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Steven Spielberg's Daughter Launches Her Career in Movies
Pornographic Movies, I Mean.

"Aspiring sex worker."

Dream big, I guess.


Steven Spielberg's daughter says she has self-produced adult entertainment videos and is an aspiring sex worker in a new tell-all interview.

Mikaela Spielberg, one of the famed director's seven children, has begun self-producing solo adult film videos at the age of 23, she told The Sun.

Spielberg's daughter, who lives in Nashville, Tenn., has already submitted an application to become a sex worker -- and the self-proclaimed "sexual creature" shared in the revealing interview that her famous father is supportive of her endeavors.

Anyone want to bet she's had mental health problems and drug addiction problems?

Nevermind, I don't want to steal your money.

The 23-year-old added that producing solo porn has made her feel satisfied after having battled years of mental health issues and alcoholism.

"I got really tired of not being able to capitalize on my body and frankly, I got really tired of being told to hate my body," Mikaela told the outlet.

...

The 73-year-old director's daughter opened up about past abuse by "predators" during her early years by "outsiders" who had no relation to the "Jaws" filmmaker. She's also been open about her borderline personality disorder.

She's not going to be any kind of of major porn draw, I'm sad to report. She's the gorky one on the left.

She looks like an awkward overgrown interesex Fraggle.

I don't want to contribute to her mental problems, but you know, sometimes you should hate your body, you know?

So yeah, she's adopted.

Posted by: Ace at 05:23 PM




Comments

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1 Shaving Ryan's Privates

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 19, 2020 05:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 Looking forward to seeing the first pr0n movie with a giant shark.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 05:25 PM (xzI2Z)

3 To dream, the impossible dream...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 19, 2020 05:25 PM (l4C/z)

4 Even in the picture, the gal looks like she's on drugs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 19, 2020 05:25 PM (RIAR/)

5 Painfully ugly.

Posted by: Ha at February 19, 2020 05:26 PM (EiNjl)

6 Dog fuck ugly.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2020 05:26 PM (sNYFR)

7 Her movies will suck.


Or blow.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 19, 2020 05:26 PM (We5+z)

8 The 23-year-old added that producing solo porn has made her feel satisfied after having battled years of mental health issues and alcoholism.


What every dad longs to hear from his daughter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 05:26 PM (xzI2Z)

9 I saw Sexual Creature open for The Plasmatics, The Bottom Line, 1981

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 19, 2020 05:26 PM (qaSBO)

10 >>>1 Shaving Ryan's Privates

Amaslut

Posted by: ace at February 19, 2020 05:26 PM (PbpT7)

11 ET's "finger" is beginning to glow brightly.

IYKWIM

Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2020 05:26 PM (m45I2)

12 Nope.Ugly. Will have to go into Democrat Politics.

Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2020 05:26 PM (90T4r)

13 She looks a little young for alcoholism. Is she certain?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 05:26 PM (xzI2Z)

14 Suspected pedo Stephen Spielberg is a piece of work, all right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 19, 2020 05:26 PM (l4C/z)

15 According to the article she's not going to engage in sex with anyone else on camera. So this is just a big publicity grab.

Meh.

Posted by: kallisto at February 19, 2020 05:26 PM (DJFLF)

16 Money can't buy happiness.

Or looks

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 19, 2020 05:27 PM (rxtQa)

17
E.C. -- The Extra-Chromosome

Posted by: ace at February 19, 2020 05:27 PM (PbpT7)

18 she's not going to engage in sex with anyone else on camera. So this is just a big publicity grab.




WHEW!

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 05:27 PM (HALdu)

19 She has to be mentally ill. Has to be.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 19, 2020 05:27 PM (sWM8x)

20 Stephen : Honey, you are going to need to get a job.

Mikaela : Don't worry, Dad. I'm Onan it.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 05:27 PM (i/01H)

21 The one on the right? I dunno. Might hit it after a few rounds of tequila.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 19, 2020 05:27 PM (qaSBO)

22 10 >>>1 Shaving Ryan's Privates

Amaslut
Posted by: ace at February 19, 2020 05:26 PM (PbpT7)

Shindler's Fist

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

23
Braiders of the Long Muff

Posted by: ace at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (PbpT7)

24 Well, I guess that's how you rebel against your meg-rich daddy who is an award-winning filmmaker. You make *porn*. Like the bit about saving up for her stripper's license. So much to unpack there.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (bDqIh)

25 1
Shaving Ryan's Privates

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 19, 2020 05:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

Damn! Threadwinner and first! Impressive.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (1CjJc)

26 I don't think she's ugly, just a typical lost soul who was immersed in Hollyweird materialism and lack of purpose.

Posted by: kallisto at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (DJFLF)

27 So. What are we talking here?

Long walks on the beach?

Pillow humping

Or, Fuck Machines?

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (i/01H)

28 ET - The Extra Testicle

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (qaSBO)

29 Only if she was the last woman on earth.

Posted by: The end is nigh! Guy at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (+0uDE)

30 Sorry, should read *suspected pedo STEVEN Spielberg

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (l4C/z)

31 The highest quality adopted kiddies come from Cambodia. They never go into pr0n and they leave the bathrooms and kitchen spotless.

Posted by: Angelina Jolie at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (xzI2Z)

32 American Grabtitti.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (We5+z)

33 Anyone want to bet she's had mental health problems and drug addiction problems?



I think Fox's story on this she admits to mental health issues and a drinking problem.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (mpeBU)

34 I feel sorry for her.
I hope she gets her shit together before she dies of a drug overdose in a filthy apartment with nothing but strangers and users around her.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (d7Ww2)

35 It's just all self-absorbed narcissistic bullshit, in the end.

Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (90T4r)

36 Ready Player One

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (i/01H)

37 Im sure porn acting is going to do wonders for her mental health.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (SgI6S)

38 Sad for her.

Ok, I'm over it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (u82oZ)

39 If you think she's fugly with makeup on...


Yikes!

Posted by: Ha at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (EiNjl)

40 Yep, can't wait to not watch that one. Hell, I may not watch it twice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (HaL55)

41 So we're going to get an Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon starring a Spielberg soon?

Posted by: The Institute at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (LhK3i)

42 >>>33 Anyone want to bet she's had mental health problems and drug addiction problems?



I think Fox's story on this she admits to mental health issues and a drinking problem.

...

yeah I should have included that in the post

Posted by: ace at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (PbpT7)

43 Eh, I feel bad about mocking the mentally ill. Unless they're politicians, then it's gloves off.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (RD7QR)

44 What is a solo porn film? Her stripping? doing a dildo?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (so+oy)

45 This could be the type of exhibitionist that even voyeurs don't want to watch.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (m45I2)

46 The 23-year-old added that producing solo porn has made her feel satisfied after having battled years of mental health issues and alcoholism.


What every dad longs to hear from his daughter.
Posted by: Cicero


"And now appearing on center stage!..."

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (sNYFR)

47 Spielberg must be so proud.

Posted by: shibumi... victim of legal wife trafficing in Ohio at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (ZCiJZ)

48 Nice parenting there, Steven and Cate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

49 Ace,

Are you running a live blog for the debate tonight?

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (H9lUe)

50 Oh my god, that girl is ugly! Wow.

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro Wearing A Bikini at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (9vQJW)

51 I feel sorry for her.
I hope she gets her shit together before she dies of a drug overdose in a filthy apartment with nothing but strangers and users around her.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February




This doesn't seem like her kind of place

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (HALdu)

52 "Solo porn"

Isn't that sitting in front of a webcam with an electric toothbrush?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 05:30 PM (xzI2Z)

53 Amy Irving > Kate Capshaw

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 19, 2020 05:30 PM (rxtQa)

54 Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (i/01H)
probably just pics of her in skimpy lingerie, nothing more.
Maybe a nude or two with naughty bits cleverly camouflaged.
This is so stupid.

Posted by: kallisto at February 19, 2020 05:30 PM (DJFLF)

55 Poor kid

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at February 19, 2020 05:30 PM (gMngZ)

56 Anyone want to bet she's had mental health problems and drug addiction problems?



I think Fox's story on this she admits to mental health issues and a drinking problem.

...

yeah I should have included that in the post
Posted by: ace


The one earlier that someone posted from the NYPost didn't mention it.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2020 05:30 PM (sNYFR)

57 No, she's not got the looks for porn. Feminist shrieking a better fit.

Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2020 05:30 PM (90T4r)

58 Surely she's able to buy batteries for her boyfriend?

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 19, 2020 05:30 PM (5Tbnt)

59 Oh, yeah. I discovered that.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at February 19, 2020 05:30 PM (pMGkg)

60 >>>Are you running a live blog for the debate tonight?


no, I'll just have a thread. I may watch for 45 minutes or so, if they're actually debating instead of just attacking Trump.

Posted by: ace at February 19, 2020 05:30 PM (PbpT7)

61 Sinndler's Mish

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 19, 2020 05:30 PM (qaSBO)

62 The 23-year-old added that producing solo porn has made her feel satisfied after having battled years of mental health issues and alcoholism.
---------

It's as if one thing might lead to another.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at February 19, 2020 05:30 PM (61e6C)

63 Sometimes pity is appropriate.

Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2020 05:30 PM (KNsKs)

64 "Solo porn"

Isn't that sitting in front of a webcam with an electric toothbrush?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February




star wars figure, vaseline

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 05:30 PM (HALdu)

65 Raiders of the Lost Snatch.

And that's all I got.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2020 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

66 Im sure porn acting is going to do wonders for her mental health.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (SgI6S)



It cured Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (xzI2Z)

67 She isnt ugly (IMHO) but plain.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (SgI6S)

68 The Poonies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (1CjJc)

69 Career choice: neurosurgeon or porn.

In that case, and in that case only, porn was a good choice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (dpmG8)

70 Jaws! You're gonna need a bigger throat.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (qu1px)

71 Sometimes pity is appropriate.
Posted by: steevy at February




fine, you fuck her

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (HALdu)

72 I feel sorry for her.
I hope she gets her shit together before she dies of a drug overdose in a filthy apartment with nothing but strangers and users around her.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (d7Ww2)
-------------

Yes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (RIAR/)

73 I wonder where she was born. An American adoption or foreign adoption.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (rxtQa)

74 Empire Of The Cunt

Posted by: mark1971 at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (xPl2J)

75 Is she adopted?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

76 Kids today. I tell ya.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (tkNkP)

77 yeah I should have included that in the post 
Posted by: ace 


You did.

Posted by: Ha at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (EiNjl)

78 Quick buck, why not?


Ok, can think of a few reasons

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (ZCEU2)

79 All-ways

Posted by: Axeman at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (DuZls)

80 You would almost wonder if her father was too busy to actually, you know, parent her. Almost...

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (JRaU+)

81 This is unsurprising for some reason. Of course Steven Spielberg's kid is completely screwed up. Of course it's 'other' peoples fault. Of course your fucking colleagues took advantage of her.

Steve, one of the signs of a successful Dad is your Daughter isn't workin' the stripper pole. Well yours isn't stripping but I have some bad news for you...

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (5J6nS)

82 I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (m45I2)

83 ET Bone Home!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (qaSBO)

84 Hooker

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

85 ace, YD posted about one of the Presidential pardonees, a Black woman, going off on TMZ yutz for calling Trump a racist.

