Eric Swallowall to Collusion Truther Jake Tapper: Yes, We Might Well Impeach Trump Again Over Barr's Overruling of Mueller's Rogue Prosecutors

Via Redstate.

And this isn't just any old Democrat saying this -- this is Eric Swallowall, former Democrat presidential candidate.

(I mean, he was. Technically.)

Posted by: Ace at 03:15 PM




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1 st?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:16 PM (I2dne)

2 st

Posted by: RUReadingthis at February 13, 2020 03:16 PM (aQ25I)

3 Corgis called.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 13, 2020 03:16 PM (nNEcr)

4 Fresh

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 03:16 PM (veJcn)

5 A second mouthful.

Posted by: Ishmael at February 13, 2020 03:16 PM (Vy7tf)

6 sooooooooooo close

Posted by: RUReadingthis at February 13, 2020 03:16 PM (aQ25I)

7 They say this with straight faces....

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (vEIlU)

8 Go for it, I would love to see their reactions when Trump's polls hit 60%.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (nNEcr)

9 Do. It. I'm begging you, Swallowswell. Do. It.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (XN+hF)

10 Corgis called.

I just had to say it.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (j42ZK)

11 How dare Trump run his own Justice Department, let alone his own NSC. Impeach!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (gd9RK)

12 When the Swallows return to Capistrano.....

Posted by: Ishmael at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (Vy7tf)

13 Impeachment 2: Because the last time was such a stirring success.

Has mitt announced his vote already yet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (cAKts)

14 We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him

Fooking liar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (I2dne)

15 toot - toot

Posted by: RUReadingthis at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (aQ25I)

16 Might as well vote to impeach.

We got nothing else.

Posted by: rd at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (+0uDE)

17 That's Eric Fartswell Nuke 'Em.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

18 Nuke 'em likes talking big. Don't think he knows shit, but Pelosi has floated another round of impeachment.

Posted by: Someguy at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (YVvSQ)

19 Do it, fart bandit.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)

20 14 We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him

Fooking liar.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (I2dne)


No, he's not lying. They wake up in the afternoon wanting to impeach him.

Totally different.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (pmpob)

21 Corgis called.

I just had to say it.
--
But did you actually? Or are you just saying it?

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (veJcn)

22 Poor Eric... fighting, still, to be relevant.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (w9UC1)

23 12 When the Swallows return to Capistrano.....
Posted by: Ishmael at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (Vy7tf)

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African or European? Laden or unladen?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (CAJOC)

24 Something tells me Willard Romney supports this idea as well. Fucking Vichy traitor.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (j42ZK)

25 We're not going to take our options off the table. (FAAART) We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him...(FAAAARTT)but we're not going to let him torch this democracy...(FAAAAARRRRT)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (XN+hF)

26 My response is: "Do it. Do it. Please, God, grant me this wish that they try impeaching over this, the theory that the employees of the DOJ do not have to take orders from the Attorney General, or that the President is not the AG's boss. Do It!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (hLRSq)

27 So, Eric wants to cement Trump's landslide in November. Well played, Communists. Well played.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (90T4r)

28 Martha McCallum is going to be pissed that Eric is cheating on her with Tapper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

29 willowed

repost


Trump's campaign needs to do a Groundhog Chuck ad.

How Bloomberg kills groundhogs. Hates Spring.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (vEIlU)

30 LOL, garbage gets up and talks, tries to look like a human !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (zlgJP)

31 Jake's face in that picture looks like he is about to pass out by the silent-but-deadly farts that Swallowswell is passing.

Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (oiNtH)

32 Mitt Rombley is a fvcking disgrace.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (XN+hF)

33 Eric Swallwell walks into a ...BARROOM!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (m45I2)

34 I don't think you win any points if you were predicting that they would try another shampeachment.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (xptlg)

35 "We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him."

Hilariously untrue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (WI7YS)

36 21 Corgis called.

I just had to say it.
--
But did you actually? Or are you just saying it?
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (veJcn)

--------------------------------

Saying it without doing it means a night in the box...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (CAJOC)

37 He better not let that torch get too close to his backside.

Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (G0vdT)

38 He will fart in Trump's general direction.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (JRaU+)

39 33 Eric Swallwell walks into a ...BARROOM!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (m45I2)

So, he is an Ent.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (90T4r)

40 I had been saying for a while that Trump should have just fired people like Mueller and got this impeachment business over with his first 2 years in office.

Republicans would have done so much better in 2018 had Trump already had a bullshit impeachment and this cloud hanging over Trump was constantly hamstringing him on how he could handle personnel.

Trump really is bulletproof now.

Posted by: Blago at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (sjTfF)

41 Doesn't Jerry the hutt Nadler still owe the Republicans a minority witness day?

Posted by: rd at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (+0uDE)

42 You do that, Eric. I'll be measuring the drapes in the Speaker's office.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (sWM8x)

43 It isn't just him, I see the narrative starting on the left already. Schumer and Pelosi are both talking about how "dangerous" this is. I don't know if they got their cue from the media or the media got it from them.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (4thlk)

44 Jake certainly does the, "I'm a serious dude asking serious questions of a serious person about a serious subject" look quite well, doesn't he?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (QyoQ9)

45 Better hold your nose, sounds like Eric's about to go Nuclear.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (ovHX/)

46
The prosecutors didnt follow their own sentencing guideline and lied about it.

Do ANY of these fucks even have a clue as to whats really happening in their areas of oversight??


Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

47 We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him any more than I dream of nuking the midwest if those rubes dare disagree with my firearm policies.
++++++
Fixed it for him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (I2dne)

48 On my word as a Swalwell and a jerkoff.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (4a9Vv)

49
How Bloomberg kills groundhogs. Hates Spring.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (vEIlU)

Bloomy might not like groundhogs, but it was actually De Blasio that either dropped or killed one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (WI7YS)

50 Clearing the swamp is a multi-generational job with so many swamp creatures continuously seeping in.

Posted by: iandeal at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (vgGyZ)

51 44 Jake certainly does the, "I'm a serious dude asking serious questions of a serious person about a serious subject" look quite well, doesn't he?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (QyoQ9)


He looks constipated to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (pmpob)

52 35 "We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him."

Hilariously untrue.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (WI7YS

...because they lay awake in bed at night thinking about it.

Posted by: Ishmael at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (Vy7tf)

53 Commie DeBlasio kilt the groundhog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (UCubL)

54 sorry; 49 was for the thread below.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (WI7YS)

55 Bloomy might not like groundhogs, but it was actually De Blasio that either dropped or killed one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (WI7YS)


Yep. Bloomberg could drop an egg and not have it break.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (pmpob)

56 Impeachment 2 : It'll be different, this time!

(It's not different at all, is it, Steve?)

Posted by: Allie at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (UnA8+)

57 Pull my finger.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

58 It's not an official impeachment threat unless he farts, live on camera.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (cF8AT)

59 I've said it before and I will say it again - I wish Trump were a quarter of the "fascist" and "dictator" these pampered, spoilt, out-of-touch bought-and-paid-for communist felchers pretend he is.

I find myself wanting assholes like Swallow given not just Nacht und Nebel treatment, but full-on, balls-to-the-wall Roland Frielser Plotzensee Prison treatment.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (Ki5SV)

60 It isn't just him, I see the narrative starting on the left already. Schumer and Pelosi are both talking about how "dangerous" this is. I don't know if they got their cue from the media or the media got it from them.
Posted by: lowandslow


Investigate. Please.
Let's find out about judge malfeasance, hinky jury shit and the rest.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (S9U/P)

61 "We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him."

I rate this as true as Mutt Romenemy's "I had to think long and hard about it and I really, really, really didn't want to do it but God made me."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (XN+hF)

62 "Impeachment is a solemn and serious occasion, not one for levity or to be entered into lightly - OMG! Trump tried to give an order to an executive branch employee! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

63 We don't WANT to impeach Trump, but we have to. Because *looks around* reasons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

64 This is how you get more Trump.

And more Trump.

And more Trump until the office of "President" is renamed "Trump"

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (Izzlo)

65
People like Eric Swallowell are the reason I am beginning to think CW2.0 could actually be a thing someday.

When actual elected leaders not just lie like a rug, but even deny basic reality of facts like he does now for about 3 years, all bets are off.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (sy5kK)

66 >>> but we're not going to let him torch this democracy...

Is this just red meat for the commoners or do these people believe their own gasbaggery? Ego much?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (xptlg)

67 Peach-Mint before the election would probably get dismissed. No, dont get me wrong, not for any Constitutional reason.

It would be because Senators would not want to sit in the chamber, which they would be required to do, rather than ensure reelection or raise copious funds.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (JRaU+)

68 "We Might Well Impeach Trump Again..."

Did not see that coming.

Posted by: No One Ever at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (6eEQ+)

69 We don't wake up in the morning thinking we will fart in the middle of a live TV monologue.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (/tuDa)

70 Is Rita Rudner the comedienne Ace knows? I remember eons ago him talking about knowing a comic who was fairly well known back in the day.

I say back in the day because I can't remember seeing Rudner in anything since the 1980s or very early 1990s.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (j3npP)

71 "We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him."
.........

Why not? It's the only thing that gives you a boner.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

72 They will be in constant impeachment mode until what, 2025? Or until they cheat enough to get the next Democrat: a black/latino muslim lesbian female*- elected president.

*basically, female obama

Posted by: shibumi... Ohio redneck in training at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (ZCiJZ)

73 whoa, somebody been eating goat?

Posted by: X at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (OJXeH)

74 He looks constipated to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (pmpob)
---------------

Distinction without a difference when it comes to old Fake Jake, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (QyoQ9)

75 If we don't impeach him, we'll be left with no choice but to nuke Mar-A-Lago

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (ptqGC)

76 43
It isn't just him, I see the narrative starting on the left already.
Schumer and Pelosi are both talking about how "dangerous" this is. I
don't know if they got their cue from the media or the media got it from
them.


Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (4thlk)

That's their next move. Barr shut down Mueller, and it failed spectacularly. Trump's perfect call turned out for him perfectly.

It is transparent. That's all they have.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (1CjJc)

77 They don't wake up wanting to impeach but they go to sleep wanting to impeach him.

It's very complicated. You're probably too dumb to understand it.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (JE/4H)

78 We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him...

Bullshit. You're a fucking liar who fucking lies.

...but we're not going to let him torch this democracy...

Not a fucking "democracy", cunt.

Posted by: DocJ at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (77WPm)

79 I spent a long, agonizing night in the garden, praying that God would let this bitter impeachment cup pass from me.

Posted by: Milt Rombley Playing Pocket Pool at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (sWM8x)

80 Is it my eyes or do those two look strikingly similar? Maybe it's just the sadz on their faces.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (vkS2Z)

81 When Eric Swallowswell tweets is it called a "toot"?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (so+oy)

82 I've said it before and I will say it again - I wish Trump were a quarter of the "fascist" and "dictator" these pampered, spoilt, out-of-touch bought-and-paid-for communist felchers pretend he is.

I find myself wanting assholes like Swallow given not just Nacht und Nebel treatment, but full-on, balls-to-the-wall Roland Frielser Plotzensee Prison treatment.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Just start shooting them where they are found. Mach schnell.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (S9U/P)

83 69 We don't wake up in the morning thinking we will fart in the middle of a live TV monologue.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (/tuDa)

When he is interviewed now, I notice candles and Febreze on the interviewer's desk.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (90T4r)

84 67 Peach-Mint before the election would probably get dismissed. No, dont get me wrong, not for any Constitutional reason.

It would be because Senators would not want to sit in the chamber, which they would be required to do, rather than ensure reelection or raise copious funds.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (JRaU+)

I agree completely - McConnell let Pelosi hijack 2 full weeks of of his valuable Senate time, he's not going to let her have any more in an election year. I think McConnell has got 52 votes for immediate dismissal of anything the House sends over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (Kpl3J)

85 68
"We Might Well Impeach Trump Again..."



Did not see that coming.

Posted by: No One Ever at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (6eEQ+)

Dems 2020: If we don't impeach him, he might win.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (1CjJc)

86 Malig-Nancy says no to impeaching Barr. Maybe she won't have to touch the flame again to learn that it's hot. And maybe not. Either way, it's clear that Pelosi is in Putin's pocket.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (+y/Ru)

87 Bloomy might not like groundhogs, but it was actually De Blasio that either dropped or killed one.


I know he didn't kill the groundhog, I just want to make him go on TV and deny it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (gd9RK)

88 > I rate this as true as Mutt Romenemy's "I had to think long and hard about it and I really, really, really didn't want to do it but God made me."

As a Mormon, that line really, really pissed me off.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (PUl+e)

89 If Swallwell did not exist we'd have to make him up as the perfect object for scorn and mocking.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (tkNkP)

90 40 I had been saying for a while that Trump should have just fired people like Mueller and got this impeachment business over with his first 2 years in office.

Republicans would have done so much better in 2018 had Trump already had a bullshit impeachment and this cloud hanging over Trump was constantly hamstringing him on how he could handle personnel.

Trump really is bulletproof now.
Posted by: Blago at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (sjTfF)

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Nope. Firing Mueller would have given the sackless RINOs in the Senate enough reason to nobly vote for Impeachment. Maybe not enough to reach 2/3rds, but enough to really weaken Trump and prevent the USMCA, the China trade deal, and being able to use defense dollars for building the wall.

Who knows, the Senate Democrats might have gottten 2/3rds plus one too?

Posted by: rd at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (+0uDE)

91 "We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him."

Beachfront property! Get your lovely Arizona beachfront property here!

Posted by: Dr. T at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (2PXwn)

92 ...but we're not going to let him torch this democracy...

Not a fucking "democracy", cunt.
Posted by: DocJ


Remember, democrats project.

Obola already torched the Republic.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (S9U/P)

93 Dems 2020: If we don't impeach him, he might win.


Yep. The only way to stop him is to impeach him in their minds.

