12:15 PM (VNdB4)

She's not wrong.

This is a chance for a rebranding.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 12:17 PM (l4C/z)

451
The Hague is in The Netherlands.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 12:17 PM (pNxlR)

452 360 I doubt any establishment D would agree to be Bernie's VP.

He will stick with a nutter.

Bernie / Hank Johnson 2020: Free tipped-over Guams for everyone!
Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 12:06 PM (ZGrMX)

Bernie/Marianne Williamson: Gulags, but with essential oils!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 12:17 PM (G72s7)

453 BBC reporting that they had an anti-Jewish parade in Belgium with marchers wearing prosthetic noses and big fur hats (?). Seriously, fuck Belgium.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 12:07 PM (ZGrMX)

Didn't they nominate an Anti-Semitic Cartoonist to be their cultural ambassador last year?

Posted by: Surfperch, remembering that Belgium will be Muslim Majority in a few decades at February 24, 2020 12:18 PM (EFiUo)

454 In my 30s, I walked away from the Republican Party to the Libertarian party, and didn't vote R until GW Bush. But the Ls have become spoilers at best, and crazy at worst.
Posted by: FloridaMan at February 24, 2020 12:14 PM (r28kI)

The Libertarian Party was a good idea, when it opposed authoritarianism and stood for personal rights.

Now it's okay with any level of authoritarianism, as long as it legalizes pot, and opens the border so they can keep a fresh supply of Guatemalan children in their sex dungeons.

Pretty much everyone respectable has left them.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 24, 2020 12:18 PM (J+mig)

455 428 Well, since the guy is James Marsden, I guess the girl is Sonic the Hedgehog.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 24, 2020 12:14 PM (oZ6kz)

This is going into the Rule 34 folder

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 12:19 PM (l4C/z)

456 431 Tesla manufacturing is not effected because magic or something.

Tesla thrives because there are a ton of incredibly rich fools who are paying into the company out of religious zeal rather than intelligent investment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:14 PM (KZzsI)

Their market cap is greater than GM, Fiat Chrysler, and Ford combined. And those companies all make more money than Tesla.

Posted by: Someguy at February 24, 2020 12:19 PM (Zm+LZ)

457

It is?

Then what's in Belgium?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 12:19 PM (qBbRu)

458 When it jugs the cream

I'm not looking that up on Urban Dictionary

By the way I don't know who dat is but she's lovely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:19 PM (KZzsI)

459 403 Time to spring the 4L Llama Joke on Spiff, fellers!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 12:11 PM (pNxlR)

yeah that might throw me too.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at February 24, 2020 12:19 PM (+tUWj)

460 415 While we're on the subject, I have a container of Sour Cream in my fridge. How can I tell if it goes bad?

When it jugs the cream...
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 12:13 PM (I7upL)

uh heh heh, she said "jugs" heh heh

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 24, 2020 12:19 PM (CLteG)

461 409
When it grows moss, its probably bad.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 24, 2020 12:19 PM (pcp3j)

462 I have a container of Sour Cream in my fridge. How can I tell if it goes bad?

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I've often wondered the same thing about buttermilk. I read somewhere that it's good way past its expiration date. You just shake it back up, since it separates a bit.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 24, 2020 12:19 PM (JoUsr)

463
Then what's in Belgium?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 12:19 PM (qBbRu)

Obnoxious pricks.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

464 Caption this:
Joe Biden says..."Liz Warren ain't no Half Breed....This here is a Half Breed."

Posted by: DOGGFISH at February 24, 2020 12:20 PM (lMn1U)

465 >>Tesla
Related: Bitcoin up 41% this year.

Posted by: Zod at February 24, 2020 12:20 PM (u4/yY)

466 What is third degree rape?
______________

In NY, it's having sexual intercourse with a person without their consent, either due to inability to consent (b/c of lack of mental capacity, age, intoxication, etc.) or because of the use of force.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 24, 2020 12:20 PM (k4dH2)

467 Their market cap is greater than GM, Fiat Chrysler, and Ford combined.

Yeah its like some kind of penance that the wealthy pay or something, pouring cash into what is basically a goof by a rich guy. Some of them surely dream that he'll break the code and then electric cars will be viable, but the rest are doing it because it soothes their conscience.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:20 PM (KZzsI)

468 432 Uh oh.....
Rush just said the Coronavirus is the common cold. It's being hyped by the media, but it's not something to worry about.
Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, but people are dying from it.

That's no common cold.

Wonder what Rush is basing that on?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 12:20 PM (G72s7)

469 Kuwait, Bahrain, Oman and Iraq on Monday recorded their first new coronavirus cases, all people who had been in Iran

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Interesting correlation of China and Iran, who have been working together to move illegal oil, and pursue non conventional weapons.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2020 12:21 PM (YslsA)

470 I have a container of Sour Cream in my fridge. How can I tell if it goes bad?

I can tell when cottage cheese goes bad because it says "Cottage Cheese" right on the label! Into the trash...

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 12:21 PM (98WNR)

471
Then what's in Belgium?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 12:19 PM (qBbRu)

Walloons. The place should be permanently quarantined.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 12:21 PM (pNxlR)

472 I have a container of Sour Cream in my fridge. How can I tell if it goes bad?

If it teams up with the potato salad in the Far Side cartoon.....

Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 12:21 PM (arJlL)

473 Then what's in Belgium?

First base.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 12:21 PM (Qf83p)

474
That's no common cold.

Posted by: OregonMuse

THAT'S NO MOON!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 12:21 PM (qBbRu)

475 Then what's in Belgium?

********

That's where they have "Talk Like a Poirot" Day.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 12:21 PM (m45I2)

476 @203
That there's a large swath of voters that deeply cares about say
more social welfare programs, but sits out previous elections because
they think Democrats aren't giving away enough freebies. That voter is
already in the system.
---------------------

Ballot harvesting is aimed squarely at these voters. "We know that you're a loyal Democrat, but you weren't able to make it out to vote this election. Would you like me to deliver your ballot for you?"