Posted by: kallisto at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (DJFLF)

86 >>>68 The Poonies.


hah. "The Return of One-Eyed Willie"

Posted by: ace at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (PbpT7)

87 >> I should have included that in the post


But, who would have seen it there?

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (i/01H)

88 The one on the left? Oh. That's disappointing.

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (aKxkI)

89 Her middle name is "George".

Are we sure she's female?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (so+oy)

90

Can't a gal have her own Hollywood dream, without Daddy getting involved?

Well?

Reading the article in the Aussie paper, she has the victimhood stuff all down pat.

With a Daddy worth what, $3 Billion? And Daddy and Mommy are supporting her "decision"?


Isn't Spielberg considered royalty in Hollywood, or as close to it as it can be?

Sweet Heyzoos.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (sy5kK)

91 Jurassic Pork

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (wCmLp)

92 She's a -1.


That's a negative one, for those of you in Rio Linda.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (HaL55)

93 As I said on the last thread, I'll always give Spielberg credit for making "Schlindler's List" which IMO is one of the best and most harrowing movies ever, and for the first half hour of "Saving Pvt. Ryan." Although I know he's a Hollywood lefty he also put his fortune to good use creating an archive consisting of interviews with Holocaust survivors for the Holocaust museum.

Unlike a lot of Hollywood jagoffs, he's actually done some good. So I can't gloat about this.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (d6Ksn)

94 Watch Me If You Can

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (O8UxM)

95 In-da-end Jones

Posted by: Axeman at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (DuZls)

96 >> feel sorry for her.

I hope she gets her shit together before she dies of a drug overdose
in a filthy apartment with nothing but strangers and users around her.


Me, too, nurse.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (bDqIh)

97 The 23-year-old added that producing solo porn has made her feel satisfied after having battled years of mental health issues and alcoholism.

What's the betting line on her biological parents being crackheads?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (dpmG8)

98 71 I'm not THAT sympathetic....

Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2020 05:33 PM (KNsKs)

99 Steve, one of the signs of a successful Dad is your Daughter isn't workin' the stripper pole.

Well yours isn't stripping but I have some bad news for you...
Posted by: Puddleglum


Oh, she is. She is.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2020 05:33 PM (sNYFR)

100 In the golden age of pron, those movies had parody titles. With Spielberg's adopted daughter, the titles could get really wild:

Jaws
Saving Ryan's Privates
Close Encounters of the ...
$@$! Me If You Can
Nook

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at February 19, 2020 05:33 PM (iuFgi)

101 *Unzips...*
*Clicks to read article*
*...re-zips*
*Joins monastery*

Posted by: I Have Questions at February 19, 2020 05:33 PM (BvNzB)

102 OT:

with goldfish.

Posted by: "Frenchy" Fuqua at February 19, 2020 05:33 PM (FhXTo)

103 With a Daddy worth what, $3 Billion? And Daddy and Mommy are supporting her "decision"?

Isn't Spielberg considered royalty in Hollywood, or as close to it as it can be?

Sweet Heyzoos.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 19, 2020 05:32 PM (sy5kK)


But Trump said puthy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2020 05:33 PM (ptqGC)

104 That pic of her and Daddy is really creepy. She has dead eyes and a 1,000 yard stare while he's grinning at her with a twinkle in his eye. WTF?

Just why did a father let his daughter come into contact with multiple "predators" when she was a child? Why is he "proud" of her becoming a sex worker? Why are Hollywood deviants allowed to adopt kids?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 19, 2020 05:33 PM (COzlW)

105 Your-ass-lick Park

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 19, 2020 05:33 PM (qu1px)

106 LOLGFY.


...wait...

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 19, 2020 05:33 PM (We5+z)

107 >>*Unzips...*
*Clicks to read article*
*...re-zips*
*Joins monastery*



I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 05:33 PM (i/01H)

108

Schindler's Fist

Jurassic Pork

Sucking Ryan's Privates

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2020 05:33 PM (mpeBU)

109 The 23-year-old added that producing solo porn has made her feel satisfied after having battled years of mental health issues and alcoholism.

I fear she lost that battle

She has dead eyes and a 1,000 yard stare while he's grinning at her with a twinkle in his eye.

I think daddy went into her room at night while mommy drank a lot to try to ignore the sounds.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

110 I find this very sad. Sounds like she has a world of problems.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (/669Q)

111 Will be a very short career.

Pun intended.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (3H9h1)

112 I don't want to contribute to her mental problems, but you know, sometimes you should hate your body, you know?

Tell me about it.

And anyway, I'm not really surprised.

Surprised that Spielberg has a daughter, yes; I did not know that. But not surprised about this news; scuttlebutt about Spielberg's paedophilia has been going around Hollywood for years.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (Ki5SV)

113 Apparently, the thought of telling their daughter right from wrong and steering her away from all the evil in Hollyweird never occurred to her parents.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (HaL55)

114 'Special' is the word you're looking for. It's on the tip of your tongue. And you have some on your chin too.

Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (UUkQp)

115 ...and the Oscar goes in

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (i/01H)

116 The fun thing is how she sets everything to the jaws sound track.

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (HALdu)

117 Her fiance, twice her age, is real proud of her.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (+fPHo)

118 Her father directed Jaws
She uses her jaws

Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (CqE5x)

119 An American Tail: Fievel Comes Chest

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

120 Shes gonna have to do gang bangs with dp and brutal anal. Maybe some bondage.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (SgI6S)

121
Spielberg directed "Duel" with Dennis Weaver,I think. It was one of his first. I love that movie. McCloud vs a truck.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (rCwaK)

122 Indiana Jones and the Silver Skull Shaped Dildo

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (so+oy)

123 Hollywood should change its name Pornwood, or perhaps Pervwood.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 19, 2020 05:34 PM (cfkTP)

124 I see lots of BWC movies in her future.

"Fuck me, you racist pig-dog!"

It's her only money shot. Black porn 'actors' get some decent poontang and they get to stick it to/in whitey as a bonus.

Celebrity porn just doesn't have staying power. See: Paris Hilton.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (Y8PSl)

125


E.A.T. The extra terrestrial

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (aKsyK)

126 Flicka

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (i/01H)

127 Sheesh, who pissed off ace ?

I am going back looking at Yanet

https://twitter.com/IamYanetGarcia/status/1221262931385413633/photo/1

Safe for work

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (M+Lyo)

128 Needs more mayo.

Posted by: Debbie Wassername Shultz at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (Tnijr)

129 Star Wars, The Remake: C3PO Does Dallas

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (rLZe7)

130 You would almost wonder if her father was too busy to actually, you know, parent her. Almost...
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 19, 2020 05:31 PM (JRaU+)



"What type of child would you prefer Steven?"

"I dunno. Just get me something that will look good on the cover of People magazine and I won't have to interact with much."

Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (xzI2Z)

131 The BFG.

AKA write your own joke.

(Steve has 7 kids, so he isn't necessarily a terrible father.)

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (oZ6kz)

132 Here is a fun article about Bill Kristol's financial backing.

https://tinyurl.com/Fat-Drunk-and-Stupid-Kristol

It's about what you'd exoect, just in more detail.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (fp3O8)

133 Alternate CNN headline: Trump's economy Force's daughters of multi-millionaires into sex work! Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (0CSd9)

134 Gremlins Do Anal!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (so+oy)

135 I just can't joke about this, its awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (KZzsI)

136 72 I feel sorry for her.
I hope she gets her shit together before she dies of a drug overdose in a filthy apartment with nothing but strangers and users around her.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2020 05:28 PM (d7Ww2)
-------------


This. She's 23, younger than my kids. I've screwed up plenty raising them, but neither of them have decided their life's goal is to do...this. What the hell was Spielberg and his wife doing when they were raising her, if she was sexually abused as a child????

Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (mFoNl)

137 I can't find the TMZ clip, I hope YD links it.

Posted by: kallisto at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (DJFLF)

138 Wait until Pitts kids grow up. And I predicted long ago that one of Kate plus Eight older twin would be working the pole . They recently turned 18 . So far I'm happy that my prediction hasn't come true.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 19, 2020 05:36 PM (rxtQa)

139 For all we know, dad is proud of this. It is Hollywood.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 19, 2020 05:36 PM (dOL3f)

140 I got $10 that says the girl was molested at an early age.. constantly.
Not saying Spielberg did the molesting but I got a $5 bill says that is what happened.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 19, 2020 05:36 PM (pw+jk)

141 Hope she doesn't star in the porno remake of the movie Hook. She might hurt herself.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 19, 2020 05:36 PM (N39Ws)

142 Steven...you are NOT the father!

Posted by: Maury Povich at February 19, 2020 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

143 The dildo is suction cupped to the wall.

repeat

The dildo is suction cupped to the wall.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 05:36 PM (i/01H)

144 So dad was in his 50's when she was adopted. Hmm. I'm thinking classic liberal adornment so Stevie could virtue signal just how woke he was.
Meanwhile the kid got totally messed up in the head.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2020 05:36 PM (axyOa)

145 Seconding eventually she will be a drug addict and a spiraling downward from there.

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 05:36 PM (ZCEU2)

146 I hope she never meets Hunter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2020 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

147 >>That pic of her and Daddy is really creepy. She has dead eyes and a
1,000 yard stare while he's grinning at her with a twinkle in his eye.
WTF?



Just why did a father let his daughter come into contact with
multiple "predators" when she was a child? Why is he "proud" of her
becoming a sex worker? Why are Hollywood deviants allowed to adopt
kids?
- - - -
Spielberg is rumored to be one of the Hollywood predators, with Heather O'Rourke in particular.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2020 05:36 PM (bDqIh)

148 134 Gremlins Do Anal!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (so+oy)
----
Love your hash!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 19, 2020 05:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

149 Hollywood should change its name Pornwood, or perhaps Pervwood.

PEDOWOOD

If I had the money I'd pay someone to vandalize the Hollywood sign with that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (KZzsI)

150 Sometimes, a kid is screwed up, all on their own. Not always Daddy and Mommy's fault.

Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (90T4r)

151 Is she doing this with her mom?

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (HALdu)

152 Everyone is just reading the titles from their VCR tape collection now.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (qu1px)

153 Too bad you can't do THAT for a living.
Estelle Costanza

Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (KNsKs)

154 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Johnny Depp at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (mYywn)

155 According to the article she's not going to engage in sex with anyone else on camera. So this is just a big publicity grab.

In the 80s there was a prOn star named Jerica Fox, one of "The Boobsie Twins," who starred with her "sister" Erica. Jerica was known as "The Virgin Porn Star" because she would strip and dance, but never engage in any sexual contact on camera.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (Ki5SV)

156 Not really a story I'd take a lot of delight in bashing on. She sounds like a real mess.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

157 This. She's 23, younger than my kids. I've screwed up plenty raising them, but neither of them have decided their life's goal is to do...this. What the hell was Spielberg and his wife doing when they were raising her, if she was sexually abused as a child????
Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (mFoNl)

It's a safe bet he was away on location much of the time. What mom was doing, I don't know.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (d6Ksn)

158 It takes years and years of focus and flawless execution on film to become a movie star, but flash your no-no bits on video and have them publicly pounded just once, - PORN STAR!

G_d Bless America!

Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (ATCV4)

159 99:Oh, she is. She is.
Posted by: rickb223



Oh.