Posted by: shibumi... Ohio redneck in training at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (ZCiJZ)

94 People like Eric Swallowell are the reason I am beginning to think CW2.0 could actually be a thing someday.

When actual elected leaders not just lie like a rug, but even deny basic reality of facts like he does now for about 3 years, all bets are off.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (sy5kK)
--------------

Remember, this is the guy who mentioned using nuclear weapons on American citizens.

This guy is not only stupid, he's dangerously stupid.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (QyoQ9)

95 So FNM radio version said Roger Stone was convicted of perjury/lying to FBI or congress *and* witness tampering. Seriously, how did they manufacture witness tampering? I get that talking to the FBI leaves you open to mixing up a date or something, but I just cannot see Roger Stone as threatening a witness nor having deep enough pockets to buy anyone, so did they charge witness tampering for talking to friends "you remember this the same way don't you?" This deep state persecution of folks that dared to support Trump is scary and depressing.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (cDw3P)

96 When Eric Swallowswell tweets is it called a "toot"?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM


A twat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (ejd/p)

97 53 Commie DeBlasio kilt the groundhog.

Lang may yer lum reek!

Posted by: Highland Groundhog at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (Vy7tf)

98 you do realize that if Bernie becomes president but the Repubs still control the House, they will almost certainly begin to impeach him... maybe when he signs that nucular nonperliferation treaty with the Martians.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (4a9Vv)

99 Ahh,

Bloomberg just got bit by the groundhog. Didn't drop him, but ruined his leather gloves.

Mayor Bloomberg has faced some tough opponents since taking office, but none have bitten him up until now. During the Groundhog's Day ceremony in Staten Island yesterday, Charles G. Hogg bit the Mayor and ruined a very nice pair of leather gloves. Bloomberg was trying to lure the critter out from his hiding place with an ear of corn when the furry fiend went for the finger. (Video...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)

100
Leftovers:

Oh boy, over at DM they have an article showing some of the "diverse" models for Sports Illustrated newest swimsuit edition.

It's...um...something.
Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 03:06 PM (G0vdT)
..........

Ugly is the new beautiful.
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (v0R5T)



I had top laugh the other day, when the lovely and delightful Mrs naturalfake were walking through the mall, and passed an advertisement for women's clothing with a rather heavy, tattooed model.

She suddenly blurted out, "I am so tired of seeing ugly models. Who wants to see that?'


When you've lost the women for women's clothing, who are you advertising for?


Who will advertise for the advertisers? -

Stuff Juvenal Said, Volume XXI

Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (9wmyx)

101 I'd love to be a fly on the wall during Trump's meeting with Gov. Cuomo today. In a tweet, PDT also told the Governor not to bring Fredo! Master scalp-weasel troll level.


Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (oiNtH)

102 Full throttle......the last time it worked out so well for them.

Posted by: cccp3o at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (wsxRs)

103 Swalwell: "We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him..."

Then, suddenly, a flash and thunderous blast was witnessed by all as the representative turned to charcoal.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (6eEQ+)

104 70 Is Rita Rudner the comedienne Ace knows? I remember eons ago him talking about knowing a comic who was fairly well known back in the day.

I say back in the day because I can't remember seeing Rudner in anything since the 1980s or very early 1990s.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (j3npP)

I think she's still working Vegas, she's been there a long time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)

105
...but we're not going to let him torch this democracy...

-----

Ok.... but lets see how you fuckers do in Milwaukee first.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (8XRCm)

106 The idea of certain unpleasant things happening to certain people used to really bother me. But now I would likely hear about it and then sleep like I was made of ambien.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (JE/4H)

107 We don't wake up [BRAAAAP] in the morning [TOOOOOOT] wanting to impeach him [FWIP FWIP FWIP]

Posted by: Eric Swallowell at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (RD7QR)

108 That worked so well last time. Go for it fart boy!

Posted by: Bosk at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (9m9TT)

109 Re-impeaching Trump will be a blast!

Posted by: Eric "Toot Nuke 'em" Fartswell at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (ovHX/)

110 I'm guessing they're winding themselves up to do a solumn impeachment around Oct 27th this year.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (pdbfA)

111
Sheesh. Ive saying "fuck" alot lately...

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

112 But for real comic relief I want to see Nadler and Schiff on t.v. claiming that they don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (WI7YS)

113 Jake looks Tapped out...like he hasn't taken a shit since Trump's acquittal....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (CqE5x)

114 Bloomberg could drop an egg and not have it break.

-
Well, one mystery is solved. We now know why communism hasn't worked in North Korea.

Bloomberg Asia@BloombergAsia
Kim Jong Un dreamed of turning North Korea into a skiing paradise. Now those plans are melting away due to climate change.

-
But for climate change, the NorKs would be living.large in an utopia of equality and prosperity.

And thanks, Mini Mike, for sharing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (+y/Ru)

115 ...but we're not going to let him torch this democracy...

It's *Republic*, you dolt. One would think elected officials would know these things.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (XN+hF)

116 I had top laugh the other day, when the lovely and delightful Mrs
naturalfake were walking through the mall, and passed an advertisement
for women's clothing with a rather heavy, tattooed model.



She suddenly blurted out, "I am so tired of seeing ugly models. Who wants to see that?'


I got a flyer for the Ulta cosmetics store the other day, and there's a DUDE showing off the latest eye shadows and lipsticks.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (ptqGC)

117 > I rate this as true as Mutt Romenemy's "I had to think long and hard about it and I really, really, really didn't want to do it but God made me."

As a Mormon, that line really, really pissed me off.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (PUl+e)

-----

As a non-LDS, that line really pissed me off too.

Posted by: rd at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (+0uDE)

118 Just when you think they can't be THAT dumb, the Dems prove you wrong

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (X+a7J)

119 Bold strategy Cotton! Let's see how it works for them!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (cAKts)

120 Bring it retard.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (KNsKs)

121 it isn't just him, I see the narrative starting on the left already. Schumer and Pelosi are both talking about how "dangerous" this is. I don't know if they got their cue from the media or the media got it from them.
Posted by: lowandslow

Waves hands wildly. I know, I know, Pick me!!

Posted by: corn and beans at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (tkNkP)

122 111


Sheesh. Ive saying "fuck" alot lately...

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (8XRCm)
I drop those "F" bombs like they are commas.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (N39Ws)

123 67 Peach-Mint before the election would probably get dismissed. No, dont get me wrong, not for any Constitutional reason.

It would be because Senators would not want to sit in the chamber, which they would be required to do, rather than ensure reelection or raise copious funds.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (JRaU+)

Agreed.

We call it election season, the Senate thinks of it as "money season".

Not unlike hungry bears going after a full garbage can.

Nothing will get in their way.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (sy5kK)

124 The Dems need to be relegated to minority party status in the House or this bullshit will never stop.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (prSvo)

125 This guy is not only stupid, he's dangerously stupid.

And he's not alone. That's what worries me. the shallower the swamp gets the more the vermin are going to fight back. I've said it before, it will get worse before it gets better. Likely much worse when those with perceived power today start to wake up to find they no longer do.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (w9UC1)

126 Torching democracy is the goal.

Also when you build a fire outside....yuge fire...girls drink more and you don't have the guilt of using date taping drugs.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (Kd6KP)

127 Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (cDw3P)

I believe they claim he threatened a dog. I wish I was kidding.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (JE/4H)

128 The "tell"--as if one is needed with these clowns--is Swallowell saying, "We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach Trump..."

That's exactly what Swallowell wakes up wanting to do---after he rips a few loud farts.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (CqE5x)

129 116 I had top laugh the other day, when the lovely and delightful Mrs
naturalfake were walking through the mall, and passed an advertisement
for women's clothing with a rather heavy, tattooed model


Hold my bucket of chicken.

Posted by: Gillette Model at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (Vy7tf)

130 Jessie Liu resigned today, so Impeach Away, Dipshits!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (FypLm)

131 Swallwell threatened to mass murder the electorate if elected.


How is he still on tv let alone not in jail?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (R6F3a)

132 Sheesh. Ive saying "fuck" alot lately...
--
Time to replant the north 40

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (veJcn)

133 Knowing Swalwell's proclivities, I'm shocked he didn't suggest using chemical warfare against gun owners instead of nukes.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (ovHX/)

134 I saw Pelosi in a presser this morning. Her lips were twitching, she was sipping water, and she looked absolutely a wreck.

It was glorious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (ptqGC)

135 124 The Dems need to be relegated to minority party status in the House or this bullshit will never stop.
Posted by: Guzalot at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (prSvo)

=========

Just don't vote for squishy Republicans that say unnice things about Trump.

They're no better than Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (q80AH)

136 95 So FNM radio version said Roger Stone was convicted of perjury/lying to FBI or congress *and* witness tampering. Seriously, how did they manufacture witness tampering? I get that talking to the FBI leaves you open to mixing up a date or something, but I just cannot see Roger Stone as threatening a witness nor having deep enough pockets to buy anyone, so did they charge witness tampering for talking to friends "you remember this the same way don't you?" This deep state persecution of folks that dared to support Trump is scary and depressing.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (cDw3P)

It all came down to Stone's interactions with another character named Randy Credico, who probably wasn't much of a witness to anything. Stone sent him some whacked out message about his dog, which Credico himself said was so stupid he didn't see it as a threat, but the prosecutors said "OH MY GOD THAT WAS A THREAT!!!" and added it onto the charges. One text message.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)

137 We don't want to do this, Becky. But he keeps making us do it. Now stop crying and bring us more beer.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (myjNJ)

138 We don't wake up [BRAAAAP] in the morning [TOOOOOOT] wanting to impeach him [FWIP FWIP FWIP]

Posted by: Eric Swallowell at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (RD7QR)
.........

I find this to be oddly... arousing.

Posted by: Mayo Peter at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

139 It's *Republic*, you dolt. One would think elected officials would know these things.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (XN+hF)

He knows.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (JE/4H)

140 Eric! Haven't heard from you in ages. Get in touch with me, will you?

Posted by: Reality at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (XxJt1)

141 113 Jake looks Tapped out...like he hasn't taken a shit since Trump's acquittal....
Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (CqE5x)

----

Trump figuratively rammed it so far up his backside...

Posted by: rd at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (+0uDE)

142 It's: Famous boofer Eric Swalwell ...

Posted by: irright at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (pMGkg)

143 The House Impeaches. They walk the Impeachment over with all of the grave solemnity of a clown funeral. Mitch McConnell takes it, reads it, writes a big red "F" on it and underneath "See me after class."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

144 Hello, ACME?.....

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (5OAz2)

145 I got a flyer for the Ulta cosmetics store the other day, and there's a DUDE showing off the latest eye shadows and lipsticks.






Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (ptqGC)

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (ufFY8)

146 They just can't stop fucking that chicken.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (0OmEj)

147 100


Leftovers:



Oh boy, over at DM they have an article showing some of the "diverse" models for Sports Illustrated newest swimsuit edition.



It's...um...something.

Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 03:06 PM (G0vdT)

..........



Ugly is the new beautiful.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (v0R5T)





I had top laugh the other day, when the lovely and delightful Mrs
naturalfake were walking through the mall, and passed an advertisement
for women's clothing with a rather heavy, tattooed model.



She suddenly blurted out, "I am so tired of seeing ugly models. Who wants to see that?'





When you've lost the women for women's clothing, who are you advertising for?





Who will advertise for the advertisers? -



Stuff Juvenal Said, Volume XXI



Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (9wmyx)

They haven't resorted to trannies in women's bathing suits, have they? I mean, I don't want to go to DM to "read" the article, blow lunch and then have to explain to my coworkers why computer monitors have been painted with my partially digested lunch.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (N39Ws)

148 Celebrity Deathmatch!

'At least I'm not a communist': James Carville has some colorful thoughts on Bernie Sanders calling him 'a political hack'

Carville the Cobra v. Bernie the Zombie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)

149 139 It's *Republic*, you dolt. One would think elected officials would know these things.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (XN+hF)

He knows.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (JE/4H)

=========

He doesn't care.

Every move away from the original constitutional order has been an effort to undermine the checks and balances that keep people from gaining too much power within the American system of government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:31 PM (q80AH)

150 The vote yesterday to limit Trump's war powers should tell us all about the tenuousness of our freedom. 8 Republicans, voting with the Communists.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:31 PM (90T4r)

151 the shallower the swamp gets the more the vermin are
going to fight back. I've said it before, it will get worse before it
gets better. Likely much worse when those with perceived power today
start to wake up to find they no longer do.


Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (w9UC1)


You've got to drain the swamp to expose all the gators and water moccasins.


PDT is doing a great job.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:31 PM (ptqGC)

152 It's kind of a fancy little racket the Donks, Deep State and media have set up.

Use the intrumentalities of the state aided by their apparatchiks in the media as force multipliers to spy on and harass a Republican POTUS candidate now President, and then when the President tries to fight back or protest use that as a predicate to emanitze more harassment and impeachment investigations and inquiries in a perpetual feed back loop.

The only way this stops is to make them stop or total war.

Posted by: John Thornton at February 13, 2020 03:32 PM (2FWvc)

153 Oh please I hope I hope I hope they impeach PDT ot Barr again...Worked out so swell last time

LMAO

Ya'll know the definition of insanity

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 03:32 PM (nRk/c)

154 146 They just can't stop fucking that chicken.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (0OmEj)

Don't hate the Playa, hate the Game.
-The Chicken

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2020 03:32 PM (cAKts)

155 Cockswallower + torch = bombshell

Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2020 03:32 PM (rpxSz)

156 44 Jake certainly does the, "I'm a serious dude asking serious questions of a serious person about a serious subject" look quite well, doesn't he?



That's Jake's "I need more fiber in my diet look".
Prune Jake, prunes. You're full of shit.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at February 13, 2020 03:32 PM (bML9A)

157 The only way this stops is to make them stop or total war.
Posted by: John Thornton


Arrests. Jail.
Process is the punishment.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 03:32 PM (S9U/P)

158 The vote yesterday to limit Trump's war powers should tell us all about the tenuousness of our freedom. 8 Republicans, voting with the Communists.
Posted by: tubal

I forgot about this bill, what was the outcome?

Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (oiNtH)

159 I rate this as true as Mutt Romenemy's "I had to think long and hard about it and I really, really, really didn't want to do it but God made me."

The debbil made me do it!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (pmpob)

160 Given that Trump could simply pardon his ass and he'd walk away scot-free, I think you'll have a hard time claiming that wanting a normal sentence of a year or so is an abuse of power.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

161 Jake Tapper looks super serious. Swalwell looks like he's holding a fart in,

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Uu+Jp)

162
Celebrity Deathmatch!

'At least I'm not a communist': James Carville has some colorful thoughts on Bernie Sanders calling him 'a political hack'

Carville the Cobra v. Bernie the Zombie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


I'm rooting for both of them to lose.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (aKsyK)

163 We're years into a Lawfare Civil War

Let's hope that AG Barr is a Sherman or Grant

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (pidi0)

164 I didn't WANT to impeach Trump -- I felt I... owed it to society.

-- Judge Smails

Posted by: doof2112 at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (olgDX)

165 163 We're years into a Lawfare Civil War

Let's hope that AG Barr is a Sherman or Grant
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (pidi0)

==========

Robert the Bruce

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (q80AH)

166 early OT:

These liberal justices are like Terminators: They can't be bargained with and they will never ever stop.

NY Judge: "I'm putting a nationwide injunction on Trumps "public charge" rules.

SCOTUS: " Oh no you don't. Overruled and stop with the f*cking national injunctions.".

IL Judge:" F*ck you SCOTUS. Hey New York, hold my beer."

Headline:
Trump administration requests another Supreme Court stay on injunction against public charge rule.

The highest court had previously voted 5-4 in January to lift a nationwide injunction imposed by a federal judge in New York while the case plays out in appeals court. In the Thursday request from Solicitor General Noel Francisco, the administration asked the court to do the same for an injunction imposed by an Illinois district court.

Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (G0vdT)

167 The bitch supervising the Stone case who got her Treasury nomination pulled just quit. Buh-bye.

Posted by: the dandy at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (bR08X)

168 I'm not a terribly violent man, but everyone who voted for Hillary (and will vote for Sanders) should have his or head torn off and flung into the ocean.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 13, 2020 03:34 PM (19g6/)

169 Ace, you've got to do a thread on this:

Bloomberg is bribing "social media influencers" to make "memes" about him that "make me look cool":

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51493403

It's so cringe-inducing and pitiful that my Cringeometer busted a gasket.

Verbatim plea from the Bloomberg Instagram account to some sleazeball Gen-Z "influencer":

"Can you post an original meme to make me look cool for the upcoming Democratic primary?"

Half of them take the cash and shamelessly shill for Bloomberg, the other half mock him.

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 03:34 PM (ySK7x)

170 His mother is a hamster and his father smells of elderberries

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 13, 2020 03:34 PM (s2LSa)

171 Epstein has a question about what this "witness tampering" charge is all about.

Epstein didn't tamper himself.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2020 03:34 PM (Cus5s)

172 And this isn't just any old Democrat saying this -- this is Eric Swallowall, former Democrat presidential candidate.

________


And not any old Collusion Truther Fake Tapper -- this is Bill Clinton's humidor girlfriend's boyfriend Fake Tapper.

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 13, 2020 03:34 PM (DyW0n)

173 145 I got a flyer for the Ulta cosmetics store the other day, and there's a DUDE showing off the latest eye shadows and lipsticks.






Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (ptqGC)

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (ufFY



I'm stating to see men in heavy make up at my leftist grocery store. Disturbing and clown-like.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (TdMsT)

174 But for real comic relief I want to see Nadler and Schiff on t.v. claiming that they don't wake up TOGETHER in the morning wanting to impeach Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (WI7YS)
..........

minor addendum

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

175 I just threw up a little in my mouth.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (ufFY

Was watching a movie on TNT (Wolverine 2) the other night and was pelted by commercials for a gay love drug that keeps gay1 from infecting gay2 during buttsecks or something, complete with a bunch of dudes loving up on each other.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (1CjJc)

176 158 The vote yesterday to limit Trump's war powers should tell us all about the tenuousness of our freedom. 8 Republicans, voting with the Communists.
Posted by: tubal

I forgot about this bill, what was the outcome?
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (oiNtH)


They sold out, and won. 51 to 48.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (90T4r)

177 Jake Tapper looks super serious. Swalwell looks like he's holding a fart in,
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Uu+Jp)
------------

Okay, now, quickly, which is which?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (QyoQ9)

178 We're years into a Lawfare Civil War

Let's hope that AG Barr is a Sherman or Grant
Posted by: Ignoramus



Please make DC Atlanta.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (S9U/P)

179 Jake certainly does the, "I'm a serious dude asking serious questions of a serious person about a serious subject" look quite well, doesn't he?

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I seriously believe that it's this "talent' that 's gotten Jake as far as he is .
That and being a good little commie

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (CqE5x)

180 175 Was watching a movie on TNT (Wolverine 2) the other night and was pelted by commercials for a gay love drug that keeps gay1 from infecting gay2 during buttsecks or something, complete with a bunch of dudes loving up on each other.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (1CjJc)

=========

I think I saw that ad.

What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."

Just, all the woke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (q80AH)

181
"Can you post an original meme to make me look cool for the upcoming Democratic primary?"



Okay, Boomer!

Seriously, is there any more technologically-unhip question he could ask?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (oVJmc)

182 Now it's just unfurled insanity, no hope of recovery.

Anybody who wondered if the impeachment disaster would be a lesson for these maniacs just got their answer.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (H8QX8)

183 PDT is doing a great job.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I agree, but that doesn't preclude my preparation for the possibility that the gators would rather resist the exposure.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (w9UC1)

184 26 My response is: "Do it. Do it. Please, God, grant me this wish that they try impeaching over this, the theory that the employees of the DOJ do not have to take orders from the Attorney General, or that the President is not the AG's boss. Do It!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM

Trump, I have never prayed to you before. ... Winning pleases you, Trump, so grant me one request, grant me another impeachment! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!

Posted by: Conan the Republican at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (UR9yg)

185 It's so much fun watching the wheels come off of the Democrats.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (SRRAx)

186 Poll just put "not sure" ahead of Bloomberg, good for third overall. Life keeps imitating Idiocracy, where Not Sure actually became president.

Posted by: the dandy at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (bR08X)

187 I look forward to presiding over this impeachment trial. I will make sure that He Who Must Not Be Named is never Named. And I will berate the Republicans and tell them to behave when the totally not partisan House Managers lie.

Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (AfWDD)

188 Trump at his most conciliatory:

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
I'''m seeing Governor Cuomo today at The White House. He must understand that National Security far exceeds politics. New York must stop all of its unnecessary lawsuits and harrassment, start cleaning itself up, and lowering taxes. Build relationships, but don't bring Fredo!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (+y/Ru)

189 The vote yesterday to limit Trump's war powers should tell us all about the tenuousness of our freedom. 8 Republicans, voting with the Communists.
Posted by: tubal

I forgot about this bill, what was the outcome?
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (oiNtH)


They sold out, and won. 51 to 48.
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (90T4r)

All Kabuki theater... PDT will Veto and they do not have 67 votes to override

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (nRk/c)

190 Reminds me of some porn movie titles:

That's Not My Carbon Footprint...and

Godzilla Does D.C. Wives.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 13, 2020 03:37 PM (Kd6KP)

191
And not any old Collusion Truther Fake Tapper -- this is Bill Clinton's humidor girlfriend's boyfriend Fake Tapper.
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 13, 2020 03:34 PM (DyW0n)

Jake's banging Lewinsky?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 03:37 PM (CqE5x)

192 175 I just threw up a little in my mouth.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (ufFY

Was watching a movie on TNT (Wolverine 2) the other night and was pelted by commercials for a gay love drug that keeps gay1 from infecting gay2 during buttsecks or something, complete with a bunch of dudes loving up on each other.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (1CjJc)

Well, that is utterly disgusting.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:37 PM (90T4r)

193 We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him...

But after taking that morning leak, the fucker is fair game again.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 03:37 PM (XF4b8)

194 We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him...

__________


snopes.com rates this as "mostly true."

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (DyW0n)

195 Carville vs. Sanders. I want Carville to administer a good walloping to that stinky old fart.

Posted by: IC at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (a0IVu)

196 181
"Can you post an original meme to make me look cool for the upcoming Democratic primary?"


Okay, Boomer!

Seriously, is there any more technologically-unhip question he could ask?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


He's like the dorky rich kid on the playground handing out money to the cool kids to pretend to be his friends. It only makes him look LESS cool.

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (ySK7x)

197 I think I saw that ad.



What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."



Just, all the woke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (q80AH)

That's the one. I chuckled.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (1CjJc)

198 Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (G0vdT)

Yeah, now that's just daring the SCOTUS to do something, and I approve of it. I approve of all Lefty dimwits poking sleepy, cranky, grizzly bears.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (hLRSq)

199 189

All Kabuki theater... PDT will Veto and they do not have 67 votes to override
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (nRk/c)

Oh yeah, I agree with the outcome. It is the brazenness of these scum sucking bastards that has me vexed. Do I seem vexed, NGU?

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (90T4r)

200
I'm stating to see men in heavy make up at my leftist grocery store. Disturbing and clown-like.
Posted by: Ladyl


Ask one of them if the circus is in town.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (aKsyK)

201 196
He's like the dorky rich kid on the playground handing out money to the cool kids to pretend to be his friends. It only makes him look LESS cool.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (ySK7x)

=========

Shoulda done like Draco Malfoy and just bought everyone Nimbus 2001 brooms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (q80AH)

202 so, who knows anything about harems?

are time consuming to manage?

is there a way to get a used harem? is there some kind of certified pre-owned harem thing?

harem's like geishas where you have to listen to them play music or admire their painting?

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (HALdu)

203 I JUST ATE 10 CANS OF BEANS AND IT'S TIME TO NUKE YOU DEPLORABLES

Posted by: Eric Swallowell at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (RD7QR)

204 The bitch supervising the Stone case who got her Treasury nomination pulled just quit. Buh-bye.
Posted by: the dandy at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (bR08X)

-----

Liu ??? Or however the fuck she spells her name...

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (8XRCm)

205
The Stawk Markit isn't exactly kicking me around today, but-

nor is it treating me like its favorite, little, fluffy puppy.


I would prefer the fluffy, little puppy treatment, dammit!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (9wmyx)

206 Have any of these dumb fks ever go to school that that the president from day 1 of the USA is charge of the DOJ?

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (ZCEU2)

207

What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."


It's almost as if there's some form of....I dunno, BIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SEXES.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (oVJmc)

208 Booger

Posted by: ALH at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (uLuPn)

209 207

What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."


It's almost as if there's some form of....I dunno, BIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SEXES.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (oVJmc)

=========

Well, yeah, the choice of the person. Duh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (q80AH)

210 Bloomberg's "innovative" digital campaign pretty much invented the term "douche chills". Total fucking train wreck. Will end up a historic train wreck in the end.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (JE/4H)

211 186 Poll just put "not sure" ahead of Bloomberg, good for third overall. Life keeps imitating Idiocracy, where Not Sure actually became president.
Posted by: the dandy at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (bR08X)

He'll bring government all the decisiveness and energy we've come to expect from it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (RD7QR)

212 Is Rita Rudner the comedienne Ace knows? I remember eons ago him talking about knowing a comic who was fairly well known back in the day.

I say back in the day because I can't remember seeing Rudner in anything since the 1980s or very early 1990s.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2020


*
*

She's still doing shows in Vegas.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (Ejm1K)

213 >>"Can you post an original meme to make me look cool for the upcoming Democratic primary?"


What's wrong with "Mini-Mike"? It's almost viral.

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (SUJyY)

214
164 I didn't WANT to impeach Trump -- I felt I... owed it to society.


-- Judge Smails
How 'bout a Fresca!
The left IS the entrenched country-clubbing, gopher-hating, oppressive, racist, double-standard bearing, sexist, dead-behind-the-eyes, crony capitalist dumb shits that they keep accusing us of being.

Posted by: AMartel at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (WWgnZ)

215 It's almost as if there's some form of....I dunno, BIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SEXES.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



HERETIC!!!!1111!!!

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (w9UC1)

216 Have any of these dumb fks ever go to school that that the president from day 1 of the USA is charge of the DOJ?

Posted by: Skip
--
Take a deep breath and try again.

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (veJcn)

217 Liu ??? Or however the fuck she spells her name...
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (8XRCm)

The u is actually a silent e.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (JE/4H)

218 Well, that is utterly disgusting.
Posted by tubal

I am not sure. Obama has pictures of me showing how much I like that.

Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at February 13, 2020 03:41 PM (AfWDD)

219 And I can't hear Swallwell unless he speaks in his native fartese.

Posted by: AMartel at February 13, 2020 03:41 PM (WWgnZ)

220 Naturalfake: Yes, "V" was my second Pynchon after Crying of Lot 49. Seeing your bio as a navy man made me remember all the navy stuff from V, which I remembered came from his real life experience to an extent.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020 03:41 PM (oZ6kz)

221 The thing is ordering memes doesn't work.

Even if you outsource your meme generation, no one is going to show up in his boardroom with a power point of surprise anal memes

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:41 PM (HALdu)

222 202 so, who knows anything about harems?

are time consuming to manage?

is there a way to get a used harem? is there some kind of certified pre-owned harem thing?

harem's like geishas where you have to listen to them play music or admire their painting?
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (HALdu)

Isn't a used harem kind of like a pre-owned sex toy?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

223 LOL even if they started the process NOW it wouldn't be out of the house before November and would be so blatantly political I doubt they could even get a majority of Democrats to go along with it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

224 ...but we're not going to let him torch this democracy...

It's *Republic*, you dolt. One would think elected officials would know these things.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020


*
*

But the Dems could never let that be said. It sounds like -- horrors! -- "Republican"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (Ejm1K)

225 202 so, who knows anything about harems?
are time consuming to manage?
is there a way to get a used harem? is there some kind of certified pre-owned harem thing?
harem's like geishas where you have to listen to them play music or admire their painting?
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (HALdu)


They all get their periods at the same time.

