Trump Valentines Day Greetings

Some funny stuff.



Unrelated -- unless you imagine that Trump and Obama are a bickering couple.

Posted by: Ace at 08:24 PM




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1 Cigarette break!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 14, 2020 08:23 PM (MMC4G)

2 Har har har.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at February 14, 2020 08:24 PM (XVuno)

3 I ate a heart for valentines day.

It was delicious!

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at February 14, 2020 08:25 PM (Vy7tf)

4 It just blows my mind that BILLionaires can't figure out how to dress themselves.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (QLPEO)

5 Speaking of the paste eater: as there's no Republican SC primary this year, I'm thinking of casting a vote for him in the Democrat open primary. All of Dem candidates are infectious human waste, but I think Biden would at least be entertaining going into the general.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (DTX3h)

6 Roses are red
Ice cream is delish
When you are rich
You can grab you some mish

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

7 Where's the otter love?
And on Valentine's Day!

Posted by: A. Otter at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (BiNEL)

8 Willowed

Mifsud denies ever telling PapaD that Russians had dirt on Hillary.
Very curious it's released now isn't it?
Posted by: IrishEi at February 14, 2020 08:17 PM (sGotD)

This story is based on an alleged interview audio tape of Mifsud in 2017 . Even if it was him , this would be a spook denying he did spook things when the heat was at its highest point.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (2DOZq)

9 Happy VD to all!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (Y4EXg)

10 I ate a heart for valentines day.

It was delicious!

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at February 14, 2020 08:25 PM (Vy7tf)


BUT, was it still beating?

Posted by: SCJ RBG at February 14, 2020 08:27 PM (BiNEL)

11 Why can't we have nice stuff?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 14, 2020 08:27 PM (3H9h1)

12 9 Happy VD to all!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (Y4EXg)

Please clap!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:27 PM (NWiLs)

13 Can someone help me with the comb/salad thing? I missed it.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2020 08:28 PM (QLPEO)

14 Whoa! Forgot the cookies.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:28 PM (Y4EXg)

15

Those cards are really funny

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 08:28 PM (Gs3UF)

16 BUT, was it still beating?
Posted by: SCJ RBG at February 14, 2020 08:27 PM (BiNEL)


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INNNNNNNDEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Kate Capshaw at February 14, 2020 08:29 PM (XVuno)

17 I'm really good at impressions - I can passably do just about every modern President. Except Trump. It's really hard to do a good Trump.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 14, 2020 08:29 PM (icI8A)

18 Can someone help me with the comb/salad thing? I missed it.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2020 08:28 PM (QLPEO)

A while back one of Amy's minions got her a salad but not a fork. She got angry and used a comb to eat said salad.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 08:29 PM (wdsO9)

19 I'm sure this pissed them all off. Well done, sir

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (ONvIw)

20 What, no chocolates.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (7ZQe3)

21
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (2DOZq)
Also willowed:
If you can't believe a Maltese spook, who can you believe?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:20 PM (BiNEL)

Posted by: SCJ RBG at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (BiNEL)

22 Thanks for the laugh.. I could use that today

Posted by: It's me donna at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (6XlcD)

23 Martini Farmer @ 11, we can't have nice stuff because our disposable income goes to taxes so those who don't pay taxes can have nice stuff. You're welcome.

Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (UUkQp)

24 Can someone help me with the comb/salad thing? I missed it.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2020 08:28 PM (QLPEO)

IIRC she used her comb to eat a salad while on a plane. Something like that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (2DOZq)

25 I ate a heart for valentines day.

It was delicious!

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at February 14, 2020 08:25 PM

How Aztec of you.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:31 PM (COzlW)

26
Wasn't there a horror flick called My Bloody Valentime?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 08:31 PM (j6qk/)

27 I stayed in a wine cave once.


Once.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:31 PM (XVuno)

28 12 9 Happy VD to all!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (Y4EXg)
Please clap!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:27 PM (NWiLs)


You get some clap,
and you get some clap,
and you get some clap...

Posted by: Commissar Oprah at February 14, 2020 08:31 PM (BiNEL)

29 I can always count on Trump to lift my incelled spirit on this pagan holiday.

Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (+dsLj)

30 I ate a heart for valentines day.

It was delicious!

Posted by: Grumpy Cat

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Can't beat it!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)

31 Somebody said Amy Klobuchar looks like the boss from Workaholics.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (smWrz)

32 A while back one of Amy's minions got her a salad but not a fork. She got angry and used a comb to eat said salad.
Posted by: Vendette



Wow. That's normal.

Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (QLPEO)

33 30 I ate a heart for valentines day.

It was delicious!

Posted by: Grumpy Cat

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Can't beat it!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)

Think I'll bypass the whole thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

34 I got flowers today from my Valentine, but I had to buy my own candy.

The honeymoon must be over.

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 08:33 PM (xUVVX)

35 Send Cheaty Petey to the Amontillado wine cellar, he'd like it there

Posted by: EAPoe at February 14, 2020 08:33 PM (ONvIw)

36 Grumpy Cat

Yuo don't stent with the humor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2020 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

37 Martini Farmer @ 11, we can't have nice stuff because our disposable income goes to taxes so those who don't pay taxes can have nice stuff. You're welcome.

Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (UUkQp)


You have to admit it's only fair because how else would they have nice stuff...

AND vote Dem!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:33 PM (BiNEL)

38 >>This story is based on an alleged interview audio tape of Mifsud in 2017 . Even if it was him , this would be a spook denying he did spook things when the heat was at its highest point.

Best spy thriller ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)

39 Happy VD to all!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (Y4EXg)

Please clap!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:27 PM

I'm just gonorrhea over you.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (COzlW)

40 Just great, my commie next door neighbors has a large sign on their garage saying "CLIMATE ACTION NOW super imposed over an image of Oregon.

All that's missing is the scowling face of Saint Greta.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (98S4t)

41 ALH

I got a rock.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

42 How a out a Valentine card to Bloomberg

Will you be my Big Gulp

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (2DOZq)

43 This is the touch that Trump has brought to the GOP. Not only "he fights" but a sense of humor that the "bow tie and tassel loafer" crowd could never get. He's fun, he's hilarious and they and the Democrats are left sputtering how "that's not funny" as everyone else is hiding their smiles and chuckles behind their hands.
Better - he seems to have shown to others that they can also do the same and win - Ted Cruz has shown an acidic wit, but a few others whose names escape me have also used social media to get in some good hits.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (uLD+u)

44 Okay, I'm a lurker.
Is there a MoMe for singles?? Near Atlanta??

Inquiring mind wants to know!

Posted by: Lost In Space at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (Kpbco)

45 I ate a heart for valentines day.
It was delicious!
Posted by: Grumpy Cat
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Can't beat it!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Think I'll bypass the whole thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)


I hope this thread doesn't continue in this vein!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:35 PM (BiNEL)

46 Can we just not with the VD puns?

Posted by: AIDS at February 14, 2020 08:35 PM (QLPEO)

47 Send Cheaty Petey to the Amontillado wine cellar, he'd like it there
Posted by: EAPoe at February 14, 2020 08:33 PM (ONvIw)
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For the love of God, Montresor!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 14, 2020 08:35 PM (jW9oF)

48 Beartooth

When they get the CV-19, take their stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2020 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

49 I'll give all Americans a voice
Vote for me
I suck cock by choice

Posted by: Peaty at February 14, 2020 08:35 PM (ucNdt)

50 heh, heh, heh

Posted by: EAPoe at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (ONvIw)

51 42 How a out a Valentine card to Bloomberg

Will you be my Big Gulp
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (2DOZq)

Seems better addressed to Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (NWiLs)

52 @Solmemes1

He really is an angry Elf.....

https://tinyurl.com/w8ln9d4

Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (cF8AT)

53 Steiner is my valentine date. I'm waiting by the phone.
Steiner will come.

Posted by: massacre anniv. at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (K07Ez)

54 Can't beat it!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)

Think I'll bypass the whole thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

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You should do a stent in the box for that lousy pun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)

55 Can we just not with the VD puns?

Posted by: AIDS

******

Im with him.

Posted by: Herpes at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (+dsLj)

56 Happy VD to all!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (Y4EXg)

Please clap!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:27 PM

I'm just gonorrhea over you.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (COzlW)

That sounds like some Indonesian junk to me.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq)

57 This will cheer everybody up.

Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what happened next.

https://tinyurl.com/MBTAoops

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)

58 I got a rock.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (u82oZ

Was it a big shiny rock hooked to a band of gold?

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (xUVVX)

59
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (uzrOT)

60 For the love of God, Montresor!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 14, 2020 08:35 PM

Yes...for the love of God.

*lays more bricks*

Posted by: Montresor at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (aetXb)

61 54 Can't beat it!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)

Think I'll bypass the whole thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

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You should do a stent in the box for that lousy pun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)

Make me. *chambers round*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

62 Okay, I'm a lurker.

Is there a MoMe for singles?? Near Atlanta??



Inquiring mind wants to know!

Posted by: Lost In Space at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (Kpbco)

Moron Meetups include married, attached, and single. Someone near you just needs to organize one.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (wdsO9)

63 I got a rock.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (u82oZ)


You had a rock, luxury...

all I had was pebbles and I was glad to have them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:38 PM (BiNEL)

64 Just great, my commie next door neighbors has a
large sign on their garage saying "CLIMATE ACTION NOW super imposed over
an image of Oregon.



All that's missing is the scowling face of Saint Greta.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (98S4t)


It's -4 here with the wind chill. Imagine how bad it would be without global warming?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 08:38 PM (Gs3UF)

65 A pox upon all these awful STD Flowers puns.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:38 PM (COzlW)

66 I'm not much for Valentine's day, but this one was fun. Grandsons were off from school so we had a nice lunch out and they enjoyed heart shaped cookies and chocolate ice cream. This diner always has a little something for kiddies on every holiday

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 08:38 PM (ONvIw)

67 Youse guys are great. However ...

Time to amuse my wife. I'll tell her the joke about the Marine fighter pilot.

Have a great night, and may your dreams come true.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2020 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

68 Happy Valentines Day to all of the 'ettes!

Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:39 PM (MVjcR)

69 Aw, poor Tulsi doesn't get one.

Steyer doesn't deserve one, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 14, 2020 08:39 PM (icI8A)

70 Thank you, Weasel. Are you home this weekend, or heading down to the farm?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:39 PM (/669Q)

71 Just great, my commie next door neighbors has a
large sign on their garage saying "CLIMATE ACTION NOW super imposed over
an image of Oregon.



All that's missing is the scowling face of Saint Greta.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM

You could put up a big sign saying GIANT METEOR THIS WAY with an arrow pointing to their house.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:39 PM (COzlW)

72 Y'know, men get forced to do some dumb shit on Valentine's day

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (AIG0e)

73 So not sure about the protocol for hookers on Valentines.

Do you think they would find it endearing if I gave the flowers or chocolates when they showed up or weird?

