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Eric Swallowall to Collusion Truther Jake Tapper: Yes, We Might Well Impeach Trump Again Over Barr's Overruling of Mueller's Rogue Prosecutors
And this isn't just any old Democrat saying this -- this is Eric Swallowall, former Democrat presidential candidate. (I mean, he was. Technically.)Jake Tapper asks Rep. Swalwell if the House will push impeaching @realDonaldTrump over the Roger Stone situation: We're not going to take our options off the table. We don’t wake up in the morning wanting to impeach him...but we're not going to let him torch this democracy... pic.twitter.com/HqTANTdVLw
— Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) February 12, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:16 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: RUReadingthis at February 13, 2020 03:16 PM (aQ25I)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 13, 2020 03:16 PM (nNEcr)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 03:16 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Ishmael at February 13, 2020 03:16 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: RUReadingthis at February 13, 2020 03:16 PM (aQ25I)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (nNEcr)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (j42ZK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Ishmael at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (Vy7tf)
Has mitt announced his vote already yet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: RUReadingthis at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (aQ25I)
Posted by: rd at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Someguy at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (YVvSQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Fooking liar.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (I2dne)
No, he's not lying. They wake up in the afternoon wanting to impeach him.
Totally different.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (pmpob)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Ishmael at February 13, 2020 03:17 PM (Vy7tf)
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African or European? Laden or unladen?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (j42ZK)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
repost
Trump's campaign needs to do a Groundhog Chuck ad.
How Bloomberg kills groundhogs. Hates Spring.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (WI7YS)
I just had to say it.
--
But did you actually? Or are you just saying it?
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (veJcn)
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Saying it without doing it means a night in the box...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (m45I2)
So, he is an Ent.
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (90T4r)
Republicans would have done so much better in 2018 had Trump already had a bullshit impeachment and this cloud hanging over Trump was constantly hamstringing him on how he could handle personnel.
Trump really is bulletproof now.
Posted by: Blago at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: rd at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (QyoQ9)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (ovHX/)
The prosecutors didnt follow their own sentencing guideline and lied about it.
Do ANY of these fucks even have a clue as to whats really happening in their areas of oversight??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (8XRCm)
++++++
Fixed it for him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (4a9Vv)
How Bloomberg kills groundhogs. Hates Spring.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (vEIlU)
Bloomy might not like groundhogs, but it was actually De Blasio that either dropped or killed one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: iandeal at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (QyoQ9)
He looks constipated to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (pmpob)
Hilariously untrue.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (WI7YS
...because they lay awake in bed at night thinking about it.
Posted by: Ishmael at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (UCubL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (WI7YS)
Yep. Bloomberg could drop an egg and not have it break.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (pmpob)
Posted by: Allie at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (cF8AT)
I find myself wanting assholes like Swallow given not just Nacht und Nebel treatment, but full-on, balls-to-the-wall Roland Frielser Plotzensee Prison treatment.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: lowandslow
Investigate. Please.
Let's find out about judge malfeasance, hinky jury shit and the rest.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 03:21 PM (S9U/P)
I rate this as true as Mutt Romenemy's "I had to think long and hard about it and I really, really, really didn't want to do it but God made me."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
And more Trump.
And more Trump until the office of "President" is renamed "Trump"
Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (Izzlo)
People like Eric Swallowell are the reason I am beginning to think CW2.0 could actually be a thing someday.
When actual elected leaders not just lie like a rug, but even deny basic reality of facts like he does now for about 3 years, all bets are off.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (sy5kK)
Is this just red meat for the commoners or do these people believe their own gasbaggery? Ego much?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (xptlg)
It would be because Senators would not want to sit in the chamber, which they would be required to do, rather than ensure reelection or raise copious funds.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: No One Ever at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (/tuDa)
I say back in the day because I can't remember seeing Rudner in anything since the 1980s or very early 1990s.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (j3npP)
.........
Why not? It's the only thing that gives you a boner.
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (v0R5T)
*basically, female obama
Posted by: shibumi... Ohio redneck in training at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: X at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (OJXeH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (pmpob)
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Distinction without a difference when it comes to old Fake Jake, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (QyoQ9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (ptqGC)
It isn't just him, I see the narrative starting on the left already.
Schumer and Pelosi are both talking about how "dangerous" this is. I
don't know if they got their cue from the media or the media got it from
them.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (4thlk)
That's their next move. Barr shut down Mueller, and it failed spectacularly. Trump's perfect call turned out for him perfectly.
It is transparent. That's all they have.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (1CjJc)
It's very complicated. You're probably too dumb to understand it.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (JE/4H)
Bullshit. You're a fucking liar who fucking lies.
...but we're not going to let him torch this democracy...
Not a fucking "democracy", cunt.
Posted by: DocJ at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Milt Rombley Playing Pocket Pool at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (so+oy)
I find myself wanting assholes like Swallow given not just Nacht und Nebel treatment, but full-on, balls-to-the-wall Roland Frielser Plotzensee Prison treatment.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Just start shooting them where they are found. Mach schnell.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (/tuDa)
When he is interviewed now, I notice candles and Febreze on the interviewer's desk.
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (90T4r)
It would be because Senators would not want to sit in the chamber, which they would be required to do, rather than ensure reelection or raise copious funds.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (JRaU+)
I agree completely - McConnell let Pelosi hijack 2 full weeks of of his valuable Senate time, he's not going to let her have any more in an election year. I think McConnell has got 52 votes for immediate dismissal of anything the House sends over.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (Kpl3J)
"We Might Well Impeach Trump Again..."
Did not see that coming.
Posted by: No One Ever at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (6eEQ+)
Dems 2020: If we don't impeach him, he might win.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (+y/Ru)
I know he didn't kill the groundhog, I just want to make him go on TV and deny it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (gd9RK)
As a Mormon, that line really, really pissed me off.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (PUl+e)
Posted by: corn and beans at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (tkNkP)
Republicans would have done so much better in 2018 had Trump already had a bullshit impeachment and this cloud hanging over Trump was constantly hamstringing him on how he could handle personnel.
Trump really is bulletproof now.
Posted by: Blago at February 13, 2020 03:19 PM (sjTfF)
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Nope. Firing Mueller would have given the sackless RINOs in the Senate enough reason to nobly vote for Impeachment. Maybe not enough to reach 2/3rds, but enough to really weaken Trump and prevent the USMCA, the China trade deal, and being able to use defense dollars for building the wall.
Who knows, the Senate Democrats might have gottten 2/3rds plus one too?
Posted by: rd at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (+0uDE)
Beachfront property! Get your lovely Arizona beachfront property here!
Posted by: Dr. T at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (2PXwn)
Not a fucking "democracy", cunt.
Posted by: DocJ
Remember, democrats project.
Obola already torched the Republic.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (S9U/P)
Yep. The only way to stop him is to impeach him in their minds.
Posted by: shibumi... Ohio redneck in training at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (ZCiJZ)
When actual elected leaders not just lie like a rug, but even deny basic reality of facts like he does now for about 3 years, all bets are off.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (sy5kK)
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Remember, this is the guy who mentioned using nuclear weapons on American citizens.
This guy is not only stupid, he's dangerously stupid.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (QyoQ9)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (cDw3P)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM
A twat.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Highland Groundhog at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (4a9Vv)
Bloomberg just got bit by the groundhog. Didn't drop him, but ruined his leather gloves.
Mayor Bloomberg has faced some tough opponents since taking office, but none have bitten him up until now. During the Groundhog's Day ceremony in Staten Island yesterday, Charles G. Hogg bit the Mayor and ruined a very nice pair of leather gloves. Bloomberg was trying to lure the critter out from his hiding place with an ear of corn when the furry fiend went for the finger. (Video...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)
Leftovers:
Oh boy, over at DM they have an article showing some of the "diverse" models for Sports Illustrated newest swimsuit edition.
It's...um...something.
Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 03:06 PM (G0vdT)
..........
Ugly is the new beautiful.
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (v0R5T)
I had top laugh the other day, when the lovely and delightful Mrs naturalfake were walking through the mall, and passed an advertisement for women's clothing with a rather heavy, tattooed model.
She suddenly blurted out, "I am so tired of seeing ugly models. Who wants to see that?'
When you've lost the women for women's clothing, who are you advertising for?