Have fun!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (SRRAx)

226 When all you are is a bunch of dicks, the whole world is a rake.
-- Democrat party, 2020

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (vPKfA)

227 207




What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."





It's almost as if there's some form of....I dunno, BIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SEXES.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (oVJmc)

Yes, but ASSIGNED female. As if there is an option. And if you CHOOSE female instead of being assigned, then you can have gay buttsecks love drug. What a ridiculous mess.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (1CjJc)

228 Imagine how dangerous it would be for Rep. Fartknocker to walk through the Fire Swamp of Princess Bride fame.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (BRpqW)

229 Bloomberg's commercials are annoying as hell. His voice is fingernails on a chalkboard.

Posted by: ALH at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (uLuPn)

230 "180 175 Was watching a movie on TNT (Wolverine 2) the other night and was pelted by commercials for a gay love drug that keeps gay1 from infecting gay2 during buttsecks or something, complete with a bunch of dudes loving up on each other.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (1CjJc)

=========

I think I saw that ad.

What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."

Just, all the woke."


That add ran on Oscar night. I saw the fine print on assigned female at birth and I actually swore loud enough for my bride to ask what was the problem. A drug company - full of scientists - said that. Sorry gay guys, they are actually trying to trick you and kill you - I wouldn't trust that drug.

Posted by: JEM1 at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (01jYD)

231 212. I say back in the day because I can't remember seeing Rudner in anything since the 1980s or very early 1990s.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2020

She's still doing shows in Vegas.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM

Me too!

Posted by: Carrot Top at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (UR9yg)

232 I think I saw that ad.

What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."

Just, all the woke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++++
)*$U)*U@%)NF@(J)*

Sex is not "assigned," at birth or otherwise.

Sex is *discovered* at birth (or earlier, if ultrasounding). The outcome of that discovery is then marked on the form.

This is one particularly pernicious language manipulation. Fuck all of these miserable, manipulative, subversive, anti-reality, evil fucksticks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (I2dne)

233 Fartman

Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (JtRzJ)

234 Democrats should really push their Roger Stone issue. It looks like 2 tainted jurors, one directly tied to the DoJ, he prosecutors were all tainted and they lied to Washington about the sentencing.

I say, yes, shine a big light on this.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (53pVB)

235 wait... i thought that the "acquittal" wasn't a real acquittal in their eyes so he is impeached right? Won't some twisted double jeopardy law keep him from being impeached again on abuse of power? Hhmm.....

Posted by: thesilentone at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (xh1To)

236 232
I think I saw that ad.



What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."



Just, all the woke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (q80AH)

++++++++++++

)*$U)*U@%)NF@(J)*



Sex is not "assigned," at birth or otherwise.



Sex is *discovered* at birth (or earlier, if ultrasounding). The outcome of that discovery is then marked on the form.



This is one particularly pernicious language manipulation. Fuck all
of these miserable, manipulative, subversive, anti-reality, evil
fucksticks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (I2dne)
And these are the mental midgets who claim science is on their side.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (N39Ws)

237 I didn't know the deranged individual in question was also a souse. That explains a bit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (uKj5K)

238

I saw "Gay Buttsecks Love Drug" open for "10cc" at the Astrodome in 77.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (8XRCm)

239 They all get their periods at the same time.

Have fun!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February


Sure you mock but that is why I come here it would never have occurred to me to worry about that.

That is the beauty of the hq, distributed expertise

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (HALdu)

240 Bloomberg: "I'm gonna grab your gun!"

Trump: "Mini-Mike, that's not my gun"

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (SUJyY)

241 So, people still go to Vegas? On purpose? Damn, who knew...

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (w9UC1)

242 Huh. God assigned me male. I think I will stick with that.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (90T4r)

243 It's like how Democrats have renamed themselves the "Democratic" Party because it's a better lie.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (JE/4H)

244 A drug company - full of scientists - said that

Nah, their PR department hiring an ad company said that. The scientists are just trying to do their jobs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

245 238




I saw "Gay Buttsecks Love Drug" open for "10cc" at the Astrodome in 77.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (8XRCm)
"Gay Buttsecks Love Drug" opened for 10cm after the show.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (N39Ws)

246 >>>17 That's Eric Fartswell Nuke 'Em.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

18 Nuke 'em likes talking big. Don't think he knows shit, but Pelosi has floated another round of impeachment.
Posted by: Someguy at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (YVvSQ)

19 Do it, fart bandit.

...

i forgot about the farting.

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (PbpT7)

247 234 Democrats should really push their Roger Stone issue. It looks like 2 tainted jurors, one directly tied to the DoJ, he prosecutors were all tainted and they lied to Washington about the sentencing.

I say, yes, shine a big light on this.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (53pVB)

===========

Sort of like the prosecutors were corrupt, Barr found out, and he's using the prosecutors' hissy fit against them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (q80AH)

248 Sheesh. Ive saying "fuck" alot lately...

Posted by: fixerupper at February



does it involve sex. with another person.

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (HALdu)

249 And these are the mental midgets who claim science is on their side.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (N39Ws)
+++++++++++
Yeah, "Party of science" my achin' ass.

This is a direct result of the critical theorists dressing up their absurdity in pseudo-scientific verbiage, which really started to hit its stride in the 80s. They talked like scientists, and thus *were* scientists. Just ask them.

Deviant degenerates.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (I2dne)

250 i forgot about the farting.

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (PbpT7)

It's his most memorable work.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (1CjJc)

251 Dammit, I was *joking* that it was a conspiracy theory by the Mueller prosecutors to overreach to get Trump to react so he could be impeached. Again.

July will be two scoops, I'm sticking with that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (mf5HN)

252 I forget which idiot it was, but one of the House clowns said, "Double Jeopardy doesn't apply to impeachment."

Dumbassess haven't even managed single jeopardy yet with their weak ass whiny shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (1ISKN)

253 i forgot about the farting.

Posted by: ace
--
Come on, man, you gotta keep up.

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (veJcn)

254 246
i forgot about the farting.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (PbpT7)

===========

We all know that this is because you just regenerated again and are still compiling your memories of your past selves.

What is this? Version 5?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (q80AH)

255 Jake Tapper, reliable cock holster for Democrats.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (53pVB)

256 Yes they do wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him. That's all they want. Every day.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (/669Q)

257

Judge Amy Berman Jackson, overseeing the Roger Stone trial, is possibly the most corrupt and blind Obama judge appointed in his entire 8 year reign of terror.

I'm confident that she approves of the Guiado beatings in Venezuela by Maduro though. That Maduro, Amy thinks he is one helluva boss.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (sy5kK)

258 This is one particularly pernicious language manipulation. Fuck all of these miserable, manipulative, subversive, anti-reality, evil fucksticks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (I2dne)

They browbeat people into accepting their bizarro-world language, most people avoid conflict and adopt it, and the Unlightenment marches on.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (J+mig)

259 but we're not going to let him torch this democracy...


with the methane it would be like Tunguska all over again

Posted by: x at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (nFwvY)

260 does it involve sex. with another person.
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (HALdu)

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Fine. Add your qualifiers then.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (8XRCm)

261 251 Dammit, I was *joking* that it was a conspiracy theory by the Mueller prosecutors to overreach to get Trump to react so he could be impeached. Again.

July will be two scoops, I'm sticking with that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (mf5HN)

=======

The Democratic National Convention is going to be lit in several different ways.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (q80AH)

262 ALSO EVERYONE GIVE ME DOPAMINE AND GO LISTEN TO THE PODCAST

Ahem.

I mean please. Pretty please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (mf5HN)

263 He's like the dorky rich kid on the playground handing out money to the cool kids to pretend to be his friends. It only makes him look LESS cool.

-
Had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (+y/Ru)

264 Jake Tapper, reliable cock holster for Democrats.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (53pVB)
++++++++++
Yet, he has never managed to rise. He is still languishing in the second tier of idiot journalists. He can't even approach the top-tier guys.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (I2dne)

265 257

Judge Amy Berman Jackson, overseeing the Roger Stone trial, is possibly the most corrupt and blind Obama judge appointed in his entire 8 year reign of terror.

I'm confident that she approves of the Guiado beatings in Venezuela by Maduro though. That Maduro, Amy thinks he is one helluva boss.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (sy5kK)

==========

Confirmed 97-0, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (q80AH)

266 Another example of Communist philosophy. Sex is " assigned" by the State. Not God, or Nature. The State. This is the future they would have for us.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (90T4r)

267 i forgot about the farting.

Posted by: ace
--


kind of the foundation of his claim to being a great orificer

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (HALdu)

268 "We don't wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him."

Five Pinocchios.

Posted by: FactCheck at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (wjIi7)

269 >>>
Oh boy, over at DM they have an article showing some of the "diverse" models for Sports Illustrated newest swimsuit edition.



It's...um...something.

Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 03:06 PM (G0vdT)

..........



Ugly is the new beautiful.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

The bald chick is very nice. But if that 56 year old is really 56, the years have not been kind. And don't even get me started on the big girl.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (Z/Q5q)

270 The whole "sex assignment" crap is a perfect real-world example of Orwellian Newspeak.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (J+mig)

271 If they impeach again is there anything to prevent Mitch from holding the vote on the spot?

Posted by: creeper at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (XxJt1)

272 So bring it on sissy.

Posted by: Drider at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (R/UH9)

273 254 246
i forgot about the farting.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (PbpT7)

===========

We all know that this is because you just regenerated again and are still compiling your memories of your past selves.

What is this? Version 5?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (q80AH)

If it's anything like the latest Windows upgrades ace will be spontaneously rebooting for days.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (RD7QR)

274 Ask your doctor if Descovy is right for you.

Posted by: Mayo Peter at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

275 273
If it's anything like the latest Windows upgrades ace will be spontaneously rebooting for days.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (RD7QR)

========

I wouldn't call that rebooting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:48 PM (q80AH)

276 The Democratic National Convention is going to be lit in several different ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (q80AH)

I understand that the opening number will be from La Cage Aux Folles

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 03:48 PM (nRk/c)

277 "we're not going to let him torch this democracy"

It's a republic, if you can keep it.

Posted by: Scott M at February 13, 2020 03:48 PM (7cZJw)

278 251 Dammit, I was *joking* that it was a conspiracy theory by the Mueller prosecutors to overreach to get Trump to react so he could be impeached. Again.

July will be two scoops, I'm sticking with that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM


Yes, and each successor plan they have to Get Trump! is worse than the preceding plan. The madness has them firmly in its grasp and will not let go until they are at rock-bottom, politically busted, derelicts, sheltering next to the dumpsters, drinking near-empty Sterno cans for the buzz.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:48 PM (hLRSq)

279 For a guy so gassy, he shouldn't talk about torching.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (r+sAi)

280 Fine. Add your qualifiers then.
Posted by: fixerupper at February




Hey, you did notice I assumed it was not gay sex

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (HALdu)

281 The Democratic National Convention is going to be lit in several different ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (q80AH)

----

Not least among them will be actual fire.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (8XRCm)

282 How do you do, fellow kids?

-Bloomfeld

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (/tuDa)

283 I wouldn't call that rebooting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:48 PM (q80AH)
++++++++
1. Drink too much
2. "Crash" (e.g., fall down in the street)
3. Drag yourself to the curb, eschewing your shoes in the process
4. "Reboot" (put your shoes back on)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (I2dne)

284 Amy Berman Jackson is Stone judge. No? Liu is another bad judge.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (tkNkP)

285 Elvis is still doing shows in Vegas.

Posted by: klaftern at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (RuIsu)

286 278 Yes, and each successor plan they have to Get Trump! is worse than the preceding plan. The madness has them firmly in its grasp and will not let go until they are at rock-bottom, politically busted, derelicts, sheltering next to the dumpsters, drinking near-empty Sterno cans for the buzz.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:48 PM (hLRSq)

==========

So on a scale of dad jokes to Mike Bloomberg, how lame is the October Surprise going to be?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (q80AH)

287 I don't understand the Dems' reasoning. If the last impeachment attempt drove up Trump's numbers and drove theirs down and the President emerged stronger as a result, then why would any new attempt based on similarly shaky grounds gain them any advantage?

Posted by: troyriser at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (E2EAq)

288 > "...We Might Well Impeach Trump Again Over Barr's Overruling of Mueller's Rogue Prosecutors."

I don't have a problem with that. Since the Democrats already decided to go full Thelma and Louise, they might as well hit the accelerator and gun it to 120 mph as they plunge screaming off the cliff.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (XehFa)

289 287 I don't understand the Dems' reasoning. If the last impeachment attempt drove up Trump's numbers and drove theirs down and the President emerged stronger as a result, then why would any new attempt based on similarly shaky grounds gain them any advantage?
Posted by: troyriser at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (E2EAq)

===========

Because it's helping their fundraising.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (q80AH)

290 One harem, lightly used, only ravaged by a little old lady on Sundays on her way to NXIUM meetings.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (oZ6kz)

291 Assclowns.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (tjUeW)

292 The Democratic National Convention is going to be lit in several different ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Bernanas Foster

Posted by: Miklos, société flambé at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (QzkSJ)

293 So on a scale of dad jokes to Mike Bloomberg, how lame is the October Surprise going to be?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (q80AH)
+++++++++++++
It will be one of three. Right now, I have it at even odds across the board:

1) A grasping, reaching, pathetic nothingburger
2) Something pretty bad, especially when decontextualized, that they've been sitting on.
3) A bullet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (I2dne)

294 They will never, ever stop.

They will continue to impeach for - God willing - the next five years. They can try to ruin Trumps' presidency, but he's already done more for this country than the combined presidents since Reagan.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (AFSld)

295 Fuck these people.. WAR

Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (xceTB)

296 I say back in the day because I can't remember seeing Rudner in anything since the 1980s or very early 1990s.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2020

She's still doing shows in Vegas.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM

Me too!
Posted by: Carrot Top at February 13, 2020


*
*

Carrot, my man,

I'd sooner pay actual money to watch Rita Rudner, fully clothed mind you, stand on stage for half an hour doing absolutely nothing, than I would to see you do anything at all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:51 PM (Ejm1K)

297 Eric Shartwell should be more concerned about torching his underwear, amirite?

Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2020 03:51 PM (2Mnv1)

298 226 When all you are is a bunch of dicks, the whole world is a rake.
-- Democrat party, 2020
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (vPKfA

2 things wrong in the last sentence...

