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Hawaiian Judge Amy Berman Jackson Declares That Roger Stone Caused The House Report On Russian Collusion to be " " " Incorrect " " ", Sentences Him to 40 Months in Prison
"Incorrect?"
In what way, #Resistance Fighter? Was it not all that you wanted it to be? Was it not fulfilling? Did it not scratch you where you Orange Man Bad itched? Have you not heard of the Mueller Report, which similarly "incorrectly" concluded that Russia Collusion was a hoax all along? Do you not accept that finding? Are you a conspiracy theorist? During the hearing, the judge stated -- flat-out said -- that Stone deserved a long sentence because his "lie" caused the Mueller Report to be "incorrect," by which she means, "It did not deliver what CNN and MSNBC promised me it would deliver, and I'm here to rectify that." So, yes, Stone is being sentenced by a Trump-deranged Russian Collusion Truther. She will not accept the Mueller Report as proof there was never any "collusion," and she's decided that the man standing before her, Roger Stone, is the reason that her paranoid fantasies were not proven to be true.Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein) BREAKING: Judge sentences Roger Stone to 3 years, 4 months in prison for impeding Trump-Russia investigation
Jackson says the House Intelligence Committee's Russia probe was stymied because of Stone. His obstruction, she says, "led to an inaccurate, incomplete and incorrect report."
— Darren Samuelsohn (@dsamuelsohn) February 20, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (l4C/z)
I can NOT believe I read the damn content.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (M9ntN)
>>His obstruction, she says, "led to an inaccurate, incomplete and incorrect report."
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Has she told Mueller that?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 20, 2020 12:52 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 12:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:52 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: El Kabong at February 20, 2020 12:52 PM (datdl)
Is anyone going to ask Mueller to comment on the "inaccurate, incomplete and incorrect report"?
Maybe Barr will pipe out a few notes?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:53 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 12:53 PM (BqBId)
Perhaps he'll have some time between his nap and his strained peas to do something about that?
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:53 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 12:53 PM (bDqIh)
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Has she told Mueller that?
Well, she has now. PROGDA was more than happy to deliver her message to the rest of the #ReSisters
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (I2dne)
It is best to kill this issue, and just let them say you pardoned Stone for political reasons. The issue will die soon enough.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: El Kabong at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (m1TPL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (wCmLp)
Trump should slap the cuffs on her then have her sentence vacated. Not pardoned- cleared from the decks. Then pay Stone damages.
Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (Eqkqm)
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (G546f)
Matt Gaetz appears at 18:09 (following Liz Warren).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (ptqGC)
This reminds me of that asshole judge (in Vegas) who gave OJ Simpson a ridiculously long prison sentence for theft to make up for getting away with murder.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (UUva/)
Discuss.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (RcLFK)
Can a Judge bring outside information into the court, that is not submitted as evidence, and use it as part of a ruling?
or is that pretty much an automatic case for appeal?
As it clearly shows bias against the defendant.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (RD7QR)
Stone, VOLUNTARILY, turned over all of his communications to investigators, Jerome Corsi did as well.
And lying to congress?
That's a joke.
This is a travesty.
Trump needs to pardon him now.
Every additional second that Stone is not pardoned only add to the injustice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (NkeJ4)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (6XlcD)
So does he go to jail immediately or is the sentence delayed pending appeal
Posted by: Jen the original
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I believe she said she was going to delay the execution of the sentence. Look for news on that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (ptqGC)
"HOW DARE YOU?! YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY ADULTHOOD WITH YOUR DISHONEST WORDS!"
------ Amy Berman Thunberg
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (UI5zK)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (m1TPL)
Sentence delayed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ersatz at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (JAkUG)
This explains the "report" that came out yesterday that Trump offered Assange a pardon if he "covered" up the Russia involvement in the leak of the DNC
Posted by: It's me donna
======
Yeah. The Daily Beast deleted their tweet, but not until the Guardian and who-knows-who echoed it out to the edges of the universe.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (C1Lsn)
"HOW DARE YOU?! YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY ADULTHOOD WITH YOUR DISHONEST WORDS!"
------ Amy Berman Thunberg
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (fUqBx)
E Pleb Nutjob!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (zBaqJ)
Darren Samuelsohn @dsamuelsohn
Jackson: 'He was not prosecuted for standing up for the president. He was prosecuted for covering up for the president.'
...
Sean Davis @seanmdav
Mueller's investigation found there was nothing to cover up for the president, as there was zero evidence of any collusion, but apparently facts don't matter when the judge is a Russian collusion hoaxer.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (vEIlU)
Every additional second that Stone is not pardoned only add to the injustice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (NkeJ4)
Unless the appeals process leads to Judge Jackson getting bounced from the bench.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM (J+mig)
.......
She's a horse-faced lesbian.
I Goggled her images, so it's fact.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (v0R5T)
https://tinyurl.com/wxt34jn
Does Whoopie stand on her head and mop the floor with that wig?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (qaSBO)
Every additional second that Stone is not pardoned only add to the injustice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (NkeJ4)
nah
Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (HALdu)
Every additional second that Stone is not pardoned only add to the injustice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (NkeJ4)
Unless the appeals process leads to Judge Jackson getting bounced from the bench.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February
Yes
Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (HALdu)
Andy McCarthy @AndrewCMcCarthy
Judge very carefully, and with praise for performance of trial team, imposes on Stone a sentence completely consistent with the shocking, Constitution-shredding, Republic-destroying 36-47 month range Barr DOJ said would be reasonable. Impeach!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (vEIlU)
Enhancement following the Don Lemon Rules of Criminal Procedure.
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Sounds like a good time for a Presidential pardon to put the judiciary scum in their place.
Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 12:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 12:59 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 12:54 PM (G546f)
.........
minor edit
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 12:59 PM (v0R5T)
Will anyone NOT vote for trump over this?
If anything, it will just make his opponents look even more crazy to the average voter as the "literally Hitler" references will be flying all over the place.
Posted by: Blago at February 20, 2020 12:59 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 12:59 PM (UI5zK)
"Made the Muller Report incorrect"?
This is some mental Olympics crap.
How can it be totally incorrect because one person lied?
Posted by: Delaforce at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (NLtjD)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (G546f)
1. As I've been saying, this Obama judge, Amy Berman Jackson, has demonstrated time and again she should not be handling cases involving the president's past associates. She's not capable of impartial justice.
2. Most other judges handling this case would've been appalled by the conduct of the jury foreman and immediately undertaken an investigation of what transpired in her own courtroom.
3. But Jackson plows ahead, indicating her desire to throw the book at Stone. This is the same judge who put Paul Manafort in solitary confinement.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Amy Berman at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (vtcmf)
https://tinyurl.com/wxt34jn
Does Whoopie stand on her head and mop the floor with that wig?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (qaSBO)
..........
I've had one of those in my garage for about 10 years. It's full of dust and spiderwebs.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (v0R5T)
Every additional second that Stone is not pardoned only add to the injustice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (NkeJ4)
nah
Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (HALdu)
Let the appeal process go through.
If they actually ask him to show up for Jail? THEN commute the sentence to the same amount of time as others who have lied to Congress.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 01:01 PM (NgKpN)
Forget about appeals, Stone is old, he has no money, his wife is not well, he is not well.
Trump needs to mercifully end Stone's suffering.
It would be a monstrous injustice for Trump to delay what should surely be forthcoming.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 01:01 PM (NkeJ4)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:01 PM (H8QX8)
Judge Amy is part of the coup, gagging Stone for a year or so, while the Coup Liars were on CNN all day, after they lied to congress ... and while Strzok and others tried to entrap Trump via their insurance policy. Justice still weeps ... unless the plotters go to prison, for destroying so many patriots, and plotting to destroy the Republic itself. (Judge Amy fully on board the resistance ... needs to hang with the others, not just hang out with them)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2020 01:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (G546f)
........
Sure, but you REALLY should Google it.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (v0R5T)
Roger Stone sentenced to 3 1/2 years
Jeffrey Epstein got 13 months in a Palm Beach jail with a day pass
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Amy Berman at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:02 PM (KZzsI)
I thought it would go to some appellate judge.. but I read somewhere this morning it would be her decision.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (v0R5T)
---------
You rich guys with your "garage"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (UI5zK)
Federal
Unemployment
Tax
Act
FUPA on the other hand. That one's gross.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (9t0Zz)
None of that is true here though. Stone should have never been brought up on charges at all. The investigation should have never started, or should have certainly never gotten to him. Pardon him and move on. Show trials end in political results. Play the political Trump card.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (JRaU+)
_________________
A judge can take what is called "judicial notice" of facts whose accuracy can be determined from sources whose accuracy can't be reasonably questioned (e.g., legislative records, etc.). A judge can take "judicial notice" of such facts, on her own, at any time in the proceedings.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (KZzsI)
Jon Corzine. Still just walking around.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (G546f)
/gentle mode
It's short for 'futanari', which is a Japanese term for a woman who nevertheless has a penis. May or may not also have testicles.
