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Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 02-15-2020

GM Kateryna Lahno 01.jpg
GM Kateryna Lahno (UKR/RUS)


Moviegique will be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.



Beginner Problem - White To Play (443)

Goal: White can force mate in 3 moves
Hint: The bishop on a3 plays a key support role


20200215 - Problem 1.jpg
r6r/2p1R3/p4k1p/1p1b2p1/P1pP1qPP/B1P5/4QP2/R5K1 w - - 0 1





GM Kateryna Lahno 04.jpg
Kateryna



Intermediate Problem - White To Play (520)

Goal: White can force mate in 6
Hint: Black's king can be trapped on the back rank


20200215 - Problem 2.jpg
7k/1p5p/7P/pq6/8/8/R5P1/4R2K w - - 0 1



Advanced Problem - White To Play (444)

What is White's most efficient route to victory?


20200215 - Problem 3.jpg
8/r6p/PR2Pk2/8/8/1B1b4/8/6K1 w - - 0 1



Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:




20200215 dress pr0n 01.jpg




20200215 dress pr0n 02.jpg




20200215 dress pr0n 03.jpg




20200215 dress pr0n 04.jpg




20200215 dress pr0n hungary.jpg
Greetings from Hungary
("You know I think you're a pathetic little worm, don't you?")

(I think they wrote this song about her. True fact: I first heard this song 40+ years ago and never knew *until today* that it was the radio cut. This is the cut on the album, which is considerably longer.)




20200215 dress pr0n kate.jpg




20200215 dress pr0n melania.jpg

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Problem Solutions

Beginner Problem - White To Play


20200215 - Problem 1.jpg
r6r/2p1R3/p4k1p/1p1b2p1/P1pP1qPP/B1P5/4QP2/R5K1 w - - 0 1

Mate in 3:

1.Qe5+ Qxe5

Or 1...Kg6 2.Qg7#

2.dxe5+ Kg6
3.h5#

Intermediate Problem - White To Play


20200215 - Problem 2.jpg
7k/1p5p/7P/pq6/8/8/R5P1/4R2K w - - 0 1

1.Rxa5! Kg8

Not 1...Qb6? 2.Ra8+ Qd8 3.Rxd8# or 1...Qxa5?? 2.Re8#

2.Rxb5 Kf7

Black must give up his queen to avoid the immediate mate. White mops up with:

3.Rb6 Kg8
4.Rxb7 Kf8
5.Ra1 Kg8
6.Ra8#


Advanced Problem - White To Play


20200215 - Problem 3.jpg
8/r6p/PR2Pk2/8/8/1B1b4/8/6K1 w - - 0 1

1.e7+ Kxe7
2.Rb7+ Kd6

If 2...Rxb7 then 3.axb7 and the pawn skates to the 8th rank. Black can make White work for the win by not retaking the rook, and by bringing his king into play.

3.Rxa7 Kc6
4.Ra8 Kb6
5.a7 Ba6

If Black tries to immediately force the rook away with 5...Be4, then White can force a decisive simplificaton with 6.Re8 Bb7 7.a8=Q Bxa8 8.Rxa8 winning.

6.Bd5 h5

Or 6...h6 7.Kg2 h5 8.Kg3 h4+ 9.Kxh4 Bd3 10.Kg5 Ba6 11.Kf4 Bf1 12.Ke3 Bb5 13.Rb8+ Kxa7 14.Rxb5 wins

7.Kg2 h4
8.Kh3 Be2
9.Kxh4 Ba6
10.Kg5 Bd3
11.Kf4 Ka6
12.Ke3 Bb1
13.Rc8 Kxa7
14.Ra8+ Kb6
15.Rb8+ and wins with the skewer.

The moral of this story is, don't give up too early. It's true that White had the win, but he had to work hard for it, and in the stress of a tournament situation, time pressure, etc., there's plenty of room for mistakes.

Hope to see you all next week!


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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 05:23 PM




Comments

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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 05:24 PM (arJlL)

2 st

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:24 PM (XzVUd)

3 Oooh love the plaid one!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 05:24 PM (dUJdY)

4 Drat!

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:24 PM (XzVUd)

5 Woot

Posted by: Heidi at February 15, 2020 05:24 PM (Orx/W)

6 hola

Posted by: proof of spoof at February 15, 2020 05:24 PM (B+t5k)

7 Dammit, if I hadn't stopped to admire the dresses...

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 05:24 PM (dUJdY)

8 At least I recognized Katerina although I'm not sure why the Ukrainian spelling since she plays for Russia.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:25 PM (XzVUd)

9 The green-eyed lady looks pissed about sumpin'

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 05:26 PM (arJlL)

10 Red is the color theme this week.

She's always so dang classy!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 15, 2020 05:27 PM (sy5kK)

11 There's something riveting about women with dark hair and blue eyes.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 05:28 PM (xj+jQ)

12 Woot
Posted by: Heidi

Hiya Heidi !

Happy Birthday to da Cannibal !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 05:28 PM (arJlL)

13 9 The green-eyed lady looks pissed about sumpin'
Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 05:26 PM (arJlL)


I added some explanatory text.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 05:28 PM (3Ame7)

14 Found a mate in 3 for beginner ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:28 PM (XzVUd)

15 Heidi! Hello! Is today Bob's birthday?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 15, 2020 05:29 PM (/669Q)

16 I don't like Miss Hungary. She's the biatch who took my job!

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2020 05:30 PM (BWejp)

17 If you have to wear a low-cut blouse when you play chess, you're probably not very good. Merely an observation.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 15, 2020 05:30 PM (/669Q)

18 I see the key move for intermediate ... solve later ... when I will find out I was wrong.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:30 PM (XzVUd)

19 I added some explanatory text.

That's pretty funny !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 05:31 PM (arJlL)

20 Happy Birthday to da Cannibal !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 05:28 PM (arJlL)

Gees, I just gave Heidi crap about telling everyone and then realized I did yesterday. Why am I always wrong when I yell at her?

Thanks JT!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 05:31 PM (Orx/W)

21 Advanced ... shoot Gredo under the table.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:31 PM (XzVUd)

22 Cannibal Bob, happy birthday! Hope you have cake!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 15, 2020 05:31 PM (/669Q)

23 What a lovely dress the Korean cutie is wearing!

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at February 15, 2020 05:31 PM (d6mdH)

24 So nood's not a thing anymore?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 05:32 PM (Dhht7)

25 Kate looks like she needs to pee.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 05:33 PM (xj+jQ)

26 Left for work 12 hours ago, just got home, I need a drink

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:33 PM (ZCEU2)

27 The gallery pic is well composed and staged. The model, always lovely, looks particularly refined today.

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2020 05:33 PM (BWejp)

28 24
So nood's not a thing anymore?

Pet lovers hate chess and dress pr0n ?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:33 PM (XzVUd)

29 In my youth I knew a Hungarian girl with the same eyes and could make the same expression.

Lucky for me she liked my jokes so I got to see her smile and laugh rather then that face.

Unlucky for me she had a boyfriend. He got to see that face quite often.

Posted by: Big V at February 15, 2020 05:34 PM (y/fJ4)

30 I like that black dress with the pink pleated side insert. I would have worn that back in the day.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 15, 2020 05:34 PM (/669Q)

31 Not to worry Jim's friend ,only 1000 detected cases in US as of a few days ago. (CDC source)

https://mobile.twitter.com/Aross1976/status/ 1228798549753761792

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 05:35 PM (sdctx)

32 And if I had a smart phone would have seen VIA's comment not to go to REI to get that mini coffee pot.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:35 PM (ZCEU2)

33 Advanced puzzle seems obvious. So I am undoubtedly hallucinating.

1. e7+ Kxe7 (or e8=Q winning)
2. Rb7+ Rxb7
3. axb7 any
4. b8=Q


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:36 PM (XzVUd)

34 Hi Bluebell! Yes Bob has completed another spin around the sun. The cats are working on a hair ball for him (there goes the surprise) and I'll just say 'yes, dear' to any requests!

Posted by: Heidi at February 15, 2020 05:36 PM (Orx/W)

35 Thanks bb! I got Heidi chocolate covered strawberries for Valentines and wow, best we ever had. I'm not a sweets guy though so cake is meh. Chips. Addicted to them so I can't have them in the house.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 05:36 PM (Orx/W)

36 8 At least I recognized Katerina although I'm not sure why the Ukrainian spelling since she plays for Russia.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:25 PM (XzVUd)


I've seen her last name on some sites as "Lagno", which presumably is the Russian spelling.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 05:36 PM (3Ame7)

37 Skip, we missed you on the garden thread.

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2020 05:38 PM (BWejp)

38 Even for me nooding is tough call on Saturday afternoon.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:38 PM (ZCEU2)

39 Left for work 12 hours ago, just got home, I need a drink
Posted by: Skip

Someone asked about ya on the Gardening Thread.

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 05:38 PM (arJlL)

40 Squeeee! I found a beautiful gown to wear to the captains dinner. Pink and black floral satin bottom and top is all black. A little low cut and I have to wear a strapless.. ugh.. but the dress is divine! Already made bracelets to go with it! lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 05:39 PM (dUJdY)

41 I'll just say 'yes, dear' to any requests!
Posted by: Heidi at February 15, 2020 05:36 PM (Orx/W)
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Very nice. Even better than the hair ball.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 15, 2020 05:39 PM (/669Q)

42 I missed a whole day, new Williams Sonoma opening in KoP, next Monday I take it but could be wrong.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)

43 Jewells, that dress sounds lovely! I bet the jewelry you made to go with it is too.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 15, 2020 05:40 PM (/669Q)

44 It's a good week for 16 year-olds. Carissa Yip is playing at the Cairns cup against the top women in the world. She's
winning against the world champion right now:

https://2700chess.com/live

Alireza Firouzja is playing in the Prague Masters. The latest games for that tournament are at the same URL.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:40 PM (XzVUd)

45 Read both headlines. (People get reinfected after recovering. The reinfection is worse causing heart attacks. And it's seasonal.)

https://mobile.twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/ 1228775015568609288

Ironic we paid so much attention to the Middle East development of WMDs (chemical, biological, and nuclear). And we helped fund and had traitors work and help smuggle tech and samples to the Chinese. Guess who wound up being the biggest threat to our Country?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 05:40 PM (sdctx)

46 Chess Thread Huzzah!

I hunger for Hungary......but mostly for that green eyed witch and her spells.

I wonder if she would float or sink in a hot tub.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2020 05:40 PM (Z+IKu)

47 17 If you have to wear a low-cut blouse when you play chess, you're probably not very good. Merely an observation.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 15, 2020 05:30 PM (/669Q)


I don't know how big a factor that would be, but I do know that Ms. Lahno is an International Grandmaster. That's a title you get by achieving superior performance norms, not by flashing a bit of cleavage.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 05:40 PM (3Ame7)

48 Left for work 12 hours ago, just got home, I need a drink
Posted by: Skip

By all means HAVE one !

Its da Cannibal's Birthday !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 05:41 PM (arJlL)

49 Kataryna looks a bit like Basia, or maybe the Break Out! chick.

Posted by: Eromero at February 15, 2020 05:41 PM (UUkQp)

50 36 I've seen her last name on some sites as "Lagno", which presumably is the Russian spelling.