Well, Steve, you suck as a father but you have more money than some countries, so all good, Yo!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (5J6nS)

160 Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (M+Lyo)

Ah, your Internet pron debut. Blowing the margins.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 19, 2020 05:38 PM (NWiLs)

161 There's an application for sex worker ?

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 05:38 PM (lhUp5)

162 I'm sure Spielberg's other kids are all sane, normal young people.

Also, I have a bridge in Arizona I can sell you cheap.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 19, 2020 05:38 PM (COzlW)

163 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon

Munch

War Whores

Polterhure

Who Rogered the Fanged Rabbit?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 19, 2020 05:38 PM (9t0Zz)

164 I discovered the hard way, that dysfunction IS contagious.

Other peoples dysfunction can end up infecting your entire life, if you don't quarantine it.

Posted by: Oz, the Great at February 19, 2020 05:38 PM (NgKpN)

165 Spielberg is rumored to be one of the Hollywood predators, with Heather O'Rourke in particular.

that makes me want to beat him into a paste with my bare hands. These days I'd have to take several breaks but it would be worth it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 05:39 PM (KZzsI)

166 off sock

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 19, 2020 05:39 PM (NgKpN)

167 Oh, and 23 is old enough to know better.

Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2020 05:39 PM (90T4r)

168 Jaws 12" - The Gapening

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 19, 2020 05:39 PM (qaSBO)

169 Wow. What a messed up woman.

"Recover your sanity and sobriety through porn and this one neat trick!"

Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 05:39 PM (Y4EXg)

170 150 Sometimes, a kid is screwed up, all on their own. Not always Daddy and Mommy's fault.
Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (90T4r)

That's true too.

I've known people who were good parents who ended up with f'ed up kids.

I don't know the truth in this case. I sure don't take any pleasure in it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 05:39 PM (d6Ksn)

171 140 According to the aspiring star, the "Schindler's List" director and his wife, Kate Capshaw, were "intrigued" when she shared the news with them of her new porn gig over the weekend. She added that
her parents were"not upset" by her revelation.
Well...aren't they "enlightened". Sounds like they did a helluva job with her.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 19, 2020 05:36 PM (sf1AO)


Helluva job, parents. Helluva job.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 05:39 PM (dpmG8)

172 Swipe left.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at February 19, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

173 Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (M+Lyo)

The margins get blown in a porn thread.

2 pt font FTW!

All you need to do is add a space to break the text string.

Posted by: tbodie at February 19, 2020 05:39 PM (V0CWC)

174 You can feel good about yourself without liking how you look.

Just ask Ace.

Heeey-oooohhhh!

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 19, 2020 05:39 PM (+DS2f)

175 Cindy Crawford's son just got a face tattoo .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 19, 2020 05:39 PM (rxtQa)

176 Oh my god, that girl is ugly! Wow.

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro Wearing A Bikini at February 19, 2020 05:29 PM (9vQJW)



Exidor LIVES!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (HaL55)

177 I have an idea- instead of going into porn, why not try to fix the problem?

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (IMdOQ)

178 167 Oh, and 23 is old enough to know better.
Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2020 05:39 PM (90T4r)

"23 and Me"

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

179 156
Not really a story I'd take a lot of delight in bashing on. She sounds like a real mess.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

Yeah. This story is depressing. Why couldn't she have just virtue=signaled her #ClimateWokeness by becoming the Big City Bicycle Concessionaire Supreme?
Open a craft brewery, at least, a chain of doggie groomers/babysitters, some damn thing.

Posted by: kallisto at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (DJFLF)

180 Raiders of the Lost Arse

Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (Y4EXg)

181 OT

Does anyone have a link to that picture of Buttigieg and his hubby on a swing?

Posted by: IrishEi at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (sGotD)

182 She will have to do lesbo too. Probably dominatrix lesbo stuff. Get slapped around then have to munch muff.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (SgI6S)

183 War Whores.



I'm done now. It's out of my system. Poor thing.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (qu1px)

184 def must have serious mental problems.

also, good thing her dad has plenty of money, cause she aint gonna make a lot.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (M+Lyo)

185 i wonder how old she was when she was adopted, and what the birth parents were like?

over/under on drug/alcohol use during gestation?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (rMz3V)

186 150 Sometimes, a kid is screwed up, all on their own. Not always Daddy and Mommy's fault.
Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (90T4r)


You'd have to know her real parents. Maybe this is just an hereditary echo of their problems.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (dpmG8)

187 >>>153 Too bad you can't do THAT for a living.
Estelle Costanza

haha

classic scene

Posted by: ace at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (PbpT7)

188 "I got really tired of not being able to capitalize on my body"

We tried. We really did.

Posted by: pornhub at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (CTN7u)

189 >>> I got really tired of not being able to capitalize on my body

The layers of personal issues that lead to that statement.... To think what her life must have been to get that statement to sound not just passable, and simply not inducing of cringe, but actually sound good to her....

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (Y6UV7)

190 Snatch me if you Can.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (Y4EXg)

191 None of his kids has any talent, or else they'd have gotten to helm a few movies already ala Max Landis and Jason Reitman and Oz Perkins.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (oZ6kz)

192 Your left or my left? Confused.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (Dhht7)

193 over/under on drug/alcohol use during gestation?
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (rMz3V)


99/1. And there's no reason gestation should be any different than any other time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (dpmG8)

194 Spielberg is rumored to be one of the Hollywood predators, with Heather O'Rourke in particular.



that makes me want to beat him into a paste with my bare hands.
These days I'd have to take several breaks but it would be worth it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 05:39 PM (KZzsI)

===
That is why God invented hammers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (pw+jk)

195 171 140 According to the aspiring star, the "Schindler's List" director and his wife, Kate Capshaw, were "intrigued" when she shared the news with them of her new porn gig over the weekend. She added that
her parents were"not upset" by her revelation.
Well...aren't they "enlightened". Sounds like they did a helluva job with her.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 19, 2020 05:36 PM (sf1AO)

If that's actually true, they are all seriously f'ed in the head.

It's sad.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (d6Ksn)

196
Does anyone have a link to that picture of Buttigieg and his hubby on a swing?



******


Gorilla this morning

Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (m45I2)

197 [ ] Hot Mess
[X] Not Hot Mess

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (lhUp5)

198 guessing getting 0 hits is not going to make things better for her

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (HALdu)

199 132 Here is a fun article about Bill Kristol's financial backing.

Democrat money?

I'm SHOCKED, SHOCKED I tell you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, SHOCKED at the news at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (sy5kK)

200 "The Conservative Case For Sending Your Youngest Daughter Thru Porn School"

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (IMdOQ)

201 Does anyone have a link to that picture of Buttigieg and his hubby on a swing?
Posted by: IrishEi at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (sGotD)
---------
OregonMuse had it in his gorilla pundit thread today.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 19, 2020 05:42 PM (/669Q)

202 Some people should never have children.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 19, 2020 05:42 PM (rLZe7)

203 She is and has been troubled for a while. The Spielbergs have several other children ( see below) who seem to be doing well so I am not sure it's fair to blame them for this. In fact, I actually feel sorry for Steven and Kate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJe08DugRDc

Posted by: corn and beans at February 19, 2020 05:42 PM (tkNkP)

204 "...has begun self-producing solo adult film videos at the age of 23..."

Isn't that what they call "webcamming naked"?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 19, 2020 05:42 PM (6eEQ+)

205 So on the hot crazy matrix she is a confirmed 0?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 19, 2020 05:42 PM (0OmEj)

206 >>>>148 134 Gremlins Do Anal!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2020 05:35 PM (so+oy)
----
Love your hash!

is this Jonah Goldberg's alt?

Posted by: ace at February 19, 2020 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

207 Probably one of the darkest recesses of "Empowerment" is very marginal women trying to pass themselves off as sex objects.

Nobody wants to see these people.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2020 05:42 PM (j3npP)

208 189 >>> I got really tired of not being able to capitalize on my body

The layers of personal issues that lead to that statement.... To think what her life must have been to get that statement to sound not just passable, and simply not inducing of cringe, but actually sound good to her....
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (Y6UV7)


This.

Who the hell says something like that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 05:42 PM (dpmG8)

209 Does anyone have a link to that picture of Buttigieg and his hubby on a swing?

Posted by: IrishEi at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (sGotD)


It was on the ape thread this morning. And it's.....special.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2020 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

210 Star Whores

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2020 05:42 PM (HZRln)

211 Schindler's Dick.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 19, 2020 05:42 PM (mYywn)

212 PEDOWOOD

If I had the money I'd pay someone to vandalize the Hollywood sign with that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 05:37 PM (KZzsI)

=======

You won, correct.

I would love to see a federal investigation on civil rights grounds for local and state officials not prosecuting child molesters in Pedowood. However, I doubt the current FBI is the right choice to do the investigation.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 19, 2020 05:42 PM (cfkTP)

213 My opinion: Spielberg is a pedo. There have been rumors, and accusations from kids who appeared in his movies. Apparently they would be picked up by limo and driven to private estates where they would be chosen by adults for an afternoon's fun. The daughter is careful to say "outsiders" did it but that doesn't mean it wasn't Daddy who gave her to them.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 19, 2020 05:42 PM (COzlW)

214 An American Tail

Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 05:43 PM (Y4EXg)

215 I know great kids with the most fucked up parents in history.

I had a friend who was a social worker who said, basically, that 40% of the kids she dealt with would be fine no matter what, and 40% were going to be fucked up no matter what you did. Her job was to worry about the 20% that could go either way.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 19, 2020 05:43 PM (+DS2f)

216 Jaws

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 19, 2020 05:43 PM (mYywn)

217 Poltergash

Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 05:43 PM (Y4EXg)

218 Shows what kind of a parent he was...Gee none of PDT's kids want to be sex workers? Go figure

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2020 05:43 PM (85Gof)

219 You'd have to know her real parents. Maybe this is just an hereditary echo of their problems.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (dpmG

That's what I posted before. Nature vs Nurture. Before I saw her pic I was guessing Russian adoption.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 19, 2020 05:43 PM (rxtQa)

220 I'm thinking it's not too late for Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2020 05:43 PM (ATCV4)

221 Jurassic Pork is the clear winner here.

The late Bernie Kliban comments:

https://tinyurl.com/Pork-B-Kliban

Posted by: Sharkman at February 19, 2020 05:43 PM (fp3O8)

222 She added that her parents were"not upset" by her revelation.

Oh, that's nice. She got cool parents.

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2020 05:44 PM (IMdOQ)

223 Okay - just one more: Hook-er.

Now I'm all spent. IYKWIM

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 19, 2020 05:44 PM (qu1px)

224 You'd have to know her real parents. Maybe this is just an hereditary echo of their problems.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 05:40 PM (dpmG

That's what I posted before. Nature vs Nurture. Before I saw her pic I was guessing Russian adoption.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 19, 2020 05:43 PM (rxtQa)

Which one is she? The White or Black kid?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2020 05:44 PM (85Gof)

225 Probably one of the darkest recesses of "Empowerment" is very marginal women trying to pass themselves off as sex objects.
=====

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 19, 2020 05:44 PM (JcXHH)

226 Thanks, guys! I forgot about that.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 19, 2020 05:44 PM (sGotD)

227 Oh, that's nice. She got cool parents.
Posted by: t-bird at February




they just want her out of the house

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 05:44 PM (HALdu)

228 Your-Ass-A Park

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 19, 2020 05:45 PM (COzlW)

229 Probably one of the darkest recesses of "Empowerment" is very marginal women trying to pass themselves off as sex objects.