It's a sex fetish thing
/gentle mode off
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February
.....
Which'll happen in what, say.....two weeks?
Get the dude out of jail and back home.
It's a f*cking travesty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (MMC4G)
The only question was obstruction of justice, which, given the underlying charge, was simply not true, was absurd.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (+DS2f)
Trump needs to mercifully end Stone's suffering.
It would be a monstrous injustice for Trump to delay what should surely be forthcoming.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 01:01 PM (NkeJ4)
@willchamberlain 2 minutes ago
One thing to keep in mind
Even if Roger Stone wins his motion for a new trial, he'll still be dealing with Judge Jackson and the same, super-biased DC jury pool
The solution here is a pardon, it always has been
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (cF8AT)
Andy McCarthy @AndrewCMcCarthy
Judge very carefully, and with praise for performance of trial team, imposes on Stone a sentence completely consistent with the shocking, Constitution-shredding, Republic-destroying 36-47 month range Barr DOJ said would be reasonable. Impeach!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (vEIlU)
I'm missing something.
Is McCarthy being "ironic?" joking?
What's he saying?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (CqE5x)
There is no reason to respect the federal judiciary.
NONE.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (puu6v)
How quaint. A leftist judge can do anything she wants to do.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:04 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at February 20, 2020 01:04 PM (UI5zK)
That would be considered an incorrect trial, would it not?
Posted by: Delaforce at February 20, 2020 01:04 PM (NLtjD)
Any sentence outside of the presumptive range is either a downward or upward departure from the guidelines and the judge in the case is required to explain in writing why a sentence outside the range was granted. Both prosecutors and defendants may then appeal such a sentence. Usually prosecutors appeal downward departures while defendants appeal upwards departures. A sentence can only be appealed if a judge departs from the guidelines sentencing range.
Resistance Judge Amy is auditioning for a higher court appointment by the Dems as payback for her shenanigans. I doubt the DC Circuit will be kind to her and her rulings. Given the Trump curse efficacy, Judge Amy's hair will fall out, her nose will grow, and her rulings will be overturned, but mostly the last one.
What would be curious is if Resistance Judge Amy has ex parte contacts via her hubby with the other Resistance figures just like dirty judge Contreas. I'll bet that is so.
Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 01:04 PM (EUDB2)
Beer money alert! Over at WZ, they're saying Bloomy is paying $2500 to say nice things about him online.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:04 PM (UUva/)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 20, 2020 01:04 PM (vtcmf)
was that evidence from the trial or did the judge just use evidence from outside the trial as part of a ruling?
If so how is that not grounds for a mistrial or even removal from the bench of the judge?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (b4Y0p)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (vEIlU)
Yeah, I'm looking at you, too, Chris Wray.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (Boy/L)
Andy McCarthy @AndrewCMcCarthy
Judge very carefully, and with praise for performance of trial team, imposes on Stone a sentence completely consistent with the shocking, Constitution-shredding, Republic-destroying 36-47 month range Barr DOJ said would be reasonable. Impeach!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (vEIlU)
I'm missing something.
Is McCarthy being "ironic?" joking?
What's he saying?"
McCarthy still is an unreformed Deep State hack. This is his way of praising the perfections of the federal judicial system despite all evidence to the contrary.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (v0R5T)
---------
You rich guys with your "garage"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (UI5zK)
It's a car-hole.
:fist bump:
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (Izzlo)
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, er, I won't be fooled again.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (rpxSz)
Additionally, Mr. Stone was offered a position in the White House as a "policy implementation advisor" to White House senior advisor Stephen Miller. The offer predated the sentencing, indicating that Mr. Stone went into his sentencing aware of both a commutation and a job offer.
Caught on microphone just before entering the bailiff's vehicle on Thursday, Mr. Stone smiled and briskly said, "Well, you know....it's just beautifully mutated."
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Allie at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (k4dH2)
but if a Judge takes 'Judicial Notice' of something that can be disputed?
Does not the Defense have the right to question that decision? And bring evidence to dispute it?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (NVYyb)
AoS (the ol' HQ) was spammed last night by a paid bloomberg stooge:
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Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (UUva/)
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 12:55 PM (X/Pw5)
He should be boiled until al dente.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (NWiLs)
Well yes, in the sense that she can do such a screwy, biased, incompetent job that one is inevitable. She could also declare that things are so screwed up that there has to be a retrial. But in this case she decided to strap on that lei and go full Hawaiian Judge, which will guarantee an appeal.
There needs to be consequences for being such a hack that your cases keep being appealed and lost. Demotions, for example.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (NWiLs)
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Concur with my esteemed colleague
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (UI5zK)
The solution here is a pardon, it always has been
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (cF8AT)
Good point. But I would use the pardon to expound upon the larger issues and the competence ad character of the judge.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (UI5zK)
I concur with the concurrence.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: high noon at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
He should just create a twitter moniker for himself. Pierre Delecto's been taken, so perhaps Lucky Pierre?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM (UI5zK)
-things Puddleglum wished happened instead of the garbage fire of reality.
Really, this is pretty much what she did anyway.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: Olson Johnson at February 20, 2020 01:08 PM (UI5zK)
Rusty Trombonist is taken!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 20, 2020 01:08 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: Drew in MO at February 20, 2020 01:08 PM (cGlgB)
Let you be the one with a multi-year Federal sentence hanging over your head. Then tell me how eager you'd be to "let it all play out".
This shit-show needs to end. Today is not soon enough.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:08 PM (Y4WlI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 01:08 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 01:00 PM (G546f)
/gentle mode
It's short for 'futanari', which is a Japanese term for a woman who nevertheless has a penis. May or may not also have testicles.
It's a sex fetish thing
/gentle mode off
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (l4C/z)
Delicious.
Posted by: David French at February 20, 2020 01:08 PM (ovHX/)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 20, 2020 01:05 PM (puu6v)
I'm sick of that pasty putz.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:08 PM (H8QX8)
like, he's so cute and all his jokes are super funny
Call me, Bloomini!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (G546f)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (6XlcD)
Trump would never win and none of this would be checked out
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (rpxSz)
https://tinyurl.com/u3dtlxe
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM
Why would they have to? Have you seen their dash cam footage?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (ejd/p)
Is McCarthy being "ironic?" joking?
What's he saying?
Posted by: JoeF.
======
One of two things:
The Barr DOJ itself said 36-47 months was reasonable, and when the judge imposed 40 months, she did so with great care and praise for the trial team. And yet, a bunch of idiots will call it unconstitutional and demand that Trump be impeached.
OR
...And yet, a bunch of Trumpist idiots will demand that the judge be impeached.
??????
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (hLRSq)
Does not the Defense have the right to question that decision? And bring evidence to dispute it?
______________
Yes, a party can object to the judge taking judicial notice of some fact, if the party makes a timely request for an opportunity to be heard on the matter.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (32YRo)
Pls to send check now for saying nice things.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (JRaU+)
Let you be the one with a multi-year Federal sentence hanging over your head. Then tell me how eager you'd be to "let it all play out".
This shit-show needs to end. Today is not soon enough.
Posted by: Shit Happens
This.
Sorry to all that want to play 11 dimensional chess.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (sNYFR)
http://player.tritondigital.com/1201
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (ZCEU2)
AoS (the ol' HQ) was spammed last night by a paid bloomberg stooge:
I think Mayor Bloomberg won tonight's debate in Nevada. He demonstrated he has the management experience to beat Donald Trump and get it done.
Posted by: Cathy Alvarez at February 20, 2020 01:05 AM (GtG/j)
That's some damn good spam.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Wow! That is almost convincing! I may vote for Bloomie now because of her, but first....
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (vN4+Q)
like, he's so cute and all his jokes are super funny
.....
He's the tallest, dreamiest midget I know!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (MMC4G)
like, he's so cute and all his jokes are super funny
Call me, Bloomini!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 20, 2020 01:09 PM (G546f)
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And he smells like a summer rain!
KA-CHHHHIINNG!
Posted by: Olson Johnson at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (UI5zK)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (m1TPL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (qaSBO)
Mike Bloomberg Retweeted Donald J. Trump
Shouldn't you be pardoning Roger Stone, you #carnivalbarkingclown?