Posted by: junior at February 24, 2020 12:21 PM (ILoDM)

477 I see the ex Ambassador from the Ukraine got big bucks to write an anti- Trump, I mean educational book...Gotta cash in on the anti-Trump bandwagon of ex Trump employees.

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:21 PM (6XlcD)

478 battery life per dollar is getting good though. electric cars aren't just for smug hipsters anymore.

the raw energy requirements are the next bottleneck which is why I am big on natural gas and thorium reactors.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 12:21 PM (C0Pnq)

479 I'll buy an EV in a heartbeat when it finally makes dollars and sense.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 24, 2020 12:22 PM (CLteG)

480 I agree with Muse's rant.

Here are 4 extremely viable GOP challengers to freshmen DEM incumbents, in district Trump won. They could all use some small donations:

Chase in NM; Hinson in IA; Mace in SC; & Owens in UT.

I'm sure there are other GOP challengers similarly situated.

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 12:22 PM (Cssks)

481 Caption this: Biden + Cher = Fossil Fools

Posted by: DanMan at February 24, 2020 12:22 PM (XTiHL)

482 Caption:

If I could turn back time ...

Posted by: MichiCanuck at February 24, 2020 12:22 PM (9UPmL)

483
That's no common cold.

Posted by: OregonMuse

THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 12:22 PM (qBbRu)

484 Yeah, but people are dying from it.

That's no common cold.

Wonder what Rush is basing that on?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 12:20 PM (G72s7)

Not sure. He says it's being weaponized to get Trump. But he feels that because it's got a less than 2% mortality rate, it's no worse than any other flu or virus.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

485 I can tell when cottage cheese goes bad because it says "Cottage Cheese" right on the label! Into the trash...
Posted by: t-bird

Right?

the fuck is wrong with people?

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 12:22 PM (Qf83p)

486 I don't believe it can spread far and fast in countries that have good hygiene.
Posted by: Cathy Alvarez at February 24, 2020 11:44 AM (zqs/f)

Cops with automatic weapons are mounting roadblocks in Italy to inforce quarantine. They may not believe people are washing thoroughly.
Might want to grab the bleach wipes at the store to wipe the lunchcounter table.
And cancel the Alaska cruise on the Princess Contagion.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 24, 2020 12:22 PM (e1mEI)

487 In NY, it's having sexual intercourse with a person without their consent, either due to inability to consent (b/c of lack of mental capacity, age, intoxication, etc.) or because of the use of force.

If that's third-degree, I can't imagine what you'd have to do for first- or second-degree.

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 12:22 PM (98WNR)

488 yeah, China positioned itself to control supply chain of vital things to the world ... WallStreet gladly took bribes and profits from China slaves, and polluting is free in China as well.

So if those supply chain failures collapse the markets ... will Trump be blamed? I think he might be praised for trying fighting China control of our markets. Many vital interests need to return to America, for our national security if nothing else.

And supposedly China controls much of the drug market, and the necessary ingredients even for those made in India. Also the meth and Heroin markets run through Mexico need their supplies from China as well ... 20 years of bowing and bending to China ...

thanks Elitists, for your love of money more than country (our country, America in particular, which means liberty, not blind nationalism, as much of China exhibits, or Mexico that loves their cartel government ... ) Does enlightenment come next, or more plague and locusts? idk

Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2020 12:23 PM (Cus5s)

489 468 432 Uh oh.....
Rush just said the Coronavirus is the common cold. It's being hyped by the media, but it's not something to worry about.
Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, but people are dying from it.

That's no common cold.

Wonder what Rush is basing that on?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 12:20 PM (G72s7)

Rhinovirus, the common cold, kills about 4500 people per year in the US.

Most, due to complications from other diseases in the old.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 12:23 PM (NgKpN)

490 The Libertarian Party was a good idea, when it opposed authoritarianism and stood for personal rights.
Now it's okay with any level of authoritarianism, as long as it legalizes pot, and opens the border so they can keep a fresh supply of Guatemalan children in their sex dungeons.

Pretty much everyone respectable has left them.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 24, 2020 12:18 PM (J+mig)

And when the put forward big government RINO Bill freakin' Weld as a candidate, that's when I knew (with hard evidence) that they were not a serious party.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 12:23 PM (G72s7)

491 I haven't done anything to deal with the stuff at the river place. I'm waiting for my friend to get back from California before I go out there. Thought about driving by yesterday but didn't want to run my Sunday. Memorial service is next Sunday and I still have a lot to do.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 12:23 PM (JKNZq)

492 Ballot harvesting is aimed squarely at these voters. "We know that you're a loyal Democrat, but you weren't able to make it out to vote this election. Would you like me to deliver your ballot for you?"

"And fill it out?"

The Wuhan Flu doesn't appear to be especially deadly, but its main problem is that it appears to spread really easily and can come back after it appears to have been defeated. So its crippling, but not lethal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:24 PM (KZzsI)

493
OMG! OMG! OMG!
If Trump wins, think about how he'll gerrymander the Senate districts!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 12:24 PM (pNxlR)

494 quoting Cher lyrics? that's a span in the barrel.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 12:24 PM (C0Pnq)

495 "Caption:

If I could turn back time ..."

"Joe grabbed my big behind"

Posted by: f'd at February 24, 2020 12:24 PM (Tnijr)

496 So our troops stationed in South Korea, what's being done to protect them?

Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2020 12:25 PM (RU4sa)

497 Fossil Fools
Posted by: DanMan

*********

Late threadwinner!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 12:25 PM (m45I2)

498 Caption this:

If brains were dynamite, this pair couldn't work up a good sneeze.

Posted by: Buford Gooch at February 24, 2020 12:25 PM (bOtTO)

499 I forgot Cher even had songs.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 12:25 PM (Qf83p)

500
I have a container of Sour Cream in my fridge. How can I tell if it goes bad?
Posted by: Muldoon

If it smells sweet it's not good to eat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2020 12:25 PM (aKsyK)

501 Sad to read that 94 year old Dick Van Dyke supports Bernie and said that 4 more years of Trump would be the end of democracy.

Dementia?

Posted by: Cheri at February 24, 2020 12:26 PM (IB1Pj)

502 Soy sauce is mostly salt. If left in the fridge in a non airtight container the salt percent goes through the roof.

Btw why the hell does salt have an expiration date?