She's also playing in the Cairns cup --- see URL above --- and, yes, her name is spelled "Lagno". I did not know she was Ukrainian.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:41 PM (XzVUd)

51 Happy Birthday Cannibal!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 15, 2020 05:41 PM (a4EWo)

52 Oh just what KoP needs - mo' betta Williams Sonoma.

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2020 05:42 PM (BWejp)

53 Retro lady looks like Terri Hatcher.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 05:42 PM (XyVor)

54 Late pet comment.

Patch our big Maine Coon licked my face several times in the middle of the night, walked across Heidi and plopped down with his ass in her face so she'd give up the pillow and then later yacked on the rug at the foot of the bed. Good night over all for him.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 05:42 PM (Orx/W)

55 33 Advanced puzzle seems obvious. So I am undoubtedly hallucinating.
1. e7+ Kxe7 (or e8=Q winning)
2. Rb7+ Rxb7
3. axb7 any
4. b8=Q
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:36 PM (XzVUd)


That's one line. Black has other options and it's a bit more complicated than it appears at first glance.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 05:42 PM (3Ame7)

56 40
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 05:39 PM (dUJdY)
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That sounds wonderful!
And so much fun.
(How often in life do we get to dress up?)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2020 05:43 PM (M/9m0)

57 I bet the jewelry you made to go with it is too.

Well, it definitely matches lol! You know me. Found some pretty glass beads, black with pink flowers. Then a plain pink beaded one and a clear crystal one. All three look pretty groovy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 05:44 PM (dUJdY)

58 Well happy birthday Cannibal!

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:44 PM (ZCEU2)

59 55 That's one line. There are others.

I'll look for a "better" one then. You seem to be implying that it's not "wrong" but not "best".



Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:44 PM (XzVUd)

60 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2020 05:43 PM (M/9m0)

Never. Last time I dressed up was my wedding. I'm so excited!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 05:44 PM (dUJdY)

61 I love all the dresses! Especially the historical black dress, very interesting.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 05:44 PM (a4qVe)

62 Thanks Debby!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 05:45 PM (Orx/W)

63 Green eyed lady, lovely lady.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 15, 2020 05:45 PM (aS1PU)

64 If you have to wear a low-cut blouse when you play chess, you're probably not very good. Merely an observation.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 15, 2020 05:30 PM (/669Q)

Depends on whether or not you're making good moves!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 05:46 PM (BiNEL)

65 That's a title you get by achieving superior performance norms, not by flashing a bit of cleavage.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 05:40 PM (3Ame7)
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My point is that she wins because she's distracting the opposition.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 15, 2020 05:46 PM (/669Q)

66 Happy berfday Cannibal Bob!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 05:47 PM (a4qVe)

67 First Lady Melania Trump was a rose in a red embroidered and sequined gown as she and President Donald Trump hosted a formal dinner at the Winfield House for Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles on Tuesday in London, England.

In a fire-engine red wool crepe gown by Givenchy's Clare Waight Keller - a Brit, herself, and the first female creative director at the Parisian fashion house who famously designed Meghan Markle's wedding gown.

The Givenchy number is from the brand's Resort 2019 collection and features a bead-embroidered bodice panel and long cape sleeves which are slit open at the front for Mrs. Trump's arms to peak through. The relaxed fitted gown is finished with a satin godet insert and side-slip pockets.

The gown retails for about $7,240.

Mrs. Trump wore sparkling diamond earrings as her only accessory.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 05:47 PM (Dhht7)

68 Thanks skip! Heidi is pouring me a Jameson Black Barrel. Nice.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 05:47 PM (Orx/W)

69 Thats me bb. A big birthday Goof. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 05:48 PM (Orx/W)

70 The first pic after the tweet doesn't load for me. If it is the traditional 1950s vintage pic, I will cry.

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2020 05:49 PM (BWejp)

71 olddog?

Posted by: Infidel at February 15, 2020 05:49 PM (MTxDQ)

72 Never. Last time I dressed up was my wedding. I'm so excited!
Posted by: Jewells45

Have fun Jewells !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 05:49 PM (arJlL)

73 Easy problem

1.Qe5+ Qxe5
2.dxe5+ Kg6
3.h5#

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 05:49 PM (u82oZ)

74 Happy birthday Cannibal Bob!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 05:50 PM (dUJdY)

75 I have my last glass of cognac, Cheers!

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:50 PM (ZCEU2)

76 Thanks JT. I'm sure I will. Trip of a lifetime. Doubt I'll be able to do it again.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 05:51 PM (dUJdY)

77 Now I'm doing a tasting. Jameson Black Barrel vs. Jameson Caskmates Stout. Sucks to be me.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 05:51 PM (Orx/W)

78 Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 05:40 PM (sdctx)

Sounds like almost perfect weaponization, but on the bright side think how much money the Clintons made from the Chinese and how much we citizens saved from being able to buy cheap crap made by slave labor with our unemployment checks.
Wonder if DoD ever did any studies on military success when so many critical items have been outsourced to a foreign (and potentially adversarial) nation?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 05:51 PM (BiNEL)

79 That fact that there are so many attractive young ladies in chess from the Eastern Bloc makes me think that the Soviet eugenics program might not have ended with deStalinization like they claim.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 15, 2020 05:52 PM (SfYbS)

80 Thanks Jewells, have a wonderful Ball!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 05:52 PM (Orx/W)

81 Cognac warms the body and soul

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)

82 Cheriebeb thank you!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 05:53 PM (Orx/W)

83 Having a trying day. Surrounded by idiots.
Chess/dress thread helps to center me.
Thanxs OM.

Hungary really centers me.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 15, 2020 05:53 PM (axyOa)

84 Aw Jewells, when are you sailing? I hope you have a wonderful time!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 15, 2020 05:53 PM (a4EWo)

85 Jewells45

Take pictures!

I'll bet you will be stunning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 05:53 PM (u82oZ)

86 17 If you have to wear a low-cut blouse when you play chess, you're probably not very good. Merely an observation.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 15, 2020 05:30 PM (/669Q)

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There's something about this observation that I have a visceral disagreement with, but I'm not sure exactly what it is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2020 05:54 PM (CVCGQ)

87 Skip, I know nothing about cognac.. Used to years ago have a bit after dinner but forget what it was. What's your pleasure?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 05:54 PM (Orx/W)

88 Now I'm doing a tasting. Jameson Black Barrel vs. Jameson Caskmates Stout. Sucks to be me.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 05:51 PM

Niiiice. Happy birthday!

Sipping a cold martini here and preparing to sear 2 1/4" of prime, sous vided NY strip. Yeah...I know it's not the Food Thread. Humor me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2020 05:55 PM (aetXb)

89 There's something about this observation that I have a visceral disagreement with, but I'm not sure exactly what it is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2020 05:54 PM (CVCGQ)

Isn't chess also a psychological game? So I see the advantage. Just sayin.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 05:56 PM (Orx/W)

90 Jewels, I hope you have the most wonderful trip.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 15, 2020 05:57 PM (fyf7W)

91 Advanced Problem again.

Surely the first move is correct.

1. e7+ Kxe7

Otherwise white queens a pawn immediately and there are no checks in the position. So ...

2. Rb7+ Kf7
3. Rxa7

still looks won for white.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:57 PM (XzVUd)

92 If you have to wear a low-cut blouse when you play chess, you're probably not very good. Merely an observation.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 15, 2020 05:30 PM

Your words confuse and frighten me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2020 05:57 PM (aetXb)

93 Niiiice. Happy birthday!

Sipping a cold martini here and preparing to sear 2 1/4" of prime, sous vided NY strip. Yeah...I know it's not the Food Thread. Humor me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2020 05:55 PM (aetXb)

Just wow. Oh...and yum. Enjoy Red!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 05:58 PM (Orx/W)

94 59 55 That's one line. There are others.

I'll look for a "better" one then. You seem to be implying that it's not "wrong" but not "best".
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:44 PM
(XzVUd)


Right. Black does not have to take that path, i.e. it is not a forced line. In particular, he doesn't have to take the rook, even though that looks like the logical continuation.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 05:58 PM (3Ame7)

95 Jewels, sounds beautiful! I know how lovely your jewelry is.

That white 50's dress looks positively painful to wear.

Posted by: skywch at February 15, 2020 05:58 PM (IWvy/)

96 If you have to wear a low-cut blouse when you play chess, you're probably not very good. Merely an observation.
Posted by: bluebell
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or...a strategist, playing to men's vulgar sensibilities.

Posted by: Shiv-resistant nic at February 15, 2020 05:58 PM (Upqfr)

97 As with scotch always looking for what I never have had.
Have Martelli VS, liked it a lot

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:59 PM (ZCEU2)

98 And happy birthday to Cannibal Blob!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 05:59 PM (3Ame7)

99 96 If you have to wear a low-cut blouse when you play chess, you're probably not very good. Merely an observation.
Posted by: bluebell

I'd say any chess master who gets distracted by cleavage doesn't deserve to win.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 06:00 PM (xj+jQ)

100 or...a strategist, playing to men's vulgar sensibilities.

Posted by: Shiv-resistant nic at February 15, 2020 05:58 PM (Upqfr)


You say 'vulgar sensibilities' like its a bad thing.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 06:00 PM (Orx/W)

101 96 If you have to wear a low-cut blouse when you play chess, you're probably not very good. Merely an observation.
Posted by: bluebell

gud at wut ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 15, 2020 06:00 PM (rpxSz)

102 78 Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 05:40 PM (sdctx)

Sounds like almost perfect weaponization, but on the bright side think how much money the Clintons made from the Chinese and how much we citizens saved from being able to buy cheap crap made by slave labor with our unemployment checks.
Wonder if DoD ever did any studies on military success when so many critical items have been outsourced to a foreign (and potentially adversarial) nation?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar



Took a couple of engineers to some of the equipment rooms at work a couple of weeks ago. One of them told me, as he pointed to a couple of servers that those were made in China and when first installed, it was discovered that the were infected with malware. The Chinese company was of course, run by the PRC Intel. They cost millions and then spent more to un-infect them. We are not a serious nation. It's amazing we've stumbled along this long. I guess the other nations are worse. That's a thought.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 15, 2020 06:01 PM (DTP+F)

103 Thanks OM! Much appreciated! Hate having birthdays but beats the alternative.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 06:02 PM (Orx/W)

104 We set sail February 23. Fly into Puerto Rico on the 22nd and spend the night at an Airbnb, then board on Sunday.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 06:02 PM (dUJdY)

105 olddog, how is the wife? I have been remiss on the horde this week.

Posted by: Infidel at February 15, 2020 06:02 PM (MTxDQ)

106 There's something about this observation that I have a visceral disagreement with, but I'm not sure exactly what it is.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2020 05:54 PM (CVCGQ)
----------

I know what it is. You don't have a low-cut blouse.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 15, 2020 06:02 PM (/669Q)

107 Just wow. Oh...and yum. Enjoy Red!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 05:58 PM

And you, Cannibal Bob! Cheers!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2020 06:03 PM (aetXb)

108 I see nothing wrong in playing a game of chess and using every advantage you have.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 06:03 PM (ZCEU2)

109 Old Dog

Thank you for the context. Makes it more interesting.

Hope you and your wife are keeping warm. Two under a blanket thrive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:03 PM (u82oZ)

110 Jewells45

Take pictures!

I'll bet you will be stunning.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Yeah !

