aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Trump Valentines Day Greetings
Some funny stuff.
Bernie Sanders: My love for you berns hotter than the fossil fuel in my private jet. pic.twitter.com/DzESG9LcfA
— Trump War Room - Text WOKE to 88022 (@TrumpWarRoom) February 13, 2020
Amy Klobuchar: Will you be the comb to my salad? pic.twitter.com/onb7767PS4
— Trump War Room - Text WOKE to 88022 (@TrumpWarRoom) February 13, 2020
Joe Biden: I’m falling for you faster than my sinking poll numbers. pic.twitter.com/E1iwKG5cY5
— Trump War Room - Text WOKE to 88022 (@TrumpWarRoom) February 13, 2020
This is incredible pic.twitter.com/8NcSYOlUNs
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) February 13, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 14, 2020 08:23 PM (MMC4G)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at February 14, 2020 08:24 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at February 14, 2020 08:25 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)
And on Valentine's Day!
Posted by: A. Otter at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (BiNEL)
Mifsud denies ever telling PapaD that Russians had dirt on Hillary.
Very curious it's released now isn't it?
Posted by: IrishEi at February 14, 2020 08:17 PM (sGotD)
This story is based on an alleged interview audio tape of Mifsud in 2017 . Even if it was him , this would be a spook denying he did spook things when the heat was at its highest point.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (Y4EXg)
It was delicious!
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at February 14, 2020 08:25 PM (Vy7tf)
BUT, was it still beating?
Posted by: SCJ RBG at February 14, 2020 08:27 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 14, 2020 08:27 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2020 08:28 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:28 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 08:28 PM (Gs3UF)
Posted by: SCJ RBG at February 14, 2020 08:27 PM (BiNEL)
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INNNNNNNDEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Posted by: Kate Capshaw at February 14, 2020 08:29 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 14, 2020 08:29 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2020 08:28 PM (QLPEO)
A while back one of Amy's minions got her a salad but not a fork. She got angry and used a comb to eat said salad.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 08:29 PM (wdsO9)
Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (2DOZq)
Also willowed:
If you can't believe a Maltese spook, who can you believe?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:20 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: SCJ RBG at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2020 08:28 PM (QLPEO)
IIRC she used her comb to eat a salad while on a plane. Something like that.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (2DOZq)
It was delicious!
Posted by: Grumpy Cat at February 14, 2020 08:25 PM
How Aztec of you.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:31 PM (COzlW)
Wasn't there a horror flick called My Bloody Valentime?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 08:31 PM (j6qk/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:31 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (Y4EXg)
Please clap!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:27 PM (NWiLs)
You get some clap,
and you get some clap,
and you get some clap...
Posted by: Commissar Oprah at February 14, 2020 08:31 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (smWrz)
Posted by: Vendette
Wow. That's normal.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (QLPEO)
It was delicious!
Posted by: Grumpy Cat
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Can't beat it!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Think I'll bypass the whole thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)
The honeymoon must be over.
Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 08:33 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: EAPoe at February 14, 2020 08:33 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2020 08:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (UUkQp)
You have to admit it's only fair because how else would they have nice stuff...
AND vote Dem!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:33 PM (BiNEL)
Best spy thriller ever.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (Y4EXg)
Please clap!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:27 PM
I'm just gonorrhea over you.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (COzlW)
All that's missing is the scowling face of Saint Greta.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (98S4t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (2DOZq)
Better - he seems to have shown to others that they can also do the same and win - Ted Cruz has shown an acidic wit, but a few others whose names escape me have also used social media to get in some good hits.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (uLD+u)
Posted by: Lost In Space at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (Kpbco)
It was delicious!
Posted by: Grumpy Cat
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Can't beat it!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Think I'll bypass the whole thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)
I hope this thread doesn't continue in this vein!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:35 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: AIDS at February 14, 2020 08:35 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: EAPoe at February 14, 2020 08:33 PM (ONvIw)
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For the love of God, Montresor!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 14, 2020 08:35 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2020 08:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Peaty at February 14, 2020 08:35 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: EAPoe at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (ONvIw)
Will you be my Big Gulp
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (2DOZq)
Seems better addressed to Mayor Pete.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (cF8AT)
Steiner will come.
Posted by: massacre anniv. at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (K07Ez)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Think I'll bypass the whole thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)
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You should do a stent in the box for that lousy pun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Herpes at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (Y4EXg)
Please clap!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:27 PM
I'm just gonorrhea over you.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (COzlW)
That sounds like some Indonesian junk to me.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq)
Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what happened next.
https://tinyurl.com/MBTAoops
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (u82oZ
Was it a big shiny rock hooked to a band of gold?
Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (xUVVX)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (uzrOT)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 14, 2020 08:35 PM
Yes...for the love of God.
*lays more bricks*
Posted by: Montresor at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (aetXb)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Think I'll bypass the whole thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)
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You should do a stent in the box for that lousy pun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)
Make me. *chambers round*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
Is there a MoMe for singles?? Near Atlanta??
Inquiring mind wants to know!
Posted by: Lost In Space at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (Kpbco)
Moron Meetups include married, attached, and single. Someone near you just needs to organize one.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (wdsO9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (u82oZ)
You had a rock, luxury...
all I had was pebbles and I was glad to have them!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:38 PM (BiNEL)
large sign on their garage saying "CLIMATE ACTION NOW super imposed over
an image of Oregon.
All that's missing is the scowling face of Saint Greta.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (98S4t)
It's -4 here with the wind chill. Imagine how bad it would be without global warming?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 08:38 PM (Gs3UF)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:38 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 08:38 PM (ONvIw)
Time to amuse my wife. I'll tell her the joke about the Marine fighter pilot.
Have a great night, and may your dreams come true.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2020 08:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:39 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 14, 2020 08:39 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:39 PM (/669Q)
large sign on their garage saying "CLIMATE ACTION NOW super imposed over
an image of Oregon.
All that's missing is the scowling face of Saint Greta.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM
You could put up a big sign saying GIANT METEOR THIS WAY with an arrow pointing to their house.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:39 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (AIG0e)
Do you think they would find it endearing if I gave the flowers or chocolates when they showed up or weird?