The stuff is literally millions of years old and yet it can go bad in my cupboard after a year?

Posted by: Big V at February 24, 2020 12:26 PM (XEC2p)

503 Has anybody done Dummy and Cher?

Posted by: f'd at February 24, 2020 12:26 PM (Tnijr)

504 Caption This:

Plastic surgery gone wrong: Exhibit A and B

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2020 12:26 PM (mpeBU)

505 Exiled Chinese billionaire Guo Wengui says that the Chinese government is cremating 1,200 corpses a day in Wuhan alone.

Posted by: SMOD at February 24, 2020 12:26 PM (3aI0K)

506 How exactly do these retards think Trump is ending democracy?

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 12:27 PM (Qf83p)

507 "Macho Man" was played as Trump entered the arena in India. That's cultural appropriation!!!!!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 24, 2020 12:27 PM (ZHQXw)

508 Heh.

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Feb. 24 (UPI) - Television actor Jussie Smollett will be arraigned Monday on a six-count indictment charging him with falsely reporting that he was the victim of a racist and homophobic attack near his Chicago home.

https://tinyurl.com/ts6ujyt

Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2020 12:27 PM (RU4sa)

509 Caption This:

Fake plugs and fake jugs

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 24, 2020 12:27 PM (7Dv7r)

510 484 Yeah, but people are dying from it.

That's no common cold.

Wonder what Rush is basing that on?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 12:20 PM (G72s7)

Not sure. He says it's being weaponized to get Trump. But he feels that because it's got a less than 2% mortality rate, it's no worse than any other flu or virus.
Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

All that is kind of loopy.

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 12:27 PM (90T4r)

511 Anyone know how many cases we have here and if anyone has died?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:27 PM (6XlcD)

512 The stuff is literally millions of years old and yet it can go bad in my cupboard after a year?

Yeah I don't understand that. The only way salt could "go bad" is that it absorbs things and could pick up some unhealthy chemical? But other than that, its just a rock. Its not going to spoil. Ever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

513 I have a partially used bottle of low sodium soy sauce in the fridge.
The expiration date for the unopened bottle was August 2020. Will
everybody die if I use some of this ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

No.
Use rat poison instead.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 24, 2020 12:27 PM (88+cf)

514 351 Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est

The Pragmatic Party
We take the Constitution seriously.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2020 12:28 PM (u82oZ)

515
Endorsements from nonagenarians count for exactly zero -- focus on your breathing and bowel movements, Gammy and Gamps.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 12:28 PM (pNxlR)

516 @478
Another problem for electric vehicles is power outages; for instance, when a big fire in California takes out the power lines that connect your community -and its charging stations - to the power grid.

Posted by: junior at February 24, 2020 12:28 PM (ILoDM)

517 'Mad' Mike Hughes Dead: Flat Earth Believer Dies In Rocket Crash

-
Mad Mike: Earth, you're flat!

Earth: No, you are.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2020 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)

518 Millions of people contract the common cold each year. If 2% of them died the deaths would be in the tens of thousands. Blowing off a "mere 2%" fatality rate is a math failm

Posted by: Guzalot at February 24, 2020 12:28 PM (i4MvT)

519 501 Sad to read that 94 year old Dick Van Dyke supports Bernie and said that 4 more years of Trump would be the end of democracy.

Dementia?
Posted by: Cheri at February 24, 2020 12:26 PM (IB1Pj)

Never was the sharpest knife in the 6 pack.

Dude could not even nail MARY POPPINs!

Got cucked by a stinkin Penguin???

WTF?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 12:28 PM (NgKpN)

520 This is the saddest day in my life.

How could these liars do this to such a beautiful, sexy, and great person such as Harvey Weinstein?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 24, 2020 12:28 PM (WP3Pq)

521 506 How exactly do these retards think Trump is ending democracy?
_________________________

You dont "think" about it. You just believe.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at February 24, 2020 12:28 PM (DB16e)

522
I still believe Kamala was behind the Juicy Smoolier "attack." I hope he squeals like a little piggie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2020 12:28 PM (6n67J)

523 The Macho Man is endorsing Trump? Ooooooh yeahhhhhh.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 24, 2020 12:29 PM (oZ6kz)

524 It's a rock you can eat.

Think about it.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 12:29 PM (Qf83p)

525 502
Soy sauce is mostly salt. If left in the fridge in a non airtight container the salt percent goes through the roof.

Btw why the hell does salt have an expiration date?

The stuff is literally millions of years old and yet it can go bad in my cupboard after a year?

well, she did say it was *low sodium* soy sauce.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 24, 2020 12:29 PM (sGtp+)

526 Market worsening. Now down 949 dow

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2020 12:29 PM (QzF6i)

527 Obviously I'll shed no tears for Harvey Weinstein, but I guarantee Hollywood is going to act like this totally cleaned them up - no more rapey execs left in the whole town, we pinky swear!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 24, 2020 12:29 PM (oZ6kz)

528 Why would this white woman need to fake being a minority to get into college?
.........

Because she's an idiot.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2020 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

529 meh, cremations dont mean they all died of the woo floo.

is Smod spraying another widespread pee pee?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 12:30 PM (C0Pnq)

530 516 @478
Another problem for electric vehicles is power outages; for instance, when a big fire in California takes out the power lines that connect your community -and its charging stations - to the power grid.
Posted by: junior at February 24, 2020 12:28 PM (ILoDM)

Or better? When PGE just shuts your power down, because of potential high winds?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 12:30 PM (NgKpN)

531 If that's third-degree, I can't imagine what you'd have to do for first- or second-degree.
____________

In 1st degree, the force used is more substantial (e.g., holding a knife to somebody's throat), or sex with someone who is physically helpless, or sex with a child. In 3rd degree, the force may not be physical (e.g., coercion or threats).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 24, 2020 12:30 PM (k4dH2)

532 505 Exiled Chinese billionaire Guo Wengui says that the Chinese government is cremating 1,200 corpses a day in Wuhan alone.
Posted by: SMOD at February 24, 2020 12:26 PM (3aI0K)
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The question is "what is the normal rate of cremations in a city of 11 million?