Even though she dint post pics of getting nakee after KC won thw Supe !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 06:03 PM (arJlL)

111 NaCly I will! I will share them at the Texas MoMe.

Thank you Bed Had. Wish I could take ya'll with me!! lol! Wouln't that be a hoot! Poor cruise line would never be the same.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 06:04 PM (dUJdY)

112 OT but this is sort of hilariously amazing. The WSJ published an article about atmospheres in other planets could give clues to life. In the course of the narrative the article compared CO2 levels in Venus and Earth, scaring the reader into thinking we are destroying our atmosphere. They leave out that Venus' atmosphere is 96.% CO2 and Earth's is four one hundreths of one percent (.04%). Venus has nearly 2500 times our CO2 because IT LACKS PLANTS. So global warming and the human economy had nothing to do with Venus' crazy armospheric CO2. So, fuck you WSJ.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 15, 2020 06:04 PM (NVYyb)

113 2. Rb7+ Kf7
3. Rxa7
still looks won for white.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 05:57 PM (XzVUd)


Oh, it is, no question. But Black can put some resistance, and hope that White will blunder. If I found myself in this position as Black in an actual game, I wouldn't resign but make White prove to me that he knew how to win, especially if my opponent was equal to or below my own rating level. It may only be 4-5 more moves, but I would not immediately resign.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 06:04 PM (3Ame7)

114 Cannibal Bob

Happy birthday.

May you have a tasty wench over for dinner.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:04 PM (u82oZ)

115 97 As with scotch always looking for what I never have had.

Have Martelli VS, liked it a lot

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:59 PM (ZCEU2)

I'm much the same way with tequila. Usually with tequila to get some market share they introduce with killer deals. That's what I look for and 100% agave. Found some really nice sipping ones that way.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 06:04 PM (Orx/W)

116
Hungarian lady is hungry

For your blood!!!


Posted by: Tom Cruise at February 15, 2020 06:05 PM (z0XD8)

117 Ben Had - checked my Inbox today, don't see your email addy. Fen Spoke has my email, you could get it from her if you like.

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2020 06:05 PM (BWejp)

118 Happy birthday.

May you have a tasty wench over for dinner.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:04 PM (u82oZ)

LOL. Thank you.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 06:06 PM (Orx/W)

119 When did you go from Cannibal Bob to Cannibal Blob? Too many dinners of humans? I don't want to call you Blob. How about if I just call you Cannibal B?

Happy Birthday. Is the cake made of humans too or you go off your normal diet for one days to eat carbs?

May you and your family be blessed during this birthday year?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2020 06:06 PM (WI7YS)

120 Oh and NaCly.. thanks so much

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 06:06 PM (dUJdY)

121 kallisto, here is mine

murphywong at peoplepc dot com

Posted by: Ben Had at February 15, 2020 06:06 PM (fyf7W)

122 jeebus SE Cupp is a fkn moron. diaf

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 15, 2020 06:06 PM (tVgco)

123 I hear Bioware is going to release the version of Anthem they should have released at launch. they better not make the customers pay twice.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 15, 2020 06:07 PM (B7nMp)

124 # DropOutJoe seems to be a big hit on Twitter, too funny.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 06:07 PM (ZCEU2)

125 Cannibal Bob

Happy birthday.

May you have a tasty wench over for dinner.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Yeah.

Heidi wants to test her new Louisville Slugger !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 06:07 PM (arJlL)

126 119 The "May your family" was a statement, not a question. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2020 06:08 PM (WI7YS)

127 Greetings Horde! I'm at a big regional dance competition, watching my granddaughter in 15!!! dances.

She is unbelievable.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 15, 2020 06:08 PM (AdRDt)

128 Cannibal Bob @ 68- Is Jamesons Black Barrel good corned beef and cabbage? Because I'm about out of the Jamesons Triple Distilled I usually drink.

Posted by: Eromero at February 15, 2020 06:08 PM (UUkQp)

129 Thank you olddog. I pray you and the misses are doing well.

Posted by: Infidel at February 15, 2020 06:08 PM (MTxDQ)

130
We set sail February 23. Fly into Puerto Rico on the 22nd and spend the night at an Airbnb, then board on Sunday.
Posted by: Jewells45


For a three hour tour

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2020 06:08 PM (aKsyK)

131 Huck Follywood

I got into this with a concerned Physical Chemist Prof several years ago. He had no clue that there was an existing feedback mechanism in the biome.

He was focused on atmospheric chemistry and IR reflection. He was a tad too specialized.

CO₂ is not the problem. "Environmentalists" stopping nuclear power are the problem.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:09 PM (u82oZ)

132 Infidel, Melania post @67. Wife is doing better. Started rehab again this past week. Is walking better and can get down the 7 steps to garage level to get in car for appts.

Next week sees local oncologist to re-establish relationship as her chemo is finished in STL. Her STL oncologist recommended, but we will still her quarterly. Tuesday go to see a cardiologist. Last stay in hospital they said her heart was "stiff." Pumping out OK, but the intake not so much. We'll see.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 06:09 PM (Dhht7)

133 I guess one hint was that the Chinese line of servers went out under the "Corona" brand

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 15, 2020 06:10 PM (B7nMp)

134 Ladyl!! How fun!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 06:10 PM (dUJdY)

135 Hiya Ladyl !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 06:10 PM (arJlL)

136 Prayers continue for your wife and you olddog. Always.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 06:11 PM (dUJdY)

137 bluebell

I sent you an email about the MoMeet. Maybe it's stuck in your spam trap.

And chess nerds, even those that do not know the healing touch of a woman, can exclude a low neckline from consideration in a chess match.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:11 PM (u82oZ)

138 104 We set sail February 23. Fly into Puerto Rico on the 22nd and spend the night at an Airbnb, then board on Sunday.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 06:02 PM (dUJdY)

I enjoyed Puerto Rico a lot when I visited in 2007. At least they use American currency and most people speak English. If you're in San Juan, I think a day trip over to the El Junque rain forest is well worth the time, it was a fascinating place.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 06:11 PM (V2Yro)

139
May you and your family be blessed during this birthday year?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2020 06:06 PM (WI7YS)

Cannibal Blob is fat shaming myself into losing weight. Once I'm svelte...I'll be Bob. But call me anything you want. Heidi does.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 06:11 PM (Orx/W)

140 Ladyl - what kind of dances?

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 06:11 PM (ZCEU2)

141 Off tiny sock.

Speaking of leftovers from 3 threads ago...


Gonna save up my money
And be the President
Gonna buy me a tall box
And then I'll stand on it
When I'm debatin'
I'm gonna stand on it!

Wah-wah
I'm gonna stand on it!
Wah-wah
The podium I'll fit
Wah-wah
If'n I stand on it!

- The Tiny Beachboys featuring Mini-Mike

Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2020 06:12 PM (z0XD8)

142 Prayers continue for your wife and you olddog. Always.
Posted by: Jewells45

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 06:12 PM (arJlL)

143 121 - ok BH

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2020 06:13 PM (BWejp)

144 Intermediate Problem

The first move is R x pawn at A5.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:13 PM (u82oZ)

145 another issue with Venus is no magmetic field. no Van Allen belts. all the water is stripped off. so no calcium rocks pulling co2 into calcium carbonate like here.

I do believe Earth has a magnetic field. aurora was spotted in Finland last night.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 15, 2020 06:13 PM (B7nMp)

146 Plantain is served everywhere, and although it's a type of banana to me it tasted more like a mushy potato. I wasn't at all impressed with it. Now the Rum drinks they make, on the other hand...

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 06:13 PM (V2Yro)

147 Kateryna...hmm, I instantly thought it was that Jazz she-male. Loved the 1936 gown, along with the red halter gown. Both beautiful! Every single time I see Melania Trump, I always think she looks just so lovely. The epitome of lovely...and pure class, actually. She has such a beautiful smile.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 15, 2020 06:14 PM (JoUsr)

148 If the picture were reversed would it appear that her wedding ring was on her left hand?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 06:15 PM (RKPlw)

149 I saw Mushy Banana open for Bob Dole just before the debates in 1996

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 15, 2020 06:15 PM (B7nMp)

150 Old Dog

Thank you for the context. Makes it more interesting.

Hope you and your wife are keeping warm. Two under a blanket thrive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:03 PM

Heh. The only 2 in my bed is me and the cat. Wife hasn't been able to do steps to bedroom. I got her hospital bed for lower level but she won't use it. Says it depresses her. She prefers sleeping on couch next to fire place.

However, as strength comes back now that chemo is over I hope to see back in our bed soon.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 06:16 PM (Dhht7)

151 128 Cannibal Bob @ 68- Is Jamesons Black Barrel good corned beef and cabbage? Because I'm about out of the Jamesons Triple Distilled I usually drink.

Posted by: Eromero at February 15, 2020 06:08 PM (UUkQp)

I'm certainly not a whiskey expert. Drink it rarely. A friend brought me a bottle to try and I jus really liked it. Now I'll need to try Jameson Triple Distilled. I walks smile when I see that 'distilled 5, 6, 7 times." I'm thinking the Irish can't even count after the 1st tasting. No offense. "so Seamus how many times is that anyway?"

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 06:17 PM (Orx/W)

152 Cannibal Bob, I've been doing my due diligence on the bison sausages and I have some on order for a taste test. Does the company your neighbor works for happen to have a name common in the three muskateers?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 15, 2020 06:17 PM (fyf7W)

153 >>>The first move is R x pawn at A5.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:13 PM (u82oZ)



The first move is always Rx.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 06:17 PM (RKPlw)

154 *sigh

(Forgive the notation)

Prob 2 :

1)Rf1 Qe8
2)Re2 Qg8
3)Rf2 a4
4)Rf8 Qxf8 (queen takes Rook on f
5)RxQf8/# (White Rook takes Q on f8- checkmate)

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2020 06:17 PM (zr5Kq)

155 Tom that sounds wonderful. We should get there about 2:00 local time. If it's doable we will do it!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 06:17 PM (dUJdY)

156
I always find dresses which are patterned or cut at angles counter the a woman natural form,

like the one the Korean gal is wearing,

detract from the wearers beauty and make the woman look weird or unnatural

like she got Coronavirus of the Couture

or maybe her left leg is about to fall off.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2020 06:18 PM (z0XD8)

157 I like craft beer but the problem with craft breweries is they attract douchebags.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 06:19 PM (xj+jQ)

158 runner

So I was wrong. Not a surprise.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:19 PM (u82oZ)

159 145 another issue with Venus is no magmetic field. no Van Allen belts. all the water is stripped off. so no calcium rocks pulling co2 into calcium carbonate like here.

I do believe Earth has a magnetic field. aurora was spotted in Finland last night.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 15, 2020 06:13 PM (B7nMp)

In fact that's one of those Fun, Amazing Facts about the Earth. Even though the Earth is only a tiny fraction of the size, Earth has a magnetic field almost equal to Jupiter's, thanks to the 2,000 mile wide ball of spinning, superheated iron and nickel at the core. It's an amazingly powerful field generator, and none of the other inner planets have anything like it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 06:19 PM (V2Yro)

160 runner

So I was wrong. Not a surprise.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:19 PM (u82oZ)

NaCly, I have no clue - that is just what I see....

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2020 06:20 PM (zr5Kq)

161 Prayers old dog. Glad chemo has ended.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 06:20 PM (Orx/W)

162 )Rf1 Qe8
2)Re2 Qg8
3)Rf2 a4
4)Rf8 Qxf8 (queen takes Rook on f
5)RxQf8/# (White Rook takes Q on f8- checkmate)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2020 06:17 PM (zr5Kq)


If 1.Rf1, then 1...Qxa5.