Nobody wants to see these people.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2020 05:42 PM (j3npP)


Triggleypuff porn would turn us all into stick-thin, starving Ethiopians. Who could eat after watching some of that?

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 05:45 PM (Y8PSl)

230 Who really gives a fucking continental? No one cares. And for the record I wouldn't, not even with yours.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 19, 2020 05:45 PM (bgJ0E)

231 189 >>> I got really tired of not being able to capitalize on my body

The layers of personal issues that lead to that statement.... To think what her life must have been to get that statement to sound not just passable, and simply not inducing of cringe, but actually sound good to her....
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 19, 2020 05:41 PM (Y6UV7)

Yeah, I don't get that with what the hell she looks like.

Not a 1.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 19, 2020 05:45 PM (NgKpN)

232 Which one is she? The White or Black kid?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2020 05:44 PM (85Go

Black kid.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 19, 2020 05:45 PM (rxtQa)

233 they just want her out of the house
Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 05:44 PM (HALdu)

Their house is undoubtedly so big she could probably take over a wing without even ever bumping into them.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 05:45 PM (d6Ksn)

234 Does anyone have a link to that picture of Buttigieg and his hubby on a swing?

That is the gayest thing I've seen since Liberace came out

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 05:46 PM (KZzsI)

235 A.I. Ass Infestation

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 19, 2020 05:46 PM (mYywn)

236 So yeah, she's adopted.

She was acquired as a virtue-signaling accessory to be displayed at all the right social events. What we're seeing now is the result of the neglect between those appearances in front of cameras.

Posted by: Bert G at February 19, 2020 05:46 PM (OMsf+)

237 Their house is undoubtedly so big she could probably take over a wing without even ever bumping into them.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February




yes

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 05:46 PM (HALdu)

238 Too late to give Steven Spielberg the Father of the Year award that Clinton won?

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2020 05:46 PM (xSo9G)

239 Stephen Spielberg did hang around Micheal Jackson an awful lot and made alot of kid friendly movies.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 19, 2020 05:46 PM (dKiJG)

240 (Cue 'Jaws' soundtrack; with apologies to Ms. Kintner)

"I just found out, that a girl got porned here last week, and you knew it! You knew there was a porn site out there! You knew it was perverse! But you let onaninsts jerk off anyway? You knew all those things! But still my daughter is DP'ed now. And there's nothing you can do about it. My daughter is airtight. I wanted you to know that."

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 05:47 PM (XzT/D)

241 Daughter? from a previous encounter or adopted?

Posted by: Bidens aneurysms at February 19, 2020 05:47 PM (6XlcD)

242 True fact: SS was the tax collector in Blues Brothers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2020 05:47 PM (1CjJc)

243 227 Oh, that's nice. She got cool parents.
Posted by: t-bird at February




they just want her out of the house
Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 05:44 PM (HALdu)

He was going, who the hell is this? Sure does not look like one of my kids.

Where did this one come from?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 19, 2020 05:47 PM (NgKpN)

244 I heard once that teens and MILFs make money at porn. Those in between have trouble.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2020 05:47 PM (HZRln)

245

Not sure it was solely the adoption that messed her up (I am adopted and it's strange sometimes) but that toxic culture she was around and the endless bank account. Seen many natural born rich kids go off the deep end.

She was fucked from the get go, adopted, money and Hollywood.

Maybe Tom Hanks practiced on her while Dad wasn't around.

She has a nice bod.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 19, 2020 05:47 PM (Pr5if)

246 Seems the best case scenario would be to have Kate Capshaw's DNA and be raised by someone else.

Posted by: Carl at February 19, 2020 05:47 PM (11SJv)

247 "What does Mikaela mean?

Mikaela Pronunciation of Mikaela as a girls' name is a Hebrew name, and the meaning of the name Mikaela is "who is like God?". "


That takes the cake.

Posted by: Hard Day Bad Knights at February 19, 2020 05:47 PM (ZQR/T)

248 Triggleypuff porn would turn us all into stick-thin, starving Ethiopians. Who could eat after watching some of that?
Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 05:45 PM (Y8PSl)

I hear some are into Schmoo.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 19, 2020 05:47 PM (qu1px)

249 225
Probably one of the darkest recesses of "Empowerment" is very marginal women trying to pass themselves off as sex objects.

=====



This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 19, 2020 05:44 PM (JcXHH)

He said marginal, not lard and all.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2020 05:47 PM (1CjJc)

250 48 Nice parenting there, Steven and Cate.
______________

In the Daily Mail article, she claims to have been sexually abused as a child. The Speilbergs adopted her when she was a baby. She says the abusers (plural) were not in her family or among her parents' circle of friends. But this girl's father is a billionaire. Why didn't she just tell him about the abuse? How did the parents not notice this was going on under their noses? She says she started abusing alcohol at age 11 to cope, so she was under 11 when this abuse occurred (if it happened). Either the Spielbergs are really awful parents, or this chick is lying. Or maybe both.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 19, 2020 05:48 PM (k4dH2)

251 >> Sometimes, a kid is screwed up, all on their own. Not always Daddy and Mommy's fault.


In the linked article she says she was abused by an "outsider" - which makes wonder when (at what age) and by whom.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2020 05:48 PM (bDqIh)

252 Close Encounters Of A Surprise Anal Kind

Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2020 05:48 PM (ATCV4)

253 Probably one of the darkest recesses of "Empowerment" is very marginal women trying to pass themselves off as sex objects.
=====

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 19, 2020 05:44 PM

The criteria was "very marginal", not abysmal.
Next!

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 19, 2020 05:48 PM (We5+z)

254 Weird but porn was one thing I never considered as a career. Drug Sales, Murder Incorporated, Fraud yeah sure, but never porn

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2020 05:48 PM (85Gof)

255 234
Does anyone have a link to that picture of Buttigieg and his hubby on a swing?



That is the gayest thing I've seen since Liberace came out

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 05:46 PM (KZzsI)


https://bit.ly/2SERFUZ

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 19, 2020 05:48 PM (N39Ws)

256 ...borderline personality disorder...


*********

Borderline?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2020 05:48 PM (m45I2)

257 I had a friend who was a social worker who said, basically, that 40% of the kids she dealt with would be fine no matter what, and 40% were going to be fucked up no matter what you did. Her job was to worry about the 20% that could go either way.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 19, 2020 05:43 PM (+DS2f)


One of our kids was friends (briefly) with a kid who gave me a very bad vibe. Obsequious to adults, an a-hole to weaker kids, dumb, and vicious. I could easily see him tormenting animals or something. I periodically scan the papers for his arrest on something or other.

The thing is, his parents were great, and so was his sister. But the nucleotides really got scrambled in his case. Rotten kid, comin' and goin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 05:48 PM (dpmG8)

258 Somebody failed this poor girl. Sad!

Adopted into riches we could only imagine and she thinks porn is the answer to her problems?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 19, 2020 05:49 PM (0OmEj)

259 >>In the linked article she says she was abused by an "outsider" -


My money is on Pony boy.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 05:49 PM (i/01H)

260 I don't want to sniff her hair. I'll hire her for the staff after-party in South Carolina, though.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 19, 2020 05:49 PM (COzlW)

261 In the linked article she says she was abused by an "outsider" - which makes wonder when (at what age) and by whom.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2020 05:48 PM (bDqIh)

Pony Boy?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 19, 2020 05:49 PM (xPJvm)

262 Agree its not always the parents, sometimes its a counter culture strike against them

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 05:49 PM (ZCEU2)

263 Hollywood: money, drugs, sex, depravity, twisted values.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 05:49 PM (oVJmc)

264 In the linked article she says she was abused by an "outsider"
=====

The illegal alien gardener?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 19, 2020 05:49 PM (JcXHH)

265 I saw Awkward Overgrown Interesex Fraggle open for Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem at the National Marionette Theatre in '88.

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 19, 2020 05:49 PM (0CSd9)

266 >>In the linked article she says she was abused by an "outsider"


Bloomberg?

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 05:49 PM (i/01H)

267 So yeah, she's adopted.

Yeah, I kinda figured that.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 05:50 PM (nKjc6)

268 *glares at garrett*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 19, 2020 05:50 PM (xPJvm)

269 Minority Porn Report

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 19, 2020 05:50 PM (rxtQa)

270 Their house is undoubtedly so big she could probably take over a wing without even ever bumping into them.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February




bernie

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 05:50 PM (HALdu)

271 Super 8 Gang Bangs

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 19, 2020 05:50 PM (mYywn)

272 Close Encounters of the Cooter Kind

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 19, 2020 05:50 PM (a4EWo)

273 Duel....Entry

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 19, 2020 05:51 PM (mYywn)

274 (continued)

"I'm only trying to say that Hollywood is a porn town. We need porn dollars. Now, if the people can't perv here, they'll be happy to perv at the beaches of Epstein's island, in Richard Simmons' workout rooms, Harry Reid's 'fun room'..."

"That doesn't mean we have to serve them up as a smorgasbord!"

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 05:51 PM (XzT/D)

275 legalinsurrection.com/rep maxine waters i want ag william barr out of doj disbarred disgraced investigated

Mad Max is either off her meds or really worried what Barr will find.

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 05:51 PM (ZCEU2)

276 Boris and the Tories just banned low skill non-English speaking immigration into the UK. they are getting out of the Import A New Electorate business.

Posted by: x at February 19, 2020 05:51 PM (nFwvY)

277 Grim Limbs

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 19, 2020 05:51 PM (rxtQa)

278 and Dwyane Wade's it say's it knew it's gender at 3, 3 these people are sick

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 19, 2020 05:51 PM (dKiJG)

279 they just want her out of the house


With their money, they could've just bought her an island somewhere. Or a small Eastern European country.

Or sent her to film school. There seems like any number of wholesome things they could've done for her that wouldn't have resulted in the hot mess she sounds like now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 05:51 PM (HaL55)

280 232 Which one is she? The White or Black kid?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2020 05:44 PM (85Go

Black kid.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 19, 2020 05:45 PM (rxtQa)


Apparently the only one who's adopted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 05:51 PM (dpmG8)

281 Schindler's Schlong

Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2020 05:52 PM (ATCV4)

282 The 73-year-old director's daughter opened up about past abuse by "predators"

Alien bastards.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 19, 2020 05:52 PM (CTN7u)

283 266 >>In the linked article she says she was abused by an "outsider"

Bloomberg?
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 05:49 PM (i/01H)


Weinstein?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 05:52 PM (dpmG8)

284 When I was young I figured out a way to capitalize on my body.


I dragged it out of bed every morning, went to school, applied myself and worked my way into a well-paying career. Thanks Mom & Dad!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM (m45I2)

285 My new favorite song for today, Monkeys vs Donkeys

https://tinyurl.com/rn2ry8m

Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM (Tnijr)

286 "I'm not gonna stand here and see that thing spread open and see that mentally disturbed entitled brat spill out all over my laptop."

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM (XzT/D)

287 For the Germans: Gross Encounters of the Turd Kind.

Posted by: Axeman at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM (DuZls)

288 @109

I think daddy went into her room at night while mommy drank a lot to try to ignore the sounds.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

That will come out once Steven is in the ground and his will executed.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM (gocCp)

289 legalinsurrection.com/rep maxine waters i want ag william barr out of doj disbarred disgraced investigated

Good, that means she's at risk.

