I Choo Choo Choose You, ONT

I'm pretty thin on links tonight, so this one is going to be image and video heavy. Since it's Valentine's Day, lets start out with someone who obviously has a lot of love in her.


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Well, she's had a lot of sumpin' sumpin' in her, anyway.

Elephants

Elephants are fascinating. They have complex social behaviors, for example, look at this elephant mocking a rhino.


And tell me this elephant isn't well aware of how he is pranking the silly humans:

They even demonstrate rituals and mourning when one of their own dies. I'm not anti-hunting in any way, but I think some animals are too far up the intelligence scale to hunt. Elephants are on that list.


Bless Her Heart

If you haven't seen the original, well, it's just the non-narrated part of this clip. The pseudo-Freeman narration takes it to a whole other level, however.



Ahoy!

For some reason I have a bunch of clips of Billy K. Don't know what to do with them, so I'll share them here.

Interesting Idea

Rotary Jail Museum

Apparently they were prone to ripping limbs off of inmates as they turned. Hey, I said it was an interesting idea, not a good idea. In any event, if you want to see the only working example left, go to Indiana.


Not That Fake Disney Hell

Presented For You To Critique


Incompetence and Doomsday


Claire wonders why governments can't just DO stuff anymore.


Did Y'all Just Miss It?


800 comments last night, and nobody mentioned Nancy Pelosi doing the Tide pod challenge? What's wrong with you people?


Bowling


Markets Don't Work In Medicine!


Utah company offers walk-in MRI scans and it’s cheaper than you may think

The average time to see a doctor for the first time in the US is 24 days. The average wait time nationally for an MRI is three weeks. Taylor’s walk-in MRI clinic cuts that wait time down significantly and allows the freedom to know what’s going on that same day.
Getting the actual MRI takes about 30-45 mins and you’ll get your images and a radiologist report. Taylor is a board-certified radiologist specialist trained in Musculoskeletal Imaging at the Mayo Clinic, so you can trust the results you get.


After you get your results and report, you can then take them to your treating physician who can help you decide the best treatment for your problem.


“Our purpose is not for people to avoid seeing a licensed physician, we just want to get to a diagnosis faster and at a lower out-of-pocket expense,” Taylor said. "While this option may not be for everyone, it is a convenient and cost-effective solution for someone who has a high insurance deductible, no insurance at all or who wants to pay a low cash price," Taylor said.

There's a place in Oklahoma that does the same thing for surgeries. All prices posted before any work is performed. They could run 24/7 if they wanted.


I Don't Want Bread That's That Happy To See Me


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Tonight's ONT is brought to you by sugar:

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 09:59 PM (7WaWV)

2 Night All

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:59 PM (ONvIw)

3 foist

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 14, 2020 09:59 PM (4a9Vv)

4 Hi y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 10:00 PM (NstOx)

5 Th

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 14, 2020 10:00 PM (GdPyX)

6 rats. web browser is too damn slow.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 14, 2020 10:00 PM (4a9Vv)

7 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at February 14, 2020 10:00 PM (JFzNN)

8 *yawns*

Posted by: MiklosPM, more drowsiness at February 14, 2020 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)

9 Snerk, that kid's letter is spot on.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (x004x)

10 Man-o-man those thick ass rib eyes I grilled for my sweetie were the bomb!

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (GdPyX)

11 Grandma Sandy, legend indeed!

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (NstOx)

12 Happy ONT!!

Posted by: Moki at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (mFoNl)

13 That note looks like something my 6 year old nephew would write if his teacher crossed him. Also, two of his favorite sayings are "get off my lawn!" and "I don't want the government taking my money!" Very proud of him.

Posted by: AF at February 14, 2020 10:03 PM (RsPQq)

14 Looks like lots of good stuff. I'll probably get through it... by morning.

Posted by: mindful webworker
click at your own risk
at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (7OF+y)

15 That kid's note to his teacher--I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

16 Comet runs MST3K on Friday nights. Tonight I get Teenagers from Outer Space and Starfighters starring B-1 Bob Dornan. Yes, I do.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (VNfwt)

17 >Did Y'all Just Miss It?


>800 comments last night, and nobody mentioned Nancy Pelosi doing the Tide pod challenge? What's wrong with you people?

-------

What a fucking whiner

Posted by: Rex in Spring Hill at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (2CtSR)

18 Hello

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (xUVVX)

19 Hey everybody!

I celebrated Valentine's in classic style this year.

I masturbated like a maniac all day long.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)

20 15 That kid's note to his teacher--I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

She sounds like a bitch and the kid writes well

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 10:05 PM (ONvIw)

21 Damn that kid needs help. Check the yard for dead animals

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:05 PM (KZzsI)

22 *There's a place in Oklahoma that does the same thing for surgeries. All prices posted before any work is performed. They could run 24/7 if they wanted.*

Where in Oklahoma?

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 10:05 PM (NstOx)

23 11'eth

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 10:06 PM (kFkpX)

24 That second ship video was probably intentional. It looked like they were breaking the ship on the right, so it would make sense to run it as far into the dry as possible (assuming they don't have a dry dock).

Commercial vessel accidents happen a lot more than you think. I've been on jobs surveying and repairing damage to platforms from vessels running into them.

Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 10:06 PM (U7voe)

25 Trump at Daytona.

ALL of the Dem candidates and consultants will have much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

And the Mediatards, be they "on air" or at keyboards, will convulse with apoplexic rage fits that Hitler in his bunker would view with awe and envy.

It will be a Very Good Day. A Glorious Day.

A WINNING Day!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2020 10:06 PM (QzJWU)

26 I don't know how on earth they came to this conclusion but scientists claim that elephants see humans as being like children and find us cute. How true that is, is anybody's guess

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:06 PM (KZzsI)

27 Sorry Rex, let me refund you your entry fee.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 14, 2020 10:06 PM (4rW0X)

28 Is that French Bread or are you happy to see me.

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (xUVVX)

29 I'm out......

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (kFkpX)

30 That lil girl will be an ette some day.

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (NstOx)

31 They will show that Sugar video at the young lady's wedding in 20 years. And rightly so.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (Hn8E7)

32 Howdy, ONT-type people!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

33 Insom!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

34 The narration for Grandma Sandy is excellent. One day, I'll be walking around, and a car will pull up, and this will happen to me. It will be the best day ever.

https://stoatnet.org/getinloser.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

35 Are you going to eat that?

Posted by: Lt Col Vindman at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (2N7oZ)

36 You charge for reruns WeirdDave?

Boo hoo no one likes my links.

Posted by: Rex in Spring Hill at February 14, 2020 10:08 PM (2CtSR)

37 those ships docking remind me of me parking in our garage

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 14, 2020 10:08 PM (G546f)

38 Ladyl!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:08 PM (NWiLs)

39
https://stoatnet.org/getinloser.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (t+qrx)


I love it!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

40 We have a medical imaging place in Seneca SC that does that. $500 bucks for an MRI, 10 percent off if you pay cash.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 14, 2020 10:08 PM (GdPyX)

41 Nuts, you cheap non-Nooding sobs!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:09 PM (BiNEL)

42 Where in Oklahoma?

https://surgerycenterok.com/pricing/

Posted by: Weirddave at February 14, 2020 10:09 PM (4rW0X)

43 800 comments last night, and nobody mentioned Nancy Pelosi doing the Tide pod challenge? What's wrong with you people?


I mean, everybody knows that Pelosi is a Tide Pod glutton. What's there to comment on?

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 14, 2020 10:09 PM (aS1PU)

44 And Isaiah will grow up to be a Moron.

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 10:09 PM (NstOx)

45 Yeah the ship crashing into between the others is going to be wrecked, they're beaching it basically. Still pretty spectacular looking and I bet it was loud as hell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:10 PM (KZzsI)

46
41 Nuts, you cheap non-Nooding sobs!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:09 PM (BiNEL)


I nooded! I did!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

47 Evening Horde.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 10:10 PM (Y4EXg)

48 I masturbated like a maniac all day long.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)


I farted like a water buffalo, all day long.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at February 14, 2020 10:11 PM (2N7oZ)

49 I'm not anti-hunting in any way, but I think some animals are too far up the intelligence scale to hunt.


What about That Most Dangerous Game; Man?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 14, 2020 10:11 PM (yQpMk)

50 Yay!! It's the ONT!!! Thanks, WeirdDave!!

Yeah, Valentine's Day. We had pizza, which was nice.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 10:11 PM (WFcrO)

51 46
41 Nuts, you cheap non-Nooding sobs!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:09 PM (BiNEL)


I nooded! I did!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

Calm down you two, if WD has to stop the ONT there will be hell to pay.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

52 Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (xUVVX)

*LOOKS AROUND*
*CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE HAS RESPONDED*

Damn glad to see ya ALH!

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 10:12 PM (NstOx)

53 The more PDT is shown enjoying things that REAL Americans enjoy, the more the opposition will hate him.

I would laugh my ass off if he was to make a surprise appearance to something like a MoMe.

He's done it before.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 10:12 PM (PkVlr)

54 50 Yay!! It's the ONT!!! Thanks, WeirdDave!!

Yeah, Valentine's Day. We had pizza, which was nice.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 10:11 PM (WFcrO)

What kind?
Fish Fry at Mike's tonight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

55 You charge for reruns WeirdDave?



Boo hoo no one likes my links.

Posted by: Rex in Spring Hill at February 14, 2020 10:08 PM (2CtSR)

*Pats your head*

Posted by: Conor T. Hrothgar, Esq. at February 14, 2020 10:13 PM (wdsO9)

56 That little girl with the cotton candy... Somehow I can't not think of Bobcat Goldthwait when I see her.

https://youtu.be/O0qAfWWQJ5w

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 14, 2020 10:13 PM (87Qbm)

57 Bread immediately precedes life, apparently.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 10:13 PM (HaL55)

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:13 PM (wdsO9)

59 That second ship video was probably intentional. It looked like they were breaking the ship on the right, so it would make sense to run it as far into the dry as possible (assuming they don't have a dry dock)...

Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 10:06 PM



Yup! Breaking yards on the coast of Bangladesh... That's how it's done...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 10:13 PM (7WaWV)

60 Calm down you two, if WD has to stop the ONT there will be hell to pay.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:12 PM (aA3+G)


Hrothgar's hogging the whole seat!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

61 >I'm not anti-hunting in any way, but I think some animals are too far up the intelligence scale to hunt.

What about That Most Dangerous Game; Man?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 14, 2020 10:11 PM (yQpMk)


It's unsporting to hunt only the stupid ones.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 10:13 PM (t+qrx)

62 Back to me.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:14 PM (wdsO9)

63 The more PDT is shown enjoying things that REAL Americans enjoy, the more the opposition will hate him.

I would laugh my ass off if he was to make a surprise appearance to something like a MoMe.

He's done it before.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 10:12 PM (PkVlr)


Yeah, he's like the Bill Murray of Presidents.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 14, 2020 10:14 PM (aS1PU)

64 It's unsporting to hunt only the stupid ones.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 10:13 PM (t+qrx)


Hey, hobos are wily creatures.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 14, 2020 10:15 PM (GdPyX)

65 If nobody hunts elephant, there will be no more epephant soon enough.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:15 PM (f+Irj)

66 Happy St. Valentine's Day everyone, and good night!

Don't forget to email me if you want to attend the NoVaMoMe on May 9. Email is in my nic.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 10:15 PM (/669Q)

67 What kind?
Fish Fry at Mike's tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Half was black olive and mushroom; the other half was pepperoni, mushroom and (supposed to be anchovy) but was artichoke by mistake.

Fish sounds good!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 10:15 PM (WFcrO)

68 469 Posted by: nurse ratched

Nurse, please tell me you are going to "the" NoVAMoMee!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

I am coming with Jordan61, another PNW'er. I hope to meeet you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 10:15 PM (PkVlr)

69 Nothing like a good hard crust.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:16 PM (f+Irj)

70
I'm working my way through the incompetence article and it's getting me angry and depressed. I hope there's a suggestion for improvement at the end.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 14, 2020 10:16 PM (13CQC)

71 Yeah, he's like the Bill Murray of Presidents.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 14, 2020 10:14 PM (aS1PU)


That's a fact Jack!

Posted by: Mr. Morango at February 14, 2020 10:16 PM (2N7oZ)

72 *sotto voce*

We've replaced this baker's usual leavening agent with Viagra. Let's see if he notices.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:17 PM (NWiLs)

73 Back to me.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:14 PM (wdsO9)


That doesn't sound prudent at all. You could hang a sign on my back, for all I know.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 10:17 PM (t+qrx)

74 60 Calm down you two, if WD has to stop the ONT there will be hell to pay.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:12 PM (aA3+G)


Hrothgar's hogging the whole seat!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:13 PM (TdMsT)


Yikes, its like my girls are here again.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

75 Half was black olive and mushroom; the other half was pepperoni, mushroom and (supposed to be anchovy) but was artichoke by mistake.

Artichoke is good on pizza but its a completely different flavor profile than anchovy, so definitely not going to give the same satisfaction if that's what you were trying for.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:18 PM (KZzsI)

76 22 *There's a place in Oklahoma that does the same thing for surgeries. All prices posted before any work is performed. They could run 24/7 if they wanted.*

Where in Oklahoma?
------

Yes, in Oklahoma. That seems to be well established.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 14, 2020 10:18 PM (tNuhy)

77 Further to the German Army on the Eastern Front and Mechanization of Armies discussion had in the earlier thread today, I am currently reading Deathride, Hitler v. Stalin, the Eastern Front 1941 - 1945, by John Mosier. Lots of interesting new scholorship from from Mr. Mosier.

Mosier has written other books that shatter a lot of myths that I've found interesting:

The Myth of the Great War;

The Blitzkrieg Myth;

Cross of Iron: Rise and Fall of the German War Machine.


The Blitzkrieg Myth is especially enlightening on the whole "we are going to need two million horses to win against the Rissians, since we don't have many trucks and our troops can't eat shoe leather" issue.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 14, 2020 10:18 PM (Hn8E7)

78 72 *sotto voce*

We've replaced this baker's usual leavening agent with Viagra. Let's see if he notices.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:17 PM (NWiLs)


Omg. I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

79 The Mayor of Color here in Charlotte has endorsed Mini Mike.

Posted by: NCKate at February 14, 2020 10:18 PM (QLEJC)

80 Thanks for the ONT.

The sad thing is, I could completely believe the top pic really happened.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:18 PM (cAKts)

81 Hey, hobos are wily creatures.

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 14, 2020 10:15 PM (GdPyX)


They say the hobos in San Fran are as big as buffalo this year. We ought to go hunt 'em when this is over.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at February 14, 2020 10:18 PM (2N7oZ)

82 The ship into the crane. Unbelievable.

The ship driven ashore is probably in India. The breakers will start taking it apart. A sad end.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 14, 2020 10:19 PM (CDGwz)

83 That doesn't sound prudent at all. You could hang a sign on my back, for all I know.
Posted by: hogmartin


*boots hogmartin's rear*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:19 PM (KZzsI)

84 I am coming with Jordan61, another PNW'er. I hope to meeet you!





Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 10:15 PM (PkVlr)

Hrothgar is a gentleman through and through.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:19 PM (wdsO9)

85 Hrothgar is a gentleman through and through.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:19 PM (wds


Yes he is.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

86 Plus, love the title, WeirdDave.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:20 PM (cAKts)

87 There's a passage in the book King Solomon's Mines about an elephant hunt.
Frankly it bothered me.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 14, 2020 10:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

88 The Mayor of Color here in Charlotte has endorsed Mini Mike.
Posted by: NCKate
--------

Walking around money...for everyone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 14, 2020 10:20 PM (CDGwz)

89 The more PDT is shown enjoying things that REAL Americans enjoy, the more the opposition will hate him.

Posted by: nurse ratched

---

"Make mine a Courvoisier!"

*crickets*

Whatta I say?

Posted by: Sargent Shriver in Youngstown at February 14, 2020 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)

90 Austin.....come on out.....

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 10:20 PM (kFkpX)

91 MisHum, Ladyl is being mean to me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:21 PM (BiNEL)

92 Where in Oklahoma?
------

Yes, in Oklahoma. That seems to be well established.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 14, 2020 10:18 PM (tNuhy)

Oklahoma is a big place. We got, like, 2 towns.

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 10:21 PM (NstOx)

93 83 That doesn't sound prudent at all. You could hang a sign on my back, for all I know.
Posted by: hogmartin

*boots hogmartin's rear*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:19 PM (KZzsI)

*hides sharpie*

Here, have another drink, Hog!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:21 PM (cAKts)

94 Hrothgar is a gentleman through and through.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:19 PM (wds


Just don't expect to buy a Big Gulp with it,

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

95 The sad thing is, I could completely believe the top pic really happened

I want to believe she meant HER dad? But... people are dumb

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:21 PM (KZzsI)

96 67 What kind?
Fish Fry at Mike's tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Half was black olive and mushroom; the other half was pepperoni, mushroom and (supposed to be anchovy) but was artichoke by mistake.

Fish sounds good!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 10:15 PM (WFcrO)

Interesting combos.
Good to see you online tonight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

97 The Blitzkrieg Myth is especially enlightening on the whole "we are going to need two million horses to win against the Rissians, since we don't have many trucks and our troops can't eat shoe leather" issue.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 14, 2020 10:18 PM (Hn8E7)

You have to slow-cook it for several hours first. A little barbecue sauce doesn't hurt either.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

98 Isaiag was just hired to the Flynn prosecution team.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2020 10:22 PM (AIG0e)

99 Artichoke is good on pizza but its a completely different flavor profile than anchovy, so definitely not going to give the same satisfaction if that's what you were trying for.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:18 PM (KZzsI)
* * * *

Last time I had artichoke on pizza, it was rather tough, so I decided to forego that ingredient from now on. Fortunately, the artichoke was not on MY half of the pizza! That will teach us to look before we leave.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 10:22 PM (WFcrO)

100 Not much content tonight, for those of us who cannot view Twitvids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 10:22 PM (LxWV7)

101 Hrothgar is a gentleman through and through.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:19 PM (wds


Yes he is.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)



All I can say is thank goodness for a really good mask!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:22 PM (BiNEL)

102 Happy Valentine's Day to you, {{{Horde}}}.
I got Publius a ficus to celebrate. He's happy as a clam

Going to bed now, but if I wake up later, I'll check out the ONT.
Good night for now!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 14, 2020 10:22 PM (rCwaK)

103 91 MisHum, Ladyl is being mean to me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:21 PM (BiNEL)


***sticks tongue out***

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

104 *boots hogmartin's rear*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:19 PM (KZzsI)


*Stabs him with a spork*

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:22 PM (wdsO9)

105 91 MisHum, Ladyl is being mean to me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:21 PM (BiNEL)


That's it you two.
You're both grounded to your room.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

106 Crap, typing on phone.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2020 10:23 PM (AIG0e)

107

How is bloomberg considered to be a contender and the fake injun is considered to be finished when she's leading him in most polls?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 10:23 PM (j6qk/)

108 102 Happy Valentine's Day to you, {{{Horde}}}.
I got Publius a ficus to celebrate. He's happy as a clam

Going to bed now, but if I wake up later, I'll check out the ONT.
Good night for now!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 14, 2020 10:22 PM (rCwaK)


Love and healing to Publius.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

109 102 Happy Valentine's Day to you, {{{Horde}}}.
I got Publius a ficus to celebrate. He's happy as a clam

Going to bed now, but if I wake up later, I'll check out the ONT.
Good night for now!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 14, 2020 10:22 PM (rCwaK)

Hi! Bye!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

110 Last time I had artichoke on pizza, it was rather tough

Yeah it can get that way when cooked, better to slice it thin and put it on top raw and let it cook a little on the pizza's heat. And its best with white sauce and chicken, not beef and marinara.