Posted by: WisRich at February 24, 2020 12:30 PM (G0vdT)

533 Another problem for electric vehicles is power outages; for instance, when a big fire in California takes out the power lines that connect your community -and its charging stations - to the power grid.

True and I saw a picture of a lovely Tesla charging station under water

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:30 PM (6XlcD)

534 xiled Chinese billionaire Guo Wengui says that the Chinese government is cremating 1,200 corpses a day in Wuhan alone.

We'll probably never know the facts, but something to keep in in mind is that a place like Wuhan has over ten million people living in it, and that's not even a big city in China. By comparison the largest US city (NYC) has just over 8 million.

And unlike here, they don't have great sewage, ready hot water, top notch health care, and everyone lives packed in like sardines. They eat unhealthy crap, don't care for themselves very well or clean much, etc. So a nasty flu is going to have a pretty devastating effect.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

535 After trying to follow all of the coronavirus reporting, I decided there is nothing really definitive to follow. So I guess just wait and see.

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 12:30 PM (90T4r)

536 SMH

Self-quarintine. Face-masks, handheld temperature sensors, and faith.

The 1st ID has a brigade there now, ISTR. Next door to my county.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2020 12:31 PM (u82oZ)

537 488 Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2020 12:23 PM (Cus5s)

You are on fire today. Let's not forget what the Chinese are doing to Africa. China is the penultimate rape nation when given half a chance.

And probably the most racist nation on the planet. But I say that only as a rejoinder to the hypocrites of the West.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 24, 2020 12:31 PM (CLteG)

538 417
BBC reporting that they had an anti-Jewish parade in

Belgium with marchers wearing prosthetic noses and big fur hats (?).

Seriously, fuck Belgium.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 12:07 PM (ZGrMX)

Were they doing the Humpty Dance?
Digital Underground - https://youtu.be/PBsjggc5jHM

Posted by: Count de Monet

Belgium, Germany's speed bump.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2020 12:31 PM (vN4+Q)

539 'Mad' Mike Hughes Dead: Flat Earth Believer Dies In Rocket Crash

-
Mad Mike: Earth, you're flat!

Earth: No, you are.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

Ever wonder what flat-earthers have against spheres?

What is the problem? It's a perfectly acceptable shape.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 12:31 PM (Qf83p)

540 no more FAT, UGLY rapey execs left in the whole town, we pinky swear!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 24, 2020 12:29 PM (oZ6kz)
..........

minor addendum

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2020 12:31 PM (v0R5T)

541 I guarantee Hollywood is going to act like this totally cleaned them up - no more rapey execs left in the whole town, we pinky swear!

Yeah this is going to be treated as the end of a chapter and nothing more will be said about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

542 True and I saw a picture of a lovely Tesla charging station under water
Posted by: It's me donna

Tesla makes submarines too ?

Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 12:32 PM (arJlL)

543 511 Anyone know how many cases we have here and if anyone has died?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:27 PM (6XlcD)

The CDC says we have 14 confirmed cases. Nobody here has died, AFAIK. The guy with the first US case has recovered.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 12:32 PM (Ez6QX)

544 Press 1 if your soy sauce is going to expire in six months...

Posted by: CDC Emergency Hotline at February 24, 2020 12:32 PM (Ydn2k)

545 526 Market worsening. Now down 949 dow
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2020 12

Seems like everytime the President leaves the Country something like this happens to s**t on his triumph...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:32 PM (6XlcD)

546 I wish people would call the "coronavirus" the Wuhan Flu. It helps remind people where it came from and is a big F YOU to the efforts by China to make people pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:33 PM (KZzsI)

547 So I guess just wait and see.
Posted by: tubal

*******

Yup. Watchful waiting.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 12:33 PM (m45I2)

548 Weinstein guilty on 2 counts.

Not found a serial assaulter. Um......what a crock.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

549 Btw why the hell does salt have an expiration date?

-
Mrs. Wrecks bought some gourmet Himalayan pink salt that, according to the label, is 25,000,000 years old. The expiration date was in about a month. We got it just in time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2020 12:33 PM (+y/Ru)

550 511 Anyone know how many cases we have here and if anyone has died?
__________________

DM article this a.m. had a chart showing the number in each country. Showed 35 for the U.S.

IIRC, only one has died here. A Chinese patient in CA.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 24, 2020 12:33 PM (k4dH2)

551 I just saw Jeffifer Connelly in "Inventing the Abbots" last night. She was good in a minor part. I did see "Requiem for a Dream" and it was depressing and degrading.

Posted by: FloridaMan at February 24, 2020 12:33 PM (r28kI)

552 Keep your eyes and ears open, and your respiratory epithelium on a swivel!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 12:33 PM (m45I2)

553 "... The collection of dwarves..."

Toss me.

Posted by: Gimli at February 24, 2020 12:34 PM (Rbu5d)

554 Exiled Chinese billionaire Guo Wengui says that the Chinese government is cremating 1,200 corpses a day in Wuhan alone.

That could be just a normal co-generation plant in China.

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 12:34 PM (Y9zp1)

555 432
Uh oh.....

Rush just said the Coronavirus is the common cold. It's being hyped by the media, but it's not something to worry about.

well, as i understand it, most colds and flus are *a* coronavirus, they're just not *the* coronavirus COVID-19.

maybe rush just thinks they all look alike.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 24, 2020 12:34 PM (sGtp+)

556 @492
Supposedly, the ballot harvesters are only collecting ballots. They're almost certainly illegally filling some out, as well. But the official (i.e. non-cheating) rationale for the law that legalizes it in California is the one I described.

Posted by: junior at February 24, 2020 12:34 PM (ILoDM)

557 Possible that nearer to election time a consortium of Deep State plutocrats could take one for the team, and strategically tank the market/ economy?

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 12:34 PM (90T4r)

558 Those economic approval numbers will crash along with the market.

BTW, how were those CBS/Yougov head-to-head polling numbers yesterday?

Trump destroying Bernie, as everyone here says he will?