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (HALdu)
I stayed in a wine cave once.
Once.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:31 PM (XVuno)
"But one half-pennyworth of bread to this intolerable deal of sack!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (uLD+u)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Think I'll bypass the whole thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)
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You should do a stent in the box for that lousy pun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)
Make me. *chambers round*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
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Aorta smack you all for these terrible puns!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (CAJOC)
I had to wait until the Earth cooled enough to actually have, you know, rocks.
suck it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:39 PM (MVjcR)
Thanks Weasel!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (Y1ZyY)
Why don't you come to your senses.
You been out ridin' fences
For so long now.
There. That song should be worth at least $14K. You can use it in your advertising or in the elevator in your big hospitals, or in the dental clinic or surgery ward.
Posted by: Catherine Pugh at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (MQAM2)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (UUkQp
Mostly it's the people who redistribute the tax money who get the nice stuff.
Posted by: Emmie at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (87gB3)
Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to
share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what
happened next.
https://tinyurl.com/MBTAoops
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)
Thanks a lot. Now I have the Kingston Trio repeating in my head.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (wdsO9)
Is there a MoMe for singles?? Near Atlanta??
Inquiring mind wants to know!
Posted by: Lost In Space at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (Kpbco)
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No! Come to Virginia!
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Peaty at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (ucNdt)
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I tried both and got pepper sprayed both times so Im gonna go with a no on that.
Posted by: Herpes at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (+dsLj)
My granddaughter is in Boston today visiting potential schools. BC has moved to near the top of her list.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (mBL57)
Speaking of the shithole known as Boston...
the not-out homosexual mayor of Boston is worried about chinatown losing business on account of China trying to kill everyone with a virus.
So his office created a "chinatown bingo" card in which people can do 9 activities and check them off, such as visit chinatown and take a selfie, and visit chinatown and contract a deadly virus.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (j6qk/)
This will cheer everybody up.
Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to
share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what
happened next.
https://tinyurl.com/MBTAoops
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)
Could I get off, please?
Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (uLD+u)
I have a guess what happened next.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:39 PM
The same to you and Mrs. Weasel and WeaselDog who I hope got some special treats today after she batted her eyelashes at you.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:39 PM (/669Q)
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Home now, headed to the farm in the AM. Looking at a big pile of guns and targets in the living room.
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2020 08:43 PM (EZebt)
*******
Unless you bought the GFE (girlfriend experience) package where that's expected then you're probably safe.
And I say this strictly as an outside observer who has never ever tried something like that ever.
:-)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 08:43 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2020 08:43 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (uLD+u)
Honey, you should be more concerned that your wife can throw you a sandwich every day instead of 5 cents.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 08:43 PM (wdsO9)
Posted by: Buttgig at February 14, 2020 08:43 PM (M20vx)
Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM
This is what every guy should tell his date this evening. Chicks dig it when you say 'please'.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:44 PM (COzlW)
Because I've an STD and all I need is U!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (7WaWV)
Gotta be Valentine's Day winner!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:44 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:44 PM (uLD+u)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM
Hah! Howie Carr was all over that this afternoon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2020 08:45 PM (aetXb)
Posted by: Greatest Breakup In History at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM
This is what every guy should tell his date this evening. Chicks dig it when you say 'please'.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:44 PM (COzlW)
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Yeah, but it's still manual labor.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Bamm-Bamm Rubble at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Think I'll bypass the whole thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)
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You should do a stent in the box for that lousy pun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)
Make me. *chambers round*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
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Aorta smack you all for these terrible puns!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM
A little angina is coming your way. Happy Valentine's Day!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM (COzlW)
{{{Ladyl}}}, glad you had a good Valentine's Day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Men Who Have Never and Will Never Have Sex (With Women) at February 14, 2020 08:47 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2020 08:47 PM (aetXb)
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:47 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:48 PM (HALdu)
Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what
happened next.
https://tinyurl.com/MBTAoops
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM
Did they ever return
for the replies?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 14, 2020 08:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (AIG0e)
Apparently no one forces my husband to do any dumb shit...
Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2020 08:48 PM (cF8AT)
107 Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (TdMsT)
{{{Ladyl}}}, glad you had a good Valentine's Day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM (BiNEL)
I really did. Thank you, Hrothgar.
How was your day?
(I'm still going to email you, but I've been stupidly busy).
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 08:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (AIG0e
Soon.
Posted by: March 14th at February 14, 2020 08:49 PM (Vy7tf)
kind of ruins the surprise though
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:48 PM (HALdu)
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Yep. Next comes insistence on lube.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at February 14, 2020 08:49 PM (XVuno)
I have a guess what happened next.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (ZLI7S)
Something involving aerosol paint cans I imagine.
Or feces.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 08:49 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: The Otters at February 14, 2020 08:50 PM (aetXb)
Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:50 PM (uLD+u)
You oughta know
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)
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One More Minute by Weird Al
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 14, 2020 08:50 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2020 08:50 PM (j0NIn)
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Will no one ever give us the love we yearn for?
Posted by: Dumb Shit at February 14, 2020 08:50 PM (+dsLj)
My granddaughter is in Boston today visiting potential schools. BC has moved to near the top of her list.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (mBL57)
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I can't believe you have a daughter almost old enough to go to college! Tell her to stay off the T, if that Twitter thread is any indication.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:50 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at February
fyi, hot coffee does not work
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:50 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (AIG0e
I don't know about forced since there is an expected payoff in the end.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM (2DOZq)
54 Can't beat it!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Think I'll bypass the whole thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)
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You should do a stent in the box for that lousy pun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)
Make me. *chambers round*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
Why I orta!
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM (VHM+K)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM (wdsO9)
H. Lecter
Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM (wXw18)
Lisa, I just want you to hold me like no prison can.
Posted by: Andy McCabe at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM (uKj5K)
Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what happened next.
https://tinyurl.com/MBTAoops
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020!
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LOL!!!! I don't feel as bad about WMATA now.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (Xprsl)
Go next weekend.