@realDonaldTrump
"I don’t think there’s any chance whatsoever of Senator Sanders defeating President Trump.” Mini Mike Bloomberg. Mini, there’s even less chance, especially after watching your debate performance last night, of you winning the Democrat nomination...But I hope you do!
12:54 PM - 20 Feb 2020
Good Lord, Bloomberg is painful....
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: What I'd like Bloomy to say at February 20, 2020 01:10 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:11 PM (NWiLs)
Media mindfuck status: Initiated.
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:11 PM (ZS9TG)
McCabe was referred for prosecution by the IG, and the Deep State System, said "nah, bro".
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 20, 2020 01:11 PM (rLZe7)
But shirley you must give credit for the name "Cathy Alvarez."
Woman -- check.
Latina -- check.
And the message was that of a reasonable, moderate.
The problem is it's so obviously a campaign-generated slogan -- "Mike can get it done."
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:11 PM (UUva/)
https://tinyurl.com/u3dtlxe
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 20, 2020 12:57 PM
Why would they have to? Have you seen their dash cam footage?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Their dashcam footage is the bomb.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:11 PM (sNYFR)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM (VpIIl)
Hardly. He's just a cocky guy with a loose tongue who in no way deserves this shitstorm. This about intimidation. They pick off characters at the fringes and then move inward. They could do to anybody what they did to Stone.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:11 PM (H8QX8)
Then you look at the people at a Trump rally. How is their any choice to be made? Huge majority of people say they are happy with how their lives are going. Why would they vote for a democrat?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 20, 2020 01:11 PM (QzF6i)
so having sex with futamari is futomaki ??
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (rpxSz)
Andy McCarthy @AndrewCMcCarthy
Judge very carefully, and with praise for performance of trial team, imposes on Stone a sentence completely consistent with the shocking, Constitution-shredding, Republic-destroying 36-47 month range Barr DOJ said would be reasonable. Impeach!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (vEIlU)
I'm missing something.
Is McCarthy being "ironic?" joking?
What's he saying?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (CqE5x)
This is why Levin stopped having him on his show.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (NWiLs)
The appeal process probably won't be done by then anyway.
Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (gDSJf)
Bloomie totally did not pay me to say that.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Dire straits at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (H8QX8)
Does not the Defense have the right to question that decision? And bring evidence to dispute it?
______________
Yes, a party can object to the judge taking judicial notice of some fact, if the party makes a timely request for an opportunity to be heard on the matter.
But remember who it is who is going to decide the issue: the very same judge who first decided to take judicial notice of the fact in the first place. So what do you think the chances are that she is going to reverse herself?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Judicial notice is designed to save time during witness examination so that every single fact does not have to be introduced at court.
From the media coverage, it appears that Judge Amy is instead auditioning. And btw, a judge can be removed from a retrial depending on the case facts brought forward in the appeal.
What needs to be investigated is the "random" assignment of Resistance Judge Amy to these cases. There is probably a rat in the Clerk's Office doing this.
Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (EUDB2)
I want a pardon now and I want someone to go down there and throw it in her face. Actually, physically throw it in her face.
Fuck you, war.
Oh by the by.
New Drift Compatible podcast. Link in nic.
WITH KURT SCHLICHTER.
Remember, headphones over the headphones.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Yay! Bug Eyes and Little Fat Man IV: Impeachment Boogaloo!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (vN4+Q)
I would take that money. $2500 is a lot and I can come up with all sorts of nice stuff to say that doesn't help him a damned bit in an election.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Vy7tf)
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Last night's debate would seem to suggest that may be Bloomberg's only remaining play. Something along those lines is probably being discussed with his campaign manager at this moment.
I mean, hell - Empress Thundershart got Bernzhev to endorse her for the price of... a lake house. It's not like these sooper-principled Dems are very expensive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (fUqBx)
Roger Stone was found guilty of lying to Congress and threatening a witness. He did it to cover up for Trump. His sentence is justified. It should go without saying, but to pardon Stone when his crimes were committed to protect Trump would be a breathtaking act of corruption.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (NWiLs)
Now do Seth Rich and Bill Clinton!
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (6XlcD)
The Oompa Loompas sounded pretty Bloomberg-y. Bloompa-Bloompas.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (bDqIh)
Yeah, he was very, very good. And not bad on the eyes, either!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah I want to peel back that lid and look at the process of who got to do these trials. Maybe there's so many psychotic leftist twerps in the area that the odds are one will get the job but I strongly suspect that there was a thumb on the scales here. And I suspect there long has been.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Ok. Two billion dollars to each candidate that ends their campaign by noon tomorrow.
"...except for you, Pete. You'd probably waste yours on hookers and bl...whatever it is your kind of people waste your money on."
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (ZS9TG)
Okay where's my $2500?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (Kpl3J)
judge and jury are political operatives who aren't focused on the law,
but political retribution."
I haven't heard one politician and very few pundits even talk about this. The USDC of DC isn't just useless, it's does more harm to the judicial process then anything else. Why do we even have it? Disband it.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Miguelito Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (UI5zK)
I want a pardon now and I want someone to go down there and throw it in her face. Actually, physically throw it in her face.
Fuck you, war.
Oh by the by.
New Drift Compatible podcast. Link in nic.
WITH KURT SCHLICHTER.
Remember, headphones over the headphones.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (mf5HN)
Ohhhhh...this is going to be GOOD one...
I'll get the towels and water bottles
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at February 20, 2020 01:06 PM (UI5zK)
I concur with the concurrence.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:07 PM
I concur with my learned brethren.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (hLRSq)
Ok. Two billion dollars to each candidate that ends their campaign by noon tomorrow.
"...except for you, Pete. You'd probably waste yours on hookers and bl...whatever it is your kind of people waste your money on."
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (ZS9TG)
Rent boys and blow.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Yay! Bug Eyes and Little Fat Man IV: Impeachment Boogaloo!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (vN4+Q)
Sacksville Baginses!
Posted by: Gaffer Gamgee at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Schiff-head's impeachment finger is already twitching.
Posted by: Allie at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (UnA8+)
=======
Has she told Mueller that?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 12:51 PM (M9ntN)
has this fucking scrunt notified congress?
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (8D42x)
Double wide.
Hen house.
Tree house.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Vy7tf)
you left out freestanding exterior water closet
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (rpxSz)
They are cheaper than that. Bloomy can probably get them to bail for a couple mill each. And for him, that's pocket change.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (KZzsI)
I want a pardon now and I want someone to go down there and throw it in her face. Actually, physically throw it in her face.
Fuck you, war.
Oh by the by.
New Drift Compatible podcast. Link in nic.
WITH KURT SCHLICHTER.
Remember, headphones over the headphones.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (mf5HN)
Ohhhhh...this is going to be GOOD one...
I'll get the towels and water bottles
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (l4C/z)
That explains the four-state brownout.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miguelito Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (UI5zK)
Mike Bloomberg lite.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Shuffling Old Man Tim Conway at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (R6TDb)
The appeal process probably won't be done by then anyway.
Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (gDSJf)
Definitely not done by November. Is he out on bail during appeal?
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
Do you renounce Satan?
Trump: Yes, I renounce Satan.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2020 01:12 PM (gDSJf)
and based only on the Tainted Juror, there's plenty of grounds for appeal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Kpl3J)
5m5 minutes ago
MoreDavid Steinberg Retweeted Joe Gabriel Simonson
Predictions:
1. Trump will take Minnesota.
2. @GOP will flip 2 or 3 House seats there. (CD2 and CD7 are locks to flip.)
3. @IlhanMN's issues may not flip CD5, but she will step down, and the "Who knew what, and when?" that follows will ensnare @keithellison and others.
(This is the MN reporter that's uncovered all the dirt on Omar)
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (cF8AT)
supposed to be the definitive answer tot he question. And it
definitively answered no.
The only question was obstruction of justice, which, given the underlying charge, was simply not true, was absurd.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 20, 2020 01:03 PM (+DS2f)
That's not how it works, ever has worked, or ever will work.
Nothing is "definitively answered" by a report over four hundred pages long. Anyone can read anything they want into a document of such length.
That's how the game is played.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Y4WlI)
Yep. And he's been doing that for his entire career probably.
Hey Bob...I got a great deal for you on this car. Driven by a little old lady to the supermarket....
Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Y274z)
Yes, I get that he doesn't like "carnival barking clown" making fun of his height, but there seems to be something more there. I mean, he has more money than Trump and never got into the race for Pres.before but he's that upset about China or Trump gave him a wedgie or something when they both lived in NYC?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (WI7YS)
Jackson gave him 3-4 years.
Obviously, Barr must resign and Trump be impeached, or something.
Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (WLFKo)
Posted by: PacosMojo at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (4qPzp)
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (ZCEU2
Lollipop guild
Posted by: CN at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (ONvIw)
I'll get the towels and water bottles
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (l4C/z)
A little bit of the ol' Onanism, eh?
Posted by: Allie at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (UnA8+)
Elizabeth Warren's Tribe uses EVERY Part of the Buffalo Penis.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (j8F0t)
******
...she will bloomie!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (ZCEU2
Lollipop guild
Posted by: CN at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (ONvIw)
So he can fold space with his mind?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (NWiLs)
Hen house.
Tree house.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Vy7tf)
you left out freestanding exterior water closet
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (rpxSz)
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The "House of Out"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (UI5zK)
>>Roger Stone was found guilty of lying to Congress and
threatening a witness. He did it to cover up for Trump. His sentence is
justified. It should go without saying, but to pardon Stone when his
crimes were committed to protect Trump would be a breathtaking act of
corruption.
Now do Seth Rich and Bill Clinton!
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (j8F0t)
Now do Brennan, Comey, and Obama, bug-eyed pedobear.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (1CjJc)
They don't get it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (qaSBO)
I know shes required to justify the
Sentence but her speechifying seems overwrought and will give further ammo on appeal, I think
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Miguelito Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (UI5zK)
.........
Bernie Sandanista. P.S. Cash only please.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Little Mikey Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
Yes, I believe so. Note that Avenatti does not get that luxury, because while he was out on bail he was caught hiding funds and blatantly disregarding the terms of his bail. Avenatti is gonna be in jail for life. Notice how all of the MSM suddenly have no idea who he is?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (Kpl3J)
They're too kind
Defensive posture as in taking it up the squeekhole
https://tinyurl.com/rba92or
Posted by: McCool at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (lWCRE)
Posted by: PacosMojo at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (4qPzp)
I'll show you despicable...where's my "decline to prosecute" rubber stamp???
Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (ONvIw)
A happy warrior, not cowed by their over-talking, negativity; would not get pushed off-topic.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (bDqIh)
I certainly won't make subtle jabs at you or your base or anything!
Posted by: Surfperch at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (ovHX/)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (Cus5s)
The gay marriage case being sent to a district court judge who was gay and had interest in the outcome is such an example. Two high profile Mueller cases being sent to Resistance Judge Amy is another.
Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (EUDB2)
threatening a witness. He did it to cover up for Trump. His sentence is
justified. It should go without saying, but to pardon Stone when his
crimes were committed to protect Trump would be a breathtaking act of
corruption.
Now do Seth Rich and Bill Clinton!
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:15 PM (j8F0t)
Now do Brennan, Comey, and Obama, bug-eyed pedobear.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgaria
And of course, admitted liar, McCabe.
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (Pr5if)
Posted by: No at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (6Jzab)
A happy warrior, not cowed by their over-talking, negativity; would not get pushed off-topic.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:20 PM (bDqIh)
Did you notice how pinch-faced and miserable Joy looked?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dave at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (xgg9w)
So shiff admits Roger Stone committed no crimes.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (UUva/)
Posted by: high noon at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (Wd55D)
I certainly won't make subtle jabs at you or your base or anything!
Posted by: Surfperch
Don't sell yourself short. Mr. $65 billion dollar billionaire can afford $2k a day.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (sNYFR)
"Steele was in MI6! You know who was also in MI6? That's right, James Bond."
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
So is Judge Nap admitting that impeachment WAS a sham after all?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (CqE5x)
And she will be a whole lot better than RBG.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: SMOD at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (WLFKo)
Mark this down. Before everything is said and done, we'll look back fondly on Jeff Sessions when discussing William Barr. Barr will be on the Mt. Rushmore of Trump Appointment Fuck Ups.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (Y4WlI)
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
Yes, I believe so. Note that Avenatti does not get that luxury, because while he was out on bail he was caught hiding funds and blatantly disregarding the terms of his bail. Avenatti is gonna be in jail for life. Notice how all of the MSM suddenly have no idea who he is?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (Kpl3J)
Good. No reason to rush things then.
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (VHKq8)
Posted by: Miguelito Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (UI5zK)
Bernout Panders
Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (ovHX/)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 12:59 PM (RD7QR)
Remember that revenge is a dish best served cold. Never lash out while the outrage is fresh. Why settle for mere hurt that might leave you exposed, when with a little planning, you might achieve complete destruction without ever revealing your hand?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (m1TPL)
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Tnijr)
The appeal process probably won't be done by then anyway.
Posted by: Sjg
____________
Win or lose in November, everyone will get a pardon that was prosecuted over political reasons.
He's still President even after the election.
I honestly wouldn't mind him pardoning them all before the election just for ethical reasons. And I don't think anyone outside the Beltway really cares anyway.
Posted by: Blago at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (RD7QR)
My God she's stupid.
She's a freak. Reminds me of an ex-wife type. Mean, vindictive, ready to break a beer bottle over your head. Charge you with crimes you never did.
Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (qaSBO)
Yes, I get that he doesn't like "carnival barking clown" making fun of his height, but there seems to be something more there. I mean, he has more money than Trump and never got into the race for Pres.before but he's that upset about China or Trump gave him a wedgie or something when they both lived in NYC?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 01:17 PM (WI7YS)
I strongly suspect that since Trump and Bloomie are both lifelong NYC celebs, they've been bumping into each other for their entire lives, and Bloomberg is intensely jealous of the fame that Trump has earned. Just like farming, Bloomie thinks it can't be hard, and he's better than Trump, and so all of that deserves to be HIS!
I truly believe that drives Bloomie's campaign more than anything else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (NWiLs)
Started playing Dorian over some blues progressions...sounds a little like something Santana would do...kinda...sorta.
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Miguelito Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 01:16 PM (UI5zK)
.........
Bernie "Sandusky"
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (sNYFR)
For that much, might as well set up a Bloomberg Blogberg, and just fill it with "Chuck Norris" style "facts".
Posted by: Allie at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (5Tbnt)
Breaking News
Bloomturd somehow gets the United Indian Council to soundly denounce Warren
Posted by: REDACTED
Yeah, quite the mystery as to how he did that...
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (UUva/)
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (Y4WlI)
Pshaw. Ill mark it down just to remind you of how wrong you were.
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
How dare you immediately bring up Ric Grenell being gay and promoting LGBTQ tolerance when I was setting up a hit on his lack of intelligence experience!!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (bDqIh)
Scotus and appellate courts did this during the desegregation era to great effect.
Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (EUDB2)
The you can move on to a new batch of revenge.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (90T4r)
She made that determination in consultation with Schiff and the other Deep State goons who want to continue perpetuating the Russia Collusion narrative.
At this point I think all of the Deep Staters operate without any real central coordination, they all know what is required and they execute.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (NkeJ4)
I truly believe that drives Bloomie's campaign more than anything else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Hell, it may be simply be that Bloomberg is jealous of Trump's height....
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Nevyan at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (1JUTh)
Posted by: PacosMojo at February 20, 2020 01:18 PM (4qPzp)
Barr is going, I think. He's going to quit soon. Events have outpaced him and he can't catch up. He's from the Bush era and this kind of shit is beyond him.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (X/Pw5)
Interesting. Fun to mess around with that stuff, isn't it?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (NWiLs)
Bloomturd somehow gets the United Indian Council to soundly denounce Warren
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (rpxSz)
---------
BREAKING: United Indian Council breaks ground on full service hotel/mega-casino complex in the middle of the desert...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (UI5zK)
Posted by: Insomniac
***********
There, there. Don't fret!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: torabora
Charge you of crimes FROM her dreams.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (sNYFR)
That's why I call her Joyless.
Yeah for a show with two girls named Joy and Whoopi it sure is angry all the time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:25 PM (Tnijr)
243 146 Schiff is doing a victory lap on Twitter over Stone. Judge Nap sez Schiff is trying to lay the basis for another impeachment sham.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
So is Judge Nap admitting that impeachment WAS a sham after all?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (CqE5x)
I wonder how many donkeys will be following Schiff over that cliff this time?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 01:25 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
Thread printed to this point via PDF on my desktop. You'll see.
Barr is there to defend the FBI, not destroy it. It's what he does. It's what he always does.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:25 PM (Y4WlI)
's'cuse me while I kiss this guy'
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 20, 2020 01:25 PM (j8F0t)
Bloomturd somehow gets the United Indian Council to soundly denounce Warren
Posted by: REDACTED
Yeah, quite the mystery as to how he did that...