Now what?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 06:21 PM (3Ame7)

163 Northernlurker

Did your special barkeep friend keep you on that barstool? Or push you off? I guess I needed more to your story.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:21 PM (u82oZ)

164 Chiefs fan finally opens 50-year-old bottle of whiskey from Super Bowl IV

https://tinyurl.com/vxwjpap

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 15, 2020 06:21 PM (iTXRQ)

165 Ooops, please ignore #162, my board was wrong.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 06:22 PM (3Ame7)

166 Did your special barkeep friend keep you on that barstool? Or push you off? I guess I needed more to your story.

She didn't let me fall off

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 06:22 PM (xj+jQ)

167
I saw Superheated Iron open for Nickelback at the Toronto Civic Center in '95.


Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2020 06:22 PM (z0XD8)

168 Tom Servo

Very good.

Now explain the moves of the Magnetic North Pole, and magnetic field reversal. Please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:23 PM (u82oZ)

169 113 It may only be 4-5 more moves, but I would not immediately resign.


There seem to be a *lot* of lines after 3 ... Kd6, which seems obviously necessary. I don't even know how to write it down and keep track of them all. I'll work on it a bit to see if I can get the 4th move for white.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 06:23 PM (XzVUd)

170 Northernlurker

You ol' smoothy!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:23 PM (u82oZ)

171 The moon landing deniers say the Apollo craft could never have made it through the Van Allen belts.

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2020 06:23 PM (BWejp)

172 102 78 Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 05:40 PM (sdctx)

Sounds like almost perfect weaponization, but on the bright side think how much money the Clintons made from the Chinese and how much we citizens saved from being able to buy cheap crap made by slave labor with our unemployment checks.
Wonder if DoD ever did any studies on military success when so many critical items have been outsourced to a foreign (and potentially adversarial) nation?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Took a couple of engineers to some of the equipment rooms at work a couple of weeks ago. One of them told me, as he pointed to a couple of servers that those were made in China and when first installed, it was discovered that the were infected with malware. The Chinese company was of course, run by the PRC Intel. They cost millions and then spent more to un-infect them. We are not a serious nation. It's amazing we've stumbled along this long. I guess the other nations are worse. That's a thought.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 15, 2020 06:01 PM (DTP+F)

It causes lesions to form on the testicles causing infertility, so if you survive, you are infertile and probably have very low T. It also affects the lining of all major organs on the surface because of the ACE2 gene expression is located on those too.

It will be many months before we know the full extent of what this man made virus does to all races. But I'm sure scientists will avoid studying this thing based on race.

Also 760 million Chinese on some form of lockdown and they are pissed we won't open our borders and airports to them.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 06:24 PM (GVeZJ)

173 I heard whisky doesn't age once bottled but my experience says otherwise, have had old whisky and it can go down like glass.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 06:25 PM (ZCEU2)

174 Posted by: DB- just DB at February 15, 2020 06:21 PM (iTXRQ)

They didn't say how it was! Shitty reporting.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 06:25 PM (dUJdY)

175 If 1.Rf1, then 1...Qxa5.

Now what?
Posted by: OregonMuse, A


lol, you have a point

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2020 06:25 PM (zr5Kq)

176 1)Rf1 Qe8
2)Re2 Qg8
3)Rf2 a4
4)Rf8 Qxf8 (queen takes Rook on f
5)RxQf8/# (White Rook takes Q on f8- checkmate)
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2020 06:17 PM (zr5Kq)


1.Rf1 Qxf1+

Now what?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 06:25 PM (3Ame7)

177 probably do:

1) Rd1, same strategy after that

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2020 06:27 PM (zr5Kq)

178 171 The moon landing deniers say the Apollo craft could never have made it through the Van Allen belts.
Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2020 06:23 PM (BWejp)

That's what NASA says from their own mouths. Look into it. I don't care about the moon landing because we haven't gone back so it must be a nothingburger on the moon.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 06:27 PM (GVeZJ)

179 Jewells45

I did not track your cruise coming up. Alas. I sent an order to your shop, but you are probably very busy.

It is my fault.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:27 PM (u82oZ)

180 152 Cannibal Bob, I've been doing my due diligence on the bison sausages and I have some on order for a taste test. Does the company your neighbor works for happen to have a name common in the three muskateers?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 15, 2020 06:17 PM (fyf7W)

First Ben Had, we would love to attend the Texas Mo Me, but just cannot plan that far ahead. Oct is busy at work for Heidi. My neighbor works for
US Best. They have fish, a broad range meat, (she refuses to promote fake meat but they have it). Hope theres an opening when we can decide if we can attend.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 06:28 PM (Orx/W)

181 It causes lesions to form on the testicles causing infertility,

OW !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 06:28 PM (arJlL)

182 *need to flesh it out...

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2020 06:28 PM (zr5Kq)

183 168 Tom Servo

Very good.

Now explain the moves of the Magnetic North Pole, and magnetic field reversal. Please.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:23 PM (u82oZ)

That's a very good question - I don't think anyone can answer "why". The sun itself, which of course has an immense magnetic field, swaps polarity every 11 years, give or take. And no one can really explain why, but it's part of the system. In fact, the sun is in the middle of a polarity flip right now. Which is why all the sunspots have vanished this year, and which might have something to do with cooling.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 06:29 PM (V2Yro)

184 161 Prayers old dog. Glad chemo has ended.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob

Yes, me too. Although wife wasn't initially as they canceled her last cycle. She was afraid that cancer would come back sooner if not completed. Dr. said she got wife "a little too close to the sun" in Dec. and that there is no hard data on how many chemo treatments to get. They just go with 6 months as guideline.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 06:29 PM (Dhht7)

185 One of the most attractive First Lady dresses that I remember.

Posted by: KT at February 15, 2020 06:29 PM (BVQ+1)

186 The Van Allen Belt sounds like a cocktail.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 06:29 PM (xj+jQ)

187 Just got an unsolicited text from 'abby' with bloomberg campaign, and much as I wanted to answer back that 'abby' blow a rabid bobcat in a phonebooth, I didn't do that. Just blocked that number.

Posted by: Eromero at February 15, 2020 06:30 PM (UUkQp)

188 Cannibal Bob, the TX MoMe is on 600 acres and we will always have room.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 15, 2020 06:30 PM (fyf7W)

189
My Dad used to spank me with the Van Allen Belt.


Smarts like a mojo.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2020 06:31 PM (z0XD8)

190 What is infuriating is that ok it is most likely fatal and severe to Asians, but if Americans and Westerns catch it, are the males at a high risk of infertility? Our birth rates are way too low as it is.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 06:31 PM (GVeZJ)

191 Tom Servo

I look into the solar scientists predictions every month on the NOAA satellite data site. They may be a tad worried.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:31 PM (u82oZ)

192 Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 06:29 PM (Dhht7)

Well hopefully the side effects will begin to pass. I understand the same.. 6 months is a guideline.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 06:31 PM (Orx/W)

193 One of the most attractive First Lady dresses that I remember.
Posted by: KT

Yeah.

Me too !

!

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 06:31 PM (arJlL)

194 NaCly.. your order will ship Tuesday my dear. I don't leave til Saturday. It's all good and thank you love. Much appreciated.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 06:32 PM (dUJdY)

195 Here is the anti-Science WSJ quote. Maybe we should clue them in, so they ignorant turds stop scaring people:

"A runaway greenhouse effect caused by an accumulation of water vapor and carbon dioxide turned Venus into a hellish wasteland; notoriously, an accumulation of carbon dioxide is currently warming Earth's climate."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 15, 2020 06:33 PM (NVYyb)

196 Runaway Co2 and water vapor sounds like jungle fever.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 06:34 PM (RKPlw)

197 Ahwoo Flu

Based on the difference seen in infection rates, and because Westerners smoke less and have better air quality, I expect our young non-vaping studs will be OK. Plus, the ones going out have good hygiene.

It's the guys starting a family with their third wife and smoking a lot of MJ for stress relief that have to worry.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:34 PM (u82oZ)

198 I'll wait and see what others are thinking.

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2020 06:35 PM (zr5Kq)

199 188 Cannibal Bob, the TX MoMe is on 600 acres and we will always have room.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 15, 2020 06:30 PM (fyf7W)

Wow. I won't tell Heidi. She has been looking at small RV's and I've been nixing it. She thinks we could road trip. Lol. Crazy wife...crazy life.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 06:35 PM (Orx/W)

200 Huck Follywood

I can teach to the stupid, even using the Socratic method.

I can not cure stupid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:35 PM (u82oZ)

201 We are not a serious nation. It's amazing we've stumbled along this long.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 15, 2020 06:01 PM (DTP+F)
--------------------

Agree. I read this today at Breitbart regarding our pharmaceuticals all in the control of China. 'Scrips and OTC.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/u5n3u2h

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 06:36 PM (Dhht7)

202 I thhink I could hit the shower and go to bed, and its only 6:30

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 06:36 PM (ZCEU2)

203 Check out Melania engagement ring.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 15, 2020 06:36 PM (PrWw3)

204 I'm just going to put a sign on my testicles: 'Coronavirus Has No Home Here', and BOOM! Instant immunity!

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2020 06:37 PM (BWejp)

205 olddog, I am keeping you and the missus in my prayers, I hope that she feels stronger soon.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 15, 2020 06:37 PM (a4EWo)

206 Jewells45

Thank you so much. Please accept this kiss on your hand from a grateful customer. The rest of the arm is up to your husband.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:37 PM (u82oZ)

207 the moon landing deniers say a lot of bullshit.

the electronics in the 1960s were built simple and strong, because that was the level of tech then. modern "idiot proofing" has led to more complicated electronics that have more of a problem in a radiation belt.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 15, 2020 06:37 PM (B7nMp)

208 I'm just going to put a sign on my testicles: 'Coronavirus Has No Home Here', and BOOM! Instant immunity!
Posted by: kallisto

!

Ummmmmm.......I have a question !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 06:38 PM (arJlL)

209 Did I miss it? Over 200 comments and nobody mentions Melania's nipples?

Posted by: davidt at February 15, 2020 06:38 PM (l3+k2)

210 You're very welcome NaCly. I do hope she likes what you got her.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2020 06:39 PM (dUJdY)

211 olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay

13% of our drugs come from China. We have a lot of places to change the supply chains for drugs, like India, the EU, and the United States. CROs have had a month to start the switch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:40 PM (u82oZ)

212 Jewells45

Yes, that is always the mystery. She does keep me dancing for her approval.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:40 PM (u82oZ)

213 You people just need to follow my lead when it comes to defeating these pesky pandemics. Funny thing though, I never seem to get credit for my scientific breakthroughs.

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2020 06:41 PM (BWejp)

214 Cannibal Bob, plenty of room for RV parking and remember we do 2 full days.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 15, 2020 06:41 PM (fyf7W)

215 Oh, and Happy B'day Cannibal Bob.

Thanks Jewells and JT.

Jewells and have fun on cruise. Can't wait to see pics.

Hi, Ben Had. Hope all is well in you neck of the woods.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 06:41 PM (Dhht7)

216 Advanced.

1. e7+ Kxe7
2. Rb7+ Kd6
3. Rxa7

Now there are *two* lines. Kc5 or Kc6.

3. ... Kc6
4. Bd5+ Kb6
5. Rb7+ Kxa6

white now keeps the black king on the a-file with the rook and uses his bishop and king to take the pawn on h7 and then comes back to mate black. I don't see a way for white to hang on to the a6 pawn in this line.

3. ... Kc5
4. Rc7+ Kb6
5. a7 Be4
6. Rxh7 ... ( Bxh7 7. a8=Q )

So white will play Rg7 and then manoever his bishop on to the h1-a8 diagonal, protected by the king and wins.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 06:41 PM (XzVUd)

217 132 Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay


Nice to hear good news. Sounds like a fight ahead. You and she are on my prayer list.