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Greatest Breakup In History at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM
Just take a wrong turn, Bern
Get off the meat, Pete
You don't need to shizz, Liz
Just get yourself free
Don't be a schmo, Joe
You don't need to discuss much
Give him the knee, Amy
And set yourself free
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (COzlW)
So what's your favorite Valentine's song?
You oughta know
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)
Oh the "Psycho Stalker Slasher Girlfriend Song" - always a classy one. My wife is more passive-aggressive - and how do I know? She's kept me stuck on this subway train for the past 67 years!
Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (uLD+u)
share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what
happened next.
Some good stuff in the link. I didn't see one on the quality of cannoli served at Roxbury.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (98S4t)
Posted by: klaftern at February 14, 2020 08:53 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Charley at February
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:53 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2020 08:53 PM (aKsyK)
Go next weekend.
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (HALdu)
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Yep. IHOP isn't going anywhere.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:53 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Andy McCabe at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM Lisa,
Andy, it'll never work because I need Peter.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:54 PM (COzlW)
******
And now atheists finally have proof there is a hell.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 08:54 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:54 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Andy McCabe at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM Lisa,
Andy, it'll never work because I need Peter.
Posted by: Lisa Page at February 14, 2020 08:55 PM (COzlW)
Is there a MoMe for singles?? Near Atlanta??
Inquiring mind wants to know!
Posted by: Lost In Space at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (Kpbco)
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We need one! I'm about an hour north, I know there are more and more GA morons around...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 14, 2020 08:55 PM (NiFkv)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:55 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 08:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 08:55 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (Xprsl)
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Right? It makes ours look classy and luxurious.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:56 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Donaldus Maximus at February 14, 2020 08:56 PM (k5hWy)
Is there a MoMe for singles?? Near Atlanta??
Inquiring mind wants to know!
Posted by: Lost In Space at February
You must never have been to a momee.
Everyone is a single when they are at a momee.
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:56 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 08:56 PM (uKj5K)
Or feces.
The sad thing is the T used to be the tits. You could ride from the north shore to the south shore and to burbs for peanuts. You could even get to the airport for short money. And the trains and buses were clean and pretty much filled with normal people. I rode the green line almost daily for years and it was great.
But I could see where it was headed before I left. Liberals ruin everything they touch.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 08:55 PM (xUVVX)
And what do the rest of us cranky assholes get?
Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2020 08:57 PM (j0NIn)
SCOOP: Multiple Sources tell @FoxNews that @realDonaldTrump is planning to take a lap at the @DISupdates Daytona International Speedway in the "Beast" presidential limo ahead of the Daytona 500. It's not 100%, but that is the plan at the moment.
Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2020 08:57 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Joey at February 14, 2020 08:58 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 14, 2020 08:58 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2020 08:57 PM
S.A.O.?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 08:58 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 08:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 08:58 PM (+dsLj)
SCOOP: Multiple Sources tell @FoxNews that @realDonaldTrump is planning to take a lap at the @DISupdates Daytona International Speedway in the "Beast" presidential limo ahead of the Daytona 500. It's not 100%, but that is the plan at the moment.
Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2020 08:57 PM (cF8AT)
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Oh. My.
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:58 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Cupid at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (Vy7tf)
But I could see where it was headed before I left. Liberals ruin everything they touch.
Posted by: JackStraw
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It wasn't too bad in the 80's - North End to Jamaica Plain via the Orange Line. No one ever bothered me.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (Y4EXg)
Boring day actually, but I will be taking daughter and granddaughter out for lunch on Sunday, so all is right in my world!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (Lc/OG)
Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (xUVVX)
Going out valentines is not for the married, everyone knows that. the restaurants are overcrowded, service sucks, food sucks.
Go next weekend.
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (HALdu)
I went to a nice italian place down the street from me. The owner is from Naples. Nice smaller place, great food, very reasonable prices, all the tables were taken, but not a mad house. Nice little place.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (9Om/r)
But I could see where it was headed before I left. Liberals ruin everything they touch.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)
It'll all get better when they ban cars for Gaia and force everyone onto the same ill-scheduled, overcrowded, unmaintained, Skinner-box of a bus or train. On the plus side there will be plenty of eyeball heroin.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (uLD+u)
***************
Well I have an expired coupon here for Chuck E Cheese...
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (COzlW)
You oughta know
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)
I ought to but I don't. So what is the name of the song?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (E1kvC)
I told the Grumpy Grandma that I think of her every time I hear this song: https://tinyurl.com/s67653n
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:00 PM (EK+jJ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February
Yes
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 09:00 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (j6qk/)
Sounds like an impeachable offense to me, misuse of government vehicles!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (2DOZq)
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Well, that would be pretty cool. But, I think Trump should do a full-speed lap in an Abrams, while the crew runs-and-guns on foreign built automobiles littered around the speedway as targets for the big gun.
Give the press something to whine about.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (uLD+u)
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I hope you took Mrs. Berserker!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (/669Q)
This will cheer everybody up.
Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to
share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what
happened next.
https://tinyurl.com/MBTAoops
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)
The only positive comments all had rainbow flags in their names. Just an observation.
Posted by: josephistan at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Han Yolo at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (k5hWy)
Yes, we ha-ave no apples, we ha-ave no apples today.
Rightwingers will try to tell you this song has bananas, but it's really apples. Got that? Apples.
Posted by: CNN at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (COzlW)
Sounds like an impeachable offense to me, misuse of government vehicles!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (BiNEL)
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Yeah, I thought that too, but how awesome would that be?
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (MVjcR)
SCOOP: Multiple Sources tell @FoxNews that @realDonaldTrump is planning to take a lap at the @DISupdates Daytona International Speedway in the "Beast" presidential limo ahead of the Daytona 500. It's not 100%, but that is the plan at the moment.
Posted by: Tami
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Ok, that's cool, if he does it. He knows his voters.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (Xprsl)
Seriously.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (COzlW)
*adolescent eye roll*
It's CALLED 'Closer'.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February
That sounds nice, but it sounds as if you have an in. That is a thing about being in NY/NJ you know a guy, you are a regular somewhere.