Wrong party wrong century.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 13, 2020 03:51 PM (Kd6KP)

299
i forgot about the farting.
Posted by: ace


Chris Matthews said it was a coffee cup.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 03:51 PM (aKsyK)

300 So on a scale of dad jokes to Mike Bloomberg, how lame is the October Surprise going to be?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (q80AH)

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I think the surprise will be in November. Leftists will be shocked that Trump is reelected WITH the popular vote, the Democrats lost the House..... and RBG finally kicks off this mortal coil.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

301 293 It will be one of three. Right now, I have it at even odds across the board:

1) A grasping, reaching, pathetic nothingburger
2) Something pretty bad, especially when decontextualized, that they've been sitting on.
3) A bullet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (I2dne)

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I cannot imagine that they've sat on anything.

Schiff and Nadler seemed convinced that the strength of their case was going to convince enough Republican senators to convict, and would they have felt that way if they had gone in with their second rate material?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (q80AH)

302 Impeaching Pence in 2025 for Trump collusion might be a bit too far, even for the Dems.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (w9UC1)

303 Kinda funny they are even talking about impeaching Trump over something that Barr did, after Barr was lied to by these political persecution prosecutors.

Trump doesn't need to use Barr, he could commute any sentence or even pardon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (r+sAi)

304 285 Elvis is still doing shows in Vegas.

Elvis is everywhere.

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8erNz)

305 So on a scale of dad jokes to Mike Bloomberg, how lame is the October Surprise going to be?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (q80AH)


It's going to be lamer than a knackered nag pulling a decrepit milk-wagon through Bottleton East on a Bank Holiday.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (hLRSq)

306 So on a scale of dad jokes to Mike Bloomberg, how lame is the October Surprise going to be?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February




anal

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (HALdu)

307 299
i forgot about the farting.
Posted by: ace

Chris Matthews said it was a coffee cup.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 03:51 PM (aKsyK)

Then again, Chris Matthews can't function without cheap gin in his system.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (RD7QR)

308 Elvis is still doing shows in Vegas.

Posted by: klaftern at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (RuIsu)
.........

I hear he got pretty fat.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

309 Fixerupper - your lips, God's ears, minimal assembly required

Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (xceTB)

310 300 So on a scale of dad jokes to Mike Bloomberg, how lame is the October Surprise going to be?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (q80AH)

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I think the surprise will be in November. Leftists will be shocked that Trump is reelected WITH the popular vote, the Democrats lost the House..... and RBG finally kicks off this mortal coil.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

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And Breyer says "fuck it" and retires. And Sotomayor has a major heart attack and decides that she needs to retire as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (q80AH)

311 265 257

Judge Amy Berman Jackson, overseeing the Roger Stone trial, is possibly the most corrupt and blind Obama judge appointed in his entire 8 year reign of terror.

I'm confident that she approves of the Guiado beatings in Venezuela by Maduro though. That Maduro, Amy thinks he is one helluva boss.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (sy5kK)

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Confirmed 97-0, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (q80AH)


Can we use this fact against them in a court of law?

A court not run by Amy Berman Jackson, in other words, an honest court with a judge that goes along with the deep state fix?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (sy5kK)

312 I cannot imagine that they've sat on anything.

Schiff and Nadler seemed convinced that the strength of their case was going to convince enough Republican senators to convict, and would they have felt that way if they had gone in with their second rate material?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (q80AH)
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Yeah, I was reconsidering my "even odds" statement as I was writing it. It won't be that *they* were sitting on it - they have no patience and are so desperate they'd burn the furniture for heat.

But someone who *isn't* one of them might have.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (I2dne)

313 304 285 Elvis is still doing shows in Vegas.

Elvis is everywhere.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8erNz)

A little less talk and a little more action. You need to be satisfactionin' me.

Posted by: Jumpsuit Elvis at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (RD7QR)

314
Amy Berman Jackson, Deep state fixer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (sy5kK)

315 312 Yeah, I was reconsidering my "even odds" statement as I was writing it. It won't be that *they* were sitting on it - they have no patience and are so desperate they'd burn the furniture for heat.

But someone who *isn't* one of them might have.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (I2dne)

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Michael Cohen! To the rescue!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (q80AH)

316 I hear he got pretty fat.
Posted by: wth

Dare to be fat
Fat is where it's at

Posted by: Root Boy Slim at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (QzkSJ)

317 In all fairness to Eric Swallowswell, he did win as many delegates in the Dem presidential primary as Joe Biden and myself combined.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 13, 2020 03:54 PM (iA/AN)

318 Chris Matthews said it was a coffee cup.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 03:51 PM (aKsyK)
........

Because nobody on MSNBC ever farts. Ever.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

319 Romney can be the whistleblower for this one, Eric. Just use Tapper as your cut-out.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2020 03:54 PM (+fPHo)

320 Yes, and each successor plan they have to Get Trump! is worse than the preceding plan. The madness has them firmly in its grasp and will not let go until they are at rock-bottom, politically busted, derelicts, sheltering next to the dumpsters, drinking near-empty Sterno cans for the buzz.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:48 PM (hLRSq)

You're living in historic times, one of the most nefarious institutions in the history of the Republic has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

The Democratic Party, which should have been dissolved in 1865, and nearly destroyed the country with its search for new relevance after failing to block Civil Rights, is finally dying.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 03:54 PM (J+mig)

321 It's a Republic, fag-git, not a democracy. Even a foreigner such as I knows that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 03:54 PM (LxWV7)

322 >>>Kinda funny they are even talking about impeaching Trump over something that Barr did, after Barr was lied to by these political persecution prosecutors.


They want Stone to get 7-9 years, which there is no reason to prosecute Comey, Brennan, and Clapper for their lies to Congress?

The only issue I have with Barr is the lack of progress on these three criminals.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 03:54 PM (AFSld)

323 Yeah heard on radio talk show the jury foreman for the Stone trial was a Leftist operative.
Line up the prosecution and Jury and your ham sandwich will be in prison for life.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 03:55 PM (ZCEU2)

324
You'll never think of the word "surprise" in the same way ever again, will you?

Posted by: Otters at February 13, 2020 03:55 PM (sy5kK)

325 Romney is investing in an all-stall bar called the whistleblower

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:55 PM (HALdu)

326 >>>Because nobody on MSNBC ever farts. Ever.



Maddow queefs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 03:55 PM (AFSld)

327 These people are desperate and batsh#t crazy, but mostly batsh#t crazy.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 03:55 PM (bDqIh)

328 If Nadler sat on anything, I think I know what killed their case.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 03:56 PM (oVJmc)

329 326 >>>Because nobody on MSNBC ever farts. Ever.



Maddow queefs.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 03:55 PM (AFSld)

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"That is not funny!"
-Terrance and Phillip

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:56 PM (q80AH)

330 323
Yeah heard on radio talk show the jury foreman for the Stone trial was a Leftist operative.

Line up the prosecution and Jury and your ham sandwich will be in prison for life.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 03:55 PM (ZCEU2)

Ham sandwich never did anything but good in his life.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 13, 2020 03:56 PM (1CjJc)

331 Elvis is still doing shows in Vegas.

Elvis is everywhere.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8erNz)

A little less talk and a little more action. You need to be satisfactionin' me.
Posted by: Jumpsuit Elvis at February 13, 2020


*
*

"Lordy, look what just walked through that door!

"Hello, T-R-O-U-B-L-E,

"What in the world you doin' A-L-O-N-E?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:56 PM (Ejm1K)

332 Yeah heard on radio talk show the jury foreman for the Stone trial was a Leftist operative.

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50 bucks says she lied her fucking ass off during voire dire.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (8XRCm)

333 It's basically California and New York politicians that are after Trump. Two of the worst run states in the country .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (Uytaa)

334 "Can you post an original meme to make me look cool for the upcoming Democratic primary?"

BOTTOM TEXT

Posted by: doof2112 at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (olgDX)

335 I don't understand the Dems' reasoning. If the last impeachment attempt drove up Trump's numbers and drove theirs down and the President emerged stronger as a result, then why would any new attempt based on similarly shaky grounds gain them any advantage?
Posted by: troyriser

My take is they're kind of like Khan in The Wrath of Khan. Nothing else matters except revenge against Kirk (Trump), even unto death.

The earwigs in the movie are the Rinos and NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: Biergood at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (yb6r+)

336 332 Yeah heard on radio talk show the jury foreman for the Stone trial was a Leftist operative.

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50 bucks says she lied her fucking ass off during voire dire.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (8XRCm)

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50 bucks says she freely admitted it and the judge let her sit on the jury anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (q80AH)

337 Like a case of Herpes, Krapperdick needs to flare up every so often so you don't forget how horrible he is.

Posted by: SMOD at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (3aI0K)

338 yeah, not ragging on Barr, he seems on the up and up, for now. We should always keep our eyes on these guys though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (r+sAi)

339 Bloomy might not like groundhogs, but it was actually De Blasio that either dropped or killed one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (WI7YS)

It kills Bloomy that he has to look up to look them in the eye.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (LxWV7)

340 333 It's basically California and New York politicians that are after Trump. Two of the worst run states in the country .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (Uytaa)

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"Our virtue is signaled really strongly, though."
-Voters of CA and NY

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (q80AH)

341 331 Elvis is still doing shows in Vegas.

Elvis is everywhere.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8erNz)

A little less talk and a little more action. You need to be satisfactionin' me.
Posted by: Jumpsuit Elvis at February 13, 2020

*
*

"Lordy, look what just walked through that door!

"Hello, T-R-O-U-B-L-E,

"What in the world you doin' A-L-O-N-E?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:56 PM (Ejm1K)

Thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: Jumpsuit Elvis at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (RD7QR)

342 Did a quick Wiki looksee at Amy Berman Jackson. Yep, Democrat operative in a robe.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (90T4r)

343 Yeah, I was reconsidering my "even odds" statement as I was writing it. It won't be that *they* were sitting on it - they have no patience and are so desperate they'd burn the furniture for heat.

But someone who *isn't* one of them might have.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (I2dne)

nope, that's the problem with them having gotten so desperate and already throwing everything including the kitchen sink at him. They're down to dried up old NYT editors plagiarizing old Law and Order episodes to claim that BAD MAN TOUCHED ME 25 YEARS AGO!!!

They got nothin'. And, suppose they do get into his tax records - want to know how we know nothing is there, either? Because the State and Federal Revenue Services have already gone through all of them with a fine toothed comb, several times. If anything was there, they would have jumped at the chance. The only reason Trump won't let them go public is to piss off the dems, and who knows, there might be something politically sensitive there. But nothing of any legal importance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (Kpl3J)

344 >>Judge Amy Berman Jackson, overseeing the Roger Stone trial, is possibly
the most corrupt and blind Obama judge appointed in his entire 8 year
reign of terror.


*ahem*

Posted by: Flynn case & FISA Court Judge Contreras at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (bDqIh)

345 >>>50 bucks says she freely admitted it and the judge let her sit on the jury anyway.


Agreed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (AFSld)

346 Pelosi's brood talking about impeachment, act 2, to any reporter willing to listen, is understandable. What else of their plans for the USA could they talk about in a general election year, besides getting Trump?

Transgender bathrooms in every school? Closing-down parochial schools, just because they hate them? A free home, a new car, free healthcare, and a chicken in every pot for every illegal? Ten dollar-a-gallon gasoline? Surrendering to Iran and al-Qaeda? Hate speech prohibition and gun confiscation legislation? Abortion/infanticide legal until the clump of cells is three years out of a woman's body?

Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (AMIL/)

347 I see Swallwell is leaking to the media again (SBD).

Good God, is someone burning a tire in rotunda?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 13, 2020 03:59 PM (0w16I)

348 And Remember this a Kiss is just a kiss...oh wait I was going to say remember if there were a Dem in the White House Amy Berman Jackson would probably be on the short list for the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 03:59 PM (nRk/c)

349 Elvis is still doing shows in Vegas.

Elvis is everywhere.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8erNz)

A little less talk and a little more action. You need to be satisfactionin' me.
Posted by: Jumpsuit Elvis at February 13, 2020


*
*

"Lef' my home in Norfolk, Virginia, California on my mind!

"Straddled that Greyhound and rode him into Raleigh

"And on across Caroline . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:59 PM (Ejm1K)

350 Judge Amy Berman Jackson Schmidt
Her name is my name too.
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
There goes Judge Amy Berman Jackson Schmidt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

351 335 I don't understand the Dems' reasoning. If the last impeachment attempt drove up Trump's numbers and drove theirs down and the President emerged stronger as a result, then why would any new attempt based on similarly shaky grounds gain them any advantage?
Posted by: troyriser

My take is they're kind of like Khan in The Wrath of Khan. Nothing else matters except revenge against Kirk (Trump), even unto death.

The earwigs in the movie are the Rinos and NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: Biergood at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (yb6r+)

They put critchers. In out ears!

Posted by: Everybody at February 13, 2020 03:59 PM (RD7QR)

352 50 bucks says she freely admitted it and the judge let her sit on the jury anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM

Safer bet, that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2020 03:59 PM (dkvcO)

353 304 285 Elvis is still doing shows in Vegas.

Elvis is everywhere.