Thank you for the update.

Posted by: Infidel at February 15, 2020 06:42 PM (MTxDQ)

218 Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 06:41 PM (XzVUd)


what about intermediate puzzle ?

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2020 06:42 PM (zr5Kq)

219 214 Cannibal Bob, plenty of room for RV parking and remember we do 2 full days.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 15, 2020 06:41 PM (fyf7W)

Thanks Ben Had. That sounds terrific.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 06:43 PM (Orx/W)

220 He was focused on atmospheric chemistry and IR reflection. He was a tad too specialized.
-------

While he was at Princeton, Turing wangled a visit to see Einstein. Turing was convinced that he had developed a mathematical proof that would provide a significant new insight regarding physics.

Einstein apparently listened patiently, recognized the flaw in Turing's assumptions, and then said, "Young man, go and study physics."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 06:44 PM (Upqfr)

221 Ok all. Refill and ukulele. Have fun.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 06:44 PM (Orx/W)

222 You people just need to follow my lead when it comes to defeating these pesky pandemics. Funny thing though, I never seem to get credit for my scientific breakthroughs.
Posted by: kallisto

Well, the fact that you HAVE a pair of testicles is a significant breakthrough !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 06:45 PM (arJlL)

223 208. Yes JT, what is your question?

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2020 06:45 PM (BWejp)

224 olddog, Things are good here on the ranch. I'm getting a head start on the mowing to beat the weeds.

I keep your family in my prayers everyday.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 15, 2020 06:46 PM (fyf7W)

225 Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:40 PM (u82oZ)

Salty, the story at Breitbart said 80% of our antibiotics come from China. China will soon replace India as leader in generics. And India can't make some of their generics without getting active ingredients from China. We don't manufacture anything. Not even Vitamin C.

TBH, it's above my pay grade, but doesn't seem like good place be in.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 06:47 PM (Dhht7)

226 Einstein apparently listened patiently, recognized the flaw in Turing's assumptions, and then said, "Young man, go and study physics."
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Which was the scientific equivalent of "Go home and get yer fuckin' SHINEBOX " !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 06:48 PM (arJlL)

227 218 what about intermediate puzzle ?

1. Rxa5 Qxa5
2. Re8#

So can't take the R on a5.

1. Rxa5 Qe8 ( or 2. Ra8# )
2. Rxe8#

Finally.

1. Rxa5 Qh5+ (this is the only check)
2. Rxh5 Kg8
3. Rf1 b6 (or b5) ( Kh8 Rf8# )
4. Re5 b5
5. Re8#



Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 06:49 PM (XzVUd)

228 Hmmm. A Hungarian soul stealer and no Miklos in the thread. I suspect the worst.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2020 06:50 PM (gd9RK)

229 1) Rd1, same strategy after that
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2020 06:27 PM (zr5Kq)


If 1.Rd1, then Black has the annoying fork 1...Qb3 and White is in danger or losing the initiative.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 06:51 PM (3Ame7)

230
We don't manufacture anything. Not even Vitamin C.

Eat lemons.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2020 06:51 PM (aKsyK)

231 Intermediate:
1. RxP

and Black is screwed. Queen cannot stop both Ra8 mate and Re8 mate. Plus Queen under attack and cannot check White King

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 15, 2020 06:51 PM (4LbHt)

232 I do think that Hungarian woman is putting a spell on me every time I see her picture.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 06:52 PM (ZCEU2)

233 Meth scientists (scientists on meth) dig a pretty deep hole.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 15, 2020 06:52 PM (BEgB9)

234 It's almost as if this man made virus was created to cull certain targeted populations and prevent population growth. The anti-human Marxist and GloboHomo wet dream.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 06:52 PM (GVeZJ)

235 >>>13% of our drugs come from China. We have a lot of places to change the supply chains for drugs, like India, the EU, and the United States. CROs have had a month to start the switch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:40 PM (u82oZ)


Breitbart seemed a little hinky.
I shopped Canada a lot and would have choices between manufactured in Canada, UK, India, Germany, and Turkey. In that order.

I was never given the option of a drug manufactured in China. I tried to stay with Canada or Germany.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 06:53 PM (RKPlw)

236 Vionnet's work was extraordinary. I love her deco work in particular.

Posted by: CN at February 15, 2020 06:54 PM (ONvIw)

237 1. Rxa5 Qh5+ (this is the only check)
2. Rxh5 Kg8
3. Rf1 b6 (or b5) ( Kh8 Rf8# )
4. Re5 b5
5. Re8#
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 06:49 PM (XzVUd


Not bad work. Have you considered: 1.Rxa5 Kg8 (to escape the back-rank mate).

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 06:54 PM (3Ame7)

238 235 I was never given the option of a drug manufactured in China. I tried to stay with Canada or Germany.


Given the depths to which the auto industry went, I would not be surprised to find that "Canadian" drugs are just repackaged Chinese ones.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 06:55 PM (XzVUd)

239 Gotta admit the XFL is entertaining. Love the speed of the game, but wouldn't want it in college or NFL.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 06:55 PM (GVeZJ)

240 232 I do think that Hungarian woman is putting a spell on me every time I see her picture.
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 06:52 PM (ZCEU2)


Do you feel an irresistable urge to paint her house and clean out the roof gutters?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 06:56 PM (3Ame7)

241 237 Not bad work. Have you considered: 1.Rxa5 Kg8 (to escape the back-rank mate).

2. Rxb5


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 06:57 PM (XzVUd)

242 Haven't cheated by looking at anyone's answers but haven't figured out one puzzle yet

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 06:59 PM (ZCEU2)

243 Gotta admit the XFL is entertaining.


I think part of the fun is that they're not quite good. Plays break that would immediately be shut down in the NFL and whoosh!

Also, guys get to make a living playing football who otherwise couldn't make a living playing football and they love it.

Also also, it proves Colin Kaepernick is an asshole. He could have played but he wanted an NFL salary. Dude, if you prove yourself in the XFL the NFL will pay you. But first you have to, you know, prove yourself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2020 06:59 PM (gd9RK)

244 Gutters? Last year I bough a Ryobi electric leaf blower. This past fall I found an old Craftsman leaf gutter attachment. The end of it looks like a reverse p trap.

Hacksaw and giant hose clamp were the only tools required to accessorize my leaf blower into a gutter blower.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 07:01 PM (RKPlw)

245 " feel an irresistable urge to paint her house and clean out the roof gutters?"

Millennials don't do that anymore, not any other housework. but they'll upvote your tweet on male privilege.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 15, 2020 07:02 PM (B7nMp)

246 Well.

Now time to peel the shrimp.

And no, that is not from the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Miklos, pre-gaming the cooking thread at February 15, 2020 07:03 PM (QzkSJ)

247 Also also, it proves Colin Kaepernick is an asshole. He could have played but he wanted an NFL salary. Dude, if you prove yourself in the XFL the NFL will pay you. But first you have to, you know, prove yourself.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2020 06:59 PM (gd9RK)


He is such a colossal dick. But I'll bet he's surrounded with toadies and sycophants that would never tell him he's being a colossal dick. So he continues being a colossal dick.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 07:03 PM (3Ame7)

248 I shopped Canada a lot and would have choices between manufactured in Canada, UK, India, Germany, and Turkey. In that order.

Posted by: Braenyard

---

I've stocked up on the Rxs I can and anti-viral cleaners. I don't want to go overboard on this stuff but simply be moderately prepared for tight supplies.

And I'm not flying anywhere in the near future either. I love road trips anyway so 8 hours to Fairfax and 16 to TX will be fun.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 15, 2020 07:04 PM (Y4EXg)

249 My roof is only a 4-12 pitch so I just use a leaf blower and walk down the roof line

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 07:04 PM (ZCEU2)

250 Intermediate final line.

1. Ra5 Kg8
2. Rxb5 Kf7 (or Kf8 3. Rxb7 Kg8 4. Rb8# )
3. Rxb7+ Kg6 (or Kf6)
4. Rb6+

and a beginner can win from here.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 07:05 PM (XzVUd)

251 Hmmm. A Hungarian soul stealer and no Miklos in the thread. I suspect the worst.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Nolo contendere.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 15, 2020 07:05 PM (QzkSJ)

252 ..Wow. I won't tell Heidi. She has been looking at small RV's and I've been nixing it. She thinks we could road trip. Lol. Crazy wife...crazy life.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 06:35 PM (Orx/W)




Cannibal Bob. RENT an RV, vs. buying one. Thousand or two for a nice week's vacay, and an extended test drive as "proof of concept."

No maintenance, no storage fees for something you'd only use, what, a few times a year?

And should it be that y'all DO like it and want to buy one, then you're ahead of the game in that you'll have some idea of what features you liked, and which ones to avoid.

Meanwhile. RENT one. No monthly payments, yay!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 07:05 PM (QzJWU)

253 Bamboleo! Bamboleo!

Posted by: Gipsy Kings at February 15, 2020 07:06 PM (Z+IKu)

254 250 Intermediate final line.
1. Ra5 Kg8
2. Rxb5 Kf7 (or Kf8 3. Rxb7 Kg8 4. Rb8# )
3. Rxb7+ Kg6 (or Kf6)
4. Rb6+
and a beginner can win from here.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 07:05 PM (XzVUd)


Yup.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 07:07 PM (3Ame7)

255 I'm mesmerized by those Hungarian eyes. So I do see beyond boobs.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 07:08 PM (Uu+Jp)

256 Tetracycline past its expiration date will go toxic.
That is the only drug I know of that does that.

All the other drugs slowly degrade in strength.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 07:08 PM (RKPlw)

257 Salty, just got back here and saw your note. Yep, you were caught in my spam filter, along with four other people. You are the only one who seemed to speak English as a first language, and you are also the only one who didn't want to give me money.

I've replied.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 15, 2020 07:08 PM (/669Q)

258 What's the distinction between a toadie and a sycophant?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 07:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

259 I'm mesmerized by those Hungarian eyes. So I do see beyond boobs.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Hey-my boobs are DOWN HERE

Posted by: Chest-proud Magyar chick at February 15, 2020 07:09 PM (QzkSJ)

260 My heart is melting.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 07:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

261 I think part of the fun is that they're not quite good...

Also, guys get to make a living playing football who otherwise couldn't make a living playing football and they love it.

Also also, it proves Colin Kaepernick is an asshole.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

Agree. Daughter and I having fun watching the games. Some good plays. Lots of boner plays. Lots of fun.

Salary link follows.

https://xflnewshub.com/xfl-players/
xfl-salaries-payscale-xfl-players/

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 07:10 PM (Dhht7)

262 Bless you, bluebell.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

263 What's the distinction between a toadie and a sycophant?


Sycophants are amphibians and require wet skin to breathe, while toadies are land animals.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2020 07:10 PM (gd9RK)

264 'Sup? I'm here now so quit talking about me.

Posted by: Weasel at February 15, 2020 07:10 PM (cb9b5)

265 and you are also the only one who didn't want to give me money.

I've replied.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020!

Remain Blessed.

Posted by: Miklos, of the Nigerian Hungarian minority at February 15, 2020 07:11 PM (QzkSJ)

266 What's the distinction between a toadie and a sycophant?
Posted by: Northernlurker

----

Speaking of that, we went out for supper tonight. The restaurant had on the golf channel but it was full of Bloomberg ads.

His slogan seems to be "Mike will get it done."