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mookie in "She's Gotta Have It" at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (gd9RK)
"Women goes to toilet at NZ vegan cafe, finds a satanic sex cult meeting"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)
@johnrobertsFox 3 minutes ago
SCOOP: Multiple Sources tell @FoxNews that @realDonaldTrump is
planning to take a lap at the @DISupdates Daytona International Speedway
in the "Beast" presidential limo ahead of the Daytona 500. It's not
100%, but that is the plan at the moment.
Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2020 08:57 PM (cF8AT)
If true, that is an example of presidential awesome power. I mean, W doing a carrier landing in an S-3 Viking is pretty awesome also, but having The Beast do some laps at Daytona? The Donald will be securing base votes from now until the end of the century.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (uLD+u)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: josephistan at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (Izzlo)
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I never read down far enough to see any positive comments.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM
And those guys in the helmets shoving everyone in the train, using batons, like they do in Japan.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (COzlW)
It was great back then.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2020 08:57 PM (j0NIn)
A new pair of socks.
Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (2DOZq)
So far I've been wasting all my clever on threads that expire **as I'm posting.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (b5wdh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (MVjcR)
"That's not who WE are!" Truecon B Krystal
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Buttgig at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (M20vx)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 14, 2020 09:05 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM
Leave the shiv. Take the cannoli.
Posted by: Clemenzabell at February 14, 2020 09:05 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 09:05 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: the otter at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (Xprsl)
Posted by: AIDS
******
Im with him.
Posted by: Herpes at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (+dsLj)
~~~~~
What a bunch of crabs.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (KP5rU)
Congratulations, Chavez!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: Sean Blannity at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (A/xPU)
*********
Oh for fuck blooming fucking sake, don't trolls ever take a day off?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (Xprsl)
https://tinyurl.com/yx3hs67g
Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 09:08 PM (t+qrx)
That's romance.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (uKj5K)
Fucking preach!
https://youtu.be/3uTPbgxZeYU
Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2020 09:08 PM (j0NIn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:08 PM (KP5rU)
please to not repost the troll crap in its entirety!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:09 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (Xprsl)
I just saw that very well done.
Posted by: WeBoned! at February 14, 2020 09:09 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:09 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 14, 2020 09:09 PM (Z/Q5q)
Posted by: Hillary ! at February 14, 2020 09:09 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:10 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM
I'm a Turbot Lover.
Posted by: Narwhal at February 14, 2020 09:10 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2020 09:10 PM (aetXb)
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Dammit I forgot that rule. I blame alcohol.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 09:11 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:11 PM (xUVVX)
Love the Trump Valentines.
And I think y'all are right, this will likely be the most hilarious campaign evah.
The best, really, amazing.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:11 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2020 09:11 PM (j0NIn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Eat My Ass Like Groceries at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (M20vx)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (aetXb)
Back to the living after 72 hours of.....dang seems I have "event amnesia" of my last 72 hours.....but what a very informative 72 hours it was....not that I remember it...but there was an ER...my vocabulary was reduced down to "Please" and "F**K"...nurses injecting me in the shoulders with multiple drugs while I clung standing above my wheelchair....no beds in the ER..."Please & F**K"
7 hours later, staggering out, with this still not over for another 48 hours.....but at least drugs to keep me from jumping off the Wilshire overpass onto the 405 in rush hour.....all this from a 2.7 mm rock coming outa my (R) Kidney.
In my ER days, I took care of men in similar situations and said a silent prayer that I hoped to never be in a similar condition...guess I did not pray enough.
Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Buttgig at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM
Like you and Chasten ever do anything but hold hands and giggle.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (COzlW)
Oops I spoke too hastily, I missed your excision! My bad.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (BiNEL)
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"Get your tongue out of my mouth 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye"
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (Y4EXg)
Smart woman.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (ZLI7S)
I am.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hillary ! at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (786Ro)
Muskrat Love
Posted by: the otter at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (Tnijr)
Can you believe that song has been covered twice. Why?
( America and of course Captain and Tennile)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 09:13 PM (2DOZq)
******
No worries! Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 09:13 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:13 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 09:13 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 09:14 PM (MTxDQ)
Muskrat Love
Posted by: the otter at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (Tnijr)
213 Favorite Valentine song? Mushrat Love. Yo.
Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (UUkQp)
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The Horde Hive Mind is an amazing thing, and this what we use it for?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 14, 2020 09:14 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 09:14 PM (Xprsl)
but it was witty.
Posted by: RI Red at February 14, 2020 09:14 PM (4VdFg)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 09:11 PM (+dsLj)
I think you just reposted the least offensive aprt but still...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:14 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 14, 2020 09:15 PM (iTXRQ)
Style points matter.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:15 PM (El6T/)
So what's your favorite Valentine's song?
Divinyls - I Touch Myself
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (2DOZq)
The story of my life.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:15 PM (uLD+u)
Posted by: Floridachick at February 14, 2020 09:15 PM (IRxbd)
********
Ugly Kid Joe is my go to for those moods.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 09:15 PM (+dsLj)
but it was witty.
Posted by: RI Red at February 14, 2020 09:14 PM (4VdFg)
I chorfled appreciatively.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 09:16 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:16 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (QLPEO)
They don't have to GAF.
Heard a story from a friend of a friend once. Said guy used to work in a Ferrari dealership. He said the one surefire tell that a guy walking through the door couldn't afford a Ferrari was, he had a suit and tie on. Guys who can afford Ferraris wear salmon pink polo shirts, white shorts and flip flops when they're off the clock.
Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:16 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 09:17 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Allahpundit at February 14, 2020 09:17 PM (86dji)
Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:17 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: the otter at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (Tnijr)
Can you believe that song has been covered twice. Why?
( America and of course Captain and Tennile)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 09:13 PM (2DOZq)
That's three times.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 09:17 PM (MTxDQ)
I hope his Not Letting The Left Steal The Election team is as good as the Twitter mofos.
Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: monkey at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: LOL at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (M20vx)
Well, most of the time I am.