Posted by: ggreg at February 24, 2020 12:34 PM (045k4)

559 If Ace don't show in a few minutes....Imma take a nap.

Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2020 12:34 PM (X/Pw5)

560 536 SMH

Self-quarintine. Face-masks, handheld temperature sensors, and faith.

The 1st ID has a brigade there now, ISTR. Next door to my county.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2020 12:31 PM (u82oZ)

---

Have a hand-held thermometer on the way, should be here tomorrow.

Ordered N-95 masks for everyone, including g-babies, just in case.

Daughter and g-babies live in the middle of the Ozarks, and hubs and I are stocking up provisions there.

As far as faith goes, God's will be done.

Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2020 12:34 PM (RU4sa)

561 351 Cato,

I would agree but one of the necessary elements is to basically push the Chamber of Commerce folks to the edge of the coalition if you want a broad based party. These are the folks that funded the Paul Ryans, McConnells, the Bushes, etc. What they want is cheap labor and open borders.

There has long been a gap between both parties as the Gephardts, Barbara Jordan, and even Bernie Sanders in the past did not want cheap labor but were overruled by their uniparty Dem folks aka New Democrats. As the smokestack Dems waned, the power of their new enviro-techno-financial services elites wanted open borders with cheap servile class labor and free trade.

The Republican elites have been for cheap labor for workers since the Great Depression due to CoC folks disliking labor unions and labor regulations and for open borders on trade which buttressed large corporations in outsourcing and moving production abroad.

Both parties dabbled in using the military since WWII to do nation building which always fell short of the promises and cost the U.S. dearly in blood and treasure.

Thus, a wide expanse in the middle was exploited by Trump in 2016 where average voters approved of fixing the border, using the military only in instances of a threat to the US, and better trade deals with jobs returning to the U.S.

To prevent reversion 2024, the Republican party must basically break with hitting up big money donors and move to collecting much smaller amounts from average citizens. Membership type financing is used in other countries so maybe try that here. That also means that the rancid state party apparatus must be purged of the self-dealing politico-media/communication/outreach folks. Dollars spent on GOTV activities are far better than spending huge amounts of money on robocalls, tv and online ads, etc.

It should also support campaign finance restrictions which at the very least should force disclosure of every dollar spent by donors in dark money and superpacs. No more washing money through shell organizations. Every dollar should be tracked and all reports should be made promptly.

Build momentum for a constitutional amendments on campaign finance and term limits which are both popular. Make the mega donors spend their time fighting these popular measures instead of rolling back our constitutional protections--go on the attack.

Posted by: whig at February 24, 2020 12:35 PM (EUDB2)

562 554
Exiled Chinese billionaire Guo Wengui says that the Chinese government is cremating 1,200 corpses a day in Wuhan alone.

That could be just a normal co-generation plant in China.

soylent green is a renewable resource.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 24, 2020 12:35 PM (sGtp+)

563 Caption this:

Some of our handiwork.

Posted by: Woke plastic surgeons of america at February 24, 2020 12:35 PM (Rbu5d)

564 Sad to read that 94 year old Dick Van Dyke supports Bernie and said that 4 more years of Trump would be the end of democracy.

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What a dummy. I liked Jerry better anyway. And seriously, what exactly has Trump done to cause the "end of democracy" as Van Dyke claims? Nothing. He's done nothing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 24, 2020 12:36 PM (JoUsr)

565 Fenelon-

The worst that could happen if you used expired soy sauce is your dinner guest might grow moobs and a man bun.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 12:36 PM (m45I2)

566 The media *spit* will try to spin this (COVID-19, market melt, etc...) as anti Trump, but his record stands in stark contrast. However, they will try to Katrina the POTUS.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 24, 2020 12:36 PM (CLteG)

567 Ask a lib in your life who deserves more years in prison, Roger Stone or Harvey Weinstein.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 24, 2020 12:36 PM (oZ6kz)

568 maybe rush just thinks they all look alike.

Or maybe he's right that the media is hyping this beyond sense and reason?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

569 Exiled Chinese billionaire Guo Wengui says that the Chinese government is cremating 1,200 corpses a day in Wuhan alone.
Posted by: SMOD at February 24, 2020 12:26 PM (3aI0K)

That place has a population of 11 million people. How many people a day are cremated normally from other causes?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 24, 2020 12:36 PM (zqs/f)

570 Trump spoke to a crowd of 110 thousand and is being treated like a King in India but..... STOCK MARKET CRASH!

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:36 PM (6XlcD)

571 Weinstein is assuredly not the worst couch caster in Hollywood. he was just the most physically repulsive.

if "third degree rape" includes sex under pain of harsh language, then i agree he broke that law, but the law is an ass. but it probably should be illegal. seems like a labelling issue because "being a negging slime ball" doesn't translate well into Norman French.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 12:36 PM (C0Pnq)

572 You can tell if the sour cream is bad, if your hand is bigger than your face.

Posted by: Your older brother at February 24, 2020 12:36 PM (8wv2D)

573
That could be just a normal co-generation plant in China.

soylent green is a renewable resource.
Posted by: Anachronda

You're just hungry again half an hour later.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 12:36 PM (Qf83p)

574 Exiled Chinese billionaire Guo Wengui says that the Chinese government is cremating 1,200 corpses a day in Wuhan alone.

Well, 1199 with the occasional "Ah'm not dead yet!"

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 12:37 PM (Y9zp1)

575 Maybe they're mixing in some Uyghars with the coronavirus victims. Who's going to know the difference?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 24, 2020 12:37 PM (oZ6kz)

576 Seems like everytime the President leaves the Country something like this happens to s**t on his triumph...
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Agreed. 110,000 people in a stadium in India and people lined up along the route with dancers and banners flying and no headlines. The President being treated as an honored guest and the first lady looks stunning.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2020 12:37 PM (QzF6i)

577 Or maybe he's right that the media is hyping this beyond sense and reason?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Would they do that?

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 12:38 PM (Qf83p)

578 Trump spoke to a crowd of 110 thousand and is being treated like a King in India but..... STOCK MARKET CRASH!
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:36 PM (6XlcD)
........