I'm confused. What needs done that isn't already being done?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 15, 2020 07:11 PM (Y4EXg)

267 Sycophants are amphibians and require wet skin to breathe, while toadies are land animals.



==

Both are a type of weasel.

Oh, hi Weasel !

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2020 07:12 PM (zr5Kq)

268 Remain Blessed.
Posted by: Miklos, of the Nigerian Hungarian minority at February 15, 2020 07:11 PM (QzkSJ)
-------

Why, thank you. They've ventured out of Nigeria now and are in all the major cities in Europe. There's always some vague Asia connection too. Kinda shady.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 15, 2020 07:12 PM (/669Q)

269 What's the distinction between a toadie and a sycophant?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Time-in-grade. Just like minions and henchpersons.

Posted by: Miklos from HR On- and Waterboarding at February 15, 2020 07:12 PM (QzkSJ)

270 Bless you, bluebell.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Bluebell sneezed ?

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 07:12 PM (arJlL)

271 >He is such a colossal dick. But I'll bet he's surrounded with toadies and sycophants that would never tell him he's being a colossal dick.


but can he make a career out of being a colossal dick
sooner or later his appeal is going to wear off and he'll have to get a job

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 15, 2020 07:12 PM (iTXRQ)

272 Kateryna Lahno has distracting cleavage.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 15, 2020 07:13 PM (yQpMk)

273 I'm confused. What needs done that isn't already being done?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 15, 2020 07:11 PM (Y4EXg)

Perpetual democrat (communist) rule.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 07:13 PM (XzVUd)

274 Weasel, well finally we can talk TO you.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 15, 2020 07:13 PM (fyf7W)

275 She looks a lot like Girl928 in the face.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 15, 2020 07:13 PM (yQpMk)

276
Taking the Cocktail Time Machine back to 1913 tonight.

Drinking a Waldorf Cocktail as I wait for the steaks to finish smoking then time for their Reverse Sear.

600* of searing Van Allen Belt style powah!


Hmm.

1913 Americans definitely had a different palate than modern day Americans.

I don't think this would fly at a modern bar at all. Even though it's good.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2020 07:13 PM (z0XD8)

277 Little Mike is going to eliminate all the harsh we get from Trump. Not a bumpy road but a smooth train ride.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 07:14 PM (RKPlw)

278 Kateryna Lahno has distracting cleavage.



John has a long mustache.

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)

279 Carissa Yip ( link @ 44 ) won her game against the women's world champion.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 07:14 PM (XzVUd)

280 here's a radical idea about generic pharmaceuticals; I realize it's the kind of thing a Smart Burnie would come up with, but I think it's important to be able to explain - why not?

So, pharmaceutical companies don't want to manufacture cheap generics inside the US. They won't do it. So why not fund a quasi-governmental non-profit corporation which would manufacture and sell generics here in the US at cost, under all applicable safety regs. Have to be better than buying stuff from India or China. So why not?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 07:14 PM (V2Yro)

281 What's the distinction between a toadie and a sycophant?


The level of obsequiousness.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 15, 2020 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

282 Kateryna Lahno has distracting cleavage.



John has a long mustache.
Posted by: runner

John's moustache is in the cleavage.

Posted by: Frere Jaques at February 15, 2020 07:15 PM (QzkSJ)

283 Kateryna Lahno has distracting cleavage.

John has a long mustache.

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)


The kulaks were against the wall!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 07:15 PM (BiNEL)

284 'Sup? I'm here now so quit talking about me.

Posted by: Weasel

Too late.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 07:15 PM (Dhht7)

285 I can hear Fritz now, "who is this frauline Katerina and can we get a look ?"

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2020 07:15 PM (zr5Kq)

286 OT but this is sort of hilariously amazing. The WSJ published an article about atmospheres in other planets could give clues to life. In the course of the narrative the article compared CO2 levels in Venus and Earth, scaring the reader into thinking we are destroying our atmosphere. They leave out that Venus' atmosphere is 96.% CO2 and Earth's is four one hundreths of one percent (.04%). Venus has nearly 2500 times our CO2 because IT LACKS PLANTS. So global warming and the human economy had nothing to do with Venus' crazy armospheric CO2. So, fuck you WSJ.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 15, 2020 06:04 PM (NVYyb)

It is also quite a bit closer to that small contributor to global warming, the FUCKING SUN.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 15, 2020 07:16 PM (eoQWY)

287 Kateryna Lahno has distracting cleavage.


John has a long mustache.
Posted by: runner

In the second Kateryna pic, it looks like SHE has a mustache !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 07:16 PM (arJlL)

288 Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2020 06:59 PM (gd9RK)

Agreed. These guys are playing for a spot on an NFL roster to get paid even if it's the practice squad, which gets you paid well.

I like the kickoff rules and punt rules. I also love the elimination of the extra point and what they have done. I wouldn't mind seeing all of these in College and NFL. It is much more entertaining, strategic, and ironically adds a valued skill to both the kickers and punters.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 07:16 PM (fRokw)

289 Have to be better than buying stuff from India or China. So why not?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 07:14 PM (V2Yro)


Dude, where's the opportunity for our betters to skim the graft in a scheme like that?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 07:16 PM (BiNEL)

290 I want people that can be fired making my drugs.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 07:17 PM (RKPlw)

291 Never about my heart.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 07:17 PM (Uu+Jp)

292 Have to be better than buying stuff from India or China. So why not?
Posted by: Tom Servo

Puerto Rico served that purpose, until Congress changed the tax rules, and the PR government upped the taxes on the formerly large PR pharma industry.

Posted by: Miklos, self-medicating with Rum n' RC Cola at February 15, 2020 07:17 PM (QzkSJ)

293 So why not fund a quasi-governmental non-profit corporation which would manufacture and sell generics here in the US at cost,

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 07:14
-------------------------
Like the Post Office?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 07:17 PM (Dhht7)

294 Hrothgar, so glad you didn't have more of a mishap with sweet Conor.

Thanks for the roses the other morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 15, 2020 07:18 PM (fyf7W)

295 Awoo flu, dude, please start linking scientific articles to your posts please.

The unverified walls of text are getting old.

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 07:19 PM (0x00j)

296 Also also, it proves Colin Kaepernick is an asshole. He could have played but he wanted an NFL salary. Dude, if you prove yourself in the XFL the NFL will pay you. But first you have to, you know, prove yourself.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2020 06:59 PM (gd9RK)

He did prove himself in the NFL. He had proved he could not make the grade there when he went political.

Then he proved he was unsuitable for a backup QB role in the NFL where you have to be in the background and not make waves.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 15, 2020 07:19 PM (eoQWY)

297 @286 ... Venus has a greenhouse effect due to the H2O in the stratospheric clouds. CO2 does not block enough of the spectrum. Surface temperatures are around 8-900 degrees.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 15, 2020 07:19 PM (XzVUd)

298 Was a younger woman at work today on stocking merchandise with a shirt that had pictures of 4 women and The Squad written on it, though wasn't positive assumed it was the 4 women of the Democrats. Thought about telling her Socalism hasn't, nor ever will work and only brings everyone but the elite misery.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 07:20 PM (ZCEU2)

299 One thing that would help drug companies and reduce drug prices would be for the US to defend the patents of drug companies so they don't get pushed around by Canada and other countries. Americans have to bear the full freight for R&D since other countries negotiate rock bottom prices by threatening to violate the drug companies patents.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 15, 2020 07:20 PM (yQpMk)

300 Tom Servo

We could do that. Needs Congress to waive the liability issues. We have a lot of capacity here, but we focus on the high end drugs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

301 So why not fund a quasi-governmental non-profit corporation which would manufacture and sell generics here in the US at cost,

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 07:14
-------------------------
Like the Post Office?
Posted by: olddog

You'll get Forever Medicine-no expiration date.

Posted by: Miklos, and who checks anyway at February 15, 2020 07:20 PM (QzkSJ)

302 Lawsuits and liability pretty much removed what little incentive remained to manufacture vaccines. There wasn't a whole lot of profit to be made as they were no longer proprietary. They stumbled along for a little while after the gubbmint gave immunity (heh) to the manufacturers.

Yet another failure of congress and regulators.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 15, 2020 07:20 PM (tNuhy)

303 Posted by: Oldcat at February 15, 2020 07:16 PM (eoQWY)


Venus is by far the hottest planet in the Solar System, with a mean surface temperature of 735 K (462 °C; 863 °F), but it is all due to the fact that Venus' atmosphere is 96.% CO2, the end result of centuries of uncontrolled carbon emissions by the Venusian SUVs.

Posted by: Greta Thunderbird at February 15, 2020 07:21 PM (BiNEL)

304 299 One thing that would help drug companies and reduce drug prices would be for the US to defend the patents of drug companies so they don't get pushed around by Canada and other countries. Americans have to bear the full freight for R&D since other countries negotiate rock bottom prices by threatening to violate the drug companies patents.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 15, 2020 07:20 PM (yQpMk)

Feature not a bug

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 07:21 PM (fRokw)

305 One thing that would help drug companies and reduce drug prices would be for the US to defend the patents of drug companies so they don't get pushed around by Canada and other countries. Americans have to bear the full freight for R&D since other countries negotiate rock bottom prices by threatening to violate the drug companies patents.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Export duty on US drugs and IPR.

Countervailing duties in reverse.

Posted by: Miklos, hard hearted Bad Man at February 15, 2020 07:22 PM (QzkSJ)

306 1950s dress just loaded! Beautiful, looks like taffeta or moire silk.

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2020 07:22 PM (2yICW)

307 'Sup! Its hockey time! at the stadium. I love the stadium series. And the Hungarian girldress. But mostly the stadium series.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2020 07:23 PM (EK+jJ)

308 solutions up.

Movigique's movie thread will be up at approx. 8pm Eastern.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 07:23 PM (3Ame7)

309 I think I'll try the Waldorf with a really high proof bourbon instead of rye next time.

Something to power through the dominance of the absinthe a little more.


Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2020 07:24 PM (z0XD8)

310 1950s dress just loaded!

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2020 07:22 PM

You on dial-up?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 07:25 PM (Dhht7)

311 295 Awoo flu, dude, please start linking scientific articles to your posts please.

The unverified walls of text are getting old.
Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 07:19 PM (0x00j)

I have been linking articles in other threads. Literally every time I've linked an article, research paper, ect. I'm not going to link an article about something I've linked before.
The things I'm talking about are backed by studies and articles.
Search my nic. I'm not doing extra work because it annoys you and you are lazy.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 07:25 PM (fRokw)

312 Speaking of that, we went out for supper tonight. The restaurant had on the golf channel but it was full of Bloomberg ads.

His slogan seems to be "Mike will get it done."

I'm confused. What needs done that isn't already being done?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 15, 2020 07:11 PM (Y4EXg)

My issue is that the "it" is never explained.

The one I saw had a sea turtle hatchling and saying "Mike will get it done"....what, exactly? Greta and AOC are saying we need to deindustrialize and destroy all our houses at once. They aren't claiming to give a crap about sea turtles, and nobody has since the days of Rachel Carson in the early 1960s.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 15, 2020 07:26 PM (eoQWY)

313 Hrothgar, so glad you didn't have more of a mishap with sweet Conor.
Thanks for the roses the other morning.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 15, 2020 07:18 PM (fyf7W)


Glad you liked them!

It should go without saying that I really panicked when I could not see Conor, as far as I could tell he was loose on multiple acres and was not on the forward path he would usually take. As it turned out, he was behind me (and I think laughing), but I was ready to call Daughter H to form a search party!