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (HALdu)

74 27
I stayed in a wine cave once.





Once.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:31 PM (XVuno)

"But one half-pennyworth of bread to this intolerable deal of sack!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (uLD+u)

75 61 54 Can't beat it!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)

Think I'll bypass the whole thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

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You should do a stent in the box for that lousy pun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)

Make me. *chambers round*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

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Aorta smack you all for these terrible puns!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (CAJOC)

76 You had a rock....

I had to wait until the Earth cooled enough to actually have, you know, rocks.

suck it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (3H9h1)

77 68 Happy Valentines Day to all of the 'ettes!
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:39 PM (MVjcR)

Thanks Weasel!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (Y1ZyY)

78 Healthy Holly.
Why don't you come to your senses.
You been out ridin' fences
For so long now.

There. That song should be worth at least $14K. You can use it in your advertising or in the elevator in your big hospitals, or in the dental clinic or surgery ward.

Posted by: Catherine Pugh at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (MQAM2)

79 Are there any birds out there looking for a STUD?


Because I've an STD and all I need is U!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (7WaWV)

80 23 Martini Farmer @ 11, we can't have nice stuff because our disposable income goes to taxes so those who don't pay taxes can have nice stuff. You're welcome.
Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2020 08:30 PM (UUkQp


Mostly it's the people who redistribute the tax money who get the nice stuff.

Posted by: Emmie at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (87gB3)

81 This will cheer everybody up.



Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to
share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what
happened next.



https://tinyurl.com/MBTAoops





Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)

Thanks a lot. Now I have the Kingston Trio repeating in my head.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (wdsO9)

82 44 Okay, I'm a lurker.
Is there a MoMe for singles?? Near Atlanta??

Inquiring mind wants to know!
Posted by: Lost In Space at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (Kpbco)
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No! Come to Virginia!

Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (MVjcR)

83 Avoid garages in Chicago tonight. Just sayin'.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (COzlW)

84 I'll love you with all my heart
To bad I can't hear myself fart
Be mine

Posted by: Peaty at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (ucNdt)

85 Do you think they would find it endearing if I gave the flowers or chocolates when they showed up or weird?

***********************

I tried both and got pepper sprayed both times so Im gonna go with a no on that.

Posted by: Herpes at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (+dsLj)

86 Bluebell,
My granddaughter is in Boston today visiting potential schools. BC has moved to near the top of her list.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (mBL57)

87

Speaking of the shithole known as Boston...

the not-out homosexual mayor of Boston is worried about chinatown losing business on account of China trying to kill everyone with a virus.

So his office created a "chinatown bingo" card in which people can do 9 activities and check them off, such as visit chinatown and take a selfie, and visit chinatown and contract a deadly virus.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (j6qk/)

88 57
This will cheer everybody up.



Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to
share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what
happened next.



https://tinyurl.com/MBTAoops





Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)


Could I get off, please?

Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (uLD+u)

89 >>Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what happened next.

I have a guess what happened next.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (ZLI7S)

90 Happy Valentines Day to all of the 'ettes!
Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:39 PM

The same to you and Mrs. Weasel and WeaselDog who I hope got some special treats today after she batted her eyelashes at you.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (COzlW)

91 70 Thank you, Weasel. Are you home this weekend, or heading down to the farm?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:39 PM (/669Q)
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Home now, headed to the farm in the AM. Looking at a big pile of guns and targets in the living room.

Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (MVjcR)

92 Happy Valentines Day Horde!

It turned out pretty darned nice, I must say!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (TdMsT)

93 The Trump campaign is going to be a "barn-burner." I feel like Flounder just before the Deltas ruined the parade This Is Gonna Be Great!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2020 08:43 PM (EZebt)

94 I tried both and got pepper sprayed both times so Im gonna go with a no on that.

*******

Unless you bought the GFE (girlfriend experience) package where that's expected then you're probably safe.

And I say this strictly as an outside observer who has never ever tried something like that ever.

:-)

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 08:43 PM (+dsLj)

95 Vendette, you forgot animals.

Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2020 08:43 PM (UUkQp)

96 Could I get off, please?


Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (uLD+u)

Honey, you should be more concerned that your wife can throw you a sandwich every day instead of 5 cents.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 08:43 PM (wdsO9)

97 Omg hubby got me this cute little bj bib.

And it's almost 9 o'Cock!

Posted by: Buttgig at February 14, 2020 08:43 PM (M20vx)

98 Could I get off, please?
Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM

This is what every guy should tell his date this evening. Chicks dig it when you say 'please'.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:44 PM (COzlW)

99 Are there any birds out there looking for a STUD?
Because I've an STD and all I need is U!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (7WaWV)


Gotta be Valentine's Day winner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:44 PM (BiNEL)

100 My wife just keeps tossing me sandwiches! Could somebody give me a nickle already!

Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:44 PM (uLD+u)

101 https://tinyurl.com/MBTAoops

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM

Hah! Howie Carr was all over that this afternoon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2020 08:45 PM (aetXb)

102 Her: So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

Him: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

Posted by: Greatest Breakup In History at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM (+dsLj)

103 I just realized I guess having one of the million paintings of cherubs would have been just a little too on point for the Art thread this morning. That's where the puns would have flowed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM (2DOZq)

104 98 Could I get off, please?
Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM

This is what every guy should tell his date this evening. Chicks dig it when you say 'please'.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:44 PM (COzlW)

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Yeah, but it's still manual labor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM (XVuno)

105
all I had was pebbles and I was glad to have them!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ]/i]

Me too!

Posted by: Bamm-Bamm Rubble at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM (aKsyK)

106 Can't beat it!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)

Think I'll bypass the whole thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

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You should do a stent in the box for that lousy pun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)

Make me. *chambers round*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

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Aorta smack you all for these terrible puns!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM

A little angina is coming your way. Happy Valentine's Day!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM (COzlW)

107 Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}, glad you had a good Valentine's Day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM (BiNEL)

108 Chicks dig it when you say 'please'.

***********************

I can vouch for this!

Posted by: Men Who Have Never and Will Never Have Sex (With Women) at February 14, 2020 08:47 PM (+dsLj)

109 Could I get off, please?
Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM

Let me see your card.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2020 08:47 PM (aetXb)

110 Ladyl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:47 PM (MVjcR)

111 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?




You oughta know

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)

112 Chicks dig it when you say 'please'.





kind of ruins the surprise though

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:48 PM (HALdu)

113 This will cheer everybody up.
Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what
happened next.
https://tinyurl.com/MBTAoops
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM


Did they ever return
for the replies?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 14, 2020 08:48 PM (DMUuz)

114 72 Y'know, men get forced to do some dumb shit on Valentine's day

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (AIG0e)

Apparently no one forces my husband to do any dumb shit...

Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2020 08:48 PM (cF8AT)

115
107 Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}, glad you had a good Valentine's Day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM (BiNEL)


I really did. Thank you, Hrothgar.

How was your day?

(I'm still going to email you, but I've been stupidly busy).

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 08:48 PM (TdMsT)

116 72 Y'know, men get forced to do some dumb shit on Valentine's day
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (AIG0e

Soon.

Posted by: March 14th at February 14, 2020 08:49 PM (Vy7tf)

117 112 Chicks dig it when you say 'please'.





kind of ruins the surprise though
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:48 PM (HALdu)

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Yep. Next comes insistence on lube.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at February 14, 2020 08:49 PM (XVuno)

118 89 >>Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what happened next.

I have a guess what happened next.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 08:42 PM (ZLI7S)


Something involving aerosol paint cans I imagine.
Or feces.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 08:49 PM (wXw18)

119 kind of ruins the surprise though
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:48 PM

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: The Otters at February 14, 2020 08:50 PM (aetXb)

120 "So what's your favorite Valentine's song?"

Nothing with trains or tunnels, that's for sure!

Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:50 PM (uLD+u)

121 111 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?




You oughta know
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)

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One More Minute by Weird Al

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 14, 2020 08:50 PM (CAJOC)

122 Valentine's Day song?

https://youtu.be/GBZq6fLYTgE

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2020 08:50 PM (j0NIn)

123 Apparently no one forces my husband to do any dumb shit...

******************

Will no one ever give us the love we yearn for?

Posted by: Dumb Shit at February 14, 2020 08:50 PM (+dsLj)

124 Bluebell,
My granddaughter is in Boston today visiting potential schools. BC has moved to near the top of her list.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2020 08:41 PM (mBL57)
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I can't believe you have a daughter almost old enough to go to college! Tell her to stay off the T, if that Twitter thread is any indication.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:50 PM (/669Q)

125 Yep. Next comes insistence on lube.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at February



fyi, hot coffee does not work

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:50 PM (HALdu)

126 Y'know, men get forced to do some dumb shit on Valentine's day
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 14, 2020 08:40 PM (AIG0e

I don't know about forced since there is an expected payoff in the end.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM (2DOZq)

127 61
54 Can't beat it!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (Y4EXg)



Think I'll bypass the whole thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs)



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You should do a stent in the box for that lousy pun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)



Make me. *chambers round*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)


Why I orta!

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM (VHM+K)

128 I mean granddaughter. You know.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM (/669Q)

129 Have to say, though, that the MTA's Charlie Card is a sign they embrace the song.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM (wdsO9)

130 Whenever I see you my heart goes a-quiver, I just want to squeeze you 'cause I heart your liver.
H. Lecter

Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM (UUkQp)

131 Everytime I see lube I think of that FBI agent in Ray Donovan with the lubriderm.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM (wXw18)

132
Lisa, I just want you to hold me like no prison can.

Posted by: Andy McCabe at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM (uKj5K)

133 57 This will cheer everybody up.

Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what happened next.

https://tinyurl.com/MBTAoops

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020!

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LOL!!!! I don't feel as bad about WMATA now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (Xprsl)

134 Going out valentines is not for the married, everyone knows that. the restaurants are overcrowded, service sucks, food sucks.

Go next weekend.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (HALdu)

135 Weasel! Dahlin!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (TdMsT)

136 Him: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
Posted by: Greatest Breakup In History at February 14, 2020 08:46 PM

Just take a wrong turn, Bern
Get off the meat, Pete
You don't need to shizz, Liz
Just get yourself free
Don't be a schmo, Joe
You don't need to discuss much
Give him the knee, Amy
And set yourself free

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (COzlW)

137 111
So what's your favorite Valentine's song?









You oughta know

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)

Oh the "Psycho Stalker Slasher Girlfriend Song" - always a classy one. My wife is more passive-aggressive - and how do I know? She's kept me stuck on this subway train for the past 67 years!

Posted by: Charley at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (uLD+u)

138 Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to
share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what
happened next.