You can put nearly anything on pizza that goes with meat and cheese, but Californians take that concept a bit too far.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (KZzsI)

111 That's it you two.
You're both grounded to your room.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February



Not sure sending to the same room is a smart thing

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (HALdu)

112 Last time I had artichoke on pizza, it was rather tough, so I decided to forego that ingredient from now on. Fortunately, the artichoke was not on MY half of the pizza! That will teach us to look before we leave.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 10:22 PM (WFcrO)

The only artichoke I ever had on pizza was in Rome. I thought it was sausage when I ordered it.

It really wasn't.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (cAKts)

113 100 Not much content tonight, for those of us who cannot view Twitvids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 10:22 PM (LxWV7)

That's a bummer. I know I was first looking at this ont with my phone. My eyes kicked my ass.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

114 You kids knock that shit off!

*reaches blindly into back seat and starts swinging*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

115 That's it you two.
You're both grounded to your room.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:23 PM (aA3+G)


I don't care! ***slams door***

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

116 Good to see you online tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Thanks, Mis Hum! Good to see you as well.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (WFcrO)

117

"We got, like, 2 towns."

I always get left out.

Posted by: Stillwater at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (g1guD)

118 108 102 Happy Valentine's Day to you, {{{Horde}}}.
I got Publius a ficus to celebrate. He's happy as a clam

Going to bed now, but if I wake up later, I'll check out the ONT.
Good night for now!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 14, 2020 10:22 PM (rCwaK)


Love and healing to Publius.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

Just make sure he hydrates, Miley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (cAKts)

119 There's a passage in the book King Solomon's Mines about an elephant hunt.
Frankly it bothered me.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 14, 2020 10:20 PM (Uu+Jp)


Like even discussing eating horse or dog!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (BiNEL)

120 100 comments. Okay.

Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 14, 2020 10:25 PM (XVuno)

121 How is bloomberg considered to be a contender and
the fake injun is considered to be finished when she's leading him in
most polls?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 10:23 PM (j6qk/)


I heard he sold her some blankets.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at February 14, 2020 10:25 PM (2N7oZ)

122
I just wish hunting was a little more dangerous for the hunter.

Other than being shot by Dick Cheney or some other idiot with a gun, the hunter is at almost no risk.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 10:25 PM (j6qk/)

123 115 That's it you two.
You're both grounded to your room.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:23 PM (aA3+G)


I don't care! ***slams door***
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

Don't whatever me young lady.....Or I'll take your phone away from you for a week.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

124 Yeah, elephants are one of those animals I would never, ever hunt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (cAKts)

125 123 115 That's it you two.
You're both grounded to your room.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:23 PM (aA3+G)


I don't care! ***slams door***
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

Don't whatever me young lady.....Or I'll take your phone away from you for a week.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

Take the door off the hinges.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs)

126 Sporks always makes me think of a hilarious episode in high school. In the interests of better food and healthy stuff, the school put in a salad bar! it had lots of goodies in it, including little cubes of ham and chicken and cheese.

Which the kids proceeded to load up a plate full of and use sporks as catapults to fire all over the cafeteria. The administration was not amused. NO more cubes They made a really good salad too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (KZzsI)

127
What was that movie with the relentless wolves?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (j6qk/)

128 Not much content tonight, for those of us who cannot view Twitvids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Try here, it's worth the watch: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9kbh88z

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (xSo9G)

129 123 115 That's it you two.
You're both grounded to your room.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:23 PM (aA3+G)


I don't care! ***slams door***
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

Don't whatever me young lady.....Or I'll take your phone away from you for a week.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

I'm sure she's rolling her eyes.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

130 >>I just wish hunting was a little more dangerous for the hunter.

Other than being shot by Dick Cheney or some other idiot with a gun, the hunter is at almost no risk.



Are you insane. Hunting elephant is about as dangerous as you can fucking get. Those things are not cuddly.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (n/3xc)

131 That's it you two.
You're both grounded to your room.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:23 PM (aA3+G)


*types*

*deletes*

after nearly choking on drink!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (BiNEL)

132 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs)


Ah the father of at least one daughter.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

133 How is bloomberg considered to be a contender and
the fake injun is considered to be finished when she's leading him in
most polls?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 10:23 PM (j6qk/)

I heard he sold her some blankets.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at February 14, 2020 10:25 PM (2N7oZ)

he even sold her blankets that were made longer by cutting the bottom third of the blankets and sewing them to the top.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (x8Wzq)

134 I have attended 4 NoVaMoMees, as in all of them. In every single instance all of the gentlemen in attendance were just that, gentlemen. Even when I was bouncing on a mini-trampoline which made me the same height as MWR.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (wdsO9)

135 heh.

my oldest child is in NOVA tonight, on a business trip.

I said,
1 no tattoos
2 no hookers
3 no pictures on social media

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (PkVlr)

136 132 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs)


Ah the father of at least one daughter.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

What gave it away?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

137 Are you insane. Hunting elephant is about as dangerous as you can fucking get. Those things are not cuddly.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (n/3xc)

What? Hunting an animal the size of a very large dump truck with a single shot rifle might go poorly?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (cAKts)

138
Right. Elephants.

In Africa.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (j6qk/)

139 I'm sure she's rolling her eyes.

Making that W with her fingers and mouthing "what-evarrr" at the door

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (KZzsI)

140 131 That's it you two.
You're both grounded to your room.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

*types*

*deletes*

after nearly choking on drink!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (BiNEL)


Well that wasn't my intention.

You two can now deal with Mrs. Mis. Hum. I've had it.


Leaves house with fishing pole.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

141 Don't whatever me young lady.....Or I'll take your phone away from you for a week.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)


Just don't take away posting privileges!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (BiNEL)

142 Yeah, elephants are one of those animals I would never, ever hunt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (cAKts)

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I'd limit myself to a Bowie knife. Just to make it fair.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 10:29 PM (XVuno)

143 How to dock like a god of the ocean:
https://tinyurl.com/s5cgvwz

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 10:29 PM (uLD+u)

144 Just make sure he hydrates, Miley.

What did he do all day today?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 10:29 PM (HaL55)

145 There's a scene in The Crown where Prince Phillip is distracting a bull elephant while Princess Elizabeth is scrambling up a ladder to their lodging for the night.
It was very tense.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 14, 2020 10:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

146
I concur with Grump.

It's stupid to kill an elephant.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 10:29 PM (j6qk/)

147 134 I have attended 4 NoVaMoMees, as in all of them. In every single instance all of the gentlemen in attendance were just that, gentlemen. Even when I was bouncing on a mini-trampoline which made me the same height as MWR.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (wdsO9)

*pauses*

So, tell us more about the trampoline...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:29 PM (cAKts)

148 135 heh.

my oldest child is in NOVA tonight, on a business trip.

I said,
1 no tattoos
2 no hookers
3 no pictures on social media
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (PkVlr)

Oh come on. You could've let him pick at least one of those.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

149 Even when I was bouncing on a mini-trampoline which made me the same height as MWR.
Posted by: Vendette

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Go on. . .

Posted by: The Man Show at February 14, 2020 10:29 PM (Y4EXg)

150 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

Why do I have the feeling this is not the frost time you've had to deal with this situation?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:30 PM (BiNEL)

151 This Daytona Truck race is nuts.

And there it is. Restrictor plates suck.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 10:30 PM (Xprsl)

152
I'd limit myself to a Bowie knife. Just to make it fair.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 10:29 PM (XVuno)

They will die with laughter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:30 PM (cAKts)

153 139 I'm sure she's rolling her eyes.

Making that W with her fingers and mouthing "what-evarrr" at the door
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (KZzsI)

Texting all her friends. "Like OMFG Dad is so totes MEAN"

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:30 PM (NWiLs)

154 Scanning the content... Geeeze.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 14, 2020 10:30 PM (3H9h1)

155 136 132 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs)


Ah the father of at least one daughter.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

What gave it away?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

Seems I've threatened that but was vetoed by the boss. So I threw all of her shit on the floor out the 2nd floor window to the garbage can below.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

156 >>> 126 Sporks always makes me think of a hilarious episode in high school. In the interests of better food and healthy stuff, the school put in a salad bar! it had lots of goodies in it, including little cubes of ham and chicken and cheese.

Which the kids proceeded to load up a plate full of and use sporks as catapults to fire all over the cafeteria. The administration was not amused. NO more cubes They made a really good salad too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (KZzsI)

I hope there isn't a salad bar planned for the NoVa MoMee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2020 10:30 PM (0ReGO)

157 I always get left out.
Posted by: Stillwater at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (g1guD)

You came >this< close to owing me a new monitor.

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 10:31 PM (NstOx)

158 Hi Insom!


*smooch!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 10:31 PM (PkVlr)

159 >>In Africa.


Asia, too.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:31 PM (n/3xc)

160 Since one of the videos is an industrial accident, I'll tell a little story. Year and a half ago I was on a pipe lay barge in Mexico installing a 42" gas pipeline offshore.

Anyway, for one part of the job we have to pick the end of this pipeline up next to the barge, cut the end off and put a new end on. Fine; install rigging, lift bags, all that good stuff and pick it up. the pipe is dry inside; technicians hooked up to it weeks before and pushed all the water to the southern end (this pipe was like 100 miles long).

So the welders cut into it, and air starts rushing out. What the hell? The pipe's internal pressure is supposed to be ambient, IE equal to surface. Nothing should be moving. Engineers start talking; phone calls are made and suddenly someone calls the engineers and says, "Put it on bottom, NOW!" So we do.

Turned out the technicians who'd pushed all the water to the southern end of the line hadn't bothered to open the valves on the south. So instead of pushing the air out and moving the water, they'd compressed the air on both sides of the water and created a pressure vessel with a free floating several thousand ton seawater piston inside it. When we started cutting one end open, the air started rushing out and said thousand ton piston started moving our way. If we hadn't put the pipeline down, the water would have hit the end of the pipe and basically torn the side of the barge off.

Fun times. Never a dull moment in the oilfield.

Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 10:31 PM (U7voe)

161 I was bouncing on a mini-trampoline which made me the same height as MWR.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (wdsO9)


And as an honorable gentleman, I never released the video of that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:31 PM (BiNEL)

162 Seems I've threatened that but was vetoed by the boss. So I threw all of her shit on the floor out the 2nd floor window to the garbage can below.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

*high five*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:31 PM (NWiLs)

163 The only artichoke I ever had on pizza was in Rome. I thought it was sausage when I ordered it.

It really wasn't.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (cAKts)

Artichoke is basically the flower head of a large thistle. They have negative calories, since it takes more effort to eat it than you get in nourishment from eating it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 10:32 PM (LxWV7)

164 I just wish hunting was a little more dangerous for the hunter. Other than being shot by Dick Cheney or some other idiot with a gun, the hunter is at almost no risk.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 10:25 PM (j6qk/)
* * * *

Seriously? Maybe you need to go hunting in the West. Guarantee you will see things differently.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 10:32 PM (WFcrO)

165 It's stupid to kill an elephant. /i]


They're made for circuses.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 14, 2020 10:32 PM (yQpMk)

166 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 14, 2020 10:32 PM (yQpMk)

167 Ah the father of at least one daughter.





Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (aA3+G)



What gave it away?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

Teenage daughters. They used to love you to pieces and now they hate your guts.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:32 PM (wdsO9)

168 Hello nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

169 >>> You have to slow-cook it for several hours first. A little barbecue sauce doesn't hurt either.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus

2hrs/pound at 250 degrees, if I recall.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 14, 2020 10:32 PM (Z/Q5q)

170 I said,
1 no tattoos
2 no hookers
3 no pictures on social media
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (PkVlr)


4. never feed them after midnight

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 10:32 PM (t+qrx)

171 I could be friends with that elephant. Mocking RINOs is my hobby too.

Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 10:32 PM (dOV9E)

172 Take the door off the hinges.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs)

I did that to my younger son when he was about 12, when he prone to angry door-slamming outbursts. Far more effective than spanking him or whatnot. I was not sure it would work, but he really did take stock in what he was doing, and dammit - it worked.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 14, 2020 10:33 PM (x8Wzq)

173 I'd limit myself to a Bowie knife. Just to make it fair.
Posted by: Cicero
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Far Side cartoon: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3uh8d4e

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 14, 2020 10:33 PM (xSo9G)

174 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:31 PM (NWiLs)


Returns fist bump.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

175
They're made for circuses.

Posted by: Grump928(C)



And knocking down trees with fucking monkeys in 'em.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 10:33 PM (j6qk/)

176 Artichoke is basically the flower head of a large
thistle. They have negative calories, since it takes more effort to eat
it than you get in nourishment from eating it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 10:32 PM (LxWV7)


The story of my life.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 14, 2020 10:33 PM (2N7oZ)

177 131 That's it you two.
You're both grounded to your room.


Don't forget the pudding cups.

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 10:33 PM (xUVVX)

178 made for circuses.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 14, 2020 10:32 PM (yQpMk)


I would never get a tattoo.

But if I did...

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 10:33 PM (t+qrx)

179 152
I'd limit myself to a Bowie knife. Just to make it fair.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 10:29 PM (XVuno)

They will die with laughter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:30 PM (cAKts)

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Dead is dead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 10:33 PM (XVuno)

180 They have negative calories, since it takes more effort to eat it than you get in nourishment from eating it.

The heart is pretty fatty, I imagine it has quite a few calories in it. The base of the leaves have a bit of the heart on them and that bit is tasty. The rest you can't and don't eat unless you're a burro.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:33 PM (KZzsI)

181 >>It's stupid to kill an elephant.


Right. Better we let them all die off.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:33 PM (n/3xc)

182 How to dock like a god of the ocean:
https://tinyurl.com/s5cgvwz
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February




That's nothing




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alNxLjCBJc

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 10:34 PM (HALdu)

183 168

crippled nurse tonight

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 10:34 PM (kFkpX)

184 135 heh.

my oldest child is in NOVA tonight, on a business trip.

I said,
1 no tattoos
2 no hookers
3 no pictures on social media
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (PkVlr)


But Mom, all of the traveling business men do it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

185 Teenage daughters. They used to love you to pieces and now they hate your guts.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:32 PM (wdsO9)

Tell me about it. This sweet, loving, affectionate child turns into a sullen, surly pain in the ass practically overnight.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

186 If you think that animals of sufficient intelligence should not be hunted, and your views prevail, America in 1,000 years will consist entirely of wild hogs.

Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 10:34 PM (dOV9E)

187 >>> What gave it away?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

Teenage daughters. They used to love you to pieces and now they hate your guts.
Posted by: Vendette

The key is having a mom that likes playing the role of the bad cop!

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 14, 2020 10:34 PM (Z/Q5q)

188 Try here, it's worth the watch: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9kbh88z
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (xSo9G)

That was a pretty good wreck!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 10:35 PM (LxWV7)

189 Right. Better we let them all die off.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:33 PM (n/3xc)


I see you've read Footfall too.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 10:35 PM (t+qrx)

190 Teenage daughters. They used to love you to pieces and now they hate your guts.

They always love daddy, they just hate him sometimes for a while, too. Mom is a bit more complicated, but they usually come around eventually there, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:35 PM (KZzsI)

191 >>> 186 If you think that animals of sufficient intelligence should not be hunted, and your views prevail, America in 1,000 years will consist entirely of wild hogs.
Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 10:34 PM (dOV9E)

That's different, because hogs are made of bacon!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2020 10:35 PM (0ReGO)

192 I would never get a tattoo.

But if I did...



You would tattoo your .. err .. trunk?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 14, 2020 10:35 PM (yQpMk)

193 American merchant marine is so much better than this.

Posted by: Sza at February 14, 2020 10:36 PM (MwJgX)

194 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.


Y'all try to behave, especially you two. Pray for Rush and PDT.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 10:36 PM (HaL55)

195 The way I count it, it's four waste-baskets per dead elephant.

Ka-chhhhhiiiiinnng

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 10:36 PM (XVuno)

196 I just wish hunting was a little more dangerous for the hunter. Other than being shot by Dick Cheney or some other idiot with a gun, the hunter is at almost no risk.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 10:25 PM (j6qk/)
* * * *

Seriously? Maybe you need to go hunting in the West. Guarantee you will see things differently.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 10:32 PM (WFcrO)

There is a genuine sense of urgency quartering an elk before the wolves and bears show up.

but yeah, you right.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 14, 2020 10:36 PM (x8Wzq)

197 >>Seriously? Maybe you need to go hunting in the West. Guarantee you will see things differently.


Nah - ALL Meat should come shrink wrapped in those little foam trays, riding on top of a tiny little diaper so that nobody has to touch that icky blood.

Because that makes some fags feel better about eating.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:36 PM (n/3xc)

198 Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 10:34 PM (kFkpX)

Hope you do not really have kidney stones. They suck. Biggly.

My uncle related a family cure. Beer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:36 PM (cAKts)

199
The key is having a mom that likes playing the role of the bad cop!
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 14, 2020 10:34 PM (Z/Q5q)


My husband was such a softie with the kids. I had to be really mean.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

200

">this

Sorry tbodie. It was a coin flip between Stillwater and Norman.

Posted by: teej at February 14, 2020 10:37 PM (g1guD)

201 >>> Hello nurse!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus

Mis Hum, Nurse and Insom are using their secret code again!

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 14, 2020 10:37 PM (Z/Q5q)

202 You would tattoo your .. err .. trunk?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 14, 2020 10:35 PM (yQpMk)

'Welcome aboard' is both stylish and gentlemanly.*

*stolen from Down Periscope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:37 PM (cAKts)

203 Fun times. Never a dull moment in the oilfield.
Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 10:31 PM (U7voe)


Wow, what a story.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 14, 2020 10:37 PM (aS1PU)

204 When are we gonna get there? When are we gonna get there? When are we gonna get there? When are we gonna get there? When are we gonna get there? When are we gonna get there? When are we gonna get there? When are we gonna get there? When are we gonna get there? When are we gonna get there? When are we gonna get there?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 14, 2020 10:37 PM (yQpMk)

205 There is a genuine sense of urgency quartering an elk before the wolves and bears show up.

Mess up bad enough and the elk stomps and gores you to death.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:38 PM (KZzsI)

206 Wouldn't it be great if I could contribute to an ONT without being drunk out of my skull?

It probably would be.

But it wouldn't be ME.

Hi folks, have made a bit of progress, personally-wise, but, as mentioned, drunk out of me skull.

Hello, to those members of the horde. Ah, just kidding, you're all great and those of you who are extra-great, well, you know who you are.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 14, 2020 10:38 PM (l9m7l)

207 Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:36 PM (n/3xc)


garrett, take a deep breath and tell us what you really think




If we didn't harvest animals due to looks, smarts, etc. we would be eating artichoke hearts. And from the sounds of them, they don't appeal to me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

208 >>You would tattoo your .. err .. trunk?