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM (CDGwz)

290 That period of boutique adopting was like 20 years long, with people getting a stunt baby from some third world nation to pose with and get interviews about. I wonder how many of them turned out awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

291 Chitty, chitty, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM (HZRln)

292 > Amy Irving > Kate Capshaw

Amy was just spectacular back in the day.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM (Ewo9R)

293 >>283 266 >>In the linked article she says she was abused by an "outsider"


Pony Boy?

lying dog-faced pony boy?

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM (XzT/D)

294 "I'm only trying to say that Hollywood is a porn town. We need porn dollars. Now, if the people can't perv here, they'll be happy to perv at the beaches of Epstein's island, in Richard Simmons' workout rooms, Harry Reid's 'fun room'..."

"That doesn't mean we have to serve them up as a smorgasbord!"
Posted by: Zod



Should make one big perv town in Nevada.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2020 05:54 PM (sNYFR)

295
Jaws Wide Open

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2020 05:54 PM (eXA4G)

296 > Chitty, chitty, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang

I think you mean Clitty-Clitty Gang Bang.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 05:54 PM (Ewo9R)

297 I think daddy went into her room at night while mommy drank a lot to try to ignore the sounds.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor




think that is backwards

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 05:54 PM (HALdu)

298 What a major parenting fail.

Posted by: Joel Steinberg at February 19, 2020 05:55 PM (pGjet)

299 290 That period of boutique adopting was like 20 years long, with people getting a stunt baby from some third world nation to pose with and get interviews about. I wonder how many of them turned out awful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM (KZzsI)


Celebrities all rushed to adopt their Third World promotional six-pack.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 05:55 PM (dpmG8)

300 ...by an "outsider"

******

What, like Grizzly Adams?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2020 05:55 PM (m45I2)

301 293 >>283 266 >>In the linked article she says she was abused by an "outsider"


Pony Boy?

lying dog-faced pony boy?
Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM (XzT/D

I'll go with the Wax On, Wax Off kid.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 05:55 PM (lhUp5)

302 It's a carcaradon cocksuck carcharias. It's a Porn Star.

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 05:55 PM (XzT/D)

303 Trump is choosing Ambassador Richard Grenell to be ODNI.

First openly gay cabinet member.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 19, 2020 05:55 PM (fp3O8)

304 > Amy was just spectacular back in the day.

(does image search)

She still looks pretty damned good. She should lose the fake blonde hair, though. That doesn't work on her at all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 05:56 PM (Ewo9R)

305 291 Chitty, chitty, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM (HZRln)

Hey now, Truly Scrumpcious was pretty dang hot.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 19, 2020 05:56 PM (NgKpN)

306 Thousands of American children waiting for adoption and these idiots went 5000 miles away to find one to show off their virtue and caaarrring. Despicable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 05:56 PM (KZzsI)

307 The thing is that in that photo she doesn't look excessively bright, unless maybe she was high as a kite at the time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 05:56 PM (dpmG8)

308 Huh. Trump is going to name Rick Grenell ODNI.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2020 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)

309 Sex slave of a Gladiator in a Turkish Prison

Posted by: Ben Had at February 19, 2020 05:56 PM (NoO9J)

310 Sex work and pornography are empowering to women!


How dare you objectify me!


Hey, come listen to my poetry about my vagina and marvel at my period blood art.

I am more than my body!

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 19, 2020 05:56 PM (9hauA)

311 Ciao ace,

dunno if you saw my comment yesterday - the Netflix docu series "Dogs" has one episode in Italian (about a fisherman 's dog on Lake Como)

I think it's ep 3

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 19, 2020 05:56 PM (G546f)

312 292 > Amy Irving > Kate Capshaw

Amy was just spectacular back in the day.
_______________

Yep, I never understood that. Capshaw was just meh. Kinda ordinary for Hollywood.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 19, 2020 05:56 PM (k4dH2)

313 Trump is choosing Ambassador Richard Grenell to be ODNI.

First openly gay cabinet member.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 19, 2020 05:55 PM (fp3O

But But But PDT hates gays?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2020 05:56 PM (85Gof)

314 Hey now, Truly Scrumpcious was pretty dang hot.

Ian Fleming was that way with names

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 05:57 PM (KZzsI)

315 292 > Amy Irving > Kate Capshaw

Amy was just spectacular back in the day.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM (Ewo9R)

Amy reportedly took Spielberg for $100mm in the divorce. Kate was probably better for him, in the long run.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 19, 2020 05:57 PM (iuFgi)

316 Hey now, Truly Scrumpcious was pretty dang hot.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 19, 2020 05:56 PM (NgKpN)
---
The true fingerprint that Ian Flemming wrote a kids' book.

Posted by: Axeman at February 19, 2020 05:57 PM (DuZls)

317 I would love to see a federal investigation on civil rights grounds for local and state officials not prosecuting child molesters in Pedowood. However, I doubt the current FBI is the right choice to do the investigation.

Posted by: William Eaton


They've probably been helping keep it under wraps. Hell, the IRS has been overlooking "Hollywood accounting" for how long? It keeps the donations coming...along with keeping serious leverage over them.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 19, 2020 05:57 PM (OUMaO)

318 (With apologies to Quint)

"Girl goes in the poorly-furnished studio. Donkey-cocked man in the studio. Man in the girl. 'Farewell and adieu you fair ladies of Spain..."

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 05:57 PM (XzT/D)

319 That period of boutique adopting was like 20 years long, with people getting a stunt baby from some third world nation to pose with and get interviews about. I wonder how many of them turned out awful.

I feel like this trend is behind a lot of the Elites' desire for open borders, honestly

they have third world children to support, so so should YOU

in my own family, domestic adoptions worked out really well, Chinese adoptions worked out really well, and the Russian/Ukrainian adoptions are literally not even talked about because they look pretty much exactly like us and no one knows (I have a big family and even my relatives with their own kids happily adopted).

I don't know any bad stories to share about foreign adoptions - or domestic..I know domestics have a lot of horror stories but my direct experience was all really good. (not mine but that of my cousins/extended family).

ANYWAY. .... whoever suggested googling Speilberg and Carol anne.... UGH why did I do that?!?!

I hope that's all made up

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 19, 2020 05:57 PM (j9HX3)

320 303 Hopefully a conservative, really could give a leep if ghey or not.

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 05:58 PM (ZCEU2)

321 313 Trump is choosing Ambassador Richard Grenell to be ODNI.

First openly gay cabinet member.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 19, 2020 05:55 PM (fp3O

Most importantly, he's a smart and capable man - not just a token.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 05:58 PM (d6Ksn)

322 Trump is choosing Ambassador Richard Grenell to be ODNI.

Hope it's true... he's great

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2020 05:58 PM (6XlcD)

323 Jerry Van Dyke's daughter (Dick's niece) did porn for a while and wound up killing herself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

324 Anyone want to bet she's had mental health problems and drug addiction problems daddy-issues?

Nevermind, I don't want to steal your money.

"Mikaela says she draws the line at having sex with another person on camera out of respect for her fiance Chuck Pankow, 47"

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 19, 2020 05:58 PM (6K3U5)

325 First openly gay cabinet member.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 19, 2020 05:55 P

Yay?

Posted by: Ha at February 19, 2020 05:58 PM (EiNjl)

326 Didn't Laurence Fishburne's daughter do porn too?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 19, 2020 05:59 PM (JcXHH)

327 The SugarTits Express

Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2020 05:59 PM (ATCV4)

328 >>313 Trump is choosing Ambassador Richard Grenell to be ODNI.


Prudent. ODNI is useless as tits on a bull. AA hire, put in a bureaucratic backwater.

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 05:59 PM (XzT/D)

329 Didn't fishburne's duaghter do something?

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 05:59 PM (HALdu)

330 Grenell to DNI? Good. Outsider. And clearly understands he works for the policies of the president who appoints him.

Even though much better would be to abolish the office and post-9/11 structure altogether.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2020 05:59 PM (El6T/)

331
no, I'll just have a thread. I may watch for 45 minutes or so, if they're actually debating instead of just attacking Trump.
Posted by: ace
------

They've never debated. It's always essentially a Dem forum.

It *is* possible that the knives will come out tonight. The question is, who will get skewered?

It's kinda make it or break it time for for everyone but Bernie and Bloomie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at February 19, 2020 05:59 PM (kXJSE)

332 wow I love Grenell! he will be awesome!

great pick!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 19, 2020 05:59 PM (j9HX3)

333 Just looked it up. Steven Spielberg's career is astounding. He must be fabulously, fabulously wealthy.

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2020 06:00 PM (IMdOQ)

334 "Mikaela says she draws the line at having sex with another person on camera out of respect for her fiance Chuck Pankow, 47"
Posted by: Grimaldi


So she's just a cam girl.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2020 06:00 PM (sNYFR)

335 I know a fair number of people who adopted Romanian kids in the 1990's. Kids who had been in those awful orphanages under the Commie regime.

And a lot of those kids are still very f'ed up.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 06:00 PM (d6Ksn)

336 >>> her famous father is supportive of her endeavors.

Translation: he's so worn down by his non-stop struggles with her dysfunction that he's thrown his hands up for the sake of his own sanity. As the father of a rebellious and self-destructive daughter who deliberately made bad decisions to 'get back' at her mom and I for slights real and imagined, I understand completely.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 19, 2020 06:00 PM (HmZuC)

337 What does ODNI stand for?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2020 06:01 PM (WI7YS)

338 > Amy reportedly took Spielberg for $100mm in the divorce.

Wikipedia says that Willie Nelson actually got to tap that when they were doing Honeysuckle Rose.

So, yeah, go Willie!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 06:01 PM (Ewo9R)

339 Did ya ever notice that MUMR is like a neon sign? On one minute, off the next, on one minute, off the next...

Posted by: Old Blue at February 19, 2020 06:01 PM (VNmG1)

340 the great story here for anybody willing to find it and write about it and explain it is this vast left-wing conspiracy that has been pushing the idea that Joe Biden was ever viable

he isn't now

he wasn't then

he never was

THE BIG LIE TO SUPPORT THE DONK IMPEACHMENT NARRATIVE

Posted by: REDACTED at February 19, 2020 06:01 PM (rpxSz)

341 Just looked it up. Steven Spielberg's career is astounding. He must be fabulously, fabulously wealthy.
Posted by: t-bird


Understatement.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2020 06:01 PM (sNYFR)

342 "Mikaela says she draws the line at having sex with another person on camera out of respect for her fiance Chuck Pankow, 47"
Posted by: Grimaldi
---------

Ah. A woman with principles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at February 19, 2020 06:01 PM (kXJSE)

343 That period of boutique adopting was like 20 years
long, with people getting a stunt baby from some third world nation to
pose with and get interviews about. I wonder how many of them turned
out awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 05:53 PM



You can follow the fashionable accessory timeline:
- Tiny dog in purse
- Minority kid from third world
- Toddler is "trans"

I'm afraid to see what the next trend is.