Some good stuff in the link. I didn't see one on the quality of cannoli served at Roxbury.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (98S4t)

139 Kasey Kasim is playing an Alanis Moorisette love song marathon, somewhere.

Posted by: klaftern at February 14, 2020 08:53 PM (RuIsu)

140 Oh the "Psycho Stalker Slasher Girlfriend Song" - always a classy one. My wife is more passive-aggressive - and how do I know? She's kept me stuck on this subway train for the past 67 years!
Posted by: Charley at February




Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:53 PM (HALdu)

141
So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

My ugly beautiful girl


https://youtu.be/zKkEwNGGpg0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2020 08:53 PM (aKsyK)

142 134 Going out valentines is not for the married, everyone knows that. the restaurants are overcrowded, service sucks, food sucks.

Go next weekend.
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (HALdu)

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Yep. IHOP isn't going anywhere.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 08:53 PM (XVuno)

143 Lisa, I just want you to hold me like no prison can.
Posted by: Andy McCabe at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM Lisa,

Andy, it'll never work because I need Peter.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:54 PM (COzlW)

144 Kasey Kasim is playing an Alanis Moorisette love song marathon, somewhere.

******

And now atheists finally have proof there is a hell.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 08:54 PM (+dsLj)

145 Yep. IHOP isn't going anywhere.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February




That was funny

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:54 PM (HALdu)

146 Lisa, I just want you to hold me like no prison can.
Posted by: Andy McCabe at February 14, 2020 08:51 PM Lisa,

Andy, it'll never work because I need Peter.

Posted by: Lisa Page at February 14, 2020 08:55 PM (COzlW)

147 44 Okay, I'm a lurker.
Is there a MoMe for singles?? Near Atlanta??

Inquiring mind wants to know!
Posted by: Lost In Space at February 14, 2020 08:34 PM (Kpbco)
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We need one! I'm about an hour north, I know there are more and more GA morons around...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 14, 2020 08:55 PM (NiFkv)

148 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?


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Die Hard!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:55 PM (Y4EXg)

149 That was a really good crossword clue (LA Times crossword, I think). "Where Charlie was stuck". Then answer was "THEMTA", but that's pretty hard to get if you aren't thinking about the clue the right way and you're trying to work from the perpendicular answers.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 08:55 PM (t+qrx)

150 Happy Valentine's to all Lovers!

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 08:55 PM (xUVVX)

151 LOL!!!! I don't feel as bad about WMATA now.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (Xprsl)
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Right? It makes ours look classy and luxurious.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:56 PM (/669Q)

152 Roses are red, violets are blue, Mayor Pete's cock smells like poo....So sad, many such cases.

Posted by: Donaldus Maximus at February 14, 2020 08:56 PM (k5hWy)

153 Okay, I'm a lurker.
Is there a MoMe for singles?? Near Atlanta??

Inquiring mind wants to know!
Posted by: Lost In Space at February




You must never have been to a momee.

Everyone is a single when they are at a momee.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:56 PM (HALdu)

154
Oh sure, a drinking event for Morons in rut.

That'll end well. I mean, what could go wrong?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 08:56 PM (uKj5K)

155 >>Something involving aerosol paint cans I imagine.
Or feces.

The sad thing is the T used to be the tits. You could ride from the north shore to the south shore and to burbs for peanuts. You could even get to the airport for short money. And the trains and buses were clean and pretty much filled with normal people. I rode the green line almost daily for years and it was great.

But I could see where it was headed before I left. Liberals ruin everything they touch.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)

156 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

Puddle of Mudd - She Fucking Hates Me

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 08:56 PM (2DOZq)

157 Happy Valentine's to all Lovers!

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 08:55 PM (xUVVX)

And what do the rest of us cranky assholes get?

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2020 08:57 PM (j0NIn)

158 @johnrobertsFox 3 minutes ago

SCOOP: Multiple Sources tell @FoxNews that @realDonaldTrump is planning to take a lap at the @DISupdates Daytona International Speedway in the "Beast" presidential limo ahead of the Daytona 500. It's not 100%, but that is the plan at the moment.

Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2020 08:57 PM (cF8AT)

159 There is no one as fair
Now let me sniff your hair

Posted by: Joey at February 14, 2020 08:58 PM (ucNdt)

160 >So what's your favorite Valentine's song?


"Love Stinks" by J Geils Band

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 14, 2020 08:58 PM (iTXRQ)

161 And what do the rest of us cranky assholes get?

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2020 08:57 PM



S.A.O.?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 08:58 PM (7WaWV)

162 best valentine song: anything by ac/dc. i'm romantic that way.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 08:58 PM (KP5rU)

163 I'm still trying to figure out how Air Supply was able to make love out of nothing at all.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 08:58 PM (+dsLj)

164
SCOOP: Multiple Sources tell @FoxNews that @realDonaldTrump is planning to take a lap at the @DISupdates Daytona International Speedway in the "Beast" presidential limo ahead of the Daytona 500. It's not 100%, but that is the plan at the moment.
Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2020 08:57 PM (cF8AT)
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Oh. My.

Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:58 PM (MVjcR)

165 148 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

"Give it Away" by Red Hot chili Peppers?

Posted by: Cupid at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (Vy7tf)

166 The sad thing is the T used to be the tits. You could ride from the north shore to the south shore and to burbs for peanuts. You could even get to the airport for short money. And the trains and buses were clean and pretty much filled with normal people. I rode the green line almost daily for years and it was great.

But I could see where it was headed before I left. Liberals ruin everything they touch.
Posted by: JackStraw

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It wasn't too bad in the 80's - North End to Jamaica Plain via the Orange Line. No one ever bothered me.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (Y4EXg)

167 Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 08:48 PM (TdMsT)

Boring day actually, but I will be taking daughter and granddaughter out for lunch on Sunday, so all is right in my world!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (BiNEL)

168 So, should I go to the bar and hope to find some lonely single gal?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (Lc/OG)

169
So what's your favorite Valentine's song?


Keep Your Hands to Yourself

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (xUVVX)

170
Going out valentines is not for the married, everyone knows that. the restaurants are overcrowded, service sucks, food sucks.



Go next weekend.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:52 PM (HALdu)

I went to a nice italian place down the street from me. The owner is from Naples. Nice smaller place, great food, very reasonable prices, all the tables were taken, but not a mad house. Nice little place.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (9Om/r)

171
But I could see where it was headed before I left. Liberals ruin everything they touch.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)

It'll all get better when they ban cars for Gaia and force everyone onto the same ill-scheduled, overcrowded, unmaintained, Skinner-box of a bus or train. On the plus side there will be plenty of eyeball heroin.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (uLD+u)

172 And what do the rest of us cranky assholes get?

***************

Well I have an expired coupon here for Chuck E Cheese...

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (+dsLj)

173 "I want to F*ck You Like an Animal" by 9 Inch Nails.

Seriously.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (COzlW)

174 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?




You oughta know


Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)


I ought to but I don't. So what is the name of the song?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (E1kvC)

175 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

I told the Grumpy Grandma that I think of her every time I hear this song: https://tinyurl.com/s67653n

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:00 PM (EK+jJ)

176 So, should I go to the bar and hope to find some lonely single gal?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February




Yes

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 09:00 PM (HALdu)

177 I'd Do Anything for Love (but I won't do that).

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (TdMsT)

178



You say..I only hear what I wanna hear.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (j6qk/)

179 Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:58 PM (MVjcR)

Sounds like an impeachable offense to me, misuse of government vehicles!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (BiNEL)

180 ladyl!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (KP5rU)

181 I took the train from DC to Camden Yards . Not as bad as I expected.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (2DOZq)

182 Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2020 08:57 PM (cF8AT)
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Well, that would be pretty cool. But, I think Trump should do a full-speed lap in an Abrams, while the crew runs-and-guns on foreign built automobiles littered around the speedway as targets for the big gun.

Give the press something to whine about.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (uKj5K)

183 It'll all get better when they ban cars for Gaia and force everyone onto the same ill-scheduled, overcrowded, unmaintained, Skinner-box of a bus or train. On the plus side there will be plenty of eyeball heroin.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (uLD+u)
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I hope you took Mrs. Berserker!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (/669Q)

184 57
This will cheer everybody up.



Boston's MBTA (transit authority) put out a tweet asking everyone to
share why they love their MBTA stop or station. You won't believe what
happened next.



https://tinyurl.com/MBTAoops





Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)

The only positive comments all had rainbow flags in their names. Just an observation.

Posted by: josephistan at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (Izzlo)

185 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?I

Possum Kingdom

Posted by: Han Yolo at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (k5hWy)

186 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

Yes, we ha-ave no apples, we ha-ave no apples today.

Rightwingers will try to tell you this song has bananas, but it's really apples. Got that? Apples.

Posted by: CNN at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (COzlW)

187 179 Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 08:58 PM (MVjcR)

Sounds like an impeachable offense to me, misuse of government vehicles!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (BiNEL)
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Yeah, I thought that too, but how awesome would that be?

Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (MVjcR)

188 158 @johnrobertsFox 3 minutes ago

SCOOP: Multiple Sources tell @FoxNews that @realDonaldTrump is planning to take a lap at the @DISupdates Daytona International Speedway in the "Beast" presidential limo ahead of the Daytona 500. It's not 100%, but that is the plan at the moment.
Posted by: Tami

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Ok, that's cool, if he does it. He knows his voters.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (Xprsl)

189 "I want to F*ck You Like an Animal" by 9 Inch Nails.

Seriously.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM (COzlW)


*adolescent eye roll*

It's CALLED 'Closer'.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (t+qrx)

190 I went to a nice italian place down the street from me. The owner is from Naples. Nice smaller place, great food, very reasonable prices, all the tables were taken, but not a mad house. Nice little place.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February



That sounds nice, but it sounds as if you have an in. That is a thing about being in NY/NJ you know a guy, you are a regular somewhere.

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (HALdu)

191 Chicks dig it when you say 'please'.


Please, baby, please baby, baby baby please!

Posted by: Mookie in "She's Gotta Have It" at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (gd9RK)

192 Hey everybody. Headline at FB:

"Women goes to toilet at NZ vegan cafe, finds a satanic sex cult meeting"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)

193 158
@johnrobertsFox 3 minutes ago



SCOOP: Multiple Sources tell @FoxNews that @realDonaldTrump is
planning to take a lap at the @DISupdates Daytona International Speedway
in the "Beast" presidential limo ahead of the Daytona 500. It's not
100%, but that is the plan at the moment.