Micheal J. Fox has no Elvis in him

Posted by: Abzod at February 13, 2020 04:00 PM (tf9Ne)

354 Oh, and Jackson's hubby is an apparatchik appointed by good old W to various sweet gubmint jobs.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 04:00 PM (90T4r)

355 Amy Berman Jackson could still try to save her bacon by saying that the forewoman juror lied to her and then declare a mistrial. The odds aren't good, but she could do that.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 13, 2020 04:00 PM (tkNkP)

356 It's basically California and New York politicians that are after Trump. Two of the worst run states in the country .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


When do the sealed indictments pour forth?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 04:00 PM (S9U/P)

357 It's basically California and New York politicians that are after Trump. Two of the worst run states in the country .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (Uytaa)
........

East Bay Shithole Swallowall and the Bugeyes from Burbank.
Oh, and Nutzi.
Yeah, we got a few of 'em.

Posted by: California at February 13, 2020 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

358 >>It's basically California and New York politicians that are after Trump. Two of the worst run states in the country .


And likely up to some seriously bad sh#t, too - Epstein, NXIVM, cartels, Chinese spies, Ukraine, Clinton foundation. . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (bDqIh)

359 Micheal J. Fox has no Elvis in him

Posted by: Abzod at February 13, 2020 04:00 PM (tf9Ne)

Be honest, he knows how to shake it though.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (0w16I)

360 >>>And likely up to some seriously bad sh#t, too - Epstein, NXIVM, cartels, Chinese spies, Ukraine, Clinton foundation. . . .


Can't Godzilla just drag Cali into the Pacific?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (AFSld)

361 What do you all think of MLB's new "three hitter" rule for pitchers?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (I2dne)

362 360 >>>And likely up to some seriously bad sh#t, too - Epstein, NXIVM, cartels, Chinese spies, Ukraine, Clinton foundation. . . .


Can't Godzilla just drag Cali into the Pacific?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (AFSld)

==========

This is reality.

We need Lex Luthor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (q80AH)

363 Just wait until I start INSOMNIVM. Y'all ain't seen nothing yet!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (tjUeW)

364 Amy Jackson needs do nothing, because nothing, nothing, nothing will be done to Amy Jackson. DC politics.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (90T4r)

365 It might be true. It is possible they don't wake up wanting to impeach again.

After that first cup of coffee? Not bloody likely.

Posted by: Big V at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (y/fJ4)

366 We wake up in the morning, can't remember whether we're supposed to put on underwear before we put on pants, then we take a look at whether to impeach Trump. Then we do a series of wet farts into the pants and have to reverse the clothes. At least I do.

Posted by: Eric Swallowswell at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (COzlW)

367 What do you all think of MLB's new "three hitter" rule for pitchers?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (I2dne)

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Is that some kinda bean ball rule??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

368 There are 1L's at Western Michigan University smarter than Judge Amy Berman Jackson

Posted by: SMOD at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (3aI0K)

369 Just wait until I start INSOMNIVM. Y'all ain't seen nothing yet!
Posted by: Insomniac

I am...available.

Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (QzkSJ)

370 The Astros apologized for their cheating so I guess everything is fine now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (r+sAi)

371 Like a case of Herpes, Krapperdick needs to flare up every so often so you don't forget how horrible he is.

-
Didja see that he has written and self published his autobiography?

https://amzn.to/2URBxRw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (+y/Ru)

372 367 What do you all think of MLB's new "three hitter" rule for pitchers?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (I2dne)

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Is that some kinda bean ball rule??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

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Pitchers need to face a minimum of three batters or to the end of an inning now.

I dunno...I do find the constant pitcher changes annoying, but I don't like all this rule finagling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (q80AH)

373 >>>We need Lex Luthor.


And a young Valerie Perrine!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (AFSld)

374 >>Just wait until I start INSOMNIVM. Y'all ain't seen nothing yet!


"Stay off our campus."
-- Sarah Lawrence College

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (bDqIh)

375 What do you all think of MLB's new "three hitter" rule for pitchers?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (I2dne)

hate it. Want to shorten games? get rid of replay

And And if they were going to do this it should have been 3 -4 years from now since rosters are built around specalists

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 04:04 PM (nRk/c)

376 I'm willing to join your sex cult, as long as I can be treasurer.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 04:04 PM (1ISKN)

377 >>>The Astros apologized for their cheating so I guess everything is fine now.


Yep. The Astros are obviously Democrats.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:04 PM (AFSld)

378 He will be the first president to be historically impeached 8 times. Nanzi is gonna run out of giveaways.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:04 PM (JE/4H)

379 We need Lex Luthor.


And a young Valerie Perrine!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020


*
*

Lex: "When I was young, my father said to me --"

Miss Tesmacher: " 'Get out.' "

Lex: "Before that."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM (Ejm1K)

380 I dunno...I do find the constant pitcher changes annoying, but I don't like all this rule finagling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++
I kinda like it, honestly. The single-hitter matchups are extremely annoying. I also like the formalization of dual-purpose players. I don't like the "position players can't pitch unless it's a blowout or extra innings" rule.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM (I2dne)

381 but I don't like all this rule finagling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not just the finagling, it's all the attendant discombobulation.

Posted by: Miklos, not cheating at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM (QzkSJ)

382 381 but I don't like all this rule finagling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not just the finagling, it's all the attendant discombobulation.
Posted by: Miklos, not cheating at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM (QzkSJ)

========

Gonna be honest. It's all malarkey.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM (q80AH)

383 ALSO EVERYONE GIVE ME DOPAMINE AND GO LISTEN TO THE PODCAST

Ahem.

I mean please. Pretty please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (mf5HN)


Recipe for Black Swan Stew:
Take one (1) portion of Just in Time Manufacturing and combine with a serving of Ricardian Comparative Advantage. Shake well and add a spice of conflict, disease, or natural disaster.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM (wCmLp)

384 Just wait until I start INSOMNIVM. Y'all ain't seen nothing yet!
Posted by: Insomniac

Ooooh! Ooooh! Pick me!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM (RD7QR)

385 375 What do you all think of MLB's new "three hitter" rule for pitchers?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (I2dne)

hate it. Want to shorten games? get rid of replay

And And if they were going to do this it should have been 3 -4 years from now since rosters are built around specalists
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 04:04 PM (nRk/c)
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Pitch clock would help.

Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (G0vdT)

386 Pitchers need to face a minimum of three batters or to the end of an inning now.

I dunno...I do find the constant pitcher changes annoying, but I don't like all this rule finagling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (q80AH)

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Ah....


Hmmmmm. It would speed up the game.... but it sure would take alot of the management strategy of righty/righty lefty/lefty matchups in critical situations right out the window.... especially in the national league.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (8XRCm)

387 torch this democracy

Back when everyone was 29 and smoked we called it lighting a courtesy match.

https://youtu.be/et4UqrkknxQ?t=21

Posted by: DaveA at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (FhXTo)

388 Can't Godzilla just drag Cali into the Pacific?

-
Maxine Waters Thinks California Should Be First Dem Primary Bc Of Their "Fancy Parties" And Big Money Fundraisers

-
Mind like a Nerf trap.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

389 Think the time will ever come when MLB will get Woke?

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (90T4r)

390 Ace, I know it's a long way off but if Trump wins again, and I make an "At Least You Have An Impeachment Pen" meme, will you post it?

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (JE/4H)

391 What do you all think of MLB's new "three hitter" rule for pitchers?
An attempt to shorten games. In theory, I guess I am ok, although I would suspend for playoffs.

In practice, I see a lot of pitchers injuring an ankle or elbow *just* before they pitch to the guy that has lit them up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (r+sAi)

392 Elvis is everywhere.
..........

I saw him with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets in the rain
looking for a place call Ho Lee Fooks
Get himself a big dish of beef chow mein

I'm not doing this right, am I?

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

393 Didja see that he has written and self published his autobiography?

https://amzn.to/2URBxRw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (+y/Ru)


Used a whole box of crayons, the big box, with the sharpener in the back.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (hLRSq)

394 Stop fucking with the game

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (nRk/c)

395 >>>>Just wait until I start INSOMNIVM. Y'all ain't seen nothing yet!


Or maybe just start an exclusive sex club - INSOMSCNTM?
SNCTM was for sale not too long ago. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (bDqIh)

396 Think the time will ever come when MLB will get Woke?
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (90T4r)
++++++++++++++
They can go precisely as far as they have and no further.

Renaming the DL was stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (I2dne)

397 That is an absurd rule. Have they actually done it?

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (JE/4H)

398 Good morning Punxsutawny!

It's 6:00 AM and it's a gonna be a great day to Impeach President Trump!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (e284m)

399 378
He will be the first president to be historically impeached 8 times. Nanzi is gonna run out of giveaways.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:04 PM (JE/4H)

Nobody has been impeached like me. I've been impeached so many times like you wouldn't believe.

Posted by: Trump at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (1CjJc)

400 >>>Think the time will ever come when MLB will get Woke?


Definitely. Some douche A's catcher knelt during the anthem. I think it was last season. It'll happen slowly, but it will happen.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (AFSld)

401 Must recommend absolutely AWESOME podcast!

Posted by: Cheribebe at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (a4qVe)

402 OT: Anyone notice how some people say Valentine's Day with an "m" instead of an "n"?

Posted by: Augustine at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (BDZWU)

403 Is that some kinda bean ball rule??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (8XRCm)
--------------

Yeah, it's the rule where the manager says, "You only need to get this one guy out, then, throw at the next guy and get tossed, so I can bring in another pitcher."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (QyoQ9)

404 That is an absurd rule. Have they actually done it?
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (JE/4H)
+++++++++
Which? The three-batter rule is new for 2020, beginning in Spring Training.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (I2dne)

405 402
OT: Anyone notice how some people say Valentine's Day with an "m" instead of an "n"?

Posted by: Augustine at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (BDZWU)
Because Hamster is spelled with a P

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:08 PM (e284m)

406 OT: Anyone notice how some people say Valentine's Day with an "m" instead of an "n"?

_____________________

That's from a SNL skit. Drunk Russian skank said it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 04:08 PM (1ISKN)

407 You really need to listen to representative Swalwell and give him the respect he deserves.

Posted by: Seagoing Commuservative, Toot! Toot! at February 13, 2020 04:08 PM (fh70S)

408 Jake Tapper's "I'm a serious journalist discussing weighty matters" face is indistinguishable from a baby's "I have seriously deposited a weighty matter in my diaper" face.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (I+uRD)

409 Isn't there a new rule about that first place teams get to pick who they want to play in the playoffs too? I think I had heard that right.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (r+sAi)

410 400 >>>Think the time will ever come when MLB will get Woke?


Definitely. Some douche A's catcher knelt during the anthem. I think it was last season. It'll happen slowly, but it will happen.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (AFSld)

=========

Bruce Maxwell. It was two seasons back.

He pulled a gun on a delivery girl at his home in Arizona between seasons.

He wasn't a good catcher to begin with, then he knelt and pulled the gun. He doesn't play any ball anymore. Probably works at Dick's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (q80AH)

411 >>Maxine Waters Thinks California Should Be First Dem Primary Bc Of Their "Fancy Parties" And Big Money Fundraisers



But really, because of their illegals, #BLM and Silicon Valley. It would ensure GoogleFacebookAppleTwitter, #BLM and Mexico would decide who the frontrunners are.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (bDqIh)

412 If you wrote this shit up as a screenplay, no one in Hollywood - oh who am I kidding? They love this shit.

Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (gmo/4)

413 Our accountant is an Elvis impersonator.

Not kidding. We found our through our son, whose friend is the guy's stepson.

He's a good accountant, but still......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

414 Definitely. Some douche A's catcher knelt during the anthem. I think it was last season. It'll happen slowly, but it will happen.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (AFSld)
-------------

Catcher, two years ago, protesting gun violence, or some such, and is no longer in the league.

Idiot backup catcher who didn't get that the only way one keeps that job is through being a good backstop, keeping the head down and mouth shut.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (QyoQ9)

415 >>>Because Hamster is spelled with a P


I always forget the "k" in pants is silent.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (AFSld)

416
You really need to listen to representative Swalwell and give him the respect he deserves.
-
Tell me another one.

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (veJcn)

417 402 OT: Anyone notice how some people say Valentine's Day with an "m" instead of an "n"?
Posted by: Augustine at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (BDZWU)

Valemtime's? Valemtine's? Valentimes?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (RD7QR)

418 >>>Catcher, two years ago, protesting gun violence, or some such, and is no longer in the league.


Good. F him and everyone who looks like him.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (AFSld)

419 I'm a real journalist, Mr President!

Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (M20vx)

420 When you have a distortion in the process and judges like Amy Jackson, how do you have any hope/faith that craptards like Comey will not only get prosecuted but actually get jail time?

Posted by: Cheribebe at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (a4qVe)

421 414
Idiot backup catcher who didn't get that the only way one keeps that job is through being a good backstop, keeping the head down and mouth shut.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (QyoQ9)

=========

The A's had serious problems with depth at catcher for like three years. He was #2 and should have been #4, but they didn't have anyone else.

That's changed. Josh Phegley is a big step up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (q80AH)

422 299
i forgot about the farting.
Posted by: ace

Chris Matthews said it was a coffee cup.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

either one is drier than what I heard

Posted by: x at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (nFwvY)

423 Malentines Day? Isn't that in June?

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (JE/4H)

424 Can Swallwell be impeached for farting on TV?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (d6Ksn)

425 Screw you Barr.


The Presidents tweets make it hard for you to do your job?

Well what the fuck are you doing?


Clearly your not supervising anything and apparently your not communicating with the President.


I am sick and fucking tired of this weak bullshit.

Posted by: John Thornton at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (2FWvc)

426 Malentines Day? Isn't that in June?
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (JE/4H)

-----

I love this place

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (8XRCm)

427 CNN may renew Impeachment! for another season with all your favorite stars!
Granny Pelosi
Jerry "Nadds" Nalder
And Adam Schiff as the Beaver
Check you local listings

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (88+cf)

428 If I never have to listen to Jake Tapper's voice again, that'll be good.

Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (vSb78)

429 Isn't there a new rule about that first place teams get to pick who they want to play in the playoffs too? I think I had heard that right.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (r+sAi)
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Proposed playoff format change by current commish.

He's been savaged by current players.