"Your wife is named Wendy, too!?"

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:38 PM (n/3xc)

209 Kidney stones should be attacked with frikkin laser beams. Shark mount optional.

Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 10:38 PM (dOV9E)

210 I just wish hunting was a little more dangerous for the hunter. Other than being shot by Dick Cheney or some other idiot with a gun, the hunter is at almost no risk.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 10:25 PM (j6qk/)
* * * *

Seriously? Maybe you need to go hunting in the West. Guarantee you will see things differently.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February




Not from the things you are hunting.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 10:38 PM (HALdu)

211 Why does that last little girl, the one on Sugar, remind me of my Ex wife?

/shudder

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 14, 2020 10:39 PM (NgKpN)

212 201 >>> Hello nurse!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus

Mis Hum, Nurse and Insom are using their secret code again!
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 14, 2020 10:37 PM (Z/Q5q)

Thats ok, it's friday night.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

213 186 If you think that animals of sufficient intelligence should not be hunted, and your views prevail, America in 1,000 years will consist entirely of wild hogs.
Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 10:34 PM (dOV9E)

No, it is not intelligence. Humanity. Cuteness.

I'll admit I am a big softy.

Shoot badgers to your heart's content. They are smarter than some of my employees.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:39 PM (cAKts)

214 Current bid prices from Iowa Electronic Markets Democratic nomination market (if you own a share of the winning candidate, you get $1):

Joe Biden 6 cents
Pete Buttigieg 13 cents
Amy Klobuchar 6 cents
Bernie Sanders 38 cents
Elizabeth Warren 0 cents
Anyone Else 37 cents

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 14, 2020 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

215 Really, I was just going with "Made for circuses". Nothing to do with tattooing the bits or nothin'.

Maybe I should've said "family motto" instead.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 10:40 PM (t+qrx)

216 >>Not from the things you are hunting.


Hahaha!

Obviously you have never been less than 5 yards form a herd bull.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:40 PM (n/3xc)

217 Leaves house with fishing pole.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

The universal answer!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 10:41 PM (WFcrO)

218 They will show that Sugar video at the young lady's wedding in 20 years. And rightly so.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (Hn8E7)


The hubby will eventually publish that with a side-by-side video of her facial expression from the honeymoon surprise anal.

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2020 10:41 PM (Y8PSl)

219 Mess up bad enough and the elk stomps and gores you to death.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:38 PM (KZzsI)

*snaps fingers*

I always miss some stupid little detail.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 14, 2020 10:41 PM (x8Wzq)

220 Tables turn pretty quick when a Bull storms up on you looking for a fight.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:41 PM (n/3xc)

221 >>> Hello nurse!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus

Mis Hum, Nurse and Insom are using their secret code again!
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 14, 2020 10:37 PM (Z/Q5q)

Thats ok, it's friday night.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

*kicks dirt*

Insom always gets to have all the fun.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 14, 2020 10:41 PM (Z/Q5q)

222 Hahaha!

Obviously you have never been less than 5 yards form a herd bull.
Posted by: garrett at February



Why are you 5 yards away? Are you hunting with a club?

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 10:42 PM (HALdu)

223 @213 - "City" by Clifford D. Simak. Great fix-up book, but add robots.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 14, 2020 10:42 PM (l9m7l)

224 211 Why does that last little girl, the one on Sugar, remind me of my Ex wife?

/shudder
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 14, 2020 10:39 PM (NgKpN)

Because you're Muslim?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

225 Posted by: teej at February 14, 2020 10:37 PM (g1guD)

Best laugh I had all day. Thanks.

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 10:42 PM (NstOx)

226 196

Maybe try Kodiak Bear hunting at close range with a Bow or Moose hunting at less than 10 yards...also with a bow...not that I would....my nuts would snap in half with that kinda proximity...s**t goes wrong so very fast for anyone less than an experienced hunter...and even an experienced hunter gets his card punched sometimes....sayin

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 10:42 PM (kFkpX)

227 >>No, it is not intelligence. Humanity. Cuteness.


There is no Humanity in animals. None. Ever.

There is cuteness. But most often it is trumped by deliciousness.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:42 PM (n/3xc)

228
That was a pretty good wreck!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The Captain watched his career end.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 14, 2020 10:43 PM (xSo9G)

229 220 Tables turn pretty quick when a Bull storms up on you looking for a fight.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:41 PM (n/3xc)

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Acting submissive can save your life in these circumstances.

Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at February 14, 2020 10:43 PM (XVuno)

230 What no music? FUBAR

Posted by: parker at February 14, 2020 10:43 PM (0RwPz)

231 I'd eat elephant... It's probably nutritious and tasty and shit...

After all, elephants are made of elements!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 10:43 PM (7WaWV)

232 'Welcome aboard' is both stylish and gentlemanly.*

*stolen from Down Periscope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:37 PM (cAKts)


Saskatchewan for the win!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:43 PM (BiNEL)

233 Why are you 5 yards away? Are you hunting with a club?

I recommend watching Meat Eater, not only is it a terrific show but it can give you a sense of what its like to be out there and really hunting, what you can overlook or be surprised by

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:43 PM (KZzsI)

234 Why are you 5 yards away? Are you hunting with a club?
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 10:42 PM (HALdu)

We here at Cicero's Guided Tours are trying to reintroduce the excitement back into hunting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:44 PM (cAKts)

235 Tables turn pretty quick when a Bull storms up on you looking for a fight.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:41 PM (n/3xc)

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Acting submissive can save your life in these circumstances.
Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at February 14, 2020 10:43 PM (XVuno)


You're not really here for the hunting, are you.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 10:44 PM (t+qrx)

236 Need to call it quits. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:44 PM (wdsO9)

237 The Mayor of Color here in Charlotte has endorsed Mini Mike.
Posted by: NCKate at February 14, 2020 10:18 PM (QLEJC)

Every day that passes makes me glad I left that town a long time ago.

Posted by: Agitator at February 14, 2020 10:44 PM (dPbYy)

238 Acting submissive can save your life in these circumstances.
Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at February 14, 2020 10:43 PM (XVuno)

...he said, presenting like a fertile doe

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 14, 2020 10:44 PM (x8Wzq)

239 Comet runs MST3K on Friday nights. Tonight I get Teenagers from Outer Space and Starfighters starring B-1 Bob Dornan. Yes, I do.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski
----

I'm so happy. Watching as well. They had an MST3K marathon this past Sunday which is how I found out about the Friday night time slot.

Posted by: Biergood at February 14, 2020 10:44 PM (yb6r+)

240 Good night, Vendette.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 10:44 PM (t+qrx)

241 Saskatchewan for the win!

"What's saskwan mean?"
--Hrothgar's date

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:45 PM (KZzsI)

242 Here's hoping to a great Saturday for every Horde member.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 14, 2020 10:45 PM (l9m7l)

243
I'm working my way through the incompetence article and it's getting me angry and depressed. I hope there's a suggestion for improvement at the end.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

======

And thanks for the content, WeirdDave. Always something to feed the brain.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 14, 2020 10:45 PM (13CQC)

244

You're welcome, Southern neighbor.

Posted by: teej at February 14, 2020 10:45 PM (g1guD)

245 No baby daddy? Don't be a slut.

Posted by: parker at February 14, 2020 10:45 PM (0RwPz)

246 227 There is no Humanity in animals. None. Ever.

There is cuteness. But most often it is trumped by deliciousness.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:42 PM (n/3xc)


Yum, pangolin-snake-bat clay pot!

Posted by: Everyone in Wuhan at February 14, 2020 10:45 PM (dOV9E)

247 I hunt, just find it hard to believe that if you are out hunting 8I recommend watching Meat Eater, not only is it a terrific show but it can give you a sense of what its like to be out there and really hunting, what you can overlook or be surprised by
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February




elk you get withing five yards by accident.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 10:45 PM (HALdu)

248 >>Why are you 5 yards away? Are you hunting with a club?

Archery.

But -
Do you think you get to choose?

Even in rifle season you are out there in the real fucking world. One mistake. One slip and fall. One freak incident with a wild animal. One grumpy old bear, moose...you are done for.

And in most of those cases, it's probably better than dying from exposure. Which is also an option.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:45 PM (n/3xc)

249 I celebrated Valentine's in classic style this year.

I masturbated like a maniac all day long.


Either you quit that job or things are going to be very awkward in the office next week.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 14, 2020 10:46 PM (SchxB)

250 186 If you think that animals of sufficient intelligence should not be hunted, and your views prevail, America in 1,000 years will consist entirely of wild hogs.
Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 10:34 PM (dOV9E)

Plus, hogs are right off the protected list.

If they did not want to die, they would not be made of bacon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:46 PM (cAKts)

251 We here at Cicero's Guided Tours are trying to reintroduce the excitement back into hunting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February




Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 10:46 PM (HALdu)

252 >>elk you get withing five yards by accident.


Not during archery season you don't.

You get there by being good or lucky. Sometimes by being supid, too.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:46 PM (n/3xc)

253 Yum, pangolin-snake-bat clay pot!
Posted by: Everyone in Wuhan at February 14, 2020 10:45 PM (dOV9E)


*checks style guide*

"Lying pangolin-snake-bat-faced clay pot soldier"

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 10:47 PM (t+qrx)

254 Mis Hum, Nurse and Insom are using their secret code again!
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 14, 2020 10:37 PM (Z/Q5q)

Thats ok, it's friday night.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

Yes!

And the rest of us are jealous!

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 10:47 PM (NstOx)

255 Hello, to those members of the horde. Ah, just kidding, you're all great and those of you who are extra-great, well, you know who you are.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 14, 2020 10:38 PM (l9m7l)


BeckChas, glad to see you here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:47 PM (BiNEL)

256 Night Vendette.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:48 PM (cAKts)

257 Howdy you all. Happy VD Day.

We usually don't make a big deal out of Valentine's Day. And so this year I bought her a nice little necklace with paws on it because she's so enamored of her pets. She loved it it was the best thing I could do, cool.

Jules on the other hand got us some Maine lobsters on the internet. Prepared them with asparagus bundled with bacon and Parmesan, and some steak fries and a lemon tart dessert. This was all accompanied bye a bottle of champagne.

Awesome, she's a keeper after 39 yrs.

Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2020 10:48 PM (TKxa2)

258 The Mayor of Color here in Charlotte has endorsed Mini Mike.

Four years ago, Mini Mike funded a Harvard junket for mayors. I bet the parties are really lavish.

The Bloomberg Harvard City Leadership Initiative, housed at the Ash Center, is a collaboration among Harvard Kennedy School, Harvard Business School, and Bloomberg Philanthropies. Its mission is to inspire and strengthen city leaders, as well as equip them with the tools to lead high-performing, innovative cities.

The program offers leadership and management training to mayors who lead cities with vision and purpose, and to two senior officials from each city who are most crucial to affecting organizational change. In addition to an intensive classroom experience, the program works with each participating mayor and city leader over the course of a year to foster their professional growth and the advancement of key capabilities within their city halls.


Mike was thinking ahead.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 14, 2020 10:48 PM (I2/tG)

259 >>Why are you 5 yards away? Are you hunting with a club?


Archery.


Posted by: garrett at February




I think I found the issue here

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 10:48 PM (HALdu)

260

Past my bedtime.
Maybe, since I stayed up so late, I'll get to sleep in till 4 or so.

Love each other fellow babies
The 2nd great commandment, paraphrased.

Posted by: teej at February 14, 2020 10:48 PM (g1guD)

261 good job farmer!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 10:49 PM (KP5rU)

262 That first vid of the guy running in the first boat crash. Gah. Reminds me, I worked at Coors Ceramics in Golden ions ago. Was operating a 50 ton press making chest plates. This press would press the ceramic while wet before it went into the kiln. Big bang and then pressure. One day, the press malfunctioned, you could hear it, the rhythm was off. Anyone who runs a machine know the sound. Didn't think I could run so fast and jump all the rail track in the building and out the side door so fast. Needless to say, after the blood pressure slowed down, it was a slow afternoon waiting for the guys to diagnose and fix the beast.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 10:49 PM (MTxDQ)

263 Jules on the other hand got us some Maine lobsters on the internet. Prepared them with asparagus bundled with bacon and Parmesan, and some steak fries and a lemon tart dessert. This was all accompanied bye a bottle of champagne.

Awesome, she's a keeper after 39 yrs.
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2020 10:48 PM (TKxa2)

That sounds great!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:49 PM (NWiLs)

264 elk you get withing five yards by accident.


Not during archery season you don't.

You get there by being good or lucky. Sometimes by being supid, too.
Posted by: garrett at February




Again, I think I see the issue here

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 10:49 PM (HALdu)

265 Plus, hogs are right off the protected list.

If they did not want to die, they would not be made of bacon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:46 PM (cAKts)


Ahhh, bacon.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

266 If God meant us to kill things with a bow and arrow, he would not have sent us John Moses Browning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:50 PM (cAKts)

267 The Captain watched his career end.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 14, 2020 10:43 PM (xSo9G)

Another sad situation: https://preview.tinyurl.com/umrc7xc

Colin is a personal friend, and a stand-up guy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 10:50 PM (LxWV7)

268 {{{Vendette}}}

Good night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:50 PM (BiNEL)

269 Until I saw that guy run I had forgotten all about the episode on the job.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 10:50 PM (MTxDQ)

270 elk you get withing five yards by accident.

AKA, driving at night around here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at February 14, 2020 10:51 PM (SchxB)

271 Night teej.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:51 PM (cAKts)

272 Awesome, she's a keeper after 39 yrs.
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2020 10:48 PM (TKxa2)
* * * *

Lucky man!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 10:51 PM (WFcrO)

273 Even in rifle season you are out there in the real fucking world. One mistake. One slip and fall. One freak incident with a wild animal. One grumpy old bear, moose...you are done for.

And in most of those cases, it's probably better than dying from exposure. Which is also an option.

Posted by: garrett at February



A agree with everything there. The thing is that the original commenter was suggesting is that he wants more of a gladiator experience where it is you or the bear.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 10:52 PM (HALdu)

274 Goodnight teej.

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 10:52 PM (NstOx)

275 257 Howdy you all. Happy VD Day.
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2020 10:48 PM (TKxa2)


Ugh. Don't remind me. That lying dog-faced pony soldier of a tranny...

Posted by: David French at February 14, 2020 10:52 PM (dOV9E)

276 {{{Infidel!!}}}

Hope you are feeling better!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 10:52 PM (WFcrO)

277 >>I think I see the issue here


You want to kill one with a bow and arrow and you need to get within 40 yards. It would be nice if they never got closer than 20...but they aren't really cooperating in the whole process.

But you do that by convincing them you are another Bull that wants to steal their elk pussy out from under them or by convincing them you have some elk pussy to give away...

It's a recipe for calamity really.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:52 PM (n/3xc)

278 Don't fool yourself, Timmy. That elephant would eat you and everyone you love given the chance.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 14, 2020 10:53 PM (yQpMk)

279 I won't go hunting with you Jake, but I'll go hunting Women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Uq5VHGuPA

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:53 PM (cAKts)

280
Awesome, she's a keeper after 39 yrs.
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2020 10:48 PM (TKxa2)


Awesome Farmer.


We went grocery shopping, lol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:53 PM (aA3+G)

281 Mike Bloomberg's entire campaign strategy:

Throw money at the problem.

Including an "influencer" outfit called, no kidding, F*ck Jerry, which was involved in the Fyre Festival debacle.

Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 10:54 PM (dOV9E)

282 elk you get withing five yards by accident.

Yes, you stalk the animal, the animal is sometimes asleep or busy. You stay downwind, you move carefully and quietly. You come over a rise and oops. Its not likely, but it can happen. Animals aren't infallibly able to sense everything around them, especially if they are particularly focused on that doe in heat over there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:54 PM (KZzsI)

283 {{{Legally Sufficient}}} Doing great. And you, how's mom?

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 10:54 PM (MTxDQ)

284 >>Don't fool yourself, Timmy. That elephant would eat you and everyone you love given the chance.


No. But it will stomp your ass into a thin film of gelatin for no particular reason at all.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:54 PM (n/3xc)

285 It's a recipe for calamity really.
Posted by: garrett at February



You fucking bow hunters. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why don't you just get a spear?

Same with the spearfishing guys.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 10:54 PM (HALdu)

286 {{{{{Horde}}}}}}

Had a Friday night oyster night.....oysters Rockefeller and raw with cocktail sauce and mignonette.......Yum!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 14, 2020 10:54 PM (/UQ/R)

287 248
The bow hunters have to get close to get the most "UMPH" from the arrow. Most are well versed on the "stalk" and at the point of release, they are far closer than those with a rifle, but if things go bad,they are also at the most risk for getting their card punched if they screw the pooch.

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 10:55 PM (kFkpX)

288 Elephants are for pimps. Try bringing down a Triceratops with a bow and arrow.

Posted by: Stephen Spielberg at February 14, 2020 10:56 PM (XVuno)

289 248
The bow hunters have to get close to get the most "UMPH" from the arrow. Most are well versed on the "stalk" and at the point of release, they are far closer than those with a rifle, but if things go bad,they are also at the most risk for getting their card punched if they screw the pooch.
Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February




Yes. Which another way of saying "don't fucking do this."

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 10:56 PM (HALdu)

290 I was hurt by an elephant. Really. After riding the thing, my hand shook as I held my post ride beer, because the muscles were all messed up from tightly grasping the rope the whole ride.

Elephants are really tall, when you are sitting on them.

Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 10:56 PM (dOV9E)

291 Bow hunting looks harder than hell. Its probably awesome when you bring down food but damn, you're gonna go hungry a lot if that's your only option.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:56 PM (KZzsI)

292 Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:54 PM (n/3xc)

I know your not a fan, but I did get myself a WI Black Bear tag, this one took me 10 years. Once upon a time it was only a 3-4 year wait.

I'll start baiting after I learn how to fly fish.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

293 {{{Legally Sufficient}}} Doing great. And you, how's mom?
Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 10:54 PM (MTxDQ)
* * * *

I'm doing great too! So glad you are doing better!! Mom is doing rather well. She's on a heart monitor this week. Got her a FitBit and she was able to verify a slightly elevated heart rate. We'll see what the monitor says.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 10:58 PM (WFcrO)

294 Anything you kill with a bow is a trophy, really. It's hard as hell to get that close to a wild animal and get a shot off.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:58 PM (n/3xc)

295 291 Bow hunting looks harder than hell. Its probably awesome when you bring down food but damn, you're gonna go hungry a lot if that's your only option.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:56 PM (KZzsI)


Just put a scope on your crossbow.

Oh, wait. You're using a longbow, aren't you? Well, maybe there will be a McDonald's nearby as you exit the woods.

Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 10:59 PM (dOV9E)

296 292: good luck mishum.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 10:59 PM (KP5rU)

297 Awesome, she's a keeper after 39 yrs.
Posted by: Farmer at February




It's about time.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 10:59 PM (HALdu)

298 >>I know your not a fan, but I did get myself a WI Black Bear tag, this one took me 10 years. Once upon a time it was only a 3-4 year wait.


Nice. Yeah - I don't bear hunt, but I am psyched you got your tag.
I don't begrudge others that hunt.
I just don't like eating them.

Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:59 PM (n/3xc)

299 Anyway, like I was sayin', elephant is the fruit of the savanna. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, elephant-kabobs, elephant creole, elephant gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple elephant, lemon elephant, coconut elephant, pepper elephant, elephant soup, elephant stew, elephant salad, elephant and potatoes, elephant burger, elephant sandwich. That- that's about it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 14, 2020 10:59 PM (yQpMk)

300 Elephants are really tall, when you are sitting on them.
Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 10:56 PM (dOV9E)

If you had an eliminatory accident while in the little cabin on the elephant's back, would that be howdah doody?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 11:00 PM (LxWV7)

301
Nice. Yeah - I don't bear hunt, but I am psyched you got your tag.
I don't begrudge others that hunt.
I just don't like eating them.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:59 PM (n/3xc)

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I hear the spleens are nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 11:00 PM (XVuno)

302 I'm working my way through the incompetence article and it's getting me angry and depressed. I hope there's a suggestion for improvement at the end.

The author has a very selective memory, and for the cause of push a stupid opinion can only distort history.

The 20th century was rife with cataclysmic stupid government acts: totally screwing up the Spanish Flu, Prohibition, the Food Pyramid, getting mired in and losing in Korea and Vietnam, The New Deal, the Great Society, causing and prolonging the Great Depression, unionizing government employees, designating China MFN status, the 55 MPH speed limit, creating a myriad of liberty destroying government agencies (EPA, ATF, OSHA, Dept of Ed, etc.), extending suffrage to teenagers, etc.

Posted by: 🐿 at February 14, 2020 11:00 PM (C+evo)

303 298 Nice. Yeah - I don't bear hunt, but I am psyched you got your tag.
I don't begrudge others that hunt.
I just don't like eating them.
Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:59 PM (n/3xc)


Sell the paws to China and retire early.

Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 11:00 PM (dOV9E)

304 Anyway, like I was sayin', elephant is the fruit of the savanna. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, elephant-kabobs, elephant creole, elephant gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple elephant, lemon elephant, coconut elephant, pepper elephant, elephant soup, elephant stew, elephant salad, elephant and potatoes, elephant burger, elephant sandwich. That- that's about it.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

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You forgot pulled pachyderm.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 11:01 PM (Y4EXg)

305 I know your not a fan, but I did get myself a WI Black Bear tag, this one took me 10 years. Once upon a time it was only a 3-4 year wait.

I'll start baiting after I learn how to fly fish.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Congratulations!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 11:01 PM (WFcrO)

306 277

That's the whole point garrett, good hunters want to draw in dominate bulls so as to take the oldest, (proper hunt )...yes it gets kinda crazy when all the younger bulls charge in to the hunter's call to take on the "Turf" so to speak.

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 11:01 PM (kFkpX)

307 Anything you kill with a bow is a trophy, really. It's hard as hell to get that close to a wild animal and get a shot off.
Posted by: garrett at February



My best friend is the great whit hunter. If it walks, swims, flies or crawls he hunts it and never misses. Sucks hunting with him. He gave up guns for bows some time ago. I get why you do it

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:01 PM (HALdu)

308 Posted by: garrett at February 14, 2020 10:59 PM (n/3xc)

I've harvested 2 over the years. Yeah smaller ones under 200# and I thought they were tasty. I suspect a 400# boar might be a different story.

But to each their own.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 11:01 PM (aA3+G)

309 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 11:01 PM (WFcrO)

Thanks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 11:02 PM (aA3+G)

310 Hey, WDS, you asked a question a few weeks back, but I don't think you ever saw my answer. For watching hockey, you can't beat the NHL app. I can watch every single NHL game (except those where blackout rules apply, which for me means that I can't watch Caps games, but if I wanted to watch the Caps I wouldn't need the app, they're on TV). I'm a Flames fan on the east coast of the US, I watch just about every Flames game, without the app I'd see maybe 5 Flames games a year. You can even cast the game to your TV with Chromecast, so I watch them in 4K.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 14, 2020 11:02 PM (Ee9BY)

311 {{{WDS!!}}}

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 11:02 PM (WFcrO)

312 ...howdah doody?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 11:00 PM



*golf clap

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 11:02 PM (7WaWV)

313 I know your not a fan, but I did get myself a WI Black Bear tag, this one took me 10 years. Once upon a time it was only a 3-4 year wait.

I'll start baiting after I learn how to fly fish.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February



You going to use the barrett?

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:03 PM (HALdu)

314 The more PDT is shown enjoying things that REAL Americans enjoy, the more the opposition will hate him.
I would laugh my ass off if he was to make a surprise appearance to something like a MoMe.
He's done it before.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 10:12 PM (PkVlr)


So, has anyone sent him an invitation to the NoVaMoMe yet? The Texas MoMe?

Chop, chop, people - let's get this done!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 14, 2020 11:03 PM (X7cnY)

315 That- that's about it.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

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You forgot pulled pachyderm.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 11:01 PM



No love for elephant chilli?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 11:04 PM (7WaWV)

316 Trump at the Daytona 500 makes me happy. The man understands his base.

Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 11:04 PM (dOV9E)

317 300 If you had an eliminatory accident while in the little cabin on the elephant's back, would that be howdah doody?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 11:00 PM (LxWV7)


That was terrible. Kudos.

Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 11:05 PM (dOV9E)

318
Nice one, Bubba.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 11:07 PM (j6qk/)

319 Kidney stones should be attacked with frikkin laser beams. Shark mount optional.
Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 10:38 PM (dOV9E)


Let me tell you how they get rid of kidney stones. I might have told this take before. True story, my word as a Biden

7 mm kidney stone, so the doc knocks me out. Then he shoved this tube up my business end with a camera, laser and collection basket on it. They break up the stone, collect up the bi pieces and what's left is "sand." They then insert a stent up in there that I had to piss "cherry koolade" out of for about 3 weeks. (And you have to piss a lot.)

Then you go back to the doc to get the stent removed. So you lay back on this table with yourself exposed. While you're laying there, you notice this large steel pipe/bar above your head that's fastened to the ceiling. The doc comes in and says...this gonna hurt you more than it hurts me, lol. Then he sticks the tube up your business end again with the camera and a "grabber on the end of it. ( You ain't knocked out for this.) Then he finds the end of the stent, says, " You better grab ahold of that bar above your head there sir...this might hurt a bit." Then he says 1...2...yank!! and out comes a tube that looks like a 10" straw with a sharp angle on the end of it.

And that's why I keep myself hydrated with beer. Kidney stones hurt like hell.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 14, 2020 11:09 PM (GdPyX)

320 No love for elephant chilli?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 11:04 PM (7WaWV)

Not enough carrots in all of Africa.

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 11:09 PM (NstOx)

321

Cold one, tonight, but just tonight.
8 degrees
"feels like" -7, now

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 11:10 PM (j6qk/)

322 Another sad situation: https://preview.tinyurl.com/umrc7xc

Colin is a personal friend, and a stand-up guy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I read a comprehensive story ( https://tinyurl.com/v9t6dou ). What surprised me the most was the depth of water there. ~1400 feet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 14, 2020 11:10 PM (xSo9G)

323 Hey, WDS, you asked a question a few weeks back, but
I don't think you ever saw my answer. For watching hockey, you can't
beat the NHL app. I can watch every single NHL game (except those where
blackout rules apply, which for me means that I can't watch Caps games,
but if I wanted to watch the Caps I wouldn't need the app, they're on
TV). I'm a Flames fan on the east coast of the US, I watch just about
every Flames game, without the app I'd see maybe 5 Flames games a year.
You can even cast the game to your TV with Chromecast, so I watch them
in 4K.


Posted by: Weirddave at February 14, 2020 11:02 PM (Ee9BY)

Vendette is staying awake.

Bad Vendette.

What is the difference between the Calgary Flames and a bra?

A bra has two cups.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 11:10 PM (wdsO9)

324 @johnrobertsFox
SCOOP: Multiple Sources tell @FoxNews that @realDonaldTrump is planning to take a lap at the @DISupdates Daytona International Speedway in the "Beast" presidential limo ahead of the Daytona 500. It's not 100%, but that is the plan at the moment.
==
Liberal heads sploding again



Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 14, 2020 11:11 PM (G546f)

325 Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:03 PM (HALdu)

Mr Remington

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 11:12 PM (aA3+G)

326 You know who *else* went to a race at Daytona when he was President running for re-election?...






Reagan in '84.

Posted by: ptschett at February 14, 2020 11:12 PM (zB+vL)

327 {{{{LS}}}} Are you feeling better? Hope your mom is ok!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 14, 2020 11:12 PM (/UQ/R)

328 Mr Remington
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February




They make a .50 cal?

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:13 PM (HALdu)

329 I know your not a fan, but I did get myself a WI Black Bear tag, this one took me 10 years. Once upon a time it was only a 3-4 year wait.

I'll start baiting after I learn how to fly fish.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February
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You could sit on my back porch and grin one down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 14, 2020 11:13 PM (xSo9G)

330 vmom, now I just have to find a way to watch the Daytona 500.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 11:13 PM (MTxDQ)

331 Vendette is staying awake.

Bad Vendette.

What is the difference between the Calgary Flames and a bra?

A bra has two cups.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 11:10 PM (wdsO9)

That is great. Glad you stayed up a little while.

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 11:14 PM (NstOx)

332 {{{{LS}}}} Are you feeling better? Hope your mom is ok!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 14, 2020 11:12 PM (/UQ/R)
* * * *

We are both doing fine! Thanks for asking! How's your family doing?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 11:14 PM (WFcrO)

333 Hunting in Central Texas, 'bout 1987.

I had done the whole routine of "de-scenting" all of my clothes, myself and my gear, followed by a subtle dab of fox urine on a shoe pad.

A trick to hunting the same lease, repeatedly, is to take a pillowcase of the local greenery home with you. After washing all your gear in chlorophyll soap, you dry it all normally, but toss that tightly closed pillowcase full of greenery in for the last 10 minutes of the drying cycle.

You'll reek of local vegetation, which is just how you want it.

So, I'm setting on the ground with my back to a tree, and a very slight mound of shrubs arranged around me as to break up my outline. Sitting (at that moment, with my legs extended, rifle across my legs, and just waiting and watching. (I'm in full face net, 100% coverage camo, being down at ground level with the game.

No deer that day. But a full grown male Bobcat walked by less than ten yards from my feet, and never sensed my presence.

I. Held. Entirely. Still. And. Motionless.

Forty pound Bobcat ain't nothing to mess with.

And waited a solid ten minutes after, before I quietly called and end to the days hunt, and quietly walked back to the truck.

You might note that Bobcat or it's Northern Cousin, the Lynx, are (I believe) in all 48 of the Continental U.S.

They're not known for attacking humans. But I don't want to be the Test Case at 30 ft. or less.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2020 11:14 PM (QzJWU)

334 Interesting blog post on CoronaVirus linked at Instapundit.

https://tinyurl.com/us96lvh

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 11:14 PM (cAKts)

335 Mr Remington
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February




They make a .50 cal?
Posted by: not so at February

he's throwing a typewriter at it

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 14, 2020 11:14 PM (G546f)

336 Thanks WD! I will check it out. It has been a very frustrating hockey season here in Denver. Last night NBCS even blacked out the game

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 14, 2020 11:14 PM (/UQ/R)

337 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 14, 2020 11:13 PM (xSo9G)

Thanks for the invite, I just might end up down there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 11:15 PM (aA3+G)

338 Some bitch with a bad haircut is gonna get cut if Isaiah don't get his hummingbird dollas back.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 14, 2020 11:15 PM (I99aF)

339 Hi {{{WDS}}}. See you in April.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 11:15 PM (MTxDQ)

340 I know your not a fan, but I did get myself a WI Black Bear tag, this one took me 10 years. Once upon a time it was only a 3-4 year wait.
----

Just checked the WI population. 28,000? Hard to believe a tag is hard to come by, seems like they ought to paying bounties.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 14, 2020 11:15 PM (xSo9G)

341 he's throwing a typewriter at it
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 14, 2020 11:14 PM (G546f)

The Bronzes might be more handy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 11:17 PM (cAKts)

342 That is great. Glad you stayed up a little while.

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 11:14 PM (NstOx)

What is the difference between the Vancouver Canucks and a saucer?
A saucer has a cup.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 11:17 PM (wdsO9)

343 Doesn't seem possible that it was just two weeks ago that Westminister Dog Show, Infidel and I were sitting in a bar enjoying pizza and each other's company. We had a great time!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 14, 2020 11:17 PM (WFcrO)

344 Just checked the WI population. 28,000? Hard to believe a tag is hard to come by, seems like they ought to paying bounties.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February



That's just in Milwaukee

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:17 PM (HALdu)

345 he's throwing a typewriter at it
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February



Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:17 PM (HALdu)

346 Only 2 weeks? My how time flies. It was fun!

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 11:18 PM (MTxDQ)

347 LS....we are well, thank you for asking. If I haven't said it before it was such a pleasure meet you!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 14, 2020 11:19 PM (/UQ/R)

348 Some bitch with a bad haircut is gonna get cut if Isaiah don't get his hummingbird dollas back.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February



The weird thing about the note is the kid is Jewish or muslim.

It is right aligned.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:19 PM (HALdu)

349 Vendette will now haul herself out of here.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 11:19 PM (wdsO9)

350 319 Then you go back to the doc to get the stent removed. So you lay back on this table with yourself exposed. While you're laying there, you notice this large steel pipe/bar above your head that's fastened to the ceiling. The doc comes in and says...this gonna hurt you more than it hurts me, lol. Then he sticks the tube up your business end again with the camera and a "grabber on the end of it. ( You ain't knocked out for this.) Then he finds the end of the stent, says, " You better grab ahold of that bar above your head there sir...this might hurt a bit." Then he says 1...2...yank!! and out comes a tube that looks like a 10" straw with a sharp angle on the end of it.

And that's why I keep myself hydrated with beer. Kidney stones hurt like hell.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 14, 2020 11:09 PM (GdPyX)


Good Lord. I once had an ordinary catheter removed from, um, that area, after an operation.

I do not use the word bitch in most of my life, but the bitch nurse said what she planned to do, and told me it would not hurt.

She lied. Big time.

Posted by: Splunge at February 14, 2020 11:19 PM (dOV9E)

351 https://www.docdroid.net/EZUN6cB/ originsof2019-ncov-xiaob-res.pdf

Chinese scientist says most likely from a lab.

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at February 14, 2020 11:20 PM (F5A9l)

352 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 14, 2020 11:15 PM (xSo9G)

I probably could have had one last year but dog hunters go first in odd years.

The DNR is pretty conservative in kill permits
Now deer? They hand those things out like there is no tomorro

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 11:20 PM (aA3+G)

353 he's throwing a typewriter at it
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 14, 2020 11:14 PM (G546f)

The Bronzes might be more handy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February



He is going to use the razor.

He is making a bearskin rug the hard way.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:21 PM (HALdu)

354 I got a text from a Bernie bot today. I suspect she got my number from the university I attend. (I wonder if that's legal. The first time I went back to school, I ended up on a Planned Parenthood mailing list.)

She asked if I am in for Bernie. I said no, referring to his policies of restricting choices, rights, and opportunities. She asked for an elaboration. So I, heh, elaborated.

My last text was telling her what a great job Trump is doing on the issues she supposedly cares about and then I asked if she was in for Trump.

Strange. She stopped replying.

Posted by: Emmie at February 14, 2020 11:21 PM (87gB3)

355 {{{{Infidel}}}} You never know we may be over there before then

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 14, 2020 11:21 PM (/UQ/R)

356 Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 11:19 PM (wdsO9)

Hockey jokes are always fun

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 11:22 PM (aA3+G)

357 Shit.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 14, 2020 11:23 PM (F5A9l)

358 Damn that kid needs help. Check the yard for dead animals
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:05 PM

The 6-year-old? Depends on the parents. If they're Christian, they're going to nip it in the bud because you don't wish anyone to go to hell.

And if they're like my old co-worker, they'll call the teacher a bitch and point put that he's only six. And in another six years they'll rage against the neighbors running over the kid's bike that he left in the street near the sharp turn. He's just a kid and how dare they!!! (I still wonder what became of that kid as an adult.)

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 14, 2020 11:24 PM (/+bwe)

359 And Vendette, sleep well. Always a pleasure when you get to talking hockey.

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 11:25 PM (NstOx)

360 Hockey jokes are always fun
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 11:22 PM (aA3+G)


HOCKEY JOKES ARE FUNNY BECAUSE HOCKEY ISN'T A REAL SPORT LIKE BILLIARDS!!

Posted by: THE FAKE BEN ROTHISBURGER at February 14, 2020 11:25 PM (GdPyX)

361 I live in Cali where hunting, (unless on a pre-ordained hunting ranch) is verboden for the most part. Given the massive range of the Sierras, you'd think there would be ample space to hunt...but thanks to our "Overwatchers" in SACTO...it is a constant battle to maintain hunting space. And fishing off the coast......don't get me started....

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 11:25 PM (kFkpX)

362
He is making a bearskin rug the hard way.
Posted by: not so


With a stone knife.

Posted by: Spock at February 14, 2020 11:25 PM (aKsyK)

363 Hockey jokes are always fun

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 11:22 PM (aA3+G)


Not when you have to pay to watch them.

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2020 11:26 PM (Y8PSl)

364 Cheating with other sites whilst following Teh ONT...

Ace is linked at Badblue...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 11:26 PM (7WaWV)

365 good evening morons! three day weekend. then a day of jury doody.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 14, 2020 11:27 PM (SGwTZ)

366 Hockey jokes are always fun

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February


They are easy too, since hockey is a joke.


/ sigh

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:27 PM (HALdu)

367 Well, it's bedtime for this 'ette. Behave heathens.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 11:28 PM (MTxDQ)

368 "I'm not anti-hunting in any way, but I think some animals are too far up the intelligence scale to hunt. Elephants are on that list."


Ditto brother. Amen.

Posted by: Abiss at February 14, 2020 11:28 PM (Y8DtA)

369 Not when you have to pay to watch them.
Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2020 11:26 PM (Y8PSl)

You a Stars fan?

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 11:28 PM (NstOx)

370 I've had a good vacation, but I sure will be glad to get back to work in a week or so. Been off work since the first of November.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 14, 2020 11:29 PM (GdPyX)

371 Evening, Hordelings.

Low key Valentine's Day here. I did get Mrs IMG a cute pendant which she liked a lot.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 14, 2020 11:29 PM (di1hb)

372 Instead of hunting elephants we should hunt poachers.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:29 PM (HALdu)

373 The note from the 6-yr-old is precocious & shows real literary potential. Seriously. Kid has talent.

Posted by: mnw at February 14, 2020 11:30 PM (Cssks)

374 The note from the 6-yr-old is precocious & shows real literary potential. Seriously. Kid has talent.
Posted by: mnw at February




see how he writes after the exorcism

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:32 PM (HALdu)

375 African game wardens do hunt poachers. often they shoot them on the spot.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 14, 2020 11:32 PM (SGwTZ)

376 Night Infidel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 11:32 PM (cAKts)

377 Vendette.....the Oilers have 5 Cups.....so that joke doesn't work.....however the Canucks one does

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 14, 2020 11:32 PM (/UQ/R)

378 Seven hunters, two game wardens, and a cow.





(there must be at least one of you who knows the source)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2020 11:33 PM (0ReGO)

379 You a Stars fan?

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 11:28 PM (NstOx)


NY Ranguhs.