Posted by: Tami at February 14, 2020 08:57 PM (cF8AT)

If true, that is an example of presidential awesome power. I mean, W doing a carrier landing in an S-3 Viking is pretty awesome also, but having The Beast do some laps at Daytona? The Donald will be securing base votes from now until the end of the century.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (uLD+u)

194 Favourite V-day song?


GWAR - Sick Of You!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (7WaWV)

195 The only positive comments all had rainbow flags in their names. Just an observation.
Posted by: josephistan at February 14, 2020 09:01 PM (Izzlo)
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I never read down far enough to see any positive comments.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)

196
All chicks love NIN and want to bang down to Pretty Hate Machine.

This is received wisdom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (uKj5K)

197 It'll all get better when they ban cars for Gaia and force everyone onto the same ill-scheduled, overcrowded, unmaintained, Skinner-box of a bus or train. On the plus side there will be plenty of eyeball heroin.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM

And those guys in the helmets shoving everyone in the train, using batons, like they do in Japan.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (COzlW)

198 >>It wasn't too bad in the 80's - North End to Jamaica Plain via the Orange Line. No one ever bothered me.

It was great back then.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (ZLI7S)

199 And what do the rest of us cranky assholes get?
Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2020 08:57 PM (j0NIn)


A new pair of socks.

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (xUVVX)

200 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

Divinyls - I Touch Myself

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (2DOZq)

201 This is why I only ever write on ONT.

So far I've been wasting all my clever on threads that expire **as I'm posting.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (b5wdh)

202 170: berserker, been married 44 years today. went to a bice little place in the middle of nowhere. nobody there when we got there, packed when we left. worked for us.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (KP5rU)

203 I ought to but I don't. So what is the name of the song?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February




Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (HALdu)

204
C'mon, guys.

Procreation of the Wicked by Celtic Frost.

That's romance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (uKj5K)

205 Chavez!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (TdMsT)

206 Yeah, I thought that too, but how awesome would that be?

Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (MVjcR)


"That's not who WE are!" Truecon B Krystal

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (BiNEL)

207 >>So what's your favorite Valentine's song

Enjoy the Silence

Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (bDqIh)

208 Find a man that holds you like I hold a penis.

Posted by: Buttgig at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (M20vx)

209 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?


Prison Sex, by Tool

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 14, 2020 09:05 PM (786Ro)

210 I went to a nice italian place down the street from me. The owner is from Naples. Nice smaller place, great food, very reasonable prices, all the tables were taken, but not a mad house. Nice little place.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 08:59 PM


Leave the shiv. Take the cannoli.

Posted by: Clemenzabell at February 14, 2020 09:05 PM (DMUuz)

211 Most romantic song:

Bernard Herrmann's 'Psycho' shower scene music.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 09:05 PM (COzlW)

212 "So what's your favorite Valentine's song?"

Muskrat Love

Posted by: the otter at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (Tnijr)

213 Favorite Valentine song? Mushrat Love. Yo.

Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (UUkQp)

214 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

You're Having My Baby

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (xUVVX)

215 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?


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Baby Elephant Walk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (XVuno)

216 That's nice. The did a quiet tribute to John Andretti. It was before the the commercial break during the NASCAR Truck race.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (Xprsl)