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:23 PM (UUva/)
Wampum, fire-sticks and fire-water
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:25 PM (CqE5x)
I am sure the Bloomberg campaign spent good money on that bot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
======
Watch the hashtag. She'll be back.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Insomniac
***********
There, there. Don't fret!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (m45I2)
You can be a real pain in the neck sometimes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (JoUsr)
(@RepAdamSchiff)
There are 175,000 federal prisoners. Many are serving harsh sentences and deserve mercy. Yet, Trump uses pardons almost exclusively for 1) Political supporters 2) Wealthy individuals 3) Contestants on his TV show And worse abuses are almost surely to come.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SMOD at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (3aI0K)
.........
and his hair was perfect
His last words were: Our Hair Clubs biggest failure was Joe Biden.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (v0R5T)
Chris Mellon: Our government is "lethargic and risk averse" in assessing possible threat from UFOs
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (90T4r)
My hope is Giuliani is appointed AG.
Posted by: Nevyan at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (1JUTh)
Love Giuliani......but, NO.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (H8QX
No, I just couldn't help my brave cohort to engineer the cover-ups fast enough. In that, I have failed the DOJ. Anybody see that damn "decline to prosecute" stamp??
Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Insomniac
***********
There, there. Don't fret!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM
***
He's just stringing us along.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (NWiLs)
--------
Hey, let's not sow discord among the morons!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (RIAR/)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (m45I2)
You can be a real pain in the neck sometimes.
Posted by: Insomnia"
How long yall gonna string this out?
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (Tnijr)
"somehow"
Yeah, that one will be an eternal mystery.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (Boy/L)
celebs, they've been bumping into each other for their entire lives, and
Bloomberg is intensely jealous of the fame that Trump has earned.
Just like farming, Bloomie thinks it can't be hard, and he's better than
Trump, and so all of that deserves to be HIS!
Yup. And he really, really needs to protect his business with China/investments.
Given how often we've seen Trump get under his enemies' skin, I'm pretty sure he is really good at reading people, identifying their weaknesses. The height stuff does not appear to be random.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (bDqIh)
Rule 1: DO NOT TALK TO THE FED
Rule 2: See rule one
Posted by: Farmer Mike at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (nRk/c)
War is an ugly thing but it's not the ugliest of things.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (2DOZq)
(@RepAdamSchiff)
There are 175,000 federal prisoners. Many are serving harsh sentences and deserve mercy. Yet, Trump uses pardons almost exclusively for 1) Political supporters 2) Wealthy individuals 3) Contestants on his TV show And worse abuses are almost surely to come.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2020 01:26 PM (ptqGC)
Unlike if it were Schiff-Head, where he'd be blanket pardoning MS-13 and Los Zetas...
Posted by: Allie at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (m45I2)
You can be a real pain in the neck sometimes.
Posted by: Insomnia"
How long yall gonna string this out?
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (Tnijr)
It'll reach a crescendo, then we'll scale it back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (NWiLs)
Makes me glad I've mostly been fucking around playing guitar all morning.
Posted by: Insomniac
***********
There, there. Don't fret!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM
***
He's just stringing us along.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (axyOa)
It's the same old song and dance.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (Tnijr)
Completely lacking in empathy and unable to understand that the problem isn't the people who don't like you but, you know, you.
Tone deaf Miniature poodle that growls and nips at everyone.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (pUDQf)
100% agree.
Gotta overcome the giggle factor, though.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (Boy/L)
LONG LIVE MICHAEL BLOOMBERG!
Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (ovHX/)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (C+We0)
The letter, dated Feb. 11, 2020, says that between May and July 2019, personal data may have been compromised "in a data breach" of a system hosted by the Defense Information Systems Agency.
The agency provides direct telecommunications and IT support for President Donald Trump, Vice President Mike Pence, their staff, and the U.S. Secret Service, according to its website.
Posted by: SMOD at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (3aI0K)
There are 175,000 federal prisoners. Many are
serving harsh sentences and deserve mercy. Yet, Trump uses pardons
almost exclusively for 1) Political supporters 2) Wealthy individuals 3)
Contestants on his TV show And worse abuses are almost surely to come.
- - - -
IIRC, around 40% of federal inmates are foreigners (mostly illegal immigrants).
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: SMOD at February 20, 2020 01:21 PM (3aI0K)
.........
I remember those commercials very well.
Thing is, his money shot line--" I'm not just the owner....i'm a member" was weak. Because you can see he was wearing a rug from a mile away....
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (NWiLs)
Oh, yeah....makes playing scales entertaining, even.
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: It's me donna
Welcome to the dark side.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (sNYFR)
They're too kind
Defensive posture as in taking it up the squeekhole
https://tinyurl.com/rba92or
Posted by: McCool at February 20, 2020 01:19 PM (lWCRE)
The problem was he curled up in the fetal position and we all know what Democrats do to fetuses.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (H8QX
*******
Get that from the Publix Store Manager
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (BqBId)
Makes me glad I've mostly been fucking around playing guitar all morning.
Posted by: Insomniac
There, there. Don't fret!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM
***
He's just stringing us along.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (axyOa)
It's the same old song and dance.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable,
winner at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (1CjJc)
Quit picking on Insomniac!
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...accountant in recovery at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (Dhwaq)
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (flINI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oQJrB_caQg
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (qaSBO)
him and he can't catch up. He's from the Bush era and this kind of shit
is beyond him.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
There are a bunch of folks that really, really take pride in knowing all the minutiae about how this Byzantine process works. They're great at seeing the trees, identifying their types, and such.
But they're blind - willfully - to the fact that the entire forest is rotten to it's damn core and needs to be burned down.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (Y4WlI)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:13 PM (bDqIh)
***********
Loved Matt Gates on The Spew. Thanks.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (wiXsO)
302 293
Makes me glad I've mostly been fucking around playing guitar all morning.
Posted by: Insomniac
There, there. Don't fret!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM
***
He's just stringing us along.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (axyOa)
It's the same old song and dance.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable,
winner at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (1CjJc)
Quit picking on Insomniac!
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (cF8AT)
Tone it down?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (1CjJc)
https://tinyurl.com/wkr28z3
Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (Y4WlI)
I helped plant that forest, son!
Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (ONvIw)
At this point, what part of the Feral Government is still answerable to the people?
If the answer is None, you know what to do.
Posted by: Random Faux News Talking Head at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (YTBIQ)
https://tinyurl.com/wkr28z3
Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (dKm4U)
Paul Reubens.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (90T4r)
Forget Lincoln and Douglas. Forget Nixon and Kennedy. Hell, forget the Athenians and the Melians back during the Peloponnesian War. Last night's Democratic primary slagfest in Nevada was the greatest debate in all of human history.
Oh, was it glorious -- the sheer raging hostility spraying across the stage as every campaign besides the Bernie Sanders and Michael Bloomberg bids faces the desperate possibility that each might fade into the woodwork against the Bernie surge and the Bloomberg billions.
It's not that the gloves were off. No, my friends, everybody was wearing steel-tipped boots and going right for the crotch. Those weren't snowflakes. They were nunchucks.
Posted by: SMOD at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable,
winner at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (1CjJc)
Quit picking on Insomniac!
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM
***
We'll give it a short riff and then move on.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2020 0
But big things are happening!
People are doing stuff!
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (BIGfR)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (bDqIh)
Just doing the Jailtime Americans won't do!
Clearly they deserve the vote!
Posted by: Feel the BURN? That itching sensation? at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (j42ZK)
Posted by: torabora at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (Y274z)
Have to. If you Pot it down, JackStraw is gonna bust through the wall like the kool aid guy.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (1CjJc)
.........
I just tune them out.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM
There are things worse than fighting.
There are things worse than dying
If you can't imagine any, pray you never find out how true this is.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: vmom 2020
I thought it meant fucked up the ass. At least it does at my house...
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (dKm4U)
When in the course, of Human events
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Show me the Money at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (UUva/)
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (ovHX/)
Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (ScEe1)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (90T4r)
Open chords? Probably B major7.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (NWiLs)
Quit picking on insomniac.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (2DOZq)
Insom would appreciate some feed back
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: vmom 2020
I thought it meant fucked up the ass. At least it does at my house...
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug
If it didn't mean that, it does now.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (sNYFR)
Posted by: Joe B. from Delaware at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (Y4WlI)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:31 PM (90T4r)
Let's hope he cleaned the bottoms off first...
Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (1wiZs)
Have I mentioned how much esteem I have have for Mike Bloomberg? I have
AT LEAST $10,000 worth of esteem for Bloomberg. More if you want me to
go on Twitter about all this surprisingly affordable esteem.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 01:33 PM (RD7QR)
I have most esteem, $5,000 rupees.