Posted by: Greta Thunderbird at February 15, 2020 07:26 PM (BiNEL)

314 Damnable sock off!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 07:27 PM (BiNEL)

315
Movigique's movie thread will be up at approx. 8pm Eastern.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 07:23 PM (3Ame7)


Speaking of 8pm Eastern

If we Americans wind up divorcing each other,

basically we become India and the Dims become East and West Pakistan .

ie. the Earmuffs for Real America.









Don't be stuck in the earmuffs!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2020 07:27 PM (z0XD8)

316
I have been linking articles in other threads. Literally every time I've linked an article, research paper, ect. I'm not going to link an article about something I've linked before.
The things I'm talking about are backed by studies and articles.
Search my nic. I'm not doing extra work because it annoys you and you are lazy.


The links in this thread are dead links.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 15, 2020 07:27 PM (nBq51)

317 Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 07:25 PM (fRokw)

Cool your effing jets dude!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 07:28 PM (BiNEL)

318 Search my nic. I'm not doing extra work because it annoys you and you are lazy.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 07:25 PM (fRokw)


Lighten up Francis.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 15, 2020 07:28 PM (aS1PU)

319 I'm confused. What needs done that isn't already being done?

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Healthcare. If you like public transportation, you'll love public healthcare!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 15, 2020 07:29 PM (+y/Ru)

320
The Staples Singers are underrated. I think Undisputed Truth had the same problem. Not sure what it is, but people never picked up on how dope they were. Sad!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2020 07:30 PM (uKj5K)

321 Kazi, start with CVG #1 on /pol/ and read all 870 plus and search through the papers. links, research, videos, shilling, shitposting, and data yourself. Just like I have been doing since day 1 every day among other message boards.

No wall of text from me. The ones that have been long have multiple links and synopses included in them.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 07:30 PM (fRokw)

322 Yet another failure of congress and regulators.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 15, 2020 07:20 PM (tNuhy)


Obviously we need legislation to criminalize the criticism of our betters!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 07:30 PM (BiNEL)

323 The links in this thread are dead links.
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 15, 2020 07:27 PM (nBq51)

Remove spaces like always.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 07:30 PM (fRokw)

324 Healthcare. If you like public transportation, you'll love public healthcare!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 15, 2020 07:29 PM (+y/Ru)

Me, I am waiting for high speed rail...


just like I will wait for an MRI under public healthcare!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 07:32 PM (BiNEL)

325 Have to be better than buying stuff from India or China. So why not?

Regulatory capture. The government regulation is actually there to close off the industry to competition.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 15, 2020 07:33 PM (oVJmc)

326 Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 07:25 PM (fRokw)

Nothing motivates someone to disregard your effort more than being a prick. The folks here (yours truly being the exception) are pretty patient and respectful, but dont push your luck.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2020 07:33 PM (EK+jJ)

327 Kateryna Lahno has distracting cleavage.



John has a long mustache.

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The bed is by the door.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 15, 2020 07:34 PM (+y/Ru)

328 Aha! The chest thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 07:34 PM (LxWV7)

329 I want to be the one that names the new flu drug. Some possibilities:
slantyfa, flugonow, flyflu, tsochic, slicsnot, szechoo.
How am I doing?

Posted by: Eromero at February 15, 2020 07:34 PM (UUkQp)

330 Cool your effing jets dude!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 07:28 PM (BiNEL)

You're kidding right? An asshole comment comes at me, and I say I have been linking everything and won't link stuff I've already linked when you can search my nic. And stop being lazy.

I just won't post anymore info on here. Less stress for me and frees up more free time for me.
Enjoy your evening.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 07:35 PM (fRokw)

331 I want to be the one that names the new flu drug. Some possibilities:
slantyfa, flugonow, flyflu, tsochic, slicsnot, szechoo.
How am I doing?

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Flu-Away.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 15, 2020 07:36 PM (+y/Ru)

332 326 Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 07:25 PM (fRokw)

Nothing motivates someone to disregard your effort more than being a prick. The folks here (yours truly being the exception) are pretty patient and respectful, but dont push your luck.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2020 07:33 PM (EK+jJ)

The lack of self awareness is astounding. Do your own research. Done and Done.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 07:37 PM (fRokw)

333 Also
also, it proves Colin Kaepernick is an asshole. He could have played
but he wanted an NFL salary. Dude, if you prove yourself in the XFL the
NFL will pay you. But first you have to, you know, prove yourself.


Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2020 06:59 PM (gd9RK)




Didn't he want $20 million from the XFL? He's not even qualified to run a paper route let alone quarterback a team. I think he's making these outrageous demands so he never has to set foot on the field again and show how bad he is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2020 07:38 PM (ushxq)

334 I want to be the one that names the new flu drug. Some possibilities:
slantyfa, flugonow, flyflu, tsochic, slicsnot, szechoo.
How am I doing?

-
Flu-Away.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 15, 2020 07:36 PM (+y/Ru)

Flubeegone

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 07:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

335 Didn't he want $20 million from the XFL? He's not even qualified to run a paper route let alone quarterback a team. I think he's making these outrageous demands so he never has to set foot on the field again and show how bad he is
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Yep.

His last 2 NFL seasons you could almost see the fork stuck in his ass .

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 07:40 PM (arJlL)

336 Flu-be-gone

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 07:40 PM (ZCEU2)

337 I want to be the one that names the new flu drug. Some possibilities:
slantyfa, flugonow, flyflu, tsochic, slicsnot, szechoo.
How am I doing?
-
Flu-Away.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 15, 2020 07:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Flubeegone
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 07:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

Flu Man Chew...the new berry flavored chewable.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2020 07:41 PM (Z+IKu)

338 >>>Something to power through the dominance of the absinthe a little more.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2020 07:24 PM (z0XD


Isn't today's absinthe not the same as that in 1900?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 07:41 PM (RKPlw)

339 Flu Man Chew...the new berry flavored chewable.

Shaped like bewbs ?

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 07:42 PM (arJlL)

340 ""Remove spaces like always.""
Ever hear of me?

Posted by: tinu url at February 15, 2020 07:43 PM (/LQkF)

341 Extreme Midget Wrestling coming to our town Wed. $30 for ringside seats.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 07:43 PM (Dhht7)

342 Ever hear of me?

Posted by: tinu url at February 15, 2020 07:43 PM (/LQkF)


Honestly, nope.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 15, 2020 07:44 PM (oVJmc)

343 Flu Man Chew...the new berry flavored chewable.
Shaped like bewbs ?
Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 07:42 PM (arJlL)

Ummmmmmmmm.....Yes!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2020 07:44 PM (Z+IKu)

344 I've watching stuff about the Celtic tribes. Makes me wonder, Jewells, do you make AOSHQ torcs?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 07:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

Posted by: tinu url at February 15, 2020 07:44 PM (/LQkF)

346 What about chews for women...have to research that.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 15, 2020 07:44 PM (xksnz)

347 Now ya have!

Posted by: tiny url at February 15, 2020 07:45 PM (/LQkF)

348 But first you have to, you know, prove yourself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2020 06:59 PM (gd9RK

No I don't! Im an angry somewhat black man race baiting my way to riches!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 07:45 PM (Orx/W)

349 Venus is by far the hottest planet in the Solar System, with a mean surface temperature of 735 K (462 C; 863 F), but it is all due to the fact that Venus' atmosphere is 96.% CO2, the end result of centuries of uncontrolled carbon emissions by the Venusian SUVs.
Posted by: Greta Thunderbird at February 15, 2020 07:21 PM (BiNEL)

Tell your father to get his facts straight, Greta! It would be impossible for SUVs to bring up the temperature (and concentration of CO2) that high as the spontaneous ignition point of Gasoline is around 530 K after which point it would be impossible for SUVs to run (of course, some of their components would've began melting down before that).

Posted by: Surfperch, trying to have fun at February 15, 2020 07:46 PM (tVQUs)

350 Have you heard of the famous statue, The Dying Ewok?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2020 07:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

351 I don't want public healthcare. But I have to say, as someone who has used public transit a lot, it works better than my private healthcare does. If the GOP doesn't come up with some market-oriented solutions, were destined for some kind of public healthcare. Almost no one is satisfied with the current situation.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 15, 2020 07:46 PM (H5knJ)

352 Comment fail.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 07:46 PM (Orx/W)

353 341 Extreme Midget Wrestling coming to our town Wed. $30 for ringside seats.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 07:43 PM (Dhht7)

Are they extremely midget? Like super small or do they do extreme wresting?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 07:47 PM (Orx/W)

354 Legal insurrection-Bloomie thinking of Hillary as a running mate? He can't be that dumb to pick her can he?

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 07:48 PM (ZCEU2)

355 280 the majority of the generics sold by Mylan in the US are made here

Posted by: CN at February 15, 2020 07:48 PM (Tabvs)

356 Kapersnak is too dumb to play pro football.
If he had a brain he would know his fifteen minutes of fame have past their expiration date.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 07:48 PM (RKPlw)

357 Extreme Midget Wrestling coming to our town Wed. $30 for ringside seats.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 07:43 PM (Dhht7)



In this corner...Mini Mike Bloomberg....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2020 07:48 PM (ushxq)

358 Florida snake orgy forces officials to close area of park

https://fxn.ws/2OX935b

Too bad the slogan Virginia Is For Lovers is already taken.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 15, 2020 07:48 PM (+y/Ru)

359 What about chews for women...have to research that.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

Shaped like Tom Sellecks mustache ?

(that's as far as I'm goin' down THAT road !)

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 07:49 PM (arJlL)

360 Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 07:48 PM (ZCEU2)

Theyd pretty much be self funded.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2020 07:49 PM (EK+jJ)

361 Extreme Midget Wrestling coming to our town Wed. $30 for ringside seats.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 07:43 PM (Dhht7)



In this corner...Mini Mike Bloomberg....
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Julian Castro will be the one in the Mexican Wrestler mask.

Posted by: Miklos, placing bets at February 15, 2020 07:50 PM (QzkSJ)

362 His slogan seems to be "Mike will get it done."

Political slogans are usually sort of nebulous so that people can project whatever they want onto them. Mike will "get it done" for whatever you want done. Naturally.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2020 07:50 PM (WI7YS)

363 Legal insurrection-Bloomie thinking of Hillary as a running mate? He can't be that dumb to pick her can he?

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 07:48 PM (ZCEU2)

Shut up, I can can to be!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 07:50 PM (Orx/W)

364 Have a great night everyone.

May your endurance not fail on VD +1 day, the Electric Bugaloo cardio event day.

In public, head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan. If you need that advice at home, a better neighborhood, counseling, and/or divorce lawyers are advised.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 07:50 PM (u82oZ)

365 78: Romney made a lot of money assisting oursourcing, as do many of our "Elites"

Posted by: CN at February 15, 2020 07:50 PM (Tabvs)

366
Kung Flu isn't something I care to get fired about until it starts presenting in large numbers in American cities. It doesn't seem to be a widespread issue here.

For instance: I've had to go through daily screenings for it because the NICU where my daughter lives is super worried about it. But the screen is just verbal... "Have you been to China," etc. I said "No, but how would you know it? How many cases have presented in your hospital?"

The answer was "0."