Who will advertise for the advertisers? -
Stuff Juvenal Said, Volume XXI
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: cccp3o at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (wsxRs)
Then, suddenly, a flash and thunderous blast was witnessed by all as the representative turned to charcoal.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (6eEQ+)
I say back in the day because I can't remember seeing Rudner in anything since the 1980s or very early 1990s.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2020 03:23 PM (j3npP)
I think she's still working Vegas, she's been there a long time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)
...but we're not going to let him torch this democracy...
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Ok.... but lets see how you fuckers do in Milwaukee first.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (JE/4H)
Posted by: Eric Swallowell at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bosk at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Eric "Toot Nuke 'em" Fartswell at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (ovHX/)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (pdbfA)
Sheesh. Ive saying "fuck" alot lately...
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (CqE5x)
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Well, one mystery is solved. We now know why communism hasn't worked in North Korea.
Bloomberg Asia@BloombergAsia
Kim Jong Un dreamed of turning North Korea into a skiing paradise. Now those plans are melting away due to climate change.
-
But for climate change, the NorKs would be living.large in an utopia of equality and prosperity.
And thanks, Mini Mike, for sharing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (+y/Ru)
It's *Republic*, you dolt. One would think elected officials would know these things.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (XN+hF)
naturalfake were walking through the mall, and passed an advertisement
for women's clothing with a rather heavy, tattooed model.
She suddenly blurted out, "I am so tired of seeing ugly models. Who wants to see that?'
I got a flyer for the Ulta cosmetics store the other day, and there's a DUDE showing off the latest eye shadows and lipsticks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (ptqGC)
As a Mormon, that line really, really pissed me off.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 13, 2020 03:24 PM (PUl+e)
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As a non-LDS, that line really pissed me off too.
Posted by: rd at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (X+a7J)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: lowandslow
Waves hands wildly. I know, I know, Pick me!!
Posted by: corn and beans at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (tkNkP)
Sheesh. Ive saying "fuck" alot lately...
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (8XRCm)
I drop those "F" bombs like they are commas.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (N39Ws)
It would be because Senators would not want to sit in the chamber, which they would be required to do, rather than ensure reelection or raise copious funds.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 03:22 PM (JRaU+)
Agreed.
We call it election season, the Senate thinks of it as "money season".
Not unlike hungry bears going after a full garbage can.
Nothing will get in their way.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Guzalot at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (prSvo)
And he's not alone. That's what worries me. the shallower the swamp gets the more the vermin are going to fight back. I've said it before, it will get worse before it gets better. Likely much worse when those with perceived power today start to wake up to find they no longer do.
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (w9UC1)
Also when you build a fire outside....yuge fire...girls drink more and you don't have the guilt of using date taping drugs.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (Kd6KP)
I believe they claim he threatened a dog. I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (JE/4H)
That's exactly what Swallowell wakes up wanting to do---after he rips a few loud farts.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (CqE5x)
naturalfake were walking through the mall, and passed an advertisement
for women's clothing with a rather heavy, tattooed model
Hold my bucket of chicken.
Posted by: Gillette Model at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (FypLm)
How is he still on tv let alone not in jail?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (R6F3a)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (ovHX/)
It was glorious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Guzalot at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (prSvo)
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Just don't vote for squishy Republicans that say unnice things about Trump.
They're no better than Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2020 03:25 PM (cDw3P)
It all came down to Stone's interactions with another character named Randy Credico, who probably wasn't much of a witness to anything. Stone sent him some whacked out message about his dog, which Credico himself said was so stupid he didn't see it as a threat, but the prosecutors said "OH MY GOD THAT WAS A THREAT!!!" and added it onto the charges. One text message.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 13, 2020 03:29 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Eric Swallowell at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (RD7QR)
.........
I find this to be oddly... arousing.
Posted by: Mayo Peter at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (XN+hF)
He knows.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (JE/4H)
Posted by: Reality at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (CqE5x)
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Trump figuratively rammed it so far up his backside...
Posted by: rd at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: irright at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Eric Swallwell at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (5OAz2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (ptqGC)
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (0OmEj)
Leftovers:
Oh boy, over at DM they have an article showing some of the "diverse" models for Sports Illustrated newest swimsuit edition.
It's...um...something.
Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 03:06 PM (G0vdT)
..........
Ugly is the new beautiful.
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (v0R5T)
I had top laugh the other day, when the lovely and delightful Mrs
naturalfake were walking through the mall, and passed an advertisement
for women's clothing with a rather heavy, tattooed model.
She suddenly blurted out, "I am so tired of seeing ugly models. Who wants to see that?'
When you've lost the women for women's clothing, who are you advertising for?
Who will advertise for the advertisers? -
Stuff Juvenal Said, Volume XXI
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2020 03:26 PM (9wmyx)
They haven't resorted to trannies in women's bathing suits, have they? I mean, I don't want to go to DM to "read" the article, blow lunch and then have to explain to my coworkers why computer monitors have been painted with my partially digested lunch.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (N39Ws)
'At least I'm not a communist': James Carville has some colorful thoughts on Bernie Sanders calling him 'a political hack'
Carville the Cobra v. Bernie the Zombie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (XN+hF)
He knows.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (JE/4H)
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He doesn't care.
Every move away from the original constitutional order has been an effort to undermine the checks and balances that keep people from gaining too much power within the American system of government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:31 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:31 PM (90T4r)
going to fight back. I've said it before, it will get worse before it
gets better. Likely much worse when those with perceived power today
start to wake up to find they no longer do.
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 13, 2020 03:28 PM (w9UC1)
You've got to drain the swamp to expose all the gators and water moccasins.
PDT is doing a great job.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:31 PM (ptqGC)
Use the intrumentalities of the state aided by their apparatchiks in the media as force multipliers to spy on and harass a Republican POTUS candidate now President, and then when the President tries to fight back or protest use that as a predicate to emanitze more harassment and impeachment investigations and inquiries in a perpetual feed back loop.
The only way this stops is to make them stop or total war.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 13, 2020 03:32 PM (2FWvc)
LMAO
Ya'll know the definition of insanity
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 03:32 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (0OmEj)
Don't hate the Playa, hate the Game.
-The Chicken
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2020 03:32 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2020 03:32 PM (rpxSz)
That's Jake's "I need more fiber in my diet look".
Prune Jake, prunes. You're full of shit.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at February 13, 2020 03:32 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: John Thornton
Arrests. Jail.
Process is the punishment.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 03:32 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: tubal
I forgot about this bill, what was the outcome?
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (oiNtH)
The debbil made me do it!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (pmpob)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Uu+Jp)
Celebrity Deathmatch!
'At least I'm not a communist': James Carville has some colorful thoughts on Bernie Sanders calling him 'a political hack'
Carville the Cobra v. Bernie the Zombie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
I'm rooting for both of them to lose.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (pidi0)
Posted by: doof2112 at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (olgDX)
Let's hope that AG Barr is a Sherman or Grant
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (pidi0)
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Robert the Bruce
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (q80AH)
These liberal justices are like Terminators: They can't be bargained with and they will never ever stop.
NY Judge: "I'm putting a nationwide injunction on Trumps "public charge" rules.
SCOTUS: " Oh no you don't. Overruled and stop with the f*cking national injunctions.".
IL Judge:" F*ck you SCOTUS. Hey New York, hold my beer."
Headline:
Trump administration requests another Supreme Court stay on injunction against public charge rule.
The highest court had previously voted 5-4 in January to lift a nationwide injunction imposed by a federal judge in New York while the case plays out in appeals court. In the Thursday request from Solicitor General Noel Francisco, the administration asked the court to do the same for an injunction imposed by an Illinois district court.
Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: the dandy at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (bR08X)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 13, 2020 03:34 PM (19g6/)
Bloomberg is bribing "social media influencers" to make "memes" about him that "make me look cool":
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51493403
It's so cringe-inducing and pitiful that my Cringeometer busted a gasket.
Verbatim plea from the Bloomberg Instagram account to some sleazeball Gen-Z "influencer":
"Can you post an original meme to make me look cool for the upcoming Democratic primary?"
Half of them take the cash and shamelessly shill for Bloomberg, the other half mock him.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 03:34 PM (ySK7x)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 13, 2020 03:34 PM (s2LSa)
Epstein didn't tamper himself.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2020 03:34 PM (Cus5s)
________
And not any old Collusion Truther Fake Tapper -- this is Bill Clinton's humidor girlfriend's boyfriend Fake Tapper.