Posted by: Jugdish at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (1CjJc)
pride in knowing all the minutiae about how this Byzantine process
works. They're great at seeing the trees, identifying their types, and
such. Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (Y4WlI)
Which minutiae is usually gathered from "sources of information" that are speculative at best and flat-out misinformed at worst.
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (ZS9TG)
Michael Bloomberg is a wonderful manager and a great guy and totally not
a sawed-off little tyrant like his friends say. Did I give you guys my
account number?
not yet.
*gets pencil ready*
Posted by: Nigerian Prince at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: The Ficus of Freedom at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (ScEe1)
The spin his team put out was that he was all tough and didn't lose his cool and showed presidential stamina and attitude.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (j8F0t)
45s
Watching the Democrat debate last night, Ann and I were highly impressed with the performance of Mike Bloomberg. He was well-prepared, offered real solutions to the problems we face and was articulate in expressing his vision for a unified Republic, free from partisan bickering and political one-upmanship.
He stood tall on that stage last night and overshadowed all his competitors as he deftly took on all comers.
Impressive performance!
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (CqE5x)
https://tinyurl.com/wkr28z3
--
Those don't look too bad, actually. I have no...zero...love for Mike Bloomberg. But I must say that I'm not a big fan of ragging on his height. My brother and dad are short. In the 5'5' range. I was always taller than both of them. Not so much my dad, but I know it greatly affected my brother over the years with his self-esteem. It affected him...a lot. I always felt bad for him because of it. If I were a guy, I don't think I'd like being that kind of short. Superficial, yes. But it is what it is.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (JoUsr)
Have to. If you Pot it down, JackStraw is gonna bust through the wall like the kool aid guy.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (j8F0t)
Or like Macho Man Randy Savage
RIP
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (0nJEO)
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (bDqIh)
Worry not, commenter, for Mike Bloomberg will decrease that number to zero to provide cheap labor to all the Hard working American CEOs!
Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (ovHX/)
My YouTube teacher is the great Privettricker, a.k.a. James James.
If you want to watch his fingers in action, see him do (as Privettricker) the lead guitar for Little Feat's "Dixie Chicken."
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (m45I2)
You can be a real pain in the neck sometimes.
Posted by: Insomnia"
How long yall gonna string this out?
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (Tnijr)
It'll reach a crescendo, then we'll scale it back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (NWiLs
That's a bridge too far
Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (lhUp5)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (1wiZs)
President Sanders is going to appoint that fair and impartial lady to the USSC.
Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (j8F0t)
And don't wear crocs while playing, either. They just make you look like a fag.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (Y4WlI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:37 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2020 01:37 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 20, 2020 01:37 PM (1wiZs)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 20, 2020 01:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: The Ficus of Freedom at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (ScEe1)
I have some fluid for you.
Posted by: Weinstein at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (BIGfR)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:24 PM (m45I2)
You can be a real pain in the neck sometimes.
Posted by: Insomnia"
How long yall gonna string this out?
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM (Tnijr)
It'll reach a crescendo, then we'll scale it back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:28 PM (NWiLs
That's a bridge too far
Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM
Sounds like he is having a plucking good time.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: the Otter at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (Vy7tf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcaWN3ZJnhs
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Lady in Black
*********
Sorry LiB. Just one of my many shortcomings.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (NWiLs)
So then I looked at the debate stage and the other candidates are all within a few inches of Pete. These people are tiny - it's not just Bloomberg. Whoever gets the nomination will likely be dwarfed by Trump, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
Don't fret over it. We'll string along.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (sNYFR)
Melians: We have excellent philosophical arguments as to why we should remain an independent, if neutral, state.
Athenians: Might makes right.
Melians: ...
Melians: Crap.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (1ISKN)
If Trump loses 2020, they're going after him the day after he leaves office. Criminally.
If Trump wins 2020, they're going after him the day he leaves office anyway.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (Y4WlI)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Ralph Malph at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM
There are things worse than fighting.
There are things worse than dying
----------
Being on mop detail at Man's Country?
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (Izzlo)
Cuz in the world of poker, this would be called a big fat tell.
Reassure us again, Mr. Barr, that there is only one kind of federal judge.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (JNvJM)
Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
I knew that I wouldn't be the lead on the picking pun.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:36 PM (2DOZq)
That's the treble with puns.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (ovHX/)
I have a piece I call "Mixolydian Slip." Bet you can guess what mode it's in.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (qaSBO)
Locrian?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (NWiLs)
So then I looked at the debate stage and the other candidates are all within a few inches of Pete. These people are tiny - it's not just Bloomberg. Whoever gets the nomination will likely be dwarfed by Trump, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (bDqIh)
Isn't the Sundowner typical politician height--I mean 6' or so?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
I have a piece I call "Mixolydian Slip." Bet you can guess what mode it's in.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (qaSBO)
Locrian?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (NWiLs)
Mandalorian?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (l4C/z)
Did no look.
Is that the chick playing with Jack White these days?
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:30 PM (90T4r)
Open chords? Probably B major7.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah. Just hit that one. My wrist said " piss off ".
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (90T4r)
That's not your job, judge. You take the evidence put forth, then, listen to the jury, then go from there.
Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: tinnitis sucks at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:37 PM (qaSBO)
Maybe if we tone them down a bit
Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (lhUp5)
Posted by: GnuBreed
A crooked one!
Ain't that right John Roberts?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (sNYFR)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 20, 2020 01:32 PM (j42ZK)
I hear ya. I'm more law-abiding out of habit that belief now. What use is there in respecting a crooked system? Why be the only person playing fair when nobody else does?
I have no faith in human institutions to lose anymore. Power is a magnet that draws humanity's worst. If it exists, it will be abused. If you limit it into nonexistence, someone will convince idiots to create it, "to help them", and once the power exists, the justification for it no longer matters.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (J+mig)
I have a piece I call "Mixolydian Slip." Bet you can guess what mode it's in.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:34 PM (qaSBO)
Locrian?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (NWiLs)
Mandalorian?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (l4C/z)
Midichlorian?
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 20, 2020 01:39 PM (j9HX3)
********
Stooped
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (Tnijr)
I can barely stand watching much live tv anymore because of the volume of ads, it's only gotten worse now that seemingly every single ad break features the miniature man.
Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (gDSJf)
Yeah his main problem is that he thinks he knows better than everyone else, and that he should use power to impose that "better way" on everyone. He's a sawed-off tyrant with leftist tendencies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (j8F0t)
The Polyamory Breakup Book
Causes, Prevention, and Survival
By: Kathy Labriola
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For when your throuple is in trouple.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (1ISKN)
Vote Mike. He has a real gift.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 20, 2020 01:40 PM (pw+jk)
How much of a gift are we talking here?
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (RD7QR)
1. What parts were incorrect, and in what specific ways were those parts incorrect?
2 What testimony of Stone's caused those parts to be incorrect?
3. What were the correct versions of those parts?
4. How should those deficiencies be corrected, and by whom?
If you can't or won't address these questions that follow directly from your statements from the bench, your judgements can only be interested as revenge for the disappointment you and your allies suffered.
Ps. Hope you enjoyed the tongue-bath NPR gave you this morning, a "report" on this case which saiid absolutely NOTHING about the outrageousness of the sentence originally proposed by the DOJ prosecutors, but did mention how they resigned in protest to it being reduced.
That was designed to let you reduce their recommended sentence from outrageous to merely disgusting, and reinforce the false impression of fairness and objectivity that NPR fatuously attributed to you, wasn't it!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (C6dfH)
They make you sloppy.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (j8F0t)
They can, if you're talking distortion. If it's a clean sound you still have to work on precision. I frequently practice completely unplugged so I can't fudge in any way.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: CrustyB at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (ToSAM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcaWN3ZJnhs
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM
***
Bob at NSA sends spot report on the sudden uptick in searches in youtube for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcaWN3ZJnhs
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (JoUsr)
Biden is officially just a little bit over 6' and he towers over the rest of them. These are small people, and not just in stature.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (ScEe1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (2DOZq)
Nah - on Boardinghouse Reach sessions and Tour.
brunette bassist. always playing pretty much topless.
so f'ing hot that one.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (j8F0t)
Bloomberg is buying endorsements.
The injuns are easy; they always have their hands out.
Stacey Abrams had her price, too.
Who's next?
Who needs a "wing" added to their building? The Jaycees? The Knights of Columbus? The Rotary Club?
The Kiwanis? The Hibernians? The police chiefs?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (UUva/)
anymore. Power is a magnet that draws humanity's worst. If it exists,
it will be abused. If you limit it into nonexistence, someone will
convince idiots to create it, "to help them", and once the power exists,
the justification for it no longer matters.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (J+mig)
Most of the conflict between the Left and Right is over which institutions are "good" and which ones are "bad". It's like an extremely high-stakes game of Mad Libs.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (Y4WlI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM
Michael Bloomberg is a beautiful thing, probably the most beautiful of things.