Posted by: Bert G at February 19, 2020 06:01 PM (OMsf+)

344 >>323 Jerry Van Dyke's daughter (Dick's niece) did porn for a while and wound up killing herself.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 05:58 PM (oVJmc)


Webb Hubbell's daughter (Hillary's daughter) did porn for awhile and wound up

(types)
(deletes)

Brain bleach. Like tears in the rain. Time to die.

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 06:01 PM (XzT/D)

345 Grennell seems pretty based. I have the traditional Christian view on homosexuality, but I'd vote for him over any straight Dem if he ran for president.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 19, 2020 06:01 PM (9hauA)

346 I might have to watch some of this debate just to see Mikey squirm in his platform shoes.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 06:01 PM (lhUp5)

347 Just looked it up. Steven Spielberg's career is astounding. He must be fabulously, fabulously wealthy.


According to Bing, $3.62B.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

348 Actually Grenell might be less useful at DNI (which, again, shouldn't exist anyway). He's been an extremely unusually active and effective ambassador (most generally aren't, nor are they expected or directed to be, active I mean) in a place that is little but trouble (Germany).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2020 06:02 PM (El6T/)

349 Did ya ever notice that MUMR is like a neon sign? On one minute, off the next, on one minute, off the next...
Posted by: Old Blue


Like AOC when asked if someone's blinker was working.

"Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2020 06:02 PM (sNYFR)

350 "Utah senators pass bill to decriminalize polygamy"


Yes sir, she's, she's, and she's my baby
No sir, don't mean maybe
Yes sir, she's, she's, she's my baby
Now

Posted by: Hard Day Bad Knights at February 19, 2020 06:02 PM (ZQR/T)

351 Mikaela says she draws the line at having sex with another person on camera out of respect for her fiance Chuck Pankow, 47"
Posted by: Grimaldi
---------

Ah. A woman with principles.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at February 19, 2020 06:01 PM (kXJSE)

23 year old with history of mental issues with a 47 year old dude. Seems fine.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 19, 2020 06:03 PM (9hauA)

352 >>Prudent. ODNI is useless as tits on a bull. AA hire, put in a bureaucratic backwater.

Clapper seemed to find a use for the job.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2020 06:03 PM (ZLI7S)

353 Just looked it up. Steven Spielberg's career is astounding. He must be fabulously, fabulously wealthy.


According to Bing, $3.62B.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

Ah a piker

Posted by: Farmer Mike at February 19, 2020 06:03 PM (85Gof)

354 He's been an extremely unusually active and effective ambassador (most generally aren't, nor are they expected or directed to be, active I mean) in a place that is little but trouble (Germany).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2020 06:02 PM (El6T/)

Yeah, he's been really good.

The lefty Krauts will be glad to see him go.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 06:03 PM (d6Ksn)

355 >>348 Actually Grenell might be less useful at DNI (which, again, shouldn't exist anyway).
Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2020 06:02 PM (El6T/)

To my point, exactly.

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 06:03 PM (XzT/D)

356 Don't care if Grenell is ghey.

What he is, is loyal to Trump, very intelligent, and I imagine his marching orders will be:

"I want you to march through the CIA and NSA like Sherman through the South.

He has to be confirmed by the Senate. Can you imagine the Dems trying to stop the First Openly Gay Cabinet Member from being confirmed?

Posted by: Sharkman at February 19, 2020 06:03 PM (fp3O8)

357 346 I might have to watch some of this debate just to see Mikey squirm in his platform shoes.

LOl... Since Trump shamed him about using a box to stand on so he couldn't

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2020 06:03 PM (6XlcD)

358 > Jerry Van Dyke's daughter (Dick's niece) did porn for a while and wound up killing herself.

She was also married to Jack Nance, the actor from Eraserhead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 06:03 PM (Ewo9R)

359 Fen, Office of the Director of National Intelligence.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 19, 2020 06:03 PM (VNmG1)

360 >>Clapper seemed to find a use for the job.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2020 06:03 PM (ZLI7S)

An ideological grift. Zod's point stands.

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 06:03 PM (XzT/D)

361 Like AOC when asked if someone's blinker was working.

"Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2020 06:02 PM (sNYFR)

That made me laugh, but I'm drinking.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2020 06:04 PM (HZRln)

362 350 "Utah senators pass bill to decriminalize polygamy"



Gamey comes in different colors ??

huh

Posted by: REDACTED at February 19, 2020 06:04 PM (rpxSz)

363 I understand completely.


Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 19, 2020 06:00 PM (HmZuC)

My sympathies. I have a relative that is that way, and it is exhausting to EVERYONE.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2020 06:04 PM (1CjJc)

364 358 346 I might have to watch some of this debate just to see Mikey squirm in his platform shoes."

It would be funny if he fell off them.

I remember girls doing that back in the '70's.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 06:04 PM (d6Ksn)

365 Damnit, why can't we have MACHINES FOR SALE come back and comment instead of Dipshits like MUMR?

Posted by: Sharkman at February 19, 2020 06:04 PM (fp3O8)

366 323 Jerry Van Dyke's daughter (Dick's niece) did porn for a while and wound up killing herself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

I thought I was the only person who remembers that. It happened a long time ago like in the very early 90s.

Something always seemed ominous about that to me.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2020 06:04 PM (j3npP)

367 Mikaela says she draws the line at having sex with another person on camera out of respect for her fiance Chuck Pankow, 47

Mikaeia, stop. You're just making it worse.

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2020 06:04 PM (Ibwur)

368 What does ODNI stand for?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2020 06:01 PM (WI7YS)

Office of the Director of National Intelligence. It is a Cabinet-level position but not part of the line of succession to the presidency.

Posted by: Vendette at February 19, 2020 06:04 PM (nRNOc)

369 You don't have to be lonely

At dumbfarmersonly.com

Posted by: Mikey Mike at February 19, 2020 06:04 PM (lhUp5)

370 359
Fen, Office of the Director of National Intelligence.


Posted by: Old Blue at February 19, 2020 06:03 PM (VNmG1)

I second the nomination.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2020 06:05 PM (1CjJc)

371 364 358 346 I might have to watch some of this debate just to see Mikey squirm in his platform shoes."

Maybe he can get the ones that are see through with the goldfish in them

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2020 06:05 PM (6XlcD)

372 ah it's Narcos Mexico time again

chingada something somer mierda
tu eres malo

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 19, 2020 06:05 PM (G546f)

373 If you got rid of every gay person in the State Department, there wouldn't be much of a department left. It's been that way forever.

I remember in one of Heinlein's books he said that one way of getting out of the draft was to "convince the psychologist that your tastes were better suited for the State Department than the Army." Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 06:05 PM (Ewo9R)

374 Posted by: Old Blue at February 19, 2020 06:03 PM (VNmG1)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2020 06:05 PM (WI7YS)

375 358 > Jerry Van Dyke's daughter (Dick's niece) did porn for a while and wound up killing herself.

dick's niece was a dyke

Kant be

Posted by: REDACTED at February 19, 2020 06:06 PM (rpxSz)

376 Posted by: Sharkman at February 19, 2020 06:04 PM (fp3O

I miss MACHINES FOR SALE. And also Lacy Wigs.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 06:06 PM (d6Ksn)

377
"he isn't now


he wasn't then


he never was


THE BIG LIE TO SUPPORT THE DONK IMPEACHMENT NARRATIVE"
Yeah that's why he will be the Dem candidate. He's still their firewall.

Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2020 06:06 PM (Tnijr)

378 >>What does ODNI stand for?

Top spook.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2020 06:06 PM (ZLI7S)

379 "Mikaela says she draws the line at having sex with another person on camera out of respect for her fiance Chuck Pankow, 47"


How thoughtful.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 19, 2020 06:06 PM (CTN7u)

380 Everyone remembers that Dana Plato bitch. No one remembers me.

Posted by: Zombie Anissa "Buffy" Jones at February 19, 2020 06:06 PM (Ewo9R)

381 If not too late want to watch the Socalist debate, could be some fireworks and a few laughs. Fauxahonas says she is going to be hunting Bloomie.

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 06:06 PM (ZCEU2)

382 I second the nomination.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2020 06:05 PM

Thx. They'd never concern we. I have voted for Democrat since 2004.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2020 06:07 PM (WI7YS)

383 So, we have Trump moving his guys in.

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 06:07 PM (HALdu)

384 She sounds qualified to be on the debate stage tonight.

Posted by: CHUCK TODD at February 19, 2020 06:07 PM (YVioc)

385 As I've always said, the MUMR-grams are awesome, some of the funniest stuff here. Have long urged ace to bring them back (MUMR's nonsense is automatically replaced with some hilarious s**t).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2020 06:07 PM (El6T/)

386 Crazy as a shit house rat.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2020 06:07 PM (ZLI7S)

387 >>378 >>What does ODNI stand for?

Top spook.Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2020 06:06 PM (ZLI7S)

Gina Haspel's waterboy.

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 06:07 PM (XzT/D)

388 383-Make that "confirm" me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2020 06:08 PM (WI7YS)

389 Fauxahonas says she is going to be hunting Bloomie.

Bernie season... bloomie season... bernie season... bloomie season...

Posted by: Liz Fudd at February 19, 2020 06:08 PM (6XlcD)

390 I know a fair number of people who adopted Romanian kids in the 1990's. Kids who had been in those awful orphanages under the Commie regime.

A neighbor adopted a Russian kid who even as a baby was built like a wrestler and had an explosive temper.

We were over at their house one time when the kid (aged maybe three or four) got pissed off for some reason and threw a fire engine across the room. We literally had to duck to avoid getting hit by it as it flew by, spinning end for end.

We moved away later, so I don't know how this turned out, but I hope OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 06:08 PM (dpmG8)

391 >>Gina Haspel's waterboy.

uh huh.

The job is what the president makes it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2020 06:08 PM (ZLI7S)

392 23 year old with history of mental issues with a 47 year old dude. Seems fine.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein
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[checks Hollywood Spawn Handbook]

Well, it seems common...there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at February 19, 2020 06:08 PM (ELw0j)

393
It would be funny if Warren and Klobuchar showed up to the debate in really high heels and they towered over Mini Mike.

Posted by: Rutabaga at February 19, 2020 06:08 PM (LilNs)

394 I know a fair number of people who adopted Romanian kids in the 1990's. Kids who had been in those awful orphanages under the Commie regime.
And a lot of those kids are still very f'ed up.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V

I know one of those families, too. Same result as you describe with their boy. In pictures he was a cutie but even as they were on the plane to bring him to America they knew there was a problem.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (tkNkP)

395 >>got pissed off for some reason and threw a fire engine across the room.

Kal-El.

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (XzT/D)

396 Fauxahonas says she is going to be hunting Bloomie.

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 06:06 PM (ZCEU2)


Like with a semi-auto bow and arrow? Will she scream the song of her peoples as she holds aloft Mini Mike's scalp?

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (Y8PSl)

397 George was the first to be given cabinet status. Weird, and a mistake. Not because George (though he was not fit for the job), but because intel is a support service. Doesn't belong in the cabinet.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (El6T/)

398 391 >>Gina Haspel's waterboy.

uh huh.

The job is what the president makes it.

I agree... spy inside if nothing else

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (6XlcD)

399 I'd laugh if Bloomberg went over to Warren and said, "I'll give you $100 if you fuck off right now."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (HmZuC)

400 371 364 358 346 I might have to watch some of this debate just to see Mikey squirm in his platform shoes."