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 13, 2020 03:34 PM (DyW0n)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (ptqGC)
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (ufFY
I'm stating to see men in heavy make up at my leftist grocery store. Disturbing and clown-like.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:27 PM (WI7YS)
..........
minor addendum
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (ufFY
Was watching a movie on TNT (Wolverine 2) the other night and was pelted by commercials for a gay love drug that keeps gay1 from infecting gay2 during buttsecks or something, complete with a bunch of dudes loving up on each other.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: tubal
I forgot about this bill, what was the outcome?
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (oiNtH)
They sold out, and won. 51 to 48.
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Okay, now, quickly, which is which?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (QyoQ9)
Let's hope that AG Barr is a Sherman or Grant
Posted by: Ignoramus
Please make DC Atlanta.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (S9U/P)
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I seriously believe that it's this "talent' that 's gotten Jake as far as he is .
That and being a good little commie
Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (1CjJc)
=========
I think I saw that ad.
What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."
Just, all the woke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (q80AH)
"Can you post an original meme to make me look cool for the upcoming Democratic primary?"
Okay, Boomer!
Seriously, is there any more technologically-unhip question he could ask?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (oVJmc)
Anybody who wondered if the impeachment disaster would be a lesson for these maniacs just got their answer.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I agree, but that doesn't preclude my preparation for the possibility that the gators would rather resist the exposure.
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM
Trump, I have never prayed to you before. ... Winning pleases you, Trump, so grant me one request, grant me another impeachment! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!
Posted by: Conan the Republican at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (UR9yg)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: the dandy at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (bR08X)
Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (AfWDD)
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
I'''m seeing Governor Cuomo today at The White House. He must understand that National Security far exceeds politics. New York must stop all of its unnecessary lawsuits and harrassment, start cleaning itself up, and lowering taxes. Build relationships, but don't bring Fredo!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: tubal
I forgot about this bill, what was the outcome?
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (oiNtH)
They sold out, and won. 51 to 48.
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (90T4r)
All Kabuki theater... PDT will Veto and they do not have 67 votes to override
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (nRk/c)
That's Not My Carbon Footprint...and
Godzilla Does D.C. Wives.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 13, 2020 03:37 PM (Kd6KP)
And not any old Collusion Truther Fake Tapper -- this is Bill Clinton's humidor girlfriend's boyfriend Fake Tapper.
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 13, 2020 03:34 PM (DyW0n)
Jake's banging Lewinsky?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 03:37 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2020 03:30 PM (ufFY
Was watching a movie on TNT (Wolverine 2) the other night and was pelted by commercials for a gay love drug that keeps gay1 from infecting gay2 during buttsecks or something, complete with a bunch of dudes loving up on each other.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (1CjJc)
Well, that is utterly disgusting.
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:37 PM (90T4r)
But after taking that morning leak, the fucker is fair game again.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 03:37 PM (XF4b8)
__________
snopes.com rates this as "mostly true."
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (DyW0n)
Posted by: IC at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (a0IVu)
"Can you post an original meme to make me look cool for the upcoming Democratic primary?"
Okay, Boomer!
Seriously, is there any more technologically-unhip question he could ask?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
He's like the dorky rich kid on the playground handing out money to the cool kids to pretend to be his friends. It only makes him look LESS cool.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (ySK7x)
What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."
Just, all the woke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (q80AH)
That's the one. I chuckled.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (1CjJc)
Yeah, now that's just daring the SCOTUS to do something, and I approve of it. I approve of all Lefty dimwits poking sleepy, cranky, grizzly bears.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (hLRSq)
All Kabuki theater... PDT will Veto and they do not have 67 votes to override
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (nRk/c)
Oh yeah, I agree with the outcome. It is the brazenness of these scum sucking bastards that has me vexed. Do I seem vexed, NGU?
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (90T4r)
I'm stating to see men in heavy make up at my leftist grocery store. Disturbing and clown-like.
Posted by: Ladyl
Ask one of them if the circus is in town.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (aKsyK)
He's like the dorky rich kid on the playground handing out money to the cool kids to pretend to be his friends. It only makes him look LESS cool.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 03:38 PM (ySK7x)
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Shoulda done like Draco Malfoy and just bought everyone Nimbus 2001 brooms.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (q80AH)
are time consuming to manage?
is there a way to get a used harem? is there some kind of certified pre-owned harem thing?
harem's like geishas where you have to listen to them play music or admire their painting?
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Eric Swallowell at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: the dandy at February 13, 2020 03:33 PM (bR08X)
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Liu ??? Or however the fuck she spells her name...
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (8XRCm)
The Stawk Markit isn't exactly kicking me around today, but-
nor is it treating me like its favorite, little, fluffy puppy.
I would prefer the fluffy, little puppy treatment, dammit!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (ZCEU2)
What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."
It's almost as if there's some form of....I dunno, BIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SEXES.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ALH at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (uLuPn)
What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."
It's almost as if there's some form of....I dunno, BIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SEXES.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (oVJmc)
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Well, yeah, the choice of the person. Duh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (JE/4H)
Posted by: the dandy at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (bR08X)
He'll bring government all the decisiveness and energy we've come to expect from it.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (RD7QR)
I say back in the day because I can't remember seeing Rudner in anything since the 1980s or very early 1990s.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2020
*
*
She's still doing shows in Vegas.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (Ejm1K)
What's wrong with "Mini-Mike"? It's almost viral.
Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (SUJyY)
164 I didn't WANT to impeach Trump -- I felt I... owed it to society.
-- Judge Smails
How 'bout a Fresca!
The left IS the entrenched country-clubbing, gopher-hating, oppressive, racist, double-standard bearing, sexist, dead-behind-the-eyes, crony capitalist dumb shits that they keep accusing us of being.
Posted by: AMartel at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (WWgnZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
HERETIC!!!!1111!!!
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Skip
--
Take a deep breath and try again.
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (8XRCm)
The u is actually a silent e.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM (JE/4H)
Posted by tubal
I am not sure. Obama has pictures of me showing how much I like that.
Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at February 13, 2020 03:41 PM (AfWDD)
Posted by: AMartel at February 13, 2020 03:41 PM (WWgnZ)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020 03:41 PM (oZ6kz)
Even if you outsource your meme generation, no one is going to show up in his boardroom with a power point of surprise anal memes
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:41 PM (HALdu)
are time consuming to manage?
is there a way to get a used harem? is there some kind of certified pre-owned harem thing?
harem's like geishas where you have to listen to them play music or admire their painting?
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (HALdu)
Isn't a used harem kind of like a pre-owned sex toy?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 03:41 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 03:41 PM (KZzsI)
It's *Republic*, you dolt. One would think elected officials would know these things.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020
*
*
But the Dems could never let that be said. It sounds like -- horrors! -- "Republican"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (Ejm1K)
are time consuming to manage?
is there a way to get a used harem? is there some kind of certified pre-owned harem thing?
harem's like geishas where you have to listen to them play music or admire their painting?
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (HALdu)
They all get their periods at the same time.
Have fun!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (SRRAx)
-- Democrat party, 2020
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (vPKfA)
What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."
It's almost as if there's some form of....I dunno, BIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SEXES.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 03:39 PM (oVJmc)
Yes, but ASSIGNED female. As if there is an option. And if you CHOOSE female instead of being assigned, then you can have gay buttsecks love drug. What a ridiculous mess.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: ALH at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:35 PM (1CjJc)
=========
I think I saw that ad.
What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."
Just, all the woke."
That add ran on Oscar night. I saw the fine print on assigned female at birth and I actually swore loud enough for my bride to ask what was the problem. A drug company - full of scientists - said that. Sorry gay guys, they are actually trying to trick you and kill you - I wouldn't trust that drug.
Posted by: JEM1 at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (01jYD)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2020
She's still doing shows in Vegas.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM
Me too!
Posted by: Carrot Top at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (UR9yg)
What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."
Just, all the woke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++++
)*$U)*U@%)NF@(J)*
Sex is not "assigned," at birth or otherwise.
Sex is *discovered* at birth (or earlier, if ultrasounding). The outcome of that discovery is then marked on the form.