He's also very tall.
Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (ovHX/)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (UUva/)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:44 PM (bDqIh)
John DeLorean?
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (j8F0t)
Kundalinian
https://youtu.be/8mnx8jnsYfc
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:44 PM (1CjJc)
They can, if you're talking distortion. If it's a clean sound you still have to work on precision. I frequently practice completely unplugged so I can't fudge in any way.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:42 PM (NWiLs)
Little OT, but have you ever seen/ heard Charo play Classical guitar? She is really a gifted guitarist.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:44 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (bDqIh)
Iirc, and I do, Hillary complained after her debate with him that he was intimidating her with his size. Trying to scare her.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (JNvJM)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (UUva/)
Around here - a series of grocery stores in communities too small to support a Kroger.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (Y4WlI)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (ovHX/)
Distortion, Flangers, Phasers, even some delays.
All of them cover up your slop.
Play clean.
Play with multiple pickups as often as you can.
Then, when it is time to play with all that shit you will impress yourself.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:35 PM (JoUsr)
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Well, Mike's height isn't the issue so much as his height coupled with his Stalinist tendencies.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (RIAR/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)
WTF are the Jaycees, anyway?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM
one hit wonders
they had that song "Love Train"
no, wait...
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (ceIDk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (NWiLs)
War is an ugly thing but it's not the ugliest of things.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:27 PM
Bleeding to death from papercuts to the eyeball is an ugly thing.
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (ZS9TG)
Enhancement following the Don Lemon Rules of Criminal Procedure.<<<
Ah! Now apply the Willard Romney Dignified Delivey and you have yourself a near perfect NeverTrump trifecta!
Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Guitarzan at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (Vy7tf)
Well a guy with a sheet of paper terrified her in the Senate debate, it doesn't take much, apparently.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Lizzy at F
Someone here knows Pete and said hes 5 ft 8. Amy was on a box so I guess shes about 5 ft 5. Warren is a bit taller imo probably 5 ft 8 and Lil Mike must be about 5 ft 5/6 but so slight he looks minute. Bernie is so hunched over its hard to tell but he seems close to 6 ft.
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:45 PM (ZS9TG)
Taking your brain temperature with a meat thermometer is an ugly thing.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (Y4WlI)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (CqE5x)
Do this. Impress yourself. Do it now.
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:44 PM (90T4r)
Don't think so, but I've heard she's good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:47 PM (UUva/)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 20, 2020 01:47 PM (qu1px)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (2DOZq)
*********
Don't fret, they'll end soon
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 20, 2020 01:47 PM (flINI)
Taking your brain temperature with a meat thermometer is an ugly thing.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (Y4WlI)
I saw Madonna open up for Meat Thermometer in 1983
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (CqE5x)
Hillary complained after her debate with him that he was intimidating her with his size. Trying to scare her.
Well a guy with a sheet of paper terrified her in the Senate debate, it doesn't take much, apparently.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (KZzsI)
Should have dropped a bunch of balloons on her, watch her flop and twitch on the stage, and have that minder come out and poke her with that auto-injector.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (1CjJc)
She's world ranked and a fabulous player.
Also, nice form.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (j8F0t)
I have a 20th Anniversary Road Flare Red RG550 but I play my Jackson Pro Soloist more. It's neck through and just sounds meaner, but the neck on the Ibanez is pure butter.
Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (lhUp5)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:44 PM (90T4r)
Don't think so, but I've heard she's good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:46 PM (NWiLs)
Oh yeah. So was Roy Clark. In awe of them both.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:38 PM (bDqIh)
Not Michael "Goliath" Bloomberg, medical experts have not been able to get an accurate measure of Bloomberg's height (as they're too entranced by his greatness) but estimate that he's between 8 and 11 feet tall.
Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (ovHX/)
These guitar puns may be a bridge too far.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (2DOZq)
This one was the worst offender.
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: CrustyB a
Excellent point.
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:49 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at February 20, 2020 01:49 PM (5qG+s)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (90T4r)
Roy Clark was damn good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:49 PM (NWiLs)
get an accurate measure of Bloomberg's height (as they're too entranced
by his greatness) but estimate that he's between 8 and 11 feet tall.
Large-Faced Gorilla Soldier.
Ahem.
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:49 PM (ZS9TG)
--
Well yeah, that's it. I'm not always going to not laugh at the height jokes, because it's a hoot here and yes, it's funny.
I would just rather him get repeatedly slammed for his tyrannical daddy figure tendencies. He needs another moniker to stick that showcases that.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:49 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:50 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM (lhUp5)
Old Fender Highway One Telecaster through a Blues Junior. Need a mild distortion pedal.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:50 PM (Y4WlI)
I only care about it as Trump's method of getting under his skin. My hubby is not tall and it's never mattered, and he definitely does not have a Napoleon complex.
This lil' would-be tyrant runs around surrounded by armed security guards yet wants the rest of us to be unarmed. Any blow to his ego that works is fine by me.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:50 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 01:50 PM (KNsKs)
Maybe Judge Stupid Asshole would like to tell us what the correct answer IS.
To be followed shortly thereafter by her removal from her position since she is obviously anything part impartial.
Posted by: damnedYankee at February 20, 2020 01:50 PM (tOvj0)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:50 PM (90T4r)
Supremely talented, but an idiot.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (CqE5x)
AFAIK, the House IC never referred Stone for prosecution.
Posted by: MAGA at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (bloh/)
sentence should be stronger because governmental resources were
unnecessarily expended.
____________
By this rationale, half of The Swamp and 95% of the Progda media should be in prison.
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (wiMhy)
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Beauford Pusser at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (fZcn6)
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 20, 2020 01:50 PM (Y4WlI)
Sweet. I should get a strat but I just don't have time like I used to
Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (lhUp5)
--
I've heard her play. She is really good.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (JoUsr)
I'm not getting "lifetime appointment" from that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:51 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:43 PM (2DOZq)
He ordered Chet's guitar course COD, Makes A & E and he's working on B. Digs C&W&R&B an' an' me and a chimpanzee agree that one day soon he'll be a celebrity!
Posted by: Guitarzan at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (Vy7tf)
I mainly play a 59 Jazzmaster and a Jap C. Shop Telecaster Ultra Deluxe (closest spec model) through a 66 Princeton Reverb. Wah pedal and 20-28 feet of cable.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:49 PM (JoUsr)
Mini-Mussolini? Lil douche?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: No
You too cam get rich working at home. Send $5 to http:/Scottishhermit/livinginabeehivehut/laveyhadedbumtwits
Posted by: Sock Monkey...accountant in recovery at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (Dhwaq)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (90T4r)
MIKE BLOOMBERG IS TRULY A SAINT!
Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (ovHX/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 01:14 PM (fUqBx)
++++++++++++
It is always surprising to me, even though it shouldn't be. With the possible exception of the Clintons, what I find shocking is not that these people are for sale, but how cheaply they are bought.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Guitarzan at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM
Well...damn!
I've had worse ear worms though.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:48 PM
Gotta gibson credit for that one.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
No one will besmirch the reputation of the FBI on my watch, missy
Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (ONvIw)
I've been play sax again for the past month. I suck.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (Ejm1K)
*wanders off*
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (1ISKN)
Consider mandolin. No, seriously, no snark.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM (1wiZs)
Get a Fender Jaguar or a late 50s Melody Maker.
I've seen tiny little Japanes girls that f'n shred...I don't think your hands will hold you back.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (j8F0t)
I would just rather him get repeatedly slammed for his tyrannical daddy figure tendencies. He needs another moniker to stick that showcases that.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:49 PM (JoUsr)
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Mike "Stalin" Bloomberg.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (RIAR/)
Posted by: Buttgig at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (BIGfR)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (wCmLp)
And a Taylor acoustic. And a Carver semi-hollowbody bass that my brother gave me.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (qaSBO)
The problem is less with the judicial decisions as it is with congress refusing to do anything about judges to rein them in. Congress has incredible power over federal judges, but almost never, ever uses it. Then, when they do (Alcee Hastings) they let the guy in and praise him when he gets elected.
In the history of the United States, over 200 years, 14 federal judges have been impeached. Of those, 8 were convicted and removed from office, and 3 resigned before the trial.
They just will not do their damned job and deal with activist judges and ones failing to carry out their duties.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (KNsKs)
*wanders off*
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:54 PM
He's like the Democrats' secret nuclear weapon! Little Boy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM (iTXRQ)
We are The Horde.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Zod at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (+fPHo)
possible exception of the Clintons, what I find shocking is not that
these people are for sale, but how cheaply they are bought.