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2020 11:33 PM (Y8PSl)

380 African game wardens do hunt poachers. often they shoot them on the spot.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February




Fine with me. They should monetize it. Think how fun it would be to see some hottie from the US tweeting out pics of the poachers she bagged!

Would be fun watching the sjws trying to decide whether they should be glad she saved the rhino or angry she bagged the guys.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:34 PM (HALdu)

381 124 Yeah, elephants are one of those animals I would never, ever hunt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:26 PM (cAKts)


Do you know why (Texas) Aggies don't hunt elephants?
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The decoys are too big.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 14, 2020 11:37 PM (X7cnY)

382 Vendette.....the Oilers have 5 Cups.....so that joke doesn't work.....however the Canucks one does

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 14, 2020 11:32 PM (/UQ/R)

I know, I lived near Edmonton for all of them. I was making fun of the Flames with the first joke.

Posted by: Vendette, still wide awake at February 14, 2020 11:37 PM (wdsO9)

383 Watching Live PD. They just arrested a couple of black dudes and the family of the one kid is hot! Fixing to be a riot in Richland County, SC tonight.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 14, 2020 11:38 PM (GdPyX)

384 Difficult for me to believe people don't realize how fast & exciting NHL hockey is.

I suspect people posting anti-hockey comments here have never seen a live NHL game in person.

NHL makes every other big league pro sport seem 1) slow & 2) DULL, by comparison.

The electric atmosphere is unique, & the Stanley Cup is the hardest championship to win. It's special. I KNOW this.

Bluz fan.

Posted by: mnw at February 14, 2020 11:38 PM (Cssks)

385 You fucked up. You trusted us.

Posted by: Billy Barr at February 14, 2020 11:40 PM (vfifs)

386 She lied. Big time.


My mom was one the first people to have lithotripsy performed. It looked like someone hit her with a baseball bat across her back afterwards. While she was out, they put in a stent to help her pass the kidney stone gravel. She said she would have rather been knocked out for the stent removal.

Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2020 11:41 PM (MmFTx)

387 I've been getting into Hockey this year. My favorite thing about it is the announcers don't have time to yak about bullshit. Makes for a much better experience.

Posted by: ... at February 14, 2020 11:41 PM (vfifs)

388 Vendette

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 14, 2020 11:42 PM (/UQ/R)

389 I used to watch the San Diego Gulls back in the day. Just not a fan any more.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 14, 2020 11:42 PM (GdPyX)

390 Posted by: mnw at February 14, 2020 11:38 PM (Cssks)

Well stated and 100% spot on. Football is lame next to NHL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 11:43 PM (aA3+G)

391 I know, I lived near Edmonton for all of them. I was making fun of the Flames with the first joke.


Posted by: Vendette, still wide awake at February 14, 2020 11:37 PM (wdsO9)

Calgary won the Stanley Cup in 1989, which is why I could make the bra joke.

Posted by: Vendette, still wide awake at February 14, 2020 11:43 PM (wdsO9)

392 ..Instead of hunting elephants we should hunt poachers.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:29 PM (HALdu)



Elephants are protected from poachers by Game Wardens, who do tend to shoot said poachers as often as not.

Game Wardens in Africa exist in only three circumstances:

* A National Park or Reserve, where the Prestige of the State as towards the preservation of it's heritage in wildlife and wild country.

* A "Photo Safari" (often concurrent with National Parks & Reserves), which generates Tourist Dollars, which directly fund the Game Wardens and other Care and Keeping efforts on those lands.

* Hunting Safaris, where a group of (usually) one to four hunters pays ENORMOUS fees, which pays for not only the Game Wardens in question, but a Professional Hunter assigned to each client, one or two gun-bearers each, for the client and professional. And back at camp, a good size cadre of cooks, valets, launderers, skinners & butchers, physical camp workers, drivers and more.

The fees from a Four Hunter Safari can support some villages entirely, for a year.

Oh, and the village is who gets to keep most all of the meat from the hunts, and surplus goes out to Game Warden Stations and others in the area.

If you were to take hunting, and the Profit Motive out of the equation, those villagers would not work as Game Wardens, but instead, have to turn to taking an elephant for themselves, every month or so, just to eat.

No other paying jobs to be had out in the brush. And they're not going to move the entire village into the already over-crowded, crime and disease ridden cities.

Fastest way for the Elephant to go extinct, is to make 'em no longer profitable.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2020 11:43 PM (QzJWU)

393 323 What's the difference between a 2 year old and Vendette?
A 2 year old knows more than one joke!

Posted by: Weirddave at February 14, 2020 11:43 PM (Ee9BY)

394 New research information.

>No significant disparities in ACE2 gene expression were found between racial groups (Asian vs Caucasian), age groups (>60 vs
>However, we observed significantly higher ACE2 gene expression in smoker samples compared to non-smoker samples.

https://www.preprints.org/manuscript/202002.0051/v1

This dates back to 2004 but it is very relevant!

>Although ACE2 mRNA is known to be present in virtually all organs, its protein expression is largely unknown.
>The most remarkable finding was the surface expression of ACE2 protein on lung alveolar epithelial cells and enterocytes of the small intestine. Furthermore, ACE2 was present in arterial and venous endothelial cells and arterial smooth muscle cells in all organs studied.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15141377

People who die to Coronavirus suffer from severe loss of blood pressure, inability to process oxygen through the lungs, and eventually cardiovascular failure! YOU BLEED INTERNALLY THROUGH YOUR CAPILLARIES UNTIL YOU DIE! Smokers at greater risk!

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 14, 2020 11:44 PM (F5A9l)

395 Oh, FFS!

Anderson Pooper: Trump is trying to turn the US into a 'banana republic' by 'weaponising the military' !

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 11:44 PM (7WaWV)

396 Now I'm gone.

Posted by: Vendette, still wide awake at February 14, 2020 11:44 PM (wdsO9)

397 Do you know why (Texas) Aggies don't hunt elephants?
*
*
*
The decoys are too big.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 14, 2020 11:37 PM (X7cnY)

I have Aggies in my extended family.

Consider this stolen.

And thanks !

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 11:44 PM (NstOx)

398 Blood draw today. A1C 5.7. Type II diabetic. Everything is hunky and/or dory.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 11:45 PM (uLD+u)

399 >>> 395 Oh, FFS!

Anderson Pooper: Trump is trying to turn the US into a 'banana republic' by 'weaponising the military' !
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 11:44 PM (7WaWV)

How exactly does one weaponize the military?

Allow them to carry loaded service weapons on base?

Drop the shitty ROE from the past 20 years plus?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2020 11:46 PM (0ReGO)

400 My mom was one the first people to have lithotripsy performed. It looked like someone hit her with a baseball bat across her back afterwards. While she was out, they put in a stent to help her pass the kidney stone gravel. She said she would have rather been knocked out for the stent removal.
Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2020 11:41 PM (MmFTx)


Lithotripsy is when the stone is still in the Kidney. I had an Urethrascopy. That's when the stone has made it to the bladder.. real painful. Kicked in the nuts, stabbed in the stomach with a dull knife, puking painful.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 14, 2020 11:46 PM (GdPyX)

401 Bluz fan.
Posted by: mnw at February 14, 2020 11:38 PM (Cssks)

SRO in The Arena, back in the day.

Best of times.

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 11:47 PM (NstOx)

402 Instead of your body building an immunity it becomes much more vulnerable to infection by other strains of the virus. Viruses use ADE to hijack into macrophages which are responsible for removing pathogens from the body, so instead of removing the virus from the body they become factories for the virus.

Infection of human alveolar macrophages by human coronavirus strain 229E
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/ PMC3352353/

The cytokines detected in novel coronavirus patients suggest macrophage infection might be occurring, as has been found in other coronavirus strains.
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/ PIIS0140-6736(20)30183-5/fulltext

>A doctor from the Chinese Health Commission warns that certain recovered coronavirus patients might be prone to reinfection.
https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/ its-possible-for-coronavirus-to-reinfect- recovered-patients-chinese-expert-warns/

>Zhan Qingyuan, director of pneumonia prevention and treatment at the China-Japan Friendship Hospital, said even people who have recovered may not be immune to the virus.
>"For those patients who have been cured, there is a likelihood of a relapse," he said in a briefing on Friday. "The antibody will be generated; however, in certain individuals, the antibody cannot last that long."
https://www.businessinsider.com/ wuhan-coronavirus-risk-of-reinfection-2020-2

In short, reinfections are deadlier than the initial infection. The initial infection doesn't incapacitate most people so they will spread their own mutated strains to people who have already been infected before, potentially killing them. Vaccines might end up useless if most of the world ends up infected. This could explain the lack of deaths in the West as they are initial infections instead of the much deadlier reinfections.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 14, 2020 11:48 PM (F5A9l)

403 323 What's the difference between a 2 year old and Vendette?
A 2 year old knows more than one joke!


Posted by: Weirddave at February 14, 2020 11:43 PM (Ee9BY)

*Pats Weirddave on the head*
Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette, still wide awake at February 14, 2020 11:48 PM (wdsO9)

404 I'm back.

After masturbating myself blind all day long, I took myself out to a nice dinner, and bought myself flowers and chocolates.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)

405 Well stated and 100% spot on. Football is lame next to NHL
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 11:43 PM (aA3+G)

Rugby. Watch a rugby match. Those guys are amazing.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 14, 2020 11:48 PM (a4qVe)

406 Aw qdpsteve, I'm glad you were good to you. What was dinner?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 14, 2020 11:49 PM (a4qVe)

407 Cheriebebe, the finest cuisine that Popeye's has to offer.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

408 "The Cambridge police acted stupidly."

"If I had a son, he would look like Trevon."

Berry's gas an a match....and then we got Black Lives Matter.

Trump had to inherent this MF's legacy on race.

MSM...........crickets....crickets....circkets


I'm out

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 11:51 PM (kFkpX)

409 Posted by: Vendette, still wide awake at February 14, 2020 11:48 PM (wdsO9)

Vendette, gracious as usual!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 11:51 PM (BiNEL)

410 Qdpsteve, you know we do lurve the Popeyes!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 14, 2020 11:51 PM (a4qVe)

411 WeirdDave, I watched TidePod Nancy and was highly impressed by the actress's impersonation. It was downright freaky.

Posted by: Emmie at February 14, 2020 11:51 PM (87gB3)

412 I had an Urethrascopy.


Yeah, I hope to never have that. The biggest stone I passed was 6 mm. I have, no kidding, passed 27 of those suckers starting when I was 17. I wouldn't wish them on anyone.

Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2020 11:52 PM (MmFTx)

413 I suppose we should all be grateful that steve isn't giving it up for free...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 11:52 PM (7WaWV)

414 Cheriebebe, that's because you're a woman of exquisite taste and breeding :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)

415 I've been getting into Hockey this year. My favorite thing about it is the announcers don't have time to yak about bullshit. Makes for a much better experience.

Posted by: ... at February 14, 2020 11:41 PM (vfifs)


Most sports come across quite well on tv. In fact, an argument could be made that some sports are better on tv. Hockey is not one of those sports.

In the old days, before they pussified the NHL (I call it The Gretzky-fication of the NHL), turning it into a non contact sport, even in the nosebleeds, you could actually feel the body checks in the corners. Off all the sporting events I've seen live, NHL hockey is the best by leaps, bounds and fisticuffs.

But the NHL suffers, as other sports do, from free agency. There is no long-term player-fan relationship anymore, just a group of people paying tickets to wear team laundry.

Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2020 11:52 PM (Y8PSl)

416 Zettai, yes you should

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

417
Good lord they have new techniques for getting kidney stones nowadays, don't they? I had some kidney stones and passed them, thank God, and thank God for the Demerol or whatever it was they dripped me with.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 14, 2020 11:53 PM (13CQC)

418 I took myself out to a nice dinner, and bought myself flowers and chocolates.


Aren't you supposed to put out AFTER the nice dinner, flowers, and chocolates?

Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2020 11:53 PM (MmFTx)

419 That scene from the Green Mile...with Hanks passing a stone....yup...but at least I had drugs........

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 11:54 PM (kFkpX)

420 no good deed, I like to mix things up a bit

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)

421 People who die to Coronavirus suffer from severe loss of blood pressure,
inability to process oxygen through the lungs, and eventually
cardiovascular failure! YOU BLEED INTERNALLY THROUGH YOUR CAPILLARIES
UNTIL YOU DIE! Smokers at greater risk!

What's the risk factor? Damage to the lungs from years of smoking (ex-smokers at high risk too), or chemicals from the smoke for current smokers (Nicotine? Vapers beware?)?

Posted by: Weirddave at February 14, 2020 11:55 PM (Ee9BY)

422 Good job keeping the magic alive, qdpsteve.

Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2020 11:55 PM (MmFTx)

423 no good deed, I like to mix things up a bit
Posted by: qdpsteve at February



Hey, was thinking about your rv thing, you might want to do it in the south instead of nodak.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:56 PM (HALdu)

424 if someone put out to one's own right hand, we don't need to read about it here

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 14, 2020 11:56 PM (y3jtI)

425 I read a comprehensive story ( https://tinyurl.com/v9t6dou ). What surprised me the most was the depth of water there. ~1400 feet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 14, 2020 11:10 PM (xSo9G)

Not a very comprehensive story if it fails to even mention the captain by name.

One problem that article fails to mention is that the vessel had recently been fitted with a new digital autopilot, which could only be disengaged by entering commands into a keypad on a workstation on the other side of the bridge from the helm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 11:57 PM (LxWV7)

426 not so, thanks.

Yeah, as I said, I like Monument Valley a lot. Only problem is, I don't know how friendly they are to gun-oriented activities. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

427 Sure sounds like the virus engineers didn't miss a trick!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 11:57 PM (BiNEL)

428 eventually.......

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 11:57 PM (kFkpX)

429
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)

=======

Good God, that doesn't sound like qdpsteve!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 14, 2020 11:58 PM (13CQC)

430 if someone put out to one's own right hand, we don't need to read about it here

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 14, 2020 11:56 PM (y3jtI)


I know, right? Cheating bastard.

Posted by: The Left Hand at February 14, 2020 11:58 PM (Y8PSl)

431 Blonde, you'd be surprised how romantic I can be sometimes

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

432 *Pats Weirddave on the head*
Good night, all!
Posted by: Vendette, still wide awake at February 14, 2020 11:48 PM (wdsO9)

Score one for Vendette.

Posted by: tbodie at February 14, 2020 11:59 PM (NstOx)

433 Good God, that doesn't sound like qdpsteve!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February




You didn't know him before he went to rehab.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 11:59 PM (HALdu)

434 404 I'm back.

After masturbating myself blind all day long, I took myself out to a nice dinner, and bought myself flowers and chocolates.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)

Should be the other way around. Otherwise you'll think you're easy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 12:00 AM (NWiLs)

435 I know, right? Cheating bastard.
Posted by: The Left Hand at February




he found a use for you

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:00 AM (HALdu)

436 I passed a 7.7 mm one at 2 AM in PHX while the young ER dr. standing there thought I was trying to get Opioids from the Er.
About fucking killed that kid. That hurt.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:00 AM (bttOm)

437 Should be the other way around. Otherwise you'll think you're easy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February


he is easy, just not cheap

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:01 AM (HALdu)

438 436 I passed a 7.7 mm one at 2 AM in PHX while the young ER dr. standing there thought I was trying to get Opioids from the Er.
About fucking killed that kid. That hurt.
Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:00 AM (bttOm)

That's a big damn kidney stone.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 12:02 AM (NWiLs)

439 qdpsteve is found dead, the result of jealous rage. His left hand really DIDN'T know what his right hand was doing... until it did.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 15, 2020 12:02 AM (I99aF)

440 425. Does the article mention the possibility that sex was being had on the bridge.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 12:02 AM (a4qVe)

441 But the NHL suffers, as other sports do, from free agency. There is no long-term player-fan relationship anymore, just a group of people paying tickets to wear team laundry.
Posted by: RickZ at February 14, 2020 11:52 PM (Y8PSl)

The Barcley brothers shake their heads, in sad agreement.

Posted by: tbodie at February 15, 2020 12:03 AM (NstOx)

442 440 425. Does the article mention the possibility that sex was being had on the bridge.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 12:02 AM (a4qVe)

At least it wasn't sex WITH the bridge. That would've been weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 12:03 AM (NWiLs)

443 I had 2 stones too big to pass about 12 years ago. had lithotripsy after the second ER visit. No issues after that. I had just had my second son. Kidney stones are worse than child birth.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 15, 2020 12:03 AM (UUBmN)

444 But seriously folks...

My sis has been pretty good to me lately, doing chores and whatnot. Think I'll pay her back with one of her favorite things, a nice bottle of Jack Daniels Honey.

I'll put it under her pillow. When she finds it and asks me if I got it, I'll tell her it wasn't me, it musta been the Jack Daniels liquor fairy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:04 AM (L2ZTs)

445 Yeah i was in a ball on the floor vomiting while he stood there telling the nurse i was in looking for drugs. i still have the stone.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:04 AM (bttOm)

446 I had a kidney stone attack and had an ER jerkoff assume I was drug-seeking. I got to throw up all over him, which was nice.

Next time read the medical records, asshole.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 15, 2020 12:05 AM (I99aF)

447 Blonde, you'd be surprised how romantic I can be sometimes
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

-----------

Lube?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2020 12:05 AM (XVuno)

448 In the piece on the sinking of the Queen of the North, it was suggested that the helmsman and the quartermaster may have been doing the Debbil's Tango on the bridge...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 12:05 AM (7WaWV)

449 Rusty Nail, hope I don't end up on Forensic Files

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:05 AM (L2ZTs)

450 the lapd reported that in an apparent love triangle gone amiss steeve and his two hands, left and right, were found dead in his civic in the center of the 405

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:05 AM (HALdu)

451 Insom, that would be completely too weird.
Plus, HOW would you have sex WITH the bridge?

Imma not sure I wanna know.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 12:06 AM (a4qVe)

452 At least it wasn't sex WITH the bridge. That would've been weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 12:03 AM (NWiLs)


But if it's one of those swaying bridges, c'mon! Who are you to judge?

Posted by: RickZ at February 15, 2020 12:06 AM (Y8PSl)

453 Lube?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February


he said romantic not gentleman.

he even turns his condoms insidside out so he gets the ribbed sensation for himself.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:07 AM (HALdu)

454 What's the risk factor? Damage to the lungs from years of smoking (ex-smokers at high risk too), or chemicals from the smoke for current smokers (Nicotine? Vapers beware?)?
Posted by: Weirddave at February 14, 2020 11:55 PM (Ee9BY)

Current smokers and those living in heavy air pollution cities would be at risk. Former smokers less. No smoking least risk. Need more research and data, but from the new reports of 40% on the low end to 70% on the high end, it looks like the may not be as race specific as initial research and data collected lead to believe. Smoker or former heavy smoker, male, and over the age of 12 look like the target groups.