217 Can we just not with the VD puns?
Posted by: AIDS
******
Im with him.
Posted by: Herpes at February 14, 2020 08:37 PM (+dsLj)
~~~~~

What a bunch of crabs.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (sGotD)

218 Something by Buckcherry?

Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (MVjcR)

219 202 170: berserker, been married 44 years today. went to a bice little place in the middle of nowhere. nobody there when we got there, packed when we left. worked for us.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (KP5rU)


Congratulations, Chavez!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (TdMsT)

220 I can't listen to Turbo Lover without throwing up in my mouth a little bit. And I love Priest.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (uKj5K)

221 tick tock tick tock! big BIG news tonite... so big that my sources tell me that I cannot reveal the slamdunk case tonite, stay tuned as this BIG BIG breaking news develops... reckoning day is near I tells ya.

Posted by: Sean Blannity at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (A/xPU)

222 Noticing these things is dangerous. Posted by: Zion Don at February 14, 2020 09:05 PM (GdIIv)

*********

Oh for fuck blooming fucking sake, don't trolls ever take a day off?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (+dsLj)

223 209: fag

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (Xprsl)

224 Rick Wilson and Strzok having lunch together?
https://tinyurl.com/yx3hs67g

Posted by: Lizzy at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (bDqIh)

225
213 214

This is a scary place to post!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (BiNEL)

226 Gonna have to go with "The Ball Of Kerrymuir" here.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 09:08 PM (t+qrx)

227 Procreation of the Wicked by Celtic Frost.

That's romance.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM (uKj5K)

Fucking preach!

https://youtu.be/3uTPbgxZeYU

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2020 09:08 PM (j0NIn)

228 thanks, ladyl.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:08 PM (KP5rU)

229 Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (+dsLj)

please to not repost the troll crap in its entirety!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:09 PM (BiNEL)

230 217 That's nice. The did a quiet tribute to John Andretti. It was before the the commercial break during the NASCAR Truck race.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (Xprsl)


I just saw that very well done.

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 14, 2020 09:09 PM (8k7U7)

231 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?


How can I miss you if you won't go away

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:09 PM (xUVVX)

232 "Why don't we get drunk and screw"

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 14, 2020 09:09 PM (Z/Q5q)

233 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

Alcohol - by Barenaked ladies

Posted by: Hillary ! at February 14, 2020 09:09 PM (786Ro)

234 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?



Smoke on the Water.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:10 PM (TdMsT)

235 I can't listen to Turbo Lover without throwing up in my mouth a little bit. And I love Priest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM

I'm a Turbot Lover.

Posted by: Narwhal at February 14, 2020 09:10 PM (COzlW)

236 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?


Look Away.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2020 09:10 PM (aetXb)

237 please to not repost the troll crap in its entirety!

************

Dammit I forgot that rule. I blame alcohol.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 09:11 PM (+dsLj)

238 You've been flushed from the toilet of my heart.

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:11 PM (xUVVX)

239 Once did a full-speed lap in an Abrams (not a Daytona lap, smaller). Nice ride. As we approached this yuuuge ditch, guy in commanders position said "floor it!", so I did. Barely felt a tiny, tiny vertical dip when we passed over - of course up in the stabilized turret he probably felt nothing.

Love the Trump Valentines.

And I think y'all are right, this will likely be the most hilarious campaign evah.

The best, really, amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:11 PM (El6T/)

240 https://youtu.be/ietU5yUJ7zk

Turbo Lover

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2020 09:11 PM (j0NIn)

241 john andretti , nice guy. and one of the most versatile drivers to ever sit in a race car. even drove a top fuel dragster. he'll be missed. met him in charlotte a few times.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (KP5rU)

242 >>So what's your favorite Valentine's song

...


See nic. Can't remember artist.

Posted by: Eat My Ass Like Groceries at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (M20vx)

243 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

Beat It.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (aetXb)

244 Evening all,
Back to the living after 72 hours of.....dang seems I have "event amnesia" of my last 72 hours.....but what a very informative 72 hours it was....not that I remember it...but there was an ER...my vocabulary was reduced down to "Please" and "F**K"...nurses injecting me in the shoulders with multiple drugs while I clung standing above my wheelchair....no beds in the ER..."Please & F**K"

7 hours later, staggering out, with this still not over for another 48 hours.....but at least drugs to keep me from jumping off the Wilshire overpass onto the 405 in rush hour.....all this from a 2.7 mm rock coming outa my (R) Kidney.

In my ER days, I took care of men in similar situations and said a silent prayer that I hoped to never be in a similar condition...guess I did not pray enough.

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (kFkpX)

245 >>Smoke on the Water.

Smart woman.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (ZLI7S)

246 Find a man that holds you like I hold a penis.
Posted by: Buttgig at February 14, 2020 09:04 PM

Like you and Chasten ever do anything but hold hands and giggle.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (COzlW)

247 Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 09:07 PM (+dsLj)

Oops I spoke too hastily, I missed your excision! My bad.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (BiNEL)

248 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

---

"Get your tongue out of my mouth 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye"

Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (Y4EXg)

249 246 >>Smoke on the Water.

Smart woman.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (ZLI7S)


I am.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (TdMsT)

250 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

Bottle of Wine, by The Fireballs (1967)

Posted by: Hillary ! at February 14, 2020 09:12 PM (786Ro)

251 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?"

Muskrat Love
Posted by: the otter at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (Tnijr)

Can you believe that song has been covered twice. Why?

( America and of course Captain and Tennile)

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 09:13 PM (2DOZq)

252 Oops I spoke too hastily, I missed your excision! My bad.

******

No worries! Now get off my lawn.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 09:13 PM (+dsLj)

253 Favorite Valentine's song:

Panzerlied

Nobody tell our intruder, he'll take that the wrong way.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:13 PM (El6T/)

254 I Can't Decide (Whether You Should Live Or Die)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 09:13 PM (XVuno)

255 Not a bad VD. Grandson finally paid off his loan and overpaid $100. Only a month late and 18 yo so I'm not bitching.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 09:14 PM (MTxDQ)

256 212 "So what's your favorite Valentine's song?"

Muskrat Love
Posted by: the otter at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (Tnijr)

213 Favorite Valentine song? Mushrat Love. Yo.
Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (UUkQp)

----------------------------

The Horde Hive Mind is an amazing thing, and this what we use it for?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 14, 2020 09:14 PM (CAJOC)

257 Favorite Valentines song?

Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 14, 2020 09:14 PM (Xprsl)

258 I forgot what I was going to say.
but it was witty.

Posted by: RI Red at February 14, 2020 09:14 PM (4VdFg)

259 Dammit I forgot that rule. I blame alcohol.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 09:11 PM (+dsLj)

I think you just reposted the least offensive aprt but still...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:14 PM (BiNEL)

260 I know Alanis Morissette is strange but her song 'you oughta know' is a dark angry favorite of mine I like listening to when I'm in a 'fuck everything' frame of mind

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 14, 2020 09:15 PM (iTXRQ)

261 Wilshire overpass on the 405 is too boring. Go off that high one down near LAX (the 105?), or that high spider web interchange further down the 405 near Los Alamitos.

Style points matter.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:15 PM (El6T/)

262 200
So what's your favorite Valentine's song?



Divinyls - I Touch Myself

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 09:03 PM (2DOZq)

The story of my life.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:15 PM (uLD+u)

263 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?†


Fly Me To The Moon by Beegie Adair Trio

Posted by: Floridachick at February 14, 2020 09:15 PM (IRxbd)

264 I know Alanis Morissette is strange but her song 'you oughta know' is a dark angry favorite of mine I like listening to when I'm in a 'fuck everything' frame of mind

********


Ugly Kid Joe is my go to for those moods.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 14, 2020 09:15 PM (+dsLj)

265 I forgot what I was going to say.
but it was witty.
Posted by: RI Red at February 14, 2020 09:14 PM (4VdFg)


I chorfled appreciatively.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 09:16 PM (t+qrx)

266 264: this x 1000.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:16 PM (KP5rU)

267 I hate myself for loving you

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:16 PM (xUVVX)

268 It just blows my mind that BILLionaires can't figure out how to dress themselves.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2020 08:26 PM (QLPEO)

They don't have to GAF.

Heard a story from a friend of a friend once. Said guy used to work in a Ferrari dealership. He said the one surefire tell that a guy walking through the door couldn't afford a Ferrari was, he had a suit and tie on. Guys who can afford Ferraris wear salmon pink polo shirts, white shorts and flip flops when they're off the clock.

Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:16 PM (U7voe)

269 Love the Trump tweets. This is going to be a fun election season. His war room staff is great.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 09:17 PM (MTxDQ)

270 I'm deeply concerned that someone, somewhere, isn't as big of a cuck as Ace.

Posted by: Allahpundit at February 14, 2020 09:17 PM (86dji)

271 Sinead O'Connor - Nothing compares to you

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:17 PM (xUVVX)

272 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

Metallica -- Battery

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

273 Muskrat Love
Posted by: the otter at February 14, 2020 09:06 PM (Tnijr)

Can you believe that song has been covered twice. Why?

( America and of course Captain and Tennile)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 14, 2020 09:13 PM (2DOZq)

That's three times.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (Vy7tf)

274 can't wait to see trump at daytona. he'll be in his element.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (KP5rU)

275 Love the Trump tweets. This is going to be a fun election season. His war room staff is great.
Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 09:17 PM (MTxDQ)

I hope his Not Letting The Left Steal The Election team is as good as the Twitter mofos.

Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (U7voe)

276 But First You Will Blow Me by The Insane Gibsons

Posted by: monkey at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (CLteG)

277 >>So what's your favorite Valentine's song†

....


Where should I dump this.

The live version.

Posted by: LOL at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (M20vx)

278 Thank you, hogmartin. sometimes I think I'm talking to myself.
Well, most of the time I am.

Posted by: RI Red at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (4VdFg)

279
Laid to Rest by Lamb of God

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (uKj5K)

280 "Women goes to toilet at NZ vegan cafe, finds a satanic sex cult meeting"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)

Doesn't that always happen at vegan cafes?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:19 PM (LxWV7)

281 Tube Snake Boogie

Posted by: ZZ Top at February 14, 2020 09:19 PM (Vy7tf)

282
I know Alanis Morissette is strange but her song 'you oughta know' is a
dark angry favorite of mine I like listening to when I'm in a 'fuck
everything' frame of mind
You might enjoy Rick Beato's dissection of it. If you haven't seen it already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYkM21v4hB0



Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:19 PM (HaL55)

283 Agreed, Vanya.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 09:19 PM (MTxDQ)

284 261

May you never be blessed with a stone.

They say it is the closest a man will ever come to.....Childbirth.

No wonder the ettes demand an Epidural as soon as they hit the hospital doors in labor these days....

Posted by: Nightwatch renal calculi at February 14, 2020 09:20 PM (kFkpX)

285 anything vegan is satanic.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:20 PM (KP5rU)

286 But First You Will Blow Me by The Insane Gibsons
Posted by: monkey at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (CLteG)

Please tell me this exists.

Given the band name, it would sound like it was recorded in a trash can but I would still give it a listen

Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:20 PM (U7voe)

287 I sure wish Pixy would fix at least one or two the things that need fixing with this code. I had to take every single space out of that last comment before the hamsters would allow it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:20 PM (HaL55)

288 "Women goes to toilet at NZ vegan cafe, finds a satanic sex cult meeting"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)

You usually have to pay extra for that.

Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:21 PM (U7voe)

289 285 anything vegan is satanic.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:20 PM (KP5rU)

^This.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:21 PM (NWiLs)

290 I know Alanis Morissette is strange but her song
'you oughta know' is a dark angry favorite of mine I like listening to
when I'm in a 'fuck everything' frame of mind

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 14, 2020 09:15 PM (iTXRQ)

She was a pop star in Canada before she went angry.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 09:21 PM (wdsO9)

291
It starts with "animal rights."

But they whittle you down with rhetoric, and before you know it, you've ranged out to absurd extremes like eating quinoa.

And once you've accepted that, a visit from Old Nick is just around the corner.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:21 PM (uKj5K)

292 Tommy Bolin Alexis

Posted by: klaftern at February 14, 2020 09:21 PM (RuIsu)

293 286 But First You Will Blow Me by The Insane Gibsons
Posted by: monkey at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (CLteG)

Please tell me this exists.

Given the band name, it would sound like it was recorded in a trash can but I would still give it a listen
Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:20 PM (U7voe)

---------

Killer bass line.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 09:22 PM (XVuno)

294 Just a thought:
Do you imagine that Cap'n Bill Kristol prances about on the Lido Deck of the SS Bulwark in a cowboy hat, sumo diaper, and nothing else while "I Touch Myself" plays?


Sweet dreams, all.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:22 PM (uLD+u)

295 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2020 09:21 PM (uKj5K)



How is Vanessa doing?

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 09:22 PM (wdsO9)

296 Samwell - What What

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:22 PM (NWiLs)

297 trump named grand marshal for the 500. will give the command. awesome.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:23 PM (KP5rU)

298 Do you imagine that Cap'n Bill Kristol prances about on the Lido Deck of the SS Bulwark in a cowboy hat, sumo diaper, and nothing else while "I Touch Myself" plays?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:22 PM (uLD+u)