Wasn't Bernie's wife under investigation by the FBI at that point?
That might have been an incentive, too: help me win and I will call off the FBI (just look how I got Comey to fold).
Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (1CjJc)
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Ill Douche
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (RIAR/)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (90T4r)
Nice. I have a set neck strat (Ultra Plus Carvetop) that was built when he and Gene Baker were at the Fender C. Shop. Gene told me they made about a dozen of them.
Always loved the Suhrs that came through here.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:56 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 01:55 PM
Loved Huachuca. Taught there for four years.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (axyOa)
Two things at our house relegated to the deck- cigars and guitars. Heh.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (ovHX/)
"(Stone) ... faces a prison sentence for a collection of crimes that essentially amounts to exaggerating how much he knew, then lying and scrambling to keep those boasts from being exposed."
Not exactly covering up for Trump ... and we still haven't heard from Assange ... he offered to tell his source, Mueller Coup team was not interested, (because it contradicted their false narrative, designed to trap Trump)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (Cus5s)
The you can move on to a new batch of revenge.
.....
Revenge is a dish best served proactively.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (MMC4G)
PRS's are so sweet.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 01:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2020 01:57 PM (axyOa)
It was ok. Tuscan was a nice town. I used to drive down on Sat mornings, hit the Davis Monthan gym, get a hotel, and go dancing that night.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 01:58 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2020 01:58 PM (ILS6+)
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:52 PM (j8F0t)
Yeah.....25-30...anything from some Chinese stuff to some custom US makes.
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2020 01:59 PM (X/Pw5)
Yeah, Bloomberg could get most of the Dem ticket to walk away for what he earns in a month.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)
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I can not see Petey without imagining that he is an Alfred E. Newman ventriloquist's dummy.
Posted by: Beauford Pusser at February 20, 2020 01:59 PM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 01:59 PM (HALdu)
Now you are in my wheelhouse.
I have a TON of early PRS. Sigs, LEs, Custom 24s from the early runs...85, 86...10th Anniversaries.
Love me some PRS.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:59 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (Ejm1K)
So then I looked at the debate stage and the other candidates are all
within a few inches of Pete. These people are tiny - it's not just
Bloomberg. Whoever gets the nomination will likely be dwarfed by Trump,
LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at F
I looked at the debate stage and saw:
--A surprised otter (Mike B.)
--someone's bitter ex-wife (Warren)
--a crazy uncle who did too much LSD in the 60s (Bernie)
--A person who you were assigned to do a group project with but did absolutely no work and is dumb as a chalkboard eraser (Biden)
--A wine mom who struggles to regain her former cheerleading looks but can't pull it off. Tries to be the smartest woman in the room only to realize she IS the only woman in the room (Klobuchar)
--A guy who reminds you of Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter only he is gay, who achieved the status of mayor yet wants to hit above his grade regarding running for office. Polite enough to give you a reach around while screwing you.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (B99TD)
Posted by: It's me donna
Welcome to the dark side.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 01:29 PM (sNYFR)
Careful lest you be accused of setting your hair on fire and getting insulted for thinking it would be absolutely absurd for the government to whitewash it's own corrupt behavior and do anything but give the lightest of wrist slaps for it.
Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:41 PM (KZzsI)
Yeah, he's off the scale authoritarian.
Trump said that Dems have strayed from the party of JFK, but he was more of a replacement for royal court in their eyes, they've never adhered to him much in terms of his politics. They're firmly the party of FDR in their desire for near dictatorial powers from the executive and a wholly subservient press that functions as their PR.
Posted by: Sjg at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (jRRV+)
Posted by: damnedYankee at February 20, 2020 02:00 PM (tOvj0)
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (90T4r)
They made a run of Santana bodied axes built from Korina 5-6 years back now that are genuine sleepers.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (j8F0t)
With the possible exception of the Clintons, what I find shocking is
not that these people are for sale, but how cheaply they are bought.
Yeah, Bloomberg could get most of the Dem ticket to walk away for what he earns in a month.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 20, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)
Its been long established that politicians are whores. All that is being done now is haggling over price.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (1CjJc)
Taking your brain temperature with a meat thermometer is an ugly thing.
Posted by: Shit Happens
I saw Madonna open up for Meat Thermometer in 1983
Posted by: JoeF.
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Ha. I first read that as Madonna inserts... - hey wait a minute. LOL, Horde mind and all.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (RcLFK)
Most of this rolls off my shoulders because if it didn't the ongoing leftist machinations could leave one angry and bitter 24/7 very easily.
But, this repeated double standard of justice, the Antifa immunity from the law, and the Northam threat on firearms really are blood boilers personally.
Most of the time I dismiss the reactions from the right about a civil war or some form of street justice as not being likely. But I am starting to feel like if these leftist idiots do not realize when enough is enough, there may truly be some firestorms coming.
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Posted by: RM at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020
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Did they ever sing together? Clark's rendition of "Yesterday When I Was Young" is dynamite, and Barbara can handle an upbeat song like nobody's business.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 02:01 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 01:53 PM (I2dne)
They aren't used to the free market valuing things properly and have no fucking clue what things are worth. Again, this is why DJT is so effective compared to the insulated ruling class turds.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 02:02 PM (2DOZq)
Flynn - hung out to dry
Pap - hung out to dry
Manafort - hung out to dry
Stone - hung out to dry
Comey - walks
McCabe - walks
But yeah, nothing but fucking winning all the way down
Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (0nJEO)
Now you are in my wheelhouse.
I have a TON of early PRS. Sigs, LEs, Custom 24s from the early runs...85, 86...10th Anniversaries.
Love me some PRS.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 01:59 PM (j8F0t)
*******
A Friend of mine that have cover bands that I roadied for & Ran Sound loved PRS's & Finally had the money to get one & loves it & also Hated Starts Tele's growing up & now has 2 of both
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (BqBId)
Every additional second that Stone is not pardoned only add to the injustice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 20, 2020 12:56 PM (NkeJ4)
nah
Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:58 PM (HALdu)
Let the appeal process go through.
If they actually ask him to show up for Jail? THEN commute the sentence to the same amount of time as others who have lied to Congress.
Posted by: Romeo13
Stone didn't lie to congress. He told congress one thing (he had nothing to do with WikiLeaks)and witnesses another (I have very close connections with Wikileaks). The activist prosecutor and jurors decided to believe Stone lied to congress because lying to your associates and the media is not a crime, yet.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 20, 2020 02:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (RuIsu)
had a Guild Bluegrass Special which I sold cuz I need tires for my truck-
later I owned a Gibson Hummingbird (thanks, annual bonus!) but I sold it when I got laid off from the same job
I don't play anymore
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 02:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
With a fork and a sharp knife.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...accountant in recovery at February 20, 2020 02:06 PM (Dhwaq)
To the best of my knowledge Michael Bloomberg has never been convicted of sodomizing a goat.
Where is my $2500?
Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (iG2Io)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
what about all-you-can-eat revenge
you heah four owah now!
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 02:07 PM (iTXRQ)
The reason being short bothers Mayor Mikey is that he spent his time in Bermuda and out of town and basically telephoned most of his mayoralty in. Jokes about his height reminds Mayor Mikey that there as some things that he cannot buy which probably infuriates him.
Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (EUDB2)
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Posted by: Sock Monkey...accountant in recovery at February 20, 2020 02:09 PM (Dhwaq)
Let you be the one with a multi-year Federal sentence hanging over your head. Then tell me how eager you'd be to "let it all play out".
This shit-show needs to end. Today is not soon enough.
Posted by: Shit Happens
I think if Trump commutes the sentence, Stone would still have the ability to appeal or see it overturned. As long as Stone can talk about this now, that quite fun once he gets started.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 20, 2020 02:11 PM (kfcYC)
Guild built some beautiful guitars. I have preferred a few Guilds to the Martins I have owned.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 02:16 PM (j8F0t)
Posted by: PhilD at February 20, 2020 02:26 PM (vaDQ7)
Posted by: rechill at February 20, 2020 02:48 PM (Q1LXu)
Posted by: rechill at February 20, 2020 02:48 PM (Q1LXu)
House would need to vote to impeach, and the Senate would need to have 66 votes to remove. So almost impossible if the corruption is political advantageous to one side of the aisle.
Posted by: Liberty at February 20, 2020 02:53 PM (RX+GO)
Im a bass player myself.
Fender J and P's and MusicMan are my main rides.
Usually gig with the MusicMan and my Fender 5 string.
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