Posted by: RI Red at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (4VdFg)
Laid to Rest by Lamb of God
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Doesn't that always happen at vegan cafes?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:19 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: ZZ Top at February 14, 2020 09:19 PM (Vy7tf)
I know Alanis Morissette is strange but her song 'you oughta know' is a
dark angry favorite of mine I like listening to when I'm in a 'fuck
everything' frame of mindYou might enjoy Rick Beato's dissection of it. If you haven't seen it already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYkM21v4hB0
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:19 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 09:19 PM (MTxDQ)
May you never be blessed with a stone.
They say it is the closest a man will ever come to.....Childbirth.
No wonder the ettes demand an Epidural as soon as they hit the hospital doors in labor these days....
Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 09:20 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:20 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: monkey at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (CLteG)
Please tell me this exists.
Given the band name, it would sound like it was recorded in a trash can but I would still give it a listen
Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:20 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)
You usually have to pay extra for that.
Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:21 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:20 PM (KP5rU)
^This.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:21 PM (NWiLs)
'you oughta know' is a dark angry favorite of mine I like listening to
when I'm in a 'fuck everything' frame of mind
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 14, 2020 09:15 PM (iTXRQ)
She was a pop star in Canada before she went angry.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 09:21 PM (wdsO9)
It starts with "animal rights."
But they whittle you down with rhetoric, and before you know it, you've ranged out to absurd extremes like eating quinoa.
And once you've accepted that, a visit from Old Nick is just around the corner.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:21 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: klaftern at February 14, 2020 09:21 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: monkey at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (CLteG)
Please tell me this exists.
Given the band name, it would sound like it was recorded in a trash can but I would still give it a listen
Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:20 PM (U7voe)
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Killer bass line.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 09:22 PM (XVuno)
Do you imagine that Cap'n Bill Kristol prances about on the Lido Deck of the SS Bulwark in a cowboy hat, sumo diaper, and nothing else while "I Touch Myself" plays?
Sweet dreams, all.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:22 PM (uLD+u)
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 09:22 PM (wdsO9)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:22 PM (uLD+u)
I'd fuck me.
I'd fuck me so hard.
Posted by: 'Buffalo' Bill Kristol at February 14, 2020 09:23 PM (U7voe)
Metallica -- Battery
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (NWiLs)
Hank Williams the Third,
You put the Cunt in Country.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 14, 2020 09:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:23 PM (KP5rU)
"Gentlemen, start those amazing, beautiful, American-made engines!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:24 PM (EK+jJ)
Posted by: monkey at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM
Replace that pickled cocktail onion with an olive to turn the drink just as sane as you and me.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 09:24 PM (COzlW)
Well, another Valentine's alone but a slight silver lining. My editor wants me to review a barbecue place for my newest Fast Foodie column. So at least my taste buds will get a little love.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:20 PM (HaL55)
Where else would you find a site where you have to fight the text editor to post! Accept the challenge.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:24 PM (BiNEL)
'you oughta know' is a dark angry favorite of mine I like listening to
when I'm in a 'fuck everything' frame of mind
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 14, 2020 09:15 PM (iTXRQ)
She was a pop star in Canada before she went angry.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 09:21 PM (wdsO9)
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And before that she was on You Can't Do That On Television.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 14, 2020 09:25 PM (CAJOC)
Benny Mardones - Into The Night
Beautiful song to sniff hair to
https://youtu.be/4aWhn0Hc8ps
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 14, 2020 09:25 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 14, 2020 09:25 PM (CAJOC)
Seriously? I used to watch that when I was a kid.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:26 PM (xUVVX)
https://youtu.be/z06IMSuctlQ
Posted by: BluesFish at February 14, 2020 09:26 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 14, 2020 09:26 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:27 PM (xUVVX)
Jagged little pill was an awesome album
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:27 PM (EK+jJ)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 09:08 PM
Och, yer a gud man, Laird hogmartin!
Posted by: The Inverness Twenty Four at February 14, 2020 09:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 14, 2020 09:23 PM (NgKpN)
"How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:27 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: GT 5.0 at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (ZQISy)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:27 PM (EK+jJ)
She has a whiny voice that would peel Teflon off a skillet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
All this winning and fun. There will never be another President like the Golden Scalp Weasel.
Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (MTxDQ)
Metallica -- Battery
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (NWiLs)
Static-X -- Love Dump
It's about exactly what you think it's about. No, I'm not linking, go find it yourself if you're that morbidly curious.
Posted by: 'Buffalo' Bill Kristol at February 14, 2020 09:29 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:29 PM (U7voe)
I just want to eavesdrop on one conversation between a couple of sane, not-stupid Dem campaign consultants (I used to know some, wonder if such creatures still exist) talking about Trump's touch with PR. I can only imagine.
Bwahahahaha.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:30 PM (El6T/)
Someone needs to drag Pixy and his hamsters into the 20th Century.
Seems to happen the most with EweTewb URLs. And then there's the Wall of Red Text ERROR ERROR DANGER WILL ROBINSON if you dare cut ampersand paste anything from the original post. Then there's...
Is Aussie code upside down and Northern Hemisphere browsers just won't process it? That might 'splain some of the things.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:30 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 09:30 PM (wXw18)
trump named grand marshal for the 500. will give the command. awesome.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
All this winning and fun. There will never be another President like the Golden Scalp Weasel.
Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (MTxDQ)
He's like Zaphod Beeblebrox, without the third arm.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:31 PM (uLD+u)
For Reelz?
Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:32 PM (xUVVX)
Wait, this news is 7 hours old? Did we talk about this?
Lindsay is going to call Comey McCabe Yates Rosenstein among others for Crossfire Hurricane probe?
I guess we don't expect much to come of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 14, 2020 09:32 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:32 PM (KP5rU)
Heh! She does but man, she jams on that album
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:33 PM (EK+jJ)
He's like Zaphod Beeblebrox, without the third arm.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:31 PM (uLD+u)
Omg. Yes. Like Zaphod in so many ways! PDT Trump should arrive in a huge luxurious boat.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=mTZaO4BMfPc
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:33 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:31 PM (uLD+u)
TRUMP 2024 - Four More Years
Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 09:34 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:34 PM (ONvIw)
Apparently der Trumpenfuhrer will do a lap at Daytona in his armored limo (The Beast) before the race.