This is one particularly pernicious language manipulation. Fuck all of these miserable, manipulative, subversive, anti-reality, evil fucksticks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (JtRzJ)
I say, yes, shine a big light on this.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (53pVB)
Posted by: thesilentone at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (xh1To)
I think I saw that ad.
What stuck with me was, "This drug has not been tested on people assigned female as birth."
Just, all the woke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:36 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++++
)*$U)*U@%)NF@(J)*
Sex is not "assigned," at birth or otherwise.
Sex is *discovered* at birth (or earlier, if ultrasounding). The outcome of that discovery is then marked on the form.
This is one particularly pernicious language manipulation. Fuck all
of these miserable, manipulative, subversive, anti-reality, evil
fucksticks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (I2dne)
And these are the mental midgets who claim science is on their side.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (8XRCm)
Have fun!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February
Sure you mock but that is why I come here it would never have occurred to me to worry about that.
That is the beauty of the hq, distributed expertise
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (w9UC1)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (JE/4H)
Nah, their PR department hiring an ad company said that. The scientists are just trying to do their jobs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (KZzsI)
I saw "Gay Buttsecks Love Drug" open for "10cc" at the Astrodome in 77.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (8XRCm)
"Gay Buttsecks Love Drug" opened for 10cm after the show.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
18 Nuke 'em likes talking big. Don't think he knows shit, but Pelosi has floated another round of impeachment.
Posted by: Someguy at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (YVvSQ)
19 Do it, fart bandit.
...
i forgot about the farting.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (PbpT7)
I say, yes, shine a big light on this.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (53pVB)
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Sort of like the prosecutors were corrupt, Barr found out, and he's using the prosecutors' hissy fit against them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: fixerupper at February
does it involve sex. with another person.
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2020 03:43 PM (N39Ws)
+++++++++++
Yeah, "Party of science" my achin' ass.
This is a direct result of the critical theorists dressing up their absurdity in pseudo-scientific verbiage, which really started to hit its stride in the 80s. They talked like scientists, and thus *were* scientists. Just ask them.
Deviant degenerates.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (PbpT7)
It's his most memorable work.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (1CjJc)
July will be two scoops, I'm sticking with that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (mf5HN)
Dumbassess haven't even managed single jeopardy yet with their weak ass whiny shit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (veJcn)
i forgot about the farting.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (PbpT7)
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We all know that this is because you just regenerated again and are still compiling your memories of your past selves.
What is this? Version 5?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (53pVB)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (/669Q)
Judge Amy Berman Jackson, overseeing the Roger Stone trial, is possibly the most corrupt and blind Obama judge appointed in his entire 8 year reign of terror.
I'm confident that she approves of the Guiado beatings in Venezuela by Maduro though. That Maduro, Amy thinks he is one helluva boss.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (I2dne)
They browbeat people into accepting their bizarro-world language, most people avoid conflict and adopt it, and the Unlightenment marches on.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (J+mig)
with the methane it would be like Tunguska all over again
Posted by: x at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (HALdu)
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Fine. Add your qualifiers then.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (8XRCm)
July will be two scoops, I'm sticking with that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM (mf5HN)
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The Democratic National Convention is going to be lit in several different ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (mf5HN)
-
Had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (53pVB)
++++++++++
Yet, he has never managed to rise. He is still languishing in the second tier of idiot journalists. He can't even approach the top-tier guys.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (I2dne)
Judge Amy Berman Jackson, overseeing the Roger Stone trial, is possibly the most corrupt and blind Obama judge appointed in his entire 8 year reign of terror.
I'm confident that she approves of the Guiado beatings in Venezuela by Maduro though. That Maduro, Amy thinks he is one helluva boss.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (sy5kK)
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Confirmed 97-0, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: ace
--
kind of the foundation of his claim to being a great orificer
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: FactCheck at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (wjIi7)
Oh boy, over at DM they have an article showing some of the "diverse" models for Sports Illustrated newest swimsuit edition.
It's...um...something.
Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 03:06 PM (G0vdT)
..........
Ugly is the new beautiful.
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 03:18 PM (v0R5T)
The bald chick is very nice. But if that 56 year old is really 56, the years have not been kind. And don't even get me started on the big girl.
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (Z/Q5q)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: creeper at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Drider at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (R/UH9)
i forgot about the farting.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (PbpT7)
===========
We all know that this is because you just regenerated again and are still compiling your memories of your past selves.
What is this? Version 5?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (q80AH)
If it's anything like the latest Windows upgrades ace will be spontaneously rebooting for days.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mayo Peter at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
If it's anything like the latest Windows upgrades ace will be spontaneously rebooting for days.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (RD7QR)
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I wouldn't call that rebooting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:48 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (q80AH)
I understand that the opening number will be from La Cage Aux Folles
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 03:48 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Scott M at February 13, 2020 03:48 PM (7cZJw)
July will be two scoops, I'm sticking with that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 13, 2020 03:45 PM
Yes, and each successor plan they have to Get Trump! is worse than the preceding plan. The madness has them firmly in its grasp and will not let go until they are at rock-bottom, politically busted, derelicts, sheltering next to the dumpsters, drinking near-empty Sterno cans for the buzz.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:48 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: fixerupper at February
Hey, you did notice I assumed it was not gay sex
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (q80AH)
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Not least among them will be actual fire.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (/tuDa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:48 PM (q80AH)
++++++++
1. Drink too much
2. "Crash" (e.g., fall down in the street)
3. Drag yourself to the curb, eschewing your shoes in the process
4. "Reboot" (put your shoes back on)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: corn and beans at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: klaftern at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:48 PM (hLRSq)
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So on a scale of dad jokes to Mike Bloomberg, how lame is the October Surprise going to be?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: troyriser at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (E2EAq)
I don't have a problem with that. Since the Democrats already decided to go full Thelma and Louise, they might as well hit the accelerator and gun it to 120 mph as they plunge screaming off the cliff.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (XehFa)
Posted by: troyriser at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (E2EAq)
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Because it's helping their fundraising.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (tjUeW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Bernanas Foster
Posted by: Miklos, société flambé at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (q80AH)
+++++++++++++
It will be one of three. Right now, I have it at even odds across the board:
1) A grasping, reaching, pathetic nothingburger
2) Something pretty bad, especially when decontextualized, that they've been sitting on.
3) A bullet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (I2dne)
They will continue to impeach for - God willing - the next five years. They can try to ruin Trumps' presidency, but he's already done more for this country than the combined presidents since Reagan.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2020
She's still doing shows in Vegas.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:40 PM
Me too!
Posted by: Carrot Top at February 13, 2020
*
*
Carrot, my man,
I'd sooner pay actual money to watch Rita Rudner, fully clothed mind you, stand on stage for half an hour doing absolutely nothing, than I would to see you do anything at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:51 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2020 03:51 PM (2Mnv1)
-- Democrat party, 2020
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 13, 2020 03:42 PM (vPKfA
2 things wrong in the last sentence...
Wrong party wrong century.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 13, 2020 03:51 PM (Kd6KP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 03:51 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (q80AH)
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I think the surprise will be in November. Leftists will be shocked that Trump is reelected WITH the popular vote, the Democrats lost the House..... and RBG finally kicks off this mortal coil.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8XRCm)
1) A grasping, reaching, pathetic nothingburger
2) Something pretty bad, especially when decontextualized, that they've been sitting on.
3) A bullet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:50 PM (I2dne)
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I cannot imagine that they've sat on anything.
Schiff and Nadler seemed convinced that the strength of their case was going to convince enough Republican senators to convict, and would they have felt that way if they had gone in with their second rate material?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (w9UC1)
Trump doesn't need to use Barr, he could commute any sentence or even pardon.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (q80AH)
It's going to be lamer than a knackered nag pulling a decrepit milk-wagon through Bottleton East on a Bank Holiday.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February
anal
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (HALdu)
i forgot about the farting.
Posted by: ace
Chris Matthews said it was a coffee cup.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 03:51 PM (aKsyK)
Then again, Chris Matthews can't function without cheap gin in his system.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: klaftern at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (RuIsu)
.........
I hear he got pretty fat.