Maybe he can get the ones that are see through with the goldfish in them
Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2020 06:05 PM (6XlcD)

Stylin' like a Mac Daddy.

Posted by: Mikey Pimpberg at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (lhUp5)

401 Just looked it up. Steven Spielberg's career is astounding. He must be fabulously, fabulously wealthy.


If you ever want to reassure yourself that your children may actually be better off that you aren't rich, go to one of those sites that list the children of A list entertainment industry types, who are completely messed up. Some of them show photos. It's pretty bad, suicide attempts, arrest records, substance abuse, and mental health issues. The fact that Speilberg's kid is a former alcoholic who's decided that being a whore is fulfilling doesn't surprise me at all.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (+lVUW)

402 Jose Canesco also had his moments.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (d6Ksn)

403 It would be funny if Warren and Klobuchar showed up to the debate in really high heels and they towered over Mini Mike.
Posted by: Rutabaga at February



neither of those two knows how to walk in heels

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (HALdu)

404 >>The job is what the president makes it.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2020 06:08 PM (ZLI7S)

If only that were so.

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (XzT/D)

405 >> I'd laugh if Bloomberg went over to Warren and said,


Have a Blanket.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 06:10 PM (i/01H)

406 I know someone (not close) with 4 sons who adopted a little girl from Eastern Europe
they couldn't deal with her personality issues and gave her up

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 19, 2020 06:10 PM (G546f)

407 After 100 so OT: I missed commenting on the story below about Mini Mike. I find it amusing that GEOTUS is living rent-free in their heads as they talk about whether or not Bloomy will be standing on a box. Whoever came up with that must be having trouble breathing from laughing so hard.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 19, 2020 06:10 PM (PqMEf)

408 Everyone remembers that Dana Plato bitch

Dana Plato was the girl every guy wanted to be his girlfriend. Was kind of heartbreaking to see what happened to her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 06:11 PM (KZzsI)

409 23 year old with history of mental issues with a 47 year old dude. Seems fine.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein
-------




it is mostly about the surprise anal

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 06:11 PM (HALdu)

410 >>399 I'd laugh if Bloomberg went over to Warren and said, "I'll give you $100 if you fuck off right now."
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (HmZuC)

"I just purchased your house. And your husband. And you, too. These men will escort you to your book club. Which I own."

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 06:11 PM (XzT/D)

411 Fauxahonas says she is going to be hunting Bloomie.

Bernie season... bloomie season... bernie season... bloomie season...
Posted by: Liz Fudd
-----

I don't think Liz is made of the right stuff to hunt anyone. Though she probably could lecture-nag someone to insanity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at February 19, 2020 06:11 PM (hnQOz)

412 >>If only that were so.

Grenell is one of Trump's favorites and the DNI is in charge of compiling the PDB. He will be Trump's eyes into the intel community which Trump clearly does not trust for obvious reasons.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2020 06:11 PM (ZLI7S)

413 387 >>378 >>What does ODNI stand for?



ONE DOES NOT INQUIRE

Posted by: REDACTED at February 19, 2020 06:11 PM (rpxSz)

414 "I'd laugh if Bloomberg went over to Warren and said"


He's have to get off his platform and get the cameras to pan down.

Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2020 06:11 PM (Tnijr)

415 I'll pump a baby into her.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 19, 2020 06:11 PM (lhUp5)

416 I'd laugh if Bloomberg went over to Warren and said,


Have a Blanket.
Posted by: garrett at February



with wuhanwola

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 06:12 PM (HALdu)

417 Always sad to see what celebrity hath wrought.

Even sadder to see parents supporting self bludgeoning life choices.

Good DNI placeholder until pardoned Flynn takes over and releases the giant Sloar into the intelligence community.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 19, 2020 06:12 PM (EnQC8)

418 Is Trump removing the current ODNI? There's interesting reading at WIKI over him (McGuire) and the 'whistleblower' BS.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 06:12 PM (oVJmc)

419 JackStraw

Agreed

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2020 06:12 PM (6XlcD)

420
neither of those two knows how to walk in heels
Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (HALdu)

Eh, Amy Combuchar may have some experience with them.

Lizzie Indian cheekbones has never laid eyes on a pair.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 19, 2020 06:12 PM (9hauA)

421 Her fiancé is a professional darts player. That is so ....

Posted by: runner at February 19, 2020 06:12 PM (6mPBH)

422 I know how Mini-Mike can fix his height dilemma: Long trench coat, seated on the shoulders of Danny DeVito. Between the two they'd be almost normal height.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 19, 2020 06:12 PM (xPJvm)

423 >>Grenell is one of Trump's favorites and the DNI is in charge of compiling the PDB. He will be Trump's eyes into the intel community which Trump clearly does not trust for obvious reasons.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2020 06:11 PM (ZLI7S)

OK.

Posted by: Zod at February 19, 2020 06:12 PM (XzT/D)

424 Grenell is one of Trump's favorites and the DNI is in charge of compiling the PDB. He will be Trump's eyes into the intel community which Trump clearly does not trust for obvious reasons.
Posted by: JackStraw at February




clapper's former home

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 06:12 PM (HALdu)

425 Bloomie could give Fauxahonas 1M to get out of the race and not miss it.

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

426 I'm available for your perusal.

Posted by: Glitter at February 19, 2020 06:13 PM (vphug)

427 Mom?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at February 19, 2020 06:13 PM (EgshT)

428 Lizzie Indian cheekbones has never laid eyes on a pair.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February




Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 06:13 PM (HALdu)

429 The 73-year-old director's daughter opened up about past abuse by "predators" during her early years by "outsiders" who had no relation to the "Jaws" filmmaker.

She finds it necessary to state that the predators had nothing to do with Spielberg.
That makes me suspicious. Too much denial always makes me feel like something is being covered up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 06:13 PM (+lVUW)

430 >>Her fiance is a professional darts player.


I wonder if they play Jarts with little winged didos and her vagina on LiveStream?

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 06:13 PM (i/01H)

431
376 Posted by: Sharkman at February 19, 2020 06:04 PM (fp3O

I miss MACHINES FOR SALE. And also Lacy Wigs.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 06:06 PM (d6Ksn)







Cat Filters. How in the hell to you filter a cat?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2020 06:13 PM (eXA4G)

432 I will give every candidate here One Billion dollars if they end their campaigns by noon tomorrow.

Posted by: What I'd like Bloomy to say at February 19, 2020 06:13 PM (Tnijr)

433
Hey, Mister Spielberg -- good job.







I now believe every allegation of your perversity.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 19, 2020 06:13 PM (7JWMu)

434 396 Fauxahonas says she is going to be hunting Bloomie.

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 06:06 PM (ZCEU2)

Like with a semi-auto bow and arrow? Will she scream the song of her peoples as she holds aloft Mini Mike's scalp?
Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (Y8PSl)


Counting coup.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 06:14 PM (dpmG8)

435 385 As I've always said, the MUMR-grams are awesome, some of the funniest stuff here. Have long urged ace to bring them back (MUMR's nonsense is automatically replaced with some hilarious s**t).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2020 06:07 PM (El6T/)

Agreed. I was surprised to see a post from here yesterday I guess they're pulled a lot faster than they used to be.

Personally I thought MUMR died several years ago in a piss soaked bed with the walls covered with inane ramblings.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2020 06:14 PM (j3npP)

436 She finds it necessary to state that the predators had nothing to do with Spielberg.
That makes me suspicious.


Yeah she doth protest overmuch

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 06:14 PM (KZzsI)

437 If the top tier of Hollywood can not or will not protect their own children why should we listen to anything they have to say?

Posted by: Big V at February 19, 2020 06:14 PM (XEC2p)

438 403 It would be funny if Warren and Klobuchar showed up to the debate in really high heels and they towered over Mini Mike.
Posted by: Rutabaga at February

neither of those two knows how to walk in heels
Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (HALdu)


OK, then over to you, Mayor Buttplug.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 06:14 PM (dpmG8)

439 366 323 Jerry Van Dyke's daughter (Dick's niece) did porn for a while and wound up killing herself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

I thought I was the only person who remembers that. It happened a long time ago like in the very early 90s.

Something always seemed ominous about that to me.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

---

Crazy Days and Crazy Nights claims JVD raped her and pimped her out.

https://tinyurl.com/s8d74nr

Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 06:14 PM (Y4EXg)

440 Too much denial always makes me feel like something is being covered up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 06:13 PM


Like with a cloth?

Posted by: Hillary! at February 19, 2020 06:14 PM (vphug)

441 Good DNI placeholder until pardoned Flynn takes over and releases the giant Sloar into the intelligence community.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew


You're reading my mind, and hopefully Trump's as well.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 19, 2020 06:14 PM (fp3O8)

442 Bloomie could give Fauxahonas 1M to get out of the race and not miss it.
Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

She's an experienced millionaire. He'd have to pony up more, but I think he could afford it.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 19, 2020 06:15 PM (9hauA)

443 OK, then over to you, Mayor Buttplug.

That's Saint pete!

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2020 06:15 PM (6XlcD)

444 Her fiance is a professional darts player.

????

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 06:15 PM (dpmG8)

445 OK, then over to you, Mayor Buttplug.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February




sashay, sashay, sashay, chante!

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 06:15 PM (HALdu)

446 Rumors about Mike Bloomberg standing on a box are just crazy, he will be seated behind the podium, I know this because I lent him my best booster seat.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulous at February 19, 2020 06:16 PM (a4EWo)

447 Personally I thought MUMR died several years ago in a piss soaked bed with the walls covered with inane ramblings.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2020 06:14 PM (j3npP)


You write screenplays for Hollyweird in your spare time, don't you?

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 06:16 PM (Y8PSl)

448 We were over at their house one time when the kid (aged maybe three or four) got pissed off for some reason and threw a fire engine across the room. We literally had to duck to avoid getting hit by it as it flew by, spinning end for end.

We moved away later, so I don't know how this turned out, but I hope OK.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 06:08 PM (dpmG



I see a WWE championship belt in that kid's future.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 06:16 PM (xzI2Z)

449
Fauxahonas says she is going to be hunting Bloomie.






Gonna be fun to watch her stampede him over a cliff.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2020 06:16 PM (eXA4G)

450 If your daughter is on the pole or in porno you fucked up!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

451 She is going on a man hunt.

Posted by: runner at February 19, 2020 06:17 PM (6mPBH)

452 449
Fauxahonas says she is going to be hunting Bloomie.






Gonna be fun to watch her stampede him over a cliff.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2020 06:16 PM (eXA4G)

kwill da wabbit

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 06:17 PM (JFO2v)

453 Personally I thought MUMR died several years ago in a piss soaked bed with the walls covered with inane ramblings.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2020 06:14 PM (j3npP)



*cue Doors soundtrack "The End"*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 06:17 PM (xzI2Z)

454 436 She finds it necessary to state that the predators had nothing to do with Spielberg.
That makes me suspicious.

Yeah she doth protest overmuch
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 06:14 PM (KZzsI)


Definitely. Volunteering that suggests it's either dear old Dad, or she's making it all up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 06:17 PM (dpmG8)

455 If your daughter is on the pole or in porno you fucked up!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February




or her

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 06:17 PM (HALdu)

456 Dammit, Spielberg would buy me a pony in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at February 19, 2020 06:17 PM (EgshT)

457 >>Fauxahonas says she is going to be hunting Bloomie.