I don't think that idea gains any traction.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (QyoQ9)

430 >>>The A's had serious problems with depth at catcher for like three years. He was #2 and should have been #4, but they didn't have anyone else.


Just looked him up. He's in the Mexican League now, like Jake Taylor from Major League, but without the redemption.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (AFSld)

431 Idiot backup catcher who didn't get that the only way one keeps that job is through being a good backstop, keeping the head down and mouth shut.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (QyoQ9)
++++++++++++
Catcher is hard to do well. Not most pitches, I suppose, but when it counts you have to be *on* and you have to help manage the pitcher.

Rockies have Wolters, who is phenomenal. I can't wait to see him play again this year. Dude is a through-and-through baseball player.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (I2dne)

432 423
Malentines Day? Isn't that in June?

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (JE/4H)

March 14.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (1CjJc)

433 Valentime's? Where the heck do you live?



Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (gmo/4)

434 Anyone still think Barr will do a single damned thing about the coup attempt?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (puu6v)

435 Recipe for Black Swan Stew:
Take one (1) portion of Just in Time Manufacturing and combine with a serving of Ricardian Comparative Advantage. Shake well and add a spice of conflict, disease, or natural disaster.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM

Oooh! Ooooh! Like, I know one of those words! Ricardian Comparative Advantage is, like, how Ricky wins whenever Lucy tries to get into showbiz!

Posted by: AOC at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (COzlW)

436 430 >>>The A's had serious problems with depth at catcher for like three years. He was #2 and should have been #4, but they didn't have anyone else.


Just looked him up. He's in the Mexican League now, like Jake Taylor from Major League, but without the redemption.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (AFSld)

=========

He should be happy. There's no racism or gun violence in Mexico.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (q80AH)

437
Malenvines Day

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (pNxlR)

438 I'm happy about the new 3 batter rule. For a game that celebrates pitchers with complete games and quality starts it is not too much to ask a reliever to pitch to three hitters. The managers bungling "matchups" and boring fans to death needed to be addressed.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (tkNkP)

439 Malentines Day? Isn't that in June?
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (JE/4H)
-------------

We're celebrating the "I aim to misbehave" guy now?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (QyoQ9)

440 Apparently 8 Republican's voted with all the Senate Democrats to pass the Trump can't kill terrorists unless we debate it for six months bill.
Haven't found out who they are. I'm guessing Rand Paul is one of them.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (3LyA5)

441 Valenmimes?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (J+mig)

442 254 246
i forgot about the farting.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (PbpT7)

===========

We all know that this is because you just regenerated again and are still compiling your memories of your past selves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (q80AH)

Shelves. Still compiling his memories of his past shelves.

Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (vSb78)

443 This is interesting.

https://www.sciencealert.com/the-ghost-of-an-

unknown-extinct-hominid-has-been-found-in-a-

modern-human-genome

(remove extra spaces)



HUMANS

No Matter Who or What You Are, We're Gonna Fuck You!


Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (9wmyx)

444 >>>He should be happy. There's no racism or gun violence in Mexico.


It's a virtual Strangle-La!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (AFSld)

445 CNN may renew Impeachment! for another season with all your favorite stars!
Granny Pelosi
Jerry "Nadds" Nalder
And Adam Schiff as the Beaver
Check you local listings
Posted by: Roland THTG



I want nanzi complaining to Donald about being to hard on the Beaver.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 04:14 PM (0PD0H)

446
They only got the previous travesty through the House, unfinished, by violating the constitutional impeachment procedure. They eventually turned over the resulting unfinished mess to the Senate after a month, and basically said the dog ate their homework and the Senate should finish their job for them, also a deviation from procedure. They bored and annoyed the nation, and Trump's approval rating was higher after they finished than it was before.

I think they've shot their wad.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 13, 2020 04:14 PM (6L2Vj)

447 Apparently 8 Republican's voted with all the Senate Democrats to pass the Trump can't kill terrorists unless we debate it for six months bill.
Haven't found out who they are. I'm guessing Rand Paul is one of them.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (3LyA5)
+++++++++
Paul is one. He said he would vote for it before it came up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:14 PM (I2dne)

448 420
When you have a distortion in the process and judges like Amy Jackson,
how do you have any hope/faith that craptards like Comey will not only
get prosecuted but actually get jail time?

Posted by: Cheribebe at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (a4qVe)
You demand a change of venue.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:14 PM (e284m)

449 441
Valenmimes?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (J+mig)

Van Halen Mime's Day. Look it up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 04:14 PM (1CjJc)

450 All this chitchat about pitching and catching. Whew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me? (Fans face with copy of Young Male magazine.)

Posted by: Shep Smith, currently stateless at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (COzlW)

451 You demand a change of venue.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:14 PM (e284m)
++++++++++++
If there is a trial involving even a smidge of politics, it should *not* occur in a political center.

All of those cases should change a venue that is somewhere between the Mississippi and the Missouri.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (I2dne)

452 Val-u-rite Day?

Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (gmo/4)

453 434 Anyone still think Barr will do a single damned thing about the coup attempt?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (puu6v)

Nope. Getting more obvious by the day. His red meat speech back in November was the tell. All the best GOPes have perfected the speech that gets the rubes rubing.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (JE/4H)

454 I hate baseball rules that are a hundred years old changing

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (ZCEU2)

455 >>>Paul is one. He said he would vote for it before it came up.


Mike Lee, too. Wow he has really gone to hell. It's funny though since the Senate passes this thing to stop the most anti-war president of my lifetime.

Well done, jackasses!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (AFSld)

456 They're going to attempt to make any action taken by Trump as being Obstruction of Congress or Abuse of Power.


They don't care if they get found wrong in court/Senate.


It's the process that's the punishment. They're hoping that people will finally get tired of it or start believing it and vote accordingly. With Tiny Mikey as their bank they can hold out till then with massive ads to help them.


We must get through to November and then vote them out of the House. Then most of this nonsense will end. But only if Trump cleans out the Gov't of all Obama appointees.

This will be our Battle of Britain. We must keep the Democrats out for at least one more Admin to eliminate the power of the illegal vote and to rid the bureaucracy of the Democrat stranglehold.

Perhaps the removal of union dues might help.

The coalition of the Unions and the Democrats amounts to a money laundering scheme and could/should be prosecuted in some way.

This may be our last true actual vote if we are not careful and ignited.

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (eYV9L)

457 "425 Screw you Barr.


The Presidents tweets make it hard for you to do your job?

Well what the fuck are you doing?


Clearly your not supervising anything and apparently your not communicating with the President.


I am sick and fucking tired of this weak bullshit."

Typical cuck stuff. Barr won't do shit.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (puu6v)

458


HUMANS



No Matter Who or What You Are, We're Gonna Fuck You!







Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (9wmyx)
Boys will be boys! Until the Dems take complete control.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (e284m)

459 My wife asked me if I would hang some shelves for her this spring in the loft.

I told her I knew a guy...

Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (bT7Yc)

460 Rockies have Wolters, who is phenomenal. I can't wait to see him play again this year. Dude is a through-and-through baseball player.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (I2dne)
------------

I'm not a Rockies fan, but, I will watch Aranado, any day of the week.

That man is something else.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (QyoQ9)

461 >>>Val-u-rite Day?


Um, that's every day. Duh!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (AFSld)

462 HUMANS

No Matter Who or What You Are, We're Gonna Fuck You!


Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM

We feel the same way about other dog breeds.

Posted by: Poodles at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (COzlW)

463 He should be happy. There's no racism or gun violence in Mexico.


Kinda hard to have racism when it's pretty monoethnic.
Very little gun violence.
High machete violence, though.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (0PD0H)

464 488. The change of venue would need to be in South Dakota. And even then they'll deny it.

Posted by: Cheribebe at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (a4qVe)

465 Sweden: Gender Dysphoria in Teen Girls Cases up 1,500 Per Cent Since 2008

"experts don't know why...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (vEIlU)

466 434 Anyone still think Barr will do a single damned thing about the coup attempt?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (puu6v)


I do. But then again, I'm an optimist.

Nothing brings a grin to my face more than the thought of the coup participants being led out to gallows set up in front of the national mall.

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (U6f/q)

467 This is that awkward stage, too late to vote the problem away, to early to just shoot the SOBs.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (OUMaO)

468 Can't remember the entire tweet about Gov Cuomo going to the White House. Trump ended the tweet with "Don't bring Fredo" Harris didn't read that part.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (VNmG1)

469 I'm not a Rockies fan, but, I will watch Aranado, any day of the week.

That man is something else.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (QyoQ9)
++++++++++
Arenado is on another level in every respect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (I2dne)

470 Good morning Punxsutawny!

It's 6:00 AM and it's a gonna be a great day to Impeach President Trump!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (e284m)

471 This thread needs more bagpipe.

Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (gmo/4)

472
HUMANS

No Matter Who or What You Are, We're Gonna Fuck You!
---------------------------------

Not if we probe you first

Posted by: Aliens at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (EPXLU)

473 463 He should be happy. There's no racism or gun violence in Mexico.


Kinda hard to have racism when it's pretty monoethnic.
Very little gun violence.
High machete violence, though.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (0PD0H)

===========

I'm sure those descendants of Europeans get along peachy keen with those of native tribes.

And I didn't realize that the cartels had given up their guns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (q80AH)

474 >>>High machete violence, though.


Just ask Danny Trejo.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (AFSld)

475 They're going to attempt to make any action taken by Trump as being Obstruction of Congress or Abuse of Power.


Start by throwing asses in jail.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (0PD0H)

476 471
This thread needs more bagpipe.


Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (gmo/4)
Bagpipes make everything better.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (e284m)

477 Micheal J. Fox has no Elvis in him



More like Jerry Lee Lewis.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 04:18 PM (oVJmc)

478 HUMANS

No Matter Who or What You Are, We're Gonna Fuck You!

-
When you sleep with someone, you sleep with every human, subhuman, quasihuman, mostly primate his ancestors ever slept with.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 04:18 PM (+y/Ru)

479 LOL!

The ewok put up a HotAir/JV Last link in the sidebar. I put on my hip-waders and wandered into the comments. Some good stuff there, namely:
Bulwark NeverTrumper finds himself outside of the house and thinks the house has disappeared.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:18 PM (I2dne)

480 Pope Brands Transgender Theory as Evil

The Holy Father goes beyond his two predecessors by strongly condemning gender theory. He was recently asked where he notices evil at work nowadays.

"One place is 'gender theory.'"

He went on to say that gender theory is "dangerous" because it seeks to destroy basic differences between the sexes.

"It would make everything homogeneous, neutral. It is an attack on difference, on the creativity of God and on men and women."

These remarks are nothing new for the pope. In 2014, he said, "Gender ideology is demonic."

Posted by: SMOD at February 13, 2020 04:18 PM (3aI0K)

481 433 Valentime's? Where the heck do you live?

Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (gmo/4)
===

Yes, just like that. SW Ohio.

Posted by: Augustine at February 13, 2020 04:18 PM (BDZWU)

482 When you sleep with someone, you sleep with every human, subhuman, quasihuman, mostly primate his ancestors ever slept with.--
We're going to need a bigger bed.

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (veJcn)

483

And I didn't realize that the cartels had given up their guns.



They don't use guns!

They insert the bullets manually.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

484
HUMANS

No Matter Who or What You Are, We're Gonna Fuck You!
---------------------

Tell me something I don't know

Posted by: The Chicken at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (EPXLU)

485 OT:

I didn't realize this:

The NRCC outraised the DCCC last month for the first time in two years, a feat party operatives say is a sign that they are finally getting the hang of digital fundraising after years of being savaged by Democrats and ActBlue.

The NRCC's $12.6 million January haul is its highest non-March haul in years. (The GOP campaign arm hosts its annual fundraising dinner every March.) Transfers from members and their leadership PACs were under $1 million, according to the committee. But $6.8 million of that total came from grassroots donations, via mail, phones and online - about $2 million more than December grassroots donations to the committee. This could be the impeachment boost that House Republicans were waiting for, or it could be fleeting now that the trial has concluded.

=========

The NRCC is catching up to the DCCC. That's good news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (q80AH)

486 Anyone still think Barr will do a single damned thing about the coup attempt?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

I look forward to reading the sternly worded press release when everything is concluded.