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:49 PM (q80AH)
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I think the surprise will be in November. Leftists will be shocked that Trump is reelected WITH the popular vote, the Democrats lost the House..... and RBG finally kicks off this mortal coil.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8XRCm)
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And Breyer says "fuck it" and retires. And Sotomayor has a major heart attack and decides that she needs to retire as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (q80AH)
Judge Amy Berman Jackson, overseeing the Roger Stone trial, is possibly the most corrupt and blind Obama judge appointed in his entire 8 year reign of terror.
I'm confident that she approves of the Guiado beatings in Venezuela by Maduro though. That Maduro, Amy thinks he is one helluva boss.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (sy5kK)
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Confirmed 97-0, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:47 PM (q80AH)
Can we use this fact against them in a court of law?
A court not run by Amy Berman Jackson, in other words, an honest court with a judge that goes along with the deep state fix?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (sy5kK)
Schiff and Nadler seemed convinced that the strength of their case was going to convince enough Republican senators to convict, and would they have felt that way if they had gone in with their second rate material?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (q80AH)
++++++
Yeah, I was reconsidering my "even odds" statement as I was writing it. It won't be that *they* were sitting on it - they have no patience and are so desperate they'd burn the furniture for heat.
But someone who *isn't* one of them might have.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (I2dne)
Elvis is everywhere.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8erNz)
A little less talk and a little more action. You need to be satisfactionin' me.
Posted by: Jumpsuit Elvis at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (sy5kK)
But someone who *isn't* one of them might have.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (I2dne)
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Michael Cohen! To the rescue!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Root Boy Slim at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: mugiwara at February 13, 2020 03:54 PM (iA/AN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 03:51 PM (aKsyK)
........
Because nobody on MSNBC ever farts. Ever.
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 03:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2020 03:54 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 03:48 PM (hLRSq)
You're living in historic times, one of the most nefarious institutions in the history of the Republic has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
The Democratic Party, which should have been dissolved in 1865, and nearly destroyed the country with its search for new relevance after failing to block Civil Rights, is finally dying.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 03:54 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 03:54 PM (LxWV7)
They want Stone to get 7-9 years, which there is no reason to prosecute Comey, Brennan, and Clapper for their lies to Congress?
The only issue I have with Barr is the lack of progress on these three criminals.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 03:54 PM (AFSld)
Line up the prosecution and Jury and your ham sandwich will be in prison for life.
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 03:55 PM (ZCEU2)
You'll never think of the word "surprise" in the same way ever again, will you?
Posted by: Otters at February 13, 2020 03:55 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 03:55 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 03:55 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 03:55 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 03:56 PM (oVJmc)
Maddow queefs.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 03:55 PM (AFSld)
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"That is not funny!"
-Terrance and Phillip
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:56 PM (q80AH)
Yeah heard on radio talk show the jury foreman for the Stone trial was a Leftist operative.
Line up the prosecution and Jury and your ham sandwich will be in prison for life.
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 03:55 PM (ZCEU2)
Ham sandwich never did anything but good in his life.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 13, 2020 03:56 PM (1CjJc)
Elvis is everywhere.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8erNz)
A little less talk and a little more action. You need to be satisfactionin' me.
Posted by: Jumpsuit Elvis at February 13, 2020
*
*
"Lordy, look what just walked through that door!
"Hello, T-R-O-U-B-L-E,
"What in the world you doin' A-L-O-N-E?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:56 PM (Ejm1K)
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50 bucks says she lied her fucking ass off during voire dire.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (Uytaa)
BOTTOM TEXT
Posted by: doof2112 at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (olgDX)
Posted by: troyriser
My take is they're kind of like Khan in The Wrath of Khan. Nothing else matters except revenge against Kirk (Trump), even unto death.
The earwigs in the movie are the Rinos and NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: Biergood at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (yb6r+)
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50 bucks says she lied her fucking ass off during voire dire.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (8XRCm)
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50 bucks says she freely admitted it and the judge let her sit on the jury anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: SMOD at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 03:20 PM (WI7YS)
It kills Bloomy that he has to look up to look them in the eye.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (Uytaa)
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"Our virtue is signaled really strongly, though."
-Voters of CA and NY
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (q80AH)
Elvis is everywhere.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8erNz)
A little less talk and a little more action. You need to be satisfactionin' me.
Posted by: Jumpsuit Elvis at February 13, 2020
*
*
"Lordy, look what just walked through that door!
"Hello, T-R-O-U-B-L-E,
"What in the world you doin' A-L-O-N-E?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:56 PM (Ejm1K)
Thankyouverymuch.
Posted by: Jumpsuit Elvis at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (90T4r)
But someone who *isn't* one of them might have.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 03:53 PM (I2dne)
nope, that's the problem with them having gotten so desperate and already throwing everything including the kitchen sink at him. They're down to dried up old NYT editors plagiarizing old Law and Order episodes to claim that BAD MAN TOUCHED ME 25 YEARS AGO!!!
They got nothin'. And, suppose they do get into his tax records - want to know how we know nothing is there, either? Because the State and Federal Revenue Services have already gone through all of them with a fine toothed comb, several times. If anything was there, they would have jumped at the chance. The only reason Trump won't let them go public is to piss off the dems, and who knows, there might be something politically sensitive there. But nothing of any legal importance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (Kpl3J)
the most corrupt and blind Obama judge appointed in his entire 8 year
reign of terror.
*ahem*
Posted by: Flynn case & FISA Court Judge Contreras at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (AFSld)
Transgender bathrooms in every school? Closing-down parochial schools, just because they hate them? A free home, a new car, free healthcare, and a chicken in every pot for every illegal? Ten dollar-a-gallon gasoline? Surrendering to Iran and al-Qaeda? Hate speech prohibition and gun confiscation legislation? Abortion/infanticide legal until the clump of cells is three years out of a woman's body?
Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (AMIL/)
Good God, is someone burning a tire in rotunda?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 13, 2020 03:59 PM (0w16I)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 03:59 PM (nRk/c)
Elvis is everywhere.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8erNz)
A little less talk and a little more action. You need to be satisfactionin' me.
Posted by: Jumpsuit Elvis at February 13, 2020
*
*
"Lef' my home in Norfolk, Virginia, California on my mind!
"Straddled that Greyhound and rode him into Raleigh
"And on across Caroline . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 03:59 PM (Ejm1K)
Her name is my name too.
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
There goes Judge Amy Berman Jackson Schmidt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: troyriser
My take is they're kind of like Khan in The Wrath of Khan. Nothing else matters except revenge against Kirk (Trump), even unto death.
The earwigs in the movie are the Rinos and NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: Biergood at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (yb6r+)
They put critchers. In out ears!
Posted by: Everybody at February 13, 2020 03:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM
Safer bet, that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2020 03:59 PM (dkvcO)
Elvis is everywhere.
Micheal J. Fox has no Elvis in him
Posted by: Abzod at February 13, 2020 04:00 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 04:00 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: corn and beans at February 13, 2020 04:00 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
When do the sealed indictments pour forth?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 04:00 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 03:57 PM (Uytaa)
........
East Bay Shithole Swallowall and the Bugeyes from Burbank.
Oh, and Nutzi.
Yeah, we got a few of 'em.
Posted by: California at February 13, 2020 04:00 PM (v0R5T)
And likely up to some seriously bad sh#t, too - Epstein, NXIVM, cartels, Chinese spies, Ukraine, Clinton foundation. . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Abzod at February 13, 2020 04:00 PM (tf9Ne)
Be honest, he knows how to shake it though.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (0w16I)
Can't Godzilla just drag Cali into the Pacific?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (I2dne)
Can't Godzilla just drag Cali into the Pacific?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (AFSld)
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This is reality.
We need Lex Luthor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (tjUeW)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (90T4r)
After that first cup of coffee? Not bloody likely.
Posted by: Big V at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (y/fJ4)
Posted by: Eric Swallowswell at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (I2dne)
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Is that some kinda bean ball rule??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: SMOD at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Insomniac
I am...available.
Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (r+sAi)
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Didja see that he has written and self published his autobiography?
https://amzn.to/2URBxRw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (I2dne)
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Is that some kinda bean ball rule??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (8XRCm)
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Pitchers need to face a minimum of three batters or to the end of an inning now.
I dunno...I do find the constant pitcher changes annoying, but I don't like all this rule finagling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (AFSld)
"Stay off our campus."