Also, recent studies from recovered patients show that ACE2 is stored in the testes, and this virus causes lesions on the testes as an initial symptom and if you survive it leaves males sterile and difficult to produce T. The paper suggested to check for lesions as a way to diagnose Kung Flu.

Finally, this season has unusually high people being diagnosed with Influenza Like Illnesses compared on a week to week basis since the middle of January.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 12:07 AM (F5A9l)

455 But if it's one of those swaying bridges, c'mon! Who are you to judge?
Posted by: RickZ at February 15, 2020 12:06 AM (Y8PSl)

--------

Galloping Gertie was the Trollop of Tacoma.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2020 12:08 AM (XVuno)

456 451 Insom, that would be completely too weird.
Plus, HOW would you have sex WITH the bridge?

Imma not sure I wanna know.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 12:06 AM (a4qVe)

Life, uh, finds a way.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 12:08 AM (NWiLs)

457 Rusty Nail, hope I don't end up on Forensic Files
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:05 AM

Heh. My wife has CNN-HN (the Forensic Files channel) on right now.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 15, 2020 12:08 AM (I99aF)

458 not so, you're spooking me. :-)

Only prob, it would be either the LA Sheriffs or LBPD (Long Beach Police Dept). LAPD doesn't patrol my neck of the woods.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)

459 I had a kidney stone attack once when I was driving from Port Charlotte, FL back to Pompano Beach, FL. I had two other guys with me, neither one of which wanted to drive. Was in a 26' box truck. Made it across Alligator Alley and was on 585 when I started to get sick. I started to pull off at the next exit, Davie Road, while trying to roll the window down so I could puke out the window...didn't make it. Threw up all over the dash and front windshield before I could make the exit. Pulled into the parking lot of the Waffle House and brother picked me up, took me to the emergency room in Deerfield Beach. I was bent over in pain and sat there for three hours before I got tired of waiting. I guess they thought I was faking it for dope.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 15, 2020 12:08 AM (GdPyX)

460 425. Does the article mention the possibility that sex was being had on the bridge.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 12:02 AM (a4qVe)

That was speculated by the press at the time, but according to the Captain, it's bullshit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 12:09 AM (LxWV7)

461 Rusty Nail, there's so many Forensic Files episodes by now that I think the producers just have a standard video/audio template and they just paste in details of various disturbing cases around the US. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)

462 I note Cherie has beaten me to the punch...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 12:10 AM (7WaWV)

463 {{{{Theresa}}}}} Hope you had safe travel! Prayers for you and your family

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 12:10 AM (/UQ/R)

464 421
still youself

The virus in "some" not all cases leads to ARDS (Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome), an inflammatory process within the lungs with impairs O2/C02 exchange and degrades organ function(Kidneys,Liver,Cardiac to the point where infection begins to overwhelm all of the primary systems leading to Sepsis which causes organ failure and death. This is still a small % of the overall infections.......dude

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 12:10 AM (kFkpX)

465 Bittersweet Symphony.
Although these lasses look more sweet than bitter.

https://tinyurl.com/vykdk4t

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 15, 2020 12:10 AM (uLD+u)

466 Rusty Nail, hope I don't end up on Forensic Files
Posted by: qdpsteve at February



I could see you winding up on forensic files, just not as a victim.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:10 AM (HALdu)

467 Insom, that would be completely too weird.
Plus, HOW would you have sex WITH the bridge?

Imma not sure I wanna know.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 12:06 AM (a4qVe

Insom lives in Florida , he has seen things.

Posted by: tbodie at February 15, 2020 12:11 AM (NstOx)

468 Low hanging fruit medical cost examples from states that haven't yet outlawed stand alone out patient companies.

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 12:12 AM (0x00j)

469 426 not so, thanks.

Yeah, as I said, I like Monument Valley a lot. Only problem is, I don't know how friendly they are to gun-oriented activities. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

most of it's on the reservation, so you probably should be careful.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2020 12:12 AM (V2Yro)

470 That was speculated by the press at the time, but according to the Captain, it's bullshit..


But the captain was in his bunk. And the ship made zero corrections and went straight into the island. Which could feasibly indicate people were otherwise occupied. Capt is gonna call BS because it would also reflect worse on him and his command.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 12:12 AM (a4qVe)

471 the lapd reported that in an apparent love triangle gone amiss steeve and his two hands, left and right, were found dead in his civic in the center of the 405
Posted by: not so at February




or




the lapd reported that in an apparent love triangle gone amiss steeve was found with his two dead hands, left and right, in his civic in the center of the 405. he was detained for questioning.
Posted by: not so at February

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:13 AM (HALdu)

472
I'll put it under her pillow. When she finds it
and asks me if I got it, I'll tell her it wasn't me, it musta been the
Jack Daniels liquor fairy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:04 AM (L2ZTs


You are a kind and generous spirit, and for that you will be repaid four-fold when you least expect it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 15, 2020 12:13 AM (uLD+u)

473 What's the risk factor? Damage to the lungs from years of smoking (ex-smokers at high risk too), or chemicals from the smoke for current smokers (Nicotine? Vapers beware?)?
Posted by: Weirddave

==


I think they think that lung damage from smoke inhalation causes a change in the lung cells basically, if I read correctly, causing your lungs to have more ACE2 epithelial cells

from a previous SARS study:
"ACE2 is a membrane-associated aminopeptidase expressed in vascular endothelia, renal and cardiovascular tissue, and epithelia of the small intestine and testes"

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1002/path.1570

so you've got these cells all over the body, but for whatever reason, SARS and COVID-19 latch on to the ones in your lungs and in your intestinal tract

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 15, 2020 12:13 AM (G546f)

474 Wow that kid looks just like I used to look.

After I snorted a line of cocaine.

Like last week.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 15, 2020 12:13 AM (WdocV)

475 Mikey, thanks :-)

In a just world there would actually be a Jack Daniels liquor fairy

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)

476 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:09 AM

And it was all working fine, until the Forensic Files Random Murder Generator started producing murder episodes... BEFORE they REALLY happened.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 15, 2020 12:15 AM (I99aF)

477 Nightwatch. Hope your Renal Calculi are <0.05mm and infrequent.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:16 AM (bttOm)

478 Speaking of corona virus, is it my imagination or is the exact method of transmissions still not understood?

One guy flies from Singapore to France and infects...no one? Then shares a ski chalet with 5 other guys and...infects them all?

Unless he was doing something with his chalet-mates he wasn't on the airplane....


Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2020 12:17 AM (WdocV)

479 But the captain was in his bunk. And the ship made zero corrections and went straight into the island. Which could feasibly indicate people were otherwise occupied. Capt is gonna call BS because it would also reflect worse on him and his command.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 12:12 AM (a4qVe)

Look. I know the guy; have known him for 30-odd years. He dismisses the "nookie scenario", and I trust he is right. They were bearing more to starboard than usual because they had a radar target in the channel they were trying to avoid. Vessel was on autopilot, as per standard practice, and by the time they realized they headed to Gil Island, there was not enough time to disengage the autopilot, which required using a keypad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 12:18 AM (LxWV7)

480 Hope your Renal Calculi are
Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:16 AM

That is a very kind and decent blessing.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 15, 2020 12:18 AM (I99aF)

481 Nite all. Honey dos tomorrow. Have a good un.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 15, 2020 12:18 AM (GdPyX)

482 Ha qdpsteve, adults pay the Jack Daniels Liquor Fairy with teeth after he visits.

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 12:18 AM (0x00j)

483 Saw a screen shot of a Facebook post that Facebook keeps taking down where on one of the quarantine centers on a Military base that a soil sets on base have contracted it because they set up the "quarantine center", which is open but fenced in, next to the outdoor rec area where soldiers play ball.

About to pour some bourbon and check out.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 12:19 AM (F5A9l)

484 not so, thanks.

Yeah, as I said, I like Monument Valley a lot. Only problem is, I don't know how friendly they are to gun-oriented activities. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February




The thing is the numbers for RVs are not very good. If I were to rent an RV, between the base fee, mileage, and fuel, it would cost me $2000 to get there and back. The time would be prohibitive.

If you do an rv thing where there are not many morons you are going to have a hard time getting anyone there.
Even those that have rvs.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:19 AM (HALdu)

485 Kazi, I believe he takes payment in teeth and livers.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)

486 Unless he was doing something with his chalet-mates he wasn't on the airplane....

'ah hah! Lucky Pierre'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 15, 2020 12:19 AM (XfhEV)

487 not so, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)

488 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 12:18 AM (LxWV7)

That's all well and good, but 'sex on the bridge' sells better.

Posted by: Fake News, Now With More Bullshit at February 15, 2020 12:20 AM (Y8PSl)

489 If you push it south you get more morons and easier travel time.

How abut houseboats? Mead?

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:21 AM (HALdu)

490 Here's a good article on the latest "thinking" on the Kung Flu from Rust Idvan on WUWT.

https://tinyurl.com/us96lvh

Posted by: MarkY at February 15, 2020 12:21 AM (fc+HX)

491
First lawn mowing of the season here at Schloss Hadrian today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 15, 2020 12:21 AM (ETMiS)

492 Speaking of corona virus, is it my imagination or is the exact method of transmissions still not understood?


==

yeah ...I think it's the exact timing of when a person is contagious
it's like there's a period of time when you don't have symptoms that you are contagious

also clearly there are several routes - through aerosol, surfaces, and fecal to oral
don't know how those correspond with which stage of disease either

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 15, 2020 12:22 AM (G546f)

493 also clearly there are several routes - through aerosol, surfaces, and fecal to oral
don't know how those correspond with which stage of disease either

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February



someone mentioned sweaty stinkin 70s bush too.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:23 AM (HALdu)

494 473
To date, the factors regulating ACE2 expression have not been identified. So not definitive per correlation of SARs and COV2 contagions.

Work in progress at best.

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 12:23 AM (kFkpX)

495 Look. I know the guy; have known him for 30-odd years. He dismisses the "nookie scenario", and I trust he is right. They were bearing more to starboard than usual because they had a radar target in the channel they were trying to avoid. Vessel was on autopilot, as per standard practice, and by the time they realized they headed to Gil Island, there was not enough time to disengage the autopilot, which required using a keypad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 12:18 AM (LxWV7)

Brought to you by the same people who want computer controlled cars.

/shakes head.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2020 12:23 AM (NgKpN)

496 Houseboats on Lake Meade should never be used to store firearms. Large numbers of them sink every year with terrible loss of firepower and registered weapons.

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 12:24 AM (0x00j)

497 Funniest words of yesterday

"MY GOD IT'S FULL OF SUCK!"

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:24 AM (HALdu)

498 That's all well and good, but 'sex on the bridge' sells better.
Posted by: Fake News, Now With More Bullshit at February 15, 2020 12:20 AM (Y8PSl)

Indeed, which is why the yellow press (i.e. all of them) pushed it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 12:24 AM (LxWV7)

499 Houseboats on Lake Meade should never be used to store firearms. Large numbers of them sink every year with terrible loss of firepower and registered weapons.
Posted by: Kazi at February




Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:25 AM (HALdu)

500 405 Well stated and 100% spot on. Football is lame next to NHL
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2020 11:43 PM (aA3+G)


Just different sports. I admire any athlete's skills, but some skills interest me and some don't. I'm not interested in ice or other skating, or manipulating things with a stick (or with feet, re soccer). I am interested in throwing things accurately, running, physical contact, hitting things with a stick/bat/club/racquet, and much else besides. As a result, I'm happy to say I enjoy a variety of sports.


If I'd lived in an area where I played hockey as a youth, I'd probably have a different take. But I didn't.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at February 15, 2020 12:25 AM (YqED9)

501 SARS was back in what 2003?
One would think we'd have better knowledge about it by now

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 15, 2020 12:25 AM (G546f)

502 412 I had an Urethrascopy.


Yeah, I hope to never have that. The biggest stone I passed was 6 mm. I have, no kidding, passed 27 of those suckers starting when I was 17. I wouldn't wish them on anyone.
Posted by: no good deed at February 14, 2020 11:52 PM (MmFTx)


What causes them? As far as I know, nobody in my extended family has had a kidney stone.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 15, 2020 12:26 AM (wGeit)

503 someone mentioned sweaty stinkin 70s bush too.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:23 AM



You've forgotten to append that with "NTTAWWT"!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 12:26 AM (7WaWV)

504 you know what I wonder - I wonder if anyone has tried treating the virus with heat - like with a sauna, or an.IR sauna

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 15, 2020 12:27 AM (G546f)

505 you know what I wonder - I wonder if anyone has tried treating the virus with heat - like with a sauna, or an.IR sauna
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February



There was a guy in North Korea that did that. Then they executed him.


Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:29 AM (HALdu)

506 You've forgotten to append that with "NTTAWWT"!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February




But there is

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:29 AM (HALdu)

507 Powell or Mead would be fun. I like Powell. There's quite a few hordelings out in the sticks on the western slope of the Rockies and the great basin as well as the shores of the Salt River in AZ within driving or flying distance.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:30 AM (bttOm)

508
Blonde, you'd be surprised how romantic I can be sometimes
Posted by: qdpsteve

=======

lol. I hear there's a rule here when morons brag, but I'll exempt you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 15, 2020 12:30 AM (13CQC)

509 The who issued an advisory that the best means of preventing wuhanbola is getting rid of sweaty stinkin' 70s bush.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:31 AM (HALdu)

510 Seems to me that the coronavirus could best be treated by strong supportive care, maybe some anti-inflammatories, some antivirals, and maybe putting the patient into a hyperbaric oxygen atmosphere to help counter reduced lung function.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 12:31 AM (LxWV7)

511 Prostate tests and surgery put any man on the same footing as women and pap smears I reckon.

In fact, the dribbling when I cough and the impotence are just like I gave birth to a gland.

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 12:32 AM (0x00j)

512 Powell or Mead would be fun. I like Powell. There's quite a few hordelings out in the sticks on the western slope of the Rockies and the great basin as well as the shores of the Salt River in AZ within driving or flying distance.
Posted by: DBCooper at February




If you are going to do a destination momee you need it to be easy to get to.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:32 AM (HALdu)

513
I got a text from a Bernie bot today. I suspect she got my number from the university I attend.
___

Your supposed to tell you have Bernie fever and ask her out for vegan food....then give her the ole's surprise anal otter.


Duh.



Posted by: Any number of Bernie Bros at February 15, 2020 12:33 AM (WdocV)

514 477

My dear friend....And I thought breaking my left arm in 3 places falling out of a tree when I was 13 was the height of my pain threshold got a very rude awakening last Tuesday when the whole of my vocabulary was reduced to "F**K" and "PLEASSSSE" for 3 hours straight. I am very thankful to the crew at the VA West LA ER for stabbing me in the shoulders with multiple syringes of drugs (there were no beds) to help me out......just never knew this level of pain before....hope to never know it again....amen

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 12:33 AM (kFkpX)

515 maybe putting the patient into a hyperbaric oxygen atmosphere to help counter reduced lung function.

I suppose Venus is out of the question

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 15, 2020 12:33 AM (XfhEV)

516 The who issued an advisory that the best means of preventing wuhanbola is getting rid of sweaty stinkin' 70s bush.

___

WE GONNA DIE


Posted by: Feminists Everywhere at February 15, 2020 12:34 AM (WdocV)

517 Powell or Mead would be fun. I like Powell. There's quite a few hordelings out in the sticks on the western slope of the Rockies and the great basin as well as the shores of the Salt River in AZ within driving or flying distance.
Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:30 AM (bttOm)

there are places right near Apache Junction where you can boondock camp with an RV on State land.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 12:34 AM (LxWV7)

518 Posted by: Feminists Everywhere at February




that was funny

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:34 AM (HALdu)

519 I would like my own hyperbaric chamber

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 15, 2020 12:35 AM (G546f)

520 CovN19 is here and starting to leak out of the self isolating community. It could become a Wuhan with a little bad luck. The abysmal failure of the test kits and adoption of symptomatic diagnosis cannot provide an effective cordon. Lockdown like China is laughable in our country.

Be ready to self isolate.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 15, 2020 12:37 AM (EnQC8)

521 So if that guy married pam anderson, paid off her 200k and she divorced him, what is her fee for a fuck?

If it is somewhere between 5 and 10 I would consider bring her to a momee. Not for you to fuck but you could meet her.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:37 AM (HALdu)

522 If you are going to do a destination momee you need it to be easy to get to.
Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:32 AM (HALdu)

PHX, and the halo of surrounding cities, is right on I-10, and on I-17, which links up with I-40 at Flagstaff. So, scarcely hard to get to. Plus two major airports, Sky Harbor at PHX, and Mesa Gateway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 12:38 AM (LxWV7)

523 "Wuhanbola"!

LOL!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 12:38 AM (7WaWV)

524 517 AOP
Our airport south of you is surrounded by good flat state land to boondock on and we have the shooting range here. You and the Local contingent should come down for a day and check it out. Could plan for a MoMe and maybe Blonde Morticia might even come out and shoot Machineguns with us.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:39 AM (bttOm)

525 Not sure if it beats "Bat Soup Fever".

Posted by: Rusty Nugent at February 15, 2020 12:40 AM (I99aF)

526 I would like my own hyperbaric chamber

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 15, 2020 12:35 AM



Go to Venus! I've read the entire bleeding planet is one large hyperbaric chamber...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 12:40 AM (7WaWV)

527 PHX, and the halo of surrounding cities, is right on I-10, and on I-17, which links up with I-40 at Flagstaff. So, scarcely hard to get to. Plus two major airports, Sky Harbor at PHX, and Mesa Gateway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February



That makes sense. I am just thinking through how you would do an rv momee. There would be good if you get the morons that have rvs there with there rvs. then you have to figure out what to do with those that do not have rvs.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:40 AM (HALdu)

528 Our airport south of you is surrounded by good flat state land to boondock on and we have the shooting range here. You and the Local contingent should come down for a day and check it out. Could plan for a MoMe and maybe Blonde Morticia might even come out and shoot Machineguns with us.
Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:39 AM (bttOm)

That sounds like fun. I think I know the town you mean.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 12:41 AM (LxWV7)

529 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 12:31 AM (LxWV7)


Speculating a lot of the Chinese problem is a sterile environment.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2020 12:42 AM (wXw18)

530 Fuck China. There is not a single place on earth where a pandemic could begin. Their strategy is fuck it, we have 1.4 billion people, let's see who is standing after the world is infected and the dust settles.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 12:42 AM (F5A9l)

531 Go to Venus! I've read the entire bleeding planet is one large hyperbaric chamber...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 12:40 AM (7WaWV)

Kind of lacking in free oxygen, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 12:42 AM (LxWV7)

532 Plus Venus is also a sauna

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 15, 2020 12:42 AM (G546f)

533 DB Cooper......we used to go to Powell several times a year when our friends owned a houseboat. They sold it last year.....due to holy hell maintenance and docking fees

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 12:42 AM (/UQ/R)

534 467 Insom, that would be completely too weird.
Plus, HOW would you have sex WITH the bridge?

Imma not sure I wanna know.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 15, 2020 12:06 AM (a4qVe

Insom lives in Florida , he has seen things.
Posted by: tbodie at February 15, 2020 12:11 AM (NstOx)

*thousand yard stare*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 15, 2020 12:42 AM (NWiLs)

535 Insom's seen things you can't unsee :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)

536 I read some analysis the other day that suggested China is also the world's flu reservoir.


Good thing we integrated them into the world's supply chain.