I just want to eavesdrop on one conversation between a couple of
sane, not-stupid Dem campaign consultants (I used to know some, wonder
if such creatures still exist) talking about Trump's touch with PR. I
can only imagine.
Bwahahahaha.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:30 PM (El6T/)
If anyone thought they were going to out-spectacular the greatest marketer, salesman, and showman in the USA since the late PT Barnum then they were loopy to the tonsils. The man has a forty year track record of keeping the spotlight on himself in the greatest, ficklest, media market ever imagined - NYC.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:34 PM (uLD+u)
The Communist Manifesto: A New Path Forward for Principled Conservatives by David French on Sale August 31
Political Polls
@Politics_Polls
8h8 hours ago
#National Democratic Primary, Head-2-Head:
Sanders 54% (+21)
Klobuchar 33%
Sanders 54% (+17)
Buttigieg 37%
Sanders 53% (+15)
Bloomberg 38
Sanders 48% (+4)
Biden 44%
Sanders 44% (+2)
Warren 42%
@YouGovUS/@YahooNews 2/12-13
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 14, 2020 09:34 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:30 PM (El6T/)
I would have loved to see O'Barky try this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:34 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:31 PM (uLD+u)
Didn't Zaphod have two heads, as well?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:35 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:35 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 09:36 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)
I've been through minks
I've been through it all
(everybody)
LOVE STINKS
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:31 PM (uLD+u)
Didn't Zaphod have two heads, as well?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:35 PM (LxWV7)
Is Rosey Grier still alive? Maybe he can sew his head onto Trump's neck
Posted by: josephistan at February 14, 2020 09:37 PM (Izzlo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9iTjVfh558
Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 09:30 PM (wXw1
Come on, fellas, can you just please put the maryjane down long enough for us to take a cover pic for your album?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2020 09:37 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Patrick Bateman at February 14, 2020 09:37 PM (F5A9l)
Oracle
billionaire Larry Ellison is holding a fundraiser for Donald Trump,
where supporters can pay $100,000 for a golf outing and photo op with
the president - and some Oracle employees are livid
Billionaire Oracle chairman Larry Ellison is slated to host a fundraiser for President Donald Trump - and his employees are not happy about it.
A group of Oracle employees launched a Change.org petition calling for the event's cancellation, saying, "Ellison's support of Donald Trump does not affirm Oracle's core values of diversity, inclusiveness, and ethical business conduct."
He's the founder of the company. I think he would know what its values are more than some shitheads who work there. And Bloomberg "News" was having the vapors over this all afternoon
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 09:38 PM (JXWAw)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:38 PM (EK+jJ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:39 PM (EK+jJ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:31 PM (uLD+u)
Didn't Zaphod have two heads, as well?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:35 PM (LxWV7)
Yes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 09:39 PM (JXWAw)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at February 14, 2020 09:39 PM (pmRSz)
Blonde M., these days one can only wait/see with things like Lindsey suddenly lurching into some kind of usefulness. Apparently Judiciary will also be trying to get others to testify - including some known/unknown names directly involved in the skullduggery, like the agents who met with Steele, etc.
With the SSCI actually a likely center of sedition - and clearly completely dysfunctional in its oversight role - Judiciary is actually more important than it would be. Grassley and Johnson have been the only sign of life on the GOP side to date, but maybe (I said maybe) Lindsey did have timing issues.
I think Sasse should resign, governor of (.... ? checks ....) Nebraska (!) should appoint Nunes as his replacement.
Don't say I don't bring any ideas to the table.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:40 PM (El6T/)
Russian pranksters claim they called U.S. Democratic presidential
candidate Bernie Sanders pretending to be climate activist Greta
Thunberg and offered Thunberg's support to his campaign.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 09:40 PM (JXWAw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxaPj19VnRA
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Me all time favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=674KGKRQBPE
Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2020 09:40 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT)
Like this?
https://tinyurl.com/ql2c728
It made USCG Boat Station Belle Isle's night!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:40 PM (uLD+u)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/w3ukt2q
Army REFUSES to investigate Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman despite Donald Trump saying the Pentagon would 'take a look' at officer who was marched out of the White House
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 09:41 PM (wXw18)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P-yUOlOC5M
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 14, 2020 09:41 PM (sGotD)
that was pretty cool
thanks for the tip
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 14, 2020 09:42 PM (iTXRQ)
&&&&&
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:42 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:42 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu
I don't see it. Alice was hawt. Kinda. If you squint.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 14, 2020 09:43 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:41 PM (KZzsI)
I've seen this a few places
Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:43 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Floridachick at February 14, 2020 09:43 PM (gQwFm)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/w3ukt2q
Army REFUSES to investigate Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman despite
Donald Trump saying the Pentagon would 'take a look' at officer who was
marched out of the White House
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:41 PM (KZzsI)
Unfortunately it's true.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (JXWAw)
What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)
Would be nice if Ellison would issue a nukyler smack-down statement, taking on the specific idiotic/orwellian-inverted authoritarian buzzwords used by the dimwits ("diversity" etc). Would be nice if f***ing *ANYBODY* would *ever* do so.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT)
Like this?
https://tinyurl.com/ql2c728
It made USCG Boat Station Belle Isle's night!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:40 PM (uLD+u)
I was thinking PDT should show up in the Heart of Gold!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:45 PM (KP5rU)
https://tinyurl.com/u58umsr
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:38 PM (EK+jJ)
I always liked that one.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 09:45 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: proof of spoof at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (B+t5k)
What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)
Ummmm. No.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (TdMsT)
Which they intend to prove by excluding all things Trump. Way to go, imbeciles.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)
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We would welcome him with open arms, and custom-made name badges for him and Melania.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (JXWAw)
Amazing how they get to say Fuck You to the CiC
Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (ONvIw)
candle was a feminist statement: meant to expose the "shame" that
surrounds "a woman's private parts."