-- Sarah Lawrence College
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (I2dne)
hate it. Want to shorten games? get rid of replay
And And if they were going to do this it should have been 3 -4 years from now since rosters are built around specalists
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 04:04 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 04:04 PM (1ISKN)
Yep. The Astros are obviously Democrats.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:04 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:04 PM (JE/4H)
And a young Valerie Perrine!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020
*
*
Lex: "When I was young, my father said to me --"
Miss Tesmacher: " 'Get out.' "
Lex: "Before that."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++
I kinda like it, honestly. The single-hitter matchups are extremely annoying. I also like the formalization of dual-purpose players. I don't like the "position players can't pitch unless it's a blowout or extra innings" rule.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Not just the finagling, it's all the attendant discombobulation.
Posted by: Miklos, not cheating at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Not just the finagling, it's all the attendant discombobulation.
Posted by: Miklos, not cheating at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM (QzkSJ)
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Gonna be honest. It's all malarkey.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM (q80AH)
Ahem.
I mean please. Pretty please.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (mf5HN)
Recipe for Black Swan Stew:
Take one (1) portion of Just in Time Manufacturing and combine with a serving of Ricardian Comparative Advantage. Shake well and add a spice of conflict, disease, or natural disaster.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Insomniac
Ooooh! Ooooh! Pick me!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM (I2dne)
hate it. Want to shorten games? get rid of replay
And And if they were going to do this it should have been 3 -4 years from now since rosters are built around specalists
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 04:04 PM (nRk/c)
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Pitch clock would help.
Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (G0vdT)
I dunno...I do find the constant pitcher changes annoying, but I don't like all this rule finagling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (q80AH)
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Ah....
Hmmmmm. It would speed up the game.... but it sure would take alot of the management strategy of righty/righty lefty/lefty matchups in critical situations right out the window.... especially in the national league.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (8XRCm)
Back when everyone was 29 and smoked we called it lighting a courtesy match.
https://youtu.be/et4UqrkknxQ?t=21
Posted by: DaveA at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (FhXTo)
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Maxine Waters Thinks California Should Be First Dem Primary Bc Of Their "Fancy Parties" And Big Money Fundraisers
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Mind like a Nerf trap.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (JE/4H)
An attempt to shorten games. In theory, I guess I am ok, although I would suspend for playoffs.
In practice, I see a lot of pitchers injuring an ankle or elbow *just* before they pitch to the guy that has lit them up.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (r+sAi)
..........
I saw him with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets in the rain
looking for a place call Ho Lee Fooks
Get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
I'm not doing this right, am I?
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (v0R5T)
https://amzn.to/2URBxRw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 04:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Used a whole box of crayons, the big box, with the sharpener in the back.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (nRk/c)
Or maybe just start an exclusive sex club - INSOMSCNTM?
SNCTM was for sale not too long ago. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 04:06 PM (90T4r)
++++++++++++++
They can go precisely as far as they have and no further.
Renaming the DL was stupid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (JE/4H)
It's 6:00 AM and it's a gonna be a great day to Impeach President Trump!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (e284m)
He will be the first president to be historically impeached 8 times. Nanzi is gonna run out of giveaways.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:04 PM (JE/4H)
Nobody has been impeached like me. I've been impeached so many times like you wouldn't believe.
Posted by: Trump at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (1CjJc)
Definitely. Some douche A's catcher knelt during the anthem. I think it was last season. It'll happen slowly, but it will happen.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Cheribebe at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Augustine at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 04:02 PM (8XRCm)
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Yeah, it's the rule where the manager says, "You only need to get this one guy out, then, throw at the next guy and get tossed, so I can bring in another pitcher."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (QyoQ9)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (JE/4H)
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Which? The three-batter rule is new for 2020, beginning in Spring Training.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (I2dne)
OT: Anyone notice how some people say Valentine's Day with an "m" instead of an "n"?
Posted by: Augustine at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (BDZWU)
Because Hamster is spelled with a P
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:08 PM (e284m)
_____________________
That's from a SNL skit. Drunk Russian skank said it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 04:08 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Seagoing Commuservative, Toot! Toot! at February 13, 2020 04:08 PM (fh70S)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (I+uRD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (r+sAi)
Definitely. Some douche A's catcher knelt during the anthem. I think it was last season. It'll happen slowly, but it will happen.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (AFSld)
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Bruce Maxwell. It was two seasons back.
He pulled a gun on a delivery girl at his home in Arizona between seasons.
He wasn't a good catcher to begin with, then he knelt and pulled the gun. He doesn't play any ball anymore. Probably works at Dick's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (q80AH)
But really, because of their illegals, #BLM and Silicon Valley. It would ensure GoogleFacebookAppleTwitter, #BLM and Mexico would decide who the frontrunners are.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (gmo/4)
Not kidding. We found our through our son, whose friend is the guy's stepson.
He's a good accountant, but still......
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (AFSld)
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Catcher, two years ago, protesting gun violence, or some such, and is no longer in the league.
Idiot backup catcher who didn't get that the only way one keeps that job is through being a good backstop, keeping the head down and mouth shut.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (QyoQ9)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (AFSld)
You really need to listen to representative Swalwell and give him the respect he deserves.
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Tell me another one.
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Augustine at February 13, 2020 04:07 PM (BDZWU)
Valemtime's? Valemtine's? Valentimes?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (RD7QR)
Good. F him and everyone who looks like him.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (M20vx)
Posted by: Cheribebe at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (a4qVe)
Idiot backup catcher who didn't get that the only way one keeps that job is through being a good backstop, keeping the head down and mouth shut.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (QyoQ9)
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The A's had serious problems with depth at catcher for like three years. He was #2 and should have been #4, but they didn't have anyone else.
That's changed. Josh Phegley is a big step up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (q80AH)
i forgot about the farting.
Posted by: ace
Chris Matthews said it was a coffee cup.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
either one is drier than what I heard
Posted by: x at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (JE/4H)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (d6Ksn)
The Presidents tweets make it hard for you to do your job?
Well what the fuck are you doing?
Clearly your not supervising anything and apparently your not communicating with the President.
I am sick and fucking tired of this weak bullshit.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (2FWvc)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (JE/4H)
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I love this place
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (8XRCm)
Granny Pelosi
Jerry "Nadds" Nalder
And Adam Schiff as the Beaver
Check you local listings
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (vSb78)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (r+sAi)
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Proposed playoff format change by current commish.
He's been savaged by current players.
I don't think that idea gains any traction.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (QyoQ9)
Just looked him up. He's in the Mexican League now, like Jake Taylor from Major League, but without the redemption.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:09 PM (QyoQ9)
++++++++++++
Catcher is hard to do well. Not most pitches, I suppose, but when it counts you have to be *on* and you have to help manage the pitcher.
Rockies have Wolters, who is phenomenal. I can't wait to see him play again this year. Dude is a through-and-through baseball player.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (I2dne)
Malentines Day? Isn't that in June?
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (JE/4H)
March 14.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (puu6v)
Take one (1) portion of Just in Time Manufacturing and combine with a serving of Ricardian Comparative Advantage. Shake well and add a spice of conflict, disease, or natural disaster.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 04:05 PM
Oooh! Ooooh! Like, I know one of those words! Ricardian Comparative Advantage is, like, how Ricky wins whenever Lucy tries to get into showbiz!
Posted by: AOC at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (COzlW)
Just looked him up. He's in the Mexican League now, like Jake Taylor from Major League, but without the redemption.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (AFSld)
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He should be happy. There's no racism or gun violence in Mexico.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (q80AH)
Malenvines Day
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: corn and beans at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (JE/4H)
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We're celebrating the "I aim to misbehave" guy now?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (QyoQ9)
Haven't found out who they are. I'm guessing Rand Paul is one of them.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (3LyA5)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (J+mig)
i forgot about the farting.
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2020 03:44 PM (PbpT7)
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We all know that this is because you just regenerated again and are still compiling your memories of your past selves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 03:46 PM (q80AH)
Shelves. Still compiling his memories of his past shelves.
Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (vSb78)
https://www.sciencealert.com/the-ghost-of-an-
unknown-extinct-hominid-has-been-found-in-a-
modern-human-genome
(remove extra spaces)
HUMANS
No Matter Who or What You Are, We're Gonna Fuck You!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (AFSld)
Granny Pelosi
Jerry "Nadds" Nalder
And Adam Schiff as the Beaver
Check you local listings
Posted by: Roland THTG
I want nanzi complaining to Donald about being to hard on the Beaver.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 04:14 PM (0PD0H)
They only got the previous travesty through the House, unfinished, by violating the constitutional impeachment procedure. They eventually turned over the resulting unfinished mess to the Senate after a month, and basically said the dog ate their homework and the Senate should finish their job for them, also a deviation from procedure. They bored and annoyed the nation, and Trump's approval rating was higher after they finished than it was before.