Thanks Bush/Clinton/Bush....great job there!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2020 12:44 AM (WdocV)

537 528 Middle of nowhere, but close to PHX. Weather is good.
Weasel has my Contact info or Jim. Holler. I'm probably less than 40 minutes away.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:45 AM (bttOm)

538 Insom lives in Florida , he has seen things.
Posted by: tbodie at February



I've spent time in Florida. Everybody there has seen things. The thing is most everybody there has also done things.

Things they want to forget worse than anything.

Not just choking their hands out on the 405.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:46 AM (HALdu)

539 RV Mo Meet.

If you want maximum turnout, you need to be maximum Central to The Horde.

Lake of the Ozarks.

Lake Texoma.

Maybe a big effin' lake in Central Oklahoma. Anyone know of one?


Both have beaucoup RV parks, sites and amenities. Ozarks is prettier by an Order of Magnitude, but tougher to get to, because Twisty Roads.

Too far West, and you get no East Coast Horde. Same if reversed. Too far North, and the "time to get there" factor is the culling effect.

Mine are but two point five such suggestions.

If you want a "National" Horde RV event, you want the Goldilocks Spot. If you're looking for a strong Regional turnout, pick your region, and then find your Goldilocks spot in that region.

Do some actual research, vs. "wishcasting", and choose a MARKETABLE location.

Even the Horde will have to "buy in" to your proposal. And that's gonna require a MARKETABLE proposition.

Anything less will be a guaranteed fail.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

540 533-
Yeah for sure on that. I pull my boat up there for fishing and go back home. I have a 22 foot Lund big water boat I got in MN and pulled back. Don't see any in AZ but great big water boats.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:48 AM (bttOm)

541 And now it's time for another of Qdpsteve's Qwickie Qwizzes! See how many you can get right!

1. The name of the fast-spreading disease plaguing China is
A. Coronavirus
B. Coorsvirus
C. Adam Schiff

2. In order to protect themselves from the virus, many in China are wearing
A. Masks
B. Full body condoms
C. Adam Schiff

3. You can avoid contracting the virus if you don't...
A. Watch TV
B. Have sex with barnyard animals or bats
C. Have sex with Adam Schiff

4. The virus in China is having especially dramatic effects on
A. Their economy
B. Panda Express take-out orders
C. Adam Schiff

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:48 AM (L2ZTs)

542 If they do manage to contain the virus to China, China's economy is probably still hosed. You can't shut everything down for a few months and then just spin it right back up....

Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2020 12:49 AM (WdocV)

543 Agree Jim on the big scale idea.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:50 AM (bttOm)

544 . then you have to figure out what to do with those that do not have rvs.
Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:40 AM (HALdu)

Hammock rack strung between RVs. Coin operated SaniCans. Shower bags or wetwipe scrubdowns. Think outside the aluminum box.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 15, 2020 12:50 AM (EnQC8)

545 "Wuhanbola"!

LOL!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February




Feel free to use it

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:50 AM (HALdu)

546 528 Middle of nowhere, but close to PHX. Weather is good.
Weasel has my Contact info or Jim. Holler. I'm probably less than 40 minutes away.
Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:45 AM (bttOm)

I remember speaking to you last year when myself and Osprey were trying to meet up with you at the Desert Monk brew pub. My number may still be in your phone. I know I don't have yours, as my old phone died.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 12:50 AM (LxWV7)

547 Florida sounds nice right about now... 5° at Teh Zettaibunker now and dropping... And it's not a 'dry cold', either!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 12:50 AM (7WaWV)

548 Hammock rack strung between RVs. Coin operated SaniCans. Shower bags or wetwipe scrubdowns. Think outside the aluminum box.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February




That would work too.

I was thinking of trading sex for a bunk in my rv.

either way

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:51 AM (HALdu)

549 > How is bloomberg considered to be a contender and the fake injun is considered to be finished when she's leading him in most polls?

'Cause he has $54 billion and she doesn't.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2020 12:51 AM (Ewo9R)

550 Coronado found the Fountain of Yut' in Florida.

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 12:51 AM (0x00j)

551 Jim, I'm okay with the Central US.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)

552 Do some actual research, vs. "wishcasting", and choose a MARKETABLE location.

Even the Horde will have to "buy in" to your proposal. And that's gonna require a MARKETABLE proposition.

Anything less will be a guaranteed fail.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

Vegas was a good choice, since it is a vacation destination resort, and well-served by airlines, with plenty of discount flights available from all points of the compass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 12:53 AM (LxWV7)

553 521 So if that guy married pam anderson, paid off her 200k and she divorced him, what is her fee for a fuck?

If it is somewhere between 5 and 10 I would consider bring her to a momee. Not for you to fuck but you could meet her.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:37 AM (HALdu)



You have fun with the Hepatitis risk.

Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2020 12:53 AM (Z7lwY)

554 AOP, I like Vegas a lot too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:54 AM (L2ZTs)

555 RV Mo Meet.

If you want maximum turnout, you need to be maximum Central to The Horde.

Lake of the Ozarks.

Lake Texoma.

Maybe a big effin' lake in Central Oklahoma. Anyone know of one?


Both have beaucoup RV parks, sites and amenities. Ozarks is prettier by an Order of Magnitude, but tougher to get to, because Twisty Roads.

Too far West, and you get no East Coast Horde. Same if reversed. Too far North, and the "time to get there" factor is the culling effect.

Mine are but two point five such suggestions.

If you want a "National" Horde RV event, you want the Goldilocks Spot. If you're looking for a strong Regional turnout, pick your region, and then find your Goldilocks spot in that region.

Do some actual research, vs. "wishcasting", and choose a MARKETABLE location.

Even the Horde will have to "buy in" to your proposal. And that's gonna require a MARKETABLE proposition.

Anything less will be a guaranteed fail.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February




Yes.

I think the horde is more east than west, but not sure about rv owners.

have to make it easy for non-rv owners to get there.
a national rv momee is going to be hard because it is time consuming.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:55 AM (HALdu)

556 Ass, Grass, or Ammo, nobody sleeps for free

Posted by: a dude in MI at February 15, 2020 12:55 AM (SxBH1)

557 mrs. chronda decided to spend the evening delivering food for one of those uber-like food delivery services. first time she's done it and she didn't tell me she was going to do it until after she whipped out her phone and accepted a delivery. i very nearly became her michael collins, but i made her take me home after that first delivery.

she doesn't understand why i was upset.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2020 12:55 AM (MwNvC)

558 > 'Cause he has $54 billion and she doesn't.

Seriously, a lot of what goes into deciding whether someone is a "contender" or not is a) how much money they have b) how fast money is coming in and c) how fast money is going out.

Her numbers are not good. That's why she's trying to convince broke-ass liberal arts majors to send her $3.00 of their last $6.00 or whatever it was.

If she was raking in millions from PACs, she wouldn't give two shits about that impoverished student.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2020 12:56 AM (Ewo9R)

559 not so, hmmm...

What if we had two or three RV MoMees in various parts of the country *simultaneously,* and linked up to each other by webcam?

Crazy idea I know, but...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:56 AM (L2ZTs)

560 Vegas was a good choice, since it is a vacation destination resort, and well-served by airlines, with plenty of discount flights available from all points of the compass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February




GNAMM2; after the wuhwanflugaloo

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:57 AM (HALdu)

561 546 AOP
OK we'll figure it out. Hit Weasels nic I'll make sure he has my phone.
I think Irish Quilters Death is nearby and wanted to come down too. He is over by Gateway. Huge area for quads and ATV's I give a pretty good 36 mile off road tour of ruins, and fun oddities in addition to private gun range.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:57 AM (bttOm)

562
That would work too.

I was thinking of trading sex for a bunk in my rv.

either way
Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:51 AM (HALdu)

Okay, start up the 'asking for a friend' clarifying questions.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 15, 2020 12:57 AM (EnQC8)

563 Night all. Be blessed.

Posted by: Kazi at February 15, 2020 12:57 AM (0x00j)

564 not so, hmmm...

What if we had two or three RV MoMees in various parts of the country *simultaneously,* and linked up to each other by webcam?

Crazy idea I know, but...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February



Kind of what we do here?

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:57 AM (HALdu)

565 not so, hopefully the video would make it extra special :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 12:58 AM (L2ZTs)

566 Okay, start up the 'asking for a friend' clarifying questions.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February




friendship has nothing to do with it

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 12:58 AM (HALdu)

567 I get the sense that these MoMe things are sort of like Burning Man, except with less chance of getting an STD and more guns.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2020 12:58 AM (Ewo9R)

568 ..
Vegas was a good choice, since it is a vacation destination resort, and well-served by airlines, with plenty of discount flights available from all points of the compass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 12:53 AM (LxWV7)



Vegas would work, but Lake Mead is a PITA to get to for the Non RV Horde.

That's the hair-puller.

qdpsteve has a good idea here.

But to tailor it for BOTH the RV Horde and non RV Horde.

There's yer challenge.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 12:59 AM (QzJWU)

569 OK we'll figure it out. Hit Weasels nic I'll make sure he has my phone.
I think Irish Quilters Death is nearby and wanted to come down too. He is over by Gateway. Huge area for quads and ATV's I give a pretty good 36 mile off road tour of ruins, and fun oddities in addition to private gun range.
Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 12:57 AM (bttOm)

OK, I will e-mail Weasel tomorrow, I guess. Jim (Sunk New Dawn) has my e-mail, and if you are reading this, Jim, go ahead and pass it on to DBCooper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 01:00 AM (LxWV7)

570 I get the sense that these MoMe things are sort of like Burning Man, except with less chance of getting an STD and more guns.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February



they are not so much for stds, more pregnancy.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 01:00 AM (HALdu)

571 Every time there is a momee, nine months afterwards there is a surge of kids named "Ace."

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 01:01 AM (HALdu)

572 Jim, maybe there could 4-6 locations, evenly divided between:

- various regions of the US
- those who want to RV vs those who don't.

So for instance, six locations:

- RVers in Pahrump, NV; Mount Rushmore; and Virginia
- Non-RVers in Grand Canyon, AZ; Houston; and Ohio

...And again, link up together via webcams.

These are just examples of locations of course...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:02 AM (L2ZTs)

573 ..not so, hmmm...

What if we had two or three RV MoMees in various parts of the country *simultaneously,* and linked up to each other by webcam?

Crazy idea I know, but...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February ..



Promote yourself to a near-Eisenhower level of logistical prowess. Enlist at least as many "Lieutenants" as you have remote Horde locations.

Up to them to locally organize.

You're in charge of the overall date, and the electronic coordination.

Your deputies have to handle EVERY thing in their unique Area of Operations. That CANNOT be on your shoulders.

Remember also. You're doing this all across three time zones.

Glutton for punishment, much?

(respectful kidding, if you are)



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 01:03 AM (QzJWU)

574 My email is QDPSJL at the gmail thingy, if anyone wants my take on ideas :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:04 AM (L2ZTs)

575 What if ALL of us just ampersand the Santa Monica Ca and camp out like ......ya know... HOBOS? Bring pudding cups and plastic gallon jugs of Val-U-Rite for the locals.....(so they likes us) and just hang out for ...I don'y know 2-3 weeks?....we could do daily meups on the pier by the Ferris Wheel and roast hot dogs in the fire pits at night............

out again.........

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 01:04 AM (kFkpX)

576 Jim, we'll sync everything to Greenwich Mean Time ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:06 AM (L2ZTs)

577 > Her numbers are not good.

Specifically, for the fourth-quarter 2019 numbers:

Trump: $46 million
Burnout: $34.5 million
ButtJizz: $24.7 million
Plugs: $22 million (estimated, pending final report)
Fauxcahontas: $17 million (estimated)
Yangoff: $16.5 million

Fauxcahontas is down there in Yangoff territory. Note that Yangoff just suspended his campaign.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2020 01:06 AM (Ewo9R)

578 Jim, maybe there could 4-6 locations, evenly divided between:

- various regions of the US
- those who want to RV vs those who don't.

So for instance, six locations:

- RVers in Pahrump, NV; Mount Rushmore; and Virginia
- Non-RVers in Grand Canyon, AZ; Houston; and Ohio

...And again, link up together via webcams.

These are just examples of locations of course...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February



you are going to wind up with 5 morons at each.

Go big or go home.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 01:06 AM (HALdu)

579 Nightwatch, sounds cute but not the best ideas :-)

If I was gonna camp out on the beach here in California, I'd go to Big Sur or maybe Solana Beach.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:07 AM (L2ZTs)

580 Jim, we'll sync everything to Greenwich Mean Time ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:06 AM



Damn good idea, steve! I've often wondered why the time stamp on a smart, military blog isn't in GMT anyway...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 01:08 AM (7WaWV)

581 Almost any attraction that has RV camping sites will also have campsites for tent campers, and there will also likely be motels or cabin rentals in the vicinity, too.

One destination area that has not been mentioned, but which is rather central is Wisconsin Dells. Another might be Nashville.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 01:08 AM (LxWV7)

582 not so, true we don't wanna go too nuts with locations

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:08 AM (L2ZTs)

583 I could plan GNAAM II!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 01:08 AM (/UQ/R)

584 Zettai, thanks :-)

Would resort in some weird-sounding announcements ("meetup at 1am") but it would work.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:09 AM (L2ZTs)

585 579

Knew you had class...some sites just up from Pismo would fit our crew as well...

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 01:10 AM (kFkpX)

586 Nightwatch, thanks :-)

Pismo works as well, not too far from LA.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:11 AM (L2ZTs)

587 UTC or "Zulu time", then...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 15, 2020 01:11 AM (7WaWV)

588

That makes sense. I am just thinking through how you would do an rv momee. There would be good if you get the morons that have rvs there with there rvs. then you have to figure out what to do with those that do not have rvs.


That would be an in tents MoMe.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 15, 2020 01:12 AM (CTvSA)

589 pahrump? i wonder if terrible's still has a shark tank...

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2020 01:13 AM (MwNvC)

590 'Cause he has $54 billion and she doesn't.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2020 12:51 AM (Ewo9R)


I'm kind of rooting for BloomingIdiot to buy the nomination. Not running in the primaries, nor being on any debate stage up 'til now yet getting the nod, would put a nail in the coffin of the undemocratic Democrat Party. (And we thought the superdelegate fiasco with Skankles in 2016 was bad!) Besides, the Dems need to be nailed shut inside a coffin.

It wouldn't matter whom BloomingIdiot/The DNC choose for a running mate, either. All those supporters of candidates who actually ran from the get-go would boycott by staying home on election day, at best, or vote for Trump, at worst (from a DNC perspective).

Also, I don't think America is ready for a battle of rich white guys from NYC running for president, either. Trump has that market cornered. Plus, in a battle of personalities with Trump, which is important when running for president, 'personality' is a losing proposition for the bland BloomingIdiot. BloomingIdot is a humorless scold on steroids. Also, BloomngIdiot will not help in the down ticket Federal races; his coattails are way too short.

So anyone who can vote in open primaries, vote for BloomingIdiot. Your vote can help sink the Dems into the irrelevance they so richly deserve.

/My nickel (adjusted for inflation).

Posted by: RickZ at February 15, 2020 01:13 AM (Y8PSl)

591 Pismo works as well, not too far from LA.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:11 AM (L2ZTs)

Salton Sea. We could sit around the boiling mud pits, and steam hotdogs in them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 01:13 AM (LxWV7)

592 > Lake of the Ozarks.

I have fond memories of Camp Clover Point as a wee proto-moron.

No idea what it's like nowadays, although a web search shows it's still a going concern. That was nearly 29 years ago, after all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2020 01:13 AM (Ewo9R)

593 Anaconda, something tells me Pahrump is very friendly (and cheap) for visitors and RVers, as well as gun enthusiasts. Plus it's Art Bell country! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:13 AM (L2ZTs)

594 ..OK, I will e-mail Weasel tomorrow, I guess. Jim (Sunk New Dawn) has my e-mail, and if you are reading this, Jim, go ahead and pass it on to DBCooper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 01:00 AM (LxWV7)



Sent.

CA Mo Meets are a non-starter.

Most of us won't go there. I was born there, but am not welcome there, as my guns are not welcome there, either.

Even if it's not a "shooting event" Mo Meet, about 99% of those attending will want to travel and arrive, armed.

CA is right out for that.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 01:14 AM (QzJWU)

595 AOP, now you're using your noodle :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:14 AM (L2ZTs)

596 Vegas was a good choice, since it is a vacation destination resort, and well-served by airlines, with plenty of discount flights available from all points of the compass.

Do I have to check my RV or can I put it in the overhead rack?

Posted by: Weirddave at February 15, 2020 01:15 AM (CTvSA)

597 Jim, fair point re California.
I'm very okay with just about anywhere in the Southwestern US.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:16 AM (L2ZTs)

598 CA is right out for that.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 01:14 AM (QzJWU)

This is true. Besides, why should Morons, in their capacity as tourists, support a sanctuary State like California?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 01:17 AM (LxWV7)

599 Weirddave, just park that baby right on top of the jet ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:17 AM (L2ZTs)

600 used to have a knye "things that go pahrump in the night" bumper sticker on a previous car. it's just the other side if death valley from where i am.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2020 01:18 AM (MwNvC)

601 I love the idea of meeting up somewhere in Utah.

That wouldn't be considered as supporting Romney, would it? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:19 AM (L2ZTs)

602 Anaconda, you're in the Mammoth area? :-)
Nice spot. I've said, if I had to stay in CA but money was no object, that's where I'd go, gold rush country.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:19 AM (L2ZTs)

603 Do I have to check my RV or can I put it in the overhead rack?
Posted by: Weirddave at February 15, 2020 01:15 AM (CTvSA)

Probably plenty of RV rental outfits in Lost Wages. If you have the time, taking your own RV is the way to go. But for a short-term, say one weekend, meetup on the far side of the country, fly out, rent an RV for the weekend, fly back, makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 01:20 AM (LxWV7)

604 > Most of us won't go there.

I won't even change planes in California, if I can possibly avoid it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2020 01:20 AM (Ewo9R)

605 ..Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 01:14 AM (QzJWU)


To clarify:

A CA Mo Meet for CA Horde is a fine and wonderful thing. Encouraged.

But they're not going to draw a helluva lot from outta state.

I'd be a felon the moment I drove across the State Line. 'Cause I don't leave it all at home.

And I doubt that I'm alone in that appreciation.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 01:20 AM (QzJWU)

606 Good night all.

Now I'm wondering if anyone would attend one of these things in Alaska.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2020 01:23 AM (Ewo9R)

607 598

Ouch!!!.....Dang but true....why would yas....sad state we be in now......Real Estate Agent Newsom just doing more harm than good....doing the begetting of the Getty for the Getty.


Do roll......

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 01:24 AM (kFkpX)

608 605- Jim

I'd be a felon too. Not going there.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 01:25 AM (bttOm)

609 I love the idea of meeting up somewhere in Utah.

That wouldn't be considered as supporting Romney, would it? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February




Too far west, you need to be as far east as CO if not more.