What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)
Let me know when she vocally opposes female genital mutilation.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 09:48 PM (wdsO9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)
At this point it's legally a public conveyance.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 14, 2020 09:48 PM (2N7oZ)
Nope. In fact, I'm extremely proud of mine.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:48 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)
--------
We would welcome him with open arms, and custom-made name badges for him and Melania.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (/669Q)
In that situation, it would be best if everyone was required to wear pants.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
This will probably get willowed but Mrs Blutarski and I went to a local Indian Casino to see Bill! Shatner! I figured he'd take some q & a then regale me with his life in Hollywood.
But no. They showed the Wrath of Kahn, which is a good flick, but is two hours long. We left, so I've still not seen Shatner.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 14, 2020 09:49 PM (VNfwt)
Let's get drunk and screw.
Ok, back up to read some more.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2020 09:49 PM (98S4t)
Nope. In fact, I'm extremely proud of mine.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
JEWELLS!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:49 PM (TdMsT)
I believe the Kinks also have a song with that name.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Hmmm, not sure. Maybe a similar name?
Incidentally, there are quite a few goth kids of recent birth who seem to have discovered Joy Division, so it's kind of a thing for the Kool Kidz to rag on JD.
As if they have any idea what they're talking about.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2020 09:49 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)
He would go, but be very bored because the Secret Service would bar anyone who posts on this site from going.
Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (U7voe)
yeah, really. Not that she can spell mutilation without spellcheck.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrows Hooha at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (9dzlp)
Check out Lords of Acid: https://youtu.be/l435Y12jw4o
That's some great shit. I'mm not gonna say who I could imagine doing this....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (EK+jJ)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (/669Q)
He would have to be a surprise guest, and I expect the necessary security would make things very awkward for the 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:48 PM (El6T/)
The day after he wins re-election he should throw McCarthy's career in the woodchipper
Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (HALdu)
Same here. I think some of his WMTSG vids are more of an academic exercise than anything else. I found his site when Ace put him in the sidebar once. Thanks, boss, or whoever did that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (HaL55)
What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)
Same stupid bullshit as "menstrual shaming." Guess what - nobody gives a shit. Just don't bleed all over the fucking place or flush your pads down the toilet and wreck the plumbing. Not too much to ask.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:51 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:45 PM (TdMsT)
With the insufferable smug and pleasant doors?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 09:51 PM (9Om/r)
Nope. In fact, I'm extremely proud of mine.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
I'm sure the sequins and glitter job you've done is without equal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:51 PM (KP5rU)
I just love you, Chavez.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:52 PM (TdMsT)
Pdt is a cross between pt Barnum and al cervic. he knows it and it sells.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (9dzlp)
A forty year track record of tops in sales in the toughest market on earth should give everyone an idea that this isn't a fluke or dumb luck. The smart people are being quiet, watching closely, taking notes, and practicing. And I think the few Twitter shots that have been done by Republicans (I've seen them here or at Insty - I don't have detailed lists) such as Ted Cruz indicate to me that they get the hint - the laughing scamp has more followers than the sourpuss Miss Grundy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:52 PM (uLD+u)
Posted by: WeBoned! at February 14, 2020 09:52 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (HALdu)
Obligatory NSFW:
Rodney Carrington-- Dear Penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIoy_DFIe3Y
Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:52 PM (U7voe)
As Frank Zappa (PBUH) says, "never flush a tampoon"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (/669Q)
And not a word of the event would ever be made public!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (BiNEL)
What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)
Many who should, don't.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (hku12)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:41 PM
And there you go... Nicely formatted and everything... You can even do html tricks now, too!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (KP5rU)
Just proud to be a woman and not ashamed of my hoo ha. It was an intregal part of giving birth to my 3 beautiful children. So... yeah kind of proud of it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (dUJdY)
Check out Lords of Acid: https://youtu.be/l435Y12jw4o
That's some great shit. I'mm not gonna say who I could imagine doing this....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (EK+jJ)
Used to listen to LoA all the time back in the day. Pretty sure I have a couple of their CDs around here somewhere.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (BiNEL)
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Omerta.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)
what - nobody gives a shit. Just don't bleed all over the fucking place
or flush your pads down the toilet and wreck the plumbing. Not too much
to ask.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:51 PM (NWiLs)
How did zappa say it?
Well the toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
the plumber he said never flush a tampooon
this great information cost me half a week's pay
and the toilet blew up later on the next day
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 09:54 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
that's how you get ashamed of your vajujubee
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 14, 2020 09:54 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (/669Q)
FIXT
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:54 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)
He would go, but be very bored because the Secret Service would bar anyone who posts on this site from going.
Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (U7voe)
Great people. GREAT people.
Sorry secret service made all of you take off your pants...
*listens*
Well, that's weird.
That little fellah in the back looks very happy to see Melania. That's ok. Happens all the time.
-Donny Two-Scoops
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 09:55 PM (cAKts)
With the insufferable smug and pleasant doors?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 09:51 PM (9Om/r)
That are always so pleased to open for you!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:51 PM (KP5rU)
"Horsefucking for Vaginal Health" will be her next post on Goop.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:55 PM (NWiLs)
but airbnb obama and trump are the funniest
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 14, 2020 09:55 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)
Let me know when she vocally opposes female genital mutilation.
Posted by: Vendette
These people are becoming tiresome. It get so old and they act like juveniles.
Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 09:55 PM (MTxDQ)
I've been posting here so long, I've forgotten them all.
The comment box looks different. All the little buttons across the top (you know, the ones that don't work either) are now gone.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:56 PM (HaL55)
elegant, luxurious, and bursting with class
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 14, 2020 09:56 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:54 PM (dUJdY)
I'm pretty darned good!
How about you?
Please come to the Mome with me!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (BiNEL)
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Omerta.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (/669Q)
How many are registered so far?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (9Om/r)
I have a few of their tunes on my golf playlist. Never fails to turn heads and get a laugh when I'm waiting on the tee box.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (EK+jJ)
-Donny Two Scoops
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (cAKts)
Next up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvDuATZCY8I
And then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH0NQzXlzyQ
Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (hku12)
I've been posting here so long, I've forgotten them all.