She'll be there to kick tiny ass and chew pemican.

...and she's all outta pemican.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 06:17 PM (i/01H)

458 I will give every candidate here One Billion dollars if they end their campaigns by noon tomorrow.

Posted by: What I'd like Bloomy to say at February 19, 2020 06:13 PM (Tnijr)
-----------------

He will, if he hasn't already. Plus One Million to every Preacher and $100 to every voter.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 19, 2020 06:18 PM (Dhht7)

459 > Gonna be fun to watch her stampede him over a cliff.

In his case, a front porch step would probably be high enough.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 06:18 PM (Ewo9R)

460 Her fianc� is a professional darts player. That is so ....
Posted by: runner
-------

You have to be kidding.

Still, even at that, he probably has had more real life experience than Bernie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at February 19, 2020 06:18 PM (RQPzA)

461 Crazy Days and Crazy Nights claims JVD raped her and pimped her out.

https://tinyurl.com/s8d74nr

Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 06:14 PM (Y4EXg)

Isn't that a fairly sketchy site, more make up gossip than serious stuff?

Having said that, it wouldn't surprise me. For some reason I remember well when it happened and just getting a weird vibe from it. Jerry was on Coach at the time and pretty well known.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 19, 2020 06:18 PM (j3npP)

462 Daddy must be proud. Looking forward to seeing "The return of Extravagant Transexuals (ET)"

Posted by: Richard Windsor at February 19, 2020 06:18 PM (DRgs8)

463 So...amateur porn on xhamster.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 19, 2020 06:18 PM (54qs5)

464 Its not always the parents but until you see strong evidence to the contrary its a fair bet. And if its Hollywood it was probably Fondue parties passing around the kids like Kools in the prison bloc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 06:18 PM (KZzsI)

465 You have to be kidding.




I never kid.

Posted by: runner at February 19, 2020 06:19 PM (6mPBH)

466 Heh. I just got the three L lllama joke in the sidebar after seeing the self pahking cah in Boston commercial.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 19, 2020 06:19 PM (aS1PU)

467 She'll be there to kick tiny ass and chew pemican.

...and she's all outta pemican.
Posted by: garrett
---

For such do I visit this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at February 19, 2020 06:19 PM (RQPzA)

468 Bloomie could give Fauxahonas 1M to get out of the race and not miss it.


For a million dollars, I'll pull out of the race right now. And I'm not even running.


I mean, if he's going to piss away his money, I could sure use it a lot more than some idiot political hack.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 06:19 PM (HaL55)

469 Trump is choosing Ambassador Richard Grenell to be ODNI.

First openly gay cabinet member.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 19, 2020 05:55 PM (fp3O
Grenell Has been totally loyal to Trump . And his country.
Another win for the Orange!

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 19, 2020 06:19 PM (hdog5)

470
A sad story. Money cannot buy everything.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 19, 2020 06:19 PM (pNxlR)

471 She's not having actual sex with anyone out of respect for her 47 year old "fiancee ".

Posted by: Abby at February 19, 2020 06:19 PM (SM/op)

472 I'm an old man and not a big fan of hip hop (especially anything modern), was Pop Smoke someone that its reasonable that anyone would actually know?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 06:20 PM (KZzsI)

473 I see a WWE championship belt in that kid's future.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 06:16 PM (xzI2Z)


Yeah, me too. He wasn't ethnically Russian, now that I think about it. He was from one of republics (Azerbaijan, IIRC) and was physically formidable even as a tyke. I bet he wound up being built like a washing machine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 06:20 PM (dpmG8)

474 472 I'm an old man and not a big fan of hip hop (especially anything modern), was Pop Smoke someone that its reasonable that anyone would actually know?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 06:20 PM (KZzsI)


The coroner would.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 06:21 PM (dpmG8)

475 major porn draw,

Welcome to the team, Major.

Posted by: Captain America at February 19, 2020 06:21 PM (CTN7u)

476 >>Her fiance is a professional darts player.

What father doesn't dream of his young daughter dating a 47-year-old "professional darts player"?

On the other hand, it's not like he's gonna have to support her, I guess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 06:21 PM (Ewo9R)

477
457 >>Fauxahonas says she is going to be hunting Bloomie.


She'll be there to kick tiny ass and chew pemican.

...and she's all outta pemican.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 06:17 PM (i/01H)


Her warpaint will be to die for!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 19, 2020 06:21 PM (pNxlR)

478 Pop Smoke?

Never heard of him.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 06:21 PM (i/01H)

479 Which septuagenarian with be the first to let slip a loose fart on a hot mic?

Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2020 06:21 PM (ATCV4)

480 If your daughter is on the pole or in porno you fucked up! Posted by: rhennigantx at February

Hey whattabout me? I'm rich and have a famous rich boyfriend. JLo--of the JLo Superbowl pole.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 19, 2020 06:22 PM (tkNkP)

481 Bloomie could give Fauxahonas 1M to get out of the race and not miss it.

"OK, here's $25 worth of beads. Whaddya say?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 06:22 PM (dpmG8)

482 455 If your daughter is on the pole or in porno you fucked up!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February




or her
Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 06:17 PM (HALdu)

I am going with the Dad at fault.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 06:22 PM (JFO2v)

483 Nood not nude

Posted by: It's me donna at February 19, 2020 06:22 PM (6XlcD)

484 Bloomie could give Fauxahonas 1M to get out of the race and not miss it.

That's a lot of wampum.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 06:22 PM (dpmG8)

485 >>"OK, here's $25 worth of beads. Whaddya say?"


Don't be a sucker, Liz!

Hold out for some trinkets.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 06:22 PM (i/01H)

486
>>Her fiance is a professional darts player.


Ho many times has he heard, "You'll put your eye out, kid"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 19, 2020 06:23 PM (pNxlR)

487 nude

Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2020 06:23 PM (Tnijr)

488 Which septuagenarian with be the first to let slip a loose fart on a hot mic?

Sanders.

"Furthermore its a crime that some have so much when so many have so little... and... oh dear, I've filled my Depends. I can feel it trickling down the back of my leg."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 06:23 PM (KZzsI)

489 Which septuagenarian with be the first to let slip a loose fart on a hot mic?


Which poor intern gets to stand behind the curtain with a directional mic all night waiting?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 06:23 PM (HaL55)

490 474
472 I'm an old man and not a big fan of hip hop (especially anything
modern), was Pop Smoke someone that its reasonable that anyone would
actually know?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2020 06:20 PM (KZzsI)



The coroner would.


don't know about pop smoke, but had a round of corn pop smoke a few years ago when somebody kept burning their microwave popcorn, setting off the smoke detectors. microwave popcorn was pretty much res non grata around here for a good long while.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 19, 2020 06:24 PM (sGtp+)

491 OK, then over to you, Mayor Buttplug.

That's Saint pete!
Posted by: It's me donna

-----------
Which reminds me, short Babylon Bee article re Butterjug:

'Pete Buttigieg Releases Study Bible With Notes That Explain Why Most Of The Verses Are Wrong'

https://tinyurl.com/u4xumae

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at February 19, 2020 06:25 PM (cN2g/)

492 *cue Doors soundtrack "The End"*

The horror...

Posted by: Zombie Colonel Mumr at February 19, 2020 06:25 PM (EgshT)

493 How to simultaneously confirm your faith in humanity and lose hope in our future in three easy steps...

1. "overgrown interesex Fraggle"

2. I wonder if Rule 34 has anything to say about that?

3. How silly of me to even question.


Posted by: alleninhawaii at February 19, 2020 06:26 PM (92IJq)

494 Edward Penishands...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 19, 2020 06:27 PM (7s3Gx)

495 don't know about pop smoke, but had a round of corn pop smoke a few years ago when somebody kept burning their microwave popcorn, setting off the smoke detectors. microwave popcorn was pretty much res non grata around here for a good long while.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 19, 2020 06:24 PM (sGtp+)


Full marks for knowing your Latin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2020 06:27 PM (dpmG8)

496 The fact that Speilberg's kid is a former alcoholic who's decided that being a whore is fulfilling doesn't surprise me at all.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 06:09 PM (+lVUW)


It's sad to be so young and yet be a "former alcoholic."

Posted by: Emmie at February 19, 2020 06:27 PM (87gB3)

497 'Pete Buttigieg Releases Study Bible With Notes That Explain Why Most Of The Verses Are Wrong'

https://tinyurl.com/u4xumae
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at February 19, 2020 06:25 PM (cN2g/)


That is amazingly spot-on.

Posted by: Emmie at February 19, 2020 06:30 PM (87gB3)

498 Fauxahonas says she is going to be hunting Bloomie.

For any of you WWII fans you get a chance to see a reenactment of operation Ten-Go with Bloomie playing the part of the Yamato.

Posted by: Keith at February 19, 2020 06:31 PM (jdGlx)

499

Professional darts player.
Know nothing about the "pro" circuit.

Back in the mid/late 80's there were a number of bars in the Indy area that would have tournaments where you could pick up a fair bit of cash if you were good. Real darts we're talking. Not that plastic tip, holes in the board, crap.

Pro pool players make decent dollars if they're top players.
Can make good bucks "on the side" too if they find the right pool hall.

Posted by: teej at February 19, 2020 06:33 PM (z3nSX)

500 412 >>If only that were so.

Grenell is one of Trump's favorites and the DNI is in charge of compiling the PDB. He will be Trump's eyes into the intel community which Trump clearly does not trust for obvious reasons.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2020 06:11 PM (ZLI7S)


That sounds ominous.

For them.

Posted by: Hard Day Bad Knights at February 19, 2020 06:37 PM (ZQR/T)

501 So, another victim of pedowood. Nice job Stevie, you festering sack of shit.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at February 19, 2020 06:40 PM (bML9A)

502 No way in hell mine's gonna do that.

Posted by: David French at February 19, 2020 06:46 PM (KR33k)

503 i looked it up - yes, she is adopted.

I take it that CPS doesn't follow up on Red Flags when flags of such hue are raised against the Spielbergs of this world.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 19, 2020 07:00 PM (ykYG2)

504 Thousands of American children waiting for adoption and these idiots went 5000 miles away to find one to show off their virtue and caaarrring. Despicable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Thousands of Americans who got adopted by some not-Spielberg are counting their blessings about now.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 19, 2020 07:02 PM (ykYG2)

505 Yeah, she is fugly, but still better than Lena Dunham.

Maybe she can convince her sister (on the right in the pic) to join in? Gives us something to look at, at least.

Posted by: TxMarko at February 19, 2020 07:07 PM (8dXqY)

506 Not surprised given the rumors about Spielberg and children

Posted by: Lulu at February 19, 2020 07:10 PM (TB7HE)

507 Are you saying he gave his kids "Close Encounters of the Third Grade Kind" ??

Posted by: TxMarko at February 19, 2020 07:15 PM (8dXqY)

508 boo on you, Ace, and everyone else on here that have something negative to say. It is pieces like this that make me wonder "why the fuck did you even tell this sad story." Just so the high and mighty perfect people on here can chastise a mentally ill individual??? Pathetic.

Posted by: Kitty at February 19, 2020 07:36 PM (NLEnr)

509 I wouldn't do her with Michelle Obama's dick.

Posted by: oldtimer at February 19, 2020 08:23 PM (zt1Y6)

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