I think they've shot their wad.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 13, 2020 04:14 PM (6L2Vj)
Haven't found out who they are. I'm guessing Rand Paul is one of them.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (3LyA5)
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Paul is one. He said he would vote for it before it came up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:14 PM (I2dne)
When you have a distortion in the process and judges like Amy Jackson,
how do you have any hope/faith that craptards like Comey will not only
get prosecuted but actually get jail time?
Posted by: Cheribebe at February 13, 2020 04:10 PM (a4qVe)
You demand a change of venue.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:14 PM (e284m)
Valenmimes?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (J+mig)
Van Halen Mime's Day. Look it up.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 04:14 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Shep Smith, currently stateless at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:14 PM (e284m)
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If there is a trial involving even a smidge of politics, it should *not* occur in a political center.
All of those cases should change a venue that is somewhere between the Mississippi and the Missouri.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (puu6v)
Nope. Getting more obvious by the day. His red meat speech back in November was the tell. All the best GOPes have perfected the speech that gets the rubes rubing.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (JE/4H)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Mike Lee, too. Wow he has really gone to hell. It's funny though since the Senate passes this thing to stop the most anti-war president of my lifetime.
Well done, jackasses!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (AFSld)
They don't care if they get found wrong in court/Senate.
It's the process that's the punishment. They're hoping that people will finally get tired of it or start believing it and vote accordingly. With Tiny Mikey as their bank they can hold out till then with massive ads to help them.
We must get through to November and then vote them out of the House. Then most of this nonsense will end. But only if Trump cleans out the Gov't of all Obama appointees.
This will be our Battle of Britain. We must keep the Democrats out for at least one more Admin to eliminate the power of the illegal vote and to rid the bureaucracy of the Democrat stranglehold.
Perhaps the removal of union dues might help.
The coalition of the Unions and the Democrats amounts to a money laundering scheme and could/should be prosecuted in some way.
This may be our last true actual vote if we are not careful and ignited.
Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (eYV9L)
The Presidents tweets make it hard for you to do your job?
Well what the fuck are you doing?
Clearly your not supervising anything and apparently your not communicating with the President.
I am sick and fucking tired of this weak bullshit."
Typical cuck stuff. Barr won't do shit.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (puu6v)
HUMANS
No Matter Who or What You Are, We're Gonna Fuck You!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM (9wmyx)
Boys will be boys! Until the Dems take complete control.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:15 PM (e284m)
I told her I knew a guy...
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (bT7Yc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (I2dne)
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I'm not a Rockies fan, but, I will watch Aranado, any day of the week.
That man is something else.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (QyoQ9)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (AFSld)
No Matter Who or What You Are, We're Gonna Fuck You!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2020 04:13 PM
We feel the same way about other dog breeds.
Posted by: Poodles at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (COzlW)
Kinda hard to have racism when it's pretty monoethnic.
Very little gun violence.
High machete violence, though.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (0PD0H)
Posted by: Cheribebe at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (a4qVe)
"experts don't know why...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (puu6v)
I do. But then again, I'm an optimist.
Nothing brings a grin to my face more than the thought of the coup participants being led out to gallows set up in front of the national mall.
Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (U6f/q)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (VNmG1)
That man is something else.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (QyoQ9)
++++++++++
Arenado is on another level in every respect.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (I2dne)
It's 6:00 AM and it's a gonna be a great day to Impeach President Trump!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (gmo/4)
HUMANS
No Matter Who or What You Are, We're Gonna Fuck You!
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Not if we probe you first
Posted by: Aliens at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (EPXLU)
Kinda hard to have racism when it's pretty monoethnic.
Very little gun violence.
High machete violence, though.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM (0PD0H)
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I'm sure those descendants of Europeans get along peachy keen with those of native tribes.
And I didn't realize that the cartels had given up their guns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (AFSld)
Start by throwing asses in jail.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (0PD0H)
This thread needs more bagpipe.
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (gmo/4)
Bagpipes make everything better.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 04:18 PM (oVJmc)
No Matter Who or What You Are, We're Gonna Fuck You!
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When you sleep with someone, you sleep with every human, subhuman, quasihuman, mostly primate his ancestors ever slept with.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 04:18 PM (+y/Ru)
The ewok put up a HotAir/JV Last link in the sidebar. I put on my hip-waders and wandered into the comments. Some good stuff there, namely:
Bulwark NeverTrumper finds himself outside of the house and thinks the house has disappeared.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:18 PM (I2dne)
The Holy Father goes beyond his two predecessors by strongly condemning gender theory. He was recently asked where he notices evil at work nowadays.
"One place is 'gender theory.'"
He went on to say that gender theory is "dangerous" because it seeks to destroy basic differences between the sexes.
"It would make everything homogeneous, neutral. It is an attack on difference, on the creativity of God and on men and women."
These remarks are nothing new for the pope. In 2014, he said, "Gender ideology is demonic."
Posted by: SMOD at February 13, 2020 04:18 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:12 PM (gmo/4)
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Yes, just like that. SW Ohio.
Posted by: Augustine at February 13, 2020 04:18 PM (BDZWU)
We're going to need a bigger bed.
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (veJcn)
And I didn't realize that the cartels had given up their guns.
They don't use guns!
They insert the bullets manually.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (oVJmc)
HUMANS
No Matter Who or What You Are, We're Gonna Fuck You!
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Tell me something I don't know
Posted by: The Chicken at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (EPXLU)
I didn't realize this:
The NRCC outraised the DCCC last month for the first time in two years, a feat party operatives say is a sign that they are finally getting the hang of digital fundraising after years of being savaged by Democrats and ActBlue.
The NRCC's $12.6 million January haul is its highest non-March haul in years. (The GOP campaign arm hosts its annual fundraising dinner every March.) Transfers from members and their leadership PACs were under $1 million, according to the committee. But $6.8 million of that total came from grassroots donations, via mail, phones and online - about $2 million more than December grassroots donations to the committee. This could be the impeachment boost that House Republicans were waiting for, or it could be fleeting now that the trial has concluded.
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The NRCC is catching up to the DCCC. That's good news.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
I look forward to reading the sternly worded press release when everything is concluded.
Posted by: Biergood at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (yb6r+)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2020 04:16 PM
Hope your not to far away from me
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:01 PM
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Good idea, Now let team 1 call in a relief pitcher thereby forcing the opponent to change its line up so the next 3 batters are all righty, lefty, (or my favorite) switchhitters.
Posted by: socalcon at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (Roy2Z)
It is the only Circuit vacancy at this point.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: troyriser
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They will make up for it with volume.
Posted by: G at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (Dhcvl)
This is especially true for Alyssa Milano.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (gmo/4)
And cowbell.
Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (vSb78)
And I didn't realize that the cartels had given up their guns.
They don't use guns!
They insert the bullets manually.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 04:19 PM (oVJmc)
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I'm suddenly envisioning cartel ceremonies around this practice. They are not pleasant.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (q80AH)
Is it too early?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (puu6v)
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Attorney General Bill Barr takes swipe at Trump, says tweets about Justice Dept. cases make it 'impossible' to do job.
Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (COzlW)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8000293
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (rCwaK)
Giving red meat to the media now? Okay, I think we're done here then.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (AFSld)
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-51480912/ record-breaking-astronaut-do-what-scares-you
"Record-breaking astronaut: 'Do what scares you.' "
Some chick just "broke the record" for the longest time in space by a woman.
She basically says, "Hey all you girls, go into outer space and be astronauts! Fly through the stars! Like that big hero, me!"
First of all, you idiot, one gets chosen by other decision-makers to be a NASA astronaut. You can't just stroll in and announce that you are brave and demand to be sent into outer space.