The comment box looks different. All the little buttons across the top (you know, the ones that don't work either) are now gone.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:56 PM (HaL55)
There were a few...incidents.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (KZzsI)
from the ficus to Weinstein to her
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (LxWV7)
Hey now, Ace his own self once showed up for a NoVAMoMee and we handled it just fine!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)
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Pretty sure I'd faint.
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (MVjcR)
Jewells, please see if you can make it. I'd be honored to meet you too!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (dUJdY)
I will do anything I ca to help!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:59 PM (TdMsT)
these days one can only wait/see with things like Lindsey suddenly lurching into some kind of usefulness. Apparently Judiciary will also be trying to get others to testify - including some known/unknown names directly involved in the skullduggery, like the agents who met with Steele, etc.
With the SSCI actually a likely center of sedition - and clearly completely dysfunctional in its oversight role - Judiciary is actually more important than it would be. Grassley and Johnson have been the only sign of life on the GOP side to date, but maybe (I said maybe) Lindsey did have timing issues.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Has there been a consequential Senate hearing since Iran-Contra?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 14, 2020 09:59 PM (13CQC)
Jewells, please see if you can make it. I'd be honored to meet you too!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (PkVlr)
Nurse! I can't wait to meet you!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:59 PM (TdMsT)
Gwynnie's severed head: "Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow! You've probably heard about my health and lifestyle website Goop!"
Brad Pitt: *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:00 PM (wdsO9)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (BiNEL)
But DJT has the United States Secret Service. Ace just has the Ewok Legion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 10:00 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (ONvIw)
Well, at least we can be happy there is no command influence anymore!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (ONvIw)
I'm told there will be sausages. Lot and lots of sausages.
Posted by: Lt Col Vindman at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 14, 2020 09:59 PM (13CQC)
Wouldn't that require a consequential Senator?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (BiNEL)
Seems Vindman skates today too. Media talks about how his going to Army War College means he's a rising star.
Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (ONvIw)
A rising star? At his age? He'll be retired out in a year or two. He's being parked out of the way where he can't do anything or effect anyone.
Rising stars are sent to the War College before they are Lt. Colonels. Early after promotion to major yes, not late after promotion to Lt. Col. and already served at the White House.
That is my read.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (uLD+u)
"Because only Spartan women give birth to real men..."
I luv the look Leonidas give to Xerxes' messenger. You know he's thinking, "You dumbass..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 10:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 10:03 PM (LxWV7)
year or two. He's being parked out of the way where he can't do
anything or effect anyone.
Rising stars are sent to the War
College before they are Lt. Colonels. Early after promotion to major
yes, not late after promotion to Lt. Col. and already served at the
White House.
That is my read.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (uLD+u)
I agree with this.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:03 PM (wdsO9)
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (MVjcR)
Holy shit. Thats not a meetup, its a frigging convention. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 10:03 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)
By definition, and only surpassed by Ben Had's tiny little event in Texas!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)
I won't be wearing any pants under my robe!
Posted by: Ralph Northam at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (2N7oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/wcnskbg
Posted by: WeBoned! at February 14, 2020 09:52 PM (8k7U7)
Snort worthy!
Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (MVjcR)
Holy shit. Thats not a meetup, its a frigging convention. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 10:03 PM (9Om/r)
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Yeah! I'm scairt!
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2020 10:05 PM (98S4t)
That is my read.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (uLD+u)
Even the War College needs bad examples.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 10:05 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:06 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)
By definition, and only surpassed by Ben Had's tiny little event in Texas!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (BiNEL)
It would only be better if I could attend.
Posted by: Conor T. Hrothgar, Esq. at February 14, 2020 10:06 PM (wdsO9)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (MVjcR)
I'm sensing possible emergency booze resupply.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (9Om/r)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P-yUOlOC5M
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness
It's interesting the way he dissects the structures of a song. It helps to hear others more completely.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 10:05 PM (LxWV7)
Even the War College needs REMFs to serve as examples to officers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:08 PM (BiNEL)
This guy in a Studebaker truck stopped. Asked for a paperclip and a piece of chewing gum.
Fixed it right there by the side of the road. Amazing. Good as new.
Said his name was Alberta Oil Peon. Weird name.
-Donny Two Scoops
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:09 PM (cAKts)
That is my read.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (uLD+u)
So, training accident?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 10:10 PM (wXw18)
Fixed it right there by the side of the road. Amazing. Good as new.
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Like a T-34 then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 10:15 PM (XVuno)
She's frosting a cake with a paper knife
Posted by: klaftern at February 14, 2020 10:21 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (HkXkg)
Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (HkXkg)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)
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We would welcome him with open arms, and custom-made name badges for him and Melania.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (/669Q)
In that situation, it would be best if everyone was required to wear pants.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:49 PM (TdMsT)
Don't count on it.
Mid '80s, Ft Hunter Liggett, our plt was bathing at a stream. Been out in the boonies for a couple of weeks, so we really needed to do this, and we had very little time to do this.
A UH-60 overflies, circles, then lands close enough to shower us with sticks and stones. Out jumps Gen Harrison, 2 star type, 7th Infantry Division, Commanding.
As he trots over towards us, there is a mad scramble to get presentable. Many ended up just holding trouser up in front of them.
So, mostly nekkid plt, at attention and presenting arms and "Wild Bill" thunders "Why're you all so shy!?!?"
So, yeah, ain't puttin' pants back on. Hah!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 14, 2020 10:31 PM (di1hb)
I went off and Watched Milo Y's show, Friday Night's All Right. He had a DATING show tonight. For heteros.
And Bunker in the Burbs, me, too, north of Atlanta.
And I hear the other person, attahced, married, single show up. But why can't we do things our OWN way??!! Really!
Posted by: Lost In Space at February 14, 2020 10:39 PM (Kpbco)
Posted by: Summer of Love at February 15, 2020 01:39 AM (FJrl0)
why do i fing bother?
another "wonderful" VD...
i need some Agent Orange to treat the area
or an Arc Light.
FMR
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 15, 2020 03:54 AM (MmMhO)
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