TRUMP EATS BURGER MADE FROM SACRED COW

Posted by: CNN at February 24, 2020 12:38 PM (v0R5T)

579 417
BBC reporting that they had an anti-Jewish parade in
Belgium with marchers wearing prosthetic noses and big fur hats (?).
Seriously, fuck Belgium.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 24, 2020 12:07 PM (ZGrMX)

Our enlightened betters.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 24, 2020 12:38 PM (H8QX8)

580

Rush just said the Coronavirus is the common cold. It's being hyped by the media, but it's not something to worry about.

well, as i understand it, most colds and flus are *a* coronavirus, they're just not *the* coronavirus COVID-19.

maybe rush just thinks they all look alike.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 24, 2020 12:34 PM (sGtp+)

In the US we loose about 4500 per year from Rhinovirus, which is the common cold.

We loose 36,000 per year to the flu.

There is not need for panic yet, IMO. This is like the world is gonna end at Y2K. The media is freaking people out, and driving world events.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 12:38 PM (NgKpN)

581 >>> the move to bring manufacturing back here will lead to huge employment boom. There may be stock market jitters, but jobs will soar.

There are several companies in my state that a year or two ago purposely moved manufacturing to countries like Vietnam and India from China, when the volatile trade agreements were going on with Trump and there was a blip in instability. They also are expanding their businesses and warehouses in the US.

Bet they are thanking their lucky stars now they did that, with all the China Coronavirus crazy.

If even a fraction of other US businesses did the same, it will not be as injurious to the stock market as ppl are claiming.

Posted by: LizLem at February 24, 2020 12:38 PM (hvf9s)

582 I'm tapering off Chinese cock.

Posted by: ggerg at February 24, 2020 12:38 PM (sWM8x)

583 TRUMP EATS BURGER MADE FROM SACRED COW

LOL... I could see that headline if CNN wrote anything about Trumps India trip

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:39 PM (6XlcD)

584 556 @492
Supposedly, the ballot harvesters are only collecting ballots. They're almost certainly illegally filling some out, as well. But the official (i.e. non-cheating) rationale for the law that legalizes it in California is the one I described.

Posted by: junior

These cheating mofos need to rename 'ballot harvesting' to something that doesn't sound like they are blatantly cheating. I mean, don't be so obvious about it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2020 12:39 PM (vN4+Q)

585 And seriously, what exactly has Trump done to cause the "end of democracy" as Van Dyke claims?

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He won an election. If we start letting the peasants have a say, the Democrat Party is finished.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)

586 caption this-

"Chair? You're really tall for somebody named chair"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 24, 2020 12:39 PM (9Om/r)

587 10% market drop is officially a correction, yes? Somebody help me out here.

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 12:39 PM (90T4r)

588 Salt apparently gets expiration dates for two reasons. The first is legal requirements. The second is because of additives (such as iodine in iodized salt) that are what the date really applies to.

Posted by: junior at February 24, 2020 12:40 PM (ILoDM)

589 TRUMP EATS BURGER MADE FROM SACRED COW

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HOLY COW!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2020 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)

590 -
He won an election. If we start letting the peasants have a say, the Democrat Party is finished.

I'd laugh if it weren't true

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:40 PM (6XlcD)

591 576 Seems like everytime the President leaves the Country something like this happens to s**t on his triumph...
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Agreed. 110,000 people in a stadium in India and people lined up along the route with dancers and banners flying and no headlines. The President being treated as an honored guest and the first lady looks stunning.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2020 12:37 PM (QzF6i)

Oh, they saw THAT video?

Don't they know its fake!

Posted by: Clueless Dem at February 24, 2020 12:40 PM (NgKpN)

592 I'm tapering off Chinese cock.
Posted by: ggerg

prudent.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 12:40 PM (Qf83p)

593 Weinstein was found guilty on two counts one of which was third degree rape.

Posted by: no good deed at February 24, 2020 12:41 PM (MmFTx)

594 iodine doesn't degrade either. it is an element that is not radioactive. in fact that is rather the point.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 12:41 PM (C0Pnq)

595 561 whig

Always enjoy your analysis. Cogent.

How about this: Get very strong candidates for Senate and House by promising to introduce copyright and trademark reforms. After the election. Say 30 years for a copyright, slightly more than a patent. 100 years for a trademark, and the next renewal is for big bucks.

The corporate donations will flow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2020 12:42 PM (u82oZ)

596 Dick Van Dyke is woke? That's pretty sad.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 24, 2020 12:42 PM (H8QX8)

597 I had a Tim Pool video randomly pop up in my YouTube feed yesterday. Interview with a lesbian femenist who was walking away from the left. Seemed pretty interesting, so I went to her channel to see what kind of stuff she posted, maybe see her change from liberal to independent.

Every other video was some kind of lesbian sex guide. When I saw "Vagina Fisting explained...it CAN be Romantic" I was out!
Names Arielle Scarcella for those interested!

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 24, 2020 12:42 PM (0Ud9r)

598 186 Joe was there when the gates to Auschwitz were opened.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Best caption for the Dummy & Cher pix? Or worst?

Posted by: mindful webworker
End of the Road, a tall tale
at February 24, 2020 12:42 PM (Isn+8)

599 594 iodine doesn't degrade either. it is an element that is not radioactive. in fact that is rather the point.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 12:41 PM (C0Pnq)

Best antiseptic around. Kills anything.

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 12:42 PM (90T4r)

600
Pretty much everyone respectable has left them.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 24, 2020 12:18 PM (J+mig)

Yep. When I was with them, it called itself "The Party of Principle." I worked my ass off for several Libertarian candidates -- with nary a winner.

Posted by: FloridaMan at February 24, 2020 12:42 PM (r28kI)

601 Lots of you underestimate how popular socialism is among the masses. They may not call it socialism or admit they are socialists since that word still has a bad name for most. But the idea of free everything paid for by by Bezos is popular.

Posted by: VIP Hotgas Member at February 24, 2020 12:43 PM (gcuqN)

602 Build momentum for a constitutional amendments on campaign finance and term limits which are both popular. Make the mega donors spend their time fighting these popular measures instead of rolling back our constitutional protections--go on the attack.
Posted by: whig at February 24, 2020 12:35 PM (EUDB2).