Second of all, and most importantly:
You are just a passenger on a ship designed and paid for and invented and flown by other people, you bitch. You achieved nothing on your own. You are just an affirmative action hire for PR purposes. Men -- men men men men - did every single thing to create that space station, from the underlying science to the nuts-and-bolts construction to everything else -- and then gave you a ticket to ride on it. YOU DESERVE NO CREDIT. And yet you sit there bathing in the glory, and never once say, "I was part of a team" or "Really, I was just a passenger," or anything like that.
Fuck you. Seriously.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (ySK7x)
I don't understand the Dems' reasoning. If the last impeachment attempt
drove up Trump's numbers and drove theirs down and the President
emerged stronger as a result, then why would any new attempt based on
similarly shaky grounds gain them any advantage?
Posted by: troyriser
The news hasn't reached their DemBunker yet that the 5th Panzer Corps isn't actually driving on Berlin to relieve them yet. Down there it's all good news from their propaganda wing.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:22 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (AMIL/)
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Call strikes.
They made the strike zone smaller a couple of years ago, which creates more balls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:22 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2020 04:22 PM (FOGOI)
Giving red meat to the media now? Okay, I think we're done here then.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (AFSld)
I'd bet PDT and Barr are in cahoots on this.
Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 04:22 PM (vSb78)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8000293
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 13, 2020 04:21 PM (rCwaK)
I'd bang the granny.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 04:23 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:17 PM (gmo/4)
And cowbell.
Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (vSb7
........
maybe a little vuvuzela.
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 04:23 PM (v0R5T)
They made the strike zone smaller a couple of years ago, which creates more balls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:22 PM (q80AH)
Yes, good point.
Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2020 04:23 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 04:23 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 04:23 PM (wCmLp)
........
You sir, are a great American.
Posted by: Hannity's Broken Record at February 13, 2020 04:24 PM (v0R5T)
I guess that's possible. They've done that before to draw out coup plotters. Would be nice if we arrested a few, though.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:24 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 13, 2020 04:24 PM (BqBId)
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Attorney General Bill Barr takes swipe at Trump, says tweets about Justice Dept. cases make it 'impossible' to do job.
Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (cF8AT)
I think I'll wait. These "explosive bombshells" have a habit of being just damp squibs.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 04:24 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Congressman Baldrick at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (e284m)
The Presidents tweets make it hard for you to do your job?
Well what the fuck are you doing?
Clearly your not supervising anything and apparently your not communicating with the President.
I am sick and fucking tired of this weak bullshit.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (2FWvc)
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Can you imagine there next meeting:
Trump:"I'm making your job harder? Really? I'm making your job, Bill, f'ing harder?! I've had a three year coup perpetrated by this whole city and your damn DOJ/FBI, trying to put me in jail and ruin my family and friends and you say I'm making YOUR job harder?"
Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 04:22 PM (vSb7
I certainly hope so, or else Barr is working to get Trump impeached.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (WI7YS)
Barr has a point, from a Legal point of view, Trump's tweet was a big complication that he didn't need, that is going to get every decision he makes second guessed by Judges and Juries.
Trump has a point, he was bringing the corruption present in this trial to the attention of the country's voters.
They play to two different audiences. I'm sure they'll patch up any differences, since they need each other. Trump needs Barr, especially, so he better treat him nicely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (Kpl3J)
Don't go near Baldo. She's apparently from Philly, so her vagina likely has the coronavirus.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (FOGOI)
The Holy Father goes beyond his two predecessors by strongly condemning gender theory. He was recently asked where he notices evil at work nowadays.
Huh. Guess Frankie's not so useless after all.
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (OUMaO)
Call strikes.
They made the strike zone smaller a couple of years ago, which creates more balls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:22 PM (q80AH)
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It always amazed me that a football game, consisting of 4 15 minutes quarters, plus a half time of 15 minutes which, counts on fingers, plus co-worker fingers...while ignoring death stare...umm, 1 hour, 15 minutes..yet, manages to run 3 hours.
Hmmm.
But, baseball games are too long.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:26 PM (QyoQ9)
The super bowl, even with the halftime dollar bill fest, took about 3.5 hours, not much different than regular season. Late season baseball is an endless series of pitchers and batters wandering about, looking for meaning in their lives.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 13, 2020 04:27 PM (x4BlB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (WI7YS)
+++++++++
If he is, then he'll allow another special prosecutor. If he isn't, he won't.
I suspect Barr is not going to be effective, but I will withhold anything approaching final judgement until his House testimony next month and Durham's findings and recommendations a bit later.
My position now is, "nothing will come of this and no one meaningful gets meaningfully punished" but I am open to be being surprised (though not by otters!).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 04:27 PM (I2dne)
Hmmm.
But, baseball games are too long.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:26 PM (QyoQ9)
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Ever 40 seconds there's a big burst of activity in football. Nothing really happens, but there's a lot of running around.
As opposed to baseball where every twenty seconds or so a ball gets thrown.
The former is flashier in its nothing happening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 04:27 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 04:27 PM (veJcn)
And what, 25 minute of actual action? Three hours of standing around.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:27 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2020 04:27 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:28 PM (ZCEU2)
So much winning.
Posted by: ggreg at February 13, 2020 04:28 PM (045k4)
This is especially true for Alyssa Milano.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 13, 2020 04:20 PM (AFSld)
Alternate punchline:
"... but enough about Alabama"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2020 04:28 PM (FOGOI)
In an extraordinary rebuke of President Trump, Attorney General William P. Barr said on Thursday that Mr. Trump’s attacks on the Justice Department had made it “impossible for me to do my job” and asserted that “I’m not going to be bullied or influenced by anybody.”
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“I’m not going to be bullied or influenced by anybody,” Mr. Barr said in an interview with ABC News. “And I said, whether it’s Congress, newspaper editorial board, or the president, I’m going to do what I think is right. I cannot do my job here at the department with a constant background commentary that undercuts me.”
https://tinyurl.com/ww56zls
Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 04:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 04:29 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2020 04:29 PM (yQpMk)
None of this shit is going to happen by 5:00 tomorrow so settle down, grab a scotch.
Long war.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2020 04:30 PM (e284m)
1. Call strikes - get the strike zone back to where it was in the 1930's
2. Move the mound back 3 feet.
3. No commercial breaks except at specific times during the game.
4. Drastically limit the number of pitcher that can be used in a game.
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 04:31 PM (gmo/4)
IF you are going to parade around in a bathing suit at 250 pounds, at least wear one that tries to make you look good, not a bikini that is so stretched out over your giant butt that it looks like you found it at Goodwill.
The bald fitness instructor at least looks..fit. She does, however, need to change razors or get waxed by someone who knows what they are doing.
Meow, hiss hiss.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2020 04:33 PM (3LyA5)
I don't think that idea gains any traction.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:11 PM (QyoQ9)
It's a bullshit idea.
It's like Manfred had about 5 drinks and just started dreaming up "changes to baseball" and threw them all out there.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 13, 2020 04:34 PM (d6Ksn)
@RepJerryNadler
Dear
@Senate GOP
This is what another quid pro Quo by the President of the United States looks like
@realDonaldTrump
I'm seeing Governor Cuomo today at the White House. He must understand that National Security far exceeds politics. New York must stop all of its unnecessary lawsuits & harassment. start cleaning itself up, and lowering taxes. Build relationships, but don't bring Fredo!
Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2020 04:35 PM (wiXsO)
The current Land's End catalog has an overweight woman on the cover.
Looking at swimsuit ads used to make me think "Hey, I'd better get my ass on the treadmill because I want to look somewhat presentable in my swimming suit before summer rolls around." These fat models tell women "Hey, don't worry. Have another piece of cake - it's no big deal if you weigh 200 lbs, because so do we!"
It doesn't comfort me. It depresses me.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 13, 2020 04:39 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:39 PM (JE/4H)
Posted by: klaftern at February 13, 2020 04:40 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 04:41 PM (JE/4H)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 13, 2020 04:41 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 13, 2020 04:34 PM (d6Ksn)
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Yeah, it does sound that way, doesn't it?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 04:42 PM (QyoQ9)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 13, 2020 04:43 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 13, 2020 04:25 PM (OUMaO)
Too bad the fucktard doesn't understand, or is in denial, about the fact that "transgender theory" is just another aspect of Gramscian Marxism.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 04:43 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: m"
Possibly. It will definitely end the calls for his impeachment and make a him star for a few days with the MSM.
Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2020 05:05 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Cleopatra's Asp at February 13, 2020 06:35 PM (xZjSg)
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