Posted by: Biergood at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (yb6r+)

487 Fuck John Kelly, that is all.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (xceTB)

488 I told her I knew a guy...
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM

Hope your not to far away from me

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (ZCEU2)

489 What do you all think of MLB's new "three hitter" rule for pitchers?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM
~~~
Good idea, Now let team 1 call in a relief pitcher thereby forcing the opponent to change its line up so the next 3 batters are all righty, lefty, (or my favorite) switchhitters.

Posted by: socalcon at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (Roy2Z)

490 Any Mississippi folks have any insight onto the 5th Circuit seat that Judge Jolly retired from? Ozerden was too liberal, and was not advanced.

It is the only Circuit vacancy at this point.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (JRaU+)

491 I don't understand the Dems' reasoning. If the last impeachment attempt drove up Trump's numbers and drove theirs down and the President emerged stronger as a result, then why would any new attempt based on similarly shaky grounds gain them any advantage?
Posted by: troyriser

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They will make up for it with volume.

Posted by: G at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (Dhcvl)

492 >>>When you sleep with someone, you sleep with every human, subhuman, quasihuman, mostly primate his ancestors ever slept with.--



This is especially true for Alyssa Milano.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (AFSld)

493 471 This thread needs more bagpipe.
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (gmo/4)

And cowbell.

Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (vSb78)

494 483

And I didn't realize that the cartels had given up their guns.


They don't use guns!

They insert the bullets manually.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

==========

I'm suddenly envisioning cartel ceremonies around this practice. They are not pleasant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (q80AH)

495 "467 This is that awkward stage, too late to vote the problem away, to early to just shoot the SOBs."

Is it too early?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (puu6v)

496 @ZekeJMiller 7 minutes ago

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Attorney General Bill Barr takes swipe at Trump, says tweets about Justice Dept. cases make it 'impossible' to do job.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (cF8AT)

497 MLB is desperate to shorten game duration. I don't like the new "pitch to 3 batters or to end of the half-inning" as a way to do it. MLB doesn't have many options, though. Two ways to really speed-up games are: Limit the number of throws to first base to hold the runner; after 5 foul balls in an at-bat, the batter's out. I don't want those, but throws to first and 6, 7, or 8 or more foul balls in an at-bat consume a lot of time.

Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (AMIL/)

498 Trump's going to have at least EIGHT forever asterisks next to his name in the record books, if we get our way. Maybe we won't stop at eight. As many forever asterisks as we can squeeze in there.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (COzlW)

499 Sunning and Brave. Behold the new SI swimsuit models:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8000293

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (rCwaK)

500 >>>WASHINGTON (AP) -- Attorney General Bill Barr takes swipe at Trump, says tweets about Justice Dept. cases make it 'impossible' to do job.


Giving red meat to the media now? Okay, I think we're done here then.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (AFSld)

501 This fuckin' self-aggrandizing bitch is drunk on all the praise and accolades heaped on her by the identity-politics-loving media:

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-51480912/ record-breaking-astronaut-do-what-scares-you

"Record-breaking astronaut: 'Do what scares you.' "

Some chick just "broke the record" for the longest time in space by a woman.

She basically says, "Hey all you girls, go into outer space and be astronauts! Fly through the stars! Like that big hero, me!"

First of all, you idiot, one gets chosen by other decision-makers to be a NASA astronaut. You can't just stroll in and announce that you are brave and demand to be sent into outer space.

Second of all, and most importantly:

You are just a passenger on a ship designed and paid for and invented and flown by other people, you bitch. You achieved nothing on your own. You are just an affirmative action hire for PR purposes. Men -- men men men men - did every single thing to create that space station, from the underlying science to the nuts-and-bolts construction to everything else -- and then gave you a ticket to ride on it. YOU DESERVE NO CREDIT. And yet you sit there bathing in the glory, and never once say, "I was part of a team" or "Really, I was just a passenger," or anything like that.

Fuck you. Seriously.

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (ySK7x)

502 491
I don't understand the Dems' reasoning. If the last impeachment attempt
drove up Trump's numbers and drove theirs down and the President
emerged stronger as a result, then why would any new attempt based on
similarly shaky grounds gain them any advantage?

Posted by: troyriser

The news hasn't reached their DemBunker yet that the 5th Panzer Corps isn't actually driving on Berlin to relieve them yet. Down there it's all good news from their propaganda wing.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:22 PM (e284m)

503 497 MLB is desperate to shorten game duration. I don't like the new "pitch to 3 batters or to end of the half-inning" as a way to do it. MLB doesn't have many options, though. Two ways to really speed-up games are: Limit the number of throws to first base to hold the runner; after 5 foul balls in an at-bat, the batter's out. I don't want those, but throws to first and 6, 7, or 8 or more foul balls in an at-bat consume a lot of time.
Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (AMIL/)

===========

Call strikes.

They made the strike zone smaller a couple of years ago, which creates more balls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:22 PM (q80AH)

504 Barr dm's trump:

"Watch this shit..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2020 04:22 PM (FOGOI)

505 500 >>>WASHINGTON (AP) -- Attorney General Bill Barr takes swipe at Trump, says tweets about Justice Dept. cases make it 'impossible' to do job.

Giving red meat to the media now? Okay, I think we're done here then.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (AFSld)

I'd bet PDT and Barr are in cahoots on this.

Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 04:22 PM (vSb78)

506 Sunning and Brave. Behold the new SI swimsuit models:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8000293
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (rCwaK)


I'd bang the granny.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 04:23 PM (wCmLp)

507 471 This thread needs more bagpipe.
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (gmo/4)

And cowbell.
Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (vSb7
........

maybe a little vuvuzela.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

508 Call strikes.

They made the strike zone smaller a couple of years ago, which creates more balls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:22 PM (q80AH)


Yes, good point.

Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2020 04:23 PM (AMIL/)

509 Barr actually complained of "background commentary" which could be equally applied to the House. Of course, no one mentions that.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 04:23 PM (JRaU+)

510 I'd bang the granny.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 04:23 PM (wCmLp)
........

You sir, are a great American.

Posted by: Hannity's Broken Record at February 13, 2020 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

511 >>>I'd bet PDT and Barr are in cahoots on this.


I guess that's possible. They've done that before to draw out coup plotters. Would be nice if we arrested a few, though.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:24 PM (AFSld)

512 Fartssmell & Company About stomp on another Garden Rake

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 13, 2020 04:24 PM (BqBId)

513 496 @ZekeJMiller 7 minutes ago

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Attorney General Bill Barr takes swipe at Trump, says tweets about Justice Dept. cases make it 'impossible' to do job.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (cF8AT)


I think I'll wait. These "explosive bombshells" have a habit of being just damp squibs.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 04:24 PM (hLRSq)

514 I have a cunning plan Madam Speaker!

Posted by: Congressman Baldrick at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (e284m)

515 425 Screw you Barr.


The Presidents tweets make it hard for you to do your job?

Well what the fuck are you doing?


Clearly your not supervising anything and apparently your not communicating with the President.


I am sick and fucking tired of this weak bullshit.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (2FWvc)
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Can you imagine there next meeting:

Trump:"I'm making your job harder? Really? I'm making your job, Bill, f'ing harder?! I've had a three year coup perpetrated by this whole city and your damn DOJ/FBI, trying to put me in jail and ruin my family and friends and you say I'm making YOUR job harder?"

Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (G0vdT)

516 I'd bet PDT and Barr are in cahoots on this.
Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 04:22 PM (vSb7

I certainly hope so, or else Barr is working to get Trump impeached.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (WI7YS)

517 Barr is playing the legal game, Trump is playing the political game.

Barr has a point, from a Legal point of view, Trump's tweet was a big complication that he didn't need, that is going to get every decision he makes second guessed by Judges and Juries.

Trump has a point, he was bringing the corruption present in this trial to the attention of the country's voters.

They play to two different audiences. I'm sure they'll patch up any differences, since they need each other. Trump needs Barr, especially, so he better treat him nicely.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (Kpl3J)

518 >>>I'd bang the granny.


Don't go near Baldo. She's apparently from Philly, so her vagina likely has the coronavirus.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (AFSld)

519 And yet no one gives a shit about all of the female engineers at NASA who pfffffffsht!!!!!! Ha! I couldn't finish that with a straight face.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (FOGOI)

520 Pope Brands Transgender Theory as Evil

The Holy Father goes beyond his two predecessors by strongly condemning gender theory. He was recently asked where he notices evil at work nowadays.


Huh. Guess Frankie's not so useless after all.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (OUMaO)

521
Call strikes.

They made the strike zone smaller a couple of years ago, which creates more balls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:22 PM (q80AH)
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It always amazed me that a football game, consisting of 4 15 minutes quarters, plus a half time of 15 minutes which, counts on fingers, plus co-worker fingers...while ignoring death stare...umm, 1 hour, 15 minutes..yet, manages to run 3 hours.

Hmmm.

But, baseball games are too long.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:26 PM (QyoQ9)

522 Baseball . . . You leave the batters box, called strike. You walk of the mound, called ball.


The super bowl, even with the halftime dollar bill fest, took about 3.5 hours, not much different than regular season. Late season baseball is an endless series of pitchers and batters wandering about, looking for meaning in their lives.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 13, 2020 04:27 PM (x4BlB)

523 I certainly hope so, or else Barr is working to get Trump impeached.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (WI7YS)
+++++++++
If he is, then he'll allow another special prosecutor. If he isn't, he won't.

I suspect Barr is not going to be effective, but I will withhold anything approaching final judgement until his House testimony next month and Durham's findings and recommendations a bit later.

My position now is, "nothing will come of this and no one meaningful gets meaningfully punished" but I am open to be being surprised (though not by otters!).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:27 PM (I2dne)

524 521 It always amazed me that a football game, consisting of 4 15 minutes quarters, plus a half time of 15 minutes which, counts on fingers, plus co-worker fingers...while ignoring death stare...umm, 1 hour, 15 minutes..yet, manages to run 3 hours.

Hmmm.

But, baseball games are too long.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:26 PM (QyoQ9)

===========

Ever 40 seconds there's a big burst of activity in football. Nothing really happens, but there's a lot of running around.

As opposed to baseball where every twenty seconds or so a ball gets thrown.

The former is flashier in its nothing happening.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:27 PM (q80AH)

525 Nood.

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 04:27 PM (veJcn)

526 >>>It always amazed me that a football game, consisting of 4 15 minutes quarters, plus a half time of 15 minutes which, counts on fingers, plus co-worker fingers...while ignoring death stare...umm, 1 hour, 15 minutes..yet, manages to run 3 hours.


And what, 25 minute of actual action? Three hours of standing around.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:27 PM (AFSld)

527 Will Barr do something to the coup plotters?

Is Lois Lerner in jail?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 04:27 PM (r+sAi)

528 Rich Zeoli 1210am made the point Barky setting free a million illegals sure through a spike in the gears of justice, no Leftist cried about that.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:28 PM (ZCEU2)

529 So not only did Trump lose the day to Kelly and Bloomberg, you can now add Barr to the list.

So much winning.

Posted by: ggreg at February 13, 2020 04:28 PM (045k4)

530 >>>When you sleep with someone, you sleep with every human, subhuman, quasihuman, mostly primate his ancestors ever slept with.--

This is especially true for Alyssa Milano.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (AFSld)

Alternate punchline:

"... but enough about Alabama"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2020 04:28 PM (FOGOI)

531 NYT article:

In an extraordinary rebuke of President Trump, Attorney General William P. Barr said on Thursday that Mr. Trump’s attacks on the Justice Department had made it “impossible for me to do my job” and asserted that “I’m not going to be bullied or influenced by anybody.”

~~~

“I’m not going to be bullied or influenced by anybody,” Mr. Barr said in an interview with ABC News. “And I said, whether it’s Congress, newspaper editorial board, or the president, I’m going to do what I think is right. I cannot do my job here at the department with a constant background commentary that undercuts me.”

https://tinyurl.com/ww56zls

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 04:29 PM (cF8AT)

532 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 04:29 PM (zlgJP)

533 A bold move, Cotton. Let's see how it works out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2020 04:29 PM (yQpMk)

534 Meh, tomorrow we'll be cheering for Barr again.

None of this shit is going to happen by 5:00 tomorrow so settle down, grab a scotch.

Long war.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:30 PM (e284m)

535 MLB is desperate to shorten game duration.

1. Call strikes - get the strike zone back to where it was in the 1930's

2. Move the mound back 3 feet.


3. No commercial breaks except at specific times during the game.

4. Drastically limit the number of pitcher that can be used in a game.

Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:31 PM (gmo/4)

536 SI is going out of their way to find the least model looking models for the swimsuit issue. What is the point of this issue now? I've seen better swimsuit looks at my local community pool.

IF you are going to parade around in a bathing suit at 250 pounds, at least wear one that tries to make you look good, not a bikini that is so stretched out over your giant butt that it looks like you found it at Goodwill.

The bald fitness instructor at least looks..fit. She does, however, need to change razors or get waxed by someone who knows what they are doing.

Meow, hiss hiss.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2020 04:33 PM (3LyA5)

537 He's been savaged by current players.

I don't think that idea gains any traction.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (QyoQ9)

It's a bullshit idea.

It's like Manfred had about 5 drinks and just started dreaming up "changes to baseball" and threw them all out there.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 13, 2020 04:34 PM (d6Ksn)

538
@RepJerryNadler

Dear
@Senate GOP

This is what another quid pro Quo by the President of the United States looks like


@realDonaldTrump
I'm seeing Governor Cuomo today at the White House. He must understand that National Security far exceeds politics. New York must stop all of its unnecessary lawsuits & harassment. start cleaning itself up, and lowering taxes. Build relationships, but don't bring Fredo!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2020 04:35 PM (wiXsO)

539 Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2020 04:33 PM (3LyA5)

The current Land's End catalog has an overweight woman on the cover.

Looking at swimsuit ads used to make me think "Hey, I'd better get my ass on the treadmill because I want to look somewhat presentable in my swimming suit before summer rolls around." These fat models tell women "Hey, don't worry. Have another piece of cake - it's no big deal if you weigh 200 lbs, because so do we!"

It doesn't comfort me. It depresses me.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 13, 2020 04:39 PM (d6Ksn)

540 Democrats don't do this shit to each other. The Rule of Law is a fools game. We're supposed to pretend to care about that shit while fighting dirty as fuck to punish our political enemies. Friendly fire is a fucking mistake!!!!!

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:39 PM (JE/4H)

541 Who gets the contract to convert FEMA trailers into transgender bathrooms? I think a bunch of them are parked in Carville's back yard. Or front yard.

Posted by: klaftern at February 13, 2020 04:40 PM (RuIsu)

542 I remember when Trump and Sessions were working together.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:41 PM (JE/4H)

543 Give it a rest Spoon head and are you going to use a nuclear bomb on those who refuse your demands for Impeachment? Go Away Spoon Head

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 13, 2020 04:41 PM (wGqjj)

544 It's like Manfred had about 5 drinks and just started dreaming up "changes to baseball" and threw them all out there.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 13, 2020 04:34 PM (d6Ksn)
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Yeah, it does sound that way, doesn't it?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:42 PM (QyoQ9)

545 So Pope Francis remembered for about 5 minutes that he's Catholic?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 13, 2020 04:43 PM (d6Ksn)

546 Huh. Guess Frankie's not so useless after all.
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (OUMaO)

Too bad the fucktard doesn't understand, or is in denial, about the fact that "transgender theory" is just another aspect of Gramscian Marxism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 04:43 PM (LxWV7)

547 "I'd bet PDT and Barr are in cahoots on this.

Posted by: m"


Possibly. It will definitely end the calls for his impeachment and make a him star for a few days with the MSM.

Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2020 05:05 PM (MxEKc)

548 One more fart from his ass.

Posted by: Cleopatra's Asp at February 13, 2020 06:35 PM (xZjSg)

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