I'd fuck me.

I'd fuck me so hard.

Posted by: 'Buffalo' Bill Kristol at February 14, 2020 09:23 PM (U7voe)

299 272 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

Metallica -- Battery
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

Hank Williams the Third,

You put the Cunt in Country.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 14, 2020 09:23 PM (NgKpN)

300 297 trump named grand marshal for the 500. will give the command. awesome.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:23 PM (KP5rU)

"Gentlemen, start those amazing, beautiful, American-made engines!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

301 Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 09:21 PM (wdsO9)

Angry Alanis is the best.....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:24 PM (EK+jJ)

302 But First You Will Blow Me by The Insane Gibsons
Posted by: monkey at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM

Replace that pickled cocktail onion with an olive to turn the drink just as sane as you and me.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 14, 2020 09:24 PM (COzlW)

303 AOP, chavez, Vanya, Insom: yup, yup, yup, yup.

Well, another Valentine's alone but a slight silver lining. My editor wants me to review a barbecue place for my newest Fast Foodie column. So at least my taste buds will get a little love.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:24 PM (L2ZTs)

304 I sure wish Pixy would fix at least one or two the things that need fixing with this code. I had to take every single space out of that last comment before the hamsters would allow it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:20 PM (HaL55)


Where else would you find a site where you have to fight the text editor to post! Accept the challenge.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:24 PM (BiNEL)

305 290 I know Alanis Morissette is strange but her song
'you oughta know' is a dark angry favorite of mine I like listening to
when I'm in a 'fuck everything' frame of mind

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 14, 2020 09:15 PM (iTXRQ)

She was a pop star in Canada before she went angry.
Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 09:21 PM (wdsO9)

----------------------------------

And before that she was on You Can't Do That On Television.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 14, 2020 09:25 PM (CAJOC)

306 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

Benny Mardones - Into The Night

Beautiful song to sniff hair to
https://youtu.be/4aWhn0Hc8ps

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 14, 2020 09:25 PM (Izzlo)

307 Alanis Morrissette's genius is that she seems to have found that tiny, tiny sweet spot of 'angry female singer' where the anger makes her *interesting,* but not necessarily *scary.*

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)

308 And before that she was on You Can't Do That On Television.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 14, 2020 09:25 PM (CAJOC)

Seriously? I used to watch that when I was a kid.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

309
Posted by: 'Buffalo' Bill Kristol at February 14, 2020 09:23 PM (U7voe)

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:26 PM (xUVVX)

310 Fav song... All That Heaven Will Allow cover by The Mavericks
https://youtu.be/z06IMSuctlQ

Posted by: BluesFish at February 14, 2020 09:26 PM (WQZ1O)

311 Chasten and I prefer to sing hymns to one another on Valentine's Day. I bet that fake poseur Mike Pence doesn't do that with Karen.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 14, 2020 09:26 PM (COzlW)

312 Ewwwwwww

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:27 PM (xUVVX)

313 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)

Jagged little pill was an awesome album

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:27 PM (EK+jJ)

314 Gonna have to go with "The Ball Of Kerrymuir" here.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 09:08 PM


Och, yer a gud man, Laird hogmartin!

Posted by: The Inverness Twenty Four at February 14, 2020 09:27 PM (DMUuz)

315 You put the Cunt in Country.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 14, 2020 09:23 PM (NgKpN)

"How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:27 PM (LxWV7)

316 99 Bottles of Beer -- public domain

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

317 Crotchety, yup.

I know Alanis made enough from that *one* album to never have to work again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)

318 Disabling javascript for acecomments really tidies things up for posting purposes...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (7WaWV)

319 Shake the Devil

Posted by: GT 5.0 at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (ZQISy)

320 Jagged little pill was an awesome album
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:27 PM (EK+jJ)

She has a whiny voice that would peel Teflon off a skillet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (LxWV7)

321 trump named grand marshal for the 500. will give the command. awesome.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

All this winning and fun. There will never be another President like the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (MTxDQ)

322 272 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

Metallica -- Battery
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

Static-X -- Love Dump
It's about exactly what you think it's about. No, I'm not linking, go find it yourself if you're that morbidly curious.

Posted by: 'Buffalo' Bill Kristol at February 14, 2020 09:29 PM (U7voe)

323 Off Kristol sock

Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:29 PM (U7voe)

324 Apparently der Trumpenfuhrer will do a lap at Daytona in his armored limo (The Beast) before the race.

I just want to eavesdrop on one conversation between a couple of sane, not-stupid Dem campaign consultants (I used to know some, wonder if such creatures still exist) talking about Trump's touch with PR. I can only imagine.

Bwahahahaha.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:30 PM (El6T/)

325 Where else would you find a site where you have to fight the text editor to post! Accept the challenge.

Someone needs to drag Pixy and his hamsters into the 20th Century.

Seems to happen the most with EweTewb URLs. And then there's the Wall of Red Text ERROR ERROR DANGER WILL ROBINSON if you dare cut ampersand paste anything from the original post. Then there's...

Is Aussie code upside down and Northern Hemisphere browsers just won't process it? That might 'splain some of the things.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:30 PM (HaL55)

326 Valentine's Day, my loving ex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9iTjVfh558

Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 09:30 PM (wXw18)

327 321
trump named grand marshal for the 500. will give the command. awesome.

Posted by: chavez the hugo



All this winning and fun. There will never be another President like the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (MTxDQ)

He's like Zaphod Beeblebrox, without the third arm.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:31 PM (uLD+u)

328 Apparently der Trumpenfuhrer will do a lap at Daytona in his armored limo (The Beast) before the race.


For Reelz?

Posted by: ALH at February 14, 2020 09:32 PM (xUVVX)

329
Wait, this news is 7 hours old? Did we talk about this?

Lindsay is going to call Comey McCabe Yates Rosenstein among others for Crossfire Hurricane probe?

I guess we don't expect much to come of it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 14, 2020 09:32 PM (13CQC)

330 328: that's the plan. wife saw that too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:32 PM (KP5rU)

331 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:28 PM (LxWV7)

Heh! She does but man, she jams on that album

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:33 PM (EK+jJ)

332
He's like Zaphod Beeblebrox, without the third arm.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:31 PM (uLD+u)


Omg. Yes. Like Zaphod in so many ways! PDT Trump should arrive in a huge luxurious boat.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT)

333 Here's a nice Valentines-appropriate song from Delbert:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=mTZaO4BMfPc

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:33 PM (LxWV7)

334 He's like Zaphod Beeblebrox, without the third arm.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:31 PM (uLD+u)


TRUMP 2024 - Four More Years

Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 09:34 PM (wXw18)

335 What a great collection of favorite Valentine's Day songs, The Horde should do an album

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:34 PM (ONvIw)

336 324
Apparently der Trumpenfuhrer will do a lap at Daytona in his armored limo (The Beast) before the race.



I just want to eavesdrop on one conversation between a couple of
sane, not-stupid Dem campaign consultants (I used to know some, wonder
if such creatures still exist) talking about Trump's touch with PR. I
can only imagine.



Bwahahahaha.





Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:30 PM (El6T/)

If anyone thought they were going to out-spectacular the greatest marketer, salesman, and showman in the USA since the late PT Barnum then they were loopy to the tonsils. The man has a forty year track record of keeping the spotlight on himself in the greatest, ficklest, media market ever imagined - NYC.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:34 PM (uLD+u)

337 Yesss... #NeverTrump #WeAreAllCommunistNow

The Communist Manifesto: A New Path Forward for Principled Conservatives by David French on Sale August 31

Political Polls
@Politics_Polls
8h8 hours ago

#National Democratic Primary, Head-2-Head:

Sanders 54% (+21)
Klobuchar 33%

Sanders 54% (+17)
Buttigieg 37%

Sanders 53% (+15)
Bloomberg 38

Sanders 48% (+4)
Biden 44%

Sanders 44% (+2)
Warren 42%

@YouGovUS/@YahooNews 2/12-13

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 14, 2020 09:34 PM (FBrfY)

338 Bwahahahaha.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:30 PM (El6T/)


I would have loved to see O'Barky try this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:34 PM (BiNEL)

339 People are passing around that guy doing Obama and Trump and he does a pretty good job with the voices but Obama is normal and a good guy and Trump is a freaking lunatic wierdo which sort of betrays his particular attitude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:34 PM (KZzsI)

340 He's like Zaphod Beeblebrox, without the third arm.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:31 PM (uLD+u)

Didn't Zaphod have two heads, as well?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:35 PM (LxWV7)

341 Lots of funny snark and retweets of now-hilarious old tweets surrounding the Avenatti verdict.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:35 PM (El6T/)

342 Another great Valentine's song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxaPj19VnRA

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)

343 Trump taps driver on shoulder

"What's you best lap time?"

Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 09:36 PM (wXw18)

344 >>Jagged little pill was an awesome album

Didn't see that coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)

345 I've been through diamonds

I've been through minks

I've been through it all
(everybody)
LOVE STINKS

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)

346 340 He's like Zaphod Beeblebrox, without the third arm.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:31 PM (uLD+u)

Didn't Zaphod have two heads, as well?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:35 PM (LxWV7)

Is Rosey Grier still alive? Maybe he can sew his head onto Trump's neck

Posted by: josephistan at February 14, 2020 09:37 PM (Izzlo)

347 Valentine's Day, my loving ex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9iTjVfh558
Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 09:30 PM (wXw1


Come on, fellas, can you just please put the maryjane down long enough for us to take a cover pic for your album?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2020 09:37 PM (hku12)

348 Donald Trump is a big U2 fan and then, even more desperately, that John Gutfreund also buys their records.

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at February 14, 2020 09:37 PM (F5A9l)

349 Business Insider: (which never has anything to do with business)

Oracle
billionaire Larry Ellison is holding a fundraiser for Donald Trump,
where supporters can pay $100,000 for a golf outing and photo op with
the president - and some Oracle employees are livid


Billionaire Oracle chairman Larry Ellison is slated to host a fundraiser for President Donald Trump - and his employees are not happy about it.


A group of Oracle employees launched a Change.org petition calling for the event's cancellation, saying, "Ellison's support of Donald Trump does not affirm Oracle's core values of diversity, inclusiveness, and ethical business conduct."




He's the founder of the company. I think he would know what its values are more than some shitheads who work there. And Bloomberg "News" was having the vapors over this all afternoon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 09:38 PM (JXWAw)

350 I can only the imagine a lot of the 'ettes are really like this:

https://tinyurl.com/u58umsr

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:38 PM (EK+jJ)

351 Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2020 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)

I bet you didn't.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:39 PM (EK+jJ)

352 He's like Zaphod Beeblebrox, without the third arm.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:31 PM (uLD+u)




Didn't Zaphod have two heads, as well?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:35 PM (LxWV7)



Yes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 09:39 PM (JXWAw)

353 OK, I'll say it ... the DJT/Obama clip was pretty funny.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at February 14, 2020 09:39 PM (pmRSz)

354 Trump lap at Daytona still rumint at this point, not confirmed.

Blonde M., these days one can only wait/see with things like Lindsey suddenly lurching into some kind of usefulness. Apparently Judiciary will also be trying to get others to testify - including some known/unknown names directly involved in the skullduggery, like the agents who met with Steele, etc.

With the SSCI actually a likely center of sedition - and clearly completely dysfunctional in its oversight role - Judiciary is actually more important than it would be. Grassley and Johnson have been the only sign of life on the GOP side to date, but maybe (I said maybe) Lindsey did have timing issues.

I think Sasse should resign, governor of (.... ? checks ....) Nebraska (!) should appoint Nunes as his replacement.

Don't say I don't bring any ideas to the table.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:40 PM (El6T/)

355 Bernie Sanders pranked by Russians posing as Greta Thunberg

Russian pranksters claim they called U.S. Democratic presidential
candidate Bernie Sanders pretending to be climate activist Greta
Thunberg and offered Thunberg's support to his campaign.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 09:40 PM (JXWAw)

356 Another great Valentine's song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxaPj19VnRA
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)


Me all time favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=674KGKRQBPE

Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2020 09:40 PM (hku12)

357 Omg. Yes. Like Zaphod in so many ways! PDT Trump should arrive in a huge luxurious boat.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT)


Like this?
https://tinyurl.com/ql2c728

It made USCG Boat Station Belle Isle's night!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:40 PM (uLD+u)

358 I hope this isn't true. I mean, its the Daily Mail so you never know

https://preview.tinyurl.com/w3ukt2q

Army REFUSES to investigate Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman despite Donald Trump saying the Pentagon would 'take a look' at officer who was marched out of the White House

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:41 PM (KZzsI)

359 Ellison 4th richest man in. the. world > Bloomberg #14

Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 09:41 PM (wXw18)

360 OK, I installed a Javascript blocker. I'll post another Rick Beato YT link and see what happens.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P-yUOlOC5M

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:41 PM (HaL55)

361 Rick Wilson seen having lunch with Peter Strzok.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yx3hs67g

Posted by: IrishEi at February 14, 2020 09:41 PM (sGotD)

362 >You might enjoy Rick Beato's dissection of it. If you haven't seen it already


that was pretty cool
thanks for the tip