Agreed - and the more the megadonors oppose things necessary for the health of the Republic, the more people will see the man behind the curtain, as we have.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 24, 2020 12:43 PM (J+mig)

603 Dick Van Dyke is woke? That's pretty sad.

Time for his fruit cup?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:43 PM (6XlcD)

604 I thought Cher was going to Jupiter.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2020 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

605 Their market cap is greater than GM, Fiat Chrysler, and Ford combined. And those companies all make more money than Tesla.
Posted by: Someguy at February 24, 2020 12:19 PM (Zm+LZ)

What's Tesla's market cap compared to that of Enron, pre-Bethany McLean?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 12:44 PM (DXT9A)

606 I hate when these old celebrity geezers spout off their political views. It forevermore affects how I view things they've gone, the shows I grew up with, etc. If Bob Newhart ever comes out with similar sentiments to Van Dyke's, I think I'm gonna lose it. Just shut up and keep your politics to yourself! I don't want to dislike you in the extreme. Don't destroy our past 'together.'

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 24, 2020 12:44 PM (JoUsr)

607 poon fisting, romantic? surrrre.

"for the love of your life, Target is proud to sell vinyl gloves. studded for her pleasure. half off any purchase of an Ilsa The She Wolf uniform"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 12:45 PM (C0Pnq)

608 Arielle Scarcella is not ugly. Not pretty but not ugly either. Doesn't matter since I'm a guy but just an observation.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2020 12:45 PM (vN4+Q)

609 Dick Van Dyke is woke? That's pretty sad.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 24, 2020 12:42 PM (H8QX8

He's 100 years old. His brain ceases to function normally.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

610 Using US rates of death, a city of 11 million would expect to lose 260 people per day. Baltimore's rates could be higher.

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 12:46 PM (QrTqV)

611 Well, that didn't work out so well. Either the numbers weren't so great as we thought, or the PUMAs held their nose and voted for Obama, anyway.
Also partially the fact that McCain spent basically the entire general campaign seeming to actively work at suppressing his own base's enthusiasm, that one initial burst of excitement with the Palin pick aside.

Posted by: Dan K. at February 24, 2020 12:46 PM (jFfSK)

612 601 Lots of you underestimate how popular socialism is among the masses. They may not call it socialism or admit they are socialists since that word still has a bad name for most. But the idea of free everything paid for by by Bezos is popular.
Posted by: VIP Hotgas Member at February 24, 2020 12:43 PM (gcuqN)

Yeah, that's the nagging thought in the back of my mind. When I leave the house, I look at some of my " fellow citizens" and go back to handicapping the EV count.

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 12:46 PM (90T4r)

613 Also, what happens if Bernie gets the nomination but croaks before election day?

Who told you the plan?

Posted by: Hillary at February 24, 2020 12:46 PM (KX5Wh)

614 605 Their market cap is greater than GM, Fiat Chrysler, and Ford combined. And those companies all make more money than Tesla.
Posted by: Someguy at February 24, 2020 12:19 PM (Zm+LZ)

What's Tesla's market cap compared to that of Enron, pre-Bethany McLean?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 12:44 PM (DXT9A)

About 2x the market cap of peak Enron.

Posted by: Someguy at February 24, 2020 12:47 PM (qexAi)

615 607 poon fisting, romantic? surrrre.

"for the love of your life, Target is proud to sell vinyl gloves. studded for her pleasure. half off any purchase of an Ilsa The She Wolf uniform"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 12:45 PM (C0Pnq)

Yeeeaaah, I think that's about inflicting pain.

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 12:47 PM (90T4r)

616 I hate when these old celebrity geezers spout off their political views.

********

Omit the word celebrity and that sentence describes AOSHQ to a 'tee'.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 12:47 PM (m45I2)

617 I just have a feeling that the libtards in the media are going to jump all over Limbaugh for his comments on the CoronaBeervirus.

Wait for it....

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

618 when is the last time i gave a damn about anything related to dick van dyke? how about fucking never. dude was never funny. overrated dumbass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 24, 2020 12:47 PM (KP5rU)

619 103 50 Hi Jordan 61!
I heard you and Nurse are going to the NoVaMoMe.
Do we need to start a bail GoFundMe?
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 24, 2020 11:25 AM (3vrTU)

Probably!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 11:31 AM (Ez6QX)

And there better be a livestream!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 12:47 PM (NWiLs)

620 10% market drop is officially a correction, yes? Somebody help me out here.
Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 12:39 PM (90T4r)
++++++++++++
"Correction" is a little amorphous. Some people start a "correction" at 2% (the perma-bulls), some higher. The only thing where I think's there more or less perfect agreement is that -20% is a bear market.

2+% move in a single day, though, is a big move. Not circuit-breaker big (I think that is at 5% for the market, higher for individual stocks, but I don't remember), but it's big.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 12:48 PM (I2dne)

621 601 Lots of you underestimate how popular socialism is among the masses. They may not call it socialism or admit they are socialists since that word still has a bad name for most. But the idea of free everything paid for by by Bezos is popular.
Posted by: VIP Hotgas Member at February 24, 2020 12:43 PM (gcuqN)

Given the number of megabillionaires pushing for Leftist totalitarianism, I'm not exactly going to stick my neck out for those fuckers. Seeing them get what they have paid for (a position as first against the wall when the revolution comes) would be a bright spot in the dreary slog of socialism.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 24, 2020 12:48 PM (J+mig)

622 Dick Van Dyke?

Sounds like someone with a beard on their penis.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2020 12:48 PM (m45I2)

623
Yeah, that's the nagging thought in the back of my mind. When I leave the house, I look at some of my " fellow citizens" and go back to handicapping the EV count.

Yup. overheard a conversation from a man in his 70's or so saying how wonderful Bernie is and how a Bern/Warren ticket would save America.. Then he picked up a rack of lamb.. I couldn't resist saying as I walked by him"better buy that now because if Bernie wins you won't be affording that." he just glared, but his Friend laughed..

Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:49 PM (6XlcD)

624 COVID-19 is most probably being hyped, but the supply chain disruptions are very real and will have a real effect going forward. Is it enough for a recession? Maybe, if it continues into April. But Trump is well positioned and the people know it. His timing is uncanny.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 24, 2020 12:49 PM (CLteG)

625 INSOM!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

626 Also, I haven't looked today but is it the Dow or S&P or Nasdaq that is down, or is it the entire exchange? Because the indices are held up (and have been for a long time) by a few mega-stocks. If Apple gets a cold, for example, the Nasdaq will follow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 12:49 PM (I2dne)

627 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 12:50 PM (NWiLs)

628 >>poon fisting, romantic?

TRUE FACT : Otters have tiny fists and piss poor eyesight.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 12:50 PM (qoXoX)

629 Time for his fruit cup?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2020 12:43 PM

He was late. Those who are late do not get fruit cup.

Posted by: Nurse Diesel at February 24, 2020 12:50 PM (ejd/p)

630 628 >>poon fisting, romantic?

TRUE FACT : Otters have tiny fists and piss poor eyesight.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 12:50 PM (qoXoX)

They just kinda jump in head first.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 12:50 PM (NWiLs)

631 >>> The stuff is literally millions of years old and yet it can go bad in my cupboard after a year?

IKR? It's hilarious.

Our food pantry accepts unopened food packages that are up to 4 years old. So I don't sweat it too much if unopened nonperishables or condiments in my pantry are over 6 months expiration. I try to rotate things, but occasionally something will get overlooked.

Posted by: LizLem at February 24, 2020 12:50 PM (hvf9s)

632
TRUE FACT : Otters have tiny fists and piss poor eyesight.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 12:50 PM (qoXoX)

Just remember "two in the pink, one in the stink" and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

633 I think the GOP wins some House seats. Not enough to take it back.
But enough to send a message to Pelosi and Schiff to stop the nonsense.
They hold the senate.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 24, 2020 12:51 PM (CqE5x)

634 Nood Up

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 12:51 PM (qoXoX)

635 Israel doing everything it can to avoid 4th Gaza war
Opinion: Unlike in the 2014 conflict, Jerusalem is trying everything to reach a long-term agreement with Hamas as violence flares in the now traditional escalation on the eve of an Israeli election

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and over again and expecting s different outcome. Great work Netanyahu?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2020 12:51 PM (nRk/c)

636 I emailed the New Orleans Mardi Gras float Pelosi's impeachment tits to Ace. Your Welcome

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 24, 2020 12:51 PM (jsWA8)

637 Nood!!!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 24, 2020 12:52 PM (7Dv7r)

638 2+% move in a single day, though, is a big move.

And yet gas goes up or down by 4% (10¢

all the time here. Nobody notices.

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 12:52 PM (Ydn2k)

639 It's kinda funny, when you think about it. The way the Lefty billionaires are all in for socialism will make them first against the wall no matter whose revolution comes.

Are they just suicidal? Have fantasies of mobs with torches and pitchforks storming their estates?

No comprende, for realz.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 24, 2020 12:52 PM (J+mig)

640 Chuck Schumer Has Shelled Out Nearly $10k on Cheesecakes Over the Past Decade

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Blind squirrel, twice a day.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2020 12:54 PM (+y/Ru)

641 Nood Throckmorton

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 24, 2020 12:54 PM (G72s7)

642
Caption This: Her hair smelts like plastic.

Posted by: Buffalobob at February 24, 2020 12:55 PM (RNoZj)

643 I hate when these old celebrity geezers spout off their political views.

I agree, what's the point? Nobody cares about your political viewpiont. IF someone asks, say "what are you talking to me about that for? I'm an actor/baseball player/singer. Nobody turns to me for political wisdom. Nobody should."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 12:56 PM (KZzsI)

644 501 Sad to read that 94 year old Dick Van Dyke supports Bernie and said that 4 more years of Trump would be the end of democracy.

Dementia?
Posted by: Cheri at February 24, 2020 12:26 PM
(IB1Pj)

And Clint Eastwood came out for Mike Bloomberg in an article Saturday in the WSJ

Posted by: FloridaMan at February 24, 2020 12:56 PM (r28kI)

645 Posted by: Dan K. at February 24, 2020 12:46 PM (jFfSK)

Add in that the Fed and Treasury Dept tanked the economy mid election? Caused a panic that led to the recession?

Note, the supposed structural problems with those toxic derivatives? are still there. Not a single change was made to that market. They still exist. They were never 'wound down'.

And the Fed used the bailout money to consolidate the banking industry. Picking winners and losers

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 12:56 PM (NgKpN)

646 Say 30 years for a copyright, slightly more than a patent. 100 years for a trademark, and the next renewal is for big bucks.

The corporate donations will flow.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 24, 2020 12:42 PM (u82oZ)

Patent life now is 20 years from date of first filing (i.e., several years before the patent completes prosecution and can be enforced), worldwide.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 01:02 PM (DXT9A)

647 Larry O'Donnell has taken one too many hammer blows to the head.

Posted by: Buffalobob at February 24, 2020 01:06 PM (RNoZj)

648 wow, the dow 0ff 1000+, fell through 28,000

Posted by: FloridaMan at February 24, 2020 01:06 PM (r28kI)

649 Cher suddenly realizes that Joe Biden's hand is not only on her ass but is squeezing it to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel".

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 24, 2020 01:10 PM (8Ls/+)

650 "And Clint Eastwood came out for Mike Bloomberg in an article Saturday in the WSJ"

I saw that. Clint likes the empty chair now.

Posted by: Brown Line at February 24, 2020 01:16 PM (M8g75)

651 CaPtion entry: First in Vegas! Cardboard Cutout's marry in first of it's kind nuptials!

Posted by: MantuaBill at February 24, 2020 05:26 PM (efAQM)

652 ¢

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 06:08 PM (xSo9G)

653 Caption this: Sundown and Share

Posted by: Andrew VanOrden at February 25, 2020 10:53 AM (ry74F)

654 Orange Scalp Weasel. That's muh boy, son.

Posted by: Ray Mota at February 25, 2020 12:40 PM (AVxHd)

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