At least as far as the US market goes, there don't appear to be many issues. I've heard about a few Kung Flu cases in Dallas, Houston, and Chicago. I expect there are more in other places, but not severe enough ones to warrant further scrutiny.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2020 07:51 PM (uKj5K)

367 What is wrong with me? I cant get my comment nics right. Ugh.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 07:52 PM (Orx/W)

368 358 Florida snake orgy forces officials to close area of park

https://fxn.ws/2OX935b

Too bad the slogan Virginia Is For Lovers is already taken.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 15, 2020 07:48 PM (+y/Ru)

-----------------------

My wife and I once saw.... something involving more garter snakes than I'd ever seen in my life. It looked like a giant ball of snakes, constantly in motion.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 15, 2020 07:52 PM (CAJOC)

369 The lack of self awareness is astounding. Do your own research. Done and Done.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 07:37 PM (fRokw)


Somehow, I don't think there will be weeping and rending of garments!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 07:53 PM (BiNEL)

370 I just won't post anymore info on here. Less stress for me and frees up more free time for me.
Enjoy your evening.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu

Do your own research. Done and Done.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu

YAY! Goodbye, purveyor of FUD, hysteria and nonsense!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 15, 2020 07:54 PM (QU+qf)

371 I'm inclined to agree with Alberta Oil Peon that Whoo Hoo Flu is actually Widespread Pepe with a new routine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2020 07:54 PM (WI7YS)

372 There's one in quarantine at Lackland AFB in Texas.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 07:54 PM (RKPlw)

373 365 78: Romney made a lot of money assisting oursourcing, as do many of our "Elites"

Posted by: CN at February 15, 2020 07:50 PM (Tabvs)


Corporate raiders believe in outsourcing as long as it positively impacts the current corporate line positively.

Nest year, who cares, that long term stuff is of no real importance!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 07:56 PM (BiNEL)

374 I don't mind Ahwoo but obvious Pepe is obvious.
just wish it stuck with a name instead of playing games in here

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 15, 2020 07:56 PM (4y8IQ)

375 What is wrong with me? I cant get my comment nics right. Ugh.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 07:52 PM (Orx/W)


More carbs!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 07:57 PM (BiNEL)

376 Yudhishthira's dice @ 366- NICU flu screenings...I want them done for your daughter's sake and for all babies, even the anchor babies.

Posted by: Eromero at February 15, 2020 07:57 PM (UUkQp)

377 173 I heard whisky doesn't age once bottled but my experience says otherwise, have had old whisky and it can go down like glass.
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 06:25 PM (ZCEU2)
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Last year, a well-known whiskey bar and steakhouse got jacked on their lease, and the popular owner, a staple of the restaurant scene in Seattle since the '70's said screw it and shut down.

The month before they closed, and with so many premium whiskeys on the shelf (well over 100), they were offering any shot on the wall for eight bucks.

Buddy and I on a late Sunday afternoon, no sports in town so it was slow, and the bartender and us got to talking. He got to recommending old, expensive, and rare choices.

"Here is one, Ancient Age, they went out of business maybe 20 years ago".

"Hey, my old man used to drink that!"

"Ancient Age made many different choices, here is the 'Ancient - Ancient Age".

Ohh, yeah. It had softened to a smooth, nearly orange liqueur taste with a smooth whiskey tail. Buddy never liked whiskey, he had a second shot with me.

It was simply amazingly smooth, balanced and absolutely unique flavor.

As the Rolling Stones once said, "time is on my side".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 15, 2020 07:57 PM (sy5kK)

378 "You know I think you're a pathetic little worm, don't you?"

So you're saying I have a chance.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 15, 2020 07:58 PM (r+sAi)

379 At least as far as the US market goes, there don't appear to be many issues. I've heard about a few Kung Flu cases in Dallas, Houston, and Chicago. I expect there are more in other places, but not severe enough ones to warrant further scrutiny.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2020 07:51 PM (uKj5K)

The Chinese are making remdesivir as fast as they can, so maybe that's the ticket until a vaccine makes it through testing.

Posted by: CN at February 15, 2020 07:58 PM (ONvIw)

380 Posted by: Surfperch, trying to have fun at February 15, 2020 07:46 PM (tVQUs)

I love this damn place!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 07:59 PM (BiNEL)

381 In this corner...Mini Mike Bloomberg....
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Julian Castro will be the one in the Mexican Wrestler mask.

Posted by: Miklos, placing bets at February 15, 2020 07:50

Haven't seen the lineup yet. Different venue tried to bring in town last year buy city said they didn't have "sport-event license" from state. Venue sued. Said not a sport, but entertainment. The Midgets testified on his behalf. They just want the work. Good money for the midgets. Not sure how that came out.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 15, 2020 08:00 PM (Dhht7)

382 I'm inclined to agree with Alberta Oil Peon that Whoo Hoo Flu is actually Widespread Pepe with a new routine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2020 07:54 PM (WI7YS)

Yep. Every time he gets a new hobby horse, he rides the legs right off it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 08:01 PM (LxWV7)

383 I don't want public healthcare. But I have to say, as someone who has used public transit a lot, it works better than my private healthcare does. If the GOP doesn't come up with some market-oriented solutions, were destined for some kind of public healthcare. Almost no one is satisfied with the current situation.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
------

The difficulty, I think, is *cost*, rather than accessibility.

My question is, why are costs so high? I might cite the doc down the street who owns *19* fairly exotic automobiles.

I believe that somewhat like unqualified student loans enabling ridiculous school tuitions, the isolation of the payer from the payee (via employer-provided insurance) has allowed the price of healthcare to be largely concealed to the consumer.

There is very little market pressure to compete in pricing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2020 08:02 PM (4bd7D)

384 The the Chinese War Dept. designs and distributes the virus then the Chinese Pharmaceutical Dept. manufactures and sells the anti-viral medicine.

I don't trust the Chinese.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 08:02 PM (RKPlw)

385 WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 15, 2020 08:02 PM (3Ame7)

386 I'm inclined to agree with Alberta Oil Peon that Whoo Hoo Flu is actually Widespread Pepe with a new routine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2020 07:54 PM (WI7YS)
Yep. Every time he gets a new hobby horse, he rides the legs right off it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 08:01 PM (LxWV7)


I am too naive and trusting, but I had this feeling that there was a stylistic element that I had seen before, many times before...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 08:03 PM (BiNEL)

387 384 The the Chinese War Dept. designs and distributes the virus then the Chinese Pharmaceutical Dept. manufactures and sells the anti-viral medicine.

I don't trust the Chinese.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 08:02 PM (RKPlw)

Me neither, but Gilead, here in the US, developed remdesivir (they do a lot of anti-viral work).The drug worked in Washington State, so Gilead is doing/ or did a huge trial. The Chinese say they are not stealing the patent because they will be giving away the drug.

Posted by: CN at February 15, 2020 08:04 PM (ONvIw)

388 The the Chinese War Dept. designs and distributes the virus then the Chinese Pharmaceutical Dept. manufactures and sells the anti-viral medicine.

I don't trust the Chinese.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 08:02 PM (RKPlw)


Come on, how could you possibly go wrong trusting the heirs of Mao to be looking out for the free world?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 15, 2020 08:05 PM (BiNEL)

389 It will be many months before we know the full extent of what this man made virusdoes to all races. But I'm sure scientists will avoid studying this thing based on race.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 06:24 PM (GVeZJ)


Ball's in your court Sir. What I'm reading from you is borderline hysterical. First of all where is your proof this is manmade? Second, groups of related people may share some ethnic and biological DNA sequences but humans are all one race by definition.

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 08:12 PM (0x00j)

390 What is wrong with me? I cant get my comment nics right. Ugh.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 15, 2020 07:52 PM (Orx/W)

Have you tried using non-stick sock puppets?

Posted by: Pam Spray at February 15, 2020 08:12 PM (/LQkF)

391 Nood

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 08:13 PM (0x00j)

392 Ball's in your court Sir. What I'm reading from you is borderline hysterical. First of all where is your proof this is manmade? Second, groups of related people may share some ethnic and biological DNA sequences but humans are all one race by definition.
Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 08:12 PM (0x00j)

Of course scientists will look at genetic differences with this virus. Some Chinese researchers already say that this virus has an affinity for a protein that is more abundant in the alveoli of Asian people.

Medical science often looks at differences in how different groups respond to medications as well. I thought this was sort of common knowledge.

Posted by: CN at February 15, 2020 08:16 PM (ONvIw)

393 For the 'ettes: there's a fun YouTube channel with a young woman named Saifiya Nygaard. She picked out 3representative looks from the 60's, 70's and 80's, dressed up in the vintage clothes, and did her makeup and hair (with the help of a talented hair stylist) to fit each era and each outfit. She's thoughtful in her approach - she just doesn't throw things together that she found at a thrift store. My favorite video of hers is her 50's look - she not only got a vintage 50's dress, she also wore a bullet bra and the closest thing to a girdle she could find. And the hairdresser set her hair in rollers and pinwheels, put her under a bonnet hairdryer and coated her hair with - of course! - AquaNet!

Without makeup, she's not particularly pretty. But her makeup is very skillful. After her 50's makeover, she looked like everyone's 50's mom. And after her '60's and 70's ones, she looked exactly the way I remember Carnaby Street Mod girls, hippie chicks, punk rockers and disco queens looking - using the products available at the time.

I hope she does videos for the 20's, 30's and 40's as well.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 15, 2020 08:18 PM (d6Ksn)

394 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 15, 2020 08:18 PM (d6Ksn)

Sounds fun, thanks!

Posted by: CN at February 15, 2020 08:20 PM (ONvIw)

395 More Asian lady with the same classy dress in photo layout. Yummo !

http://jp.styleonme.com/items/detail/39095

Posted by: Lump at February 15, 2020 08:48 PM (WElXs)

396 https://wapo.st/2HoBchp
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Devil Barrett the Deep State's fave useful idiot Squeakhole is getting Mighty Tight

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 15, 2020 09:07 PM (BqBId)

397 CN, which is why I mentioned DNA. Race however, is an artificial determinant. There is no Chinese "race" nor "Asian", just minor differences in genetic markers.

What I'm saying is stop dressing up hyperbolic assumptions with Twitter links.

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 10:53 PM (0x00j)

398 Ball's in your court Sir. What I'm reading from you is borderline hysterical. First of all where is your proof this is manmade? Second, groups of related people may share some ethnic and biological DNA sequences but humans are all one race by definition.
Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 08:12 PM (0x00j)

Been following since Jan 21st. Didn't save journals and articles and resources and the ones i did save can't get past Pixy. Like i said, search my nic. Also the posts from social media have links in the social media posts or screen shots.

https://pastebin.com/qy5RFpVX

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0006291X04001214?via%3Dihub
(SARS-HIV being studied and tampered with in a lab 2004)

https://m.theepochtimes.com/c-coronavirus-outbreak

https://www.preprints.org/manuscript/202002.0051/v1/download

https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1.full



Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 16, 2020 06:33 AM (ngSZO)

399 Well Sheriff Bart, I think we've found "Where the white wimmenz are at." The caustic lack of diversity, sexism, POC and felons is reminiscent of the World Federation of Women MMA. Hrumph!!!

Posted by: Ray Mota at February 16, 2020 11:44 AM (AVxHd)

400 I love chess, hubby is even a fairly highly rated player, but I have a pet peeve.
How often, in movies (and even built into boards in the parks) are the boards set up wrong.
There's a saying I learned as a child: white is on the right.
The board is properly set up with the white square on the right for each player.
But it is on the left so often.
At our main Salt Lake City park fully half the boards are embedded in the cement tables so the benches face the board wrong.
On TV and in movies it is about 50/50.
Does this even bother people other than me???

Posted by: Nan G at February 16, 2020 07:48 PM (ReJEd)

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