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 14, 2020 09:42 PM (iTXRQ)

363 OK, that worked. Let's try the ampersand test. 5 of those thingys right after this sentence.



&&&&&

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:42 PM (HaL55)

364 BurTC, yup.

I believe the Kinks also have a song with that name.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)

365 ellison has fuck you money. he could fire everybody and start over tomorrow. it's been done. stupid fucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:42 PM (KP5rU)

366 Somebody said Amy Klobuchar looks like the boss from Workaholics.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu

I don't see it. Alice was hawt. Kinda. If you squint.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 14, 2020 09:43 PM (VNfwt)

367 Army REFUSES to investigate Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman despite Donald Trump saying the Pentagon would 'take a look' at officer who was marched out of the White House
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:41 PM (KZzsI)

I've seen this a few places

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:43 PM (ONvIw)

368 That Dem vs Dem poll! Ouch!!

Posted by: Floridachick at February 14, 2020 09:43 PM (gQwFm)

369 I hope this isn't true. I mean, its the Daily Mail so you never know



https://preview.tinyurl.com/w3ukt2q



Army REFUSES to investigate Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman despite
Donald Trump saying the Pentagon would 'take a look' at officer who was
marched out of the White House

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:41 PM (KZzsI)


Unfortunately it's true.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (JXWAw)

370 So Gwyneth Paltrow claims that her hoochie scented candle was a feminist statement: meant to expose the "shame" that surrounds "a woman's private parts."

What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)

371 redsteeze on the twatters has followed the Oracle/fund-raiser fake newz "controversy" from the start, interesting if you are interested in a great example of "journalism" actually being just agitation and coordination of mob activity. Seem to recall Ellison did a thing for Trump last time, too.

Would be nice if Ellison would issue a nukyler smack-down statement, taking on the specific idiotic/orwellian-inverted authoritarian buzzwords used by the dimwits ("diversity" etc). Would be nice if f***ing *ANYBODY* would *ever* do so.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (El6T/)

372 Thanks, ZR-A.


I got my ampersands back! *does Snoopy happy dance*


&&&&&

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (HaL55)

373 357 Omg. Yes. Like Zaphod in so many ways! PDT Trump should arrive in a huge luxurious boat.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT)


Like this?
https://tinyurl.com/ql2c728

It made USCG Boat Station Belle Isle's night!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:40 PM (uLD+u)

I was thinking PDT should show up in the Heart of Gold!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

374 klobuchar looks like a moronic kindergarten teacher who delights in locking little kids in dark closets. probably wears two left shoes. and never washes her hair.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:45 PM (KP5rU)

375 I can only the imagine a lot of the 'ettes are really like this:

https://tinyurl.com/u58umsr
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:38 PM (EK+jJ)


I always liked that one.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 14, 2020 09:45 PM (t+qrx)

376 I only understand about half of what Rick Beato is talking about with the music theory stuff and Pentonic scales and all that but I still learn a lot and enjoy it all. Even with some of the songs he does which are frankly not nearly as good as he thinks they are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (KZzsI)

377 Pdt is a cross between pt Barnum and al cervic. he knows it and it sells.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (9dzlp)

378 Crotchety: that song, and not "Superfreak"??

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)

379 What would happen if PDT tried to register for the NoVaMoMe?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)

380 not I want to be in Daytona tomorrow

Posted by: proof of spoof at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (B+t5k)

381
What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)


Ummmm. No.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (TdMsT)

382 A group of Oracle employees launched a Change.org petition calling for the event's cancellation, saying, "Ellison's support of Donald Trump does not affirm Oracle's core values of diversity, inclusiveness, and ethical business conduct."


Which they intend to prove by excluding all things Trump. Way to go, imbeciles.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (HaL55)

383 What would happen if PDT tried to register for the NoVaMoMe?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)
--------

We would welcome him with open arms, and custom-made name badges for him and Melania.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (/669Q)

384 Unfortunately it's true.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (JXWAw)

Amazing how they get to say Fuck You to the CiC

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (ONvIw)

385 So Gwyneth Paltrow claims that her hoochie scented
candle was a feminist statement: meant to expose the "shame" that
surrounds "a woman's private parts."



What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)

Let me know when she vocally opposes female genital mutilation.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 09:48 PM (wdsO9)

386 What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)


At this point it's legally a public conveyance.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 14, 2020 09:48 PM (2N7oZ)

387 What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?

Nope. In fact, I'm extremely proud of mine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)

388 Apologies to Big Green, but unfortunately it's not at all hard to believe that the outrageous and unprecedented behavior of Vindman will result in zero consequences.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:48 PM (El6T/)

389 383 What would happen if PDT tried to register for the NoVaMoMe?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)
--------

We would welcome him with open arms, and custom-made name badges for him and Melania.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (/669Q)


In that situation, it would be best if everyone was required to wear pants.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:49 PM (TdMsT)

390 Y'know, men get forced to do some dumb shit on Valentine's day
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

This will probably get willowed but Mrs Blutarski and I went to a local Indian Casino to see Bill! Shatner! I figured he'd take some q & a then regale me with his life in Hollywood.

But no. They showed the Wrath of Kahn, which is a good flick, but is two hours long. We left, so I've still not seen Shatner.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 14, 2020 09:49 PM (VNfwt)

391 So what's your favorite Valentine's song?

Let's get drunk and screw.

Ok, back up to read some more.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2020 09:49 PM (98S4t)

392 387 What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?

Nope. In fact, I'm extremely proud of mine.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)


JEWELLS!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:49 PM (TdMsT)

393 BurTC, yup.

I believe the Kinks also have a song with that name.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)


Hmmm, not sure. Maybe a similar name?

Incidentally, there are quite a few goth kids of recent birth who seem to have discovered Joy Division, so it's kind of a thing for the Kool Kidz to rag on JD.

As if they have any idea what they're talking about.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2020 09:49 PM (hku12)

394 What would happen if PDT tried to register for the NoVaMoMe?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)

He would go, but be very bored because the Secret Service would bar anyone who posts on this site from going.

Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (U7voe)

395 Let me know when she vocally opposes female genital mutilation.

yeah, really. Not that she can spell mutilation without spellcheck.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (KZzsI)

396 I'm the one who is ashamed in this relationship.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrows Hooha at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (9dzlp)

397 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)

Check out Lords of Acid: https://youtu.be/l435Y12jw4o

That's some great shit. I'mm not gonna say who I could imagine doing this....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (EK+jJ)

398 We would welcome him with open arms, and custom-made name badges for him and Melania.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (/669Q)

He would have to be a surprise guest, and I expect the necessary security would make things very awkward for the 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (LxWV7)

399 388 Apologies to Big Green, but unfortunately it's not at all hard to believe that the outrageous and unprecedented behavior of Vindman will result in zero consequences.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 14, 2020 09:48 PM (El6T/)

The day after he wins re-election he should throw McCarthy's career in the woodchipper

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (ONvIw)

400 Nope. In fact, I'm extremely proud of mine.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February


That is weird

Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (HALdu)

401 I only understand about half of what Rick Beato is talking about with the music theory stuff and Pentonic scales and all that but I still learn a lot and enjoy it all. Even with some of the songs he does which are frankly not nearly as good as he thinks they are.


Same here. I think some of his WMTSG vids are more of an academic exercise than anything else. I found his site when Ace put him in the sidebar once. Thanks, boss, or whoever did that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (HaL55)

402 370 So Gwyneth Paltrow claims that her hoochie scented candle was a feminist statement: meant to expose the "shame" that surrounds "a woman's private parts."

What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)

Same stupid bullshit as "menstrual shaming." Guess what - nobody gives a shit. Just don't bleed all over the fucking place or flush your pads down the toilet and wreck the plumbing. Not too much to ask.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:51 PM (NWiLs)

403 i don't communicate with women on paltrows retarded ramblings. the women i know have more class and are smarter than to fall for that bullshit. paltrow should go horsefuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:51 PM (KP5rU)

404 I was thinking PDT should show up in the Heart of Gold!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

With the insufferable smug and pleasant doors?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 09:51 PM (9Om/r)

405 387 What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?

Nope. In fact, I'm extremely proud of mine.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)

I'm sure the sequins and glitter job you've done is without equal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:52 PM (NWiLs)

406 403 i don't communicate with women on paltrows retarded ramblings. the women i know have more class and are smarter than to fall for that bullshit. paltrow should go horsefuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:51 PM (KP5rU)


I just love you, Chavez.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

407 377
Pdt is a cross between pt Barnum and al cervic. he knows it and it sells.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (9dzlp)

A forty year track record of tops in sales in the toughest market on earth should give everyone an idea that this isn't a fluke or dumb luck. The smart people are being quiet, watching closely, taking notes, and practicing. And I think the few Twitter shots that have been done by Republicans (I've seen them here or at Insty - I don't have detailed lists) such as Ted Cruz indicate to me that they get the hint - the laughing scamp has more followers than the sourpuss Miss Grundy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 09:52 PM (uLD+u)

408 Ok, this is hilarious-

https://tinyurl.com/wcnskbg

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 14, 2020 09:52 PM (8k7U7)

409 That is weird
Posted by: not so at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (HALdu)

Obligatory NSFW:

Rodney Carrington-- Dear Penis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIoy_DFIe3Y

Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:52 PM (U7voe)

410 flush your pads down the toilet and wreck the plumbing.

As Frank Zappa (PBUH) says, "never flush a tampoon"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (KZzsI)

411 We would welcome him with open arms, and custom-made name badges for him and Melania.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (/669Q)


And not a word of the event would ever be made public!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (BiNEL)

412 So Gwyneth Paltrow claims that her hoochie scented candle was a feminist statement: meant to expose the "shame" that surrounds "a woman's private parts."

What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)


Many who should, don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (hku12)

413 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P-yUOlOC5M

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:41 PM



And there you go... Nicely formatted and everything... You can even do html tricks now, too!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (7WaWV)

414 back at you, ladyl!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (KP5rU)

415 That is weird

Just proud to be a woman and not ashamed of my hoo ha. It was an intregal part of giving birth to my 3 beautiful children. So... yeah kind of proud of it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (dUJdY)

416 397 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)

Check out Lords of Acid: https://youtu.be/l435Y12jw4o

That's some great shit. I'mm not gonna say who I could imagine doing this....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (EK+jJ)

Used to listen to LoA all the time back in the day. Pretty sure I have a couple of their CDs around here somewhere.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (NWiLs)

417 And not a word of the event would ever be made public!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (BiNEL)
--------

Omerta.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (/669Q)

418 {{Ladyl}} how are ya my dear?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:54 PM (dUJdY)

419 With the insufferable smug and pleasant doors?

You need them to balance out Marvin's depression

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:54 PM (KZzsI)

420 COJ, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2020 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)

421 Same stupid bullshit as "menstrual shaming." Guess
what - nobody gives a shit. Just don't bleed all over the fucking place
or flush your pads down the toilet and wreck the plumbing. Not too much
to ask.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:51 PM (NWiLs)


How did zappa say it?

Well the toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
the plumber he said never flush a tampooon
this great information cost me half a week's pay
and the toilet blew up later on the next day

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 09:54 PM (9Om/r)

422 >paltrow should go horsefuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


that's how you get ashamed of your vajujubee

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 14, 2020 09:54 PM (iTXRQ)

423 We would welcome him with open arms, and custom-made 24K goldname badges for him and Melania.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (/669Q)


FIXT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:54 PM (BiNEL)

424 394 What would happen if PDT tried to register for the NoVaMoMe?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)

He would go, but be very bored because the Secret Service would bar anyone who posts on this site from going.
Posted by: Vanya at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (U7voe)

Great people. GREAT people.

Sorry secret service made all of you take off your pants...

*listens*

Well, that's weird.

That little fellah in the back looks very happy to see Melania. That's ok. Happens all the time.

-Donny Two-Scoops

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 09:55 PM (cAKts)

425