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 01:25 AM (HALdu)

610 Now I'm wondering if anyone would attend one of these things in Alaska.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2020 01:23 AM (Ewo9R)

I would, if time and finances permit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 01:25 AM (LxWV7)

611 Well, I am going to call it a night, Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2020 01:26 AM (LxWV7)

612 I am going to call it a night, Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February




night

Posted by: not so at February 15, 2020 01:27 AM (HALdu)

613 Goodnight AOP

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:31 AM (L2ZTs)

614 ..Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 01:14 AM (QzJWU)


Choose the right place. I'd gladly fly in from the Lower 48.

I can travel there with (checked in) guns. Ammo, even.

Can't drive the ALCAN while so configured.

An Alaska Mo Meet, very carefully configured, could be a roaring success.

I for one, would happily spend the $ to attend.

And spend more for some good fishing, too.

But I'm only going there in hunting season for the hunting.

Too cold then otherwise, for anything but the hunting.

And sorry to disappoint the bear. I really AM there for the hunting.

*shoots bear*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 01:31 AM (QzJWU)

615 I gotta say goodnight too.
Thanks to everyone for the fun chat.
Hope we can make the RV momee(s) work. We will see. At least we have the luxury of time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2020 01:34 AM (L2ZTs)

616 I can't catch up with the comments. I'm sure someone said "Tom Lehrer." I raised my kids on him. Commie basard, but, hey.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 15, 2020 01:38 AM (HuH1F)

617 614

Jim.....yes, always to your posts....never can mount any re-post.

you are like a micro poet to a time I knew about, but never lived.

be well good sir.

goodnight this time for sure.....

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 01:40 AM (kFkpX)

618 Son N**** the valiant, because of the Iranian missle attacks, is no longer training Iraqi intelligence, and was placed with a military history unit. When asked if he was writing the history of WWIII, he said, "It was short." So long mom, I'm off to drop the bomb...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 15, 2020 01:43 AM (HuH1F)

619 a ways south of mammoth. ridgecrest, a town of movers and shakers.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2020 01:44 AM (kf5Ci)

620 I stumbled across some of the original, quite unfamiliar lyrics to "Dixie" recently & found htem fascinating. Ill bet most 'runs never heard these:

Old Missus married Will the weaver.
Willam was a gay deceiver!

(familiar "lookaway" chorus)

But when Will put his arms around her,
He smiled as fierce as a 40-pounder!

(chorus)

Will's face was sharp as a butcher's cleaver,
But that did not seem to grieve her!

(chorus)


-end-

I might type some more of it later, but the above was all new to me.



Posted by: mnw at February 15, 2020 01:46 AM (Cssks)

621 619-
Mammoth, AZ?

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 01:47 AM (bttOm)

622 Okay gainz.

I am oh so trendy and after about six weeks of very low carb I went on a weeklong Beyonce cleanse. A water concoction with cayenne pepper, lemon, and maple syrup. And very little solid food.

Not no solid food not quite enough will power but little.

Today broke the fast for Valentines dinner with full on filet mignon steak fajitas and lots of chips and queso.

My tummy is not happy with me right now.

No sir.

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2020 01:51 AM (ZfRYq)

623 621 mammoth ca

Posted by: Anachronda at February 15, 2020 01:55 AM (kf5Ci)

624 So your guilt is pure then?

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 01:55 AM (kFkpX)

625 622-

I had a foot of my colon taken out and my tummy isn't happy with me either. I think Beyonce maybe had her arm up there to her elbow taking it out by force. Feels like it. Not gonna do that again...

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 01:57 AM (bttOm)

626 pound down 1 cup pure lemon juice without breathing and you may be saved from your transgression

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 01:58 AM (kFkpX)

627 Today broke the fast for Valentines dinner with full on filet mignon steak fajitas and lots of chips and queso.

My tummy is not happy with me right now.

No sir.
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2020 01:51 AM (ZfRYq)

I broke a 6 day fast with 3 scrambled eggs and by stomach and colon was destroyed. Would not trade places with you right now or tomorrow.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 15, 2020 01:59 AM (smWrz)

628 Then do sitz baths in 104 degree water laced with Epsom's salts every hour for 6 hours

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 02:01 AM (kFkpX)

629 ..My tummy is not happy with me right now.

No sir.

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2020 01:51 AM (ZfRYq)



"blaster" will prove to be more than a mere nic in 5..4..3..2..



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 02:01 AM (QzJWU)

630 Eat raw Bok Choy for every breakfast for the next week.

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 02:02 AM (kFkpX)

631 629- Jim-
Golly, That's for sure..

I do like 'Dark Night' by the Blasters. Good song.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 02:03 AM (bttOm)

632 ..I might type some more of it later, but the above was all new to me.

Posted by: mnw at February 15, 2020 01:46 AM (Cssks)




"Dixie" was a long-form Jody march.

And we wonder why they don't understand the South.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 02:04 AM (QzJWU)

633 Beat yourself with saline washed bamboo stalks til your back bleeds just slightly....

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 02:05 AM (kFkpX)

634 Alarm in five hours, Horde.

*pulls ripcord*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 15, 2020 02:06 AM (QzJWU)

635 Plunge yourself into a bath of ice water with half 99% Alcohol infusion after your beating

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 02:07 AM (kFkpX)

636 There is no hope,

proceed to the back yard fire pit and remove your shoes....

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 02:10 AM (kFkpX)

637 But first remove your pants

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 02:11 AM (kFkpX)

638 Ask the host to pile more wood on the fire

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 02:12 AM (kFkpX)

639 Good night Jim!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 02:13 AM (/UQ/R)

640 now....

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 02:14 AM (kFkpX)

641 Good night not so!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 15, 2020 02:15 AM (/UQ/R)

642 Leave your shoes and jump in the fire while asking Nightwatch to throw more wood on. I think that was the plan.

I'll watch. Nighty night Jim!

I'ma go ride dirt bikes tomorrow. Who wants to go??

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 02:23 AM (bttOm)

643 Ask the host to lace double Marsh mellows on your stick as you roast them on the fire...while he brings out tonight's HEADLINERS.....THE B-52's

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 02:23 AM (kFkpX)

644 Wow, the B-52's Great party band. Not gonna wrap marshmallows around my dick for that. Maybe the Bangles or the Donnas

Posted by: DBCooper at February 15, 2020 02:29 AM (bttOm)

645 GGGEEEZO

Miss Six fingers and my pass on moto in the 70's....we were BMX origins back then, croppin the Schwin's down to stubby frames and pullin gears off of road bikes for power pedals.......

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 02:35 AM (kFkpX)

646 644

your just a F**kin beast.....but I went for the middle of the road...so

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 02:38 AM (kFkpX)

647 558 > 'Cause he has $54 billion and she doesn't.

Seriously, a lot of what goes into deciding whether someone is a "contender" or not is a) how much money they have b) how fast money is coming in and c) how fast money is going out.

Her numbers are not good. That's why she's trying to convince broke-ass liberal arts majors to send her $3.00 of their last $6.00 or whatever it was.

If she was raking in millions from PACs, she wouldn't give two shits about that impoverished student.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2020 12:56 AM (Ewo9R)


I was kinda surprised she didn't say "Three dollars? You have six and you're only giving me three? At some point you've made enough money, so how's about forking over two more?"

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 15, 2020 02:40 AM (wGeit)

648 WooHoo! Got the new computer set up and first post on it.

Dear Lord I missed typing on this keyboard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 02:41 AM (XyVor)

649 And I did while I got a new hash, it was not a banned one!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 02:42 AM (XyVor)

650 Wait ...

Chrissy.....middle of the road...or "The Wait"......stroking hard rock mover.....dang I'm Floundered and flummoxed

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 02:42 AM (kFkpX)

651 Hey

That my LYFT?.....DB...thanks for getting me home...



night

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 15, 2020 02:44 AM (kFkpX)

652 257 Howdy you all. Happy VD Day.

We usually don't make a big deal out of Valentine's Day. And so this year I bought her a nice little necklace with paws on it because she's so enamored of her pets. She loved it it was the best thing I could do, cool.

Jules on the other hand got us some Maine lobsters on the internet. Prepared them with asparagus bundled with bacon and Parmesan, and some steak fries and a lemon tart dessert. This was all accompanied bye a bottle of champagne.

Awesome, she's a keeper after 39 yrs.
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2020 10:48 PM (TKxa2)

You guys rock!

Posted by: m at February 15, 2020 02:46 AM (oGFm1)

653 And I pull up Al Hirt's Java to test the speaker setup and I get a Bernie commercial first.

They work. I almost wish they didn't.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 15, 2020 02:50 AM (XyVor)

654 *There's a place in Oklahoma that does the same thing for surgeries. All prices posted before any work is performed. They could run 24/7 if they wanted.*

Where in Oklahoma?
Posted by: tbodie

Dead Man's Gulch

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 02:56 AM (arJlL)

655 on the upside, i was a REALLY awesome bottle of zinfandel....


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 15, 2020 03:58 AM (MmMhO)

656 Cannon...........A Front-butt Production

Posted by: Mike G. at February 15, 2020 04:01 AM (faFEp)

657 Yeah I am still awake.

A couple of visits to the rest room later. Yeah TMI.

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2020 04:03 AM (ZfRYq)

658 Not much sleep last night, up often.
But I owe money, to the money, to the money I owe

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 04:08 AM (ZCEU2)

659 Sanders +10 over Biden in NV.

Of course it's a poll so suspect. But in as much as it means anything, as Joe Biden would say, it's a big fucking deal.

Because Biden was supposed to win it. His move to SC on NH primary day showed he had written off NV.

And so it goes.

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2020 04:11 AM (ZfRYq)

660 Skip writing early-morning poetry. A significant improvement over the quality of the late-night comments!

Posted by: m at February 15, 2020 04:12 AM (oGFm1)

661 A taste of Winter this AM, Skip !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2020 04:24 AM (arJlL)

662 Getting close to all 6 again

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 04:25 AM (ZCEU2)

663 Only 34 today, 40s tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 04:26 AM (ZCEU2)

664 Taking a risk, here.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2020 04:27 AM (oGFm1)

665 Well ...

Posted by: m at February 15, 2020 04:33 AM (oGFm1)

666
Wassup y'all.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 15, 2020 04:36 AM (/Mf1V)

667 Whew!

Posted by: m at February 15, 2020 04:37 AM (oGFm1)

668 twitchy.com/please be true sources tell fox-news trump as something awesome planned for the daytona-500
https://tinyurl.com/u6xzlel

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 04:40 AM (ZCEU2)

669 Joe Biden's Twitter bio literally includes this info:

Loves ice cream, aviators & @Amtrak

Posted by: m at February 15, 2020 04:41 AM (oGFm1)

670
Loved me some NASCAR before that stupid Chase nonsense.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 15, 2020 04:43 AM (/Mf1V)

671
Maybe he'll fly in like Reagan did. Any big names retiring? Medal of Freedom for somebody?

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 15, 2020 04:45 AM (/Mf1V)

672 Crazy 5th place Joe does ride Amtrak from Philadelphia to Washington if he daily commutes actually.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 04:46 AM (ZCEU2)

673
We must lol @joebiden. It's a rule.
Or something.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 15, 2020 04:50 AM (/Mf1V)

674 I might come home with that mini coffee pot I saw at REI

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 04:57 AM (ZCEU2)

675
REI was always commies and hippies, but the Berkeley store had the best gear at the best prices back in the 70s.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 15, 2020 05:01 AM (/Mf1V)

676 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 15, 2020 05:04 AM (jjyGW)

677 americanthinker.com/is the doj the us department of injustice
https://tinyurl.com/to4lcjy

I am getting convinced nothing will be done to even 1 conspirator and then that will make it all happen again someday.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:05 AM (ZCEU2)

678 Incompetence and Doomsday?
We dodged that bullet when Hillary lost.
But there still so much more out there.

Posted by: JAS at February 15, 2020 05:07 AM (IsG7k)

679
These are the end times, I think.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 15, 2020 05:07 AM (/Mf1V)

680 Saw lots of nice gear at REI but prices are not cheap.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:09 AM (ZCEU2)

681 JAS - getting the feeling with Trump we just delayed it

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:10 AM (ZCEU2)

682 Incompetence? Thank a teacher and a diversity officer.

Posted by: JAS at February 15, 2020 05:13 AM (IsG7k)

683 Lap cat and a cup fot 15 minutes anyway

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:17 AM (ZCEU2)

684
1976 was the one and only time I was in one. Dropped a couple hundred on a sleeping bag and pair of boots. The boots got lost in a move after 14 years, and my sister used the bag hard for at least ten years.
Would have run 350, 400 any other place, if you could even find it.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 15, 2020 05:21 AM (/Mf1V)

685
Back to bed for me!
Laterz.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 15, 2020 05:23 AM (/Mf1V)

686
Good
Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at February 15, 2020 05:23 AM (mpXpK)

687 681 - amgreatness.com/governing-takes-a-team
https://tinyurl.com/s4om9g7

Codevilla's point is Trump has had a hard time getting rid of the Swamp but a new Democrat/ Socalist will not fail to add to it.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:26 AM (ZCEU2)

688
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2020 05:26 AM (rcvoU)

689 Got to hit the road, at least its a short one but will be stuck until all work is done. I think they are opening the store Monday and I am not working Sunday.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2020 05:29 AM (ZCEU2)

690 MI morons....see Art Van might be going Ch 11....too many sales I guess

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 15, 2020 05:29 AM (/6GbT)

691 I see De Commie has endorsed Bernie, surprise, surprise...Anyway Mini Mick will get all the delegates that money can buy....Including many politicians. MSM, not a peep.

Posted by: Colin at February 15, 2020 05:30 AM (DBzes)

692 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 05:32 AM (tT0V4)

693 It appears to now be confirmed that the two Officers shot the other day in Baltimore while attempting to serve a suspected murder warrant didn't get shot by the now deceased suspect.

The suspect's .357 revolver was found.
Still fully loaded.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 05:39 AM (tT0V4)

694

And awayay we go.

Posted by: teej at February 15, 2020 05:39 AM (g1guD)

695 REI was the firm that strong-armed YETI into disassociating with the NRA, by no longer having an NRA branded cooler.

They won't get another dime of my money.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 05:41 AM (tT0V4)

696 REI was the firm that strong-armed YETI into disassociating with the NRA, by no longer having an NRA branded cooler.



They won't get another dime of my money.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 05:41 AM (tT0V4)

The NRA will spend your money to send a metric tonne of mail.
The leadership should be cleaned out.

Posted by: Vendette at February 15, 2020 05:44 AM (wdsO9)

697

VIA -

So, suspect shot by officers? (able to confirm by ballistics) or someone else in house shot officers and suspect and got away?

Where's the Scooby crew when you need em?

Posted by: teej at February 15, 2020 05:44 AM (g1guD)

698 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 05:44 AM (u82oZ)

699 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 05:45 AM (u82oZ)

700 So she was first married in her faith tradition.
Which was very important to her.

Perhaps she will be punished in accordance with her same faith tradition.
Which is very important to her.

https://dailym.ai/37pIID3

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 05:47 AM (tT0V4)

701 *Waves at Mrs. VIA, who is probably still sleeping and is without question the best thing VIA ever decided upon*

Posted by: Vendette at February 15, 2020 05:48 AM (wdsO9)

702 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 05:48 AM (tT0V4)

703 teej.

Probably friendly fire.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 05:48 AM (tT0V4)

704 Not buying anything at REI. Expensive AF.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 15, 2020 05:50 AM (jjyGW)

705 Vendette!!!

Yes, she is still resting this morning.

Yes she is the best decision I ever made.

And hopefully we can come to an agreement on the final scope of repairs on the house that we want down there.

And you....

Howz things?

Good, I hope.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 05:50 AM (tT0V4)

706 My choice for Operation Chaos is Biden. Let him win South Carolina. Only South Carolina.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 05:51 AM (u82oZ)

707 Village Idiot's Apprentice

My you move in time to vote is South Carolina.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 05:52 AM (u82oZ)

708 teej

By friendly fire, I suspect that the Officer's injuries are friendly fire.
They were not the only two Officers on location for the initial approach to the suspect.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 05:52 AM (tT0V4)

709 And you....



Howz things?



Good, I hope.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 05:50 AM (tT0V4)

Annoying WeirdDave with old jokes.

Posted by: Vendette at February 15, 2020 05:52 AM (wdsO9)

710 Vendette

The secret is not that men marry above themselves. This is known. Even GEOTUS, DJT, did that. ThreeTwo times.

The mystery is how we did it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 05:54 AM (u82oZ)

711 "Annoying WeirdDave with old jokes."

YES!!!!


Somebody needs to keep him on his toes.

Shall we be seeing each other at the NoVaMoMe?

We will be driving up for it from Summerville.

And....Little VIA will be joining us there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 05:54 AM (tT0V4)

712 "The mystery is how we did it."

The alluring power of 'Summer Whites'.

At least i my case.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 05:55 AM (tT0V4)

713 The secret is not that men marry above themselves. This is known. Even GEOTUS, DJT, did that. ThreeTwo times.

The mystery is how we did it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

And women call men dumb.

Posted by: Bruce at February 15, 2020 05:57 AM (vd8XM)

714 Shall we be seeing each other at the NoVaMoMe?



We will be driving up for it from Summerville.



And....Little VIA will be joining us there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 05:54 AM (tT0V4)

I've signed up for it.
From what I gather, Son of VIA ain't little.

Posted by: Vendette at February 15, 2020 05:57 AM (wdsO9)

715 teej

The cold wave is over here. Jumping Jehoshaphats it was cold the last two days.

Sure wish the Supreme Court allowed for competence testing. Those officers need training.
Better people can be trained faster.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 05:58 AM (u82oZ)

716 Another prison rehabilitation success story.

And perhaps another name mentioned in the story that you might recognize.


https://cbsloc.al/2OVvFmA

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 05:59 AM (tT0V4)

717 I was thinking of voting for Bidet in the SC primary. But he is already sinking fast. It's looking like Bernie is going to get my vote.

Posted by: JAS at February 15, 2020 06:00 AM (IsG7k)

718

Friendly fire.

If that ain't one'a them there oxy, uh, oxy, um, one'a them there contradiction in term things, ain't no sech thing.

Posted by: teej at February 15, 2020 06:01 AM (g1guD)

719 If that ain't one'a them there oxy, uh, oxy, um, one'a them there contradiction in term things, ain't no sech thing.
Posted by: teej

Oxycontin?

Posted by: Bruce at February 15, 2020 06:02 AM (vd8XM)

720 NOOD EMT

Posted by: Bruce at February 15, 2020 06:02 AM (vd8XM)

721 teej

Usually, the difference between a Combat Action Ribbon and a Purple Heart is enemy marksmanship. Usually.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 15, 2020 06:02 AM (u82oZ)

722 "From what I gather, Son of VIA ain't little."

He probably has me by about half an inch.

And is just really growing up to be a fine young man.

Which I am not ashamed to say is more the result of he and his mother's efforts, as I was away on deployments and such for a not small amount of his formative years.

Looking forward to seeing you!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2020 06:04 AM (tT0V4)

723

NaCly, only needed 2.5 hours to finish off the week yesterday so I stayed home and took AL.

Didn't set foot outside. I think I heard low 50's for today and tomorrow.

It's like a heat wave, burnin' in my heart.

Man, that girl could sing.

Posted by: teej at February 15, 2020 06:05 AM (g1guD)

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