With the insufferable smug and pleasant doors?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 09:51 PM (9Om/r)


That are always so pleased to open for you!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:55 PM (TdMsT)

426 403 i don't communicate with women on paltrows retarded ramblings. the women i know have more class and are smarter than to fall for that bullshit. paltrow should go horsefuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:51 PM (KP5rU)

"Horsefucking for Vaginal Health" will be her next post on Goop.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

427 those are all funny
but airbnb obama and trump are the funniest

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 14, 2020 09:55 PM (G546f)

428 What shame?? Ladies, do you feel shame about your hoo-ha?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)

Let me know when she vocally opposes female genital mutilation.
Posted by: Vendette

These people are becoming tiresome. It get so old and they act like juveniles.

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 09:55 PM (MTxDQ)

429 And there you go... Nicely formatted and everything... You can even do html tricks now, too!


I've been posting here so long, I've forgotten them all.


The comment box looks different. All the little buttons across the top (you know, the ones that don't work either) are now gone.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:56 PM (HaL55)

430 >We would welcome him with open arms, and custom-made 24K goldname badges for him and Melania.


elegant, luxurious, and bursting with class

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 14, 2020 09:56 PM (iTXRQ)

431 418 {{Ladyl}} how are ya my dear?
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:54 PM (dUJdY)


I'm pretty darned good!

How about you?

Please come to the Mome with me!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:56 PM (TdMsT)

432 And not a word of the event would ever be made public!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (BiNEL)

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Omerta.



Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (/669Q)


How many are registered so far?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (9Om/r)

433 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:53 PM (NWiLs)

I have a few of their tunes on my golf playlist. Never fails to turn heads and get a laugh when I'm waiting on the tee box.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (EK+jJ)

434 Sorry the lady... Bluebell, was it? Was not allowed in. The great Secret Service guys are touchy about weapons. They stopped her and said she could not come in after five mins of her putting shivs on the table.

-Donny Two Scoops

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (cAKts)

435 Funny, either I've already done this myself, and Youtube remembers, or there's some algorithm that is finding my personal favorite songs and putting them in the recommended slot.

Next up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvDuATZCY8I

And then:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH0NQzXlzyQ

Posted by: BurtTC at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (hku12)

436 429 And there you go... Nicely formatted and everything... You can even do html tricks now, too!


I've been posting here so long, I've forgotten them all.


The comment box looks different. All the little buttons across the top (you know, the ones that don't work either) are now gone.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 09:56 PM (HaL55)

There were a few...incidents.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (NWiLs)

437 Seems Vindman skates today too. Media talks about how his going to Army War College means he's a rising star.

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (ONvIw)

438 Every single woman I know either thinks Gwyneth Paltrow is a disgusting lunatic or doesn't even know about her, but would agree with that analysis if they did.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (KZzsI)

439 Gwyneth Paltrow's brain is afficted with some kind of plant disease
from the ficus to Weinstein to her

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (G546f)

440 Working on it Ladyl.. I promise!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (dUJdY)

441 first thing we have to find a blind horse with no sense of smell. otherwise, epic fail.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (KP5rU)

442 He would have to be a surprise guest, and I expect the necessary security would make things very awkward for the 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 09:50 PM (LxWV7)


Hey now, Ace his own self once showed up for a NoVAMoMee and we handled it just fine!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (BiNEL)

443 383 What would happen if PDT tried to register for the NoVaMoMe?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)
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Pretty sure I'd faint.

Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (MVjcR)

444 I can't wait to meet you, Ladyl.

Jewells, please see if you can make it. I'd be honored to meet you too!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (PkVlr)

445 440 Working on it Ladyl.. I promise!
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (dUJdY)


I will do anything I ca to help!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:59 PM (TdMsT)

446
these days one can only wait/see with things like Lindsey suddenly lurching into some kind of usefulness. Apparently Judiciary will also be trying to get others to testify - including some known/unknown names directly involved in the skullduggery, like the agents who met with Steele, etc.

With the SSCI actually a likely center of sedition - and clearly completely dysfunctional in its oversight role - Judiciary is actually more important than it would be. Grassley and Johnson have been the only sign of life on the GOP side to date, but maybe (I said maybe) Lindsey did have timing issues.

Posted by: rhomboid

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Has there been a consequential Senate hearing since Iran-Contra?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 14, 2020 09:59 PM (13CQC)

447 444 I can't wait to meet you, Ladyl.

Jewells, please see if you can make it. I'd be honored to meet you too!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (PkVlr)


Nurse! I can't wait to meet you!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:59 PM (TdMsT)

448 Brad Pitt: "Oh God, what's in the box!! What's in the box??!!"
Gwynnie's severed head: "Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow! You've probably heard about my health and lifestyle website Goop!"
Brad Pitt: *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:00 PM (NWiLs)

449 The Vindemann thing isn't over, Trump can order an investigation and court martial if he chooses (like he had to straighten out the Navy last year).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 14, 2020 10:00 PM (KZzsI)

450 I've attended every NoVaMoMee.



I'm fond of nurses. My mom is a retired nurse.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:00 PM (wdsO9)

451 Hey now, Ace his own self once showed up for a NoVAMoMee and we handled it just fine!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 09:58 PM (BiNEL)

But DJT has the United States Secret Service. Ace just has the Ewok Legion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 10:00 PM (LxWV7)

452 Seems Vindman skates today too. Media talks about how his going to Army War College means he's a rising star.

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (ONvIw)


Well, at least we can be happy there is no command influence anymore!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (BiNEL)

453 Registration is around 75 now, I think.

Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (MVjcR)

454 Sounds like the NoVaMoMe is going to be lit AF!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)

455 Seems Vindman skates today too. Media talks about how his going to Army War College means he's a rising star.

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (ONvIw)


I'm told there will be sausages. Lot and lots of sausages.

Posted by: Lt Col Vindman at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (2N7oZ)

456 Meter this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKNZqM0d-xo

Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (wXw18)

457 Has there been a consequential Senate hearing since Iran-Contra?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 14, 2020 09:59 PM (13CQC)


Wouldn't that require a consequential Senator?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (BiNEL)

458 437
Seems Vindman skates today too. Media talks about how his going to Army War College means he's a rising star.

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 09:57 PM (ONvIw)

A rising star? At his age? He'll be retired out in a year or two. He's being parked out of the way where he can't do anything or effect anyone.

Rising stars are sent to the War College before they are Lt. Colonels. Early after promotion to major yes, not late after promotion to Lt. Col. and already served at the White House.
That is my read.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (uLD+u)

459 Just proud to be a woman and not ashamed of my hoo ha. It was an intregal part of giving birth to my 3 beautiful children. So... yeah kind of proud of it.


"Because only Spartan women give birth to real men..."


I luv the look Leonidas give to Xerxes' messenger. You know he's thinking, "You dumbass..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 14, 2020 10:03 PM (HaL55)

460 Did a number old previous posts just get nuked?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 10:03 PM (LxWV7)

461 A rising star? At his age? He'll be retired out in a
year or two. He's being parked out of the way where he can't do
anything or effect anyone.

Rising stars are sent to the War
College before they are Lt. Colonels. Early after promotion to major
yes, not late after promotion to Lt. Col. and already served at the
White House.
That is my read.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (uLD+u)

I agree with this.

Posted by: Vendette at February 14, 2020 10:03 PM (wdsO9)

462 Registration is around 75 now, I think.

Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (MVjcR)


Holy shit. Thats not a meetup, its a frigging convention. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 10:03 PM (9Om/r)

463 Sounds like the NoVaMoMe is going to be lit AF!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)


By definition, and only surpassed by Ben Had's tiny little event in Texas!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (BiNEL)

464 Sounds like the NoVaMoMe is going to be lit AF!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)


I won't be wearing any pants under my robe!

Posted by: Ralph Northam at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (2N7oZ)

465 Ok, this is hilarious-

https://tinyurl.com/wcnskbg
Posted by: WeBoned! at February 14, 2020 09:52 PM (8k7U7)

Snort worthy!

Posted by: Infidel at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (MTxDQ)

466 462 Registration is around 75 now, I think.

Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (MVjcR)


Holy shit. Thats not a meetup, its a frigging convention. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 10:03 PM (9Om/r)
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Yeah! I'm scairt!

Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (MVjcR)

467 I expect this MoMe to be like the time some Morons infiltrated Trump's inaugural parade a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 14, 2020 10:05 PM (98S4t)

468 Rising stars are sent to the War College before they are Lt. Colonels. Early after promotion to major yes, not late after promotion to Lt. Col. and already served at the White House.
That is my read.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (uLD+u)

Even the War College needs bad examples.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 10:05 PM (LxWV7)

469 Posted by: nurse ratched

Nurse, please tell me you are going to "the" NoVAMoMee!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:06 PM (BiNEL)

470 Sounds like the NoVaMoMe is going to be lit AF!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 14, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)



By definition, and only surpassed by Ben Had's tiny little event in Texas!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (BiNEL)

It would only be better if I could attend.

Posted by: Conor T. Hrothgar, Esq. at February 14, 2020 10:06 PM (wdsO9)

471 ONT!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

472 Yeah! I'm scairt!

Posted by: Weasel at February 14, 2020 10:04 PM (MVjcR)

I'm sensing possible emergency booze resupply.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (9Om/r)

473 360 OK, I installed a Javascript blocker. I'll post another Rick Beato YT link and see what happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P-yUOlOC5M

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness


It's interesting the way he dissects the structures of a song. It helps to hear others more completely.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 10:07 PM (wXw18)

474 Even the War College needs bad examples.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2020 10:05 PM (LxWV7)


Even the War College needs REMFs to serve as examples to officers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 14, 2020 10:08 PM (BiNEL)

475 One of the SUVs in our group broke down. The agents said it was a bad wheel bearing.

This guy in a Studebaker truck stopped. Asked for a paperclip and a piece of chewing gum.

Fixed it right there by the side of the road. Amazing. Good as new.

Said his name was Alberta Oil Peon. Weird name.
-Donny Two Scoops

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 14, 2020 10:09 PM (cAKts)

476 Rising stars are sent to the War College before they are Lt. Colonels. Early after promotion to major yes, not late after promotion to Lt. Col. and already served at the White House.
That is my read.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 14, 2020 10:02 PM (uLD+u)


So, training accident?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 14, 2020 10:10 PM (wXw18)

477 This guy in a Studebaker truck stopped. Asked for a paperclip and a piece of chewing gum.

Fixed it right there by the side of the road. Amazing. Good as new.

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Like a T-34 then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 14, 2020 10:15 PM (XVuno)

478 I am a moron and this is my wife
She's frosting a cake with a paper knife

Posted by: klaftern at February 14, 2020 10:21 PM (RuIsu)

479 467; I read it is for Lt Colonels and Colonels. Libs in the Army want to promote this schmuck

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 10:24 PM (HkXkg)

480 https://www.armywarcollege.edu/programs/mel_1.cfm

Posted by: CN at February 14, 2020 10:27 PM (HkXkg)

481 389 383 What would happen if PDT tried to register for the NoVaMoMe?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 14, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)
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We would welcome him with open arms, and custom-made name badges for him and Melania.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 14, 2020 09:47 PM (/669Q)


In that situation, it would be best if everyone was required to wear pants.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 14, 2020 09:49 PM (TdMsT)


Don't count on it.

Mid '80s, Ft Hunter Liggett, our plt was bathing at a stream. Been out in the boonies for a couple of weeks, so we really needed to do this, and we had very little time to do this.

A UH-60 overflies, circles, then lands close enough to shower us with sticks and stones. Out jumps Gen Harrison, 2 star type, 7th Infantry Division, Commanding.

As he trots over towards us, there is a mad scramble to get presentable. Many ended up just holding trouser up in front of them.

So, mostly nekkid plt, at attention and presenting arms and "Wild Bill" thunders "Why're you all so shy!?!?"

So, yeah, ain't puttin' pants back on. Hah!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 14, 2020 10:31 PM (di1hb)

482 Weasel, Virginia? Virginia?! You mean snow country??

I went off and Watched Milo Y's show, Friday Night's All Right. He had a DATING show tonight. For heteros.

And Bunker in the Burbs, me, too, north of Atlanta.

And I hear the other person, attahced, married, single show up. But why can't we do things our OWN way??!! Really!

Posted by: Lost In Space at February 14, 2020 10:39 PM (Kpbco)

483 Congrats to my President this Presidential day, you broke them and it glorious. Hugs Melania.

Posted by: Summer of Love at February 15, 2020 01:39 AM (FJrl0)

484 WAFWOT.

why do i fing bother?


another "wonderful" VD...

i need some Agent Orange to treat the area

or an Arc Light.

FMR

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 15, 2020 03:54 AM (MmMhO)

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